# E7 - Keep the Secret a Secret
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***SIGN*** Episode 7
"Keep the Secret a Secret"
**[01:21] Bellnoa**
This says this superhuman can
achieve a power level of 10,000,000!
**[01:24] Nona**
This says my attack level is 530,000!
**[01:26] Haruto**
What? You're already nearby?
**[01:28] Haruto**
You could have warned me, Kanmuri Seijirou!
**[01:31] Haruto**
Nona, Bellnoa! Stop looking
at the manga and hide!
**[01:34] Seijirou**
Hey.
**[01:39] Haruto**
K-Kanmuri!
**[01:40] Haruto**
How did you...
**[01:43] Kanmuri**
How, you ask?
**[01:49] Kusabi**
Like this! That's how!
**[01:51] Haruto**
I-It can't be.
**[01:52] Haruto**
The third moving figurine, Kusabi-chan,
belongs to you, Kanmuri?
**[01:57] Seijirou**
Bouida.
**[01:58] Seijirou**
We live in a country that's top class
in its otaku culture and hobbies,
**[02:02] Seijirou**
where we can enjoy ourselves to the fullest.
**[02:04] Seijirou**
We might even be happier
than any civilization or culture
**[02:08] Seijirou**
to have lived on this Earth.
**[02:11] Haruto**
You might be right.
**[02:13] Seijirou**
It's time to pay it forward!
**[02:15] Seijirou**
To leave this place even more wonderful
for future generations of otaku
**[02:18] Seijirou**
we must unravel the mystery
of the moving figurines!
**[02:21] Seijirou**
Don't you agree?
**[02:23] Haruto**
I have never been prouder than I am
today to call a man like you my friend!
**[02:28] Seijirou**
Bouida! Then you will...
**[02:29] Haruto**
Though I won't be helping you! You can do it!
**[02:32] Seijirou**
You bastard!
**[02:34] Seijirou**
As I thought, it's on the move...
**[02:37] Seijirou**
I've brought you a little present, Bouida.
**[02:39] Seijirou**
Whether you help me or not,
the experiment has already begun.
**[02:44] Seijirou**
This mysterious phenomenon
where figurines of beautiful girls
**[02:46] Seijirou**
begin to move on their own...
**[02:48] Seijirou**
Super Mobile Girls!
**[02:50] Seijirou**
That is what I have decided to call them!
**[02:53] Haruto**
You what? That's so embarrassing!
**[02:55] Nona**
A fourth moving figurine.
**[02:57] Ozma**
Data analysis complete!
**[03:00] Ozma**
Her name is Amanohara Subaru.
**[03:02] Ozma**
She's a character from *Striking Fist 3*,
a one-on-one fighting game.
**[03:06] Bellnoa**
Fighting...
**[03:08] Bellnoa**
Is she strong?
**[03:09] Ozma**
Yeah. Apparently, she was super strong.
**[03:11] Ozma**
Because her performance
stats were so overpowered,
**[03:14] Ozma**
there were some places that banned her use.
**[03:16] Bellnoa**
Hey! Apparently, you're really strong!
**[03:18] Nona**
Bellnoa's so fast!
**[03:20] Subaru**
Could this be... a competition?
**[03:23] Bellnoa**
That's right. A competition.
**[03:24] Bellnoa**
You look like a martial arts type.
**[03:26] Bellnoa**
I'll do this without my sword or magic!
**[03:29] Nona**
Wait, Bellnoa! You're moving too fast!
**[03:31] Bellnoa**
Fear not. We're fighting so that
we can better understand each other.
**[03:35] Bellnoa**
That's the how the power of friendship begins!
**[03:38] Ozma**
And there it is!
**[03:39] Ozma**
The influence of the manga
she was just reading!
**[03:41] Bellnoa**
Let's go!
**[03:42] Bellnoa**
Leg Laria—
**[03:47] Nona**
Huh? What's happening...
**[03:48] Haruto**
Ate-mi-Nage!
**[03:49] Haruto**
She redirects her opponent's attack
and uses it to throw them.
**[03:52] Haruto**
It's one of Subaru's signature moves!
**[03:53] Bellnoa**
Not bad. Now, it's my turn!
**[03:57] Nona**
What's that?
**[03:58] Haruto**
An Average Punch!
**[03:59] Bellnoa**
You...
**[04:00] Bellnoa**
Ow!
**[04:01] Kusabi**
And that?
**[04:02] Haruto**
An Average Kick!
**[04:03] Nona**
Those punches and kicks don't
seem very powerful, so why...
**[04:06] Ozma**
Well...
**[04:06] Haruto**
It's because she's strong on the zones!
**[04:09] Haruto**
In fighting games, the moves
of each of the characters
***SIGN*** Attack Zone
***SIGN*** Vulnerable Zone
**[04:11] Haruto**
have attack zones and vulnerable zones, but...
**[04:13] Haruto**
Subaru's attack zone is
much bigger than it looks.
**[04:16] Haruto**
And, for some reason, her hands
and fingers have no vulnerable zone.
**[04:19] Haruto**
All of which is why she can completely
evade her opponent's attacks!
**[04:22] Nona**
I see!
**[04:24] Bellnoa**
I won't hold back anymore!
**[04:26] Bellnoa**
Take this!
**[04:27] Haruto**
That's enough, Bellnoa!
**[04:30] Haruto**
If you fight with the combined power
of your sword and magic, as a hero,
**[04:32] Haruto**
there is no one who can beat you!
**[04:35] Haruto**
It won't be a competition anymore.
**[04:37] Bellnoa**
Y-You're right, Haruto. Sorry.
**[04:40] Kusabi**
Oh, and there goes Haruto!
**[04:42] Kusabi**
He may not know a girl's heart, but
he's good at appealing to a hero's heart!
**[04:46] Haruto**
A new moving figurine.
**[04:47] Haruto**
Amanohara Subaru. Seriously?
**[04:49] Seijirou**
What do you think, Bouida?
Has it served to rouse your curiosity?
**[04:54] Haruto**
Oh, that's right. You were here.
**[04:55] Seijirou**
Yes, I was!
**[04:56] Seijirou**
And I'm not the type that can just jump in
**[04:58] Seijirou**
when everyone is saying, "Wow!"
and having a good time!
**[05:00] Seijirou**
That aside, what do you think?
Don't you want to see what comes next?
**[05:04] Seijirou**
If you'll help, I'm sure we can unravel
the mystery of the Super Mobile Girls.
**[05:10] Haruto**
Kanmuri.
**[05:11] Haruto**
There's only one thing
I can say to you right now.
**[05:14] Haruto**
I wanted this figurine, but they
didn't make many, so I gave up.
**[05:19] Haruto**
Are you really giving it to me?
**[05:20] Seijirou**
I never said I'd give her to you!
**[05:22] Nona**
You wanted her?
**[05:23] Haruto**
Gulp!
**[05:24] Nona**
Haruto-san, you weren't planning
to cheat on me with her, too, right?
**[05:27] Haruto**
U-Um...
**[05:28] Bellnoa**
Hey. She's gone.
**[05:30] Ozma**
You're right! When did that happen?
**[05:32] Haruto**
Where is she? Come out, my Subaru-san!
**[05:34] Nona**
Hey! What did you just say?
**[05:36] Kusabi**
She's small, so if she hides,
it'll be super hard to find her.
**[05:39] Haruto**
Then it's time for Operation Tempt Her
from the Celestial Cave.
**[05:43] Haruto**
Amanohara Subaru is a master
of ancient Japanese martial arts,
**[05:45] Haruto**
but she's basically just a regular
human high school girl.
**[05:48] Haruto**
She must still be somewhere in this apartment.
**[05:50] Ozma**
Even if she is, why are we
playing a board game?
**[05:53] Haruto**
If we look like we're having fun playing
this game, I'm sure she'll come out.
**[05:57] Haruto**
Why? Because Amanohara Subaru...
**[05:59] Haruto**
is an otaku!
**[06:01] Subaru**
He just said my name.
**[06:03] Subaru**
Now that I think about it, what is
this place? Who are those giants?
**[06:07] Subaru**
If things were going to turn out this way,
**[06:08] Subaru**
I should've immersed myself in my
otaku hobbies instead of fighting.
**[06:11] Subaru**
I could have read all the hidden treasures
from the back of my bookshelf...
**[06:14] Subaru**
If only I'd binge watched anime
from first thing in the morning,
**[06:16] Subaru**
spent the whole night playing
through games over and over,
**[06:18] Subaru**
and lived the wonderful
life of the socially crippled!
**[06:20] Kusabi**
Nona, aren't you going to play the game?
**[06:22] Nona**
I am not.
**[06:25] Subaru**
The steam! I'm getting all damp!
**[06:29] Subaru**
Hey, stop it!
**[06:30] Subaru**
What's with this machine? It's like a trap
built to produce fan service scenes!
**[06:33] Subaru**
In this situation, if I'd been wearing a skirt,
a pantie-flash would have been inevitable!
**[06:36] Subaru**
I'm sorry I'm wearing a hakama
**[06:37] Subaru**
so the only fan service you'll get
is the zone right above my knees!
**[06:39] Subaru**
But I understand. I understand that
burning feeling that comes from a glimpse!
**[06:42] Subaru**
A glimpse of navel, the outline of a nipple,
**[06:44] Subaru**
can be precursors to love
that transcends gender!
**[06:45] Subaru**
I understand! I do!
**[06:47] Subaru**
I understand, so please turn it off!
**[06:53] Subaru**
Thinking about it calmly,
**[06:55] Subaru**
maybe it isn't that everything around me
is big. Maybe it's that I'm small?
**[06:59] Nona**
That's a very good guess.
**[07:01] Nona**
You're right. It's that we're small.
That much is correct.
**[07:08] Nona**
*What should I do?*
**[07:09] Nona**
*Should I just tell her?*
**[07:11] Nona**
* Tell her that she's just a moving*
* 1/6 scale figurine of a pretty girl,*
**[07:14] Nona**
*that she's a fictional character?*
**[07:17] Subaru**
Um... Could it be that I'm a 1/6 scale figurine?
**[07:21] Nona**
Yes. Though I'm sure
it's difficult to believe.
**[07:26] Nona**
What?!
**[07:27] Subaru**
I thought so!
**[07:29] Subaru**
This is just about the right size for that.
**[07:31] Subaru**
And I feel like I was in that
kind of box to start with.
**[07:34] Subaru**
At the time, there was something crackly
that had the feel of a blister pack...
**[07:37] Subaru**
Then there's the faint smell of plasticizer
and paint coming from my whole body.
**[07:41] Subaru**
And the decisive evidence is...
**[07:43] Subaru**
See? I knew it!
**[07:45] Subaru**
Earlier when this flew up, I caught a glimpse.
**[07:48] Nona**
What? What? Where...
**[07:49] Subaru**
You're probably fine.
**[07:51] Subaru**
They don't usually do that
to the main body of a figurine.
**[07:54] Subaru**
It's usually on the stand.
**[07:55] Subaru**
Which means my hakama was made as a
separate piece that's meant to be removable.
**[08:00] Subaru**
That's so sexy.
**[08:02] Subaru**
Now that I think about it, what kind of
underwear am I supposed to be wearing?
**[08:04] Subaru**
Since I'm a figurine, I hope they
put effort into getting that right.
**[08:07] Subaru**
The standard is white,
**[08:08] Subaru**
but since I'm a fighter, maybe
sporty types or something?
**[08:10] Subaru**
Oh! And I can't rule out the
possibility of gym shorts.
**[08:13] Subaru**
In the spirit of discovering the
truth, I shall take everything off!
**[08:15] Subaru**
But that should really be done in private!
**[08:18] Nona**
Uh... Um...
**[08:19] Subaru**
Are you an android?
**[08:21] Nona**
Well... Yes.
**[08:22] Subaru**
That's awesome! So sexy! And seriously cool!
**[08:24] Subaru**
How much of that can you take off?
**[08:26] Subaru**
Showing mech-girls in any kind of
indecent situation is super rare, but...
**[08:29] Subaru**
could it be that you're set up to
make that dream come true?
**[08:32] Nona**
What? Um...
**[08:33] Nona**
Stop it!
**[08:36] Subaru**
I'd like to formally introduce myself to you.
**[08:38] Subaru**
I am the inheritor of the Shinkuu
Amanohara-style Jujitsu, Amanohara Subaru.
**[08:44] Subaru**
That is the back story of my
character in a fighting game...
**[08:46] Subaru**
And I'm a 1/6 scale figurine of her... I think.
**[08:50] Ozma**
It's amazing she realizes
all that right from the start.
**[08:52] Haruto**
There isn't much left to say!
**[08:54] Haruto**
It makes everything easier!
**[08:55] Haruto**
Um... I'm Bouida Haruto.
**[08:57] Haruto**
I'm a big fan of yours, and of your game!
**[09:00] Haruto**
Please feel free to relax and treat
this place as if it was your home.
**[09:03] Haruto**
We have tons of manga, games, and anime!
**[09:06] Haruto**
I'll pick out some I'm sure you'll like!
**[09:08] Ozma**
I've been wondering...
**[09:10] Ozma**
All of us moving figurines seem
to be made by Takasago-ya.
**[09:14] Nona**
Takasago-ya?
**[09:16] Ozma**
A minor model making company
**[09:17] Ozma**
that's been creating one super
niche figurine after another.
**[09:23] Nona**
Subaru-san, you're amazing!
**[09:24] Nona**
Or rather, what's this all of a sudden?
**[09:26] Subaru**
This person is a fan of mine
and of my game. Which means...
**[09:31] Subaru**
He knows all of my character
back story and stats
**[09:34] Subaru**
including my super private secrets?
**[09:36] Haruto**
It's true. I know everything.
**[09:38] Haruto**
Starting with Subaru-san's
individual character stats...
**[09:41] Haruto**
Height, 154 cm. Weight, 46 kg.
**[09:44] Haruto**
Sizes from the top, 78, 56, 82.
**[09:48] Haruto**
And I know the depths of the otaku interests
you never want anyone to find out about.
**[09:52] Subaru**
I knew it!
**[09:54] Subaru**
All of my full-on otaku
interests exposed! In detail!
**[09:57] Subaru**
And, of all things, to a man!
**[09:59] Subaru**
I could die.
**[10:00] Subaru**
My life meter has dropped
way beyond zero! It's overkill!
**[10:03] Subaru**
If God exists, he must be a super sadist!
**[10:05] Nona**
Wha— What?
**[10:06] Haruto**
Wait!
**[10:09] Haruto**
Please read that.
**[10:11] Haruto**
Don't let Nona or the others see it.
**[10:14] Subaru**
What is it? A letter?
**[10:17] Subaru**
What is this? Really? There's
something seriously wrong with you!
**[10:20] Subaru**
This is ridiculous. In a way, I respect you.
**[10:22] Subaru**
Are you sure you want me knowing all this?
**[10:26] Subaru**
You're the only one I'm telling
the depths of my otaku interests.
**[10:31] Haruto**
If other people found out, I might die.
**[10:34] Haruto**
So...
**[10:38] Subaru**
I understand.
**[10:38] Subaru**
We won't tell anyone. Either of us. Right?
**[10:42] Ozma**
I see. An exchange of secrets.
**[10:44] Nona**
How wonderful!
**[10:46] Nona**
By the way, Haruto-san,
**[10:48] Nona**
as your wife, I feel I have the right
to know those depths, as well!
**[10:55] Kusabi**
We've arrived at the office!
**[10:57] Kusabi**
I'm really handy to have around, right?
**[11:00] Kusabi**
You should be grateful, Seijirou!
**[11:01] Kusabi**
Or rather, Mr. Company President.
***SIGN*** Molding Memories and the Future