11 - Our Friend Kouki's Second Betrayal

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[00:02] Protagonist
    Morning.
[00:08] Mom
    My, you're up early.
[00:10] Protagonist
    I couldn't stay asleep.
[00:12] Dad
    Honey, take a look at this.
[00:17] Mom
    This is from when we got married.
[00:19] Dad
    It came out when I was
    cleaning out the drawers.
[00:22] Mom
    I'm so young.
[00:24] Mom
    I'm pretty cute, don't you think?
[00:26] Dad
    You're still cute, honey.
[00:28] Mom
    Oh, stop.
[00:32] Dad
    It's like I'm in a dream,
    being married to you, Ai-chan.
[00:36] Mom
    Oh, Shugo-kun.
[00:37] Dad
    Ai-chan.
[00:38] Mom
    Shugo-kun.
[00:39] ---
    Ai-chan!
[00:40] ---
    Shugo-kun!
[00:41] ---
    Ai-chan!
[00:42] ---
    
[00:45] Breadrunner
    Oh, crap!
[00:49] Protagonist
    Hey, Onee-chan, did you...
[00:51] Breadrunner
    Not right now.
[00:52] Breadrunner
    I'm running late.
[00:53] Protagonist
    Ow.
[00:55] Mom
    Huh?
[00:56] Mom
    You quit your club, didn't you?
[00:59] Breadrunner
    It was the yearbook committee
    meeting this morning.
[01:03] Breadrunner
    See you.
[01:06] Protagonist
    Onee-chan!
[01:10] Protagonist
    What's wrong, Minoa?
[01:12] Protagonist
    D-Did you just see her face...
[01:26] Fan Service Specialist
    Hey!
[01:29] Fan Service Specialist
    Jeez.
[01:32] Fan Service Specialist
    Yuicching!
[03:05] Ojojojo
    Their faces changed?
[03:06] Protagonist
    Yeah, although it didn't last for long.
[03:09] Ojojojo
    They changed? How?
[03:12] Protagonist
    How?
[03:15] Protagonist
    Oh, they looked really flat,
    like in an old anime.
[03:21] Halp
    You must be tired, Minoa.
[03:24] Ojojojo
    A lot has happened since the school festival.
[03:27] Protagonist
    Please believe me!
[03:28] Protagonist
    I swear...
[03:33] Fan Service Specialist
    Morning.
[03:36] Protagonist
    Y-Yui-chan!
[03:37] Protagonist
    Aren't they weird?
[03:39] ---
    Weird?
[03:40] Protagonist
    Their faces!
[03:41] Ojojojo
    How rude.
[03:43] Fan Service Specialist
    What about them?
[03:44] Protagonist
    What?!
[03:45] Protagonist
    Can't you tell?
[03:48] Protagonist
    Huh?
[03:51] Halp
    First class is art.
[03:53] Halp
    We need to switch classrooms.
[03:56] Fan Service Specialist
    Come on, let's go.
[03:58] Protagonist
    Okay.
[04:04] Protagonist
    What?
[04:04] Protagonist
    What the hell?
[04:07] Ojojojo
    What?
[04:08] Halp
    Are you okay?
[04:09] Fan Service Specialist
    What's wrong?
[04:11] Protagonist
    Did you just see that?
[04:15] Protagonist
    That black thing.
[04:16] Protagonist
    The dark abyss, engulfing all creation.
[04:19] Protagonist
    Hell, hell, hell, or something!
[04:23] Fan Service Specialist
    Get a grip, Minoa.
[04:25] Halp
    There's nothing there.
[04:26] Protagonist
    There was!
[04:28] Protagonist
    You walk up to about here, and...
[04:30] Protagonist
    Huh?
[04:31] Protagonist
    Huh?
[04:32] Protagonist
    Huh?
[04:35] Ojojojo
    Did you eat something weird?
[04:37] Fan Service Specialist
    Minoa's seeing things that we can't see.
[04:40] Halp
    Shall we go to the nurse's office?
[04:42] Protagonist
    No, I swear, I saw it.
[04:46] Protagonist
    Wait...
[05:09] Fan Service Specialist
    I'm so hungry.
[05:14] Fan Service Specialist
    Minoa, what are you doing for lunch?
[05:16] Fan Service Specialist
    Packed lunch?
[05:16] Fan Service Specialist
    Want to go buy bread?
[05:18] Halp
    Lunch B is chicken katsu.
[05:21] Fan Service Specialist
    That sounds good, too.
[05:23] Ojojojo
    Minoa, we're having a club
    meeting during lunch.
[05:26] Protagonist
    That was definitely weird.
[05:28] Protagonist
    Class just ended instantly.
[05:34] Protagonist
    No way.
[05:35] Protagonist
    It's only been a little more than
    a minute since the first class.
[05:39] Ojojojo
    Calm your nerves with some of this.
[05:42] Ojojojo
    Sebas.
[05:44] Protagonist
    A maid?
[05:45] Ojojojo
    Bring me the usual.
[05:46] May Dough
    Understood.
[05:48] May Dough
    Leave it to me.
[05:49] Protagonist
    She spoke!
[05:53] May Dough
    S'il vous plaît.
[05:54] Ojojojo
    Excelsior, Sebas.
[05:58] Purple
    Splendid footwork, Sebas-chan.
[06:01] Purple
    Would you like to join the track club?
[06:05] Ojojojo
    Here.
[06:06] Fan Service Specialist
    Lucky.
[06:08] Fan Service Specialist
    Can I have some?
[06:10] Ojojojo
    Sure.
[06:11] Fan Service Specialist
    Thank you.
[06:13] Purple
    Me, too, then.
[06:17] Purple
    Sparkly eyes!
[06:20] Protagonist
    What did you take?
[06:22] Ojojojo
    Minoa, you're right.
[06:27] Ojojojo
    Something's wrong.
[06:28] Protagonist
    You finally get it?
[06:30] Protagonist
    Sebas serves Earl Grey this time of the day.
[06:33] Protagonist
    This is Houjicha.
[06:36] Protagonist
    That?
[06:36] Protagonist
    That's what's wrong?
SIGN    Anime Club
[06:40] Butcho
    About the club president for next year...
[06:43] Protagonist
    This is wrong!
[06:44] Butcho
    How is it wrong?
[06:46] Butcho
    Every club is talking about
    the transition right now.
[06:49] Protagonist
    I'm not talking about that.
[06:51] Protagonist
    I mean, everything's gone sideways.
[06:53] Evil Normie
    Everything has?
[06:55] Ojojojo
    Minoa's been like this all day.
[06:58] Professor Chuchuchuni
    Weird?
[06:59] Professor Chuchuchuni
    What is weird?
[07:01] Professor Chuchuchuni
    That's weird!
[07:03] Evil Normie
    Are you seeing something, Minoa-chan?
[07:06] Professor Chuchuchuni
    You must have acquired the
    power of the evil eye.
[07:08] Protagonist
    I have not!
[07:10] Protagonist
    Haven't you noticed everything's changed?
[07:13] Butcho
    Has it?
[07:14] Professor Chuchuchuni
    I suppose it has.
[07:16] Halp
    Well, now that you mention it...
[07:20] Evil Normie
    The series composition might have changed.
[07:22] Protagonist
    The series composition?
[07:24] Ojojojo
    No way.
[07:25] Ojojojo
    Now, of all times?
[07:26] Evil Normie
    Did Tahiro run away?
[07:28] Halp
    Would it matter that much that he's gone?
[07:32] Protagonist
    What? What?
[07:33] Protagonist
    What are you talking about?
[07:35] Professor Chuchuchuni
    This calls for confirmation.
[07:37] Butcho
    Want to watch the opening again, then?
[07:40] A
    Agreed.
[07:41] Protagonist
    Opening?
[07:42] Protagonist
    Again?
[07:44] Butcho
    I'm going to rewind.
[07:57] Fan Service Specialist
    Yuicching!
SIGN    Series Composition      Hirota Mitsutaka
[08:27] Butcho
    It's still him.
[08:29] Protagonist
    Wait, what's going on?
[08:32] Protagonist
    Why are you all okay with this?
[08:34] Halp
    Calm down, Minoa.
[08:36] Halp
    Jump the shark too much now,
    and they'll cancel us at Episode 11.
[08:40] Protagonist
    Cancel us at Episode 11?
[08:41] Butcho
    Because it's too different from
    what's been happening so far?
[08:43] Protagonist
    They'll accuse us of not sticking to a genre.
[08:47] Ojojojo
    What genre will make them happy?
[08:50] Ojojojo
    Slice-of-life?
[08:51] Ojojojo
    School?
[08:52] Ojojojo
    Moe?
[08:52] Ojojojo
    Otome?
[08:53] Halp
    Genre classifications are becoming
    more and more complicated by the year.
[08:58] Evil Normie
    We may need to at least settle on whether
    it's a gag show or a realistic show.
[09:02] >3
    Then it's time to explode.
[09:04] Protagonist
    Explode?
[09:06] Evil Normie
    Anti-flash, anti-blast.
[09:16] >3
    See, now it's comedy.
[09:18] Protagonist
    My eyes... My eyes!
[09:24] >3
    And this is if we're realistic.
[09:27] Rick Sanchez
    Yet we're alive.
[09:29] Halp
    It's not fully realistic.
[09:31] Evil Normie
    What would happen if it were?
[09:36] Butcho
    Let's do it.
[09:41] >3
    You better buy me mackerel sashimi.
[09:53] Protagonist
    Neko-senpai!
[09:55] Evil Normie
    It's realistic.
[09:56] Professor Chuchuchuni
    It's definitely realistic.
[09:58] Ojojojo
    Realism...
[09:59] Halp
    ...is amazing.
[10:01] Protagonist
    Neko-senpai!
[10:03] Protagonist
    Neko-senpai!
SIGN    Our Friend Kouki's Second Betrayal
[10:20] Protagonist
    Are you all right?
[10:21] >3
    I thought I was dead.
[10:24] Evil Normie
    Minoa-chan, are you not going home yet?
[10:28] Protagonist
    I wanted to talk to Neko-senpai some more.
[10:31] Evil Normie
    All right.
[10:32] Evil Normie
    You've been overreacting today,
    so I was a bit worried.
[10:37] Protagonist
    Sorry.
[10:39] Protagonist
    Everyone's totally decided
    that I'm the weird one.
[10:44] Evil Normie
    See you.
[10:46] Protagonist
    Aurora-senpai.
[10:48] Protagonist
    Aurora-senpai?
[10:53] Protagonist
    Nakano-senpai?
[10:54] Evil Normie
    Yes?
[10:56] Protagonist
    U-Um...
[10:58] Protagonist
    You said you had five siblings, right?
[11:01] Evil Normie
    Huh?
[11:02] Evil Normie
    Oh, yeah.
[11:03] Protagonist
    Is your oldest brother a lot older than you?
[11:07] Protagonist
    Say, by 20 years.
[11:11] Evil Normie
    Not at all.
[11:12] Evil Normie
    Why?
[11:14] Protagonist
    Oh, never mind, then.
[11:17] Protagonist
    Sorry.
[11:18] Protagonist
    See you.
[11:30] >3
    What's this about his siblings?
[11:33] Protagonist
    Nah, it's nothing.
[11:49] Protagonist
    I'm home.
[11:54] The Simpsons
    Welcome home.
[11:56] Breadrunner
    It looked like it was raining earlier.
[11:58] Breadrunner
    Were you okay?
[11:59] Mom
    You're home late.
[12:01] Dad
    Sorry, we already watched the 
    recording of Tennen Maid.
[12:06] Breadrunner
    Mii-chan?
[12:07] Protagonist
    I-I'm home.
[12:12] Protagonist
    Thank goodness.
[12:14] Breadrunner
    What's wrong?
[12:15] Mom
    You're such a silly girl.
[12:17] Dad
    Sorry, we already watched 
    Molly the Witch, too.
[12:25] Protagonist
    No way!
[12:27] 60s Mom
    Shall we start dinner?
[12:29] Breadrunner
    I'll help.
[12:30] Dad
    Me, too, then.
[12:31] 60s Mom
    Thank you.
[12:33] 60s Mom
    Let's race to the kitchen, then.
[12:35] 60s Mom
    Hoy, sir!
[12:42] Dad
    It looks delicious.
[12:43] Breadrunner
    Here.
[12:43] Breadrunner
    Thanks.
SIGN    The Next Day
[13:09] Protagonist
    Ow!
[13:10] Butcho
    This is bad!
[13:15] Protagonist
    What's wrong?
[13:16] Butcho
    A Gigamachinju showed up in the city.
[13:20] Protagonist
    A Gigamachinju?
[13:21] Butcho
    It's headed our way.
[13:23] Professor Chuchuchuni
    Be calm.
[13:25] Professor Chuchuchuni
    We're safe.
[13:27] Professor Chuchuchuni
    I've already set up a barrier.
[13:29] Protagonist
    It's weird, Kaikai-senpai doesn't
    seem any different from usual.
[13:36] Professor Chuchuchuni
    Musashisakai Kai!
SIGN    Right
SIGN    Left
[13:50] Shaolin Soccer
    Guren Shoot!
[13:56] Butcho
    That's a bit too much firepower.
[14:00] Protagonist
    How?
[14:02] Protagonist
    How can you all be so okay with this?
[14:04] Protagonist
    This is wrong!
[14:06] Protagonist
    It's not like we're in an anime!
[14:08] Ojojojo
    "It's not like we're in an anime"?
[14:10] Butcho
    This is great.
[14:12] Halp
    Is there a problem?
[14:14] Halp
    You've been talking crazy since yesterday.
[14:18] Professor Chuchuchuni
    What has your soul been possessed by?
[14:21] Protagonist
    Get a grip, I'm begging you.
[14:22] Protagonist
    Anime is anime.
[14:24] Protagonist
    It's not reality.
[14:25] Protagonist
    You're the ones being crazy.
[14:28] Ojojojo
    Are you rejecting anime?
[14:32] Ojojojo
    What a terrifying child!
[14:35] Ojojojo
    I thought you loved the
    Anime Club more than anyone.
[14:39] Ojojojo
    And yet...
[14:41] Protagonist
    Wait a second.
[14:42] Ojojojo
    What a terrifying child!
[14:44] Protagonist
    Arisu-chan!
[14:45] Halp
    Is it truly a love of anime if one
    doesn't accept every aspect of anime?
[14:50] Ojojojo
    I'm done with you.
[14:55] Ojojojo
    I'm disappointed.
[14:58] Protagonist
    Why?
[15:13] Protagonist
    Why is it suddenly sunset?!
[15:23] (Flashback) Ojojojo
    I'm done with you.
[15:29] (Flashback) Ojojojo
    Are you rejecting anime?
SIGN    Autumn Wars
SIGN    Replica
[15:49] Protagonist
    What?
[15:50] Protagonist
    No.
[15:51] Protagonist
    No.
[15:52] Protagonist
    No!
[15:54] Breadrunner
    Mii-chan, what's wrong?
[15:59] Protagonist
    Am I weird?
[16:01] Protagonist
    Am I not normal?
[16:03] Protagonist
    Is there something wrong with me?
[16:08] Breadrunner
    Mii-chan...
[16:09] Breadrunner
    Of course there isn't.
[16:19] Breadrunner
    Hang on just a little longer.
[16:22] Breadrunner
    We're almost at the ending.
SIGN    The Next Day
[16:46] Protagonist
    Morning.
[16:47] Halp
    Good morning.
[16:48] Protagonist
    Morning.
[16:49] Fan Service Specialist
    Morning.
[16:52] Protagonist
    Weird, I feel like everyone's staring at me.
[16:57] Fan Service Specialist
    What do you expect?
[17:00] Fan Service Specialist
    I heard you said you hate anime.
[17:09] Protagonist
    I never...
[17:12] Protagonist
    said that!
[17:19] Ojojojo
    Good day.
[17:40] Evil Normie
    Morning.
[17:45] Protagonist
    Aurora-senpai.
[17:48] Evil Normie
    Could you please not call me by that name?
[17:53] Evil Normie
    You're right that something's changed.
[17:56] Protagonist
    Senpai...
[17:57] Evil Normie
    I might not have noticed
    if you hadn't mentioned it.
[18:02] Protagonist
    Thank goodness.
[18:03] Protagonist
    I thought I was the one going crazy.
[18:07] Evil Normie
    There must be a cause.
[18:09] Protagonist
    A cause?
[18:11] Evil Normie
    A cause for all the impossible
    things that are happening.
[18:15] Evil Normie
    Can you think of anything?
[18:17] Protagonist
    Impossible things?
[18:27] Protagonist
    It's all your doing, isn't it?
[18:28] >3
    Huh?
[18:29] Protagonist
    I knew it was weird... A talking cat!
[18:33] >3
    You're pointing that out now?
[18:37] Protagonist
    When I first opened the door, there you were.
[18:41] >3
    Indeed, thank you.
[18:43] Protagonist
    And you told me not to open the door.
[18:45] Protagonist
    Everything's gotten weirder and weirder
[18:47] Protagonist
    since Nakano-senpai and the
    others started talking to you.
[18:51] Protagonist
    You must be the cause of all of this!
[18:55] Protagonist
    Is that right?
[18:59] Evil Normie
    Now, let's get to the bottom of everything.
[19:05] Protagonist
    W-Wait!
[19:22] Protagonist
    The door...
[19:30] A
    And now it's my turn!
[19:32] A
    Behold! Black Red Blue Yellow
    Golden Dragon! Summon!
[19:43] Halp
    Herpty herpty, derpty derpty,
    herpty herpty, derpty derpty...
[19:46] Protagonist
    Arisu-chan! Miko-chan!
[19:49] Halp
    What?
[20:06] Protagonist
    Even me?
[20:08] Protagonist
    Anime?
[20:09] Evil Normie
    The shackles have been broken.
[20:11] Protagonist
    Senpai.
[20:13] Evil Normie
    With the Observer absent,
    order will be destroyed.
[20:18] Protagonist
    What are you talking about?
[20:20] >3
    Who are you?!
[20:22] >3
    Are you from the other side?
[20:26] Evil Normie
    That's right.
[20:27] Evil Normie
    The anime side.
[20:29] Evil Normie
    Just like you.
[20:31] Protagonist
    Neko-senpai? An anime?
[20:33] >3
    You're shocked at me?!
[20:36] Evil Normie
    This world will soon be engulfed in anime.
[20:41] Protagonist
    Engulfed?
[20:42] >3
    Who do you work for?
[20:50] Evil Normie
    He has come.
[21:05] Evil Normie
    New World Big Bang!
[21:18] Protagonist
    Guys...
[21:24] Evil Normie
    This is reality.
[23:08] >3
    Did we even talk anime today?
[23:12] >3
    The title Anime-Gataris means 
    "Anime Talk," doesn't it?
[23:16] >3
    Wait, let's check the opening again.
[23:21] Fan Service Specialist
    Yuicching!
[23:23] >3
    Yuicching...
[23:25] >3
    Yuicching?!
[23:29] >3
    What a terrifying girl.
[23:30] >3
    What was once old is new again!
[23:33] >3
    And next, here comes the title card.
[23:37] >3
    "Anime-Non-Talk"?!