# 8 - Massage Relax! Let's XX Together
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRE5KZQN6/anime-de-training-ex)
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**[00:00] Purple**
Yumeluar,
**[00:02] Purple**
it appears you are making an effort
to scout this world of light
**[00:04] Purple**
and bring with you the devious ones.
***SIGN*** Massage Relax!
Let's XX Together
**[00:08] Beige**
Are you talking about jogging?
**[00:12] Beige**
Yes, I'm learning from
Asami-senpai and Eri-chan.
**[00:17] Beige**
Um, this is a massage, right?
**[00:20] Purple**
It's a secret art to rid your body of evil.
**[00:25] Purple**
I commend your brave fight,
and will employ the art for you myself.
**[00:29] Beige**
Thank you.
**[00:32] Purple**
You must cease speaking in that manner.
***SIGN*** Desu
**[00:35] Purple**
"Desu" brings death.
**[00:38] Purple**
It is the same as the incantation that
may well bring forth the unspeakable beast.
**[00:43] Beige**
I-I never knew.
**[00:46] Purple**
Have faith in the dark power within you.
**[00:49] Beige**
O-Okay.
**[00:50] Beige**
Got it.
**[00:52] Blue**
Yu is *my* subject.
**[00:54] Beige**
Sakura-chan.
**[00:55] Purple**
That is unacceptable.
**[00:57] Purple**
Yumeluar is your subject, you say?
**[01:00] Blue**
Correct.
**[01:01] Blue**
When she said...
**[01:02] (Flashback) Beige**
Aww, this plushie's so cute.
**[01:05] (Flashback) Blue**
You understand its value? Impressive.
**[01:08] (Flashback) Blue**
I shall make you my subject.
**[01:10] Blue**
She never refused.
**[01:12] Purple**
No, Yumeluar is one of mine.
**[01:16] Blue**
Shush, shush!
**[01:17] Blue**
I know you're really Akiko!
**[01:19] Purple**
M-My name is Shion!
**[01:22] Beige**
Umm...
**[01:23] Purple**
Let's just massage it out.
**[01:27] Purple**
First, I shall banish the beasts
within you back into the void.
**[01:33] Mini**
She means, "Massage gently and carefully."
***SIGN*** Lymph
Blood flow
**[01:39] Mini**
Try to improve blood and lymphatic flow.
**[01:44] Beige**
This feels good.
**[01:46] Blue**
All right, I shall make you feel even better.
**[01:51] Blue**
How's that?
**[01:52] Blue**
This is better.
**[01:54] Mini**
Try to get the lymph flowing from
the elbow to the shoulder and chest.
**[01:58] Mini**
That'll help with your fatigue and swelling.
**[02:00] Beige**
I'm starting to feel warm.
**[02:03] Blue**
Right, I shall do you, too.
**[02:07] Blue**
Y-You do not need to thank me.
**[02:10] Blue**
This is in return for the drink from before.
**[02:10] Purple**
I shall bring you to the highest peaks.
**[02:12] Purple**
We are still family. Understood?
**[02:15] Blue**
No stealing!
**[02:18] Blue**
Take this!
**[02:21] Blue**
Take this.
**[02:22] Purple**
All right, then.
**[02:27] Beige**
Calm down, please!
**[02:30] Purple**
You're not much of anything.
**[02:32] Blue**
This doesn't hurt one bit.
**[02:35] Blue**
Yu is my first friend here.
**[02:39] Blue**
You cannot have her.
**[02:40] Purple**
No, Yumeluar is a fellow sympathizer
and member of the family.
**[02:45] Purple**
I shall see to it that she succeeds.
**[02:48] Beige**
Shion-senpai, Sakura-chan...
**[02:51] Brown**
Hey, what's going on?
**[02:57] Beige**
Let's stop fighting and get along.
**[02:59] Beige**
I love you both, Shion-senpai, Sakura-chan.
**[03:02] Beige**
So please, please...
**[03:07] Beige**
I am Empress Yumeluar II the Wise,
**[03:10] Beige**
miracle descended upon the Sakura Empire
**[03:13] Beige**
from the dark world of Denebrai.
**[03:16] Black**
Yu-san.
**[03:17] Brown**
Hey, hey, this sounds fun.
**[03:19] Brown**
I am not worthy, Empress Yumelu-whatever.
**[03:22] Purple**
You're not supposed to play along!
**[03:23] Purple**
Yu-chan, I mean...
**[03:25] Purple**
Yumeluar!
**[03:26] Beige**
This is getting fun.
**[03:26] Blue**
You've done enough!