Season 1

1 - Minoa, Anime Rookie!

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[01:09] Pink
    I slept in!
[01:25] TV
    It's getting some incredible hype.
SIGN    Tourism economy booming in city
    where popular anime Galtan is set
SIGN    Galtan's economic effects on the town of Oarai
[01:28] TV
    It's having an amazing effect on the economy.
[01:33] Pink
    Morning!
[01:34] Taki-sensei-dad
    Morning, Minoa.
[01:41] Pink
    Jeez, why didn't anyone wake me up?
[01:45] Orange
    I did.
[01:46] Orange
    And you were like...
[01:49] Orange
    "Asagaya Minoa is now awake, sir!"
[01:52] Orange
    "Ready for action, sir!"
[01:56] Pink
    Was I?
[01:58] Orange
    It's what always happens, though.
[02:00] Pink
    Why didn't you wake me up again, then?
[02:05] Pink
    You're taking it pretty easy today.
[02:07] Orange
    We don't have morning practice today.
[02:08] Mom
    What about you, Mii-chan?
[02:10] Mom
    Aren't you going to join a club or anything?
[02:12] Pink
    Not really.
[02:13] Pink
    I'm not like Onee-chan.
    I'm not athletic or anything.
[02:17] Mom
    What about an arts club?
[02:20] Pink
    An arts club?
[02:22] ---
    It's okay, Mii-chan.
[02:24] Orange
    You've been the type to play inside your
    room rather than outside, even as a kid.
[02:30] Pink
    Onee-chan, did I watch
     anime when I was little?
[02:35] Orange
    I think you did.
[02:37] Orange
    Haritaro and Dezumon and all that.
[02:39] Orange
    I watched PreFae with you.
[02:43] Orange
    Thanks for the meal.
[02:44] Pink
    PreFae, huh?
[02:46] Pink
    That's not it.
[02:49] Pink
    I'm leaving.
[02:51] Taki-sensei-dad
    Minoa, let's go to the station together.
[02:53] Pink
    I'm going to be late.
[03:07] Bike
    Morning.
[03:08] Not-bike
    Erika! Give me a ride!
[03:09] Not-bike
    Nope. Double riding is illegal.
[03:17] A
    Go Sakaneko!
[03:18] A
    Go! Go!
[04:57] Pink
    Morning.
[04:59] A
    Morning.
[05:00] B
    Morning, Minocchi.
[05:03] Pink
    Morning, Kouenji-san.
[05:05] Glasses
    Good morning.
[05:07] Pink
    What are you reading?
[05:09] Pink
    That's a title?
[05:10] Pink
    "A Certain..."
[05:12] Glasses
    A Certain Report on the Irresponsible
    and Depressing Chronicles

[05:15] Glasses
    of Me and a Certain Eccentric
    Childhood Friend
.
[05:18] Pink
    Th-That sounds complicated.
[05:21] Glasses
    It's not complicated.
[05:23] Glasses
    It's about a pathologically tardy protagonist
[05:25] Glasses
    and their time-wasting childhood friend.
[05:28] Pink
    O-Oh, yeah?
[05:37] A
    M-Morning.
[05:39] Glitter
    Good day.
[05:41] A
    Sh-She's so cute.
[05:43] B
    I love the way she's just
    slightly condescending.
[05:44] Pink
    Morning, Kamiigusa-san.
[05:46] Glitter
    Good day.
[05:49] Brown
    Morning, Minoa.
[05:51] Pink
    Morning.
[05:54] Brown
    Something about Kamiigusa-san?
[05:57] Pink
    Nah, she just seems so flawless,
    I don't know how to approach her.
[06:03] Brown
    From what I've heard, she's...
[06:06] Glitter
    Sebas!
[06:12] Glitter
    Well done.
[06:15] Brown
    She's really well-to-do.
[06:19] Pink
    Yeah, I totally get that.
[06:22] Pink
    I saw your morning practice.
[06:25] Brown
    I can't improve my time.
[06:27] Pink
    Hey, what made you decide
    to join the track club?
[06:31] Brown
    I saw a broadcast of the Olympics
    when I was in elementary school.
[06:35] Brown
    I was awed by the female athletes.
[06:38] Brown
    I wanted to be able to run like them.
[06:42] Pink
    You were moved as a child, huh?
[06:45] Brown
    Don't you have anything like that, Minoa?
[06:49] Pink
    Do you watch anime, Yui-chan?
[06:51] Brown
    Anime?
[06:53] Brown
    Not really, I guess.
[06:55] Pink
    Yeah?
[06:56] Brown
    Was there an anime that moved you as a kid?
[06:59] Pink
    Not so much moved, but there's
    one that I'm curious about.
[07:03] Brown
    What's it called?
[07:05] Pink
    That's the thing. I don't know.
[07:09] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
    There's the bell.
[07:11] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
    Morning, everyone.
[07:13] A
    Good morning.
[07:16] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
    Well, it's been almost a month
    since the entrance ceremony.
[07:20] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
    Are you enjoying high school life?
[07:25] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
    Oh my, you're so quiet.
[07:28] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
    I'm feeling lonely.
[07:31] Pink
    Roppongi-sensei's so colorful.
[07:34] Brown
    He's like that at track practice, too.
[07:48] A
    Phone call for Gomon-sensei.
[07:50] A
    Please come to the staff office.
[07:53] Pink
    You're buying bread on top of your bento box?
[07:56] Brown
    You burn up a lot of calories
    when you're in track.
[08:00] Pink
    Oh yeah, my sister eats a lot, too.
[08:03] Glitter
    Asagaya-san...
[08:04] Pink
    Yes?
[08:06] Pink
    K-Kamiigusa-san!
[08:09] Brown
    Her aura's amazing,
    even during lunch break...
[08:12] Glitter
    May I have a word with you?
[08:14] Pink
    Yes.
[08:15] Glitter
    I need to talk to you.
[08:17] Glitter
    Would you kindly spare me
    some time after school?
[08:20] Pink
    Talk?
[08:22] Glitter
    I'll be waiting at the art room show hall.
[08:25] Glitter
    I ask you to come alone.
[08:27] Pink
    Um...
[08:28] Pink
    What are we...
[08:30] Glitter
    Understood?
[08:31] Pink
    What are we talking about?
[08:33] Glitter
    I'll see you there.
[08:39] A
    Did she get called out?
[08:41] B
    Does she have her eye on her?
[08:43] Pink
    Did I do something wrong?
[08:47] Brown
    D-Dunno...
SIGN    Verb usage
[08:49] Sensei
    There's a 70% chance this
    is going to be on the exam,
[08:53] Sensei
    depending on my mood that day.
[08:56] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
    That's it for homeroom.
[08:58] A
    The budgeting committee meeting
    will be beginning at 4 PM today.
[08:58] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
    Class committee, could you give me a hand?
[09:02] A
    All club presidents, please assemble
    at the student committee office.
[09:10] Brown
    Want me to come with you?
[09:13] Pink
    It's okay, you should go to your club.
[09:16] Brown
    But...
[09:16] Pink
    She asked me to come by myself.
[09:28] ---
    You dropped something.
[09:30] Poodlehead
    Watch it!
[09:31] Poodlehead
    You must be careful about
    touching that grimoire.
[09:35] Pink
    Grimoire?
[09:37] Poodlehead
    Abracadabra, pasta la vista!
[09:42] Poodlehead
    It's safe to touch now.
[09:44] Poodlehead
    I set up a barrier.
[09:45] Pink
    R-Right.
[09:51] Poodlehead
    Danke schön.
[09:53] Poodlehead
    Danke?
[09:59] Pink
    People don't really come here.
[10:02] Glitter
    That's why I called you here.
[10:05] Glitter
    I'm glad you came.
[10:09] Pink
    Um...
[10:10] Pink
    What did you want to talk to me about?
[10:13] Glitter
    Answer my questions honestly.
[10:18] Glitter
    Understood?
SIGN    Minoa, Anime Rookie!
[10:39] Glitter
    Asagaya Minoa-san...
[10:41] Pink
    Y-Yes?
[10:46] Glitter
    Do you like anime?
[10:49] Pink
    What?
[10:51] Glitter
    Do you like anime?
[10:52] Pink
    Anime?
[10:54] Glitter
    You were asking Obata-san this
    morning if she watches anime.
[10:58] Pink
    Oh, yeah...
[10:59] Glitter
    What are you watching this season?
[11:02] Pink
    This season?
[11:02] Glitter
    I personally like Hero School and Ru:ZERO.
[11:05] Glitter
    I have big hopes for Shikabari,
    the original anime, too.
[11:08] Glitter
    The Time Travel Shounen OP is legit, too.
[11:11] Glitter
    Jun-nii's stylish fence jump!
[11:13] Pink
    Shikabari?
[11:17] Glitter
    Oh, maybe we don't have any taste overlap.
[11:21] Glitter
    Are you into slice-of-life, then?
[11:22] Pink
    Overlap? What?
[11:24] Glitter
    This season's kind of lopsided, honestly.
[11:27] Glitter
    Too many battle anime.
[11:28] Glitter
    Tamukeda and Toramiko are about
    the only slice-of-life shows.
[11:30] Glitter
    Oh, Bakusou?
[11:32] Glitter
    Nah, that's a bike show pretending
    to be a slice-of-life show.
[11:35] Glitter
    Oh, I dabble in delinquent stuff, though.
[11:38] Glitter
    They're a bit old,
    but Kyou Kara Sessha Wa!! and Angel Story...
[11:42] Glitter
    Wait, both are OVAs.
[11:44] Glitter
    There's a remake boom happening now, though.
[11:46] Glitter
    I wonder if they're going to make an anime
     based on The Guy Who Dances With Bad Luck?
[11:50] Glitter
    Huh?
[11:51] Glitter
    That's not it, either?
[11:54] Glitter
    Oh, do you like otome stuff?
[11:56] Glitter
    Or hardcore robot anime?
[12:00] Glitter
    You were talking about anime, weren't you?
[12:03] Pink
    No, I, uh...
[12:04] Pink
    I watched a normal amount of anime as a kid.
[12:06] Pink
    Gachiemon and stuff.
[12:08] Glitter
    Gachiemon!
[12:09] Glitter
    Nobue? Karashi?
[12:10] Glitter
    Which movie did you like?
[12:12] Glitter
    I liked Chijipara Suikoden.
[12:14] Glitter
    A lot of people online like the 70s version,
[12:16] Glitter
    but I swear, the 2000s version has way
    better character design than the original.
[12:22] Pink
    I'm sorry, who's Nobue?
[12:28] Glitter
    Forget everything I just said.
[12:31] Pink
    I never knew you liked anime, Kamiigusa-san.
[12:34] Pink
    You really don't look like the type.
[12:37] Glitter
    Is there a problem with that?
[12:39] Pink
    No, I got the sense that
    you really like anime.
[12:44] Pink
    You were talking really
    enthusiastically just now.
[12:49] Pink
    I thought you were more unapproachable.
[12:54] Glitter
    Unapproachable?
[12:56] Glitter
    Perhaps.
[12:58] Pink
    I wish you'd always talk like you just did.
[13:02] Glitter
    Good day.
[13:03] Pink
    Wait!
[13:04] Pink
    It's true that there's an anime I've been
    curious about ever since I was little.
[13:10] Pink
    But I can't remember which anime it was.
[13:16] Pink
    You seem to know a lot.
[13:19] Pink
    Maybe you'd know which one it is.
[13:23] Glitter
    Describe a scene to me.
[13:25] Pink
    A robot stands up, and a
    girl transforms and sings,
[13:29] Pink
    and they fly up into the sky with an angel.
[13:32] Glitter
    That's it?
[13:34] Pink
    That's it.
[13:35] Pink
    But I have dreams about it, too.
[13:38] Pink
    It must have been really moving to me.
[13:41] Glitter
    Standing. Transforming. Singing.
[13:45] Glitter
    Into the sky with an angel. Moving.
[13:53] Glitter
    It might be the final episode
    of Espoir no Shoujo Kaiji.
[13:57] Pink
    Nope.
[14:00] Glitter
    A Dog of Decadence.
[14:01] Glitter
    This is the show about
     angels and going into the sky.
[14:03] Glitter
    The last episode was so sad!
[14:05] Glitter
    I cried so hard.
[14:07] Pink
    That's not it.
[14:09] Glitter
    Cinnamon Roll Z.
[14:11] Glitter
    Previous Genesis Everstrike.
[14:13] Glitter
    Autumn Wars.
[14:15] Pink
    I don't think that's it.
[14:17] Glitter
    Are you sure it's an anime?
[14:19] Pink
    I'm certain.
[14:21] Glitter
    I don't have enough information.
[14:23] Glitter
    Maybe if I knew what
    happens before or after.
[14:26] Pink
    I wonder if I'm remembering wrong.
[14:30] Glitter
    I apologize for not being of assistance.
[14:32] Pink
    I'm sorry, too.
[14:34] Pink
    I don't know too much about anime.
[14:38] Glitter
    It's all right.
[14:39] Pink
    I know! We just need to go where there are
    a lot of people who are familiar with anime.
[14:46] Glitter
    Wait, where are we going?
[14:48] Pink
    Don't most high schools have an Anime Club?
[14:51] Pink
    Let's see, fine arts,
    Japanese cultural history,
[14:55] Pink
    provincial art, tea...
[14:58] Glitter
    If you're looking for the Anime Club, I...
[15:02] Pink
    Don't you want to talk more about anime?
[15:05] Pink
    Don't you want to have more
    fun talking about anime?
[15:08] Glitter
    Well...
[15:09] Pink
    Light music club, classical
    literature club, NJ club...
SIGN    Anime Club
[15:17] Pink
    I found it, the Anime Club!
[15:20] Glitter
    Asagaya-san, that room...
[15:22] Pink
    Come on!
[15:25] Pink
    Hello?
[15:29] ---
    Huh?
[15:31] Glitter
    The Anime Club isn't active.
[15:35] Glitter
    I looked it up on the day
    of the entrance ceremony.
[15:40] Pink
    Oh.
[15:42] Pink
    It's not active?
[15:48] Pink
    I wonder if they still have a room.
SIGN    Wh-What?
[15:53] Glitter
    Th-This is the first issue
    of Anime Shangri-La!
[15:58] Pink
    Is that one of those anime magazines?
SIGN    Anime Shangri-La
[16:00] Glitter
    It's a treasure!
[16:02] Pink
    Anime's amazing.
[16:06] Pink
    I mean, it lets me see you
    make all kinds of faces.
[16:10] Glitter
    Stop that.
[16:12] Pink
    I'm sure the Anime Club would be fun.
[16:15] Glitter
    But what's the use if it isn't active?
[16:18] Pink
    Just start one.
[16:21] Pink
    You could do it.
[16:23] Glitter
    Start one?
[16:25] Pink
    Just recruit some members.
[16:27] Pink
    There are so many students at school.
[16:31] Pink
    There's no way you're
    the only anime fan here.
[16:35] Glitter
    Maybe, but...
[16:37] Pink
    Right?
[16:37] Pink
    You should do it.
[16:38] Pink
    I'll help you find members.
[16:41] Glitter
    But...
[16:42] Pink
    I like seeing you talk about anime.
[16:46] Glitter
    Asagaya-san...
[16:48] Pink
    You have to take the initiative.
[16:50] Glitter
    Yeah.
[16:52] Glitter
    You might be right.
[16:54] Pink
    Of course I am.
[16:56] Glitter
    I'll do it.
[16:57] Pink
    Yup.
[16:59] Glitter
    We have to make an official submission
    to the student committee.
[17:01] Glitter
    I think we need a minimum of six members.
[17:04] Pink
    You'll find five more in no time.
[17:08] Glitter
    You're right.
[17:09] Glitter
    I've already found one.
[17:12] Glitter
    Me and you.
[17:14] Glitter
    We just need four more.
[17:16] Pink
    Um...
[17:17] Pink
    I'll help you find members,
    but I'm not joining.
[17:21] Glitter
    We're putting up recruiting flyers tomorrow.
[17:24] Pink
    I told you, I don't really know enough
    about anime to join an Anime Club.
[17:31] Glitter
    I'll lend you just a small selection
    of beginners' anime from my library.
[17:36] Pink
    A selection?!
[17:38] Glitter
    The Girl who Slept Through Time and Replica.
[17:40] Glitter
    They're movies, so they shouldn't
    take more than two hours each.
[17:44] Pink
    This is getting complicated...
[17:47] Glitter
    Anyway, let's clean this room up.
[17:55] Glitter
    Does that door lead to a storage room?
[18:03] Glitter
    I'll go to the student council and
    borrow a key if they have one.
[18:07] Pink
    Okay.
[18:16] Pink
    It's open.
[18:20] Pink
    Hey!
[18:21] Pink
    What...
[18:30] Pink
    It opened.
[18:31] Pink
    And why is there a cat inside?
[18:38] Pink
    A beret?
[18:44] Glitter
    I asked, but they don't
    have a key for that door.
[18:47] Glitter
    Oh, it's open?
[18:48] Pink
    Yeah, it opened.
[18:51] Glitter
    So it wasn't locked, then?
[18:54] Glitter
    A cat?
[18:55] Pink
    How did it get in?
[18:57] Pink
    The door was closed.
[18:58] Glitter
    It might have wandered in through
    the air ducts or something.
[19:02] Pink
    Oh, right.
[19:05] Pink
    Over here, kitty.
[19:09] Glitter
    What a hostile cat.
[19:19] Glitter
    Now that it's clean,
     let's go home for the day.
[19:23] Glitter
    I need you to watch that.
[19:27] Glitter
    Let's go.
[19:29] Pink
    Bye, kitty.
[19:37] Glitter
    Now, we're going to be busy tomorrow.
[19:40] Glitter
    We're going to start handing out
     flyers from before 8:00 AM.
[19:42] Glitter
    Don't you dare be late.
[19:44] Pink
    Um...
[19:45] Pink
    Just to make sure, am I—
[19:47] Glitter
    You're a member.
[19:48] Pink
    Of course.
[19:51] Pink
    Huge.
[19:54] Pink
    I-Is this your ride, Kamiigusa-san?
[19:57] Pink
    It's huge.
[19:58] Pink
    Your car's huge.
[19:59] Glitter
    See you tomorrow.
[20:01] Pink
    Yeah.
[20:03] Pink
    See you.
[20:06] Glitter
    Asagaya-san...
[20:10] Glitter
    Thanks.
[20:14] Glitter
    I look forward to working with you.
[20:17] Pink
    Same.
[20:20] Glitter
    Good day.
[20:23] Pink
    I hope we find members soon.
[20:26] Glitter
    We will.
[20:27] Glitter
    We'll find those of the same mind as us.
[20:34] Pink
    Of the same mind as us?
[20:37] Pink
    Well, all right.
[20:40] Pink
    I wonder who's going to join.
SIGN    God's Love on This
    Wonderful Blessing!
[20:43] A
    I finally got that rare,
    exclusive merchandise!
SIGN    Maria Clara
[20:47] [SONG] Text
    Anime Announced!
[20:53] A
    Nakano-senpai!
[20:54] B
    Senpai!
[20:57] C
    Bye-bye.
[21:14] Pink
    It's so windy!
[21:24] Pink
    Huh?
[21:25] Pink
    It's gone.
[21:27] Pink
    Crap, I think I left my phone at school.
SIGN    Anime Club
[21:36] Pink
    It's gone!
[21:39] Pink
    Where did I leave it...
[21:42] Pink
    Ow!
[21:43] Neko
    So you're the "clumsy girl" type.
[21:46] Pink
    Who's there?
[21:48] Neko
    Is this what you're looking for?
[21:53] Pink
    The cat...
[21:55] Pink
    It's talking!
[23:31] Neko
    Remakes get lame after a while.
[23:35] Neko
    Next episode, we find out who the caller was.
[23:38] Neko
    Don't drop us after the first episode.

2 - Anime-Gataris, Assemble!

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[00:07] Blonde
    Stand!
[00:15] Blonde
    I told you to stand!
[00:19] ---
    You're quite stubborn, aren't you?
[00:21] Blonde
    Sebas!
[00:26] Blonde
    You've stood up!
[00:27] Blonde
    You finally stood up!
[00:38] Blonde
    Sebas!
[00:50] Blonde
    Well?
[00:51] Blonde
    Which anime is it?
[00:52] Blonde
    Do you remember now?
[00:54] Blonde
    Get it together!
[01:06] Pink
    That was a terrifying nightmare.
[01:09] Brown
    Mii-chan, is everything okay?
[01:13] Brown
    I heard a loud noise and a scream.
[01:15] Brown
    I thought you fell off the bed.
[01:17] Pink
    S-Sorry, I'm okay.
[01:20] Brown
    You have bags under your eyes.
[01:24] Brown
    Where did all those DVDs come from?
[01:27] Pink
    How should I explain...
[01:28] Pink
    I guess I could say it's homework.
[01:31] (Flashback) Blonde
    I'll lend you just a small selection
    of beginners' anime from my library.
[01:41] Mom
    You're up early today, Mii-chan.
[01:44] Pink
    Yeah, I have club work.
[01:47] Mom
    You joined a club?
[01:48] Brown
    Really? What club?
[01:51] Mom
    Anime Club.
SIGN    World's First Space Elevator Constructed?
SIGN    "Next stop, Space"
[01:52] Brown
    Anime Club?
[01:54] Pink
    Yeah.
[01:55] Brown
    I don't remember you liking
    anime that much, Mii-chan.
[01:59] Pink
    It's okay.
[02:06] Brown
    Minoa.
[02:11] Brown
    I called your cell phone yesterday.
[02:14] Pink
    My phone?
[02:16] (Flashback) Cat
    Is this what you're looking for?
[02:18] Pink
    Sorry, I was really busy
    and I couldn't answer.
[02:22] Pink
    Sorry.
[02:23] Brown
    That's all right, then.
[02:24] Brown
    I was worried, is all.
[02:40] A
    M-Morning, Kamiigusa-san.
[02:42] Blonde
    Good day.
[02:44] A
    Morning.
[02:45] Blonde
    Good day.
[02:48] Pink
    M-Morning, Kamiigusa-san.
[02:51] Blonde
    Morning.
[02:52] A
    The Kamiigusa-san?
[02:54] B
    Just said "Morning"?
SIGN    Come!
SIGN    Anime Club
SIGN    If you like anime, join the anime club!! We shall serve tea and snacks and discuss anime!! Time and place Lunch time/After school Club Building Room 3F
[02:57] Pink
    "Members wanted"?
[02:59] Blonde
    Is that not why we came early?
[03:02] Pink
    Oh, right.
[03:03] Pink
    I'll go put my bag—
[03:07] Blonde
    Come on, come on!
[03:07] Pink
    What? What? What?
[03:08] Blonde
    Get undressed!
[03:11] ---
    H-H-Hey!
[03:13] Blonde
    Wear this!
[03:16] Pink
    What? What? What?
[03:20] Brown
    Minoa?!
[03:21] Pink
    Wh-Wh-What is this?!
[03:24] Blonde
    Bunny outfits are a standard
    for finding new members.
[03:29] Pink
    Why?!
[03:31] Blonde
    Let's get started.
[03:35] Blonde
    Anime Club, open to new members.
[03:38] Blonde
    Would you like to join?
[03:41] Pink
    P-Please take one.
[03:42] Blonde
    Say it louder.
[03:44] Pink
    B-But...
[03:46] Brown
    Minoa, are you okay?
[03:47] Blonde
    Don't you have to get to morning practice?
[03:52] Brown
    Okay, Minoa.
[03:53] Pink
    Yui-chan!
[03:55] Brown
    Good... luck.
[03:57] Pink
    Yui-chan!
[04:00] Blonde
    Well, let's continue.
[04:02] Blonde
    Anime Club, open to new members.
[04:05] Pink
    Screw it, I don't have a choice.
[04:08] Pink
    O-Open to new members!
[04:11] Blonde
    Open to new members.
[04:13] Pink
    Please take one.
[04:14] Blonde
    Anime Club.
[04:16] Blonde
    Please take one.
[04:17] ---
    Anime Club, open to new members.
[04:19] ---
    Thank you.
[04:21] ---
    Take one, please.
[04:22] Pink
    Please and thank you.
[04:23] A
    Anime Club?
[04:24] B
    Why is she in a bunny outfit?
[04:28] Blonde
    Please and thank you.
[04:29] Pink
    Sign-ups start at lunch break.
[04:38] Pink
    P-Please.
[04:41] Blonde
    Open to new members.
[04:43] Blonde
    Sign-ups start at lunch break.
[06:22] Blonde
    First, we'll need a supervising teacher.
[06:24] Pink
    Someone who likes anime?
[06:26] Blonde
    No, I'd prefer someone who won't
    meddle with our activities.
[06:31] Pink
    Is there anyone who'd be up for
    it this late into the semester?
[06:35] Blonde
    I wonder if there's anyone bored enough.
[06:37] Boring Chuck from Ohio
    Man, I'm bored.
[06:40] Boring Chuck from Ohio
    Just crackin' my shoulder.
[06:41] Boring Chuck from Ohio
    Cracky, cracky, cracky...
SIGN    Dorayaki
[06:44] Boring Chuck from Ohio
    Anime Club, huh?
[06:47] Pink
    Please.
[06:48] Boring Chuck from Ohio
    Where's your room?
[06:49] Pink
    At the far end of the third
    floor in the club building.
[06:52] Boring Chuck from Ohio
    Far end of the third floor?
[06:54] Boring Chuck from Ohio
    I wouldn't mind putting my name down.
[06:57] Pink
    Thank you.
[06:59] Boring Chuck from Ohio
    Don't count on me too much.
[07:01] Boring Chuck from Ohio
    I'm pretty busy.
[07:04] Blonde
    Sure.
[07:06] A
    Want to go to the cafeteria?
[07:07] B
    I brought my own lunch today.
[07:08] Pink
    I hope we got some people that
    you can talk to about anime.
[07:14] Blonde
    By the way, did you watch Thousand yesterday?
[07:16] Pink
    It runs at midnight.
[07:18] ---
    I recorded it, though.
[07:19] Blonde
    How could you say that?!
[07:20] Blonde
    As an Anime Club member, it's imperative
    that you watch shows in real-time!
[07:24] Pink
    R-Rear tire?
[07:26] Blonde
    Real time!
[07:28] Pink
    I-Isn't it the same thing?
[07:30] Blonde
    What if you hadn't watched it in real-time,
    and you accidentally saw spoilers online?
[07:35] Blonde
    There's nothing more dishonorable
    for an Anime Club member!
[07:39] Pink
    I-I'm sorry!
SIGN    Anime Club
[07:45] Blonde
    Be sure not to miss Gaka Stray Dogs tomorrow.
[07:51] Pink
    Wh-What's wrong?
[07:53] Pink
    Kouenji-san?
[07:58] Pink
    You're joining the club?
[08:02] Glasses Archetype
    Yes.
[08:04] Pink
    You like anime?
[08:05] Pink
    But you're always reading books
    with really complicated titles.
[08:08] Pink
    You don't seem like the type.
[08:11] Blonde
    Catchy, long titles are popular
    for light novels these days.
[08:15] Pink
    Light novels?
[08:16] Glasses Archetype
    Light novels are often
    fantasy and school dramas,
[08:20] Glasses Archetype
    targeted mainly at middle and high school
    students, but they have a broad audience.
[08:24] Glasses Archetype
    The illustrations are cute, too.
[08:26] Blonde
    The Melancholy of a Happy Vuvuzela.
[08:28] Blonde
    Sold Out Offline.
[08:30] Blonde
    They work well with anime.
[08:32] Blonde
    They're even called "light novel shows."
[08:34] Pink
    Light novel boils?
[08:35] Blonde
    What are you watching
    this season, Kouenji-san?
[08:37] Glasses Archetype
    I'm keeping up with all
    of the light novel shows.
[08:40] Blonde
    You're watching Ru:ZERO, aren't you?
[08:41] Glasses Archetype
    Yes, of course.
[08:43] Pink
    Um...
[08:44] Blonde
    Team Am or Team Emily?
[08:46] Glasses Archetype
    I don't have a team.
    I think they're all cute.
[08:49] Glasses Archetype
    I think I like Pekelgaus's character.
[08:52] Blonde
    You are well-studied.
[08:54] Blonde
    You're tickling my brain.
[08:55] Glasses Archetype
    I think Am's voicing is perfect, too.
[08:59] Pink
    They're having a perfectly
    clear conversation.
[09:01] Blonde
    You're always reading light novels,
[09:04] Blonde
    so I thought you might
    be following anime, too.
[09:07] Pink
    Do you read light novels, too, Kamiigusa-san?
[09:10] Blonde
    I look up the originals sometimes,
    when the anime are really good.
[09:14] Pink
    You don't ever read the light novels first?
[09:16] Blonde
    I don't.
[09:18] Glasses Archetype
    Whenever a light novel I liked
    gets an anime adaptation,
[09:21] Glasses Archetype
    I'm eager to see how my
    favorite scenes are portrayed.
[09:24] Blonde
    But doesn't it get boring
    when you see the anime,
[09:26] Blonde
    if you already know how it plays out?
[09:29] Glasses Archetype
    Then do you not enjoy your favorite
    anime when you watch it a second time?
[09:33] Blonde
    Of course I do.
[09:35] Blonde
    You notice things you didn't
    notice the first time.
[09:37] Blonde
    And you know the story already,
    so you can pay attention to the art.
[09:40] Pink
    You watch the same thing over again?
[09:42] Blonde
    You don't?!
[09:44] Pink
    Sorry.
[09:45] Pink
    So, well, I should read
    light novels, too, right?
[09:50] Blonde
    I think you can watch the anime,
    if it has an anime adaptation.
[09:55] Glasses Archetype
    You don't understand a thing.
[09:57] Blonde
    Huh?!
[09:59] ---
    Hold it.
[10:00] Pink
    Calm down.
[10:01] Green
    'Sup?
[10:04] Green
    Aoyama Erika of Class 3-B.
[10:06] Green
    I'd like to join.
[10:07] Pink
    You're a senpai from third-year?
[10:09] Pink
    Thank goodness.
[10:10] Pink
    It's a bit intimidating when
    it's just us first-years.
[10:13] Green
    I saw you guys in your bunny
    outfits, recruiting members.
[10:15] Green
    You guys get it.
[10:17] Blonde
    Thank you.
[10:18] Pink
    I never thought the fliers
    would work so well.
[10:21] Pink
    Isn't this great?
[10:23] Blonde
    Yes.
[10:24] Pink
    Thanks for coming, Kouenji-san.
[10:27] Glasses Archetype
    It's fine.
[10:28] Pink
    So why don't we have Aoyama-senpai
    be the club president,
[10:31] Pink
    since she's a third-year?
[10:32] Blonde
    That sounds good.
[10:34] Blonde
    Aoyama-senpai...
[10:35] Green
    You can call me Erika.
[10:36] Blonde
    Erika-senpai!
[10:37] Blonde
    Please be our president!
[10:38] Green
    President?
[10:40] Green
    Does that mean I'll have to be, all,
[10:42] Green
    "Be awed at my beautiful technique"
    and "Let's not get caught off-guard"
[10:45] Green
    and all that?
[10:47] Blonde
    Wow, you really get it.
[10:50] Pink
    What?
[10:50] Pink
    Caught off guard?
[10:52] Green
    "I can see right through your plan" to leave
    the third-years with all the annoying work.
[10:57] Blonde
    That's amazing!
[10:59] Pink
    See right through?
[11:00] Green
    I wouldn't mind putting my name down.
[11:02] Pink
    Thank you.
[11:04] Blonde
    That's four.
[11:05] Blonde
    We just need two more.
[11:06] Green
    I have one person in mind.
[11:09] Green
    He's just the guy.
[11:19] The Other Glasses Archetype
    Danger comes.
SIGN    Anime-Gataris, Assemble!
[11:31] The Other Glasses Archetype
    Danger comes.
[11:34] Green
    Kaikai.
[11:37] Pink
    The grimoire person.
[11:38] Green
    Do you have a minute?
[11:39] The Other Glasses Archetype
    Don't talk to me!
[11:41] The Other Glasses Archetype
    There's mysterious energy matter
    escaping through this point.
[11:44] Blonde
    He's putting up a barrier.
[11:46] Pink
    A barrier?
[11:47] Green
    That's Kaikai.
[11:49] Green
    Class 2-B.
[11:50] The Other Glasses Archetype
    My name is
[11:53] The Other Glasses Archetype
    Musashisakai Kai!
[11:58] Green
    Are you done with your barrier?
[12:01] Green
    You're joining the Anime Club, right?
[12:03] The Other Glasses Archetype
    Anime Club?
[12:06] The Other Glasses Archetype
    I didn't expect you to
    get through my barrier.
[12:11] The Other Glasses Archetype
    How would you even begin without me?
[12:16] Green
    So on Gaka Stray Dogs, you're a fan
    of Dali, Picasso and Hiroshige,
[12:19] Green
    and on Old Game!!, you like Run.
[12:21] Blonde
    They're moe.
[12:22] Green
    So Arisucchi likes moe characters.
[12:25] Green
    Kaikai likes special power battle anime...
[12:27] The Other Glasses Archetype
    It's Musashisakai!
[12:28] Green
    And Mikocchi likes light novels.
[12:29] Glasses Archetype
    I was a fan of Gekisen Garumu,
    so I'm looking forward to it.
[12:33] Glasses Archetype
    Minoacchi.
[12:34] Pink
    Y-Yes?
[12:35] Glasses Archetype
    You all right?
[12:36] Glasses Archetype
    Can you keep up?
[12:39] Pink
    Honestly, I'm almost completely lost.
[12:42] Pink
    You're all amazing.
[12:44] The Other Glasses Archetype
    You must have a strong curiosity.
[12:46] The Other Glasses Archetype
    Why did you join the Anime Club?
[12:49] Pink
    It's fun, though.
[12:50] Pink
    A lot.
[12:51] Pink
    Honestly...
[12:52] Pink
    It's like watching a whole
    new world open up before me.
[12:56] The Other Glasses Archetype
    It seems you've opened the door.
[12:59] Green
    So what's up with the cat?
[13:01] Pink
    Oh, that?
[13:03] Pink
    He seems to live here.
[13:06] The Other Glasses Archetype
    A room with a cat, huh?
[13:09] Green
    Well, let's meet up again after school, then.
[13:12] Blonde
    Yes, see you then.
[13:15] Neko
    Yo.
[13:19] Pink
    What is it?
[13:22] Neko
    You're quite unprepared, aren't you?
[13:24] Pink
    Unprepared?
[13:25] Neko
    It's only recently that you
    started liking anime, isn't it?
[13:28] Pink
    Yeah, I guess.
[13:31] Neko
    In that case...
[13:33] Neko
    Don't act like you know things.
[13:34] Neko
    Listen to them when they talk.
[13:35] Neko
    And don't force the conversation
    into something you like.
[13:39] Pink
    Okay.
[13:40] Pink
    Thank you for the advice.
[13:42] Pink
    Um...
[13:43] Pink
    What's your name?
[13:44] Neko
    My name, eh?
[13:45] Neko
    I've had many.
[13:47] Pink
    Can I call you Tama, then?
[13:48] Neko
    That's way too popular.
[13:51] Pink
    Michael, then?
[13:52] Pink
    Tom?
[13:53] Pink
    Cheese?
[13:53] Pink
    Nyanko?
[13:54] Pink
    Baron?
[13:55] Pink
    Mikan?
[13:56] Pink
    Oh, Dora—
[13:57] Neko
    Stop right there!
[13:59] Pink
    Can I just call you Neko-senpai, then?
[14:01] Neko
    Fine, whatever.
[14:02] Pink
    Okay, Neko-senpai.
[14:04] Neko
    By the way,
[14:05] Neko
    did you take something out of that room?
[14:14] Pink
    I don't... think so.
[14:17] Neko
    I see.
[14:19] Neko
    Close the door!
[14:21] Neko
    We'll make each other two promises.
[14:24] Neko
    Don't tell the others
    that you can talk to me.
[14:27] Neko
    Always close the door after you open it.
[14:29] Pink
    Okay.
[14:35] A
    The choir competition committee
    will be meeting at four.

[14:40] Pink
    Have you always liked
    light novels, Kouenji-san?
[14:43] Glasses Archetype
    I've liked books since I was little.
[14:45] Pink
    And anime?
[14:46] Glasses Archetype
    Ever since my favorite books
    started getting anime adaptations.
[14:50] Pink
    Oh, yeah?
[14:51] Pink
    That's amazing.
[14:52] Glasses Archetype
    Amazing?
[14:53] Pink
    Yeah.
[14:54] Pink
    Like, your dedication to light novels.
[14:55] Pink
    Your love for them.
[14:57] Glasses Archetype
    I don't mind being alone
    when I'm reading books.
[15:02] Glasses Archetype
    I don't like being in the spotlight,
[15:05] Glasses Archetype
    yet I have a habit of being abrasive when
    it's something I care about, like earlier.
[15:10] Glasses Archetype
    I'm a pain, aren't I?
[15:13] Pink
    No, not at all.
[15:23] Green
    We'll have to check out the
    meccas for our club trip.
[15:26] The Other Glasses Archetype
    Indeed.
[15:27] The Other Glasses Archetype
    Tama, Tachikawa and Hachioji are a must-see.
[15:30] Blonde
    Kawagoe and Kawasaki will be mandatory, too.
[15:33] Glasses Archetype
    Oarai, please.
[15:34] Pink
    Aren't those all pretty close?
[15:36] Pink
    Why don't we go to Nagano for
    a skiing trip or something?
[15:41] Pink
    Sorry.
[15:42] The Other Glasses Archetype
    We'll have to go to the events.
[15:45] Blonde
    Next year's Anime Jipang.
[15:47] Glasses Archetype
    Anihaku and Anisute would be good, too.
[15:50] Glasses Archetype
    Comibut, please.
[15:51] Pink
    Oh, what about cultural
    festivals at other schools?
[15:56] Pink
    Sorry.
[15:58] Pink
    I'm totally not fitting in.
[16:00] Blonde
    Asagaya-san, we'll need
    you to study up on anime.
[16:04] Pink
    I don't know where to begin, though.
[16:09] The Other Glasses Archetype
    What is a "classic anime"?
[16:11] The Other Glasses Archetype
    What is a "classic anime"?
[16:14] Pink
    An interesting anime!
[16:15] Green
    Correct.
[16:16] The Other Glasses Archetype
    But what is "interesting"?
[16:18] The Other Glasses Archetype
    Everyone has their own way
    of appreciating a show.
[16:21] The Other Glasses Archetype
    Am I wrong?
[16:23] Pink
    That's true.
[16:24] The Other Glasses Archetype
    There is one law governing what
    is considered a classic anime.
[16:28] Pink
    A law?
[16:29] Blonde
    An anime where the character
    is running is a classic.
[16:32] Pink
    Really?
[16:33] Pink
    What about the openings?
[16:34] Green
    An anime with a badass
    older guy is a classic.
[16:37] Pink
    Older guy?
[16:38] The Other Glasses Archetype
    An anime where the supposed main
    character dies in episode three is a classic.
[16:42] Pink
    Not in the final episode?
[16:43] Green
    An anime with "God"
    in the title is a classic.
[16:46] Green
    Does it receive some kind of blessing?
[16:50] Blonde
    An anime with a baseball
    episode is a classic.
[16:52] Pink
    What about tennis or basketball?
[16:54] The Other Glasses Archetype
    An anime where the protagonist's mech
    is a mass-produced model is a classic.
[16:57] Pink
    I feel like you're talking to me in code.
[17:00] Glasses Archetype
    An anime where the character
    barfs is a classic.
[17:02] Pink
    Barf?!
[17:02] Green
    That's it!
[17:02] Blonde
    Yup.
[17:02] The Other Glasses Archetype
    Indeed.
[17:04] Glasses Archetype
    This season's barf anime would be Ru:ZERO.
[17:07] Pink
    Anime's way too deep.
[17:10] Blonde
    Did you understand last week's Ru:ZERO?
[17:14] Pink
    There's something that even you wouldn't get?
[17:16] Glasses Archetype
    It's because you haven't read the original.
[17:20] Glasses Archetype
    That episode skips right over a
    scene that was in the original.
[17:24] Glasses Archetype
    It would be long to depict,
[17:26] Glasses Archetype
    and it's not directly related to the other
    scenes, so maybe that's why it got cut.
[17:30] Glasses Archetype
    But with that scene, that episode
    would have made sense,
[17:33] Glasses Archetype
    and it would have had deeper meaning.
[17:36] Glasses Archetype
    You would have understood
    if you'd read the original.
[17:38] Blonde
    But it was cut in the anime.
[17:40] Glasses Archetype
    I didn't want them to.
[17:42] Blonde
    That's the problem with you.
[17:44] Glasses Archetype
    What?
[17:45] Glasses Archetype
    Is there something wrong with talking
    about how great the original is?
[17:47] Pink
    Wait, guys...
[17:49] Blonde
    I don't like it when you talk as
    though you're better than us
[17:51] Blonde
    because you've read the original.
[17:53] Glasses Archetype
    I never said that.
[17:54] Glasses Archetype
    Whether you've read the original or not,
    I don't care, as long as you like the work.
[17:58] Glasses Archetype
    But criticizing it because something that
    was better in the original got cut in the anime
[18:04] Glasses Archetype
    is such a superficial way to look at it.
[18:07] Blonde
    Say what?!
[18:08] Pink
    Calm down, you guys.
[18:10] Pink
    Kamiigusa-san, we're finally
    here with people who like anime.
[18:14] Pink
    Let's enjoy it.
[18:15] Glasses Archetype
    I don't think I can get along
    with this original story zealot.
[18:19] Glasses Archetype
    You may leave if you'd like.
[18:21] The Other Glasses Archetype
    Come on, we're one member
    away from having enough.
[18:24] Blonde
    We don't need her just to have enough people.
[18:27] Glasses Archetype
    You're right.
[18:28] Pink
    Kouenji-san!
[18:29] Glasses Archetype
    I don't think there's anything
    for me to gain here.
[18:33] The Other Glasses Archetype
    Breaking up mid-flight on day one.
[18:35] Green
    Not again.
[18:37] Blonde
    Good day.
[18:39] Pink
    That's wrong.
[18:42] Pink
    I think that's wrong, Arisu.
[18:45] Blonde
    Asagaya-san.
[18:46] Pink
    I think that's wrong, Miko.
[18:51] Pink
    I don't know much about anime.
[18:54] Pink
    But I wanted to help you out
[18:58] Pink
    because there was something
    you can be so absorbed by.
[19:00] Pink
    Being absorbed in something is beautiful.
[19:03] Pink
    Miko has her own preferences
    that she's absorbed by,
[19:07] Pink
    and she's trying really hard to express that.
[19:11] Pink
    Arisu likes anime, and she wants
    people to talk about it with.
[19:14] Pink
    Of course, that's a bit
    imposing and selfish, but...
[19:18] Pink
    I have an older sister that I
    get in a lot of fights with.
[19:21] Pink
    Sometimes, I get sick of her,
    and I wonder why she's my sister.
[19:25] Pink
    But my sister's obsessed with lacrosse,
[19:28] Pink
    and she's really awesome when she's playing.
[19:31] Pink
    And ever since I was little,
[19:32] Pink
    she would always cheer me on when
    I was absorbed by something.
[19:36] Pink
    So I like people who work really hard.
[19:40] Pink
    We finally got together
    with people who like anime.
[19:43] Pink
    I'd feel bad for anime if we
    rejected each other over it.
[19:49] Pink
    What am I talking about?
[19:52] Puke Green
    I like your song.
[19:54] Puke Green
    My heart's dancing.
[19:56] Puke Green
    I hope you'll get to be able to
    talk about anime like you just did.
[20:00] Blonde
    It's you.
[20:01] Pink
    Huh? I, uh...
[20:05] Pink
    Thank you.
[20:09] Puke Green
    How many members do you have right now?
[20:10] Green
    Five.
[20:11] Green
    Just one more.
[20:12] Puke Green
    That makes six with me.
[20:16] Pink
    Uh, who is he?
[20:17] Blonde
    Are you serious, Minoa?
[20:19] Blonde
    He's Nakano-senpai from Class 2-A.
[20:21] Green
    He has a lot of fans in
    the upper classes, too.
[20:23] Pink
    He's hot.
[20:25] Pink
    I don't remember him at all, though.
[20:27] Blonde
    Come on!
[20:28] Blonde
    The sixth member isn't
    necessarily the least notable.
[20:37] The Other Glasses Archetype
    Looks like there are some who don't
    know of you at this academy, Aurora.
[20:41] Puke Green
    Kaikai.
[20:43] The Other Glasses Archetype
    Musashisakai Kai!
[20:45] Pink
    So, Nakano-senpai, do you like anime?
[20:51] Glasses Archetype
    A Dub Tone T-shirt?
[20:54] The Other Glasses Archetype
    He's hardcore.
[20:56] Blonde
    That...
[20:57] Blonde
    That makes six of us.
[20:59] Blonde
    If you'll stay, that is.
[21:04] Glasses Archetype
    I'm only staying because
    Nakano-senpai joined.
[21:08] Blonde
    So sassy, Kouenji-san.
[21:11] Glasses Archetype
    Shut up, Kamiigusa-san.
[21:13] Blonde
    You can call me Arisu.
[21:15] Pink
    Arisu-chan, Miko-chan...
[21:17] Blonde
    You said our names without
    honorifics a minute ago.
[21:20] Pink
    I'm sorry.
[21:23] Puke Green
    I'll be in your care, my little kittens.
[21:24] Pink
    Kittens?
[21:25] Puke Green
    Yep, you're all my kittens.
[21:28] Pink
    Why kittens?
[21:30] Puke Green
    Because you're my little
    kittens, my little kitten.
[21:35] Green
    So anyway...
[21:36] The Other Glasses Archetype
    So Anime Club is online.
[21:39] ---
    Yes!
[21:41] ---
    Um... What?
[21:44] Angry Green
    I hereby report that the Anime Club
[21:46] Angry Green
    is barred from using the club rooms
    indefinitely, effective immediately.
[21:51] Pink
    But we just started, though.
[23:27] Neko
    An anime with a cat regular is a classic.
[23:30] Neko
    Obviously.
[23:31] Neko
    Next time, the Anime Club
    is already met by a twist.
[23:35] Neko
    What's the twist, you ask?
    It's a turning point for this story, a—

3 - Erika, Cosplayer x Cosplayer

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[00:09] Pink
    Why?
[00:11] Pink
    Why does this happen?!
SIGN    Student Council Room
SIGN    Notice of Club Room
    Use Prohibition
[01:58] Green
    What's the meaning of this?
[02:00] More green
    We can't grant you use of the club rooms
[02:03] More green
    when you haven't formally
    registered your club.
[02:05] Green
    We got the six members that we need.
[02:08] Purple
    We received an application for an Anime Club,
[02:11] Purple
    but it's up to us, the Student Council,
[02:15] Purple
    to decide whether or not the
    club can be established.
[02:19] Pink
    Gomon-sensei, do something!
[02:22] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
    What can I do?
[02:24] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
    The principal already stamped it.
[02:26] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
    I'm just a lowly teacher.
[02:28] Yellow
    You're not very dependable.
[02:30] Yellow
    And you call yourself our supervisor?
[02:32] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
    I told you not to expect much from me.
[02:36] Puke Green
    So we're out of luck.
[02:40] Yellow
    We were just getting started, too.
[02:43] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    I think I'll go home and watch
    yesterday's late-night anime.
[02:47] Pink
    Hey, Senpai...
[02:51] Green
    Let's hit up Akiba.
[02:56] Pink
    Akiba?
[03:03] Pink
    Akiba's awesome!
[03:05] Pink
    It's that anime Arisu-san lent me.
[03:08] Pink
    Over there!
[03:09] Pink
    It's that anime you showed me, Miko-chan!
[03:12] Yellow
    You need to calm down, Minoa.
[03:14] Yellow
    I know that it's exciting being
    in Akiba for your first time.
[03:17] Green
    All right,
[03:19] Green
    I think I'll give you a lesson
    on how to enjoy Akiba.
[03:29] Puke Green
    This would be a cosplay specialty shop.
[03:31] Puke Green
    Is this your first time
    seeing this kind of thing?
[03:33] Pink
    Yes.
[03:34] Pink
    It's amazing!
[03:36] Pink
    It really is just like in the anime.
[03:38] Yellow
    Cosplay is certainly important
    in discussing anime,
[03:42] Yellow
    but there are plenty of other
    things to show an Akiba beginner.
[03:46] Yellow
    Erika-senpai?
[03:53] Pink
    I've seen that outfit before!
[03:56] ---
    What was it...?
[03:57] Yellow
    It's Nacchan from Dub Tone!
[04:01] Yellow
    You look fantastic.
[04:03] FFFF00
    They had a new one, so I had to try it out.
[04:06] Pink
    That voice...
[04:07] Yellow
    Erika-senpai?!
[04:09] Green
    Yup.
[04:12] Yellow
    I couldn't tell at all.
[04:15] Green
    People really can't tell who you are
    once you wear a costume and a wig.
[04:19] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Cosplayer problems.
[04:22] Green
    Speaking of cosplayer problems,
[04:24] Green
    you know when someone wants
    to coordinate with you,
[04:26] Green
    and you get all kinds of suggestions,
[04:28] Green
    you go through all of them,
    and you end up sleep-deprived?
[04:31] Pink
    Coordinate?
[04:32] Green
    Cosplaying characters from the same work.
[04:35] Green
    I ended up checking out tons.
[04:38] Yellow
    How many?
[04:44] Green
    I think just about everything
    that's on display here.
[04:48] Pink
    That's amazing.
[04:49] Green
    If you're going to cosplay, you might as
    well get your poses down, right?
[04:53] Green
    For that, you have to watch the anime, too.
[04:57] Pink
    Cosplay sounds like fun.
[05:00] Green
    Come to think of it, you've already
    done a bunny cosplay, haven't you?
[05:05] Green
    Hey, we don't have enough
    people to cosplay Toumabu.
[05:08] Green
    Want to try it?
[05:10] Pink
    Huh? Me?
[05:12] Green
    Nakimushi Saddle would work, too.
[05:14] Green
    I could lend you my cycling jersey.
[05:16] Pink
    Um...
[05:17] Green
    Don't worry.
[05:19] Green
    I'll teach you all you need to know—
    poses, makeup, everything.
[05:23] Pink
    I guess I'll give it a try, then.
[05:26] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    You've been sucked into
    Aoyama's cosplay universe.
[05:29] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    You're never getting out.
[05:32] Yellow
    Saddle's great, Minoa.
[05:36] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Next up is definitely this place.
[05:38] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Anime Soul.
[05:39] @_@
    It's very much the tower of dreams.
[05:41] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    You could also say it's a Tower of Babel,
    where lust and vices flourish.
[05:47] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Asagaya, are you prepared to set foot?
[05:50] Pink
    Look at this huge stack of anime magazines!
[05:54] Pink
    Aren't you guys coming in?
[06:02] Yellow
    The first floor is magazines.
[06:03] Yellow
    The second floor is new book releases.
[06:06] Yellow
    The third floor is
    previously-published books.
[06:08] Yellow
    You can get most light novels here.
[06:10] Pink
    It looks like a normal bookstore so far.
[06:14] Green
    So far, yeah.
[06:15] Green
    But from the fourth floor up,
[06:17] Green
    it's all anime merch!
[06:23] Pink
    Wow!
[06:25] Pink
    There's so much stuff!
[06:29] Yellow
    They have new Odopuri badges.
[06:31] Pink
    Badges?
[06:33] FFFF00
    She means these.
[06:35] Pink
    Oh, those badges.
[06:36] Green
    Minoacchi.
[06:38] Green
    Don't you think these Micross Gamma
    rubber straps are really cute?
[06:43] Pink
    So these are rubber straps?
[06:46] Green
    It's such a cute SD character.
[06:47] Yellow
    I like the chibiness.
[06:49] Puke Green
    It makes you collect all of them.
[06:51] Yellow
    I know.
[06:52] Yellow
    I love the roundness of its form.
[06:55] Puke Green
    Yup.
[06:55] Puke Green
    Cuteness is justice.
[06:57] Yellow
    It is.
[06:58] Yellow
    By the way, where did Miko go?
[07:03] Puke Green
    Kaikai's missing, too.
[07:04] Puke Green
    They must have gone to the higher floors.
[07:06] Pink
    Oh, I'll go look for them.
SIGN    Meido
[07:14] Pink
    Kaikai-senpai.
[07:18] Pink
    Hey, Senpai?
SIGN    An Uncertain Magical Index
SIGN    A Certain Report on the Irresponsible and Depressing Chronicles of Me and a Certain Eccentric Childhood Friend
SIGN    Unlimited
    Fantasy World
[07:21] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Y-Y-You managed to hide
    your presence from me.
[07:24] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    You're one of them, aren't you?
[07:27] Pink
    Them?
[07:28] Pink
    I'm with the Anime Club.
[07:30] Pink
    By the way, Kaikai-senpai...
[07:32] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Musashisakai Kai!
[07:34] Pink
    What kind of merch were you
    looking at, Kai-senpai?
[07:39] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Margedo Lee from Higan no Arina!
[07:42] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    She's the character who wields
    the evil book, Grimoire!
[07:45] Pink
    So that's that Grim-whatever
    you were talking about.
[07:51] Pink
    Huh?
[07:52] Pink
    But how does she fight with a book?
[07:55] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    That's a good question, coming from you.
[07:58] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    That's where special power battles shine.
[08:01] Pink
    Meaning?
[08:02] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Things that aren't usually used as weapons,
    or abilities that aren't meant for fighting.
[08:05] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Those are used in special power battles
    and that's why they're interesting!
[08:10] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    This is a book, but other examples include...
[08:13] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Paper,
[08:14] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    coins,
[08:15] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    electricity,
[08:17] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    and cards!
[08:18] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Some even battle using words!
[08:21] Pink
    Using words?
[08:23] Pink
    I can't quite make sense of that.
SIGN    Irohanihoheto
[08:25] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    That's why you're an idiot!
[08:28] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    All right.
[08:29] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Someday, I'll lend you my carefully
    selected super-heated battle anime...
[08:33] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    You aren't bored?
[08:37] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    I mean, you're just listening to me.
[08:40] Pink
    I'm excited just listening.
[08:44] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    You sure are weird.
[08:45] @_@
    If I may...
[08:47] Pink
    You scared me.
[08:49] @_@
    Are you aware that Margedo
    Lee has a very good backstory
[08:52] @_@
    that isn't shown in the anime?
[08:54] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    What?!
[08:55] @_@
    I was about to soak the book in tears.
[09:00] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    You know the truth of a
    world that I've yet to see?
[09:03] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    You've taken a glimpse into
    the other side, have you?
[09:05] @_@
    I love Higan no Arina, after all.
[09:09] @_@
    Though I prefer the original.
[09:12] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    The first-years this year amuse me.
[09:20] Green
    What the heck is that?
[09:22] Pink
    I'm so glad those two are hitting it off.
[09:24] Pink
    Akiba's an amazing place.
[09:26] Green
    Sure, let's just leave it at that.
[09:30] Pink
    That really was fun.
[09:33] Green
    Right?
[09:34] Green
    I come here whenever I'm down.
[09:38] Green
    Hey, why don't we keep doing the Anime Club,
[09:42] Green
    as an out-of-school thing?
[09:44] Pink
    Well...
[09:46] @_@
    I oppose.
[09:48] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Two objections at the same time.
[09:50] Green
    I-Is there a reason?
[09:52] Yellow
    Because, in The Club Room
    and the Fish Cat's Elegant Life
...
[09:56] @_@
    ...they had a club room.
[09:59] Pink
    The Club Room and the Fish Cat?
[10:01] Puke Green
    It's a slice-of-life anime that focuses
    on conversations in a club room.
[10:04] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    I saw people online three-ep-cutting
    it because it made them sleepy.
[10:11] @_@
    How could they drop it
    after only three episodes?!
[10:13] Yellow
    It's that chill atmosphere
    that makes it so great!
[10:15] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Don't tell me, tell them!
[10:17] Pink
    Three-ep-cutting?
[10:22] Green
    They're talking about dropping
    the show after episode 3.
[10:25] Green
    Basically, they stopped watching it.
[10:28] Pink
    Why three episodes?
[10:30] Yellow
    A lot of anime has a turning
    point on the third episode.
[10:35] @_@
    You start watching it, thinking it's
    a lighthearted magic girl anime,
[10:38] @_@
    when suddenly someone gets killed.
SIGN    3Kiriize Debut
[10:41] Puke Green
    They practice their songs,
    work on their costumes,
[10:43] Puke Green
    and finally debut as idols!
[10:44] Puke Green
    And there isn't a single
    person in the audience.
[10:48] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    It's a technique used to shock the audience
[10:52] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    and get them to watch the series
    until the end out of curiosity.
[10:56] Green
    In other words, if they don't
    jump the shark in episode three,
[10:59] Green
    they're declaring that they plan
    to keep going as they were.
[11:02] Puke Green
    Unfortunately,
[11:03] Puke Green
    at that point, some people will drop the
    series because it isn't their thing.
[11:07] Yellow
    That's way too cheap!
[11:09] @_@
    Episode three is when the background
    and setting have been presented,
[11:12] @_@
    and the story begins to really move forward.
[11:14] Yellow
    The characters start to build rapport,
    and their dialogue becomes more fun.
[11:19] @_@
    It's wasteful to drop an anime
    after the third episode,
[11:21] @_@
    when it's just getting started.
[11:22] @_@
    Right?
[11:23] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    You two are pretty close.
[11:29] Yellow
    The Anime Club's going to get the
    three-ep-cut, if we don't do something.
[11:33] @_@
    It hasn't even started, so zero-ep-cut?
[11:36] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Back to what I was saying...
[11:38] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    It's when they unleash their abilities
    that a battle anime is at its best.
[11:42] Pink
    When they unleash their abilities?
[11:43] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    For example, removing the
    bracelet from their wrist,
[11:46] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    removing their eye patch,
[11:47] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    unleashing their true powers.
[11:50] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    The catharsis is pure bliss.
[11:53] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    As for me...
[11:55] Pink
    You have one, too, Kaikai-senpai?
[11:57] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    It's Kai!
[11:59] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    When I remove this Witlim Opticum,
[12:02] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    handed down to me from
    sages of generations past,
[12:04] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    the power of my evil eye will be released,
[12:06] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    and there will be hell on earth!
[12:13] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    But the best part of special
    power battle anime is...
[12:13] Nasalis Transitus Voxum
    We will soon be arriving at Ikebukuro.
[12:14] Green
    Hey, we're there.
[12:16] Nasalis Transitus Voxum
    Please be sure to take
    all of your belongings.
[12:23] Pink
    Tell me more about anime sometime.
[12:37] Pink
    I wanted to hear more.
[12:39] Pink
    If only we had a club room,
    we could talk for a lot longer.
SIGN    Notice of Emergency General Student Meeting
     in Regards to Student Council Proposal
     to Abolish the Anime Club
SIGN    Erika, Cosplayer x Cosplayer
[13:08] Yellow
    How could the student council
    abolish the Anime Club?
[13:10] Yellow
    That's way too harsh!
[13:13] Pink
    Please go protest them, Gomon-sensei.
[13:17] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
    I don't know, I was the one
    who brought it up, after all.
[13:21] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
    Explain the need for an Anime Club.
    If it's approved,
[13:25] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
    it'll be given official permission
    to operate as a club.
[13:28] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
    Of course, we get the club room back.
[13:31] Pink
    And if it's not approved?
[13:33] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
    Shut it down!
[13:38] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
    They wouldn't bite without those conditions.
[13:43] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
    Besides, you were the one who
    asked me to do something about it.
[13:46] Pink
    Come on!
[13:50] Green
    And so we don't get to have
    a club this year, either.
[13:53] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    What do you plan to do, Aoyama?
[13:55] Green
    Nothing, really.
[13:56] Green
    If those girls want to keep working
    at it, I'll have their back.
[13:59] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    But you're not going to take any initiative?
[14:01] Green
    That's why I suggested doing it
    as an out-of-school activity.
[14:05] Green
    That was your intention the
    whole time, too, wasn't it?
[14:11] Yellow
    Erika-senpai says she won't make a speech.
[14:14] @_@
    I figured as much.
[14:15] @_@
    She said she wasn't particular
    about making it a club.
[14:19] Pink
    But...
[14:22] Pink
    I wanted to hear more.
[14:23] Pink
    If only we had a club room,
    we could talk for a lot longer.
[14:28] Pink
    I still want somewhere
    I can be with you guys.
[14:33] Yellow
    Minoa...
[14:34] Pink
    Let's protect our club room.
[14:37] Pink
    Let's make the speech count.
[14:39] Yellow
    Yeah.
[14:40] Yellow
    Leave the script to me.
[14:42] @_@
    I believe in you.
[14:46] Yellow
    I know you're nervous.
[14:47] Yellow
    I am, too.
[14:49] @_@
    But the Anime Club's future
    rests on your shoulders.
[14:54] Pink
    Uh...
[14:55] Yellow
    I'll support you with everything I've got.
[14:57] @_@
    This anime has my favorite speech.
[15:00] @_@
    Please watch it by tomorrow.
[15:03] Pink
    Right...
SIGN    Maoei
SIGN    The story of the Demon King and the Hero who face the world of darkness hand-in-hand
[15:07] Pink
    Guys, wait...
[15:08] Yellow
    All right, I'm going to write
    the best speech script ever.
[15:11] @_@
    Tomorrow's the decisive battle.
[15:13] Pink
    Me? Speech?
[15:15] Neko-senpai
    Are you all right?
[15:17] Pink
    Neko-senpai!
[15:19] Pink
    I can't make a speech!
[15:24] Neko-senpai
    Here.
[15:27] Neko-senpai
    It's a good luck charm.
[15:28] Neko-senpai
    Keep it.
[15:31] Pink
    Dried sardine?
[15:35] Neko-senpai
    Good luck, samurai girl!
[15:39] Neko-senpai
    I've always wanted to say that once.
[15:43] Purple Popo
    The purpose of extracurricular
    activities at this academy
[15:46] Purple Popo
    is to enrich school life, to improve
    friendships between students,
[15:51] Purple Popo
    and to thus create something meaningful.
[15:54] Purple Popo
    Meanwhile, watching anime is nothing
    more than unproductive pastime.
[15:58] Yellow
    She's just bashing anime non-stop.
[16:01] Green
    Although she's right about what she's saying.
[16:02] Purple Popo
    They immerse themselves in
    these childish, empty stories,
[16:04] Green
    Anime is fun, but it isn't
    really creating anything.
[16:05] Purple Popo
    wasting huge amounts of time.
[16:07] Purple Popo
    It is not becoming of a student.
[16:09] Yellow
    Erika-senpai?
[16:10] Green
    But whether anime has value or
    not isn't for anyone to decide.
[16:11] Purple Popo
    An extracurricular that does not
    produce any value is worthless,
[16:15] Purple Popo
    and is nothing but a
    hindrance to our education.
[16:19] Purple Popo
    Therefore, I move that the
    Anime Club be abolished.
[16:28] Voice
    Next, Asagaya Minoa-san of the Anime Club.
[16:32] Pink
    Yes.
[16:36] Puke Green
    Minoa-chan's really tense.
[16:38] Yellow
    Don't worry, I gave her the best script ever.
[16:44] Pink
    We have lost but one club room.
[16:46] Pink
    Does this foreshadow our defeat?
[16:48] Pink
    Nay! It is a new beginning!
[16:53] Pink
    Huh?
[16:54] Pink
    Arisu-chan told me this
    would get the crowd going.
[16:58] Green
    Would you actually use that?
[17:00] Yellow
    That's supposed to be a
    perfect hook for a speech.
[17:04] Yellow
    This isn't right.
[17:05] @_@
    Useless.
[17:07] Pink
    Um, er...
[17:09] Pink
    We of the Anime Club research anime.
[17:13] Pink
    I mean, we don't really
    research anime, but...
[17:15] Pink
    Um...
[17:16] Pink
    Like, we talk about what we watched
    last night, what shows we recommend...
[17:16] A
    Huh?
[17:17] A
    What kind of club is that?
[17:19] B
    A light convo club?
[17:20] C
    Do we need that?
[17:22] Pink
    And I, well, I don't know
    anything about anime.
[17:27] ---
    E-Er... Um...
[17:28] Pink
    So, I...
[17:30] Pink
    But anime is...
[17:48] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    When I remove my Witlim Opticum handed
    down to me from sages of generations past,
[17:53] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    the power of my evil eye will be released,
[17:55] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    and there will be hell on earth!
[18:00] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Hear me: I love special power battle anime!
[18:05] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    I love them!
[18:06] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Why, you ask?
[18:08] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    I could give you many answers.
[18:10] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    The weakest use their abilities,
    which couldn't possibly be useful in battle,
[18:13] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    to make themselves into the most powerful.
[18:16] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    They engage in battles impossible in
    reality, razing buildings in their wake.
[18:21] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    It is all magnificent!
[18:23] Cranky Green
    Chair! We're done, right?
[18:26] Cranky Green
    We don't need to listen to any more of
    his arguments— I mean, his nonsense.
[18:29] Cranky Green
    Just carry the motion to abolish...
[18:29] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Listen when I speak!
[18:34] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    The best part of a special
    ability battle anime is...
[18:39] Pink
    He's continuing where we left off.
[18:43] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Is that they always side with the weak,
[18:47] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    and overturn the strong but tyrannous!
[18:51] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    They hear the voices of the voiceless.
[18:53] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    They become power for the powerless.
[18:55] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    That is the essence of the
    special power battle anime.
[18:58] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Make-believe? Convenient?
[19:01] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Laugh if you must.
[19:02] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    But it's in anime that we learned justice,
    friendship and perseverance.
[19:09] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    What gives the student council the
    right to declare that "worthless"?
[19:14] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    This student council has not one member
    that can do an electric attack!
[19:17] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Not one that can teleport!
[19:19] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Not one with any special powers!
[19:23] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    If you choose to yield to the student
    council and vote to end the Anime Club,
[19:26] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    that is your choice to make.
[19:28] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    But if that's how you make your decision,
    you'll be crowd characters all your lives!
[19:33] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Do you not want to become a main character,
    standing true to your beliefs?
[19:39] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    I do!
[19:41] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    For that is what anime has taught me to do.
[19:44] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    That is all.
[20:10] Puke Green
    You can't see anything without
    your glasses, can you, Kaikai?
[20:15] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    It's Kai.
[20:17] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    I could have never done that if I could see.
[20:25] Puke Green
    We won about half the male vote
[20:28] Puke Green
    and quite a bit of the female vote,
[20:30] Puke Green
    and we managed to reclaim the club room.
SIGN    Club Room Usage Permission Form
[20:33] Green
    All right, that's that.
[20:38] Purple Popo
    It's happening again, isn't it, Erika?
[20:45] Yellow
    It's great having a club room again.
[20:48] @_@
    It's so relaxing.
[20:50] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    It's all thanks to my godly success.
[20:55] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    Now, worship me!
[20:58] Green
    Gomon-sensei, did you
    know this would happen?
[21:02] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
    Well, the student council would
    have shut you down sooner or later
[21:06] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
    if you couldn't pull it off.
[21:08] Green
    Huh?
[21:08] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
    Apparently there have always been
    students trying to set up an Anime Club,
[21:12] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
    and getting shut down by the
    student council every time.
[21:15] Green
    Why do they bother?
[21:17] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
    It's just a rumor.
[21:25] Pink
    It's so nice having a club room.
[21:29] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    There's more to what makes special
    power battle anime so great.
[21:32] @_@
    It's fun to compare the show
    with the original, too.
[21:35] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    We're going to train you hard!
[21:37] Pink
    Uh...
[21:38] Yellow
    In that case, I've got something, too.
[21:43] Pink
    W-Wait, Arisu-chan!
[21:45] Pink
    I can't watch all this right away.
[21:46] Yellow
    Don't worry, Minoa.
[21:48] @_@
    We have the club room.
[21:49] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
    We have plenty of time to
    watch and discuss anime.
[21:55] Green
    You're going to do cosplay, too, right?
[21:56] Pink
    Erika-senpai!
[23:30] Neko-senpai
    People sometimes go,
[23:32] Neko-senpai
    "That was a good finale,"
    and drop a show after episode 3.
[23:35] Neko-senpai
    Next episode: "Club Room Explosion!"
[23:37] Neko-senpai
    Watch to find out why.

4 - Club Room Go Boom!

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[00:05] Pink
    Hello!
[00:07] Pink
    Huh?
[00:10] ---
    No one's here?
[00:12] Neko
    Damn it, you're so noisy.
[00:14] Neko
    You woke me up.
[00:16] Pink
    Sorry, I might be here too early,
[00:19] Pink
    especially with Arisu-chan on cleaning duty.
[00:21] Numa Numa Yay
    Hello.
[00:22] Pink
    Yes?
[00:23] Numa Numa Yay
    Numazon delivery.
[00:29] Pink
    Wh-What...
[00:36] Numa Numa Yay
    Thank you.
[00:42] Pink
    Help!
[00:47] Sports
    Ready...
SIGN    Student Council Room
[02:22] Purple Grinch
    Anime Club...
[02:23] Purple Grinch
    I won't give up.
[02:25] Purple Grinch
    I'll shut down your club.
[02:27] Purple Grinch
    And...
[02:30] Yellow Grinch
    Chairperson.
[02:31] Green Grinch
    We've returned. As instructed,
    we've researched the club's expenditures,
[02:35] Green Grinch
    the members' friendships,
    their favorite anime...
[02:38] Green Grinch
    Everything there is to
    know about the Anime Club...
[02:42] Purple Grinch
    I see.
[02:44] Purple Grinch
    I don't care how insignificant it may seem.
[02:46] Purple Grinch
    Find any and every issue you can.
[02:48] Green Grinch
    Yes.
[02:51] Neko
    That was a close one.
[02:54] Pink
    You could have helped me,
    rather than just saving yourself.
[02:57] ---
    You okay?
[03:00] Puke Green
    Nakano-senpai.
[03:03] Pink
    Thank you.
[03:05] Puke Green
    I'm glad for you, my little kitten.
[03:09] Pink
    What do you think these boxes are?
[03:12] Ojojojo
    Oh.
[03:13] Ojojojo
    It looks like they've arrived.
SIGN    Sorame Yujincho
    5
SIGN    Fight! Onotokisaka Academy Idol Club!
SIGN    PreFae Supers
SIGN    Replica
[03:17] Pink
    This is all anime?
[03:20] Ojojojo
    I ordered it all on Numazon so that we'd
    have a collection fit for the Anime Club.
[03:27] Green
    The special edition Dub Tone movie
    Blu-ray with limited-edition packaging.
[03:31] Green
    It has the uncut concert scene, too, right?
[03:35] Oatmeal Supreme
    Oh?
[03:36] Oatmeal Supreme
    The Chaos Mad Nova box set.
[03:39] Oatmeal Supreme
    The fan disc has the unthinkable, younger
    sister story, too, if I'm not mistaken.
[03:44] T_T
    You even got the latest volume of Anosuba.
[03:47] T_T
    I can watch the useless goddess Aquina's
    barfing scenes over and over in the club room!
[03:53] Ojojojo
    We've got a nice set of saucers?
[03:56] Pink
    Saucers?
[03:57] Ojojojo
    Not those saucers.
[03:58] Ojojojo
    It's what we call physical anime discs.
[04:04] Ojojojo
    Disc sales can make or
    break a late-night anime.
[04:09] Ojojojo
    It's a critical matter.
SIGN    Wonderland Heart
[04:11] Ojojojo
    They come with concert raffle tickets
    and event invitations and such.
SIGN    Concerts Events Fan-Meets
[04:18] Ojojojo
    The bonus material gets better every year.
[04:21] Ojojojo
    They even come with figures or concept art.
[04:24] Ojojojo
    Sometimes, you can't even
    tell what's the main product.
SIGN    Blu-ray Volume 1 Includes Figure
SIGN    Actual video
[04:28] T_T
    People would talk about how
    the artwork is a disaster,
[04:32] T_T
    but the artists would spend sleepless nights,
[04:37] T_T
    working their butts off to
    turn it into something divine.
[04:40] Oatmeal Supreme
    Once you're a master, like I am,
    you'll have a copy for storage,
[04:44] Oatmeal Supreme
    for decorating,
[04:45] Oatmeal Supreme
    for evangelism,
[04:45] Oatmeal Supreme
    for watching,
[04:46] Oatmeal Supreme
    for backup,
[04:48] Oatmeal Supreme
    along with all the store-specific exclusives.
[04:50] Oatmeal Supreme
    I don't hesitate to buy multiple copies.
[04:53] Green
    Sure, sure.
[04:54] Oatmeal Supreme
    Thus, no matter how much funding I
    have, it all vanishes into the discs.
[04:59] Oatmeal Supreme
    The time has come for me to tap
    into my Swiss bank account.
[05:01] Pink
    Why are they so desperate to sell discs?
[05:06] Ojojojo
    Good question.
[05:07] Ojojojo
    Airing anime doesn't actually make money.
[05:12] Green
    Making anime costs a lot of money.
[05:15] Green
    So multiple companies
    invest in a single show,
[05:19] Green
    and create an organization called
    a "production committee."
[05:22] Pink
    Committee?
[05:23] Ojojojo
    Production committees come up
    with budgets for the anime,
[05:26] Ojojojo
    and distribute revenue from
    the discs and merchandise,
[05:31] Ojojojo
    as well as from online streaming
    and overseas distribution.
SIGN    Anime Shangri-La
SIGN    God's Love on This
    Wonderful Blessing!
SIGN    Anime Season 2
    Announced!!
[05:34] Ojojojo
    If the sales figures are good,
    sometimes they'll even get a second season.
[05:39] Green
    At times, they'd work
    to hype it up, at times,
[05:42] Green
    they'd change the content of the
    anime for the sake of business.
[05:45] Green
    They're kind of like a
    powerful shadow organization
[05:49] Green
    that has immeasurable influence
    over the production.
[05:54] Pink
    I never knew.
[05:56] Puke Green
    You see it on the screen
    in school anime a lot.
[05:59] Puke Green
    For example, Sakaneko Academy
    Private School Student Council
.
[06:02] Pink
    So then,
[06:03] Pink
    the student council is a shadow
    organization that controls the school?
[06:08] Ojojojo
    Minoa, are you sure you haven't
    been watching too much anime?
[06:12] T_T
    Although she's probably right in that
    you'd be in trouble if you opposed them.
[06:15] Green
    Hey, did you buy all these discs?
[06:19] Ojojojo
    Well,
[06:20] Ojojojo
    what belongs to the Anime Club belongs to me.
[06:22] Ojojojo
    What belongs to me belongs to me.
[06:27] Oatmeal Supreme
    Wait, so, what?
[06:31] Green Grinch
    We've finally got you, Anime Club!
[06:35] Pink
    It's them!
[06:36] Pink
    The production committee!
[06:38] Green Grinch
    What?
[06:39] Green
    Nothing, we were talking
    about something else.
[06:41] Green
    So what do you want?
[06:42] Green
    What's got you so eager?
[06:44] Yellow Grinch
    This is the receipt for club spending.
[06:48] Yellow Grinch
    What is "Anime software costs"?
[06:52] Yellow Grinch
    You didn't buy that using
    club funding, did you?
SIGN    God's Love on This
    Wonderful Blessing!
[06:56] Green Grinch
    Don't bother trying to hide it.
[06:58] Green Grinch
    The jig is up.
[07:00] Green Grinch
    The criminal is among us!
[07:03] Ojojojo
    You're correct.
[07:05] Green Grinch
    Wait, why are you so quick to confess?
[07:08] Green Grinch
    Give me a chance to show off
    my Vice President skills!
[07:11] Yellow Grinch
    This is where the treasurer gets to show off.
[07:14] Yellow Grinch
    A total cost of 341,951 yen.
[07:17] Yellow Grinch
    To think you wasted club
    funding on such a thing.
[07:20] Ojojojo
    With all due respect, the club
    funding belongs to the club members.
[07:23] Ojojojo
    That is, it belongs to me.
[07:25] Ojojojo
    What's wrong with using
    my own money for myself?
[07:28] Oatmeal Supreme
    That's what you meant?!
[07:30] Purple Grinch
    In any case,
[07:32] Purple Grinch
    a newly-founded Anime Club won't be allowed
    to spend such a large amount of money.
[07:37] Ojojojo
    Then I'll use my pocket money.
[07:40] Ojojojo
    Sebas.
[07:41] Green
    Wait a minute, Arisucchi.
[07:44] Green
    As the president, it's my fault that I
    failed to adequately manage the members.
[07:48] Green
    Besides, this is the kind of thing
    that we need to solve for ourselves.
[07:53] Purple Grinch
    Then how about this:
[07:55] Purple Grinch
    For the next week, you'll assist the
    other clubs without compensation.
[07:59] Purple Grinch
    Unless the student council
    approves of the work you do,
[08:02] Purple Grinch
    the Anime Club will be abolished.
[08:04] Green
    Th-That's too...
[08:06] Purple Grinch
    Of course you can't.
[08:07] Purple Grinch
    The Anime Club isn't good for anything.
[08:11] Purple Grinch
    It can't create anything.
[08:12] Purple Grinch
    It's just baggage.
[08:14] Purple Grinch
    There's no way you can do anything
    of merit for the other clubs.
[08:19] Purple Grinch
    You'll have to prove otherwise,
    if that bothers you.
[08:23] Purple Grinch
    That I'm wrong.
[08:24] Yellow Grinch
    It'll be interesting.
[08:34] Pink
    We just survived getting shut down.
[08:37] Puke Green
    Here you go.
[08:39] Pink
    Nakano-senpai.
[08:41] Pink
    Thank you.
[08:43] Pink
    I never knew we were at the same station.
[08:46] Puke Green
    A heavy-handed student council
    threatening to shut down a club.
[08:49] Puke Green
    It's a club anime classic.
[08:51] Pink
    I know, right?
[08:52] Pink
    I saw something like that on a TV drama.
[08:54] Puke Green
    Yeah, I mean in an anime.
[08:56] Pink
    Oh. Okay.
[08:58] Pink
    So why did you join the Anime Club?
[09:02] Puke Green
    Well...
[09:04] Puke Green
    I think I've always aspired to be
    in a club with like-minded people.
[09:09] Puke Green
    The moment we come together
    and grow as a group
[09:14] Puke Green
    is quite spectacular, don't you think?
[09:17] Puke Green
    Just like that Onotokisaka Academy Idol Club.
[09:21] Pink
    Onotokisaka?
[09:23] Puke Green
    It's a legendary high school idol club.
[09:27] Puke Green
    They overcame the student
    council's sabotaging,
[09:29] Puke Green
    and saved the club from being abolished.
[09:31] Pink
    And those are high schoolers?
[09:34] Pink
    That's amazing.
[09:35] Pink
    We have to do what we can, too, then.
[09:39] Puke Green
    Yeah, it was an anime, though.
[09:40] Pink
    Let's do this!
[09:51] Wig Pink
    Anime Club!
[09:53] Wig Pink
    We'd like to support your clubs!
[09:55] Wig Pink
    We'll help with anything!
[10:00] Pink
    Erika-senpai?!
[10:02] Wig Pink
    Morning, Minoacchi.
[10:03] Pink
    What's up with the outfit?
SIGN    We'll Help Your Clubs!
    Contact us
    Anime Club
    Club Building 3F
[10:06] Wig Pink
    You could say it's my expression of intent.
[10:09] Wig Pink
    Although it was a bit tight.
[10:11] Pink
    I'll help.
[10:15] Pink
    Please and thank you.
[10:17] Pink
    Anime Club.
[10:18] Ojojojo
    I'll help.
[10:23] Wig Pink
    Arisucchi...
[10:26] Oatmeal Supreme
    I won't sleep well, seeing the club die.
[10:29] T_T
    We have to do what we can.
[10:31] Puke Green
    Handing out fliers is what it's all about.
[10:36] Green
    I'll neither run nor hide.
[10:39] Green
    All pitches, straight down the middle!
[10:50] A
    That's a game!
[10:57] Pink
    Hello, everyone—
[11:02] Puke Green
    I don't understand you.
[11:05] Oatmeal Supreme
    I feel it...
[11:06] Oatmeal Supreme
    The dough is cooking inside
    the electron purgatory.
[11:09] Oatmeal Supreme
    My magnificent gadget makes
    quick work of any confectionery!
[11:17] Ojojojo
    Show me, Miko, your most godly move.
[11:28] Pink
    It's no use!
[11:30] Ojojojo
    We've screwed up at every club we've helped.
[11:33] T_T
    Where's Gomon-sensei when you need him?
[11:35] Green
    He's on business abroad this week.
[11:37] Green
    To China, apparently.
[11:39] Ojojojo
    What terrible timing.
[11:41] Oatmeal Supreme
    We only have two more days.
[11:45] Oatmeal Supreme
    We're really going to end up being shut down.
[11:48] T_T
    This was originally your fault, Arisu.
[11:51] Ojojojo
    This calls for me to acquire this academy
    and take over the student council.
[11:55] Oatmeal Supreme
    Your thoughts are possessed by the devil.
[11:59] T_T
    It appears so.
[12:00] Ojojojo
    Wh-What?!
[12:04] Pink
    G-Guys...
[12:05] Green
    Stop.
[12:07] Green
    This isn't the time to
    be fighting with each other.
[12:13] Puke Green
    Here we go.
[12:15] Puke Green
    It's a request from the Drama Club.
[12:18] Puke Green
    They're performing a musical at school for
    the new students the day after tomorrow.
SIGN    Sakaneko High School
    Drama Club
SIGN    Musical
SIGN    New Students Welcome!!
[12:22] Puke Green
    Apparently they didn't get the costumes
    they ordered, and they're in a bind.
[12:26] T_T
    Costumes?
[12:28] Pink
    You could make some, couldn't you, Senpai?
[12:31] Green
    I-I guess.
[12:33] Green
    I'll do what I can.
SIGN    Student Council Room
[12:37] Green Grinch
    End of report, ma'am.
[12:38] Purple Grinch
    The Anime Club is making
    costumes for the Drama Club?
[12:43] Purple Grinch
    They're wasting their time.
SIGN    Club Room Go Boom!
[13:11] Green
    Nope.
[13:12] Green
    I can't do it.
[13:21] Pink
    Erika-senpai...
[13:33] (Flashback) Purple Grinch
    The Anime Club isn't good for anything.
[13:36] (Flashback) Purple Grinch
    It can't create anything.
[13:46] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    I'm here from Japan.
[13:48] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    My name is Aoyama Erika.
[13:50] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    Um...
[13:51] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    So...
[13:53] (Flashback) Pizza
    Hey, want to come over to
    have pizza and watch TV?
[13:55] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    H-Hey...
[13:55] (Flashback) And Chill
    Do you have soft serve?
[13:56] (Flashback) Pizza
    Yes.
SIGN    PreFae Supers
[14:05] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    PreFae.
[14:07] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    I never knew it was airing here.
[14:11] (Flashback) And Chill
    Hey, Erika!
[14:14] (Flashback) And Chill
    This anime's from Japan, right?
[14:16] (Flashback) And Chill
    You know it?
[14:17] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    Yeah, of course.
[14:20] (Flashback) Pizza
    We're cosplayers, but what do they say
    in Japanese when they're transforming?
[14:26] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    She's saying...
[14:29] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
    Enemies of Mother Earth,
    cease your evil deeds!
[14:45] Pizza
    Erika-senpai.
[14:49] Purple Grinch
    Senpai, I have an idea.
[14:52] Purple Grinch
    Why don't you draw from the
    idol anime that I like.
[14:57] Green
    Idol anime?
[14:58] Purple Grinch
    Yes.
[14:59] Purple Grinch
    It was in the stack of discs
    that Arisu-chan bought us.
[15:04] Low-Budget Pink
    I want to make the world's best costume!
[15:07] Low-Budget Blue
    Shall we start with silkworms?
[15:08] Low-budget Yellow
    We'll need mulberry fields, too!
[15:12] Low-Budget Pink
    Onotoki!
[15:13] Low-Budget Blue
    Onotoki!
[15:14] Low-budget Yellow
    Onotoki!
[15:15] ---
    Ono...
[15:16] ---
    ...toki!
[15:16] ---
    Ono...
[15:17] ---
    ...toki!
[15:17] ---
    Ono...
[15:18] ---
    ...toki!
[15:18] ---
    Ono...
[15:19] ---
    ...toki!
[15:19] ---
    Ono...
[15:20] ---
    ...toki!
[15:22] Low-budget Yellow
    We did it!
[15:27] Puke Green
    Well?
[15:28] Puke Green
    Don't you think these girls
    are absolutely dazzling?
[15:31] Puke Green
    Idol anime comes in the
    standard school club stories,
SIGN    Idol Club Philosophy
    
    - Don't mess up your lines - Don't let them take pictures
    - Don't tell bad jokes - Always smile
SIGN    14th Newcomer Audition
[15:34] Puke Green
    stories about the agency,
[15:36] Puke Green
    regional idols...
[15:38] Puke Green
    all kinds of genres.
[15:40] Puke Green
    The girls depicted in 3D computer
    graphics and virtuosic artwork
[15:44] Puke Green
    are absolutely adorable.
[15:46] Puke Green
    Just watching them,
[15:48] Puke Green
    you can almost smell their
    sweat and feel their breathing.
[15:51] Puke Green
    It's just utterly amazing.
[15:55] Puke Green
    The costumes, too.
[15:56] Puke Green
    Elegant! Fabulous! Excellent!
[15:59] Puke Green
    They accent the girls' beauty beyond words.
[16:05] Puke Green
    I'm going to explode.
[16:06] Puke Green
    Feature these, and I guarantee that
    you'll have the best costume ever.
[16:10] Puke Green
    Idol anime always tell the
    story of an idol group
[16:14] Puke Green
    that begins without cohesion,
    and comes together.
[16:18] Demonic Ritual
    Beauty!
[16:22] Green
    Is that...
[16:23] Puke Green
    That's right.
[16:24] Puke Green
    It's exactly where we are now.
[16:29] Pink
    Let's do it, Erika-senpai.
[16:32] Pink
    You're still our president, Erika-senpai.
[16:35] Pink
    I want to continue this club
    with you and everyone else.
[16:39] Puke Green
    Minoacchi...
[16:41] Ojojojo
    We do, too.
[16:49] Green
    Guys...
[16:52] Green
    We don't have time.
[16:54] Green
    Nakanocchi and I will design.
[16:57] Green
    Kaikai and Mikocchi, you two find cloth.
[17:00] Green
    Arisucchi and Minoacchi,
    you two do the tacking.
[17:03] Green
    Start immediately.
[17:04] A
    Okay.
SIGN    Wholesale Fabrics Center
[17:20] Ojojojo
    It's fine.
[17:21] Ojojojo
    I need to make this with my own hands.
[17:28] Mini-Mii
    Mii-chan, you're still up?
[17:32] Pink
    Onee-chan...
[17:34] Pink
    I'm almost done.
[17:37] Mini-Mii
    You're really working hard
    in the Anime Club, huh?
[17:46] Green
    Hurry, the performance is about to start.
[17:49] A
    Okay.
SIGN    New Student
    Welcome Party
[17:57] Green Grinch
    They're never going to get
    the costumes done in time.
[18:00] Yellow Grinch
    They may delay the event.
[18:03] Purple Grinch
    No, I've told the Drama Club that they may
    not go over their allotted time in the gym.
[18:08] Green Grinch
    Their performance is over, then.
[18:10] Yellow Grinch
    Don't worry.
[18:11] Yellow Grinch
    It's showtime.
[18:18] Oatmeal Supreme
    Three, two, one.
[18:33] Purple Grinch
    No way.
[18:39] Green
    We barely made it.
[18:53] Pink
    We did it!
[18:54] T_T
    We can convince the student council now.
[18:56] Purple Grinch
    No, we don't approve.
[18:59] Purple Grinch
    You're sorely mistaken if you think you've
    done enough to avoid getting shut down.
[19:03] Purple Grinch
    That silly anime club of yours.
[19:05] Green
    It's not silly.
[19:08] Green
    Anime saved me when I was
    alone, studying abroad.
[19:12] Green
    So I'm not going to lose this Anime Club,
[19:15] Green
    this place for all of us to belong.
[19:18] Green
    It's not true that anime
    doesn't create anything.
[19:21] Green
    Anime creates a lot of things.
[19:24] Green
    Not just things, but bonds
    between person and person.
[19:28] Green
    Didn't it do that for us, too, Tsubaki?
[19:37] (Flashback) Green
    Tsubaki, it's time to transform!
[19:41] (Flashback) Green
    PreFae is two people.
[19:43] (Flashback) Green
    I need one more.
[19:45] (Flashback) Purple Grinch
    Erika-chan...
[19:51] (Flashback) Green
    Enemies of Mother Earth...
[19:55] (Flashback) Purple Grinch
    ...cease your evil deeds!
[20:01] Purple Grinch
    You and I aren't the same anymore.
[20:04] Purple Grinch
    I'm the student president.
[20:05] Purple Grinch
    I can't let this slide.
[20:08] Ponytail
    Raise the curtains.
[20:19] Ponytail
    Our costumes today were put
    together by the Anime Club.
[20:23] Ponytail
    It's thanks to them that our
    performance was a success.
[20:28] Ponytail
    Please give a grand round of applause.
[20:35] Baseball
    Thanks for the help!
[20:37] Radio
    We got more listeners thanks to you.
[20:39] Chef
    We got our club room renovated!
[20:42] Purple Grinch
    I hate to admit it, but you win this time.
[20:45] Purple Grinch
    I'll take back abolishing the club.
[20:47] Green
    Tsubaki...
[20:48] Purple Grinch
    But don't you forget.
[20:50] Purple Grinch
    I'll never get to like what you like.
[20:54] Yellow Grinch
    Wait, President!
[20:56] Green Grinch
    How can you be so easy?!
[20:59] Pink
    We did it, Erika-senpai.
[21:02] Ojojojo
    I'll be more careful about how
    I use club funding from now on.
[21:05] Green
    Thanks, guys.
[21:08] Pink
    Erika-senpai!
[21:11] Puke Green
    We're dazzling right now.
[21:14] Puke Green
    You're all my beautiful little kittens.
SIGN    Student Council Room
[21:18] Purple Grinch
    Yes.
[21:19] Purple Grinch
    I failed to shut down the club.
[21:21] Purple Grinch
    This situation is no longer under my control.
[21:26] Purple Grinch
    Yes.
[21:27] Purple Grinch
    Pardon me.
[21:29] Yellow Grinch
    President.
[21:31] Green Grinch
    Guess what they did this time!
[21:35] Pink
    300,000 yen worth of cosplay costumes!
[21:38] Purple Grinch
    I don't need any more reports.
[21:42] Purple Grinch
    It seems your resolve will
    be tested even more, Erika.
[23:22] Neko
    Anime, back in the day, had people
    become idols with just a bit of magic.
[23:26] Neko
    It was so filled with dreams!
[23:28] Neko
    Idol anime these days have them
    legit practicing and auditioning.
[23:32] Neko
    Tough times we live in.
[23:34] Neko
    Next episode: "The Anime Club
    Gets a Spot Along the Wall!"
[23:38] Neko
    Don't stay up all night.

5 - Beibei, Don't Go

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SIGN    Closing Ceremony at 9 In the Auditorium
[00:07] Pink
    All the characters in that Dub Tone show
    you recommended are so cute, Arisu-chan!
[00:11] Pink
    I liked the story in that Sweetness and Champion
    show Erika-senpai told me about.
[00:16] Pink
    Speaking of story, that show Ange Visual
    Miko-chan wanted me to see was good, too.
[00:20] Sports
    You're all about anime these days.
[00:23] Sports
    So are you going to be watching anime
    all throughout summer break, too?
[00:25] Pink
    Of course, that's my plan.
[00:28] Ojou
    That's not all we're doing
    this summer, though.
[00:32] #_#
    That thing is coming up this summer.
[00:35] Ojou
    Yes.
[00:35] Ojou
    The thing.
[00:37] Pink
    The thing?
[02:17] Seaweed
    About our plans for summer break...
[02:19] Seaweed
    We're all going to the thing, right?
[02:22] Ojou
    You mean that thing, correct?
[02:24] Puke Green
    The thing by the sea.
[02:26] Algae
    The mid-summer ceremony.
[02:28] Algae
    Or shall we call it the festival of desire?
[02:31] Pink
    Um, sorry, what do you mean by "the thing"?
[02:36] Pink
    What's this?
[02:37] #_#
    They're catalogs for the thing.
[02:39] #_#
    Read this for details.
[02:42] Pink
    Do I have to read all of this?
[02:45] Ojou
    Reading all of the catalogs
    is a classic otaku pastime.
[02:49] Seaweed
    Nah, that's a bit of a stretch.
[02:51] #_#
    Just read the parts that are bookmarked.
[02:55] Ojou
    Don't you worry, I'll give
    you all the support you need.
[03:02] Pink
    "Notes on entering:
[03:04] Pink
    Wait in the entry line
    until the venue is open.
[03:08] Pink
    Nearby transit facilities will be"...
[03:12] Pink
    Yes?
[03:14] Chonmage Ahoge
    I brought you watermelons.
[03:16] Chonmage Ahoge
    Oh, you're studying.
[03:20] Pink
    Yeah, studying.
[03:22] Pink
    Hey, Onee-chan, do we have folding chairs?
[03:26] Chonmage Ahoge
    Like the ones you use outdoors?
[03:28] Pink
    Yeah.
[03:29] Pink
    We need some for our club.
[03:30] Chonmage Ahoge
    Are you going camping or something?
[03:32] Pink
    Well...
[03:34] (Flashback) Puke Green
    The thing by the sea.
[03:37] Pink
    We're going to an event at the sea.
[03:39] Chonmage Ahoge
    Huh, a sea festival or something?
[03:41] Chonmage Ahoge
    So around Odaiba, then?
[03:42] Pink
    Yeah, that's it.
[03:43] Pink
    There are going to be a ton of people there.
[03:46] Chonmage Ahoge
    Wow, the anime club does those
    kinds of events, too, huh?
[03:49] Pink
    Arisu-chan told me we should have
    folding chairs for when we're waiting.
[03:54] Chonmage Ahoge
    I see.
[03:55] Chonmage Ahoge
    I think they're in the closet.
[03:56] Chonmage Ahoge
    I'll get them for you later.
[03:58] Pink
    Thanks, Onee-chan.
[04:06] Mom
    Hey, camping?
[04:08] Chonmage Ahoge
    No. Mii-chan's going to a sea festival
    at Odaiba with her anime club people.
[04:15] Mom
    Wow.
[04:16] Mom
    She seems to be having fun
    every day with her new friends.
[04:26] Chonmage Ahoge
    You're up early.
[04:27] Pink
    I have to be on the first train
    in order to make it, apparently.
[04:30] Pink
    Huh?
[04:32] Pink
    Dad's out?
[04:34] Chonmage Ahoge
    Yeah, he said he's meeting up
    with his friends by the sea.
[04:40] Pink
    Okay, see you.
[04:41] Chonmage Ahoge
    See you later.
[04:45] Pink
    There's no one around
    at this time of the day.
[04:48] >3
    Oy.
[04:50] Pink
    Neko-senpai.
[04:51] Pink
    Don't scare me like that.
[04:54] >3
    The thing happens today, doesn't it?
[04:56] Pink
    Yes.
[04:58] >3
    I shall give you a word of warning.
[05:03] Stuffy Nose
    Train arriving for Ikebukuro at Bay 1.
[05:08] (Flashback) >3
    When at war, the first to
    lower their guard is the first to die.
[05:10] (Flashback) >3
    Remember that.
[05:11] Pink
    At war? It's not that big of a deal.
[05:21] Pink
    I can't breathe!
[05:26] Pink
    E-Excuse me.
[05:28] Pink
    Sorry.
[05:29] Pink
    Pardon me, coming through.
[05:32] Pink
    Please, sorry, coming through.
[05:38] Ojou
    Over here, Minoa.
[05:40] Pink
    I thought I was going to die.
[05:43] Seaweed
    The train was packed, wasn't it?
[05:45] Puke Green
    It's not any different from
    the train to school, is it?
[05:47] Ojou
    Minoa, don't let your guard down; you'll die.
[05:50] Ojou
    It beckons me... my precious,
    also known as merchandise.
[05:53] Ojou
    It beckons me!
[05:56] #_#
    Musashisakai-senpai, you're way too hyper.
[05:59] Seaweed
    All right, let's get going.
[06:01] Ojou
    Do you have your sports drink, Minoa?
[06:04] Pink
    Yeah.
[06:05] Pink
    It's important to avoid heat stroke.
[06:07] Pink
    Right?
[06:11] #_#
    I don't think that'll be enough.
[06:13] Algae
    What do you think this is?
[06:14] Algae
    This is a battlefield!
[06:17] Seaweed
    You may want to buy some more.
[06:19] Pink
    I'll go buy some at the
    convenience store there, then.
[06:23] #_#
    I'm worried, so I'll go check on her.
[06:30] Pink
    O-Oh, no! I can't make it to the shelves.
[06:34] #_#
    That won't be an issue.
[06:36] Pink
    Miko-chan.
[06:47] Ojou
    Kamiigusa Arisu is here, Ariake!
[06:51] Seaweed
    You're so hyped up, Arisucchi.
[06:54] Seaweed
    You won't last the day.
[06:56] Ojou
    I-I know.
[06:58] Ojou
    But I'm just so excited.
[07:00] Ojou
    Right, Minoa?
[07:01] Pink
    Yeah.
[07:02] Seaweed
    Okay, let's go.
[07:04] Pink
    Isn't the venue over there?
[07:06] Seaweed
    Not so fast.
[07:08] Seaweed
    You can't get in without lining up.
[07:17] Ojou
    Minoa.
[07:19] Pink
    S-Sorry.
[07:21] Puke Green
    It was an early morning.
[07:23] Algae
    I know, you'd only ever be up so early
    during summer break for the Sunday Morning.
[07:27] Pink
    The Sunday Morning?
[07:29] Seaweed
    He's talking about anime and tokusatsu
    shows that air on Sunday mornings.
[07:32] Pink
    Oh, like PreFae.
[07:34] Ojou
    Sunday Morning has had children's
    shows since long before PreFae.
[07:39] Ojou
    It's a historically rich time period.
[07:41] Algae
    That's not all.
[07:42] Algae
    The many tokusatsu shows that set
    young boys' hearts ablaze
[07:46] Algae
    are part of the Sunday Morning!
[07:50] Seaweed
    Well, we're the anime club, though,
    so setting aside tokusatsu shows...
[07:54] Seaweed
    Don't expect to see anything but kids' shows.
[07:56] Seaweed
    There's plenty of carefully-made anime
    that captivate us anime otaku, too.
[08:02] Ojou
    There've been depictions of girls'
    friendships that had me bawling.
[08:08] #_#
    And then there are the heartrending scenes
    where the good-looking bad guy falls.
[08:12] Puke Green
    The ending dances get a lot of
    attention on PreFae too, don't they?
[08:16] Puke Green
    They often have idol
    choreographers working on them.
[08:20] Pink
    I knew about PreFae, but I
    never knew it was that amazing.
[08:24] Seaweed
    There are some amazing action episodes, too.
[08:25] Algae
    Indeed!
[08:26] Algae
    There are creators who get their breaks with
    their amazing Sunday morning anime battle art.
[08:30] Seaweed
    You get so excited when we're
    talking about battles, Kaikai.
[08:33] Algae
    It's Kai!
[08:40] Seaweed
    Do any of you need to go to the washroom?
[08:43] Ojou
    I'm still fine.
[08:45] #_#
    We should go while we're still fine.
[08:47] Seaweed
    It's an iron rule, Arisucchi.
[08:50] Ojou
    O-Of course.
[08:52] Ojou
    Well, then...
[08:53] Pink
    I think I'll go, too, then.
[08:55] Pink
    Which way are the washrooms?
[08:58] Seaweed
    There.
[09:00] Seaweed
    That's the washroom line.
[09:03] Pink
    You have to line up to go
    to the washrooms, too?!
[09:05] #_#
    It's actually the biggest business here.
[09:06] Ojou
    Y-You're kidding.
[09:09] Ojou
    Of course. That's common sense.
[09:12] Ojou
    Let's go, Minoa.
[09:21] Pink
    I'm back.
[09:23] Ojou
    Let's go back, then.
[09:36] Pink
    Uh... Are we lost?
[09:40] Ojou
    N-Not to worry.
[09:42] Ojou
    Sebas!
[09:46] A
    You there! No sliding!
[09:50] Pink
    He's not coming.
[09:53] Pink
    What do we do, Arisu-chan?
[09:58] Shampoo
    
[10:01] Pink
    Who is she?
[10:03] Ojou
    Do you know her, Minoa?
[10:04] Pink
    No.
[10:07] Pink
    She's pretty, and her outfit's so pretty.
[10:12] Pink
    Wait, I need to say something.
[10:15] Pink
    But what language?
[10:16] Pink
    English? French? German?
[10:21] Pink
    U-Um...
[10:22] Pink
    Spit cakes.
[10:24] Shampoo
    Spit cakes?
[10:26] Shampoo
    Are you hungry?
[10:28] Pink
    You can speak Japanese?
[10:30] Pink
    Thank goodness.
[10:31] Shampoo
    Yes.
[10:32] Shampoo
    Okay, let's go.
[10:35] Pink
    Um...
[10:36] Pink
    Wait.
[10:38] Ojou
    We're looking for some people.
[10:41] Pink
    Am I being abducted?
[10:47] Seaweed
    Hey, Minoacchi, Arisucchi.
[10:51] Seaweed
    Over here.
[10:55] Pink
    Senpai!
[10:58] Seaweed
    You took a while.
[11:00] Shampoo
    These two were looking for you.
[11:03] Seaweed
    Oh, they were lost.
[11:05] Seaweed
    Thanks for bringing them.
[11:07] Ojou
    Uh, who is she?
[11:09] #_#
    She was lined up right behind us.
[11:13] (Flashback) Shampoo
    I need to go to the bathroom.
[11:15] (Flashback) Shampoo
    Could you please hold my spot?
[11:16] (Flashback) Seaweed
    Okay, sure.
[11:18] Seaweed
    We talked a bit when I left the line.
[11:22] Pink
    Oh, really?
[11:24] Pink
    Thank you.
[11:26] Shampoo
    It's okay.
[11:27] Shampoo
    It's important to help each
    other out when we're in trouble.
[11:30] Puke Green
    I can't believe you'd get lost when you're
[11:32] Puke Green
    with someone like Arisucchi,
    who's been here before—
[11:35] Ojou
    I'm sorry.
[11:37] Ojou
    I'm actually here for the first time.
[11:41] Ojou
    I shouldn't have acted like I knew things.
[11:44] Ojou
    This would never have happened.
[11:46] Pink
    Th-That's not true.
[11:48] #_#
    Yes, I think you two would
    have gotten lost, either way.
[11:51] Algae
    That's harsh.
[11:53] Pink
    As a veteran, I should have come with you.
[11:56] Ojou
    Miko...
[11:58] Shampoo
    Hey, you're here for the first time?
[12:01] Shampoo
    Just like me.
[12:03] Pink
    Really?
[12:04] Shampoo
    Yes.
[12:05] Shampoo
    We were in trouble, but we overcame it.
[12:08] Shampoo
    It wouldn't be good to go home with a
    sad experience on our first time here.
[12:12] Ojou
    You're so...
[12:13] Shampoo
    So let's have fun.
[12:15] Shampoo
    It's a festival, after all.
[12:17] Seaweed
    You're right.
[12:19] Ojou
    Thank you.
[12:21] Shampoo
    You're welcome.
[12:25] #_#
    I'm surprised you remembered
    Minoa's face, though.
[12:29] Shampoo
    Not so much her face, but she had that on.
[12:34] Pink
    This?
[12:35] Shampoo
    I love Ru:ZERO!
[12:37] Shampoo
    It's huge in Beijing, too.
[12:39] Ojou
    It's popular in Beijing, too?
[12:42] Ojou
    Beijing?!
[12:43] Seaweed
    Oh, yeah, she said she's from Beijing.
[12:47] Shampoo
    My name is Yang Beibei.
[12:50] Pink
    I'm Asagaya Minoa.
[12:52] Pink
    Nihao.
[12:52] Ojou
    I'm Kamiigusa Arisu.
[12:55] #_#
    She came here for this event.
[12:58] Pink
    That's amazing.
[12:59] Pink
    People come from overseas, too?
[13:01] Shampoo
    It's the biggest otaku event in the world.
[13:04] Shampoo
    I've always been dying to come here.
[13:10] Seaweed
    Wait, wasn't Ru:ZERO in the spring?
[13:13] Puke Green
    Are there no delays these days?
[13:15] Shampoo
    Almost none.
[13:18] #_#
    I've heard that shows used to become popular
    six months to a year after disc sales.
[13:23] Puke Green
    It's at the same time nowadays, huh?
[13:25] Shampoo
    It's a problem, sometimes.
[13:28] Puke Green
    It is?
[13:29] Shampoo
    When I tell Japanese
    people that I like anime,
[13:32] Shampoo
    they deliberately bring up older shows.
[13:34] Shampoo
    Even though I want to
    talk about current shows.
[13:37] Algae
    So their kindness ends up hurting you.
[13:39] Ojou
    Where do you get information on anime?
[13:41] Shampoo
    Mostly online.
[13:43] Pink
    It's just like us.
[13:45] Shampoo
    I see the hype in Japan, and I'm
    like, "I know, it's so good!"
[13:51] Pink
    You can read Japanese?
[13:52] Pink
    Well, I guess we're having a
    normal conversation right now.
[13:56] Shampoo
    Yes, I'm studying Japanese.
[13:58] Shampoo
    So I can watch the anime I love.
[14:00] Puke Green
    I met a few people in the US who
    could hold simple conversations.
[14:04] Pink
    Wow.
[14:05] Pink
    Anime's connecting people around the world.
[14:09] Puke Green
    Yup.
[14:10] Puke Green
    The world is connected through anime.
[14:12] Ojou
    Beibei-san, would you like to come with us?
[14:16] Shampoo
    Really?
[14:17] Shampoo
    Yes, gladly!
[14:19] Pink
    Now we just have to wait for the opening.
[14:28] Pink
    It's so hot...
[14:30] #_#
    The sun's rising.
[14:31] #_#
    It's getting hotter.
[14:33] Ojou
    And this humidity...
[14:36] Pink
    Beibei-chan, are you o—
[14:41] Shampoo
    That's much cooler.
[14:42] Shampoo
    Japanese cooling products are excellent.
[14:45] Ojou
    You're more prepared than we are.
[14:48] Seaweed
    At least we aren't in direct sunlight.
[14:51] Seaweed
    Look.
[14:54] Pink
    K-Kaikai-senpai!
[14:56] Ojou
    Why is he in the sun?
[14:58] Algae
    You won't get me...
[15:00] Algae
    You won't get me, damn it!
[15:03] Puke Green
    Line problems.
[15:20] Puke Green
    Okay, it's about to begin.
SIGN    Beibei, Don't Go
[15:44] Pink
    It's been half an hour
    since we were applauding.
[15:48] Seaweed
    It should be about another hour.
[15:50] Pink
    An hour?!
[15:54] Pink
    We still can't go in!
[15:57] Ojou
    Just a little longer, Minoa.
[15:59] Ojou
    Just a little longer.
[16:03] Pink
    I'm dying.
[16:04] A
    The treasure is in sight, everyone.
[16:07] A
    Pass out now, and you'll
    be restarting back at home.
[16:12] Pink
    Huh?
[16:13] Ojou
    What's going on?
[16:16] Seaweed
    It's an event favorite.
[16:17] Seaweed
    The staff's general warnings.
[16:19] A
    Be sure to stay hydrated
    so you don't collapse.
[16:22] A
    You won't find Akina-sama from Anosuba here.
[16:25] A
    You won't be getting any
    water over your heads.
[16:28] Seaweed
    The staff are nerds, too.
[16:32] Ojou
    It kind of makes the heat more tolerable.
[16:40] Ojou
    It's time, Minoa.
[16:42] Pink
    It was a long time coming.
[16:44] Ojou
    Yes, but our long journey is finally over.
[16:47] Ojou
    At last, we're setting foot.
[16:50] Ojou
    In this new world.
[16:52] Pink
    Arisu-chan, my heart's pounding.
[16:56] Ojou
    Mine, too.
[16:57] Ojou
    But don't be afraid.
[16:59] Ojou
    Let's open a new door together, Minoa.
[17:02] Pink
    Yeah, Arisu-chan.
[17:09] A
    You there, please follow the others inside.
SIGN    Cosplay Area West Hall 1 East Hall Industry Booths West Floor 1
[17:15] Pink
    We're finally inside.
[17:16] Seaweed
    Exhausting, huh?
[17:18] Seaweed
    Let's split up, then.
[17:21] Algae
    The time has come for me to use
    my Unchained Golden Wallet!
[17:26] Ojou
    All right, here we go.
[17:26] Algae
    Just you wait, Shikabari merch!
[17:27] Puke Green
    That way?
[17:27] Algae
    I'll use this elite item to hunt you all down!
[17:28] Ojou
    That way.
[17:38] Pink
    There are so many people.
[17:40] Pink
    Let's see, where is the Ru:ZERO merchandise?
[17:43] Elf
    Fliers.
[17:45] Elf
    Please and thank you.
[17:48] Pink
    Thank you.
[17:49] [SONG] Text
    Unlimited
    Fantasy world
[17:49] Wendy's
    Bags.
[17:51] Ojou
    So cute.
[17:52] Pink
    This is awesome, people are
    giving me so much stuff.
[17:54] Ojou
    Me, too.
[17:55] Ojou
    Look what I got.
[17:56] Ponytail
    New show starting in fall.
[17:59] Cat person
    Paper fans.
SIGN    Shikabari
[18:00] Tron
    Take one, please.
[18:02] Ghost
    These are free.
[18:03] Pink
    I-It's so heavy.
[18:05] Ojou
    They're digging into my shoulders.
[18:07] #_#
    Of course it'd be heavy
    if you took everything.
[18:10] Pink
    You could have told us!
[18:14] Pink
    I bought it!
[18:18] Pink
    I'm so glad it wasn't sold out.
[18:20] #_#
    You worry too much, Minoa.
[18:22] Ojou
    Oh?
[18:23] Ojou
    Who was it that was grasping your
    wallet with a terrified face?
[18:29] Shampoo
    I'm glad we all got what we wanted.
[18:31] Shampoo
    I know.
[18:32] Shampoo
    Can we get a photo together?
[18:35] Pink
    Of course.
[18:37] Pink
    Okay.
[18:39] Pink
    Come in closer, Minoa.
[18:40] Pink
    You, too, Miko.
[18:42] Pink
    Here we go, guys.
[18:43] Pink
    Smile!
[18:47] Lucille 2 From Arrested Development
    Saori-san.
[18:51] Lucille 2 From Arrested Development
    Hey.
[18:52] Plastic Shards
    Hey, what's up?
[18:55] Generic Guy
    Senpai, which college is she from?
[18:57] Plastic Shards
    Oh, no, she's a cosplay buddy.
[19:00] Plastic Shards
    She's a fresh young high schooler.
[19:02] Lucille 2 From Arrested Development
    "Fresh young"?
[19:05] Generic Guy
    Nice to meet you, I'm Mutsuki.
[19:07] Generic Guy
    As you can see, I'm from the
    Jouhoku High School Anime Club.
[19:10] Lucille 2 From Arrested Development
    I'm Erika.
[19:11] Oh; that was Seaweed
    I'm technically the president of the
    anime club at Sakaneko High School.
[19:14] Generic Guy
    The anime club at Sakaneko?
[19:16] Generic Guy
    Oh, I've heard about it.
[19:18] Generic Guy
    It's prestigious, isn't it?
[19:20] Generic Guy
    Wait, is it not?
[19:21] Generic Guy
    A Sakaneko graduate told me that
    their anime club was amazing.
[19:28] Seaweed
    Huh...
[19:33] Pink
    There's just so many people, though.
[19:36] #_#
    Obviously.
[19:37] #_#
    There are almost 200,000 people here.
[19:39] Pink
    Two hundred thousand?!
[19:41] Pink
    That many?
SIGN    Forest
    Conservation
    Fund
[19:42] Shampoo
    Six hundred thousand people in total
    over three days, apparently.
[19:45] Pink
    You sure know a lot, Beibei-san.
[19:47] Pink
    No wonder we have to be in line for
    hours, with so many people here.
[19:51] Ojou
    Lining up to get in, lining
    up once you're in...
[19:54] #_#
    It's the harshest event in Japan.
[19:57] Shampoo
    I'm so happy, though.
[19:59] Ojou
    Happy?
[20:02] Shampoo
    There are so many of my own kind here.
[20:04] Shampoo
    People who love anime and who I can
    get excited over the same anime with.
[20:08] Shampoo
    That makes me happy.
[20:12] Shampoo
    Being in line was tough, but I can handle it
    since I know I have a lot of friends here.
[20:16] Shampoo
    Plus I got to meet you guys.
[20:18] Pink
    Beibei-chan...
[20:21] Pink
    Yeah.
[20:22] Ojou
    I'm glad I got to meet you, too.
[20:24] #_#
    Me, too.
[20:25] Shampoo
    Yup.
[20:26] Seaweed
    Cool, we're all here.
[20:29] Seaweed
    All right, want to head home?
[20:30] Ojou
    Shouldn't we wait for Nakano-senpai?
[20:34] Seaweed
    I guess I'll leave him a LINE
    message saying we're leaving.
[20:36] Pink
    What about you, Beibei-chan?
[20:38] Shampoo
    I want to stay here a little longer.
[20:41] Shampoo
    I'll go wander around.
[20:43] Pink
    Okay.
[20:45] Shampoo
    Minoa, Arisu, Miko, Erika, thank you!
[20:51] Pink
    Thank you, too.
[20:53] Pink
    Bye-bye.
[20:55] Ojou
    Good day.
[20:58] Pink
    I forgot to ask for her contact info.
[21:00] Ojou
    Oh, yeah.
[21:01] #_#
    We screwed up.
[21:03] Pink
    And we just became friends.
[21:07] Seaweed
    It's all right.
[21:09] Seaweed
    As long as we're anime lovers,
    we'll meet here again.
[21:13] Pink
    Yeah.
[21:14] Seaweed
    All right, we should go do
    that thing on our way home.
[21:17] #_#
    Agreed, Erika-senpai.
[21:20] Ojou
    That thing?
[21:24] Pink
    This is so nice.
[21:27] Pink
    Lining up sucked, but I bought my
    merchandise, and I made a new friend.
[21:32] Pink
    Anime events are fun, huh, Arisu-chan?
[21:35] Ojou
    Yes, very.
[21:37] #_#
    By the way, what happened
    to Musashisakai-senpai?
[21:41] Seaweed
    Huh? Say what?
[21:43] Seaweed
    I can't hear you.
SIGN    Shikabari
SIGN    Event Exclusive
SIGN    Sold Out
[23:27] >3
    Don't expect to meet someone
    twice on the battlefield.
[23:33] >3
    Next episode: "Someone Is Shrouded in Light."
[23:36] >3
    What light? Find out for yourself.

6 - Kaikai Love Climax

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[00:00] Purple
    Come on, run!
[00:03] Purple
    Summer camp is just beginning!
[00:08] Purple
    Okay, that's it for morning training.
[00:10] Purple
    Let's hit the showers.
SIGN    Men
SIGN    Women
[00:19] Sports
    Let's make today another good day!
[01:54] Sports
    First, we'll get on the wrapped
    train on the Kashima Line,
[01:58] Sports
    and we'll check out the outlet
    gallery and the Aqua Tower,
[02:02] Sports
    and we'll put up our ita-wishing
    plaques at the shrine.
[02:04] Sports
    We need to visit the udon shop that Tildama II crashed into in Urban Warfare,
[02:08] Sports
    and check to see if there's still
    a blue seat at the Seasider Hotel.
[02:12] Puke Green
    I want to see the victory
    flag in person, too.
[02:15] Teacup Tourist
    You mean that legendary one that
    a firetruck raised at a parade.
[02:18] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    We have to be sure to
    find some good food, too.
[02:20] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Hamburg steaks with school
    crests and kushikatsu.
[02:23] Pink Wearing Pink
    Anmitsu is a must, too.
[02:25] Pink Wearing Pink
    Let's be sure to get the ankou
    manju before it gets sold out.
[02:28] Teacup Tourist
    Looks like your studying
    is paying off, Minoa.
[02:31] Pink Wearing Pink
    Yup.
[02:32] Pink Wearing Pink
    I looked up a lot of
    information on the meccas.
[02:36] Pink Wearing Pink
    There are around 3,000
    anime meccas across Japan.
[02:40] Pink Wearing Pink
    Oarai, Chichibu, and...
[02:44] Puke Green
    Sayama and Kamakura, and
    Onomichi and the Hida region.
[02:48] Puke Green
    Due to the anime boom,
SIGN    Oarai
[02:50] Puke Green
    many local governments and shopping districts cooperate proactively, too.
[02:54] Pink Wearing Pink
    That's amazing.
SIGN    Chichibu
[02:56] Pink Wearing Pink
    But why do people travel to the meccas?
SIGN    Sayama
[03:00] Teacup Tourist
    You can have fun pretending
    you're one of the characters,
[03:02] Teacup Tourist
    or you can revel in the amazement of being
    at the site of a special scene in an anime.
[03:07] Teacup Tourist
    It's also entertaining to play
    detective and think about
[03:10] Teacup Tourist
    why a scene doesn't look
    exactly like the location.
[03:13] Pink Wearing Pink
    I see.
SIGN    Kamakura
[03:15] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    You get to hear the voice actors
    say lines exclusively
[03:18] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    for the meccas and buy merchandise.
SIGN    Onomichi
[03:21] Puke Green
    You can talk to other fans or
    ask a local where a rare banner is.
[03:26] Puke Green
    You can make new friends, too.
SIGN    Hida
[03:28] Green Wearing Green
    You can use smartphone apps, too.
[03:30] Green Wearing Green
    You can look at maps or take
    photos with characters.
[03:34] Pink Wearing Pink
    I'm installing that, too.
[03:36] Teacup Tourist
    It's easy to get exited, but it's
    important to mind your manners.
[03:40] Pink Wearing Pink
    Roger that.
[03:41] Pink Wearing Pink
    This app's amazing.
[03:43] Teacup Tourist
    It is.
[03:44] Green Wearing Green
    Right?
[03:44] Teacup Tourist
    I never knew about this app.
[03:50] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Would you like some?
[03:59] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Sorry.
[04:00] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Are you—
[04:02] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    What's wrong? You're sweating like mad.
[04:07] Romcom
    This isn't my genre!
[04:10] Romcom
    Zetoro! Zetoro, are you here?!
[04:14] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Apple, otherwise known as Margrave
    Mijareabatgolt has run off.
[04:28] (Flashback) You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Hey, Musashisakai-senpai...
[04:33] (Flashback) You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Actually, never mind.
[04:36] (Flashback) Romcom
    She opens a conversation
    before promptly ending it,
[04:38] (Flashback) Romcom
    her long eyelashes fluttering
    with timidity and hesitation.
[04:42] (Flashback) Romcom
    Her silhouette vanishes,
    melting into the sunset.
[04:46] (Flashback) Romcom
    Could this be foreshadowing of a central
    development in the narrative yet to come?
[04:52] (Flashback) Green Wearing Green
    Hey, that looked promising.
[04:55] (Flashback) Green Wearing Green
    In-club romance, huh?
[04:56] (Flashback) Green Wearing Green
    You're more than welcome.
[04:58] (Flashback) Romcom
    In-club romance? What are you talking about?
[05:01] (Flashback) Romcom
    No way... Kouenji?
[05:03] (Flashback) Romcom
    For me?
[05:06] Romcom
    Calm down.
[05:07] Romcom
    Calm down, Musashisakai Kai.
[05:09] Romcom
    Analyze the situation carefully.
[05:13] Pink Wearing Pink
    Kaikai-senpai.
[05:14] Pink Wearing Pink
    What's wrong? You just darted away.
[05:18] Romcom
    My brain is currently executing Emergency Order 999, the heartless seal.
[05:25] Romcom
    To use the language of the commoners,
[05:27] Romcom
    I am currently investigating
    the conspiracy known as "love."
[05:30] Romcom
    Leave me be!
[05:32] Pink Wearing Pink
    Thank goodness.
[05:34] Pink Wearing Pink
    You're still the usual Kaikai-senpai.
[05:37] Pink Wearing Pink
    Wait, something's not right.
[05:39] Pink Wearing Pink
    He hasn't done his usual...
[05:41] Pink Wearing Pink
    Musashisakai...
[05:42] Romcom
    Kai!
[05:43] Pink Wearing Pink
    Looks like you're okay.
[05:46] Pink Wearing Pink
    I can't wait for the hot springs, either.
[05:49] Pink Wearing Pink
    Speaking of hot springs, there
    were no God rays in Girls & Tank.
[05:53] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Bath scenes can really influence
    how a show is perceived.
[05:57] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    They can't help but be careful.
[05:59] Pink Wearing Pink
    God rays!
[06:00] Pink Wearing Pink
    I know what those are.
[06:01] Pink Wearing Pink
    They're one of the mysteries of anime that
    show up on TV and vanish on the discs.
[06:07] Pink Wearing Pink
    I've never seen one before.
[06:09] Pink Wearing Pink
    I can't wait to see.
[06:11] Teacup Tourist
    These travel bookmarks
    are really well chosen.
[06:14] Green Wearing Green
    Minoacchi did a lot of the research for us.
[06:17] Green Wearing Green
    She stayed until really
    late at the club room.
[06:19] Pink Wearing Pink
    Nah, I'm still a newbie.
[06:22] Pink Wearing Pink
    My friend in the track club is at
    training camp for a whole month.
[06:27] (Flashback) Sports
    I'm hoping to beat my own record at the camp.
[06:31] (Flashback) Sports
    Watch me get it done!
[06:34] Green Wearing Green
    Japan's first anime minister!
[06:37] Teacup Tourist
    I hope you come visit our country.
[06:40] Pink Wearing Pink
    What are you guys talking about?
[06:42] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    We're discussing our ambitious
    goals as anime club members.
[06:47] Pink Wearing Pink
    Wow.
[06:48] Pink Wearing Pink
    But what do you mean by anime minister?
[06:51] Green Wearing Green
    I'm not sure, but I guess it's the wish
    that anime will bring the world together.
[06:57] Green Wearing Green
    What about you guys?
[06:59] Teacup Tourist
    To have a commanding knowledge
    of all the anime in existence,
[07:02] Teacup Tourist
    and store it all in here.
[07:04] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    To write a light novel and have
    it become an anime one day.
[07:07] Green Wearing Green
    To destroy the wall between 2D and 3D.
[07:10] Green Wearing Green
    There's no reason to make
    a distinction, anyway.
[07:15] Pink Wearing Pink
    It's amazing that you all have proper goals.
[07:18] Pink Wearing Pink
    I don't have anything.
[07:21] Green Wearing Green
    Okay, let's announce our goals for today.
[07:24] Green Wearing Green
    Bam!
SIGN    Girls &
    Tank Tops
SIGN    Concept Art
[07:25] Green Wearing Green
    Get through all the cuts in Girls & Tank!
[07:27] Teacup Tourist
    That's exciting.
[07:29] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    That's brutal.
[07:31] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    But it's to be expected of
    a pilgrimage to the meccas.
[07:34] Pink Wearing Pink
    And a disc festival at the hotel.
[07:37] Green Wearing Green
    Let's do this!
SIGN    Helping to Raise Children Oarai, city of kind smiles
[07:45] Pink Wearing Pink
    Here we go, our mecca tour!
[07:48] Green Wearing Green
    Let's get our first stamp!
[07:56] Green Wearing Green
    Here we are.
SIGN    Udon
[07:58] Green Wearing Green
    This is the shop that...
SIGN    Nekomura Head Shop
[08:00] Green Wearing Green
    Rosehappy's Crubaider took Klaklara's T-34
    with it and crashed into in the movie...
[08:04] Pink Wearing Pink
    And got destroyed!
[08:07] Pink Wearing Pink
    It's the real thing!
[08:09] Pink Wearing Pink
    Wow!
[08:11] Pink Wearing Pink
    I'm sorry!
[08:11] Pink Wearing Pink
    I'm sorry!
[08:13] Green Wearing Green
    Woo!
[08:18] Teacup Tourist
    People are really into it.
[08:20] Pink Wearing Pink
    I bought these.
[08:22] Green Wearing Green
    That's kind of you, Minoacchi.
[08:33] Green Wearing Green
    Well, you know what they say
    about poop and good fortune.
[08:37] Teacup Tourist
    Come on, chin up.
[08:39] Teacup Tourist
    Look, it's the same scene that Rinpomi saw.
[08:44] Pink Wearing Pink
    It's so pretty.
[08:47] Pink Wearing Pink
    You're right.
[08:48] Pink Wearing Pink
    I have to enjoy the pilgrimage.
[08:54] Pink Wearing Pink
    Look out!
[08:56] Pink Wearing Pink
    Wait!
[09:02] Pink Wearing Pink
    I keep screwing up.
[09:05] Green Wearing Green
    Don't worry about it.
[09:07] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Things happen when you travel.
[09:11] Romcom
    Things happen?!
[09:12] Green Wearing Green
    The clumsy-girl character
    is part of your charm.
[09:15] Pink Wearing Pink
    Right.
[09:18] Pink Wearing Pink
    Kaikai-senpai...
[09:20] Pink Wearing Pink
    Don't tell me he's angry...
[09:32] Romcom
    I didn't expect you to breach my barrier.
[09:35] Romcom
    Do you intend to control my heart?
[09:44] Romcom
    I won't let you!
[09:47] Pink Wearing Pink
    I shouldn't have come on the trip, should I?
[09:50] Romcom
    Begone, show yourself no more!
[09:54] Pink Wearing Pink
    I understand.
[09:55] Pink Wearing Pink
    It's my fault.
[09:57] Pink Wearing Pink
    I'll take the next train home.
[10:00] Teacup Tourist
    I don't mind you fighting the organization...
[10:02] Green Wearing Green
    ...but that was bad timing.
[10:04] Romcom
    S-Sorry.
[10:05] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    There, there.
[10:10] ---
    What?!
[10:12] Green Wearing Green
    There's no TV.
[10:14] Pink Wearing Pink
    No DVD player.
[10:16] Green Wearing Green
    We're going to miss Yuri!!! on Nice.
[10:19] Teacup Tourist
    What's going to happen to our
    overnight DVD viewing party?
[10:22] Boring Chuck from Oharai
    Yo, you guys are late.
[10:24] Boring Chuck from Oharai
    I've been waiting for you.
[10:25] Green Wearing Green
    Gomon-sensei!
[10:26] Green Wearing Green
    What is the meaning of this?!
[10:28] Boring Chuck from Oharai
    Sorry about that.
[10:31] Boring Chuck from Oharai
    I couldn't get funding.
    This is the best I could find.
[10:34] Teacup Tourist
    Why didn't you use the club funding, then?
[10:37] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Who was it that used 640,000
    of club funds, again?
[10:40] Boring Chuck from Oharai
    The outdoor baths are pretty nice, though.
[10:43] Boring Chuck from Oharai
    They have cutting-edge massage machines, too.
[10:50] Teacup Tourist
    I can't hang all of them.
[10:52] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Of course you can't.
[10:54] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Going somewhere, Minoa?
[10:56] Pink Wearing Pink
    N-No, I'm just going to take a bath.
[11:06] Pink Wearing Pink
    What am I even doing?
[11:08] Pink Wearing Pink
    I'm ruining our club trip.
[11:16] Pink Wearing Pink
    I guess I'll just go take a bath.
SIGN    Outdoor Baths
SIGN    Forest
[11:20] Romcom
    One often forgets that they
    live in the Meatspace,
[11:25] Romcom
    imagining the world they idolize
    in superposition with reality.
[11:28] Romcom
    As in Donmachi and Aekoi.
[11:31] Puke Green
    The protagonist is adored by a cute girl.
[11:35] Romcom
    Indeed.
[11:36] Romcom
    Should that happen in real life,
[11:38] Romcom
    you wouldn't fully believe
    it could be happening to you.
[11:41] Romcom
    You would want to know how she really feels.
[11:44] Romcom
    As soon as possible.
[11:45] Romcom
    Immediately, if possible!
[11:47] Romcom
    Oh, I'm asking for a friend.
[11:51] Puke Green
    So you're asking how to know
    how a girl feels about you?
[11:57] Puke Green
    Well, I think girls constantly give some
    kind of hint to the person they like.
[12:06] Romcom
    Hints?
[12:07] Puke Green
    For example, in Oresama Monogatari,
[12:11] Puke Green
    Tsuyoo misses all of Tomato-chan's signs of love
[12:13] Puke Green
    because he feels certain that
    no one could ever like him.
[12:16] Romcom
    Indeed, objectively, it was
    quite an obvious sign of love.
[12:20] Puke Green
    You should analyze the girl's actions with
    a clean slate, without any preconceptions.
[12:26] Puke Green
    A message, a phone call, a fleeting glance...
[12:31] Romcom
    With a clean slate...
[12:33] Romcom
    What she did earlier...
[12:35] Romcom
    Was that a sign of love?
[12:38] Romcom
    Was that not an accident
    but a deliberate act?
[12:43] Romcom
    Am I already under her spell?
[12:48] Romcom
    What other signs of love were there?
[12:51] Romcom
    Think, Musashisakai Kai!
SIGN    Do you have a minute? It's about Minoa.
    It's not that I need advice, but there's something
    we need to talk about. Please hear us out.
    The three of us girls are headed
    to your room. See you there. ♥
[13:01] Romcom
    A heart mark!
SIGN    Kaikai Love Climax
[13:15] Romcom
    A heart mark!
[13:18] Puke Green
    A heart mark?
[13:20] Puke Green
    You mean the heart mark in LINE Chat?
[13:22] Puke Green
    I guess.
[13:23] Puke Green
    I hear girls use them pretty casually,
[13:26] Puke Green
    but some girls only use them
    for people they really like.
[13:29] Puke Green
    It's hard to tell, because it
    depends on her personality.
[13:32] Romcom
    Which is it?!
[13:34] Romcom
    All is determined by the Shrimp's Gate.
[13:37] Romcom
    Is there no way to resist it?!
[13:41] Green Wearing Green
    We're coming in.
[13:42] Puke Green
    Come in.
[13:44] Puke Green
    Want me to close the gate?
[13:45] Puke Green
    It's a club meeting.
[13:46] Romcom
    Oh.
[13:47] Romcom
    Right.
[13:49] Teacup Tourist
    It's unusual for Minoa to be depressed.
[13:52] Teacup Tourist
    I'm worried.
[13:54] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    I feel like we've discovered a new persona.
[13:58] Puke Green
    I think Minoa-chan is trying to find
    her identity as an anime club member.
[14:03] Aidenteitei
    Identity?
[14:05] Teacup Tourist
    She doesn't need to think about that.
[14:07] Teacup Tourist
    She just has to be herself.
[14:09] Puke Green
    What would that be like?
[14:11] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    I think of her listening
    to people with a smile.
[14:15] Green Wearing Green
    But she can sometimes be surprisingly
    passionate and proactive.
[14:20] Teacup Tourist
    Yes, like the time I got
    in a fight with Miko.
[14:23] (Flashback) Pink
    I'd feel bad for anime if we
    rejected each other over it.
[14:27] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    She really touched my heart.
[14:30] Green Wearing Green
    And her speech at the student assembly...
[14:32] (Flashback) Pink
    We have lost but one club room...
[14:36] Puke Green
    The audience was baffled, but her effort
    ultimately carried us to victory.
[14:42] Green Wearing Green
    Even when we were bummed out about
    the club getting shut down...
[14:45] (Flashback) Pink
    I want to continue this club
    with you and everyone else.
[14:50] Teacup Tourist
    She's always strong and hard-working.
[14:53] Teacup Tourist
    It's thanks to her that the Anime
    Club exists as it does now.
[14:57] Teacup Tourist
    Minoa ought to just be her usual self.
[15:01] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    I agree.
[15:02] Teacup Tourist
    She's a precious friend.
[15:05] Teacup Tourist
    We're going to support her and
    have her back, no matter what.
[15:10] Green Wearing Green
    Yeah.
[15:11] Puke Green
    Why don't you tell her that?
[15:15] Green Wearing Green
    Right.
[15:16] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Yeah.
[15:17] Teacup Tourist
    Yes.
[15:18] Teacup Tourist
    Minoa's been in the bath
    for a while now, though.
[15:23] Pink
    Where am I?!
[15:24] Pink
    Where's the bath?!
SIGN    Outdoor Baths
SIGN    Forest
[15:27] Boring Chuck from Oharai
    Let's split up and look for her.
[15:30] Boring Chuck from Oharai
    Call my cell phone if anything happens.
[15:32] Boring Chuck from Oharai
    Don't put yourselves in danger.
[15:34] Teacup Tourist
    Sebas!
[16:01] Romcom
    Does Kouenji really hurgh me?
[16:05] Romcom
    No! I need to focus on finding Asagaya.
[16:09] Romcom
    Still, I need to know.
[16:13] Romcom
    I've finally got it!
[16:15] Romcom
    Reading it vertically, it
    says "I can't tell you <3"
[16:21] Romcom
    This heart is no doubt...
[16:28] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Kai-senpai...
[16:30] Romcom
    Miko...
[16:31] Romcom
    It's the beginning of our rainbow days.
[16:37] Romcom
    What destructive power!
[16:39] Romcom
    Forgive me, Kouenji, I've just
    now understood how you feel.
[16:44] Romcom
    It was true!
[16:46] Romcom
    I want to meet you now!
[16:48] Romcom
    But first, I must find Asagaya.
[16:51] Romcom
    Duty or love?
[16:53] Romcom
    We are just like a yin yang of fate.
[16:55] Romcom
    We shall someday marry.
[16:57] Romcom
    But first, I must part the
    darkness and go forth.
[17:00] Romcom
    Part everything*!*
[17:10] Puke Green
    Are you all right, little kitten?
[17:13] Pink
    Nakano-senpai!
[17:18] Puke Green
    Are you having fun in the club?
[17:20] Pink
    Yes, of course.
[17:22] Pink
    I feel like anime's opened
    up a whole new world for me.
[17:27] Pink
    I couldn't talk with Arisu-chan or
    Miko-chan before, but now we're friends.
[17:31] Pink
    Of course, I'm glad I met you and
    Kaikai-senpai and Erika-senpai.
[17:37] Puke Green
    Yeah?
[17:38] Pink
    But...
[17:39] Pink
    I'm screwing up our trip.
[17:42] Pink
    I kind of hate myself.
[17:44] Puke Green
    We were actually just
    having a Minoa discussion.
[17:48] Pink
    A Minoa discussion?
[17:50] Puke Green
    We were talking about you.
[17:53] Pink
    What about me?
[17:56] Puke Green
    Do you want to know?
[17:58] Puke Green
    It's a secret.
[18:00] Pink
    Come on!
[18:01] Puke Green
    I can say this for certain, though:
[18:04] Puke Green
    that everyone loves you.
[18:08] Teacup Tourist
    Minoa!
[18:10] Puke Green
    See?
[18:11] Puke Green
    You can tell from the looks on
    their faces that I'm not lying.
[18:18] Teacup Tourist
    Minoa!
[18:22] Green Wearing Green
    Thank goodness.
[18:23] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    We were worried about you.
[18:25] ---
    Jeez...
[18:27] Teacup Tourist
    You idiot!
[18:28] Teacup Tourist
    You idiot!
[18:29] Pink
    I'm sorry.
[18:31] Pink
    Thanks.
[18:33] Puke Green
    Where's Kaikai, though?
[18:36] Green Wearing Green
    Did he get lost, too?
[18:38] Green Wearing Green
    We have to find him soon.
[18:41] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    What is that voice?
[18:44] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Could it be paranormal activity?
[18:50] Pink
    I-Is that Kaikai-senpai?!
[18:52] Teacup Tourist
    Is he n-naked?!
[19:03] Puke Green
    It's all right, guys.
[19:06] Pink
    Thank goodness, you can't see it.
[19:10] Pink
    Are these the so-called "God rays"?
[19:13] Pink
    I finally get to see them in person.
[19:17] Pink
    I'm awestruck.
[19:18] Green Wearing Green
    What are you talking about?
[19:19] Green Wearing Green
    Those aren't anime God rays.
[19:22] Green Wearing Green
    Those are real God rays!
[19:25] Boring Chuck from Oharai
    Thank goodness you're safe.
[19:27] Boring Chuck from Oharai
    Lights off.
[19:45] Boring Chuck from Oharai
    Boomshakalaka.
[19:47] Pink
    I see.
[19:49] Pink
    So that's what "God rays" are.
[19:52] Pink
    I'm a little smarter now.
[19:55] Green Wearing Green
    Minoa, no matter what, you're a
    precious member of the anime club.
[20:01] Green Wearing Green
    Don't forget that.
[20:07] Pink
    Okay.
[20:12] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Musashisakai-senpai.
[20:15] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    There's something I want
    to talk to you about.
[20:19] Romcom
    I wanted to talk, too.
[20:24] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Okay, you go first, Senpai.
[20:26] Romcom
    I, thou, I mean, thine...
[20:33] Romcom
    I like you!
[20:44] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    I knew it.
[20:46] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    You're in love with Nakano-senpai!
[20:51] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    You're such a cute couple!
[20:56] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    When you were sitting facing
    each other in the train,
[20:59] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    you were all restless and looking
    at the ground and turning red.
[21:03] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    I thought, "Could it be?"
[21:05] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    And it hit me!
[21:07] Romcom
    No, that's, uh...
[21:09] Puke Green
    I think you're making a mistake.
[21:12] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Oh, it's okay.
[21:14] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Musanaka?
[21:16] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Nakamusa!
[21:17] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Let's build a church here!
[21:19] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    I'm only really interested in 2D,
    but for you two, I'm totally in.
[21:31] Romcom
    2D...
[21:32] Romcom
    Um, then, what were you
    about to say last night?
[21:37] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    Last night?
[21:39] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    I don't remember.
[21:42] You can't read a Pocky; dear
    I'm just way too shocked about you guys.
[21:47] Puke Green
    Want to hit the baths again?
[21:48] Romcom
    Yeah.
[23:27] >3
    Next episode, we learn of
    the unthinkable secret.
[23:30] >3
    Don't think too hard about text
    messages or vertical text.
[23:33] >3
    Oh, and whoever invented the heart mark...
[23:37] >3
    Come see me behind the tank!

7 - Miko Quits Writing

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[00:02] Enemy Green
    Looking at the Anime Club's
    school festival plans...
[00:05] Enemy Green
    What do you think you're doing?!
[00:07] Enemey Yellow
    An anime screening, huh?
[00:09] Enemey Yellow
    Although the student council president
    is close with the anime club president.
[00:13] Enemey Yellow
    I guess it's no use protesting.
[00:28] Sports
    I could never figure it out.
[00:30] Sports
    So I finally asked Senpai, and it turns out,
    it's the word for the back of your knee!
[00:34] ---
    What?! Amazing!
[02:06] Pink
    Hello.
[02:08] Pink
    Whoa, it's the Production Committee.
[02:10] Enemy Green
    Student council!
[02:12] Pink
    Are you occupied right now?
[02:16] Pink
    Did Arisu-chan use a ton of club funds again?
[02:19] Friendly Yellow
    What do you mean by "again"?
[02:21] Poor Guy
    Not this time.
[02:22] Friendly Yellow
    Not this time?!
[02:24] But he IS 2D!
    The president submitted a proposal
    for the school festival, but...
[02:27] But he IS 2D!
    Go ahead.
[02:29] Friendly Yellow
    "An anime screening? I can't approve."
[02:33] But he IS 2D!
    ...is what the council president said.
[02:35] Enemey Yellow
    You sound nothing like her.
[02:36] Enemy Green
    Arts clubs are required to present
    something at the school festival,
[02:39] Enemy Green
    in part, to demonstrate what
    they've been working on.
[02:42] Enemy Green
    Unless you can show off something
    impressive for the Anime Club,
[02:45] Enemy Green
    I won't let you participate.
[02:47] Ally Green
    So why can't we have an anime screening
    to show off the Anime Club's activities?
[02:54] Ally Green
    Let me talk to Tsubaki.
[02:56] Enemy Green
    The president won't be meeting with you.
[02:57] Enemey Yellow
    If you can't present anything,
    the club will be shut down.
[03:01] Pink
    Shut down again?!
[03:14] Pink
    What should we do?
[03:16] Enemy Green
    We have to do it.
[03:17] Enemy Green
    We need to come up with an
    idea for something to present,
[03:20] Enemy Green
    or we're getting shut down.
[03:24] But he IS 2D!
    Shall we write a doujinshi or something?
[03:27] Puke Green
    How about a concert?
[03:30] Poor Guy
    A presentation of the special ability
    battle anime concepts I came up with.
[03:35] Friendly Yellow
    How about we invite voice actors,
    and hold a public radio recording?
[03:38] But he IS 2D!
    That's too bourgeoisie.
[03:42] Pink
    I know, how about we make an anime together?
[03:53] Ally Green
    Minoacchi, do you have any idea how
    much work it is to make an anime?
[03:57] Pink
    It is?
[03:59] But he IS 2D!
    Scripts, storyboards, artwork, recording...
[04:02] But he IS 2D!
    It takes a lot of people.
[04:04] Poor Guy
    Not even my Swiss bank account
    could cover the production cost.
[04:09] But he IS 2D!
    Good for you and your imaginary bank account.
[04:12] Pink
    But I...
[04:15] Pink
    want to accomplish something
    with the Anime Club.
[04:19] Pink
    I want to show them something
    that the Anime Club has done.
[04:23] Friendly Yellow
    I appreciate your sentiment, Minoa.
[04:33] Pink
    This is the power of real money.
[04:36] But he IS 2D!
    So you really were a bourgeoisie.
[04:39] Puke Green
    I'm on board.
[04:40] Puke Green
    Making our own anime sounds exciting.
[04:44] Pink
    Erika-senpai!
[04:47] Ally Green
    All right, fine.
[04:49] Ally Green
    However... we aren't using this money.
[04:53] Friendly Yellow
    How are we going to make one, then?
[04:56] Ally Green
    There are plenty of things we can do,
    like asking other clubs for help.
[05:00] Ally Green
    We have three months until
    the school festival.
[05:02] Ally Green
    Let's make an anime with our own hands.
[05:06] Pink
    Okay.
SIGN    Anime Club Original Anime Project Meeting!
[05:14] Ally Green
    First, we need a project idea.
[05:16] Ally Green
    Have you all brought yours?
[05:18] Puke Green
    I propose an orthodox idol anime.
[05:22] [SONG] Text
    Anime Proposal
[05:22] Puke Green
    There'll be a heated battle at
    the school festival concert,
[05:26] Puke Green
    competing with the best music and dance.
SIGN    "Schwein of Ockstadt"
SIGN    Concept 1
[05:29] Poor Guy
    If you want passion, mine is even hotter.
SIGN    Special Attacks
SIGN    Main Weapon
SIGN    Ragnablade
[05:33] Poor Guy
    The protagonist is me, Mad King Kai.
[05:37] Poor Guy
    My family develops the most powerful
    attack spell in the world,
[05:39] Poor Guy
    Amethyst Extra Circulation!
[05:43] Ally Green
    I came up with a magic girl anime.
[05:45] Ally Green
    Girls love transformation
    and magic, after all.
[05:49] Ally Green
    Even PreFae is getting into magic this year.
[05:53] Pink
    I came up with something from
    the anime I saw as a kid.
[05:57] Pink
    The protagonist, separated from their parents,
[06:00] Pink
    uses magic, transforms, pilots robots,
[06:03] Pink
    and after a lot of suffering,
    is reunited with their mother.
[06:07] Pink
    In the last episode,
    they're greeted to heaven,
[06:09] Pink
    and the audience is moved to tears, too.
SIGN    Anime Club Original Anime
    Planning Meeting!
[06:12] Ally Green
    How many do you intend to make?
[06:14] Pink
    Uh...
[06:15] Pink
    Like a year?
[06:16] Poor Guy
    Won't happen.
SIGN    Anime Club Original Anime
    Planning Meeting!
[06:18] Friendly Yellow
    Sheesh.
[06:19] Friendly Yellow
    None of these ideas seem within
    reach for a group of students.
[06:24] Friendly Yellow
    Sebas.
SIGN    Supreme Production Commander
SIGN    Kamiigusa Arisu
SIGN    Supreme Production Commander Kamiigusa Arisu
[06:30] Friendly Yellow
    Supreme Production Commander,
[06:32] Friendly Yellow
    Kamiigusa Arisu.
SIGN    It is the Galactic Era.
SIGN    It is the Galactic Era
SIGN    A super robot saves the world
    with love, passion and money.
[06:39] Friendly Yellow
    A super robot saves the world
    with love, passion and money.
SIGN    Super warrior
[06:45] Friendly Yellow
    Super warrior
SIGN    Arisuborg
[06:47] Friendly Yellow
    Arisuborg
[06:50] Friendly Yellow
    Alpha!
SIGN    Alpha!
SIGN    Arisuborg-ɑ
[06:55] Friendly Yellow
    You will see the tears of money.
[06:58] Ally Green
    Yours sounds the most unrealistic.
[07:01] Pink
    That was amazing.
[07:03] Pink
    Who made that?
[07:05] Friendly Yellow
    Sebas did the script, storyboards, key art,
    backgrounds, photography, editing,
[07:09] Friendly Yellow
    all by himself, all in one night.
[07:10] Poor Guy
    Why don't we just let Sebas do everything?
[07:15] Ally Green
    This may all be way too much for
    high schoolers to do by ourselves.
[07:21] But he IS 2D!
    Oh, have you forgotten
[07:23] But he IS 2D!
    about the Anime Club's most
    well-read, intellectual
[07:26] But he IS 2D!
    Kouenji Miko?
[07:29] But he IS 2D!
    My proposal is for an alternate
    world summoner story.
[07:32] Friendly Yellow
    There's no way we'll be able to do all that.
[07:35] But he IS 2D!
    It'll be three minutes long.
[07:38] Puke Green
    I see, an anime short.
[07:40] Ally Green
    Right, that's one option.
[07:42] Pink
    An anime short?
[07:45] Ally Green
    There are many three-minute
    and five-minute long anime,
[07:48] Ally Green
    since anime budgets and production
    time are in short supply these days.
[07:52] Ally Green
    Those are anime shorts.
[07:54] But he IS 2D!
    In Yasuda and Iwakura,
[07:55] But he IS 2D!
    they use the same 30-second shot in every minute-and-a-half episode,
[07:58] But he IS 2D!
    while the screenwriter worked really
    hard each episode to write to length.
[08:02] Puke Green
    There are lighter anime, like Immun-kun,
[08:05] Puke Green
    which are targeted at a broader
    audience beyond just anime fans.
[08:08] Puke Green
    In Malcom Gakuen, they hired a
    ton of high-profile voice actors
[08:11] Puke Green
    from the original games
    for a really short anime,
[08:14] Puke Green
    and earned a reputation for being
    a complete waste of voice talent.
[08:18] Friendly Yellow
    What's Up, Girl ZOO!, also known as Whagzoo
[08:20] Friendly Yellow
    shows a character dying in each episode,
[08:22] Friendly Yellow
    despite being an idol anime spin-off.
[08:24] Friendly Yellow
    It's popular among fans of crazy anime.
[08:27] Ally Green
    They stuff as much ideas and content
    as they can into a limited time span.
[08:32] Ally Green
    It's amazing how satisfying they are.
[08:35] But he IS 2D!
    I also like how convenient it is to
    watch them online with your smartphone.
[08:39] Puke Green
    It's easy to get through them, too.
[08:42] Ally Green
    It's settled.
[08:43] Ally Green
    Mikocchi, could you start on
    the screenplay right away?
[08:46] But he IS 2D!
    Got it.
[08:47] But he IS 2D!
    An anime short script is a piece of cake.
SIGN    First Script Meeting
[08:52] Ally Green
    Let's begin the script meeting.
[08:55] But he IS 2D!
    It's a pleasure to work with you all.
[08:59] Friendly Yellow
    The protagonist walks into a shopping
    center door, and it's an alternate world?
[09:03] Friendly Yellow
    Is that interesting at all?
[09:05] But he IS 2D!
    The first issue in any alternate
    world story is food.
[09:08] Puke Green
    Who even cares?
SIGN    Fourth Script Meeting
[09:13] Pink
    I definitely want a moving scene.
SIGN    Eighth Script Meeting
[09:19] Ally Green
    We'll need a transformation scene.
SIGN    Thirteenth Script Meeting
[09:23] Poor Guy
    About this scene...
[09:24] Poor Guy
    I came up with a concept for a way
    more spectacular special ability.
[09:27] Poor Guy
    I wrote alternate dialogue, too.
SIGN    28th Script Meeting
[09:32] Puke Green
    It's missing a mid-story climax.
[09:34] Puke Green
    Let's have a concert scene.
SIGN    45th Script Meeting
[09:40] Pink
    Where do the commercials go?
[09:42] Friendly Yellow
    For an anime short?
[09:44] Ally Green
    I think it would be funny.
[09:46] Ally Green
    Like, bam, like in the middle of the story.
SIGN    Miko Quits Writing
SIGN    53rd Script Meeting
[10:01] Pink
    Lunch break's going to end soon.
[10:04] Puke Green
    We're kind of stuck.
[10:06] Poor Guy
    We underestimated anime shorts.
[10:09] Friendly Yellow
    It's actually pretty hard making
    a short show interesting.
[10:15] Ally Green
    Hey, Mikocchi, we still haven't come up
    with any ideas after all this discussion.
[10:19] Ally Green
    I don't think it's a problem with the
    dialogue or anything minor like that.
[10:24] Ally Green
    Why don't we go back to the drawing board?
[10:27] But he IS 2D!
    The drawing board?
[10:31] Ally Green
    Think it over from the top.
[10:35] Ally Green
    The first one was the best.
[10:38] Ally Green
    Let's change it back. Have
    it done by after school today.
[10:42] But he IS 2D!
    I'm sick of you ordering me around.
[10:45] But he IS 2D!
    Do you have any idea how much work it
    is to write from scratch, you jerk?!
[10:50] But he IS 2D!
    I don't care, figure it out yourselves!
[10:53] Poor Guy
    The scriptwriter's down.
[10:55] Puke Green
    Anime production problems.
[10:58] But he IS 2D!
    Don't stop me, let me sleep!
[11:03] But he IS 2D!
    No, I'm sleeping!
[11:04] But he IS 2D!
    Now!
[11:05] But he IS 2D!
    Here!
[11:07] Pink
    Ow...
[11:24] Friendly Yellow
    They're image boards for anime.
[11:30] Pink
    "Don't... open... it"?
[11:34] Pink
    I'm... sor... ry.
[11:36] Puke Green
    It looks like something that the
    old Anime Club members drew.
[11:40] Poor Guy
    The concept is a complete mess.
[11:42] Friendly Yellow
    But they have everything we like.
[11:48] Pink
    This is...
[11:50] Pink
    A lot like the anime I saw a long time ago.
[11:53] Pink
    That anime I saw as a kid was a complete
    mess, too, but it was really interesting.
[11:58] Friendly Yellow
    Oh, the one you were talking about.
[12:00] Pink
    I think it'll be fun if we each made our
    own characters and have our own voice.
[12:04] Pink
    Let's do this.
[12:06] Ally Green
    I see.
[12:07] Ally Green
    Can you do the script, Mikocchi?
[12:09] But he IS 2D!
    Nope.
[12:11] Ally Green
    Come on, chan-Miko!
[12:14] Ally Green
    You're the only one who can write.
[12:17] Ally Green
    You read a ton, you write fast,
[12:20] Ally Green
    and you always put up with all our revisions.
[12:26] Poor Guy
    She's a producer.
[12:28] Friendly Yellow
    She's a producer.
[12:30] Ally Green
    Okay, so I'm the producer.
[12:33] Ally Green
    Why don't we decide on everyone's roles?
[12:35] Friendly Yellow
    I'll be the character designer.
[12:38] Poor Guy
    I can do all the digital production.
[12:41] Puke Green
    I'll do the audio work.
[12:43] Ally Green
    I guess Gomon-sensei can be
    the production assistant.
[12:48] Pink
    U-Uh, what about me?
[12:51] Ally Green
    There's something only you can do, Minoacchi.
[12:53] Pink
    Oh, right, like taking out the trash.
[12:57] Ally Green
    You're the director.
[12:58] Pink
    D-Director?
[13:00] Ally Green
    You're the one who came up with the idea.
[13:03] Ally Green
    Write up the story with Mikocchi, and once
    you have a script, draw the storyboards.
[13:09] Pink
    What's a storyboard?
SIGN    Final
[13:22] But he IS 2D!
    Take it from here.
[13:24] Ally Green
    Good work.
[13:26] Pink
    Uh, what do I do?
[13:28] Pink
    A storyboard?
[13:29] Puke Green
    A storyboard is an anime's blueprint.
[13:32] Puke Green
    You take the script, and draw up the specifics
[13:34] Puke Green
    on things like settings, atmosphere,
    and character actions.
[13:37] Puke Green
    You should take a look at other anime.
SIGN    Gekigenki G
[13:40] Pink
    O-Okay.
[13:42] Pink
    I'll see what I can do.
[13:46] Mega-Mii
    Mii-chan, bath's ready.
[13:49] Pink
    I'll take a bath later.
[13:50] Mega-Mii
    What's up?
[13:51] Pink
    My club's making an anime, so I'm
    looking for storyboard references.
SIGN    Punch scene Make the hand big
[13:58] Mega-Mii
    Let me know if there's
    anything I can help with.
[14:00] Pink
    Oh, we don't have a voice
    actress for Cute Girl A.
[14:03] Pink
    Can I ask you to do it?
[14:05] Mega-Mii
    Cute girl?
[14:06] Mega-Mii
    Sure!
[14:07] Pink
    Now I just need Man A...
[14:11] Mega-Mii
    Dad, are you sick?
[14:12] Nerdad
    N-No, it's nothing.
SIGN    Scene | Visual | Content
SIGN    Cute Girl A cries to Man A.
SIGN    Magical Erika: "Heh, So long as your RoboArisu is down, you have no chance of defeating me!"
SIGN    Idol Kouki enters from the left. He's sparkly.
SIGN    Idol Kouki smiles. Idol Kouki: "You've got this! I'm here for you!"
SIGN    Yuirin enters from the right.
[14:24] But he IS 2D!
    You deleted the dialogue there?
[14:27] Pink
    S-Sorry.
[14:28] Pink
    It got too long with the action there.
[14:31] But he IS 2D!
    No one wants script writers.
[14:34] Pink
    I will... I'll do my best to include it, okay?
[14:38] Friendly Yellow
    The character design is coming along, too.
[14:41] Friendly Yellow
    I definitely have to be super gorgeous.
[14:45] Puke Green
    You have too many lines.
[14:47] Puke Green
    We can't animate this.
[14:49] Puke Green
    Fix it.
SIGN    Anime Club Asagaya Minoa
SIGN    Final
[14:54] Pink
    Take it from here.
[14:57] Ally Green
    Good work.
[14:59] But he IS 2D!
    I feel like it's been changed a lot.
[15:01] But he IS 2D!
    I don't know.
[15:02] Ally Green
    Come on, chan-Miko.
[15:05] Ally Green
    Minoacchi's doing her best
    to make it interesting.
[15:07] Ally Green
    This'll look good on your resume, too.
[15:11] But he IS 2D!
    Right.
[15:11] Ally Green
    Are we good?
[15:15] Ally Green
    Okay, let's get this done.
SIGN    Anime Club Original Animation Project
[15:26] [SONG] Text
    Urgently Needed!!
    Cute Girl A
    Man A
SIGN    A beam extends towards RoboArisu
SIGN    Mad King Kai appears between RoboArisu and Magical Erika.
[15:55] Enemey Yellow
    President, it appears that the anime
    club's anime project is progressing.
[15:59] Enemy Green
    It's never going to turn out good.
SIGN    Studio
[16:05] Puke Green
    Is everyone here?
[16:07] A
    Yes.
[16:08] Puke Green
    The dubbing is the moment that the
    characters are brought to life.
[16:11] Puke Green
    I'm counting on you.
[16:13] Sports
    I'm the magician?
[16:15] Pink
    Yeah.
[16:16] Pink
    Be your usual energetic self, Yui-chan.
[16:18] Pink
    Neko-senpai, you do the meowing.
[16:21] Pink
    Oh, yeah, Nakano-senpai, my sister had
    club work, so she couldn't make time.
[16:26] Puke Green
    We can record her separately. Don't worry.
[16:29] Puke Green
    Okay, why don't we go through the
    video to get a sense of the timing?
[16:37] Pink
    Black and white?
[16:38] Puke Green
    It is.
[16:39] Puke Green
    The visuals aren't necessarily done
    by the time the dubbing happens.
[16:44] Puke Green
    We're lucky we have rough art, even.
[16:46] Puke Green
    Sometimes, when they don't have enough time,
[16:48] Puke Green
    they have to record based on
    video made from the storyboards.
[16:53] Puke Green
    Professional voice actors work with what
    they have to capture the characters' emotions
[16:58] Puke Green
    and expressions to put on
    beautiful performances.
SIGN    Fuyuhiko
[17:00] Puke Green
    Amazing, huh?
[17:02] Puke Green
    All right, here we go, the actual take.
[17:10] Pink
    Here we go.
[17:11] Pink
    Go, RoboArisu!
[17:13] Friendly Yellow
    Schwing!
[17:15] Puke Green
    Stop, stop.
[17:17] Puke Green
    Arisu-chan, you're putting
    too much emotion into it.
[17:20] Puke Green
    Try to be more mech-like.
[17:21] Friendly Yellow
    With all due respect, I'm the main character.
[17:24] Friendly Yellow
    It needs to be emotional.
[17:25] Puke Green
    The robot isn't the main character.
[17:26] Puke Green
    Once more.
[17:27] Friendly Yellow
    B-But...
[17:29] Friendly Yellow
    Schwing!
[17:31] Puke Green
    That's too weak.
[17:34] Friendly Yellow
    Not enough money.
[17:36] Friendly Yellow
    Not enough money.
[17:38] Ally Green
    Heh, heh, it's morphin' time!
[17:40] Puke Green
    Stop, stop.
[17:42] Puke Green
    Erika-senpai, you breathed on the mic.
[17:44] Puke Green
    Watch out for the H-syllables.
[17:46] Puke Green
    And Arisu-chan...
[17:48] Friendly Yellow
    Me, again?
[17:49] Puke Green
    Can you speak the G-syllables
    through your nose?
[17:52] Puke Green
    Make them velar nasals.
[17:53] Friendly Yellow
    Velar nasals?
[17:55] Puke Green
    It's a technique for making voiced G
    consonants sound pleasant to the ear.
[17:59] Friendly Yellow
    I-I don't get it.
[18:01] Puke Green
    Not that "G."
[18:05] Poor Guy
    Behold, Kaikai Blade! I mean, Musashisakai—
[18:09] Puke Green
    Stop.
[18:10] Puke Green
    We don't need your ad lib.
[18:13] Poor Guy
    The humiliation!
[18:17] Sports
    My name is Yuirin!
[18:19] Sports
    I'm a magician that loves
    excitement and explosions!
[18:22] Puke Green
    Okay, you're good at this.
[18:24] Sports
    Thank you.
[18:27] Puke Green
    Well, you are a guest.
[18:29] >3
    Meow.
[18:30] Puke Green
    Once more.
[18:32] Puke Green
    Can you be more cat-like?
[18:35] Poor Guy
    You're telling me to fly?
[18:38] Puke Green
    Don't worry, we can do it.
[18:41] But he IS 2D!
    That was good!
[18:42] But he IS 2D!
    That was absolutely great!
[18:43] But he IS 2D!
    It was so good, do it again, thank you!
[18:48] Pink
    The Earth is saved once again.
[18:54] Puke Green
    Okay, Minoa-chan.
[18:57] Pink
    It's over.
SIGN    Good Work on the Dubbing
[19:06] Pink
    Wh-What's this?
[19:08] Puke Green
    It's one of those post-dubbing things.
[19:11] Puke Green
    Good work, everyone.
[19:13] Puke Green
    Now we need to match the art to the
    dialogue and add sound effects.
[19:16] Puke Green
    We're getting close to the end.
[19:18] Pink
    Oh, yeah.
[19:20] Pink
    You're right.
[19:21] Pink
    There's still work to do,
[19:24] Pink
    but we're almost done making the
    anime, thanks to everyone's help.
[19:27] Ally Green
    Now that we're done dubbing,
    we're picking up steam.
[19:30] Friendly Yellow
    We've won!
[19:33] Pink
    Let's do this!
[19:42] Blue Chuck from Avatar
    One more scene.
[19:44] Blue Chuck from Avatar
    We just need one more scene.
[19:47] Ally Green
    The ending theme still isn't done?
[19:49] Ally Green
    We won't have it in time for editing!
[19:52] Ally Green
    You're a failure of a creator
    if you can't meet deadlines.
[19:55] Friendly Yellow
    This doesn't look anything like my character.
[19:58] But he IS 2D!
    Do you have a problem with my art?
[20:00] Friendly Yellow
    Plenty.
[20:01] Friendly Yellow
    Do you want me to redo everything?
[20:03] Pink
    Sorry, please, thank you, Arisu-chan.
[20:09] Pink
    Just a little more.
[20:12] Enemy Green
    President, this is bad!
[20:14] Enemey Yellow
    The Anime Club's anime is nearing completion.
[20:18] Darth Purple
    I see.
[20:20] Darth Purple
    Inform all clubs to cease
    cooperation with the Anime Club.
[20:24] Darth Purple
    Should they resist,
    their clubs will be shut down.
[20:27] Enemey Yellow
    That's taking it too—
[20:28] Darth Purple
    I'm ordering you, as the
    student council president.
[20:32] Darth Purple
    Inform them immediately.
[20:34] Enemey Yellow
    O-Okay.
[20:36] Darth Purple
    Oh, one more thing.
[20:43] Pink
    It looks good.
[20:44] Poor Guy
    Three more days until the school festival.
[20:46] Poor Guy
    I think we can make it!
[20:48] Friendly Yellow
    This is bad!
[20:50] Friendly Yellow
    Gomon-sensei...
[20:51] Pink
    What about Gomon-sensei?
SIGN    Please don't look for me.
[20:55] Poor Guy
    The production assistant escapes?!
[20:58] Puke Green
    It's one of those things.
[21:00] Ally Green
    The concert band refuses
    to do the ending song.
[21:03] But he IS 2D!
    The broadcasting club says they can't lend
    us the studio to record the remaining lines.
[21:06] Pink
    What happened all of a sudden?
[21:11] Darth Purple
    I have a message for the Anime Club.
[21:13] Darth Purple
    We've prepared a special place for you.
[21:19] Darth Purple
    It's a special stage at the track field.
SIGN    B. Seating Area
[21:21] Darth Purple
    If you can't fill this up, we'll
    deem your presentation a failure.
SIGN    A. Special Stage
SIGN    Sakaneko Academy Festival Venue
[21:29] Ally Green
    Tsubaki, why?
[21:32] Darth Purple
    I look forward to an amazing performance.
[21:45] Friendly Yellow
    There's no way the anime screening
    can fill the seats by itself.
[21:50] Pink
    I think we might be out of options...
[23:24] >3
    I wish I had some lines.
[23:26] >3
    All I say is "meow."
[23:29] >3
    Of course, I gave it all I had.
[23:31] >3
    Next episode, calamity
    befalls the Anime Club.
[23:34] >3
    We're literally five seconds
    to dropping the anime.
[23:37] >3
    Just please, don't deliver
    the show on the day-of.

8 - Arisu Can't Make Enough Money

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[00:00] Pink
    Previously on Anime-Gataris*!
[00:03] Pink
    The student council has made a complaint*
    about the anime club's school festival event.
[00:07] Pink
    We all tried together to come
    up with something to present.
[00:10] (Flashback) But he IS 2D
    An anime short script is a piece of cake.
[00:12] Pink
    And we decided to make an anime
    short that Miko-chan proposed.
[00:15] (Flashback) But he IS 2D
    You jerk!
[00:17] Pink
    We all worked hard together.
[00:18] Pink
    We were almost done, when...
[00:21] (Flashback) Darth Purple
    If you can't fill this up,
    we'll deem your presentation a failure.
[00:25] Pink
    We might really end up
    getting shut down this time.

[00:31] Pink
    My name is Yuirin!
[00:32] Pink
    I'm a magician that loves
    excitement and explosions!
[00:39] Pink
    My name is...
[00:41] Pink
    My name...
[00:43] Pink
    Am I doing this right?
[00:45] Pink
    I'm not used to talking cutely.
[00:48] Pink
    Oh, what if I add some shouting?
[00:52] Pink
    My name is...
[00:53] Pink
    Yuirin!
[00:55] Pink
    That seems good.
[00:56] Pink
    Hi, can I say my line like that?
[02:32] Green
    Wait, Tsubaki.
[02:35] Anti-Purple
    I'll be looking forward to it,
    Anime Club President.
[02:39] Anti-Green
    P-President!
[02:42] Anti-Orange
    Pardon us.
[02:45] Pink
    Erika-senpai, any luck with the
    student council president?
[02:50] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    How are we supposed to fill that huge venue?
[02:53] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    There are a ton of unfinished
    scenes in the anime.
[02:57] Ohoho
    The ending dance scene is
    nowhere near done, too.
[03:01] Pink
    I know.
[03:03] Pink
    What should we do?
[03:05] Idolmonster
    Don't worry, Minoa-chan.
[03:07] Pink
    Nakano-senpai.
[03:09] Idolmonster
    Even if it doesn't get finished,
    we should present it.
[03:12] Idolmonster
    It'll be a testament to our
    anime club's existence.
[03:19] Green
    A testament to our existence, huh?
[03:22] Pink
    No, I don't want it to be unfinished.
[03:24] Pink
    I...
[03:25] Ohoho
    Minoa...
[03:27] Green
    There's just no way to finish
    it on time, given our schedule.
[03:32] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    There's nothing more we can do.
[03:40] Pink
    Everyone's really tired.
[03:42] Pink
    I can't blame them.
[03:44] Pink
    If I, as the director, called it quits...
[03:50] Pink
    Sorry, everyone.
[03:51] Pink
    Give me a day to think.
[04:03] Bigger-Mii
    Mii-chan.
[04:04] Bigger-Mii
    What's wrong? You haven't even had dinner.
[04:07] Mini-Mii
    Onee-chan...
[04:10] Bigger-Mii
    I had no idea.
[04:13] Mini-Mii
    Sorry, we can't use the
    dubbing room anymore, either.
[04:17] Bigger-Mii
    Too bad.
[04:17] Bigger-Mii
    I was looking forward to it.
[04:19] Bigger-Mii
    I mean, I'm Cute Girl A.
[04:22] Pink
    It's a great scene.
[04:23] Pink
    You show up looking really sharp,
[04:26] Pink
    and for the ending, we had the dance
    scene that Mom choreographed for us.
[04:32] Bigger-Mii
    That looks awesome.
[04:34] Mini-Mii
    It's not done yet, though.
[04:36] Daddy-Mii
    Use this.
[04:39] Daddy-Mii
    It's a DAT recorder.
[04:41] Daddy-Mii
    You can record short lines at home.
[04:44] Mini-Mii
    Dad.
[04:46] Daddy-Mii
    I was really happy to see you
    working hard towards something.
[04:52] Daddy-Mii
    Listen, Minoa!
[04:53] Daddy-Mii
    Remember how it was on AKIBAKO?
[04:55] Daddy-Mii
    Anime production is always
    a race against time.
[04:59] Daddy-Mii
    Every moment, up to the minute
    it airs, is put to use.
[05:04] Daddy-Mii
    Why do they do that?
[05:06] Daddy-Mii
    Why else?
[05:07] Daddy-Mii
    It's for the sake of the fans looking
    forward to the completed anime.
[05:10] Daddy-Mii
    For the people watching anime!
[05:13] Daddy-Mii
    Don't you remember being excited about
    the upcoming anime when you were little?
[05:17] Daddy-Mii
    Now it's your turn to make anime.
[05:19] Daddy-Mii
    Don't you ever give up,
    no matter how tough it gets.
[05:22] Daddy-Mii
    You have two days, including tomorrow.
[05:23] Daddy-Mii
    Two days is enough to finish a whole book!
[05:26] Mini-Mii
    A new book? What?
[05:28] Daddy-Mii
    Oh, that's, well...
[05:31] Bigger-Mii
    Why are you getting so intense over anime?
[05:34] Bigger-Mii
    Dad, are you...
[05:36] Mommy-Mii
    That's right, Dad's an otaku.
[05:42] Bigger-Mii
    S-Since when?!
[05:43] Mini-Mii
    I had no idea.
[05:46] Mommy-Mii
    Oh, didn't you meet him in summer by the sea?
[05:50] Mini-Mii
    By the sea?
[05:53] Mini-Mii
    Wait, he was at the event?
[05:56] Mommy-Mii
    He's there every year.
[05:58] Mommy-Mii
    It's his purpose in life.
[06:01] Daddy-Mii
    It's over!
[06:02] Daddy-Mii
    All this effort to put together the
    perfect, dignified father image!
[06:05] Daddy-Mii
    It's all over!
[06:07] Bigger-Mii
    You've never had dignity.
[06:10] Mini-Mii
    That's not true.
[06:14] Mini-Mii
    You were really badass
    preaching about anime, Dad.
[06:18] Daddy-Mii
    Minoa...
[06:20] Daddy-Mii
    You finally understand!
[06:23] Daddy-Mii
    I'm so lucky to have such great daughters.
[06:25] Bigger-Mii
    Anyway, I'm going to borrow this.
[06:28] Mini-Mii
    I don't know if it's worth recording.
    We might not be able to finish the anime.
[06:33] Bigger-Mii
    You're the director, aren't you?
[06:35] Mini-Mii
    Y-Yeah.
[06:37] Bigger-Mii
    So just talk to everyone tomorrow
    about what you want to do.
[06:42] Mini-Mii
    What I want to do?
[06:44] Bigger-Mii
    That's right.
[06:45] Bigger-Mii
    It's just like a sports club.
[06:47] Bigger-Mii
    The coach's passion brings the team together
[06:49] Bigger-Mii
    and points everyone towards one goal, right?
[06:52] Mini-Mii
    Onee-chan...
[06:59] Bigger-Mii
    Okay, here I go, Cute Girl A.
[07:01] Daddy-Mii
    Man A is here, too.
[07:04] Bigger-Mii
    You're too close!
[07:07] Daddy-Mii
    You hit me.
[07:08] Daddy-Mii
    Not even Mom's hit me.
[07:10] Mommy-Mii
    Come on, now, don't lie.
SIGN    Anime Club (6)
SIGN    Guys... Meet up at the club room during lunch break tomorrow!
[07:26] Sports
    I'm turning.
[07:31] Sports
    Minoa, how's the anime coming along?
[07:33] Mini-Mii
    I-It's almost done.
[07:36] Mini-Mii
    Sorry I can't help out in class too much.
[07:40] Sports
    Leave that to me.
[07:42] Sports
    Break a leg.
[07:44] Mini-Mii
    Okay.
[07:54] >3
    What's up? It's marked as read,
    but they're ignoring you?
[07:58] Mini-Mii
    Why are you up there?
[08:00] >3
    I don't need to tell you!
[08:05] Mini-Mii
    Jeez, it's not that they're
    reading it and ignoring me.
[08:09] >3
    So they're legit ignoring you.
[08:11] Mini-Mii
    You didn't have to be that blunt about it.
[08:20] Mini-Mii
    No one's read it since yesterday.
[08:22] Mini-Mii
    Maybe it's no use.
[08:25] >3
    They probably half-assed it because they
    didn't think they could finish it to begin with.
[08:30] Mini-Mii
    That's not true!
[08:33] Mini-Mii
    We spent the last three
    months making the anime.
[08:36] Mini-Mii
    We hit so many problems.
[08:38] Mini-Mii
    But we got this far because
    everyone helped out.
[08:41] Mini-Mii
    I could never have done anything by myself.
[08:44] Mini-Mii
    I'm the director. I know better than
    anyone how hard everyone's been working.
[08:49] Mini-Mii
    So I can't give up now.
[08:52] Mini-Mii
    I, I...
[08:59] >3
    Good.
SIGN    Scene 34
[09:01] [SONG] Text
    Scene 29
[09:03] Mini-Mii
    I'm not giving up.
SIGN    Scene 25
[09:05] Mini-Mii
    I'm going to do everything I can.
SIGN    Scene 35
[09:12] Green
    Sorry I'm late.
[09:16] Green
    I brought the unfinished
    scenes from the art club.
[09:20] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    I finished the novel adaptation.
[09:23] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    I thought we could use scenes from
    our production for the ending.
[09:27] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    I edited it together.
[09:29] Idolmonster
    I recorded the missing sound effects at home.
[09:32] Ohoho
    I studied the latest shows and
    finished up the action scenes.
[09:39] Boring Chuck from Under the Table
    Good nap.
[09:43] Mini-Mii
    G-Guys...
[09:45] Mini-Mii
    Why?
[09:47] Mini-Mii
    I thought you didn't read my LINE message.
[09:50] Green
    Your LINE message?
[09:51] Idolmonster
    Oh.
[09:52] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    I was focused on work the whole night.
[09:56] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    I never saw it.
[09:58] Ohoho
    My phone was turned off.
[10:00] Mini-Mii
    Thank goodness, I totally thought...
[10:03] Ohoho
    You thought what?
[10:04] Mini-Mii
    ...that you'd all given—
[10:06] Green
    But our director hadn't
    given up at all, Minoacchi.
[10:12] Mini-Mii
    You're right.
[10:16] Mini-Mii
    All right!
[10:18] Green
    That aside, it's going to be tough
    getting people to fill the seats.
[10:22] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    Give up now, and it's over.
[10:24] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    A famous quote from Slash Dunk.
[10:26] Green
    We need to learn from school club anime, huh?
[10:29] Mini-Mii
    School club anime...
[10:33] Ohoho
    What is it?
[10:36] Mini-Mii
    Guys, I think we can use these.
[10:41] Ohoho
    Club Anime Talk!
[10:43] Mini-Mii
    Participants wanted!
[10:46] Sports
    What's Club Anime Talk?
[10:49] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    You get to stand on a special
    stage to talk about your club,
[10:52] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    as we watch club anime together.
[10:54] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    For the baseball club,
    it would be Ace of Bench,
[10:57] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    and for tennis it would be
    Fresh Prince of Tennis.
[10:59] Generic Sports Guy A
    Wow, that takes me back.
[11:01] Generic Sports Girl A
    I used to watch that when I was little.
[11:04] Green
    We should be able to present our club's work
    and all enjoy the school festival together.
[11:09] Mini-Mii
    We want to make it into a festival
[11:11] Mini-Mii
    where people with all kinds of tastes
    can discuss it to their hearts' content.
[11:15] Generic Sports Girl A
    That sounds fun.
[11:16] Generic Sports Girl A
    I'm in!
[11:17] B
    Me, too.
[11:18] C
    Me, too.
[11:19] D
    Me, too.
[11:24] Anti-Purple
    It's futile.
[11:30] >3
    My turn already?!
[11:32] >3
    It's not the ending yet.
[11:33] >3
    Next episode, the legendary idol... Wait, no.
[11:36] >3
    Killer artwork...
[11:37] >3
    Wait, no time?
[11:39] >3
    Hang on!
SIGN    Arisu Can't Make Enough Money
[11:41] >3
    There! There it is!
[11:43] ---
    Retake!
[11:53] >3
    Man, don't point the camera
    at me without warning.
[11:57] >3
    I'm not good at ad lib.
[12:02] ---
    All right, I'm off!
[12:04] Bigger-Mii
    Mii-chan, you have a milk mustache.
[12:06] Mommy-Mii
    Good luck, Mii-chan.
[12:10] Bigger-Mii
    I'll go watch with my friend.
[12:12] Mini-Mii
    Okay.
[12:13] Mini-Mii
    Thanks.
[12:14] Daddy-Mii
    Minoa.
[12:16] Daddy-Mii
    I believe in you, so you believe in you.
[12:21] Mini-Mii
    That's from Guden Daran, isn't it?
[12:25] Mini-Mii
    Thanks, Dad.
[12:27] Mini-Mii
    I'm heading out.
[12:29] Bigger-Mii
    See you.
[12:32] Bigger-Mii
    Now, time to get ready to go.
[12:36] Bigger-Mii
    Dad, what's with the outfit?
[12:38] Daddy-Mii
    Look at Minoa working so hard.
[12:40] Daddy-Mii
    Her Dad's got to do what he can, too.
[12:43] Mommy-Mii
    You're great, dear.
[12:46] Daddy-Mii
    Honey...
[12:47] Bigger-Mii
    Okay, okay.
[12:49] Mommy-Mii
    Oh, yeah, you invited your
    friends, didn't you?
[12:53] Mommy-Mii
    Yeah.
[12:54] Mommy-Mii
    Mii-chan's going to be surprised.
SIGN    Sakaneko Festival
[13:03] Daddy-Mii
    This way.
[13:05] Daddy-Mii
    Form two lines. Don't shove.
[13:08] Green
    Anime Club screening event.
[13:12] Green
    Please be there.
[13:14] Idolmonster
    I hope you're all there.
[13:17] A
    Only for you, Senpai!
SIGN    Anime Club Original Anime Screening
[13:19] Green
    Here.
[13:22] Bigger-Mii
    This is the one.
[13:23] Bigger-Mii
    I'll be there.
[13:24] Green
    Thank you.
[13:31] Green
    That girl reminds me of someone.
[13:37] Mini-Mii
    This is the Club Anime Talk and anime
    screening hosted by the Anime Club.
[13:43] Shampoo
    Nihao, Minoa.
[13:48] Mini-Mii
    Beibei-chan.
[13:49] Mini-Mii
    Why?
[13:51] Bigger-Mii
    Mii-chan.
[13:51] Mini-Mii
    Onee-chan.
[13:53] Bigger-Mii
    She's my classmate.
[13:54] Bigger-Mii
    I told her about you,
    and she said she knew you.
[13:58] Mini-Mii
    You're studying at Onee-chan's school?
[14:00] Shampoo
    Making anime in a club?
[14:02] Shampoo
    Japan's amazing.
[14:04] Shampoo
    I'd like to make anime
    when I get back to China.
[14:08] Mini-Mii
    It's fun.
[14:10] Mini-Mii
    Ask me anything.
[14:11] Shampoo
    Okay.
SIGN    Anime Club Original Anime Screening Club Anime Talk
[14:34] Anti-Green
    President, the Anime Club!
[14:37] Anti-Orange
    They currently have roughly
    80% of the seats filled.
[14:48] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    Are we really going with that title?
[14:51] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    There isn't so much as a
    trace of the original script.
[14:53] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    Can't I have at least that much?
[14:56] Green
    I got the audience warmed up.
[14:58] Green
    Are you ready?
[15:00] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    I did my best to finish the missing
    scenes until the last minute, but.
[15:04] Ohoho
    But we couldn't finish
    the ending song and art.
[15:09] Mini-Mii
    Thank you.
[15:10] Mini-Mii
    We did the best we could.
[15:13] Mini-Mii
    Thank you all very much.
[15:21] Idolmonster
    I have an idea.
[15:36] Green
    B-But that's...
[15:39] Idolmonster
    I'm sure you can pull it off, Minoa-chan.
[15:41] Ohoho
    I think it's worth giving
    it a shot unrehearsed.
[15:45] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    I feel uneasy about this,
    but I'll take one for the team.
[15:49] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    I can't think of anything to be uneasy about.
[15:52] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    I have nothing but hope!
[15:57] Pink
    All right.
[15:59] Pink
    I'll give it a try.
[16:01] Green
    The wait is over.
[16:03] Green
    We'll hereby begin the screening of
    the anime club's original anime short.
SIGN    "Space Girl Magical Robot Travels to Another World,
    Where She Sings and Dances,
    but in the End She Ascends to Heaven
    and the Two Are United"
[16:23] Pink
    Here we go.
[16:24] Pink
    RoboArisu, away!
[16:30] RoboArisu
    Monies!
[16:33] Pink
    Stand!
[16:34] Pink
    Stand, RoboArisu!
[16:39] RoboArisu
    Not enough money.
[16:40] RoboArisu
    Not enough money.
[16:42] RoboArisu
    Shutting down.
[16:47] Green
    Transform!
[16:50] Green
    Hear me!
[16:52] Green
    Warrior of love, hope, and magic!
[17:12] Green
    Magic Girl Erika!
[17:14] Green
    Let's end this, RoboArisu!
[17:24] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    Come, Kaikai Blade!
[17:27] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    Behold, Mad King Kai has
    descended from the nether world
[17:31] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    to cast the most powerful defense spell!
[17:34] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    Satanic Extra Strongest Shield!
[17:42] Green
    What are you, delusional?
[17:51] Bishoujo A?
    Grandpa, don't die!
[17:54] Bishoujo A?
    Grandfather!
[17:56] Daddy-Mii
    Dad will not die!
[17:57] Daddy-Mii
    He will be reborn!
[17:59] Mommy-Mii
    Bath's ready, dear.
[17:59] Daddy-Mii
    Maya!
[18:02] Bishoujo A?
    Hurry up and die.
[18:04] Green
    So long as RoboArisu is disabled,
    you don't stand a chance.
[18:10] Idolmonster
    Hang in there.
[18:11] Idolmonster
    I have your back.
[18:15] Ekusupurojon
    My name is Yuirin!
[18:17] Ekusupurojon
    I'm a magician that loves
    excitement and explosions!
[18:25] Mini-Mii
    Now, everyone!
[18:27] Mini-Mii
    We all need to cheer for RoboArisu.
[18:30] Sports
    Go, RoboArisu!
[18:33] Sports B
    RoboArisu!
[18:35] Sports C
    Get up, you lump of scrap!
[18:44] RoboArisu
    Payment complete.
[18:48] Mini-Mii
    RoboArisu, fire the Money Beam!
[18:52] RoboArisu
    Money!
[18:55] Green
    I-Is this the power of money?!
[19:06] Idolmonster
    Good luck.
[19:09] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    Ringon... Ringon...
[19:12] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    W-Wait, why me?
[19:14] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    Let go!
[19:16] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    Are you telling me to fly?
[19:19] Idolmonster
    Don't worry.
[19:20] Idolmonster
    We can fly.
[19:25] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    A-And the two are united in heaven.
[19:31] >3
    Meow.
[19:39] Pink
    And peace on Earth is protected again.
[19:42] RoboArisu
    Monies!
[19:50] A
    That was pretty good, huh?
[19:51] B
    Yeah.
[19:54] Sport
    That was great!
[19:56] Bigger-Mii
    Hey, what about the ending?
[19:58] Shampoo
    I want to see more!
[20:01] Green
    All right, everyone, it's time for the ending.
[20:05] Idolmonster
    Start the music.
[21:33] >3
    Good job, kids!
[21:42] Boring Chuck from Under the Table
    That choreography...
[21:44] Boring Chuck from Under the Table
    That choreography is the legendary...
[21:49] ---
    Minoa!
[21:53] Mini-Mii
    Arisu-chan!
[21:54] Mini-Mii
    Miko-chan!
[21:56] Ohoho
    Stop, Minoa, I can't breathe.
[21:59] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    I guess this is all right once in a while.
[22:01] Green
    Minoacchi!
[22:03] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    I can't help but be moved to tears!
[22:06] Idolmonster
    That was an amazing concert,
    my little kittens.
[22:20] Anti-Purple
    Yes.
[22:21] Anti-Purple
    I'm sorry, Principal.
[23:07] A
    That was great, President!
[23:10] B
    Thanks.
[23:10] A
    Let's keep going.
[23:12] B
    What did we have next?
[23:13] B
    Hello?
[23:13] A
    It's your favorite, President.
[23:14] B
    Stay longer? Of course.
[23:17] A
    Oh, I'll have a cola.
[23:19] B
    One more for cola.
[23:21] A
    Oh, I'll have French fries.
[23:23] B
    French fries and honey toast, please.
[23:27] A
    Pretty Fairy!
[23:31] B
    Enemies of Mother Earth,
    cease your evil deeds!
[23:36] ---
    Cease them!

9 - The Anime Club: Forever Snobs

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[00:00] Ojohojo
    All right, here's to a successful
    school festival concert.
SIGN    Anime Club
[00:05] Ojohojo
    Cheers!
[00:06] A
    Cheers!
SIGN    Thank you for a successful school festival! After-party
[00:09] ---
    Great job, everyone!
[00:10] ---
    Yeah, great job.
[00:12] ---
    Great job!
[00:18] Chonmage Pink
    You hold after-parties when
    you finish an anime, too, huh?
[00:22] Musukasakai
    They're held at rather lavish venues.
[00:25] Musukasakai
    Or so I've heard.
[00:26] Boring Chuck from School
    It's like a festival at the
    end of the project, after all.
[00:31] Ojohojo
    I've heard they have bingo parties and stuff.
[00:32] Ojohojo
    They're supposed to be gorgeous.
SIGN    Fight! Onotokisaka Academy Idol Club!
SIGN    Good Work!
[00:35] Goatwriter
    I've seen them on social media,
[00:38] Goatwriter
    having cake with the
    characters printed on it.
[00:41] Musukasakai
    It's also a time for those
    who have few connections
[00:44] Musukasakai
    with each other to come together.
[00:48] Chonmage Pink
    That sounds fun.
[00:50] Green
    I heard they have trouble
    deciding what to wear, though.
[00:55] Green
    And that arranging for the parties is hard.
[00:58] Green
    It's hard to work around the
    staff and cast's schedule.
[01:02] Boring Chuck from School
    The popular ones must be really busy.
[01:05] Goatwriter
    I've heard that the writers
    feel completely out of place.
[01:09] Chonmage Pink
    Completely out of place?
[01:11] Goatwriter
    A lot of time passes between when the
    script is written and the after-party.
[01:16] Green
    They're in a totally different
    mood from the rest of the staff
[01:19] Green
    who'd just finished making the anime, huh?
[01:22] Goatwriter
    No one needs the screenwriters.
[01:25] Chonmage Pink
    That's not true, I'm sure.
[01:28] Boring Chuck from School
    The school president council
    hasn't said anything, huh?
[01:31] Green
    I heard she got sick after
    the school festival.
[01:34] Green
    She hasn't come to school, either.
[01:36] Boring Chuck from School
    Gaghflighehoyhoyfoobar.
[01:39] Green
    I guess I was hoping for too much,
[01:42] Green
    thinking we could patch things up
    while emotions were running high.
[01:46] Sports
    That anime short had me seriously pumped.
[01:50] Chonmage Pink
    I was hoping we could finish it to the end.
[01:53] Ojohojo
    The event was a blast.
[01:55] Ojohojo
    Let's just call it a win.
[01:57] Goatwriter
    It was worth the effort.
[02:00] Sports
    Worth the effort, huh?
[02:02] Chonmage Pink
    Yui-chan?
[02:04] Sports
    I was just thinking, life doesn't
    really work out like in anime.
[02:08] Goatwriter
    Did something happen?
[02:10] Sports
    I can't jump the way I want to these days.
[02:13] Chonmage Pink
    Oh, your high jumps.
[02:15] Sports
    I can't break my record.
[02:17] Sports
    I'm doing the best I can, but...
[02:19] Chonmage Pink
    Yeah?
[02:20] Goatwriter
    At times like these, Musashisakai-senpai
    would be like, "Look at the saddle!"
[02:27] Ojohojo
    That's an anime classic.
[02:29] Sports
    Saddle?
[02:30] Chonmage Pink
    It's from a club about a bike racing
    anime called Nakimushi Saddle.
[02:35] Chonmage Pink
    Watching them, your hands get
    all sweaty as you cheer them on.
[02:39] Goatwriter
    It's not about track club, but I
    think it could give you inspiration.
[02:44] Sports
    I think I'll watch it.
[02:46] Ojohojo
    If you'd like...
[02:49] Ojohojo
    I'll lend you my Blu-ray.
[02:52] Sports
    Really?
[02:53] Sports
    Thanks.
[02:54] Chonmage Pink
    Yui-chan, you watch anime?
[02:56] Sports
    Yeah, I do, these days.
[02:58] Sports
    I think you've influenced me.
[03:00] Sports
    It's fun, once you start watching.
[03:02] Chonmage Pink
    Right?
[03:08] Sports
    Hina, Hina, Hina...
[03:09] ---
    Yui-chan!
[03:11] A
    Hina! Hina!
[03:14] Sports
    Morning, Minoa.
[03:15] Chonmage Pink
    M-Morning.
[03:17] Chonmage Pink
    What was that song?
[03:18] Sports
    It's the Hina song from Saddle.
[03:21] Sports
    The one Azemichi-kun sang.
[03:22] Purple
    Hi!
[03:24] Purple
    Breathe to the rhythm of the shouts, and bam!
[03:28] Purple
    Thanks for the awesome song, Obata.
[03:32] Sports
    This is thanks to the Anime Club, too.
[03:34] ---
    Hina! Hina! Hina!
[03:36] Sports
    Thanks.
[03:37] Chonmage Pink
    Y-You're welcome.
[03:40] Sports
    Okay, see you in class.
[03:43] Chonmage Pink
    As long as it's being useful, I guess.
SIGN    Anime Club
[03:50] Chonmage Pink
    A baseball anime?
[03:52] A
    We want advice...
[03:54] B
    ...like you gave the track club.
[03:56] B
    Please!
[03:57] Chonmage Pink
    Um...
[03:58] Green
    You've come to the right place.
[04:02] Green
    Passion!
[04:03] Green
    Hard work!
[04:04] Green
    Victory!
[04:06] Green
    These are the things that sports
    anime are perfect for expressing.
[04:11] Musukasakai
    And thus sports themes are staple in anime.
[04:16] Musukasakai
    There are a ton of baseball classics,
[04:19] Musukasakai
    including Miracle Titans
    Mudou-kun
and Ace of the Bench.
[04:22] Ojohojo
    Being able to show off a lot of characters
    is one of the nice things about sports anime.
[04:26] Ojohojo
    You can have a perfect assortment
    of unique, attractive characters.
[04:29] Green
    It's nice that everyone's
    in matching uniforms, too.
[04:32] Green
    There's a sense of camaraderie.
[04:33] Green
    Cosplaying them with your
    friends is great, too.
[04:37] Green
    Even the often-mocked, hyperbolic training
    scenes and impossible techniques
[04:41] Green
    are perfectly fine handled in the style
    of a special ability battle anime.
[04:50] A
    Take this!
[04:52] A
    Lightning mach ba—
[04:55] Green
    Morning, Minoacchi.
[04:57] Chonmage Pink
    Um, Erika-senpai...
[05:00] A
    I'm not giving up!
[05:01] Green
    Huh...
[05:02] Green
    It's Mudou-kun's Lighting Mach Ball.
[05:06] Chonmage Pink
    Shouldn't we stop him?
[05:08] Chonmage Pink
    He's going to hurt himself.
[05:10] A
    Morning!
[05:11] A
    I'm starting my trick throw training!
[05:14] Green
    That's great.
[05:16] Green
    I'm glad we helped you out.
[05:23] Ojohojo
    Next club, please.
[05:26] Chonmage Pink
    Arisu-chan, what is this?
[05:28] Ojohojo
    Isn't it amazing?
[05:30] Ojohojo
    Everyone's asking for advice.
[05:31] Green
    A grudge practice match?
[05:34] Green
    You need to watch the Fresh Prince
    of Tennis: Kanto Regionals
, then.
[05:37] Green
    Build your empire on a cool, collected mind.
[05:41] A
    I get it.
[05:43] Musukasakai
    You can't win in the robot competition?
[05:45] Musukasakai
    That's why you're a fool!
[05:47] Musukasakai
    Tengen Bakuha Guden Daran!
[05:50] Musukasakai
    Best everything with your drill!
[05:53] B
    Brother!
[05:55] Goatwriter
    You don't have a single win yet?
[05:58] Goatwriter
    Then Slash Dunk and Tarako's
    Basketball
are for you.
[06:02] Goatwriter
    The game ends when you give up.
[06:06] A
    I want to play basketball, Anime Club.
[06:09] A
    Thank you!
[06:10] >3
    Giving advice...
[06:11] A
    Thank you!
[06:11] >3
    When did you kids become so celebrated?
[06:14] Chonmage Pink
    Neko-senpai...
SIGN    Liquid Nitrogen
[06:21] A
    Behold... The Frozen World!
[06:25] B
    I'll destroy you, basket and all!
[06:29] B
    Hammer of Destruction!
[06:32] Ojohojo
    If you want to be better at Mahjong,
    you need to watch Shake.
[06:36] Ojohojo
    Mahjong is fun.
[06:39] Goatwriter
    You want to win the competition?
[06:40] Goatwriter
    You need Timbre! French Horn.
[06:43] Goatwriter
    If you stand on a bridge and shout
    "I want to get better!" it'll be perfect.
[06:46] >3
    I hate it when it's noisy.
[06:49] A
    Hey, it's a cat.
[06:51] B
    Nyan-nyanko-sensei!
[06:53] A
    He looks just like Yabanyan.
[06:55] ---
    So cute!
[06:56] ---
    Aww.
[06:56] >3
    Quit it.
[06:59] A
    Bye-bye!
[07:00] >3
    Bye-bye-nyan.
[07:02] >3
    Well, there's nothing wrong with
    helping people who need help.
[07:06] Suave Green
    Right.
[07:07] Suave Green
    I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
[07:09] Suave Green
    It's helping people, and no one's getting hurt.
[07:13] >3
    True.
[07:14] Chonmage Pink
    I know, but...
[07:16] Chonmage Pink
    Wait, you know what Neko-senpai
    is saying, Nakano-senpai?
[07:21] Suave Green
    Yeah.
[07:22] Suave Green
    By the way, speaking of sports anime...
[07:25] Suave Green
    Repeating pans!
[07:28] >3
    Three times, at that.
[07:30] Suave Green
    And sketch filters.
[07:33] >3
    Don't forget the god rays, too.
[07:37] Chonmage Pink
    I have no idea what you
    two are talking about.
[07:42] Sports
    Minoa!
[07:44] Chonmage Pink
    Yui-chan.
[07:45] Sports
    I heard the Anime Club's huge right now.
[07:48] Sports
    That's amazing.
[07:53] Sports
    This?
[07:54] Sports
    The robotics club helped me out.
[07:56] Sports
    It's amazing. It speeds up
    like crazy when you run.
[08:01] Sports
    Apparently they took inspiration
    from anime for this, too.
[08:04] Chonmage Pink
    But isn't that cheating?
[08:07] Sports
    I think I can break my record now!
[08:10] Sports
    Okay, I'm getting back to practice.
[08:13] Sports
    Dash mode.
[08:17] Sports
    Vwoom!
[08:20] Purple
    Yui-chan!
[08:23] Purple
    Are you all right?
[08:25] Sports
    I'm fine.
[08:26] Sports
    Ow...
[08:28] A
    Obata, that's enough!
SIGN    The Anime Club: Forever Snobs
[08:40] Sports
    Vwoom!
[10:23] Saddad
    Are you pumped for this
    week's Show Up Rockin'?
[10:27] Chonmage Pink
    Sure.
[10:28] Saddad
    Aww!
[10:30] Chonmage Brown
    You shouldn't neglect Dad.
[10:33] Chonmage Pink
    Hey, what kind of practice does your club do?
[10:38] Chonmage Brown
    The lacrosse club?
[10:39] Chonmage Brown
    Nothing special.
[10:41] Chonmage Brown
    We practice sprinting and
    swinging the stick and stuff.
[10:45] Chonmage Pink
    Would you ever, say, mod your stick
    so you could shoot really far?
[10:50] Chonmage Brown
    No way, that would be cheating.
[10:53] Saddad
    That would be an anime, Minoa.
[10:56] Chonmage Pink
    I know, right?
[11:07] Musukasakai
    The martial arts club's training grounds.
[11:09] Musukasakai
    It's coming along nicely.
[11:13] Chonmage Pink
    The martial arts club's training grounds?
[11:15] Ojohojo
    I heard they're going to duel
    at the top of that pyramid.
[11:19] Chonmage Pink
    Isn't that dangerous?
[11:22] Ojohojo
    Look, Minoa, it's the Go Volleyball Club.
[11:25] Chonmage Pink
    Go Volleyball Club?!
[11:27] Boaty McBoathead
    All right, begin!
[11:29] A
    The hand of God!
[11:34] Musukasakai
    It looks like the Anime
    Club's advice is paying off.
[11:39] Ojohojo
    Yup.
[11:40] Ojohojo
    The whole school is brimming with life.
[11:43] Goatwriter
    There you all are.
[11:45] Green
    The robotics club is about do
    a test launch on its prototype.
[11:49] Musukasakai
    It's finally complete?!
[11:51] Ojohojo
    Let's go watch it, Minoa.
[11:53] Chonmage Pink
    Wait, test launch?
[12:00] A
    All right.
[12:01] A
    King Sakaneko Legs-only Version, commence!
[12:12] A
    Sakaneko Academy's scientific
    prowess is unrivaled!
[12:48] Chonmage Pink
    Isn't this bad?
[13:08] Chonmage Pink
    Thank you.
[13:11] Musukasakai
    Something's wrong.
[13:12] Musukasakai
    Prototypes are supposed to be more
    capable than the mass-production units.
[13:18] Suave Green
    It's a prototype. What can you do?
SIGN    Anime Club
[13:20] Ojohojo
    When do you think that robot
    will be finished, Minoa?
[13:27] Boring Chuck from School
    Huge news!
[13:29] Green
    What is it, Sensei?
[13:32] Boring Chuck from School
    We're getting a TV interview!
[13:34] Green
    TV?
[13:35] Musukasakai
    TV? You mean...
[13:38] Musukasakai
    The thing that sends us anime?!
[13:41] Boring Chuck from School
    Although it's just a local cable TV station.
[13:45] Boring Chuck from School
    They want to report on this unique school
[13:48] Boring Chuck from School
    that incorporates anime into its training.
[13:52] Suave Green
    That's splendid, Sensei.
[13:55] Ojohojo
    This is amazing, Minoa!
[13:57] Chonmage Pink
    Y-Yeah.
[13:59] Musukasakai
    At last!
[14:00] Musukasakai
    At last, our time has come!
[14:02] Musukasakai
    We can finally win!
[14:04] Green
    It's my TV debut.
[14:07] Goatwriter
    This beautiful, young light novel
    author might get a book deal.
[14:12] Green
    How should I dress?
[14:14] Green
    Should I cosplay?
[14:15] Boring Chuck from School
    Barbers!
[14:16] Boring Chuck from School
    I need to go to the barber shop.
[14:18] Musukasakai
    But I shall have to conceal the power
    of my evil eye in front of the camera.
[14:25] Goatwriter
    Autographs!
[14:26] Goatwriter
    I need to think of an autograph!
SIGN    Anime Club
[14:32] Chonmage Pink
    I'll be heading home.
[14:39] Chonmage Pink
    Arisu-chan and the others seem really happy.
[14:43] Chonmage Pink
    And the people in the other
    clubs are working hard.
[14:47] Chonmage Pink
    But...
[14:48] >3
    Is it all so weird that you feel
    like you're the only sane one?
[14:55] Chonmage Pink
    Yeah.
[14:57] >3
    But you aren't alone.
[15:00] >3
    You've always had someone by your side.
[15:05] Chonmage Pink
    Arisu-chan!
[15:06] >3
    Arisu-chan!
[15:09] >3
    Forget it!
[15:10] >3
    Go have him cheer you up.
[15:13] Chonmage Pink
    Him?
[15:19] Suave Green
    You left by yourself, so I got a bit worried.
[15:25] Suave Green
    Minoa-chan, there's something you
    gained in this club, isn't there?
[15:32] Chonmage Pink
    Something I gained?
[15:35] Chonmage Pink
    Arisu-chan, Miko-chan, the senpais...
[15:39] Chonmage Pink
    Everyone loves anime, and I have
    friends that I can talk about it to.
[15:44] Chonmage Pink
    Lots of happy memories.
[15:47] Suave Green
    That's right.
[15:48] Suave Green
    Anime has the power to connect
    people and make them happy.
[15:53] Suave Green
    That's exactly what's happening now.
[15:57] Suave Green
    Anime connected us to the people
    in the other clubs, too.
[16:01] Suave Green
    And anime's making everyone happy.
[16:04] Suave Green
    It's a happy ending.
[16:07] Suave Green
    What you and the Anime Club
    did together wasn't a mistake.
[16:12] Suave Green
    That's why we're getting an interview.
[16:16] Chonmage Pink
    Yeah.
[16:18] Chonmage Pink
    Maybe you're right.
[16:23] Boring Chuck from School
    The Anime Club proposes incorporating
[16:26] Boring Chuck from School
    anime-style approaches
    to training in all clubs.
[16:31] Boring Chuck from School
    It was my idea!
[16:34] Boring Chuck from School
    Anime-inspired training
    appears absurd, at first,
[16:39] Boring Chuck from School
    but in order to break through your
    shell and exceed your limits,
[16:42] Boring Chuck from School
    you need a certain degree of daring.
[16:46] Boring Chuck from School
    That has always been my conviction.
[16:50] Green
    Free ideas, unrestrained by common sense.
[16:53] Green
    That's the greatest allure
    and strength of anime.
[16:58] Green
    Humanity knows no limits.
[17:00] Green
    The strength to believe we can go anywhere.
[17:03] Green
    That's the power of anime.
[17:07] Boring Chuck from School
    That is what I have taught them every day.
[17:10] Boring Chuck from School
    I did! It was all me!
[17:28] Sports
    Babababoom!
[17:36] Purple
    It's a new record.
[17:39] ---
    Yay!
[17:42] Chonmage Pink
    Congratulations, Yui-chan.
[17:44] Sports
    Thanks.
[17:45] Sports
    This is all thanks to the anime that
    you and your friends told me about.
[17:50] (Flashback) Sports
    What you did wasn't a mistake.
[17:54] (Flashback) Sports
    Wasn't a mistake...
[17:55] (Flashback) Sports
    Wasn't a mistake...
[17:56] Chonmage Pink
    Thank goodness for anime.
[18:01] A
    This isn't much, but...
[18:03] [SONG] Text
    Thank you
SIGN    Sakana Cable TV, Co.
[18:04] Boring Chuck from School
    No, I'd rather not.
[18:07] Suave Green
    It's fine, Sensei.
[18:10] Suave Green
    Let's just add it to our club funding.
[18:12] Boring Chuck from School
    But...
[18:14] Suave Green
    We can buy another VHD deck.
[18:20] Boring Chuck from School
    Why, thank you.
[18:28] Boring Chuck from School
    All right.
[18:29] Boring Chuck from School
    Let's call it a day.
[18:31] A
    Okay.
[18:33] Ojohojo
    What shall I watch when I get home?
[18:35] Chonmage Pink
    I think I'll watch Dirlish Bumper.
[18:37] Goatwriter
    I like the protagonist's wacky personality.
[18:40] Goatwriter
    Her catch phrase...
[18:43] Ojohojo
    We win.
[18:44] Green
    It's from Tsubaki.
[18:45] Chonmage Pink
    That's the one.
SIGN    Be careful
[18:50] Green
    "Be careful"?
[18:53] Green
    Of what?
SIGN    I don't know what you're talking about, but hurry up and get better
[19:02] Anti-Green
    The Anime Club is hereby...
[19:06] Anti-Green
    ...being shut down.
[19:11] Anti-Green
    Ignored?!
[19:12] Green
    Sure.
[19:13] Green
    The club's about to get shut down.
[19:16] Musukasakai
    How many times has this happened now?
[19:18] Musukasakai
    What is this, recycled content?
[19:20] Anti-Green
    You won't be so indifferent for long!
[19:23] Anti-Yellow
    Why, you ask?
[19:24] Anti-Yellow
    Because it was this man...
[19:27] Anti-Yellow
    ...who declared it!
[19:32] Boring Chuck from School
    Pri—
[19:35] Boring Chuck from School
    Principal!
[19:38] Ojohojo
    Principal?
[19:40] Ojohojo
    This man is?
[19:42] Musukasakai
    This is my first time seeing him.
[19:44] Anti-Yellow
    What?!
[19:46] Anti-Green
    You people have seen him at
    the school gate every day!
[19:50] Chonmage Pink
    The school gate?
[20:02] Goatwriter
    The artwork's starting to suck!
[20:03] Boring Chuck from School
    Guys...
[20:06] Captain Hook
    To think I would step
    foot in here once again.
[20:15] Green
    Again?
[20:16] Anti-Green
    It's an order from the principal this time.
[20:19] Anti-Green
    You don't get any notice.
[20:20] Anti-Green
    You're out!
[20:22] Musukasakai
    Th-This is tyranny!
[20:24] Green
    You don't even have a reason to shut us down.
[20:27] Anti-Yellow
    Sakaneko Academy Code Article 13 Section 2:
[20:31] Anti-Yellow
    "A club shall not receive money for its
    activities outside of the academy's allocations."
[20:38] Boring Chuck from School
    Receiving money?!
[20:40] Boring Chuck from School
    Wh-When did you guys do that?!
[20:43] Green
    We didn't!
[20:44] Suave Green
    Come on.
[20:47] Suave Green
    Sensei, you totally took money.
[20:52] Suave Green
    President, they did indeed take
[20:56] Suave Green
    gratuities from the TV crew.
[21:01] Boring Chuck from School
    N-Nakano...
[21:04] Suave Green
    Oh, you already bought the deck.
[21:09] Ojohojo
    Sensei!
[21:10] Ojohojo
    Please don't use club funds
    without saying anything!
[21:12] Goatwriter
    Look who's talking.
[21:16] Captain Hook
    The Anime Club is to be shut down.
[21:18] Captain Hook
    Gomon-sensei is suspended from duty.
[21:25] Boring Chuck from School
    No!
[21:27] Captain Hook
    Good work, Nakano-kun.
[21:31] Chonmage Pink
    Nakano-senpai!
[21:33] Chonmage Pink
    Why?
[21:40] Musukasakai
    Aurora!
[21:45] Musukasakai
    You screwed us over, Aurora!
[21:48] Suave Green
    Please don't call me that.
[23:28] >3
    Never forgive a traitor.
[23:30] >3
    That is the code of the Cat Knighthood.
[23:33] >3
    Next episode, someone changes their ways?
[23:35] >3
    Whose name does the traitor know?
SIGN    Watch Again Gataris

10 - Anime Club Finally Falls

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[00:02] Captain Hook
    The Anime Club is to be shut down.
[00:04] Pink
    Nakano-senpai, why?
[00:09] Glasses 2
    You screwed us over, Aurora!
[00:12] Aurora Green
    Please don't call me that.
[01:58] Green
    I gave the club room keys
    back to the student council.
[02:01] Ooooohohoho
    I see.
[02:02] Green
    Sorry, this is my fault.
[02:05] Green
    This wouldn't have happened
    if I'd been more careful.
[02:07] Ooooohohoho
    No.
[02:08] Glasses
    It's not your fault, Erika-senpai.
[02:10] Glasses 2
    Damn it, Aurora!
[02:12] Glasses 2
    I can't believe I didn't
    notice his evil conspiracy.
[02:15] Glasses 2
    I should have known.
[02:20] Bishoujo A
    The Anime Club's gone, huh?
[02:22] Mom
    The school festival was such a blast, too.
[02:26] Pink
    Yeah.
[02:29] Dad
    Even if we lost this house,
    we would still be family.
[02:33] Bishoujo A
    What are you talking about?
[02:35] Mom
    No, Dad, don't tell me you
    might get laid off again.
[02:38] Pink
    Again?!
[02:39] Dad
    I'm making an example.
[02:42] Pink
    Wait, so what's the point?
[02:44] Dad
    Even without the container that is
    the house, a family is a family.
[02:51] Pink
    Friends are still friends.
[02:54] Dad
    Yeah.
[02:59] A
    Hurry!
[03:00] B
    Yeah!
[03:01] Pink
    What?
SIGN    No shutting down
    Anime Club!!
SIGN    Don't Allow
    the Principal's Tyranny!!
SIGN    Withdraw the Shutdown!
[03:04] A
    Get out here, Principal!
[03:05] B
    Don't disband the Anime Club!
[03:09] Pink
    What's going on?
[03:10] Ooooohohoho
    Minoa.
[03:11] Ooooohohoho
    Over here.
[03:15] Pink
    What exactly is going on?
[03:17] Green
    I don't know, myself.
[03:19] A
    We can't live without the Anime Club!
[03:21] Glasses 2
    To think people need us this much...
[03:24] Ooooohohoho
    This is a bit extreme, though.
[03:27] Captain Hook
    Listen up, students.
[03:29] A
    It's the principal.
[03:31] Captain Hook
    If you want the Anime Club's
    shutdown to be withdrawn,

[03:35] Captain Hook
    then this school is hereby closed.
[03:45] Captain Hook
    Is this what you want?
[03:47] Aurora Green
    Yes.
[03:47] Aurora Green
    All it takes to silence small fry
    is to take them out of the water.
SIGN    Principal's Office
[03:58] A
    Come out, Ogikubo!
[03:59] A
    Explain this!
[04:00] Purple
    I can't.
[04:01] Purple
    I've been ordered not to let anyone through.
[04:04] Purple
    No, don't touch me!
[04:07] Purple
    If you really want to,
    you'll have to defeat me first.
[04:11] Purple
    You'll have to push me down by force!
[04:15] Glasses 2
    People are enraged.
[04:16] Pink
    I'm kind of scared.
[04:22] A
    Move it!
[04:27] Purple
    That's too rough!
[04:29] Purple
    Oh, crap!
[04:33] A
    What the...
[04:37] Purple
    You idiot, you just made it lock.
[04:40] Purple
    You're all coming with
    me to the staff office.
[04:46] >3
    This is one of my feeding spots.
[04:52] Pink
    What are you doing, Senpai?
[04:55] >3
    Don't just stand there, help me.
[05:05] Pink
    Ow...
[05:08] Pink
    Principal?
[05:12] Pink
    P-Pardon me.
[05:14] Pink
    I'm Asagaya Minoa, first-year
    student in from the Anime Club.
[05:18] Ooooohohoho
    I heard Minoa's voice.
[05:21] Ooooohohoho
    Minoa, open up.
[05:23] Green
    They might not hear us from inside.
[05:26] Pink
    Why do you hate the Anime Club so much?
[05:30] Captain Hook
    What the hell was that?
[05:32] Captain Hook
    The anime short for the school festival.
[05:34] Captain Hook
    You broke the 180-degree rule.
[05:36] Captain Hook
    The artwork broke down.
[05:38] Captain Hook
    The lines were read monotonously.
[05:39] Captain Hook
    It was a barrage of amateurish jokes.
[05:43] Ragewriter
    How dare you!
[05:45] Ooooohohoho
    I poured my soul into that art!
[05:49] Glasses 2
    I hate to admit it, but he has a point.
[05:51] Green
    I actually thought so, too.
[05:56] Captain Hook
    Worse, you held a concert because
    you couldn't finish the ending.
[05:59] Captain Hook
    The title is too long!
[06:02] Pink
    U-Uh...
[06:04] Captain Hook
    Do you have anything to say for yourself?
[06:05] Pink
    You actually paid that much attention?!
[06:08] Pink
    Thank you so much!
[06:11] Ooooohohoho
    What a passionate roast.
[06:11] Ragewriter
    The title is too long.
[06:12] Ragewriter
    The title is too long.
[06:13] Ragewriter
    The title is too long.
[06:14] Ragewriter
    The title is too long.
[06:15] Green
    Is the principal an anime fan?
[06:18] Glasses 2
    Then why does he try to take the Anime
    Club down the path of destruction?
[06:22] Pink
    Parts of it may have been bad,
[06:25] Pink
    but it's the best piece ever,
    filled with my favorite anime.
[06:30] Captain Hook
    Your favorite anime?
[06:32] Pink
    It's the anime that I saw when I was a kid.
[06:35] Pink
    Robots going bam!
[06:37] Pink
    Grandpas going boom!
[06:39] Pink
    A girl's song defeats the enemy,
[06:42] Pink
    a fish goes flip flap, and an angel descends.
[06:46] Pink
    I still have dreams about it.
[06:48] Captain Hook
    Burndown, Stretch Dawn,
[06:50] Captain Hook
    Mermaid Melody Pichipichipacchi,
    and Andromeda Angel.
[06:54] Captain Hook
    All masterpieces.
[06:55] Captain Hook
    So how did they end up the way they did?
[06:57] Pink
    Wow, you know so much about anime.
[07:01] Pink
    But those aren't the anime I love.
[07:03] Captain Hook
    What are they called?
[07:05] Pink
    I don't remember.
[07:06] Captain Hook
    You say that with such confidence!
[07:07] Captain Hook
    You're in the Anime Club, and you
    don't even remember the titles?
[07:10] Captain Hook
    Is the girl from Strange Midia?
[07:13] Captain Hook
    The giant mech, is it GahXephon?
[07:15] Captain Hook
    Defeating an enemy with singing,
    is that Super Dimension Bonsai Micross?
[07:18] Captain Hook
    Is the angel from A Dog of Decadence?
[07:22] Pink
    Those aren't it.
[07:24] Ragewriter
    The principal sure likes picking
    fights with the Anime Club.
[07:27] Ragewriter
    He's acting like a senpai.
[07:29] Ooooohohoho
    Come to think of it, the rough sketches in
    the club room were like Midia and GahXephon.
[07:35] Green
    Maybe the principal was in the Anime Club.
[07:37] Ooooohohoho
    Let's find out.
[07:41] Captain Hook
    A cute anime girl.
[07:42] Captain Hook
    The raw depiction of a girl in the scene
[07:45] Captain Hook
    where Mei Minling is given a choice
    between her life and her hair,
[07:48] Captain Hook
    and she chooses her hair, was shocking.
[07:51] Captain Hook
    Bishoujo Fighter Sailor Bunny was the
    first shoujo battle heroine manga.
[07:55] Captain Hook
    There would never be enough time to
    talk about the heart-filled final episode.
[08:00] Captain Hook
    And man, Ham-chan in
    Nurusei Yakara is so devoted.
[08:05] Captain Hook
    I want to cheat on her so she'll zap me.
[08:08] Captain Hook
    Hiatari Sokosoko! and Kimamani Mikan Road
[08:10] Captain Hook
    are the two best slice-of-life
    bishoujo anime.
[08:12] Captain Hook
    Ayuyama was based on an idol that
    was really popular at the time.
[08:16] Ooooohohoho
    Holy crap, that's him!
[08:18] Green
    From anime fan to anti-anime.
[08:20] Green
    What happened to him?
[08:22] Ragewriter
    Maybe he was an aspiring
    writer who came to hate anime
[08:25] Ragewriter
    after he was asked to rewrite the school
    festival script, like, 58 times.
[08:34] A
    We're protecting the school
    and the Anime Club ourselves!
[08:37] Aurora Green
    Pests.
[08:39] Captain Hook
    Back before the Internet,
    we read Animeta with hunger.
[08:43] Pink
    I shall study.
[08:45] Captain Hook
    It's too late.
[08:47] Captain Hook
    Your school festival anime will
    haunt you for the rest of your life.
[08:52] Pink
    Hey, now!
[08:54] Pink
    Making anime is hard, you know.
[08:57] Pink
    A battle of passion and personality.
[09:00] Pink
    Looming deadlines and dwindling stamina...
[09:03] Pink
    But it is the work of the director to bring
    the minds and talent together as one.
[09:12] Captain Hook
    You don't get to talk
    like you're the director!
[09:16] Captain Hook
    A director is a much more high-minded,
    noble, solitary figure.
[09:20] Captain Hook
    He's by himself!
[09:22] Captain Hook
    Nothing gets done without the director!
[09:24] Captain Hook
    Worship the director more!
[09:26] Captain Hook
    Suck up to them!
[09:27] Pink
    I understand.
[09:28] Pink
    I really understand.
[09:30] Ooooohohoho
    She totally doesn't.
[09:32] Green
    What a stuffy talk, though.
[09:36] Green
    Do you think the principal
    was an anime director?
[09:40] Glasses 2
    It's possible.
[09:42] Glasses 2
    Aurora!
[09:44] Glasses 2
    Why are you here?
[09:45] Aurora Green
    I'm sorry!
[09:47] Aurora Green
    There's a reason for this.
[09:49] Ooooohohoho
    We don't need your excuses, Aurora-senpai.
[09:51] Ragewriter
    It's too late, Aurora-senpai.
[09:54] Aurora Green
    I have five siblings.
[09:56] Ragewriter
    Six Aurora-senpais?!
[09:59] Aurora Green
    My older brothers are all
    complete losers, and...
[10:01] Aurora Green
    Wait, let's not talk about this.
[10:03] Aurora Green
    Anyway, I worked my butt off
    at a high-class coffee shop.
[10:08] Aurora Green
    The principal was a regular there.
[10:12] Aurora Green
    With my family's financial problems,
    I wasn't sure I should attend high school.
[10:15] Aurora Green
    That's when he gave me a hand.
[10:17] Aurora Green
    That's why I can't go against what he says.
[10:20] Aurora Green
    It was so terrible.
[10:22] Ooooohohoho
    Aurora-senpai, I had no idea.
[10:25] Glasses 2
    Yet you were always smiling.
[10:28] Glasses 2
    Aurora, damn it, man!
[10:31] Ragewriter
    Bliss!
[10:32] Green
    I can't blame you, then.
[10:34] Green
    Welcome back, Auroracchi.
[10:38] Aurora Green
    Thanks, everyone.
[10:41] Aurora Green
    Also, can you stop calling me Aurora?
[10:45] Captain Hook
    The director is number one!
[10:48] Pink
    Of course!
[10:50] Pink
    After talking to you, I'm as pumped
    as ever to get back to work.
[10:53] Captain Hook
    Back to work?
[10:54] Pink
    I'll work even harder on the second piece.
[10:56] Captain Hook
    Second piece?
[10:58] Pink
    Because I love anime.
[11:01] Pink
    Even without the Anime Club, we're friends.
[11:04] Pink
    As long as we're together,
    we can make a second one.
[11:10] Captain Hook
    There is no second one.
[11:15] Captain Hook
    Everything's over if you
    screw up the first episode.
[11:18] Captain Hook
    Even if you devote your entire
    being into creating two seasons,
[11:22] Captain Hook
    if the first episode gets
    canceled, it's all over.
[11:30] Pink
    What's going on?
[11:31] Captain Hook
    It's not my fault!
[11:33] Captain Hook
    It's not my fault!
[11:35] Captain Hook
    It's the anime fans' fault!
[11:37] Captain Hook
    Every freaking night, they gather in the
    corners of the Internet, nitpicking.
[11:42] Captain Hook
    Who the hell is "anon" anyway? Damn it all!
[11:46] Pink
    Have you made anime before, Principal?
[11:50] Glasses 2
    So he was a director.
[11:52] Green
    But canned after the first episode?
[11:54] Ooooohohoho
    He got dissed too hard; it broke him.
[11:56] Ragewriter
    As a creator, I have nothing but sympathy.
[11:59] Captain Hook
    My work was banished into oblivion!
[12:04] >3
    What a pain.
[12:06] Ragewriter
    Neko-chan.
[12:07] >3
    It's Neko-senpai!
[12:09] Glasses 2
    Cold!
[12:10] Green
    There's a cat door here.
[12:12] >3
    He's surprisingly fond of cats.
[12:16] Ooooohohoho
    Minoa, are you all right?
[12:20] Pink
    Arisu-chan?
[12:21] Ooooohohoho
    Open up.
[12:23] Pink
    Uh...
[12:25] Pink
    There are a ton of buttons.
[12:26] Pink
    I don't know.
[12:28] Ooooohohoho
    Principal, what's the password?
[12:32] >3
    He can't hear your voices right now.
[12:35] >3
    The lock to the door is the
    lock to his heart, perhaps.
[12:38] Ooooohohoho
    Lock to his heart?
[12:40] Ragewriter
    He probably means that until the principal
    opens his heart, it will never open.
[12:45] Glasses 2
    What are you, chuuni?
[12:46] >3
    You're one to talk.
[12:48] Ooooohohoho
    A password that would open his heart?
[12:51] Green
    If he broke down because of anime,
    he can only be saved through anime.
[12:57] Glasses 2
    Indeed.
[12:57] Glasses 2
    A ray of light at the end of the darkness.
[13:00] Glasses 2
    Let's find it!
[13:01] Green
    Yeah.
[13:04] Green
    Begin Project M.
[13:05] Green
    Ambitious start!
[13:07] Ooooohohoho
    Minoa, I promise I'll find
    the principal's anime.
[13:11] Ooooohohoho
    And I'll save you.
[13:13] Pink
    A-As soon as possible, please.
SIGN    Anime Club Finally Falls
[13:32] Green
    Let's just gather information.
[13:40] Ragewriter
    I'll go talk to people who might know.
[13:42] Glasses 2
    I'm counting on you.
SIGN    Principal Canceled Password
[13:44] Ooooohohoho
    I'm not getting any hits.
[13:46] Green
    We'll have to crowdsource this.
[13:49] Green
    Hello? Saori-san?
[13:51] Green
    I want to ask you something.
[13:54] Ooooohohoho
    Live streaming is an option, too.
[14:01] Ooooohohoho
    To anime fans all across the world,
    my name is Kamiigusa Arisu.
[14:06] Ooooohohoho
    I'm looking for an anime.
[14:08] Ooooohohoho
    I call on the entirety
    of your anime knowledge.
SIGN    Hello
SIGN    Who's she?
SIGN    High school girl?
[14:12] Ragewriter
    It's an homage to Midia and Dog of Decadence.
[14:16] Glasses 2
    It pays huge respects to Super Dimension
    Bonsai Micross
and GahXephon.
[14:20] Ooooohohoho
    It's an anime that got canceled*
    after the first episode.
SIGN    LOL She's cute Arisu-chan! Schoolgirl! Anime talk? What's going on? Looking for an anime?
SIGN    She's cute Arisu-chan! Schoolgirl! Anime talk? What's going on? Looking for an anime? One episode lol
SIGN    Arisu-chan! Schoolgirl! Anime talk? What's going on? Looking for an anime? One episode lol Canceled after one episode
SIGN    Schoolgirl! Anime talk? What's going on? Looking for an anime? One episode lol Canceled after one episode Crap anime LOL
SIGN    Anime talk? What's going on? Looking for an anime? One episode lol Canceled after one episode Crap anime LOL What?!
SIGN    What's going on? Looking for an anime? One episode lol Canceled after one episode Crap anime LOL What?! LUL
[14:28] Ooooohohoho
    We need your help.
[14:31] Ooooohohoho
    Any information will do.
[14:33] Hurg
    She's cute.
[14:36] A
    What's that?
SIGN    Anime Underground @ Almond♥BBS
SIGN    Screenshot from NETVIDEOLIVE Kamiigusa Channel lol
SIGN    Oh man, she's cute lol
SIGN    Who's that?
SIGN    Hot girl incoming
SIGN    She's cute
SIGN    Who's that?
SIGN    Hot girl incoming
SIGN    Kamiigusa Arisu-chan? Princess!
SIGN    Mystery anime wanted!
[14:42] [SONG] Text
    Canceled after episode 1
SIGN    Crap anime? lol
SIGN    lolol
SIGN    Looking for crap anime ;_;
SIGN    Dunno
SIGN    What?
SIGN    No one knows it
SIGN    She's cute She's really cute lol Arisu-chan lolol
[14:47] Green
    You don't know, huh?
[14:50] Green
    Sorry, thanks.
[14:52] Green
    Anything online?
[14:54] Aurora Green
    People are talking about Arisu-chan.
[14:56] Green
    Her?
[14:58] Green
    Well, we're sure to have
    some leads if it goes viral.
[15:05] Captain Hook
    Anime took everything from me.
[15:08] Pink
    I met my friends and found
    my dream because of anime.
[15:12] Captain Hook
    It's a nightmare!
[15:13] Captain Hook
    It's despair!
[15:14] Pink
    It's a treasure!
[15:17] Captain Hook
    A treasure?
[15:22] Captain Hook
    That anime?
[15:24] Pink
    Well, I mean, I just can't
    figure out how to explain it.
[15:28] Pink
    It's actually an amazing anime, I swear.
[15:32] A
    Canceled after the first episode?
[15:34] Ragewriter
    Yes, does that ring a bell?
[15:36] A
    Dunno.
[15:38] Ragewriter
    Thank you.
[15:44] B
    Canceled after the first episode?
[15:46] B
    What was it...
[15:48] B
    Was it Etashin?
SIGN    Such a crap anime, and there's no leads here, either. Is this a prank?
SIGN    Could it be -> Etashin?
[15:53] A
    Nishiazabu, get back to work.
[15:55] B
    Oh, right.
SIGN    Isn't it Etashin?
SIGN    Katashou
SIGN    What's that?
SIGN    Dunno
[15:58] B
    Does anyone know?
SIGN    She's cute
SIGN    Arisu-chan's an angel
SIGN    Money lol
SIGN    Cut after the first episode
SIGN    Choukata, maybe?
SIGN    >Etashin
    Yeah, the official title
SIGN    Choukata
SIGN    Etashin
SIGN    I think the abbreviation is different in the east and west
SIGN    Eternal something something
[16:10] B
    Anyway, the girl's cute lololol
SIGN    What? Is that yummy?
SIGN    Choukata? As in Ultra Katharsis Koritsi?
[16:22] Ooooohohoho
    Ultra Katharsis Koritsi!
[16:24] Ooooohohoho
    Eternal Symphony!
[16:26] Ooooohohoho
    That's it!
[16:28] Green
    We got the title!
[16:29] Green
    All right.
[16:39] Green
    That's not it?
SIGN    How long ago was that aired?
SIGN    What's Ultra Katharsis Koritsi about?
SIGN    Dunno
[16:47] [SONG] Green
    It's a flop
    It's complete garbage
    King of flops
SIGN    It's a sleep agent
SIGN    Junk Micross
SIGN    Worthless
SIGN    Ultra Katharsis Koritsi
SIGN    Crap anime
SIGN    Huh? A new crap anime?
SIGN    Welcome, king crap anime!
SIGN    Eternal Symphony
SIGN    That's old
[17:02] A
    Arisu-chan! Arisu-chan!
SIGN    Found it in Brazil
SIGN    Relicensed?
SIGN    Licensed overseas
[17:05] A
    Arisu-chan! Arisu-chan!
[17:06] Glasses 2
    The subtitle is Eternal Symphony?
[17:09] Glasses 2
    It seems there is another me in this world.
[17:12] Ragewriter
    You two chuunis would get along well.
[17:15] Glasses 2
    We're getting a ton of replies.
[17:17] Glasses 2
    We're trending!
[17:18] Pink
    A giant mech, protecting the world.
[17:21] Pink
    But the lever is a piano,
[17:24] Pink
    the old man gets blown away by a ball,
[17:28] Pink
    and the blue pendant on the girl's
    chest emits a magic light.
[17:34] Pink
    the two die, leaving just
    the fish to live on.
[17:38] Pink
    The angels arrive.
[17:42] Pink
    That was the end of the first episode.
[17:45] Pink
    I was so excited, waiting for the next story.
[17:50] Pink
    And yet the next week, and the
    week after, it never aired.
[17:58] Captain Hook
    That's because the director put a
    lid on the second episode onward.
[18:05] Green
    No way, we're going viral.
[18:10] Ooooohohoho
    Senpai!
[18:12] Ooooohohoho
    A fan sent me a link.
SIGN    Eternal Symphony
[18:23] Green
    Isn't this...
[18:25] Ragewriter
    Ultra Katharsis Koritsi.
[18:27] Ragewriter
    Could this be...
[18:32] Pink
    You know the director behind Ultra
    Katharsis Koritsi Eternal Symphony
?
[18:37] Captain Hook
    He's right in front of you.
[18:43] Pink
    Whoa!
[18:45] Pink
    I'm a huge, huge, huge fan.
[18:48] Pink
    It's a treasure.
[18:50] Pink
    I love it.
[18:51] Captain Hook
    Okay, okay.
[18:53] Captain Hook
    So my work touched someone's heart.
[19:02] Captain Hook
    And that became that piece of shit anime?!
[19:08] Green
    Everything's fallen into place.
[19:15] Glasses 2
    We're here.
[19:17] Green
    Kaikai.
[19:18] Green
    Mikocchi.
[19:19] Green
    The password wasn't "catharsis."
[19:31] Glasses 2
    "Katharsis" is a Greek word.
[19:33] Glasses 2
    Philosopher Aristotle described it
    as the purification of the mind.
[19:34] Green
    Minoa!
[19:35] Ooooohohoho
    Minoacchi!
[19:35] Ragewriter
    Minoa!
[19:37] Pink
    Guys!
[19:39] Ooooohohoho
    Thank goodness, Minoa.
[19:42] Pink
    Arisu-chan.
[19:44] Ooooohohoho
    You're drenched.
[19:46] Ragewriter
    This is awful.
[19:48] Green
    The floor's soaked.
[19:50] Pink
    Um...
[19:51] Ooooohohoho
    Hold still.
[19:57] Captain Hook
    What?
[19:58] Ragewriter
    Right.
[19:59] Ragewriter
    Principal, look outside the window.
[20:17] Captain Hook
    What...
SIGN    Arisu FTW
[20:23] A
    Ultra Katharsis Koritsi!
[20:25] B
    Eternal Symphony!
[20:27] C
    Arisu-chan!
[20:29] Captain Hook
    Yes, just like them, I love anime.
[20:35] Captain Hook
    Even now.
[20:37] Glasses 2
    The effectiveness of a tragedy
    is in the fierce emotions of fear
[20:41] Glasses 2
    and sympathy that an audience experiences.
[20:45] Glasses 2
    To be freed from such is
    what is known as catharsis.
[20:57] Captain Hook
    Bye bye-ki...
[21:01] Green
    I love the club room.
[21:04] >3
    I feel the most relaxed here, too.
[21:07] Ragewriter
    I'm the same, Neko-senpai.
[21:10] >3
    Wait, that's too relaxing!
[21:13] Pink
    Miko-chan, you can understand
    what Neko-senpai is saying?
[21:16] Ooooohohoho
    Obviously.
[21:18] Ooooohohoho
    Hold still.
[21:20] Pink
    Weird.
[21:22] Pink
    What happened to everyone?
[21:36] Pink
    So that rain was real.
[21:41] Pink
    A yearbook.
[21:43] Pink
    It's the principal's.
[21:47] Pink
    No!
[21:48] Pink
    Wh-Why?
[21:52] Pink
    Aurora-senpai?
[23:28] >3
    The next episode is the climax.
[23:31] >3
    Let me tell you now: don't believe anything!
[23:34] >3
    Otherwise...
[23:38] >3
    You'll end up like this.

11 - Our Friend Kouki's Second Betrayal

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[00:02] Protagonist
    Morning.
[00:08] Mom
    My, you're up early.
[00:10] Protagonist
    I couldn't stay asleep.
[00:12] Dad
    Honey, take a look at this.
[00:17] Mom
    This is from when we got married.
[00:19] Dad
    It came out when I was
    cleaning out the drawers.
[00:22] Mom
    I'm so young.
[00:24] Mom
    I'm pretty cute, don't you think?
[00:26] Dad
    You're still cute, honey.
[00:28] Mom
    Oh, stop.
[00:32] Dad
    It's like I'm in a dream,
    being married to you, Ai-chan.
[00:36] Mom
    Oh, Shugo-kun.
[00:37] Dad
    Ai-chan.
[00:38] Mom
    Shugo-kun.
[00:39] ---
    Ai-chan!
[00:40] ---
    Shugo-kun!
[00:41] ---
    Ai-chan!
[00:42] ---
    
[00:45] Breadrunner
    Oh, crap!
[00:49] Protagonist
    Hey, Onee-chan, did you...
[00:51] Breadrunner
    Not right now.
[00:52] Breadrunner
    I'm running late.
[00:53] Protagonist
    Ow.
[00:55] Mom
    Huh?
[00:56] Mom
    You quit your club, didn't you?
[00:59] Breadrunner
    It was the yearbook committee
    meeting this morning.
[01:03] Breadrunner
    See you.
[01:06] Protagonist
    Onee-chan!
[01:10] Protagonist
    What's wrong, Minoa?
[01:12] Protagonist
    D-Did you just see her face...
[01:26] Fan Service Specialist
    Hey!
[01:29] Fan Service Specialist
    Jeez.
[01:32] Fan Service Specialist
    Yuicching!
[03:05] Ojojojo
    Their faces changed?
[03:06] Protagonist
    Yeah, although it didn't last for long.
[03:09] Ojojojo
    They changed? How?
[03:12] Protagonist
    How?
[03:15] Protagonist
    Oh, they looked really flat,
    like in an old anime.
[03:21] Halp
    You must be tired, Minoa.
[03:24] Ojojojo
    A lot has happened since the school festival.
[03:27] Protagonist
    Please believe me!
[03:28] Protagonist
    I swear...
[03:33] Fan Service Specialist
    Morning.
[03:36] Protagonist
    Y-Yui-chan!
[03:37] Protagonist
    Aren't they weird?
[03:39] ---
    Weird?
[03:40] Protagonist
    Their faces!
[03:41] Ojojojo
    How rude.
[03:43] Fan Service Specialist
    What about them?
[03:44] Protagonist
    What?!
[03:45] Protagonist
    Can't you tell?
[03:48] Protagonist
    Huh?
[03:51] Halp
    First class is art.
[03:53] Halp
    We need to switch classrooms.
[03:56] Fan Service Specialist
    Come on, let's go.
[03:58] Protagonist
    Okay.
[04:04] Protagonist
    What?
[04:04] Protagonist
    What the hell?
[04:07] Ojojojo
    What?
[04:08] Halp
    Are you okay?
[04:09] Fan Service Specialist
    What's wrong?
[04:11] Protagonist
    Did you just see that?
[04:15] Protagonist
    That black thing.
[04:16] Protagonist
    The dark abyss, engulfing all creation.
[04:19] Protagonist
    Hell, hell, hell, or something!
[04:23] Fan Service Specialist
    Get a grip, Minoa.
[04:25] Halp
    There's nothing there.
[04:26] Protagonist
    There was!
[04:28] Protagonist
    You walk up to about here, and...
[04:30] Protagonist
    Huh?
[04:31] Protagonist
    Huh?
[04:32] Protagonist
    Huh?
[04:35] Ojojojo
    Did you eat something weird?
[04:37] Fan Service Specialist
    Minoa's seeing things that we can't see.
[04:40] Halp
    Shall we go to the nurse's office?
[04:42] Protagonist
    No, I swear, I saw it.
[04:46] Protagonist
    Wait...
[05:09] Fan Service Specialist
    I'm so hungry.
[05:14] Fan Service Specialist
    Minoa, what are you doing for lunch?
[05:16] Fan Service Specialist
    Packed lunch?
[05:16] Fan Service Specialist
    Want to go buy bread?
[05:18] Halp
    Lunch B is chicken katsu.
[05:21] Fan Service Specialist
    That sounds good, too.
[05:23] Ojojojo
    Minoa, we're having a club
    meeting during lunch.
[05:26] Protagonist
    That was definitely weird.
[05:28] Protagonist
    Class just ended instantly.
[05:34] Protagonist
    No way.
[05:35] Protagonist
    It's only been a little more than
    a minute since the first class.
[05:39] Ojojojo
    Calm your nerves with some of this.
[05:42] Ojojojo
    Sebas.
[05:44] Protagonist
    A maid?
[05:45] Ojojojo
    Bring me the usual.
[05:46] May Dough
    Understood.
[05:48] May Dough
    Leave it to me.
[05:49] Protagonist
    She spoke!
[05:53] May Dough
    S'il vous plaît.
[05:54] Ojojojo
    Excelsior, Sebas.
[05:58] Purple
    Splendid footwork, Sebas-chan.
[06:01] Purple
    Would you like to join the track club?
[06:05] Ojojojo
    Here.
[06:06] Fan Service Specialist
    Lucky.
[06:08] Fan Service Specialist
    Can I have some?
[06:10] Ojojojo
    Sure.
[06:11] Fan Service Specialist
    Thank you.
[06:13] Purple
    Me, too, then.
[06:17] Purple
    Sparkly eyes!
[06:20] Protagonist
    What did you take?
[06:22] Ojojojo
    Minoa, you're right.
[06:27] Ojojojo
    Something's wrong.
[06:28] Protagonist
    You finally get it?
[06:30] Protagonist
    Sebas serves Earl Grey this time of the day.
[06:33] Protagonist
    This is Houjicha.
[06:36] Protagonist
    That?
[06:36] Protagonist
    That's what's wrong?
SIGN    Anime Club
[06:40] Butcho
    About the club president for next year...
[06:43] Protagonist
    This is wrong!
[06:44] Butcho
    How is it wrong?
[06:46] Butcho
    Every club is talking about
    the transition right now.
[06:49] Protagonist
    I'm not talking about that.
[06:51] Protagonist
    I mean, everything's gone sideways.
[06:53] Evil Normie
    Everything has?
[06:55] Ojojojo
    Minoa's been like this all day.
[06:58] Professor Chuchuchuni
    Weird?
[06:59] Professor Chuchuchuni
    What is weird?
[07:01] Professor Chuchuchuni
    That's weird!
[07:03] Evil Normie
    Are you seeing something, Minoa-chan?
[07:06] Professor Chuchuchuni
    You must have acquired the
    power of the evil eye.
[07:08] Protagonist
    I have not!
[07:10] Protagonist
    Haven't you noticed everything's changed?
[07:13] Butcho
    Has it?
[07:14] Professor Chuchuchuni
    I suppose it has.
[07:16] Halp
    Well, now that you mention it...
[07:20] Evil Normie
    The series composition might have changed.
[07:22] Protagonist
    The series composition?
[07:24] Ojojojo
    No way.
[07:25] Ojojojo
    Now, of all times?
[07:26] Evil Normie
    Did Tahiro run away?
[07:28] Halp
    Would it matter that much that he's gone?
[07:32] Protagonist
    What? What?
[07:33] Protagonist
    What are you talking about?
[07:35] Professor Chuchuchuni
    This calls for confirmation.
[07:37] Butcho
    Want to watch the opening again, then?
[07:40] A
    Agreed.
[07:41] Protagonist
    Opening?
[07:42] Protagonist
    Again?
[07:44] Butcho
    I'm going to rewind.
[07:57] Fan Service Specialist
    Yuicching!
SIGN    Series Composition Hirota Mitsutaka
[08:27] Butcho
    It's still him.
[08:29] Protagonist
    Wait, what's going on?
[08:32] Protagonist
    Why are you all okay with this?
[08:34] Halp
    Calm down, Minoa.
[08:36] Halp
    Jump the shark too much now,
    and they'll cancel us at Episode 11.
[08:40] Protagonist
    Cancel us at Episode 11?
[08:41] Butcho
    Because it's too different from
    what's been happening so far?
[08:43] Protagonist
    They'll accuse us of not sticking to a genre.
[08:47] Ojojojo
    What genre will make them happy?
[08:50] Ojojojo
    Slice-of-life?
[08:51] Ojojojo
    School?
[08:52] Ojojojo
    Moe?
[08:52] Ojojojo
    Otome?
[08:53] Halp
    Genre classifications are becoming
    more and more complicated by the year.
[08:58] Evil Normie
    We may need to at least settle on whether
    it's a gag show or a realistic show.
[09:02] >3
    Then it's time to explode.
[09:04] Protagonist
    Explode?
[09:06] Evil Normie
    Anti-flash, anti-blast.
[09:16] >3
    See, now it's comedy.
[09:18] Protagonist
    My eyes... My eyes!
[09:24] >3
    And this is if we're realistic.
[09:27] Rick Sanchez
    Yet we're alive.
[09:29] Halp
    It's not fully realistic.
[09:31] Evil Normie
    What would happen if it were?
[09:36] Butcho
    Let's do it.
[09:41] >3
    You better buy me mackerel sashimi.
[09:53] Protagonist
    Neko-senpai!
[09:55] Evil Normie
    It's realistic.
[09:56] Professor Chuchuchuni
    It's definitely realistic.
[09:58] Ojojojo
    Realism...
[09:59] Halp
    ...is amazing.
[10:01] Protagonist
    Neko-senpai!
[10:03] Protagonist
    Neko-senpai!
SIGN    Our Friend Kouki's Second Betrayal
[10:20] Protagonist
    Are you all right?
[10:21] >3
    I thought I was dead.
[10:24] Evil Normie
    Minoa-chan, are you not going home yet?
[10:28] Protagonist
    I wanted to talk to Neko-senpai some more.
[10:31] Evil Normie
    All right.
[10:32] Evil Normie
    You've been overreacting today,
    so I was a bit worried.
[10:37] Protagonist
    Sorry.
[10:39] Protagonist
    Everyone's totally decided
    that I'm the weird one.
[10:44] Evil Normie
    See you.
[10:46] Protagonist
    Aurora-senpai.
[10:48] Protagonist
    Aurora-senpai?
[10:53] Protagonist
    Nakano-senpai?
[10:54] Evil Normie
    Yes?
[10:56] Protagonist
    U-Um...
[10:58] Protagonist
    You said you had five siblings, right?
[11:01] Evil Normie
    Huh?
[11:02] Evil Normie
    Oh, yeah.
[11:03] Protagonist
    Is your oldest brother a lot older than you?
[11:07] Protagonist
    Say, by 20 years.
[11:11] Evil Normie
    Not at all.
[11:12] Evil Normie
    Why?
[11:14] Protagonist
    Oh, never mind, then.
[11:17] Protagonist
    Sorry.
[11:18] Protagonist
    See you.
[11:30] >3
    What's this about his siblings?
[11:33] Protagonist
    Nah, it's nothing.
[11:49] Protagonist
    I'm home.
[11:54] The Simpsons
    Welcome home.
[11:56] Breadrunner
    It looked like it was raining earlier.
[11:58] Breadrunner
    Were you okay?
[11:59] Mom
    You're home late.
[12:01] Dad
    Sorry, we already watched the
    recording of Tennen Maid.
[12:06] Breadrunner
    Mii-chan?
[12:07] Protagonist
    I-I'm home.
[12:12] Protagonist
    Thank goodness.
[12:14] Breadrunner
    What's wrong?
[12:15] Mom
    You're such a silly girl.
[12:17] Dad
    Sorry, we already watched
    Molly the Witch, too.
[12:25] Protagonist
    No way!
[12:27] 60s Mom
    Shall we start dinner?
[12:29] Breadrunner
    I'll help.
[12:30] Dad
    Me, too, then.
[12:31] 60s Mom
    Thank you.
[12:33] 60s Mom
    Let's race to the kitchen, then.
[12:35] 60s Mom
    Hoy, sir!
[12:42] Dad
    It looks delicious.
[12:43] Breadrunner
    Here.
[12:43] Breadrunner
    Thanks.
SIGN    The Next Day
[13:09] Protagonist
    Ow!
[13:10] Butcho
    This is bad!
[13:15] Protagonist
    What's wrong?
[13:16] Butcho
    A Gigamachinju showed up in the city.
[13:20] Protagonist
    A Gigamachinju?
[13:21] Butcho
    It's headed our way.
[13:23] Professor Chuchuchuni
    Be calm.
[13:25] Professor Chuchuchuni
    We're safe.
[13:27] Professor Chuchuchuni
    I've already set up a barrier.
[13:29] Protagonist
    It's weird, Kaikai-senpai doesn't
    seem any different from usual.
[13:36] Professor Chuchuchuni
    Musashisakai Kai!
SIGN    Right
SIGN    Left
[13:50] Shaolin Soccer
    Guren Shoot!
[13:56] Butcho
    That's a bit too much firepower.
[14:00] Protagonist
    How?
[14:02] Protagonist
    How can you all be so okay with this?
[14:04] Protagonist
    This is wrong!
[14:06] Protagonist
    It's not like we're in an anime!
[14:08] Ojojojo
    "It's not like we're in an anime"?
[14:10] Butcho
    This is great.
[14:12] Halp
    Is there a problem?
[14:14] Halp
    You've been talking crazy since yesterday.
[14:18] Professor Chuchuchuni
    What has your soul been possessed by?
[14:21] Protagonist
    Get a grip, I'm begging you.
[14:22] Protagonist
    Anime is anime.
[14:24] Protagonist
    It's not reality.
[14:25] Protagonist
    You're the ones being crazy.
[14:28] Ojojojo
    Are you rejecting anime?
[14:32] Ojojojo
    What a terrifying child!
[14:35] Ojojojo
    I thought you loved the
    Anime Club more than anyone.
[14:39] Ojojojo
    And yet...
[14:41] Protagonist
    Wait a second.
[14:42] Ojojojo
    What a terrifying child!
[14:44] Protagonist
    Arisu-chan!
[14:45] Halp
    Is it truly a love of anime if one
    doesn't accept every aspect of anime?
[14:50] Ojojojo
    I'm done with you.
[14:55] Ojojojo
    I'm disappointed.
[14:58] Protagonist
    Why?
[15:13] Protagonist
    Why is it suddenly sunset?!
[15:23] (Flashback) Ojojojo
    I'm done with you.
[15:29] (Flashback) Ojojojo
    Are you rejecting anime?
SIGN    Autumn Wars
SIGN    Replica
[15:49] Protagonist
    What?
[15:50] Protagonist
    No.
[15:51] Protagonist
    No.
[15:52] Protagonist
    No!
[15:54] Breadrunner
    Mii-chan, what's wrong?
[15:59] Protagonist
    Am I weird?
[16:01] Protagonist
    Am I not normal?
[16:03] Protagonist
    Is there something wrong with me?
[16:08] Breadrunner
    Mii-chan...
[16:09] Breadrunner
    Of course there isn't.
[16:19] Breadrunner
    Hang on just a little longer.
[16:22] Breadrunner
    We're almost at the ending.
SIGN    The Next Day
[16:46] Protagonist
    Morning.
[16:47] Halp
    Good morning.
[16:48] Protagonist
    Morning.
[16:49] Fan Service Specialist
    Morning.
[16:52] Protagonist
    Weird, I feel like everyone's staring at me.
[16:57] Fan Service Specialist
    What do you expect?
[17:00] Fan Service Specialist
    I heard you said you hate anime.
[17:09] Protagonist
    I never...
[17:12] Protagonist
    said that!
[17:19] Ojojojo
    Good day.
[17:40] Evil Normie
    Morning.
[17:45] Protagonist
    Aurora-senpai.
[17:48] Evil Normie
    Could you please not call me by that name?
[17:53] Evil Normie
    You're right that something's changed.
[17:56] Protagonist
    Senpai...
[17:57] Evil Normie
    I might not have noticed
    if you hadn't mentioned it.
[18:02] Protagonist
    Thank goodness.
[18:03] Protagonist
    I thought I was the one going crazy.
[18:07] Evil Normie
    There must be a cause.
[18:09] Protagonist
    A cause?
[18:11] Evil Normie
    A cause for all the impossible
    things that are happening.
[18:15] Evil Normie
    Can you think of anything?
[18:17] Protagonist
    Impossible things?
[18:27] Protagonist
    It's all your doing, isn't it?
[18:28] >3
    Huh?
[18:29] Protagonist
    I knew it was weird... A talking cat!
[18:33] >3
    You're pointing that out now?
[18:37] Protagonist
    When I first opened the door, there you were.
[18:41] >3
    Indeed, thank you.
[18:43] Protagonist
    And you told me not to open the door.
[18:45] Protagonist
    Everything's gotten weirder and weirder
[18:47] Protagonist
    since Nakano-senpai and the
    others started talking to you.
[18:51] Protagonist
    You must be the cause of all of this!
[18:55] Protagonist
    Is that right?
[18:59] Evil Normie
    Now, let's get to the bottom of everything.
[19:05] Protagonist
    W-Wait!
[19:22] Protagonist
    The door...
[19:30] A
    And now it's my turn!
[19:32] A
    Behold! Black Red Blue Yellow
    Golden Dragon! Summon!
[19:43] Halp
    Herpty herpty, derpty derpty,
    herpty herpty, derpty derpty...
[19:46] Protagonist
    Arisu-chan! Miko-chan!
[19:49] Halp
    What?
[20:06] Protagonist
    Even me?
[20:08] Protagonist
    Anime?
[20:09] Evil Normie
    The shackles have been broken.
[20:11] Protagonist
    Senpai.
[20:13] Evil Normie
    With the Observer absent,
    order will be destroyed.
[20:18] Protagonist
    What are you talking about?
[20:20] >3
    Who are you?!
[20:22] >3
    Are you from the other side?
[20:26] Evil Normie
    That's right.
[20:27] Evil Normie
    The anime side.
[20:29] Evil Normie
    Just like you.
[20:31] Protagonist
    Neko-senpai? An anime?
[20:33] >3
    You're shocked at me?!
[20:36] Evil Normie
    This world will soon be engulfed in anime.
[20:41] Protagonist
    Engulfed?
[20:42] >3
    Who do you work for?
[20:50] Evil Normie
    He has come.
[21:05] Evil Normie
    New World Big Bang!
[21:18] Protagonist
    Guys...
[21:24] Evil Normie
    This is reality.
[23:08] >3
    Did we even talk anime today?
[23:12] >3
    The title Anime-Gataris means
    "Anime Talk," doesn't it?
[23:16] >3
    Wait, let's check the opening again.
[23:21] Fan Service Specialist
    Yuicching!
[23:23] >3
    Yuicching...
[23:25] >3
    Yuicching?!
[23:29] >3
    What a terrifying girl.
[23:30] >3
    What was once old is new again!
[23:33] >3
    And next, here comes the title card.
[23:37] >3
    "Anime-Non-Talk"?!

12 - Minoa, Katharsis

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[00:02] Pink
    What's going on?!
[00:04] N
    The year is 2016 AD.
[00:07] N
    The world of slightly
    clumsy, cheeky, tomboyish,
[00:11] N
    panicky high school girl
    Asagaya Minoa is in crisis.
[00:15] N
    A true madame and anime
    otaku, Kamiigusa Arisu.
[00:19] N
    A studious glasses girl and
    anime otaku, Kouenji Miko.
[00:22] N
    Cosplayer and anime otaku, Aoyama Erika.
[00:26] N
    Evil-eyed man with special abilities,
    and anime otaku, Musashisakai Kai...
[00:29] N
    Her comrades were all consumed by anime.
[00:34] N
    Her bittersweet but burning relationship
[00:37] N
    with cowardly traitor
    Nakano Aurora is concluded.
[00:40] N
    Aurora reveals many truths:
[00:44] N
    That the anime world and real
    world exist in parallel;
[00:48] N
    that the anime club was the location
    of Japan's first anime studio;
[00:53] N
    and that Aurora himself was a
    resident of the anime world.
[00:57] N
    Minoa can be heard shouting far and wide.
[00:59] N
    "Aurora-senpai!"
[01:02] Pink
    Did that revelation ever happen?
[01:05] >3
    Did they just kill me?!
[01:08] Oh; Laura
    Would you please stop calling me Aurora?
[01:11] Pink
    And what do you mean by
    "cheeky, tomboyish, and panicky"?
[01:15] N
    Minoa's protest against her character
    profile was shot down without mercy.
[01:21] Pink
    You're going to ignore me?
[01:23] N
    This man with the anime
    world beret is the man
[01:25] N
    who attempted to claim this
    program's setting as his own.
[01:28] N
    But to do so, he would have
    needed to be far more capable.
[01:34] N
    As a result, he was rejected
    by both anime and reality.
[01:38] N
    His very existence was erased.
[01:41] >3
    Death by narrator?
[01:42] Oh; Laura
    No!
[01:44] Oh; Laura
    What about our promise?
[01:48] Pink
    What did you promise?
[01:51] Oh; Laura
    My name...
[01:53] Oh; Laura
    That he would change my name.
[01:55] Oh; Laura
    Maybe he's already fulfilled his promise.
[01:59] Oh; Laura
    That's it.
[02:00] Oh; Laura
    That must be it.
[02:02] Oh; Laura
    My name is...
[02:03] Pink
    Aurora.
[02:04] Oh; Laura
    Son of a bitch!
[02:08] Oh; Laura
    Where's the beret?
[02:13] Pink
    Neko-senpai, I still can't believe it.
[02:17] Pink
    Isn't anime something that people make?
[02:20] Oh; Laura
    That's where you're mistaken.
[02:22] Oh; Laura
    You didn't create us.
[02:25] Oh; Laura
    We've always existed.
[02:27] Oh; Laura
    You only depicted us.
[02:31] Oh; Laura
    I've watched it happen.
[02:33] Oh; Laura
    Anime is created into this
    world, and is spread.
[02:38] Oh; Laura
    It took decades.
[02:43] Oh; Laura
    You're becoming anime, too.
[02:47] Oh; Laura
    But first...
[02:49] Oh; Laura
    Do something about my damn name!
[02:52] Mikoly Kaikin
    Aurora.
[02:54] Mikoly Kaikin
    Aurora.
[02:54] Oh; Laura
    Stop!
[02:57] Oh; Laura
    Quit harmonizing my name!
[02:57] Oh; Laura
    Aurora.
[03:20] Ojojojo
    Minoa.
[03:23] Ojojojo
    What's wrong? You're so out of it.
[03:26] Ojojojo
    Have you watched yesterday's Mahojuku?
[03:30] Studious glasses girl
    The art was amazing.
[03:33] Ojojojo
    I wish I could have highlights like
    hers in my eyes in my close-up shots.
[03:37] Studious glasses girl
    I want them to do my hair gradients, too.
[03:41] Yuwitching
    I totally agree.
[03:43] Yuwitching
    That studio really brings out the actors.
[03:48] Ojojojo
    Indeed.
[03:48] Pink
    Thank goodness.
[03:49] Studious glasses girl
    We still have time to make changes.
[03:50] Pink
    It must have been a dream.
[03:51] Ojojojo
    We do.
[03:52] Yuwitching
    Totally.
[03:53] Purple
    Hey!
[03:53] Studious glasses girl
    I'll write the script from here.
[03:54] Purple
    It's time to start class!
[03:55] Yuwitching
    Nice!
[03:55] Purple
    You there! Get back to your seats!
[03:56] Ojojojo
    Is that how it is?
[03:56] Studious glasses girl
    I'll make it even better.
[03:58] Yuwitching
    Awesome!
[04:06] Pink
    What?
[04:07] Pink
    What was that?
[04:08] Purple
    Are you serious?!
[04:11] Ojojojo
    It looks like the robotics club
    botched its new weapon again.
[04:15] Pink
    Again?
[04:23] Ojojojo
    What's the matter?
[04:31] Green
    Minoacchi.
[04:32] Green
    What's wrong with you?
[04:33] Green
    You look like you've seen a ghost.
[04:35] Mikoly Kaikin
    Have you acquired a new element?
[04:39] Minowatching
    Arisu-chan, call Sebas-san, please.
[04:41] Ojojojo
    Sebas?
[04:43] Ojojojo
    Why?
[04:43] Minowatching
    Just do it.
[04:50] Minowatching
    It's a mask!
[04:52] Studious glasses girl
    Half-assed.
[04:54] Seabass
    Mon petit coeur.
[04:56] Minowatching
    I wasn't dreaming.
[04:59] Green
    I thought we had you.
[05:08] Ojojojo
    Minoa, why do you run?
[05:10] Studious glasses girl
    We used to be friends!
[05:12] Green
    We have a club meeting at lunch, Minoacchi.
[05:22] Nonono
    So, Dad, your recommendation for
    the season is Yoyoyo Season 2?
[05:25] Minowatching
    Onee-chan.
[05:26] Dadadad
    Absolutely.
[05:27] Nonono
    Your Reindeer in August is
    my favorite returning series.
[05:32] Dadadad
    That's not bad, either.
[05:33] Dadadad
    I have high hopes for Papipupepopip, too.
[05:36] Nonono
    It's extended.
[05:37] Dadadad
    No way!
[05:38] Momomom
    Hey, welcome home.
[05:40] Minowatching
    Mom.
[05:41] Minowatching
    I never knew Dad had the day off.
[05:43] Momomom
    You come home early when you
    don't have club work, huh?
[05:45] Nonono
    Yeah, and we only had morning classes.
[05:48] Dadadad
    I had stuff.
[05:49] Nonono
    What's your favorite this season?
[05:51] Momomom
    I can't wait for A Sister's All You Need.
[05:55] Momomom
    Miyako-chan's absolutely adorable.
[05:57] Dadadad
    I know, totally!
[05:59] Nonono
    I've been interested in that one, too.
[06:00] Minowatching
    I'm here, you know.
[06:12] Nonono
    Mom, can my friends stay over
    in the Japanese room upstairs?
[06:17] Momomom
    Can't you use your own room?
[06:19] Nonono
    I'm having three over.
[06:22] Dadadad
    Don't break Dad's figures.
[06:26] A
    Let it eat you.
SIGN    Death by Narrator
[06:39] Mushroom
    Let it eat you!
[06:45] Mushroom
    Just let anime eat you.
[06:48] Mushroom
    Like everyone else.
[06:50] Minowatching
    Like everyone else?
[06:52] Minowatching
    That's right. Nothing will change.
[06:55] Minowatching
    The world won't disappear.
[06:56] Minowatching
    I won't become a zombie.
[06:59] Mushroom Minoa
    You'll stop being lonely.
[07:04] Minowatching
    This is how it should be, right?
[07:09] Minowatching
    Why do you look so sad?
[07:11] Ojojojo
    Hurry up.
[07:13] Ojojojo
    Become one with that girl.
[07:16] Mikoly Kaikin
    The door to the new world is almost open.
[07:20] Studious glasses girl
    Come to our side, Minoa.
[07:35] Mushroom Minoa
    It was fun.
[07:37] Mushroom Minoa
    I thought Arisu-chan and Miko-chan were
    unapproachable, but I got to talk to them.
[07:42] Mushroom Minoa
    About anime.
[07:45] Mushroom Minoa
    We decided to make the anime club together,
[07:48] Mushroom Minoa
    and we met Erika-senpai,
    Kaikai-senpai and Aurora-senpai.
[07:53] Mushroom Minoa
    We always had anime to talk about.
[07:56] Minowatching
    I don't want everyone to leave me.
[07:59] Mushroom Minoa
    So let's just become anime.
[08:10] Minowatching
    No.
[08:20] Minowatching
    Ow...
[08:23] Dadadad
    Now you're getting it, Maya.
[08:25] Nonono
    I know.
[08:27] Dadadad
    Want to join the next event as a family?
[08:29] Nonono
    No way.
[08:30] Dadadad
    You're totally welcome to.
[08:31] Nonono
    No thanks.
[08:34] Minowatching
    What is this?!
[08:37] >3
    Got some time, little kitten?
[08:39] Minowatching
    Neko-senpai!
[08:41] >3
    Mrowr.
[08:42] Minowatching
    Meow.
[08:43] >3
    Now, are you ready?
[08:45] >3
    Let's run.
[08:46] Minowatching
    Okay-nya!
[08:48] >3
    You've rejected becoming an anime.
[08:51] >3
    You're going to be rejected, now, too.
[08:52] Minowatching
    Rejected?
[08:53] >3
    You're not going to exist in this world.
[08:55] Minowatching
    Is there no way to change
    things back to normal?
[08:58] >3
    We just need the beret.
[09:00] Minowatching
    What's the deal with that beret?
[09:03] >3
    It's the source of great power,
[09:05] >3
    connecting the anime world to the real world.
[09:14] Oh; Laura
    I found it!
[09:15] Oh; Laura
    I found it!
[09:17] Oh; Laura
    At last, I'm...
[09:19] >3
    We just need to bring the beret from the
    border between worlds back to the anime world.
[09:24] >3
    At least, that's my guess.
[09:26] Minowatching
    Border?
[09:27] >3
    It's the door in the club room. What else?
[09:30] Minowatching
    How did this happen in the first place?
[09:33] >3
    Long story short...
SIGN    Minoa's world
SIGN    What's inside here?
[09:35] [SONG] Text
    Desire to open the door
SIGN    Border
SIGN    Woo! High-school girl's voice! It's been a while!
SIGN    Desire to get a look at the high-school girl
SIGN    Coincidence!
SIGN    Just a peek!! In retrospect, this was a big bang-level bad move.
SIGN    Neko Excitement Gauge
SIGN    Anime world
[09:36] >3 Thanks; studio
    It's like this.
[09:36] Minowatching
    So it's all your fault!
[09:40] Minowatching
    I don't believe it.
[09:42] >3
    You know, though, this all happened
[09:45] >3
    because you let Aurora get in your head,
    and you opened the door.
[09:49] Minowatching
    Jeez!
[09:50] Minowatching
    You're going to blame me?
[10:00] Minowatching
    Something's coming.
[10:04] >3
    The eyecatch...
[10:05] Minowatching
    No!
SIGN    Anime-Gataris
SIGN    Minoa, Katharsis
[10:20] Minowatching
    That was terrible.
[10:21] >3
    I didn't expect the eyecatch.
[10:24] Minowatching
    What is this?
[10:25] >3
    The beret has begun purifying the world.
[10:27] >3
    It's all becoming a blank slate.
[10:29] Minowatching
    A blank slate?
[10:30] >3
    It's going to be erased.
[10:32] Minowatching
    This is bad!
[10:36] Minowatching
    It's all too late.
[10:39] Minowatching
    I had a fun life.
[10:42] >3
    Wait, wait, wait!
[10:45] >3
    Oy! Get a grip!
[10:46] >3
    You're being consumed by a recap episode!
[10:52] >3
    You're determined to take
    back your world, aren't you?
[10:55] Minowatching
    My world?
[10:58] >3
    The world that's vanishing now has
    in it your memories and your friends.
[11:03] Minowatching
    I won't let them erase my world!
[11:11] >3
    That's it!
[11:17] Minowatching
    Your paw is so squishy.
[11:19] >3
    It gets me any she-cat, every time.
[11:22] >3
    Let's go.
[11:23] >3
    Hurry!
[11:24] >3
    It's catching up!
[11:29] Minowatching
    What the heck?!
[11:31] >3
    It's trying to remove impurities.
[11:33] Minowatching
    Is there no one on my side?
[11:36] >3
    Sure there are.
[11:42] Flying Animu
    Minoa.
[11:44] Minowatching
    You're from Ultra Katharsis Koritsi.
[11:46] Minowatching
    No way!
[11:50] Minowatching
    The robot's coming!
[11:53] >3
    You have allies in the anime world.
[11:56] >3
    All the anime you've cherished.
[12:06] Minowatching
    It's so stiff.
[12:08] Minowatching
    Go, damn it!
[12:16] Minowatching
    It's the real thing!
[12:17] First-time VR experience
    Shoot, I'm getting nervous.
[12:20] >3
    I get the feeling, but pull the throttle.
[12:23] Minowatching
    Right.
[12:25] Minowatching
    Go!
[12:26] Minowatching
    Go!
[12:29] Flying Animu
    Hear my song!
[12:34] >3
    Get them!
[12:36] Minowatching
    Eternal Symphony!
[12:47] >3
    Damn, that's as far as we go.
[12:49] Minowatching
    I'm going to ram through.
[12:54] Minowatching
    My drill pierces the heavens!
[12:58] Minowatching
    Go!
[13:06] Minowatching
    Katharsis!
[13:09] Minowatching
    We did it!
[13:14] Minowatching
    Where am I?
[13:18] Minowatching
    What's going on?
[13:19] Minowatching
    Isn't this the climax?
[13:21] >3
    We went against this world.
[13:24] >3
    We've been erased.
[13:25] Minowatching
    No...
[13:26] Oh; Laura
    Mikene-chan!
[13:28] Minowatching
    Aurora-senpai?
[13:31] Oh; Laura
    Mikene-chan!
[13:34] Oh; Laura
    Mikene-chan!
[13:35] Minowatching
    Mikene-chan, he's calling you.
[13:38] Oh; Laura
    You're Mikene-chan.
[13:40] Minowatching
    I'm Minoa.
SIGN    Main characters
SIGN    "You're sorely mistaken if you think twin tails are all tsundere!"
SIGN    Kandaiji Saaya Twin tail blonde princess-type. Secretly an anime otaku, but it's totally obvious. Takes the story in an unimaginable direction.
SIGN    Character Moe
SIGN    "I watch lots of anime. I recently watched Ghli!"
SIGN    Yotsugi Mikene First-year high school student. Has an anime otaku sister, but is herself an anime newbie
SIGN    Protagonist
SIGN    "This world in which I exist is not the true world."
SIGN    Azusawa Najimi A seemingly bland girl who actually has huge boobs. Loves alternate world light novels. Shuts herself inside her own world with her obscure knowledge.
SIGN    Light Novel Type
SIGN    This is bad,
SIGN    we're back to the planning phase.
SIGN    That's a terrible name, even in planning!
[13:48] Oh; Laura**
    Nothing changes, even when I wear this.
[13:52] >3
    We can't make use of that.
[13:55] Oh; Laura
    Wear it for me, Mikene-chan!
[13:57] Minowatching
    It's Minoa.
[14:01] Oh; Laura
    With this hat, one can do anything.
[14:03] Oh; Laura
    It's a symbol of absolute status and power.
[14:07] Minowatching
    No.
[14:08] Minowatching
    The person who wore this
    never thought such a thing.
[14:12] Minowatching
    This hat is a symbol of dreams,
    aspirations, and passion.
[14:15] Minowatching
    It's the bridge between our
    world and the anime world.
[14:19] Oh; Laura
    All right.
[14:19] Oh; Laura
    So first, do something about my name!
[14:22] >3
    This kid totally doesn't get it.
[14:25] Minowatching
    Open the way to the border.
[14:41] Minowatching
    Guys...
[14:42] Ojojojo
    Come over here.
[14:44] Minowatching
    We're all going to vanish
    if we don't do something.
[14:46] Studious glasses girl with secretly huge breasts
    Anime won't disappear.
[14:49] Studious glasses girl with secretly huge breasts
    You're just being stubborn, Minoa.
[14:51] Mikoly Kaikin
    Join our family so that
    we may live on together.
[14:54] Ojojojo
    Don't oppose anime.
[15:00] Mikoly Kaikin
    I love anime.
[15:03] Mikoly Kaikin
    I absolutely love it now.
[15:04] Mikoly Kaikin
    I could see all kinds of things
    by talking about anime with you.
[15:09] Mikoly Kaikin
    And it made us friends.
[15:12] Mikoly Kaikin
    Arisu-chan, you invited me to the anime club.
[15:15] Mikoly Kaikin
    You opened the door to anime for me.
[15:18] Mikoly Kaikin
    That's where it all began.
[15:20] Mikoly Kaikin
    Miko-chan, you never gave up, no matter
    how many times the scenario got scrapped.
[15:24] Mikoly Kaikin
    You showed me the passion and
    perseverance it takes to make anime.
[15:28] Mikoly Kaikin
    Erika-senpai, you taught me how fun
    and amazing Akihabara and events are.
[15:32] Mikoly Kaikin
    You taught me to truly enjoy anime.
[15:36] Mikoly Kaikin
    Kaikai-senpai, you saved the anime club
[15:39] Mikoly Kaikin
    from its first crisis with
    your powerful speech.
[15:42] Mikoly Kaikin
    It's Kai.
[15:43] Minowatching
    I love anime.
[15:46] Minowatching
    Anime brought me together with you.
[15:50] Minowatching
    I love it.
[15:52] Minowatching
    But in this anime, my favorite
    people are disappearing.
[15:57] Minowatching
    I hate this piece of shit anime!
[16:00] Ojojojo
    Mi...no...a...
[16:06] Minowatching
    Wait!
[16:12] Minowatching
    Arisu...
[16:14] Your Name
    It's over.
[16:16] Your Name
    My name...
[16:18] Minowatching
    Aurora-senpai!
[16:20] Your Name
    Don't call me that!
[16:22] Minowatching
    You helped me a lot.
[16:26] Minowatching
    You always kept me from giving up.
[16:30] Minowatching
    I admire you, Aurora-senpai.
[16:35] Minowatching
    I won't give up.
[16:49] Minowatching
    No...
[16:51] Minowatching
    It's over?
[17:01] Minowatching
    Arisu-chan.
[17:03] Ojojojo
    Get a grip.
[17:08] Minowatching
    Guys... Why?
[17:11] Ojojojo
    There's still a lot of anime
    we need to talk about.
[17:15] Minowatching
    Arisu...
[17:17] Ojojojo
    We haven't finished talking.
[17:19] Cosplayer
    Especially after your passionate speech.
[17:21] Mikoly Kaikin
    I wouldn't mind appreciating you.
[17:24] Studious glasses girl with secretly huge breasts
    We all appreciate you.
[17:25] Ojojojo
    Let's talk.
[17:27] Ojojojo
    A lot, lot, lot more.
[17:32] Minowatching
    But we have to take this beret
    to the other side of the door.
[17:36] Minowatching
    How do we do that?
[17:48] Minowatching
    You're kidding me!
[17:50] Minowatching
    RoboArisu?!
[17:53] Mikoly Kaikin
    It's answered my summoning and
    came from distant dimensions.
[17:57] Ojojojo
    The art's still shoddy.
[17:59] Ojojojo
    This is an exciting twist, don't you think?
[18:01] Minowatching
    Here we go, guys.
[18:04] Yendam
    Alpha!
[18:06] Yendam
    Alpha!
[18:06] Yendam
    Alpha!
[18:07] Yendam
    Alpha!
[18:12] Yendam
    Not enough money.
[18:15] Ojojojo
    Oh, dear.
[18:17] Minowatching
    Arisu-chan!
[18:18] Minowatching
    Don't try to solve everything with money.
[18:21] Ojojojo
    What else do we solve it with?
[18:24] Minowatching
    With our...
[18:26] Minowatching
    passion!
[18:31] Minowatching
    The rocket punch is the highlight of anime!
[18:46] >3
    The border's opened!
[18:51] Minowatching
    Neko-senpai.
[18:53] >3
    I'm sick of chasing this damn hat!
[18:57] Minowatching
    Aurora-senpai.
[18:59] Oh; Laura
    I want to change that name.
[19:02] Oh; Laura
    But you said you admire me, Minoa-chan.
[19:07] Oh; Laura
    I don't want to become shit anime, either.
[19:10] >3
    We're taking this situation to
    our side along with this beret.
[19:16] Minowatching
    But then...
[19:19] Minowatching
    Senpai!
[19:21] >3
    Later, Asagaya Minoa.
[19:23] >3
    Let's meet someday
    under happier circumstances.
[19:26] Ojojojo
    Aurora-senpai!
[19:28] Cosplayer
    Auroracchi!
[19:29] Mikoly Kaikin
    Aurora!
[19:32] Oh; Laura
    I told you, I don't like that name.
[19:35] Oh; Laura
    Oh, shit! My name!
[19:36] Oh; Laura
    Change my name!
[19:38] Minowatching
    What?
[19:39] Minowatching
    Err...
[19:42] Minowatching
    G-G-G-Grovelboy!
[19:43] Oh; Laura
    Grovel?!
[19:48] Minowatching
    Senpai!
[20:03] Where's my glasses
    Have you still not chosen a club, Mii-chan?
[20:06] ---
    Mm... not yet.
[20:09] Pink
    I personally like Hero School
    and Ru:ZERO this season.
[20:12] Pink
    I have big hopes for Shikabari,
    the original anime, too.
[20:15] Pink
    The Time Travel Shounen OP is legit, too.
[20:18] Pink
    Jun-nii's stylish fence jump!
[20:20] Yuwitching
    You sure do like anime, Minoa.
[20:22] Yuwitching
    This season's kind of lopsided, too, honestly.
[20:28] Ojojojo
    You like anime?
[20:32] Minowatching
    Yeah.
[20:33] Minowatching
    Actually, I love it.
[20:35] Ojojojo
    I do, too.
[20:37] Minowatching
    Really?
[20:38] Ojojojo
    I absolutely love Director Ogikubo.
[20:41] Minowatching
    You totally get it, Arisu-chan.
[20:43] Anti-purple
    What's all this fuss about?
[20:45] Minowatching
    Sorry, we got carried away.
[20:47] Anti-purple
    If you want to talk about anime so much,
    why don't you join the Anime Club?
[20:52] Ojojojo
    Anime Club?
[20:54] Anti-purple
    The president's a bit weird, though.
[20:58] Anti-purple
    Our Anime Club is good.
[21:01] Anti-green
    Wait, President!
[21:02] Anti-brown
    Pardon us.
[21:06] Ojojojo
    Here we are.
[21:07] Ojojojo
    Pardon me.
[21:11] Minowatching
    Miko-chan.
[21:12] Studious glasses girl with secretly huge breasts
    I knew you'd come.
[21:14] Ojojojo
    So you did like anime.
[21:16] Cosplayer
    Are you looking to join?
[21:18] Cosplayer
    Welcome to the Anime Club.
[21:20] Cosplayer
    Mikocchi, can you redo this script? Thanks.
[21:24] Studious glasses girl with secretly huge breasts
    More changes?
[21:26] Cosplayer
    I'm looking forward to it, Chan-miko.
[21:29] Cosplayer
    Is that a character for
    the school festival anime?
[21:31] Mikoly Kaikin
    Something like that.
[21:32] Mikoly Kaikin
    He's a singing, dancing, idol-lover
    with special abilities.
[21:40] Minowatching
    What's over there?
[21:42] Cosplayer
    Why don't you open it?
[21:50] Ojojojo
    Look!
[21:51] Ojojojo
    It's a mountain of treasures!
SIGN    Aurora (Kouki)
SIGN    The End
[23:33] >3
    What?
[23:34] >3
    Are we seriously doing this?
[23:36] >3
    Who does this after the heartwarming finale?!
[23:38] >3
    After that ending?!
[23:40] >3
    Oh, whatever.
[23:42] >3
    Merry Christmas, everyone!
[23:44] >3
    And next week, happy New Year.
SIGN    Thanks for watching
[23:47] Shhh don't tell the sub
    Meow.