E2 - First Love With Social Anxiety Tastes a Lot Like Moldy Bread Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:12] Zagan     I didn't get a wink of sleep. [00:16] Zagan     That room was in no state for it,     so I had her sleep in here, but... [00:22] Zagan     Seeing her look so helpless... [00:25] Zagan     It'd be impossible for     my imagination not to run wild! SIGN    Zzz... [00:28] Zagan     Not that I have the guts     to actually try something. [00:31] Zagan     The thought of upsetting her     makes that out of the question. SIGN    Grrrr [00:36] Zagan     Guess I'll grab something to eat. [00:55] Zagan     You're awake. [00:59] Nephy     Yes. Good morning, Master. [01:04] Zagan     She's willing to greet me. [01:08] Zagan     Wait. [01:09] Zagan     What are you supposed to say     when someone says good morning? [01:12] Zagan     Just say "good morning" back? [01:14] Zagan     "Hello there"? [01:15] Zagan     "Good day to you" is probably a bit much... [01:23] Zagan     I brought food. [01:25] Zagan     You may eat. [01:26] Zagan     I can't even give a proper greeting?! SIGN    An Archdemon's Dilemma:     How to Love Your Elf Bride SIGN    Episode 2:     First Love With Social Anxiety      Tastes a Lot Like Moldy Bread SIGN    Munch     Munch [03:10] Zagan     When did I become such a failure of a person? [03:14] Zagan     Probably right from the start. [03:16] Nephy     Um... Master, are you eating      the same thing as me? [03:21] Zagan     Is that strange? [03:23] Nephy     No... it's just... [03:25] Nephy     I'm lucky to be fed at all. [03:28] Nephy     But it's strange that you're     eating the same thing. [03:34] Zagan     Wait... [03:35] Zagan     Is the food too plain?! SIGN    Today's breakfast:     Jerky & Milk [03:38] Nephy     Well... yes. [03:40] Nephy     It's the kind of thing that would be     typically fed to a slave like myself. [03:43] Zagan     So it's less food and more like... SIGN    Feed [03:47] Zagan     Feed? [03:49] Zagan     That said, she seems more worried than angry. [03:54] Zagan     Wait, no! That look says... [03:57] Zagan     "If I don't do something about     this guy, he's going to die!" SIGN    Crunch crunch crunch... [04:04] Zagan     Oh, I get it. I guess this     barely even qualifies as food. SIGN    Munch     Munch [04:10] Zagan     I've eaten stuff like this my whole life,     so I've never questioned it. [04:15] Zagan     Other than jerky,     there's also been moldy bread... SIGN    Munch     Munch [04:18] Zagan     There's something nostalgic     about that sour taste. [04:22] Zagan     I wonder what normal people eat. [04:27] Nephy     This might be presumptuous,      but should I prepare something?! SIGN    Twitch [04:35] Zagan     You can cook? [04:37] Nephy     It's mostly just imitation, but... [04:39] Zagan     Home cooking?! [04:43] Zagan     My dedication to sorcery has kept me     from even considering the possibility... [04:47] Zagan     And now the girl I'm in love with     is going to cook for me?! [04:53] Zagan     Nephy! It seems our task is clear. [04:57] Nephy     Right. [04:59] Zagan     We're going grocery shopping in town! [05:03] Driver     Need a ride? [05:04] Driver     The price for the two of you     will be three bronze pieces. [05:07] Zagan     Oh, right. I have no money! [05:11] (Flashback) Zagan     One million! [05:12] (Flashback) Zagan     One million gold Kuriotes. [05:15] Zagan     One million... One million... [05:19] Zagan     Walking every now and then isn't so bad. [05:22] Nephy     It's not? [05:28] Zagan     I need to shore up my finances somehow. [05:31] Zagan     I don't have a single bronze     coin left at the castle. [05:34] Zagan     I might be able to sell the torture     equipment that's left there, but... [05:37] Zagan     I don't have the money to     hire someone to pack it up! [05:40] Zagan     Should I have mugged the coach driver? [05:47] Zagan     No! There's no telling what she'd think of     someone who'd resort to that. [05:53] Zagan     I get the feeling it'd be bad!     Maybe I should... SIGN    Elven Home     Kitchen SIGN    Bodyguard [05:56] Zagan     Just get rid of the castle and     open up a diner with Nephy? [06:03] Robber A     Hold it! [06:05] Robber B     Leave your goods behind! [06:07] Passenger C     No! [06:09] Nephy     Master! [06:11] Zagan     Oh, must be a robbery or something. [06:15] Zagan     They're not sorcerers or anything.     Just a band of harmless robbers. [06:25] Zagan     What's wrong? [06:27] Nephy     Nothing... [06:30] Zagan     Wait... [06:32] Zagan     Was this how Nephy was kidnapped, too?! [06:37] Zagan     Nephy, watch closely. [06:42] Zagan     It's like brushing some dust away. [06:44] Robber B     A sorcerer! [06:46] Robber C     A sorcerer?! Why?! [06:48] Robber Leader     Settle down! Sorcerers need to rest     before casting another spell! [06:52] Robber Leader     Get him before he does! [06:55] Zagan     Nephy, stay behind me. [06:59] Zagan     I'm not going to say anything as     self-serving as "I'm going to protect you." [07:03] Zagan     But I'll demonstrate that you have     nothing to fear from them. [07:07] Robber A     Die! [07:11] Robber A     I-It can't be! [07:13] Zagan     Yeah, I can't believe you'd try and take     on a sorcerer with brute strength, either. [07:24] Robber B     Boss! [07:26] Robber B     Sir! Sir, you've gotta help us! [07:30] Hired Sorc.     A sorcerer, helping others... [07:33] Hired Sorc.     What an odd sight. [07:35] Zagan     I take it they hired you? [07:37] Hired Sorc.     It's part of our arrangement. [07:39] Hired Sorc.     I don't know who you are,     but you'll regret crossing my path. [07:53] Zagan     I see. Using the flames to     trace another casting circle... [07:58] Zagan     I don't really see any reason     to sit back and wait, though. [08:03] Hired Sorc.     Not bad! But a step too slow! [08:06] Hired Sorc.     Now, turn to cinders! [08:13] Hired Sorc.     Wh-What the?! Why can't I cast the spell?! [08:17] Zagan     I've usurped control of your casting circle. [08:21] Zagan     It no longer belongs to you. [08:34] Zagan     What's wrong? Come at me. [08:37] Zagan     If you were willing to steal from others,     you must be ready to be stolen from. [08:50] Zagan     Huh? Did I mess up again? [08:54] Zagan     Now, as you can see, Nephy,     robbers like that are as harmless as dust. [09:00] Zagan     Brush them aside, and they'll settle down. [09:02] Nephy     Are they really harmless,      considering they attacked the coach? [09:12] Traveller A     Well, damn, Mister Sorcerer! You saved us! [09:15] Traveller B     I guess there are good sorcerers, too! [09:17] Driver     Listen, Mister, would it be okay     if you rode with us for protection? [09:23] Driver     I'll be sure to pay you. [09:25] Zagan     S-Sure. [09:28] Zagan     What is happening? [09:29] Zagan     Does money really come along this easily? [09:33] Zagan     If I go around running off bad guys,     people will just pay me for it? [09:39] Zagan     Wait, no. Sorcerers are usually the     bad guys who are being hunted. [09:43] Zagan     That means me. [09:45] Zagan     Still, I've scattered my fair     share of annoying robbers, [09:50] Zagan     but I've never been thanked for it before. [09:54] Traveller A     You work for him, right?     What a beautiful gal! [09:57] Traveller C     You have a wonderful master. [09:59] Zagan     Are they unafraid because Nephy is with me? [10:04] Nephy     Master... [10:06] Zagan     What is it? [10:07] Nephy     Why did you save these people? [10:11] Zagan     Well, I guess that was an      unintended consequence. [10:14] Zagan     I just wanted to show that you had     nothing to fear from those robbers. [10:20] Zagan     But maybe this is my     chance to catch her eye?! [10:24] Zagan     If I can say something smooth     that'll get her to open up... SIGN    I did it to protect you, Nephy. SIGN    I can't abandon the weak when they're in need. [10:30] Zagan     All I did was teach some self-important     filth their place in the world. [10:40] Zagan     Seriously, why do I always     say stuff like that? SIGN    An Archdemon's Dilemma:     How to Love Your Elf Bride [10:56] Zagan     Now, we're here for groceries, [11:00] Zagan     but first let's take care of any     daily necessities Nephy might need. [11:04] Zagan     What exactly does a girl need, anyway? [11:08] Zagan     Nephy. Pick out anything you need. [11:11] Nephy     I'll be satisfied with any old thing     you might have laying around. SIGN    Fin [11:16] Zagan     That makes sense. [11:18] Zagan     A girl who doubts her own survival [11:20] Zagan     probably doesn't have much     in the way of material wants. [11:30] Manuela     Welcome! [11:32] Manuela     What manner of clothing can     I help you with, Mister Sorcerer? [11:37] Zagan     She's clearly not happy to see me. [11:40] Zagan     Put together some kind     of outfit for this girl. [11:44] Manuela     What a beautiful girl! [11:53] Manuela     In that case, leave it to Manuela! [11:56] Manuela     One customer, coming through! [11:58] Nephy     Master! [11:59] Manuela     Hurry along, now! [12:02] Zagan     That collar really does attract attention. [12:05] (Flashback) Announcer     The collar must keep her mana contained. [12:08] (Flashback) Announcer     She's likely to run off without it,      so please, be careful. [12:16] Manuela     How does this ensemble strike you? [12:19] Zagan     Right... [12:20] Zagan     Wha— [12:29] Manuela     What do you think?! I don't mind     saying I think it's perfect! [12:32] Zagan     How, exactly?! [12:33] Zagan     How did you go from      "some kind of outfit" to all this?! [12:37] Manuela     I was trying to cater to your tastes, sir. [12:41] Zagan     Who exactly does she think I am?! [12:46] Nephy     P-Please... don't look at me... [12:50] Zagan     Some normal clothing, please! [12:52] Manuela     But it suits her so well. [12:55] Manuela     In that case, let's try the next one! [12:57] Zagan     And drop that thing in your hands! [13:01] Manuela     Just a little joke, that's all! [13:09] Manuela     Now, what do you think of this one? [13:12] Manuela     It's an orthodox maid outfit, [13:14] Manuela     but the dress and apron are     both made of high quality silk. [13:18] Manuela     The boots have healing     sorcery applied to them, [13:20] Manuela     which limits the amount of exhaustion     caused from working on your feet. [13:25] Zagan     What do you think, Nephy? [13:26] Nephy     I'll accept whatever's offered. [13:29] Zagan     If you keep that up, she's likely to put     you in another getup like that one before. SIGN    Glint [13:33] Manuela     Glint! [13:34] Nephy     I like this outfit, Master! [13:36] Manuela     Thanks for shopping with us! [13:44] Manuela     It's great that you have a     master who cares for you. [13:49] Nephy     He... cares for me? [13:56] Zagan     Nephy, we'll go into that shop next. [13:58] Zagan     O-Okay. [14:00] Smith     H-How might be of service, Mister Sorcerer? [14:04] Zagan     There's something I want     you to take a look at. [14:07] Zagan     Do you know how to remove this collar? [14:10] Nephy     But... [14:12] Zagan     As long as you wear it, it's like you're     still Archdemon Marchosias' property. [14:17] Zagan     You don't need it anymore. [14:20] Nephy     Right. [14:22] Zagan     Indeed. [14:23] Zagan     "Indeed," my ass! [14:25] Zagan     I talked about her like she     was an object again. SIGN    Sulk [14:30] Smith     Mister Sorcerer, this thing's ensorcelled! [14:34] Smith     That's too much for folks like us! [14:37] Smith     And I hate to break it to you, but... [14:41] Smith     I'm pretty sure the collar's trapped! [14:44] Smith     If you don't remove it the right way,      it might take her head off. [14:47] Zagan     That rules out removing it by force. [14:50] Smith     Using the original key would be best. [14:54] Zagan     No one at the auction had a key. [14:58] Zagan     It's likely somewhere inside     of Marchosias' castle. [15:02] Zagan     I appreciate it. You can have this. [15:04] Smith     C'mon, sir, I haven't done     anything to earn that! [15:07] Smith     Not to mention, I couldn't     accept payment from you! [15:13] Smith     You saved me, once before. [15:17] Smith     It was about a year ago... [15:20] Smith     When my coach was under attack,     you saved my daughter and me. [15:25] Smith     We ran off because we were scared, [15:28] Smith     but you were nice enough to let us go. [15:32] Smith     I hope you can forgive us! [15:34] Zagan     Out of the countless pests I've swatted, [15:37] Zagan     some of them must've been     attacking this blacksmith. [15:40] Zagan     I'll take this back, then, but you don't     need to worry about that meaningless act. [15:44] Zagan     I don't even remember it. [15:46] Smith     Well, I'll never forget! [15:48] Smith     If you ever need anything,     by all means, let me know! [15:53] Zagan     What's going on today?! [15:55] Zagan     People are being so friendly     it's creeping me out! [15:59] Zagan     Having Nephy around makes     this big a difference?! [16:03] Smith     He was too scary to even speak to before. [16:07] Smith     But look at him now. [16:16] Zagan     The sun's already setting. [16:18] Zagan     I shouldn't make Nephy cook     after getting home so late. [16:30] Nephy     Um... [16:33] Nephy     Master, do you intend to remove this collar? [16:37] Zagan     That's the plan. [16:39] Nephy     Do you not think I'll run away once it's gone? [16:44] Zagan     Well... the idea doesn't thrill me. [16:47] Zagan     And it's pretty likely to happen. [16:50] Zagan     Nephy has no reason to be     invested in me as I am in her. [16:54] Zagan     But even then...     Even if it means she might run... [16:59] Zagan     It's not as if I can take     it off right now, anyway. [17:01] Zagan     I wouldn't get your hopes up. [17:03] Zagan     Why couldn't I just say,     "But I still want to take it off you"?! [17:08] Nephy     Right. [17:12] Zagan     Maybe there's a sorcerous tome with     lessons on how to talk to girls. SIGN    Stare [17:18] Zagan     What's wrong? Do you not know     how to use a knife and fork? [17:22] Nephy     No... [17:28] Nephy     I've just... never eaten like this before. [17:32] Zagan     Oh, I see. [17:34] Zagan     I think I finally understand     what it is about Nephy [17:37] Zagan     that grabbed my attention at a glance. [17:39] Zagan     We're the same. [17:41] Zagan     She's just like I was when I had no power, [17:43] Zagan     despairing at a world     where I didn't belong... [17:47] Zagan     Just start with whatever     you think looks best. [17:50] Zagan     There's no one here you     need to show restraint for. [17:54] Nephy     But... [17:54] Zagan     Just eat. It should be much better     than the jerky from this morning. [18:03] Nephy     Thank you for the food. SIGN    Gasp SIGN    Nom SIGN    Roll [18:21] Zagan     You won't taste anything from licking it. [18:23] Zagan     You have to bite it! SIGN    Splch [18:27] Zagan     W-Well? SIGN    Gulp [18:29] Nephy     I think... it's good. [18:33] Nephy     I was expecting it to be sweeter. [18:36] Nephy     But it's very juicy. [18:51] Nephy     Here. [18:52] Zagan     Say... what?! [18:55] Zagan     She's... going to feed me?! [18:58] Zagan     With the spoon she just     put in her mouth, too. [19:02] Zagan     Is this allowed?! SIGN    Munch     Munch     Munch [19:07] Zagan     It's good. [19:08] Nephy     Yes. [19:10] Nephy     You never give me any orders, Master. [19:13] Zagan     I guess not. [19:15] Nephy     Master... [19:17] Nephy     Will you allow me to do things that     I think will be of use to you? [19:23] Zagan     I will. Do as you wish, Nephy. [19:27] Nephy     Right. I will, then. [19:33] Zagan     You like these, right? [19:35] Zagan     Go ahead. SIGN    Nom [19:40] Zagan     What do you think? [19:42] Nephy     It's good. [19:51] Zagan     For now, it seems... [19:53] Zagan     seeing each other as master and     servant has helped things settle down. [20:08] Chastille     That was no dream.     Unbelievably, a sorcerer saved my life. [20:13] Chastille     We'd been exterminating wicked     sorcerers who target young women... [20:17] Chastille     And were on the way home. [20:19] Chastille     One of the Angelic Knights     suddenly attacked us. [20:23] Chastille     But later, I learned it was really one of the     Facestealers, the very group we'd been after. [20:30] Chastille     And that man... his name is Zagan. [20:34] Chastille     He had a very cruel look to him. [20:37] Chastille     But something about him     seemed... lonely, too. [20:43] Clavwell     Lost in thought? [20:45] Chastille     Lord Clavwell! [20:47] Clavwell     There's no need for such formalities. [20:50] Clavwell     You're the hero responsible for     getting rid of the sinners [20:53] Clavwell     behind this string of kidnappings. [20:56] Chastille     No... you entrusted me with Angelic Knights,     Your Lordship, of which I lost four. [21:02] Clavwell     That's not your fault. [21:04] Clavwell     And you returned after     avenging your brothers. [21:08] Clavwell     You can be proud of that deed. [21:11] Chastille     Yes, sir. [21:12] Clavwell     But this incident... is not over yet. [21:17] Clavwell     After scouring the sorcerer's lair, [21:21] Clavwell     we've discovered another     culprit is behind it all. [21:24] Clavwell     The sorcerer, Zagan. [21:27] Clavwell     He's the one truly responsible     for these horrid kidnappings. [21:31] Chastille     Wha... [21:32] Chastille     Might this be some kind of mistake? [21:35] Clavwell     Sorcerers are wicked. [21:37] Clavwell     Even if he has no connection     to these kidnappings, [21:40] Clavwell     he is still evil, and must face judgment. [21:45] Chastille     Then, Your Lordship,     please task me with this duty. [21:49] Clavwell     I'm pleased that you would volunteer! [21:52] Clavwell     I leave it to you then, [21:53] Clavwell     Maiden of the Sacred Sword,     Angelic Knight-Captain, Chastille Lillqvist! SIGN    Next Time:     The Quieter They Are, the Devastatingly Scarier They Are When Mad