# 11 - Our Friend Kouki's Second Betrayal
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G65VGQJ86/anime-gataris)
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**[00:02] Protagonist**
Morning.
**[00:08] Mom**
My, you're up early.
**[00:10] Protagonist**
I couldn't stay asleep.
**[00:12] Dad**
Honey, take a look at this.
**[00:17] Mom**
This is from when we got married.
**[00:19] Dad**
It came out when I was
cleaning out the drawers.
**[00:22] Mom**
I'm so young.
**[00:24] Mom**
I'm pretty cute, don't you think?
**[00:26] Dad**
You're still cute, honey.
**[00:28] Mom**
Oh, stop.
**[00:32] Dad**
It's like I'm in a dream,
being married to you, Ai-chan.
**[00:36] Mom**
Oh, Shugo-kun.
**[00:37] Dad**
Ai-chan.
**[00:38] Mom**
Shugo-kun.
**[00:39] ---**
Ai-chan!
**[00:40] ---**
Shugo-kun!
**[00:41] ---**
Ai-chan!
**[00:42] ---**
**[00:45] Breadrunner**
Oh, crap!
**[00:49] Protagonist**
Hey, Onee-chan, did you...
**[00:51] Breadrunner**
Not right now.
**[00:52] Breadrunner**
I'm running late.
**[00:53] Protagonist**
Ow.
**[00:55] Mom**
Huh?
**[00:56] Mom**
You quit your club, didn't you?
**[00:59] Breadrunner**
It was the yearbook committee
meeting this morning.
**[01:03] Breadrunner**
See you.
**[01:06] Protagonist**
Onee-chan!
**[01:10] Protagonist**
What's wrong, Minoa?
**[01:12] Protagonist**
D-Did you just see her face...
**[01:26] Fan Service Specialist**
Hey!
**[01:29] Fan Service Specialist**
Jeez.
**[01:32] Fan Service Specialist**
Yuicching!
**[03:05] Ojojojo**
Their faces changed?
**[03:06] Protagonist**
Yeah, although it didn't last for long.
**[03:09] Ojojojo**
They changed? How?
**[03:12] Protagonist**
How?
**[03:15] Protagonist**
Oh, they looked really flat,
like in an old anime.
**[03:21] Halp**
You must be tired, Minoa.
**[03:24] Ojojojo**
A lot has happened since the school festival.
**[03:27] Protagonist**
Please believe me!
**[03:28] Protagonist**
I swear...
**[03:33] Fan Service Specialist**
Morning.
**[03:36] Protagonist**
Y-Yui-chan!
**[03:37] Protagonist**
Aren't they weird?
**[03:39] ---**
Weird?
**[03:40] Protagonist**
Their faces!
**[03:41] Ojojojo**
How rude.
**[03:43] Fan Service Specialist**
What about them?
**[03:44] Protagonist**
What?!
**[03:45] Protagonist**
Can't you tell?
**[03:48] Protagonist**
Huh?
**[03:51] Halp**
First class is art.
**[03:53] Halp**
We need to switch classrooms.
**[03:56] Fan Service Specialist**
Come on, let's go.
**[03:58] Protagonist**
Okay.
**[04:04] Protagonist**
What?
**[04:04] Protagonist**
What the hell?
**[04:07] Ojojojo**
What?
**[04:08] Halp**
Are you okay?
**[04:09] Fan Service Specialist**
What's wrong?
**[04:11] Protagonist**
Did you just see that?
**[04:15] Protagonist**
That black thing.
**[04:16] Protagonist**
The dark abyss, engulfing all creation.
**[04:19] Protagonist**
Hell, hell, hell, or something!
**[04:23] Fan Service Specialist**
Get a grip, Minoa.
**[04:25] Halp**
There's nothing there.
**[04:26] Protagonist**
There was!
**[04:28] Protagonist**
You walk up to about here, and...
**[04:30] Protagonist**
Huh?
**[04:31] Protagonist**
Huh?
**[04:32] Protagonist**
Huh?
**[04:35] Ojojojo**
Did you eat something weird?
**[04:37] Fan Service Specialist**
Minoa's seeing things that we can't see.
**[04:40] Halp**
Shall we go to the nurse's office?
**[04:42] Protagonist**
No, I swear, I saw it.
**[04:46] Protagonist**
Wait...
**[05:09] Fan Service Specialist**
I'm so hungry.
**[05:14] Fan Service Specialist**
Minoa, what are you doing for lunch?
**[05:16] Fan Service Specialist**
Packed lunch?
**[05:16] Fan Service Specialist**
Want to go buy bread?
**[05:18] Halp**
Lunch B is chicken katsu.
**[05:21] Fan Service Specialist**
That sounds good, too.
**[05:23] Ojojojo**
Minoa, we're having a club
meeting during lunch.
**[05:26] Protagonist**
That was definitely weird.
**[05:28] Protagonist**
Class just ended instantly.
**[05:34] Protagonist**
No way.
**[05:35] Protagonist**
It's only been a little more than
a minute since the first class.
**[05:39] Ojojojo**
Calm your nerves with some of this.
**[05:42] Ojojojo**
Sebas.
**[05:44] Protagonist**
A maid?
**[05:45] Ojojojo**
Bring me the usual.
**[05:46] May Dough**
Understood.
**[05:48] May Dough**
Leave it to me.
**[05:49] Protagonist**
She spoke!
**[05:53] May Dough**
S'il vous plaît.
**[05:54] Ojojojo**
Excelsior, Sebas.
**[05:58] Purple**
Splendid footwork, Sebas-chan.
**[06:01] Purple**
Would you like to join the track club?
**[06:05] Ojojojo**
Here.
**[06:06] Fan Service Specialist**
Lucky.
**[06:08] Fan Service Specialist**
Can I have some?
**[06:10] Ojojojo**
Sure.
**[06:11] Fan Service Specialist**
Thank you.
**[06:13] Purple**
Me, too, then.
**[06:17] Purple**
Sparkly eyes!
**[06:20] Protagonist**
What did you take?
**[06:22] Ojojojo**
Minoa, you're right.
**[06:27] Ojojojo**
Something's wrong.
**[06:28] Protagonist**
You finally get it?
**[06:30] Protagonist**
Sebas serves Earl Grey this time of the day.
**[06:33] Protagonist**
This is Houjicha.
**[06:36] Protagonist**
*That*?
**[06:36] Protagonist**
*That's* what's wrong?
***SIGN*** Anime Club
**[06:40] Butcho**
About the club president for next year...
**[06:43] Protagonist**
This is wrong!
**[06:44] Butcho**
How is it wrong?
**[06:46] Butcho**
Every club is talking about
the transition right now.
**[06:49] Protagonist**
I'm not talking about that.
**[06:51] Protagonist**
I mean, everything's gone sideways.
**[06:53] Evil Normie**
Everything has?
**[06:55] Ojojojo**
Minoa's been like this all day.
**[06:58] Professor Chuchuchuni**
Weird?
**[06:59] Professor Chuchuchuni**
What is *weird*?
**[07:01] Professor Chuchuchuni**
*That's* weird!
**[07:03] Evil Normie**
Are you seeing something, Minoa-chan?
**[07:06] Professor Chuchuchuni**
You must have acquired the
power of the evil eye.
**[07:08] Protagonist**
I have not!
**[07:10] Protagonist**
Haven't you noticed everything's changed?
**[07:13] Butcho**
Has it?
**[07:14] Professor Chuchuchuni**
I suppose it has.
**[07:16] Halp**
Well, now that you mention it...
**[07:20] Evil Normie**
The series composition might have changed.
**[07:22] Protagonist**
The series composition?
**[07:24] Ojojojo**
No way.
**[07:25] Ojojojo**
Now, of all times?
**[07:26] Evil Normie**
Did Tahiro run away?
**[07:28] Halp**
Would it matter that much that he's gone?
**[07:32] Protagonist**
What? What?
**[07:33] Protagonist**
What are you talking about?
**[07:35] Professor Chuchuchuni**
This calls for confirmation.
**[07:37] Butcho**
Want to watch the opening again, then?
**[07:40] A**
Agreed.
**[07:41] Protagonist**
Opening?
**[07:42] Protagonist**
Again?
**[07:44] Butcho**
I'm going to rewind.
**[07:57] Fan Service Specialist**
Yuicching!
***SIGN*** Series Composition Hirota Mitsutaka
**[08:27] Butcho**
It's still him.
**[08:29] Protagonist**
Wait, what's going on?
**[08:32] Protagonist**
Why are you all okay with this?
**[08:34] Halp**
Calm down, Minoa.
**[08:36] Halp**
Jump the shark too much now,
and they'll cancel us at Episode 11.
**[08:40] Protagonist**
Cancel us at Episode 11?
**[08:41] Butcho**
Because it's too different from
what's been happening so far?
**[08:43] Protagonist**
They'll accuse us of not sticking to a genre.
**[08:47] Ojojojo**
What genre will make them happy?
**[08:50] Ojojojo**
Slice-of-life?
**[08:51] Ojojojo**
School?
**[08:52] Ojojojo**
Moe?
**[08:52] Ojojojo**
Otome?
**[08:53] Halp**
Genre classifications are becoming
more and more complicated by the year.
**[08:58] Evil Normie**
We may need to at least settle on whether
it's a gag show or a realistic show.
**[09:02] >3**
Then it's time to explode.
**[09:04] Protagonist**
Explode?
**[09:06] Evil Normie**
Anti-flash, anti-blast.
**[09:16] >3**
See, now it's comedy.
**[09:18] Protagonist**
My eyes... My eyes!
**[09:24] >3**
And this is if we're realistic.
**[09:27] Rick Sanchez**
Yet we're alive.
**[09:29] Halp**
It's not fully realistic.
**[09:31] Evil Normie**
What would happen if it were?
**[09:36] Butcho**
Let's do it.
**[09:41] >3**
You better buy me mackerel sashimi.
**[09:53] Protagonist**
Neko-senpai!
**[09:55] Evil Normie**
It's realistic.
**[09:56] Professor Chuchuchuni**
It's definitely realistic.
**[09:58] Ojojojo**
Realism...
**[09:59] Halp**
...is amazing.
**[10:01] Protagonist**
Neko-senpai!
**[10:03] Protagonist**
Neko-senpai!
***SIGN*** Our Friend Kouki's Second Betrayal
**[10:20] Protagonist**
Are you all right?
**[10:21] >3**
I thought I was dead.
**[10:24] Evil Normie**
Minoa-chan, are you not going home yet?
**[10:28] Protagonist**
I wanted to talk to Neko-senpai some more.
**[10:31] Evil Normie**
All right.
**[10:32] Evil Normie**
You've been overreacting today,
so I was a bit worried.
**[10:37] Protagonist**
Sorry.
**[10:39] Protagonist**
* Everyone's totally decided*
* that I'm the weird one.*
**[10:44] Evil Normie**
See you.
**[10:46] Protagonist**
Aurora-senpai.
**[10:48] Protagonist**
Aurora-senpai?
**[10:53] Protagonist**
Nakano-senpai?
**[10:54] Evil Normie**
Yes?
**[10:56] Protagonist**
U-Um...
**[10:58] Protagonist**
You said you had five siblings, right?
**[11:01] Evil Normie**
Huh?
**[11:02] Evil Normie**
Oh, yeah.
**[11:03] Protagonist**
Is your oldest brother a lot older than you?
**[11:07] Protagonist**
Say, by 20 years.
**[11:11] Evil Normie**
Not at all.
**[11:12] Evil Normie**
Why?
**[11:14] Protagonist**
Oh, never mind, then.
**[11:17] Protagonist**
Sorry.
**[11:18] Protagonist**
See you.
**[11:30] >3**
What's this about his siblings?
**[11:33] Protagonist**
Nah, it's nothing.
**[11:49] Protagonist**
I'm home.
**[11:54] The Simpsons**
Welcome home.
**[11:56] Breadrunner**
It looked like it was raining earlier.
**[11:58] Breadrunner**
Were you okay?
**[11:59] Mom**
You're home late.
**[12:01] Dad**
Sorry, we already watched the
recording of *Tennen Maid*.
**[12:06] Breadrunner**
Mii-chan?
**[12:07] Protagonist**
I-I'm home.
**[12:12] Protagonist**
Thank goodness.
**[12:14] Breadrunner**
What's wrong?
**[12:15] Mom**
You're such a silly girl.
**[12:17] Dad**
Sorry, we already watched
*Molly the Witch*, too.
**[12:25] Protagonist**
No way!
**[12:27] 60s Mom**
Shall we start dinner?
**[12:29] Breadrunner**
I'll help.
**[12:30] Dad**
Me, too, then.
**[12:31] 60s Mom**
Thank you.
**[12:33] 60s Mom**
Let's race to the kitchen, then.
**[12:35] 60s Mom**
Hoy, sir!
**[12:42] Dad**
It looks delicious.
**[12:43] Breadrunner**
Here.
**[12:43] Breadrunner**
Thanks.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[13:09] Protagonist**
Ow!
**[13:10] Butcho**
This is bad!
**[13:15] Protagonist**
What's wrong?
**[13:16] Butcho**
A Gigamachinju showed up in the city.
**[13:20] Protagonist**
A Gigamachinju?
**[13:21] Butcho**
It's headed our way.
**[13:23] Professor Chuchuchuni**
Be calm.
**[13:25] Professor Chuchuchuni**
We're safe.
**[13:27] Professor Chuchuchuni**
I've already set up a barrier.
**[13:29] Protagonist**
It's weird, Kaikai-senpai doesn't
seem any different from usual.
**[13:36] Professor Chuchuchuni**
Musashisakai Kai!
***SIGN*** Right
***SIGN*** Left
**[13:50] Shaolin Soccer**
Guren Shoot!
**[13:56] Butcho**
That's a bit too much firepower.
**[14:00] Protagonist**
How?
**[14:02] Protagonist**
How can you all be so okay with this?
**[14:04] Protagonist**
This is wrong!
**[14:06] Protagonist**
It's not like we're in an anime!
**[14:08] Ojojojo**
"It's not like we're in an anime"?
**[14:10] Butcho**
This is great.
**[14:12] Halp**
Is there a problem?
**[14:14] Halp**
You've been talking crazy since yesterday.
**[14:18] Professor Chuchuchuni**
What has your soul been possessed by?
**[14:21] Protagonist**
Get a grip, I'm begging you.
**[14:22] Protagonist**
Anime is anime.
**[14:24] Protagonist**
It's not reality.
**[14:25] Protagonist**
*You're* the ones being crazy.
**[14:28] Ojojojo**
Are you rejecting anime?
**[14:32] Ojojojo**
What a terrifying child!
**[14:35] Ojojojo**
I thought you loved the
Anime Club more than anyone.
**[14:39] Ojojojo**
And yet...
**[14:41] Protagonist**
Wait a second.
**[14:42] Ojojojo**
What a terrifying child!
**[14:44] Protagonist**
Arisu-chan!
**[14:45] Halp**
Is it truly a love of anime if one
doesn't accept every aspect of anime?
**[14:50] Ojojojo**
I'm done with you.
**[14:55] Ojojojo**
I'm disappointed.
**[14:58] Protagonist**
Why?
**[15:13] Protagonist**
Why is it suddenly sunset?!
**[15:23] (Flashback) Ojojojo**
I'm done with you.
**[15:29] (Flashback) Ojojojo**
Are you rejecting anime?
***SIGN*** Autumn Wars
***SIGN*** Replica
**[15:49] Protagonist**
What?
**[15:50] Protagonist**
No.
**[15:51] Protagonist**
No.
**[15:52] Protagonist**
No!
**[15:54] Breadrunner**
Mii-chan, what's wrong?
**[15:59] Protagonist**
Am I weird?
**[16:01] Protagonist**
Am I not normal?
**[16:03] Protagonist**
Is there something wrong with me?
**[16:08] Breadrunner**
Mii-chan...
**[16:09] Breadrunner**
Of course there isn't.
**[16:19] Breadrunner**
Hang on just a little longer.
**[16:22] Breadrunner**
We're almost at the ending.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[16:46] Protagonist**
Morning.
**[16:47] Halp**
Good morning.
**[16:48] Protagonist**
Morning.
**[16:49] Fan Service Specialist**
Morning.
**[16:52] Protagonist**
Weird, I feel like everyone's staring at me.
**[16:57] Fan Service Specialist**
What do you expect?
**[17:00] Fan Service Specialist**
I heard you said you hate anime.
**[17:09] Protagonist**
I never...
**[17:12] Protagonist**
said that!
**[17:19] Ojojojo**
Good day.
**[17:40] Evil Normie**
Morning.
**[17:45] Protagonist**
Aurora-senpai.
**[17:48] Evil Normie**
Could you please not call me by that name?
**[17:53] Evil Normie**
You're right that something's changed.
**[17:56] Protagonist**
Senpai...
**[17:57] Evil Normie**
I might not have noticed
if you hadn't mentioned it.
**[18:02] Protagonist**
Thank goodness.
**[18:03] Protagonist**
I thought I was the one going crazy.
**[18:07] Evil Normie**
There must be a cause.
**[18:09] Protagonist**
A cause?
**[18:11] Evil Normie**
A cause for all the impossible
things that are happening.
**[18:15] Evil Normie**
Can you think of anything?
**[18:17] Protagonist**
Impossible things?
**[18:27] Protagonist**
It's all your doing, isn't it?
**[18:28] >3**
Huh?
**[18:29] Protagonist**
I knew it was weird... A talking cat!
**[18:33] >3**
You're pointing that out *now*?
**[18:37] Protagonist**
When I first opened the door, there you were.
**[18:41] >3**
Indeed, thank you.
**[18:43] Protagonist**
And you told me not to open the door.
**[18:45] Protagonist**
Everything's gotten weirder and weirder
**[18:47] Protagonist**
since Nakano-senpai and the
others started talking to you.
**[18:51] Protagonist**
You must be the cause of all of this!
**[18:55] Protagonist**
Is that right?
**[18:59] Evil Normie**
Now, let's get to the bottom of everything.
**[19:05] Protagonist**
W-Wait!
**[19:22] Protagonist**
The door...
**[19:30] A**
And now it's my turn!
**[19:32] A**
Behold! Black Red Blue Yellow
Golden Dragon! Summon!
**[19:43] Halp**
Herpty herpty, derpty derpty,
herpty herpty, derpty derpty...
**[19:46] Protagonist**
Arisu-chan! Miko-chan!
**[19:49] Halp**
What?
**[20:06] Protagonist**
Even me?
**[20:08] Protagonist**
Anime?
**[20:09] Evil Normie**
The shackles have been broken.
**[20:11] Protagonist**
Senpai.
**[20:13] Evil Normie**
With the Observer absent,
order will be destroyed.
**[20:18] Protagonist**
What are you talking about?
**[20:20] >3**
Who are you?!
**[20:22] >3**
Are you from the *other side*?
**[20:26] Evil Normie**
That's right.
**[20:27] Evil Normie**
The *anime* side.
**[20:29] Evil Normie**
Just like you.
**[20:31] Protagonist**
Neko-senpai? An anime?
**[20:33] >3**
You're shocked at *me*?!
**[20:36] Evil Normie**
This world will soon be engulfed in anime.
**[20:41] Protagonist**
Engulfed?
**[20:42] >3**
Who do you work for?
**[20:50] Evil Normie**
He has come.
**[21:05] Evil Normie**
New World Big Bang!
**[21:18] Protagonist**
Guys...
**[21:24] Evil Normie**
This is reality.
**[23:08] >3**
Did we even talk anime today?
**[23:12] >3**
The title *Anime-Gataris* means
"Anime Talk," doesn't it?
**[23:16] >3**
Wait, let's check the opening again.
**[23:21] Fan Service Specialist**
Yuicching!
**[23:23] >3**
Yuicching...
**[23:25] >3**
Yuicching?!
**[23:29] >3**
What a terrifying girl.
**[23:30] >3**
What was once old is new again!
**[23:33] >3**
And next, here comes the title card.
**[23:37] >3**
"Anime-Non-Talk"?!