Amazing Stranger, Choukadou Girl 1/6
Bouida Haruto is a hardcore otaku who has no interest in 3D (real) girls. One day, he bought a figure of his favorite anime heroine, Nona, but then suddenly, Nona started to move! The frenzied married life between one otaku and one robot (?) is about to start!
- Season 1
- E1 - You're a Super Mobile Girl
- E2 - Earth Robot: Ozma
- E3 - What You Learn Today Can Be Overturned Tomorrow
- E4 - Bellnoa the Brave
- E5 - Dragulious Saga
- E6 - Even in Love, Even in Love
- E7 - Keep the Secret a Secret
- E8 - Striking Fist
- E9 - Love You Till I Die, Love Even Your Lies
- E10 - Another World! Staying with Figurines at a Hot Spring Inn
- E11 - Space Probe`s (Space Pilot`s) Song
- E12 - Let Me See Your Universe
Season 1
E1 - You're a Super Mobile Girl
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[00:01] Haruto
After traveling among distant stars,
[00:04] ---
searching for intelligent life,
[00:06] Haruto
she has finally arrived in a world of giants.
[00:12] Haruto
She is called Female Form
Planetary Space Probe 9.
[00:16] Haruto
Also known as Nona.
[00:19] Nona
Hello! Nice to meet you!
[00:21] Haruto
On this planet, Nona met a particular giant.
[00:25] Nona
I shouldn't go investigate the town?
[00:28] Giant
The settlements are dangerous.
[00:31] Giant
For the bored residents of this planet,
[00:33] ---
your appearance would be
too shocking and exciting.
[00:36] Nona
It's the way I look that's
the problem, isn't it?
[00:39] Giant
Well... Your appearance is rather strange,
[00:41] ---
but I think you look beautiful.
[00:44] Giant
You should only move around at night.
[00:46] ---
When people come to the shop,
you should pretend to be a doll.
[00:49] Giant
I'll begin work on what
you asked for tomorrow.
[00:53] Nona
Okay!
[01:06] Nona
Huh?
[01:10] Nona
Where am I?
SIGN Episode One
"You're a Super Mobile Girl"
[02:33] Nona
This place is completely different
from the giant carver's place.
[02:37] Nona
Did he sell me by accident?
[02:39] Haruto
I told you. I'm not going
to any dating mixers!
[02:41] Haruto
I, Bouida Haruto, have zero interest
in any real, living women!
[02:44] ---
Not a smidge! Not a single drop!
[02:47] Haruto
Are you serious?
[02:49] Haruto
The girls in games and
anime are obviously better!
[02:52] Haruto
You just don't get it, do you?
[02:54] Haruto
It's these girls, who your words and
your feelings will never reach...
[02:58] Haruto
Girls people have painstakingly
created as the perfect ideals
[03:00] ---
who are the ultimate beings!
[03:02] Haruto
Yes! That's right!
[03:04] Haruto
It's because we can never,
ever reach that we continue to try!
[03:07] Haruto
We who chase our dreams and embark
on this unending challenge!
[03:11] Haruto
Why can't you underst—
[03:13] Haruto
Huh?
[03:16] Haruto
For crying out loud.
[03:18] Haruto
Don't just assume that your
perspective and values are
[03:20] ---
normal and force them on other people.
[03:24] Haruto
But I get it.
[03:26] Haruto
Most people aren't going to understand,
and I don't expect them to.
[03:34] Haruto
This ever-unchanging beauty!
[03:36] ---
This is the ultimate! This is supremacy!
[03:38] Haruto
This is rightly called a 1/6th scale miracle
created by the godly talents of a master!
[03:42] Haruto
A present from me to me for
moving out and living on my own!
[03:46] Haruto
It is absolutely not because being
suddenly on my own makes me feel lonely.
[03:48] Haruto
I have often heard that once you start
with figures, there's no going back.
[03:52] ---
However!
[03:53] Haruto
She is... Nona is different!
[03:57] Haruto
Wha?
[03:58] Haruto
Huh?
[03:59] Haruto
Isn't her pose different than it was before?
[04:02] Nona
Is this the giant that bought me by mistake?
[04:05] Nona
I don't understand anything he's saying,
but he doesn't seem hostile.
[04:08] Nona
For now, I'll pretend to
be a doll so I can wait and see.
[04:11] Haruto
That's weird. It's supposed
to be a fixed pose.
[04:16] Haruto
Wow! I can't see the cracks
of the joints at all!
[04:18] Haruto
Is it a seamless body type?
[04:20] Haruto
None of the model magazines or the
official site said anything about that.
[04:24] Haruto
But this is amazing.
[04:25] ---
No matter how I move her,
she keeps the position.
[04:25] Nona
Did he see me move?
[04:27] Haruto
The smoothness of the
movement on these joints.
[04:27] Nona
But he can't have noticed yet.
[04:29] Haruto
This is real craftsmanship!
[04:31] Haruto
Oh, it's soft.
[04:32] Haruto
I see, I see.
[04:33] Haruto
That's the sort of materials they used.
[04:33] Nona
Wai—Wait! Oh!
[04:35] Haruto
Hold on. More importantly, what's this?
[04:38] Haruto
I can take this off.
[04:43] Haruto
It couldn't be the bottoms, too?
[04:44] Haruto
It's a full cast-off
without excessive modding?
[04:46] Haruto
Can they do that? They won't get sued?
[04:56] Nona
Switching to Self-Defense Mode.
[05:00] Nona
You are... an enemy.
[05:06] Haruto
What's this?
[05:06] Haruto
Huh? Huh?!
[05:17] Haruto
I didn't do it on purpose!
[05:19] Nona
Honestly! You are so an enemy! Give it back!
[05:22] Haruto
Okay. Okay!
[05:24] ---
Huh?
[05:26] ---
Huh? What?
[05:29] Haruto
Sorry. I lost it.
[05:34] Haruto
Wait! Wait! Calm down!
[05:42] Haruto
Once you start with figures,
there's no going back.
[05:46] Haruto
What have I done?
[05:47] Haruto
Is this what they meant?
[05:55] Nona
Now, please explain what is going on here.
[05:59] Haruto
The doll I bought is
talking and moving around?
[06:03] Haruto
The world of figures has
advanced much too far.
[06:05] Nona
Oh! Maybe we should start from there.
[06:07] Nona
Giant citizen, there seems to be
a misunderstanding that needs clearing up.
[06:11] Haruto
Wow! I'm talking with Nona right now!
[06:15] Haruto
Her voice is exactly the same!
Is it synthesized? A new recording?
[06:18] Nona
Let's see... I am not a doll, though.
As you can see, I'm not organic.
[06:24] Haruto
What? You were in the shop with
the other dolls, weren't you?
[06:28] Nona
Yes!
[06:29] Haruto
And... I bought you.
[06:31] Nona
Yes! But I fear that was
through the carver's mistake.
[06:34] Haruto
Carver? Mistake?
[06:36] Haruto
What are you talking about?
[06:38] Nona
I'm Nona.
[06:40] Nona
I've come in search of intelligent
life from a far distant star.
[06:43] ---
I'm a visitor from Earth!
[06:45] Haruto
I know.
[06:46] Haruto
I know, but... you can't be.
[06:49] Haruto
O-Okay.
[06:50] Haruto
Wait just a minute. I'll go call the carver.
[06:56] Haruto
What is this?
[06:57] Haruto
This can't be normal.
[06:59] Haruto
A moving, talking figure...
[07:02] Haruto
I'm so glad I bought her!
[07:04] Haruto
These new figures are amazing!
[07:07] Haruto
Is it thanks to 3D modeling and AI tech?
[07:09] Haruto
Technology has made crazy advances!
[07:12] Haruto
But it's so amazing,
it's actually problematic.
[07:15] Haruto
There's no mistake.
[07:16] Haruto
She is the heroine from my beloved anime
Planetary Explorer Girl, Nona herself.
[07:22] Haruto
The episode just before
the finale, episode 24,
[07:24] ---
was about the carver on a planet of giants.
[07:26] Haruto
This must be what she's talking about.
[07:29] Haruto
Which means that her memories
might be from inside the anime.
[07:33] Haruto
If she learns that they're all fictional...
[07:36] Haruto
How great would her grief be?
[07:41] Haruto
I cannot make her sad!
[07:43] Haruto
I will match her story perfectly!
[07:45] Haruto
After all, I am super-obsessed with this work!
[07:48] Haruto
DVDs, Blu-rays, and even though I don't have
a player, I bought the 4K remastered edition!
[07:52] Haruto
There is nothing I do not know!
[08:00] Nona
Th-This is...
[08:07] Nona
That was my mother ship... the Comet Library.
[08:11] Haruto
This is bad!
[08:12] Haruto
She's seen the one thing she should
never have seen, the anime!
[08:17] Nona
I see...
[08:18] Nona
It seems I was the one
with the misunderstanding.
[08:22] Nona
To be able to film my ship when
it's in planetary orbit...
[08:25] Nona
I underestimated the scientific
capabilities of this planet.
[08:27] Haruto
Huh?
[08:30] Haruto
What?
[08:30] Haruto
What is it now?
[08:32] Haruto
The Blu-ray case!
[08:34] Haruto
If she sees the description on the packaging,
it'll really be over!
[08:38] Nona
I-Is this...
[08:39] Haruto
Stop right there!
[08:41] Nona
Hey!
[08:42] Haruto
S-Sorry...
[08:44] Nona
Isn't this a message record?
[08:47] Nona
Before I started my planetary exploration,
spaceships spread these everywhere.
[08:52] Haruto
Uh... N-No.
[08:54] Haruto
It's just a bonus disc
I got for pre-ordering.
[08:57] Nona
To make a case that fits so
perfectly just to preserve it...
[09:00] Nona
Did you understand the contents?
[09:06] Nona
Giant-san?
[09:09] Haruto
Right. I've finished scanning the room.
[09:12] Haruto
There are no bugs or wiretaps present.
[09:14] Haruto
Welcome, SETI-G No. 9.
[09:17] Haruto
Female Form Planetary Space Probe 9.
[09:20] Nona
Yes?
[09:21] Nona
Wow! You know that much about me?
[09:24] Nona
Who are you?
[09:26] Haruto
My name is Bouida Haruto.
[09:28] Haruto
I am a scholar on this planet of giants!
[09:31] Haruto
I'm actually just a
programmer who works from home.
[09:34] Nona
Professor Bouida!
[09:35] Haruto
I have a proposal for you.
[09:37] Haruto
I've already informed the carver,
[09:39] ---
but there are very few places
to hide in that settlement.
[09:42] Haruto
In this city, you should
use my residence as a base
[09:44] ---
and continue your planetary exploration.
[09:48] Nona
Wow...
[09:49] Nona
Looking from space, I had no idea!
[09:52] Nona
I can't believe there was a city this big!
[09:54] Haruto
There are many giants living here, but...
[09:57] Haruto
For the bored residents of this planet,
[09:59] ---
your appearance would be
too shocking and exciting.
[10:01] Nona
I understand!
[10:02] Haruto
But if you went into a bag or
something and I were to accompany you,
[10:05] ---
you could safely explore the outside as well.
[10:08] Haruto
In exchange, please tell me about
your home planet and travels.
[10:12] Nona
Of course!
[10:13] Nona
Thank you so much, Professor Bouida!
[10:21] Haruto
I am the man who has traveled all
of space, Professor Bouida... Nona...
[10:26] Haruto
Huh? It's morning?
[10:28] Haruto
Nona?
[10:29] Haruto
Nona?
[10:30] Haruto
Nona?
[10:32] Haruto
No...na?
[10:34] Haruto
Really... Professor Bouida, huh?
[10:37] Haruto
Even if it was a dream, just being able to
talk with you for a brief moment makes me...
[10:47] Nona
I wasn't asleep! I wasn't asleep!
[10:48] Nona
I'm just a doll!
[10:50] Nona
I'm so a doll!
[10:55] Nona
Why are you laughing?
[10:57] Haruto
You don't have to pretend
to be a doll with me.
[11:00] Haruto
More importantly, I'm looking
forward to working with you, Nona.
[11:04] Nona
Me, too!
E2 - Earth Robot: Ozma
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[01:20] Nona
A vast, well-maintained green land.
[01:24] Nona
A great lake, so large
I thought it was the ocean.
[01:27] Nona
After climbing a mountain,
I looked out from the summit
[01:30] Nona
and saw a mountain range
stretching into the distance.
[01:32] Nona
Everything on this planet is on a grand scale!
[01:34] Nona
That's a planet of giants for you!
SIGN Episode Two
"Earth Robot: Ozma"
[01:37] Haruto
Taking a figure around
and taking pictures of it...
[01:40] Haruto
I see why people get addicted to this.
[01:43] Haruto
Nona was happy, too.
[01:45] Haruto
But can I really continue like this?
[01:47] Haruto
Will I be able to keep the truth hidden?
[01:51] Nona
Professor, are you tired?
[01:54] Haruto
Oh, not especially.
[01:55] Haruto
Say, since we went on an excursion today,
would you like to take a bath?
[01:58] Nona
Really? I'd love to!
[02:00] Nona
You know, I really love baths!
[02:04] Haruto
Yes. I know.
[02:05] Haruto
After all, I am super obsessed with
your anime, Planetary Explorer Girl*.
[02:11] Haruto
Or rather, with you...
[02:14] Ozma
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[02:16] Haruto
Wh-What's this?
[02:17] Ozma
The hell?! You idjits! Damn it!
[02:21] Nona
You're...
[02:22] Nona
Ozma!
[02:24] Ozma
That moron...
[02:27] Nona
Professor! This is Earth Robot Ozma.
[02:30] Nona
He talks rough, but he's super brainy!
He acts as my support.
[02:34] Nona
Ozma. This is...
[02:36] Ozma
Oh, Professor Bouida, right?
[02:39] Haruto
What?
[02:42] Haruto
When they first showed a bath
scene of Nona in the anime...
[02:46] Haruto
"She... She can take all of that off?"
[02:49] Haruto
Everyone was shocked.
They couldn't stop talking about it, Ozma-kun.
[02:52] Ozma
Why don't we talk about stuff
that's shocking right now?
[02:56] Ozma
See? I'm moving, too.
[02:59] Haruto
I don't remember buying you, though.
[03:01] Ozma
I was in the same box as Nona!
You should know that, jerk!
[03:05] Ozma
Just now, in front of Nona,
I went along with the story,
[03:08] Ozma
but my specialty is information gathering.
[03:10] Ozma
I know that this is the real Earth
and that we're just figures.
[03:15] Haruto
Wha?
[03:16] Ozma
Listen up, ya jerk.
[03:18] Haruto
Try anything funny with Nona
[03:20] Haruto
and I'll tell her about us being figures
and who you really are, get it?
[03:23] Haruto
Wha? You! You're just a bonus toy!
[03:26] Ozma
You also know about my
stealth abilities, too, don't you?
[03:30] Ozma
I'll be keeping an eye on you.
[03:32] Haruto
It's true. I know every detail
about each of you.
SIGN Seasoned Nori
[03:37] Ozma
Huh? What're you doing?
SIGN Seasoned Nori
[03:39] Haruto
Ozma. I don't trust you.
[03:42] Ozma
Wh-What are you talking about?
I'm Nona's number one ally!
[03:46] Haruto
No, this emotion I feel
toward you... is revulsion.
[03:51] Haruto
I don't know why,
[03:53] Haruto
but I feel you have the potential
to hurt Nona and make her sad.
[03:56] Haruto
My heart screams it!
[03:59] Ozma
I-I don't get it! What the heck
is that supposed to mean?
[04:02] Ozma
But he even knows about my habit*
of hiding in jar-shaped objects.
[04:06] Ozma
Could his knowledge be the real thing?
[04:08] Haruto
Hey, Ozma. I don't want to make her sad.
[04:12] Haruto
I want her to live here on this planet happy
and healthy, never knowing the truth.
[04:17] Ozma
Uh. Hey.
[04:19] Haruto
What is it?
[04:20] Ozma
Um... I feel like it might be too late for that.
[04:24] Ozma
How long have you been listening, Nona?
[04:26] Nona
I may be a little ditzy, but even
I noticed something was odd.
[04:31] Nona
So, you have been hiding
something from me, haven't you?
[04:36] Nona
What is this?
[04:37] Nona
Ozma, did you know?
[04:40] Ozma
Um...
[04:41] Nona
Are you treating me like a child?
[04:43] Nona
Because I look like a girl?
[04:45] Nona
Being treated this way,
protected like this, hurts my pride!
[04:49] Nona
Professor Bouida...
[04:50] Nona
No. Who are you really?
[04:53] Nona
Tell me! Who are you?
[04:58] Ozma
Oh! He ran away!
[05:03] Ozma
Hey, you gonna be okay?
[05:05] Ozma
Was her getting mad that much of a shock?
[05:07] Haruto
Quite the opposite.
[05:08] Ozma
Huh?
[05:09] Haruto
I am currently crazy happy!
[05:12] Ozma
What?
[05:13] Haruto
In her rage, I felt her true emotions, her self!
[05:17] Haruto
I feel like I've connected with
the real her for the first time.
[05:20] Ozma
I-I see. You really are a
weird one, aren't you?
[05:24] Haruto
It would have turned out
like this sooner or later.
[05:26] Haruto
I must brace for the worst!
[05:28] Nona
Background documents?
[05:30] Nona
What are these? Is this me?
[05:33] Nona
It's stuff about me I don't know.
[05:35] Haruto
That's your DP system.
[05:38] Haruto
It's set up so that it only activates
under specific conditions,
[05:41] Haruto
and you don't remember anything afterwards.
[05:44] Haruto
Here's the novel. This is the original
work everything is based on.
SIGN Planetary Explorer Girl
[05:48] Nona
Oh, my! Everything I've
experienced is written down!
[05:53] Ozma
There's tons more here!
[05:54] Nona
That's amazing!
[05:55] Haruto
And this is the main event.
[05:57] Haruto
Brace yourself and take a look.
SIGN Stars are so distant from us. If only we could become fairy tales...
[06:00] Haruto
Complete plastic figure,
Planetary Explorer Girl's Nona.
[06:05] Nona
At 1/6 scale, approximately 25 cm...
[06:09] Nona
This is me?
[06:11] Nona
Oh! It's exactly right!
[06:13] Haruto
The animation. This is the primary media.
[06:17] Haruto
It aired seven years ago.
26 episodes in total.
[06:20] Nona
I see. I understand now.
[06:23] Nona
If I look at all the materials,
the answer I get is...
[06:28] Nona
I'm... fictional?
[06:32] Haruto
Yes.
[06:37] Nona
No!
[06:39] Nona
All the things I've experienced,
my adventures, my discoveries!
[06:41] Nona
They can't be something someone made up!
[06:44] Haruto
C-Calm down!
Don't throw your own merchandise!
[06:47] Nona
If you were told your whole life
was an anime, how would you feel?
[06:52] Haruto
I would hate that.
[06:54] Haruto
I would hate an anime like that.
[06:55] Nona
I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't!
[06:58] Nona
How can I possibly marry anyone now!
[07:01] Haruto
Nona...
[07:02] Haruto
When you look at all of this...
is that really all you feel?
[07:06] Haruto
And you call yourself a
high-performance space probe?
[07:08] Nona
All of that's just my description
from the anime!
[07:11] Haruto
Please, listen.
[07:13] Haruto
I love you!
[07:15] Haruto
Uh, I mean...
[07:16] Haruto
So many people watched the anime
and came to love you, including me.
[07:22] Haruto
We were happy with you
and sad when you were sad.
[07:26] Haruto
We wished from the bottom of our hearts that
your mission would end safely and successfully.
[07:30] Haruto
When you were so lonely
you didn't know what to do,
[07:32] Haruto
you looked up at the stars and cried.
(Flashback) [07:35] Nona
Don't forget me.
Someone please tell me I'm not alone.
[07:41] Haruto
Now, I can finally tell you in person.
[07:43] Haruto
We won't forget.
[07:46] Haruto
You are not alone.
[07:51] Ozma
You might not be as bad as
I thought, you obsessive freak.
[07:54] Haruto
More importantly, how's Nona?
[07:56] Nona
She was looking in your merchandise box
[07:58] Nona
saying she wanted to see what
other stuff there was.
[08:00] Haruto
I see.
[08:01] Haruto
Oh!
[08:02] Haruto
Ozma. I just realized why
I felt revulsion toward you.
[08:06] Ozma
Huh? Seriously? What was it?
[08:08] Haruto
This is bad. At the very bottom of that box is—
[08:14] Nona
What are these thin volumes?
[08:16] Haruto
Uh. Well. Those are... what you might
call "thin volumes"... I suppose.
[08:21] Nona
I can see that.
SIGN Rumble Rumble Rumble
[08:23] Nona
Is this what you meant when
you said you loved me?
[08:26] Ozma
Now, now, Nona.
[08:28] Ozma
This guy's a perv, but he's not a bad guy...
[08:31] Nona
Ozma. What is this?
[08:32] Nona
Do you want to do this? Have you wanted to?
SIGN Tentacles
SIGN Bondage
[08:34] Ozma
No way. I would never.
[08:36] Haruto
That's right. Tons of Ozma's
stories have this kind of this stuff,
[08:39] Haruto
so I just started feeling
revulsion towards him.
[08:41] Ozma
All of that's slander, you jerk!
[08:43] Nona
Neither of you come anywhere
near me for the time being.
[08:45] Haruto & Ozma
What?
[08:46] Haruto
Whoa, she locked it!
[08:47] Ozma
Hey, wait! Open the door!
[08:49] Haruto
And somehow, two weeks have passed
since Nona and Ozma started moving.
[08:54] Haruto
It's done.
[08:57] Haruto
Nona, are you watching TV again?
[09:00] Nona
Yes!
[09:01] Nona
Good job finishing your work.
[09:03] Nona
What is it you do again?
[09:05] Haruto
Well... I'm a work-from-home programmer.
[09:10] Nona
I see. I don't know what that is.
[09:12] Nona
Want some?
[09:14] Haruto
Wait. Nona! Enough is enough!
[09:17] Haruto
You're an SF anime lead character!
[09:19] Haruto
Ever since then, you've been lying around,
watching talk shows and eating chocolate...
[09:22] Haruto
Are you the wife in a four-panel family comic?
[09:25] Haruto
Finding your happiness...
[09:27] Haruto
If there's anything I can do, I'll do it.
[09:31] Nona
Bouida-san, do you love me?
[09:33] Haruto
Huh? Yeah, I mean, yes, I do.
[09:36] Haruto
But, you know... as a fan...
[09:38] Nona
Really?
[09:39] Nona
The thing is, I found this at the very bottom
of that box with all the merchandise in it.
SIGN Marriage Registration
[09:47] Nona
My name is written on it.
[09:49] Nona
Does this mean that...
[09:52] Haruto
Uh... no... It's not like that.
[09:54] Nona
I understand. I'm just one of lots of
girls from lots of anime that you love.
[10:00] Haruto
No, it's just you!
[10:02] Haruto
It's true that there are a lot of
girls in anime that I like,
[10:05] Haruto
but you're the only one that
I've felt certain about...
[10:07] Haruto
That I've written something like this for!
[10:11] Nona
I'm a space probe made to work for others.
[10:13] Nona
No matter the form, if someone
wants me, that is happiness for me!
[10:18] Nona
If you'll have me, I'd be happy to!
[10:22] Haruto
Does this mean my dream will come true?
[10:27] Haruto
Of course! I hope you'll have me!
[10:31] Haruto
Um. Nona-san?
[10:33] Nona
Yes?
[10:34] Haruto
Um. What about our marriage?
[10:36] Nona
Huh? We just did that.
[10:37] Nona
Women who've just gotten married
can watch TV and eat snacks all day, right?
[10:42] Haruto
You! You totally learned that from watching TV!
[10:44] Nona
Next, I guess we should fax it to mass
media outlets and hold a press conference.
[10:48] Haruto
And you've misunderstood a bunch of stuff!
[10:50] Nona
Oh, right, Haruto-san.
[10:52] Nona
Now that we're married,
you should only look at me. Okay?
[10:56] Nona
No other females, whether they're anime or real.
[10:59] Nona
I will never forgive you cheating on me!
[11:07] Nona
A... girl?
E3 - What You Learn Today Can Be Overturned Tomorrow
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SIGN Episode 3
[00:03] Mikoto
Who are you?
[00:05] Nona
Pleased to meet you. I'm Bouida's wife, Nona.
[00:08] Mikoto
I'm Bouida's little sister, Mikoto.
[00:12] Mikoto
Wait...
[00:12] Mikoto
What?
SIGN "What You Learn Today Can Be Overturned Tomorrow"
[00:17] Mikoto
But for figurines to start moving around...
[00:20] Mikoto
There really are strange things in the world.
[00:22] Haruto
Huh... You're accepting it pretty easily.
[00:25] Mikoto
But I do wonder why this happened.
[00:28] Ozma
See? I'm telling you,
this is the normal reaction.
[00:31] Mikoto
Still, it makes me really happy!
I liked this guy!
[00:38] Haruto
That's it!
[00:39] Haruto
I have a good idea.
[00:41] Haruto
I'm going out for a bit!
[00:43] Mikoto
Huh? Onii-chan?
[00:44] Nona
Honestly.
[00:45] Nona
Just when Mikoto-san went
to the trouble of visiting...
[00:47] Mikoto
In that case!
[00:48] Mikoto
I will take this opportunity to unravel
the mystery of your existence!
[00:52] Mikoto
No matter how mysterious,
everything has a logical explanation.
[00:54] Mikoto
And I am the one who will discover it!
[00:57] Mikoto
That is why "Planetary Explorer Girl" with
its theme of "exploring the unknown"
[01:01] Mikoto
shot straight into my heart!
[01:04] Nona
Thank you so much for watching!
[01:06] Mikoto
"What you learn today
can be overturned tomorrow."
[01:09] Mikoto
That was the anime's slogan.
[01:11] Mikoto
Here, Ozma. It was in the
box as part of the set.
[01:16] Ozma
This outfit!
[01:17] Mikoto
That's right!
[01:18] Mikoto
It's from the explanation segment
you did at the end of each episode!
[01:20] Mikoto
It's what you wore for "Professor
Ozma Exposes the Universe!"
[01:24] Ozma
Hello!
[01:27] Ozma
Habitability?
[01:28] Ozma
Drake's Equation?
[01:30] Ozma
I'll teach it all because I'm Professor Ozma!
[01:34] Mikoto
But the person I really
have questions for is Nona.
[01:36] Ozma
Wha?!
[01:38] Mikoto
Okay. Ready for some questions?
[01:40] Nona
Yes! I'll do my best!
[01:42] Mikoto
The anime only covered part of your
story. What happened after that?
[01:47] Nona
I don't know and I haven't looked.
[01:48] Nona
Haruto-san said I don't need to.
[01:50] Mikoto
What do you do for food?
[01:52] Nona
I eat like a person does.
[01:55] Nona
Investigating potential food
sources is part of my job.
[01:57] Mikoto
In the anime, it was like you had weapons
all over your body. What about now?
[02:01] Nona
I can use all of them!
[02:02] Nona
But it seems they aren't
as powerful as in the anime.
[02:06] Mikoto
Just as an aside, my brother's
never dated a girl before.
[02:10] Mikoto
Is everything, you know, okay?
[02:12] Nona
Yes! He's treating me very well.
I'm grateful to him.
[02:15] Nona
I have no experience dating
the opposite sex either.
[02:18] Mikoto
I apologize for the directness of this
question... What do you two do at night?
[02:22] Nona
Sleep! Very deeply!
[02:25] Mikoto
Then... what about my brother made
you like him enough to marry him?
[02:29] Nona
I was made to serve people.
[02:32] Nona
When someone wants me and I can
be of use, that's all I need to be happy.
[02:35] Mikoto
Not like that. I'm asking
about your feelings, Nona!
[02:37] Mikoto
What is Bouida Haruto to you?
[02:39] Nona
Since we're married, he's my husband. Right?
[02:42] Mikoto
Professor Ozma. What's going on here?
[02:45] Mikoto
Nona and my brother dated
before they got married, right?
[02:48] Ozma
Well, allow me to explain!
I am Professor Ozma!
[02:52] Ozma
I don't really get it either.
[02:54] Mikoto
What?
[02:55] Ozma
Well, in the anime there wasn't any
romance or depiction of sexuality, right?
[02:59] Ozma
I don't think Nona and I can comprehend
things that weren't in the anime.
[03:05] Mikoto
I sort of understand... maybe...
[03:08] Nona
Um... Did I do something wrong?
[03:12] Nona
Would it be better for Haruto-san
to have a regular girl as his wife?
[03:16] Mikoto
No, it's fine.
[03:18] Mikoto
I think the only thing you're
missing as a married couple
[03:20] Mikoto
is memories of being together.
[03:22] Mikoto
If you have those, then it won't matter if you're
2D or 3D. You'll be able to overcome it all!
[03:27] Mikoto
My brother and I watched your
anime together, talked about it...
[03:32] Mikoto
It was so much fun!
[03:34] Haruto
I'm back!
[03:36] Haruto
And I object!
[03:38] Haruto
Anime should be watched and enjoyed alone!
[03:42] Haruto
Using it as a communication
tool is just utter heresy!
[03:46] Haruto
At least that's how I feel about it, Mikoto.
[03:47] Haruto
Oh. Nice lab coat.
[03:49] Mikoto
So. Did you figure something out or not?
[03:53] Haruto
When investigating unknown phenomena,
the best thing is to try to recreate it!
[03:56] Haruto
Recreate the exact same circumstances
[03:59] Haruto
and attempt to pin down the exact
conditions necessary for the event to occur!
[04:03] Haruto
Which is why I went out and bought these!
[04:04] Haruto
A TV! A vacuum! A toy car!
[04:07] Haruto
Animals and monsters!
[04:08] Haruto
And figurines of beautiful girls!
[04:11] Haruto
And... And! Two more figurines
at the same 1/6 scale as Nona!
[04:16] Ozma
You got carried away and
bought way too much, idiot!
[04:18] Mikoto
This is bad. Weren't you thinking, Onii-chan?
[04:21] Nona
That's right!
[04:22] Nona
If all of these started moving like me,
what were you planning to do?
[04:26] Haruto
Huh?
[04:28] Haruto
I'd have a harem!
[04:30] Mikoto
Nona... You've got a rough road ahead.
[04:33] Nona
Yeah.
SIGN "Christmas for Two"
[04:34] Nona
What? A date?
[04:36] Haruto
Yeah. Because it's Christmas.
[04:39] Nona
That sounds wonderful!
[04:41] Nona
Oh, but... I've already cooked.
[04:43] Haruto
Oh, I'm sorry.
[04:45] Haruto
I'll have it after we get back.
[04:47] Haruto
So, I'll leave the house to you while I'm gone.
[04:49] Nona
Huh?
[04:50] Nona
But, the date... It's not with me?
[04:52] Nona
Who are you going with?
[04:54] Haruto
Oh, uh... Who am I going with?
[04:58] Nona
What's going on?
[05:00] Nona
This wouldn't be the cultural event
I've seen on TV: an affair?!
[05:04] Nona
Any planet with such a custom
should just crumble into ruin!
[05:07] Haruto
Take care of the house.
[05:10] Haruto
Nona, since you came,
[05:12] Haruto
any anime or game that has
girls in it has been off-limits
[05:15] Haruto
and I haven't seen any at all!
[05:17] Haruto
My frustration level is at three bars!
[05:25] Nona
Really... You haven't watched any at all?
[05:29] Nona
Haruto-san. I have learned
a lot about this real world.
[05:36] Nona
Your life of anime, games, and manga
is not considered a proper way to live, is it?
[05:43] Haruto
Whether it is proper or mistaken...
That judgment itself is wrong!
[05:48] Haruto
If you really consider us married, then...
[05:53] Haruto
Huh?
[05:56] Haruto
Oh, I don't care! I'm going!
[05:58] Haruto
I'll be back!
[06:03] Seijirou
Then... you haven't watched
most of the anime this season?
[06:07] Seijirou
What's the meaning of this?
SIGN Kanmuri Seijirou
SIGN Bouida's Otaku Friend
[06:09] Seijirou
What about our otaku discussion?
[06:11] Seijirou
Could it be... a woman?
[06:14] Seijirou
Bouida, you jerk!
[06:15] Seijirou
After getting a place of your own,
[06:18] Seijirou
have you betrayed 2D women
for 3D flesh and blood girls?
[06:22] Haruto
No, no. It's not like that.
[06:23] Haruto
It is absolutely not that.
[06:26] Seijirou
Of course not. For you to have an
interest in girls other than 2D girls...
[06:30] Seijirou
We've been stuck together since middle school.
[06:33] Seijirou
Together, we were isolated
in our profound otakuness!
[06:35] Seijirou
School was much too constraining for us.
[06:38] Seijirou
That's exactly why we have
so many strong, vivid memories.
[06:42] Seijirou
Right! We won't waste this opportunity.
[06:43] Seijirou
Tonight, we shall speak of works past!
[06:48] Seijirou
But for the answer to the mystery of the
main character's two sets of memories
[06:53] Seijirou
to be that a doctor implanted them
at the character's request...
[06:57] Seijirou
It's not right! It's impossible!
[07:02] Haruto
Well, when I first saw it I thought, "What?"
[07:04] Haruto
But the planet had been taken
over by a hostile organization.
[07:06] Haruto
Maybe they'd developed
that kind of technology.
[07:09] Seijirou
No matter what work it is,
you always just accept the logic.
[07:13] Haruto
Using imagination to fill in
that gaps of a work is fun, too.
[07:17] Haruto
You always reject everything. Is that fun?
[07:20] Haruto
"It's impossible," "It can't happen."
[07:22] Haruto
You mock and snicker
[07:24] Haruto
and every time you do the doors
of possibility close one by one.
[07:27] Haruto
And once they're closed, they
can never be opened again.
[07:30] Seijirou
Ah, that's a line from
"Planetary Explorer Girl," isn't it?
[07:34] Seijirou
You really liked that one, didn't you?
[07:36] Seijirou
That piece-of-trash anime.
[07:37] Haruto
What did you say?!
[07:40] Seijirou
Bouida...
[07:41] Seijirou
You asked if it's fun rejecting everything.
[07:45] Seijirou
Yeah! It is fun!
[07:47] Seijirou
Criticism and bad-mouthing are completely
legitimate forms of entertainment!
[07:50] Seijirou
And it's my right to feel that way!
[07:51] Seijirou
This is the perfect opportunity!
[07:52] Seijirou
I've been biting my tongue
out of consideration of your feelings,
[07:55] Seijirou
but after all this time, I'm finally
really going to tell you
[07:58] Seijirou
exactly what I think about
that piece-of-trash anime!
[08:01] Seijirou
First! Through the whole thing,
mostly the only thing you see is Nona!
[08:04] Seijirou
She's traveling to different
planets, right? Show me that!
[08:07] Seijirou
I'm sorry, but I got sick of it
partway through. Super sick of it!
[08:11] Seijirou
And the biggest problem is that Nona
as a character is neither this nor that!
[08:15] Seijirou
The thing about mecha girls
is that if they look mecha,
[08:17] Seijirou
then their personalities
should be more human
[08:19] Seijirou
and if they look human, their
personalities should be more mecha!
[08:21] Seijirou
They should be designed with
that exquisite balance in place!
[08:24] Waiter
Excuse me, sir...
[08:25] Seijirou
On that point, Nona was
designed without deciding
[08:27] Seijirou
whether she would look
more mecha or more human.
[08:29] Seijirou
And just when you think her
personality is like a normal girl,
[08:32] Seijirou
she'll suddenly go super mecha on you!
[08:34] Haruto
You need to dive in.
[08:37] Haruto
You freakin' lead weight!
[08:39] Haruto
Even if you never do it at any other
time, when you're watching anime,
[08:41] Haruto
dive in and immerse yourself
in the warmth of this world!
[08:43] Haruto
I said I haven't watched
any anime recently,
[08:46] Haruto
but late at night I've been secretly
re-watching Planetary Explorer Girl.
[08:49] Haruto
Because I want to know more about Nona!
[08:51] Haruto
The reason Nona seems incompletely
halfway human as you say
[08:54] Haruto
is so that she can descend
onto distant planets
[08:56] Haruto
and convey humanity's form and will!
[08:58] Seijirou
Huh? What's that? Is that official?
[09:01] Haruto
No! It's something I thought up!
[09:04] Haruto
She shoulders that heavy responsibility
all by herself and keeps trying.
[09:07] Haruto
That girl, on her own! Nona!
[09:10] Haruto
Watching that, how can you not
find it incredibly endearing?
[09:13] Waiter
Sir.
[09:16] Background character
That was so much fun!
[09:17] Background character
What should we do next?
[09:19] Background character
Wasn't it?
[09:22] Haruto
I was pretty harsh with Nona earlier...
[09:25] Haruto
Maybe I should buy her something.
[09:28] Background character
It's so cute!
[09:32] Haruto
Nona!
[09:33] Haruto
You came with me?
[09:35] Haruto
When did you get in there?
[09:36] Nona
You lied about the date.
You were with a man, weren't you?
[09:40] Haruto
I-I'm sorry.
[09:41] Haruto
Back before I left, I was teasing,
but I went too far.
[09:44] Nona
About what your friend said...
[09:46] Haruto
Don't pay him any mind. He's always
been like that, denying everything.
[09:51] Nona
And the anime you've been
secretly watching at night.
[09:54] Haruto
What? You knew about that, too?
[09:57] Haruto
I'm sorry!
[09:58] Nona
I should have been more like that gentleman
[10:00] Nona
and said exactly what I was feeling.
[10:03] Haruto
Huh?
[10:04] Nona
Haruto-san, I don't want you
going on dates with other women!
[10:09] Nona
Instead of using indirect
words like "right" and "wrong,"
[10:13] Nona
I should have just said so from the start!
[10:15] Haruto
Nona...
[10:17] Nona
That's why, I was a little
jealous of your friend.
[10:21] Nona
Because he seemed to know
all about you in a way I don't.
[10:26] Haruto
R-Right, you were listening...
all the way to the end.
[10:33] Nona
Yes!
[10:37] Kusabi
Are you okay with fighting like that?
[10:40] Seijirou
It's not like we're friends because
we get along all the time.
[10:43] Kusabi
Really... You are a weird one.
[10:46] Kusabi
You really are too mean, Seijirou,
[10:49] Kusabi
going out of your way like
that to badmouth Nona.
[10:51] Seijirou
He didn't budge even when
I tried to lure him into misspeaking,
[10:54] Seijirou
so I might've gotten a little worked up.
[10:56] Kusabi
So, today might have been
about testing the waters, but...
[10:59] Kusabi
What's next?
[11:01] Seijirou
The second unit has already been sent in.
E4 - Bellnoa the Brave
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[01:20] Haruto
Nona. Do a Hadou Wave
as soon as you start walking!
[01:23] Nona
Oh! It worked!
[01:25] Haruto
You're improving really quickly!
[01:28] Nona
It's because you teach so well, Haruto-san.
SIGN Episode 4
"Bellnoa the Brave"
[01:30] Nona
I'm sorry I said games were off-limits.
[01:32] Haruto
Don't worry about it.
[01:33] Haruto
Getting to play games with you,
like this, is like a dream.
[01:36] Haruto
Next, we practice getting away from the
Hadou Wave using an Invincible Uppercut!
[01:40] Nona
Okay!
[01:40] Mikoto
They seem like they're
getting along super well...
[01:45] Mikoto
Can you still say they aren't
in love, Professor Ozma?
[01:50] Nona
Haruto-san! Haruto-san!
[01:52] Nona
Is there a game in this box, too?
[01:54] Haruto
Yeah. Mikoto brought that one for me.
[01:57] Haruto
Dragulious Saga 4. It's an RPG
that you play by yourself.
SIGN Dragulious Saga
[02:01] Mikoto
There was a time when
all you did was play that game.
[02:05] Nona
"Bellnoa the Brave sets out on a journey
to defeat the Demon Dragon King."
[02:09] Nona
Bellnoa-san is this woman here... I see...
[02:12] Nona
She's very pretty, isn't she?
[02:13] Haruto
Hey, now. You're not going to start talking
about cheating or affairs again are you?
[02:17] Nona
Of course not!
[02:18] Nona
She's just a character in a game!
[02:20] Haruto
Right?
[02:21] Haruto
I'm so glad you understand my interests.
[02:24] Haruto
Next, we'll play something
I think you'll like, Nona. This!
[02:26] Haruto
A 3D shooting game in space!
[02:28] Nona
Yay! Hooray for space!
[02:31] Mikoto
Can I go home now?
[02:34] Haruto
Oh, Mikoto. Did you want to play this one?
[02:37] Haruto
Up to four players can compete at the same time.
[02:38] Mikoto
Not really. You don't have
enough controllers anyway.
[02:41] Haruto
I'll go buy some! There's a store
for that kind of thing close by!
[02:45] Ozma
But four players means
you're counting me in, too?
[02:48] Ozma
Guess it can't be helped.
I'll go along with it.
[02:53] Ozma
Mikotocchi?
[02:54] Ozma
Huh? Did you fall asleep? So suddenly?
[02:57] Ozma
Huh?
[03:00] Nona
Ozma? What's wrong?
[03:03] Bellnoa
Are you the boss here?
[03:07] Nona
Um... Wh-Who are you?
[03:09] Bellnoa
You're the only one I sense it from...
[03:11] Bellnoa
Signs of a strange power...
[03:13] Bellnoa
The intention to ravage and destroy!
[03:16] Bellnoa
Now, fight me. Red-armored warrior.
[03:20] Bellnoa
If I defeat you, I can return
to my own world, right?
[03:24] Bellnoa
Using the same tricks as before.
That Demon Dragon King.
[03:26] Bellnoa
Does he truly find me, Bellnoa
the Brave, so terrifying?
[03:32] Bellnoa
A smokescreen?
[03:34] Bellnoa
What a cowardly trick.
[03:35] Nona
Bellnoa-san! I'm Nona.
[03:37] Nona
*Planetary Explorer Girl'*s Nona.
[03:40] Nona
It's true, I've heard that I have
the power to fight hidden within me.
[03:44] Nona
But if I use it, terrible things will happen!
[03:47] Nona
So, please, suspend your
attacks and listen to me...
[03:51] Nona
W-Wait! I've seen this in that thin volume!
[03:53] Nona
Don't! Stop! Why are you touching me there...
[03:56] Bellnoa
Something's not right.
SIGN Dragulious Saga
[03:58] Bellnoa
Aren't you one of the Demon
Dragon King's minions?
[04:02] Bellnoa
What is that box?
[04:04] Bellnoa
Is that a depiction of me?
[04:06] Nona
Oh, I remembered!
[04:07] Nona
Before, Haruto-san said that
he'd bought some new figurines.
[04:11] Nona
I think you're probably like me.
[04:14] Bellnoa
Huh?
SIGN Memorial Heroine Series 3 Dragulious Saga 4 1/6 scale "Bellnoa the Brave"
[04:15] Bellnoa
Hmm... I see.
[04:17] Bellnoa
The adventures I've had are all
stories created by humans...
[04:22] Bellnoa
And I am a doll.
[04:24] Nona
It's hard to accept it all at once.
For me, at first, the shock was so great.
[04:28] Bellnoa
So that means that, in this world,
my adventures have become legends,
[04:33] Bellnoa
and that while I'm here
I should pretend to be a doll?
[04:36] Nona
Huh? Did nothing I said get through to you?
[04:38] Bellnoa
Or could it be that if I defeat this Haruto-san,
I'll be able to return to my own world?
[04:42] Nona
You. Can. Not. Go. Home.
[04:45] Bellnoa
But I've always been able to fight my
way through and open my own path.
[04:49] Nona
This isn't the kind of world where
fighting will change anything!
[04:53] Bellnoa
I see...
[04:54] Bellnoa
Then, I'll just take what time
I need to find a way home.
[04:55] Ozma
Crack...
[04:57] Bellnoa
And I was wondering, um...
You're strong, aren't you?
[05:01] Nona
I've heard that I am.
[05:03] Bellnoa
Oh, who cares about the reason?
[05:06] Bellnoa
Use that power and fight me!
[05:08] Nona
What are you doing?
[05:09] Bellnoa
Oh, come on! Just a little! Please?
[05:12] Nona
They might call you a hero, Bellnoa-san,
[05:14] Nona
but you're really just
obsessed with fighting!
[05:17] Bellnoa
What? I am not!
[05:18] Bellnoa
When strong warriors meet,
it is their destiny to fight!
[05:21] Bellnoa
All that's necessary is their
determination and resolve!
[05:26] Shadow Nona
Don't get carried away!
[05:29] Shadow Nona
The only one who needs resolve is you.
[05:31] Haruto
I'm home!
[05:35] Haruto
Huh? What's going on?
[05:37] Shadow Nona
Bouida Haruto. So, you've returned.
[05:39] Haruto
Nona?
[05:40] Haruto
No, wait. That appearance. It can't be...
[05:42] Haruto
ShadowNona?
[05:43] Shadow Nona
I am an emergency operating program
loaded into Nona, the DP System.
[05:48] Shadow Nona
I have no record of the title "ShadowNona."
[05:51] Haruto
That cold, inhuman way of speaking!
You are ShadowNona!
[05:54] Haruto
But... why are you...
[05:57] Shadow Nona
Stay back, Bouida Haruto!
[06:08] Haruto
Nona!
[06:09] Bellnoa
So, you're this Haruto-san, are you?
[06:12] Bellnoa
As I thought. You are the true
final boss of this world.
[06:15] Haruto
You... You're Bellnoa?
[06:17] Haruto
Bellnoa the Brave?
[06:19] Bellnoa
I'll make a trade for that warrior.
[06:21] Bellnoa
Return me to my world.
[06:24] Haruto
I see. Okay.
[06:28] Haruto
Wait just a minute.
[06:31] Bellnoa
I thought I'd have one more battle.
[06:33] Bellnoa
This isn't what I was expecting.
[06:35] Bellnoa
What's this?
[06:37] Bellnoa
I can't move!
SIGN Bellnoa Hero, battle obsessed Gender: Female
SIGN Strength: 973 Skill: 856 Endurance: 742 Speed: 834 Magic: 898 Maelstrom Sword Earth Dragon Armor Crystal Shield Hairpin of Light Angel's Cloak
[06:41] Bellnoa
Outrageous! Black magic?
SIGN Strength: 973 Skill: 856 Endurance: 742 Speed: 834
[06:44] Bellnoa
No. Could it be... Did that man do this?
[06:47] Haruto
Looks like it worked...
[06:49] Haruto
Gently...
SIGN Hero, battle obsessed Gender: Female
SIGN Strength: 973 Skill: 856 Endurance: 742 Speed: 834 Magic: 898 Maelstrom Sword Earth Dragon Armor Crystal Shield Hairpin of Light Angel's Cloak
[06:51] Shadow Nona
What have you done, Bouida Haruto?
[06:53] Haruto
I just started up the game she
considers the world she came from
[06:57] Haruto
and opened up the stats page.
[06:59] Bellnoa
What?
SIGN Bellnoa
Hero, battle obsessed
Gender: Female
SIGN Strength: 973
Skill: 856
Endurance: 742
Speed: 834
Magic: 898
Maelstrom Sword
Earth Dragon Armor
Crystal Shield
Hairpin of Light
Angel's Cloak
[07:00] Haruto
Her level, stats, and equipment are
all exactly the same as in the game.
[07:04] Haruto
Which means this Bellnoa is connected
to the Bellnoa in my game.
[07:09] Shadow Nona
BWH. What does this mean?
[07:12] Haruto
That called her "3 sizes," meaning bust—
[07:15] Bellnoa
You won't get away with this!
[07:17] Bellnoa
Treating a proud warrior with such insult!
[07:20] Bellnoa
When I am free once more, I will—
[07:22] Shadow Nona
Bouida Haruto.
[07:23] Shadow Nona
I recommend destroying this.
[07:26] Shadow Nona
If released, it will only rampage again.
[07:29] Shadow Nona
In such case, I will be unable
to return to being the usual Nona.
[07:32] Haruto
That's true.
[07:33] Haruto
She is a danger.
[07:35] Haruto
Right. First I'll take her sword and shield.
[07:39] Haruto
In the game they're the
strongest things you can equip.
[07:42] Haruto
That'll reduce her battle ability by half.
[07:44] Bellnoa
What is this? How are you doing this?
[07:47] Haruto
Her armor is one of the strongest, too,
so I'll change it to villager clothing.
[07:50] Bellnoa
Wha?
[07:51] Haruto
Her magic level is high, too,
so I'll equip the Magic-Sealing Choker.
[07:54] Haruto
How is that? ShadowNona-san?
[07:57] Shadow Nona
It'll probably be fine.
She seems to have quieted down.
[08:00] Haruto
Huh?
[08:01] Bellnoa
I see! This again?
[08:04] Bellnoa
Trapped by the enemy's clever tricks.
[08:06] Bellnoa
All of my equipment stripped from me.
[08:08] Bellnoa
It's practically a given that
things would turn out this way!
[08:11] Shadow Nona
Is that true?
[08:12] Haruto
Uh, yeah. That happened a few times.
[08:14] Bellnoa
But I have always endured the harshest
circumstances and emerged victorious.
[08:18] Bellnoa
That's right. Because I am—
[08:21] Haruto
Oh, sorry. I wanted to see what
other equipment looked like.
[08:24] Bellnoa
I'll be victorious in the end.
You should do as you wish while you can.
[08:28] Haruto
Well then, I'll take you at your word.
SIGN Noblewoman's Dress
SIGN Crystal Raiment
[08:31] Bellnoa
What?
[08:32] Haruto
I see! So you can sort of see through it!
[08:35] Bellnoa
Not this one! Hurry up and
switch to something else!
SIGN Crystal Raiment
SIGN Holy Hi-legged Leotard
[08:38] Haruto
I see!
[08:39] Haruto
I wonder what part of that is holy.
[08:41] Bellnoa
Wai— This one shows too much skin, too!
SIGN Holy Hi-legged Leotard
SIGN Amazon's Belt
[08:44] Haruto
I see.
[08:45] Haruto
That's how it looks...
SIGN Fallen Angel's Bikini
[08:48] Haruto
In that case, what if I equipped that one?
[08:51] Haruto
That's right. Amongst all the fantasizing
the gamers did about this and that,
[08:54] Haruto
it was number one!
SIGN Amazon's Belt Fallen Angel's Bikini Meaningless Swimsuit
[08:55] Haruto
The Meaningless Swimsuit!
[08:56] Haruto
Could it be that there's so little fabric
there's really no point in wearing it?
[09:01] Haruto
I can't ima— Ow!
[09:02] Shadow Nona
Hey.
[09:03] Haruto
Ow! Ow! Ow!
[09:06] Bellnoa
I am... a proud warrior...
[09:11] Haruto
S-Sorry! See? You can move now!
[09:15] Shadow Nona
You're a terrible person.
[09:16] Haruto
What? You're the one who was
just talking about destroying her!
[09:19] Mikoto
Hello. I woke up.
[09:21] Ozma
Hello. I melted.
[09:22] Haruto
Oh! You guys! The thing is...
[09:24] Mikoto
I do not require an explanation.
I actually woke up a little while ago.
[09:27] Ozma
And I melted.
[09:29] Mikoto
You are the worst.
[09:30] Ozma
He is the worst.
[09:32] Shadow Nona
Indeed, the worst.
[09:35] Nona
Now, I'll be pouring this on you!
[09:39] Bellnoa
What is this?
[09:40] Nona
Hand soap.
[09:41] Nona
Figurines can exude a
substance called plasticizer.
[09:44] Nona
If left unchecked, it can make us sticky.
[09:47] Bellnoa
Huh? Plasti—
[09:50] Nona
Stop that. Don't try to get away.
[09:52] Nona
You have to use your hands to wash,
so you don't damage anything.
[09:56] Bellnoa
Nona.
[09:57] Bellnoa
When we fought, you had black hair, didn't you?
[10:01] Bellnoa
It's like you were a different person.
[10:02] Nona
DP System.
[10:04] Nona
Apparently, it's another me that
only awakens in times of danger.
[10:07] Bellnoa
Apparently?
[10:09] Nona
When it activates, I don't
have any memory of it.
[10:12] Nona
Oh! There's a message for you, Bellnoa-san.
[10:16] Nona
There are two messages.
[10:19] Nona
Message one.
[10:21] Bellnoa
Ow!
[10:22] Shadow Nona
You said you beat me, but understand
that I was not fighting my hardest at all.
[10:22] Bellnoa
Ow! Ow! Ow!
[10:26] Nona
Message two.
[10:28] Shadow Nona
And don't get cocky just because your
bust is a teensy bit bigger than mine.
[10:30] Shadow Nona
Wait! No! Stop!
[10:31] Shadow Nona
This is completely normal
for female characters these days.
[10:36] Bellnoa
This really is a map of a town from my world.
[10:40] Bellnoa
Could it be that I could enter
my world through this?
[10:44] Bellnoa
I am holding you responsible.
[10:45] Haruto
Huh?
[10:46] Bellnoa
I desire your overwhelming power.
[10:49] Bellnoa
Together we shall advance toward
my world and together we shall fight!
[10:52] Nona
Here's Haruto-san's
favorite shijimi miso soup!
[10:55] Nona
At my size, shijimi are kind
of freaky, but I'll do my best!
[10:58] Nona
Huh?
[10:59] Nona
Haruto-san? Bellnoa-san?
[11:02] Ozma
Nona! This is crazy!
[11:05] Ozma
It's the most insane supernatural
phenomenon we've had yet!
E5 - Dragulious Saga
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[00:00] Nona
Are you sure, Ozma?
[00:01] Ozma
Yeah. It's hard to believe,
but it's the only possibility...
[00:04] Nona
Haruto-san and Bellnoa-san
have gone into the game world?
[01:28] Bellnoa
We did it, Haruto!
SIGN Episode 5
"Dragulious Saga"
[01:29] Haruto
We what?!
[01:30] Bellnoa
We made it back to my world!
[01:32] Bellnoa
Plus, you're the same size as me, Haruto!
[01:35] Bellnoa
Now we can fight side by side!
[01:37] Bellnoa
But, that being true, Haruto,
the first thing we need to do is...
[01:39] Shopkeep
Here you are. Thanks for your business!
SIGN Wooden Sword Wooden Helmet Leather Shield Leather Vest
[01:43] Bellnoa
Are you really all right with that equipment?
[01:46] Haruto
I am. It's no problem at all.
[01:47] Haruto
Right! Let's head outside
the Starter Village and level up!
[01:52] Haruto
Huh?
[01:53] Nazuna
Bellnoa... Who might that man be?
[01:57] Nazuna
I suppose you will say you've
found another new power
[01:59] Nazuna
to aid in the subjugation
of the Demon Dragon King?
[02:02] Nazuna
You've said the same so many times...
[02:06] Nazuna
Each time you meet nothing but despair,
and still you bring a man like this here?
[02:09] Bellnoa
That's right. Haruto is the boss
from a different world.
[02:12] Nazuna
Defend yourself, if you can.
[02:15] Nazuna
For deceiving Bellnoa and for your
insolence, you shall be punished!
[02:18] Haruto
Huh? Oh come on...
[02:20] Haruto
Wait!
[02:21] Haruto
Just calm down for a—
[02:24] Bellnoa
Stop! Haruto is not someone
to be suspicious of!
SIGN Haruto has run away!
[02:38] Nazuna
Toying with my opponents
holds no interest for me.
[02:40] Nazuna
I'll send you off with a single stroke.
SIGN But he's been cut off!
[02:43] Haruto
The weight of a life doesn't
count for much in a game!
[02:45] Haruto
But there are still things left to me to do.
[02:48] Haruto
You're Nazuna, aren't you? Bellnoa's ally...
[02:52] Haruto
Through changing classes from
Warrior to Monk to Wizard,
[02:54] Haruto
your skill levels got higher and higher.
[02:56] Haruto
In the end, you gained your
strongest job class, Ninja, right?
[02:59] Nazuna
How do you know so much about me?
[03:01] Haruto
Bellnoa's nice, of course,
but you're cute, too, Nazuna.
[03:04] Haruto
So this is where I die...
[03:07] Haruto
If it's at your hand, it's not so bad.
[03:09] Haruto
Dragulious Saga...
[03:11] Haruto
Here in this world I loved so much,
in this 2D dream, I will offer myself.
[03:15] Nazuna
What are you...
[03:17] Haruto
Nazuna...
[03:18] Haruto
Here, at the end, will you let me see
your lovely face without the mask.
[03:21] Nazuna
Wha—
[03:23] Nazuna
If it is the last request of one
who is about to die, then...
[03:28] Haruto
Thank you.
[03:30] Haruto
If I could be greedy, there is one
more thing I have left unfinished...
[03:33] Haruto
The gap in the side of your ninja costume.
[03:36] Haruto
I want to see just how much of a gap there is!
[03:45] Haruto
Huh? Um, uh... Wait! I, uh...
[03:47] Bellnoa
Nazuna, stop!
[03:49] Nona
H-Haruto-san's gone wild on his business trip
[03:52] Nona
and now he's involved in
a steamy murder incident?!
[03:54] Ozma
That's sort of loosely right,
but you need to calm down, Nona!
[03:56] Nona
We're going, too!
[03:58] Ozma
Huh? Ow! Ow! Don't do anything crazy!
[04:00] Kusabi
Dear, dear. That'll never work.
[04:02] Nona
Huh? Who's there?
[04:05] Ozma
You're... who are you?
[04:08] Kusabi
I'm in shock! You don't know me?
[04:11] Ozma
No!
[04:12] Ozma
I checked up on most anime and games
on the net, but I don't remember seeing...
[04:17] Kusabi
Do you wanna go to that other world?
[04:19] Nona
Huh?
[04:22] Kusabi
Okay, missus. Go and give that
husband of yours a scolding!
[04:26] Kusabi
Head straight for the scene of the affair!
[04:28] Nona
How rude!
[04:30] Nona
We don't know for sure he's cheating!
[04:32] Nona
I'm going to trust Haruto-san and wait.
[04:34] Nona
Protecting the home at times like
these is what a good wife should do!
[04:38] Kusabi
Really? You sure?
[04:40] Kusabi
The three of them are staying
over in an inn together.
[04:43] Nona
An inn? I don't see why
that would be an issue...
SIGN Innkeeper
SIGN Good morning. Did you enjoy yourselves last night?
[04:48] Nona
"Enjoy"?
[04:49] Ozma
Uh, oh! You know. It's probably
card games or something!
[04:53] Innkeeper
What?
[04:53] Innkeeper
You stayed the night with two gorgeous
women and didn't have any fun at all?
[04:56] Innkeeper
You should have!
[04:58] Haruto
Yeah...
[04:59] Haruto
So, is it about time for, you know?
Defeating the Demon Dragon King?
[05:02] Haruto
Huh? Where's Nazuna-san?
[05:04] Bellnoa
Oh. She's not coming.
[05:06] Bellnoa
She has a difference of opinion about this.
[05:08] Bellnoa
It's just you and me on this
journey. Any objections?
[05:12] Haruto
Not at all!
SIGN Monster Horde ran away!
SIGN Monster Horde ran away!
[05:23] Haruto
Back when I played this game all the time,
this is a situation I dreamed about!
[05:28] Haruto
Whoa, she's so close! And so innocent...
SIGN Attempt challenge? Yes No
[05:32] Haruto
I'm doing it.
[05:34] Haruto
The time is now! This is the moment!
[05:37] Bellnoa
What are you going to do?
[05:44] Bellnoa
Haruto?
[05:45] Haruto
Bellnoa...
[05:47] Haruto
Don't tell me... Have you been
heading toward that castle?
[05:50] Haruto
There's a hidden boss there!
[05:52] Haruto
It's a special case set up so that
it's impossible to beat!
[05:55] Bellnoa
You really are a strange one.
[05:57] Bellnoa
It's as though you already know everything.
[05:59] Haruto
I do! So let's go back and try to beat
the Demon Dragon King like normal.
[06:06] Bellnoa
I don't want to.
[06:06] Haruto
Why?!
[06:08] Bellnoa
Say, Haruto.
[06:10] Bellnoa
If the Demon Dragon King is defeated
and peace comes to this world,
[06:12] Bellnoa
what will happen to the heroes?
[06:15] Bellnoa
I'm afraid.
[06:16] Bellnoa
Afraid of building a world
where I'm no longer needed.
[06:21] Bellnoa
I want things to stay like this forever.
[06:23] Bellnoa
I don't care about peace.
[06:25] Bellnoa
I want to keep having fun
in this world the way it is.
[06:28] Bellnoa
Is that wrong?
SIGN Bellnoa
SIGN Is that wrong?
[06:34] Nona
The fear of not being needed anymore...
[06:36] Nona
I felt that the whole time I was
doing my planetary explorations.
[06:40] Nona
It's all right! I'll let you borrow
Haruto-san for a little while!
[06:43] Kusabi
What?
[06:44] Kusabi
You realize your husband's
totally forgotten about you?
[06:47] Kusabi
And you're still okay with this?
[06:49] Haruto
I see. A hero who won't defeat
the Demon Dragon King.
[06:52] Haruto
No wonder Nazuna doesn't agree.
[06:55] Bellnoa
Indeed. But everything's all right now, Haruto.
[06:58] Bellnoa
Because you're here.
[07:00] Haruto
By the way, this hidden boss
is the Demon King of Karma.
[07:04] Haruto
I'll say it once more. At your
level you cannot beat him.
[07:07] Haruto
You still want to do this?
[07:14] Bellnoa
What's this, Haruto?
This thing is no challenge at all.
[07:16] Bellnoa
You said so much trying to scare me off
that I went full power without realizing...
[07:20] Bellnoa
Haruto?
[07:22] GouMaoh
Know your place!
[07:26] Bellnoa
Huh?
[07:28] Bellnoa
What?
[07:29] GouMaoh
Do you realize what you've done?
[07:32] Bellnoa
What? What?
[07:33] GouMaoh
All that time you wasted collecting
and hoarding powerful weapons.
[07:37] GouMaoh
And after becoming so strong you went and
indiscriminately eradicated all those monsters.
[07:40] GouMaoh
Are you telling me you feel no guilt at all?
[07:42] GouMaoh
You lied to yourself
and glossed over the truth
[07:43] GouMaoh
when really you knew you could defeat
the Demon Dragon King, didn't you?
[07:47] GouMaoh
And while you look for excuses
to keep your journey from ending,
[07:51] GouMaoh
the world continues to suffer in sadness!
[07:54] Bellnoa
B-Because I...
[07:55] GouMaoh
Don't give me that!
[07:57] GouMaoh
It's "I'm sorry." Go on. Apologize!
[08:01] Bellnoa
I-I... I'm sor—
[08:05] Haruto
I'm sorry!
[08:06] GouMaoh
And who are you?
[08:08] Haruto
Bellnoa, just as the name indicates,
[08:10] Haruto
the more a player has done, the stronger
the Demon King of Karma becomes.
[08:13] Haruto
Level, money, number of
enemies defeated, play time.
[08:17] Haruto
The more you play in this world,
the more impossible he is to beat.
[08:20] Bellnoa
How can that be?
[08:21] Haruto
But the karma that Bellnoa the Brave
has shouldered is all because of me!
[08:26] Haruto
The one who wanted to
keep playing in this world,
[08:28] Haruto
who kept finding excuses to
keep the journey from ending...
[08:32] Haruto
was me! Bouida Haruto!
[08:34] GouMaoh
If you hadn't come out, you would
have been spared. What a sweet man.
[08:38] GouMaoh
Let me have a taste to see
just how sweet you are.
[08:40] Bellnoa
Stop!
[08:41] Haruto
It's all right, Bellnoa. I'm ready.
[08:44] Haruto
I have no regrets.
[08:45] Bellnoa
Haruto!
[08:48] Haruto
That's not right. I can't do this. I'd forgotten.
[08:51] Haruto
How can I leave her on her own again?
[08:53] Haruto
I can't do that.
[08:55] Haruto
Huh?
[08:56] Shadow Nona
Be sure to put the socks you're
wearing in the laundry basket.
[09:00] Shadow Nona
And please feel free to forget
about me and do as you please.
[09:03] Shadow Nona
I would prefer not to see
your face for a long while.
[09:05] Shadow Nona
End of message.
[09:07] Haruto
Sh-ShadowNona?
[09:09] Shadow Nona
So you are the strongest most
advanced life form on this planet?
[09:12] Shadow Nona
Then, if I defeat you, this planet will be mine.
[09:15] GouMaoh
And who are you?
[09:17] GouMaoh
Know your place!
[09:20] Shadow Nona
You talk too much.
[09:22] Shadow Nona
Begone!
[09:27] Bellnoa
You... You're that strong?
[09:30] Shadow Nona
It's more that you're weak.
[09:32] Shadow Nona
Letting something like that make you cry.
[09:35] Bellnoa
What did you say?
[09:37] Haruto
The adventure is ending...
[09:47] Shadow Nona
It seems we've returned.
[09:49] Bellnoa
This is Haruto's room from before.
[09:51] Shadow Nona
What's this? Doesn't the great
hero want to stay in that world?
[09:54] Bellnoa
What about you? Did you say
you'd claimed that world?
[09:57] Shadow Nona
Go back.
[09:58] Bellnoa
You first.
[09:59] Ozma
You haven't learned humility at all.
[10:01] Kusabi
They haven't learned anything from that game!
[10:03] Haruto
What's this? A new moving figurine?
[10:06] Kusabi
That's right!
[10:06] Kusabi
I'm a moving figurine!
[10:08] Kusabi
I was watching, Haruto!
That was some adventure!
[10:11] Haruto
Ozma. Who is this girl?
[10:13] Ozma
What? You're a super nerd
and even you don't know?
[10:17] Haruto
Oh, that's it! I was led astray
by her appearance!
[10:21] Haruto
Adventure loving.
Arabian style with pointy ears.
[10:23] Haruto
And this wedge that can open
doors to other worlds!
[10:27] Haruto
You're the mascot-like heroine
of George's Outrageous Adventure
[10:30] Haruto
Fairy tale sprite, Kusabi-chan!
[10:33] Ozma
She looks totally different!
[10:35] Haruto
That's right. This Kusabi-chan is a figure that
has been refined to suit modern aesthetics.
[10:40] Haruto
Huh?
[10:41] Kusabi
I'm over here! Here!
[10:43] Kusabi
Now that I've finished what I was told to do,
[10:46] Kusabi
I'd better get back, or my
master will get angry.
[10:49] Kusabi
But I'm happy you recognized me!
[10:51] Haruto
Master?
[10:52] Kusabi
Nona!
[10:53] Kusabi
If you relax thinking that everything's
fine because you're Haruto's wife,
[10:56] Kusabi
I might just take him from you.
[10:58] Nona
What?
[11:00] Kusabi
See you later, Haruto!
[11:06] Bellnoa
Nona and Haruto are married?
E6 - Even in Love, Even in Love
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[00:00] Nona
Bellnoa-san. You haven't had a bath since
you went on your big adventure, have you?
[00:04] Nona
Here. Let me wash you.
[00:06] Bellnoa
Don't bother. I can do it myself.
[00:08] Nona
No, you should let me...
[00:10] Bellnoa
I know. I'll wash you!
[00:12] Nona
What? You don't have to! I can do it myself!
[00:16] Bellnoa
Why didn't you tell me you
and Haruto were married?
[00:18] Nona
Huh? I wasn't trying to
keep it a secret or anything...
[00:21] Bellnoa
Don't think you can get away from me!
[00:23] Nona
Wait! Stop! This is just like
in those thin volumes...
[00:25] Bellnoa
What are you talking about, "thin volumes"?
SIGN Bellnoa Lets the Likes of Mountain Bandits Get the Better of Her
[00:27] Nona
Huh? Um... Well...
[01:54] Haruto
Wow, Bellnoa! That outfit!
[01:57] Mikoto
Oh. I made that. I'd heard
her armor was broken.
SIGN Episode 6
"Even in Love, Even in Love"
[02:00] Bellnoa
I'm sorry, but before I leave
[02:01] Bellnoa
could you use your skills to create
different equipment for me?
[02:04] Haruto
Leave? For where?
[02:05] ---
Ow!
[02:06] Bellnoa
My world, of course!
[02:08] Bellnoa
As a hero, I have a responsibility
to restore peace to my world.
[02:12] Haruto
Why don't you take some time here
to relax? It'd make me happy if you did.
[02:18] Bellnoa
You really are kind, Haruto...
[02:20] Haruto
Huh?
[02:21] Bellnoa
That kindness is painful for me...
[02:25] Mikoto
I think I'll make some tea.
Nona, will you help me?
[02:27] Nona
Huh?
[02:28] Bellnoa
That's right.
[02:29] Bellnoa
I'll return to my own world and things
will go back to how they should be.
[02:33] Haruto
Bellnoa!
[02:34] Haruto
Hey, Bellnoa!
[02:34] Haruto
The next stage is starting!
[02:36] Bellnoa
Huh? Right!
[02:37] Bellnoa
I chose based on looks,
but this bearded man is really strong!
[02:41] Haruto
The Mayor has power,
but it leaves him wide open.
[02:43] Haruto
It's more that you're good at fighting.
[02:45] Bellnoa
One of the basics of battle
is never to settle in one place.
[02:48] Bellnoa
Wait! This is wrong!
[02:50] Bellnoa
This is wrong! It's too much fun!
[02:52] Bellnoa
Haruto's world is too much fun and there's
too much that doesn't need to be done!
[02:55] Haruto
What's wrong with that?
[02:56] Haruto
You've lived for so long thinking
only about your mission.
[02:59] Haruto
Now, you can stay here with us and
do all the things that don't need doing.
[03:02] Bellnoa
But, well... You and Nona are married, right?
[03:06] Haruto
What about it?
[03:09] Bellnoa
I didn't know and just did as
I liked. It's embarrassing...
[03:13] Nona
Bellnoa-san is in love with Haruto-san?
[03:16] Mikoto
She's not a hero anymore.
She's just a girl in love.
[03:19] Nona
Then, I don't have a chance...
[03:21] Mikoto
Huh? What are you saying all of a sudden?
[03:23] Nona
Bellnoa is beautiful
and she's got a great figure.
[03:25] Nona
Haruto-san is really nice to Bellnoa-san...
[03:28] Nona
When they play games together,
[03:29] Nona
their collaborative play style seem much more
like a couple than when he plays with me.
[03:32] Nona
I'll never compare to her!
[03:33] Mikoto
Huh? Why are you so confident
in your pessimism?
[03:36] Mikoto
Don't worry. As his little
sister I can promise you.
[03:39] Mikoto
Haruto's number one is you, Nona.
[03:41] Nona
I see! You're right.
[03:43] Mikoto
So don't go suddenly asking him things like,
"Who will you choose, me or Bellnoa-san?"
[03:48] Nona
All right.
[03:52] Nona
Haruto-san. Who will you
choose, me or Bellnoa-san?
[04:00] Nona
Haruto-san. What are you doing?
[04:02] Haruto
It-It-It's not what it looks like, Nona!
[04:04] Haruto
There's a good explanation for— Ow!
[04:06] Haruto
Ow! Ow! Please stop throwing things!
[04:06] Nona
Jeez! You pervert!
[04:08] Bellnoa
Don't misunderstand. I was simply
having Haruto bring me new armor.
[04:13] Bellnoa
And with this I see clearly.
[04:14] Bellnoa
As long as I'm here, I will be a point of
contention between a married couple.
[04:17] Haruto
Huh? Why?
[04:19] Haruto
We can all get along together.
[04:20] Nona
Haruto-san, you really are kind.
[04:22] Haruto
It would be easier to just say that
since Bellnoa-san is just a figurine,
[04:25] Haruto
there's no reason for her to go back...
[04:27] Nona
It's how you were with me, too.
[04:29] Nona
You're kind to everyone.
[04:31] Nona
I don't like it!
[04:33] Haruto
Nona! You're throwing things again!
[04:34] Nona
Haruto-san! You still don't understand?
[04:37] Nona
Bellnoa-san has fallen
in love with you, Haruto-san,
[04:39] Nona
and the person she loves already has a wife.
[04:41] Nona
It's a soap opera-like world!
[04:45] Bellnoa
Wha? You little... It's not like that!
[04:47] Bellnoa
It's... It's not...
[04:48] Nona
She looks like she's about to take off.
[04:49] Nona
It's obvious enough that
even I can understand.
[04:51] Haruto
I'm a creepy super nerd!
[04:54] Haruto
There's no way a girl
would fall in love with me!
[04:55] Mikoto
Why are you so confident in your pessimism?
[04:58] Nona
Haruto-san... Then what about me, your wife?
[05:01] Haruto
Even you, Nona. Don't you
remember what you said at fist?
[05:04] Haruto
"I'm an exploration probe built to serve
humans, so this is what I'd like to do."
[05:08] Haruto
Meaning it wasn't really
something you chose, right?
[05:11] Haruto
Otherwise you wouldn't have...
[05:12] Ozma
Hey! I don't think that's what
we're talking about here.
[05:15] Mikoto
Onii-chan. Putting it that way is a little...
[05:17] Bellnoa
That's right, Haruto. You shouldn't say that.
[05:19] Nona
Bellnoa.
[05:21] Bellnoa
Huh?
[05:22] Nona
Let's fight. You love fighting.
[05:26] Nona
We'll fight to see which of us
can truly win Haruto-san's love.
[05:31] Nona
He doubts my love.
It's a vote of no confidence.
[05:34] Ozma
Are you in parliament or something?
[05:35] Nona
So I will temporarily relinquish
my position as wife.
[05:38] Ozma
Is this a boxing title match?
[05:40] Nona
If it's like stars exerting gravity
equally on everything around them...
[05:43] Nona
If it's like the sun shining
down over this whole planet...
[05:46] Nona
If it's the kind of love that is
bestowed on everyone equally...
[05:49] Nona
then I don't want it!
[05:50] Nona
What I want is a one-and-only love!
[05:53] Bellnoa
Nona...
[05:55] Bellnoa
All right.
[05:57] Bellnoa
It seems you and I were
destined to fight after all.
[06:00] Haruto
Hey, come on. I'm sorry about
what I said. I'll take it back, okay?
[06:04] Nona
I'll ask once more, Haruto-san.
[06:06] Nona
Me or Bellnoa. Who will you choose?
[06:09] Ozma
Having a rival is really motivating. Right?
[06:12] Ozma
Wait. What's with the model magazine?
[06:14] Nona
I'll never beat Bellnoa.
[06:16] Nona
So I thought I could ask to be traded in
[06:18] Nona
and they could use the money
to start their new life.
[06:20] Nona
See? Look! You can get quite a bit for me!
[06:23] Nona
Oh! Without you, Ozma, it's not a
complete set, so you should come, too!
[06:26] Ozma
Why would I do that?
[06:27] Nona
Oh! Oh, no! I have to wake up Haruto-san.
[06:31] Nona
Haruto-san! Work is about to start!
You need to hurry, don't you?
[06:37] Bellnoa
You think you can beat me like that?
[06:39] Nona
Bellnoa? Where are you?
[06:41] Haruto
N-Nona...
[06:42] Nona
Yes?
[06:43] Haruto
Bellnoa is...
[06:44] Haruto
sleeping next to me!
[06:48] Haruto
Look. See, I'm awake already, so—
[06:52] Nona
Haruto-san, don't move.
[06:54] Nona
I'll sleep next to you and erase
Bellnoa's sleeping next to you.
[06:57] Bellnoa
That's right, Haruto. This is a
game to see who can take you.
[07:00] Bellnoa
You have a duty to stay and
judge whether I've won or not.
[07:04] Nona
Too bad for you!
I have a higher resale value!
[07:07] Nona
Oh, but I wonder about those slim volumes...
[07:09] Bellnoa
Doing things like using the same
methods to counteract my moves
[07:12] Bellnoa
is a violation of the rules
of battle! I won't have it!
[07:13] Nona
I don't care about the rules of battle.
[07:15] Nona
It's barbaric. I scoff at it.
[07:19] Haruto
Stop fighting in stereo!
[07:21] Bellnoa
We've reached a stalemate.
[07:23] Nona
What should my next move be?
[07:25] Bellnoa
I have to move first.
[07:27] Nona
But if I don't think carefully...
[07:30] Haruto
You need this much time to think?
[07:33] Nona
I know! I...
[07:35] Nona
I'll kiss Haruto-san on the cheek!
[07:38] Haruto
What?
[07:38] Nona
In this situation, thinking of the best
move I can play, it has to be this!
[07:41] Bellnoa
What? You! Then, I'll do it, too!
[07:44] Haruto
What?
[07:48] Bellnoa
How's that?
[07:49] Nona
Did that do it?
[07:50] Haruto
Um... Sorry.
[07:53] Haruto
To be honest, I'm not sure.
[07:54] Nona & Belloa
What?
[07:56] Haruto
Maybe because of the huge difference in size,
[07:58] Haruto
I honestly couldn't tell
if you touched me or not.
[07:59] Nona
It can't be... It was my first time...
[08:02] Nona
The fact you didn't feel anything is too cruel...
[08:05] Nona
Haruto-san. You really couldn't tell?
[08:08] Bellnoa
Haruto?
[08:09] Bellnoa
I gave you my first time, too.
[08:12] Bellnoa
Haruto, what's wrong? You don't like this?
[08:15] Bellnoa
It doesn't look that way to me.
[08:16] Nona
Haruto-san, your ears are bright red.
[08:18] Nona
What's wrong? Are you happy about this?
[08:21] Bellnoa
The way you're all flustered! I know
what it means! Unfortunately for you!
[08:24] Haruto
Wait! W-Wait!
[08:24] Nona
I see... Haruto-san, you're
so innocent. It's adorable!
[08:30] Bellnoa
Haruto is...
[08:30] Nona
Haruto-san is...
[08:30] Nona & Belloa
vulnerable to whispers!
SIGN Vulnerable to Whispers
[08:32] Haruto
Both of you! I know you want to win,
but aren't you embarrassed?
[08:36] Bellnoa
It's true I'd rather not speak
in this sickly sweet manner.
[08:40] Bellnoa
But if it will help me win, I'll use any means!
[08:43] Nona
And I'm simply taking into account
what will have the greatest effect.
[08:46] Nona
I have no other motives.
SIGN Please put on headphones or earphones and enjoy.
[08:50] Bellnoa
That's why... Haruto... I love you.
[08:54] Nona
H-Haruto-san... I love you.
[08:58] Bellnoa
Do you like it? These sighs of love...
[09:00] Nona
You're so amazing... I love you.
[09:03] Bellnoa
I'm telling you I love you, Haruto.
[09:05] Nona
Haruto-san, you're so cute.
[09:08] Bellnoa
You are adorable, Haruto.
[09:10] Nona
Haruto-san.
[09:11] Bellnoa
Haruto.
[09:12] Nona
Haruto-san!
[09:13] Bellnoa
Ha-ru-to.
[09:17] Bellnoa
With Haruto like this,
there's no way to decide our match.
[09:19] Nona
True. Let's call it a tie.
SIGN Thank you for playing
[09:25] Ozma
Hey. Don't you have work?
[09:34] Bellnoa
Haruto! Hurry up and make it clear
whether you pick me or Nona!
[09:38] Haruto
I was hoping you'd just let it go soon.
[09:42] Nona
Oh. Here you go.
[09:43] Haruto
Thank you.
[09:45] Nona
Oh, right! What about...
[09:47] Haruto
Don't worry. I know.
[09:49] Nona
Oh, good!
[09:50] Bellnoa
Stop!
[09:51] Bellnoa
Nona! How did you know what Haruto wanted?
[09:54] Nona
Well, Haruto-san asked me
to pass him the remote.
[09:57] Bellnoa
No, he didn't!
[09:58] Bellnoa
And Haruto. What is it that you "know"?
[10:00] Haruto
I said I know that the show Nona wanted
to record is airing at a different time.
[10:06] Nona
Oh! Haruto-san!
[10:08] Haruto
Is there something else?
[10:08] Nona
We're out.
[10:10] Haruto
Okay. I'll be right back.
[10:12] Nona
Come back soon!
[10:17] Bellnoa
What were you talking about just now?
[10:18] Nona
The supermarket is closing soon,
[10:20] Nona
so I asked him if he'd go buy some trash bags.
[10:24] Bellnoa
What kind of magic was that?
[10:26] Ozma
It's not magic! It's the time
they've spent living together.
[10:31] Bellnoa
They really are a married couple.
[10:33] Ozma
But, you know, after making
all that fuss about going back,
[10:36] Ozma
why did you change your mind like this?
[10:38] Bellnoa
I had no choice!
[10:39] Bellnoa
After being challenged,
I couldn't just back down...
[10:42] Ozma
Challenged, huh?
[10:43] Bellnoa
Plus, Haruto said those things to Nona...
[10:46] Bellnoa
And then he just casually
tried to take it back.
[10:48] Bellnoa
I couldn't forgive him for talking like that!
[10:50] Ozma
How can I put this? You're pretty mixed up.
[10:53] Bellnoa
You may be right.
[10:55] Bellnoa
But it's strange...
[10:57] Bellnoa
I've started thinking I might want
to stay here a little longer
[10:59] Bellnoa
and do things that don't need to be done.
[11:02] Ozma
Why not? You can just
chalk it up to experience.
[11:05] Bellnoa
Indeed.
[11:06] Bellnoa
And one day, I'll make him see me!
E7 - Keep the Secret a Secret
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SIGN Episode 7
"Keep the Secret a Secret"
[01:21] Bellnoa
This says this superhuman can
achieve a power level of 10,000,000!
[01:24] Nona
This says my attack level is 530,000!
[01:26] Haruto
What? You're already nearby?
[01:28] Haruto
You could have warned me, Kanmuri Seijirou!
[01:31] Haruto
Nona, Bellnoa! Stop looking
at the manga and hide!
[01:34] Seijirou
Hey.
[01:39] Haruto
K-Kanmuri!
[01:40] Haruto
How did you...
[01:43] Kanmuri
How, you ask?
[01:49] Kusabi
Like this! That's how!
[01:51] Haruto
I-It can't be.
[01:52] Haruto
The third moving figurine, Kusabi-chan,
belongs to you, Kanmuri?
[01:57] Seijirou
Bouida.
[01:58] Seijirou
We live in a country that's top class
in its otaku culture and hobbies,
[02:02] Seijirou
where we can enjoy ourselves to the fullest.
[02:04] Seijirou
We might even be happier
than any civilization or culture
[02:08] Seijirou
to have lived on this Earth.
[02:11] Haruto
You might be right.
[02:13] Seijirou
It's time to pay it forward!
[02:15] Seijirou
To leave this place even more wonderful
for future generations of otaku
[02:18] Seijirou
we must unravel the mystery
of the moving figurines!
[02:21] Seijirou
Don't you agree?
[02:23] Haruto
I have never been prouder than I am
today to call a man like you my friend!
[02:28] Seijirou
Bouida! Then you will...
[02:29] Haruto
Though I won't be helping you! You can do it!
[02:32] Seijirou
You bastard!
[02:34] Seijirou
As I thought, it's on the move...
[02:37] Seijirou
I've brought you a little present, Bouida.
[02:39] Seijirou
Whether you help me or not,
the experiment has already begun.
[02:44] Seijirou
This mysterious phenomenon
where figurines of beautiful girls
[02:46] Seijirou
begin to move on their own...
[02:48] Seijirou
Super Mobile Girls!
[02:50] Seijirou
That is what I have decided to call them!
[02:53] Haruto
You what? That's so embarrassing!
[02:55] Nona
A fourth moving figurine.
[02:57] Ozma
Data analysis complete!
[03:00] Ozma
Her name is Amanohara Subaru.
[03:02] Ozma
She's a character from Striking Fist 3,
a one-on-one fighting game.
[03:06] Bellnoa
Fighting...
[03:08] Bellnoa
Is she strong?
[03:09] Ozma
Yeah. Apparently, she was super strong.
[03:11] Ozma
Because her performance
stats were so overpowered,
[03:14] Ozma
there were some places that banned her use.
[03:16] Bellnoa
Hey! Apparently, you're really strong!
[03:18] Nona
Bellnoa's so fast!
[03:20] Subaru
Could this be... a competition?
[03:23] Bellnoa
That's right. A competition.
[03:24] Bellnoa
You look like a martial arts type.
[03:26] Bellnoa
I'll do this without my sword or magic!
[03:29] Nona
Wait, Bellnoa! You're moving too fast!
[03:31] Bellnoa
Fear not. We're fighting so that
we can better understand each other.
[03:35] Bellnoa
That's the how the power of friendship begins!
[03:38] Ozma
And there it is!
[03:39] Ozma
The influence of the manga
she was just reading!
[03:41] Bellnoa
Let's go!
[03:42] Bellnoa
Leg Laria—
[03:47] Nona
Huh? What's happening...
[03:48] Haruto
Ate-mi-Nage!
[03:49] Haruto
She redirects her opponent's attack
and uses it to throw them.
[03:52] Haruto
It's one of Subaru's signature moves!
[03:53] Bellnoa
Not bad. Now, it's my turn!
[03:57] Nona
What's that?
[03:58] Haruto
An Average Punch!
[03:59] Bellnoa
You...
[04:00] Bellnoa
Ow!
[04:01] Kusabi
And that?
[04:02] Haruto
An Average Kick!
[04:03] Nona
Those punches and kicks don't
seem very powerful, so why...
[04:06] Ozma
Well...
[04:06] Haruto
It's because she's strong on the zones!
[04:09] Haruto
In fighting games, the moves
of each of the characters
SIGN Attack Zone
SIGN Vulnerable Zone
[04:11] Haruto
have attack zones and vulnerable zones, but...
[04:13] Haruto
Subaru's attack zone is
much bigger than it looks.
[04:16] Haruto
And, for some reason, her hands
and fingers have no vulnerable zone.
[04:19] Haruto
All of which is why she can completely
evade her opponent's attacks!
[04:22] Nona
I see!
[04:24] Bellnoa
I won't hold back anymore!
[04:26] Bellnoa
Take this!
[04:27] Haruto
That's enough, Bellnoa!
[04:30] Haruto
If you fight with the combined power
of your sword and magic, as a hero,
[04:32] Haruto
there is no one who can beat you!
[04:35] Haruto
It won't be a competition anymore.
[04:37] Bellnoa
Y-You're right, Haruto. Sorry.
[04:40] Kusabi
Oh, and there goes Haruto!
[04:42] Kusabi
He may not know a girl's heart, but
he's good at appealing to a hero's heart!
[04:46] Haruto
A new moving figurine.
[04:47] Haruto
Amanohara Subaru. Seriously?
[04:49] Seijirou
What do you think, Bouida?
Has it served to rouse your curiosity?
[04:54] Haruto
Oh, that's right. You were here.
[04:55] Seijirou
Yes, I was!
[04:56] Seijirou
And I'm not the type that can just jump in
[04:58] Seijirou
when everyone is saying, "Wow!"
and having a good time!
[05:00] Seijirou
That aside, what do you think?
Don't you want to see what comes next?
[05:04] Seijirou
If you'll help, I'm sure we can unravel
the mystery of the Super Mobile Girls.
[05:10] Haruto
Kanmuri.
[05:11] Haruto
There's only one thing
I can say to you right now.
[05:14] Haruto
I wanted this figurine, but they
didn't make many, so I gave up.
[05:19] Haruto
Are you really giving it to me?
[05:20] Seijirou
I never said I'd give her to you!
[05:22] Nona
You wanted her?
[05:23] Haruto
Gulp!
[05:24] Nona
Haruto-san, you weren't planning
to cheat on me with her, too, right?
[05:27] Haruto
U-Um...
[05:28] Bellnoa
Hey. She's gone.
[05:30] Ozma
You're right! When did that happen?
[05:32] Haruto
Where is she? Come out, my Subaru-san!
[05:34] Nona
Hey! What did you just say?
[05:36] Kusabi
She's small, so if she hides,
it'll be super hard to find her.
[05:39] Haruto
Then it's time for Operation Tempt Her
from the Celestial Cave.
[05:43] Haruto
Amanohara Subaru is a master
of ancient Japanese martial arts,
[05:45] Haruto
but she's basically just a regular
human high school girl.
[05:48] Haruto
She must still be somewhere in this apartment.
[05:50] Ozma
Even if she is, why are we
playing a board game?
[05:53] Haruto
If we look like we're having fun playing
this game, I'm sure she'll come out.
[05:57] Haruto
Why? Because Amanohara Subaru...
[05:59] Haruto
is an otaku!
[06:01] Subaru
He just said my name.
[06:03] Subaru
Now that I think about it, what is
this place? Who are those giants?
[06:07] Subaru
If things were going to turn out this way,
[06:08] Subaru
I should've immersed myself in my
otaku hobbies instead of fighting.
[06:11] Subaru
I could have read all the hidden treasures
from the back of my bookshelf...
[06:14] Subaru
If only I'd binge watched anime
from first thing in the morning,
[06:16] Subaru
spent the whole night playing
through games over and over,
[06:18] Subaru
and lived the wonderful
life of the socially crippled!
[06:20] Kusabi
Nona, aren't you going to play the game?
[06:22] Nona
I am not.
[06:25] Subaru
The steam! I'm getting all damp!
[06:29] Subaru
Hey, stop it!
[06:30] Subaru
What's with this machine? It's like a trap
built to produce fan service scenes!
[06:33] Subaru
In this situation, if I'd been wearing a skirt,
a pantie-flash would have been inevitable!
[06:36] Subaru
I'm sorry I'm wearing a hakama
[06:37] Subaru
so the only fan service you'll get
is the zone right above my knees!
[06:39] Subaru
But I understand. I understand that
burning feeling that comes from a glimpse!
[06:42] Subaru
A glimpse of navel, the outline of a nipple,
[06:44] Subaru
can be precursors to love
that transcends gender!
[06:45] Subaru
I understand! I do!
[06:47] Subaru
I understand, so please turn it off!
[06:53] Subaru
Thinking about it calmly,
[06:55] Subaru
maybe it isn't that everything around me
is big. Maybe it's that I'm small?
[06:59] Nona
That's a very good guess.
[07:01] Nona
You're right. It's that we're small.
That much is correct.
[07:08] Nona
What should I do?
[07:09] Nona
Should I just tell her?
[07:11] Nona
Tell her that she's just a moving
1/6 scale figurine of a pretty girl,
[07:14] Nona
that she's a fictional character?
[07:17] Subaru
Um... Could it be that I'm a 1/6 scale figurine?
[07:21] Nona
Yes. Though I'm sure
it's difficult to believe.
[07:26] Nona
What?!
[07:27] Subaru
I thought so!
[07:29] Subaru
This is just about the right size for that.
[07:31] Subaru
And I feel like I was in that
kind of box to start with.
[07:34] Subaru
At the time, there was something crackly
that had the feel of a blister pack...
[07:37] Subaru
Then there's the faint smell of plasticizer
and paint coming from my whole body.
[07:41] Subaru
And the decisive evidence is...
[07:43] Subaru
See? I knew it!
[07:45] Subaru
Earlier when this flew up, I caught a glimpse.
[07:48] Nona
What? What? Where...
[07:49] Subaru
You're probably fine.
[07:51] Subaru
They don't usually do that
to the main body of a figurine.
[07:54] Subaru
It's usually on the stand.
[07:55] Subaru
Which means my hakama was made as a
separate piece that's meant to be removable.
[08:00] Subaru
That's so sexy.
[08:02] Subaru
Now that I think about it, what kind of
underwear am I supposed to be wearing?
[08:04] Subaru
Since I'm a figurine, I hope they
put effort into getting that right.
[08:07] Subaru
The standard is white,
[08:08] Subaru
but since I'm a fighter, maybe
sporty types or something?
[08:10] Subaru
Oh! And I can't rule out the
possibility of gym shorts.
[08:13] Subaru
In the spirit of discovering the
truth, I shall take everything off!
[08:15] Subaru
But that should really be done in private!
[08:18] Nona
Uh... Um...
[08:19] Subaru
Are you an android?
[08:21] Nona
Well... Yes.
[08:22] Subaru
That's awesome! So sexy! And seriously cool!
[08:24] Subaru
How much of that can you take off?
[08:26] Subaru
Showing mech-girls in any kind of
indecent situation is super rare, but...
[08:29] Subaru
could it be that you're set up to
make that dream come true?
[08:32] Nona
What? Um...
[08:33] Nona
Stop it!
[08:36] Subaru
I'd like to formally introduce myself to you.
[08:38] Subaru
I am the inheritor of the Shinkuu
Amanohara-style Jujitsu, Amanohara Subaru.
[08:44] Subaru
That is the back story of my
character in a fighting game...
[08:46] Subaru
And I'm a 1/6 scale figurine of her... I think.
[08:50] Ozma
It's amazing she realizes
all that right from the start.
[08:52] Haruto
There isn't much left to say!
[08:54] Haruto
It makes everything easier!
[08:55] Haruto
Um... I'm Bouida Haruto.
[08:57] Haruto
I'm a big fan of yours, and of your game!
[09:00] Haruto
Please feel free to relax and treat
this place as if it was your home.
[09:03] Haruto
We have tons of manga, games, and anime!
[09:06] Haruto
I'll pick out some I'm sure you'll like!
[09:08] Ozma
I've been wondering...
[09:10] Ozma
All of us moving figurines seem
to be made by Takasago-ya.
[09:14] Nona
Takasago-ya?
[09:16] Ozma
A minor model making company
[09:17] Ozma
that's been creating one super
niche figurine after another.
[09:23] Nona
Subaru-san, you're amazing!
[09:24] Nona
Or rather, what's this all of a sudden?
[09:26] Subaru
This person is a fan of mine
and of my game. Which means...
[09:31] Subaru
He knows all of my character
back story and stats
[09:34] Subaru
including my super private secrets?
[09:36] Haruto
It's true. I know everything.
[09:38] Haruto
Starting with Subaru-san's
individual character stats...
[09:41] Haruto
Height, 154 cm. Weight, 46 kg.
[09:44] Haruto
Sizes from the top, 78, 56, 82.
[09:48] Haruto
And I know the depths of the otaku interests
you never want anyone to find out about.
[09:52] Subaru
I knew it!
[09:54] Subaru
All of my full-on otaku
interests exposed! In detail!
[09:57] Subaru
And, of all things, to a man!
[09:59] Subaru
I could die.
[10:00] Subaru
My life meter has dropped
way beyond zero! It's overkill!
[10:03] Subaru
If God exists, he must be a super sadist!
[10:05] Nona
Wha— What?
[10:06] Haruto
Wait!
[10:09] Haruto
Please read that.
[10:11] Haruto
Don't let Nona or the others see it.
[10:14] Subaru
What is it? A letter?
[10:17] Subaru
What is this? Really? There's
something seriously wrong with you!
[10:20] Subaru
This is ridiculous. In a way, I respect you.
[10:22] Subaru
Are you sure you want me knowing all this?
[10:26] Subaru
You're the only one I'm telling
the depths of my otaku interests.
[10:31] Haruto
If other people found out, I might die.
[10:34] Haruto
So...
[10:38] Subaru
I understand.
[10:38] Subaru
We won't tell anyone. Either of us. Right?
[10:42] Ozma
I see. An exchange of secrets.
[10:44] Nona
How wonderful!
[10:46] Nona
By the way, Haruto-san,
[10:48] Nona
as your wife, I feel I have the right
to know those depths, as well!
[10:55] Kusabi
We've arrived at the office!
[10:57] Kusabi
I'm really handy to have around, right?
[11:00] Kusabi
You should be grateful, Seijirou!
[11:01] Kusabi
Or rather, Mr. Company President.
SIGN Molding Memories and the Future
E8 - Striking Fist
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[01:21] Ozma
Striking Fist 3!
SIGN Episode 8
"Striking Fist"
[01:23] Ozma
So this is the game Subarucchi is from.
[01:26] Subaru
Having it in front of me like this
really makes my head spin.
[01:34] Nona
She's really cute, isn't she?
[01:36] Ozma
Oh, Rindo, right?
[01:37] Ozma
She's the game's signature
character, an unwavering heroine.
[01:41] Bellnoa
By the way, where's Haruto?
[01:42] Nona
Haruto-san's gone to see Kanmuri-san.
[01:46] Seijirou
Hello, my Super Mobile Girls.
[01:49] Nona
Huh?
[01:50] Seijirou
I, Kanmuri Seijirou, have acquired
the personage of Bouida Haruto.
[01:54] Nona
Haruto-san! Why are you dressed like that?
[01:56] Ozma
I-It looks terrible on you!
[01:58] Seijirou
He is just like a captured princess.
[02:00] Seijirou
If you want him back, then come!
[02:02] Seijirou
Just the three of you!
[02:04] Kusabi
And so, I'll be showing you the way!
[02:09] Girls
Huh?
[02:12] Subaru
This is... the Australia
stage from Striking Fist 3.
[02:17] Subaru
Why? How?
[02:19] Seijirou
It seems an error has occurred.
[02:22] Seijirou
After all, though you're a
character from this game,
[02:24] Seijirou
you were wearing weird, unofficial clothing.
[02:28] Nona
Haruto-san!
[02:29] Bellnoa
Haruto!
[02:30] Seijirou
Welcome, my friends.
[02:32] Seijirou
If you three challenge three fighters
from this world and win two out of three,
[02:37] Seijirou
I will return Bouida to you.
[02:39] Nona
It can't be! Even if it's to save
Haruto-san, fighting is just...
[02:43] Bellnoa
No. Now that it's come to this,
all we can do is fight.
[02:46] Seijirou
By the way, if you lose, you'll
become my research samples.
[02:50] Kusabi
And the first fighter is...
[02:52] Kusabi
Could it be! Could it be!
[02:54] Kusabi
Striking Fist 3's hidden boss! KarateMao!
[02:59] Kusabi
Each fight is just one round! Okay?
[03:01] Kusabi
Ready... Fight!
[03:09] Subaru
Bellnoa! KarateMao reacts
super quickly! Be careful!
[03:13] Subaru
Also, he doesn't have many moves, but
somehow his techniques are a lot like mine!
[03:17] Bellnoa
Fear not.
[03:18] Bellnoa
While I have lived in Haruto's world, I have
learned a more flexible way of thinking.
[03:22] Bellnoa
It shall be a new sword in my arsenal!
[03:29] Subaru
That's...
[03:30] Subaru
She's floating where he can't reach her
[03:32] Subaru
and casting a whole bunch
of stat boosters on herself.
[03:35] Subaru
That's so childish.
[03:37] Nona
So pretty! Maybe she can win this way!
[03:40] Kusabi
And that's it! Time's up!
[03:43] Bellnoa
What?
[03:45] Kusabi
Bellnoa loses on points.
[03:47] Nona
She was shining so much and she still lost.
[03:50] Subaru
She used up too much time casting magic.
[03:53] Bellnoa
My match ends like this?
[03:56] Kusabi
And the next fighter is...
[04:02] Kusabi
From Dragulious Saga 4,
the Demon Dragon King!
[04:08] Kusabi
Ready... Fight!
[04:10] Nona
S-Stay away!
[04:12] Haruto
Kanmuri! Stop this fight!
[04:16] Seijirou
If you say you'll help me research
the moving figurines, then...
[04:20] Haruto
Ask for something else.
[04:24] Nona
It can't be... He hasn't taken any damage...
[04:28] RyuuMao
It has been a long time since anyone was
reckless enough to challenge me head-on.
[04:34] RyuuMao
I really like you!
[04:38] RyuuMao
Girl. You will marry me!
[04:41] Girls
Huh?
[04:42] RyuuMao
I've been wanting a bride!
It was worth coming here!
[04:45] RyuuMao
Your nobility! Your beauty! You're blonde!
[04:46] RyuuMao
You are the very embodiment of
a heroine! I just can't get enough!
[04:49] Nona
I thought you came here to fight, didn't you?
[04:52] Nona
Ow!
[04:55] RyuuMao
Yes, a heroine should have
blonde hair, not black!
[04:58] Subaru
Oh no! Nona!
[05:08] Subaru
Is that...
[05:09] Shadow Nona
Saying that blonde is better than
black hair. I cannot forgive that.
[05:12] Shadow Nona
Revise your words.
[05:13] Subaru
That's the problem?
[05:15] RyuuMao
Seeing beauty such as yours...
[05:18] RyuuMao
Black hair is the best!
[05:20] Shadow Nona
Very good. I will permit the marriage.
[05:22] Subaru
Seriously?
[05:24] Nona
Why would it turn out that way?
[05:26] Shadow Nona
This is a good opportunity for us
as "girl shaped space probes"
[05:30] Shadow Nona
to fulfill our original mission.
[05:32] Shadow Nona
Life-forms able to construct
advanced civilizations
[05:34] Shadow Nona
have a high probability
of being humanoid in form.
[05:36] Shadow Nona
And, generally, the threat
comes from the males.
[05:39] Shadow Nona
In female form, we can inspire feelings
of affection and a protective instinct.
[05:44] RyuuMao
Now, we must prepare
for the wedding ceremony.
[05:47] RyuuMao
Huh? Blonde?
[05:48] RyuuMao
Well, that's good, too.
[05:50] Nona
I don't want to! I can't get married!
[05:52] Nona
I already have...
[05:54] Haruto
Nona!
[05:56] Nona
Haruto-san!
[05:57] Haruto
Input code 0092!
[06:02] RyuuMao
Huh?
[06:04] System
Code accepted. Nona 2 activated.
[06:06] System
Champion system unlocked.
[06:11] Nona
Haruto-san. What is this?
[06:13] Haruto
Use that and hurry up and beat
the Demon Dragon King!
[06:16] Nona
I beat him already!
[06:18] Haruto
What?
[06:20] Bellnoa
Nona won!
[06:25] Bellnoa
Are you all right?
[06:27] Subaru
It looks like she's just sleeping.
[06:31] Subaru
Her costume...
[06:33] Kusabi
And now, finally, the third challenger!
[06:38] Subaru
Rindo!
[06:40] Kusabi
Ready... Fight!
[06:44] Nona
I slept really well! Oh!
[06:46] Nona
That's right! The match!
[06:50] Subaru
The body is the path. Along the path
travels the strength of the heart...
[06:53] Subaru
This is the Amanohara-style's special...
[06:55] Subaru
Divine Power Blast!
[06:57] ---
Guard.
[06:58] Rindo
Cancel. Spirit Attack.
[07:03] Rindo
Cancel. Hyper Spirit Attack.
[07:07] Rindo
I am an assassin.
[07:10] Rindo
Since I was small, I've had assassination
techniques drilled into me.
[07:12] Rindo
I was raised knowing nothing
of play or friends or love.
[07:16] Rindo
However...
[07:17] Rindo
If I obliterate the Amanohara-style,
[07:19] Rindo
the organization has promised
they will release me from this path.
[07:23] Rindo
That is the ending I wish for.
[07:26] Nona
Wait, Rindo-san!
[07:28] Nona
Is there something you want
to do once you're free?
[07:32] Rindo
Excellent question.
[07:33] Rindo
I want...
[07:35] Rindo
to become an idol!
[07:36] Rindo
Under the brilliant lights,
[07:38] Rindo
I will become an idol who will bring
all the men in this world to their knees!
[07:42] Nona
Huh?
[07:43] Rindo
But I can't seem to become an idol!
[07:45] Rindo
And no matter how many
times I think I defeat you,
[07:47] Rindo
for some reason you're there
in the sequel, still sneakily alive.
[07:50] Rindo
You!
[07:52] Rindo
At this point, I detest you
on a personal level!
[07:54] Subaru
Why? None of that is my fault!
[07:57] Rindo
Take this!
[08:02] Rindo
KarateMao?
[08:04] KarateMao
If you will target the Amanohara...
[08:07] KarateMao
then I will reveal myself!
[08:10] KarateMao
I am also an Amanohara.
[08:12] KarateMao
Amanohara Kaimon!
[08:14] KarateMao
Subaru's father!
[08:15] Subaru
Oh! That's why our moves seemed similar.
[08:18] KarateMao
Just a moment, my daughter.
[08:20] KarateMao
Could you feel a little moved, please?
[08:22] Haruto
I'm begging you! Send Nona
and the others back ho—
[08:27] Subaru
Oh, Haruto-kun. Sorry about that.
[08:29] Haruto
Subaru-san! You're covered in wounds!
[08:32] Haruto
How dare you do that to my
Subaru-san?! Who was it?
[08:35] Subaru
Um...
[08:36] Rindo
It was me.
[08:38] Haruto
You, was it?
[08:39] Haruto
Wait.
[08:41] Haruto
Rindo-san! The eternal idol
who holds all gamers in her thrall!
[08:44] Haruto
Rindo-san! Right?
[08:46] Rindo
What?
[08:46] Rindo
Me? An idol?
[08:48] KarateMao
Open your heart!
[08:50] KarateMao
That is the secret of the
Shinkuu Amanohara-style.
[08:53] Subaru
So you say, but I can't do it
the way you do, father...
[08:57] Subaru
or rather, I don't really want to...
[08:58] KarateMao
I have no choice.
[08:59] KarateMao
You there, the group of young men.
[09:03] KarateMao
Try looking this way.
SIGN Morning Ennui
[09:04] Subaru
Father, those are...
[09:07] KarateMao
Boom.
[09:08] Subaru
Stop it!
[09:12] KarateMao
These are all things my daughter drew.
The rumored "slim volumes."
[09:15] KarateMao
The genre is boys' love!
[09:17] KarateMao
Stories where boys love boys!
[09:20] KarateMao
Now I have revealed Subaru's
secret interests! Boom!
[09:21] Subaru
Y-You're too cruel...
[09:25] KarateMao
That feeling will become your power!
[09:28] Seijirou
What are you trying to say about these?
[09:32] Seijirou
As far as otaku girls go,
this is pretty average these days.
[09:34] Seijirou
Right?
[09:35] Seijirou
Hey, Bouida! What are you doing?
[09:40] Haruto
F-Father. Where otaku
interests are concerned...
[09:43] Haruto
having them be so embarrassing you
want to hide them is the perfect level.
[09:46] Haruto
The fact that Subaru-san wants
to preserve her modest image
[09:48] Haruto
makes her, in her own way, the true
epitome of Japanese womanhood!
[09:50] Subaru
Haruto-kun...
[09:52] Subaru
Somehow that sounds... sort of sexy...
[09:56] KarateMao
Hey, glasses man.
[09:59] KarateMao
You have no right to call me "Father"!
[10:03] KarateMao
Now that it's come to this,
you'll all go down together!
[10:06] KarateMao
Starting now, I will read every single
line of those slim books aloud!
[10:10] Rindo
If you're going to stop him, I'll help you.
[10:12] Subaru
Rindo!
[10:13] Rindo
I will not forgive anyone who sullies
a girl's dreams and freedom.
[10:17] Rindo
Come! Let's go!
[10:19] Rindo
Hyper Spirit Attack!
[10:21] Subaru
Divine Power Blast!
[10:26] KarateMao
It's no use. None at all.
[10:28] KarateMao
As long as you refuse to open
the depths of your hearts...
[10:30] KarateMao
there will be no victory for you!
[10:34] Subaru
Haruto-kun!
[10:36] Haruto
Huh?
[10:37] Subaru
I've been thinking this for a little while...
[10:40] Subaru
A couple made of otaku would be
able to understand each other
[10:43] Subaru
and move forward in a lot of ways.
[10:45] Subaru
So! What would you think of someone like me?
[10:47] Haruto
What?!
[10:51] KarateMao
I see! Subaru!
[10:53] KarateMao
While I wasn't looking, you've grown so much!
[10:57] KarateMao
Except for your bosom.
[11:01] Subaru
Now, Haruto-kun! Let's go home together!
[11:04] Bellnoa
She confessed her feelings, didn't she?
[11:05] Nona
She confessed her feelings.
[11:07] Ozma
Haruto's probably gonna get K.O.ed next!
E9 - Love You Till I Die, Love Even Your Lies
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[00:00] Subaru
Haruto-kun, Haruto-kun.
[00:02] Subaru
What are you doing?
[00:04] Haruto
Now, now. Just watch.
[00:07] Haruto
With this, it's done!
[00:08] ---
Mika
[00:09] Subaru
What's this?
[00:10] Subaru
They're just like headphones!
SIGN Begin process by cutting here
[00:12] Subaru
Haruto-kun, you're too
awesome! You're a genius!
SIGN Insert
[00:15] Haruto
No problem! For you,
Subaru-san, this is nothing!
[00:17] Bellnoa
Haruto, I want to start
playing the next game, but...
[00:20] Haruto
Of course. Pick whichever one you'd like.
[00:23] Haruto
If you're looking for something with
strong enemies, it would be this or this.
[00:27] Bellnoa
That's a great help.
[00:28] Bellnoa
Thanks for always doing
things like this, Haruto.
[00:30] Haruto
No problem! For you,
Bellnoa, this is nothing!
[00:33] Nona
Honestly!
[00:34] Nona
I'm his wife, but he's going
all gooey over them!
[00:37] Ozma
He does all kinds of stuff
for you, too, right?
[00:40] Ozma
Like he made you a bed.
[00:43] Nona
Yes, but...
[00:45] Ozma
Nona's 26 Secrets: number 18.
[00:48] Ozma
She sleeps in the refrigerator vegetable bin.
[00:50] Ozma
The conditions resemble her female
form space probe sleeping capsule,
[00:53] Ozma
so she finds it super comfortable!
[00:54] Bellnoa
But is it really okay for me,
a hero, to just play all the time?
[00:58] Subaru
Now, now.
[01:00] Subaru
As long as we're having fun like this,
[01:01] Subaru
what's it gonna hurt to stay in this
world and just keep playing forever?
[01:04] Nona
Forever...
[01:05] Nona
Forever?
[01:07] Ozma
In this manner, Nona and the
other Super Mobile Girls
[01:09] Ozma
continue to enjoy experiencing a life full
of otaku hobbies with otaku Bouida Haruto.
[01:15] Ozma
And now the story begins a new stage!
[02:40] Haruto
Oh, it's so moving.
[02:44] Nona
Haruto-san. You cleared this
game yesterday, didn't you?
SIGN Episode 8
"Love You Till I Die, Love Even Your Lies"
[02:47] Haruto
Did I? I seem to forget things lately.
[02:52] Haruto
But thanks to that, I can re-experience
masterworks over and over.
[02:55] Haruto
It's nice.
[02:58] Haruto
Oh, it's so moving!
[03:01] Nona
You watched that anime
this morning, didn't you?
[03:04] Nona
I'm recording all of this season's anime!
[03:06] Haruto
Thanks for always doing things like this.
[03:09] Nona
You're amazing, Haruto-san,
[03:10] Nona
staying an otaku even
though you've grown so old.
[03:14] Haruto
I'll enjoy being an otaku
until my very last moments.
[03:17] Haruto
It's truly a life without regret.
[03:20] Haruto
After all, thanks to these interests,
I was able to meet you.
[03:24] Haruto
Nona, in all my life, you are the
heroine I've loved the most.
[03:28] Nona
Well, as long as you're happy,
Haruto-san, I don't mind...
[03:32] Haruto
Oh!
[03:33] Haruto
This new anime's heroine is super cute!
[03:35] Nona
Honestly!
[03:36] Nona
Are you still planning on exploring
the frontiers of cheating at your age?
[03:42] Nona
Haruto-san?
[03:44] Nona
Haruto-san!
[03:51] Haruto
Special edition gacha Rue is awesome!
[03:54] Haruto
I must pull!
[03:58] Haruto
Cold! Cold!
[03:59] Haruto
Wait...
[04:02] Haruto
Nona?
[04:04] Subaru
I see. The person she loves ages and dies.
[04:08] Subaru
That's a very mecha girl sort of dream she had.
[04:12] Subaru
She's got such a sophisticated system!
[04:14] Bellnoa
He said he was going to cheer her up,
but I wonder where Haruto took her.
[04:19] Subaru
Well, let's just leave Nona to
Haruto-kun and watch some anime!
[04:23] Bellnoa
Indeed.
[04:24] Ozma
You guys sure are carefree.
[04:26] Ozma
Even though those two went on a date.
[04:29] Bellnoa
I don't mind. This time,
there's nothing else to be done.
[04:32] Subaru
Not when Nona was like that.
[04:34] Ozma
I see... Thanks.
[04:45] Haruto
Oh, man. That really got me.
[04:47] Haruto
I haven't been on a roller coaster,
[04:49] Haruto
no, to an amusement park,
since elementary school...
[04:53] Haruto
Come on. Feel better!
[04:55] Haruto
It's true it was a scary dream, but
[04:57] Haruto
if I really manage to enjoy being an otaku
until I'm as old as I was in your dream,
[05:01] Haruto
it'll be a life with no regrets!
[05:04] Nona
Haruto-san...
[05:05] Haruto
Huh?
[05:06] Nona
You said the same thing in my dream...
[05:08] Haruto
Huh? Did I?
[05:10] Haruto
S-Sorry! I, uh...
[05:13] Haruto
Let's forget about the dream.
Is there something you want to ride next?
[05:17] Nona
The Ferris wheel.
[05:18] Haruto
But of course!
[05:19] Nona
And I'd like an ice cream cone...
[05:21] Haruto
My pleasure!
[05:23] Haruto
Excuse me! Can I get one ice cream cone?
[05:27] Ozma
Huh? Where are Nona and Haruto?
[05:30] Subaru
It seems Nona's still depressed,
[05:33] Subaru
so he said he'd take her to an
arcade and they went out.
[05:37] Ozma
Haruto sure is a softie...
[05:41] Haruto
Here you go, Nona.
[05:42] Nona
Haruto-san, can you get one
more of the same thing?
[05:45] Haruto
I think I probably could, but wouldn't
you rather I get a different one?
[05:49] Nona
I was just thinking I'd like to have
the same one as you, Haruto-san...
[05:52] Nona
as a memento of this moment,
of you and me together.
[05:55] Haruto
Oh, okay...
[05:57] Haruto
Right! I'm getting us a matching pair!
[06:06] Ozma
Nona's 26 Secrets: number 16.
[06:09] Ozma
When change drops into a tight
space, she can safely retrieve it!
[06:12] Haruto
Thank you, Nona!
[06:14] Haruto
I promise I'll get it! Okay?
[06:16] Nona
Okay.
[06:19] Ozma
What?
[06:20] Ozma
I noticed you two were gone
again since this morning, but...
[06:23] Ozma
You had another nightmare?
[06:25] Haruto
Come on, now, Ozma. Don't yell at her.
[06:29] Haruto
Today, we went around
to different otaku shops
[06:31] Haruto
and found a plastic model of you
and Nona's ship, the Comet Library!
[06:36] Ozma
Wow! That exists?
[06:38] Ozma
Nona's 26 Secrets:
number 9! She's got a keen eye!
[06:41] Ozma
But, hey... Obsessive Freak...
[06:43] Ozma
You've been going out every day.
Is your work okay?
[06:47] Ozma
Plus, isn't that expensive?
[06:49] Haruto
It's fine! It'll all work out somehow.
[06:52] Haruto
Man, it's been a while since
I bought a plastic model.
[06:54] Haruto
Come on! Nona, Ozma, you guys help, too!
SIGN And the next day
[06:58] Ozma
She had another nightmare
so they're on another date today?
[07:01] Subaru
Yeah. But what do you think, Ozma-kun?
[07:04] Subaru
For a mecha girl to be having
nightmares every night...
[07:08] Subaru
Do you think it's some kind of
serious error in her programming?
[07:10] Ozma
Well... about that...
[07:14] Haruto
Wow... What an amazing starry sky...
[07:17] Haruto
You're not cold, are you, Nona?
[07:19] Haruto
I'll pour you some hot tea.
[07:22] Haruto
Here you are.
[07:23] Nona
Thank you.
[07:25] Haruto
It's really beautiful.
[07:27] Haruto
You're a heroine who travels through space,
[07:30] Haruto
so you must be pretty used to this sight.
[07:33] Nona
Yes...
[07:34] Haruto
Oh! Who could that be at this time of night?
[07:37] Haruto
I'm just going to take this.
[07:39] Nona
Okay.
[07:44] Nona
I'm so happy, it's scary...
[07:47] Haruto
What, it's just you, Ozma?
[07:49] Haruto
What is it?
[07:51] Haruto
Huh?
[07:52] Haruto
Nona's lying?
[07:54] Ozma
Yeah.
[07:55] Ozma
Two days ago, I remotely disabled
Nona's ability to see dreams.
[08:00] Ozma
She was really crying in the beginning,
[08:03] Ozma
but I think she probably got over
it after the amusement park.
[08:06] Ozma
Either way, yesterday and today were lies.
[08:12] Ozma
Nona's 26 Secrets: number 21. She fake cries.
[08:15] Haruto
Why would she do that...
[08:17] Ozma
Probably because she wants you
to make a fuss over her a little.
[08:20] Ozma
No matter what, I'm always on Nona's side.
[08:23] Ozma
And I'm happy that's she's more energetic
and lively than when she was an anime.
[08:28] Ozma
But, you know... lies are wrong.
[08:30] Ozma
Once they become a habit,
it's hard to live in society,
[08:34] Ozma
and you unfailingly lose
something important.
[08:36] Ozma
Right?
[08:38] Nona
Today, I have to stop this for good.
[08:42] Nona
Haruto-san is always kind,
but he's being doubly kind!
[08:47] Nona
And seeing Haruto-san all flustered,
trying to make me feel better...
[08:52] Nona
he's so cute!
[08:53] Nona
I'm so sorry, Haruto-san...
[08:55] Nona
It's just for today!
[08:57] Nona
Just for today!
[08:58] Nona
Just today!
[08:59] Nona
Just today...
[09:02] Haruto
It's okay. I forgive her.
[09:04] Ozma
Huh?
[09:05] Haruto
She's not lying to the world.
Nona is only lying to me.
[09:10] Haruto
So, if I forgive her, there's no problem.
[09:12] Ozma
W-W-Wai— You're okay with that?
[09:15] Haruto
Yeah.
[09:16] Haruto
Because Nona and I are husband and wife.
[09:24] Haruto
N-Nona! What's wrong?
[09:26] Ozma
Nona's 26 Secrets: number 1!
[09:28] Ozma
She can hear conversations
from 3 kilometers away!
[09:33] Nona
Haruto-san...
[09:35] Nona
I'm so sorry!
[09:40] Nona
And that's why I'm sorry. I have no excuses!
[09:44] Haruto
It's all right, already. I'm fine.
[09:47] Nona
Haruto-san, you're too nice!
[09:49] Nona
And yet, I... I'm so embarrassed.
[09:53] Nona
Please, do whatever you want
to me until you're satisfied!
[09:56] Subaru
Anything?
[09:58] Subaru
That sounds sort of sexy...
[09:59] Ozma
That's really all you think about, isn't it?
[10:01] Haruto
Until I'm satisfied...
[10:04] Haruto
Then I guess I'll just blatantly cheat on you!
[10:06] Nona
What?
[10:07] Haruto
Bellnoa. Subaru-san. Let's go on a date!
[10:11] Haruto
That anime has a movie out right now...
[10:13] Subaru
Really?
[10:14] Bellnoa
This on a big theater screen? Let's go!
[10:17] Haruto
This movie is amazing!
[10:19] Haruto
On top of having tons of the
staff from the TV anime,
[10:21] Haruto
it's an epic story where an
earth-shaking conflict erupts
[10:24] Haruto
because of character back stories
that weren't exposed until now!
[10:28] Haruto
And, of course, all the subplots
that were left unresolved
[10:31] Haruto
are tied up, making it a two hour
event that fans are loving!
[10:35] Nona
I-I-Is this allowed?
[10:37] Ozma
Of course it is.
[10:39] Nona
No!
[10:40] Nona
I know I asked for this, but still...
[10:43] Haruto
Nona.
[10:45] Haruto
You come, too, Nona.
[10:47] Nona
What?
[10:48] Nona
I can come?
[10:49] Haruto
Of course!
[10:52] Nona
Haruto-san!
[10:54] Nona
I'll go! I'll go!
[10:55] Nona
I'll go with you anywhere!
[10:59] Ozma
Honestly, what a handful.
[11:02] Ozma
Huh?
[11:03] Ozma
What's this?
[11:07] Ozma
A hot springs... accommodation voucher?
SIGN Hot Springs Accommodation Voucher
E10 - Another World! Staying with Figurines at a Hot Spring Inn
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[00:03] Subaru
Everyone, thank you for waiting!
[00:05] Subaru
Can you believe this time
is an onsen episode?!
[00:07] Bellnoa
Who are you talking to?
[00:08] Bellnoa
What do you mean "episode"?
[00:09] Nona
And what is that strange pose you're doing?
[00:12] Haruto
Man, I'm so glad everyone is happy!
SIGN Episode 10
"Another World! Staying with Figurines at a Hot Spring Inn"
[00:15] Haruto
Who'd have thought that Kanmuri's
apology would be tickets to an onsen?
[00:18] Haruto
On top of which he also sent 1/6 scale yukata!
[00:21] Haruto
I honestly have such a great friend!
[00:24] Nona
Haruto-san! It's okay to look this way.
[00:27] Haruto
No, actually, I like it better like this.
[00:29] Haruto
This feeling, like I'm secretly
listening in on the women's bath...
[00:32] Subaru
That's high level stuff...
[00:34] Haruto
So, you know... If you would oblige me...
[00:37] Nona
Huh?
[00:38] Haruto
There're the old clichés, aren't there?
[00:40] Haruto
Stuff like, when girls say to each other,
[00:41] Haruto
"Haven't your boobs gotten bigger?" and such.
[00:43] Nona
Oh, I see.
[00:44] Nona
Subaru-san, haven't your boobs gotten bigger?
[00:48] Subaru
I'm a figurine, so they
haven't changed at all, jerk!
[00:50] Bellnoa
But I do wonder about
eavesdropping and peeping.
[00:54] Bellnoa
I can feel it even now.
As though someone is watching...
[00:58] Nona
Hey, stop that!
[01:00] Subaru
Don't worry. No one's going
to spy on a solo guy in a bath.
[01:05] Subaru
What? So, Bellnoa, you've finally...
[01:08] Bellnoa
Yes. I finally understand.
[01:11] Bellnoa
I am the main character in a game,
[01:13] Bellnoa
and now I've been made into a small figurine.
[01:16] Nona
Wow.
[01:17] Bellnoa
The game I'd been casually
playing turned out to be...
SIGN Play time: 1 hour
(Flashback) [01:20] Bellnoa
Huh? This protagonist's situation
sort of reminds me of me!
SIGN Play time: 5 hours
(Flashback) [01:24] Bellnoa
Huh... This protagonist's
adventure seems really familiar...
SIGN Play time 20 hours
(Flashback) [01:28] Bellnoa
Oh. This is me.
[01:30] Subaru
It's amazing you didn't notice before that.
[01:33] Nona
Wasn't it a shock?
[01:35] Bellnoa
Well... I think happiness came first.
[01:38] Bellnoa
There's no reason for me to force myself
to go defeat the Demon Dragon King.
[01:42] Bellnoa
Now I can enjoy this world fully,
with no reservations.
[01:45] Nona
I see.
[01:47] Bellnoa
Now that I think about it,
we've played Subaru's game,
[01:50] Bellnoa
but we haven't interacted
with Nona's work at all.
[01:53] Bellnoa
Don't you wonder about
the world you came from?
[01:55] Nona
Well...
[01:57] Nona
I guess I do, but my memory only
goes until just before the last episode.
[02:02] Nona
I don't know what happens in the end.
[02:07] Nona
But... there is someone
I want to see from my anime.
[02:11] Nona
A young man...
[02:13] Nona
Yes, the one with the straw hat...
[02:17] Nona
I think... before I left on my
journey, we were always together...
[02:22] Nona
And when I rose into the sky,
he watched me, waving the whole time.
[02:27] Nona
I can't quite remember
his name or his face, but...
[02:31] Nona
He said that when my mission
was over and I returned to Earth,
[02:34] Nona
we'd see each other again.
[02:37] Nona
Huh? What's wrong with the two of you?
[02:39] Nona
It was a pretty warm
and fluffy story, wasn't it?
[02:41] Nona
Your expressions should
be warm and fluffy, too!
[02:43] Subaru
Nona-san. Nona-san.
[02:45] Nona
Yes?
[02:46] Subaru
Wouldn't that be your
ex-boyfriend, or an old flame?
[02:50] Nona
What? It can't be!
[02:52] Nona
Is it, Haru—
[02:55] Nona
Haruto... san?
[03:03] Nona
In the end, Haruto-san didn't tell me anything.
[03:07] Nona
Stupid Haruto-san.
[03:10] Nona
But... this feeling I get when
I think of the boy in the straw hat...
[03:16] Nona
Am I the one cheating?
[03:21] Nona
Haruto-san...
[03:26] Nona
Huh?
[03:27] Nona
Wh-Where am I?
[03:29] Nona
Why am I being treated like a bad tanuki
in some kind of punishment game?
[03:33] Rue
Perhaps it has something
to do with stories from before.
[03:36] Nona
You... You're...
(Flashback) [03:38] Nona
Haruto-san, are you secretly cheating
on me using your cell phone?
(Flashback) [03:42] Haruto
Th-That hurts in a plain kind of way.
(Flashback) [03:44] Haruto
Please look the other way this once.
(Flashback) [03:45] Haruto
There's an event where I can get
a limited, rare version
(Flashback) [03:48] Haruto
of one of my favorite characters.
(Flashback) [03:49] Haruto
If I let this slip by then all the money
I spent in this game was for nothing!
(Flashback) [03:52] Nona
What do you mean, "favorite"?
(Flashback) [03:55] Haruto
I-I mean...
(Flashback) [03:57] Haruto
The social network game,
Weapon Girls War's full-body tank girl...
[04:02] Nona
Hitoma Rue-san!
[04:03] Rue
I am honored that you know of me.
[04:06] Rue
Nona-dono,
[04:07] Rue
the majority of your fighting strength lies
in the modules in your arms and legs.
[04:12] Rue
As you cannot currently utilize them,
escape is an impossibility!
[04:16] Rue
Two enemies remain.
Bellnoa-dono. Subaru-dono.
[04:20] Rue
I will crush each of them!
[04:21] Nona
What? Why, Rue-san?
[04:24] Nona
Why are you doing this?
[04:26] Rue
Commander Haru loves me most...
[04:29] Rue
I am doing this to prove that.
[04:32] Nona
By Commander Haru, do you mean Haruto-san?
[04:34] Nona
What are you basing that on?
[04:36] Rue
Real money.
[04:38] Rue
On the sum of money
Commander Haru invested in my game.
[04:42] Rue
It's enough that even
I'm a little worried for him.
[04:44] Nona
Huh? How much did Haruto-san spend?
[04:47] Rue
Well, then.
[04:48] Nona
No! No! Wait, Rue-san! Wait!
[04:52] Shadow Nona
Wait.
[04:53] Shadow Nona
I'm not done yet.
[04:54] Shadow Nona
Fight me!
[04:58] Shadow Nona
Nanobots have repaired, rebuilt,
and reconstructed us countless times.
[05:04] Shadow Nona
And each time, we have become a little
more excessive, a little more lacking...
[05:10] Shadow Nona
Full body tank warrior,
[05:12] Shadow Nona
if one must fight to survive, then show me
that you can claim victory from me!
[05:17] Shadow Nona
And claim the thing I love the most!
[05:26] Seijirou
I'm sorry you're always working
so late, Tatsutagawa-kun.
[05:29] Kakumi
Kanmuri-san... I mean, President.
[05:32] Kakumi
Why are you here at this time of night?
[05:34] Seijirou
Oh, it's nothing.
[05:35] Seijirou
I wanted to talk to you about this.
[05:38] Kakumi
It can't be! When did this...?
[05:40] Kakumi
Wait...
[05:41] Seijirou
So you did have them, after all.
[05:43] Seijirou
It's said that if you work a fragment
into a doll, it will start moving...
[05:46] Seijirou
The legendary Shards of Galatea.
[05:49] Seijirou
That's a fake that I made.
[05:51] Kakumi
Wh-What?
[05:52] Seijirou
Miraculous figurines that move on their own.
[05:55] Seijirou
I understand the attraction.
[05:57] Seijirou
But... it's time to stop.
[06:00] Seijirou
Among the heroines of anime and games
[06:03] Seijirou
are those who possess
the power to destroy the Earth.
[06:07] Shadow Nona
What's wrong? If all you do
is run, you'll never win.
[06:10] Shadow Nona
I am DP, the Destruction Planet System.
[06:15] Shadow Nona
Just as the name says, my role
is the destruction of planets!
[06:22] Shadow Nona
Accurate marksmanship while
running over unstable ground.
[06:26] Shadow Nona
So this is what they call current
state-of-the-art technology.
[06:30] Rue
Still, all I can do is fight!
[06:34] Rue
In the game, I fought with
all of my fighting ability...
[06:38] Rue
and Commander Haru praised me,
loved me, spent money on me.
[06:42] Rue
Still... though Commander Haru
should have been looking only at me...
[06:46] Rue
in this world, Commander Haru
wasn't mine alone!
[06:49] Shadow Nona
So?
[06:50] Rue
So if I fight and win,
Commander Haru will praise me.
[06:54] Rue
If I'm the only one to survive,
then he'll love only me!
[06:58] Shadow Nona
Every last one of you...
[07:01] Shadow Nona
You forget my nature and speak
of happiness, of love...
[07:04] Rue
Commander Haru has finished
every story in my game.
[07:09] Rue
Living happily ever after in this
world is the true story ending!
[07:15] Shadow Nona
Flowers that fade without ever blossoming.
[07:17] Shadow Nona
There are countless stories
that end amidst happiness.
[07:23] Shadow Nona
My story is about destroying planets.
[07:26] Shadow Nona
That is all.
[07:27] Shadow Nona
There is no need for me to wish for
an ending happier than where I started.
[07:32] Rue
Is that why... you're crying?
[07:37] Rue
Because it's so sad?
[07:40] Bellnoa
I figured it must be you, DP System.
[07:43] Bellnoa
Honestly, rampaging like that.
[07:45] Shadow Nona
Bellnoa, perfect timing.
[07:48] Shadow Nona
I will settle things with you, as well.
[07:50] Bellnoa
No.
[07:52] Bellnoa
Haruto would grieve.
[07:53] Shadow Nona
That's true.
[07:55] Shadow Nona
After all, Bouida Haruto
loves both you and Nona.
[07:59] Bellnoa
You just don't understand.
[08:01] Bellnoa
Haruto would grieve...
[08:03] Bellnoa
over you being hurt!
[08:10] Shadow Nona
Wha?!
[08:20] Rue
Commander Haru...
[08:22] Rue
Hitoma Rue, embarrassed, but still reporting...
[08:25] Rue
And I lost terribly in battle...
[08:28] Haruto
It's all right.
[08:30] Haruto
You don't need to fight here.
[08:32] Haruto
More importantly,
I'm happy I got to meet you!
[08:35] Rue
Commander Haru!
[08:37] Haruto
But to think that you hid in the box
of yukata from Kanmuri Seijirou.
SIGN Yukata
SIGN False Bottom
[08:42] Haruto
I wonder if that means
he's still investigating
[08:44] Haruto
about what makes figures start moving.
[08:46] Rue
Commander! I, um...
[08:49] Rue
I realize that, on top of causing
so much trouble,
[08:50] Rue
this is incredibly brazen
and selfish of me, but...
[08:53] Rue
I was hoping you'd pet me.
[08:56] Subaru
Huh?
[08:57] Haruto
Okay.
[08:58] Subaru
Wha?!
[08:59] Subaru
What's with the smooth transition
from request to instant fulfillment?
[09:02] Subaru
It's a little creepy.
[09:03] Haruto
Oh, it's a smart phone game.
[09:05] Haruto
There's a feature where you use the touch
screen to pet them to improve their mood.
[09:09] Subaru
I see.
[09:10] Subaru
But, I mean... Does it really feel that good?
[09:14] Rue
It is very good.
[09:15] Bellnoa
Things have calmed down
over here, too, Haruto.
[09:18] Haruto
That appearance.
[09:19] Haruto
That's the final magic from
that extra dungeon, isn't it?
[09:23] Haruto
But when a huge dragon's at 1/6 scale...
[09:27] Haruto
You're sort of like a big goose.
[09:29] Haruto
At least say I'm a swan!
[09:31] Bellnoa
At any rate, DP System...
[09:33] Bellnoa
You didn't lose to me because
of a difference in our abilities.
[09:36] Bellnoa
Those secret feelings that dulled your edge.
[09:40] Bellnoa
Go ahead and say everything you want to say.
[09:43] Haruto
Huh? Is there something going on?
[09:45] Shadow Nona
I was jealous.
[09:47] Haruto
Huh?
[09:47] Shadow Nona
Of the Nona that you love.
[09:50] Shadow Nona
Inside her is me, who only
seeks the power to destroy.
[09:55] Shadow Nona
Why am I the only one...
[09:58] Shadow Nona
I want to be loved, too!
[10:00] Haruto
What are you saying?
[10:01] Haruto
I love you, ShadowNona!
[10:04] Haruto
My love for Nona includes you!
[10:08] Shadow Nona
S-So it is Nona in the end...
[10:13] Haruto
Huh? What's wrong?
[10:14] Subaru
Your phrasing was a little...
[10:16] Bellnoa
He doesn't understand.
[10:17] Rue
That's no good at all.
[10:19] Haruto
What? Only criticisms?
[10:21] Haruto
Fine! Since it's come to this,
I'll pet you, too!
[10:25] Shadow Nona
Wha— You! Don't think you can
use this to avoid it...
[10:25] Haruto
There, there.
[10:28] Subaru
Does it really feel that good?
[10:30] Rue
It is a very good thing.
[10:32] Nona
Haruto-san. I'm sorry.
[10:34] Nona
Thank you!
[10:38] Haruto
Nona...
[10:40] Nona
While I was transformed, I heard everything...
[10:43] Nona
Everything I didn't know she felt...
[10:46] Nona
I think... I do need to know, after all.
[10:49] Nona
My true story.
[10:52] Nona
If I don't know the true
ending I left behind...
[10:55] Nona
then I feel like I'm not really
the Nona you said you love.
[11:02] Haruto
All right.
[11:04] Haruto
Then, let's watch it together...
the final episode.
[11:07] Haruto
The end of Planetary Explorer Girl.
E11 - Space Probe`s (Space Pilot`s) Song
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SIGN Planetary Explorer Girl
[00:00] Shadow Nona
There isn't supposed to be
anything on this planet, right?
[00:03] Shadow Nona
So then... what is this?
[00:09] Shadow Nona
I cannot detect the means of attack
or the source of the attacks.
[00:14] Shadow Nona
Nona!
[00:15] Nona
No, DP, it seems you can't.
So we're switching!
[00:20] Computer
Nona 2 activation parameters cleared.
[00:23] Computer
Champion System unlocked.
[01:46] Nona
In this form, we will be able to respond
to the dimensional torpedoes.
[01:49] Shadow Nona
Dimensional torpedoes?
[01:51] Nona
Yes. They're being fired
from nearby hyperspace.
[01:53] Shadow Nona
Is that one of them?
[01:54] Shadow Nona
Hey, Nona! Keep moving!
[01:57] Nona
It's all right.
[01:58] Nona
I just need to shift to a neighboring
dimension at the moment of impact.
[02:02] Nona
While I do that, I'll trace the path of
the torpedoes' dimensional jumps.
[02:05] Nona
They might be coming from
closer than we'd expect...
[02:09] Nona
I found it!
[02:10] Nona
But...
[02:11] Nona
You... Who are you?
[02:14] Nona E
Nona.
[02:16] Nona E
My name is Nona.
[02:18] Nona
Nona, but... I'm Nona, too...
[02:21] Nona E
It's a strange story, but I am also Nona.
[02:24] Nona
A coincidence like this just can't happen!
[02:26] Nona
You must be copying me!
You even made yourself look like me!
[02:29] Nona E
It's a strange story, but I am the same Nona.
[02:33] Nona E
I am authentic, the original.
[02:35] Nona
I am...
[02:36] Nona E
I am...
[02:36] Both
Female form planetary explorer probe 9!
[02:41] Nona E
I suppose this means that
everything we think is the same.
[02:45] Nona E
You and I were developed on similar
planets, from similar cultures
[02:50] Nona E
as planetary explorer probes.
[02:52] Nona E
This mirrored planet happens
to exist directly between the two.
[02:55] Nona E
It is no coincidence.
[02:57] Nona E
Our home planets learned of each
others' existence at the same time,
[03:00] Nona E
and with the exact same timing
sent us, who are the same.
[03:05] Nona
So, you mean, we're each ambassadors
of goodwill from our planets?
[03:09] Nona
That's amazing!
[03:10] Nona
It means we're successful in our search
for intelligent life on other planets, right?
[03:14] Nona E
No. I wasn't finished.
[03:15] Nona E
You must have begun to realize it yourself.
[03:18] Nona E
That the people of our planets
consider life at a similar cultural level
[03:23] Nona E
within a distance we can reach
to be nothing more than a threat.
[03:26] Nona E
We will fight, and one of us must fall.
[03:32] Nona E
Then, one day, the victor will
arrive at the other's home planet,
[03:37] Nona E
and using the DP System
which has been strengthened
[03:40] Nona E
and evolved to its utmost
capacity through our travels...
[03:44] Nona E
She will destroy the planet.
[03:48] Nona E
We are not ambassadors.
[03:51] Nona E
We are fighters each
representing our own planets.
[03:54] Nona E
In other words, champions.
[03:57] Nona E
Like mirror images,
we possess the same abilities.
[04:00] Nona E
Each of us can cancels out the other's
dimensional torpedoes and dimensional jumps.
[04:06] Nona E
Which means each of us is left simply a girl.
[04:09] Nona E
In which case, the way to win a
fight within set parameters...
SIGN Planetary Explorer Girl
[04:16] Both
What?
SIGN Reversi
[04:18] Both
Ready, again!
[04:19] Both
Ready, again!
[04:20] Both
Ready, again!
SIGN Rock, Paper, Scissors
[04:21] Both
Call!
SIGN Poker
SIGN Card Tower
SIGN Remote Control Cars
SIGN Blast Robots
[04:29] Nona
You even have this game on your planet...
[04:32] Nona
Everything really is exactly the same.
[04:34] Nona E
It's as I said.
[04:35] Nona E
Once intelligence and culture
reach a certain level,
[04:39] Nona E
they end up traveling toward
the same destination.
[04:41] Nona E
That's why, though it's strange,
there's no need for them to meet.
[04:44] Nona E
They should have stayed far apart,
[04:46] Nona E
and remained just stories
you tell to children.
[04:50] Nona
I'm sorry. I am going back after all.
[04:53] Nona
You and I are not the same.
[04:56] Nona
I have someone waiting for me back home.
[04:59] Nona E
The man with the straw hat?
[05:02] Nona E
We've each been bestowed with
complex emotions, just like humans.
[05:08] Nona E
Can you actually remember that person?
[05:17] Nona
My memories...
[05:18] Nona
It isn't that they're vague from being
partially erased... They were fake.
[05:22] Nona
They were planted in me.
[05:25] Nona
Yes... I already knew...
[05:28] Nona
That's why I came here.
[05:30] Nona
Even though I'm a research probe,
[05:31] Nona
I tried to avoid seeing
something very important.
[05:35] Nona E
On your long, lonely journey,
[05:36] Nona E
he was the only thing that
kept you going, right?
[05:39] Nona E
Say, Nona...
[05:40] Nona E
This fight... It might take us decades,
even hundreds of years to settle things.
[05:45] Nona E
Until then, why don't
we call each other friends?
[05:50] Nona
That's a strange sort of story, isn't it?
[05:53] Nona E
Yes. It's a strange story, but...
[05:58] Nona
But I'm sorry. I'm going to end this now.
[06:02] Nona
I made the nanobots meant
for repairs go out of control.
[06:05] Nona
After they've consumed us completely,
[06:08] Nona
they'll terminate themselves
here, on this empty planet.
[06:11] Nona E
Of course.
[06:12] Nona E
I knew that there was no other way.
[06:15] Nona E
It's strange, but I am you after all...
[06:19] Nona E
I'm sorry.
[06:20] Nona E
It's our final duty as research probes.
[06:22] Nona E
We'll burn completely,
leaving no trace behind.
[06:24] Nona
Thank you.
[06:25] Nona
I'm sure whoever comes next, our
little sisters, will have a different answer.
[06:30] Nona
Maybe they'll meet...
[06:32] Nona
That's right.
[06:33] Nona
What we've learned today
will be overturned tomorrow.
[06:43] Nona
Huh?
[06:44] Nona
What? That's the end?
[06:47] Nona
That leaves a nasty aftertaste.
[06:48] Haruto
What? Not a single one of you is crying?
[06:51] Bellnoa
What happened at the end there?
[06:53] Rue
I didn't understand it.
[06:54] Nona
Hmm...
[06:55] Nona
Then, should we try recreating it?
[06:57] Subaru
What? Moron. Just leave it!
[06:59] Haruto
The Nona here in this world is
different from the Nona in the anime.
[07:03] Haruto
From the moment she met me, she began
walking a path to a different future.
[07:07] Haruto
That's the sort of thing I told myself so
that, even though I'd started to notice,
[07:11] Haruto
I could avoid seeing
something very important.
[07:16] Seijirou
Begging your forgiveness is all I can do!
[07:18] Kamiyo
There is nothing I can say!
[07:19] Ozma
It's okay, calm down,
Kanmuri Seijirou and secretary lady.
[07:23] Kamiyo
I'm Tatsutagawa Kamiyo!
[07:25] Subaru
At the moment, Haruto and Nona
are out, so shouldn't you wait?
[07:30] Seijirou
No! I will say it now! Immediately!
[07:31] Seijirou
I've even set all this up for the purposes
of a proper apology press conference!
[07:35] Ozma
Yeah, but... this is someone's house, so...
[07:37] Seijirou
Firstly, it is I, Kanmuri Seijirou,
[07:40] Seijirou
who is the CEO and Director
of the figurine maker Takasagoya
[07:43] Seijirou
that made all of your Super Mobile Girls!
[07:45] Everyone
What?!
[07:46] Seijirou
As an aside, I've known
Tatsutagawa-kun since college
[07:48] Seijirou
and she is an extraordinarily
talented sculptor.
[07:51] Kamiyo
And it was I who inherited the Shards
of Galatea from my grandfather!
[07:54] Kamiyo
Though the principles are unclear,
[07:55] Kamiyo
by adding shavings of this stone
to the materials for the figurines,
[07:58] Kamiyo
I have caused the miracle
of the moving figurines!
[08:01] Everyone
What?!
[08:02] Mikoto
You want us to accept that sloppy explanation?
[08:04] Seijirou
Well, I mean, they did move,
so what else do you want?
[08:07] Kamiyo
I kept all of it a secret and continued
to make moving figurines.
[08:11] Kamiyo
All because I wanted Kanmuri-kun... I mean,
[08:13] Kamiyo
the Director to rejoice!
[08:16] Seijirou
And I did!
[08:17] Seijirou
I was overjoyed!
[08:19] Kamiyo
Kanmuri-kun...
[08:20] Kamiyo
I mean, Director!
[08:21] Seijirou
And that is exactly why
I am also to blame here.
[08:24] Seijirou
Because we believed that love was
what caused the figurines to move,
[08:27] Seijirou
we used my friend Bouida's
love for the 2D world
[08:30] Seijirou
to run tons of experiments
without telling him!
[08:36] Seijirou
We will now take questions.
[08:39] Ozma
Then I'll go first.
[08:41] Ozma
So, in the end, was it the secretary lady
who made all the moving figurines?
[08:45] Seijirou
Kusabi-chan is the only one that I made.
[08:47] Seijirou
Because Tatsutagawa-kun had mixed
Shards of Galatea into my paints,
[08:51] Seijirou
she started moving.
[08:53] Seijirou
That was the beginning of everything.
[08:55] Bellnoa
About Hitoma Rue.
[08:57] Bellnoa
Why did you send her all the way
to the place we were visiting?
[08:59] Kamiyo
I did that on my own...
[09:01] Kamiyo
I wanted to determine whether
it was this place or Bouida-san himself
[09:04] Kamiyo
that caused the figurines to move.
[09:06] Rue
Did you create me because I am a
character that Commander Haru loves?
[09:10] Seijirou
That is correct.
[09:11] Seijirou
All of you except Kusabi and Rindo.
[09:13] Seijirou
I am aware of all of Bouida's preferences.
[09:15] Subaru
Then what about Rindo?
[09:17] Subaru
Who made her start moving?
[09:19] Kamiyo
She started moving as soon as I finished her.
[09:21] Kamiyo
A character as loved as she is
by people all over the world
[09:23] Kamiyo
starts moving on that alone.
[09:25] Subaru
So...
[09:27] Subaru
Haruto-kun and Kanmuri-kun seem
to get along really well, right?
[09:31] Subaru
Can we assume you're in
that sort of relationship?
[09:33] Seijirou
You love that kind of thing, don't you...
[09:36] Seijirou
you super degenerate girl?
[09:39] Subaru
Woof! Woof!
[09:40] Mikoto
Um...
[09:40] Mikoto
You didn't sell any of the moving
figurines as regular products, did you?
[09:44] Seijirou
No. We did not sell them in stores.
[09:47] Mikoto
But I'm sure my brother went
to a regular store to buy his...
[09:50] Seijirou
But is it really a regular store?
(Flashback) [09:53] Seijirou
Thank you!
[09:55] Seijirou
The store that Bouida frequents!
(Flashback) [09:57] Kamiyo
Thank you.
[09:59] Kamiyo
We anticipated and got there first.
[10:02] Everyone
Wh-What did you say?!
[10:04] Subaru
You should figure it out the first time!
[10:06] Ozma
You guys suit each other
pretty well, you know?
[10:09] Seijirou
Ozma! Just what you'd expect
from a data analysis robot!
[10:11] Ozma
Huh?
[10:12] Seijirou
These events have made us
realize our own feelings!
[10:15] Kamiyo
That's right! We...
[10:17] Both
...are getting married!
[10:19] Everyone
Wow!
[10:22] Seijirou
When Bouida and Nona get back,
we have to start at the beginning again.
[10:25] Kamiyo
Of course.
[10:26] Ozma
Huh? You're gonna do all that
ridiculousness again?
[10:29] Kusabi
Nona isn't coming back.
[10:31] Kusabi
Maybe not ever.
[10:33] Subaru
Kusabi-chan?
[10:35] Kusabi
Nona left this.
SIGN I'm going
back home.
Nona
[10:38] Ozma
Nona.
[10:40] Ozma
Nona, wake up.
[10:42] Ozma
Our ship, the Comet Library,
[10:45] Ozma
will soon arrive at our next
destination, the mirrored planet.
[10:50] Ozma
It's an empty planet,
[10:52] Ozma
but for some reason it has been on
our docking itinerary since the beginning.
[10:54] Ozma
What's wrong, Nona?
[10:56] Nona
Ozma. I had a dream.
[11:00] Nona
A dream where I was angry,
where I cried, where I laughed...
[11:04] Nona
and... it was a dream where I loved...
[11:07] Nona
...a dream where I was loved.
SIGN Episode 11
"Space Probe's (Space Pilot's) Song"
E12 - Let Me See Your Universe
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[00:01] Kusabi
Nona isn't coming back.
[00:03] Kusabi
Maybe not ever.
[00:07] Kusabi
Nona left this.
SIGN I'm going
back home.
Nona
[00:09] Subaru
Home? Does she mean... her anime?
[00:13] Kusabi
Yes.
[00:14] Kusabi
Last night, Nona came to me.
[00:17] Kusabi
She looked different than usual.
[00:18] Kusabi
She wanted to use my Contortion
Gate to enter into the story.
[00:23] Kusabi
That's what she said, and she had with her...
[00:25] Kusabi
Planetary Explorer Girl, disc 13.
[00:28] Mikoto
But that's... the final episode!
[00:30] Bellnoa
It's true that we all watched
the final episode together.
[00:33] Bellnoa
But why would she do this?
[00:34] Bellnoa
There isn't any point in going
to that world after all this time!
[00:37] Bellnoa
I mean... in the last episode... she...
[00:42] Kusabi
I couldn't say no.
[00:44] Kusabi
I can't stop an explorer who's let go
of everything to set out on a journey.
[00:49] Kusabi
Plus...
[00:51] Kusabi
Nona's resolve was the real thing.
[00:56] Kusabi
My Contortion Gate only allows
exit from the point of entry.
[01:02] Mikoto
Then no matter what we do, it won't work?
[01:04] Mikoto
Nona... we can't ever...
[01:06] Mikoto
We can't ever go after her or bring her back?
[01:10] Seijirou
He's not picking up!
[01:12] Seijirou
What is Bouida off doing at a time like this?
[01:15] Kusabi
Haruto?
[01:16] Kusabi
That's right. I hadn't said.
[01:20] Kusabi
He went after Nona!
[01:22] Kusabi
He said he'd bring her back, no matter what.
[01:23] Everyone
What?
[01:30] Nona
Who are you? How did you get here?
[01:33] Haruto
The Comet Library.
[01:35] Haruto
To think it was heading toward the Ceiling.
[01:37] Haruto
It's like we're flying up into a starry sky.
[01:40] Haruto
That's right. This is exactly why I fell
in love with anime in the first place.
[01:45] Haruto
It showed me a dream where,
if I spread the wings of my heart,
[01:47] Haruto
I could go anywhere!
[01:49] Nona
You... could it be you're...
SIGN Episode 12
"Let Me See Your Universe"
[03:15] Ozma
This is a spatial transfer device.
[03:17] Ozma
It's a single-use device meant
to bring us back to the ship
[03:19] Ozma
after we've explored a planet.
[03:21] Ozma
Nona once asked the giant
sculptor to make her something.
[03:25] Ozma
She said she wanted him to use the
device to send it to her once it was done.
[03:29] Ozma
And now... I believe this is the moment.
[03:32] Ozma
Watch closely.
[03:34] Ozma
See! There he is!
[03:36] Mikoto
Huh? Is that my brother?
[03:38] Ozma
This is from volume 12.
SIGN Planetary
Explorer Girl
[03:39] Ozma
It's the last scene of episode 24,
[03:41] Ozma
but time-wise, it actually
overlaps with episode 25.
[03:46] Subaru
So you're saying that Haruto-kun
entered the anime from episode 24...
[03:50] Bellnoa
and slipped into episode 25 which
was on disc 13 that got destroyed.
[03:54] Kusabi
Exactly.
[03:55] Seijirou
To bring Nona back?
[03:57] Seijirou
That's crazy,
[03:58] Seijirou
forcing his way in like that.
[04:00] Seijirou
There's no guarantee he'll be able to get back!
[04:04] Nona
Haruto-san?
[04:06] Haruto
No!
[04:08] Haruto
I am Professor Bouida.
[04:10] Haruto
I unravel the mysteries
of this great universe—
[04:16] Haruto
Nona! You shouldn't treat people like onions!
[04:19] Haruto
Huh?
[04:20] Nona
Haruto-san, you're pretty tall.
[04:29] Nona
What did you come here for?
[04:30] Nona
And how did you get here anyway?
[04:32] Haruto
You!
[04:33] Haruto
You run away from home without
telling anyone and that's how you talk?
[04:35] Haruto
How?
[04:37] Haruto
Ozma! Can you get the things I brought with me?
[04:40] Ozma
Of course, Professor Bouida. As you wish.
[04:47] Haruto
See? This is how.
[04:48] Haruto
In the anime you asked
the giant sculptor to make this.
[04:51] Haruto
Do you remember?
[04:54] Nona
No!
[04:57] Haruto
Huh?
[04:57] Nona
No! No! Don't look! Don't look!
[04:59] Haruto
Calm down, Nona!
[05:00] Haruto
Whether I look or not, I already know!
[05:03] Haruto
You used your own vague memories,
[05:05] Haruto
plus data on what constitutes
handsomeness on average on Earth
[05:07] Haruto
and had him make the man
with the straw hat, right?
[05:11] Nona
You must have thought it was so creepy.
[05:12] Haruto
What are you saying?
[05:14] Haruto
I've bought tons of figurines
making me way creepier than you!
[05:17] Nona
That's right!
[05:19] Haruto
Let's go home, Nona.
[05:20] Haruto
What can you possibly have
to do on this planet now?
[05:24] Haruto
Is it for the other Nona?
[05:27] Haruto
Nona Equal.
[05:29] Haruto
That's the official name of the other Nona.
[05:33] Haruto
She wants to meet the other
Nona and become friends.
[05:35] Haruto
That's what she's hoping for.
[05:37] Haruto
She can't be saved.
[05:39] Haruto
That's the story you're trying to dispel.
[05:40] Nona
Because I'm the same!
[05:42] Nona
Yes... the same...
[05:44] Nona
We're the same, but...
[05:47] Nona
There's someone waiting for me to return...
[05:50] Nona
We were each manipulated by
that lie, by the hope it gave us.
[05:52] Nona
Sadness, loneliness, despair, all of it...
[05:55] Nona
She must have felt those things
the same way I did, but...
[05:59] Nona
She smiled and said we could be friends.
[06:03] Haruto
So you think that even now you
could go become her friend
[06:06] Haruto
and the two of you could live
together forever on that planet?
[06:10] Nona
Crying, laughing, getting angry,
[06:13] Nona
falling in love, being loved...
[06:16] Nona
We're the same, but...
[06:17] Nona
I'm the only one... who gets to be this happy.
[06:26] Haruto
Ozma!
[06:27] Haruto
Turn the ship 180 degrees
and plot a course for Earth!
[06:30] Ozma
As you wish, Professor Bouida.
[06:33] Nona
What do you think you're doing?
[06:34] Nona
Ozma, what's wrong with you?
[06:36] Haruto
That's right. You don't know everything yet.
[06:39] Haruto
The truth is, Ozma is dead, too.
[06:41] Nona
What?
[06:41] Haruto
While you were investigating
the planet of giants
[06:42] Ozma
Stop!
[06:44] Haruto
anti-exploration elements planted
a bomb on the ship and...
[06:45] Ozma
So I was your target all along, huh?
[06:47] Ozma
Fine then! Take this!
[06:50] Haruto
All that's left is this simple routine system.
[06:54] Haruto
That's why it'll just obey any order I give.
[06:57] Nona
It can't be...
[06:58] Haruto
Ozma, too...
[07:00] Haruto
Nona.
[07:01] Haruto
Ozma's at my house, isn't he?
[07:04] Haruto
Let's go back together. To the real world.
[07:07] Haruto
If your actions really are like mirror images...
[07:10] Haruto
Then right now, Nona Equal's ship should
be turning around and heading for home.
[07:15] Nona
It's all right.
[07:17] Nona
If you're going back Haruto-san,
you can go by yourself.
[07:19] Haruto
Nona Equal will be safe, too!
[07:21] Haruto
That's enough, isn't it?
[07:23] Haruto
If the two of you had never met, then...
[07:26] Haruto
Nona! You—
[07:28] Nona
The nanobots meant for repairs
have gone out of control.
[07:30] Nona
Even without a command from me,
it's happening right on schedule.
[07:35] Nona
What happened before happens again.
[07:37] Nona
There's no way to change the story in an anime.
[07:40] Nona
Which means that, no matter what, I die,
[07:43] Nona
and I'll never be friends with Nona Equal.
[07:46] Nona
I'm sorry, Haruto-san.
[07:49] Nona
Haruto-san, I'm glad I met y—
[07:54] Nona
No! You can't! You'll melt, too!
[07:58] Haruto
Nona. I've seen you die so many times.
[08:02] Haruto
No matter how many times I watched,
[08:04] Haruto
the anime would never change.
[08:07] Haruto
But still...
[08:09] Haruto
I've always wished I could reach
into the screen and save you.
[08:14] Haruto
That's why...
[08:17] Haruto
I am the man in the straw hat!
[08:21] Haruto
I knew where this investigation would lead,
[08:22] Haruto
and I came here to bring you back.
[08:25] Haruto
In the years since you left on your journey
[08:27] Haruto
there have been revolutionary advancements
in time-space jump technology.
[08:30] Haruto
I was able to track them down!
[08:32] Haruto
I came to get you, Nona.
[08:34] Haruto
I won't let you be alone ever again.
[08:45] Nona
The nanobots!
[08:48] Nona
How could you do something so crazy?
[08:49] Nona
You love this anime, don't you?
[08:52] Nona
Going off and writing a new story,
changing the ending...
[08:55] Haruto
It's all right.
[08:56] Haruto
I have the ending I always
wanted right here in my arms.
[09:02] Nona
Your arms are empty.
[09:04] Haruto
N-No one asked you!
[09:08] Haruto
Nona?
[09:41] Nona
Haruto-san...
[09:44] Girls
Hold it right there!
[09:46] Bellnoa
Nona! Making a move based
on atmosphere is unforgivable!
[09:49] Subaru
And Haruto-kun! Don't get swept up in the moment
and go randomly choosing a Nona ending!
[09:52] Rue
We have also arrived via episode 24.
[09:55] Haruto
You... were you all watching?
[09:57] Girls
We were!
[09:58] Shadow Nona
I am a candidate, as well. Don't forget.
[10:00] Haruto
Huh? ShadowNona?
[10:02] Kusabi
I think I like Haruto the best, too.
[10:05] Kusabi
I'll let Kamiyo have you, Seijirou!
[10:07] Mikoto
Onii-chan really is super popular.
[10:08] Girls
It's not fair. How could you?
[10:10] Kamiyo
I'm glad Bouida-san is safe, but...
[10:10] Haruto
No, no, I, uh...
[10:11] Girls
What did you think you were doing?
[10:13] Kamiyo
I think that further increasing the
number of Super Mobile Girls...
[10:15] Girls
How are you going to make up for this?
[10:16] Seijirou
Indeed. We'll have to think about it.
[10:18] Girls
Were you just going to go off and...
[10:18] Mikoto
Well, if you don't make any more...
[10:20] Ozma
Just a minute.
[10:21] Ozma
Now I think about it, back when
the super freak bought Bellnoa,
[10:25] Ozma
he bought one more.
[10:27] Ozma
Which means that there's one more
moving figurine in this house.
[10:30] Seijirou
That's right.
[10:31] Seijirou
If I remember correctly, it was—
[10:35] Nona E
Um... Excuse me.
[10:38] Nona E
I know it's strange to ask, but...
[10:40] Bellnoa
where am I?
[12:06] Bellnoa
Stop right there, Nona!
[12:07] Bellnoa
Now it's come to this...
[12:09] Subaru
No fair keeping him all to yourself!
[12:11] Rue
I want him to pet me lots!
[12:14] Nona E
It's strange, but I also want...
[12:16] Bellnoa
Hold it, all of you!
[12:20] Haruto
They say that once you start with
figurines, there's no going back, but...
[12:26] Nona
Haruto-san!
[12:27] Haruto
Huh?
[12:27] Nona
I love you!