E2 - Char Hates Me Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Haruto     Dad's seemed really busy lately. [00:05] Haruto     Well, I'm fine with that.     It means no sword lessons. [00:09] Maid     Bring all the bandages and antiseptic we have! [00:12] Haruto     Huh? What's all the commotion? [00:19] Soldier A     Send for everyone we have     who can use healing magic! [00:23] Soldier B     Over here, too! [00:25] Soldier B     Those with severe wounds come first! [00:32] Haruto     What happened here? [00:34] Gold     I had kept it a secret from you, [00:36] Gold     but there's been a rash of attacks     from thieves in our province. [00:41] Gold     We received intelligence about their     base and were headed there [00:43] Gold     when they ambushed us from behind. [00:47] Gold     We had exercised caution. [00:49] Gold     Made all necessary preparations. [00:51] Gold     I swore to take no prisoners,     but look at us now! [00:55] Gold     How humiliating! [01:00] Gold     Haruto. [01:01] Gold     This must be a grisly sight     to behold at your young age. [01:05] Gold     Don't feel obliged to stay. Go back inside. [01:14] Flay     Done in by a band of thieves? [01:17] Flay     That blasted Gold is utterly useless! [01:19] Haruto     Flay. [01:22] Haruto     Shut your mouth. [01:30] Soldier     You there! Hurry up! [01:36] Soldier C     Huh?! [01:46] Soldier F     My leg is in one piece again! [01:49] Maid     Incredible! [01:51] Soldier     Look at this! [01:52] Gold     What in the world? SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest? SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 45 13 l -5 13 SIGN    Episode 2 SIGN    Char Hates Me [03:38] Haruto     Huh? [03:40] Haruto     Wait, have you been out     here this whole time? [03:44] Haruto     Are you listening, Flay?! [03:48] Haruto     Wait a minute. [03:49] Haruto     Was she waiting for me as I slept     because of that order I gave her? SIGN    Flay, shut your mouth [03:53] Haruto     She sure is stupid... [03:56] Haruto     I lost my temper earlier. [03:58] Haruto     I'm sorry. You can talk. [04:02] Flay     No, it seems I offended you in some way. [04:06] Flay     My apologies. [04:09] Haruto     She doesn't know why I was mad?! [04:11] Haruto     Can you come with me for a minute? [04:13] Flay     Of course! [04:19] Haruto     We need to start by finding the     guys who attacked Dad and his men. [04:35] Haruto     These guys mostly look like thieves, [04:37] Haruto     but some are normal soldiers. [04:40] Haruto     Could this be the spot where     our men were ambushed? [04:44] Flay     Don't you think the enemy must     have known we were coming? [04:48] Haruto     You mean a spy? [04:51] Haruto     Let's wipe them out. [04:52] Haruto     Every last one of them. [04:53] Flay     Yes! [05:12] Minion A     Excellent work out there, Captain! [05:15] Boss     I told you to call me Boss here. [05:17] Minion A     Just remembering the flustered look     on the Earth-Shattering Warhammer [05:21] Minion A     makes this booze taste all the sweeter! [05:23] Boss     It's too early to be celebrating. [05:25] Boss     We did end up letting him get away. [05:28] Boss     I can't wait to get rid of him     and return to our homeland! [05:31] Minion B     You said it! [05:33] Haruto     I see. So that's what's going on. [05:37] Boss     Who goes there?! [05:41] Minion A     I-I can't move! [05:45] Haruto     All I did was freeze you     in place with barriers. [05:48] Minion A     Barriers?! What nonsense is— [05:50] Haruto     Can you be quiet? [05:55] Haruto     Look, all you have to do     is answer my questions. [06:00] Haruto     Lie to me, and you'll pay the price. [06:05] Haruto     So that's it. [06:07] Haruto     You're soldiers from the neighboring empire. [06:10] Sign     The Empire [06:10] Sign     Border Province [06:10] Sign     The Kingdom [06:10] Haruto     Infiltrate the kingdom disguised as thieves, [06:13] Haruto     with the goal of causing internal mayhem. [06:16] Flay     There should have been troops     guarding the borders. [06:19] Minion A     W-We had an accomplice! [06:21] Haruto     An accomplice? [06:22] Boss     We don't know anything beyond that! [06:25] Haruto     You'd need to hold more influence     than Dad to pull that off. [06:30] Haruto     Is there someone in the kingdom     who's after his life? [06:35] Boss     We've told you everything we know! [06:38] Boss     We'll call off this operation! [06:40] Boss     So please! [06:41] Haruto     I understand. [06:43] Haruto     Thanks for your cooperation. [06:45] Haruto     Flay, could you burn this entire     fort to the ground? [06:49] Flay     Yes! [06:51] Boss     We were simply acting on orders! [06:53] Haruto     Ah... [06:54] Haruto     I really don't give a damn     about your side of the story. [06:58] Haruto     After all, you were the     ones who ambushed my dad. [07:02] Haruto     There's no way I'd let     you go free after that. [07:06] Flay     This is the price you pay for     incurring my master's rage. [07:09] Flay     Taste his vengeance! [07:11] Boss     S-Somebody help! [07:17] Thief 1     The fort is on fire! [07:19] Thief 2     Let's get out of here! [07:27] Flay     Good work out there, Lord Haruto. [07:29] Haruto     Yeah. You, too, Flay. [07:32] Haruto     I don't know much about imperial     soldiers or conflict between nations. [07:38] Haruto     But they started this fight,     so I don't have to show mercy. [07:42] Haruto     For now, I'll send Dad an anonymous     letter explaining what happened today. [07:51] Admin Assistant     We've confirmed that the thieves     in the fort have been eradicated, [07:56] Admin Assistant     as per the letter. [07:58] Gold     The entire fort burned to the ground? [08:00] Admin Assistant     Indeed. [08:01] Admin Assistant     It's unclear how many managed to escape, [08:04] Admin Assistant     but the ones we have in     custody attest to such. [08:08] Gold     How could the border     garrison let this happen? [08:12] Gold     They'll need to be thoroughly investigated. [08:15] Admin Assistant     As you wish. [08:21] Gold     I figured they were no ordinary thieves, [08:24] Gold     but to think the Empire was involved... [08:27] Gold     What I had feared all     along has come to pass. [08:31] Charlotte     Father. [08:32] Charlotte     Who took care of the bad guys? [08:35] Gold     Hmm, who could it be? [08:38] Gold     The efficiency, lack of compassion,     and command over fire on display... [08:43] Gold     It all seems to point to one person. [08:45] (Flashback) Flay     Huh? What's this about? [08:48] Gold     Her strength surpasses my own. [08:51] Gold     She roams the province to establish     dominance over monsters, [08:54] Gold     so I figured it might have     been during one such outing. [09:04] Charlotte     Father, I remembered I need to go somewhere! [09:07] Gold     If you're going to play outside,     make sure you take someone with you. [09:11] Charlotte     Yes! [09:21] Charlotte     Just who is *Haruto? [09:27] Charlotte     Flay, I have a question for you. [09:30] Charlotte     Are there two Harutos?! [09:34] Flay     What are you blathering on about now? [09:37] Flay     Did you hit your head? [09:39] Charlotte     The truth is that last night, [09:41] Charlotte     I saw what looked like you and     Haruto flying through the night, [09:46] Charlotte     but I know Haruto doesn't     have enough mana to fly, [09:51] Charlotte     so I went to his room to check. [09:53] Charlotte     Haruto was in there, [09:55] Charlotte     but I didn't feel his usual scary aura. [09:59] Charlotte     What could it all mean? [10:03] Flay     So you can sense Lord Haruto's power. [10:06] Flay     I'm impressed, young lady. [10:09] Flay     What you felt was none other than... [10:12] Flay     Lord Haruto's extraordinary mana! [10:15] Flay     He has been blessed with     immeasurable power from infancy. [10:20] Flay     It far exceeds human limits! [10:23] Flay     So much so that a demon like     me cannot hope to surpass him! [10:27] Flay     In other words, that's just     how marvelous Lord Haruto is! [10:32] Charlotte     Do you know what Haruto really is? [10:35] Flay     I certainly do. [10:36] Flay     But I cannot reveal it. [10:39] Flay     Young lady. [10:41] Flay     If you worry too much     over such trivial matters, [10:43] Flay     you'll never grow nice and big. [10:52] Flay     That's what happened earlier. [10:55] Haruto     Is that right? [10:56] Haruto     So Char caught sight of     us leaving last night. [10:59] Haruto     *And *she immediately found out     about my clone! SIGN    I need to tell     Father about this! [11:03] Haruto     Wait, does she think I'm incredibly fishy?! [11:08] Haruto     Guess I should make some     surveillance barriers. [11:11] Haruto     I'll also set it up to ring an alarm     based on what Char is up to and where. [11:17] Flay     If I may ask, why *are     *there two Lord Harutos? [11:22] Haruto     Don't worry about it. [11:27] Haruto     Bathroom... Bathroom... [11:31] Haruto     I knew she'd be there. [11:33] Haruto     What if I just confront her and     ask why she's spying on me? [11:38] Haruto     Okay! [11:39] Haruto     Hey, Char— [11:47] Haruto     Didn't work, huh? [11:49] Natalia     Haruto! Hurry up and take a bath! [11:56] Haruto     There's no way she'd follow     me into the bath, right? [12:02] Haruto     So much for that! SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest? SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 50 100 l 0 100 SIGN    Day     2 SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 50 88 l 0 88 SIGN    Day     3 SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 50 88 l 0 88 SIGN    Day     4 SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 50 88 l 0 88 SIGN    Day     5 SIGN    m 0 0 l 44 0 l 44 90 l 0 90 SIGN    Day     6 SIGN    m 0 0 l 57 0 l 57 90 l 0 90) SIGN    Day     7 [12:42] Haruto     Mom and Charlotte are going on a trip? [12:45] Gold     There's an annual festival     this time of year. [12:48] Gold     I'm usually the one who makes the journey,     but they'll be going instead this year. [12:52] Haruto     You should take Flay with you, then. [12:54] Natalia     I haven't seen her around lately. [12:57] Natalia     I thought she was running errands for you. [12:59] Haruto     Oh, yeah. [13:01] Haruto     I asked Flay to intimidate the monsters     so they don't attack towns and villages. [13:07] Haruto     She's more competent than     I sometimes give her credit for. [13:10] Flay     I could have sworn I just heard Lord Haruto! [13:15] Charlotte     Grr... SIGN    Grr... [13:18] Haruto     Those glaring eyes hurt me. [13:26] Haruto     The surveillance barrier I put on Char! [13:29] Haruto     Seriously? This can't be happening! [13:37] Captain     Lady Natalia, please make your escape! [13:40] Captain     Now! [13:44] Imperial Soldier D     Capture them! [13:45] Imperial Soldier D     Don't let them get away! [13:48] Natalia     What are imperial soldiers doing here?! [13:59] Charlotte     Mother! [14:03] Charlotte     Mother, that way! [14:05] Natalia     Charlotte? [14:06] Charlotte     Hurry! [14:11] Charlotte     Looks like you make a right here! [14:13] Natalia     Is someone giving directions to Charlotte? [14:16] Natalia     But how in the world? [14:24] Charlotte     Jump down! [14:41] Natalia     I'm almost out of mana! [14:43] Natalia     This is as far as we go! [14:45] Charlotte     We're almost there, Mother! [14:48] Charlotte     There's supposed to be a place to hide there! [15:02] Natalia     It's overgrown with luminous moss. [15:05] Natalia     There's nowhere to hide when     it's this bright in here. [15:11] Natalia     Charlotte. [15:12] Natalia     I'm going to go find the person     who was giving you directions. [15:16] Natalia     They're nearby, aren't they? [15:18] Natalia     I don't know who it might be, [15:21] Natalia     but I'm sure they must be a hero of justice. [15:23] Charlotte     A hero of justice? [15:27] Natalia     Someone who punishes evildoers. [15:29] Natalia     I'm going to go and get them. [15:32] Natalia     So you wait right here. [15:34] Natalia     You mustn't make a sound. [15:37] Charlotte     D-Don't go, Mother! [15:41] Natalia     Everything's okay. [15:43] Natalia     I'll make sure you're safe. [15:48] Charlotte     No... Mother... [15:53] Charlotte     Mother! [16:02] Natalia     Illusionary magic? [16:03] Natalia     Such advanced magic... [16:05] Imperial Soldier D     Over here! [16:08] Imperial Soldier D     Just the mother? [16:10] Imperial Soldier D     The child must be nearby! [16:12] Imperial Soldier D     Find her! [16:13] Group     Right away! [16:14] Natalia     I can't let myself be captured here. [16:17] Natalia     In that case... [16:19] Imperial Soldier D     What do you think you're doing? [16:20] Imperial Soldier D     If you resist... [16:26] Natalia     I'm so sorry, Gold. [16:29] Natalia     Charlotte. [16:31] Natalia     Haruto. [16:43] Haruto     I was too late. [16:45] Haruto     Flying at top speed wasn't enough! [16:47] Haruto     Ah, damn it! [16:49] Haruto     Now I'm angry! [16:50] Haruto     You've really pissed me off! [16:52] Imperial Soldier D     Who are you?! [16:53] Haruto     Shut up! [17:00] Charlotte     Mother! Mother! [17:06] Haruto     Charlotte. [17:08] Haruto     Your mother is alive. [17:10] Haruto     She's passed out, so watch over her for me. [17:14] Haruto     If you wait here, help will come. [17:17] Haruto     So endure it for a little longer. [17:20] Charlotte     This scary aura... [17:22] Charlotte     This must be... [17:24] Charlotte     But still, he saved us! [17:29] Charlotte     So... [17:31] Charlotte     Haruto! [17:34] Haruto     H-Hey. [17:40] Haruto     Shoot. [17:41] Haruto     I turned around when she called my name. [17:45] Charlotte     H-Haruto... [17:48] Charlotte     Are you a hero of justice? [17:51] Haruto     Excuse me? [17:53] Haruto     Um... [17:55] Haruto     I'm already about to lose it at my very     first conversation with my sister, [17:58] Haruto     but her question is so absurd     that my brain's gonna shut down! [18:02] Haruto     Welp, might as well play along for now. [18:06] Haruto     Yep, that's right. [18:07] Haruto     I'm a hero of justice. [18:09] Charlotte     I knew it! [18:10] Haruto     What? [18:10] Charlotte     So you got your powers to     take care of the bad guys! [18:16] Haruto     Well... Sure, I guess you could say that. [18:19] Charlotte     Mother taught me! [18:21] Charlotte     A hero of justice is someone     who punishes evildoers! [18:28] Charlotte     How could I be so foolish? [18:30] Charlotte     I've been wrong about you this whole time! [18:33] Haruto     Oh, you have to keep this a secret. [18:36] Haruto     No one can know my true identity. [18:38] Charlotte     If you say so! [18:39] Charlotte     I'll have to lie to Father, then! [18:44] Haruto     I feel so guilty now... [18:46] Haruto     Well, moving on. [18:49] Haruto     Okay, I'll go take care of the guys outside. [18:52] Charlotte     Of course. [18:54] Charlotte     It's your job as a hero of justice, right? [18:58] Haruto     Yeah, let's go with that. [19:05] Admin Assistant     Lady Natalia and Lady Charlotte     have both escaped harm. [19:08] Admin Assistant     Flay has joined them, and is     escorting them as we speak. [19:13] Admin Assistant     Additionally, a number of     bodyguards were injured, [19:16] Admin Assistant     only to be spontaneously healed once again. [19:19] Gold     I see. [19:20] Gold     I'd love to thank the person who saved them, [19:23] Gold     but it seems he has no intention     of making himself known. [19:27] Gold     Haruto, what are your     thoughts on the matter? [19:30] Haruto     Well, I'm sure he'll stay on     our side as long as we behave. [19:37] Gold     I suppose. [19:38] Gold     Charlotte called him a hero of justice, [19:42] Gold     so we'll just have to wait and see for now. [19:45] Haruto     Yep, yep! [19:46] Haruto     Even if more imperial soldiers     pretend to be thieves and attack, [19:49] Haruto     I'm sure he'll take care of them for us. [19:50] Gold     How do you know they were imperial soldiers? [19:54] Haruto     I-I mean, wouldn't real     thieves be robbing towns? [19:58] Haruto     I figured that was the case     since they went after Mom... [20:01] Haruto     Huh? But that can't be right! [20:05] Haruto     You tightened security at the borders! [20:07] Haruto     How did they manage to get in here? [20:09] Gold     Could they have infiltrated the province     before we increased security? [20:13] Haruto     So close! You almost had it! [20:16] Gold     Wait, did someone on our     side help them get in? [20:19] Haruto     That must be it! [20:20] Gold     Haruto, sometimes I can hardly     believe you're only nine years old. [20:26] Haruto     Sorry, I'm actually an     old man on the inside. [20:29] Gold     That shrewd vixen... [20:31] Gold     It seems she's finally tipped her hand. [20:34] Haruto     Shrewd vixen? [20:36] Charlotte     Father, we're home! [20:38] Gold     Charlotte! Natalia! [20:42] Gold     I'm so glad you made it back safely! [20:49] Charlotte     Haruto! [20:52] Charlotte     Haruto, I missed you! [20:55] Natalia     Oh, since when were you two so friendly? [20:58] Gold     What's gotten into you? [21:00] Charlotte     No, there's no need for concern! [21:02] Charlotte     We all have our circumstances, [21:04] Charlotte     and I may be a child,     but it's perfectly fine! [21:07] Haruto     Don't word it so misleadingly! [21:10] Haruto     Look, they're lost for words! [21:13] Charlotte     Anyway, I love Haruto now! [21:20] Natalia     Well, isn't that great? [21:24] Haruto     I guess it worked out     since she likes me now? [21:27] Haruto     Wait, her cheeks rubbing against me... [21:29] Haruto     I like it! I like it a lot! [21:32] Flay     Stop that, young lady! [21:33] Flay     Get your hands off Lord Haruto! SIGN    m 0 0 l 110 0 l 102 22 l 0 22 SIGN    Episode Preview [23:09] Charlotte     Charlotte here! [23:10] Charlotte     My brother has incredible powers... [23:13] Charlotte     Oh, wait, that's a secret! [23:15] Charlotte     I had to lie to Father,     so please don't tell him! [23:18] Charlotte     Next episode: "Char Adores Me Now". SIGN    Char Adores Me Now [23:20] Charlotte     Haruto is so amazing!