8 - Massage Relax! Let's XX Together

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[00:00] Purple
    Yumeluar,
[00:02] Purple
    it appears you are making an effort
    to scout this world of light
[00:04] Purple
    and bring with you the devious ones.
SIGN    Massage Relax! 
    Let's XX Together
[00:08] Beige
    Are you talking about jogging?
[00:12] Beige
    Yes, I'm learning from
    Asami-senpai and Eri-chan.
[00:17] Beige
    Um, this is a massage, right?
[00:20] Purple
    It's a secret art to rid your body of evil.
[00:25] Purple
    I commend your brave fight,
    and will employ the art for you myself.
[00:29] Beige
    Thank you.
[00:32] Purple
    You must cease speaking in that manner.
SIGN    Desu
[00:35] Purple
    "Desu" brings death.
[00:38] Purple
    It is the same as the incantation that
    may well bring forth the unspeakable beast.
[00:43] Beige
    I-I never knew.
[00:46] Purple
    Have faith in the dark power within you.
[00:49] Beige
    O-Okay.
[00:50] Beige
    Got it.
[00:52] Blue
    Yu is my subject.
[00:54] Beige
    Sakura-chan.
[00:55] Purple
    That is unacceptable.
[00:57] Purple
    Yumeluar is your subject, you say?
[01:00] Blue
    Correct.
[01:01] Blue
    When she said...
[01:02] (Flashback) Beige
    Aww, this plushie's so cute.
[01:05] (Flashback) Blue
    You understand its value? Impressive.
[01:08] (Flashback) Blue
    I shall make you my subject.
[01:10] Blue
    She never refused.
[01:12] Purple
    No, Yumeluar is one of mine.
[01:16] Blue
    Shush, shush!
[01:17] Blue
    I know you're really Akiko!
[01:19] Purple
    M-My name is Shion!
[01:22] Beige
    Umm...
[01:23] Purple
    Let's just massage it out.
[01:27] Purple
    First, I shall banish the beasts
    within you back into the void.
[01:33] Mini
    She means, "Massage gently and carefully."
SIGN    Lymph
    
    Blood flow
[01:39] Mini
    Try to improve blood and lymphatic flow.
[01:44] Beige
    This feels good.
[01:46] Blue
    All right, I shall make you feel even better.
[01:51] Blue
    How's that?
[01:52] Blue
    This is better.
[01:54] Mini
    Try to get the lymph flowing from
    the elbow to the shoulder and chest.
[01:58] Mini
    That'll help with your fatigue and swelling.
[02:00] Beige
    I'm starting to feel warm.
[02:03] Blue
    Right, I shall do you, too.
[02:07] Blue
    Y-You do not need to thank me.
[02:10] Blue
    This is in return for the drink from before.
[02:10] Purple
    I shall bring you to the highest peaks.
[02:12] Purple
    We are still family. Understood?
[02:15] Blue
    No stealing!
[02:18] Blue
    Take this!
[02:21] Blue
    Take this.
[02:22] Purple
    All right, then.
[02:27] Beige
    Calm down, please!
[02:30] Purple
    You're not much of anything.
[02:32] Blue
    This doesn't hurt one bit.
[02:35] Blue
    Yu is my first friend here.
[02:39] Blue
    You cannot have her.
[02:40] Purple
    No, Yumeluar is a fellow sympathizer
    and member of the family.
[02:45] Purple
    I shall see to it that she succeeds.
[02:48] Beige
    Shion-senpai, Sakura-chan...
[02:51] Brown
    Hey, what's going on?
[02:57] Beige
    Let's stop fighting and get along.
[02:59] Beige
    I love you both, Shion-senpai, Sakura-chan.
[03:02] Beige
    So please, please...
[03:07] Beige
    I am Empress Yumeluar II the Wise,
[03:10] Beige
    miracle descended upon the Sakura Empire
[03:13] Beige
    from the dark world of Denebrai.
[03:16] Black
    Yu-san.
[03:17] Brown
    Hey, hey, this sounds fun.
[03:19] Brown
    I am not worthy, Empress Yumelu-whatever.
[03:22] Purple
    You're not supposed to play along!
[03:23] Purple
    Yu-chan, I mean...
[03:25] Purple
    Yumeluar!
[03:26] Beige
    This is getting fun.
[03:26] Blue
    You've done enough!