4 - Pleasurable XX of the Void! The Beginning of the End

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[00:01] Purple
    Guided by the stars, you have come.
SIGN    Pleasurable XX of the Void!
    The Beginning of the End
[00:04] Purple
    We meet again.
[00:07] Purple
    We shall hereby
[00:08] Purple
    bring further darkness to this
    world of light through...
[00:12] Purple
    What? Why am I working
    at the station, you ask?
[00:16] Purple
    I told you, you were just seeing things.
[00:19] Purple
    I mean...
[00:20] Purple
    I shall have to purge you
    of your false memory.
[00:24] Purple
    Join me, and give your
    back to the dark altar.
[00:29] Purple
    Let your body tremble with
    the powers of the wicked,
[00:32] Purple
    awakening the avatar of evil
    sleeping deep beneath the earth.
[00:35] Mini
    It's what you call a supine
    hip lift in this world.
SIGN    Gluteus Maximus
[00:38] Mini
    It'll train your gluteus maximus, your
    erector spinae, and your hamstrings.
SIGN    Erector Spinae
SIGN    hamstrings
[00:43] Purple
    Step firmly onto the soil of despair and
[00:45] Purple
    hear the abominable voices
    through your mortal arms.
[00:48] Mini
    Keep your knees bent and have the bottom
    of your feet firmly on the ground.
[00:52] Mini
    Leave your hands next to your body.
[00:53] Purple
    Let us begin.
[00:56] Purple
    One...
[00:59] Purple
    Two...
[01:04] Purple
    Do not waver.
[01:05] Purple
    You'll be sucked into the
    unknowable blackness.
[01:10] Mini
    Pay attention to your back and butt muscles.
[01:10] ---
    Five...
[01:14] ---
    Six...
[01:14] Mini
    The trick is to tighten your shoulder
    blades when you raise your hip.
[01:17] Purple
    Seven...
[01:20] Purple
    This is pretty hard.
[01:21] Purple
    No, you heard nothing.
[01:24] Purple
    Eight...
[01:26] Purple
    I feel it.
[01:28] Purple
    The breaths of the void.
[01:29] Mini
    Almost. Hang in there!
[01:32] Purple
    The dark gods
[01:35] Purple
    descend upon us!
[01:43] Purple
    I heard their voices.
[01:45] Purple
    The joyous howls of the avatars of the void,
[01:48] Purple
    feasting on your head.
[01:51] Purple
    Got it?
[01:52] Purple
    That ought to teach you
    not to speak nonsense.
SIGN    Abdominal Rectus Muscle
[01:56] Purple
    We shall now begin the banquet
    of pleasure to give praise
[02:00] Purple
    to the grim Black Dragon
[02:02] Mini
    Also known as sit-ups in this world.
[02:05] Mini
    It'll train your rectus muscles well.
[02:07] Purple
    Channel your mind's energies
    with a dark cross.
[02:10] Mini
    Keep your hands here.
[02:12] Mini
    You can also have them behind your head.
[02:14] Mini
    The point is to make sure you don't use
    them to swing yourself up with your hands.
[02:18] Purple
    Embrace the Black Dragon
    as it descends upon you.
[02:21] Mini
    Raise your upper body as you exhale,
[02:24] Mini
    like you're trying to peek at your belly.
[02:27] Purple
    By offering your whole body,
    you shall bring about even greater joy.
[02:32] Mini
    Focus on your stomach muscles
[02:33] Mini
    and curl your spine as much as you can.
[02:37] Purple
    I hear the laughter of
    the wicked Black Dragon.
[02:43] Purple
    Eight...
[02:46] Purple
    Nine...
[02:48] Purple
    The wicked gods descend upon us!
[02:58] Purple
    You did well.
[03:00] Purple
    I accept you as a member
    of the family of darkness.
[03:05] Purple
    Thank—
SIGN    Mom
[03:07] Purple
    This is...
[03:09] Purple
    Yes, it's the Queen of Denebrae.
[03:14] Purple
    She waits eagerly for me to guide this
[03:17] Purple
    world of light into the void.
SIGN    Bonheur Chateau
[03:22] Mom
    Thank you for being so good to Akiko.
[03:27] Purple
    It's the beginning of the end.