All Saints Street
Up from Hell, Neil gazes at humans and supernatural beings living peacefully on Earth. This kindhearted demon longs for human friends and, with the help of his vampire best friend, moves on up to All Saints Street and shacks up with more nonhumans. Roomie life ain’t easy, human or not—also maybe the fact he’s got the powers of the Demon King inside him. Apartment 1031 won’t be the same!
- Season 1
- E1 - Nice to Meet You, I'm Ni-Ni / Friend Coming From Afar, Would You Like to Move In? / The Angelic Landlord and His Nice Tenants / The Lone Wolf Who Came From the North / Fortune is Few, An
- E2 - The Demon King Observation Journal / The Werewolf Observation Journal / Let's Spend Christmas Together! / Lily Fluttered Down From Heaven / My Friend Has a Crush / Happy New Year! Happy
- E5 - Friends of Friends are Friends of Mine? / Horror Night on All Saints Street / No Room for a Homeless Kid / No One Escapes an Arranged Marriage / Kitten on the Street, Don't Run Around o
- E6 - Work, Wolf, Work as Hard as You Can! / How Much More Charm Do You Have Left to Hide? / Happy Birthday, I Wish You Happiness / Battle of the Tennis Court / The Curtain Rises and the Spotl
- E8 - The Scenery Before You When You're Lost / Good Nick, Bad Nick / Everyone is Sure to be Rewarded One Day / I was Reborn, and Now I'm a CEO? / Traffic Accident? Amnesia? Let's Shoot for th
Season 1
E1 - Nice to Meet You, I'm Ni-Ni / Friend Coming From Afar, Would You Like to Move In? / The Angelic Landlord and His Nice Tenants / The Lone Wolf Who Came From the North / Fortune is Few, An
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[00:01] ---
In this world, humans and ayakashi
have always lived side-by-side peacefully.
[00:06] ---
But little did they know that a Demon King
intent on destroying the world had been born.
[00:44] ---
At this rate, there will be...
[00:45] ---
YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE
[00:48] ---
...a river of blood, and the corpses
will only pile up.
[00:52] ---
And this...
[00:53] ---
YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE
[00:54] ---
This world...
[00:55] ---
YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE
[00:56] ---
Will never...
[00:57] ---
YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE
[01:01] ---
So you've all seen the video, right?
[01:01] ---
THE COMMITTEE FOR WORLD PEACE
[01:01] ---
EXAGGERATING MUCH?
[01:03] ---
Let's take the next 15 minutes to come up
with a strategy to defeat the Demon King.
[01:05] ---
- Roger that.
- Understood.
[01:07] ---
This is like the most crucial part ever!
How can we just sit here chatting about it?
[01:14] ---
SO DANGEROUS
[01:14] ---
Is he really going to destroy Earth?
[01:15] ---
WHY WAS HE BORN?
[01:16] ---
He doesn't have the power to yet!
[01:17] ---
WE CAN’T JUST LEAVE HIM BE.
[01:17] ---
We have to defeat him before it awakens.
[01:19] ---
Where is he now?
[01:20] ---
We've got him under surveillance 24/7,
so there's nothing to worry about.
[01:24] ---
As long as the Demon King's in Hell,
we can track him.
[01:28] ---
Bad news, everybody!
[01:29] ---
The Demon King just boarded a plane,
and has departed Hell.
[01:31] ---
He's under our control. It's all good.
[01:33] ---
THAT’S GREAT
OH OKAY
[01:35] ---
Hey! I heard that!
[01:37] ---
He busted out of Hell, right?
[01:38] ---
So stop that plane now!
[02:17] ---
EPISODE 01 - NICE TO MEET YOU, I’M NI-NI
[02:26] ---
Hey, there. I'm Neil Bowman.
[02:28] ---
People call me Ni-Ni.
[02:30] ---
I'm a Demon.
[02:31] ---
I'm on a plane
headed to the Human World right now.
[02:34] ---
It's always been my dream
to live in the Human World.
[02:38] ---
But my Mom and Dad are like,
“When you grow up, you're going to work in Hell!”
[02:42] ---
Which is all about paperwork
and soul management.
[02:45] ---
Pandas are great but koalas are cute, too!
[02:48] ---
Live on your own so far away?
Over my dead body!
[02:52] ---
So I snuck off, behind their backs.
[02:54] ---
I'm going to live among the humans
with a friend of mine.
[02:58] ---
Just you wait!
[03:07] ---
This should be the address.
[03:11] ---
Ni-Ni!
[03:12] ---
- Ira!
- So you finally made it, huh?
[03:15] ---
Sorry I couldn't pick you up.
[03:17] ---
It's not easy to step out during the day.
[03:19] ---
That's Okay! It only took me
three hours to get here.
[03:22] ---
Huh?
[03:23] ---
- Come on in. Let me introduce you to everyone.
- Okay!
[03:26] ---
- They're all good guys, okay?
- Glad to hear it!
[03:28] ---
How do you do! I'm Neil Bowman.
It's so nice to meet you.
[03:32] ---
Neil, huh? Welcome.
Please put on some slippers.
[03:38] ---
These are your new housemates.
[03:38] ---
ANGEL
[03:38] ---
VAMPIRE
[03:38] ---
MUMMY
[03:41] ---
Huh? But why...
[03:44] ---
Why aren't there any humans here?
[03:47] ---
EPISODE 01 - NICE TO MEET YOU, I’M NI-NI
[03:48] ---
Nice to meet you. I'm Ni-Ni.
[03:51] ---
Welcome to All Saints Street.
[03:56] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[04:01] ---
Neil Bowman, a demon child who loves human culture,
has traveled all the way from Hell to the Human World.
[04:09] ---
And he's taken the next step
by moving in with friends.
[04:14] ---
But he still has no idea...
[04:17] ---
There's a serious danger
that lurks closer everyday.
[04:23] ---
EPISODE 02
FRIEND COMING FROM AFAR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO MOVE IN?
[04:28] ---
This is your room. It looks really cool,
so I think you'll like it.
[04:32] ---
I-Ira!
[04:34] ---
How can you be so wonderful?
[04:36] ---
We're only gaming buddies,
but you're being so nice to me!
[04:39] ---
Don't give it another thought.
If it wasn't for you, I'd still be in agony.
[04:44] ---
Oh, you've forgotten already, huh?
[04:47] ---
Well, it was three whole years ago.
[04:48] ---
THREE YEARS AGO
[04:52] ---
That's the friend I just added.
[04:54] ---
I can't decide between
these two options that I have.
[04:56] ---
Can you give me some advice?
[04:57] ---
Hmm, is this game-related, I wonder?
[04:59] ---
Option A, go back to my parents' house.
Option B, stay here.
[05:03] ---
He might not be able to keep playing
if he goes home.
[05:07] ---
My vote's for B.
[05:08] ---
Thanks!
[05:09] ---
Since you picked for me to stay,
I was able to make up my mind.
[05:13] ---
Instead of taking over
a global company and castle,
[05:15] ---
I'm going to become an otaku!
[05:16] ---
You were consulting me about your life?
[05:18] ---
Why did you leave that part out?
[05:20] ---
Now there are no servants
to help me dress,
[05:23] ---
and there's no one watching me
while I eat or sleep.
[05:25] ---
And hey, can you beat living
in a such cramped house?
[05:29] ---
I can eat ramen everyday and wear T-shirts,
and I'm not surrounded by throngs of servants!
[05:33] ---
It's all thanks to you, Ni-Ni!
[05:35] ---
Are you sure you're happy with this?
[05:41] ---
Ira.
[05:42] ---
The thing is... Hey, what's wrong?
[05:44] ---
Don't mind me. I get drowsy during the day.
[05:47] ---
Oh, wow.
[05:49] ---
- All right, take a look at your room.
- Yeah!
[05:59] ---
What do you think?
Don't you feel like you're back at home?
[06:03] ---
You have the wrong idea about our place.
[06:09] ---
I've been meaning to cook for you
since before I got here!
[06:12] ---
Huh? You can cook?
[06:14] ---
Home-cooked meals from Hell are delicious!
[06:16] ---
Huh? What's that sound?
[06:18] ---
Hell’s very own... snake and rabbit!
[06:21] ---
Are you sure they're edible?
[06:22] ---
They taste amazing grilled!
Hold them for a second?
[06:27] ---
I brought my own spices, too.
[06:31] ---
What's wrong?
[06:32] ---
O-Oh, no! Hurry and—
[06:43] ---
AUTOMATICALLY ACTIVATES
FLAME OF SELF-PROTECTION
[06:50] ---
Huh? Hey, come back here!
[06:58] ---
Finally caught them.
[07:04] ---
I-I'm done for!
[07:09] ---
Oh, Mr. Lynn.
[07:11] ---
Are you trying to destroy our home?
[07:15] ---
What the heck happened?
[07:25] ---
EPISODE 02
FRIEND COMING FROM AFAR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO MOVE IN?
[07:27] ---
Friend coming from afar,
[07:30] ---
would you like to move in?
[07:34] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[07:39] ---
EPISODE 03
THE ANGELIC LANDLORD AND HIS NICE TENANTS
[07:44] ---
About these apples, in the North Gate market,
they're 4.5 yuan for 500 grams.
[07:47] ---
At the grocery store, they're 4.9 yuan,
with the more expensive ones costing 12.9 yuan.
[07:52] ---
These look to fall between the market offerings
and the 4.9 apples from the grocery store,
[07:57] ---
yet you're charging 5.5 yuan.
[07:58] ---
You can't call this a fair market price.
[08:02] ---
Though it is your right
to put a price on your wares,
[08:04] ---
there's no sense of competition
on All Saints Street.
[08:07] ---
If you could factor that into...
[08:08] ---
- You can have them for 4.5 yuan!
- Then I'll take one.
[08:11] ---
After all that, you're only buying one?
[08:20] ---
Hey, what's the big idea?
[08:21] ---
The light's red.
[08:27] ---
Excuse me.
[08:28] ---
If you don't fasten your seatbelt,
you'll get docked two points. That's a 50 yuan fine.
[08:37] ---
That's it for today.
Don't run in the halls on your way out.
[08:41] ---
And no rushing to catch your train.
[08:43] ---
Don’t go anywhere by yourself.
Don't open any doors for no reason.
[08:46] ---
Make sure you stay out of danger.
[08:49] ---
Understood?
[08:52] ---
All right, then. See you tomorrow.
[08:55] ---
No one's more reckless than you, Teacher!
[09:05] ---
Welcome home!
[09:06] ---
Let me take your bag.
Good work teaching today!
[09:09] ---
Now then, have a seat!
[09:10] ---
I'll be happy to heal you.
[09:11] ---
Uh, that's all right, Neil.
[09:14] ---
Here we go! I always did this for Dad,
so don't worry about my skills!
[09:17] ---
Hold on.
[09:21] ---
Now this is...
[09:22] ---
A very pleasant scent.
[09:24] ---
Just leave it to me.
You'll feel like a new being after this.
[09:29] ---
What's this?
[09:30] ---
It's a facial pack from Hell.
It eats up all the dust and germs.
[09:33] ---
It'll make your skin silky smooth, and since it's
an effective moisturizer, it's a huge hit in Hell.
[09:38] ---
You're right, it's not bad at all.
[09:40] ---
Right?!
[09:41] ---
It worked like you said, Ira!
[09:43] ---
Okay, let’s get to your body, too!
[09:46] ---
That's all right, Neil.
[09:47] ---
Don't be shy, Mr. Lynn. Here we go!
[09:50] ---
No!
[09:55] ---
Ira, do you think Mr. Lynn's mad?
[10:00] ---
He might have mellowed out
because it feels so good.
[10:02] ---
That's great!
[10:09] ---
M-Mr. Lynn?
[10:12] ---
About yesterday...
I'm really, really sorry!
[10:15] ---
All I wanted to do was cook a feast.
[10:18] ---
But I ended up wrecking the house.
[10:20] ---
I guess I wouldn't blame you
if you kicked me out.
[10:23] ---
I totally understand.
Can you please forgive me?
[10:26] ---
You didn't do it on purpose, did you?
[10:28] ---
And I have no intention of kicking you out.
[10:30] ---
What, really?
[10:31] ---
I'm a landlord with a big heart, after all.
[10:33] ---
Oh, what a relief!
[10:35] ---
We finally got one empty room occupied.
If he left now, I'd be in the red.
[10:40] ---
Mr. Lynn?
[10:41] ---
How did you extinguish those flames yesterday?
[10:44] ---
Oh, I used my halo to purify
everything that was unclean.
[10:49] ---
But if I overuse it, it gives me a headache.
[10:52] ---
Wow, that's so incredible!
[10:55] ---
Let me show you one more time.
[11:03] ---
Everything's spick-and-span.
[11:07] ---
Oh, forgive me.
[11:08] ---
I see it worked on you, too.
[11:11] ---
EPISODE 03
THE ANGELIC LANDLORD AND HIS NICE TENANTS
[11:12] ---
The angelic landlord and his nice tenants.
[11:16] ---
Good thing it all worked out, huh?
[11:20] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[11:25] ---
EPISODE 04
THE LONE WOLF WHO CAME FROM THE NORTH
[11:30] ---
This is the far north,
deep in the snowy mountains.
[11:33] ---
This is where wild werewolves live in peace.
[11:38] ---
VILLAGE CHIEF
[11:41] ---
I summoned you all today because
I have something important to tell everyone.
[11:44] ---
According to the Werewolf Association, the Demon King,
destroyer of the world, will soon awaken.
[11:50] ---
To preserve world peace
and us werewolves' honor,
[11:53] ---
I will send out
one brave warrior from this village,
[11:55] ---
to find out who this Demon King really is.
[11:57] ---
Chief, are you out of your mind?
[12:00] ---
Sending someone to investigate
the Demon King solo...
[12:02] ---
In other words, to die?
[12:03] ---
- That's right!
- Are you kidding?
[12:04] ---
If you feel that way,
let's decide this the fair way.
[12:07] ---
By drawing lots.
[12:09] ---
- All right!
- Sounds good!
[12:11] ---
Hold up.
[12:12] ---
Damao, watch your back, okay?
We promise not to forget about you!
[12:15] ---
- We haven't drawn ye—
- Take the 7pm train.
[12:17] ---
Why should I...
[12:18] ---
- I'll drive you to the station.
- Shut up!
[12:20] ---
Okay, let's draw.
Time is money, right?
[12:24] ---
Come on! Don't laugh!
[12:25] ---
Fine, I’ll go first.
[12:32] ---
Are you kidding me?
[12:38] ---
STATION
[12:45] ---
I thought about you thieves,
so I put a 30 kg steel array in my bag.
[12:51] ---
You'll pay for this!
[12:52] ---
NEIL BOWMAN
[12:53] ---
Neil.
[12:54] ---
How could a kid like this be the Demon King?
[12:57] ---
Let’s look at the map.
[13:01] ---
This smartphone is waterproof.
[13:05] ---
Plan B!
[13:07] ---
At the end of the day, analog rules.
[13:09] ---
Guess what, I've got an extra one!
[13:11] ---
Come back here!
[13:12] ---
Guess I’ll use that thing!
[13:14] ---
Plan C! Huh? Where is it?
[13:16] ---
Plan D! No way!
[13:17] ---
Plan E! Ow!
[13:18] ---
Plan F!
[13:19] ---
Not you again!
[13:20] ---
Plan G! Ah! Plan H! Hey!
[13:22] ---
Plan I! J! K!
[13:28] ---
L...
[13:31] ---
The city is a terrifying place.
[13:40] ---
How can I be so unlucky?
[13:43] ---
Why did the chief give me this mission?
[13:46] ---
I might just drop dead
before I even see the Demon King.
[13:51] ---
OH, FIFTH RING ROAD
[13:55] ---
YOU’RE A BIT BIGGER THAN THE FOURTH RING ROAD
[13:59] ---
There's a crowd of people.
[14:01] ---
They all look powerful.
I'd better get out of here.
[14:06] ---
The moon?
[14:27] ---
I-It's over.
[14:30] ---
EPISODE 04
THE LONE WOLF WHO CAME FROM THE NORTH
[14:32] ---
The lone wolf who came from the north.
[14:39] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[14:45] ---
EPISODE 05 - FORTUNE IS FEW, AND TRAGEDY NEVER FAR
[14:50] ---
Mr. Lynn really pisses me off.
[14:52] ---
What am I, his errand boy?
Just buy your soy sauce online!
[14:55] ---
And while you're at it,
find a prospective tenant.
[14:58] ---
As if I'd just run into someone
at this late in the night!
[15:01] ---
- His fur is so fluffy!
- So cute.
[15:04] ---
Where did you come from?
[15:07] ---
Such magnificent fur.
[15:09] ---
And he’s so calm.
[15:10] ---
Whose dog are you?
[15:11] ---
Here, have another!
[15:14] ---
Isn't it dangerous for him
to be off his leash?
[15:16] ---
Well, what do you know? It's a werewolf.
[15:20] ---
Why don't I neuter you while I'm at it?
[15:22] ---
All right, come with me!
And I'll give you a nice, hearty meal!
[15:26] ---
Doesn't this look tasty?
[15:29] ---
Hey, sorry. This is my dog.
[15:32] ---
His leash came undone and he ran off.
I've been looking for him.
[15:35] ---
If you don't want to get neutered,
you'd better come with me.
[15:45] ---
Here's our new housemate, Werewolf!
[15:47] ---
His name is way too long,
so just call him Damao.
[15:50] ---
Hello.
[15:52] ---
A wolf? Your skin looks smooth though.
[15:55] ---
Where's Ni-Ni?
[15:56] ---
He went out.
[15:57] ---
He said he wanted to know
more about the neighborhood.
[16:00] ---
Gotcha. I'll introduce them later.
[16:02] ---
Come on. I'll show you the room.
[16:10] ---
Aren't werewolves his sworn enemy?
[16:14] ---
Here we are. Go on in and take a look.
[16:21] ---
This room is amazing.
[16:23] ---
Yeah, it is, but those pieces of trash
are an eyesore.
[16:26] ---
Pieces of trash?
[16:27] ---
If you want to live here,
do something about them.
[16:29] ---
Hey!
[16:39] ---
Do you even know who I am?
[16:41] ---
You better not underestimate me.
[16:53] ---
I'm done cleaning.
[16:54] ---
Hey, good for you!
[16:56] ---
I was going crazy because these guys
keep making a racket in my room.
[17:00] ---
So glad you didn't freak out.
[17:01] ---
Your room? You lied to me!
[17:03] ---
I never said it was your room.
[17:05] ---
Housemates are supposed
to look out for each other, right?
[17:08] ---
Your room is to the right of the stairs.
[17:11] ---
Come on already.
[17:14] ---
This is your room.
[17:16] ---
Okay, gotta work.
Don't knock on my door at night.
[17:18] ---
Or during the day, either.
[17:18] ---
PRESIDENT’S OFFICE
[17:20] ---
If you have any questions, go to Mr. Lynn.
Later, dude!
[17:22] ---
What about them?
[17:23] ---
From now on, they're yours to take care of!
[17:30] ---
To be honest, this is hard to believe.
[17:33] ---
I found a place to live!
[17:35] ---
This is great!
[17:37] ---
My luck is turning at last!
[17:38] ---
Good evening!
[17:40] ---
You're Damao, right?
[17:42] ---
I'm in the room next door.
My name's Neil Bowman.
[17:44] ---
Call me Ni-Ni, okay?
[17:45] ---
Y-You...
[17:51] ---
You're the Demon King!
[17:56] ---
Hey, are you okay?
[17:57] ---
Ira! Mr. Lynn! Damao just collapsed!
[18:01] ---
I knew it. Luck is not on my side.
[18:05] ---
EPISODE 05 - FORTUNE IS FEW, AND TRAGEDY NEVER FAR
[18:07] ---
Fortune is few, and tragedy is never far.
[18:15] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[18:19] ---
EPISODE 06 - NEIL! LET'S GET A PART-TIME JOB!
[18:30] ---
Ni-Ni, what the heck are you thinking?
[18:34] ---
ALL SAINTS STREET
[18:41] ---
Ni-Ni, you got home pretty late, huh?
[18:44] ---
Yeah, we had a lot of customers today.
[18:49] ---
Where is he working?
[18:50] ---
I'm gonna go brush my teeth!
[18:51] ---
I mean, he’s always all scratched up.
Is he really okay?
[18:57] ---
Wh-What is all this?
[19:00] ---
Ni-Ni! I'll lend you all the money you need!
So don't work there anymore!
[19:05] ---
But why? It's just a part-time job!
[19:08] ---
And I really like this job.
[19:10] ---
Y-You actually like it?
[19:16] ---
What is that man doing?
So suspicious!
[19:18] ---
A pet shop?
[19:25] ---
Are those things inside really pets?
[19:36] ---
You're all so spunky!
[19:38] ---
How can he be having so much fun?
[19:41] ---
Hey, no!
[19:44] ---
That was close. I'm so glad you're safe!
[19:47] ---
You watch yourself, okay?
[19:49] ---
Ni-Ni, you've really grown up, haven't you?
[19:56] ---
Hey! There's a pet that’s getting away!
[20:03] ---
Thanks, Ira!
[20:05] ---
But what are you doing here?
[20:08] ---
I just happened to be passing by,
so I came to see the pets.
[20:11] ---
They sure are cute, huh?
[20:14] ---
Aren't they? They're super-adorable!
[20:18] ---
This one's called Joh-Koh.
[20:18] ---
JOH-KOH
[20:20] ---
If you ride him, you can live a long life.
Wanna try it?
[20:23] ---
Nah, I think I'll pass.
[20:30] ---
Here's another cutie.
[20:31] ---
He’s been scratching his neck for a while.
Is his collar too tight?
[20:35] ---
Let me loosen it for you.
[20:35] ---
Don't touch that collar!
[20:41] ---
Ira!
[20:46] ---
That one's called Hei-Hei.
He sucks away moisture.
[20:47] ---
HEI-HEI
[20:49] ---
He's been known to cause droughts, too.
[20:52] ---
A-Are you being exploited?
[20:56] ---
If I quit, there won't be anyone
to look after them.
[21:01] ---
As long as they're okay,
that's good enough for me!
[21:07] ---
And besides...
[21:12] ---
I just adore animals!
[21:15] ---
The way they feel, the way they're built.
What an awesome place to work!
[21:15] ---
Aww. Now, now, I'll go bald from all the petting.
[21:19] ---
It must be awesome for the manager.
[21:22] ---
I'm gonna work part-time here forever!
[21:24] ---
As long as you’re having fun.
[21:25] ---
EPISODE 06 - NEIL! LET'S GET A PART-TIME JOB!
[21:26] ---
Neil! Let’s get a part-time job!
[21:29] ---
Good job, Ira.
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EPISODE 07
THE DEMON KING OBSERVATION JOURNAL
[00:41] ---
Dear Respectful Chief...
[00:44] ---
Ever since I moved into Room 1031
on All Saints Street,
[00:48] ---
I've been observing
the Demon King closely.
[00:52] ---
Life here has been fraught
with constant danger.
[00:54] ---
Damao!
[00:55] ---
Mr. Lynn gave me some chocolate cake.
Let's eat it together!
[00:59] ---
Oh, okay.
[01:02] ---
I'll bring something else next time.
[01:07] ---
Just now, the Demon King
tried to poison me with sweets!
[01:15] ---
FRUIT-PICKING
[01:18] ---
This is my treat. Don't be shy!
Pick as much as you want!
[01:21] ---
Yay!
[01:25] ---
What a fine pear.
[01:26] ---
I snagged a huge apple!
[01:28] ---
Where'd you pick that?
[01:30] ---
Aren't these strawberries gigantic?
[01:35] ---
You rooted them out, souls and all?
[01:40] ---
So the Demon King is fond
of strawberry-flavored souls, huh?
[01:50] ---
I can't take it any more.
[01:52] ---
Ira?
[01:52] ---
I've been editing for three days straight,
and I haven't gotten a single drop of blood!
[01:55] ---
I'm gonna starve to death!
[01:57] ---
- Whoa! Hey Ira, try to calm down! Hey!
- Please!
[02:00] ---
- Wait! I'm not human, so you can't suck my blood!
- Let me have a bite!
[02:02] ---
Hey, stop it!
[02:08] ---
FRESH BLOOD STAND
[02:10] ---
A large Type B plasma, please.
Light on the sugar.
[02:14] ---
Hold the ice. And extra tapioca, please.
[02:17] ---
Your product will be dispensed
on the right side.
[02:20] ---
The Demon King's subordinate, the vampire,
prefers Type B blood, light on the sugar.
[02:30] ---
Oh, man! I'm totally outmatched!
[02:32] ---
Well, I am a commentator for the game.
[02:34] ---
Oh hey, I should turn in now.
[02:36] ---
Hey, Ira? How do you sleep?
[02:39] ---
I tend to sleep inside my coffin, usually,
[02:41] ---
but when the weather's hot, I transform
into a bat, and hang from my window.
[02:47] ---
Then, I wonder how Mr. Lynn sleeps?
[02:51] ---
Good point.
[02:52] ---
His wings must totally get in the way
when he sleeps.
[02:55] ---
Maybe he hangs upside down, like you?
[02:58] ---
No way. I bet he sleeps standing up.
[03:13] ---
He’s floating in mid-air?
[03:15] ---
That’s way too cool!
[03:21] ---
What's happening?
Where are we?
[03:23] ---
This is the Demon King's down quilt factory.
[03:28] ---
I see that we have some fresh angels!
[03:30] ---
ANGEL FEATHER DUVET
[03:30] ---
We're gonna chop off all of your wings,
and turn them into down quilts!
[03:38] ---
Stop!
[03:40] ---
- My eyes!
- We'll never peek again!
[03:41] ---
Keep your hands off my wings,
you cursed Demon King!
[03:45] ---
Demon King, were you
about to devour the angel's wings, too?
[03:49] ---
I'm getting hungry.
[03:51] ---
All he talks about is food.
[03:53] ---
EPISODE 07 - THE DEMON KING OBSERVATION JOURNAL
[03:54] ---
The Demon King Observation Journal.
[04:02] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[04:06] ---
EPISODE 08
THE WEREWOLF OBSERVATION JOURNAL
[04:11] ---
Dear Mom and Dad,
[04:13] ---
How have you both been?
[04:15] ---
Things are going well for me.
[04:18] ---
My landlord is a slightly strict angel.
[04:20] ---
Put away your snacks
when you're done eating them.
[04:20] ---
My housemate, Ira, is an otaku vampire.
[04:22] ---
Okay. I'll put them away now.
[04:23] ---
And I have another housemate
who's also kind of odd.
[04:26] ---
Hey, did the wifi cut out?
Mr. Lynn!
[04:28] ---
He's a werewolf.
[04:30] ---
I don't think he likes me.
[04:33] ---
He's always going out at night.
[04:35] ---
He's really mysterious.
[04:45] ---
And there's one more thing.
[04:50] ---
What's wrong with him?
[04:52] ---
We were watching TV,
and there was a scene of the moon.
[04:54] ---
Mr. Lynn, werewolves get really nervous
on certain days every month.
[04:59] ---
You're the one who brought him here.
You clean up his mess.
[05:02] ---
- If you don't, I'll raise your rent.
- What?
[05:03] ---
Hold up! This has nothing to do with me!
[05:05] ---
One more thing.
[05:07] ---
You should never show him anything round
right before the full moon.
[05:11] ---
Otherwise, disaster will ensue.
[05:17] ---
Shake hands.
[05:21] ---
Next time you transform inside this house,
you'll have to move out.
[05:50] ---
Why are you hiding?
[05:53] ---
Oh, there it is.
[05:57] ---
Hey, it hid again!
[05:59] ---
There it is!
[06:04] ---
Enough already!
[06:11] ---
I probably won’t transform before morning.
[06:13] ---
I'd better head home
before anyone sees me like this.
[06:17] ---
Wait! My bag!
[06:23] ---
What am I gonna do?
[06:26] ---
Pervert!
[06:26] ---
PERVERT
[06:29] ---
On second thought,
I'll head down after the moon appears.
[06:32] ---
Damao? Are you all right?
[06:41] ---
That's pretty deep.
[06:42] ---
I can see some baby moles, too.
[06:45] ---
Guess we'll have to dig them up.
[06:47] ---
You know, dig.
[06:49] ---
Let's not do that.
I can't destroy their home over my clothes.
[06:54] ---
You're a good guy, Damao.
[06:56] ---
You can speak Chinese?
[07:03] ---
Oh, I see.
[07:06] ---
Hey, it's not like I followed you here.
[07:10] ---
The way you rushed out of the house...
I got a little worried.
[07:15] ---
Thanks.
[07:18] ---
Here. Put this on.
[07:19] ---
Wait here, all right?
I'll bring you some pants. I'll be right back!
[07:31] ---
It's taking him a while.
[07:38] ---
It's a pervert!
[07:40] ---
No, you're wrong!
[07:42] ---
EPISODE 08 - THE WEREWOLF OBSERVATION JOURNAL
[07:44] ---
The Werewolf Observation Journal.
[07:51] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[07:54] ---
EPISODE 09
LET'S SPEND CHRISTMAS TOGETHER!
[08:01] ---
Tonight is Christmas Eve.
[08:02] ---
Let's work together to decorate the place.
[08:06] ---
- You want to flip my waking hours again?
- Wow, so cute!
[08:10] ---
Listen...
[08:12] ---
Should a demon and a vampire
excitedly celebrate Christmas time?
[08:16] ---
Hey, now that you mention it, we still
had to go to Demon School during Christmas.
[08:21] ---
Don't tell me...
[08:23] ---
He's planning to use this holiday
to purge us?
[08:30] ---
M-Mr. Lynn, you summoned us
without even telling us why...
[08:34] ---
What are you planning to do?
[08:36] ---
I want to shoot a video,
and send it to my sibling as a gift.
[08:39] ---
I prepared some costumes
to get everyone in the spirit.
[08:47] ---
Mr. Lynn, how could you?
[08:49] ---
We may be evil,
but even we deserve some respect!
[08:53] ---
No rent for a month.
[08:54] ---
Do you want to shoot it vertically?
Or horizontally?
[08:56] ---
Should I put on some makeup, too?
I gotta pretty myself up!
[09:06] ---
Good work, everyone.
I've got some presents for you.
[09:08] ---
It’s under the tree...
[09:13] ---
Not really an appropriate gift, huh?
[09:17] ---
Hot!
[09:18] ---
BIBLE
[09:20] ---
I knew it!
You're going to purge us all, aren't you?
[09:22] ---
Oh, no! Anything holy is a no-go!
[09:25] ---
Ahem. I was just joking around.
[09:28] ---
Santa Claus will leave your real presents
by your beds.
[09:32] ---
You expect us to believe that?
[09:36] ---
Is this another present?
[09:40] ---
These are adorable!
[09:42] ---
- One, two, three, four...
- Oh, Mr. Lynn, you didn't have to fake it.
[09:45] ---
It's not him.
[09:46] ---
There are four cats,
but there are only three of us.
[09:49] ---
That's yours...
[09:50] ---
DAMAO
[09:50] ---
and this is mine.
[09:52] ---
IRA
[09:52] ---
That's Ira's, right?
And this one's for Mr. Lynn.
[09:54] ---
MR. LYNN
[09:56] ---
So who gave them to us?
[09:58] ---
ABU'S PRESENCE: 1%
[10:03] ---
Cheers!
[10:05] ---
Yum, yum.
[10:08] ---
This is such a blast!
[10:09] ---
All right, time for a party stunt!
[10:10] ---
Yay! Sounds good!
[10:12] ---
Just watch me!
[10:14] ---
Handsome guy!
[10:15] ---
Who are you?
[10:17] ---
Okay, my turn.
[10:19] ---
Not that I'd really call it a stunt...
[10:26] ---
Guess it wasn't that funny?
[10:27] ---
No, no, it was great!
[10:29] ---
You're way too cute!
[10:34] ---
Ugh, the same song over and over.
[10:37] ---
Come on, Mr. Lynn, sing something else!
[10:39] ---
But I'm not singing.
[10:42] ---
It's not me.
[10:47] ---
Wait, so who's been singing all this time?
[10:52] ---
It's a ghost!
[10:55] ---
Surely Abu is enjoying spending Christmas
with the others, too.
[11:00] ---
Right?
[11:01] ---
EPISODE 09 - LET'S SPEND CHRISTMAS TOGETHER!
[11:03] ---
Let's spend Christmas together.
[11:11] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[11:13] ---
EPISODE 10
LILY FLUTTERED DOWN FROM HEAVEN
[11:17] ---
Dear Brother,
How have you been?
[11:20] ---
I've been enjoying myself here in Heaven.
[11:23] ---
CERTIFICATE
[11:23] ---
I scored high on all of my final exams.
[11:26] ---
And I’ve also been doing my best
in gym and art, too, not just my usual classes.
[11:30] ---
I got caught just once
folding some origami during class,
[11:34] ---
and was told to go home and think about
what I'd done.
[11:38] ---
But when I get home...
[11:40] ---
I'm all alone.
[11:43] ---
I wouldn't call that a home.
[11:46] ---
Lily.
[11:47] ---
So that's why I came here, Brother!
Families should stick together! Love!
[11:51] ---
You turn around and go home right now.
[11:57] ---
I'd like you to meet someone.
This is my little sister, Lily.
[11:59] ---
Hi! Nice to meet you!
[12:01] ---
She'll be living here for a while,
until she starts college.
[12:05] ---
Please keep an eye on her,
so she doesn't go gallivanting about.
[12:10] ---
Did she flutter down here from Heaven?
[12:12] ---
I have a feeling the house rules
are gonna tighten up.
[12:15] ---
Is she coming this way?
[12:16] ---
Wow! Are you really a werewolf?
[12:18] ---
I want to see up close when you transform!
[12:21] ---
Mr. Vampire! You're so cool!
[12:22] ---
- Your eye color matches your hat!
- Th-Thanks.
[12:24] ---
You're the first demon I've ever met,
and you're simply adorable!
[12:27] ---
Tell me all about Hell, okay?
[12:30] ---
It's so lively with everyone here!
[12:31] ---
I want to eat hot pot, go to the Great Wall of China,
and listen to some comedy routines!
[12:34] ---
I better make reservations!
[12:35] ---
What are you here for?
[12:41] ---
Is she getting along with everybody?
[12:44] ---
Is she really studying?
[12:47] ---
Lily, what did you—
[12:48] ---
She danced with me!
[12:49] ---
Played video games for hours!
[12:51] ---
We went to see the panda together!
[12:52] ---
Abu's beauty routine is so mystical!
[12:55] ---
Lily, you're blending in so well.
That's a relief to me.
[13:00] ---
What about your homework?
[13:06] ---
Hey, Ni-Ni...
[13:08] ---
Will you tell me what school's like in Hell?
Is it fun?
[13:13] ---
I wouldn't call it fun.
[13:15] ---
You do tons of drills
so you can become a great demon.
[13:19] ---
For example, pushing a granny down.
[13:22] ---
Neil, use all your strength!
[13:24] ---
Go on, harder!
[13:27] ---
This is a drill to push grannies to the ground,
not to massage them!
[13:31] ---
Or ruining gardens...
[13:34] ---
It's finally done!
[13:35] ---
Who told you to trim it to perfection?
[13:38] ---
We also practiced vandalizing walls
with graffiti.
[13:40] ---
Teacher! I painted the whole wall
nice and neat!
[13:43] ---
Neil, please stop painting now.
I'm begging you!
[13:46] ---
Those were the days...
[13:49] ---
But no matter how hard I tried,
I couldn't do anything bad.
[13:54] ---
As a demon, I'm a failure.
[13:57] ---
- You and I are alike.
- What?
[13:59] ---
People say I don't act like an angel,
but I am who I am.
[14:03] ---
Why should I have to be like everyone else?
[14:06] ---
In my eyes, Ni-Ni, you're who you are!
[14:09] ---
A hard worker, gentle,
and such a nice person!
[14:11] ---
Not only that, but you're a cool demon!
[14:17] ---
You're the first person
who's ever said that to me.
[14:23] ---
Lily...
[14:28] ---
EPISODE 10 - LILY FLUTTERED DOWN FROM HEAVEN
[14:31] ---
Lily fluttered down from Heaven.
[14:38] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[14:40] ---
EPISODE 11
MY FRIEND HAS A CRUSH
[14:44] ---
I love you, Jack!
[14:45] ---
I love you, too.
[15:06] ---
Ni-Ni, you got a package!
[15:08] ---
Oh, uh, all right!
[15:11] ---
This weighs a ton.
[15:11] ---
YOUR ORDER
WHAT IS LOVE?
[15:12] ---
What is Love?
[15:24] ---
Ni-Ni? Is there something on your mind?
[15:28] ---
O-On my mind? Of course
there's nothing on my mind!
[15:32] ---
You can talk to me anytime.
[15:37] ---
Actually...
[15:38] ---
A friend of mine... has a crush...
[15:43] ---
And he wants to know
what he should do to be popular.
[15:47] ---
Man! Ni-Ni, how cute is that?
[15:50] ---
Ahem! I see.
[15:52] ---
You know what? I was pretty popular
back in England.
[15:54] ---
What? Then how about some pointers?
[15:56] ---
What happened to your “friend,” Ni-Ni?
[15:58] ---
Just leave it to me, kiddo!
[16:00] ---
First, transform into a gentleman!
[16:03] ---
Next...
[16:03] ---
Create a romantic vibe,
[16:05] ---
and set the stage to thrill her
in the most gorgeous way!
[16:07] ---
We can leave anytime, sir!
[16:09] ---
Last but not least, hold her close lovingly,
and then sink your teeth in her neck!
[16:13] ---
Chomp!
[16:15] ---
Just kidding.
[16:17] ---
Oh, no! B-Busted!
[16:19] ---
What? It only hit you now?
[16:23] ---
Lily, I have something important to tell you.
Tonight...
[16:33] ---
I was given some coupons
for a high-end restaurant, so will you...
[16:37] ---
So exasperating! Just hit send!
[16:40] ---
- I sent it before I was done!
- What?
[16:42] ---
Sure! Let's have dinner!
[16:44] ---
Instant reply!
[16:46] ---
You go dancing with her every night, right?
Give Ni-Ni a ride there.
[16:49] ---
Me?
[17:01] ---
I'm gonna be late.
[17:02] ---
Why am I so unlucky today?
[17:05] ---
We ran out of gas
and we ran into construction.
[17:07] ---
And on top of that, a fender bender.
[17:09] ---
Hey! We're here!
[17:11] ---
STEAKHOUSE
[17:15] ---
That person...
[17:19] ---
- Damn it, it's happening again.
- Are you okay?
[17:22] ---
- Don't mind me, just go!
- Damao!
[17:24] ---
Hurry!
[17:39] ---
I could never just leave you and go.
[17:44] ---
Lily!
[17:46] ---
Ni-Ni!
[17:47] ---
Sorry I'm late.
[17:50] ---
Okay, let's go inside.
[17:53] ---
They closed!
[17:54] ---
I-I'm so sorry.
[17:58] ---
So let's go eat at that other place!
[18:03] ---
Okay!
[18:06] ---
Hey, mister! Two bowls of ramen, please!
[18:08] ---
Hey! You got it!
[18:11] ---
You're dressed so nice today!
[18:13] ---
Really? Thanks!
[18:15] ---
EPISODE 11 - MY FRIEND HAS A CRUSH
[18:17] ---
My friend has a crush.
[18:20] ---
Though it's not a secret.
[18:24] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[18:27] ---
EPISODE 12
HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR! EVERYONE, HNY!
[18:33] ---
I didn't get to confess my feelings.
[18:37] ---
And now my relationship with Lily
has become ambiguous!
[18:41] ---
To clear my mind, I'll go somewhere
where there’s tons of people.
[18:49] ---
What?
[18:52] ---
What are you doing here on New Year's Eve?
[18:54] ---
Everybody's already gone home.
[18:58] ---
N-New Year's Eve?
[19:03] ---
It's New Year's Eve!
[19:04] ---
Let's blow up fireworks!
[19:10] ---
He's out of control.
[19:12] ---
So we came out here to the 'burbs
to light some firecrackers?
[19:15] ---
I bought a few fireworks, too.
Let's set them off together!
[19:19] ---
That’s your definition of “few”?
[19:24] ---
Ni-Ni, let me show you something
even cooler!
[19:27] ---
What is it?
[19:32] ---
BANG!
[19:39] ---
Ni-Ni, you really are... Huh?
[19:42] ---
Oh, crap! This is bad!
[19:43] ---
Ni-Ni! You can't set that on fire! Stop!
[19:56] ---
Now that's epic.
[19:56] ---
USE FIREWORKS SAFELY
[20:06] ---
It's really crowded,
[20:07] ---
so don't stray away from the group.
[20:12] ---
Come over here, Ira!
They have your favorites.
[20:20] ---
Dad... Mom... How have you both been?
[20:25] ---
I've been enjoying life.
[20:27] ---
It's winter over here now.
[20:29] ---
I have my coat on, so please don't worry.
[20:35] ---
The people I live with
all have amazing skills.
[20:35] ---
10 POINTS
[20:39] ---
They're like my siblings, and they're teaching me
about the Human World, bit by bit.
[20:46] ---
Everything's so mysterious to me,
and beautiful.
[20:57] ---
I'm so hungry I'm about to die.
[20:58] ---
Sorry! I had trouble finding a shop
that was open.
[20:59] ---
Yay, meatballs! And you’re finally back.
[21:01] ---
- It's all right.
- Hey, we've been waiting for you.
[21:03] ---
- The potstickers are piping hot!
- Come on, join us!
[21:03] ---
We'll be ringing in the new year soon.
[21:06] ---
I wish I could spend
these fun times with you, Mom and Dad.
[21:07] ---
Let’s dig in!
[21:11] ---
I miss you. But don't worry about me.
[21:14] ---
I'm having the time of my life.
[21:16] ---
Love, Neil.
[21:28] ---
EPISODE 12 - HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
EVERYONE, HNY!
[21:29] ---
Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
Everyone, HNY!
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EPISODE 25
FRIENDS OF FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS OF MINE...?
[00:43] ---
Dear Mom and Dad,
How are you both doing?
[00:47] ---
I'm doing pretty well myself.
[00:49] ---
Recently, I met someone I like.
[00:51] ---
Hey, what’s up!
[00:53] ---
She's... the girl I have a crush on.
[00:56] ---
I haven't been able to tell her
how I feel yet,
[00:59] ---
but just being with her all the time,
like now, makes me so happy.
[01:04] ---
Not only that,
[01:05] ---
since the Demon King inside me
has released almost all of his energy,
[01:09] ---
no one should be able
to detect his presence.
[01:12] ---
I'm not a time bomb anymore!
[01:14] ---
How out of touch are you?
[01:16] ---
Who scribbles their true feelings
in a diary?
[01:18] ---
It's not a diary! This is an email, okay?
[01:20] ---
I mean, hey! No peeking!
[01:22] ---
You're supposed to live quietly inside me.
[01:24] ---
We don't get into each other's way.
That's the deal!
[01:28] ---
Keep hemming and hawing like that,
and she'll hate you.
[01:32] ---
W-Watch your back.
[01:34] ---
- What? Hey, is that true?
- Oh, Lily’s back.
[01:37] ---
- Lily. Lily!
- Hey, look sharp now.
[01:44] ---
- You still haven't made up?
- Nope. Unbelievable, right?
[01:45] ---
Lily, welcome back!
[01:48] ---
Oh, hey, how's everyone in our class?
[01:51] ---
Yeah, they're all doing as well as ever.
[01:54] ---
Lily, you don't know how much
I've missed you.
[01:56] ---
School is so dull without you.
[01:59] ---
Then why don't you stay here for a while?
I've got so many interesting friends!
[02:03] ---
I'm sure you'll like them. Wait, huh?
[02:07] ---
Hey! Is that you, Ni-Ni?
[02:11] ---
This is Iwan. He was my best friend
at college in Heaven!
[02:15] ---
Hi, Ni-Ni. Call me Iwan.
[02:18] ---
You're way too bright!
[02:23] ---
Hey, what's that?
[02:25] ---
I've never had it.
[02:26] ---
Then let's give it a try!
[02:28] ---
There's tons of places to see,
but let's grab something yummy first!
[02:28] ---
They look so cute together.
[02:30] ---
I can't even cut in.
[02:31] ---
Okay!
[02:34] ---
Time for me to step up, huh?
[02:36] ---
BAMEN LOCAL EATS
[02:37] ---
Table for three, this way, please!
[02:39] ---
Stinky tofu! Here you go!
[02:41] ---
Eat up. It's my treat.
[02:43] ---
If you humiliate Iwan,
you’ll gain more favor.
[02:49] ---
This is... This taste...
[02:51] ---
It's so delicious!
[02:53] ---
Next! Some douzhi, please!
[02:55] ---
Yum!
[02:56] ---
Next! Pitan!
[02:57] ---
- Yummy!
- Luosifen!
[02:58] ---
- I'd like one to go, please.
- Okay.
[03:00] ---
- Now I'm full. Okay, next!
- One take out, please!
[03:02] ---
Wow!
[03:04] ---
That's impressive!
[03:06] ---
- Come on, let’s go!
- Okay!
[03:13] ---
Hey! Let's go there next!
[03:16] ---
Hey, Lily! Wait!
[03:19] ---
Ni-Ni, are you okay?
[03:20] ---
I'm totally fine. Thanks!
[03:23] ---
Ni-Ni.
[03:24] ---
Huh?
[03:25] ---
Before I got here, I was planning
to take Lily home if she seemed unhappy.
[03:32] ---
But I don't feel that way anymore.
[03:35] ---
Studying abroad was the right call.
[03:37] ---
She has such great friends, like you.
That makes me happy, too.
[03:41] ---
Iwan.
[03:43] ---
Thanks for coming along.
[03:45] ---
This is a token of my gratitude.
[03:49] ---
What a great guy. He really cares
for Lily, and he even gave me a present.
[03:54] ---
Now I feel bad for being mean to him.
[03:57] ---
CALL ME
[04:01] ---
Ni-Ni, come on!
[04:04] ---
Let’s go!
[04:06] ---
I'm going to sleep. See ya!
[04:08] ---
EPISODE 25
FRIENDS OF FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS OF MINE...?
[04:10] ---
Friends of friends are friends of mine?
[04:15] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[04:19] ---
EPISODE 26
HORROR NIGHT ON ALL SAINTS STREET
[04:31] ---
He's already in his room.
He's been waiting for a long time.
[04:35] ---
What?
[04:37] ---
No! Don't go!
[04:39] ---
Hey, shut up! I can't hear the lines!
[04:44] ---
Who's that knocking at this hour?
[04:46] ---
I'll go open it.
[05:01] ---
I'm home!
[05:04] ---
Oh man, is this the wrong room?
[05:07] ---
Xiaolu!
[05:09] ---
Ira!
[05:14] ---
My name's Lewis.
You can call me Xiaolu.
[05:17] ---
Ever since I was a kid,
I've dreamed of becoming an actor!
[05:20] ---
But these are the only types of roles
I get back home.
[05:21] ---
“WAR CHRONICLE 2”
[05:22] ---
“HAND OF GOD”
[05:23] ---
So I decided to take the plunge
and give it a try over here.
[05:25] ---
ACTORS’ GUILD
[05:27] ---
We're looking for one extra.
[05:28] ---
I've been an extra in twelve movies!
[05:31] ---
There's no role that I can't play!
[05:31] ---
CERTIFICATE
[05:33] ---
I-I'm a zombie!
[05:34] ---
Buzz off!
[05:36] ---
Hey, my head!
[05:40] ---
Thank goodness it's intact.
I can't be an actor without a head.
[05:44] ---
Hey, kiddo.
[05:45] ---
Can you remove
other parts of your body, too?
[05:49] ---
I've caught the eye of the Mafia!
[05:51] ---
Y-Yes, I can.
[05:54] ---
I'm not even famous yet.
This really sucks!
[05:58] ---
You're my man!
[06:01] ---
It's an important role,
so I'm counting on you!
[06:05] ---
What, you're not with the Mafia?
[06:07] ---
ACTOR STUDIO PASS
[06:08] ---
Scene 13, Take 1.
[06:11] ---
Fire!
[06:14] ---
It's only you and me now.
[06:16] ---
We can't lose, no matter what!
[06:18] ---
I want you to give me a hand!
[06:19] ---
Sure thing!
[06:20] ---
Let's fight together and make sure...
[06:23] ---
Abby, I knew that's what you'd say.
[06:26] ---
- Come on, let's go!
- Cut!
[06:27] ---
That was great!
Get ready for the next scene!
[06:39] ---
All right Abby, this is our final battle!
[06:42] ---
That's it! Keep going!
[06:48] ---
They've surrounded us. Damn it.
I'll divert them. Run!
[06:53] ---
You idiot! Why did you come back?
[06:56] ---
There's no point unless we're together?
[06:59] ---
That's my buddy!
[07:01] ---
What? Let's go on a trip
when this is all over?
[07:04] ---
That's a promise.
[07:05] ---
Abby! Wake up! Come on, wake up!
[07:09] ---
We were so close.
[07:11] ---
Why? Why is this happening?
[07:19] ---
ARTHUR CINEMA
[07:21] ---
Why is this happening?
[07:21] ---
“ABBY AND ME”
[07:24] ---
Soon after, Abby became a breakout star,
[07:26] ---
and they kept me on the shoot for six months,
so it took a while before I could head home.
[07:30] ---
Oh, man.
[07:31] ---
Thanks for sharing Abby's backstory!
Can we get your autograph?
[07:34] ---
Come on, guys!
[07:36] ---
EPISODE 26
HORROR NIGHT ON ALL SAINTS STREET
[07:38] ---
Horror Night on All Saints Street.
[07:41] ---
It's not scary!
[07:43] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[07:47] ---
EPISODE 27
NO ROOM FOR A HOMELESS KID
[07:51] ---
This is "The Song of Blood and Brains."
[07:53] ---
"Rehearsal with the Vampire Queen."
[07:55] ---
This is "The Last Diary."
[07:57] ---
The climax for this movie
was especially to die for!
[08:01] ---
Hey, this video!
[08:02] ---
It's the scene from Bad Omen
where I have a line!
[08:06] ---
Huh? So where are you?
[08:10] ---
Now that work's finally settled down,
I can move back!
[08:13] ---
About that... Lewis?
[08:16] ---
There are no vacant rooms in 1031.
[08:19] ---
What? What about my old room?
[08:21] ---
Neil's staying there.
[08:23] ---
Oh, there's a room next door, right?
[08:25] ---
Damao's staying there.
[08:30] ---
I see, I see. But I'll be just fine.
[08:33] ---
What do you mean, just fine?
[08:36] ---
Uh, Mr. Lynn, can't he sleep on the sofa
like last night?
[08:39] ---
No, he can't. One night is fine,
but I can't have him crash indefinitely.
[08:43] ---
Then how about the fridge?
If he's in pieces?
[08:46] ---
No, the fridge is for food only.
[08:50] ---
Why don't we hang him up outside?
That'll get rid of the dampness.
[08:52] ---
Would you really call that living here?
[08:54] ---
How about this?
[08:55] ---
MR. LYNN
[08:56] ---
Yeah, that could work.
[08:56] ---
WHAT ABOUT MY ROOM?
[08:57] ---
No, I don’t think it will.
[08:58] ---
I thought so.
[08:59] ---
Are you sure?
[09:00] ---
YES
[09:05] ---
Abu, let's not do this after all.
[09:07] ---
It's gonna be so cramped,
and I’ll feel terrible.
[09:09] ---
MY ROOM’S SPACIOUS, SO IT’LL BE OKAY
[09:12] ---
Come to think of it,
I've never seen Abu's room.
[09:15] ---
- Oh, yeah? Then let's go check it out.
- Yeah.
[09:18] ---
I’M GONNA OPEN IT
[09:32] ---
Hey, you! Are you kidding me?
[09:34] ---
I was at tenpai, you know!
Do you know who I am? How dare you...
[09:36] ---
OOPS, WRONG ONE
[09:37] ---
You've been keeping pets?
[09:39] ---
That's your concern?
[09:40] ---
PLEASE, COME IN
[09:43] ---
NOPE
[09:45] ---
THAT’S WEIRD
[09:49] ---
What was that last one?
[09:54] ---
THIS SHOULD BE IT
[09:58] ---
What a cool room!
[09:59] ---
YOU CAN PUT THE COFFIN THERE
[10:02] ---
ALSO...
[10:04] ---
HERE’S THE ROOM KEY
[10:06] ---
Abu!
[10:07] ---
XIAOLU
[10:09] ---
How can I ever thank you?
[10:11] ---
But you know what, never mind.
[10:14] ---
If we lived here together,
it would be such a hassle, right?
[10:16] ---
IT’LL BE FINE
[10:17] ---
No, no.
[10:18] ---
I'd feel bad about imposing,
so it's really okay.
[10:21] ---
I UNDERSTAND
[10:22] ---
Come on, talk me into it!
[10:24] ---
Then just take the key from the start!
[10:27] ---
WELCOME BACK XIAOLU
[10:48] ---
What the heck is all this?
[10:54] ---
- What's going on?
- It's a break-in!
[10:55] ---
Yeah, it’s a break-in!
[10:57] ---
No, it's you!
[10:59] ---
Xiaolu's in the right.
[11:02] ---
EPISODE 27
NO ROOM FOR A HOMELESS KID
[11:04] ---
No room for a homeless kid.
[11:09] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[11:13] ---
EPISODE 28
NO ONE ESCAPES AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE
[11:19] ---
MOVIE NIGHT
[11:20] ---
Mr. Lynn!
[11:22] ---
Mr. Lynn! The movie's about to start!
[11:24] ---
Mr. Lynn's gone out.
[11:26] ---
He was dressed pretty smart.
Wonder where he went?
[11:29] ---
He went to meet a prospective wife.
[11:30] ---
- Oh, an arranged marriage, huh?
- So that’s where he went.
[11:33] ---
I see.
[11:34] ---
Arranged marriage?
[11:35] ---
Yeah. The owner of 1031 set it up,
so he couldn't say no.
[11:40] ---
Mr. Lynn's such a stiff,
I feel sorry for the girl he's meeting with.
[11:46] ---
You're not at all surprised, are you?
[11:47] ---
Why should I be? It's just an arranged marriage.
I have zero interest.
[11:51] ---
All right, Lily, let's go eat at the restaurant where
Lynn's arranged marriage is taking place. Let's go.
[11:55] ---
Yeah!
[11:55] ---
He's got a huge interest.
[11:59] ---
DELICIOUS RESTAURANT
[12:01] ---
We all ended up coming, huh?
[12:04] ---
Table for four, please!
[12:07] ---
There he is!
[12:09] ---
You have a sense of humor, Mr. Lynn!
[12:12] ---
Oh, please. You do, too!
[12:12] ---
Did she just say my brother
has a sense of humor?
[12:13] ---
No, really!
[12:14] ---
Who is she?
[12:14] ---
When I first heard about this
arranged marriage, I was nervous, but...
[12:16] ---
It's Kyugetsu!
[12:18] ---
You know her?
[12:18] ---
Now that I've met you, I can see
that you're witty and a gentleman.
[12:20] ---
I've met her before.
[12:22] ---
Who knew I'd run into her here.
[12:22] ---
I feel a little bit more at ease, now.
[12:24] ---
It really is a small world, huh?
[12:25] ---
I'm a 200-year-old phantom fox
and I've never fallen in love before.
[12:30] ---
But I'm fully prepared to live my life
on my own.
[12:33] ---
That would never happen.
[12:34] ---
I know we've only just met,
but I really enjoy being with you.
[12:38] ---
I'm sure that you have many suitors.
[12:42] ---
When you say it like that,
it's kind of embarrassing.
[12:49] ---
Hey, this looks promising!
[12:50] ---
What will it be for you?
[12:52] ---
Do you have any recommen—
[12:54] ---
Oh! What an interesting waiter!
[12:57] ---
When did that happen?
[13:01] ---
This looks delicious!
[13:03] ---
Cheese!
[13:05] ---
How cool is that Abby?
[13:07] ---
The durian ice cream there is good.
[13:09] ---
Yay!
[13:09] ---
Are you going to hover over them forever?
[13:16] ---
By the way, what kind of work do you do?
[13:19] ---
I'm pursuing my master's,
and teaching English and Chinese on the side.
[13:24] ---
Wow, that's impressive! I envy you
for having foreign language skills.
[13:28] ---
- Because I'm simply awful.
- Uh-oh! Not good!
[13:31] ---
What did you say?
[13:32] ---
That's not the student's fault.
It's the instructor's!
[13:34] ---
I'd like you to take this test
whenever you have a free moment.
[13:36] ---
I'll create a curriculum
appropriate for your level,
[13:38] ---
which will improve your listening
and writing skills by leaps and bounds.
[13:41] ---
And if you come to my classes,
you'll be all set!
[13:42] ---
My friends get a ten percent discount,
so I urge you to consider this!
[13:47] ---
Game over!
[13:56] ---
It looked like things were going great.
[13:58] ---
So why did you push your class on her?
[14:01] ---
Kyugetsu definitely has the basics.
Wait, how do you know about that?
[14:06] ---
Hey, I'm keeping my fans waiting!
Gotta start the gift lottery! See ya!
[14:12] ---
Ow, ow, ow.
[14:14] ---
Does your neck hurt?
[14:15] ---
Yeah, yesterday, that pig...
[14:19] ---
I slept like a pig,
and strained my neck.
[14:31] ---
KYUGETSU
[14:32] ---
That guy...
[14:33] ---
EPISODE 28
NO ONE ESCAPES AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE
[14:34] ---
No one escapes an arranged marriage.
[14:40] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[14:45] ---
EPISODE 29
KITTEN ON THE STREET,
DON'T RUN AROUND ON YOUR OWN
[14:52] ---
For pete's sake, what are you barking at?
Come on, we're going!
[14:59] ---
What's this?
[15:01] ---
Hey, Ira! Quick, come here!
[15:04] ---
I found a cat downstairs!
It has two tails!
[15:07] ---
Pretty rare, huh?
[15:08] ---
Wait, could that be...
[15:09] ---
I want to keep her.
Do you think Mr. Lynn will let me?
[15:12] ---
It stinks of liquor!
[15:15] ---
Listen, nekomata are not cats.
[15:18] ---
That’s our neighbor across the hall.
[15:20] ---
Put her back where you found her
while she's still sleeping.
[15:22] ---
You mean on the side of the road?
[15:24] ---
She won't get lost, will she?
[15:26] ---
And she's been asleep this whole time.
[15:28] ---
Maybe she passed out?
[15:30] ---
Who are you?
[15:38] ---
Why's she so violent?
[15:41] ---
Oh, didn't she just talk?
[15:43] ---
Nekomata are monsters
from the land of sakura trees.
[15:46] ---
Of course they can talk.
[15:51] ---
- Hey!
- Don't just go off on your own!
[15:53] ---
Hey, that's an '82 Lafite!
[15:55] ---
Hey, that's Damao's vodka!
[15:56] ---
Come on! That's Mr. Lynn's red wine!
[16:02] ---
Sh-She's hammered?
[16:03] ---
Oh no, she drank too much!
We need to get her to the hospital.
[16:14] ---
She turned into a human!
[16:15] ---
Didn't you hear me say
she was our neighbor?
[16:18] ---
H-Hello!
[16:20] ---
- What do you think you're doing?
- Why am I the one always getting smacked?
[16:30] ---
She's sleeping in my bed.
What should we do?
[16:33] ---
Let's leave her alone.
We can't have her sleep on the floor.
[16:36] ---
As long as Lily doesn't find out,
we're good.
[16:38] ---
Put away your smartphone!
[16:39] ---
What are you doing?
[16:41] ---
Nick! What are you doing here?
[16:47] ---
Look how you've grown!
[16:48] ---
I don't even know her, all right?
[16:51] ---
You poor little kitten.
[16:54] ---
If Neil's just going to ignore you,
[16:56] ---
then I'd be glad
to keep you company tonight in his place.
[17:06] ---
I'm really, really sorry!
Please forgive me!
[17:09] ---
I'm truly sorry for causing you all
so much trouble yesterday!
[17:14] ---
I'm going to compensate you
for all the alcohol that I drank yesterday!
[17:16] ---
- My sincerest apologies!
- Hey, it's all right. Please get up.
[17:19] ---
When Damao gets plastered,
he's even scarier than you!
[17:22] ---
But you really shouldn't drink too much.
It's like poison for your body.
[17:25] ---
Right, right.
[17:28] ---
Okay, let me introduce myself to you again.
[17:30] ---
I'm Momo, from Apartment 1032.
I'm a war reporter.
[17:33] ---
This is Japanese sake from my homeland.
[17:36] ---
Please accept it as my apology for last night!
[17:39] ---
Oh, wow, thank you.
[17:42] ---
Please...
[17:44] ---
Accept it!
[17:47] ---
I'll bring you some better sake another time!
[17:50] ---
Uh, no, that won't be necessary.
Please enjoy that at home.
[17:54] ---
EPISODE 29
KITTEN ON THE STREET,
DON'T RUN AROUND ON YOUR OWN
[17:56] ---
Kitten on the street,
don't run around on your own.
[18:01] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[18:06] ---
EPISODE 30
THE ANGEL IS WATCHING YOU
[18:15] ---
What a headache. Another bender?
[18:19] ---
I'm wearing clothes,
and I woke up in my house.
[18:23] ---
Meaning nothing happened yesterday, right?
[18:25] ---
Not that I remember anything. Huh?
[18:30] ---
What happened?
Were you guys burglarized?
[18:34] ---
Hello!
[18:37] ---
- It's the neighbor from across the hall!
- She’s here again!
[18:40] ---
Hey, hold on.
[18:42] ---
You stay away!
[18:43] ---
One step closer,
and I'll show you no mercy!
[18:45] ---
Huh? But why?
[18:46] ---
Shut up!
[18:47] ---
Now get out of here!
[18:48] ---
I'll email you the bill for all these damages.
[18:51] ---
You're hereby barred
from this home until you quit drinking!
[18:56] ---
I destroyed all that?
[19:02] ---
All right, so Lily will be living with you
for the time being,
[19:05] ---
to make sure you stay sober.
[19:06] ---
Momo, I'll be your new roommate!
[19:09] ---
Oh wow, thanks so much.
[19:14] ---
Lily should be asleep at this hour, right?
Now's my chance!
[19:17] ---
Oh, Lily, you're still so naïve.
[19:19] ---
You mustn't drink.
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:24] ---
You mustn't drink.
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:28] ---
You mustn't drink.
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:31] ---
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:33] ---
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:34] ---
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:36] ---
How the heck are you able to find me?
[19:40] ---
Lily! Momo!
[19:42] ---
I brought you some snacks!
[19:44] ---
Is Momo all right?
[19:46] ---
She hasn't had any alcohol in two days!
[19:49] ---
I'll leave her this juice
and some snacks here.
[19:52] ---
Who's this?
[19:54] ---
She seems so familiar.
[19:56] ---
It's a photo from when I was an idol years ago.
[19:58] ---
Idol?
[20:00] ---
Hello! We're the Mofu-Mofu Dumplings!
[20:06] ---
So why did you quit?
[20:08] ---
Idols have to deal
with unbelievable pressure.
[20:10] ---
But I guess I just wasn't cut out to be one.
[20:13] ---
Not to mention, there was a scandal.
[20:16] ---
DESTRUCTION OF CHARACTER,
DEAD DRUNK ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
[20:18] ---
I can't believe they knew this was you!
[20:21] ---
I wanted a change of scenery,
and a clean slate, so I came here.
[20:25] ---
Starting over from scratch
takes some courage.
[20:27] ---
Hang in there!
I know you can give up drinking!
[20:30] ---
Yeah. Thanks!
[20:32] ---
Meow, meow, meow, meow!
[20:36] ---
Everyone! A toast!
[20:38] ---
We're gonna polish off all the liquor in this box!
[20:41] ---
I won't let you sleep until you're drunk!
[20:46] ---
Where's Lily? Why isn't she watching her?
[20:48] ---
- Lily, drink up!
- Lily?
[20:50] ---
Everyone! Cheers!
[20:54] ---
How did it come to this?
[20:56] ---
That's the juice I bought.
[20:57] ---
ALCOHOL
[20:58] ---
Wait, it's alcohol?
[21:00] ---
We drank it, you know.
[21:03] ---
Now it's your turn!
[21:10] ---
Thanks to the efforts of Mr. Lynn
and the residents of Room 1031,
[21:15] ---
Momo successfully kicked her drinking problem
one year later.
[21:20] ---
But none of them
ever dared to mention out loud
[21:24] ---
the constant hell they had to endure
until that day came to pass.
[21:28] ---
EPISODE 30
THE ANGEL IS WATCHING YOU
[21:28] ---
The angel is watching you.
[21:31] ---
All things should be enjoyed in moderation.
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EPISODE 31
WORK, WOLF, WORK AS HARD AS YOU CAN!
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It’s five a.m. in the morning.
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Neil is still deep within
his sweet, blissful dreams...
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Ira has finished today's livestream.
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And Lynn is busy making breakfast for Abu,
who's just woken up.
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Nick!
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As usual, Lewis is hard at work
during morning practice.
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Zombie slither slither, three slither slither,
combine them and four slither slither.
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As for Damao, dancing with the break of day
is part of his morning routine,
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but he's still working.
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PROPOSAL FOR POSTER
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I don't have any particular requests,
so just make it look good, okay?
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ONE WEEK AGO
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FOUR DAYS AGO
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It's just a bit off,
so please tweak it bit.
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TWO DAYS AGO
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It's just kind of meh, you know?
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NOW
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I'm thinking maybe
we should go with the first one?
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Damao! Please calm down!
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Come on, come on.
Please let it be approved!
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I think it’s good.
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Yay! It's finally over!
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I'm gonna take a shower, have breakfast...
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Hold on. I'm going to have my boss
look it over.
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INVITING THE BOSS
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Yes? Hello?
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Yes, this is a good time. Please go ahead.
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Right, just one spot?
I'll fix it right away.
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SEND
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This isn’t what we ordered at all.
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No point in doing this over the phone.
Come in today.
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Right, you're here? About this design...
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Huh? Th-The way I see it...
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What is it?
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Th-This design is extremely well done!
W-We'll go with this!
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Is that right?
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It sure is more efficient
to do this face-to-face, huh?
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Y-Yes, it sure is, isn't it?
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It’s 5 p.m. in the evening.
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See you tomorrow!
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Neil, done with his shift, heads home.
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Ira is awake, and doing his skincare routine.
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Hey, Damao,
can you make a logo for my program?
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Abu and his pet Lao Fu...
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Damao.
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I'd like you to help me
create some materials for class.
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Lynn is busy making dinner.
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Lewis has arrived home after his shoot.
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Can you make something for me, too?
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As for Damao, dancing as the sun sets...
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was part of his routine, but...
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Damao! Hey, could you... Huh?
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RATE CHART
PROFILES - 100 YUAN/HOUR
LOGOS - 300 YUAN/HOUR
POSTERS - 400 YUAN/HOUR
OTHER - 200 YUAN/HOUR
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U-Um, never mind, I’m good.
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Hello?
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Hey, uh, Damao?
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Oh, hi!
Is this about the outstanding balance?
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The company went belly-up today.
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So, sorry about this,
but could you return your advance?
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Uh, hello? Damao?
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Damao? Are you there?
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Hello?
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Here.
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This is good.
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Right?
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EPISODE 31
WORK, WOLF, WORK AS HARD AS YOU CAN!
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Work, wolf, work as hard as you can!
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You sure are a hard worker!
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PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
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EPISODE 32
HOW MUCH MORE CHARM DO YOU HAVE LEFT TO HIDE?
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Hey, why didn't Ira come?
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Because he'll get a sunburn outside.
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Next, please.
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Getting paired up with Lily...
I'll be sitting in front, and...
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Hang on tight, okay?
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Ni-Ni!
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Or maybe behind?
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I'm here for you.
You have nothing to worry about.
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Ni-Ni!
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I can't choose!
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Hey, Ni-Ni!
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It's our turn next!
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Let's go!
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Next, please!
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- Right!
- Let’s go!
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That was awesome!
Let's go again, Xiaolu!
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Xiaolu?
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This is terrible! He's in pieces!
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Xiaolu!
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Mr. Lynn?
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Would you mind playing in another pool?
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What's wrong?
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Because you two are turning
the pool water into holy water.
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Then where should we go?
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I know! Follow me!
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There!
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You don't know how to swim, Ni-Ni?
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Lily!
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Uh, no. I can't,
no matter how much I practice.
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Then I'll teach you!
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Really? I'll give it my all, then!
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Oh, but...
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If I go into the pool with you,
I'll turn into a sheep.
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Don't worry. Just leave it to me!
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Just do as I say, okay?
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I don’t get it at all!
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Come on, paddle your arms!
Okay, one, two!
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- Hey, that's Neil!
- One, two, one, two!
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WORKING PART-TIME
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Hang on!
Your big brother's gonna rescue you!
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Don't come near me!
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- Neil, stop swimming away!
- I said stay away!
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- I said I'm gonna rescue you!
- Go away!
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Wow, you learned how to swim so quickly!
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Sir, this is a couples' event.
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If you're here alone...
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No! Those two aren't a—
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Really, Lynn. Deserting me like that.
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We're together. May we go in?
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Uh, yes. Please do.
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I appreciate this,
but lying is going—
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Don't be shy!
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It's me! Are you surprised?
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Transforming was an elective
in high school.
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Neil can't become as gorgeous as me, though.
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Wait, are you actually embarrassed?
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There’s no way I’d be embarrassed
from a silly ploy like this.
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What do you mean? It's all real. See?
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You're beyond vulgar!
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Why are you beating me up?
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Hey!
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Abu!
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We’re gonna head home now!
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Wonder how long he's been soaking?
He might get shriveled up.
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I bet Abu loves taking baths.
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Maybe there's some
kind of ancient Egyptian spell.
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There really is a spell!
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EPISODE 32
HOW MUCH MORE CHARM DO YOU HAVE LEFT TO HIDE?
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How much more charm
do you have left to hide?
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PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
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EPISODE 33
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I WISH YOU HAPPINESS
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Ira didn't wash the dishes,
so that's minus 10 points.
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Damao hid his fur, so minus 3 points.
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Brother! Happy Birthday!
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I'm the first to say it this year, too!
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It's that day of the year again.
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Happy Birthday!
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I have a party planned for you!
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This is the schedule for today!
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At least, part of it!
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Thanks, Lily. I'm thrilled to hear it.
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You don't have to throw me a party.
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Not even a simple one?
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No party.
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Looks like Lily didn’t set-up anything.
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What a huge relief.
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I'm home!
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Ira!
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Hey, nice going! You can do it!
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Has everyone forgotten
that it's my birthday?
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When you get there, you fire like this.
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Do you know what today is?
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I never thought you'd ask!
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Today's Teacher's Day,
but I don't have a gift for you.
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Since you're not my teacher!
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They've really all forgotten!
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Sorry!
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I want to throw you
a birthday party after all!
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It's your birthday, Mr. Lynn?
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Guess I can't stop you.
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Do whatever you want!
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Don't worry!
This year's party will be totally simple!
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Come on!
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I love it! It's really simple this year!
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How lavish are her usual parties?
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And I wrote you a song!
I've sent it to your smartphone.
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Happy Birthday!
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Thanks. I'm going to make it my ringtone.
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Hey, I made it in time.
Lynn! Happy Birthday!
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I brought this gift back
from a foreign country.
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It's a newly designed vacuum cleaner.
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What should we do?
I don’t have anything to give him.
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Thanks.
[09:30] ---
Let's just give him whatever.
[09:31] ---
Oh, it’s no trouble.
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Happy Birthday!
Here's a calendar for this year!
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The year is already two-thirds over.
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Yeah, I've ripped out
all the dates till today.
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Happy Birthday!
Here's a dog's feeding bowl for you!
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That's your own bowl.
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Mr. Lynn! Here's some mud from Hell.
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Use it yourself.
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Out of my way! Mr. Lynn!
I'm giving you clothes!
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Happy Birthday!
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What's this? Cut it out!
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Hey, don't be like that!
I'll even do your makeup for free!
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No, thank you!
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You all forgot
it was my birthday, didn't you?
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Uh, yeah.
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It's okay
if you don't have any presents for me.
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I'll be happy if you can just
keep the commotion down around here.
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We apologize for the inconvenience
we've caused.
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From now on, you'll never...
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Don't say things you can’t do.
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Then what about us?
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As a special favor, I'll allow it today.
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Hey!
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Everyone's having a good time but me.
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No way am I celebrating
my birthday next year!
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EPISODE 33
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I WISH YOU HAPPINESS
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Happy Birthday!
I wish you happiness.
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Congratulations, Lynn.
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PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
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EPISODE 34
BATTLE OF THE TENNIS COURT
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I can't take it anymore!
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You run the vacuum cleaner
when I'm watching TV.
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You air out the sofa
when I'm sleeping on it.
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You never give me food when I'm hungry,
and you never call me to dinner!
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Your head’s not screwed on right!
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My head is screwed on perfectly.
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You're the one who has a problem.
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Why are you always watching TV at my place,
sleeping on my sofa, and eating for free?
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Your shameless freeloading nature
is a disease that nobody can cure!
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Who are you calling shameless?
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You didn't hear me? I'm talking about you!
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They're fighting again.
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It's like we're watching a comedy routine.
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More like a boring TV drama.
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Those two are always
at each other's throats, huh?
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We can do whatever we want
while they're fighting, so it's good for us!
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They're gonna wreck the house
if we don't stop them.
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Mr. Lynn! Nick! Please stop fighting!
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Neil! Don't stop me!
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Today's the day
that I'm gonna teach this guy a lesson!
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Teach me what? And that's my line!
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- Here we go!
- Hey!
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It's too early to be making such a racket!
I can't sleep!
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If you're gonna fight, let me join you!
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COURT NO. 1
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Try letting out all your pent-up resentment
by playing tennis.
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If we pair them off,
they might make a good team.
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Yeah.
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Let's pair off by drawing lots. Go ahead!
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That means Ni-Ni and I are a team.
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Good luck, you two!
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Lily, you're so smart.
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We're a mixed doubles team.
What should we do?
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Don't worry.
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It's all good now, right?
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Take this seriously, all right?
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I hate losing, even more
than having to team up with you.
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Same here.
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Okay, then let's play!
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- Got it?
- Yeah.
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Fifteen-love.
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You were supposed to make that return shot!
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Huh? But you were closer to the ball!
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One more time, okay?
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- I got it.
- Okay.
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You're just clueless, aren't you?
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Your eyes are so mean,
I can't tell what you want!
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You have a knockout like me
by your side, so deal with it!
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You're no gentleman!
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Equality is respect towards women!
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And in the first place, you're a man!
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You think they can learn
to be a good team?
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I'm going to settle the score now.
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Bring it on.
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Come on, show me what you got!
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Interesting. Come on!
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You and your useless tricks!
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I can't see a thing!
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Just kidding. Summoning ghosts!
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Unleash the demon hounds!
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O holy wings...
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Vanquish these filthy souls!
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You're wide open!
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Take that!
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Eat this!
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I think those two are a good team now.
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Yeah.
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EPISODE 34
BATTLE OF THE TENNIS COURT
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Battle of the tennis court.
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Both of you, please take care.
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PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
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EPISODE 35
THE CURTAIN RISES AND THE SPOTLIGHT SHINES
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Once upon a time, long, long ago...
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A handsome prince lived in a kingdom.
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In a few days,
he would select his bride-to-be at the ball.
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I don't want to marry someone
I don't love.
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One night, at Swan Lake...
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The prince saw a swan transform
into a beautiful young woman.
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The Demon King has turned me into a swan.
I can only regain my human form at night.
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Only true love can break this spell.
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I promise to save you. Leave it to me.
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Tomorrow, come to the party at the palace.
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The Demon King had heard everything.
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With his daughter disguised as the princess,
they both appeared at the ball.
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I pledge my love to you.
I want you to be my wife.
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- Sure!
- No!
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The prince rushed off
to find his beloved princess.
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Now I can never go back
to being human again.
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Wait.
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I’m going to turn you back!
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True love breaks the evil spell.
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And the prince and princess
lived happily ever after.
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That's the story, more or less.
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That was so moving!
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Swan Lake, huh?
[16:15] ---
Sounds good!
[16:17] ---
She's rehearsing with me,
so it’s going to be great!
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I'm playing the princess!
I hope everyone can come!
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- I'll be there for sure!
- She said all of us.
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You know what? Iwan's playing the prince.
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So I think you'll all enjoy it!
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Oh, he is, is he?
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No way! I can't let that happen!
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- Hey! Neil! What are you talking about?
- No, no, no!
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PROMOTIONAL PHOTO
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HEAVEN AND HUMAN WORLD COLLEGE EXCHANGE
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Bad news!
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George is stuck in a traffic jam,
and he says it's going to be a while.
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No way.
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And George has such an important role.
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The curtain's about to go up.
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What are we going to do?
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Ni-Ni! Please, could you?
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But I can't act or do ballet.
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You'll be fine!
It's easy, and you're cute,
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so I know the audience will love you!
All you have to do is come with me!
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I've changed into my costume.
[17:15] ---
Um, what do you think?
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You look so cool!
[17:18] ---
What the heck? You're playing a tree?
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This is the first time
I've ever seen Lily dance up close.
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If only this play could go on forever.
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Then I could stay
by Lily's side for all eternity.
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Geez, how pathetic are you, huh?
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If you don't get your act together,
you'll end up losing her to someone else!
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Nothing I can do about that.
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This is how our relationship's
always going to be.
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I'm the insignificant leaf behind Lily.
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While Lily sparkles and dazzles
like the sun.
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So dazzling.
[18:04] ---
Holy light? Hurry, turn into a goat!
[18:06] ---
I can't!
[18:08] ---
If I transform now, it will ruin the show!
[18:12] ---
I can't, no matter what!
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EPISODE 35
THE CURTAIN RISES AND THE SPOTLIGHT SHINES
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The curtain rises and the spotlight shines.
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PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
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EPISODE 36
MAKE YOU FEEL MY LOVE
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Ni-Ni! Ni-Ni!
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Ni-Ni!
[18:42] ---
Are you all right?
[18:43] ---
How did this happen?
[18:45] ---
I-I'm all right.
[18:47] ---
It's the scene with the Black Swan
and the Demon King. Get ready!
[18:49] ---
But...
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George is also playing the Demon King.
[18:52] ---
But he's not here yet.
[18:53] ---
Let's get another substitute onstage.
[18:54] ---
- Okay.
- Wait.
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I can do it.
I can't cause trouble for you.
[18:59] ---
Ni-Ni! That would be too reckless!
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I'll be fine. These burns are nothing.
[19:04] ---
Lily, don't worry.
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I'll see to it
that this show is a success.
[19:10] ---
Ni-Ni.
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I'm over here.
[19:20] ---
This is Lily's holy light.
I'm not in any agony.
[19:24] ---
I'm going to show Lily
that I can be cool!
[19:42] ---
Li... Huh?
Oh, that's wrong. Princess... oh...
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I totally forgot my lines!
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That foolish prince...
[19:50] ---
That foolish prince. Does he really think
he's going to steal my Odette from me?
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He's so ignorant to the ways of the world!
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Odette again?
[20:02] ---
You certainly sound obsessed.
[20:04] ---
Odette's not like us.
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She's a pristine jewel.
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Who belongs only to me.
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This is where you come in, my daughter.
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What do you want me to do?
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I've cast a spell on you.
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All you have to do
is attend that party with me tomorrow.
[20:29] ---
Now I can never go back
to being human again.
[20:32] ---
Wait.
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I’m going to turn you back.
[20:35] ---
I love you.
[20:40] ---
Those two sure make a cute couple.
[20:42] ---
It must be hard for you, huh?
[20:56] ---
Lily! Iwan!
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Ni-Ni!
[20:59] ---
Congratulations! That was amazing!
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Thanks, Ni-Ni!
[21:03] ---
Ni-Ni, you were great, too.
[21:05] ---
- Your Demon King blew me away.
- Definitely! You were so good!
[21:08] ---
Especially in that scene!
[21:09] ---
Yeah, he was!
[21:10] ---
Lily, Iwan.
[21:12] ---
Um, the thing is,
that performance was—
[21:15] ---
Hey, you! Not a word!
[21:17] ---
I-It was all me just mimicking you guys!
[21:20] ---
But I didn't do a good job.
[21:23] ---
Sorry about that.
[21:26] ---
Ni-Ni, you just memorized some lines
right before you went onstage,
[21:31] ---
but you still managed to save us all!
That's so amazing!
[21:35] ---
Lily.
[21:36] ---
She's right. You really are incredible.
[21:38] ---
If you hadn't taken the stage,
who knows how it would've turned out?
[21:42] ---
Both of you...
[21:43] ---
I can't believe
you'd say such nice things to me!
[21:46] ---
Thanks!
[21:48] ---
The Demon King playing the Demon King.
Who would've thought, huh?
[21:52] ---
Lily. Did you say something?
[21:55] ---
No, nothing at all!
[21:58] ---
EPISODE 36
MAKE YOU FEEL MY LOVE
[21:59] ---
Make you feel my love.
[22:02] ---
The Demon King's big performance.
E8 - The Scenery Before You When You're Lost / Good Nick, Bad Nick / Everyone is Sure to be Rewarded One Day / I was Reborn, and Now I'm a CEO? / Traffic Accident? Amnesia? Let's Shoot for th
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EPISODE 43
THE SCENERY BEFORE YOU WHEN YOU'RE LOST
[00:41] ---
WELCOME TO SUMMER CAMP
[00:43] ---
Split up into groups of two or three,
and go plant-gathering.
[00:44] ---
SCHEDULE
[00:46] ---
We'll reconvene at dinnertime.
[00:48] ---
Team up during lunch and off you go.
[00:55] ---
Hi!
[00:56] ---
Want to go plant-gathering together?
[00:58] ---
No way! Who wants to go with a girl
who looks like a boy?
[01:00] ---
- Come on, let's go!
- Yeah.
[01:03] ---
Hey. Can I join you?
[01:05] ---
It's a girl! Let's get out of here!
[01:06] ---
Who wants to hang out with a girl?
[01:12] ---
Nick?
[01:14] ---
Do you think I'm weird?
[01:17] ---
If I had long hair,
would I look more like a girl?
[01:21] ---
Would I make some friends then?
[01:23] ---
You're not weird at all.
[01:25] ---
If you like long hair,
then let it grow out.
[01:28] ---
But don't ever force yourself
just so people will like you.
[01:31] ---
You're sure to meet people who get you.
[01:34] ---
Nick. Right.
[01:36] ---
I could never be anyone but myself.
[01:39] ---
I'm not sure what that means
but thanks.
[01:42] ---
Want to go plant-gathering together?
[01:43] ---
- Sure.
- Nick!
[01:45] ---
Why don't you try this hairstyle?
I bet you'd look hot!
[01:48] ---
Sure! Just for you,
I'll go to the hair salon tomorrow!
[01:52] ---
I thought you were
all about being yourself?
[02:02] ---
We keep coming back to this same spot.
I bet this compass is out of whack!
[02:08] ---
It's over for us! We're totally lost.
[02:11] ---
Calm down. Let's split up our food supply.
[02:17] ---
What the hell is all this?
Where's your food?
[02:20] ---
Huh? But there's food
all over the place.
[02:22] ---
Which no one can eat but you!
[02:27] ---
So how can we let the others know
where we are?
[02:31] ---
We can't light a fire.
[02:35] ---
I know!
Crystal, you can make rainbows, right?
[02:38] ---
If you make a rainbow,
it'll get everyone's attention.
[02:41] ---
Then they'll come rescue us!
[02:42] ---
Great idea! You're amazing, Nick!
[02:45] ---
- Let's do it!
- Yeah!
[02:49] ---
Perfect!
[02:50] ---
They'll definitely notice that.
[02:52] ---
- Wow! It's a rainbow! How lucky is that?
- I'm posting this!
[02:55] ---
NOBODY REALIZES
[03:07] ---
We're done for!
We're going to die here.
[03:10] ---
Don't cry, Nick. Here, have this.
[03:12] ---
I'm not crying!
[03:14] ---
I don't want to die!
I've never even fallen in love yet!
[03:19] ---
What's the matter?
[03:22] ---
Are you lost?
[03:28] ---
- So there really are unicorns.
- Huh? What do you think I am?
[03:32] ---
It's easy to get lost in these woods.
[03:38] ---
You can make it out of the woods
if you follow this rainbow.
[03:42] ---
Come, both of you.
[04:00] ---
Bye!
[04:05] ---
That unicorn was so cool!
[04:07] ---
She sure was. It all felt like a dream!
[04:11] ---
I've made up my mind.
[04:13] ---
I'm going to let my hair grow out like hers.
[04:15] ---
I'll become a cool unicorn just like her!
[04:18] ---
I bet you can do it, Crystal.
I believe in you!
[04:21] ---
Nick! You're so... Huh?
[04:26] ---
Nick! So you're back, huh?
[04:31] ---
See ya!
[04:31] ---
Come back here! You said
you'd team up with me, you liar!
[04:37] ---
That's Nick for you.
[04:41] ---
The scenery before you
when you're lost.
[04:47] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[04:52] ---
EPISODE 44
GOOD NICK, BAD NICK
[04:55] ---
SUPER HOT SAUNA
[04:58] ---
It feels so great to be in a sauna.
[05:01] ---
Damao said that it draws out
all the grime inside your body.
[05:06] ---
It's just sweat.
[05:07] ---
You're just sitting here
shooting the breeze?
[05:09] ---
Let's see who has the most stamina!
[05:13] ---
So pointless.
[05:14] ---
I'm out of here.
[05:15] ---
You're not scared, are you?
[05:21] ---
Something's squirming within me.
[05:24] ---
It's not me!
[05:26] ---
You guys can't take any more, huh?
[05:28] ---
What about you?
[05:30] ---
N-Nick!
[05:37] ---
What's going on here?
Mr. Lynn, use your Holy Light.
[05:40] ---
Such an evil presence.
It's making me dizzy.
[05:43] ---
Mr. Lynn!
[05:44] ---
I guess all the good in him evaporated
with his sweat, leaving just the evil?
[05:48] ---
This can't be safe!
We have to restore his good side!
[05:52] ---
IS THIS IT?
[05:53] ---
Hello everyone!
[05:55] ---
Hey, pick me up and hold me.
[05:57] ---
This is Nick?
[05:59] ---
Are you okay, mister?
[06:02] ---
Let me cast a spell on you!
[06:03] ---
Pain, pain, go away!
[06:06] ---
Oh, thank you. I feel better now.
[06:10] ---
What a good little boy you are.
[06:11] ---
You sure we can leave him like this?
[06:21] ---
Now listen to your teacher, and do your best.
[06:23] ---
Okay.
[06:24] ---
Don't overdo it. Take a break!
[06:26] ---
Thank you, Big Sister.
[06:28] ---
BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT
[06:28] ---
- Awesome!
- Good job!
[06:30] ---
Madam.
[06:32] ---
Leave it to me.
Which floor do you live on?
[06:34] ---
There's an elevator right there.
[06:37] ---
It's all thanks to you
that I'm the man I am today.
[06:40] ---
Thank you so much!
[06:42] ---
Man, that's annoying!
[06:44] ---
I'm the real Nick!
[06:45] ---
The more popular he becomes,
the weaker my power gets!
[06:50] ---
I'm so pissed!
[06:55] ---
Thank you!
[06:55] ---
How can they be so different?
[07:01] ---
ALL SAINTS STREET
[07:03] ---
Damao?
[07:04] ---
Want to go see a movie together?
[07:05] ---
I already saw that
with Good Nick yesterday.
[07:08] ---
Mr. Lynn, what should I get today?
[07:10] ---
Don't worry,
I already asked Good Nick to go.
[07:13] ---
That was fun!
[07:14] ---
Hey, Good Nick,
let's go shopping again sometime!
[07:19] ---
He's exactly like me!
How did this happen?
[07:22] ---
She's not going to need me anymore.
[07:24] ---
I'm telling you, he's dangerous.
[07:26] ---
Stop eating!
[07:27] ---
He's just too perfect, you know.
It's rather odd.
[07:32] ---
You're right. Good Nick
doesn't get into any trouble.
[07:34] ---
Maybe he's just nervous?
[07:35] ---
Hello!
[07:37] ---
Mr. Lynn told me to move in with you.
[07:39] ---
Oh, then why don't I... Huh?
[07:41] ---
No, wait! Not my room, too!
[07:43] ---
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
[07:45] ---
On purpose?
[07:46] ---
Of course not.
I'm just trying hard to be a good person.
[07:49] ---
You liar! You're trying to get rid of me,
so you can have this body all to yourself!
[07:54] ---
Even if you don't disappear,
you have no purpose.
[07:54] ---
Let me go!
I said, let go of me! Let go...
[07:58] ---
Hey, Neil.
[07:59] ---
Let's be friends, all right?
[08:01] ---
But why?
[08:02] ---
I'll be nice to you.
Nicer than the old Nick.
[08:05] ---
He's not Nick's good side, is he?
He's a hypocrite!
[08:08] ---
Don't get cocky with me.
I won't let you have your way.
[08:12] ---
What are you...
[08:12] ---
Why'd you tie me up, too?
[08:14] ---
S-Stop it! What are you doing?
Come on, knock it off!
[08:15] ---
Untie me now!
[08:23] ---
Wh-What in the world...
[08:25] ---
How could you vanish without telling us?
[08:28] ---
What do you mean? I'm right here!
[08:30] ---
He's back to normal?
[08:31] ---
What's up with this photo?
[08:33] ---
I like this Nick better, after all!
[08:35] ---
You love me that much, huh?
[08:36] ---
Owwww!
[08:38] ---
Stop pulling on my ears! So annoying!
[08:42] ---
Good Nick, Bad Nick.
[08:47] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[08:52] ---
EPISODE 45
EVERYONE IS SURE TO BE REWARDED ONE DAY.
[08:57] ---
Xiaolu? Could you get that for me?
[08:59] ---
Oh, sure thing.
[09:00] ---
Brother, is the heat okay?
[09:02] ---
Oh, it's fine.
[09:08] ---
Hey, watch out.
[09:10] ---
Merry Christmas!
[09:11] ---
I got us some drinks!
[09:13] ---
Great timing!
We just finished cooking.
[09:15] ---
There are cupcakes, too!
[09:17] ---
Xiaolu and I did the decorating!
[09:19] ---
- It looks great!
- I HELPED, TOO.
[09:21] ---
I decorated the tree, too. Ta-da!
[09:23] ---
PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
[09:29] ---
TRUTH OR DARE
[09:31] ---
Confess.
[09:33] ---
Man, what a bore!
[09:35] ---
Something bad that you've done lately.
[09:38] ---
Recently, I've been secretly
sucking Damao's blood.
[09:40] ---
What?!
[09:41] ---
And I thought
I twisted my neck in my sleep!
[09:43] ---
I get hungry in the morning
and couldn't resist.
[09:45] ---
The truth is,
I erased Ira's saved data by mistake.
[09:49] ---
What?
[09:50] ---
Do you know how long it took me
to beat that boss?
[09:56] ---
Shouldn't we stop the fight?
[09:59] ---
- And it's Christmas time.
- It's so nice and lively!
[10:03] ---
Cut it out.
[10:05] ---
This isn't a good look for Christmas.
Grow up, you guys.
[10:09] ---
Not in the least persuasive.
[10:12] ---
You haven't been up to anything?
[10:14] ---
I do nothing but good things.
[10:16] ---
For example, I ate up
all the snacks for you. Stuff like that!
[10:20] ---
So it was you!
[10:22] ---
I'M SORRY
[10:25] ---
ALL SAINTS STREET
[10:27] ---
Merry Christmas!
[10:29] ---
- Abu, I have a present for you!
- This is for you!
[10:31] ---
I worry about what's inside.
[10:33] ---
I love this! Thanks, Damao!
[10:37] ---
This is what you're into.
[10:39] ---
What's yours is mine!
[10:40] ---
PURE ANGEL AND HOT DEMON
VOLUME 1
[10:41] ---
Wow! Thanks, Ni-Ni!
[10:43] ---
What's this comic book about?
[10:44] ---
Oh, it's about love and life.
[10:47] ---
PURE ANGEL AND HOT DEMON
VOLUME 2
[10:49] ---
What do you think?
If you like it, I'll give you Volume 3, too.
[10:55] ---
Listen up!
[10:57] ---
Room 1031 started out
with just a few people.
[11:00] ---
But look how lively it's gotten now!
[11:04] ---
On this special day, we're going to give
one person the ultimate gift.
[11:10] ---
Let's work together
to make the winner's wish come true!
[11:15] ---
We're going to grant the wish
of the person who draws the red stick?
[11:19] ---
I think it's a great idea!
[11:21] ---
S-So do I!
[11:23] ---
Sounds interesting.
[11:24] ---
However, just make sure
it's a feasible wish, okay?
[11:27] ---
I'm against this.
[11:28] ---
It has to be a scam.
[11:29] ---
Not at al! If you draw the red stick,
[11:32] ---
we'll all line up
for Hell's Chef's autograph.
[11:37] ---
What did you say?
[11:38] ---
MR. LYNN'S IDOL
[11:40] ---
- M-Me, too.
- I'm drawing it, for sure!
[11:43] ---
If I draw the red stick,
I'll give up my rights to you.
[11:45] ---
I want to play my werewolf games
all night without getting attacked.
[11:48] ---
I want to become a movie star.
[11:50] ---
Have Abby help you out with that one.
[11:53] ---
Ahem! All right, let's get started!
[11:58] ---
What's going on?
[12:00] ---
The last stick left is white, too.
[12:02] ---
Maybe you didn't put a red stick in there?
[12:03] ---
That's not possible!
I just checked that it was there!
[12:05] ---
IT'S ME!
[12:06] ---
Whoa! You're here, Abu?
[12:09] ---
The winner is, Abu!
[12:12] ---
Congrats, Abu!
[12:14] ---
Congratulations!
[12:15] ---
Abu, what's your wish?
[12:23] ---
Can't hit it.
[12:25] ---
Why, you!
[12:27] ---
Who knew Abu's wish was so ordinary?
[12:34] ---
What the... Who did that?
[12:36] ---
Serves you right!
[12:40] ---
I'll protect you!
[12:42] ---
Has anyone seen my head?
[12:45] ---
- Who's doing this?
- Where are they coming from?
[12:48] ---
IT WAS ME!
[12:49] ---
Abu! You're the king of snowball fights!
[12:54] ---
Abu! I'm gonna get you next time for sure!
[12:57] ---
- So will I!
- Me, too!
[12:59] ---
- I'll protect you.
- Where's my head?
[13:09] ---
Everyone is sure to be rewarded one day.
[13:14] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[13:20] ---
EPISODE 46
I WAS REBORN, AND NOW I'M A CEO?
[13:24] ---
I sliced up the watermelon! Let's eat!
[13:28] ---
There's one left over.
[13:30] ---
Huh? Isn't that Abu's?
[13:33] ---
Huh? I cut it into one less slice,
since Xiaolu's not around.
[13:36] ---
Then whose is this?
[13:38] ---
Mr. Lynn!
[13:40] ---
Mr. Lynn! Have some watermelon!
[13:42] ---
Mr. Lynn!
[13:44] ---
Oh, is Mr. Lynn not home?
[13:47] ---
Today's Sunday.
[13:49] ---
Normally, he'd have already started
his major Sunday cleanup.
[13:52] ---
Come to think of it,
I haven't seen Mr. Lynn in a while.
[13:57] ---
Now that you mention it,
I forgot to clean the living room the other day,
[13:59] ---
but he didn't nag me about it!
[14:01] ---
Last Saturday, I messed up the laundry,
but he didn't show up.
[14:06] ---
He didn't say anything
about cleaning up my stray hairs.
[14:09] ---
You guys! When was the last time
we saw Mr. Lynn?
[14:12] ---
Last Friday night.
[14:14] ---
Meaning, he's been missing for a week?
[14:15] ---
MISSING
[14:24] ---
Have you seen him?
[14:25] ---
His suitcase is still here.
[14:26] ---
BUT NOT HIS SMARTPHONE
[14:27] ---
The neighbors say
they haven't seen him, either!
[14:29] ---
What's going on?
[14:30] ---
I told Xiaolu to look for him, too.
[14:32] ---
I asked Lily about him.
[14:33] ---
She says she hasn't called him
because of exams.
[14:35] ---
The last time they spoke was last week.
[14:37] ---
Since his shopping bag isn't here,
[14:39] ---
he must've vanished Saturday morning
after going shopping.
[14:42] ---
If we check the security cameras
on the way to the market...
[14:44] ---
Found him!
[14:45] ---
See? Look!
[14:49] ---
The Lynn Group has just named
its new CEO.
[14:52] ---
Please tell us why you were appointed CEO!
[14:55] ---
No comment.
[14:57] ---
What's going on here?
[14:58] ---
That was our live, on-the-scene report!
[15:01] ---
DESCENDED FROM THE HEAVENS!?
[15:03] ---
THE LYNN BUILDING
[15:10] ---
That's him! That's definitely Mr. Lynn!
[15:12] ---
Then come on!
[15:13] ---
Damao! Wait!
[15:15] ---
Mr. Lynn! Huh?
[15:18] ---
As if you punks could...
[15:22] ---
Looks like the ducts are too old.
Switch them out right away.
[15:24] ---
Yes, sir.
[15:25] ---
Damao!
[15:29] ---
Mr. Lynn! What the heck is going on?
[15:32] ---
Hey! Mr. Lynn!
[15:33] ---
How can we talk to Mr. Lynn?
[15:36] ---
If we can't see him sneakingly,
let's just do it openly.
[15:42] ---
- Abby! Abby! Can I get your autograph?
- Can I get a selfie?
[15:45] ---
Is this the CEO?
Yes, it's me, Chen. Yes, that's right.
[15:50] ---
I might be running a bit late
because of traffic.
[15:53] ---
Okay, thank you so much.
[15:56] ---
Abby! Can you sign this for me?
[16:00] ---
Oh hello, Mr. Chen.
[16:02] ---
I have an appointment to see the CEO.
[16:04] ---
Go right ahead.
[16:07] ---
Sorry I'm late!
I have an appointment with the CEO.
[16:11] ---
Mr. Chen? Then who was that just now?
[16:15] ---
OFFICE OF THE CEO
[16:20] ---
Mr. Chen... Huh?
[16:23] ---
You're a hard man
to get a meeting with, Lynn.
[16:26] ---
You're unbelievable!
[16:27] ---
Becoming a CEO
without saying a word to us!
[16:30] ---
Who are you?
[16:34] ---
I was reborn and now I'm a CEO?
[16:40] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[16:45] ---
EPISODE 47
TRAFFIC ACCIDENT? AMNESIA?
LET'S SHOOT FOR THE TOP IN LIFE?
[16:52] ---
Are you back with us now?
[16:54] ---
How are you? Any pain?
[16:57] ---
Who are you?
[16:59] ---
LYNN GROUP
[16:59] ---
My name is Jin. The CEO of the Lynn Group,
or rather, his secretary!
[17:05] ---
I'm so glad that you're safe.
We're counting on you!
[17:08] ---
Counting on me how?
[17:09] ---
Welcome, new CEO!
[17:10] ---
Welcome, new CEO!
[17:12] ---
CEO? Me?
[17:14] ---
You rescued an elderly man
this morning, remember?
[17:17] ---
Oh, my cufflink!
[17:20] ---
Hey! Look out!
[17:21] ---
Bam!
[17:23] ---
This man is Lynn,
the CEO of the Lynn Group.
[17:26] ---
You're a talented artist.
[17:28] ---
Although he was saved,
you both sustained severe injuries.
[17:33] ---
And the CEO's last words were...
[17:35] ---
Make him the next CEO...
[17:39] ---
CEO!
[17:44] ---
My condolences.
[17:44] ---
Oh, no. He's merely unconscious.
He hasn't come to yet, but...
[17:48] ---
What's this about?
[17:53] ---
So that's the story.
[17:55] ---
And since you survived, let's hold
the CEO succession ceremony tomorrow!
[17:58] ---
Wait.
[18:00] ---
That's troublesome for me.
[18:01] ---
The biggest problem is...
[18:04] ---
That I don't remember a thing.
[18:06] ---
Who I am? What I was doing?
I can't remember.
[18:11] ---
Amnesia? That's great!
[18:12] ---
Uh, no. You have my sympathies,
Mr. Lily!
[18:17] ---
I-I'm Lily?
[18:19] ---
Yes.
[18:20] ---
Really?
[18:20] ---
Without a doubt.
[18:22] ---
This is what you were carrying.
[18:24] ---
LILY
[18:25] ---
You can regain your memory little by little!
[18:29] ---
But tomorrow's succession ceremony
is the top priority!
[18:31] ---
No need to worry!
Please, leave everything to me!
[18:36] ---
What can a young guy
with amnesia do anyway?
[18:39] ---
The CEO is in a coma.
This is my chance to grab the reins!
[18:46] ---
CEO LILY
[18:47] ---
CEO Lily! CEO Lily!
[18:49] ---
THE LYNN BUILDING
[18:55] ---
I've already gone through
all the documents.
[18:58] ---
About the contracts,
divide them into six and file them.
[19:00] ---
Then..
[19:01] ---
I've already texted you
about what I need you to do.
[19:03] ---
Summon all the department heads at ten,
[19:05] ---
and have them report on this quarter's goals
and next quarter's plans.
[19:09] ---
One more thing.
Please fire my secretary.
[19:12] ---
He hasn't gotten
a single thing done all morning.
[19:15] ---
Uncle! Who's this guy?
[19:16] ---
Shut up! You've been fired!
[19:19] ---
Well, so you see...
[19:21] ---
The former CEO is in a coma
[19:24] ---
while the new CEO has amnesia, but there's
no doubt regarding his competence.
[19:29] ---
I can see a future in which this company
expands by leaps and bounds!
[19:33] ---
Hey, old man, who are you?
[19:38] ---
I'm just a security guard.
[19:40] ---
By the way, why is he called CEO Lily?
[19:46] ---
Is that why Lynn didn't recognize me
and threw me out of his office?
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But wouldn't you say
everything's going too well for him?
[19:54] ---
His staff probably wants things
to stay the way they are.
[19:57] ---
I'm going to recover Brother's memories!
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No, Lily.
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We're all doing it together.
[20:04] ---
Oh, to be young again!
[20:09] ---
Let's bring Mr. Lynn back to this apartment.
[20:11] ---
Seeing familiar sights
might bring his memories back.
[20:14] ---
But we can't get near him
with all those bodyguards around.
[20:17] ---
In that case,
let's bust in and snatch Mr. Lynn away!
[20:20] ---
If we do that, we'll be arrested.
[20:22] ---
Okay, then. Let's join
the company as interns. After that...
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INTERN
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How many years do you think
it'll take to meet the CEO?
[20:31] ---
I have an idea.
[20:35] ---
Traffic accident? Amnesia?
[20:37] ---
Let's shoot for the top in life!
[20:40] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[20:45] ---
EPISODE 48
HOW CAN I SAVE YOU? MY ANGEL...
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CEO?
[20:52] ---
You have a party to attend at seven.
[20:55] ---
All right.
[20:56] ---
Send for the chopper at 6:30.
[20:57] ---
I'm going to get some air on the rooftop.
[21:00] ---
Our target will show up after six
on the rooftop.
[21:03] ---
Stay in position until six!
[21:04] ---
Roger that!
[21:09] ---
All good here. Over. Huh?
[21:11] ---
Hey! Stay away from the CEO!
[21:13] ---
What do you want?
[21:15] ---
You're...
[21:16] ---
Don't you want to know what happened
before you lost your memory?
[21:19] ---
There's no need to anymore.
[21:21] ---
I'm satisfied with everything.
[21:22] ---
CEO Lily!
[21:23] ---
Everything but that.
[21:25] ---
Your real name is...
[21:27] ---
Lynn!
[21:29] ---
Did he say Lynn? Lynn... Lynn...
[21:33] ---
So my name is Lynn?
[21:35] ---
CEO! Look out!
[21:36] ---
Who are you?
[21:40] ---
I have to save him!
[21:41] ---
Got him.
[21:44] ---
That's our CEO!
[21:45] ---
- That was amazing!
- Nice work!
[21:47] ---
Huh? Who was that guy who kicked him?
[21:53] ---
Hey! Can you hear me?
[21:58] ---
Hello? Send the car over.
[21:59] ---
I can't, CEO.
[22:01] ---
The parking lot exit's been blocked,
and I can't get the car out.
[22:04] ---
What? Then send an ambulance.
[22:07] ---
Well, this is bad!
He's spitting up blood.
[22:10] ---
He may have an internal injury.
Gotta get him to a hospital, quick!
[22:14] ---
It seems like we've met somewhere before.
[22:16] ---
But there's a traffic jam,
so if you go by car, it'll be risky.
[22:23] ---
CEO!
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I'm going on ahead!
Take the car and get to the hospital!
[22:31] ---
Mr. Lynn.
[22:32] ---
Don't talk.
We'll get to the hospital soon.
[22:34] ---
We're not going to the hospital.
[22:37] ---
What?
[22:38] ---
Let's go home!
[22:50] ---
Welcome home, Mr. Lynn!
[22:52] ---
You guys again?
[22:55] ---
Were you planning this from the start?
[22:57] ---
Yes. But it was up to you
whether or not it all worked out.
[23:02] ---
- Up to me?
- Yes.
[23:03] ---
When I kicked Neil off the roof,
[23:06] ---
if you hadn't saved him,
we couldn't have brought you back.
[23:06] ---
HE DEFINITELY KICKED ME
WITH ALL HIS MIGHT
[23:09] ---
- But why...
- We knew.
[23:11] ---
That you'd rescue Ni-Ni for sure.
[23:14] ---
You guys...
[23:15] ---
Mr. Lynn.
[23:16] ---
Do you remember what you said to me?
[23:18] ---
When I first got to this apartment?
[23:22] ---
Enough with the chit-chat.
We just have to reboot him physically!
[23:25] ---
Nick!
[23:34] ---
What are you doing?
[23:36] ---
Did it work?
[23:37] ---
No way that would work!
[23:38] ---
Why are you all looking so gloomy?
[23:41] ---
Unbelievable. Not doing a lick of housework,
and gathering around my bed. What are you...
[23:45] ---
Mr. Lynn!
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You remember now! Thank goodness!
[23:48] ---
It's night already!
[23:51] ---
What's this bump on my head?
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HOSPITAL
[23:54] ---
Hey! He's regained consciousness!
[23:56] ---
CEO!
[23:59] ---
CEO! Please forgive me!
The new CEO has been abducted!
[24:04] ---
New CEO?
[24:07] ---
Did I mention a new CEO?
[24:08] ---
What?
[24:10] ---
I must've been confused.
You didn't take me seriously, did you?
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LILY
[24:16] ---
No, of course not.
[24:20] ---
How can I save you? My angel...