Season 1
- 1 - Minoa, Anime Rookie!
- 2 - Anime-Gataris, Assemble!
- 3 - Erika, Cosplayer x Cosplayer
- 4 - Club Room Go Boom!
- 5 - Beibei, Don't Go
- 6 - Kaikai Love Climax
- 7 - Miko Quits Writing
- 8 - Arisu Can't Make Enough Money
- 9 - The Anime Club: Forever Snobs
- 10 - Anime Club Finally Falls
- 11 - Our Friend Kouki's Second Betrayal
- 12 - Minoa, Katharsis
1 - Minoa, Anime Rookie!
Source: Crunchyroll
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[01:09] Pink
I slept in!
[01:25] TV
It's getting some incredible hype.
SIGN Tourism economy booming in city
where popular anime Galtan is set
SIGN Galtan's economic effects on the town of Oarai
[01:28] TV
It's having an amazing effect on the economy.
[01:33] Pink
Morning!
[01:34] Taki-sensei-dad
Morning, Minoa.
[01:41] Pink
Jeez, why didn't anyone wake me up?
[01:45] Orange
I did.
[01:46] Orange
And you were like...
[01:49] Orange
"Asagaya Minoa is now awake, sir!"
[01:52] Orange
"Ready for action, sir!"
[01:56] Pink
Was I?
[01:58] Orange
It's what always happens, though.
[02:00] Pink
Why didn't you wake me up again, then?
[02:05] Pink
You're taking it pretty easy today.
[02:07] Orange
We don't have morning practice today.
[02:08] Mom
What about you, Mii-chan?
[02:10] Mom
Aren't you going to join a club or anything?
[02:12] Pink
Not really.
[02:13] Pink
I'm not like Onee-chan.
I'm not athletic or anything.
[02:17] Mom
What about an arts club?
[02:20] Pink
An arts club?
[02:22] ---
It's okay, Mii-chan.
[02:24] Orange
You've been the type to play inside your
room rather than outside, even as a kid.
[02:30] Pink
Onee-chan, did I watch
anime when I was little?
[02:35] Orange
I think you did.
[02:37] Orange
Haritaro and Dezumon and all that.
[02:39] Orange
I watched PreFae with you.
[02:43] Orange
Thanks for the meal.
[02:44] Pink
PreFae, huh?
[02:46] Pink
That's not it.
[02:49] Pink
I'm leaving.
[02:51] Taki-sensei-dad
Minoa, let's go to the station together.
[02:53] Pink
I'm going to be late.
[03:07] Bike
Morning.
[03:08] Not-bike
Erika! Give me a ride!
[03:09] Not-bike
Nope. Double riding is illegal.
[03:17] A
Go Sakaneko!
[03:18] A
Go! Go!
[04:57] Pink
Morning.
[04:59] A
Morning.
[05:00] B
Morning, Minocchi.
[05:03] Pink
Morning, Kouenji-san.
[05:05] Glasses
Good morning.
[05:07] Pink
What are you reading?
[05:09] Pink
That's a title?
[05:10] Pink
"A Certain..."
[05:12] Glasses
A Certain Report on the Irresponsible
and Depressing Chronicles
[05:15] Glasses
of Me and a Certain Eccentric
Childhood Friend.
[05:18] Pink
Th-That sounds complicated.
[05:21] Glasses
It's not complicated.
[05:23] Glasses
It's about a pathologically tardy protagonist
[05:25] Glasses
and their time-wasting childhood friend.
[05:28] Pink
O-Oh, yeah?
[05:37] A
M-Morning.
[05:39] Glitter
Good day.
[05:41] A
Sh-She's so cute.
[05:43] B
I love the way she's just
slightly condescending.
[05:44] Pink
Morning, Kamiigusa-san.
[05:46] Glitter
Good day.
[05:49] Brown
Morning, Minoa.
[05:51] Pink
Morning.
[05:54] Brown
Something about Kamiigusa-san?
[05:57] Pink
Nah, she just seems so flawless,
I don't know how to approach her.
[06:03] Brown
From what I've heard, she's...
[06:06] Glitter
Sebas!
[06:12] Glitter
Well done.
[06:15] Brown
She's really well-to-do.
[06:19] Pink
Yeah, I totally get that.
[06:22] Pink
I saw your morning practice.
[06:25] Brown
I can't improve my time.
[06:27] Pink
Hey, what made you decide
to join the track club?
[06:31] Brown
I saw a broadcast of the Olympics
when I was in elementary school.
[06:35] Brown
I was awed by the female athletes.
[06:38] Brown
I wanted to be able to run like them.
[06:42] Pink
You were moved as a child, huh?
[06:45] Brown
Don't you have anything like that, Minoa?
[06:49] Pink
Do you watch anime, Yui-chan?
[06:51] Brown
Anime?
[06:53] Brown
Not really, I guess.
[06:55] Pink
Yeah?
[06:56] Brown
Was there an anime that moved you as a kid?
[06:59] Pink
Not so much moved, but there's
one that I'm curious about.
[07:03] Brown
What's it called?
[07:05] Pink
That's the thing. I don't know.
[07:09] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
There's the bell.
[07:11] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
Morning, everyone.
[07:13] A
Good morning.
[07:16] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
Well, it's been almost a month
since the entrance ceremony.
[07:20] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
Are you enjoying high school life?
[07:25] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
Oh my, you're so quiet.
[07:28] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
I'm feeling lonely.
[07:31] Pink
Roppongi-sensei's so colorful.
[07:34] Brown
He's like that at track practice, too.
[07:48] A
Phone call for Gomon-sensei.
[07:50] A
Please come to the staff office.
[07:53] Pink
You're buying bread on top of your bento box?
[07:56] Brown
You burn up a lot of calories
when you're in track.
[08:00] Pink
Oh yeah, my sister eats a lot, too.
[08:03] Glitter
Asagaya-san...
[08:04] Pink
Yes?
[08:06] Pink
K-Kamiigusa-san!
[08:09] Brown
Her aura's amazing,
even during lunch break...
[08:12] Glitter
May I have a word with you?
[08:14] Pink
Yes.
[08:15] Glitter
I need to talk to you.
[08:17] Glitter
Would you kindly spare me
some time after school?
[08:20] Pink
Talk?
[08:22] Glitter
I'll be waiting at the art room show hall.
[08:25] Glitter
I ask you to come alone.
[08:27] Pink
Um...
[08:28] Pink
What are we...
[08:30] Glitter
Understood?
[08:31] Pink
What are we talking about?
[08:33] Glitter
I'll see you there.
[08:39] A
Did she get called out?
[08:41] B
Does she have her eye on her?
[08:43] Pink
Did I do something wrong?
[08:47] Brown
D-Dunno...
SIGN Verb usage
[08:49] Sensei
There's a 70% chance this
is going to be on the exam,
[08:53] Sensei
depending on my mood that day.
[08:56] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
That's it for homeroom.
[08:58] A
The budgeting committee meeting
will be beginning at 4 PM today.
[08:58] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
Class committee, could you give me a hand?
[09:02] A
All club presidents, please assemble
at the student committee office.
[09:10] Brown
Want me to come with you?
[09:13] Pink
It's okay, you should go to your club.
[09:16] Brown
But...
[09:16] Pink
She asked me to come by myself.
[09:28] ---
You dropped something.
[09:30] Poodlehead
Watch it!
[09:31] Poodlehead
You must be careful about
touching that grimoire.
[09:35] Pink
Grimoire?
[09:37] Poodlehead
Abracadabra, pasta la vista!
[09:42] Poodlehead
It's safe to touch now.
[09:44] Poodlehead
I set up a barrier.
[09:45] Pink
R-Right.
[09:51] Poodlehead
Danke schön.
[09:53] Poodlehead
Danke?
[09:59] Pink
People don't really come here.
[10:02] Glitter
That's why I called you here.
[10:05] Glitter
I'm glad you came.
[10:09] Pink
Um...
[10:10] Pink
What did you want to talk to me about?
[10:13] Glitter
Answer my questions honestly.
[10:18] Glitter
Understood?
SIGN Minoa, Anime Rookie!
[10:39] Glitter
Asagaya Minoa-san...
[10:41] Pink
Y-Yes?
[10:46] Glitter
Do you like anime?
[10:49] Pink
What?
[10:51] Glitter
Do you like anime?
[10:52] Pink
Anime?
[10:54] Glitter
You were asking Obata-san this
morning if she watches anime.
[10:58] Pink
Oh, yeah...
[10:59] Glitter
What are you watching this season?
[11:02] Pink
This season?
[11:02] Glitter
I personally like Hero School and Ru:ZERO.
[11:05] Glitter
I have big hopes for Shikabari,
the original anime, too.
[11:08] Glitter
The Time Travel Shounen OP is legit, too.
[11:11] Glitter
Jun-nii's stylish fence jump!
[11:13] Pink
Shikabari?
[11:17] Glitter
Oh, maybe we don't have any taste overlap.
[11:21] Glitter
Are you into slice-of-life, then?
[11:22] Pink
Overlap? What?
[11:24] Glitter
This season's kind of lopsided, honestly.
[11:27] Glitter
Too many battle anime.
[11:28] Glitter
Tamukeda and Toramiko are about
the only slice-of-life shows.
[11:30] Glitter
Oh, Bakusou?
[11:32] Glitter
Nah, that's a bike show pretending
to be a slice-of-life show.
[11:35] Glitter
Oh, I dabble in delinquent stuff, though.
[11:38] Glitter
They're a bit old,
but Kyou Kara Sessha Wa!! and Angel Story...
[11:42] Glitter
Wait, both are OVAs.
[11:44] Glitter
There's a remake boom happening now, though.
[11:46] Glitter
I wonder if they're going to make an anime
based on The Guy Who Dances With Bad Luck?
[11:50] Glitter
Huh?
[11:51] Glitter
That's not it, either?
[11:54] Glitter
Oh, do you like otome stuff?
[11:56] Glitter
Or hardcore robot anime?
[12:00] Glitter
You were talking about anime, weren't you?
[12:03] Pink
No, I, uh...
[12:04] Pink
I watched a normal amount of anime as a kid.
[12:06] Pink
Gachiemon and stuff.
[12:08] Glitter
Gachiemon!
[12:09] Glitter
Nobue? Karashi?
[12:10] Glitter
Which movie did you like?
[12:12] Glitter
I liked Chijipara Suikoden.
[12:14] Glitter
A lot of people online like the 70s version,
[12:16] Glitter
but I swear, the 2000s version has way
better character design than the original.
[12:22] Pink
I'm sorry, who's Nobue?
[12:28] Glitter
Forget everything I just said.
[12:31] Pink
I never knew you liked anime, Kamiigusa-san.
[12:34] Pink
You really don't look like the type.
[12:37] Glitter
Is there a problem with that?
[12:39] Pink
No, I got the sense that
you really like anime.
[12:44] Pink
You were talking really
enthusiastically just now.
[12:49] Pink
I thought you were more unapproachable.
[12:54] Glitter
Unapproachable?
[12:56] Glitter
Perhaps.
[12:58] Pink
I wish you'd always talk like you just did.
[13:02] Glitter
Good day.
[13:03] Pink
Wait!
[13:04] Pink
It's true that there's an anime I've been
curious about ever since I was little.
[13:10] Pink
But I can't remember which anime it was.
[13:16] Pink
You seem to know a lot.
[13:19] Pink
Maybe you'd know which one it is.
[13:23] Glitter
Describe a scene to me.
[13:25] Pink
A robot stands up, and a
girl transforms and sings,
[13:29] Pink
and they fly up into the sky with an angel.
[13:32] Glitter
That's it?
[13:34] Pink
That's it.
[13:35] Pink
But I have dreams about it, too.
[13:38] Pink
It must have been really moving to me.
[13:41] Glitter
Standing. Transforming. Singing.
[13:45] Glitter
Into the sky with an angel. Moving.
[13:53] Glitter
It might be the final episode
of Espoir no Shoujo Kaiji.
[13:57] Pink
Nope.
[14:00] Glitter
A Dog of Decadence.
[14:01] Glitter
This is the show about
angels and going into the sky.
[14:03] Glitter
The last episode was so sad!
[14:05] Glitter
I cried so hard.
[14:07] Pink
That's not it.
[14:09] Glitter
Cinnamon Roll Z.
[14:11] Glitter
Previous Genesis Everstrike.
[14:13] Glitter
Autumn Wars.
[14:15] Pink
I don't think that's it.
[14:17] Glitter
Are you sure it's an anime?
[14:19] Pink
I'm certain.
[14:21] Glitter
I don't have enough information.
[14:23] Glitter
Maybe if I knew what
happens before or after.
[14:26] Pink
I wonder if I'm remembering wrong.
[14:30] Glitter
I apologize for not being of assistance.
[14:32] Pink
I'm sorry, too.
[14:34] Pink
I don't know too much about anime.
[14:38] Glitter
It's all right.
[14:39] Pink
I know! We just need to go where there are
a lot of people who are familiar with anime.
[14:46] Glitter
Wait, where are we going?
[14:48] Pink
Don't most high schools have an Anime Club?
[14:51] Pink
Let's see, fine arts,
Japanese cultural history,
[14:55] Pink
provincial art, tea...
[14:58] Glitter
If you're looking for the Anime Club, I...
[15:02] Pink
Don't you want to talk more about anime?
[15:05] Pink
Don't you want to have more
fun talking about anime?
[15:08] Glitter
Well...
[15:09] Pink
Light music club, classical
literature club, NJ club...
SIGN Anime Club
[15:17] Pink
I found it, the Anime Club!
[15:20] Glitter
Asagaya-san, that room...
[15:22] Pink
Come on!
[15:25] Pink
Hello?
[15:29] ---
Huh?
[15:31] Glitter
The Anime Club isn't active.
[15:35] Glitter
I looked it up on the day
of the entrance ceremony.
[15:40] Pink
Oh.
[15:42] Pink
It's not active?
[15:48] Pink
I wonder if they still have a room.
SIGN Wh-What?
[15:53] Glitter
Th-This is the first issue
of Anime Shangri-La!
[15:58] Pink
Is that one of those anime magazines?
SIGN Anime Shangri-La
[16:00] Glitter
It's a treasure!
[16:02] Pink
Anime's amazing.
[16:06] Pink
I mean, it lets me see you
make all kinds of faces.
[16:10] Glitter
Stop that.
[16:12] Pink
I'm sure the Anime Club would be fun.
[16:15] Glitter
But what's the use if it isn't active?
[16:18] Pink
Just start one.
[16:21] Pink
You could do it.
[16:23] Glitter
Start one?
[16:25] Pink
Just recruit some members.
[16:27] Pink
There are so many students at school.
[16:31] Pink
There's no way you're
the only anime fan here.
[16:35] Glitter
Maybe, but...
[16:37] Pink
Right?
[16:37] Pink
You should do it.
[16:38] Pink
I'll help you find members.
[16:41] Glitter
But...
[16:42] Pink
I like seeing you talk about anime.
[16:46] Glitter
Asagaya-san...
[16:48] Pink
You have to take the initiative.
[16:50] Glitter
Yeah.
[16:52] Glitter
You might be right.
[16:54] Pink
Of course I am.
[16:56] Glitter
I'll do it.
[16:57] Pink
Yup.
[16:59] Glitter
We have to make an official submission
to the student committee.
[17:01] Glitter
I think we need a minimum of six members.
[17:04] Pink
You'll find five more in no time.
[17:08] Glitter
You're right.
[17:09] Glitter
I've already found one.
[17:12] Glitter
Me and you.
[17:14] Glitter
We just need four more.
[17:16] Pink
Um...
[17:17] Pink
I'll help you find members,
but I'm not joining.
[17:21] Glitter
We're putting up recruiting flyers tomorrow.
[17:24] Pink
I told you, I don't really know enough
about anime to join an Anime Club.
[17:31] Glitter
I'll lend you just a small selection
of beginners' anime from my library.
[17:36] Pink
A selection?!
[17:38] Glitter
The Girl who Slept Through Time and Replica.
[17:40] Glitter
They're movies, so they shouldn't
take more than two hours each.
[17:44] Pink
This is getting complicated...
[17:47] Glitter
Anyway, let's clean this room up.
[17:55] Glitter
Does that door lead to a storage room?
[18:03] Glitter
I'll go to the student council and
borrow a key if they have one.
[18:07] Pink
Okay.
[18:16] Pink
It's open.
[18:20] Pink
Hey!
[18:21] Pink
What...
[18:30] Pink
It opened.
[18:31] Pink
And why is there a cat inside?
[18:38] Pink
A beret?
[18:44] Glitter
I asked, but they don't
have a key for that door.
[18:47] Glitter
Oh, it's open?
[18:48] Pink
Yeah, it opened.
[18:51] Glitter
So it wasn't locked, then?
[18:54] Glitter
A cat?
[18:55] Pink
How did it get in?
[18:57] Pink
The door was closed.
[18:58] Glitter
It might have wandered in through
the air ducts or something.
[19:02] Pink
Oh, right.
[19:05] Pink
Over here, kitty.
[19:09] Glitter
What a hostile cat.
[19:19] Glitter
Now that it's clean,
let's go home for the day.
[19:23] Glitter
I need you to watch that.
[19:27] Glitter
Let's go.
[19:29] Pink
Bye, kitty.
[19:37] Glitter
Now, we're going to be busy tomorrow.
[19:40] Glitter
We're going to start handing out
flyers from before 8:00 AM.
[19:42] Glitter
Don't you dare be late.
[19:44] Pink
Um...
[19:45] Pink
Just to make sure, am I—
[19:47] Glitter
You're a member.
[19:48] Pink
Of course.
[19:51] Pink
Huge.
[19:54] Pink
I-Is this your ride, Kamiigusa-san?
[19:57] Pink
It's huge.
[19:58] Pink
Your car's huge.
[19:59] Glitter
See you tomorrow.
[20:01] Pink
Yeah.
[20:03] Pink
See you.
[20:06] Glitter
Asagaya-san...
[20:10] Glitter
Thanks.
[20:14] Glitter
I look forward to working with you.
[20:17] Pink
Same.
[20:20] Glitter
Good day.
[20:23] Pink
I hope we find members soon.
[20:26] Glitter
We will.
[20:27] Glitter
We'll find those of the same mind as us.
[20:34] Pink
Of the same mind as us?
[20:37] Pink
Well, all right.
[20:40] Pink
I wonder who's going to join.
SIGN God's Love on This
Wonderful Blessing!
[20:43] A
I finally got that rare,
exclusive merchandise!
SIGN Maria Clara
[20:47] [SONG] Text
Anime Announced!
[20:53] A
Nakano-senpai!
[20:54] B
Senpai!
[20:57] C
Bye-bye.
[21:14] Pink
It's so windy!
[21:24] Pink
Huh?
[21:25] Pink
It's gone.
[21:27] Pink
Crap, I think I left my phone at school.
SIGN Anime Club
[21:36] Pink
It's gone!
[21:39] Pink
Where did I leave it...
[21:42] Pink
Ow!
[21:43] Neko
So you're the "clumsy girl" type.
[21:46] Pink
Who's there?
[21:48] Neko
Is this what you're looking for?
[21:53] Pink
The cat...
[21:55] Pink
It's talking!
[23:31] Neko
Remakes get lame after a while.
[23:35] Neko
Next episode, we find out who the caller was.
[23:38] Neko
Don't drop us after the first episode.
2 - Anime-Gataris, Assemble!
Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
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(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:07] Blonde
Stand!
[00:15] Blonde
I told you to stand!
[00:19] ---
You're quite stubborn, aren't you?
[00:21] Blonde
Sebas!
[00:26] Blonde
You've stood up!
[00:27] Blonde
You finally stood up!
[00:38] Blonde
Sebas!
[00:50] Blonde
Well?
[00:51] Blonde
Which anime is it?
[00:52] Blonde
Do you remember now?
[00:54] Blonde
Get it together!
[01:06] Pink
That was a terrifying nightmare.
[01:09] Brown
Mii-chan, is everything okay?
[01:13] Brown
I heard a loud noise and a scream.
[01:15] Brown
I thought you fell off the bed.
[01:17] Pink
S-Sorry, I'm okay.
[01:20] Brown
You have bags under your eyes.
[01:24] Brown
Where did all those DVDs come from?
[01:27] Pink
How should I explain...
[01:28] Pink
I guess I could say it's homework.
[01:31] (Flashback) Blonde
I'll lend you just a small selection
of beginners' anime from my library.
[01:41] Mom
You're up early today, Mii-chan.
[01:44] Pink
Yeah, I have club work.
[01:47] Mom
You joined a club?
[01:48] Brown
Really? What club?
[01:51] Mom
Anime Club.
SIGN World's First Space Elevator Constructed?
SIGN "Next stop, Space"
[01:52] Brown
Anime Club?
[01:54] Pink
Yeah.
[01:55] Brown
I don't remember you liking
anime that much, Mii-chan.
[01:59] Pink
It's okay.
[02:06] Brown
Minoa.
[02:11] Brown
I called your cell phone yesterday.
[02:14] Pink
My phone?
[02:16] (Flashback) Cat
Is this what you're looking for?
[02:18] Pink
Sorry, I was really busy
and I couldn't answer.
[02:22] Pink
Sorry.
[02:23] Brown
That's all right, then.
[02:24] Brown
I was worried, is all.
[02:40] A
M-Morning, Kamiigusa-san.
[02:42] Blonde
Good day.
[02:44] A
Morning.
[02:45] Blonde
Good day.
[02:48] Pink
M-Morning, Kamiigusa-san.
[02:51] Blonde
Morning.
[02:52] A
The Kamiigusa-san?
[02:54] B
Just said "Morning"?
SIGN Come!
SIGN Anime Club
SIGN If you like anime, join the anime club!! We shall serve tea and snacks and discuss anime!! Time and place Lunch time/After school Club Building Room 3F
[02:57] Pink
"Members wanted"?
[02:59] Blonde
Is that not why we came early?
[03:02] Pink
Oh, right.
[03:03] Pink
I'll go put my bag—
[03:07] Blonde
Come on, come on!
[03:07] Pink
What? What? What?
[03:08] Blonde
Get undressed!
[03:11] ---
H-H-Hey!
[03:13] Blonde
Wear this!
[03:16] Pink
What? What? What?
[03:20] Brown
Minoa?!
[03:21] Pink
Wh-Wh-What is this?!
[03:24] Blonde
Bunny outfits are a standard
for finding new members.
[03:29] Pink
Why?!
[03:31] Blonde
Let's get started.
[03:35] Blonde
Anime Club, open to new members.
[03:38] Blonde
Would you like to join?
[03:41] Pink
P-Please take one.
[03:42] Blonde
Say it louder.
[03:44] Pink
B-But...
[03:46] Brown
Minoa, are you okay?
[03:47] Blonde
Don't you have to get to morning practice?
[03:52] Brown
Okay, Minoa.
[03:53] Pink
Yui-chan!
[03:55] Brown
Good... luck.
[03:57] Pink
Yui-chan!
[04:00] Blonde
Well, let's continue.
[04:02] Blonde
Anime Club, open to new members.
[04:05] Pink
Screw it, I don't have a choice.
[04:08] Pink
O-Open to new members!
[04:11] Blonde
Open to new members.
[04:13] Pink
Please take one.
[04:14] Blonde
Anime Club.
[04:16] Blonde
Please take one.
[04:17] ---
Anime Club, open to new members.
[04:19] ---
Thank you.
[04:21] ---
Take one, please.
[04:22] Pink
Please and thank you.
[04:23] A
Anime Club?
[04:24] B
Why is she in a bunny outfit?
[04:28] Blonde
Please and thank you.
[04:29] Pink
Sign-ups start at lunch break.
[04:38] Pink
P-Please.
[04:41] Blonde
Open to new members.
[04:43] Blonde
Sign-ups start at lunch break.
[06:22] Blonde
First, we'll need a supervising teacher.
[06:24] Pink
Someone who likes anime?
[06:26] Blonde
No, I'd prefer someone who won't
meddle with our activities.
[06:31] Pink
Is there anyone who'd be up for
it this late into the semester?
[06:35] Blonde
I wonder if there's anyone bored enough.
[06:37] Boring Chuck from Ohio
Man, I'm bored.
[06:40] Boring Chuck from Ohio
Just crackin' my shoulder.
[06:41] Boring Chuck from Ohio
Cracky, cracky, cracky...
SIGN Dorayaki
[06:44] Boring Chuck from Ohio
Anime Club, huh?
[06:47] Pink
Please.
[06:48] Boring Chuck from Ohio
Where's your room?
[06:49] Pink
At the far end of the third
floor in the club building.
[06:52] Boring Chuck from Ohio
Far end of the third floor?
[06:54] Boring Chuck from Ohio
I wouldn't mind putting my name down.
[06:57] Pink
Thank you.
[06:59] Boring Chuck from Ohio
Don't count on me too much.
[07:01] Boring Chuck from Ohio
I'm pretty busy.
[07:04] Blonde
Sure.
[07:06] A
Want to go to the cafeteria?
[07:07] B
I brought my own lunch today.
[07:08] Pink
I hope we got some people that
you can talk to about anime.
[07:14] Blonde
By the way, did you watch Thousand yesterday?
[07:16] Pink
It runs at midnight.
[07:18] ---
I recorded it, though.
[07:19] Blonde
How could you say that?!
[07:20] Blonde
As an Anime Club member, it's imperative
that you watch shows in real-time!
[07:24] Pink
R-Rear tire?
[07:26] Blonde
Real time!
[07:28] Pink
I-Isn't it the same thing?
[07:30] Blonde
What if you hadn't watched it in real-time,
and you accidentally saw spoilers online?
[07:35] Blonde
There's nothing more dishonorable
for an Anime Club member!
[07:39] Pink
I-I'm sorry!
SIGN Anime Club
[07:45] Blonde
Be sure not to miss Gaka Stray Dogs tomorrow.
[07:51] Pink
Wh-What's wrong?
[07:53] Pink
Kouenji-san?
[07:58] Pink
You're joining the club?
[08:02] Glasses Archetype
Yes.
[08:04] Pink
You like anime?
[08:05] Pink
But you're always reading books
with really complicated titles.
[08:08] Pink
You don't seem like the type.
[08:11] Blonde
Catchy, long titles are popular
for light novels these days.
[08:15] Pink
Light novels?
[08:16] Glasses Archetype
Light novels are often
fantasy and school dramas,
[08:20] Glasses Archetype
targeted mainly at middle and high school
students, but they have a broad audience.
[08:24] Glasses Archetype
The illustrations are cute, too.
[08:26] Blonde
The Melancholy of a Happy Vuvuzela.
[08:28] Blonde
Sold Out Offline.
[08:30] Blonde
They work well with anime.
[08:32] Blonde
They're even called "light novel shows."
[08:34] Pink
Light novel boils?
[08:35] Blonde
What are you watching
this season, Kouenji-san?
[08:37] Glasses Archetype
I'm keeping up with all
of the light novel shows.
[08:40] Blonde
You're watching Ru:ZERO, aren't you?
[08:41] Glasses Archetype
Yes, of course.
[08:43] Pink
Um...
[08:44] Blonde
Team Am or Team Emily?
[08:46] Glasses Archetype
I don't have a team.
I think they're all cute.
[08:49] Glasses Archetype
I think I like Pekelgaus's character.
[08:52] Blonde
You are well-studied.
[08:54] Blonde
You're tickling my brain.
[08:55] Glasses Archetype
I think Am's voicing is perfect, too.
[08:59] Pink
They're having a perfectly
clear conversation.
[09:01] Blonde
You're always reading light novels,
[09:04] Blonde
so I thought you might
be following anime, too.
[09:07] Pink
Do you read light novels, too, Kamiigusa-san?
[09:10] Blonde
I look up the originals sometimes,
when the anime are really good.
[09:14] Pink
You don't ever read the light novels first?
[09:16] Blonde
I don't.
[09:18] Glasses Archetype
Whenever a light novel I liked
gets an anime adaptation,
[09:21] Glasses Archetype
I'm eager to see how my
favorite scenes are portrayed.
[09:24] Blonde
But doesn't it get boring
when you see the anime,
[09:26] Blonde
if you already know how it plays out?
[09:29] Glasses Archetype
Then do you not enjoy your favorite
anime when you watch it a second time?
[09:33] Blonde
Of course I do.
[09:35] Blonde
You notice things you didn't
notice the first time.
[09:37] Blonde
And you know the story already,
so you can pay attention to the art.
[09:40] Pink
You watch the same thing over again?
[09:42] Blonde
You don't?!
[09:44] Pink
Sorry.
[09:45] Pink
So, well, I should read
light novels, too, right?
[09:50] Blonde
I think you can watch the anime,
if it has an anime adaptation.
[09:55] Glasses Archetype
You don't understand a thing.
[09:57] Blonde
Huh?!
[09:59] ---
Hold it.
[10:00] Pink
Calm down.
[10:01] Green
'Sup?
[10:04] Green
Aoyama Erika of Class 3-B.
[10:06] Green
I'd like to join.
[10:07] Pink
You're a senpai from third-year?
[10:09] Pink
Thank goodness.
[10:10] Pink
It's a bit intimidating when
it's just us first-years.
[10:13] Green
I saw you guys in your bunny
outfits, recruiting members.
[10:15] Green
You guys get it.
[10:17] Blonde
Thank you.
[10:18] Pink
I never thought the fliers
would work so well.
[10:21] Pink
Isn't this great?
[10:23] Blonde
Yes.
[10:24] Pink
Thanks for coming, Kouenji-san.
[10:27] Glasses Archetype
It's fine.
[10:28] Pink
So why don't we have Aoyama-senpai
be the club president,
[10:31] Pink
since she's a third-year?
[10:32] Blonde
That sounds good.
[10:34] Blonde
Aoyama-senpai...
[10:35] Green
You can call me Erika.
[10:36] Blonde
Erika-senpai!
[10:37] Blonde
Please be our president!
[10:38] Green
President?
[10:40] Green
Does that mean I'll have to be, all,
[10:42] Green
"Be awed at my beautiful technique"
and "Let's not get caught off-guard"
[10:45] Green
and all that?
[10:47] Blonde
Wow, you really get it.
[10:50] Pink
What?
[10:50] Pink
Caught off guard?
[10:52] Green
"I can see right through your plan" to leave
the third-years with all the annoying work.
[10:57] Blonde
That's amazing!
[10:59] Pink
See right through?
[11:00] Green
I wouldn't mind putting my name down.
[11:02] Pink
Thank you.
[11:04] Blonde
That's four.
[11:05] Blonde
We just need two more.
[11:06] Green
I have one person in mind.
[11:09] Green
He's just the guy.
[11:19] The Other Glasses Archetype
Danger comes.
SIGN Anime-Gataris, Assemble!
[11:31] The Other Glasses Archetype
Danger comes.
[11:34] Green
Kaikai.
[11:37] Pink
The grimoire person.
[11:38] Green
Do you have a minute?
[11:39] The Other Glasses Archetype
Don't talk to me!
[11:41] The Other Glasses Archetype
There's mysterious energy matter
escaping through this point.
[11:44] Blonde
He's putting up a barrier.
[11:46] Pink
A barrier?
[11:47] Green
That's Kaikai.
[11:49] Green
Class 2-B.
[11:50] The Other Glasses Archetype
My name is
[11:53] The Other Glasses Archetype
Musashisakai Kai!
[11:58] Green
Are you done with your barrier?
[12:01] Green
You're joining the Anime Club, right?
[12:03] The Other Glasses Archetype
Anime Club?
[12:06] The Other Glasses Archetype
I didn't expect you to
get through my barrier.
[12:11] The Other Glasses Archetype
How would you even begin without me?
[12:16] Green
So on Gaka Stray Dogs, you're a fan
of Dali, Picasso and Hiroshige,
[12:19] Green
and on Old Game!!, you like Run.
[12:21] Blonde
They're moe.
[12:22] Green
So Arisucchi likes moe characters.
[12:25] Green
Kaikai likes special power battle anime...
[12:27] The Other Glasses Archetype
It's Musashisakai!
[12:28] Green
And Mikocchi likes light novels.
[12:29] Glasses Archetype
I was a fan of Gekisen Garumu,
so I'm looking forward to it.
[12:33] Glasses Archetype
Minoacchi.
[12:34] Pink
Y-Yes?
[12:35] Glasses Archetype
You all right?
[12:36] Glasses Archetype
Can you keep up?
[12:39] Pink
Honestly, I'm almost completely lost.
[12:42] Pink
You're all amazing.
[12:44] The Other Glasses Archetype
You must have a strong curiosity.
[12:46] The Other Glasses Archetype
Why did you join the Anime Club?
[12:49] Pink
It's fun, though.
[12:50] Pink
A lot.
[12:51] Pink
Honestly...
[12:52] Pink
It's like watching a whole
new world open up before me.
[12:56] The Other Glasses Archetype
It seems you've opened the door.
[12:59] Green
So what's up with the cat?
[13:01] Pink
Oh, that?
[13:03] Pink
He seems to live here.
[13:06] The Other Glasses Archetype
A room with a cat, huh?
[13:09] Green
Well, let's meet up again after school, then.
[13:12] Blonde
Yes, see you then.
[13:15] Neko
Yo.
[13:19] Pink
What is it?
[13:22] Neko
You're quite unprepared, aren't you?
[13:24] Pink
Unprepared?
[13:25] Neko
It's only recently that you
started liking anime, isn't it?
[13:28] Pink
Yeah, I guess.
[13:31] Neko
In that case...
[13:33] Neko
Don't act like you know things.
[13:34] Neko
Listen to them when they talk.
[13:35] Neko
And don't force the conversation
into something you like.
[13:39] Pink
Okay.
[13:40] Pink
Thank you for the advice.
[13:42] Pink
Um...
[13:43] Pink
What's your name?
[13:44] Neko
My name, eh?
[13:45] Neko
I've had many.
[13:47] Pink
Can I call you Tama, then?
[13:48] Neko
That's way too popular.
[13:51] Pink
Michael, then?
[13:52] Pink
Tom?
[13:53] Pink
Cheese?
[13:53] Pink
Nyanko?
[13:54] Pink
Baron?
[13:55] Pink
Mikan?
[13:56] Pink
Oh, Dora—
[13:57] Neko
Stop right there!
[13:59] Pink
Can I just call you Neko-senpai, then?
[14:01] Neko
Fine, whatever.
[14:02] Pink
Okay, Neko-senpai.
[14:04] Neko
By the way,
[14:05] Neko
did you take something out of that room?
[14:14] Pink
I don't... think so.
[14:17] Neko
I see.
[14:19] Neko
Close the door!
[14:21] Neko
We'll make each other two promises.
[14:24] Neko
Don't tell the others
that you can talk to me.
[14:27] Neko
Always close the door after you open it.
[14:29] Pink
Okay.
[14:35] A
The choir competition committee
will be meeting at four.
[14:40] Pink
Have you always liked
light novels, Kouenji-san?
[14:43] Glasses Archetype
I've liked books since I was little.
[14:45] Pink
And anime?
[14:46] Glasses Archetype
Ever since my favorite books
started getting anime adaptations.
[14:50] Pink
Oh, yeah?
[14:51] Pink
That's amazing.
[14:52] Glasses Archetype
Amazing?
[14:53] Pink
Yeah.
[14:54] Pink
Like, your dedication to light novels.
[14:55] Pink
Your love for them.
[14:57] Glasses Archetype
I don't mind being alone
when I'm reading books.
[15:02] Glasses Archetype
I don't like being in the spotlight,
[15:05] Glasses Archetype
yet I have a habit of being abrasive when
it's something I care about, like earlier.
[15:10] Glasses Archetype
I'm a pain, aren't I?
[15:13] Pink
No, not at all.
[15:23] Green
We'll have to check out the
meccas for our club trip.
[15:26] The Other Glasses Archetype
Indeed.
[15:27] The Other Glasses Archetype
Tama, Tachikawa and Hachioji are a must-see.
[15:30] Blonde
Kawagoe and Kawasaki will be mandatory, too.
[15:33] Glasses Archetype
Oarai, please.
[15:34] Pink
Aren't those all pretty close?
[15:36] Pink
Why don't we go to Nagano for
a skiing trip or something?
[15:41] Pink
Sorry.
[15:42] The Other Glasses Archetype
We'll have to go to the events.
[15:45] Blonde
Next year's Anime Jipang.
[15:47] Glasses Archetype
Anihaku and Anisute would be good, too.
[15:50] Glasses Archetype
Comibut, please.
[15:51] Pink
Oh, what about cultural
festivals at other schools?
[15:56] Pink
Sorry.
[15:58] Pink
I'm totally not fitting in.
[16:00] Blonde
Asagaya-san, we'll need
you to study up on anime.
[16:04] Pink
I don't know where to begin, though.
[16:09] The Other Glasses Archetype
What is a "classic anime"?
[16:11] The Other Glasses Archetype
What is a "classic anime"?
[16:14] Pink
An interesting anime!
[16:15] Green
Correct.
[16:16] The Other Glasses Archetype
But what is "interesting"?
[16:18] The Other Glasses Archetype
Everyone has their own way
of appreciating a show.
[16:21] The Other Glasses Archetype
Am I wrong?
[16:23] Pink
That's true.
[16:24] The Other Glasses Archetype
There is one law governing what
is considered a classic anime.
[16:28] Pink
A law?
[16:29] Blonde
An anime where the character
is running is a classic.
[16:32] Pink
Really?
[16:33] Pink
What about the openings?
[16:34] Green
An anime with a badass
older guy is a classic.
[16:37] Pink
Older guy?
[16:38] The Other Glasses Archetype
An anime where the supposed main
character dies in episode three is a classic.
[16:42] Pink
Not in the final episode?
[16:43] Green
An anime with "God"
in the title is a classic.
[16:46] Green
Does it receive some kind of blessing?
[16:50] Blonde
An anime with a baseball
episode is a classic.
[16:52] Pink
What about tennis or basketball?
[16:54] The Other Glasses Archetype
An anime where the protagonist's mech
is a mass-produced model is a classic.
[16:57] Pink
I feel like you're talking to me in code.
[17:00] Glasses Archetype
An anime where the character
barfs is a classic.
[17:02] Pink
Barf?!
[17:02] Green
That's it!
[17:02] Blonde
Yup.
[17:02] The Other Glasses Archetype
Indeed.
[17:04] Glasses Archetype
This season's barf anime would be Ru:ZERO.
[17:07] Pink
Anime's way too deep.
[17:10] Blonde
Did you understand last week's Ru:ZERO?
[17:14] Pink
There's something that even you wouldn't get?
[17:16] Glasses Archetype
It's because you haven't read the original.
[17:20] Glasses Archetype
That episode skips right over a
scene that was in the original.
[17:24] Glasses Archetype
It would be long to depict,
[17:26] Glasses Archetype
and it's not directly related to the other
scenes, so maybe that's why it got cut.
[17:30] Glasses Archetype
But with that scene, that episode
would have made sense,
[17:33] Glasses Archetype
and it would have had deeper meaning.
[17:36] Glasses Archetype
You would have understood
if you'd read the original.
[17:38] Blonde
But it was cut in the anime.
[17:40] Glasses Archetype
I didn't want them to.
[17:42] Blonde
That's the problem with you.
[17:44] Glasses Archetype
What?
[17:45] Glasses Archetype
Is there something wrong with talking
about how great the original is?
[17:47] Pink
Wait, guys...
[17:49] Blonde
I don't like it when you talk as
though you're better than us
[17:51] Blonde
because you've read the original.
[17:53] Glasses Archetype
I never said that.
[17:54] Glasses Archetype
Whether you've read the original or not,
I don't care, as long as you like the work.
[17:58] Glasses Archetype
But criticizing it because something that
was better in the original got cut in the anime
[18:04] Glasses Archetype
is such a superficial way to look at it.
[18:07] Blonde
Say what?!
[18:08] Pink
Calm down, you guys.
[18:10] Pink
Kamiigusa-san, we're finally
here with people who like anime.
[18:14] Pink
Let's enjoy it.
[18:15] Glasses Archetype
I don't think I can get along
with this original story zealot.
[18:19] Glasses Archetype
You may leave if you'd like.
[18:21] The Other Glasses Archetype
Come on, we're one member
away from having enough.
[18:24] Blonde
We don't need her just to have enough people.
[18:27] Glasses Archetype
You're right.
[18:28] Pink
Kouenji-san!
[18:29] Glasses Archetype
I don't think there's anything
for me to gain here.
[18:33] The Other Glasses Archetype
Breaking up mid-flight on day one.
[18:35] Green
Not again.
[18:37] Blonde
Good day.
[18:39] Pink
That's wrong.
[18:42] Pink
I think that's wrong, Arisu.
[18:45] Blonde
Asagaya-san.
[18:46] Pink
I think that's wrong, Miko.
[18:51] Pink
I don't know much about anime.
[18:54] Pink
But I wanted to help you out
[18:58] Pink
because there was something
you can be so absorbed by.
[19:00] Pink
Being absorbed in something is beautiful.
[19:03] Pink
Miko has her own preferences
that she's absorbed by,
[19:07] Pink
and she's trying really hard to express that.
[19:11] Pink
Arisu likes anime, and she wants
people to talk about it with.
[19:14] Pink
Of course, that's a bit
imposing and selfish, but...
[19:18] Pink
I have an older sister that I
get in a lot of fights with.
[19:21] Pink
Sometimes, I get sick of her,
and I wonder why she's my sister.
[19:25] Pink
But my sister's obsessed with lacrosse,
[19:28] Pink
and she's really awesome when she's playing.
[19:31] Pink
And ever since I was little,
[19:32] Pink
she would always cheer me on when
I was absorbed by something.
[19:36] Pink
So I like people who work really hard.
[19:40] Pink
We finally got together
with people who like anime.
[19:43] Pink
I'd feel bad for anime if we
rejected each other over it.
[19:49] Pink
What am I talking about?
[19:52] Puke Green
I like your song.
[19:54] Puke Green
My heart's dancing.
[19:56] Puke Green
I hope you'll get to be able to
talk about anime like you just did.
[20:00] Blonde
It's you.
[20:01] Pink
Huh? I, uh...
[20:05] Pink
Thank you.
[20:09] Puke Green
How many members do you have right now?
[20:10] Green
Five.
[20:11] Green
Just one more.
[20:12] Puke Green
That makes six with me.
[20:16] Pink
Uh, who is he?
[20:17] Blonde
Are you serious, Minoa?
[20:19] Blonde
He's Nakano-senpai from Class 2-A.
[20:21] Green
He has a lot of fans in
the upper classes, too.
[20:23] Pink
He's hot.
[20:25] Pink
I don't remember him at all, though.
[20:27] Blonde
Come on!
[20:28] Blonde
The sixth member isn't
necessarily the least notable.
[20:37] The Other Glasses Archetype
Looks like there are some who don't
know of you at this academy, Aurora.
[20:41] Puke Green
Kaikai.
[20:43] The Other Glasses Archetype
Musashisakai Kai!
[20:45] Pink
So, Nakano-senpai, do you like anime?
[20:51] Glasses Archetype
A Dub Tone T-shirt?
[20:54] The Other Glasses Archetype
He's hardcore.
[20:56] Blonde
That...
[20:57] Blonde
That makes six of us.
[20:59] Blonde
If you'll stay, that is.
[21:04] Glasses Archetype
I'm only staying because
Nakano-senpai joined.
[21:08] Blonde
So sassy, Kouenji-san.
[21:11] Glasses Archetype
Shut up, Kamiigusa-san.
[21:13] Blonde
You can call me Arisu.
[21:15] Pink
Arisu-chan, Miko-chan...
[21:17] Blonde
You said our names without
honorifics a minute ago.
[21:20] Pink
I'm sorry.
[21:23] Puke Green
I'll be in your care, my little kittens.
[21:24] Pink
Kittens?
[21:25] Puke Green
Yep, you're all my kittens.
[21:28] Pink
Why kittens?
[21:30] Puke Green
Because you're my little
kittens, my little kitten.
[21:35] Green
So anyway...
[21:36] The Other Glasses Archetype
So Anime Club is online.
[21:39] ---
Yes!
[21:41] ---
Um... What?
[21:44] Angry Green
I hereby report that the Anime Club
[21:46] Angry Green
is barred from using the club rooms
indefinitely, effective immediately.
[21:51] Pink
But we just started, though.
[23:27] Neko
An anime with a cat regular is a classic.
[23:30] Neko
Obviously.
[23:31] Neko
Next time, the Anime Club
is already met by a twist.
[23:35] Neko
What's the twist, you ask?
It's a turning point for this story, a—
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[00:09] Pink
Why?
[00:11] Pink
Why does this happen?!
SIGN Student Council Room
SIGN Notice of Club Room
Use Prohibition
[01:58] Green
What's the meaning of this?
[02:00] More green
We can't grant you use of the club rooms
[02:03] More green
when you haven't formally
registered your club.
[02:05] Green
We got the six members that we need.
[02:08] Purple
We received an application for an Anime Club,
[02:11] Purple
but it's up to us, the Student Council,
[02:15] Purple
to decide whether or not the
club can be established.
[02:19] Pink
Gomon-sensei, do something!
[02:22] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
What can I do?
[02:24] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
The principal already stamped it.
[02:26] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
I'm just a lowly teacher.
[02:28] Yellow
You're not very dependable.
[02:30] Yellow
And you call yourself our supervisor?
[02:32] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
I told you not to expect much from me.
[02:36] Puke Green
So we're out of luck.
[02:40] Yellow
We were just getting started, too.
[02:43] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
I think I'll go home and watch
yesterday's late-night anime.
[02:47] Pink
Hey, Senpai...
[02:51] Green
Let's hit up Akiba.
[02:56] Pink
Akiba?
[03:03] Pink
Akiba's awesome!
[03:05] Pink
It's that anime Arisu-san lent me.
[03:08] Pink
Over there!
[03:09] Pink
It's that anime you showed me, Miko-chan!
[03:12] Yellow
You need to calm down, Minoa.
[03:14] Yellow
I know that it's exciting being
in Akiba for your first time.
[03:17] Green
All right,
[03:19] Green
I think I'll give you a lesson
on how to enjoy Akiba.
[03:29] Puke Green
This would be a cosplay specialty shop.
[03:31] Puke Green
Is this your first time
seeing this kind of thing?
[03:33] Pink
Yes.
[03:34] Pink
It's amazing!
[03:36] Pink
It really is just like in the anime.
[03:38] Yellow
Cosplay is certainly important
in discussing anime,
[03:42] Yellow
but there are plenty of other
things to show an Akiba beginner.
[03:46] Yellow
Erika-senpai?
[03:53] Pink
I've seen that outfit before!
[03:56] ---
What was it...?
[03:57] Yellow
It's Nacchan from Dub Tone!
[04:01] Yellow
You look fantastic.
[04:03] FFFF00
They had a new one, so I had to try it out.
[04:06] Pink
That voice...
[04:07] Yellow
Erika-senpai?!
[04:09] Green
Yup.
[04:12] Yellow
I couldn't tell at all.
[04:15] Green
People really can't tell who you are
once you wear a costume and a wig.
[04:19] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Cosplayer problems.
[04:22] Green
Speaking of cosplayer problems,
[04:24] Green
you know when someone wants
to coordinate with you,
[04:26] Green
and you get all kinds of suggestions,
[04:28] Green
you go through all of them,
and you end up sleep-deprived?
[04:31] Pink
Coordinate?
[04:32] Green
Cosplaying characters from the same work.
[04:35] Green
I ended up checking out tons.
[04:38] Yellow
How many?
[04:44] Green
I think just about everything
that's on display here.
[04:48] Pink
That's amazing.
[04:49] Green
If you're going to cosplay, you might as
well get your poses down, right?
[04:53] Green
For that, you have to watch the anime, too.
[04:57] Pink
Cosplay sounds like fun.
[05:00] Green
Come to think of it, you've already
done a bunny cosplay, haven't you?
[05:05] Green
Hey, we don't have enough
people to cosplay Toumabu.
[05:08] Green
Want to try it?
[05:10] Pink
Huh? Me?
[05:12] Green
Nakimushi Saddle would work, too.
[05:14] Green
I could lend you my cycling jersey.
[05:16] Pink
Um...
[05:17] Green
Don't worry.
[05:19] Green
I'll teach you all you need to know—
poses, makeup, everything.
[05:23] Pink
I guess I'll give it a try, then.
[05:26] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
You've been sucked into
Aoyama's cosplay universe.
[05:29] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
You're never getting out.
[05:32] Yellow
Saddle's great, Minoa.
[05:36] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Next up is definitely this place.
[05:38] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Anime Soul.
[05:39] @_@
It's very much the tower of dreams.
[05:41] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
You could also say it's a Tower of Babel,
where lust and vices flourish.
[05:47] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Asagaya, are you prepared to set foot?
[05:50] Pink
Look at this huge stack of anime magazines!
[05:54] Pink
Aren't you guys coming in?
[06:02] Yellow
The first floor is magazines.
[06:03] Yellow
The second floor is new book releases.
[06:06] Yellow
The third floor is
previously-published books.
[06:08] Yellow
You can get most light novels here.
[06:10] Pink
It looks like a normal bookstore so far.
[06:14] Green
So far, yeah.
[06:15] Green
But from the fourth floor up,
[06:17] Green
it's all anime merch!
[06:23] Pink
Wow!
[06:25] Pink
There's so much stuff!
[06:29] Yellow
They have new Odopuri badges.
[06:31] Pink
Badges?
[06:33] FFFF00
She means these.
[06:35] Pink
Oh, those badges.
[06:36] Green
Minoacchi.
[06:38] Green
Don't you think these Micross Gamma
rubber straps are really cute?
[06:43] Pink
So these are rubber straps?
[06:46] Green
It's such a cute SD character.
[06:47] Yellow
I like the chibiness.
[06:49] Puke Green
It makes you collect all of them.
[06:51] Yellow
I know.
[06:52] Yellow
I love the roundness of its form.
[06:55] Puke Green
Yup.
[06:55] Puke Green
Cuteness is justice.
[06:57] Yellow
It is.
[06:58] Yellow
By the way, where did Miko go?
[07:03] Puke Green
Kaikai's missing, too.
[07:04] Puke Green
They must have gone to the higher floors.
[07:06] Pink
Oh, I'll go look for them.
SIGN Meido
[07:14] Pink
Kaikai-senpai.
[07:18] Pink
Hey, Senpai?
SIGN An Uncertain Magical Index
SIGN A Certain Report on the Irresponsible and Depressing Chronicles of Me and a Certain Eccentric Childhood Friend
SIGN Unlimited
Fantasy World
[07:21] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Y-Y-You managed to hide
your presence from me.
[07:24] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
You're one of them, aren't you?
[07:27] Pink
Them?
[07:28] Pink
I'm with the Anime Club.
[07:30] Pink
By the way, Kaikai-senpai...
[07:32] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Musashisakai Kai!
[07:34] Pink
What kind of merch were you
looking at, Kai-senpai?
[07:39] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Margedo Lee from Higan no Arina!
[07:42] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
She's the character who wields
the evil book, Grimoire!
[07:45] Pink
So that's that Grim-whatever
you were talking about.
[07:51] Pink
Huh?
[07:52] Pink
But how does she fight with a book?
[07:55] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
That's a good question, coming from you.
[07:58] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
That's where special power battles shine.
[08:01] Pink
Meaning?
[08:02] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Things that aren't usually used as weapons,
or abilities that aren't meant for fighting.
[08:05] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Those are used in special power battles
and that's why they're interesting!
[08:10] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
This is a book, but other examples include...
[08:13] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Paper,
[08:14] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
coins,
[08:15] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
electricity,
[08:17] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
and cards!
[08:18] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Some even battle using words!
[08:21] Pink
Using words?
[08:23] Pink
I can't quite make sense of that.
SIGN Irohanihoheto
[08:25] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
That's why you're an idiot!
[08:28] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
All right.
[08:29] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Someday, I'll lend you my carefully
selected super-heated battle anime...
[08:33] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
You aren't bored?
[08:37] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
I mean, you're just listening to me.
[08:40] Pink
I'm excited just listening.
[08:44] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
You sure are weird.
[08:45] @_@
If I may...
[08:47] Pink
You scared me.
[08:49] @_@
Are you aware that Margedo
Lee has a very good backstory
[08:52] @_@
that isn't shown in the anime?
[08:54] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
What?!
[08:55] @_@
I was about to soak the book in tears.
[09:00] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
You know the truth of a
world that I've yet to see?
[09:03] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
You've taken a glimpse into
the other side, have you?
[09:05] @_@
I love Higan no Arina, after all.
[09:09] @_@
Though I prefer the original.
[09:12] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
The first-years this year amuse me.
[09:20] Green
What the heck is that?
[09:22] Pink
I'm so glad those two are hitting it off.
[09:24] Pink
Akiba's an amazing place.
[09:26] Green
Sure, let's just leave it at that.
[09:30] Pink
That really was fun.
[09:33] Green
Right?
[09:34] Green
I come here whenever I'm down.
[09:38] Green
Hey, why don't we keep doing the Anime Club,
[09:42] Green
as an out-of-school thing?
[09:44] Pink
Well...
[09:46] @_@
I oppose.
[09:48] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Two objections at the same time.
[09:50] Green
I-Is there a reason?
[09:52] Yellow
Because, in The Club Room
and the Fish Cat's Elegant Life...
[09:56] @_@
...they had a club room.
[09:59] Pink
The Club Room and the Fish Cat?
[10:01] Puke Green
It's a slice-of-life anime that focuses
on conversations in a club room.
[10:04] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
I saw people online three-ep-cutting
it because it made them sleepy.
[10:11] @_@
How could they drop it
after only three episodes?!
[10:13] Yellow
It's that chill atmosphere
that makes it so great!
[10:15] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Don't tell me, tell them!
[10:17] Pink
Three-ep-cutting?
[10:22] Green
They're talking about dropping
the show after episode 3.
[10:25] Green
Basically, they stopped watching it.
[10:28] Pink
Why three episodes?
[10:30] Yellow
A lot of anime has a turning
point on the third episode.
[10:35] @_@
You start watching it, thinking it's
a lighthearted magic girl anime,
[10:38] @_@
when suddenly someone gets killed.
SIGN 3Kiriize Debut
[10:41] Puke Green
They practice their songs,
work on their costumes,
[10:43] Puke Green
and finally debut as idols!
[10:44] Puke Green
And there isn't a single
person in the audience.
[10:48] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
It's a technique used to shock the audience
[10:52] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
and get them to watch the series
until the end out of curiosity.
[10:56] Green
In other words, if they don't
jump the shark in episode three,
[10:59] Green
they're declaring that they plan
to keep going as they were.
[11:02] Puke Green
Unfortunately,
[11:03] Puke Green
at that point, some people will drop the
series because it isn't their thing.
[11:07] Yellow
That's way too cheap!
[11:09] @_@
Episode three is when the background
and setting have been presented,
[11:12] @_@
and the story begins to really move forward.
[11:14] Yellow
The characters start to build rapport,
and their dialogue becomes more fun.
[11:19] @_@
It's wasteful to drop an anime
after the third episode,
[11:21] @_@
when it's just getting started.
[11:22] @_@
Right?
[11:23] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
You two are pretty close.
[11:29] Yellow
The Anime Club's going to get the
three-ep-cut, if we don't do something.
[11:33] @_@
It hasn't even started, so zero-ep-cut?
[11:36] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Back to what I was saying...
[11:38] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
It's when they unleash their abilities
that a battle anime is at its best.
[11:42] Pink
When they unleash their abilities?
[11:43] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
For example, removing the
bracelet from their wrist,
[11:46] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
removing their eye patch,
[11:47] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
unleashing their true powers.
[11:50] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
The catharsis is pure bliss.
[11:53] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
As for me...
[11:55] Pink
You have one, too, Kaikai-senpai?
[11:57] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
It's Kai!
[11:59] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
When I remove this Witlim Opticum,
[12:02] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
handed down to me from
sages of generations past,
[12:04] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
the power of my evil eye will be released,
[12:06] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
and there will be hell on earth!
[12:13] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
But the best part of special
power battle anime is...
[12:13] Nasalis Transitus Voxum
We will soon be arriving at Ikebukuro.
[12:14] Green
Hey, we're there.
[12:16] Nasalis Transitus Voxum
Please be sure to take
all of your belongings.
[12:23] Pink
Tell me more about anime sometime.
[12:37] Pink
I wanted to hear more.
[12:39] Pink
If only we had a club room,
we could talk for a lot longer.
SIGN Notice of Emergency General Student Meeting
in Regards to Student Council Proposal
to Abolish the Anime Club
SIGN Erika, Cosplayer x Cosplayer
[13:08] Yellow
How could the student council
abolish the Anime Club?
[13:10] Yellow
That's way too harsh!
[13:13] Pink
Please go protest them, Gomon-sensei.
[13:17] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
I don't know, I was the one
who brought it up, after all.
[13:21] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
Explain the need for an Anime Club.
If it's approved,
[13:25] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
it'll be given official permission
to operate as a club.
[13:28] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
Of course, we get the club room back.
[13:31] Pink
And if it's not approved?
[13:33] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
Shut it down!
[13:38] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
They wouldn't bite without those conditions.
[13:43] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
Besides, you were the one who
asked me to do something about it.
[13:46] Pink
Come on!
[13:50] Green
And so we don't get to have
a club this year, either.
[13:53] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
What do you plan to do, Aoyama?
[13:55] Green
Nothing, really.
[13:56] Green
If those girls want to keep working
at it, I'll have their back.
[13:59] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
But you're not going to take any initiative?
[14:01] Green
That's why I suggested doing it
as an out-of-school activity.
[14:05] Green
That was your intention the
whole time, too, wasn't it?
[14:11] Yellow
Erika-senpai says she won't make a speech.
[14:14] @_@
I figured as much.
[14:15] @_@
She said she wasn't particular
about making it a club.
[14:19] Pink
But...
[14:22] Pink
I wanted to hear more.
[14:23] Pink
If only we had a club room,
we could talk for a lot longer.
[14:28] Pink
I still want somewhere
I can be with you guys.
[14:33] Yellow
Minoa...
[14:34] Pink
Let's protect our club room.
[14:37] Pink
Let's make the speech count.
[14:39] Yellow
Yeah.
[14:40] Yellow
Leave the script to me.
[14:42] @_@
I believe in you.
[14:46] Yellow
I know you're nervous.
[14:47] Yellow
I am, too.
[14:49] @_@
But the Anime Club's future
rests on your shoulders.
[14:54] Pink
Uh...
[14:55] Yellow
I'll support you with everything I've got.
[14:57] @_@
This anime has my favorite speech.
[15:00] @_@
Please watch it by tomorrow.
[15:03] Pink
Right...
SIGN Maoei
SIGN The story of the Demon King and the Hero who face the world of darkness hand-in-hand
[15:07] Pink
Guys, wait...
[15:08] Yellow
All right, I'm going to write
the best speech script ever.
[15:11] @_@
Tomorrow's the decisive battle.
[15:13] Pink
Me? Speech?
[15:15] Neko-senpai
Are you all right?
[15:17] Pink
Neko-senpai!
[15:19] Pink
I can't make a speech!
[15:24] Neko-senpai
Here.
[15:27] Neko-senpai
It's a good luck charm.
[15:28] Neko-senpai
Keep it.
[15:31] Pink
Dried sardine?
[15:35] Neko-senpai
Good luck, samurai girl!
[15:39] Neko-senpai
I've always wanted to say that once.
[15:43] Purple Popo
The purpose of extracurricular
activities at this academy
[15:46] Purple Popo
is to enrich school life, to improve
friendships between students,
[15:51] Purple Popo
and to thus create something meaningful.
[15:54] Purple Popo
Meanwhile, watching anime is nothing
more than unproductive pastime.
[15:58] Yellow
She's just bashing anime non-stop.
[16:01] Green
Although she's right about what she's saying.
[16:02] Purple Popo
They immerse themselves in
these childish, empty stories,
[16:04] Green
Anime is fun, but it isn't
really creating anything.
[16:05] Purple Popo
wasting huge amounts of time.
[16:07] Purple Popo
It is not becoming of a student.
[16:09] Yellow
Erika-senpai?
[16:10] Green
But whether anime has value or
not isn't for anyone to decide.
[16:11] Purple Popo
An extracurricular that does not
produce any value is worthless,
[16:15] Purple Popo
and is nothing but a
hindrance to our education.
[16:19] Purple Popo
Therefore, I move that the
Anime Club be abolished.
[16:28] Voice
Next, Asagaya Minoa-san of the Anime Club.
[16:32] Pink
Yes.
[16:36] Puke Green
Minoa-chan's really tense.
[16:38] Yellow
Don't worry, I gave her the best script ever.
[16:44] Pink
We have lost but one club room.
[16:46] Pink
Does this foreshadow our defeat?
[16:48] Pink
Nay! It is a new beginning!
[16:53] Pink
Huh?
[16:54] Pink
Arisu-chan told me this
would get the crowd going.
[16:58] Green
Would you actually use that?
[17:00] Yellow
That's supposed to be a
perfect hook for a speech.
[17:04] Yellow
This isn't right.
[17:05] @_@
Useless.
[17:07] Pink
Um, er...
[17:09] Pink
We of the Anime Club research anime.
[17:13] Pink
I mean, we don't really
research anime, but...
[17:15] Pink
Um...
[17:16] Pink
Like, we talk about what we watched
last night, what shows we recommend...
[17:16] A
Huh?
[17:17] A
What kind of club is that?
[17:19] B
A light convo club?
[17:20] C
Do we need that?
[17:22] Pink
And I, well, I don't know
anything about anime.
[17:27] ---
E-Er... Um...
[17:28] Pink
So, I...
[17:30] Pink
But anime is...
[17:48] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
When I remove my Witlim Opticum handed
down to me from sages of generations past,
[17:53] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
the power of my evil eye will be released,
[17:55] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
and there will be hell on earth!
[18:00] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Hear me: I love special power battle anime!
[18:05] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
I love them!
[18:06] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Why, you ask?
[18:08] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
I could give you many answers.
[18:10] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
The weakest use their abilities,
which couldn't possibly be useful in battle,
[18:13] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
to make themselves into the most powerful.
[18:16] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
They engage in battles impossible in
reality, razing buildings in their wake.
[18:21] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
It is all magnificent!
[18:23] Cranky Green
Chair! We're done, right?
[18:26] Cranky Green
We don't need to listen to any more of
his arguments— I mean, his nonsense.
[18:29] Cranky Green
Just carry the motion to abolish...
[18:29] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Listen when I speak!
[18:34] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
The best part of a special
ability battle anime is...
[18:39] Pink
He's continuing where we left off.
[18:43] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Is that they always side with the weak,
[18:47] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
and overturn the strong but tyrannous!
[18:51] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
They hear the voices of the voiceless.
[18:53] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
They become power for the powerless.
[18:55] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
That is the essence of the
special power battle anime.
[18:58] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Make-believe? Convenient?
[19:01] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Laugh if you must.
[19:02] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
But it's in anime that we learned justice,
friendship and perseverance.
[19:09] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
What gives the student council the
right to declare that "worthless"?
[19:14] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
This student council has not one member
that can do an electric attack!
[19:17] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Not one that can teleport!
[19:19] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Not one with any special powers!
[19:23] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
If you choose to yield to the student
council and vote to end the Anime Club,
[19:26] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
that is your choice to make.
[19:28] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
But if that's how you make your decision,
you'll be crowd characters all your lives!
[19:33] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Do you not want to become a main character,
standing true to your beliefs?
[19:39] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
I do!
[19:41] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
For that is what anime has taught me to do.
[19:44] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
That is all.
[20:10] Puke Green
You can't see anything without
your glasses, can you, Kaikai?
[20:15] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
It's Kai.
[20:17] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
I could have never done that if I could see.
[20:25] Puke Green
We won about half the male vote
[20:28] Puke Green
and quite a bit of the female vote,
[20:30] Puke Green
and we managed to reclaim the club room.
SIGN Club Room Usage Permission Form
[20:33] Green
All right, that's that.
[20:38] Purple Popo
It's happening again, isn't it, Erika?
[20:45] Yellow
It's great having a club room again.
[20:48] @_@
It's so relaxing.
[20:50] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
It's all thanks to my godly success.
[20:55] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
Now, worship me!
[20:58] Green
Gomon-sensei, did you
know this would happen?
[21:02] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
Well, the student council would
have shut you down sooner or later
[21:06] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
if you couldn't pull it off.
[21:08] Green
Huh?
[21:08] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
Apparently there have always been
students trying to set up an Anime Club,
[21:12] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
and getting shut down by the
student council every time.
[21:15] Green
Why do they bother?
[21:17] Burnt-out Charlie from Omaha
It's just a rumor.
[21:25] Pink
It's so nice having a club room.
[21:29] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
There's more to what makes special
power battle anime so great.
[21:32] @_@
It's fun to compare the show
with the original, too.
[21:35] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
We're going to train you hard!
[21:37] Pink
Uh...
[21:38] Yellow
In that case, I've got something, too.
[21:43] Pink
W-Wait, Arisu-chan!
[21:45] Pink
I can't watch all this right away.
[21:46] Yellow
Don't worry, Minoa.
[21:48] @_@
We have the club room.
[21:49] The Universal Color of Various Blended Foods
We have plenty of time to
watch and discuss anime.
[21:55] Green
You're going to do cosplay, too, right?
[21:56] Pink
Erika-senpai!
[23:30] Neko-senpai
People sometimes go,
[23:32] Neko-senpai
"That was a good finale,"
and drop a show after episode 3.
[23:35] Neko-senpai
Next episode: "Club Room Explosion!"
[23:37] Neko-senpai
Watch to find out why.
4 - Club Room Go Boom!
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[00:05] Pink
Hello!
[00:07] Pink
Huh?
[00:10] ---
No one's here?
[00:12] Neko
Damn it, you're so noisy.
[00:14] Neko
You woke me up.
[00:16] Pink
Sorry, I might be here too early,
[00:19] Pink
especially with Arisu-chan on cleaning duty.
[00:21] Numa Numa Yay
Hello.
[00:22] Pink
Yes?
[00:23] Numa Numa Yay
Numazon delivery.
[00:29] Pink
Wh-What...
[00:36] Numa Numa Yay
Thank you.
[00:42] Pink
Help!
[00:47] Sports
Ready...
SIGN Student Council Room
[02:22] Purple Grinch
Anime Club...
[02:23] Purple Grinch
I won't give up.
[02:25] Purple Grinch
I'll shut down your club.
[02:27] Purple Grinch
And...
[02:30] Yellow Grinch
Chairperson.
[02:31] Green Grinch
We've returned. As instructed,
we've researched the club's expenditures,
[02:35] Green Grinch
the members' friendships,
their favorite anime...
[02:38] Green Grinch
Everything there is to
know about the Anime Club...
[02:42] Purple Grinch
I see.
[02:44] Purple Grinch
I don't care how insignificant it may seem.
[02:46] Purple Grinch
Find any and every issue you can.
[02:48] Green Grinch
Yes.
[02:51] Neko
That was a close one.
[02:54] Pink
You could have helped me,
rather than just saving yourself.
[02:57] ---
You okay?
[03:00] Puke Green
Nakano-senpai.
[03:03] Pink
Thank you.
[03:05] Puke Green
I'm glad for you, my little kitten.
[03:09] Pink
What do you think these boxes are?
[03:12] Ojojojo
Oh.
[03:13] Ojojojo
It looks like they've arrived.
SIGN Sorame Yujincho
5
SIGN Fight! Onotokisaka Academy Idol Club!
SIGN PreFae Supers
SIGN Replica
[03:17] Pink
This is all anime?
[03:20] Ojojojo
I ordered it all on Numazon so that we'd
have a collection fit for the Anime Club.
[03:27] Green
The special edition Dub Tone movie
Blu-ray with limited-edition packaging.
[03:31] Green
It has the uncut concert scene, too, right?
[03:35] Oatmeal Supreme
Oh?
[03:36] Oatmeal Supreme
The Chaos Mad Nova box set.
[03:39] Oatmeal Supreme
The fan disc has the unthinkable, younger
sister story, too, if I'm not mistaken.
[03:44] T_T
You even got the latest volume of Anosuba.
[03:47] T_T
I can watch the useless goddess Aquina's
barfing scenes over and over in the club room!
[03:53] Ojojojo
We've got a nice set of saucers?
[03:56] Pink
Saucers?
[03:57] Ojojojo
Not those saucers.
[03:58] Ojojojo
It's what we call physical anime discs.
[04:04] Ojojojo
Disc sales can make or
break a late-night anime.
[04:09] Ojojojo
It's a critical matter.
SIGN Wonderland Heart
[04:11] Ojojojo
They come with concert raffle tickets
and event invitations and such.
SIGN Concerts Events Fan-Meets
[04:18] Ojojojo
The bonus material gets better every year.
[04:21] Ojojojo
They even come with figures or concept art.
[04:24] Ojojojo
Sometimes, you can't even
tell what's the main product.
SIGN Blu-ray Volume 1 Includes Figure
SIGN Actual video
[04:28] T_T
People would talk about how
the artwork is a disaster,
[04:32] T_T
but the artists would spend sleepless nights,
[04:37] T_T
working their butts off to
turn it into something divine.
[04:40] Oatmeal Supreme
Once you're a master, like I am,
you'll have a copy for storage,
[04:44] Oatmeal Supreme
for decorating,
[04:45] Oatmeal Supreme
for evangelism,
[04:45] Oatmeal Supreme
for watching,
[04:46] Oatmeal Supreme
for backup,
[04:48] Oatmeal Supreme
along with all the store-specific exclusives.
[04:50] Oatmeal Supreme
I don't hesitate to buy multiple copies.
[04:53] Green
Sure, sure.
[04:54] Oatmeal Supreme
Thus, no matter how much funding I
have, it all vanishes into the discs.
[04:59] Oatmeal Supreme
The time has come for me to tap
into my Swiss bank account.
[05:01] Pink
Why are they so desperate to sell discs?
[05:06] Ojojojo
Good question.
[05:07] Ojojojo
Airing anime doesn't actually make money.
[05:12] Green
Making anime costs a lot of money.
[05:15] Green
So multiple companies
invest in a single show,
[05:19] Green
and create an organization called
a "production committee."
[05:22] Pink
Committee?
[05:23] Ojojojo
Production committees come up
with budgets for the anime,
[05:26] Ojojojo
and distribute revenue from
the discs and merchandise,
[05:31] Ojojojo
as well as from online streaming
and overseas distribution.
SIGN Anime Shangri-La
SIGN God's Love on This
Wonderful Blessing!
SIGN Anime Season 2
Announced!!
[05:34] Ojojojo
If the sales figures are good,
sometimes they'll even get a second season.
[05:39] Green
At times, they'd work
to hype it up, at times,
[05:42] Green
they'd change the content of the
anime for the sake of business.
[05:45] Green
They're kind of like a
powerful shadow organization
[05:49] Green
that has immeasurable influence
over the production.
[05:54] Pink
I never knew.
[05:56] Puke Green
You see it on the screen
in school anime a lot.
[05:59] Puke Green
For example, Sakaneko Academy
Private School Student Council.
[06:02] Pink
So then,
[06:03] Pink
the student council is a shadow
organization that controls the school?
[06:08] Ojojojo
Minoa, are you sure you haven't
been watching too much anime?
[06:12] T_T
Although she's probably right in that
you'd be in trouble if you opposed them.
[06:15] Green
Hey, did you buy all these discs?
[06:19] Ojojojo
Well,
[06:20] Ojojojo
what belongs to the Anime Club belongs to me.
[06:22] Ojojojo
What belongs to me belongs to me.
[06:27] Oatmeal Supreme
Wait, so, what?
[06:31] Green Grinch
We've finally got you, Anime Club!
[06:35] Pink
It's them!
[06:36] Pink
The production committee!
[06:38] Green Grinch
What?
[06:39] Green
Nothing, we were talking
about something else.
[06:41] Green
So what do you want?
[06:42] Green
What's got you so eager?
[06:44] Yellow Grinch
This is the receipt for club spending.
[06:48] Yellow Grinch
What is "Anime software costs"?
[06:52] Yellow Grinch
You didn't buy that using
club funding, did you?
SIGN God's Love on This
Wonderful Blessing!
[06:56] Green Grinch
Don't bother trying to hide it.
[06:58] Green Grinch
The jig is up.
[07:00] Green Grinch
The criminal is among us!
[07:03] Ojojojo
You're correct.
[07:05] Green Grinch
Wait, why are you so quick to confess?
[07:08] Green Grinch
Give me a chance to show off
my Vice President skills!
[07:11] Yellow Grinch
This is where the treasurer gets to show off.
[07:14] Yellow Grinch
A total cost of 341,951 yen.
[07:17] Yellow Grinch
To think you wasted club
funding on such a thing.
[07:20] Ojojojo
With all due respect, the club
funding belongs to the club members.
[07:23] Ojojojo
That is, it belongs to me.
[07:25] Ojojojo
What's wrong with using
my own money for myself?
[07:28] Oatmeal Supreme
That's what you meant?!
[07:30] Purple Grinch
In any case,
[07:32] Purple Grinch
a newly-founded Anime Club won't be allowed
to spend such a large amount of money.
[07:37] Ojojojo
Then I'll use my pocket money.
[07:40] Ojojojo
Sebas.
[07:41] Green
Wait a minute, Arisucchi.
[07:44] Green
As the president, it's my fault that I
failed to adequately manage the members.
[07:48] Green
Besides, this is the kind of thing
that we need to solve for ourselves.
[07:53] Purple Grinch
Then how about this:
[07:55] Purple Grinch
For the next week, you'll assist the
other clubs without compensation.
[07:59] Purple Grinch
Unless the student council
approves of the work you do,
[08:02] Purple Grinch
the Anime Club will be abolished.
[08:04] Green
Th-That's too...
[08:06] Purple Grinch
Of course you can't.
[08:07] Purple Grinch
The Anime Club isn't good for anything.
[08:11] Purple Grinch
It can't create anything.
[08:12] Purple Grinch
It's just baggage.
[08:14] Purple Grinch
There's no way you can do anything
of merit for the other clubs.
[08:19] Purple Grinch
You'll have to prove otherwise,
if that bothers you.
[08:23] Purple Grinch
That I'm wrong.
[08:24] Yellow Grinch
It'll be interesting.
[08:34] Pink
We just survived getting shut down.
[08:37] Puke Green
Here you go.
[08:39] Pink
Nakano-senpai.
[08:41] Pink
Thank you.
[08:43] Pink
I never knew we were at the same station.
[08:46] Puke Green
A heavy-handed student council
threatening to shut down a club.
[08:49] Puke Green
It's a club anime classic.
[08:51] Pink
I know, right?
[08:52] Pink
I saw something like that on a TV drama.
[08:54] Puke Green
Yeah, I mean in an anime.
[08:56] Pink
Oh. Okay.
[08:58] Pink
So why did you join the Anime Club?
[09:02] Puke Green
Well...
[09:04] Puke Green
I think I've always aspired to be
in a club with like-minded people.
[09:09] Puke Green
The moment we come together
and grow as a group
[09:14] Puke Green
is quite spectacular, don't you think?
[09:17] Puke Green
Just like that Onotokisaka Academy Idol Club.
[09:21] Pink
Onotokisaka?
[09:23] Puke Green
It's a legendary high school idol club.
[09:27] Puke Green
They overcame the student
council's sabotaging,
[09:29] Puke Green
and saved the club from being abolished.
[09:31] Pink
And those are high schoolers?
[09:34] Pink
That's amazing.
[09:35] Pink
We have to do what we can, too, then.
[09:39] Puke Green
Yeah, it was an anime, though.
[09:40] Pink
Let's do this!
[09:51] Wig Pink
Anime Club!
[09:53] Wig Pink
We'd like to support your clubs!
[09:55] Wig Pink
We'll help with anything!
[10:00] Pink
Erika-senpai?!
[10:02] Wig Pink
Morning, Minoacchi.
[10:03] Pink
What's up with the outfit?
SIGN We'll Help Your Clubs!
Contact us
Anime Club
Club Building 3F
[10:06] Wig Pink
You could say it's my expression of intent.
[10:09] Wig Pink
Although it was a bit tight.
[10:11] Pink
I'll help.
[10:15] Pink
Please and thank you.
[10:17] Pink
Anime Club.
[10:18] Ojojojo
I'll help.
[10:23] Wig Pink
Arisucchi...
[10:26] Oatmeal Supreme
I won't sleep well, seeing the club die.
[10:29] T_T
We have to do what we can.
[10:31] Puke Green
Handing out fliers is what it's all about.
[10:36] Green
I'll neither run nor hide.
[10:39] Green
All pitches, straight down the middle!
[10:50] A
That's a game!
[10:57] Pink
Hello, everyone—
[11:02] Puke Green
I don't understand you.
[11:05] Oatmeal Supreme
I feel it...
[11:06] Oatmeal Supreme
The dough is cooking inside
the electron purgatory.
[11:09] Oatmeal Supreme
My magnificent gadget makes
quick work of any confectionery!
[11:17] Ojojojo
Show me, Miko, your most godly move.
[11:28] Pink
It's no use!
[11:30] Ojojojo
We've screwed up at every club we've helped.
[11:33] T_T
Where's Gomon-sensei when you need him?
[11:35] Green
He's on business abroad this week.
[11:37] Green
To China, apparently.
[11:39] Ojojojo
What terrible timing.
[11:41] Oatmeal Supreme
We only have two more days.
[11:45] Oatmeal Supreme
We're really going to end up being shut down.
[11:48] T_T
This was originally your fault, Arisu.
[11:51] Ojojojo
This calls for me to acquire this academy
and take over the student council.
[11:55] Oatmeal Supreme
Your thoughts are possessed by the devil.
[11:59] T_T
It appears so.
[12:00] Ojojojo
Wh-What?!
[12:04] Pink
G-Guys...
[12:05] Green
Stop.
[12:07] Green
This isn't the time to
be fighting with each other.
[12:13] Puke Green
Here we go.
[12:15] Puke Green
It's a request from the Drama Club.
[12:18] Puke Green
They're performing a musical at school for
the new students the day after tomorrow.
SIGN Sakaneko High School
Drama Club
SIGN Musical
SIGN New Students Welcome!!
[12:22] Puke Green
Apparently they didn't get the costumes
they ordered, and they're in a bind.
[12:26] T_T
Costumes?
[12:28] Pink
You could make some, couldn't you, Senpai?
[12:31] Green
I-I guess.
[12:33] Green
I'll do what I can.
SIGN Student Council Room
[12:37] Green Grinch
End of report, ma'am.
[12:38] Purple Grinch
The Anime Club is making
costumes for the Drama Club?
[12:43] Purple Grinch
They're wasting their time.
SIGN Club Room Go Boom!
[13:11] Green
Nope.
[13:12] Green
I can't do it.
[13:21] Pink
Erika-senpai...
[13:33] (Flashback) Purple Grinch
The Anime Club isn't good for anything.
[13:36] (Flashback) Purple Grinch
It can't create anything.
[13:46] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
I'm here from Japan.
[13:48] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
My name is Aoyama Erika.
[13:50] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
Um...
[13:51] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
So...
[13:53] (Flashback) Pizza
Hey, want to come over to
have pizza and watch TV?
[13:55] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
H-Hey...
[13:55] (Flashback) And Chill
Do you have soft serve?
[13:56] (Flashback) Pizza
Yes.
SIGN PreFae Supers
[14:05] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
PreFae.
[14:07] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
I never knew it was airing here.
[14:11] (Flashback) And Chill
Hey, Erika!
[14:14] (Flashback) And Chill
This anime's from Japan, right?
[14:16] (Flashback) And Chill
You know it?
[14:17] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
Yeah, of course.
[14:20] (Flashback) Pizza
We're cosplayers, but what do they say
in Japanese when they're transforming?
[14:26] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
She's saying...
[14:29] (Flashback) Oh snap she's one of us
Enemies of Mother Earth,
cease your evil deeds!
[14:45] Pizza
Erika-senpai.
[14:49] Purple Grinch
Senpai, I have an idea.
[14:52] Purple Grinch
Why don't you draw from the
idol anime that I like.
[14:57] Green
Idol anime?
[14:58] Purple Grinch
Yes.
[14:59] Purple Grinch
It was in the stack of discs
that Arisu-chan bought us.
[15:04] Low-Budget Pink
I want to make the world's best costume!
[15:07] Low-Budget Blue
Shall we start with silkworms?
[15:08] Low-budget Yellow
We'll need mulberry fields, too!
[15:12] Low-Budget Pink
Onotoki!
[15:13] Low-Budget Blue
Onotoki!
[15:14] Low-budget Yellow
Onotoki!
[15:15] ---
Ono...
[15:16] ---
...toki!
[15:16] ---
Ono...
[15:17] ---
...toki!
[15:17] ---
Ono...
[15:18] ---
...toki!
[15:18] ---
Ono...
[15:19] ---
...toki!
[15:19] ---
Ono...
[15:20] ---
...toki!
[15:22] Low-budget Yellow
We did it!
[15:27] Puke Green
Well?
[15:28] Puke Green
Don't you think these girls
are absolutely dazzling?
[15:31] Puke Green
Idol anime comes in the
standard school club stories,
SIGN Idol Club Philosophy
- Don't mess up your lines - Don't let them take pictures
- Don't tell bad jokes - Always smile
SIGN 14th Newcomer Audition
[15:34] Puke Green
stories about the agency,
[15:36] Puke Green
regional idols...
[15:38] Puke Green
all kinds of genres.
[15:40] Puke Green
The girls depicted in 3D computer
graphics and virtuosic artwork
[15:44] Puke Green
are absolutely adorable.
[15:46] Puke Green
Just watching them,
[15:48] Puke Green
you can almost smell their
sweat and feel their breathing.
[15:51] Puke Green
It's just utterly amazing.
[15:55] Puke Green
The costumes, too.
[15:56] Puke Green
Elegant! Fabulous! Excellent!
[15:59] Puke Green
They accent the girls' beauty beyond words.
[16:05] Puke Green
I'm going to explode.
[16:06] Puke Green
Feature these, and I guarantee that
you'll have the best costume ever.
[16:10] Puke Green
Idol anime always tell the
story of an idol group
[16:14] Puke Green
that begins without cohesion,
and comes together.
[16:18] Demonic Ritual
Beauty!
[16:22] Green
Is that...
[16:23] Puke Green
That's right.
[16:24] Puke Green
It's exactly where we are now.
[16:29] Pink
Let's do it, Erika-senpai.
[16:32] Pink
You're still our president, Erika-senpai.
[16:35] Pink
I want to continue this club
with you and everyone else.
[16:39] Puke Green
Minoacchi...
[16:41] Ojojojo
We do, too.
[16:49] Green
Guys...
[16:52] Green
We don't have time.
[16:54] Green
Nakanocchi and I will design.
[16:57] Green
Kaikai and Mikocchi, you two find cloth.
[17:00] Green
Arisucchi and Minoacchi,
you two do the tacking.
[17:03] Green
Start immediately.
[17:04] A
Okay.
SIGN Wholesale Fabrics Center
[17:20] Ojojojo
It's fine.
[17:21] Ojojojo
I need to make this with my own hands.
[17:28] Mini-Mii
Mii-chan, you're still up?
[17:32] Pink
Onee-chan...
[17:34] Pink
I'm almost done.
[17:37] Mini-Mii
You're really working hard
in the Anime Club, huh?
[17:46] Green
Hurry, the performance is about to start.
[17:49] A
Okay.
SIGN New Student
Welcome Party
[17:57] Green Grinch
They're never going to get
the costumes done in time.
[18:00] Yellow Grinch
They may delay the event.
[18:03] Purple Grinch
No, I've told the Drama Club that they may
not go over their allotted time in the gym.
[18:08] Green Grinch
Their performance is over, then.
[18:10] Yellow Grinch
Don't worry.
[18:11] Yellow Grinch
It's showtime.
[18:18] Oatmeal Supreme
Three, two, one.
[18:33] Purple Grinch
No way.
[18:39] Green
We barely made it.
[18:53] Pink
We did it!
[18:54] T_T
We can convince the student council now.
[18:56] Purple Grinch
No, we don't approve.
[18:59] Purple Grinch
You're sorely mistaken if you think you've
done enough to avoid getting shut down.
[19:03] Purple Grinch
That silly anime club of yours.
[19:05] Green
It's not silly.
[19:08] Green
Anime saved me when I was
alone, studying abroad.
[19:12] Green
So I'm not going to lose this Anime Club,
[19:15] Green
this place for all of us to belong.
[19:18] Green
It's not true that anime
doesn't create anything.
[19:21] Green
Anime creates a lot of things.
[19:24] Green
Not just things, but bonds
between person and person.
[19:28] Green
Didn't it do that for us, too, Tsubaki?
[19:37] (Flashback) Green
Tsubaki, it's time to transform!
[19:41] (Flashback) Green
PreFae is two people.
[19:43] (Flashback) Green
I need one more.
[19:45] (Flashback) Purple Grinch
Erika-chan...
[19:51] (Flashback) Green
Enemies of Mother Earth...
[19:55] (Flashback) Purple Grinch
...cease your evil deeds!
[20:01] Purple Grinch
You and I aren't the same anymore.
[20:04] Purple Grinch
I'm the student president.
[20:05] Purple Grinch
I can't let this slide.
[20:08] Ponytail
Raise the curtains.
[20:19] Ponytail
Our costumes today were put
together by the Anime Club.
[20:23] Ponytail
It's thanks to them that our
performance was a success.
[20:28] Ponytail
Please give a grand round of applause.
[20:35] Baseball
Thanks for the help!
[20:37] Radio
We got more listeners thanks to you.
[20:39] Chef
We got our club room renovated!
[20:42] Purple Grinch
I hate to admit it, but you win this time.
[20:45] Purple Grinch
I'll take back abolishing the club.
[20:47] Green
Tsubaki...
[20:48] Purple Grinch
But don't you forget.
[20:50] Purple Grinch
I'll never get to like what you like.
[20:54] Yellow Grinch
Wait, President!
[20:56] Green Grinch
How can you be so easy?!
[20:59] Pink
We did it, Erika-senpai.
[21:02] Ojojojo
I'll be more careful about how
I use club funding from now on.
[21:05] Green
Thanks, guys.
[21:08] Pink
Erika-senpai!
[21:11] Puke Green
We're dazzling right now.
[21:14] Puke Green
You're all my beautiful little kittens.
SIGN Student Council Room
[21:18] Purple Grinch
Yes.
[21:19] Purple Grinch
I failed to shut down the club.
[21:21] Purple Grinch
This situation is no longer under my control.
[21:26] Purple Grinch
Yes.
[21:27] Purple Grinch
Pardon me.
[21:29] Yellow Grinch
President.
[21:31] Green Grinch
Guess what they did this time!
[21:35] Pink
300,000 yen worth of cosplay costumes!
[21:38] Purple Grinch
I don't need any more reports.
[21:42] Purple Grinch
It seems your resolve will
be tested even more, Erika.
[23:22] Neko
Anime, back in the day, had people
become idols with just a bit of magic.
[23:26] Neko
It was so filled with dreams!
[23:28] Neko
Idol anime these days have them
legit practicing and auditioning.
[23:32] Neko
Tough times we live in.
[23:34] Neko
Next episode: "The Anime Club
Gets a Spot Along the Wall!"
[23:38] Neko
Don't stay up all night.
5 - Beibei, Don't Go
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SIGN Closing Ceremony at 9 In the Auditorium
[00:07] Pink
All the characters in that Dub Tone show
you recommended are so cute, Arisu-chan!
[00:11] Pink
I liked the story in that Sweetness and Champion
show Erika-senpai told me about.
[00:16] Pink
Speaking of story, that show Ange Visual
Miko-chan wanted me to see was good, too.
[00:20] Sports
You're all about anime these days.
[00:23] Sports
So are you going to be watching anime
all throughout summer break, too?
[00:25] Pink
Of course, that's my plan.
[00:28] Ojou
That's not all we're doing
this summer, though.
[00:32] #_#
That thing is coming up this summer.
[00:35] Ojou
Yes.
[00:35] Ojou
The thing.
[00:37] Pink
The thing?
[02:17] Seaweed
About our plans for summer break...
[02:19] Seaweed
We're all going to the thing, right?
[02:22] Ojou
You mean that thing, correct?
[02:24] Puke Green
The thing by the sea.
[02:26] Algae
The mid-summer ceremony.
[02:28] Algae
Or shall we call it the festival of desire?
[02:31] Pink
Um, sorry, what do you mean by "the thing"?
[02:36] Pink
What's this?
[02:37] #_#
They're catalogs for the thing.
[02:39] #_#
Read this for details.
[02:42] Pink
Do I have to read all of this?
[02:45] Ojou
Reading all of the catalogs
is a classic otaku pastime.
[02:49] Seaweed
Nah, that's a bit of a stretch.
[02:51] #_#
Just read the parts that are bookmarked.
[02:55] Ojou
Don't you worry, I'll give
you all the support you need.
[03:02] Pink
"Notes on entering:
[03:04] Pink
Wait in the entry line
until the venue is open.
[03:08] Pink
Nearby transit facilities will be"...
[03:12] Pink
Yes?
[03:14] Chonmage Ahoge
I brought you watermelons.
[03:16] Chonmage Ahoge
Oh, you're studying.
[03:20] Pink
Yeah, studying.
[03:22] Pink
Hey, Onee-chan, do we have folding chairs?
[03:26] Chonmage Ahoge
Like the ones you use outdoors?
[03:28] Pink
Yeah.
[03:29] Pink
We need some for our club.
[03:30] Chonmage Ahoge
Are you going camping or something?
[03:32] Pink
Well...
[03:34] (Flashback) Puke Green
The thing by the sea.
[03:37] Pink
We're going to an event at the sea.
[03:39] Chonmage Ahoge
Huh, a sea festival or something?
[03:41] Chonmage Ahoge
So around Odaiba, then?
[03:42] Pink
Yeah, that's it.
[03:43] Pink
There are going to be a ton of people there.
[03:46] Chonmage Ahoge
Wow, the anime club does those
kinds of events, too, huh?
[03:49] Pink
Arisu-chan told me we should have
folding chairs for when we're waiting.
[03:54] Chonmage Ahoge
I see.
[03:55] Chonmage Ahoge
I think they're in the closet.
[03:56] Chonmage Ahoge
I'll get them for you later.
[03:58] Pink
Thanks, Onee-chan.
[04:06] Mom
Hey, camping?
[04:08] Chonmage Ahoge
No. Mii-chan's going to a sea festival
at Odaiba with her anime club people.
[04:15] Mom
Wow.
[04:16] Mom
She seems to be having fun
every day with her new friends.
[04:26] Chonmage Ahoge
You're up early.
[04:27] Pink
I have to be on the first train
in order to make it, apparently.
[04:30] Pink
Huh?
[04:32] Pink
Dad's out?
[04:34] Chonmage Ahoge
Yeah, he said he's meeting up
with his friends by the sea.
[04:40] Pink
Okay, see you.
[04:41] Chonmage Ahoge
See you later.
[04:45] Pink
There's no one around
at this time of the day.
[04:48] >3
Oy.
[04:50] Pink
Neko-senpai.
[04:51] Pink
Don't scare me like that.
[04:54] >3
The thing happens today, doesn't it?
[04:56] Pink
Yes.
[04:58] >3
I shall give you a word of warning.
[05:03] Stuffy Nose
Train arriving for Ikebukuro at Bay 1.
[05:08] (Flashback) >3
When at war, the first to
lower their guard is the first to die.
[05:10] (Flashback) >3
Remember that.
[05:11] Pink
At war? It's not that big of a deal.
[05:21] Pink
I can't breathe!
[05:26] Pink
E-Excuse me.
[05:28] Pink
Sorry.
[05:29] Pink
Pardon me, coming through.
[05:32] Pink
Please, sorry, coming through.
[05:38] Ojou
Over here, Minoa.
[05:40] Pink
I thought I was going to die.
[05:43] Seaweed
The train was packed, wasn't it?
[05:45] Puke Green
It's not any different from
the train to school, is it?
[05:47] Ojou
Minoa, don't let your guard down; you'll die.
[05:50] Ojou
It beckons me... my precious,
also known as merchandise.
[05:53] Ojou
It beckons me!
[05:56] #_#
Musashisakai-senpai, you're way too hyper.
[05:59] Seaweed
All right, let's get going.
[06:01] Ojou
Do you have your sports drink, Minoa?
[06:04] Pink
Yeah.
[06:05] Pink
It's important to avoid heat stroke.
[06:07] Pink
Right?
[06:11] #_#
I don't think that'll be enough.
[06:13] Algae
What do you think this is?
[06:14] Algae
This is a battlefield!
[06:17] Seaweed
You may want to buy some more.
[06:19] Pink
I'll go buy some at the
convenience store there, then.
[06:23] #_#
I'm worried, so I'll go check on her.
[06:30] Pink
O-Oh, no! I can't make it to the shelves.
[06:34] #_#
That won't be an issue.
[06:36] Pink
Miko-chan.
[06:47] Ojou
Kamiigusa Arisu is here, Ariake!
[06:51] Seaweed
You're so hyped up, Arisucchi.
[06:54] Seaweed
You won't last the day.
[06:56] Ojou
I-I know.
[06:58] Ojou
But I'm just so excited.
[07:00] Ojou
Right, Minoa?
[07:01] Pink
Yeah.
[07:02] Seaweed
Okay, let's go.
[07:04] Pink
Isn't the venue over there?
[07:06] Seaweed
Not so fast.
[07:08] Seaweed
You can't get in without lining up.
[07:17] Ojou
Minoa.
[07:19] Pink
S-Sorry.
[07:21] Puke Green
It was an early morning.
[07:23] Algae
I know, you'd only ever be up so early
during summer break for the Sunday Morning.
[07:27] Pink
The Sunday Morning?
[07:29] Seaweed
He's talking about anime and tokusatsu
shows that air on Sunday mornings.
[07:32] Pink
Oh, like PreFae.
[07:34] Ojou
Sunday Morning has had children's
shows since long before PreFae.
[07:39] Ojou
It's a historically rich time period.
[07:41] Algae
That's not all.
[07:42] Algae
The many tokusatsu shows that set
young boys' hearts ablaze
[07:46] Algae
are part of the Sunday Morning!
[07:50] Seaweed
Well, we're the anime club, though,
so setting aside tokusatsu shows...
[07:54] Seaweed
Don't expect to see anything but kids' shows.
[07:56] Seaweed
There's plenty of carefully-made anime
that captivate us anime otaku, too.
[08:02] Ojou
There've been depictions of girls'
friendships that had me bawling.
[08:08] #_#
And then there are the heartrending scenes
where the good-looking bad guy falls.
[08:12] Puke Green
The ending dances get a lot of
attention on PreFae too, don't they?
[08:16] Puke Green
They often have idol
choreographers working on them.
[08:20] Pink
I knew about PreFae, but I
never knew it was that amazing.
[08:24] Seaweed
There are some amazing action episodes, too.
[08:25] Algae
Indeed!
[08:26] Algae
There are creators who get their breaks with
their amazing Sunday morning anime battle art.
[08:30] Seaweed
You get so excited when we're
talking about battles, Kaikai.
[08:33] Algae
It's Kai!
[08:40] Seaweed
Do any of you need to go to the washroom?
[08:43] Ojou
I'm still fine.
[08:45] #_#
We should go while we're still fine.
[08:47] Seaweed
It's an iron rule, Arisucchi.
[08:50] Ojou
O-Of course.
[08:52] Ojou
Well, then...
[08:53] Pink
I think I'll go, too, then.
[08:55] Pink
Which way are the washrooms?
[08:58] Seaweed
There.
[09:00] Seaweed
That's the washroom line.
[09:03] Pink
You have to line up to go
to the washrooms, too?!
[09:05] #_#
It's actually the biggest business here.
[09:06] Ojou
Y-You're kidding.
[09:09] Ojou
Of course. That's common sense.
[09:12] Ojou
Let's go, Minoa.
[09:21] Pink
I'm back.
[09:23] Ojou
Let's go back, then.
[09:36] Pink
Uh... Are we lost?
[09:40] Ojou
N-Not to worry.
[09:42] Ojou
Sebas!
[09:46] A
You there! No sliding!
[09:50] Pink
He's not coming.
[09:53] Pink
What do we do, Arisu-chan?
[09:58] Shampoo
[10:01] Pink
Who is she?
[10:03] Ojou
Do you know her, Minoa?
[10:04] Pink
No.
[10:07] Pink
She's pretty, and her outfit's so pretty.
[10:12] Pink
Wait, I need to say something.
[10:15] Pink
But what language?
[10:16] Pink
English? French? German?
[10:21] Pink
U-Um...
[10:22] Pink
Spit cakes.
[10:24] Shampoo
Spit cakes?
[10:26] Shampoo
Are you hungry?
[10:28] Pink
You can speak Japanese?
[10:30] Pink
Thank goodness.
[10:31] Shampoo
Yes.
[10:32] Shampoo
Okay, let's go.
[10:35] Pink
Um...
[10:36] Pink
Wait.
[10:38] Ojou
We're looking for some people.
[10:41] Pink
Am I being abducted?
[10:47] Seaweed
Hey, Minoacchi, Arisucchi.
[10:51] Seaweed
Over here.
[10:55] Pink
Senpai!
[10:58] Seaweed
You took a while.
[11:00] Shampoo
These two were looking for you.
[11:03] Seaweed
Oh, they were lost.
[11:05] Seaweed
Thanks for bringing them.
[11:07] Ojou
Uh, who is she?
[11:09] #_#
She was lined up right behind us.
[11:13] (Flashback) Shampoo
I need to go to the bathroom.
[11:15] (Flashback) Shampoo
Could you please hold my spot?
[11:16] (Flashback) Seaweed
Okay, sure.
[11:18] Seaweed
We talked a bit when I left the line.
[11:22] Pink
Oh, really?
[11:24] Pink
Thank you.
[11:26] Shampoo
It's okay.
[11:27] Shampoo
It's important to help each
other out when we're in trouble.
[11:30] Puke Green
I can't believe you'd get lost when you're
[11:32] Puke Green
with someone like Arisucchi,
who's been here before—
[11:35] Ojou
I'm sorry.
[11:37] Ojou
I'm actually here for the first time.
[11:41] Ojou
I shouldn't have acted like I knew things.
[11:44] Ojou
This would never have happened.
[11:46] Pink
Th-That's not true.
[11:48] #_#
Yes, I think you two would
have gotten lost, either way.
[11:51] Algae
That's harsh.
[11:53] Pink
As a veteran, I should have come with you.
[11:56] Ojou
Miko...
[11:58] Shampoo
Hey, you're here for the first time?
[12:01] Shampoo
Just like me.
[12:03] Pink
Really?
[12:04] Shampoo
Yes.
[12:05] Shampoo
We were in trouble, but we overcame it.
[12:08] Shampoo
It wouldn't be good to go home with a
sad experience on our first time here.
[12:12] Ojou
You're so...
[12:13] Shampoo
So let's have fun.
[12:15] Shampoo
It's a festival, after all.
[12:17] Seaweed
You're right.
[12:19] Ojou
Thank you.
[12:21] Shampoo
You're welcome.
[12:25] #_#
I'm surprised you remembered
Minoa's face, though.
[12:29] Shampoo
Not so much her face, but she had that on.
[12:34] Pink
This?
[12:35] Shampoo
I love Ru:ZERO!
[12:37] Shampoo
It's huge in Beijing, too.
[12:39] Ojou
It's popular in Beijing, too?
[12:42] Ojou
Beijing?!
[12:43] Seaweed
Oh, yeah, she said she's from Beijing.
[12:47] Shampoo
My name is Yang Beibei.
[12:50] Pink
I'm Asagaya Minoa.
[12:52] Pink
Nihao.
[12:52] Ojou
I'm Kamiigusa Arisu.
[12:55] #_#
She came here for this event.
[12:58] Pink
That's amazing.
[12:59] Pink
People come from overseas, too?
[13:01] Shampoo
It's the biggest otaku event in the world.
[13:04] Shampoo
I've always been dying to come here.
[13:10] Seaweed
Wait, wasn't Ru:ZERO in the spring?
[13:13] Puke Green
Are there no delays these days?
[13:15] Shampoo
Almost none.
[13:18] #_#
I've heard that shows used to become popular
six months to a year after disc sales.
[13:23] Puke Green
It's at the same time nowadays, huh?
[13:25] Shampoo
It's a problem, sometimes.
[13:28] Puke Green
It is?
[13:29] Shampoo
When I tell Japanese
people that I like anime,
[13:32] Shampoo
they deliberately bring up older shows.
[13:34] Shampoo
Even though I want to
talk about current shows.
[13:37] Algae
So their kindness ends up hurting you.
[13:39] Ojou
Where do you get information on anime?
[13:41] Shampoo
Mostly online.
[13:43] Pink
It's just like us.
[13:45] Shampoo
I see the hype in Japan, and I'm
like, "I know, it's so good!"
[13:51] Pink
You can read Japanese?
[13:52] Pink
Well, I guess we're having a
normal conversation right now.
[13:56] Shampoo
Yes, I'm studying Japanese.
[13:58] Shampoo
So I can watch the anime I love.
[14:00] Puke Green
I met a few people in the US who
could hold simple conversations.
[14:04] Pink
Wow.
[14:05] Pink
Anime's connecting people around the world.
[14:09] Puke Green
Yup.
[14:10] Puke Green
The world is connected through anime.
[14:12] Ojou
Beibei-san, would you like to come with us?
[14:16] Shampoo
Really?
[14:17] Shampoo
Yes, gladly!
[14:19] Pink
Now we just have to wait for the opening.
[14:28] Pink
It's so hot...
[14:30] #_#
The sun's rising.
[14:31] #_#
It's getting hotter.
[14:33] Ojou
And this humidity...
[14:36] Pink
Beibei-chan, are you o—
[14:41] Shampoo
That's much cooler.
[14:42] Shampoo
Japanese cooling products are excellent.
[14:45] Ojou
You're more prepared than we are.
[14:48] Seaweed
At least we aren't in direct sunlight.
[14:51] Seaweed
Look.
[14:54] Pink
K-Kaikai-senpai!
[14:56] Ojou
Why is he in the sun?
[14:58] Algae
You won't get me...
[15:00] Algae
You won't get me, damn it!
[15:03] Puke Green
Line problems.
[15:20] Puke Green
Okay, it's about to begin.
SIGN Beibei, Don't Go
[15:44] Pink
It's been half an hour
since we were applauding.
[15:48] Seaweed
It should be about another hour.
[15:50] Pink
An hour?!
[15:54] Pink
We still can't go in!
[15:57] Ojou
Just a little longer, Minoa.
[15:59] Ojou
Just a little longer.
[16:03] Pink
I'm dying.
[16:04] A
The treasure is in sight, everyone.
[16:07] A
Pass out now, and you'll
be restarting back at home.
[16:12] Pink
Huh?
[16:13] Ojou
What's going on?
[16:16] Seaweed
It's an event favorite.
[16:17] Seaweed
The staff's general warnings.
[16:19] A
Be sure to stay hydrated
so you don't collapse.
[16:22] A
You won't find Akina-sama from Anosuba here.
[16:25] A
You won't be getting any
water over your heads.
[16:28] Seaweed
The staff are nerds, too.
[16:32] Ojou
It kind of makes the heat more tolerable.
[16:40] Ojou
It's time, Minoa.
[16:42] Pink
It was a long time coming.
[16:44] Ojou
Yes, but our long journey is finally over.
[16:47] Ojou
At last, we're setting foot.
[16:50] Ojou
In this new world.
[16:52] Pink
Arisu-chan, my heart's pounding.
[16:56] Ojou
Mine, too.
[16:57] Ojou
But don't be afraid.
[16:59] Ojou
Let's open a new door together, Minoa.
[17:02] Pink
Yeah, Arisu-chan.
[17:09] A
You there, please follow the others inside.
SIGN Cosplay Area West Hall 1 East Hall Industry Booths West Floor 1
[17:15] Pink
We're finally inside.
[17:16] Seaweed
Exhausting, huh?
[17:18] Seaweed
Let's split up, then.
[17:21] Algae
The time has come for me to use
my Unchained Golden Wallet!
[17:26] Ojou
All right, here we go.
[17:26] Algae
Just you wait, Shikabari merch!
[17:27] Puke Green
That way?
[17:27] Algae
I'll use this elite item to hunt you all down!
[17:28] Ojou
That way.
[17:38] Pink
There are so many people.
[17:40] Pink
Let's see, where is the Ru:ZERO merchandise?
[17:43] Elf
Fliers.
[17:45] Elf
Please and thank you.
[17:48] Pink
Thank you.
[17:49] [SONG] Text
Unlimited
Fantasy world
[17:49] Wendy's
Bags.
[17:51] Ojou
So cute.
[17:52] Pink
This is awesome, people are
giving me so much stuff.
[17:54] Ojou
Me, too.
[17:55] Ojou
Look what I got.
[17:56] Ponytail
New show starting in fall.
[17:59] Cat person
Paper fans.
SIGN Shikabari
[18:00] Tron
Take one, please.
[18:02] Ghost
These are free.
[18:03] Pink
I-It's so heavy.
[18:05] Ojou
They're digging into my shoulders.
[18:07] #_#
Of course it'd be heavy
if you took everything.
[18:10] Pink
You could have told us!
[18:14] Pink
I bought it!
[18:18] Pink
I'm so glad it wasn't sold out.
[18:20] #_#
You worry too much, Minoa.
[18:22] Ojou
Oh?
[18:23] Ojou
Who was it that was grasping your
wallet with a terrified face?
[18:29] Shampoo
I'm glad we all got what we wanted.
[18:31] Shampoo
I know.
[18:32] Shampoo
Can we get a photo together?
[18:35] Pink
Of course.
[18:37] Pink
Okay.
[18:39] Pink
Come in closer, Minoa.
[18:40] Pink
You, too, Miko.
[18:42] Pink
Here we go, guys.
[18:43] Pink
Smile!
[18:47] Lucille 2 From Arrested Development
Saori-san.
[18:51] Lucille 2 From Arrested Development
Hey.
[18:52] Plastic Shards
Hey, what's up?
[18:55] Generic Guy
Senpai, which college is she from?
[18:57] Plastic Shards
Oh, no, she's a cosplay buddy.
[19:00] Plastic Shards
She's a fresh young high schooler.
[19:02] Lucille 2 From Arrested Development
"Fresh young"?
[19:05] Generic Guy
Nice to meet you, I'm Mutsuki.
[19:07] Generic Guy
As you can see, I'm from the
Jouhoku High School Anime Club.
[19:10] Lucille 2 From Arrested Development
I'm Erika.
[19:11] Oh; that was Seaweed
I'm technically the president of the
anime club at Sakaneko High School.
[19:14] Generic Guy
The anime club at Sakaneko?
[19:16] Generic Guy
Oh, I've heard about it.
[19:18] Generic Guy
It's prestigious, isn't it?
[19:20] Generic Guy
Wait, is it not?
[19:21] Generic Guy
A Sakaneko graduate told me that
their anime club was amazing.
[19:28] Seaweed
Huh...
[19:33] Pink
There's just so many people, though.
[19:36] #_#
Obviously.
[19:37] #_#
There are almost 200,000 people here.
[19:39] Pink
Two hundred thousand?!
[19:41] Pink
That many?
SIGN Forest
Conservation
Fund
[19:42] Shampoo
Six hundred thousand people in total
over three days, apparently.
[19:45] Pink
You sure know a lot, Beibei-san.
[19:47] Pink
No wonder we have to be in line for
hours, with so many people here.
[19:51] Ojou
Lining up to get in, lining
up once you're in...
[19:54] #_#
It's the harshest event in Japan.
[19:57] Shampoo
I'm so happy, though.
[19:59] Ojou
Happy?
[20:02] Shampoo
There are so many of my own kind here.
[20:04] Shampoo
People who love anime and who I can
get excited over the same anime with.
[20:08] Shampoo
That makes me happy.
[20:12] Shampoo
Being in line was tough, but I can handle it
since I know I have a lot of friends here.
[20:16] Shampoo
Plus I got to meet you guys.
[20:18] Pink
Beibei-chan...
[20:21] Pink
Yeah.
[20:22] Ojou
I'm glad I got to meet you, too.
[20:24] #_#
Me, too.
[20:25] Shampoo
Yup.
[20:26] Seaweed
Cool, we're all here.
[20:29] Seaweed
All right, want to head home?
[20:30] Ojou
Shouldn't we wait for Nakano-senpai?
[20:34] Seaweed
I guess I'll leave him a LINE
message saying we're leaving.
[20:36] Pink
What about you, Beibei-chan?
[20:38] Shampoo
I want to stay here a little longer.
[20:41] Shampoo
I'll go wander around.
[20:43] Pink
Okay.
[20:45] Shampoo
Minoa, Arisu, Miko, Erika, thank you!
[20:51] Pink
Thank you, too.
[20:53] Pink
Bye-bye.
[20:55] Ojou
Good day.
[20:58] Pink
I forgot to ask for her contact info.
[21:00] Ojou
Oh, yeah.
[21:01] #_#
We screwed up.
[21:03] Pink
And we just became friends.
[21:07] Seaweed
It's all right.
[21:09] Seaweed
As long as we're anime lovers,
we'll meet here again.
[21:13] Pink
Yeah.
[21:14] Seaweed
All right, we should go do
that thing on our way home.
[21:17] #_#
Agreed, Erika-senpai.
[21:20] Ojou
That thing?
[21:24] Pink
This is so nice.
[21:27] Pink
Lining up sucked, but I bought my
merchandise, and I made a new friend.
[21:32] Pink
Anime events are fun, huh, Arisu-chan?
[21:35] Ojou
Yes, very.
[21:37] #_#
By the way, what happened
to Musashisakai-senpai?
[21:41] Seaweed
Huh? Say what?
[21:43] Seaweed
I can't hear you.
SIGN Shikabari
SIGN Event Exclusive
SIGN Sold Out
[23:27] >3
Don't expect to meet someone
twice on the battlefield.
[23:33] >3
Next episode: "Someone Is Shrouded in Light."
[23:36] >3
What light? Find out for yourself.
6 - Kaikai Love Climax
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[00:00] Purple
Come on, run!
[00:03] Purple
Summer camp is just beginning!
[00:08] Purple
Okay, that's it for morning training.
[00:10] Purple
Let's hit the showers.
SIGN Men
SIGN Women
[00:19] Sports
Let's make today another good day!
[01:54] Sports
First, we'll get on the wrapped
train on the Kashima Line,
[01:58] Sports
and we'll check out the outlet
gallery and the Aqua Tower,
[02:02] Sports
and we'll put up our ita-wishing
plaques at the shrine.
[02:04] Sports
We need to visit the udon shop that Tildama II crashed into in Urban Warfare,
[02:08] Sports
and check to see if there's still
a blue seat at the Seasider Hotel.
[02:12] Puke Green
I want to see the victory
flag in person, too.
[02:15] Teacup Tourist
You mean that legendary one that
a firetruck raised at a parade.
[02:18] You can't read a Pocky; dear
We have to be sure to
find some good food, too.
[02:20] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Hamburg steaks with school
crests and kushikatsu.
[02:23] Pink Wearing Pink
Anmitsu is a must, too.
[02:25] Pink Wearing Pink
Let's be sure to get the ankou
manju before it gets sold out.
[02:28] Teacup Tourist
Looks like your studying
is paying off, Minoa.
[02:31] Pink Wearing Pink
Yup.
[02:32] Pink Wearing Pink
I looked up a lot of
information on the meccas.
[02:36] Pink Wearing Pink
There are around 3,000
anime meccas across Japan.
[02:40] Pink Wearing Pink
Oarai, Chichibu, and...
[02:44] Puke Green
Sayama and Kamakura, and
Onomichi and the Hida region.
[02:48] Puke Green
Due to the anime boom,
SIGN Oarai
[02:50] Puke Green
many local governments and shopping districts cooperate proactively, too.
[02:54] Pink Wearing Pink
That's amazing.
SIGN Chichibu
[02:56] Pink Wearing Pink
But why do people travel to the meccas?
SIGN Sayama
[03:00] Teacup Tourist
You can have fun pretending
you're one of the characters,
[03:02] Teacup Tourist
or you can revel in the amazement of being
at the site of a special scene in an anime.
[03:07] Teacup Tourist
It's also entertaining to play
detective and think about
[03:10] Teacup Tourist
why a scene doesn't look
exactly like the location.
[03:13] Pink Wearing Pink
I see.
SIGN Kamakura
[03:15] You can't read a Pocky; dear
You get to hear the voice actors
say lines exclusively
[03:18] You can't read a Pocky; dear
for the meccas and buy merchandise.
SIGN Onomichi
[03:21] Puke Green
You can talk to other fans or
ask a local where a rare banner is.
[03:26] Puke Green
You can make new friends, too.
SIGN Hida
[03:28] Green Wearing Green
You can use smartphone apps, too.
[03:30] Green Wearing Green
You can look at maps or take
photos with characters.
[03:34] Pink Wearing Pink
I'm installing that, too.
[03:36] Teacup Tourist
It's easy to get exited, but it's
important to mind your manners.
[03:40] Pink Wearing Pink
Roger that.
[03:41] Pink Wearing Pink
This app's amazing.
[03:43] Teacup Tourist
It is.
[03:44] Green Wearing Green
Right?
[03:44] Teacup Tourist
I never knew about this app.
[03:50] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Would you like some?
[03:59] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Sorry.
[04:00] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Are you—
[04:02] You can't read a Pocky; dear
What's wrong? You're sweating like mad.
[04:07] Romcom
This isn't my genre!
[04:10] Romcom
Zetoro! Zetoro, are you here?!
[04:14] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Apple, otherwise known as Margrave
Mijareabatgolt has run off.
[04:28] (Flashback) You can't read a Pocky; dear
Hey, Musashisakai-senpai...
[04:33] (Flashback) You can't read a Pocky; dear
Actually, never mind.
[04:36] (Flashback) Romcom
She opens a conversation
before promptly ending it,
[04:38] (Flashback) Romcom
her long eyelashes fluttering
with timidity and hesitation.
[04:42] (Flashback) Romcom
Her silhouette vanishes,
melting into the sunset.
[04:46] (Flashback) Romcom
Could this be foreshadowing of a central
development in the narrative yet to come?
[04:52] (Flashback) Green Wearing Green
Hey, that looked promising.
[04:55] (Flashback) Green Wearing Green
In-club romance, huh?
[04:56] (Flashback) Green Wearing Green
You're more than welcome.
[04:58] (Flashback) Romcom
In-club romance? What are you talking about?
[05:01] (Flashback) Romcom
No way... Kouenji?
[05:03] (Flashback) Romcom
For me?
[05:06] Romcom
Calm down.
[05:07] Romcom
Calm down, Musashisakai Kai.
[05:09] Romcom
Analyze the situation carefully.
[05:13] Pink Wearing Pink
Kaikai-senpai.
[05:14] Pink Wearing Pink
What's wrong? You just darted away.
[05:18] Romcom
My brain is currently executing Emergency Order 999, the heartless seal.
[05:25] Romcom
To use the language of the commoners,
[05:27] Romcom
I am currently investigating
the conspiracy known as "love."
[05:30] Romcom
Leave me be!
[05:32] Pink Wearing Pink
Thank goodness.
[05:34] Pink Wearing Pink
You're still the usual Kaikai-senpai.
[05:37] Pink Wearing Pink
Wait, something's not right.
[05:39] Pink Wearing Pink
He hasn't done his usual...
[05:41] Pink Wearing Pink
Musashisakai...
[05:42] Romcom
Kai!
[05:43] Pink Wearing Pink
Looks like you're okay.
[05:46] Pink Wearing Pink
I can't wait for the hot springs, either.
[05:49] Pink Wearing Pink
Speaking of hot springs, there
were no God rays in Girls & Tank.
[05:53] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Bath scenes can really influence
how a show is perceived.
[05:57] You can't read a Pocky; dear
They can't help but be careful.
[05:59] Pink Wearing Pink
God rays!
[06:00] Pink Wearing Pink
I know what those are.
[06:01] Pink Wearing Pink
They're one of the mysteries of anime that
show up on TV and vanish on the discs.
[06:07] Pink Wearing Pink
I've never seen one before.
[06:09] Pink Wearing Pink
I can't wait to see.
[06:11] Teacup Tourist
These travel bookmarks
are really well chosen.
[06:14] Green Wearing Green
Minoacchi did a lot of the research for us.
[06:17] Green Wearing Green
She stayed until really
late at the club room.
[06:19] Pink Wearing Pink
Nah, I'm still a newbie.
[06:22] Pink Wearing Pink
My friend in the track club is at
training camp for a whole month.
[06:27] (Flashback) Sports
I'm hoping to beat my own record at the camp.
[06:31] (Flashback) Sports
Watch me get it done!
[06:34] Green Wearing Green
Japan's first anime minister!
[06:37] Teacup Tourist
I hope you come visit our country.
[06:40] Pink Wearing Pink
What are you guys talking about?
[06:42] You can't read a Pocky; dear
We're discussing our ambitious
goals as anime club members.
[06:47] Pink Wearing Pink
Wow.
[06:48] Pink Wearing Pink
But what do you mean by anime minister?
[06:51] Green Wearing Green
I'm not sure, but I guess it's the wish
that anime will bring the world together.
[06:57] Green Wearing Green
What about you guys?
[06:59] Teacup Tourist
To have a commanding knowledge
of all the anime in existence,
[07:02] Teacup Tourist
and store it all in here.
[07:04] You can't read a Pocky; dear
To write a light novel and have
it become an anime one day.
[07:07] Green Wearing Green
To destroy the wall between 2D and 3D.
[07:10] Green Wearing Green
There's no reason to make
a distinction, anyway.
[07:15] Pink Wearing Pink
It's amazing that you all have proper goals.
[07:18] Pink Wearing Pink
I don't have anything.
[07:21] Green Wearing Green
Okay, let's announce our goals for today.
[07:24] Green Wearing Green
Bam!
SIGN Girls &
Tank Tops
SIGN Concept Art
[07:25] Green Wearing Green
Get through all the cuts in Girls & Tank!
[07:27] Teacup Tourist
That's exciting.
[07:29] You can't read a Pocky; dear
That's brutal.
[07:31] You can't read a Pocky; dear
But it's to be expected of
a pilgrimage to the meccas.
[07:34] Pink Wearing Pink
And a disc festival at the hotel.
[07:37] Green Wearing Green
Let's do this!
SIGN Helping to Raise Children Oarai, city of kind smiles
[07:45] Pink Wearing Pink
Here we go, our mecca tour!
[07:48] Green Wearing Green
Let's get our first stamp!
[07:56] Green Wearing Green
Here we are.
SIGN Udon
[07:58] Green Wearing Green
This is the shop that...
SIGN Nekomura Head Shop
[08:00] Green Wearing Green
Rosehappy's Crubaider took Klaklara's T-34
with it and crashed into in the movie...
[08:04] Pink Wearing Pink
And got destroyed!
[08:07] Pink Wearing Pink
It's the real thing!
[08:09] Pink Wearing Pink
Wow!
[08:11] Pink Wearing Pink
I'm sorry!
[08:11] Pink Wearing Pink
I'm sorry!
[08:13] Green Wearing Green
Woo!
[08:18] Teacup Tourist
People are really into it.
[08:20] Pink Wearing Pink
I bought these.
[08:22] Green Wearing Green
That's kind of you, Minoacchi.
[08:33] Green Wearing Green
Well, you know what they say
about poop and good fortune.
[08:37] Teacup Tourist
Come on, chin up.
[08:39] Teacup Tourist
Look, it's the same scene that Rinpomi saw.
[08:44] Pink Wearing Pink
It's so pretty.
[08:47] Pink Wearing Pink
You're right.
[08:48] Pink Wearing Pink
I have to enjoy the pilgrimage.
[08:54] Pink Wearing Pink
Look out!
[08:56] Pink Wearing Pink
Wait!
[09:02] Pink Wearing Pink
I keep screwing up.
[09:05] Green Wearing Green
Don't worry about it.
[09:07] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Things happen when you travel.
[09:11] Romcom
Things happen?!
[09:12] Green Wearing Green
The clumsy-girl character
is part of your charm.
[09:15] Pink Wearing Pink
Right.
[09:18] Pink Wearing Pink
Kaikai-senpai...
[09:20] Pink Wearing Pink
Don't tell me he's angry...
[09:32] Romcom
I didn't expect you to breach my barrier.
[09:35] Romcom
Do you intend to control my heart?
[09:44] Romcom
I won't let you!
[09:47] Pink Wearing Pink
I shouldn't have come on the trip, should I?
[09:50] Romcom
Begone, show yourself no more!
[09:54] Pink Wearing Pink
I understand.
[09:55] Pink Wearing Pink
It's my fault.
[09:57] Pink Wearing Pink
I'll take the next train home.
[10:00] Teacup Tourist
I don't mind you fighting the organization...
[10:02] Green Wearing Green
...but that was bad timing.
[10:04] Romcom
S-Sorry.
[10:05] You can't read a Pocky; dear
There, there.
[10:10] ---
What?!
[10:12] Green Wearing Green
There's no TV.
[10:14] Pink Wearing Pink
No DVD player.
[10:16] Green Wearing Green
We're going to miss Yuri!!! on Nice.
[10:19] Teacup Tourist
What's going to happen to our
overnight DVD viewing party?
[10:22] Boring Chuck from Oharai
Yo, you guys are late.
[10:24] Boring Chuck from Oharai
I've been waiting for you.
[10:25] Green Wearing Green
Gomon-sensei!
[10:26] Green Wearing Green
What is the meaning of this?!
[10:28] Boring Chuck from Oharai
Sorry about that.
[10:31] Boring Chuck from Oharai
I couldn't get funding.
This is the best I could find.
[10:34] Teacup Tourist
Why didn't you use the club funding, then?
[10:37] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Who was it that used 640,000
of club funds, again?
[10:40] Boring Chuck from Oharai
The outdoor baths are pretty nice, though.
[10:43] Boring Chuck from Oharai
They have cutting-edge massage machines, too.
[10:50] Teacup Tourist
I can't hang all of them.
[10:52] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Of course you can't.
[10:54] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Going somewhere, Minoa?
[10:56] Pink Wearing Pink
N-No, I'm just going to take a bath.
[11:06] Pink Wearing Pink
What am I even doing?
[11:08] Pink Wearing Pink
I'm ruining our club trip.
[11:16] Pink Wearing Pink
I guess I'll just go take a bath.
SIGN Outdoor Baths
SIGN Forest
[11:20] Romcom
One often forgets that they
live in the Meatspace,
[11:25] Romcom
imagining the world they idolize
in superposition with reality.
[11:28] Romcom
As in Donmachi and Aekoi.
[11:31] Puke Green
The protagonist is adored by a cute girl.
[11:35] Romcom
Indeed.
[11:36] Romcom
Should that happen in real life,
[11:38] Romcom
you wouldn't fully believe
it could be happening to you.
[11:41] Romcom
You would want to know how she really feels.
[11:44] Romcom
As soon as possible.
[11:45] Romcom
Immediately, if possible!
[11:47] Romcom
Oh, I'm asking for a friend.
[11:51] Puke Green
So you're asking how to know
how a girl feels about you?
[11:57] Puke Green
Well, I think girls constantly give some
kind of hint to the person they like.
[12:06] Romcom
Hints?
[12:07] Puke Green
For example, in Oresama Monogatari,
[12:11] Puke Green
Tsuyoo misses all of Tomato-chan's signs of love
[12:13] Puke Green
because he feels certain that
no one could ever like him.
[12:16] Romcom
Indeed, objectively, it was
quite an obvious sign of love.
[12:20] Puke Green
You should analyze the girl's actions with
a clean slate, without any preconceptions.
[12:26] Puke Green
A message, a phone call, a fleeting glance...
[12:31] Romcom
With a clean slate...
[12:33] Romcom
What she did earlier...
[12:35] Romcom
Was that a sign of love?
[12:38] Romcom
Was that not an accident
but a deliberate act?
[12:43] Romcom
Am I already under her spell?
[12:48] Romcom
What other signs of love were there?
[12:51] Romcom
Think, Musashisakai Kai!
SIGN Do you have a minute? It's about Minoa.
It's not that I need advice, but there's something
we need to talk about. Please hear us out.
The three of us girls are headed
to your room. See you there. ♥
[13:01] Romcom
A heart mark!
SIGN Kaikai Love Climax
[13:15] Romcom
A heart mark!
[13:18] Puke Green
A heart mark?
[13:20] Puke Green
You mean the heart mark in LINE Chat?
[13:22] Puke Green
I guess.
[13:23] Puke Green
I hear girls use them pretty casually,
[13:26] Puke Green
but some girls only use them
for people they really like.
[13:29] Puke Green
It's hard to tell, because it
depends on her personality.
[13:32] Romcom
Which is it?!
[13:34] Romcom
All is determined by the Shrimp's Gate.
[13:37] Romcom
Is there no way to resist it?!
[13:41] Green Wearing Green
We're coming in.
[13:42] Puke Green
Come in.
[13:44] Puke Green
Want me to close the gate?
[13:45] Puke Green
It's a club meeting.
[13:46] Romcom
Oh.
[13:47] Romcom
Right.
[13:49] Teacup Tourist
It's unusual for Minoa to be depressed.
[13:52] Teacup Tourist
I'm worried.
[13:54] You can't read a Pocky; dear
I feel like we've discovered a new persona.
[13:58] Puke Green
I think Minoa-chan is trying to find
her identity as an anime club member.
[14:03] Aidenteitei
Identity?
[14:05] Teacup Tourist
She doesn't need to think about that.
[14:07] Teacup Tourist
She just has to be herself.
[14:09] Puke Green
What would that be like?
[14:11] You can't read a Pocky; dear
I think of her listening
to people with a smile.
[14:15] Green Wearing Green
But she can sometimes be surprisingly
passionate and proactive.
[14:20] Teacup Tourist
Yes, like the time I got
in a fight with Miko.
[14:23] (Flashback) Pink
I'd feel bad for anime if we
rejected each other over it.
[14:27] You can't read a Pocky; dear
She really touched my heart.
[14:30] Green Wearing Green
And her speech at the student assembly...
[14:32] (Flashback) Pink
We have lost but one club room...
[14:36] Puke Green
The audience was baffled, but her effort
ultimately carried us to victory.
[14:42] Green Wearing Green
Even when we were bummed out about
the club getting shut down...
[14:45] (Flashback) Pink
I want to continue this club
with you and everyone else.
[14:50] Teacup Tourist
She's always strong and hard-working.
[14:53] Teacup Tourist
It's thanks to her that the Anime
Club exists as it does now.
[14:57] Teacup Tourist
Minoa ought to just be her usual self.
[15:01] You can't read a Pocky; dear
I agree.
[15:02] Teacup Tourist
She's a precious friend.
[15:05] Teacup Tourist
We're going to support her and
have her back, no matter what.
[15:10] Green Wearing Green
Yeah.
[15:11] Puke Green
Why don't you tell her that?
[15:15] Green Wearing Green
Right.
[15:16] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Yeah.
[15:17] Teacup Tourist
Yes.
[15:18] Teacup Tourist
Minoa's been in the bath
for a while now, though.
[15:23] Pink
Where am I?!
[15:24] Pink
Where's the bath?!
SIGN Outdoor Baths
SIGN Forest
[15:27] Boring Chuck from Oharai
Let's split up and look for her.
[15:30] Boring Chuck from Oharai
Call my cell phone if anything happens.
[15:32] Boring Chuck from Oharai
Don't put yourselves in danger.
[15:34] Teacup Tourist
Sebas!
[16:01] Romcom
Does Kouenji really hurgh me?
[16:05] Romcom
No! I need to focus on finding Asagaya.
[16:09] Romcom
Still, I need to know.
[16:13] Romcom
I've finally got it!
[16:15] Romcom
Reading it vertically, it
says "I can't tell you <3"
[16:21] Romcom
This heart is no doubt...
[16:28] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Kai-senpai...
[16:30] Romcom
Miko...
[16:31] Romcom
It's the beginning of our rainbow days.
[16:37] Romcom
What destructive power!
[16:39] Romcom
Forgive me, Kouenji, I've just
now understood how you feel.
[16:44] Romcom
It was true!
[16:46] Romcom
I want to meet you now!
[16:48] Romcom
But first, I must find Asagaya.
[16:51] Romcom
Duty or love?
[16:53] Romcom
We are just like a yin yang of fate.
[16:55] Romcom
We shall someday marry.
[16:57] Romcom
But first, I must part the
darkness and go forth.
[17:00] Romcom
Part everything*!*
[17:10] Puke Green
Are you all right, little kitten?
[17:13] Pink
Nakano-senpai!
[17:18] Puke Green
Are you having fun in the club?
[17:20] Pink
Yes, of course.
[17:22] Pink
I feel like anime's opened
up a whole new world for me.
[17:27] Pink
I couldn't talk with Arisu-chan or
Miko-chan before, but now we're friends.
[17:31] Pink
Of course, I'm glad I met you and
Kaikai-senpai and Erika-senpai.
[17:37] Puke Green
Yeah?
[17:38] Pink
But...
[17:39] Pink
I'm screwing up our trip.
[17:42] Pink
I kind of hate myself.
[17:44] Puke Green
We were actually just
having a Minoa discussion.
[17:48] Pink
A Minoa discussion?
[17:50] Puke Green
We were talking about you.
[17:53] Pink
What about me?
[17:56] Puke Green
Do you want to know?
[17:58] Puke Green
It's a secret.
[18:00] Pink
Come on!
[18:01] Puke Green
I can say this for certain, though:
[18:04] Puke Green
that everyone loves you.
[18:08] Teacup Tourist
Minoa!
[18:10] Puke Green
See?
[18:11] Puke Green
You can tell from the looks on
their faces that I'm not lying.
[18:18] Teacup Tourist
Minoa!
[18:22] Green Wearing Green
Thank goodness.
[18:23] You can't read a Pocky; dear
We were worried about you.
[18:25] ---
Jeez...
[18:27] Teacup Tourist
You idiot!
[18:28] Teacup Tourist
You idiot!
[18:29] Pink
I'm sorry.
[18:31] Pink
Thanks.
[18:33] Puke Green
Where's Kaikai, though?
[18:36] Green Wearing Green
Did he get lost, too?
[18:38] Green Wearing Green
We have to find him soon.
[18:41] You can't read a Pocky; dear
What is that voice?
[18:44] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Could it be paranormal activity?
[18:50] Pink
I-Is that Kaikai-senpai?!
[18:52] Teacup Tourist
Is he n-naked?!
[19:03] Puke Green
It's all right, guys.
[19:06] Pink
Thank goodness, you can't see it.
[19:10] Pink
Are these the so-called "God rays"?
[19:13] Pink
I finally get to see them in person.
[19:17] Pink
I'm awestruck.
[19:18] Green Wearing Green
What are you talking about?
[19:19] Green Wearing Green
Those aren't anime God rays.
[19:22] Green Wearing Green
Those are real God rays!
[19:25] Boring Chuck from Oharai
Thank goodness you're safe.
[19:27] Boring Chuck from Oharai
Lights off.
[19:45] Boring Chuck from Oharai
Boomshakalaka.
[19:47] Pink
I see.
[19:49] Pink
So that's what "God rays" are.
[19:52] Pink
I'm a little smarter now.
[19:55] Green Wearing Green
Minoa, no matter what, you're a
precious member of the anime club.
[20:01] Green Wearing Green
Don't forget that.
[20:07] Pink
Okay.
[20:12] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Musashisakai-senpai.
[20:15] You can't read a Pocky; dear
There's something I want
to talk to you about.
[20:19] Romcom
I wanted to talk, too.
[20:24] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Okay, you go first, Senpai.
[20:26] Romcom
I, thou, I mean, thine...
[20:33] Romcom
I like you!
[20:44] You can't read a Pocky; dear
I knew it.
[20:46] You can't read a Pocky; dear
You're in love with Nakano-senpai!
[20:51] You can't read a Pocky; dear
You're such a cute couple!
[20:56] You can't read a Pocky; dear
When you were sitting facing
each other in the train,
[20:59] You can't read a Pocky; dear
you were all restless and looking
at the ground and turning red.
[21:03] You can't read a Pocky; dear
I thought, "Could it be?"
[21:05] You can't read a Pocky; dear
And it hit me!
[21:07] Romcom
No, that's, uh...
[21:09] Puke Green
I think you're making a mistake.
[21:12] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Oh, it's okay.
[21:14] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Musanaka?
[21:16] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Nakamusa!
[21:17] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Let's build a church here!
[21:19] You can't read a Pocky; dear
I'm only really interested in 2D,
but for you two, I'm totally in.
[21:31] Romcom
2D...
[21:32] Romcom
Um, then, what were you
about to say last night?
[21:37] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Last night?
[21:39] You can't read a Pocky; dear
I don't remember.
[21:42] You can't read a Pocky; dear
I'm just way too shocked about you guys.
[21:47] Puke Green
Want to hit the baths again?
[21:48] Romcom
Yeah.
[23:27] >3
Next episode, we learn of
the unthinkable secret.
[23:30] >3
Don't think too hard about text
messages or vertical text.
[23:33] >3
Oh, and whoever invented the heart mark...
[23:37] >3
Come see me behind the tank!
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[00:02] Enemy Green
Looking at the Anime Club's
school festival plans...
[00:05] Enemy Green
What do you think you're doing?!
[00:07] Enemey Yellow
An anime screening, huh?
[00:09] Enemey Yellow
Although the student council president
is close with the anime club president.
[00:13] Enemey Yellow
I guess it's no use protesting.
[00:28] Sports
I could never figure it out.
[00:30] Sports
So I finally asked Senpai, and it turns out,
it's the word for the back of your knee!
[00:34] ---
What?! Amazing!
[02:06] Pink
Hello.
[02:08] Pink
Whoa, it's the Production Committee.
[02:10] Enemy Green
Student council!
[02:12] Pink
Are you occupied right now?
[02:16] Pink
Did Arisu-chan use a ton of club funds again?
[02:19] Friendly Yellow
What do you mean by "again"?
[02:21] Poor Guy
Not this time.
[02:22] Friendly Yellow
Not this time?!
[02:24] But he IS 2D!
The president submitted a proposal
for the school festival, but...
[02:27] But he IS 2D!
Go ahead.
[02:29] Friendly Yellow
"An anime screening? I can't approve."
[02:33] But he IS 2D!
...is what the council president said.
[02:35] Enemey Yellow
You sound nothing like her.
[02:36] Enemy Green
Arts clubs are required to present
something at the school festival,
[02:39] Enemy Green
in part, to demonstrate what
they've been working on.
[02:42] Enemy Green
Unless you can show off something
impressive for the Anime Club,
[02:45] Enemy Green
I won't let you participate.
[02:47] Ally Green
So why can't we have an anime screening
to show off the Anime Club's activities?
[02:54] Ally Green
Let me talk to Tsubaki.
[02:56] Enemy Green
The president won't be meeting with you.
[02:57] Enemey Yellow
If you can't present anything,
the club will be shut down.
[03:01] Pink
Shut down again?!
[03:14] Pink
What should we do?
[03:16] Enemy Green
We have to do it.
[03:17] Enemy Green
We need to come up with an
idea for something to present,
[03:20] Enemy Green
or we're getting shut down.
[03:24] But he IS 2D!
Shall we write a doujinshi or something?
[03:27] Puke Green
How about a concert?
[03:30] Poor Guy
A presentation of the special ability
battle anime concepts I came up with.
[03:35] Friendly Yellow
How about we invite voice actors,
and hold a public radio recording?
[03:38] But he IS 2D!
That's too bourgeoisie.
[03:42] Pink
I know, how about we make an anime together?
[03:53] Ally Green
Minoacchi, do you have any idea how
much work it is to make an anime?
[03:57] Pink
It is?
[03:59] But he IS 2D!
Scripts, storyboards, artwork, recording...
[04:02] But he IS 2D!
It takes a lot of people.
[04:04] Poor Guy
Not even my Swiss bank account
could cover the production cost.
[04:09] But he IS 2D!
Good for you and your imaginary bank account.
[04:12] Pink
But I...
[04:15] Pink
want to accomplish something
with the Anime Club.
[04:19] Pink
I want to show them something
that the Anime Club has done.
[04:23] Friendly Yellow
I appreciate your sentiment, Minoa.
[04:33] Pink
This is the power of real money.
[04:36] But he IS 2D!
So you really were a bourgeoisie.
[04:39] Puke Green
I'm on board.
[04:40] Puke Green
Making our own anime sounds exciting.
[04:44] Pink
Erika-senpai!
[04:47] Ally Green
All right, fine.
[04:49] Ally Green
However... we aren't using this money.
[04:53] Friendly Yellow
How are we going to make one, then?
[04:56] Ally Green
There are plenty of things we can do,
like asking other clubs for help.
[05:00] Ally Green
We have three months until
the school festival.
[05:02] Ally Green
Let's make an anime with our own hands.
[05:06] Pink
Okay.
SIGN Anime Club Original Anime Project Meeting!
[05:14] Ally Green
First, we need a project idea.
[05:16] Ally Green
Have you all brought yours?
[05:18] Puke Green
I propose an orthodox idol anime.
[05:22] [SONG] Text
Anime Proposal
[05:22] Puke Green
There'll be a heated battle at
the school festival concert,
[05:26] Puke Green
competing with the best music and dance.
SIGN "Schwein of Ockstadt"
SIGN Concept 1
[05:29] Poor Guy
If you want passion, mine is even hotter.
SIGN Special Attacks
SIGN Main Weapon
SIGN Ragnablade
[05:33] Poor Guy
The protagonist is me, Mad King Kai.
[05:37] Poor Guy
My family develops the most powerful
attack spell in the world,
[05:39] Poor Guy
Amethyst Extra Circulation!
[05:43] Ally Green
I came up with a magic girl anime.
[05:45] Ally Green
Girls love transformation
and magic, after all.
[05:49] Ally Green
Even PreFae is getting into magic this year.
[05:53] Pink
I came up with something from
the anime I saw as a kid.
[05:57] Pink
The protagonist, separated from their parents,
[06:00] Pink
uses magic, transforms, pilots robots,
[06:03] Pink
and after a lot of suffering,
is reunited with their mother.
[06:07] Pink
In the last episode,
they're greeted to heaven,
[06:09] Pink
and the audience is moved to tears, too.
SIGN Anime Club Original Anime
Planning Meeting!
[06:12] Ally Green
How many do you intend to make?
[06:14] Pink
Uh...
[06:15] Pink
Like a year?
[06:16] Poor Guy
Won't happen.
SIGN Anime Club Original Anime
Planning Meeting!
[06:18] Friendly Yellow
Sheesh.
[06:19] Friendly Yellow
None of these ideas seem within
reach for a group of students.
[06:24] Friendly Yellow
Sebas.
SIGN Supreme Production Commander
SIGN Kamiigusa Arisu
SIGN Supreme Production Commander Kamiigusa Arisu
[06:30] Friendly Yellow
Supreme Production Commander,
[06:32] Friendly Yellow
Kamiigusa Arisu.
SIGN It is the Galactic Era.
SIGN It is the Galactic Era
SIGN A super robot saves the world
with love, passion and money.
[06:39] Friendly Yellow
A super robot saves the world
with love, passion and money.
SIGN Super warrior
[06:45] Friendly Yellow
Super warrior
SIGN Arisuborg
[06:47] Friendly Yellow
Arisuborg
[06:50] Friendly Yellow
Alpha!
SIGN Alpha!
SIGN Arisuborg-ɑ
[06:55] Friendly Yellow
You will see the tears of money.
[06:58] Ally Green
Yours sounds the most unrealistic.
[07:01] Pink
That was amazing.
[07:03] Pink
Who made that?
[07:05] Friendly Yellow
Sebas did the script, storyboards, key art,
backgrounds, photography, editing,
[07:09] Friendly Yellow
all by himself, all in one night.
[07:10] Poor Guy
Why don't we just let Sebas do everything?
[07:15] Ally Green
This may all be way too much for
high schoolers to do by ourselves.
[07:21] But he IS 2D!
Oh, have you forgotten
[07:23] But he IS 2D!
about the Anime Club's most
well-read, intellectual
[07:26] But he IS 2D!
Kouenji Miko?
[07:29] But he IS 2D!
My proposal is for an alternate
world summoner story.
[07:32] Friendly Yellow
There's no way we'll be able to do all that.
[07:35] But he IS 2D!
It'll be three minutes long.
[07:38] Puke Green
I see, an anime short.
[07:40] Ally Green
Right, that's one option.
[07:42] Pink
An anime short?
[07:45] Ally Green
There are many three-minute
and five-minute long anime,
[07:48] Ally Green
since anime budgets and production
time are in short supply these days.
[07:52] Ally Green
Those are anime shorts.
[07:54] But he IS 2D!
In Yasuda and Iwakura,
[07:55] But he IS 2D!
they use the same 30-second shot in every minute-and-a-half episode,
[07:58] But he IS 2D!
while the screenwriter worked really
hard each episode to write to length.
[08:02] Puke Green
There are lighter anime, like Immun-kun,
[08:05] Puke Green
which are targeted at a broader
audience beyond just anime fans.
[08:08] Puke Green
In Malcom Gakuen, they hired a
ton of high-profile voice actors
[08:11] Puke Green
from the original games
for a really short anime,
[08:14] Puke Green
and earned a reputation for being
a complete waste of voice talent.
[08:18] Friendly Yellow
What's Up, Girl ZOO!, also known as Whagzoo
[08:20] Friendly Yellow
shows a character dying in each episode,
[08:22] Friendly Yellow
despite being an idol anime spin-off.
[08:24] Friendly Yellow
It's popular among fans of crazy anime.
[08:27] Ally Green
They stuff as much ideas and content
as they can into a limited time span.
[08:32] Ally Green
It's amazing how satisfying they are.
[08:35] But he IS 2D!
I also like how convenient it is to
watch them online with your smartphone.
[08:39] Puke Green
It's easy to get through them, too.
[08:42] Ally Green
It's settled.
[08:43] Ally Green
Mikocchi, could you start on
the screenplay right away?
[08:46] But he IS 2D!
Got it.
[08:47] But he IS 2D!
An anime short script is a piece of cake.
SIGN First Script Meeting
[08:52] Ally Green
Let's begin the script meeting.
[08:55] But he IS 2D!
It's a pleasure to work with you all.
[08:59] Friendly Yellow
The protagonist walks into a shopping
center door, and it's an alternate world?
[09:03] Friendly Yellow
Is that interesting at all?
[09:05] But he IS 2D!
The first issue in any alternate
world story is food.
[09:08] Puke Green
Who even cares?
SIGN Fourth Script Meeting
[09:13] Pink
I definitely want a moving scene.
SIGN Eighth Script Meeting
[09:19] Ally Green
We'll need a transformation scene.
SIGN Thirteenth Script Meeting
[09:23] Poor Guy
About this scene...
[09:24] Poor Guy
I came up with a concept for a way
more spectacular special ability.
[09:27] Poor Guy
I wrote alternate dialogue, too.
SIGN 28th Script Meeting
[09:32] Puke Green
It's missing a mid-story climax.
[09:34] Puke Green
Let's have a concert scene.
SIGN 45th Script Meeting
[09:40] Pink
Where do the commercials go?
[09:42] Friendly Yellow
For an anime short?
[09:44] Ally Green
I think it would be funny.
[09:46] Ally Green
Like, bam, like in the middle of the story.
SIGN Miko Quits Writing
SIGN 53rd Script Meeting
[10:01] Pink
Lunch break's going to end soon.
[10:04] Puke Green
We're kind of stuck.
[10:06] Poor Guy
We underestimated anime shorts.
[10:09] Friendly Yellow
It's actually pretty hard making
a short show interesting.
[10:15] Ally Green
Hey, Mikocchi, we still haven't come up
with any ideas after all this discussion.
[10:19] Ally Green
I don't think it's a problem with the
dialogue or anything minor like that.
[10:24] Ally Green
Why don't we go back to the drawing board?
[10:27] But he IS 2D!
The drawing board?
[10:31] Ally Green
Think it over from the top.
[10:35] Ally Green
The first one was the best.
[10:38] Ally Green
Let's change it back. Have
it done by after school today.
[10:42] But he IS 2D!
I'm sick of you ordering me around.
[10:45] But he IS 2D!
Do you have any idea how much work it
is to write from scratch, you jerk?!
[10:50] But he IS 2D!
I don't care, figure it out yourselves!
[10:53] Poor Guy
The scriptwriter's down.
[10:55] Puke Green
Anime production problems.
[10:58] But he IS 2D!
Don't stop me, let me sleep!
[11:03] But he IS 2D!
No, I'm sleeping!
[11:04] But he IS 2D!
Now!
[11:05] But he IS 2D!
Here!
[11:07] Pink
Ow...
[11:24] Friendly Yellow
They're image boards for anime.
[11:30] Pink
"Don't... open... it"?
[11:34] Pink
I'm... sor... ry.
[11:36] Puke Green
It looks like something that the
old Anime Club members drew.
[11:40] Poor Guy
The concept is a complete mess.
[11:42] Friendly Yellow
But they have everything we like.
[11:48] Pink
This is...
[11:50] Pink
A lot like the anime I saw a long time ago.
[11:53] Pink
That anime I saw as a kid was a complete
mess, too, but it was really interesting.
[11:58] Friendly Yellow
Oh, the one you were talking about.
[12:00] Pink
I think it'll be fun if we each made our
own characters and have our own voice.
[12:04] Pink
Let's do this.
[12:06] Ally Green
I see.
[12:07] Ally Green
Can you do the script, Mikocchi?
[12:09] But he IS 2D!
Nope.
[12:11] Ally Green
Come on, chan-Miko!
[12:14] Ally Green
You're the only one who can write.
[12:17] Ally Green
You read a ton, you write fast,
[12:20] Ally Green
and you always put up with all our revisions.
[12:26] Poor Guy
She's a producer.
[12:28] Friendly Yellow
She's a producer.
[12:30] Ally Green
Okay, so I'm the producer.
[12:33] Ally Green
Why don't we decide on everyone's roles?
[12:35] Friendly Yellow
I'll be the character designer.
[12:38] Poor Guy
I can do all the digital production.
[12:41] Puke Green
I'll do the audio work.
[12:43] Ally Green
I guess Gomon-sensei can be
the production assistant.
[12:48] Pink
U-Uh, what about me?
[12:51] Ally Green
There's something only you can do, Minoacchi.
[12:53] Pink
Oh, right, like taking out the trash.
[12:57] Ally Green
You're the director.
[12:58] Pink
D-Director?
[13:00] Ally Green
You're the one who came up with the idea.
[13:03] Ally Green
Write up the story with Mikocchi, and once
you have a script, draw the storyboards.
[13:09] Pink
What's a storyboard?
SIGN Final
[13:22] But he IS 2D!
Take it from here.
[13:24] Ally Green
Good work.
[13:26] Pink
Uh, what do I do?
[13:28] Pink
A storyboard?
[13:29] Puke Green
A storyboard is an anime's blueprint.
[13:32] Puke Green
You take the script, and draw up the specifics
[13:34] Puke Green
on things like settings, atmosphere,
and character actions.
[13:37] Puke Green
You should take a look at other anime.
SIGN Gekigenki G
[13:40] Pink
O-Okay.
[13:42] Pink
I'll see what I can do.
[13:46] Mega-Mii
Mii-chan, bath's ready.
[13:49] Pink
I'll take a bath later.
[13:50] Mega-Mii
What's up?
[13:51] Pink
My club's making an anime, so I'm
looking for storyboard references.
SIGN Punch scene Make the hand big
[13:58] Mega-Mii
Let me know if there's
anything I can help with.
[14:00] Pink
Oh, we don't have a voice
actress for Cute Girl A.
[14:03] Pink
Can I ask you to do it?
[14:05] Mega-Mii
Cute girl?
[14:06] Mega-Mii
Sure!
[14:07] Pink
Now I just need Man A...
[14:11] Mega-Mii
Dad, are you sick?
[14:12] Nerdad
N-No, it's nothing.
SIGN Scene | Visual | Content
SIGN Cute Girl A cries to Man A.
SIGN Magical Erika: "Heh, So long as your RoboArisu is down, you have no chance of defeating me!"
SIGN Idol Kouki enters from the left. He's sparkly.
SIGN Idol Kouki smiles. Idol Kouki: "You've got this! I'm here for you!"
SIGN Yuirin enters from the right.
[14:24] But he IS 2D!
You deleted the dialogue there?
[14:27] Pink
S-Sorry.
[14:28] Pink
It got too long with the action there.
[14:31] But he IS 2D!
No one wants script writers.
[14:34] Pink
I will... I'll do my best to include it, okay?
[14:38] Friendly Yellow
The character design is coming along, too.
[14:41] Friendly Yellow
I definitely have to be super gorgeous.
[14:45] Puke Green
You have too many lines.
[14:47] Puke Green
We can't animate this.
[14:49] Puke Green
Fix it.
SIGN Anime Club Asagaya Minoa
SIGN Final
[14:54] Pink
Take it from here.
[14:57] Ally Green
Good work.
[14:59] But he IS 2D!
I feel like it's been changed a lot.
[15:01] But he IS 2D!
I don't know.
[15:02] Ally Green
Come on, chan-Miko.
[15:05] Ally Green
Minoacchi's doing her best
to make it interesting.
[15:07] Ally Green
This'll look good on your resume, too.
[15:11] But he IS 2D!
Right.
[15:11] Ally Green
Are we good?
[15:15] Ally Green
Okay, let's get this done.
SIGN Anime Club Original Animation Project
[15:26] [SONG] Text
Urgently Needed!!
Cute Girl A
Man A
SIGN A beam extends towards RoboArisu
SIGN Mad King Kai appears between RoboArisu and Magical Erika.
[15:55] Enemey Yellow
President, it appears that the anime
club's anime project is progressing.
[15:59] Enemy Green
It's never going to turn out good.
SIGN Studio
[16:05] Puke Green
Is everyone here?
[16:07] A
Yes.
[16:08] Puke Green
The dubbing is the moment that the
characters are brought to life.
[16:11] Puke Green
I'm counting on you.
[16:13] Sports
I'm the magician?
[16:15] Pink
Yeah.
[16:16] Pink
Be your usual energetic self, Yui-chan.
[16:18] Pink
Neko-senpai, you do the meowing.
[16:21] Pink
Oh, yeah, Nakano-senpai, my sister had
club work, so she couldn't make time.
[16:26] Puke Green
We can record her separately. Don't worry.
[16:29] Puke Green
Okay, why don't we go through the
video to get a sense of the timing?
[16:37] Pink
Black and white?
[16:38] Puke Green
It is.
[16:39] Puke Green
The visuals aren't necessarily done
by the time the dubbing happens.
[16:44] Puke Green
We're lucky we have rough art, even.
[16:46] Puke Green
Sometimes, when they don't have enough time,
[16:48] Puke Green
they have to record based on
video made from the storyboards.
[16:53] Puke Green
Professional voice actors work with what
they have to capture the characters' emotions
[16:58] Puke Green
and expressions to put on
beautiful performances.
SIGN Fuyuhiko
[17:00] Puke Green
Amazing, huh?
[17:02] Puke Green
All right, here we go, the actual take.
[17:10] Pink
Here we go.
[17:11] Pink
Go, RoboArisu!
[17:13] Friendly Yellow
Schwing!
[17:15] Puke Green
Stop, stop.
[17:17] Puke Green
Arisu-chan, you're putting
too much emotion into it.
[17:20] Puke Green
Try to be more mech-like.
[17:21] Friendly Yellow
With all due respect, I'm the main character.
[17:24] Friendly Yellow
It needs to be emotional.
[17:25] Puke Green
The robot isn't the main character.
[17:26] Puke Green
Once more.
[17:27] Friendly Yellow
B-But...
[17:29] Friendly Yellow
Schwing!
[17:31] Puke Green
That's too weak.
[17:34] Friendly Yellow
Not enough money.
[17:36] Friendly Yellow
Not enough money.
[17:38] Ally Green
Heh, heh, it's morphin' time!
[17:40] Puke Green
Stop, stop.
[17:42] Puke Green
Erika-senpai, you breathed on the mic.
[17:44] Puke Green
Watch out for the H-syllables.
[17:46] Puke Green
And Arisu-chan...
[17:48] Friendly Yellow
Me, again?
[17:49] Puke Green
Can you speak the G-syllables
through your nose?
[17:52] Puke Green
Make them velar nasals.
[17:53] Friendly Yellow
Velar nasals?
[17:55] Puke Green
It's a technique for making voiced G
consonants sound pleasant to the ear.
[17:59] Friendly Yellow
I-I don't get it.
[18:01] Puke Green
Not that "G."
[18:05] Poor Guy
Behold, Kaikai Blade! I mean, Musashisakai—
[18:09] Puke Green
Stop.
[18:10] Puke Green
We don't need your ad lib.
[18:13] Poor Guy
The humiliation!
[18:17] Sports
My name is Yuirin!
[18:19] Sports
I'm a magician that loves
excitement and explosions!
[18:22] Puke Green
Okay, you're good at this.
[18:24] Sports
Thank you.
[18:27] Puke Green
Well, you are a guest.
[18:29] >3
Meow.
[18:30] Puke Green
Once more.
[18:32] Puke Green
Can you be more cat-like?
[18:35] Poor Guy
You're telling me to fly?
[18:38] Puke Green
Don't worry, we can do it.
[18:41] But he IS 2D!
That was good!
[18:42] But he IS 2D!
That was absolutely great!
[18:43] But he IS 2D!
It was so good, do it again, thank you!
[18:48] Pink
The Earth is saved once again.
[18:54] Puke Green
Okay, Minoa-chan.
[18:57] Pink
It's over.
SIGN Good Work on the Dubbing
[19:06] Pink
Wh-What's this?
[19:08] Puke Green
It's one of those post-dubbing things.
[19:11] Puke Green
Good work, everyone.
[19:13] Puke Green
Now we need to match the art to the
dialogue and add sound effects.
[19:16] Puke Green
We're getting close to the end.
[19:18] Pink
Oh, yeah.
[19:20] Pink
You're right.
[19:21] Pink
There's still work to do,
[19:24] Pink
but we're almost done making the
anime, thanks to everyone's help.
[19:27] Ally Green
Now that we're done dubbing,
we're picking up steam.
[19:30] Friendly Yellow
We've won!
[19:33] Pink
Let's do this!
[19:42] Blue Chuck from Avatar
One more scene.
[19:44] Blue Chuck from Avatar
We just need one more scene.
[19:47] Ally Green
The ending theme still isn't done?
[19:49] Ally Green
We won't have it in time for editing!
[19:52] Ally Green
You're a failure of a creator
if you can't meet deadlines.
[19:55] Friendly Yellow
This doesn't look anything like my character.
[19:58] But he IS 2D!
Do you have a problem with my art?
[20:00] Friendly Yellow
Plenty.
[20:01] Friendly Yellow
Do you want me to redo everything?
[20:03] Pink
Sorry, please, thank you, Arisu-chan.
[20:09] Pink
Just a little more.
[20:12] Enemy Green
President, this is bad!
[20:14] Enemey Yellow
The Anime Club's anime is nearing completion.
[20:18] Darth Purple
I see.
[20:20] Darth Purple
Inform all clubs to cease
cooperation with the Anime Club.
[20:24] Darth Purple
Should they resist,
their clubs will be shut down.
[20:27] Enemey Yellow
That's taking it too—
[20:28] Darth Purple
I'm ordering you, as the
student council president.
[20:32] Darth Purple
Inform them immediately.
[20:34] Enemey Yellow
O-Okay.
[20:36] Darth Purple
Oh, one more thing.
[20:43] Pink
It looks good.
[20:44] Poor Guy
Three more days until the school festival.
[20:46] Poor Guy
I think we can make it!
[20:48] Friendly Yellow
This is bad!
[20:50] Friendly Yellow
Gomon-sensei...
[20:51] Pink
What about Gomon-sensei?
SIGN Please don't look for me.
[20:55] Poor Guy
The production assistant escapes?!
[20:58] Puke Green
It's one of those things.
[21:00] Ally Green
The concert band refuses
to do the ending song.
[21:03] But he IS 2D!
The broadcasting club says they can't lend
us the studio to record the remaining lines.
[21:06] Pink
What happened all of a sudden?
[21:11] Darth Purple
I have a message for the Anime Club.
[21:13] Darth Purple
We've prepared a special place for you.
[21:19] Darth Purple
It's a special stage at the track field.
SIGN B. Seating Area
[21:21] Darth Purple
If you can't fill this up, we'll
deem your presentation a failure.
SIGN A. Special Stage
SIGN Sakaneko Academy Festival Venue
[21:29] Ally Green
Tsubaki, why?
[21:32] Darth Purple
I look forward to an amazing performance.
[21:45] Friendly Yellow
There's no way the anime screening
can fill the seats by itself.
[21:50] Pink
I think we might be out of options...
[23:24] >3
I wish I had some lines.
[23:26] >3
All I say is "meow."
[23:29] >3
Of course, I gave it all I had.
[23:31] >3
Next episode, calamity
befalls the Anime Club.
[23:34] >3
We're literally five seconds
to dropping the anime.
[23:37] >3
Just please, don't deliver
the show on the day-of.
8 - Arisu Can't Make Enough Money
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[00:00] Pink
Previously on Anime-Gataris*!
[00:03] Pink
The student council has made a complaint*
about the anime club's school festival event.
[00:07] Pink
We all tried together to come
up with something to present.
[00:10] (Flashback) But he IS 2D
An anime short script is a piece of cake.
[00:12] Pink
And we decided to make an anime
short that Miko-chan proposed.
[00:15] (Flashback) But he IS 2D
You jerk!
[00:17] Pink
We all worked hard together.
[00:18] Pink
We were almost done, when...
[00:21] (Flashback) Darth Purple
If you can't fill this up,
we'll deem your presentation a failure.
[00:25] Pink
We might really end up
getting shut down this time.
[00:31] Pink
My name is Yuirin!
[00:32] Pink
I'm a magician that loves
excitement and explosions!
[00:39] Pink
My name is...
[00:41] Pink
My name...
[00:43] Pink
Am I doing this right?
[00:45] Pink
I'm not used to talking cutely.
[00:48] Pink
Oh, what if I add some shouting?
[00:52] Pink
My name is...
[00:53] Pink
Yuirin!
[00:55] Pink
That seems good.
[00:56] Pink
Hi, can I say my line like that?
[02:32] Green
Wait, Tsubaki.
[02:35] Anti-Purple
I'll be looking forward to it,
Anime Club President.
[02:39] Anti-Green
P-President!
[02:42] Anti-Orange
Pardon us.
[02:45] Pink
Erika-senpai, any luck with the
student council president?
[02:50] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
How are we supposed to fill that huge venue?
[02:53] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
There are a ton of unfinished
scenes in the anime.
[02:57] Ohoho
The ending dance scene is
nowhere near done, too.
[03:01] Pink
I know.
[03:03] Pink
What should we do?
[03:05] Idolmonster
Don't worry, Minoa-chan.
[03:07] Pink
Nakano-senpai.
[03:09] Idolmonster
Even if it doesn't get finished,
we should present it.
[03:12] Idolmonster
It'll be a testament to our
anime club's existence.
[03:19] Green
A testament to our existence, huh?
[03:22] Pink
No, I don't want it to be unfinished.
[03:24] Pink
I...
[03:25] Ohoho
Minoa...
[03:27] Green
There's just no way to finish
it on time, given our schedule.
[03:32] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
There's nothing more we can do.
[03:40] Pink
Everyone's really tired.
[03:42] Pink
I can't blame them.
[03:44] Pink
If I, as the director, called it quits...
[03:50] Pink
Sorry, everyone.
[03:51] Pink
Give me a day to think.
[04:03] Bigger-Mii
Mii-chan.
[04:04] Bigger-Mii
What's wrong? You haven't even had dinner.
[04:07] Mini-Mii
Onee-chan...
[04:10] Bigger-Mii
I had no idea.
[04:13] Mini-Mii
Sorry, we can't use the
dubbing room anymore, either.
[04:17] Bigger-Mii
Too bad.
[04:17] Bigger-Mii
I was looking forward to it.
[04:19] Bigger-Mii
I mean, I'm Cute Girl A.
[04:22] Pink
It's a great scene.
[04:23] Pink
You show up looking really sharp,
[04:26] Pink
and for the ending, we had the dance
scene that Mom choreographed for us.
[04:32] Bigger-Mii
That looks awesome.
[04:34] Mini-Mii
It's not done yet, though.
[04:36] Daddy-Mii
Use this.
[04:39] Daddy-Mii
It's a DAT recorder.
[04:41] Daddy-Mii
You can record short lines at home.
[04:44] Mini-Mii
Dad.
[04:46] Daddy-Mii
I was really happy to see you
working hard towards something.
[04:52] Daddy-Mii
Listen, Minoa!
[04:53] Daddy-Mii
Remember how it was on AKIBAKO?
[04:55] Daddy-Mii
Anime production is always
a race against time.
[04:59] Daddy-Mii
Every moment, up to the minute
it airs, is put to use.
[05:04] Daddy-Mii
Why do they do that?
[05:06] Daddy-Mii
Why else?
[05:07] Daddy-Mii
It's for the sake of the fans looking
forward to the completed anime.
[05:10] Daddy-Mii
For the people watching anime!
[05:13] Daddy-Mii
Don't you remember being excited about
the upcoming anime when you were little?
[05:17] Daddy-Mii
Now it's your turn to make anime.
[05:19] Daddy-Mii
Don't you ever give up,
no matter how tough it gets.
[05:22] Daddy-Mii
You have two days, including tomorrow.
[05:23] Daddy-Mii
Two days is enough to finish a whole book!
[05:26] Mini-Mii
A new book? What?
[05:28] Daddy-Mii
Oh, that's, well...
[05:31] Bigger-Mii
Why are you getting so intense over anime?
[05:34] Bigger-Mii
Dad, are you...
[05:36] Mommy-Mii
That's right, Dad's an otaku.
[05:42] Bigger-Mii
S-Since when?!
[05:43] Mini-Mii
I had no idea.
[05:46] Mommy-Mii
Oh, didn't you meet him in summer by the sea?
[05:50] Mini-Mii
By the sea?
[05:53] Mini-Mii
Wait, he was at the event?
[05:56] Mommy-Mii
He's there every year.
[05:58] Mommy-Mii
It's his purpose in life.
[06:01] Daddy-Mii
It's over!
[06:02] Daddy-Mii
All this effort to put together the
perfect, dignified father image!
[06:05] Daddy-Mii
It's all over!
[06:07] Bigger-Mii
You've never had dignity.
[06:10] Mini-Mii
That's not true.
[06:14] Mini-Mii
You were really badass
preaching about anime, Dad.
[06:18] Daddy-Mii
Minoa...
[06:20] Daddy-Mii
You finally understand!
[06:23] Daddy-Mii
I'm so lucky to have such great daughters.
[06:25] Bigger-Mii
Anyway, I'm going to borrow this.
[06:28] Mini-Mii
I don't know if it's worth recording.
We might not be able to finish the anime.
[06:33] Bigger-Mii
You're the director, aren't you?
[06:35] Mini-Mii
Y-Yeah.
[06:37] Bigger-Mii
So just talk to everyone tomorrow
about what you want to do.
[06:42] Mini-Mii
What I want to do?
[06:44] Bigger-Mii
That's right.
[06:45] Bigger-Mii
It's just like a sports club.
[06:47] Bigger-Mii
The coach's passion brings the team together
[06:49] Bigger-Mii
and points everyone towards one goal, right?
[06:52] Mini-Mii
Onee-chan...
[06:59] Bigger-Mii
Okay, here I go, Cute Girl A.
[07:01] Daddy-Mii
Man A is here, too.
[07:04] Bigger-Mii
You're too close!
[07:07] Daddy-Mii
You hit me.
[07:08] Daddy-Mii
Not even Mom's hit me.
[07:10] Mommy-Mii
Come on, now, don't lie.
SIGN Anime Club (6)
SIGN Guys... Meet up at the club room during lunch break tomorrow!
[07:26] Sports
I'm turning.
[07:31] Sports
Minoa, how's the anime coming along?
[07:33] Mini-Mii
I-It's almost done.
[07:36] Mini-Mii
Sorry I can't help out in class too much.
[07:40] Sports
Leave that to me.
[07:42] Sports
Break a leg.
[07:44] Mini-Mii
Okay.
[07:54] >3
What's up? It's marked as read,
but they're ignoring you?
[07:58] Mini-Mii
Why are you up there?
[08:00] >3
I don't need to tell you!
[08:05] Mini-Mii
Jeez, it's not that they're
reading it and ignoring me.
[08:09] >3
So they're legit ignoring you.
[08:11] Mini-Mii
You didn't have to be that blunt about it.
[08:20] Mini-Mii
No one's read it since yesterday.
[08:22] Mini-Mii
Maybe it's no use.
[08:25] >3
They probably half-assed it because they
didn't think they could finish it to begin with.
[08:30] Mini-Mii
That's not true!
[08:33] Mini-Mii
We spent the last three
months making the anime.
[08:36] Mini-Mii
We hit so many problems.
[08:38] Mini-Mii
But we got this far because
everyone helped out.
[08:41] Mini-Mii
I could never have done anything by myself.
[08:44] Mini-Mii
I'm the director. I know better than
anyone how hard everyone's been working.
[08:49] Mini-Mii
So I can't give up now.
[08:52] Mini-Mii
I, I...
[08:59] >3
Good.
SIGN Scene 34
[09:01] [SONG] Text
Scene 29
[09:03] Mini-Mii
I'm not giving up.
SIGN Scene 25
[09:05] Mini-Mii
I'm going to do everything I can.
SIGN Scene 35
[09:12] Green
Sorry I'm late.
[09:16] Green
I brought the unfinished
scenes from the art club.
[09:20] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
I finished the novel adaptation.
[09:23] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
I thought we could use scenes from
our production for the ending.
[09:27] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
I edited it together.
[09:29] Idolmonster
I recorded the missing sound effects at home.
[09:32] Ohoho
I studied the latest shows and
finished up the action scenes.
[09:39] Boring Chuck from Under the Table
Good nap.
[09:43] Mini-Mii
G-Guys...
[09:45] Mini-Mii
Why?
[09:47] Mini-Mii
I thought you didn't read my LINE message.
[09:50] Green
Your LINE message?
[09:51] Idolmonster
Oh.
[09:52] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
I was focused on work the whole night.
[09:56] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
I never saw it.
[09:58] Ohoho
My phone was turned off.
[10:00] Mini-Mii
Thank goodness, I totally thought...
[10:03] Ohoho
You thought what?
[10:04] Mini-Mii
...that you'd all given—
[10:06] Green
But our director hadn't
given up at all, Minoacchi.
[10:12] Mini-Mii
You're right.
[10:16] Mini-Mii
All right!
[10:18] Green
That aside, it's going to be tough
getting people to fill the seats.
[10:22] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
Give up now, and it's over.
[10:24] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
A famous quote from Slash Dunk.
[10:26] Green
We need to learn from school club anime, huh?
[10:29] Mini-Mii
School club anime...
[10:33] Ohoho
What is it?
[10:36] Mini-Mii
Guys, I think we can use these.
[10:41] Ohoho
Club Anime Talk!
[10:43] Mini-Mii
Participants wanted!
[10:46] Sports
What's Club Anime Talk?
[10:49] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
You get to stand on a special
stage to talk about your club,
[10:52] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
as we watch club anime together.
[10:54] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
For the baseball club,
it would be Ace of Bench,
[10:57] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
and for tennis it would be
Fresh Prince of Tennis.
[10:59] Generic Sports Guy A
Wow, that takes me back.
[11:01] Generic Sports Girl A
I used to watch that when I was little.
[11:04] Green
We should be able to present our club's work
and all enjoy the school festival together.
[11:09] Mini-Mii
We want to make it into a festival
[11:11] Mini-Mii
where people with all kinds of tastes
can discuss it to their hearts' content.
[11:15] Generic Sports Girl A
That sounds fun.
[11:16] Generic Sports Girl A
I'm in!
[11:17] B
Me, too.
[11:18] C
Me, too.
[11:19] D
Me, too.
[11:24] Anti-Purple
It's futile.
[11:30] >3
My turn already?!
[11:32] >3
It's not the ending yet.
[11:33] >3
Next episode, the legendary idol... Wait, no.
[11:36] >3
Killer artwork...
[11:37] >3
Wait, no time?
[11:39] >3
Hang on!
SIGN Arisu Can't Make Enough Money
[11:41] >3
There! There it is!
[11:43] ---
Retake!
[11:53] >3
Man, don't point the camera
at me without warning.
[11:57] >3
I'm not good at ad lib.
[12:02] ---
All right, I'm off!
[12:04] Bigger-Mii
Mii-chan, you have a milk mustache.
[12:06] Mommy-Mii
Good luck, Mii-chan.
[12:10] Bigger-Mii
I'll go watch with my friend.
[12:12] Mini-Mii
Okay.
[12:13] Mini-Mii
Thanks.
[12:14] Daddy-Mii
Minoa.
[12:16] Daddy-Mii
I believe in you, so you believe in you.
[12:21] Mini-Mii
That's from Guden Daran, isn't it?
[12:25] Mini-Mii
Thanks, Dad.
[12:27] Mini-Mii
I'm heading out.
[12:29] Bigger-Mii
See you.
[12:32] Bigger-Mii
Now, time to get ready to go.
[12:36] Bigger-Mii
Dad, what's with the outfit?
[12:38] Daddy-Mii
Look at Minoa working so hard.
[12:40] Daddy-Mii
Her Dad's got to do what he can, too.
[12:43] Mommy-Mii
You're great, dear.
[12:46] Daddy-Mii
Honey...
[12:47] Bigger-Mii
Okay, okay.
[12:49] Mommy-Mii
Oh, yeah, you invited your
friends, didn't you?
[12:53] Mommy-Mii
Yeah.
[12:54] Mommy-Mii
Mii-chan's going to be surprised.
SIGN Sakaneko Festival
[13:03] Daddy-Mii
This way.
[13:05] Daddy-Mii
Form two lines. Don't shove.
[13:08] Green
Anime Club screening event.
[13:12] Green
Please be there.
[13:14] Idolmonster
I hope you're all there.
[13:17] A
Only for you, Senpai!
SIGN Anime Club Original Anime Screening
[13:19] Green
Here.
[13:22] Bigger-Mii
This is the one.
[13:23] Bigger-Mii
I'll be there.
[13:24] Green
Thank you.
[13:31] Green
That girl reminds me of someone.
[13:37] Mini-Mii
This is the Club Anime Talk and anime
screening hosted by the Anime Club.
[13:43] Shampoo
Nihao, Minoa.
[13:48] Mini-Mii
Beibei-chan.
[13:49] Mini-Mii
Why?
[13:51] Bigger-Mii
Mii-chan.
[13:51] Mini-Mii
Onee-chan.
[13:53] Bigger-Mii
She's my classmate.
[13:54] Bigger-Mii
I told her about you,
and she said she knew you.
[13:58] Mini-Mii
You're studying at Onee-chan's school?
[14:00] Shampoo
Making anime in a club?
[14:02] Shampoo
Japan's amazing.
[14:04] Shampoo
I'd like to make anime
when I get back to China.
[14:08] Mini-Mii
It's fun.
[14:10] Mini-Mii
Ask me anything.
[14:11] Shampoo
Okay.
SIGN Anime Club Original Anime Screening Club Anime Talk
[14:34] Anti-Green
President, the Anime Club!
[14:37] Anti-Orange
They currently have roughly
80% of the seats filled.
[14:48] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
Are we really going with that title?
[14:51] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
There isn't so much as a
trace of the original script.
[14:53] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
Can't I have at least that much?
[14:56] Green
I got the audience warmed up.
[14:58] Green
Are you ready?
[15:00] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
I did my best to finish the missing
scenes until the last minute, but.
[15:04] Ohoho
But we couldn't finish
the ending song and art.
[15:09] Mini-Mii
Thank you.
[15:10] Mini-Mii
We did the best we could.
[15:13] Mini-Mii
Thank you all very much.
[15:21] Idolmonster
I have an idea.
[15:36] Green
B-But that's...
[15:39] Idolmonster
I'm sure you can pull it off, Minoa-chan.
[15:41] Ohoho
I think it's worth giving
it a shot unrehearsed.
[15:45] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
I feel uneasy about this,
but I'll take one for the team.
[15:49] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
I can't think of anything to be uneasy about.
[15:52] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
I have nothing but hope!
[15:57] Pink
All right.
[15:59] Pink
I'll give it a try.
[16:01] Green
The wait is over.
[16:03] Green
We'll hereby begin the screening of
the anime club's original anime short.
SIGN "Space Girl Magical Robot Travels to Another World,
Where She Sings and Dances,
but in the End She Ascends to Heaven
and the Two Are United"
[16:23] Pink
Here we go.
[16:24] Pink
RoboArisu, away!
[16:30] RoboArisu
Monies!
[16:33] Pink
Stand!
[16:34] Pink
Stand, RoboArisu!
[16:39] RoboArisu
Not enough money.
[16:40] RoboArisu
Not enough money.
[16:42] RoboArisu
Shutting down.
[16:47] Green
Transform!
[16:50] Green
Hear me!
[16:52] Green
Warrior of love, hope, and magic!
[17:12] Green
Magic Girl Erika!
[17:14] Green
Let's end this, RoboArisu!
[17:24] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
Come, Kaikai Blade!
[17:27] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
Behold, Mad King Kai has
descended from the nether world
[17:31] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
to cast the most powerful defense spell!
[17:34] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
Satanic Extra Strongest Shield!
[17:42] Green
What are you, delusional?
[17:51] Bishoujo A?
Grandpa, don't die!
[17:54] Bishoujo A?
Grandfather!
[17:56] Daddy-Mii
Dad will not die!
[17:57] Daddy-Mii
He will be reborn!
[17:59] Mommy-Mii
Bath's ready, dear.
[17:59] Daddy-Mii
Maya!
[18:02] Bishoujo A?
Hurry up and die.
[18:04] Green
So long as RoboArisu is disabled,
you don't stand a chance.
[18:10] Idolmonster
Hang in there.
[18:11] Idolmonster
I have your back.
[18:15] Ekusupurojon
My name is Yuirin!
[18:17] Ekusupurojon
I'm a magician that loves
excitement and explosions!
[18:25] Mini-Mii
Now, everyone!
[18:27] Mini-Mii
We all need to cheer for RoboArisu.
[18:30] Sports
Go, RoboArisu!
[18:33] Sports B
RoboArisu!
[18:35] Sports C
Get up, you lump of scrap!
[18:44] RoboArisu
Payment complete.
[18:48] Mini-Mii
RoboArisu, fire the Money Beam!
[18:52] RoboArisu
Money!
[18:55] Green
I-Is this the power of money?!
[19:06] Idolmonster
Good luck.
[19:09] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
Ringon... Ringon...
[19:12] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
W-Wait, why me?
[19:14] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
Let go!
[19:16] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
Are you telling me to fly?
[19:19] Idolmonster
Don't worry.
[19:20] Idolmonster
We can fly.
[19:25] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
A-And the two are united in heaven.
[19:31] >3
Meow.
[19:39] Pink
And peace on Earth is protected again.
[19:42] RoboArisu
Monies!
[19:50] A
That was pretty good, huh?
[19:51] B
Yeah.
[19:54] Sport
That was great!
[19:56] Bigger-Mii
Hey, what about the ending?
[19:58] Shampoo
I want to see more!
[20:01] Green
All right, everyone, it's time for the ending.
[20:05] Idolmonster
Start the music.
[21:33] >3
Good job, kids!
[21:42] Boring Chuck from Under the Table
That choreography...
[21:44] Boring Chuck from Under the Table
That choreography is the legendary...
[21:49] ---
Minoa!
[21:53] Mini-Mii
Arisu-chan!
[21:54] Mini-Mii
Miko-chan!
[21:56] Ohoho
Stop, Minoa, I can't breathe.
[21:59] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
I guess this is all right once in a while.
[22:01] Green
Minoacchi!
[22:03] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
I can't help but be moved to tears!
[22:06] Idolmonster
That was an amazing concert,
my little kittens.
[22:20] Anti-Purple
Yes.
[22:21] Anti-Purple
I'm sorry, Principal.
[23:07] A
That was great, President!
[23:10] B
Thanks.
[23:10] A
Let's keep going.
[23:12] B
What did we have next?
[23:13] B
Hello?
[23:13] A
It's your favorite, President.
[23:14] B
Stay longer? Of course.
[23:17] A
Oh, I'll have a cola.
[23:19] B
One more for cola.
[23:21] A
Oh, I'll have French fries.
[23:23] B
French fries and honey toast, please.
[23:27] A
Pretty Fairy!
[23:31] B
Enemies of Mother Earth,
cease your evil deeds!
[23:36] ---
Cease them!
9 - The Anime Club: Forever Snobs
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[00:00] Ojohojo
All right, here's to a successful
school festival concert.
SIGN Anime Club
[00:05] Ojohojo
Cheers!
[00:06] A
Cheers!
SIGN Thank you for a successful school festival! After-party
[00:09] ---
Great job, everyone!
[00:10] ---
Yeah, great job.
[00:12] ---
Great job!
[00:18] Chonmage Pink
You hold after-parties when
you finish an anime, too, huh?
[00:22] Musukasakai
They're held at rather lavish venues.
[00:25] Musukasakai
Or so I've heard.
[00:26] Boring Chuck from School
It's like a festival at the
end of the project, after all.
[00:31] Ojohojo
I've heard they have bingo parties and stuff.
[00:32] Ojohojo
They're supposed to be gorgeous.
SIGN Fight! Onotokisaka Academy Idol Club!
SIGN Good Work!
[00:35] Goatwriter
I've seen them on social media,
[00:38] Goatwriter
having cake with the
characters printed on it.
[00:41] Musukasakai
It's also a time for those
who have few connections
[00:44] Musukasakai
with each other to come together.
[00:48] Chonmage Pink
That sounds fun.
[00:50] Green
I heard they have trouble
deciding what to wear, though.
[00:55] Green
And that arranging for the parties is hard.
[00:58] Green
It's hard to work around the
staff and cast's schedule.
[01:02] Boring Chuck from School
The popular ones must be really busy.
[01:05] Goatwriter
I've heard that the writers
feel completely out of place.
[01:09] Chonmage Pink
Completely out of place?
[01:11] Goatwriter
A lot of time passes between when the
script is written and the after-party.
[01:16] Green
They're in a totally different
mood from the rest of the staff
[01:19] Green
who'd just finished making the anime, huh?
[01:22] Goatwriter
No one needs the screenwriters.
[01:25] Chonmage Pink
That's not true, I'm sure.
[01:28] Boring Chuck from School
The school president council
hasn't said anything, huh?
[01:31] Green
I heard she got sick after
the school festival.
[01:34] Green
She hasn't come to school, either.
[01:36] Boring Chuck from School
Gaghflighehoyhoyfoobar.
[01:39] Green
I guess I was hoping for too much,
[01:42] Green
thinking we could patch things up
while emotions were running high.
[01:46] Sports
That anime short had me seriously pumped.
[01:50] Chonmage Pink
I was hoping we could finish it to the end.
[01:53] Ojohojo
The event was a blast.
[01:55] Ojohojo
Let's just call it a win.
[01:57] Goatwriter
It was worth the effort.
[02:00] Sports
Worth the effort, huh?
[02:02] Chonmage Pink
Yui-chan?
[02:04] Sports
I was just thinking, life doesn't
really work out like in anime.
[02:08] Goatwriter
Did something happen?
[02:10] Sports
I can't jump the way I want to these days.
[02:13] Chonmage Pink
Oh, your high jumps.
[02:15] Sports
I can't break my record.
[02:17] Sports
I'm doing the best I can, but...
[02:19] Chonmage Pink
Yeah?
[02:20] Goatwriter
At times like these, Musashisakai-senpai
would be like, "Look at the saddle!"
[02:27] Ojohojo
That's an anime classic.
[02:29] Sports
Saddle?
[02:30] Chonmage Pink
It's from a club about a bike racing
anime called Nakimushi Saddle.
[02:35] Chonmage Pink
Watching them, your hands get
all sweaty as you cheer them on.
[02:39] Goatwriter
It's not about track club, but I
think it could give you inspiration.
[02:44] Sports
I think I'll watch it.
[02:46] Ojohojo
If you'd like...
[02:49] Ojohojo
I'll lend you my Blu-ray.
[02:52] Sports
Really?
[02:53] Sports
Thanks.
[02:54] Chonmage Pink
Yui-chan, you watch anime?
[02:56] Sports
Yeah, I do, these days.
[02:58] Sports
I think you've influenced me.
[03:00] Sports
It's fun, once you start watching.
[03:02] Chonmage Pink
Right?
[03:08] Sports
Hina, Hina, Hina...
[03:09] ---
Yui-chan!
[03:11] A
Hina! Hina!
[03:14] Sports
Morning, Minoa.
[03:15] Chonmage Pink
M-Morning.
[03:17] Chonmage Pink
What was that song?
[03:18] Sports
It's the Hina song from Saddle.
[03:21] Sports
The one Azemichi-kun sang.
[03:22] Purple
Hi!
[03:24] Purple
Breathe to the rhythm of the shouts, and bam!
[03:28] Purple
Thanks for the awesome song, Obata.
[03:32] Sports
This is thanks to the Anime Club, too.
[03:34] ---
Hina! Hina! Hina!
[03:36] Sports
Thanks.
[03:37] Chonmage Pink
Y-You're welcome.
[03:40] Sports
Okay, see you in class.
[03:43] Chonmage Pink
As long as it's being useful, I guess.
SIGN Anime Club
[03:50] Chonmage Pink
A baseball anime?
[03:52] A
We want advice...
[03:54] B
...like you gave the track club.
[03:56] B
Please!
[03:57] Chonmage Pink
Um...
[03:58] Green
You've come to the right place.
[04:02] Green
Passion!
[04:03] Green
Hard work!
[04:04] Green
Victory!
[04:06] Green
These are the things that sports
anime are perfect for expressing.
[04:11] Musukasakai
And thus sports themes are staple in anime.
[04:16] Musukasakai
There are a ton of baseball classics,
[04:19] Musukasakai
including Miracle Titans
Mudou-kun and Ace of the Bench.
[04:22] Ojohojo
Being able to show off a lot of characters
is one of the nice things about sports anime.
[04:26] Ojohojo
You can have a perfect assortment
of unique, attractive characters.
[04:29] Green
It's nice that everyone's
in matching uniforms, too.
[04:32] Green
There's a sense of camaraderie.
[04:33] Green
Cosplaying them with your
friends is great, too.
[04:37] Green
Even the often-mocked, hyperbolic training
scenes and impossible techniques
[04:41] Green
are perfectly fine handled in the style
of a special ability battle anime.
[04:50] A
Take this!
[04:52] A
Lightning mach ba—
[04:55] Green
Morning, Minoacchi.
[04:57] Chonmage Pink
Um, Erika-senpai...
[05:00] A
I'm not giving up!
[05:01] Green
Huh...
[05:02] Green
It's Mudou-kun's Lighting Mach Ball.
[05:06] Chonmage Pink
Shouldn't we stop him?
[05:08] Chonmage Pink
He's going to hurt himself.
[05:10] A
Morning!
[05:11] A
I'm starting my trick throw training!
[05:14] Green
That's great.
[05:16] Green
I'm glad we helped you out.
[05:23] Ojohojo
Next club, please.
[05:26] Chonmage Pink
Arisu-chan, what is this?
[05:28] Ojohojo
Isn't it amazing?
[05:30] Ojohojo
Everyone's asking for advice.
[05:31] Green
A grudge practice match?
[05:34] Green
You need to watch the Fresh Prince
of Tennis: Kanto Regionals, then.
[05:37] Green
Build your empire on a cool, collected mind.
[05:41] A
I get it.
[05:43] Musukasakai
You can't win in the robot competition?
[05:45] Musukasakai
That's why you're a fool!
[05:47] Musukasakai
Tengen Bakuha Guden Daran!
[05:50] Musukasakai
Best everything with your drill!
[05:53] B
Brother!
[05:55] Goatwriter
You don't have a single win yet?
[05:58] Goatwriter
Then Slash Dunk and Tarako's
Basketball are for you.
[06:02] Goatwriter
The game ends when you give up.
[06:06] A
I want to play basketball, Anime Club.
[06:09] A
Thank you!
[06:10] >3
Giving advice...
[06:11] A
Thank you!
[06:11] >3
When did you kids become so celebrated?
[06:14] Chonmage Pink
Neko-senpai...
SIGN Liquid Nitrogen
[06:21] A
Behold... The Frozen World!
[06:25] B
I'll destroy you, basket and all!
[06:29] B
Hammer of Destruction!
[06:32] Ojohojo
If you want to be better at Mahjong,
you need to watch Shake.
[06:36] Ojohojo
Mahjong is fun.
[06:39] Goatwriter
You want to win the competition?
[06:40] Goatwriter
You need Timbre! French Horn.
[06:43] Goatwriter
If you stand on a bridge and shout
"I want to get better!" it'll be perfect.
[06:46] >3
I hate it when it's noisy.
[06:49] A
Hey, it's a cat.
[06:51] B
Nyan-nyanko-sensei!
[06:53] A
He looks just like Yabanyan.
[06:55] ---
So cute!
[06:56] ---
Aww.
[06:56] >3
Quit it.
[06:59] A
Bye-bye!
[07:00] >3
Bye-bye-nyan.
[07:02] >3
Well, there's nothing wrong with
helping people who need help.
[07:06] Suave Green
Right.
[07:07] Suave Green
I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
[07:09] Suave Green
It's helping people, and no one's getting hurt.
[07:13] >3
True.
[07:14] Chonmage Pink
I know, but...
[07:16] Chonmage Pink
Wait, you know what Neko-senpai
is saying, Nakano-senpai?
[07:21] Suave Green
Yeah.
[07:22] Suave Green
By the way, speaking of sports anime...
[07:25] Suave Green
Repeating pans!
[07:28] >3
Three times, at that.
[07:30] Suave Green
And sketch filters.
[07:33] >3
Don't forget the god rays, too.
[07:37] Chonmage Pink
I have no idea what you
two are talking about.
[07:42] Sports
Minoa!
[07:44] Chonmage Pink
Yui-chan.
[07:45] Sports
I heard the Anime Club's huge right now.
[07:48] Sports
That's amazing.
[07:53] Sports
This?
[07:54] Sports
The robotics club helped me out.
[07:56] Sports
It's amazing. It speeds up
like crazy when you run.
[08:01] Sports
Apparently they took inspiration
from anime for this, too.
[08:04] Chonmage Pink
But isn't that cheating?
[08:07] Sports
I think I can break my record now!
[08:10] Sports
Okay, I'm getting back to practice.
[08:13] Sports
Dash mode.
[08:17] Sports
Vwoom!
[08:20] Purple
Yui-chan!
[08:23] Purple
Are you all right?
[08:25] Sports
I'm fine.
[08:26] Sports
Ow...
[08:28] A
Obata, that's enough!
SIGN The Anime Club: Forever Snobs
[08:40] Sports
Vwoom!
[10:23] Saddad
Are you pumped for this
week's Show Up Rockin'?
[10:27] Chonmage Pink
Sure.
[10:28] Saddad
Aww!
[10:30] Chonmage Brown
You shouldn't neglect Dad.
[10:33] Chonmage Pink
Hey, what kind of practice does your club do?
[10:38] Chonmage Brown
The lacrosse club?
[10:39] Chonmage Brown
Nothing special.
[10:41] Chonmage Brown
We practice sprinting and
swinging the stick and stuff.
[10:45] Chonmage Pink
Would you ever, say, mod your stick
so you could shoot really far?
[10:50] Chonmage Brown
No way, that would be cheating.
[10:53] Saddad
That would be an anime, Minoa.
[10:56] Chonmage Pink
I know, right?
[11:07] Musukasakai
The martial arts club's training grounds.
[11:09] Musukasakai
It's coming along nicely.
[11:13] Chonmage Pink
The martial arts club's training grounds?
[11:15] Ojohojo
I heard they're going to duel
at the top of that pyramid.
[11:19] Chonmage Pink
Isn't that dangerous?
[11:22] Ojohojo
Look, Minoa, it's the Go Volleyball Club.
[11:25] Chonmage Pink
Go Volleyball Club?!
[11:27] Boaty McBoathead
All right, begin!
[11:29] A
The hand of God!
[11:34] Musukasakai
It looks like the Anime
Club's advice is paying off.
[11:39] Ojohojo
Yup.
[11:40] Ojohojo
The whole school is brimming with life.
[11:43] Goatwriter
There you all are.
[11:45] Green
The robotics club is about do
a test launch on its prototype.
[11:49] Musukasakai
It's finally complete?!
[11:51] Ojohojo
Let's go watch it, Minoa.
[11:53] Chonmage Pink
Wait, test launch?
[12:00] A
All right.
[12:01] A
King Sakaneko Legs-only Version, commence!
[12:12] A
Sakaneko Academy's scientific
prowess is unrivaled!
[12:48] Chonmage Pink
Isn't this bad?
[13:08] Chonmage Pink
Thank you.
[13:11] Musukasakai
Something's wrong.
[13:12] Musukasakai
Prototypes are supposed to be more
capable than the mass-production units.
[13:18] Suave Green
It's a prototype. What can you do?
SIGN Anime Club
[13:20] Ojohojo
When do you think that robot
will be finished, Minoa?
[13:27] Boring Chuck from School
Huge news!
[13:29] Green
What is it, Sensei?
[13:32] Boring Chuck from School
We're getting a TV interview!
[13:34] Green
TV?
[13:35] Musukasakai
TV? You mean...
[13:38] Musukasakai
The thing that sends us anime?!
[13:41] Boring Chuck from School
Although it's just a local cable TV station.
[13:45] Boring Chuck from School
They want to report on this unique school
[13:48] Boring Chuck from School
that incorporates anime into its training.
[13:52] Suave Green
That's splendid, Sensei.
[13:55] Ojohojo
This is amazing, Minoa!
[13:57] Chonmage Pink
Y-Yeah.
[13:59] Musukasakai
At last!
[14:00] Musukasakai
At last, our time has come!
[14:02] Musukasakai
We can finally win!
[14:04] Green
It's my TV debut.
[14:07] Goatwriter
This beautiful, young light novel
author might get a book deal.
[14:12] Green
How should I dress?
[14:14] Green
Should I cosplay?
[14:15] Boring Chuck from School
Barbers!
[14:16] Boring Chuck from School
I need to go to the barber shop.
[14:18] Musukasakai
But I shall have to conceal the power
of my evil eye in front of the camera.
[14:25] Goatwriter
Autographs!
[14:26] Goatwriter
I need to think of an autograph!
SIGN Anime Club
[14:32] Chonmage Pink
I'll be heading home.
[14:39] Chonmage Pink
Arisu-chan and the others seem really happy.
[14:43] Chonmage Pink
And the people in the other
clubs are working hard.
[14:47] Chonmage Pink
But...
[14:48] >3
Is it all so weird that you feel
like you're the only sane one?
[14:55] Chonmage Pink
Yeah.
[14:57] >3
But you aren't alone.
[15:00] >3
You've always had someone by your side.
[15:05] Chonmage Pink
Arisu-chan!
[15:06] >3
Arisu-chan!
[15:09] >3
Forget it!
[15:10] >3
Go have him cheer you up.
[15:13] Chonmage Pink
Him?
[15:19] Suave Green
You left by yourself, so I got a bit worried.
[15:25] Suave Green
Minoa-chan, there's something you
gained in this club, isn't there?
[15:32] Chonmage Pink
Something I gained?
[15:35] Chonmage Pink
Arisu-chan, Miko-chan, the senpais...
[15:39] Chonmage Pink
Everyone loves anime, and I have
friends that I can talk about it to.
[15:44] Chonmage Pink
Lots of happy memories.
[15:47] Suave Green
That's right.
[15:48] Suave Green
Anime has the power to connect
people and make them happy.
[15:53] Suave Green
That's exactly what's happening now.
[15:57] Suave Green
Anime connected us to the people
in the other clubs, too.
[16:01] Suave Green
And anime's making everyone happy.
[16:04] Suave Green
It's a happy ending.
[16:07] Suave Green
What you and the Anime Club
did together wasn't a mistake.
[16:12] Suave Green
That's why we're getting an interview.
[16:16] Chonmage Pink
Yeah.
[16:18] Chonmage Pink
Maybe you're right.
[16:23] Boring Chuck from School
The Anime Club proposes incorporating
[16:26] Boring Chuck from School
anime-style approaches
to training in all clubs.
[16:31] Boring Chuck from School
It was my idea!
[16:34] Boring Chuck from School
Anime-inspired training
appears absurd, at first,
[16:39] Boring Chuck from School
but in order to break through your
shell and exceed your limits,
[16:42] Boring Chuck from School
you need a certain degree of daring.
[16:46] Boring Chuck from School
That has always been my conviction.
[16:50] Green
Free ideas, unrestrained by common sense.
[16:53] Green
That's the greatest allure
and strength of anime.
[16:58] Green
Humanity knows no limits.
[17:00] Green
The strength to believe we can go anywhere.
[17:03] Green
That's the power of anime.
[17:07] Boring Chuck from School
That is what I have taught them every day.
[17:10] Boring Chuck from School
I did! It was all me!
[17:28] Sports
Babababoom!
[17:36] Purple
It's a new record.
[17:39] ---
Yay!
[17:42] Chonmage Pink
Congratulations, Yui-chan.
[17:44] Sports
Thanks.
[17:45] Sports
This is all thanks to the anime that
you and your friends told me about.
[17:50] (Flashback) Sports
What you did wasn't a mistake.
[17:54] (Flashback) Sports
Wasn't a mistake...
[17:55] (Flashback) Sports
Wasn't a mistake...
[17:56] Chonmage Pink
Thank goodness for anime.
[18:01] A
This isn't much, but...
[18:03] [SONG] Text
Thank you
SIGN Sakana Cable TV, Co.
[18:04] Boring Chuck from School
No, I'd rather not.
[18:07] Suave Green
It's fine, Sensei.
[18:10] Suave Green
Let's just add it to our club funding.
[18:12] Boring Chuck from School
But...
[18:14] Suave Green
We can buy another VHD deck.
[18:20] Boring Chuck from School
Why, thank you.
[18:28] Boring Chuck from School
All right.
[18:29] Boring Chuck from School
Let's call it a day.
[18:31] A
Okay.
[18:33] Ojohojo
What shall I watch when I get home?
[18:35] Chonmage Pink
I think I'll watch Dirlish Bumper.
[18:37] Goatwriter
I like the protagonist's wacky personality.
[18:40] Goatwriter
Her catch phrase...
[18:43] Ojohojo
We win.
[18:44] Green
It's from Tsubaki.
[18:45] Chonmage Pink
That's the one.
SIGN Be careful
[18:50] Green
"Be careful"?
[18:53] Green
Of what?
SIGN I don't know what you're talking about, but hurry up and get better
[19:02] Anti-Green
The Anime Club is hereby...
[19:06] Anti-Green
...being shut down.
[19:11] Anti-Green
Ignored?!
[19:12] Green
Sure.
[19:13] Green
The club's about to get shut down.
[19:16] Musukasakai
How many times has this happened now?
[19:18] Musukasakai
What is this, recycled content?
[19:20] Anti-Green
You won't be so indifferent for long!
[19:23] Anti-Yellow
Why, you ask?
[19:24] Anti-Yellow
Because it was this man...
[19:27] Anti-Yellow
...who declared it!
[19:32] Boring Chuck from School
Pri—
[19:35] Boring Chuck from School
Principal!
[19:38] Ojohojo
Principal?
[19:40] Ojohojo
This man is?
[19:42] Musukasakai
This is my first time seeing him.
[19:44] Anti-Yellow
What?!
[19:46] Anti-Green
You people have seen him at
the school gate every day!
[19:50] Chonmage Pink
The school gate?
[20:02] Goatwriter
The artwork's starting to suck!
[20:03] Boring Chuck from School
Guys...
[20:06] Captain Hook
To think I would step
foot in here once again.
[20:15] Green
Again?
[20:16] Anti-Green
It's an order from the principal this time.
[20:19] Anti-Green
You don't get any notice.
[20:20] Anti-Green
You're out!
[20:22] Musukasakai
Th-This is tyranny!
[20:24] Green
You don't even have a reason to shut us down.
[20:27] Anti-Yellow
Sakaneko Academy Code Article 13 Section 2:
[20:31] Anti-Yellow
"A club shall not receive money for its
activities outside of the academy's allocations."
[20:38] Boring Chuck from School
Receiving money?!
[20:40] Boring Chuck from School
Wh-When did you guys do that?!
[20:43] Green
We didn't!
[20:44] Suave Green
Come on.
[20:47] Suave Green
Sensei, you totally took money.
[20:52] Suave Green
President, they did indeed take
[20:56] Suave Green
gratuities from the TV crew.
[21:01] Boring Chuck from School
N-Nakano...
[21:04] Suave Green
Oh, you already bought the deck.
[21:09] Ojohojo
Sensei!
[21:10] Ojohojo
Please don't use club funds
without saying anything!
[21:12] Goatwriter
Look who's talking.
[21:16] Captain Hook
The Anime Club is to be shut down.
[21:18] Captain Hook
Gomon-sensei is suspended from duty.
[21:25] Boring Chuck from School
No!
[21:27] Captain Hook
Good work, Nakano-kun.
[21:31] Chonmage Pink
Nakano-senpai!
[21:33] Chonmage Pink
Why?
[21:40] Musukasakai
Aurora!
[21:45] Musukasakai
You screwed us over, Aurora!
[21:48] Suave Green
Please don't call me that.
[23:28] >3
Never forgive a traitor.
[23:30] >3
That is the code of the Cat Knighthood.
[23:33] >3
Next episode, someone changes their ways?
[23:35] >3
Whose name does the traitor know?
SIGN Watch Again Gataris
10 - Anime Club Finally Falls
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[00:02] Captain Hook
The Anime Club is to be shut down.
[00:04] Pink
Nakano-senpai, why?
[00:09] Glasses 2
You screwed us over, Aurora!
[00:12] Aurora Green
Please don't call me that.
[01:58] Green
I gave the club room keys
back to the student council.
[02:01] Ooooohohoho
I see.
[02:02] Green
Sorry, this is my fault.
[02:05] Green
This wouldn't have happened
if I'd been more careful.
[02:07] Ooooohohoho
No.
[02:08] Glasses
It's not your fault, Erika-senpai.
[02:10] Glasses 2
Damn it, Aurora!
[02:12] Glasses 2
I can't believe I didn't
notice his evil conspiracy.
[02:15] Glasses 2
I should have known.
[02:20] Bishoujo A
The Anime Club's gone, huh?
[02:22] Mom
The school festival was such a blast, too.
[02:26] Pink
Yeah.
[02:29] Dad
Even if we lost this house,
we would still be family.
[02:33] Bishoujo A
What are you talking about?
[02:35] Mom
No, Dad, don't tell me you
might get laid off again.
[02:38] Pink
Again?!
[02:39] Dad
I'm making an example.
[02:42] Pink
Wait, so what's the point?
[02:44] Dad
Even without the container that is
the house, a family is a family.
[02:51] Pink
Friends are still friends.
[02:54] Dad
Yeah.
[02:59] A
Hurry!
[03:00] B
Yeah!
[03:01] Pink
What?
SIGN No shutting down
Anime Club!!
SIGN Don't Allow
the Principal's Tyranny!!
SIGN Withdraw the Shutdown!
[03:04] A
Get out here, Principal!
[03:05] B
Don't disband the Anime Club!
[03:09] Pink
What's going on?
[03:10] Ooooohohoho
Minoa.
[03:11] Ooooohohoho
Over here.
[03:15] Pink
What exactly is going on?
[03:17] Green
I don't know, myself.
[03:19] A
We can't live without the Anime Club!
[03:21] Glasses 2
To think people need us this much...
[03:24] Ooooohohoho
This is a bit extreme, though.
[03:27] Captain Hook
Listen up, students.
[03:29] A
It's the principal.
[03:31] Captain Hook
If you want the Anime Club's
shutdown to be withdrawn,
[03:35] Captain Hook
then this school is hereby closed.
[03:45] Captain Hook
Is this what you want?
[03:47] Aurora Green
Yes.
[03:47] Aurora Green
All it takes to silence small fry
is to take them out of the water.
SIGN Principal's Office
[03:58] A
Come out, Ogikubo!
[03:59] A
Explain this!
[04:00] Purple
I can't.
[04:01] Purple
I've been ordered not to let anyone through.
[04:04] Purple
No, don't touch me!
[04:07] Purple
If you really want to,
you'll have to defeat me first.
[04:11] Purple
You'll have to push me down by force!
[04:15] Glasses 2
People are enraged.
[04:16] Pink
I'm kind of scared.
[04:22] A
Move it!
[04:27] Purple
That's too rough!
[04:29] Purple
Oh, crap!
[04:33] A
What the...
[04:37] Purple
You idiot, you just made it lock.
[04:40] Purple
You're all coming with
me to the staff office.
[04:46] >3
This is one of my feeding spots.
[04:52] Pink
What are you doing, Senpai?
[04:55] >3
Don't just stand there, help me.
[05:05] Pink
Ow...
[05:08] Pink
Principal?
[05:12] Pink
P-Pardon me.
[05:14] Pink
I'm Asagaya Minoa, first-year
student in from the Anime Club.
[05:18] Ooooohohoho
I heard Minoa's voice.
[05:21] Ooooohohoho
Minoa, open up.
[05:23] Green
They might not hear us from inside.
[05:26] Pink
Why do you hate the Anime Club so much?
[05:30] Captain Hook
What the hell was that?
[05:32] Captain Hook
The anime short for the school festival.
[05:34] Captain Hook
You broke the 180-degree rule.
[05:36] Captain Hook
The artwork broke down.
[05:38] Captain Hook
The lines were read monotonously.
[05:39] Captain Hook
It was a barrage of amateurish jokes.
[05:43] Ragewriter
How dare you!
[05:45] Ooooohohoho
I poured my soul into that art!
[05:49] Glasses 2
I hate to admit it, but he has a point.
[05:51] Green
I actually thought so, too.
[05:56] Captain Hook
Worse, you held a concert because
you couldn't finish the ending.
[05:59] Captain Hook
The title is too long!
[06:02] Pink
U-Uh...
[06:04] Captain Hook
Do you have anything to say for yourself?
[06:05] Pink
You actually paid that much attention?!
[06:08] Pink
Thank you so much!
[06:11] Ooooohohoho
What a passionate roast.
[06:11] Ragewriter
The title is too long.
[06:12] Ragewriter
The title is too long.
[06:13] Ragewriter
The title is too long.
[06:14] Ragewriter
The title is too long.
[06:15] Green
Is the principal an anime fan?
[06:18] Glasses 2
Then why does he try to take the Anime
Club down the path of destruction?
[06:22] Pink
Parts of it may have been bad,
[06:25] Pink
but it's the best piece ever,
filled with my favorite anime.
[06:30] Captain Hook
Your favorite anime?
[06:32] Pink
It's the anime that I saw when I was a kid.
[06:35] Pink
Robots going bam!
[06:37] Pink
Grandpas going boom!
[06:39] Pink
A girl's song defeats the enemy,
[06:42] Pink
a fish goes flip flap, and an angel descends.
[06:46] Pink
I still have dreams about it.
[06:48] Captain Hook
Burndown, Stretch Dawn,
[06:50] Captain Hook
Mermaid Melody Pichipichipacchi,
and Andromeda Angel.
[06:54] Captain Hook
All masterpieces.
[06:55] Captain Hook
So how did they end up the way they did?
[06:57] Pink
Wow, you know so much about anime.
[07:01] Pink
But those aren't the anime I love.
[07:03] Captain Hook
What are they called?
[07:05] Pink
I don't remember.
[07:06] Captain Hook
You say that with such confidence!
[07:07] Captain Hook
You're in the Anime Club, and you
don't even remember the titles?
[07:10] Captain Hook
Is the girl from Strange Midia?
[07:13] Captain Hook
The giant mech, is it GahXephon?
[07:15] Captain Hook
Defeating an enemy with singing,
is that Super Dimension Bonsai Micross?
[07:18] Captain Hook
Is the angel from A Dog of Decadence?
[07:22] Pink
Those aren't it.
[07:24] Ragewriter
The principal sure likes picking
fights with the Anime Club.
[07:27] Ragewriter
He's acting like a senpai.
[07:29] Ooooohohoho
Come to think of it, the rough sketches in
the club room were like Midia and GahXephon.
[07:35] Green
Maybe the principal was in the Anime Club.
[07:37] Ooooohohoho
Let's find out.
[07:41] Captain Hook
A cute anime girl.
[07:42] Captain Hook
The raw depiction of a girl in the scene
[07:45] Captain Hook
where Mei Minling is given a choice
between her life and her hair,
[07:48] Captain Hook
and she chooses her hair, was shocking.
[07:51] Captain Hook
Bishoujo Fighter Sailor Bunny was the
first shoujo battle heroine manga.
[07:55] Captain Hook
There would never be enough time to
talk about the heart-filled final episode.
[08:00] Captain Hook
And man, Ham-chan in
Nurusei Yakara is so devoted.
[08:05] Captain Hook
I want to cheat on her so she'll zap me.
[08:08] Captain Hook
Hiatari Sokosoko! and Kimamani Mikan Road
[08:10] Captain Hook
are the two best slice-of-life
bishoujo anime.
[08:12] Captain Hook
Ayuyama was based on an idol that
was really popular at the time.
[08:16] Ooooohohoho
Holy crap, that's him!
[08:18] Green
From anime fan to anti-anime.
[08:20] Green
What happened to him?
[08:22] Ragewriter
Maybe he was an aspiring
writer who came to hate anime
[08:25] Ragewriter
after he was asked to rewrite the school
festival script, like, 58 times.
[08:34] A
We're protecting the school
and the Anime Club ourselves!
[08:37] Aurora Green
Pests.
[08:39] Captain Hook
Back before the Internet,
we read Animeta with hunger.
[08:43] Pink
I shall study.
[08:45] Captain Hook
It's too late.
[08:47] Captain Hook
Your school festival anime will
haunt you for the rest of your life.
[08:52] Pink
Hey, now!
[08:54] Pink
Making anime is hard, you know.
[08:57] Pink
A battle of passion and personality.
[09:00] Pink
Looming deadlines and dwindling stamina...
[09:03] Pink
But it is the work of the director to bring
the minds and talent together as one.
[09:12] Captain Hook
You don't get to talk
like you're the director!
[09:16] Captain Hook
A director is a much more high-minded,
noble, solitary figure.
[09:20] Captain Hook
He's by himself!
[09:22] Captain Hook
Nothing gets done without the director!
[09:24] Captain Hook
Worship the director more!
[09:26] Captain Hook
Suck up to them!
[09:27] Pink
I understand.
[09:28] Pink
I really understand.
[09:30] Ooooohohoho
She totally doesn't.
[09:32] Green
What a stuffy talk, though.
[09:36] Green
Do you think the principal
was an anime director?
[09:40] Glasses 2
It's possible.
[09:42] Glasses 2
Aurora!
[09:44] Glasses 2
Why are you here?
[09:45] Aurora Green
I'm sorry!
[09:47] Aurora Green
There's a reason for this.
[09:49] Ooooohohoho
We don't need your excuses, Aurora-senpai.
[09:51] Ragewriter
It's too late, Aurora-senpai.
[09:54] Aurora Green
I have five siblings.
[09:56] Ragewriter
Six Aurora-senpais?!
[09:59] Aurora Green
My older brothers are all
complete losers, and...
[10:01] Aurora Green
Wait, let's not talk about this.
[10:03] Aurora Green
Anyway, I worked my butt off
at a high-class coffee shop.
[10:08] Aurora Green
The principal was a regular there.
[10:12] Aurora Green
With my family's financial problems,
I wasn't sure I should attend high school.
[10:15] Aurora Green
That's when he gave me a hand.
[10:17] Aurora Green
That's why I can't go against what he says.
[10:20] Aurora Green
It was so terrible.
[10:22] Ooooohohoho
Aurora-senpai, I had no idea.
[10:25] Glasses 2
Yet you were always smiling.
[10:28] Glasses 2
Aurora, damn it, man!
[10:31] Ragewriter
Bliss!
[10:32] Green
I can't blame you, then.
[10:34] Green
Welcome back, Auroracchi.
[10:38] Aurora Green
Thanks, everyone.
[10:41] Aurora Green
Also, can you stop calling me Aurora?
[10:45] Captain Hook
The director is number one!
[10:48] Pink
Of course!
[10:50] Pink
After talking to you, I'm as pumped
as ever to get back to work.
[10:53] Captain Hook
Back to work?
[10:54] Pink
I'll work even harder on the second piece.
[10:56] Captain Hook
Second piece?
[10:58] Pink
Because I love anime.
[11:01] Pink
Even without the Anime Club, we're friends.
[11:04] Pink
As long as we're together,
we can make a second one.
[11:10] Captain Hook
There is no second one.
[11:15] Captain Hook
Everything's over if you
screw up the first episode.
[11:18] Captain Hook
Even if you devote your entire
being into creating two seasons,
[11:22] Captain Hook
if the first episode gets
canceled, it's all over.
[11:30] Pink
What's going on?
[11:31] Captain Hook
It's not my fault!
[11:33] Captain Hook
It's not my fault!
[11:35] Captain Hook
It's the anime fans' fault!
[11:37] Captain Hook
Every freaking night, they gather in the
corners of the Internet, nitpicking.
[11:42] Captain Hook
Who the hell is "anon" anyway? Damn it all!
[11:46] Pink
Have you made anime before, Principal?
[11:50] Glasses 2
So he was a director.
[11:52] Green
But canned after the first episode?
[11:54] Ooooohohoho
He got dissed too hard; it broke him.
[11:56] Ragewriter
As a creator, I have nothing but sympathy.
[11:59] Captain Hook
My work was banished into oblivion!
[12:04] >3
What a pain.
[12:06] Ragewriter
Neko-chan.
[12:07] >3
It's Neko-senpai!
[12:09] Glasses 2
Cold!
[12:10] Green
There's a cat door here.
[12:12] >3
He's surprisingly fond of cats.
[12:16] Ooooohohoho
Minoa, are you all right?
[12:20] Pink
Arisu-chan?
[12:21] Ooooohohoho
Open up.
[12:23] Pink
Uh...
[12:25] Pink
There are a ton of buttons.
[12:26] Pink
I don't know.
[12:28] Ooooohohoho
Principal, what's the password?
[12:32] >3
He can't hear your voices right now.
[12:35] >3
The lock to the door is the
lock to his heart, perhaps.
[12:38] Ooooohohoho
Lock to his heart?
[12:40] Ragewriter
He probably means that until the principal
opens his heart, it will never open.
[12:45] Glasses 2
What are you, chuuni?
[12:46] >3
You're one to talk.
[12:48] Ooooohohoho
A password that would open his heart?
[12:51] Green
If he broke down because of anime,
he can only be saved through anime.
[12:57] Glasses 2
Indeed.
[12:57] Glasses 2
A ray of light at the end of the darkness.
[13:00] Glasses 2
Let's find it!
[13:01] Green
Yeah.
[13:04] Green
Begin Project M.
[13:05] Green
Ambitious start!
[13:07] Ooooohohoho
Minoa, I promise I'll find
the principal's anime.
[13:11] Ooooohohoho
And I'll save you.
[13:13] Pink
A-As soon as possible, please.
SIGN Anime Club Finally Falls
[13:32] Green
Let's just gather information.
[13:40] Ragewriter
I'll go talk to people who might know.
[13:42] Glasses 2
I'm counting on you.
SIGN Principal Canceled Password
[13:44] Ooooohohoho
I'm not getting any hits.
[13:46] Green
We'll have to crowdsource this.
[13:49] Green
Hello? Saori-san?
[13:51] Green
I want to ask you something.
[13:54] Ooooohohoho
Live streaming is an option, too.
[14:01] Ooooohohoho
To anime fans all across the world,
my name is Kamiigusa Arisu.
[14:06] Ooooohohoho
I'm looking for an anime.
[14:08] Ooooohohoho
I call on the entirety
of your anime knowledge.
SIGN Hello
SIGN Who's she?
SIGN High school girl?
[14:12] Ragewriter
It's an homage to Midia and Dog of Decadence.
[14:16] Glasses 2
It pays huge respects to Super Dimension
Bonsai Micross and GahXephon.
[14:20] Ooooohohoho
It's an anime that got canceled*
after the first episode.
SIGN LOL She's cute Arisu-chan! Schoolgirl! Anime talk? What's going on? Looking for an anime?
SIGN She's cute Arisu-chan! Schoolgirl! Anime talk? What's going on? Looking for an anime? One episode lol
SIGN Arisu-chan! Schoolgirl! Anime talk? What's going on? Looking for an anime? One episode lol Canceled after one episode
SIGN Schoolgirl! Anime talk? What's going on? Looking for an anime? One episode lol Canceled after one episode Crap anime LOL
SIGN Anime talk? What's going on? Looking for an anime? One episode lol Canceled after one episode Crap anime LOL What?!
SIGN What's going on? Looking for an anime? One episode lol Canceled after one episode Crap anime LOL What?! LUL
[14:28] Ooooohohoho
We need your help.
[14:31] Ooooohohoho
Any information will do.
[14:33] Hurg
She's cute.
[14:36] A
What's that?
SIGN Anime Underground @ Almond♥BBS
SIGN Screenshot from NETVIDEOLIVE Kamiigusa Channel lol
SIGN Oh man, she's cute lol
SIGN Who's that?
SIGN Hot girl incoming
SIGN She's cute
SIGN Who's that?
SIGN Hot girl incoming
SIGN Kamiigusa Arisu-chan? Princess!
SIGN Mystery anime wanted!
[14:42] [SONG] Text
Canceled after episode 1
SIGN Crap anime? lol
SIGN lolol
SIGN Looking for crap anime ;_;
SIGN Dunno
SIGN What?
SIGN No one knows it
SIGN She's cute She's really cute lol Arisu-chan lolol
[14:47] Green
You don't know, huh?
[14:50] Green
Sorry, thanks.
[14:52] Green
Anything online?
[14:54] Aurora Green
People are talking about Arisu-chan.
[14:56] Green
Her?
[14:58] Green
Well, we're sure to have
some leads if it goes viral.
[15:05] Captain Hook
Anime took everything from me.
[15:08] Pink
I met my friends and found
my dream because of anime.
[15:12] Captain Hook
It's a nightmare!
[15:13] Captain Hook
It's despair!
[15:14] Pink
It's a treasure!
[15:17] Captain Hook
A treasure?
[15:22] Captain Hook
That anime?
[15:24] Pink
Well, I mean, I just can't
figure out how to explain it.
[15:28] Pink
It's actually an amazing anime, I swear.
[15:32] A
Canceled after the first episode?
[15:34] Ragewriter
Yes, does that ring a bell?
[15:36] A
Dunno.
[15:38] Ragewriter
Thank you.
[15:44] B
Canceled after the first episode?
[15:46] B
What was it...
[15:48] B
Was it Etashin?
SIGN Such a crap anime, and there's no leads here, either. Is this a prank?
SIGN Could it be -> Etashin?
[15:53] A
Nishiazabu, get back to work.
[15:55] B
Oh, right.
SIGN Isn't it Etashin?
SIGN Katashou
SIGN What's that?
SIGN Dunno
[15:58] B
Does anyone know?
SIGN She's cute
SIGN Arisu-chan's an angel
SIGN Money lol
SIGN Cut after the first episode
SIGN Choukata, maybe?
SIGN >Etashin
Yeah, the official title
SIGN Choukata
SIGN Etashin
SIGN I think the abbreviation is different in the east and west
SIGN Eternal something something
[16:10] B
Anyway, the girl's cute lololol
SIGN What? Is that yummy?
SIGN Choukata? As in Ultra Katharsis Koritsi?
[16:22] Ooooohohoho
Ultra Katharsis Koritsi!
[16:24] Ooooohohoho
Eternal Symphony!
[16:26] Ooooohohoho
That's it!
[16:28] Green
We got the title!
[16:29] Green
All right.
[16:39] Green
That's not it?
SIGN How long ago was that aired?
SIGN What's Ultra Katharsis Koritsi about?
SIGN Dunno
[16:47] [SONG] Green
It's a flop
It's complete garbage
King of flops
SIGN It's a sleep agent
SIGN Junk Micross
SIGN Worthless
SIGN Ultra Katharsis Koritsi
SIGN Crap anime
SIGN Huh? A new crap anime?
SIGN Welcome, king crap anime!
SIGN Eternal Symphony
SIGN That's old
[17:02] A
Arisu-chan! Arisu-chan!
SIGN Found it in Brazil
SIGN Relicensed?
SIGN Licensed overseas
[17:05] A
Arisu-chan! Arisu-chan!
[17:06] Glasses 2
The subtitle is Eternal Symphony?
[17:09] Glasses 2
It seems there is another me in this world.
[17:12] Ragewriter
You two chuunis would get along well.
[17:15] Glasses 2
We're getting a ton of replies.
[17:17] Glasses 2
We're trending!
[17:18] Pink
A giant mech, protecting the world.
[17:21] Pink
But the lever is a piano,
[17:24] Pink
the old man gets blown away by a ball,
[17:28] Pink
and the blue pendant on the girl's
chest emits a magic light.
[17:34] Pink
the two die, leaving just
the fish to live on.
[17:38] Pink
The angels arrive.
[17:42] Pink
That was the end of the first episode.
[17:45] Pink
I was so excited, waiting for the next story.
[17:50] Pink
And yet the next week, and the
week after, it never aired.
[17:58] Captain Hook
That's because the director put a
lid on the second episode onward.
[18:05] Green
No way, we're going viral.
[18:10] Ooooohohoho
Senpai!
[18:12] Ooooohohoho
A fan sent me a link.
SIGN Eternal Symphony
[18:23] Green
Isn't this...
[18:25] Ragewriter
Ultra Katharsis Koritsi.
[18:27] Ragewriter
Could this be...
[18:32] Pink
You know the director behind Ultra
Katharsis Koritsi Eternal Symphony?
[18:37] Captain Hook
He's right in front of you.
[18:43] Pink
Whoa!
[18:45] Pink
I'm a huge, huge, huge fan.
[18:48] Pink
It's a treasure.
[18:50] Pink
I love it.
[18:51] Captain Hook
Okay, okay.
[18:53] Captain Hook
So my work touched someone's heart.
[19:02] Captain Hook
And that became that piece of shit anime?!
[19:08] Green
Everything's fallen into place.
[19:15] Glasses 2
We're here.
[19:17] Green
Kaikai.
[19:18] Green
Mikocchi.
[19:19] Green
The password wasn't "catharsis."
[19:31] Glasses 2
"Katharsis" is a Greek word.
[19:33] Glasses 2
Philosopher Aristotle described it
as the purification of the mind.
[19:34] Green
Minoa!
[19:35] Ooooohohoho
Minoacchi!
[19:35] Ragewriter
Minoa!
[19:37] Pink
Guys!
[19:39] Ooooohohoho
Thank goodness, Minoa.
[19:42] Pink
Arisu-chan.
[19:44] Ooooohohoho
You're drenched.
[19:46] Ragewriter
This is awful.
[19:48] Green
The floor's soaked.
[19:50] Pink
Um...
[19:51] Ooooohohoho
Hold still.
[19:57] Captain Hook
What?
[19:58] Ragewriter
Right.
[19:59] Ragewriter
Principal, look outside the window.
[20:17] Captain Hook
What...
SIGN Arisu FTW
[20:23] A
Ultra Katharsis Koritsi!
[20:25] B
Eternal Symphony!
[20:27] C
Arisu-chan!
[20:29] Captain Hook
Yes, just like them, I love anime.
[20:35] Captain Hook
Even now.
[20:37] Glasses 2
The effectiveness of a tragedy
is in the fierce emotions of fear
[20:41] Glasses 2
and sympathy that an audience experiences.
[20:45] Glasses 2
To be freed from such is
what is known as catharsis.
[20:57] Captain Hook
Bye bye-ki...
[21:01] Green
I love the club room.
[21:04] >3
I feel the most relaxed here, too.
[21:07] Ragewriter
I'm the same, Neko-senpai.
[21:10] >3
Wait, that's too relaxing!
[21:13] Pink
Miko-chan, you can understand
what Neko-senpai is saying?
[21:16] Ooooohohoho
Obviously.
[21:18] Ooooohohoho
Hold still.
[21:20] Pink
Weird.
[21:22] Pink
What happened to everyone?
[21:36] Pink
So that rain was real.
[21:41] Pink
A yearbook.
[21:43] Pink
It's the principal's.
[21:47] Pink
No!
[21:48] Pink
Wh-Why?
[21:52] Pink
Aurora-senpai?
[23:28] >3
The next episode is the climax.
[23:31] >3
Let me tell you now: don't believe anything!
[23:34] >3
Otherwise...
[23:38] >3
You'll end up like this.
11 - Our Friend Kouki's Second Betrayal
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[00:02] Protagonist
Morning.
[00:08] Mom
My, you're up early.
[00:10] Protagonist
I couldn't stay asleep.
[00:12] Dad
Honey, take a look at this.
[00:17] Mom
This is from when we got married.
[00:19] Dad
It came out when I was
cleaning out the drawers.
[00:22] Mom
I'm so young.
[00:24] Mom
I'm pretty cute, don't you think?
[00:26] Dad
You're still cute, honey.
[00:28] Mom
Oh, stop.
[00:32] Dad
It's like I'm in a dream,
being married to you, Ai-chan.
[00:36] Mom
Oh, Shugo-kun.
[00:37] Dad
Ai-chan.
[00:38] Mom
Shugo-kun.
[00:39] ---
Ai-chan!
[00:40] ---
Shugo-kun!
[00:41] ---
Ai-chan!
[00:42] ---
[00:45] Breadrunner
Oh, crap!
[00:49] Protagonist
Hey, Onee-chan, did you...
[00:51] Breadrunner
Not right now.
[00:52] Breadrunner
I'm running late.
[00:53] Protagonist
Ow.
[00:55] Mom
Huh?
[00:56] Mom
You quit your club, didn't you?
[00:59] Breadrunner
It was the yearbook committee
meeting this morning.
[01:03] Breadrunner
See you.
[01:06] Protagonist
Onee-chan!
[01:10] Protagonist
What's wrong, Minoa?
[01:12] Protagonist
D-Did you just see her face...
[01:26] Fan Service Specialist
Hey!
[01:29] Fan Service Specialist
Jeez.
[01:32] Fan Service Specialist
Yuicching!
[03:05] Ojojojo
Their faces changed?
[03:06] Protagonist
Yeah, although it didn't last for long.
[03:09] Ojojojo
They changed? How?
[03:12] Protagonist
How?
[03:15] Protagonist
Oh, they looked really flat,
like in an old anime.
[03:21] Halp
You must be tired, Minoa.
[03:24] Ojojojo
A lot has happened since the school festival.
[03:27] Protagonist
Please believe me!
[03:28] Protagonist
I swear...
[03:33] Fan Service Specialist
Morning.
[03:36] Protagonist
Y-Yui-chan!
[03:37] Protagonist
Aren't they weird?
[03:39] ---
Weird?
[03:40] Protagonist
Their faces!
[03:41] Ojojojo
How rude.
[03:43] Fan Service Specialist
What about them?
[03:44] Protagonist
What?!
[03:45] Protagonist
Can't you tell?
[03:48] Protagonist
Huh?
[03:51] Halp
First class is art.
[03:53] Halp
We need to switch classrooms.
[03:56] Fan Service Specialist
Come on, let's go.
[03:58] Protagonist
Okay.
[04:04] Protagonist
What?
[04:04] Protagonist
What the hell?
[04:07] Ojojojo
What?
[04:08] Halp
Are you okay?
[04:09] Fan Service Specialist
What's wrong?
[04:11] Protagonist
Did you just see that?
[04:15] Protagonist
That black thing.
[04:16] Protagonist
The dark abyss, engulfing all creation.
[04:19] Protagonist
Hell, hell, hell, or something!
[04:23] Fan Service Specialist
Get a grip, Minoa.
[04:25] Halp
There's nothing there.
[04:26] Protagonist
There was!
[04:28] Protagonist
You walk up to about here, and...
[04:30] Protagonist
Huh?
[04:31] Protagonist
Huh?
[04:32] Protagonist
Huh?
[04:35] Ojojojo
Did you eat something weird?
[04:37] Fan Service Specialist
Minoa's seeing things that we can't see.
[04:40] Halp
Shall we go to the nurse's office?
[04:42] Protagonist
No, I swear, I saw it.
[04:46] Protagonist
Wait...
[05:09] Fan Service Specialist
I'm so hungry.
[05:14] Fan Service Specialist
Minoa, what are you doing for lunch?
[05:16] Fan Service Specialist
Packed lunch?
[05:16] Fan Service Specialist
Want to go buy bread?
[05:18] Halp
Lunch B is chicken katsu.
[05:21] Fan Service Specialist
That sounds good, too.
[05:23] Ojojojo
Minoa, we're having a club
meeting during lunch.
[05:26] Protagonist
That was definitely weird.
[05:28] Protagonist
Class just ended instantly.
[05:34] Protagonist
No way.
[05:35] Protagonist
It's only been a little more than
a minute since the first class.
[05:39] Ojojojo
Calm your nerves with some of this.
[05:42] Ojojojo
Sebas.
[05:44] Protagonist
A maid?
[05:45] Ojojojo
Bring me the usual.
[05:46] May Dough
Understood.
[05:48] May Dough
Leave it to me.
[05:49] Protagonist
She spoke!
[05:53] May Dough
S'il vous plaît.
[05:54] Ojojojo
Excelsior, Sebas.
[05:58] Purple
Splendid footwork, Sebas-chan.
[06:01] Purple
Would you like to join the track club?
[06:05] Ojojojo
Here.
[06:06] Fan Service Specialist
Lucky.
[06:08] Fan Service Specialist
Can I have some?
[06:10] Ojojojo
Sure.
[06:11] Fan Service Specialist
Thank you.
[06:13] Purple
Me, too, then.
[06:17] Purple
Sparkly eyes!
[06:20] Protagonist
What did you take?
[06:22] Ojojojo
Minoa, you're right.
[06:27] Ojojojo
Something's wrong.
[06:28] Protagonist
You finally get it?
[06:30] Protagonist
Sebas serves Earl Grey this time of the day.
[06:33] Protagonist
This is Houjicha.
[06:36] Protagonist
That?
[06:36] Protagonist
That's what's wrong?
SIGN Anime Club
[06:40] Butcho
About the club president for next year...
[06:43] Protagonist
This is wrong!
[06:44] Butcho
How is it wrong?
[06:46] Butcho
Every club is talking about
the transition right now.
[06:49] Protagonist
I'm not talking about that.
[06:51] Protagonist
I mean, everything's gone sideways.
[06:53] Evil Normie
Everything has?
[06:55] Ojojojo
Minoa's been like this all day.
[06:58] Professor Chuchuchuni
Weird?
[06:59] Professor Chuchuchuni
What is weird?
[07:01] Professor Chuchuchuni
That's weird!
[07:03] Evil Normie
Are you seeing something, Minoa-chan?
[07:06] Professor Chuchuchuni
You must have acquired the
power of the evil eye.
[07:08] Protagonist
I have not!
[07:10] Protagonist
Haven't you noticed everything's changed?
[07:13] Butcho
Has it?
[07:14] Professor Chuchuchuni
I suppose it has.
[07:16] Halp
Well, now that you mention it...
[07:20] Evil Normie
The series composition might have changed.
[07:22] Protagonist
The series composition?
[07:24] Ojojojo
No way.
[07:25] Ojojojo
Now, of all times?
[07:26] Evil Normie
Did Tahiro run away?
[07:28] Halp
Would it matter that much that he's gone?
[07:32] Protagonist
What? What?
[07:33] Protagonist
What are you talking about?
[07:35] Professor Chuchuchuni
This calls for confirmation.
[07:37] Butcho
Want to watch the opening again, then?
[07:40] A
Agreed.
[07:41] Protagonist
Opening?
[07:42] Protagonist
Again?
[07:44] Butcho
I'm going to rewind.
[07:57] Fan Service Specialist
Yuicching!
SIGN Series Composition Hirota Mitsutaka
[08:27] Butcho
It's still him.
[08:29] Protagonist
Wait, what's going on?
[08:32] Protagonist
Why are you all okay with this?
[08:34] Halp
Calm down, Minoa.
[08:36] Halp
Jump the shark too much now,
and they'll cancel us at Episode 11.
[08:40] Protagonist
Cancel us at Episode 11?
[08:41] Butcho
Because it's too different from
what's been happening so far?
[08:43] Protagonist
They'll accuse us of not sticking to a genre.
[08:47] Ojojojo
What genre will make them happy?
[08:50] Ojojojo
Slice-of-life?
[08:51] Ojojojo
School?
[08:52] Ojojojo
Moe?
[08:52] Ojojojo
Otome?
[08:53] Halp
Genre classifications are becoming
more and more complicated by the year.
[08:58] Evil Normie
We may need to at least settle on whether
it's a gag show or a realistic show.
[09:02] >3
Then it's time to explode.
[09:04] Protagonist
Explode?
[09:06] Evil Normie
Anti-flash, anti-blast.
[09:16] >3
See, now it's comedy.
[09:18] Protagonist
My eyes... My eyes!
[09:24] >3
And this is if we're realistic.
[09:27] Rick Sanchez
Yet we're alive.
[09:29] Halp
It's not fully realistic.
[09:31] Evil Normie
What would happen if it were?
[09:36] Butcho
Let's do it.
[09:41] >3
You better buy me mackerel sashimi.
[09:53] Protagonist
Neko-senpai!
[09:55] Evil Normie
It's realistic.
[09:56] Professor Chuchuchuni
It's definitely realistic.
[09:58] Ojojojo
Realism...
[09:59] Halp
...is amazing.
[10:01] Protagonist
Neko-senpai!
[10:03] Protagonist
Neko-senpai!
SIGN Our Friend Kouki's Second Betrayal
[10:20] Protagonist
Are you all right?
[10:21] >3
I thought I was dead.
[10:24] Evil Normie
Minoa-chan, are you not going home yet?
[10:28] Protagonist
I wanted to talk to Neko-senpai some more.
[10:31] Evil Normie
All right.
[10:32] Evil Normie
You've been overreacting today,
so I was a bit worried.
[10:37] Protagonist
Sorry.
[10:39] Protagonist
Everyone's totally decided
that I'm the weird one.
[10:44] Evil Normie
See you.
[10:46] Protagonist
Aurora-senpai.
[10:48] Protagonist
Aurora-senpai?
[10:53] Protagonist
Nakano-senpai?
[10:54] Evil Normie
Yes?
[10:56] Protagonist
U-Um...
[10:58] Protagonist
You said you had five siblings, right?
[11:01] Evil Normie
Huh?
[11:02] Evil Normie
Oh, yeah.
[11:03] Protagonist
Is your oldest brother a lot older than you?
[11:07] Protagonist
Say, by 20 years.
[11:11] Evil Normie
Not at all.
[11:12] Evil Normie
Why?
[11:14] Protagonist
Oh, never mind, then.
[11:17] Protagonist
Sorry.
[11:18] Protagonist
See you.
[11:30] >3
What's this about his siblings?
[11:33] Protagonist
Nah, it's nothing.
[11:49] Protagonist
I'm home.
[11:54] The Simpsons
Welcome home.
[11:56] Breadrunner
It looked like it was raining earlier.
[11:58] Breadrunner
Were you okay?
[11:59] Mom
You're home late.
[12:01] Dad
Sorry, we already watched the
recording of Tennen Maid.
[12:06] Breadrunner
Mii-chan?
[12:07] Protagonist
I-I'm home.
[12:12] Protagonist
Thank goodness.
[12:14] Breadrunner
What's wrong?
[12:15] Mom
You're such a silly girl.
[12:17] Dad
Sorry, we already watched
Molly the Witch, too.
[12:25] Protagonist
No way!
[12:27] 60s Mom
Shall we start dinner?
[12:29] Breadrunner
I'll help.
[12:30] Dad
Me, too, then.
[12:31] 60s Mom
Thank you.
[12:33] 60s Mom
Let's race to the kitchen, then.
[12:35] 60s Mom
Hoy, sir!
[12:42] Dad
It looks delicious.
[12:43] Breadrunner
Here.
[12:43] Breadrunner
Thanks.
SIGN The Next Day
[13:09] Protagonist
Ow!
[13:10] Butcho
This is bad!
[13:15] Protagonist
What's wrong?
[13:16] Butcho
A Gigamachinju showed up in the city.
[13:20] Protagonist
A Gigamachinju?
[13:21] Butcho
It's headed our way.
[13:23] Professor Chuchuchuni
Be calm.
[13:25] Professor Chuchuchuni
We're safe.
[13:27] Professor Chuchuchuni
I've already set up a barrier.
[13:29] Protagonist
It's weird, Kaikai-senpai doesn't
seem any different from usual.
[13:36] Professor Chuchuchuni
Musashisakai Kai!
SIGN Right
SIGN Left
[13:50] Shaolin Soccer
Guren Shoot!
[13:56] Butcho
That's a bit too much firepower.
[14:00] Protagonist
How?
[14:02] Protagonist
How can you all be so okay with this?
[14:04] Protagonist
This is wrong!
[14:06] Protagonist
It's not like we're in an anime!
[14:08] Ojojojo
"It's not like we're in an anime"?
[14:10] Butcho
This is great.
[14:12] Halp
Is there a problem?
[14:14] Halp
You've been talking crazy since yesterday.
[14:18] Professor Chuchuchuni
What has your soul been possessed by?
[14:21] Protagonist
Get a grip, I'm begging you.
[14:22] Protagonist
Anime is anime.
[14:24] Protagonist
It's not reality.
[14:25] Protagonist
You're the ones being crazy.
[14:28] Ojojojo
Are you rejecting anime?
[14:32] Ojojojo
What a terrifying child!
[14:35] Ojojojo
I thought you loved the
Anime Club more than anyone.
[14:39] Ojojojo
And yet...
[14:41] Protagonist
Wait a second.
[14:42] Ojojojo
What a terrifying child!
[14:44] Protagonist
Arisu-chan!
[14:45] Halp
Is it truly a love of anime if one
doesn't accept every aspect of anime?
[14:50] Ojojojo
I'm done with you.
[14:55] Ojojojo
I'm disappointed.
[14:58] Protagonist
Why?
[15:13] Protagonist
Why is it suddenly sunset?!
[15:23] (Flashback) Ojojojo
I'm done with you.
[15:29] (Flashback) Ojojojo
Are you rejecting anime?
SIGN Autumn Wars
SIGN Replica
[15:49] Protagonist
What?
[15:50] Protagonist
No.
[15:51] Protagonist
No.
[15:52] Protagonist
No!
[15:54] Breadrunner
Mii-chan, what's wrong?
[15:59] Protagonist
Am I weird?
[16:01] Protagonist
Am I not normal?
[16:03] Protagonist
Is there something wrong with me?
[16:08] Breadrunner
Mii-chan...
[16:09] Breadrunner
Of course there isn't.
[16:19] Breadrunner
Hang on just a little longer.
[16:22] Breadrunner
We're almost at the ending.
SIGN The Next Day
[16:46] Protagonist
Morning.
[16:47] Halp
Good morning.
[16:48] Protagonist
Morning.
[16:49] Fan Service Specialist
Morning.
[16:52] Protagonist
Weird, I feel like everyone's staring at me.
[16:57] Fan Service Specialist
What do you expect?
[17:00] Fan Service Specialist
I heard you said you hate anime.
[17:09] Protagonist
I never...
[17:12] Protagonist
said that!
[17:19] Ojojojo
Good day.
[17:40] Evil Normie
Morning.
[17:45] Protagonist
Aurora-senpai.
[17:48] Evil Normie
Could you please not call me by that name?
[17:53] Evil Normie
You're right that something's changed.
[17:56] Protagonist
Senpai...
[17:57] Evil Normie
I might not have noticed
if you hadn't mentioned it.
[18:02] Protagonist
Thank goodness.
[18:03] Protagonist
I thought I was the one going crazy.
[18:07] Evil Normie
There must be a cause.
[18:09] Protagonist
A cause?
[18:11] Evil Normie
A cause for all the impossible
things that are happening.
[18:15] Evil Normie
Can you think of anything?
[18:17] Protagonist
Impossible things?
[18:27] Protagonist
It's all your doing, isn't it?
[18:28] >3
Huh?
[18:29] Protagonist
I knew it was weird... A talking cat!
[18:33] >3
You're pointing that out now?
[18:37] Protagonist
When I first opened the door, there you were.
[18:41] >3
Indeed, thank you.
[18:43] Protagonist
And you told me not to open the door.
[18:45] Protagonist
Everything's gotten weirder and weirder
[18:47] Protagonist
since Nakano-senpai and the
others started talking to you.
[18:51] Protagonist
You must be the cause of all of this!
[18:55] Protagonist
Is that right?
[18:59] Evil Normie
Now, let's get to the bottom of everything.
[19:05] Protagonist
W-Wait!
[19:22] Protagonist
The door...
[19:30] A
And now it's my turn!
[19:32] A
Behold! Black Red Blue Yellow
Golden Dragon! Summon!
[19:43] Halp
Herpty herpty, derpty derpty,
herpty herpty, derpty derpty...
[19:46] Protagonist
Arisu-chan! Miko-chan!
[19:49] Halp
What?
[20:06] Protagonist
Even me?
[20:08] Protagonist
Anime?
[20:09] Evil Normie
The shackles have been broken.
[20:11] Protagonist
Senpai.
[20:13] Evil Normie
With the Observer absent,
order will be destroyed.
[20:18] Protagonist
What are you talking about?
[20:20] >3
Who are you?!
[20:22] >3
Are you from the other side?
[20:26] Evil Normie
That's right.
[20:27] Evil Normie
The anime side.
[20:29] Evil Normie
Just like you.
[20:31] Protagonist
Neko-senpai? An anime?
[20:33] >3
You're shocked at me?!
[20:36] Evil Normie
This world will soon be engulfed in anime.
[20:41] Protagonist
Engulfed?
[20:42] >3
Who do you work for?
[20:50] Evil Normie
He has come.
[21:05] Evil Normie
New World Big Bang!
[21:18] Protagonist
Guys...
[21:24] Evil Normie
This is reality.
[23:08] >3
Did we even talk anime today?
[23:12] >3
The title Anime-Gataris means
"Anime Talk," doesn't it?
[23:16] >3
Wait, let's check the opening again.
[23:21] Fan Service Specialist
Yuicching!
[23:23] >3
Yuicching...
[23:25] >3
Yuicching?!
[23:29] >3
What a terrifying girl.
[23:30] >3
What was once old is new again!
[23:33] >3
And next, here comes the title card.
[23:37] >3
"Anime-Non-Talk"?!
12 - Minoa, Katharsis
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(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:02] Pink
What's going on?!
[00:04] N
The year is 2016 AD.
[00:07] N
The world of slightly
clumsy, cheeky, tomboyish,
[00:11] N
panicky high school girl
Asagaya Minoa is in crisis.
[00:15] N
A true madame and anime
otaku, Kamiigusa Arisu.
[00:19] N
A studious glasses girl and
anime otaku, Kouenji Miko.
[00:22] N
Cosplayer and anime otaku, Aoyama Erika.
[00:26] N
Evil-eyed man with special abilities,
and anime otaku, Musashisakai Kai...
[00:29] N
Her comrades were all consumed by anime.
[00:34] N
Her bittersweet but burning relationship
[00:37] N
with cowardly traitor
Nakano Aurora is concluded.
[00:40] N
Aurora reveals many truths:
[00:44] N
That the anime world and real
world exist in parallel;
[00:48] N
that the anime club was the location
of Japan's first anime studio;
[00:53] N
and that Aurora himself was a
resident of the anime world.
[00:57] N
Minoa can be heard shouting far and wide.
[00:59] N
"Aurora-senpai!"
[01:02] Pink
Did that revelation ever happen?
[01:05] >3
Did they just kill me?!
[01:08] Oh; Laura
Would you please stop calling me Aurora?
[01:11] Pink
And what do you mean by
"cheeky, tomboyish, and panicky"?
[01:15] N
Minoa's protest against her character
profile was shot down without mercy.
[01:21] Pink
You're going to ignore me?
[01:23] N
This man with the anime
world beret is the man
[01:25] N
who attempted to claim this
program's setting as his own.
[01:28] N
But to do so, he would have
needed to be far more capable.
[01:34] N
As a result, he was rejected
by both anime and reality.
[01:38] N
His very existence was erased.
[01:41] >3
Death by narrator?
[01:42] Oh; Laura
No!
[01:44] Oh; Laura
What about our promise?
[01:48] Pink
What did you promise?
[01:51] Oh; Laura
My name...
[01:53] Oh; Laura
That he would change my name.
[01:55] Oh; Laura
Maybe he's already fulfilled his promise.
[01:59] Oh; Laura
That's it.
[02:00] Oh; Laura
That must be it.
[02:02] Oh; Laura
My name is...
[02:03] Pink
Aurora.
[02:04] Oh; Laura
Son of a bitch!
[02:08] Oh; Laura
Where's the beret?
[02:13] Pink
Neko-senpai, I still can't believe it.
[02:17] Pink
Isn't anime something that people make?
[02:20] Oh; Laura
That's where you're mistaken.
[02:22] Oh; Laura
You didn't create us.
[02:25] Oh; Laura
We've always existed.
[02:27] Oh; Laura
You only depicted us.
[02:31] Oh; Laura
I've watched it happen.
[02:33] Oh; Laura
Anime is created into this
world, and is spread.
[02:38] Oh; Laura
It took decades.
[02:43] Oh; Laura
You're becoming anime, too.
[02:47] Oh; Laura
But first...
[02:49] Oh; Laura
Do something about my damn name!
[02:52] Mikoly Kaikin
Aurora.
[02:54] Mikoly Kaikin
Aurora.
[02:54] Oh; Laura
Stop!
[02:57] Oh; Laura
Quit harmonizing my name!
[02:57] Oh; Laura
Aurora.
[03:20] Ojojojo
Minoa.
[03:23] Ojojojo
What's wrong? You're so out of it.
[03:26] Ojojojo
Have you watched yesterday's Mahojuku?
[03:30] Studious glasses girl
The art was amazing.
[03:33] Ojojojo
I wish I could have highlights like
hers in my eyes in my close-up shots.
[03:37] Studious glasses girl
I want them to do my hair gradients, too.
[03:41] Yuwitching
I totally agree.
[03:43] Yuwitching
That studio really brings out the actors.
[03:48] Ojojojo
Indeed.
[03:48] Pink
Thank goodness.
[03:49] Studious glasses girl
We still have time to make changes.
[03:50] Pink
It must have been a dream.
[03:51] Ojojojo
We do.
[03:52] Yuwitching
Totally.
[03:53] Purple
Hey!
[03:53] Studious glasses girl
I'll write the script from here.
[03:54] Purple
It's time to start class!
[03:55] Yuwitching
Nice!
[03:55] Purple
You there! Get back to your seats!
[03:56] Ojojojo
Is that how it is?
[03:56] Studious glasses girl
I'll make it even better.
[03:58] Yuwitching
Awesome!
[04:06] Pink
What?
[04:07] Pink
What was that?
[04:08] Purple
Are you serious?!
[04:11] Ojojojo
It looks like the robotics club
botched its new weapon again.
[04:15] Pink
Again?
[04:23] Ojojojo
What's the matter?
[04:31] Green
Minoacchi.
[04:32] Green
What's wrong with you?
[04:33] Green
You look like you've seen a ghost.
[04:35] Mikoly Kaikin
Have you acquired a new element?
[04:39] Minowatching
Arisu-chan, call Sebas-san, please.
[04:41] Ojojojo
Sebas?
[04:43] Ojojojo
Why?
[04:43] Minowatching
Just do it.
[04:50] Minowatching
It's a mask!
[04:52] Studious glasses girl
Half-assed.
[04:54] Seabass
Mon petit coeur.
[04:56] Minowatching
I wasn't dreaming.
[04:59] Green
I thought we had you.
[05:08] Ojojojo
Minoa, why do you run?
[05:10] Studious glasses girl
We used to be friends!
[05:12] Green
We have a club meeting at lunch, Minoacchi.
[05:22] Nonono
So, Dad, your recommendation for
the season is Yoyoyo Season 2?
[05:25] Minowatching
Onee-chan.
[05:26] Dadadad
Absolutely.
[05:27] Nonono
Your Reindeer in August is
my favorite returning series.
[05:32] Dadadad
That's not bad, either.
[05:33] Dadadad
I have high hopes for Papipupepopip, too.
[05:36] Nonono
It's extended.
[05:37] Dadadad
No way!
[05:38] Momomom
Hey, welcome home.
[05:40] Minowatching
Mom.
[05:41] Minowatching
I never knew Dad had the day off.
[05:43] Momomom
You come home early when you
don't have club work, huh?
[05:45] Nonono
Yeah, and we only had morning classes.
[05:48] Dadadad
I had stuff.
[05:49] Nonono
What's your favorite this season?
[05:51] Momomom
I can't wait for A Sister's All You Need.
[05:55] Momomom
Miyako-chan's absolutely adorable.
[05:57] Dadadad
I know, totally!
[05:59] Nonono
I've been interested in that one, too.
[06:00] Minowatching
I'm here, you know.
[06:12] Nonono
Mom, can my friends stay over
in the Japanese room upstairs?
[06:17] Momomom
Can't you use your own room?
[06:19] Nonono
I'm having three over.
[06:22] Dadadad
Don't break Dad's figures.
[06:26] A
Let it eat you.
SIGN Death by Narrator
[06:39] Mushroom
Let it eat you!
[06:45] Mushroom
Just let anime eat you.
[06:48] Mushroom
Like everyone else.
[06:50] Minowatching
Like everyone else?
[06:52] Minowatching
That's right. Nothing will change.
[06:55] Minowatching
The world won't disappear.
[06:56] Minowatching
I won't become a zombie.
[06:59] Mushroom Minoa
You'll stop being lonely.
[07:04] Minowatching
This is how it should be, right?
[07:09] Minowatching
Why do you look so sad?
[07:11] Ojojojo
Hurry up.
[07:13] Ojojojo
Become one with that girl.
[07:16] Mikoly Kaikin
The door to the new world is almost open.
[07:20] Studious glasses girl
Come to our side, Minoa.
[07:35] Mushroom Minoa
It was fun.
[07:37] Mushroom Minoa
I thought Arisu-chan and Miko-chan were
unapproachable, but I got to talk to them.
[07:42] Mushroom Minoa
About anime.
[07:45] Mushroom Minoa
We decided to make the anime club together,
[07:48] Mushroom Minoa
and we met Erika-senpai,
Kaikai-senpai and Aurora-senpai.
[07:53] Mushroom Minoa
We always had anime to talk about.
[07:56] Minowatching
I don't want everyone to leave me.
[07:59] Mushroom Minoa
So let's just become anime.
[08:10] Minowatching
No.
[08:20] Minowatching
Ow...
[08:23] Dadadad
Now you're getting it, Maya.
[08:25] Nonono
I know.
[08:27] Dadadad
Want to join the next event as a family?
[08:29] Nonono
No way.
[08:30] Dadadad
You're totally welcome to.
[08:31] Nonono
No thanks.
[08:34] Minowatching
What is this?!
[08:37] >3
Got some time, little kitten?
[08:39] Minowatching
Neko-senpai!
[08:41] >3
Mrowr.
[08:42] Minowatching
Meow.
[08:43] >3
Now, are you ready?
[08:45] >3
Let's run.
[08:46] Minowatching
Okay-nya!
[08:48] >3
You've rejected becoming an anime.
[08:51] >3
You're going to be rejected, now, too.
[08:52] Minowatching
Rejected?
[08:53] >3
You're not going to exist in this world.
[08:55] Minowatching
Is there no way to change
things back to normal?
[08:58] >3
We just need the beret.
[09:00] Minowatching
What's the deal with that beret?
[09:03] >3
It's the source of great power,
[09:05] >3
connecting the anime world to the real world.
[09:14] Oh; Laura
I found it!
[09:15] Oh; Laura
I found it!
[09:17] Oh; Laura
At last, I'm...
[09:19] >3
We just need to bring the beret from the
border between worlds back to the anime world.
[09:24] >3
At least, that's my guess.
[09:26] Minowatching
Border?
[09:27] >3
It's the door in the club room. What else?
[09:30] Minowatching
How did this happen in the first place?
[09:33] >3
Long story short...
SIGN Minoa's world
SIGN What's inside here?
[09:35] [SONG] Text
Desire to open the door
SIGN Border
SIGN Woo! High-school girl's voice! It's been a while!
SIGN Desire to get a look at the high-school girl
SIGN Coincidence!
SIGN Just a peek!! In retrospect, this was a big bang-level bad move.
SIGN Neko Excitement Gauge
SIGN Anime world
[09:36] >3 Thanks; studio
It's like this.
[09:36] Minowatching
So it's all your fault!
[09:40] Minowatching
I don't believe it.
[09:42] >3
You know, though, this all happened
[09:45] >3
because you let Aurora get in your head,
and you opened the door.
[09:49] Minowatching
Jeez!
[09:50] Minowatching
You're going to blame me?
[10:00] Minowatching
Something's coming.
[10:04] >3
The eyecatch...
[10:05] Minowatching
No!
SIGN Anime-Gataris
SIGN Minoa, Katharsis
[10:20] Minowatching
That was terrible.
[10:21] >3
I didn't expect the eyecatch.
[10:24] Minowatching
What is this?
[10:25] >3
The beret has begun purifying the world.
[10:27] >3
It's all becoming a blank slate.
[10:29] Minowatching
A blank slate?
[10:30] >3
It's going to be erased.
[10:32] Minowatching
This is bad!
[10:36] Minowatching
It's all too late.
[10:39] Minowatching
I had a fun life.
[10:42] >3
Wait, wait, wait!
[10:45] >3
Oy! Get a grip!
[10:46] >3
You're being consumed by a recap episode!
[10:52] >3
You're determined to take
back your world, aren't you?
[10:55] Minowatching
My world?
[10:58] >3
The world that's vanishing now has
in it your memories and your friends.
[11:03] Minowatching
I won't let them erase my world!
[11:11] >3
That's it!
[11:17] Minowatching
Your paw is so squishy.
[11:19] >3
It gets me any she-cat, every time.
[11:22] >3
Let's go.
[11:23] >3
Hurry!
[11:24] >3
It's catching up!
[11:29] Minowatching
What the heck?!
[11:31] >3
It's trying to remove impurities.
[11:33] Minowatching
Is there no one on my side?
[11:36] >3
Sure there are.
[11:42] Flying Animu
Minoa.
[11:44] Minowatching
You're from Ultra Katharsis Koritsi.
[11:46] Minowatching
No way!
[11:50] Minowatching
The robot's coming!
[11:53] >3
You have allies in the anime world.
[11:56] >3
All the anime you've cherished.
[12:06] Minowatching
It's so stiff.
[12:08] Minowatching
Go, damn it!
[12:16] Minowatching
It's the real thing!
[12:17] First-time VR experience
Shoot, I'm getting nervous.
[12:20] >3
I get the feeling, but pull the throttle.
[12:23] Minowatching
Right.
[12:25] Minowatching
Go!
[12:26] Minowatching
Go!
[12:29] Flying Animu
Hear my song!
[12:34] >3
Get them!
[12:36] Minowatching
Eternal Symphony!
[12:47] >3
Damn, that's as far as we go.
[12:49] Minowatching
I'm going to ram through.
[12:54] Minowatching
My drill pierces the heavens!
[12:58] Minowatching
Go!
[13:06] Minowatching
Katharsis!
[13:09] Minowatching
We did it!
[13:14] Minowatching
Where am I?
[13:18] Minowatching
What's going on?
[13:19] Minowatching
Isn't this the climax?
[13:21] >3
We went against this world.
[13:24] >3
We've been erased.
[13:25] Minowatching
No...
[13:26] Oh; Laura
Mikene-chan!
[13:28] Minowatching
Aurora-senpai?
[13:31] Oh; Laura
Mikene-chan!
[13:34] Oh; Laura
Mikene-chan!
[13:35] Minowatching
Mikene-chan, he's calling you.
[13:38] Oh; Laura
You're Mikene-chan.
[13:40] Minowatching
I'm Minoa.
SIGN Main characters
SIGN "You're sorely mistaken if you think twin tails are all tsundere!"
SIGN Kandaiji Saaya Twin tail blonde princess-type. Secretly an anime otaku, but it's totally obvious. Takes the story in an unimaginable direction.
SIGN Character Moe
SIGN "I watch lots of anime. I recently watched Ghli!"
SIGN Yotsugi Mikene First-year high school student. Has an anime otaku sister, but is herself an anime newbie
SIGN Protagonist
SIGN "This world in which I exist is not the true world."
SIGN Azusawa Najimi A seemingly bland girl who actually has huge boobs. Loves alternate world light novels. Shuts herself inside her own world with her obscure knowledge.
SIGN Light Novel Type
SIGN This is bad,
SIGN we're back to the planning phase.
SIGN That's a terrible name, even in planning!
[13:48] Oh; Laura**
Nothing changes, even when I wear this.
[13:52] >3
We can't make use of that.
[13:55] Oh; Laura
Wear it for me, Mikene-chan!
[13:57] Minowatching
It's Minoa.
[14:01] Oh; Laura
With this hat, one can do anything.
[14:03] Oh; Laura
It's a symbol of absolute status and power.
[14:07] Minowatching
No.
[14:08] Minowatching
The person who wore this
never thought such a thing.
[14:12] Minowatching
This hat is a symbol of dreams,
aspirations, and passion.
[14:15] Minowatching
It's the bridge between our
world and the anime world.
[14:19] Oh; Laura
All right.
[14:19] Oh; Laura
So first, do something about my name!
[14:22] >3
This kid totally doesn't get it.
[14:25] Minowatching
Open the way to the border.
[14:41] Minowatching
Guys...
[14:42] Ojojojo
Come over here.
[14:44] Minowatching
We're all going to vanish
if we don't do something.
[14:46] Studious glasses girl with secretly huge breasts
Anime won't disappear.
[14:49] Studious glasses girl with secretly huge breasts
You're just being stubborn, Minoa.
[14:51] Mikoly Kaikin
Join our family so that
we may live on together.
[14:54] Ojojojo
Don't oppose anime.
[15:00] Mikoly Kaikin
I love anime.
[15:03] Mikoly Kaikin
I absolutely love it now.
[15:04] Mikoly Kaikin
I could see all kinds of things
by talking about anime with you.
[15:09] Mikoly Kaikin
And it made us friends.
[15:12] Mikoly Kaikin
Arisu-chan, you invited me to the anime club.
[15:15] Mikoly Kaikin
You opened the door to anime for me.
[15:18] Mikoly Kaikin
That's where it all began.
[15:20] Mikoly Kaikin
Miko-chan, you never gave up, no matter
how many times the scenario got scrapped.
[15:24] Mikoly Kaikin
You showed me the passion and
perseverance it takes to make anime.
[15:28] Mikoly Kaikin
Erika-senpai, you taught me how fun
and amazing Akihabara and events are.
[15:32] Mikoly Kaikin
You taught me to truly enjoy anime.
[15:36] Mikoly Kaikin
Kaikai-senpai, you saved the anime club
[15:39] Mikoly Kaikin
from its first crisis with
your powerful speech.
[15:42] Mikoly Kaikin
It's Kai.
[15:43] Minowatching
I love anime.
[15:46] Minowatching
Anime brought me together with you.
[15:50] Minowatching
I love it.
[15:52] Minowatching
But in this anime, my favorite
people are disappearing.
[15:57] Minowatching
I hate this piece of shit anime!
[16:00] Ojojojo
Mi...no...a...
[16:06] Minowatching
Wait!
[16:12] Minowatching
Arisu...
[16:14] Your Name
It's over.
[16:16] Your Name
My name...
[16:18] Minowatching
Aurora-senpai!
[16:20] Your Name
Don't call me that!
[16:22] Minowatching
You helped me a lot.
[16:26] Minowatching
You always kept me from giving up.
[16:30] Minowatching
I admire you, Aurora-senpai.
[16:35] Minowatching
I won't give up.
[16:49] Minowatching
No...
[16:51] Minowatching
It's over?
[17:01] Minowatching
Arisu-chan.
[17:03] Ojojojo
Get a grip.
[17:08] Minowatching
Guys... Why?
[17:11] Ojojojo
There's still a lot of anime
we need to talk about.
[17:15] Minowatching
Arisu...
[17:17] Ojojojo
We haven't finished talking.
[17:19] Cosplayer
Especially after your passionate speech.
[17:21] Mikoly Kaikin
I wouldn't mind appreciating you.
[17:24] Studious glasses girl with secretly huge breasts
We all appreciate you.
[17:25] Ojojojo
Let's talk.
[17:27] Ojojojo
A lot, lot, lot more.
[17:32] Minowatching
But we have to take this beret
to the other side of the door.
[17:36] Minowatching
How do we do that?
[17:48] Minowatching
You're kidding me!
[17:50] Minowatching
RoboArisu?!
[17:53] Mikoly Kaikin
It's answered my summoning and
came from distant dimensions.
[17:57] Ojojojo
The art's still shoddy.
[17:59] Ojojojo
This is an exciting twist, don't you think?
[18:01] Minowatching
Here we go, guys.
[18:04] Yendam
Alpha!
[18:06] Yendam
Alpha!
[18:06] Yendam
Alpha!
[18:07] Yendam
Alpha!
[18:12] Yendam
Not enough money.
[18:15] Ojojojo
Oh, dear.
[18:17] Minowatching
Arisu-chan!
[18:18] Minowatching
Don't try to solve everything with money.
[18:21] Ojojojo
What else do we solve it with?
[18:24] Minowatching
With our...
[18:26] Minowatching
passion!
[18:31] Minowatching
The rocket punch is the highlight of anime!
[18:46] >3
The border's opened!
[18:51] Minowatching
Neko-senpai.
[18:53] >3
I'm sick of chasing this damn hat!
[18:57] Minowatching
Aurora-senpai.
[18:59] Oh; Laura
I want to change that name.
[19:02] Oh; Laura
But you said you admire me, Minoa-chan.
[19:07] Oh; Laura
I don't want to become shit anime, either.
[19:10] >3
We're taking this situation to
our side along with this beret.
[19:16] Minowatching
But then...
[19:19] Minowatching
Senpai!
[19:21] >3
Later, Asagaya Minoa.
[19:23] >3
Let's meet someday
under happier circumstances.
[19:26] Ojojojo
Aurora-senpai!
[19:28] Cosplayer
Auroracchi!
[19:29] Mikoly Kaikin
Aurora!
[19:32] Oh; Laura
I told you, I don't like that name.
[19:35] Oh; Laura
Oh, shit! My name!
[19:36] Oh; Laura
Change my name!
[19:38] Minowatching
What?
[19:39] Minowatching
Err...
[19:42] Minowatching
G-G-G-Grovelboy!
[19:43] Oh; Laura
Grovel?!
[19:48] Minowatching
Senpai!
[20:03] Where's my glasses
Have you still not chosen a club, Mii-chan?
[20:06] ---
Mm... not yet.
[20:09] Pink
I personally like Hero School
and Ru:ZERO this season.
[20:12] Pink
I have big hopes for Shikabari,
the original anime, too.
[20:15] Pink
The Time Travel Shounen OP is legit, too.
[20:18] Pink
Jun-nii's stylish fence jump!
[20:20] Yuwitching
You sure do like anime, Minoa.
[20:22] Yuwitching
This season's kind of lopsided, too, honestly.
[20:28] Ojojojo
You like anime?
[20:32] Minowatching
Yeah.
[20:33] Minowatching
Actually, I love it.
[20:35] Ojojojo
I do, too.
[20:37] Minowatching
Really?
[20:38] Ojojojo
I absolutely love Director Ogikubo.
[20:41] Minowatching
You totally get it, Arisu-chan.
[20:43] Anti-purple
What's all this fuss about?
[20:45] Minowatching
Sorry, we got carried away.
[20:47] Anti-purple
If you want to talk about anime so much,
why don't you join the Anime Club?
[20:52] Ojojojo
Anime Club?
[20:54] Anti-purple
The president's a bit weird, though.
[20:58] Anti-purple
Our Anime Club is good.
[21:01] Anti-green
Wait, President!
[21:02] Anti-brown
Pardon us.
[21:06] Ojojojo
Here we are.
[21:07] Ojojojo
Pardon me.
[21:11] Minowatching
Miko-chan.
[21:12] Studious glasses girl with secretly huge breasts
I knew you'd come.
[21:14] Ojojojo
So you did like anime.
[21:16] Cosplayer
Are you looking to join?
[21:18] Cosplayer
Welcome to the Anime Club.
[21:20] Cosplayer
Mikocchi, can you redo this script? Thanks.
[21:24] Studious glasses girl with secretly huge breasts
More changes?
[21:26] Cosplayer
I'm looking forward to it, Chan-miko.
[21:29] Cosplayer
Is that a character for
the school festival anime?
[21:31] Mikoly Kaikin
Something like that.
[21:32] Mikoly Kaikin
He's a singing, dancing, idol-lover
with special abilities.
[21:40] Minowatching
What's over there?
[21:42] Cosplayer
Why don't you open it?
[21:50] Ojojojo
Look!
[21:51] Ojojojo
It's a mountain of treasures!
SIGN Aurora (Kouki)
SIGN The End
[23:33] >3
What?
[23:34] >3
Are we seriously doing this?
[23:36] >3
Who does this after the heartwarming finale?!
[23:38] >3
After that ending?!
[23:40] >3
Oh, whatever.
[23:42] >3
Merry Christmas, everyone!
[23:44] >3
And next week, happy New Year.
SIGN Thanks for watching
[23:47] Shhh don't tell the sub
Meow.