Season 2
- 1 - Go for It XX! Let's Clean & Side Bench
- 2 - Running XX Train!? Training Anytime, Anywhere
- 3 - Spin, Spin, Mat Exercises! XX All the way
- 4 - Pleasurable XX of the Void! The Beginning of the End
- 5 - Let's Exercise XX Stretch Out and Aim for Top Swimmer
- 6 - Shape Up on the Balance Ball. I Dub Thee My XX
- 7 - Jogging for Breezy Aerobics! XX Feels Great
- 8 - Massage Relax! Let's XX Together
- 9 - Skip Rope Warm Up! Not just your body, but XX...
- 10 - Fix Your Worries with Push-ups and Back Muscle Exercises! Give it your XX
- 11 - Tighten Up Your Upper Armswith Dumbbells! XX is waiting for you
- 12 - Living Together! XX Is About to Begin
1 - Go for It XX! Let's Clean & Side Bench
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[00:00] Brown
Come on.
[00:02] Brown
Wake up, already.
[00:04] Brown
What are you grinning about?
[00:07] Brown
I bet you were having a pervy dream again.
[00:09] Brown
Jeez, dozing off like that.
[00:12] Brown
We promised to work hard together, remember?
[00:14] ---
What do you mean, "What"?
[00:16] Brown
Come on, we gotta clean up!
SIGN Go for It XX!
Let's Clean & Side Bench
SIGN Wake up, already.
SIGN Look at my wear.
SIGN Isn't it nice?
SIGN I spent some money on it to celebrate our new life.
SIGN What?
SIGN It's cute? Really?
SIGN You're embarrassing me.
[00:34] Blonde
Hey, why are you always with Asami-cchi?
[00:37] Blonde
Hurry up and help already.
[00:41] Blonde
I guess I'll have to help you out.
[00:43] Blonde
You better thank me.
[00:45] Blonde
This is how our legend begins.
[00:48] Blonde
I'm pretty pumped.
[00:50] Blonde
You better support me, too.
[00:53] Blonde
Hey, what do you think you're looking at?
[00:55] Blonde
Jeez, you're so insensitive.
[00:57] Glasses
Somebody!
[00:59] Glasses
H-Help me!
[01:04] Glasses
Thank you.
[01:06] Glasses
Um, I'm sorry I'm always so clumsy.
[01:12] Glasses
Y-Yes, I'll do my best.
[01:15] Ponytail
Is it too crowded, you ask?
[01:17] Ponytail
Not at all.
[01:19] Ponytail
We all get to live together now.
[01:22] Ponytail
I'm so excited, I just can't wait.
[01:29] Ponytail
Jeez, Andalucia.
[01:37] Purple
Well met, man guided by the stars.
[01:41] Purple
We must, now more than ever,
[01:44] ---
dance the forbidden dance for the dark gods.
[01:46] Purple
It is all in preparation for the
[01:49] ---
darkness' onslaught against
the light of this world.
[01:51] Brown
There you are.
[01:52] Brown
Hey, come help over here, now.
[01:59] Brown
There's a lesson room here, too, huh?
[02:02] Brown
Hey, let's do some training.
[02:05] Brown
For a change of pace.
[02:06] Brown
What do you say?
[02:08] Brown
Today's exercise is the lateral side bend.
SIGN Abdominal oblique muscle
[02:11] Brown
It's great for your abdominal oblique muscle.
SIGN *Remember to exercise in moderation and have fun!
[02:14] Brown
Let's start with five to the left.
[02:17] Brown
One...
[02:20] Minibrown
Exhale as you raise your leg.
[02:20] ---
Two...
[02:23] ---
Three...
[02:25] Minibrown
The trick is to pay attention to your abs.
[02:26] ---
Four...
[02:30] ---
Five...
[02:32] Brown
Next, the other side.
[02:34] Brown
One...
[02:38] Brown
Two...
[02:40] Minibrown
It'll really tuck your tummy in.
[02:40] Brown
Three...
[02:43] Brown
Four...
[02:47] Brown
Almost there!
[02:48] Minibrown
Don't give up!
[02:51] ---
Five...
[02:54] Brown
Finished!
[03:00] Brown
That's it for cleaning.
[03:02] Ponytail
It's really starting.
[03:04] Brown
Yup.
[03:05] Brown
Here we go with our new life.
[03:07] Blonde
You better keep up with me.
[03:09] Purple
Let us cover this world in shadow together.
[03:11] Glasses
I'm going to do my best, too.
[03:13] Brown
Let's be good to each other going forward.
[03:15] Brown
Let's work hard!
[03:17] A
Okay.
[03:18] Brown
All right, let's do this!
[03:20] Brown
Hip, hip, hooray!
[03:27] Segway
It seems quite fun.
2 - Running XX Train!? Training Anytime, Anywhere
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[00:01] Blonde
I never thought I'd be taking
the same train as you.
[00:04] Blonde
Well, since you're headed the same direction
as my school, I guess you can't help it.
[00:08] Blonde
Let's start, then.
[00:10] Blonde
Start what?
[00:12] Blonde
Training, of course.
[00:14] Blonde
Gotta make the most of your time.
[00:16] Blonde
I'm going to be really busy going forward.
SIGN Running XX Train!?
Training Anytime, Anywhere
[00:20] Blonde
Training you can do on a train,
number one: the invisible chair.
SIGN Erector Spinae
[00:24] Blonde
We're going to train the stability
muscles we use to keep our posture.
SIGN Gluteus Maximus
SIGN Quadriceps
SIGN Hamstrings
[00:28] Blonde
Put your feet a little more
than shoulder width apart.
[00:31] Blonde
Your toes go out a little, obviously.
[00:34] Blonde
Keep your back as straight as you can.
[00:36] Blonde
Cross your arms in front of your chest.
[00:38] Blonde
Let's give ourselves until we
arrive at the next station.
[00:41] Blonde
Can you do it?
[00:43] A
The next station is Saginomiya.
[00:46] A
The left doors will open.
[00:52] Blonde
Do you feel it?
[00:53] Blonde
It hurts?
[00:55] Blonde
Quit being such a wimp.
[00:57] Blonde
Pay attention to your underthigh muscles.
[01:01] Blonde
You're hanging in there.
[01:04] Blonde
You're not beating me, though.
[01:08] Blonde
Almost...
[01:13] Blonde
Finished!
[01:21] Blonde
You gave it a good shot, too.
[01:23] Blonde
Not bad for your first try, I guess.
[01:26] Blonde
Wait, why am I complimenting you?
[01:29] Blonde
Hi, you can sit here if you'd like.
[01:32] A
Thank you.
[01:33] Blonde
Come on, get up.
[01:39] Blonde
I-I'm not thankful for you or anything.
[01:42] Blonde
Training you can do on a train,
number two: calf raises.
SIGN Soleus Muscles
SIGN Gastrocnemius Muscles
[01:46] Blonde
We're going to build our calves.
[01:48] Blonde
Feet shoulder-width apart.
[01:50] Blonde
Face your toes straight ahead.
SIGN Straight
[01:52] Blonde
Let's start with ten.
[01:53] Blonde
Here we go.
[01:55] Blonde
One...
[01:57] Blonde
Two...
[02:00] Blonde
Three...
[02:02] Blonde
Don't let your heels touch the ground.
SIGN Your calves are your second heart
[02:06] Blonde
Not bad.
[02:07] Blonde
Five...
[02:10] Blonde
Six...
[02:12] Blonde
Seven...
[02:14] Blonde
Eight...
[02:16] Blonde
Almost!
SIGN 100 yen
[02:18] Blonde
Nine...
[02:20] Blonde
One more! Don't you give up!
[02:22] Blonde
Ten!
[02:25] Blonde
Finished!
[02:29] Blonde
See?
[02:31] Blonde
This way, you can make good use
of your precious morning time.
[02:34] Blonde
All thanks to this training train.
[02:37] Blonde
You don't get to tell me
about my taste in naming!
[02:42] Brown
Morning, Eri-chan.
[02:44] Blonde
Morning.
[02:45] Blonde
You're taking this train, too, huh?
[02:47] Blonde
She's my friend from school.
[02:49] Blonde
I'm really popular with
the girls at school, too.
[02:52] Brown
Hey, is he your...
[02:55] Blonde
What are you talking about? Of course not!
[02:58] Blonde
Say something!
[03:00] Blonde
Jeez!
[03:01] A
The newspapers come to 130 yen.
[03:05] A
Thank you very much.
[03:07] A
Next customer, please.
[03:10] Blonde
Akiko-cha—I mean, Shiorin.
[03:11] Goth
Hey, a UFO.
[03:15] Goth
Why would I be engaged in work?
[03:19] A
Steamed meat buns, please.
[03:21] Goth
Welcome.
[03:22] Goth
I mean!
[03:23] Goth
Cower before my void.
[03:26] Goth
I mean...
3 - Spin, Spin, Mat Exercises! XX All the way
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SIGN Lesson Room
[00:02] Glasses
Um...
[00:03] Glasses
Thanks for doing this for me today.
[00:07] Glasses
Y-Yes.
[00:08] Glasses
I think Shizuno-senpai
is still getting changed.
[00:12] Blue
Thanks for waiting.
[00:14] Glasses
Shizuno-senpai, your gym clothes...
[00:17] Blue
Yes, I prepared them specially for today,
[00:19] Blue
so I can experience the same thing as you.
[00:23] Glasses
Th-Thank you.
[00:25] Glasses
Shizuno-senpai, you're so pretty.
[00:28] Glasses
I'm kind of...
[00:29] Blue
You're adorable, too, Yuu-san.
[00:32] Blue
Your mat exercise test is tomorrow, right?
[00:36] Blue
We'll support you the best we can.
[00:40] Glasses
Okay.
[00:40] Glasses
Thank you very much.
SIGN Spin, Spin, Mat Exercises!
XX All the way
[00:44] Blue
Mat exercises are effective for improving
your balance and motor control.
SIGN Semicircular
Canals
[00:51] Glasses
It makes you less prone to losing balance,
[00:53] Glasses
and it makes you better at
protecting yourself in a pinch.
[00:56] Blue
Let's start with the basics: the somersault.
[00:59] Glasses
What? My glasses?
[01:01] Glasses
You're right, I should take them off.
[01:04] Glasses
Here, please.
[01:07] Glasses
Here I go.
[01:12] Blue
Why can't I do it?
[01:14] Blue
It's okay.
[01:15] Blue
First, try doing what I do.
[01:18] Blue
The trick is to start rolling
[01:21] Blue
with your bum high and your
hands holding your body up.
[01:24] Blue
Tuck your chin in,
[01:26] Blue
and tumble first with your head on
the mat, then your back and waist.
[01:32] Blue
Okay, Yuu-san, don't panic; stay calm.
[01:36] Glasses
I did it.
[01:38] Blue
Let's do about five more together.
[01:40] Glasses
Okay.
[01:41] Blue
Here we go.
[01:43] Glasses
One, two...
[01:46] Glasses
Three, four...
[01:49] Blue
Another trick is to focus on
looking at your belly button.
[01:50] Glasses
One more to go.
[01:52] Glasses
Five.
[01:54] Glasses
Finished!
[01:57] Glasses
Next, I'll do somersault splits.
[01:59] Glasses
Here I go.
[02:01] Glasses
Huh?
[02:02] Blue
It looks like your legs
don't quite go far enough.
[02:05] Blue
Let's loosen you up with some stretches.
[02:08] Blue
May we have your help?
[02:10] Glasses
Thank you.
[02:14] Blue
Slowly, taking deep breaths.
[02:16] Glasses
Okay.
[02:20] Blue
Try to gain momentum as you tumble.
[02:24] Blue
The moment you see the ceiling,
[02:27] Blue
spread your legs and push
the mat with your hands.
[02:29] Glasses
I did it!
[02:31] Blue
Well done.
[02:32] Blue
Let's do it five times together
so you get the hang of it.
[02:36] Glasses
Okay.
[02:38] Glasses
One...
[02:41] Glasses
I'm getting confident.
[02:44] Glasses
Two...
[02:48] Glasses
Shizuno-senpai, I want to change.
[02:52] Glasses
I don't want to be so hesitant all the time.
[02:54] Glasses
I think, here, with you and
the others, I can change.
[03:01] Blue
I'm sure you can do it, even if you take
it slowly like with these somersaults.
[03:06] Blue
I could really feel your perseverance today.
[03:10] Blue
Now, onward we go.
[03:13] Blue
Let's do this together.
[03:14] Glasses
Okay.
[03:16] Glasses
Last one.
[03:19] Glasses
Finished!
[03:25] Blue
We did it.
[03:26] Glasses
Yes...
[03:27] Glasses
Shizuno-senpai!
4 - Pleasurable XX of the Void! The Beginning of the End
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[00:01] Purple
Guided by the stars, you have come.
SIGN Pleasurable XX of the Void!
The Beginning of the End
[00:04] Purple
We meet again.
[00:07] Purple
We shall hereby
[00:08] Purple
bring further darkness to this
world of light through...
[00:12] Purple
What? Why am I working
at the station, you ask?
[00:16] Purple
I told you, you were just seeing things.
[00:19] Purple
I mean...
[00:20] Purple
I shall have to purge you
of your false memory.
[00:24] Purple
Join me, and give your
back to the dark altar.
[00:29] Purple
Let your body tremble with
the powers of the wicked,
[00:32] Purple
awakening the avatar of evil
sleeping deep beneath the earth.
[00:35] Mini
It's what you call a supine
hip lift in this world.
SIGN Gluteus Maximus
[00:38] Mini
It'll train your gluteus maximus, your
erector spinae, and your hamstrings.
SIGN Erector Spinae
SIGN hamstrings
[00:43] Purple
Step firmly onto the soil of despair and
[00:45] Purple
hear the abominable voices
through your mortal arms.
[00:48] Mini
Keep your knees bent and have the bottom
of your feet firmly on the ground.
[00:52] Mini
Leave your hands next to your body.
[00:53] Purple
Let us begin.
[00:56] Purple
One...
[00:59] Purple
Two...
[01:04] Purple
Do not waver.
[01:05] Purple
You'll be sucked into the
unknowable blackness.
[01:10] Mini
Pay attention to your back and butt muscles.
[01:10] ---
Five...
[01:14] ---
Six...
[01:14] Mini
The trick is to tighten your shoulder
blades when you raise your hip.
[01:17] Purple
Seven...
[01:20] Purple
This is pretty hard.
[01:21] Purple
No, you heard nothing.
[01:24] Purple
Eight...
[01:26] Purple
I feel it.
[01:28] Purple
The breaths of the void.
[01:29] Mini
Almost. Hang in there!
[01:32] Purple
The dark gods
[01:35] Purple
descend upon us!
[01:43] Purple
I heard their voices.
[01:45] Purple
The joyous howls of the avatars of the void,
[01:48] Purple
feasting on your head.
[01:51] Purple
Got it?
[01:52] Purple
That ought to teach you
not to speak nonsense.
SIGN Abdominal Rectus Muscle
[01:56] Purple
We shall now begin the banquet
of pleasure to give praise
[02:00] Purple
to the grim Black Dragon
[02:02] Mini
Also known as sit-ups in this world.
[02:05] Mini
It'll train your rectus muscles well.
[02:07] Purple
Channel your mind's energies
with a dark cross.
[02:10] Mini
Keep your hands here.
[02:12] Mini
You can also have them behind your head.
[02:14] Mini
The point is to make sure you don't use
them to swing yourself up with your hands.
[02:18] Purple
Embrace the Black Dragon
as it descends upon you.
[02:21] Mini
Raise your upper body as you exhale,
[02:24] Mini
like you're trying to peek at your belly.
[02:27] Purple
By offering your whole body,
you shall bring about even greater joy.
[02:32] Mini
Focus on your stomach muscles
[02:33] Mini
and curl your spine as much as you can.
[02:37] Purple
I hear the laughter of
the wicked Black Dragon.
[02:43] Purple
Eight...
[02:46] Purple
Nine...
[02:48] Purple
The wicked gods descend upon us!
[02:58] Purple
You did well.
[03:00] Purple
I accept you as a member
of the family of darkness.
[03:05] Purple
Thank—
SIGN Mom
[03:07] Purple
This is...
[03:09] Purple
Yes, it's the Queen of Denebrae.
[03:14] Purple
She waits eagerly for me to guide this
[03:17] Purple
world of light into the void.
SIGN Bonheur Chateau
[03:22] Mom
Thank you for being so good to Akiko.
[03:27] Purple
It's the beginning of the end.
5 - Let's Exercise XX Stretch Out and Aim for Top Swimmer
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[00:01] Orange
Wow!
[00:03] Orange
I never imagined the pool would be so big.
[00:06] Orange
Hey, imagine making pudding in this pool.
[00:11] Orange
I bet you could never finish it.
[00:17] Orange
Impossible?
SIGN Let's Exercise!
XX Stretch Out and
Aim for Top Swimmer
[00:18] Orange
You don't know that.
[00:22] Blue
That's a splendid thought.
[00:24] Blue
That's my Asami-san.
[00:25] Orange
See?
[00:27] Orange
Shizuno-chan thinks so, too.
[00:29] Blue
You're training for your swimming
competition at school today, right?
[00:34] Orange
Yup.
[00:35] Orange
I'm all pumped right now.
[00:37] Orange
Watch me win.
[00:40] Orange
Okay, watch my form.
[00:42] Blue
It's not safe to go into
the water right away.
[00:45] Blue
You have to do warm up exercises first.
[00:47] Orange
Oh, right.
[00:48] Orange
Hey, Shizuno-chan, are there any
stretches to make you swim faster?
[00:52] Blue
I'm not sure about that,
[00:54] Blue
but it'll loosen your muscles
and make it easier to move.
[00:58] Orange
Right? Right?
[00:59] Orange
All right, let's get to the stretches!
[01:03] Blue
First, here's a stretch that lets you do
front and back bends at the same time.
[01:07] Blue
This will stretch your body
out from waist to back.
[01:12] Orange
One, two, three, four...
[01:13] Mini
Talk to each other, and make sure you don't
put too much weight onto your partner.
[01:19] Orange
This is nice, it's stretching
my back and tummy.
[01:23] Blue
I'll be on top this time.
[01:25] Blue
One, two, three, four...
[01:30] Blue
five, six, seven...
[01:31] Orange
This is really hitting
the backs of my thighs.
[01:34] Blue
Me, too.
[01:36] Blue
This feels really nice.
[01:41] Orange
Want to try?
[01:43] Orange
I'll be on top, then.
[01:47] Orange
Heavy? Come on.
[01:49] Orange
I'm not pressing down that hard. Jeez!
[01:53] Blue
Next, hold each other's hands.
[01:56] Orange
This is kind of funny.
[01:58] Orange
It's like we're sitting on chairs.
[02:00] Mini Orange
Bend your knees at a right angle.
[02:02] Mini Blue
Hold on tight.
[02:05] Orange
It's really working on my back and arms.
[02:13] Blue
Oh, right, would you like to join?
[02:17] Blue
Focus on stretching your
back and arms out straight.
[02:21] Orange
Hey, why are you getting all red?
[02:24] Orange
You're having weird thoughts, aren't you?
[02:26] Blue
Asami-san.
[02:27] Orange
You're not? Are you sure?
[02:29] Orange
Jeez.
[02:30] Blue
Let's finish with leg raise stretches.
SIGN Gluteus Maximus Hamstrings
[02:33] Mini Blue
It's effective on your gluteus
maximus and hamstring muscles.
[02:39] Orange
This is really good.
[02:42] Orange
It's nice training with a partner.
[02:44] Orange
You get to stretch all kinds of places.
[02:47] Blue
That's not all, too.
[02:49] Blue
The relaxation you get from feeling another
person's body warmth is important, too.
[02:54] Blue
Your muscles will stretch out even better.
[02:56] Orange
Which means...
[02:57] Orange
Maybe I can swim faster, too.
[02:58] Blue
Yes, I'm sure you can do it.
[03:01] Orange
All right.
[03:02] Orange
Let's loosen up and aim for top swimmer!
[03:08] Orange
Andalucia!
[03:11] Orange
Hey!
[03:12] Orange
Andalucia!
[03:16] Blue
Asami-san...
[03:19] Orange
Get back here!
[03:22] Blue
D-Dog paddles...
[03:25] Blue
That's my Asami-san.
[03:27] Orange
You're getting a spanking!
6 - Shape Up on the Balance Ball. I Dub Thee My XX
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[00:03] Blue
Here I am.
[00:06] Blue
I found a new subject for me at the market.
[00:11] Blue
Salute Emperor Izumi Sakura!
[00:13] Blue
Hup!
SIGN Shape Up on the Balance Ball!
I Dub Thee My XX
[00:15] ---
What are you waiting for?
[00:16] Blue
Hurry up and massage my shoulders.
[00:21] Blue
Ow, ow!
[00:22] Blue
Too hard!
[00:25] Blue
I'm going to tell Daddy.
[00:27] Blue
No? Don't want that? Then...
[00:33] Blue
This is a good ride.
[00:35] Blue
I shall make you my noble steed.
[00:37] Blue
What? I'm heavy?
[00:40] Blue
Then I shall shed some sweat and lighten up.
[00:43] Blue
First, we'll train on the balance ball.
[00:46] Blue
It'll work the inner muscles.
[00:50] Blue
Keep your knee bent on a right angle.
[00:51] Blue
Plant your feet firmly to the ground.
[00:54] Blue
Here I go.
[00:55] Blue
One...
[00:59] Blue
Two...
[01:01] Blue
What is that?!
[01:02] Blue
Thirteen...
[01:04] Blue
I wasn't playing tricks!
[01:07] Blue
I just made a mistake.
[01:15] Blue
Mind your balance so you
don't fall to either side.
[01:16] ---
Five...
[01:19] ---
Six...
[01:22] Blue
This is hitting...
[01:25] ---
my stomach muscles.
[01:27] Blue
What is the muscle called?
[01:29] Blue
Look it up for yourself.
[01:31] Blue
Nine...
[01:36] Blue
Ten...
[01:39] Blue
Finished!
[01:44] Blue
I'm tired.
[01:46] Blue
I'm done.
[01:48] Blue
I've worked hard enough.
[01:50] Blue
A little more, you say?
[01:52] Blue
Show the people of The Sakura Empire what to do?
[01:56] Blue
R-Right.
[01:57] Blue
I must show my subjects how
one must be as Emperor.
[02:01] Blue
We'll do wide squats next.
SIGN Adductors
[02:03] Blue
This will tighten up our thighs.
[02:05] Blue
Open your legs wide.
[02:06] Blue
Toes outward.
[02:08] Mini
Hold your arms in front of your chest.
[02:10] Blue
Here we go.
[02:11] Blue
One...
[02:12] Mini
Bend your legs to a right angle.
[02:13] Blue
Finished!
[02:17] Blue
One should be enough.
[02:20] Blue
What? You refuse to become my noble steed?
[02:25] Blue
One...
[02:27] Blue
Two...
[02:30] Blue
Three...
[02:33] Blue
Four...
[02:35] Blue
Five...
[02:37] Mini
Focus on your thigh muscles.
SIGN Adductor Minimus
SIGN Adductor Magnus
SIGN Adductor Longus
[02:38] ---
Six...
[02:40] Mini
It works great on these muscles.
[02:40] ---
Seven...
[02:42] Mini
How do you read it?
[02:43] ---
Eight...
[02:43] Mini
Never mind that, continue!
[02:46] Blue
This is getting tough.
[02:47] Blue
Alas, my beloved subjects are watching.
[02:51] Blue
Just a little more...
[02:56] A
Don't give up!
[02:57] Blue
Finished!
[03:04] Blue
I can't move.
[03:05] Blue
I don't have the energy to sit on your back.
[03:08] Blue
No...
[03:10] Blue
I must ride throughout
Bonheur Chateau on my noble steed.
[03:14] Blue
For the honor of the Sakura Empire.
[03:18] Blue
Wh-What?
[03:19] Blue
You'll reward me for working hard?
[03:22] Blue
V-Very well.
[03:25] Blue
Good, I shall make you my retainer.
[03:28] Blue
Rejoice!
7 - Jogging for Breezy Aerobics! XX Feels Great
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[00:03] Brown
The weather's so nice.
[00:06] Brown
It's a perfect day for a jog.
[00:07] Blonde
I'm going to teach you the tricks to jogging.
[00:11] Brown
It's a red dragonfly.
[00:12] Brown
I wonder what it's blushing about.
[00:15] Blonde
Don't get fancy.
[00:17] Blonde
Are you even listening to me? Jeez.
SIGN Jogging for Breezy Aerobics!
XX Feels Great
[00:22] Brown
Sorry.
[00:25] Blonde
First, your jogging posture.
[00:27] Blonde
Try standing with your
feet shoulder-width apart.
[00:30] Brown
Like this?
[00:33] Blonde
Make sure your feet don't face inwards.
[00:35] Blonde
Tuck your tummy in.
[00:37] Blonde
Shoulders back, chest out.
[00:39] Blonde
It's important to keep a
straight posture when you run.
[00:43] Blonde
Come on, you, too.
[00:45] Blonde
Chest out, already.
[00:47] Blonde
Okay, let's go.
[00:49] Blonde
Let's jogging!
[00:55] Blonde
You don't have to run so
fast that you can't talk.
[00:58] Blonde
The trick is to make sure
you breathe properly.
[01:02] Brown
Don't ever overexert yourself.
[01:04] Blonde
You've got good form, Asami-cchi.
[01:08] Blonde
Hey, you, don't twist
your ankle when you run.
[01:12] Blonde
Focus on keeping a straight line
between your knees and your toes.
[01:16] Blonde
That's it.
[01:17] Blonde
I knew you could do it.
[01:18] Brown
Playing favorites.
[01:20] Blonde
It's not like that!
[01:24] Brown
Running sure does feel good.
[01:27] Blonde
I know, right?
[01:29] A
Asami-chan.
[01:29] A
Go, go!
[01:31] Brown
Yup.
[01:32] Brown
My smile?
[01:34] Brown
Thanks.
[01:35] Blonde
What are you talking about, now?
[01:38] Blonde
Your smile has the power
to make people happy.
[01:44] Blonde
I have to keep up.
[01:47] A
Hang in there, Eri-chan.
[01:48] Blonde
Of course.
[01:53] Song
Sweat under the sun
[01:56] Song
Sweat under the sun
[01:59] Song
Lose the love handles
[02:02] Song
Lose the love handles
[02:05] Song
Get that lactic acid going
[02:08] Song
Get that lactic acid going
[02:11] Song
Burn off all that fat
[02:14] Song
Burn off all that fat
[02:18] Song
Go, go, let's go! Let's go, one, two...
[02:21] Song
Go, go, let's go! Let's go, one, two...
[02:24] Song
Lose more weight, lose
more weight, one, two...
[02:27] Song
Lose more weight, lose
more weight, one, two...
[02:30] Song
Run!
[02:31] Song
Run!
[02:32] Song
Burn it
[02:32] Song
Burn it
[02:33] Song
Build up
[02:34] Song
Build up
[02:34] ---
Finished!
[02:35] Song
Your hips
[02:35] Song
Your hips
[02:41] Brown
This feels so good.
[02:43] Blonde
Nothing beats a bath after exercise.
[02:47] Blue
May we join?
[02:54] Brown
Take this!
[02:55] Blonde
I'll get you!
[03:02] Blonde
Asami-cchi.
[03:06] Blonde
Tickle, tickle!
[03:07] Brown
Hey!
[03:08] Brown
Stop it!
[03:10] Brown
Hey!
[03:12] Blonde
They're getting even bigger.
[03:16] Blonde
I'm going to outgrow Asami-cchi, watch me.
[03:19] Blonde
In figure, too.
[03:20] Brown
Eri-chan, prepare yourself...
[03:22] ---
Asami-cchi...
[03:24] Brown
Super miracle tickle tickle!
8 - Massage Relax! Let's XX Together
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[00:00] Purple
Yumeluar,
[00:02] Purple
it appears you are making an effort
to scout this world of light
[00:04] Purple
and bring with you the devious ones.
SIGN Massage Relax!
Let's XX Together
[00:08] Beige
Are you talking about jogging?
[00:12] Beige
Yes, I'm learning from
Asami-senpai and Eri-chan.
[00:17] Beige
Um, this is a massage, right?
[00:20] Purple
It's a secret art to rid your body of evil.
[00:25] Purple
I commend your brave fight,
and will employ the art for you myself.
[00:29] Beige
Thank you.
[00:32] Purple
You must cease speaking in that manner.
SIGN Desu
[00:35] Purple
"Desu" brings death.
[00:38] Purple
It is the same as the incantation that
may well bring forth the unspeakable beast.
[00:43] Beige
I-I never knew.
[00:46] Purple
Have faith in the dark power within you.
[00:49] Beige
O-Okay.
[00:50] Beige
Got it.
[00:52] Blue
Yu is my subject.
[00:54] Beige
Sakura-chan.
[00:55] Purple
That is unacceptable.
[00:57] Purple
Yumeluar is your subject, you say?
[01:00] Blue
Correct.
[01:01] Blue
When she said...
[01:02] (Flashback) Beige
Aww, this plushie's so cute.
[01:05] (Flashback) Blue
You understand its value? Impressive.
[01:08] (Flashback) Blue
I shall make you my subject.
[01:10] Blue
She never refused.
[01:12] Purple
No, Yumeluar is one of mine.
[01:16] Blue
Shush, shush!
[01:17] Blue
I know you're really Akiko!
[01:19] Purple
M-My name is Shion!
[01:22] Beige
Umm...
[01:23] Purple
Let's just massage it out.
[01:27] Purple
First, I shall banish the beasts
within you back into the void.
[01:33] Mini
She means, "Massage gently and carefully."
SIGN Lymph
Blood flow
[01:39] Mini
Try to improve blood and lymphatic flow.
[01:44] Beige
This feels good.
[01:46] Blue
All right, I shall make you feel even better.
[01:51] Blue
How's that?
[01:52] Blue
This is better.
[01:54] Mini
Try to get the lymph flowing from
the elbow to the shoulder and chest.
[01:58] Mini
That'll help with your fatigue and swelling.
[02:00] Beige
I'm starting to feel warm.
[02:03] Blue
Right, I shall do you, too.
[02:07] Blue
Y-You do not need to thank me.
[02:10] Blue
This is in return for the drink from before.
[02:10] Purple
I shall bring you to the highest peaks.
[02:12] Purple
We are still family. Understood?
[02:15] Blue
No stealing!
[02:18] Blue
Take this!
[02:21] Blue
Take this.
[02:22] Purple
All right, then.
[02:27] Beige
Calm down, please!
[02:30] Purple
You're not much of anything.
[02:32] Blue
This doesn't hurt one bit.
[02:35] Blue
Yu is my first friend here.
[02:39] Blue
You cannot have her.
[02:40] Purple
No, Yumeluar is a fellow sympathizer
and member of the family.
[02:45] Purple
I shall see to it that she succeeds.
[02:48] Beige
Shion-senpai, Sakura-chan...
[02:51] Brown
Hey, what's going on?
[02:57] Beige
Let's stop fighting and get along.
[02:59] Beige
I love you both, Shion-senpai, Sakura-chan.
[03:02] Beige
So please, please...
[03:07] Beige
I am Empress Yumeluar II the Wise,
[03:10] Beige
miracle descended upon the Sakura Empire
[03:13] Beige
from the dark world of Denebrai.
[03:16] Black
Yu-san.
[03:17] Brown
Hey, hey, this sounds fun.
[03:19] Brown
I am not worthy, Empress Yumelu-whatever.
[03:22] Purple
You're not supposed to play along!
[03:23] Purple
Yu-chan, I mean...
[03:25] Purple
Yumeluar!
[03:26] Beige
This is getting fun.
[03:26] Blue
You've done enough!
9 - Skip Rope Warm Up! Not just your body, but XX...
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[00:00] Black
Thanks for waiting.
[00:03] Black
It's getting pretty cold these days.
[00:06] Black
This'll warm you up,
[00:09] Black
and more than anything, it makes
for good aerobic exercise.
[00:13] Black
Of course, I have one ready for you.
SIGN Skip Rope Warm Up!
Not just your body, but XX...
[00:15] Black
Let's get started.
[00:18] Black
Is your rope the right length?
[00:21] Mini
Hold your rope and bend
your elbows naturally.
[00:24] Mini
Try standing with one foot on the rope.
[00:27] Mini
It's best if the base of the
rope comes at around your belly.
[00:31] Black
Perfect.
[00:32] Black
I thought that would be
the right length for you.
[00:37] Mini
Hold the grip lightly and
tuck your upper arms in.
[00:44] Black
Keep your hands by your waist.
[00:46] Black
The trick is to make small
turns with just your wrist.
[00:49] Mini
Don't land loudly.
[00:52] Mini
You'll damage your knee.
[00:55] Black
Oh, you.
[00:59] Mini
Try to jump lightly, like Andalucia is doing.
[01:03] Black
Skipping rope is a good way to tighten
your butt and lower body overall.
[01:08] Black
You don't normally do too
much vertical exercise.
[01:11] Black
The motions make it
throughout your whole body,
SIGN Liver Stomach Intestines
[01:14] Black
stimulating your liver and
gut, strengthening them.
[01:19] Black
Five more times.
[01:22] Black
Finished!
[01:28] Black
That was a good sweat.
[01:31] Black
Be sure to wipe yourself off well.
[01:33] Black
It's not good to let yourself get cold.
SIGN Criss-crossing
[01:36] Black
Next, let's try criss-crossing.
[01:39] Black
Here we go.
[01:41] Mini
Cross your arms the moment the
rope passes over your head.
[01:48] Black
What? My life here?
[01:51] Black
Yes, every day is exciting.
[01:53] Black
It's so fun.
[01:55] Black
My grandfather used to tell me
[01:57] Black
to experience hardship while I'm young,
even if I had to pay money for it.
[02:02] Black
Actually, my father is against it,
[02:07] Black
but it's what I decided.
[02:09] Black
I think, for now, I have to
just focus on my training.
[02:14] Black
Besides, I feel encouraged to
know that I'm surrounded by
[02:18] Black
a lot of people who have
aspirations like I do.
[02:22] Black
Okay, three more times.
[02:23] Black
Two, one...
[02:25] Black
Finished!
[02:31] Black
Thank you for caring about me.
[02:34] Black
I feel invigorated now.
[02:37] Black
I'm warmed up not just in
body, but in mind, too.
[02:41] Black
Oh, I know.
[02:43] Black
I'll make you some tea.
[02:45] Black
I've been hooked on it lately.
[02:48] Black
Hey! Andalucia!
[02:55] Black
Sheesh, Andalucia.
[02:57] Black
Um, would you mind helping me get untangled?
[03:07] Black
Are you okay?
[03:09] Black
Th-Thanks for saving me.
[03:12] Black
I'm so embarrassed.
[03:21] Black
Here you are.
[03:23] Black
I'd like to thank you again for today.
[03:26] Black
Here, say "ahh."
10 - Fix Your Worries with Push-ups and Back Muscle Exercises! Give it your XX
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[00:02] Beige
It-It's nothing.
SIGN Fix Your Worries with Push-ups and
Back Muscle Exercises!
Give it your XX
[00:04] Beige
Let's start training.
SIGN Pectoral Muscles
[00:07] Beige
We're going to try unilateral push-ups today.
[00:11] Beige
It'll train your left and right pecs well.
[00:14] Beige
Okay, arms out slightly wider
than shoulder width apart.
SIGN Straight
[00:18] Mini
Keep your hands facing straight forward.
[00:20] Beige
I'll start from the right.
[00:23] Beige
One...
[00:28] Beige
Two...
[00:32] Beige
Three...
[00:36] Blushing ruler
Keep your chest, waist, knees,
and feet in a straight line.
[00:37] Beige
Four...
[00:41] Mini
Go down far enough for your
chest to touch the ground.
[00:42] Beige
Five...
[00:47] Beige
Six...
[00:52] Beige
Seven...
[00:57] Beige
Eight...
[01:03] Beige
Nine...
[01:05] Mini
Last one!
[01:08] Beige
Ten...
[01:12] Beige
Finished!
[01:18] Beige
There's actually something
I want to ask you to do.
[01:21] Beige
Could you please put these in for me?
[01:25] Beige
I decided I'm not going
to stop worrying about.
[01:29] Beige
No? You won't?
[01:31] Beige
Of course.
[01:33] Beige
I should put contacts in myself.
[01:36] Beige
I'm going to do my best to put them in.
[01:39] Beige
They're bigger than I thought.
[01:43] Beige
I-I can't, I'm too scared.
[01:46] Beige
Right, I might relax if I exercise more.
SIGN Spinal Erectors
[01:51] Mini
Let's try prone back extensions,
[01:54] Mini
where we raise our arms and legs together.
[01:57] Beige
Raise yourself slowly, without jerking.
[02:00] Beige
Here we go.
[02:02] Beige
One...
[02:06] Beige
Two...
[02:09] Beige
Three...
[02:13] Beige
Four...
[02:14] Mini
Don't stretch yourself too far.
[02:17] Mini
It'll lead to back pains.
[02:17] Beige
Five...
[02:20] Beige
Yes, Eri-chan thought I might
be able to change some more
[02:24] Beige
if I wore contacts.
[02:27] Beige
And Shion-senpai and Sakura-chan
[02:30] Beige
picked those contacts out for me.
[02:35] Beige
Eight...
[02:39] Beige
Nine...
[02:41] Mini
Almost there!
[02:44] Beige
Here I go.
[02:45] Beige
Ten...
[02:47] Beige
Finished!
[02:53] Beige
No, they don't hurt.
[02:55] Beige
Oh, yeah! I should show
Shion-senpai and Sakura-chan.
[03:00] Purple
Ow...
[03:02] Purple
Are you uninjured, Yumeluar?
[03:05] Purple
What's wrong?
[03:06] Beige
I dropped my contacts.
[03:08] Purple
Wh-What?!
[03:09] Blue
Why all the racket?
SIGN Crack
[03:13] Purple
Don't tell me...
[03:15] Purple
Um...
[03:17] Purple
I know, we shall go buy another pair!
[03:19] Blue
Well said.
[03:21] Beige
What?
[03:22] Beige
You prefer glasses?
[03:27] Beige
I'm glad!
11 - Tighten Up Your Upper Armswith Dumbbells! XX is waiting for you
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SIGN Asami
[00:01] Brown
Thanks for waiting.
SIGN Tighten Up Your Upper Arms
with Dumbbells!
XX is waiting for you
[00:03] Brown
Let's do this.
[00:06] Mini
We're going to exercise with dumbbells today.
[00:09] Mini
You can also use a filled-up water bottle.
[00:12] Brown
First we're going to lift
one dumbbell at a time.
[00:17] Brown
One...
[00:19] Brown
Two...
[00:22] Brown
Three...
[00:24] Mini
Go as slow as you can.
[00:24] Brown
Four...
[00:25] Mini
It works better if you keep your
wrist bent inward just a little.
[00:27] Brown
Five...
[00:30] Brown
Goodbye arm flab.
[00:33] Brown
Let's work hard!
[00:35] Brown
Eight...
[00:38] Brown
Nine...
[00:40] Brown
Last one.
[00:42] Brown
Finished!
[00:45] Brown
The next exercise will tuck our waists in.
[00:48] Mini
Bend forward a little, and open the
dumbbells outward, left and right.
[00:51] Brown
Here we go.
[00:53] Brown
One...
[00:56] Brown
Two...
[00:58] Mini
Don't raise them above your shoulders.
[00:58] Brown
Three...
[01:00] Mini
The trick is to put strength into
it when you're going down, too.
[01:01] Brown
Four...
[01:03] Brown
Five...
[01:06] Brown
Six...
[01:09] Brown
Oh, yeah. There's a Christmas
party tonight, right?
[01:15] Mini
There's a fancy feast waiting for us.
[01:17] Mini
Work for it!
[01:18] Brown
Last one...
[01:20] Brown
Finished!
[01:26] Brown
Wow, it's already time to prepare.
[01:30] Brown
The time goes by so fast.
[01:35] Blonde
Got a minute?
[01:38] Blonde
I'm going to buy snacks for the party later.
[01:42] Blonde
I'll let you come with me.
[01:44] Blonde
You better come.
[01:45] Blonde
There's something I want to tell you.
[01:47] Blonde
Wh-What?
[01:48] Blonde
What does it matter?
[01:51] Blue
Oh, there you are.
[01:54] Blue
Come to my office later.
[01:57] Blue
You will be given the honor of helping
me change my subjects' clothes.
[02:00] Blue
It's almost done.
[02:04] Blue
It's not a big deal.
[02:07] Blue
Anyway, I'll come get you when I'm done.
[02:10] Black
Yes, I'm going to put my back into it,
[02:13] Black
and make the best cake ever.
[02:17] Black
Hey, if you wouldn't mind,
[02:19] Black
could you please help me later?
[02:22] Black
There's something I want to tell you, too.
SIGN Lesson Room
[02:32] Purple
Why do you interrupt me?
[02:33] Purple
This night, I will be summoning
the highest spirits of evil—
[02:37] Purple
F-Fine, I'll do it.
[02:39] Purple
I mean...
[02:41] Purple
I shall imbue these foolish
ornaments with darkness.
[02:46] Purple
You will help me later.
[02:49] Purple
It's important that we pray
together, by ourselves.
[02:54] Beige
Let's see...
[02:56] Beige
A Christmas wreath, hats for the reindeer...
[02:59] Beige
Oh, we'll need crackers, too.
[03:02] Beige
Thank you.
SIGN Christmas Party List
SIGN Crackers
[03:05] Beige
Would you please come with me?
[03:09] Beige
Just the two of us, if that's okay?
[03:12] Beige
Really?
[03:13] Beige
Thank you.
[03:16] Beige
Sorry, I forgot my wallet.
[03:20] Beige
There you are.
[03:23] Beige
Hey, there's something I
want to talk to you about.
[03:27] Beige
Can I talk to you after I'm done cleaning?
12 - Living Together! XX Is About to Begin
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[00:01] Beige
I bet they'll have everything we need here.
SIGN Living Together!
XX Is About to Begin
[00:05] Beige
Hey, thanks for thinking of me all the time.
[00:10] Beige
I'm a lot more confident now, thanks to you.
[00:14] Beige
So I really...
[00:19] Beige
I hope you'll watch over
me going forward, too.
[00:26] Black
Thanks for helping me.
[00:30] Black
I can't thank you enough for
supporting me all the time.
[00:36] Black
There's something I've been
meaning to tell you...
[00:41] Black
I
[00:43] Black
have feelings for you.
[00:45] Black
I've wanted to tell you all this time.
[00:51] Blue
This is looking well.
[00:53] Blue
Right, the Sakura Empire flag you
made for me is quite masterful.
SIGN Empire
[01:00] Blue
For this achievement, I shall
make you the head of my Guard.
[01:09] Blue
Really? You appreciate it?
[01:12] Blue
Indeed, you will protect me well.
[01:16] Blue
For all eternity.
[01:22] Purple
Hm.
[01:23] Purple
We meet well and often.
[01:27] (Flashback) Purple
Welcome.
[01:28] Purple
Do not be mistaken.
[01:30] Purple
I am simply scouting this world of light.
[01:36] Purple
You resonate with my ideals
and would like to assist me?
[01:41] Purple
Then I am grateful.
[01:43] Purple
My wish is to engulf this
world in complete darkness.
[01:50] Purple
And my true desire is to
make this happen with you.
[01:57] Blonde
Be glad I'm letting you hold my stuff.
[02:01] Blonde
Hey, isn't there anything
you notice about me?
[02:06] Blonde
It's not like I'm doing it for you.
[02:10] Blonde
Hurry up and notice, idiot.
[02:14] Blonde
Listen up, from now on,
I'm going to teach you well.
[02:19] Blonde
For the rest of our lives.
[02:23] Blonde
No?
[02:27] Blonde
You don't get a say in this!
[02:30] Brown
Hey, check it out.
SIGN Winner
[02:33] Brown
I won the 100 meter dash at the
track and field competition.
[02:36] Brown
Thanks for coming to help me.
[02:38] Brown
I felt really strong.
[02:41] Brown
Studying, too?
[02:42] Brown
Well, yeah, I guess.
[02:47] Brown
Hey, I'm wondering if you can
stand by me going forward,
[02:52] Brown
especially, so I can make my wish come true.
[02:55] Brown
Yeah.
[02:56] Brown
With me, forever and ever.
[03:00] Brown
But I want to be with you.
[03:04] A
Merry Christmas!
[03:06] Brown
Man, I don't know what to start with.
[03:11] Black
I've made plenty.
[03:12] Blonde
Hey, you, why are you just standing there?
[03:16] Beige
It's part of training.
[03:18] Purple
This is no special feat for my dark powers.
[03:21] Blue
Snap out of it!
[03:24] Blue
All right, I shall let you sit next to me.
[03:26] Black
No, next to me.
[03:28] Purple
Let us offer prayers to the darkness together.
[03:30] Blonde
You're coming here.
[03:31] Beige
Be next to me, please.
[03:32] Brown
Next to me. Duh.
[03:36] Blonde
No, you're next to me.
[03:38] Blue
You're next to me.
[03:39] Purple
Next to me.
[03:40] Beige
Come next to me.
[03:45] Brown
Hey, get up.
[03:49] Brown
What are you grinning about?
[03:51] Brown
You were having some
pervy dream, weren't you?
[03:54] Brown
Come on, get up.
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