Season 1
- E1 - Nice to Meet You, I'm Ni-Ni / Friend Coming From Afar, Would You Like to Move In? / The Angelic Landlord and His Nice Tenants / The Lone Wolf Who Came From the North / Fortune is Few, An
- E2 - The Demon King Observation Journal / The Werewolf Observation Journal / Let's Spend Christmas Together! / Lily Fluttered Down From Heaven / My Friend Has a Crush / Happy New Year! Happy
- E5 - Friends of Friends are Friends of Mine? / Horror Night on All Saints Street / No Room for a Homeless Kid / No One Escapes an Arranged Marriage / Kitten on the Street, Don't Run Around o
- E6 - Work, Wolf, Work as Hard as You Can! / How Much More Charm Do You Have Left to Hide? / Happy Birthday, I Wish You Happiness / Battle of the Tennis Court / The Curtain Rises and the Spotl
- E8 - The Scenery Before You When You're Lost / Good Nick, Bad Nick / Everyone is Sure to be Rewarded One Day / I was Reborn, and Now I'm a CEO? / Traffic Accident? Amnesia? Let's Shoot for th
E1 - Nice to Meet You, I'm Ni-Ni / Friend Coming From Afar, Would You Like to Move In? / The Angelic Landlord and His Nice Tenants / The Lone Wolf Who Came From the North / Fortune is Few, An
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In this world, humans and ayakashi
have always lived side-by-side peacefully.
[00:06] ---
But little did they know that a Demon King
intent on destroying the world had been born.
[00:44] ---
At this rate, there will be...
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YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE
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...a river of blood, and the corpses
will only pile up.
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And this...
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YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE
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This world...
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YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE
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Will never...
[00:57] ---
YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE
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So you've all seen the video, right?
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THE COMMITTEE FOR WORLD PEACE
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EXAGGERATING MUCH?
[01:03] ---
Let's take the next 15 minutes to come up
with a strategy to defeat the Demon King.
[01:05] ---
- Roger that.
- Understood.
[01:07] ---
This is like the most crucial part ever!
How can we just sit here chatting about it?
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SO DANGEROUS
[01:14] ---
Is he really going to destroy Earth?
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WHY WAS HE BORN?
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He doesn't have the power to yet!
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WE CAN’T JUST LEAVE HIM BE.
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We have to defeat him before it awakens.
[01:19] ---
Where is he now?
[01:20] ---
We've got him under surveillance 24/7,
so there's nothing to worry about.
[01:24] ---
As long as the Demon King's in Hell,
we can track him.
[01:28] ---
Bad news, everybody!
[01:29] ---
The Demon King just boarded a plane,
and has departed Hell.
[01:31] ---
He's under our control. It's all good.
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THAT’S GREAT
OH OKAY
[01:35] ---
Hey! I heard that!
[01:37] ---
He busted out of Hell, right?
[01:38] ---
So stop that plane now!
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EPISODE 01 - NICE TO MEET YOU, I’M NI-NI
[02:26] ---
Hey, there. I'm Neil Bowman.
[02:28] ---
People call me Ni-Ni.
[02:30] ---
I'm a Demon.
[02:31] ---
I'm on a plane
headed to the Human World right now.
[02:34] ---
It's always been my dream
to live in the Human World.
[02:38] ---
But my Mom and Dad are like,
“When you grow up, you're going to work in Hell!”
[02:42] ---
Which is all about paperwork
and soul management.
[02:45] ---
Pandas are great but koalas are cute, too!
[02:48] ---
Live on your own so far away?
Over my dead body!
[02:52] ---
So I snuck off, behind their backs.
[02:54] ---
I'm going to live among the humans
with a friend of mine.
[02:58] ---
Just you wait!
[03:07] ---
This should be the address.
[03:11] ---
Ni-Ni!
[03:12] ---
- Ira!
- So you finally made it, huh?
[03:15] ---
Sorry I couldn't pick you up.
[03:17] ---
It's not easy to step out during the day.
[03:19] ---
That's Okay! It only took me
three hours to get here.
[03:22] ---
Huh?
[03:23] ---
- Come on in. Let me introduce you to everyone.
- Okay!
[03:26] ---
- They're all good guys, okay?
- Glad to hear it!
[03:28] ---
How do you do! I'm Neil Bowman.
It's so nice to meet you.
[03:32] ---
Neil, huh? Welcome.
Please put on some slippers.
[03:38] ---
These are your new housemates.
[03:38] ---
ANGEL
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VAMPIRE
[03:38] ---
MUMMY
[03:41] ---
Huh? But why...
[03:44] ---
Why aren't there any humans here?
[03:47] ---
EPISODE 01 - NICE TO MEET YOU, I’M NI-NI
[03:48] ---
Nice to meet you. I'm Ni-Ni.
[03:51] ---
Welcome to All Saints Street.
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PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[04:01] ---
Neil Bowman, a demon child who loves human culture,
has traveled all the way from Hell to the Human World.
[04:09] ---
And he's taken the next step
by moving in with friends.
[04:14] ---
But he still has no idea...
[04:17] ---
There's a serious danger
that lurks closer everyday.
[04:23] ---
EPISODE 02
FRIEND COMING FROM AFAR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO MOVE IN?
[04:28] ---
This is your room. It looks really cool,
so I think you'll like it.
[04:32] ---
I-Ira!
[04:34] ---
How can you be so wonderful?
[04:36] ---
We're only gaming buddies,
but you're being so nice to me!
[04:39] ---
Don't give it another thought.
If it wasn't for you, I'd still be in agony.
[04:44] ---
Oh, you've forgotten already, huh?
[04:47] ---
Well, it was three whole years ago.
[04:48] ---
THREE YEARS AGO
[04:52] ---
That's the friend I just added.
[04:54] ---
I can't decide between
these two options that I have.
[04:56] ---
Can you give me some advice?
[04:57] ---
Hmm, is this game-related, I wonder?
[04:59] ---
Option A, go back to my parents' house.
Option B, stay here.
[05:03] ---
He might not be able to keep playing
if he goes home.
[05:07] ---
My vote's for B.
[05:08] ---
Thanks!
[05:09] ---
Since you picked for me to stay,
I was able to make up my mind.
[05:13] ---
Instead of taking over
a global company and castle,
[05:15] ---
I'm going to become an otaku!
[05:16] ---
You were consulting me about your life?
[05:18] ---
Why did you leave that part out?
[05:20] ---
Now there are no servants
to help me dress,
[05:23] ---
and there's no one watching me
while I eat or sleep.
[05:25] ---
And hey, can you beat living
in a such cramped house?
[05:29] ---
I can eat ramen everyday and wear T-shirts,
and I'm not surrounded by throngs of servants!
[05:33] ---
It's all thanks to you, Ni-Ni!
[05:35] ---
Are you sure you're happy with this?
[05:41] ---
Ira.
[05:42] ---
The thing is... Hey, what's wrong?
[05:44] ---
Don't mind me. I get drowsy during the day.
[05:47] ---
Oh, wow.
[05:49] ---
- All right, take a look at your room.
- Yeah!
[05:59] ---
What do you think?
Don't you feel like you're back at home?
[06:03] ---
You have the wrong idea about our place.
[06:09] ---
I've been meaning to cook for you
since before I got here!
[06:12] ---
Huh? You can cook?
[06:14] ---
Home-cooked meals from Hell are delicious!
[06:16] ---
Huh? What's that sound?
[06:18] ---
Hell’s very own... snake and rabbit!
[06:21] ---
Are you sure they're edible?
[06:22] ---
They taste amazing grilled!
Hold them for a second?
[06:27] ---
I brought my own spices, too.
[06:31] ---
What's wrong?
[06:32] ---
O-Oh, no! Hurry and—
[06:43] ---
AUTOMATICALLY ACTIVATES
FLAME OF SELF-PROTECTION
[06:50] ---
Huh? Hey, come back here!
[06:58] ---
Finally caught them.
[07:04] ---
I-I'm done for!
[07:09] ---
Oh, Mr. Lynn.
[07:11] ---
Are you trying to destroy our home?
[07:15] ---
What the heck happened?
[07:25] ---
EPISODE 02
FRIEND COMING FROM AFAR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO MOVE IN?
[07:27] ---
Friend coming from afar,
[07:30] ---
would you like to move in?
[07:34] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[07:39] ---
EPISODE 03
THE ANGELIC LANDLORD AND HIS NICE TENANTS
[07:44] ---
About these apples, in the North Gate market,
they're 4.5 yuan for 500 grams.
[07:47] ---
At the grocery store, they're 4.9 yuan,
with the more expensive ones costing 12.9 yuan.
[07:52] ---
These look to fall between the market offerings
and the 4.9 apples from the grocery store,
[07:57] ---
yet you're charging 5.5 yuan.
[07:58] ---
You can't call this a fair market price.
[08:02] ---
Though it is your right
to put a price on your wares,
[08:04] ---
there's no sense of competition
on All Saints Street.
[08:07] ---
If you could factor that into...
[08:08] ---
- You can have them for 4.5 yuan!
- Then I'll take one.
[08:11] ---
After all that, you're only buying one?
[08:20] ---
Hey, what's the big idea?
[08:21] ---
The light's red.
[08:27] ---
Excuse me.
[08:28] ---
If you don't fasten your seatbelt,
you'll get docked two points. That's a 50 yuan fine.
[08:37] ---
That's it for today.
Don't run in the halls on your way out.
[08:41] ---
And no rushing to catch your train.
[08:43] ---
Don’t go anywhere by yourself.
Don't open any doors for no reason.
[08:46] ---
Make sure you stay out of danger.
[08:49] ---
Understood?
[08:52] ---
All right, then. See you tomorrow.
[08:55] ---
No one's more reckless than you, Teacher!
[09:05] ---
Welcome home!
[09:06] ---
Let me take your bag.
Good work teaching today!
[09:09] ---
Now then, have a seat!
[09:10] ---
I'll be happy to heal you.
[09:11] ---
Uh, that's all right, Neil.
[09:14] ---
Here we go! I always did this for Dad,
so don't worry about my skills!
[09:17] ---
Hold on.
[09:21] ---
Now this is...
[09:22] ---
A very pleasant scent.
[09:24] ---
Just leave it to me.
You'll feel like a new being after this.
[09:29] ---
What's this?
[09:30] ---
It's a facial pack from Hell.
It eats up all the dust and germs.
[09:33] ---
It'll make your skin silky smooth, and since it's
an effective moisturizer, it's a huge hit in Hell.
[09:38] ---
You're right, it's not bad at all.
[09:40] ---
Right?!
[09:41] ---
It worked like you said, Ira!
[09:43] ---
Okay, let’s get to your body, too!
[09:46] ---
That's all right, Neil.
[09:47] ---
Don't be shy, Mr. Lynn. Here we go!
[09:50] ---
No!
[09:55] ---
Ira, do you think Mr. Lynn's mad?
[10:00] ---
He might have mellowed out
because it feels so good.
[10:02] ---
That's great!
[10:09] ---
M-Mr. Lynn?
[10:12] ---
About yesterday...
I'm really, really sorry!
[10:15] ---
All I wanted to do was cook a feast.
[10:18] ---
But I ended up wrecking the house.
[10:20] ---
I guess I wouldn't blame you
if you kicked me out.
[10:23] ---
I totally understand.
Can you please forgive me?
[10:26] ---
You didn't do it on purpose, did you?
[10:28] ---
And I have no intention of kicking you out.
[10:30] ---
What, really?
[10:31] ---
I'm a landlord with a big heart, after all.
[10:33] ---
Oh, what a relief!
[10:35] ---
We finally got one empty room occupied.
If he left now, I'd be in the red.
[10:40] ---
Mr. Lynn?
[10:41] ---
How did you extinguish those flames yesterday?
[10:44] ---
Oh, I used my halo to purify
everything that was unclean.
[10:49] ---
But if I overuse it, it gives me a headache.
[10:52] ---
Wow, that's so incredible!
[10:55] ---
Let me show you one more time.
[11:03] ---
Everything's spick-and-span.
[11:07] ---
Oh, forgive me.
[11:08] ---
I see it worked on you, too.
[11:11] ---
EPISODE 03
THE ANGELIC LANDLORD AND HIS NICE TENANTS
[11:12] ---
The angelic landlord and his nice tenants.
[11:16] ---
Good thing it all worked out, huh?
[11:20] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[11:25] ---
EPISODE 04
THE LONE WOLF WHO CAME FROM THE NORTH
[11:30] ---
This is the far north,
deep in the snowy mountains.
[11:33] ---
This is where wild werewolves live in peace.
[11:38] ---
VILLAGE CHIEF
[11:41] ---
I summoned you all today because
I have something important to tell everyone.
[11:44] ---
According to the Werewolf Association, the Demon King,
destroyer of the world, will soon awaken.
[11:50] ---
To preserve world peace
and us werewolves' honor,
[11:53] ---
I will send out
one brave warrior from this village,
[11:55] ---
to find out who this Demon King really is.
[11:57] ---
Chief, are you out of your mind?
[12:00] ---
Sending someone to investigate
the Demon King solo...
[12:02] ---
In other words, to die?
[12:03] ---
- That's right!
- Are you kidding?
[12:04] ---
If you feel that way,
let's decide this the fair way.
[12:07] ---
By drawing lots.
[12:09] ---
- All right!
- Sounds good!
[12:11] ---
Hold up.
[12:12] ---
Damao, watch your back, okay?
We promise not to forget about you!
[12:15] ---
- We haven't drawn ye—
- Take the 7pm train.
[12:17] ---
Why should I...
[12:18] ---
- I'll drive you to the station.
- Shut up!
[12:20] ---
Okay, let's draw.
Time is money, right?
[12:24] ---
Come on! Don't laugh!
[12:25] ---
Fine, I’ll go first.
[12:32] ---
Are you kidding me?
[12:38] ---
STATION
[12:45] ---
I thought about you thieves,
so I put a 30 kg steel array in my bag.
[12:51] ---
You'll pay for this!
[12:52] ---
NEIL BOWMAN
[12:53] ---
Neil.
[12:54] ---
How could a kid like this be the Demon King?
[12:57] ---
Let’s look at the map.
[13:01] ---
This smartphone is waterproof.
[13:05] ---
Plan B!
[13:07] ---
At the end of the day, analog rules.
[13:09] ---
Guess what, I've got an extra one!
[13:11] ---
Come back here!
[13:12] ---
Guess I’ll use that thing!
[13:14] ---
Plan C! Huh? Where is it?
[13:16] ---
Plan D! No way!
[13:17] ---
Plan E! Ow!
[13:18] ---
Plan F!
[13:19] ---
Not you again!
[13:20] ---
Plan G! Ah! Plan H! Hey!
[13:22] ---
Plan I! J! K!
[13:28] ---
L...
[13:31] ---
The city is a terrifying place.
[13:40] ---
How can I be so unlucky?
[13:43] ---
Why did the chief give me this mission?
[13:46] ---
I might just drop dead
before I even see the Demon King.
[13:51] ---
OH, FIFTH RING ROAD
[13:55] ---
YOU’RE A BIT BIGGER THAN THE FOURTH RING ROAD
[13:59] ---
There's a crowd of people.
[14:01] ---
They all look powerful.
I'd better get out of here.
[14:06] ---
The moon?
[14:27] ---
I-It's over.
[14:30] ---
EPISODE 04
THE LONE WOLF WHO CAME FROM THE NORTH
[14:32] ---
The lone wolf who came from the north.
[14:39] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[14:45] ---
EPISODE 05 - FORTUNE IS FEW, AND TRAGEDY NEVER FAR
[14:50] ---
Mr. Lynn really pisses me off.
[14:52] ---
What am I, his errand boy?
Just buy your soy sauce online!
[14:55] ---
And while you're at it,
find a prospective tenant.
[14:58] ---
As if I'd just run into someone
at this late in the night!
[15:01] ---
- His fur is so fluffy!
- So cute.
[15:04] ---
Where did you come from?
[15:07] ---
Such magnificent fur.
[15:09] ---
And he’s so calm.
[15:10] ---
Whose dog are you?
[15:11] ---
Here, have another!
[15:14] ---
Isn't it dangerous for him
to be off his leash?
[15:16] ---
Well, what do you know? It's a werewolf.
[15:20] ---
Why don't I neuter you while I'm at it?
[15:22] ---
All right, come with me!
And I'll give you a nice, hearty meal!
[15:26] ---
Doesn't this look tasty?
[15:29] ---
Hey, sorry. This is my dog.
[15:32] ---
His leash came undone and he ran off.
I've been looking for him.
[15:35] ---
If you don't want to get neutered,
you'd better come with me.
[15:45] ---
Here's our new housemate, Werewolf!
[15:47] ---
His name is way too long,
so just call him Damao.
[15:50] ---
Hello.
[15:52] ---
A wolf? Your skin looks smooth though.
[15:55] ---
Where's Ni-Ni?
[15:56] ---
He went out.
[15:57] ---
He said he wanted to know
more about the neighborhood.
[16:00] ---
Gotcha. I'll introduce them later.
[16:02] ---
Come on. I'll show you the room.
[16:10] ---
Aren't werewolves his sworn enemy?
[16:14] ---
Here we are. Go on in and take a look.
[16:21] ---
This room is amazing.
[16:23] ---
Yeah, it is, but those pieces of trash
are an eyesore.
[16:26] ---
Pieces of trash?
[16:27] ---
If you want to live here,
do something about them.
[16:29] ---
Hey!
[16:39] ---
Do you even know who I am?
[16:41] ---
You better not underestimate me.
[16:53] ---
I'm done cleaning.
[16:54] ---
Hey, good for you!
[16:56] ---
I was going crazy because these guys
keep making a racket in my room.
[17:00] ---
So glad you didn't freak out.
[17:01] ---
Your room? You lied to me!
[17:03] ---
I never said it was your room.
[17:05] ---
Housemates are supposed
to look out for each other, right?
[17:08] ---
Your room is to the right of the stairs.
[17:11] ---
Come on already.
[17:14] ---
This is your room.
[17:16] ---
Okay, gotta work.
Don't knock on my door at night.
[17:18] ---
Or during the day, either.
[17:18] ---
PRESIDENT’S OFFICE
[17:20] ---
If you have any questions, go to Mr. Lynn.
Later, dude!
[17:22] ---
What about them?
[17:23] ---
From now on, they're yours to take care of!
[17:30] ---
To be honest, this is hard to believe.
[17:33] ---
I found a place to live!
[17:35] ---
This is great!
[17:37] ---
My luck is turning at last!
[17:38] ---
Good evening!
[17:40] ---
You're Damao, right?
[17:42] ---
I'm in the room next door.
My name's Neil Bowman.
[17:44] ---
Call me Ni-Ni, okay?
[17:45] ---
Y-You...
[17:51] ---
You're the Demon King!
[17:56] ---
Hey, are you okay?
[17:57] ---
Ira! Mr. Lynn! Damao just collapsed!
[18:01] ---
I knew it. Luck is not on my side.
[18:05] ---
EPISODE 05 - FORTUNE IS FEW, AND TRAGEDY NEVER FAR
[18:07] ---
Fortune is few, and tragedy is never far.
[18:15] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[18:19] ---
EPISODE 06 - NEIL! LET'S GET A PART-TIME JOB!
[18:30] ---
Ni-Ni, what the heck are you thinking?
[18:34] ---
ALL SAINTS STREET
[18:41] ---
Ni-Ni, you got home pretty late, huh?
[18:44] ---
Yeah, we had a lot of customers today.
[18:49] ---
Where is he working?
[18:50] ---
I'm gonna go brush my teeth!
[18:51] ---
I mean, he’s always all scratched up.
Is he really okay?
[18:57] ---
Wh-What is all this?
[19:00] ---
Ni-Ni! I'll lend you all the money you need!
So don't work there anymore!
[19:05] ---
But why? It's just a part-time job!
[19:08] ---
And I really like this job.
[19:10] ---
Y-You actually like it?
[19:16] ---
What is that man doing?
So suspicious!
[19:18] ---
A pet shop?
[19:25] ---
Are those things inside really pets?
[19:36] ---
You're all so spunky!
[19:38] ---
How can he be having so much fun?
[19:41] ---
Hey, no!
[19:44] ---
That was close. I'm so glad you're safe!
[19:47] ---
You watch yourself, okay?
[19:49] ---
Ni-Ni, you've really grown up, haven't you?
[19:56] ---
Hey! There's a pet that’s getting away!
[20:03] ---
Thanks, Ira!
[20:05] ---
But what are you doing here?
[20:08] ---
I just happened to be passing by,
so I came to see the pets.
[20:11] ---
They sure are cute, huh?
[20:14] ---
Aren't they? They're super-adorable!
[20:18] ---
This one's called Joh-Koh.
[20:18] ---
JOH-KOH
[20:20] ---
If you ride him, you can live a long life.
Wanna try it?
[20:23] ---
Nah, I think I'll pass.
[20:30] ---
Here's another cutie.
[20:31] ---
He’s been scratching his neck for a while.
Is his collar too tight?
[20:35] ---
Let me loosen it for you.
[20:35] ---
Don't touch that collar!
[20:41] ---
Ira!
[20:46] ---
That one's called Hei-Hei.
He sucks away moisture.
[20:47] ---
HEI-HEI
[20:49] ---
He's been known to cause droughts, too.
[20:52] ---
A-Are you being exploited?
[20:56] ---
If I quit, there won't be anyone
to look after them.
[21:01] ---
As long as they're okay,
that's good enough for me!
[21:07] ---
And besides...
[21:12] ---
I just adore animals!
[21:15] ---
The way they feel, the way they're built.
What an awesome place to work!
[21:15] ---
Aww. Now, now, I'll go bald from all the petting.
[21:19] ---
It must be awesome for the manager.
[21:22] ---
I'm gonna work part-time here forever!
[21:24] ---
As long as you’re having fun.
[21:25] ---
EPISODE 06 - NEIL! LET'S GET A PART-TIME JOB!
[21:26] ---
Neil! Let’s get a part-time job!
[21:29] ---
Good job, Ira.
E2 - The Demon King Observation Journal / The Werewolf Observation Journal / Let's Spend Christmas Together! / Lily Fluttered Down From Heaven / My Friend Has a Crush / Happy New Year! Happy
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EPISODE 07
THE DEMON KING OBSERVATION JOURNAL
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Dear Respectful Chief...
[00:44] ---
Ever since I moved into Room 1031
on All Saints Street,
[00:48] ---
I've been observing
the Demon King closely.
[00:52] ---
Life here has been fraught
with constant danger.
[00:54] ---
Damao!
[00:55] ---
Mr. Lynn gave me some chocolate cake.
Let's eat it together!
[00:59] ---
Oh, okay.
[01:02] ---
I'll bring something else next time.
[01:07] ---
Just now, the Demon King
tried to poison me with sweets!
[01:15] ---
FRUIT-PICKING
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This is my treat. Don't be shy!
Pick as much as you want!
[01:21] ---
Yay!
[01:25] ---
What a fine pear.
[01:26] ---
I snagged a huge apple!
[01:28] ---
Where'd you pick that?
[01:30] ---
Aren't these strawberries gigantic?
[01:35] ---
You rooted them out, souls and all?
[01:40] ---
So the Demon King is fond
of strawberry-flavored souls, huh?
[01:50] ---
I can't take it any more.
[01:52] ---
Ira?
[01:52] ---
I've been editing for three days straight,
and I haven't gotten a single drop of blood!
[01:55] ---
I'm gonna starve to death!
[01:57] ---
- Whoa! Hey Ira, try to calm down! Hey!
- Please!
[02:00] ---
- Wait! I'm not human, so you can't suck my blood!
- Let me have a bite!
[02:02] ---
Hey, stop it!
[02:08] ---
FRESH BLOOD STAND
[02:10] ---
A large Type B plasma, please.
Light on the sugar.
[02:14] ---
Hold the ice. And extra tapioca, please.
[02:17] ---
Your product will be dispensed
on the right side.
[02:20] ---
The Demon King's subordinate, the vampire,
prefers Type B blood, light on the sugar.
[02:30] ---
Oh, man! I'm totally outmatched!
[02:32] ---
Well, I am a commentator for the game.
[02:34] ---
Oh hey, I should turn in now.
[02:36] ---
Hey, Ira? How do you sleep?
[02:39] ---
I tend to sleep inside my coffin, usually,
[02:41] ---
but when the weather's hot, I transform
into a bat, and hang from my window.
[02:47] ---
Then, I wonder how Mr. Lynn sleeps?
[02:51] ---
Good point.
[02:52] ---
His wings must totally get in the way
when he sleeps.
[02:55] ---
Maybe he hangs upside down, like you?
[02:58] ---
No way. I bet he sleeps standing up.
[03:13] ---
He’s floating in mid-air?
[03:15] ---
That’s way too cool!
[03:21] ---
What's happening?
Where are we?
[03:23] ---
This is the Demon King's down quilt factory.
[03:28] ---
I see that we have some fresh angels!
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ANGEL FEATHER DUVET
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We're gonna chop off all of your wings,
and turn them into down quilts!
[03:38] ---
Stop!
[03:40] ---
- My eyes!
- We'll never peek again!
[03:41] ---
Keep your hands off my wings,
you cursed Demon King!
[03:45] ---
Demon King, were you
about to devour the angel's wings, too?
[03:49] ---
I'm getting hungry.
[03:51] ---
All he talks about is food.
[03:53] ---
EPISODE 07 - THE DEMON KING OBSERVATION JOURNAL
[03:54] ---
The Demon King Observation Journal.
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PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
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EPISODE 08
THE WEREWOLF OBSERVATION JOURNAL
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Dear Mom and Dad,
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How have you both been?
[04:15] ---
Things are going well for me.
[04:18] ---
My landlord is a slightly strict angel.
[04:20] ---
Put away your snacks
when you're done eating them.
[04:20] ---
My housemate, Ira, is an otaku vampire.
[04:22] ---
Okay. I'll put them away now.
[04:23] ---
And I have another housemate
who's also kind of odd.
[04:26] ---
Hey, did the wifi cut out?
Mr. Lynn!
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He's a werewolf.
[04:30] ---
I don't think he likes me.
[04:33] ---
He's always going out at night.
[04:35] ---
He's really mysterious.
[04:45] ---
And there's one more thing.
[04:50] ---
What's wrong with him?
[04:52] ---
We were watching TV,
and there was a scene of the moon.
[04:54] ---
Mr. Lynn, werewolves get really nervous
on certain days every month.
[04:59] ---
You're the one who brought him here.
You clean up his mess.
[05:02] ---
- If you don't, I'll raise your rent.
- What?
[05:03] ---
Hold up! This has nothing to do with me!
[05:05] ---
One more thing.
[05:07] ---
You should never show him anything round
right before the full moon.
[05:11] ---
Otherwise, disaster will ensue.
[05:17] ---
Shake hands.
[05:21] ---
Next time you transform inside this house,
you'll have to move out.
[05:50] ---
Why are you hiding?
[05:53] ---
Oh, there it is.
[05:57] ---
Hey, it hid again!
[05:59] ---
There it is!
[06:04] ---
Enough already!
[06:11] ---
I probably won’t transform before morning.
[06:13] ---
I'd better head home
before anyone sees me like this.
[06:17] ---
Wait! My bag!
[06:23] ---
What am I gonna do?
[06:26] ---
Pervert!
[06:26] ---
PERVERT
[06:29] ---
On second thought,
I'll head down after the moon appears.
[06:32] ---
Damao? Are you all right?
[06:41] ---
That's pretty deep.
[06:42] ---
I can see some baby moles, too.
[06:45] ---
Guess we'll have to dig them up.
[06:47] ---
You know, dig.
[06:49] ---
Let's not do that.
I can't destroy their home over my clothes.
[06:54] ---
You're a good guy, Damao.
[06:56] ---
You can speak Chinese?
[07:03] ---
Oh, I see.
[07:06] ---
Hey, it's not like I followed you here.
[07:10] ---
The way you rushed out of the house...
I got a little worried.
[07:15] ---
Thanks.
[07:18] ---
Here. Put this on.
[07:19] ---
Wait here, all right?
I'll bring you some pants. I'll be right back!
[07:31] ---
It's taking him a while.
[07:38] ---
It's a pervert!
[07:40] ---
No, you're wrong!
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EPISODE 08 - THE WEREWOLF OBSERVATION JOURNAL
[07:44] ---
The Werewolf Observation Journal.
[07:51] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[07:54] ---
EPISODE 09
LET'S SPEND CHRISTMAS TOGETHER!
[08:01] ---
Tonight is Christmas Eve.
[08:02] ---
Let's work together to decorate the place.
[08:06] ---
- You want to flip my waking hours again?
- Wow, so cute!
[08:10] ---
Listen...
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Should a demon and a vampire
excitedly celebrate Christmas time?
[08:16] ---
Hey, now that you mention it, we still
had to go to Demon School during Christmas.
[08:21] ---
Don't tell me...
[08:23] ---
He's planning to use this holiday
to purge us?
[08:30] ---
M-Mr. Lynn, you summoned us
without even telling us why...
[08:34] ---
What are you planning to do?
[08:36] ---
I want to shoot a video,
and send it to my sibling as a gift.
[08:39] ---
I prepared some costumes
to get everyone in the spirit.
[08:47] ---
Mr. Lynn, how could you?
[08:49] ---
We may be evil,
but even we deserve some respect!
[08:53] ---
No rent for a month.
[08:54] ---
Do you want to shoot it vertically?
Or horizontally?
[08:56] ---
Should I put on some makeup, too?
I gotta pretty myself up!
[09:06] ---
Good work, everyone.
I've got some presents for you.
[09:08] ---
It’s under the tree...
[09:13] ---
Not really an appropriate gift, huh?
[09:17] ---
Hot!
[09:18] ---
BIBLE
[09:20] ---
I knew it!
You're going to purge us all, aren't you?
[09:22] ---
Oh, no! Anything holy is a no-go!
[09:25] ---
Ahem. I was just joking around.
[09:28] ---
Santa Claus will leave your real presents
by your beds.
[09:32] ---
You expect us to believe that?
[09:36] ---
Is this another present?
[09:40] ---
These are adorable!
[09:42] ---
- One, two, three, four...
- Oh, Mr. Lynn, you didn't have to fake it.
[09:45] ---
It's not him.
[09:46] ---
There are four cats,
but there are only three of us.
[09:49] ---
That's yours...
[09:50] ---
DAMAO
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and this is mine.
[09:52] ---
IRA
[09:52] ---
That's Ira's, right?
And this one's for Mr. Lynn.
[09:54] ---
MR. LYNN
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So who gave them to us?
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ABU'S PRESENCE: 1%
[10:03] ---
Cheers!
[10:05] ---
Yum, yum.
[10:08] ---
This is such a blast!
[10:09] ---
All right, time for a party stunt!
[10:10] ---
Yay! Sounds good!
[10:12] ---
Just watch me!
[10:14] ---
Handsome guy!
[10:15] ---
Who are you?
[10:17] ---
Okay, my turn.
[10:19] ---
Not that I'd really call it a stunt...
[10:26] ---
Guess it wasn't that funny?
[10:27] ---
No, no, it was great!
[10:29] ---
You're way too cute!
[10:34] ---
Ugh, the same song over and over.
[10:37] ---
Come on, Mr. Lynn, sing something else!
[10:39] ---
But I'm not singing.
[10:42] ---
It's not me.
[10:47] ---
Wait, so who's been singing all this time?
[10:52] ---
It's a ghost!
[10:55] ---
Surely Abu is enjoying spending Christmas
with the others, too.
[11:00] ---
Right?
[11:01] ---
EPISODE 09 - LET'S SPEND CHRISTMAS TOGETHER!
[11:03] ---
Let's spend Christmas together.
[11:11] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[11:13] ---
EPISODE 10
LILY FLUTTERED DOWN FROM HEAVEN
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Dear Brother,
How have you been?
[11:20] ---
I've been enjoying myself here in Heaven.
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CERTIFICATE
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I scored high on all of my final exams.
[11:26] ---
And I’ve also been doing my best
in gym and art, too, not just my usual classes.
[11:30] ---
I got caught just once
folding some origami during class,
[11:34] ---
and was told to go home and think about
what I'd done.
[11:38] ---
But when I get home...
[11:40] ---
I'm all alone.
[11:43] ---
I wouldn't call that a home.
[11:46] ---
Lily.
[11:47] ---
So that's why I came here, Brother!
Families should stick together! Love!
[11:51] ---
You turn around and go home right now.
[11:57] ---
I'd like you to meet someone.
This is my little sister, Lily.
[11:59] ---
Hi! Nice to meet you!
[12:01] ---
She'll be living here for a while,
until she starts college.
[12:05] ---
Please keep an eye on her,
so she doesn't go gallivanting about.
[12:10] ---
Did she flutter down here from Heaven?
[12:12] ---
I have a feeling the house rules
are gonna tighten up.
[12:15] ---
Is she coming this way?
[12:16] ---
Wow! Are you really a werewolf?
[12:18] ---
I want to see up close when you transform!
[12:21] ---
Mr. Vampire! You're so cool!
[12:22] ---
- Your eye color matches your hat!
- Th-Thanks.
[12:24] ---
You're the first demon I've ever met,
and you're simply adorable!
[12:27] ---
Tell me all about Hell, okay?
[12:30] ---
It's so lively with everyone here!
[12:31] ---
I want to eat hot pot, go to the Great Wall of China,
and listen to some comedy routines!
[12:34] ---
I better make reservations!
[12:35] ---
What are you here for?
[12:41] ---
Is she getting along with everybody?
[12:44] ---
Is she really studying?
[12:47] ---
Lily, what did you—
[12:48] ---
She danced with me!
[12:49] ---
Played video games for hours!
[12:51] ---
We went to see the panda together!
[12:52] ---
Abu's beauty routine is so mystical!
[12:55] ---
Lily, you're blending in so well.
That's a relief to me.
[13:00] ---
What about your homework?
[13:06] ---
Hey, Ni-Ni...
[13:08] ---
Will you tell me what school's like in Hell?
Is it fun?
[13:13] ---
I wouldn't call it fun.
[13:15] ---
You do tons of drills
so you can become a great demon.
[13:19] ---
For example, pushing a granny down.
[13:22] ---
Neil, use all your strength!
[13:24] ---
Go on, harder!
[13:27] ---
This is a drill to push grannies to the ground,
not to massage them!
[13:31] ---
Or ruining gardens...
[13:34] ---
It's finally done!
[13:35] ---
Who told you to trim it to perfection?
[13:38] ---
We also practiced vandalizing walls
with graffiti.
[13:40] ---
Teacher! I painted the whole wall
nice and neat!
[13:43] ---
Neil, please stop painting now.
I'm begging you!
[13:46] ---
Those were the days...
[13:49] ---
But no matter how hard I tried,
I couldn't do anything bad.
[13:54] ---
As a demon, I'm a failure.
[13:57] ---
- You and I are alike.
- What?
[13:59] ---
People say I don't act like an angel,
but I am who I am.
[14:03] ---
Why should I have to be like everyone else?
[14:06] ---
In my eyes, Ni-Ni, you're who you are!
[14:09] ---
A hard worker, gentle,
and such a nice person!
[14:11] ---
Not only that, but you're a cool demon!
[14:17] ---
You're the first person
who's ever said that to me.
[14:23] ---
Lily...
[14:28] ---
EPISODE 10 - LILY FLUTTERED DOWN FROM HEAVEN
[14:31] ---
Lily fluttered down from Heaven.
[14:38] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[14:40] ---
EPISODE 11
MY FRIEND HAS A CRUSH
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I love you, Jack!
[14:45] ---
I love you, too.
[15:06] ---
Ni-Ni, you got a package!
[15:08] ---
Oh, uh, all right!
[15:11] ---
This weighs a ton.
[15:11] ---
YOUR ORDER
WHAT IS LOVE?
[15:12] ---
What is Love?
[15:24] ---
Ni-Ni? Is there something on your mind?
[15:28] ---
O-On my mind? Of course
there's nothing on my mind!
[15:32] ---
You can talk to me anytime.
[15:37] ---
Actually...
[15:38] ---
A friend of mine... has a crush...
[15:43] ---
And he wants to know
what he should do to be popular.
[15:47] ---
Man! Ni-Ni, how cute is that?
[15:50] ---
Ahem! I see.
[15:52] ---
You know what? I was pretty popular
back in England.
[15:54] ---
What? Then how about some pointers?
[15:56] ---
What happened to your “friend,” Ni-Ni?
[15:58] ---
Just leave it to me, kiddo!
[16:00] ---
First, transform into a gentleman!
[16:03] ---
Next...
[16:03] ---
Create a romantic vibe,
[16:05] ---
and set the stage to thrill her
in the most gorgeous way!
[16:07] ---
We can leave anytime, sir!
[16:09] ---
Last but not least, hold her close lovingly,
and then sink your teeth in her neck!
[16:13] ---
Chomp!
[16:15] ---
Just kidding.
[16:17] ---
Oh, no! B-Busted!
[16:19] ---
What? It only hit you now?
[16:23] ---
Lily, I have something important to tell you.
Tonight...
[16:33] ---
I was given some coupons
for a high-end restaurant, so will you...
[16:37] ---
So exasperating! Just hit send!
[16:40] ---
- I sent it before I was done!
- What?
[16:42] ---
Sure! Let's have dinner!
[16:44] ---
Instant reply!
[16:46] ---
You go dancing with her every night, right?
Give Ni-Ni a ride there.
[16:49] ---
Me?
[17:01] ---
I'm gonna be late.
[17:02] ---
Why am I so unlucky today?
[17:05] ---
We ran out of gas
and we ran into construction.
[17:07] ---
And on top of that, a fender bender.
[17:09] ---
Hey! We're here!
[17:11] ---
STEAKHOUSE
[17:15] ---
That person...
[17:19] ---
- Damn it, it's happening again.
- Are you okay?
[17:22] ---
- Don't mind me, just go!
- Damao!
[17:24] ---
Hurry!
[17:39] ---
I could never just leave you and go.
[17:44] ---
Lily!
[17:46] ---
Ni-Ni!
[17:47] ---
Sorry I'm late.
[17:50] ---
Okay, let's go inside.
[17:53] ---
They closed!
[17:54] ---
I-I'm so sorry.
[17:58] ---
So let's go eat at that other place!
[18:03] ---
Okay!
[18:06] ---
Hey, mister! Two bowls of ramen, please!
[18:08] ---
Hey! You got it!
[18:11] ---
You're dressed so nice today!
[18:13] ---
Really? Thanks!
[18:15] ---
EPISODE 11 - MY FRIEND HAS A CRUSH
[18:17] ---
My friend has a crush.
[18:20] ---
Though it's not a secret.
[18:24] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[18:27] ---
EPISODE 12
HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR! EVERYONE, HNY!
[18:33] ---
I didn't get to confess my feelings.
[18:37] ---
And now my relationship with Lily
has become ambiguous!
[18:41] ---
To clear my mind, I'll go somewhere
where there’s tons of people.
[18:49] ---
What?
[18:52] ---
What are you doing here on New Year's Eve?
[18:54] ---
Everybody's already gone home.
[18:58] ---
N-New Year's Eve?
[19:03] ---
It's New Year's Eve!
[19:04] ---
Let's blow up fireworks!
[19:10] ---
He's out of control.
[19:12] ---
So we came out here to the 'burbs
to light some firecrackers?
[19:15] ---
I bought a few fireworks, too.
Let's set them off together!
[19:19] ---
That’s your definition of “few”?
[19:24] ---
Ni-Ni, let me show you something
even cooler!
[19:27] ---
What is it?
[19:32] ---
BANG!
[19:39] ---
Ni-Ni, you really are... Huh?
[19:42] ---
Oh, crap! This is bad!
[19:43] ---
Ni-Ni! You can't set that on fire! Stop!
[19:56] ---
Now that's epic.
[19:56] ---
USE FIREWORKS SAFELY
[20:06] ---
It's really crowded,
[20:07] ---
so don't stray away from the group.
[20:12] ---
Come over here, Ira!
They have your favorites.
[20:20] ---
Dad... Mom... How have you both been?
[20:25] ---
I've been enjoying life.
[20:27] ---
It's winter over here now.
[20:29] ---
I have my coat on, so please don't worry.
[20:35] ---
The people I live with
all have amazing skills.
[20:35] ---
10 POINTS
[20:39] ---
They're like my siblings, and they're teaching me
about the Human World, bit by bit.
[20:46] ---
Everything's so mysterious to me,
and beautiful.
[20:57] ---
I'm so hungry I'm about to die.
[20:58] ---
Sorry! I had trouble finding a shop
that was open.
[20:59] ---
Yay, meatballs! And you’re finally back.
[21:01] ---
- It's all right.
- Hey, we've been waiting for you.
[21:03] ---
- The potstickers are piping hot!
- Come on, join us!
[21:03] ---
We'll be ringing in the new year soon.
[21:06] ---
I wish I could spend
these fun times with you, Mom and Dad.
[21:07] ---
Let’s dig in!
[21:11] ---
I miss you. But don't worry about me.
[21:14] ---
I'm having the time of my life.
[21:16] ---
Love, Neil.
[21:28] ---
EPISODE 12 - HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
EVERYONE, HNY!
[21:29] ---
Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
Everyone, HNY!
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EPISODE 25
FRIENDS OF FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS OF MINE...?
[00:43] ---
Dear Mom and Dad,
How are you both doing?
[00:47] ---
I'm doing pretty well myself.
[00:49] ---
Recently, I met someone I like.
[00:51] ---
Hey, what’s up!
[00:53] ---
She's... the girl I have a crush on.
[00:56] ---
I haven't been able to tell her
how I feel yet,
[00:59] ---
but just being with her all the time,
like now, makes me so happy.
[01:04] ---
Not only that,
[01:05] ---
since the Demon King inside me
has released almost all of his energy,
[01:09] ---
no one should be able
to detect his presence.
[01:12] ---
I'm not a time bomb anymore!
[01:14] ---
How out of touch are you?
[01:16] ---
Who scribbles their true feelings
in a diary?
[01:18] ---
It's not a diary! This is an email, okay?
[01:20] ---
I mean, hey! No peeking!
[01:22] ---
You're supposed to live quietly inside me.
[01:24] ---
We don't get into each other's way.
That's the deal!
[01:28] ---
Keep hemming and hawing like that,
and she'll hate you.
[01:32] ---
W-Watch your back.
[01:34] ---
- What? Hey, is that true?
- Oh, Lily’s back.
[01:37] ---
- Lily. Lily!
- Hey, look sharp now.
[01:44] ---
- You still haven't made up?
- Nope. Unbelievable, right?
[01:45] ---
Lily, welcome back!
[01:48] ---
Oh, hey, how's everyone in our class?
[01:51] ---
Yeah, they're all doing as well as ever.
[01:54] ---
Lily, you don't know how much
I've missed you.
[01:56] ---
School is so dull without you.
[01:59] ---
Then why don't you stay here for a while?
I've got so many interesting friends!
[02:03] ---
I'm sure you'll like them. Wait, huh?
[02:07] ---
Hey! Is that you, Ni-Ni?
[02:11] ---
This is Iwan. He was my best friend
at college in Heaven!
[02:15] ---
Hi, Ni-Ni. Call me Iwan.
[02:18] ---
You're way too bright!
[02:23] ---
Hey, what's that?
[02:25] ---
I've never had it.
[02:26] ---
Then let's give it a try!
[02:28] ---
There's tons of places to see,
but let's grab something yummy first!
[02:28] ---
They look so cute together.
[02:30] ---
I can't even cut in.
[02:31] ---
Okay!
[02:34] ---
Time for me to step up, huh?
[02:36] ---
BAMEN LOCAL EATS
[02:37] ---
Table for three, this way, please!
[02:39] ---
Stinky tofu! Here you go!
[02:41] ---
Eat up. It's my treat.
[02:43] ---
If you humiliate Iwan,
you’ll gain more favor.
[02:49] ---
This is... This taste...
[02:51] ---
It's so delicious!
[02:53] ---
Next! Some douzhi, please!
[02:55] ---
Yum!
[02:56] ---
Next! Pitan!
[02:57] ---
- Yummy!
- Luosifen!
[02:58] ---
- I'd like one to go, please.
- Okay.
[03:00] ---
- Now I'm full. Okay, next!
- One take out, please!
[03:02] ---
Wow!
[03:04] ---
That's impressive!
[03:06] ---
- Come on, let’s go!
- Okay!
[03:13] ---
Hey! Let's go there next!
[03:16] ---
Hey, Lily! Wait!
[03:19] ---
Ni-Ni, are you okay?
[03:20] ---
I'm totally fine. Thanks!
[03:23] ---
Ni-Ni.
[03:24] ---
Huh?
[03:25] ---
Before I got here, I was planning
to take Lily home if she seemed unhappy.
[03:32] ---
But I don't feel that way anymore.
[03:35] ---
Studying abroad was the right call.
[03:37] ---
She has such great friends, like you.
That makes me happy, too.
[03:41] ---
Iwan.
[03:43] ---
Thanks for coming along.
[03:45] ---
This is a token of my gratitude.
[03:49] ---
What a great guy. He really cares
for Lily, and he even gave me a present.
[03:54] ---
Now I feel bad for being mean to him.
[03:57] ---
CALL ME
[04:01] ---
Ni-Ni, come on!
[04:04] ---
Let’s go!
[04:06] ---
I'm going to sleep. See ya!
[04:08] ---
EPISODE 25
FRIENDS OF FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS OF MINE...?
[04:10] ---
Friends of friends are friends of mine?
[04:15] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[04:19] ---
EPISODE 26
HORROR NIGHT ON ALL SAINTS STREET
[04:31] ---
He's already in his room.
He's been waiting for a long time.
[04:35] ---
What?
[04:37] ---
No! Don't go!
[04:39] ---
Hey, shut up! I can't hear the lines!
[04:44] ---
Who's that knocking at this hour?
[04:46] ---
I'll go open it.
[05:01] ---
I'm home!
[05:04] ---
Oh man, is this the wrong room?
[05:07] ---
Xiaolu!
[05:09] ---
Ira!
[05:14] ---
My name's Lewis.
You can call me Xiaolu.
[05:17] ---
Ever since I was a kid,
I've dreamed of becoming an actor!
[05:20] ---
But these are the only types of roles
I get back home.
[05:21] ---
“WAR CHRONICLE 2”
[05:22] ---
“HAND OF GOD”
[05:23] ---
So I decided to take the plunge
and give it a try over here.
[05:25] ---
ACTORS’ GUILD
[05:27] ---
We're looking for one extra.
[05:28] ---
I've been an extra in twelve movies!
[05:31] ---
There's no role that I can't play!
[05:31] ---
CERTIFICATE
[05:33] ---
I-I'm a zombie!
[05:34] ---
Buzz off!
[05:36] ---
Hey, my head!
[05:40] ---
Thank goodness it's intact.
I can't be an actor without a head.
[05:44] ---
Hey, kiddo.
[05:45] ---
Can you remove
other parts of your body, too?
[05:49] ---
I've caught the eye of the Mafia!
[05:51] ---
Y-Yes, I can.
[05:54] ---
I'm not even famous yet.
This really sucks!
[05:58] ---
You're my man!
[06:01] ---
It's an important role,
so I'm counting on you!
[06:05] ---
What, you're not with the Mafia?
[06:07] ---
ACTOR STUDIO PASS
[06:08] ---
Scene 13, Take 1.
[06:11] ---
Fire!
[06:14] ---
It's only you and me now.
[06:16] ---
We can't lose, no matter what!
[06:18] ---
I want you to give me a hand!
[06:19] ---
Sure thing!
[06:20] ---
Let's fight together and make sure...
[06:23] ---
Abby, I knew that's what you'd say.
[06:26] ---
- Come on, let's go!
- Cut!
[06:27] ---
That was great!
Get ready for the next scene!
[06:39] ---
All right Abby, this is our final battle!
[06:42] ---
That's it! Keep going!
[06:48] ---
They've surrounded us. Damn it.
I'll divert them. Run!
[06:53] ---
You idiot! Why did you come back?
[06:56] ---
There's no point unless we're together?
[06:59] ---
That's my buddy!
[07:01] ---
What? Let's go on a trip
when this is all over?
[07:04] ---
That's a promise.
[07:05] ---
Abby! Wake up! Come on, wake up!
[07:09] ---
We were so close.
[07:11] ---
Why? Why is this happening?
[07:19] ---
ARTHUR CINEMA
[07:21] ---
Why is this happening?
[07:21] ---
“ABBY AND ME”
[07:24] ---
Soon after, Abby became a breakout star,
[07:26] ---
and they kept me on the shoot for six months,
so it took a while before I could head home.
[07:30] ---
Oh, man.
[07:31] ---
Thanks for sharing Abby's backstory!
Can we get your autograph?
[07:34] ---
Come on, guys!
[07:36] ---
EPISODE 26
HORROR NIGHT ON ALL SAINTS STREET
[07:38] ---
Horror Night on All Saints Street.
[07:41] ---
It's not scary!
[07:43] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[07:47] ---
EPISODE 27
NO ROOM FOR A HOMELESS KID
[07:51] ---
This is "The Song of Blood and Brains."
[07:53] ---
"Rehearsal with the Vampire Queen."
[07:55] ---
This is "The Last Diary."
[07:57] ---
The climax for this movie
was especially to die for!
[08:01] ---
Hey, this video!
[08:02] ---
It's the scene from Bad Omen
where I have a line!
[08:06] ---
Huh? So where are you?
[08:10] ---
Now that work's finally settled down,
I can move back!
[08:13] ---
About that... Lewis?
[08:16] ---
There are no vacant rooms in 1031.
[08:19] ---
What? What about my old room?
[08:21] ---
Neil's staying there.
[08:23] ---
Oh, there's a room next door, right?
[08:25] ---
Damao's staying there.
[08:30] ---
I see, I see. But I'll be just fine.
[08:33] ---
What do you mean, just fine?
[08:36] ---
Uh, Mr. Lynn, can't he sleep on the sofa
like last night?
[08:39] ---
No, he can't. One night is fine,
but I can't have him crash indefinitely.
[08:43] ---
Then how about the fridge?
If he's in pieces?
[08:46] ---
No, the fridge is for food only.
[08:50] ---
Why don't we hang him up outside?
That'll get rid of the dampness.
[08:52] ---
Would you really call that living here?
[08:54] ---
How about this?
[08:55] ---
MR. LYNN
[08:56] ---
Yeah, that could work.
[08:56] ---
WHAT ABOUT MY ROOM?
[08:57] ---
No, I don’t think it will.
[08:58] ---
I thought so.
[08:59] ---
Are you sure?
[09:00] ---
YES
[09:05] ---
Abu, let's not do this after all.
[09:07] ---
It's gonna be so cramped,
and I’ll feel terrible.
[09:09] ---
MY ROOM’S SPACIOUS, SO IT’LL BE OKAY
[09:12] ---
Come to think of it,
I've never seen Abu's room.
[09:15] ---
- Oh, yeah? Then let's go check it out.
- Yeah.
[09:18] ---
I’M GONNA OPEN IT
[09:32] ---
Hey, you! Are you kidding me?
[09:34] ---
I was at tenpai, you know!
Do you know who I am? How dare you...
[09:36] ---
OOPS, WRONG ONE
[09:37] ---
You've been keeping pets?
[09:39] ---
That's your concern?
[09:40] ---
PLEASE, COME IN
[09:43] ---
NOPE
[09:45] ---
THAT’S WEIRD
[09:49] ---
What was that last one?
[09:54] ---
THIS SHOULD BE IT
[09:58] ---
What a cool room!
[09:59] ---
YOU CAN PUT THE COFFIN THERE
[10:02] ---
ALSO...
[10:04] ---
HERE’S THE ROOM KEY
[10:06] ---
Abu!
[10:07] ---
XIAOLU
[10:09] ---
How can I ever thank you?
[10:11] ---
But you know what, never mind.
[10:14] ---
If we lived here together,
it would be such a hassle, right?
[10:16] ---
IT’LL BE FINE
[10:17] ---
No, no.
[10:18] ---
I'd feel bad about imposing,
so it's really okay.
[10:21] ---
I UNDERSTAND
[10:22] ---
Come on, talk me into it!
[10:24] ---
Then just take the key from the start!
[10:27] ---
WELCOME BACK XIAOLU
[10:48] ---
What the heck is all this?
[10:54] ---
- What's going on?
- It's a break-in!
[10:55] ---
Yeah, it’s a break-in!
[10:57] ---
No, it's you!
[10:59] ---
Xiaolu's in the right.
[11:02] ---
EPISODE 27
NO ROOM FOR A HOMELESS KID
[11:04] ---
No room for a homeless kid.
[11:09] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[11:13] ---
EPISODE 28
NO ONE ESCAPES AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE
[11:19] ---
MOVIE NIGHT
[11:20] ---
Mr. Lynn!
[11:22] ---
Mr. Lynn! The movie's about to start!
[11:24] ---
Mr. Lynn's gone out.
[11:26] ---
He was dressed pretty smart.
Wonder where he went?
[11:29] ---
He went to meet a prospective wife.
[11:30] ---
- Oh, an arranged marriage, huh?
- So that’s where he went.
[11:33] ---
I see.
[11:34] ---
Arranged marriage?
[11:35] ---
Yeah. The owner of 1031 set it up,
so he couldn't say no.
[11:40] ---
Mr. Lynn's such a stiff,
I feel sorry for the girl he's meeting with.
[11:46] ---
You're not at all surprised, are you?
[11:47] ---
Why should I be? It's just an arranged marriage.
I have zero interest.
[11:51] ---
All right, Lily, let's go eat at the restaurant where
Lynn's arranged marriage is taking place. Let's go.
[11:55] ---
Yeah!
[11:55] ---
He's got a huge interest.
[11:59] ---
DELICIOUS RESTAURANT
[12:01] ---
We all ended up coming, huh?
[12:04] ---
Table for four, please!
[12:07] ---
There he is!
[12:09] ---
You have a sense of humor, Mr. Lynn!
[12:12] ---
Oh, please. You do, too!
[12:12] ---
Did she just say my brother
has a sense of humor?
[12:13] ---
No, really!
[12:14] ---
Who is she?
[12:14] ---
When I first heard about this
arranged marriage, I was nervous, but...
[12:16] ---
It's Kyugetsu!
[12:18] ---
You know her?
[12:18] ---
Now that I've met you, I can see
that you're witty and a gentleman.
[12:20] ---
I've met her before.
[12:22] ---
Who knew I'd run into her here.
[12:22] ---
I feel a little bit more at ease, now.
[12:24] ---
It really is a small world, huh?
[12:25] ---
I'm a 200-year-old phantom fox
and I've never fallen in love before.
[12:30] ---
But I'm fully prepared to live my life
on my own.
[12:33] ---
That would never happen.
[12:34] ---
I know we've only just met,
but I really enjoy being with you.
[12:38] ---
I'm sure that you have many suitors.
[12:42] ---
When you say it like that,
it's kind of embarrassing.
[12:49] ---
Hey, this looks promising!
[12:50] ---
What will it be for you?
[12:52] ---
Do you have any recommen—
[12:54] ---
Oh! What an interesting waiter!
[12:57] ---
When did that happen?
[13:01] ---
This looks delicious!
[13:03] ---
Cheese!
[13:05] ---
How cool is that Abby?
[13:07] ---
The durian ice cream there is good.
[13:09] ---
Yay!
[13:09] ---
Are you going to hover over them forever?
[13:16] ---
By the way, what kind of work do you do?
[13:19] ---
I'm pursuing my master's,
and teaching English and Chinese on the side.
[13:24] ---
Wow, that's impressive! I envy you
for having foreign language skills.
[13:28] ---
- Because I'm simply awful.
- Uh-oh! Not good!
[13:31] ---
What did you say?
[13:32] ---
That's not the student's fault.
It's the instructor's!
[13:34] ---
I'd like you to take this test
whenever you have a free moment.
[13:36] ---
I'll create a curriculum
appropriate for your level,
[13:38] ---
which will improve your listening
and writing skills by leaps and bounds.
[13:41] ---
And if you come to my classes,
you'll be all set!
[13:42] ---
My friends get a ten percent discount,
so I urge you to consider this!
[13:47] ---
Game over!
[13:56] ---
It looked like things were going great.
[13:58] ---
So why did you push your class on her?
[14:01] ---
Kyugetsu definitely has the basics.
Wait, how do you know about that?
[14:06] ---
Hey, I'm keeping my fans waiting!
Gotta start the gift lottery! See ya!
[14:12] ---
Ow, ow, ow.
[14:14] ---
Does your neck hurt?
[14:15] ---
Yeah, yesterday, that pig...
[14:19] ---
I slept like a pig,
and strained my neck.
[14:31] ---
KYUGETSU
[14:32] ---
That guy...
[14:33] ---
EPISODE 28
NO ONE ESCAPES AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE
[14:34] ---
No one escapes an arranged marriage.
[14:40] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[14:45] ---
EPISODE 29
KITTEN ON THE STREET,
DON'T RUN AROUND ON YOUR OWN
[14:52] ---
For pete's sake, what are you barking at?
Come on, we're going!
[14:59] ---
What's this?
[15:01] ---
Hey, Ira! Quick, come here!
[15:04] ---
I found a cat downstairs!
It has two tails!
[15:07] ---
Pretty rare, huh?
[15:08] ---
Wait, could that be...
[15:09] ---
I want to keep her.
Do you think Mr. Lynn will let me?
[15:12] ---
It stinks of liquor!
[15:15] ---
Listen, nekomata are not cats.
[15:18] ---
That’s our neighbor across the hall.
[15:20] ---
Put her back where you found her
while she's still sleeping.
[15:22] ---
You mean on the side of the road?
[15:24] ---
She won't get lost, will she?
[15:26] ---
And she's been asleep this whole time.
[15:28] ---
Maybe she passed out?
[15:30] ---
Who are you?
[15:38] ---
Why's she so violent?
[15:41] ---
Oh, didn't she just talk?
[15:43] ---
Nekomata are monsters
from the land of sakura trees.
[15:46] ---
Of course they can talk.
[15:51] ---
- Hey!
- Don't just go off on your own!
[15:53] ---
Hey, that's an '82 Lafite!
[15:55] ---
Hey, that's Damao's vodka!
[15:56] ---
Come on! That's Mr. Lynn's red wine!
[16:02] ---
Sh-She's hammered?
[16:03] ---
Oh no, she drank too much!
We need to get her to the hospital.
[16:14] ---
She turned into a human!
[16:15] ---
Didn't you hear me say
she was our neighbor?
[16:18] ---
H-Hello!
[16:20] ---
- What do you think you're doing?
- Why am I the one always getting smacked?
[16:30] ---
She's sleeping in my bed.
What should we do?
[16:33] ---
Let's leave her alone.
We can't have her sleep on the floor.
[16:36] ---
As long as Lily doesn't find out,
we're good.
[16:38] ---
Put away your smartphone!
[16:39] ---
What are you doing?
[16:41] ---
Nick! What are you doing here?
[16:47] ---
Look how you've grown!
[16:48] ---
I don't even know her, all right?
[16:51] ---
You poor little kitten.
[16:54] ---
If Neil's just going to ignore you,
[16:56] ---
then I'd be glad
to keep you company tonight in his place.
[17:06] ---
I'm really, really sorry!
Please forgive me!
[17:09] ---
I'm truly sorry for causing you all
so much trouble yesterday!
[17:14] ---
I'm going to compensate you
for all the alcohol that I drank yesterday!
[17:16] ---
- My sincerest apologies!
- Hey, it's all right. Please get up.
[17:19] ---
When Damao gets plastered,
he's even scarier than you!
[17:22] ---
But you really shouldn't drink too much.
It's like poison for your body.
[17:25] ---
Right, right.
[17:28] ---
Okay, let me introduce myself to you again.
[17:30] ---
I'm Momo, from Apartment 1032.
I'm a war reporter.
[17:33] ---
This is Japanese sake from my homeland.
[17:36] ---
Please accept it as my apology for last night!
[17:39] ---
Oh, wow, thank you.
[17:42] ---
Please...
[17:44] ---
Accept it!
[17:47] ---
I'll bring you some better sake another time!
[17:50] ---
Uh, no, that won't be necessary.
Please enjoy that at home.
[17:54] ---
EPISODE 29
KITTEN ON THE STREET,
DON'T RUN AROUND ON YOUR OWN
[17:56] ---
Kitten on the street,
don't run around on your own.
[18:01] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[18:06] ---
EPISODE 30
THE ANGEL IS WATCHING YOU
[18:15] ---
What a headache. Another bender?
[18:19] ---
I'm wearing clothes,
and I woke up in my house.
[18:23] ---
Meaning nothing happened yesterday, right?
[18:25] ---
Not that I remember anything. Huh?
[18:30] ---
What happened?
Were you guys burglarized?
[18:34] ---
Hello!
[18:37] ---
- It's the neighbor from across the hall!
- She’s here again!
[18:40] ---
Hey, hold on.
[18:42] ---
You stay away!
[18:43] ---
One step closer,
and I'll show you no mercy!
[18:45] ---
Huh? But why?
[18:46] ---
Shut up!
[18:47] ---
Now get out of here!
[18:48] ---
I'll email you the bill for all these damages.
[18:51] ---
You're hereby barred
from this home until you quit drinking!
[18:56] ---
I destroyed all that?
[19:02] ---
All right, so Lily will be living with you
for the time being,
[19:05] ---
to make sure you stay sober.
[19:06] ---
Momo, I'll be your new roommate!
[19:09] ---
Oh wow, thanks so much.
[19:14] ---
Lily should be asleep at this hour, right?
Now's my chance!
[19:17] ---
Oh, Lily, you're still so naïve.
[19:19] ---
You mustn't drink.
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:24] ---
You mustn't drink.
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:28] ---
You mustn't drink.
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:31] ---
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:33] ---
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:34] ---
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:36] ---
How the heck are you able to find me?
[19:40] ---
Lily! Momo!
[19:42] ---
I brought you some snacks!
[19:44] ---
Is Momo all right?
[19:46] ---
She hasn't had any alcohol in two days!
[19:49] ---
I'll leave her this juice
and some snacks here.
[19:52] ---
Who's this?
[19:54] ---
She seems so familiar.
[19:56] ---
It's a photo from when I was an idol years ago.
[19:58] ---
Idol?
[20:00] ---
Hello! We're the Mofu-Mofu Dumplings!
[20:06] ---
So why did you quit?
[20:08] ---
Idols have to deal
with unbelievable pressure.
[20:10] ---
But I guess I just wasn't cut out to be one.
[20:13] ---
Not to mention, there was a scandal.
[20:16] ---
DESTRUCTION OF CHARACTER,
DEAD DRUNK ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
[20:18] ---
I can't believe they knew this was you!
[20:21] ---
I wanted a change of scenery,
and a clean slate, so I came here.
[20:25] ---
Starting over from scratch
takes some courage.
[20:27] ---
Hang in there!
I know you can give up drinking!
[20:30] ---
Yeah. Thanks!
[20:32] ---
Meow, meow, meow, meow!
[20:36] ---
Everyone! A toast!
[20:38] ---
We're gonna polish off all the liquor in this box!
[20:41] ---
I won't let you sleep until you're drunk!
[20:46] ---
Where's Lily? Why isn't she watching her?
[20:48] ---
- Lily, drink up!
- Lily?
[20:50] ---
Everyone! Cheers!
[20:54] ---
How did it come to this?
[20:56] ---
That's the juice I bought.
[20:57] ---
ALCOHOL
[20:58] ---
Wait, it's alcohol?
[21:00] ---
We drank it, you know.
[21:03] ---
Now it's your turn!
[21:10] ---
Thanks to the efforts of Mr. Lynn
and the residents of Room 1031,
[21:15] ---
Momo successfully kicked her drinking problem
one year later.
[21:20] ---
But none of them
ever dared to mention out loud
[21:24] ---
the constant hell they had to endure
until that day came to pass.
[21:28] ---
EPISODE 30
THE ANGEL IS WATCHING YOU
[21:28] ---
The angel is watching you.
[21:31] ---
All things should be enjoyed in moderation.
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EPISODE 31
WORK, WOLF, WORK AS HARD AS YOU CAN!
[00:04] ---
It’s five a.m. in the morning.
[00:06] ---
Neil is still deep within
his sweet, blissful dreams...
[00:10] ---
Ira has finished today's livestream.
[00:14] ---
And Lynn is busy making breakfast for Abu,
who's just woken up.
[00:19] ---
Nick!
[00:20] ---
As usual, Lewis is hard at work
during morning practice.
[00:20] ---
Zombie slither slither, three slither slither,
combine them and four slither slither.
[00:25] ---
As for Damao, dancing with the break of day
is part of his morning routine,
[00:32] ---
but he's still working.
[00:34] ---
PROPOSAL FOR POSTER
[00:39] ---
I don't have any particular requests,
so just make it look good, okay?
[00:40] ---
ONE WEEK AGO
[00:43] ---
FOUR DAYS AGO
[00:44] ---
It's just a bit off,
so please tweak it bit.
[00:46] ---
TWO DAYS AGO
[00:48] ---
It's just kind of meh, you know?
[00:50] ---
NOW
[00:50] ---
I'm thinking maybe
we should go with the first one?
[00:54] ---
Damao! Please calm down!
[01:00] ---
Come on, come on.
Please let it be approved!
[01:05] ---
I think it’s good.
[01:07] ---
Yay! It's finally over!
[01:08] ---
I'm gonna take a shower, have breakfast...
[01:10] ---
Hold on. I'm going to have my boss
look it over.
[01:13] ---
INVITING THE BOSS
[01:18] ---
Yes? Hello?
[01:19] ---
Yes, this is a good time. Please go ahead.
[01:21] ---
Right, just one spot?
I'll fix it right away.
[01:24] ---
SEND
[01:30] ---
This isn’t what we ordered at all.
[01:32] ---
No point in doing this over the phone.
Come in today.
[01:39] ---
Right, you're here? About this design...
[01:42] ---
Huh? Th-The way I see it...
[01:45] ---
What is it?
[01:46] ---
Th-This design is extremely well done!
W-We'll go with this!
[01:51] ---
Is that right?
[01:53] ---
It sure is more efficient
to do this face-to-face, huh?
[01:56] ---
Y-Yes, it sure is, isn't it?
[02:01] ---
It’s 5 p.m. in the evening.
[02:03] ---
See you tomorrow!
[02:03] ---
Neil, done with his shift, heads home.
[02:06] ---
Ira is awake, and doing his skincare routine.
[02:08] ---
Hey, Damao,
can you make a logo for my program?
[02:11] ---
Abu and his pet Lao Fu...
[02:12] ---
Damao.
[02:13] ---
I'd like you to help me
create some materials for class.
[02:14] ---
Lynn is busy making dinner.
[02:17] ---
Lewis has arrived home after his shoot.
[02:18] ---
Can you make something for me, too?
[02:20] ---
As for Damao, dancing as the sun sets...
[02:26] ---
was part of his routine, but...
[02:30] ---
Damao! Hey, could you... Huh?
[02:33] ---
RATE CHART
PROFILES - 100 YUAN/HOUR
LOGOS - 300 YUAN/HOUR
POSTERS - 400 YUAN/HOUR
OTHER - 200 YUAN/HOUR
[02:34] ---
U-Um, never mind, I’m good.
[02:48] ---
Hello?
[02:48] ---
Hey, uh, Damao?
[02:50] ---
Oh, hi!
Is this about the outstanding balance?
[02:52] ---
The company went belly-up today.
[02:56] ---
So, sorry about this,
but could you return your advance?
[03:01] ---
Uh, hello? Damao?
[03:03] ---
Damao? Are you there?
[03:05] ---
Hello?
[03:09] ---
Here.
[03:25] ---
This is good.
[03:26] ---
Right?
[03:29] ---
EPISODE 31
WORK, WOLF, WORK AS HARD AS YOU CAN!
[03:32] ---
Work, wolf, work as hard as you can!
[03:35] ---
You sure are a hard worker!
[03:36] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[03:41] ---
EPISODE 32
HOW MUCH MORE CHARM DO YOU HAVE LEFT TO HIDE?
[03:53] ---
Hey, why didn't Ira come?
[03:55] ---
Because he'll get a sunburn outside.
[03:58] ---
Next, please.
[04:01] ---
Getting paired up with Lily...
I'll be sitting in front, and...
[04:04] ---
Hang on tight, okay?
[04:05] ---
Ni-Ni!
[04:06] ---
Or maybe behind?
[04:07] ---
I'm here for you.
You have nothing to worry about.
[04:09] ---
Ni-Ni!
[04:11] ---
I can't choose!
[04:12] ---
Hey, Ni-Ni!
[04:13] ---
It's our turn next!
[04:16] ---
Let's go!
[04:20] ---
Next, please!
[04:21] ---
- Right!
- Let’s go!
[04:32] ---
That was awesome!
Let's go again, Xiaolu!
[04:37] ---
Xiaolu?
[04:38] ---
This is terrible! He's in pieces!
[04:41] ---
Xiaolu!
[04:50] ---
Mr. Lynn?
[04:52] ---
Would you mind playing in another pool?
[04:55] ---
What's wrong?
[04:56] ---
Because you two are turning
the pool water into holy water.
[04:59] ---
Then where should we go?
[05:02] ---
I know! Follow me!
[05:08] ---
There!
[05:19] ---
You don't know how to swim, Ni-Ni?
[05:21] ---
Lily!
[05:22] ---
Uh, no. I can't,
no matter how much I practice.
[05:26] ---
Then I'll teach you!
[05:27] ---
Really? I'll give it my all, then!
[05:29] ---
Oh, but...
[05:31] ---
If I go into the pool with you,
I'll turn into a sheep.
[05:35] ---
Don't worry. Just leave it to me!
[05:39] ---
Just do as I say, okay?
[05:40] ---
I don’t get it at all!
[05:42] ---
Come on, paddle your arms!
Okay, one, two!
[05:46] ---
- Hey, that's Neil!
- One, two, one, two!
[05:47] ---
WORKING PART-TIME
[05:48] ---
Hang on!
Your big brother's gonna rescue you!
[05:50] ---
Don't come near me!
[05:52] ---
- Neil, stop swimming away!
- I said stay away!
[05:54] ---
- I said I'm gonna rescue you!
- Go away!
[05:56] ---
Wow, you learned how to swim so quickly!
[06:07] ---
Sir, this is a couples' event.
[06:10] ---
If you're here alone...
[06:11] ---
No! Those two aren't a—
[06:12] ---
Really, Lynn. Deserting me like that.
[06:16] ---
We're together. May we go in?
[06:19] ---
Uh, yes. Please do.
[06:22] ---
I appreciate this,
but lying is going—
[06:24] ---
Don't be shy!
[06:26] ---
It's me! Are you surprised?
[06:29] ---
Transforming was an elective
in high school.
[06:31] ---
Neil can't become as gorgeous as me, though.
[06:34] ---
Wait, are you actually embarrassed?
[06:37] ---
There’s no way I’d be embarrassed
from a silly ploy like this.
[06:40] ---
What do you mean? It's all real. See?
[06:44] ---
You're beyond vulgar!
[06:45] ---
Why are you beating me up?
[06:52] ---
Hey!
[06:53] ---
Abu!
[06:54] ---
We’re gonna head home now!
[06:56] ---
Wonder how long he's been soaking?
He might get shriveled up.
[07:01] ---
I bet Abu loves taking baths.
[07:03] ---
Maybe there's some
kind of ancient Egyptian spell.
[07:07] ---
There really is a spell!
[07:09] ---
EPISODE 32
HOW MUCH MORE CHARM DO YOU HAVE LEFT TO HIDE?
[07:10] ---
How much more charm
do you have left to hide?
[07:15] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[07:22] ---
EPISODE 33
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I WISH YOU HAPPINESS
[07:26] ---
Ira didn't wash the dishes,
so that's minus 10 points.
[07:29] ---
Damao hid his fur, so minus 3 points.
[07:35] ---
Brother! Happy Birthday!
[07:37] ---
I'm the first to say it this year, too!
[07:40] ---
It's that day of the year again.
[07:43] ---
Happy Birthday!
[07:45] ---
I have a party planned for you!
[07:46] ---
This is the schedule for today!
[07:49] ---
At least, part of it!
[07:56] ---
Thanks, Lily. I'm thrilled to hear it.
[07:58] ---
You don't have to throw me a party.
[07:59] ---
Not even a simple one?
[08:01] ---
No party.
[08:14] ---
Looks like Lily didn’t set-up anything.
[08:17] ---
What a huge relief.
[08:19] ---
I'm home!
[08:21] ---
Ira!
[08:22] ---
Hey, nice going! You can do it!
[08:23] ---
Has everyone forgotten
that it's my birthday?
[08:27] ---
When you get there, you fire like this.
[08:29] ---
Do you know what today is?
[08:33] ---
I never thought you'd ask!
[08:37] ---
Today's Teacher's Day,
but I don't have a gift for you.
[08:39] ---
Since you're not my teacher!
[08:42] ---
They've really all forgotten!
[08:47] ---
Sorry!
[08:49] ---
I want to throw you
a birthday party after all!
[08:51] ---
It's your birthday, Mr. Lynn?
[08:54] ---
Guess I can't stop you.
[08:56] ---
Do whatever you want!
[08:58] ---
Don't worry!
This year's party will be totally simple!
[09:01] ---
Come on!
[09:08] ---
I love it! It's really simple this year!
[09:09] ---
How lavish are her usual parties?
[09:14] ---
And I wrote you a song!
I've sent it to your smartphone.
[09:18] ---
Happy Birthday!
[09:19] ---
Thanks. I'm going to make it my ringtone.
[09:22] ---
Hey, I made it in time.
Lynn! Happy Birthday!
[09:25] ---
I brought this gift back
from a foreign country.
[09:27] ---
It's a newly designed vacuum cleaner.
[09:28] ---
What should we do?
I don’t have anything to give him.
[09:29] ---
Thanks.
[09:30] ---
Let's just give him whatever.
[09:31] ---
Oh, it’s no trouble.
[09:32] ---
Happy Birthday!
Here's a calendar for this year!
[09:35] ---
The year is already two-thirds over.
[09:36] ---
Yeah, I've ripped out
all the dates till today.
[09:39] ---
Happy Birthday!
Here's a dog's feeding bowl for you!
[09:42] ---
That's your own bowl.
[09:43] ---
Mr. Lynn! Here's some mud from Hell.
[09:45] ---
Use it yourself.
[09:47] ---
Out of my way! Mr. Lynn!
I'm giving you clothes!
[09:50] ---
Happy Birthday!
[09:51] ---
What's this? Cut it out!
[09:53] ---
Hey, don't be like that!
I'll even do your makeup for free!
[09:55] ---
No, thank you!
[10:00] ---
You all forgot
it was my birthday, didn't you?
[10:02] ---
Uh, yeah.
[10:05] ---
It's okay
if you don't have any presents for me.
[10:07] ---
I'll be happy if you can just
keep the commotion down around here.
[10:10] ---
We apologize for the inconvenience
we've caused.
[10:12] ---
From now on, you'll never...
[10:13] ---
Don't say things you can’t do.
[10:15] ---
Then what about us?
[10:21] ---
As a special favor, I'll allow it today.
[10:27] ---
Hey!
[10:36] ---
Everyone's having a good time but me.
[10:40] ---
No way am I celebrating
my birthday next year!
[10:44] ---
EPISODE 33
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I WISH YOU HAPPINESS
[10:45] ---
Happy Birthday!
I wish you happiness.
[10:50] ---
Congratulations, Lynn.
[10:52] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[10:57] ---
EPISODE 34
BATTLE OF THE TENNIS COURT
[11:04] ---
I can't take it anymore!
[11:06] ---
You run the vacuum cleaner
when I'm watching TV.
[11:08] ---
You air out the sofa
when I'm sleeping on it.
[11:09] ---
You never give me food when I'm hungry,
and you never call me to dinner!
[11:12] ---
Your head’s not screwed on right!
[11:14] ---
My head is screwed on perfectly.
[11:16] ---
You're the one who has a problem.
[11:19] ---
Why are you always watching TV at my place,
sleeping on my sofa, and eating for free?
[11:23] ---
Your shameless freeloading nature
is a disease that nobody can cure!
[11:27] ---
Who are you calling shameless?
[11:29] ---
You didn't hear me? I'm talking about you!
[11:35] ---
They're fighting again.
[11:36] ---
It's like we're watching a comedy routine.
[11:38] ---
More like a boring TV drama.
[11:40] ---
Those two are always
at each other's throats, huh?
[11:42] ---
We can do whatever we want
while they're fighting, so it's good for us!
[11:47] ---
They're gonna wreck the house
if we don't stop them.
[11:49] ---
Mr. Lynn! Nick! Please stop fighting!
[11:52] ---
Neil! Don't stop me!
[11:54] ---
Today's the day
that I'm gonna teach this guy a lesson!
[11:56] ---
Teach me what? And that's my line!
[11:58] ---
- Here we go!
- Hey!
[12:01] ---
It's too early to be making such a racket!
I can't sleep!
[12:04] ---
If you're gonna fight, let me join you!
[12:10] ---
COURT NO. 1
[12:11] ---
Try letting out all your pent-up resentment
by playing tennis.
[12:16] ---
If we pair them off,
they might make a good team.
[12:19] ---
Yeah.
[12:20] ---
Let's pair off by drawing lots. Go ahead!
[12:23] ---
That means Ni-Ni and I are a team.
[12:25] ---
Good luck, you two!
[12:26] ---
Lily, you're so smart.
[12:29] ---
We're a mixed doubles team.
What should we do?
[12:31] ---
Don't worry.
[12:33] ---
It's all good now, right?
[12:35] ---
Take this seriously, all right?
[12:36] ---
I hate losing, even more
than having to team up with you.
[12:39] ---
Same here.
[12:41] ---
Okay, then let's play!
[12:44] ---
- Got it?
- Yeah.
[12:47] ---
Fifteen-love.
[12:49] ---
You were supposed to make that return shot!
[12:51] ---
Huh? But you were closer to the ball!
[12:54] ---
One more time, okay?
[12:57] ---
- I got it.
- Okay.
[12:59] ---
You're just clueless, aren't you?
[13:01] ---
Your eyes are so mean,
I can't tell what you want!
[13:04] ---
You have a knockout like me
by your side, so deal with it!
[13:07] ---
You're no gentleman!
[13:09] ---
Equality is respect towards women!
[13:11] ---
And in the first place, you're a man!
[13:15] ---
You think they can learn
to be a good team?
[13:25] ---
I'm going to settle the score now.
[13:27] ---
Bring it on.
[13:29] ---
Come on, show me what you got!
[13:33] ---
Interesting. Come on!
[13:39] ---
You and your useless tricks!
[13:42] ---
I can't see a thing!
[13:44] ---
Just kidding. Summoning ghosts!
[13:47] ---
Unleash the demon hounds!
[13:52] ---
O holy wings...
[13:54] ---
Vanquish these filthy souls!
[13:57] ---
You're wide open!
[13:58] ---
Take that!
[14:12] ---
Eat this!
[14:17] ---
I think those two are a good team now.
[14:21] ---
Yeah.
[14:24] ---
EPISODE 34
BATTLE OF THE TENNIS COURT
[14:25] ---
Battle of the tennis court.
[14:28] ---
Both of you, please take care.
[14:30] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[14:36] ---
EPISODE 35
THE CURTAIN RISES AND THE SPOTLIGHT SHINES
[14:40] ---
Once upon a time, long, long ago...
[14:42] ---
A handsome prince lived in a kingdom.
[14:46] ---
In a few days,
he would select his bride-to-be at the ball.
[14:52] ---
I don't want to marry someone
I don't love.
[14:55] ---
One night, at Swan Lake...
[14:59] ---
The prince saw a swan transform
into a beautiful young woman.
[15:07] ---
The Demon King has turned me into a swan.
I can only regain my human form at night.
[15:11] ---
Only true love can break this spell.
[15:15] ---
I promise to save you. Leave it to me.
[15:18] ---
Tomorrow, come to the party at the palace.
[15:20] ---
The Demon King had heard everything.
[15:23] ---
With his daughter disguised as the princess,
they both appeared at the ball.
[15:34] ---
I pledge my love to you.
I want you to be my wife.
[15:39] ---
- Sure!
- No!
[15:41] ---
The prince rushed off
to find his beloved princess.
[15:46] ---
Now I can never go back
to being human again.
[15:49] ---
Wait.
[15:50] ---
I’m going to turn you back!
[16:03] ---
True love breaks the evil spell.
[16:06] ---
And the prince and princess
lived happily ever after.
[16:10] ---
That's the story, more or less.
[16:12] ---
That was so moving!
[16:13] ---
Swan Lake, huh?
[16:15] ---
Sounds good!
[16:17] ---
She's rehearsing with me,
so it’s going to be great!
[16:19] ---
I'm playing the princess!
I hope everyone can come!
[16:22] ---
- I'll be there for sure!
- She said all of us.
[16:24] ---
You know what? Iwan's playing the prince.
[16:26] ---
So I think you'll all enjoy it!
[16:28] ---
Oh, he is, is he?
[16:33] ---
No way! I can't let that happen!
[16:35] ---
- Hey! Neil! What are you talking about?
- No, no, no!
[16:37] ---
PROMOTIONAL PHOTO
[16:40] ---
HEAVEN AND HUMAN WORLD COLLEGE EXCHANGE
[16:46] ---
Bad news!
[16:47] ---
George is stuck in a traffic jam,
and he says it's going to be a while.
[16:50] ---
No way.
[16:52] ---
And George has such an important role.
[16:54] ---
The curtain's about to go up.
[16:56] ---
What are we going to do?
[16:58] ---
Ni-Ni! Please, could you?
[17:01] ---
But I can't act or do ballet.
[17:04] ---
You'll be fine!
It's easy, and you're cute,
[17:07] ---
so I know the audience will love you!
All you have to do is come with me!
[17:13] ---
I've changed into my costume.
[17:15] ---
Um, what do you think?
[17:17] ---
You look so cool!
[17:18] ---
What the heck? You're playing a tree?
[17:30] ---
This is the first time
I've ever seen Lily dance up close.
[17:33] ---
If only this play could go on forever.
[17:36] ---
Then I could stay
by Lily's side for all eternity.
[17:40] ---
Geez, how pathetic are you, huh?
[17:43] ---
If you don't get your act together,
you'll end up losing her to someone else!
[17:48] ---
Nothing I can do about that.
[17:49] ---
This is how our relationship's
always going to be.
[17:53] ---
I'm the insignificant leaf behind Lily.
[17:56] ---
While Lily sparkles and dazzles
like the sun.
[18:00] ---
So dazzling.
[18:04] ---
Holy light? Hurry, turn into a goat!
[18:06] ---
I can't!
[18:08] ---
If I transform now, it will ruin the show!
[18:12] ---
I can't, no matter what!
[18:22] ---
EPISODE 35
THE CURTAIN RISES AND THE SPOTLIGHT SHINES
[18:23] ---
The curtain rises and the spotlight shines.
[18:28] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[18:34] ---
EPISODE 36
MAKE YOU FEEL MY LOVE
[18:38] ---
Ni-Ni! Ni-Ni!
[18:41] ---
Ni-Ni!
[18:42] ---
Are you all right?
[18:43] ---
How did this happen?
[18:45] ---
I-I'm all right.
[18:47] ---
It's the scene with the Black Swan
and the Demon King. Get ready!
[18:49] ---
But...
[18:50] ---
George is also playing the Demon King.
[18:52] ---
But he's not here yet.
[18:53] ---
Let's get another substitute onstage.
[18:54] ---
- Okay.
- Wait.
[18:56] ---
I can do it.
I can't cause trouble for you.
[18:59] ---
Ni-Ni! That would be too reckless!
[19:01] ---
I'll be fine. These burns are nothing.
[19:04] ---
Lily, don't worry.
[19:07] ---
I'll see to it
that this show is a success.
[19:10] ---
Ni-Ni.
[19:11] ---
I'm over here.
[19:20] ---
This is Lily's holy light.
I'm not in any agony.
[19:24] ---
I'm going to show Lily
that I can be cool!
[19:42] ---
Li... Huh?
Oh, that's wrong. Princess... oh...
[19:45] ---
I totally forgot my lines!
[19:49] ---
That foolish prince...
[19:50] ---
That foolish prince. Does he really think
he's going to steal my Odette from me?
[19:56] ---
He's so ignorant to the ways of the world!
[20:00] ---
Odette again?
[20:02] ---
You certainly sound obsessed.
[20:04] ---
Odette's not like us.
[20:07] ---
She's a pristine jewel.
[20:10] ---
Who belongs only to me.
[20:13] ---
This is where you come in, my daughter.
[20:16] ---
What do you want me to do?
[20:18] ---
I've cast a spell on you.
[20:20] ---
All you have to do
is attend that party with me tomorrow.
[20:29] ---
Now I can never go back
to being human again.
[20:32] ---
Wait.
[20:33] ---
I’m going to turn you back.
[20:35] ---
I love you.
[20:40] ---
Those two sure make a cute couple.
[20:42] ---
It must be hard for you, huh?
[20:56] ---
Lily! Iwan!
[20:57] ---
Ni-Ni!
[20:59] ---
Congratulations! That was amazing!
[21:02] ---
Thanks, Ni-Ni!
[21:03] ---
Ni-Ni, you were great, too.
[21:05] ---
- Your Demon King blew me away.
- Definitely! You were so good!
[21:08] ---
Especially in that scene!
[21:09] ---
Yeah, he was!
[21:10] ---
Lily, Iwan.
[21:12] ---
Um, the thing is,
that performance was—
[21:15] ---
Hey, you! Not a word!
[21:17] ---
I-It was all me just mimicking you guys!
[21:20] ---
But I didn't do a good job.
[21:23] ---
Sorry about that.
[21:26] ---
Ni-Ni, you just memorized some lines
right before you went onstage,
[21:31] ---
but you still managed to save us all!
That's so amazing!
[21:35] ---
Lily.
[21:36] ---
She's right. You really are incredible.
[21:38] ---
If you hadn't taken the stage,
who knows how it would've turned out?
[21:42] ---
Both of you...
[21:43] ---
I can't believe
you'd say such nice things to me!
[21:46] ---
Thanks!
[21:48] ---
The Demon King playing the Demon King.
Who would've thought, huh?
[21:52] ---
Lily. Did you say something?
[21:55] ---
No, nothing at all!
[21:58] ---
EPISODE 36
MAKE YOU FEEL MY LOVE
[21:59] ---
Make you feel my love.
[22:02] ---
The Demon King's big performance.
E8 - The Scenery Before You When You're Lost / Good Nick, Bad Nick / Everyone is Sure to be Rewarded One Day / I was Reborn, and Now I'm a CEO? / Traffic Accident? Amnesia? Let's Shoot for th
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EPISODE 43
THE SCENERY BEFORE YOU WHEN YOU'RE LOST
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WELCOME TO SUMMER CAMP
[00:43] ---
Split up into groups of two or three,
and go plant-gathering.
[00:44] ---
SCHEDULE
[00:46] ---
We'll reconvene at dinnertime.
[00:48] ---
Team up during lunch and off you go.
[00:55] ---
Hi!
[00:56] ---
Want to go plant-gathering together?
[00:58] ---
No way! Who wants to go with a girl
who looks like a boy?
[01:00] ---
- Come on, let's go!
- Yeah.
[01:03] ---
Hey. Can I join you?
[01:05] ---
It's a girl! Let's get out of here!
[01:06] ---
Who wants to hang out with a girl?
[01:12] ---
Nick?
[01:14] ---
Do you think I'm weird?
[01:17] ---
If I had long hair,
would I look more like a girl?
[01:21] ---
Would I make some friends then?
[01:23] ---
You're not weird at all.
[01:25] ---
If you like long hair,
then let it grow out.
[01:28] ---
But don't ever force yourself
just so people will like you.
[01:31] ---
You're sure to meet people who get you.
[01:34] ---
Nick. Right.
[01:36] ---
I could never be anyone but myself.
[01:39] ---
I'm not sure what that means
but thanks.
[01:42] ---
Want to go plant-gathering together?
[01:43] ---
- Sure.
- Nick!
[01:45] ---
Why don't you try this hairstyle?
I bet you'd look hot!
[01:48] ---
Sure! Just for you,
I'll go to the hair salon tomorrow!
[01:52] ---
I thought you were
all about being yourself?
[02:02] ---
We keep coming back to this same spot.
I bet this compass is out of whack!
[02:08] ---
It's over for us! We're totally lost.
[02:11] ---
Calm down. Let's split up our food supply.
[02:17] ---
What the hell is all this?
Where's your food?
[02:20] ---
Huh? But there's food
all over the place.
[02:22] ---
Which no one can eat but you!
[02:27] ---
So how can we let the others know
where we are?
[02:31] ---
We can't light a fire.
[02:35] ---
I know!
Crystal, you can make rainbows, right?
[02:38] ---
If you make a rainbow,
it'll get everyone's attention.
[02:41] ---
Then they'll come rescue us!
[02:42] ---
Great idea! You're amazing, Nick!
[02:45] ---
- Let's do it!
- Yeah!
[02:49] ---
Perfect!
[02:50] ---
They'll definitely notice that.
[02:52] ---
- Wow! It's a rainbow! How lucky is that?
- I'm posting this!
[02:55] ---
NOBODY REALIZES
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We're done for!
We're going to die here.
[03:10] ---
Don't cry, Nick. Here, have this.
[03:12] ---
I'm not crying!
[03:14] ---
I don't want to die!
I've never even fallen in love yet!
[03:19] ---
What's the matter?
[03:22] ---
Are you lost?
[03:28] ---
- So there really are unicorns.
- Huh? What do you think I am?
[03:32] ---
It's easy to get lost in these woods.
[03:38] ---
You can make it out of the woods
if you follow this rainbow.
[03:42] ---
Come, both of you.
[04:00] ---
Bye!
[04:05] ---
That unicorn was so cool!
[04:07] ---
She sure was. It all felt like a dream!
[04:11] ---
I've made up my mind.
[04:13] ---
I'm going to let my hair grow out like hers.
[04:15] ---
I'll become a cool unicorn just like her!
[04:18] ---
I bet you can do it, Crystal.
I believe in you!
[04:21] ---
Nick! You're so... Huh?
[04:26] ---
Nick! So you're back, huh?
[04:31] ---
See ya!
[04:31] ---
Come back here! You said
you'd team up with me, you liar!
[04:37] ---
That's Nick for you.
[04:41] ---
The scenery before you
when you're lost.
[04:47] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[04:52] ---
EPISODE 44
GOOD NICK, BAD NICK
[04:55] ---
SUPER HOT SAUNA
[04:58] ---
It feels so great to be in a sauna.
[05:01] ---
Damao said that it draws out
all the grime inside your body.
[05:06] ---
It's just sweat.
[05:07] ---
You're just sitting here
shooting the breeze?
[05:09] ---
Let's see who has the most stamina!
[05:13] ---
So pointless.
[05:14] ---
I'm out of here.
[05:15] ---
You're not scared, are you?
[05:21] ---
Something's squirming within me.
[05:24] ---
It's not me!
[05:26] ---
You guys can't take any more, huh?
[05:28] ---
What about you?
[05:30] ---
N-Nick!
[05:37] ---
What's going on here?
Mr. Lynn, use your Holy Light.
[05:40] ---
Such an evil presence.
It's making me dizzy.
[05:43] ---
Mr. Lynn!
[05:44] ---
I guess all the good in him evaporated
with his sweat, leaving just the evil?
[05:48] ---
This can't be safe!
We have to restore his good side!
[05:52] ---
IS THIS IT?
[05:53] ---
Hello everyone!
[05:55] ---
Hey, pick me up and hold me.
[05:57] ---
This is Nick?
[05:59] ---
Are you okay, mister?
[06:02] ---
Let me cast a spell on you!
[06:03] ---
Pain, pain, go away!
[06:06] ---
Oh, thank you. I feel better now.
[06:10] ---
What a good little boy you are.
[06:11] ---
You sure we can leave him like this?
[06:21] ---
Now listen to your teacher, and do your best.
[06:23] ---
Okay.
[06:24] ---
Don't overdo it. Take a break!
[06:26] ---
Thank you, Big Sister.
[06:28] ---
BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT
[06:28] ---
- Awesome!
- Good job!
[06:30] ---
Madam.
[06:32] ---
Leave it to me.
Which floor do you live on?
[06:34] ---
There's an elevator right there.
[06:37] ---
It's all thanks to you
that I'm the man I am today.
[06:40] ---
Thank you so much!
[06:42] ---
Man, that's annoying!
[06:44] ---
I'm the real Nick!
[06:45] ---
The more popular he becomes,
the weaker my power gets!
[06:50] ---
I'm so pissed!
[06:55] ---
Thank you!
[06:55] ---
How can they be so different?
[07:01] ---
ALL SAINTS STREET
[07:03] ---
Damao?
[07:04] ---
Want to go see a movie together?
[07:05] ---
I already saw that
with Good Nick yesterday.
[07:08] ---
Mr. Lynn, what should I get today?
[07:10] ---
Don't worry,
I already asked Good Nick to go.
[07:13] ---
That was fun!
[07:14] ---
Hey, Good Nick,
let's go shopping again sometime!
[07:19] ---
He's exactly like me!
How did this happen?
[07:22] ---
She's not going to need me anymore.
[07:24] ---
I'm telling you, he's dangerous.
[07:26] ---
Stop eating!
[07:27] ---
He's just too perfect, you know.
It's rather odd.
[07:32] ---
You're right. Good Nick
doesn't get into any trouble.
[07:34] ---
Maybe he's just nervous?
[07:35] ---
Hello!
[07:37] ---
Mr. Lynn told me to move in with you.
[07:39] ---
Oh, then why don't I... Huh?
[07:41] ---
No, wait! Not my room, too!
[07:43] ---
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
[07:45] ---
On purpose?
[07:46] ---
Of course not.
I'm just trying hard to be a good person.
[07:49] ---
You liar! You're trying to get rid of me,
so you can have this body all to yourself!
[07:54] ---
Even if you don't disappear,
you have no purpose.
[07:54] ---
Let me go!
I said, let go of me! Let go...
[07:58] ---
Hey, Neil.
[07:59] ---
Let's be friends, all right?
[08:01] ---
But why?
[08:02] ---
I'll be nice to you.
Nicer than the old Nick.
[08:05] ---
He's not Nick's good side, is he?
He's a hypocrite!
[08:08] ---
Don't get cocky with me.
I won't let you have your way.
[08:12] ---
What are you...
[08:12] ---
Why'd you tie me up, too?
[08:14] ---
S-Stop it! What are you doing?
Come on, knock it off!
[08:15] ---
Untie me now!
[08:23] ---
Wh-What in the world...
[08:25] ---
How could you vanish without telling us?
[08:28] ---
What do you mean? I'm right here!
[08:30] ---
He's back to normal?
[08:31] ---
What's up with this photo?
[08:33] ---
I like this Nick better, after all!
[08:35] ---
You love me that much, huh?
[08:36] ---
Owwww!
[08:38] ---
Stop pulling on my ears! So annoying!
[08:42] ---
Good Nick, Bad Nick.
[08:47] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[08:52] ---
EPISODE 45
EVERYONE IS SURE TO BE REWARDED ONE DAY.
[08:57] ---
Xiaolu? Could you get that for me?
[08:59] ---
Oh, sure thing.
[09:00] ---
Brother, is the heat okay?
[09:02] ---
Oh, it's fine.
[09:08] ---
Hey, watch out.
[09:10] ---
Merry Christmas!
[09:11] ---
I got us some drinks!
[09:13] ---
Great timing!
We just finished cooking.
[09:15] ---
There are cupcakes, too!
[09:17] ---
Xiaolu and I did the decorating!
[09:19] ---
- It looks great!
- I HELPED, TOO.
[09:21] ---
I decorated the tree, too. Ta-da!
[09:23] ---
PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
[09:29] ---
TRUTH OR DARE
[09:31] ---
Confess.
[09:33] ---
Man, what a bore!
[09:35] ---
Something bad that you've done lately.
[09:38] ---
Recently, I've been secretly
sucking Damao's blood.
[09:40] ---
What?!
[09:41] ---
And I thought
I twisted my neck in my sleep!
[09:43] ---
I get hungry in the morning
and couldn't resist.
[09:45] ---
The truth is,
I erased Ira's saved data by mistake.
[09:49] ---
What?
[09:50] ---
Do you know how long it took me
to beat that boss?
[09:56] ---
Shouldn't we stop the fight?
[09:59] ---
- And it's Christmas time.
- It's so nice and lively!
[10:03] ---
Cut it out.
[10:05] ---
This isn't a good look for Christmas.
Grow up, you guys.
[10:09] ---
Not in the least persuasive.
[10:12] ---
You haven't been up to anything?
[10:14] ---
I do nothing but good things.
[10:16] ---
For example, I ate up
all the snacks for you. Stuff like that!
[10:20] ---
So it was you!
[10:22] ---
I'M SORRY
[10:25] ---
ALL SAINTS STREET
[10:27] ---
Merry Christmas!
[10:29] ---
- Abu, I have a present for you!
- This is for you!
[10:31] ---
I worry about what's inside.
[10:33] ---
I love this! Thanks, Damao!
[10:37] ---
This is what you're into.
[10:39] ---
What's yours is mine!
[10:40] ---
PURE ANGEL AND HOT DEMON
VOLUME 1
[10:41] ---
Wow! Thanks, Ni-Ni!
[10:43] ---
What's this comic book about?
[10:44] ---
Oh, it's about love and life.
[10:47] ---
PURE ANGEL AND HOT DEMON
VOLUME 2
[10:49] ---
What do you think?
If you like it, I'll give you Volume 3, too.
[10:55] ---
Listen up!
[10:57] ---
Room 1031 started out
with just a few people.
[11:00] ---
But look how lively it's gotten now!
[11:04] ---
On this special day, we're going to give
one person the ultimate gift.
[11:10] ---
Let's work together
to make the winner's wish come true!
[11:15] ---
We're going to grant the wish
of the person who draws the red stick?
[11:19] ---
I think it's a great idea!
[11:21] ---
S-So do I!
[11:23] ---
Sounds interesting.
[11:24] ---
However, just make sure
it's a feasible wish, okay?
[11:27] ---
I'm against this.
[11:28] ---
It has to be a scam.
[11:29] ---
Not at al! If you draw the red stick,
[11:32] ---
we'll all line up
for Hell's Chef's autograph.
[11:37] ---
What did you say?
[11:38] ---
MR. LYNN'S IDOL
[11:40] ---
- M-Me, too.
- I'm drawing it, for sure!
[11:43] ---
If I draw the red stick,
I'll give up my rights to you.
[11:45] ---
I want to play my werewolf games
all night without getting attacked.
[11:48] ---
I want to become a movie star.
[11:50] ---
Have Abby help you out with that one.
[11:53] ---
Ahem! All right, let's get started!
[11:58] ---
What's going on?
[12:00] ---
The last stick left is white, too.
[12:02] ---
Maybe you didn't put a red stick in there?
[12:03] ---
That's not possible!
I just checked that it was there!
[12:05] ---
IT'S ME!
[12:06] ---
Whoa! You're here, Abu?
[12:09] ---
The winner is, Abu!
[12:12] ---
Congrats, Abu!
[12:14] ---
Congratulations!
[12:15] ---
Abu, what's your wish?
[12:23] ---
Can't hit it.
[12:25] ---
Why, you!
[12:27] ---
Who knew Abu's wish was so ordinary?
[12:34] ---
What the... Who did that?
[12:36] ---
Serves you right!
[12:40] ---
I'll protect you!
[12:42] ---
Has anyone seen my head?
[12:45] ---
- Who's doing this?
- Where are they coming from?
[12:48] ---
IT WAS ME!
[12:49] ---
Abu! You're the king of snowball fights!
[12:54] ---
Abu! I'm gonna get you next time for sure!
[12:57] ---
- So will I!
- Me, too!
[12:59] ---
- I'll protect you.
- Where's my head?
[13:09] ---
Everyone is sure to be rewarded one day.
[13:14] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[13:20] ---
EPISODE 46
I WAS REBORN, AND NOW I'M A CEO?
[13:24] ---
I sliced up the watermelon! Let's eat!
[13:28] ---
There's one left over.
[13:30] ---
Huh? Isn't that Abu's?
[13:33] ---
Huh? I cut it into one less slice,
since Xiaolu's not around.
[13:36] ---
Then whose is this?
[13:38] ---
Mr. Lynn!
[13:40] ---
Mr. Lynn! Have some watermelon!
[13:42] ---
Mr. Lynn!
[13:44] ---
Oh, is Mr. Lynn not home?
[13:47] ---
Today's Sunday.
[13:49] ---
Normally, he'd have already started
his major Sunday cleanup.
[13:52] ---
Come to think of it,
I haven't seen Mr. Lynn in a while.
[13:57] ---
Now that you mention it,
I forgot to clean the living room the other day,
[13:59] ---
but he didn't nag me about it!
[14:01] ---
Last Saturday, I messed up the laundry,
but he didn't show up.
[14:06] ---
He didn't say anything
about cleaning up my stray hairs.
[14:09] ---
You guys! When was the last time
we saw Mr. Lynn?
[14:12] ---
Last Friday night.
[14:14] ---
Meaning, he's been missing for a week?
[14:15] ---
MISSING
[14:24] ---
Have you seen him?
[14:25] ---
His suitcase is still here.
[14:26] ---
BUT NOT HIS SMARTPHONE
[14:27] ---
The neighbors say
they haven't seen him, either!
[14:29] ---
What's going on?
[14:30] ---
I told Xiaolu to look for him, too.
[14:32] ---
I asked Lily about him.
[14:33] ---
She says she hasn't called him
because of exams.
[14:35] ---
The last time they spoke was last week.
[14:37] ---
Since his shopping bag isn't here,
[14:39] ---
he must've vanished Saturday morning
after going shopping.
[14:42] ---
If we check the security cameras
on the way to the market...
[14:44] ---
Found him!
[14:45] ---
See? Look!
[14:49] ---
The Lynn Group has just named
its new CEO.
[14:52] ---
Please tell us why you were appointed CEO!
[14:55] ---
No comment.
[14:57] ---
What's going on here?
[14:58] ---
That was our live, on-the-scene report!
[15:01] ---
DESCENDED FROM THE HEAVENS!?
[15:03] ---
THE LYNN BUILDING
[15:10] ---
That's him! That's definitely Mr. Lynn!
[15:12] ---
Then come on!
[15:13] ---
Damao! Wait!
[15:15] ---
Mr. Lynn! Huh?
[15:18] ---
As if you punks could...
[15:22] ---
Looks like the ducts are too old.
Switch them out right away.
[15:24] ---
Yes, sir.
[15:25] ---
Damao!
[15:29] ---
Mr. Lynn! What the heck is going on?
[15:32] ---
Hey! Mr. Lynn!
[15:33] ---
How can we talk to Mr. Lynn?
[15:36] ---
If we can't see him sneakingly,
let's just do it openly.
[15:42] ---
- Abby! Abby! Can I get your autograph?
- Can I get a selfie?
[15:45] ---
Is this the CEO?
Yes, it's me, Chen. Yes, that's right.
[15:50] ---
I might be running a bit late
because of traffic.
[15:53] ---
Okay, thank you so much.
[15:56] ---
Abby! Can you sign this for me?
[16:00] ---
Oh hello, Mr. Chen.
[16:02] ---
I have an appointment to see the CEO.
[16:04] ---
Go right ahead.
[16:07] ---
Sorry I'm late!
I have an appointment with the CEO.
[16:11] ---
Mr. Chen? Then who was that just now?
[16:15] ---
OFFICE OF THE CEO
[16:20] ---
Mr. Chen... Huh?
[16:23] ---
You're a hard man
to get a meeting with, Lynn.
[16:26] ---
You're unbelievable!
[16:27] ---
Becoming a CEO
without saying a word to us!
[16:30] ---
Who are you?
[16:34] ---
I was reborn and now I'm a CEO?
[16:40] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[16:45] ---
EPISODE 47
TRAFFIC ACCIDENT? AMNESIA?
LET'S SHOOT FOR THE TOP IN LIFE?
[16:52] ---
Are you back with us now?
[16:54] ---
How are you? Any pain?
[16:57] ---
Who are you?
[16:59] ---
LYNN GROUP
[16:59] ---
My name is Jin. The CEO of the Lynn Group,
or rather, his secretary!
[17:05] ---
I'm so glad that you're safe.
We're counting on you!
[17:08] ---
Counting on me how?
[17:09] ---
Welcome, new CEO!
[17:10] ---
Welcome, new CEO!
[17:12] ---
CEO? Me?
[17:14] ---
You rescued an elderly man
this morning, remember?
[17:17] ---
Oh, my cufflink!
[17:20] ---
Hey! Look out!
[17:21] ---
Bam!
[17:23] ---
This man is Lynn,
the CEO of the Lynn Group.
[17:26] ---
You're a talented artist.
[17:28] ---
Although he was saved,
you both sustained severe injuries.
[17:33] ---
And the CEO's last words were...
[17:35] ---
Make him the next CEO...
[17:39] ---
CEO!
[17:44] ---
My condolences.
[17:44] ---
Oh, no. He's merely unconscious.
He hasn't come to yet, but...
[17:48] ---
What's this about?
[17:53] ---
So that's the story.
[17:55] ---
And since you survived, let's hold
the CEO succession ceremony tomorrow!
[17:58] ---
Wait.
[18:00] ---
That's troublesome for me.
[18:01] ---
The biggest problem is...
[18:04] ---
That I don't remember a thing.
[18:06] ---
Who I am? What I was doing?
I can't remember.
[18:11] ---
Amnesia? That's great!
[18:12] ---
Uh, no. You have my sympathies,
Mr. Lily!
[18:17] ---
I-I'm Lily?
[18:19] ---
Yes.
[18:20] ---
Really?
[18:20] ---
Without a doubt.
[18:22] ---
This is what you were carrying.
[18:24] ---
LILY
[18:25] ---
You can regain your memory little by little!
[18:29] ---
But tomorrow's succession ceremony
is the top priority!
[18:31] ---
No need to worry!
Please, leave everything to me!
[18:36] ---
What can a young guy
with amnesia do anyway?
[18:39] ---
The CEO is in a coma.
This is my chance to grab the reins!
[18:46] ---
CEO LILY
[18:47] ---
CEO Lily! CEO Lily!
[18:49] ---
THE LYNN BUILDING
[18:55] ---
I've already gone through
all the documents.
[18:58] ---
About the contracts,
divide them into six and file them.
[19:00] ---
Then..
[19:01] ---
I've already texted you
about what I need you to do.
[19:03] ---
Summon all the department heads at ten,
[19:05] ---
and have them report on this quarter's goals
and next quarter's plans.
[19:09] ---
One more thing.
Please fire my secretary.
[19:12] ---
He hasn't gotten
a single thing done all morning.
[19:15] ---
Uncle! Who's this guy?
[19:16] ---
Shut up! You've been fired!
[19:19] ---
Well, so you see...
[19:21] ---
The former CEO is in a coma
[19:24] ---
while the new CEO has amnesia, but there's
no doubt regarding his competence.
[19:29] ---
I can see a future in which this company
expands by leaps and bounds!
[19:33] ---
Hey, old man, who are you?
[19:38] ---
I'm just a security guard.
[19:40] ---
By the way, why is he called CEO Lily?
[19:46] ---
Is that why Lynn didn't recognize me
and threw me out of his office?
[19:51] ---
But wouldn't you say
everything's going too well for him?
[19:54] ---
His staff probably wants things
to stay the way they are.
[19:57] ---
I'm going to recover Brother's memories!
[20:00] ---
No, Lily.
[20:02] ---
We're all doing it together.
[20:04] ---
Oh, to be young again!
[20:09] ---
Let's bring Mr. Lynn back to this apartment.
[20:11] ---
Seeing familiar sights
might bring his memories back.
[20:14] ---
But we can't get near him
with all those bodyguards around.
[20:17] ---
In that case,
let's bust in and snatch Mr. Lynn away!
[20:20] ---
If we do that, we'll be arrested.
[20:22] ---
Okay, then. Let's join
the company as interns. After that...
[20:22] ---
INTERN
[20:26] ---
How many years do you think
it'll take to meet the CEO?
[20:31] ---
I have an idea.
[20:35] ---
Traffic accident? Amnesia?
[20:37] ---
Let's shoot for the top in life!
[20:40] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[20:45] ---
EPISODE 48
HOW CAN I SAVE YOU? MY ANGEL...
[20:51] ---
CEO?
[20:52] ---
You have a party to attend at seven.
[20:55] ---
All right.
[20:56] ---
Send for the chopper at 6:30.
[20:57] ---
I'm going to get some air on the rooftop.
[21:00] ---
Our target will show up after six
on the rooftop.
[21:03] ---
Stay in position until six!
[21:04] ---
Roger that!
[21:09] ---
All good here. Over. Huh?
[21:11] ---
Hey! Stay away from the CEO!
[21:13] ---
What do you want?
[21:15] ---
You're...
[21:16] ---
Don't you want to know what happened
before you lost your memory?
[21:19] ---
There's no need to anymore.
[21:21] ---
I'm satisfied with everything.
[21:22] ---
CEO Lily!
[21:23] ---
Everything but that.
[21:25] ---
Your real name is...
[21:27] ---
Lynn!
[21:29] ---
Did he say Lynn? Lynn... Lynn...
[21:33] ---
So my name is Lynn?
[21:35] ---
CEO! Look out!
[21:36] ---
Who are you?
[21:40] ---
I have to save him!
[21:41] ---
Got him.
[21:44] ---
That's our CEO!
[21:45] ---
- That was amazing!
- Nice work!
[21:47] ---
Huh? Who was that guy who kicked him?
[21:53] ---
Hey! Can you hear me?
[21:58] ---
Hello? Send the car over.
[21:59] ---
I can't, CEO.
[22:01] ---
The parking lot exit's been blocked,
and I can't get the car out.
[22:04] ---
What? Then send an ambulance.
[22:07] ---
Well, this is bad!
He's spitting up blood.
[22:10] ---
He may have an internal injury.
Gotta get him to a hospital, quick!
[22:14] ---
It seems like we've met somewhere before.
[22:16] ---
But there's a traffic jam,
so if you go by car, it'll be risky.
[22:23] ---
CEO!
[22:24] ---
I'm going on ahead!
Take the car and get to the hospital!
[22:31] ---
Mr. Lynn.
[22:32] ---
Don't talk.
We'll get to the hospital soon.
[22:34] ---
We're not going to the hospital.
[22:37] ---
What?
[22:38] ---
Let's go home!
[22:50] ---
Welcome home, Mr. Lynn!
[22:52] ---
You guys again?
[22:55] ---
Were you planning this from the start?
[22:57] ---
Yes. But it was up to you
whether or not it all worked out.
[23:02] ---
- Up to me?
- Yes.
[23:03] ---
When I kicked Neil off the roof,
[23:06] ---
if you hadn't saved him,
we couldn't have brought you back.
[23:06] ---
HE DEFINITELY KICKED ME
WITH ALL HIS MIGHT
[23:09] ---
- But why...
- We knew.
[23:11] ---
That you'd rescue Ni-Ni for sure.
[23:14] ---
You guys...
[23:15] ---
Mr. Lynn.
[23:16] ---
Do you remember what you said to me?
[23:18] ---
When I first got to this apartment?
[23:22] ---
Enough with the chit-chat.
We just have to reboot him physically!
[23:25] ---
Nick!
[23:34] ---
What are you doing?
[23:36] ---
Did it work?
[23:37] ---
No way that would work!
[23:38] ---
Why are you all looking so gloomy?
[23:41] ---
Unbelievable. Not doing a lick of housework,
and gathering around my bed. What are you...
[23:45] ---
Mr. Lynn!
[23:47] ---
You remember now! Thank goodness!
[23:48] ---
It's night already!
[23:51] ---
What's this bump on my head?
[23:53] ---
HOSPITAL
[23:54] ---
Hey! He's regained consciousness!
[23:56] ---
CEO!
[23:59] ---
CEO! Please forgive me!
The new CEO has been abducted!
[24:04] ---
New CEO?
[24:07] ---
Did I mention a new CEO?
[24:08] ---
What?
[24:10] ---
I must've been confused.
You didn't take me seriously, did you?
[24:15] ---
LILY
[24:16] ---
No, of course not.
[24:20] ---
How can I save you? My angel...