Am I Actually the Strongest?

When Haruto is reincarnated as a magical newborn prince, his dream of an easy second life seems within reach. But when his magic levels are deemed weak, his parents abandon him in the forest. Little do they know the readings were wrong and his true abilities are off the charts! With newfound power, can he survive this world and attain the quiet life he longs for?

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Starting at Rock Bottom After Reincarnation

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[00:01] Haruto
    Five years ago,
[00:02] Haruto
    in the fall of my third year of junior high,
    I stopped leaving my room after being bullied.
[00:05] Mob 1
    Let's check out that event sometime.
[00:07] Mob 2
    I'm down!
[00:08] Haruto
    I lost all hope in my future
    and lived life aimlessly.
[00:13] Haruto
    Then it happened.
[00:23] Goddess
    Congratulations!
[00:25] Goddess
    After careful consideration,
    you've been selected to be reincarnated!
[00:30] Haruto
    What? Reincarnated?
[00:32] Haruto
    No kidding?
[00:34] Haruto
    Guess I ended up dying in that room.
[00:37] Goddess
    This new world is one where magical
    faculty means everything.
[00:39] Goddess
    So, I'll be granting you overpowered
    skills to facilitate your new life!
[00:43] Goddess
    Try and enjoy things to the
    fullest your second time around!
[00:48] Haruto
    I see...
[00:49] Haruto
    In that case, there's only
    one thing I could ask for.
[00:52] Haruto
    A nice, quiet life!
[00:54] Haruto
    Binging anime and games all day long
    until you doze off without realizing it...
[01:00] Haruto
    Nothing beats that degenerate lifestyle!
[01:02] Haruto
    All right! Reincarnate me!
[01:09] Haruto
    I'll use those overpowered
    skills she mentioned
[01:11] Haruto
    to live a lazy life, fantasy world or not!
[01:22] Haruto
    I need to start all the
    way from infancy?!
[01:25] Handmaid
    Your Majesty!
[01:26] Handmaid
    A healthy baby boy!
[01:28] Jilq
    Oh! Bravo!
[01:30] Jilq
    Well, Gizelotte?
[01:32] Jilq
    A lovely prince who takes after both of us.
[01:35] Jilq
    He clearly bears the royal
    insignia on his left breast.
[01:38] Jilq
    There can be no doubt he's our child!
[01:41] Gizelotte
    Come, now. Why, of course he is!
[01:44] Haruto
    This babe and handsome
    old guy are my parents?
[01:47] Haruto
    Wait, royalty?
[01:49] Haruto
    I can probably stay shut-in
    if I'm eighth in line or so.
[01:52] Jilq
    Now then, on with the magical assessment!
[01:55] Royal Magician
    Right away.
[02:03] Jilq
    What's his maximum mana level?
[02:06] Jilq
    The child born to the Flash Princess, who
    defeated the Demon King, and myself!
[02:08] Jilq
    I'm sure he'll be at least level 40... no, 50!
[02:12] Royal Magician
    M-My word!
[02:15] Royal Magician
    It's level 2!
[02:17] Royal Magician
    What's more, he seems to possess no element,
[02:20] Royal Magician
    so he can only use barrier magic...
[02:22] Jilq
    How could this be?!
[02:24] Jilq
    A good-for-nothing like him,
    born to the Flash Princess and myself?
[02:27] Jilq
    It will cause outrage among my subjects!
[02:29] Gizelotte
    Indeed.
[02:31] Gizelotte
    If word of this gets out...
[02:33] Haruto
    This isn't gonna be good.
[02:35] Group
    I know!
[02:36] Group
    We'll say that Prince Reinhardt
    died during childbirth!
[02:41] Haruto
    Excuse me?!
[02:42] Haruto
    Am I going to die immediately
    after reincarnation?!
[02:45] Haruto
    I was surrounded by awful
    people in my previous life,
[02:47] Haruto
    but here, as well?!
[02:49] Royal Magician
    Your Majesty, isn't that a bit extreme?
[02:51] Jilq
    Silence, I say!
[02:52] Jilq
    One of you!
[02:53] Jilq
    Dispose of this child in a
    forest far away from here!
[02:56] Jilq
    That's an order from your king!
[03:00] Goddess
    Oh, no!
[03:02] Colleague Goddess
    Huh? What's up?
[03:04] Goddess
    That guy I just reincarnated!
[03:06] Goddess
    I gave him overpowered skills,
    but no one realizes it!
[03:09] Colleague Goddess
    What's that mean?
[03:09] Goddess
    Turns out the measuring devices in
    that world only go up to two digits!
[03:14] Goddess
    Also, I forgot to give him an element!
[03:17] Colleague Goddess
    Wait, what did you set his level to?
[03:21] Goddess
    1002!
[03:23] Colleague Goddess
    That's in a whole 'nother ballpark...
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[05:02] Haruto
    No can do!
[05:03] Haruto
    My baby strength is getting me nowhere!
[05:05] Haruto
    I'm in a real pickle!
[05:08] Haruto
    Didn't that guy say I can use barrier magic?
[05:11] Haruto
    Okay, let's give it a go!
[05:14] Haruto
    How do I visualize this?
[05:16] Haruto
    Spherical? Cubic?
[05:19] Haruto
    See-through?
[05:21] Haruto
    Oh! Let's go, baby!
[05:25] Haruto
    Hi-yah!
[05:26] Haruto
    Here we go!
[05:28] Haruto
    Who knew magic would be so easy?
[05:32] Haruto
    I can enlarge it, or give it a color.
[05:36] Haruto
    It feels like the only limit
    here is my imagination.
[05:40] Haruto
    Hm?
[05:40] Haruto
    Wait, can I use this on myself?
[05:46] Haruto
    Oh, it worked!
[05:49] Haruto
    This power's more useful than I thought.
[05:51] Haruto
    Doesn't seem like it uses
    up mana or anything.
[05:54] Haruto
    Now if I come across a wild animal...
[06:00] Haruto
    Whoa! That was fast!
[06:02] Haruto
    Defend!
[06:05] Haruto
    Hey, that's pretty sturdy!
[06:07] Haruto
    In that case, I'll create
    a bunch of small ones...
[06:11] Haruto
    and attack!
[06:15] Haruto
    It's not doing much damage.
[06:17] Haruto
    I need something bigger here!
[06:30] Haruto
    How do you like that?!
[06:32] Haruto
    Whoa, you can still get back on your feet?!
[06:35] Haruto
    You're telling me those
    trees weren't enough?!
[06:38] Haruto
    How about this?!
[06:44] Flay
    H-Hold it right there!
[06:46] Flay
    I surrender!
[06:48] Haruto
    Surrender? Who said that?
[06:51] Haruto
    Whatever, ignore her.
[06:52] Flay
    Whoa!
[06:54] Flay
    H-Hey!
[06:55] Flay
    I said I surrender!
[06:57] Haruto
    Oh, it was the doggy!
[07:06] Flay
    I was planning on eating you
    to replenish my mana...
[07:10] Flay
    Who knew you'd be so strong?
[07:12] Flay
    What in the world are you?
[07:17] Flay
    You can't speak?
[07:19] Flay
    But your behavior seemed grounded
    in logical reasoning, at least...
[07:23] Haruto
    Talking, huh?
[07:25] Haruto
    Things are a bit annoying like this.
[07:27] Haruto
    I've got it!
[07:28] Haruto
    How about a barrier that
    turns thought into sound?
[07:32] Haruto
    If I attach this to my throat...
[07:36] Haruto
    H-Hello there!
[07:38] Flay
    So you can speak!
[07:41] Flay
    Who are you?
[07:42] Flay
    You look like a newborn human baby to me.
[07:45] Haruto
    What was my name? Reinhardt?
[07:48] Haruto
    That's a mouthful.
[07:50] Haruto
    My name is Haruto!
[07:52] Haruto
    I was born in a faraway kingdom,
[07:54] Haruto
    but I was abandoned on account
    of my low mana level.
[07:57] Flay
    What are you saying?
[07:59] Flay
    I sense mana emanating from you
    that far exceeds human limits...
[08:02] Flay
    Wait! Are you the Demon King reincarnate?!
[08:06] Haruto
    I was actually a jobless
    shut-in in my past life...
[08:08] Haruto
    but I don't want her knowing I'm a loser...
[08:13] Haruto
    Why, yes. I am the Demon King.
[08:17] Flay
    So that was indeed your true identity!
[08:19] Haruto
    She believed it so easily.
[08:20] Flay
    It's little wonder you're so strong.
[08:24] Flay
    I admit defeat. Now, kill me!
[08:27] Haruto
    That seems a bit excessive...
[08:29] Haruto
    I'm fine as long as you don't
    attack me from here on out.
[08:33] Flay
    What generosity!
[08:35] Flay
    I applaud you, Demon King!
[08:37] Flay
    Then I swear upon my name as a proud
    Flame Fenrir to keep that promise!
[08:43] Haruto
    What are you, a samurai?!
[08:44] Haruto
    Is that so? Glad to hear it.
[08:46] Haruto
    All right, Flay. Goodbye!
[08:51] Flay
    What a turn of events!
[08:53] Flay
    I just happened to be walking this way,
[08:55] Flay
    and yet I've been met with such fortune!
[08:58] Flay
    Please wait, Lord Haruto!
[09:00] Haruto
    Lord?
[09:01] Flay
    You've spared my life, and have
    even bestowed upon me a new name.
[09:05] Flay
    Our pact is hereby formed.
[09:08] Flay
    My master.
[09:10] Flay
    I swear to wholly devote myself to you.
[09:13] Haruto
    When I called you "Flay",
    I was just shortening it...
[09:17] Flay
    Such a splendid-sounding name.
[09:19] Haruto
    She's not listening!
[09:20] Haruto
    I didn't mean to enter
    into a pact with you...
[09:24] Haruto
    Huh?
[09:28] Flay
    My master!
[09:29] Flay
    What's the matter?!
[09:31] Haruto
    A problem that can't be solved
    with magic has come up...
[09:35] Haruto
    Let...
[09:36] Flay
    Let?!
[09:38] Haruto
    Let me... suck on some boobies.
[09:41] Flay
    Boobies...
[09:43] Flay
    Do you mean breast milk?
[09:44] Haruto
    I guess I'm asking for too much.
[09:47] Flay
    I'll do something about it.
[09:49] Haruto
    Really?!
[09:50] Flay
    I shall do what I must for my master!
[10:07] Flay
    I've successfully changed
    shape into a human.
[10:12] Flay
    Is something the matter?
[10:13] Haruto
    Put on some clothes!
[10:15] Flay
    M-My apologies!
[10:17] Flay
    For making you behold such a lowly sight...
[10:19] Haruto
    No, that's not what I...
[10:21] Haruto
    There!
[10:30] Haruto
    Wait, that's even sexier!
[10:32] Flay
    The breast milk, then?
[10:34] Haruto
    Yes, please.
[10:39] Haruto
    Why are you stripping?!
[10:40] Flay
    A mother can only start producing
    breast milk after mating.
[10:45] Flay
    Now then, fill me with your seed!
[10:48] Flay
    Go on!
[10:49] Haruto
    She's a total ditz, isn't she?
[10:52] Flay
    My deepest apologies.
[10:55] Flay
    I got your hopes up with
    my thoughtless remarks.
[10:58] Haruto
    Well, it's entirely understandable.
[11:01] Haruto
    Flay?
[11:03] Flay
    Someone's approaching.
[11:04] Haruto
    What?
[11:05] Flay
    Shall I kill them?
[11:06] Haruto
    No, let's start with communication.
[11:08] Haruto
    Ask them what they're after.
[11:15] Haruto
    You should be able to hear me using this.
[11:18] Flay
    Understood.
[11:24] Flay
    What business have you here?
[11:26] Gold
    I'm here for that baby.
[11:28] Flay
    I refuse!
[11:29] Haruto
    Seriously?!
[11:31] Gold
    What right do you have to refuse me?
[11:34] Flay
    Hmph. I suppose I'll tell you.
[11:36] Flay
    He became my master not long ago!
[11:39] Flay
    In other words, he belongs to me!
[11:41] Haruto
    Wait, I don't remember agreeing to that.
[11:45] Gold
    That child belongs to a relative of mine.
[11:48] Gold
    Circumstances led to his abandonment,
    so I've come to save him.
[11:51] Flay
    Save him?
[11:52] Flay
    Why come back for something you abandoned?
[11:55] Flay
    You humans are truly beyond comprehension.
[11:58] Gold
    We have a concept called compassion.
[12:00] Gold
    What's more, I figured that
    baby must be famished.
[12:05] Gold
    This is breast milk.
[12:07] Gold
    Will you feed him with it?
[12:09] Haruto
    That's it!
[12:09] Flay
    Flay! Take it!
[12:11] Flay
    You fiend! How rotten of you!
[12:13] Flay
    Did you plan this, knowing
    I can't make breast milk?!
[12:16] Haruto
    She's ignoring me!
[12:19] Haruto
    Flay! Hurry up and accept it!
[12:21] Haruto
    I'm dying of hunger here!
[12:23] Gold
    Your breast milk is no business of mine,
[12:26] Gold
    but it looks like you're not fit
    to be raising a human child.
[12:30] Flay
    How can you say that with such confidence?!
[12:33] Flay
    And why do you even care
    so much about this child?!
[12:37] Gold
    It's a bit of a personal story.
[12:40] Gold
    My wife was pregnant once.
[12:42] Gold
    Our child never ended up
    seeing the light of day.
[12:47] Gold
    That baby there was abandoned for
    its lack of potential,
[12:50] Gold
    but none of that matters to me.
[12:52] Gold
    Every child that enters this world should
    have the chance to savor life.
[12:58] Gold
    That's all there is to it.
[13:01] Flay
    Wh-What a tragic tale!
[13:05] Gold
    Taking a human child as your master,
    suddenly bursting into tears...
[13:09] Gold
    You're one bizarre demon.
[13:13] Gold
    How about we make a deal?
[13:15] Gold
    If you insist on taking him as your master,
[13:17] Gold
    I can take you in as a personal attendant.
[13:20] Gold
    How's that sound?
[13:23] Flay
    I'll do as you say,
    considering your circumstances.
[13:26] Flay
    I'll watch over him by his side.
[13:29] Gold
    Very well. It's a deal.
[13:38] Gold
    Tear up that garb of his,
    and swaddle him in this instead.
[13:43] Flay
    Oh? A bit of subterfuge?
[13:46] Gold
    Let us be off.
[13:49] Haruto
    Flay, can you get me that breast milk?
[13:52] Flay
    The only breast milk you'll
    be drinking is mine!
[13:55] Haruto
    You're kidding, right?
SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
[14:04] Haruto
    Father. Mother. Char.
[14:06] Haruto
    Good morning, everyone.
[14:08] Gold
    Good morning, Haruto.
[14:10] Haruto
    Nine years have passed.
[14:11] Haruto
    Under the care of Margrave Gold,
    I managed to live on.
[14:16] Haruto
    My original plan was to leave as
    soon as I'd been weaned off milk,
[14:20] Haruto
    but I was met with such kindness and comfort
    that I just couldn't help but stay.
[14:23] Natalia
    Say good morning to your brother.
[14:24] Haruto
    If I have one problem in my life...
[14:30] Haruto
    Being hated by a cute little girl!
[14:33] Haruto
    You're making your brother so sad!
[14:35] Flay
    The two of you are as sullen as ever, I see.
[14:38] Flay
    Can't you do any better
    to cheer up Lord Haruto?!
[14:40] Flay
    Here.
[14:41] Flay
    The head chef put everything
    he had into making this.
[14:43] Flay
    Eat up.
[14:46] Flay
    Here, young lady.
[14:47] Flay
    Make sure you finish it all.
[14:49] Charlotte
    Flay! Good morning!
SIGN    Looks like you're doing
    just fine, young lady!
[14:54] Haruto
    She's super fond of Flay...
[14:56] Haruto
    Why her?!
[14:57] Charlotte
    Hey, hey.
[14:58] Charlotte
    Will you play with me again today?
[15:00] Flay
    No can do.
[15:01] Flay
    I've been entrusted with the important
    task of looking after Lord Haruto.
[15:04] Haruto
    Flay. Please play with her.
[15:07] Flay
    If I must.
[15:09] Charlotte
    Hooray!
[15:13] Charlotte
    Hey, wait for me!
[15:16] Flay
    You're too slow, young lady!
[15:20] Natalia
    Haruto, don't let it bother you.
[15:22] Haruto
    Mom.
[15:24] Haruto
    It really doesn't bother me.
[15:27] Natalia
    Doesn't look that way to me.
[15:29] Natalia
    I think the reason Charlotte
    is shy around you
[15:33] Natalia
    is because she doesn't know how
    to act around a boy her age.
[15:37] Haruto
    You think?
[15:38] Natalia
    I'm sure of it!
[15:41] Natalia
    I mean, look at how well she gets
    along with a girl like Flay!
[15:45] Haruto
    Could it be?!
[15:46] Haruto
    Has Char figured out that I'm really
    an old man who's almost thirty?!
[15:52] Charlotte
    You smell like a reclusive old man.
[15:55] Haruto
    That makes sense.
[15:57] Haruto
    Little girls don't want
    to hang out with old men.
[16:00] Natalia
    Come now, no need for dramatics.
[16:02] Natalia
    I have an idea!
[16:04] Natalia
    Why not do something special for Char?
[16:07] Natalia
    If you show Char what a
    reliable brother you are,
[16:10] Natalia
    I'm sure she'll have a change of heart!
[16:12] Haruto
    Huh?
[16:13] Haruto
    I suck at social situations.
[16:15] Haruto
    That's asking for way too much out of me.
[16:17] Natalia
    And you know, you're the heir
    to this fine estate of ours.
[16:21] Natalia
    Instead of holing up in
    your room all the time,
[16:23] Natalia
    why don't you join her outside
    every once in a while?
[16:26] Natalia
    As your mother, I'll do everything
    I can to help you two get along!
[16:31] Haruto
    Yeah... Thanks.
[16:36] Haruto
    I really should leave the nest soon.
[16:39] Haruto
    But if I leave, then Flay would come along.
[16:42] Haruto
    I'm sure that'll only end up
    making Char hate me more.
[16:45] Haruto
    That said, if I tried
    to leave Flay behind...
[16:48] Flay
    If I can't be by my master's side,
[16:51] Flay
    I have nothing more to live for!
[16:53] Haruto
    She'd totally say that.
[16:56] Haruto
    If I stay here, though, I bet they'll
    make me do this and that...
[17:00] Haruto
    What's your take on this?
[17:03] Haruto
    These past nine years, to prepare
    for when I'd have to leave,
[17:06] Haruto
    I've studied as much about barrier magic
    as I could, to create this robot copy...
[17:17] Haruto
    But I still can't get it to talk or move.
[17:21] Haruto
    Hold on.
[17:23] Haruto
    If I want to leave without
    making anyone sad...
[17:27] Haruto
    I need to make a Flay
    doll as well, don't I?!
[17:32] Haruto
    Who is it?
[17:33] Gold
    Haruto, come with me for a moment.
[17:36] Haruto
    That can't be good!
[17:39] Gold
    Starting today, I'll be teaching
    you how to use a sword.
[17:42] Haruto
    See? I knew it!
[17:43] Gold
    Don't look so grumpy about it.
[17:46] Gold
    You have an exceedingly low mana level.
[17:49] Gold
    Which is why we need to have
    you develop other skills.
[17:53] Gold
    Or have you found some other
    field that interests you?
[17:56] Haruto
    Well, that'd have to be shutting mysel—
[17:59] Haruto
    Um...
[18:00] Haruto
    Studying ancient magic?
[18:03] Gold
    Well, I'll be.
[18:05] Gold
    So you see potential in the lost
    magic of the mythical era?
[18:09] Gold
    I thought you were holed up
    in your room doing nothing,
[18:12] Gold
    but you were giving it
    thought in your own way.
[18:14] Haruto
    Well, I should get back to my research...
[18:16] Gold
    Not so fast.
[18:17] Gold
    You might yet have talent with a sword.
[18:20] Gold
    You never know unless you try.
[18:23] Haruto
    Guess I can't weasel my way out of it...
[18:26] Gold
    Come! I'm ready when you are!
[18:28] Haruto
    Dad is a seasoned warrior,
    known as the Earth-Shattering Warhammer.
[18:32] Haruto
    There's no way I can land a hit on him!
[18:35] Haruto
    I really don't want to get hurt,
[18:37] Haruto
    so I'll use a barrier to make up
    for my poor physical ability.
[18:43] Haruto
    Hah!
[18:44] Haruto
    Whoa!
[18:47] Haruto
    I forgot to put a barrier
    up around the sword!
[18:50] Gold
    What was that just now?
[18:53] Haruto
    Huh?
[18:54] Gold
    I'll stop in the nick of time...
[18:56] Gold
    but try and dodge it anyway.
[19:08] Haruto
    That was close!
[19:09] Haruto
    Stop in the nick of time?
    That was a full-on swing!
[19:14] Gold
    That should have been impossible to
    dodge for anyone under level 30.
[19:20] Haruto
    Are you sure?
[19:22] Haruto
    To tell the truth, I also felt
    something was off about that.
[19:28] Haruto
    There was a time when I got my hopes up,
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    with barrier magic
[19:30] Haruto
    and thought my mana level
    might be in the hundreds...
[19:35] Haruto
    They say that level 77 was the
    highest in all of humanity,
[19:39] Haruto
    so there's no way it'd
    be in the thousands...
[19:42] Haruto
    I have a mana level of 2.
[19:44] Haruto
    And I've confirmed that
    I possess no element.
[19:46] Haruto
    I concluded that my lack of an element
    lets me use magic extremely efficiently.
[19:52] Haruto
    Is that a part of the overpowered
    skills that the Goddess gave me?
[19:58] Gold
    An innate awakening?
[20:00] Gold
    Which means...
[20:02] Gold
    Never mind that.
[20:03] Gold
    You move like a complete amateur.
[20:06] Gold
    Now then, let's continue training,
    and turn you into an elite swordsman.
[20:10] Haruto
    What?!
[20:20] Natalia
    You sure seem busy lately.
[20:23] Gold
    I started teaching Haruto
    how to use a sword today.
[20:28] Natalia
    Oh, how did it go?
[20:31] Gold
    He might be...
[20:33] Gold
    a returned demon.
[20:36] Natalia
    H-How could you say that, dear?!
[20:39] Gold
    Shh.
[20:40] Gold
    Secret royal family records tell
    of a man who had lain with demons.
[20:46] Gold
    Rare as it may be, there are those
    born exhibiting demonic traits.
[20:50] Natalia
    That may be, but Haruto doesn't
    have horns or a tail!
[20:54] Gold
    That's true.
[20:56] Gold
    However, it's said the royal insignia holds
    strange powers we still don't understand.
[21:01] Gold
    The secret to why the demon Flay shows such
    deference to Haruto may lie there, as well.
[21:07] Natalia
    Haruto is a normal boy!
[21:09] Natalia
    Nothing more than that!
[21:14] Gold
    Don't you worry.
[21:15] Gold
    That's what I think, too.
[21:17] Gold
    So no matter what happens,
    we'll make sure our son lives a happy life.
[21:22] Natalia
    Yes, you're right.
[21:28] Charlotte
    There's no way Haruto is a demon.
[21:33] Charlotte
    But... Haruto...
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[23:09] Charlotte
    My name is Charlotte!
[23:11] Charlotte
    Flay is always nice and plays with me,
[23:13] Charlotte
    but I don't know how to act around Haruto.
[23:17] Charlotte
    Will we ever get along?
[23:18] Charlotte
    Next episode: "Char Hates Me".
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[23:20] Charlotte
    I don't hate you...

Season 1

E2 - Char Hates Me

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[00:02] Haruto
    Dad's seemed really busy lately.
[00:05] Haruto
    Well, I'm fine with that.
    It means no sword lessons.

[00:09] Maid
    Bring all the bandages and antiseptic we have!
[00:12] Haruto
    Huh? What's all the commotion?
[00:19] Soldier A
    Send for everyone we have
    who can use healing magic!
[00:23] Soldier B
    Over here, too!
[00:25] Soldier B
    Those with severe wounds come first!
[00:32] Haruto
    What happened here?
[00:34] Gold
    I had kept it a secret from you,
[00:36] Gold
    but there's been a rash of attacks
    from thieves in our province.
[00:41] Gold
    We received intelligence about their
    base and were headed there
[00:43] Gold
    when they ambushed us from behind.
[00:47] Gold
    We had exercised caution.
[00:49] Gold
    Made all necessary preparations.
[00:51] Gold
    I swore to take no prisoners,
    but look at us now!
[00:55] Gold
    How humiliating!
[01:00] Gold
    Haruto.
[01:01] Gold
    This must be a grisly sight
    to behold at your young age.
[01:05] Gold
    Don't feel obliged to stay. Go back inside.
[01:14] Flay
    Done in by a band of thieves?
[01:17] Flay
    That blasted Gold is utterly useless!
[01:19] Haruto
    Flay.
[01:22] Haruto
    Shut your mouth.
[01:30] Soldier
    You there! Hurry up!
[01:36] Soldier C
    Huh?!
[01:46] Soldier F
    My leg is in one piece again!
[01:49] Maid
    Incredible!
[01:51] Soldier
    Look at this!
[01:52] Gold
    What in the world?
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[03:38] Haruto
    Huh?
[03:40] Haruto
    Wait, have you been out
    here this whole time?
[03:44] Haruto
    Are you listening, Flay?!
[03:48] Haruto
    Wait a minute.
[03:49] Haruto
    Was she waiting for me as I slept
    because of that order I gave her?

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[03:53] Haruto
    She sure is stupid...
[03:56] Haruto
    I lost my temper earlier.
[03:58] Haruto
    I'm sorry. You can talk.
[04:02] Flay
    No, it seems I offended you in some way.
[04:06] Flay
    My apologies.
[04:09] Haruto
    She doesn't know why I was mad?!
[04:11] Haruto
    Can you come with me for a minute?
[04:13] Flay
    Of course!
[04:19] Haruto
    We need to start by finding the
    guys who attacked Dad and his men.
[04:35] Haruto
    These guys mostly look like thieves,
[04:37] Haruto
    but some are normal soldiers.
[04:40] Haruto
    Could this be the spot where
    our men were ambushed?
[04:44] Flay
    Don't you think the enemy must
    have known we were coming?
[04:48] Haruto
    You mean a spy?
[04:51] Haruto
    Let's wipe them out.
[04:52] Haruto
    Every last one of them.
[04:53] Flay
    Yes!
[05:12] Minion A
    Excellent work out there, Captain!
[05:15] Boss
    I told you to call me Boss here.
[05:17] Minion A
    Just remembering the flustered look
    on the Earth-Shattering Warhammer
[05:21] Minion A
    makes this booze taste all the sweeter!
[05:23] Boss
    It's too early to be celebrating.
[05:25] Boss
    We did end up letting him get away.
[05:28] Boss
    I can't wait to get rid of him
    and return to our homeland!
[05:31] Minion B
    You said it!
[05:33] Haruto
    I see. So that's what's going on.
[05:37] Boss
    Who goes there?!
[05:41] Minion A
    I-I can't move!
[05:45] Haruto
    All I did was freeze you
    in place with barriers.
[05:48] Minion A
    Barriers?! What nonsense is—
[05:50] Haruto
    Can you be quiet?
[05:55] Haruto
    Look, all you have to do
    is answer my questions.
[06:00] Haruto
    Lie to me, and you'll pay the price.
[06:05] Haruto
    So that's it.
[06:07] Haruto
    You're soldiers from the neighboring empire.
[06:10] Sign
    The Empire
[06:10] Sign
    Border Province
[06:10] Sign
    The Kingdom
[06:10] Haruto
    Infiltrate the kingdom disguised as thieves,
[06:13] Haruto
    with the goal of causing internal mayhem.
[06:16] Flay
    There should have been troops
    guarding the borders.
[06:19] Minion A
    W-We had an accomplice!
[06:21] Haruto
    An accomplice?
[06:22] Boss
    We don't know anything beyond that!
[06:25] Haruto
    You'd need to hold more influence
    than Dad to pull that off.

[06:30] Haruto
    Is there someone in the kingdom
    who's after his life?

[06:35] Boss
    We've told you everything we know!
[06:38] Boss
    We'll call off this operation!
[06:40] Boss
    So please!
[06:41] Haruto
    I understand.
[06:43] Haruto
    Thanks for your cooperation.
[06:45] Haruto
    Flay, could you burn this entire
    fort to the ground?
[06:49] Flay
    Yes!
[06:51] Boss
    We were simply acting on orders!
[06:53] Haruto
    Ah...
[06:54] Haruto
    I really don't give a damn
    about your side of the story.
[06:58] Haruto
    After all, you were the
    ones who ambushed my dad.
[07:02] Haruto
    There's no way I'd let
    you go free after that.
[07:06] Flay
    This is the price you pay for
    incurring my master's rage.
[07:09] Flay
    Taste his vengeance!
[07:11] Boss
    S-Somebody help!
[07:17] Thief 1
    The fort is on fire!
[07:19] Thief 2
    Let's get out of here!
[07:27] Flay
    Good work out there, Lord Haruto.
[07:29] Haruto
    Yeah. You, too, Flay.
[07:32] Haruto
    I don't know much about imperial
    soldiers or conflict between nations.
[07:38] Haruto
    But they started this fight,
    so I don't have to show mercy.
[07:42] Haruto
    For now, I'll send Dad an anonymous
    letter explaining what happened today.
[07:51] Admin Assistant
    We've confirmed that the thieves
    in the fort have been eradicated,
[07:56] Admin Assistant
    as per the letter.
[07:58] Gold
    The entire fort burned to the ground?
[08:00] Admin Assistant
    Indeed.
[08:01] Admin Assistant
    It's unclear how many managed to escape,
[08:04] Admin Assistant
    but the ones we have in
    custody attest to such.
[08:08] Gold
    How could the border
    garrison let this happen?
[08:12] Gold
    They'll need to be thoroughly investigated.
[08:15] Admin Assistant
    As you wish.
[08:21] Gold
    I figured they were no ordinary thieves,
[08:24] Gold
    but to think the Empire was involved...
[08:27] Gold
    What I had feared all
    along has come to pass.

[08:31] Charlotte
    Father.
[08:32] Charlotte
    Who took care of the bad guys?
[08:35] Gold
    Hmm, who could it be?
[08:38] Gold
    The efficiency, lack of compassion,
    and command over fire on display...
[08:43] Gold
    It all seems to point to one person.
[08:45] (Flashback) Flay
    Huh? What's this about?
[08:48] Gold
    Her strength surpasses my own.
[08:51] Gold
    She roams the province to establish
    dominance over monsters,
[08:54] Gold
    so I figured it might have
    been during one such outing.
[09:04] Charlotte
    Father, I remembered I need to go somewhere!
[09:07] Gold
    If you're going to play outside,
    make sure you take someone with you.
[09:11] Charlotte
    Yes!
[09:21] Charlotte
    Just who is *Haruto?
[09:27] Charlotte
    Flay, I have a question for you.
[09:30] Charlotte
    Are there two Harutos?!
[09:34] Flay
    What are you blathering on about now?
[09:37] Flay
    Did you hit your head?
[09:39] Charlotte
    The truth is that last night,
[09:41] Charlotte
    I saw what looked like you and
    Haruto flying through the night,
[09:46] Charlotte
    but I know Haruto doesn't
    have enough mana to fly,
[09:51] Charlotte
    so I went to his room to check.
[09:53] Charlotte
    Haruto was in there,
[09:55] Charlotte
    but I didn't feel his usual scary aura.
[09:59] Charlotte
    What could it all mean?
[10:03] Flay
    So you can sense Lord Haruto's power.
[10:06] Flay
    I'm impressed, young lady.
[10:09] Flay
    What you felt was none other than...
[10:12] Flay
    Lord Haruto's extraordinary mana!
[10:15] Flay
    He has been blessed with
    immeasurable power from infancy.
[10:20] Flay
    It far exceeds human limits!
[10:23] Flay
    So much so that a demon like
    me cannot hope to surpass him!
[10:27] Flay
    In other words, that's just
    how marvelous Lord Haruto is!
[10:32] Charlotte
    Do you know what Haruto really is?
[10:35] Flay
    I certainly do.
[10:36] Flay
    But I cannot reveal it.
[10:39] Flay
    Young lady.
[10:41] Flay
    If you worry too much
    over such trivial matters,
[10:43] Flay
    you'll never grow nice and big.
[10:52] Flay
    That's what happened earlier.
[10:55] Haruto
    Is that right?
[10:56] Haruto
    So Char caught sight of
    us leaving last night.

[10:59] Haruto
    *And *she immediately found out
    about my clone!
SIGN    I need to tell
    Father about this!
[11:03] Haruto
    Wait, does she think I'm incredibly fishy?!
[11:08] Haruto
    Guess I should make some
    surveillance barriers.

[11:11] Haruto
    I'll also set it up to ring an alarm
    based on what Char is up to and where.

[11:17] Flay
    If I may ask, why *are
    *there two Lord Harutos?
[11:22] Haruto
    Don't worry about it.
[11:27] Haruto
    Bathroom... Bathroom...
[11:31] Haruto
    I knew she'd be there.
[11:33] Haruto
    What if I just confront her and
    ask why she's spying on me?

[11:38] Haruto
    Okay!
[11:39] Haruto
    Hey, Char—
[11:47] Haruto
    Didn't work, huh?
[11:49] Natalia
    Haruto! Hurry up and take a bath!
[11:56] Haruto
    There's no way she'd follow
    me into the bath, right?

[12:02] Haruto
    So much for that!
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[12:42] Haruto
    Mom and Charlotte are going on a trip?
[12:45] Gold
    There's an annual festival
    this time of year.
[12:48] Gold
    I'm usually the one who makes the journey,
    but they'll be going instead this year.
[12:52] Haruto
    You should take Flay with you, then.
[12:54] Natalia
    I haven't seen her around lately.
[12:57] Natalia
    I thought she was running errands for you.
[12:59] Haruto
    Oh, yeah.
[13:01] Haruto
    I asked Flay to intimidate the monsters
    so they don't attack towns and villages.

[13:07] Haruto
    She's more competent than
    I sometimes give her credit for.

[13:10] Flay
    I could have sworn I just heard Lord Haruto!
[13:15] Charlotte
    Grr...
SIGN    Grr...
[13:18] Haruto
    Those glaring eyes hurt me.
[13:26] Haruto
    The surveillance barrier I put on Char!
[13:29] Haruto
    Seriously? This can't be happening!
[13:37] Captain
    Lady Natalia, please make your escape!
[13:40] Captain
    Now!
[13:44] Imperial Soldier D
    Capture them!
[13:45] Imperial Soldier D
    Don't let them get away!
[13:48] Natalia
    What are imperial soldiers doing here?!
[13:59] Charlotte
    Mother!
[14:03] Charlotte
    Mother, that way!
[14:05] Natalia
    Charlotte?
[14:06] Charlotte
    Hurry!
[14:11] Charlotte
    Looks like you make a right here!
[14:13] Natalia
    Is someone giving directions to Charlotte?
[14:16] Natalia
    But how in the world?
[14:24] Charlotte
    Jump down!
[14:41] Natalia
    I'm almost out of mana!
[14:43] Natalia
    This is as far as we go!
[14:45] Charlotte
    We're almost there, Mother!
[14:48] Charlotte
    There's supposed to be a place to hide there!
[15:02] Natalia
    It's overgrown with luminous moss.
[15:05] Natalia
    There's nowhere to hide when
    it's this bright in here.

[15:11] Natalia
    Charlotte.
[15:12] Natalia
    I'm going to go find the person
    who was giving you directions.
[15:16] Natalia
    They're nearby, aren't they?
[15:18] Natalia
    I don't know who it might be,
[15:21] Natalia
    but I'm sure they must be a hero of justice.
[15:23] Charlotte
    A hero of justice?
[15:27] Natalia
    Someone who punishes evildoers.
[15:29] Natalia
    I'm going to go and get them.
[15:32] Natalia
    So you wait right here.
[15:34] Natalia
    You mustn't make a sound.
[15:37] Charlotte
    D-Don't go, Mother!
[15:41] Natalia
    Everything's okay.
[15:43] Natalia
    I'll make sure you're safe.
[15:48] Charlotte
    No... Mother...
[15:53] Charlotte
    Mother!
[16:02] Natalia
    Illusionary magic?
[16:03] Natalia
    Such advanced magic...
[16:05] Imperial Soldier D
    Over here!
[16:08] Imperial Soldier D
    Just the mother?
[16:10] Imperial Soldier D
    The child must be nearby!
[16:12] Imperial Soldier D
    Find her!
[16:13] Group
    Right away!
[16:14] Natalia
    I can't let myself be captured here.
[16:17] Natalia
    In that case...
[16:19] Imperial Soldier D
    What do you think you're doing?
[16:20] Imperial Soldier D
    If you resist...
[16:26] Natalia
    I'm so sorry, Gold.
[16:29] Natalia
    Charlotte.
[16:31] Natalia
    Haruto.
[16:43] Haruto
    I was too late.
[16:45] Haruto
    Flying at top speed wasn't enough!
[16:47] Haruto
    Ah, damn it!
[16:49] Haruto
    Now I'm angry!
[16:50] Haruto
    You've really pissed me off!
[16:52] Imperial Soldier D
    Who are you?!
[16:53] Haruto
    Shut up!
[17:00] Charlotte
    Mother! Mother!
[17:06] Haruto
    Charlotte.
[17:08] Haruto
    Your mother is alive.
[17:10] Haruto
    She's passed out, so watch over her for me.
[17:14] Haruto
    If you wait here, help will come.
[17:17] Haruto
    So endure it for a little longer.
[17:20] Charlotte
    This scary aura...
[17:22] Charlotte
    This must be...
[17:24] Charlotte
    But still, he saved us!
[17:29] Charlotte
    So...
[17:31] Charlotte
    Haruto!
[17:34] Haruto
    H-Hey.
[17:40] Haruto
    Shoot.
[17:41] Haruto
    I turned around when she called my name.
[17:45] Charlotte
    H-Haruto...
[17:48] Charlotte
    Are you a hero of justice?
[17:51] Haruto
    Excuse me?
[17:53] Haruto
    Um...
[17:55] Haruto
    I'm already about to lose it at my very
    first conversation with my sister,

[17:58] Haruto
    but her question is so absurd
    that my brain's gonna shut down!

[18:02] Haruto
    Welp, might as well play along for now.
[18:06] Haruto
    Yep, that's right.
[18:07] Haruto
    I'm a hero of justice.
[18:09] Charlotte
    I knew it!
[18:10] Haruto
    What?
[18:10] Charlotte
    So you got your powers to
    take care of the bad guys!
[18:16] Haruto
    Well... Sure, I guess you could say that.
[18:19] Charlotte
    Mother taught me!
[18:21] Charlotte
    A hero of justice is someone
    who punishes evildoers!
[18:28] Charlotte
    How could I be so foolish?
[18:30] Charlotte
    I've been wrong about you this whole time!
[18:33] Haruto
    Oh, you have to keep this a secret.
[18:36] Haruto
    No one can know my true identity.
[18:38] Charlotte
    If you say so!
[18:39] Charlotte
    I'll have to lie to Father, then!
[18:44] Haruto
    I feel so guilty now...
[18:46] Haruto
    Well, moving on.
[18:49] Haruto
    Okay, I'll go take care of the guys outside.
[18:52] Charlotte
    Of course.
[18:54] Charlotte
    It's your job as a hero of justice, right?
[18:58] Haruto
    Yeah, let's go with that.
[19:05] Admin Assistant
    Lady Natalia and Lady Charlotte
    have both escaped harm.
[19:08] Admin Assistant
    Flay has joined them, and is
    escorting them as we speak.
[19:13] Admin Assistant
    Additionally, a number of
    bodyguards were injured,
[19:16] Admin Assistant
    only to be spontaneously healed once again.
[19:19] Gold
    I see.
[19:20] Gold
    I'd love to thank the person who saved them,
[19:23] Gold
    but it seems he has no intention
    of making himself known.
[19:27] Gold
    Haruto, what are your
    thoughts on the matter?
[19:30] Haruto
    Well, I'm sure he'll stay on
    our side as long as we behave.
[19:37] Gold
    I suppose.
[19:38] Gold
    Charlotte called him a hero of justice,
[19:42] Gold
    so we'll just have to wait and see for now.
[19:45] Haruto
    Yep, yep!
[19:46] Haruto
    Even if more imperial soldiers
    pretend to be thieves and attack,
[19:49] Haruto
    I'm sure he'll take care of them for us.
[19:50] Gold
    How do you know they were imperial soldiers?
[19:54] Haruto
    I-I mean, wouldn't real
    thieves be robbing towns?
[19:58] Haruto
    I figured that was the case
    since they went after Mom...
[20:01] Haruto
    Huh? But that can't be right!
[20:05] Haruto
    You tightened security at the borders!
[20:07] Haruto
    How did they manage to get in here?
[20:09] Gold
    Could they have infiltrated the province
    before we increased security?
[20:13] Haruto
    So close! You almost had it!
[20:16] Gold
    Wait, did someone on our
    side help them get in?
[20:19] Haruto
    That must be it!
[20:20] Gold
    Haruto, sometimes I can hardly
    believe you're only nine years old.
[20:26] Haruto
    Sorry, I'm actually an
    old man on the inside.

[20:29] Gold
    That shrewd vixen...
[20:31] Gold
    It seems she's finally tipped her hand.
[20:34] Haruto
    Shrewd vixen?
[20:36] Charlotte
    Father, we're home!
[20:38] Gold
    Charlotte! Natalia!
[20:42] Gold
    I'm so glad you made it back safely!
[20:49] Charlotte
    Haruto!
[20:52] Charlotte
    Haruto, I missed you!
[20:55] Natalia
    Oh, since when were you two so friendly?
[20:58] Gold
    What's gotten into you?
[21:00] Charlotte
    No, there's no need for concern!
[21:02] Charlotte
    We all have our circumstances,
[21:04] Charlotte
    and I may be a child,
    but it's perfectly fine!
[21:07] Haruto
    Don't word it so misleadingly!
[21:10] Haruto
    Look, they're lost for words!
[21:13] Charlotte
    Anyway, I love Haruto now!
[21:20] Natalia
    Well, isn't that great?
[21:24] Haruto
    I guess it worked out
    since she likes me now?

[21:27] Haruto
    Wait, her cheeks rubbing against me...
[21:29] Haruto
    I like it! I like it a lot!
[21:32] Flay
    Stop that, young lady!
[21:33] Flay
    Get your hands off Lord Haruto!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 110 0 l 102 22 l 0 22
SIGN    Episode Preview
[23:09] Charlotte
    Charlotte here!
[23:10] Charlotte
    My brother has incredible powers...
[23:13] Charlotte
    Oh, wait, that's a secret!
[23:15] Charlotte
    I had to lie to Father,
    so please don't tell him!
[23:18] Charlotte
    Next episode: "Char Adores Me Now".
SIGN    Char Adores Me Now
[23:20] Charlotte
    Haruto is so amazing!

Season 1

E3 - Char Adores Me Now

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[00:04] Charlotte
    Haruto!
[00:05] Charlotte
    Let's play together!
[00:07] Haruto
    Would it kill you to knock?
[00:09] Charlotte
    Okay!
[00:12] Charlotte
    I will next time!
[00:15] Haruto
    Since then, Charlotte has been barging
    into my room on a near-daily basis.

[00:20] Haruto
    I guess it was the same
    when she used to hate me,

[00:22] Haruto
    but I honestly have no idea how to deal with
    her now that she won't stop clinging to me.

[00:26] Haruto
    But well, I don't mind.
[00:28] Haruto
    In fact, I find it soothing,
    like being at a petting zoo.

[00:32] Charlotte
    Haruto, what is that?
[00:35] Haruto
    Hmm? Oh, it's surveillance magic.
[00:39] Charlotte
    Is that ancient magic?!
[00:41] Haruto
    Oh, yeah, totally.
[00:44] Charlotte
    Haruto, you're amazing!
[00:48] Haruto
    Oh, yeah, I forgot I told Dad that
    I was studying ancient magic.

[00:53] Haruto
    Yeah, it's a pain in the butt, since it's
    a lost magic with no surviving knowledge.
[00:57] Charlotte
    It's not all lost!
[00:59] Haruto
    Eh?
[00:59] Charlotte
    There's some stuff about it
     in the castle library.
[01:02] Charlotte
    I'll take you there!
SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
[02:38] Haruto
    Check it out!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 45 13 l -5 13
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Char Adores Me Now
[02:42] Haruto
    I didn't realize this place existed.
[02:58] Haruto
    Thanks.
[02:59] Charlotte
    You're very welcome!
[03:02] Haruto
    "On the Possibility of
    Reviving Ancient Magic.
[03:06] Haruto
    Ancient magic is non-elemental in nature.
[03:08] Haruto
    Modern magic supplements this
    with the four elements."
[03:12] Haruto
    That's interesting.
[03:14] Haruto
    Maybe my barrier magic is related
    to ancient magic in some respects.

[03:18] Charlotte
    There are lots of theories
    about ancient magic,
[03:22] Charlotte
    but this one's the most interesting.
[03:25] Haruto
    You read this?
[03:27] Haruto
    It's full of hard words.
[03:29] Charlotte
    I had help from Mother and Flay!
[03:32] Charlotte
    So I want you to read it to me, too!
[03:35] Haruto
    All right, then.
[03:37] Haruto
    Time to activate my big bro skills.
[03:45] Haruto
    Char, you know there's a perfectly
    good chair right next to you.
[03:50] Charlotte
    Mother and Flay read to me
    while I sit on their laps.
[03:54] Haruto
    Oh, really?
[03:57] Haruto
    Huh, there are gods who can travel
    between different worlds?
[04:01] Haruto
    That's amazing.
[04:03] Haruto
    Wait, I've seen this before in anime!
[04:07] Haruto
    Aw man, I haven't watched anime in so long!
[04:11] Haruto
    That's the one complaint I
    have about living in this world.
[04:15] Charlotte
    What kind of stories are these "anime"?
[04:19] Haruto
    Oh, it'd take a while to explain,
[04:23] Haruto
    and I don't think you'd really understand.
[04:25] Charlotte
    That's not true!
[04:26] Charlotte
    I'll do my best to listen!
[04:28] Haruto
    R-Really?
[04:30] Haruto
    Here I go, then.
[04:33] Haruto
    Every frame gets colored,
    then photographed...
[04:37] Haruto
    That is, the pictures move!
[04:40] Haruto
    And talk!
[04:43] Haruto
    O-Oh, no!
[04:45] Haruto
    I got worked up and blabbed away!
[04:48] Haruto
    She's gonna think I'm weird!
[04:52] Charlotte
    The pictures...
[04:54] Charlotte
    What strange magic!
[04:56] Charlotte
    I wanna see it!
[05:00] Haruto
    I see, you want to watch it?
[05:02] Haruto
    Me, too.
[05:05] Charlotte
    Seeing you so excited makes me happy!
[05:09] Haruto
    Mom!
[05:11] Haruto
    Thanks for raising Char
    to be such a good girl!

[05:15] Haruto
    A-All right!
[05:17] Haruto
    I'm gonna do my best to
    let you watch some anime!
SIGN    Two Weeks Later
[05:20] Haruto
    And two weeks later...
[05:22] Haruto
    I got my plan to work.
[05:27] Haruto
    I'll gloss over the details,
[05:29] Haruto
    but I managed to get a modern
    Japanese internet connection.

[05:33] Haruto
    My streaming subscription was still active.
SIGN    Sports
SIGN    Children
[05:37] Haruto
    Anyway, let's make a child account for Char.
[05:40] Charlotte
    So this is the magic device
    that lets you watch anime!
[05:44] Haruto
    Pick one of these that you want to watch.
SIGN    Miniminmi
SIGN    Goramon
SIGN    Cure★Cure
SIGN    Kill Laki
SIGN    Dorarara
SIGN    Bottomless Bug
SIGN    Emotional
[05:51] Charlotte
    Does this cute girl move, as well?
[05:54] Haruto
    Oh, that's a good pick!
[05:54] Sign
    Emotional
[05:57] Haruto
    All right...
[05:59] Magical Girl
    Emotional Shower!
[06:07] Charlotte
    I-I don't believe it!
[06:08] Charlotte
    The picture is moving!
[06:11] Charlotte
    She's talking!
[06:12] Charlotte
    This is anime!
[06:14] Charlotte
    How wonderful!
[06:16] Haruto
    I see. I'm glad you like it!
[06:19] Charlotte
    But there's one problem.
[06:21] Charlotte
    I have no idea what she's saying!
[06:23] Haruto
    Oh, yeah, you wouldn't know Japanese.
[06:27] Charlotte
    P-Please teach me!
[06:29] Haruto
    Learning a language is no walk in the park!
[06:31] Haruto
    Well, you're only five years old,
    so I'm sure you'd pick it up quickly...

[06:36] Charlotte
    I think it's wonderful that
    each symbol has a meaning.
SIGN    ARI ari
SIGN    A
    a
SIGN    A
    I
    U
    E
    O
[06:39] Charlotte
    Their structure is interesting, as well.
[06:41] Haruto
    She's mastered hiragana and
    katakana in just two hours!

[06:46] Charlotte
    Um, let me put in
    "justice meaning," and click!
SIGN    Justice meaning
[06:51] Haruto
    She even learned early grade school kanji?!
[06:55] Haruto
    What the heck is up with the
    children in this world?!

SIGN    Two Weeks Later
[07:01] Charlotte
    Haruto, let me continue watching TamaZomb!
[07:05] Haruto
    You really like that anime, huh?
[07:07] Charlotte
    Yes!
[07:09] Charlotte
    The giant city of Saitama,
    crawling with zombies!
[07:12] Charlotte
    And the heroes of justice
    who protect its citizens!
[07:15] Charlotte
    So intense!
[07:16] Haruto
    Do things like trains and cars
    even mean anything to you?
[07:19] Charlotte
    If I just go along with it, I can manage!
[07:23] Haruto
    It's been two weeks since Charlotte
    became capable of enjoying anime.

[07:27] Haruto
    She's learned Japanese from anime and
    basically mastered the language.

[07:31] Haruto
    Could it be that Char is actually a genius?
[07:35] Haruto
    If so, I probably shouldn't be
    letting her watch all this anime.

[07:39] Haruto
    But man, she's having so much fun...
[07:43] Haruto
    As her big bro, I need to be strict here.
[07:49] Charlotte
    Bam!
[07:52] Charlotte
    Another great episode!
[07:55] Charlotte
    Now for the next one...
[07:56] Haruto
    Hold it.
[07:57] Haruto
    I really can't let you binge
    the whole season at once.
[08:02] Haruto
    Only three hours of TV a day.
[08:04] Charlotte
    Shock!
[08:07] Charlotte
    Wh-Why?
[08:08] Haruto
    It's not healthy for kids.
[08:10] Charlotte
    I feel just fine!
[08:12] Haruto
    No means no!
[08:14] Haruto
    C'mon, it's time for dinner.
SIGN    Bummed out...
[08:17] Haruto
    This is for the best!
[08:23] Sign
    Drowsy
[08:26] Natalia
    Are you sleepy, Charlotte?
[08:29] Gold
    Haruto, Charlotte's spending a
    lot of time with you lately.
[08:33] Gold
    What are you two up to?
[08:36] Charlotte
    Studying ancient magic!
[08:41] Natalia
    Oh, Charlotte is helping you?
[08:45] Natalia
    I think that's splendid!
[08:47] Natalia
    But make sure you keep an eye on her
    so she doesn't get too carried away!
[08:52] Haruto
    Yeah, I will.
[08:56] Haruto
    You're not watching anime,
    even if you tag along.
[09:00] Charlotte
    I-I know!
[09:03] Haruto
    You should take a bath and go to bed early.
[09:18] Haruto
    What are you doing, Charlotte?
[09:20] Charlotte
    You told me to take a bath.
[09:22] Haruto
    I know I said that, but still...
[09:24] Charlotte
    Since I can't watch anime,
    there's nothing to do but sleep.
[09:28] Haruto
    She's starting to sound like an otaku!
[09:31] Charlotte
    I told Mother that I'd be taking
    my bath with you today.
[09:36] Haruto
    Is that right?
[09:38] Haruto
    Nothing wrong with that
    since we're both kids...

[09:42] Haruto
    But that doesn't stop it from
    feeling criminal to me!

[09:51] Haruto
    Huh? What?
[09:53] Haruto
    That stare is creeping me out...
[09:57] Charlotte
    Haruto, what's this?
[10:00] Haruto
    Oh, this?
[10:01] Charlotte
    I've seen this before!
[10:03] Haruto
    Eh?
[10:05] Charlotte
    It's an insignia!
[10:06] Charlotte
    The mark of a hero of justice!
[10:09] Haruto
    Yeah, you got it!
SIGN    Oh...
    She's talking
    about anime
[10:11] Haruto
    Keep this a secret.
[10:13] Haruto
    I need to hide my identity
    as a hero of justice.
[10:16] Charlotte
    Okay!
[10:19] Charlotte
    Good night, Haruto.
[10:21] Haruto
    Yeah, good night.
[10:33] Haruto
    What gives?!
[10:36] Haruto
    What are you doing, Mom?!
[10:38] Natalia
    Who knew they had grown so close?
[10:43] Natalia
    My dream is on the verge of coming true.
[10:47] Natalia
    Keep it up, Charlotte!
[10:49] Haruto
    You couldn't have just
    let me sleep in peace?

SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
[11:02] Gold
    I'm off to put an end to those thieves.
[11:05] Natalia
    Please be careful, dear.
[11:12] Charlotte
    Father...
[11:13] Charlotte
    I hope he comes back safely.
SIGN    Sad
[11:21] Haruto
    Don't be so worried.
[11:23] Haruto
    The thieves this time used to be commoners,
[11:26] Haruto
    so Dad should be fine all by himself.
[11:29] Charlotte
    Why did they become thieves?
[11:33] Haruto
    Dad said that there are power struggles
    breaking out in the kingdom.
[11:38] Charlotte
    Isn't there any way to make it so that
    everyone can live happily?
[11:43] Haruto
    That's what everyone wants,
    but it's not as easy as you'd think.
[11:47] Charlotte
    Even for you?
[11:49] Haruto
    Hmm?
[11:50] Charlotte
    You couldn't do it by joining the fight?
[11:53] Haruto
    Huh?
[11:54] Charlotte
    I think that's what your
    powers should be used for!
[11:59] Haruto
    Hey, what anime did she get that from?
[12:01] Charlotte
    Haruto, please!
[12:11] Haruto
    All right already.
[12:13] Charlotte
    So you'll transform and join the fight, then?
[12:16] Haruto
    Transform into what?!
[12:18] Haruto
    Char must be thinking of an anime character!
[12:22] Haruto
    Okay!
[12:25] Haruto
    Transform!
[12:39] Charlotte
    Haruto transformed into grown-up size!
[12:42] Charlotte
    So cool!
[12:44] Haruto
    This is so embarrassing!
[12:46] Charlotte
    Let me come with you!
[12:48] Haruto
    I can't allow that.
[12:49] Charlotte
    Eh?
[12:49] Charlotte
    Shock!
SIGN    Sad
[12:54] Haruto
    But here, I'll let you watch my exploits.
[13:00] Charlotte
    Thank you, Haruto!
[13:08] Haruto
    This sure turned into a whole thing, huh?
[13:11] Haruto
    Gotta bear it for Char.
[13:14] Haruto
    Oh, found them.
[13:17] Haruto
    First, let's block off their escape.
[13:23] Haruto
    I feel like I could just
    leave them like this...

[13:26] Haruto
    But I bet Char wants to see me in action.
[13:29] Haruto
    Let's get going.
[13:38] Thief A
    Wh-Who are you?!
[13:40] Haruto
    The hero of justice has arrived!
[13:44] Thief B
    What's with him?!
[13:46] Thief A
    Don't mock us!
[13:46] Thief A
    Get him!
[13:47] Haruto
    Okay, let's take care of them.
[13:55] Haruto
    Whoops, got carried away
    and knocked them all out!

[14:00] Haruto
    This is nerve-racking with a kid watching!
SIGN    At least
    there's not
    blood
    everywhere...
[14:03] Gold
    Who goes there?
[14:05] Haruto
    Oh, Dad's here.
[14:08] Gold
    Doesn't look like infighting.
[14:12] Gold
    Did you defeat them all by yourself?
[14:13] Haruto
    What now?
[14:14] Haruto
    I have no idea what to say here.
[14:16] Gold
    My name is Gold Zenfis.
[14:18] Gold
    What about you?
[14:19] Haruto
    Th-That's it!
[14:21] Haruto
    I need to get in character here!
[14:23] Haruto
    I'll come up with a
    character to play it off!

[14:25] Haruto
    My name is...
[14:29] Haruto
    Still pending!
SIGN    Couldn't think of anything
[14:32] Gold
    Still Pending?
[14:34] Gold
    Are you the one who saved
    my wife and daughter?
[14:37] Haruto
    I can't seem to recall!
[14:40] Gold
    Can you, at least, tell me your goal?
[14:43] Haruto
    My goal?!
[14:44] Haruto
    Um...
[14:48] Haruto
    Yes, justice!
[14:49] Haruto
    I am the enforcer of justice!
[14:51] Haruto
    I'm here to keep the justice,
    spread word of justice, carry out justice!
[14:56] Haruto
    Ugh, seriously?
[14:58] Haruto
    This is so *embarrassing!
[15:06] Gold
    Who in the world is he?
[15:12] Charlotte
    Haruto, you were so cool!
[15:15] Charlotte
    When will you head out next?!
[15:17] Haruto
    I've got to keep doing this?!
[15:20] Haruto
    And so, I went into battle time and again,
[15:25] Haruto
    until I became known as...
[15:28] Haruto
    the Black Knight.
SIGN    Thud
[15:32] Charlotte
    You were as cool as ever!
[15:34] Haruto
    This marked the birth of my edgy alter ego,
[15:37] Haruto
    and it's how I became Charlotte's hero.
[15:44] Haruto
    Finally...
[15:45] Haruto
    Finally, it's complete!
[15:47] Haruto Copy
    I'm Haruto Zenfis.
[15:49] Haruto Copy
    I turned ten this year.
[15:52] Haruto
    How do you feel?
[15:53] Haruto Copy
    I'm fine. No problems here.
[15:55] Haruto
    What's the weather today?
[15:56] Haruto Copy
    Take a look for yourself.
[15:59] Haruto
    Are you hungry?
[16:00] Haruto Copy
    You didn't program that into me, did you?
[16:03] Haruto
    It's been several months.
[16:05] Haruto
    After poring over the books in our library,
[16:07] Haruto
    I tried making a robot copy from what
    little information I could glean.

[16:11] Haruto
    He's irritatingly similar to me.
[16:13] Haruto
    Spectacular!
[16:14] Haruto
    Now I can be a shut-in!
[16:21] Charlotte
    Good morning...
[16:24] Haruto
    H-Hey.
[16:25] Haruto Copy
    You were in here, Char?
[16:27] Charlotte
    There are two Harutos speaking!
[16:29] Charlotte
    Which one is my Haruto?!
[16:32] Group
    Neither of us belong to you.
[16:35] Maid
    Lord Haruto.
[16:36] Maid
    You must get ready to depart soon.
[16:37] Haruto
    Oh, that's right.
[16:38] Haruto
    Can you take my place—
[16:40] Haruto Copy
    Huh? No way.
[16:42] Haruto
    He's useless!
[16:45] Laius
    It's so dusty in here.
[16:48] Laius
    So this is what the boonies are like.
[16:50] Marianne
    How could you be so rude?
[16:52] Marianne
    Weren't you the one who
    insisted on coming along?
[16:54] Gold
    Princess Marianne,
    in addition to Prince Laius.
[16:59] Gold
    Thank you for making the
    long journey out here.
[17:03] Haruto
    I heard he was the heir to the throne.
[17:06] Haruto
    Wait, are these two my blood siblings?!
[17:09] Laius
    Hey, did you just treat
    me as an afterthought?
[17:14] Laius
    I'm the prince, you know!
[17:16] Laius
    The future king!
[17:19] Gold
    Please accept my apologies.
[17:22] Laius
    Good! That's much better.
[17:24] Marianne
    Laius! That's enough!
[17:27] Marianne
    You're forgetting your decorum as royalty!
[17:30] Laius
    Huh?
[17:31] Laius
    Can you cut out the big sister act?
[17:34] Laius
    You don't amount to anything
    more than a political tool.
[17:37] Laius
    Don't act like we're the same.
[17:39] Haruto
    Check out this stereotypical prince.
[17:41] Haruto
    How do you grow up to be this stupid?
[17:44] Magical Girl
    Hey, you were scowling at me just now.
[17:47] Haruto
    Huh?
[17:48] Laius
    Looks like none of you know the
    first thing about manners.
[17:53] Laius
    Could this be the level 2 scum who
    was adopted from an orphanage?
[17:57] Laius
    I'll start by personally
    teaching you some manners.
[18:01] Laius
    Let's have a duel.
[18:03] Gold
    Your Highness, I really don't think...
[18:06] Laius
    Of course, I'll go easy on him.
[18:14] Haruto
    How did I end up getting dragged into this?
[18:18] Laius
    Don't worry, I'll go easy.
[18:21] Haruto
    If you're so cocky, let's check
    out that level of yours.

[18:25] Haruto
    Activate mana assessment!
[18:29] Haruto
    He's currently level 9,
    with a maximum of 40.

[18:33] Haruto
    I think Char said the top sage
    in this world was at level 77.

[18:40] Haruto
    Dad and my sister here are...
[18:43] Haruto
    Oh, damn, he's pretty high-level.
[18:45] Laius
    What are you looking away for?!
[18:51] Laius
    Hey, don't avoid it!
[18:53] Laius
    I can't discipline you that way!
[18:56] Haruto
    Ah, okay.
[18:58] Haruto
    Self-augment.
[19:08] Haruto
    Please have mercy.
[19:09] Laius
    What's the matter?!
[19:10] Laius
    Fight back, if you can!
[19:12] Haruto
    Huh? You're okay with that?
[19:26] Laius
    Damn you!
[19:37] Marianne
    Uncle Gold, is he really only level 2?
[19:41] Marianne
    He'd need to use advanced self-augmenting
    magic to move that quickly.
[19:46] Gold
    I'm not too sure myself.
[19:49] Haruto
    Haruto himself claims not to know,
[19:51] Gold
    so I just decided to accept
    it as the way things are.
[19:55] Marianne
    What? How careless!
[20:03] Marianne
    Laius! Stop that at once!
[20:05] Laius
    Fireball!
[20:13] Laius
    What?
[20:15] Laius
    Damn it, what just happened?!
[20:18] Laius
    Fireball!
[20:19] Laius
    Fireball!
[20:20] Laius
    Fireball!
[20:21] Laius
    Fireball!
[20:23] Marianne
    Stop it already!
[20:24] Marianne
    Do you plan on making a
    bigger fool of yourself?!
[20:27] Laius
    Hey, didn't you see that?
[20:29] Laius
    My magic somehow got absorbed!
[20:32] Haruto
    That's my magic.
[20:34] Laius
    What?
[20:34] Laius
    A level 2 like you can't
    use magic that advanced!
[20:37] Haruto
    Those... fireballs, you said?
[20:41] Haruto
    Should I return them to you, all at once?
[20:56] Haruto
    Finally, it's over!
[20:58] Haruto
    Time to go back to my room and relax—
[21:03] Marianne
    I apologize for my brother's insolence.
[21:06] Haruto
    Nah, it's fine.
[21:08] Haruto
    There's no need for you to apologize.
[21:10] Marianne
    I must ask, are you really level 2?
[21:15] Haruto
    That's right.
[21:16] Haruto
    Well, bye.
[21:21] Haruto
    Oh, yeah, so the royal capital
    knows that I'm level 2?

[21:26] Haruto
    Could it be that my birth parents
    have been looking into me?

[21:30] Haruto
    Still, they threw me away
    without a second thought.

[21:33] Haruto
    Guess they wouldn't really do that.
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SIGN    Episode Preview
[23:09] Charlotte
    Charlotte here!
[23:11] Charlotte
    I know that Haruto was going
    easy on Prince Laius!
[23:15] Charlotte
    I love how strong and kind he is!
[23:18] Charlotte
    Next episode: "I Flip My Lid".
SIGN    I Flip My Lid
[23:19] Charlotte
    Haruto getting angry?
[23:21] Charlotte
    I've never seen that before!

Season 1

E4 - I Flip My Lid

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[00:01] Charlotte
    Ah! Haruto!
[00:03] Charlotte
    I found some people who look suspicious!
[00:06] Haruto
    Char's really taken to these patrols.
[00:10] Haruto
    As a result, I've been downright swamped.
[00:12] Flay
    Master!
[00:14] Flay
    The young lady told me you've
    been going off by yourself,
[00:17] Flay
    so I came running back!
[00:18] Flay
    Please let me join you on these missions!
[00:22] Charlotte
    Flay, thanks for your hard work!
SIGN    Ugh,
    she's here to turn this into a headache
[00:23] Haruto
    Ugh, she's here to turn
    this into a headache.

[00:26] Haruto
    I thought you were too busy.
[00:28] Flay
    Not a problem!
[00:30] Flay
    I've finished all my yard work and
    monster subjugation tasks for the day!
[00:34] Haruto
    Ah, she's done everything I asked her to.
[00:37] Charlotte
    Could it be?!
[00:39] Charlotte
    Flay, are you going to
    join forces with him?!
[00:43] Charlotte
    In every story, when the hero is in trouble,
    his partner comes to save the day.
[00:48] Charlotte
    And that partner was Flay all along!
[00:51] Flay
    Exactly!
[00:53] Flay
    I may come up short compared to my master,
[00:55] Flay
    but everyone knows that
    I can still be of help!
[00:58] Haruto
    Don't you play along with her!
[01:00] Charlotte
    Haruto!
[01:01] Flay
    My master!
[01:04] Haruto
    Whatta pain!
SIGN    Whatta pain
[01:07] Haruto
    Listen up, Flay.
[01:08] Haruto
    No graphic violence while Char is watching.
[01:12] Haruto
    Got it?
[01:12] Flay
    Yes!
[01:13] Haruto
    I mean it!
[01:14] Flay
    Understood!
[01:20] Thief A
    Heh, just check out this haul!
[01:23] Thief B
    We'll be eating real good for a while!
[01:26] Haruto
    You there!
[01:27] Haruto
    What, exactly, are you up to?!
[01:29] Thief B
    Wh-Who goes there?!
[01:33] Haruto
    They call me darker than darkness...
[01:37] Haruto
    The Black Knight has arrived!
[01:41] Thief B
    Th-The Black Knight?!
[01:44] Flay
    They call me redder than redness...
[01:48] Flay
    I am the Crimson Knight!
[01:51] Flay
    Flame Fenrir!
[01:54] Thief B
    Wh-Who in the world are you?!
[01:56] Flay
    I'm about to reduce every
    one of you to cinders!
[02:00] Flay
    Take this!
[02:02] Haruto
    Hold your horses!
[02:03] Haruto
    Were you even listening to me?!
[02:04] Group
    Hot, hot, hot!
[02:07] Haruto
    Hey, now! They're gonna burn up!
[02:09] Haruto
    Flay! Stay!
[02:12] Flay
    Burn!
[02:14] Haruto
    Stay!
[02:21] Flay
    It's not working?!
[02:23] Flay
    How about this, then?!
[02:27] Haruto
    Stay!
[02:29] Haruto
    Didn't I tell you no graphic violence?!
[02:32] Flay
    I remember, but anyone who gets in
    the way of my master is my enemy!
[02:38] Haruto
    She doesn't get it at all!
[02:41] Haruto
    I'm sick of this birdbrain!
[02:44] Haruto
    Stay, stay.
[02:47] Haruto
    You've done enough.
[02:48] Haruto
    I'll deal the final blow.
[02:50] Haruto
    Can you head back first?
[02:51] Flay
    I see. How kind of you, Master.
[02:55] Flay
    I'll be here to see it through.
[02:57] Haruto
    Leave already.
[03:02] Sign
    Tired...
[03:04] Charlotte
    Haruto and Flay, you were both so awesome!
[03:09] Charlotte
    It was like I was watching a manzai routine!
[03:11] Haruto
    What? Manzai?
[03:14] Flay
    Still... I was attacking at my full power...
[03:18] Flay
    but something got in my way,
    so I couldn't be of use.
[03:22] Flay
    However, next time for sure!
[03:25] Haruto
    Seriously, there'll be no next time.
[03:27] Charlotte
    I can't wait to see more of your manzai!
[03:31] Haruto
    Wait, that part?!
[03:33] Haruto
    Seeing Char look so happy
[03:36] Haruto
    makes me wanna keep working with Flay!
[03:38] Haruto
    As if! Not happening!
[03:40] Charlotte
    Flay, your finishing pose
    should be like this!
[03:43] Flay
    Like this?
[03:46] Haruto
    When will I be able to live out
    a peaceful life as a recluse?

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SIGN    I Flip My Lid
[05:23] Laius
    Damn it!
[05:24] Laius
    How did it end up this way?!
[05:26] Laius
    I'm the prince!
[05:27] Laius
    The progeny of the Flash Princess,
    next in line to be king!
[05:31] Laius
    I was going to make sure
    he understood that...
[05:34] Laius
    I thought he was supposed
    to be a worthless level 2!
[05:39] Royal Captain
    Your Highness, if I may intrude.
[05:42] Laius
    You may enter.
[05:45] Royal Captain
    It's almost time for the banquet.
[05:51] Royal Captain
    For tomorrow's tour, please ask
    Lady Charlotte to join you.
[05:55] Laius
    Huh? Why a pipsqueak like her?
[05:58] Royal Captain
    I thought you might enjoy her company.
[06:01] Laius
    There's no need for that!
[06:04] Royal Captain
    Your Highness.
[06:05] Royal Captain
    This is for Your Highness's sake.
[06:09] Royal Captain
    Please do as I say.
[06:14] Laius
    Fine, then.
[06:19] Charlotte
    Haruto, the banquet is over!
[06:23] Charlotte
    Sorry, I forgot to knock!
[06:27] Haruto
    Yeah, you did.
[06:30] Haruto
    Oh! The food's as fancy as I imagined.
[06:35] Haruto
    Huh? What?
[06:37] Haruto Copy
    You've got some nerve making
    me go to that banquet.
[06:41] Haruto Copy
    We're the same person, so you must
    know how miserable it was for me.
[06:45] Haruto
    Yeah, I wouldn't be able to handle it.
[06:48] Haruto Copy
    I'm so damn sick of everything!
[06:51] Haruto Copy
    Being forced to do all the
    stuff you don't want to do!
[06:53] Haruto Copy
    Exactly what do I mean to you?!
[06:59] Charlotte
    Is the other Haruto all right?
[07:03] Charlotte
    At least I'll be there
    for the tour tomorrow...
[07:07] Haruto
    Huh? Why are you going, Char?
[07:08] Charlotte
    The prince just invited me to come.
[07:11] Haruto
    Huh...
[07:13] Haruto
    Wait, is he into little girls?
[07:19] Haruto
    Fine, guess I'll go.
[07:27] Haruto
    If Char's coming, I should
    cover all my bases.

[07:31] Haruto
    Let's check out the route for the tour.
[07:39] Haruto
    Who are these guys?
[07:41] Haruto
    Totally looks like they're
    summoning something.

[07:45] Haruto
    Guess I'll go and take a look.
[07:55] Haruto
    Um... excuse me.
[07:57] Haruto
    What are you all doing here?
[08:00] Summoner A
    Wh-Who are you?!
[08:02] Haruto
    Oh, I was just passing by.
[08:05] Haruto
    If you could just get approval
    from the margrave, Gold Zenfis...
[08:08] Summoner A
    Why, you!
[08:10] Summoner A
    You're one of the margrave's men?!
[08:11] Summoner A
    Get rid of him!
[08:13] Summoner A
    Make sure he doesn't escape!
[08:16] Haruto
    That's your answer?
[08:18] Haruto
    In that case, I won't
    show any mercy, either!
[08:28] Summoner A
    We can't let ourselves be done in here...
[08:33] Summoner A
    Come forth! Knight Skeletons!
[08:38] Haruto
    Whoa! My first time seeing
    skeleton soldiers.

[08:42] Haruto
    They're cool in video games,
    but kinda freaky in real life.

[08:45] Summoner A
    Take him down!
[08:55] Haruto
    Ah...
[08:57] Haruto
    Yep, saw that coming.
[08:59] Summoner A
    Keep going!
[09:01] Summoner A
    Restrain his movements!
[09:12] Haruto
    Hmm... this is gonna drag on forever.
[09:15] Haruto
    Wait, those red things in their chests...
[09:20] Summoner A
    One more time!
[09:23] Summoner A
    What's wrong?
[09:24] Summoner A
    What are you doing?!
[09:34] Summoner A
    What's gotten into them?!
[09:36] Summoner A
    I'm left with no choice!
[09:38] Summoner A
    Come forth, golem!
[09:48] Haruto
    Whoa!
[09:49] Haruto
    A real golem! It's so strong!
[09:51] Haruto
    It sure does pack a punch!
[10:01] Summoner A
    Yes! It's working!
[10:03] Summoner A
    Smash him to smithereens!
[10:05] Haruto
    That golem's no joke.
[10:08] Haruto
    My defense there was a bit too flimsy.
[10:10] Haruto
    Now, then...
[10:12] Haruto
    How do I take care of this guy?
[10:15] Haruto
    Hmm?
[10:16] Haruto
    On closer inspection, there's something
    in the golem's chest, as well.

[10:40] Summoner A
    What?!
[10:41] Summoner A
    It suddenly stopped moving!
[10:43] Summoner A
    Hey, move!
[10:44] Summoner A
    Move, I say!
[10:54] Summoner A
    Why is it suddenly attacking us?!
[10:57] Haruto
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[10:58] Haruto
    It's probably my fault.
[11:00] Summoner A
    What?!
[11:01] Haruto
    I was trying to stop it in its tracks,
    so I drove in a stake-shaped barrier,
[11:06] Haruto
    but it looks like I changed
    it to use my magic formula.
[11:08] Summoner A
    What?! You overrode its magic formula?!
[11:12] Haruto
    Well, that's really what happened, so...
[11:15] Haruto
    Um, excuse me.
[11:17] Haruto
    Which one of you is the leader here?
[11:27] Haruto
    Tell me your name and your affiliation.
[11:33] Haruto
    Why did you come here?
[11:37] Haruto
    Wait, am I overstepping my boundaries?
[11:40] Haruto
    I'm not good at talking to people.
[11:43] Haruto
    Hmm, what to do...
[11:46] Haruto
    All right, then.
[11:54] Summoner B
    H-Help!
[11:57] Summoner B
    Captain!
[11:58] Haruto
    Be buried alive like this,
    or tell me the truth.
[11:59] Summoners
    Help us!
[12:02] Summoners
    Stop it!
[12:03] Haruto
    Pick one.
[12:04] Summoners
    Captain!
[12:06] Summoners
    Don't bury us!
[12:09] Summoner A
    I-I'm with the Queen Consort's
    personal Summoner Unit!
[12:15] Summoner A
    We were making preparations,
[12:18] Summoner A
    so that we could attack tomorrow's party for
    the farmland tour with summoned beasts!
[12:23] Haruto
    The Queen Consort?
[12:24] Haruto
    Our kingdom's?
[12:26] Haruto
    Why?
[12:29] Haruto
    What are you after?
[12:32] Summoner A
    O-Our goal...
[12:34] Summoner A
    is to assassinate Charlotte Zenfis!
[12:38] Haruto
    What?
[12:42] Haruto
    Why would the Queen Consort...
[12:44] Haruto
    be after Charlotte's life?
[12:46] Summoner A
    Her magical aptitude will surpass
    even the Queen Consort's some day...
[12:50] Summoner A
    The fear was that if she had
    the backing of the margrave,
[12:53] Summoner A
    the kingdom would eventually
    be split into two.
[12:56] Summoner A
    Previously, we were using imperial
    soldiers, but they failed us twice,
[13:01] Summoner A
    which is why the Queen Consort
    sent us, her own personal unit.
[13:06] Haruto
    Hold on a minute.
[13:08] Haruto
    Using imperial soldiers to attack Dad,
[13:13] Haruto
    as well as the attempt on
    Mom and Char's lives...

[13:15] Haruto
    It was all that woman's doing?!
[13:21] Haruto
    Oh, I see now.
[13:24] Haruto
    It was the same when
    she abandoned me, wasn't it?

[13:29] Haruto
    That woman would resort to anything
    to protect her own status.

[13:36] Haruto
    She'll pay for this.
[13:48] Haruto
    Stop.
[13:53] Haruto
    I was almost about to let it run berserk.
[13:58] Haruto
    I won't let anyone take
    away the people I love.

[14:04] Haruto
    Even if that person is my biological mother.
[14:09] Haruto
    Now, then...
[14:12] Haruto
    how should I deal with her?
SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
[14:32] Charlotte
    Prince Laius, don't be sad
    about losing to Haruto.
[14:37] Charlotte
    You never stood a chance of winning!
[14:41] Charlotte
    In fact, you should be proud you
    even challenged him to a duel!
[14:46] Marianne
    That's right.
[14:47] Marianne
    Besides, there's no shame in losing.
[14:51] Haruto
    Let's leave it at that, you two.
[14:53] Laius
    You're the one person I
    don't want any pity from!
[14:56] Laius
    Also, you didn't use any magic back then!
[15:00] Laius
    What in the world did you do?!
[15:02] Haruto
    I can perform self-augmentation if I tell
    myself something like, "Get nice and strong!"
[15:08] Marianne
    Are you serious?!
[15:08] Laius
    Seriously?!
[15:10] Haruto
    Huh? That's weird.
[15:12] Haruto
    Mom and Dad seemed just fine
    when I explained it like that...

[15:15] Charlotte
    That's amazing, Haruto!
[15:19] Laius
    Wait, are you a returned demon?
[15:22] Marianne
    Laius!
[15:24] Laius
    I mean, it doesn't make any sense otherwise!
[15:28] Haruto Copy
    What's a returned demon?
[15:29] Charlotte
    When a demon marries a human,
[15:32] Charlotte
    their descendants can show
    demonic traits in rare cases.
[15:36] Marianne
    It's true that returned demons display
    extraordinary physical abilities,
[15:40] Marianne
    as well as high mana stores.
[15:44] Marianne
    But I don't see any horns.
[15:46] Marianne
    And his ears and eyes look
    normal, so I don't think...
[15:49] Charlotte
    Haruto's skin is smooth and shiny.
[15:53] Marianne
    Huh?
[15:54] Charlotte
    I say this as someone who's bathed
    with him, so you can rest assured!
[15:58] Marianne
    What?!
[16:00] Laius
    Y-Y-You take baths with your sister?!
[16:04] Marianne
    H-H-Have some shame!
[16:06] Haruto
    I will point out that it wasn't my idea!
[16:09] Charlotte
    Is there something wrong with that?
[16:12] Laius
    Huh? I wouldn't go that far...
[16:15] Laius
    It's more like, it's really not done...
[16:18] Marianne
    A-Also, it's special when a man and woman
    get naked in front of each other...
[16:25] Marianne
    A dignified act to propagate offspring...
[16:27] Haruto
    Wait, just calm down, Marianne!
[16:32] Haruto
    Looks like we're here.
[16:41] Marianne
    What a splendid wheat field.
[16:44] Haruto
    Huh...
[16:45] Haruto
    I've never seen a wheat field before.
[16:48] Haruto
    Japan's full of paddy fields instead.
[16:50] Charlotte
    That's amazing!
[16:51] Charlotte
    There's so much grass growing in the field!
[16:54] Charlotte
    Marianne, let's go take a closer look!
[16:57] Marianne
    Ah! Charlotte!
[16:59] Marianne
    It's dangerous to run like that!
[17:15] Haruto
    Dad, do you have a second?
[17:17] Gold
    What is it, Haruto?
[17:19] Haruto
    I just had a few questions.
[17:28] Gold
    It's not often that you come to me.
[17:31] Gold
    It must be something important.
[17:35] Haruto
    Well... This is purely hypothetical.
[17:40] Haruto
    What would you do if the
    Queen Consort were after Char's life?
[17:45] Haruto
    Oh, uh, sorry for asking
    such a weird question.
[17:49] Gold
    No, it looks like you sense
    that something is happening.
[17:54] Gold
    Last night, I received another
    letter from the Black Knight.
[17:58] Gold
    When I followed his instructions,
[18:00] Gold
    I found the Queen Consort's
    hand-picked magicians, passed out.
[18:04] Gold
    I knew she regarded me as an enemy,
    but to think she was after Charlotte...
[18:10] Gold
    That woman's aim is to
    obliterate us completely.
[18:14] Gold
    But she's the Queen Consort.
[18:16] Gold
    There's no way for us to retaliate.
[18:19] Haruto
    I wish a cruel queen like
    her would just go away.
[18:27] Gold
    Be careful what you wish for.
[18:30] Gold
    It's also the case that without her,
    the royal capital would be in turmoil.
[18:34] Haruto
    Huh? Why's that?
[18:37] Gold
    It's a sad tale, but King Jilq
    fell from power long ago.
[18:43] Gold
    There are many nobles who would
    try and usurp the throne.
[18:47] Gold
    They're kept in check because the
    Queen Consort reigns supreme.
[18:53] Haruto
    In other words, if she died,
    it would spark a civil war.

[18:58] Gold
    Two years before you were born...
[19:00] Gold
    An army led by the king was formed
    to vanquish the Demon King.
[19:05] Gold
    Among them was Gizelotte.
[19:07] Gold
    Single-handedly, she took
    the Demon King's head off.
[19:12] Gold
    Gizelotte was hailed as a hero,
    and became known as the Flash Princess.
[19:18] Gold
    Afterwards, she entered marriage with the
    king, strongly supported by the citizens,
[19:23] Gold
    and grew even more in popularity.
[19:26] Gold
    And now, the Flash Princess is trying
    to take the kingdom for herself.
[19:33] Haruto
    I didn't realize she was so influential.
[19:36] Haruto
    I wanted nothing to do with my parents,
    so I didn't do any research,

[19:40] Haruto
    but that was a mistake.
[19:41] Gold
    Well, if someone powerful showed
    up to replace the Queen Consort,
[19:45] Gold
    that'd be another matter.
[19:47] Haruto
    In that case, why don't
    you become king, Dad?
[19:51] Gold
    I don't know anything about politics.
[19:53] Gold
    I wouldn't be cut out for it.
[19:56] Gold
    But, well...
[20:00] Gold
    There is one person, but they're still too young.
[20:03] Gold
    I want to wait until they're
    grown, at least.
[20:07] Gold
    Still, they're clever.
[20:08] Gold
    I'm sure they'll grow to be exceptional
    enough to lead the kingdom one day.
[20:13] Haruto
    You mean Charlotte?!
[20:15] Gold
    What's more, they have unfathomable ability.
[20:18] Gold
    I don't think they realize it,
[20:20] Gold
    but I think they'll easily surpass the
    Flash Princess in power.
[20:24] Haruto
    Oh, yeah, that guy said she has enough
    aptitude to surpass the Queen Consort.

[20:28] Gold
    After hearing all of this, you know
    exactly what I expect from you, right?
[20:33] Haruto
    Yeah.
[20:35] Gold
    Will you do it?
[20:36] Haruto
    Yeah, of course.
[20:41] Haruto
    What I need to do is keep Char safe
    until she grows to be a fine queen.

[20:46] Haruto
    Once I do that, I can rest easy and enjoy
    life as a shut-in here in this fantasy world.

[20:55] Flay
    Lord Haruto, let me bring you
    the Queen Consort's head.
[21:00] Flay
    I will avenge my master for his past life.
[21:02] Haruto
    No.
[21:03] Haruto
    Sorry, but this is between me and her.
[21:07] Haruto
    It won't mean anything unless
    I kill her with my own hands.
[21:10] Flay
    I see.
[21:11] Flay
    How becoming of you, Lord Haruto.
[21:13] Flay
    I would be honored to witness
    it when the time comes.
[21:17] Haruto
    Yeah.
[21:21] Haruto
    That woman will come
    meddling again for sure.

[21:25] Haruto
    I can't just think about protecting Char.
[21:33] Haruto
    Well then, maybe it's time for a mother-son
    reunion, for the first time in a decade.

SIGN    m 0 0 l 110 0 l 102 22 l 0 22
SIGN    Episode Preview
[23:09] Charlotte
    Charlotte here!
SIGN    Freeze
[23:10] Charlotte
    Haruto was fantastic as ever
    during today's dispatch!
SIGN    Ghhhhh...
[23:13] Charlotte
    I can't wait until I can join him, as well!
SIGN    Siiiiiigh
[23:16] Charlotte
    I need to prepare as much as I can!
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    Blargh
[23:18] Charlotte
    Next episode: "Strongest in the World".
SIGN    Strongest in the World
[23:20] Charlotte
    We're talking about Haruto, right?!

Season 1

E5 - Strongest in the World

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[00:04] Gizelotte
    Let me hear what your excuse is.
[00:08] Royal Captain
    A man who calls himself the Black Knight
[00:10] Royal Captain
    is going after all the thieves
    in the border province.
[00:14] Royal Captain
    Most likely, he was also responsible
    for the defeat of the Summoner Unit.
[00:20] Gizelotte
    And?
[00:21] Royal Captain
    I-I swear to repay him one
    day for this dishonor!
[00:27] Gizelotte
    You're hopeless.
[00:29] Gizelotte
    Have you forgotten that
    this is the third time?
[00:32] Gizelotte
    Why have you failed to
    assassinate one measly girl?
[00:38] Gizelotte
    Charlotte Zenfis.
[00:40] Gizelotte
    She will no doubt grow to
    serve as a threat to me.
[00:47] Gizelotte
    The Black Knight.
[00:48] Gizelotte
    What a reckless man, trying to get
    in the way of the Flash Princess.
[00:56] Gizelotte
    Perhaps I should end him with my own hand,
[01:00] Gizelotte
    with the holy sword I used
    to slay the Demon King.
[01:03] Haruto
    Hmm?
[01:04] Haruto
    Wanna fight me, then?
[01:05] Gizelotte
    Who goes there?!
[01:06] Royal Captain
    Your Majesty!
[01:07] Royal Captain
    Please stand back!
[01:15] Haruto
    The Black Knight has arrived.
[01:20] Gizelotte
    There were supposed to be several
    layers of barriers mounted.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 45 13 l -5 13
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Strongest in the World
[01:24] Gizelotte
    How, exactly, did you
    manage to sneak in here?
[01:26] Haruto
    Barriers?
[01:27] Haruto
    Oh, you mean those shoddy things?
[01:29] Haruto
    I just broke through them.
[01:31] Gizelotte
    You must be the Black
    Knight everyone's talking about.
[01:36] Gizelotte
    How dare you get in my way?
[01:40] Gizelotte
    Now face the consequences.
[01:42] Haruto
    Three magic circles in a row?
[01:56] Gizelotte
    Just stay there and drown, now.
[02:02] Gizelotte
    Be torn from limb to limb!
[02:06] Haruto
    That's some fast synthesis!
[02:09] Gizelotte
    In that case...
[02:17] Gizelotte
    I'll burn you to ashes!
[02:28] Gizelotte
    That was easy.
[02:29] Gizelotte
    So much for the Black Knight.
[02:31] Haruto
    I see you can use not just that sword,
    but multiple elements.
[02:35] Haruto
    So jealous.
[02:37] Gizelotte
    He's unscathed after taking
    all of those attacks?

[02:40] Gizelotte
    Who in the world is this man?!
[02:47] Gizelotte
    What was that just now?
[02:48] Gizelotte
    I blocked it instantly,
    but I barely sensed its aura!

[02:52] Haruto
    Hmm. You blocked it, huh?
[02:55] Haruto
    Time to get serious.
[03:05] Gizelotte
    Such enormous mana levels!
[03:07] Gizelotte
    I'm going to exhaust my mana!
[03:10] Gizelotte
    Not even the Demon King was this powerful!
[03:15] Gizelotte
    I'm running out of mana!
[03:17] Gizelotte
    Not yet! I still have this sword!
[03:49] Gizelotte
    There's no one who can
    rival my swordsmanship!
[03:53] Gizelotte
    I'm the strongest in the world!
[03:57] Haruto
    You're the world's strongest?
[03:59] Haruto
    Nothing to worry about, then.
[04:12] Haruto
    Now, then, it's time for your punishment.
[04:16] Gizelotte
    Wh-What are you...
[04:24] Gizelotte
    Wh-What is this?!
[04:26] Gizelotte
    What is the meaning of this?!
[04:29] Gizelotte
    This thing...
[04:30] Haruto
    If you attempt to remove it by force,
    say good-bye to your head.
[04:35] Gizelotte
    You bastard!
[04:36] Gizelotte
    What are you trying to accomplish,
    humiliating me in this way?!
[04:40] Haruto
    Quite frankly, I don't give a crap about
    your little schemes or how they turn out.
[04:46] Haruto
    I have just one demand.
[04:49] Haruto
    Don't lay a single finger on Margrave Gold
    Zenfis, his family, or his province.
[04:56] Haruto
    That collar will never come off
    until I see fit to forgive you.
[05:01] Haruto
    As for your fate if you defy my demands...
[05:05] Haruto
    I think you know, right?
[05:09] Haruto
    We're done here.
[05:11] Haruto
    Farewell.
[05:18] Gizelotte
    This practically makes me a slave!
[05:41] Flay
    Good work, my master.
[05:44] Flay
    I thought you were being a bit lenient,
[05:47] Flay
    but to see the Flash Princess
    in such utter defeat...
[05:49] Flay
    It was truly a rare sight to savor.
[05:54] Haruto
    This should ensure peace for the time being.
[05:57] Haruto
    But we mustn't let our guard down.
[05:59] Haruto
    Next time, I won't be as merciful.
[06:01] Flay
    I would expect nothing less of my master.
[06:03] Flay
    I will eagerly await that day, then.
SIGN    Five Years Later
[06:17] Charlotte
    Everything is white as
    far as the eye can see!
[06:20] Haruto
    I guess I succeeded in coming off as a
    threat in my fight with the Flash Princess.

[06:25] Haruto
    She hasn't interfered
    in matters here ever since.

[06:29] Haruto
    And so, five years passed uneventfully,
[06:32] Haruto
    with my fifteenth birthday approaching.
[06:36] Haruto
    The winters in these northern
    lands are harsher than I thought,

[06:39] Haruto
    and all I want right now is to be in my room!
[06:45] Charlotte
    Haruto, look at this!
[06:47] Charlotte
    I made a transformation brooch!
[06:50] Haruto
    Unfortunately, Charlotte
     remains an anime otaku.

[06:54] Flay
    Impressive, young lady.
[06:57] Flay
    In that case, I'll challenge you with this!
[07:00] Charlotte
    Whoa, that's amazing!
[07:02] Charlotte
    It looks just like Father's castle!
[07:05] Haruto
    That's some insane quality!
[07:06] Haruto
    She really is so good at
    the most worthless things.

[07:10] Haruto
    Oh, yeah, Flay.
[07:11] Haruto
    Aren't you cold in that?
[07:15] Flay
    What are you saying?
[07:17] Flay
    Th-This was the first
    outfit that pleased you!
[07:21] Flay
    I can't imagine wearing anything else!
[07:23] Haruto
    In other words, you're a moron.
[07:25] Haruto
    I was so sure you were resistant to the cold.
[07:28] Flay
    This human form sure is inconvenient!
[07:31] Haruto
    Sheesh, she sure is hopeless.
[07:37] Charlotte
    Isn't that nice, Flay?
[07:39] Flay
    Thank you vewy mush...
[07:41] Haruto
    Listen to me.
[07:42] Haruto
    The next time you have a problem,
    make sure you tell me.
[07:45] Flay
    Oh, then I have about ten
    things to ask of you...
[07:46] Haruto
    Denied.
[07:47] [SONG] Sign
    Shock
[07:48] Charlotte
    Haruto, I have something
    to ask of you, as well.
[07:53] Haruto
    S-Sure, what is it?
[07:56] Charlotte
    For this very day, I thought up
    a special attack that uses snow!
[08:01] Charlotte
    But sadly, I'm pretty sure I can't use it!
SIGN    Straightforward
[08:06] Charlotte
    I'm sure you can handle it, though!
[08:09] Charlotte
    So if you would!
[08:12] Haruto
    I've got a bad feeling about this.
[08:14] Haruto
    But I can't say no to Char...
[08:17] Haruto
    So, how do you use it?
[08:19] Charlotte
    Whisper, whisper.
[08:21] Charlotte
    Whisper, whisper, whisper.
[08:23] Charlotte
    Whisper, whisper.
[08:23] Haruto
    Um, and I need to do that right now?
[08:26] Charlotte
    Yes, please!
[08:30] Haruto
    Okay.
[08:31] Charlotte
    Hooray!
[08:33] Flay
    Why's it always her?!
[08:44] Charlotte
    I'm so excited!
[08:47] Haruto
    Be stained ever redder by your own blood!
[08:50] Haruto
    Bloody Iceberg!
[08:52] Haruto
    So damn embarrassing!
[08:54] Haruto
    Shatter the earth!
[09:04] Charlotte
    You did it, Haruto!
[09:06] Charlotte
    That was perfect!
[09:07] Flay
    Lord Haruto, your powers are mighty indeed.
[09:11] Haruto
    Man, that was super embarrassing.
[09:14] Haruto
    But it was worth it to make Char happy, I guess.
[09:18] Haruto
    Wait, do I get roped into this
    sort of thing every time?

[09:22] Natalia
    Oh, my! What in the world happened here?
[09:25] Charlotte
    Mother! Father!
[09:28] Haruto
    Wait, Char, you asked both of them to come?!
[09:31] Gold
    M-My word!
[09:35] Charlotte
    Oh, no! They'll discover your secret identity!
[09:39] Haruto
    I'm pretty sure it's too late for that.
[09:41] Haruto
    Oh, whatever. It's all or nothing now.
[09:45] Haruto
    Mom. Dad.
[09:47] Haruto
    It was all his doing.
[09:55] Haruto
    He just happened to be passing by,
[09:57] Haruto
    and he showed us his special attack.
[10:04] Gold
    Well, let's leave it at that.
[10:16] Haruto
    Dad, there haven't been any
    incidents lately, right?
[10:16] Charlotte
    Flay, let me help, as well!
[10:19] Gold
    No, nothing in particular.
[10:21] Gold
    I don't know what happened
    to the Queen Consort,
[10:24] Gold
    but Charlotte hasn't been
    targeted since, to my relief.
[10:27] Gold
    What's more, it seems she hasn't appeared
    in public for the past few years.
[10:33] Gold
    Rumors say that she suddenly
    started wearing a slave collar.
[10:38] Gold
    At first, it was dismissed as
    her eccentric fashion taste,
[10:41] Gold
    but now people wonder if she accidentally
    put it on and can't take it off.
[10:47] Gold
    Or if...
[10:48] Gold
    someone deliberately put it on her.
[10:53] Haruto
    Ah, how peaceful.
[10:55] Haruto
    No meddling from the Empire,
[10:57] Natalia
    Oh, you're so talented!
[10:57] Haruto
    and that woman is staying quiet, as well.
[10:59] Haruto
    That means one thing.
[11:01] Haruto
    Now I can finally live a
    fulfilling life as a shut-in!

[11:05] Haruto
    And so...
[11:06] Haruto
    let's hurry on back to my room!
[11:08] Gold
    Oh, that's right, Haruto.
[11:10] Gold
    Sorry to say, but you'll attend school in
    the royal capital starting this spring.
SIGN    Freeze
SIGN    Ghhhhh...
[11:16] Haruto
    Huh?
[11:17] Haruto
    That's one hell of a revelation
    to drop in the same tone as,

[11:20] Haruto
    
"Hey, can you stop by the convenience store?"*
[11:22] Gold
    There are complicated factors at play here.
[11:25] Gold
    I tried to get you out of it,
    but I couldn't refuse.
[11:29] Gold
    I'll tell you more about it later.
[11:30] Haruto
    No way!
[11:32] Gold
    Unfortunately...
[11:32] Haruto
    No way in hell!
[11:34] Haruto
    And that accursed keyword, "school"!
[11:37] Haruto
    The place I detested most
    in my previous life!

[11:39] Haruto
    And did he say the royal capital?
[11:41] Haruto
    You can't be serious!
[11:43] Gold
    Are you okay?!
[11:45] Haruto
    Just when my ideal lifestyle
    was within my grasp!

[11:49] Haruto
    What arduous trial is this?!
[11:51] Gold
    Haruto?
SIGN    Haruto...?
[11:53] Haruto
    I'm left with no choice but
    to set my new mission into action.

[11:58] Haruto
    Factors that mean I can't refuse?
[12:00] Haruto
    I'll go and...
[12:01] Haruto
    crush them myself!
[12:03] Haruto
    I'm going to hole up in my room,
    no matter what it takes!

SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
[12:14] Gold
    Let me ask you one more time.
[12:16] Gold
    Please attend the magic school in
    the capital starting this spring!
[12:19] Haruto
    No way.
[12:20] Gold
    That reminds me.
[12:21] Gold
    When I tried to make you go to a provincial
    school, you were strongly against it.
[12:26] Haruto
    Well, yeah.
[12:28] Haruto
    In my past life, that place was nothing
    less than a living hell for me.

[12:33] Gold
    This time, there's a reason why
    you can't just say, "No way."
[12:39] Haruto
    A recommendation letter?
[12:41] Haruto
    The king singled me out personally?!
[12:44] Gold
    I can't say why the king
    has set his eyes on you.
[12:47] Gold
    If I had to guess, it would be
    because of Princess Marianne.
[12:51] Haruto
    Princess Marianne?
[12:53] Gold
    It seems she took an interest
    in you after that tour.
[12:56] Gold
    King Jilq loves to dote on the princess.
[13:00] Gold
    It being a demand from his beloved
     daughter would explain things.
[13:04] Haruto
    Wait, why does Marianne want
    me to go to that school?

[13:08] Haruto
    It sounds like an elite school, and I'm
    pretty sure I wouldn't survive there.

[13:13] Gold
    Prince Laius will be skipping
    grades to enroll, as well.
[13:17] Haruto
    Huh?
[13:18] Gold
    "I hope you will study and contribute
    to the kingdom's development in tandem."
[13:23] Gold
    In other words, he means,
    "Please be friends."
SIGN    Siiiiiigh
[13:26] Haruto
    Ugh, seriously, what have you done?
[13:30] Haruto
    Just when I was totally ready
    to turn into a shut-in!

[13:34] Gold
    I have my concerns, as well.
[13:37] Gold
    She may be lying low now,
[13:39] Gold
    but it's possible the Queen
    Consort is plotting something,
[13:42] Gold
    and has goaded on Princess Marianne somehow.
[13:46] Gold
    Also, this is purely my personal opinion,
[13:50] Gold
    but as your father, I want you to go and
    see what the greater world has to offer.
[13:55] Gold
    Sure, there's nothing wrong with devoting yourself to solo research in your room,
[13:58] Gold
    but I think this is a good
    opportunity to meet lots of people,
[14:02] Gold
    be stimulated by them,
    and gain deeper insights.
[14:06] Gold
    Maybe I'm just being selfish.
[14:10] Haruto
    Man...
[14:12] Haruto
    Dad really has done so much for me,
    like when he took me in.

[14:17] Haruto
    It would cause problems if we refused, right?
[14:20] Gold
    You could say that.
[14:22] Haruto
    All right. I'll go.
[14:24] Gold
    Thank you.
[14:26] Gold
    Oh, right.
[14:28] Gold
    You should take an attendant, so you
    can devote yourself to your studies.
[14:32] Haruto
    An attendant? To take care of me?
[14:34] Haruto
    I don't need one.
[14:36] Gold
    Living alone in an unfamiliar
    place won't be easy.
[14:39] Haruto
    You think?
[14:41] Haruto
    Hmm, an attendant...
[14:43] Haruto
    An attendant, you say.
[14:45] Gold
    You can't take Flay.
[14:46] Haruto
    Figures.
[14:48] Haruto
    If I brought her along,
    she would only cause problems.

[14:50] Sign
    Master!!
[14:50] Flay
    M-Master!
[14:51] Gold
    I'll prepare a number of candidates.
[14:53] Haruto
    Well...
[14:54] Haruto
    I can't deal with suddenly
    living with a stranger.

[14:57] Haruto
    That said, I can't think of anyone else...
[15:01] Natalia
    It sounds like you're in need!
[15:03] Natalia
    Here, here!
[15:05] Natalia
    How about me?
[15:07] Haruto
    Wait, you were listening in on us?!
[15:09] Natalia
    Three meals a day and cuddling you to sleep!
[15:11] Natalia
    I can handle anything when it
    comes to taking care of you!
[15:13] Natalia
    Experienced at changing diapers!
[15:15] Natalia
    I'm confident in my abilities!
[15:18] Haruto and Gold
    No, I don't think so...
[15:19] [SONG] Sign
    Shock
[15:21] Natalia
    Wh-Why not?
[15:23] Haruto
    I don't think anyone would
    take their mom with them.
[15:26] Natalia
    What?
[15:27] Gold
    Well, there's still three
    months until you enroll.
[15:30] Gold
    Find someone by then.
[15:32] Haruto
    Yes.
[15:34] Haruto
    Well, I may have committed to going,
[15:37] Haruto
    but I won't be actually attending so easily.
[15:41] Haruto
    I call it, "Operation Make
    Sure I Don't Go to School"!

[15:47] Haruto Copy
    Mm-hmm.
[15:48] Haruto Copy
    I see, me going to school.
[15:51] Haruto Copy
    Okay, okay.
[15:53] Haruto Copy
    All right, leave it to me!
[15:55] Haruto Copy
    This is what I was made to do!
[15:58] Haruto Copy
    Did you think that's what I'd say?
[16:00] Haruto Copy
    Of course I'm going to say no.
[16:02] Haruto
    Knew it.
[16:03] Haruto
    Well, since you're me,
    you must know what I'm thinking.
SIGN    Thuk
SIGN    Thuk
SIGN    Thuk
SIGN    D
    I
    N
    G
[16:12] Haruto Copy
    I'm a copy, so I can't use magic.
[16:14] Haruto Copy
    Which means you want to make
    them expel me for being useless?
[16:19] Haruto
    You got it, me! You catch on quick.
[16:22] Haruto
    But it needs to be expulsion
    based on the lack of ability.
[16:25] Haruto
    Anything else would cause trouble for Dad.
[16:29] Haruto Copy
    So the plan is to put the blame on the king,
[16:32] Haruto Copy
    for misjudging Haruto Zenfis's
    abilities and recommending him.
[16:38] Haruto Copy
    Seems to me...
[16:39] Haruto Copy
    you could pull that off, too.
[16:41] Haruto
    Ah, well, I still have my barrier magic.
[16:45] Haruto
    If I somehow end up in a fight with
    delinquents, I might just end up using it.
[16:54] Haruto Copy
    So you're saying it's
    fine if they beat me up?!
SIGN    Tsk, I'm too smart
[16:57] Haruto
    Well, even if anything
    were to happen to you...
[17:01] Haruto
    I have plenty of replacements ready to go.
[17:03] Haruto Copy
    What?!
[17:04] Haruto Copy
    I knew it!
[17:06] Haruto Copy
    How many of me have there been before?!
[17:08] Haruto
    I'm kidding.
[17:10] Haruto
    Char wouldn't let me go through with that.
[17:12] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Don't you feel sorry for the other Haruto?
[17:16] Haruto Copy
    So you did consider it, then.
[17:20] Haruto Copy
    I've had it up to here!
[17:22] Haruto Copy
    I don't wanna be this guy's copy!
[17:25] Haruto
    This is what I'd be like if
    I had a mental breakdown?

[17:26] Haruto Copy
    No, no, no, no!
[17:28] Haruto
    Hey, calm d—
[17:29] Haruto Copy
    Shut up!
[17:31] Haruto
    Okay.
[17:32] Haruto
    I'll use a barrier to make
    sure you don't get hurt.
[17:36] Haruto
    But that means you have
    to carry out this mission.
[17:39] Haruto
    I'm not backing down on that one.
SIGN    Siiiiiiigh
[17:44] Haruto Copy
    No matter what I do, I can't escape
    the fact that I'm your copy.
[17:49] Haruto Copy
    I want to enjoy the shut-in life, too!
[17:52] Haruto Copy
    It's all for that!
[17:53] Haruto Copy
    I have no choice...
[17:55] Haruto
    It's in your hands.
[18:00] Haruto Copy
    Yeah.
[18:03] Haruto
    Okay, it's a deal.
[19:39] Haruto
    This is a lakeside log house, a mountain's
    distance away from the castle.

[19:44] Haruto
    I spent five years building it
    as my final shut-in destination.

[19:49] Haruto
    This place really is so nice.
[19:51] Haruto
    Unlike the castle, no one
    will interrupt me here.

[19:56] Haruto
    Oh! Level up!
[19:58] Haruto
    All the time in the world, with just
    me and my homemade handheld console...

[20:02] Haruto
    This rules!
[20:05] Charlotte
    Haruto!
[20:07] Charlotte
    I came over to watch some anime!
[20:09] Haruto
    Well, this still happens, though.
[20:12] Haruto
    S-Sure.
[20:18] Love Cure
    Now's our chance!
[20:19] Love Cure
    Love Cure Cure!
[20:24] Charlotte
    I'll send you to eternal sleep!
[20:26] Charlotte
    Marvelous Pretty Love and
    Peace Death Explosion!
[20:34] Charlotte
    Another awesome episode of
    Tiny★Love Cure this week.
[20:37] Haruto
    You stopped coming to my room to watch
    it, so I thought you'd gotten over it.
[20:41] Charlotte
    Actually, I've been taking more lessons,
[20:44] Charlotte
    and I was told I should stop
    going to your room all the time.
[20:49] Haruto
    Is that their roundabout way of telling
    her to stop clinging to me so much?

SIGN    Dejected
[20:53] Charlotte
    I can't come all the way
    here unless I ask Flay...
[20:56] Charlotte
    I want to watch more anime!
[20:59] Haruto
    I guess it is a pain in the butt to get here.
[21:02] Haruto
    I could use my magic to teleport you...
[21:09] Haruto
    Here we go.
[21:10] Charlotte
    Yes, Haruto!
[21:16] Charlotte
    That's amazing!
[21:17] Flay
    Impressive, my master.
[21:19] Haruto
    I've tested it out to make sure
    it's safe over long distances,
[21:22] Haruto
    but there's one problem.
[21:24] Haruto
    I've never tried it with a living creature.
[21:27] Flay
    Why don't you use your copy, then?
[21:31] Haruto
    You sure can be ruthless sometimes.
[21:33] Flay
    Wasn't he created to be of use to you?
[21:39] Haruto
    Guess I'll try it out, then.
[21:41] Haruto
    Hey.
[21:43] Haruto Copy
    Oh, it's just me.
[21:45] Haruto
    Can you come over here by
    going through this thing?
[21:48] Haruto Copy
    Huh?
[21:49] Haruto Copy
    Did you really think I wouldn't catch on?
[21:52] Haruto Copy
    Don't treat me like your lab rat.
[21:54] Haruto
    Shut up and get over here.
[21:55] Haruto Copy
    Why don't you get over here?
[21:59] Haruto Copy
    What's wrong?
[22:00] Haruto Copy
    What are you scared of?
[22:01] Haruto Copy
    It's clear as day what you're thinking.
[22:04] Haruto Copy
    You're scared of messing up and getting
    stuck in that dimension, right?
SIGN    Annoyed
[22:09] Haruto Copy
    Too scared to put your own life on the line?
SIGN    Mwahaha
[22:11] Haruto Copy
    Cat's out of the bag, original me!
SIGN    Mwahaha
[22:14] Haruto
    He really pisses me off!
[22:16] Haruto
    You think I'm scared?
[22:18] Haruto
    What if I do this?!
[22:20] Haruto
    Flay?!
[22:21] Flay
    How dare you?!
[22:23] Flay
    And you think you're fit to
    stand in for Lord Haruto?!
[22:27] Flay
    Take this!
[22:29] [SONG] Sign
    Blargh
[22:32] Haruto
    You're something else.
[22:34] Flay
    I'm honored.
[22:35] Charlotte
    Are you okay, copy Haruto?
[22:39] Haruto Copy
    Oh, what do I see but an angel?
[22:42] Charlotte
    I'm a magical girl, actually.
[22:43] Flay
    Lord Haruto, this means the
    experiment was a success.
SIGN    This... is really giving
    me mixed feelings
[22:47] Haruto
    Yeah. Now all that's left is...
[22:52] Haruto
    Okay. Now you can come and go
    between here and the castle.
[23:01] Haruto
    Oh, right.
[23:02] Sign
    I forgot...
[23:02] Haruto
    I need to find an attendant.
[23:06] Haruto
    Well, whatever.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 110 0 l 102 22 l 0 22
SIGN    Episode Preview
[23:09] Charlotte
    Charlotte here!
[23:11] Charlotte
    I was busy this week playing
    in the snow and watching anime!
[23:14] Charlotte
    You can't skip anime, or else you
    might miss out on an awesome episode!
SIGN    Staaaare
[23:17] Charlotte
    Next episode:
    "I Need to Find an Attendant...!"
SIGN    I Need to Find an Attendant...!
[23:19] Charlotte
    Is Haruto is worried about something?

Season 1

E6 - I Need to Find an Attendant...!

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[00:13] Love Cure
    Now's our chance!
[00:14] Love Cure
    Love Cure Cure!
[00:17] Love Cure
    I'll send you to eternal sleep!
[00:18] Love Cure
    Marvelous Pretty Love and
    Peace Death Explosion!

[00:19] Haruto
    Oh, leveled up again!
[00:24] Haruto
    Oh right! An attendant!
[00:27] Charlotte
    Attendant?
SIGN    Whoops
[00:34] Haruto
    Oh, just talking to myself.
[00:36] Haruto
    I'm going out for a walk.
SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 45 13 l -5 13
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    I Need to Find an Attendant...!
[02:17] Haruto
    That was close.
[02:19] Haruto
    I almost slipped and mentioned
    the attendant in front of them.

[02:24] Haruto
    I still have three months to look,
[02:26] Haruto
    but who could I possibly find
    that's right for the job?

[02:30] Haruto
    Oh, yeah, if I go this way...
[02:54] Haruto
    That's right.
[02:56] Haruto
    It's a habitat for skeletons now.
[02:59] Johnny
    Yes, those building materials go there.
[03:02] Johnny
    Oh?
[03:05] Johnny
    Why, is that my liege I see?
[03:08] Johnny
    I offer you my warmest welcome!
SIGN    Salute!
[03:18] Haruto
    The Boney Army here is made up of skeletons
[03:21] Haruto
    who were called here by the summoners
    I defeated five years ago.

[03:25] Haruto
    For whatever reason, they started
    following me after that.

[03:29] Haruto
    So I gave them some land, and they
    ended up settling down.

[03:36] Johnny
    I am delighted to see that you've
    made the long journey here.
[03:41] Haruto
    Oh, thanks.
[03:42] Haruto
    This is Johnny,
[03:44] Haruto
    the capable commander of the Boney Army.
[03:47] Johnny
    If you need anything of me,
    I am at your command.
[03:51] Haruto
    Oh, well, it's not a command or anything...
[03:55] Haruto
    but why are there other monsters here?
[03:58] Johnny
    They are stray monsters
    with nowhere else to go.
[04:02] Johnny
    Miss Flay has rounded them
    up throughout the province.
[04:04] Haruto
    That's news to me!
[04:05] Johnny
    Rest assured, they are all properly
    sequestered, and follow my directions.
[04:11] Haruto
    On that note, I don't remember this
    district being here last time I was here.

[04:16] Haruto
    This place has really expanded.
[04:18] Haruto
    Well, if the monsters in our
    province are behaving here...

[04:23] Haruto
    Guess that's fine.
[04:25] Johnny
    Since you're here, would you like to
    visit the other districts, as well?
[04:29] Haruto
    Huh? There's more?
[04:32] Johnny
    Here, we grow the crops
    that serve as our food.
[04:37] Haruto
    Huh...
[04:38] Johnny
    Throughout the year, we plant different
    crops on a seasonal basis,
[04:42] Johnny
    and cultivate those that will preserve well.
SIGN    Blah blah blah blah
[04:46] Haruto
    I see.
[04:51] Johnny
    Why, look at this!
[04:53] Johnny
    We failed to grow these last year,
    and now there's so much!
[04:56] Haruto
    You guys did all this?!
[04:59] Johnny
    Now we won't have to worry
    about food this winter!
[05:03] Haruto
    You're not the ones eating this, right?
[05:06] Haruto
    So this is all for the monsters?
[05:08] Haruto
    How selfless!
[05:10] Johnny
    We'll be able to house additional
    monsters with all of this.
SIGN    Excited
[05:13] Haruto
    You're gonna take in even more of them?!
[05:17] Johnny
    Blah, blah, blah... blah, blah, blah.
[05:19] Johnny
    Blah, blah... blah, blah, blah...
[05:22] Johnny
    Blah, blah, blah, blah!
[05:24] Johnny
    Blah, blah, blah... blah, blah, blah, blah.
[05:27] Haruto
    A polite demeanor.
[05:29] Haruto
    Kind and fastidious.
[05:31] Haruto
    Respected by all, and highly loyal to me.
[05:34] Haruto
    Well versed in etiquette, too.
[05:36] Haruto
    What's more, his deep voice
    is music to my ears.

[05:39] Haruto
    If I added on some flesh, I could probably
    make him look pretty much like a human.

[05:44] Haruto
    Could I have found the perfect attendant?
[05:46] Johnny
    In the future, we hope to increase
    production of grain and other feed,
[05:49] Johnny
    thus allowing us to keep more livestock,
SIGN    Blah blah blah
[05:52] Johnny
    but that'll depend on how the western
    district development progresses.
[05:54] ---
    Blah blah blah
[05:55] Johnny
    With that in mind, we still
    face a number of obstacles
[05:57] Johnny
    and, at present, find ourselves
    struggling to make headway,
[05:59] Johnny
    but considering the increase of
    monsters, I believe we can all...
[06:02] Haruto
    He talks too much!
[06:03] Haruto
    That's right. He's so talkative.
[06:03] Sign
    Blah blah blah
[06:06] Haruto
    If I had to listen to this everyday,
    frankly, I'd go insane!

[06:10] Haruto
    So close!
[06:11] Haruto
    It really is a shame...
[06:13] Johnny
    Oh? You have a troubled look on your face.
[06:17] Johnny
    Have I acted in error in some way?
[06:20] Haruto
    Oh, no.
[06:21] Haruto
    I was just impressed at how
    well you've been doing.
[06:25] Johnny
    Oh, I don't deserve such praise!
[06:27] Johnny
    I can feel it in my bones!
[06:29] Johnny
    My liege, I will continue to work
    myself to the bone for you!
[06:34] Johnny
    Just a little skeleton joke!
[06:37] Haruto
    Man, and he really is such
    a nice, honest guy!

[06:41] Johnny
    Now, then, let me take you to our next stop.
[06:43] Haruto
    Oh, I've got other business after this.
[06:47] Johnny
    I see. What a shame.
[06:56] Haruto
    I'm beat.
[06:58] Haruto
    I thought I could relax by myself out here.
[07:02] Haruto
    But before I knew it,
    it turned into a monster paradise!

[07:06] Haruto
    How come nothing ever works out for me?
[07:17] Haruto
    Right. I forgot you were here, too.
[07:22] Haruto
    This is Gigan, the Gigant Golem also
    called here by those summoners.

[07:37] Haruto
    For me?
[07:42] Gigan
    Because... it was pretty.
[07:45] Haruto
    A maiden of pure heart?!
[07:46] Haruto
    Wait, that's what you sound like?
[07:49] Haruto
    Thanks.
[07:51] Haruto
    Gigan is a lot gentler than it looks.
[07:55] Haruto
    It never gets in my way, so you
    could say it'd be a good attendant.

[08:00] Haruto
    But it's huge.
[08:02] Haruto
    Oh, yeah, and it's always all by itself...
[08:06] Haruto
    I hope it's okay.
[08:08] Haruto
    Could it be, you don't like
    being in the village?
[08:13] Gigan
    I... love...
[08:15] Haruto
    Oh, you love this spot, huh?
[08:18] Haruto
    That's good to hear.
[08:21] Gigan
    Love... Master.
[08:23] Haruto
    You meant me?!
[08:30] Haruto
    I just can't seem to find anyone.
[08:35] Haruto
    Huh?
[08:37] Haruto
    Could it be that picking out an attendant
    is actually a lot of hard work?

[08:42] Haruto
    Let's go back for now.
[08:48] Flay
    My master.
[08:49] Flay
    What was this "attendant"
    you mentioned before?
SIGN    Staaaare
[08:54] Haruto
    How come she's only sharp-witted
    at times like these?

[08:59] Haruto
    More like, can I just pick Flay?
[09:01] (Flashback) Gold
    You can't take Flay.
[09:03] (Flashback) Gold
    Can't take Flay...
[09:05] (Flashback) Gold
    Can't take Flay...
[09:06] (Flashback) Gold
    Can't take Flay...
[09:08] Haruto
    It's got nothing to do with you!
[09:11] Flay
    M-Master!
SIGN    Skedaddle
[09:18] Charlotte
    Haruto.
[09:19] Charlotte
    I've come up with a suitable reading
    for the Black Knight's name.
[09:23] Haruto
    Huh?
[09:26] Charlotte
    Schwarze Krieger. Or Shiva for short.
[09:30] Haruto
    What is that, German?
[09:32] Charlotte
    I looked it up on the Internet!
[09:34] Charlotte
    It's the name of a supreme deity that
    reigns over destruction and creation!
[09:38] Charlotte
    I thought it'd be perfect for you!
[09:40] Haruto
    I'm so sorry for turning a young noblewoman
    from a fantasy world into this!

[09:45] Sign
    Blah blah blah
[09:45] Johnny
    Welcome, Lady Charlotte.
[09:47] Johnny
    I've heard all about you from Miss Flay.
[09:50] Johnny
    This is a place for those
    who were saved by my liege,
[09:53] Johnny
    as well as a shelter for the stray
    monsters rounded up by Miss Flay.
[09:57] Charlotte
    Wow, Haruto!
[09:59] Charlotte
    You found a place for all
    these monsters to live?
SIGN    Mostly her work
[10:03] Charlotte
    I've come up with a suitable
    name for this place.
[10:08] Charlotte
    How does Pandemonium sound?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 64 l 0 64
SIGN    New name:
    Pandemonium
    The Garden of Demons
[10:15] Johnny
    Magnificent.
SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
[10:44] Adventurer
    We've finally tracked it down.
[10:46] Adventurer
    Look at the size of this Blizzard Dragon!
[10:49] Adventurer
    We'll be in for a fat bounty
    if we slay this thing.
[10:58] Adventurer
    It disappeared?!
[11:01] Adventurer A
    Above us!
[11:06] Adventurer A
    What are you doing?!
[11:07] Adventurer A
    After it, quick!
[11:08] Adventurer A
    You're gonna let it get away!
[11:43] Haruto
    What?
[11:44] Haruto
    A large blue dragon near the
    border we share with the Empire?
[11:48] Gold
    Yeah.
[11:49] Gold
    It flew this way from the Empire,
[11:51] Gold
    but it dropped out of the sky before
    it reached our kingdom's borders.
[11:54] Haruto
    So it's not in our province, then.
[11:56] Haruto
    Which means it's none of our business.
[11:59] Gold
    You could say that.
[12:00] Gold
    However, it might show itself
    again and enter our territory.
[12:04] Gold
    The dragon was most likely wounded
    in a hunt within imperial borders.
[12:08] Gold
    So if it does just happen
    to go on a rampage,
[12:10] Gold
    it would cause the loss of
    a great number of lives.
[12:13] Gold
    And that's why...
[12:15] Gold
    I'd like Flay, as a demon,
    to go scope out the situation.
[12:19] Flay
    I refuse!
[12:20] Flay
    I only obey Lord Haruto's commands!
[12:23] Haruto
    Then think of it as an order from me.
[12:27] Haruto
    So much for obeying me!
[12:31] Haruto
    Is there a reason you won't?
[12:33] Flay
    A dragon that large couldn't have
    been born in the past several years.
[12:38] Flay
    However, I know of no blue dragons.
[12:41] Flay
    Which means that while we demons were
    desperately waging war against humans,
[12:45] Flay
    it must have been hiding away in
    the mountains, feigning ignorance.
[12:50] Flay
    I see no reason to offer safe
    harbor to someone so cowardly.
[12:53] Haruto
    I see.
[12:54] Haruto
    This is a very deep-rooted issue for Flay.
[13:00] Haruto
    Can you give me some time
    to think about this?
[13:02] Gold
    Sure.
[13:03] Gold
    Time is of the essence, though.
[13:06] Haruto
    Got it.
[13:13] Haruto
    You shouldn't eavesdrop, Char.
[13:17] Charlotte
    Um, well... I'm sorry.
[13:22] Charlotte
    Flay, can't you help that dragon out?
[13:26] Charlotte
    I'm sure it must feel so helpless,
    all alone and wounded!
[13:30] Flay
    G-Grr...
[13:34] Haruto
    Well, you heard her.
[13:36] Haruto
    A request from Char is a request from me.
[13:40] Flay
    I suppose I must, if you so insist.
[13:44] Flay
    Let's go and wipe out those
    no-good adventurers!
[13:46] Haruto
    That's not what I said.
[13:57] Haruto
    Oh, found it.
[13:59] Haruto
    Huh, so this is what dragons
    look like in this world.

[14:02] Haruto
    It looks like it's in really bad shape.
[14:05] Flay
    Lord Haruto.
[14:12] Haruto
    Looks like we've got no time to spare.
[14:14] Haruto
    Let's go.
[14:15] Flay
    Yes!
[14:25] Adventurer B
    I found it!
[14:30] Adventurer B
    You're not getting away this time!
[14:32] Adventurer B
    Let's take it out all at once!
[14:41] Haruto
    The Black Knight has arrived!
[14:45] Haruto
    Rejuvenate!
[14:48] Adventurer
    Wh-Where did they come from?
[14:51] Flay
    You worthless scoundrels.
[14:53] Flay
    Ganging up on and torturing the weak!
[14:56] Flay
    I'll reduce you all to ashes!
[14:59] Haruto
    Ah.
[15:00] Flay
    Burn to death!
[15:04] Haruto
    Hey, calm down!
[15:06] Haruto
    Stay, stay!
[15:18] Haruto
    Hello there.
[15:20] Haruto
    I'm the Black Knight, hero of justice...
[15:28] Flay
    How dare you?!
[15:29] Flay
    Show my master some respect!
[15:33] Haruto
    It's fine.
[15:35] Haruto
    I'm sure you've been on edge,
     with those adventurers after you.
[15:38] Haruto
    I don't mind at all.
[15:40] Haruto
    Did you think I'd say that?!
SIGN    Peeved
[15:41] Haruto
    I came all this way to help you!
[15:43] Haruto
    I'll unheal those wounds
    if you do that again!
[15:46] Liza
    Help me? You did?
[15:49] Haruto
    Oh, I can hear her voice
    directly in my head.

[15:53] Haruto
    Flay did that, too.
[15:54] Haruto
    It looks like you can speak,
    so let me ask this.
[15:57] Haruto
    Who, exactly, are you?
[16:02] Liza
    You're a demon, aren't you?
[16:04] Haruto
    Ignoring me, huh?
[16:06] Liza
    Hey, why is a demon like
    you obeying a human?
[16:09] Liza
    Please tell me why.
[16:13] Flay
    If you insist, I don't mind telling you...
[16:16] Flay
    All about how great my master
    is and our fated encounter!
SIGN    One Hour Later
[16:23] Flay
    That's how it is.
[16:25] Flay
    Well? Amazing, right?
[16:27] Liza
    Yeah, I get it now.
[16:29] Liza
    Who could imagine the Demon
    King had reincarnated?
[16:32] Haruto
    Oh, that backstory's still a thing, huh?
[16:34] Liza
    I'm sorry I didn't fight alongside
    the demons during the war.
[16:39] Liza
    I don't like fighting.
[16:42] Haruto
    I see. Guess even demons come
    in all shapes and sizes.

[16:47] Haruto
    So until now, what were
    you up to, and where?
[16:50] Liza
    I lived a quiet life deep in the
    mountains, hoping not to be noticed.
[16:55] Liza
    For about 300 years.
[16:57] Haruto
    Three hundred years?!
[16:58] Haruto
    Sh-She's a shut-in on a whole other scale!
SIGN    Wow
SIGN    Gaze of
    jealousy
[17:02] Haruto
    What did you do that whole time?!
[17:04] Haruto
    Tell me all about it!
[17:06] Liza
    At first, I spent all my days just
    curled up deep inside a cave.
[17:13] Liza
    But one day, an adventurer stayed
    the night and left a book behind.
[17:19] Liza
    I read that book so many
    times, over... and over...
[17:27] (Flashback) Liza
    I want to read more books.
[17:30] Liza
    Before I knew it, I'd flown out of
    my cave and was headed toward town.
[17:55] Liza
    And so, from time to time, in my human form,
[17:58] Liza
    I'd go into human villages
    to take books back with me.
[18:02] Liza
    I did this countless times
    and gained knowledge.
[18:07] Liza
    It was so much fun...
[18:10] Liza
    However, I was discovered by adventurers.
[18:34] Liza
    That's what happened.
[18:37] Flay
    Wh-What a pitiful tale!
[18:42] Flay
    Chased out of your den,
    almost killed by pesky humans...
[18:45] Flay
    It must have been so difficult for you!
[18:48] Flay
    Okay, I acknowledge you as my brethren.
[18:51] Flay
    I will permit you to enter Pandemonium.
[18:53] Haruto
    Huh? Where's that?
[18:56] Flay
    It's your second home.
[18:58] Haruto
    Where'd the name come from?
[18:59] Flay
    The young lady called it that.
[19:01] Haruto
    Is that so?
[19:05] Haruto
    Well, the reason we came here in the
    first place was to offer you shelter.
[19:09] Haruto
    Would you like to come with us?
[19:11] Liza
    I'd be happy to.
[19:12] Liza
    I learned of them through my books...
[19:14] Liza
    Those things called feelings.
[19:16] Liza
    Maybe what I wanted all along was to
    interact with others, just like this.
[19:23] Liza
    That's right, I never did show my gratitude.
[19:26] Liza
    Thank you for saving me earlier.
[19:29] Liza
    I am a Blizzard Dragon.
[19:32] Liza
    I will accept you as my master
    and give my life for you.
[19:39] Haruto
    Th-This turn of events, could it be...?!
[20:00] Haruto
    That's right. I know better, after Flay.
[20:03] Haruto
    It's not a catsuit like last time!
[20:07] Liza
    Where did these clothes come from?
[20:09] Liza
    Creation magic?
[20:11] Liza
    Not understanding the logic behind
    something makes me so uneasy...
[20:14] Haruto
    Well, we can discuss that
    later, little by little.
[20:18] Haruto
    Let me reintroduce myself.
[20:21] Haruto
    My name is Haruto Zenfis.
[20:22] Haruto
    I'm the son of the margrave of
    the nearby border province.
[20:25] Haruto
    Um...
[20:27] Liza
    I don't have my own name,
    so please give me one.
[20:30] Haruto
    Dragon.
[20:32] Haruto
    Blizzard... Lizard...
[20:37] Haruto
    How about Liza?
[20:38] Haruto
    Nice to meet you, Liza.
[20:40] Liza
    Liza.
[20:41] Liza
    Yeah, it has a nice ring to it.
[20:43] Liza
    I like it.
[20:45] Liza
    Nice to meet you, Lord Haruto.
[20:53] Flay
    Liza, there's one thing I need you to know.
[21:00] Flay
    I'm the one who first served Lord Haruto!
[21:03] Flay
    And you're the second!
[21:06] Flay
    You know what that means, don't you?
[21:09] Liza
    Yeah.
[21:11] Haruto
    All right. For now, just follow me.
[21:23] Haruto
    I'd expect no less from a dragon.
[21:25] Haruto
    I see you can fly in this form, too.
[21:27] Haruto
    Let's go, then.
[21:28] Liza
    Yeah.
[21:34] Flay
    I won't lose to you!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 110 0 l 102 22 l 0 22
SIGN    Episode Preview
[23:09] Charlotte
    Charlotte here!
[23:11] Charlotte
    Pandemonium...
[23:12] Charlotte
    What a noble, awe-inspiring name!
[23:15] Charlotte
    It's a place where demons can all get along!
[23:18] Charlotte
    Next episode: "Meeting of the Round Table".
SIGN    Meeting of the Round Table
[23:20] Charlotte
    It's finally time for me
    to take command as leader!

Season 1

E7 - Meeting of the Round Table

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[00:03] Haruto
    This is Liza, a Blizzard Dragon.
[00:05] Haruto
    She says she wants
    to work here as a maid.
[00:08] Liza
    Th-Thank you for your consideration.
[00:11] Natalia
    Oh, my! She's so adorable!
[00:13] Natalia
    I'm all for it!
[00:15] Charlotte
    It's nice to meet you, Liza.
[00:17] Charlotte
    My name is Charlotte.
[00:20] Charlotte
    I hope we can get along!
[00:22] Liza
    Y-Yeah. Same here.
[00:25] Gold
    I can hardly believe this girl
    is the dragon we discussed.
[00:28] Gold
    Never mind that you managed
    to bring her back here...
[00:33] Gold
    As for me, I have no problems as long
    as she abides by the castle rules.
[00:37] Gold
    Otherwise, you can do as you see fit.
SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 45 13 l -5 13
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    Meeting of
    the Round Table
[02:15] Flay
    Liza.
[02:16] Flay
    You won't be able to work here
    with a halfhearted attitude.
[02:20] Flay
    I'll be taking this time
    to test your abilities.
[02:23] Flay
    First, you'll be cleaning outdoors.
[02:25] Liza
    Okay. Got it.
[02:27] Flay
    Listen up.
[02:28] Flay
    This is how you use a broom...
[02:31] Flay
    so it breaks.
[02:33] Flay
    That's why you need to be careful.
[02:35] Liza
    Got it.
[02:43] Liza
    Does this look good?
[02:45] Flay
    Y-Yeah. Fine work.
[02:48] Flay
    Next is washing dishes!
[03:12] Flay
    Next up, cooking!
[03:22] Maid A
    You're doing well.
[03:38] Gold
    Did you make this, Liza?
[03:39] Gold
    I must say, it's quite good.
[03:43] Natalia
    Oh, I love how this is seasoned!
[03:47] Gold
    Very impressive for your first time.
[03:50] Flay
    Guh...
[03:50] Natalia
    Yes, it really is!
[03:52] Liza
    Lady Charlotte, you've
    got some on your face.
[03:56] Charlotte
    Thank you very much.
[03:58] Natalia
    It sounds like you're doing just fine, Liza.
[04:01] Natalia
    I hear from the maids that
    you're a quick learner.
[04:04] Liza
    Yes, everyone's been a good teacher to me.
[04:07] Natalia
    Is there anything else
    that you're skilled at?
[04:13] Liza
    I used to love reading books,
[04:15] Liza
    so I have some fundamental
    knowledge of magic and the like.
[04:17] Natalia
    I see!
[04:19] Natalia
    Then why don't you take this opportunity
    to become Charlotte's personal maid?
[04:23] Natalia
    What do you think, dear?
[04:25] Gold
    Oh, um, sounds good to me.
[04:28] Liza
    Lady Charlotte's personal maid...
[04:31] Liza
    Got it! I'll put forth my utmost effort!
[04:34] Natalia
    Oh, my! How dependable!
[04:35] Flay
    Guh...
[04:37] Charlotte
    Thank you, Liza!
[04:45] Liza
    I'm coming in.
[04:49] Liza
    Good morning, Lady Charlotte.
[04:52] Charlotte
    Good morning.
[05:03] Liza
    Like this.
[05:20] Liza
    Here.
[05:30] Liza
    Sheep...
[05:36] Charlotte
    Haruto!
[05:39] Charlotte
    Look at this!
[05:41] Charlotte
    I've managed to create
    such a large fireball!
[05:44] Haruto
    Oh... that's amazing.
[05:47] Charlotte
    It's thanks to you, Liza!
[05:49] Liza
    No, you're just quick on the uptake.
[05:53] Haruto
    By the way, what's with the water?
[05:55] Liza
    Oh, I was just doing the laundry.
[06:01] Haruto
    She's getting her other work
    done while teaching Char magic!

[06:06] Haruto
    How hyper-competent!
[06:07] Haruto
    You're not tired from moving around so much?
[06:09] Liza
    It turns out that I enjoy moving around.
[06:13] Liza
    It's calming for me.
[06:15] Haruto
    Sorry for making you do all sorts of stuff.
[06:19] Charlotte
    Have I been a burden on you, Liza?
[06:23] Liza
    No, you're not a burden at all.
[06:26] Liza
    In fact, I really enjoy
    serving you, Lady Charlotte.
[06:31] Charlotte
    I'm really happy to hear that,
[06:34] Charlotte
    but please tell me if you
    don't want to do something.
[06:38] Charlotte
    I want to become friends with you, Liza!
[06:41] Liza
    Friends?
[06:46] Haruto
    If you want to, then go ahead.
[06:51] Liza
    Yeah.
[06:53] Liza
    I also want to be your friend.
[07:01] Charlotte
    Thank you so much, Liza!
[07:04] Haruto
    Too precious!
[07:05] Charlotte
    I'm so happy! I've
    always wanted a friend!
[07:10] Liza
    I'm happy, too.
[07:12] Haruto
    Liza really is so well-behaved.
[07:14] Haruto
    So earnest, a good learner,
    and quick to adapt.

[07:19] Haruto
    Hold on.
[07:22] Haruto
    Wait, was Liza the ideal attendant
    I've been looking for?!

[07:27] Haruto
    Liza!
[07:29] Liza
    What is it, Lord Haruto?
[07:31] Haruto
    Winning so hard!
[07:32] Haruto
    I can't do it!
[07:34] Haruto
    I can't tear them apart
    right after they've become friends!

[07:38] Charlotte
    Haruto?
[07:39] Liza
    Lord Haruto?
[07:41] Haruto
    Oh, it's nothing. Don't worry about it.
[07:45] Haruto
    The perfect candidate is
    right in front of me...

[07:48] Haruto
    Why this?
SIGN    Anyplace Door
[07:51] Haruto
    I forgot I could use that!
[07:53] Haruto
    That's right.
[07:54] Haruto
    I can have her accompany me to the capital
    under the guise of being my attendant,

[07:58] Haruto
    then send her back to the castle right away!
[08:00] Haruto
    I've finally figured out
    the attendant problem!

[08:05] Haruto
    Now I just need to focus on my
    mission of being expelled early!

SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
SIGN    Guhhhhh
[08:20] Charlotte
    Tiny★Love Cure is over...
[08:24] Charlotte
    I don't think I can think about
    anything else for the time being...
[08:27] Haruto
    Well, a new show is going
    to start next week.
[08:30] Liza
    Lady Charlotte, your break
    time is almost over.
[08:34] Charlotte
    I understand. Let's go back.
[08:39] Haruto
    Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell you something.
[08:42] Haruto
    I'm going to be attending school in
    the royal capital starting next week.
[08:47] Charlotte
    What... did you say?
[08:50] Haruto
    Like I said, next week
    I'm starting school...
[08:52] Charlotte
    School... A hidden student council...
[08:55] Charlotte
    Terrorists... Magical battles...
[08:58] Charlotte
    Liza, I'm going to cancel all
    of my plans for the day.
[09:01] Charlotte
    Issue a summons to the knights.
[09:03] Liza
    Okay.
[09:04] Haruto
    What?!
[09:05] Charlotte
    Convene the Round Table
    for an emergency meeting!
[09:08] Haruto
    Huh? R-Round Table?
[09:10] Haruto
    Huh? What?
[09:15] Charlotte
    My esteemed knights.
[09:17] Charlotte
    You have my utmost thanks for
    assembling here on this busy day.
[09:21] Charlotte
    These meetings of the Round Table
    are a confidential affair.
[09:24] Charlotte
    Please do your best to keep them secret.
[09:27] Gigan
    Yes.
[09:28] Charlotte
    Onto our topic of discussion.
[09:31] Charlotte
    It seems Haruto will begin attending
    school in the royal capital next week.
[09:35] Flay
    What'd you say?!
[09:36] Flay
    That's news to me!
[09:38] Flay
    Why?!
[09:39] Flay
    Why didn't he report this to me first?
[09:42] Charlotte
    Flay, please calm yourself.
[09:44] Charlotte
    I've just received word of it myself.
[09:47] Charlotte
    This is Haruto we're talking about.
[09:49] Charlotte
    There must be a reason for who he told, and when.
[09:53] Flay
    Why school, after all this time?
[09:56] Flay
    There's nothing Lord Haruto
    can learn from measly humans!
[09:59] Flay
    After all, he's the Demon King—
[10:01] Johnny
    Miss Flay.
[10:02] Johnny
    We promised not to mention that.
[10:05] Flay
    Oh... I forgot about that.
[10:07] Charlotte
    What did you just say?!
[10:09] Charlotte
    Is it information regarding
    Haruto that I don't know about?!
[10:13] Flay
    I-It's a secret among demons.
SIGN    Shoooock
[10:22] Johnny
    C-Come now, Lady Charlotte.
[10:25] Johnny
    You are greatly beloved by my liege.
[10:29] Johnny
    Surely you stand considerably above us.
[10:32] Charlotte
    B-Beloved, you say?
[10:34] Johnny
    Our secrets are trifling at best.
[10:37] Johnny
    I'm certain that my liege will
    tell you himself before long.
[10:40] Charlotte
    I-I see. You're right.
[10:42] Liza
    His flattery is working.
[10:45] Charlotte
    Let us continue our meeting.
[10:47] Charlotte
    The real question is why Haruto
    would willingly choose to go.
[10:53] Charlotte
    That's right.
[10:54] Charlotte
    It happened when I started
    watching an anime about school.
[10:59] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Haruto, what is school like?
[11:03] Charlotte
    Upon asking, his response was...
[11:07] Charlotte
    "Oh, it's...
[11:09] Charlotte
    an extremely scary and dangerous place,"
[11:12] Charlotte
    he said.
[11:13] Flay
    My word!
[11:14] Johnny
    Did my liege really say that?!
[11:17] Charlotte
    That's right.
[11:18] Charlotte
    There's no way Haruto could
    be scared of anything.
[11:21] Charlotte
    So what exactly made him say that?
[11:24] Charlotte
    What follows is just a
    theory, going off of anime.
[11:29] Charlotte
    First, there must be a hidden
    student council at school!
SIGN    Evil
[11:32] Charlotte
    And they are leading honest
    students down the path of evil!
[11:37] Charlotte
    They make interlopers face
    them in magical battles,
[11:40] Charlotte
    only to crush them using
    every trick up their sleeve!
[11:42] Sign
    Villain
[11:43] Charlotte
    And behind it all is an evil syndicate that
    could shake the kingdom to its foundations!
[11:49] Charlotte
    There's no way that Haruto could
    let them get away with that!
[11:53] Charlotte
    Which is why he made up his mind,
    to fight them as the Black Knight Shiva!
[11:58] Flay
    It's very possible!
[11:59] Flay
    No, there can be no doubt!
[12:01] Johnny
    If it's a kingdom-wide threat,
[12:02] Johnny
    it'd be impossible to deal with them
    without someone as powerful as my liege!
[12:07] Charlotte
    This is a major problem.
[12:09] Charlotte
    But I'm sure solving it
    will come easy to Haruto.
[12:13] Charlotte
    I imagine Haruto will install an
    Anyplace Door in the capital, as well.
[12:18] Charlotte
    Which is why Flay, Liza, and I will head
    to the capital to gather intelligence.
[12:23] Flay
    Yes.
[12:24] Charlotte
    Johnny and Gigan,
    please prepare for the days to come,
[12:26] Charlotte
    with the further expansion of Pandemonium.
[12:29] Johnny
    Very well.
[12:31] Liza
    Um...
[12:33] Liza
    Shouldn't we talk about all
    of this with Lord Haruto?
[12:40] Charlotte
    We mustn't let Haruto
    fret over such matters.
[12:43] Flay
    We'll only hinder him if we await
    his instructions at every step.
[12:46] Johnny
    Understanding his innermost thoughts
    is my duty as his subject.
[12:50] Charlotte
    We Knights of the Round Table
    exist to serve Haruto.
[12:55] Charlotte
    Now is the time for us to make our stand!
[13:04] Liza
    That's what happened earlier today.
[13:07] Haruto
    I see.
[13:10] Haruto
    Thanks, Liza.
[13:12] Liza
    Huh? Ah, yes.
[13:15] Haruto
    Man, I swear.
[13:17] Haruto
    If you hadn't told me about this,
    who knows what might have happened?
[13:21] Liza
    Um...
[13:23] Liza
    Lord Haruto, are you fighting
    against an evil syndicate?
[13:27] Haruto
    Eh?
[13:28] Liza
    Eh?
[13:30] Haruto
    Liza really is earnest by nature.
[13:33] Haruto
    I need to give a convincing explanation
     so I don't hurt her feelings.

[13:39] Haruto
    Yes, I've actually been
    acting in secret all along.
[13:43] Liza
    So it was all true!
SIGN    Okay!
    Off to
    a good
    start!
[13:45] Haruto
    And I have a favor to ask of you.
[13:49] Haruto
    I want you to come with me to
    the capital as my attendant.
[13:52] Liza
    Huh? Me?
[13:55] Haruto
    I'll go into further detail later,
[13:57] Haruto
    but this is a vital mission
    that only you can pull off.
[14:01] Haruto
    You'll take it on, won't you?
[14:05] Liza
    If you insist, then sure.
[14:08] Haruto
    Got myself an attendant!
[14:09] Haruto
    Okay, so I'll get myself
    kicked out ASAP, then...

[14:13] Haruto
    Thanks to your help,
     I have resolved this matter!
[14:16] Haruto
    Thank you!
[14:17] Haruto
    And with that, everything
    will be squared away.

[14:20] Haruto
    Okay, dismissed.
[14:23] Liza
    Yes.
[14:23] Liza
    Good night, Lord Haruto.
SIGN    A Certain Maid's Work Break
[16:02] Maid B
    What's wrong?
[16:04] Maid D
    My boyfriend told me, "Let's get
    married when I return from the war,"
[16:09] Maid D
    but I've been waiting for
    over two years now...
[16:12] Flay
    A man who can't keep a promise
    needs to be cut off.
SIGN    "Cut off his head"
[16:15] Maid D
    You're right.
[16:17] Maid D
    I guess I should cut him off.
[16:17] Sign
    "Sever ties with him"
[16:20] Maid A
    It looks like my husband is cheating on me.
[16:22] Maid C
    My mother-in-law is so mean to me.
[16:25] Maid B
    The old man next door snores so loudly...
[16:29] Flay
    Cut them off!
SIGN    Decapitate
[16:30] Maid B
    I see.
[16:31] Maid B
    I guess you need to steel
    yourself to cut them off.
SIGN    Custom Made?
[16:40] Charlotte
    Flay, how come your maid outfit
    is different from the others?
[16:46] Flay
    A fine question, young lady.
[16:48] Flay
    It happened the day that
    Lord Haruto ordered me to be a maid.
[16:53] (Flashback) Maid D
    Flay, that outfit is a bit much,
    so please change into these.
[16:57] (Flashback) Flay
    Okay, if I must.
[17:00] (Flashback) SFX
    Tight...
[17:03] (Flashback) Maid A
    Huh?
[17:03] (Flashback) Maid A
    This is the right size, isn't it?
[17:05] (Flashback) Maid B
    I'll go get the largest size we have!
[17:07] (Flashback) SFX
    Busty...
[17:11] (Flashback) SFX
    Boing!
[17:12] (Flashback) Group
    Boing...
[17:15] Flay
    And that's why I had this
    custom made for me.
[17:18] Charlotte
    I see!
[17:20] (Flashback) Flay
    Lord Haruto, what do you
    think about this outfit?
[17:23] (Flashback) Haruto
    Oh, nice.
[17:25] (Flashback) Haruto
    You look good in it.
[17:26] (Flashback) Flay
    I'm glad to hear it's to your liking.
SIGN    I Want to Fly
[17:34] Charlotte
    Flay, can you not fly?
[17:37] Flay
    It's not that I can't.
[17:40] Flay
    I'm just not completely used to flying.
[17:42] Charlotte
    I want to fly, as well!
[17:44] Charlotte
    Please teach me how!
[17:49] Flay
    Okay, but just a little.
[17:53] Flay
    Here I go.
[17:57] SFX
    Whoosh!
[17:59] SFX
    Land.
[18:00] SFX
    Whoosh!
[18:01] SFX
    Land.
[18:01] SFX
    Whoosh!
[18:07] Flay
    This is what I can do when I'm serious.
[18:10] Charlotte
    That was amazing!
[18:11] Charlotte
    I'm blown away!
[18:14] Haruto
    That's not flying!
[18:16] Natalia
    What are you two doing?
[18:20] Natalia
    What? Flight magic?
[18:23] Natalia
    You're still too young!
[18:25] Natalia
    Don't ask so much of her!
[18:26] Natalia
    Bad girl!
[18:27] Sign
    Shock
[18:37] Flay
    You wait right here!
[18:43] Flay
    Lord Haruto!
[18:45] Haruto
    No need to say any more.
[18:48] Haruto
    Take this with you.
[18:49] Flay
    That's my master!
SIGN    Wibble
SIGN    Wobble
[18:53] Charlotte
    Amazing! I'm flying!
[18:55] Natalia
    Wh-What in the world?!
[18:57] Flay
    Rest assured.
[18:58] Flay
    It is perfectly safe.
[19:03] Haruto
    Mission complete.
SIGN    Do You Hate Baths?
[19:09] Charlotte
    Flay, let's go to the castle bath.
[19:12] Flay
    Hmm? No need for that.
[19:14] Haruto
    You're going to stay dirty like that?
[19:17] Flay
    No need for concern!
[19:22] Flay
    Hup!
[19:27] Charlotte
    So cold...
[19:28] Haruto
    She's way too untamed...
[19:31] Charlotte
    You're all clean, but now you're soaking.
[19:33] Flay
    Don't worry.
[19:37] Charlotte
    That's wicked cold!
SIGN    The Legendary Shut-In
[19:42] Flay
    Welcome back.
[19:43] Haruto
    Oh, yeah, how did you spend your time
    when you were holed up in that cave?
[19:48] Liza
    Um...
[19:51] Liza
    I'd wake up around noon,
[19:53] Liza
    read the book I left off on the day before,
[19:56] Liza
    doze off in the afternoon,
[19:59] Liza
    wake up at night and get back to reading,
[20:03] Liza
    then then fall asleep.
[20:05] Haruto
    Now that's an ideal lifestyle!
[20:08] Charlotte
    Oh, wow...
[20:09] Liza
    As a result, by the time I tried
    to return those books,
[20:12] Liza
    ten years had already passed.
[20:14] Haruto
    What about eating?
[20:17] Liza
    About once a week, I guess?
[20:20] Haruto
    And a dieter to boot!
[20:21] Haruto
    She really is a veteran shut-in!
SIGN    A Simple Question
[20:27] Liza
    Lord Haruto.
[20:28] Liza
    I have a question for you, as well.
[20:30] Liza
    Tell me how this door works already.
[20:33] Haruto
    Huh? You were still curious?
[20:35] Haruto
    All I did was connect two barriers.
[20:38] Liza
    That doesn't explain anything at all.
[20:41] Liza
    Teleportation magic is
    extremely advanced magic,
[20:45] Liza
    so it shouldn't be possible
    with just one person.
[20:48] Haruto
    It seems like it doesn't
    consume that much mana,
[20:51] Haruto
    so I don't think that's right.
[20:54] Liza
    Wait, is it not magic from this world?!
[20:58] Haruto
    It looks like she accepted that.
SIGN    I Built an Open-Air Bath
[21:06] Charlotte
    It's so warm!
[21:07] Liza
    Yes, the water feels great.
[21:10] Flay
    Liza, are you fine soaking
    in hot water like that?
[21:13] Liza
    I can handle the cold, but it
    doesn't mean I'm weak to heat.
[21:19] Liza
    Not going to get in the water, Flay?
[21:21] Flay
    I am already!
[21:25] Liza
    Do you not like hot water?
[21:28] Flay
    It's only natural!
[21:29] Flay
    Our kind don't soak in hot water!
[21:32] Liza
    What a shame, after Lord Haruto built this.
[21:34] Charlotte
    It feels really nice!
SIGN    A Few
    Days Later
[21:54] Flay
    Nothing beats a nice bath after work.
[21:57] Haruto
    How's Flay doing?
[21:59] Charlotte
    Oh, it looks like she really likes it!
[22:01] Haruto
    I'm glad to hear it.
SIGN    Mana Assessment
[22:07] Haruto
    I tried making a device to
    measure your mana level.
[22:11] Haruto
    Will you let me check your mana levels?
[22:13] Flay
    As you wish.
[22:14] Charlotte
    Yes!
[22:19] Charlotte
    Wow, Flay!
[22:20] Charlotte
    Liza's amazing, as well!
[22:22] Haruto
    Demons have high mana to begin with, huh?
[22:25] Haruto
    Hmm? Hold on.
[22:27] Haruto
    Char's max level is so high!
[22:30] Haruto
    Wasn't the Queen Consort
    announced to be level 44?

[22:33] Flay
    Not bad, young lady.
[22:35] Charlotte
    You're too kind.
[22:36] Haruto
    With some training, I bet you'd
    hit max level in no time.
[22:40] Charlotte
    No, I won't.
[22:42] Haruto
    Why not?
[22:44] Charlotte
    Before I could even walk or talk,
    I ended up creating a fireball,
[22:48] Charlotte
    so Mother has placed a
    sealing incantation on me.
[22:52] Haruto
    Seriously?!
[22:53] Haruto
    A natural-born genius, right before my eyes!
[22:56] Charlotte
    What about you, Haruto?
[22:58] Flay
    I'm sure he's easily surpassed level 100!
[23:04] Haruto
    Not telling.
[23:05] Charlotte
    What?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 110 0 l 102 22 l 0 22
SIGN    Episode Preview
[23:09] Charlotte
    Charlotte here!
[23:11] Charlotte
    Today, I made a new friend, Liza!
[23:14] Charlotte
    I love Liza, my friend who
    can do just about anything!
[23:17] Charlotte
    Next episode: "A New Encounter".
SIGN    A New Encounter
[23:19] Charlotte
    Could it be a new power to fight
    against the evil syndicate?!

Season 1

E8 - I'll Go With You

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[00:01] Gold
    Haruto, be careful on your journey.
[00:03] Haruto
    Yeah, I'll be fine.
[00:05] Gold
    Did you hide Liza's horns and tail?
[00:09] Gold
    She seems a bit uneasy about it.
[00:11] Haruto
    Well, it might take her
    some time to get used to.
[00:15] Flay
    Why?!
[00:16] Charlotte
    There, there.
[00:16] Flay
    Why is it Liza?!
[00:19] Charlotte
    Haruto, evil will never prosper!
[00:22] Charlotte
    Please do your best!
[00:23] Haruto
    Y-Yeah, I'll try.
SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 45 13 l -5 13
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    A New Encounter
[02:00] Marianne
    Laius!
[02:02] Laius
    Hey!
[02:02] Laius
    Don't just barge in like that, idiot!
[02:05] Marianne
    Look at this!
[02:06] Marianne
    I've received a letter from the margrave!
[02:09] Laius
    I bet it just says that Haruto
    set off for the royal capital.
[02:13] Laius
    You don't need to come all this
    way just to tell me that.
[02:15] Marianne
    I worked hard on this because you wanted
    a recommendation letter for Haruto!
[02:20] Marianne
    You have a reason for going
    that far, isn't there?
[02:23] Laius
    I want to know why he's so strong.
[02:27] Laius
    I've been fiercely honing my magic
    and swordsmanship skills since then.
[02:30] Laius
    But as I do, it feels like he only
    moves further from my grasp.
[02:35] Laius
    But if we went to the same school,
    I could learn more about him up close.
[02:39] Laius
    That's all there is to it.
[02:41] Marianne
    I see, so you've been
    changed by your defeat.
[02:44] Marianne
    Although, you're still as cocky as ever.
[02:48] Laius
    What about you, Marianne?
[02:50] Laius
    I hear you stood up to Father.
[02:52] Laius
    Saying you wouldn't budge until
    you got the recommendation
[02:56] Laius
    and refusing to leave your room.
[02:57] Marianne
    What?!
[02:58] Marianne
    Who told you that?!
[02:59] Laius
    I heard the guards talking about it.
[03:02] Laius
    Sounds like you're more
    obsessed with him than I am!
[03:06] Marianne
    I-It's not like I bear feelings
    for Haruto or anything!
[03:10] Laius
    Eh?
[03:11] Marianne
    Eh?
[03:12] Laius
    N-No, I wasn't really talking
    about love or anything there.
[03:18] Laius
    Wait, could it be...
[03:20] Marianne
    Th-That's not it!
[03:26] Laius
    But I hear you've had it hard lately.
[03:29] Laius
    With those weird cultists throwing
     their weight around at the school?
[03:34] Marianne
    You knew about that?
[03:37] Marianne
    Yes, the Church of Lucifyra.
[03:40] Marianne
    A new cult disguised as a branch of the
    state religion, the Church of Mija.
[03:45] Marianne
    They espouse extremist ideologies
    and are said to worship a demon.
[03:49] Marianne
    I hear that it's not just the academy,
[03:51] Marianne
    but that their influence is
    spreading throughout the kingdom.
[03:55] Marianne
    And they pose one more problem.
[03:59] Marianne
    As of late, it seems some of them bring
    up the idea of overthrowing the monarchy.
[04:04] Marianne
    Despite this, there are increasing cases
    of aristocrats joining their ranks,
[04:08] Marianne
    giving them additional sources of funding...
[04:11] Laius
    There are rumors that Mother
    is the source of that funding.
[04:16] Laius
    I don't understand what Mother
    is trying to accomplish.
[04:22] Laius
    She suddenly changed five years ago.
[04:25] Laius
    What happened, exactly?
[04:27] Laius
    Who placed that collar on her neck?
[04:31] Laius
    She won't tell even me.
[04:33] Laius
    To be perfectly honest, I'm scared of her.
[04:38] Laius
    I always knew she was a ruthless person,
[04:42] Laius
    but I get the feeling it's
    only become more extreme.
[04:45] Laius
    By now, the entire kingdom knows that the
    king and queen consort are on bad terms.
[04:49] Laius
    It wouldn't be strange for the
    Church of Lucifyra to try and use that.
[04:54] Laius
    I didn't want to consider the idea,
[04:56] Laius
    but could it be that Mother is out
    to crush Father with all she's got?
[05:03] Laius
    What in the world are we supposed to do?
[05:07] Marianne
    This may be selfish of me...
[05:10] Marianne
    But I think that Haruto might be the
    one who can change this situation.
[05:16] Laius
    Huh? Haruto?
[05:18] Laius
    That seems a bit much.
[05:20] Marianne
    Yes, however...
[05:22] Marianne
    I can't help but place my faith in him.
[05:24] Marianne
    His powers are beyond measure.
[05:27] Marianne
    Perhaps he has the power to topple
    even an entire organization.
[05:33] Laius
    You'd go that far?
[05:35] Laius
    On that topic, I've heard that
    in Margrave Zenfis's province,
[05:38] Laius
    there's a hero of justice
    called the Black Knight.
[05:42] Laius
    Talented enough to defeat a dragon, at that.
[05:46] Marianne
    A dragon?!
[05:47] Marianne
    If we asked him for help, the situation might
    resolve itself surprisingly quickly.
[05:52] Gizelotte
    Oh, what a lively conversation
    you two are having.
[05:55] Laius
    M-Mother?!
[05:58] Marianne
    L-Long time no see, Mother.
[06:02] Gizelotte
    Yes, Marianne.
[06:04] Gizelotte
    You grow lovelier every time I see you,
    just like the former queen consort.
[06:09] Marianne
    Th-Thank you very m—
[06:13] Marianne
    Wh-What are you...
[06:15] Gizelotte
    Where were you looking just now?
[06:18] Gizelotte
    It was this collar, wasn't it?
[06:21] Gizelotte
    Do you find it funny? Pitiful? Shameful?
[06:25] Gizelotte
    Are you ridiculing me like the rest?!
[06:28] Marianne
    No... Please...
[06:32] Laius
    Mother! Please stop this!
[06:40] Gizelotte
    I'm just kidding.
[06:41] Gizelotte
    Nothing more than a joke.
[06:43] Gizelotte
    Marianne.
[06:44] Gizelotte
    Staring so brazenly is unbecoming of a lady.
[06:47] Gizelotte
    Do be careful.
[06:49] Gizelotte
    By the way, I hear you'll be attending the
    same school as Margrave Zenfis's son.
[06:55] Gizelotte
    I wasn't eavesdropping. Oh, no.
[06:57] Gizelotte
    I just happened to overhear it.
[06:59] Gizelotte
    He's coming here from the remote outskirts,
[07:03] Gizelotte
    so I'm sure he'll feel terribly alone.
[07:06] Gizelotte
    Do get along with him, won't you?
[07:11] Gizelotte
    Learn everything you can about the
    Black Knight from that brat.
[07:16] Gizelotte
    And don't tell a soul about it.
[07:19] Gizelotte
    What you learn is for my ears alone.
[07:23] Gizelotte
    You're my son, after all.
[07:26] Gizelotte
    That much should be simple, yes?
[07:32] Gizelotte
    Where's your response?
[07:35] Laius
    Y-Yes, Mother.
[07:52] Laius
    Have I gotten Haruto involved
    in something terrible?

[07:59] Laius
    Sorry, Haruto.
[08:02] Laius
    I'm sorry...
[08:07] Charlotte
    Haruto, shouldn't you head
    over to the capital soon?
[08:12] Haruto
    Has it been that long already?
[08:16] Haruto
    Actually, once we had lost
    sight of the castle,

[08:19] Haruto
    we turned around to come back
    here, carriage and all.

[08:21] Haruto
    I already installed a door near
    the capital a few days ago,

[08:25] Haruto
    so I've been taking it easy here until
    the day I was scheduled to arrive.

[08:31] Flay
    Lord Haruto!
[08:32] Flay
    Please!
[08:33] Flay
    Please reconsider one more time!
[08:35] Haruto
    Enough already!
[08:39] Charlotte
    Flay, we have our own business to attend to.
[08:43] Charlotte
    For now, let's just focus on that.
[08:46] Flay
    Still... Still!
[08:49] Charlotte
    Please leave this place to me.
[08:51] Charlotte
    Haruto, go and accomplish
    your duties in the capital!
[08:55] Haruto
    S-Sure. Got it.
[09:01] Charlotte
    Take care!
[09:03] Haruto
    Okay, I'm going now.
[09:12] Liza
    Lord Haruto, where are we?
[09:14] Haruto
    A forest near the capital.
[09:15] Haruto
    This was the only place
    I could hide the door.
[09:25] Haruto
    It's still a ways off.
[09:28] Haruto
    That said, we'd be spotted if we flew there.
[09:30] Haruto
    Well, guess we're walking.
[09:33] Liza
    Lord Haruto, over there.
[09:38] Haruto
    What is that?
[09:40] Liza
    An Evil Bison, perhaps.
[09:41] Liza
    They're not common around here,
[09:44] Liza
    so maybe this one strayed from its herd?
[09:46] Liza
    It's probably attacking
    humans because it's hungry.
[09:49] Haruto
    Seriously?
[09:50] Haruto
    I thought bison were herbivores.
[09:53] Haruto
    I could ignore them,
[09:55] Haruto
    but I wouldn't hear the end
    of it if Char found out.

[09:59] Haruto
    Well, it's not like we're in a hurry.
[10:00] Haruto
    Fine, then.
[10:02] Haruto
    Transform!
[10:05] Haruto
    I'm off to save them.
[10:06] Liza
    Okay.
[10:07] Haruto
    There!
[10:10] Haruto
    Ah.
[10:16] Haruto
    First off, some barriers!
[10:23] Mother
    Thank goodness! Thank goodness!
[10:34] Iris
    I'll distract the monster!
[10:36] Iris
    All of you flee in the meantime!
[10:38] Haruto
    Oh?
[10:38] Mother
    Hurry! This way!
[10:40] Haruto
    Maybe she's pretty strong?
[10:42] Haruto
    Maybe I'm not needed here.
[10:53] Haruto
    Huh?!
[10:57] Child
    Missy!
[10:58] Mother
    Don't!
[11:13] Iris
    Who in the world...?
[11:17] Iris
    No, should I be thanking you first?
[11:20] Haruto
    She's a bit out there.
[11:22] Haruto
    That's what most people would do.
[11:25] Iris
    Oh, good.
[11:26] Iris
    I was almost rude to the
    person who saved my life.
[11:38] Iris
    It doesn't hurt...
[11:43] Iris
    My wounds are healed?
[11:46] Iris
    Did you do this?
[11:49] Haruto
    Yeah, I couldn't bear to see you hurt.
[11:52] Iris
    This seems different from
    ordinary healing magic, though.
[11:56] Haruto
    I can't have her prying any further...
[11:59] Child
    Missy!
[12:01] Child
    You're not hurt, are you?
[12:03] Iris
    Nope.
[12:04] Iris
    He saved me, so I'm fine.
[12:10] Haruto
    Ah, he definitely thinks I'm suspicious.
[12:15] Child
    Thank you, mister!
[12:16] Child
    That was amazing!
[12:17] Child
    You managed to beat up that huge monster!
[12:23] Haruto
    No need to thank me.
[12:24] Haruto
    I am Shiva, the enforcer of justice!
SIGN    Silence...
[12:31] Child
    Wow! So awesome!
[12:33] Haruto
    The kid liked it, so I'll call it a win!
[12:42] Iris
    Incredible.
[12:44] Iris
    You can do just about anything.
[12:47] Haruto
    By the way, this is a cargo wagon, right?
[12:49] Haruto
    Why were you riding it?
[12:51] Iris
    Oh, it's actually a stagecoach.
[12:54] Haruto
    Huh? Really?!
[12:55] Haruto
    Pretty shabby-looking...
[12:57] Iris
    Even people without a lot of
    money, like me, can ride it.
[13:01] Iris
    I'm quite grateful.
[13:03] Iris
    And, well, you're probably
    expecting a monetary reward...
[13:08] Iris
    I'm sorry.
[13:09] Haruto
    Oh, pay it no mind.
[13:11] Haruto
    A hero of justice expects no reward.
[13:13] Iris
    No, I'll pay you the next chance I get!
[13:16] Haruto
    S-Sure.
[13:18] Haruto
    Well, my work here is
    done, so I'll be going.
[13:21] Haruto
    I need to return that monster to its herd.
[13:24] Iris
    You really are amazing.
[13:27] Iris
    Showing mercy even to monsters...
[13:32] Haruto
    Well, it didn't do anything to me.
[13:36] Iris
    I see.
[13:39] Iris
    If only more people could
    think the way you do.
[13:46] Iris
    Will we ever meet again?
[13:48] Haruto
    Who can say?
[14:05] Haruto
    Liza, you've been frowning this whole time.
[14:07] Haruto
    What's wrong?
[14:09] Liza
    The woman earlier...
[14:11] Liza
    She felt a little strange.
[14:13] Haruto
    Strange how?
[14:16] Liza
    I don't know how to put
    it, other than "strange."
[14:19] Liza
    I might know why if I'd been a bit closer.
[14:21] Haruto
    Huh...
[14:23] Haruto
    Well, I'm not planning on staying
    in the capital for long,

[14:27] Haruto
    so I'd rather not get involved with anyone.
SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
[14:39] Haruto
    What a crowd!
[14:41] Liza
    Yeah.
[14:42] Reception
    New students, please line up here.
[14:45] Haruto
    Eh?!
[14:46] Haruto
    I have to line up there?
SIGN    Ehehe
[14:53] Sign
    Ahaha
[14:55] Haruto
    I-I wanna go home!
[15:16] Liza
    W-Wow!
[15:19] Liza
    Oh, they have a room for
    your attendant, as well.
[15:22] Liza
    Lord Haruto, look!
[15:23] Haruto
    Sorry, Liza.
[15:25] Haruto
    Let's go back for now.
[15:27] Haruto
    I can't relax in here at all.
[15:35] Charlotte
    Welcome back, Haruto!
[15:37] Flay
    Lord Haruto! We've been waiting for you!
[15:40] Charlotte
    How was the royal capital?
[15:42] Haruto
    Oh, well...
[15:44] Haruto
    It was seriously exhausting...
[15:49] Haruto
    Nothing beats home sweet home!
[15:51] Haruto
    I'm starving.
[15:53] Haruto
    Flay, make something.
[15:55] Flay
    Leave it to me!
[15:56] Charlotte
    Why don't we eat at a
    restaurant in the capital?
[15:59] Haruto
    Well, you know...
[16:01] Flay
    Th-That's right!
[16:03] Flay
    We don't need to eat out!
[16:05] Flay
    I'll put everything I have into
     making Lord Haruto a meal!
[16:08] Charlotte
    Flay, can I speak with you?
[16:11] Charlotte
    Whisper, whisper...
SIGN    Whisper whisper
[16:12] Sign
    Grr...
[16:12] Charlotte
    Whisper, whisper...
[16:13] Flay
    Grr...
[16:15] Sign
    Hmm...
[16:15] Sign
    Hmmm...
[16:17] Flay
    I see!
[16:18] Flay
    Lord Haruto, eating out isn't
    so bad every once in a while!
[16:21] Flay
    I'll be joining you, as well!
[16:23] Haruto
    That's amazing.
[16:24] Haruto
    Char's got Flay eating out
    of the palm of her hand!

[16:27] Charlotte
    Okay, let's start preparing right away.
[16:30] Haruto
    Preparing?
[16:34] Haruto
    What the...
[16:36] Charlotte
    I dressed Flay in cosplay so people
    don't find out she's a demon!
[16:39] Haruto
    No, they'll know for sure.
[16:41] Haruto
    Fine, then.
[16:44] Haruto
    Like with Liza, I just made them invisible.
[16:47] Haruto
    Your ears and tail are still
    there, so be careful.
[16:52] Flay
    That really helps!
[16:54] Flay
    My crotch was feeling
    awfully itchy like that.
[16:58] Charlotte
    Okay, off we go!
[17:08] Charlotte
    Liza, look at this!
[17:10] Charlotte
    There are so many shops!
[17:12] Liza
    Yeah, it's something else.
[17:15] Haruto
    Huh, I didn't think the castle town
    would be bustling with life like this.
[17:19] Charlotte
    Haruto!
[17:21] Charlotte
    Let's go in that restaurant!
[17:27] Liza
    It's on your face.
[17:29] Sign
    Blessed Blessed
[17:37] Haruto
    A map?
[17:38] Charlotte
    To understand the geography of the capital.
[17:40] Haruto
    Why?
[17:41] Charlotte
    Flay, you take the southern quarter,
[17:43] Charlotte
    and Liza, the west.
[17:46] Charlotte
    Haruto and I will survey
    the eastern quarter.
[17:49] Haruto
    Huh? You didn't come here to play?
[17:51] Charlotte
    There's that, too, of course.
[17:53] Charlotte
    This is just a contingency.
[17:56] Charlotte
    The enemy has the geographical advantage.
[17:59] Charlotte
    Our goal is simply to gain an
    accurate understanding of the land.
[18:03] Charlotte
    Please take care not to stand
    out or make a commotion.
[18:05] Flay
    You can count on me.
[18:06] Haruto
    I can't trust her!
[18:09] Haruto
    Well, I'll play along with Char here.
[18:16] Charlotte
    Okay, Haruto, let's get going!
[18:19] Haruto
    Ah, sure.
[18:22] Charlotte
    It's a date!
[18:25] Haruto
    What did you say?
[18:26] Charlotte
    It's a date.
[18:29] Haruto
    A...
[18:30] Haruto
    A date?!
[18:34] Haruto
    Hold your horses!
SIGN    Pound
SIGN    Pound
SIGN    Pound
[18:35] Haruto
    She probably picked it up from anime.
SIGN    Pound
SIGN    Pound
SIGN    Pound
SIGN    Pound
[18:38] Haruto
    I'm sure she doesn't really
    understand what it means.

SIGN    Pound
SIGN    Pound
SIGN    Pound
SIGN    Pound
SIGN    Pound
[18:40] Haruto
    But wait.
[18:42] Haruto
    Nobody looking can tell that we're siblings.
[18:45] Haruto
    And as for me!
[18:46] Haruto
    Have I ever experienced
    this in either life?!

[18:49] Haruto
    No, sir!
[18:50] Haruto
    This is my bonafide... first date!
[18:54] Charlotte
    Haruto?
[18:56] Haruto
    Looks like I've got no choice.
[18:57] Haruto
    It's all for my adorable sister.
[18:59] Haruto
    I'll tag along with everything I've got!
[19:00] Charlotte
    Go, go!
[19:23] Shopkeeper
    Welcome!
[19:26] Charlotte
    Can I go take a look?
[19:27] Haruto
    Sure.
[19:28] Shopkeeper
    Please, feel free to try them on.
[19:31] Charlotte
    Thank you very much!
[19:34] Charlotte
    Ah! This one is cute!
[19:37] Haruto
    Yeah, but you're even cuter!
SIGN    Buying immediately
    as an
    overindulging
    brother
[19:40] Haruto
    I'll take this.
[19:41] Shopkeeper
    Thanks!
[19:44] Charlotte
    Thank you, Haruto!
[19:46] Haruto
    No, thank you*!
[19:48] Haruto
    The fearsome magic of dates!
[19:52] Charlotte
    Haruto!
[19:54] Charlotte
    Over here!
[19:55] Haruto
    Watch where you're running, now!
[20:00] Charlotte
    I'm so sorry!
[20:02] Iris
    I'm sorry, too.
[20:04] Iris
    I was in a bit of a hurry.
[20:06] Iris
    Are you hurt?
[20:08] Charlotte
    No, I'm just fine.
[20:10] Iris
    Oh?
[20:11] Iris
    You're...
[20:14] Iris
    Have we ever met before?
[20:17] Haruto
    Huh?
[20:19] Haruto
    No, I don't think we've ever met.
[20:22] Iris
    I don't remember ever
    seeing your face, either.
[20:25] Iris
    However...
[20:26] Iris
    I feel like I've felt the enormous
    mana emanating from you before.
[20:33] Haruto
    My mana level is a measly two.
[20:35] Haruto
    Calling it enormous just sounds like sarcasm.
[20:38] Iris
    Huh? Is that true?
[20:40] Haruto
    Why would I make up such a shameful lie?
[20:45] Iris
    I see.
[20:47] Iris
    I was mistaken from my
    exhaustion after a long trip.
[20:49] Iris
    I apologize if I offended you.
[20:52] Haruto
    More importantly, aren't you in a hurry?
[20:55] Iris
    Oh, that's right!
[20:57] Iris
    I'll be late to my part-time work interview.
[20:59] Iris
    Well, then, pardon me.
[21:04] Haruto
    Okay, let's go, Char.
[21:07] Haruto
    Char?
[21:08] Haruto
    What's wrong?
[21:10] Charlotte
    There was something weird about that person.
[21:13] Charlotte
    It's hard to put into words,
[21:16] Charlotte
    but I think she's no ordinary person.
[21:20] Haruto
    Oh, yeah. Liza said the same thing about her.
[21:24] Haruto
    Can those with high mana levels like
    demons and Char sense something?

[21:29] Haruto
    Whatever it may be, I want
    to avoid any headaches,

[21:32] Haruto
    so from tomorrow until
    the entrance ceremony,

[21:34] Haruto
    I'm going to stay in my room and do nothing!
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[23:09] Charlotte
    Charlotte here!
[23:09] Sign
    Two...
[23:11] Charlotte
    Today, I went on a date with Haruto!
[23:13] Charlotte
    I had so much fun with just
    the two of us, after so long!
[23:16] Charlotte
    Next episode: "The Entrance
    Ceremony Hullabaloo".
SIGN    The Entrance Ceremony Hullabaloo
[23:19] Charlotte
    Finally, the entrance ceremony!
[23:20] Charlotte
    I can just tell something will happen!

Season 1

E9 - The Entrance Ceremony Hullabaloo

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[00:00] Haruto
    Huh? An exam?
[00:02] Haruto Copy
    Yeah.
[00:03] Haruto Copy
    A school official suddenly
    showed up at my door,
[00:05] Haruto Copy
    and said I need to take a proficiency
    test before the entrance ceremony.
[00:08] Haruto Copy
    But I refuse to be the one to take it.
[00:11] Haruto
    Huh, why not?
[00:12] Haruto Copy
    Do you know how I felt, being stuck
    in this room for the last few days?
[00:16] Haruto
    Ah...
[00:17] Haruto
    Well, I thought I'd be exempt
    from that, which was my error.
[00:21] Haruto
    Wait, this might be my chance.
[00:23] Instructor
    What are these answers?!
[00:25] Instructor
    Get out of here!
[00:27] Haruto
    If I flaunt my utter
    incompetence on the test...
[00:30] Haruto Copy
    It'd be possible to get kicked out
    before the entrance ceremony.
[00:34] Haruto Copy
    I see.
[00:36] Haruto
    If I can manage that,
    I'll have nothing left to do here.
[00:39] Haruto
    Okay.
[00:40] Haruto
    I'll take care of this in no time!
[00:57] Haruto
    Safely made it to the entrance!
[00:59] Polkos
    Oh, you there.
[01:01] Polkos
    Um, would you be Haruto,
    the son of Margrave Zenfis?
[01:05] Haruto
    Ah, yes.
[01:11] Polkos
    We've been expecting you.
[01:13] Polkos
    Come now, follow me.
[01:19] Haruto
    Whoa, amazing!
SIGN    Whoa...
[01:22] Haruto
    I bet this classroom could
    fit a hundred people!

[01:25] Haruto
    I'll be in this classroom
    starting in the spring?

[01:28] Haruto
    Do you think I'll be able
    to make lots of friends?

[01:33] Haruto
    Such a terrifying reality...
SIGN    Thud
[01:35] Haruto
    I can't handle it!
[01:35] Polkos
    What's the matter?
[01:36] Polkos
    Are you all right?!
[01:38] Haruto
    Ah, yes.
[01:39] Haruto
    Shoot.
[01:40] Haruto
    My life is being drained by
    this extrovert environment.

[01:43] Haruto
    I need to do everything
    I can to fail this exam!

[01:49] Polkos
    Feel free to take your
    time with these questions.
[01:53] Haruto
    Okay!
[01:54] Haruto
    Time to answer everything wrong
    and get out of here quick!

[02:02] Haruto
    I don't know any of this.
[02:05] Haruto
    Well, darn.
[02:07] Haruto
    I can't even tell what they're asking.
[02:09] Haruto
    Hmm, in that case...
SIGN    I really don't have a clue here
[02:12] Haruto
    Let's just put down, "No clue."
SIGN    Easy Going
[02:16] Haruto
    I've finished a third of this.
[02:19] Haruto
    Next is barrier magic, huh?
[02:22] Haruto
    They might catch on if I
    pretend not to know anything.

[02:25] Haruto
    Guess I should answer some of these.
[02:27] Haruto
    Um, barriers you create can move.
[02:31] Haruto
    In fact, you can even give them colors.
SIGN    Colorful
[02:34] Haruto
    Mana isn't required to sustain them.
[02:37] Haruto
    Okay.
[02:38] Haruto
    I don't think they'll give me points
    for such half-assed answers.

[02:42] Haruto
    Last up is ancient magic.
[02:45] Haruto
    I read up on it a while ago as my
     excuse for being a recluse.

[02:49] Haruto
    Oh, yeah, I loved reading stuff from that
    one author with the really long name.

[02:57] Haruto
    Oh, no!
[02:58] Haruto
    I wrote so much without thinking!
[03:01] Polkos
    Now, then, let us switch rooms
    for your mana level assessment.
[03:04] Haruto
    Huh?
[03:05] Haruto
    Actually, my mana level is 2,
[03:08] Haruto
    so there's no need to bother
    with an assessment.
[03:10] Polkos
    My apologies.
[03:11] Polkos
    That's just our policy...
[03:13] Haruto
    Well, if they check it directly,
[03:16] Haruto
    I guess they'll know just how useless I am.
[03:20] Polkos
    Doctor, I've brought him.
[03:24] Tear
    Yes, good work, Polkos.
[03:29] Haruto
    I hear a voice, even though no one's here.
[03:31] Tear
    Look down, I say, down!
[03:40] Tear
    You must be Haruto.
SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
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SIGN    The Entrance Ceremony Hullabaloo
[05:18] Tear
    Yeah! Dark hair is so pretty!
[05:20] Tear
    I like your face, too!
[05:22] Haruto
    Wh-What's the deal with this runt?
[05:27] Tear
    My name is Tearietta Luseiannel.
[05:30] Tear
    I research ancient magic at this school.
[05:33] Tear
    "Huh? This little kid is a professor?"
[05:35] Tear
    I bet that's what you're thinking.
[05:37] Tear
    How insolent of you!
[05:39] Haruto
    Stop reading people's minds!
[05:40] Tear
    Moving on.
[05:42] Tear
    Even with the king's recommendation,
[05:44] Tear
    get on my bad side, and I'll send you
    back home before the entrance ceremony.
[05:49] Haruto
    For real?!
[05:50] Tear
    O-Oh!
[05:51] Tear
    That outburst didn't seem inspired by fear,
SIGN    Ba-dump
[05:54] Tear
    but rather exuberant with high hopes!
[05:57] Haruto
    You're absolutely right!
[05:59] Tear
    I can't say that I hate
    eccentric men like you...
[06:01] Tear
    My chest is swelling up in excitement!
[06:05] Tear
    Hey, just where are you looking?!
[06:07] Tear
    I bet you just thought,
    "There's no swelling at all!"
[06:10] Haruto
    Yeah...
[06:11] Tear
    But being ogled by a young boy
    like you isn't so bad, either!
[06:16] Haruto
    How long is this charade going to continue?
[06:20] Polkos
    Doctor, if we could get
    to the matter at hand.
[06:23] Tear
    Oh, you're right.
[06:26] Tear
    I'll go ahead and confirm
    your magical knowledge.
[06:30] Tear
    Mm-hmm.
[06:36] Tear
    Let's proceed with the assessment.
[06:38] Haruto
    Oh, did she get angry at my garbage answers?
[06:45] Haruto
    Well, the result is still going to be a 2.
[06:48] Haruto
    Let's go.
[07:03] Haruto
    Huh?
[07:04] Haruto
    Seriously? This piece of junk!
[07:07] Haruto
    No way!
[07:08] Haruto
    I thought this crystal
    ball was a precious item!

[07:11] Haruto
    The fact that I broke it means...
[07:13] Haruto
    She must be pretty pissed off!
[07:16] Haruto
    Yes, yes!
[07:17] Haruto
    Give in to your anger and
    order me to go back home!

[07:21] Tear
    S...
[07:22] Haruto
    Yes, go on.
[07:24] Tear
    Spectacular!
[07:26] Tear
    Did you see that, Polkos?
[07:28] Tear
    He shattered the Mija's Crystal!
[07:30] Tear
    This is proof that he possesses so much
    magic, the crystal couldn't handle it!
[07:35] Polkos
    H-Hold on, Doctor.
[07:37] Polkos
    I heard that his maximum mana level was 2!
[07:41] Tear
    Nope, I'm not buying that.
[07:43] Tear
    There are exceptions to everything.
[07:46] Tear
    Besides...
[07:47] Tear
    we still don't understand the underlying
    logic behind Mija's Crystals!
[07:50] Tear
    As magical researchers, we must pursue that
    matter before we can talk about his power!
[07:55] Tear
    And that's not all, you see.
[07:58] Tear
    Yes.
[07:59] Tear
    Problems at a royal magician level
    were a bit too advanced, I see.
[08:03] Haruto
    Royal?
[08:04] Tear
    The courage to put down
    "no clue" for every answer...
[08:08] Tear
    What a breath of fresh air!
[08:10] Tear
    I like it!
[08:12] Tear
    And his explanations of barrier
    magic are simply splendid!
[08:15] Tear
    Great answers for the ancient
    magic portion, too!
[08:18] Tear
    They're practically perfect
    copies of my own writing!
[08:22] Haruto
    "My own writing"?
[08:24] Haruto
    Ah!
[08:26] Haruto
    She was the author with the
    name that was way too long!

SIGN    Shock
[08:30] Tear
    I've made up my mind, Polkos.
[08:32] Tear
    I'll be taking him under my wing!
[08:34] Tear
    I'd never let the other professors
    have someone so interesting!
[08:39] Tear
    Keep this matter strictly between us.
[08:41] Tear
    Okay?
[08:41] Polkos
    You were the one who did all
    this by yourself to begin with!
[08:45] Haruto
    Hey, hold on a minute.
[08:47] Haruto
    Have they just been toying
    with me this whole time?!

[08:51] Tear
    There you have it, Haruto.
[08:54] Tear
    Join me in my research!
[08:55] Haruto
    No way!
SIGN    Sternly
[09:00] Tear
    Come now!
[09:01] Tear
    My research lab specializes
    in ancient magic!
[09:03] Tear
    I promise you'll spend a
    fulfilling five years...
[09:05] Haruto
    No way in hell!
[09:09] Haruto
    I'll be taking my leave.
[09:10] Tear
    Wait right there!
[09:12] Tear
    Haruto!
[09:21] Haruto
    That's what happened.
[09:23] Haruto
    The rest is in your hands.
[09:25] Haruto Copy
    Don't give me that!
[09:26] Haruto Copy
    I don't want to hear it from someone making
    a good impression from the very start!
[09:33] Haruto
    I may have failed this time...
[09:35] Haruto Copy
    But we haven't given up yet!
SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
[09:49] Charlotte
    Copy Haruto.
[09:51] Charlotte
    Here, from Haruto.
[09:53] Charlotte
    Best of luck to you in
    carrying out your duties.
[10:02] Haruto Copy
    I don't wanna go to the entrance ceremony.
[10:05] Haruto Copy
    I'm Haruto C.
[10:07] Haruto Copy
    I'm supposed to go to the entrance
    ceremony in his place today.

[10:10] Haruto Copy
    The two of us share all
    of our past memories.

[10:13] Haruto Copy
    However, I possess no magic,
    and I'm just an empty vessel.

[10:18] Haruto Copy
    At least I had him cast
    defensive magic on me.

[10:20] Haruto Copy
    And this is for self-defense, huh?
[10:23] Haruto Copy
    I'm nothing more than a copy.
[10:26] Haruto Copy
    I have no choice in the matter.
[10:26] Sign
    Two...
[10:29] Haruto Copy
    Off I go...
[10:41] Haruto Copy
    Woo!
[10:42] Haruto Copy
    Done with all the events for the day!
[10:44] Haruto Copy
    Better get back to my dorm room!
[10:53] Haruto Copy
    A-A swarm of extroverts!
[10:55] Haruto Copy
    I can feel it in my bones!
[10:57] Haruto Copy
    Nothing good can come out of
    getting involved with them!

SIGN    Shuffle shuffle
SIGN    Scrunch
[11:05] Schneidel
    Hey. You there.
[11:08] Schneidel
    You with the white hair!
[11:11] Haruto Copy
    He didn't mean me!
[11:12] Haruto Copy
    In that case, let's book it!
[11:23] Haruto Copy
    Eh?
[11:24] Haruto Copy
    What's she doing at this academy?
[11:26] Iris
    You're...
[11:28] Schneidel
    Hey. You two.
[11:31] Schneidel
    You would walk past me without
    so much as a salute?
[11:36] Iris
    My apologies.
[11:38] Iris
    But I don't recall anything of the
    sort in the academy handbook.
[11:43] Schneidel
    No!
[11:44] Schneidel
    I'm telling you to bow down to me,
     your vice president, Schneidel!
[11:48] Iris
    I'm sorry.
[11:49] Iris
    I've just entered the academy today.
[11:52] Iris
    Is that a part of the rules?
[11:54] Schneidel
    I see now.
[11:56] Schneidel
    You there, then!
[11:58] Schneidel
    Explain it to her.
[11:59] Haruto Copy
    Huh?!
[12:01] Haruto Copy
    Hell if I know!
[12:02] Haruto Copy
    And I don't actually want to spend
    any more time with these people,

[12:05] Haruto Copy
    so time to make up an
    excuse to get out of here!

[12:09] Haruto Copy
    Ah!
[12:10] Haruto Copy
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[12:12] Haruto Copy
    Ugh, my stomach!
[12:13] Haruto Copy
    I'm about to burst!
[12:14] Haruto Copy
    Can I get going now?!
[12:15] Schneidel
    H-How dare you?!
[12:17] Schneidel
    You mock me with your vulgar lies?!
[12:20] Schneidel
    You'll pay for this!
[12:21] Schneidel
    I'll beat some manners into you directly!
[12:25] Haruto Copy
    Magic?!
[12:26] Haruto Copy
    That thing will kill me if it hits me!
[12:28] Schneidel
    It's far too late to run away!
[12:44] Schneidel
    Repent for your actions here.
[12:50] Haruto Copy
    Man, that scared me!
[12:53] Haruto Copy
    Thank goodness!
[12:54] Haruto Copy
    That defensive barrier worked!
[12:56] Haruto Copy
    Thank you, original self.
[12:58] Haruto Copy
    My uniform's not looking too hot, though.
[13:01] Schneidel
    Not a scratch after that attack?!
[13:03] Haruto Copy
    Ah, whoops.
[13:04] Haruto Copy
    I should have pretended to be in pain.
[13:07] Haruto Copy
    It came a little late, but the pain!
[13:10] Haruto Copy
    Agh! It hurts!
[13:11] Haruto Copy
    It hurts so bad!
[13:13] Schneidel
    That's absurd!
[13:14] Schneidel
    How can you still stand?!
[13:16] Haruto Copy
    My acting was the least
    of the problems here.

[13:25] Iris
    I've assessed the situation and
    thought about what action to take.
[13:30] Iris
    Here, I believe it'd be best to apologize
    for getting you caught up in all of this.
[13:35] Iris
    I'm sorry.
[13:37] Haruto Copy
    Huh? After all that?
[13:38] Iris
    As a second option, I came up
    with an idea to quell his anger.
[13:42] Iris
    However, I still can't
    understand why he's angry.
[13:49] Haruto Copy
    I'm aware of how bad I am at
    communicating with others...

[13:54] Haruto Copy
    but she's even worse at
    reading the room than I am!

[13:57] Schneidel
    D-Damn you!
[14:00] Schneidel
    Damn you! Damn you!
[14:02] Schneidel
    You've made enough of a fool of me!
[14:05] Attendant B
    You mustn't, Lord Schneidel!
[14:07] Attendant B
    You'll end up killing them!
[14:08] Schneidel
    Shut up!
[14:09] Haruto Copy
    Whoa there!
[14:10] Haruto Copy
    That's bad news!
[14:11] Haruto Copy
    Run away! Quickly!
[14:13] Schneidel
    Take this!
[14:29] Haruto Copy
    Time to run away as fast as I can!
[14:30] Schneidel
    My arm! My arm!
[14:40] Haruto
    That sure sounds rough.
[14:43] Haruto Copy
    Afterwards, I was also chased around
    by that pint-sized professor.

[14:47] (Flashback) Tear
    Oh!
[14:48] (Flashback) Tear
    If it isn't Haruto!
[14:50] (Flashback) Tear
    Won't you stop by my room for some tea?
[14:53] (Flashback) Tear
    Haruto!
[14:58] Haruto
    You go and get some rest.
[15:00] Haruto Copy
    Okay...
[15:04] Haruto
    A magic battle with no warning, though?
[15:07] Haruto
    Something's wrong with this school!
[15:18] Haruto
    I refuse!
[15:21] Attendant B
    This is a duel conforming to
    noble etiquette, you know!
[15:25] Attendant B
    Reject it, and you'll bring dishonor
    to Margrave Zenfis, as well!
[15:29] Haruto
    Seriously?
[15:30] Attendant B
    Also, if you lose on purpose, you'll meet
    a worse fate than if you'd rejected it.
[15:36] Attendant B
    In any case, you'd do well
    to give it your all.
SIGN    Siiiiiiigh
[15:48] Haruto
    This has turned into a
    real pain in the butt!
[15:51] Haruto
    I'm up against the vice president, right?
[15:54] Haruto
    I should assume that he's pretty skilled.
[15:57] Haruto
    I'm sure my copy ended up
    unharmed because he went easy.

[16:01] Haruto
    Right now, I can only come up with
    plans where I lose hideously!

[16:05] Haruto
    But I don't want to get hurt!
SIGN    Hmmmm...
[16:11] Haruto
    Huh?
[16:12] Haruto
    What is she *up to?
[16:19] Haruto
    Eh?
[16:20] Haruto
    Is she going to go to
    that noble kid's house?

SIGN    m 0 0 l 86 0 l 86 126 l 0 126
SIGN    Center of
    the
    Royal Capital,
    Marquis Hafen
    Estate
[16:38] Schneidel
    What?
[16:39] Schneidel
    Call off the duel?
[16:42] Iris
    That's right.
[16:43] Iris
    The blame for everything lies with me.
[16:46] Iris
    It looks like you've suffered
    serious injuries from his attack.
[16:50] Iris
    In any case, you're in
    no shape for a duel—
[16:52] Schneidel
    Shut your mouth!
[16:55] Schneidel
    Can't you heal faster, you slowpoke?!
[16:58] Attendant C
    My apologies!
[17:00] Haruto
    What's his deal?
[17:02] Haruto
    He's the quintessential
    image of a big, fat jerk!

[17:04] Haruto
    Or well, what's she thinking,
    going alone to a place like that?

[17:09] Schneidel
    To begin with, you're asking for
    a favor without even an apology?
[17:14] Schneidel
    Know your place!
[17:15] Iris
    I see.
[17:17] Iris
    Excuse me for my ignorance.
[17:19] Iris
    Please, I beg of you.
[17:20] Schneidel
    It's futile!
[17:22] Schneidel
    How utterly futile!
[17:23] Schneidel
    There's no point at all
    if you feel no shame!
[17:27] Iris
    What should I do, then?
[17:29] Schneidel
    Let me think.
[17:32] Schneidel
    Why don't you dance naked, right here?
[17:35] Iris
    N-Not even I can agree to that...
[17:40] Schneidel
    What's wrong?
[17:41] Schneidel
    Is it not a small price to pay
    to find me in good humor?
[17:48] Iris
    Very well.
[17:49] Haruto
    What?!
[17:53] Haruto
    Eh?
[17:54] Haruto
    She's not serious, right?
[18:13] Schneidel
    What's wrong?
[18:14] Schneidel
    Your hands are trembling.
[18:16] Schneidel
    I can ask them to help you, if you want.
[18:19] Iris
    N-No, there's no need.
[18:34] Haruto
    Ah!
[18:35] Haruto
    Why would you go that far?!
[18:38] Haruto
    How air-headed can you be?!
[18:46] Iris
    What?
[18:47] Iris
    What's happening?
[18:52] Iris
    I-It's you, from back then!
[18:57] Haruto
    Have some respect for yourself!
[19:00] Haruto
    For crying out loud!
[19:02] Haruto
    You're way too defenseless!
[19:04] Haruto
    I'll fly you back to the dorms,
[19:05] Haruto
    so put some clothes on at once and go home!
[19:07] Iris
    Eh? Ah, wait!
[19:09] Haruto
    So long!
[19:12] Schneidel
    Hey!
[19:12] Schneidel
    What's going on?
[19:14] Schneidel
    Turn the lights on immediately!
[19:15] Schneidel
    Is anyone there?!
[19:17] Haruto
    We're in a special dimension,
    so no one's coming to help.
[19:20] Schneidel
    Wh-Who are you?!
[19:22] Schneidel
    How did you do this?!
[19:23] Haruto
    I am Shiva, the enforcer of justice!
[19:26] Haruto
    I'm here to punish you for your sins!
[19:28] Schneidel
    My sins?
[19:30] Schneidel
    You must be kidding me!
[19:37] Schneidel
    Wh-What's happening?!
[19:39] Schneidel
    D-Damn you!
[19:41] Schneidel
    What did you do?!
[19:43] Haruto
    For the sins you've committed,
    I've placed a Vise Block on you.
[19:47] Haruto
    Let me elaborate on three of your sins!
[19:51] Haruto
    First, unfairly picking a fight with a
    new student and causing a commotion.
[19:57] Schneidel
    I'm next in line to be head of the Hafen
    family, as well as vice president.
[20:01] Schneidel
    Upperclassmen are permitted to
    give guidance to underclassmen!
[20:05] Haruto
    Guidance, huh?
[20:07] Haruto
    In other words, it was your
    own arbitrary decision.
[20:11] Haruto
    Second, the duel.
[20:13] Haruto
    How despicable, trying to publicly punish
    an underclassman with no warning.
[20:16] Schneidel
    Th-That's absurd!
[20:18] Schneidel
    It's a perfectly respectable way
    to protect the honor of a noble—
[20:21] Haruto
    C'mon now.
[20:22] Haruto
    If I say that it's wrong, then it's wrong!
[20:25] Schneidel
    That's pure tyranny right there!
[20:27] Haruto
    Huh?
[20:28] Haruto
    Didn't you try and do
    basically the same thing?
[20:31] Haruto
    And finally...
[20:33] Haruto
    You really shouldn't sexually harass girls!
[20:35] Haruto
    Dancing naked?
[20:37] Haruto
    Have you no shame saying that out loud?
[20:41] Haruto
    For those reasons!
[20:43] Haruto
    You'll be living with that for a while.
[20:46] Haruto
    If you use magic or try and take
    it off, it'll clamp down tighter.
[20:50] Haruto
    So be careful.
[20:51] Schneidel
    Extro patro...
[20:55] Haruto
    Seriously, I just told you not to!
[20:58] Haruto
    Call off the duel, since you won't be
    able to fight in two days like this.
[21:01] Haruto
    I'll take it off once you've
    atoned for your sins.
[21:04] Haruto
    See you!
[21:12] Crony C
    We're back in the room!
[21:14] Crony D
    What?!
[21:14] Attendant C
    Lord Schneidel?!
[21:16] Male Crony 1
    What in the world happened?!
[21:18] Crony A
    Tend to his wounds! Hurry!
[21:21] Schneidel
    N-No, don't!
[21:23] Crony A
    Lord Schneidel?!
[21:27] Crony C
    Hey, stop laughing!
[21:29] Crony B
    Can you blame me?
[21:34] Schneidel
    Shiva!
[21:35] Schneidel
    You won't get away with this!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 110 0 l 102 22 l 0 22
SIGN    Episode Preview
[23:09] Charlotte
    Charlotte here!
[23:11] Charlotte
    I hope Haruto is staying safe at school.
SIGN    Blush
SIGN    Blush
[23:13] Charlotte
    I'm worried, since I hear it's a scary place.
[23:16] Charlotte
    What if someone is after his life?!
[23:18] Charlotte
    Next episode:
    "The Demon King's Name".
SIGN    The Demon King's Name
[23:20] Charlotte
    What?!
[23:21] Charlotte
    Th-Th-The Demon King?!

Season 1

E10 - The Demon King's Name

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[00:03] Teacher
    So it's him?
[00:04] Teacher
    The margrave's son?
[00:06] Teacher
    Really?
[00:06] Teacher A
    You're amazing!
[00:08] Teacher A
    How did you defeat the Hafen boy?
[00:11] Teacher B
    Maybe that idiot son of the marquis
    learned a lesson from this.
[00:15] Teacher B
    Ah, don't tell him I said that.
[00:17] Teacher C
    By the way, are you really a level 2?
[00:19] Teacher C
    Have you considered a reassessment?
[00:22] Haruto
    W-Well...
[00:27] Haruto
    When they asked me to come in, I thought
    I'd be immediately expelled,

SIGN    Gloomy...
[00:31] Haruto
    but they're all praising me to death...
[00:33] Haruto
    Good lord!
[00:34] Haruto
    This is all that upperclassman's fault!
[00:36] Haruto
    Dang it!
[00:37] Haruto
    How's he gonna make up for this?!
[00:39] Boy Student A
    Hey, that's him, right?
[00:41] Boy Student A
    The guy who brought down Lord
    Schneidel with a single blow?
[00:44] Girl Student A
    I heard he's the son of Margrave Zenfis!
[00:47] Girl Student B
    He's got such a cute face. To think...
[00:50] Haruto
    Huh?
[00:51] Haruto
    Wait, is the whole school talking about me?!
[00:55] Haruto
    I want to hole up in my
    room as soon as I can!

[00:59] Tear
    Oh?
[01:00] Tear
    If it isn't Haruto!
[01:02] Haruto
    I absolutely refuse!
[01:03] Tear
    I didn't say anything yet.
[01:06] Tear
    Well now, I'm sorry about yesterday.
[01:08] Tear
    I do realize I shouldn't have
    talked your ear off like that.
[01:12] Tear
    With that said, won't you
    join my research lab?!
[01:16] Tear
    Oh, yeah, my copy did mention
    that she had cornered him.

[01:20] Haruto
    Sorry, I forgot what we talked about.
[01:23] Haruto
    Bye!
SIGN    Clench
[01:25] Tear
    Then I'm left with no choice.
[01:26] Tear
    I'll explain everything one more time!
[01:30] Haruto
    She never gives up, does she?
SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 45 13 l -5 13
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    The Demon King's Name
[03:04] Tear
    Listen up.
[03:05] Tear
    This academy offers two curricula,
[03:08] Tear
    and you must enroll in one or the other.
[03:11] Tear
    The first is the Knight's Course.
[03:13] Tear
    You learn how to use and apply
    magic in the training rooms.
[03:17] Tear
    It's a course for those looking to become a
    knight or a soldier in the kingdom's main army.
[03:22] Tear
    The other is the Researcher's Course.
[03:24] Tear
    You hole up in a research lab,
[03:26] Tear
    develop new forms of magic,
[03:28] Tear
    and scrabble to find ways
    to utilize them.
[03:31] Tear
    From looking at your entrance exam,
[03:33] Tear
    it seems you have an
    interest in ancient magic.
[03:35] Haruto
    Yes, I suppose...
[03:36] Tear
    Then you should definitely work under me!
[03:40] Haruto
    No, I'd prefer any other lab than yours.
[03:42] Tear
    With that decided, you just
    have to sign this sheet!
[03:45] Haruto
    I said I don't want to!
[03:47] Laius
    Oh!
[03:47] Laius
    Oh, there you are!
[03:49] Laius
    I finally found you!
[03:51] Laius
    Long time no see, Haruto!
[03:55] Laius
    Ow, ow, ow!
[03:57] Haruto
    Um...
[03:59] Haruto
    Who's this guy that suddenly attacked me?
[04:02] Marianne
    Laius!
[04:03] Haruto
    Laius?
[04:04] Marianne
    Good grief!
[04:05] Marianne
    What a violent way to greet someone!
[04:08] Haruto
    Marianne?
[04:10] Haruto
    Huh?
[04:12] Laius
    Ow, ow, ow!
[04:13] Haruto
    This buff dude... is Laius?!
[04:16] Marianne
    It's been so long, Haruto.
[04:19] Haruto
    Marianne is as beautiful as always.
[04:22] Laius
    Wait, have you gotten even stronger?
[04:25] Haruto
    Buff... He's so buff!
[04:28] Haruto
    Um, do you have some business with me?
[04:32] Laius
    Hey now!
[04:33] Laius
    We're both new students here!
[04:34] Laius
    No need for formalities!
[04:36] Haruto
    No, I was talking to the princess.
[04:38] Laius
    What'd you say?!
[04:39] Marianne
    Come now, calm yourself.
[04:41] Marianne
    Haruto, have you decided
    on where to enroll yet?
[04:44] Haruto
    No, not yet.
[04:46] Marianne
    In that case, would you like
    to join my research lab?
[04:49] Laius
    Hey, that's not fair!
[04:52] Laius
    Haruto's going to be with me!
[04:55] Tear
    Wait, hold it!
[04:56] Tear
    He's already decided to join my lab!
[04:59] Laius
    What?
[05:00] Laius
    How is it fair for a teacher
    to be endorsing him?!
[05:02] Tear
    Same goes for you!
[05:04] Tear
    You may be royalty, but I won't back down!
SIGN    Grrrrrrrr...
[05:09] Laius
    Wait, are you...
[05:11] Laius
    Professor Tearietta Luseiannel?!
[05:14] Tear
    Oh?
[05:15] Tear
    The prince has heard of me?
[05:17] Tear
    So the royal family is interested
    in my research, eh?
[05:22] Laius
    Haruto, you really shouldn't go with her.
[05:25] Laius
    She researches musty old magic,
     gets no worthwhile results,
[05:28] Laius
    and is always arguing with
    the other teachers, I hear.
[05:32] Tear
    Highness,
[05:34] Tear
    it's not that my research gets no results.
[05:35] Tear
    It's simply that none of you
    fools can understand it.
[05:39] Laius
    See? That's how she is.
[05:41] Tear
    Come again?!
[05:42] Tear
    You're asking for a fight, punk!
[05:43] Laius
    Haruto's going to enroll
    in the same lab as me!
[05:45] Tear
    No, he's with me!
[05:47] Marianne
    You'll pick me, of course, won't you?
[05:49] Group
    Haruto!
[05:50] Laius
    Well?
[05:50] Marianne
    Well?
[05:51] Tear
    Well?!
[05:52] Haruto
    Huh? What a pain!
[05:55] Iris
    E-Excuse me...
[05:57] Tear
    Tsk! What now?!
[05:58] Tear
    Are you here to steal Haruto, as well?!
[06:00] Iris
    Ah, no...
[06:02] Iris
    I j-just need to talk to him...
[06:05] Haruto
    Huh?
[06:06] Haruto
    Is it something she can't discuss here?
[06:09] Haruto
    Hm? Wait a second.
[06:11] Haruto
    Can't I use this to get myself out of here?
[06:16] Haruto
    Ah, so sorry.
[06:18] Haruto
    I forgot that I'd made plans with her.
[06:21] Group
    What?
[06:22] Haruto
    Later!
[06:25] Marianne
    Laius!
[06:26] Marianne
    Just what is that woman's
    relationship with Haruto?!
[06:28] Laius
    Don't ask me!
[06:31] Tear
    I'll never give up!
[06:34] Tear
    up... up... up...
[06:45] Haruto
    Sorry for dragging you out like that.
[06:47] Haruto
    So, what'd you want?
[06:49] Iris
    Right...
[06:51] Iris
    First, though, I was curious about one thing.
[06:54] Haruto
    What is it?
[06:57] Iris
    Are you the same person as
    the you I met yesterday?
[07:03] Haruto
    What's with her?
[07:05] Haruto
    What are you saying?
[07:07] Iris
    To me, it seems that you're a completely
    different person from yesterday.
[07:14] Haruto
    Whoops.
[07:15] Haruto
    I activated my alert
    mode out of pure reflex.

[07:18] Haruto
    That said, she can distinguish
    between me and my copy,

[07:21] Haruto
    so it's clear that she's no ordinary person.
[07:24] Iris
    What a surprise.
[07:25] Iris
    This is a barrier, is it not?
[07:27] Haruto
    You can see it?
[07:28] Iris
    No, I just sense it vaguely.
[07:33] Haruto
    So? How am I different from yesterday?
[07:37] Iris
    Well, you give off the same
    impression as when we first met.
[07:42] Iris
    However...
[07:43] Iris
    When I met you yesterday,
    I didn't sense any mana at all.
[07:47] Iris
    But today, I feel a force coming from
    you, almost enough to knock me down.
[07:53] Haruto
    Maybe she's just a lot more sensitive
    to mana than other people.

[07:58] Haruto
    But it bothers me that she calls it a force.
[08:01] Haruto
    Flay's the only other one who's
    ever said something like that.

[08:06] Haruto
    So does that mean...
[08:09] Haruto
    Wait, are you a demon?
[08:19] Iris
    Does it look that way to you?
[08:21] Haruto
    No.
[08:23] Iris
    I'd love to ask how you came up with
    that notion, but I think I'll refrain.
[08:29] Iris
    I'm a human being.
[08:31] Iris
    It'd be troublesome otherwise.
[08:32] Haruto
    She words things in the weirdest way.
[08:36] Haruto
    Well, doesn't look like I need
    to be on guard with her.

[08:39] Haruto
    As for your question, I'd appreciate it
    if you'd think of us as the same person.
[08:45] Haruto
    I can't say any more at the moment.
[08:48] Iris
    Yes, I understand.
[08:50] Haruto
    So? Is that all you needed?
[08:53] Iris
    Oh, that's right.
[08:55] Iris
    I must apologize to you, thank you,
    and then ask of you a favor.
[08:58] Haruto
    That's a lot.
[08:59] Iris
    First, my apology.
[09:01] Iris
    I'm sorry for getting you caught
    up in trouble yesterday.
[09:05] Iris
    And thank you for protecting me from
    Schneidel's attacks that followed.
[09:11] Iris
    And finally, as for that favor...
[09:15] Iris
    W-Will you be my friend?!
[09:20] Haruto
    Okay?
[09:22] Iris
    Thank you!
[09:23] Haruto
    Wait, I didn't mean that as a yes!
[09:26] Iris
    What a relief.
[09:28] Iris
    I've never made a friend before!
[09:31] Iris
    I'm so happy!
[09:32] Haruto
    Hold it!
[09:33] Haruto
    Wait, why me?
[09:35] Iris
    I keep running into you,
    so I thought it might be fate.
[09:40] Haruto
    It's true that we keep
    running into each other...
[09:42] Haruto
    Wait, you don't have any friends?
[09:45] Haruto
    What was your life like until now?
[09:47] Iris
    Will you listen to my story?
[09:50] Haruto
    S-Sure.
[09:52] Haruto
    Keep it short, please.
[09:54] Iris
    The truth is...
[09:55] Iris
    I was abandoned after I was born.
[09:57] Haruto
    Whoa! This got real heavy real quick!
[10:00] Iris
    I continued to be abandoned by
    the people I ended up with.
[10:03] Iris
    It happened four times in total.
[10:05] Haruto
    And it's even heavier than
    what happened to me!

SIGN    Heavy baby
[10:08] Haruto
    Wait, that's way too many times!
[10:10] Haruto
    There must have been a reason why.
[10:12] Iris
    The only thing that comes to mind...
[10:16] Iris
    is that I produced speech
    in order to communicate?
[10:19] Haruto
    That's it!
[10:21] Haruto
    Makes sense.
[10:23] Haruto
    Any normal person would be freaked
    out if a baby started talking.

[10:28] Iris
    And so, in the end, I was
    taken in by a monastery,
[10:32] Iris
    but even there, I found myself mistreated.
[10:34] Iris
    The priest there, who was
    the one person kind to me,
[10:37] Iris
    passed away when I was five years old.
[10:40] Haruto
    Oh...
[10:42] Iris
    In what was already a secluded setting,
    I didn't interact with those around me,
[10:46] Iris
    so it seems I'm lacking in common
    sense when it comes to human society.
[10:51] Haruto
    I see now.
[10:53] Haruto
    That's why you want to
    make friends and learn?
[10:56] Iris
    Yes.
[10:58] Haruto
    In that case, you've got the wrong guy.
[11:01] Iris
    What?
[11:02] Haruto
    Not to brag, but I also
    don't have any friends.
SIGN    Past life included
[11:07] Haruto
    I've always been a shut-in, and I
    don't have any common sense, either.
[11:14] Iris
    That's perfect, then!
[11:15] Iris
    Let's learn common sense together!
[11:18] Haruto
    How'd you reach that conclusion?!
[11:19] Iris
    It seems that you and I
    are alike in some ways!
[11:23] Haruto
    Huh?
[11:23] Haruto
    You mean like how we both
    give off loner vibes?

[11:26] Haruto
    Friends...
[11:27] Haruto
    Friends, huh?
SIGN    Ride or Die
[11:29] Haruto
    This is how I imagine them...
[11:32] Delinquent A
    I'm hungry! Go buy us some bread!
[11:35] Delinquent A
    With your money, of course!
[11:37] Delinquent B
    We're friends, aren't we?
[11:39] Haruto
    Hmm? In other words...
[11:41] Haruto
    Can I make use of her to get
    myself out of hassles at school?

[11:46] Haruto
    Then maybe being friends is okay.
[11:48] Haruto
    By the way, have you decided
    on where to enroll?
[11:51] Iris
    Yes, it's a research lab for ancient magic.
[11:55] Haruto
    It's with that professor, of all people?!
[11:58] Tear
    Haruto!
[11:59] Haruto
    But well, I'll just have to suck it up.
[12:03] Haruto
    I'll pick that one, too, then.
[12:05] Haruto
    We're friends, so the same
    lab would be better.
[12:07] Iris
    Really?!
[12:09] Iris
    Friends...
[12:11] Iris
    I see.
[12:12] Iris
    Even after what I told you,
    you'll still be my friend.
[12:17] Iris
    I'm so happy! Thank you!
[12:24] Haruto
    Damn you and your smile
    that could rival Char's!

[12:27] Haruto
    You won't fool me
!
[12:30] Haruto
    Wait, you told me your life story,
[12:33] Haruto
    but you haven't introduced yourself.
[12:35] Haruto
    By the way, I'm Haruto Zenfis.
[12:37] Haruto
    My father is a margrave.
[12:40] Iris
    Oh, you're right.
[12:43] Iris
    I forgot that to communicate in human
    society, you start by giving your name.
[12:49] Iris
    My name is...
SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
SIGN    Sulk...
[13:08] Charlotte
    Ever since Haruto began attending school...
[13:12] Charlotte
    I'm sad that there's less
    time to play with him...
[13:16] Flay
    Don't say it!
[13:17] Flay
    I want just as badly to be
    by Lord Haruto's side...
[13:26] Charlotte
    I've just been struck
    with a flash of insight!
[13:28] Charlotte
    A feeling that something interesting
    has happened to Haruto!
[13:33] Charlotte
    I need to go and see for myself!
[13:35] Flay
    Why won't Lord Haruto allow
    us to go and visit him?!
SIGN    Because she'll likely
    screw things up
[13:42] Flay
    Well, so be it.
[13:43] Flay
    For now, I'll just enjoy this bath.
SIGN    Hmph
[13:46] Liza
    You sure do move on quickly.
[13:49] Flay
    I wouldn't be able to stand it otherwise!
[13:51] Flay
    A servant is supposed to
    be at her master's side.
[13:56] Flay
    But that's not what Lord Haruto wants.
[13:58] Flay
    That's why I feel so conflicted.
[14:00] Liza
    I see.
[14:02] Liza
    You really do take this seriously.
[14:05] Liza
    I didn't like serving other
    people and stuff like that.
[14:09] Liza
    That's why I was all alone.
[14:11] Liza
    You've adapted to this new lifestyle.
[14:15] Liza
    I think that's plenty amazing.
SIGN    Blush
SIGN    Blush
[14:18] Flay
    O-Oh, that's a lot of praise.
[14:21] Flay
    You're making me blush!
[14:24] Flay
    Well, my old job was to gather all
    of the demons near the Demon King.
[14:29] Liza
    Huh? So you were on good
    terms with the Demon King?
[14:33] Flay
    Yes. We were sworn allies.
[14:36] Flay
    He was a kind soul, who always
    put demons and monsters first.
[14:43] Flay
    But that kindness led him to disagree with
    other demons on how to treat humans.
[14:48] Flay
    I had to step in between them often.
[14:51] Flay
    His dream was to create a paradise
    where humans and demons could coexist.
[14:58] Flay
    Thinking back on it,
[15:00] Flay
    maybe he planned on losing to the Flash
    Princess without fighting her all along.
[15:05] Liza
    What do you mean?
[15:06] Flay
    When the Flash Princess came invading,
[15:08] Flay
    he let all of the demons
    get away, of all things.
[15:12] Flay
    Sacrificing himself for his own ideals...
[15:16] Flay
    I'm sure he'd long planned
    on reincarnating as a human.
[15:20] Liza
    You mean he'd become human,
[15:23] Liza
    and then try and change the
    humans' attitudes from within?
[15:27] Flay
    Indeed.
[15:28] Liza
    I had no idea the Demon King had
    given it that much thought...
[15:32] Flay
    Well, I never did like that
    wishful thinking of his.
[15:37] Flay
    But to think he'd be born from the womb of
    the very same Flash Princess who killed him...
[15:43] Flay
    It's beyond my wildest imagination.
[15:45] Flay
    Lord Haruto told me that he lost all
    his memories prior to reincarnation.
[15:50] Flay
    Maybe he did it to discard the naïveté
    that kept him from becoming ruthless.
[15:56] Flay
    The Demon King often abbreviated
    the name of our species.
[15:59] Flay
    So imagine my surprise when
    Lord Haruto gave me that name.
[16:05] Flay
    Back then, I almost used his name
    back from the Demon King days.
[16:10] Liza
    That reminds me, I don't know
    what the Demon King's name is.
[16:14] Flay
    Make sure you don't carelessly
    say it out loud.
[16:17] Flay
    The Demon King's name is...
[16:19] Flay/Iris
    Irisphilia.
[16:23] Haruto
    Irisphilia, huh?
[16:25] Haruto
    That's long.
[16:26] Haruto
    Can I just call you Iris?
[16:32] Iris
    I'm sorry.
[16:33] Iris
    I also used to shorten names
    a lot back in the day.
[16:37] Iris
    You just happened to remind me of back then.
[16:41] Haruto
    Well, now that we're friends,
    I'll be taking my leave.
[16:45] Iris
    Oh, hold on, Haruto.
[16:47] Iris
    Incidentally, have you finished
    signing up for classes?
[16:51] Haruto
    No, not yet.
[16:53] Iris
    Why don't we do it together, right now?!
[16:55] Haruto
    Eh?
[16:56] Iris
    Working together will be
    a lot more efficient!
[16:59] Haruto
    O-Okay.
[17:01] Haruto
    Okay, how about my room, then?
[17:04] Iris
    Yes! That sounds great!
[17:06] Haruto
    She sure is assertive...
[17:17] Haruto
    Huh?
[17:18] Haruto
    I invited Iris to my room without thinking...
[17:21] Haruto
    But wait, she's a girl!
[17:24] Haruto
    That said, it'd be weird
    to turn her away now.

[17:27] Haruto
    Let's just get it over with,
    so she leaves quickly.

[17:32] Charlotte
    Haruto, welcome ba—
[17:37] Charlotte
    Is that person your...
[17:39] Charlotte
    lov—
[17:40] Haruto
    My friend!
[17:41] Charlotte
    Oh, thank goodness.
SIGN    Phew
[17:43] Charlotte
    That flash of insight was
    because you made a friend.
[17:46] Haruto
    Flash of insight?
[17:48] Charlotte
    And I'd expect no less from you!
[17:50] Charlotte
    You've made such a wonderful
    friend so quickly!
[17:53] Charlotte
    Indeed, I'm sure it'd be simple for you
    to find yourself five to ten lovers.
[17:58] Charlotte
    Which means that I'll need
    to fully prepare myself.
[18:02] Haruto
    For what?!
[18:02] Charlotte
    After all, I plan on becoming
    your second wife, give or take!
[18:07] Haruto
    How did that *happen?!
[18:08] Charlotte
    Hug!
[18:09] Haruto
    Hey, cut that out! Not in front of others!
[18:13] Haruto
    Oh, I know, this must be that thing kids do.
[18:17] Charlotte
    When I grow up, I'm going to marry you!
[18:21] Haruto
    Before long...
[18:22] Charlotte
    What?
[18:23] Charlotte
    You're seriously creepy.
[18:25] Haruto
    If she ends up like that, I'll cry!
[18:28] Haruto
    You can do whatever you want, Char.
[18:30] Charlotte
    Thank you!
[18:32] Iris
    Should I consider that a normal
    conversation between siblings?
[18:36] Haruto
    Probably.
[18:38] Haruto
    You've met before, right?
[18:40] Haruto
    This is Iris, my friend as of today.
[18:42] Haruto
    And this is my sister, Char.
SIGN    Bow
[18:45] Charlotte
    It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
SIGN    Bow
[18:48] Iris
    Yes, same here.
[18:50] Haruto
    Char.
[18:51] Haruto
    Sorry, but we've got something to do.
[18:54] Charlotte
    I understand!
[19:06] Iris
    Haruto.
[19:07] Iris
    Is there some sort of
    magical meaning to that?
[19:11] Haruto
    I'm just choosing my classes.
[19:14] Charlotte
    If you'll allow me to explain...
[19:16] Charlotte
    No matter what he picks,
    it'll be easy-peasy for Haruto!
[19:23] Iris
    I don't understand at all.
[19:24] Haruto
    Yeah, I'll bet.
SIGN    Man, what a pain
[19:30] Haruto
    Char.
[19:31] Haruto
    Can you pick out some classes
    that would suit me?
[19:35] Charlotte
    I would be absolutely honored!
[19:37] Charlotte
    I hereby vow to live up
    to your expectations!
SIGN    Bam
[19:43] Charlotte
    I've finished!
[19:45] Haruto
    Good work.
[19:46] Haruto
    You really helped me out.
[19:47] Iris
    You're not going to look
    over what she wrote?
[19:50] Haruto
    Char picked them out,
    so there should be no problem.
[19:54] Charlotte
    I never knew that you placed
    so much trust in me!
[19:58] Charlotte
    Why, you're making me blush!
SIGN    Blush
[20:00] Iris
    Didn't you enter this academy because
    you had something to accomplish?
[20:06] Charlotte
    Haruto's goal lies outside of academics.
[20:11] Iris
    What goal do you speak of?
[20:16] Charlotte
    I can't divulge that, not even to a friend.
[20:20] Charlotte
    Iris.
[20:22] Charlotte
    The very assumption that Haruto is here
    to learn from others is mistaken!
[20:27] Charlotte
    Haruto has already far
    transcended such conventions!
SIGN    Ka-blaaaaam
[20:32] Iris
    T-Transcended?!
[20:35] Iris
    H-Haruto...
[20:38] Iris
    I never knew you were so incredible!
[20:40] Haruto
    Ah, not good.
[20:42] Haruto
    She's totally bought it.
[20:44] Haruto
    I can't let Char wreak any more havoc.
[20:47] Haruto
    Oh, yeah, why are you here?
[20:50] Charlotte
    It seems I've already
    accomplished my goal here.
[20:54] Charlotte
    I'll be going back now.
[20:56] Haruto
    Huh? Ah, okay, then.
[20:58] Charlotte
    I bid you farewell, Iris.
[21:01] Iris
    Ah, yes.
[21:02] Iris
    Until next time, Char.
[21:03] Haruto
    I can't let her see the Anyplace Door.
[21:06] Iris
    Huh?
[21:07] Iris
    By the way, how did you make
    your way on campus...
SIGN    Slither, slither...
[21:10] Haruto
    Excuse me for a moment!
[21:16] Iris
    I just heard a door open from somewhere
    other than the entrance...
[21:21] Haruto
    Don't sweat the details!
[21:26] Haruto
    Okay, that does it.
[21:29] Haruto
    Well...
[21:30] Haruto
    let's work hard, Iris.
[21:32] Haruto
    Until the day I get expelled!
[21:34] Iris
    Ah, yeah.
[21:36] Iris
    You, too, Haruto.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 110 0 l 102 22 l 0 22
SIGN    Episode Preview
[23:09] Charlotte
    Charlotte here!
[23:11] Charlotte
    Today, I let Iris know
    how amazing Haruto is!
[23:14] Charlotte
    But I sense that something
    is about to go wrong!
[23:17] Charlotte
    Next episode: "I Got Myself Mixed
    Up With So Many People...".
SIGN    I Got Myself Mixed Up with so Many People...
[23:19] Charlotte
    Haruto, school really is a scary place!

Season 1

E11 - I Got Myself Mixed Up with so Many People...

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[00:02] Charlotte
    Good morning, Haruto...
[00:10] Haruto
    Morning.
[00:16] Haruto
    My classes are finally about to begin.
[00:19] Charlotte
    Haruto.
[00:21] Charlotte
    Let me explain your schedule for today.
[00:23] Haruto
    Ah, sure.
[00:27] Charlotte
    I believe that with exemptions
    based on the entrance exam,
[00:30] Charlotte
    you'll be placed into the
    very middle class, C Class.
[00:34] Haruto
    I see.
[00:35] Charlotte
    That said, classes are shuffled
    based on regular exam performance,
[00:39] Charlotte
    so I'm sure that you'll be able
    to move up to A Class in no time!
[00:43] Haruto
    Man, I hope not.
[00:45] Haruto
    Wait, other than the core curriculum,
[00:49] Haruto
    these are all really hard
    upper-grade classes!
[00:52] Charlotte
    I picked them because I
    knew you'd find them easy.
[00:55] Haruto
    Nope, not happening!
[00:58] Haruto
    Or maybe that could work to my advantage.
[01:01] Haruto
    If I choose all of these advanced classes,
SIGN    Hm? How cocky for
    a first-year...
SIGN    Let's see how you do
[01:04] Haruto
    the teachers will end up having
    extremely high expectations of me.

SIGN    So much for that
SIGN    He's nothing special!
[01:07] Haruto
    Giving me the perfect
    chance to let them down!

SIGN    How disappointing
[01:10] Haruto
    Okay! Sounds good!
[01:12] Charlotte
    Haruto.
[01:14] Haruto
    Hmm?
[01:24] Charlotte
    Have a good day at school!
[01:26] Haruto
    Yeah. I'll try.
[01:31] Haruto
    Long hug, don't you think?
[01:33] Charlotte
    Parting is always such a shame.
[01:37] Charlotte
    Squeeze...
[01:38] Haruto
    I see...
SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 45 13 l -5 13
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    I Got Myself Mixed Up with so Many People...
[03:13] Iris
    Good morning, Haruto!
[03:15] Haruto
    Good morning.
[03:17] Iris
    And who's this?
[03:18] Haruto
    My attendant, Liza.
[03:23] Iris
    I wouldn't put it past Haruto's attendant...
[03:27] Iris
    I'm Iris, Haruto's friend.
[03:29] Iris
    It's a pleasure.
[03:31] Liza
    Nice to meet you.
[03:36] Iris
    What?
[03:37] Iris
    You're in C Class, with your skills?
[03:40] Iris
    I'm in A Class.
[03:42] Iris
    I was told that written exam
    grades are given priority,
[03:45] Iris
    so I'm sure you'll join
    me in A Class very soon.
[03:49] Haruto
    Ah, yeah.
[03:52] Liza
    Excuse me, Lord Haruto.
[03:53] Liza
    Is she really human?
[03:57] Liza
    Even observing her up close,
[03:59] Liza
    I can't tell whether she's
    a demon or a human.
[04:03] Haruto
    From what I can tell, she's not a demon.
[04:06] Haruto
    She doesn't seem evil, so we
    shouldn't worry about it.
[04:10] Liza
    Okay.
[04:22] Haruto
    Why's everyone staring at me?
[04:25] Haruto
    Oh, I forgot I was the talk of
    the school, thanks to Schneidel.

[04:30] C Class Teacher
    Let's begin our class.
[04:32] C Class Teacher
    This is C Class, the middle
    class of the five we offer,
[04:36] C Class Teacher
    with grades in the median range overall.
[04:39] C Class Teacher
    In other words, you have a chance
    of climbing your way up,
[04:42] C Class Teacher
    as well as dropping down instead.
[04:44] C Class Teacher
    Which is why...
[04:46] C Class Teacher
    you will be taking another test today.
[04:49] Haruto
    It's here already!
[04:51] Haruto
    My big chance!
[04:52] Haruto
    I'll use this exam to show
    them how incompetent I am

[04:55] Haruto
    and say goodbye to this
    classroom on day one!

[04:58] C Class Teacher
    Now then, begin.
[05:02] Haruto
    Huh?
[05:03] Haruto
    This is a walk in the park!
[05:06] Haruto
    I think when Char was young and
    began her gifted education,

[05:09] Haruto
    she covered this material
    in the first six months.

[05:12] Haruto
    Putting questions on here that
    even infants can solve...

[05:15] Haruto
    What is this teacher up to?
[05:21] Haruto
    Oh, I see what he's doing!
[05:23] Haruto
    After threatening everyone like that,
[05:25] Haruto
    he's trying to reassure everyone with basic
    problems that are actually really easy.

[05:29] Haruto
    Which makes it difficult
    to know how to respond.

[05:33] Haruto
    If I get so many simple questions wrong,
[05:36] Haruto
    they might suspect I'm
    doing it intentionally.

[05:40] Haruto
    In that case,
[05:41] Haruto
    I'll find the absolute minimum borderline,
[05:43] Haruto
    and aim to get a 60 with careless mistakes!
SIGN    Testing Over
[05:50] C Class Teacher
    It looks like the results are quite poor.
[05:54] C Class Teacher
    The average ended up barely scratching a 20.
[05:57] Haruto
    Hmm?
[05:58] C Class Teacher
    Well, I'm not surprised.
[06:01] C Class Teacher
    Even B Class students would average
    around a 50 on this material.
[06:05] Boy Student
    Ah, I knew it!
[06:07] Haruto
    Huh? What the heck?
[06:09] C Class Teacher
    Despite this, and even with
    plenty of careless mistakes,
[06:12] C Class Teacher
    one of you managed to get around a 60.
[06:15] C Class Teacher
    Haruto Zenfis! Bravo!
[06:22] Haruto
    What's going on?!
[06:24] Haruto
    Was I the only one who got easy problems?!
[06:26] Haruto
    No, that's not it.
[06:28] Haruto
    It's not that they're all
    at a low academic level.

[06:30] Haruto
    That said, it's not like I'm
    particularly advanced, either.

[06:33] Charlotte
    Sparkle!
[06:35] Haruto
    My little sister is just too outstanding!
[06:38] C Class Teacher
    Haruto Zenfis!
[06:40] C Class Teacher
    I'll put in a good word, so you move
    up to A Class before the next lesson!
[06:45] Haruto
    Gloom...
[06:56] Haruto
    Eh?
[07:02] Laius
    Hey, lady.
[07:03] Laius
    Stop clinging to Haruto.
[07:05] Iris
    You're the one who's too close to Haruto.
[07:07] Laius
    What was that?!
[07:08] Iris
    Huh?!
[07:10] Haruto
    Sheesh, why's this happening to me?
[07:16] Belkam
    It's time.
[07:17] Belkam
    I assume you're all here.
[07:19] Belkam
    I am your professor, Oratoria Belkam.
[07:22] Belkam
    I'm an expert in elemental theory.
[07:25] Haruto
    Ugh, she seems like a hardass.
[07:30] Belkam
    You three first-years!
[07:32] Belkam
    You're only in your first year,
    yet you signed up for my advanced class.
[07:36] Belkam
    You've got some nerve, sitting in the
    very front and chatting right away.
[07:41] Belkam
    I'll kick all of you out the moment that
    you can't answer one of my questions.
[07:46] Belkam
    Prepare yourselves.
[07:48] Belkam
    Not to mention,
    Haruto Zenfis and Irisphilia...
[07:51] Belkam
    I hear you two joined that
    four-eyed runt's research lab.
[07:55] Haruto
    Ah, yes.
[07:57] Haruto
    What of it?
[07:59] Belkam
    I'll make sure to be extra
    diligent in teaching you two!
[08:03] Haruto
    What?!
[08:03] Haruto
    Did we catch a stray bullet?!
[08:07] Belkam
    Today's lesson is on main elements,
    sub-elements, and quantification.
[08:13] Belkam
    Irisphilia.
[08:14] Belkam
    Come here and put your hands on this.
[08:21] Belkam
    Oh?
[08:22] Belkam
    You possess every element?
[08:24] Belkam
    What a magnificent sight.
[08:26] Belkam
    It truly is a shame that
    your mana level is at a five!
[08:30] Belkam
    Join my research lab!
[08:32] Belkam
    I'll thoroughly whip you into shape!
[08:35] Iris
    No, I'm afraid I must decline.
[08:37] Belkam
    Tsk. How disappointing.
[08:42] Belkam
    The element that one is most proficient
    at is known as their main element.
[08:46] Belkam
    For Irisphilia, that would be chaos.
[08:49] Belkam
    Displayed below are all of her sub-elements.
[08:53] Belkam
    And well, that's all that
    a crystal can tell us.
[08:57] Belkam
    If we take the main element to be 100%,
[08:59] Belkam
    how well can someone
    control the sub-elements?
[09:02] Belkam
    There's research being done to quantify
    it, but it's proven difficult.
[09:07] Haruto
    Is it really that difficult?
[09:11] Haruto
    Mana Calculator: Revised, activate!
SIGN    Irisphilia
     /
    Main Element 100 -
     Sub-Elements 91 -
    
    
     87 -
     84 -
     87 -
     78 -
     17 -
    
    

[09:15] Haruto
    Looks like the one I made
    displays it just fine.

[09:19] Belkam
    So why is quantification so difficult?
[09:23] Belkam
    It's because circumstances
    can alter the values.
[09:27] Belkam
    Imagine that fire is your sub-element,
    and you use a muscle-enhancing spell.
[09:31] Belkam
    And you find that it has an increased
    rate compared to other fire spells.
[09:35] Belkam
    Why is that the case?
[09:36] Belkam
    Answer me, Laius Olteas.
[09:41] Laius
    Does it have to do with the
    degree of proficiency?
[09:44] Laius
    By using muscle enhancement over
    and over, you end up mastering it?
[09:47] Belkam
    Not a terrible way to approach the problem.
[09:49] Belkam
    However, research contradicts
    that conjecture of yours.
[09:53] Haruto
    Which means it's due to hidden properties.
[09:59] Haruto
    Whoa!
[10:00] Belkam
    Haruto Zenfis.
[10:02] Belkam
    What did you just say?
[10:04] Haruto
    Ah, I messed up.
SIGN    Irisphilia
     /
    Main Element 100 -
     Sub-Elements 91 -
    
    
     87 -
     84 -
     87 -
     78 -
     17 -
    
    

[10:07] Haruto
    My Revised Mana Calculator
    also shows some odd terms.

[10:11] Haruto
    I've been calling them
    "hidden properties"...

[10:15] Haruto
    And I've only ever mentioned
    them to Char and the others...

[10:20] Belkam
    Answer me!
SIGN     - Enhance
[10:22] Haruto
    I think there are hidden properties
    that are subordinate to elements.
[10:26] Haruto
    For example, if the fire element had
    a hidden property of "Enhance,"
[10:30] Haruto
    it would increase the effects
    of self-enhancement spells.
[10:34] Belkam
    How do you know that?!
[10:36] Belkam
    That's cutting-edge research
    from Weiße Eule!
[10:39] Haruto
    Weiße Eule?
[10:42] Belkam
    A mysterious individual
[10:43] Belkam
    who irregularly sends us research
    papers, as of a few years ago.
[10:48] Belkam
    These research papers,
    several generations ahead of our time,
[10:52] Belkam
    suggested the possibility
    of unseen properties.
[10:55] Belkam
    Due to the fact that we've
    been proceeding with caution,
[10:58] Belkam
    we have yet to report this
    to even the royal family!
[11:00] Belkam
    And yet you...
[11:02] Belkam
    Your insight is simply astonishing!
[11:05] Belkam
    I've never dreamed of such talent!
[11:10] Belkam
    How about it, Haruto Zenfis?!
[11:12] Belkam
    Leave that research lab studying
    utterly useless ancient magic
[11:15] Belkam
    and come work under me!
[11:17] Haruto
    Th-That'll be a no from me.
[11:20] Iris
    Professor Belkam.
[11:21] Iris
    Recruitment during lessons
    is simply unbecoming of you.
[11:25] Belkam
    Then you should join us, as well!
[11:27] Iris
    I already said I wouldn't.
[11:29] Belkam
    Haruto Zenfis.
[11:31] Belkam
    You wouldn't happen to actually
    be Weiße Eule, would you?!
[11:36] Haruto
    No way!
[11:37] Charlotte
    Sparkle!
[11:38] Haruto
    Weiße Eule, huh?
SIGN    Weiße Eule
SIGN    "White Owl"
[11:41] Haruto
    Who could be behind that cool-sounding name?
[11:43] Haruto
    I'd also love to know.
[11:46] Laius
    You're really an amazing guy, you know that?
[11:49] Iris
    That's Haruto for you!
SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
[11:59] Tear
    I see.
[12:01] Tear
    It looks like you finally
    understand the passion I hold.
[12:07] Tear
    Now the research lab can continue
    to operate until they graduate!
[12:12] Haruto Copy
    What?!
[12:13] Haruto Copy
    That was the reason?!
[12:14] Tear
    With that settled, we should
    hold a welcome party!
[12:17] Tear
    Polkos, you're in charge of the food!
[12:20] Polkos
    Right away!
[12:21] Tear
    You two just relax and wait right there!
[12:28] Haruto Copy
    Sheesh, why me?
[12:31] Haruto Copy
    It was supposed to be
    my original self today!

[12:36] (Flashback) Haruto
    A lot happened, so I'm tired.
[12:38] (Flashback) Haruto
    I'm begging you.
[12:40] Haruto Copy
    I mean, I handed in my application form.
[12:43] Haruto Copy
    I can leave, right?
[12:46] Tear
    Oh?
[12:47] Tear
    Looks like something happened to Polkos.
[12:49] Tear
    Let's all go check it out!
[12:55] Haruto Copy
    A-A murder scene?!
[12:58] Haruto Copy
    Wait, no, it's Schneidel!
[13:00] Tear
    Ah, I forgot about him.
[13:02] Tear
    That's right, he was here.
[13:05] Haruto Copy
    *She *did this?!
[13:06] Tear
    He suddenly showed up at my door yesterday.
[13:09] Tear
    He'd been afflicted with a strange spell,
[13:11] Tear
    so he asked me to look into it.
[13:13] Tear
    It was magic that he had never come across,
[13:16] Tear
    so he suspected it might be ancient magic.
[13:18] Tear
    And so, after all manners of investigation,
[13:20] Tear
    by dawn, a state of complete
    exhaustion was reached.
[13:22] Tear
    By him, of course.
[13:24] Haruto Copy
    What did she do to reduce him to this?!
[13:27] Tear
    But this is our chance.
[13:29] Tear
    Since he's here, let's use him to
    research ancient magic together!
[13:34] Haruto Copy
    That's awful!
[13:35] Tear
    Iris.
[13:36] Tear
    Why don't you try touching
    his right shoulder?
[13:39] Iris
    Yes...
[13:45] Iris
    Something solid is attached to him?
[13:48] Iris
    Clear, colorless cylinders?
[13:50] Tear
    That's right.
[13:51] Tear
    And when magic is used to
    heal the wound, for example,
[13:54] Tear
    the two cylinders attract each other,
[13:57] Tear
    squeezing his shoulder tightly like so.
[14:00] Tear
    But this is the really interesting part.
[14:03] Tear
    When you do this...
[14:06] Tear
    Look! It passes right through.
[14:08] Tear
    It looks like anything inanimate
    goes right through it.
[14:12] Tear
    What do you think this is?
[14:15] Iris
    Wait, is it non-elemental magic?
[14:18] Tear
    Impressive!
[14:19] Tear
    No wonder you got top marks
    on the written exam!
[14:22] Tear
    In other words, this is a barrier
    made using non-elemental magic.
[14:25] Haruto Copy
    Huh?
[14:27] Haruto Copy
    This teacher figured out the
    truth behind the barrier?

[14:31] Haruto Copy
    But that doesn't mean that she's seen
    through my original self's identity.

[14:34] Tear
    Okay, Haruto.
[14:36] Tear
    Can you tell me the biggest difference
    between modern and ancient magic?
[14:41] Haruto Copy
    Uh...
[14:43] Haruto Copy
    The fact that it's really old magic?
[14:46] Sign
    Siiiiigh
[14:47] Haruto Copy
    Tsk!
SIGN    That annoyed me,
    but hold it in...
[14:49] Tear
    Take it away, Iris.
SIGN    Void
[14:50] Iris
    Ancient magic is non-elemental magic,
    not bound to any one element.
[14:55] Iris
    As an ancient lost magic,
    it contains many mysteries.
[14:59] Tear
    Indeed.
[15:00] Tear
    And records say that it can be maintained
    without supplying any mana.
[15:06] Tear
    If this were modern magic, it wouldn't last
    half a day before you'd run out of mana.
[15:10] Tear
    But it's been one and a half days
    since it was placed on him.
[15:14] Iris
    That can't be!
[15:15] Iris
    Are you saying that there's someone in
    modern times who can use ancient magic?!
[15:19] Tear
    Well, it's little more than a theory.
[15:22] Tear
    As you know, it's magic from the distant past,
    wielded by those from the mythical era.
[15:27] Tear
    You'd probably have to be above
    level 80, at least, to use it.
[15:32] Tear
    Which begs the question,
    who could have possibly cast this spell?
[15:38] Iris
    It's not me.
[15:39] Iris
    I can't use such advanced magic.
[15:44] Tear
    Hmm...
[15:45] Tear
    It doesn't seem like you're
    feigning ignorance.
[15:48] Tear
    Though he mentioned that you
    happened to be there at the time.
[15:53] Iris
    I don't know who did it, either.
[15:56] Tear
    I see.
[15:57] Tear
    I guess we'll need to ask the culprit.
[16:03] Tear
    Last night, he refused
    to tell me who did it.
[16:06] Tear
    It's about time he finally snapped!
[16:11] Schneidel
    What are you doing here?!
[16:14] Haruto Copy
    Oh, did you finally notice?
[16:16] Schneidel
    How dare you!
[16:18] Schneidel
    You know that I'm the Hafen family heir...
[16:20] Tear
    We're all fully aware of that!
[16:23] Tear
    Listen to me.
[16:24] Tear
    Let me get right to the point.
[16:26] Tear
    I can't remove this hex of yours.
[16:29] Tear
    Which means the only one who
    can is the one who cast it.
[16:32] Tear
    How about you spill the beans already?
[16:37] Schneidel
    I don't know who it was.
[16:39] Schneidel
    It was a man with a strange voice,
    clad entirely in black.
[16:43] Tear
    So you found it humiliating to be
    done in by a mysterious villain?
[16:48] Tear
    No...
[16:49] Tear
    Perhaps your life would be in
    danger if you revealed that fact.
[16:54] Tear
    I see.
[16:55] Tear
    Well, from the scant information we have,
[16:58] Tear
    there's one person I can
    think of who fits the bill.
[17:01] Iris
    What?
[17:02] Tear
    Haruto.
[17:04] Tear
    I hear that in the border province,
[17:06] Tear
    there's a hero of justice who started
    showing up several years ago.
[17:10] Tear
    His description matches the
    one Schneidel just gave.
[17:14] Tear
    Do you know who he is?
[17:15] Haruto Copy
    No, I don't.
[17:18] Tear
    That said, he only used to operate
    within the border province,
[17:22] Tear
    and now he's appeared in the royal
    capital, at the same time Haruto did.
[17:26] Haruto Copy
    He must have... had some
    sort of business here.
[17:30] Tear
    Interesting.
[17:32] Tear
    Should I start by asking why you were
    recommended by the king himself?
[17:39] Haruto Copy
    You can ask me that, but I don't the reason.
[17:44] Tear
    What is it, exactly, that you're hiding?!
[17:47] Tear
    Could it be that you have knowledge
    of ancient magic that I don't?!
[17:52] Tear
    Why don't you just tell
    us everything right now?!
[17:56] Tear
    Actually, are you the
    one dressed in all black?
SIGN    Menacing
[17:59] Tear
    If so, I'd love to hear about it!
[18:02] Tear
    Why don't we spend some time,
[18:04] Tear
    and you can tell me all about it!
[18:06] Haruto Copy
    Why am I *always the one who
    has to deal with this?!
[18:09] Haruto Copy
    I've had enough!
[18:10] Haruto Copy
    Save me, original self!
[18:13] Haruto
    I see you're talking about me.
[18:16] Haruto
    Shiva, the embodiment of
    justice, has arrived!
[18:20] Haruto Copy
    The fact that he showed up at this moment...
[18:24] Haruto Copy
    You were watching us all along, you jerk!
[18:27] Haruto
    You, the small one in glasses.
[18:29] Haruto
    I am completely unaffiliated with that boy.
[18:31] Haruto
    I came here to enact justice upon the
    evildoers who bring chaos to the capital.
[18:35] Tear
    Oh!
[18:36] Tear
    So you're the famous Shiva!
[18:38] Tear
    Skinny, but with some good
    muscle on that frame.
[18:41] Tear
    That smooth helm of yours
    is fashionable, too!
[18:43] Haruto Copy
    Were you even listening?
[18:45] Tear
    Evildoers, you say...
[18:47] Tear
    So you were aware that this rich heir
    is a member of a suspicious group?
[18:53] Haruto
    Huh?
SIGN    Villain
[18:54] Haruto
    The evil syndicate really existed?
[18:58] Haruto
    Okay, let's go along with that.
[19:00] Haruto
    That's right.
[19:01] Haruto
    I know all about that.
[19:03] Haruto
    But leaving that aside, Schneidel.
[19:06] Haruto
    If you heed my warning
    and call off the duel,
[19:10] Haruto
    I'll free you of your shackles
    by tomorrow morning.
[19:12] Schneidel
    Y-You bastard...
[19:15] Haruto
    Any objections?
[19:21] Schneidel
    Very well.
[19:23] Haruto
    With that, I shall take my leave...
[19:26] Haruto
    At least, I'd like to, but...
[19:29] Haruto
    What is the meaning of this?
[19:32] Tear
    You let your guard down.
[19:36] Tear
    You really didn't notice my binding magic?!
[19:40] Haruto
    Mana Calculator: Revised.
SIGN    Tearietta Luseiannel
     /
    
     100
     71
     44
     41
     28
[19:45] Haruto
    I see.
[19:46] Haruto
    A blend of earth and dark elements?
SIGN    Earth / Darkness
[19:50] Haruto
    That's why it's stronger than earth alone.
[19:53] Tear
    Not even you can undo that spell so easily.
[19:57] Tear
    And I can't have you leaving before you've
    answered the 271 questions I have for you!
[20:06] Tear
    Huh?
[20:07] Tear
    How did you neutralize it?!
[20:10] Tear
    And why am I completely immobilized?!
[20:13] Haruto
    It's payback for binding me just now.
[20:15] Tear
    Amazing. Polkos!
[20:17] Tear
    This is complete domain fixation here!
[20:19] Polkos
    Spare us the analysis!
[20:21] Polkos
    Just apologize already!
[20:22] Tear
    I'd love to, but the number of
    questions has gone up to 824!
[20:27] Tear
    I'm so curious!
[20:28] Tear
    Will you please answer them?
[20:30] Polkos
    Seriously, you're being rude!
[20:32] Tear
    I see.
[20:33] Tear
    You want me to offer something of value.
[20:35] Polkos
    She's not listening at all!
[20:37] Tear
    I know! How about my chastity?!
[20:40] Tear
    Your satisfaction is guaranteed!
[20:44] Polkos
    For crying out loud!
[20:46] Polkos
    You big dummy!
[20:47] Polkos
    What now?!
[20:50] Tear
    I need to pee.
[20:54] Haruto
    Stop looking into me.
[20:56] Tear
    You're gonna say that now?!
[20:57] Tear
    You're quite the skilled negotiator.
[21:00] Tear
    I'm impressed!
[21:01] Tear
    So can you please undo this right away?
[21:05] Haruto
    Your answer?
[21:06] Tear
    Oh, yeah, I'll stop!
[21:08] Tear
    I don't want to pee myself
    in front of my students!
[21:14] Tear
    I'll stop! I'm sorry!
[21:17] Tear
    The dam's about to burst!
[21:19] Haruto
    I see. It's a promise.
[21:22] Haruto
    I bid you farewell.
[21:28] Polkos
    Professor!
[21:29] Tear
    I-I can move again, Polkos!
[21:31] Polkos
    The restroom! Hurry!
[21:32] Tear
    Th-That's right!
[21:35] Tear
    Bathroom!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 110 0 l 102 22 l 0 22
SIGN    Episode Preview
[23:09] Charlotte
    Charlotte here!
[23:11] Charlotte
    Haruto, good job going to school!
[23:13] Charlotte
    I'm sure you must be very tired!
[23:15] Charlotte
    I was praying for your safety from afar!
[23:17] Charlotte
    Next episode: "Not a Bad Night".
SIGN    Lovely
SIGN    Not a Bad Night
[23:19] Charlotte
    Huh?
[23:20] Charlotte
    Next week is the finale?
[23:21] Charlotte
    Really?

Season 1

E12 - Not a Bad Night

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[00:00] Tear
    Now, then.
[00:02] Tear
    Here's to our new research students.
[00:05] Tear
    Cheers!
[00:07] Group
    Cheers!
[00:10] Haruto Copy
    Hey there. It's me, Haruto C.
[00:13] Haruto Copy
    A lot happened last time,
[00:15] Haruto Copy
    but now we're having a welcome
    party for the newcomers.

[00:18] Tear
    Welcome to my research lab!
[00:20] Tear
    Go on, drink up!
[00:22] Haruto Copy
    And as for me...
[00:26] Haruto Copy
    I can feel a passionate gaze
    coming from next to me.

[00:29] Haruto Copy
    Um, is something wrong?
[00:31] Polkos
    A-Ah, excuse me.
[00:33] Polkos
    Oh, I was just thinking that
    you and I might be alike.
[00:37] Haruto Copy
    Huh? In what way?
[00:39] Polkos
    Like how we always get dragged into things.
[00:42] Haruto Copy
    A-Ah...
[00:44] Haruto Copy
    On that note, I always see
    you with Professor Tear.
[00:49] Polkos
    You could say that we're stuck together.
[00:52] Polkos
    Truth is, I used to be a teacher for
    the Luseiannel household.
[00:57] Haruto Copy
    What?
[00:58] Haruto Copy
    You were Professor Tear's teacher?
[01:00] Polkos
    Yes.
[01:01] Polkos
    She's been like this from a young age,
[01:04] Polkos
    which, honestly, gave me trouble to no end.
[01:07] Polkos
    She was a bright child, who grasped
    ideas faster than I could teach her,
[01:10] Polkos
    and then came to me with hypotheses
    far exceeding even the material.
[01:15] Polkos
    Seeking out knowledge wherever
    her curiosity guided her,
[01:18] Polkos
    she managed to find success carrying
    out all sorts of experiments.
[01:21] Polkos
    After she'd done all she could at home,
[01:25] Polkos
    she enrolled in this academy, and I
    was assigned to keep an eye on her.
[01:30] Polkos
    Ultimately, she never did require
    my teachings to begin with.
[01:35] Polkos
    She is undoubtedly a genius.
[01:37] Polkos
    She has developed a number of new spells,
[01:40] Polkos
    and people said she was most deserving of
    the title of Sage, the highest in modern magic.
[01:45] Polkos
    So despite all of that...
[01:48] Polkos
    Why did she have to pursue
    ancient magic, of all things?!
[01:53] Polkos
    A lost branch of magic that
    might not even be useful!
[01:57] Haruto Copy
    W-Well, we couldn't possibly fathom
    the thought process of a genius.
[02:03] Polkos
    You're right.
[02:05] Polkos
    I'm nothing more than mediocre.
[02:07] Haruto Copy
    It backfired!
[02:10] Haruto Copy
    A-Awkward.
[02:13] Iris
    Hey, Haruto!
[02:18] Iris
    Havin' fun?
[02:19] Haruto Copy
    H-Hey!
[02:25] Haruto Copy
    Wait, she's been drinking!
[02:28] Iris
    Wahoo!
[02:32] Haruto Copy
    What is it?
SIGN    Grin
[02:33] Iris
    Wanna drink some, too?
[02:35] Haruto Copy
    No, I'm fine.
[02:37] Haruto Copy
    Ah, hey!
[02:41] Haruto Copy
    That was for you*?!
[02:50] Iris
    Haruto!
[02:52] Iris
    Thanks for joinin' the lab with me!
[02:56] Haruto Copy
    Dweh!
[02:58] Iris
    I think I can get stronger here...
[03:08] Haruto Copy
    She fell asleep.
SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 45 13 l -5 13
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Not a Bad Night
[04:49] Haruto Copy
    That should do it.
[04:51] Tear
    Whee!
[04:52] Tear
    Are you having fun, Haruto?
[04:57] Tear
    Haruto, do you know why she insists
    on studying ancient magic?
[05:03] Haruto Copy
    No.
[05:04] Tear
    I found out during her mana
    assessment for the entrance exam.
[05:07] Tear
    As it happens, she possesses every element!
[05:11] Tear
    Do you know how rare that is?
[05:13] Tear
    Yes, like a tried-and-true hero of legend,
    rising up from a commoner's life!
[05:19] Tear
    However, real life doesn't
    work out so nicely.
[05:22] Tear
    Unfortunately, her mana level is 5/35.
[05:27] Tear
    She may still be young,
    but that's way too low.
[05:30] Tear
    It may well be that her mana level
    won't increase any further.
[05:36] Tear
    But she's still in her teens.
[05:39] Tear
    I'm sure that's why she
    turned to ancient magic.
[05:41] Tear
    Ancient magic comes from an age brimming
    with ancestors who were level 100.
[05:46] Tear
    It may provide a clue
    to raising one's level.
[05:49] Tear
    I had yet to conduct any research
    toward that end, either.
[05:53] Tear
    I'm thrilled to have a
    new topic of research!
[05:57] Tear
    To pursue the slightest of possibilities...
[06:00] Tear
    What a beautiful thing that is.
[06:06] Tear
    This alcohol's got me saying
    things I normally wouldn't!
[06:10] Tear
    I should sleep, too.
[06:12] Haruto Copy
    Huh? Um...
[06:20] Haruto Copy
    They all fell asleep before I realized it.
[06:29] Schneidel
    By tomorrow, everyone in school
    will know I called off the duel...
[06:33] Schneidel
    After I went so far as to side
    with the Church of Lucifyra
[06:36] Schneidel
    to ensure that Father
    would be the next king!
[06:41] Schneidel
    At this rate, all of my machinations
    will have been for naught!
[06:45] Schneidel
    Hafen House Special Assassin Unit!
[06:49] Schneidel
    You understand what your mission is, right?
[06:52] Schneidel
    Eliminate Haruto Zenfis and
    the other three, tonight!
[06:57] Group
    Yes!
[07:07] Assassin Unit Captain
    Situation report, now.
[07:09] Assassin Unit A
    Yes.
[07:10] Assassin Unit A
    The four targets are the only
    ones inside the mansion.
[07:12] Assassin Unit A
    They're gathered in the south-central
    room on the second floor,
[07:15] Assassin Unit A
    and there are signs of a celebration.
[07:17] Assassin Unit A
    Three of them are heavily
    inebriated from drinking.
[07:20] Assassin Unit A
    Haruto Zenfis has also
    fallen asleep on the sofa.
[07:23] Assassin Unit Captain
    We're fully protected against witnesses?
[07:25] Assassin Unit A
    Yes.
[07:26] Assassin Unit A
    We have ten men in position putting up a net
    for soundproofing and intruder detection.
[07:31] Assassin Unit Captain
    And we also have ten men
    from the Assault Unit.
[07:34] Assassin Unit Captain
    Twenty men gathered here
    from our elite forces.
[07:37] Assassin Unit Captain
    Failure is absolutely impossible here.
[07:40] Assassin Unit Captain
    Let us commence the operation!
[07:42] Group
    Yes!
[07:50] Assassin Unit Captain
    What's wrong?!
[07:52] Assassin Unit B
    M-My nose!
[07:56] Assassin Unit Captain
    It's like there's an invisible wall here.
[07:59] Assassin Unit Captain
    Check the surroundings!
[08:08] Assassin Unit A
    It's no use.
[08:09] Assassin Unit A
    It looks like it completely
    surrounds the building.
[08:16] Assassin Unit A
    Not even a scratch!
[08:17] Assassin Unit A
    Is this the work of magic?
[08:20] Assassin Unit A
    A door suddenly appeared!
[08:22] Assassin Unit Captain
    I heard this from Lord Schneidel.
[08:25] Assassin Unit Captain
    Close to Haruto Zenfis is someone called
    Shiva, who uses strange powers.
[08:30] Assassin Unit Captain
    Proceed with caution.
[08:39] Assassin Unit Captain
    Use your most powerful magic
    to destroy that door!
[08:47] Assassin Unit Captain
    What just happened?!
[08:49] Assassin Unit Captain
    Shiva... who in the world is he?!
[08:52] Assassin Unit C
    C-Captain!
[08:55] Assassin Unit Captain
    My word!
[09:04] Assassin Unit Captain
    Hone your senses!
[09:06] Assassin Unit Captain
    He must be somewhere nearby!
[09:15] Assassin Unit Captain
    There!
[09:18] Assassin Unit Captain
    Capture him!
[09:23] Assassin Unit Captain
    There's two of him?!
[09:30] Assassin Unit Captain
    I didn't hear anything
    about multiple Shivas!

[09:33] Assassin Unit Captain
    How strange!
[09:35] Assassin Unit Captain
    Something is strange here!
[09:38] Assassin Unit E
    Captain!
[09:41] Assassin Unit Captain
    N-No way!
[09:44] Assassin Unit Captain
    I-It can't be!
[09:46] Assassin Unit Captain
    D-Damn it!
[09:49] Haruto
    You've finally realized it?
[09:55] Assassin Unit Captain
    S-So you're Shiva!
[10:01] Assassin Unit Captain
    What?! I can't move!
[10:03] Haruto
    I've sealed the movement
    of all twenty of you.
[10:06] Assassin Unit Captain
    Wh-What'd you say?!
[10:08] Haruto
    But seriously, your boss...
[10:11] Haruto
    Sending assassins for this?
[10:13] Haruto
    You've gotta be kidding.
[10:15] Haruto
    Anyway, Captain.
[10:18] Haruto
    Time to make you spill the
    beans on everything you know.
SIGN    Am I Actually the Strongest?
[10:37] Haruto
    They were under your orders, were they not?
[10:40] Schneidel
    N-No!
[10:42] Schneidel
    It wasn't me!
[10:44] Schneidel
    I've never seen any of these people!
[10:45] Haruto
    Never seen them, huh?
[10:49] Schneidel
    Eliminate Haruto Zenfis and the other three!
[10:52] Schneidel
    Wh-What in the world is this spell?!
[10:54] Schneidel
    A projection of the past?!
[10:55] Schneidel
    That's impossible!
[10:56] Haruto
    Well, leaving that aside.
[10:59] Haruto
    You know...
[11:00] Haruto
    Sending all these people as assassins
    because of a grudge is complete overkill.
[11:04] Haruto
    I mean, it looks like the Vise Block
    didn't teach you anything.
[11:08] Haruto
    Looks like you need a real punishment.
[11:13] Schneidel
    A-Are you going to kill me?
[11:19] Schneidel
    Like hell I'm going to let you kill me!
[11:22] Schneidel
    I am Schneidel Hafen!
[11:25] Schneidel
    The man slated to be the
    king after the next king!
[11:37] Haruto
    Huh? Schneidel?
[11:45] Haruto
    No way!
[11:46] Haruto
    What is this, an anime plot twist?!
[12:03] Haruto
    That mysterious syringe
    turned him into a monster.

[12:12] Haruto
    For now, I've gotten him
    outside the building.

[12:15] Haruto
    The question is, what do I do now?
[12:17] Haruto
    I really wish I could just
    pretend I didn't see this!

[12:22] Charlotte
    Haruto!
[12:24] Haruto
    Char.
[12:25] Haruto
    Children should be asleep at this hour.
[12:27] Charlotte
    You're right.
[12:27] Charlotte
    I couldn't sleep because I thought
    you might be up to something!

[12:32] Haruto
    Well, I am fighting a mysterious
    monster right now.
[12:37] Charlotte
    What kind of monster would that be?!
[12:39] Haruto
    Ah...
[12:40] Haruto
    Ah, r-right!
[12:43] Haruto
    A certain organization experimented
    on a human and turned him into this!
[12:49] Charlotte
    H-How cruel...
[12:51] Charlotte
    Haruto, isn't there any
    way you can save him?

[12:54] Haruto
    Eh?
[12:55] Haruto
    Ah... let me think.
[12:58] Haruto
    I wonder if there's a way...
[13:03] Haruto
    Fine, then.
[13:04] Haruto
    Guess I'll have to do it for Char.
[13:08] Haruto
    I've got this!
[13:09] Charlotte
    I know you do, Haruto!
[13:26] Haruto
    Wow, he's well above even Gigan's strength.
[13:35] Haruto
    How do you like this?!
[13:39] Haruto
    This is getting me nowhere!
[13:42] Haruto
    I guess I should stop his arms...
[13:58] Haruto
    Okay, what to do now...
[14:10] Charlotte
    He tore off his own arms!
[14:17] Haruto
    Ah...
[14:18] Haruto
    The type that can regenerate, huh?
[14:25] Haruto
    How am I supposed to deal with this?!
[14:27] Charlotte
    Haruto!
[14:28] Charlotte
    There's something weird about the monster!
[14:31] Haruto
    Huh? He's been weird this
    whole time, actually.
[14:34] Charlotte
    It looks like he's shrunken a bit.
[14:37] Charlotte
    His skin's become slightly paler, too.
[14:40] Haruto
    It's true.
[14:41] Haruto
    So if we whittle away the
    parts that became huge,
[14:44] Haruto
    he'll return to his normal size?
[14:47] Haruto
    Great work, Char.
[14:49] Haruto
    I think this will work out.
[14:50] Charlotte
    I'm honored by your words!
[14:52] Haruto
    In that case, time to go all-out!
[14:56] Haruto
    Thousand blades, forged in
    the flames of purgatory!
[15:05] Charlotte
    Th-This is a new special attack!
[15:08] Haruto
    Become as fangs soaring through the sky,
[15:11] Haruto
    and rend my foes!
[15:14] Haruto
    Japanese Blades, Gather!
[15:22] Haruto
    Schneidel! Return to your old self!
[15:24] Charlotte
    Go!
[15:46] Haruto
    He's back to normal.
[15:49] Haruto
    Char.
[15:51] Haruto
    He was saved because of you.
[15:53] Haruto
    Thank you.
[15:54] Charlotte
    You're welcome!
[15:55] Charlotte
    I couldn't see some of it
    because of a mysterious light,

[15:58] Charlotte
    but you really were able to turn him back!
[16:00] Haruto
    I'm glad I used light to hide
    the bits I can't let Char see.

[16:04] Charlotte
    I'm sure I'll have very good dreams tonight!
[16:07] Haruto
    Glad to hear it!
[16:09] Charlotte
    Well, good night!
[16:11] Haruto
    Yeah, good night.
[16:14] Haruto
    Okay, time for the clean-up work.
[16:20] Haruto
    Schneidel.
[16:21] Haruto
    Getting back to our earlier conversation...
[16:24] Haruto
    Hmm?
[16:26] Haruto
    Hey, wait! Where are you going?!
[16:35] Haruto
    Looks like he's not in
    any state to be talking.

[16:38] Haruto
    Guess I should grab that
    syringe that he used.

[16:42] Haruto
    That tired me out.
[16:44] Haruto
    Let's fix up the mansion real quick
    so I can get back and sleep.

[17:04] Haruto Copy
    I happen to find these
    surroundings pretty fun.
[17:08] Haruto Copy
    How do you feel about it?
[17:11] Haruto
    I'm you, so I feel the same way.
[17:19] Haruto Copy
    I see.
[17:20] Haruto
    Wait, you went through all that,
    and you're having fun?
[17:24] Haruto Copy
    Well, it's... you know.
[17:27] Haruto
    I see, so you're a tsundere.
[17:29] Haruto Copy
    Y-You think it's way better than our
    previous life too, don't you?
[17:33] Haruto
    Well, I can't deny that.
[17:36] Haruto
    We used to be shut-ins,
    but now we've changed.
[17:39] Haruto
    At some point, we began to think that
    being with others might not be so bad.
[17:46] Haruto
    It's way past the dorm curfew.
[17:48] Haruto
    You should just stay here for the day.
[17:50] Haruto
    You're really doing great, you know.
[17:54] Haruto
    See you.
[18:08] Flay
    Have you seen any, well,
    ominous signs in the royal capital?
[18:11] Old Man
    Pardon?
[18:13] Flay
    Anything will do.
[18:14] Old Man
    Yes, yes.
[18:14] Flay
    Tell me what's going on in the capital!
[18:15] Old Man
    Yes, yes.
[18:16] Old Man
    What was that?!
[18:18] Hooligan A
    Need some assistance, lady?
[18:21] Hooligan A
    I'd be more than happy to talk with you.
[18:23] Hooligan B
    Why don't you come over this way?
[18:25] Flay
    Something you can't discuss here?
[18:27] Flay
    I see, very well.
[18:29] Hooligan A
    I'm glad you're so quick on the uptake.
SIGN    Ding...
[18:37] Liza
    Let me ask you again.
[18:39] Liza
    Can you tell us everything you know
    about happenings in the capital?
[18:43] Hooligan A
    Ah, yes.
[18:47] Charlotte
    Interesting.
[18:49] Charlotte
    The king and queen consort are on bad terms,
[18:52] Charlotte
    and there is unrest among
    the aristocracy, as well.
[18:56] Charlotte
    It seems my predictions
    proved correct after all.
[19:00] Charlotte
    Danger is near at hand in the royal capital!
[19:03] Liza
    I'm not sure about that...
[19:05] Johnny
    No, Miss Liza.
[19:07] Johnny
    The enemies have already mobilized.
[19:10] Johnny
    You saw my liege make short work
    of their vanguard, did you not?
[19:15] Johnny
    Lady Charlotte.
[19:17] Johnny
    Let us gaze once more upon that
    "footage," as you called it!
[19:19] Charlotte
    Right away!
[19:21] Charlotte
    Click!
[19:26] Charlotte
    Haruto is so cool!
[19:29] Flay
    Indeed.
[19:30] Flay
    Some of it I can't see, thanks to
    that strange light partway through.
[19:33] Flay
    But Lord Haruto's exploits are
    fantastic, even on repeated watches!
[19:36] Johnny
    To overwhelm the opponent,
    and yet show mercy!
SIGN    Lovely
[19:39] Johnny
    My liege is magnanimous, indeed!
[19:41] Liza
    I feel like we've gotten off-topic.
[19:44] Liza
    Well, whatever.
[19:46] Gigan
    Snore...
[19:48] Charlotte
    According to Haruto, this person is the
     student council's vice president.
[19:52] Charlotte
    This is purely conjecture on my part...
[19:55] Charlotte
    But perhaps he was acting on orders
    from the hidden student council!
[20:02] Charlotte
    The incident occurred after
    Haruto entered the academy.
[20:06] Charlotte
    Which means they became aware of his powers,
    and accordingly set their plan into motion.
[20:11] Charlotte
    It's the logical conclusion.
[20:12] Charlotte
    And there can be no doubt that
    they're linked to the evil syndicate
SIGN    Student Council
SIGN    Hidden Student Council
SIGN    Hidden
SIGN    Evil Syndicate
SIGN    Villain
[20:16] Charlotte
    that shakes the royal capital!
[20:19] Flay
    And what if they are?
[20:21] Flay
    No matter the foe, they stand
    no chance before Lord Haruto.
[20:24] Charlotte
    That may be, but since we don't
    know where they could be hiding,
[20:28] Charlotte
    it could end up being a burden.
[20:29] Flay
    That's true.
[20:30] Charlotte
    Which is why...
[20:32] Charlotte
    I believe that now is
    the time for us to act!
[20:36] Charlotte
    First, we infiltrate the academy.
[20:38] Charlotte
    Then we gather intelligence.
[20:40] Charlotte
    Finally, we expose those
    tied to the evil syndicate!
[20:44] Charlotte
    We have willingly gathered
    here for this very moment!
[20:48] Charlotte
    Let us all act as support
    for Haruto in his service!
[20:51] Charlotte
    Meeting of the Round Table, to arms!
[20:54] Flay
    Indeed. No objections here.
[20:56] Johnny
    Yes. All in service of my liege.
[20:59] Liza
    Lady Charlotte.
[21:00] Liza
    "Meeting of the Round Table"
    is what we call our meetings,
[21:03] Liza
    so we should come up with
    a name for our group.
[21:07] Charlotte
    Then we shall be known as Camelot.
[21:10] Group
    Yes.
[21:11] Charlotte
    Then, one more time...
[21:14] Charlotte
    Camelot, to arms!
[21:21] Haruto
    Infiltrating the academy?!
[21:23] Haruto
    Things are really moving along without me!
[21:26] Haruto
    Still, an evil syndicate, huh?
[21:29] Haruto
    From what Professor Tear
    said, it really does exist.

[21:33] Haruto
    And I can't shake the feeling
    that she's involved.

[21:37] Haruto
    I'll need to be diligent with monitoring,
[21:40] Haruto
    so that Char and the others
    can safely investigate.

[21:43] Haruto
    It's all so I can live a nice,
    quiet life in seclusion.

[21:50] Haruto
    So be it.
[21:51] Haruto
    Let's do it.