Amazing Stranger, Choukadou Girl 1/6

Bouida Haruto is a hardcore otaku who has no interest in 3D (real) girls. One day, he bought a figure of his favorite anime heroine, Nona, but then suddenly, Nona started to move! The frenzied married life between one otaku and one robot (?) is about to start!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - You're a Super Mobile Girl

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[00:01] Haruto
    After traveling among distant stars,
[00:04] ---
    searching for intelligent life,
[00:06] Haruto
    she has finally arrived in a world of giants.
[00:12] Haruto
    She is called Female Form
    Planetary Space Probe 9.
[00:16] Haruto
    Also known as Nona.
[00:19] Nona
    Hello! Nice to meet you!
[00:21] Haruto
    On this planet, Nona met a particular giant.
[00:25] Nona
    I shouldn't go investigate the town?
[00:28] Giant
    The settlements are dangerous.
[00:31] Giant
    For the bored residents of this planet,
[00:33] ---
    your appearance would be
    too shocking and exciting.
[00:36] Nona
    It's the way I look that's
    the problem, isn't it?
[00:39] Giant
    Well... Your appearance is rather strange,
[00:41] ---
    but I think you look beautiful.
[00:44] Giant
    You should only move around at night.
[00:46] ---
    When people come to the shop,
    you should pretend to be a doll.
[00:49] Giant
    I'll begin work on what
    you asked for tomorrow.
[00:53] Nona
    Okay!
[01:06] Nona
    Huh?
[01:10] Nona
    Where am I?
SIGN    Episode One
    "You're a Super Mobile Girl"
[02:33] Nona
    This place is completely different
    from the giant carver's place.
[02:37] Nona
    Did he sell me by accident?
[02:39] Haruto
    I told you. I'm not going
    to any dating mixers!
[02:41] Haruto
    I, Bouida Haruto, have zero interest
    in any real, living women!
[02:44] ---
    Not a smidge! Not a single drop!
[02:47] Haruto
    Are you serious?
[02:49] Haruto
    The girls in games and
    anime are obviously better!
[02:52] Haruto
    You just don't get it, do you?
[02:54] Haruto
    It's these girls, who your words and
    your feelings will never reach...
[02:58] Haruto
    Girls people have painstakingly
    created as the perfect ideals
[03:00] ---
    who are the ultimate beings!
[03:02] Haruto
    Yes! That's right!
[03:04] Haruto
    It's because we can never,
    ever reach that we continue to try!
[03:07] Haruto
    We who chase our dreams and embark
    on this unending challenge!
[03:11] Haruto
    Why can't you underst—
[03:13] Haruto
    Huh?
[03:16] Haruto
    For crying out loud.
[03:18] Haruto
    Don't just assume that your
    perspective and values are
[03:20] ---
    normal and force them on other people.
[03:24] Haruto
    But I get it.
[03:26] Haruto
    Most people aren't going to understand,
    and I don't expect them to.
[03:34] Haruto
    This ever-unchanging beauty!
[03:36] ---
    This is the ultimate! This is supremacy!
[03:38] Haruto
    This is rightly called a 1/6th scale miracle
    created by the godly talents of a master!
[03:42] Haruto
    A present from me to me for
    moving out and living on my own!
[03:46] Haruto
    It is absolutely not because being
    suddenly on my own makes me feel lonely.
[03:48] Haruto
    I have often heard that once you start
    with figures, there's no going back.
[03:52] ---
    However!
[03:53] Haruto
    She is... Nona is different!
[03:57] Haruto
    Wha?
[03:58] Haruto
    Huh?
[03:59] Haruto
    Isn't her pose different than it was before?
[04:02] Nona
    Is this the giant that bought me by mistake?
[04:05] Nona
    I don't understand anything he's saying,
    but he doesn't seem hostile.
[04:08] Nona
    For now, I'll pretend to
    be a doll so I can wait and see.
[04:11] Haruto
    That's weird. It's supposed
    to be a fixed pose.
[04:16] Haruto
    Wow! I can't see the cracks
    of the joints at all!
[04:18] Haruto
    Is it a seamless body type?
[04:20] Haruto
    None of the model magazines or the
    official site said anything about that.
[04:24] Haruto
    But this is amazing.
[04:25] ---
    No matter how I move her,
    she keeps the position.
[04:25] Nona
    Did he see me move?
[04:27] Haruto
    The smoothness of the
    movement on these joints.
[04:27] Nona
    But he can't have noticed yet.
[04:29] Haruto
    This is real craftsmanship!
[04:31] Haruto
    Oh, it's soft.
[04:32] Haruto
    I see, I see.
[04:33] Haruto
    That's the sort of materials they used.
[04:33] Nona
    Wai—Wait! Oh!
[04:35] Haruto
    Hold on. More importantly, what's this?
[04:38] Haruto
    I can take this off.
[04:43] Haruto
    It couldn't be the bottoms, too?
[04:44] Haruto
    It's a full cast-off
    without excessive modding?
[04:46] Haruto
    Can they do that? They won't get sued?
[04:56] Nona
    Switching to Self-Defense Mode.
[05:00] Nona
    You are... an enemy.
[05:06] Haruto
    What's this?
[05:06] Haruto
    Huh? Huh?!
[05:17] Haruto
    I didn't do it on purpose!
[05:19] Nona
    Honestly! You are so an enemy! Give it back!
[05:22] Haruto
    Okay. Okay!
[05:24] ---
    Huh?
[05:26] ---
    Huh? What?
[05:29] Haruto
    Sorry. I lost it.
[05:34] Haruto
    Wait! Wait! Calm down!
[05:42] Haruto
    Once you start with figures,
    there's no going back.
[05:46] Haruto
    What have I done?
[05:47] Haruto
    Is this what they meant?
[05:55] Nona
    Now, please explain what is going on here.
[05:59] Haruto
    The doll I bought is
    talking and moving around?
[06:03] Haruto
    The world of figures has
    advanced much too far.
[06:05] Nona
    Oh! Maybe we should start from there.
[06:07] Nona
    Giant citizen, there seems to be
    a misunderstanding that needs clearing up.
[06:11] Haruto
    Wow! I'm talking with Nona right now!
[06:15] Haruto
    Her voice is exactly the same!
    Is it synthesized? A new recording?
[06:18] Nona
    Let's see... I am not a doll, though.
    As you can see, I'm not organic.
[06:24] Haruto
    What? You were in the shop with
    the other dolls, weren't you?
[06:28] Nona
    Yes!
[06:29] Haruto
    And... I bought you.
[06:31] Nona
    Yes! But I fear that was
    through the carver's mistake.
[06:34] Haruto
    Carver? Mistake?
[06:36] Haruto
    What are you talking about?
[06:38] Nona
    I'm Nona.
[06:40] Nona
    I've come in search of intelligent
    life from a far distant star.
[06:43] ---
    I'm a visitor from Earth!
[06:45] Haruto
    I know.
[06:46] Haruto
    I know, but... you can't be.
[06:49] Haruto
    O-Okay.
[06:50] Haruto
    Wait just a minute. I'll go call the carver.
[06:56] Haruto
    What is this?
[06:57] Haruto
    This can't be normal.
[06:59] Haruto
    A moving, talking figure...
[07:02] Haruto
    I'm so glad I bought her!
[07:04] Haruto
    These new figures are amazing!
[07:07] Haruto
    Is it thanks to 3D modeling and AI tech?
[07:09] Haruto
    Technology has made crazy advances!
[07:12] Haruto
    But it's so amazing,
    it's actually problematic.
[07:15] Haruto
    There's no mistake.
[07:16] Haruto
    She is the heroine from my beloved anime
    Planetary Explorer Girl, Nona herself.
[07:22] Haruto
    The episode just before
    the finale, episode 24,
[07:24] ---
    was about the carver on a planet of giants.
[07:26] Haruto
    This must be what she's talking about.
[07:29] Haruto
    Which means that her memories
    might be from inside the anime.
[07:33] Haruto
    If she learns that they're all fictional...
[07:36] Haruto
    How great would her grief be?
[07:41] Haruto
    I cannot make her sad!
[07:43] Haruto
    I will match her story perfectly!
[07:45] Haruto
    After all, I am super-obsessed with this work!
[07:48] Haruto
    DVDs, Blu-rays, and even though I don't have
    a player, I bought the 4K remastered edition!
[07:52] Haruto
    There is nothing I do not know!
[08:00] Nona
    Th-This is...
[08:07] Nona
    That was my mother ship... the Comet Library.
[08:11] Haruto
    This is bad!
[08:12] Haruto
    She's seen the one thing she should
    never have seen, the anime!
[08:17] Nona
    I see...
[08:18] Nona
    It seems I was the one
    with the misunderstanding.
[08:22] Nona
    To be able to film my ship when
    it's in planetary orbit...
[08:25] Nona
    I underestimated the scientific
    capabilities of this planet.
[08:27] Haruto
    Huh?
[08:30] Haruto
    What?
[08:30] Haruto
    What is it now?
[08:32] Haruto
    The Blu-ray case!
[08:34] Haruto
    If she sees the description on the packaging,
    it'll really be over!
[08:38] Nona
    I-Is this...
[08:39] Haruto
    Stop right there!
[08:41] Nona
    Hey!
[08:42] Haruto
    S-Sorry...
[08:44] Nona
    Isn't this a message record?
[08:47] Nona
    Before I started my planetary exploration,
    spaceships spread these everywhere.
[08:52] Haruto
    Uh... N-No.
[08:54] Haruto
    It's just a bonus disc
    I got for pre-ordering.
[08:57] Nona
    To make a case that fits so
    perfectly just to preserve it...
[09:00] Nona
    Did you understand the contents?
[09:06] Nona
    Giant-san?
[09:09] Haruto
    Right. I've finished scanning the room.
[09:12] Haruto
    There are no bugs or wiretaps present.
[09:14] Haruto
    Welcome, SETI-G No. 9.
[09:17] Haruto
    Female Form Planetary Space Probe 9.
[09:20] Nona
    Yes?
[09:21] Nona
    Wow! You know that much about me?
[09:24] Nona
    Who are you?
[09:26] Haruto
    My name is Bouida Haruto.
[09:28] Haruto
    I am a scholar on this planet of giants!
[09:31] Haruto
    I'm actually just a
    programmer who works from home.
[09:34] Nona
    Professor Bouida!
[09:35] Haruto
    I have a proposal for you.
[09:37] Haruto
    I've already informed the carver,
[09:39] ---
    but there are very few places
    to hide in that settlement.
[09:42] Haruto
    In this city, you should
    use my residence as a base
[09:44] ---
    and continue your planetary exploration.
[09:48] Nona
    Wow...
[09:49] Nona
    Looking from space, I had no idea!
[09:52] Nona
    I can't believe there was a city this big!
[09:54] Haruto
    There are many giants living here, but...
[09:57] Haruto
    For the bored residents of this planet,
[09:59] ---
    your appearance would be
    too shocking and exciting.
[10:01] Nona
    I understand!
[10:02] Haruto
    But if you went into a bag or
    something and I were to accompany you,
[10:05] ---
    you could safely explore the outside as well.
[10:08] Haruto
    In exchange, please tell me about
     your home planet and travels.
[10:12] Nona
    Of course!
[10:13] Nona
    Thank you so much, Professor Bouida!
[10:21] Haruto
    I am the man who has traveled all
    of space, Professor Bouida... Nona...
[10:26] Haruto
    Huh? It's morning?
[10:28] Haruto
    Nona?
[10:29] Haruto
    Nona?
[10:30] Haruto
    Nona?
[10:32] Haruto
    No...na?
[10:34] Haruto
    Really... Professor Bouida, huh?
[10:37] Haruto
    Even if it was a dream, just being able to
    talk with you for a brief moment makes me...
[10:47] Nona
    I wasn't asleep! I wasn't asleep!
[10:48] Nona
    I'm just a doll!
[10:50] Nona
    I'm so a doll!
[10:55] Nona
    Why are you laughing?
[10:57] Haruto
    You don't have to pretend
    to be a doll with me.
[11:00] Haruto
    More importantly, I'm looking
    forward to working with you, Nona.
[11:04] Nona
    Me, too!

Season 1

E2 - Earth Robot: Ozma

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[01:20] Nona
    A vast, well-maintained green land.
[01:24] Nona
    A great lake, so large
    I thought it was the ocean.
[01:27] Nona
    After climbing a mountain,
    I looked out from the summit
[01:30] Nona
    and saw a mountain range
    stretching into the distance.
[01:32] Nona
    Everything on this planet is on a grand scale!
[01:34] Nona
    That's a planet of giants for you!
SIGN    Episode Two
    "Earth Robot: Ozma"
[01:37] Haruto
    Taking a figure around
    and taking pictures of it...
[01:40] Haruto
    I see why people get addicted to this.
[01:43] Haruto
    Nona was happy, too.
[01:45] Haruto
    But can I really continue like this?
[01:47] Haruto
    Will I be able to keep the truth hidden?
[01:51] Nona
    Professor, are you tired?
[01:54] Haruto
    Oh, not especially.
[01:55] Haruto
    Say, since we went on an excursion today,
    would you like to take a bath?
[01:58] Nona
    Really? I'd love to!
[02:00] Nona
    You know, I really love baths!
[02:04] Haruto
    Yes. I know.
[02:05] Haruto
    After all, I am super obsessed with
    your anime,
Planetary Explorer Girl*.
[02:11] Haruto
    Or rather, with you...
[02:14] Ozma
    Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[02:16] Haruto
    Wh-What's this?
[02:17] Ozma
    The hell?! You idjits! Damn it!
[02:21] Nona
    You're...
[02:22] Nona
    Ozma!
[02:24] Ozma
    That moron...
[02:27] Nona
    Professor! This is Earth Robot Ozma.
[02:30] Nona
    He talks rough, but he's super brainy!
    He acts as my support.
[02:34] Nona
    Ozma. This is...
[02:36] Ozma
    Oh, Professor Bouida, right?
[02:39] Haruto
    What?
[02:42] Haruto
    When they first showed a bath
    scene of Nona in the anime...
[02:46] Haruto
    "She... She can take all of that off?"
[02:49] Haruto
    Everyone was shocked.
    They couldn't stop talking about it, Ozma-kun.
[02:52] Ozma
    Why don't we talk about stuff
    that's shocking right now?
[02:56] Ozma
    See? I'm moving, too.
[02:59] Haruto
    I don't remember buying you, though.
[03:01] Ozma
    I was in the same box as Nona!
    You should know that, jerk!
[03:05] Ozma
    Just now, in front of Nona,
    I went along with the story,
[03:08] Ozma
    but my specialty is information gathering.
[03:10] Ozma
    I know that this is the real Earth
    and that we're just figures.
[03:15] Haruto
    Wha?
[03:16] Ozma
    Listen up, ya jerk.
[03:18] Haruto
    Try anything funny with Nona
[03:20] Haruto
    and I'll tell her about us being figures
    and who you really are, get it?
[03:23] Haruto
    Wha? You! You're just a bonus toy!
[03:26] Ozma
    You also know about my
    stealth abilities, too, don't you?
[03:30] Ozma
    I'll be keeping an eye on you.
[03:32] Haruto
    It's true. I know every detail
    about each of you.
SIGN    Seasoned Nori
[03:37] Ozma
    Huh? What're you doing?
SIGN    Seasoned Nori
[03:39] Haruto
    Ozma. I don't trust you.
[03:42] Ozma
    Wh-What are you talking about?
    I'm Nona's number one ally!
[03:46] Haruto
    No, this emotion I feel
    toward you... is revulsion.
[03:51] Haruto
    I don't know why,
[03:53] Haruto
    but I feel you have the potential
    to hurt Nona and make her sad.
[03:56] Haruto
    My heart screams it!
[03:59] Ozma
    I-I don't get it! What the heck
    is that supposed to mean?
[04:02] Ozma
    But he even knows about my habit*
    of hiding in jar-shaped objects.
[04:06] Ozma
    Could his knowledge be the real thing?
[04:08] Haruto
    Hey, Ozma. I don't want to make her sad.
[04:12] Haruto
    I want her to live here on this planet happy
    and healthy, never knowing the truth.
[04:17] Ozma
    Uh. Hey.
[04:19] Haruto
    What is it?
[04:20] Ozma
    Um... I feel like it might be too late for that.
[04:24] Ozma
    How long have you been listening, Nona?
[04:26] Nona
    I may be a little ditzy, but even
    I noticed something was odd.
[04:31] Nona
    So, you have been hiding
    something from me, haven't you?
[04:36] Nona
    What is this?
[04:37] Nona
    Ozma, did you know?
[04:40] Ozma
    Um...
[04:41] Nona
    Are you treating me like a child?
[04:43] Nona
    Because I look like a girl?
[04:45] Nona
    Being treated this way,
    protected like this, hurts my pride!
[04:49] Nona
    Professor Bouida...
[04:50] Nona
    No. Who are you really?
[04:53] Nona
    Tell me! Who are you?
[04:58] Ozma
    Oh! He ran away!
[05:03] Ozma
    Hey, you gonna be okay?
[05:05] Ozma
    Was her getting mad that much of a shock?
[05:07] Haruto
    Quite the opposite.
[05:08] Ozma
    Huh?
[05:09] Haruto
    I am currently crazy happy!
[05:12] Ozma
    What?
[05:13] Haruto
    In her rage, I felt her true emotions, her self!
[05:17] Haruto
    I feel like I've connected with
    the real her for the first time.
[05:20] Ozma
    I-I see. You really are a
    weird one, aren't you?
[05:24] Haruto
    It would have turned out
    like this sooner or later.
[05:26] Haruto
    I must brace for the worst!
[05:28] Nona
    Background documents?
[05:30] Nona
    What are these? Is this me?
[05:33] Nona
    It's stuff about me I don't know.
[05:35] Haruto
    That's your DP system.
[05:38] Haruto
    It's set up so that it only activates
    under specific conditions,
[05:41] Haruto
    and you don't remember anything afterwards.
[05:44] Haruto
    Here's the novel. This is the original
    work everything is based on.
SIGN    Planetary Explorer Girl
[05:48] Nona
    Oh, my! Everything I've
    experienced is written down!
[05:53] Ozma
    There's tons more here!
[05:54] Nona
    That's amazing!
[05:55] Haruto
    And this is the main event.
[05:57] Haruto
    Brace yourself and take a look.
SIGN    Stars are so distant from us. If only we could become fairy tales...
[06:00] Haruto
    Complete plastic figure,
    Planetary Explorer Girl's Nona.
[06:05] Nona
    At 1/6 scale, approximately 25 cm...
[06:09] Nona
    This is me?
[06:11] Nona
    Oh! It's exactly right!
[06:13] Haruto
    The animation. This is the primary media.
[06:17] Haruto
    It aired seven years ago.
    26 episodes in total.
[06:20] Nona
    I see. I understand now.
[06:23] Nona
    If I look at all the materials,
    the answer I get is...
[06:28] Nona
    I'm... fictional?
[06:32] Haruto
    Yes.
[06:37] Nona
    No!
[06:39] Nona
    All the things I've experienced,
    my adventures, my discoveries!
[06:41] Nona
    They can't be something someone made up!
[06:44] Haruto
    C-Calm down!
    Don't throw your own merchandise!
[06:47] Nona
    If you were told your whole life
    was an anime, how would you feel?
[06:52] Haruto
    I would hate that.
[06:54] Haruto
    I would hate an anime like that.
[06:55] Nona
    I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't!
[06:58] Nona
    How can I possibly marry anyone now!
[07:01] Haruto
    Nona...
[07:02] Haruto
    When you look at all of this...
    is that really all you feel?
[07:06] Haruto
    And you call yourself a
    high-performance space probe?
[07:08] Nona
    All of that's just my description
    from the anime!
[07:11] Haruto
    Please, listen.
[07:13] Haruto
    I love you!
[07:15] Haruto
    Uh, I mean...
[07:16] Haruto
    So many people watched the anime
    and came to love you, including me.
[07:22] Haruto
    We were happy with you
    and sad when you were sad.
[07:26] Haruto
    We wished from the bottom of our hearts that
    your mission would end safely and successfully.
[07:30] Haruto
    When you were so lonely
    you didn't know what to do,
[07:32] Haruto
    you looked up at the stars and cried.
(Flashback) [07:35] Nona
    Don't forget me.
    Someone please tell me I'm not alone.
[07:41] Haruto
    Now, I can finally tell you in person.
[07:43] Haruto
    We won't forget.
[07:46] Haruto
    You are not alone.
[07:51] Ozma
    You might not be as bad as
    I thought, you obsessive freak.
[07:54] Haruto
    More importantly, how's Nona?
[07:56] Nona
    She was looking in your merchandise box
[07:58] Nona
    saying she wanted to see what
    other stuff there was.
[08:00] Haruto
    I see.
[08:01] Haruto
    Oh!
[08:02] Haruto
    Ozma. I just realized why
    I felt revulsion toward you.
[08:06] Ozma
    Huh? Seriously? What was it?
[08:08] Haruto
    This is bad. At the very bottom of that box is—
[08:14] Nona
    What are these thin volumes?
[08:16] Haruto
    Uh. Well. Those are... what you might
    call "thin volumes"... I suppose.
[08:21] Nona
    I can see that.
SIGN    Rumble Rumble Rumble
[08:23] Nona
    Is this what you meant when
    you said you loved me?
[08:26] Ozma
    Now, now, Nona.
[08:28] Ozma
    This guy's a perv, but he's not a bad guy...
[08:31] Nona
    Ozma. What is this?
[08:32] Nona
    Do you want to do this? Have you wanted to?
SIGN    Tentacles
SIGN    Bondage
[08:34] Ozma
    No way. I would never.
[08:36] Haruto
    That's right. Tons of Ozma's
    stories have this kind of this stuff,
[08:39] Haruto
    so I just started feeling
    revulsion towards him.
[08:41] Ozma
    All of that's slander, you jerk!
[08:43] Nona
    Neither of you come anywhere
    near me for the time being.
[08:45] Haruto & Ozma
    What?
[08:46] Haruto
    Whoa, she locked it!
[08:47] Ozma
    Hey, wait! Open the door!
[08:49] Haruto
    And somehow, two weeks have passed
    since Nona and Ozma started moving.
[08:54] Haruto
    It's done.
[08:57] Haruto
    Nona, are you watching TV again?
[09:00] Nona
    Yes!
[09:01] Nona
    Good job finishing your work.
[09:03] Nona
    What is it you do again?
[09:05] Haruto
    Well... I'm a work-from-home programmer.
[09:10] Nona
    I see. I don't know what that is.
[09:12] Nona
    Want some?
[09:14] Haruto
    Wait. Nona! Enough is enough!
[09:17] Haruto
    You're an SF anime lead character!
[09:19] Haruto
    Ever since then, you've been lying around,
    watching talk shows and eating chocolate...
[09:22] Haruto
    Are you the wife in a four-panel family comic?
[09:25] Haruto
    Finding your happiness...
[09:27] Haruto
    If there's anything I can do, I'll do it.
[09:31] Nona
    Bouida-san, do you love me?
[09:33] Haruto
    Huh? Yeah, I mean, yes, I do.
[09:36] Haruto
    But, you know... as a fan...
[09:38] Nona
    Really?
[09:39] Nona
    The thing is, I found this at the very bottom
    of that box with all the merchandise in it.
SIGN    Marriage Registration
[09:47] Nona
    My name is written on it.
[09:49] Nona
    Does this mean that...
[09:52] Haruto
    Uh... no... It's not like that.
[09:54] Nona
    I understand. I'm just one of lots of
    girls from lots of anime that you love.
[10:00] Haruto
    No, it's just you!
[10:02] Haruto
    It's true that there are a lot of
    girls in anime that I like,
[10:05] Haruto
    but you're the only one that
    I've felt certain about...
[10:07] Haruto
    That I've written something like this for!
[10:11] Nona
    I'm a space probe made to work for others.
[10:13] Nona
    No matter the form, if someone
    wants me, that is happiness for me!
[10:18] Nona
    If you'll have me, I'd be happy to!
[10:22] Haruto
    Does this mean my dream will come true?
[10:27] Haruto
    Of course! I hope you'll have me!
[10:31] Haruto
    Um. Nona-san?
[10:33] Nona
    Yes?
[10:34] Haruto
    Um. What about our marriage?
[10:36] Nona
    Huh? We just did that.
[10:37] Nona
    Women who've just gotten married
    can watch TV and eat snacks all day, right?
[10:42] Haruto
    You! You totally learned that from watching TV!
[10:44] Nona
    Next, I guess we should fax it to mass
    media outlets and hold a press conference.
[10:48] Haruto
    And you've misunderstood a bunch of stuff!
[10:50] Nona
    Oh, right, Haruto-san.
[10:52] Nona
    Now that we're married,
    you should only look at me. Okay?
[10:56] Nona
    No other females, whether they're anime or real.
[10:59] Nona
    I will never forgive you cheating on me!
[11:07] Nona
    A... girl?

Season 1

E3 - What You Learn Today Can Be Overturned Tomorrow

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SIGN    Episode 3
[00:03] Mikoto
    Who are you?
[00:05] Nona
    Pleased to meet you. I'm Bouida's wife, Nona.
[00:08] Mikoto
    I'm Bouida's little sister, Mikoto.
[00:12] Mikoto
    Wait...
[00:12] Mikoto
    What?
SIGN    "What You Learn Today Can Be Overturned Tomorrow"
[00:17] Mikoto
    But for figurines to start moving around...
[00:20] Mikoto
    There really are strange things in the world.
[00:22] Haruto
    Huh... You're accepting it pretty easily.
[00:25] Mikoto
    But I do wonder why this happened.
[00:28] Ozma
    See? I'm telling you,
    this is the normal reaction.
[00:31] Mikoto
    Still, it makes me really happy!
    I liked this guy!
[00:38] Haruto
    That's it!
[00:39] Haruto
    I have a good idea.
[00:41] Haruto
    I'm going out for a bit!
[00:43] Mikoto
    Huh? Onii-chan?
[00:44] Nona
    Honestly.
[00:45] Nona
    Just when Mikoto-san went
    to the trouble of visiting...
[00:47] Mikoto
    In that case!
[00:48] Mikoto
    I will take this opportunity to unravel
    the mystery of your existence!
[00:52] Mikoto
    No matter how mysterious,
    everything has a logical explanation.
[00:54] Mikoto
    And I am the one who will discover it!
[00:57] Mikoto
    That is why "Planetary Explorer Girl" with
    its theme of "exploring the unknown"
[01:01] Mikoto
    shot straight into my heart!
[01:04] Nona
    Thank you so much for watching!
[01:06] Mikoto
    "What you learn today
    can be overturned tomorrow."
[01:09] Mikoto
    That was the anime's slogan.
[01:11] Mikoto
    Here, Ozma. It was in the
    box as part of the set.
[01:16] Ozma
    This outfit!
[01:17] Mikoto
    That's right!
[01:18] Mikoto
    It's from the explanation segment
    you did at the end of each episode!
[01:20] Mikoto
    It's what you wore for "Professor
    Ozma Exposes the Universe!"
[01:24] Ozma
    Hello!
[01:27] Ozma
    Habitability?
[01:28] Ozma
    Drake's Equation?
[01:30] Ozma
    I'll teach it all because I'm Professor Ozma!
[01:34] Mikoto
    But the person I really
    have questions for is Nona.
[01:36] Ozma
    Wha?!
[01:38] Mikoto
    Okay. Ready for some questions?
[01:40] Nona
    Yes! I'll do my best!
[01:42] Mikoto
    The anime only covered part of your
    story. What happened after that?
[01:47] Nona
    I don't know and I haven't looked.
[01:48] Nona
    Haruto-san said I don't need to.
[01:50] Mikoto
    What do you do for food?
[01:52] Nona
    I eat like a person does.
[01:55] Nona
    Investigating potential food
    sources is part of my job.
[01:57] Mikoto
    In the anime, it was like you had weapons
    all over your body. What about now?
[02:01] Nona
    I can use all of them!
[02:02] Nona
    But it seems they aren't
    as powerful as in the anime.
[02:06] Mikoto
    Just as an aside, my brother's
    never dated a girl before.
[02:10] Mikoto
    Is everything, you know, okay?
[02:12] Nona
    Yes! He's treating me very well.
    I'm grateful to him.
[02:15] Nona
    I have no experience dating
    the opposite sex either.
[02:18] Mikoto
    I apologize for the directness of this
    question... What do you two do at night?
[02:22] Nona
    Sleep! Very deeply!
[02:25] Mikoto
    Then... what about my brother made
    you like him enough to marry him?
[02:29] Nona
    I was made to serve people.
[02:32] Nona
    When someone wants me and I can
    be of use, that's all I need to be happy.
[02:35] Mikoto
    Not like that. I'm asking
    about your feelings, Nona!
[02:37] Mikoto
    What is Bouida Haruto to you?
[02:39] Nona
    Since we're married, he's my husband. Right?
[02:42] Mikoto
    Professor Ozma. What's going on here?
[02:45] Mikoto
    Nona and my brother dated
    before they got married, right?
[02:48] Ozma
    Well, allow me to explain!
    I am Professor Ozma!
[02:52] Ozma
    I don't really get it either.
[02:54] Mikoto
    What?
[02:55] Ozma
    Well, in the anime there wasn't any
    romance or depiction of sexuality, right?
[02:59] Ozma
    I don't think Nona and I can comprehend
    things that weren't in the anime.
[03:05] Mikoto
    I sort of understand... maybe...
[03:08] Nona
    Um... Did I do something wrong?
[03:12] Nona
    Would it be better for Haruto-san
    to have a regular girl as his wife?
[03:16] Mikoto
    No, it's fine.
[03:18] Mikoto
    I think the only thing you're
    missing as a married couple
[03:20] Mikoto
    is memories of being together.
[03:22] Mikoto
    If you have those, then it won't matter if you're
    2D or 3D. You'll be able to overcome it all!
[03:27] Mikoto
    My brother and I watched your
    anime together, talked about it...
[03:32] Mikoto
    It was so much fun!
[03:34] Haruto
    I'm back!
[03:36] Haruto
    And I object!
[03:38] Haruto
    Anime should be watched and enjoyed alone!
[03:42] Haruto
    Using it as a communication
    tool is just utter heresy!
[03:46] Haruto
    At least that's how I feel about it, Mikoto.
[03:47] Haruto
    Oh. Nice lab coat.
[03:49] Mikoto
    So. Did you figure something out or not?
[03:53] Haruto
    When investigating unknown phenomena,
    the best thing is to try to recreate it!
[03:56] Haruto
    Recreate the exact same circumstances
[03:59] Haruto
    and attempt to pin down the exact
    conditions necessary for the event to occur!
[04:03] Haruto
    Which is why I went out and bought these!
[04:04] Haruto
    A TV! A vacuum! A toy car!
[04:07] Haruto
    Animals and monsters!
[04:08] Haruto
    And figurines of beautiful girls!
[04:11] Haruto
    And... And! Two more figurines
    at the same 1/6 scale as Nona!
[04:16] Ozma
    You got carried away and
    bought way too much, idiot!
[04:18] Mikoto
    This is bad. Weren't you thinking, Onii-chan?
[04:21] Nona
    That's right!
[04:22] Nona
    If all of these started moving like me,
    what were you planning to do?
[04:26] Haruto
    Huh?
[04:28] Haruto
    I'd have a harem!
[04:30] Mikoto
    Nona... You've got a rough road ahead.
[04:33] Nona
    Yeah.
SIGN    "Christmas for Two"
[04:34] Nona
    What? A date?
[04:36] Haruto
    Yeah. Because it's Christmas.
[04:39] Nona
    That sounds wonderful!
[04:41] Nona
    Oh, but... I've already cooked.
[04:43] Haruto
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[04:45] Haruto
    I'll have it after we get back.
[04:47] Haruto
    So, I'll leave the house to you while I'm gone.
[04:49] Nona
    Huh?
[04:50] Nona
    But, the date... It's not with me?
[04:52] Nona
    Who are you going with?
[04:54] Haruto
    Oh, uh... Who am I going with?
[04:58] Nona
    What's going on?
[05:00] Nona
    This wouldn't be the cultural event
    I've seen on TV: an affair?!
[05:04] Nona
    Any planet with such a custom
    should just crumble into ruin!
[05:07] Haruto
    Take care of the house.
[05:10] Haruto
    Nona, since you came,
[05:12] Haruto
    any anime or game that has
    girls in it has been off-limits
[05:15] Haruto
    and I haven't seen any at all!
[05:17] Haruto
    My frustration level is at three bars!
[05:25] Nona
    Really... You haven't watched any at all?
[05:29] Nona
    Haruto-san. I have learned
    a lot about this real world.
[05:36] Nona
    Your life of anime, games, and manga
    is not considered a proper way to live, is it?
[05:43] Haruto
    Whether it is proper or mistaken...
    That judgment itself is wrong!
[05:48] Haruto
    If you really consider us married, then...
[05:53] Haruto
    Huh?
[05:56] Haruto
    Oh, I don't care! I'm going!
[05:58] Haruto
    I'll be back!
[06:03] Seijirou
    Then... you haven't watched
    most of the anime this season?
[06:07] Seijirou
    What's the meaning of this?
SIGN    Kanmuri Seijirou
SIGN    Bouida's Otaku Friend
[06:09] Seijirou
    What about our otaku discussion?
[06:11] Seijirou
    Could it be... a woman?
[06:14] Seijirou
    Bouida, you jerk!
[06:15] Seijirou
    After getting a place of your own,
[06:18] Seijirou
    have you betrayed 2D women
    for 3D flesh and blood girls?
[06:22] Haruto
    No, no. It's not like that.
[06:23] Haruto
    It is absolutely not that.
[06:26] Seijirou
    Of course not. For you to have an
    interest in girls other than 2D girls...
[06:30] Seijirou
    We've been stuck together since middle school.
[06:33] Seijirou
    Together, we were isolated
    in our profound otakuness!
[06:35] Seijirou
    School was much too constraining for us.
[06:38] Seijirou
    That's exactly why we have
    so many strong, vivid memories.
[06:42] Seijirou
    Right! We won't waste this opportunity.
[06:43] Seijirou
    Tonight, we shall speak of works past!
[06:48] Seijirou
    But for the answer to the mystery of the
    main character's two sets of memories
[06:53] Seijirou
    to be that a doctor implanted them
    at the character's request...
[06:57] Seijirou
    It's not right! It's impossible!
[07:02] Haruto
    Well, when I first saw it I thought, "What?"
[07:04] Haruto
    But the planet had been taken
    over by a hostile organization.
[07:06] Haruto
    Maybe they'd developed
    that kind of technology.
[07:09] Seijirou
    No matter what work it is,
    you always just accept the logic.
[07:13] Haruto
    Using imagination to fill in
    that gaps of a work is fun, too.
[07:17] Haruto
    You always reject everything. Is that fun?
[07:20] Haruto
    "It's impossible," "It can't happen."
[07:22] Haruto
    You mock and snicker
[07:24] Haruto
    and every time you do the doors
    of possibility close one by one.
[07:27] Haruto
    And once they're closed, they
    can never be opened again.
[07:30] Seijirou
    Ah, that's a line from
     "Planetary Explorer Girl," isn't it?
[07:34] Seijirou
    You really liked that one, didn't you?
[07:36] Seijirou
    That piece-of-trash anime.
[07:37] Haruto
    What did you say?!
[07:40] Seijirou
    Bouida...
[07:41] Seijirou
    You asked if it's fun rejecting everything.
[07:45] Seijirou
    Yeah! It is fun!
[07:47] Seijirou
    Criticism and bad-mouthing are completely
    legitimate forms of entertainment!
[07:50] Seijirou
    And it's my right to feel that way!
[07:51] Seijirou
    This is the perfect opportunity!
[07:52] Seijirou
    I've been biting my tongue
    out of consideration of your feelings,
[07:55] Seijirou
    but after all this time, I'm finally
    really going to tell you
[07:58] Seijirou
    exactly what I think about
    that piece-of-trash anime!
[08:01] Seijirou
    First! Through the whole thing,
    mostly the only thing you see is Nona!
[08:04] Seijirou
    She's traveling to different
    planets, right? Show me that!
[08:07] Seijirou
    I'm sorry, but I got sick of it
    partway through. Super sick of it!
[08:11] Seijirou
    And the biggest problem is that Nona
    as a character is neither this nor that!
[08:15] Seijirou
    The thing about mecha girls
    is that if they look mecha,
[08:17] Seijirou
    then their personalities
    should be more human
[08:19] Seijirou
    and if they look human, their
    personalities should be more mecha!
[08:21] Seijirou
    They should be designed with
    that exquisite balance in place!
[08:24] Waiter
    Excuse me, sir...
[08:25] Seijirou
    On that point, Nona was
    designed without deciding
[08:27] Seijirou
    whether she would look
    more mecha or more human.
[08:29] Seijirou
    And just when you think her
    personality is like a normal girl,
[08:32] Seijirou
    she'll suddenly go super mecha on you!
[08:34] Haruto
    You need to dive in.
[08:37] Haruto
    You freakin' lead weight!
[08:39] Haruto
    Even if you never do it at any other
    time, when you're watching anime,
[08:41] Haruto
    dive in and immerse yourself
    in the warmth of this world!
[08:43] Haruto
    I said I haven't watched
    any anime recently,
[08:46] Haruto
    but late at night I've been secretly
    re-watching Planetary Explorer Girl.
[08:49] Haruto
    Because I want to know more about Nona!
[08:51] Haruto
    The reason Nona seems incompletely
    halfway human as you say
[08:54] Haruto
    is so that she can descend
    onto distant planets
[08:56] Haruto
    and convey humanity's form and will!
[08:58] Seijirou
    Huh? What's that? Is that official?
[09:01] Haruto
    No! It's something I thought up!
[09:04] Haruto
    She shoulders that heavy responsibility
    all by herself and keeps trying.
[09:07] Haruto
    That girl, on her own! Nona!
[09:10] Haruto
    Watching that, how can you not
    find it incredibly endearing?
[09:13] Waiter
    Sir.
[09:16] Background character
    That was so much fun!
[09:17] Background character
    What should we do next?
[09:19] Background character
    Wasn't it?
[09:22] Haruto
    I was pretty harsh with Nona earlier...
[09:25] Haruto
    Maybe I should buy her something.
[09:28] Background character
    It's so cute!
[09:32] Haruto
    Nona!
[09:33] Haruto
    You came with me?
[09:35] Haruto
    When did you get in there?
[09:36] Nona
    You lied about the date.
    You were with a man, weren't you?
[09:40] Haruto
    I-I'm sorry.
[09:41] Haruto
    Back before I left, I was teasing,
    but I went too far.
[09:44] Nona
    About what your friend said...
[09:46] Haruto
    Don't pay him any mind. He's always
    been like that, denying everything.
[09:51] Nona
    And the anime you've been
    secretly watching at night.
[09:54] Haruto
    What? You knew about that, too?
[09:57] Haruto
    I'm sorry!
[09:58] Nona
    I should have been more like that gentleman
[10:00] Nona
    and said exactly what I was feeling.
[10:03] Haruto
    Huh?
[10:04] Nona
    Haruto-san, I don't want you
    going on dates with other women!
[10:09] Nona
    Instead of using indirect
    words like "right" and "wrong,"
[10:13] Nona
    I should have just said so from the start!
[10:15] Haruto
    Nona...
[10:17] Nona
    That's why, I was a little
    jealous of your friend.
[10:21] Nona
    Because he seemed to know
    all about you in a way I don't.
[10:26] Haruto
    R-Right, you were listening...
    all the way to the end.
[10:33] Nona
    Yes!
[10:37] Kusabi
    Are you okay with fighting like that?
[10:40] Seijirou
    It's not like we're friends because
    we get along all the time.
[10:43] Kusabi
    Really... You are a weird one.
[10:46] Kusabi
    You really are too mean, Seijirou,
[10:49] Kusabi
    going out of your way like
    that to badmouth Nona.
[10:51] Seijirou
    He didn't budge even when
    I tried to lure him into misspeaking,
[10:54] Seijirou
    so I might've gotten a little worked up.
[10:56] Kusabi
    So, today might have been
    about testing the waters, but...
[10:59] Kusabi
    What's next?
[11:01] Seijirou
    The second unit has already been sent in.

Season 1

E4 - Bellnoa the Brave

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[01:20] Haruto
    Nona. Do a Hadou Wave
    as soon as you start walking!
[01:23] Nona
    Oh! It worked!
[01:25] Haruto
    You're improving really quickly!
[01:28] Nona
    It's because you teach so well, Haruto-san.
SIGN    Episode 4
     "Bellnoa the Brave"
[01:30] Nona
    I'm sorry I said games were off-limits.
[01:32] Haruto
    Don't worry about it.
[01:33] Haruto
    Getting to play games with you,
    like this, is like a dream.
[01:36] Haruto
    Next, we practice getting away from the
    Hadou Wave using an Invincible Uppercut!
[01:40] Nona
    Okay!
[01:40] Mikoto
    They seem like they're
    getting along super well...
[01:45] Mikoto
    Can you still say they aren't
    in love, Professor Ozma?
[01:50] Nona
    Haruto-san! Haruto-san!
[01:52] Nona
    Is there a game in this box, too?
[01:54] Haruto
    Yeah. Mikoto brought that one for me.
[01:57] Haruto
    Dragulious Saga 4. It's an RPG
    that you play by yourself.
SIGN    Dragulious Saga
[02:01] Mikoto
    There was a time when
    all you did was play that game.
[02:05] Nona
    "Bellnoa the Brave sets out on a journey
    to defeat the Demon Dragon King."
[02:09] Nona
    Bellnoa-san is this woman here... I see...
[02:12] Nona
    She's very pretty, isn't she?
[02:13] Haruto
    Hey, now. You're not going to start talking
    about cheating or affairs again are you?
[02:17] Nona
    Of course not!
[02:18] Nona
    She's just a character in a game!
[02:20] Haruto
    Right?
[02:21] Haruto
    I'm so glad you understand my interests.
[02:24] Haruto
    Next, we'll play something
    I think you'll like, Nona. This!
[02:26] Haruto
    A 3D shooting game in space!
[02:28] Nona
    Yay! Hooray for space!
[02:31] Mikoto
    Can I go home now?
[02:34] Haruto
    Oh, Mikoto. Did you want to play this one?
[02:37] Haruto
    Up to four players can compete at the same time.
[02:38] Mikoto
    Not really. You don't have
    enough controllers anyway.
[02:41] Haruto
    I'll go buy some! There's a store
    for that kind of thing close by!
[02:45] Ozma
    But four players means
    you're counting me in, too?
[02:48] Ozma
    Guess it can't be helped.
    I'll go along with it.
[02:53] Ozma
    Mikotocchi?
[02:54] Ozma
    Huh? Did you fall asleep? So suddenly?
[02:57] Ozma
    Huh?
[03:00] Nona
    Ozma? What's wrong?
[03:03] Bellnoa
    Are you the boss here?
[03:07] Nona
    Um... Wh-Who are you?
[03:09] Bellnoa
    You're the only one I sense it from...
[03:11] Bellnoa
    Signs of a strange power...
[03:13] Bellnoa
    The intention to ravage and destroy!
[03:16] Bellnoa
    Now, fight me. Red-armored warrior.
[03:20] Bellnoa
    If I defeat you, I can return
    to my own world, right?
[03:24] Bellnoa
    Using the same tricks as before.
    That Demon Dragon King.
[03:26] Bellnoa
    Does he truly find me, Bellnoa
    the Brave, so terrifying?
[03:32] Bellnoa
    A smokescreen?
[03:34] Bellnoa
    What a cowardly trick.
[03:35] Nona
    Bellnoa-san! I'm Nona.
[03:37] Nona
    *Planetary Explorer Girl'*s Nona.
[03:40] Nona
    It's true, I've heard that I have
    the power to fight hidden within me.
[03:44] Nona
    But if I use it, terrible things will happen!
[03:47] Nona
    So, please, suspend your
    attacks and listen to me...
[03:51] Nona
    W-Wait! I've seen this in that thin volume!
[03:53] Nona
    Don't! Stop! Why are you touching me there...
[03:56] Bellnoa
    Something's not right.
SIGN    Dragulious Saga
[03:58] Bellnoa
    Aren't you one of the Demon
    Dragon King's minions?
[04:02] Bellnoa
    What is that box?
[04:04] Bellnoa
    Is that a depiction of me?
[04:06] Nona
    Oh, I remembered!
[04:07] Nona
    Before, Haruto-san said that
    he'd bought some new figurines.
[04:11] Nona
    I think you're probably like me.
[04:14] Bellnoa
    Huh?
SIGN    Memorial Heroine Series 3 Dragulious Saga 4 1/6 scale "Bellnoa the Brave"
[04:15] Bellnoa
    Hmm... I see.
[04:17] Bellnoa
    The adventures I've had are all
    stories created by humans...
[04:22] Bellnoa
    And I am a doll.
[04:24] Nona
    It's hard to accept it all at once.
    For me, at first, the shock was so great.
[04:28] Bellnoa
    So that means that, in this world,
    my adventures have become legends,
[04:33] Bellnoa
    and that while I'm here
    I should pretend to be a doll?
[04:36] Nona
    Huh? Did nothing I said get through to you?
[04:38] Bellnoa
    Or could it be that if I defeat this Haruto-san,
    I'll be able to return to my own world?
[04:42] Nona
    You. Can. Not. Go. Home.
[04:45] Bellnoa
    But I've always been able to fight my
    way through and open my own path.
[04:49] Nona
    This isn't the kind of world where
    fighting will change anything!
[04:53] Bellnoa
    I see...
[04:54] Bellnoa
    Then, I'll just take what time
    I need to find a way home.
[04:55] Ozma
    Crack...
[04:57] Bellnoa
    And I was wondering, um...
    You're strong, aren't you?
[05:01] Nona
    I've heard that I am.
[05:03] Bellnoa
    Oh, who cares about the reason?
[05:06] Bellnoa
    Use that power and fight me!
[05:08] Nona
    What are you doing?
[05:09] Bellnoa
    Oh, come on! Just a little! Please?
[05:12] Nona
    They might call you a hero, Bellnoa-san,
[05:14] Nona
    but you're really just
    obsessed with fighting!
[05:17] Bellnoa
    What? I am not!
[05:18] Bellnoa
    When strong warriors meet,
    it is their destiny to fight!
[05:21] Bellnoa
    All that's necessary is their
    determination and resolve!
[05:26] Shadow Nona
    Don't get carried away!
[05:29] Shadow Nona
    The only one who needs resolve is you.
[05:31] Haruto
    I'm home!
[05:35] Haruto
    Huh? What's going on?
[05:37] Shadow Nona
    Bouida Haruto. So, you've returned.
[05:39] Haruto
    Nona?
[05:40] Haruto
    No, wait. That appearance. It can't be...
[05:42] Haruto
    ShadowNona?
[05:43] Shadow Nona
    I am an emergency operating program
    loaded into Nona, the DP System.
[05:48] Shadow Nona
    I have no record of the title "ShadowNona."
[05:51] Haruto
    That cold, inhuman way of speaking!
    You are ShadowNona!
[05:54] Haruto
    But... why are you...
[05:57] Shadow Nona
    Stay back, Bouida Haruto!
[06:08] Haruto
    Nona!
[06:09] Bellnoa
    So, you're this Haruto-san, are you?
[06:12] Bellnoa
    As I thought. You are the true
    final boss of this world.
[06:15] Haruto
    You... You're Bellnoa?
[06:17] Haruto
    Bellnoa the Brave?
[06:19] Bellnoa
    I'll make a trade for that warrior.
[06:21] Bellnoa
    Return me to my world.
[06:24] Haruto
    I see. Okay.
[06:28] Haruto
    Wait just a minute.
[06:31] Bellnoa
    I thought I'd have one more battle.
[06:33] Bellnoa
    This isn't what I was expecting.
[06:35] Bellnoa
    What's this?
[06:37] Bellnoa
    I can't move!
SIGN    Bellnoa Hero, battle obsessed Gender: Female
SIGN    Strength: 973 Skill: 856 Endurance: 742 Speed: 834 Magic: 898 Maelstrom Sword Earth Dragon Armor Crystal Shield Hairpin of Light Angel's Cloak
[06:41] Bellnoa
    Outrageous! Black magic?
SIGN    Strength: 973 Skill: 856 Endurance: 742 Speed: 834
[06:44] Bellnoa
    No. Could it be... Did that man do this?
[06:47] Haruto
    Looks like it worked...
[06:49] Haruto
    Gently...
SIGN    Hero, battle obsessed Gender: Female
SIGN    Strength: 973 Skill: 856 Endurance: 742 Speed: 834 Magic: 898 Maelstrom Sword Earth Dragon Armor Crystal Shield Hairpin of Light Angel's Cloak
[06:51] Shadow Nona
    What have you done, Bouida Haruto?
[06:53] Haruto
    I just started up the game she
    considers the world she came from
[06:57] Haruto
    and opened up the stats page.
[06:59] Bellnoa
    What?
SIGN     Bellnoa
    
    
    
    
    Hero, battle obsessed
    
    Gender: Female
SIGN    Strength: 973
    
    Skill: 856
    
    Endurance: 742
    
    Speed: 834
    
    Magic: 898
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Maelstrom Sword
    
     Earth Dragon Armor
    Crystal Shield
    
    Hairpin of Light
    
    Angel's Cloak
[07:00] Haruto
    Her level, stats, and equipment are
    all exactly the same as in the game.
[07:04] Haruto
    Which means this Bellnoa is connected
    to the Bellnoa in my game.
[07:09] Shadow Nona
    BWH. What does this mean?
[07:12] Haruto
    That called her "3 sizes," meaning bust—
[07:15] Bellnoa
    You won't get away with this!
[07:17] Bellnoa
    Treating a proud warrior with such insult!
[07:20] Bellnoa
    When I am free once more, I will—
[07:22] Shadow Nona
    Bouida Haruto.
[07:23] Shadow Nona
    I recommend destroying this.
[07:26] Shadow Nona
    If released, it will only rampage again.
[07:29] Shadow Nona
    In such case, I will be unable
    to return to being the usual Nona.
[07:32] Haruto
    That's true.
[07:33] Haruto
    She is a danger.
[07:35] Haruto
    Right. First I'll take her sword and shield.
[07:39] Haruto
    In the game they're the
    strongest things you can equip.
[07:42] Haruto
    That'll reduce her battle ability by half.
[07:44] Bellnoa
    What is this? How are you doing this?
[07:47] Haruto
    Her armor is one of the strongest, too,
    so I'll change it to villager clothing.
[07:50] Bellnoa
    Wha?
[07:51] Haruto
    Her magic level is high, too,
    so I'll equip the Magic-Sealing Choker.
[07:54] Haruto
    How is that? ShadowNona-san?
[07:57] Shadow Nona
    It'll probably be fine.
    She seems to have quieted down.
[08:00] Haruto
    Huh?
[08:01] Bellnoa
    I see! This again?
[08:04] Bellnoa
    Trapped by the enemy's clever tricks.
[08:06] Bellnoa
    All of my equipment stripped from me.
[08:08] Bellnoa
    It's practically a given that
    things would turn out this way!
[08:11] Shadow Nona
    Is that true?
[08:12] Haruto
    Uh, yeah. That happened a few times.
[08:14] Bellnoa
    But I have always endured the harshest
    circumstances and emerged victorious.
[08:18] Bellnoa
    That's right. Because I am—
[08:21] Haruto
    Oh, sorry. I wanted to see what
    other equipment looked like.
[08:24] Bellnoa
    I'll be victorious in the end.
    You should do as you wish while you can.
[08:28] Haruto
    Well then, I'll take you at your word.
SIGN    Noblewoman's Dress
SIGN    Crystal Raiment
[08:31] Bellnoa
    What?
[08:32] Haruto
    I see! So you can sort of see through it!
[08:35] Bellnoa
    Not this one! Hurry up and
    switch to something else!
SIGN    Crystal Raiment
SIGN    Holy Hi-legged Leotard
[08:38] Haruto
    I see!
[08:39] Haruto
    I wonder what part of that is holy.
[08:41] Bellnoa
    Wai— This one shows too much skin, too!
SIGN    Holy Hi-legged Leotard
SIGN    Amazon's Belt
[08:44] Haruto
    I see.
[08:45] Haruto
    That's how it looks...
SIGN    Fallen Angel's Bikini
[08:48] Haruto
    In that case, what if I equipped that one?
[08:51] Haruto
    That's right. Amongst all the fantasizing
    the gamers did about this and that,
[08:54] Haruto
    it was number one!
SIGN    Amazon's Belt Fallen Angel's Bikini Meaningless Swimsuit
[08:55] Haruto
    The Meaningless Swimsuit!
[08:56] Haruto
    Could it be that there's so little fabric
    there's really no point in wearing it?
[09:01] Haruto
    I can't ima— Ow!
[09:02] Shadow Nona
    Hey.
[09:03] Haruto
    Ow! Ow! Ow!
[09:06] Bellnoa
    I am... a proud warrior...
[09:11] Haruto
    S-Sorry! See? You can move now!
[09:15] Shadow Nona
    You're a terrible person.
[09:16] Haruto
    What? You're the one who was
    just talking about destroying her!
[09:19] Mikoto
    Hello. I woke up.
[09:21] Ozma
    Hello. I melted.
[09:22] Haruto
    Oh! You guys! The thing is...
[09:24] Mikoto
    I do not require an explanation.
    I actually woke up a little while ago.
[09:27] Ozma
    And I melted.
[09:29] Mikoto
    You are the worst.
[09:30] Ozma
    He is the worst.
[09:32] Shadow Nona
    Indeed, the worst.
[09:35] Nona
    Now, I'll be pouring this on you!
[09:39] Bellnoa
    What is this?
[09:40] Nona
    Hand soap.
[09:41] Nona
    Figurines can exude a
    substance called plasticizer.
[09:44] Nona
    If left unchecked, it can make us sticky.
[09:47] Bellnoa
    Huh? Plasti—
[09:50] Nona
    Stop that. Don't try to get away.
[09:52] Nona
    You have to use your hands to wash,
    so you don't damage anything.
[09:56] Bellnoa
    Nona.
[09:57] Bellnoa
    When we fought, you had black hair, didn't you?
[10:01] Bellnoa
    It's like you were a different person.
[10:02] Nona
    DP System.
[10:04] Nona
    Apparently, it's another me that
    only awakens in times of danger.
[10:07] Bellnoa
    Apparently?
[10:09] Nona
    When it activates, I don't
    have any memory of it.
[10:12] Nona
    Oh! There's a message for you, Bellnoa-san.
[10:16] Nona
    There are two messages.
[10:19] Nona
    Message one.
[10:21] Bellnoa
    Ow!
[10:22] Shadow Nona
    You said you beat me, but understand
    that I was not fighting my hardest at all.
[10:22] Bellnoa
    Ow! Ow! Ow!
[10:26] Nona
    Message two.
[10:28] Shadow Nona
    And don't get cocky just because your
    bust is a teensy bit bigger than mine.
[10:30] Shadow Nona
    Wait! No! Stop!
[10:31] Shadow Nona
    This is completely normal
    for female characters these days.
[10:36] Bellnoa
    This really is a map of a town from my world.
[10:40] Bellnoa
    Could it be that I could enter
    my world through this?
[10:44] Bellnoa
    I am holding you responsible.
[10:45] Haruto
    Huh?
[10:46] Bellnoa
    I desire your overwhelming power.
[10:49] Bellnoa
    Together we shall advance toward
    my world and together we shall fight!
[10:52] Nona
    Here's Haruto-san's
    favorite shijimi miso soup!
[10:55] Nona
    At my size, shijimi are kind
    of freaky, but I'll do my best!
[10:58] Nona
    Huh?
[10:59] Nona
    Haruto-san? Bellnoa-san?
[11:02] Ozma
    Nona! This is crazy!
[11:05] Ozma
    It's the most insane supernatural
    phenomenon we've had yet!

Season 1

E5 - Dragulious Saga

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[00:00] Nona
    Are you sure, Ozma?
[00:01] Ozma
    Yeah. It's hard to believe,
    but it's the only possibility...
[00:04] Nona
    Haruto-san and Bellnoa-san
    have gone into the game world?
[01:28] Bellnoa
    We did it, Haruto!
SIGN    Episode 5
     "Dragulious Saga"
[01:29] Haruto
    We what?!
[01:30] Bellnoa
    We made it back to my world!
[01:32] Bellnoa
    Plus, you're the same size as me, Haruto!
[01:35] Bellnoa
    Now we can fight side by side!
[01:37] Bellnoa
    But, that being true, Haruto,
    the first thing we need to do is...
[01:39] Shopkeep
    Here you are. Thanks for your business!
SIGN    Wooden Sword Wooden Helmet Leather Shield Leather Vest
[01:43] Bellnoa
    Are you really all right with that equipment?
[01:46] Haruto
    I am. It's no problem at all.
[01:47] Haruto
    Right! Let's head outside
    the Starter Village and level up!
[01:52] Haruto
    Huh?
[01:53] Nazuna
    Bellnoa... Who might that man be?
[01:57] Nazuna
    I suppose you will say you've
    found another new power
[01:59] Nazuna
    to aid in the subjugation
    of the Demon Dragon King?
[02:02] Nazuna
    You've said the same so many times...
[02:06] Nazuna
    Each time you meet nothing but despair,
    and still you bring a man like this here?
[02:09] Bellnoa
    That's right. Haruto is the boss
    from a different world.
[02:12] Nazuna
    Defend yourself, if you can.
[02:15] Nazuna
    For deceiving Bellnoa and for your
    insolence, you shall be punished!
[02:18] Haruto
    Huh? Oh come on...
[02:20] Haruto
    Wait!
[02:21] Haruto
    Just calm down for a—
[02:24] Bellnoa
    Stop! Haruto is not someone
    to be suspicious of!
SIGN    Haruto has run away!
[02:38] Nazuna
    Toying with my opponents
    holds no interest for me.
[02:40] Nazuna
    I'll send you off with a single stroke.
SIGN    But he's been cut off!
[02:43] Haruto
    The weight of a life doesn't
    count for much in a game!
[02:45] Haruto
    But there are still things left to me to do.
[02:48] Haruto
    You're Nazuna, aren't you? Bellnoa's ally...
[02:52] Haruto
    Through changing classes from
    Warrior to Monk to Wizard,
[02:54] Haruto
    your skill levels got higher and higher.
[02:56] Haruto
    In the end, you gained your
    strongest job class, Ninja, right?
[02:59] Nazuna
    How do you know so much about me?
[03:01] Haruto
    Bellnoa's nice, of course,
    but you're cute, too, Nazuna.
[03:04] Haruto
    So this is where I die...
[03:07] Haruto
    If it's at your hand, it's not so bad.
[03:09] Haruto
    Dragulious Saga...
[03:11] Haruto
    Here in this world I loved so much,
    in this 2D dream, I will offer myself.
[03:15] Nazuna
    What are you...
[03:17] Haruto
    Nazuna...
[03:18] Haruto
    Here, at the end, will you let me see
    your lovely face without the mask.
[03:21] Nazuna
    Wha—
[03:23] Nazuna
    If it is the last request of one
    who is about to die, then...
[03:28] Haruto
    Thank you.
[03:30] Haruto
    If I could be greedy, there is one
    more thing I have left unfinished...
[03:33] Haruto
    The gap in the side of your ninja costume.
[03:36] Haruto
    I want to see just how much of a gap there is!
[03:45] Haruto
    Huh? Um, uh... Wait! I, uh...
[03:47] Bellnoa
    Nazuna, stop!
[03:49] Nona
    H-Haruto-san's gone wild on his business trip
[03:52] Nona
    and now he's involved in
    a steamy murder incident?!
[03:54] Ozma
    That's sort of loosely right,
    but you need to calm down, Nona!
[03:56] Nona
    We're going, too!
[03:58] Ozma
    Huh? Ow! Ow! Don't do anything crazy!
[04:00] Kusabi
    Dear, dear. That'll never work.
[04:02] Nona
    Huh? Who's there?
[04:05] Ozma
    You're... who are you?
[04:08] Kusabi
    I'm in shock! You don't know me?
[04:11] Ozma
    No!
[04:12] Ozma
    I checked up on most anime and games
    on the net, but I don't remember seeing...
[04:17] Kusabi
    Do you wanna go to that other world?
[04:19] Nona
    Huh?
[04:22] Kusabi
    Okay, missus. Go and give that
    husband of yours a scolding!
[04:26] Kusabi
    Head straight for the scene of the affair!
[04:28] Nona
    How rude!
[04:30] Nona
    We don't know for sure he's cheating!
[04:32] Nona
    I'm going to trust Haruto-san and wait.
[04:34] Nona
    Protecting the home at times like
    these is what a good wife should do!
[04:38] Kusabi
    Really? You sure?
[04:40] Kusabi
    The three of them are staying
    over in an inn together.
[04:43] Nona
    An inn? I don't see why
    that would be an issue...
SIGN    Innkeeper
SIGN    Good morning. Did you enjoy yourselves last night?
[04:48] Nona
    "Enjoy"?
[04:49] Ozma
    Uh, oh! You know. It's probably
    card games or something!
[04:53] Innkeeper
    What?
[04:53] Innkeeper
    You stayed the night with two gorgeous
    women and didn't have any fun at all?
[04:56] Innkeeper
    You should have!
[04:58] Haruto
    Yeah...
[04:59] Haruto
    So, is it about time for, you know?
    Defeating the Demon Dragon King?
[05:02] Haruto
    Huh? Where's Nazuna-san?
[05:04] Bellnoa
    Oh. She's not coming.
[05:06] Bellnoa
    She has a difference of opinion about this.
[05:08] Bellnoa
    It's just you and me on this
    journey. Any objections?
[05:12] Haruto
    Not at all!
SIGN    Monster Horde ran away!
SIGN    Monster Horde ran away!
[05:23] Haruto
    Back when I played this game all the time,
    this is a situation I dreamed about!
[05:28] Haruto
    Whoa, she's so close! And so innocent...
SIGN    Attempt challenge? Yes No
[05:32] Haruto
    I'm doing it.
[05:34] Haruto
    The time is now! This is the moment!
[05:37] Bellnoa
    What are you going to do?
[05:44] Bellnoa
    Haruto?
[05:45] Haruto
    Bellnoa...
[05:47] Haruto
    Don't tell me... Have you been
    heading toward that castle?
[05:50] Haruto
    There's a hidden boss there!
[05:52] Haruto
    It's a special case set up so that
    it's impossible to beat!
[05:55] Bellnoa
    You really are a strange one.
[05:57] Bellnoa
    It's as though you already know everything.
[05:59] Haruto
    I do! So let's go back and try to beat
    the Demon Dragon King like normal.
[06:06] Bellnoa
    I don't want to.
[06:06] Haruto
    Why?!
[06:08] Bellnoa
    Say, Haruto.
[06:10] Bellnoa
    If the Demon Dragon King is defeated
    and peace comes to this world,
[06:12] Bellnoa
    what will happen to the heroes?
[06:15] Bellnoa
    I'm afraid.
[06:16] Bellnoa
    Afraid of building a world
    where I'm no longer needed.
[06:21] Bellnoa
    I want things to stay like this forever.
[06:23] Bellnoa
    I don't care about peace.
[06:25] Bellnoa
    I want to keep having fun
    in this world the way it is.
[06:28] Bellnoa
    Is that wrong?
SIGN    Bellnoa
SIGN    Is that wrong?
[06:34] Nona
    The fear of not being needed anymore...
[06:36] Nona
    I felt that the whole time I was
    doing my planetary explorations.
[06:40] Nona
    It's all right! I'll let you borrow
    Haruto-san for a little while!
[06:43] Kusabi
    What?
[06:44] Kusabi
    You realize your husband's
    totally forgotten about you?
[06:47] Kusabi
    And you're still okay with this?
[06:49] Haruto
    I see. A hero who won't defeat
    the Demon Dragon King.
[06:52] Haruto
    No wonder Nazuna doesn't agree.
[06:55] Bellnoa
    Indeed. But everything's all right now, Haruto.
[06:58] Bellnoa
    Because you're here.
[07:00] Haruto
    By the way, this hidden boss
    is the Demon King of Karma.
[07:04] Haruto
    I'll say it once more. At your
    level you cannot beat him.
[07:07] Haruto
    You still want to do this?
[07:14] Bellnoa
    What's this, Haruto?
    This thing is no challenge at all.
[07:16] Bellnoa
    You said so much trying to scare me off
    that I went full power without realizing...
[07:20] Bellnoa
    Haruto?
[07:22] GouMaoh
    Know your place!
[07:26] Bellnoa
    Huh?
[07:28] Bellnoa
    What?
[07:29] GouMaoh
    Do you realize what you've done?
[07:32] Bellnoa
    What? What?
[07:33] GouMaoh
    All that time you wasted collecting
    and hoarding powerful weapons.
[07:37] GouMaoh
    And after becoming so strong you went and
    indiscriminately eradicated all those monsters.
[07:40] GouMaoh
    Are you telling me you feel no guilt at all?
[07:42] GouMaoh
    You lied to yourself
    and glossed over the truth
[07:43] GouMaoh
    when really you knew you could defeat
    the Demon Dragon King, didn't you?
[07:47] GouMaoh
    And while you look for excuses
    to keep your journey from ending,
[07:51] GouMaoh
    the world continues to suffer in sadness!
[07:54] Bellnoa
    B-Because I...
[07:55] GouMaoh
    Don't give me that!
[07:57] GouMaoh
    It's "I'm sorry." Go on. Apologize!
[08:01] Bellnoa
    I-I... I'm sor—
[08:05] Haruto
    I'm sorry!
[08:06] GouMaoh
    And who are you?
[08:08] Haruto
    Bellnoa, just as the name indicates,
[08:10] Haruto
    the more a player has done, the stronger
    the Demon King of Karma becomes.
[08:13] Haruto
    Level, money, number of
    enemies defeated, play time.
[08:17] Haruto
    The more you play in this world,
    the more impossible he is to beat.
[08:20] Bellnoa
    How can that be?
[08:21] Haruto
    But the karma that Bellnoa the Brave
    has shouldered is all because of me!
[08:26] Haruto
    The one who wanted to
    keep playing in this world,
[08:28] Haruto
    who kept finding excuses to
    keep the journey from ending...
[08:32] Haruto
    was me! Bouida Haruto!
[08:34] GouMaoh
    If you hadn't come out, you would
    have been spared. What a sweet man.
[08:38] GouMaoh
    Let me have a taste to see
    just how sweet you are.
[08:40] Bellnoa
    Stop!
[08:41] Haruto
    It's all right, Bellnoa. I'm ready.
[08:44] Haruto
    I have no regrets.
[08:45] Bellnoa
    Haruto!
[08:48] Haruto
    That's not right. I can't do this. I'd forgotten.
[08:51] Haruto
    How can I leave her on her own again?
[08:53] Haruto
    I can't do that.
[08:55] Haruto
    Huh?
[08:56] Shadow Nona
    Be sure to put the socks you're
    wearing in the laundry basket.
[09:00] Shadow Nona
    And please feel free to forget
    about me and do as you please.
[09:03] Shadow Nona
    I would prefer not to see
    your face for a long while.
[09:05] Shadow Nona
    End of message.
[09:07] Haruto
    Sh-ShadowNona?
[09:09] Shadow Nona
    So you are the strongest most
    advanced life form on this planet?
[09:12] Shadow Nona
    Then, if I defeat you, this planet will be mine.
[09:15] GouMaoh
    And who are you?
[09:17] GouMaoh
    Know your place!
[09:20] Shadow Nona
    You talk too much.
[09:22] Shadow Nona
    Begone!
[09:27] Bellnoa
    You... You're that strong?
[09:30] Shadow Nona
    It's more that you're weak.
[09:32] Shadow Nona
    Letting something like that make you cry.
[09:35] Bellnoa
    What did you say?
[09:37] Haruto
    The adventure is ending...
[09:47] Shadow Nona
    It seems we've returned.
[09:49] Bellnoa
    This is Haruto's room from before.
[09:51] Shadow Nona
    What's this? Doesn't the great
    hero want to stay in that world?
[09:54] Bellnoa
    What about you? Did you say
    you'd claimed that world?
[09:57] Shadow Nona
    Go back.
[09:58] Bellnoa
    You first.
[09:59] Ozma
    You haven't learned humility at all.
[10:01] Kusabi
    They haven't learned anything from that game!
[10:03] Haruto
    What's this? A new moving figurine?
[10:06] Kusabi
    That's right!
[10:06] Kusabi
    I'm a moving figurine!
[10:08] Kusabi
    I was watching, Haruto!
     That was some adventure!
[10:11] Haruto
    Ozma. Who is this girl?
[10:13] Ozma
    What? You're a super nerd
    and even you don't know?
[10:17] Haruto
    Oh, that's it! I was led astray
    by her appearance!
[10:21] Haruto
    Adventure loving.
    Arabian style with pointy ears.
[10:23] Haruto
    And this wedge that can open
    doors to other worlds!
[10:27] Haruto
    You're the mascot-like heroine
    of George's Outrageous Adventure
[10:30] Haruto
    Fairy tale sprite, Kusabi-chan!
[10:33] Ozma
    She looks totally different!
[10:35] Haruto
    That's right. This Kusabi-chan is a figure that
    has been refined to suit modern aesthetics.
[10:40] Haruto
    Huh?
[10:41] Kusabi
    I'm over here! Here!
[10:43] Kusabi
    Now that I've finished what I was told to do,
[10:46] Kusabi
    I'd better get back, or my
    master will get angry.
[10:49] Kusabi
    But I'm happy you recognized me!
[10:51] Haruto
    Master?
[10:52] Kusabi
    Nona!
[10:53] Kusabi
    If you relax thinking that everything's
    fine because you're Haruto's wife,
[10:56] Kusabi
    I might just take him from you.
[10:58] Nona
    What?
[11:00] Kusabi
    See you later, Haruto!
[11:06] Bellnoa
    Nona and Haruto are married?

Season 1

E6 - Even in Love, Even in Love

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[00:00] Nona
    Bellnoa-san. You haven't had a bath since
    you went on your big adventure, have you?
[00:04] Nona
    Here. Let me wash you.
[00:06] Bellnoa
    Don't bother. I can do it myself.
[00:08] Nona
    No, you should let me...
[00:10] Bellnoa
    I know. I'll wash you!
[00:12] Nona
    What? You don't have to! I can do it myself!
[00:16] Bellnoa
    Why didn't you tell me you
    and Haruto were married?
[00:18] Nona
    Huh? I wasn't trying to
    keep it a secret or anything...
[00:21] Bellnoa
    Don't think you can get away from me!
[00:23] Nona
    Wait! Stop! This is just like
    in those thin volumes...
[00:25] Bellnoa
    What are you talking about, "thin volumes"?
SIGN    Bellnoa Lets the Likes of Mountain Bandits Get the Better of Her
[00:27] Nona
    Huh? Um... Well...
[01:54] Haruto
    Wow, Bellnoa! That outfit!
[01:57] Mikoto
    Oh. I made that. I'd heard
    her armor was broken.
SIGN    Episode 6
     "Even in Love, Even in Love"
[02:00] Bellnoa
    I'm sorry, but before I leave
[02:01] Bellnoa
    could you use your skills to create
    different equipment for me?
[02:04] Haruto
    Leave? For where?
[02:05] ---
    Ow!
[02:06] Bellnoa
    My world, of course!
[02:08] Bellnoa
    As a hero, I have a responsibility
    to restore peace to my world.
[02:12] Haruto
    Why don't you take some time here
    to relax? It'd make me happy if you did.
[02:18] Bellnoa
    You really are kind, Haruto...
[02:20] Haruto
    Huh?
[02:21] Bellnoa
    That kindness is painful for me...
[02:25] Mikoto
    I think I'll make some tea.
    Nona, will you help me?
[02:27] Nona
    Huh?
[02:28] Bellnoa
    That's right.
[02:29] Bellnoa
    I'll return to my own world and things
    will go back to how they should be.
[02:33] Haruto
    Bellnoa!
[02:34] Haruto
    Hey, Bellnoa!
[02:34] Haruto
    The next stage is starting!
[02:36] Bellnoa
    Huh? Right!
[02:37] Bellnoa
    I chose based on looks,
    but this bearded man is really strong!
[02:41] Haruto
    The Mayor has power,
    but it leaves him wide open.
[02:43] Haruto
    It's more that you're good at fighting.
[02:45] Bellnoa
    One of the basics of battle
    is never to settle in one place.
[02:48] Bellnoa
    Wait! This is wrong!
[02:50] Bellnoa
    This is wrong! It's too much fun!
[02:52] Bellnoa
    Haruto's world is too much fun and there's
    too much that doesn't need to be done!
[02:55] Haruto
    What's wrong with that?
[02:56] Haruto
    You've lived for so long thinking
    only about your mission.
[02:59] Haruto
    Now, you can stay here with us and
    do all the things that don't need doing.
[03:02] Bellnoa
    But, well... You and Nona are married, right?
[03:06] Haruto
    What about it?
[03:09] Bellnoa
    I didn't know and just did as
    I liked. It's embarrassing...
[03:13] Nona
    Bellnoa-san is in love with Haruto-san?
[03:16] Mikoto
    She's not a hero anymore.
    She's just a girl in love.
[03:19] Nona
    Then, I don't have a chance...
[03:21] Mikoto
    Huh? What are you saying all of a sudden?
[03:23] Nona
    Bellnoa is beautiful
    and she's got a great figure.
[03:25] Nona
    Haruto-san is really nice to Bellnoa-san...
[03:28] Nona
    When they play games together,
[03:29] Nona
    their collaborative play style seem much more
    like a couple than when he plays with me.
[03:32] Nona
    I'll never compare to her!
[03:33] Mikoto
    Huh? Why are you so confident
    in your pessimism?
[03:36] Mikoto
    Don't worry. As his little
    sister I can promise you.
[03:39] Mikoto
    Haruto's number one is you, Nona.
[03:41] Nona
    I see! You're right.
[03:43] Mikoto
    So don't go suddenly asking him things like,
    "Who will you choose, me or Bellnoa-san?"
[03:48] Nona
    All right.
[03:52] Nona
    Haruto-san. Who will you
    choose, me or Bellnoa-san?
[04:00] Nona
    Haruto-san. What are you doing?
[04:02] Haruto
    It-It-It's not what it looks like, Nona!
[04:04] Haruto
    There's a good explanation for— Ow!
[04:06] Haruto
    Ow! Ow! Please stop throwing things!
[04:06] Nona
    Jeez! You pervert!
[04:08] Bellnoa
    Don't misunderstand. I was simply
    having Haruto bring me new armor.
[04:13] Bellnoa
    And with this I see clearly.
[04:14] Bellnoa
    As long as I'm here, I will be a point of
    contention between a married couple.
[04:17] Haruto
    Huh? Why?
[04:19] Haruto
    We can all get along together.
[04:20] Nona
    Haruto-san, you really are kind.
[04:22] Haruto
    It would be easier to just say that
    since Bellnoa-san is just a figurine,
[04:25] Haruto
    there's no reason for her to go back...
[04:27] Nona
    It's how you were with me, too.
[04:29] Nona
    You're kind to everyone.
[04:31] Nona
    I don't like it!
[04:33] Haruto
    Nona! You're throwing things again!
[04:34] Nona
    Haruto-san! You still don't understand?
[04:37] Nona
    Bellnoa-san has fallen
    in love with you, Haruto-san,
[04:39] Nona
    and the person she loves already has a wife.
[04:41] Nona
    It's a soap opera-like world!
[04:45] Bellnoa
    Wha? You little... It's not like that!
[04:47] Bellnoa
    It's... It's not...
[04:48] Nona
    She looks like she's about to take off.
[04:49] Nona
    It's obvious enough that
    even I can understand.
[04:51] Haruto
    I'm a creepy super nerd!
[04:54] Haruto
    There's no way a girl
    would fall in love with me!
[04:55] Mikoto
    Why are you so confident in your pessimism?
[04:58] Nona
    Haruto-san... Then what about me, your wife?
[05:01] Haruto
    Even you, Nona. Don't you
    remember what you said at fist?
[05:04] Haruto
    "I'm an exploration probe built to serve
    humans, so this is what I'd like to do."
[05:08] Haruto
    Meaning it wasn't really
    something you chose, right?
[05:11] Haruto
    Otherwise you wouldn't have...
[05:12] Ozma
    Hey! I don't think that's what
    we're talking about here.
[05:15] Mikoto
    Onii-chan. Putting it that way is a little...
[05:17] Bellnoa
    That's right, Haruto. You shouldn't say that.
[05:19] Nona
    Bellnoa.
[05:21] Bellnoa
    Huh?
[05:22] Nona
    Let's fight. You love fighting.
[05:26] Nona
    We'll fight to see which of us
    can truly win Haruto-san's love.
[05:31] Nona
    He doubts my love.
    It's a vote of no confidence.
[05:34] Ozma
    Are you in parliament or something?
[05:35] Nona
    So I will temporarily relinquish
    my position as wife.
[05:38] Ozma
    Is this a boxing title match?
[05:40] Nona
    If it's like stars exerting gravity
    equally on everything around them...
[05:43] Nona
    If it's like the sun shining
    down over this whole planet...
[05:46] Nona
    If it's the kind of love that is
    bestowed on everyone equally...
[05:49] Nona
    then I don't want it!
[05:50] Nona
    What I want is a one-and-only love!
[05:53] Bellnoa
    Nona...
[05:55] Bellnoa
    All right.
[05:57] Bellnoa
    It seems you and I were
    destined to fight after all.
[06:00] Haruto
    Hey, come on. I'm sorry about
    what I said. I'll take it back, okay?
[06:04] Nona
    I'll ask once more, Haruto-san.
[06:06] Nona
    Me or Bellnoa. Who will you choose?
[06:09] Ozma
    Having a rival is really motivating. Right?
[06:12] Ozma
    Wait. What's with the model magazine?
[06:14] Nona
    I'll never beat Bellnoa.
[06:16] Nona
    So I thought I could ask to be traded in
[06:18] Nona
    and they could use the money
    to start their new life.
[06:20] Nona
    See? Look! You can get quite a bit for me!
[06:23] Nona
    Oh! Without you, Ozma, it's not a
    complete set, so you should come, too!
[06:26] Ozma
    Why would I do that?
[06:27] Nona
    Oh! Oh, no! I have to wake up Haruto-san.
[06:31] Nona
    Haruto-san! Work is about to start!
    You need to hurry, don't you?
[06:37] Bellnoa
    You think you can beat me like that?
[06:39] Nona
    Bellnoa? Where are you?
[06:41] Haruto
    N-Nona...
[06:42] Nona
    Yes?
[06:43] Haruto
    Bellnoa is...
[06:44] Haruto
    sleeping next to me!
[06:48] Haruto
    Look. See, I'm awake already, so—
[06:52] Nona
    Haruto-san, don't move.
[06:54] Nona
    I'll sleep next to you and erase
    Bellnoa's sleeping next to you.
[06:57] Bellnoa
    That's right, Haruto. This is a
    game to see who can take you.
[07:00] Bellnoa
    You have a duty to stay and
    judge whether I've won or not.
[07:04] Nona
    Too bad for you!
    I have a higher resale value!
[07:07] Nona
    Oh, but I wonder about those slim volumes...
[07:09] Bellnoa
    Doing things like using the same
    methods to counteract my moves
[07:12] Bellnoa
    is a violation of the rules
    of battle! I won't have it!
[07:13] Nona
    I don't care about the rules of battle.
[07:15] Nona
    It's barbaric. I scoff at it.
[07:19] Haruto
    Stop fighting in stereo!
[07:21] Bellnoa
    We've reached a stalemate.
[07:23] Nona
    What should my next move be?
[07:25] Bellnoa
    I have to move first.
[07:27] Nona
    But if I don't think carefully...
[07:30] Haruto
    You need this much time to think?
[07:33] Nona
    I know! I...
[07:35] Nona
    I'll kiss Haruto-san on the cheek!
[07:38] Haruto
    What?
[07:38] Nona
    In this situation, thinking of the best
    move I can play, it has to be this!
[07:41] Bellnoa
    What? You! Then, I'll do it, too!
[07:44] Haruto
    What?
[07:48] Bellnoa
    How's that?
[07:49] Nona
    Did that do it?
[07:50] Haruto
    Um... Sorry.
[07:53] Haruto
    To be honest, I'm not sure.
[07:54] Nona & Belloa
    What?
[07:56] Haruto
    Maybe because of the huge difference in size,
[07:58] Haruto
    I honestly couldn't tell
    if you touched me or not.
[07:59] Nona
    It can't be... It was my first time...
[08:02] Nona
    The fact you didn't feel anything is too cruel...
[08:05] Nona
    Haruto-san. You really couldn't tell?
[08:08] Bellnoa
    Haruto?
[08:09] Bellnoa
    I gave you my first time, too.
[08:12] Bellnoa
    Haruto, what's wrong? You don't like this?
[08:15] Bellnoa
    It doesn't look that way to me.
[08:16] Nona
    Haruto-san, your ears are bright red.
[08:18] Nona
    What's wrong? Are you happy about this?
[08:21] Bellnoa
    The way you're all flustered! I know
    what it means! Unfortunately for you!
[08:24] Haruto
    Wait! W-Wait!
[08:24] Nona
    I see... Haruto-san, you're
    so innocent. It's adorable!
[08:30] Bellnoa
    Haruto is...
[08:30] Nona
    Haruto-san is...
[08:30] Nona & Belloa
    vulnerable to whispers!
SIGN    Vulnerable to Whispers
[08:32] Haruto
    Both of you! I know you want to win,
    but aren't you embarrassed?
[08:36] Bellnoa
    It's true I'd rather not speak
    in this sickly sweet manner.
[08:40] Bellnoa
    But if it will help me win, I'll use any means!
[08:43] Nona
    And I'm simply taking into account
    what will have the greatest effect.
[08:46] Nona
    I have no other motives.
SIGN    Please put on headphones or earphones and enjoy.
[08:50] Bellnoa
    That's why... Haruto... I love you.
[08:54] Nona
    H-Haruto-san... I love you.
[08:58] Bellnoa
    Do you like it? These sighs of love...
[09:00] Nona
    You're so amazing... I love you.
[09:03] Bellnoa
    I'm telling you I love you, Haruto.
[09:05] Nona
    Haruto-san, you're so cute.
[09:08] Bellnoa
    You are adorable, Haruto.
[09:10] Nona
    Haruto-san.
[09:11] Bellnoa
    Haruto.
[09:12] Nona
    Haruto-san!
[09:13] Bellnoa
    Ha-ru-to.
[09:17] Bellnoa
    With Haruto like this,
    there's no way to decide our match.
[09:19] Nona
    True. Let's call it a tie.
SIGN    Thank you for playing
[09:25] Ozma
    Hey. Don't you have work?
[09:34] Bellnoa
    Haruto! Hurry up and make it clear
    whether you pick me or Nona!
[09:38] Haruto
    I was hoping you'd just let it go soon.
[09:42] Nona
    Oh. Here you go.
[09:43] Haruto
    Thank you.
[09:45] Nona
    Oh, right! What about...
[09:47] Haruto
    Don't worry. I know.
[09:49] Nona
    Oh, good!
[09:50] Bellnoa
    Stop!
[09:51] Bellnoa
    Nona! How did you know what Haruto wanted?
[09:54] Nona
    Well, Haruto-san asked me
    to pass him the remote.
[09:57] Bellnoa
    No, he didn't!
[09:58] Bellnoa
    And Haruto. What is it that you "know"?
[10:00] Haruto
    I said I know that the show Nona wanted
    to record is airing at a different time.
[10:06] Nona
    Oh! Haruto-san!
[10:08] Haruto
    Is there something else?
[10:08] Nona
    We're out.
[10:10] Haruto
    Okay. I'll be right back.
[10:12] Nona
    Come back soon!
[10:17] Bellnoa
    What were you talking about just now?
[10:18] Nona
    The supermarket is closing soon,
[10:20] Nona
    so I asked him if he'd go buy some trash bags.
[10:24] Bellnoa
    What kind of magic was that?
[10:26] Ozma
    It's not magic! It's the time
    they've spent living together.
[10:31] Bellnoa
    They really are a married couple.
[10:33] Ozma
    But, you know, after making
    all that fuss about going back,
[10:36] Ozma
    why did you change your mind like this?
[10:38] Bellnoa
    I had no choice!
[10:39] Bellnoa
    After being challenged,
    I couldn't just back down...
[10:42] Ozma
    Challenged, huh?
[10:43] Bellnoa
    Plus, Haruto said those things to Nona...
[10:46] Bellnoa
    And then he just casually
    tried to take it back.
[10:48] Bellnoa
    I couldn't forgive him for talking like that!
[10:50] Ozma
    How can I put this? You're pretty mixed up.
[10:53] Bellnoa
    You may be right.
[10:55] Bellnoa
    But it's strange...
[10:57] Bellnoa
    I've started thinking I might want
    to stay here a little longer
[10:59] Bellnoa
    and do things that don't need to be done.
[11:02] Ozma
    Why not? You can just
    chalk it up to experience.
[11:05] Bellnoa
    Indeed.
[11:06] Bellnoa
    And one day, I'll make him see me!

Season 1

E7 - Keep the Secret a Secret

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SIGN    Episode 7
     "Keep the Secret a Secret"
[01:21] Bellnoa
    This says this superhuman can
    achieve a power level of 10,000,000!
[01:24] Nona
    This says my attack level is 530,000!
[01:26] Haruto
    What? You're already nearby?
[01:28] Haruto
    You could have warned me, Kanmuri Seijirou!
[01:31] Haruto
    Nona, Bellnoa! Stop looking
    at the manga and hide!
[01:34] Seijirou
    Hey.
[01:39] Haruto
    K-Kanmuri!
[01:40] Haruto
    How did you...
[01:43] Kanmuri
    How, you ask?
[01:49] Kusabi
    Like this! That's how!
[01:51] Haruto
    I-It can't be.
[01:52] Haruto
    The third moving figurine, Kusabi-chan,
    belongs to you, Kanmuri?
[01:57] Seijirou
    Bouida.
[01:58] Seijirou
    We live in a country that's top class
    in its otaku culture and hobbies,
[02:02] Seijirou
    where we can enjoy ourselves to the fullest.
[02:04] Seijirou
    We might even be happier
    than any civilization or culture
[02:08] Seijirou
    to have lived on this Earth.
[02:11] Haruto
    You might be right.
[02:13] Seijirou
    It's time to pay it forward!
[02:15] Seijirou
    To leave this place even more wonderful
    for future generations of otaku
[02:18] Seijirou
    we must unravel the mystery
    of the moving figurines!
[02:21] Seijirou
    Don't you agree?
[02:23] Haruto
    I have never been prouder than I am
    today to call a man like you my friend!
[02:28] Seijirou
    Bouida! Then you will...
[02:29] Haruto
    Though I won't be helping you! You can do it!
[02:32] Seijirou
    You bastard!
[02:34] Seijirou
    As I thought, it's on the move...
[02:37] Seijirou
    I've brought you a little present, Bouida.
[02:39] Seijirou
    Whether you help me or not,
    the experiment has already begun.
[02:44] Seijirou
    This mysterious phenomenon
    where figurines of beautiful girls
[02:46] Seijirou
    begin to move on their own...
[02:48] Seijirou
    Super Mobile Girls!
[02:50] Seijirou
    That is what I have decided to call them!
[02:53] Haruto
    You what? That's so embarrassing!
[02:55] Nona
    A fourth moving figurine.
[02:57] Ozma
    Data analysis complete!
[03:00] Ozma
    Her name is Amanohara Subaru.
[03:02] Ozma
    She's a character from Striking Fist 3,
    a one-on-one fighting game.
[03:06] Bellnoa
    Fighting...
[03:08] Bellnoa
    Is she strong?
[03:09] Ozma
    Yeah. Apparently, she was super strong.
[03:11] Ozma
    Because her performance
    stats were so overpowered,
[03:14] Ozma
    there were some places that banned her use.
[03:16] Bellnoa
    Hey! Apparently, you're really strong!
[03:18] Nona
    Bellnoa's so fast!
[03:20] Subaru
    Could this be... a competition?
[03:23] Bellnoa
    That's right. A competition.
[03:24] Bellnoa
    You look like a martial arts type.
[03:26] Bellnoa
    I'll do this without my sword or magic!
[03:29] Nona
    Wait, Bellnoa! You're moving too fast!
[03:31] Bellnoa
    Fear not. We're fighting so that
    we can better understand each other.
[03:35] Bellnoa
    That's the how the power of friendship begins!
[03:38] Ozma
    And there it is!
[03:39] Ozma
    The influence of the manga
    she was just reading!
[03:41] Bellnoa
    Let's go!
[03:42] Bellnoa
    Leg Laria—
[03:47] Nona
    Huh? What's happening...
[03:48] Haruto
    Ate-mi-Nage!
[03:49] Haruto
    She redirects her opponent's attack
    and uses it to throw them.
[03:52] Haruto
    It's one of Subaru's signature moves!
[03:53] Bellnoa
    Not bad. Now, it's my turn!
[03:57] Nona
    What's that?
[03:58] Haruto
    An Average Punch!
[03:59] Bellnoa
    You...
[04:00] Bellnoa
    Ow!
[04:01] Kusabi
    And that?
[04:02] Haruto
    An Average Kick!
[04:03] Nona
    Those punches and kicks don't
    seem very powerful, so why...
[04:06] Ozma
    Well...
[04:06] Haruto
    It's because she's strong on the zones!
[04:09] Haruto
    In fighting games, the moves
    of each of the characters
SIGN    Attack Zone
SIGN    Vulnerable Zone
[04:11] Haruto
    have attack zones and vulnerable zones, but...
[04:13] Haruto
    Subaru's attack zone is
    much bigger than it looks.
[04:16] Haruto
    And, for some reason, her hands
    and fingers have no vulnerable zone.
[04:19] Haruto
    All of which is why she can completely
    evade her opponent's attacks!
[04:22] Nona
    I see!
[04:24] Bellnoa
    I won't hold back anymore!
[04:26] Bellnoa
    Take this!
[04:27] Haruto
    That's enough, Bellnoa!
[04:30] Haruto
    If you fight with the combined power
    of your sword and magic, as a hero,
[04:32] Haruto
    there is no one who can beat you!
[04:35] Haruto
    It won't be a competition anymore.
[04:37] Bellnoa
    Y-You're right, Haruto. Sorry.
[04:40] Kusabi
    Oh, and there goes Haruto!
[04:42] Kusabi
    He may not know a girl's heart, but
    he's good at appealing to a hero's heart!
[04:46] Haruto
    A new moving figurine.
[04:47] Haruto
    Amanohara Subaru. Seriously?
[04:49] Seijirou
    What do you think, Bouida?
    Has it served to rouse your curiosity?
[04:54] Haruto
    Oh, that's right. You were here.
[04:55] Seijirou
    Yes, I was!
[04:56] Seijirou
    And I'm not the type that can just jump in
[04:58] Seijirou
    when everyone is saying, "Wow!"
    and having a good time!
[05:00] Seijirou
    That aside, what do you think?
     Don't you want to see what comes next?
[05:04] Seijirou
    If you'll help, I'm sure we can unravel
    the mystery of the Super Mobile Girls.
[05:10] Haruto
    Kanmuri.
[05:11] Haruto
    There's only one thing
    I can say to you right now.
[05:14] Haruto
    I wanted this figurine, but they
    didn't make many, so I gave up.
[05:19] Haruto
    Are you really giving it to me?
[05:20] Seijirou
    I never said I'd give her to you!
[05:22] Nona
    You wanted her?
[05:23] Haruto
    Gulp!
[05:24] Nona
    Haruto-san, you weren't planning
    to cheat on me with her, too, right?
[05:27] Haruto
    U-Um...
[05:28] Bellnoa
    Hey. She's gone.
[05:30] Ozma
    You're right! When did that happen?
[05:32] Haruto
    Where is she? Come out, my Subaru-san!
[05:34] Nona
    Hey! What did you just say?
[05:36] Kusabi
    She's small, so if she hides,
    it'll be super hard to find her.
[05:39] Haruto
    Then it's time for Operation Tempt Her
    from the Celestial Cave.
[05:43] Haruto
    Amanohara Subaru is a master
    of ancient Japanese martial arts,
[05:45] Haruto
    but she's basically just a regular
    human high school girl.
[05:48] Haruto
    She must still be somewhere in this apartment.
[05:50] Ozma
    Even if she is, why are we
    playing a board game?
[05:53] Haruto
    If we look like we're having fun playing
    this game, I'm sure she'll come out.
[05:57] Haruto
    Why? Because Amanohara Subaru...
[05:59] Haruto
    is an otaku!
[06:01] Subaru
    He just said my name.
[06:03] Subaru
    Now that I think about it, what is
    this place? Who are those giants?
[06:07] Subaru
    If things were going to turn out this way,
[06:08] Subaru
    I should've immersed myself in my
    otaku hobbies instead of fighting.
[06:11] Subaru
    I could have read all the hidden treasures
    from the back of my bookshelf...
[06:14] Subaru
    If only I'd binge watched anime
    from first thing in the morning,
[06:16] Subaru
    spent the whole night playing
    through games over and over,
[06:18] Subaru
    and lived the wonderful
    life of the socially crippled!
[06:20] Kusabi
    Nona, aren't you going to play the game?
[06:22] Nona
    I am not.
[06:25] Subaru
    The steam! I'm getting all damp!
[06:29] Subaru
    Hey, stop it!
[06:30] Subaru
    What's with this machine? It's like a trap
    built to produce fan service scenes!
[06:33] Subaru
    In this situation, if I'd been wearing a skirt,
    a pantie-flash would have been inevitable!
[06:36] Subaru
    I'm sorry I'm wearing a hakama
[06:37] Subaru
    so the only fan service you'll get
    is the zone right above my knees!
[06:39] Subaru
    But I understand. I understand that
    burning feeling that comes from a glimpse!
[06:42] Subaru
    A glimpse of navel, the outline of a nipple,
[06:44] Subaru
    can be precursors to love
    that transcends gender!
[06:45] Subaru
    I understand! I do!
[06:47] Subaru
    I understand, so please turn it off!
[06:53] Subaru
    Thinking about it calmly,
[06:55] Subaru
    maybe it isn't that everything around me
    is big. Maybe it's that I'm small?
[06:59] Nona
    That's a very good guess.
[07:01] Nona
    You're right. It's that we're small.
    That much is correct.
[07:08] Nona
    What should I do?
[07:09] Nona
    Should I just tell her?
[07:11] Nona
    Tell her that she's just a moving
    1/6 scale figurine of a pretty girl,
[07:14] Nona
    that she's a fictional character?
[07:17] Subaru
    Um... Could it be that I'm a 1/6 scale figurine?
[07:21] Nona
    Yes. Though I'm sure
    it's difficult to believe.
[07:26] Nona
    What?!
[07:27] Subaru
    I thought so!
[07:29] Subaru
    This is just about the right size for that.
[07:31] Subaru
    And I feel like I was in that
    kind of box to start with.
[07:34] Subaru
    At the time, there was something crackly
    that had the feel of a blister pack...
[07:37] Subaru
    Then there's the faint smell of plasticizer
    and paint coming from my whole body.
[07:41] Subaru
    And the decisive evidence is...
[07:43] Subaru
    See? I knew it!
[07:45] Subaru
    Earlier when this flew up, I caught a glimpse.
[07:48] Nona
    What? What? Where...
[07:49] Subaru
    You're probably fine.
[07:51] Subaru
    They don't usually do that
    to the main body of a figurine.
[07:54] Subaru
    It's usually on the stand.
[07:55] Subaru
    Which means my hakama was made as a
    separate piece that's meant to be removable.
[08:00] Subaru
    That's so sexy.
[08:02] Subaru
    Now that I think about it, what kind of
    underwear am I supposed to be wearing?
[08:04] Subaru
    Since I'm a figurine, I hope they
    put effort into getting that right.
[08:07] Subaru
    The standard is white,
[08:08] Subaru
    but since I'm a fighter, maybe
    sporty types or something?
[08:10] Subaru
    Oh! And I can't rule out the
    possibility of gym shorts.
[08:13] Subaru
    In the spirit of discovering the
    truth, I shall take everything off!
[08:15] Subaru
    But that should really be done in private!
[08:18] Nona
    Uh... Um...
[08:19] Subaru
    Are you an android?
[08:21] Nona
    Well... Yes.
[08:22] Subaru
    That's awesome! So sexy! And seriously cool!
[08:24] Subaru
    How much of that can you take off?
[08:26] Subaru
    Showing mech-girls in any kind of
    indecent situation is super rare, but...
[08:29] Subaru
    could it be that you're set up to
    make that dream come true?
[08:32] Nona
    What? Um...
[08:33] Nona
    Stop it!
[08:36] Subaru
    I'd like to formally introduce myself to you.
[08:38] Subaru
    I am the inheritor of the Shinkuu
    Amanohara-style Jujitsu, Amanohara Subaru.
[08:44] Subaru
    That is the back story of my
    character in a fighting game...
[08:46] Subaru
    And I'm a 1/6 scale figurine of her... I think.
[08:50] Ozma
    It's amazing she realizes
    all that right from the start.
[08:52] Haruto
    There isn't much left to say!
[08:54] Haruto
    It makes everything easier!
[08:55] Haruto
    Um... I'm Bouida Haruto.
[08:57] Haruto
    I'm a big fan of yours, and of your game!
[09:00] Haruto
    Please feel free to relax and treat
    this place as if it was your home.
[09:03] Haruto
    We have tons of manga, games, and anime!
[09:06] Haruto
    I'll pick out some I'm sure you'll like!
[09:08] Ozma
    I've been wondering...
[09:10] Ozma
    All of us moving figurines seem
    to be made by Takasago-ya.
[09:14] Nona
    Takasago-ya?
[09:16] Ozma
    A minor model making company
[09:17] Ozma
    that's been creating one super
    niche figurine after another.
[09:23] Nona
    Subaru-san, you're amazing!
[09:24] Nona
    Or rather, what's this all of a sudden?
[09:26] Subaru
    This person is a fan of mine
    and of my game. Which means...
[09:31] Subaru
    He knows all of my character
    back story and stats
[09:34] Subaru
    including my super private secrets?
[09:36] Haruto
    It's true. I know everything.
[09:38] Haruto
    Starting with Subaru-san's
    individual character stats...
[09:41] Haruto
    Height, 154 cm. Weight, 46 kg.
[09:44] Haruto
    Sizes from the top, 78, 56, 82.
[09:48] Haruto
    And I know the depths of the otaku interests
    you never want anyone to find out about.
[09:52] Subaru
    I knew it!
[09:54] Subaru
    All of my full-on otaku
    interests exposed! In detail!
[09:57] Subaru
    And, of all things, to a man!
[09:59] Subaru
    I could die.
[10:00] Subaru
    My life meter has dropped
    way beyond zero! It's overkill!
[10:03] Subaru
    If God exists, he must be a super sadist!
[10:05] Nona
    Wha— What?
[10:06] Haruto
    Wait!
[10:09] Haruto
    Please read that.
[10:11] Haruto
    Don't let Nona or the others see it.
[10:14] Subaru
    What is it? A letter?
[10:17] Subaru
    What is this? Really? There's
    something seriously wrong with you!
[10:20] Subaru
    This is ridiculous. In a way, I respect you.
[10:22] Subaru
    Are you sure you want me knowing all this?
[10:26] Subaru
    You're the only one I'm telling
    the depths of my otaku interests.
[10:31] Haruto
    If other people found out, I might die.
[10:34] Haruto
    So...
[10:38] Subaru
    I understand.
[10:38] Subaru
    We won't tell anyone. Either of us. Right?
[10:42] Ozma
    I see. An exchange of secrets.
[10:44] Nona
    How wonderful!
[10:46] Nona
    By the way, Haruto-san,
[10:48] Nona
    as your wife, I feel I have the right
    to know those depths, as well!
[10:55] Kusabi
    We've arrived at the office!
[10:57] Kusabi
    I'm really handy to have around, right?
[11:00] Kusabi
    You should be grateful, Seijirou!
[11:01] Kusabi
    Or rather, Mr. Company President.
SIGN    Molding Memories and the Future

Season 1

E8 - Striking Fist

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[01:21] Ozma
    Striking Fist 3!
SIGN    Episode 8
     "Striking Fist"
[01:23] Ozma
    So this is the game Subarucchi is from.
[01:26] Subaru
    Having it in front of me like this
    really makes my head spin.
[01:34] Nona
    She's really cute, isn't she?
[01:36] Ozma
    Oh, Rindo, right?
[01:37] Ozma
    She's the game's signature
    character, an unwavering heroine.
[01:41] Bellnoa
    By the way, where's Haruto?
[01:42] Nona
    Haruto-san's gone to see Kanmuri-san.
[01:46] Seijirou
    Hello, my Super Mobile Girls.
[01:49] Nona
    Huh?
[01:50] Seijirou
    I, Kanmuri Seijirou, have acquired
    the personage of Bouida Haruto.
[01:54] Nona
    Haruto-san! Why are you dressed like that?
[01:56] Ozma
    I-It looks terrible on you!
[01:58] Seijirou
    He is just like a captured princess.
[02:00] Seijirou
    If you want him back, then come!
[02:02] Seijirou
    Just the three of you!
[02:04] Kusabi
    And so, I'll be showing you the way!
[02:09] Girls
    Huh?
[02:12] Subaru
    This is... the Australia
    stage from Striking Fist 3.
[02:17] Subaru
    Why? How?
[02:19] Seijirou
    It seems an error has occurred.
[02:22] Seijirou
    After all, though you're a
    character from this game,
[02:24] Seijirou
    you were wearing weird, unofficial clothing.
[02:28] Nona
    Haruto-san!
[02:29] Bellnoa
    Haruto!
[02:30] Seijirou
    Welcome, my friends.
[02:32] Seijirou
    If you three challenge three fighters
    from this world and win two out of three,
[02:37] Seijirou
    I will return Bouida to you.
[02:39] Nona
    It can't be! Even if it's to save
    Haruto-san, fighting is just...
[02:43] Bellnoa
    No. Now that it's come to this,
    all we can do is fight.
[02:46] Seijirou
    By the way, if you lose, you'll
    become my research samples.
[02:50] Kusabi
    And the first fighter is...
[02:52] Kusabi
    Could it be! Could it be!
[02:54] Kusabi
    Striking Fist 3's hidden boss! KarateMao!
[02:59] Kusabi
    Each fight is just one round! Okay?
[03:01] Kusabi
    Ready... Fight!
[03:09] Subaru
    Bellnoa! KarateMao reacts
    super quickly! Be careful!
[03:13] Subaru
    Also, he doesn't have many moves, but
    somehow his techniques are a lot like mine!
[03:17] Bellnoa
    Fear not.
[03:18] Bellnoa
    While I have lived in Haruto's world, I have
    learned a more flexible way of thinking.
[03:22] Bellnoa
    It shall be a new sword in my arsenal!
[03:29] Subaru
    That's...
[03:30] Subaru
    She's floating where he can't reach her
[03:32] Subaru
    and casting a whole bunch
    of stat boosters on herself.
[03:35] Subaru
    That's so childish.
[03:37] Nona
    So pretty! Maybe she can win this way!
[03:40] Kusabi
    And that's it! Time's up!
[03:43] Bellnoa
    What?
[03:45] Kusabi
    Bellnoa loses on points.
[03:47] Nona
    She was shining so much and she still lost.
[03:50] Subaru
    She used up too much time casting magic.
[03:53] Bellnoa
    My match ends like this?
[03:56] Kusabi
    And the next fighter is...
[04:02] Kusabi
    From Dragulious Saga 4,
     the Demon Dragon King!
[04:08] Kusabi
    Ready... Fight!
[04:10] Nona
    S-Stay away!
[04:12] Haruto
    Kanmuri! Stop this fight!
[04:16] Seijirou
    If you say you'll help me research
    the moving figurines, then...
[04:20] Haruto
    Ask for something else.
[04:24] Nona
    It can't be... He hasn't taken any damage...
[04:28] RyuuMao
    It has been a long time since anyone was
    reckless enough to challenge me head-on.
[04:34] RyuuMao
    I really like you!
[04:38] RyuuMao
    Girl. You will marry me!
[04:41] Girls
    Huh?
[04:42] RyuuMao
    I've been wanting a bride!
    It was worth coming here!
[04:45] RyuuMao
    Your nobility! Your beauty! You're blonde!
[04:46] RyuuMao
    You are the very embodiment of
    a heroine! I just can't get enough!
[04:49] Nona
    I thought you came here to fight, didn't you?
[04:52] Nona
    Ow!
[04:55] RyuuMao
    Yes, a heroine should have
    blonde hair, not black!
[04:58] Subaru
    Oh no! Nona!
[05:08] Subaru
    Is that...
[05:09] Shadow Nona
    Saying that blonde is better than
    black hair. I cannot forgive that.
[05:12] Shadow Nona
    Revise your words.
[05:13] Subaru
    That's the problem?
[05:15] RyuuMao
    Seeing beauty such as yours...
[05:18] RyuuMao
    Black hair is the best!
[05:20] Shadow Nona
    Very good. I will permit the marriage.
[05:22] Subaru
    Seriously?
[05:24] Nona
    Why would it turn out that way?
[05:26] Shadow Nona
    This is a good opportunity for us
    as "girl shaped space probes"
[05:30] Shadow Nona
    to fulfill our original mission.
[05:32] Shadow Nona
    Life-forms able to construct
    advanced civilizations
[05:34] Shadow Nona
    have a high probability
    of being humanoid in form.
[05:36] Shadow Nona
    And, generally, the threat
    comes from the males.
[05:39] Shadow Nona
    In female form, we can inspire feelings
    of affection and a protective instinct.
[05:44] RyuuMao
    Now, we must prepare
    for the wedding ceremony.
[05:47] RyuuMao
    Huh? Blonde?
[05:48] RyuuMao
    Well, that's good, too.
[05:50] Nona
    I don't want to! I can't get married!
[05:52] Nona
    I already have...
[05:54] Haruto
    Nona!
[05:56] Nona
    Haruto-san!
[05:57] Haruto
    Input code 0092!
[06:02] RyuuMao
    Huh?
[06:04] System
    Code accepted. Nona 2 activated.
[06:06] System
    Champion system unlocked.
[06:11] Nona
    Haruto-san. What is this?
[06:13] Haruto
    Use that and hurry up and beat
    the Demon Dragon King!
[06:16] Nona
    I beat him already!
[06:18] Haruto
    What?
[06:20] Bellnoa
    Nona won!
[06:25] Bellnoa
    Are you all right?
[06:27] Subaru
    It looks like she's just sleeping.
[06:31] Subaru
    Her costume...
[06:33] Kusabi
    And now, finally, the third challenger!
[06:38] Subaru
    Rindo!
[06:40] Kusabi
    Ready... Fight!
[06:44] Nona
    I slept really well! Oh!
[06:46] Nona
    That's right! The match!
[06:50] Subaru
    The body is the path. Along the path
    travels the strength of the heart...
[06:53] Subaru
    This is the Amanohara-style's special...
[06:55] Subaru
    Divine Power Blast!
[06:57] ---
    Guard.
[06:58] Rindo
    Cancel. Spirit Attack.
[07:03] Rindo
    Cancel. Hyper Spirit Attack.
[07:07] Rindo
    I am an assassin.
[07:10] Rindo
    Since I was small, I've had assassination
    techniques drilled into me.
[07:12] Rindo
    I was raised knowing nothing
    of play or friends or love.
[07:16] Rindo
    However...
[07:17] Rindo
    If I obliterate the Amanohara-style,
[07:19] Rindo
    the organization has promised
    they will release me from this path.
[07:23] Rindo
    That is the ending I wish for.
[07:26] Nona
    Wait, Rindo-san!
[07:28] Nona
    Is there something you want
    to do once you're free?
[07:32] Rindo
    Excellent question.
[07:33] Rindo
    I want...
[07:35] Rindo
    to become an idol!
[07:36] Rindo
    Under the brilliant lights,
[07:38] Rindo
    I will become an idol who will bring
    all the men in this world to their knees!
[07:42] Nona
    Huh?
[07:43] Rindo
    But I can't seem to become an idol!
[07:45] Rindo
    And no matter how many
    times I think I defeat you,
[07:47] Rindo
    for some reason you're there
    in the sequel, still sneakily alive.
[07:50] Rindo
    You!
[07:52] Rindo
    At this point, I detest you
    on a personal level!
[07:54] Subaru
    Why? None of that is my fault!
[07:57] Rindo
    Take this!
[08:02] Rindo
    KarateMao?
[08:04] KarateMao
    If you will target the Amanohara...
[08:07] KarateMao
    then I will reveal myself!
[08:10] KarateMao
    I am also an Amanohara.
[08:12] KarateMao
    Amanohara Kaimon!
[08:14] KarateMao
    Subaru's father!
[08:15] Subaru
    Oh! That's why our moves seemed similar.
[08:18] KarateMao
    Just a moment, my daughter.
[08:20] KarateMao
    Could you feel a little moved, please?
[08:22] Haruto
    I'm begging you! Send Nona
    and the others back ho—
[08:27] Subaru
    Oh, Haruto-kun. Sorry about that.
[08:29] Haruto
    Subaru-san! You're covered in wounds!
[08:32] Haruto
    How dare you do that to my
    Subaru-san?! Who was it?
[08:35] Subaru
    Um...
[08:36] Rindo
    It was me.
[08:38] Haruto
    You, was it?
[08:39] Haruto
    Wait.
[08:41] Haruto
    Rindo-san! The eternal idol
    who holds all gamers in her thrall!
[08:44] Haruto
    Rindo-san! Right?
[08:46] Rindo
    What?
[08:46] Rindo
    Me? An idol?
[08:48] KarateMao
    Open your heart!
[08:50] KarateMao
    That is the secret of the
    Shinkuu Amanohara-style.
[08:53] Subaru
    So you say, but I can't do it
    the way you do, father...
[08:57] Subaru
    or rather, I don't really want to...
[08:58] KarateMao
    I have no choice.
[08:59] KarateMao
    You there, the group of young men.
[09:03] KarateMao
    Try looking this way.
SIGN    Morning Ennui
[09:04] Subaru
    Father, those are...
[09:07] KarateMao
    Boom.
[09:08] Subaru
    Stop it!
[09:12] KarateMao
    These are all things my daughter drew.
    The rumored "slim volumes."
[09:15] KarateMao
    The genre is boys' love!
[09:17] KarateMao
    Stories where boys love boys!
[09:20] KarateMao
    Now I have revealed Subaru's
    secret interests! Boom!
[09:21] Subaru
    Y-You're too cruel...
[09:25] KarateMao
    That feeling will become your power!
[09:28] Seijirou
    What are you trying to say about these?
[09:32] Seijirou
    As far as otaku girls go,
    this is pretty average these days.
[09:34] Seijirou
    Right?
[09:35] Seijirou
    Hey, Bouida! What are you doing?
[09:40] Haruto
    F-Father. Where otaku
    interests are concerned...
[09:43] Haruto
    having them be so embarrassing you
    want to hide them is the perfect level.
[09:46] Haruto
    The fact that Subaru-san wants
    to preserve her modest image
[09:48] Haruto
    makes her, in her own way, the true
    epitome of Japanese womanhood!
[09:50] Subaru
    Haruto-kun...
[09:52] Subaru
    Somehow that sounds... sort of sexy...
[09:56] KarateMao
    Hey, glasses man.
[09:59] KarateMao
    You have no right to call me "Father"!
[10:03] KarateMao
    Now that it's come to this,
    you'll all go down together!
[10:06] KarateMao
    Starting now, I will read every single
    line of those slim books aloud!
[10:10] Rindo
    If you're going to stop him, I'll help you.
[10:12] Subaru
    Rindo!
[10:13] Rindo
    I will not forgive anyone who sullies
    a girl's dreams and freedom.
[10:17] Rindo
    Come! Let's go!
[10:19] Rindo
    Hyper Spirit Attack!
[10:21] Subaru
    Divine Power Blast!
[10:26] KarateMao
    It's no use. None at all.
[10:28] KarateMao
    As long as you refuse to open
    the depths of your hearts...
[10:30] KarateMao
    there will be no victory for you!
[10:34] Subaru
    Haruto-kun!
[10:36] Haruto
    Huh?
[10:37] Subaru
    I've been thinking this for a little while...
[10:40] Subaru
    A couple made of otaku would be
    able to understand each other
[10:43] Subaru
    and move forward in a lot of ways.
[10:45] Subaru
    So! What would you think of someone like me?
[10:47] Haruto
    What?!
[10:51] KarateMao
    I see! Subaru!
[10:53] KarateMao
    While I wasn't looking, you've grown so much!
[10:57] KarateMao
    Except for your bosom.
[11:01] Subaru
    Now, Haruto-kun! Let's go home together!
[11:04] Bellnoa
    She confessed her feelings, didn't she?
[11:05] Nona
    She confessed her feelings.
[11:07] Ozma
    Haruto's probably gonna get K.O.ed next!

Season 1

E9 - Love You Till I Die, Love Even Your Lies

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[00:00] Subaru
    Haruto-kun, Haruto-kun.
[00:02] Subaru
    What are you doing?
[00:04] Haruto
    Now, now. Just watch.
[00:07] Haruto
    With this, it's done!
[00:08] ---
    Mika
[00:09] Subaru
    What's this?
[00:10] Subaru
    They're just like headphones!
SIGN    Begin process by cutting here
[00:12] Subaru
    Haruto-kun, you're too
    awesome! You're a genius!
SIGN    Insert
[00:15] Haruto
    No problem! For you,
    Subaru-san, this is nothing!
[00:17] Bellnoa
    Haruto, I want to start
    playing the next game, but...
[00:20] Haruto
    Of course. Pick whichever one you'd like.
[00:23] Haruto
    If you're looking for something with
    strong enemies, it would be this or this.
[00:27] Bellnoa
    That's a great help.
[00:28] Bellnoa
    Thanks for always doing
    things like this, Haruto.
[00:30] Haruto
    No problem! For you,
    Bellnoa, this is nothing!
[00:33] Nona
    Honestly!
[00:34] Nona
    I'm his wife, but he's going
    all gooey over them!
[00:37] Ozma
    He does all kinds of stuff
    for you, too, right?
[00:40] Ozma
    Like he made you a bed.
[00:43] Nona
    Yes, but...
[00:45] Ozma
    Nona's 26 Secrets: number 18.
[00:48] Ozma
    She sleeps in the refrigerator vegetable bin.
[00:50] Ozma
    The conditions resemble her female
    form space probe sleeping capsule,
[00:53] Ozma
    so she finds it super comfortable!
[00:54] Bellnoa
    But is it really okay for me,
    a hero, to just play all the time?
[00:58] Subaru
    Now, now.
[01:00] Subaru
    As long as we're having fun like this,
[01:01] Subaru
    what's it gonna hurt to stay in this
    world and just keep playing forever?
[01:04] Nona
    Forever...
[01:05] Nona
    Forever?
[01:07] Ozma
    In this manner, Nona and the
    other Super Mobile Girls
[01:09] Ozma
    continue to enjoy experiencing a life full
    of otaku hobbies with otaku Bouida Haruto.
[01:15] Ozma
    And now the story begins a new stage!
[02:40] Haruto
    Oh, it's so moving.
[02:44] Nona
    Haruto-san. You cleared this
    game yesterday, didn't you?
SIGN    Episode 8
     "Love You Till I Die, Love Even Your Lies"
[02:47] Haruto
    Did I? I seem to forget things lately.
[02:52] Haruto
    But thanks to that, I can re-experience
    masterworks over and over.
[02:55] Haruto
    It's nice.
[02:58] Haruto
    Oh, it's so moving!
[03:01] Nona
    You watched that anime
    this morning, didn't you?
[03:04] Nona
    I'm recording all of this season's anime!
[03:06] Haruto
    Thanks for always doing things like this.
[03:09] Nona
    You're amazing, Haruto-san,
[03:10] Nona
    staying an otaku even
    though you've grown so old.
[03:14] Haruto
    I'll enjoy being an otaku
    until my very last moments.
[03:17] Haruto
    It's truly a life without regret.
[03:20] Haruto
    After all, thanks to these interests,
    I was able to meet you.
[03:24] Haruto
    Nona, in all my life, you are the
    heroine I've loved the most.
[03:28] Nona
    Well, as long as you're happy,
    Haruto-san, I don't mind...
[03:32] Haruto
    Oh!
[03:33] Haruto
    This new anime's heroine is super cute!
[03:35] Nona
    Honestly!
[03:36] Nona
    Are you still planning on exploring
    the frontiers of cheating at your age?
[03:42] Nona
    Haruto-san?
[03:44] Nona
    Haruto-san!
[03:51] Haruto
    Special edition gacha Rue is awesome!
[03:54] Haruto
    I must pull!
[03:58] Haruto
    Cold! Cold!
[03:59] Haruto
    Wait...
[04:02] Haruto
    Nona?
[04:04] Subaru
    I see. The person she loves ages and dies.
[04:08] Subaru
    That's a very mecha girl sort of dream she had.
[04:12] Subaru
    She's got such a sophisticated system!
[04:14] Bellnoa
    He said he was going to cheer her up,
    but I wonder where Haruto took her.
[04:19] Subaru
    Well, let's just leave Nona to
    Haruto-kun and watch some anime!
[04:23] Bellnoa
    Indeed.
[04:24] Ozma
    You guys sure are carefree.
[04:26] Ozma
    Even though those two went on a date.
[04:29] Bellnoa
    I don't mind. This time,
    there's nothing else to be done.
[04:32] Subaru
    Not when Nona was like that.
[04:34] Ozma
    I see... Thanks.
[04:45] Haruto
    Oh, man. That really got me.
[04:47] Haruto
    I haven't been on a roller coaster,
[04:49] Haruto
    no, to an amusement park,
    since elementary school...
[04:53] Haruto
    Come on. Feel better!
[04:55] Haruto
    It's true it was a scary dream, but
[04:57] Haruto
    if I really manage to enjoy being an otaku
    until I'm as old as I was in your dream,
[05:01] Haruto
    it'll be a life with no regrets!
[05:04] Nona
    Haruto-san...
[05:05] Haruto
    Huh?
[05:06] Nona
    You said the same thing in my dream...
[05:08] Haruto
    Huh? Did I?
[05:10] Haruto
    S-Sorry! I, uh...
[05:13] Haruto
    Let's forget about the dream.
    Is there something you want to ride next?
[05:17] Nona
    The Ferris wheel.
[05:18] Haruto
    But of course!
[05:19] Nona
    And I'd like an ice cream cone...
[05:21] Haruto
    My pleasure!
[05:23] Haruto
    Excuse me! Can I get one ice cream cone?
[05:27] Ozma
    Huh? Where are Nona and Haruto?
[05:30] Subaru
    It seems Nona's still depressed,
[05:33] Subaru
    so he said he'd take her to an
    arcade and they went out.
[05:37] Ozma
    Haruto sure is a softie...
[05:41] Haruto
    Here you go, Nona.
[05:42] Nona
    Haruto-san, can you get one
    more of the same thing?
[05:45] Haruto
    I think I probably could, but wouldn't
    you rather I get a different one?
[05:49] Nona
    I was just thinking I'd like to have
    the same one as you, Haruto-san...
[05:52] Nona
    as a memento of this moment,
    of you and me together.
[05:55] Haruto
    Oh, okay...
[05:57] Haruto
    Right! I'm getting us a matching pair!
[06:06] Ozma
    Nona's 26 Secrets: number 16.
[06:09] Ozma
    When change drops into a tight
    space, she can safely retrieve it!
[06:12] Haruto
    Thank you, Nona!
[06:14] Haruto
    I promise I'll get it! Okay?
[06:16] Nona
    Okay.
[06:19] Ozma
    What?
[06:20] Ozma
    I noticed you two were gone
    again since this morning, but...
[06:23] Ozma
    You had another nightmare?
[06:25] Haruto
    Come on, now, Ozma. Don't yell at her.
[06:29] Haruto
    Today, we went around
    to different otaku shops
[06:31] Haruto
    and found a plastic model of you
    and Nona's ship, the Comet Library!
[06:36] Ozma
    Wow! That exists?
[06:38] Ozma
    Nona's 26 Secrets:
    number 9! She's got a keen eye!
[06:41] Ozma
    But, hey... Obsessive Freak...
[06:43] Ozma
    You've been going out every day.
    Is your work okay?
[06:47] Ozma
    Plus, isn't that expensive?
[06:49] Haruto
    It's fine! It'll all work out somehow.
[06:52] Haruto
    Man, it's been a while since
    I bought a plastic model.
[06:54] Haruto
    Come on! Nona, Ozma, you guys help, too!
SIGN    And the next day
[06:58] Ozma
    She had another nightmare
    so they're on another date today?
[07:01] Subaru
    Yeah. But what do you think, Ozma-kun?
[07:04] Subaru
    For a mecha girl to be having
    nightmares every night...
[07:08] Subaru
    Do you think it's some kind of
    serious error in her programming?
[07:10] Ozma
    Well... about that...
[07:14] Haruto
    Wow... What an amazing starry sky...
[07:17] Haruto
    You're not cold, are you, Nona?
[07:19] Haruto
    I'll pour you some hot tea.
[07:22] Haruto
    Here you are.
[07:23] Nona
    Thank you.
[07:25] Haruto
    It's really beautiful.
[07:27] Haruto
    You're a heroine who travels through space,
[07:30] Haruto
    so you must be pretty used to this sight.
[07:33] Nona
    Yes...
[07:34] Haruto
    Oh! Who could that be at this time of night?
[07:37] Haruto
    I'm just going to take this.
[07:39] Nona
    Okay.
[07:44] Nona
    I'm so happy, it's scary...
[07:47] Haruto
    What, it's just you, Ozma?
[07:49] Haruto
    What is it?
[07:51] Haruto
    Huh?
[07:52] Haruto
    Nona's lying?
[07:54] Ozma
    Yeah.
[07:55] Ozma
    Two days ago, I remotely disabled
    Nona's ability to see dreams.
[08:00] Ozma
    She was really crying in the beginning,
[08:03] Ozma
    but I think she probably got over
    it after the amusement park.
[08:06] Ozma
    Either way, yesterday and today were lies.
[08:12] Ozma
    Nona's 26 Secrets: number 21. She fake cries.
[08:15] Haruto
    Why would she do that...
[08:17] Ozma
    Probably because she wants you
    to make a fuss over her a little.
[08:20] Ozma
    No matter what, I'm always on Nona's side.
[08:23] Ozma
    And I'm happy that's she's more energetic
    and lively than when she was an anime.
[08:28] Ozma
    But, you know... lies are wrong.
[08:30] Ozma
    Once they become a habit,
    it's hard to live in society,
[08:34] Ozma
    and you unfailingly lose
    something important.
[08:36] Ozma
    Right?
[08:38] Nona
    Today, I have to stop this for good.
[08:42] Nona
    Haruto-san is always kind,
    but he's being doubly kind!
[08:47] Nona
    And seeing Haruto-san all flustered,
    trying to make me feel better...
[08:52] Nona
    he's so cute!
[08:53] Nona
    I'm so sorry, Haruto-san...
[08:55] Nona
    It's just for today!
[08:57] Nona
    Just for today!
[08:58] Nona
    Just today!
[08:59] Nona
    Just today...
[09:02] Haruto
    It's okay. I forgive her.
[09:04] Ozma
    Huh?
[09:05] Haruto
    She's not lying to the world.
    Nona is only lying to me.
[09:10] Haruto
    So, if I forgive her, there's no problem.
[09:12] Ozma
    W-W-Wai— You're okay with that?
[09:15] Haruto
    Yeah.
[09:16] Haruto
    Because Nona and I are husband and wife.
[09:24] Haruto
    N-Nona! What's wrong?
[09:26] Ozma
    Nona's 26 Secrets: number 1!
[09:28] Ozma
    She can hear conversations
    from 3 kilometers away!
[09:33] Nona
    Haruto-san...
[09:35] Nona
    I'm so sorry!
[09:40] Nona
    And that's why I'm sorry. I have no excuses!
[09:44] Haruto
    It's all right, already. I'm fine.
[09:47] Nona
    Haruto-san, you're too nice!
[09:49] Nona
    And yet, I... I'm so embarrassed.
[09:53] Nona
    Please, do whatever you want
    to me until you're satisfied!
[09:56] Subaru
    Anything?
[09:58] Subaru
    That sounds sort of sexy...
[09:59] Ozma
    That's really all you think about, isn't it?
[10:01] Haruto
    Until I'm satisfied...
[10:04] Haruto
    Then I guess I'll just blatantly cheat on you!
[10:06] Nona
    What?
[10:07] Haruto
    Bellnoa. Subaru-san. Let's go on a date!
[10:11] Haruto
    That anime has a movie out right now...
[10:13] Subaru
    Really?
[10:14] Bellnoa
    This on a big theater screen? Let's go!
[10:17] Haruto
    This movie is amazing!
[10:19] Haruto
    On top of having tons of the
    staff from the TV anime,
[10:21] Haruto
    it's an epic story where an
    earth-shaking conflict erupts
[10:24] Haruto
    because of character back stories
    that weren't exposed until now!
[10:28] Haruto
    And, of course, all the subplots
    that were left unresolved
[10:31] Haruto
    are tied up, making it a two hour
    event that fans are loving!
[10:35] Nona
    I-I-Is this allowed?
[10:37] Ozma
    Of course it is.
[10:39] Nona
    No!
[10:40] Nona
    I know I asked for this, but still...
[10:43] Haruto
    Nona.
[10:45] Haruto
    You come, too, Nona.
[10:47] Nona
    What?
[10:48] Nona
    I can come?
[10:49] Haruto
    Of course!
[10:52] Nona
    Haruto-san!
[10:54] Nona
    I'll go! I'll go!
[10:55] Nona
    I'll go with you anywhere!
[10:59] Ozma
    Honestly, what a handful.
[11:02] Ozma
    Huh?
[11:03] Ozma
    What's this?
[11:07] Ozma
    A hot springs... accommodation voucher?
SIGN    Hot Springs Accommodation Voucher

Season 1

E10 - Another World! Staying with Figurines at a Hot Spring Inn

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[00:03] Subaru
    Everyone, thank you for waiting!
[00:05] Subaru
    Can you believe this time
    is an onsen episode?!
[00:07] Bellnoa
    Who are you talking to?
[00:08] Bellnoa
    What do you mean "episode"?
[00:09] Nona
    And what is that strange pose you're doing?
[00:12] Haruto
    Man, I'm so glad everyone is happy!
SIGN    Episode 10
    "Another World! Staying with Figurines at a Hot Spring Inn"
[00:15] Haruto
    Who'd have thought that Kanmuri's
    apology would be tickets to an onsen?
[00:18] Haruto
    On top of which he also sent 1/6 scale yukata!
[00:21] Haruto
    I honestly have such a great friend!
[00:24] Nona
    Haruto-san! It's okay to look this way.
[00:27] Haruto
    No, actually, I like it better like this.
[00:29] Haruto
    This feeling, like I'm secretly
    listening in on the women's bath...
[00:32] Subaru
    That's high level stuff...
[00:34] Haruto
    So, you know... If you would oblige me...
[00:37] Nona
    Huh?
[00:38] Haruto
    There're the old clichés, aren't there?
[00:40] Haruto
    Stuff like, when girls say to each other,
[00:41] Haruto
    "Haven't your boobs gotten bigger?" and such.
[00:43] Nona
    Oh, I see.
[00:44] Nona
    Subaru-san, haven't your boobs gotten bigger?
[00:48] Subaru
    I'm a figurine, so they
    haven't changed at all, jerk!
[00:50] Bellnoa
    But I do wonder about
    eavesdropping and peeping.
[00:54] Bellnoa
    I can feel it even now.
    As though someone is watching...
[00:58] Nona
    Hey, stop that!
[01:00] Subaru
    Don't worry. No one's going
    to spy on a solo guy in a bath.
[01:05] Subaru
    What? So, Bellnoa, you've finally...
[01:08] Bellnoa
    Yes. I finally understand.
[01:11] Bellnoa
    I am the main character in a game,
[01:13] Bellnoa
    and now I've been made into a small figurine.
[01:16] Nona
    Wow.
[01:17] Bellnoa
    The game I'd been casually
    playing turned out to be...
SIGN    Play time: 1 hour
(Flashback) [01:20] Bellnoa
    Huh? This protagonist's situation
    sort of reminds me of me!
SIGN    Play time: 5 hours
(Flashback) [01:24] Bellnoa
    Huh... This protagonist's
    adventure seems really familiar...
SIGN    Play time 20 hours
(Flashback) [01:28] Bellnoa
    Oh. This is me.
[01:30] Subaru
    It's amazing you didn't notice before that.
[01:33] Nona
    Wasn't it a shock?
[01:35] Bellnoa
    Well... I think happiness came first.
[01:38] Bellnoa
    There's no reason for me to force myself
    to go defeat the Demon Dragon King.
[01:42] Bellnoa
    Now I can enjoy this world fully,
    with no reservations.
[01:45] Nona
    I see.
[01:47] Bellnoa
    Now that I think about it,
    we've played Subaru's game,
[01:50] Bellnoa
    but we haven't interacted
    with Nona's work at all.
[01:53] Bellnoa
    Don't you wonder about
    the world you came from?
[01:55] Nona
    Well...
[01:57] Nona
    I guess I do, but my memory only
    goes until just before the last episode.
[02:02] Nona
    I don't know what happens in the end.
[02:07] Nona
    But... there is someone
    I want to see from my anime.
[02:11] Nona
    A young man...
[02:13] Nona
    Yes, the one with the straw hat...
[02:17] Nona
    I think... before I left on my
    journey, we were always together...
[02:22] Nona
    And when I rose into the sky,
    he watched me, waving the whole time.
[02:27] Nona
    I can't quite remember
    his name or his face, but...
[02:31] Nona
    He said that when my mission
    was over and I returned to Earth,
[02:34] Nona
    we'd see each other again.
[02:37] Nona
    Huh? What's wrong with the two of you?
[02:39] Nona
    It was a pretty warm
    and fluffy story, wasn't it?
[02:41] Nona
    Your expressions should
    be warm and fluffy, too!
[02:43] Subaru
    Nona-san. Nona-san.
[02:45] Nona
    Yes?
[02:46] Subaru
    Wouldn't that be your
    ex-boyfriend, or an old flame?
[02:50] Nona
    What? It can't be!
[02:52] Nona
    Is it, Haru—
[02:55] Nona
    Haruto... san?
[03:03] Nona
    In the end, Haruto-san didn't tell me anything.
[03:07] Nona
    Stupid Haruto-san.
[03:10] Nona
    But... this feeling I get when
    I think of the boy in the straw hat...
[03:16] Nona
    Am I the one cheating?
[03:21] Nona
    Haruto-san...
[03:26] Nona
    Huh?
[03:27] Nona
    Wh-Where am I?
[03:29] Nona
    Why am I being treated like a bad tanuki
    in some kind of punishment game?
[03:33] Rue
    Perhaps it has something
    to do with stories from before.
[03:36] Nona
    You... You're...
(Flashback) [03:38] Nona
    Haruto-san, are you secretly cheating
    on me using your cell phone?
(Flashback) [03:42] Haruto
    Th-That hurts in a plain kind of way.
(Flashback) [03:44] Haruto
    Please look the other way this once.
(Flashback) [03:45] Haruto
    There's an event where I can get
    a limited, rare version
(Flashback) [03:48] Haruto
    of one of my favorite characters.
(Flashback) [03:49] Haruto
    If I let this slip by then all the money
    I spent in this game was for nothing!
(Flashback) [03:52] Nona
    What do you mean, "favorite"?
(Flashback) [03:55] Haruto
    I-I mean...
(Flashback) [03:57] Haruto
    The social network game,
    Weapon Girls War's full-body tank girl...
[04:02] Nona
    Hitoma Rue-san!
[04:03] Rue
    I am honored that you know of me.
[04:06] Rue
    Nona-dono,
[04:07] Rue
    the majority of your fighting strength lies
    in the modules in your arms and legs.
[04:12] Rue
    As you cannot currently utilize them,
    escape is an impossibility!
[04:16] Rue
    Two enemies remain.
    Bellnoa-dono. Subaru-dono.
[04:20] Rue
    I will crush each of them!
[04:21] Nona
    What? Why, Rue-san?
[04:24] Nona
    Why are you doing this?
[04:26] Rue
    Commander Haru loves me most...
[04:29] Rue
    I am doing this to prove that.
[04:32] Nona
    By Commander Haru, do you mean Haruto-san?
[04:34] Nona
    What are you basing that on?
[04:36] Rue
    Real money.
[04:38] Rue
    On the sum of money
    Commander Haru invested in my game.
[04:42] Rue
    It's enough that even
    I'm a little worried for him.
[04:44] Nona
    Huh? How much did Haruto-san spend?
[04:47] Rue
    Well, then.
[04:48] Nona
    No! No! Wait, Rue-san! Wait!
[04:52] Shadow Nona
    Wait.
[04:53] Shadow Nona
    I'm not done yet.
[04:54] Shadow Nona
    Fight me!
[04:58] Shadow Nona
    Nanobots have repaired, rebuilt,
    and reconstructed us countless times.
[05:04] Shadow Nona
    And each time, we have become a little
    more excessive, a little more lacking...
[05:10] Shadow Nona
    Full body tank warrior,
[05:12] Shadow Nona
    if one must fight to survive, then show me
    that you can claim victory from me!
[05:17] Shadow Nona
    And claim the thing I love the most!
[05:26] Seijirou
    I'm sorry you're always working
    so late, Tatsutagawa-kun.
[05:29] Kakumi
    Kanmuri-san... I mean, President.
[05:32] Kakumi
    Why are you here at this time of night?
[05:34] Seijirou
    Oh, it's nothing.
[05:35] Seijirou
    I wanted to talk to you about this.
[05:38] Kakumi
    It can't be! When did this...?
[05:40] Kakumi
    Wait...
[05:41] Seijirou
    So you did have them, after all.
[05:43] Seijirou
    It's said that if you work a fragment
    into a doll, it will start moving...
[05:46] Seijirou
    The legendary Shards of Galatea.
[05:49] Seijirou
    That's a fake that I made.
[05:51] Kakumi
    Wh-What?
[05:52] Seijirou
    Miraculous figurines that move on their own.
[05:55] Seijirou
    I understand the attraction.
[05:57] Seijirou
    But... it's time to stop.
[06:00] Seijirou
    Among the heroines of anime and games
[06:03] Seijirou
    are those who possess
    the power to destroy the Earth.
[06:07] Shadow Nona
    What's wrong? If all you do
    is run, you'll never win.
[06:10] Shadow Nona
    I am DP, the Destruction Planet System.
[06:15] Shadow Nona
    Just as the name says, my role
    is the destruction of planets!
[06:22] Shadow Nona
    Accurate marksmanship while
    running over unstable ground.
[06:26] Shadow Nona
    So this is what they call current
    state-of-the-art technology.
[06:30] Rue
    Still, all I can do is fight!
[06:34] Rue
    In the game, I fought with
    all of my fighting ability...
[06:38] Rue
    and Commander Haru praised me,
    loved me, spent money on me.
[06:42] Rue
    Still... though Commander Haru
    should have been looking only at me...
[06:46] Rue
    in this world, Commander Haru
    wasn't mine alone!
[06:49] Shadow Nona
    So?
[06:50] Rue
    So if I fight and win,
    Commander Haru will praise me.
[06:54] Rue
    If I'm the only one to survive,
    then he'll love only me!
[06:58] Shadow Nona
    Every last one of you...
[07:01] Shadow Nona
    You forget my nature and speak
    of happiness, of love...
[07:04] Rue
    Commander Haru has finished
    every story in my game.
[07:09] Rue
    Living happily ever after in this
    world is the true story ending!
[07:15] Shadow Nona
    Flowers that fade without ever blossoming.
[07:17] Shadow Nona
    There are countless stories
    that end amidst happiness.
[07:23] Shadow Nona
    My story is about destroying planets.
[07:26] Shadow Nona
    That is all.
[07:27] Shadow Nona
    There is no need for me to wish for
    an ending happier than where I started.
[07:32] Rue
    Is that why... you're crying?
[07:37] Rue
    Because it's so sad?
[07:40] Bellnoa
    I figured it must be you, DP System.
[07:43] Bellnoa
    Honestly, rampaging like that.
[07:45] Shadow Nona
    Bellnoa, perfect timing.
[07:48] Shadow Nona
    I will settle things with you, as well.
[07:50] Bellnoa
    No.
[07:52] Bellnoa
    Haruto would grieve.
[07:53] Shadow Nona
    That's true.
[07:55] Shadow Nona
    After all, Bouida Haruto
    loves both you and Nona.
[07:59] Bellnoa
    You just don't understand.
[08:01] Bellnoa
    Haruto would grieve...
[08:03] Bellnoa
    over you being hurt!
[08:10] Shadow Nona
    Wha?!
[08:20] Rue
    Commander Haru...
[08:22] Rue
    Hitoma Rue, embarrassed, but still reporting...
[08:25] Rue
    And I lost terribly in battle...
[08:28] Haruto
    It's all right.
[08:30] Haruto
    You don't need to fight here.
[08:32] Haruto
    More importantly,
    I'm happy I got to meet you!
[08:35] Rue
    Commander Haru!
[08:37] Haruto
    But to think that you hid in the box
    of yukata from Kanmuri Seijirou.
SIGN    Yukata
SIGN    False Bottom
[08:42] Haruto
    I wonder if that means
    he's still investigating
[08:44] Haruto
    about what makes figures start moving.
[08:46] Rue
    Commander! I, um...
[08:49] Rue
    I realize that, on top of causing
    so much trouble,
[08:50] Rue
    this is incredibly brazen
    and selfish of me, but...
[08:53] Rue
    I was hoping you'd pet me.
[08:56] Subaru
    Huh?
[08:57] Haruto
    Okay.
[08:58] Subaru
    Wha?!
[08:59] Subaru
    What's with the smooth transition
    from request to instant fulfillment?
[09:02] Subaru
    It's a little creepy.
[09:03] Haruto
    Oh, it's a smart phone game.
[09:05] Haruto
    There's a feature where you use the touch
    screen to pet them to improve their mood.
[09:09] Subaru
    I see.
[09:10] Subaru
    But, I mean... Does it really feel that good?
[09:14] Rue
    It is very good.
[09:15] Bellnoa
    Things have calmed down
    over here, too, Haruto.
[09:18] Haruto
    That appearance.
[09:19] Haruto
    That's the final magic from
    that extra dungeon, isn't it?
[09:23] Haruto
    But when a huge dragon's at 1/6 scale...
[09:27] Haruto
    You're sort of like a big goose.
[09:29] Haruto
    At least say I'm a swan!
[09:31] Bellnoa
    At any rate, DP System...
[09:33] Bellnoa
    You didn't lose to me because
    of a difference in our abilities.
[09:36] Bellnoa
    Those secret feelings that dulled your edge.
[09:40] Bellnoa
    Go ahead and say everything you want to say.
[09:43] Haruto
    Huh? Is there something going on?
[09:45] Shadow Nona
    I was jealous.
[09:47] Haruto
    Huh?
[09:47] Shadow Nona
    Of the Nona that you love.
[09:50] Shadow Nona
    Inside her is me, who only
    seeks the power to destroy.
[09:55] Shadow Nona
    Why am I the only one...
[09:58] Shadow Nona
    I want to be loved, too!
[10:00] Haruto
    What are you saying?
[10:01] Haruto
    I love you, ShadowNona!
[10:04] Haruto
    My love for Nona includes you!
[10:08] Shadow Nona
    S-So it is Nona in the end...
[10:13] Haruto
    Huh? What's wrong?
[10:14] Subaru
    Your phrasing was a little...
[10:16] Bellnoa
    He doesn't understand.
[10:17] Rue
    That's no good at all.
[10:19] Haruto
    What? Only criticisms?
[10:21] Haruto
    Fine! Since it's come to this,
    I'll pet you, too!
[10:25] Shadow Nona
    Wha— You! Don't think you can
    use this to avoid it...
[10:25] Haruto
    There, there.
[10:28] Subaru
    Does it really feel that good?
[10:30] Rue
    It is a very good thing.
[10:32] Nona
    Haruto-san. I'm sorry.
[10:34] Nona
    Thank you!
[10:38] Haruto
    Nona...
[10:40] Nona
    While I was transformed, I heard everything...
[10:43] Nona
    Everything I didn't know she felt...
[10:46] Nona
    I think... I do need to know, after all.
[10:49] Nona
    My true story.
[10:52] Nona
    If I don't know the true
    ending I left behind...
[10:55] Nona
    then I feel like I'm not really
    the Nona you said you love.
[11:02] Haruto
    All right.
[11:04] Haruto
    Then, let's watch it together...
    the final episode.
[11:07] Haruto
    The end of Planetary Explorer Girl.

Season 1

E11 - Space Probe`s (Space Pilot`s) Song

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SIGN    Planetary Explorer Girl
[00:00] Shadow Nona
    There isn't supposed to be
    anything on this planet, right?
[00:03] Shadow Nona
    So then... what is this?
[00:09] Shadow Nona
    I cannot detect the means of attack
    or the source of the attacks.
[00:14] Shadow Nona
    Nona!
[00:15] Nona
    No, DP, it seems you can't.
    So we're switching!
[00:20] Computer
    Nona 2 activation parameters cleared.
[00:23] Computer
    Champion System unlocked.
[01:46] Nona
    In this form, we will be able to respond
    to the dimensional torpedoes.
[01:49] Shadow Nona
    Dimensional torpedoes?
[01:51] Nona
    Yes. They're being fired
    from nearby hyperspace.
[01:53] Shadow Nona
    Is that one of them?
[01:54] Shadow Nona
    Hey, Nona! Keep moving!
[01:57] Nona
    It's all right.
[01:58] Nona
    I just need to shift to a neighboring
    dimension at the moment of impact.
[02:02] Nona
    While I do that, I'll trace the path of
    the torpedoes' dimensional jumps.
[02:05] Nona
    They might be coming from
    closer than we'd expect...
[02:09] Nona
    I found it!
[02:10] Nona
    But...
[02:11] Nona
    You... Who are you?
[02:14] Nona E
    Nona.
[02:16] Nona E
    My name is Nona.
[02:18] Nona
    Nona, but... I'm Nona, too...
[02:21] Nona E
    It's a strange story, but I am also Nona.
[02:24] Nona
    A coincidence like this just can't happen!
[02:26] Nona
    You must be copying me!
    You even made yourself look like me!
[02:29] Nona E
    It's a strange story, but I am the same Nona.
[02:33] Nona E
    I am authentic, the original.
[02:35] Nona
    I am...
[02:36] Nona E
    I am...
[02:36] Both
    Female form planetary explorer probe 9!
[02:41] Nona E
    I suppose this means that
    everything we think is the same.
[02:45] Nona E
    You and I were developed on similar
    planets, from similar cultures
[02:50] Nona E
    as planetary explorer probes.
[02:52] Nona E
    This mirrored planet happens
    to exist directly between the two.
[02:55] Nona E
    It is no coincidence.
[02:57] Nona E
    Our home planets learned of each
    others' existence at the same time,
[03:00] Nona E
    and with the exact same timing
    sent us, who are the same.
[03:05] Nona
    So, you mean, we're each ambassadors
    of goodwill from our planets?
[03:09] Nona
    That's amazing!
[03:10] Nona
    It means we're successful in our search
    for intelligent life on other planets, right?
[03:14] Nona E
    No. I wasn't finished.
[03:15] Nona E
    You must have begun to realize it yourself.
[03:18] Nona E
    That the people of our planets
    consider life at a similar cultural level
[03:23] Nona E
    within a distance we can reach
    to be nothing more than a threat.
[03:26] Nona E
    We will fight, and one of us must fall.
[03:32] Nona E
    Then, one day, the victor will
    arrive at the other's home planet,
[03:37] Nona E
    and using the DP System
    which has been strengthened
[03:40] Nona E
    and evolved to its utmost
    capacity through our travels...
[03:44] Nona E
    She will destroy the planet.
[03:48] Nona E
    We are not ambassadors.
[03:51] Nona E
    We are fighters each
    representing our own planets.
[03:54] Nona E
    In other words, champions.
[03:57] Nona E
    Like mirror images,
    we possess the same abilities.
[04:00] Nona E
    Each of us can cancels out the other's
    dimensional torpedoes and dimensional jumps.
[04:06] Nona E
    Which means each of us is left simply a girl.
[04:09] Nona E
    In which case, the way to win a
    fight within set parameters...
SIGN    Planetary Explorer Girl
[04:16] Both
    What?
SIGN    Reversi
[04:18] Both
    Ready, again!
[04:19] Both
    Ready, again!
[04:20] Both
    Ready, again!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors
[04:21] Both
    Call!
SIGN    Poker
SIGN    Card Tower
SIGN    Remote Control Cars
SIGN    Blast Robots
[04:29] Nona
    You even have this game on your planet...
[04:32] Nona
    Everything really is exactly the same.
[04:34] Nona E
    It's as I said.
[04:35] Nona E
    Once intelligence and culture
    reach a certain level,
[04:39] Nona E
    they end up traveling toward
    the same destination.
[04:41] Nona E
    That's why, though it's strange,
    there's no need for them to meet.
[04:44] Nona E
    They should have stayed far apart,
[04:46] Nona E
    and remained just stories
    you tell to children.
[04:50] Nona
    I'm sorry. I am going back after all.
[04:53] Nona
    You and I are not the same.
[04:56] Nona
    I have someone waiting for me back home.
[04:59] Nona E
    The man with the straw hat?
[05:02] Nona E
    We've each been bestowed with
    complex emotions, just like humans.
[05:08] Nona E
    Can you actually remember that person?
[05:17] Nona
    My memories...
[05:18] Nona
    It isn't that they're vague from being
    partially erased... They were fake.
[05:22] Nona
    They were planted in me.
[05:25] Nona
    Yes... I already knew...
[05:28] Nona
    That's why I came here.
[05:30] Nona
    Even though I'm a research probe,
[05:31] Nona
    I tried to avoid seeing
    something very important.
[05:35] Nona E
    On your long, lonely journey,
[05:36] Nona E
    he was the only thing that
    kept you going, right?
[05:39] Nona E
    Say, Nona...
[05:40] Nona E
    This fight... It might take us decades,
    even hundreds of years to settle things.
[05:45] Nona E
    Until then, why don't
    we call each other friends?
[05:50] Nona
    That's a strange sort of story, isn't it?
[05:53] Nona E
    Yes. It's a strange story, but...
[05:58] Nona
    But I'm sorry. I'm going to end this now.
[06:02] Nona
    I made the nanobots meant
    for repairs go out of control.
[06:05] Nona
    After they've consumed us completely,
[06:08] Nona
    they'll terminate themselves
    here, on this empty planet.
[06:11] Nona E
    Of course.
[06:12] Nona E
    I knew that there was no other way.
[06:15] Nona E
    It's strange, but I am you after all...
[06:19] Nona E
    I'm sorry.
[06:20] Nona E
    It's our final duty as research probes.
[06:22] Nona E
    We'll burn completely,
    leaving no trace behind.
[06:24] Nona
    Thank you.
[06:25] Nona
    I'm sure whoever comes next, our
    little sisters, will have a different answer.
[06:30] Nona
    Maybe they'll meet...
[06:32] Nona
    That's right.
[06:33] Nona
    What we've learned today
    will be overturned tomorrow.
[06:43] Nona
    Huh?
[06:44] Nona
    What? That's the end?
[06:47] Nona
    That leaves a nasty aftertaste.
[06:48] Haruto
    What? Not a single one of you is crying?
[06:51] Bellnoa
    What happened at the end there?
[06:53] Rue
    I didn't understand it.
[06:54] Nona
    Hmm...
[06:55] Nona
    Then, should we try recreating it?
[06:57] Subaru
    What? Moron. Just leave it!
[06:59] Haruto
    The Nona here in this world is
    different from the Nona in the anime.
[07:03] Haruto
    From the moment she met me, she began
    walking a path to a different future.
[07:07] Haruto
    That's the sort of thing I told myself so
    that, even though I'd started to notice,
[07:11] Haruto
    I could avoid seeing
    something very important.
[07:16] Seijirou
    Begging your forgiveness is all I can do!
[07:18] Kamiyo
    There is nothing I can say!
[07:19] Ozma
    It's okay, calm down,
    Kanmuri Seijirou and secretary lady.
[07:23] Kamiyo
    I'm Tatsutagawa Kamiyo!
[07:25] Subaru
    At the moment, Haruto and Nona
    are out, so shouldn't you wait?
[07:30] Seijirou
    No! I will say it now! Immediately!
[07:31] Seijirou
    I've even set all this up for the purposes
    of a proper apology press conference!
[07:35] Ozma
    Yeah, but... this is someone's house, so...
[07:37] Seijirou
    Firstly, it is I, Kanmuri Seijirou,
[07:40] Seijirou
    who is the CEO and Director
    of the figurine maker Takasagoya
[07:43] Seijirou
    that made all of your Super Mobile Girls!
[07:45] Everyone
    What?!
[07:46] Seijirou
    As an aside, I've known
    Tatsutagawa-kun since college
[07:48] Seijirou
    and she is an extraordinarily
    talented sculptor.
[07:51] Kamiyo
    And it was I who inherited the Shards
    of Galatea from my grandfather!
[07:54] Kamiyo
    Though the principles are unclear,
[07:55] Kamiyo
    by adding shavings of this stone
    to the materials for the figurines,
[07:58] Kamiyo
    I have caused the miracle
    of the moving figurines!
[08:01] Everyone
    What?!
[08:02] Mikoto
    You want us to accept that sloppy explanation?
[08:04] Seijirou
    Well, I mean, they did move,
    so what else do you want?
[08:07] Kamiyo
    I kept all of it a secret and continued
    to make moving figurines.
[08:11] Kamiyo
    All because I wanted Kanmuri-kun... I mean,
[08:13] Kamiyo
    the Director to rejoice!
[08:16] Seijirou
    And I did!
[08:17] Seijirou
    I was overjoyed!
[08:19] Kamiyo
    Kanmuri-kun...
[08:20] Kamiyo
    I mean, Director!
[08:21] Seijirou
    And that is exactly why
    I am also to blame here.
[08:24] Seijirou
    Because we believed that love was
    what caused the figurines to move,
[08:27] Seijirou
    we used my friend Bouida's
    love for the 2D world
[08:30] Seijirou
    to run tons of experiments
    without telling him!
[08:36] Seijirou
    We will now take questions.
[08:39] Ozma
    Then I'll go first.
[08:41] Ozma
    So, in the end, was it the secretary lady
    who made all the moving figurines?
[08:45] Seijirou
    Kusabi-chan is the only one that I made.
[08:47] Seijirou
    Because Tatsutagawa-kun had mixed
    Shards of Galatea into my paints,
[08:51] Seijirou
    she started moving.
[08:53] Seijirou
    That was the beginning of everything.
[08:55] Bellnoa
    About Hitoma Rue.
[08:57] Bellnoa
    Why did you send her all the way
    to the place we were visiting?
[08:59] Kamiyo
    I did that on my own...
[09:01] Kamiyo
    I wanted to determine whether
    it was this place or Bouida-san himself
[09:04] Kamiyo
    that caused the figurines to move.
[09:06] Rue
    Did you create me because I am a
    character that Commander Haru loves?
[09:10] Seijirou
    That is correct.
[09:11] Seijirou
    All of you except Kusabi and Rindo.
[09:13] Seijirou
    I am aware of all of Bouida's preferences.
[09:15] Subaru
    Then what about Rindo?
[09:17] Subaru
    Who made her start moving?
[09:19] Kamiyo
    She started moving as soon as I finished her.
[09:21] Kamiyo
    A character as loved as she is
    by people all over the world
[09:23] Kamiyo
    starts moving on that alone.
[09:25] Subaru
    So...
[09:27] Subaru
    Haruto-kun and Kanmuri-kun seem
    to get along really well, right?
[09:31] Subaru
    Can we assume you're in
    that sort of relationship?
[09:33] Seijirou
    You love that kind of thing, don't you...
[09:36] Seijirou
    you super degenerate girl?
[09:39] Subaru
    Woof! Woof!
[09:40] Mikoto
    Um...
[09:40] Mikoto
    You didn't sell any of the moving
    figurines as regular products, did you?
[09:44] Seijirou
    No. We did not sell them in stores.
[09:47] Mikoto
    But I'm sure my brother went
    to a regular store to buy his...
[09:50] Seijirou
    But is it really a regular store?
(Flashback) [09:53] Seijirou
    Thank you!
[09:55] Seijirou
    The store that Bouida frequents!
(Flashback) [09:57] Kamiyo
    Thank you.
[09:59] Kamiyo
    We anticipated and got there first.
[10:02] Everyone
    Wh-What did you say?!
[10:04] Subaru
    You should figure it out the first time!
[10:06] Ozma
    You guys suit each other
    pretty well, you know?
[10:09] Seijirou
    Ozma! Just what you'd expect
    from a data analysis robot!
[10:11] Ozma
    Huh?
[10:12] Seijirou
    These events have made us
    realize our own feelings!
[10:15] Kamiyo
    That's right! We...
[10:17] Both
    ...are getting married!
[10:19] Everyone
    Wow!
[10:22] Seijirou
    When Bouida and Nona get back,
    we have to start at the beginning again.
[10:25] Kamiyo
    Of course.
[10:26] Ozma
    Huh? You're gonna do all that
    ridiculousness again?
[10:29] Kusabi
    Nona isn't coming back.
[10:31] Kusabi
    Maybe not ever.
[10:33] Subaru
    Kusabi-chan?
[10:35] Kusabi
    Nona left this.
SIGN    I'm going
    back home.
    
    Nona
[10:38] Ozma
    Nona.
[10:40] Ozma
    Nona, wake up.
[10:42] Ozma
    Our ship, the Comet Library,
[10:45] Ozma
    will soon arrive at our next
    destination, the mirrored planet.
[10:50] Ozma
    It's an empty planet,
[10:52] Ozma
    but for some reason it has been on
    our docking itinerary since the beginning.
[10:54] Ozma
    What's wrong, Nona?
[10:56] Nona
    Ozma. I had a dream.
[11:00] Nona
    A dream where I was angry,
    where I cried, where I laughed...
[11:04] Nona
    and... it was a dream where I loved...
[11:07] Nona
    ...a dream where I was loved.
SIGN    Episode 11
     "Space Probe's (Space Pilot's) Song"

Season 1

E12 - Let Me See Your Universe

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[00:01] Kusabi
    Nona isn't coming back.
[00:03] Kusabi
    Maybe not ever.
[00:07] Kusabi
    Nona left this.
SIGN    I'm going
    back home.
    
    Nona
[00:09] Subaru
    Home? Does she mean... her anime?
[00:13] Kusabi
    Yes.
[00:14] Kusabi
    Last night, Nona came to me.
[00:17] Kusabi
    She looked different than usual.
[00:18] Kusabi
    She wanted to use my Contortion
    Gate to enter into the story.
[00:23] Kusabi
    That's what she said, and she had with her...
[00:25] Kusabi
    Planetary Explorer Girl, disc 13.
[00:28] Mikoto
    But that's... the final episode!
[00:30] Bellnoa
    It's true that we all watched
    the final episode together.
[00:33] Bellnoa
    But why would she do this?
[00:34] Bellnoa
    There isn't any point in going
    to that world after all this time!
[00:37] Bellnoa
    I mean... in the last episode... she...
[00:42] Kusabi
    I couldn't say no.
[00:44] Kusabi
    I can't stop an explorer who's let go
    of everything to set out on a journey.
[00:49] Kusabi
    Plus...
[00:51] Kusabi
    Nona's resolve was the real thing.
[00:56] Kusabi
    My Contortion Gate only allows
    exit from the point of entry.
[01:02] Mikoto
    Then no matter what we do, it won't work?
[01:04] Mikoto
    Nona... we can't ever...
[01:06] Mikoto
    We can't ever go after her or bring her back?
[01:10] Seijirou
    He's not picking up!
[01:12] Seijirou
    What is Bouida off doing at a time like this?
[01:15] Kusabi
    Haruto?
[01:16] Kusabi
    That's right. I hadn't said.
[01:20] Kusabi
    He went after Nona!
[01:22] Kusabi
    He said he'd bring her back, no matter what.
[01:23] Everyone
    What?
[01:30] Nona
    Who are you? How did you get here?
[01:33] Haruto
    The Comet Library.
[01:35] Haruto
    To think it was heading toward the Ceiling.
[01:37] Haruto
    It's like we're flying up into a starry sky.
[01:40] Haruto
    That's right. This is exactly why I fell
    in love with anime in the first place.
[01:45] Haruto
    It showed me a dream where,
    if I spread the wings of my heart,
[01:47] Haruto
    I could go anywhere!
[01:49] Nona
    You... could it be you're...
SIGN    Episode 12
     "Let Me See Your Universe"
[03:15] Ozma
    This is a spatial transfer device.
[03:17] Ozma
    It's a single-use device meant
    to bring us back to the ship
[03:19] Ozma
    after we've explored a planet.
[03:21] Ozma
    Nona once asked the giant
    sculptor to make her something.
[03:25] Ozma
    She said she wanted him to use the
    device to send it to her once it was done.
[03:29] Ozma
    And now... I believe this is the moment.
[03:32] Ozma
    Watch closely.
[03:34] Ozma
    See! There he is!
[03:36] Mikoto
    Huh? Is that my brother?
[03:38] Ozma
    This is from volume 12.
SIGN    Planetary
    Explorer Girl
[03:39] Ozma
    It's the last scene of episode 24,
[03:41] Ozma
    but time-wise, it actually
    overlaps with episode 25.
[03:46] Subaru
    So you're saying that Haruto-kun
    entered the anime from episode 24...
[03:50] Bellnoa
    and slipped into episode 25 which
    was on disc 13 that got destroyed.
[03:54] Kusabi
    Exactly.
[03:55] Seijirou
    To bring Nona back?
[03:57] Seijirou
    That's crazy,
[03:58] Seijirou
    forcing his way in like that.
[04:00] Seijirou
    There's no guarantee he'll be able to get back!
[04:04] Nona
    Haruto-san?
[04:06] Haruto
    No!
[04:08] Haruto
    I am Professor Bouida.
[04:10] Haruto
    I unravel the mysteries
    of this great universe—
[04:16] Haruto
    Nona! You shouldn't treat people like onions!
[04:19] Haruto
    Huh?
[04:20] Nona
    Haruto-san, you're pretty tall.
[04:29] Nona
    What did you come here for?
[04:30] Nona
    And how did you get here anyway?
[04:32] Haruto
    You!
[04:33] Haruto
    You run away from home without
    telling anyone and that's how you talk?
[04:35] Haruto
    How?
[04:37] Haruto
    Ozma! Can you get the things I brought with me?
[04:40] Ozma
    Of course, Professor Bouida. As you wish.
[04:47] Haruto
    See? This is how.
[04:48] Haruto
    In the anime you asked
    the giant sculptor to make this.
[04:51] Haruto
    Do you remember?
[04:54] Nona
    No!
[04:57] Haruto
    Huh?
[04:57] Nona
    No! No! Don't look! Don't look!
[04:59] Haruto
    Calm down, Nona!
[05:00] Haruto
    Whether I look or not, I already know!
[05:03] Haruto
    You used your own vague memories,
[05:05] Haruto
    plus data on what constitutes
    handsomeness on average on Earth
[05:07] Haruto
    and had him make the man
    with the straw hat, right?
[05:11] Nona
    You must have thought it was so creepy.
[05:12] Haruto
    What are you saying?
[05:14] Haruto
    I've bought tons of figurines
    making me way creepier than you!
[05:17] Nona
    That's right!
[05:19] Haruto
    Let's go home, Nona.
[05:20] Haruto
    What can you possibly have
    to do on this planet now?
[05:24] Haruto
    Is it for the other Nona?
[05:27] Haruto
    Nona Equal.
[05:29] Haruto
    That's the official name of the other Nona.
[05:33] Haruto
    She wants to meet the other
    Nona and become friends.
[05:35] Haruto
    That's what she's hoping for.
[05:37] Haruto
    She can't be saved.
[05:39] Haruto
    That's the story you're trying to dispel.
[05:40] Nona
    Because I'm the same!
[05:42] Nona
    Yes... the same...
[05:44] Nona
    We're the same, but...
[05:47] Nona
    There's someone waiting for me to return...
[05:50] Nona
    We were each manipulated by
    that lie, by the hope it gave us.
[05:52] Nona
    Sadness, loneliness, despair, all of it...
[05:55] Nona
    She must have felt those things
    the same way I did, but...
[05:59] Nona
    She smiled and said we could be friends.
[06:03] Haruto
    So you think that even now you
    could go become her friend
[06:06] Haruto
    and the two of you could live
    together forever on that planet?
[06:10] Nona
    Crying, laughing, getting angry,
[06:13] Nona
    falling in love, being loved...
[06:16] Nona
    We're the same, but...
[06:17] Nona
    I'm the only one... who gets to be this happy.
[06:26] Haruto
    Ozma!
[06:27] Haruto
    Turn the ship 180 degrees
    and plot a course for Earth!
[06:30] Ozma
    As you wish, Professor Bouida.
[06:33] Nona
    What do you think you're doing?
[06:34] Nona
    Ozma, what's wrong with you?
[06:36] Haruto
    That's right. You don't know everything yet.
[06:39] Haruto
    The truth is, Ozma is dead, too.
[06:41] Nona
    What?
[06:41] Haruto
    While you were investigating
    the planet of giants
[06:42] Ozma
    Stop!
[06:44] Haruto
    anti-exploration elements planted
    a bomb on the ship and...
[06:45] Ozma
    So I was your target all along, huh?
[06:47] Ozma
    Fine then! Take this!
[06:50] Haruto
    All that's left is this simple routine system.
[06:54] Haruto
    That's why it'll just obey any order I give.
[06:57] Nona
    It can't be...
[06:58] Haruto
    Ozma, too...
[07:00] Haruto
    Nona.
[07:01] Haruto
    Ozma's at my house, isn't he?
[07:04] Haruto
    Let's go back together. To the real world.
[07:07] Haruto
    If your actions really are like mirror images...
[07:10] Haruto
    Then right now, Nona Equal's ship should
    be turning around and heading for home.
[07:15] Nona
    It's all right.
[07:17] Nona
    If you're going back Haruto-san,
    you can go by yourself.
[07:19] Haruto
    Nona Equal will be safe, too!
[07:21] Haruto
    That's enough, isn't it?
[07:23] Haruto
    If the two of you had never met, then...
[07:26] Haruto
    Nona! You—
[07:28] Nona
    The nanobots meant for repairs
    have gone out of control.
[07:30] Nona
    Even without a command from me,
    it's happening right on schedule.
[07:35] Nona
    What happened before happens again.
[07:37] Nona
    There's no way to change the story in an anime.
[07:40] Nona
    Which means that, no matter what, I die,
[07:43] Nona
    and I'll never be friends with Nona Equal.
[07:46] Nona
    I'm sorry, Haruto-san.
[07:49] Nona
    Haruto-san, I'm glad I met y—
[07:54] Nona
    No! You can't! You'll melt, too!
[07:58] Haruto
    Nona. I've seen you die so many times.
[08:02] Haruto
    No matter how many times I watched,
[08:04] Haruto
    the anime would never change.
[08:07] Haruto
    But still...
[08:09] Haruto
    I've always wished I could reach
    into the screen and save you.
[08:14] Haruto
    That's why...
[08:17] Haruto
    I am the man in the straw hat!
[08:21] Haruto
    I knew where this investigation would lead,
[08:22] Haruto
    and I came here to bring you back.
[08:25] Haruto
    In the years since you left on your journey
[08:27] Haruto
    there have been revolutionary advancements
    in time-space jump technology.
[08:30] Haruto
    I was able to track them down!
[08:32] Haruto
    I came to get you, Nona.
[08:34] Haruto
    I won't let you be alone ever again.
[08:45] Nona
    The nanobots!
[08:48] Nona
    How could you do something so crazy?
[08:49] Nona
    You love this anime, don't you?
[08:52] Nona
    Going off and writing a new story,
    changing the ending...
[08:55] Haruto
    It's all right.
[08:56] Haruto
    I have the ending I always
    wanted right here in my arms.
[09:02] Nona
    Your arms are empty.
[09:04] Haruto
    N-No one asked you!
[09:08] Haruto
    Nona?
[09:41] Nona
    Haruto-san...
[09:44] Girls
    Hold it right there!
[09:46] Bellnoa
    Nona! Making a move based
    on atmosphere is unforgivable!
[09:49] Subaru
    And Haruto-kun! Don't get swept up in the moment
    and go randomly choosing a Nona ending!
[09:52] Rue
    We have also arrived via episode 24.
[09:55] Haruto
    You... were you all watching?
[09:57] Girls
    We were!
[09:58] Shadow Nona
    I am a candidate, as well. Don't forget.
[10:00] Haruto
    Huh? ShadowNona?
[10:02] Kusabi
    I think I like Haruto the best, too.
[10:05] Kusabi
    I'll let Kamiyo have you, Seijirou!
[10:07] Mikoto
    Onii-chan really is super popular.
[10:08] Girls
    It's not fair. How could you?
[10:10] Kamiyo
    I'm glad Bouida-san is safe, but...
[10:10] Haruto
    No, no, I, uh...
[10:11] Girls
    What did you think you were doing?
[10:13] Kamiyo
    I think that further increasing the
    number of Super Mobile Girls...
[10:15] Girls
    How are you going to make up for this?
[10:16] Seijirou
    Indeed. We'll have to think about it.
[10:18] Girls
    Were you just going to go off and...
[10:18] Mikoto
    Well, if you don't make any more...
[10:20] Ozma
    Just a minute.
[10:21] Ozma
    Now I think about it, back when
    the super freak bought Bellnoa,
[10:25] Ozma
    he bought one more.
[10:27] Ozma
    Which means that there's one more
    moving figurine in this house.
[10:30] Seijirou
    That's right.
[10:31] Seijirou
    If I remember correctly, it was—
[10:35] Nona E
    Um... Excuse me.
[10:38] Nona E
    I know it's strange to ask, but...
[10:40] Bellnoa
    where am I?
[12:06] Bellnoa
    Stop right there, Nona!
[12:07] Bellnoa
    Now it's come to this...
[12:09] Subaru
    No fair keeping him all to yourself!
[12:11] Rue
    I want him to pet me lots!
[12:14] Nona E
    It's strange, but I also want...
[12:16] Bellnoa
    Hold it, all of you!
[12:20] Haruto
    They say that once you start with
    figurines, there's no going back, but...
[12:26] Nona
    Haruto-san!
[12:27] Haruto
    Huh?
[12:27] Nona
    I love you!