4 - Club Room Go Boom!

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[00:05] Pink
    Hello!
[00:07] Pink
    Huh?
[00:10] ---
    No one's here?
[00:12] Neko
    Damn it, you're so noisy.
[00:14] Neko
    You woke me up.
[00:16] Pink
    Sorry, I might be here too early,
[00:19] Pink
    especially with Arisu-chan on cleaning duty.
[00:21] Numa Numa Yay
    Hello.
[00:22] Pink
    Yes?
[00:23] Numa Numa Yay
    Numazon delivery.
[00:29] Pink
    Wh-What...
[00:36] Numa Numa Yay
    Thank you.
[00:42] Pink
    Help!
[00:47] Sports
    Ready...
SIGN    Student Council Room
[02:22] Purple Grinch
    Anime Club...
[02:23] Purple Grinch
    I won't give up.
[02:25] Purple Grinch
    I'll shut down your club.
[02:27] Purple Grinch
    And...
[02:30] Yellow Grinch
    Chairperson.
[02:31] Green Grinch
    We've returned. As instructed,
    we've researched the club's expenditures,
[02:35] Green Grinch
    the members' friendships,
    their favorite anime...
[02:38] Green Grinch
    Everything there is to
    know about the Anime Club...
[02:42] Purple Grinch
    I see.
[02:44] Purple Grinch
    I don't care how insignificant it may seem.
[02:46] Purple Grinch
    Find any and every issue you can.
[02:48] Green Grinch
    Yes.
[02:51] Neko
    That was a close one.
[02:54] Pink
    You could have helped me,
    rather than just saving yourself.
[02:57] ---
    You okay?
[03:00] Puke Green
    Nakano-senpai.
[03:03] Pink
    Thank you.
[03:05] Puke Green
    I'm glad for you, my little kitten.
[03:09] Pink
    What do you think these boxes are?
[03:12] Ojojojo
    Oh.
[03:13] Ojojojo
    It looks like they've arrived.
SIGN    Sorame Yujincho
    5
SIGN    Fight! Onotokisaka Academy Idol Club!
SIGN    PreFae Supers
SIGN    Replica
[03:17] Pink
    This is all anime?
[03:20] Ojojojo
    I ordered it all on Numazon so that we'd
    have a collection fit for the Anime Club.
[03:27] Green
    The special edition Dub Tone movie 
    Blu-ray with limited-edition packaging.
[03:31] Green
    It has the uncut concert scene, too, right?
[03:35] Oatmeal Supreme
    Oh?
[03:36] Oatmeal Supreme
    The Chaos Mad Nova box set.
[03:39] Oatmeal Supreme
    The fan disc has the unthinkable, younger
    sister story, too, if I'm not mistaken.
[03:44] T_T
    You even got the latest volume of Anosuba.
[03:47] T_T
    I can watch the useless goddess Aquina's
    barfing scenes over and over in the club room!
[03:53] Ojojojo
    We've got a nice set of saucers?
[03:56] Pink
    Saucers?
[03:57] Ojojojo
    Not those saucers.
[03:58] Ojojojo
    It's what we call physical anime discs.
[04:04] Ojojojo
    Disc sales can make or
    break a late-night anime.
[04:09] Ojojojo
    It's a critical matter.
SIGN    Wonderland Heart
[04:11] Ojojojo
    They come with concert raffle tickets
    and event invitations and such.
SIGN    Concerts    Events    Fan-Meets
[04:18] Ojojojo
    The bonus material gets better every year.
[04:21] Ojojojo
    They even come with figures or concept art.
[04:24] Ojojojo
    Sometimes, you can't even
    tell what's the main product.
SIGN    Blu-ray Volume 1 Includes Figure
SIGN    Actual video
[04:28] T_T
    People would talk about how
    the artwork is a disaster,
[04:32] T_T
    but the artists would spend sleepless nights,
[04:37] T_T
    working their butts off to
    turn it into something divine.
[04:40] Oatmeal Supreme
    Once you're a master, like I am,
    you'll have a copy for storage,
[04:44] Oatmeal Supreme
    for decorating,
[04:45] Oatmeal Supreme
    for evangelism,
[04:45] Oatmeal Supreme
    for watching,
[04:46] Oatmeal Supreme
    for backup,
[04:48] Oatmeal Supreme
    along with all the store-specific exclusives.
[04:50] Oatmeal Supreme
    I don't hesitate to buy multiple copies.
[04:53] Green
    Sure, sure.
[04:54] Oatmeal Supreme
    Thus, no matter how much funding I
    have, it all vanishes into the discs.
[04:59] Oatmeal Supreme
    The time has come for me to tap
    into my Swiss bank account.
[05:01] Pink
    Why are they so desperate to sell discs?
[05:06] Ojojojo
    Good question.
[05:07] Ojojojo
    Airing anime doesn't actually make money.
[05:12] Green
    Making anime costs a lot of money.
[05:15] Green
    So multiple companies
    invest in a single show,
[05:19] Green
    and create an organization called
    a "production committee."
[05:22] Pink
    Committee?
[05:23] Ojojojo
    Production committees come up
    with budgets for the anime,
[05:26] Ojojojo
    and distribute revenue from
    the discs and merchandise,
[05:31] Ojojojo
    as well as from online streaming
    and overseas distribution.
SIGN    Anime Shangri-La
SIGN    God's Love on This
    Wonderful Blessing!
SIGN    Anime Season 2
    Announced!!
[05:34] Ojojojo
    If the sales figures are good, 
    sometimes they'll even get a second season.
[05:39] Green
    At times, they'd work
    to hype it up, at times,
[05:42] Green
    they'd change the content of the
    anime for the sake of business.
[05:45] Green
    They're kind of like a
    powerful shadow organization
[05:49] Green
    that has immeasurable influence
    over the production.
[05:54] Pink
    I never knew.
[05:56] Puke Green
    You see it on the screen
    in school anime a lot.
[05:59] Puke Green
    For example, Sakaneko Academy 
    Private School Student Council.
[06:02] Pink
    So then,
[06:03] Pink
    the student council is a shadow
    organization that controls the school?
[06:08] Ojojojo
    Minoa, are you sure you haven't
    been watching too much anime?
[06:12] T_T
    Although she's probably right in that
    you'd be in trouble if you opposed them.
[06:15] Green
    Hey, did you buy all these discs?
[06:19] Ojojojo
    Well,
[06:20] Ojojojo
    what belongs to the Anime Club belongs to me.
[06:22] Ojojojo
    What belongs to me belongs to me.
[06:27] Oatmeal Supreme
    Wait, so, what?
[06:31] Green Grinch
    We've finally got you, Anime Club!
[06:35] Pink
    It's them!
[06:36] Pink
    The production committee!
[06:38] Green Grinch
    What?
[06:39] Green
    Nothing, we were talking
    about something else.
[06:41] Green
    So what do you want?
[06:42] Green
    What's got you so eager?
[06:44] Yellow Grinch
    This is the receipt for club spending.
[06:48] Yellow Grinch
    What is "Anime software costs"?
[06:52] Yellow Grinch
    You didn't buy that using
    club funding, did you?
SIGN    God's Love on This
    Wonderful Blessing!
[06:56] Green Grinch
    Don't bother trying to hide it.
[06:58] Green Grinch
    The jig is up.
[07:00] Green Grinch
    The criminal is among us!
[07:03] Ojojojo
    You're correct.
[07:05] Green Grinch
    Wait, why are you so quick to confess?
[07:08] Green Grinch
    Give me a chance to show off
    my Vice President skills!
[07:11] Yellow Grinch
    This is where the treasurer gets to show off.
[07:14] Yellow Grinch
    A total cost of 341,951 yen.
[07:17] Yellow Grinch
    To think you wasted club
    funding on such a thing.
[07:20] Ojojojo
    With all due respect, the club
    funding belongs to the club members.
[07:23] Ojojojo
    That is, it belongs to me.
[07:25] Ojojojo
    What's wrong with using
    my own money for myself?
[07:28] Oatmeal Supreme
    That's what you meant?!
[07:30] Purple Grinch
    In any case,
[07:32] Purple Grinch
    a newly-founded Anime Club won't be allowed
    to spend such a large amount of money.
[07:37] Ojojojo
    Then I'll use my pocket money.
[07:40] Ojojojo
    Sebas.
[07:41] Green
    Wait a minute, Arisucchi.
[07:44] Green
    As the president, it's my fault that I
    failed to adequately manage the members.
[07:48] Green
    Besides, this is the kind of thing
    that we need to solve for ourselves.
[07:53] Purple Grinch
    Then how about this:
[07:55] Purple Grinch
    For the next week, you'll assist the
    other clubs without compensation.
[07:59] Purple Grinch
    Unless the student council
    approves of the work you do,
[08:02] Purple Grinch
    the Anime Club will be abolished.
[08:04] Green
    Th-That's too...
[08:06] Purple Grinch
    Of course you can't.
[08:07] Purple Grinch
    The Anime Club isn't good for anything.
[08:11] Purple Grinch
    It can't create anything.
[08:12] Purple Grinch
    It's just baggage.
[08:14] Purple Grinch
    There's no way you can do anything
    of merit for the other clubs.
[08:19] Purple Grinch
    You'll have to prove otherwise,
    if that bothers you.
[08:23] Purple Grinch
    That I'm wrong.
[08:24] Yellow Grinch
    It'll be interesting.
[08:34] Pink
    We just survived getting shut down.
[08:37] Puke Green
    Here you go.
[08:39] Pink
    Nakano-senpai.
[08:41] Pink
    Thank you.
[08:43] Pink
    I never knew we were at the same station.
[08:46] Puke Green
    A heavy-handed student council
    threatening to shut down a club.
[08:49] Puke Green
    It's a club anime classic.
[08:51] Pink
    I know, right?
[08:52] Pink
    I saw something like that on a TV drama.
[08:54] Puke Green
    Yeah, I mean in an anime.
[08:56] Pink
    Oh. Okay.
[08:58] Pink
    So why did you join the Anime Club?
[09:02] Puke Green
    Well...
[09:04] Puke Green
    I think I've always aspired to be
    in a club with like-minded people.
[09:09] Puke Green
    The moment we come together
    and grow as a group
[09:14] Puke Green
    is quite spectacular, don't you think?
[09:17] Puke Green
    Just like that Onotokisaka Academy Idol Club.
[09:21] Pink
    Onotokisaka?
[09:23] Puke Green
    It's a legendary high school idol club.
[09:27] Puke Green
    They overcame the student
    council's sabotaging,
[09:29] Puke Green
    and saved the club from being abolished.
[09:31] Pink
    And those are high schoolers?
[09:34] Pink
    That's amazing.
[09:35] Pink
    We have to do what we can, too, then.
[09:39] Puke Green
    Yeah, it was an anime, though.
[09:40] Pink
    Let's do this!
[09:51] Wig Pink
    Anime Club!
[09:53] Wig Pink
    We'd like to support your clubs!
[09:55] Wig Pink
    We'll help with anything!
[10:00] Pink
    Erika-senpai?!
[10:02] Wig Pink
    Morning, Minoacchi.
[10:03] Pink
    What's up with the outfit?
SIGN    We'll Help Your Clubs!
    Contact us
    Anime Club
    Club Building 3F
[10:06] Wig Pink
    You could say it's my expression of intent.
[10:09] Wig Pink
    Although it was a bit tight.
[10:11] Pink
    I'll help.
[10:15] Pink
    Please and thank you.
[10:17] Pink
    Anime Club.
[10:18] Ojojojo
    I'll help.
[10:23] Wig Pink
    Arisucchi...
[10:26] Oatmeal Supreme
    I won't sleep well, seeing the club die.
[10:29] T_T
    We have to do what we can.
[10:31] Puke Green
    Handing out fliers is what it's all about.
[10:36] Green
    I'll neither run nor hide.
[10:39] Green
    All pitches, straight down the middle!
[10:50] A
    That's a game!
[10:57] Pink
    Hello, everyone—
[11:02] Puke Green
    I don't understand you.
[11:05] Oatmeal Supreme
    I feel it...
[11:06] Oatmeal Supreme
    The dough is cooking inside
    the electron purgatory.
[11:09] Oatmeal Supreme
    My magnificent gadget makes 
    quick work of any confectionery!
[11:17] Ojojojo
    Show me, Miko, your most godly move.
[11:28] Pink
    It's no use!
[11:30] Ojojojo
    We've screwed up at every club we've helped.
[11:33] T_T
    Where's Gomon-sensei when you need him?
[11:35] Green
    He's on business abroad this week.
[11:37] Green
    To China, apparently.
[11:39] Ojojojo
    What terrible timing.
[11:41] Oatmeal Supreme
    We only have two more days.
[11:45] Oatmeal Supreme
    We're really going to end up being shut down.
[11:48] T_T
    This was originally your fault, Arisu.
[11:51] Ojojojo
    This calls for me to acquire this academy
    and take over the student council.
[11:55] Oatmeal Supreme
    Your thoughts are possessed by the devil.
[11:59] T_T
    It appears so.
[12:00] Ojojojo
    Wh-What?!
[12:04] Pink
    G-Guys...
[12:05] Green
    Stop.
[12:07] Green
    This isn't the time to
    be fighting with each other.
[12:13] Puke Green
    Here we go.
[12:15] Puke Green
    It's a request from the Drama Club.
[12:18] Puke Green
    They're performing a musical at school for
    the new students the day after tomorrow.
SIGN    Sakaneko High School
    Drama Club
SIGN    Musical
SIGN    New Students Welcome!!
[12:22] Puke Green
    Apparently they didn't get the costumes
    they ordered, and they're in a bind.
[12:26] T_T
    Costumes?
[12:28] Pink
    You could make some, couldn't you, Senpai?
[12:31] Green
    I-I guess.
[12:33] Green
    I'll do what I can.
SIGN    Student Council Room
[12:37] Green Grinch
    End of report, ma'am.
[12:38] Purple Grinch
    The Anime Club is making
    costumes for the Drama Club?
[12:43] Purple Grinch
    They're wasting their time.
SIGN    Club Room Go Boom!
[13:11] Green
    Nope.
[13:12] Green
    I can't do it.
[13:21] Pink
    Erika-senpai...
[13:33] (Flashback) Purple Grinch
    The Anime Club isn't good for anything.
[13:36] (Flashback) Purple Grinch
    It can't create anything.
[13:46] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    I'm here from Japan.
[13:48] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    My name is Aoyama Erika.
[13:50] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    Um...
[13:51] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    So...
[13:53] (Flashback) Pizza
    Hey, want to come over to 
    have pizza and watch TV?
[13:55] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    H-Hey...
[13:55] (Flashback) And Chill
    Do you have soft serve?
[13:56] (Flashback) Pizza
    Yes.
SIGN    PreFae Supers
[14:05] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    PreFae.
[14:07] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    I never knew it was airing here.
[14:11] (Flashback) And Chill
    Hey, Erika!
[14:14] (Flashback) And Chill
    This anime's from Japan, right?
[14:16] (Flashback) And Chill
    You know it?
[14:17] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    Yeah, of course.
[14:20] (Flashback) Pizza
    We're cosplayers, but what do they say
    in Japanese when they're transforming?
[14:26] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    She's saying...
[14:29] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    Enemies of Mother Earth,
    cease your evil deeds!
[14:45] Pizza
    Erika-senpai.
[14:49] Purple Grinch
    Senpai, I have an idea.
[14:52] Purple Grinch
    Why don't you draw from the
    idol anime that I like.
[14:57] Green
    Idol anime?
[14:58] Purple Grinch
    Yes.
[14:59] Purple Grinch
    It was in the stack of discs
    that Arisu-chan bought us.
[15:04] Low-Budget Pink
    I want to make the world's best costume!
[15:07] Low-Budget Blue
    Shall we start with silkworms?
[15:08] Low-budget Yellow
    We'll need mulberry fields, too!
[15:12] Low-Budget Pink
    Onotoki!
[15:13] Low-Budget Blue
    Onotoki!
[15:14] Low-budget Yellow
    Onotoki!
[15:15] ---
    Ono...
[15:16] ---
    ...toki!
[15:16] ---
    Ono...
[15:17] ---
    ...toki!
[15:17] ---
    Ono...
[15:18] ---
    ...toki!
[15:18] ---
    Ono...
[15:19] ---
    ...toki!
[15:19] ---
    Ono...
[15:20] ---
    ...toki!
[15:22] Low-budget Yellow
    We did it!
[15:27] Puke Green
    Well?
[15:28] Puke Green
    Don't you think these girls
    are absolutely dazzling?
[15:31] Puke Green
    Idol anime comes in the
    standard school club stories,
SIGN    Idol Club Philosophy
    
    - Don't mess up your lines - Don't let them take pictures
    - Don't tell bad jokes - Always smile
SIGN    14th Newcomer Audition
[15:34] Puke Green
    stories about the agency,
[15:36] Puke Green
    regional idols...
[15:38] Puke Green
    all kinds of genres.
[15:40] Puke Green
    The girls depicted in 3D computer
    graphics and virtuosic artwork
[15:44] Puke Green
    are absolutely adorable.
[15:46] Puke Green
    Just watching them,
[15:48] Puke Green
    you can almost smell their
    sweat and feel their breathing.
[15:51] Puke Green
    It's just utterly amazing.
[15:55] Puke Green
    The costumes, too.
[15:56] Puke Green
    Elegant! Fabulous! Excellent!
[15:59] Puke Green
    They accent the girls' beauty beyond words.
[16:05] Puke Green
    I'm going to explode.
[16:06] Puke Green
    Feature these, and I guarantee that
    you'll have the best costume ever.
[16:10] Puke Green
    Idol anime always tell the
    story of an idol group
[16:14] Puke Green
    that begins without cohesion,
    and comes together.
[16:18] Demonic Ritual
    Beauty!
[16:22] Green
    Is that...
[16:23] Puke Green
    That's right.
[16:24] Puke Green
    It's exactly where we are now.
[16:29] Pink
    Let's do it, Erika-senpai.
[16:32] Pink
    You're still our president, Erika-senpai.
[16:35] Pink
    I want to continue this club
    with you and everyone else.
[16:39] Puke Green
    Minoacchi...
[16:41] Ojojojo
    We do, too.
[16:49] Green
    Guys...
[16:52] Green
    We don't have time.
[16:54] Green
    Nakanocchi and I will design.
[16:57] Green
    Kaikai and Mikocchi, you two find cloth.
[17:00] Green
    Arisucchi and Minoacchi,
    you two do the tacking.
[17:03] Green
    Start immediately.
[17:04] A
    Okay.
SIGN    Wholesale Fabrics Center
[17:20] Ojojojo
    It's fine.
[17:21] Ojojojo
    I need to make this with my own hands.
[17:28] Mini-Mii
    Mii-chan, you're still up?
[17:32] Pink
    Onee-chan...
[17:34] Pink
    I'm almost done.
[17:37] Mini-Mii
    You're really working hard
    in the Anime Club, huh?
[17:46] Green
    Hurry, the performance is about to start.
[17:49] A
    Okay.
SIGN    New Student
    Welcome Party
[17:57] Green Grinch
    They're never going to get
    the costumes done in time.
[18:00] Yellow Grinch
    They may delay the event.
[18:03] Purple Grinch
    No, I've told the Drama Club that they may
    not go over their allotted time in the gym.
[18:08] Green Grinch
    Their performance is over, then.
[18:10] Yellow Grinch
    Don't worry.
[18:11] Yellow Grinch
    It's showtime.
[18:18] Oatmeal Supreme
    Three, two, one.
[18:33] Purple Grinch
    No way.
[18:39] Green
    We barely made it.
[18:53] Pink
    We did it!
[18:54] T_T
    We can convince the student council now.
[18:56] Purple Grinch
    No, we don't approve.
[18:59] Purple Grinch
    You're sorely mistaken if you think you've
    done enough to avoid getting shut down.
[19:03] Purple Grinch
    That silly anime club of yours.
[19:05] Green
    It's not silly.
[19:08] Green
    Anime saved me when I was
    alone, studying abroad.
[19:12] Green
    So I'm not going to lose this Anime Club,
[19:15] Green
    this place for all of us to belong.
[19:18] Green
    It's not true that anime
    doesn't create anything.
[19:21] Green
    Anime creates a lot of things.
[19:24] Green
    Not just things, but bonds
    between person and person.
[19:28] Green
    Didn't it do that for us, too, Tsubaki?
[19:37] (Flashback) Green
    Tsubaki, it's time to transform!
[19:41] (Flashback) Green
    PreFae is two people.
[19:43] (Flashback) Green
    I need one more.
[19:45] (Flashback) Purple Grinch
    Erika-chan...
[19:51] (Flashback) Green
    Enemies of Mother Earth...
[19:55] (Flashback) Purple Grinch
    ...cease your evil deeds!
[20:01] Purple Grinch
    You and I aren't the same anymore.
[20:04] Purple Grinch
    I'm the student president.
[20:05] Purple Grinch
    I can't let this slide.
[20:08] Ponytail
    Raise the curtains.
[20:19] Ponytail
    Our costumes today were put
    together by the Anime Club.
[20:23] Ponytail
    It's thanks to them that our
    performance was a success.
[20:28] Ponytail
    Please give a grand round of applause.
[20:35] Baseball
    Thanks for the help!
[20:37] Radio
    We got more listeners thanks to you.
[20:39] Chef
    We got our club room renovated!
[20:42] Purple Grinch
    I hate to admit it, but you win this time.
[20:45] Purple Grinch
    I'll take back abolishing the club.
[20:47] Green
    Tsubaki...
[20:48] Purple Grinch
    But don't you forget.
[20:50] Purple Grinch
    I'll never get to like what you like.
[20:54] Yellow Grinch
    Wait, President!
[20:56] Green Grinch
    How can you be so easy?!
[20:59] Pink
    We did it, Erika-senpai.
[21:02] Ojojojo
    I'll be more careful about how
    I use club funding from now on.
[21:05] Green
    Thanks, guys.
[21:08] Pink
    Erika-senpai!
[21:11] Puke Green
    We're dazzling right now.
[21:14] Puke Green
    You're all my beautiful little kittens.
SIGN    Student Council Room
[21:18] Purple Grinch
    Yes.
[21:19] Purple Grinch
    I failed to shut down the club.
[21:21] Purple Grinch
    This situation is no longer under my control.
[21:26] Purple Grinch
    Yes.
[21:27] Purple Grinch
    Pardon me.
[21:29] Yellow Grinch
    President.
[21:31] Green Grinch
    Guess what they did this time!
[21:35] Pink
    300,000 yen worth of cosplay costumes!
[21:38] Purple Grinch
    I don't need any more reports.
[21:42] Purple Grinch
    It seems your resolve will
    be tested even more, Erika.
[23:22] Neko
    Anime, back in the day, had people
    become idols with just a bit of magic.
[23:26] Neko
    It was so filled with dreams!
[23:28] Neko
    Idol anime these days have them
    legit practicing and auditioning.
[23:32] Neko
    Tough times we live in.
[23:34] Neko
    Next episode: "The Anime Club
    Gets a Spot Along the Wall!"
[23:38] Neko
    Don't stay up all night.