4 - Pleasurable XX of the Void! The Beginning of the End Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Purple     Guided by the stars, you have come. SIGN    Pleasurable XX of the Void!     The Beginning of the End [00:04] Purple     We meet again. [00:07] Purple     We shall hereby [00:08] Purple     bring further darkness to this     world of light through... [00:12] Purple     What? Why am I working     at the station, you ask? [00:16] Purple     I told you, you were just seeing things. [00:19] Purple     I mean... [00:20] Purple     I shall have to purge you     of your false memory. [00:24] Purple     Join me, and give your     back to the dark altar. [00:29] Purple     Let your body tremble with     the powers of the wicked, [00:32] Purple     awakening the avatar of evil     sleeping deep beneath the earth. [00:35] Mini     It's what you call a supine     hip lift in this world. SIGN    Gluteus Maximus [00:38] Mini     It'll train your gluteus maximus, your     erector spinae, and your hamstrings. SIGN    Erector Spinae SIGN    hamstrings [00:43] Purple     Step firmly onto the soil of despair and [00:45] Purple     hear the abominable voices     through your mortal arms. [00:48] Mini     Keep your knees bent and have the bottom     of your feet firmly on the ground. [00:52] Mini     Leave your hands next to your body. [00:53] Purple     Let us begin. [00:56] Purple     One... [00:59] Purple     Two... [01:04] Purple     Do not waver. [01:05] Purple     You'll be sucked into the     unknowable blackness. [01:10] Mini     Pay attention to your back and butt muscles. [01:10] ---     Five... [01:14] ---     Six... [01:14] Mini     The trick is to tighten your shoulder     blades when you raise your hip. [01:17] Purple     Seven... [01:20] Purple     This is pretty hard. [01:21] Purple     No, you heard nothing. [01:24] Purple     Eight... [01:26] Purple     I feel it. [01:28] Purple     The breaths of the void. [01:29] Mini     Almost. Hang in there! [01:32] Purple     The dark gods [01:35] Purple     descend upon us! [01:43] Purple     I heard their voices. [01:45] Purple     The joyous howls of the avatars of the void, [01:48] Purple     feasting on your head. [01:51] Purple     Got it? [01:52] Purple     That ought to teach you     not to speak nonsense. SIGN    Abdominal Rectus Muscle [01:56] Purple     We shall now begin the banquet     of pleasure to give praise [02:00] Purple     to the grim Black Dragon [02:02] Mini     Also known as sit-ups in this world. [02:05] Mini     It'll train your rectus muscles well. [02:07] Purple     Channel your mind's energies     with a dark cross. [02:10] Mini     Keep your hands here. [02:12] Mini     You can also have them behind your head. [02:14] Mini     The point is to make sure you don't use     them to swing yourself up with your hands. [02:18] Purple     Embrace the Black Dragon     as it descends upon you. [02:21] Mini     Raise your upper body as you exhale, [02:24] Mini     like you're trying to peek at your belly. [02:27] Purple     By offering your whole body,     you shall bring about even greater joy. [02:32] Mini     Focus on your stomach muscles [02:33] Mini     and curl your spine as much as you can. [02:37] Purple     I hear the laughter of     the wicked Black Dragon. [02:43] Purple     Eight... [02:46] Purple     Nine... [02:48] Purple     The wicked gods descend upon us! [02:58] Purple     You did well. [03:00] Purple     I accept you as a member     of the family of darkness. [03:05] Purple     Thank— SIGN    Mom [03:07] Purple     This is... [03:09] Purple     Yes, it's the Queen of Denebrae. [03:14] Purple     She waits eagerly for me to guide this [03:17] Purple     world of light into the void. SIGN    Bonheur Chateau [03:22] Mom     Thank you for being so good to Akiko. [03:27] Purple     It's the beginning of the end.