Season 1
- E1 - Alya Hides Her Feelings in Russian
- E2 - So Much For Childhood Friends
- E3 - And So They Met
- E4 - An Outpouring of Emotion
- E5 - Different People, Common Undercurrent
- E6 - A Kiss of the Indirect Variety
- E7 - A Storm Arrives
- E8 - Student Congress
- E9 - Rom-commy with a Chance of Hypnosis
- E10 - Birthday Party, Much Belated
- E11 - An Unexpected Curtain-Raiser
- E12 - Chin Up and Face Forward
E1 - Alya Hides Her Feelings in Russian
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SIGN Seirei Academy
[00:03] Girl1
Morning.
[00:04] Girl2
Morning!
[00:08] Girl1
Who is that? She's so pretty!
[00:10] Boy3
Check it out.
[00:11] Boy4
What? Whoa, it's Kujo-san.
[00:14] Boy4
Today's gonna be a good day.
SIGN Alisa Mikhailovna Kujo. Born to a Russian father.
Her grades are top of the school. She's also excellent at sports. Starting this year, she serves as the student council treasurer.
[00:21] Somegirl
She's so dreamy.
[00:25] Ando
Heya.
[00:27] Ando
Morning, Kujo-san. And what
a pleasant morning it is, wouldn't you say?
[00:31] Alya
Good morning.
[00:34] Ando
It's our first time talking, I think?
[00:36] Ando
I'm Ando, a second-year.
[00:38] Ando
Your sister has told me lots about you,
[00:41] Ando
and I've been wanting
to meet you because of it.
[00:44] Ando
What do you say to having lunch together today?
[00:48] Alya
No, thanks.
[00:51] Ando
You drive a hard bargain. In that case,
[00:54] Ando
could we exchange contact details at least?
[00:57] Alya
I'm afraid I must refuse.
I have absolutely zero interest in you.
[01:05] Alya
If that's all, I must be going now.
[01:09] Alya
Oh, one last thing.
[01:11] Alya
Your necklace is against school rules.
[01:17] Boy3
Whoa, she shot down Ando-senpai,
the most coveted guy in school, like nothing!
[01:21] Boy3
Talk about having high standards.
[01:25] Somegirl
Kujo-san's here.
[01:31] Alya
Morning, Kuze-kun.
[01:37] Alya
Morning, Kuze-kun.
Stayed up watching late-night anime again?
[01:41] Masachika
Oh, hey. Morning, Alya.
[01:43] Masachika
Yeah, something like that.
[01:46] Alya
You never learn, do you?
[01:48] Alya
You sacrifice sleep to watch your anime
[01:50] Alya
and then snooze through school.
What's the point?
[01:54] Masachika
Hey, the anime finished airing at 1 AM.
[01:57] Masachika
The episode discussion took longer.
[02:01] Alya
Discussion?
[02:02] Alya
Oh, like on Twitter?
[02:05] Masachika
Nah. An otaku buddy and I
talked about it for two hours on a call.
[02:09] Alya
Are you insane?
[02:11] Masachika
"Insane," eh? Let's think about it.
[02:14] Masachika
If professing my love for a particular work
with no regard for time or place
[02:19] Masachika
is the definition of insanity,
then I will gladly admit I am insane.
[02:23] Alya
I take it back. You're just plain stupid.
[02:27] Masachika
I see you're in rare form today.
[02:33] Alya
милашка.
[02:36] Alya
What?
[02:37] Masachika
Uh, did you say something?
[02:40] Alya
Nothing special.
[02:41] Alya
I just said you look pathetic.
[02:43] Masachika
Well, excuse me.
SIGN Time
SIGN °School Store and Cafeteria open (12:30 - 13:20)
SIGN Short Homeroom & Cleaning
SIGN Monday
ENG Comm. I
Geography A
Intro Chem.
Math A
Art
Gen.
SIGN Tuesday
Intro Home Ec.
Intro Home Ec.
Phys. Ed.
Social Studies
Intro Phys.
JPN Gen.
SIGN Wednesday
Intro Chem
JPN Gen.
ENG Comm. I
Math I
ENG Expr. I
Long Homeroom
SIGN Thursday
Geography A
JPN Gen.
IT A
IT A
Phys Ed.
SIGN Friday
ENG Expr. I
Class Lit.
Phys Ed.
Math I
Intro Physics
Math A
SIGN Saturday
JPN Gen.
Math I
Art
Health & Phys.
SIGN Period
Homeroom
1st
2nd
3rd
4th
Lunch Break
5th
6th
HR & Cleaning
[02:46] Masachika
Huh?
[02:47] Alya
What's wrong?
[02:48] Masachika
Oh, man.
[02:50] Masachika
Sorry, Alya, can I see your
chemistry workbook?
[02:54] Alya
What, you forgot again?
[02:56] Masachika
Yeah, I probably left it at home.
[03:00] Alya
Sure, I guess.
[03:01] Masachika
Thanks!
[03:11] Chemteach
Iron. Cobalt.
SIGN Chromium
Manganese
Iron
Cobalt
[03:13] Chemteach
What comes next?
[03:18] Chemteach
Oh, do you know the answer, Kuze?
[03:20] Masachika
Huh? Uh...
[03:24] Masachika
Sorry about that.
SIGN Chromium
Manganese
Iron
Cobalt
[03:27] Chemteach
If you know, then tell the class.
[03:29] Masachika
O-Okay.
[03:32] Masachika
Wait, what question are we even on?
SIGN Copper
[03:39] Masachika
It's 2! Copper!
[03:40] Chemteach
Wrong.
[03:41] Chemteach
Your turn, Kujo.
[03:43] Alya
Yes, sir.
[03:45] Alya
It's 8. Nickel.
[03:47] Chemteach
Correct.
[03:48] Chemteach
Try to pay attention in class, Kuze.
[03:52] Masachika
Yes, sir.
SIGN Manganese
Iron
Cobalt
Nickel
[03:55] Masachika
Don't just give me the wrong answer!
[03:58] Alya
I was simply pointing out
which question we were on.
[04:01] Masachika
Yeah, right!
[04:03] Masachika
You were clearly pointing
at the second choice!
[04:05] Alya
Lies and slander.
[04:09] Masachika
Try to be a little less obvious!
[04:11] Alya
милашка.
[04:14] Masachika
What was that?
[04:16] Alya
I called you stupid.
[04:22] (Flashback) Alya
милашка.
[04:25] Alya
милашка.
SIGN You cutie, you.
[04:27] Masachika
What do you mean*, cutie?!
[04:29] Masachika
You said that before, too!
[04:31] Masachika
I can understand you, you know!
SIGN Look at you. You're red as a baby.
[04:41] Masachika
Who're you calling a baby? You little...
SIGN Sometimes
SIGN in Russian
SIGN Hides Her
SIGN Feelings
SIGN Alya Sometimes Hides
Her Feelings in Russian
[06:15] Masachika
As a kid, I often played with a Russian girl*
who lived near my grandpa's place.
SIGN Episode 1
SIGN Alya Hides Her Feelings in Russian
[06:22] Masachika
I must've picked it up then.
[06:24] Masachika
And I can still pretty much
understand spoken Russian.
[06:28] Masachika
But who woulda thought
it'd lead to this bizarre situation?
[06:32] Masachika
This cute Russian girl next to me fawns
over me exclusively in Russian, and I know!
[06:40] Masachika
If I came out and admitted it now...
[06:48] Masachika
Nope, not happening.
[06:56] Alya
Outside of emergencies and cases
where they're needed for reference,
[06:59] Alya
the use of mobile phones
is banned within school grounds.
[07:01] Masachika
Which means this is allowed,
because this is an emergency.
[07:06] Alya
I'm going to ask you against
my better judgment: how, exactly?
[07:09] Masachika
Free rolls end in ten minutes.
[07:13] Alya
You have some nerve, pulling this stunt
beside a student council officer.
[07:17] Masachika
Let's go! SSR Tsukuyomi is mine!
[07:20] Alya
I'm taking that!
[07:21] Masachika
No!
[07:23] Alya
Tsukuyomi? Like, the goddess
of the moon in Japanese mythology?
[07:28] Alya
Why is her hair silver and not jet black?
[07:31] Masachika
Who knows? Probably a nod to the moon.
[07:33] Masachika
Who cares about that, anyway? She's cute.
[07:37] Masachika
You are too kind, milady!
[07:41] Masachika
Man, I really rolled Tsukuyomi-sama.
SIGN I have silver hair too, you know... You cheater.
[07:52] Masachika
Uh, what was that?
[07:53] Alya
I called you a game junkie.
[07:57] Masachika
Hey, them's fighting words.
[08:00] Alya
Wh-What?
[08:02] Masachika
You can't call me a junkie when I'm F2P.
[08:05] Masachika
That's an affront to
the true junkies: the P2W whales.
[08:12] Alya
You make a good point. Nobody would
want to be put in the same category as you.
[08:16] Masachika
Savage!
[08:19] Alya
And here I thought you actually looked
serious and committed for once.
[08:22] Masachika
Now, now. Commitment is my middle name,
and that's an understatement.
[08:27] Alya
It's the overstatement of the century.
[08:30] Masachika
You do realize we have
another 80 years to go?
[08:35] Takeshi
Gwargh! I wanna be a hit with the ladies!
[08:40] Hikaru
What are you eating, Masachika?
[08:42] Masachika
Super spicy mapo ramen.
[08:43] Takeshi
Hey! Don't ignore my soulful plea!
[08:47] Hikaru
I figured it was
just the usual outburst.
[08:49] Takeshi
Oh, great. Check out Mr. Hot Stuff over here.
[08:52] Boy
Look, it's the student council!
SIGN Alisa Mikhailovna Kujo
Student Council Treasurer
[08:55] Alya
We got here late. Are there any seats open?
SIGN Mariya Mikhailovna Kujo
Student Council Secretary
[08:59] Mariya
It's okay. I'll eat over there
with my classmates.
SIGN Suou Yuki
Student Council Spokesperson
[09:04] Yuki
Thank you for your
consideration, Masha-senpai.
[09:08] Hikaru
The Kujo sisters are both so pretty.
[09:12] Takeshi
Kujo-senpai is so pretty.
I'd love to get to know all about her.
[09:17] Hikaru
I hear she's got a boyfriend, though.
[09:20] Masachika
Huh.
[09:21] Hikaru
She keeps turning down boys who ask her out,
saying she's already dating someone.
[09:27] Masachika
Taken or not, Takeshi's still got no shot.
[09:30] Takeshi
Shut it! Don't get a big head
just 'cause you're friends with Lady Alya!
[09:34] Takeshi
Guh, I hate you.
[09:37] Takeshi
How come you get to address
that ice queen with her nickname?
[09:42] Masachika
It's cool, I guess.
[09:45] Masachika
But she does keep snapping at me.
[09:48] Takeshi
Hey, it's better than getting no response.
[09:50] Takeshi
She basically never talks to anyone else.
[09:53] Masachika
Guess that's what sitting next to her
for more than a year gets you.
[09:57] Takeshi
If I had to shoot my shot with one
of those three, it'd have to be Suou-san.
[10:01] Takeshi
She's approachable, unlike Lady Alya,
so it feels like she's gettable!
[10:05] Takeshi
Not that she isn't out of
most guys' league, of course.
[10:08] Hikaru
Is she gettable, though? Apparently
she's turned down more guys than Kujo-san.
[10:14] Takeshi
That's the problem.
[10:17] Takeshi
She is a rich girl, so maybe she's
already been promised to someone?
[10:20] Takeshi
You know anything, Masachika?
[10:22] Masachika
Why ask me?
[10:23] Takeshi
Isn't that obvious?
[10:37] Yuki
May I sit here, Masachika-kun?
[10:42] Masachika
Sure, go ahead.
[10:45] Masachika
You guys okay with that?
[10:46] Takeshi
Y-Y-Yeah.
[10:48] Hikaru
Totally.
[10:49] Yuki
Thank you kindly.
[10:52] Yuki
I see you ordered
the same thing, Masachika-kun.
[10:56] Takeshi
It's surprising that you have
a taste for that stuff too, Suou-san.
[11:00] Yuki
Oh, you needn't be so formal.
[11:03] Yuki
We're in the same year.
[11:04] Takeshi
Well, if you say so.
[11:07] Yuki
And yes, of course I eat ramen.
[11:10] Yuki
I often go out to eat some on days off.
[11:14] Takeshi
W-Wow.
[11:22] Yuki
This is lovely, though I do think
it could stand to be a bit spicier.
[11:27] Masachika
Right?
[11:28] Masachika
Wish we could top it with some chili oil.
[11:31] Yuki
It might be a good idea to
bring it up with the student council.
[11:35] Masachika
Don't bring your personal preferences
into admin matters.
[11:38] Yuki
I was simply joking.
[11:42] Alya
Are you two friends?
[11:44] Yuki
We've known each other since we were kids.
[11:47] Alya
You have?
[11:49] Yuki
Indeed. We've gone to school together
all the way from preschool to now.
[11:53] Alya
Really?
[11:55] Masachika
Actually, are you two friends?
[11:58] Yuki
I suppose you could say it's a process.
[12:01] Yuki
If nothing else, I do want
to be friends with Alisa-san.
[12:08] Alya
I don't think being friends
with me will be any fun.
[12:12] Yuki
So, you aren't entirely opposed to the idea?
[12:20] Alya
I guess not.
[12:23] Takeshi
Well, we're done here.
[12:26] Hikaru
See you.
[12:28] Masachika
Okay?
[12:29] Takeshi
They're too shiny for me. I can't!
[12:36] Yuki
By the way...
[12:39] Yuki
Masachika-kun, have you considered
my offer to join the student council?
[12:44] Masachika
Like I've said over and over,
I'm not interested.
[12:47] Yuki
I think you would be a great fit
with Alisa-san and myself.
[12:52] Yuki
And what's more,
[12:53] Yuki
you have experience as
student council vice president.
[12:55] Alya
What?
[12:57] Yuki
When we were in middle school,
I was president and he was vice president.
[13:02] Alya
Really?
[13:04] Masachika
I only ran because Yuki asked me to.
[13:07] Masachika
Elections at our school required
each candidate to have a running mate.
[13:14] Yuki
It may come as a surprise to you,
[13:18] Yuki
but he is capable of getting
things done, believe it or not.
[13:22] Masachika
Uh, "believe it or not"?
[13:25] Yuki
That's right.
SIGN You don't have to tell me. I know that already.
SIGN Oshiruko
[13:35] Alya
So, you two are close, huh?
[13:37] Masachika
Surprised?
[13:38] Alya
I very much am.
[13:39] Alya
I never imagined that any girl
would want to be friends with you.
[13:42] Masachika
Huh? Excuse me?
[13:44] Alya
What?
[13:45] Masachika
Uh, I just mean...
[13:48] Masachika
There's one right here?
[13:51] Alya
Wait, are we friends?
[13:53] Masachika
Huh? Are we not?
[13:56] Alya
No, you're right. We are friends.
[13:59] Masachika
Hey, where are you going?
[14:01] Alya
I remembered something
I had to do at the student council office.
[14:06] Masachika
What's with her?
SIGN Hey!
SIGN Masachka!
SIGN Again, it's Masachika.
SIGN Hehe.
SIGN Come up here, Masachka!
SIGN Look at this beautiful sunset.
SIGN Yeah, it's very p... p...
SIGN Pretty.
SIGN Very pretty.
SIGN See you tomorrow, Masachka.
SIGN Yeah, see you.
[15:08] Masachika
I studied Russian like crazy
because I wanted to talk to her,
[15:14] Masachika
but I don't even remember her name.
[15:20] Masachika
Top of the morning to you!
SIGN Day Duty:
Kujo/Kuze
SIGN Day Duty:
Kujo/Kuze
[15:36] Masachika
Perfect, if I do say so myself.
[15:41] Masachika
Hey, morning.
[15:43] Alya
Morning, Kuze-kun.
[15:45] Masachika
I woke up real early this morning
[15:48] Masachika
and had nothing to do,
so I came in early and took care of some things.
[15:51] Alya
You? Waking up early?
[15:53] Alya
Hell must've frozen over.
[15:56] Masachika
You sure do know
how to pick the most biting remarks.
[16:01] Alya
I'll wipe the blackboard in the morning.
[16:04] Masachika
Deal.
[16:06] Masachika
What happened there?
Did you step in a puddle or something?
[16:10] Alya
No. I'm not like you.
[16:13] Masachika
Are you implying I'm a chronic spacer-outer?
[16:18] Alya
Rest assured, I wasn't.
[16:21] Alya
A truck splash-and-dashed me on the way here.
[16:23] Masachika
Oh, way to put a damper on things.
[16:26] Alya
Well, it was partly my fault
for walking so close to the road.
[16:31] Alya
And I have some spare socks, so I'll live.
[16:36] Alya
Kuze-kun.
[16:37] Alya
You were a student council officer
with Suou-san in middle school, right?
[16:42] Masachika
Hmm? Yeah, I was.
[16:44] Alya
Huh.
[16:48] Alya
Say, Kuze-kun.
[16:49] Masachika
Yeah?
[16:50] Alya
Are you not willing to be
part of the student council?
[16:52] Masachika
Not you, too.
[16:54] Alya
Answer me.
[16:57] Masachika
Yeah. I'm not interested in joining.
[17:01] Alya
But what if I...
[17:05] Alya
Nothing. Never mind.
[17:24] Alya
Hey, could you grab a spare sock
for me from my locker?
[17:28] Masachika
Wha?
[17:29] Alya
I can't go get it myself
now that I've taken it off.
[17:33] Alya
Get to it.
[17:36] Masachika
Fine.
[17:40] Masachika
I'm opening it.
[17:45] Masachika
Here.
[17:46] Alya
Put it on for me.
[17:47] Masachika
Wha?!
[17:48] Alya
What's wrong?
[17:49] Masachika
Do you have to ask?
What's wrong with you?!
[17:53] Alya
As thanks for grabbing my sock for me.
[17:55] Alya
It would be a nice little treat for you, no?
[17:58] Masachika
That only holds true for a small set
of people with peculiar taste.
[18:01] Alya
Oh, am I wrong?
[18:02] Masachika
Nope! Very much a treat!
SIGN It is for me, too.
[18:08] Masachika
Y'know, I've been wondering.
[18:10] Masachika
Why are her displays of affection
for me in Russian so weird?
[18:13] Masachika
Maybe her perfectionism in playing
her ideal self is stressing her out,
[18:18] Masachika
and she's using me as a release or something?
[18:22] Masachika
So she's mentally exposing herself...
[18:24] Masachika
Wait, she's an exhibitionist?
[18:26] Alya
What?
[18:27] Masachika
Oh, just thinking about what you said.
[18:31] Alya
Not much.
[18:32] Alya
I just called you a coward.
[18:35] Alya
Forget it. I'll put it on myself.
[18:38] Masachika
Nah, no need for that.
[18:42] Alya
Hey, wait! Wh-What are you doing?!
[18:44] Masachika
What? Putting it on for you, as you requested.
[18:46] Alya
I did, but...
[18:49] Masachika
You called me a coward,
and I'm not about to take that lying down.
[18:55] Alya
Hey, wait! I'm...
[18:57] Alya
I'm not ready for this!
[19:01] Masachika
H-Hey, stop squirming.
[19:06] Alya
Easy for you to say!
[19:11] Alya
Watch your hands!
[19:17] Masachika
Ow!
[19:18] Masachika
Ouch...
SIGN "Big news, sister of mine."
SIGN
"What is it, beloved brother of mine?"
SIGN "Stay calm and hear me out. I..."
SIGN
"Gulp."
SIGN "I... may have a thing for legs."
SIGN
"What... you say?!"
SIGN
"I thought you were a
card-carrying member of
the planet of the baps!"
SIGN "As did I... Curses! Never did I think
I would fall prey to such proclivities!"
SIGN
"Legs are lit. You go from the
plump thighs up top to the dainty
feet down below!"
SIGN "I knew you'd get it, sister of mine."
SIGN As did I... Curses! Never did I think
I would fall prey to such proclivities!
SIGN
Legs are lit. You go from the plump
thighs up top to the dainty feet down
below!
SIGN
I knew you'd get it, sister of mine.
SIGN
What is with this brain-dead convo?
[19:49] Masachika
Now, how do I solve the problem at hand?
[19:55] Masachika
Hey, Alya.
[19:57] Masachika
Alya!
[20:00] Alya
What is it, Kuze-kun?
[20:02] Masachika
Hey, so, I just wanted to say...
SIGN You leg-fetishist perv.
[20:09] Masachika
Could you forgive me already?
[20:13] Alya
Nah.
[20:14] Alya
I'm not mad anymore.
[20:18] Alya
And, uh, I'm sorry I kicked you.
[20:22] Alya
Are you okay?
[20:23] Masachika
Huh? Y-Yeah.
[20:26] Masachika
I'm fine, I think.
[20:28] Alya
Really?
[20:28] Alya
You didn't hurt your neck or anything?
[20:31] Masachika
Nah, don't worry about it!
[20:33] Masachika
If anything, I should thank you for
giving me a peek into the promised land!
[20:38] Alya
Huh?
[20:39] Masachika
Oops.
[20:39] Alya
You got... a peek?
[20:44] Alya
Wait, did you see my... p-pa...
[20:48] Masachika
Welp.
[20:50] Masachika
Thank you for the truly spectacular view!
SIGN I don't believe you! Die, stupid!
[21:02] Masachika
Hey, spare a thought for my neck!
[21:08] Masachika
Sorry! I took it a bit too far!
SIGN Shut up!
[21:20] Masachika
My bad!
[21:21] Alya
Stop chasing me!
[21:23] Masachika
Let's talk this out!
[21:25] Alya
There's nothing to talk about!
[21:33] Masachika
You sure do know
how to move, don't you?
SIGN 10 Minutes Later
[21:42] Masachika
You okay there?
[21:44] Alya
I would be, if you hadn't
chased me all over school.
[21:49] Masachika
Well, that's fair.
[21:52] Masachika
Anyway, you know...
[21:54] Masachika
I'm sorry. I apologize.
[21:58] Alya
I get it, okay?
[22:01] Alya
I'm not entirely blameless, either.
[22:06] Masachika
Milady, please accept this offering.
SIGN Oshiruko
[22:11] Alya
What are you playing at?
[22:14] Masachika
I present this to thee
as a humble peace offering.
[22:18] Alya
Drop the weird act.
[22:20] Masachika
I know you love your shiruko porridge.
You're always drinking it.
[22:27] Alya
I'll take it. I just happen
to be thirsty.
[22:31] Masachika
True that.
SIGN Want a sip?
[22:39] Masachika
An indirect kiss scene out of nowhere?!
[22:42] Masachika
So, what, if I say yes here, we can get
some mouth-to-can-to-mouth action?!
[22:48] Masachika
Wh-What was that?
SIGN Chickened
out
[22:50] Alya
I said, nothing beats a sweet drink
after a hard workout.
[22:54] Masachika
I think you meant to say "a cold drink."
SIGN He doesn't get any of this.
[23:05] Masachika
I heard what you said!
E2 - So Much For Childhood Friends
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[00:05] Masachika
Yuki, you here?
[00:07] Yuki
Oh, Masachika-kun. Thank you for coming.
[00:10] Masachika
No problem. What's this about?
[00:12] Yuki
You could start with some pleasantries.
[00:14] Yuki
How about, "Sorry, did you wait long?"
[00:18] Masachika
Sorry, did you wait long?
[00:20] Yuki
Yeah, you really kept me waiting!
[00:23] Alya
You two sure get along.
[00:25] Masachika
Didn't know you were here, Alya.
[00:27] Alya
I sure am. Sorry for being the third wheel.
[00:31] Masachika
Welp...
[00:33] Masachika
This jerk set me up.
[00:36] Masachika
So, you want me to help
sort out everything in storage?
[00:40] Yuki
Yes.
[00:42] Masachika
Hup.
[00:43] Yuki
Of course you'd be at home doing this.
[00:46] Masachika
I guess.
[00:47] Yuki
Could you help me out for a second here?
[00:51] Masachika
Hmm? Board games?
[00:56] Masachika
Here.
[00:57] Yuki
Thank you kindly.
[00:59] Masachika
I see cards, too.
[01:01] Yuki
We use these for school festival events.
[01:04] Yuki
I also happened to play during the new
student council's get-together the other day.
[01:09] Masachika
Huh. Who won, by the way?
[01:12] Yuki
Um... I suppose I was technically the winner...
[01:17] Masachika
Figures.
[01:18] Alya
Less chatting, more working.
[01:21] Masachika
Oops, sorry.
[01:22] Yuki
Pardon us, Alisa-san.
SIGN Give me attention, too.
SIGN Come to me. Come to me.
[01:37] Masachika
What is she thinking? Isn't that embarrassing?!
[01:42] Alya
I'm throwing myself at him, and he has no idea.
SIGN Come to me. Come to me.
SIGN Student Council Office
[01:56] Yuki
Great work, Masachika-kun.
[01:59] Alya
Thanks. You were a big help.
[02:00] Masachika
Sure.
[02:02] Toya
What, already done?
[02:05] Yuki
Yes.
[02:06] Yuki
Kuze-kun helped us out.
[02:08] Toya
Oh, so you're Kuze.
[02:11] Toya
I'm Kenzaki, the student council president.
SIGN Sometimes
SIGN in Russian
SIGN Hides Her
SIGN Feelings
SIGN Alya Sometimes Hides
Her Feelings in Russian
[03:45] Toya
I've heard lots about you and how talented you are.
SIGN Episode 2
SIGN So Much For Childhood Friends
[03:49] Masachika
Gee, thanks.
[03:51] Masachika
Yeah, he definitely has an aura about him.
[03:55] Masachika
No wonder he's our superstar president.
[03:58] Masachika
See you later, then.
[04:01] Toya
Hold up.
[04:03] Toya
I'd feel bad sending you off
empty-handed after all your help.
[04:06] Toya
Let me buy you dinner.
[04:09] Masachika
It's fine. Appreciate the thought, though.
[04:11] Yuki
Why not accept?
[04:13] Yuki
You won't have dinner ready for you
when you get home, anyway.
[04:17] Toya
Huh?
[04:18] Toya
How do you know what he has going on at home?
[04:21] Yuki
We go way back.
[04:24] Toya
Yeah?
[04:25] Toya
Perfect, then. You two join us,
Suou and Kujo Junior.
[04:30] Yuki
Thank you for offering.
[04:32] Alya
Very well.
[04:33] Masachika
Seriously?
[04:38] Toya
It's not like a casual diner costs much!
[04:41] Toya
Anyway, I'm impressed you finished so quickly.
[04:45] Toya
I was expecting it to take until tomorrow.
[04:48] Yuki
Masachika-kun's amazing.
[04:50] Yuki
He can handle physical labor
and paperwork like it's nothing,
[04:53] Yuki
and he's an expert emcee and negotiator.
[04:56] Masachika
Quit hyping me up.
[04:58] Toya
It's not often Suou goes
overboard with the praise.
[05:01] Toya
Kuze, any interest
in joining the student council?
[05:04] Masachika
Sorry, but I'm done with
student council work forever.
[05:08] Masachika
I had enough in middle school.
[05:10] Toya
Hmm. Being part of the student council
at our high school is certainly a lot of work,
[05:15] Toya
but it comes with its own benefits.
[05:17] Toya
If I may be blunt,
[05:19] Toya
it'll have a massive effect
on your recommendation.
[05:23] Masachika
Hate to break it to you,
but I'm not much of a go-getter.
[05:27] Yuki
Come on, please join us.
[05:29] Yuki
Let's run for office together again.
[05:32] Masachika
Don't suggest that so casually!
[05:34] Masachika
And heck, do you even need me?
You're a shoo-in to be the next president anyway.
[05:39] Yuki
But I want to run the
student council with you.
[05:43] Masachika
Nope! Can't be bothered!
[05:46] Toya
I must correct you, Kuze.
Suou is far from being a shoo-in.
[05:51] Toya
We have other candidates.
[05:53] Toya
Chief among them is Kujo Junior over here.
[05:57] Masachika
Alya?
[05:59] Alya
Yeah. I'll be running against
Suou-san next year.
[06:07] Waitress
Here's your order!
[06:11] All
Thanks for the meal.
[06:13] Toya
Sure.
[06:13] Toya
Suou and I are going this way.
[06:15] Toya
You walk Kujo Junior home, Kuze.
[06:18] Masachika
Sure.
[06:20] Masachika
Okay, shall we go?
[06:22] Alya
It's fine. You don't need to walk me.
[06:25] Masachika
You know that's not gonna fly.
[06:32] Masachika
Alya.
[06:33] Alya
What?
[06:35] Masachika
Are you really gonna run
for student council president?
[06:38] Alya
I am. I said as much earlier.
[06:42] Masachika
Huh...
[06:46] Alya
I'll be fine from here. Thanks.
[06:49] Masachika
Yeah?
[06:50] Alya
Bye.
[06:51] Masachika
Bye.
[07:12] Yuki
Welcome back.
[07:13] Yuki
Did you walk Alya-san home?
[07:15] Masachika
What're you doing here?
[07:17] Yuki
I'm staying here tonight.
[07:19] Masachika
News to me.
[07:20] Yuki
It's breaking now.
SIGN Teach Me How to Love 2
[07:22] Yuki
Ah, yes, an unknown hot guy
walking with the heroine.
[07:26] Yuki
Gotta be her brother.
Older, from the looks of it.
[07:29] Yuki
Man, that should be obvious.
[07:32] Yuki
Why won't the protag realize?
[07:35] Masachika
Uh, you're one to talk.
[07:36] Yuki
Huh?
[07:37] Masachika
You're one to talk when you're pretending
to be my childhood friend in school.
[07:41] Yuki
What? It's not a lie!
[07:44] Yuki
Do you even know what a childhood friend is?
[07:47] Masachika
Someone you got along with growing up, right?
[07:50] Yuki
Exactly!
[07:51] Yuki
That includes siblings!
[07:54] Yuki
"Childhood friend," "otaku buddy,"
and "sister" can all be true at the same time!
[07:59] Masachika
What a weird interpretation.
[08:01] Yuki
More like a big-brain interpretation
of constantly evolving language!
[08:08] Yuki
Whoa, timeout!
[08:11] Yuki
It really was the heroine's big bro with her.
[08:14] Masachika
Classic trope.
[08:16] Yuki
He's kissing the heroine now.
[08:17] Masachika
For real?!
[08:19] Yuki
For real.
[08:20] Yuki
Damn, we're getting some wincest.
[08:23] Masachika
Wait, hold on.
[08:25] Masachika
Think about it. They've gotta be
step-siblings or something.
[08:29] Yuki
You moron!
[08:31] Yuki
It's only good when they're blood-related!
SIGN Suou Yuki
SIGN Masachika's actual
little sister
[08:40] Masachika
Bwof!
[08:42] Yuki
Good morning, my brother.
[08:45] Masachika
It stopped being good a few seconds ago.
[08:48] Yuki
Come on, now. Your dearest little sister's
waking you up with love and warmth.
[08:53] Yuki
Rejoice.
[08:54] Masachika
Yeah, I'm not letting you spin this.
[08:56] Masachika
This is just DV.
[08:58] Yuki
DV? "Dear Venus"?
[09:00] Yuki
Aw, big bro, you love me so!
[09:04] Masachika
Domestic violence!
[09:08] Yuki
Fine, have it your way.
[09:10] Yuki
Next time, I'll hide under your bed
and grab your leg as you get out.
[09:15] Masachika
What are you even trying to be in life?
[09:18] Masachika
Yeesh. Get off already.
[09:21] Yuki
Why?
[09:22] Yuki
Getting a stiffy?
[09:23] Masachika
Die.
[09:25] Yuki
All right, rise and shine.
[09:27] Yuki
You have a date with your dearest little sis!
SIGN Animated Movie
SIGN Exciting Boogaloo
SIGN Space Girl Chii
[09:33] Masachika
Yeah, that was pretty good.
[09:36] Yuki
So good.
[09:38] Yuki
The movie-exclusive relationship moments
that are never in the TV show...
[09:41] Yuki
So good!
[09:42] Yuki
Okay, time to rewatch!
[09:45] Masachika
Yeah, no! We're supposed to go shopping!
[09:46] Yuki
Unhand me! The movie is calling my name!
[09:47] Masachika
Whoa! Quit lining up for tickets!
[09:52] Yuki
I've been wanting a new summery dress.
[09:56] Yuki
But I'm about to go broke buying merch.
[10:00] Masachika
Ouch! This is 15,000 yen?!
[10:03] Yuki
Women's fashion costs a lot
for every inch of fabric.
[10:07] Masachika
You don't say.
[10:09] Masachika
As an aside, sister of mine.
[10:11] Yuki
What is it, beloved brother of mine?
[10:13] Masachika
Is it just me who's been seeing a silver
something in the corner of my eye?
[10:18] Yuki
Not just you, my brother.
[10:21] Masachika
Figures.
[10:23] Masachika
You've undone your ponytail and
switched to prim-and-proper rich girl mode.
[10:28] Yuki
I noticed a long time before you did, bro.
[10:32] Masachika
Really? When?
[10:33] Yuki
Pretty soon after we came down to this floor.
[10:36] Masachika
That long ago? I'm impressed.
[10:39] Yuki
Hmph. I possess a hyper sixth sense
for detecting the gaze of people I know.
[10:44] Masachika
Seriously?
[10:45] Masachika
Doesn't saying that make you cringe?
[10:48] Yuki
I'm cringing hard.
[10:50] Masachika
Nothing to be smug about!
[10:52] Masachika
Now, how do I solve this problem at hand?
[10:54] Yuki
My, Alisa-san?
[10:56] Masachika
Sister of mine!
[11:00] Masachika
Hey, it's Alya. What a coincidence.
[11:06] Alya
Y-Yes, quite the coincidence.
[11:08] Alya
I spotted you two a few moments ago,
but I couldn't find the right time to say hi.
[11:14] Masachika
"Few moments ago," my ass.
[11:14] Yuki
"Few moments ago," my foot.
[11:17] Yuki
What brings you here, Alisa-san?
[11:20] Alya
Oh, clothes shopping.
[11:22] Yuki
Is that so? Have you had lunch already?
[11:25] Alya
No, not yet.
[11:27] Yuki
In that case, would you like to
join us? We're about to—
[11:31] Masachika
Hold up! Are you thinking of
taking Alya to that restaurant?
[11:35] Yuki
Is that a problem?
[11:37] Yuki
You were looking forward to it.
[11:40] Masachika
It's clearly a problem!
[11:42] Masachika
We should go somewhere else
if we're taking Alya.
[11:44] Alya
What? What's the problem?
[11:47] Yuki
Do you dislike spicy food?
[11:51] Alisa
Spicy food?
SIGN Pon Curry
Mild
[11:53] Alisa
No, I don't particularly.
SIGN Pon Curry
Mild
[11:55] Yuki
We were about to go to a restaurant
that serves spicy ramen.
[11:59] Yuki
If you don't dislike spicy food, join us.
[12:02] Masachika
Stop downplaying it.
[12:04] Masachika
Alya, let me be straight with you.
[12:07] Masachika
It's not just spicy. That place
serves super spicy ramen.
[12:10] Alya
I'll go.
[12:11] Masachika
You don't have to come with us
if you don't want to.
[12:13] Alya
What, do you have
a problem with my presence?
[12:16] Masachika
That's not what I mean.
SIGN Hell's
Cauldron
SIGN Hell's Cauldron
[12:22] Alya
Is this it?
[12:24] Yuki
It is.
[12:25] Alya
It's called Hell's Cauldron?
[12:28] Alya
You said it's a ramen place, right?
[12:30] Yuki
It very much is.
[12:31] Alya
Why does it have "hell" in the name?
[12:34] Yuki
Rest assured, it's in all
the dishes' names, too.
[12:38] Alya
That so?
[12:40] Masachika
Having second thoughts?
[12:41] Alya
Of course not!
[12:43] Alya
I simply needed a moment
to process how unique this place is.
[12:47] Masachika
I see.
[12:49] Waiter
Welcome!
[12:51] Waiter
Table for three? This way, please.
SIGN Hell's Cauldron
SIGN Our trademark three stages of hell
SIGN Pool of
Blood Hell
SIGN Our most popular offering
SIGN Pincushion
Hell
SIGN Piercing heat
SIGN Infinite Hell
SIGN Makes even the demons of hell squirm
[12:56] Alya
I have no idea what any of this means.
[12:58] Masachika
Yep.
[12:59] Yuki
Pool of Blood Hell is a ramen
with bright-red soup.
[13:03] Yuki
It has the least heat on this menu.
[13:05] Yuki
Pincushion Hell is so hot,
[13:07] Yuki
it feels like your tongue is being
pierced by countless needles.
[13:12] Alya
What's this "Infinite Hell" at the bottom?
[13:15] Yuki
Apparently, it's so spicy that your entire
mouth just goes completely numb.
[13:20] Masachika
I think I'll go with Pool of Blood Hell.
[13:23] Masachika
Can't get too adventurous with your order
when it's your first time at a restaurant.
[13:27] Alya
R-Right. It's good to start with the basics.
[13:31] Yuki
Are you both ordering that?
[13:34] Yuki
In that case, I'll have the same thing myself.
[13:38] Waiter
Three Pools of Blood for Table 5!
[13:44] Alya
You're dressed quite
boyishly today, Suou-san.
[13:49] Alya
It caught me by surprise.
[13:51] Yuki
It is a day off, so I went with this for
a change of pace in my private time.
[13:55] Alya
Yeah? "Private time," huh?
[14:00] Yuki
You see, I was in bed
with Masachika-kun this morning.
[14:04] Alya
In bed... with him?
[14:07] Yuki
Yes. And because I wanted to wear
something different today,
[14:13] Yuki
I asked him to let me borrow this shirt.
[14:16] Alya
What's the meaning of this?
[14:18] Masachika
Wait, she just showed up at my place,
[14:20] Masachika
entered my room, and jumped
in my bed all by herself, believe me!
[14:23] Alya
Oh, really?
[14:25] Masachika
Not buying it, huh?
[14:26] Waiter
Here's your order.
Three Pools of Blood.
[14:33] Masachika
Here we go.
[14:35] Yuki
Let's dig in before it gets soggy.
[14:37] Masachika
Yeah.
[14:39] Alya
R-Right...
[15:03] Masachika
You okay there, Alya?
[15:06] Alya
Yeah, this is very good.
[15:13] Masachika
Oh, this is great.
[15:14] Yuki
Isn't it? The chilies accentuate
the ingredients very well.
SIGN Help, it hurts.
[15:23] Masachika
Seriously, Alya, you don't have to
push yourself.
[15:26] Alya
What are you talking about? I said it's good.
[15:28] Masachika
Uh, you said "it hurts."
SIGN I can't...
SIGN Mama...
[15:41] Masachika
Alya—
[15:41] Yuki
How do you like it, Alisa-san?
[15:44] Alisa
This is delicious.
[15:46] Yuki
That's great. I'm so happy to hear that
you enjoy super spicy food, too.
[15:51] Yuki
At this restaurant,
[15:52] Yuki
you can use this Devil's Tear seasoning
to make your food even spicier.
[15:56] Yuki
Would you like to try it?
[15:58] Masachika
Hey, Yuki...
[16:02] Masachika
She's doing this on purpose!
[16:05] Alya
Y-Yeah, I think I will.
[16:08] Masachika
Wait, Alya. You should really rethink this.
[16:11] Alya
One little drop won't kill me.
[16:32] Masachika
You alive, Alya?
[16:36] Alya
Where's Suou-san?
[16:39] Masachika
She ran off, saying she had something to buy.
[16:42] Alya
Oh.
[16:43] Masachika
You okay?
[16:45] Alya
What do you mean?
[16:46] Masachika
You know what I mean.
[16:50] Masachika
Want some ice cream?
[16:53] Alya
I do.
[17:03] Girl
Mom, I want chocolate!
[17:08] Masachika
Say, Alya.
[17:09] Alya
What?
[17:10] Masachika
Why do you wanna be
student council president?
[17:13] Alya
Because I want to.
[17:17] Alya
Do I really need a reason to aim higher?
[17:24] Masachika
Do you have a running mate?
[17:26] Alya
I don't.
[17:27] Alya
But that won't be a problem.
I don't need anyone.
[17:31] Masachika
Uh, that's not how it works.
The rules say you have to run as a pair.
[17:37] Alya
I just need a vice president on paper, right?
[17:41] Alya
I'll try to find some
random person to support me.
[17:44] Masachika
Yeah?
SIGN If only you would...
[17:56] (Flashback) Sayaka
Dad...
[17:58] (Flashback) Sayaka
Mom... I'm sorry.
[18:00] (Flashback) Sayaka
I'm so sorry!
[18:10] Alya
Kuze-kun, do you have any plans after this?
[18:13] Masachika
Nah, not really.
[18:15] Alya
What about Suou-san?
[18:16] Masachika
I mean, we could just meet up later.
[18:20] Alya
Yeah?
[18:21] Alya
Then come help me out.
[18:23] Masachika
With what?
[18:25] Masachika
Oh, you did say you wanted to shop for clothes.
[18:27] Alya
That's right.
[18:28] Masachika
You sure about that?
[18:30] Masachika
A dude helping a girl pick out clothes?
That kinda implies a close relationship.
[18:36] Alya
Really?
[18:38] Masachika
Oh...
[18:40] Masachika
Alya doesn't have friends
to go clothes shopping with.
[18:43] Masachika
So she doesn't get how it all works.
[18:46] Masachika
Yeah, let me help.
[18:49] Alya
What's gotten into you?
[18:51] Masachika
We're friends, after all.
[18:53] Alya
Something about that
doesn't sit right.
[18:57] Masachika
Don't worry about it.
[19:00] Alya
Why'd he suddenly start being nice to me?
[19:04] Alya
Wait, does he think I don't stand
a chance of becoming president?
[19:08] Alya
Stuff your pity!
[19:13] Alya
Okay, I'll go change! Tell me what you think!
[19:16] Masachika
You got it.
[19:17] Alya
I'll blow his mind with my fashion show
and show him who's boss!
[19:23] Alya
Wait a second. He might hear me
changing outside.
[19:28] Alya
Kuze-kun! Move farther away!
[19:31] Masachika
Gotcha.
[19:50] Alya
Yes, I look nice, if I do say so myself.
[19:53] Alya
All right!
[19:56] Alya
What if he doesn't react?
[19:59] Masachika
Oh, it's fine, I guess.
[20:02] Alya
Hmph! Try it,
and I'll slap your mouth off!
[20:09] Alya
What do you say?
[20:10] Staff
Wow, so pretty!
[20:13] Masachika
Oh, you look great.
[20:16] Masachika
That outfit ups your elegance and femininity
[20:19] Masachika
and makes you look even prettier than usual.
[20:23] Alya
Oh, really?
[20:24] Masachika
Yeah.
[20:25] Alya
Okay, next.
[20:28] Alya
Huh? What was that?!
[20:30] Alya
He praised the heck out of me!
[20:33] Masachika
I can't! I can't handle this embarrassment!
[20:36] Masachika
How does she do this all the time?!
[20:39] Customer1
Teenage couple?
[20:41] Customer2
How cute.
[20:42] Alya
He said I was pretty...
[20:44] Alya
He said I was pretty!
[20:52] Alya
I didn't know he had it in him
to compliment a girl right.
[20:55] Alya
I'm impressed.
[20:57] Alya
He's kind of... used to it?
[21:04] Alya
Her outfit today was pretty boyish.
[21:08] Alya
What do you say about this?
[21:10] Masachika
Now you look really cool.
[21:14] Masachika
You're more hot than cute,
so I think it suits you.
[21:20] Alya
O-Oh?
[21:21] Alya
You think? Thanks.
[21:23] Alya
Okay, next.
[21:26] Masachika
Wow, that's lovely!
[21:29] Masachika
Sexy suits you, too.
[21:31] Masachika
Pretty.
[21:33] Masachika
So pretty!
[21:34] Masachika
You're so pretty.
SIGN Pretty
Pretty
Pretty
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Pretty
Pretty
SIGN Pretty
Pretty
Pretty
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Pretty
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Pretty
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[21:36] Alya
Wow, this feels so good!
[21:41] Alya
What next?
[21:44] Alya
What next?
[21:49] Alya
This may be a little too revealing.
[21:52] Alya
But I'm sure Kuze-kun will like it.
[21:58] Alya
How about this one?
[22:06] Yuki
Wow, Alisa-san, you're so daring.
[22:09] Masachika
Yep.
SIGN I wanna disappear.
[22:20] Yuki
What'd she say?
[22:22] Masachika
She wants to disappear, apparently.
[22:24] Yuki
Hah, what a big baby.
[22:27] Masachika
Who're you supposed to be?
[22:37] Masachika
See you Monday, Alya.
[22:41] Yuki
Today was fun. We should hang out again.
[22:44] Alya
Yeah, we should. Bye.
[22:52] Alya
What was I thinking with that skimpy skirt?
[22:55] Alya
They must think I'm a skank!
[23:01] Alya
Wait, why'd they get off at the same station?
[23:05] Alya
Huh?
[23:06] Alya
Huh?
[23:07] Alya
What?!
E3 - And So They Met
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SIGN Sometimes
SIGN in Russian
SIGN Hides Her
SIGN Feelings
SIGN Alya Sometimes Hides
Her Feelings in Russian
SIGN Episode 3
SIGN And So They Met
[01:32] Alya
I'm back.
[01:33] Masha
Welcome home, Alya-chan!
[01:37] Masha
Hug.
[01:40] Alya
I'm home, Masha.
[01:42] Masha
Come on! I told you to
call me Onee-chan in Japan!
[01:46] Alya
No, not after all this time.
[01:48] Masha
Boo, you meanie!
[01:54] Masha
You seem kinda down.
[01:56] Masha
Did something happen?
[01:58] Alya
No? Not really.
[02:01] Masha
Lies. You can't deceive my eyes.
[02:04] Masha
Tell me, what happened?
[02:07] Alya
It's really not a big deal.
[02:10] Alya
I just met Kuze-kun
and his childhood friend. That's all.
[02:15] Masha
Ah, him.
[02:16] Alya
What?
[02:17] Masha
You just get really
worked up when it comes to him.
[02:27] Masha
I see.
[02:29] Masha
Finally, a boy who can move
your heart has showed up, huh?
[02:34] Alya
What's that mean?
[02:36] Masha
You like this Kuze-kun, don't you?
[02:39] Alya
I don't know what gave you that silly idea,
[02:42] Alya
but he and I aren't like that.
[02:45] Alya
We are, uh...
[02:48] Alya
Right, we are friends.
[02:51] Masha
Oh, yeah? How did you become friends, though?
[02:54] Masha
I know you hate indifferent slackers.
[03:00] Alya
Well, yeah...
SIGN 6 Years Ago
SIGN Vladivostok
SIGN Split up into groups
SIGN and write a report on local businesses.
SIGN The group with the best report
SIGN will receive a prize!
SIGN So, I'll handle the clothes boutique and the bakery.
SIGN Alya, you visit the florist and the butcher.
SIGN Okay, got it.
SIGN If I'm in it,
SIGN I'm in it to win.
SIGN Excuse me!
SIGN Hey, missy. On an errand?
SIGN No, this is schoolwork.
SIGN We have to look into local businesses
SIGN and find out about
SIGN what their work involves.
SIGN Oh, this is the place.
SIGN Excuse me!
SIGN The assignment?
SIGN Oh, sorry. Haven't started yet.
SIGN What?
SIGN But why?
SIGN Writing up the report takes time, so we need to hurry.
SIGN There's still a week left. We'll be fine.
SIGN No, we won't!
SIGN Besides, this is easy.
SIGN A clothes boutique sells clothes, a bakery sells bread.
SIGN Right?
SIGN Whoa, she's writing up whole essays!
SIGN You gotta chill out, girl.
SIGN Alya, will we have to recite all of this?
SIGN Why won't you take this seriously?
SIGN If you got such a problem with us, you can do this alone!
SIGN We won't win if we don't put in the effort!
SIGN H-Hey!
SIGN S-Stop! Knock it off!
SIGN For the group assignment,
SIGN the best report belongs to...
SIGN Group B!
SIGN Yeah! Hooray!
[05:22] Alya
If only the others
had taken it as seriously...
[05:26] Alya
No, that's not it.
[05:28] Alya
I was wrong to expect anything from them.
[05:32] Alya
I feel like nobody is ever as driven as I am.
[05:41] Alya
If that's the case,
[05:43] Alya
then I'll just do everything all by myself!
[06:02] (Flashback) Girl3
Hey, hey.
[06:03] (Flashback) Girl3
Is it true you passed
that crazy difficult transfer exam?
[06:07] (Flashback) Alya
Y-Yeah, I guess I did.
[06:09] (Flashback) Boy2
Your Japanese is great, Kujo-san.
[06:11] (Flashback) Boy2
Have you lived in Japan before?
[06:13] (Flashback) Alya
Yes, I lived here until five years ago.
[06:17] (Flashback) Girl3
Talk to you later, Kujo-san!
[06:24] (Flashback) Alya
He slept through that racket?
[06:27] (Flashback) Alya
Hey, the warning bell's ringing.
[06:32] (Flashback) Masachika
Oh, you the transfer student who did
that speech at the opening ceremony?
[06:37] (Flashback) Alya
Yes, that's me.
[06:39] (Flashback) Alya
I'm Alisa Mikhailovna Kujo. Nice to meet you.
[06:43] (Flashback) Masachika
Hi. I'm Kuze Masachika.
[06:46] (Flashback) Masachika
Nice to meet you too...
[06:50] (Flashback) Masachika
Oh?
[06:50] (Flashback) Masachika
Heya, Hikaru. Didn't know
you were in this class.
[06:53] (Flashback) Hikaru
I am.
[06:54] (Flashback) Hikaru
Takeshi's here too, by the way.
[06:57] (Flashback) Masachika
So he is.
SIGN Science
[07:02] (Flashback) Masachika
Crap, I forgot my textbook.
[07:04] (Flashback) Masachika
Sorry. Hikaru, Show me yours.
[07:06] (Flashback) Hikaru
Sure.
SIGN Science
SIGN P.E.
[07:12] (Flashback) Girl3
That was rough, huh?
[07:14] (Flashback) Girl2
I know, right?
[07:15] Alya
Wha...
SIGN P.E.
SIGN Math
[07:21] Alya
I guess slackers are everywhere,
even in prestigious schools like this one.
SIGN School Festival starts in 14 days!
Haunted House
Confirmed!
[07:35] (Flashback) Takeshi
Uh...
[07:37] (Flashback) Takeshi
We're gonna need shutters to make the paths.
[07:39] (Flashback) Hikaru
How are we getting costumes for all the ghosts?
[07:41] (Flashback) Takeshi
Wait, wait! One thing at a time!
[07:44] (Flashback) Boyf
Man, I had no idea it'd be so much work.
[07:47] (Flashback) Boyd
Same.
[07:50] (Flashback) Girl3
Not going home yet, Kujo-san?
[07:52] (Flashback) Alya
No, I'll work on this some more.
[07:55] (Flashback) Girl3
Yeah?
[07:56] (Flashback) Girl3
See you, then.
[07:58] (Flashback) Girl2
Are we gonna make it?
[07:59] (Flashback) Girl3
Who knows? But it's just
a school festival, anyway.
[08:02] (Flashback) Girl3
No point getting all worked up over it.
[08:06] Alya
It's happening again.
[08:11] (Flashback) Alya
Ouch!
[08:15] Alya
I just want to do the best I can...
[08:19] Alya
and not throw in the towel.
[08:22] Alya
If that's going to leave me all alone,
[08:25] Alya
then fine, whatever.
[08:33] (Flashback) Munechika
Figured you'd still be here.
[08:36] (Flashback) Alya
Kuze-kun? What are you doing here?
[08:38] (Flashback) Masachika
Hey. Just had a few things to take care of.
[08:42] (Flashback) Masachika
You should go home, Kujo-san.
[08:45] (Flashback) Masachika
We can all get together
and handle this stuff tomorrow.
[08:48] (Flashback) Alya
Don't mind me.
[08:50] (Flashback) Alya
I'll go home after I get some more done.
[08:54] (Flashback) Masachika
Yeah? Well, uh...
[08:56] (Flashback) Masachika
The handicrafts club agreed to
help us out with the costumes.
[09:01] (Flashback) Alya
Huh?
[09:02] (Flashback) Masachika
Check this out.
Permission to stay overnight at school.
[09:05] (Flashback) Masachika
A special event like that will light a fire
under the unmotivated folks, too.
[09:10] (Flashback) Alya
How did you pull that off?
[09:12] (Flashback) Masachika
Asked the former student council
president to pull some strings.
[09:16] (Flashback) Masachika
And I told the handicrafts club
our boys would help with their work.
[09:20] (Flashback) Masachika
If we frame it as a chance
to show off to the girls there,
[09:24] (Flashback) Masachika
the boys will gladly go for it.
[09:28] (Flashback) Masachika
That's the deal,
so you should really call it a day.
[09:31] (Flashback) Masachika
There's no point grinding away all on your own.
[09:38] (Flashback) Alya
What do you mean, "There's no point"?
[09:41] (Flashback) Alya
I just want to make this a good attraction
if I'm going to be participating in it!
[09:47] (Flashback) Alya
I don't want to put out something shoddy!
[09:51] (Flashback) Alya
I refuse to compromise on the quality!
SIGN Haunted
[09:55] (Flashback) Alya
But I know that's just my ego talking!
[10:00] (Flashback) Alya
I get that you all don't care
about it as much as I do!
[10:04] (Flashback) Alya
That's why I'm taking on the load
and putting in all this effort!
[10:07] (Flashback) Alya
Am I doing anything wrong?!
[10:13] (Flashback) Masachika
You're putting effort into the wrong things.
[10:16] (Flashback) Alya
Huh?
[10:17] (Flashback) Masachika
School festival attractions
aren't meant to be built alone.
[10:21] (Flashback) Masachika
The whole point of them is for us all
to work together to create something.
[10:24] (Flashback) Masachika
If you wanna make it the best it can be,
[10:26] (Flashback) Masachika
then you should be focusing on how to
motivate the whole class, don't you think?
[10:30] (Flashback) Alya
But...
[10:35] (Flashback) Masachika
Well, I suppose putting it like that
would only piss you off.
[10:43] (Flashback) Masachika
My bad.
[10:45] (Flashback) Masachika
I get that you're doing
what you can, and I appreciate it.
[10:57] (Flashback) Alya
I'm leaving.
[10:59] (Flashback) Masachika
Great. Have a good night.
[11:04] (Flashback) Alya
What's with him?
[11:05] (Flashback) Alya
What's his problem?!
[11:16] (Flashback) Alya
What's his deal...
SIGN Overnight Session!
[11:20] (Flashback) Takeshi
There you have it!
[11:22] (Flashback) Takeshi
We'll work on the festival stuff
[11:24] (Flashback) Takeshi
and have some hide-and-seek and
test-of-courage sessions on school grounds.
[11:28] (Flashback) Takeshi
We're gonna have
a pre-pre-pre-festival party all of our own!
[11:32] (Flashback) All
Yeah!
SIGN Hustle!
School festival starts
in 6 days!
SIGN Seirei Fall Festival
SIGN Best Attraction Award
Class Event Category
Class 3-B
[12:24] (Flashback) Masachika
Oh, hey, Kujo-san.
[12:27] (Flashback) Masachika
This school can be old-fashioned
in the weirdest ways.
[12:30] (Flashback) Masachika
Who still holds a folk dance
for the after-party?
[12:35] (Flashback) Alya
May I sit here?
[12:38] (Flashback) Masachika
Sure, but aren't you gonna dance?
[12:41] (Flashback) Masachika
I'm sure everyone and their mother
wants to dance with you.
[12:43] (Flashback) Masachika
Oh, wait. Do you not know
how to folk dance or something?
[12:46] (Flashback) Alya
Rude. I practiced ballet as a child, you know.
[12:50] (Flashback) Alya
This simplistic dance
won't be a problem in the least.
[12:54] (Flashback) Alya
But I turned everyone down saying
I couldn't dance because I can't be bothered.
[12:59] (Flashback) Masachika
Fighting 'em off must've been a pain.
[13:02] (Flashback) Alya
Not really. I'm used to it,
so it wasn't a big deal.
[13:06] (Flashback) Masachika
You don't say.
[13:07] (Flashback) Masachika
That's our ice princess for you.
[13:09] (Flashback) Alya
What was that?
[13:10] (Flashback) Masachika
Wait, you didn't know?
[13:11] Bgboy
May I have this dance with you?
[13:12] (Flashback) Masachika
That's what the others
have taken to calling you lately.
[13:16] (Flashback) Alya
Huh.
[13:17] (Flashback) Masachika
You don't sound too pleased about it.
[13:20] (Flashback) Alya
Yeah. That's because I'm not.
[13:23] (Flashback) Masachika
Why's that? 'Cause they're
indirectly calling you a loner?
[13:25] (Flashback) Alya
That's not it. Can you stop
with that mocking tone?
[13:30] (Flashback) Masachika
Sorry.
[13:31] (Flashback) Alya
The "princess" part is what I take issue with.
[13:35] (Flashback) Masachika
Isn't that a compliment?
[13:37] (Flashback) Alya
It makes it sound like I'm a silver-spoon snob.
[13:42] (Flashback) Masachika
That's one way to look at it.
[13:46] (Flashback) Alya
Sure, I was born with
above-average looks and talent.
[13:52] (Flashback) Alya
But never once have I coasted by on that alone.
[13:56] (Flashback) Alya
It annoys me when all my efforts
get ignored in favor of my birth.
[14:02] (Flashback) Masachika
That makes sense.
[14:03] (Flashback) Masachika
I'll make sure not to call you that, then.
[14:07] (Flashback) Alya
Yeah?
[14:10] (Flashback) Alya
Thank you, Kuze-kun.
[14:12] (Flashback) Masachika
Hmm? For what?
[14:14] Bggirl
Can you even dance?
[14:14] (Flashback) Alya
You were right. I was wrong.
[14:18] (Flashback) Alya
If I'd tried to do it all alone,
[14:20] (Flashback) Alya
I would've never gotten to experience
the school festival this way.
[14:25] (Flashback) Alya
Also, I'm sorry for
lashing out at you the other day.
[14:30] (Flashback) Masachika
Don't let it bother you.
[14:32] (Flashback) Masachika
All I did was file some paperwork.
[14:34] (Flashback) Masachika
I didn't put in half the work
you or Takeshi did.
[14:38] (Flashback) Alya
But it does bother me.
[14:40] (Flashback) Alya
I want to apologize for that
[14:42] (Flashback) Alya
and repay you for all this in a tangible way.
[14:47] (Flashback) Alya
Is there anything you want?
[14:49] (Flashback) Masachika
"Repay me," eh?
[14:51] (Flashback) Alya
You're not allowed to refuse.
[14:53] (Flashback) Masachika
Hmm...
[14:55] (Flashback) Masachika
Wait, I got it!
[14:57] (Flashback) Masachika
Isn't there a Russian custom where people
call each other by special nicknames?
[15:01] (Flashback) Alya
Diminutives? What about them?
[15:03] (Flashback) Masachika
Alisha? Or would it be Aliska?
[15:06] (Flashback) Alya
Alya. That's what my family calls me.
[15:10] (Flashback) Masachika
Oh, yeah? How about you give me
permission to call you Alya, then?
[15:15] (Flashback) Alya
Huh? What's in it for you, though?
[15:18] (Flashback) Masachika
You're our class's idol,
the apple of everyone's eye.
[15:21] (Flashback) Masachika
And I get the glory of being
the only guy who calls you by your nickname!
[15:24] (Flashback) Alya
Are you okay in the head?
[15:25] (Flashback) Masachika
Thank you for this glorious gift!
[15:27] (Flashback) Alya
Gross!
[15:28] (Flashback) Boy4
E-Excuse me. Kujo-san?
[15:31] (Flashback) Boy4
Would you please dance with me?
[15:34] (Flashback) Boy5
Hey! Who said you could go first?!
[15:36] (Flashback) Boy5
Alisa-san! I've been
interested in you for a while now!
[15:39] (Flashback) Boy5
Please dance with me!
[15:41] (Flashback) Boy6
Dude, you practically asked her out! No fair!
[15:44] (Flashback) Alya
I'm sorry. I can't dance.
[15:46] (Flashback) Boy5
Come on! All you gotta do
is move with the music.
[15:50] (Flashback) Boy6
Yeah, you'll be fine!
I can't really dance either!
[15:53] (Flashback) Boy6
Just go with the vibes!
[15:55] (Flashback) Alya
Okay, you all need to calm down.
[15:59] (Flashback) Masachika
Sorry, boys, she's taken.
[16:03] (Flashback) Masachika
Let's go, Alya.
[16:05] (Flashback) Alya
H-Hey!
[16:14] Alya
I can feel my heart about to explode.
[16:19] (Flashback) Masachika
Oh, remember what you said?
[16:22] (Flashback) Masachika
You used to practice ballet,
so you can pick up folk dancing easily, right?
[16:26] (Flashback) Alya
Y-Yeah?
[16:27] (Flashback) Masachika
Let's see what you've got, then,
[16:30] (Flashback) Masachika
Princess.
[16:34] (Flashback) Alya
You're on!
[16:46] (Flashback) Masachika
Morning, Alya.
[16:51] (Flashback) Masachika
Hey, what's up? You're looking
at me like I'm human garbage.
[16:55] (Flashback) Alya
You waste of space.
[16:56] (Flashback) Masachika
Sharp-tongued, much?!
SIGN Best Attraction Award
Class Event Category
Class 3-B
SIGN Just when I'd thought you were so cool last night.
[17:06] Masha
I get it now.
[17:08] Masha
That's what made you fall for him, huh?
What a lovely story!
[17:12] Alya
Again, it's not like that.
Were you even listening to me?
[17:15] Masha
What?
[17:16] Masha
That clearly sounded like
the start of a beautiful love story.
[17:20] Alya
Stop being weird about it.
I told you, we're friends.
[17:24] Masha
Ah, yes, from friends to lovers.
The classic progression.
[17:30] Masha
Sa-kun and I were like that, too.
[17:33] Masha
Weren't we?
[17:36] Alya
All that aside, you get it now.
[17:39] Alya
I know how capable he is, and I trust him.
[17:43] Masha
Boys who get things done
when it counts really do shine, huh?
[17:47] Masha
Sa-kun was the same.
[17:49] Masha
Back when he saved me
from the dog attack, he was so...
[17:53] Asha
Can you go brag about
your love life somewhere else?
[17:55] Masha
Come on, Alya-chan! You big meanie!
SIGN Student Council Office
[18:02] Masachika
Excuse me.
[18:04] Toya
Hey there, Kuze.
[18:05] Toya
Thanks for coming to help.
[18:08] Masachika
Oh, I'm just here to cover for Yuki.
[18:13] Masha
My, so you're Kuze-kun?
[18:16] Masha
I'm Mariya Mikhailovna Kujo.
[18:18] Masha
Alya-chan's big sis
and student council secretary.
[18:22] Masha
Nice to meet you.
[18:23] Masachika
Hello.
[18:25] Masachika
Alya's been a great friend to me.
[18:28] Masachika
I heard you needed someone
to go shopping with you, Kujo-senpai.
[18:31] Masha
Please, call me Masha.
[18:34] Masha
Any friend of Alya-chan's
is a friend to me, too.
[18:39] Masachika
Oh... Masha-san, then.
[18:45] Masha
Very good. Again,
it's a pleasure to meet... you?
[18:51] Masachika
Wh-What's wrong?
[18:54] Masha
Kuze-kun, what's your given name?
[18:56] Masachika
Huh? It's Masachika,
meaning "together with diplomacy."
[19:03] Masha
Masa... chika?
[19:06] Toya
What's wrong? Is there something behind Kuze?
[19:10] Masachika
Prez, shouldn't you ask if there's
something on my face first?
[19:14] Toya
Nice comeback!
[19:18] Masha
Oh, sorry about that.
[19:21] Masha
I was just so happy to meet Alya-chan's friend.
[19:25] Masachika
Right...
SIGN Right, shall we get going?
[19:31] Masachika
Uh, what was that?
[19:36] Masha
Oh, right, sorry. I said, "Shall we get going?"
[19:40] Masachika
Oh, sure.
[19:42] Masha
See you later, President.
[19:44] Toya
Yeah, take care of it.
[19:49] Masha
How about this aromatic here?
[19:50] Masachika
I don't think that's
a good idea for the office.
[19:53] Masachika
That belongs more in your own room.
[19:55] Masha
Gosh!
[19:58] Masha
Look at this kitty plushie!
[20:00] Masha
It looks just like Alya-chan!
[20:04] Masha
I've got it!
[20:05] Masha
How about getting a plushie that
resembles each student council officer?
[20:10] Masachika
Are you trying to build a theme park?
[20:12] Masachika
The girls may like it, but I bet it'll
make the prez uncomfortable as hell.
[20:18] Masha
For him,
[20:19] Masha
we'll get this bespectacled lion over here.
[20:22] Masachika
Listen, seriously...
[20:23] Masachika
Wait, that does look like him!
[20:25] Masha
We'll get this, then.
[20:27] Masachika
Sure, it looks like him,
but I don't think plushies are gonna fly.
[20:31] Masha
What...
[20:32] Masachika
Right back at you.
[20:36] Masha
Fine.
[20:38] Masha
But I'll get this kitty for myself. It's cute.
[20:42] Masachika
Better not get it on the same receipt.
[20:44] Masachika
Alya'll get mad at you. She's the treasurer.
[20:51] Masachika
Help. She's way too eccentric.
[20:54] Masachika
Is she always like this?
[20:57] Masachika
If she is, then Alya must've
gone through a lot.
[21:04] Masha
This is the place, Kuze-kun.
[21:06] Masachika
Oh, okay. I'll hold that for you.
[21:10] Masha
Thank you.
[21:11] Masha
Take care of Alya-nyan for me.
[21:15] Masachika
A...
[21:16] Masachika
Alya-nyan?
[21:19] Masha
My, you two look great together.
[21:21] Masachika
I have doubts about your tastes.
[21:23] Masha
Say cheese.
[21:25] Masachika
Oh, no you don't.
[21:26] Masha
Come on, what's the big deal?
[21:29] Masachika
Aren't we here to pick up tea?
[21:31] Masha
Ugh, fine.
[21:36] Teamans
Here.
[21:37] Masha
Thank you.
[21:39] Teamans
These leaves are first flush,
so they have a slight bitterness.
[21:41] Masha
Say, Kuze-kun.
[21:43] Masha
What do you think?
[21:45] Masachika
Uh, I'm not really an expert in red teas.
[21:48] Masha
No?
[21:51] Masachika
Yuki could probably chime in.
That mother of ours has taught her a lot.
[21:57] Masachika
But I...
[21:59] (Flashback) Kyotaro
I'm sorry, Masachika.
[22:01] (Flashback) Kyotaro
Your mother and I have
decided to live separately.
[22:07] (Flashback) Masachika
Okay.
[22:09] (Flashback) Masachika
Then I'll follow...
I'll choose to go with you, Dad.
[22:18] (Flashback) Yuki
I'm sorry, Nii-sama.
[22:20] (Flashback) Yuki
I'm going to stay here.
[22:25] Masha
Kuze-kun?
[22:28] Masha
Is something wrong?
[22:29] Masachika
N-No, it's nothing.
[22:34] Masha
You look terribly pained.
[22:42] Masha
It's okay.
[22:44] Masha
There, there.
[22:47] Masachika
What is this feeling?
[22:49] Masachika
It's so familiar... and so relaxing.
[22:56] Masachika
Ow! Hot!
[22:58] Masha
Oh?
[22:59] Masachika
M-Masha-san! The tea's touching my back!
[23:02] Masha
Oh, dear.
[23:03] Masachika
Ow!
[23:06] Masha
Oh, dear!
E4 - An Outpouring of Emotion
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SIGN Student Council Office
[00:05] Masha
We're back.
[00:08] Toya
Hey, welcome back. Thanks...
[00:11] Toya
What's that thing you're holding?
[00:14] Masha
Isn't it cute?
[00:15] Toya
It certainly is,
[00:18] Toya
but please don't tell me
you're going to keep it here.
[00:21] Masha
May I?
[00:23] Toya
I beg you, please reconsider.
[00:28] Masachika
Here are the supplies we got.
[00:30] Toya
Let me see.
[00:31] Toya
Okay, perfectly ordinary supplies.
[00:34] Toya
You're a lifesaver, Kuze.
[00:36] Toya
Who knows what the elder Kujo would've
done if left to her own devices?
[00:41] Masachika
The student council office
would've become a theme park.
[00:46] Toya
Well, Kuze? Changed your mind
on joining the student council yet?
[00:50] Masachika
No, though I wouldn't mind
helping out occasionally.
[00:53] Masha
Then why not join on paper?
[00:58] Toya
I'm glad you agree with
bringing him on, Elder Kujo.
[01:00] Masachika
"On paper"? Come on now...
[01:03] Masachika
And I understand Yuki wanting me to join,
[01:06] Masachika
but why are you so set on bringing me on, Prez?
[01:10] Toya
Why are you so set on not joining?
[01:13] Toya
Something tells me there's more
to it than all the work involved.
[01:17] Masachika
I'm not worthy of being
a student council officer.
[01:22] Toya
"Not worthy"? I can't say I agree.
[01:25] Toya
After all, you were a fine vice president
for the middle school's student council.
[01:32] Masachika
That experience is what proved it to me.
[01:35] Masachika
I didn't have any suitable goals that I could
use that position of power to achieve.
[01:42] Toya
And what's wrong with that?
[01:44] Masachika
Huh?
[01:45] Toya
I became student council president
to win the heart of the girl I love.
[01:51] Toya
A reason far more improper
than any you may have.
[01:58] Masachika
Wait, really?
[02:00] Toya
Take a look at this.
[02:03] Masachika
Is that your younger brother?
[02:06] Toya
That was me back in ninth grade.
[02:09] Masachika
Huh?
[02:11] Masachika
What?
SIGN Sometimes
SIGN in Russian
SIGN Hides Her
SIGN Feelings
SIGN Alya Sometimes Hides
Her Feelings in Russian
SIGN Episode 4
SIGN An Outpouring of Emotion
[03:44] Toya
Surprised?
[03:45] Masachika
Y-Yeah.
[03:47] Masachika
Quite the transformation, I must say.
[03:50] Toya
You could judge me by my cover two years ago.
[03:53] Toya
My grades sucked, I was terrible at sports,
[03:56] Toya
and I didn't like school very much, honestly.
[04:00] Toya
But then I had to go and fall for
[04:02] Toya
one of the two great beauties
in our grade, a girl way out of my league.
[04:06] Masachika
You mean your girlfriend?
[04:09] Toya
Yeah, Sarashina Chisaki, the vice president.
[04:13] Toya
I worked my butt off to become
a man worthy of being her boyfriend.
[04:19] Toya
Becoming student council president
was part of that.
[04:23] Toya
Pretty improper, see?
[04:27] Masachika
I guess so.
[04:29] Toya
The point is, you don't need
a "suitable" reason.
[04:32] Toya
Even Elder Kujo over there only joined
because Chisaki asked her to.
[04:37] Masachika
Was that it?
[04:39] Masha
Yeah. Though I was interested in it before.
[04:45] Masha
I think it doesn't matter why you join,
only what you do in your time here.
[04:51] Masha
You can join for love or friendship
[04:54] Masha
as long as you work to make
things better for the students.
[04:59] Masachika
Is that how it works?
[05:01] Masha
That's how it should work.
[05:03] Masha
Otherwise, only saints could ever
hold positions of power.
[05:09] Masachika
You make a good point.
[05:12] Toya
There you have it.
[05:14] Toya
Together with Suou,
[05:15] Toya
you made things better as middle school
student council vice president.
[05:19] Toya
Hold your head high. You have
absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.
SIGN Seirei Academy
Middle School
Student Council Election
[05:28] (Flashback) Yuki
Onii-chan, always be there for me, okay?
[05:32] (Flashback) Masachika
Don't wanna. Sounds like a pain.
[05:34] (Flashback) Yuki
What? But you're my brother!
[05:40] Toya
If you want to join the student
council to make someone president,
[05:44] Toya
that's perfectly fine.
[05:46] Toya
Chisaki, Elder Kujo, and I
will welcome you with open arms.
[05:49] Toya
We won't hear a word against it.
[05:52] Masachika
I'll think about it.
[05:55] Toya
Sure, take all the time you need.
[05:57] Toya
Such is the privilege of young'uns.
[05:59] Masha
You say that like you're
not a "young'un" yourself.
[06:02] Masha
Honestly, you don't
really look your age, though.
[06:07] Toya
I get that a lot.
[06:08] Toya
I was mistaken for a graduate student recently.
[06:11] Masha
You do have this weird air of importance.
[06:11] Masachika
"To make someone president," huh?
[06:15] Toya
Do I now?
[06:16] Masachika
Wait, where's Alya right now?
[06:19] Toya
Oh, she's off mediating a dispute
between the baseball and soccer teams.
[06:23] Masachika
What dispute?
[06:25] Toya
The baseball team has inter-school
matches every year around this time,
[06:29] Toya
and they use the school field to prepare.
[06:31] Toya
But the soccer team has entered
the regional qualifiers this year.
[06:34] Toya
So they asked for permission
to use the school field instead.
[06:38] Masachika
And Alya's gone to mediate between the two?
[06:41] Toya
Yeah. Neither team is backing down.
[06:45] Toya
The baseball team has
pro scouts coming to observe.
[06:48] Masha
That reminds me... The baseball team's
captain was featured on TV.
[06:53] Toya
He's well-known around
these parts as the future of the team.
[06:56] Toya
It's usually Chisaki in charge of
these inter-club disputes,
[07:00] Toya
but she's away on important
kendo club business.
[07:03] Toya
So I sent the younger Kujo, hoping it'd
serve as good experience for her,
[07:08] Toya
but it sounds like she's having trouble.
SIGN Student Council Office
[07:11] Masachika
See you, then.
[07:16] Masachika
I'm just gonna go check
in case they're fighting.
[07:29] Soccergoalie
Again, home advantage is very real in soccer.
[07:32] Baseballcrew
Plan better, then.
[07:34] Baseballcrew
We scheduled this months ago
because we have these matches every year.
[07:38] Soccerbrown
It's basically just a stupid
friendly match, right?
[07:41] Baseballspike
Hell no!
[07:42] Alya
Calm down, everybody.
[07:44] Alya
Putting each other down
isn't going to solve anything.
[07:47] Soccergoalie
You got a better idea, then?
[07:49] Alya
How about using the riverside
park nearby to practice?
[07:54] Baseballcrew
Huh? The riverside?
[07:57] Soccergoalie
Hey, it has a baseball field. There you go.
[08:01] Baseballcrew
Screw you! You know it has a soccer field, too!
[08:04] Soccerbrown
We'd be in better shape
using the school field.
[08:07] Baseballspike
Well, the same goes for us.
[08:09] Baseballcrew
Our futures are riding on this game!
[08:12] Soccerbrown
Can you stop being selfish for one second?
[08:14] Soccergoalie
Like, the soccer team
has way more members than you.
[08:19] Soccergoalie
You'd have a much easier time
relocating to the riverside.
[08:21] Baseballspike
That's not our problem.
[08:22] Alya
Calm down, please!
[08:23] Baseballcrew
Quit running your mouths!
[08:25] Alya
Nobody...
[08:25] Baseballcrew
Can you guarantee this won't have
a negative effect on our future prospects?
[08:27] Alya
None of them will listen to me.
[08:30] Alya
I...
[08:32] Alya
I really don't have
what it takes to influence people.
[08:40] Alya
"If trusting people means I'll regret it later,
[08:44] Alya
I'd much rather do things alone.
[08:47] Alya
Nobody can keep up with me, anyway."
[08:54] Alya
Saying that, I've looked down
on people, pushed them away,
[08:58] Alya
and refused to ever reach out to them.
[09:00] Alya
And I'm paying for it now.
[09:03] Alya
Who would ever listen to a person like that?
[09:09] Alya
Someone who can only talk down to
them about what is "right" and "wrong"?
[09:15] Alya
I'm all alone.
[09:19] Alya
I know that. I get it.
[09:22] Alya
I chose this for myself.
[09:25] Alya
But... still...
SIGN Help.
SIGN Somebody...
SIGN Please help me.
[09:39] Masachika
Heya!
[09:43] Masachika
Sorry to interrupt.
[09:46] Masachika
The student council sent me as backup.
[09:49] Masachika
I'm Kuze Masachika,
student council general affairs.
[09:56] (Flashback) Baseballcrew
Our futures are riding on this game!
SIGN Soccer Team
[09:59] (Flashback) Soccerbrown
Can you stop being selfish for one second?
[10:01] (Flashback) Soccergoalie
Like, the soccer team has
way more members than you.
[10:06] (Flashback) Soccergoalie
You'd have a much easier time
relocating to the riverside.
[10:09] Baseballspike
That's not our problem.
[10:09] (Flashback) Alya
Calm down, please!
[10:10] Baseballcrew
Quit running your mouths!
[10:13] (Flashback) Masachika
This ain't gonna work, Alya.
[10:17] Masachika
Both sides are too heated.
[10:20] Masachika
They should go away
and discuss this another time.
[10:23] Masachika
I feel bad for her, but it's good experience.
[10:27] (Flashback) Masachika
Hang in there, Alya.
SIGN Help.
SIGN Somebody...
SIGN Please help me.
[10:40] (Flashback) Masachika
This is why you're all alone. You say these
things in a language nobody understands.
SIGN Sure.
SIGN I've got you.
[10:52] Alya
Kuze-kun?
[10:54] Baseballcrew
Kuze? The one who was
vice president back in middle school?
[10:59] Masachika
The president gave me the gist of it.
[11:02] Masachika
The issue is who gets the field and
who has to practice riverside. Is that right?
[11:08] Baseballcaptain
Yeah, that's right.
[11:10] Masachika
Thank you.
[11:12] Masachika
How about this, then?
[11:14] Masachika
The baseball team will practice riverside,
given they have fewer members to move.
[11:19] Masachika
In exchange, the bigger soccer team
[11:22] Masachika
will send people
to help with the whole process.
[11:26] Soccergoalie
To help? What the heck?
[11:28] Baseballcrew
Why do we get booted to the riverside?
[11:32] Baseballspike
Yeah, why?
[11:33] Baseballspike
We're not having that!
[11:34] Alya
Stay calm!
[11:37] Soccerbrown
We've got too many people to move!
[11:39] Soccerbrown
We can't do it!
[11:40] Baseballspike
We've got too much equipment!
[11:42] Soccerchiefmanager
Hey.
[11:43] Soccerchiefmanager
In that case, us managers
will go help out the baseball team.
[11:48] Soccerchiefmanager
Is that okay?
[11:49] Soccermanager2
Huh? Yeah?
[11:51] Soccermanager1
If that'll get us out of this mess.
[11:55] Baseballspike
I guess it'd be nice if the soccer
team's managers came to help.
[11:59] Baseballcrew
Y-Yeah, it would.
[12:02] Soccerbrown
Tch. You sure changed your tune quick.
[12:05] Soccerchiefmanager
They're letting us use the field.
It's the least we could do.
[12:10] Soccerbrown
Yeah, I guess.
[12:14] Baseballcaptain
We're okay with those terms. What do you say?
[12:18] Soccercaptain
That works.
[12:21] Masachika
Great. That's that.
[12:24] Masachika
Both teams, please come to the student
council with your formal requests tomorrow.
[12:43] Masachika
Uh... My bad.
[12:46] Masachika
For sticking my nose in there
and hurrying things along.
[12:50] Masachika
I made you look bad.
[12:54] Alya
It's fine.
[12:56] Alya
Why did you make that proposal?
[12:59] Alya
It should've been clear that
the baseball team wouldn't agree to it.
[13:04] Alya
It seemed to me like you knew
that manager would offer to help.
[13:11] Masachika
Oh? I'm impressed you realized.
[13:13] Alya
Of course I would.
[13:15] Alya
You were staring at her the whole time
the baseball team was complaining.
[13:23] Masachika
You see, that manager is dating
the baseball team's captain.
[13:29] Alya
What?
[13:30] Masachika
You wouldn't know, huh?
[13:33] Masachika
The baseball team's star
and the pretty manager.
[13:36] Masachika
When news of their relationship got out,
it was all anyone could talk about.
[13:41] Alya
Oh...
[13:43] Masachika
You know how the captain wasn't
saying a word during the whole thing?
[13:47] Masachika
He wanted to help his girlfriend,
[13:49] Masachika
but as captain, he had to
keep his priorities straight.
[13:52] Masachika
And it was awkward for her because she
knew the soccer team was asking for a lot.
[13:58] Masachika
So I knew that she would jump on that proposal.
[14:03] Alya
It was a bridge over troubled water, then?
[14:06] Masachika
For the two of them, yeah.
[14:08] Masachika
But, hey, the baseball team gets some
cute girls helping them with practice.
[14:15] Masachika
The soccer team gets to use the school ground.
[14:18] Masachika
Those two get to have practice
dates across club lines.
[14:23] Masachika
Killing three birds with one stone.
[14:29] Masachika
Hmm? Prez?
[14:31] Toya
Hey. Did you reach a conclusion?
[14:35] Masachika
Yeah.
[14:36] Alya
Kuze-kun made it all happen.
[14:39] Toya
Great. Good job hanging in there, Younger Kujo.
[14:43] Masachika
Did you plan all that?
[14:45] Toya
Hmm? Not really, no.
[14:48] Masachika
Should've played dumb. That response
proves you knew exactly what I meant.
[14:52] Toya
Oops. You got me there.
[14:59] Toya
Well? Have you made up your mind?
[15:02] Masachika
Yeah, I have.
[15:04] Masachika
I, Kuze Masachika, will have the honor of
being a member of the student council.
[15:11] Toya
Sweet. It's great to have you.
[15:15] Toya
Come to the office right away, then.
[15:22] Masachika
I feel like I got played, and I don't like it.
[15:26] Masachika
But I guess it's time
I resigned myself to my fate.
SIGN Student Council Application Form
[15:29] (Flashback) Toya
It's getting late, so fill out this form
and bring it in tomorrow.
[15:34] Masachika
So, what, was he gonna make me
fill it out on the spot if we had time?
[15:39] Alya
Say...
[15:41] Masachika
What's up?
[15:46] Alya
Are you really joining the student council?
[15:49] Masachika
Yeah.
[15:50] Alya
Are you doing it to stand in the student
council presidential election with Suou-san?
[15:57] Masachika
What if I am?
[15:58] Masachika
What will you do?
[16:00] Masachika
Will you give up on being president?
[16:02] Alya
No.
[16:04] Alya
I will become student council president.
[16:07] Alya
Even if it means going up against you,
[16:10] Alya
I will never back down.
[16:15] Masachika
Figures.
[16:18] Masachika
You've always been driven
and unwavering like that.
[16:24] Masachika
Yeah?
[16:26] Masachika
Then I'll make you student council president.
[16:29] Alya
Huh?
[16:30] Masachika
If it's what you want, I'll do everything
in my power to make you president.
[16:35] Masachika
I'll make sure you never stand alone again.
[16:37] Masachika
I'll be there with you and for you.
[16:42] Masachika
So...
[16:46] Masachika
Shut up and take my hand, Alya!
[17:09] Masachika
We're a team now, Alya.
[17:13] Alya
Thank you.
[17:15] Alya
я тебя люблю.
[17:21] Masachika
Wh-What's going on?
SIGN Come up here, Masachka!
[17:33] Masachika
Are you serious?
[17:34] Masachika
I still had it in me to feel this way?
[17:41] Masachika
Ow, oww!
[17:43] Masachika
Wh-What?!
[17:44] Alya
Were you just thinking about some other girl?
[17:47] Masachika
H-How can you tell?
[17:51] Masachika
Yikes, this is bad! Very bad!
[17:53] Masachika
Flashing back to a girl in your past?
[17:55] Masachika
That's #2 on the list of things a rom-com MC
should never do in a confession scene!
SIGN #1: Ask her to repeat what she said.
[18:03] Alya
Tell me.
[18:04] Masachika
Y-Yes?
[18:05] Alya
You just finished telling me
you'd be there for me, right?
[18:10] Masachika
Huh? Y-Yes.
[18:12] Masachika
I did say that.
[18:14] Alya
And in the very next moment,
you were thinking about Suou-san?
[18:18] Masachika
No, it wasn't Yuki.
[18:19] Alya
Huh...
[18:21] Masachika
Whoa! That seriously hurts!
[18:23] Alya
Kuze-kun!
[18:24] Masachika
Yes, ma'am?
[18:25] Alya
If you want me to overlook this,
shut up and take my hand!
[18:36] Masachika
Nice slap.
[18:38] Alya
Jerk.
[18:47] Masachika
Let's go home, yeah?
[18:48] Alya
Yes, let's.
[18:52] Masachika
That's the first time a girl's ever slapped me.
[18:56] Masachika
I've gained more XP as a man.
[19:00] Alya
Did you hit your head when you fell?
[19:03] Masachika
My brain's perfectly fine, okay?
[19:05] Alya
Right. I forgot that "barely functioning"
is your brain's default state.
[19:09] Masachika
What a thing to say to someone
who was considered a child prodigy.
[19:13] Alya
A prodigy? You?
[19:17] Masachika
Not buying it, huh?
[19:23] Alya
Is your cheek okay? Do you need ice?
[19:26] Masachika
Nah, it's fine. I just don't feel anything
on the left side of my face.
[19:31] Alya
That doesn't sound fine at all.
[19:33] Masachika
I was kidding, obviously.
[19:36] Masachika
It just stings a little.
[19:39] Alya
Okay...
[19:47] Alya
What's with the blank look?
That was only a cheek kiss.
[19:51] Masachika
Aren't those supposed to be cheek-to-cheek?
[19:54] Alya
That's right.
[19:55] Masachika
Uh, but...
[19:57] Masachika
That felt like... Wait, which was it?
[20:01] Alya
Okay, see you tomorrow.
[20:03] Masachika
Yeah, see you.
[20:11] Masachika
Huh?
[20:12] Masachika
Seriously, which one was it?
[20:15] Masachika
Alya!
[20:17] Masachika
Say what you did in Russian so I know!
[21:32] Alya
я тебя люблю.
SIGN I love you.
[21:34] Alya
Love?
[21:35] Alya
Love?*
[21:37] Alya*
Who, Kuze-kun? Who, me?
[21:41] Alya
Nope! N-O-P-E!
[21:44] Alya
No way! Not in a million years!
[21:49] Alya
I don't love Kuze-kun or anything.
[21:52] Alya
I just got caught up in the moment.
[21:56] Alya
That's it.
[21:59] Alya
Let's say, hypothetically,
just for argument's sake,
[22:03] Alya
that I am in love with Kuze-kun.
[22:06] Alya
Even then, I have something
more important right now:
[22:09] Alya
becoming student council president.
[22:11] Alya
I should be focusing on
living up to his expectations.
[22:15] Alya
If I ignored that and
asked him out or something...
[22:20] Masachika
Huh? You love me?
[22:22] Masachika
Uh, sorry.
[22:23] Masachika
That's not what I meant
when I said I'd be there for you.
[22:31] Alya
Don't get it wrong! It's not like
I love you or anything, okay?!
[22:41] Masha
I'm back.
[22:43] Alya
Welcome home, Masha.
[22:47] Alya
Masha? Did something happen?
[22:49] Masha
Huh? What do you mean?
[22:51] Alya
I mean...
[22:56] Masha
Something did happen! I met someone wonderful!
[23:00] Alya
What?
[23:02] Masha
Ta-da!
[23:03] Masha
Alya-nyan!
[23:04] Alya
A... Alya-nya... what?
[23:07] Masha
See! Doesn't it look just like you?
[23:10] Alya
How, exactly?!
[23:12] Masha
The expression in its eyes?
[23:13] Alya
I don't think a stuffed toy
can emote with its eyes.
[23:16] Masha
Aww...
[23:19] Masha
Oh, right, Alya-chan.
[23:21] Masha
About Kuze-kun.
[23:23] Alya
What about him?
[23:26] Masha
I just thought he was a very sweet boy.
[23:29] Masha
I can see why you would fall for him.
[23:31] Alya
Again, I am not in love with him.
[23:34] Masha
Really?
[23:35] Alya
Knock it off.
[23:39] Masha
Mhmm. Okay.
[23:42] Masha
I see how it is.
[23:44] Masha
You're cute when you hide your feelings.
[23:47] Alya
Wha?
[23:49] Masha
But you should hurry up
and tell him how you feel.
[23:53] Masha
Not much you can do if somebody
takes him away from you.
[23:55] Alya
Wh-What are you even talking about?
[23:59] Masha
Ah, to be young and in love.
[24:06] Alya
Seriously, what is with her?
E5 - Different People, Common Undercurrent
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[00:04] Masachika
Yikes, what was I thinking?
[00:08] Masachika
"I'll be there for you," my ass.
[00:11] Masachika
"Shut up and take my hand," my foot!
[00:13] Masachika
Gah, that was so corny!
[00:19] Masachika
Alya totally said "I love you"...
[00:25] Masachika
Does that mean she was seriously
flirting in Russian all this time
[00:29] Masachika
and not just playing a solo game
of chicken going, "Does he know?"
[00:33] Masachika
But tonight came from the heart...
[00:37] Masachika
Yeah, right!
[00:39] Masachika
She must've gotten caught up
in the moment like I did.
[00:43] Masachika
She's probably come back
down to earth and cringing hard by now.
[00:47] Masachika
Yeah, that must be it.
[00:53] (Flashback) Yumi
You have to work again?
You're never home these days!
[00:58] (Flashback) Yumi
Why do you always have to be like this?
[01:00] (Flashback) Yumi
Do you think apologizing
magically makes it okay?!
[01:03] Masachika
Love is a flimsy and unreliable emotion.
Racking my brain over it is a waste of time.
[01:10] Masachika
I'll be there for her?
[01:12] Masachika
Who, me? The guy who ran away and left
Yuki to carry on the Suou family name alone?
[01:17] Masachika
Ridiculous.
[01:23] Masachika
Didn't she say she was busy today?
[01:27] Masachika
Wait.
[01:28] Masachika
If today's events were all carefully laid out
to get me to join the student council,
[01:32] Masachika
then of course Yuki would be in on it.
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SIGN Feelings
SIGN Alya Sometimes Hides
Her Feelings in Russian
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN Different People, Common Undercurrent
[03:15] Yuki
Eek! Onii-chan, you perv!
[03:18] Masachika
You little twerp. You set this up, didn't you?
[03:21] Yuki
You realized, huh?
[03:22] Masachika
Of course I would.
[03:24] Masachika
I bet you got out when you heard me
closing the front door.
[03:28] Yuki
Not so fast, now.
[03:31] Yuki
Aren't you curious about why I did this?
[03:34] Masachika
We can talk after you put on your clothes.
[03:36] Yuki
Hear me out first, Masachika-kun.
[03:39] Yuki
I realized something crazy a few moments ago.
[03:43] Masachika
And what was it?
[03:44] Yuki
You see, we lived together for years,
[03:50] Yuki
but we never cleared the
"walking in on her changing" cutscene!
[03:53] Masachika
I expected dumb, but this is the dumbest!
[03:55] Yuki
All brothers walk in on their sisters
changing at least once in their lives!
[03:59] Masachika
Maybe in 2D! Calm your otaku brain!
[04:01] Yuki
I am not taking that from you!
[04:03] Yuki
Anyway, fan service shot! Squee!
[04:07] Masachika
What are you even looking at?
[04:09] Yuki
A camera that a dumbass like you can't see.
[04:11] Masachika
But you can, with your whole ass out?!
[04:13] Yuki
Anyway.
[04:14] Yuki
All jokes aside, this is my way of
making it up to you for tricking you today.
[04:20] Masachika
What makes you think showing
your naked body will make it up to me?
[04:23] Yuki
Whoa, easy there, fella.
[04:26] Yuki
You're talking a big game,
[04:28] Yuki
but I know you checked me out
from top to bottom, aight?
[04:32] Masachika
Yuki.
[04:35] Masachika
I'm going to let you in on a big secret.
[04:39] Masachika
A showoff is a turn-off.
[04:42] Masachika
Sneak peeks are where it's at.
[04:47] Yuki
Ah. You've shown me the light.
[04:50] Masachika
Yeap.
[04:53] Yuki
Hold it right there. You're not fooling anyone.
[04:57] Yuki
You looked, didn't ya?
[04:58] Yuki
You looked me up and down, didn't ya?
[05:03] Masachika
Only down to the chest.
[05:05] Yuki
Your Honor! This boob goblin just admitted it!
[05:07] Masachika
Shut it, you flasher!
[05:11] Yuki
By the way, bro.
[05:14] Masachika
What?
[05:15] Masachika
And why are you drying your hair
in my bedroom like you own the place?
[05:20] Yuki
Did Prez and Masha-senpai manage to
talk you into joining the student council?
[05:28] Masachika
Yeah, but there's a catch.
[05:34] Masachika
I've decided to push for Alya
to be student council president.
[05:42] Yuki
O...
[05:44] Yuki
Oh, no! Alya-san cucked me
and took my Onii-chan!
[05:48] Masachika
There was no cucking involved!
[05:50] Yuki
Damn you, you booba baboon!
[05:52] Yuki
Were my C-cups not enough to satisfy you?
[05:56] Yuki
You had to get bewitched by
Alya-san's E-cups (citation needed)?
[06:00] Masachika
Shut up about cup sizes! Too graphic!
[06:03] Yuki
You need to open your eyes, bra.
[06:05] Yuki
I mean, bro.
[06:06] Yuki
You know Cs that are okay to touch
are better than Es you can't!
[06:10] Masachika
Uh, I'm pretty sure neither are okay!
[06:12] Yuki
Come at me, bro! But be gentle!
[06:16] Masachika
Why do you sound so excited?!
[06:19] Yuki
What will it be? Will you
take your sister's first boob grab?
[06:24] Masachika
Shut your mouth.
[06:26] Yuki
Just kidding. You already took it
back in elementary.
[06:31] Masachika
I don't recall that.
[06:33] Yuki
Huh?
[06:34] Masachika
Huh? Seriously?
[06:37] Yuki
Onii-chan...
[06:38] Yuki
Did you forget?
[06:40] Yuki
That was back when I was in second grade.
[06:45] Yuki
We crashed into each other
during a game of tag,
[06:48] Yuki
and you dove into my thighs and
grabbed a handful of my right boob!
[06:54] Masachika
I sure as hell would remember it
if I caused that kind of miracle!
[06:56] Masachika
Quit fabricating the most cliched
of perving moments!
[06:59] Yuki
Tch.
[07:00] Masachika
Did you just "tch" at me?!
[07:02] Masachika
Yeesh. You could barely ever go out
back then due to how bad your asthma was.
[07:08] Yuki
And look how well I am now!
[07:11] Yuki
I haven't even caught a cold
since middle school!
[07:14] Masachika
I'd prefer it if you curbed
your energy a little bit, honestly.
[07:16] Yuki
I do! At home and in school!
[07:20] Masachika
Uh, sorry.
[07:21] Yuki
Don't be sorry! Spoil me instead!
[07:29] Yuki
All yours.
[07:41] Yuki
Ah... So you've decided to run with Alya-san.
[07:47] Masachika
Yeah.
[07:48] Masachika
I'm sorry.
[07:49] Yuki
Huh? It's nothing to apologize about.
[07:53] Yuki
A sibling rivalry? Now that's classic.
[07:58] Masachika
Just so we're clear,
I'm not sick of you or anything, okay?
[08:03] Yuki
I know.
[08:05] Yuki
I mean, you love me to death, right?
[08:11] Masachika
I guess.
[08:12] Yuki
Heh, you admitted it.
[08:14] Masachika
Shut it.
[08:17] Yuki
Okay, I'm good now.
[08:19] Masachika
Yeah?
[08:20] Yuki
Yeah, thanks.
[08:23] Yuki
Anyway, I guess we're rivals now.
[08:28] Yuki
Oh, right.
[08:31] Yuki
I'm an easy girl. I can overlook
a cheating episode or two.
[08:35] Yuki
So you can come back to me
anytime if you get tired of Alya-san.
[08:39] Masachika
Uh, quit calling it cheating.
[08:42] Masachika
And no, I'm not gonna do that.
[08:45] Yuki
Please. Quit acting like you're not gonna
come home to me at the end of the day.
[08:49] Masachika
What are you, The One?
[08:53] Yuki
Later.
[08:54] Yuki
Buh-bye!
[09:00] Yuki
Oh, so he found someone
who could motivate him.
[09:05] Yuki
Aww, sucks that I couldn't be the one to do it.
[09:10] Yuki
Not that it matters.
[09:12] Yuki
I'm still not gonna lose.
[09:24] Masachika
It's unusual that she didn't come
make a huge scene to wake me up.
[09:27] Masachika
I guess she was hurt by my decision deep down.
[09:33] Masachika
Yeah, no. Not her.
[09:36] Masachika
But I'd better try to make it up to her anyway.
[09:48] Yuki
If you thought this was gonna
end all sappy-like, think again!
[09:51] Yuki
I said I would do this,
and I always walk the talk!
[09:55] Masachika
Why, you little...
[10:01] Yuki
Huh?
[10:08] Yuki
Pull me out.
[10:09] Masachika
What?
[10:10] Yuki
I'm stuck.
[10:12] Yuki
Don't make me spell it out.
[10:18] Yuki
Wh-What are you doing?!
[10:20] Masachika
I'm gonna bury you alive, you punk!
[10:22] Masachika
To your grave!
[10:25] Yuki
This reeks of boy! It's gonna knock me up!
[10:28] Masachika
Like hell it will! What are you,
some kind of sheltered princess?!
[10:30] Yuki
I literally am though! Problem?!
[10:37] Girl1
Morning!
[10:39] Girl1
Did you catch the show last night?
[10:40] Girl2
Yeah, that was so good!
[10:43] Girl1
Right? It got me all warm and fuzzy!
[10:52] Alya
What am I fretting about?
[10:54] Alya
I bet he's going to walk in
with a sleepy face like always.
[10:58] Alya
Just play it cool and act normal.
[11:00] Takeshi
Hey there, Masachika.
[11:02] Hikaru
Morning, Masachika.
[11:03] Masachika
Hey, morning.
[11:06] Masachika
Morning, Alya.
[11:07] Alya
Good morning... Kuze-kun?
[11:10] Masachika
You prepping for class?
[11:12] Alya
Y-Yes, I am.
[11:16] Masachika
What's the matter?
[11:17] Alya
Huh? Nothing?
[11:19] Masachika
Yeah?
[11:25] Hikaru
Masachika, Takeshi and I were talking.
[11:27] Hikaru
We should go to karaoke sometime.
[11:29] Masachika
Sounds good. When?
[11:31] Alya
He's not his usual self today.
[11:31] Hikaru
Sometime this week?
SIGN Alya
POV
[11:34] Alya
He seems somewhat fragile...
[11:37] Alya
And it's kind of hot!
[11:40] Alya
Wait, what am I thinking?
[11:42] Alya
He probably just didn't get
enough sleep like always.
[11:50] Alya
He's not dozing off. Why?
[11:54] Alya
Is he seriously stepping up his game for me?
[12:00] (Flashback) Masachika
I'll be there with you and for you.
[12:04] Teammate
Kujo-san!
SIGN Team
SIGN Team
[12:16] Girls
Awesome!
[12:17] Girls
So good!
[12:18] Girls
That was insane!
[12:21] Boy1
Kuze!
[12:22] Boy2
Hey, you okay?
[12:25] Boy3
He's out cold!
[12:30] Masachika
"The ball is my best friend"?
You lied to me, Tsubasa.
[12:37] Masachika
I'm starved.
[12:39] Alya
Kuze-kun, are you okay?
[12:43] Masachika
Alya?
[12:44] Masachika
What's up?
[12:45] Alya
I was worried you might be hurt.
[12:49] Masachika
You saw that, huh?
[12:51] Alya
Are you okay? Want to go to the nurse's office?
[12:53] Masachika
I'm fine. I just stepped outside
because it's too hot in the gym.
[12:58] Masachika
I'll go back in after a little break.
[13:01] Alya
Really?
[13:02] Alya
Let me see.
[13:09] Alya
This doesn't really tell me much.
[13:12] Masachika
Y-Yeah?
[13:15] Masachika
E-cups... Is it true?
[13:18] Masachika
Wait. She said "citation needed."
[13:20] Masachika
They might be even bigger!
[13:38] Masachika
Yo, what? A peek at the pits?!
[13:40] Masachika
Is she doing this on purpose?!
[13:44] Masachika
You see now, Yuki?
Sneak peeks really are where it's at.
[13:51] Alya
What?
[13:52] Masachika
Uh, nothing!
[13:55] Alya
Anyway...
[13:56] Alya
You should drink some water.
[13:58] Masachika
Huh? R-Right.
[14:09] Masachika
Oh...
[14:20] Alya
Huh? Kuze-kun?!
[14:22] Alya
Wh-What are you doing?
[14:25] Masachika
Uh...
[14:26] Masachika
Just thought I should cool my head. Literally.
[14:29] Alya
O-Oh.
[14:31] Masha
My, if it isn't Kuze-kun.
[14:33] Masha
What's this? A man dripping with
charisma from head to toe, are we?
[14:38] Masachika
Hey there, Masha-san.
[14:40] Masachika
I was just cooling off. Nothing to worry about.
[14:43] Masha
What's up? Do you see something in the sky?
[14:46] Masachika
I see clouds.
[14:48] Masha
As do I.
[14:50] Alya
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
[14:54] Masachika
I have gained a new appreciation
for gym uniforms.
[14:59] Masha
You're soaked. Do you have a towel?
[15:02] Masachika
Nah. I'll just let the sun do its job.
[15:06] Masha
Okay, bend down for me.
[15:10] Masachika
Wh-What's going on?
[15:12] Masachika
I've never encountered
a scene like this in any media!
[15:15] Masha
There.
[15:16] Masha
All done.
[15:18] Masha
Well? Feel better?
[15:21] Masachika
I do. And now I get how a dog feels.
[15:24] Masha
What kind? An Akita?
[15:27] Masachika
Uh, don't ask me about the breed.
[15:29] Masachika
Sorry for being a rowdy mutt.
[15:33] Masha
A naughty dog has its charms, you know.
[15:37] Alya
Come on.
[15:38] Alya
We're going back, Kuze-kun.
[15:40] Alya
You should get back to class too, Masha.
[15:43] Masha
Wha... I just got here.
[15:47] Alya
Too bad. We're heading back.
[15:49] Masha
Fine.
[15:53] Masha
See you after school.
[15:55] Masachika
Yeah, see you.
[15:57] Masachika
Thanks for the towel.
[16:06] Masachika
Okay, I see where this is going.
[16:09] Masachika
She's gonna call me "creepy"
or "dirty" or something.
[16:13] Alya
So, are you okay now?
[16:17] Masachika
Huh?
[16:18] Alya
I mean your head. Are you okay
not icing the part where the ball hit you?
[16:25] Masachika
Oh!
[16:26] Masachika
She thinks I doused myself to cool off
the part where the ball hit me!
[16:31] Masachika
Oh, yeah, I'm good.
I don't have a lump or anything.
[16:36] Alya
Really?
[16:37] Masachika
No, really, I'm fine!
[16:40] Masachika
What's going on?
Why is she being so nice to me?
[16:43] Masachika
Has she entered her lovey-dovey phase?
[16:49] Masachika
Uh, Alya-san?
[16:51] Masachika
Aren't you being awfully nice to me today?
[16:55] Alya
I mean...
[16:56] Alya
You haven't been yourself all day.
[17:00] Alya
I'm a little worried something's wrong, is all.
[17:03] Masachika
Hmm?
[17:05] Masachika
Oh... Ah.
[17:07] Masachika
I guess I wasn't fully over letting Yuki down.
[17:12] Masachika
Nah, nothing's wrong...
[17:19] Masachika
It's just, I skipped breakfast this morning.
[17:24] Alya
Wha?!
[17:28] Alya
Here I thought you were
paying attention in class for once,
[17:32] Alya
but you were simply
too hungry to fall asleep, huh?
[17:35] Masachika
No. That was because
I got a good night's sleep.
[17:38] Alya
Huh... Oh?
[17:41] Alya
A good night's sleep, eh?
[17:43] Alya
I had so much trouble sleeping
after what happened last night.
[17:47] Alya
But this carefree clown ignored
all that and snored it up all night, did he?
[17:54] Alya
So that's how it is.
[17:57] Masachika
H-Hear me out, Alya.
You know what the Lord has said?
[18:01] Alya
What, are you going to remind me
to love my neighbor?
[18:05] Masachika
Nah. The Lord has said,
[18:08] Masachika
"If anyone slaps you on the right cheek,
turn to them the other cheek also."
[18:14] Masachika
Is that a look of scorn
toward a masochistic pig I see?
[18:17] Alya
No, it's a look of scorn
toward a goofy good-for-nothing.
[18:21] Alya
Forget it! I was a fool for worrying about you!
[18:24] Alya
What a jerk!
[18:25] Alya
There's no way I'm in love with this fool!
[18:31] Masachika
Great, there's the Alya I know.
[18:39] Masachika
Alya-san? Can we go to
the student council office together?
[18:55] Masachika
I may have crossed the line.
[18:59] Players
Pardon us!
[19:07] Masachika
Hey, it's those guys from
the baseball and soccer teams.
[19:12] Masachika
Excuse us.
[19:17] Chisaki
Huh?
[19:19] Masachika
Sorry, wrong room.
[19:28] Chisaki
Sorry about that.
[19:29] Chisaki
I thought the guys from the baseball
and soccer teams came back for something.
[19:34] Masachika
Right...
[19:35] Masachika
Er, what did they do?
[19:38] Chisaki
My dear junior went to mediate their dispute.
[19:41] Chisaki
But they ignored her
and had a pathetic shouting match, I heard.
[19:47] Chisaki
So I knocked some—
[19:50] Chisaki
I mean, talked some sense into them.
[19:51] Masachika
I get it now.
[19:53] Masachika
I feel like bringing out your bamboo sword
may have been taking it too far, though.
[19:57] Chisaki
I-It's fine.
[19:59] Chisaki
My fists can be lethal,
but a bamboo sword's never killed anybody!
[20:04] Masachika
You don't say.
[20:05] Chisaki
The sword will break before it does.
[20:10] Masachika
Sarashina-senpai. Well...
[20:13] Masachika
I've heard the boys call her "boss" before,
[20:17] Masachika
and now I see why.
[20:20] Chisaki
Toya!
[20:23] Toya
Relax a little, Kuze.
[20:25] Toya
Chisaki didn't do any violence.
[20:28] Toya
She simply used the threat of
violence to get them to behave.
[20:31] Chisaki
Hey, Toya?!
[20:34] Chisaki
Jeez, you jerk!
[20:36] Toya
My bad.
[20:38] Masachika
Gee, what an adorable sight.
[20:40] Chisaki
Why, you...
[20:42] Chisaki
You... you!
[20:43] Toya
Chisaki? You're gonna dislocate my shoulder.
[20:44] Chisaki
Jerk! Jerk! Jerk!
[20:47] Masachika
But is it really, though?
[20:50] Masha
Sorry, am I late?
[20:55] Masha
Oh, my.
[20:56] Masha
Don't play around too much in the office, okay?
[20:59] Chisaki
Th-That's not what we were doing!
[21:02] Chisaki
S-Sorry. Did that hurt?
[21:05] Toya
Hmm? Oh, don't worry.
[21:08] Toya
You happened to magically
fix my recent stiff shoulders.
[21:11] Chisaki
I'm really sorry.
I can't control my power too well.
[21:15] Masachika
We've got one of warrior blood among us.
[21:17] Toya
Relax. I've been building my body to handle it.
[21:21] Toya
Come at me all you want.
[21:23] Chisaki
Toya...
[21:24] Masachika
Huh? What about that was romantic?
[21:29] Alya
Watch your mouth, will you?
[21:33] Masachika
Say, you know how the boys
call Sarashina-senpai "boss"?
[21:37] Masachika
Do you think she wears a sash in there?
[21:39] Alya
Why would you think that?
[21:41] Masachika
I just figured that if she did,
[21:43] Masachika
that'd make it a Sash in a Sarashina-senpai.
[21:47] Masha
Wow, aren't you two close?
[21:51] Alya
How so?
[21:52] Masachika
Hmph. It seems your sister has seen through us.
[21:57] Masachika
And how close we are.
[21:59] Alya
Eww.
[22:01] Yuki
Excuse me.
[22:04] Yuki
I apologize for being late.
[22:07] Toya
Don't worry about it, Suou.
[22:11] Toya
Let's begin the student council meeting, then.
[22:15] All
Let's do this.
[22:17] Toya
Okay, Kuze. Could you introduce yourself?
[22:21] Masachika
Sure.
[22:23] Masachika
I'm Kuze Masachika, and I'll be handling
general affairs for the student council.
[22:29] Masachika
Next year, Kujo Alisa here and I...
[22:32] Masachika
will be running mates
in the presidential election.
[22:36] Masachika
I look forward to working with you all.
E6 - A Kiss of the Indirect Variety
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SIGN Student Council Office
[00:02] Masachika
I'm an avid consumer of otaku media.
[00:05] Masachika
You can talk to me about most of
the popular anime or manga out there.
[00:09] Masachika
That's all.
[00:10] Toya
Thank you.
[00:12] Toya
That makes you an official member
of the student council.
[00:15] Toya
For today, could you shadow
the elder Kujo and help her out?
[00:18] Masachika
Sure.
[00:20] Toya
Thanks for that.
[00:21] Toya
While I'm sure you'll adapt in no time
thanks to your experience as vice president,
[00:27] Toya
I want you to work with the other
members while you learn the ropes.
[00:31] Masachika
Are we short-staffed or something?
[00:33] Toya
Yeah, disastrously so.
[00:36] Yuki
I apologize for interrupting...
[00:38] Yuki
But I think I'll head over to the art club
to discuss their upcoming exhibit.
[00:44] Toya
Yeah, take care of that.
[00:45] Yuki
I will.
[00:47] Yuki
Related to that,
[00:49] Yuki
I'm sure we'll end up discussing the budget,
[00:51] Yuki
so I'd like to ask Alisa-san,
the treasurer, to accompany me.
[00:55] Alya
Huh?
[00:58] Alya
I understand.
[01:00] Alya
I'll be gone for a bit, President.
[01:02] Toya
Sure. Go crunch those numbers.
[01:08] Masachika
Something's about to go down.
SIGN Sometimes
SIGN in Russian
SIGN Hides Her
SIGN Feelings
SIGN Alya Sometimes Hides
Her Feelings in Russian
SIGN Episode 6
SIGN A Kiss of the Indirect Variety
[02:47] Alya
I feel like I should
bring it up myself.
[02:52] Alya
Suou-san.
[02:55] Alya
Do you have a moment to talk?
[02:57] Yuki
Of course.
[02:59] Yuki
Instead of doing it here,
[03:00] Yuki
why don't we use
that empty classroom for a bit?
[03:07] Alya
I'm going to run for president
together with Kuze-kun.
[03:11] Yuki
Yes, I'm aware.
[03:14] Yuki
Masachika-kun told me as much last night.
[03:17] Alya
He did?
[03:20] Yuki
Er, is that all?
[03:22] Alya
That is all. I have no intention of
apologizing, because I did nothing wrong.
[03:28] Alya
I simply wanted to give you the news in person.
[03:33] Yuki
Is that so?
[03:35] Yuki
Indeed, you have nothing to apologize for.
[03:39] Yuki
Masachika-kun chose this for himself.
[03:44] Yuki
I have no say in this decision,
[03:47] Yuki
nor do I have any intention
of taking any displeasure out on you.
[03:52] Yuki
However, I do find it regrettable
that he didn't choose me.
[03:58] Alya
Suou-san, do you...
[04:02] Alya
Nothing. Never mind.
[04:04] Yuki
Yes, I love him.
[04:07] Yuki
More than anyone in this whole wide world.
[04:10] Alya
R-Really?
[04:12] Yuki
Really.
[04:14] Yuki
I love Masachika-kun more than
I do Mother and Father, even.
[04:23] Yuki
What about you?
[04:26] Yuki
How do you feel about Masachika-kun?
[04:29] Alya
M-Me?
[04:33] Alya
Kuze-kun's my friend.
[04:36] Alya
A-And a very dear one, at that.
[04:39] Yuki
Do you like him?
[04:41] Yuki
Well? Are you in love with him?
[04:45] Alya
I'm... not talking about that sort of thing.
[04:50] Yuki
Well, I just told you how much I love him.
[04:52] Yuki
Now it's your turn.
[04:54] Yuki
Make yourself clear.
[05:02] Alya
I can't say if I'm in love with him or not,
[05:06] Alya
but I won't let you have him.
[05:09] Alya
He's mine!
[05:15] Yuki
Is that so?
[05:17] Yuki
I'm satisfied with getting
that much out of you today.
[05:24] Yuki
Let's head on over to the art club.
[05:26] Alya
Y-Yeah.
[05:30] Yuki
Oh, right, while we're here...
[05:33] Yuki
If you don't mind, may I call you Alya-san?
[05:36] Yuki
Hearing Masha-senpai
and Masachika-kun call you that
[05:40] Yuki
made me want to use
that lovely nickname as well.
[05:42] Alya
I don't particularly mind.
[05:45] Yuki
In return, please call me Yuki.
[05:51] Alya
Yuki... san.
[05:53] Yuki
I appreciate it.
[05:57] Alya
I...
[05:58] Alya
I feel like I said something crazy back there.
[06:04] Masachika
Masha-san, can you check this part?
[06:06] Masha
Oh, that's an error.
[06:09] Masachika
Yeah, I thought so. I'll fix it.
[06:13] Masha
Please do.
[06:16] Masachika
Much to my surprise,
[06:18] Masachika
she's like a well-oiled machine at work.
[06:21] Masachika
On the other hand...
[06:24] Chisaki
Huh? Where did I see this?
[06:29] Chisaki
What? Why?!
[06:32] Toya
Uh, Chisaki?
[06:34] Toya
I hear they're doing a large-scale
restock over at the library,
[06:37] Toya
and they're looking for people to help.
[06:39] Chisaki
I got it!
[06:45] Toya
Sorry about this, Kuze.
[06:47] Toya
Chisaki is more or less always like that.
[06:49] Toya
Still, she's a force to be reckoned with
in club and committee discussions.
[06:54] Masachika
I mean, everybody's got
their strengths and weaknesses.
[07:00] Masha
Let's take a quick break, shall we?
[07:02] Masha
I'll make some tea.
[07:04] Masachika
Oh, I'll help.
[07:06] Masha
No, it's fine.
[07:09] Masha
Have a seat and wait.
[07:11] Masha
I like making tea.
[07:16] Masha
Are you a milk tea person, Kuze-kun?
[07:18] Masha
How about sugar?
[07:19] Masha
Oh, we have jam too.
[07:21] Masachika
Jam? Like in Russian tea?
[07:25] Masachika
I'll take jam, then.
[07:27] Masha
Sure thing.
[07:28] Masha
And I assume you're okay
with protein powder, President?
[07:31] Toya
Nothing okay about that.
[07:34] Masachika
I didn't expect that kind
of joke from you, Masha-san.
[07:38] Masachika
Actually, wait.
[07:40] Masachika
Isn't black tea more of
a winter drink in Russia?
[07:44] Masha
Hmm, it depends on the household.
[07:47] Masha
We drank tea all year round
when we were there, at least.
[07:52] Masha
Partly because my mother
can't live without her tea.
[07:57] Masachika
She's Japanese, right? That makes sense.
[08:00] Masha
Do you know a lot about Russia?
[08:03] Masachika
Not really, but I did watch some
Russian movies with my grandfather.
[08:09] Masha
Oh, wow.
[08:11] Masachika
Well, that was just my gateway.
[08:14] Masachika
In all honesty, I studied like crazy
because I wanted to talk to that girl.
[08:21] Masha
Here you are. Enjoy.
[08:24] Toya
Thank you.
[08:30] Masachika
This is great.
[08:32] Masha
You think so? Thanks.
[08:36] Masachika
This reminds me...
[08:40] Masachika
That mother of mine's
quite the tea aficionado herself.
[08:52] Masachika
Oh, so the jam doesn't always go in the tea?
[08:55] Masha
It's personal preference.
[08:57] Masachika
Huh...
[09:04] Masachika
So sweet.
[09:07] Yuki
I'm back.
[09:09] Alya
So am I.
[09:11] Masha
Welcome back.
[09:12] Masha
Would you two like some tea too?
[09:14] Yuki
Oh, gladly.
[09:16] Alya
Give me.
[09:17] Masha
Sure. Give me a second.
[09:27] Alya
What?
[09:28] Masachika
Personal space? Hello?
[09:30] Alya
In Russia, it's considered bad luck for
a young lady to sit at the corner of the table.
[09:35] Masachika
Is it?
[09:36] Alya
It is.
[09:38] Masachika
Bit too close for comfort, though!
[09:45] Masachika
Wait, what? Did something really go down?
[09:49] Masachika
Uh, Masha-san?
[09:51] Masachika
Is what Alya said true?
Is there really a superstition like that?
[09:55] Masha
There is.
[09:56] Masha
They say unmarried people who take
the corner seat will never get married.
[10:00] Masha
Did you find someone
you would like to marry, Alya-chan?
[10:04] Alya
Of course not.
I just didn't feel like sitting there.
[10:07] Masha
What? Really?
[10:10] Alya
Drop it.
SIGN Marriage isn't in the cards just yet.
[10:16] Masachika
Yeah, we're only 15, after all.
[10:19] Masachika
Though something about
that phrasing's bugging me...
[10:21] Masachika
Wait, you're doing this
even with your sister around?!
[10:24] Masha
Here, Alya-chan.
[10:26] Masha
Help yourself while you wait.
[10:33] Alya
What?
[10:34] Masachika
Nothing at all.
[10:36] Toya
All right, let's call it a day.
[10:40] Toya
Us second-years have something
to discuss with the teachers.
[10:43] Toya
The first-years may leave.
[10:45] Chisaki
Good work today.
[10:46] Masachikaalyayuki
Goodbye.
[10:53] Masachika
Okay, Yuki definitely did something
she shouldn't have.
[10:59] Masachika
Hey, Alya?
[11:01] Alya
What is it?
[11:02] Masachika
Can we stop by here for a bit?
[11:04] Alya
Huh?
[11:06] Alya
Why?
[11:07] Masachika
We need to talk about some stuff
regarding the presidential election.
[11:13] Alya
Oh...
[11:15] Alya
Sure, why not?
[11:16] Masachika
Okay, let's head in.
SIGN So this isn't a date.
[11:22] Masachika
Is that what you were hoping for, Alya-san?!
[11:32] Alya
What?
[11:33] Masachika
I didn't say anything.
[11:35] Alya
I'm a bit worn out.
[11:37] Alya
I need some sugar to get
my brain working again.
[11:40] Masachika
That so?
[11:42] Masachika
Uh... did something happen with Yuki?
[11:47] Alya
Nuh-uh.
[11:48] Masachika
Yuki! What the heck did you do?!
[11:53] Alya
Are you and Yuki-san dating?
[11:56] Masachika
Hell nah.
[11:58] Alya
You're not?
[11:59] Masachika
Nope. Absolutely not.
[12:01] Yuki
But she said...
[12:05] Masachika
I'm only saying this cause you need to hear it.
[12:07] Masachika
She's not the prim-and-proper
lady she appears to be.
[12:10] Masachika
She's messing with you
and having fun seeing how you react.
[12:15] Masachika
Anyway...
[12:16] Masachika
Moving on to the election talk.
Let's get one thing out of the way.
[12:20] Masachika
We stand zero chance
of beating Yuki as things stand.
[12:23] Alya
Not beating around the bush, are we?
[12:26] Masachika
It's the truth. That's how big
a front-runner Yuki is.
[12:33] Masachika
Normally, you'd have three pairs of aspiring
candidates in the student council at this time.
[12:39] Masachika
In fact, at the start of middle school,
[12:42] Masachika
our council had six pairs—
Yuki and me included—
[12:44] Masachika
meaning 12 aspirants in total.
[12:46] Alya
That's so many.
[12:48] Masachika
That said, half of them dropped out at
the student congress right before the election.
[12:53] Alya
Student congress?
[12:55] Masachika
It's something of a debate contest
held between students.
[12:58] Masachika
If, say, the dispute between the baseball and
soccer teams hadn't reached a compromise,
[13:04] Masachika
they would've had to debate each other
at the student congress to decide who won.
[13:08] Alya
So that's what the events
I saw happening in the auditorium were.
[13:14] Alya
Anyway, what do you mean,
half of them dropped out?
[13:18] Masachika
When the congress features
presidential candidates,
[13:21] Masachika
it essentially becomes a
preview of the election.
[13:23] Masachika
Once they debate on policy
and one side beats out the other,
[13:27] Masachika
it establishes a clear pecking order
in the eyes of most students.
[13:31] Alya
I see what you mean.
[13:33] Masachika
Traditionally, the candidates fight each other
[13:35] Masachika
until the field gets whittled down
to three pairs or so.
[13:39] Masachika
Of course, not every candidate
joins the student council,
[13:44] Masachika
but the lack of numbers this year
is clearly abnormal.
[13:48] Masachika
Everyone's given up on beating Yuki.
[13:53] Alya
What's with him?
[13:54] Alya
He's acting like this doesn't bother him.
[13:56] Masachika
It goes to show that everyone thinks
she's a shoo-in as the next president.
[13:57] Alya
Does he just not think anything of
coming to a restaurant with a girl?
[14:02] Masachika
The benefits of being student council
president at our academy go without saying.
[14:07] Masachika
In fact, that title is of such great value
[14:11] Alya
No wonder I had such a hard time drinking with it. When did I do this?
[14:11] Masachika
that the elections were rife with
underhanded tactics until a few years ago.
[14:19] Masachika
But hey, thanks to all that,
now we get to have clean elections.
[14:26] Masachika
You listening to me, Alya?
[14:28] Alya
I am. I was just momentarily
distracted by my parfait.
[14:32] Masachika
I mean, it definitely looks great.
[14:35] Alya
Get off my case!
[14:37] Alya
I'm only acting up because
of the way you're acting!
[14:45] Alya
Fine, I got it.
[14:46] Alya
If you're not going to get in the mood,
I'll get you in the mood myself!
[14:50] Alya
Say, do you want a bite?
[14:53] Masachika
Nah, I'm good.
[14:55] Alya
You said it looks great, didn't you?
[14:56] Alya
No need to be shy.
[15:00] Alya
Here you go.
[15:02] Masachika
Uh, I can just get a fresh spoon.
[15:05] Alya
You'd call the staff over just for that?
It'd add to their washing load, too.
[15:09] Masachika
But...
[15:10] Alya
Hurry up!
[15:12] Alya
This is perfectly commonplace in Russia!
[15:14] Masachika
Wait, really?
[15:16] Masachika
Nope, she's totally lying.
[15:18] Masachika
Come on! Say "aah"!
[15:21] Masachika
She even said the magic words!
[15:26] Masachika
Guh! An indirect kiss, also featuring tongue!
[15:35] Masachika
Wow, that's sweet.
[15:36] Alya
Yeah?
[15:44] Masachika
Is that Taniyama?
[15:49] Alya
So, how do we beat Yuki-san?
[15:52] Masachika
Facing her head-on isn't gonna help.
[15:56] Masachika
We need to run a campaign that appeals
to students from a different angle.
[15:58] Alya
Like how, exactly?
[16:00] Masachika
Take President Kenzaki, for example.
[16:03] Masachika
One of the candidates in last year's election
was a former middle school president.
[16:08] Masachika
And yet, it was President Kenzaki
who came out on top.
[16:12] Alya
He wasn't on the council
in middle school, was he?
[16:16] Masachika
Nope, but he still won,
thanks to an elaborate strategy.
[16:21] Alya
What was it?
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 80 0 80
SIGN Seirei Express
SIGN Kenzaki Toya's Path to
Student Council President
SIGN Volume 5:
The Return of the Abs
[16:22] Masachika
The newspaper club profiled him
because they were amused by him running.
[16:30] Masachika
I'm sure they were mostly
messing with him at the start,
[16:35] Masachika
but as the coverage went on,
his appearance changed, and his grades went up.
[16:39] Masachika
People were watching
a success story unfold in real time,
[16:42] Masachika
and they started rooting for him.
[16:45] Masachika
And that wave of support
carried him all the way to victory.
[16:49] Alya
So you're saying I need a backstory
to rally support?
[16:53] Alya
To show all the students
how hard I'm working and all that?
[16:57] Masachika
Always quick to catch on, I see.
[17:01] Masachika
But uh...
[17:01] Masachika
Whatcha gonna do with that spoon?
[17:05] Alya
What do I do with this spoon?
[17:14] Masachika
Hey, uh, mind if I order something?
[17:17] Alya
Huh? Feel free.
[17:22] Waitress
Here's your order.
[17:24] Waitress
And the fresh spoon you asked for.
[17:27] Waitress
Please enjoy.
[17:30] Alya
You didn't have to.
[17:32] Masachika
Trust me, I had to do it for myself.
[17:34] Alya
Getting flustered over something so minor?
You're a bigger baby than I thought.
[17:39] Alya
And here I figured
you were used to female company.
[17:42] Masachika
Meanwhile, I'm over here
shocked by how casual you were about it.
[17:48] Masachika
What, is Russia rife with
indirect kisses or something?
SIGN You're the only one I would do that with, dummy.
[17:56] Masachika
Heh. Thanks.
[17:58] Masachika
Hurry up and eat that. It's gonna melt away.
[18:01] Alya
You're right.
[18:04] Alya
Anyway, how exactly do I
build support like President Kenzaki did?
[18:10] Masachika
Hmm, well, you'd need to show everyone
just how hard you're willing to work.
[18:15] Masachika
Our first chance is
the first term's closing ceremony.
[18:18] Alya
Do you mean the student council address?
[18:21] Masachika
Yeah.
[18:22] Masachika
It's essentially the first policy speech
made to the whole student body.
[18:27] Masachika
I'm sure you realize how important that is.
[18:30] Alya
What should I say in my speech?
[18:33] Masachika
Whatever you like.
[18:36] Masachika
The audience is more likely to be
receptive if you speak your mind.
[18:39] Alya
What, do you not have
any specific advice to give?
[18:43] Masachika
You don't need to fake anything.
[18:45] Masachika
You're a perfectly captivating
human being as you are.
[18:49] Alya
Oh, yeah?
SIGN How exactly?
SIGN Praise me more.
[18:56] Masachika
This is exactly what I mean, you charmer, you!
[19:04] Masachika
I thought they'd play it safer
since they're a casual diner.
[19:07] Alya
Is that any good?
[19:08] Masachika
Yeah, kinda.
[19:09] Masachika
Wanna try?
[19:11] Masachika
Wait, Alya can't handle this level of heat.
[19:16] Alya
That looks hot.
[19:18] Alya
But if I back out, he'll realize
I'm not a fan of spicy food.
[19:24] Alya
I'll have just a bite, then.
[19:26] Masachika
Y-Yeah, go for it.
SIGN A WHOLE
CHILI
[19:37] Devilyuki
Let her have it, bro.
[19:39] Devilyuki
Be honest. Seeing Alya-san
teary-eyed is such a turn-on, right?
[19:43] Angelmasha
No, don't bully Alya-chan like that.
[19:46] Angelmasha
Bad boy!
[19:48] Devilyuki
Get lost!
[19:55] Masachika
Forgive me, Alya.
[19:57] Masachika
Here you go. The best part.
[19:59] Alya
Th-Thank you.
[20:15] Masachika
Alya?
SIGN You jerk!
[20:23] Masachika
You okay?
[20:25] Alya
What do you mean? I'm fine.
[20:27] Masachika
If you say so.
[20:31] Alya
Oh, yeah. What's Yuki-san going to do?
[20:34] Masachika
Huh?
[20:35] Alya
I mean, if you're running with me,
[20:39] Alya
that means she'll have to find
a new partn—running mate.
[20:44] Masachika
Well, she's absurdly popular on her own,
[20:48] Masachika
so I don't think it really matters...
[20:51] Masachika
But it'd have to be someone
who was on our student council, huh?
[20:56] Masachika
Yeah, we're in trouble if she
brings out the likes of Taniyama.
[21:01] Alya
Who's Taniyama?
[21:03] Masachika
Taniyama Sayaka.
[21:04] Masachika
Back in middle school, she took Yuki
to the wire in the election we won.
[21:09] Masachika
Never heard of her?
[21:10] Alya
Can't say I have.
[21:13] Masachika
Did she give up on ever becoming president?
[21:19] Alya
Kuze-kun?
[21:20] Masachika
Oh, uh...
[21:21] Masachika
Well, I'm sure we'll find out who Yuki's
gonna team up with soon enough.
SIGN Seirei
Private
Academy
SIGN Student Council Office
[21:30] Yuki
I'd like to introduce you all to someone.
[21:34] Yuki
Ayano.
[21:39] Alya
Kuze-kun?
[21:43] Ayano
Pleased to meet you.
[21:45] Ayano
I'm Kimishima Ayano from Class 1-C.
[21:49] Ayano
I'll be joining the student council
and handling general affairs.
[21:55] Ayano
I look forward to working with you all.
[21:59] Ayano
Masachika-sama, let's do our best
together as the general affairs team.
[22:04] Masachika
Ayano...
E7 - A Storm Arrives
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[00:06] Ayano
Masachika-sama.
[00:11] Ayano
Masachika-sama.
[00:14] Masachika
Ayano...
[00:16] Masachika
You need something?
[00:17] Ayano
I apologize for startling you.
[00:19] Ayano
May I have a moment of your time?
[00:23] Masachika
Uh, okay.
[00:24] Ayano
Thank you.
[00:26] Ayano
Please follow me.
[00:28] Masachika
She's like a ninja. Never fails to amaze me.
SIGN Sometimes
SIGN in Russian
SIGN Hides Her
SIGN Feelings
SIGN Alya Sometimes Hides
Her Feelings in Russian
SIGN Episode 7
[02:04] Ayano
Thank you for taking the time to—
SIGN A Storm Arrives
[02:06] Masachika
Skip the formalities.
[02:08] Masachika
Get to the point.
[02:09] Ayano
My apologies.
[02:11] Ayano
Very well.
[02:12] Ayano
I hear that you're planning to run with
Kujo-sama in the presidential election.
[02:17] Ayano
Is this true?
[02:19] Masachika
Yeah.
[02:23] Ayano
Master has expressed
his displeasure with this turn of events.
[02:29] Ayano
He was incredulous that you stand in
Yuki-sama's way after abandoning the Suou name.
[02:37] Masachika
That geezer...
[02:39] Masachika
He gave me the whole, "If you leave,
we will be no more than strangers"
[02:43] Masachika
and "You will not be allowed to
call yourself Yuki's brother" spiel,
[02:47] Masachika
and now he wants to act like we're family?
[02:49] Masachika
Screw you, you dinosaur.
[02:52] Masachika
And?
[02:53] Masachika
He sent you to confirm whether it was true?
[02:57] Ayano
No, I'm asking of my own accord.
[03:00] Ayano
As Yuki-sama's aide, it is my job
to assess any and all threats to her.
[03:07] Masachika
Wow, such fealty. What are you, a samurai?
[03:10] Ayano
I... truly believed that you would never
do anything to cause Yuki-sama grief.
[03:20] Ayano
Was my trust in you misplaced?
[03:22] Masachika
I didn't decide to run in order to oppose Yuki.
[03:27] Masachika
It was just an unfortunate consequence.
[03:31] Ayano
Whatever your thought process,
[03:32] Ayano
the fact remains that you are now
on a collision course.
[03:35] Ayano
Is running with Kujo-sama so important to you
[03:40] Ayano
that you would betray
and hurt Yuki-sama to do it?
[03:45] Masachika
Yeah.
[03:48] Masachika
I promised her that I would do everything
in my power to make her president.
[03:54] Ayano
Is that because you harbor
special feelings for her?
[03:58] Ayano
Do you, perhaps...
[04:00] Masachika
Nope.
[04:01] Masachika
It was just something I decided I wanted to do.
[04:05] Masachika
So tell Gramps this for me:
[04:07] Masachika
Don't pester Yuki about this.
[04:10] Masachika
If you've got a problem,
[04:12] Masachika
come say it to my face.
[04:17] Ayano
Understood.
[04:19] Ayano
May I ask you one last thing?
[04:23] Ayano
Can I trust that your love
for Yuki-sama remains the same?
[04:29] Masachika
Yuki is still the most important
person in the world to me.
[04:33] Masachika
That part hasn't changed.
[04:37] Masachika
So, please, be there for her.
[04:42] Ayano
I understand.
[04:44] Ayano
I'm glad to have been able to hear
your thoughts on this matter.
[04:50] Ayano
Now, if you'll excuse me.
[04:55] Masachika
I guess I ended up disappointing her.
SIGN Young Blahblah
[05:01] Takeshi
Ta-da! Check out this week's bikini cover!
[05:05] Takeshi
Say, Masachika, who's your fave?
[05:07] Masachika
Sorry, I don't really get idols.
[05:10] Takeshi
Dude, quit sounding like an old man.
[05:12] Takeshi
Come on, you can pick off looks.
[05:14] Masachika
Well, in that case...
[05:17] Masachika
In this group, I guess that one?
[05:21] Hikaru
Hmm?
[05:22] Hikaru
The girl you picked kinda
looks like Kujo-senpai.
[05:26] Takeshi
Oh?
[05:27] Masachika
Does she?
[05:30] Takeshi
Now that you mention it, I see the resemblance.
[05:32] Takeshi
Are you into girls like Kujo-senpai, Masachika?
[05:35] Masachika
Not really?
[05:37] Masachika
Masha-san has a boyfriend, anyway.
[05:39] Hikaru
So you totally would if she didn't.
[05:41] Takeshi
Wait, when'd you start using her nickname?
You been making a move, huh?
[05:45] Masachika
No way. It just happened.
[05:48] Masachika
I've never looked at her in that way...
SIGN You animal.
[06:01] Alya
Do you really think it's okay for a student
council officer to bring that to school?
[06:06] Masachika
Well, actually, Takeshi was
the one who brought it.
[06:11] Alya
Then you should tell him off.
[06:13] Masachika
Yes, ma'am.
[06:20] Takeshi
Okay, change of topics.
Ever thought about dating Suou-san?
[06:25] Masachika
Never. Not in a million years.
[06:27] Hikaru
Why not?
[06:28] Masachika
I mean...
[06:31] Masachika
Anyway, I want a girlfriend
who can also be my best friend.
SIGN So, someone like me?
[06:40] Takeshi
Masachika? What's wrong?
[06:42] Masachika
Uh, nothing.
[06:46] Masachika
And, well, I'd like a girl
with a cute smile.
[06:53] Hikaru
Yeah, people with cold eyes
can feel quite distant.
[06:59] Takeshi
How they carry themselves
in daily life really matters.
[07:04] Masachika
Hey, watch what you're saying!
You're hurting Alya!
SIGN Whatever.
SIGN It doesn't matter. I have friends.
[07:13] Masachika
Just gas her up some for now!
[07:15] Takeshi
Okay, fine.
[07:17] Takeshi
But, hey, that stuff doesn't matter when
we're talking about a girl as pretty as Alya!
[07:22] Masachikahikaru
You're not helping!
[07:24] Takeshi
Huh?
[07:25] Alya
Huh... So that's how you see me.
[07:29] Alya
Well, excuse me for being a girl
who's all looks and no charm.
[07:35] Takeshi
Uh, nobody said that.
[07:37] Takeshi
Eek!
[07:38] Alya
On second thought, I'm taking this.
[07:46] Yuki
Come in.
[07:47] Ayano
Excuse me.
[07:52] Yuki
Well? Satisfied now?
[07:54] Ayano
Yes. Masachika-sama
is still the man I idolized.
[07:59] Yuki
Glad to hear it. What'd he say?
[08:03] Ayano
He refused to back down
on running with Kujo-sama.
[08:08] Yuki
Figures.
[08:09] Ayano
He also asked me to tell Master, "If you've
got a problem, come say it to my face."
[08:17] Yuki
Hoo boy.
[08:19] Yuki
Them's fighting words.
Onii-chan's serious about this.
[08:23] Ayano
He is. His fantastic aggressiveness
sent shockwaves through my womb.
[08:29] Yuki
Uh-huh? It did that, huh?
[08:32] Ayano
Yes.
[08:33] Yuki
Uh... Just checking, you're not in love
with him or anything, are you?
[08:40] Ayano
That is correct.
[08:42] Ayano
I idolize him as I do you, but there are
no romantic feelings involved.
[08:49] Yuki
Is that so...?
[08:50] Ayano
I would never have the gall
to seek to be his girlfriend.
[08:56] Ayano
All I wish is to serve him well as a tool.
[08:59] Yuki
Way to sound like a sub!
[09:02] Ayano
I'm afraid I don't understand.
What do you mean by "sub"?
[09:06] Yuki
Huh? Er... A super maid Serving Under a Boss.
[09:10] Yuki
S-U-B.
[09:12] Ayano
Thank you for explaining.
[09:14] Ayano
You honor me.
[09:16] Ayano
I'll continue to do my utmost
to be the perfect sub.
[09:20] Yuki
Yo, did you hear that?
[09:23] Ayano
Right, one last thing.
[09:26] Yuki
Hmm? What is it?
[09:27] Ayano
Masachika-sama also said that
[09:30] Ayano
you are still the most important
person in the world to him.
[09:42] Ayano
Yuki-sama?
[09:49] Yuki
Close call! I nearly screamed out
my love for him in the middle of school!
[09:56] Yuki
My dearest brother sure knows
how to tug at my heartstrings.
[10:02] Yuki
That aside...
[10:05] Yuki
He's really set on taking me on, huh?
[10:08] Yuki
Nice. Things are getting interesting.
[10:12] Yuki
Honestly, I didn't think Alya-san
would've put up much of a fight by herself.
[10:15] Ayano
Most of the first-years seem
to believe that you will get elected.
[10:20] Ayano
As for Kujo-sama... I hate to be blunt, but...
[10:24] Ayano
"She's being dumb 'cause she transferred
into our middle school after Suou's reign"
[10:30] Ayano
seems to be the prevailing opinion.
[10:33] Yuki
Wow, they're merciless.
[10:35] Yuki
Now, how does Onii-chan plan
to turn this situation around?
[10:41] Ayano
You seem to be enjoying yourself.
[10:42] Yuki
I am.
[10:44] Yuki
I get to go up against that prodigy—
[10:46] Yuki
the greatest talent the Suou family
has ever produced.
[10:50] Yuki
Onii-chan, who I could never best at anything,
[10:54] Yuki
is coming at me with
a formidable partner, Alya-san!
[10:59] Yuki
It's enough to make the heart sing!
Now we're talking!
[11:03] Yuki
Bring it! I'll take you on with all I've got!
[11:11] Yuki
By the way, Ayano.
[11:12] Ayano
What is it, Yuki-sama?
[11:17] Yuki
Wasn't I giving off some major
final boss vibes just now?
SIGN Student Council Office
[11:29] Yuki
I raise.
[11:33] Alya
Fold. I'm out.
[11:35] Yuki
Oh, really?
[11:37] Yuki
All I had was a high card.
I guess bluffs do work.
[11:41] Alya
What?!
[11:42] Masha
Oh no, Alya-chan.
[11:44] Masha
That's too bad.
[11:53] Toya
Looks like Suou's got the upper hand there.
SIGN New
Student
Council
Members
Welcome
Party
[11:56] Masachika
It's a battle of wits,
and that's Yuki's playground.
[12:00] Chisaki
I'm sure that's part of it,
[12:02] Chisaki
but I feel like Alya-chan's
simply too easy to read.
[12:05] Masachika
Sarashina-senpai...
[12:07] Masachika
I was trying not to say it out loud.
[12:09] Chisaki
Oops. Sorry about that.
[12:13] Toya
The younger Kujo doesn't have
much of a poker face, does she?
[12:17] Toya
I kind of assumed
she would be a lot more composed.
[12:21] Toya
On the contrary, the elder Kujo
might be the one who's hard to read.
[12:25] Masachika
Ah, yeah.
[12:28] Chisaki
I can't really tell
what she's thinking, either.
[12:32] Chisaki
She's a great girl, almost a paragon of virtue,
[12:35] Chisaki
but she does the strangest
damn things from time to time.
[12:39] Masachika
She's got her own special energy.
[12:42] Chisaki
Or just, like, she's a ditz?
[12:43] Masachika
Again, I was trying not to say it!
[12:45] Chisaki
Sorry again.
[12:47] Ayano
Sarashina-sama.
[12:48] Chisaki
Whoa!
[12:49] Ayano
Would you like a refill?
[12:52] Chisaki
You really snuck up on me.
[12:56] Masachika
I'm good. I've still got some.
[12:59] Ayano
Understood.
[13:00] Toya
You have a unique way of carrying yourself.
[13:03] Toya
Did you pick that up serving as Suou's aide?
[13:05] Ayano
Yes. My grandparents taught me.
[13:08] Toya
Oh?
[13:09] Ayano
Her grandparents used to serve Yuki's family.
[13:13] Toya
Wow. Your parents, too?
[13:15] Ayano
No, my parents are office workers.
[13:18] Chisaki
Wait, what?
[13:20] Ayano
Yes.
[13:21] Ayano
I chose this because I admired my grandparents.
[13:23] Ayano
It isn't the family business or anything.
[13:26] Chisaki
Huh... How long have you been doing this?
[13:30] Ayano
There was no clear start date.
[13:34] Ayano
But I believe I decided to follow
this path back in second grade.
[13:39] Chisaki
Early, much?
[13:40] Ayano
That's how much I admired my grandparents.
[13:43] Ayano
And also, it was Masa—
[13:46] Ayano
massively clear to me that Yuki-sama
was someone worth serving.
[13:52] Masachika
Ayano, a moment.
[13:54] Ayano
I apologize for my slip-up, Masachika-sama.
[13:58] Masachika
Uh, it's fine as long as
it doesn't happen again.
[14:01] Masachika
But...
SIGN Knightly
SIGN Idolization
[14:05] Masachika
Her eyes are filled with love and respect!
[14:08] Masachika
Why? Is she not mad at me anymore?
[14:10] Masachika
What the heck did I do
to score points with her?!
[14:13] Toya
Is not making a sound
a required skill for an attendant?
[14:17] Ayano
Indeed. My grandparents drilled it into me.
[14:21] Ayano
They said a servant must never stand out.
[14:37] Masha
Ayano-chan, can I get a refill too?
[14:41] Ayano
I apologize for not noticing, Mariya-sama.
[14:45] Masha
Alya-chan told me to shut up and go away.
[14:50] Toya
I'm starting to get worried.
They won't get into a fight, right?
[14:54] Masachika
Don't worry about it.
[14:56] Masachika
It looks like Alya's enjoying herself.
[14:59] Masha
She's really letting her hair down for once.
[15:02] Masachika
I know, right?
[15:03] Masha
Oh, you can tell?
[15:05] Masachika
I sure can.
[15:08] Toya
She's enjoying herself?
[15:09] Chisaki
Looking like that?
[15:13] Masha
Oh, are we out?
[15:15] Masha
I should go get more.
[15:17] Ayano
I'll go.
[15:19] Masha
Don't worry about it.
You're the heroine of today's show.
[15:24] Masachika
This welcome party is for the two of us.
[15:28] Masachika
As the girl, I guess
that makes you the heroine.
[15:30] Masha
Exactly.
[15:32] Masha
Would you lead the way, hero?
[15:35] Masachika
Why am I not exempt?!
SIGN New Student
Council Members
Welcome Party
[15:40] Masachika
We're going on a drink run. What do you want?
[15:42] Yuki
I'll have a café au lait.
[15:44] Yuki
The brown one, not the white.
[15:47] Alya
Oshiruko, please.
[15:49] Toya
Witsuya Cider for me.
[15:51] Chisaki
Cola—or actually, ginger ale.
[15:53] Ayano
I'm fine with water.
[15:55] Masha
Er, I'll have some lemon tea.
[15:58] Masachika
You didn't have to say. You're coming with me.
[16:02] Masha
Oh, right you are.
[16:04] Masachika
Uh, so Witsuya Cider, ginger ale, lemon tea...
[16:08] Masachika
the brown café au lait, oshiruko, and water.
[16:11] Masachika
Gotcha.
[16:19] Masha
Thank you again, Kuze-kun.
[16:22] Masachika
Where did that come from? For what?
[16:24] Masha
For offering to run with Alya-chan.
[16:29] Masha
I'm sure she was delighted.
[16:33] Masachika
Maybe, but it's not something
you need to thank me for.
[16:37] Masha
You think? I very much disagree.
[16:40] Masha
Alya-chan has never had anybody to lean on,
so I'm glad you're there for her now.
[16:47] Masachika
Okay...?
[16:50] Masachika
Wait...
[16:51] Masha
Hmm?
[16:52] Masachika
I just had a thought.
[16:54] Masachika
Are you deliberately hiding
your responsible side from Alya?
[17:05] Masha
You see, I don't want to compete with her.
[17:11] Masha
She's a real hard worker, always going
full-throttle in everything she does.
[17:16] Masha
And I love her for that.
SIGN What are you doing?
[17:42] Masachika
So you're playing the role of her
counterpart, a happy-go-lucky older sis?
[17:45] Masha
I'm not exactly "playing" anything.
[17:47] Masha
It's just, living life with the dial
constantly turned to 11 can wear you out.
[17:51] Masha
We all need to relax a little.
[17:54] Masha
Though, I won't deny that I do try
to be extra lax around Alya-chan.
[18:05] Masha
I don't want her to feel isolated.
[18:10] Masha
Sister relationships are complicated.
All sibling relationships are, actually.
[18:15] Masha
We're the closest people
in the world to one another,
[18:18] Masha
and that forces us to compare and compete.
[18:22] Masachika
Yeah, I'm painfully aware of that.
[18:26] Masachika
I only get away with
not feeling inferior to Yuki
[18:30] Masachika
because she has no qualms in showing
her love and admiration for me.
SIGN Café Coffee
Milk au Lait
[18:37] Masachika
Is she putting on a crazy otaku persona
on purpose to act like a stupid little sis?
[18:44] Masachika
Nah, that's definitely
just who she is deep down.
[18:47] Masachika
I see you're a caring older sister, Masha-san.
[18:51] Masha
Aren't I?
[18:53] Masha
I actually am a great big sis,
believe it or not.
[18:57] Masha
But keep it a secret from Alya-chan, okay?
[19:00] Masachika
Why would I tell her?
[19:02] Masachika
Even if I did, she probably
wouldn't believe it.
[19:04] Masachika
She'd have to be convinced that her sister's
secretly a mature, responsible person.
[19:07] Masha
Please. You act like you're
not hiding a responsible side yourself.
[19:15] Masachika
Unlike you, I don't have a good reason for it.
[19:19] Masachika
I'm just looking out for myself.
[19:22] Masachika
I just play the slacker so I can take it easy
and not have people depending on me.
[19:29] Masachika
Don't pay it any mind.
[19:36] Masha
There, there.
[19:38] Masha
Good job hanging in there.
[19:40] Masha
It'll all be okay.
[19:42] Masha
You'll be just fine, Kuze-kun.
[19:44] Masachika
I'm not really...
[19:47] Masha
Good boy. A good boy needs praise.
[19:52] Masachika
I don't get it.
[19:54] Masachika
Why is it so easy for her
to break through my shell?
[20:03] Sayaka
Kujo Alisa-san?
[20:10] Sayaka
Sorry, I know this is abrupt.
[20:12] Sayaka
I'm Taniyama Sayaka from Class F.
[20:15] Sayaka
Can we talk?
[20:20] Alya
Taniyama Sayaka?
[20:22] Alya
She's the one who was Yuki-san's
election opponent back in middle school, right?
[20:26] Sayaka
Kujo-san.
[20:28] Sayaka
Is it true that you're going to run
with Kuze-san in the presidential election?
[20:33] Alya
It is. What about it?
[20:36] Sayaka
That's a pretty classless move.
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
[20:41] Alya
Huh?
[20:42] Sayaka
You stole the running mate
Suou-san had set her eyes on.
[20:47] Sayaka
Was it to spite her?
[20:48] Alya
Wh-Wha?
[20:50] Alya
What are you implying?
[20:52] Alya
That I did something underhanded
to get Kuze-kun to back me?
[20:56] Sayaka
Am I wrong?
[20:58] Sayaka
I don't know how you did it, and I don't care.
[21:01] Sayaka
But you picked that massive slacker
to be your running mate,
[21:04] Sayaka
and I can only assume
you did it to spite Suou-san.
[21:07] Alya
No!
[21:08] Masachika
Alya? And Taniyama?!
[21:13] Masachika
What's the matter?
[21:14] Alya
Don't ask me.
[21:16] Alya
She's accusing me of pulling some
shady crap to steal you from Yuki-san.
[21:21] Masachika
The heck?
[21:23] Masachika
Uh, Taniyama?
[21:25] Masachika
I don't know what you heard
or who you heard it from.
[21:27] Masachika
But I made the decision
to run with Alya myself.
[21:30] Sayaka
I find that hard to believe.
[21:33] Sayaka
You'd been going through
the motions for so long.
[21:35] Sayaka
What gave you the motivation to team up
with this transfer student here?
[21:39] Masachika
"Going through the motions"?
[21:41] Masachika
I guess you're not exactly wrong.
[21:44] Masachika
Either way, Yuki's accepted my decision.
Whatever you think happened, you're wrong.
[21:49] Masachika
If you said something untoward to Alya,
[21:51] Masachika
could you please apologize?
[21:55] Sayaka
I see now. So you're the one in the wrong here.
[22:06] Sayaka
Kuze-san. I challenge you to student congress.
[22:09] Masachika
What?
[22:10] Girl1
Did you hear that?
We're getting a student congress.
[22:13] Boy
For real?
[22:14] Girl2
What's happening?
[22:15] Girl1
Two presidential candidates
are gonna have a student congress!
[22:18] Masachika
Wait, hold on a second. Are you serious?
[22:22] Sayaka
Why would I joke about this?
[22:24] Sayaka
Someone like you has no place
in the presidential election—
[22:28] Sayaka
no, on the student council in general.
[22:31] Alya
Hold it right there.
[22:33] Alya
I've heard that a student congress between
candidates can establish a pecking order.
[22:37] Alya
In that case, I need to be
part of this conversation.
[22:41] Sayaka
Stay out of this. You're just a puppet
with good grades and nothing else.
[22:47] Alya
We're running as a team
in the presidential election!
[22:49] Alya
If you, as a candidate yourself,
want to take down Kuze-kun,
[22:54] Alya
you'll have to go through me!
[22:57] Sayaka
And here I was trying to
spare you the embarrassment.
[23:00] Sayaka
Very well. I'll take you both down
in one fell swoop.
[23:04] Sayaka
People like you two don't deserve
to run for president.
E8 - Student Congress
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SIGN Sometimes
SIGN in Russian
SIGN Hides Her
SIGN Feelings
SIGN Alya Sometimes Hides
Her Feelings in Russian
SIGN Episode 8
SIGN Student Congress
[01:33] Toya
So, the topic for the student congress debate
[01:35] Toya
is "Introducing Teacher Screenings for Student Council Entry," huh?
[01:39] Masachika
Laser-targeted at me. I don't have
much of a rep among the teachers.
[01:44] Toya
Are you really going to do this?
I feel like there's nothing in it for you.
[01:49] Alya
There is something.
[01:51] Alya
If we can beat her,
our candidacy gains legitimacy.
[01:55] Alya
Also, she insulted Kuze-kun and myself.
[01:59] Alya
I need her to take back
what she said and apologize.
[02:04] Toya
Yeah?
[02:05] Masachika
Hey, it's not all bad.
[02:08] Masachika
It's a chance to introduce ourselves and
our candidacy ahead of the closing ceremony.
[02:12] Toya
If you say so.
[02:15] Toya
Very well. We'll announce it by end of day.
[02:19] Yuki
Allow me to draft
the announcement, President.
[02:22] Toya
Please do, Suou.
[02:25] Yuki
Good luck, Masachika-kun, Alya-san.
[02:29] Alya
Thank you.
[02:30] Masachika
Cheers.
[02:35] Masachika
Going off what I know about her,
Taniyama's likely to use this line of argument.
[02:41] Alya
I see.
[02:43] Masachika
How would you counter that?
[02:49] Masachika
Yeah, this is good.
[02:51] Masachika
It could stand to be a bit more concise, though.
[02:55] Alya
Say, Kuze-kun.
[02:57] Alya
Are you and Taniyama-san on bad terms?
[03:02] Masachika
Nah, I'd like to think not.
[03:06] Masachika
I feel like there was a mutual
respect when we worked together.
[03:10] Alya
Yeah? Then why did she do all that?
[03:15] Masachika
Who knows?
[03:17] Masachika
Maybe she thinks I'm entering
the election to make a mess of things for fun.
[03:24] Alya
What gave her such a negative
impression of you to begin with?
[03:29] Masachika
Well, I used to be Yuki's partner.
[03:33] Masachika
But I quit working with her,
the odds-on favorite,
[03:37] Masachika
to pair up with someone else.
[03:40] Masachika
I don't blame her for doubting my motives.
[03:42] Alya
But that's...
[03:45] Alya
It's all because I teamed up with him.
[03:49] Alya
I brought this on.
[03:53] Alya
I...
[03:55] Masachika
Alya? What's up?
[03:59] Alya
I'll make sure we win tomorrow.
[04:03] Masachika
Yeah, let's do that.
[04:14] Nonoa
Been a while, Kuzecchi.
[04:16] Nonoa
Let's have a good one.
[04:19] Nonoa
Wait, me saying that is a bit weird.
[04:22] Masachika
Do you think you're here
for a picnic or something?
[04:25] Nonoa
Well, I'll have nothing to do
during the actual debate.
[04:30] Nonoa
I'll basically just be chilling.
[04:33] Nonoa
Heya, I'm Miyamae Nonoa.
Sayacchi's running mate, for what it's worth.
[04:40] Alya
Hi, I'm Kujo Alisa. Let's have a good debate.
[04:44] Nonoa
Whoo, really got that game face going, huh?
[04:46] Nonoa
I think you and Sayacchi might just get along.
[04:51] Alya
That's Taniyama-san's partner?
[04:53] Masachika
Yeah, and childhood friend, apparently.
[04:56] Masachika
Polar opposites, but they're best friends.
[04:59] Alya
I see.
[05:01] Masachika
Miyamae's one of the most
popular people in school.
[05:04] Masachika
She's got connections
that rival the cream of the crop.
[05:08] Alya
That's a powerful asset in any election.
[05:11] Masachika
Not something you need to
worry about today, though.
[05:14] Masachika
Stay focused on Taniyama.
[05:17] Alya
You're right. Got it.
[05:22] Girl A
Thoughts on today's topic?
[05:25] Girl B
I could go either way.
[05:26] Girl B
Taniyama-san was our queen's election
opponent back in middle school, right?
[05:31] Girl C
She transferred in?
[05:32] Girl D
Yeah, all I know about her is
that her grades are good.
[05:41] Alya
Can I really do this?
[05:44] Alya
Won't I get ignored like last time?
[05:49] Alya
No, I have to.
[05:51] Alya
This is also for Kuze-kun,
who agreed to be my running mate.
[05:57] Boy A
Can she even manage a speech?
[05:59] Boy B
Taniyama-san's gonna run away with this.
[06:05] Masachika
...ya.
[06:06] Masachika
Alya.
[06:08] Alya
Kuze-kun?
[06:10] Masachika
Alya...
[06:11] Masachika
Is it true you're an E-cup?
[06:13] Alya
Mm?
[06:15] Alya
Wha?
[06:17] Alya
You perv! I-Is this really the time?!
[06:21] Masachika
No better time than now, actually.
You can't hit me right now, can you?
[06:25] Alya
Die.
[06:27] Masachika
Looking at me like I'm human garbage?
[06:29] Masachika
Does that help ease your nerves?
[06:33] Masachika
Alya, who are you going up against?
[06:36] Alya
Taniyama-san, right?
[06:38] Masachika
Wrong. Your opponent is the idealized,
perfect version of yourself.
[06:43] Masachika
You don't need to be perfect.
Just do whatever you think is cool.
[06:49] Masachika
Don't worry. I'll work things out
if it comes down to it.
[06:56] Toya
It's time.
[06:58] Toya
We will now commence the student congress.
[07:04] Toya
The proposers of the motion are
Taniyama Sayaka and Miyamae Nonoa.
[07:08] Toya
Kujo Alisa and Kuze Masachika
will be the opposition.
[07:12] Toya
The topic is, "Introducing Teacher
Screenings for Student Council Entry."
[07:17] Toya
Proposer, you may now state your case.
[07:20] Sayaka
Right.
[07:27] Sayaka
As things stand, student council officers are
chosen by the president and vice president.
[07:34] Sayaka
But the reality of it is,
they accept any and all entrants.
[07:42] Sayaka
A survey of former student council
members confirmed that
[07:45] Girl 5
So, it's who you know?
[07:46] Sayaka
this has indeed been the case
over the past three terms.
[07:46] Girl 6
I guess?
[07:48] Masachika
Seriously? She even collected data for it?
[07:52] Masachika
Wait, no. This must've been Miyamae's doing.
[07:56] Sayaka
I believe that our student council
must be comprised of a chosen few.
[08:03] Sayaka
And I'm sure you would all agree.
[08:06] Sayaka
The moment they become a student council
officer, even a low-performing student
[08:11] Sayaka
stands above you in
the school's societal hierarchy.
[08:14] Sayaka
Are you really okay with that?
[08:17] Masachika
Damn, she's good.
[08:19] Masachika
Individual students don't care, but she made
them care by shifting things to their POV.
[08:24] Sayaka
And so, I propose introducing
teacher approvals as a prerequisite.
[08:28] Sayaka
That will allow only those
recommended by teachers,
[08:31] Sayaka
the truly talented individuals,
to make up our student council.
[08:36] Sayaka
We need to bring about a more exclusive
student council, one we can all respect.
[08:43] Sayaka
So I ask for your support.
[08:46] Sayaka
Thank you for your time.
[08:55] Toya
Opposition, you may now make your case.
[08:58] Alya
Right.
[09:01] Boy C
How will she turn this around?
[09:02] Boy D
Not happening. Taniyama-san's already won.
[09:05] Boy A
Let's hear what our
ice queen has to say, at least.
[09:14] Alya
"Do whatever I think is cool," huh?
[09:20] Alya
I think I'll do just that.
[09:24] Alya
I'm Kujo, the student council treasurer.
[09:27] Alya
I will represent the student council
in presenting my opposition to this motion.
[09:36] Alya
Taniyama-san stated that
introducing teacher screenings
[09:41] Alya
would bring about a student
council that we can all respect.
[09:44] Alya
However, I believe it would do the opposite.
[09:47] Alya
It will only infringe on
the student council's authority.
[09:50] Alya
After all,
[09:51] Alya
this motion involves stripping
its president and vice president
[09:55] Alya
of their right to nominate their officers.
[10:00] Alya
Those two positions hold the highest authority
and respect within the student council,
[10:06] Alya
because the student body
chooses them by popular vote.
[10:10] Alya
And they, by virtue of winning
a highly competitive election,
[10:15] Alya
are granted several privileges by the academy.
[10:19] Alya
Chief among them, the right to
choose their own officers.
[10:25] Alya
It wouldn't be right to hand over even
a portion of that to the teaching staff.
[10:31] Alya
Wouldn't it be tantamount to saying
the student council, as it stands,
[10:36] Alya
can't function as it should
without the help of the teachers?
[10:41] Alya
This academy prides itself
on respecting the students' autonomy.
[10:45] Alya
That is exactly why a great amount
of power is vested in the student council.
[10:50] Alya
What do you think happens if all of its
officers have to be approved by the staff?
[10:57] Alya
The president and vice president
won't be able to recruit students they trust.
[11:05] Alya
They also won't be able to refuse
any recommendations by the teachers.
[11:10] Masachika
Okay, she's staying composed up there. Perfect.
[11:11] Alya
That means the teachers
will essentially hold all the power.
[11:15] Masachika
Both Taniyama and Alya's arguments are valid.
[11:17] Alya
But the student council exists to
represent the student body, does it not?
[11:20] Masachika
I'd say the students are currently split.
[11:23] Masachika
I didn't put her up to this, Taniyama.
[11:26] Masachika
These are all Alya's words, not mine.
[11:30] Alya
Thank you for your time.
[11:34] Toya
We will now commence the debate.
[11:37] Sayaka
Very well.
[11:39] Toya
Go ahead.
[11:40] Sayaka
As I mentioned earlier,
[11:43] Sayaka
the student council has accepted
every single volunteer recently.
[11:48] Alya
And that hasn't caused any issues,
so what problem do you have with it?
[11:52] Sayaka
I believe it's vital to introduce teacher
screenings to prevent downturn in performance.
[11:58] Alya
It should be up to the president
and vice president to make that call.
[12:03] Alya
They have the option to accept their
shortcomings and ask the teachers for help.
[12:09] Alya
It's not something
the rest of us get to decide.
[12:14] Masachika
You mistook who you were up against.
[12:18] Masachika
Alya's been your opponent all along,
but you've only been focusing on me.
[12:23] Masachika
Now, what's your move?
[12:27] Sayaka
Then what if the president and
vice president abuse their power?
[12:32] Alya
Well...
[12:33] Plant1
But Kujo-san's an outsider
at the end of the day.
[12:37] Plant2
What would a newcomer know about our academy?
[12:40] Plant3
Taniyama-san's got this in the bag.
[12:43] Masachika
Tch, classy move right there.
[12:45] Masachika
Plants, huh?
[12:47] Alya
Huh?
[12:49] Sayaka
Well?
[12:52] Alya
Wait, what was I about to say?
[12:54] Alya
Oh no... I need to respond, and quick.
[12:57] Alya
But what do I say?
[13:09] Masachika
Good job. Let me handle the rest.
[13:17] Masachika
Excuse me. I'll be taking over from here.
[13:23] Masachika
I guess her vocal cords
couldn't handle all that talking.
[13:26] Masachika
This is what you get
for never talking to people.
[13:32] Masachika
Well, I'd like to finish this off quick
so my partner can rest.
[13:39] Masachika
I ask you, do we even need to debate this?
[13:42] Crowd
Huh?
[13:43] Crowd
What is he saying?
[13:45] Masachika
I believe you already made up your mind
when you elected President Kenzaki over there.
[13:52] Masachika
You all know that he was a slacker
who barely made an impression in class.
[13:58] Masachika
Actually, let me cut to the chase:
[14:00] Masachika
He was the kind of dweeb who'd never get
the teachers' approval in this hypothetical.
[14:06] Masachika
But President Kenzaki put in the work.
[14:10] Masachika
He upped his grades, worked on himself,
[14:12] Masachika
and went from loser to
worthy presidential candidate.
[14:17] Masachika
And you all voted for him because
you wanted to cheer him on, right?
[14:24] Masachika
He was only able to become
student council president
[14:26] Masachika
because our system allows for anyone with
the drive to become a student council officer.
[14:33] Masachika
So I ask you again:
Do we even need to debate this?
[14:42] Toya
Uh, I'm still processing
the sudden bullying by my junior,
[14:47] Toya
but if there are no further questions,
we will move on to closing statements.
[14:50] Toya
Is that all right, proposer?
[14:55] Toya
Huh?
[14:56] Nonoa
Wait, Sayacchi?
[14:59] Masachika
Alya?!
[15:06] Nonoa
'Kay, we accept defeat!
[15:09] Toya
Huh? Uh...
[15:11] Toya
Can we take that to mean
you're withdrawing the motion?
[15:15] Nonoa
Yeah, that's fine.
[15:17] Nonoa
Sorry for this mess my Sayaka caused.
[15:24] Toya
The motion has been withdrawn.
[15:26] Toya
That concludes this student congress session.
[15:33] (Flashback) Yuki
Take it away, Masachika-kun.
[15:36] (Flashback) Masachika
You got it, Yuki.
[15:40] Sayaka
When I saw those two together,
I thought I'd come upon the perfect duo.
[15:45] Sayaka
The two of them had each other's backs
and absolute trust in each other.
[15:50] Sayaka
I realized that they had
a bond stronger than any other,
[15:55] Sayaka
and that I never stood
any chance of beating them.
[15:58] Sayaka
It helped me accept my defeat,
though I was left feeling a tiny bit envious.
[16:04] Sayaka
And that's why...
[16:06] Sayaka
When I saw those two together,
[16:11] Sayaka
I felt betrayed.
[16:18] Alya
Wait up!
[16:26] Sayaka
Why? Why did it have to be you?!
[16:28] Sayaka
Kuze-san and Suou-san were special!
[16:32] Sayaka
I made my peace losing to them!
[16:35] Sayaka
I gave up on my goals because it was them!
[16:39] Sayaka
So why you?
[16:47] Alya
If you have anything else
to say, let it all out.
[16:53] Sayaka
I have no right to say anything.
[16:57] Sayaka
I feel like such a fool.
[17:00] Sayaka
I put them on a pedestal
and put all my faith in them,
[17:03] Sayaka
and then felt betrayed and took it out on you.
[17:08] Sayaka
But I'd just made it all up in my head.
[17:16] Nonoa
Oh, there she is.
[17:19] Nonoa
Aw, look at you, crying up a storm.
[17:23] Nonoa
Sorry, Kujo-san.
[17:25] Nonoa
I'll take it from here.
[17:28] Alya
Uh...
[17:29] Nonoa
It's fine.
[17:31] Nonoa
Please, let me.
[17:36] Alya
Taniyama-san, even I don't know
why Kuze-kun chose me.
[17:43] Alya
But I want to ensure he made the right choice.
[17:48] Alya
So I'll give it my all...
[17:50] Alya
And maybe one day, you'll say
it was the right choice, too.
[17:54] Alya
That's all.
[17:58] Nonoa
Man, Kujo-san's such a good gal.
[18:01] Sayaka
I'm sure.
[18:03] Sayaka
After all, Kuze-san chose her.
[18:06] Nonoa
Better apologize to Kuzecchi and her
once you've calmed down, okay?
[18:10] Nonoa
I'll go with you.
[18:17] Yuki
My brother is such a softie.
[18:20] Yuki
He could've put an end to this farce
any time he wanted, but he didn't.
[18:25] Yuki
Whatever. They won't be much of
a challenge if that's all they've got.
[18:30] Yuki
Their lack of killer instinct
will prove to be their downfall.
[18:35] Yuki
Don't you agree?
[18:36] Ayano
Are you sure?
[18:38] Ayano
I thought Masachika-sama and
Kujo-sama put in a fine performance.
[18:44] Yuki
Ayano.
[18:45] Ayano
Yes?
[18:46] Yuki
You don't get it! Not one bit!
[18:49] Yuki
We gotta ooze confidence with, like,
shadows shrouding our eyes,
[18:53] Yuki
and condescendingly judge our opponents!
[18:56] Yuki
That is how you give off boss vibes!
[19:01] Ayano
I apologize for my lack of knowledge.
[19:05] Yuki
Yeesh, get your act together.
[19:09] Yuki
Why do you think I took on the sound and
lighting job when it gets so hot in here?
SIGN Loyalty
[19:17] Ayano
If I may, can I ask you a question?
[19:20] Yuki
What is it?
[19:21] Ayano
Isn't giving off boss vibes a trait
of characters who ultimately lose?
[19:30] Ayano
Also, as I said before, food and drink
aren't allowed in this room.
[19:37] Yuki
Ayano, let's pack up.
[19:40] Ayano
Understood.
[19:44] Alya
Taniyama-san said...
[19:47] Alya
That you and Yuki-san were special,
and that she put you on a pedestal.
[19:51] Alya
And that's why she was able to give up.
[19:54] Masachika
Oh.
[19:56] Alya
I'll give it my all. You have my word.
[19:59] Alya
I'll prove that you made
the right choice to run with me.
[20:04] Alya
And I'll prove it to Taniyama-san, too.
[20:08] Masachika
Yeah, I better put in the work, too.
[20:12] Alya
Say, can I ask you something?
[20:15] Alya
Why did you choose to run
with me and not Yuki-san?
[20:22] Masachika
I ran with Yuki because I couldn't
bring myself to turn her down.
[20:29] Masachika
Of course, part of me wanted
to support her in her pursuits.
[20:34] Masachika
But my guilt was probably the biggest factor.
[20:39] Alya
Your guilt?
[20:47] Masachika
Maybe that's why I felt so trapped back then.
[20:51] Masachika
Compared to the people around me,
all working toward their hopes and dreams,
[20:57] Masachika
all I had driving me was guilt—
and it was pathetic.
[21:01] Masachika
I kept putting myself down, again and again.
[21:04] Masachika
They called me the VP
pulling the strings in the shadows,
[21:08] Masachika
but, the truth is,
I just didn't wanna be in the spotlight.
[21:16] Masachika
Things are different this time around, though.
[21:19] Masachika
I decided to run for vice president
because I wanted to.
[21:23] Masachika
Because I wanted to be your running mate.
[21:30] Masachika
So, yeah, it's not a question of
weighing Yuki and you.
[21:34] Masachika
It's, like...
[21:36] Masachika
Well, you get the point.
[21:40] Alya
You were supposed to put it in words there.
[21:44] Masachika
Shut it!
[21:45] Masachika
I see you smiling! You're not getting
another word outta me!
[21:48] Masachika
And heck, how about you?
[21:50] Alya
What about me?
[21:51] Masachika
Why are you running with me?
[21:54] Alya
Oh, that's obvious.
[21:59] Alya
Потому что это ты.
[22:05] Masachika
The heck does that mean?
[22:13] Alya
We should get going.
[22:19] Masachika
Yes, ma'am.
[22:20] Alya
By the way, Kuze-kun, what was that about?
[22:24] Masachika
What do you mean?
[22:25] Alya
That stuff about my chest size.
[22:29] Masachika
O-Oh, that? Uh...
[22:32] Masachika
A girl I know said something
to that effect once.
[22:35] Masachika
She claimed that you were
probably around an E-cup.
SIGN Correct, just barely.
[22:45] Masachika
Huh? Barely?
E9 - Rom-commy with a Chance of Hypnosis
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[00:03] Gensei
I hear a student congress was held the other day,
[00:07] Gensei
with Masachika and the heiress of
Taniyama Industries participating.
[00:13] Yuki
Right.
[00:14] Gensei
She took you to the wire in your
middle school presidential election,
[00:18] Gensei
so I expected good things from her.
[00:20] Gensei
But it seems she left
in the middle of the debate?
[00:24] Yuki
She must have had her reasons.
[00:29] Gensei
Whatever her reasons, it has resulted
in Masachika's campaign gaining legitimacy.
[00:35] Gensei
Listen, no matter who you are up against,
you aren't allowed to lose.
[00:39] Yuki
I realize that, Grandfather.
[00:43] Gensei
You may not be as gifted as Masachika,
[00:47] Gensei
but you know that with great gifts
come great responsibilities.
[00:52] Gensei
Responsibilities he ran away from.
[00:54] Gensei
He was born with unrivaled talents
and into unmatched privilege,
[00:59] Gensei
but he threw it all away.
[01:02] Gensei
Losing to him, of all people,
is absolutely not an option.
[01:07] Gensei
Are we clear, Yuki?
[01:09] Yuki
Of course, Grandfather.
[01:14] Yumi
Yuki-san?
[01:16] Yuki
Is something the matter, Mother?
[01:20] Yumi
Are you and Masachika-san still as close as ever?
[01:24] Yuki
Yes, of course.
[01:27] Yumi
Good to hear.
[01:28] Yuki
Uh, what about him?
[01:31] Yumi
Nothing. Never mind me.
[01:34] Yumi
You have Chinese class now, don't you?
[01:37] Yuki
Yes, online.
[01:41] Yumi
Good luck with that.
[01:43] Yuki
Thank you.
[01:48] Yuki
Ayano.
[01:49] Ayano
Yes, Yuki-sama?
[01:51] Yuki
Let me hug you for a sec!
[01:52] Ayano
As you wish.
[02:03] Yuki
Okay, I'm all better now.
[02:05] Ayano
Are you done?
[02:07] Yuki
Yeah, thanks.
[02:09] Yuki
Man...
[02:10] Yuki
Tiddies truly are great.
SIGN Sometimes
SIGN in Russian
SIGN Hides Her
SIGN Feelings
SIGN Alya Sometimes Hides
Her Feelings in Russian
SIGN Episode 9
SIGN Rom-commy with a Chance of Hypnosis
[03:46] Boy 1
Heya, Kuze.
[03:47] Boy 1
You did amazing in student congress last week.
[03:49] Boy A
I thought Taniyama-san had it in the bag
after hearing her argument, but whew.
[03:54] Boy B
How much of that did you have planned out?
[03:57] Masachika
Hey, at least let me put my bag down.
[04:03] Masachika
Morning, Alya.
[04:04] Alya
Yes, good morning.
[04:06] Masachika
Wow, business as usual, I see.
[04:11] Masachika
Alya, these guys wanna hear more
about your exploits last week.
[04:15] Alya
Huh?
[04:16] Masachika
Go ahead and get the deets from her.
[04:19] Masachika
I must go. My gacha needs me.
[04:28] Hikaru
Kujo-san, did you write your own speech?
[04:33] Alya
Huh? Oh, yes, that was me.
[04:37] Hikaru
Wow, I'm impressed.
[04:40] Hikaru
You're a great orator too, huh?
[04:42] Alya
Th-Thank you.
[04:46] Boy A
Was not asking questions part of your strategy?
[04:49] Alya
Right. We'd decided not to.
[04:53] Boy B
What about Kuze taking over partway, then?
[04:56] Alya
I wasn't expecting that, either.
[04:59] Boy G
I can't believe Taniyama
straight up ran away, though.
[05:03] Boy D
She was the one who started it, too.
[05:05] Boy D
Talk about pathetic.
[05:08] Alya
Kuze-kun, a moment.
[05:10] Masachika
Hmm?
[05:11] Masachika
Okay?
[05:13] Masachika
Oh, right. We had student council
business to take care of.
[05:16] Masachika
Sorry, we'll pick this back up later.
SIGN Student Council Office
[05:20] Masachika
Well?
[05:21] Masachika
What's up?
[05:23] Masachika
Did Taniyama getting ridiculed
bother you so much?
[05:27] Alya
I mean, she was just...
[05:29] Masachika
Yeah, you and I know why she did what she did.
[05:34] Masachika
But remember, we did nothing wrong.
We simply fought fair and square.
[05:39] Masachika
There's no need to let what people say
about her bother us, is there?
[05:44] Alya
I get that.
[05:45] Alya
But we didn't actually beat them.
They simply forfeited.
[05:49] Masachika
What's your plan, then?
Let's assume we help her save face.
[05:54] Masachika
That'll mean our student congress
victory goes to waste.
[05:59] Alya
I know...
[06:02] Masachika
That's what I would say if I were
putting our interests first.
[06:06] Masachika
But who cares about that?
[06:08] Alya
Huh?
[06:08] Masachika
What matters is what you want to do.
[06:12] Alya
Well, I want to help Taniyama-san, obviously.
[06:16] Alya
But that'd be...
[06:18] Masachika
Okay, gotcha. Then that's what we'll do.
[06:21] Alya
What?
[06:21] Alya
Are you sure?
[06:22] Masachika
Of course. No point letting this drag out.
[06:25] Masachika
We'll sort this mess out and head into
the closing ceremony with a clear conscience.
[06:30] Alya
I'm sorry. I know this will
create more work for you.
[06:33] Masachika
Don't worry about it.
[06:35] Masachika
Like I said, I'm here for you.
[06:38] Alya
Kuze-kun...
[06:45] Masachika
I sense a disturbance in the air.
[06:47] Chisato
Scoot in!
[06:48] Toya
E-Easy for you to say!
[06:50] Masachika
Wow, a situation straight out of a rom-com.
[06:53] Masachika
As their junior, the right thing to do here
is to pretend I saw nothing.
[07:01] Masachika
Whoa, wait a second.
Is a rom-com scene starting over here too?
[07:07] Masachika
Welp, we got a problem.
[07:08] Masachika
In many different ways all at once!
[07:10] Masachika
All I can do now is divert
her attention elsewhere!
SIGN ELSEWHERE
[07:19] Masachika
How long are you gonna keep hiding,
Prez, Sarashina-senpai?
[07:25] Alya
What?!
[07:28] Toya
Sorry about that. We missed
our chance to announce our presence.
[07:33] Chisato
Yeah. We were just looking
for something we dropped on the floor.
[07:38] Masachika
Well, how about we pretend none of us
saw or heard anything here?
[07:43] Toya
Y-Yeah, good idea. Let's go with that.
SIGN Word of the Week
"Thoughtfulness"
[07:46] Masachika
Glad we have an agreement.
[07:48] Masachika
Let's go, Alya.
[07:53] Alya
Er, um... I...
[07:55] Alya
I just remembered something I need to do!
SIGN Student Council Office
[08:05] Girl 3
Say, Nonoa.
[08:06] Girl 3
Did you see Phamel's newest collection?
Pretty cool, huh?
[08:10] Nonoa
I dunno... Nothing really grabbed me.
[08:13] Girl 3
Oh... Guess I'll pass too, then.
[08:17] Masachika
Ugh, normies! Not going
anywhere near them!
[08:22] Girl 2
That aside, Nonoa.
[08:24] Girl 2
Wanna come to my house party on Sunday?
[08:27] Nonoa
But we have exams coming up.
[08:29] Girl 2
We could also have a study sesh.
[08:32] Nonoa
Uh...
[08:33] Girl 2
Y'know, aren't you being kinda distant lately?
[08:36] Nonoa
I'm just kidding!
[08:39] Nonoa
Count me in for the party.
[08:42] Girl 2
Yay!
[08:43] Boy X
What? I'll go if Nonoa's going.
[08:46] Nonoa
D'you need something, Kuzecchi?
[08:48] Masachika
Uh, y-yeah, kinda.
[08:51] Nonoa
Oh, can't talk about it here?
[08:54] Masachika
I'd prefer not to, yeah.
[08:56] Nonoa
Okay.
[08:59] Nonoa
Well?
[09:01] Nonoa
I'm all ears if you wanna ask me out,
but that's not what you're here for, is it?
[09:04] Masachika
Nope.
[09:05] Masachika
Wait, you're all ears?
[09:08] Nonoa
I mean, I'm single right now,
and I don't really mind you.
[09:12] Masachika
Uh, maybe go out
with someone you actually like.
[09:17] Nonoa
I've never dated anyone I really liked.
[09:21] Masachika
Talk about a problematic statement.
[09:24] Nonoa
Can you blame me? I don't get
all that love and romance stuff.
[09:29] Masachika
Far be it from me to meddle in your affairs,
[09:33] Masachika
but you should probably try
to avoid selling yourself short.
[09:39] Nonoa
Sayacchi told me the exact same thing!
[09:41] Nonoa
It came with a bonus slap, though.
[09:43] Masachika
Seriously?
[09:45] Masachika
Taniyama's the type to throw hands, huh?
[09:47] Nonoa
Oh, uh, that was probably a one-off.
[09:51] Nonoa
Anyway, how can I help you?
[09:54] Masachika
Right. You know how people
are talking shit about Taniyama?
[09:58] Masachika
I'm wondering if we can put a stop to it.
[10:01] Nonoa
Oh? I didn't think it'd bother you.
[10:04] Masachika
Well, it bothers my partner.
[10:07] Nonoa
Ah, I get it now.
[10:09] Nonoa
That's so sweet of her.
[10:13] Nonoa
So? Why come to me about it?
[10:17] Nonoa
You do realize I'm the enemy, don't you?
[10:21] Masachika
"Enemy," huh?
[10:22] Nonoa
I'm sure you noticed that
I had plants in the audience.
[10:27] Masachika
Of course I noticed.
[10:29] Masachika
I can't believe you'd risk destroying
your friendships like that.
[10:35] Nonoa
Frankly, I'm not attached to
any of my friends other than Sayacchi.
[10:39] Nonoa
I don't really care if I lose 'em.
[10:43] Masachika
Can I ask you something?
[10:46] Masachika
People like Taniyama,
with a fire burning within,
[10:50] Masachika
should be a total mystery to you.
[10:53] Masachika
Why're you so attached to her, then?
[10:55] Nonoa
Oh, you've got it the wrong way around.
[10:57] Nonoa
She intrigues me because she's such
a mystery, and that's why I want her around.
[11:02] Masachika
Is that how it works?
[11:03] Nonoa
Surely you get how it feels to be drawn
to someone with a fire you don't possess.
[11:11] Nonoa
Now, we're both miserable cynics attached
to our shining-rays-of-positivity partners.
[11:16] Nonoa
Why don't we get our
miserable little scheme rolling?
[11:18] Masachika
I don't know if I would go that far, but okay.
[11:22] Masachika
My proposal is simple.
[11:24] Masachika
We spread a rumor giving a plausible
explanation to why Taniyama left that day.
[11:30] Nonoa
To make it seem like she
didn't run away from a fight?
[11:35] Nonoa
Are you sure?
It'll bring your victory into question.
[11:38] Masachika
That's fine by us.
[11:40] Nonoa
Huh...
[11:42] Nonoa
Well, she's my partner. It's my job
to clean up after her to begin with.
[11:48] Nonoa
So yeah, we have a deal. See ya.
[11:52] Masachika
Y-Yeah.
[11:54] Masachika
You know what this reminds me of? That manga
scene where you summon your trusty spy
[11:59] Masachika
and say, "Follow 'em.
Make sure not to be spotted."
[12:04] Masachika
Ayano.
[12:05] Ayano
Yes, Masachika-sama?
[12:06] Masachika
Whoa! Why are you here?!
[12:08] Ayano
Huh? Because you summoned me?
[12:12] Yuki
Don't go ignoring me now, Brother.
[12:15] Masachika
Seriously, what are you two doing here?
[12:19] Yuki
Oh, we noticed you approaching
Lady Nonoa, an enemy.
[12:25] Yuki
So we hid behind the teacher's desk
to eavesdrop on you.
[12:28] Masachika
The damn desk again?
[12:30] Masachika
And? What's the real story?
[12:33] Yuki
We were pretending to have a secret meeting,
[12:35] Yuki
not knowing that an actual
secret meeting would take place here.
[12:38] Masachika
What is wrong with you two?
[12:41] Alya
Kuze-kun? Are you here?
[12:47] Alya
Oh?
[12:49] Masachika
Alya-san? You're not jumping
to conclusions, are you?
[12:53] Alya
What do you mean? There's nothing wrong
with three childhood friends hanging out.
[12:59] Alya
Well, enjoy yourselves.
[13:00] Masachika
A-Alya!
SIGN Bah! Leaving me out of the fun?
[13:07] Yuki
Bro...
[13:09] Yuki
You just know she went,
[13:10] Yuki
"I made lunch for Kuze-kun to repay him
for helping me in the debate. Where is he?"
[13:16] Yuki
and looked for you all over school,
only to be hit in the face with disappointment.
[13:19] Masachika
Quit fabricating the most cliched of setups!
[13:35] (Flashback) Sayaka
It was a different boy last time.
[13:37] (Flashback) Nonoa
Was it?
[13:39] (Flashback) Nonoa
Well, he's my boyfriend now,
so I figured why not.
[13:49] (Flashback) Nonoa
Quit selling yourself short!
[13:52] (Flashback) Nonoa
You need to value yourself more!
[13:57] Nonoa
She didn't have to get that mad.
[14:00] Girl 3
You're finally back, Nonoa.
[14:03] Girl 3
What was that all about?
[14:04] Nonoa
Oh, he was asking about Sayacchi.
[14:08] Nonoa
He wanted to know why
she skipped school today.
[14:11] Girl 3
Taniyama's skipping today?
[14:13] Girl 2
Feeling down over losing the debate?
[14:15] Nonoa
Oh, nah. It's my fault.
[14:19] Nonoa
Besides, she only left the debate
because she was mad at me.
[14:23] Boy X
H-Huh?
[14:25] Girl 2
What do you mean?
[14:26] Nonoa
She found out halfway through student congress
that I had plants in the audience.
[14:33] Nonoa
Y'know how it goes.
[14:36] Masachika
Again, I really just happened
to run into Yuki and Ayano there.
[14:40] Alya
Oh, yeah?
[14:42] Masachika
Not buying it, huh?
[14:44] Alya
Please, you don't need to make excuses.
[14:47] Alya
I'm glad you three
childhood friends are so close.
[14:51] Masachika
Oh, all that aside,
[14:53] Masachika
will you study with me after school today?
[14:56] Alya
You? Study? What kind of sick joke is that?
[14:59] Masachika
Now that's just rude, plain and simple.
[15:07] Masachika
Um... Alya-san?
[15:09] Alya
What?
[15:11] Masachika
Aren't you sitting a little close?
[15:13] Alya
Is that a problem?
[15:15] Masachika
Not really, no.
[15:17] Masachika
I guess it's fine as long as nobody s...ees?!
[15:21] Yuki
My, I apologize. I should have knocked.
[15:25] Masachika
Sister of mine!
[15:28] Yuki
Are you preparing for exams?
[15:30] Yuki
If you don't mind, may we join you as well?
SIGN No.
[15:36] Masachika
Alya? You heard her. What do you say?
[15:40] Alya
Sure. I don't see a reason to refuse.
[15:43] Masachika
Yeah?
[15:44] Yuki
Thank you kindly.
SIGN I'd prefer we were alone.
[15:48] Masachika
You cutie, you! Quit being so adorable!
[15:56] Alya
All you've been doing is reading the solutions.
[16:01] Alya
Is that really going to help you prepare?
[16:03] Masachika
Tearing my hair out over problems
I don't get is a waste of time.
[16:07] Masachika
Time better spent
getting the solutions into my head.
[16:11] Alya
How will you learn to put theory
into practice like that?
[16:15] Yuki
Not to worry.
[16:16] Yuki
Masachika-kun's always been like that.
[16:19] Yuki
Right, Ayano?
[16:21] Ayano
That's right. This is how Masachika-sama
has always studied.
[16:28] Masachika
Ayano? Is there something you don't get?
[16:31] Ayano
Oh, no...
[16:33] Ayano
Actually, yes.
[16:36] Masachika
What is it?
[16:37] Ayano
No, I couldn't bother you with it.
[16:41] Masachika
Relax. I'm not gonna
mock you over it or anything.
[16:44] Ayano
Actually, I would prefer it if you berated me
and called me a useless waste of space.
[16:50] Masachika
Not happening.
[16:52] Ayano
Is that so...
[16:54] Masachika
Wait, why do you sound disappointed?
[16:56] Alya
Are you three really just childhood friends?
[17:00] Masachika
Huh? Yeah, why?
[17:03] Alya
I mean, you seem awfully close,
even for childhood friends.
[17:10] Masha
Hi there, everyone.
[17:16] Masachika
Mm! Masha-senpai's tea is simply divine!
[17:21] Masha
My, what is this?
[17:23] Masachika
Oh, Sarashina-senpai apparently
confiscated that book from someone.
SIGN Hypnosis for Dummies
Become a hypnotist today!
SIGN Kyoto Publishing
[17:27] Masha
Huh...
[17:29] Masha
Alya-chan, try it on me!
[17:31] Alya
No way.
[17:32] Masha
What? Why not?!
[17:34] Masha
I wanna try getting hypnotized!
[17:37] Masha
I wanna, I wanna!
[17:39] Alya
Again, no.
[17:42] Masha
Then you do it, Kuze-kun.
[17:44] Masachika
Huh? Why me?
[17:45] Masha
I mean, Alya-chan's being a big old meanie.
[17:49] Masachika
Well, if you insist.
[17:52] Masachika
We start off with... hypnotic induction?
SIGN Hypnosis for Dummies
Become a hypnotist today!
[17:54] Masha
Hype!
[17:56] Masachika
Uh... Okay, focus your eyes on my finger.
[18:00] Masha
Your finger?
[18:01] Masachika
That's what it says.
[18:02] Masha
Got it.
[18:07] Masachika
"You feel your mind slowly go into a trance.
[18:11] Masachika
Keep your eyes right here.
[18:14] Masachika
You're getting very, very sleepy.
[18:19] Masachika
When I clap my hands,
you will fall into a deep slumber."
[18:25] Masachika
Three, two, one... There.
[18:29] Masachika
Huh? Masha-san?
[18:31] Yuki
Masha-senpai? Did you really get hypnotized?
[18:35] Alya
Yeah, yeah, very funny. Knock it off.
[18:39] Alya
Masha?
[18:40] Masachika
U-Uh, let me undo the hypnosis.
[18:44] Masachika
Let's see...
[18:46] Masachika
"When I touch your shoulder,
you will snap out of it."
[18:50] Masachika
One...
[18:50] Masachika
Two, and there.
[18:56] Masha
Um... Why did you stop, Kuze-kun?
[18:59] Masachika
What?
[19:00] Masha
Come on! You said you would clap your hands!
[19:04] Masachika
Wait, what? Do you not remember?
[19:07] Masha
Remember what?
[19:09] Alya
Seriously, Masha, that's not funny.
[19:12] Yuki
Alya-san, why don't you have
Masachika-kun hypnotize you too, then?
[19:17] Alya
Huh?
[19:17] Masachika
Wha?
[19:18] Yuki
You'll know whether she's telling
the truth or not one way or another.
[19:24] Alya
I'm ready. Go ahead.
[19:26] Masachika
Are we seriously doing this?
[19:27] Alya
Get on with it.
We're putting an end to this farce.
[19:31] Masachika
Fine. Focus your eyes on my finger.
[19:35] Masachika
Way too easy.
[19:38] Yuki
And why the heck did Masha-senpai
get hypnotized again?
[19:43] Masachika
Don't ask me.
[19:44] Yuki
For real? It's a booby-booty
grabby-grabby free-for-all!
[19:47] Masachika
Don't say the quiet part out loud!
[19:49] Yuki
Ready or not, it's time for otaku improv!
SIGN Improv
[19:51] Yuki
The topic: You just hypnotized two hotties!
[19:54] Yuki
What is the first suggestion you try?
SIGN Otaku Otaku Otaku Otaku Otaku Otaku Otaku Otaku Otaku Otaku Otaku
[19:57] Masachika
Mental age regression!
[19:58] Yuki
Make them totally unrestrained
and have them strip!
[20:01] Ayano
U-Uh... Make them reveal their deepest,
darkest secrets, maybe?
[20:08] Masachika
"Make them unrestrained"?
Couldn't you have been more specific?
[20:10] Yuki
Yeah, well, your answer was just depraved.
[20:14] Yuki
As for Ayano, not a bad answer,
but it's a bit lacking in impact.
[20:18] Yuki
Making them totally unrestrained
is the only right choice here.
[20:23] Yuki
They might even reveal their most
embarrassing secrets in that state.
[20:26] Ayano
Your answer even covered my suggestion?
You never cease to amaze.
[20:30] Yuki
There. I win by majority vote.
[20:35] Yuki
Alya-san, Masha-senpai, you two
will become more and more unrestrained.
[20:41] Yuki
Freed from the shackles of your inhibitions,
you will lay your minds and bodies bare.
[20:50] Yuki
Wait, what? For real?
[20:53] Masachika
Mm?
[20:55] Masachika
Huh?
[21:01] Masachika
Tell me, Yuki. Why am I getting
infinite head pats right now?
[21:06] Masha
Good boy! Good girl!
[21:08] Yuki
G-Gee, I wonder why.
[21:11] Masachika
Look me in the eye, culprit.
[21:13] Yuki
I didn't expect Masha-senpai's
harem time to begin, not Masachika-kun's.
[21:18] Masachika
That's your problem?
[21:20] Masha
Good boy, good girl.
[21:23] Masachika
Uh, Masha-san?
[21:24] Masachika
Could you let me go now?
[21:26] Masha
What? Not happening.
[21:29] Masachika
Not happening, huh?
[21:31] Alya
...oying.
[21:34] Alya
Off with you.
[21:36] Masachika
A-Alya? What are you doing?
[21:47] Yuki
Office worker who's a superstar at work
but a slob at home, pictured in the morning!
[21:50] Masachika
Right?!
[21:55] Masachika
Whoa, what? Why'd they both
start taking off their clothes?!
[21:58] Yuki
Right, I did say they'd get more unrestrained
and lay their minds and bodies bare.
[22:07] Masachika
Er... When I touch your shoulder,
you will snap out of it!
[22:11] Masachika
One, two, and there!
[22:14] Masachika
Hey! That didn't work!
[22:16] Yuki
Uh... When I touch your shoulder,
you will snap out of it.
[22:21] Yuki
One, two, and there.
[22:25] Yuki
Yikes. This ain't working.
[22:27] Masachika
Are you serious?!
[22:28] Masachika
What are we gonna do about this?!
[22:31] Chisato
Masha? I got done a while a... go...
[22:35] Chisato
Uh, what's going on here?
[22:38] Yuki
S-Sarashina-senpai.
[22:40] Yuki
Well, you see...
[22:41] Yuki
I tried out what was written
in the hypnosis book,
SIGN Hypnosis for Dummies
Become a hypnotist today!
SIGN Kyoto Publishing
[22:45] Yuki
but now we can't snap them out of it.
[22:48] Chisato
Yeah?
[22:49] Chisato
Hup. Excuse me one moment.
[22:56] Masachika
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What?
[22:58] Masachika
What the hell was that?!
[23:00] Chisato
A reset.
[23:01] Masachika
What...
[23:06] Alya
Huh? Why am I on the couch?
[23:09] Masha
What?
[23:11] Yuki
Um, I can understand your confusion,
[23:14] Yuki
but you should probably get dressed first.
[23:17] Masha
Huh?
[23:19] Alya
Get dressed...?
[23:26] Alya
H-How did this happen?!
[23:28] Masha
No!
[23:29] Chisato
By the way, Kuze-kun.
[23:31] Chisato
You saw, didn't you?
[23:35] Chisato
Do you want a reset too?
E10 - Birthday Party, Much Belated
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[00:08] Masachika
I can't stay focused.
[00:13] Masachika
Brain Hazard airs soon.
[00:17] Masachika
No, no anime breaks.
I know I won't return to studying after that.
[00:21] Masachika
Exams start tomorrow, okay?
[00:33] Masachika
Welp, it's on now.
[00:37] Masachika
Wow, I've become such a scatterbrain.
[00:43] Masachika
I've forgotten how to put in the work.
[00:51] Masachika
Plug away, man.
[00:53] Masachika
Gotta at least make sure
my rep doesn't affect Alya's standing.
[01:00] Masachika
Huh?
SIGN Alya
SIGN Decline
SIGN Accept
[01:02] Masachika
Alya?
SIGN Sometimes
SIGN in Russian
SIGN Hides Her
SIGN Feelings
SIGN Alya Sometimes Hides
Her Feelings in Russian
SIGN Decline
SIGN Accept
SIGN Alya
[02:37] Masachika
Oh, hello?
SIGN Episode 10
SIGN Birthday Party, Much Belated
[02:40] Alya
Good evening, Kuze-kun.
[02:42] Masachika
Yeah, hey there. Something the matter?
[02:45] Alya
I didn't call for a specific
reason or anything.
[02:49] Masachika
What's up? Did you miss me that badly?
SIGN Is that a problem?
[02:57] Alya
What was that thud?
[02:59] Masachika
Nothing. So, how can I help you?
[03:02] Alya
Well, you said you're prone
to slacking when you're alone.
[03:06] Alya
So I was wondering if you were
studying like you're supposed to.
[03:08] Alya
So I was wondering if you were
studying like you're supposed to.
[03:09] Masachika
Nope. I can't stay motivated.
[03:13] Masachika
I'd like to know how you
keep it up at times like these.
[03:17] Alya
"Keep it up"?
[03:18] Alya
No idea. I don't lose
motivation to begin with.
[03:22] Masachika
Seriously? That's crazy.
[03:25] Alya
If you're having trouble staying focused,
[03:27] Alya
why don't we make a bet?
[03:29] Masachika
Bet?
[03:30] Alya
What's your goal for these exams?
[03:32] Masachika
I'd like to place in the top 30 for our year.
[03:35] Alya
Aiming big, are we? Well, that works.
[03:38] Alya
If you manage to hit that goal,
[03:41] Alya
I'll do one thing you ask for—anything.
[03:44] Masachika
Hm? Anything, you say?
[03:46] Alya
Within reason, obviously.
[03:49] Alya
What do you say?
[03:50] Masachika
What if I don't hit the goal?
[03:52] Alya
You'll do one thing I ask for, of course.
[03:56] Masachika
Kinda does things for me, to be honest.
[03:58] Alya
Kuze-kun?
[03:59] Masachika
Wait, I wasn't implying I wanted to be
ordered around in a masochistic way or anything!
SIGN Given name.
[04:06] Masachika
Huh?
[04:07] Alya
I just gave you a hint.
[04:09] Masachika
Not much of a hint when you say it in Russian.
[04:11] Alya
Heh, I know that.
[04:14] Alya
Anyway, do we have a deal?
[04:16] Masachika
Yeah, you're on.
[04:18] Masachika
I'm gonna make you regret offering that bet!
[04:21] Alya
Oh, I'd love to see you try.
[04:25] Masachika
You've gotten better at ignoring my outbursts.
[04:27] Masachika
You're making big bro cry.
[04:29] Alya
Since when have you been my big bro?
[04:32] Alya
We're the same age!
[04:34] Masachika
Huh? Isn't your birthday November 7th?
[04:38] Alya
It is... How do you know that?
[04:41] Masachika
I think you mentioned it in your
class introduction when you transferred in.
[04:44] Masachika
Anyway, that's not important.
[04:47] Masachika
My birthday is April 9th.
[04:50] Masachika
I've already turned sixteen.
[04:51] Masachika
I've already turned sixteen.
[04:57] Masachika
Anyway, thanks for checking in, Alya.
[04:59] Masachika
See you tomorrow.
[05:01] Alya
Yeah, see you.
[05:05] Masachika
I can't believe she realized I'd lost focus.
[05:09] Masachika
Are our minds linked or something?
[05:14] Alya
I called because
I got spooked by a horror show.
[05:17] Alya
No chance I was telling him that...
[05:20] Alya
But what the heck?
[05:22] Alya
Why didn't he tell me his birthday?
I would've celebrated it with him!
[05:26] Alya
Didn't he say we were friends?
[05:31] Alya
Kuze-kun, you jerk.
SIGN Five Days Later
[05:36] Masachika
Finally done!
[05:38] Masachika
Good job powering through exams, Alya.
[05:41] Alya
Yeah, you too.
SIGN 3. Modern Lit.
Lunch Break
Intro Chem
[05:44] Masachika
Uh, do you have any plans after school?
[05:48] Alya
No, not particularly.
[05:50] Masachika
Wanna walk partway home together, then?
[05:52] Masachika
I'd like to discuss what we're doing
for the closing ceremony.
[05:56] Alya
Sure.
[06:01] Masachika
Something's wrong.
[06:02] Masachika
She hasn't flirted with me in Russian
once since that phone call.
[06:06] Alya
So, you wanted to talk about
the closing ceremony speeches?
[06:09] Masachika
Yeah... but first,
[06:12] Masachika
haven't you been acting kinda
different since the exam period started?
[06:18] Alya
I thought I'd made sure it didn't show.
[06:21] Masachika
It pretty much didn't, actually.
[06:24] Masachika
But I could just tell.
[06:27] Alya
R-Really? So you cared enough
to pay that much attention to me, huh?
[06:32] Alya
Even during exam period?
[06:34] Masachika
Of course I care. You're my partner.
[06:38] Alya
O-Oh?
[06:43] Alya
Then why?
[06:47] Alya
Your birthday...
[06:48] Masachika
Huh?
[06:49] Alya
Why didn't you invite me
to your birthday party?
[06:53] Masachika
My birthday what?
[06:55] Masachika
I didn't have a party. Who told you I did?
[06:58] Alya
You didn't have one?
You expect me to believe that?
[07:01] Masachika
Huh?
[07:01] Masachika
O-Oh!
[07:03] Masachika
Is it commonplace for people to have
birthday parties in Russia?
[07:08] Alya
Y-Yes?
[07:10] Alya
Is it not in Japan?
[07:12] Masachika
Dunno about everyone else,
but I haven't had one since elementary.
[07:16] Alya
Oh...
[07:18] Masachika
Oho? You wanted to celebrate
my birthday with me that badly?
[07:24] Alya
In Russia, leaving someone
out of your birthday
[07:27] Alya
sends a clear message that you're done
playing nice with them from that year forward!
[07:31] Masachika
Oh, yeah?
[07:33] Alya
What?!
[07:34] Masachika
Nothing. I'll spare you
from any further embarrassment.
[07:38] Alya
Oh, buzz off!
[07:41] Masachika
Guess we should celebrate it together, then.
[07:45] Masachika
Three months late, but I do want us
to play nice this year, too.
[07:50] Masachika
There you have it. I'll be throwing
a belated birthday bash.
[07:54] Masachika
Be there or be square.
[07:59] Alya
What the heck?
[08:09] Alya
Kuze-kun.
[08:13] Alya
Did I keep you waiting?
[08:20] Masachika
It's so hot.
[08:22] Masachika
Good thing we're not in uniform.
Those long sleeves are killer.
[08:25] Alya
True.
[08:27] Alya
The president's trying to introduce
a short-sleeved summer version, right?
[08:31] Masachika
Right.
[08:32] Masachika
But even if the proposal goes through,
it'll probably be introduced next year.
[08:38] Masachika
Wow. People are seriously doing double-takes.
[08:46] Alya
What?
[08:47] Masachika
Oh, I just noticed that
we're drawing a lot of attention.
[08:50] Alya
Ignore it. It's the price
I pay for being so beautiful.
[08:54] Masachika
You probably get hit on a lot
when you're alone, huh?
[08:57] Alya
Yeah. People keep approaching me on weekends.
[09:00] Masachika
Yep, called it.
[09:02] Masachika
How do you deal with it?
[09:04] Alya
I ramble in Russian until they go away.
[09:09] Masachika
I see...
[09:11] Masachika
Phew. I was afraid she was fighting them off
with violence—verbal and physical.
[09:15] Alya
Did you just think
something very unflattering?
[09:18] Masachika
'Course not.
[09:20] Masachika
Just glad you're not letting any sleazy
pick-up artists sweep you off your feet.
[09:23] Alya
Oh, is that a hint of possessiveness?
Acting like my boyfriend now, are you?
[09:27] Masachika
Well, excuse me.
[09:28] Masachika
I tend to wanna act like the boyfriend
when on a date, at least.
[09:32] Alya
You don't say.
[09:34] Alya
A date, huh? Right...
SIGN It's my first.
[09:41] Masachika
Yeah, I guess this is your first date with me*!
[09:45] Masachika
I mean, there's no way this hottie has never*
been on a date before, right?
SIGN TGIBeef Steakshack Jr.
[09:52] Alya
Is this the place?
[09:53] Masachika
Yep.
[09:54] Masachika
Dinner here gets pretty pricey,
[09:56] Masachika
but at lunchtime, you can try a bunch of
different meats for a reasonable price.
[09:59] Masachika
Smooth choice, if I do say so myself!
[10:02] Masachika
This—
[10:02] Alya
This place is great.
[10:04] Alya
I've come here with my family before.
[10:07] Alya
I remember thinking the venison was delicious.
[10:10] Masachika
Oh...
[10:16] Masachika
Ahem.
[10:17] Masachika
Okay, lemme give you a rundown of
how the closing ceremony plays out.
[10:21] Alya
Sure.
[10:22] Masachika
First, the presidential candidates
lay out their motivations and policies,
[10:26] Masachika
and then their running mates talk about
why they're backing him or her.
[10:35] Masachika
Now, here's the crucial part.
[10:38] Masachika
This event doesn't feature any formal
polling, but it has something similar.
[10:43] Alya
What?
[10:44] Masachika
After each pair speaks
comes the audience reaction,
[10:46] Masachika
and the people in the audience
only applaud for the pair they want to win.
[10:51] Alya
Uh, you mean some candidates could be met
with nothing but pin-drop silence?
[10:55] Alya
Does that happen?
[10:56] Masachika
It does.
[10:57] Alya
Yikes.
[10:59] Masachika
Frankly speaking, it's hard to see us
getting a reaction like Yuki will right now.
[11:05] Masachika
So our goal should be
to keep the gap manageable.
[11:08] Masachika
No need to try to beat her.
[11:10] Alya
An awfully passive approach.
[11:13] Masachika
It's a realistic assessment
of the current situation.
[11:18] Alya
Fine, I understand.
[11:21] Masachika
Also, we should try to make our speeches first.
[11:24] Masachika
The first pair usually gets a muted response
as the crowd weighs up their options.
[11:28] Masachika
So we'll have a ready-made excuse
even if Yuki shows us up.
[11:33] Masachika
Don't give me that look.
[11:35] Masachika
We do have some other options,
but they'd involve taking the gloves off.
[11:39] Alya
Like what?
[11:40] Masachika
Like playing mind games
on Yuki and Ayano, maybe?
[11:44] Masachika
But that wouldn't sit right
with you now, would it?
[11:47] Alya
It wouldn't, no.
[11:48] Masachika
It'd be a different thing
if they tried to start something,
[11:52] Masachika
but I bet even they
wouldn't go that far.
[11:55] Masachika
Not like they're Miyamae.
[11:57] Alya
What do you mean?
[11:58] Waiter
Here's your order.
[12:03] Masachika
Well, uh, here's to my birthday, I guess?
[12:07] Masachika
Cheers!
[12:09] Alya
Cheers.
[12:17] Masachika
This is delicious.
[12:20] Alya
It is.
[12:22] Alya
Were you the one who started
that rumor about Miyamae-san?
[12:26] Masachika
Hmm?
[12:27] Masachika
Oh...
[12:29] (Flashback) Nonoa
She found out halfway through student congress
that I had plants in the audience.
[12:33] (Flashback) Nonoa
Y'know how it goes.
[12:35] Masachika
Nope, that was all her.
She even started it herself.
[12:40] Alya
Really?
[12:42] Masachika
That put a stop to
all the shit talking about Taniyama,
[12:46] Masachika
but it also put the outcome
of that student congress in limbo.
[12:51] Masachika
Sorry. There might've been
a better way to do that.
[12:54] Alya
No, it's fine.
[12:56] Alya
I didn't contribute anything. I couldn't.
[13:01] Alya
I have no right to complain.
[13:05] Alya
Thanks for doing that for me, Kuze-kun.
[13:12] Masachika
Sure, don't mention it.
[13:14] Alya
What? Is that a blush I see on your cheeks?
[13:18] Masachika
Shut it.
[13:19] Alya
You're so cute.
[13:21] Masachika
Whoa! She's not even hiding it
behind Russian anymore!
[13:25] Alya
Here, as a token of my appreciation.
[13:28] Alya
Say aah.
[13:31] Masachika
Oh, look. Somebody's overconfident.
[13:34] Masachika
She only gets aggressive
when she thinks I'm flustered.
[13:38] Masachika
Did she forget how she couldn't
use the spoon after the last time?
[13:44] Masachika
Thanks. That was great.
[13:46] Alya
Yeah?
[13:50] Masachika
Wha? She's unfazed?!
[13:55] Masachika
She's got me right where she wants me.
[14:03] Masachika
Great meal.
[14:04] Alya
Thanks for that.
[14:06] Alya
Let me give you your gift.
[14:08] Masachika
Huh?
[14:09] Alya
Here you are.
[14:11] Masachika
You actually got me something? Thanks.
[14:16] Masachika
Whoa!
[14:17] Masachika
Talk about a fancy mug! This is really nice!
[14:21] Alya
Isn't it?
[14:23] Masachika
Thanks. I'll put it to good use.
[14:26] Alya
Yeah, you do that.
[14:30] Alya
Hm? What?
[14:31] Masachika
Uh, I just figured cups like this
are stuff couples buy in pairs.
[14:38] Alya
Aha, so you do get it.
[14:41] Alya
Of course I bought two.
[14:43] Alya
I'm already using mine at home.
[14:45] Masachika
Seriously?!
[14:47] Alya
So...
[14:48] Alya
What would you think if I said that?
[14:54] Masachika
You know what?
[14:56] Masachika
She's really got me figured out today.
SIGN Student Council Office
[15:07] Toya
While we await our turn
for the parent-teacher meeting,
[15:10] Toya
I'd like to discuss
the summer uniform proposal.
[15:12] Masha
Okay, let me make some tea.
[15:15] Chisato
Yes, please.
[15:17] Masha
Oh, you sit back and relax, Ayano-chan.
[15:24] Alya
Kuze-kun? What's the matter?
[15:26] Masachika
Oh, nah, it's nothing.
[15:28] Masachika
So, Prez, do you have an update
on the summer uniforms?
[15:31] Toya
Yeah.
[15:33] Toya
Keep it between us, but I think we can
introduce the new uniforms after summer break.
[15:37] Masachika
Wait, really?
[15:39] Toya
Yeah. We're going to make a surprise
announcement at the closing ceremony.
[15:44] Yuki
That's wonderful news.
[15:46] Yuki
As much as I like this uniform,
it gets too hot at this time of year.
[15:51] Yuki
So thank you.
[15:52] Toya
Thanks for saying so.
[15:54] Toya
But Chisaki played the biggest role
in getting this proposal approved.
[15:58] Chisato
I wouldn't say that. You did this
by not letting up in the negotiations.
[16:03] Toya
Chisaki!
[16:05] Chisato
Toya...
[16:06] Masachika
It's amazing how easily those two
can enter their own little world.
[16:10] Masha
Okay, tea is ready.
[16:13] Masha
Here you are.
[16:14] Masachika
Thank you, Masha-san.
[16:18] Masha
S-Sure.
[16:20] Masachika
Still bothered by the hypnosis
from last time, huh?
[16:29] Toya
Looks like my parents are here.
I'll head out for the parent-teacher meeting.
[16:32] Chisato
Good luck with that.
[16:34] Masha
I'll clean up.
[16:36] Masachika
Oh, let me help.
[16:39] Masha
I'll take you up on that.
[16:50] Masachika
Uh, Masha-san?
[16:52] Masha
Hmm?
[16:53] Masachika
I want to apologize.
[16:56] Masachika
For the whole hypnosis thing.
[16:58] Masha
No, it's fine. I started it, anyway.
[17:04] Masha
And, uh... well...
[17:06] Masha
There's something I wanted to ask you.
[17:09] Masha
While I was hypnotized,
[17:13] Masha
what did I do to you... exactly?
[17:16] Masachika
Er...
[17:18] Masachika
You pulled me and Alya into your arms...
[17:22] Masachika
and gave us head pats.
[17:24] Masha
Huh?
[17:26] Masha
Is that all?
[17:27] Masachika
Yeah, pretty much.
[17:29] Masha
Oh, I'm relieved to hear it.
[17:32] Masha
With that said,
[17:34] Masha
did you, uh... see?
[17:41] Masha
Kuze-kun, you perv.
[17:42] Masachika
Sorry, it was kind of unavoidable.
[17:46] Masachika
So even Masha-san gets mad about this stuff, huh?
[17:49] Masachika
But...
[17:50] Masachika
She's not the least bit scary.
If anything, she's positively adorable.
[17:54] Masha
Kuze-kun?
[17:56] Masachika
Yes, ma'am?
[17:56] Masha
Are you actually sorry?
[17:59] Masachika
Whad ar' you 'oing?
[18:01] Masha
Punishment for a bad boy!
[18:03] Masha
Listen, you can't embarrass
a girl like that, okay?
[18:09] Masachika
Yes, ma'am.
[18:10] Masha
Okay, that'll do.
[18:13] Masha
Oh, looks like Mom's here.
[18:16] Masachika
You should go.
[18:18] Masachika
I'll handle the rest of the cleanup.
[18:21] Masha
Can I ask you to do that?
[18:23] Masachika
Of course. Good luck.
[18:29] Yuki
Sarashina-senpai and Alya-san are gone, too.
[18:33] Masachika
Yeah?
[18:35] Yuki
We're finally alone, just the two of us.
[18:38] Masachika
Guess I should go pick up Grandpa, too.
[18:40] Yuki
Wait up!
[18:42] Yuki
Why are you ignoring me?!
[18:44] Masachika
Look who's talking!
You're acting like Ayano isn't here, too!
[18:48] Yuki
You're being so cold! It's been a while
since we got some sibling time!
[18:52] Masachika
I guess it has, actually.
[18:54] Yuki
I guess you didn't care because
you were off having fun times with Alya-san.
[19:01] Masachika
Hey, it's not like that,
[19:03] Masachika
you... know?
[19:04] Yuki
Sniff, sniff. I was so wonewy.
[19:07] Masachika
Yeah? You were wonewy, huh?
[19:09] Masachika
Be a good girl and get off the desk, okay?
[19:12] Yuki
So, yeah.
[19:13] Yuki
Spoil me!
[19:14] Masachika
What is with your mood swings?!
[19:16] Yuki
What's the holdup? I don't have all day.
[19:22] Masachika
You want it... here?
[19:24] Yuki
That's right. I'm telling you to spoil me
right here and now, Masachika-kun.
[19:29] Masachika
I... understand.
[19:33] Masachika
Come to me, my little kitten.
[19:36] Masachika
Never mind! I'm done!
[19:37] Yuki
I was just kidding!
You were so cool, big bro!
SIGN Grandpa
[19:42] Masachika
Oh, Grandpa's here.
[19:51] Masachika
Grandpa?
[19:53] Tomohisa
Hey, Masachika. There you are.
[19:55] Masachika
What's with the white suit?
[19:57] Tomohisa
Don't I look dapper?
[19:59] Masachika
Only peak narcissists and Western mafia
would dress up like that!
[20:04] Tomohisa
Oh, right.
[20:05] Tomohisa
I forgot to put these on.
[20:08] Tomohisa
There. Aren't I dashing?
[20:10] Masachika
You really donned those sunglasses!
[20:12] Masachika
Okay, what movie influenced you this time?
[20:15] Masachika
Actually, why'd you even have this stuff?
[20:17] Tomohisa
I used my pension to buy it all for today.
[20:20] Masachika
Grandma's gonna have a word with you.
[20:24] Tomohisa
Kyotaro too busy to make it?
[20:26] Masachika
Well, he just got moved to
the Japanese embassy in England this year.
[20:30] Masachika
He probably has a lot on his plate.
[20:32] Tomohisa
He could at least make time
to meet your teachers.
[20:35] Masachika
It is what it is.
[20:38] Tomohisa
You're such a good kid.
[20:40] Masachika
Cut it out!
[20:41] Alya
We'll be going now.
[20:43] Akemi
Thank you very much, Sensei.
[20:45] Masachika
Shoot!
[20:47] Alya
Oh, Kuze-kun...
[20:48] Tomohisa
An Eastern European miracle!
[20:50] Masachika
Stop that!
[20:51] Masachika
Sorry about that, Alya!
[20:52] Masachika
This is my grandpa,
and he's a bit too obsessed with Russia!
[20:57] Alya
Huh? Oh... is that so?
[20:59] Tomohisa
May I ask your name, miss?
[21:00] Masachika
Seriously, you stop that right now!
[21:02] Alya
Uh... your grandfather seems very spry.
[21:06] Akemi
So, you're Kuze-kun?
[21:08] Masachika
That's me. Nice to meet you.
[21:10] Masachika
Would you be Alisa-san's mother?
[21:13] Akemi
My, such a polite young boy.
[21:16] Akemi
Nice to meet you too.
I'm Kujo Akemi, Alisa's mother.
[21:20] Akemi
She's told me lots about you.
[21:24] Masachika
Good things, I hope.
[21:26] Akemi
Oh, she positively beams
when talking about you.
[21:30] Masachika
Does she now?
[21:34] Tomohisa
Miss.
[21:35] Tomohisa
Would you like to join our family?
[21:37] Alya
H-Huh?
[21:38] Masachika
Hey, behave!
[21:39] Tomohisa
What do you say to marrying
my boy Masachika here?
[21:44] Masachika
Shut your damn mouth!
[21:49] Tomohisa
Is that all right with you, Masachika?
[21:51] Masachika
Again, shut up.
[21:54] Akemi
So?
[21:55] Akemi
Are you going to marry Kuze-kun?
[21:58] Alya
Quiet, Mom.
[22:03] Masachika
We'll be going now.
[22:05] Tomohisa
Thank you for your time.
[22:08] Tomohisa
So, let's talk about this Alisa-san.
[22:12] Masachika
Can we drop that topic... already?
[22:31] Tomohisa
Hey.
[22:32] Tomohisa
It's been too long, Yumi-san.
[22:35] Yumi
Indeed it has,
[22:37] Yumi
father-in-law.
E11 - An Unexpected Curtain-Raiser
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[00:05] (Flashback) Y. Masachika
Look, Mother! I got a perfect score!
[00:10] (Flashback) Yumi
You did great. That's very impressive.
[00:30] Y. Masachika
Oh...
[00:32] Y. Masachika
So that's not enough to satisfy her.
[00:36] Y. Masachika
I need to really excel if I want to
make Mother truly happy.
[00:45] (Flashback) Yumi
Stop it!
[00:50] (Flashback) Yumi
Please, just stop.
[00:59] Masachika
I dredged up some bad memories...
[01:02] Masachika
Okay, yeah, this is not good.
[01:06] Masachika
I've caught a cold.
SIGN Sometimes
SIGN in Russian
SIGN Hides Her
SIGN Feelings
SIGN Alya Sometimes Hides
Her Feelings in Russian
SIGN Episode 11
SIGN An Unexpected Curtain-Raiser
[02:42] Masachika
Yes?
[02:45] Masachika
Huh?
[02:46] Masachika
Alya? U-Uh...
[02:49] Masachika
Did Yuki tell you?
[02:51] Alya
Yes. She asked me to bring you
some medicine since you'd caught a cold.
[02:56] Masachika
Oh, yeah?
[02:58] Masachika
That punk! Give me a little notice!
[03:02] Alya
May I come in for a bit?
[03:04] Masachika
Huh? You don't have to.
Just the medicine is fine.
[03:09] Alya
Yuki-san asked me to nurse you, okay?
[03:14] Masachika
Don't drag innocent strangers into your
otaku fantasies, sister of mine.
SIGN Well, that's not true.
[03:20] Masachika
It was a false accusation, sorry.
[03:24] Alya
Pardon me.
[03:27] Alya
Oh?
[03:28] Masachika
No need to be so wary.
[03:30] Alya
I-It's not like I'm nervous.
[03:33] Alya
It's just... This is all very new.
SIGN And it smells of boy in here.
[03:41] Masachika
That's not the kind of thing
you want to say in a whisper!
[03:43] Alya
Anyway, so...
[03:45] Alya
What would you like? Porridge or borscht?
[03:48] Masachika
What's with the selection?
[03:50] Alya
Hey, borscht is really good for you.
[03:53] Alya
The veggies are boiled until tender,
so it goes down smoothly even when you're sick.
[03:57] Masachika
Okay, okay. I'll have the borscht, then.
[04:01] Alya
Got it. Give me around four hours.
[04:04] Masachika
Nope, not waiting that long.
[04:06] Alya
Using a pressure cooker would
speed things up, but that's blasphemy.
[04:11] Masachika
Regular old porridge it is, then.
[04:13] Alya
Very well. Let me use your kitchen.
[04:17] Alya
Let's see... If I use pre-cooked rice...
SIGN Search recipes
SIGN Egg Porridge w/ Chicken Stock (using pre-cooked rice)
SIGN Requires around 12 minutes. Approximately 230kcal (one portion).
[04:21] Alya
Oh, I have to heat it in the microwave, huh?
[04:28] Alya
He's using it.
[04:32] Alya
Oh, uh, where was I?
[04:40] Alya
Kuze-kun, your porridge is ready.
[04:44] Masachika
Whoa...
[04:47] Masachika
My deepest thanks for
gracing me with the apron look!
[04:49] Alya
I see you're doing better than I thought.
[04:52] Alya
Think you can eat?
[04:53] Masachika
Probably.
[04:55] Alya
Here.
[04:56] Masachika
Thanks.
[05:00] Masachika
This is yummy.
[05:02] Alya
Yeah?
[05:06] Alya
Um...
[05:07] Alya
Where are your parents?
[05:10] Masachika
Dad's at work. No mom.
[05:13] Masachika
Oh, we're a single-father home.
[05:16] Alya
Oh, is that so...
[05:20] Masachika
Thank you. That was great.
[05:23] Alya
No problem. Did you take your medicine?
[05:25] Masachika
Yeah.
[05:27] Masachika
I'm gonna go back to sleep.
Feel free to leave whenever.
[05:30] Alya
It's fine. I'll be studying in the living room.
[05:33] Masachika
Uh, you don't have to...
[05:36] Alya
You're sick. Worry about yourself first.
[05:40] Masachika
Yes, ma'am.
[05:51] Masachika
Damn, talk about oversleeping.
[05:53] Masachika
Alya must've left by now, surely.
[06:02] Alya
Should you be up and about, Kuze-kun?
[06:05] Ayano
How are you feeling, Masachika-sama?
[06:08] Ayano
Go ahead and lean on me.
[06:10] Masachika
H-Hey!
[06:11] Masachika
This looks like I'm pulling
my maid into my arms!
[06:15] Masachika
Gotta be careful in this day and age.
I might get canceled.
[06:19] Alya
What are you talking about?
[06:21] Alya
Anyway, get away from him, Kimishima-san.
[06:24] Ayano
I will not. This is part of a maid's duties.
[06:27] Alya
But you're Yuki-san's maid, not Kuze-kun's.
[06:33] Ayano
Yuki-sama ordered me
to look after Masachika-sama.
[06:38] Ayano
As such, this falls under my duties.
[06:42] Ayano
You can let me take over from here.
[06:45] Ayano
It's getting quite late. Go home, Alisa-sama.
[06:49] Masachika
Hey! Phrasing!
[06:52] Ayano
Besides, shouldn't you be
preparing for tomorrow?
[06:57] Masachika
Huh? What's tomorrow?
[07:00] Alya
Nothing. Just school.
[07:03] Alya
I'll be on my way.
[07:07] Alya
Take care of Kuze-kun, please.
[07:11] Ayano
Of course. You can count on me.
[07:13] Alya
See you, Kuze-kun.
[07:16] Masachika
Yeah, see you.
[07:25] Ayano
Alisa-sama made borscht for you.
[07:28] Masachika
Right.
[07:29] Ayano
Here you are.
[07:30] Masachika
Thanks.
[07:32] Masachika
Let's dig in.
[07:40] Masachika
This is great!
[07:45] Masachika
Whew. That was amazing.
[07:48] Ayano
Your medicine, Masachika-sama.
[07:50] Masachika
Oh, thank you.
[07:53] Masachika
Eating's made me sleepy again.
[07:56] Ayano
Will you be bathing tonight?
[07:59] Masachika
Hmm? I think I'll pass.
[08:02] Ayano
Allow me to wipe you down, then.
[08:05] Masachika
Yeah, no.
[08:07] Ayano
Don't worry. I'll use a blindfold.
[08:10] Masachika
How are you going to
wipe me down blindfolded?
[08:12] Masachika
It's fine. Let me just go back to sleep.
[08:16] Ayano
I'll sleep next to you, then.
[08:18] Masachika
Chill!
[08:19] Ayano
At least let me sing you a lullaby.
[08:21] Masachika
No need for that!
[08:25] Ayano
Stare.
SIGN Stare...
[08:27] Masachika
Ayano?
[08:28] Ayano
Yes? How can I help?
[08:29] Masachika
Go back to Yuki's and call it a night.
That's an order.
[08:33] Ayano
Understood.
[08:35] Ayano
Good night.
[08:38] Masachika
Yeah.
[08:43] Masachika
I should've played that card right away.
[08:52] Masachika
Morning.
[08:53] Ayano
Good morning, Masachika-sama.
[08:57] Masachika
Seriously? I super overslept again!
[09:00] Masachika
You skipped school for me?
[09:02] Ayano
Your health matters far more
than some flimsy report card.
[09:07] Ayano
How are you feeling?
[09:10] Masachika
A lot better.
[09:11] Ayano
Glad to hear it.
[09:13] Ayano
I'll prepare lunch right away.
[09:15] Masachika
Thanks. That'd be great.
[09:20] Masachika
Thank you for the food.
[09:22] Ayano
Your appetite is back.
[09:25] Ayano
However, you should
take it easy today, just in case.
[09:29] Masachika
Oh, well...
[09:31] Masachika
School's done for the day, anyway.
[09:33] Ayano
Your medicine, Masachika-sama.
[09:35] Masachika
Yeah.
[09:36] Masachika
Thank... you?
[09:39] Masachika
Hmm? Something's bothering me. What is it?
[09:43] Ayano
Is something the matter?
[09:48] Masachika
Ayano, let me see this medicine's package.
[09:52] Masachika
Ayano?
[09:55] Ayano
Understood.
[09:59] Masachika
This drug contains shit that'd
make me sleepy, doesn't it?
[10:03] Ayano
So it would seem.
[10:05] Masachika
Why didn't you warn me if you knew?
[10:10] Ayano
I apologize.
[10:12] Ayano
I've committed a grave error
in offering you incompatible medicine.
[10:16] Ayano
You may discipline me in any way you see fit.
[10:19] Masachika
Was it Yuki who told Alya to get me this?
[10:26] Masachika
I'm going to school.
[10:28] Ayano
You should stay home.
[10:31] Masachika
I'll be fine.
[10:32] Ayano
However, I must say...
[10:34] Masachika
What is it?
[10:35] Ayano
I believe it is too late.
[10:39] Masachika
What?
[10:44] Boy 1
Our queen really is amazing.
[10:47] Boy 2
Yeah. Lady Alya did what she could,
[10:49] Boy 2
but she's a cut above.
[10:52] Masachika
Dammit! I was too complacent!
[10:54] Masachika
I assumed she wouldn't try anything
until the closing ceremony.
[10:58] Masachika
I didn't expect her to make her move now!
[11:05] Masachika
Alya.
[11:07] Alya
Kuze-kun...
[11:10] Masachika
What happened?
[11:13] Alya
I'm sorry.
[11:15] Alya
I messed it all up.
[11:18] Alya
I've wasted all your help.
[11:21] Alya
I...
[11:24] Alya
It started yesterday morning.
Yuki-san asked to talk to me.
SIGN Student Council Office
[11:30] (Flashback) Alya
Kuze-kun's down with a cold?
[11:32] (Flashback) Yuki
Yes. Normally, I'd be the one
to go check on him,
[11:37] (Flashback) Yuki
but I have something else to take care of.
[11:39] (Flashback) Alya
Oh... Okay, I'll go.
[11:41] (Flashback) Yuki
You will?
[11:43] (Flashback) Yuki
In that case, here's the cold
medicine he always takes
[11:47] (Flashback) Yuki
and his address.
[11:48] (Flashback) Yuki
If you would, please.
[11:50] (Flashback) Alya
Got it. I'll drop by after school.
[11:53] (Flashback) Yuki
There is one other thing I wanted to discuss.
[11:57] (Flashback) Alya
What?
[11:58] (Flashback) Yuki
Would you mind making a guest appearance
on the lunchtime PA broadcast tomorrow?
[12:04] (Flashback) Alya
Huh?
[12:05] (Flashback) Yuki
I was thinking of covering
the recent student congress tomorrow.
[12:09] (Flashback) Alya
Tomorrow...?
[12:10] (Flashback) Yuki
Yes. It's a good opportunity to really
drive home your victory in the debate, no?
[12:17] (Flashback) Alya
I'm sorry, but I have no intention
of bringing that topic back up again.
[12:22] (Flashback) Yuki
Oh, is that so?
[12:25] (Flashback) Yuki
Then...
[12:25] (Flashback) Yuki
Forget that part, then!
Would you please appear anyway?
[12:30] (Flashback) Alya
Huh?
[12:31] (Flashback) Yuki
We can make our final
progress report for the first term!
[12:34] (Flashback) Yuki
How does that sound?
[12:36] (Flashback) Alya
O-Okay, that's more acceptable.
[12:39] (Flashback) Yuki
Yes! Thank you so much!
[12:44] (Flashback) Yuki
You two are truly set on not taking advantage
of that student congress victory, huh?
[12:51] (Flashback) Alya
You figured it out?
[12:54] (Flashback) Yuki
How could I not? I heard the recent
rumors about Nonoa-san's cheating.
[13:00] (Flashback) Yuki
Just the fact that you're
letting it spread tells the whole story.
[13:05] (Flashback) Yuki
Dearie me.
[13:06] (Flashback) Yuki
Awfully laid-back, aren't you, Alisa-san?
[13:10] (Flashback) Yuki
Are you even trying to beat me?
[13:13] (Flashback) Alya
What...?
[13:22] (Flashback) Yuki
Do you not sense any danger at all
in waltzing into my territory?
[13:27] (Flashback) Yuki
I must say, you're sorely lacking
in survival instincts.
[13:30] (Flashback) Yuki
You're such a sitting duck
[13:34] (Flashback) Yuki
that I just had to give you a warning.
[13:37] (Flashback) Alya
There's more to the guest appearance?
[13:40] (Flashback) Yuki
You finally caught on?
[13:42] (Flashback) Yuki
It's happening right when Masachika-kun's
out sick. You should be more wary.
[13:47] (Flashback) Alya
You're trying to take advantage?
[13:49] (Flashback) Yuki
Indeed. I wish to use this opportunity
to crash your stock as much as possible.
[13:54] (Flashback) Alya
You think you can toy with me
as you please as long as I'm alone?
[14:00] (Flashback) Alya
You belittle me far too much.
[14:03] (Flashback) Yuki
Oh, feel free to run to
Masachika-kun for help.
[14:08] (Flashback) Alya
No need. I will not be a burden to him.
[14:14] (Flashback) Yuki
Really, now?
[14:16] (Flashback) Yuki
Let me see what our ice princess
can do tomorrow, then.
[14:22] (Flashback) Alya
I will not be beaten.
[14:25] Alya
I prepared for it as best I could, of course.
[14:29] Alya
But then, after school ended today...
[14:32] (Flashback) Yuki
I'm terribly sorry, Alya-san!
[14:35] (Flashback) Alya
What exactly are you apologizing for?
[14:38] (Flashback) Yuki
I'm apologizing for the attitude
I took with you yesterday.
[14:43] (Flashback) Yuki
I felt terrible about scheming
against a dear friend like this.
[14:51] (Flashback) Yuki
So I took an overly aggressive stance
in order to force myself to go all-in.
[14:56] (Flashback) Yuki
I'm fully aware of how
self-serving this may sound,
[15:00] (Flashback) Yuki
but I do not wish
to sour our friendship, Alya-san!
[15:06] (Flashback) Alya
I-It's fine. Raise your head.
[15:10] (Flashback) Yuki
May I take that to mean
that you accept my apology?
[15:14] (Flashback) Alya
Y-Yeah. It just goes to show
how serious you were.
[15:19] (Flashback) Yuki
Thank you so much. I'm so glad to hear that.
[15:25] (Flashback) Yuki
This may sound like an excuse,
[15:28] (Flashback) Yuki
but there's a reason why I must
become president no matter what.
[15:33] (Flashback) Alya
What reason?
[15:35] (Flashback) Yuki
I used to have an older brother.
[15:39] (Flashback) Yuki
He was far more talented than I could ever be,
[15:43] (Flashback) Yuki
and our parents and grandfather
expected great things from him.
[15:47] (Flashback) Yuki
They were certain that he would take
the Suou name to greater heights.
[15:52] (Flashback) Yuki
But one day, he was gone.
[15:55] (Flashback) Yuki
I must live up to my family's hopes
in my brother's place.
[16:02] (Flashback) Yuki
It is my duty to finish what he started.
[16:07] (Flashback) Yuki
Ah.
[16:08] (Flashback) Yuki
It's almost time.
[16:10] (Flashback) Yuki
Are you ready?
[16:12] (Flashback) Alya
I am...
[16:15] (Flashback) Yuki
But, before that, how about you?
[16:18] (Flashback) Alya
Huh?
[16:19] (Flashback) Yuki
Why do you want to be
student council president?
[16:25] (Flashback) Alya
Uh... well...
[16:27] (Flashback) Yuki
It's time. Let's begin.
[16:32] (Flashback) Yuki
Good afternoon, everyone.
[16:34] (Flashback) Yuki
This is Suou Yuki,
student council spokesperson,
[16:37] (Flashback) Yuki
here to bring you another progress
report on the student council's activities.
[16:41] (Flashback) Yuki
We have a very special
guest joining us today.
[16:48] (Flashback) Alya
Kujo Alisa here.
The student council treasurer...
[16:51] (Flashback) Alya
Er, it's my pleasure to be here today.
[16:55] (Flashback) Yuki
First-time nerves, I suppose?
[17:00] Alya
It was the same after that. I was a total mess.
[17:04] Masachika
Yeesh, that's devious.
[17:06] Masachika
She acted like the bad guy to fire Alya up,
[17:10] Masachika
only to bring out the sob story
before going live.
[17:12] Masachika
"I'm carrying the hopes of my entire family
on my shoulders. How about you?"
[17:18] Alya
I'm so mad at myself.
[17:20] Alya
I was so easily shaken,
and I couldn't recover...
[17:28] Masachika
Stop right there.
[17:29] Masachika
Your thoughts are spiraling in a bad direction.
[17:32] Alya
What do you mean?
[17:34] Masachika
I'm saying you're playing into Yuki's hands.
[17:37] Masachika
Her goal wasn't to take the lead
using today's broadcast.
[17:41] Masachika
Just think about it.
We only had school in the AM today.
[17:44] Masachika
There weren't many students
remaining in school.
[17:47] Masachika
If she wanted to assert her dominance,
there were better times to do it.
[17:52] Alya
You mean she was simply laying
the groundwork for the closing ceremony?
[17:57] Masachika
Precisely.
[17:59] Masachika
She just wanted to throw you off your game.
[18:02] Masachika
I bet she was hoping to
leave you down in the dumps.
[18:07] Masachika
And here you are, mad at yourself.
[18:14] Alya
Okay, I get it. Thank you.
[18:18] Alya
Why are you smiling?
[18:20] Masachika
Hmm?
[18:23] Masachika
Wow, I am, huh?
[18:27] Masachika
Nah, just thinking she got us good.
[18:31] Masachika
I don't really know why,
but this is giving me goosebumps.
SIGN That look suits you too... I like it.
[18:46] Alya
I didn't have an answer.
[18:47] Masachika
To what?
[18:48] Alya
I couldn't answer her when she
asked me why I wanted to be president.
[18:55] Alya
She's going into the election
to win it for her family,
[19:01] Alya
but I'm only doing this for myself.
[19:05] Alya
And I couldn't bring myself to tell her that.
[19:10] Alya
I'm ashamed of myself for wavering.
[19:13] Alya
I hate that I couldn't answer her
with my head held high!
[19:19] Masachika
Chin up, Alya!
[19:23] Masachika
Your motivations aren't
as noble as Yuki's? So what?
[19:27] Masachika
Remember what I said before?
[19:29] Masachika
You're a perfectly
captivating person as you are.
[19:33] Masachika
I know fully well how driven
[19:36] Masachika
and how earnest and hardworking you are.
[19:40] Masachika
So...
[19:42] Masachika
Keep your chin up. You're fine.
[19:44] Masachika
Your charms do not pale in comparison
to Yuki's in any way whatsoever.
[19:49] Masachika
I promise you that.
[19:55] Alya
That sounded almost like you were
professing your love to me.
[19:57] Masachika
Shut it! I'm never doing
that again, seriously!
[20:01] Masachika
Sheesh, I feel so hot!
[20:03] Masachika
My fever's coming back!
[20:06] Alya
Thank you. You helped me
regain my confidence.
[20:11] Masachika
Yeah? That's good.
[20:13] Alya
You're right. There's no point
comparing myself to her.
[20:17] Masachika
Yep.
[20:18] Alya
Even if Yuki-san's carrying on
her dead brother's spirit...
[20:25] Masachika
Hey, sister of mine!
You made her think I'm dead!
[20:30] Masachika
L-Listen, Alya...
[20:33] Nonoa
Heya.
[20:35] Nonoa
Wait, didn't you take the day off?
[20:38] Sayaka
Excuse me.
[20:39] Masachika
Oh, I just got here.
[20:41] Nonoa
Yeah?
[20:43] Sayaka
Close your legs, Nonoa.
[20:46] Nonoa
What's the big deal?
Not like anyone else is here.
[20:50] Masachika
So, what do you want?
[20:53] Sayaka
I know this is belated, but Kuze-san, Kujo-san...
[20:57] Sayaka
I apologize for my actions
and my appalling behavior.
[21:01] Sayaka
I'm truly sorry.
[21:04] Nonoa
My bad, too. I should've stopped her.
[21:09] Nonoa
Might be too late for that,
but could you please forgive us?
[21:12] Masachika
That's for Alya to decide.
[21:15] Alya
All I wanted was an apology
for those insulting remarks.
[21:19] Alya
As for you, Miyamae-san,
you didn't even do anything to apologize for.
[21:23] Nonoa
Uh, I think using plants
definitely merits an apology.
[21:28] Sayaka
Did you not bring up the congress
on the broadcast to protect my reputation?
[21:34] Alya
I didn't want to declare myself victorious
when I didn't defeat you in debate.
[21:41] Sayaka
I see. You're very prideful.
[21:45] Sayaka
But so am I.
[21:48] Masachika
Hold it, Taniyama. What are you thinking?
[21:52] Sayaka
Facts are facts, my reputation be damned.
[21:57] Masachika
So, what? You're gonna
go declare your own defeat?
[22:01] Masachika
With a PA broadcast?
No, at the closing ceremony?
[22:05] Masachika
Sorry, but as student council officers,
we can't let you run wild at the ceremony.
[22:11] Masachika
If you want to repay Alya's goodwill in kind,
could you do it another way?
[22:17] Sayaka
What do you suggest?
[22:21] Sayaka
Are you serious?
[22:22] Masachika
Yeah.
[22:23] Sayaka
I'm not backing you two or anything.
[22:27] Sayaka
I still think you should go back
to Suou-san's team.
[22:31] Masachika
Yeah?
[22:33] Masachika
But there's a reason I chose Alya.
[22:35] Masachika
And I bet you're starting to see it, no?
[22:42] Sayaka
Fine.
[22:44] Nonoa
No frickin' way!
[22:48] Nonoa
'Kay, count me in too.
[22:50] Masachika
Thanks. Looking forward to it.
[22:54] Masachika
See, Alya? This is what you do.
[22:56] Masachika
Now we can beat them.
[22:58] Alya
Huh? Beat them?
I thought we were aiming for a draw?
[23:02] Masachika
Nah, screw that.
[23:04] Masachika
They fired the first shot.
[23:07] Masachika
So now we gotta destroy them.
E12 - Chin Up and Face Forward
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SIGN Sometimes
SIGN in Russian
SIGN Hides Her
SIGN Feelings
SIGN Alya Sometimes Hides
Her Feelings in Russian
SIGN Episode 12
SIGN Chin Up and Face Forward
[01:32] Alya
If you think I'm lacking something as
a president, feel free to point it out.
[01:38] Alya
Thank you for your time.
[01:41] Masachika
Okay.
[01:42] Masachika
Now if you can do this at the closing
ceremony, we won't have a problem.
[01:46] Alya
Right. I need to do this at the ceremony...
[01:48] Masachika
Worried?
[01:49] Masachika
You did fine during the student congress.
[01:53] Alya
I only managed that because
I was focused on my own thoughts.
[01:57] Alya
Besides, we'll have a bigger
audience tomorrow, won't we?
[02:02] Masachika
That's right.
[02:03] Masachika
This auditorium will be packed
with students tomorrow.
[02:08] Masachika
But it won't change what we have to do.
[02:11] Masachika
Just focus on delivering your message.
[02:13] Alya
I don't think that's going to work.
[02:16] Alya
I realized that while watching you talk
during the student congress.
[02:21] Alya
How can I engage the audience like you do?
[02:25] Masachika
I really don't know how to answer that.
[02:28] Masachika
A lot of it comes down to experience.
[02:35] Masachika
Wanna know a little trick to break
the ice and grab the audience's attention?
[02:40] Alya
A trick?
[02:41] Masachika
Yep.
[02:44] Alya
Uh...
[02:45] Masachika
Simple, ain't it? And it works wonders.
[02:49] Alya
Okay, I'll give it a try.
[02:51] Yuki
Rehearsing for tomorrow?
[02:53] Masachika
Yep. You done with your work?
[02:56] Yuki
Yes, of course.
[02:59] Yuki
What seems to be the matter, Masachika-kun?
[03:02] Yuki
You're wearing a rather foul expression.
[03:04] Masachika
Oh, playing dumb, are we?
[03:07] Masachika
You realize your mask
is starting to crack too, right?
[03:11] Yuki
You don't say.
[03:13] Masachika
See? This is what she's really like.
[03:16] Masachika
Don't be fooled.
[03:17] Alya
R-Right.
[03:19] Yuki
Oh, Alya-san.
[03:20] Yuki
Are you perhaps disappointed in me?
[03:23] Alya
Not at all. I have no reason to be.
[03:27] Alya
It's only natural that people behave
differently in different circumstances.
[03:32] Alya
And you meant it when you said you wished
to remain friends with me, didn't you?
[03:37] Yuki
Yes, I certainly did.
[03:39] Alya
Then it's fine.
[03:41] Alya
You gave me an opportunity
to take stock of myself.
[03:45] Yuki
And?
[03:46] Alya
You asked me yesterday why I wanted
to be student council president.
[03:51] Alya
I intend to give you my answer tomorrow.
[03:56] Yuki
Your forthright nature
really shines through, Alya-san.
[03:59] Yuki
It makes you a fascinating person.
[04:02] Masachika
Boy, I'm so glad that whole thing
didn't ruin your friendship with Alya.
[04:06] Yuki
Oh? You almost make it sound like it did
sour my friendship with you, however.
[04:14] Masachika
Not really?
[04:16] Masachika
I just think it was real classy of you.
[04:20] Yuki
Are you mad at me?
[04:21] Masachika
Far from it.
[04:24] Masachika
Attacking your opponent's vulnerabilities
is the clear and obvious move.
[04:29] Masachika
Just... How do I express how I'm feeling here?
[04:33] Masachika
I don't really understand it
myself, but it's kinda like...
[04:37] Masachika
I half want to give my pet dog
head pats for daring to bite me,
[04:42] Masachika
and half want to teach it a lesson
so that it never tries again.
[04:45] Masachika
Know what I mean?
[04:48] Masachika
You took a bite, so you'd better
sink those teeth all the way in.
[04:53] Toya
Oh, there you are.
[04:55] Chisato
Heya.
[04:56] Toya
Let's do a final rundown of tomorrow's plans.
[05:00] Toya
That leaves the order of tomorrow's speeches.
How do you want to do this?
[05:04] Toya
Last year, the candidates played
rock-paper-scissors to decide.
[05:07] Yuki
That sounds acceptable to me.
[05:10] Masachika
Not to me.
[05:11] Masachika
RPS rewards reading your opponent too much.
[05:13] Alya
What?
[05:14] Yuki
You have a point.
[05:16] Yuki
How about a coin toss, then?
[05:19] Masachika
That's fair.
[05:21] Yuki
Very well.
[05:22] Yuki
How about Ayano does the coin toss,
and Alya-san guesses?
[05:26] Masachika
Nah, someone else should do the toss.
[05:30] Yuki
Not very trusting, are you?
[05:32] Masha
Hey, want me to do it?
[05:35] Masachika
Please, Masha-san, if you would.
[05:39] Masachika
If Alya guesses right, we get first choice.
[05:42] Masachika
If she doesn't, Yuki will get to choose.
[05:45] Masachika
Masha... Are you sure you're up for this?
[05:48] Masha
Hey! Don't mock your big sis!
[05:51] Masha
I can do this.
[05:53] Masha
Just watch.
[05:56] Masha
Go!
[06:00] Yuki
If I go first and set the bar high enough,
[06:02] Yuki
I can score a decisive victory.
[06:04] Yuki
What if I go second?
[06:06] Yuki
The first pair will get polite applause
while the audience weighs its options.
[06:10] Yuki
It won't be an outright domination
if Alya-san gets to go first.
[06:13] Yuki
Should I take first dibs?
[06:15] Yuki
But it'd be smarter to go second
and see what Onii-chan does first.
[06:20] Yuki
Speaking of, why'd he try so hard
to intimidate me just now?
[06:24] Yuki
It's not like him.
He usually operates in the background.
[06:29] Masha
There, I caught it!
[06:31] Masha
See? I did it, Alya-chan!
[06:33] Alya
You've made your point.
[06:35] Alya
Heads.
[06:36] Masha
Huh? Shouldn't you think about it some more?
[06:39] Alya
It's fine. Get on with it.
[06:41] Masha
Ugh.
[06:42] Masha
Okay, here.
[06:44] Masha
Oh, it's tails.
[06:45] Masha
Yuki-chan, do you want to go first or second?
[06:49] Yuki
Well...
[06:51] Yuki
What if Onii-chan's outburst was all an act?
[06:55] Yuki
To what end?
[06:57] Yuki
Did he challenge me head-on in a bid
to distract me from something?
[07:02] Yuki
Alya-san!
[07:04] Yuki
Right. I got distracted by Onii-chan there,
[07:08] Yuki
but my target has been Alya-san all along.
[07:11] Yuki
She's surprisingly emotionally fragile.
[07:14] Yuki
Yesterday's broadcast
must be eating away at her.
[07:17] Yuki
And I was going to pile on the pressure
by making her go second!
[07:23] Yuki
Onii-chan's goal is to go first, get that
polite applause, and make it a draw.
[07:28] Yuki
In which case, I should stick to
the original plan and look to dominate.
[07:33] Yuki
I'd like to go first, please.
[07:36] Toya
Okay, you got it.
[07:37] Toya
The Suou-Kimishima pair will go first,
[07:40] Toya
and the younger Kujo-Kuze pair will go second.
[07:43] All
Got it.
SIGN Closing
Ceremony
[07:49] Principal
As we look back on the first term,
[07:51] Principal
I'm sure all of you have learned
a fair few lessons to take away.
[07:54] Disciplinary
Our aim is to continue to promote
self-discipline among the student body...
[07:59] Pa
Next, we have the student
council's presentations.
[08:04] Pa
Starting with the student council
president, Kenzaki Toya-san.
[08:11] Toya
Hello, everyone. Good job
getting through the first term.
[08:14] Toya
Two months have passed
since our student council has taken office.
[08:18] Toya
Our numbers may have dwindled, but I truly
believe in the team we have put together.
[08:22] Chisato
Don't go slacking off
just 'cause it's summer break, guys.
[08:26] Chisato
Remember to plug away
at the homework and workouts every day.
[08:31] Masha
It is important to take it one day at a time.
[08:34] Masha
Maybe I should take a walk
to the park every day myself.
[08:38] Masha
Speaking of walks,
let me tell you what happened...
[08:42] Pa
Next, we'll hear from Suou Yuki-san.
[08:48] Yuki
Ready to roll, Ayano?
[08:50] Ayano
Yes, Yuki-sama.
[09:00] Yuki
A very good afternoon to everyone.
[09:02] Yuki
I'm Suou Yuki, student council spokesperson.
[09:05] Yuki
I will be a candidate in next year's
student council presidential election.
[09:11] Yuki
I look forward to working with you all.
[09:14] Boy 1
Go for it!
[09:15] Boy 2
You've got my vote!
[09:17] Yuki
Thank you kindly.
[09:19] Yuki
Now, in light of that, I would like
to share a part of my vision with you.
[09:25] Yuki
What I want to do when I become
student council president...
[09:29] Yuki
is to bring about an academy
that takes its students' opinions seriously.
[09:34] Yuki
Oh? Were you not expecting
something so ordinary from me?
SIGN Suggestions Box
[09:41] Yuki
I'm talking about this suggestions box,
to be more specific.
[09:44] Yuki
It has been available in our school for years,
[09:47] Yuki
but I believe most students
have never once made use of it.
[09:52] Yuki
I have addressed many of
the suggestions on my PA broadcasts,
[09:57] Yuki
but I've also found the box empty
most of the times I've checked.
[10:01] Yuki
Is that because you think writing in
is a waste of time and that nothing will get done?
[10:08] Takeshi
Yeah...
[10:09] Hikaru
That's right.
[10:11] Yuki
That's perfectly understandable.
[10:14] Yuki
Most council officers are busy dealing with
the challenges of their new posts.
[10:18] Yuki
With their hands full
just completing their tasks,
[10:20] Yuki
they find it difficult to divert
their attention to student needs.
[10:25] Yuki
However,
[10:27] Yuki
when I become president,
your wishes will be fulfilled!
[10:31] Yuki
For instance, you may want
the sports day competitions to be changed
[10:34] Yuki
or school festival events
to be altered or expanded.
[10:38] Yuki
Holding new events such as on Halloween
or Christmas might be fun too, don't you think?
[10:48] Yuki
As someone who was president
of the middle school student council
[10:51] Yuki
and is now an officer in high school,
I have the track record, the experience,
[10:55] Yuki
and the firm belief that I am uniquely
positioned to make all of this happen.
[11:00] Yuki
Thank you for your time.
[11:04] Masachika
Gah, that's dirty.
[11:06] Masachika
She talked a lot of bull and said
absolutely nothing of real substance.
[11:11] Toya
But that was a masterful speech.
[11:13] Toya
She's way better than I could ever be.
[11:16] Masha
Are you okay, Alya-chan?
[11:18] Alya
I'm fine. Just leave me alone right now.
[11:21] Masha
Jeez, quit being so cold.
[11:25] Girl 1
Who is that?
[11:26] Boy 2
I don't remember seeing that beauty.
[11:28] Ayano
I am Kimishima Ayano,
student council general affairs.
[11:31] Ayano
Outside of school, I serve the Suou family
as Yuki-sama's personal attendant.
[11:36] Girl 1
What's an attendant?
[11:38] Girl 2
Dunno.
[11:39] Ayano
And I intend to stand for next year's
election as her running mate.
[11:46] Ayano
Yuki-sama is a person of extraordinary
talents and exemplary conduct.
[11:52] Ayano
And yet, she shows not a smidge of conceit.
[11:54] Ayano
Her capacity for empathy
and kindness is unmatched.
[11:57] Ayano
Hmph.
[11:59] Masachika
A safe, well-curated speech.
[11:59] Ayano
Her grades are always excellent.
Her English is native-level.
[12:02] Masachika
No wonder they went first.
They're trying to shut the door on us.
[12:05] Ayano
She's even begun studying Chinese recently.
[12:06] Masachika
You doing okay?
[12:07] Alya
Yes.
[12:08] Masachika
Good.
[12:09] Ayano
She has shown herself to be gifted with
the piano, flower arrangement, and karate—
[12:09] Masachika
Do you remember
what this part of the event is called?
[12:12] Alya
The student council officers'
greeting, right?
[12:14] Ayano
...truly an academic and an athletic prodigy.
[12:14] Masachika
Exactly. It's a greeting.
[12:17] Masachika
Let's present you to the audience
and let them get to know you.
[12:20] Ayano
I have no doubt that she will be a fine
leader and student council president.
[12:27] Ayano
Thank you for your time.
[12:36] Pa
Next, we have Kujo Alisa-san,
the student council treasurer.
[12:48] Girl 1
She was funny.
[12:49] Girl 2
Kimishima-san, was it?
[12:51] Boy 3
Suou-san knows how to pick 'em.
[12:53] Boy 2
We basically have our next president already.
[12:59] Boy 1
Right?
[13:36] Alya
My apologies. I was so nervous, I seem to
have defaulted to speaking in Russian.
[13:43] Girl 3
Was that... a joke?
[13:45] Girl 4
I guess?
[13:46] Boy 1
How does that even happen?
[13:49] (Flashback) Masachika
Listen up.
[13:50] (Flashback) Masachika
If we end up having to go second,
start your speech in Russian.
[13:54] (Flashback) Masachika
The crowd will still be buzzing about Yuki
and Ayano's speeches when you step up.
[13:59] (Flashback) Masachika
So pour cold water on them by
talking at the audience in Russian.
[14:04] Alya
Let me start over. I am Kujo Alisa,
student council treasurer.
[14:08] Alya
I intend to run for student council
president in next year's elections.
[14:14] Alya
I only transferred into this academy last year,
and I have no track record to boast of.
[14:21] Alya
I can't say I fully understand
what council work
[14:25] Alya
and presidential responsibilities
entail just yet.
[14:28] Alya
There is a lot I'm lacking as I am now,
and I'm aware of that.
[14:33] Alya
However, there is one thing that
I can say with my head held high.
[14:39] Alya
And that is...
[14:41] Alya
I'm a person who can and does
work harder than anybody else.
[14:46] Alya
I have always strived to bring what I believe
to be the ideal outcome to fruition.
[14:51] Alya
That's because I believe that we as people
must never rest on our laurels
[14:55] Alya
and must always try to better ourselves
and aim for greater heights.
[14:58] Alya
I'll admit that my drive
has at times sown discord,
[15:02] Alya
causing me to experience bitter failures.
[15:05] Alya
But I learned from my mistakes
[15:07] Alya
and helped my class win the best attraction
award at last year's middle school festival.
[15:13] Alya
I didn't do it alone, of course.
[15:17] Alya
I'm sure there's a lot I'm lacking in order
to be a fine student council president.
[15:29] (Flashback) Masachika
I know full well how driven
[15:32] (Flashback) Masachika
and how earnest and hardworking you are.
[15:36] (Flashback) Masachika
Chin up, Alya!
[15:40] Alya
And yet I find myself here,
speaking to all of you...
[15:44] Alya
in my own words, straight from my heart.
[15:47] Alya
And I'm going to keep making up
for what I lack, one step at a time.
[15:54] Alya
If I don't think I'm worthy of being
president by next year's elections,
[16:00] Alya
I will take myself out of the race.
[16:03] Alya
So I ask you, please keep an eye out
for who I am and what I do from now.
[16:07] Alya
All of it will fuel me into becoming
the president you need, deserve, and want.
[16:14] Alya
Thank you for your time.
[16:28] Masachika
Good job.
[16:29] Masachika
That was great.
[16:31] Alya
You think?
[16:32] Masachika
Yeah. You were cool as hell.
[16:36] Alya
I feel like I got over the hump.
[16:39] Pa
Next up, we'll hear from Kuze Masachika-san.
[16:42] Alya
Good luck.
[16:43] Masachika
I got this.
[16:44] Masachika
All right.
[16:45] Masachika
Time to go win.
[16:54] Masachika
Heya. I'm Kuze Masachika,
student council general affairs.
[16:58] Masachika
You may have heard that Suou Yuki had
a VP that pulled the strings behind the scenes.
[17:04] Masachika
That VP? Yours truly.
[17:07] Masachika
Huh?
[17:08] Takeshi
Bro, that joke bombed hard!
[17:15] Masachika
Anyway, I think some of you might know
that I was once middle school vice president.
[17:21] Masachika
Which, naturally, would lead
to the following question:
[17:24] Masachika
"Wait, why aren't you running
with Suou-san, then?"
[17:28] Masachika
"Are you cheating on her now? Is that it?!"
[17:32] Masachika
Let me make this perfectly clear!
[17:34] Masachika
I dumped Yuki's sorry ass!
[17:36] Masachika
So this is not cheating!
[17:39] Boy 2
Dude, you suck!
[17:40] Boy 3
President hopping, much?
[17:45] Masachika
So, why did I dump Yuki
and decide to back Alya instead?
[17:50] Masachika
What kind of person do you all think is
most fit to be student council president?
[17:55] Masachika
A capable, responsible person?
[17:58] Masachika
One with mental fortitude?
[18:00] Masachika
I have to disagree.
[18:03] Masachika
I think the person most fit to be president
[18:06] Masachika
is one with the charisma
to draw people to them.
[18:10] Masachika
What did you all think of
Alya's speech just now?
[18:16] Masachika
I personally thought it was awkward as heck.
[18:19] Masachika
But, at the same time, I also felt
it was really genuine and heartfelt.
[18:25] Masachika
Alya's a straightforward person.
[18:27] Masachika
So much so that she used my idea
of starting her speech in Russian.
[18:32] Masachika
I chose to back her over Yuki because
[18:36] Masachika
I was drawn to that side of her
and wanted to support her in her pursuits.
[18:40] Masachika
And I would very much like
for all of you to do the same.
[18:45] Masachika
But one person's opinion
isn't going to be very convincing, is it?
[18:50] Masachika
So I'm going to tell you
something else—a fact.
[18:53] Masachika
When Alya becomes student council president,
[18:56] Masachika
Taniyama Sayaka and Miyamae Nonoa
will join her student council as officers.
[19:04] Masachika
Can you believe that?
[19:06] Masachika
Former debate rivals will be working together
in the same student council.
[19:14] Girl 2
No way!
[19:15] Boy 1
Yo, look.
[19:16] Boy 2
Whoa, seriously?
[19:25] Masachika
That's all from me.
[19:27] Masachika
We ask for your support to bring
a brand-new kind of student council to reality.
[19:40] Masachika
Alya, you made this applause happen.
[19:53] Sayaka
Now we're even.
[19:55] Alya
Yes, thank you.
[19:57] Alya
You were a great help.
[19:58] Sayaka
I won't be helping your campaign any more.
[20:01] Alya
I understand.
[20:03] Alya
I'll do my best to earn your approval as well.
[20:08] Sayaka
Don't let me down.
[20:09] Nonoa
Good luck with everything.
[20:12] Nonoa
If Alissa becomes president,
I'll be on your team.
[20:17] Alya
A... Alissa?
[20:22] Alya
This is why I want to become
student council president.
[20:26] Alya
Your motivations won't overpower me anymore.
[20:31] Yuki
They got us.
[20:33] Ayano
My apologies.
[20:35] Ayano
If only I had delivered a better speech...
[20:38] Yuki
It isn't your fault, Ayano.
[20:40] Yuki
I made the wrong call in trying
to win with strategy alone.
[20:44] Yuki
I suppose I should admit defeat for today.
[20:48] Yuki
Just for today.
[20:51] Ayano
Yuki-sama.
[20:52] Yuki
Hmm?
[20:53] Ayano
You're giving off amazing boss vibes right now.
[20:57] Yuki
Uh, I wasn't trying to.
SIGN SUMMER BREAK!!!
[21:04] Masachika
Now, if I'd hit my goal,
it would've been the icing on the cake.
SIGN Term 1 Finals Ranking
1st - Kujo Alisa
2nd - Suou Yuki
[21:09] Alya
Tell me about it.
SIGN 33rd \ Kuze Masachika
[21:11] Masachika
Talk about anticlimactic.
[21:14] Masachika
I guess there are things
even this prodigy can't do.
[21:18] Alya
Says you?
[21:19] Alya
So, any complaints about this outcome?
[21:21] Masachika
None!
[21:22] Alya
All good, then. Let's head home.
[21:25] Alya
Today was a lot. I'm kind of worn out.
[21:28] Masachika
Yeah, sounds good.
[21:32] Masachika
Hey, Alya?
[21:34] Alya
What?
[21:35] Masachika
Y'know, what about our bet?
[21:38] Masachika
I have to do one thing you ask for, right?
[21:41] Alya
I'll come up with something.
[21:43] Masachika
Didn't you have something in mind already?
[21:47] Masachika
You gave me a hint in Russian.
[21:49] Alya
Oh, that... I was just saying whatever.
SIGN What the heck? I assumed you were going...
[21:58] Masachika
Oh, she wasn't counting
on winning the bet, huh?
[22:03] Masachika
Er, what was it? I think she said
"given name" or something?
[22:10] Masachika
Uh...
[22:10] Masachika
Alya?
[22:13] Masachika
Well, we've now made
our address to the student body
[22:16] Masachika
and been recognized
as running mates for the election.
[22:20] Masachika
Why don't you start calling me by my given name
to show off that we're a close-knit team?
[22:29] Alya
I guess that's a decent idea.
[22:31] Masachika
O-Oh, yeah?
[22:32] Alya
Y-Yeah?
[22:36] Alya
Well, in that case...
[22:40] Alya
Masachika...kun?
[22:44] Masachika
Y-Yeah... N-Not too bad, I'd say.
[22:47] Alya
Y-You think?
[22:48] Alya
Let's go with that, then.
[22:51] Masachika
Y-Yeah.
[22:53] Masachika
Whoa! Better switch to our outdoor shoes!
[22:56] Alya
R-Right!
[23:05] Masachika
Alya.
[23:06] Masachika
Uh...
[23:08] Masachika
It may be summer break,
but we still need to prep for the election.
[23:13] Masachika
Yuki and Ayano are gonna be
together the entire time.
[23:17] Masachika
So, you know...
[23:20] Masachika
What do you say we meet up
over the break, too?
[23:29] Alya
Masachika-kun.
[23:30] Masachika
Hmm?
SIGN Face forward.
[23:38] Alya
Gladly!