4 - One Can’t Stay Sad Very Long in Such an Interesting World Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Marilla     I don't know what to do with her. [00:08] (Flashback) Anne     I will not go back to school, I assure you. [00:12] Marilla     She can be awful stubborn     if she takes the notion. [00:15] Lynde     Speaking as a woman who's     sent ten children to school, [00:20] Lynde     I'd just humor her a little at     first, that's what I'd do. [00:23] Marilla     Then you really think     I'd better let her stay home? [00:26] Lynde     Yes. That is, I wouldn't     say school to her again [00:30] Lynde     until she said it herself. [00:36] Lynde     She'll cool off in a week or so and be     ready enough to go back of her own accord. [00:39] Marilla     You think so? [00:41] Lynde     While, if you were to make     her go back right off, [00:45] Lynde     dear knows what freak or tantrum she'd     take next and make more trouble than ever. [00:54] Marilla     Anne? [00:56] Marilla     Whatever's the matter now? [00:57] Anne     I love Diana so, Marilla.     I cannot ever live without her. [01:02] Marilla     Have you had a falling out? [01:05] Anne     No. [01:07] Anne     But when we grow up,     Diana will get married... [01:11] Anne     and go away and leave me. [01:14] Anne     And oh, what shall I do? [01:17] Anne     I hate her husband—     I just hate him furiously. [01:26] Marilla     If you must borrow trouble,     for pity's sake, borrow it handier home. [01:30] Marilla     Oh, yes. I'm going out tomorrow afternoon. [01:34] Marilla     You can ask Diana to come     over and have tea here. [01:38] Anne     Oh, Marilla! [01:41] Marilla     Have the bottle of raspberry cordial     on the second shelf of the closet. [01:45] Marilla     You can cut some fruitcake and have     some of the cookies and snaps. [01:48] Anne     How perfectly lovely! [01:50] Anne     You are able to imagine things after all, [01:53] Anne     or else you'd never have understood     how I've longed for that very thing. [01:57] Anne     It will seem so nice and grown-uppish! SIGN    Chapter 4 SIGN    One Can't Stay Sad Very Long     in Such an Interesting World [03:47] Diana     How do you do? [03:50] Anne     All the better for your company. [03:56] Anne     May I... offer you tea? [04:02] Anne     Marilla said the raspberry cordial     was on the second shelf. [04:08] Anne     This must be it. [04:13] Anne     Marilla's famous raspberry cordial! [04:15] Anne     Please help yourself. [04:19] Diana     Thank you. It's such a pretty color. [04:24] Diana     That's awfully nice! [04:26] Diana     I didn't know raspberry     cordial was so nice! [04:30] Anne     I'm real glad you like it! [04:34] Anne     Take as much as you want.     I'm going to run out and stir the fire up. [04:44] Diana     It certainly is very nice. [04:55] Anne     Another glass? [04:57] Diana     Yes, please. [05:02] Diana     The nicest I ever drank. [05:04] Diana     It's ever so much nicer than Mother's. [05:06] Anne     Marilla is a famous cook. [05:09] Anne     But there's no scope for imagination in     cookery. You just have to go by rules. [05:13] Anne     She is trying to teach me to cook,     but I assure you, Diana, it is uphill work. [05:20] Anne     Why, Diana, what is the matter? [05:23] Diana     I'm—I'm awful sick. [05:27] Anne     What? [05:28] Anne     Where do you feel bad? [05:30] Anne     W-Would you like to     lie down on the sofa? [05:32] Diana     I must go right home. [05:34] Anne     Oh, you mustn't dream of     going home without your tea. [05:37] Diana     I must go home. [05:38] Anne     All right. I'll go with you. [05:52] Anne     Mrs. Lynde. [05:54] Lynde     Is Marilla in? [05:55] Anne     She's out. [05:57] Anne     Come in. I'll put on tea. [05:59] Lynde     Never mind. I only stopped to look in. [06:03] Lynde     Goodbye. [06:08] Lynde     Tell me, Anne, [06:10] Lynde     what did you give Diana to drink? [06:15] Marilla     You set Diana drunk?! [06:19] Marilla     What on earth did you give her? [06:21] Anne     Not a thing but raspberry cordial. [06:23] Anne     I never thought raspberry cordial     would set people drunk, [06:27] Anne     not even if they drank three     big tumblerfuls as Diana did. [06:32] Marilla     Anne, you certainly have a genius     for getting into trouble. [06:36] Marilla     You went and gave Diana currant wine      instead of raspberry cordial. [06:40] Anne     Wine? [06:42] Marilla     I put the bottle of cordial     down in the cellar. [06:45] Marilla     Not in the pantry as I told you. [06:48] Anne     What?! [06:49] Marilla     Didn't you know the difference yourself? [06:51] Anne     I never tasted it. I meant to     be so—so—hospitable. [06:55] Anne     Diana just laughed silly like when her     mother asked her what was the matter. [07:01] Anne     Her mother smelled her breath     and knew she was drunk. [07:05] Anne     Mrs. Barry is so indignant. [07:08] Anne     She will never let me play with Diana again! [07:14] Marilla     I know. I'll go up and tell     Mrs. Barry how it was. [07:20] Marilla     She'll think better of it when she     finds you're not really to blame. [07:38] Anne     Marilla? [07:40] Marilla     Of all the unreasonable women     I ever saw, she's the worst! [07:44] Marilla     I told her it was all a mistake     and you weren't to blame, [07:47] Marilla     but she just simply didn't believe me. [07:49] Marilla     I told her plainly that wine wasn't meant     to be drunk three tumblerfuls at a time! [08:04] Mrs. Barry     What do you want? [08:05] Anne     Oh, Mrs. Barry, please forgive me! [08:08] Anne     I did not mean to intoxicate Diana! [08:12] Anne     Just imagine if you had just one     bosom friend in all the world! [08:17] Anne     Do you think you would     intoxicate her on purpose? [08:21] Anne     Oh, please don't say that you won't     let Diana play with me any more! [08:25] Anne     If you do, you will cover my     life with a dark cloud of woe! [08:31] Mrs. Barry     How dare you mock your elders with     big words and dramatic gestures. [08:35] Mrs. Barry     I don't think you are a fit little girl     for Diana to associate with. [08:40] Mrs. Barry     You'd better go home and behave yourself. [08:43] Anne     Please wait! [08:44] Anne     Won't you let me see Diana     just once to say farewell? [08:48] Mrs. Barry     Diana is sleeping. Now go! [08:51] Anne     Oh, but— [09:00] Anne     My last hope is gone. [09:26] Anne     Diana! [09:31] Anne     Your mother hasn't relented? [09:35] Diana     I've cried and cried, and I told her it     wasn't your fault, but it wasn't any use. [09:41] Diana     I had ever such a time coaxing her to     let me have ten minutes to say goodbye. [09:46] Anne     Ten minutes isn't very long     to say an eternal farewell in. [09:51] Anne     Oh, Diana, will you promise faithfully never     to forget me, the friend of your youth, [09:59] Anne     no matter what dearer     friends may caress thee? [10:03] Diana     Indeed I will, and I'll never     have another bosom friend. [10:09] Diana     I couldn't love anybody as I love you. [10:13] Anne     Oh, Diana, do you love me? [10:18] Diana     Why, of course I do. [10:20] Diana     Didn't you know that? [10:21] Anne     I thought you liked me, of course,     but I never hoped you loved me. [10:27] Anne     Oh, this is wonderful! [10:30] Anne     Oh, Diana, just say it once again. [10:33] Diana     I love you devotedly, Anne,      and I always will, you may be sure of that. [10:39] Anne     And I will always love thee, Diana. [10:48] Anne     Wilt thou give me a lock of thy jet-black     tresses in parting to treasure forevermore? [10:54] Anne     Ready? [10:56] Diana     Yes. [11:01] Anne     Fare thee well, my beloved friend. [11:04] Anne     Henceforth we must be as strangers,     though living side by side. [11:08] Anne     But my heart will ever be faithful to thee. [11:28] Anne     I'm going back to school. [11:30] Anne     That is all there is left in life for me, [11:33] Anne     now that my friend has been     ruthlessly torn from me. [11:36] Anne     In school, I can look at her     and muse over days departed. [11:42] Marilla     I hope we'll hear no more of breaking slates     over people's heads and such carryings-on. [11:47] Anne     I'll try to be a model pupil! [11:49] Anne     Goodbye! [11:56] Ruby     Anne! [11:57] Jane     You've come back! [12:05] Ruby     Here. [12:07] Ruby     Have some. [12:08] Anne     Oh, it looks scrumptious! [12:10] Ella     Here, Anne. [12:12] Anne     What's this? [12:14] Anne     Oh, how pretty! [12:16] Anne     Thank you, Ella. [12:18] Classmate     Anne, this is from me. [12:20] Classmate     And I'd like you to have this, too. [12:22] Anne     Thank you all. I'll treasure them. [12:31] Anne     It's so nice to be appreciated. [12:34] Matthew     Well now, I suppose it is. [12:36] Marilla     I hope you're doing as     your teacher tells you. [12:39] Anne     Of course I am. [12:41] Anne     But Diana won't look at me. [12:44] Anne     She might just have smiled     at me once, I think. [12:48] Phillips     Now, I want you all to write a composition     on this school you have your lessons in. [12:54] Phillips     Begin according to the order     I've written on the blackboard. [12:59] Phillips     First, place. Where does it stand? [13:00] Diana     Dear Anne, Mother says I'm not to play     with you or talk to you even in school. [13:06] Diana     Please don't be cross at me,     because I love you as much as ever. [13:16] Phillips     And so, [13:17] Phillips     some of you wrote well     and others, not so well, [13:21] Phillips     but you must all remember to read your     own compositions and correct mistakes. [13:22] Anne     My own darling Diana: [13:24] Anne     Of course I am not cross at you. [13:27] Anne     Our spirits can commune. [13:31] Anne     I shall sleep with your letter     under my pillow tonight. [13:35] Anne     Yours until death do us part,     Anne or Cordelia Shirley. [13:39] Phillips     That will do. [13:41] Gilbert     Anne Shirley. [13:44] Gilbert     I know you're good at spelling. [13:46] Gilbert     Would you help me with a few— [13:51] Jimmy     Anne really won't say a word to you. [13:54] Jimmy     I guess you are rivals in class. [13:59] Phillips     Today, top honors in sums go to... [14:02] Phillips     Gilbert. [14:06] Phillips     Today, top honors in sums go to... [14:09] Phillips     Anne. [14:15] Phillips     Today, Gilbert and Anne have     tied for first in sums. [14:25] Anne     I'm sure I'll never     be able to like geometry. [14:29] Anne     There is no scope for     imagination in it at all. [14:32] Anne     And Gil—I mean, some of     the others are so smart at it. [14:37] Anne     Even Diana— [14:39] Anne     But I don't mind being beaten by Diana. [14:43] Anne     Even although we meet as strangers now [14:47] Anne     I still love her with an     inextinguishable love. [14:51] Anne     It makes me very sad that     I can't talk with her. [14:56] Anne     But really, [14:57] Anne     one can't stay sad very long     in such an interesting world, [15:03] Anne     can one? [15:05] Matthew     Knowing you, you'll beat     anything life throws at you. [15:11] Marilla     Now, finish your meal. [15:13] Anne     I will. [15:19] Anne     That winter witnessed a momentous event. [15:23] Anne     The Canadian Premier decided to     come to Prince Edward Island. [15:28] Anne     Most of the grown-up people in     Avonlea went to hear him speak. [15:34] Anne     But that wasn't the only happening of note. [15:43] Anne     It's nice to spend a night     without Marilla sometimes. [15:49] Anne     Hello? [15:51] Anne     Whatever is the matter, Diana?! [15:54] Anne     Has your mother relented at last? [15:57] Diana     No! [15:58] Diana     Oh, Anne, do come quick! [16:00] Diana     Minnie May is awful sick! [16:02] Diana     She's got croup, I think! [16:05] Diana     Father and Mother are away to town [16:07] Diana     and Young Mary Joe     doesn't know what to do, [16:10] Diana     and oh, Anne, I'm so scared! [16:14] Anne     Don't cry! [16:15] Anne     Matthew's gone for the doctor. [16:18] Anne     I know exactly what to do for croup. [16:20] Anne     You forget that I've looked after children. [16:22] Anne     Just wait till I get the ipecac bottle. [16:36] Diana     Well, Anne? [16:38] Anne     Minnie May has croup all right,     just like the three pairs of twins. [16:43] Anne     But she's pretty bad. [16:46] Anne     Try to find fresh clothes     and soft flannel cloths! [16:48] Diana     Right away. [16:50] Anne     Mary Joe, we must have lots of hot water. [16:53] Mary     Right! [17:00] Anne     Now Minnie May, drink this down. [17:11] Anne     Yes, that's a good girl. [17:30] Diana     You don't think she'll choke, do you? [17:35] Diana     Minnie May! [17:36] Anne     Minnie May! [17:37] Anne     Stay strong, Minnie May! [17:48] Anne     Matthew! [17:49] Matthew     Sorry. I had to go all     the way to Spencervale. [17:52] Doctor     Where is the patient? [17:53] Anne     She's here. [18:01] Doctor     Sleeping soundly, I see. [18:05] Doctor     She'll be all right now. [18:09] Anne     I was awfully near giving up in despair. [18:11] Anne     I actually thought she was     going to choke to death. [18:14] Doctor     Did you give her medicine? [18:17] Anne     I gave her ipecac, [18:18] Anne     and when the last dose went down,      she began to get better right away. [18:22] Anne     You must just imagine my relief, doctor,     because I can't express it in words. [18:31] Anne     You know there are some things that     cannot be expressed in words. [18:37] Anne     Isn't it a wonderful morning? [18:39] Anne     I'm so glad I live in a world     where there are white frosts. [18:45] Anne     I'm so sleepy. I can't go to school. [18:49] Anne     But I hate to stay home for     Gil—some of the others [18:56] Anne     will get head of the class. [19:00] Matthew     Well now, I guess you'll manage all right. [19:06] Doctor     That little redheaded girl they have over     at Cuthbert's saved that baby's life. [19:12] Doctor     It would have been too late     by the time I got here. [19:16] Mrs. Barry     Did she really? [19:19] Doctor     I never saw anything like the eyes of her     when she was explaining the case out to me. [19:24] Doctor     I can't express it in words. [19:33] Anne     Welcome home, Marilla. [19:36] Marilla     I guess you're hungry. [19:38] Marilla     There's soup in the pot, [19:41] Marilla     and you can get yourself some     blue plum preserve out of the pantry. [19:46] Marilla     Matthew has been telling     me about last night. [19:51] Marilla     I must say it was fortunate     you knew what to do. [19:54] Marilla     I wouldn't have had any idea myself,     for I never saw a case of croup. [19:59] Anne     Marilla, I— [20:00] Marilla     Don't talk while you're eating! [20:04] Marilla     I can tell by the look of you that     you're just full up with speeches, [20:08] Marilla     but they'll keep. [20:16] Marilla     Mrs. Barry was here this afternoon, Anne. [20:19] Marilla     She says you saved Minnie May's life,      and she is sorry for that affair of the wine. [20:27] Marilla     And she hopes you'll be good     friends with Diana again. [20:32] Anne     Oh, Marilla, can I go right now? [20:37] Anne     I'll wash my dishes when I come back. [20:39] Marilla     Yes, yes, run along. [20:42] Marilla     I'll get your cap and wrap, so— [20:47] Marilla     I might as well call to the wind. [20:49] Marilla     It'll be a mercy if she doesn't     catch her death of cold. [20:54] Diana     Anne! [20:56] Anne     Diana! [21:19] Anne     Just at present, I have     a soul above red hair. [21:21] Anne     It must be lovely to be grown up, Marilla, [21:25] Anne     when just being treated as     if you were is so nice. [21:28] Marilla     I don't know about that. [21:31] Anne     Diana showed me a new fancy crochet stitch. [21:35] Anne     And she gave me a beautiful card     with a wreath of roses on it, [21:39] Anne     and a verse of poetry! [21:42] Anne     And we had fruitcake and... [21:44] Diana     Dear Anne, [21:46] Diana     If you love me [21:49] Diana     as I love you... [21:53] Diana     Nothing but death [21:53] Anne     Nothing but death [21:58] Diana     can part us two. [21:58] Anne     can part us two. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Let Us Look on the     Bright Side of Things