Season 1

1 - Move Out! Small Fry Platoon!

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[00:30] Takeru
    This is the worst way to die...
[00:41] Usagi
    Kusanagi!
[00:42] Usagi
    Please answer me!
[00:47] Ikaruga
    I can't see through all the smoke!
[00:49] Ikaruga
    Where are you?
[00:53] Takeru
    And my life was just getting started, too...
[01:08] Lapis
    Congratulations.
SIGN    Episode 1: "Move Out! Small Fry Platoon!"
[01:35] Student A
    Isn't that the sword-nut
    of the small fry platoon?
[01:38] Student B
    Oh, the idiot who charged in with
     nothing but a sword at training recently?
[01:42] Student A
    Get a load of that thing dangling at his hip.
[01:45] Student B
    Japanese swords haven't been relevant
     since long before the Great War.
[01:49] ---
    Is he stupid?
[01:50] Student A
    Of course he's stupid.
[01:54] Takeru
    Shrug it off.
[01:56] Takeru
    Don't get mad at them just
    for mocking your sword.
[02:01] Takeru
    To clear the huge debts my late parents left me,
    and to take care of my beloved little sister,
[02:06] Takeru
    I must become a highly-paid inquisitor.
[02:11] Takeru
    Ancestors, please forgive me
    for letting you down.
SIGN    Freshmen 35th Test Platoon
[02:19] Karuga
    Come in.
[02:21] Usagi
    H-Hey!
[02:21] Usagi
    Wait—
[02:29] Usagi
    N-N-N—
[02:34] Takeru
    Not this again...
[02:37] Usagi
    Wait, why are you crying?
[02:42] Usagi
    What is the meaning of this?!
[02:44] Usagi
    Ordinarily, shouldn't I be the one crying?
[02:48] Takeru
    Uh, well...
[02:49] Usagi
    Did I look that pitiful to you?
[02:52] Usagi
    Was I really that comical?
[02:54] Usagi
    Enough to bring you to tears?
[02:56] Takeru
    No! In fact, you have a great body...
[02:59] Usagi
    Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!
[03:03] Ikaruga
    I got some nice pictures out of that!
[03:05] Ikaruga
    I never imagined he'd actually cry.
[03:09] Takeru
    Ikaruga! This is your doing again?!
[03:12] Takeru
    How many times have I told you
    not to use Usagi as a plaything—
[03:15] Ikaruga
    Maybe I should throw copies
     of this all over campus.
[03:20] Ikaruga
    "A Bunny Girl And The Boy Who
     Burst Into Tears Upon Seeing Her."
[03:24] Ikaruga
    Even I find the absurdity of it arousing.
[03:28] Usagi
    What?
[03:28] Usagi
    H-Hey, stop that!
[03:31] Ikaruga
    This will fetch a pretty penny.
[03:32] Usagi
    Stop it! Give me that camera!
[03:36] Sougetsu
    Listen.
[03:37] ---
    An inquisitor's job is to capture witches
     and confiscate magic items.
[03:43] Sougetsu
    Our aim is not to kill or destroy.
[03:47] Ouka
    I know that, sir.
[03:50] Ouka
    But killing that witch was the only way
    I could have handled the situation.
[03:54] Sougetsu
    Whatever your reasons,
     you abandoned your duty as inquisitor.
[04:00] Sougetsu
    I hope you're ready to face the consequences.
[04:03] Ouka
    Am I...
[04:05] ---
    fired?
[04:06] Sougetsu
    Disbarred, to be precise.
[04:10] Sougetsu
    You will go back to being a normal
     student at Anti-Magic Academy.
[04:16] Sougetsu
    You will be assigned to...
[04:19] Sougetsu
    The 35th Test Platoon.
[04:21] Sougetsu
    Also known as, "The Small Fry Platoon."
[04:25] Ouka
    Small Fry Platoon?
[04:28] Usagi
    Shouldn't we be coming up
     with a plan of action?
[04:32] Usagi
    It's been half a year since
     we entered high school.
[04:34] ---
    Half a year!
[04:35] Usagi
    Do you know what our current points total is?
[04:39] Takeru
    Z-Zero, I think?
[04:41] Usagi
    Yes, zero! Zero points in half a year!
[04:44] Usagi
    We must think of a way to
    overcome this predicament!
[04:49] Ikaruga
    With Kusanagi as our lone vanguard,
    there's nothing we can do.
[04:54] Takeru
    I'm sorry. I'm ashamed of myself.
[04:56] Usagi
    Don't be so quick to apologize!
[04:59] Usagi
    You're the captain!
[05:01] Usagi
    Please act more like one!
[05:03] Takeru
    That's easy for you to say.
[05:05] Takeru
    I'm just not cut out for this,
    on a fundamental level.
[05:08] Ikaruga
    Oh, all right.
[05:10] Ikaruga
    I suppose I can help.
[05:14] Usagi
    How so?
[05:15] Ikaruga
    I hear a D-rank magical item that'd gone missing
    is going to be traded illegally tonight.
[05:21] Ikaruga
    If we arrest the people involved,
     we'll earn a fair amount of points, right?
[05:26] Usagi
    That's awesome!
[05:28] Sougetsu
    Good afternoon, children!
[05:32] Takeru
    Chairman...
[05:33] Sougetsu
    Did I startle you?
[05:34] Sougetsu
    Did you go shot like you were down?
[05:39] Ikaruga
    What do you want?
[05:40] Ikaruga
    I thought a big shot like you would be
     too busy to visit a dingy platoon like ours.
[05:45] Sougetsu
    Impertinent as usual, I see.
[05:48] Sougetsu
    I hear nothing but bad things about you kids,
[05:51] Sougetsu
    but I personally like how you
     stick out like a sore thumb.
[05:56] Sougetsu
    Even so, your platoon's performance
    leaves much to be desired.
[06:02] Sougetsu
    Which is why I'm here...
[06:04] Sougetsu
    I've brought backup for
     the 35th Test Platoon.
[06:08] Takeru
    Backup?
[06:10] Sougetu
    Come on in.
[06:13] Sougetsu
    Former official inquisitor, Ohtori Ouka.
[06:15] Sougetsu
    She has transferred to the
     high school division for reasons.
[06:19] Ouka
    Nice to meet you.
[06:20] Sougetsu
    Well, I hope you all get along well.
[06:23] Takeru
    Ohtori Ouka...
[06:27] Usagi
    I've heard of her...
[06:29] Usagi
    In middle school, she was a top
    student who became an inquisitor
[06:33] ---
    in just a year and a half.
[06:35] Sougetsu
    And she's also my daughter!
[06:37] Sougetsu
    Don't you see the resemblance?
[06:39] Sougetsu
    The shape of our eyebrows and our
    noses, or our general cuteness?
[06:44] Ouka
    I'm only his daughter on paper.
[06:46] Ouka
    We aren't related by blood,
    so please don't misconstrue.
[06:50] Usagi
    I can't say I'm too fond of
    prodigies and privileged kids.
[06:55] Usagi
    Wait, do you know her?
[06:58] Takeru
    Yeah.
[07:02] Takeru
    We were... classmates.
[07:04] Ikaruga
    And why did this Ohtori Ouka quit the
     official inquisition to join our platoon?
[07:09] Ouka
    Sorry, but I can't tell you the reason.
[07:15] Sougetsu
    Well, I'll just leave you kids to it!
[07:20] Takeru
    O-Ohtori...
[07:22] Takeru
    L-Long time no see...
[07:25] ---
    How've you been?
[07:29] Ouka
    Who're you?
[07:36] Ikaruga
    Since this is your first day,
[07:38] ---
    why don't you stand by at the platoon HQ?
[07:41] Ouka
    No. I'm fine.
[07:42] ---
    I'll participate in the mission.
[07:44] Ikaruga
    Really? I don't care either way,
     but you sure are fired up.
[07:48] Ouka
    Relax. I won't hold you back.
[07:51] Ikaruga
    Then let me explain the mission once again.
[07:53] Ikaruga
    Our target this time is an
    Andreff Jaeger anthology
[07:56] ---
    written in the early years
    of the witch hunt wars:
[07:59] Ikaruga
    a first edition copy of Unorthodox Psalms*.
[08:01] Ikaruga
    Since it's not the original,
[08:02] ---
    it's not powerful enough*
    to actually produce magic.
[08:05] Ikaruga
    But when it was printed,
    Andreff himself infused it with some.
[08:10] Ikaruga
    That magic makes readers go crazy and
     drives them to suicide, apparently.
[08:14] Takeru
    She probably hacked into another
    platoon's mission data again...
[08:18] Takeru
    Usagi, how are things on your end?
[08:20] Usagi
    Th-There's only one place with lights on:
    an office on the seventh floor.
[08:24] Usagi
    I-I see two people!
[08:26] Takeru
    Okay. Seventh floor it is.
[08:28] Usagi
    I-I'm not nervous, you know!
[08:31] Usagi
    I'm offended that you think that way.
[08:34] Usagi
    I-I'm merely being cautious.
[08:37] Takeru
    No one asked if you were nervous.
[08:40] Takeru
    Ohtori.
[08:41] Takeru
    Circle around the hallway
     on the opposite side.
[08:43] Takeru
    Once I give the signal, charge in.
[08:46] Mafia A
    By the way, there's one
    more thing I want you to buy.
[08:50] Mafia A
    It's a first edition copy of Unorthodox Psalms.
[08:53] Mari
    You're a complete and utter idiot.
[08:56] Mari
    You underestimate the inquisitors far too much.
[08:59] Mafia A
    Who cares if I'm discovered?
[09:01] Mafia A
    I've got that thing you guys gave me.
[09:04] Takeru
    Enemy spotted. One by the entrance.
[09:07] Takeru
    Once I give the signal,
    I'll jump out as a decoy.
[09:09] Takeru
    Ohtori, you shoot the guard.
[09:11] Ouka
    Roger.
[09:12] Takeru
    Usagi, begin sniping three
    seconds after the signal.
[09:14] Usagi
    R-Roger.
[09:16] Takeru
    Ikaruga, keep watch on the surroundings.
[09:18] Ikaruga
    Roger.
[09:22] Takeru
    All right.
[09:23] Takeru
    Commence mission!
[09:25] Mafia B
    Damn you!
[09:32] Usagi
    I did it, Kusanagi!
[09:34] Usagi
    I'm the best!
[09:36] Takeru
    This is the inquisition!
[09:37] Takeru
    You're under arrest on charges of
    illegal possession and theft of magical items!
[09:47] Takeru
    Um...
[09:49] ---
    Usagi-san?
[09:50] Usagi
    You saw my handiwork, didn't you?
    Aren't I awesome?!
[09:52] Usagi
    I blew both their heads off!
[09:55] Takeru
    You're not supposed to!
[09:57] Takeru
    Wait, did you shoot into the wrong building?
[10:01] Usaig
    Th-This sort of thing can happen sometimes!
[10:04] Takeru
    Like hell it can!
[10:05] Mari
    I told you so.
[10:08] Mari
    Well, have fun getting rid of them.
[10:11] Takeru
    Wait!
[10:11] Mafia C
    Don't move!
[10:13] Mafia C
    He said he's with the inquisition.
[10:17] ---
    Isn't this bad?
[10:18] Mafia D
    Don't panic. Take a look.
[10:21] Mafia D
    You're a student at Anti-Magic
    Academy, aren't you?
[10:24] Mafia D
    Are you alone?
[10:27] Takeru
    I-I'm kinda lost, you see...
[10:32] Mafia D
    Is that so?
[10:33] Mafia
    You got lost, huh? Sucks to be you.
[10:36] Mafia E
    Hey, look!
[10:37] Mafia E
    This genius is packing a sword!
[10:40] Mafia D
    I didn't realize today's
    inquisitors were so old-fashioned!
[10:44] Mafia D
    Amazing! We're up against a samurai!
[10:47] Mafia F
    Are you a mental patient?
[10:49] Mafia D
    End your sentences with
    "gozaru," like a samurai!
[10:58] Ikaruga
    Kusanagi! Don't listen to them!
[11:01] Ikaruga
    If you lose your temper now,
    things will really go south!
[11:03] Mafia C
    Swords, eh?
[11:05] ---
    What use do those have nowadays?
[11:08] Mafia C
    Swords can't beat magic or guns.
[11:10] Mafia C
    They're just scrap metal.
[11:14] Ikaruga
    Aww, it's over now. Just do as you wish.
[11:18] Mafia D
    Die, metal head!
[11:22] Takeru
    Sweeping Magic Blade!
[11:33] Mafia D
    Wh-What was that?
[11:36] ---
    What did you do?!
[11:41] Takeru
    Did you just say "scrap metal"?
[11:45] Takeru
    Prepare to die, bastards...
[11:47] Takeru
    And not in a normal way!
[11:49] Takeru
    User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
[11:51] Takeru
    Kusanagi Takeru, will cut you down
    whether you like it or not!
[11:55] Mafia D
    Why, this little...
[12:00] Takeru
    You aren't fit to be the rust on my blade,
     so don't even think about it.
[12:03] Takeru
    I'll show you a slash so brutal,
    my sword won't even be bloodied!
[12:08] Ikaruga/Text
    Onii-chan...
[12:11] Ikaruga
    Please don't make such a scary face.
[12:15] Ikaruga
    Have you calmed down, Kusanagi?
[12:17] Ikaruga
    That was my voice, you sister lover.
[12:20] Ikaruga
    How'd you like it?
     Sounded like her, right?
[12:22] Ikaruga
    Anyway...
[12:24] ---
    How are you getting out of this mess?
[12:29] Takeru
    I was just kidding.
[12:30] Takeru
    It was a joke!
[12:32] Takeru
    There's no such thing as a slash
    that doesn't bloody the sword!
[12:38] Mafia
    What?!
[12:59] Takeru
    Wow...
[13:01] Ouka
    Hey, you there.
[13:03] ---
    Resistance is futile.
[13:05] Ouka
    Just hand over Unorthodox Psalms.
[13:08] Mafia A
    Drop dead, all of you!
[13:11] Takeru
    Instant Magic?
[13:12] Ouka
    Scumbag! Makes me sick to my stomach!
[13:18] Mari
    Oh, dear. So he used it, huh?
[13:24] Takeru
    A Dragoon?
[13:26] Takeru
    Why does he have one of
     the inquisition's weapons?!
[13:27] Ikaruga
    This is bad!
[13:29] Ikaruga
    Usagi, hurry to the sniping point!
[13:31] Usagi
    Give me one more minute!
[13:33] Takeru
    Ohtori!
[13:34] Ouka
    Get down, and stay out of the way.
[13:38] Mafia A
    Don't you look down on me.
[13:39] Mafia A
    I'm not about to get arrested here!
[13:44] Takeru
    Ohtori!
[13:46] Mafia A
    Quit running around!
[13:59] Mafia A
    Why'd it stop moving?
[14:00] Mafia A
    Move! Move!
[14:07] Ouka
    The old Dragoon has one glaring weakness:
    the fragility of its joint drive mechanism.
[14:11] Ouka
    Furthermore, it's not made
    for close quarters combat.
[14:14] Mafia A
    Damn it!
[14:15] Ouka
    This is what happens when an
    amateur tries to use a Dragoon.
[14:19] Ouka
    I hope you learned your lesson.
[14:20] Takeru
    She's in a league of her own...
[14:26] Takeru
    Are you hurt, Ohtori?
[14:28] Ouka
    I'm fine.
[14:46] Takeru
    Well, uh...
[14:48] ---
    D-Don't worry!
[14:50] Takeru
    I'm more into flat chests.
[14:54] Takeru
    S-Sorry! Just kidding!
     That's not the issue here, is it?
[14:57] Ouka
    Just get off of me already!
[15:00] Takeru
    Wait, wait! Calm down, Ohtori!
[15:05] Usagi
    Kusanagi! I did it!
[15:07] Usagi
    I'm sure I hit the mark with that one!
[15:09] Takeru
    It's gonna end up like this anyway, huh?
[15:13] Ouka
    Hey! Don't fall asleep there!
[15:16] Ouka
    What is wrong with this platoon?!
[15:32] Usagi
    What are you playing at?
     I demand an explanation!
[15:35] Usagi
    Ever since then, you keep running off
     to handle missions by yourself.
[15:41] Usagi
    Don't you realize it's making us lose all face?
[15:44] Ouka
    If you want to go on missions as a platoon,
    then feel free to do so without me.
[15:49] Ouka
    I want no part of it.
    I'll be fine by myself.
[15:51] Usagi
    I've never felt so insulted in my life!
[15:54] Usagi
    Who do you think you are?!
[15:56] Ikaruga
    Don't waste your breath.
[15:57] Ikaruga
    She won't listen to anything you say.
[16:00] Ikaruga
    She's only interested in her own goals.
[16:03] Ouka
    Then let me make this clear.
[16:06] Ouka
    First, Saionji. Your sniping
    has a fatal flaw to it.
[16:12] Ouka
    You crumble under pressure and lose all accuracy.
    How can I trust you to have my back?
[16:19] Ouka
    Next, Suginami.
[16:21] ---
    You're a skilled mechanic. I'll give you that.
[16:23] Ouka
    But you go too far with your modifications.
[16:26] Ouka
    Don't stick a full-automatic
    function on a 9mm pistol.
[16:30] Ikaruga
    Yeah, yeah.
[16:31] Ouka
    And Kusanagi, you should've been
     the one to say what I just said.
[16:37] Ouka
    Do you want your subordinates
     to die pointless deaths?
[16:40] Ouka
    You're a disgrace as a captain.
[16:44] Takeru
    You may well be right.
[16:47] Ouka
    You have no right to call
    yourself an inquisitor.
[16:55] Ikaruga
    Ability trumps everything for her, huh?
[16:58] Ikaruga
    Is she incapable of trusting anyone but herself?
[17:01] Takeru
    Well, she was pretty much on the money.
[17:05] Takeru
    But...
[17:06] Usagi
    What is it?
[17:08] Takeru
    Well, she's one of us now,
     so we gotta patch things up somehow.
[17:12] Ikaruga
    But it doesn't seem like Miss High-and-Mighty
     wants to play nice with us.
[17:18] Takeru
    I have a plan...
SIGN    Small Fry Platoon New Member Welcoming Party
[17:24] Usagi
    It's all finished, Kusanagi!
[17:26] Usagi
    A masterpiece, even if I do say so myself!
[17:29] Usagi
    It's an anko-and-cream shortcake my grandma
[17:31] ---
    taught me to bake when I was a child!
[17:34] Takeu
    Usagi, you really can cook, huh?
[17:37] Ikaruga
    Now that we're on board with your
    "plan," we can't back out...
[17:41] Ikaruga
    But couldn't we have gone
     with something better?
[17:44] Takeru
    Don't worry!
[17:46] Takeru
    Welcoming parties were highly
    recommended in this book,
[17:49] ---
    How to Work with New Employees.
[17:52] Takeru
    I'm sure even Ohtori will open her
    heart up to us a little after this!
[17:56] Ikaruga
    You have a child's blind optimism...
[17:58] Ouka
    I'm coming in.
[18:02] Takeru
    Welcome to the 35th Platoon!
[18:06] Ouka
    Partying during platoon activity hours?
[18:11] Ouka
    Good for you, Captain.
[18:13] Takeru
    Uh, actually, we did this for you...
[18:16] Ouka
    Fraternizing isn't my thing.
[18:19] Takeru
    Hey!
[18:21] Takeru
    How'd you get that wound?
[18:22] Ouka
    That's none of your business.
[18:24] Takeru
    Hey!
[18:25] Takeru
    Hang on a second.
[18:26] Takeru
    I'll take care of it right away!
[18:28] Ouka
    Besides, unlike you people, I didn't
    become an inquisitor for fun and games.
[18:34] Takeru
    Ohtori!
[18:38] Takeru
    Wait! Where are you going?!
[18:41] Ouka
    I told you it was none of your business.
[18:45] Takeru
    But it is!
[18:47] Takeru
    I'm your comrade, not to mention your captain.
[18:51] Ouka
    I don't consider you
    worthy to be my captain.
[18:54] Ouka
    And I don't want to be your comrade, either.
[18:56] Takeru
    I don't care how you see it.
    I am your captain.
[19:00] Takeru
    And I'm not about to leave an
    injured member of my platoon alone!
[19:05] Ouka
    Oh, do whatever you like!
[19:12] Takeru
    Valhalla?
[19:13] Ouka
    It's a magic association
    which nobody knows much about.
[19:16] Ouka
    It's quite likely that they were the
    other party in that trade the other day.
[19:21] Takeru
    And you're saying Valhalla was behind this, too?
[19:24] Ouka
    Yes...
[19:26] Takeru
    Let's go!
[19:27] Ouka
    W-Wait!
[19:28] Ouka
    You idiot!
[19:31] Thug A
    Who the hell are you?!
[19:39] Takeru
    Thanks for the help back there.
[19:40] Ouka
    I'll go check on the container.
[19:43] Ouka
    Restrain those two.
[19:45] Takeru
    Sure.
[19:49] Takeru
    I wonder how Ohtori is doing.
[19:58] Takeru
    Are these...
[20:02] Ouka
    Sorry...
[20:04] ---
    I was too late...
[20:07] ---
    It must have hurt...
[20:10] Ouka
    But you don't have to suffer anymore.
[20:13] Ouka
    You'll be fine now...
[20:17] Ouka
    I'll shoulder it all for you.
[20:21] Takeru
    Ohtori...
[20:26] Takeru
    Hey!
[20:29] Takeru
    What are you doing? Stop!
[20:31] Ouka
    Move it!
[20:32] Ouka
    I'm killing them!
[20:33] Takeru
    You know what will happen if you
    kill them right now, don't you?!
[20:37] Takeru
    You really will lose your
    inquisitor's license!
[20:40] Ouka
    I'll kill them all!
[20:42] Ouka
    These bastards! The witches! Everyone!
[20:44] Takeru
    You can't!
[20:46] Takeru
    Didn't you become an inquisitor so you
     could prevent more victims like her?!
[20:49] Ouka
    So you think I should just let them go,
[20:51] Ouka
    after what they did?!
[20:52] Takeru
    If you lose it now, there
    will be more victims!
[20:54] Ouka
    A witch killed my family!
[20:59] Ouka
    A witch stole everything from me!
[21:01] Ouka
    So I hate witches,
    and everything to do with magic!
[21:06] Ouka
    I vowed to dedicate my life to
    the extermination of witches!
[21:10] ---
    That has never changed,
    and it never will until I die!
[21:14] Takeru
    Ohtori...
[21:19] Ouka
    If I work with others, they'll
    get in the way of my revenge.
[21:24] Ouka
    That's why I can't be your comrade.
[21:30] Takeru
    Don't!
[21:39] Takeru
    No, you can.
[21:42] Takeru
    I won't pretend to understand
    what you've gone through.
[21:46] Takeru
    But I also won't give up
    trying to become your comrade.
[22:05] Lapis
    Kusanagi Takeru...
SIGN    Summon the Hero

2 - Summon the Hero

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[00:02] (Flashback) Sougetsu
    So, for our first day,
[00:05] (Flashback) Sougetsu
    you'll participate in something
    akin to a fight to the death.
[00:09] Takeru
    I won't let anyone beat me...
[00:10] Takeru
    I'll defeat all of you
[00:13] Takeru
    and show the world just
    how awesome swordplay is!
[00:18] (Flashback) Takeru
    User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
    Kusanagi Takeru!
[00:22] (Flashback) Takeru
    Ready or not, here I come!
[00:28] (Flashback) Ouka
    I win.
[00:30] Takeru
    That was how I met Ohtori Ouka.
SIGN    Episode 2: "Summon the Hero"
[02:07] Student 1
    Did you hear about the new member
     of the Small Fry Platoon?
[02:11] Student 1
    They say she's a former witch hunter.
[02:13] Student 2
    Why'd she join the Small Fry Platoon,
    of all places...
[02:20] (Flashback) Takeru
    I won't pretend to understand
    what you've gone through.
[02:23] (Flashback) Takeru
    But I also won't give up
    trying to become your comrade.
[02:28] Takeru
    I went and said something so dramatic.
[02:30] Takeru
    And even worse...
[02:32] Takeru
    I said it to Ohtori Ouka.
[02:34] Sougetsu
    It seems you're still having trouble
    getting along with your teammates.
[02:37] Sougetsu
    Well, don't despair.
[02:40] Sougetsu
    They may not be operating
     very well as a team,
[02:43] Sougetsu
    but as individuals,
     they each possess immense talent.
[02:45] Ouka
    Feel free to overestimate them, if you wish.
[02:48] Ouka
    But I'm not interested.
[02:49] Sougetsu
    Hmph. How very like you.
[02:52] Sougetsu
    But one member of that platoon
     is a Relic Eater candidate.
[02:58] Ouka
    In that group?! Impossible!
[03:01] Sougetsu
    We do not choose the candidates ourselves.
[03:04] Sougetsu
    The Relic Eaters choose their own partners.
[03:07] Sougetsu
    Didn't you go down that road yourself?
[03:10] Ouka
    Well, I refuse to accept it.
[03:11] Sougetsu
    Oh, bother...
[03:13] Sougetsu
    Teenagers can be so difficult to handle.
[03:17] Sougetsu
    Oh, Lapis. How long have you been here?
[03:21] Sougetsu
    I hope you can form a contract soon.
[03:27] Mari
    You stink, Haunted.
[03:29] Haunted
    You sure took your sweet time.
[03:32] Haunted
    Did you get that magical item fragment?
[03:34] Mari
    This fragment was hardly worth getting.
[03:37] Haunted
    That's not true.
[03:40] Haunted
    After all, I'm a necromancer,
[03:42] Haunted
    an alchemist,
[03:44] Haunted
    and a summoner.
[03:47] Haunted
    Doesn't an einherjar need
    a weapon in order to fight?
[03:51] Mari
    How many people did you kill this time?
[03:55] Haunted
    About fifty, I estimate.
[03:57] Haunted
    Don't worry.
[03:59] Haunted
    Half of them were criminals.
[04:02] Mari
    I'd kill you here and now
     if I could get away with it.
[04:06] Haunted
    As promised, I won't involve ordinary folk.
[04:10] Haunted
    In Valhalla, our sole enemy is the Inquisition.
[04:14] Haunted
    We will be victorious.
[04:16] Haunted
    And we will abolish the discrimination
    and prejudice witches face.
[04:20] Mari
    You'd better keep that promise.
[04:22] Haunted
    Well, then, may the valkyries be with you...
[04:26] Haunted
    Nikaido Mari-san,
     daughter of the great witch.
SIGN    Caramel
[04:31] Usagi
    Take a look, Kusanagi!
[04:33] Usagi
    An impressive 100% accuracy!
[04:35] Usagi
    This is what I'm capable of!
[04:37] Usagi
    The other day,
[04:39] Usagi
    I was just a teensy-weensy bit
     more nervous than I thought
[04:42] Usagi
    and shot slightly off target.
[04:45] Usagi
    But I promise that in the next mission,
    I'll show off my true strength!
[04:48] Ikaruga
    Shooting into the wrong building is
    "slightly off target," eh?
[04:52] Usagi
    Just you watch, Ohtori Ouka!
[04:54] Usagi
    I won't let you run your mouth anymore!
[04:56] Ouka
    You won't let me do what?
[05:01] Takeru
    O-Ohtori,
[05:02] Takeru
    let's all go eat lunch together, okay?
[05:05] Ouka
    Is that an order? I thought I told you
    that I don't accept you as my captain.
[05:09] Takeru
    That's not how I meant it...
[05:10] Ouka
    The chairman told me that
[05:11] Ouka
    you're only trying to become an inquisitor
     because you want the paycheck.
[05:15] Takeru
    W-Well...
[05:17] Ouka
    Don't think you can punish evil
    with a selfish motive like that.
[05:20] Ouka
    Have some shame, you petty plebeian!
[05:22] Ouka
    Not only are you unqualified to be captain,
    you're also unqualified to be an inquisitor!
[05:26] Ikaruga
    What makes you think
    you have the right to say that?
[05:29] Ikaruga
    I mean, didn't you come to this academy because you were stripped of your rank of inquisitor?
[05:34] Ikaruga
    I know what the other inquisitors call you...
[05:40] Ikaruga
    "Calamity."
[05:42] Ikaruga
    A plague who kills criminals
     without being ordered to
[05:45] Ikaruga
    and leaves bloodstains in her wake.
[05:49] Usagi
    Whoa! Is that true?
[05:51] Ouka
    I don't intend to deny your accusations.
[06:02] Haunted
    It's so calm.
[06:04] Haunted
    A sight you would never see
     back when I was alive.
[06:08] Haunted
    I suppose this is the sort of scene
    the word "peace" tries to describe!
[06:12] Haunted
    However,
[06:13] Haunted
    this place contains nothing
    that is necessary to humans!
[06:17] Haunted
    For example...
[06:19] Haunted
    There is no love!
[06:21] Haunted
    There is no hope!
[06:22] Haunted
    There is no lust!
[06:23] Haunted
    There is no despair! There is no screaming!
[06:25] Haunted
    There is no thrilling, bone-tingling insanity!
[06:29] Haunted
    Children of peace, please show me...
[06:32] Haunted
    The destruction of this era of peace!
[06:34] Haunted
    And the end of tranquility!
[06:44] Ouka
    You followed me?
[06:45] Takeru
    Well, uh...
[06:48] Takeru
    Are those your family's graves?
[06:53] Ouka
    My parents and my little sister lie here.
[06:57] Takeru
    You said they were...
[06:59] Ouka
    Yeah, that's right.
[07:02] Takeru
    What happened?
[07:05] Takeru
    Could you tell me?
[07:11] Ouka
    It happened nine years ago...
[07:15] [SONG] Text
    You did well...
SIGN    But...
SIGN    You're out of time...
[07:22] [SONG] Text
    I'm scared, Onee-chan.
[07:26] [SONG] Text
    Ah... Ahhh...
SIGN    Smile.
[07:38] Ouka
    Remember what I said?
[07:40] Ouka
    I swore to devote my entire life
     to the extermination of witches.
[07:45] Ouka
    That's what I live for.
[07:48] Ouka
    So when I'm faced with vicious criminals,
[07:50] Ouka
    the blood rushes to my head.
[07:52] Ouka
    I lose myself and pull the trigger,
    calling it an execution or whatever.
[07:57] Ouka
    The nickname "Calamity"
    suits me perfectly.
[08:00] Takeru
    You're wrong...
[08:01] Ouka
    In what way am I wrong?
[08:04] Ouka
    You said it, didn't you?
[08:06] Ouka
    That you wouldn't give up
    trying to be my comrade.
[08:09] Ouka
    I abandoned my humanity
    to defeat my enemies.
[08:13] Ouka
    Could you do that?
[08:17] Ouka
    I consider you guys obstacles to my revenge.
[08:20] Ouka
    With that in mind, can you still say that
     we'll be able to become comrades?
[08:24] Takeru
    Well, I...
[08:26] Takeru
    Say, Ohtori...
[08:29] Takeru
    What's that?!
[08:30] Ouka
    A terrorist attack?
[08:31] Haunted
    Do your best,
[08:33] Haunted
    most famous hero in the world!
[08:36] Haunted
    Your target lies at Anti-Magic Academy!
[08:38] Haunted
    The restricted zone where witches
    who have sinned are in captivity!
[08:42] Haunted
    Your mission is to rescue
    the Valhalla dignitaries held there!
[08:48] Ouka
    Ghouls! A necromancer's doing?!
[08:54] Spriggan
    Send backup.
[08:55] Ouka
    What's the situation?
[08:56] Spriggan
    You're a Test Platoon student?
[08:58] Spriggan
    We, the Knights of Spriggan,
     will evacuate the civilians.
[09:00] Spriggan
    Head back to the academy at once!
[09:02] Ouka
    It's not just a necromancer and
    his ghouls you're up against.
[09:05] Ouka
    They couldn't have caused an
     explosion like that by themselves.
[09:09] Ouka
    What in the world is happening?
[09:11] Spriggan
    Not sure.
[09:12] Spriggan
    But according to my men on the scene,
[09:15] Spriggan
    an einherjar has appeared.
[09:23] Takeru
    Stupid Ohtori...
[09:24] Takeru
    Why'd she have to run off by herself?
[09:31] Lapis
    Still alive.
[09:34] Takeru
    Huh?
[09:35] Ikaruga
    Kusanagi!
[09:36] Takeru
    Suginami?
[09:37] Ikaruga
    Listen to this.
[09:39] Sougetsu
    Attention all students.
[09:41] Sougetsu
    We at the Inquisition are on
     the brink of an unprecedented crisis.
[09:45] Sougetsu
    The target, who appeared in the city,
[09:47] Sougetsu
    s a hero who was summoned
    from ancient times.
[09:50] Sougetsu
    Namely, an "einherjar."
[09:53] Sougetsu
    We suspect he is headed for
    the Academy's restricted zone.
[09:57] Sougetsu
    It's only a matter of time
    before he reaches us.
[10:00] Sougetsu
    However, we don't have the manpower
     to fight him off right now.
[10:03] Sougetsu
    Therefore, please lend us your strength.
[10:07] Sougetsu
    Please fight alongside us!
[10:09] Sougetsu
    Please take a stand, so we may bring
    judgment down upon the loathsome witches!
[10:13] Sougetsu
    Let's go together!
[10:14] Sougetsu
    It's time for a witch-hunt!
[10:16] Sougetsu
    Proper judgment for the heretics!
[10:20] Sougetsu
    Now, then...
[10:21] Sougetsu
    I wonder if those two will form a contract.
[10:25] Takeru
    This is insane...
[10:26] Ikaruga
    You're the captain.
[10:28] Ikaruga
    We can run, or we can fight.
[10:30] Ikaruga
    We'll go with whatever you choose.
[10:33] Takeru
    I think running is the better choice.
[10:36] Takeru
    There's no way we could
    accomplish anything in this fight.
[10:39] Takeru
    We can't even manage to confiscate
     F-rank magical items.
[10:43] Ikaruga
    But you're going to fight anyway.
    Am I right?
[10:47] Takeru
    Ohtori is on her way back
     to the academy.
[10:49] Takeru
    Her heart is filled with nothing
    but hatred for witches.
[10:52] Takeru
    That hatred is everything to her.
[10:55] Takeru
    As far as I'm concerned,
    Ohtori is a member of the 35th Platoon.
[10:59] Takeru
    But she can't be stopped by normal means.
[11:02] Takeru
    That's why, in order to stop her...
[11:06] Takeru
    I'd like to first go hunt an einherjar.
[11:11] Ouka
    What happened?!
[11:14] Ouka
    Are you okay?!
[11:16] Student
    Run away!
[11:18] Student
    Students like us don't stand
     a chance against that thing!
[11:28] Ouka
    A barrier?
[11:47] Ouka
    I can't... die yet...
[11:50] Ouka
    I couldn't possibly accept my death coming
    at the hands of a puny threat like this!
[11:54] Ouka
    Never in a million years!
[11:56] Ouka
    I wish I didn't have to use this, but...
[11:59] Ouka
    Desiring with supreme ardor!
[12:02] Ouka
    Bring down the hammer against witches!
[12:05] Ouka
    It's an emergency.
    Lend me your strength, Vlad.
SIGN    O h t o r i
SIGN    Ouka
[12:19] Ouka
    It's an emergency.
    Lend me your strength, Vlad.
[12:22] Vlad
    Naturally.
[12:23] Vlad
    I have appeared at your call.
[12:26] Vlad
    And what is thy bidding,
    provisional contractor?
[12:29] Ouka
    Just shut up and listen to me.
[12:32] Vlad
    Provisional means provisional.
[12:34] Vlad
    I hesitate to grant all thy desires.
[12:36] Ouka
    Then heal my leg, Vlad.
[12:38] Vlad
    Granted.
[12:46] Ouka
    Unlock the triggers!
[12:47] Vlad
    To the first or second stage?
[12:49] Ouka
    First, of course.
[12:51] Ouka
    The second means I have to accept you, right?
[12:54] Ouka
    I refuse.
[12:55] Vlad
    What astounding stubbornness.
[12:57] Vlad
    Very well. Let us begin...
[13:00] Vlad
    the witch-hunt.
[13:05] Vlad
    The enemy has summoned a high-ranking spirit
    and bound it to his Dragoon.
[13:08] Vlad
    That's Arthur Pendragon.
     The magical item is Excalibur.
[13:12] Vlad
    You'd best proceed with caution.
[13:14] Ouka
    Pierce him!
[13:22] Ouka
    Good.
[13:29] Vlad
    At this rate, he cannot be defeated.
[13:31] Vlad
    Excalibur's scabbard is
     healing him automatically.
[13:35] Vlad
    The scabbard must be destroyed,
    or we're going nowhere.
[13:39] Ouka
    We'll use hallmark magic
     to create an opening.
[13:42] Vlad
    Oh? So thou art finally accepting me?
[13:44] Ouka
    No. I'm not.
[13:47] Ouka
    I'm telling you to take from me.
[13:49] Vlad
    Instead of making a contract,
    you wish to give more blood.
[13:53] Vlad
    Very well. I accept your offering!
[14:05] Ouka
    Tepes Rain!
[14:16] Ouka
    It's working!
[14:17] Ouka
    If I keep showering him in these stakes...
[14:19] Vlad
    Forgive me. My master has commanded
    me to stop the witch-hunt.
[14:26] Ouka
    That guy, huh...
[14:28] Ouka
    What's he playing at?
[14:42] Takeru
    Ohtori!
[14:46] Takeru
    Are you okay?!
[14:47] Ouka
    Run for it! This is impossible for you!
[14:49] Takeru
    You never know until you try.
[14:52] Takeru
    So watch me.
[14:53] Ouka
    Kusanagi!
[14:55] Takeru
    Hey, there.
[14:56] Takeru
    Looks like you took great care
    of my platoon member.
[15:00] Takeru
    I haven't felt this way in a long time.
[15:03] Takeru
    You're gonna have hell to pay.
[15:05] Takeru
    User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
    Kusanagi Takeru!
[15:09] Takeru
    As of this moment,
     I consider this a war zone!
[15:13] Takeru
    Ready or not, here I come!
[15:18] Ouka
    So it was him...
[15:27] Takeru
    So hard...
[15:28] Takeru
    But if it can be scratched,
[15:30] Takeru
    it can be cut!
[15:38] Ikaruga
    Kusanagi!
[15:39] Takeru
    Suginami! Figure anything out?
[15:41] Ikaruga
    Judging from its magical capacity,
     the enemy's magical item is definitely Excalibur,
[15:46] Ikaruga
    but its vessel appears to
     be a present day railgun.
[15:49] Ikaruga
    As it's the same type as
    the ones used in trial runs,
[15:52] Ikaruga
    it probably needs to
     cool off between shots.
[15:55] Takeru
    So my best opening to close in on him
    is right after he shoots.
[16:00] Takeru
    If it's close-quarters combat,
[16:02] Takeru
    I won't lose!
[16:07] Takeru
    Usagi!
[16:15] Takeru
    Okay!
[16:19] Ikaruga
    Retreat! He's going to use hallmark magic!
[16:22] Takeru
    Damn it!
[16:37] Ikaruga
    I can't see through all the smoke!
[16:39] Ikaruga
    Where are you?
[16:40] Usagi
    Kusanagi! Please answer me!
[16:44] Takeru
    Damn it... I should have known...
[16:47] Takeru
    this wouldn't work...
[16:49] Takeru
    This is the worst way to die...
[16:53] Takeru
    And my life was just getting started, too...
[16:58] Lapis
    Congratulations.
[17:01] Lapis
    Kusanagi Takeru-san.
[17:04] Lapis
    You have been chosen
    as the second contractor.
[17:08] Lapis
    I will now ask you some questions,
[17:11] Lapis
    so that we can form our contract.
[17:13] Takeru
    Where am I?
[17:15] Lapis
    Please call me "Lapis."
[17:20] Lapis
    Question 1:
[17:22] Lapis
    Is it your will to become an inquisitor?
[17:25] Takeru
    Y-Yes...
[17:26] Lapis
    Question 2:
[17:28] Lapis
    Are you prepared to annihilate witches?
[17:31] Takeru
    Yes. I will annihilate evil witches.
[17:33] Lapis
    Question 3:
[17:35] Lapis
    Can you abandon what is precious to you
[17:37] Lapis
    in order to achieve your goals?
[17:39] Takeru
    Hell, no!
[17:40] Lapis
    Now I will ask my final question:
[17:42] Lapis
    Can you abandon your own humanity
[17:45] Lapis
    to defeat the enemy?
[17:48] (Flashback) Ouka
    I abandoned my humanity
    to defeat the enemy.
[17:53] Takeru
    Yes, I can!
[17:56] Lapis
    The contract is thus formed.
[17:58] Lapis
    Please pull the trigger.
[18:05] Lapis
    Approval acquired from host Kusanagi Takeru.
[18:08] Lapis
    Executing program. Commencing integration.
[18:12] Lapis
    Repairing damaged areas.
[18:14] Lapis
    Time required to complete process: 0.5 seconds.
[18:17] Lapis
    Repair, compatibility... no problems.
[18:20] Lapis
    Precision: 100%
[18:22] Lapis
    Transformation to witch hunter is complete.
[18:25] Lapis
    Awaken, my host.
[18:28] Lapis
    It is time for the witch-hunt.
[18:30] Lapis/Takeru
    Desiring with supreme ardor!
[18:32] Lapis/Takeru
    Bring down the hammer against witches!
[18:39] Takeru
    What? What happened to me?
[18:42] Lapis
    Ba-ba-ba-bum! Congratulations.
[18:46] Lapis
    I am from the Relic Eater series,
[18:50] Lapis
    which can only be used by inquisitors.
[18:53] Lapis
    You have been chosen as my owner.
[18:56] Takeru
    Huh?
[18:57] Lapis
    My host, I know this is sudden,
    but the enemy is coming.
[19:00] Lapis
    Please fight.
[19:03] Lapis
    There is no need to dodge his attack.
    Please slash it instead.
[19:10] Takeru
    Wow! That's awesome...
[19:11] Lapis
    No matter what happens,
    I cannot be broken.
[19:14] Takeru
    So I can keep going?
[19:16] Lapis
    Of course, my host.
[19:18] Takeru
    Lapis.
[19:19] Lapis
    Yes?
[19:19] Takeru
    Happy to work with you!
[19:24] Ikaruga
    Kusanagi? Is that you?
[19:26] Takeru
    Yeah! Sorry, but I'll explain later!
[19:28] Usagi
    Please don't worry us so!
[19:31] Takeru
    I'm sorry, but you can leave the rest to me!
[19:33] Ouka
    A Relic Eater...
[19:35] Ouka
    So it was him?
[19:48] Lapis
    Hallmark magic is coming at us.
[19:51] Lapis
    We will also use hallmark magic.
[19:53] Lapis
    My host, stand firm with the trigger pulled.
[19:58] Lapis
    Who killed Cock Robin?
[20:00] Lapis
    With my lance and sword,
[20:02] Lapis
    I killed Cock Robin.
[20:11] Lapis
    I will absorb the magic that touches the blade
[20:13] Lapis
    and use it to damage the enemy
     with our next attack.
[20:17] Lapis
    The rest is up to your skills, my host.
[20:19] Takeru
    Cutting down evildoers with
     swordplay of the highest caliber...
[20:23] Takeru
    With an unbreakable sword
    and an unbreakable body,
[20:26] Takeru
    Kusanagi is unbeatable!
[20:28] Lapis
    Reversing enchantment. Releasing material.
[20:31] Takeru
    Kusanagi double-edged art:
[20:35] Takeru
    Yamata-no-Orochi!
[20:45] Haunted
    Wow.
[20:46] Haunted
    Not bad, Inquisitors.
[20:49] Haunted
    Back to the drawing board for me.
[20:56] Takeru
    I won't condemn your quest for revenge.
[21:00] Takeru
    And I won't give you the cliché line about
     nothing good coming from revenge.
[21:05] Takeru
    But in return,
[21:09] Takeru
    let me carry half your burden.
[21:12] Takeru
    Don't tough it out alone anymore.
[21:17] Takeru
    I may not be the most reliable guy around,
    but you can rely on me, anytime.
[21:21] Ouka
    Am I really allowed to?
[21:26] Takeru
    Even if no one else allows it, I will.
[21:29] Ouka
    But...
[21:31] Takeru
    It's all right.
[21:33] Takeru
    We're comrades, right?
[21:37] Ouka
    Damn, you're stubborn.
[21:40] Takeru
    Yeah.
[21:42] Takeru
    So don't hold back...
[21:50] Ouka
    I guess this isn't so bad.
[23:28] Inquisitor
    This is the Inquisition.
[23:30] Inquisitor
    You're under arrest
    on suspicion of murder.
SIGN    A Witch Joins

3 - A Witch Joins

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[00:00] Sougetsu
    And? How is the girl doing?
[00:04] Tetsu
    Most of her memory has been erased magically,
[00:06] Tetsu
    to prevent anyone from
    getting information out of her.
[00:08] Sougetsu
    What a drag.
[00:10] Tetsu
    Her name is Nikaido Mari.
[00:12] Tetsu
    We believe she is the Auroral Witch
[00:15] Tetsu
    who's been on the wanted list
     for the past three years.
[00:18] Sougetsu
    Do you think her friends will show up?
[00:20] Sougetsu
    Either to kill her or to rescue her?
[00:23] Tetsu
    That is entirely possible.
[00:32] Sougetsu
    Hi! Welcome to Anti-Magic Academy!
[00:35] Sougetsu
    Nikaido Mari-kun,
    I'm happy to have you enroll at my school!
SIGN    Episode 3: "A Witch Joins"
[02:12] Sougetsu
    A Relic Eater chooses its own host.
[02:15] Sougetsu
    And she was the only Relic Eater
    who had not yet chosen a host.
[02:19] Sougetsu
    Lapis, formally known as the
    Malleus Maleficarum Type Twilight Mistilteinn.
[02:25] Sougetsu
    She is the only Relic Eater of the Sword.
[02:28] Sougetsu
    She needed someone with strong
    close-quarters combat capabilities.
[02:30] Sougetsu
    In other words,
    someone like you is ideal for her.
[02:34] Lapis
    He was the most favorable host for me.
[02:37] Lapis
    No ordinary swordsman can use me.
[02:39] Lapis
    I may grant them a strong body,
[02:41] Lapis
    but if their reflexes aren't quick enough,
    they can't draw out my full potential.
[02:44] Lapis
    No amount of mastery would've helped them
    overcome a normal human's limitations.
[02:48] Sougetsu
    There's just one catch:
    she likes taking human form.
[02:53] Sougetsu
    I don't want her causing panic among the
     ordinary students, so I'm putting her in your class.
[02:57] Sougetsu
    Keep an eye on her, okay?
[02:59] Takeru
    O-Okay...
[03:01] Sougetsu
    Here, I even prepared an alias
     and fake ID for Lapis.
[03:05] Sougetsu
    Take a look at it.
SIGN    Admissions Application Anti-Magic Academy Name: Kusanagi Lapis Guardian: Kusanagi Takeru On recommendation
[03:08] Takeru
    Kusanagi Lapis?!
[03:10] Lapis
    Yes, Onii-chan.
[03:12] Sougetsu
    Sorry if it's hard to pronounce.
[03:14] Usagi
    Y-You called all of us here
     just to say that?
[03:18] Sougetsu
    Not at all. Since the 35th Platoon did so well in subjugating the einherjar,
[03:23] Sougetsu
    I wish to assign you all to a special mission.
[03:26] Ikaruga
    Special mission?
[03:27] Sougetsu
    Mari-kun, come on in.
[03:32] Sougetsu
    This is Nikaido Mari-kun.
[03:34] Sougetsu
    Our academy has recently decided to implement
    a new system on an experimental basis.
[03:39] Sougetsu
    A system where witches can enter
    our school and join the Inquisition.
[03:44] Ouka
    Chairman, you can't mean...
[03:45] Sougetsu
    Yes. Nikaido Mari-kun is indeed a witch.
[03:49] Sougetsu
    As she'll be the very first one
     to join this academy,
[03:53] Sougetsu
    I want you kids to guard her.
[03:56] Takeru
    Guard her?
[03:57] Sougetsu
    Please keep her true identity
     a secret for a while.
[04:01] Sougetsu
    Mari-kun, say hi.
[04:04] Mari
    'Sup.
[04:12] Mari
    I don't need to be guarded.
    Can you just leave me alone?
[04:15] Takeru
    Huh?
[04:16] Mari
    I won't run away, so let me be.
[04:18] Mari
    This collar has a GPS chip
    or something in it, right?
[04:21] Takeru
    It's rigged to explode if you use magic.
[04:24] Takeru
    What should we do about her?
[04:25] Usagi
    Why not let her have her way?
[04:28] Usagi
    With that gleipnir on,
    she's just an ordinary human.
[04:31] Ikaruga
    People like her tend to be trouble, witch or not.
[04:35] Ikaruga
    I also vote for giving her the cold shoulder.
[04:37] Ouka
    We can't do that. This is our mission.
[04:40] Ouka
    Wh-What's with those looks?
[04:42] Ouka
    As inquisitors, we can't
    just leave a witch by herself.
[04:45] Ouka
    And don't you think
    you'll get your way, either.
[04:48] Ouka
    Don't move a muscle without
    informing us, in detail, first.
[04:50] Mari
    So I need your permission just to move?
[04:53] Mari
    Frankly, you're being a pain in the ass.
[04:55] Ouka
    Don't push it.
[04:56] Ouka
    If I weren't ordered to,
     I would never guard a witch like you—
[04:59] Mari
    Oppressive behavior like that
     really pisses me off, you know.
[05:00] Takeru
    Easy, now.
[05:02] Mari
    Are you like this with everyone?
[05:04] Mari
    Or do you just discriminate against witches?
[05:05] Ouka
    It's not just witches I hate.
    I hate magic itself.
[05:10] Mari
    You can badmouth me all you like.
[05:12] Mari
    But don't you dare badmouth magic itself.
[05:14] Ouka
    Are you justifying magic?
[05:18] Mari
    But even you inquisitors rely on magic!
[05:21] Mari
    Relic Eaters are magical items, aren't they?
[05:23] Ouka
    If you witches didn't use magic,
[05:25] Ouka
    we wouldn't need to use it, either!
[05:26] (Flashback) Takeru
    Stop!
[05:27] Takeru
    Just stop!
[05:30] Mari
    Why is this happening to me?
[05:32] Mari
    What a pain...
[05:34] Mari
    Even my name doesn't feel like my own...
[05:58] Usagi
    This is why I hate prodigies.
[06:11] Teacher
    Who can answer this question? Ohtori.
[06:15] Ouka
    Ancient witchcraft.
[06:16] Teacher
    Correct. What is its other name?
[06:19] Ouka
    S-Sorry, sir. I don't know.
[06:21] Mari
    "Pure blood," of course.
[06:23] Teacher
    Wow! Correct.
[06:28] [SONG] Sign
    Co-op School Store
[06:31] Ouka
    Why, you...
[06:32] Mari
    Prodigy, my ass.
[06:35] Mari
    You can't even answer
    a simple question like that?
[06:39] Ouka
    Well, what about your athletics?
[06:41] Ouka
    I felt like I was watching
    a slow-witted turtle jump.
[06:43] Mari
    Turtle?
[06:45] Mari
    Of course you can jump.
    You've gone through training!
[06:48] Ouka
    I-If you're going there,
[06:50] Ouka
    let's mention the fact that
    you specialize in magic!
[06:50] Takeru
    Hey, you two don't have to be friends,
    but at least pretend not to hate each other.
[06:53] Ouka
    Who could ever be friends
     with this scarf dwarf?!
[06:55] Mari
    Leave my scarf out of this!
[06:57] Mari
    I want nothing to do with
     this muscle-headed bitch, either!
[07:00] Mari
    She's just jealous because I'm smart.
[07:02] Ouka
    I am not jealous!
[07:03] Ouka
    I merely hate the very sight of you, bitch!
[07:05] Mari
    Oh, what a coincidence!
    I hate your guts, too!
[07:07] Takeru
    Again, please cut it out!
[07:09] Ouka
    Stay out of this!
[07:09] (Flashback) Mari
    Stay out of this!
[07:12] Ouka
    S-Sorry, Kusanagi! Are you okay?
[07:14] Mari
    H-Hmph! It was his fault
    for butting in all of a sudden!
[07:18] Mari
    It wasn't my fault.
[07:23] Takeru
    Ugh, that smarts...
[07:28] Takeru
    Uh... Are you offering me a drink?
[07:32] Mari
    Use it to keep the swelling down, genius!
[07:34] Takeru
    Oh, that's what you meant.
[07:35] Takeru
    Thanks.
[07:37] Takeru
    Sorry about Ohtori. She loses
     her cool whenever magic comes up.
[07:44] Takeru
    Trust me. She's been through a lot.
[07:46] Takeru
    And she's not a bad person,
    so take it easy on her.
[07:48] Mari
    Why are you apologizing?
    Are you stupid?
[07:51] Mari
    I'm a witch, you know. Your enemy.
[07:54] Mari
    Her reaction to me was quite normal.
[07:57] Takeru
    Just because you're a witch
     doesn't mean you're our enemy.
[07:59] Mari
    Huh?
[08:01] Takeru
    I mean, you came here
     to become an inquisitor.
[08:05] Takeru
    That makes you one of us.
[08:08] Mari
    You shouldn't trust people so easily.
[08:11] Mari
    Are you stupid?
[08:12] Mari
    Don't blame me if
     I strangle you in your sleep.
[08:27] Mari
    Wh-Why are you laughing?
[08:29] Takeru
    Sorry!
[08:30] Takeru
    It's just... You followed up such a
     villainous line with a good deed.
[08:35] Takeru
    It threw me off, is all!
[08:37] Mari
    What was I to do? I missed!
[08:39] Mari
    I wanted to walk off looking all cool, too!
[08:42] Takeru
    I guess witches are people, too.
[08:45] Mari
    Don't give me that crap.
[08:47] Mari
    Didn't you join the Inquisition
    because you hate witches?
[08:51] Takeru
    That's not really why.
    What about you?
[08:54] Takeru
    Why do you want to be an inquisitor?
[08:57] Mari
    Well, I'm not sure.
[09:00] Takeru
    I mean, a witch trying
    to join the Inquisition?
[09:02] Takeru
    Ohtori isn't the only one
    who'll think you're dangerous.
[09:05] Takeru
    You must have a pretty strong motive.
[09:07] Mari
    Well, it's true that people
    think magic is dangerous.
[09:13] Mari
    Oh, right.
[09:14] Mari
    I want to change the world's traditional views on magic.
     Show them that not all magic is dangerous.
[09:20] Mari
    I think...
[09:21] Mari
    No, I know.
[09:23] Mari
    I want to prove that magic
     can help so many people!
[09:27] Mari
    There's lots of harmful magic out there,
[09:30] Mari
    but there's just as many
     that can be of use to people!
[09:32] Mari
    And I know I can prove it!
[09:34] Mari
    In order to do that, I have to bring
    bad witches and sorcerers to justice!
[09:38] Mari
    If I become an inquisitor
    and do the right thing,
[09:42] Mari
    then I can show everyone that
    not everything about magic is evil!
[09:47] Takeru
    I think that's wonderful.
[09:50] Mari
    You're weird.
[09:52] Mari
    Aren't you against magic and witches?
[09:54] Takeru
    How could I be? You just showed me
     that not all witches are bad.
[09:59] Mari
    Yeah, you are weird.
[10:07] Mari
    Hey, tell me your name.
[10:09] Takeru
    Kusanagi Takeru.
[10:10] Mari
    Hmm... Takeru, eh?
[10:13] Mari
    Sounds like a samurai name.
[10:15] Mari
    Nice to meet you, Takeru.
[10:17] Takeru
    Sure. Wait, already on a first-name basis?
[10:19] Mari
    Well, "Kusanagi" sounds
     kinda lame, doesn't it?
[10:21] Takeru
    Not that I mind.
[10:23] Mari
    You can call me Mari, too.
[10:25] Takeru
    Thanks. "Nikaido" is annoying to pronounce.
[10:36] Haunted
    What shall I do?
[10:37] (Flashback) Mari
    You'll pay for this!
     You broke your promise!
[10:41] (Flashback) Mari
    I only agreed to work with you on one condition:
    that no innocent people get hurt!
[10:44] (Flashback) Haunted
    Ah, yes! Marvelous!
[10:46] (Flashback) Haunted
    That is the exact face
    I wanted to see you make!
[10:48] (Flashback) Haunted
    It suits you quite well!
[10:50] (Flashback) Haunted
    I wish I could admire you longer,
[10:52] (Flashback) Haunted
    but it appears we have guests.
[10:55] (Flashback) Inquisitor A
    This is the Inquisition!
[10:56] (Flashback) Inquisitor A
    Down on your knees!
     Hands behind your head!
[10:59] (Flashback) Mari
    Run for it!
[11:03] (Flashback) Mari
    I'll save you, so just stay still!
[11:07] (Flashback) Haunted
    You can't save them.
[11:09] (Flashback) Haunted
    Those plants will keep multiplying until
     the stockpile of magic has been exhausted.
[11:18] (Flashback) Inquisitor C
    Two casualties. Requesting immediate backup!
[11:21] (Flashback) Inquisitor
    This is the Inquisition.
[11:22] (Flashback) Inquisitor
    You are under arrest for murder.
[11:32] Nacht
    You reap what you sow.
[11:34] Nacht
    You should have used an explosive on Mari,
[11:37] Nacht
    not an instant forgetfulness spell.
[11:39] Haunted
    Don't be silly.
[11:40] Haunted
    Killing Mari-san is not
     even an option for me.
[11:44] Haunted
    I could never do something so wasteful!
[11:47] Haunted
    That girl needs to be tortured mentally!
[11:51] Haunted
    Don't you agree, Nacht?
[11:54] Nacht
    I hesitate to agree with your habits.
[11:57] Haunted
    Anyway, this situation is so bleak,
    it's sending shivers down my spine.
[12:01] Haunted
    Mari-san getting captured by
    the Inquisition was outside my calculations.
[12:04] Haunted
    I really can't leave her be.
[12:08] Haunted
    For the sake of both
    Valhalla and my romance.
[12:12] Haunted
    The witches' banquet has only just begun.
[12:15] Haunted
    Now, everyone.
    Is the bonfire ready to be lit?
[12:28] Mari
    That barrette looks horrible on you!
[12:31] Ouka
    And your scarf and hat are not only against
    school rules, they also make my eyes bleed!
[12:35] Takeru
    Cut it out already!
[12:38] Takeru
    Ohtori, what is our mission?
[12:40] Takeru
    To guard Mari, right?
[12:42] Takeru
    So why are you duking it out with her?
[12:44] Takeru
    And Mari, please stop provoking her.
[12:47] Ouka
    Wait a minute. Kusanagi,
    why are you using her first name?
[12:51] Takeru
    Uh, it's not really a big deal.
[12:53] Takeru
    She just asked me to call her by name.
[12:56] Mari
    I-In other words,
[12:58] Mari
    we're like this!
[12:59] Mari
    W-We have a first-name kind of relationship!
[13:02] Mari
    R-Right, Takeru?
[13:04] Ouka
    Kusanagi... I should have
    known you'd do this!
[13:07] Ouka
    I'm disappointed in you!
    How could you fall for a witch's charms?!
[13:10] Takeru
    You misunderstand!
    It's just easier to use her first name!
[13:13] Mari
    Come to think of it,
     Takeru calls you Ohtori, doesn't he?
[13:16] Ouka
    So what?! He told me...
[13:19] Ouka
    "Let me carry half your burden."
[13:21] Mari
    What are you mumbling about?
[13:22] Mari
    If you're trying to one-up me,
    you'll need to say that much louder!
[13:25] Usagi
    Please, just cut this out already!
[13:28] Usagi
    Now is not the time to be arguing about
     trifling matters such as how to address one another.
[13:34] Ikaruga
    Then what matter would you
     like us to discuss, Usagi-chan?
[13:37] Usagi
    Don't call me "Usagi-chan"!
[13:39] Usagi
    Please, look at this!
SIGN    Anti-Magic Academy Fall Term Mock Battle Tournament
[13:41] All
    "Anti-Magic Academy Fall Term
    Mock Battle Tournament"?
[13:46] Kyouya
    'Sup, Kusanagi.
[13:47] Kyouya
    Glum as ever today, I see.
[13:49] Takeru
    Oh, Kyouya.
[13:51] Kyouya
    You don't get to use my first name, you loser.
[13:55] Kyouya
    By the way, is it just my imagination,
[13:57] Kyouya
    or do I see the Small Fry Platoon
    up on this tournament chart?
[14:00] Takeru
    Uh, yeah, we are participating,
     for what it's worth.
[14:04] Kyouya
    You were probably sold on the part where
     you get 100 points at once if you win, right?
[14:09] Kyouya
    Damn, the nerve of you losers.
[14:11] Takeru
    That's not really why we're doing it.
[14:14] Kyouya
    Did you notice? You'd have to face off against us in the 15th Platoon in the second round.
[14:19] Takeru
    Is that so?
[14:20] Kyouya
    I'm looking forward to the
    second round, Kusanagi.
[14:24] Kyouya
    If the Small Fry Platoon can
     even make it that far, that is.
[14:28] Girl
    Sorry, Kusanagi-kun.
    My captain's in a bad mood today.
[14:37] Takeru
    Mari? I thought you went home already.
[14:40] Mari
    What are you talking about?
[14:41] Mari
    I have to go home with you.
     I'm staying at your place.
[14:44] Takeru
    Huh? You're staying at my place?
[14:47] Mari
    Ouch! Wh-What do you think you're doing?
[14:49] Ouka
    You must be using a seduction spell.
[14:52] Ouka
    I cannot allow a tramp like you
    to be alone with Kusanagi.
[14:55] Mari
    Tramp?! I'm not using any magic!
[14:58] Ouka
    Silence. Since Kusanagi is a closet pervert,
     he'd fall instantly even for your meager charms.
[15:03] Mari
    What do you mean, "meager"?!
[15:05] Mari
    Who the hell do you think you are?!
[15:08] Ouka
    Due to a bookkeeping error,
    there were no vacant rooms in the girls' dorms.
[15:12] Ouka
    Also, the chairman himself said that
    Nikaido Mari should board off campus,
[15:16] Ouka
    so students wouldn't find
    out about her gleipnir.
[15:19] Takeru
    But why does she have to
    stay in my apartment?
[15:22] Ouka
    Saionji lives with her family,
    and there's no space at Suginami's place.
[15:25] Ouka
    She wouldn't want to stay with me,
     and the feeling is mutual.
[15:29] Takeru
    You guys are so catty...
[15:31] Ouka
    Don't worry, Kusanagi.
[15:33] Ouka
    I won't leave you alone with a witch.
[15:35] Ouka
    I'm also stay with you as a guard
    so she doesn't attack you.
[15:39] Mari
    I'm not gonna attack him!
[15:40] Takeru
    Give me a break.
[15:43] Takeru
    This is my apartment complex.
[15:44] Takeru
    My room is the farthest in the back.
[15:46] Mari
    What's that black aura?
    Why do I hear an ominous howl?!
[15:50] Takeru
    Probably the exhaust fan.
[15:51] Mari
    And that croaking bird?
[15:53] Takeru
    Just a crow.
[15:56] Takeru
    What's wrong, Ohtori?
[15:58] Ouka
    No-thing is wrong. I am com-plete-ly fine.
[16:02] Ouka
    I am not scared.
[16:03] Takeru
    What are you, a robot?
[16:06] Mari
    If you're scared, why not leave?
[16:07] Mari
    I don't mind being all alone with Takeru.
[16:11] Mari
    Still, I can't believe that a perfect student
    like you is afraid of ghosts.
[16:18] Mari
    If you're scared, just run away
     with your tail between your legs!
[16:21] Takeru
    Well, I'll leave you girls to it.
[16:22] Mari
    Huh?
[16:23] Takeru
    Here's the key.
[16:24] Mari
    Huh?!
[16:25] Takeru
    I've got work. Go in without me.
[16:27] Takeru
    Make yourselves at home.
[16:33] Ouka
    Wh-What?!
[16:34] Ouka
    I'm simply trying to leave,
    like you suggested!
[16:37] Ouka
    Let go!
[16:37] Mari
    But it's your mission!
    You're my guard, so guard me!
[16:40] Ouka
    Let me go!
[16:41] Mari
    Coward! You're not getting away!
[16:43] Kanata
    We sent her off-campus on purpose,
    but Valhalla still hasn't attacked.
[16:47] Tetsu
    Don't let your guard down.
    Be ready to fight at any moment.
[16:53] Takeru
    I'm home.
[17:02] Takeru
    U-Uh, I-I was just, um...
[17:05] Mari
    Y-You're home early...
[17:09] Mari
    L-Listen...
[17:11] Mari
    Can you step outside for a minute?
[17:13] Mari
    This is just too embarrassing.
[17:17] Mari
    Quit staring.
[17:20] Mari
    I-I'm insecure.
[17:28] Ouka
    A-A ghost!
[17:32] Ouka
    A girl with long hair! Huh?
[17:38] Takeru
    This wasn't my fault, okay?
[17:41] Takeru
    I did nothing wrong.
[17:46] Takeru
    Well? What's your opinion of our
    school after spending the day there?
[17:49] Mari
    I don't have much of an opinion, really.
[17:52] Takeru
    But despite all that quarreling, it looks
    like you and Ohtori are kindred spirits.
[17:56] Mari
    Huh? Are you blind?
[17:58] Mari
    We have zero compatibility.
[18:00] Takeru
    Well, these things take time.
[18:02] Takeru
    You think it's strange that
    I don't care you're a witch,
[18:06] Takeru
    but our platoon doesn't obsess
    over things like that.
[18:11] Takeru
    They're a difficult bunch to work with,
[18:13] Takeru
    but over time, I'm sure
    things will get better.
[18:15] Mari
    Please stop saying things like that.
[18:17] Mari
    I'm a witch. You're a human.
[18:20] Mari
    Our worlds are just way too different.
[18:22] Takeru
    Where did that come from?
[18:24] Takeru
    What happened?
[18:26] Mari
    I don't know...
[18:27] Mari
    But something tells me
     I'm not the kind of person you think I am.
[18:34] Mari
    Goodnight, Takeru.
[18:43] Takeru
    Usagi, can't you snipe them
     from where you are?
[18:47] Usagi
    Kusanagi!
[18:48] Usagi
    Please help me!
[18:50] (Flashback) Takeru
    Don't cry. I wanna cry, too!
[18:52] Ouka
    I took out two commandos.
[18:54] Ouka
    But Saionji is too far away for me to save.
[18:57] Takeru
    Mari, what about you?
[18:59] Mari
    I'm not going to help you guys.
[19:02] Mari
    If you wanna fight, do it yourselves.
[19:03] Usagi
    We weren't expecting
    anything from you, anyway!
[19:06] Takeru
    Looks like we'll have to sit
    tight until we get an opening.
[19:10] Enemy Sniper
    Mr. Captain, sir!
    Show us how cool swords are!
[19:14] ES
    Ye olde divine retribution!
[19:15] Takeru
    Don't worry. I'm not losing my temper.
[19:15] (Flashback) ES
    Raid the castle, milord!
[19:18] Ikaruga
    I don't think that would be
    a bad move in this case.
[19:20] Ikaruga
    If you wind up hurting yourself,
    I'll massage you all night.
[19:23] Ikaruga
    So go berserk and knock them all dead.
[19:26] Takeru
    Ohtori, I'll be a decoy and buy us some time.
[19:29] Takeru
    Could you take out at least
    two soldiers near Usagi?
[19:31] Ouka
    W-Will you be okay?
[19:33] Takeru
    I'll be fine!
[19:36] Takeru
    User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
     Kusanagi Takeru!
[19:38] Takeru
    My body shall become a shield!
[19:40] Takeru
    You shall not get past me, you maggots!
[19:43] Takeru
    I-I dislocated my shoulder!
[19:46] Mari
    What're those idiots doing?
[19:48] Usagi
    I won't last much longer.
[19:50] Usagi
    I'm almost out of bullets, too!
[19:53] Mari
    I'm so simpleminded.
[19:55] Mari
    Jeez!
[19:57] Mari
    Thank me, Small Fry Platoon!
[19:59] Mari
    Just this once, the great Nikaido Mari
    will lend a helping hand!
[20:08] Takeru
    Mari distracted them!
[20:10] Takeru
    Ohtori, go!
[20:11] Ouka
    I already took out their vanguards!
[20:13] Ouka
    Saionji!
[20:14] Usagi
    I see it! I'll get them!
[20:20] Usagi
    See that?
[20:22] Usagi
    You should thank me for
     forcing you all to participate!
[20:26] Takeru
    You all did very well today.
[20:28] Usagi
    You forgot the "except Suginami" part.
[20:31] Ikaruga
    Naughty girls who say that deserve a good fondling.
[20:36] Usagi
    Don't just get right to it!
[20:41] Ikaruga
    You know you love it!
[20:41] Takeru
    Well, I guess today's MVP was Mari.
[20:45] Mari
    But I didn't do anything.
[20:47] Mari
    Except get shot, that is.
[20:49] Takeru
    What do you think, Ohtori?
[20:52] Ouka
    Well, I...
[20:54] Ouka
    ...don't not recognize your contribution.
[20:56] Ouka
    Your diversion honestly helped a lot.
[21:00] Mari
    I-It's not like I did it for you!
[21:03] Mari
    Don't jump to conclusions.
    You're grossing me out!
[21:06] Ikaruga
    But it sure came quickly.
[21:08] Mari
    What did?
[21:10] Ikaruga
    Your dere side.
[21:11] Mari
    I'm not being dere!
[21:12] Ikaruga
    A tsundere type, eh?
[21:14] Ikaruga
    Not very unique, but pretty nice.
[21:16] Ikaruga
    We didn't have any flat chests
    in our platoon, either.
[21:22] Ikaruga
    Lucky you. You're not alone.
[21:26] Takeru
    Anyway, let's celebrate.
[21:28] Takeru
    They've set up stalls
    on the tournament grounds.
[21:30] Takeru
    Let's all go get a bite!
[21:31] Ouka
    I'm going to turn in our report.
[21:33] Ouka
    Go on without me.
[21:39] Ouka
    Excuse me. I've brought the report.
[21:48] Ouka
    "Auroral Witch... Amnesia?"
[21:52] Ouka
    "An ancient witch"?
[21:56] Ouka
    "Nikaido Mari…"
[21:57] Ouka
    "Based off the evidence, she was
    clearly involved with Valhalla."
[22:02] Ouka
    "Her crime was..."
[22:07] Ouka
    Murder?!
SIGN    The Necromancer Laughs

4 - The Necromancer Laughs

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[00:03] Student A
    All right!
[00:05] Mari
    Those two sure get along.
[00:08] Takeru
    Yeah, but believe it or not,
    Usagi and Suginami
[00:10] Takeru
    used to be as catty as you and Ohtori.
[00:13] Mari
    Really?
[00:14] Takeru
    They'd quarrel every time
     they saw each other.
[00:17] Takeru
    It was really hard to deal with.
[00:19] Takeru
    I hope that someday you'll have
     a relationship just like theirs.
[00:24] Mari
    W-With whom?
[00:25] Takeru
    With Ohtori.
[00:27] Takeru
    I think you'd make a great duo.
[00:29] Mari
    Don't make me laugh!
[00:31] Mari
    I want nothing to do with that bitch.
[00:33] Takeru
    I thought a lot about
    what you said yesterday.
[00:36] (Flashback) Mari
    I'm a witch. You're a human.
[00:39] (Flashback) Mari
    Our worlds are just way too different.
[00:43] Takeru
    I don't know how your world
     compares to mine.
[00:46] Takeru
    But looking at us now,
     I don't think we're any different.
[00:50] Takeru
    You're no different than Usagi,
     Suginami, or Ohtori, either.
[00:54] Takeru
    So please,
[00:56] Takeru
    stop isolating yourself just
     because you're a witch.
[01:00] Mari
    Listen, I have no memories of my past,
[01:03] Mari
    but I catch glimpses of things...
[01:06] Mari
    Things that make me wonder if
     I'm actually a horrible person.
[01:11] Mari
    And that terrifies me.
[01:12] Takeru
    Don't worry.
[01:14] Takeru
    No matter what kind of person you are,
    I won't shut you out.
[01:17] Mari
    What would you do
     if I turned out to be evil?
[01:20] Takeru
    I'd get mad.
[01:22] Takeru
    I'd get mad, and then I'd brainstorm
     with you about what to do.
[01:25] Takeru
    I think that's what it means to be comrades.
[01:27] Mari
    That so?
[01:29] Mari
    Thanks.
[01:30] Takeru
    Huh?
[01:32] Mari
    It's nothing!
[01:33] Mari
    Let's give that one a shot next!
SIGN    Episode 4: "The Necromancer Laughs"
[03:08] Ikaruga
    Oh, I'm dying!
[03:10] Ikaruga
    The newest models are always so arousing.
[03:12] Ikaruga
    That form, that operating sound,
    that sheen, those movements!
[03:16] Ikaruga
    I believe robots are erotic in ways
     that humans can never be!
[03:20] Mari
    Are you a pervert?
[03:21] Ikaruga
    Yes, I'm a pervert!
[03:24] Ouka
    Sorry I'm late.
[03:25] ---
    Wow, I guess honor students can get away
     with being fashionably late.
[03:30] Mari
    Wh-What? I was only joking.
[03:32] Mari
    Don't take me seriously, idiot.
[03:33] Ouka
    Kusanagi, we need to talk.
[03:35] Takeru
    Huh?
[03:36] Announcer
    And now we will begin Round 2
    of the Anti-Magic Academy
[03:39] Announcer
    Mock Battle Tournament!
[03:42] Takeru
    Mari did what? It can't be true!
[03:48] Announcer
    In the second match, we have the
     15th Platoon versus the 35th Platoon.
[03:52] Announcer
    Now, begin!
[03:54] Subordinate
    All clear at the public entrance.
[03:56] Sougetsu
    Hey there, Kurogane-kun.
[04:00] Sougetsu
    How are things?
[04:02] Kurogane
    Your adopted daughter seems to have
     discovered the truth about Nikaido Mari.
[04:07] Kurogane
    She was snooping around
     the crime scene last night.
[04:10] Sougetsu
    Even if Ouka tells Kusanagi-kun the truth now,
     I doubt it'll change his mind.
[04:16] Sougetsu
    Will Valhalla show up?
[04:19] Kurogane
    We don't know.
[04:20] Kyoya
    Hey, are you even up for this fight?!
[04:23] Kyoya
    I came here to destroy you, fair and square!
[04:26] Mari
    Come on.
[04:28] Mari
    Why do I have to be sandwiched
    between you guys?
[04:31] Takeru
    Don't worry your pretty little head, Mari.
[04:33] Takeru
    I promise we'll protect you.
[04:35] (Flashback) Takeru
    Mari did what? It can't be true!
[04:37] (Flashback) Ouka
    For some reason, Nikaido Mari allied with
     Valhalla and became a murderer.
[04:43] (Flashback) Ouka
    At least on paper.
[04:45] Ouka
    She is a criminal.
[04:47] Ouka
    That much is certainly true.
[04:50] Ouka
    But there are some unknown circumstances
    behind her charges and our mission.
[04:55] Kyoya
    Come out and fight, Kusanagi!
[04:58] Kyoya
    Hey! 15th Platoon!
[04:59] Kyoya
    All of you had better hold your fire.
[05:01] Kyoya
    Kusanagi is mine—
[05:04] Kyoya
    What the hell, Yoshimizu?
    What're you—
[05:10] Takeru
    Kyoya!
[05:15] Takeru
    Kyoya!
[05:17] ---
    N-No!
[05:21] Takeru
    Yoshimizu!
[05:26] Haunted
    Hallelujah!
[05:30] Haunted
    Greetings and salutations.
[05:32] Haunted
    I am Haunted, the commanding
     officer of Valhalla Recon.
[05:36] Haunted
    Pleased to make your acquaintance!
[05:40] Haunted
    I've come to rescue you,
    my dearest Mari-san.
[05:43] Mari
    Who are you?
    How do you know my name?
[05:46] Haunted
    Don't be so frightened.
[05:48] Haunted
    I came here to rescue you.
[05:51] Haunted
    Oh, but your frightened
     face is truly beautiful.
[05:55] Haunted
    I can hardly contain myself.
[05:57] Haunted
    I have never held you in my arms.
    How I wish to do so right now!
[06:01] Haunted
    Huh?
[06:05] Kurogane
    Keep shooting!
[06:06] Kurogane
    Even if he turns into a lifeless
     blob of meat, keep shooting!
[06:08] Sougetsu
    I wish you'd capture him
     instead of shooting him.
[06:12] Kurogane
    Impossible.
[06:13] Kurogane
    We have to be prepared to kill him,
    or we'll never win!
[06:19] Kurogane
    Who ordered you to stop shooting?
[06:21] Kurogane
    All hands, prepare to intercept!
[06:23] Haunted
    Kurogane!
[06:33] Kurogane
    Damn it!
[06:34] Ouka
    Watch out!
[06:42] Kurogane
    It's no good. We can't penetrate it.
[06:44] Sougetsu
    A new type of magic field, eh?
[06:50] Kurogane
    Our dragoons seem to be
     affected by magic interference.
[06:53] Kurogane
    Requesting permission to use Relic Eaters.
[06:56] Sougetsu
    Granted. We'll have to leave the
     wizard to Kusanagi-kun's platoon.
[07:01] Takeru
    Are you okay, Mari?
[07:05] Mari
    I'm fine.
[07:07] Mari
    Looks like we can't escape.
[07:08] Mari
    There's a magic field.
[07:10] Haunted
    There is nowhere to escape, my dear.
[07:13] Haunted
    Just look at how tattered
     my clothes have become.
[07:16] Haunted
    Mari-san, can you sew them up for me?
[07:18] Haunted
    Then, can you say something alluring, like,
[07:22] Haunted
    "I'll sew up your tattered heart"?
[07:25] Takeru
    Stay back. He's mine.
[07:28] Haunted
    I've been wondering...
[07:31] Haunted
    Mari-san, who is this boy?
[07:34] Haunted
    Could he be your boyfriend?
[07:37] Haunted
    No, that couldn't be true.
[07:41] Haunted
    After all, you already have me.
[07:43] Haunted
    It's out of the question, isn't it?
[07:46] Haunted
    Please say it is.
[07:47] Haunted
    I love you.
[07:49] Haunted
    So please, love me as I love you.
[07:52] Haunted
    If you refuse, I will cry.
    I will cry hard.
[07:55] Haunted
    Then I will kill you!
[07:57] Takeru
    Shut up, you stalker.
[07:59] Haunted
    Oh, dear.
[08:00] Haunted
    You dare interrupt my reunion with Mari-san?
[08:03] Haunted
    Who do you think you are?
[08:05] Haunted
    Don't get cocky with me,
     or I'll have to kill you,
[08:09] Haunted
    punk.
[08:09] Takeru
    Right back at you, you damned wizard!
[08:14] Lapis
    All systems green.
[08:17] Lapis
    Precision: 100%.
[08:22] Lapis
    Witch hunter transformation, complete.
[08:26] Takeru
    Desiring with supreme ardor!
[08:29] Takeru
    Bring down the hammer against witches!
[08:33] Takeru
    Lapis, any information on him?
[08:35] Lapis
    The enemy is Haunted,
    a Valhalla necromancer.
[08:39] Lapis
    Threat level: S.
[08:41] Haunted
    Wait! Are you the one
    who drove off my einherjar?
[08:44] Takeru
    So what if I am?
[08:46] Haunted
    Well, I never thought you would have
     a contract with a Relic Eater.
[08:50] Haunted
    Listen, I didn't mean any harm.
[08:53] Haunted
    Well, I did mean harm,
[08:55] Haunted
    but I didn't know
    you owned a Relic Eater!
[08:58] Haunted
    I was only following orders,
[09:01] Haunted
    so can't you let this one slide?
[09:03] Takeru
    Sorry, but I'm not that forgiving!
[09:09] Haunted
    Pierce him,
[09:10] Haunted
    Dáinsleif!
[09:17] Mari
    Takeru!
[09:19] Lapis
    Apologies. Regeneration ETA unknown.
SIGN    Nikaido Mari
[09:40] Ouka
    Hey, Saionji!
[09:42] Ouka
    Can you hear me? Wake up!
[09:44] Ikaruga
    Out of my way.
[09:46] Ikaruga
    Boo, hiss, incompetent sniper!
[09:49] Ikaurga
    Wake up, you big-boobed camper!
[09:51] Ouka
    Suginami, this is no time to joke around.
[09:53] Ikaruga
    "I'm a good-for-nothing bunny,
     and my hooters are all I've got going for me!"
[09:57] Ikaruga
    "How I worry people so!"
[10:00] Usagi
    Who are you calling an incompetent sniper!
[10:06] Usagi
    What is it? What has happened?
[10:08] Ouka
    I'll explain later.
[10:10] Sougetsu
    Well, well.
    Looks like you're safe, Ouka.
[10:14] Ouka
    Chairman, I'm indicting you.
[10:17] Sougetsu
    Indicting me? On what charges?
[10:19] Ouka
    Nikaido Mari's arrest.
[10:22] Ouka
    When I investigated the scene of the arrest,
[10:26] Ouka
    I found the slightest trace of magic.
[10:28] Ouka
    Nikaido Mari's magic type
    is Ancient Auroral,
[10:32] Ouka
    but what I found was Ancient Despair.
[10:37] Ouka
    It's impossible for someone to possess
    both Auroral and Despair magic.
[10:39] Ouka
    In other words, Nikaido Mari did not
     kill the students in that platoon.
[10:44] Ouka
    This is substantial proof of unlawful arrest.
[10:48] Sougetsu
    So you want to cut a deal?
[10:51] Sougetsu
    Very well. I'll hear you out.
[10:53] Sougetsu
    I can't possibly turn down
     my precious little daughter.
[10:57] Ouka
    I have only one request.
[10:59] Haunted
    This is my first encounter with
     a sword-type Relic Eater,
[11:02] Haunted
    but this is turning out to be a damp squib.
[11:05] Haunted
    Nacht, this is our first Hero Transformation
     in a while. How did it go?
[11:08] Nacht
    Perfectly.
[11:11] Takeru
    Don't tell me, he can transform
     into a witch hunter, too?
[11:14] Lapis
    No. That is a Hero Transformation
[11:17] Lapis
    using a lost-type magical item,
[11:19] Lapis
    Dáinsleif.
[11:21] Lapis
    It's a sword of destruction that
     a Scandinavian hero once used.
[11:25] Takeru
    It's a sword? I was beaten in swordplay?
[11:28] Haunted
    Mari-san, you mustn't stay in a place like this.
[11:32] Haunted
    You are a witch. You're one of us.
[11:34] Mari
    I am not one of you!
    I don't even know you!
[11:38] Haunted
    Oh. That's right.
[11:40] Haunted
    You're still under the effect of
     my forgetfulness spell, aren't you?
[11:43] Nacht
    Your memory's even worse.
[11:45] Haunted
    Wait just one moment.
[11:46] Haunted
    I will release you from that spell at once.
[11:55] (Flashback) Teacher
    Magic doesn't exist to hurt people,
[11:59] (Flashback) Teacher
    but rather to make them happy.
[12:08] (Flashback) Haunted
    Valhalla has captured all of the orphans.
[12:12] (Flashback) Haunted
    If you want them released,
    then cooperate with us.
[12:18] Mari
    It's all my fault...
[12:21] Mari
    So many people died because of me...
[12:26] Mari
    I knew it.
[12:27] Mari
    I'm not the kind of person you think I am.
[12:31] Mari
    I'm sorry, Takeru.
[12:33] Mari
    I betrayed your trust in me.
[12:35] Haunted
    If you come back to me,
     I won't need to kill that boy.
[12:40] Haunted
    And I'll let you see the other kids
    from the orphanage as soon as you do.
[12:44] Haunted
    There will be no more warfare.
[12:48] Haunted
    Everyone will be saved.
[12:50] Haunted
    As long as you return to my side.
[12:53] Takeru
    I won't let her go!
[12:55] Takeru
    He's lying about letting
     you see the children, Mari!
[13:00] Mari
    Lying? What do you mean?
[13:02] Takeru
    Ohtori investigated you.
[13:05] Takeru
    And the orphanage, too.
[13:08] Takeru
    All the kids there...
[13:10] Takeru
    They're dead.
[13:12] Mari
    You're lying...
[13:13] Mari
    I heard their voices! On the phone!
[13:16] Haunted
    So you're bringing that up?
[13:19] Haunted
    I'm not lying.
[13:23] Kid 1
    Big sis sure is gullible!
[13:26] Kid 2
    You shouldn't trust people so easily!
[13:30] Haunted
    See? I wasn't lying.
[13:32] Haunted
    I promised to let you see the children again.
[13:37] Haunted
    I mean, they are merely dead, is all.
[13:40] Haunted
    And I'm a necromancer, remember?
[13:43] Haunted
    Reviving them is a piece of cake.
[13:47] Haunted
    Though I'm also the one who killed them...
[13:51] Mari
    No! No!
[13:54] Haunted
    Oh, Mari-san, you are perfection!
[13:57] Haunted
    How I've longed to hear you shriek like that!
[14:02] Mari
    So in the end...
[14:04] Mari
    I was unable to save my family,
[14:06] Mari
    and I led innocent people to their deaths.
[14:13] Takeru
    If you want to chastise yourself,
    I won't stop you.
[14:16] Takeru
    But if you want to atone for
    your part in all the murders...
[14:18] Takeru
    Instead of punishing yourself,
[14:20] Takeru
    you should devote your life
    to saving even more lives with magic!
[14:24] Takeru
    Wasn't that your dream?
[14:27] Mari
    Takeru...
[14:28] Takeru
    Even that might not be enough
    for you to forgive yourself.
[14:32] Takeru
    And the ones who died might not forgive you.
[14:35] Takeru
    But I think that is what atonement is.
[14:39] Takeru
    If that's too painful for you to take...
[14:42] Takeru
    If it ever makes you want to give up...
[14:46] Takeru
    Come to me,
[14:49] Takeru
    and I'll carry half your burden for you!
[14:53] Takeru
    User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
    Kusanagi Takeru!
[14:57] Takeru
    I shall become carnage incarnate!
[14:58] Takeru
    Any last words, wizard?
[15:03] Haunted
    Shallow! Shallow! Far too shallow!
[15:06] Haunted
    Not a single word of yours has touched me!
[15:09] Haunted
    Your idea of salvation is flimsy at best!
[15:12] Haunted
    Very well.
[15:13] Haunted
    Allow me to show you Despair!
[15:17] Haunted
    Let's have some fun, witch hunter!
[15:22] Haunted
    Un, Deux, Trois!
[15:25] Takeru
    Sweeping Demon Blade!
[15:32] Haunted
    Increasing your brain's processing speed
     seems to be your trump card.
[15:36] Haunted
    But that's futile against someone like me,
     who understands everything about anatomy.
[15:41] Takeru
    Bullshit, wizard!
[15:45] Takeru
    What's happening?
[15:46] Lapis
    My host, I will apply an
     analysis filter on your retina.
[15:52] Lapis
    Dáinsleif's hallmark is the
     extended manifestation of slashes.
[15:55] Lapis
    Its attacks remain in the slashed area
     long after initial use.
[15:59] Haunted
    You're a pretty skilled Relic Eater.
[16:02] Nacht
    Damn!
[16:02] Haunted
    Jealous, Nacht?
[16:04] Nacht
    I'll kill you.
[16:05] Takeru
    Lapis, you can change the sword's form, right?
[16:08] Lapis
    Of course I can.
    Feel free to rely on my abilities.
[16:12] Takeru
    Sure thing. I'll rely on them with all I've got!
[16:16] Haunted
    How uninspiring.
[16:18] Takeru
    Lapis, short sword!
[16:24] Haunted
    You're pretty clever.
[16:25] Takeru
    Next! Two-handed sword!
[16:32] Haunted
    Not bad!
[16:33] Haunted
    Now this is starting to be fun!
[16:35] Takeru
    Yoshimizu?
[16:38] Haunted
    Don't get sentimental over a clone!
[16:42] Takeru
    You asshole...
[16:45] Haunted
    Goodness, this is exactly
    what makes humans amusing.
[16:49] Haunted
    And that's why I love them.
[16:57] (Flashback) Teacher
    Understand? You only cast this spell when
[17:00] (Flashback) Teacher
    you're trying to protect
    someone you care about.
[17:03] (Flashback) Mari
    Something I can do...
[17:08] Mari
    This will be my final spell...
[17:12] (Flashback) Takeru
    It's rigged to explode if you use magic.
[17:16] Mari
    Aurora Bullet!
[17:24] Haunted
    Bad form, Mari-san.
[17:26] Haunted
    But with that much blood lust,
    even a surprise attack is no surprise, my dear.
[17:40] Ouka
    Don't worry.
[17:41] Ouka
    Your collar won't explode.
[17:44] Mari
    You... Why?
[17:46] Ouka
    I blackmailed the chairman
    into disarming your gleipnir.
[17:50] Ouka
    Naturally, I didn't do this for you.
[17:52] Ouka
    It did it to save Kusanagi.
[17:54] Mari
    Huh?
[17:55] Ouka
    You told me that magic can save lives.
[17:59] Ouka
    Here's your chance to prove it.
[18:01] Ouka
    Save Kusanagi with magic,
     whose sole purpose is to cause pain!
[18:06] Ouka
    If you can do that, I'll have
     no choice but to admit you're right!
[18:09] Mari
    You really piss me off!
[18:12] Ouka
    Magic first, get pissed off later!
    I'll buy you some time!
[18:15] Mari
    Just to be clear, I'm not doing this for you!
[18:17] Ouka
    I'm not doing this for you, either!
[18:24] Haunted
    Mana-constraining dust, eh?
[18:26] Nacht
    It's crimson ore,
[18:27] Nacht
    an anti-magic metal that
     dark magical creatures loathe.
[18:32] Nacht
    Who is foolish enough to use
    such a precious artifact?
[18:38] Takeru
    Mari, can you hear me?
[18:40] Mari
    Takeru?
[18:42] Haunted
    Let's hear some screaming!
[18:47] Usagi
    One of my eyes is impaired.
[18:49] Usagi
    I was too scared to shoot until just now.
[18:52] Usagi
    I apologize profusely.
[18:53] Ouka
    Saionji! You're a lifesaver!
[18:55] Haunted
    You kids are formidable foes!
[18:58] Haunted
    I want to messily kill you
    and make you all mine!
[19:01] Mari
    Auroral light, open heaven's gate
    and lure my enemy to the void!
[19:05] Mari
    Sorry, but it's over now!
[19:07] Mari
    This is all I've got...
[19:09] Mari
    Take it!
[19:13] Haunted
    Your attack looks rather flashy, but it's
     completely ineffective if it misses the target.
[19:18] Takeru
    I've taken everything you've got!
[19:24] Haunted
    You just don't know when to quit, do you?
[19:26] Haunted
    To be honest, I've grown tired of you.
[19:28] Haunted
    Playing with boys isn't my thing.
[19:31] Haunted
    Nacht, hallmark magic.
[19:34] Nacht
    Too late do you offer to make peace with me,
[19:37] Nacht
    for now I have drawn the Sword Dáinsleif.
[19:41] Takeru
    Kusanagi double-edged art:
[19:43] Takeru
    Unicorn Lance!
[19:45] Nacht
    Berserk Enchant!
[19:49] Nacht
    Impressive effort.
[19:50] Nacht
    But it's futile. Your blunt sword
     is no match for me.
[19:54] Lapis
    Reversing Twilight Enchantment.
[19:56] Lapis
    Releasing Flexible Material.
[20:03] Nacht
    This is... Mari's magic?
[20:06] Lapis
    Absorbing magic is my hallmark.
[20:09] Lapis
    I have borrowed the magic of my host's friend.
[20:14] Nacht
    Impossible!
[20:15] Lapis
    A blunt sword and its perverted master
     are no match for me and my host.
[20:20] Lapis
    My host and I are unbeatable.
[20:32] Haunted
    Boy, what is your name?
[20:35] Takeru
    Kusanagi Takeru.
[20:37] Haunted
    I see. You're from that clan of demon hunters.
[20:42] Takeru
    Wait, why do you know about that?!
[20:44] Haunted
    This isn't over yet, Kusanagi Takeru-kun.
[20:55] Mari
    Takeru!
[20:56] Mari
    Thanks.
[20:57] Mari
    Thanks to you, I didn't commit any
     more mistakes than I already have!
[21:03] Takeru
    Mari...
[21:04] Mari
    I really am glad I met you!
[22:43] Ouka
    Kusanagi, I'm coming in.
[22:44] Takeru
    A bit late for that.
[22:46] Takru
    Huh? Where's Mari?
[22:48] Ouka
    Well, I have bad news.
[22:53] Mari
    What bad news?
[22:58] Takeru
    Mari!
[22:59] Takeru
    Oh, so you've become
    a regular student here!
[23:04] Ouka
    Yeah...
[23:05] Ouka
    The witch enrollment policy became official.
[23:09] Ouka
    To me, this is worst possible news.
[23:11] Mari
    Big talk, from someone who begged
    the chairman to make it happen.
[23:15] Ouka
    I only did that because
    I disapproved of his methods.
[23:18] Ouka
    I didn't do it for a shriveled witch like you.
[23:20] Mari
    Who are you calling a shriveled witch!
[23:22] Ouka
    But you are shriveled,
    in the chest area, at least.
[23:24] Mari
    They're not shriveled!
    They're just naturally small!
[23:27] Ouka
    Yes, they are quite small.
[23:29] Mari
    Right? Just like I said...
[23:31] Mari
    Wait! They're not small, either!
SIGN    The Witch Hunt

5 - The Witch-Hunting Festival

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[00:01] Kikyou
    So, how are you doing at school?
[00:05] Usagi
    M-My campus life is,
[00:07] Usagi
    uh, very fulfilling.
[00:11] Usagi
    Also—
[00:11] Kikyou
    That is not what I am asking about.
[00:15] Kikyou
    You might not pass first year with these grades,
[00:18] Kikyou
    let alone graduate.
[00:21] Usagi
    I-I'm sorry, ma'am.
[00:24] Kikyou
    I am going to bring forward
    the plans for your marriage.
[00:28] Kikyou
    This month will be your last at school.
[00:32] Usagi
    H-Hold on, Mother!
[00:34] Usagi
    You promised to wait until I graduated!
[00:37] Kikyou
    Don't touch me.
[00:40] Kikyou
    I am not your mother.
SIGN    Episode 5: "The Witch-Hunting Festival"
[02:21] Reima
    Sorry to call you on such short notice.
[02:25] Reima
    I have good news for you all today.
[02:28] Reima
    We have decided to revive our academy's
    formerly abolished witch-hunting festival.
[02:33] Reima
    Well, this witch-hunting festival is technically
    just an ordinary school festival...
[02:36] Takeru
    Who's that?
[02:37] Ikaruga
    A student who transferred
    here last month, apparently.
[02:41] Mari
    He reeks of street smarts.
[02:43] Reima
    What's more, we're adding a
     new rule to this year's festival.
[02:50] Reima
    It involves...
[02:51] Reima
    This.
[02:53] Reima
    This is the special currency
     we will use at the festival.
[02:57] Reima
    This currency can be exchanged for credit points.
[03:02] Reima
    Naturally...
[03:03] Reima
    It can also be exchanged for cash.
[03:07] Reima
    What do you think?
    Isn't it a fantastic event?
[03:07] Ikaruga
    Materialistic and proud of it, eh?
[03:10] Mari
    But don't you guys desperately need points?
[03:13] Mari
    Isn't this your big chance?
[03:14] Ouka
    I'm against it.
[03:16] Ouka
    Instead of participating in fun and games,
    we should focus on actual platoon missions.
[03:20] Ouka
    Don't you agree, Kusanagi—
[03:30] Takeru
    User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
    Kusanagi Takeru.
[03:32] Takeru
    For personal reasons,
[03:35] Takeru
    I'm having us enter this festival!
[03:37] Mari
    Why is he so motivated?
[03:39] Ouka
    Well, his credits are riding on it.
[03:42] Ikaruga
    That's not all.
[03:44] Ikaruga
    He got baited by the money.
[03:45] Ikaruga
    Cold, hard cash.
[03:48] Both
    Money?
[03:49] Takeru
    We need to draw up a plan of attack,
    draft a list of necessary materials...
[03:53] Takeru
    Oh, we also need to secure an
     empty classroom as soon as possible.
[03:56] Ikaruga
    His parents left him deep in debt.
[03:59] Ikaruga
    He probably intends to use his share of the
     earnings from this festival to clear some of it.
[04:04] Ikaruga
    And he has a little sister.
    He's dealing with a lot.
[04:08] Ouka
    I see.
[04:10] Takeru
    Let's do this.
[04:12] Takeru
    Let's conquer the world!
[04:15] Mari
    Yikes. Takeru's trying to
     act like a real captain.
[04:18] Takeru
    Listen up, punks.
[04:19] Takeru
    This witch-hunting festival
     ain't child's play.
SIGN    Freshmen 35th Test Platoon
[04:22] Takeru
    Better take it seriously.
[04:24] Takeru
    We're doing this...
[04:25] Takeru
    I'll do whatever it takes to win!
[04:28] (Flashback) Kikyou
    I am going to bring forward
    the plans for your marriage.
[04:31] (Flashback) Kikyou
    This month will be your last at school.
[04:35] Usagi
    They don't need me, anyway.
[04:37] Takeru
    Hey, isn't Usagi late?
[04:40] Ikaruga
    Eye exams tend to be drag on sometimes.
[04:42] Mari
    Was her left eye hurt that badly?
[04:45] Ouka
    It's for the best that she gets it fixed.
[04:48] Ouka
    Saionji's eyes are our eyes, after all.
[04:51] Usagi
    How can you say something
    so nice now, of all times?
[04:56] Mari
    Speaking of whom, I know she doesn't like being called by her name because it means "bunny,"
[05:01] Mari
    but then why does she wear that headband?
[05:03] Takeru
    Headband?
[05:04] Ouka
    Good point.
[05:06] Ouka
    That headband looks like
     bunny ears to me, too.
[05:10] Ikaruga
    Oh, ye of little understanding.
[05:12] Ikaruga
    She actually loves being called Usagi-chan.
[05:16] Mari
    Really?
[05:17] Mari
    Okay, in that case, I won't hold back.
[05:19] Mari
    From now on, I'll call her Usa-chan.
[05:21] Usagi
    That is the one name
    I'll never let you call me!
[05:26] Mari
    Welcome back, Usa-chan.
[05:28] Usagi
    I just told you not to call me that!
[05:30] Usagi
    Good grief!
[05:32] Usagi
    This headband is a memento
     of my grandmother.
[05:34] Usagi
    Could you please not make fun of it?
[05:36] Ikaruga
    But we're not.
[05:39] Ikaruga
    Right, Kusanagi?
[05:40] Takeru
    U-Uh, yeah. I think it's cute.
[05:44] Usagi
    C-Cu-Cu...
[05:46] Usagi
    Wh-Where did that come from?
[05:50] Takeru
    Wh-What is it?
[05:52] Both
    Nothing.
[05:53] Takeru
    Come on! Spit it out!
[05:55] Ikaruga
    Gee, thanks for the tired romcom routine.
[05:57] Takeru
    That was just my honest opinion.
    No deeper meaning to it.
[06:03] Usgai
    That doesn't matter!
[06:05] Usagi
    Anyway, weren't you discussing
     the witch-hunting festival?
[06:08] Takeru
    Oh, right.
[06:10] Usagi
    Good grief,
[06:11] Usagi
    why is it that when I'm not around,
    you always do this?
[06:15] Ishida
    Excuse me. May I come in?
[06:20] Ishida
    Nice to meet you.
[06:21] Ishida
    I am Ishida, captain of the 23rd Test Platoon.
[06:24] Ishida
    Allow me to get right to the point.
[06:26] Ishida
    Would you like to form an alliance
     with us in the witch-hunting festival?
[06:30] Platoon
    An alliance?
[06:31] Ishida
    Our platoon is small in numbers,
[06:34] Ishida
    just like yours.
[06:36] Ishida
    I thought maybe we little guys
    could help each other out.
[06:40] Takeru
    I see.
[06:42] Takeru
    It might be nice to have backup
    when we're in trouble.
[06:51] Usagi
    Why'd they have to ally
     with another platoon?
[06:54] Usagi
    I wanted to enjoy my last hurrah
     with my teammates.
[06:58] Usagi
    Oh! P-Pardon me!
[07:01] Usagi
    My mind was wandering...
[07:06] Reima
    Hi.
[07:07] Usagi
    Reima-sama...
[07:11] Reima
    Don't be so formal.
[07:13] Reima
    How've you been?
[07:15] Reima
    Is it just me, or did you get taller?
[07:18] Reima
    What's wrong?
[07:19] Usagi
    N-Nothing.
[07:21] Reima
    When I heard you joined
    this school, I was worried.
[07:28] Reima
    Don't worry.
[07:29] Reima
    You don't need to be in
     a place like this anymore.
[07:33] Reima
    Usagi, you don't need to
     push yourself anymore.
[07:41] Reima
    From now on, you'll be with me forever.
[07:45] Takeru
    I don't get Suginami.
[07:46] Takeru
    What did she buy all of this for?
[07:51] Takeru
    Usagi?
[07:52] Takeru
    Hey, what's wrong?
[07:53] Takeru
    Usagi!
[07:55] Reima
    Are you Usagi's captain?
[07:59] Takeru
    I know you... You're that
    executive committee chairman.
[08:03] Reima
    I see you've been taking good care of her.
[08:06] Reima
    I am Tenmyoji Reima.
[08:08] Reima
    Usagi's childhood friend, I guess.
[08:10] Reima
    Nice to meet you.
[08:12] Takeru
    Likewise.
[08:14] Reima
    It won't be for much longer,
    but take care of Usagi.
[08:19] Reima
    She's a very important belonging of mine.
[08:26] Takeru
    Usagi?
[08:30] Takeru
    What's wrong?
[08:31] Takeru
    Calm down, Usagi. Look at me.
[08:35] Usagi
    I'm... sorry...
[08:37] Takeru
    Don't worry. I'm here for you.
[08:40] Usagi
    Help... me...
[08:43] Takeru
    I will help you. You're not alone.
[08:45] Takeru
    I'm right here by your side.
[08:53] Reima
    I can't wait, Usagi.
[08:58] Shizuka
    Ohtori Ouka-san, right?
[09:00] Shizuka
    I am Sendo Shizuka,
    the student council secretary.
[09:05] Shizuka
    Follow me. The president wants to see you.
SIGN    Reference Room 3
[09:16] Ouka
    A sliding bookcase?
[09:17] Shizuka
    Classic, right?
    The president loves this sort of thing.
[09:23] Nagaru
    Howdy, Ouka-chan.
[09:25] Nagaru
    Long time no see.
[09:27] Ouka
    Glad to see you haven't changed,
[09:29] Ouka
    President Hoshijiro Nagaru.
[09:31] Nagaru
    Thanks for bringing her here, Shizuka-chan.
[09:34] Nagaru
    Have an orange.
[09:36] Shizuka
    Thank you.
[09:37] Nagaru
    I'm sorry I keep asking you
     to sneak around for me.
[09:40] Shizuka
    I don't mind. I wish to be a spy, anyway.
[09:44] Nagaru
    Come join us, Ouka-chan.
[09:46] Ouka
    No, thanks. Just cut to the chase.
[09:49] Nagaru
    You're no fun. Well, whatever.
[09:52] Nagaru
    Won't you help us out with something?
[09:55] Ouka
    Help you?
[09:56] Nagaru
    Yes.
[09:57] Nagaru
    Ouka-chan, do you know of
    a witch named Mephistopheles?
[10:02] Ouka
    Mephistopheles?
[10:04] Ouka
    Well, I have heard that name before.
[10:06] Nagaru
    I'm not surprised, considering
     she's an urban legend of sorts.
[10:09] Nagaru
    The witch that devours human minds.
[10:15] Nagaru
    What would you do if
    she really existed, Ouka-chan?
[10:19] Ouka
    With all due respect, you're stupid
    for believing that fairy tale.
[10:21] Nagaru
    Oh, how I wish it were just a fairy tale.
[10:25] Nagaru
    She assaulted my subordinates.
[10:28] Nagaru
    One was possessed and went berserk,
[10:31] Nagaru
    killing everyone except me and Shizuka-chan.
[10:38] Ikaruga
    Always the troublemaker, isn't she?
[10:41] Mari
    Did something happen?
[10:43] Ikaruga
    She always puts up a brave front
     so she won't cause us any trouble.
[10:48] Ikaruga
    But not only is Usagi the most stubborn
    person I know, she's also the weakest.
[10:52] Mari
    And what is Ohtori Ouka doing
     at a time like this?!
[10:57] Ikaruga
    Look who's talking. Isn't it time
     for you to go to work?
[11:01] Mari
    Ack. The anti-magic experiments...
[11:02] Mari
    B-But this is no time to
     be taking part in those.
[11:05] Ikaruga
    If you ditch those experiments,
     they'll throw you out of school.
[11:09] Ikaruga
    You should let Kusanagi handle this.
[11:12] Takeru
    Actually, I need to go to work.
[11:17] Ikaruga
    My!
[11:18] Ikaruga
    Somebody loves you.
[11:22] Takeru
    I'll stay with her until she wakes up.
[11:24] Mari
    You'd better not do any nasty things
    to Usagi while she's asleep.
[11:27] Takeru
    I would never!
[11:29] Ikaruga
    We'll leave her in your care, then.
[11:32] Mari
    If you do anything lewd, I'll castrate you.
[11:44] Takeru
    Are you awake?
[11:46] Usagi
    Why...
[11:49] Usagi
    am I...
[11:50] Takeru
    You fainted in the hallway.
[11:52] Takeru
    Don't you remember?
[11:56] Usagi
    Did you stay with me the whole time?
[12:01] Takeru
    I promised to be there for you.
[12:03] Usagi
    I'm sorry I made you stay back so late.
[12:06] Takeru
    Don't worry.
[12:07] Takeru
    Come on. I'll take you home.
[12:10] Usagi
    O-Okay.
[12:17] Takeru
    What's wrong?
[12:18] Usagi
    C-Could it be that while I was asleep,
[12:20] Usagi
    I held your hand the entire time?
[12:23] Takeru
    What's the big deal with holding hands?
[12:25] Usagi
    B-But...
[12:27] Takeru
    Come on.
[12:29] Takeru
    Let's go.
[12:36] Ouka
    I see.
[12:37] Ouka
    So that's why you want my help.
[12:40] Ouka
    What exactly do you want me to do?
[12:43] Nagaru
    Say, Ouka-chan...
[12:44] Nagaru
    What do you make of Tenmyoji Reima?
[12:47] Ouka
    Tenmyoji?
[12:49] Ouka
    The executive committee chairman?
[12:51] Nagaru
    Yeah, him.
[12:52] Ouka
    What about him?
[12:55] Nagaru
    Isn't he impressive?
[12:57] Nagaru
    It's only been a month since he transferred in,
[13:00] Nagaru
    and yet he's already planning school festivals
    as the chairman of the executive committee.
[13:04] Ouka
    Well, yes...
[13:06] Nagaru
    And what's more,
[13:07] Nagaru
    it's also been a month since we were attacked.
[13:12] Nagaru
    See? Doesn't that seem a bit strange?
[13:18] Takeru
    Tenmyoji, was it?
[13:21] Takeru
    Your old friend?
[13:23] Takeru
    Did something happen between you guys?
[13:27] Takeru
    Sorry. Forget I asked.
[13:30] Takeru
    I shouldn't be butting into your business.
[13:32] Usagi
    It's not worth talking about.
[13:35] Takeru
    What's wrong?
[13:37] Takeu
    You're not acting like yourself.
[13:42] Takeru
    No matter how serious your problem,
[13:44] Takeru
    if you ask for my help,
    I'll do everything in my power to help you.
[13:49] Takeru
    There's bound to be one or
     two things I can do for you.
[13:54] Usagi
    Okay...
[13:55] Usagi
    Okay, then!
    Can you marry me, Kusanagi?
[14:01] Usagi
    You can't, right?
[14:03] Usagi
    That is the problem I am facing!
[14:07] Usagi
    Reima-sama is my fiancé.
[14:11] Takeru
    Huh?
[14:11] Usagi
    I am the Saionji family's sole heir.
[14:16] Usagi
    If I marry into a distinguished
    family like the Tenmyojis,
[14:19] Usagi
    the Saionjis' future will be secured.
[14:22] Usagi
    It cannot be avoided.
[14:24] Usagi
    This is what I get for being good-for-nothing.
[14:28] Takeru
    Usagi...
[14:34] Usagi
    This will be my last month
    attending this school.
[14:38] Takeru
    Usagi!
[14:41] Takeru
    Hey!
[14:43] Takeru
    Stay over at my place tonight!
[15:07] Usagi
    My first time...
[15:09] Usagi
    M-My goodness!
     What am I thinking about?!
[15:11] Usagi
    H-How shameless of me!
[15:13] Usagi
    B-But staying the night means...
[15:17] Usagi
    No, no, no!
[15:19] Usagi
    Th-That sort of activity
    is reserved for after marriage.
[15:24] Usagi
    But there is what they call a "fait accompli"...
[15:28] Usagi
    If I produce offspring in advance,
[15:30] Usagi
    then I won't have to marry Reima-sama.
[15:33] Usagi
    It's surprisingly logical,
[15:36] Usagi
    and I'll get to be with Kusanagi forever...
[15:44] Usagi
    No, no, no, no!
[15:46] Usagi
    Wouldn't I be stealing him from the others?
[15:48] Usagi
    And fait accompli?
[15:50] Usagi
    We're talking about having children here!
[15:52] Usagi
    I don't particularly want
    a child with Kusanagi...
[16:03] Usagi
    Whatever will be, will be!
[16:08] Usagi
    I wonder if Kusanagi will be pleased.
[16:15] Takeru
    Okay.
[16:16] Takeru
    Oh, you're out.
[16:18] Takeru
    Sorry my bath is so sma—
[16:21] Takeru
    Wh-Why are you naked?!
[16:25] Usagi
    You didn't provide me with
    a change of clothes.
[16:28] Takeru
    Right! S-Sorry!
[16:30] Takeru
    You can use one of my shirts if you...
[16:32] Usagi
    No, thank you.
[16:33] Takeru
    Huh?
[16:34] Usagi
    After all...
[16:38] Usagi
    I'm going to end up naked, anyway.
[16:39] Takeru
    Why?!
[16:41] Usagi
    Kusanagi...
[16:55] Usagi
    This is my first time.
[16:59] Usagi
    I'm not sure what to do.
[17:00] Takeru
    W-Wait!
[17:03] Usagi
    Please stop making me embarrass myself.
[17:14] Mari
    Takeru!
[17:16] Mari
    Your apartment's intercom system is broken.
[17:20] Ouka
    Hey! Ever heard of knocking?
[17:23] Ouka
    A hedge between keeps friendship green...
[17:27] Ikaruga
    First, let's look for his dirty magazines...
[17:39] Takeru
    Uh... Well...
[17:42] Mari
    You already have me...
[17:44] Ouka
    I never thought you'd stoop this low...
[17:47] Ikaruga
    Why didn't you invite me...
[17:50] All
    You traitor!
[17:56] Ikaruga
    Now I see.
[17:58] Ikaruga
    So, who is he?
[18:00] Takeru
    Tenmyoji Reima. Usagi's childhood friend.
[18:04] Mari
    Tenmyoji? You mean the
     executive committee chairman?
[18:08] Ikaruga
    I don't see the problem. He's rich.
[18:13] Ikaruga
    If you don't like him,
    marry Kusanagi instead.
[18:16] Both
    Why are you going there?!
[18:18] Usagi
    Excuse me...
[18:20] Usagi
    Why is everyone here?
[18:23] Takeru
    I invited them.
[18:24] Takeru
    I thought we'd hold a strategy meeting.
[18:28] Takeru
    Comrades, I hereby call the Saionji Usagi
    rescue mission meeting to order!
[18:32] Usagi
    For me?
[18:34] Takeru
    All we need to do is improve your grades to a level
     the Saionjis would deem acceptable, right?
[18:38] Usagi
    Easier said than done.
[18:41] Takeru
    We'll rack up points in
     the witch-hunting festival
[18:44] Takeru
    and raise her grades.
[18:45] Takeru
    This will convince Usagi's
    parents to let her stay here.
[18:48] Usagi
    Huh? But you can't!
[18:50] Usagi
    I can't make you go so far for me.
[18:53] Usagi
    I have nothing to give in return.
[18:56] Ikaruga
    What are you saying?
[18:58] Ikaruga
    Your problems are our problems.
[19:03] Mari
    I'd miss you if you left, Usagi-chan.
[19:07] Mari
    I'll help.
[19:09] Ouka
    Though I object to
     taking part in the festival,
[19:11] Ouka
    I would hate to lose you from our platoon.
[19:17] Takeru
    I take back what I said about doing
     everything in my power to help you.
[19:21] Takeru
    We will do everything in our power to help.
[19:25] Usagi
    Kusanagi...
[19:27] Takeru
    You're not alone.
[19:29] Takeru
    We've got your back.
[19:31] Mari
    Hey! You made Usagi-chan cry again!
[19:34] Takeru
    S-Sorry.
[19:36] Usagi
    All I do is drag everyone down
[19:38] Usagi
    and make you all help me.
[19:40] Takeru
    Silly.
[19:42] Takeru
    Do you have any idea how many
    times you've saved our lives?
[19:46] Takeru
    With the einherjar.
[19:49] Takeru
    And at the tournament.
[19:52] Takeru
    If you hadn't been there,
    we'd all be dead right now.
[19:56] Takeru
    And moving forward,
    we'll continue to need you.
[19:58] Takeru
    That's why we're all here.
[20:01] Takeru
    Please, at least understand that, Usagi.
[20:05] Ikaruga
    Okay, let's crank out a plan of attack.
[20:08] ---
    Yeah!
[20:12] Ikaruga
    Here's my plan for certain victory:
[20:17] Ikaruga
    a cosplay party!
[20:21] Ikaruga
    A Chinese dress with beautiful slits!
[20:24] Ouka
    S-Suginami! Don't open the curtain
    without warning me!
[20:28] Ikaruga
    A school swimsuit that showcases
    the depravity of flat chests!
[20:32] Mari
    I'm not showcasing anything of the sort!
[20:35] Ikaruga
    Every boy's dream: a little sister
     wearing nothing but a dress shirt!
[20:39] Lapis
    Can I sleep with you tonight, Onii-chan?
[20:44] Ikaruga
    But that's not all, folks.
[20:47] Ikaruga
    The next entry is my best creation!
[20:51] Usagi
    This is actually covering everything...
[20:55] Usagi
    Right?
[20:58] Usagi
    Now I can never get married!
[21:00] Ishida
    This is too perfect, Suginami-kun.
[21:02] Ishida
    Nay, Captain Suginami!
[21:05] Takeru
    Uh, I'm the captain.
[21:08] Ikaruga
    You look great in that.
[21:10] Takeru
    How'd I get dragged into this?
[21:12] Mari
    Hey, can I change now?
[21:15] Ishida
    Oh, wait!
[21:16] Ishida
    How about taking a keepsake picture?
[21:20] Mari
    Huh? But it'd be so embarrassing.
[21:22] Ikaruga
    Oh, it's okay. Come on.
[21:24] Takeru
    Usagi?
[21:28] Mari
    Come on! Hurry over here, Usagi-chan!
[21:31] Ouka
    Saionji, stop stalling.
[21:33] Ouka
    Get over here and cover my legs!
[21:36] Ikaruga
    Come here already, Usagi. You're our star.
[21:39] Takeru
    Hurry. That's an order.
[21:42] Usagi
    Y-You don't need to order me!
[21:45] Usagi
    Please don't rush me so!
[21:47] Mari
    Come on, come on. Next to me.
[21:49] Ishida
    Okay, everyone ready?
[21:51] Takeru
    Hey, Suginami!
[23:29] Reima
    I guess it's about time to change bodies, huh?
SIGN    Even Bunnies Have Fangs

6 - Even Bunnies Have Fangs

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[00:06] (Flashback) Takeru
    We will do everything in our power to help.
[00:16] Usagi
    Grandfather,
[00:18] Usagi
    I am no longer alone.
SIGN    Episode 6: "Even Bunnies Have Fangs"
[01:56] (Flashback) Ikaruga
    So, who is he?
[01:58] (Flashback) Takeru
    Tenmyoji Reima.
[02:00] (Flashback) Takeru
    Usagi's childhood friend.
[02:05] (Flashback) Nagaru
    Say, Ouka-chan...
[02:07] (Flashback) Nagaru
    What do you make of Tenmyoji Reima?
[02:12] Ouka
    What are you doing?
[02:14] Girl
    Tenmyoji-senpai suggested we decorate
     the campus for the witch-hunting festival.
[02:19] Ouka
    Tenmyoji did?
[02:24] Reima
    Well, if it isn't the captain.
[02:26] Reima
    I look forward to seeing
     what you do for the festival.
[02:30] Reima
    After all, it'll be Usagi's
     final memory of this academy.
[02:33] Reima
    I'm sure you've heard,
[02:35] Reima
    but Usagi and I are getting married.
[02:37] Reima
    Don't worry.
[02:39] Reima
    She's a very important belonging of mine.
[02:41] Takeru
    You said the same thing the other day,
    and it's been bothering me ever since.
[02:46] Takeru
    Usagi doesn't "belong" to anyone.
[02:47] Takeru
    You wouldn't say that if
     she really was precious to you.
[02:51] Reima
    Oh?
[02:53] Reima
    What are you to Usagi, anyway?
[02:56] Reima
    What do you know about her?
[02:57] Takeru
    What, you ask?
[02:59] Takeru
    We're comrades!
[03:01] Reima
    Usagi has a comrade?
[03:04] Takeru
    Why are you laughing?
[03:06] Reima
    Because it's just so funny!
[03:08] Reima
    How can someone who killed her brother
    have a trusted comrade-in-arms?
[03:12] Takeru
    Killed her brother?
[03:14] Takeru
    Cut the bullshit, asshole!
[03:16] Reima
    She's pitiful to the core.
[03:19] Reima
    An outcast in her own family—
[03:21] Takeru
    Bullshit me one more time,
     and I'll cut you down!
[03:24] Reima
    Don't blow your top. I'm not lying.
[03:28] Reima
    But don't worry.
[03:29] Reima
    I promise I'll make Usagi happy.
[03:32] Takeru
    We won't let you have her! We'll do
     everything in our power to protect her!
[03:35] Reima
    Then I will do everything
    in my power to make her mine.
[03:43] Reima
    Don't get cocky, you piece of shit.
[03:46] Ouka
    Vlad, can you hear me?
[03:48] Vlad
    What is it, provisional master?
[03:51] Ouka
    Can you give me a bird's-eye view?
[03:53] Ouka
    I need to be able to see
    the campus from above.
[03:56] Vlad
    Very well. I shall comply.
[04:01] Ouka
    What in the world...
[04:03] Vlad
    It's a type of magic circle that
    takes over the mind.
[04:07] Ouka
    A spell of this scale could
     cause so much harm!
[04:16] Usagi
    Reima-sama...
[04:18] Reima
    I hear you didn't go home last night.
[04:21] Reima
    What a bad girl.
[04:23] Reima
    Perhaps you need to be punished?
[04:27] Reima
    Do you want your mind broken again?
[04:29] Reima
    Like it was that day.
[04:31] Usagi
    I won't...
[04:33] Usagi
    I won't do as you say anymore!
[04:38] Reima
    Is that so?
[04:41] Reima
    Going through a rebellious phase?
[04:45] Reima
    You can never escape my grasp.
[04:48] Reima
    A murderer like you has nowhere to run.
[04:53] Reima
    Have you forgotten what you did?
[04:56] Reima
    How would your dead brother
    feel if he saw you right now?
[05:00] Reima
    Don't worry.
[05:02] Reima
    I, and I alone, will let you stay with me.
[05:05] Reima
    I will not abandon you.
[05:16] Reima
    Well, then...
[05:18] Reima
    What will your "comrade" do?
[05:21] Fake-Shizuka
    It's almost certain that Tenmyoji is Mephisto.
[05:24] Fake-Shizuka
    I will head out right now to capture him.
[05:26] Nagaru
    I'm sorry I keep asking you
     to sneak around for me.
[05:30] Fake-Shizuka
    I would throw away my very life
    if you commanded it, Madam President.
[05:33] Nagaru
    Oh...
[05:35] Nagaru
    I'm sorry, Shizuka-chan.
[05:38] Nagaru
    I guess I couldn't save you.
[05:40] Fake-Shizuka
    P-President?
[05:41] Nagaru
    Whenever I tell Shizuka-chan,
[05:43] Nagaru
    "I'm sorry I keep asking you to sneak around
     for me," she always responds with,
[05:47] Nagaru
    "I wish to be a spy, anyway."
[05:53] Takeru
    Usagi! Are you in here?
[05:55] Mari
    She's out shopping.
[05:58] Takeru
    Oh...
[05:59] Mari
    Is something wrong?
[06:00] Takeru
    Sorry. I'm going to look for Usagi.
[06:03] Mari
    Wait!
[06:03] Mari
    I'm not sure what's happening,
    but I'm coming, too!
[06:09] Fake-Shizuka
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[06:11] Ouka
    Let's go, Senpai.
[06:13] Fake-Shizuka
    I'll cover you.
[06:19] Ouka
    Tenmyoji Reima!
    You're under arrest!
[06:23] Reima
    Why, exactly?
[06:26] Reima
    I haven't done anything.
[06:29] Reima
    Yet.
[06:30] Ouka
    We know your true identity.
[06:32] Ouka
    Just surrender peacefully!
[06:34] Reima
    My true identity?
[06:36] Ouka
    You can't talk your way
     out of this, Mephistopheles.
[06:39] Mephisto
    You called?
[06:42] Ouka
    No way!
[06:43] Mephisto
    Nice to meet you.
[06:45] Mephisto
    I'm Mephisto.
[06:49] Mephisto
    This girl wanted to
    protect you kids so badly,
[06:52] Mephisto
    she tried to kill herself by
     biting her tongue in half.
[06:55] Mephisto
    Well, at least she and her beloved president
[06:58] Mephisto
    are probably happy together
    up in heaven right now.
[07:01] Ouka
    You monster!
[07:05] Ouka
    Damn...
[07:19] Takeru
    What's up?
[07:21] Mari
    My gleipnir was deactivated.
[07:23] Takeru
    Huh?
[07:23] Mari
    I can use magic now.
[07:27] Mari
    What the hell's going on?
[07:31] Nagaru
    Is this Kusanagi Takeru-kun?
[07:33] Takeru
    Who's there?
[07:34] Nagaru
    I'm Hoshijiro, the student council president.
[07:38] Nagaru
    Ouch...
[07:40] Nagaru
    I guess it really does hurt,
    even with a bulletproof vest on.
[07:44] Takeru
    What are you talking about?
[07:45] Nagaru
    That doesn't matter right now.
[07:48] Nagaru
    Ouka-chan is in danger.
[07:51] Takeru
    Did something happen to her?
[07:52] Nagaru
    Please, I need your platoon's help.
[07:55] Fake-Ouka
    This won't do.
[07:59] Fake-Ouka
    Relic Eater owners are such a nuisance.
[08:03] Reima
    It looks like you've possessed her just fine.
[08:06] Fake-Ouka
    It's like having split personality disorder.
[08:09] Fake-Ouka
    Her soul is still in this world.
[08:14] Fake-Ouka
    I guess I'll have to activate
     the magic sooner than I thought.
[08:16] Reima
    Th-That wasn't part of the deal!
[08:18] Reima
    I transferred schools for you!
[08:22] Reima
    I did it because you promised to make
    this academy and the Inquisition mine!
[08:26] Reima
    That was the plan—
[08:29] Reima
    What are you doing?
[08:30] Fake-Ouka
    Get this straight, you piece of shit.
[08:33] Fake-Ouka
    I could've killed you whenever I wanted.
[08:36] Fake-Ouka
    The only reason I didn't
[08:38] Fake-Ouka
    is because having the Tenmyoji heir
    in my pocket could come in handy.
[08:44] Reima
    Let me go!
[08:45] Fake-Ouka
    Without me, you'd still be the school wimp,
     and not the executive committee chairman.
[08:51] Fake-Ouka
    Do you now understand
     who wears the pants around here?
[09:00] Fake-Ouka
    What a sorry excuse for a man.
[09:03] Fake-Ouka
    Rest assured.
[09:04] Fake-Ouka
    Most of the students are still alive.
[09:07] Fake-Ouka
    Once I'm finished here, the academy is yours.
[09:11] Fake-Ouka
    Just wait, my sweet little body...
[09:14] Fake-Ouka
    It's time to exact my revenge!
[09:17] Nagaru
    Mephisto wants her body back.
     The academy has it locked up.
[09:22] Nagaru
    She probably plans to take it by using a
    magical item to brainwash the students.
[09:29] Nagaru
    Kusanagi-kun?
[09:30] Takeru
    Just shut up for a minute.
[09:33] Takeru
    First, you got Ohtori caught up in this,
[09:36] Takeru
    and now you want us to save her?
[09:39] Mari
    Takeru...
[09:40] Takeru
    I'm not about to take orders from you.
[09:42] Takeru
    But I am gonna go save my comrade.
[09:44] Takeru
    That's all there is to it!
[09:46] Nagaru
    Understood. That's fine by me.
[09:49] Nagaru
    Just come back alive.
[09:52] Takeru
    Lapis. Are you there?
[09:54] Lapis
    Yes. I am always by your side.
[09:57] Takeru
    Do you know where Ohtori and Usagi are?
[09:59] Lapis
    I cannot locate Ohtori Ouka-sama,
[10:02] Lapis
    but I have found Saionji Usagi-sama.
[10:06] Lapis
    She is inside the church.
[10:07] Takeru
    The church...
[10:08] Takeru
    Mari, I want that magic spell lifted.
[10:12] Takeru
    Can you do that?
[10:13] Mari
    Who the hell do you think I am?
[10:22] (Flashback) Brother
    Whoa! Awesome!
[10:25] (Flashback) Young Usagi
    Brother! Don't touch that!
[10:28] (Flashback) Brother
    What's the big deal?
[10:32] (Flashback) Brother
    Come on, come on.
[10:33] (Flashback) Young Usagi
    Brother!
[10:36] (Flashback) Young Usagi
    No!
[10:46] (Flashback) Young Reima
    Hey, I heard...
[10:49] (Flashback) Young Reima
    You killed your big brother, didn't you?
[10:54] (Flashback) Young Reima
    Tell me, how did it feel
    when you killed him?
[10:57] (Flashback) Young Reima
    Did it feel good?
[10:58] (Flashback) Young Usagi
    No!
[11:01] (Flashback) Young Reima
    Spit it out.
[11:05] (Flashback) Young Reima
    I've made up my mind.
     From now on, you belong to me.
[11:16] Usagi
    R-Reima-sama?
[11:18] Usagi
    What are you doing?
[11:20] Reima
    What do you think? It's our wedding night.
[11:22] Usagi
    N-No!
[11:24] Reima
    You're beautiful, Usagi.
[11:26] Reima
    This wedding is for just the two of us.
[11:28] Usagi
    Please stop!
[11:30] Reima
    And here I was going to be gentle
    since it's your first time!
[11:37] Reima
    Now that's the Usagi I know!
[11:41] Reima
    All you need to do is fear and obey me!
[11:45] Reima
    Don't worry.
[11:47] Reima
    You're a worthless murderer,
[11:50] Reima
    but I will never abandon you.
[12:04] Usagi
    I want to go home.
[12:08] Usagi
    Don't leave me.
[12:13] (Flashback) Mari
    Come on! Hurry over here, Usagi-chan!
[12:16] (Flashback) Ouka
    Saionji, stop stalling.
[12:18] (Flashback) Ikaruga
    Come here already, Usagi.
[12:20] (Flashback) Takeru
    Hurry. That's an order.
[12:27] (Flashback) Takeru
    You're not alone.
[12:31] Usagi
    That's right. I must go home.
[12:34] Usagi
    I now have a place I can call home!
[12:37] Usagi
    Even bunnies have fangs, you know?!
[12:45] Usagi
    Don't think for a second that
     you can have your way with me!
[12:49] Reima
    How dare...
[12:52] Reima
    How dare you talk to me like that?!
[12:56] Reima
    I'll make you regret those words!
[13:02] Takeru
    Usagi!
[13:04] Usagi
    Kusanagi!
[13:07] Takeru
    Are you okay?
[13:10] Usagi
    I was so, so scared!
[13:14] Takeru
    Sorry, but it's not over yet.
[13:17] Takeru
    I want you to go help Mari.
[13:19] Usagi
    She's in danger?
[13:21] Takeru
    Ask Suginami for the details.
[13:23] Takeru
    We don't have time.
[13:24] Usagi
    What about you?
[13:26] Takeru
    I'm going to take care of that bastard.
[13:28] Usagi
    Please promise me.
[13:30] Usagi
    Promise that if I take care of Nikaido,
[13:32] Usagi
    you'll beat up that jerk for me!
[13:35] Takeru
    Yeah, I promise.
[13:37] Usagi
    And one more thing!
[13:40] Usagi
    If I manage to keep Nikaido safe, uh...
[13:43] Usagi
    P-Pat me on the head again.
[13:45] Takeru
    You can count on it.
[13:46] Usagi
    It's a promise!
[13:52] Reima
    Usagi!
[13:56] Takeru
    You're dealing with me.
[13:59] Takeru
    I'm going to make good on my promise!
SIGN    Saionji Usagi
[14:16] Usagi
    Why am I using my grandfather's rifle?
[14:18] Ikaruga
    Your usual rifle is too heavy.
[14:21] Ikaruga
    This one will suit your needs
    better for this mission.
[14:24] Ikaruga
    And you're familiar with it, too.
[14:26] Ikaruga
    If you shoot her with two
     of these special bullets,
[14:28] Ikaruga
    that should be enough
    to kill her disembodied soul.
[14:31] Ikaruga
    However, the body still
     belongs to someone else.
[14:34] Ikaruga
    Avoid their vitals.
[14:36] Ikaruga
    Can you do that?
[14:46] Mari
    Destroying the magic sequence comes first.
[14:50] Mari
    Let's do this!
[14:55] Fake-Ouka
    Nikaido! Are you okay?
[14:57] Fake-Ouka
    I was so worried about you!
    What's the situation?
[15:01] Fake-Ouka
    Nikaido?
[15:02] Fake-Ouka
    Answer me!
[15:07] Mari
    You need to brush up
     on your method acting.
[15:10] Mari
    That bitch would never worry about me.
[15:16] Fake-Ouka
    Oh, well. I guess the jig is up.
[15:19] Fake-Ouka
    Bye-bye.
[15:25] Mari
    They fell? Usagi-chan?!
[15:27] Mari
    They fell?!
[15:32] Fake-Ouka
    Shit!
[15:33] Fake-Ouka
    That's the girl Reima wanted.
[15:36] Fake-Ouka
    It was stupid of me to let
     that piece of shit handle things!
[15:40] Fake-Ouka
    Eat this!
[15:44] Fake-Ouka
    It's an instant charm.
[15:46] Usagi
    Not so fast!
[15:47] Fake-Ouka
    I'm kind of busy here.
[15:49] Fake-Ouka
    Go play with these other guys.
[15:53] Boys
    Usagi-chan...
[15:55] Fake-Ouka
    Well, bye-bye.
[15:57] Boys
    Usagi-chan...
[16:00] Usagi
    Wh-What is the meaning of this?!
[16:03] Usagi
    What's wrong with everybody tonight?
[16:05] Usagi
    Don't they respect the fragility
    of a young maiden's pure heart?!
[16:13] Takeru
    I dare you to say it one more time.
[16:16] Takeru
    I dare you to say Usagi belongs to you.
[16:20] Takeru
    Kusanagi double-edged art:
    Sleazebag Scare!
[16:32] Lapis
    Aren't you going to finish him off?
[16:34] Takeru
    Usagi didn't ask me to kill him.
[16:37] Takeru
    And I don't think he's worth killing anyway.
[16:40] Takeru
    We have bigger things to worry about.
[16:45] Mari
    Just a bit more...
[16:50] Fake-Ouka
    Oops, I missed!
[16:52] Fake-Ouka
    Well, let's give it another shot.
[16:58] Fake-Ouka
    Another Relic Eater?
[16:59] Mari
    Takeru?
[17:00] Takeru
    Sorry I'm late.
[17:02] Takeru
    You're going to give Ohtori back.
[17:05] Fake-Ouka
    Desiring with supreme ardor...
[17:09] Fake-Ouka
    Bring down the hammer against witches!
[17:13] Takeru
    How are you using Ohtori's Relic Eater?!
[17:19] Fake-Ouka
    Not too familiar with this Relic Eater, are we?
[17:23] Fake-Ouka
    It has the ability to pierce through
    any magic it knows the sequence of!
[17:29] Mari
    Takeru!
[17:30] Fake-Ouka
    Worry about yourself!
[17:32] Takeru
    Not on my watch!
[17:34] Fake-Ouka
    Look at you, holding out
     even without your Relic Eater.
[17:38] Fake-Ouka
    That girl's coming back...
[17:42] Fake-Ouka
    I just had a great idea.
[17:44] Fake-Ouka
    Mind if I test your bonds a little?
[17:49] Usagi
    Are you okay, Nikaido?
[17:52] Usagi
    Ohtori?
[17:53] Usagi
    Is it really you?
[17:55] Fake-Ouka
    That's right.
[17:56] Fake-Ouka
    Mephisto is currently inside of Kusanagi!
[18:10] Usagi
    Which is... real?
[18:14] Takeru
    Usagi.
[18:16] Takeru
    If you can't decide, then shoot me.
[18:18] Takeru
    Shoot me, and then shoot Ohtori.
[18:20] Usagi
    What are you saying?!
[18:21] Takeru
    Don't worry. Neither I nor Ohtori will die.
[18:25] Usagi
    Kusanagi...
[18:26] Fake-Ouka
    Saionji! Don't listen to him!
[18:29] Fake-Ouka
    Trust me!
[18:31] Takeru
    We trust you.
[18:33] Takeru
    So, please...
[18:35] Takeru
    Place your trust in us, too.
[18:38] Usagi
    Okay. Preparing to shoot!
[18:41] Fake-Ouka
    Stop it! I'm the real—
[18:43] Fake-Ouka
    Wh-What?!
[18:47] Fake-Ouka
    My body won't mo...
[18:50] Ouka
    I won't let you defile the name
    Ohtori Ouka any more!
[18:55] Ouka
    I heard everything. Your voice...
[18:59] Ouka
    And my friends' voices!
[19:00] Fake-Ouka
    Stay out of this! You lost to me already!
[19:10] Fake-Ouka
    Saionji! If you even slightly
    consider me a friend...
[19:13] Fake-Ouka
    Then shoot me!
[19:15] Usagi
    Roger!
[19:25] Usagi
    You won't escape.
[19:44] Takeru
    Ohtori! Answer me!
[19:46] Takeru
    Hey, Ohtori!
[19:48] Takeru
    Hey, wake up!
[19:50] Usagi
    Ohtori!
[19:51] Usagi
    S-Stay calm! W-We need to...
[19:54] Usagi
    m-massage her heart.
[19:55] Usagi
    Wait, no.
[19:57] Usagi
    Mouth-to-mouth?!
[19:58] Usagi
    Er, uh...
[20:05] Mari
    I did it!
[20:07] Mari
    Hey! Don't you die on me!
[20:09] Mari
    How am I supposed to boast to you?
[20:11] Ikaruga
    All right. Move it.
[20:18] Ikaruga
    She's got a pulse. She'll be fine.
[20:20] Ikaruga
    Anyone would faint after being shot
     by one of those bullets.
[20:24] Ouka
    I-I'm okay...
[20:27] Ouka
    I'm alive...
[20:29] Ouka
    So keep it down...
[22:04] Ouka
    How dare you touch me!
[22:10] Takeru
    Masters!
[22:11] Takeru
    You need to pay...
[22:15] Ikaruga
    I guess my plan had a fatal flaw.
[22:17] Ikaruga
    We may be smoking hot,
[22:19] Ikaruga
    but our personalities are revolting.
[22:23] Takeru
    Why am I in this hell...
[22:26] Ikaruga
    Oh, right. Usagi was calling for you.
[22:30] Takeru
    She was?
[22:33] Takeru
    U-Usagi...
[22:35] Takeru
    Why are you dressed like that?
[22:40] Usagi
    S-Suginami did this...
[22:44] Takeru
    Put something on first.
[22:46] Usagi
    Sorry you had to see something so unsightly.
[22:49] Takeru
    Uh, that's not it.
[22:51] Takeru
    It's more like I don't know where to look.
[22:59] Usagi
    Th-Thanks to you,
    the engagement has been broken off.
[23:03] Usagi
    And I am allowed to
     stay at the academy.
[23:06] Takeru
    Really?!
[23:07] Usagi
    And so... Um...
[23:10] Takeru
    I'm proud of you, Usagi.
[23:17] Sougetsu
    How reliable is this intel?
[23:19] Kurogane
    Not enough evidence to say for sure,
     but it's probably true.
[23:23] Sougetsu
    Well, let's start by calling
    Suginami-kun in here.
SIGN    Investigation Report on Lost Matri
[23:26] Sougetsu
    Tell her we need to talk about her family.
SIGN    Traitor

7 - Traitor

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[00:05] Ikaruga
    You wanted to see me?
[00:10] Sougetsu
    Look at this and tell me what you think.
SIGN    Lost Matrix Investigation Report
[00:13] Ikaruga
    What is this?
[00:15] Sougetsu
    A picture taken by our undercover spy
     at Alchemist Corporation.
[00:20] Sougetsu
    In the picture, you'll see a dark elf cell,
[00:23] Sougetsu
    a.k.a the Lost Matrix.
[00:26] Sougetsu
    Alchemist wants to use this to make weapons.
[00:31] Ikaruga
    Ridiculous.
[00:34] Ikaruga
    Be it dark elves, dragons, or whatever,
[00:37] Ikaruga
    no one has ever succeeded at
     cloning a legendary creature.
[00:41] Ikaruga
    And there aren't any cells left to research.
[00:45] Sougetsu
    Exactly.
[00:46] Sougetsu
    Even the Lost Matrix, which was preserved
    in the best condition known to man,
[00:50] Sougetsu
    is said to have gone missing four years ago.
[00:53] Sougetsu
    Judging from your surname, Suginami,
[00:56] Sougetsu
    I assume that before enrolling here,
[00:57] Sougetsu
    you were working at Alchemist as
     a genius researcher they created.
[01:03] Sougetsu
    You were what they call a designer child.
[01:08] Sougetsu
    Is there anything you'd like to tell me?
[01:11] Ikaruga
    I've already told you everything
     I know about Alchemist.
[01:15] Ikaruga
    Excuse me.
[01:19] Kurogane
    She clearly knows.
[01:20] Kurogane
    We should lock her up and make her
     tell us where the Lost Matrix is.
[01:24] Sougetsu
    Not only is that a barbaric idea,
    it's also utterly boring.
[01:28] Sougetsu
    I think we should wait and see what she does.
[01:31] Sougetsu
    The more cards we have to play
     against Alchemist, the better.
[01:36] Kurogane
    What are you thinking?
[01:37] Kurogane
    A trade? Blackmail?
[01:40] Kurogane
    All-out war?
[01:45] Sougetsu
    Who knows?
[01:46] Sougetsu
    But when the time comes, you may find that
    all three of those options are one and the same.
[01:53] Ikaruga
    Four years, huh? Time sure does fly.
[01:57] Ikaruga
    It's me.
[01:58] Ikaruga
    It's been a while. How've you been?
SIGN    Episode 7: "Traitor"
[03:32] Boy A
    Our platoon is in trouble!
[03:34] Boy A
    We don't have enough
     points to pass the year.
[03:36] Boy B
    We're almost there. We'll make it somehow.
[03:39] Boy C
    What's with that short bar?
[03:42] Boy B
    Oh, that's the Small Fry Platoon.
[03:46] Takeru
    There are fewer platoons than before.
[03:51] Mari
    And yet we're still dead last?
[03:53] Usagi
    What? Here to ridicule us?
[03:56] Mari
    Yep. I came to make fun of you, Usagi-chan.
[03:59] Usagi
    But you're in this platoon, too!
[04:01] Usagi
    You lack both responsibility and breasts!
[04:04] Mari
    What are you saying?
    I've got plenty of responsibility!
[04:07] Mari
    Wait, no! I meant I also have responsibility!
[04:08] (Flashback) Ouka
    So we really aren't doing too well, huh?
[04:11] Takeru
    I have no excuse.
[04:12] Ikaruga
    Kusanagi.
[04:14] Takeru
    Hey. Took you long enough.
    What were you doing?
[04:17] Ikaruga
    What was I doing?
[04:19] Ikaruga
    I could tell you,
[04:21] Ikaruga
    but are you sure you can handle the truth?
[04:25] Takeru
    Why are you spouting lines
     straight out of some dramatic scene?
[04:28] Ikaruga
    Your noble "I'll carry half your burden" line
[04:30] Ikaruga
    may have worked on them,
     but I won't go gaga over you so easily!
[04:35] Ouka
    Wh-Who's going gaga for whom?!
[04:38] Mari
    I mean, as if!
[04:39] Usagi
    That is the rudest thing you could say!
[04:41] Ikaruga
    Oh, how I envy you, lady killer.
[04:44] Takeru
    What the hell is with you right now?!
[04:46] Takeru
    We ought to be focusing on
     how we need more points!
[04:48] Ikaruga
    Shall I hack into the academy's database
[04:52] Ikaruga
    and find a shady mission for us?
[04:54] (Flashback) Takeru
    What are you...
[04:54] Usagi
    Please don't!
[04:57] Usagi
    The other test platoons are
     probably already aware of
[05:00] Usagi
    any cases in town that'd help us score points.
[05:03] Usagi
    I think the only place we can find
    anything worthwhile is at the border.
[05:07] Mari
    You guys underestimate the slums.
[05:10] Mari
    If you guys passed our security checkpoint,
    you'd be killed five times in under a minute.
[05:13] Ouka
    Every year, there's at least one
     freshman platoon which gets cocky,
[05:16] Ouka
    goes to the border,
     and gets completely wiped out.
[05:20] Usagi
    So our only option is to go after Mossie,
     the giant serpent in the ancient sewers!
[05:24] Ouka
    That's not real.
[05:26] Mari
    You really are a child.
[05:29] Mari
    Damn it!
[05:30] Takeru
    Not joining in?
[05:32] Ikaruga
    I'm not in the mood today.
[05:34] Mari
    You guys are no fun at all!
[05:38] Takeru
    This is terrifyingly bad.
[05:41] Ikaruga
    We show zero signs of progress.
[05:43] Ikaruga
    Nothing's changed at all.
[05:45] Ikaruga
    We're still the Small Fry Platoon.
[05:47] Takeru
    Been that way since it was just you and me.
[05:50] Ikaruga
    What do you mean,
    "since it was just you and me"?
[05:54] Ikaruga
    You make us sound like a married couple.
[05:59] Takeru
    Is teasing me really that much fun?
[06:02] Ikaruga
    Well, then.
[06:04] Ikaruga
    I'm taking a leave of absence
    from school for a while.
[06:07] Ikaruga
    Have fun.
[06:07] Usagi
    Huh?
[06:08] Mari
    Leave of absence?
[06:09] Ouka
    Why?
[06:10] Ikaruga
    I could tell you,
[06:13] Ikaruga
    but are you sure you can handle the tru—
[06:15] Takeru
    Enough of that already!
[06:19] Ikaruga
    Well, you kids,
[06:21] Ikaruga
    do your best even when I'm gone.
[06:25] Takeru
    Hey, wait!
[06:26] Ikaruga
    Bye-bye.
[06:38] (Flashback) Ikaruga
    Why didn't you draw your sword?
[06:42] (Flashback) Takeru
    On an unarmed opponent?
[06:45] (Flashback) Takeru
    My pride wouldn't allow that.
[06:48] (Flashback) Ikaruga
    You've got one strange sense of pride.
[06:52] (Flashback) Ikaruga
    You're amusing. I like you.
[06:56] (Flashback) Ikaruga
    I like people who stick out.
[07:00] Usagi
    What's wrong, Kusanagi?
[07:03] Takeru
    She just said bye-bye.
[07:06] Takeru
    That's the first time
    she's ever said good-bye.
[07:09] Mari
    What do you mean?
[07:10] Usagi
    Now that you mention it,
     Suginami has been acting strange today.
[07:21] Haunted
    Grief looks so stylish on a scientist's face.
[07:25] Haunted
    Right, Suginami Isuka-san?
[07:27] Isuka
    Grief? What is that?
[07:29] Haunted
    A marvelous emotion that
    brings out a woman's beauty.
[07:33] Haunted
    It truly is a sight to behold!
[07:36] Isuka
    Is that so? Not that I understand.
[07:39] Haunted
    It's like beholding a girl
    who was defiled and then ignored.
[07:43] Haunted
    Makes you want to take her in your arms.
[07:45] Isuka
    Do you want to take me?
[07:49] Isuka
    Feel free.
[07:51] Isuka
    Oh, and I say this, fully aware of the
     sexual connotations involved.
[07:54] Haunted
    No, thanks.
[07:55] Haunted
    I'm afraid I've gone limp.
[07:57] Haunted
    Are all of the Suginamis like you?
[08:01] Haunted
    Why don't you try enjoying a life
     more befitting of humans?
[08:04] Isuka
    Research is the only thing that interests us.
[08:07] Haunted
    So, did you manage to resurrect the elves?
[08:11] Isuka
    No. It ended in failure.
[08:12] Isuka
    I'm nowhere close to resurrecting dark elves.
[08:15] Haunted
    Why are you so obsessed with dark elves?
[08:19] Haunted
    I can't help but feel it stems
     from a deep-rooted hatred.
[08:23] Isuka
    Sorry to disappoint you,
[08:26] Isuka
    but I possess nothing of the sort.
[08:34] Haunted
    Then why did you betray Alchemist
[08:37] Haunted
    to join us in Valhalla?
[08:41] Isuka
    At the end of the day,
    Alchemist is a corporation.
[08:43] Isuka
    If I work here, I'm only allowed
    to create what they request of me.
[08:48] Haunted
    So when you ordered me to
     kill all the scientists here,
[08:53] Haunted
    it was not because of a grudge,
     but for a practical reason?
[08:57] Isuka
    Of course.
[08:58] Haunted
    Don't you have any regard for human lives?!
[09:02] Haunted
    I love people! I love killing people!
[09:05] Haunted
    That is why I kill!
[09:06] Isuka
    Wait. Why are you angry?
[09:09] Haunted
    I demand that you feel some
     kind of emotion when killing!
[09:12] Haunted
    Hatred, love, anger, anything.
[09:15] Haunted
    Otherwise, the people getting killed
     would be dying for nothing!
[09:20] Isuka
    I don't understand your rationale,
     but I didn't kill them.
[09:24] Isnua
    You did.
[09:27] Haunted
    What a fool I've been.
[09:29] Haunted
    I guess scientists and wizards
     really do mix like oil and water.
[09:33] Isuka
    Yes, but just as I need your organization,
[09:36] Isuka
    your organization also needs me.
[09:40] Isuka
    I will keep my promise.
[09:42] Isuka
    I will resurrect elves.
[09:47] Haunted
    Isuka-san, do you have a headache?
[09:50] Isuka
    It's nothing.
[09:51] Isuka
    Someone just leaked me information
     about the stolen Lost Matrix.
[09:55] Haunted
    Can you trust that information?
[09:58] Isuka
    Of course I can trust it.
[10:00] Isuka
    It was leaked by the thief herself.
[10:02] Isuka
    I know her well.
[10:04] Isuka
    She is my sister.
[10:13] Takeru
    Where did she go?
[10:14] Ouka
    Based on Suginami's lack
     of athletic ability,
[10:16] Ouka
    she shouldn't be able to evade us so easily.
[10:21] Mari
    She probably went underground.
[10:23] Usagi
    But I heard it's like a labyrinth in this area,
[10:26] Usagi
    thanks to the sewer and subway tunnels.
[10:29] Ouka
    What's the plan, Kusanagi?
[10:31] Takeru
    Follow her, obviously.
[10:33] Takeru
    If she's headed for the border,
    we can't let her go alone.
[10:37] Mari
    I've memorized the
     underground labyrinth's map.
[10:39] Usagi
    But how does that help us
     if we don't know Suginami's location?
[10:49] Lapis
    Are you in need of assistance, my host?
[11:04] Ikaruga
    I brought the Lost Matrix with me.
[11:07] Ikaruga
    So you'd better hold up your end of the deal.
[11:09] Isuka
    You want me to let you
     observe the experiments, right?
[11:13] Ikaruga
    Yeah. That.
[11:14] Isuka
    Coming back now doesn't mean
     you'll still have a place here, you know.
[11:18] Ikaruga
    I don't care.
[11:20] Ikaruga
    I'm only interested in resurrecting the elves.
[11:23] Isuka
    Then why did you steal it four years ago?
[11:25] Ikaruga
    If I had stayed at Alchemist,
[11:28] Ikaruga
    I would have just been executed.
[11:31] Ikaruga
    That's why I decided to leave and
     continue experimenting on the outside.
[11:36] Isuka
    You're lying.
[11:37] Isuka
    What's your real scheme?
[11:39] Ikaruga
    Say, don't you think this back-and-forth
    is a little pointless?
[11:42] Ikaruga
    You want the Lost Matrix.
[11:44] Ikaruga
    I want to go back.
[11:46] Ikaruga
    What's the problem?
[11:48] Isuka
    If you try to get in my way again,
[11:51] Isuka
    I will show you no mercy this time.
[12:01] Ikaruga
    An escort? How sweet of you.
[12:05] Takeru
    Why is this happening!
[12:08] Lapis
    My host, the location I gave you was correct.
[12:11] Usagi
    Why'd we end up
     walking in on a mafia trade?!
[12:13] Ouka
    Who was it that said that exit was safe?!
[12:16] Mari
    Come on! Give me a break!
    The last time I was here was six months ago!
[12:20] Usagi
    You useless oaf!
[12:21] Takeru
    Lapis! Do you have Suginami's signal?
[12:23] Lapis
    South-southeast. To the left.
[12:28] Takeru
    Mari!
[12:41] Ouka
    Kusanagi! Get Suginami!
[12:49] Takeru
    Are you okay?
[12:50] Ikaruga
    You followed me?
[12:51] Takeru
    You can complain all you want later.
[12:54] Takeru
    For now, we need to back them up!
[12:55] Ikaruga
    You guys can't deal with them.
[12:57] Takeru
    What are you saying?!
[12:58] Takeru
    Ohtori can handle it.
[13:00] Ouka
    Take Suginami and get...
[13:10] Takeru
    We're getting out of here. Can you stand?
[13:13] Takeru
    Are there any hiding places nearby?
[13:16] Takeru
    You wait right there.
[13:19] Ikaruga
    What about you?
[13:21] Takeru
    I need to go find the others.
[13:24] Takeru
    I lost communication...
[13:30] Ikaruga
    I'll take you to my safe house.
[13:33] Takeru
    That won't do.
[13:35] Ikaruga
    Shut up. Don't piss me off
    any more than you already have.
[13:39] Takeru
    Let me go. The others...
[13:41] Ikaruga
    You reap what you sow.
[13:44] Takeru
    You...
[13:56] Ikaruga
    Isuka? Sorry, plans went haywire.
[14:00] Isuka
    Is this a trap?
[14:02] Isuka
    You did a very foolish thing.
[14:04] Ikaruga
    Don't misunderstand. I just messed up.
[14:06] Ikaruga
    They're an Academy test platoon.
[14:09] Ikaruga
    They're my...
[14:11] Ikaruga
    ...acquaintances.
[14:12] Isuka
    You expect me to believe that?
[14:13] Ikaruga
    Then let me give you some advice.
[14:16] Ikaruga
    Hire better mercenaries next time!
[14:19] Ikaruga
    If any platoon members are killed,
[14:23] Ikaruga
    you can kiss the Lost Matrix goodbye.
[14:31] Sougetsu
    So you're saying these incidents
     weren't caused by Alchemist itself,
[14:36] Sougetsu
    but by its rogue fifth research facility?
[14:41] Suzaku
    Yes. Alchemist has never authorized elf research.
[14:45] Sougetsu
    As senior management,
     you can't just pass the buck.
[14:49] Suzaku
    I am quite aware of this.
[14:51] Suzaku
    As a token of our apology,
[14:53] Suzaku
    we'll provide you with 150
     of our latest dragoons for free.
[14:58] Suzaku
    It is my hope that they may aid you
     in crushing the fifth research facility.
[15:03] [Messenger] Phone
    Outside Line:
    
    Ohtori Sougetsu
[15:04] Sougetsu
    As far as crushing goes, we don't
    need your company's assistance.
[15:07] Suzaku
    Of course.
[15:09] Suzaku
    Please, destroy it thoroughly.
[15:12] Suzaku
    Alchemist looks forward to
     doing further business with you.
[15:19] Sougetsu
    Cheeky little vixen...
[15:23] Sougetsu
    This is an emergency.
[15:25] Sougetsu
    Gather all available witch hunters
     and knights at the front gate.
[15:29] Kurogane
    What's happening, Mr. Chairman?
[15:31] Sougetsu
    Oh, nothing.
[15:33] Sougetsu
    Just going to war.
[15:36] Usagi
    Wh-What's to become of me?
[15:39] Usagi
    Machines inspected every nook and cranny
     of my body, treating me like an object...
[15:42] Usagi
    Now I'll never be able to get married!
[15:44] Mari
    Jeez, how much of a prude are you?
[15:47] Ouka
    Never mind that.
[15:48] Ouka
    You were an information broker
     at the border, right?
[15:51] Ouka
    What is Alchemist scheming?
[15:54] Mari
    Just a hunch, but...
[15:56] Mari
    There was this rumor that Alchemist
     was trying to resurrect elves.
[16:01] Ouka
    Elves? Ridiculous.
[16:02] Ouka
    Utterly unrealistic.
[16:04] Mari
    I said it was a rumor, didn't I?
[16:06] Mari
    If that were possible, Alchemist would've
     taken control of the world by now.
[16:11] Mari
    It's just a pipe dream...
[16:12] Isuka
    No. It's not merely a pipe dream.
[16:14] Ouka
    Suginami?
[16:15] Ouka
    No... Who are you?
[16:17] Isuka
    I am Suginami Isuka.
[16:20] Isuka
    Ikaruga's sister.
[16:22] Ouka
    What?!
[16:23] Isuka
    I find it hard to believe that someone with her
     personality could fit in with normal people like you.
[16:29] Isuka
    Is it true?
[16:32] Isuka
    Are you really her friends?
[16:33] Isuka
    Or are you her pawns?
[16:36] Usagi
    We are her friends!
[16:37] Usagi
    I know her much better than you do, at least!
[16:42] Isuka
    Better than me?
[16:45] Isuka
    What can you possibly know about her?
[16:48] Isuka
    Like me, she is a weapon who is only
    nourished by her impulse for inquiry.
[16:54] Isuka
    She is only interested in things that stick out.
[16:57] Isuka
    She sees no value in anything that doesn't.
[16:59] Isuka
    That's the kind of girl she is.
[17:01] Usagi
    Don't lump her with you!
[17:04] Isuka
    Fine. Let me tell you just
    what kind of person she is.
[17:10] (Flashback) Scientist 1
    I heard she was disposed of last week.
[17:13] (Flashback) Scientist 2
    She wasn't very well-made for a Suginami.
[17:17] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    We transplanted a human brain into a griffin.
[17:20] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    Aren't we amazing?
[17:21] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    We also invented a mind-controlling gas
     that makes people kill each other.
[17:25] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    Praise us! Praise us!
[17:26] (Flashback) ---
    Praise us!
SIGN    Canary's
    House
[17:32] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    Hey, Isuka. What's a mother?
[17:35] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    The egg provider, right?
[17:38] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    Oh...
[17:39] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    Why would you ask me that?
[17:42] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    What's that book?
SIGN    Kanaria the Canary's
    House
[17:44] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    The sample that was brought
    here the other day had it.
[17:48] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    Is it a genetic engineering textbook?
[17:50] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    Is it about transplanting
     a bird's brain into a human?
[17:53] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    No, it's about a bird, left alone
     after the death of her mother,
[17:57] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    becoming a human and starting a family.
[18:00] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    It's a fairy tale. In other words,
     a story that teaches a moral lesson.
[18:04] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    Throw it out.
[18:06] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    If you're caught with it,
    you'll get more than a spanking!
[18:09] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    Hey, Isuka...
[18:11] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    What's family? What's friends?
[18:15] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    What's comrades?
[18:17] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    I don't know. That's outside my expertise.
[18:20] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    Isuka, this place is too cramped for me.
[18:30] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    A wood elf with no mana, eh?
[18:33] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    The resurrection has failed.
[18:35] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    Now I'll finally be thrown out.
[18:39] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    Ikaruga!
[18:42] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    You created this on purpose, didn't you?
[18:44] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    Were you hoping to be thrown out?!
[18:49] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    Do you realize what you've done?!
[18:58] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    So that's how this place works.
[19:05] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    Hey, what does sadness feel like?
[19:08] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    How do you feel about being
    killed as a test subject?
[19:18] (Flashback) Elf
    Mama!
[19:27] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    Kanaria.
[19:28] (Flashback) Wood elf
    Kanaria...
[19:30] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    That's right. Kanaria.
     That's your name.
[19:48] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    You are my other half.
[19:51] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    I need you, and you need me.
[19:55] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    Am I wrong?
[19:56] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    Isuka, let's run away together!
[20:00] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    All I want is to continue
    doing research with you here!
[20:03] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    Why doesn't that satisfy you?
[20:06] (Flashback) Announcer
    The Lost Matrix has just been
    stolen from within the facility.
[20:09] (Flashback) Announcer
    All units on red alert!
[20:11] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka
    What have you done?
[20:13] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    I'm sorry.
[20:14] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    Bye-bye, Isuka.
[20:26] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    Kanaria! We're leav—
[20:29] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga
    No way...
[20:41] Ikaruga
    There you have it. Everything I've done.
[20:45] Ikaruga
    I came to Anti-Magic Academy
[20:47] Ikaruga
    to keep the Lost Matrix away from Alchemist.
[20:50] Ikaruga
    I figured they couldn't attack
     an Inquisition institution.
[20:57] Takeru
    That's the first time you've
     ever talked about yourself.
[21:00] Ikaruga
    It's not like you ever asked me to.
[21:02] Ikaruga
    Even if you had,
    I wouldn't have told you anything.
[21:05] Takeru
    Figures.
[21:07] Ikaruga
    So now you know.
[21:09] Ikaruga
    That I'm a Suginami through and through.
[21:13] Ikaruga
    I'm honestly not sure if I have
     any sense of right or wrong.
[21:18] Takeru
    Then why did you leave the academy
     and come to the border by yourself?
[21:25] Takeru
    When you found out they were planning
    on resurrecting the dark elves,
[21:28] Takeru
    why did you attempt to cut a deal
    with them using the Lost Matrix?
[21:33] Takeru
    What do you really want?
[21:36] Ikaruga
    What would you do if I told you?
[21:39] Takeru
    I'd help.
[21:40] Ikaruga
    What if it's something bad?
[21:42] Takeru
    Then I'd stop you.
[21:47] Ikaruga
    You resembled me before.
[21:50] Ikaruga
    Being with you put me at ease.
[21:54] Ikaruga
    Do you understand
     where I'm going with this?
[21:57] Takeru
    Huh?
[21:59] Takeru
    Wh-What are you doing?
[22:01] Ikaruga
    This might be good-bye,
[22:03] Ikaruga
    so I want to experience it while I still can.
[22:06] Takeru
    Experience what?!
[22:08] Ikaruga
    Sex.
[22:09] (Flashback) Takeru
    Se—
SIGN    Two Alchemists

8 - Two Alchemists

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[00:01] Ikaruga
    You resembled me before.
[00:04] Ikaruga
    Being with you put me at ease.
[00:08] Ikaruga
    Do you understand
     where I'm going with this?
[00:13] Takeru
    Wh-What're you doing?
[00:15] Ikaruga
    This might be good-bye,
[00:17] Ikaruga
    so I want to experience it while I still can.
[00:20] Takeru
    Experience what?!
[00:22] Ikaruga
    Sex.
[00:23] Takeru
    Se—
[00:25] Ikaruga
    I don't really understand love and romance.
[00:27] Ikaruga
    But I do know what intercourse is,
    and I'm interested in it.
[00:31] Takeru
    This isn't something you do on a whim!
[00:34] Ikaruga
    A whim? How rude.
[00:35] Ikaruga
    I figured I wouldn't mind if it was with you.
[00:38] Takeru
    Yeah, that's what you call a whim!
[00:39] Ikaruga
    Come on! Just make love to me.
    You're a virgin, right?
[00:42] Takeru
    V-V... Why does that matter?!
[00:44] Ikaruga
    I'm also a virgin. Lucky you.
[00:47] Ikaruga
    We get to share a very special good-bye.
[00:49] Takeru
    Stop making fun of me!
[00:51] Takeru
    Wait. What do you mean, "good-bye"?
[00:56] Takeru
    Is that Alchemist?
[00:57] Ikaruga
    I was the one who summoned them.
[01:00] Ikaruga
    Sorry, but our first time will have to wait.
[01:03] Ikaruga
    This is where we part ways, Kusanagi.
[01:09] Ikaruga
    I love you, Takeru.
[01:12] Ikaruga
    So please, don't follow me.
[01:22] Takeru
    You... didn't... just...
[01:26] Ikaruga
    Bye-bye.
[01:36] Ikaruga
    You will hold up your end of the deal, right?
[01:39] Isuka
    That depends on you.
[01:40] Ikaruga
    If you break your promise,
[01:42] Ikaruga
    I will devote every fiber of my being
     to making your life a living hell,
[01:46] Ikaruga
    right until you take your very last breath.
SIGN    Episode 8: "Two Alchemists."
[03:35] Usagi
    What's the meaning of this?
[03:36] Usagi
    First, they capture us,
    and then they release us...
[03:39] Mari
    I skinned my knee!
[03:41] Ouka
    What's going on?
[03:47] Ouka
    Saionji? Where are you going?
[03:48] Usagi
    Back to rescue her.
[03:51] Usagi
    I'm sure Suginami is in there.
[03:53] Ouka
    How do you know?
[03:54] Usagi
    She must've found out we were captured,
[03:57] Usagi
    and used the Lost Matrix
    to negotiate our release.
[04:00] Ouka
    Wait, Saionji. How did you feel
    when you learned about her past?
[04:05] Mari
    Hey... Not now...
[04:06] Ouka
    I want to hear your opinion,
    since you've known her the longest.
[04:09] Ouka
    Do you trust her?
[04:13] Usagi
    Her trustworthiness,
[04:16] Usagi
    her past, and her research...
[04:18] Usagi
    None of that matters to me.
[04:21] Usagi
    All I care about is that she's around,
     as the person she is now.
[04:24] Usagi
    If she's in danger,
    I will go rescue her.
[04:28] Usagi
    If she's dabbling in crime,
    I will go slap her.
[04:31] Usagi
    Either way, I will bring Suginami
     back to by my side!
[04:41] Ouka
    Is that so?
[04:43] Ouka
    I hear your resolve, loud and clear.
[04:45] Mari
    Oh, well. Guess I'll tag along.
[04:53] Usagi
    Is it the enemy?
[04:55] Ouka
    No. Those are the Inquisition's Dragoons.
[05:12] Sougetsu
    Well, well.
    What are you kids doing here?
[05:16] Ouka
    What's the meaning of this?
[05:18] Sougetsu
    Can't you tell? We're going to war.
[05:24] Sougetsu
    By the way, where are Kusanagi-kun
    and Suginami-kun?
[05:28] Ouka
    We don't know.
[05:29] Ouka
    We lost them along the way.
[05:31] Sougetsu
    That's bad news.
[05:33] Sougetsu
    It's dangerous out there,
    so help yourselves.
[05:38] Sougetsu
    Feel free to use your Relic Eater, too.
[05:49] Lapis
    My host, what do you want to do?
[05:53] Takeru
    I want to save my comrades.
[05:55] Takeru
    Will you join me, Lapis?
[05:58] Lapis
    You needn't ask for my permission.
[06:01] Lapis
    As long as I reside within you,
[06:05] Lapis
    I'll help you fulfill your desires
    to the best of my ability.
[06:11] Lapis
    All systems green. Precision: 100%.
[06:18] Lapis
    Witch hunter transformation, complete.
[06:21] Takeru
    Desiring with supreme ardor!
[06:24] Takeru
    Bring down the hammer against witches!
[06:30] Lapis
    Now, let our rampage begin.
[06:45] Takeru
    Lapis, do you know where Suginami
     and the elf research facility are located?
[06:50] Lapis
    I'm sensing powerful anti-magic material
     on the top floor of the tower.
[06:54] Lapis
    I believe they're both up there.
[06:59] Takeru
    Roger. By the way, Lapis.
[07:01] Lapis
    What is it?
[07:02] Takeru
    Can you fly?
[07:05] Lapis
    Do you mean that in a literal sense?
[07:07] Takeru
    Yes.
[07:08] Lapis
    I have no wings, so flight is impossible.
[07:12] Lapis
    However, I can glide
     after making a high jump.
[07:15] Takeru
    Really? You're awesome!
[07:18] Lapis
    My host...
[07:19] Lapis
    Please do not praise me.
[07:22] Takeru
    Why?
[07:23] Lapis
    It makes me blush.
[07:26] Takeru
    So you do have a cute side.
[07:29] Takeru
    That's pretty surprising—
[07:29] (Flashback) Lapis
    Moving on.
[07:38] Sougetsu
    This atmosphere really takes me back.
[07:41] Sougetsu
    The smell of blood, gunpowder, and iron...
[07:44] Sougetsu
    This is what humanity's all about.
[07:48] Sougetsu
    Well, then.
[07:49] Sougetsu
    The man in charge must
     always lead from the front.
[07:53] Sougetsu
    And yet, he must be the last to die.
[08:13] Sougetsu
    Now, my dear heretics.
[08:15] Sougetsu
    How would you non-witches
     like to be punished?
[08:20] Sougetsu
    No need to hold back.
[08:23] Sougetsu
    Come. Grant their wishes.
[08:27] Sougetsu
    Innocentius.
[08:39] Ouka
    Don't space out, Kusanagi!
[08:41] Takeru
    Ohtori? How'd you get here?
[08:44] Ouka
    Right back at you.
[08:46] Usagi
    Kusanagi! You're okay?
[08:48] Takeru
    Where are you guys?
[08:50] Usagi
    Atop the outer wall.
[08:52] Usagi
    We'll cover you from up here.
[08:54] Takeru
    Okay. I'm counting on you.
[08:57] Ouka
    If inquisitors find out that Suginami
     took part in experiments involving elves,
[09:01] Ouka
    it's very likely they'll arrest her on the spot.
[09:05] Ouka
    We'd better get the truth out of her
     before that happens.
[09:10] Takeru
    I'll be the vanguard.
[09:11] Takeru
    Ohtori, you pick off enemies from behind me.
[09:14] Ouka
    Got it.
[09:16] Takeru
    Usagi, you cover us.
[09:18] Takeru
    Mari, take care of Usagi.
[09:19] Usagi
    O-Okay! Any time!
[09:21] Mari
    Aye aye, sir!
[09:27] Takeru
    35th Test Platoon...
[09:29] Takeru
    Move out!
SIGN    Suginami
SIGN    Ikaruga
[09:43] Isuka
    Does it bring back memories, Ikaruga?
[09:46] Ikaruga
    Not really.
[09:47] Isuka
    Every time I look at this,
[09:49] Isuka
    I clearly remember
     the hatred I felt that day.
[09:53] Isuka
    If only you hadn't run off
    with the Lost Matrix,
[09:56] Isuka
    I could have made so much
     more progress by now.
[09:59] Isuka
    Together with you.
[10:01] Isuka
    Why did you betray me?
[10:03] Ikaruga
    I wasn't trying to betray you.
[10:06] Ikaruga
    I just wanted out.
[10:09] Ikaruga
    That book made me feel like
     the outside world had lots to offer.
[10:13] Ikaruga
    Lots more interesting than a life
     of merely developing weapons.
[10:17] Isuka
    Did you find what you were looking for?
[10:19] Ikaruga
    Yes. Just one thing.
[10:21] Isuka
    What was it?
[10:22] Ikaruga
    Youth, I suppose?
[10:25] Isuka
    No...
[10:27] Isuka
    Do you have any idea how much I've lost because
     you ran off in pursuit of such an unscientific concept?
[10:32] Isuka
    My facial expressions have been restricted,
[10:34] Isuka
    and if I feel any unnecessary emotions,
    intense pain shoots through my brain.
[10:37] Isuka
    The higher ups redesigned me to be this way!
[10:41] Ikaruga
    They redesigned you?
[10:42] Ikaruga
    Why? That doesn't make sense.
[10:44] Ikaruga
    You were talented and obedient.
[10:46] Ikaruga
    Wait, don't tell me...
[10:47] Isuka
    It's all your fault, obviously!
[10:51] Isuka
    But it doesn't matter now.
SIGN    Kanaria the Canary's
    House
[10:53] Isuka
    If I succeed in resurrecting elves,
[10:55] Isuka
    Valhalla will take me in.
[10:58] Isuka
    And I can finally escape this hell.
[11:00] Isuka
    Now hand over the Lost Matrix.
[11:04] Ikaruga
    You know, Isuka, I came
     back here for two reasons.
[11:08] Ikaruga
    One was to stop the resurrection of elves.
[11:11] Ikaruga
    The other was to get you out of here.
[11:16] Isuka
    What are you saying?!
[11:17] Isuka
    That's completely illogical!
[11:19] Isuka
    It has no basis in reality!
[11:21] Ikaruga
    I still regret not taking you
     with me four years ago.
[11:27] Ikaruga
    If I hadn't left you behind, the elf
     project would've been canceled.
[11:31] Isuka
    Who do you think you are?!
[11:33] Ikaruga
    But isn't my way of thinking more rational?
[11:37] Ikaruga
    With the Lost Matrix gone,
[11:39] Ikaruga
    the experiments could only continue
     because you were around.
[11:42] Ikaruga
    Besides...
[11:43] Ikaruga
    When I lived here, we made
    this place home for each other.
[11:50] Ikaruga
    So please, can't we go back...
[11:52] Isuka
    Screw you!
[11:54] Isuka
    I don't need you anymore!
[11:57] Isuka
    You are my enemy!
[11:59] Isuka
    I will destroy the world to save myself.
[12:02] Isuka
    And I don't need your help!
[12:04] Ikaruga
    That's too bad.
[12:06] Ikaruga
    Destroying the world means
     destroying my home,
[12:10] Ikaruga
    so you'll become my enemy.
[12:12] Isuka
    Home, my ass!
[12:17] Isuka
    Hand over the Lost Matrix! Now!
[12:20] Ikaruga
    Are you blind?
[12:22] Ikaruga
    Can't you tell that you've been looking
     at elf cells the entire time?
[12:26] Isuka
    What?
[12:27] Ikaruga
    This right here is the philosopher's stone.
[12:30] Ikaruga
    The ultimate goal of magic and science.
[12:32] Ikaruga
    An object of pure fiction.
[12:34] Ikaruga
    Also known as nanomachines.
[12:36] Ikaruga
    What if modern science was
     capable of creating it in real life?
[12:41] Isuka
    That's... impossible. It can't be!
[12:43] Ikaruga
    Isuka, you fail as a scientist.
[12:46] Ikaruga
    The moment you say the word "impossible,"
[12:49] Ikaruga
    you set yourself up for failure.
[12:51] Isuka
    Did you use nanomachines to
     resequence your own DNA?
[12:56] Ikaruga
    Exactly.
[13:04] Isuka
    You really can't fight the Suginami blood
     flowing through your veins, can you?!
[13:07] Isuka
    You're insane!
[13:08] Ikaruga
    Maybe I am.
[13:13] Ikaruga
    Mana sure is amazing.
[13:15] Ikaruga
    With enough capacity,
    one can even create antimatter.
[13:18] Isuka
    Don't do it!
[13:19] Ikaruga
    I'll destroy every inch of this rotten place.
[13:24] Ikaruga
    I will save you.
[13:26] Isuka
    Stop...
[13:27] Isuka
    My head hurts.
[13:29] Ikaruga
    You'll be fine. I'll fix you.
[13:31] Isuka
    You're the reason I'm like this!
[13:33] Ikaruga
    Yes, I am.
[13:35] Isuka
    You're the one who decided to leave.
[13:37] Ikaruga
    Yes, I am.
[13:38] Isuka
    You're the one who took
     my home away from me.
[13:41] Ikaruga
    Yes, I am.
[13:43] ---
    Ikaruga...
[13:46] Isuka
    I...
[13:49] Haunted
    I cannot hold back anymore!
[13:52] Haunted
    Isuka-san, why did you hide
     such intense emotions from me?!
[14:04] Ouka
    Vlad! Why is your firepower going down?
[14:06] Vlad
    I'm not being provided nearly enough mana.
[14:08] Vlad
    If you want more firepower,
    form a contract with me.
[14:14] Takeru
    Lapis!
[14:15] Takeru
    How much mana have we got left?
[14:17] Lapis
    We will run out of mana
    and shut down in ten minutes.
[14:19] Takeru
    Roger!
[14:23] Takeru
    You saved me, Usagi.
[14:24] Usagi
    You're moving too fast!
[14:26] Takeru
    Sorry! What's your ammo situation?
[14:28] Mari
    Down to two magazines left.
[14:30] Mari
    Will this be enough?
[14:42] Haunted
    What a moving display of sisterly love.
[14:44] Haunted
    The look of despair on
     your faces was beautiful!
[14:58] Takeru
    Suginami!
[15:06] Ikaruga
    Sit tight. I'll heal you using nanomachines.
[15:14] Isuka
    Just give up.
[15:16] Isuka
    Your nanomachines are imperfect...
[15:20] Isuka
    Kanaria is still alive...
[15:22] Isuka
    Valhalla has her...
[15:25] Isuka
    So you must...
[15:29] Isuka
    Live on.
[15:31] Ikaruga
    I'm sorry, Isuka...
[15:33] Isuka
    From now on, we'll be together forever...
[15:50] Haunted
    Oh, man.
[15:52] Haunted
    What a terrifying display of power.
[15:54] Haunted
    I think I like you.
[15:57] Haunted
    Ikaruga-san, won't you join me?
[16:00] Haunted
    Isuka-san already taught me how to
     resurrect elves and develop Dragoons,
[16:05] Haunted
    so I didn't need her anymore.
[16:07] Haunted
    Now it's your turn, Ikaruga-san.
[16:09] Ikaruga
    Up yours, asshole!
[16:15] Haunted
    Then you leave me no choice.
[16:18] Haunted
    Isuka-san left you a little parting gift.
[16:20] Haunted
    Hope you enjoy it.
[16:34] Lapis
    My host.
[16:36] Lapis
    That is a dragon.
[16:41] Takeru
    Lapis! Redirect all
    strengthening magic to my legs!
[16:43] Takeru
    I'm jumping!
[16:44] Lapis
    As you wish.
[16:48] Takeru
    Suginami!
[16:51] Takeru
    Suginami!
[16:52] Ikaruga
    Kusanagi...
[16:54] Takeru
    Thank god you're safe.
[16:56] Takeru
    Lapis, is the analysis complete?
[16:58] Lapis
    Judging from its appearance
     and mana reserves,
[17:01] Lapis
    it's probably a wyvern.
[17:04] Lapis
    One-on-one, you stand a
     mere 0.4% chance of victory.
[17:08] Takeru
    What? Just 0.4%?!
[17:11] Ikaruga
    Your Relic Eater is pretty useless.
[17:15] Takeru
    H-Hey, don't make her mad.
[17:18] Ikaruga
    It'd be one thing if that were
     an actual dragon with an actual body,
[17:22] Ikaruga
    but isn't that just a machine?
    It can be destroyed.
[17:26] Sougetsu
    A dragon, eh?
[17:28] Sougetsu
    Another blast from the past...
[17:30] Sougetsu
    Well, Kusanagi-kun. What's your move?
[17:50] Ouka
    Kusanagi!
[17:51] Takeru
    Yeah!
[18:01] Usagi
    Anti-ballistic rail cannon...
[18:05] Ikaruga
    Aim for the flight engine
    in the dragon's spine.
[18:08] Ikaruga
    If you destroy that, his own weight
    will prevent him from moving.
[18:13] Ikaruga
    Keep in mind that you can
     only fire five shots in one go.
[18:24] Ikaruga
    Reload at once!
[18:25] Ikaruga
    Kusanagi has its attention,
    so now's your chance!
[18:42] (Flashback) Takeru
    I'm counting on you, Usagi.
[18:57] Takeru
    Usagi!
[19:02] Takeru
    Damn—
[19:04] Ikaruga
    One shot wasn't enough?
[19:18] Takeru
    Stop it!
[19:21] Takeru
    Damn it! Why, you!
[19:24] Lapis
    We're out of mana. Shutting down.
[19:29] Takeru
    Will I...
[19:32] Takeru
    lose someone else again?
[19:39] Mari
    Hey! Don't you guys forget about me!
[19:43] Mari
    Takeru, take my mana!
[19:52] Takeru
    Unicorn Lance!
[19:59] Takeru
    Lapis, put every last drop of mana
     into the next blow!
[20:03] Lapis
    Roger.
[20:05] Lapis
    Flexible Material, full burst.
[20:09] Takeru
    Kusanagi double-edged art:
[20:11] Takeru
    Rain Dragon...
[20:12] Takeru
    Dashing Strike!
[20:13] Takeru
    Go down... Go down...
[20:16] Takeru
    Go down!
[22:10] Mari
    What d'you think of my
     heroic acts to save the day?
[22:14] Mari
    I order you to call me
     Mari-sama from now on!
[22:16] Usagi
    I order you to be quiet!
[22:18] Ouka
    You stupid fuel tank!
[22:20] Mari
    Hey, what does that even mean?!
[22:21] Ouka
    Exactly what you think it means,
[22:23] Ouka
    you red poly gas tank!
[22:24] Mari
    My mana is not gasoline!
[22:26] Ouka
    You belong at a gas station!
[22:27] (Flashback) Takeru
    Not joining in?
[22:29] Ikaruga
    I'd rather sit here and watch.
    It's more relaxing.
[22:32] Ikaruga
    Now I've gained something to fight for, too.
SIGN    Kanaria the Canary's
    House
[22:36] Takeru
    Then talk to us next time.
[22:40] Takeru
    We're not entirely useless, you know.
[22:44] Ikaruga
    Did you know that there are a lot of girls in this world
     who can't stand being patted on the head?
[22:49] Takeru
    Oh... S-Sorry.
[22:54] Ikaruga
    Never mind. Pat my head some more.
[22:57] Takeru
    O-Okay.
[23:14] Takeru
    I know that you hate how I offer
     to carry people's burdens for them,
[23:19] Takeru
    but at least burden me with your tears.
    I can carry that much.
[23:24] Ikaruga
    I'm not crying...
[23:26] Ikaruga
    Idiot.
[23:30] Takeru
    You're so stubborn.
SIGN    Crazy Summer Time

9 - The 35th Drunken Platoon

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SIGN    Freshmen 35th Test Platoon
[00:01] Ouka
    An undercover operation?
[00:03] Ikaruga
    Yes. A magic artifact seller
[00:06] Ikaruga
    who got arrested confessed that
    an illegal magic artifact trade
[00:10] Ikaruga
    will happen tonight.
[00:11] Usagi
    So we go undercover
    and get the criminal, right?
[00:15] Usagi
    It's a great chance to get points quick.
[00:19] Ouka
    Then let's prepare for the operation at once.
[00:22] Ikaruga
    I know that I just gave you this tip,
[00:24] Ikaruga
    but I don't think you guys are up to it.
[00:27] Ouka
    Don't underestimate me.
[00:29] Ouka
    I've done undercover work many times.
[00:31] Ouka
    It won't be a problem.
[00:32] Ikaruga
    Really? I think you, in particular, should
[00:35] Ikaruga
    really consider dropping out.
[00:38] Ouka
    Suginami... Are you trying to insult me?
[00:41] Ouka
    If you insult me like that,
    I'm going to complete this mission without fail.
[00:45] Ikaruga
    Then I won't stop you. Well, have fun.
[00:49] Ikaruga
    The place you'll be infiltrating is...
[00:51] Man
    Hi, there!
SIGN    Episode 9: "The 35th Drunken Platoon"
[02:31] Usagi
    N-Nice to meet you.
[02:33] Usagi
    I'm Usagi.
[02:35] Mari
    And I'm Mari!
[02:36] Guest A
    Usagi-chan and Mari-chan, eh?
[02:39] Guest B
    You're both really cute.
[02:41] Guest C
    Have something to drink.
[02:43] Usagi
    Orange juice, please.
    We are presently on duty.
[02:46] Guest A
    On duty?
[02:47] Guest B
    Oh, so you're acting like you're underage.
[02:50] ---
    Nice.
[02:52] Guest C
    And what's your name, sweetie?
[02:54] Ouka
    O-Ohtori.
[02:56] Usagi
    Ohtori, don't be so standoffish.
[02:59] Usagi
    You'll blow our cover!
[03:00] Ouka
    Y-Yeah, I know!
[03:03] Ouka
    Now I realize how stupid I was
    to let Suginami bait me.
[03:08] Ouka
    Now I have to deal with these moronic men?!
[03:12] Ouka
    Ending this operation swiftly is my only hope.
[03:15] Guet A
    Wow! You've got big boobs, babe.
[03:18] Ouka
    You bastard!
[03:19] Guest A
    I'm a guest! How dare you call me a bastard!
[03:21] Ouka
    What's wrong with calling
    such a shameless oaf a bastard!
[03:26] Ouka
    Kusanagi!
[03:28] Takeru
    My apologies, sir.
[03:30] Takeru
    This is her first day.
[03:33] Guest
    Oh, fine. Whatever.
[03:35] Takeru
    I'm used to working late-night jobs.
[03:37] Takeru
    Leave the difficult customers to me.
[03:38] Hostess A
    Hey, guy in the vest,
    get me another bottle.
[03:42] Takeru
    Right away, Miss!
[03:46] Hostess B
    I broke my glass!
[03:47] Takeru
    My apologies. I'll clean it right up.
[03:50] Man
    That was really awesome!
[03:51] Takeru
    Seira-san, if you would accompany me.
[03:53] Hostess C
    Okay! I'll be right back.
[04:02] Usagi
    Kusanagi looked reliable for a moment...
[04:06] Mari
    This might be his calling.
[04:08] Ouka
    I thought swordplay was all he was good for.
[04:16] Takeru
    That guest at table #4...
[04:18] Takeru
    Keep your eyes on him.
[04:19] Both
    Roger.
[04:24] Man
    Yeah, it really was great.
[04:37] Hostess C
    You're too drunk.
[04:40] Sketchy guest
    Today's your birthday, right?
[04:42] SG
    I brought you a present,
    so be my girl tonight.
[04:45] SG
    Um...
[04:49] Ouka
    You bastard!
[04:50] Ouka
    Where do you think you're touching?!
[04:55] Usagi
    So he was our guy?
[04:56] Mari
    Huh? But we haven't seen
    the magic artifacts yet.
[05:00] Takeru
    Anyway, just cover Ohtori.
[05:02] Takeru
    This is the Inquisition!
[05:03] Takeru
    You're under arrest on suspicion
    of illegal trade in magic artifacts!
[05:09] Usagi
    It's just... a game system.
[05:12] SG
    She... wanted this.
[05:15] Ouka
    Huh?
[05:16] Other guests
    What is the Inquisition doing here?!
[05:20] Mari
    Wait... Is he the criminal?
[05:23] Takeru
    N-Never mind. Just arrest him!
[05:25] Takeru
    This is the Inquisition!
[05:27] Takeru
    You're under arrest on suspicion
    of illegal trade in magic artifacts!
[05:31] Other guest
    I'm sorry!
[05:33] OG
    It was just an impulse!
[05:38] Ouka
    Sorry... I messed up.
[05:41] Takeru
    W-Well, no helping it now...
[05:44] Usagi
    She's a girl.
[05:46] Usagi
    Any one of us would have been just
    as angry to have our bottoms touched.
[05:49] Mari
    But I think shooting live ammunition
[05:51] Mari
    was a bit extreme.
[05:54] Ikaruga
    Aw, man... If we take a penalty over this,
[05:58] Ikaruga
    we'll lose what few points we have.
[06:06] Takeru
    Do you know what this magic artifact is?
[06:08] Ikaruga
    It's made of low-grade
    magic absorption materials.
[06:11] Ikaruga
    It's just silver.
[06:13] Ikaruga
    No seals are stamped on it.
[06:16] Ikaruga
    It hasn't undergone any magical treatments.
[06:19] Mari
    Not to mention its magic is so weak
    that I can't make out its type.
[06:23] Mari
    But in any case, I don't think
    it's a significant magic artifact.
[06:27] Usagi
    So this turned out to be
    another F-rank magic artifact.
[06:31] Usagi
    We'd be lucky to get five points out of this.
[06:34] Takeru
    But we get double points
    for investigating it ourselves,
[06:37] Takeru
    so that's a bit better.
[06:39] Takeru
    We'll be able to make up for the penalty.
[06:41] Ouka
    W-Will we be okay?
[06:44] Ouka
    Isn't it dangerous to have it appraised?
[06:46] Ikaruga
    Well, we wouldn't be
    in this mess in the first place
[06:49] Ikaruga
    if somebody hadn't gone berserk.
[06:53] Ouka
    I really do feel sorry about what I did.
[06:56] Ikaruga
    If you think feeling sorry changes anything,
[06:59] Ikaruga
    you're still a widdle kid.
[07:04] Ikaruga
    We need conclusive evidence before
    we can get a certificate of authenticity.
[07:08] Ikaruga
    I guess I'll have to test it.
[07:11] Ouka
    Wh-What are you doing?
[07:13] Ikaruga
    I'll be fine.
[07:15] Ikaruga
    He was going to give this ring
[07:17] Ikaruga
    to a girl he liked, right?
[07:20] Ikaruga
    So the worst case scenario is it
    makes me fall in love with someone.
[07:23] Mari
    Stop it. That's plenty scary.
[07:26] Ikaruga
    We'll be okay.
[07:27] Ikaruga
    I'll probably just squeeze Usagi's big boobs
[07:30] Ikaruga
    or lick your flat chest all day.
[07:33] Mari
    How is that okay?!
[07:36] Ikaruga
    Fine. Then who's gonna test it out?
[07:38] Usagi
    Wh-What is it, Nikaido?
[07:40] Usagi
    Please don't squeeze it so hard.
[07:43] Mari
    What about you, Usagi-chan?
[07:44] Mari
    You could let it go, you know!
[07:47] Ouka
    You bastards!
[07:48] Ouka
    I hope that "Inquisitor hopefuls"
    like you won't
[07:51] Ouka
    act like the criminals we arrest!
[07:54] Takeru
    Whoops!
[08:01] Takeru
    Oh, crap!
[08:07] Takeru
    Ouch.
[08:15] Takeru
    Usagi? Are you okay?
[08:21] Usagi
    Kushanagi, what's wong?
[08:26] Takeru
    Usagi-san?
[08:27] Usagi
    Aw... Why?
[08:28] Usagi
    Why are you being so formal?
[08:31] Usagi
    I want you to call me "Usagi"
[08:34] Usagi
    wike you awways do.
[08:38] Takeru
    Ouch! What are you doing?
[08:42] Usagi
    Kushanagi, you smell good,
[08:45] Usagi
    wike awways.
[08:47] Usagi
    I wove dis smell vewy,
[08:51] Usagi
    vewy much.
[08:53] Takeru
    Hey?! What are you...
[08:56] ---
    
[09:01] Mari
    Why?
[09:03] Mari
    Why you gotta be wike dis, Takeru?
[09:06] Mari
    You've already got me!
[09:07] Mari
    Why are you flirting with Usagi-chan?
[09:11] Takeru
    Ouch! Ow, ow! Stop it!
[09:11] Mari
    Takeru, you stupid head!
[09:13] ---
    Stupid head! Stupid head!
[09:14] Takeru
    Are you guys drunk or something?
[09:17] Mari
    Yeah, I know. I know...
[09:19] Mari
    I'm smaller than she is.
[09:22] Mari
    And I know you
[09:25] Mari
    like 'em big, Takeru.
[09:30] Mari
    B-But listen!
[09:32] Mari
    Everyone says I don't have boobs,
[09:35] Mari
    but I've got 'em!
[09:38] Mari
    Yeah, they're small, but...
[09:39] Mari
    They're very, very small,
[09:42] Mari
    but I've still got 'em!
[09:45] Takeru
    Mari? Mari-san?
[09:48] Takeru
    Why are you suddenly
     unbuttoning your jacket?
[09:50] Takeru
    I didn't even mention your chest, did I?
[09:54] Mari
    See?
[09:55] Mari
    I've got 'em.
[09:57] Takeru
    No, no, no. Just hold on!
[10:04] Mari
    Why are you hiding them?
[10:06] Mari
    I knew it. You don't even wanna
[10:08] Mari
    look at my boobs!
[10:14] Ouka
    Kusanagi!
[10:15] Ouka
    Why do you look so dejected?
[10:18] Ouka
    Jeez. I'm asking you
[10:21] Ouka
    how you can look so dejected
    when I'm laughing so hard!
[10:26] Ouka
    Answer me, Kusanagi!
[10:29] Ouka
    Your skin is so smooth, Kusanagi!
[10:32] Ouka
    It's almost like a girl's!
[10:35] Takeru
    Whoa! Not so close!
[10:39] Takeru
    Don't lick my cheek!
[10:42] Ouka
    What? You don't like it?
[10:45] Takeru
    I don't dislike it. But...
[10:49] Ouka
    Then don't you dare complain!
[10:53] Takeru
    I'm surrounded by crying drunks
    and laughing drunks...
[10:57] Takeru
    No way. This can't be true?
[10:59] Takeru
    No...
[11:00] Takeru
    But you're a magic artifact...
[11:04] Lapis
    Hic...
[11:06] Ikaruga
    So it was a ring of drunkenness...
[11:09] Ikaruga
    Didn't see that coming.
[11:12] Takeru
    Thank goodness you're sober, Suginami.
[11:15] Ikaruga
    Sober? Do I look sober to you?
[11:19] Ikaruga
    Oh, widdle Kusanagi...
[11:22] Ikaruga
    Can you handle me?
[11:28] Ikaruga
    Looks like...
[11:30] Ikaruga
    I got drunk, too...
[11:55] Mari
    They're upset because summer
    won't end at their local beach?
[11:58] Ouka
    Apparently, ever since the beach
    opened to the public this year,
[12:01] Ouka
    summer won't stop.
[12:04] Usagi
    We're going to investigate the cause,
[12:06] Usagi
    since it's probably either
    an installed magic artifact
[12:08] Usagi
    or a witch's doing.
[12:10] Mari
    Temporary weather manipulation is one thing,
[12:13] Mari
    but locking in a season?
[12:15] Mari
    That's kind of impossible,
    even for highly skilled witches.
[12:18] Mari
    Don't you think it's just a hoax?
[12:20] Ikaruga
    Summer...
[12:21] Ikaruga
    If this is true, it's awful.
[12:24] Ikaruga
    Why would someone feel the need
[12:27] Ikaruga
    to extend the season I hate the most?
[12:29] Ikaruga
    They should just die.
[12:31] Takeru
    Well, we'll find out as soon as we get there.
[12:34] Takeru
    Since we get to take a long trip,
    we might as well have some fun with it.
[12:45] Ouka
    It's summer.
[12:47] Takeru
    Yeah, it's summer.
[12:49] Mari
    This is summer.
[12:50] Usagi
    Summer, indeed.
[12:51] Ikaruga
    They should just die.
[12:54] Ouka
    First, let's start investigating the shore.
[12:57] Ouka
    There might be something there.
[12:59] All
    Okay!
[12:59] Ikaruga
    They should just die....
SIGN    Episode 9.5: "Crazy Summer Time"
[13:03] Mari
    Yahoo!
[13:07] Mari
    It's so rejuvenating!
[13:10] Ouka
    You bastard! What are you doing?
[13:12] Mari
    Huh?
[13:13] Mari
    Well, I'm...
[13:14] Mari
    T-Technically, I'm not
    part of the platoon, right?
[13:18] Mari
    So I figured cheering you
    guys on from the sidelines
[13:20] Mari
    would put me at a perfect distance.
[13:25] Usagi
    Sorry I'm late! I took
    too long getting changed.
[13:29] Usagi
    How's the water?
[13:32] Usagi
    Is it cold?
[13:35] Ouka
    Saionji!
[13:36] Ouka
    Try running more calmly!
[13:38] Ouka
    Even in a one-piece suit,
    you could still fall out of that top!
[13:41] Ouka
    Wait! That's not the issue here.
[13:43] Ouka
    Why have you joined the slackers?!
[13:46] Mari
    Oh, see how they jiggle!
[13:49] Mari
    They jiggle in such a sublime way!
[13:53] Ouka
    Is this your doing, Suginami?
[13:54] Ouka
    We're here on a mission.
[13:57] Ouka
    Stop messing around!
[14:00] Ikaruga
    Here.
[14:01] Ikaruga
    Pick whichever one you like.
[14:12] Ouka
    I-It's not what you think.
[14:14] Ouka
    I figured this would make
[14:16] Ouka
    investigating underwater easier.
[14:18] Mari
    Yeah, whatever.
[14:20] Mari
    Hey, Takeru. The ocean is nice and all,
[14:24] Mari
    but isn't there something better
    you should be watching?
[14:29] Takeru
    Lapis, right now, I'm deeply grateful
[14:33] Takeru
    that you are my other half.
[14:34] Both
    Is that appropriate to say to a little girl
    wearing a school swimsuit?!
[14:42] Ikaruga
    They should just die.
[14:47] Takeru
    Good! Good!
[14:48] Ikaruga
    It's no good...
[14:50] Ikaruga
    I'm losing consciousness.
[14:52] Ikaruga
    Once this is over, please resuscitate me.
[14:54] Takeru
    Ordinarily, the girls' swimsuits would be
[14:58] Takeru
    the perfect bait for Suginami's jokes.
[15:00] Ikaruga
    What the hell? Stay out of this.
[15:03] Ikaruga
    Do you want some attention
    from your Onee-san?
[15:05] Ikaruga
    Okay, Kusanagi, sweetie.
[15:08] Ikaruga
    Put some suntan oil on me.
[15:10] Takeru
    That's not even a little bit sexy.
[15:14] Takeru
    What's wrong, Lapis?
[15:15] Lapis
    My host. What is that?
[15:18] Takeru
    You mean the fishing rod?
[15:20] Takeru
    You put bait on the hook and catch fish.
[15:24] Lapis
    Use a hook... and bait...
[15:27] Usagi
    Kusanagi! Let's partake in lunch!
[15:30] Takeru
    Sure!
[15:32] Takeru
    Lapis, let's go.
[15:37] Takeu
    Brain freeze!
[15:39] Usagi
    Ramen and yakisoba
    are a must at the beach!
[15:42] Usagi
    The cheap flavor is superb.
[15:46] Mari
    Huh? What happened to our mission?
[15:49] Ouka
    Sh-Shut up.
[15:50] Ouka
    An army doesn't march
    on an empty stomach, right?
[15:53] Mari
    I think I want a popsicle for dessert.
[15:56] Usagi
    I, too, would love to eat that.
[15:57] Ouka
    Let's buy enough for everyone.
[16:02] Usagi
    There isn't enough for everyone.
[16:04] Mari
    Then I'll have shaved ice, like Takeru.
[16:09] ---
    
[16:10] Mari
    What's wrong, Takeru?
[16:12] Takeru
    B-Bathroom...
[16:17] Usagi
    So it was just a stomachache...
[16:22] Both
    No, no, no, no, no!
[16:24] Usagi
    Where are you going?
[16:25] Lapis
    I must accompany my host...
[16:28] Mari
    But Takeru just went to the bathroom.
[16:30] Mari
    That's very inappropriate!
[16:31] Person
    Hang in there...
[16:33] Ouka
    What happened?
[16:35] Person
    He was attacked by a giant monster
    offshore and almost drowned!
[16:38] Ouka
    A giant monster?
[16:41] Ouka
    So this wasn't the work of someone's magic?
[16:44] Lapis
    No.
[16:45] Lapis
    This is probably a magical creature's doing.
[16:48] Both
    Magical creature?
[16:51] Lapis
    In the subspecies of sea hare,
[16:53] Lapis
    there's a type called Inviter of Summer.
[16:57] Lapis
    The Inviter of Summer, as the name implies,
[16:59] Lapis
    has the ability to make
    summer continue indefinitely.
[17:03] Usagi
    Then we should investigate right away!
[17:10] Ouka
    Uh, well... I'm not a good swimmer.
[17:14] Ouka
    For some reason, I sink.
[17:16] Usagi
    You can't swim?!
[17:18] Ouka
    I took lessons,
[17:21] Ouka
    but the teacher said I was too strong.
[17:23] Usagi
    A-And you, Suginami?
[17:25] Ikaruga
    Just leave me out of this.
[17:28] Ikaruga
    If you ladies want to pickle yourselves,
    that's your business.
[17:31] Usagi
    Kusanagi!
[17:35] Mari
    This is hopeless.
[17:36] Usagi
    Then, we only have one option.
[17:38] Usagi
    I shall be the vanguard.
[17:41] Usagi
    Let the Mini 35th Platoon charge!
[17:44] Mari
    Mini 35th Platoon?
[17:46] Usagi
    I'm referring to us three, of course.
[17:49] Mari
    Usagi and Lapis are mini,
    I'll give you that.
[17:52] Mari
    But I'm not short enough to be called mini.
[17:58] Mari
    They're not mini, either!
[18:01] Usagi
    Now, let's begin!
[18:03] Mari
    But how do we capture
[18:05] Mari
    a giant sea monster?
[18:09] Lapis
    How about this method?
[18:12] Mari
    Wait. What is this thing?
[18:14] Lapis
    A fishing rod.
[18:16] Lapis
    It is a weapon that makes
    use of bait on a hook.
[18:19] Usagi
    Yes, I am well aware
    that this is a fishing rod!
[18:21] Mari
    Why do we have to be the bait?!
[18:24] Lapis
    My host said that your
    swimsuits were perfect bait.
[18:27] Usagi
    That's not what he meant!
[18:32] Usagi
    Th-Th-Th-There's something beneath us...
[18:40] Ouka
    Saionji! What's wrong?
[18:41] Mari
    Ew! What is this pervy creature?!
[18:44] Mari
    Stop touching my butt!
[18:47] Usagi
    M-My chest...
[18:48] Usagi
    This can't be!
[18:51] Lapis
    My host, what shall I do?
[18:54] Takeru
    Wait... Can you give me a minute, Lapis?
[18:58] Lapis
    Understood.
[18:59] Mari
    Lapis-chan, please stop being so damn calm!
[19:01] Mari
    The rod! Raise the rod!
[19:04] Lapis
    No. My host told me to wait.
[19:06] Usagi
    Never mind him. Just do it!
[19:09] Lapis
    Very well.
[19:12] Lapis
    Due to excessive weight,
    the connection is disabled.
[19:15] Usagi
    Please, stop with the
    excessive weight remarks!
[19:18] Mari
    You're making it sound like we're too fat!
[19:24] Takeru
    I'm coming!
[19:27] Usagi
    Kusanagi!
[19:28] Mari
    Takeru, help me!
[19:31] Takeru
    Let's go, Lapis!
    Transform to witch hunter!
[19:33] Lapis
    Roger that, my host.
[19:36] Lapis
    All systems green.
[19:37] Lapis
    Precision: 100%. Witch hunter
    transformation, complete.
[19:41] Takeru
    Desiring with supreme ardor!
[19:43] Takeru
    Bring down the hammer against witches!
SIGN    Usagi: Wait! You can't swim, either?!
SIGN    Mari: Takeru, you're useless!
SIGN    Takeru: Sorry!
SIGN    Takeru: I'm sinking because my armor's too heavy!
[20:06] Lapis
    My deepest apologies.
[20:08] Lapis
    I should have assumed
    undersea warfare before installation.
SIGN    Mari: At this rate, we can't even be bait!
[20:14] Usagi
    Bait? That's it!
SIGN    Usagi: Fishing! Fishing!
SIGN    Takeru: You want me to dance?
SIGN    Usagi: No, that's not right!
[20:23] Lapis
    My host, I think she is suggesting that
[20:26] Lapis
    you use my form as a fishing rod.
SIGN    Takeru: I see!
SIGN    Takeru: That makes sense!
SIGN    Takeru: Lapis!
SIGN    Takeru: Can you do it?!
[20:33] Lapis
    Of course, my host.
[20:48] Mari
    Wait. Is this...
[20:53] Mari
    Now I can use magic!
[20:57] Takeru
    All right! The trio is going in!
[21:00] Mari
    Aurora Field!
[21:30] Takeru
    Anyway, case closed. Let's go home.
SIGN    Garigari-san Blue
[21:40] Usagi
    I shall accept without hesitation.
[21:44] Mari
    Thanks... But why?
[21:47] Ouka
    Today... you guys saved the day,
[21:51] Ouka
    Mini 35th Platoon.
[21:56] Takeru
    Mini 35th Platoon?
[21:58] Takeru
    But Mari isn't short enough
    to be called mini.
[22:05] Mari
    For the last time, they're not mini!
[22:09] Mari
    
SIGN    Kusanagi Miracle

10 - Kusanagi Kiseki

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[00:01] W
    Kusanagi Takeru-san, yes?
[00:03] W
    We've confirmed your payment.
[00:05] W
    Please present your visitor's permit.
[00:10] G
    Take care not to leak details
    of the academy's layout
[00:13] G
    or the Inquisition's security to the inmate.
[00:17] T
    Got it.
[00:17] T
    If, by any chance, you mention
    anything confidential,
[00:20] T
    your future visits will have
    restrictions placed on them,
[00:23] T
    so keep that in mind.
[00:30] T
    Sorry I'm late, Kiseki.
[00:35] K
    It's been a while, Onii-chan.
SIGN    Episode 10: "Kusanagi Kiseki"
[02:14] T
    You look like you might've gotten taller.
[02:15] K
    Really?
[02:17] K
    I can't tell, but they do say that
    the more you sleep, the more you grow.
[02:22] K
    By the way,
[02:23] K
    y-you've grown more handsome.
[02:29] K
    How's school?
[02:30] K
    Do you have any more interesting stories?
[02:33] T
    I do, actually.
[02:34] T
    I've got more teammates now.
    Real troublemakers, too.
[02:39] K
    I see.
[02:40] K
    So you managed to become friends
    with the one with the nice hair
[02:43] K
    and the one with the scarf.
[02:46] T
    I think so, yeah.
[02:48] K
    The one with the nice hair is a girl, right?
[02:51] T
    Y-Yeah...
[02:53] T
    Why do you ask?
[02:54] K
    Oh, so you've finally fallen in love!
[02:58] T
    Uh, the way I feel about her
    doesn't resemble love, at all.
[03:03] T
    If anything, it's probably
    closer to admiration.
[03:06] T
    I don't really know why,
[03:07] T
    but the sight of her walking
    with her head held high
[03:09] T
    dazzles me.
[03:11] K
    I see.
[03:13] K
    But regardless of how you feel,
    I'm happy that you met her.
[03:19] K
    I think it's a wonderful thing.
[03:22] K
    And watching you grow into
    a more wonderful person by the day
[03:25] K
    makes me very, very happy.
[03:29] T
    How could you be happy?
[03:31] T
    You spend your life confined in here,
    forced to sleep the entire time.
[03:35] T
    There's no way just listening to me talk
    about my life could make you happy!
[03:42] T
    I know that it's impossible
[03:44] T
    and that I can't change this world,
[03:47] T
    but I still want to provide
    you with a normal life—
[03:50] G
    Time's up.
[03:52] G
    Please leave.
[03:57] T
    I'll come again.
[03:59] K
    Okay.
[04:13] K
    Onii-chan...
[04:16] K
    Why didn't you...
[04:19] K
    ... me?
[04:29] U
    You're not getting away!
[04:31] U
    And I'm getting us some points!
[04:40] U
    O-Ohtori!
[04:42] O
    I'm on it.
[04:43] O
    You on the bike! Pull over!
[04:44] O
    On suspicion of illegally trading
    a D-ranked magical artifact,
[04:47] O
    obstruction of justice,
[04:49] O
    illegal possession and use of firearms,
[04:52] O
    and riding a motorcycle without wearing helmets, you two are under arrest!
[04:55] G
    I don't see you wearing a helmet, either!
[04:57] O
    I'm reflecting on my actions
    and will gladly pay the fine.
[05:00] O
    I'll also accept a deduction of points.
[05:03] G
    Damn it. We'll have to use an instant spell.
[05:07] G
    Eat my dust, Test Platoon!
[05:16] G
    Wh-What?!
[05:17] O
    This blue bike here has been given some
    modifications by our mad scientist.
[05:21] O
    Its components are nothing like
    what's used in commercial bikes.
[05:24] I
    I'd rather you called it a makeover, honey.
[05:26] O
    I've directed them down the planned route.
[05:31] O
    The rest is up to you, Kusanagi.
[05:43] T
    Targets secured.
[05:47] U
    That should get us a bunch of points!
[05:49] U
    It's all thanks to my splendid efforts!
[05:52] I
    You did stop their car there,
    like you said you would.
[05:56] I
    You've changed a lot, haven't you?
[05:59] U
    H-Have I?
[06:01] U
    Well, of course I'm not who I used to be—
[06:04] I
    Your boobs have grown even bigger.
[06:06] U
    That doesn't make me the least bit happy!
[06:08] I
    Oh, but it makes me very happy!
[06:10] O
    Kusanagi? Are you tired?
[06:13] O
    You've got bags under your eyes.
[06:15] O
    It's obvious you're not getting enough sleep.
[06:19] O
    At least you don't have a fever.
[06:20] O
    Still, a lot has happened lately as it is,
[06:24] O
    so you'd better get some rest, at least.
[06:26] O
    Don't push yourself.
[06:27] T
    I'm not. Don't worry.
[06:30] O
    A-Anyway, you can rely on me
    when you're having trouble,
[06:37] O
    is what I'm trying to say.
[06:39] T
    Thanks.
[06:41] O
    Oh, right.
[06:42] O
    You have a little sister, don't you?
[06:44] O
    Why don't you take some time
    off and go see how she's doing?
[06:48] T
    Yeah.
[06:49] T
    Sounds like a good idea.
[07:00] T
    Yoshimizu?
[07:02] ---
    Huh?
[07:08] T
    Kyoya?
[07:11] S
    Hey there, Kusanagi-kun.
[07:15] T
    Wait! What happened to Yoshimizu?
[07:18] K
    Keep your filthy hands
    off of me, you damn traitor.
[07:27] G
    Subject nearing cardiopulmonary arrest.
[07:30] G
    Preparing to inject soluble crimson ore.
[07:33] S
    Well, well.
[07:34] S
    Kiseki-chan sure is hanging in there today.
[07:37] S
    It's been more than thirty hours
    since we started drugging her
[07:41] S
    with doses one hundred times stronger
    than the lethal dose for an ordinary human.
[07:44] Ku
    Something's different than usual.
[07:46] Ku
    I heard that Kusanagi Takeru paid her a visit.
    Did anything strange happen?
[07:49] S
    Nothing in particular.
[07:51] S
    But whenever he visits,
    her mental vitals stabilize.
[07:56] S
    And frankly, the amount we spend
    on her is nothing to scoff at,
[07:59] S
    so his visits really help us out.
[08:03] G
    Subject has entered cardiopulmonary arrest.
[08:05] G
    She'll reawaken shortly.
[08:07] G
    All systems alert.
[08:08] G
    We request all Inquisitors
    present be on high alert.
[08:16] S
    Good morning, Kiseki-chan.
[08:18] S
    How do you feel after waking up?
[08:22] G
    Resurrection confirmed.
[08:23] G
    No mana particles detected this time, either.
[08:26] S
    Well, that's what puts the indefinite in
    the indefinite ancient attribute, Demon.
[08:31] Ku
    So her power really isn't related to mana?
[08:34] S
    Nah, it's just that we
    haven't been able to confirm it.
[08:37] S
    The power she wields is highly peculiar.
[08:40] S
    When it is released outside her body,
[08:43] S
    anything it touches gets converted
    into a part of Kusanagi Kiseki.
[08:46] S
    We presume that this corrosion
    will repeat endlessly
[08:49] S
    and consume the entire
    planet if left unchecked.
[08:53] S
    It pains me to kill an innocent
    girl over and over, too.
[08:58] S
    But if we don't do that, the peculiarities
    within her won't show up.
[09:02] S
    We have to drag those peculiarities out of her
[09:05] S
    and keep killing them until there's nothing left.
[09:09] S
    Unless we do, the world might get destroyed.
[09:14] K
    Onii...
[09:26] K
    Don't go!
[09:45] G
    Her gleipnir has been destroyed!
[09:46] G
    The subject is tearing up the iron maiden!
[09:49] G
    Hurry up and inject the soluble crimson ore!
[09:51] G
    Stop her, no matter what!
[09:52] G
    It's not working!
    She's released way more than usual!
[09:56] G
    The second and third barriers
    are starting to corrode!
[09:58] G
    We won't last much longer, President!
[10:00] Ky
    Just watching this is making me
    sick to my stomach! I'll—
[10:05] S
    Kurogane-kun.
[10:07] S
    This situation is nothing like five years ago.
[10:09] S
    She has definitely grown since then.
[10:12] Ku
    I'll keep killing the overflowing
    parts until her frenzy dies down.
[10:15] S
    You could die, you know?
[10:17] Ku
    I don't care.
[10:20] Ku
    Have all the Inquisitors fall back.
[10:23] Ku
    Once I charge in,
    weld all the barriers together.
[10:25] Ku
    Don't let anyone in or out.
[10:27] G
    B-But then...
[10:28] Ku
    Step on it.
[10:35] Ku
    It's been five years since I faced you.
[10:40] Ku
    You're free to fear, hate, and resent me.
[10:44] Ku
    I won't apologize to you.
[10:46] Ku
    So you needn't apologize either,
    even if you kill me.
[10:52] Ku
    Desiring with supreme ardor...
[10:55] Ku
    Bring down the hammer against witches!
[10:58] Things
    Onii-chan...
[11:01] K
    Where's Onii-chan?
SIGN    Kusanagi Takeru
[11:15] O
    Ohtori here.
[11:16] O
    Standing by at the target's
    predicted arrival point.
[11:18] O
    All units, status report.
[11:22] I
    Nice!
[11:24] I
    Love those legs, baby!
[11:26] I
    Could you, like, hunch over for me?
[11:28] I
    I wanna see a bra flash!
[11:31] O
    Take this seriously, Suginami!
[11:34] M
    Hey!
[11:35] M
    Why are Usagi-chan and I
    the only ones dressed like this?
[11:38] O
    Not much we could do.
[11:39] O
    I glare too much,
[11:41] O
    and Suginami would totally look
    at home in the red-light district.
[11:44] I
    Who're you calling a titty pub whore?!
[11:46] O
    I didn't go that far...
[11:47] U
    Here.
[11:49] U
    Here you are.
[11:50] U
    Here.
[11:52] U
    What is it, Nikaido?
[11:53] M
    Now I understand social stratification...
[11:56] O
    All good on your end, Kusanagi?
[12:00] I
    They're here.
[12:04] O
    The man with the top hat
    is the "Magician of Hamelin,"
[12:08] O
    a wizard with a threat level of B.
[12:10] O
    Carefully place a transmitter on them,
    so we find their hideout.
[12:14] O
    Got it?
[12:15] I
    Now! Show some cleavage!
[12:18] I
    Please take this...
[12:22] O
    Hey, Suginami! That didn't work!
[12:24] I
    N-No way!
[12:25] I
    Nikaido, follow her lead!
[12:29] M
    Do I really have to use the same plan?
    It didn't work for Usagi-chan, you know.
[12:33] M
    Please take this, if you'd like.
[12:36] G
    Thanks, babe.
[12:38] I
    The target's into flat chests!
    Extremely flat ones!
[12:41] M
    That doesn't make me happy!
[12:46] O
    Oh, no!
[12:48] M
    Aurora Field!
[12:57] O
    Mandragoras?
[12:58] O
    We'll get rid of these!
[13:00] O
    You go after the targets, Kusanagi!
[13:06] G
    Wh-Who are you?
[13:08] G
    Stop! Stay away!
[13:20] K
    Onii-chan?
[13:24] K
    I'm so glad...
[13:26] K
    I followed the sound of your
    heartbeat, and actually found you!
[13:31] K
    I'm sorry, Onii-chan...
[13:38] T
    Kiseki!
[13:40] T
    Why are you out here?
[13:43] K
    I wanted to see you.
[13:46] K
    I always wanted you to hold me like this...
[13:57] O
    Kusanagi!
[13:58] O
    Who's that girl?
[14:03] M
    You okay, Takeru?
[14:04] ---
    Shh.
[14:05] U
    Don't make a racket.
[14:07] U
    What if the enemy's still around?
[14:13] O
    Kusanagi?
[14:15] K
    Stay away! Don't come any closer!
[14:18] O
    I don't have any idea what kind of
    situation this is, nor who that girl is,
[14:24] O
    but there are two things I can say for sure.
[14:29] O
    One, you're suffering.
[14:32] O
    And the other is that
    we are not your enemies.
[14:41] T
    Sorry.
[14:42] O
    Kusanagi, is that girl dangerous?
[14:45] T
    Yeah. Probably way more dangerous
    than you could ever imagine.
[14:49] O
    How likely is she to consider us a threat?
[14:52] T
    It's all right.
[14:53] T
    So long as I'm with her,
    I won't let her harm my comrades.
[14:56] T
    If it comes down to it,
    I'll stop my sister, no matter what.
[15:00] O
    Sister?
[15:02] T
    Yeah, she's my little sister.
[15:06] T
    Her name's Kiseki...
[15:09] T
    Kusanagi Kiseki.
[15:11] ---
    Threat level: SS.
[15:13] ---
    She must've broken out to see me...
[15:17] ---
    From a maximum security prison.
[15:20] S
    Hey, Kurogane-kun. You still alive?
[15:25] S
    Nothing less from the strongest witch hunter.
    You're a tough one.
[15:29] Ku
    I'm sorry. I let her escape.
[15:32] S
    What are you talking about?
[15:34] S
    We only managed to suppress her
    frenzy thanks to your bravery.
[15:38] S
    But if we don't find her quickly, this town—
[15:41] S
    No, the world is in danger.
[15:44] Ku
    I'll go after her immediately.
[15:45] Ku
    Oh, I also sent Kirigaya-kun
    out in pursuit of her,
[15:49] Ku
    so you two team up and deal with her.
[15:52] Ku
    All that said...
[15:55] Ku
    What am I to do about this?
[15:56] Ku
    I'll need to ask the
    Budgetary Committee for help.
[16:03] K
    Onii-chan?
[16:05] T
    You're awake?
[16:06] T
    How do you feel?
[16:08] K
    I killed again.
[16:11] T
    It's not your fault.
    Even if nobody else gets it, I do.
[16:15] K
    You don't.
[16:16] K
    There's absolutely no way it's not my fault.
[16:21] K
    My body acts to grant my wishes, you know.
[16:25] T
    It's your body that's at fault. Not your heart.
[16:28] O
    Kusanagi, may I?
[16:32] O
    I guess I should introduce myself.
[16:34] O
    I'm Ohtori Ouka, Kusanagi's teammate.
    Pleased to meet you.
[16:44] K
    I'm Kiseki... My name is Kiseki.
     I'm Onii-chan's little sister.
[16:50] O
    Yeah, I heard.
[16:52] O
    No need to worry.
[16:53] O
    I promise you that things won't get any worse.
[16:56] O
    You're my savior's own sister.
[16:58] O
    I would never abandon you.
[17:01] T
    As you can see, she's really shy.
[17:03] T
    She's never had a proper
    conversation with anyone but me.
[17:06] T
    Sorry.
[17:07] O
    Oh, it's no problem.
[17:09] O
    That aside, Kusanagi, come with me.
[17:13] M
    Mind giving us an explanation?
[17:16] T
    She's dangerous.
[17:19] T
    She killed a lot of people back in our hometown
[17:25] T
    But please don't get the wrong idea.
[17:27] T
    Kiseki can't control her powers.
[17:30] T
    She doesn't kill because she wants to.
[17:32] T
    Even when she goes berserk,
    it's only because she's in harm's way.
[17:35] T
    She's normally well-behaved.
[17:38] I
    Overflow Syndrome.
[17:41] I
    That's what Kusanagi's sister has.
[17:45] I
    A lot of witches who don't come from
    magical lineages get diagnosed with it.
[17:49] I
    In any ordinary witch, this disease
    can be suppressed using a gleipnir.
[17:54] I
    Kusanagi's sister, however, produces
    an extraordinary amount of mana,
[17:57] I
    and becomes a walking
    natural disaster of sorts.
[18:00] U
    Th-Then aren't we in danger here?
[18:04] I
    No need to worry.
[18:05] I
    She must've used up a massive
    amount of mana on the way here,
[18:08] I
    so it should take a while
    for her mana to be restored.
[18:12] T
    Hey, Suginami!
[18:13] I
    Quiet, Kusanagi.
[18:15] I
    Everything will be a lot smoother if I explain it.
[18:17] T
    That's not it. What you're saying is—
[18:19] I
    Shut up.
[18:23] T
    Thanks.
[18:26] M
    So, what now?
[18:28] T
    It's too risky to leave Kiseki outdoors.
[18:31] T
    I'm sure she doesn't want that, either.
[18:34] T
    We should hand her over to
     the Inquisition immediately.
[18:37] T
    That's the best course of action.
[18:39] O
    If that's the case,
     then let's get right to it.
[18:41] O
    We shall hereby escort
    Kusanagi Kiseki to the restricted zone.
[18:46] T
    "Escort"?
[18:47] T
    Wouldn't you normally contact the Inquisition
    and make them send witch hunters?
[18:50] O
    I would love to do that if I could,
[18:53] O
    but our devices and cellphones
    have gone kaput ever since we got here.
[18:57] O
    They're not working at all.
[19:00] T
    Don't tell me, you...
[19:01] O
    I'm aware that I'm breaking protocol.
[19:04] O
    After all, we can't be sure
    that she doesn't pose a threat.
[19:06] O
    But I choose to believe
    in the promise you made.
[19:10] (Flashback) T
    So long as I'm with her,
    I won't let her harm my comrades.
[19:13] T
    So, well,
[19:15] T
    take an hour or so for some sibling bonding.
[19:22] I
    Coming from you, Ohtori,
    that's an amazing idea.
[19:24] I
    How very thoughtful of you.
[19:27] U
    I'm sure she would've shown no mercy
    had it been anyone but Kusanagi's sister,
[19:31] U
    but the idea itself is worthy of praise.
[19:34] M
    You're acting so out of character,
    it's creeping me out.
[19:37] O
    I don wadda hear dat from
    a dhoughdless berverd like joo!
[19:40] M
    Don't get gogky jusht guz
    you broke the ize a liddle.
[19:44] T
    Let go...
[19:45] T
    Suginami, I...
[19:48] I
    Shut up and let them do you a favor.
[19:50] I
    You don't have to tell us the truth.
[19:54] I
    Just know that I don't plan on
    carrying half your burden.
[20:03] K
    Uh... What's going on?
[20:08] M
    You siblings finally get
    to go on a date to bond,
[20:11] M
    so you need to look the part,
    is what's going on.
[20:13] K
    Date?
[20:14] O
    But you'll have to pick from
    the stuff we prepared as disguises.
[20:20] I
    Nah, I leave no stone unturned.
[20:22] O
    Why'd you put in so much effort?
[20:36] K
    This is embarrassing...
[20:38] I
    Excellent!
[20:39] M
    She's got a bigger rack than me...
[20:41] K
    Do I look weird?
[20:43] K
    I've never actually worn a real outfit before.
[20:46] M
    Don't worry. You look cute, Kiseki-chan.
[20:49] K
    Thank you.
[20:52] M
    Kiseki-chan, I swear I'll become
    your older sister in the future!
[20:59] U
    Don't take advantage of the situation
    to make outrageous promises!
[21:01] O
    And don't give in to your filthy urges,
    you scarf-wearing deviant!
[21:04] M
    Say what?
[21:04] O
    Who'd want a sister-in-law like you?
[21:10] K
    They're all such nice people.
[21:11] T
    You mean the girls in my platoon?
[21:13] K
    They were just like you described them.
[21:16] K
    They treated me as your sister,
    even though they knew I was dangerous.
[21:21] K
    Mari-san's so cool.
[21:23] T
    That foul mouth is her one blemish.
[21:25] K
    Usagi-san seemed like an elder sister.
[21:28] T
    She plays the little sister role in our platoon,
[21:30] T
    so she must've wanted
    to act like an older one.
[21:32] K
    Ikaruga-san is kind of motherly.
[21:34] T
    Deep down, she's a caring person.
[21:39] K
    Ouka-san's really pretty, isn't she?
[21:42] T
    Yeah, I guess.
[21:46] K
    Say, Onii-chan...
[21:48] T
    Wanna eat something? You must be hungry.
[21:51] K
    No. Can I ask you for a favor?
[21:54] T
    Sure. Ask for anything.
[21:56] T
    They went out of their way
    to give us this opportunity,
[21:59] T
    so I'll do whatever you want today.
[22:01] K
    Really?
[22:03] K
    Then...
[22:06] K
    Could you kill me?
SIGN    Kusanagi Takeru

11 - Kusanagi Takeru

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[00:00] K
    Say, Onii-chan...
[00:02] K
    Can I ask you for a favor?
[00:04] T
    Sure. Ask for anything.
[00:06] T
    They went out of their way
    to give us this opportunity,
[00:09] T
    so I'll do whatever you want today.
[00:11] K
    Then...
[00:13] K
    Could you kill me?
[00:19] K
    I never thought I'd be able
    to hang out with you like this,
[00:23] K
    so I'm plenty happy already.
[00:28] K
    Five years ago, I killed a lot
    of people of my own free will.
[00:34] K
    And my powers are getting
    stronger by the day.
[00:38] K
    They try to grant my wishes,
[00:41] K
    so if they're left unchecked,
    I'll kill lots of people again...
[00:46] K
    Probably way more than five years ago!
[00:49] K
    So I ought to die.
[00:53] K
    But I don't want anyone else to kill me.
[00:57] K
    I want to die by your hand.
[01:00] T
    Sorry. I can't do that.
[01:02] T
    I can't kill you.
[01:06] T
    Even if everyone in the world wants you dead,
[01:09] T
    I, alone, will want you to live.
[01:12] T
    Isn't that what family's all about?
[01:16] K
    Onii-chan...
[01:18] T
    And even if I end up having to kill you,
[01:21] T
    the day I kill you
[01:24] T
    is the day I die.
[01:26] K
    You mean it?
[01:27] T
    Yeah, I promise you. But now's not the time.
[01:31] T
    I'll continue to protect you
    until you truly reach your limit.
[01:35] T
    So please, let me do my best until the very end.
[01:39] K
    Really, you're always so stubborn...
[01:45] K
    If you'll keep your promise,
[01:48] K
    I'll hang in there for a while longer.
SIGN    Episode 11: "Kusanagi Takeru"
[03:29] O
    Were you a good girl, Watery?
[03:32] Ka
    What did the Valhalla brass say?
[03:35] O
    According to the boss,
[03:37] O
    the target we were supposed
    to rescue broke out of prison.
[03:40] Ka
    Let's move in for the kill
    and destroy the academy, then.
[03:43] Ka
    This is a golden opportunity.
[03:45] O
    Are you stupid?
[03:47] O
    Don't join Haunted and Mephisto
    in acting out of self-interest.
[03:51] O
    I'm not stupid.
[03:52] O
    This is a great chance to crush the academy.
[03:55] O
    That's not what the brass wants.
[03:57] O
    Our task at hand is much simpler.
[04:01] Ka
    You mean...
[04:03] O
    We've been ordered to capture
    the target, Kusanagi Kiseki.
[04:11] T
    Kiseki?
[04:12] K
    What's that, Onii-chan?
[04:16] T
    A ferris wheel.
[04:18] T
    You can get a bird's eye view
    of the whole city from up there.
[04:20] K
    Wow! It's huge...
[04:23] T
    All right. Let's go ride it.
[04:27] Ky
    Now this is classic.
[04:29] Ky
    A heretic in disguise,
    taking a stroll with another heretic.
[04:34] T
    Kyoya!
[04:35] Ky
    Don't call me by name.
[04:37] Ky
    It makes me sick to my
    stomach when you do that!
[04:40] T
    What are you doing here?
[04:42] Ky
    What, you ask?
[04:43] Ky
    Are you messing with me?
[04:46] T
    Yoshimizu?!
[04:47] T
    Why are you—
[04:49] N
    Let's do it, Master.
[04:51] Ky
    I'll tell you what I'm doing here, Kusanagi.
[04:55] Ky
    I'm on a witch hunt!
[04:56] T
    Run, Kiseki!
[04:58] Ky
    Desiring with supreme ardor...
[05:00] Ky
    Bring down the hammer against witches!
[05:01] T
    Come to me, Lapis!
[05:24] T
    Why do you have a Relic Eater?!
[05:27] Ky
    You and Ohtori aren't the only ones
[05:30] Ky
    that shitty chairman saw potential in!
[05:32] T
    Did he order you to capture my sister?
[05:35] T
    You don't have to do this! I'll—
[05:37] N
    Talk about egotistical!
[05:40] N
    Lapis picked one hell of a strange host.
[05:43] T
    Why do I hear Yoshimizu's voice?!
[05:45] N
    Nice to meet ya.
[05:47] N
    I'm Nero.
[05:48] T
    Why, Kyoya?
[05:50] Ky
    Shut up...
[05:51] Ky
    Not another word out of you!
[05:54] Ky
    Go to hell, monster!
[05:58] T
    Kyoya!
[06:00] Ky
    Kusanagi!
[06:03] Ku
    That's enough, you two!
[06:07] Ku
    As Inquisitors, you used your witch-hunter
    forms and fought each other in a civilian area.
[06:12] Ku
    I hope you're prepared
    to face the consequences.
[06:22] T
    Please let me talk to Kiseki.
[06:26] Ku
    Make it quick.
[06:32] T
    I'm sorry.
[06:34] T
    I thought I'd be able
[06:36] T
    to show you a little more
    of the outside world...
[06:40] T
    I'll come see you again, for sure!
[06:43] K
    'Kay.
[06:45] K
    I'll wait as long as it takes.
[06:46] T
    Kiseki,
[06:48] T
    I...
[06:51] K
    Don't forget your promise, okay?
[06:55] K
    I...
[06:58] T
    Kiseki!
[06:59] S
    No need to worry.
[07:02] S
    She's just been given
    a sedative through the gleipnir.
[07:06] S
    I didn't particularly want to interrupt
[07:09] S
    your touching display of sibling love,
[07:12] S
    but this is my job.
[07:15] S
    Helping a major threat
[07:18] S
    stay at large is a crime,
[07:20] S
    even if it is your little sister.
[07:24] S
    Go cool your head in solitary confinement.
[07:27] T
    What'll happen to Kiseki?
[07:31] S
    Actually, Alchemist really
[07:33] S
    wanted to help us with her.
[07:36] S
    We may be able to suppress
    Kiseki-chan's powers.
[07:40] T
    Really?!
[07:41] S
    Yeah, but she'll be transferred
[07:45] S
    to a different facility tomorrow.
[07:47] T
    A different facility? Where—
[07:50] S
    I can't tell you that.
[07:51] S
    Not when it's very likely
    that Valhalla is targeting her.
[07:56] S
    We can't have her going berserk again
[07:59] S
    because she wants to see you.
[08:03] S
    Believe me, I'm doing this
    to help the two of you.
[08:16] O
    The higher-ups sure
    came up with one absurd plan.
[08:20] Ka
    Valhalla's been backed into a corner.
[08:22] Ka
    Quit your complaining.
[08:25] O
    Where did you learn to talk
    like that, Miss Watery?
[08:30] O
    Okay, let's do this.
[08:35] W
    Any reports from the main keep?
[08:37] G
    They haven't run into any problems yet.
[08:40] G
    Likewise for the dummy road and air transport.
[08:43] G
    Hey! What's that?!
[08:45] W
    Intercept at once! Shoot it down!
[08:47] G
    Got it!
[08:56] Ka
    This one's a decoy.
[09:00] G
    Message from the Onogi Team's airship.
[09:02] G
    They've been attacked by the enemy.
[09:05] Ku
    The operation will proceed as planned.
[09:07] Ku
    Maintain this speed
    all the way to the destination.
[09:11] Ku
    Hear that, Kirigaya?
    Be ready to move out at any time.
[09:14] Ky
    You don't have to tell me, Captain.
[09:17] Ky
    By the way, are you on humanity's side?
[09:20] Ky
    Or the heretics' side?
[09:22] Ku
    Do you really need to ask me that right now?
[09:24] Ky
    I need to know.
[09:26] Ky
    If you're not taking sides,
[09:29] Ky
    don't get in the way of my revenge.
[09:31] Ky
    That necromancer isn't the only one I'm after.
[09:33] Ky
    I'm gonna wipe out all
    of the heretics in this world!
[09:36] Ky
    If you don't feel like doing your job,
    "Captain," then stay out of my way!
[09:39] Ku
    I see.
[09:40] Ku
    You're the kind of fool
    that's right up Nero's alley.
[09:50] Ky
    Nice. We hit the jackpot.
[09:53] Ku
    I'll handle two of them.
[09:55] Ku
    You take out the other one.
[09:57] Ky
    What? Don't be a stick in the mud.
[10:00] Ky
    They're all mine!
[10:02] Ku
    Desiring with supreme ardor...
[10:02] Ky
    Summis desiderantes affectibus...
[10:04] Ku
    Bring down the hammer against witches!
[10:04] Ky
    Malleus Maleficarum!
[10:06] Ky
    
[10:18] (Flashback) T
    Hey! Is someone in there?
[10:22] (Flashback) T
    What are you doing in the storehouse?
[10:28] (Flashback) K
    I'm Kiseki...
[10:33] (Flashback) T
    Kiseki's my little sister?!
[10:36] (Flashback) D
    The daughters of the Kusanagi family
[10:38] (Flashback) D
    are always born as demons.
[10:41] (Flashback) D
    For generations, it's been established practice
[10:43] (Flashback) D
    to kill our daughters as soon as they're born.
[10:47] (Flashback) D
    But...
[10:49] (Flashback) D
    The demons' powers grew by the year,
[10:52] (Flashback) D
    until, eventually, my daughter
    was born immortal.
[10:56] (Flashback) D
    Whether you behead her, or skewer her heart,
[11:00] (Flashback) D
    the Hundred Demons of the Night—
[11:01] (Flashback) D
    Kiseki can't be killed!
[11:09] (Flashback) D
    Kiseki got out of her cage!
[11:16] (Flashback) D
    You choose.
[11:18] (Flashback) D
    Kill your little sister,
[11:21] (Flashback) D
    or protect her.
[11:24] (Flashback) D
    It's up to you...
[11:39] (Flashback) K
    Takeru-kun?
[11:43] (Flashback) K
    Kill me.
[11:45] (Flashback) K
    Please kill me, Takeru-kun!
[11:50] (Flashback) T
    I can't...
[11:52] (Flashback) T
    I-I can't...
[11:54] (Flashback) T
    kill my own sister!
[11:56] (Flashback) K
    You're...
[11:59] (Flashback) K
    my brother?
[12:03] (Flashback) H
    Destroy...
[12:06] (Flashback) K
    Stop it!
[12:07] (Flashback) H
    I want to destroy it all!
[12:07] (Flashback) K
    That's not how I feel!
[12:10] (Flashback) H
    Destroy...
[12:12] (Flashback) K
    Kill me...
[12:13] (Flashback) K
    Save me, Takeru-kun!
[12:24] (Flashback) D
    It's your fault.
[12:25] (Flashback) D
    It's all your fault!
[12:30] T
    Kiseki...
[12:32] O
    Kusanagi?
[12:34] O
    Are you awake?
[12:35] T
    Ohtori?
[12:37] O
    I'm sorry, Kusanagi.
[12:39] O
    This is all my fault.
[12:42] T
    What are you talking about?
[12:44] T
    Because of you, I got to spend
    time with my sister outside.
[12:48] T
    Forget blaming you. I should be thanking you.
[12:51] O
    I wanted to share at least
    some of your burden.
[12:56] T
    Why would you go that far for me?
[13:00] O
    I'm deeply indebted to you.
[13:04] O
    Over the past few months,
[13:06] O
    I've started to find peace
[13:08] O
    in the 35th Platoon's activities.
[13:11] O
    You might find it silly that
[13:13] O
    I'm calling platoon work peaceful,
[13:17] O
    but to me, that is the undeniable truth.
[13:20] O
    As someone who's lived only for revenge,
[13:24] O
    I find this calm very comforting.
[13:26] O
    I managed to find things I never
[13:30] O
    thought I'd have again.
[13:33] O
    And you were the one who gave it all to me.
[13:37] O
    You changed me.
[13:40] O
    Besides, you forcibly took
[13:43] O
    on half my burden.
[13:45] (Flashback) T
    I won't give you the cliché line about
     nothing good coming from revenge.
[13:50] (Flashback) T
    But in return,
[13:54] (Flashback) T
    let me carry half your burden.
[13:56] O
    So,
[13:59] O
    you know,
[14:01] O
    let me carry half your burden, too.
[14:06] O
    You're not alone, Kusanagi.
[14:10] T
    Thank you, Ohtori.
[14:13] N
    Er... is this it?
[14:17] N
    Oh, there you are, Kusanagi-kun!
[14:20] T
    President Hoshijiro!
[14:23] H
    I know a few of the guards here.
[14:26] H
    I begged them for the keys as a favor.
[14:30] H
    Anyway, the vehicle transporting
    your little sister
[14:33] H
    was attacked by Valhalla.
[14:37] H
    You should head to the scene at once.
[14:42] T
    You guys!
[14:45] U
    We heard everything.
[14:47] U
    There might not be much
    we can do, but we'll help.
[14:51] M
    Your little sister's in trouble.
[14:53] M
    You'd better let us help you.
[14:55] I
    Giving you a ride is
[14:57] I
    the most I can offer, though.
[15:01] T
    Thanks.
[15:03] T
    I'd be really grateful for that.
[15:06] T
    I need
[15:08] T
    your help to save my sister.
[15:11] U
    S-Something's not right.
[15:13] M
    Knowing Takeru, I thought for sure
[15:15] M
    he'd say something like,
    "I can't let you guys get involved."
[15:18] O
    Wh-What? Why are you glaring at me?
[15:21] U
    Ohtori, might something have happened
    between you two down in solitary?
[15:24] M
    Takeru accepting our help
    this easily is totally weird!
[15:29] O
    Wh-What is wrong with you?
[15:30] O
    This isn't the time or place for that crap!
[15:32] O
    Quit your nonsense and get in the car already!
[15:43] Ku
    Kurogane here.
    We've eliminated all the obstacles.
[15:47] O
    So this was it, after all.
[15:50] O
    I knew this one sounded
    different from the rest.
[15:53] O
    Trust me to pick the right one.
[15:57] O
    I'm Orochi, one of the leaders of Valhalla.
[16:01] O
    Pleased to meet you,
[16:02] O
    witch-hunter whelps.
[16:04] Ku
    Kirigaya, go ahead and escort
[16:07] Ku
    the subject to the destination.
[16:10] Ku
    He's too much for you to handle.
[16:12] Ku
    Focus on doing your job.
[16:14] Ku
    That's all you need to do.
[16:23] O
    Are you sure about this?
[16:25] O
    I'm really strong, you know.
[16:27] Ku
    Desiring with supreme ardor...
[16:29] Ku
    Bring down the hammer against witches.
[16:34] O
    Damn! A hybrid?
[16:36] O
    Did I end up drawing the short straw?
[16:40] T
    Can't we go any faster, Lapis?!
[16:44] F
    Going faster would be rash.
[16:45] F
    We wouldn't have enough mana for combat.
[16:49] T
    I don't care. Just step on it!
[17:00] Ky
    No matter how you look at it,
[17:02] Ky
    an Inquisitor guarding a heretic is messed up!
[17:15] Ky
    This is what you meant by
[17:17] Ky
    doing my job, right, Captain?
[17:23] Ky
    You bastards took everything from me.
[17:26] Ky
    If it weren't for you...
[17:31] Ky
    Rest in peace, monster.
[17:34] T
    Kyoya!
[17:38] T
    Do you have any idea what you're doing?
[17:41] Ky
    Isn't it obvious?
[17:43] Ky
    I'm trying to kill your little sister!
[17:47] T
    What did Kiseki ever do to you?
[17:49] Ky
    That doesn't matter!
[17:51] Ky
    I just can't stand the fact that
[17:54] Ky
    there are heretics living shamelessly among us.
[17:57] Ky
    So I'm gonna massacre them. That's all.
[18:04] N
    That's the way, Master!
[18:06] N
    Hate everything and everyone,
[18:09] N
    and I'll grant all your wishes.
[18:12] N
    Let's take our revenge together!
[18:14] Ky
    Yoshimizu...
[18:16] T
    Did you turn him into this?
[18:19] N
    He's the one who wished for this.
[18:21] N
    So it's my job to keep fanning
[18:25] N
    his flames in this form.
[18:28] N
    And my reward is revenge!
[18:31] T
    Kyoya, that's not Yoshimizu!
[18:34] T
    Your teammates would never want this!
[18:37] Ky
    Don't you dare speak of my comrades!
[18:42] Ky
    Long-Barrel Fragshot!
[18:45] L
    Keep running, my host.
[18:56] Ky
    Slugshot!
[19:08] Ky
    Wha—
[19:09] L
    Flexible Material Booster, full throttle.
[19:13] T
    Kusanagi double-edged art:
[19:15] Ky
    Sawed-off Buckshot!
[19:17] T
    Yamata-no-Orochi!
[19:28] T
    There's no time to waste.
[19:31] T
    Lapis, where's Kiseki?
[19:33] L
    My host, focus on the immediate threat.
[19:37] Ky
    I'm not done yet...
[19:41] T
    Give it a rest, Kyoya.
[19:44] T
    You'll die if you keep this up.
[19:46] Ky
    Shut it!
[19:48] Ky
    You think I'd do this
    without being prepared to die—
[19:54] Ky
    What?
[19:55] O
    Sorry I'm late.
[19:57] O
    Saionji's locked on to him
    from up on a rooftop, too.
[20:00] O
    It's all right now.
[20:06] Ky
    Every single one of you is blind.
[20:08] Ky
    You'll regret not killing
    her right here and now.
[20:12] Ky
    I hope you learn your lesson,
    you ignorant puppets!
[20:18] T
    Kyoya!
[20:19] O
    There's a river below.
[20:20] O
    And if he's got a Relic Eater,
    it will keep him alive.
[20:24] O
    Forget about him.
[20:25] O
    Let's take this chance to grab
    your sister and return to the academy.
[20:35] K
    Onii-chan, I'm sorry.
[20:39] T
    I'll protect you, no matter what.
[20:41] T
    I'll create a home for you in this world!
[20:48] S
    Do you understand, Kusanagi-kun?
[20:50] S
    Your sister's powers
[20:52] S
    grant her wishes.
[20:56] S
    So while it's impossible for us to kill her,
[20:59] S
    she'd gladly let you do it.
[21:04] K
    Stop.
[21:06] K
    Don't show
[21:08] K
    Onii-chan...
[21:09] K
    Stop it!
[21:14] D
    Help me!
[21:18] D
    Kill me!
[21:29] K
    I... tried really hard...
[21:35] K
    So...
[21:37] T
    Kiseki...
[21:40] K
    So it's about time, right?
[21:44] K
    Together, let's...
[21:48] H
    Hallelujah!
[21:54] H
    Sorry to keep you waiting,
    Kusanagi Kiseki-san.
[21:57] H
    I'm here to pick you up!
[21:58] H
    You're meant to be a harbinger
    of chaos, together with us!
[22:01] K
    Onii-chan!
[22:02] H
    Come with us!
[22:04] K
    No!
SIGN    Supreme Wish

12 - Supreme Wish

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[00:01] K
    I... tried really hard...
[00:07] K
    So...
[00:09] T
    Kiseki...
[00:12] K
    So it's about time, right?
[00:16] K
    Together, let's...
[00:21] H
    Hallelujah!
[00:26] H
    Sorry to keep you waiting,
    Kusanagi Kiseki-san.
[00:28] H
    I'm here to pick you up!
[00:30] H
    You're meant to be a harbinger
    of chaos, together with us!
[00:34] H
    Come with us!
[00:37] K
    Onii-chan!
[00:39] K
    No!
[00:45] U
    What is that?
[00:46] I
    Looks like the worst-case
    scenario has come to pass.
[00:50] I
    Usagi, let's regroup!
[00:54] O
    Did that punk act on his own again?
[01:13] So
    Your wish has come true,
[01:16] So
    Chairman of the Alchemist Board of Directors,
[01:19] So
    Suginami Suzaku-san.
[01:21] Suz
    Incredible! What is that?
[01:24] Suz
    Is a creature like that really allowed to exist?
[01:27] Suz
    Can it be cloned?
[01:30] So
    Impossible.
[01:32] Suz
    That's a shame.
[01:34] So
    We sacrificed an entire area
[01:36] So
    to satisfy your curiosity.
[01:38] So
    We've ended up with huge losses.
[01:41] Suz
    Allow us to help you
[01:43] Suz
    clean up this mess.
[01:46] So
    No,
[01:47] So
    we might not need to.
[01:51] Suz
    Whatever could you mean?
[01:53] So
    I'm talking about our ultimate weapon.
[01:58] So
    Chairman, would you like
    to make a bet with me?
[02:02] So
    Will Kusanagi Takeru be able
[02:04] So
    to kill his sister or not?
[02:07] So
    Let's place our bets.
SIGN    Episode 12: "Supreme Wish"
[03:46] H
    Coming to pick you up was all well and good,
[03:49] H
    but I wasn't expecting this much chaos.
[03:52] H
    No wonder Valhalla wants you.
[03:55] H
    Whoa, there.
[03:57] H
    I would ask you not
    to get me caught up in this,
[04:01] H
    but I'm sure you're not listening.
[04:06] O
    Are you okay, Kusanagi?!
[04:09] H
    You're Mari-san's friend, are you not?
[04:12] H
    Fancy meeting you here.
[04:15] H
    Did you know?
[04:17] H
    Dangerous liaisons begin
[04:20] H
    with chance meetings.
[04:21] O
    Hand over Kusanagi!
[04:24] H
    He's bait.
[04:26] H
    For this Hundred Demons of the Night,
    who seems to love her family.
[04:30] H
    I can't afford to let him go easily.
[04:33] O
    Then I'll take him back with force!
[04:40] H
    You are beautiful when you're angry!
[04:43] H
    Leaving you to be consumed
    by these demons would be a waste!
[04:52] H
    Your Relic Eater's ability is
    to unravel magic sequences, I believe?
[04:56] H
    It's no big deal if I combat you in
[04:58] H
    in close quarters,
    without going witch hunter.
[05:06] H
    Now, let me hear more
    of your beautiful screams!
[05:12] H
    Such a boorish lump of meat.
[05:14] N
    We don't have time to mess around.
    
[05:17] O
    Can you hear me, Vlad?
[05:19] V
    What is it, provisional master?
[05:21] O
    Form a contract with me.
[05:23] V
    Oh? Are you sure?
[05:26] O
    Yes, I am.
[05:27] V
    Didn't you form a provisional contract
[05:29] V
    with me for revenge?
[05:31] V
    I thought you said you wouldn't accept me
[05:34] V
    before you faced your target.
[05:37] O
    I realized that now
[05:38] O
    is the time to use these powers.
[05:41] O
    I won't stop fighting to avenge my family,
[05:44] O
    and the regret and despair they suffered.
    
[05:46] O
    But if
[05:47] O
    the people living by my side now are in danger,
[05:52] O
    I won't have any hesitation in accepting you!
[05:55] O
    I'll fight with everything I have!
[05:58] V
    If you had tried to form a blood pact with me
[06:01] V
    for something as petty as revenge,
[06:03] V
    I would've eaten you alive.
[06:06] V
    But I find your current desire noble.
[06:08] V
    In fact, I'm rather touched by it.
    
[06:11] V
    Very well. Our contract is thus formed.
[06:13] V
    I shall give you all I have!
[06:16] V
    In return, provide me ample entertainment!
[06:19] O
    Desiring with supreme ardor...
[06:21] O
    Bring down the hammer against witches!
[06:25] H
    Nacht, do you think there's room
    for a little more fun and games?
[06:28] N
    Are you kidding me?
[06:30] N
    Can't you tell by how the demons are acting?
[06:41] H
    I can't hold back!
[06:43] H
    Orochi and the rest
    can handle securing the target.
[06:45] H
    I'll have some fun with her!
[06:47] O
    I'll protect them all.
[06:49] O
    My friends, Kusanagi,
[06:52] O
    and his little sister.
[06:54] H
    You may have gained a witch-hunter form,
[06:56] H
    but it's merely a tiny drop
    of hope on this canvas of despair!
[07:09] H
    You're quite good.
[07:11] O
    Vlad!
[07:11] ---
    Very well.
[07:13] V
    Flexible Material Booster, full throttle.
[07:16] N
    Berserk Enchant!
[07:18] O
    Pierce,
[07:19] O
    Vampire!
[07:28] O
    Kusanagi!
[07:32] M
    Aurora Bullet!
[07:35] O
    Nikaido?
[07:38] M
    As if I'd miss the chance
    to see you in trouble!
[07:41] U
    We don't have time for chitchat.
[07:44] U
    We're getting away!
[07:45] O
    You guys...
[07:50] I
    This is his sister's power, huh?
[07:52] I
    I'd heard about it,
[07:54] I
    but I didn't think it'd be this brutal.
[07:56] O
    So Kusanagi did tell you about it?
[07:58] I
    My word. You're getting
    jealous in this situation?
[08:02] I
    How relaxed.
[08:03] O
    Quit with the jokes.
[08:04] O
    If there's anything else you know, tell us.
[08:06] O
    We have to stop her, somehow.
[08:09] I
    In order to suppress her,
[08:11] I
    you have to keep killing
[08:13] I
    her overflowing powers
    until her frenzy dies down.
[08:16] I
    It seems only she,
[08:18] I
    the main body, is immortal,
[08:20] I
    so the stuff on the outside can be put down.
[08:23] M
    We have to keep destroying these things?
[08:25] U
    For how long?
[08:27] I
    No idea.
[08:28] I
    It could be a few hours;
    it could last for days;
[08:32] I
    or it could go on until
    the world is destroyed.
[08:36] I
    Killing Kiseki is impossible, too.
[08:39] I
    As long as she doesn't want
    to be killed by someone else,
[08:42] I
    her powers will keep rejecting death.
[08:45] I
    If anybody has a chance to kill her, it's...
[08:58] I
    Ow...
[09:00] O
    Right now, we have no choice but
    to eliminate as much of this as we can.
[09:03] O
    We'll still stand a chance if backup arrives!
[09:07] U
    How's Kusanagi?
[09:09] O
    His Relic Eater's healing his wounds.
[09:11] O
    There might be a different
    reason why he's not coming to.
[09:15] I
    Even if he does come to,
[09:17] I
    he might be forced to kill his sister.
[09:20] M
    I'm not gonna let him
[09:23] M
    carry any more burdens!
[09:25] M
    It's our turn to help carry his!
[09:28] O
    That's right.
[09:30] O
    Coming from you, very well said.
[09:32] M
    What's your problem?
    Do you have to be that annoying right now?
[09:35] O
    Vlad!
[09:36] V
    You have already lost a lot
[09:38] V
    of blood due to using hallmark magic.
[09:41] V
    You should keep your mana reserves in mind.
[09:43] O
    I don't care!
[09:44] O
    It'll all be for nothing
    if we don't make it through this!
[09:47] V
    Very well.
[09:50] O
    Nikaido Mari.
[09:52] O
    I leave these two and Kusanagi to you.
[09:55] M
    Hey!
[09:56] O
    Killing his own little sister?
[09:59] O
    Going through the same suffering I did?
[10:01] O
    I'll never let Kusanagi experience that!
[10:08] K
    Orange hair. Hate you.
[10:11] K
    Girl who took Onii-chan away from me...
[10:13] K
    I'm the only one who can stay by his side!
[10:19] T
    What have I been doing all this while?
[10:24] T
    Five years ago,
[10:26] T
    I became the root cause of all this
    by not being able to do anything.
[10:30] T
    Back then...
[10:32] T
    Be it protecting her, or killing her,
[10:36] T
    I should've made a decision
    instead of running away.
[10:42] T
    It might have changed everything.
[10:45] L
    It's still not too late.
[10:51] L
    If you wish for it,
[10:53] L
    I shall grant you power.
[10:57] L
    I exist to fulfill your desires,
[11:01] L
    so there's no need for you to turn me down.
[11:05] L
    I am your beloved blade,
[11:08] L
    and you are my beloved master.
[11:11] L
    I shall offer you everything...
[11:15] L
    Offer you all of my true powers.
[11:19] L
    So in return,
[11:22] L
    please give me everything you have.
[11:25] L
    Question 3:
    Can you abandon what is precious to you
[11:29] L
    in order to achieve your goals?
[11:34] L
    Now I will ask my final question:
[11:37] L
    Will you...
[11:39] L
    Will you abandon your own humanity
[11:42] L
    and desire me in order to achieve your goals?
[12:08] L
    Is that your wish?
[12:21] L
    Soul seized from puppet Kusanagi Takeru.
[12:25] L
    Executing program. Injecting mana.
[12:28] L
    Commencing soul integration.
[12:31] L
    Time required to complete process: unknown.
[12:34] L
    Continuing fusion.
[12:36] L
    Mistelteinn will hereby leave
[12:39] L
    the control of the Inquisition.
[12:41] L
    Activating god-hunter mode.
[12:44] L
    Wake up.
[12:47] L
    It is time for the god-hunt.
SIGN    Lapis Lazuli
SIGN    
[12:58] K
    Orange hair. Hate you.
[13:00] K
    I'm the only one who can stay by his side!
[13:04] O
    A heretical power that destroys one's mind
[13:06] O
    by forcibly fulfilling their desires?
[13:08] K
    Stop it...
[13:10] K
    I don't feel
[13:13] K
    that way...
[13:15] K
    Don't grant it!
[13:17] K
    Liar. You know.
[13:20] K
    Onii-chan promised
[13:22] K
    to die with me.
[13:26] K
    Those who try to take Onii-chan...
[13:28] K
    Disappear. Die.
[13:32] O
    You won't defile
[13:34] O
    my friend's family any further!
[13:38] O
    Vlad, how many minutes
    have passed since we began combat?
[13:41] V
    A little under five minutes.
[13:43] O
    Let's head back.
    My friends could be in danger by now.
[13:45] V
    Enemies coming from the ground!
[13:48] O
    No way!
[13:48] K
    Don't take Onii-chan away.
[13:51] K
    Go away. Disappear.
[13:54] O
    Out of my way!
[14:00] M
    As if I'd lose!
[14:03] M
    That stubborn girl
[14:05] M
    left these three to me!
[14:08] U
    I'm running out of ammunition!
[14:10] I
    This is the last. Use it responsibly.
[14:14] I
    I guess we'll only last
    another five minutes, at most.
[14:16] U
    I'll fight until the very end.
[14:18] U
    The words "give up"
[14:20] U
    don't exist in Saionji Usagi's dictionary!
[14:27] O
    What?!
[14:34] O
    Is that you, Kusanagi?
[14:38] T
    Yeah.
[14:40] T
    Still me.
[14:41] O
    Thank goodness you're all right.
[14:44] O
    If you, me, and those three work together...
[14:50] O
    Wh-What? My power's been sucked out...
[14:54] O
    Why, Kusanagi?
[14:57] M
    Takeru, you...
[15:00] T
    Mari, Usagi, Suginami...
[15:03] T
    Take care of Ohtori.
[15:06] T
    I don't have time to explain.
[15:08] T
    While I'm still myself,
[15:10] T
    take her and get out of here.
[15:13] M
    But what about you?
[15:18] O
    Kusanagi!
[15:20] O
    Don't go!
[15:22] O
    You shouldn't carry the same burden as me!
[15:26] O
    No matter what the reason,
[15:28] O
    you can't kill family with your own hands!
[15:32] O
    Even if it's for her sake!
[15:37] T
    I...
[15:42] T
    I'm not going to fight just for my sister.
[15:46] T
    Sorry, Ohtori.
[15:48] T
    I don't think
[15:51] T
    I can walk by your side anymore.
[15:55] M
    Don't go, Takeru!
[15:57] M
    I don't really get it, but just don't!
[16:01] U
    You're our captain!
[16:03] U
    You'd better not abandon your post!
[16:08] T
    Forgive me, guys.
[16:11] M
    Takeru!
[16:21] T
    Kiseki!
[16:23] K
    You're finally going to put an end to this.
[16:27] T
    That may be salvation to you, but I...
[16:34] H
    Nice!
[16:35] H
    A guy trying to end the life
[16:38] H
    of a loved one is a sight to behold!
[16:40] T
    Out of my way!
[16:41] T
    I don't have much time left!
[16:44] H
    I'm afraid I can't.
[16:47] H
    Your little sister is a VIP to us in Valhalla.
[16:51] H
    I'll take her with me, even if I have to kill her.
[16:53] K
    Don't!
[16:54] K
    We'll die together. Stay out of the way.
[16:56] K
    Onii-chan will die with me.
[16:58] K
    Don't go anywhere.
[17:00] K
    Stay by my side.
[17:02] H
    I can't believe you transformed
[17:04] H
    to god-hunter mode to kill your own sister.
[17:07] H
    I guess I really do
[17:09] H
    have to kill you here.
[17:11] K
    Onii-chan will die?
[17:15] K
    Right. Hurry.
[17:17] K
    Hurry, together.
[17:22] K
    I want to die already.
[17:24] K
    Onii-chan will...
[17:27] K
    It's all Onii-chan's fault.
[17:29] K
    He turned me into this.
[17:32] K
    Because he couldn't kill me back then.
[17:35] T
    That's right!
[17:37] T
    I couldn't kill Kiseki!
[17:39] T
    That regret is what kept me alive until now!
[17:42] T
    Back then, I was of two minds,
    but chose neither.
[17:47] T
    Now, I finally understand.
[17:49] T
    I don't care how much I regret it.
[17:52] T
    I'll stay true to my desires!
[17:55] H
    That's rich, from a guy getting
    his soul devoured by his Relic Eater!
[17:59] H
    Until I breathe my last,
[18:03] H
    I won't give up on my friends,
    my sister,
[18:06] H
    or my life!
[18:09] H
    How naive.
[18:11] H
    The ramblings of a pussy
    who can't cast anything aside.
[18:15] T
    I want to take Kiseki back!
[18:18] T
    I want to go back to my friends, too!
[18:20] T
    That's my wish!
[18:22] K
    No! You have to die with me!
[18:24] K
    I'll die with you!
[18:26] K
    Stop it!
[18:27] K
    The truth is, I want...
[18:29] K
    Lies.
[18:30] K
    It was nothing but suffering.
[18:33] K
    Quit lying!
[18:35] K
    You promised. You liar!
[18:38] T
    Kiseki!
[18:40] H
    Rest assured.
[18:41] H
    Once I kill you,
[18:43] H
    I'll send your little sister after you, too.
[18:46] H
    I'm a man of my word.
[18:50] H
    Of course, it'll be after she covers
[18:52] H
    the world in despair for me!
[18:55] T
    You scumbag!
[18:56] K
    Liar!
[18:59] K
    I'm not lying!
[19:00] K
    I do want to die with Onii-chan,
[19:03] K
    but right now, this is how I feel!
[19:06] K
    Won't accept it.
[19:07] K
    Lies. Love Onii-chan.
[19:09] K
    Lies. Hate.
[19:11] K
    Lies. Love.
[19:12] T
    Kiseki!
[19:12] K
    Wanna kill. Don't wanna kill.
[19:14] K
    Wanna destroy. Don't wanna destroy.
[19:15] K
    Wanna kill. Don't wanna kill.
[19:16] K
    Wanna destroy. Don't wanna destroy.
[19:17] H
    Is the internal conflict
    making it break down?
[19:19] N
    Isn't this bad?
[19:21] T
    Step aside!
[19:23] H
    Nacht!
[19:24] N
    Berserk Enchant!
[19:26] T
    Ragnarok Enchant!
[19:28] T
    Kusanagi double-edged art:
[19:31] T
    Yamata-no-Orochi!
[19:37] T
    Kiseki!
[19:40] T
    Where are you?!
[19:49] K
    Onii-chan...
[19:58] K
    Onii-chan?
[20:00] T
    Yeah. Let's go back together.
[20:06] D
    Are you going
[20:08] D
    to make me suffer again?
[20:11] T
    Maybe.
[20:14] T
    But until I can truly save you,
[20:18] T
    I will stand up as many times as it takes.
[20:30] Suz
    What? Over already?
[20:35] O
    Good grief.
[20:37] O
    Guess we'll have to retreat for now.
[20:40] O
    Back to the drawing board, Kanaria!
[20:43] Kan
    Roger that.
[20:44] Kan
    Tch.
[20:50] So
    Hey, Orochi-kun.
[20:52] So
    It's been 150 years.
[20:55] So
    How've you been?
[20:57] O
    Ohtori Sougetsu.
[20:59] O
    Are you trying to use Takeru to
    make history repeat itself?
[21:04] So
    Do your best to try and fight it.
[21:07] So
    A finger has already been
    placed on the trigger of war.
[21:11] So
    Whether you like it or not,
[21:14] So
    hell shall descend upon us again,
[21:16] So
    Kusanagi Orochi-kun.
[21:19] O
    Kusanagi!
[21:20] M
    Takeru!
[21:21] M
    Thank goodness you're safe!
[21:23] O
    You saved your sister?
[21:26] T
    Nah, I wouldn't say that.
[21:30] T
    As it stands,
[21:32] T
    I'll only be putting her through
    more painful things.
[21:36] M
    You can lean on me more, you know?
[21:39] U
    Please don't suffer alone.
[21:42] I
    Good grief. You're such a worrywart.
[21:47] O
    Let us carry
[21:50] O
    half of your burden, too.
[21:56] T
    Thank you.
[22:11] T
    
SIGN    Freshmen
     35th Test Platoon