# Alice & Zoroku
Up until that point, the girl didn’t know about the “outside world.” It was filled with things she had never touched, scenery she had never seen, and people she had never met... In the face of such a broad new world, she was surprised, wavered, and her eyes were opened on the impulse of curiosity.
The girl’s name: Sana. She was born and raised at a facility called the “Laboratory” without ever knowing anything about the outside world. This girl has the special power to materialize anything she imagined. Those with special powers like Sana were called “Alice’s Dream.”
# Season 1
# 1 - The Red Queen Escapes
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQ5N80Y/alice--zoroku)
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***SIGN*** K & C Pharmaceutical Corporation, Japan
**[00:56] Kito**
Target appears to be heading south.
**[00:59] Kito**
Her footprints were found
400 meters south of here.
**[01:03] Kito**
All vehicles are searching the area.
**[01:05] Kito**
I'll appraise you, as new
information is available.
**[01:08] GuyA**
Director...
**[01:09] GuyA**
Our surveillance cameras alone
can't cover it any further.
**[01:14] Kito**
Use government and police
cameras, as well.
**[01:24] Noriko**
Damn it!
**[01:27] Noriko**
This is too slow...
**[01:28] Noriko**
Too slow!
**[01:34] Kito**
* Target may have left the research*
* facility's surveillance area.*
**[01:38] Kito**
* It may take time for street-surveillance*
* cameras to find her.*
**[01:43] Kito**
* If the situation changes,*
* contact me immediately.*
**[01:47] Kito**
Over.
**[01:48] Driver**
*Roger.*
**[01:50] GuyA**
Director...
**[01:52] GuyA**
Could the target have possibly
jumped even farther?
**[01:57] Kito**
Why do you think I limit her
calorie intake at dinner?
**[02:03] Kito**
We'll get some good data today.
**[02:05] Kito**
I want to see how far the Queen can go
**[02:09] Kito**
on that amount.
**[02:29] Noriko**
Yes! Here we go!
**[02:38] Noriko**
Ugh... Not again.
**[02:41] Noriko**
This is why I requested a bigger budget!
**[02:45] GuyB**
Target located on the national highway,
**[02:47] GuyB**
500 meters southeast.
**[02:49] GuyB**
Since it's a street-surveillance camera,
this is the best it can do.
**[02:55] Kito**
All vehicles, surround the area
in which the target is located.
**[02:58] Kito**
*Car #4, proceed directly to the point.*
**[03:01] Kito**
*She may have one more jump in her,*
**[03:03] Kito**
*but the distance won't be too great.*
**[03:10] Noriko**
Yes! Analysis complete!
**[03:12] Noriko**
Sending coordinates!
**[03:39] DriverA**
Car #4 here.
**[03:41] DriverA**
Minnie C. is heading toward the target.
**[03:43] Kito**
*Roger.*
**[03:45] Kito**
*You can wait where you are.*
**[03:54] Girl**
So cold...
**[03:56] Girl**
Is this how all of the outside world is?
**[04:00] Miriam**
Where do you think you're going,
**[04:02] Miriam**
Red Queen?
**[04:05] Girl**
Don't come near me!
**[04:09] Miriam**
Stop being stubborn, and return
to where it is nice and warm.
**[04:13] Girl**
No!
**[04:14] Miriam**
Everyone is waiting for you.
**[04:16] Girl**
Open!
**[04:26] Miriam**
You see?
**[04:27] Miriam**
You have already exhausted your energy.
**[04:30] Miriam**
Wonderland is the only place you belong.
**[04:42] Miriam**
Who's there?
**[04:56] Miriam**
I see.
**[05:29] Ichijo**
#106.
**[05:54] GuyA**
She appears to be resisting.
**[05:57] GuyB**
That's the Red Queen for you.
**[05:59] GuyB**
I'm impressed she had
that much power left.
**[06:03] Kito**
No.
**[06:04] GuyB**
Huh?
**[06:05] Kito**
This is
**[06:07] Kito**
someone else?
**[06:18] Ichijo**
Jump.
**[06:20] Ichijo**
Visualize the largest town you can.
**[06:23] Ichijo**
Go there and cause as much
commotion as you can.
**[06:27] Girl**
Who are you?
**[06:30] Ichijo**
We'll meet again.
**[06:55] Miriam**
What?
**[06:57] Kito**
What happened?
**[06:58] GuyA**
I don't know!
**[07:00] GuyB**
Perhaps a lightning strike.
**[07:02] GuyC**
We'll switch to another
channel and restart it.
**[07:05] Kito**
Lightning?
**[07:06] Noriko**
All right! Success!
**[07:18] GuyA**
Restoring monitors.
**[07:21] Kito**
Where's the target?
**[07:23] GuyB**
I don't see her.
**[07:25] GuyC**
Nothing here, either.
**[07:28] Miriam**
*Tachibana here.*
**[07:30] Miriam**
Capture of the Red Queen has failed.
**[07:33] Miriam**
Someone interfered.
**[07:34] Kito**
*Who was it?*
**[07:36] Miriam**
I don't know.
**[07:37] Miriam**
A female ability-user I have never seen.
**[07:40] Miriam**
She told the Red Queen
**[07:41] Miriam**
to go to a large town and
cause a commotion.
**[07:45] Kito**
*To all vehicles.*
**[07:46] Kito**
* All cars, except #4, expand search*
* to the metropolitan area.*
**[07:50] Drivers**
Roger.
**[07:53] Kito**
*Do whatever you can to pick up her trail.*
**[07:58] GuyA**
All vehicles have changed course.
**[08:00] GuyB**
They're heading south,
toward the metro area.
**[08:04] GuyD**
*Director, further pursuit is impossible.*
**[08:08] Kito**
Why?
**[08:09] GuyD**
The bridge...
**[08:11] GuyD**
The bridge... is gone.
**[08:27] Kito**
All vehicles, return to the research facility.
**[08:30] Kito**
Minnie C., as soon as you arrive,
report in detail.
**[08:33] Kito**
Over.
**[08:37] Kito**
Go to a large town and
cause a commotion...
**[08:40] Kito**
*Huh?*
**[08:42] AdultSana**
*Alice,*
**[08:44] AdultSana**
*having drifted in space for a long time,*
**[08:48] AdultSana**
*began to feel a bit dizzy.*
**[08:50] AdultSana**
* When she knew she was*
* capable of walking again,*
**[08:54] AdultSana**
*she felt relieved.*
**[08:56] AdultSana**
*"If I can get to the top of that hill,"*
**[09:00] AdultSana**
*thought Alice,*
**[09:03] AdultSana**
* "I'll have a much better*
* view of the garden."*
***SIGN*** The Red Queen Escapes
**[10:03] Kito**
Sorry to wake you so early.
**[10:05] Kito**
If you're tired, you can sleep now.
**[10:08] Cleo**
Okay.
**[10:29] GuyA**
*Target located.*
**[10:31] GuyA**
*She's in Shinjuku.*
**[10:32] GuyA**
*Cameras spotted her at 4:57 AM.*
**[10:35] Kito**
Send the footage of the target to me.
**[10:38] GuyA**
*Roger.*
**[10:39] [Messenger] Text**
You Have a New Message
**[10:45] Kito**
Indeed,
**[10:47] Kito**
that certainly is a large town...
**[11:02] Zoroku**
Here is your order.
**[11:12] Sawaki**
Truly, you do fantastic work!
**[11:15] Sawaki**
I was right to ask you for
this, Kashimura-san.
**[11:19] Zoroku**
Is that so?
**[11:24] Zoroku**
That's a lot.
**[11:25] Sawaki**
It's to thank you.
**[11:26] Sawaki**
Consider it a token of my gratitude.
**[11:29] Zoroku**
I accepted this job because
it was a personal request.
**[11:33] Zoroku**
I won't get buddy-buddy with you people.
**[11:35] Minion**
Hey, old man!
**[11:36] Minion**
Who do you think you're address—
**[11:37] Sawaki**
Shut up!
**[11:39] Sawaki**
Sorry about that.
**[11:41] Sawaki**
He can be a bit hot-headed.
**[11:45] Zoroku**
I'll accept my fee and nothing more.
**[11:48] Sawaki**
Kashimura-san...
**[11:49] Sawaki**
You really are a strange one, aren't you?
**[11:56] Two**
Thank you for coming!
***SIGN*** Sawaki Industries
***SIGN*** Comprehensive, Superior Information
Free Information Desk
**[12:16] Chen**
Welcome.
**[12:19] Chen**
Oh, Kashimura-san...
**[12:20] Chen**
Haven't seen you in a while.
**[12:22] Zoroku**
Cigarettes. The usual.
**[12:26] Chen**
You should quit smoking.
**[12:27] Chen**
It'll kill you, Kashimura-san.
**[12:30] Zoroku**
Shut it.
**[12:31] Chen**
Kashimura-san, Kashimura-san...
**[12:34] Chen**
I'm worried about that girl.
**[12:35] Chen**
Would you take her to the police?
**[12:40] Chen**
She's been there for three hours.
**[12:43] Chen**
A child shouldn't be in Kabukicho.
**[12:47] Zoroku**
Tell the police.
**[12:48] Chen**
I called, but they wouldn't do anything.
**[12:50] Chen**
They don't trust foreigners.
***SIGN*** Check Screen and Touch to Continue
Are you 20 or older?
I Am 20 or Older
After verifying age, you may still be asked for ID
**[12:52] Zoroku**
Ask the owner to, then.
**[12:53] Chen**
I can't!
**[12:55] Chen**
The owner hates police.
**[12:57] Chen**
Also, he's been stealing donation money.
***SIGN*** Donation Box
Your Cooperation Is Appreciated
**[13:00] Chen**
He's a bad man.
**[13:07] Zoroku**
Hey, little girl.
**[13:09] Zoroku**
You aren't supposed to
touch the merchandise.
**[13:13] Zoroku**
If you're lost, why don't
I take you home?
**[13:17] Sana**
Have you and I met before?
**[13:22] Sana**
Kashimura Zoroku.
**[13:24] Sana**
Born June 19, 1943.
**[13:28] Sana**
One granddaughter named Sanae.
**[13:31] Sana**
She's been at training camp for her
high school club since yesterday.
**[13:35] Sana**
But I don't know what "club"
and "training camp" mean.
**[13:40] Sana**
Guess I was wrong.
**[13:42] Sana**
But you don't seem like a bad person.
**[13:45] Sana**
Hey, you!
**[13:47] Sana**
How would you like to
make a deal with me?
**[13:49] Zoroku**
A deal?
**[13:52] Sana**
If you agree,
**[13:53] Sana**
I'll grant any wish you want!
**[13:55] Zoroku**
What the heck is this?
**[13:56] Zoroku**
Something from a manga?
**[13:58] Zoroku**
Sorry, but I don't know
much about that stuff.
**[14:01] Sana**
Huh?
**[14:02] Sana**
I... I get it.
**[14:04] Sana**
You're making fun of me, right?
**[14:07] Zokoru**
I'm not making fun of you.
**[14:09] Zoroku**
I just have no clue what you're saying.
**[14:12] Sana**
Forget it!
**[14:24] Chen**
What was that?
**[14:25] Chen**
She disappeared, Kashimura-san!
**[14:28] Chen**
Kashimura-san, what's going on?
***SIGN*** Land for Sale
**[14:31] Zoroku**
No idea.
**[14:37] Sana**
This is bad.
**[14:39] Sana**
My power's weakening.
**[14:42] Sana**
I'll have to go with the guy from before...
**[14:47] Machine**
*Thank you for your patronage.*
**[15:02] Sana**
Hey, you...
**[15:04] Sana**
You really won't make a deal with me?
**[15:09] Zoroku**
How did you get in this car?
**[15:11] Sana**
Don't worry about that.
**[15:14] Zoroku**
What's your name, little girl?
**[15:16] Zoroku**
Where is your home?
**[15:18] Sana**
I have no home.
**[15:22] Sana**
C-Come on!
**[15:23] Sana**
Make a deal with me.
**[15:24] Sana**
If you do, I'll grant any wish you want.
**[15:28] Zoroku**
Is this the attitude you take when
you ask someone for something?
**[15:32] Zoroku**
If you have something to say,
have the right attitude—
**[15:35] Sana**
Hesitate, and you'll die.
**[15:36] Zoroku**
What?
**[15:37] Sana**
Look ahead.
**[15:54] Zoroku**
What was that about?
**[15:55] Sana**
Just get out of here!
**[15:56] Sana**
It'll come back!
**[15:57] Asahi**
Tch!
**[15:58] Asahi**
I missed...
**[15:59] Yonaga**
Onee-sama, don't you think
this is going a bit far—
**[16:02] Asahi**
Shoot, Yonaga!
**[16:03] Yonaga**
But...
**[16:04] Asahi**
Don't argue!
**[16:05] Asahi**
Right now!
**[16:07] Yonaga**
O-Okay...
**[16:12] Asahi**
No need for mercy.
**[16:13] Yonaga**
I-I'll have to try my best to miss.
**[16:13] Asahi**
Just shoot right into it!
**[16:28] Zoroku**
What is that?
**[16:29] Sana**
The sisters who followed me.
**[16:31] Sana**
The younger can call a bow, while the
older can call anything with a chain.
**[16:35] Sana**
Like the wrecking ball before,
and that bike, too.
**[16:38] Zoroku**
There's no chain on a bike.
**[16:40] Sana**
Yes, there is.
**[16:43] Zoroku**
The bike chain!
**[16:49] Sana**
Don't slow now.
**[16:50] Sana**
They'll be on us again soon!
**[16:59] Sana**
Ow...
**[17:00] Sana**
Hey, why did you stop?
**[17:02] Zoroku**
Get out.
**[17:04] Zoroku**
You know those two girls, right?
**[17:06] Zoroku**
Don't drag a stranger into your problems.
**[17:08] Zoroku**
I don't need that.
**[17:10] Sana**
I think I like you.
**[17:20] Asahi**
Darn it!
**[17:21] Yonaga**
We're too conspicuous...
**[17:21] Asahi**
I missed again!
**[17:23] Asahi**
Yonaga, hurry up and shoot again!
**[17:27] Yonaga**
O-Open.
**[17:29] Yonaga**
T-Try to miss.
**[17:31] Yonaga**
Try to miss...
**[17:37] Zoroku**
Wh-What the hell are you doing?
**[17:39] Sana**
I'll drive!
**[17:43] Zoroku**
Hey! Stop!
**[17:53] Yonaga**
P-Please stop, Sa-chan!
**[17:59] Asahi**
You did it, Yonaga!
**[18:01] Yonaga**
Sa-chan...
**[18:10] Guy**
What was that?
**[18:11] Woman**
Should we call the police?
**[18:12] Guy**
No, I'd say an ambulance.
**[18:15] Zoroku**
What the hell is going on?
**[18:20] Guy**
Foreigners?
**[18:21] Guy**
Are they filming a movie?
**[18:22] Girl**
Was that CG?
**[18:25] Asahi**
You can't get away now, Red Queen!
**[18:28] Sana**
They ordered you to follow me here,
**[18:30] Sana**
you useless sisters?
**[18:32] Asahi**
U-Useless?!
**[18:33] Yonaga**
Onee-sama, calm down.
**[18:36] Yonaga**
Sa-chan, let's return to
the research facility.
**[18:39] Yonaga**
I... I know they conduct some
unpleasant tests.
**[18:43] Yonaga**
B-But we cannot live in the outside world!
**[18:47] Sana**
That's a lie!
**[18:48] Sana**
I won't be fooled anymore,
and I'm done being a lab rat.
**[18:52] Sana**
I'll crush that place with my own hands.
**[18:55] Yonaga**
S-Sa-chan...
**[18:56] Asahi**
You don't know anything
about the outside world!
**[19:02] Asahi**
Yonaga, shoot her!
**[19:03] Yonaga**
Huh?
**[19:04] Sana**
I won't go back.
**[19:05] Yonaga**
Sa-chan...
**[19:11] Yonaga**
Sa-chan...
**[19:13] Yonaga**
I'm sorry!
**[19:16] Asahi**
Ow! Ow! Ow!
**[19:16] Zoroku**
You think that
**[19:18] Zoroku**
pointing that dangerous thing
at people is all right?
**[19:36] Sana**
Wh-What are you doing—
**[19:38] Zoroku**
That's what I'd like to know.
**[19:40] Sana**
Ow, ow...
**[19:40] Zoroku**
What are you doing,
in the middle of the city?
**[19:43] Zoroku**
Do you know how many people
could have been hurt
**[19:45] Zoroku**
by one wrong move in your
nonsensical game of tag?
**[19:49] Zoroku**
Take a good look at what you've done!
**[19:51] Zoroku**
Think you're playing a video game?!
**[19:53] Zoroku**
Huh?
**[19:55] Zoroku**
And as for you two!
**[19:56] Yonaga**
Y-Yes?
**[19:57] Zoroku**
Do you two have a beef
with me or something?
**[19:59] Asahi**
N-No...
**[20:01] Yonaga**
N-Not at all...
**[20:03] Zoroku**
Listen to me.
**[20:05] Zoroku**
This world has boundaries
you must respect.
**[20:07] Zoroku**
I don't know what you three
have been through,
**[20:09] Zoroku**
but old folks and children
walk around these parts.
**[20:12] Zoroku**
Your actions could have killed someone.
**[20:18] Zoroku**
Listen up.
**[20:19] Zoroku**
The police will be here soon.
**[20:21] Zoroku**
You're gonna have to step up and
atone for what you've done.
**[20:26] Zoroku**
What do you say?
**[20:27] Three**
Y-Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Police Station
**[20:38] Officer1**
Okay, why don't you two
give me your names?
**[20:49] Officer3**
Now, will you tell me your name?
**[20:52] Sana**
I don't mind telling you, but...
**[20:54] Officer3**
Are you hungry?
**[20:57] Mitaka**
You expect me to believe
that nonsense?!
**[21:00] Zoroku**
Plenty of witnesses were at the scene.
**[21:04] Zoroku**
Aren't they telling you the
same "nonsense" I am?
**[21:08] Mitaka**
All right, why don't you explain these?
**[21:12] Mitaka**
These show you leaving Sawaki's office.
**[21:16] Mitaka**
That incident is somehow
connected, isn't it?
**[21:19] Zoroku**
You think yakuza can produce
**[21:21] Zoroku**
wrecking balls from thin air?
**[21:23] Mitaka**
I'm asking the questions here!
**[21:25] Zoroku**
I was only there to deliver an order.
**[21:28] Mitaka**
And that exchange caused
all this, didn't it?!
**[21:30] OfficerA**
Sergeant...
**[21:33] OfficerA**
May I have a moment?
**[21:34] Mitaka**
What is it?
**[21:37] Mitaka**
What?
**[21:40] Officer3**
*Was that cream puff good?*
**[21:42] Sana**
*Uh-huh.*
**[21:42] Officer3**
*Then, will you tell me now?*
**[21:45] Sana**
* The older twin's name is Asahi,*
* and the younger is Yonaga.*
**[21:49] Officer3**
*And what's your name?*
**[22:05] Sana**
* The older twin's name is Asahi,*
* and the younger is Yonaga.*
**[22:09] Officer3**
*And what's your name?*
**[22:14] Sana**
* The older twin's name is Asahi,*
* and the younger is Yonaga.*
**[22:18] Officer3**
*And what's your name?*
**[22:21] Mitaka**
Can you slow it when she disappears?
**[22:23] OfficerB**
Yes, sir.
**[22:31] Mitaka**
That's impossible!
**[22:33] Officer3**
It's true.
**[22:35] Officer3**
She disappeared right before my eyes.
**[22:37] OfficerA**
The footage hasn't been
altered in any way.
**[22:40] Mitaka**
What about the twins?
**[22:42] OfficerA**
There was a man calling himself
their sponsor, so...
**[22:45] Mitaka**
You sent them with him?
**[22:47] OfficerA**
Well...
**[22:47] Mitaka**
They may be children, but you know
how much trouble they caused!
**[22:51] OfficerA**
I was following orders from above.
**[22:52] Mitaka**
What?
**[22:54] OfficerA**
I was told not to pursue this case further.
**[23:05] Mitaka**
You can go.
**[23:06] Mitaka**
You're being released due
to lack of evidence.
**[23:09] Mitaka**
Your car's in the lot out back.
**[23:11] Zoroku**
You want me to drive a wrecked car?
**[23:42] Zoroku**
It's definitely my car, but the
repairs were done fast.
**[23:46] Zoroku**
Is this a free service?
**[23:49] Mitaka**
We just came out and found it this way.
**[23:51] Zoroku**
You found it this way?
**[23:53] Mitaka**
That's right...
**[23:54] Mitaka**
The car and crash scene have
been completely restored!
**[23:57] Mitaka**
I'm the one who wants to ask what
the hell happened, and how.
**[24:01] Mitaka**
Wrong way on a one-way street,
ignoring a red light,
**[24:03] Mitaka**
speeding, property damage...
**[24:05] Mitaka**
Normally, we'd hold you overnight
to get the story out of you.
**[24:10] Mitaka**
But there's no evidence at all.
**[24:13] [Messenger] Text**
Image Data Not Found
**[24:14] GirlA**
Huh?
**[24:15] GirlA**
That's weird...
**[24:15] Mitaka**
We checked all the security
cameras in that area, too.
**[24:19] Mitaka**
But nothing was on them.
**[24:20] GirlB**
Why are the pictures gone?
**[24:21] [Messenger] Text**
Image Not Found
***SIGN*** Isn't this crazy?
Huge accident
**[24:21] Mitaka**
Several reports were filed.
***SIGN*** Isn't this crazy?
Huge accident
There's no picture
***SIGN*** Huge accident
There's no picture
Huh? It was there
a second ago
***SIGN*** There's no picture
Huh? It was there a second ago
I'm serious
***SIGN*** Huh? It was there a second ago
I'm serious
I saw it, too
Seems fake
**[24:24] Guy1**
Huh? What the...
**[24:24] Mitaka**
And many witnesses were on the scene.
**[24:25] Guy2**
Sure you uploaded it?
**[24:27] Guy1**
I did!
***SIGN*** Shinjuku wrecking ball girl accident
**[24:28] Mitaka**
But we didn't even find skid marks.
**[24:31] Guy**
Huh? Why isn't anything coming up?
**[24:33] Mitaka**
Nothing at the parking lot
you said was destroyed,
**[24:36] Mitaka**
and no giant hole in the road.
**[24:38] Zoroku**
Impossible.
**[24:40] Mitaka**
It means you've been exonerated.
**[24:44] Mitaka**
Also...
**[24:45] Mitaka**
Forget what happened today.
**[24:48] Mitaka**
Got that?
**[24:51] Mitaka**
Your fine's been dropped.
**[24:53] Mitaka**
Just go home.
**[25:05] DriverA**
The man who was with the Red Queen?
**[25:08] Kito**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Kashimura Zoroku
**[25:11] DriverA**
What should we do?
**[25:12] DriverA**
Keep the old man, Kashimura,
under surveillance, too?
**[25:17] Kito**
No.
**[25:18] Kito**
If you look at the circumstances,
**[25:20] Kito**
he just seems to be caught up in it.
**[25:23] Kito**
For the time being, let's prioritize
the Red Queen's capture.
**[25:29] Kito**
Feel free to eat all you like.
***SIGN*** New and Used Cars
We Buy and Sell
***SIGN*** Suzuki
**[25:37] Suzuki**
Huh? Are you serious?
**[25:39] Zoroku**
Yeah.
**[25:40] Suzuki**
All right, let me take a look...
**[25:44] Suzuki**
But, Kashimura-san, you really
want to get rid of this car?
**[25:48] Zoroku**
Yeah.
**[25:49] Suzuki**
But you took such good care of it.
**[25:52] Suzuki**
I see no reason to scrap it.
**[25:55] Zoroku**
Some weird stuff happened.
**[25:57] Zoroku**
Be careful with it.
**[25:58] Suzuki**
Right...
**[26:05] Zoroku**
Hey, it's me.
**[26:06] Zoroku**
Sorry. I ran into a little trouble.
**[26:11] Zoroku**
Sorry, but you two need to
take care of things today.
**[26:14] Zoroku**
Give me a call if something comes up.
***SIGN*** Kabukicho Ichibangai
**[26:16] Zoroku**
After I grab some food in
Shinjuku, I'll head home.
**[26:21] Guy**
Welcome!
**[26:24] Zoroku**
Beer, mutton stir-fry, and fried bread.
**[26:27] Guy**
Coming up.
**[26:30] Zoroku**
And I'll be using the ashtray.
**[26:31] Guy**
Help yourself.
**[26:40] Guy**
Your beer.
**[26:41] Zoroku**
Thanks.
**[26:54] Sana**
Don't they have cream puffs?
**[27:04] Zoroku**
You pop up when and
where you like, huh?
**[27:06] Zoroku**
Where'd you come from this time?
**[27:08] Sana**
Can I drink some of this?
**[27:10] Zoroku**
This isn't for kids to drink.
**[27:12] Zoroku**
Hey, bring me some orange juice.
**[27:15] Guy**
Okay, got it!
**[27:20] Zoroku**
Well?
**[27:22] Zoroku**
What do you want?
**[27:23] Zoroku**
This is no place for a kid to hang around.
**[27:27] Zoroku**
I don't want any more trouble.
**[27:30] Sana**
Dreams of Alice.
**[27:32] Zoroku**
Something from a manga again?
**[27:35] Sana**
That's what we're called.
**[27:37] Sana**
You can think of us as people
with supernatural abilities.
**[27:42] Sana**
I don't know how such a thing
comes to be, exactly.
**[27:48] Sana**
But by using these visions called
"Mirror Gates" as intermediaries,
**[27:53] Sana**
we have the ability to materialize
any one thing we imagine.
**[27:59] Sana**
Chains or a bow and arrows...
**[28:02] Sana**
Some people can fix things, too.
**[28:04] Sana**
And that's the power you
used to drive my car.
**[28:09] Sana**
That's right!
**[28:10] Sana**
It was my first time driving,
but I learned how by looking—
**[28:14] Guy**
Here's your orange juice.
**[28:16] Guy**
And mutton stir-fry, with Chinese
onions, and fried bread.
**[28:26] Zoroku**
Are you done talking?
**[28:28] Zoroku**
If you are, then please go home.
**[28:30] Zoroku**
My food will get cold.
**[28:31] Sana**
I-I'm not done...
**[28:33] Sana**
I've decided that I like you!
**[28:35] Sana**
I'm going to make you my
servant, Kashimura Zoroku!
**[28:39] Sana**
You'd better be happy!
**[28:43] Zoroku**
Don't stand on the chair.
**[28:46] Zoroku**
And keep your voice down
in the restaurant!
**[28:49] Sana**
Yes, sir.
**[28:51] Zoroku**
Want some food?
**[28:53] Sana**
Huh?
**[28:54] Zoroku**
In the convenience store,
you were looking at dinners.
**[28:56] Zoroku**
When did you last eat?
**[28:58] Sana**
A-About three days ago...
**[29:01] Sana**
I'm fine.
**[29:02] Sana**
This long is nothing.
**[29:07] Zoroku**
Hey!
**[29:08] Zoroku**
I need to place another order.
**[29:09] Guy**
Sure!
**[29:16] Sana**
C-Can I really eat this?
**[29:18] Sana**
I don't have any money.
**[29:20] Zoroku**
Well, I do.
**[29:22] Guy**
Wow, check that out!
**[29:24] Guy**
Is she training for an eating
contest or something?
**[29:24] Guy**
So good! So good!
**[29:27] Sana**
I didn't know food was this
good in the outside world!
**[29:30] Zoroku**
How many servings are you gonna eat?
**[29:32] Sana**
I can't help it!
**[29:34] Sana**
Activating the Mirror Gate takes a
tremendous amount of energy.
**[29:37] Sana**
It makes me hungry.
**[29:39] Zoroku**
Come to think of it,
those twins were eating, too.
**[29:43] Zoroku**
Hold your chopsticks right!
**[29:46] Sana**
Chopsticks?
**[29:48] Sana**
You mean these things?
**[29:50] Zoroku**
You don't know how to use them?
**[29:52] Sana**
Lay off.
**[29:53] Sana**
It's my first time outside
the research facility.
**[29:56] Zoroku**
Earlier, you said something
about making a deal.
**[30:00] Zoroku**
What do you want me to do?
**[30:05] Guy**
Thank you very much!
**[30:07] Sana**
I want
**[30:09] Sana**
to crush the research facility.
**[30:12] Zoroku**
Research facility?
**[30:14] Sana**
There are many other Dreams
of Alice, just like me.
**[30:17] Sana**
They're locked up there, and awful
things are done to them.
**[30:22] Sana**
But even though I escaped,
I couldn't do anything alone.
**[30:30] Sana**
I want your help.
**[30:32] Sana**
When I looked inside your head,
I saw that you're a good person.
**[30:37] Sana**
I want to help my friends!
**[30:40] Sana**
Please!
***SIGN*** Free Information Desk
***SIGN*** The Most Information in One Place Safe, Easy Introductions to Any Shop
***SIGN*** Asano Beer
Shanghai Home Cooking
Shanghai Xiaochi
**[30:49] Guy**
Thank you very much!
**[31:02] Zoroku**
Come with me.
**[31:05] Zoroku**
We're going somewhere else.
**[31:13] Sana**
It's too bright...
**[31:15] Zoroku**
Don't just stand there.
We'll get separated.
**[31:17] Zoroku**
Remember what I told you?
**[31:19] Zoroku**
This is no place for a kid to hang around.
**[31:23] Sana**
R-Right!
***SIGN*** Hotel Shinjuku
***SIGN*** Shinjuku Diamond VIP Diamond
**[31:35] Barker**
Hi, Bro! How about a cabaret club?
**[31:37] Sana**
Hey, what kind of shop is that?
**[31:39] Sana**
When he said, "Bro," did he mean you?
**[31:41] Zoroku**
Just shut up and walk.
**[31:43] Sana**
Hey, wouldn't it be easier in your car?
**[31:47] Zoroku**
The car creeped me out,
so I got rid of it.
**[31:49] Sana**
Creeped you out? Why?
**[31:52] Zoroku**
Would you just stop talking?
***SIGN*** Hanazono Shrine
**[31:57] Zoroku**
What's your name?
**[32:02] Zoroku**
Did you not hear me?
**[32:04] Sana**
You told me to stop talking.
**[32:06] Zoroku**
Well, now you can.
**[32:07] Zoroku**
What's your name?
**[32:09] Sana**
Sana.
**[32:10] Zoroku**
And your last name?
**[32:12] Sana**
I don't know.
**[32:15] Sana**
I don't remember anything before
the research facility.
**[32:18] Sana**
I don't even know where I came from.
**[32:21] Sana**
And "Sana" is
**[32:22] Sana**
just the name that Asahi
and Yonaga gave me.
**[32:25] Zoroku**
Asahi and Yonaga?
**[32:27] Sana**
The twins who chased us.
**[32:29] Sana**
They were the only ones
who called me by name.
**[32:33] Girl**
Yay! I got "very good luck"!
**[32:35] Guy**
Ugh, I got "very bad luck."
**[32:37] Girl**
Wow, I've never seen that before!
**[32:40] Guy**
Easy for you to say.
**[32:41] Girl**
It'll be fine.
**[32:42] Girl**
I got "very good luck," so we
can share half of each!
**[32:49] Zoroku**
Only for a little while.
**[32:57] Zoroku**
For a little while, I'll give you
food and a place to stay.
**[33:01] Zoroku**
But during that time,
**[33:03] Zoroku**
you'll help me with my work.
**[33:06] Zoroku**
One who does not work does not eat.
**[33:08] Sana**
Okay,
**[33:08] Sana**
that's fine!
**[33:10] Sana**
I knew you were a good—
**[33:11] Zoroku**
Show some respect for your elders!
**[33:12] Sana**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[33:17] Zoroku**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[33:18] Zoroku**
I won't baby you!
**[33:21] Zoroku**
And one other thing.
**[33:24] Zoroku**
Don't use that weird power again.
**[33:27] Sana**
Why not?
**[33:28] Sana**
With that, I can do anything.
**[33:30] Sana**
You don't want me to grant your wish?
**[33:33] Zoroku**
Earlier, you said you looked
inside my head, right?
**[33:37] Sana**
Y-Yeah...
**[33:39] Sana**
So what?
**[33:41] Zoroku**
And you knew that I have
a granddaughter, too.
**[33:44] Sana**
See? Amazing, right?
**[33:48] Zoroku**
And you really don't understand
what that means?
**[33:53] Zoroku**
You said you can do anything
you can imagine, right?
**[33:56] Sana**
Y-Yeah.
**[33:59] Zoroku**
Then try using that power right here.
**[34:03] Sana**
Here?
**[34:05] Zoroku**
You can, right?
**[34:07] Zoroku**
Create chains or a wrecking
ball or whatever.
**[34:09] Zoroku**
You'd cover this whole place in blood.
**[34:15] Zoroku**
You get it?
**[34:16] Zoroku**
Someone with a power like that
**[34:18] Zoroku**
mentioned a family member
I hadn't even spoken of,
**[34:22] Zoroku**
and demanded that I make a deal.
**[34:24] Zoroku**
You blackmailed me.
**[34:27] Sana**
I... I didn't mean to...
**[34:31] Zoroku**
Even if you didn't,
**[34:32] Zoroku**
you can't know the intention
of one who accepts.
**[34:36] Zoroku**
I have no interest in any deals or wishes.
**[34:40] Zoroku**
The only people anyone
needs to think about
**[34:43] Zoroku**
are those within reach.
**[34:48] Zoroku**
Listen up!
**[34:49] Zoroku**
I hate crooked stuff!
**[35:05] Zoroku**
Listen.
**[35:06] Zoroku**
That research facility and its experiments
are problems for grown-ups to solve.
**[35:11] Zoroku**
First, you need to fix that twisted
temperament of yours.
**[35:15] Zoroku**
If you value your friends,
**[35:17] Zoroku**
they're all you need to think about.
**[35:21] Zoroku**
What?
**[35:24] San**
Nothing.
**[35:30] Zoroku**
You really don't know how
to talk to people at all...
**[35:42] Kito**
Yes, it's me.
**[35:45] Kito**
Understood...
**[35:47] Kito**
I'll head that way with the data now.
**[35:51] Kito**
Yes, see you soon.
**[36:03] Sana**
I'm sleepy...
**[36:05] Zoroku**
Not much longer. Hang in there.
**[36:09] Sana**
'Kay...
**[36:12] Kito**
This Wonderland created
by the Red Queen is
**[36:16] Kito**
underneath the research facility.
**[36:18] Kito**
It's these children's playground,
brought to life
**[36:21] Kito**
by randomly rewriting this space.
**[36:23] A**
She made this?
**[36:25] B**
I can't believe it...
**[36:29] Kito**
Next, please look at this.
**[36:33] C**
What are those things?
**[36:35] D**
Are they alive?
**[36:36] Kito**
Of course they are.
**[36:40] Kito**
She and the others made them from
their favorite picture books.
**[36:45] Kito**
The principle is unclear.
**[36:48] Kito**
The space inside is intricately warped
**[36:50] Kito**
to be many thousands of times
the size it originally was.
**[36:53] Kito**
And it's still growing.
**[36:55] D**
Is there anything here you understand?
**[36:58] Kito**
I can only say we're studying it now.
**[37:00] E**
Then, what will you do?
**[37:04] Kito**
There are two problems.
**[37:09] Kito**
The first is
**[37:10] Kito**
that the one possessing this
immense power is a child.
**[37:13] Kito**
So if she remains in the outside world
in a psychologically unstable state,
**[37:17] Kito**
the existence of the research facility
could become publicly known.
**[37:22] Kito**
And the other is
**[37:23] Kito**
that the loss of the Red Queen,
a valuable sample of this ability,
**[37:27] Kito**
is a massive detriment for us...
no, for the country itself.
**[37:33] A**
And what do you intend to do?
**[37:36] Kito**
Her capture will be conducted in secrecy.
**[37:39] Kito**
But if an accident should bring this
incident into public awareness...
**[37:45] B**
Coercion?
**[37:49] Kito**
I would like you
**[37:51] Kito**
to recognize it as a state of
emergency as soon as possible,
**[37:53] Kito**
and capture the Red Queen.
**[37:57] Zoroku**
Hey.
**[37:58] Zoroku**
Hey.
**[38:01] Zoroku**
Hey, wake up.
**[38:12] Sana**
Are we there?
**[38:14] Zoroku**
Not yet.
**[38:15] Zoroku**
Follow me.
**[38:25] Zoroku**
Here we are.
**[38:26] Sana**
This is your house?
**[38:28] Zoroku**
Where I work.
**[38:30] Zoroku**
Thanks to you, I didn't get
any work done today.
**[38:33] Zoroku**
So I had to let the young folks handle it.
**[38:38] Zoroku**
But I've gotta check how the
prep is going, at least.
**[38:44] Zoroku**
Come in and wait a bit.
**[38:54] Sana**
Hey, is this...
***SIGN*** For Friday's event
***SIGN*** For bouquet
**[39:23] Sana**
Wow...
**[39:25] Zoroku**
Well, I'm a florist.
**[39:27] Sana**
A florist.
**[39:29] Sana**
I specialize in arrangements
for events and gifts, though.
**[39:33] Sana**
Events?
**[39:35] Sana**
Gifts?
**[39:38] Sawaki**
Th-This flower is...
**[39:40] Sawaki**
Um...
**[39:41] Sawaki**
You know...
**[39:43] Sawaki**
What is it?
**[39:44] Sawaki**
Uh...
**[39:45] Sawaki**
It's called... block?
**[39:47] Sawaki**
No, that's wrong. What was it?
**[39:50] Sawaki**
Th-This flower is called ph-phlox.
**[39:54] Sawaki**
In the language of flowers...
**[39:55] Sawaki**
Uh...
**[40:08] Minions**
Take care, sir!
**[40:09] Sawaki**
Y-Yeah.
**[40:13] Minion1**
Why is Sawaki-san all dressed up today?
**[40:17] Minion2**
For this... This.
**[40:18] Minion1**
Huh?
**[40:19] Minion1**
He's gonna cut off a finger?
**[40:20] Minion2**
Idiot, it's for his girlfriend.
**[40:22] Minion2**
His once-in-a-lifetime proposal.
**[40:25] Minion2**
And he's bringing her a flower
arrangement by Kashimura-san.
**[40:28] Minion1**
Huh?
**[40:29] Minion1**
So, that old guy this afternoon
**[40:31] Minion1**
really was a florist?
***SIGN*** Kashimura Floral
**[40:36] Zoroku**
Sorry it's so late.
**[40:51] Sana**
Where are we going?
**[40:53] Zoroku**
Home.
**[40:55] Sana**
We have to walk more?
**[40:57] Zoroku**
You aren't even walking.
***SIGN*** Kashimura Zoroku Sanae
**[41:25] Zoroku**
Don't space out there.
**[41:26] Zoroku**
Upstairs.
**[41:31] Zoroku**
Take off your shoes.
**[41:45] Zoroku**
No one's using this room right now.
**[41:48] Zoroku**
It's a little dusty, but you'll
have to make do.
**[41:53] Zoroku**
Go to sleep for the night.
**[41:55] Zoroku**
I'll get you some fresh clothes.
**[41:59] Sana**
Clothes?
**[42:04] Zoroku**
They're my granddaughter's,
so they'll be big on you,
**[42:07] Zoroku**
but you can—
**[42:31] Sana**
Zoroku...
**[42:34] Sana**
Cream puff...
***SIGN*** Next Episode Dreams of Alice
**[44:11] Voice**
Dreams of Alice.
# 2 - Dreams of Alice
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQ5N80Y/alice--zoroku)
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**[00:06] TV**
* The fire burned the housing complex's*
* twenty-square-meter third floor,*
**[00:11] TV**
*but no one was injured.*
**[00:13] TV**
* Currently, the fire department is*
* investigating the fire's cause.*
***SIGN*** Tokyo
**[00:18] TV**
*That concludes the news for this hour.*
**[00:20] TV**
*Next, the traffic report—*
**[00:22] TV**
* So, today, from the new drama*
* that premieres tonight—*
**[00:26] TV**
*...about an unusual dog.*
**[00:27] TV**
* This is Pan-kun, and he lives*
* in America, in Wisconsin!*
**[00:31] TV**
*He can pull things much
heavier than his own body.*
**[00:33] Zoroku**
*Nope, it isn't on TV anywhere.*
**[00:50] Sanae**
Hi, this is Sanae.
**[00:53] Sanae**
I'm on my way home.
**[00:56] Sanae**
Huh?
**[00:58] Sanae**
Sana-chan?
***SIGN*** Dreams of Alice
***SIGN*** Sanae | Grandpa
***SIGN***
Laundry (Fold) Meal (Morning)
***SIGN***
Laundry (Dry) Meal (Night)
***SIGN***
Take Out Trash
**[03:05] Sanae**
I'm home...
**[03:31] Sanae**
What a pretty little girl.
**[03:40] Sanae**
Huh? Huh?
**[03:42] Zoroku**
What're you making?
**[03:45] Sanae**
They're graves.
**[03:52] Zoroku**
Whose graves?
**[03:57] Sanae**
This one's for the bug.
**[03:59] Sanae**
This one's for the goldfish.
**[04:02] Sanae**
And these are for Mommy and Daddy.
**[04:06] Sanae**
*Is that Grandpa and me?*
**[04:23] Sana**
Who are you?
**[04:24] Sanae**
You're flying!
**[04:25] Sanae**
Wow!
**[04:28] Sanae**
You really do have a mysterious
power, don't you?
**[04:32] Sanae**
You know, Grandpa asked me
to make you some food.
**[04:37] Sanae**
Oh, I'm Kashimura Zoroku's
granddaughter, Sanae.
**[04:42] Sanae**
Nice to meet you.
**[04:44] Sana**
Zo... Granddaughter? Food?
**[04:46] Sanae**
That's right.
**[04:48] Sanae**
I've come here to give you a
delicious meal and snacks...
**[04:55] Sanae**
Because I'm a food alien!
**[04:58] Sanae**
Pose!
**[05:03] Sanae**
Just kidding.
**[05:04] Sana**
Wha... F-Foo...
**[05:05] Sana**
What? Huh?
**[05:06] Sanae**
Uh, no, I didn't mean it!
**[05:09] Sanae**
I'm sorry.
**[05:13] Sanae**
So your name's Sana-chan, huh?
**[05:16] Sanae**
My grandpa told me about you.
**[05:18] Sanae**
He said you lived in a really scary place
**[05:21] Sanae**
and went through some awful things.
**[05:24] Sanae**
It's okay if you're scared of me, too.
**[05:28] Sanae**
But if you're hungry,
**[05:30] Sanae**
you should come down,
even if it's not right away.
**[05:40] Sanae**
Oink, oink.
**[05:42] Sanae**
I'm not a mean pig, oink.
**[05:44] Sanae**
I'm a food alien, oink!
**[05:50] Sanae**
What are these? Pigs?
**[05:52] Sanae**
Hey...
**[05:53] Sanae**
No! Stop!
**[05:55] Sana**
You're weird.
**[05:56] Sanae**
Darn...
**[05:58] Sanae**
Gotcha!
**[06:00] Sanae**
Now we're buried in pigs
together! Take that!
**[06:03] Sana**
S-Stop that!
**[06:05] Sanae**
I'm not stopping. Take that.
**[06:06] Sana**
No!
**[06:18] Sanae**
Anyway, where did these
little guys come from?
**[06:35] Zoroku**
The heck is this?
**[06:39] Zoroku**
Hello?
**[06:40] Sanae**
*Hello, Grandpa?*
**[06:43] Sanae**
*Did you see my message?*
**[06:44] Sanae**
That's right! They're pigs!
**[06:47] Sanae**
It's true, you know. They're live pigs.
**[06:48] Sana**
No!
**[06:49] Sana**
Don't come out! Stay in there!
**[06:50] Sanae**
She is strange, just like you said.
**[06:53] Sana**
I said no!
**[06:54] Sanae**
*I mean, these are pigs... Pigs!*
**[06:56] Zoroku**
She did something again?
**[06:56] Sana**
And you stay in there, too!
I said to stay!
**[06:58] Sanae**
*No, it wasn't her fault.*
**[07:00] Sanae**
I just scared her a little. That's all.
**[07:04] Sana**
Stop! Stop!
**[07:04] Zoroku**
*What was that? Did something happen?*
**[07:07] Sana**
That tickles!
**[07:08] Sanae**
No, everything is fine.
**[07:10] Sana**
Stop it!
**[07:11] Sanae**
Yep, I think she's warmed
up to me a little.
**[07:15] Sana**
Stop!
**[07:15] Sanae**
She's so cute.
**[07:17] Zoroku**
Okay, then.
**[07:18] Zoroku**
Call me if anything comes up. Bye.
**[07:21] Chinatsu**
Was that Sanae-chan?
**[07:23] Zoroku**
Yeah.
**[07:24] Ichiro**
Did something happen?
**[07:26] Zoroku**
Nah, nothing important.
**[07:28] Chinatsu**
It's been a while.
**[07:30] Chinatsu**
Why don't you go home early today?
**[07:33] [Messenger] Text**
Naito Ryu
**[07:37] Zoroku**
Yeah, it's me.
**[07:39] Zoroku**
Been a long time.
**[07:41] Zoroku**
Actually, I have a favor to ask.
**[07:47] Sana**
Was he mad?
**[07:49] Sanae**
It was fine.
**[07:51] Sanae**
He was a little surprised, though.
**[07:53] Sanae**
He said to be careful.
**[07:56] Sanae**
I was surprised, too!
**[07:59] Sana**
Sana?
**[08:00] Sanae**
No, "Sa-na-e."
**[08:02] Sanae**
But it does sound similar
to your name, right?
**[08:07] Sana**
Sanae...
**[08:11] Sana**
Sorry.
**[08:15] Sanae**
Well, let's take a little break for now.
**[08:20] Sana**
Okay.
**[08:21] Sanae**
Do you want to change
and take a bath first?
**[08:25] Sana**
No.
**[08:28] Sana**
My power keeps me from
getting dirty, so I'm fine.
**[08:34] Yonaga**
I hope Sa-chan is eating well.
**[08:37] Asahi**
She won't die so easily.
**[08:42] Kito**
Sorry, just a moment.
**[08:47] Kito**
Harajuku...
**[08:49] Kito**
Omotesando?
**[08:51] Sanae**
There. How's that?
**[08:54] Sanae**
Not too tight, is it?
**[08:55] Sana**
No, they aren't too tight, I guess.
**[08:58] Sanae**
Oh, good.
**[09:00] Sanae**
Sorry that my old clothes are all I have.
**[09:05] Sanae**
I'll do your hair for you.
**[09:07] Sanae**
How do you usually wear it?
**[09:10] Sana**
Usually...
**[09:15] Sana**
I don't know.
**[09:17] Sana**
I can do it myself,
**[09:19] Sana**
but I don't pay attention
since I use my power.
**[09:22] Sanae**
I see...
**[09:24] Sanae**
Okay, I'll make it cute for you!
**[09:29] Sanae**
There!
**[09:30] Sanae**
All done!
**[09:35] Sanae**
What do you think?
**[09:36] Sana**
This is good!
**[09:39] Sanae**
Okay, next...
**[09:44] Sanae**
Eat up.
**[09:45] Sana**
Wha... Thi... Bu...
**[09:47] Sana**
What is this?!
**[09:48] Sanae**
They're pancakes.
**[09:50] Sanae**
Haven't you had them before?
**[09:52] Sana**
No!
**[09:55] Sanae**
I'll cut them for you.
**[09:59] Sanae**
Wow.
**[10:01] Sanae**
Your tummy is growling while you eat!
**[10:05] Sana**
Are you really his granddaughter?
**[10:08] Sanae**
I sure am.
**[10:10] Sana**
You're nothing like him.
**[10:11] Sanae**
Oh, I'm not?
**[10:14] Sanae**
Then, let's see...
**[10:17] Sanae**
I hate crooked stuff!
**[10:20] Sana**
Nothing like him.
**[10:23] Sana**
Hey, Sanae, are there any more?
**[10:25] Sanae**
You finished them already?
**[10:26] Sana**
Yep.
**[10:27] Sanae**
Shall I make some more?
**[10:29] Sana**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[10:30] Sanae**
Okay, wait just a bit.
**[10:33] Sana**
How long is "a bit"?
**[10:35] Sanae**
Well—
**[10:36] Sana**
I waited a bit.
**[10:37] Sanae**
A bit longer.
**[10:38] Sana**
I can't wait.
**[10:43] Sanae**
Wow! A pancake!
**[10:46] Sanae**
It's so big!
**[10:48] Sanae**
Sana-chan?
**[10:51] Sanae**
Sana-chan?!
**[11:06] Sana**
Making food still doesn't work so well.
**[11:09] Sana**
It's too inefficient...
**[11:12] Sanae**
I guess it's the conservation of energy.
**[11:16] Sana**
Pancake...
**[11:20] Sana**
Don't eat it!
**[11:22] Sanae**
Shall I make some fresh ones?
**[11:45] Sana**
Hey, Sanae! Are they done yet?
**[11:48] Sanae**
Not yet.
**[11:50] Sana**
How about now?
**[11:52] Sanae**
Not yet.
**[11:53] Sana**
Sanae, are they done now?
**[11:55] Sanae**
Not yet.
**[11:56] Sana**
Now?
**[11:57] Sanae**
No, not yet.
**[12:04] Sana**
"Meal... Morning"?
***SIGN*** Today's Chores!
**[12:06] Sanae**
You can read kanji?
**[12:09] Sana**
Sure!
***SIGN*** Night
**[12:10] Sana**
"Night."
**[12:11] Sanae**
Grandpa makes the evening meal.
**[12:15] Sana**
He can make food?
**[12:17] Sanae**
Yeah, it's really good.
**[12:30] Sana**
Sanae, this won't open!
**[12:33] Sanae**
Maybe you should try pulling
or sliding it sideways?
**[12:36] Sana**
Oh!
**[12:43] Sana**
Flowers!
**[12:45] Sanae**
Grandpa's growing them.
**[12:47] Sanae**
I water them, too.
**[12:50] Sana**
One isn't blooming.
**[12:52] Sanae**
That one blooms at night.
**[12:54] Sanae**
It's called "queen of the night."
**[12:57] Sana**
Oh...
**[13:09] Sana**
*This feels kind of weird.*
**[13:12] Sana**
*It's cramped and dark,*
**[13:14] Sana**
*and it isn't very clean.*
**[13:17] Sana**
*It's nothing like that other place.*
**[13:24] Sana**
You really are Zoroku's
granddaughter, huh?
**[13:28] Sanae**
Hmm?
**[13:30] Sana**
You're a good person, too.
**[13:33] Sana**
Why are you nice?
**[13:34] Sana**
They were nice, too. But they
were bad people.
**[13:37] Sanae**
They?
**[13:40] Sana**
At the research facility.
**[13:43] Sana**
* My memories begin at*
* the research facility.*
**[13:48] Sana**
* I might have come from somewhere*
* else, but I don't remember.*
**[13:53] Sana**
*One day, I realized I was there.*
**[13:57] Sana**
*The first thing I knew was hunger.*
**[14:04] Sana**
*They gave me food.*
**[14:10] Sana**
* And they put all kinds of*
* hard things on my body.*
**[14:14] Glasses**
Now, face the other way.
**[14:18] Sana**
*I didn't understand language,*
**[14:21] Sana**
*but I didn't need it.*
**[14:23] Sana**
* I could merge into other*
* people's consciousness*
**[14:25] Sana**
*and become one with them.*
**[14:28] Sana**
* The boundary between other*
* people and me was vague.*
**[14:35] Sana**
*But one day,*
**[14:36] Sana**
*two people who looked identical appeared.*
**[14:40] Sana**
* So I tried to become one*
* with them, as usual.*
**[14:47] Both**
You can't.
**[14:49] Both**
You and we are different beings.
**[14:53] Asahi**
I am me.
**[14:55] Yonaga**
You are you.
**[14:57] Sana**
I am me.
**[15:01] Sana**
That was when I learned
what "language" was.
**[15:06] Sana**
You are you?
**[15:08] Both**
Yes.
**[15:10] Both**
You will also learn to recognize
**[15:12] Both**
the boundary between others and you.
**[15:15] Yonaga**
I am Hinagiri Yonaga.
**[15:17] Yonaga**
The younger twin.
**[15:19] Asahi**
I'm Hinagiri Asahi, the older.
**[15:22] Both**
What's your name?
**[15:24] Sana**
I don't know.
**[15:26] Asahi**
Then we'll give you a name.
**[15:29] Yonaga**
We came up with one together.
**[15:32] Asahi**
The Red Queen loves fish.
**[15:35] Yonaga**
So your name is Sana.
**[15:39] Sana**
Sana...
**[15:42] Sana**
*That's how I became Sana.*
**[15:46] Sana**
*The twins taught me many things.*
**[15:49] Sana**
*Cute, girlish clothes and language.*
**[15:52] Sana**
* Counting, lots of songs,*
* picture books, and poems.*
**[16:01] Sana**
I was happy every day there.
**[16:09] Sana**
But then I saw it.
**[16:14] Sana**
Far beneath the research facility...
**[16:19] Sana**
They did something to someone there.
**[16:21] Sana**
And made them something inhuman.
**[16:26] Sana**
I was so scared...
**[16:28] Sana**
And I ran from the facility!
**[16:30] Sana**
But the outside world was scary, too...
**[16:34] Sana**
I didn't know anything.
**[16:36] Sana**
I was scared.
**[16:48] Sanae**
You know what?
**[16:50] Sanae**
I really think we are alike.
**[16:55] Sanae**
You and I.
**[16:57] Sana**
Our names?
**[17:00] Sanae**
It's okay.
**[17:02] Sanae**
It'll be okay.
**[17:05] Ichijo**
You're making a mess, Naito-san.
**[17:08] Naito**
So what? I was starving!
**[17:11] Ichijo**
Don't get the seat dirty.
**[17:14] Ichijo**
I'm the one who'll get in trouble
with the director!
**[17:16] Naito**
C'mon, don't be so touchy.
**[17:19] Naito**
How old are you again, Ichijo-kun?
**[17:22] Ichijo**
I'm 26.
**[17:23] Naito**
Wow! Really?
**[17:24] Naito**
You're so young!
**[17:26] Ichijo**
That's sexual harassment, you know.
**[17:28] Naito**
Huh? Not at all...
**[17:30] Naito**
Okay, ever heard of takenoko-zoku
dance groups?
**[17:33] Ichijo**
I know the meaning of
the term, but that's all.
**[17:35] Naito**
Oh, you're a bright one, all right.
**[17:39] Naito**
Well, at the time, I was still a
subordinate at the main office.
**[17:44] Naito**
Every weekend, they made me work
security at pedestrian-only zones.
**[17:48] Naito**
And one time, I saw this grown man
fighting with some weird kids!
**[17:53] Naito**
I thought, "He must be an idiot."
**[17:56] Naito**
He was yelling, "I hate crooked stuff!"
**[17:58] Ichijo**
Huh...
**[17:59] Naito**
And for the thirty years since then,
we've been buddies, somehow.
**[18:04] Naito**
But it's been five years since I saw him.
**[18:07] Ichijo**
This is the first time I've heard
you talk about a friend.
**[18:12] Ichijo**
You two must be very close.
**[18:13] Naito**
Nah, not at all.
**[18:15] Naito**
He's a stubborn, old stick in the
mud. We're polar opposites.
**[18:19] Naito**
Oh, look at this...
**[18:21] Naito**
His company has a homepage.
**[18:23] Naito**
It says he's a "flower coordinator."
**[18:25] Ichijo**
Sounds to me like you really are close.
**[18:31] Sana**
That was delicious...
**[18:35] Sana**
Hey, Sanae... Let's go to
the research facility.
**[18:37] Sanae**
Huh?
**[18:38] Sana**
I had lots of good food,
so I'm all better now!
**[18:41] Sana**
This time, I'll crush it.
**[18:44] Sanae**
But...
**[18:45] Sana**
Don't worry.
**[18:47] Sana**
You can... I know!
**[18:48] Sana**
Bring lots of snacks and come with me!
**[18:51] Sana**
Oh, by the way, where did Zoroku go?
**[18:53] Sanae**
I think he's working now.
**[18:56] Sana**
Working? With flowers?
**[18:57] Sana**
I know about that!
**[18:59] Sanae**
*Wow...*
**[18:59] Sana**
He's a real jerk, leaving me alone!
**[19:00] Sanae**
* After all that sleep and a snack,*
* you're much more energetic.*
**[19:01] Sana**
And he's supposed to be my servant!
**[19:04] Sana**
What?
**[19:05] Sanae**
Nothing. But...
**[19:07] Sanae**
Just wait for a bit, okay?
I need to clean up.
**[19:09] Sana**
Okay, let's go get him!
**[19:15] Sanae**
We're falling! We're falling!
**[19:15] Sana**
What the heck?
**[19:17] Sana**
I didn't do this on purpose! I swear!
**[19:19] Sanae**
What's going on?
**[19:20] Sanae**
Help! Help!
**[19:32] ---**
What the heck?!
**[19:33] Sanae**
Help!
**[19:40] Sanae**
How cute! Penguins!
**[19:44] Sana**
Huh?
**[19:44] Sanae**
These are penguins. Penguins.
**[19:47] Sanae**
Wow! It's so cold!
**[19:49] Sanae**
Is this the South Pole? I've never
been here before.
**[19:55] Sana**
I haven't, either.
**[19:59] Sanae**
Just like me.
**[20:02] Sana**
This one's small.
**[20:04] Sanae**
It's a baby.
**[20:05] Sanae**
Isn't it cute?
**[20:08] Sana**
It is cute!
**[20:09] Sanae**
So cute...
**[20:14] [Messenger] Text**
Calling...
Kashimura Sanae
**[20:18] Chinatsu**
Boss, which cylinder is it again?
**[20:25] Sanae**
You're amazing, Sana-chan.
**[20:27] Sanae**
Can you go anywhere?
**[20:29] Sana**
Y-Yeah, I can.
**[20:31] Sana**
Where to next?
**[20:33] Sanae**
Hmm... How about home?
**[20:37] Sanae**
If we suddenly disappear,
Grandpa will be surprised.
**[20:41] Sana**
Zoroku? Will he be angry?
**[20:43] Sanae**
No, but he'll be worried.
**[20:48] Sana**
Really?
**[20:49] Sanae**
Yep, really.
**[20:51] Sanae**
Let's go home, okay?
**[20:54] Sana**
Okay.
**[20:58] Sanae**
Crap! I forgot!
**[21:01] Chinatsu**
Huh?
**[21:08] Chinatsu**
Pigs! There are pigs in here!
**[21:11] Ichiro**
Why are there pigs?
**[21:13] Chinatsu**
Because I had pork cutlets yesterday?
**[21:23] Naito**
Hey, Roku-san, I'm here.
**[21:28] Zoroku**
Crying won't tell me anything!
**[21:29] Sanae**
U-Um, Grandpa, this was...
**[21:33] Sanae**
Grandpa, I'm saying—
**[21:34] Zoroku**
I'm asking what you're saying!
**[21:37] Naito**
Right, we're outta here.
**[21:38] Ichijo**
Keep it together, Naito-san.
**[21:40] Ichijo**
This is work.
**[23:15] Guy**
So suddenly?
**[23:16] Guy**
But I can't just...
**[23:21] Guy**
Right.
**[23:22] Guy**
I'll make the arrangements at once.
**[23:31] Kito**
Call Minnie C.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Cards
**[23:36] Voice**
Cards.
# 3 - Cards
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**[00:07] Herschel**
*Very good.*
**[00:08] Herschel**
*No hemorrhaging or ischemia found.*
**[00:12] Herschel**
* No major change in red blood*
* cells, white blood cells,*
**[00:15] Herschel**
*or hematocrit.*
**[00:17] Herschel**
But your pulse is a bit on the rapid side.
**[00:19] Herschel**
* Are you under any stress,*
* Minnie C. Tachibana?*
**[00:23] Minnie**
Not especially.
**[00:24] Herschel**
*Tired of all these physical exams?*
**[00:28] Minnie**
No.
**[00:29] Minnie**
My husband enjoyed physical exams, too.
**[00:32] Minnie**
He said it was like being
in an amusement park.
**[00:36] Herschel**
Glad to hear it.
**[00:38] Herschel**
Okay, next...
**[00:42] Herschel**
One moment.
**[00:48] Herschel**
*Let's finish another time.*
**[00:51] Herschel**
*Kito-san wants to see you.*
**[00:54] Minnie**
All right.
***SIGN*** Cards
**[02:39] Driver**
Is something wrong?
**[02:41] Minnie**
No.
**[02:41] Minnie**
Doesn't Mount Fuji look beautiful today?
**[02:44] Driver**
Oh... It does.
**[02:47] Minnie**
It's just like the day I first came here.
**[02:51] Kito**
You know, to tell the truth,
I was quite worried.
**[02:55] Kito**
When I heard a former US Marine Corps
second lieutenant was coming,
**[02:58] Kito**
I expected someone scary...
**[03:01] Kito**
I'm glad it ended up being someone
like you, Tachibana-san.
**[03:05] Minnie**
Please feel free to call me "Minnie C."
**[03:07] Minnie**
That's how my husband introduced
me to his friends and family.
**[03:12] Kito**
I'll do that, then.
**[03:15] Kito**
You look wonderful in a kimono, Minnie C.
**[03:18] Kito**
Do you often visit Japan?
**[03:21] Minnie**
No,
**[03:22] Minnie**
I first saw Mount Fuji when I flew
over it, on my honeymoon.
**[03:26] Minnie**
My husband was so excited!
**[03:28] Kito**
Oh?
**[03:30] Minnie**
He loved Japanese culture
more than anything,
**[03:33] Minnie**
so when I wear a kimono,
I feel as if he's near me.
**[03:45] Minnie**
Do you see it, darling?
**[03:47] Minnie**
Isn't it beautiful?
**[03:55] Ichijo**
Here you go.
**[04:01] Sana**
This is good.
**[04:03] Sana**
I want more.
**[04:04] Ichijo**
I'll go buy some more.
**[04:06] Ichijo**
So your name is Sana-chan?
**[04:10] Sana**
Are you the lady who talked to
me at the research facility?
**[04:13] Ichijo**
No, but we have met recently.
**[04:17] Ichijo**
You don't remember?
**[04:20] GuyA**
Pardon me.
**[04:22] GuyA**
I was asked to handle the pigs.
**[04:24] Ichiro**
Right, over here.
**[04:26] Sana**
What will they do with them?
**[04:28] Ichijo**
They'll be cared for at a special facility.
**[04:31] Ichijo**
The people will probably do a few tests,
**[04:34] Ichijo**
but they won't harm the pigs at all.
**[04:36] Sana**
Tests?
**[04:37] Ichijo**
Yes.
**[04:39] Ichijo**
They're very special pigs created
by your power, after all.
**[04:42] Sana**
You know about me?
**[04:45] Ichijo**
Yes.
**[04:54] Sana**
Where did this pig come from?
**[04:57] Ichijo**
Huh?
**[04:58] Sana**
Well, it's alive, right?
**[05:01] Sana**
What would happen if I used
my power to get rid of it?
**[05:07] Ichijo**
Do you want to do that?
**[05:08] Sana**
Huh?
**[05:19] Zoroku**
Yeah...
**[05:21] Zoroku**
You know those long cylinders
we always use, right?
**[05:25] Zoroku**
Right, I'd like nine, if possible.
**[05:28] Zoroku**
Can we do that?
**[05:29] Zoroku**
Great, I'll send someone
to get them now.
**[05:33] Zoroku**
Thanks.
**[05:35] Naito**
Cylinders? For the flowers?
**[05:37] Naito**
The things like vases?
**[05:38] Zoroku**
Yeah.
**[05:39] Zoroku**
Hey, Chinatsu! Ichiro!
**[05:41] Chinatsu**
Yes?
**[05:43] Naito**
I never knew those were
provided by the florist.
**[05:46] Naito**
I'm no expert, but can't you
use something else?
**[05:49] Zoroku**
Everything's decided through
advance discussion.
**[05:52] Zoroku**
I can't just change things like that.
**[05:55] Chinatsu**
What's up?
**[05:57] Zoroku**
I need you to go to Sakaki-san's place
**[05:59] Zoroku**
in Kokubunji and pick up the stuff listed.
**[06:01] Chinatsu**
Got it.
**[06:07] Ichijo**
Take care of them, okay?
**[06:09] GuyB**
Just leave them to us.
**[06:16] Ichijo**
How's it going on your end?
**[06:17] Noriko**
Sorry, I'm still analyzing.
**[06:20] Noriko**
This ability-user has a complex signal.
**[06:23] Ichijo**
Sana-chan.
**[06:24] Noriko**
Hmm?
**[06:25] Ichijo**
Her name is Sana-chan.
**[06:28] Noriko**
Roger.
**[06:29] Noriko**
I'll keep analyzing Sana-chan's pattern!
**[06:33] GuyB**
When I see them like this,
pigs are pretty cute.
**[06:36] GuyB**
Huh?
**[06:37] GuyA**
What's wrong?
**[06:38] GuyB**
Didn't you see one that
looked a bit different?
**[06:41] GuyA**
Was there one like that?
**[06:43] GuyB**
Wasn't there?
**[06:47] Zoroku**
I believe you have something
to say to me.
**[06:50] Zoroku**
Well?
**[06:51] Sanae**
Let's apologize together.
Okay, Sana-chan?
**[06:56] Sana**
It wasn't on purpose.
**[06:59] Zoroku**
I didn't ask if it was on purpose!
**[07:02] Zoroku**
Shouldn't a simple apology
come first? Huh?
**[07:05] Sanae**
L-Listen, Grandpa...
**[07:07] Sanae**
Sana-chan really didn't
do it deliberately.
**[07:10] Zoroku**
I realize that!
**[07:12] Zoroku**
But whether she meant any harm,
**[07:15] Zoroku**
the fact is that she did this.
**[07:17] Zoroku**
I told you not to use weird
powers anymore, right?
**[07:21] Zoroku**
One wrong move, and "sorry"
isn't gonna cut it anymore!
**[07:24] Sana**
Bu—
**[07:25] Zoroku**
Can't you even keep a promise?
**[07:28] Zoroku**
Well?
**[07:29] Sana**
B-B-But...
**[07:31] Sana**
But it wasn't on purpose!
**[07:35] Sana**
I wanna go to the research
facility for my...
**[07:38] Zoroku**
Hey, don't cry!
**[07:39] Naito**
Now, now, now, old man!
**[07:41] Naito**
Don't be so touchy all the time.
**[07:44] Naito**
And toward a little girl, at your age.
**[07:46] Zoroku**
Huh?
**[07:49] Naito**
Little girl, my name's Naito Ryu.
**[07:53] Naito**
I'm this scary old man's friend.
**[07:56] Naito**
Know what "Ryu" means?
It means "dragon."
**[07:59] Naito**
Pretty cool, huh?
**[08:02] Zoroku**
Hey, I'm not done—
**[08:03] Naito**
Now, now, now...
**[08:05] Naito**
You know,
**[08:06] Naito**
I'm one of the guys who've been chasing
the baddies who held you prisoner.
**[08:11] Naito**
I'm on your side!
**[08:14] Naito**
So it's also our job to make
sure that you're kept safe.
**[08:19] Naito**
And on that note, I have a favor to ask.
**[08:22] Sana**
What?
**[08:23] Naito**
We can't know when those guys
will try to take you away again.
**[08:28] Naito**
To be sure we always
know where you are,
**[08:31] Naito**
I'd like you to wear a homing device.
**[08:33] Naito**
This thing.
**[08:36] Naito**
Don't like it?
**[08:37] Naito**
Then, how about this one?
**[08:42] Sana**
You don't seem like a bad person, so...
**[08:45] Sana**
Okay.
**[08:46] Sanae**
I'll put it on for you.
**[08:48] Naito**
Hear that?
**[08:49] Naito**
I'm not a bad guy.
**[08:51] Zoroku**
She said the same about me.
**[08:54] Naito**
What, really?
**[08:58] Ichijo**
I guess she likes it.
**[09:00] Noriko**
Yeah.
**[09:03] Sanae**
It looks good on you.
**[09:07] Sana**
Sanae, I'm hungry!
**[09:09] Sanae**
What?
**[09:10] Sanae**
Already?
**[09:11] Ichijo**
Shall I send someone
to buy something?
**[09:13] Sana**
Really?
**[09:15] Sana**
I want that juice from before.
**[09:16] Ichijo**
Very well.
**[09:17] Sanae**
Good for you, Sana-chan!
**[09:19] Sana**
Yeah.
**[09:20] Sana**
You want some, too?
**[09:21] Sanae**
Can I? Yay!
**[09:23] Sana**
Just a little bit, though.
**[09:25] Sanae**
Okay!
**[09:33] Kito**
Oh, you're already there?
**[09:36] Kito**
Thank you for moving so fast.
**[09:39] Minnie**
I'll transfer to the car for
the mission and stand by.
**[09:43] Minnie**
Ready for your order anytime.
**[09:45] Kito**
Roger.
**[09:46] Kito**
Wait just a bit longer.
**[09:48] Kito**
I'll talk to you soon.
**[10:00] Kito**
Oh? What's this?
**[10:09] Cleo**
Is that lady coming here?
**[10:12] Kito**
You mean Minnie C?
**[10:14] Kito**
She'll be nearby, but I don't
think she'll join us.
**[10:17] Cleo**
Okay.
**[10:19] Cleo**
I don't like her.
**[10:21] Kito**
But I think she's very nice.
**[10:23] Kito**
She's always smiling.
**[10:25] Cleo**
Isn't smiling all the time
**[10:27] Cleo**
the same as never smiling?
**[10:31] Kito**
You're very perceptive, Kureo.
**[10:35] Kito**
Ah, in Iraq?
**[10:38] Herschel**
Yes, while defusing a bomb.
**[10:41] Herschel**
And after her husband died,
**[10:43] Herschel**
she suffered from insomnia and was
on the verge of being discharged.
**[10:47] Herschel**
But then,
**[10:49] Herschel**
after dreaming that her husband's
arms were embracing her,
**[10:52] Herschel**
her condition immediately stabilized.
**[10:55] Kito**
And that's when she became
a Dream of Alice?
**[10:57] Herschel**
Precisely.
**[10:59] Kito**
In any case, she's an intriguing sample.
**[11:03] Kito**
There have been very few cases of
a living being turning into a card.
**[11:08] Kito**
Even if it's only one part of that being.
**[11:28] Joe**
Listen, Minnie C.
**[11:32] Minnie**
Yes?
**[11:34] Joe**
Don't laugh, okay?
**[11:36] Minnie**
I wouldn't do that.
**[11:39] Joe**
I think I'm happier now than
I've ever been in my life.
**[11:45] Minnie**
Yes, I am, too.
**[12:04] Minnie**
No.
**[12:06] Joe**
*This will sound silly.*
**[12:08] Joe**
*But I never feared death until I met you,*
**[12:13] Joe**
*Minnie C.*
**[12:23] Minnie**
Darling...
**[12:26] Sana**
Yum!
**[12:29] Ichijo**
You have some on you.
**[12:31] Sanae**
Watching you is making
me hungry, Sana-chan!
**[12:36] Sanae**
Thank you! These are for me?
**[12:38] Sana**
Yeah.
**[12:39] Sana**
You want any?
**[12:40] Ichijo**
I'm fine, thank you.
**[12:42] Naito**
Sana-chan?
**[12:44] Naito**
Are you interested in becoming a member of Zoroku-san's family?
**[12:48] Zoroku**
Huh?
**[12:55] Zoroku**
What the hell are you saying?!
**[12:58] Naito**
Now, now, now...
**[13:00] Naito**
I get it. You'd have to
make arrangements!
**[13:04] Naito**
Like tableware and futons—
**[13:06] Zoroku**
That's not what I'm talking about!
**[13:08] Zoroku**
The agreement was to take her to a safe
place, where she'd be cared for!
**[13:11] Naito**
Yeah, but just think about it...
**[13:14] Naito**
This is a kid who gets into car races
with supernatural powers in town.
**[13:17] Naito**
Who else is gonna take her in?
**[13:19] Zoroku**
Just what do you think I am?!
**[13:21] Naito**
Briefly,
**[13:22] Naito**
I want her to have a good,
responsible guardian.
**[13:26] Naito**
I'll personally arrange bodyguards
and everything, of course.
**[13:29] Zoroku**
You'd damn well better!
**[13:31] Zoroku**
What I'm saying is—
**[13:32] Naito**
Besides, old man,
**[13:34] Naito**
what this girl needs is a family.
**[13:37] Naito**
A warm home, where she can eat
good food and sleep safely.
**[13:41] Naito**
She's never known that kind
of ordinary happiness.
**[13:45] Zoroku**
Ordinary happiness?
**[13:47] Zoroku**
That doesn't sound like you.
**[13:49] Zoroku**
When you talk about stuff like that,
**[13:51] Zoroku**
there's always an ulterior motive!
**[13:53] Naito**
I've gotta hand it to you.
**[13:55] Naito**
You know me well.
**[13:56] Naito**
Still, just do this for me...
**[13:58] Naito**
They want her to experience a normal
lifestyle as soon as possible.
**[14:03] Zoroku**
Who does?
**[14:05] Naito**
Weren't you sort of considering
this, anyway?
**[14:08] Naito**
That's how you are. I know you.
**[14:14] Sanae**
Sana-chan...
**[14:15] Sanae**
If you ended up living with us,
what would you do?
**[14:19] Sana**
I don't know.
**[14:20] Sana**
What about you?
**[14:24] Sanae**
Let's see...
**[14:25] Sanae**
I think I'd be kind of happy!
**[14:30] Sana**
And you, Zoroku?
**[14:33] Sana**
Do you not want me in your house?
**[14:36] Zoroku**
Look, before we get to that,
**[14:39] Zoroku**
you still haven't said something
important to me.
**[14:42] Zoroku**
I know there's something
you want to say first.
**[14:50] Sana**
B-Bathroom!
**[14:51] Zoroku**
Huh?
**[14:52] Sana**
I-It's true.
**[14:53] Sana**
I gotta pee!
**[14:55] Sanae**
You did drink a lot of juice.
**[14:57] Sanae**
It's this way.
**[14:59] Sanae**
Oh, wait, Sana-chan...
**[15:01] Sanae**
Your hair will get in the way like that.
**[15:06] Sanae**
Can you use the bathroom by yourself?
**[15:08] Sana**
Don't mock me!
**[15:09] Sana**
I can do anything.
**[15:13] Sanae**
Okay, you're all set.
**[15:24] Kito**
If you would, Minnie C.
**[15:26] Minnie**
Right.
**[15:27] Sana**
A member of Zoroku's family, huh?
**[15:30] Sana**
I'd live in that house, huh?
**[15:33] Sana**
What should I do?
**[15:36] Sana**
Oh, yeah.
**[15:37] Sana**
I'll apologize to Zoroku after this.
**[15:39] Sana**
Guess I have no choice!
**[15:41] Sana**
I guess I have no choice!
**[15:46] Sanae**
Sana-chan, are you okay?
**[15:49] Sanae**
Sana-chan?
**[15:51] Sanae**
Sana-chan?
**[15:54] Sanae**
Sana-chan?
**[15:55] Sanae**
Sana-chan!
**[15:56] Noriko**
*Senpai!*
**[15:57] Noriko**
*The transmitter's moving!*
**[16:02] Ichijo**
Yamada, where is she?
**[16:03] Noriko**
* Go 300 meters, turn right,*
* and go another 500 meters!*
**[16:08] Zoroku**
What is this?
**[16:10] Ichijo**
*Naito-san!*
**[16:11] Naito**
Did you find her?
**[16:13] Ichijo**
They got us!
**[16:15] Ichijo**
They rewrote the toilet's location!
**[16:28] Minnie**
When she's like this, she looks
like an ordinary child.
**[16:34] Minnie**
Well done, darling.
**[16:37] Minnie**
Thanks for always being there.
**[16:43] Noriko**
Ichijo-senpai, I have Sana-chan's signal!
**[16:46] Ichijo**
*You're sure?*
**[16:47] Noriko**
Yes.
**[16:48] Noriko**
It's really weak,
**[16:49] Noriko**
but the pattern is a match.
**[16:50] Ichijo**
*Where?*
**[16:51] Noriko**
I'm sorry.
**[16:52] Noriko**
The system is still unstable,
**[16:55] Noriko**
so I can't pinpoint it.
**[16:56] Noriko**
The GPS was for this, but now...
**[17:02] Noriko**
Senpai! Her signal's gone!
**[17:04] Ichijo**
Contact Naito-san.
**[17:05] Ichijo**
Check all area surveillance
cameras at once!
**[17:08] Noriko**
*Roger!*
**[17:18] Sana**
*What is this?*
**[17:19] Sana**
*What's going on?*
**[17:22] Minnie**
Oh? You've already perked up,
**[17:25] Minnie**
Red Queen?
**[17:27] Minnie**
I'm shocked.
**[17:29] Minnie**
We gave you enough to knock
out an adult for half a day.
**[17:33] Minnie**
Just what kind of monster are you?
**[17:38] Minnie**
Do you know who I am?
**[17:41] Minnie**
I am Minnie C. Tachibana.
**[17:43] Minnie**
I've come from the research
facility to collect you.
**[17:51] Sana**
*What is this?*
**[17:53] Sana**
*What's happening?*
**[17:54] Sana**
*I can't move!*
**[17:55] Minnie**
Being restrained by so much strength
that you cannot move at all
**[18:00] Minnie**
is a bit exciting, isn't it?
**[18:03] Minnie**
In the military, I had that experience.
**[18:07] Minnie**
That won't work.
**[18:08] Minnie**
Don't worry.
**[18:09] Minnie**
If you just stay quiet,
**[18:12] Minnie**
we will arrive soon.
**[18:14] Minnie**
Let's go home together.
**[18:17] Minnie**
Wonderland?
**[18:20] Kito**
Yes.
**[18:22] Kito**
I want to show it to you.
**[18:32] Kito**
Just what are the Dreams of Alice?
**[18:34] Kito**
Perhaps, rather than a
gift from the heavens,
**[18:37] Kito**
they're actually an illness or a bug
in the workings of this world.
**[18:44] Kito**
That's what some people say.
**[18:47] Kito**
What do you think?
**[18:49] Minnie**
Who knows?
**[18:50] Minnie**
To be honest, I don't think it matters.
**[18:53] Minnie**
Even if they're demons,
**[18:55] Minnie**
if they can be used for a purpose,
it's human nature to do so.
**[18:59] Minnie**
That is why I've come here.
**[19:02] Kito**
That's great...
**[19:04] Kito**
I feel the same.
**[19:11] Kito**
What I'm about to show you
is a clue to those demons.
**[19:18] Kito**
Ten years ago,
**[19:20] Kito**
part of the facility underground
was rewritten into a mess,
**[19:24] Kito**
and an impossibly huge space appeared.
**[19:29] Minnie**
Is that a relay antenna?
**[19:31] Kito**
We tried releasing drones to
observe the space inside.
**[19:35] Kito**
But it didn't work.
**[19:37] Kito**
Anything in here that she
dislikes is destroyed.
**[19:42] Minnie**
"She"?
**[19:43] Kito**
It seems that she won't
harm humans, but...
**[19:49] Kito**
Hey!
**[19:50] Kito**
Where are you?
**[19:51] Kito**
I've brought a visitor.
**[19:53] Kito**
Turn on the light.
**[19:57] Kito**
I need your data in order
**[19:59] Kito**
to learn what she really is, Minnie C.
**[20:07] Kito**
We call her
**[20:09] Kito**
the Red Queen.
**[20:17] Kito**
This ridiculous spectacle
**[20:20] Kito**
is an inexhaustible collection of cards
she's created from her Mirror Gate.
**[20:26] Minnie**
But for Dreams of Alice, cards are...
**[20:29] Kito**
Yes, each only has one.
**[20:31] Kito**
And getting the power they
want isn't guaranteed.
**[20:36] Kito**
But she is extraordinary.
**[20:39] Kito**
In this Wonderland, everything she
wishes for becomes reality.
**[20:45] Kito**
Anything she can imagine
**[20:48] Kito**
can come true.
**[20:52] Kito**
If you could obtain this
power for yourself,
**[20:55] Kito**
what would you wish for?
**[21:03] Minnie**
I...
**[21:11] Minnie**
I shall explain what's happening now.
**[21:15] Minnie**
Currently,
**[21:16] Minnie**
you're in a vehicle moving at 100
kph, on a road you don't know.
**[21:21] Minnie**
If you were thrown outside right now,
**[21:23] Minnie**
you would either crash into the ground
or another vehicle, and you'd die.
**[21:27] Minnie**
And if I apply just a bit more strength,
**[21:31] Minnie**
your neck will break, and you'll die.
**[21:36] Minnie**
Do you understand?
**[21:37] Minnie**
Did you just imagine it now?
**[21:39] Minnie**
If you struggle or disobey me,
**[21:43] Minnie**
you will die.
**[21:46] Minnie**
Understand?
**[21:48] Joe**
Until I met you, I'd never feared death,
**[21:54] Joe**
Minnie C.
**[21:56] Minnie**
I would do absolutely anything
**[21:59] Minnie**
to see him again,
**[22:03] Minnie**
Red Queen.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Something Not Human
**[23:36] Voice**
Something Not Human.
# 4 - Something Not Human
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQ5N80Y/alice--zoroku)
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**[00:02] Naito**
I'm sorry.
**[00:03] Naito**
I was careless.
**[00:05] Naito**
I deployed some personnel in
the area around this house.
**[00:08] Naito**
But they struck when she
happened to be over here.
**[00:12] Naito**
That's the only thing left at the scene.
**[00:14] Naito**
They took her while she
was using the bathroom.
**[00:19] Sanae**
Because I...
**[00:20] Sanae**
Because I brought Sana-chan here!
**[00:23] Naito**
Oh, no, no... That's not true.
**[00:25] Naito**
It isn't your fault.
**[00:27] Naito**
Ichijo-kun and a lady named
"Yamada" are after them now.
**[00:30] Naito**
I'm sure they'll find her soon.
**[00:32] Sanae**
But... But...
**[00:34] Zoroku**
Calm down.
**[00:35] Zoroku**
Don't worry.
**[00:37] Sanae**
Grandpa...
**[00:38] Zoroku**
She'll be fine.
**[00:41] Naito**
Yeah, he's right!
**[00:44] Naito**
Sana-chan is valuable
to those guys, too.
**[00:47] Naito**
They won't be quick to harm her.
**[00:50] Sanae**
Harm her?
**[00:52] Zoroku**
Sanae...
**[01:00] Minnie**
Do you understand?
**[01:01] Minnie**
Did you just imagine it now?
**[01:05] Minnie**
If you struggle or disobey me,
**[01:08] Minnie**
you will die.
**[01:11] Minnie**
I would do absolutely anything
**[01:13] Minnie**
to see him again.
***SIGN*** Something Not Human
**[02:57] Cleo**
What does everyone like
about such a noisy place?
**[03:04] Kito**
I'm back.
**[03:05] Cleo**
I want to go home and
play video games.
**[03:07] Cleo**
We're done here, right?
**[03:08] Kito**
Yes.
**[03:09] Kito**
We can leave the rest to Minnie C.
**[03:12] Kito**
I'm sure she'll bring
the Red Queen home.
**[03:15] Kito**
You all did great.
**[03:18] Kito**
If you get hungry before we get
there, you can have that—
**[03:21] Cleo**
I don't want it.
**[03:23] Cleo**
I'm sick of sweet stuff.
**[03:26] Yonaga**
When this is over, everything will
be back to normal, right?
**[03:29] Yonaga**
We'll be with Sa-chan again.
**[03:31] Asahi**
Yes.
**[03:33] Asahi**
That's right.
**[03:43] Minnie**
Honestly, you disappoint me.
**[03:46] Minnie**
You once commanded the
principles of space itself.
**[03:49] Minnie**
If this is all you can do outside,
**[03:51] Minnie**
you really are no more than a child.
**[03:54] Minnie**
You acquired a body,
**[03:56] Minnie**
learned language,
**[03:57] Minnie**
and gained emotions...
**[03:59] Minnie**
Only to flee to the outside world
and pretend to be human.
**[04:03] Minnie**
See?
**[04:04] Minnie**
It was so easy to render
you motionless.
**[04:09] Sana**
*Pretend to be human?*
**[04:11] Sana**
*What is she talking about?*
**[04:13] Minnie**
Or could it be...
**[04:15] Minnie**
Do you actually think you're human,
**[04:20] Minnie**
Red Queen?
**[04:23] Naito**
Why are they after that girl?
**[04:26] Zoroku**
I called you because I thought you
**[04:28] Zoroku**
could do something about the abuse
she's apparently endured.
**[04:31] Zoroku**
But it looks like you guys are
working on something bigger.
**[04:37] Naito**
That's a state secret.
**[04:39] Zoroku**
Huh?
**[04:40] Naito**
Kidding, kidding!
**[04:41] Naito**
A joke.
**[04:42] Naito**
This is just something of
a territorial dispute...
**[04:45] Naito**
In the government, two people
have two differing opinions.
**[04:50] Naito**
I'm basically one of those people's dog.
**[04:53] Zoroku**
Say it so I can understand.
**[04:55] Zoroku**
Just what kind of little girl is she?
**[04:59] Naito**
To be honest, I'm not
sure you'll believe me.
**[05:03] Naito**
But Sana-chan, most likely,
**[05:05] Naito**
isn't a human like you and me.
**[05:08] Both**
Huh?
**[05:10] Minnie**
You are not human.
**[05:13] Minnie**
In fact...
**[05:15] Minnie**
Thirteen years ago,
**[05:16] Minnie**
when you first appeared beneath
the research facility,
**[05:19] Minnie**
you couldn't even be
called a living thing.
**[05:23] Minnie**
You were a mere phenomenon that could
randomly read thoughts and reactions
**[05:28] Minnie**
of living things around you,
and make them real.
**[05:31] Minnie**
Your appearance,
**[05:33] Minnie**
ego, emotions, and words you learned
**[05:36] Minnie**
were all cards that an ownerless Mirror Gate
**[05:38] Minnie**
created by copying those
things from humans.
**[05:42] Minnie**
Have you forgotten that?
**[05:43] Sana**
*That's a lie.*
**[05:44] Sana**
*I'm Sana, and I'm right here!*
**[05:47] Minnie**
That is why you must not leave
the research facility.
**[05:51] Minnie**
Living in the outside world
is impossible for you.
**[05:54] Minnie**
If there is a place for you in the world,
**[05:56] Minnie**
it's at Wonderland and nowhere else.
**[05:59] Minnie**
Now, let us return to where you belong.
**[06:04] Naito**
That girl's power is called
a "Dream of Alice."
**[06:08] Naito**
And it's said that soon, many more
people will have such powers.
**[06:14] Naito**
This may all sound preposterous.
**[06:16] Naito**
But it flips our senses of vitality
and ethics totally upside-down.
**[06:21] Naito**
Can our society accept beings like her?
**[06:26] Naito**
We'll soon be facing that issue head-on.
**[06:29] Naito**
Frankly, we think it's possible.
**[06:32] Naito**
But the other side doesn't agree...
**[06:35] Naito**
Do you understand now?
**[06:38] Zoroku**
More or less.
**[06:40] Naito**
We'd been employing various tactics
beneath the surface already.
**[06:44] Naito**
And then we learned the girl we'd been
watching had wound up with you.
**[06:49] Naito**
So I thought I'd make use
of that little godsend.
**[06:53] Zoroku**
Make use of it?
**[06:55] Naito**
Yep, to determine whether humans
can coexist with Sana-chan.
**[07:00] Naito**
Well, I guess that's an exaggeration.
**[07:02] Zoroku**
You've always been the type who doesn't
consider the trouble you cause others.
**[07:07] Naito**
Sorry.
**[07:09] Zoroku**
I'll air my complaints later.
**[07:11] Zoroku**
After that girl comes back home.
**[07:14] Zoroku**
Sanae, can you continue
to get along with her?
**[07:17] Sanae**
Huh?
**[07:18] Sanae**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:19] Zoroku**
All right.
**[07:21] Zoroku**
Then the girl can—
**[07:22] Sanae**
U-Um, that's fine, but...
**[07:26] Sanae**
Grandpa, I wish you wouldn't just
make decisions about everything
**[07:31] Sanae**
on your own like that.
**[07:34] Sanae**
When I heard that Sana-chan
was at our house,
**[07:38] Sanae**
I was so surprised.
**[07:42] Sanae**
I mean, it's fine, but...
**[07:43] Sanae**
But you tend to be that
way sometimes.
**[07:48] Zoroku**
Do I?
**[07:50] Sanae**
Please value your family more!
**[07:53] Sanae**
Please talk to me more!
**[07:57] Sanae**
If we're going to be a family of
three, it's all the more reason.
**[08:04] Sanae**
I'm done.
**[08:05] Zoroku**
Okay...
**[08:07] Zoroku**
Got it.
**[08:08] Sanae**
Okay.
**[08:09] Sanae**
I'm glad, then.
**[08:14] Minnie**
Now, then. Our little chat is over.
**[08:16] Minnie**
I'll need you to be quiet for a bit longer.
**[08:20] Sana**
*I'm not human?*
**[08:23] Sana**
* That's why I wasn't to go*
* to the outside world?*
**[08:26] Sana**
*Am I...*
**[08:27] Sana**
*Am I not allowed to go anywhere?*
**[08:30] Sana**
*Because I'm a monster?*
**[08:32] Sana**
*I don't...*
**[08:34] Sana**
*I don't*
**[08:36] Sana**
*want that!*
**[08:37] Minnie**
This will just slow your body down,
**[08:39] Minnie**
to make your brain stop working.
**[08:42] Minnie**
When you're completely unconscious,
you're more dangerous.
**[08:49] Minnie**
Filthy...
**[08:59] FutureSana**
Oh, you've come here?
**[09:02] FutureSana**
It's sort of against the rules
for you to talk to me.
**[09:06] Sana**
I feel like I know you.
**[09:08] Sana**
Who are you?
**[09:09] FutureSana**
Me?
**[09:11] FutureSana**
Well... let's see.
**[09:13] FutureSana**
I'm a really cool lady you don't know.
**[09:16] Sana**
Huh?
**[09:17] Sana**
When I was at the research
facility, did you talk to me?
**[09:22] FutureSana**
Well, in time, you'll find out.
**[09:25] Sana**
Flat.
**[09:26] FutureSana**
Huh?
**[09:27] Sana**
You're an adult, but Sanae has
bigger breasts than you.
**[09:31] FutureSana**
You'd better not forget you said that.
**[09:33] FutureSana**
I'll knock you for a loop later.
**[09:37] Sana**
Hey...
**[09:39] Sana**
I may not be human.
**[09:42] Sana**
I may be a monster.
**[09:44] FutureSana**
Most people don't know
what they really are.
**[09:49] FutureSana**
I'm still searching for that myself.
**[09:52] FutureSana**
I shouldn't tell you this.
**[09:55] FutureSana**
But I was very lucky.
**[09:59] FutureSana**
I had people around me who
knew things I didn't.
**[10:03] FutureSana**
I'm sure you do, too.
**[10:05] FutureSana**
You should try calling
that person's name.
**[10:13] Zoroku**
Hey, did you just hear something?
**[10:16] Naito**
Wait! Look above you. Above.
**[10:18] Zoroku**
Huh?
**[10:20] Zoroku**
The hell is that?
**[10:22] Sanae**
That's Sana-chan's.
**[10:26] Sanae**
Grandpa!
**[10:27] Sanae**
Please save Sana-chan!
**[10:29] Zoroku**
Huh?
**[10:31] Sana**
*Zo... roku.*
**[10:37] Minnie**
Huh?
**[10:51] Zoroku**
Hey!
**[10:54] Zoroku**
Sana...
**[10:55] Zoroku**
Sana, you okay?
**[10:57] Zoroku**
Can you hear me?
**[10:58] Sana**
*That's...*
**[11:00] Sana**
* That's the first time*
* he's called me "Sana."*
**[11:02] Zoroku**
Hey, are you the one
**[11:04] Zoroku**
who's been cruel to this little girl?
**[11:07] Minnie**
Honestly, Red Queen,
**[11:10] Minnie**
all you do is cause—
**[11:11] Zoroku**
You demon...
**[11:13] Zoroku**
I'm not joking here!
**[11:15] Zoroku**
I hate crooked stuff!
**[11:20] Minnie**
Just who are you?
**[11:22] Zoroku**
I'm a florist.
**[11:24] Zoroku**
I'm not too strong,
but I won't be outdone.
**[11:28] Zoroku**
Sana!
**[11:29] Zoroku**
Where's your energy from earlier?
**[11:31] Zoroku**
Can't you do anything,
just by thinking about it?
**[11:34] Zoroku**
So don't just stay here like this!
**[11:40] Zoroku**
Sana...
**[11:42] Zoroku**
Get back home right now!
**[11:44] Zoroku**
That creepy guy, Naito,
is gonna save you.
**[11:50] Zoroku**
Don't worry about me.
**[11:52] Zoroku**
Just...
**[11:54] Zoroku**
Get going, now!
**[11:55] Minnie**
Would you please be quiet?
**[11:57] Zoroku**
You—
**[12:04] Zoroku**
Sana!
**[12:06] Zoroku**
Damn you!
**[12:13] Minnie**
Red Queen, if you try to act
on your own again,
**[12:17] Minnie**
something even worse will happen.
**[12:20] Minnie**
Next time, to him.
**[12:22] Zoroku**
Sana!
**[12:23] Minnie**
Understand?
**[12:24] Minnie**
I am serious.
**[12:26] Zoroku**
Sana. Sana...
**[12:28] Zoroku**
Sana!
**[12:29] Sana**
*No.*
**[12:30] Sana**
*No more...*
**[12:31] Sana**
*Why did it come to this?*
**[12:34] Sana**
*Because I'm not human?*
**[12:37] Sana**
* Because I pretended to be human when*
* I'm not, and I called Zoroku here?*
**[12:42] Sana**
*Or because Zoroku and I...*
**[12:47] Sana**
*I see...*
**[12:48] Sana**
*I get it.*
**[13:05] Sana**
That's enough.
**[13:08] Sana**
I get it now.
**[13:10] Sana**
So don't do anything bad to Zoroku.
**[13:15] Zoroku**
Sana!
**[13:16] Zoroku**
Hey!
**[13:16] Minnie**
Her energy finally ran out.
**[13:18] Zoroku**
Sana...
**[13:19] Zoroku**
Is your wound okay?
**[13:23] Minnie**
She truly is amazing.
**[13:25] Minnie**
While making her wound disappear,
**[13:28] Minnie**
she actually rewrote parts
of her situation.
**[13:34] Noriko**
I've located Sana-chan!
**[13:36] Noriko**
She's headed toward Oi Futo on the
Shuto Expressway Bayshore Route!
**[13:39] Naito**
Got it.
**[13:40] Naito**
I'll ask an acquaintance in Port Authority
if he's seen anyone strange leaving Oi.
**[13:46] Naito**
Ichijo-kun, did you hear that?
**[13:47] Ichijo**
*Yes!*
**[13:48] Ichijo**
*I'll head there, too!*
**[13:50] Naito**
Thanks.
**[13:51] Naito**
So there you go.
**[13:52] Naito**
Nothing to worry about anymore.
**[13:54] Sanae**
O-Okay...
**[13:56] Naito**
I'm heading out for a bit.
**[13:58] Naito**
You should go home, Sanae-chan.
**[14:00] Naito**
I'll get someone to take you.
**[14:03] Naito**
Wait here.
**[14:20] Sanae**
Um...
**[14:21] Sanae**
Could you take me with you?
**[14:34] Sana**
I'm sorry, Zoroku.
**[14:36] Sana**
I... really am... a monster.
**[14:41] Sana**
I'm sorry.
**[14:42] Sana**
I'm so sorry, Zoroku.
**[14:45] Zoroku**
Don't worry about it.
**[14:46] Zoroku**
I'm used to it.
**[14:49] Sana**
I'm sorry!
**[14:52] Minnie**
Kashimura Zoroku-san, age 72.
**[14:56] Minnie**
Owner of the flower shop
Kashimura Floral.
**[14:59] Minnie**
Your family consists of a granddaughter,
a high school second-year.
**[15:04] Zoroku**
You know everything about me, huh?
**[15:07] Minnie**
I'd appreciate it if you would quietly
accompany us for a while.
**[15:11] Zoroku**
Who are you, anyway?
**[15:14] Minnie**
I am Miriam C. Tachibana.
**[15:17] Minnie**
I'm working with a certain state project
**[15:19] Minnie**
that involves the Japanese
and American governments.
**[15:23] Zoroku**
What they call "Dreams of Alice," right?
**[15:25] Minnie**
Oh, you know of them?
**[15:27] Minnie**
Our goal is to research
the Dreams of Alice
**[15:30] Minnie**
and artificially reproduce their powers.
**[15:33] Minnie**
And in the end, we'll build a new
energy system based upon it.
**[15:38] Minnie**
You could say this is a project
to benefit humanity.
**[15:41] Zoroku**
You don't mind keeping this
child locked up for life,
**[15:44] Zoroku**
dissecting her or anything else,
**[15:46] Zoroku**
as long as it's "to benefit humanity"?
**[15:50] Minnie**
You like sci-fi movies?
**[15:53] Minnie**
We will not dissect her.
**[15:55] Minnie**
However...
**[15:57] Minnie**
She is not a human, let alone a child.
**[16:02] Minnie**
The Red Queen is an
**[16:04] Minnie**
unknown phenomenon, born when an
unidentified being mimicked humans.
**[16:09] Zoroku**
Hmph!
**[16:10] Zoroku**
Makes no sense to me.
**[16:11] Zoroku**
She looks like an ordinary little girl.
**[16:14] Minnie**
What if a weapon of mass destruction
adopted an artificial personality,
**[16:17] Minnie**
taking the form of a young girl?
**[16:20] Minnie**
What would you think about that?
**[16:23] Zoroku**
Huh?
**[16:24] Minnie**
Such a monster is attempting
**[16:25] Minnie**
to mingle in our society, in disguise.
**[16:29] Zoroku**
Hey...
**[16:30] Minnie**
Kashimura-san, since meeting her,
**[16:33] Minnie**
have you or your granddaughter
been in mortal danger?
**[16:36] Zoroku**
Don't listen to a word she says!
**[16:39] Zoroku**
Hey, everything you're saying is—
**[16:41] Sana**
That's enough.
**[16:43] Sana**
That's enough, Zoroku...
**[16:46] Sana**
I think it's true that I'm a monster!
**[16:50] Sana**
There are lots of things I
thought were strange.
**[16:52] Zoroku**
Hey.
**[16:53] Sana**
I'm a monster.
**[16:55] Sana**
If you find out what I really am,
I'm sure you'll hate me, too.
**[17:00] Sana**
M-Maybe you already hate me now.
**[17:05] Sana**
I don't want you or Sanae
**[17:07] Sana**
to go through any more
trouble because of me.
**[17:11] Zoroku**
Hey, Sana...
**[17:12] Sana**
If it was all because I
wanted to be human,
**[17:16] Sana**
then you don't... need me around.
**[17:20] Sana**
I'm sorry, Zoroku.
**[17:22] Sana**
I'll go back to the research facility.
**[17:25] Sana**
Thank you...
**[17:27] Sana**
The food was delicious!
**[17:36] Noriko**
Yes!
**[17:36] Noriko**
I'm taking a helicopter there!
**[17:38] Noriko**
You?
**[17:39] Ichijo**
*I'll go on my own.*
**[17:40] Ichijo**
*That'll be faster.*
**[17:43] Noriko**
Senpai, you're so awesome!
**[17:48] Naito**
I found out which boat they're on.
**[17:51] Naito**
Ichijo-kun will save them in no time.
**[17:53] Sanae**
O-Okay.
**[17:55] Naito**
It'll be fine, really.
**[17:56] Naito**
Right now, I bet your grandpa's
lecturing the kidnapper.
**[18:00] Naito**
He's saying, "I hate crooked stuff!"
**[18:10] Sanae**
Back then...
**[18:12] Zoroku**
What're you making?
**[18:14] Sanae**
They're graves.
**[18:18] Sanae**
I don't clearly remember
**[18:22] Sanae**
what Grandpa said to me then.
**[18:24] Sanae**
But...
**[18:27] Sanae**
Earlier, when he said that Sana-chan
might become part of our family,
**[18:32] Sanae**
I had a really strange feeling,
like something
**[18:37] Sanae**
tightening in my chest.
**[18:40] Sanae**
And...
**[18:45] Sanae**
I think that it made me
remember a little bit.
**[18:48] Sanae**
What Grandpa told me back then,
**[18:52] Sanae**
at the time of my parents' funeral.
**[18:55] Sanae**
And how much his words saved me.
**[18:58] Zoroku**
Listen... Sana.
**[19:01] Zoroku**
Even if you aren't human, so what?
**[19:05] Zoroku**
Don't say such dumb things.
**[19:11] Zoroku**
Just come home with me now, Sana.
**[19:16] Zoroku**
You said your name's Miriam-san?
**[19:19] Zoroku**
You said this girl isn't human.
**[19:23] Zoroku**
Then, let me ask...
**[19:24] Zoroku**
What is a human?
**[19:26] Zoroku**
You shot a child, without a
thought. Are you human?
**[19:30] Minnie**
That is not the issue here.
**[19:33] Zoroku**
You're right that this girl's dangerous.
**[19:35] Zoroku**
The moment I take my eyes off her,
she's causing a commotion.
**[19:39] Zoroku**
At best, she's a nuisance.
**[19:41] Zoroku**
But everyone does those things.
**[19:45] Zoroku**
As long as you see the problem
and improve, it's fine.
**[19:49] Zoroku**
That's all there is to it.
**[19:50] Zoroku**
Not to mention,
**[19:52] Zoroku**
she's happy when she has good food.
**[19:55] Zoroku**
In her own clumsy way,
she worries about others.
**[19:57] Zoroku**
And she even gauges others' moods.
**[19:59] Zoroku**
Even when she's caused trouble,
**[20:01] Zoroku**
she's never done anything
with malicious intent.
**[20:05] Zoroku**
That's who Sana is.
**[20:07] Zoroku**
She's got a heart.
**[20:09] Minnie**
As I was saying, the issue here
is not such a personal matter.
**[20:13] Minnie**
You aren't in any position
to do anything with her—
**[20:17] Zoroku**
Listen when your elders speak!
**[20:19] Zoroku**
All of us, no matter who,
are imperfect somehow.
**[20:23] Zoroku**
There are things we can't know
or do on our own,
**[20:26] Zoroku**
so we lean on each other to get by.
**[20:30] Zoroku**
Isn't that true for you, too?
**[20:33] Zoroku**
Look, even if this girl is some
kind of alien, like you say,
**[20:38] Zoroku**
is that really a problem?
**[20:41] Zoroku**
You honestly don't think
coexistence is possible?
**[20:48] Sana**
H-Hey, Zoroku...
**[20:50] Sana**
What are you saying?
**[20:51] Sana**
I'm not human, you know.
**[20:54] Sana**
I'll cause a lot of trouble for you.
**[20:57] Sana**
For Sanae, too.
**[21:00] Zoroku**
So what?
**[21:02] Zoroku**
No matter what you are,
**[21:03] Zoroku**
in tough times, you should
be with others.
**[21:08] Zoroku**
Don't force yourself, Sana.
**[21:11] Zoroku**
In any case, I have no reason to send
you away with these violent fools!
**[21:18] Zoroku**
You left because you wanted to
see what was outside, right?
**[21:22] Zoroku**
Then do that.
**[21:23] Zoroku**
Don't go back on your word.
**[21:25] Zoroku**
I hate crooked stuff, you know.
**[21:37] Sana**
Y-You must be an idiot!
**[21:39] Zoroku**
I see.
**[21:49] Ichijo**
Sorry I'm late.
**[21:52] Ichijo**
I'm here to save you.
**[21:55] Ichijo**
I'm Cabinet Information Research Office
Secret Service agent Ichijo Shizuku.
**[22:00] Ichijo**
We'll be taking you two with us!
***SIGN*** Next Episode A Home to Return to
**[23:35] Voice**
A Home to Return to.
# 5 - A Home to Return to
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**[00:03] Sana**
What are you saying?
**[00:05] Sana**
I'm not human, you know.
**[00:08] Sana**
I'll cause a lot of trouble for you.
**[00:11] Sana**
For Sanae, too.
**[00:12] Zoroku**
So what?
**[00:14] Zoroku**
No matter what you are,
**[00:16] Zoroku**
in tough times, you should
be with others.
**[00:20] Zoroku**
You left because you wanted to
see what was outside, right?
**[00:24] Zoroku**
Then do that.
**[00:26] Zoroku**
Don't go back on your word.
**[00:28] Zoroku**
I hate crooked stuff, you know.
**[00:39] Sana**
Y-You must be an idiot!
**[00:42] Zoroku**
I see.
**[00:56] Ichijo**
Sorry I'm late.
**[00:59] Ichijo**
I'm here to save you.
**[01:01] Ichijo**
I'm Cabinet Information Research Office
Secret Service agent Ichijo Shizuku.
**[01:07] Ichijo**
We'll be taking you two with us!
***SIGN*** A Home to Return to
**[02:52] Waitress**
Um, I will now read back your order.
**[02:56] Waitress**
Three stewed Hamburg steak B meals,
**[02:58] Waitress**
four mozzarella pizzas,
two mushroom risottos,
**[03:02] Waitress**
three herb and chicken salads,
and three orders of focaccia.
**[03:05] Waitress**
Is that correct?
**[03:06] Kito**
Yes, and the drink bar for four, please.
**[03:10] Waitress**
Drink bar for four.
**[03:11] Waitress**
Thank you very much.
**[03:14] Kito**
Yes?
**[03:16] Kito**
What?
**[03:18] Guy**
Yes, the container holding the
Red Queen has been stolen.
**[03:23] Guy**
I believe the thief possessed
a Dream of Alice.
**[03:26] Kito**
Surely not from before.
**[03:31] Ichijo**
I strongly suggest that you retreat,
**[03:34] Ichijo**
former Second Lieutenant
Minnie C. Tachibana.
**[03:44] Minnie**
I won't let you have her.
**[03:46] Minnie**
The Red Queen is my last...
**[03:49] Ichijo**
Operation 3-1.
**[03:56] Ichijo**
#590, operation 1-8.
**[04:01] Minnie**
Different types of cards?!
**[04:07] Ichijo**
#51!
**[04:10] Ichijo**
#15!
**[04:26] Ichijo**
For now, that should stop them.
**[04:29] Ichijo**
Is either one of you hurt?
**[04:39] Noriko**
You are just the best, Ichijo-senpai!
**[04:41] Noriko**
God, you're so awesome...
**[04:44] Noriko**
I wish I could've seen you kicking
ass from down below!
***SIGN*** Voice
**[04:49] Ichijo**
*Quiet, Yamada.*
**[04:50] Ichijo**
What's happening around us?
**[04:51] Noriko**
*Oh, right.*
**[04:53] Noriko**
* No sign of the enemy within one*
* kilometer of the target ship.*
**[04:56] Noriko**
* The Mirror Gate is still responding.*
* Please be careful.*
**[05:00] Noriko**
*Just count on Yamada Noriko's special*
***SIGN*** Voice
**[05:02] Noriko**
* new and improved, pan-global,*
* Ichijo-detection system!*
**[05:06] Ichijo**
*Not necessary.*
**[05:07] Naito**
The annoying girl is Yamada,
**[05:09] Naito**
the team director of technology.
**[05:11] Naito**
I don't understand it all, but...
**[05:13] Naito**
She takes base station data
from geostationary satellites
**[05:17] Naito**
and cell phones to form a system
that locates Dreams of Alice,
**[05:21] Naito**
or more specifically, Ichijo-kun...
**[05:22] Ichijo**
*Really, she's just my stalker.*
**[05:25] Sanae**
Sta...
**[05:26] Ichijo**
* She always shows up at my*
* destinations before I do.*
**[05:29] Ichijo**
* At first, I wondered whose*
* agent she was.*
**[05:31] Noriko**
*How rude!*
**[05:31] Noriko**
*Call me your unwelcome little sister.*
**[05:34] Noriko**
*Or at least your fan!*
**[05:35] Naito**
She's the best hacker around,
**[05:38] Naito**
but she's also like this.
**[05:41] Noriko**
It did take a while to enable it to
detect anyone other than senpai,
**[05:46] Noriko**
*so locating the escort was delayed.*
**[05:48] Ichijo**
Sana-chan, I'm sorry you went
through something so scary.
**[05:53] Ichijo**
Now, let's go home.
**[05:56] Noriko**
*Senpai! Incoming!*
**[05:59] Ichijo**
#12!
**[06:03] Ichijo**
Operation 3-6.
**[06:05] Ichijo**
#21.
**[06:09] Ichijo**
They can turn invisible,
just as our intel said.
**[06:12] Ichijo**
Both of you, stay behind me.
**[06:24] Ichijo**
#576 through #580.
**[06:27] Ichijo**
Operation 2-4. Add paralysis attribute.
**[06:31] Minnie**
I remember now.
**[06:33] Minnie**
The day of the typhoon, you were
the one who got in my way.
**[06:41] Minnie**
Just what are you?
**[06:43] Minnie**
How are you able to use
so many types of cards?
**[06:46] Minnie**
Everyone should be restricted to one.
**[06:50] Ichijo**
Perhaps it's just talent?
**[06:55] Minnie**
But... But this is all I have!
**[07:04] Ichijo**
#12!
**[07:11] Minnie**
Darling,
**[07:12] Minnie**
please lend me just a bit more strength.
**[07:30] Ichijo**
*Yamada!*
**[07:30] Noriko**
Y-Yes, Senpai!
**[07:32] Ichijo**
*Don't bring the helicopter any closer.*
**[07:34] Ichijo**
*Stand by overhead!*
**[07:37] Ichijo**
Get too close, and you'll
be knocked down.
***SIGN*** Voice
**[07:58] Ichijo**
*Sana-chan...*
**[08:00] Ichijo**
*Can you hear me? This is Ichijo.*
**[08:02] Sana**
Oh...
**[08:04] Ichijo**
Take this. #66.
**[08:07] Ichijo**
*Use that to replenish your energy.*
***SIGN*** Voice
**[08:10] Sana**
What is this?
**[08:12] Ichijo**
*It's candy.*
**[08:13] Ichijo**
*It's very sweet, so eat it slowly.*
**[08:15] Ichijo**
*There's water, too.*
**[08:17] Ichijo**
I'm going to find a way
to stop that woman.
**[08:20] Ichijo**
When you get your powers back,
**[08:22] Ichijo**
take Kashimura-san and escape.
**[08:26] Ichijo**
Do you remember the helicopter
that was above?
***SIGN*** Voice
**[08:29] Ichijo**
* If you can reach it, the scary people*
* won't follow anymore.*
**[08:32] Ichijo**
*You'll win, Sana-chan!*
**[08:36] Sana**
Okay, got it.
**[08:37] Zoroku**
Hey...
**[08:38] Sana**
It'll be okay.
**[08:40] Sana**
You said it'll be okay, so it'll be okay.
**[08:45] Zoroku**
I see.
**[08:46] Sana**
Someday, I'll be the one to save you!
**[08:53] Sana**
H-Hey, I can't open this.
**[08:56] Sana**
You open it.
**[09:07] Noriko**
At eight o'clock!
**[09:08] Noriko**
No... ten o'clock...
**[09:10] Noriko**
The second row of containers!
**[09:11] Noriko**
No, wait...
**[09:12] Noriko**
Um, um...
***SIGN*** Voice
**[09:15] Ichijo**
*Calm down, Yamada.*
**[09:16] Noriko**
* I'm sorry, but there's still*
* a large margin of error.*
**[09:19] Noriko**
*I know!*
**[09:20] Noriko**
*If I tell myself you're the target,*
**[09:22] Noriko**
* my motivation and accuracy*
* will exponentially increase!*
**[09:24] Ichijo**
That's enough of that!
**[09:25] Ichijo**
#381!
**[09:30] Ichijo**
* She stays hidden, while the invisible*
* arms strike with precision.*
**[09:34] Ichijo**
*Where is she?*
**[09:39] Noriko**
Senpai!
**[09:44] Ichijo**
Yamada... Where is she?
**[09:46] Noriko**
*Oh, right!*
**[09:49] Noriko**
Stay calm...
**[09:50] Noriko**
*Stay calm...*
**[09:54] Noriko**
*I found her!*
**[09:56] Noriko**
At three o'clock, the seventh
row of containers!
**[09:58] Noriko**
*I'm such a genius!*
**[10:07] Minnie**
This is the end.
**[10:11] Ichijo**
I really don't like it
**[10:14] Ichijo**
when I have to get serious.
**[10:32] Ichijo**
#1!
**[10:35] Noriko**
There it is!
**[10:37] Noriko**
#1!
**[10:41] Noriko**
#2.
**[10:43] Noriko**
#3.
**[10:48] Ichijo**
I hate using the single digits.
**[10:52] Ichijo**
I can't pull punches with them.
**[10:54] Minnie**
Just what are you?!
**[10:58] Witch**
*All right!*
**[10:59] Witch**
*Let's do it!*
**[11:05] Witch**
*#12.*
**[11:06] Witch**
*Operation 1-8.*
**[11:47] Minnie**
Stay out of
**[11:49] Minnie**
our way!
**[11:58] Ichijo**
Didn't I tell you...
**[12:05] Ichijo**
I can't pull punches.
**[12:21] Ichijo**
Former Second Lieutenant
Minnie C. Tachibana,
**[12:24] Ichijo**
you are under immediate arrest
**[12:26] Ichijo**
for abduction of a minor,
assault, and bodily harm.
**[12:33] Ichijo**
This is a magic storeroom that
some maid in an anime used.
**[12:39] Ichijo**
It showed up one night, after I'd
fallen asleep with the TV on.
**[12:44] Ichijo**
666 weapons and 13 grimoires
are stored inside.
**[12:49] Ichijo**
I'm basically a human weapon.
**[12:51] Ichijo**
Ridiculous, isn't it?
**[12:54] Ichijo**
I don't believe
**[12:56] Ichijo**
these are things that appear for the
purpose of granting our wishes.
**[13:04] Minnie**
*Out of energy...*
**[13:19] Minnie**
*How long have I been alone?*
**[13:25] Minnie**
* Long ago, I realized that the*
* gears had slipped off-track.*
**[13:29] Minnie**
*But still, I am unable to stop.*
**[13:33] Minnie**
*What am I to do?*
**[13:35] Minnie**
*To think that I must... go on living.*
**[13:40] Minnie**
*Tomorrow, the next day, and beyond.*
**[13:45] Minnie**
*I am sorry, darling...*
**[13:48] Minnie**
*I'm sorry that I am still alive.*
**[13:54] Minnie**
*I'm sorry!*
**[14:14] Sana**
Hey, Zoroku.
**[14:17] Zoroku**
What?
**[14:19] Sana**
I think I'm going to cause
more trouble for people,
**[14:24] Sana**
just by existing in the outside world.
**[14:26] Sana**
Even if I don't, I'll probably
still make lots of mistakes.
**[14:31] Sana**
I don't know why I was made this way,
**[14:36] Sana**
in this form,
**[14:39] Sana**
but someone made me.
**[14:41] Sana**
Within this world,
**[14:43] Sana**
someone wanted me to do
something in human form.
**[14:50] Sana**
You know, Zoroku...
**[14:53] Sana**
I want to be human!
**[14:59] Sana**
Or if not human, I want to
be something more real.
**[15:03] Sana**
I don't know how to say it, but...
**[15:05] Sana**
I want to know lots more!
**[15:07] Sana**
About humans, about you and Sanae,
**[15:11] Sana**
and about how much there
is to this world.
**[15:14] Sana**
I want to eat lots of delicious things!
**[15:17] Sana**
By doing that, I want to become
something more real.
**[15:21] Sana**
And one day, I want to find
out why I was made,
**[15:24] Sana**
and why I'm not human—
**[15:28] Sana**
I'm hungry.
**[15:31] Zoroku**
Someday, you'll understand it all.
**[15:34] Sana**
Yeah.
**[15:49] Sana**
And my hair...
**[15:51] Sana**
I can do it myself, but I want
Sanae to do it for me.
**[15:54] Zoroku**
Ask her when we get back.
**[15:57] Sana**
Yeah!
**[16:16] Zoroku**
That's a nice view...
**[16:18] Zoroku**
Pretty amazing.
**[16:20] Sana**
Isn't it?
**[16:21] Sana**
I can do anything!
**[16:46] Waitress**
Thank you very much.
**[16:47] Kito**
Yes, that's right.
**[16:49] Kito**
The situation's changed.
**[16:50] Kito**
Dispose of all the Dreams of Alice data.
**[16:53] Kito**
And until you hear from me again...
**[16:55] Guy**
Kito Koichi-san, correct?
**[16:58] Kito**
That's right.
**[16:59] Guy**
Oh, pardon me...
**[17:01] Guy**
I'm with the Yotsuya police.
**[17:08] Naito**
I'm really sorry about this, old man.
**[17:11] Naito**
Given the commotion this
ended up involving,
**[17:14] Naito**
life will probably be noisy for a while.
**[17:17] Naito**
You might as well give up.
**[17:19] Zoroku**
*Hmph!*
**[17:21] Naito**
Well, on that note.
**[17:23] Naito**
Where are you now?
**[17:26] Zoroku**
I don't know.
**[17:28] Zoroku**
I'm in the sky.
***SIGN*** Voice
**[17:31] Naito**
*Well, that's fine.*
**[17:33] Naito**
* Just try not to let people see*
* you or take pictures.*
**[17:35] Naito**
*It'd make my life hell.*
**[17:37] Zoroku**
Hear that, Sana?
**[17:39] Sana**
B-But it wasn't me...
**[17:41] Sana**
This wasn't on purpose!
**[17:43] Zoroku**
Every now and then, I guess it's fine.
**[17:45] Zoroku**
Not every day you get to
fly around in the sky.
**[17:49] Naito**
*What the hell?*
**[17:50] Naito**
* It grosses me out when*
* you're in a good mood.*
**[17:53] Zoroku**
Does it?
**[17:54] Zoroku**
Well, it happens sometimes.
***SIGN*** Voice
**[17:56] Zoroku**
After all, I got another
granddaughter today.
**[17:59] Zoroku**
Sanae will be happy, too.
**[18:03] Sanae**
You idiot!
**[18:07] Sana**
H-Hey, Zoroku.
**[18:11] Sana**
Um...
**[18:13] Sana**
I'm sorry I knocked over those vases today.
**[18:17] Zoroku**
You should say those things sooner.
**[18:20] Sana**
Okay.
**[18:23] Zoroku**
Let's go home.
**[18:28] Sana**
Yeah.
**[18:38] Sanae**
* And that was how our family*
* gained a new member today.*
***SIGN*** Authorized Personnel Only Past This Point
**[18:47] Sanae**
*Ichijo-san and the others said*
**[18:49] Sanae**
* the scary organization that had*
* held Sana-chan prisoner*
**[18:53] Sanae**
*was dismantled shortly after that.*
**[18:57] Sanae**
*And after the incident,*
**[18:59] Sanae**
* the people opposing Naito-san*
* and his team quieted down.*
**[19:03] Sanae**
*Grandpa complained*
**[19:05] Sanae**
* that the way Naito-san had*
* used him disgusted him.*
**[19:10] Sanae**
*The military lady who took Sana-chan*
**[19:13] Sanae**
*returned to her own country due to a...*
**[19:16] Sanae**
*protection agreement or something?*
**[20:12] Sana**
Oh, welcome back, Sanae.
**[20:14] Sanae**
Thanks, Sana-chan.
**[20:20] Sanae**
Going to water the flowers?
**[20:22] Sane**
Yep, that's my job.
**[20:25] Sana**
When the soil's dry, give them water.
**[20:31] Sana**
Looks like you don't need
water too badly today.
**[20:34] Sana**
That's because it rained a
little bit yesterday.
**[20:40] Sana**
I see!
**[20:42] Sanae**
*She's so cute!*
**[20:46] Sana**
Prune the wilted blossoms...
**[20:53] Sana**
There.
**[20:59] Sana**
This looks great!
**[21:00] Sanae**
Okay, let's eat.
**[21:02] Sana**
Yeah.
**[21:03] Sanae**
By the way... Lately, you seem
to have more stamina, huh?
**[21:07] Sanae**
Let's all go somewhere to play soon.
**[21:11] Sana**
Okay!
**[21:12] Sana**
What's "play"?
**[21:13] Sana**
Where are we going?
**[21:14] Sanae**
Maybe a theme park or a zoo!
**[21:17] Sanae**
I bet you've never been to a zoo, right?
**[21:21] Sanae**
Or an aquarium...
**[21:24] Sana**
Aqua... What is that?
**[21:27] Sanae**
Or a hot spring.
**[21:29] Sana**
Hot spring?
**[21:29] Sana**
What's a hot spring?
**[21:30] Sanae**
Oh, hot springs are great.
**[21:33] Sanae**
They're paradise!
**[21:35] Sana**
Paradise?
**[21:36] Sana**
Is that amazing?
**[21:37] Zoroku**
For now, let's just eat.
**[21:43] All**
Time to eat.
**[21:44] Sana**
Time to eat!
**[21:47] Naito**
Sounds like they're having a great time.
**[21:49] Ichijo**
It sure does.
**[21:52] Naito**
So peaceful.
**[21:54] Naito**
Little to do...
**[21:56] Naito**
I wish we'd have another incident.
**[22:01] Ichijo**
That's so rash.
# 5 - Alice and Zoroku Special: Looking Ahead to Part 2
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQ5N80Y/alice--zoroku)
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**[00:03] Sana**
What are you saying?
**[00:05] Sana**
I'm not human, you know.
**[00:08] Sana**
I'll cause a lot of trouble for you.
**[00:11] Sana**
For Sanae, too.
**[00:12] Zoroku**
So what?
**[00:14] Zoroku**
No matter what you are,
**[00:16] Zoroku**
in tough times, you should
be with others.
**[00:20] Zoroku**
You left because you wanted to
see what was outside, right?
**[00:24] Zoroku**
Then do that.
**[00:26] Zoroku**
Don't go back on your word.
**[00:28] Zoroku**
I hate crooked stuff, you know.
**[00:39] Sana**
Y-You must be an idiot!
**[00:42] Zoroku**
I see.
**[00:56] Ichijo**
Sorry I'm late.
**[00:59] Ichijo**
I'm here to save you.
**[01:01] Ichijo**
I'm Cabinet Information Research Office
Secret Service agent Ichijo Shizuku.
**[01:07] Ichijo**
We'll be taking you two with us!
***SIGN*** A Home to Return to
**[02:52] Waitress**
Um, I will now read back your order.
**[02:56] Waitress**
Three stewed Hamburg steak B meals,
**[02:58] Waitress**
four mozzarella pizzas,
two mushroom risottos,
**[03:02] Waitress**
three herb and chicken salads,
and three orders of focaccia.
**[03:05] Waitress**
Is that correct?
**[03:06] Kito**
Yes, and the drink bar for four, please.
**[03:10] Waitress**
Drink bar for four.
**[03:11] Waitress**
Thank you very much.
**[03:14] Kito**
Yes?
**[03:16] Kito**
What?
**[03:18] Guy**
Yes, the container holding the
Red Queen has been stolen.
**[03:23] Guy**
I believe the thief possessed
a Dream of Alice.
**[03:26] Kito**
Surely not from before.
**[03:31] Ichijo**
I strongly suggest that you retreat,
**[03:34] Ichijo**
former Second Lieutenant
Minnie C. Tachibana.
**[03:44] Minnie**
I won't let you have her.
**[03:46] Minnie**
The Red Queen is my last...
**[03:49] Ichijo**
Operation 3-1.
**[03:56] Ichijo**
#590, operation 1-8.
**[04:01] Minnie**
Different types of cards?!
**[04:07] Ichijo**
#51!
**[04:10] Ichijo**
#15!
**[04:26] Ichijo**
For now, that should stop them.
**[04:29] Ichijo**
Is either one of you hurt?
**[04:39] Noriko**
You are just the best, Ichijo-senpai!
**[04:41] Noriko**
God, you're so awesome...
**[04:44] Noriko**
I wish I could've seen you kicking
ass from down below!
***SIGN*** Voice
**[04:49] Ichijo**
*Quiet, Yamada.*
**[04:50] Ichijo**
What's happening around us?
**[04:51] Noriko**
*Oh, right.*
**[04:53] Noriko**
* No sign of the enemy within one*
* kilometer of the target ship.*
**[04:56] Noriko**
* The Mirror Gate is still responding.*
* Please be careful.*
**[05:00] Noriko**
*Just count on Yamada Noriko's special*
***SIGN*** Voice
**[05:02] Noriko**
* new and improved, pan-global,*
* Ichijo-detection system!*
**[05:06] Ichijo**
*Not necessary.*
**[05:07] Naito**
The annoying girl is Yamada,
**[05:09] Naito**
the team director of technology.
**[05:11] Naito**
I don't understand it all, but...
**[05:13] Naito**
She takes base station data
from geostationary satellites
**[05:17] Naito**
and cell phones to form a system
that locates Dreams of Alice,
**[05:21] Naito**
or more specifically, Ichijo-kun...
**[05:22] Ichijo**
*Really, she's just my stalker.*
**[05:25] Sanae**
Sta...
**[05:26] Ichijo**
* She always shows up at my*
* destinations before I do.*
**[05:29] Ichijo**
* At first, I wondered whose*
* agent she was.*
**[05:31] Noriko**
*How rude!*
**[05:31] Noriko**
*Call me your unwelcome little sister.*
**[05:34] Noriko**
*Or at least your fan!*
**[05:35] Naito**
She's the best hacker around,
**[05:38] Naito**
but she's also like this.
**[05:41] Noriko**
It did take a while to enable it to
detect anyone other than senpai,
**[05:46] Noriko**
*so locating the escort was delayed.*
**[05:48] Ichijo**
Sana-chan, I'm sorry you went
through something so scary.
**[05:53] Ichijo**
Now, let's go home.
**[05:56] Noriko**
*Senpai! Incoming!*
**[05:59] Ichijo**
#12!
**[06:03] Ichijo**
Operation 3-6.
**[06:05] Ichijo**
#21.
**[06:09] Ichijo**
They can turn invisible,
just as our intel said.
**[06:12] Ichijo**
Both of you, stay behind me.
**[06:24] Ichijo**
#576 through #580.
**[06:27] Ichijo**
Operation 2-4. Add paralysis attribute.
**[06:31] Minnie**
I remember now.
**[06:33] Minnie**
The day of the typhoon, you were
the one who got in my way.
**[06:41] Minnie**
Just what are you?
**[06:43] Minnie**
How are you able to use
so many types of cards?
**[06:46] Minnie**
Everyone should be restricted to one.
**[06:50] Ichijo**
Perhaps it's just talent?
**[06:55] Minnie**
But... But this is all I have!
**[07:04] Ichijo**
#12!
**[07:11] Minnie**
Darling,
**[07:12] Minnie**
please lend me just a bit more strength.
**[07:30] Ichijo**
*Yamada!*
**[07:30] Noriko**
Y-Yes, Senpai!
**[07:32] Ichijo**
*Don't bring the helicopter any closer.*
**[07:34] Ichijo**
*Stand by overhead!*
**[07:37] Ichijo**
Get too close, and you'll
be knocked down.
***SIGN*** Voice
**[07:58] Ichijo**
*Sana-chan...*
**[08:00] Ichijo**
*Can you hear me? This is Ichijo.*
**[08:02] Sana**
Oh...
**[08:04] Ichijo**
Take this. #66.
**[08:07] Ichijo**
*Use that to replenish your energy.*
***SIGN*** Voice
**[08:10] Sana**
What is this?
**[08:12] Ichijo**
*It's candy.*
**[08:13] Ichijo**
*It's very sweet, so eat it slowly.*
**[08:15] Ichijo**
*There's water, too.*
**[08:17] Ichijo**
I'm going to find a way
to stop that woman.
**[08:20] Ichijo**
When you get your powers back,
**[08:22] Ichijo**
take Kashimura-san and escape.
**[08:26] Ichijo**
Do you remember the helicopter
that was above?
***SIGN*** Voice
**[08:29] Ichijo**
* If you can reach it, the scary people*
* won't follow anymore.*
**[08:32] Ichijo**
*You'll win, Sana-chan!*
**[08:36] Sana**
Okay, got it.
**[08:37] Zoroku**
Hey...
**[08:38] Sana**
It'll be okay.
**[08:40] Sana**
You said it'll be okay, so it'll be okay.
**[08:45] Zoroku**
I see.
**[08:46] Sana**
Someday, I'll be the one to save you!
**[08:53] Sana**
H-Hey, I can't open this.
**[08:56] Sana**
You open it.
**[09:07] Noriko**
At eight o'clock!
**[09:08] Noriko**
No... ten o'clock...
**[09:10] Noriko**
The second row of containers!
**[09:11] Noriko**
No, wait...
**[09:12] Noriko**
Um, um...
***SIGN*** Voice
**[09:15] Ichijo**
*Calm down, Yamada.*
**[09:16] Noriko**
* I'm sorry, but there's still*
* a large margin of error.*
**[09:19] Noriko**
*I know!*
**[09:20] Noriko**
*If I tell myself you're the target,*
**[09:22] Noriko**
* my motivation and accuracy*
* will exponentially increase!*
**[09:24] Ichijo**
That's enough of that!
**[09:25] Ichijo**
#381!
**[09:30] Ichijo**
* She stays hidden, while the invisible*
* arms strike with precision.*
**[09:34] Ichijo**
*Where is she?*
**[09:39] Noriko**
Senpai!
**[09:44] Ichijo**
Yamada... Where is she?
**[09:46] Noriko**
*Oh, right!*
**[09:49] Noriko**
Stay calm...
**[09:50] Noriko**
*Stay calm...*
**[09:54] Noriko**
*I found her!*
**[09:56] Noriko**
At three o'clock, the seventh
row of containers!
**[09:58] Noriko**
*I'm such a genius!*
**[10:07] Minnie**
This is the end.
**[10:11] Ichijo**
I really don't like it
**[10:14] Ichijo**
when I have to get serious.
**[10:32] Ichijo**
#1!
**[10:35] Noriko**
There it is!
**[10:37] Noriko**
#1!
**[10:41] Noriko**
#2.
**[10:43] Noriko**
#3.
**[10:48] Ichijo**
I hate using the single digits.
**[10:52] Ichijo**
I can't pull punches with them.
**[10:54] Minnie**
Just what are you?!
**[10:58] Witch**
*All right!*
**[10:59] Witch**
*Let's do it!*
**[11:05] Witch**
*#12.*
**[11:06] Witch**
*Operation 1-8.*
**[11:47] Minnie**
Stay out of
**[11:49] Minnie**
our way!
**[11:58] Ichijo**
Didn't I tell you...
**[12:05] Ichijo**
I can't pull punches.
**[12:21] Ichijo**
Former Second Lieutenant
Minnie C. Tachibana,
**[12:24] Ichijo**
you are under immediate arrest
**[12:26] Ichijo**
for abduction of a minor,
assault, and bodily harm.
**[12:33] Ichijo**
This is a magic storeroom that
some maid in an anime used.
**[12:39] Ichijo**
It showed up one night, after I'd
fallen asleep with the TV on.
**[12:44] Ichijo**
666 weapons and 13 grimoires
are stored inside.
**[12:49] Ichijo**
I'm basically a human weapon.
**[12:51] Ichijo**
Ridiculous, isn't it?
**[12:54] Ichijo**
I don't believe
**[12:56] Ichijo**
these are things that appear for the
purpose of granting our wishes.
**[13:04] Minnie**
*Out of energy...*
**[13:19] Minnie**
*How long have I been alone?*
**[13:25] Minnie**
* Long ago, I realized that the*
* gears had slipped off-track.*
**[13:29] Minnie**
*But still, I am unable to stop.*
**[13:33] Minnie**
*What am I to do?*
**[13:35] Minnie**
*To think that I must... go on living.*
**[13:40] Minnie**
*Tomorrow, the next day, and beyond.*
**[13:45] Minnie**
*I am sorry, darling...*
**[13:48] Minnie**
*I'm sorry that I am still alive.*
**[13:54] Minnie**
*I'm sorry!*
**[14:14] Sana**
Hey, Zoroku.
**[14:17] Zoroku**
What?
**[14:19] Sana**
I think I'm going to cause
more trouble for people,
**[14:24] Sana**
just by existing in the outside world.
**[14:26] Sana**
Even if I don't, I'll probably
still make lots of mistakes.
**[14:31] Sana**
I don't know why I was made this way,
**[14:36] Sana**
in this form,
**[14:39] Sana**
but someone made me.
**[14:41] Sana**
Within this world,
**[14:43] Sana**
someone wanted me to do
something in human form.
**[14:50] Sana**
You know, Zoroku...
**[14:53] Sana**
I want to be human!
**[14:59] Sana**
Or if not human, I want to
be something more real.
**[15:03] Sana**
I don't know how to say it, but...
**[15:05] Sana**
I want to know lots more!
**[15:07] Sana**
About humans, about you and Sanae,
**[15:11] Sana**
and about how much there
is to this world.
**[15:14] Sana**
I want to eat lots of delicious things!
**[15:17] Sana**
By doing that, I want to become
something more real.
**[15:21] Sana**
And one day, I want to find
out why I was made,
**[15:24] Sana**
and why I'm not human—
**[15:28] Sana**
I'm hungry.
**[15:31] Zoroku**
Someday, you'll understand it all.
**[15:34] Sana**
Yeah.
**[15:49] Sana**
And my hair...
**[15:51] Sana**
I can do it myself, but I want
Sanae to do it for me.
**[15:54] Zoroku**
Ask her when we get back.
**[15:57] Sana**
Yeah!
**[16:16] Zoroku**
That's a nice view...
**[16:18] Zoroku**
Pretty amazing.
**[16:20] Sana**
Isn't it?
**[16:21] Sana**
I can do anything!
**[16:46] Waitress**
Thank you very much.
**[16:47] Kito**
Yes, that's right.
**[16:49] Kito**
The situation's changed.
**[16:50] Kito**
Dispose of all the Dreams of Alice data.
**[16:53] Kito**
And until you hear from me again...
**[16:55] Guy**
Kito Koichi-san, correct?
**[16:58] Kito**
That's right.
**[16:59] Guy**
Oh, pardon me...
**[17:01] Guy**
I'm with the Yotsuya police.
**[17:08] Naito**
I'm really sorry about this, old man.
**[17:11] Naito**
Given the commotion this
ended up involving,
**[17:14] Naito**
life will probably be noisy for a while.
**[17:17] Naito**
You might as well give up.
**[17:19] Zoroku**
*Hmph!*
**[17:21] Naito**
Well, on that note.
**[17:23] Naito**
Where are you now?
**[17:26] Zoroku**
I don't know.
**[17:28] Zoroku**
I'm in the sky.
***SIGN*** Voice
**[17:31] Naito**
*Well, that's fine.*
**[17:33] Naito**
* Just try not to let people see*
* you or take pictures.*
**[17:35] Naito**
*It'd make my life hell.*
**[17:37] Zoroku**
Hear that, Sana?
**[17:39] Sana**
B-But it wasn't me...
**[17:41] Sana**
This wasn't on purpose!
**[17:43] Zoroku**
Every now and then, I guess it's fine.
**[17:45] Zoroku**
Not every day you get to
fly around in the sky.
**[17:49] Naito**
*What the hell?*
**[17:50] Naito**
* It grosses me out when*
* you're in a good mood.*
**[17:53] Zoroku**
Does it?
**[17:54] Zoroku**
Well, it happens sometimes.
***SIGN*** Voice
**[17:56] Zoroku**
After all, I got another
granddaughter today.
**[17:59] Zoroku**
Sanae will be happy, too.
**[18:03] Sanae**
You idiot!
**[18:07] Sana**
H-Hey, Zoroku.
**[18:11] Sana**
Um...
**[18:13] Sana**
I'm sorry I knocked over those vases today.
**[18:17] Zoroku**
You should say those things sooner.
**[18:20] Sana**
Okay.
**[18:23] Zoroku**
Let's go home.
**[18:28] Sana**
Yeah.
**[18:38] Sanae**
* And that was how our family*
* gained a new member today.*
***SIGN*** Authorized Personnel Only Past This Point
**[18:47] Sanae**
*Ichijo-san and the others said*
**[18:49] Sanae**
* the scary organization that had*
* held Sana-chan prisoner*
**[18:53] Sanae**
*was dismantled shortly after that.*
**[18:57] Sanae**
*And after the incident,*
**[18:59] Sanae**
* the people opposing Naito-san*
* and his team quieted down.*
**[19:03] Sanae**
*Grandpa complained*
**[19:05] Sanae**
* that the way Naito-san had*
* used him disgusted him.*
**[19:10] Sanae**
*The military lady who took Sana-chan*
**[19:13] Sanae**
*returned to her own country due to a...*
**[19:16] Sanae**
*protection agreement or something?*
**[20:12] Sana**
Oh, welcome back, Sanae.
**[20:14] Sanae**
Thanks, Sana-chan.
**[20:20] Sanae**
Going to water the flowers?
**[20:22] Sane**
Yep, that's my job.
**[20:25] Sana**
When the soil's dry, give them water.
**[20:31] Sana**
Looks like you don't need
water too badly today.
**[20:34] Sana**
That's because it rained a
little bit yesterday.
**[20:40] Sana**
I see!
**[20:42] Sanae**
*She's so cute!*
**[20:46] Sana**
Prune the wilted blossoms...
**[20:53] Sana**
There.
**[20:59] Sana**
This looks great!
**[21:00] Sanae**
Okay, let's eat.
**[21:02] Sana**
Yeah.
**[21:03] Sanae**
By the way... Lately, you seem
to have more stamina, huh?
**[21:07] Sanae**
Let's all go somewhere to play soon.
**[21:11] Sana**
Okay!
**[21:12] Sana**
What's "play"?
**[21:13] Sana**
Where are we going?
**[21:14] Sanae**
Maybe a theme park or a zoo!
**[21:17] Sanae**
I bet you've never been to a zoo, right?
**[21:21] Sanae**
Or an aquarium...
**[21:24] Sana**
Aqua... What is that?
**[21:27] Sanae**
Or a hot spring.
**[21:29] Sana**
Hot spring?
**[21:29] Sana**
What's a hot spring?
**[21:30] Sanae**
Oh, hot springs are great.
**[21:33] Sanae**
They're paradise!
**[21:35] Sana**
Paradise?
**[21:36] Sana**
Is that amazing?
**[21:37] Zoroku**
For now, let's just eat.
**[21:43] All**
Time to eat.
**[21:44] Sana**
Time to eat!
**[21:47] Naito**
Sounds like they're having a great time.
**[21:49] Ichijo**
It sure does.
**[21:52] Naito**
So peaceful.
**[21:54] Naito**
Little to do...
**[21:56] Naito**
I wish we'd have another incident.
**[22:01] Ichijo**
That's so rash.
# 7 - The Kashimura Family
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQ5N80Y/alice--zoroku)
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**[00:13] Sana**
Brr... Cold!
**[00:36] Zoroku**
Sana?
**[00:36] Sana**
Ow...
**[00:42] Zoroku**
What's going on here?
**[00:43] Sana**
I was trying to turn off the light, so I
jumped a little and hit my head.
**[00:49] Zoroku**
Be careful.
**[00:50] Zoroku**
Go get the paper.
**[00:52] Sana**
Huh? But it's cold!
**[00:53] Zoroku**
That's your job, isn't it?
**[00:57] Sana**
I'm telling you, it's cold...
***SIGN*** The Kashimura Family
**[02:42] Sana**
It's really cold out there!
**[02:44] Zoroku**
So go out and come in fast!
**[02:55] Sana**
Ah, cold.
**[02:57] Zoroku**
Sana!
**[02:59] Zoroku**
Wash your face before breakfast.
**[03:01] Sana**
Aw...
***SIGN*** Sanae | Sana-chan | Grandpa
***SIGN***
Laundry (Fold) Meal (Morning)
***SIGN***
Laundry (Dry) Meal (Night)
***SIGN***
Take Out Trash
**[03:08] Sanae**
Goo' mor'ing...
**[03:11] Zoroku**
Yep.
**[03:12] Sanae**
It's so cold!
**[03:16] Zoroku**
Hey, don't fall asleep there.
**[03:18] Zoroku**
Do you have morning practice?
**[03:19] Sanae**
No...
**[03:24] Zoroku**
I swear... There's coffee right there.
**[03:28] Sanae**
Sugar... Sugar-san...
**[03:31] Zoroku**
Can't help! Deal with it yourself!
**[03:55] Sana**
Ah, hot!
**[03:57] Zoroku**
What happened?
**[03:58] Sana**
Uh, I... I was washing my face,
and water went everywhere.
**[04:02] Zoroku**
You're lying.
**[04:04] Zoroku**
You used your power again, didn't you?
Stop goofing off and wash up!
**[04:07] Sana**
But... I mean,
**[04:09] Sana**
it's like part of my body,
**[04:11] Sana**
so it's like using my hands—
**[04:13] Zoroku**
Don't split hairs with me!
**[04:17] Sana**
Why can't I use my powers?
**[04:19] Sanae**
Grandpa's just worried about you.
**[04:21] Sana**
What for?
**[04:23] Sanae**
You have more stamina now,
but you still tire easily.
**[04:27] Sanae**
And you get feverish.
**[04:29] Sanae**
He wants you to move around
and strengthen your body.
**[04:33] Sana**
I know, but...
**[04:35] Sanae**
How would you like your hair today?
**[04:38] Sana**
Up to you.
**[04:40] Sanae**
Got it.
**[04:43] Sanae**
Off, I go!
**[04:44] Sana**
Come home as soon as you can!
**[04:46] Sanae**
I will!
**[04:53] Sana**
Sanae went to school.
**[04:55] Zoroku**
Yep.
**[04:56] Sana**
Aren't you leaving, Zoroku?
**[04:58] Zoroku**
I am. Give me a minute.
**[05:00] Sana**
Do you really need to smoke that thing?
**[05:03] Sana**
I'm so bored!
**[05:06] Zoroku**
If you're bored, do the homework
from Ichijo-san.
**[05:08] Sana**
I did it already.
**[05:10] Sana**
That "math" stuff is easy!
**[05:13] Zoroku**
Yeah? That's impressive.
**[05:15] Sana**
I know!
**[05:21] Zoroku**
What is it?
**[05:23] Zoroku**
Wonder whose cat that is.
**[05:25] Sana**
You know what that pattern looks like?
**[05:28] Sana**
You know! That pig!
**[05:30] Zoroku**
Oh, well...
**[05:33] Sana**
Piggy, piggy, spotted kitty, oink!
**[05:37] Zoroku**
You're in a good mood.
**[05:40] Sana**
It's fun to sing a lot.
**[05:42] Sana**
The bell jingled, and it ran away!
**[05:46] Sana**
Where does the spotted kitty live?
It has lots of energy.
**[05:50] Zoroku**
Want to be a singer or something?
**[05:51] Sana**
A singer? That doesn't sound bad.
**[05:54] Sana**
Okay, now for a song about
a grasshopper.
**[05:58] Sana**
The grasshopper...
**[06:01] Zoroku**
We haven't walked even ten minutes.
**[06:04] Sana**
It's not like I'm tired.
**[06:06] Zoroku**
Well, then get walking!
**[06:13] Zoroku**
Sana!
**[06:18] Sana**
That guy isn't walking!
**[06:20] Sana**
No fair! What is that thing?
**[06:22] Zoroku**
If you're going to use your
power, think first.
**[06:25] Zoroku**
And tell me if you get tired.
***SIGN*** Kashimura Floral
**[06:33] Chinatsu**
Boss, good morning.
**[06:35] Ichiro**
We've already started loading them.
**[06:36] Zoroku**
Good.
**[06:37] Zoroku**
We'll leave after she's rested a bit.
**[06:41] Sana**
Morning...
**[06:43] Chinatsu**
Are you okay, Sana-chan?
**[06:47] Zoroku**
Turn it this way a little more.
**[06:49] Sana**
Are you in charge of bouquets today?
**[06:52] Chinatsu**
That's right. What do you think?
**[06:54] Sana**
It's white!
**[06:55] Chinatsu**
It was made to match a dress.
**[06:58] Zoroku**
Sana, stand there and hold
that for a minute.
**[07:01] Sana**
'Kay.
**[07:06] Zoroku**
Looks good. You pass.
**[07:08] Chinatsu**
Yes! I did it!
**[07:10] Chinatsu**
Thanks, Sana-chan!
**[07:12] Chinatsu**
Can't beat having a good model!
**[07:14] Sana**
I'll help you more.
**[07:16] Chinatsu**
Oh, yeah?
**[07:17] Chinatsu**
Then...
**[07:23] Ichiro**
This one's heavy.
**[07:30] Zoroku**
Sana, let's go.
**[07:31] Sana**
Oh, okay.
***SIGN*** Apple Juice
**[07:34] Sana**
Trash goes in the trash can.
**[07:37] Sana**
Ow!
**[07:39] Sana**
I stepped on my hair...
**[07:40] Zoroku**
Be careful.
**[07:45] Chinatsu**
Are you all right now?
**[07:46] Sana**
I'm fine!
**[07:50] Sana**
It smells in here!
**[07:51] Chinatsu**
It's full of flowers.
**[07:52] Sana**
Yeah!
**[07:54] Zoroku**
Let's go.
**[07:56] Ichiro**
Right.
***SIGN*** The restaurant is booked today, so there will be no lunch service. Normal business hours resume tomorrow!
**[08:06] Zoroku**
We're from Kashimura Floral.
**[08:08] Lady**
Thank you for coming today.
**[08:13] Sana**
What's going on today?
**[08:14] Chinatsu**
An engagement party!
**[08:16] Sana**
Engagement?
**[08:17] Chinatsu**
That's a promise to get married.
**[08:20] Sana**
A promise to get married?
**[08:23] Chinatsu**
Sana-chan, who do you want
to marry in the future?
**[08:27] Sana**
I don't know.
**[08:28] Chinatsu**
I see...
**[08:30] Sana**
The thing from before.
**[08:32] Ichiro**
Yep.
**[08:37] Zoroku**
Move the car to the lot, would you?
**[08:39] Ichiro**
Sure.
**[08:43] Sana**
You okay?
**[08:44] Zoroku**
Yeah.
**[08:46] Zoroku**
It's touching the ground again.
**[08:47] Sana**
Huh? The ground?
**[08:49] Zoroku**
You'll step on it again.
**[08:52] Zoroku**
Maybe you should have it cut.
**[08:55] Chinatsu**
Sana-chan!
**[08:57] Chinatsu**
It's freezing! Sana-chan, there's ice!
**[09:00] Sana**
Ice!
**[09:01] Zoroku**
Put that somewhere out of the way.
**[09:04] Sana**
Okay!
**[09:35] Zoroku**
How's that?
**[09:36] Chinatsu**
Beautiful! I'm so moved!
**[09:38] Sana**
There are flowers everywhere!
**[09:41] Sana**
What's this flower called?
**[09:43] Zoroku**
They're lilies.
**[09:43] Sana**
Are these the same?
**[09:45] Zoroku**
Yeah.
**[09:45] Sana**
And these, too?
**[09:47] Zoroku**
That's right.
**[09:49] Chinatsu**
I'll go outside with
Sana-chan to clean up.
**[09:52] Zoroku**
Yeah, do that.
**[09:54] Chinatsu**
Sana-chan, wait up!
**[09:56] Sawaki**
Hey, Kashimura-san.
Is it coming along?
**[09:59] Zoroku**
I just finished.
**[10:01] Zoroku**
If there's anything you don't like—
**[10:02] Chika**
Wow, it's fantastic!
**[10:04] Chika**
It's so pretty.
**[10:13] Zoroku**
Can't believe you're engaged
to such a young girl...
**[10:16] Sawaki**
Yeah, well, it's a long story.
**[10:19] Sawaki**
And I never knew you had such
a young granddaughter.
**[10:23] Zoroku**
Well, that's a long story, too.
**[10:30] Chika**
Oh, how pretty.
**[10:32] Sana**
Wh-Who are you?
**[10:33] Chika**
Let's see...
**[10:35] Chika**
I'm the one who's getting engaged here.
**[10:37] Sana**
Engaged...
**[10:39] Sana**
A promise to get married,
right? I heard that earlier!
**[10:43] Sana**
What is "married"?
**[10:45] Chika**
Huh?
**[10:46] Chika**
That's a tough question.
**[10:50] Chika**
Marriage... What is marriage?
**[10:53] Chika**
It's when you and the one you
love become family.
**[10:59] Chika**
Oh, jeez! What am I saying?!
**[11:03] Sana**
Are you okay?
**[11:04] Zoroku**
Sana, we're leaving.
**[11:06] Sana**
Okay.
**[11:07] Chika**
Your grandpa?
**[11:08] Sana**
Yeah, Zoroku's totally old.
**[11:11] Sana**
Bye!
**[11:19] Sana**
One,
**[11:20] Sana**
two,
**[11:21] Sana**
three,
**[11:23] Sana**
four,
**[11:24] Sana**
five...
**[11:26] Sana**
One hundred!
**[11:27] Sanae**
Oh, just wait until I finish washing.
**[11:32] Sanae**
How was work today?
**[11:34] Sana**
We took the car to a restaurant.
**[11:36] Sanae**
Oh!
**[11:37] Sana**
Do you know what "engaged" means?
**[11:39] Sana**
It's a promise to get married.
**[11:41] Sanae**
You're so smart, Sana-chan!
**[11:45] Sana**
And getting married means... you and
the one you love... become family.
**[11:51] Sanae**
Wow!
**[11:52] Sana**
What's a "family"?
**[11:58] Sanae**
You're my family, Sana-chan!
**[12:02] Sana**
Stop it!
**[12:07] Sana**
There.
**[12:13] Sana**
Family, huh?
**[12:15] Sana**
Sanae is my family,
so what about Zoroku?
**[12:19] Sana**
Is he my family, too?
**[12:22] Sana**
What is "family"?
**[12:26] Sana**
Now I'm all frazzled.
**[12:40] Sanae**
Huh?!
**[12:42] Sanae**
You're getting your hair cut?
**[12:45] Sana**
Yeah.
**[12:46] Zoroku**
It's so long, she keeps stepping on it.
**[12:49] Sanae**
But I look forward to tying her
hair up every morning...
**[12:54] Sana**
Sanae, hair grows fast,
just like leaves!
**[12:58] Sana**
When it grows back, you can do it again.
**[13:00] Sanae**
Oh, really?
**[13:02] Sana**
Yeah, it'll grow back in no time.
**[13:04] Sanae**
Yay!
**[13:06] Sanae**
Where will she get it cut?
**[13:07] Sanae**
You aren't going to cut
it for her, are you?
**[13:10] Zoroku**
N-No.
**[13:12] Sana**
He can't cut it?
**[13:13] Sanae**
Grandpa is a florist.
**[13:15] Sanae**
Someone who cuts hair is a beautician!
**[13:19] Zoroku**
That's bad manners.
**[13:21] Sana**
A "beautician"?
**[13:27] Sana**
What is that?
**[13:29] Sana**
What is that?
**[13:30] Sana**
What is that?
**[13:31] Sana**
What is this place?!
**[13:34] Zoroku**
A beauty salon.
**[13:35] Sana**
It smells!
**[13:37] Zoroku**
Don't run around.
**[13:38] Lady**
Thank you for waiting.
**[13:40] Zoroku**
I have an appointment. I'm Kashimura.
**[13:42] Lady**
Yes, Kashimura... Sanae-sama, right?
**[13:45] Zoroku**
How long will this take?
**[13:47] Lady**
Since it's just a cut, it shouldn't
be more than an hour.
**[13:52] Zoroku**
Sana, I'm going out for a bit.
**[13:54] Sana**
Huh? Why?
**[13:57] Zoroku**
Things to do.
**[13:58] Zoroku**
Try not to cause trouble.
**[14:01] Lady**
Right this way...
**[14:03] Sana**
O-Okay.
**[14:10] Lady**
Your grandpa asked me
to cut it into a bob.
**[14:13] Lady**
What do you think?
**[14:14] Sana**
A "bob"?
**[14:17] Shop**
Thank you very much.
**[14:33] Naito**
Here you go.
**[14:39] Naito**
Hot, please.
**[14:40] Waiter**
Coming right up.
**[14:41] Zoroku**
Sorry to ask this of you.
**[14:43] Naito**
It wasn't easy, you know...
**[14:46] Naito**
I had to go through all
sorts of channels.
**[14:48] Zoroku**
Yeah, I appreciate it.
**[14:53] Naito**
I appreciate you, too.
**[14:56] Naito**
You're taking such good
care of Sana-chan.
**[14:59] Zoroku**
Hmph!
**[14:59] Zoroku**
Every day is so hectic,
I can hardly stand it.
**[15:04] Naito**
You've really mellowed, haven't you?
**[15:06] Zoroku**
Huh?
**[15:07] Naito**
Just kidding.
**[15:09] Zoroku**
How is the pig?
**[15:11] Naito**
Huh?
**[15:12] Zoroku**
The one I had you take in.
**[15:15] Zoroku**
Sana wants to go and see it.
**[15:17] Zoroku**
One day—
**[15:18] Naito**
Uh, I ate it.
**[15:21] Naito**
Kidding. Just kidding...
**[15:24] Lady**
All done!
**[15:28] Sana**
That's amazing! It's so light!
**[15:31] Lady**
Does the back look all right?
**[15:36] Lady**
Sit tight until your grandpa
comes back, okay?
**[15:39] Sana**
Okay!
**[15:45] Sana**
Zoroku will be so surprised.
**[15:57] Zoroku**
Where'd she go?
**[15:59] Sana**
Zoroku, Zoroku, where did you go?
**[16:03] Sana**
The lost Zoroku went that way!
**[16:07] Shop**
Sana-chan, did you get a haircut?
**[16:08] Sana**
Yeah, it's light now.
**[16:10] Shop**
Where's Roku-san?
**[16:11] Sana**
He's late, so I'm going to meet him.
**[16:13] Shop**
How nice!
**[16:16] Sana**
Bye.
**[16:18] Sana**
My head feels so light...
**[16:22] Sana**
Just like a bubble.
**[16:27] Sana**
When lots of bubbles...
**[16:30] Sana**
fall from the sky...
**[16:35] Sana**
Rain!
**[16:37] Sana**
Rain is snow!
**[16:40] Sana**
When it freezes, the weather gets cold.
**[16:44] Sana**
Something smells good!
**[16:48] Sana**
I don't have any money.
**[16:55] Sana**
Do you want a crêpe, too?
**[16:58] Sana**
Wait!
**[17:16] Sana**
Hey!
**[17:17] Sana**
Where'd he go?
**[17:22] Sana**
Guess I'll go home.
**[17:25] Sana**
Wait.
**[17:26] Sana**
Where am I?
**[17:34] Zoroku**
If you're going to use your
power, think first.
**[17:50] Sana**
Which way is it?
**[17:51] Kid**
Mom, I'm hungry.
**[17:53] Mom**
I know.
**[17:54] Mom**
After we get home, okay?
**[17:59] Sana**
Zoroku...
**[18:05] Zoroku**
I see... Thanks.
**[18:13] Zoroku**
Yes?
**[18:15] Zoroku**
You found her?
**[18:18] Police**
Yes.
**[18:19] Police**
Someone she passed called us.
**[18:22] Police**
Yes.
**[18:27] Zoroku**
Didn't I tell you to wait?
**[18:30] Sana**
I'm sorry.
**[18:31] Zoroku**
I was also wrong for being late, but...
**[18:36] Zoroku**
When that happens, call me like before.
**[18:39] Sana**
Huh?
**[18:40] Zoroku**
Well, I'd rather we not suddenly
be on top of a ship...
**[18:44] Sana**
I can use my power?
**[18:47] Zoroku**
I told you not to rely on your
power for everything.
**[18:51] Zoroku**
Not to always avoid it.
**[18:53] Zoroku**
Isn't it part of what makes
you who you are?
**[18:57] Zoroku**
Just learn to use it wisely.
**[19:05] Sana**
Zoroku, you smell. Were you smoking?
**[19:08] Zoroku**
Hmm?
**[19:09] Sana**
You smell!
**[19:11] Zoroku**
Keep it down.
**[19:13] Sana**
Zoroku, I got my hair cut.
**[19:16] Zoroku**
Huh?
**[19:17] Zoroku**
Yeah.
**[19:17] Sana**
It's light!
**[19:19] Zoroku**
Yeah.
**[19:21] Sana**
Want to cut yours, too?
**[19:22] Zoroku**
Huh?
**[19:23] Sana**
It'll be light! And they'll
shampoo it for you!
**[19:26] Zoroku**
Oh, you liked that?
**[19:28] Sana**
Yeah, I liked it!
**[19:33] Sanae**
Sana-chan, you're so cute!
**[19:35] Sana**
It's an "up to you" bob.
**[19:36] Sanae**
It's so cute!
**[19:39] Zoroku**
Sana...
**[19:41] Sana**
What's that?
**[19:51] Sana**
Pig!
**[19:53] Sana**
Pig! Flying pig!
**[19:55] Sana**
Oink, oink, oink!
**[19:56] Zoroku**
Don't turn the light on and off.
**[19:58] Sana**
Zoroku, what is it?
**[19:59] Sana**
Is the bath ready?
**[20:01] Zoroku**
No, could you come here for a minute?
**[20:08] Zoroku**
Sit down with us.
**[20:10] Sana**
Are we having dessert?
**[20:12] Zoroku**
We just had dinner.
**[20:14] Sanae**
Grandpa, don't be so gruff!
**[20:17] Sana**
Oh, we aren't?
**[20:19] Sana**
That's no fun.
**[20:21] Zoroku**
Forget that. Just sit down.
**[20:23] Zoroku**
There's something important to discuss.
**[20:30] Zoroku**
These are adoption papers.
**[20:32] Sana**
"Adoption"?
**[20:35] Zoroku**
Do you want to become an official
member of this household?
**[20:42] Zoroku**
If something were to happen to Sanae
or me, you'd be taken care of.
**[20:47] Zoroku**
And you could go to school someday.
**[20:49] Zoroku**
You'd be Kashimura Sana,
of the Kashimura household.
**[20:55] Sana**
Kashimura Sana...
**[20:58] Sanae**
We'd be family.
**[21:02] Sana**
Family?
***SIGN*** Kashimura Sana
**[21:06] Sana**
Kashimura Sana...
**[21:09] Sana**
Kashimura Sana!
**[21:11] Sana**
Kashimura Sana!
**[21:15] Sana**
I'm Kashimura Sana!
**[21:17] Sanae**
Yay!
**[21:18] Zoroku**
Hey, don't make such a ruckus.
**[21:21] Sana**
Are we married?
**[21:22] Sanae**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Kashimura Sana
**[21:33] Sana**
I did it!
***SIGN*** Kashimura Zoroku Sanae Sana
***SIGN*** Next Episode Friends
**[23:36] Voice**
Friends.
# 8 - Friends
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQ5N80Y/alice--zoroku)
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**[00:02] Sana**
The weather's nice again today,
**[00:04] Sana**
so water tastes yummy!
**[00:06] Sana**
Are you full yet?
**[00:08] Sana**
Yes, we're full!
**[00:11] Ichijo**
Good morning.
**[00:12] Zoroku**
Oh, morning.
**[00:13] Sana**
Morning, Ichijo!
**[00:15] Zoroku**
That's "Ichijo-san."
**[00:17] Zoroku**
Go put that away.
**[00:18] Sana**
Okay.
**[00:19] Sana**
Ichijo, we're gonna ride on a train!
**[00:22] Zoroku**
"Ichijo-san."
**[00:23] Sana**
San!
**[00:24] Zoroku**
I swear...
***SIGN*** Harajuku Station
**[00:30] Sana**
So many people!
**[00:31] Ichijo**
Because it's a weekend.
**[00:33] Ichijo**
Shall we take the subway?
**[00:35] Zoroku**
Nah, she'll probably want
to see the scenery.
**[00:38] Zoroku**
Sana, let's buy our tickets.
**[00:43] Sana**
What's a "ticket"?
**[00:45] Zoroku**
You use it to ride a train.
**[00:47] Zoroku**
First, push where it says "child."
**[00:51] Sana**
Here?
**[00:53] Zoroku**
Then push the button with the
fare to your destination.
**[00:56] Zoroku**
What's half of 550 yen?
**[00:58] Sana**
275 yen!
**[01:00] Zoroku**
Then, select 270 yen.
**[01:04] Sana**
Why?
**[01:05] Zoroku**
Uh, that's just how it works.
**[01:14] Zoroku**
You put your ticket in.
Then take it when it pops out.
**[01:17] Zoroku**
Try it.
**[01:18] Sana**
O-Okay.
**[01:25] Sana**
I got it!
**[01:28] Sana**
What is that?
**[01:30] Zoroku**
A card that works as a ticket.
**[01:32] Sana**
No fair! I want one that beeps, too!
**[01:34] Zoroku**
You won't be riding often enough.
**[01:36] Sana**
I want a beep one!
**[01:45] Ichijo**
She's enjoying herself...
**[01:47] Zoroku**
It's her first long trip.
***SIGN*** Friends
**[03:29] Zoroku**
Sorry to leave the rest to you.
**[03:31] Ichijo**
Not at all.
**[03:32] Ichijo**
This is part of my job.
**[03:34] Zoroku**
Make sure you do as Ichijo-san says.
**[03:37] Sana**
Okay.
**[03:38] Sana**
Good luck with work, Zoroku!
**[03:40] Zoroku**
See you later, then.
**[03:42] Sana**
See you later.
**[03:49] Sana**
What is this?!
**[03:55] Ichijo**
It's called the ocean.
**[03:57] Sana**
Ocean?
**[03:58] Ichijo**
Yes.
**[04:02] Sana**
Something smells.
**[04:04] Ichijo**
That's dangerous, Sana-chan!
**[04:11] Sana**
La, la, la, singing...
**[04:14] Sana**
Done!
**[04:15] Ichijo**
All right, very good.
**[04:19] Ichijo**
You got everything correct!
**[04:21] Ichijo**
That's excellent, Sana-chan.
**[04:22] Sana**
Right?
**[04:24] Ichijo**
If you keep up the pace,
**[04:26] Ichijo**
you'll complete high school
first-year math soon.
***SIGN*** Factorization
1. Factor the following equations.
**[04:29] Ichijo**
We've already reached the limit
of what I can teach you,
**[04:32] Ichijo**
so I'll have to talk to Naito.
**[04:34] Sana**
Really? But isn't math easy?
**[04:37] Ichijo**
Is it?
**[04:39] Ichijo**
I do have a teaching license
for elementary school,
**[04:42] Ichijo**
but you've put me to shame.
**[04:45] Sana**
Well, in math, the methods
and answers are all defined.
**[04:48] Sana**
Watering flowers is more, like...
**[04:51] Sana**
The conditions aren't always what
you'd expect, so it's harder.
**[04:54] Sana**
Every day, you have to examine
them and see their needs.
**[04:57] Ichijo**
What you struggle with
is word problems...
**[05:00] Ichijo**
Also reading.
**[05:02] Ichijo**
It would help if you could
focus a bit longer.
**[05:05] Sana**
But I hate things like that.
They make me feel frazzled.
**[05:09] Ichijo**
Frazzled?
**[05:11] Sana**
I don't really understand it,
**[05:13] Sana**
but I feel it right here.
**[05:15] Sana**
I don't deal well with those things,
**[05:17] Sana**
because I don't understand them.
**[05:20] Ichijo**
That makes sense.
**[05:22] Ichijo**
You had trouble transcribing kanji, too.
**[05:24] Ichijo**
Next week, let's work a little
harder on language arts.
**[05:27] Sana**
Eh?
**[05:28] Sana**
Huh? Huh?!
**[05:30] Ichijo**
Let's get moving.
**[05:32] Ichijo**
Then, social studies is up next!
**[05:35] Sana**
We're studying more?
**[05:36] Ichijo**
Since we're all the way in Yokohama,
**[05:38] Ichijo**
Naito has made arrangements for
us to visit a nearby factory.
**[05:43] Sana**
Wow, Naito is very clever.
**[05:46] Sana**
We're visiting a car factory today.
**[05:48] Sana**
Wow!
**[05:51] Zoroku**
Exclusively using seasonal
flowers is a good idea.
**[05:55] Zoroku**
If you want a natural look, we can
use smaller flowers, like this.
**[06:00] Girl**
Oh, beautiful!
**[06:01] Ko**
Huh...
**[06:02] Zoroku**
If you'll allow me to choose
the flowers we use,
**[06:05] Zoroku**
we can easily keep it
within your budget.
**[06:08] Girl**
That sounds great.
**[06:10] Girl**
Doesn't it, Ko-kun?
**[06:12] Ko**
Sure, it's up to you.
**[06:13] Girl**
Come on... This is important.
**[06:20] Sana**
Zoroku!
**[06:24] Zoroku**
Whoa.
**[06:25] Sana**
Are you done with work?
That took a while!
**[06:28] Zoroku**
Were you a good girl?
**[06:29] Sana**
Yeah! We went to a car factory!
**[06:32] Sana**
It was really cool!
Everything is made by robots!
**[06:35] Zoroku**
Is that so?
**[06:37] Zoroku**
Did anything happen?
**[06:38] Ichijo**
No, nothing in particular.
**[06:40] Zoroku**
Well, good.
**[06:47] Ichijo**
Error...
***SIGN*** Chinatown
**[06:54] Asahi**
This is good!
**[06:56] Asahi**
Excuse me! I'll take thirty
more of the pork buns!
**[06:58] Asahi**
No, not for gifts—
**[07:00] Guy**
Uh, no, we don't...
**[07:01] Asahi**
Oh, you don't have that
many made? Then...
**[07:04] Asahi**
Then give me however
many you have!
**[07:07] Asahi**
All of them!
**[07:08] Yonaga**
There she is.
**[07:09] Yonaga**
O-Onee-sama!
**[07:10] Asahi**
Yonaga, you're late.
Try not to wander away.
**[07:14] Yonaga**
Y-You were the one who
just disappeared!
**[07:17] Yonaga**
And you bought all that...
**[07:19] Asahi**
I found these great pork buns.
**[07:22] Asahi**
Here, try one.
**[07:25] Yonaga**
O-Onee-sama, we need to be
careful with our money...
**[07:29] Asahi**
What are you talking about?
**[07:31] Asahi**
We saved it, all so we could
eat till we dropped today.
**[07:34] Asahi**
We haven't nearly used it all yet!
**[07:37] Yonaga**
B-B-But...
**[07:39] Yonaga**
You're the one who said we should
buy from many different places.
**[07:43] Yonaga**
We even looked them up already,
**[07:45] Yonaga**
but s-since you keep making stops,
we haven't visited one!
**[07:50] Asahi**
Plans are no more than plans!
**[07:52] Asahi**
First, you have to enjoy it
with all you've got!
**[07:58] Guy**
Thank you.
**[08:02] Yonaga**
Onee-sama, it's been a long time...
**[08:05] Yonaga**
s-since the two of us went
shopping like this.
**[08:09] Yonaga**
I... I never thought we'd...
get to do this again.
**[08:15] Asahi**
I know!
**[08:17] Asahi**
So we'll have fun today, Yonaga!
**[08:21] Yonaga**
O-Okay!
**[08:23] Asahi**
Maps! Restaurants! Roads!
**[08:25] Yonaga**
Yes!
**[08:25] Yonaga**
O-Onee-sama, look out!
**[08:30] Yonaga**
Onee-sama!
**[08:31] Asahi**
I'm sorr—
**[08:33] Yonaga**
Sa-chan?
**[08:39] Ichijo**
Stop!
**[08:42] Sana**
They ran!
**[08:44] Ichijo**
Operation 4-18.
**[08:45] Ichijo**
After them.
**[08:49] Sana**
Wait!
**[08:54] Guy**
What's that? A chain?
**[08:57] Sana**
No fair!
**[08:59] Asahi**
Why did we run away?
**[09:01] Yonaga**
I don't know.
**[09:03] Asahi**
But we did...
**[09:05] Yonaga**
Yeah.
**[09:06] Both**
So...
**[09:08] Both**
Let's run!
**[09:19] Sana**
I won't let you get away.
**[09:21] Asahi**
Net!
**[09:25] Sana**
Darn it...
**[09:28] Sana**
Robot!
**[09:31] Sana**
Don't think you can beat me at tag.
**[09:38] Asahi**
Motorcycle!
**[09:42] Guy**
What is that?
**[09:43] Lady**
A motorcycle?
**[09:44] Sana**
Wait!
**[09:46] Sana**
Why are you running away?!
**[09:47] Asahi**
Why are *you* chasing us?
**[09:50] Sana**
I don't know! It just made
me feel frazzled!
**[09:52] Asahi**
What?!
**[09:54] Sana**
"It just made me feel frazzled," I said!
**[09:54] Girl**
Hey, what's that?
**[09:55] Mom**
Some kind of circus?
**[09:58] Guy**
Incredible...
**[09:59] Guy**
That's one amazing stuntman!
**[10:02] Zoroku**
Those kids...
**[10:03] Sana**
Why are you running away?
**[10:05] Asahi**
Because we don't want
to see you, obviously!
**[10:07] Asahi**
At least figure that much out!
**[10:09] Sana**
Wh-What do you mean? Why not?
**[10:11] Sana**
You have to tell me,
or I won't under—
**[10:18] Both**
Sa-chan!
**[10:20] Sana**
Error.
**[10:28] Ichijo**
Operation 13-7.
**[10:30] Ichijo**
Summon beast.
**[10:32] Ichijo**
Fenrir.
**[10:35] Ichijo**
All three of you will be punished.
**[10:37] Ichijo**
#51, operation 1-8.
**[10:42] Ichijo**
Deploy operation 5-16.
**[10:45] Ichijo**
Fenrir.
**[10:54] Ichijo**
And now, 1-8.
**[10:57] Ichijo**
Super-accelerate!
***SIGN*** Chinatown
**[11:16] Girl**
Welcome.
**[11:17] Girl**
The name on your reservation?
**[11:20] Sana**
Kashimura Sana!
**[11:21] Girl**
All right, just a moment, please.
**[11:24] Asahi**
Kashimura?
**[11:26] Sana**
I'm Kashimura Sana!
**[11:29] Ichijo**
As far as I can tell,
**[11:31] Ichijo**
it just appears to be a
lump of carbon again.
**[11:33] Ichijo**
Yes.
**[11:34] Ichijo**
We managed to convince everyone
that we were filming a movie,
**[11:39] Ichijo**
but take care of any
photos on the Internet.
**[11:42] Ichijo**
Yes, the twins are currently...
**[11:46] Zoroku**
Hurry up and sit down.
**[11:47] Zoroku**
We're ordering.
**[11:48] Asahi**
U-Um...
**[11:50] Yonaga**
We should really...
**[11:53] Zoroku**
You already apologized
to Ichijo-san, right?
**[11:55] Zoroku**
So it's fine.
**[11:57] Both**
Okay...
**[12:00] Zoroku**
Is there anything you two can't eat?
**[12:03] Zoroku**
If not, I'll just order whatever.
**[12:05] Yonaga**
Oh, y-yes, thank you.
**[12:07] Asahi**
Y-Yonaga!
**[12:14] Sana**
Oh, darn it!
**[12:15] Sana**
It just...
**[12:16] Sana**
I don't know... It just makes
me feel frazzled!
**[12:19] Sana**
I don't understand it! I don't
deal well with this stuff!
**[12:22] Asahi**
Huh?
**[12:23] Yonaga**
You said that earlier.
What does "frazzled" mean?
**[12:25] Sana**
Frazzled means frazzled!
**[12:27] Zoroku**
Sana.
**[12:30] Sana**
Lately, I always feel this way.
**[12:33] Sana**
Even when I read books.
**[12:34] Sana**
And the moment I saw you
two earlier, I felt frazzled.
**[12:37] Sana**
That's never happened before.
**[12:40] Sana**
What is this? What is it?
**[12:42] Sana**
I know I'm myself,
but it's like I'm not!
**[12:44] Sana**
I never felt frazzled at
the research facility.
**[12:47] Sana**
What is this? Tell me!
**[12:52] Yonaga**
S-Sa-chan, aren't you just angry
**[12:55] Yonaga**
that we ran from you?
**[12:58] Sana**
Uh...
**[13:00] Sana**
Yeah, I'm angry...
**[13:02] Sana**
Huh?
**[13:05] Zoroku**
Sana, sit down.
**[13:08] Sana**
Okay.
**[13:15] Zoroku**
Don't be shy, um...
**[13:19] Yonaga**
Oh, I am Hinagiri Yonaga.
**[13:21] Yonaga**
G-Go on, Onee-sama... You, too.
**[13:23] Asahi**
Uh, I'm Asahi!
**[13:25] Zoroku**
Eat before it gets cold.
**[13:28] Asahi**
Okay.
**[13:31] Yonaga**
U-Uh, then...
**[13:37] Yonaga**
This is good!
**[13:38] Asahi**
It's very good!
**[13:39] Sana**
It's good, right?
**[13:40] Asahi**
Yes, very!
**[13:42] Yonaga**
Yes!
**[13:52] Yonaga**
S-Sa-chan...
**[13:55] Yonaga**
Y-You... c-cut your hair, I see.
**[13:58] Sana**
Oh... Yeah.
**[14:00] Yonaga**
At first, I didn't recognize you.
**[14:03] Yonaga**
B-But I think it looks really good.
**[14:08] Sana**
It's an "up to you" bob!
**[14:09] Asahi**
Wh-What's that? "Bob"?
**[14:12] Sana**
You don't know what a bob is?
**[14:13] Zoroku**
Those two were in the
same place as Sana?
**[14:13] Sana**
It's a salon thing!
**[14:14] Yonaga**
Isn't it a barber shop thing?
**[14:16] Ichijo**
Yes.
**[14:19] Asahi**
Errors?
**[14:20] Sana**
Yeah.
**[14:21] Sana**
Sometimes, my power just
activates itself, like earlier.
**[14:25] Sana**
It doesn't always produce something.
**[14:28] Sana**
But when it does, I never know
what it'll be, so it's dangerous.
**[14:31] Yonaga**
D-Don't you think you should
have that checked out?
**[14:36] Sana**
Ichijo said she couldn't
figure it out yet.
**[14:41] Yonaga**
H-Hey, Sa-chan...
**[14:44] Yonaga**
I'm s-sorry about earlier.
**[14:46] Yonaga**
The truth is, we've...
**[14:49] Yonaga**
We've really missed you, all this time!
**[14:53] Yonaga**
We wanted to apologize to you.
**[14:56] Sana**
Asahi? Yonaga?
**[14:58] Asahi**
You know...
**[15:00] Asahi**
Before we came to the research facility,
something awful happened to us.
**[15:03] Asahi**
That's why we didn't want you
to go to the outside world.
**[15:07] Ichijo**
They were taken into police custody.
Then the research facility took them in.
**[15:12] Zoroku**
Police?
**[15:13] Ichijo**
They'd been abused by their father.
**[15:35] Yonaga**
Get away...
**[15:37] Yonaga**
from her!
**[15:41] Ichijo**
At the time, they both thought
and felt the same things,
**[15:45] Ichijo**
so they had trouble telling
themselves apart.
**[15:48] Kito**
Starting today, this is your new home.
**[15:51] Kito**
Pretty big, isn't it?
**[15:53] Kito**
The air's nice, too.
**[15:55] Kito**
I can't let you go out
whenever you want.
**[15:57] Kito**
But you can study, and you'll
have a place to play.
**[16:00] Kito**
It isn't a bad place.
**[16:02] Kito**
What about your rooms?
We can give you separate ones...
**[16:06] Both**
We want a room together.
**[16:08] Kito**
Got it.
**[16:09] Kito**
You're in perfect sync, huh?
**[16:11] Kito**
Oh, right. Also...
**[16:13] Kito**
I'm sorry, but could you tell me
your names one more time?
**[16:18] Kito**
These are your ID cards.
**[16:21] Kito**
Which of you is older,
and which is younger?
**[16:28] Asahi**
Then, I'm the older sister!
**[16:30] Yonaga**
I-I'm the younger sister,
Hinagiri Yonaga...
**[16:37] Asahi**
All we had to do was live together,
**[16:40] Asahi**
just the two of us, and never
leave the facility.
**[16:44] Asahi**
That's what we thought.
**[16:46] Yonaga**
But then we met you and played
with you, and it was fun.
**[16:50] Yonaga**
We gave you a name and taught
you all kinds of things.
**[16:54] Yonaga**
But we never taught you that there was
a world outside the research facility.
**[17:00] Asahi**
We did a terrible thing to you.
**[17:03] Asahi**
It wasn't as if you were our doll.
**[17:07] Yonaga**
But then you left on your own,
and it changed our world.
**[17:12] Yonaga**
We never thought everything we
had could disappear so easily.
**[17:32] Asahi**
We're going to an American
school in Yokosuka now.
**[17:37] Asahi**
They found new homes for all of
us from the research facility.
**[17:41] Asahi**
Our place has a very nice dorm mother.
**[17:45] Asahi**
The language is still a
bit difficult for us,
**[17:47] Asahi**
but slowly, we've begun
to make friends, too.
**[17:50] Asahi**
And we're even in clubs.
**[17:52] Yonaga**
I'm in the badminton club,
and Onee-chan is in the art club.
**[17:55] Sana**
Is school fun?
**[17:58] Asahi**
Well, yes... Every day is pretty fun.
**[18:01] Sana**
Really? Well, it's nice that it's fun.
**[18:05] Yonaga**
Sa-chan...
**[18:07] Yonaga**
We weren't able to spend
much time with you,
**[18:10] Yonaga**
but you were our first friend,
and that made us really happy.
**[18:15] Both**
We're sorry, Sa-chan.
**[18:17] Both**
We're sorry for everything!
**[18:21] Sana**
Sure!
**[18:24] Sana**
Okay, we've made up!
**[18:25] Both**
Wait!
**[18:29] Sanae**
Oh, really? And then what happened?
**[18:33] Sana**
Well, Asahi and Yonaga
are both in clubs, too.
**[18:38] Sanae**
Sana-chan, you just told me that.
**[18:41] Sana**
Huh? Oh, yeah.
**[18:43] Sana**
For some reason, I didn't think I had.
**[18:46] Sanae**
You must've been really happy!
**[18:49] Sana**
I'm not sure.
**[18:50] Sanae**
That sounds so nice...
Your friends, huh?
**[19:14] Sanae**
Sana-chan?
**[19:18] Sana**
Sanae!
**[19:20] Sanae**
Huh? Sana-chan, come on!
**[19:24] Sanae**
Are you all right?
**[19:25] Sana**
I was sleeping.
**[19:26] Sana**
And then suddenly, I didn't
understand anything.
**[19:29] Sanae**
I see.
**[19:30] Sanae**
When I was little, I used to suddenly
feel sad in the middle of the night.
**[19:35] Sanae**
And I'd jump into Grandpa's futon.
**[19:38] Sana**
I'm not sad or anything.
**[19:41] Sana**
I think...
**[19:42] Sanae**
Oh, yeah.
**[19:44] Sanae**
You did have a really fun time earlier!
**[19:48] Sana**
It's weird...
**[19:50] Sana**
Ever since I left the research facility,
I keep getting weirder.
**[19:54] Sana**
I feel frazzled.
**[19:57] Sana**
Like there's a frazzled person
inside me that isn't me.
**[20:00] Sana**
And so, all the things I knew
and thought before
**[20:04] Sana**
have become unclear, like the
frazzled thing is interfering.
**[20:12] Sana**
It was the same today.
**[20:13] Sana**
The moment I saw them, I felt frazzled,
**[20:16] Sana**
and I couldn't think about anything.
**[20:18] Sana**
It's the same now.
**[20:20] Sana**
All of a sudden, I can't control myself.
**[20:24] Sana**
This keeps happening in the
outside world. It's too hard.
**[20:28] Sanae**
I see...
**[20:29] Sanae**
You're starting to understand
a lot of things, little by little.
**[20:34] Sana**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[20:36] Sana**
I'm saying that I don't understand.
**[20:38] Sanae**
Well, um...
**[20:40] Sanae**
It's probably best that you don't
understand, you might say...
**[20:44] Sana**
Huh?
**[20:46] Sanae**
Frazzle, frazzle!
**[20:46] Sana**
What are you doing? Stop it!
**[20:52] Sanae**
I love you a lot, Sana-chan.
**[20:55] Sana**
What's with you?! Are you teasing?
**[20:57] Sana**
I'm serious about feeling frazzled!
**[21:01] Sanae**
Well, it's already late, so...
**[21:04] Sanae**
Want to sleep in my room with me?
**[21:07] Sana**
Really?
**[21:08] Sanae**
We can talk there.
**[21:10] Sanae**
I want to hear more about
how frazzled you feel!
**[21:25] Asahi**
Morning, Yonaga.
**[21:26] Yonaga**
Good morning, Onee-sama.
**[21:30] Yonaga**
O-Onee-sama, we got an
e-mail from Sa-chan!
**[21:33] Asahi**
Huh?
**[21:35] Yonaga**
Isn't that great, Onee-sama?
**[21:37] Asahi**
Y-You're the one who
was worried about her!
**[21:40] Yonaga**
So were you.
**[21:43] sana**
Did you send the e-mail?
**[21:45] Sanae**
Yep.
**[21:46] Sanae**
Do you still feel frazzled?
**[21:49] Sana**
I'm not sure.
**[21:51] Sana**
I think maybe not.
**[21:53] Sanae**
Oh, good!
**[21:55] Sana**
"Sorry I left the research facility.
**[21:58] Sana**
You two are my friends.
**[22:01] Sana**
Let's play together again.
**[22:02] Sana**
— Kashimura Sana."
***SIGN*** Next Episode The Evil Witch
**[23:36] Voice**
The Evil Witch.
# 9 - The Evil Witch
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQ5N80Y/alice--zoroku)
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***SIGN*** The Magic Words
**[00:01] Hatori**
* Long ago, in a faraway land,*
* lived an unfortunate little girl.*
**[00:06] Hatori**
* The little girl was very,*
* very unfortunate.*
**[00:11] Guy**
I'm very sorry...
***SIGN*** Closeout Sale
**[00:12] Guy**
At this point in March,
these are all we have.
**[00:17] Mom**
Thank you.
**[00:19] Mom**
I'm sorry, Hatori.
**[00:21] Mom**
You'll have to choose one of these.
**[00:23] Hatori**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Closeout Sale
***SIGN*** As Is!!
**[00:32] ---**
Closeout Sale
**[00:33] Hatori**
Mom, I want this one.
**[00:36] Mom**
Oh?
**[00:41] Mom**
Normally, the school insignia
would go right here.
**[00:50] ---**
Closeout Sale
**[00:55] Hatori**
I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** The Evil Witch
**[02:37] Dad**
You're bringing that up again?
**[02:39] Dad**
It happened over two years ago.
**[02:43] Dad**
Hatori is a smart girl.
**[02:45] Dad**
There are always middle school
entrance exams, if necessary.
**[02:48] Mom**
You always do that.
**[02:50] Mom**
You always try to postpone the issue.
**[02:55] Mom**
Sending her to public school
for three more years...
**[02:58] Dad**
It's your fault for not having her
test for a backup school!
**[03:03] Mom**
I thought not narrowing the options
would restrict her potential!
**[03:08] Dad**
Get over yourself!
**[03:09] Mom**
What's your problem?
**[03:10] Mom**
What about you, then?
What have you done to help?
**[03:14] Mom**
From the start, you've never cared
about her entrance exams!
**[03:16] Mom**
You wouldn't listen to
any of my concerns!
**[03:19] Mom**
I took her to cram school, picked her up,
**[03:22] Mom**
and researched schools, all on my own!
**[03:24] Hatori**
God...
**[03:27] Hatori**
Because I'm such a useless daughter,
**[03:30] Hatori**
my mom and dad don't get along anymore.
**[03:34] Hatori**
I don't need presents for my
birthday or Christmas.
**[03:38] Hatori**
I'll study hard. I'll do anything!
**[03:41] Hatori**
So please, God...
**[03:45] Hatori**
Make my mom and dad be
nice and get along again!
**[03:55] Kids**
Let's eat!
**[04:01] Dad**
Ayumu...
**[04:02] Dad**
Don't gulp your food down.
**[04:04] Dad**
Daiki is copying you.
**[04:06] Ayumu**
Sure.
**[04:07] Mom**
Later, we'll come cheer
at your match, okay?
**[04:10] Ayumu**
Got it.
**[04:12] Ayumu**
I'm heading out!
**[04:13] Dad**
Good luck!
**[04:13] Daiki**
See you later!
***SIGN*** Close View
***SIGN*** Ayu-chan
***SIGN*** I'll do my best at the match. Come cheer me on, okay? Close View
**[04:31] Hatori**
Ayu-chan!
**[04:33] Hatori**
Good... morning...
**[04:38] Hatori**
I'm hungry...
**[04:46] Hatori**
S-So...
**[04:47] Hatori**
Ayu-chan has a match today.
**[04:50] Hatori**
Want to go cheer for her,
like we used to?
**[04:53] Hatori**
All three of us...
**[04:58] Mom**
That's a good idea!
**[05:01] Dad**
Who's Ayu-chan?
**[05:02] Mom**
Hatori's friend. The really lively girl.
**[05:05] Dad**
Oh, the one who's a bit boyish?
**[05:08] Dad**
We should all go. It's been a long time.
**[05:10] Mom**
I'll have to make lunches for us, then!
**[05:12] Dad**
It's fine. We'll get food somewhere.
**[05:16] Hatori**
* One day, a good witch appeared*
* before the girl and asked her,*
**[05:22] Hatori**
*"What is your wish?"*
**[05:25] Hatori**
*And the little girl said,*
**[05:27] Hatori**
* "I wish everyone would be nice*
* to each other all the time."*
**[05:31] Hatori**
*And then, the witch said,*
**[05:34] Hatori**
*"Very well.*
**[05:36] Hatori**
*I will teach you some magic words."*
**[05:39] Hatori**
* But the little girl didn't know*
* how to use the magic words.*
**[05:46] Hatori**
You're supposed to obey
the traffic signals.
***SIGN*** Pedestrians and Bicycles Only
**[05:59] Boy**
Hey! Hurry it up!
**[06:01] Boy**
I hope the basketball court is open!
**[06:03] Boy**
The guys from the class next
door might have taken it!
**[06:06] Hatori**
You aren't supposed to run.
**[06:17] Hatori**
What is this?
**[06:29] Boy**
Huh?
**[06:31] Boy**
Come on, let's go!
**[06:32] Hatori**
I wonder what that thing was.
**[06:35] Ayumu**
It was kind of weird.
**[06:39] Ayumu**
Do you think it might be magic?
**[06:42] Hatori**
Huh?
**[06:43] Ayumu**
It must be. Remember that
guy from this morning?
**[06:48] Ayumu**
I bet that was your power, too.
**[06:56] Ayumu**
You can use magic, Ha-chan!
**[06:59] Hatori**
I don't...
**[07:00] Ayumu**
Hey, try it again.
**[07:02] Hatori**
Huh?
**[07:03] Ayumu**
Your magic.
**[07:06] Hatori**
But...
**[07:08] Ayumu**
I know you can do it.
**[07:10] Ayumu**
It worked on that guy and those boys!
**[07:15] Hatori**
You really think so?
**[07:24] Hatori**
Stop.
**[07:35] Hatori**
I did it, Ayu-chan!
**[07:38] Hatori**
Ayu-chan?
**[07:40] Hatori**
Ayu-chan! Ayu-chan!
**[07:42] Ayumu**
What's wrong, Ha-chan?
**[07:47] Ayumu**
Wow! You really can use magic!
**[07:52] Hatori**
You think so?
**[07:53] Ayumu**
Yeah! That has to be it!
**[07:56] Hatori**
I turned into a witch...
**[07:59] Ayumu**
You're a good witch, Ha-chan!
**[08:01] Hatori**
Huh?
**[08:03] Ayumu**
Hey, Ha-chan...
**[08:05] Ayumu**
Try it again.
**[08:12] Hatori**
Walk.
**[08:17] Ayumu**
Everyone, dance.
**[08:19] Ayumu**
Wow.
**[08:20] Ayumu**
They do what I say, too.
**[08:22] Ayumu**
Okay, next...
**[08:23] Ayumu**
Stop!
**[08:26] Hatori**
Ayu-chan...
**[08:31] Hatori**
You aren't afraid of me?
**[08:35] Ayumu**
I'd never be afraid of you.
**[08:37] Ayumu**
I'll always be with you, okay?
**[08:44] Hatori**
*"I will teach you some magic words.*
**[08:46] Hatori**
* Use these, and you can*
* grant yourself any wish.*
**[08:50] Hatori**
*Everyone will do as you say.*
**[08:55] Hatori**
* However, you must only*
* use them for good.*
**[08:58] Hatori**
*Do that, and you can be a good witch.*
**[09:02] Hatori**
*But if you use them for evil,*
**[09:04] Hatori**
*you will become an evil witch."*
**[09:09] Hatori**
*But the little girl didn't follow
the good witch's orders.*
**[09:15] Girl**
Your mom is so great, Hatori-chan.
**[09:18] Girl**
She's so pretty, and she looks nice!
**[09:21] Girl**
I wish my mom looked that stylish!
**[09:24] Girl**
But she seems a little different now.
**[09:27] Girl**
Back at the entrance ceremony,
she seemed...
**[09:29] Girl**
I don't know... kind of scary.
**[09:32] Girl**
She's totally different now, huh?
**[10:10] Hatori**
Mom? Dad?
***SIGN*** Ayu-chan
***SIGN***
Ha-chan, what's wrong?
Ha-chan?
**[10:18] Ayumu**
Ha-chan!
**[10:23] Hatori**
Ayu-chan...
**[10:27] Hatori**
*"If you use them for evil,*
**[10:29] Hatori**
*you will become an evil witch."*
**[10:34] Hatori**
I knew...
**[10:38] Hatori**
I knew it didn't make sense
that Mom and Dad
**[10:41] Hatori**
were suddenly getting along.
**[10:44] Hatori**
I knew it must have been the magic...
**[10:49] Hatori**
But finding out for sure, I was scared.
**[10:55] Hatori**
God is really mean, isn't he?
**[10:58] Hatori**
To give me a magic power like this...
**[11:03] Hatori**
What do I do, Ayu-chan?
**[11:07] Hatori**
As long as I'm here, this house
is full of nothing but lies.
**[11:12] Ayumu**
Ha-chan...
**[11:15] Hatori**
I'll go far away.
**[11:19] Ayumu**
Okay. I'll go with you.
**[11:22] Hatori**
What? But...
**[11:23] Ayumu**
After all, I used your magic to
tease a lot of people, too.
**[11:29] Ayumu**
We're the same.
**[11:50] Sana**
Hey, what time is it?
**[11:52] Chinatsu**
It's 10:46.
**[11:54] Chinatsu**
It hasn't been two minutes
since you last asked.
**[11:56] Sana**
Oh, really?
**[11:58] Chinatsu**
You're really looking forward to
your friends coming over, huh?
**[12:03] Chinatsu**
"Hinagiri-san," right?
**[12:05] Sana**
Yeah! Asahi and Yonaga!
**[12:07] Zoroku**
Sana...
**[12:09] Zoroku**
Would you throw out the, um...
you know, that stuff?
**[12:11] Zoroku**
You know, uh, the green stuff.
**[12:13] Sana**
Green stuff?
**[12:15] Sana**
Oh, the squishy things?
**[12:17] Zoroku**
Yeah, those.
**[12:19] Sana**
Leave it to me! I'll take
care of anything!
**[12:29] Sana**
These are next!
**[12:31] Sana**
The green things you stick flowers in.
**[12:33] Sana**
I'll wring them out and toss them!
**[12:36] Sana**
Squish...
**[12:39] Sana**
It feels so gross, but so cool!
**[12:43] Sana**
Squish...
**[12:45] Sana**
*They're gonna be so surprised.*
**[12:47] Sana**
* Since I left the research lab,*
* I've learned all kinds of things.*
**[12:51] Sana**
*Because I'm amazing!*
**[12:53] Yonaga**
W-Wait, Onee-sama!
**[12:56] Yonaga**
Don't go so far ahead alone!
**[12:58] Yonaga**
You'll get lost aga—
**[12:59] Asahi**
No need to worry!
**[13:00] Asahi**
I have the map that Sa-chan e-mailed me!
***SIGN*** Here
***SIGN*** Omotesando
***SIGN*** Station
**[13:04] Yonaga**
O-Onee-sama, I don't think that...
**[13:09] Yonaga**
Y-You see?
**[13:11] Asahi**
W-Well, everyone makes mistakes.
**[13:14] Asahi**
Um...
**[13:16] Asahi**
Th-This is...
**[13:17] Yonaga**
Takeshita Street?
**[13:19] Yonaga**
W-We haven't been here before.
**[13:21] Yonaga**
O-Onee-sama?
**[13:23] Asahi**
Yonaga...
**[13:24] Yonaga**
Yes?
**[13:25] Asahi**
Which way do you think Ura-Hara is?
**[13:28] Yonaga**
F-Forget it! It's already time!
**[13:30] Yonaga**
Sa-chan is waiting for us!
**[13:32] Asahi**
I know that! Of course I know that!
**[13:35] Asahi**
But still, I mean...
**[13:38] Asahi**
You know?
**[13:39] Yonaga**
Y-You should probably ask Sa-chan.
**[13:43] Asahi**
Y-You're right!
**[13:44] Asahi**
We've been looking forward to playing
with Sa-chan again, for so long!
**[13:52] Asahi**
All right! Let's go see Sa-chan, Yonaga!
**[13:55] Yonaga**
Yes!
**[13:59] Hatori**
This is an order.
**[14:00] Hatori**
Stop.
**[14:12] Sana**
Zoroku, I'm done.
**[14:14] Sana**
What's the next...
**[14:19] Sana**
What are you doing?
**[14:21] Sana**
Hey, what's the matter, Zoroku?
**[14:27] Sana**
Come on, what is this?
**[14:29] Sana**
Are you playing around?
**[14:31] Sana**
Zoroku? Zoroku?
**[14:33] Sana**
Zoroku!
**[14:37] Hatori**
Your arm will tire in that position.
**[14:39] Hatori**
Put it down.
**[14:41] Hatori**
And don't make such a racket,
while blocking the street.
**[14:45] Hatori**
You're grown-ups.
**[14:49] Hatori**
This is an order.
**[14:50] Hatori**
Everyone, out of my way.
**[14:55] Hatori**
What would you like?
**[14:56] Ayumu**
Well...
**[14:57] Ayumu**
Okay, I'll have the
strawberry-strawberry.
**[15:00] Hatori**
That, and one kiwi with whipped cream.
**[15:07] Ayumu**
So, what should we do now?
**[15:09] Hatori**
Well...
**[15:11] Hatori**
We'll do as we like,
until we're out of money.
**[15:13] Hatori**
When we are, we'll get a job.
**[15:16] Hatori**
With magic, even an elementary
schooler can get a part-time job.
**[15:20] Ayumu**
Yeah...
**[15:21] Hatori**
We'll live in an unfamiliar town,
**[15:23] Hatori**
find work, and when we have enough
money, we'll move to the next one.
**[15:27] Hatori**
It'll be lovely.
**[15:29] Hatori**
Hey, why don't we look from up there?
**[15:32] Ayumu**
Yeah.
**[15:38] Ayumu**
It's smaller than I thought.
**[15:40] Hatori**
It is.
**[15:41] Hatori**
But the view is nice.
**[15:43] Hatori**
Normally, we couldn't get
into places like this.
**[15:48] Ayumu**
It's so quiet.
**[15:50] Ayumu**
As if everyone in the world disappeared,
and we're the only ones.
**[15:54] Hatori**
Yeah.
**[15:56] Hatori**
Sure about this?
**[15:58] Ayumu**
Huh?
**[15:59] Hatori**
You don't have to come, Ayu-chan.
**[16:02] Ayumu**
Why? You don't want me with you?
**[16:04] Hatori**
No, I didn't mean that.
**[16:07] Hatori**
I only meant that this is all my fault.
**[16:11] Hatori**
I can't even undo the magic myself.
**[16:14] Hatori**
That's why Mom and Dad...
**[16:18] Hatori**
I couldn't stay at home,
**[16:20] Hatori**
so I decided that I'd go on alone.
**[16:23] Hatori**
But that isn't the case for you, is it?
**[16:27] Ayumu**
Didn't I promise I'd always
stay with you?
**[16:30] Ayumu**
Even if you're a witch,
you're still Ha-chan!
**[16:33] Hatori**
Ayu-chan...
**[16:36] Hatori**
Ayu-chan, I love you.
**[16:38] Hatori**
You're such a hot guy!
**[16:40] Ayumu**
I'm a hot guy, all right.
**[16:42] Ayumu**
There, there.
**[16:49] Ayumu**
What's that about?
**[16:51] Hatori**
The magic hasn't even worn off.
**[16:54] Sana**
Wh-What's wrong with you? Stop this!
**[16:57] Sana**
Are you joking around? Say something!
**[16:58] Ayumu**
Over there!
**[17:00] All**
Something.
**[17:01] Sana**
No, no! That isn't what I meant!
**[17:05] Sana**
This isn't right.
**[17:07] Sana**
What's going on?
**[17:09] Sana**
What happened to Zoroku
and everyone else?
**[17:12] Sana**
E-Everyone outside is this way...
**[17:18] Hatori**
Who are you?
**[17:23] Ayumu**
Are you okay?
**[17:24] Sana**
I... I can't...
**[17:26] Sana**
I've never run that much before...
**[17:29] Ayumu**
How are you unaffected by the magic?
**[17:31] Sana**
Huh? M-Magic?
**[17:34] Sana**
What do you mean?
**[17:36] Sana**
More importantly, what's going on?
**[17:39] Sana**
And just who are you?
**[17:40] Sana**
Are they... okay?
**[17:42] Sana**
Zoroku and the others.
**[17:43] Sana**
Everyone's acting weird....
**[17:45] Sana**
Just... What's going on?
**[17:47] Sana**
I really don't like this.
**[17:49] Sana**
I don't like this frazzled feeling.
**[17:51] Hatori**
What's with you?
**[17:54] Sana**
What happened?
**[17:57] Hatori**
Does my magic not work on her?
**[18:00] Ayumu**
It seems that way.
**[18:02] Hatori**
How can that be?
**[18:04] Ayumu**
This has never...
**[18:08] Ayumu**
Hey, where did you come from?
**[18:10] Sana**
Huh?
**[18:11] Ayumu**
If you know something, tell us!
**[18:13] Ayumu**
Why doesn't Ha-chan's magic affect you?
**[18:16] Sana**
Huh?
**[18:17] AYumu**
Did you do something special?
**[18:18] AYumu**
Or have something?
**[18:20] Ayumu**
Just tell us anything you know.
**[18:22] Ayumu**
We're looking for a way
to undo this magic!
**[18:26] Hatori**
Ayu-chan, what are you saying?
**[18:27] Ayumu**
Please!
**[18:29] Sana**
W-Wait a second.
**[18:31] Sana**
What are you talking about?
**[18:33] Ayumu**
I... I'm Miho Ayumu.
**[18:36] Ayumu**
This is my friend, Hatori-chan.
**[18:38] Hatori**
Stop!
**[18:40] Ayumu**
If there's a way to stay
unaffected by the magic,
**[18:44] Ayumu**
Ha-chan won't have to leave home!
**[18:47] Sana**
Not that...
**[18:49] Sana**
What's going on?
**[18:51] Sana**
So you two did this, then?
**[18:55] Sana**
Then...
**[18:56] Sana**
Then, wait a minute.
**[18:58] Sana**
You're saying you two did all this?
**[19:02] Sana**
To Zoroku and everyone?
**[19:05] Sana**
It was all you?!
**[19:09] Hatori**
That's...
**[19:11] Hatori**
Why did it suddenly—
**[19:12] Ayumu**
Ha-chan?
**[19:21] Guy**
Whoops, careful.
**[19:22] Guy**
Sorry.
**[19:23] Guy**
Man, what're you doing?
**[19:25] Guy**
It wasn't my fault.
**[19:26] Ayumu**
No way.
**[19:27] Ayumu**
The town
**[19:29] Ayumu**
is back to normal.
**[19:32] Asahi**
Isn't this exciting?
**[19:33] Yonaga**
Y-Yes! Sa-chan is waiting for us!
**[19:37] Sana**
You two...
**[19:41] Sana**
I won't let you get away with that.
**[19:44] Sana**
I won't!
**[19:52] Guy**
What the heck is that?
**[19:54] Guy**
Whoa, what's that?
**[19:55] Girl**
Wow!
**[19:56] Guy**
A promotion?
**[19:57] Girl**
Why Santa?
**[20:10] Guy**
What was that?
**[20:11] Guy**
You also saw Santa Claus, right?
**[20:18] Sana**
Wh-What is this? What's happening?
**[20:24] Hatori**
This is an order. You are to...
**[20:29] Guy**
Did you just see a light?
**[20:30] Girl**
Huh? Really?
**[20:32] Hatori**
What are you?
**[20:37] Hatori**
Ow!
**[20:38] Ayumu**
H-Hey...
**[20:39] Hatori**
That hurts... Hey.
**[20:41] Ayumu**
Just calm down! Stop it, okay?
**[20:43] Sana**
Shut up! What's wrong is wrong!
**[20:46] Sana**
Was it you? Were you two the ones?
**[20:46] Hatori**
Ow... Come on!
**[20:51] Sana**
Let me go!
**[20:53] Sana**
Why?
**[21:04] Ayumu**
Hey, wait up!
**[21:06] Sana**
W-Wait... You...
**[21:08] Sana**
O-Oh...
**[21:10] Sana**
Out of energy...
**[21:13] Guy**
What happened?
**[21:14] Girl**
Hang in there!
**[21:18] Ayumu**
Ha-chan?
**[21:21] Ayumu**
Hey, Ha-chan?
**[21:22] Hatori**
* Even if the magic works on them,*
* they forget about it afterward,*
**[21:26] Hatori**
* so I thought I could get*
* away with anything.*
**[21:31] Hatori**
*But everyone around her...*
**[21:33] Hatori**
* Probably her family, friends,*
* and everyone else*
**[21:37] Hatori**
*ended up like soulless zombies.*
**[21:40] Hatori**
* And she was all alone,*
* in the middle of them.*
**[21:47] Hatori**
* She must have felt so*
* scared and nervous.*
**[21:50] Hatori**
*It must have been so confusing and terrifying.*
**[21:55] Ayumu**
Ha-chan?
**[21:57] Hatori**
Ayu-chan, I...
**[22:01] Hatori**
I really did turn into an evil witch.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Where the Cheshire Cat Smiles
**[23:36] Voice**
Where the Cheshire Cat Smiles.
# 10 - Where the Cheshire Cat Smiles
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQ5N80Y/alice--zoroku)
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**[00:02] Ayumu**
Well, Ha-chan...
I'm going home for today.
**[00:06] Hatori**
Yeah. Sorry.
**[00:17] Hatori**
What is this power?
**[00:22] Hatori**
What am I supposed to do?
**[00:25] Hatori**
When I use magic, I get so hungry,
I can't think about anything.
**[00:29] Hatori**
Even standing up is a hassle.
**[00:32] Hatori**
I can't be like that...
**[00:33] Hatori**
I know I can't be like that, but...
**[00:37] Mom**
Hatori?
**[00:40] Mom**
What are you doing over here?
**[00:43] Mom**
Do you feel sick?
**[00:44] Mom**
Can you stand?
**[00:47] Hatori**
You're so kind, Mom.
**[00:49] Mom**
Hatori?
**[00:51] Hatori**
Which "Mom" are you right now?
**[00:54] Mom**
What are you talking about?
**[00:55] Mom**
I'm your mom.
**[00:57] Mom**
What's wrong with you, Hatori?
**[01:03] Hatori**
What do I do, Mom?
**[01:05] Hatori**
I...
**[01:06] Mom**
What?
**[01:07] Mom**
It's all right.
**[01:09] Mom**
Your mom is right here.
**[01:12] Hatori**
No, Mom...
**[01:14] Hatori**
I'm not...
**[01:21] Hatori**
*For failing to follow her orders,*
**[01:24] Hatori**
*the little girl became an evil witch.*
**[01:28] Hatori**
*And then, she was burned at the stake.*
***SIGN*** Where the Cheshire Cat Smiles
**[03:15] Asahi**
U-Um...
**[03:16] Yonaga**
I really think we should help...
**[03:18] Sanae**
Oh, no, don't worry about it.
**[03:21] Sanae**
You're our guests.
**[03:23] Sanae**
Just have a seat and wait.
**[03:39] Sana**
Zoroku...
**[03:43] Sana**
Zoroku!
**[03:44] Sana**
You guys, where... Where's Zoroku?
**[03:47] Zoroku**
Oh, you're up, Sana?
**[03:50] Zoroku**
What's wrong?
**[03:51] Sana**
You're all right?
**[03:53] Sana**
You won't go all weird again?
**[03:55] Sana**
You're back to normal?
**[03:56] Zoroku**
Something really did happen, then?
**[04:07] Sana**
Zoroku!
**[04:23] Zoroku**
Okay, I'm off.
**[04:24] Sana**
If anything happens, call me!
**[04:26] Sana**
Even if nothing happens, call me!
**[04:29] Zoroku**
All right, all right.
**[04:31] Zoroku**
I'll be home late, so if anything
happens, you guys call me, too.
**[04:34] Sana**
B-Be well!
**[04:36] Zoroku**
Okay.
**[04:39] Sanae**
Well, it's cold.
Let's hurry back inside.
**[04:42] Sana**
Yeah...
**[04:43] Sana**
Huh? Why are you two here?
**[04:45] Asahi**
Why?
**[04:46] Yonaga**
Unreal!
**[04:48] Sanae**
They waited for you to wake up
**[04:51] Sanae**
because they were worried about you.
**[04:53] Sanae**
I was worried, too.
**[04:56] Sana**
Is that true?
**[04:57] Asahi**
W-Well...
**[04:58] Asahi**
Coming all this way, only to
leave, would be a waste!
**[05:02] Yonaga**
Oh, Onee-sama!
**[05:03] Sanae**
Okay, I'll start cooking right away.
**[05:05] Sanae**
Why don't you girls take a bath,
and then relax a bit?
**[05:10] Sana**
Okay.
**[05:11] Both**
Huh?!
**[05:12] Both**
Sa-chan, you take baths?
**[05:14] Sana**
Wh-Why are you surprised?
**[05:15] Both**
Because you never took them before!
**[05:18] Sana**
W-Well, these days, I do... sometimes.
**[05:22] Sanae**
Wow!
**[05:23] Sanae**
Your voices were in perfect sync!
**[05:27] Sanae**
Lately, Sana-chan likes using
bath additives, you see.
**[05:31] Both**
Huh...
**[05:32] Sanae**
She says the bubbly stuff
feels really nice.
**[05:35] Both**
Huh...
**[05:36] Sanae**
And she likes hot spring
bath salts, too.
**[05:40] Sanae**
Her favorite is—
**[05:41] Sana**
Hey!
**[05:42] Sanae**
When do you two want your bath?
**[05:44] Sanae**
Want one after we eat or before?
**[05:46] Asahi**
Oh, either one's fine.
**[05:48] Yonaga**
We normally take ours together.
**[05:50] Sanae**
Oh?
**[05:52] Sanae**
Well, that's fine, too.
**[05:54] Asahi**
I-Idiot! You didn't have
to tell her that!
**[05:56] Yonaga**
Huh?
**[05:57] Sana**
Hey, why are they talking
about taking a bath?
**[06:01] Sanae**
Well, you see,
**[06:03] Sanae**
Grandpa told them to stay over tonight.
**[06:06] Sana**
Stay over?
**[06:07] Sana**
Oh, they're sleeping here?
**[06:09] Sanae**
That's right.
**[06:14] Sana**
Wow! Really?
**[06:16] Sanae**
Yes, really.
**[06:19] Sanae**
Okay, Sana-chan, show them
where the towels are!
**[06:24] Sana**
Sure!
**[06:24] Sana**
I'm in charge of the towels, you know!
**[06:26] Sana**
Every day!
**[06:27] Sana**
Oh, want some juice?
Or there's milk, too!
**[06:30] Sana**
When you drink, you put
one hand on your waist!
**[06:32] Sana**
You have to, or it's wrong!
**[06:38] Asahi**
Sa-chan is actually washing herself...
**[06:41] Yonaga**
And without using her power.
**[06:43] Sana**
Of course!
**[06:44] Sana**
You're supposed to wash yourself
before getting in the bath.
**[06:47] Sana**
If you don't, there's more bacteria!
**[06:53] Sana**
Get in up to your shoulders,
**[06:55] Sana**
and don't get out until
you count to 100.
**[06:57] Sana**
It's a crow's quick bath!
**[06:59] Asahi**
What's a "crow's quick bath"?
**[07:03] Sana**
A crow's quick bath is a
crow taking a quick bath!
**[07:09] Sana**
You have to dry it thoroughly,
or you'll get sick!
**[07:15] Sanae**
You three, dinner's ready!
**[07:21] All**
Let's eat!
**[07:25] All**
Thanks for the meal!
**[07:26] Sanae**
That was fast!
***SIGN*** Today's Chores!!
***SIGN*** Sanae | Sana-chan | Grandpa
***SIGN***
Laundry (Fold) Meal (Morning)
***SIGN***
Laundry (Dry)
***SIGN***
Take Out Trash
***SIGN*** Kashimura Sana
**[07:36] Yonaga**
Sa-chan is washing dishes...
**[07:39] Sanae**
Not only that...
**[07:41] sanae**
She takes care of the flowers,
**[07:43] Sanae**
and does laundry and takes out
the trash when it's her turn.
**[07:46] Both**
Wow...
**[07:51] Sana**
There.
**[07:52] Sanae**
Hello, Grandpa?
**[07:55] Sanae**
Okay, got it.
**[07:56] Sana**
Is that Zoroku?
**[07:58] Sanae**
Yep, everything is fine.
**[08:00] Sana**
Hey, what's Zoroku saying?
**[08:02] Sanae**
Just a second.
**[08:04] Sanae**
I'll pass the phone to Sana-chan.
**[08:06] Sanae**
Here.
**[08:07] Sana**
Hi, Zoroku?
**[08:08] Sana**
Yeah, much better!
**[08:11] Sana**
No, we aren't fighting at all!
**[08:13] Sana**
It's true! I'm not lying!
**[08:15] Sana**
I haven't used my power, either!
**[08:17] Sana**
I ate lots at dinner.
**[08:19] Sana**
And I'll brush my teeth before bed!
**[08:23] Sana**
It's too small!
**[08:24] Sana**
The futons won't all fit in here!
**[08:26] Sana**
Are we really gonna sleep together?
**[08:29] Yonaga**
Well, they said we could, right?
**[08:32] Asahi**
You two, it's late already.
We need to be quiet.
**[08:36] Yonaga**
Oh, it's fine. It's just a little fun.
**[08:39] Aashi**
It isn't fine!
**[08:41] Sana**
Hey, you guys switched places.
**[08:43] Yonaga**
Huh?
**[08:44] Aashi**
What do you mean?
**[08:46] Sana**
Huh?
**[08:53] Asahi**
S-Stop!
**[08:54] Yonaga**
Time to get you back, for what you always do!
**[08:56] Yonaga**
Whoops...
**[08:58] Yonaga**
Sa-chan, right here!
**[09:00] Sana**
What?
**[09:01] Sana**
What's going on?
**[09:02] Yonaga**
Come on... Hurry up!
**[09:03] Asahi**
No! Not there!
**[09:05] Sana**
I don't get it, but I'm
gonna do it, too!
**[09:08] Yonaga**
There! Take that!
**[09:14] Sanae**
Shh.
**[09:17] Sana**
R-Right.
**[09:23] Sanae**
*Oh, gosh, that's so nice!*
**[09:26] Sanae**
*Twins, huh? Sisters, huh?*
**[09:29] Sanae**
I wish I could've joined in!
**[09:34] Sana**
Zoroku's late...
**[09:37] Yonaga**
G-Guess being a florist is hard work.
**[09:50] Sana**
Usually...
**[09:52] Sana**
Well, sometimes. Or maybe not.
**[09:56] Sana**
Today... But because of that girl...
**[10:00] Yonaga**
We don't remember anything about it.
**[10:03] Asahi**
A Dream of Alice that
can freeze people...
**[10:07] Yonaga**
Were you scared?
**[10:09] Sana**
Scared...
**[10:11] Sana**
Yeah. I was really scared.
**[10:14] Sana**
Everyone stopped moving. Only I could.
**[10:18] Asahi**
Then, I wonder...
**[10:19] Yonaga**
...if she wasn't scared, as well.
**[10:22] Sana**
She's...
**[10:24] Sana**
She's evil.
**[10:26] Sana**
I'll never forgive her!
**[10:28] Sana**
She made weird things
happen to you, too.
**[10:32] Sana**
Since you guys were coming over today,
**[10:35] Sana**
Zoroku was supposed to
get off work early.
**[10:40] Sana**
It's all her fault.
**[10:43] Sana**
She makes me feel all frazzled!
**[10:58] Sana**
Zoroku...
**[11:00] Zoroku**
Oh? You're still awake?
**[11:02] Sana**
I was asleep, but I woke up.
**[11:06] Zoroku**
Hey, cut that out.
**[11:07] Sana**
Are you done for today?
**[11:09] Sana**
You won't go anywhere else?
**[11:12] Zoroku**
No, I'm not going anywhere.
**[11:16] Zoroku**
Hey, don't cling like that.
**[11:18] Zoroku**
You'll get the cigarette smell on you,
**[11:20] Zoroku**
and Sanae'll get mad.
**[11:21] Sana**
No!
**[11:26] Zoroku**
All right, all right...
**[11:28] Zoroku**
I'll take a bath. Let go,
just for a bit.
**[11:30] Zoroku**
Are your friends asleep already?
**[11:33] Sana**
Zoroku...
**[11:35] Sana**
Don't go anywhere else...
**[11:38] Sana**
Don't turn all weird again.
**[11:42] Zoroku**
All right already.
**[11:43] Zoroku**
Come on, move...
**[11:49] Asahi**
I never would've imagined
Sa-chan acting like that.
**[11:52] Yonaga**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Guide to Seasonal Flowers
**[12:22] Both**
Thank you for having us.
**[12:24] Zoroku**
Come visit again, sometime.
**[12:26] Both**
We will!
**[12:28] Sana**
Asahi! Yonaga! See you later!
**[12:30] Sana**
Come stay over again.
**[12:32] Sana**
Promise you will!
**[12:33] Both**
All right!
**[12:35] Zoroku**
Well, I should go, too.
**[12:37] Sanae**
Huh?
**[12:38] Sanae**
Aren't you off today?
**[12:40] Zoroku**
I have to redo all the arrangements
that went bad yesterday.
**[12:45] Zoroku**
I'll be home early.
**[12:50] Sanae**
It must be rough for Grandpa...
**[13:00] Sana**
It's her fault.
**[13:02] Sana**
I'm gonna get her good.
***SIGN*** Shikishima
**[13:13] Mom**
Welcome.
**[13:15] Ayumu**
Um, is Ha-chan here?
**[13:17] Mom**
She's upstairs.
**[13:25] Mom**
Here you go.
**[13:27] Ayumu**
Th-Thank you.
**[13:30] Mom**
Well, take your time.
**[13:34] Hatori**
Thanks, Mom.
**[13:44] Ayumu**
Ha-chan, why haven't
you been at school?
**[13:49] Hatori**
I won't be going to school anymore.
**[13:52] Hatori**
Sorry.
**[13:54] Hatori**
But you know it's for the best.
**[13:56] Ayumu**
No, it isn't.
**[13:57] Ayumu**
Why are you apologizing?
**[13:59] Ayumu**
None of this is your fault!
**[14:04] Hatori**
The police have come by several times.
**[14:08] Hatori**
But I sent them away.
**[14:10] Hatori**
I'm a witch, so no one can
do anything to me.
**[14:15] Hatori**
I'm an evil witch.
**[14:19] Hatori**
Ayu-chan, I'm sorry.
**[14:21] Hatori**
I won't be running away, after all.
**[14:25] Hatori**
I realized that I need to stay
with my mom and dad.
**[14:31] Hatori**
I didn't tell you before,
**[14:33] Hatori**
but they'd been fighting
for a long time.
**[14:37] Hatori**
Because of me.
**[14:39] Hatori**
Because I couldn't live up
to Mom's expectations.
**[14:43] Hatori**
When I use my magic,
they're like they were.
**[14:52] Hatori**
But once the magic wears off,
they go back to fighting.
**[14:58] Hatori**
So I have to stay with them forever.
**[15:04] Hatori**
Even if it's all a lie, I don't care.
***SIGN*** Pedestrians and Bicycles Only
***SIGN*** Harajuku Station
**[15:20] Ayumu**
*Why?*
**[15:22] Ayumu**
*I know this can't be right.*
**[15:25] Ayumu**
* I don't want to accept that*
* there's nothing I can do...*
***SIGN*** Pedestrians and Bicycles Only
**[15:32] Ayumu**
*I won't accept it!*
**[15:41] Zoroku**
I'm back.
**[15:42] Sanae**
Welcome home.
**[15:44] Sana**
Welcome back!
**[15:51] Zoroku**
What's she doing?
**[15:52] Sanae**
I have no idea, but she's
been at it all day.
**[16:02] Sana**
Just watch me, you guys...
***SIGN*** Shikishima
**[16:12] Naito**
Shikishima Hatori, age 9, third grade.
**[16:16] Naito**
An only child, living with her parents.
**[16:19] Naito**
Harajuku security cameras made
it easy to identify her, but...
**[16:24] Mom**
*Yes?*
**[16:25] Yamada**
This is Yamada. We spoke
on the phone earlier.
**[16:27] Mom**
*I'm sorry?*
**[16:31] Yamada**
Would you be Shikishima
Hatori-chan's mother?
**[16:34] Yamada**
* I'd like to speak with you*
* concerning Hatori-chan.*
**[16:39] Yamada**
*Is Hatori-chan at home right now?*
**[16:45] Yamada**
U-Um...
**[16:47] Mom**
*What is this?*
**[16:48] Mom**
* Do you want something*
* from my daughter?*
**[16:50] Yamada**
Uh, no, just to talk about...
**[16:57] Naito**
Well, that's over.
**[17:02] Naito**
Time to head back, Yamada.
**[17:05] Yamada**
Yeah.
**[17:06] Naito**
Wait.
**[17:08] Naito**
What's "over"?
**[17:09] Yamada**
Huh?
**[17:11] Yamada**
Well, it was... you know, that thing.
**[17:14] Naito**
Oh, well.
**[17:15] Naito**
Let's go eat! I'm starving!
**[17:18] Yamada**
Huh? I don't want beef bowls again.
**[17:21] Yamada**
You should be more considerate
toward women.
**[17:24] Yamada**
Toward women!
**[17:25] Naito**
What do you mean?
**[17:30] Yamada**
Why did you suddenly stop?
That scared me!
**[17:36] Naito**
Yamada, we've been had.
**[17:38] Naito**
This is the fifth time.
**[17:46] Naito**
Damn...
**[17:48] Naito**
That girl's really something.
**[17:54] Naito**
The only people who can go near
her house are those she allows.
**[17:58] Yamada**
The power to control others.
**[18:01] Yamada**
Then it's true.
**[18:03] Naito**
If she'd only let us talk to her,
***SIGN*** Miho Ayumu
**[18:06] Naito**
we might be able to help her
**[18:08] Naito**
with her problem,
at least a little bit...
**[18:13] Ayumu**
*That girl the other day*
**[18:16] Ayumu**
*used magic just like Ha-chan's.*
**[18:29] Ayumu**
* If I can see that girl again, maybe I*
* can figure something out.*
**[18:35] Ayumu**
* Ha-chan's magic hadn't ever been*
* broken, but that day, it was.*
**[18:40] Ayumu**
*What is this magic?*
**[18:42] Ayumu**
*Can she never get rid of it?*
**[18:44] Ayumu**
*If I can find that girl, I'm sure...*
**[18:48] Hatori**
Sorry, Ayu-chan.
**[18:50] Hatori**
Please don't ever come back.
**[18:52] Ayumu**
Ha-chan!
**[18:53] Hatori**
I might end up hurting you.
**[18:58] Ayumu**
B-But I don't care!
**[19:00] Ayumu**
Because... Because you're—
**[19:02] Hatori**
Did you know, Ayu-chan?
**[19:05] Hatori**
If a bear comes down from the
mountains and attacks someone,
**[19:09] Hatori**
it can never be returned
to the mountains.
**[19:13] Hatori**
It's killed.
**[19:15] Hatori**
When I was little, I used to wonder why
people would do something so cruel.
**[19:20] Hatori**
But now I understand.
**[19:23] Hatori**
Because it's the same with me.
**[19:27] Hatori**
I can't be among people anymore.
**[19:31] Hatori**
So I'm sorry, but please
don't come again.
**[19:38] Ayumu**
*I won't accept that, Ha-chan!*
**[19:44] Guy**
Hmm? A foreign girl?
**[19:47] Girl**
Saying she's blonde doesn't help much...
**[19:50] Guy**
Why? Are you searching for someone?
**[19:52] Guy**
There are lots of people
like that around here...
**[19:55] Ayumu**
I see.
**[19:56] Guy**
Sorry.
**[19:59] Ayumu**
Maybe this won't work, after all.
**[20:02] Ayumu**
Too many people are here, and I
don't even know her name.
**[20:06] Girl**
Wow, that looks good!
**[20:08] Girl**
Okay, I'll have the usual.
**[20:10] Girl**
Really?
**[20:12] Ayumu**
*The shop we went to.*
**[20:20] Ayumu**
What we did there last time was wrong.
**[21:05] Ayumu**
Ow...
**[21:08] Ayumu**
Wait.
**[21:09] Ayumu**
I-It doesn't hurt...
**[21:14] Ayumu**
Where am I?
**[21:22] Ayumu**
*Huh? Wh-What is this?*
**[21:23] Ayumu**
*Where did that hole go?*
**[21:27] Sana**
I finally found you!
**[21:30] Ayumu**
Huh?
**[21:53] Sana**
You evil, frazzling meanie,
**[21:55] Sana**
I'm gonna teach you a lesson!
***SIGN*** Next Episode The Little Queen
**[23:36] Voice**
The Little Queen.
# 11 - The Little Queen
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQ5N80Y/alice--zoroku)
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**[00:04] Sana**
You evil, frazzling meanie,
**[00:05] Sana**
I'm gonna teach you a lesson!
**[00:12] Ayumu**
Frazzling?
**[00:14] Sana**
Sh-Shut up!
**[00:15] Sana**
You frazzling meanie,
who are you, anyway?
**[00:19] Ayumu**
I'm Miho Ayumu.
**[00:20] Ayumu**
Who are you?
**[00:24] Sana**
Kashimura Sana! Amazing, right?
**[00:26] Ayumu**
Where are we? How did you do this?
**[00:30] Sana**
Looks like you finally understand
your situation.
**[00:34] Sana**
This is Wonderland!
**[00:36] Sana**
I made this place so I could catch you.
**[00:39] Sana**
Everything in this room happens
the way I want it to.
**[00:43] Sana**
In here, no one can beat me!
**[00:46] Ayumu**
Is this some kind of magic?
**[00:49] Sana**
Magic?
**[00:50] Sana**
It's nothing like that.
**[00:51] Sana**
I'm not letting you leave this place...
until you apologize... got it?
**[00:57] Sana**
C-Crying won't work.
**[00:58] Sana**
I don't care if you get hungry, either!
**[01:02] Sana**
And you can't use the bathroom!
**[01:06] Sana**
Stay here and think about
what you've done!
**[01:12] Sana**
H-Huh?
**[01:14] Ayumu**
Wait a second!
***SIGN*** The Little Queen
**[02:51] Sana**
Let go!
**[02:52] Sana**
Don't follow me, darn it...
**[02:54] Ayumu**
J-Just wait.
**[02:55] Ayumu**
I'll apologize, so please listen to me.
**[02:58] Sana**
Huh? I don't care about that.
**[03:01] Sana**
Now, let go!
**[03:02] Ayumu**
I'll apologize! I'm sorry!
**[03:04] Ayumu**
I've been searching for you for so long!
**[03:07] Sana**
Huh?
**[03:07] Ayumu**
If you know something about that
weird power, please tell me!
**[03:12] Ayumu**
My...
**[03:13] Ayumu**
My most precious friend is forcing
herself to endure horrible pain!
**[03:30] Ayumu**
Wait... Huh?
**[04:02] Sana**
Ugh, darn it!
**[04:05] Sana**
I feel all frazzled!
**[04:07] Sana**
Darn it all!
**[04:09] Sana**
I hate feeling frazzled!
**[04:13] Sana**
Even Yonaga and Asahi were worried
about that friend of yours!
**[04:17] Sana**
That's just not right.
**[04:18] Sana**
Why do I have to have
this weird feeling?
**[04:20] Sana**
It's weird!
**[04:22] Ayumu**
U-Uh, listen...
**[04:24] Sana**
Shut up!
**[04:25] Sana**
Ugh, now I'm confused again!
**[04:28] Sana**
Listen, you... I'm angry.
**[04:31] Sana**
I'm angry, you hear?
**[04:33] Ayumu**
I know. I'll apologize.
**[04:34] Ayumu**
I'm sorry.
**[04:37] Sana**
Ugh... Listen to me!
**[04:41] Sana**
Stop saying you apologize!
**[04:44] Ayumu**
B-But you told me to.
**[04:47] Ayumu**
What will make you forgi—
**[04:48] Sana**
Sh-Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
**[04:52] Sana**
Shut up! Shut up!
**[04:56] Sana**
Uh-oh. He's calling.
**[04:59] Sana**
Hide for now.
**[05:03] Ayumu**
W-Wait.
**[05:03] Sana**
Be quiet.
**[05:04] Sana**
Got it?
**[05:10] Zoroku**
Hey,
**[05:11] Zoroku**
what is all this?
**[05:13] Zoroku**
Where did you put my bathroom?
**[05:15] Sana**
U-Uh...
**[05:16] Ayumu**
Huh? This is a bathroom?
**[05:25] Zoroku**
You just looked me in the
eye and tried to run, didn't you?
**[05:26] Zoroku**
I-I was just...
**[05:27] Zoroku**
What's going on here? Explain this!
**[05:34] Ayumu**
Huh?!
**[05:36] Girl**
I'll take your order when you're ready.
**[05:38] Ayumu**
Huh?
**[05:38] Girl**
Thank you!
**[05:44] Sana**
Hey!
**[05:46] Ayumu**
What?
**[05:46] Sana**
Hey, you! Over here!
**[05:49] Sana**
It's me.
**[05:51] Ayumu**
Huh? Kashimura-san?
**[05:53] Sana**
Kashimura-san...
**[05:54] Sana**
Kashimura-san, huh? I kinda like that!
**[06:02] Sana**
The other day, that girl with you...
**[06:04] Sana**
The one with the red thing in her hair.
**[06:06] Ayumu**
You mean Ha-chan?
**[06:08] Sana**
Do you like her?
**[06:10] Sana**
Why? She's an evil person.
**[06:13] Ayumu**
Well... I don't know.
**[06:16] Ayumu**
She's my friend.
**[06:18] Sana**
Your friend?
**[06:19] Ayumu**
Yeah.
**[06:20] Sana**
Are you guys close?
**[06:21] Ayumu**
Yeah.
**[06:22] Ayumu**
We've been in the same
class since first grade.
**[06:25] Sana**
First grade?
**[06:27] Sana**
Oh, you mean school?
**[06:29] Sana**
You go to school?
**[06:30] Ayumu**
Yeah.
**[06:32] Ayumu**
Wait, you don't go to school?
**[06:35] Sana**
No, I don't.
**[06:36] Sana**
Is school fun?
**[06:38] Ayumu**
Yeah, I don't like studying too much,
**[06:41] Ayumu**
but I get to see my
friends, so it's fun.
**[06:45] Ayumu**
But...
**[06:46] Ayumu**
Even though Ha-chan loved
school, she stopped coming.
**[06:52] Ayumu**
I hate the idea of never being
able to play with her again.
**[06:58] Ayumu**
But I don't understand
anything about magic.
**[07:03] Ayumu**
I don't know what to do.
**[07:06] Sana**
Do you feel frazzled, too?
**[07:09] Ayumu**
You said that earlier.
**[07:11] Ayumu**
What do you mean by "frazzled"?
**[07:13] Sana**
Frazzled means frazzled.
**[07:17] Ayumu**
Want some?
**[07:19] Sana**
So good...
**[07:21] Sana**
Maybe even as good as pancakes...
**[07:26] Zoroku**
I swear...
**[07:27] Zoroku**
The moment I finish lecturing
her, she's talking in her sleep.
**[07:30] Sanae**
Grandpa!
**[07:32] Sanae**
The bathroom's so big...
**[07:34] Sanae**
And so cute.
**[07:36] Sanae**
Oh, maybe I'll make this my room!
**[07:39] Sana**
You seem like a good person,
but that Ha-chan is evil.
**[07:47] Mom**
Aw, you're so clingy today...
**[07:49] Mom**
Just like a baby.
**[07:51] Hatori**
Mom, I'll be with you forever, okay?
**[07:55] Mom**
Where's this coming from?
**[07:57] Mom**
Of course you will.
**[08:09] Hatori**
Mom...
**[08:20] Hatori**
What is this?
**[08:52] Hatori**
Where am I?
**[09:34] Sanae**
Those look good!
**[09:35] Zoroku**
Go get Sana.
**[09:37] Sanae**
Sure!
**[09:40] Sanae**
Sana-chan?
**[09:42] Sanae**
Sana-chan!
**[09:59] Sanae**
Wow!
**[10:01] Sanae**
Look at what's in here—
**[10:03] Sanae**
Ow!
**[10:04] Sanae**
Sana-chan's gotten pretty clever, huh?
**[10:14] Sanae**
How cute—
**[10:15] Sanae**
Ow.
***SIGN*** Went to catch the evil girl
**[10:26] Both**
"Evil girl"?
**[10:31] Hatori**
That's weird.
**[10:32] Hatori**
It's like a little kid made
only this part.
**[10:37] Sana**
So you're Ha-chan...
**[10:39] Sana**
I'm going to catch you!
**[10:42] Hatori**
Um, who are you?
**[10:45] Sana**
Well?
**[10:46] Sana**
Can't tell who I am, can you?
**[10:48] Sana**
I'm a really scary grown-up.
**[10:50] Sana**
I made this whole room!
**[10:53] Sana**
Right now, you're basically
in my stomach!
**[10:57] Sana**
How about that? Scared, aren't you?
**[10:59] Sana**
You evil girl!
**[11:02] Hatori**
You don't have to tell
me I'm evil. I know I am.
**[11:08] Hatori**
I don't know who you are,
**[11:11] Hatori**
but you don't scare me at all!
**[11:15] Sana**
Huh?
**[11:25] Sana**
That's a lie.
**[11:27] Sana**
Because I'm incredible.
**[11:28] Sana**
I can do anything.
**[11:31] Sana**
I could crush you like a bug,
**[11:33] Sana**
or lock you up in a really scary place!
**[11:36] Sana**
And I mean scary!
**[11:37] Sana**
No bathroom or snacks!
**[11:39] Hatori**
You're the girl I met in Harajuku
a while ago, aren't you?
**[11:42] Sana**
N-No!
**[11:44] Hatori**
Liar.
**[11:44] Sana**
I-I'm not lying...
**[11:46] Sana**
I-I'm a really scary grown-up
that you don't even know.
**[11:50] Hatori**
Grown-ups don't speak like that.
**[11:53] Hatori**
Also, I can tell right away if you
lie, no matter what you try.
**[12:04] Hatori**
You know nothing.
**[12:06] Sana**
Did you say something?
**[12:07] Hatori**
Forget it. I'm leaving.
**[12:09] Sana**
W-Wait!
**[12:10] Sana**
Ow! Darn, it's too cramped in here!
**[12:13] Sana**
Y-You won't get away!
**[12:15] Sana**
You're trying to run
because you're evil.
**[12:17] Sana**
That's bad, you know!
**[12:19] Hatori**
That's true.
**[12:21] Hatori**
I knew what I was doing when I turned evil.
**[12:24] Sana**
Huh?
**[12:25] Sana**
B-But you're not supposed
to do bad things.
**[12:29] Sana**
You'll get yelled at...
**[12:30] Hatori**
I know that. That's obvious.
**[12:34] Hatori**
You see, I'm a witch.
**[12:37] Hatori**
An evil witch, at that.
**[12:39] Hatori**
I'm no longer a normal human.
**[12:42] Hatori**
No one in this world is on my side.
**[12:44] Sana**
Th-That's...
**[12:46] Hatori**
Only one person is left who
really cares about me.
**[12:52] Hatori**
I've ruined everything.
**[12:55] Sana**
U-Uh...
**[12:57] Hatori**
No need to tell me...
**[13:00] Hatori**
I'm evil.
**[13:04] Hatori**
There's no way you could
understand how I feel.
**[13:09] Sana**
*She really is evil.*
**[13:12] Ayumu**
But Ha-chan is still a really good girl.
**[13:17] Sana**
Th-That's a lie.
**[13:20] Sana**
She's an evil person!
**[13:22] Sana**
She turned everyone all weird,
including Zoroku...
**[13:25] Ayumu**
Ha-chan is always very kind,
**[13:28] Ayumu**
and she's way smarter than I am.
**[13:31] Ayumu**
And she's cute.
**[13:32] Ayumu**
She's nothing like me at all.
**[13:37] Ayumu**
I wish I could've become a witch, too.
**[13:46] Hatori**
Move.
**[13:48] Sana**
No.
**[13:50] Hatori**
I have nothing to say to you.
**[13:52] Sana**
No... I feel all frazzled.
**[13:55] Sana**
Ugh, I don't get it!
**[13:56] Hatori**
Don't get what? Frazzled?
**[13:58] Hatoti**
Didn't you want to make me pay?
**[14:01] Hatori**
So hurry up and do it.
**[14:02] Sana**
Shut up! I don't get it!
**[14:05] Sana**
Y-You're both weird.
**[14:06] Sana**
I know you're evil!
**[14:08] Sana**
But when I asked, she said you aren't!
**[14:11] Hatori**
Huh?
**[14:11] Sana**
And she's a good person...
**[14:14] Sana**
She asked me to help you.
**[14:17] Sana**
It doesn't make sense!
**[14:18] Hatori**
Wait.
**[14:19] Hatori**
Do you mean...
**[14:21] Sana**
I hate being frazzled all the time!
**[14:24] Hatori**
Who is "she"?
**[14:29] Hatori**
Oh, right... How did you
know where I live?
**[14:32] Hatori**
Who told you?
**[14:34] Hatori**
No way.
**[14:36] Hatori**
Ayu-chan told you about me?
**[14:39] Sana**
I... I don't know.
**[14:40] Hatori**
Don't lie!
**[14:42] Sana**
B-But it's a secret.
**[14:45] Hatori**
This is an order!
**[14:46] Hatori**
Did Ayu-chan tell you that?
**[14:48] Hatori**
Answer me!
**[14:59] Hatori**
Why?
**[15:00] Sana**
What's going on?
**[15:28] LabA**
Abnormal situation in Wonderland.
**[15:30] LabB**
Energy emission increased.
**[15:32] LabC**
Spatial wave factor rising.
**[15:34] LabA**
Report of an abnormality
detected in Hidakamioka.
**[15:36] LabC**
Quantum entanglement observed.
**[15:38] LabC**
Jodorowsky space is about to collapse.
**[15:41] LabD**
What's going on?
**[15:42] LabA**
Alert level upgrading to yellow!
**[15:46] Yamada**
What in the world is going on
**[15:49] Yamada**
in Wonderland?
**[16:00] Girl**
What is this?
**[16:08] LabA**
A giant Ferris wheel has
appeared in Kyoto?
**[16:11] LabB**
Dreams of Alice are appearing everywhere.
**[16:13] LabC**
Is it possible to get an actual count?
**[16:15] LabB**
In such a broad area, it'll take time.
**[16:15] Yamada**
Senpai, Wonderland is expanding!
**[16:18] Yamada**
The details are still unclear,
***SIGN*** Breaking News: Ferris Wheels Appearing Throughout Kyoto
**[16:20] Yamada**
but we've never seen effects like this.
**[16:26] Ayumu**
* Kashimura-san said she was*
* going to Ha-chan's house.*
**[16:29] Ayumu**
*I hope it'll be okay.*
**[16:34] Ayumu**
Hello? Mom?
**[16:36] Ayumu**
What's up? I'm almost home.
**[16:40] Ayumu**
Ha-chan...
**[16:42] Ayumu**
She's gone?
**[16:50] Sanae**
Sana-chan still isn't back, huh?
**[17:10] Sanae**
Grandpa?
**[17:12] Zoroku**
I'm going out to look around.
**[17:18] Ayumu**
Welcome home, Dad.
**[17:20] Dad**
Thanks. Is your mom home?
**[17:22] Ayumu**
Not yet.
**[17:24] Ayumu**
Mom's helping Ha-chan's
mom search for her.
**[17:27] Dad**
I see.
**[17:32] Dad**
I got a call earlier, too.
**[17:35] Dad**
I'll go out and join your mom.
**[17:40] Ayumu**
Where's Daiki?
**[17:41] Ayumu**
He had dinner and went to bed.
**[17:49] Dad**
You eat your dinner, too.
**[17:52] Dad**
And go to bed.
**[17:56] Ayumu**
Hey...
**[17:57] Dad**
No.
**[17:59] Dad**
I know you're worried,
**[18:02] Dad**
but it's dangerous for a kid to walk
around outside at this hour.
**[18:06] Dad**
It'll be fine. Ha-chan has a good
head on her shoulders.
**[18:10] Dad**
She'll turn up soon.
**[18:24] [Messenger] Text**
Ha-chan
***SIGN*** No Answer
***SIGN*** Ha-chan? Where are you?
***SIGN*** What's wrong? Are you okay?
***SIGN*** Unread
***SIGN*** Went to catch the evil girl. I'll eat my snack later.
**[18:34] Sanae**
Who could this evil girl be?
**[18:36] Sanae**
The research facility isn't
around anymore...
**[18:42] Sanae**
Grandpa?
**[18:44] Sanae**
Did you find Sana-chan?
**[18:46] Zoroku**
Oh, who knows where
she wandered off to?
**[18:51] Zoroku**
Sheesh.
**[18:52] Sanae**
Do you think she's okay?
**[18:54] Zoroku**
Well, I'm sure she'll come home
when she gets hungry.
**[19:00] Zoroku**
Hello?
**[19:02] Zoroku**
Oh, Ichijo-san?
**[19:04] Zoroku**
Perfect timing.
**[19:07] Zoroku**
Sana?
**[19:08] Zoroku**
No, she isn't here right now.
**[19:10] Ichijo**
Then I was right.
**[19:12] Zoroku**
*What does that mean?*
**[19:14] Ichijo**
A few hours ago,
**[19:16] Ichijo**
something strange happened
in Wonderland.
**[19:19] Ichijo**
It's difficult to access at the moment.
**[19:21] Ichijo**
I don't know the details.
**[19:23] Ichijo**
* But I believe Sana-chan*
* must be trapped there.*
**[19:27] Ichijo**
And it appears someone
else is in there with her.
**[19:32] Ichijo**
I'm on my way there, so if you would—
**[19:35] Zoroku**
*Okay. I'm going, too.*
**[19:37] Ichijo**
*No, wait...*
**[19:39] Ichijo**
*Right now, Wonderland is expanding.*
**[19:41] Ichijo**
*It's very dangerous!*
**[19:43] Zoroku**
All the more reason why I should go!
**[19:44] Zoroku**
Those kids are stuck in there.
**[19:47] Zoroku**
Isn't getting them an adult's job?
**[20:16] Sana**
S-Someone!
**[20:28] Sana**
Isn't anyone there?
**[20:30] Sana**
Hey!
**[20:34] Hatori**
I knew it was you.
**[20:36] Sana**
Sh-Shut up.
**[20:38] Sana**
Hey, this won't open.
**[20:40] Hatori**
You want me to open it?
**[20:42] Sana**
N-No...
**[20:43] Sana**
I should only have to think
about it opening for it to open!
**[20:46] Sana**
I-It's true. It usually works.
**[20:59] Hatori**
*If she asked me to help and I did,*
**[21:04] Hatori**
*I wonder what she'd do.*
**[21:10] Hatori**
*That was easier than I expected.*
**[21:13] Hatori**
* I know I'm not nearly as*
* strong as Ayu-chan.*
**[21:17] Hatori**
*Is this girl...*
**[21:26] Hatori**
Hey.
**[21:28] Hatori**
Where are we?
**[21:30] Hatori**
Please... I need to get home.
**[21:34] Hatori**
I get that you're amazing, all right?
**[21:37] Hatori**
And I will apologize.
**[21:39] Hatori**
So please send me home.
**[21:42] Sana**
Oh, well...
**[21:45] Sana**
Yeah.
**[21:50] Sana**
Listen...
**[21:52] Sana**
I'm not sure.
**[21:54] Sana**
But we might...
**[21:57] Sana**
not be able... to go home.
***SIGN*** Next Episode The Queen and the Witch
**[23:36] Voice**
The Queen and the Witch.
# 12 - The Queen and the Witch
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQ5N80Y/alice--zoroku)
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**[00:01] Zoroku**
Sorry to call you in so late at night.
**[00:04] Chinatsu**
Oh, we don't mind at all.
**[00:06] Ichiro**
Did something happen?
**[00:09] Zoroku**
Actually, there's something
I want to tell you.
**[00:22] Ichijo**
That's a lot of stuff.
**[00:24] Sanae**
I'm sure Sana-chan will be hungry,
**[00:28] Sanae**
so I brought lots of her favorite foods.
**[00:31] Ichijo**
I see.
**[00:33] Zoroku**
I've already informed our clients,
**[00:36] Zoroku**
but I'll need you two to watch
the shop while I'm away.
**[00:39] Zoroku**
Can you do that?
**[00:40] Chinatsu**
Of course!
**[00:42] Ichiro**
No problem.
**[00:43] Zoroku**
Thanks.
**[00:45] Sanae**
Oh, he's back.
**[00:53] Both**
All right!
***SIGN*** The Queen and the Witch
**[02:30] [Messenger] Text**
No Service
**[02:30] Hatori**
No good. There's no service.
**[02:32] Sana**
"No service"? The thing that
happens underground?
**[02:35] Hatori**
Yeah.
**[02:36] Hatori**
I've never actually seen it before.
**[02:39] Sana**
I think we're in the deepest
part of Wonderland.
**[02:44] Hatori**
We fell from up there, right?
**[02:48] Sana**
I think so...
**[02:49] Hatori**
Then, if we go up, we can get
back to that last door, right?
**[02:55] Sana**
I don't know.
**[02:57] Hatori**
What do you mean?
**[02:58] Hatori**
You know, don't you?
**[03:00] Hatori**
Don't be mean! Just tell me!
**[03:02] Sana**
I really don't know.
**[03:04] Sana**
I can't use the power
that I normally use,
**[03:08] Sana**
and I've never been to this part
of Wonderland, either...
**[03:20] Sana**
Where are you going?
**[03:21] Hatori**
Where else? To look for the exit.
**[03:24] Sana**
I don't think that'll work!
**[03:27] Sana**
Hey!
**[03:28] Sana**
You're kidding, right?
**[03:29] Sana**
You'll get tired!
**[03:40] Sana**
Wait for me!
**[03:49] Sana**
Hey!
**[03:52] Sana**
Wait...
**[04:00] Zoroku**
I told them everything.
**[04:03] Zoroku**
Including where Sana came from
**[04:05] Zoroku**
and what kind of power she has.
**[04:08] Zoroku**
Sorry.
**[04:09] Zoroku**
I know Naito told us to keep
it as quiet as possible.
**[04:13] Ichijo**
In this situation, you had no choice.
**[04:16] Ichijo**
They must have been surprised, right?
**[04:18] Zoroku**
Nah, seems they already had a hunch...
**[04:22] Ichijo**
What did they say?
**[04:24] Zoroku**
Hardly anything.
**[04:25] Zoroku**
"Sana-chan is Sana-chan, isn't she?"
**[04:28] Zoroku**
That's it.
**[04:29] Ichijo**
I'm sure that would make
Sana-chan happy.
**[04:51] Sana**
Hey! It'll never work!
**[05:01] Ichijo**
Sana-chan was born in Wonderland,
**[05:04] Ichijo**
but we still don't know much about it.
**[05:06] Ichijo**
Please be very careful, both of you.
**[05:09] Sanae**
Wow...
**[05:10] Sanae**
But the name sounds like an
amusement park, doesn't it?
**[05:15] Sanae**
Are you worried?
**[05:18] Zoroku**
What about you?
**[05:22] Sanae**
When Sana-chan was taken before,
**[05:25] Sanae**
I was really worried.
**[05:28] Sanae**
But ultimately, it all
worked out, didn't it?
**[05:31] Sanae**
So I've decided that it'll
be okay this time, too.
**[05:35] Zoroku**
I see.
**[05:36] Sanae**
Besides,
**[05:37] Sanae**
I'm the alien of happy endings!
**[05:41] Sanae**
But that time, Naito-san was
the one driving...
**[05:44] Ichijo**
Oh! Would you have preferred Naito?
**[05:47] Sanae**
Nope, I prefer you.
**[05:49] Ichijo**
That's a relief.
**[06:30] Hatori**
Mom!
**[06:44] Hatori**
*No...*
**[06:46] Sana**
I told you... it wouldn't work.
**[06:49] Sana**
Since my power is gone,
**[06:52] Sana**
I think the exit disappeared...
**[06:54] Hatori**
That can't be.
**[06:55] Hatori**
I have to stay with my mom forever!
**[06:58] Hatori**
Send me home, right now!
**[07:00] Sana**
I... I want to go home, too.
**[07:08] Sana**
I don't think anyone's there!
**[07:12] Sana**
I'm telling the truth...
**[07:16] Yamada**
We believe the girl
**[07:18] Yamada**
with Sana-chan was responsible
for the Harajuku incident.
***SIGN*** Imai Pharmaceutical Corporation
**[07:21] Yamada**
There's no cell signal where they
are, so we lack detailed intel.
**[07:26] Yamada**
Wonderland is constantly changing.
**[07:29] Yamada**
But since we confirmed they're
both there, we've been unable
**[07:33] Yamada**
to learn anything going on inside.
**[07:36] Yamada**
It's possible that we could encounter
unpredictable dangers,
**[07:39] Yamada**
so please be very careful.
**[07:43] Guy**
We still can't see it?
**[07:44] Guy**
We can verify there's a
signal, but that's all.
**[07:47] Guy**
The energy signal coming
from inside is stronger.
**[07:49] Guy**
Does that mean it's expanding?
**[07:51] Guy**
Most likely.
**[07:51] Guy**
Will it affect this world?
**[07:53] Guy**
Trying to calculate that now.
**[07:54] Voice**
*Please enter your twelve-digit passcode.*
**[08:06] Sanae**
So this is where Sana-chan was born?
**[08:09] Zoroku**
And those two girls are
in here, somewhere?
**[08:12] Yamada**
Yes.
**[08:15] Yamada**
Senpai!
**[08:19] Yamada**
That form is just the best...
**[08:22] Ichijo**
Yamada, what is your job?
**[08:24] Yamada**
To back you up,
**[08:26] Yamada**
and to collect data on Wonderland!
**[08:28] Ichijo**
Good, as long as you know that.
**[08:31] Sanae**
Wait, Grandpa!
**[08:32] Ichijo**
Kashimura-san, please wait!
**[08:40] Hatori**
Excuse me! Is anyone here?
**[08:44] Hatori**
If so, please answer me!
**[08:48] Hatori**
Is anyone here?
**[09:09] Sanae**
What's wrong, Grandpa?
**[09:12] Sanae**
That's Sana-chan...
**[09:13] Sanae**
with Asahi-chan and
Yonaga-chan, isn't it?
**[09:24] Zoroku**
Is that...
**[09:26] Zoroku**
the stuffed pig I bought for her?
**[09:32] Sanae**
Oh! The spotted pig!
**[09:34] Sanae**
I bet if we follow that pig,
we'll find Sana-chan!
**[09:38] Ichijo**
Isn't that a shot in the dark?
**[09:40] Sanae**
Huh? Is it?
**[09:42] Zoroku**
Seems it's our only choice.
**[09:44] Sanae**
Right?
**[09:45] Ichijo**
Maybe we should consider this further.
**[09:48] Ichijo**
Kashimura-san? Kashimura-san!
**[09:54] Zoroku**
Is this another of Sana's memories?
**[09:58] Sanae**
No idea.
**[10:00] Ichijo**
I'll take a look from above.
**[10:02] Ichijo**
#41.
**[10:04] Ichijo**
Huh?
**[10:05] Ichijo**
What?!
**[10:06] Sanae**
Ichijo-san?
**[10:30] Sana**
Sorry.
**[10:35] Sana**
I was only trying to get you
guys back for what happened.
**[10:38] Sana**
I had no idea we'd get stuck here.
**[10:42] Sana**
Sorry. This is all my fault.
**[10:45] Sana**
I'm really sorry.
**[10:52] Hatori**
No...
**[10:54] Hatori**
This might have been my doing.
**[10:58] Sanae**
Hey, Grandpa...
**[10:59] Sanae**
Do you think Ichijo-san is okay?
**[11:02] Zoroku**
Aren't you a happy alien?
**[11:05] Sanae**
Huh?
**[11:06] Zoroku**
Aren't you?
**[11:09] Sanae**
Yeah!
**[11:09] Sanae**
Ichijo-san's really strong, isn't she?
**[11:12] Zoroku**
Yeah, she sure is.
**[11:27] Zoroku**
What the?
**[11:28] Sanae**
It's almost like someone's mocking us.
**[11:32] Zoroku**
Later, I'll have to give this
Wonderland place a talking to.
**[11:36] Sanae**
Wow!
**[11:37] Sanae**
You're gonna give Wonderland a lecture!
**[11:44] Hatori**
Hey, what is that?
**[11:46] Sana**
I think it's practicing.
**[11:50] Hatori**
Practicing what?
**[11:52] Sana**
Things it's learned.
**[11:54] Hatori**
Things it's learned?
**[11:56] Sana**
Wonderland wants to know
**[11:59] Sana**
what the world is made of.
**[12:02] Sana**
Not just things like colors, shapes,
**[12:04] Sana**
smells, and flavors...
**[12:08] Sana**
I think it wants to know
about all its rules.
**[12:12] Sana**
Like the kinds of mechanisms
that make it up,
**[12:16] Sana**
what life is made of,
**[12:19] Sana**
and how humans see the world.
**[12:23] Sana**
I think it gathers all of those
things from our world,
**[12:27] Sana**
and it imitates them.
**[12:29] Sana**
Maybe the Mirror Gates
**[12:31] Sana**
are the peepholes that
Wonderland uses to do that.
**[12:38] Sana**
At first, I think Wonderland
was just a bit larger than this room.
**[12:45] Sana**
But eventually, I think it'll
become a whole universe.
**[12:50] Hatori**
Strange...
**[12:53] Hatori**
Everything you say is so unbelievable,
**[12:59] Hatori**
but for some reason,
I don't think you're lying.
**[13:03] Hatori**
You're a mysterious girl.
**[13:05] Sana**
I'm not weird!
**[13:07] Hatori**
I didn't say you were weird.
**[13:09] Sana**
I'm not lying!
**[13:11] Hatori**
I didn't say you were lying, either.
**[13:12] Hatori**
You're so funny.
**[13:14] Sana**
I'm not funny!
**[13:16] Hatori**
Then, wouldn't this world
have to have thought
**[13:21] Hatori**
of something amazing?
**[13:24] Hatori**
It's really weird and beyond
my comprehension,
**[13:28] Hatori**
but it's beautiful.
**[13:32] Hatori**
If this world
**[13:34] Hatori**
will eventually become a different one,
**[13:37] Hatori**
then maybe I could just
live here forever.
**[13:45] Hatori**
I've succeeded in running away...
**[13:49] Sana**
Are you sure about that?
**[13:52] Hatori**
About what?
**[13:54] Sana**
Uh...
**[13:56] Sana**
But if you stay here forever,
you'll be bored!
**[13:58] Sana**
And didn't you say you wanted
to go back to your mom?!
**[14:02] Hatori**
Leave me alone.
You wouldn't understand.
**[14:15] Hatori**
I'm sorry.
**[14:18] Hatori**
That was a mean thing to say.
**[14:23] Hatori**
I'm not sure where to start.
**[14:27] Hatori**
You see, my mom hates me.
**[14:31] Sana**
By "mom," do you mean your mother?
**[14:34] Hatori**
That's right.
**[14:36] Sana**
I see...
**[14:37] Sana**
My Sanae has a mother, too,
**[14:40] Sana**
and that mother's father is Zoroku.
**[14:42] Sana**
But I don't have either,
so I don't really get it.
**[14:45] Hatori**
Really?
**[14:47] Sana**
Yeah.
**[14:54] Hatori**
Hey... Can I tell you something?
**[14:58] Sana**
Okay.
**[14:59] Hatori**
My parents have been
**[15:01] Hatori**
fighting for many years now.
**[15:04] Sana**
Why?
**[15:06] Hatori**
I failed my elementary
school entrance exam,
**[15:09] Hatori**
and I disappointed my mom.
**[15:14] Hatori**
Ever since then, Mom won't
even look me in the eye.
**[15:19] Hatori**
So I think it's best if I'm not there.
**[15:23] Hatori**
That way, Mom and Dad won't fight,
**[15:26] Hatori**
and they can always be happy.
**[15:33] Hatori**
Also, sometimes Mom looks at me
**[15:36] Hatori**
as if she's looking in from a
universe of endless darkness.
**[15:42] Hatori**
When I see her like that, I think...
**[15:47] Hatori**
I love my mom...
**[15:51] Hatori**
But she probably wishes
I weren't her daughter...
**[16:01] Hatori**
I... don't want to go home!
**[16:05] Hatori**
I should never have existed at all.
**[16:16] Sana**
H-Hey...
**[16:19] Sana**
This might make you mad.
**[16:25] Sana**
But I think it's okay that you exist.
**[16:33] Hatori**
Thanks.
**[16:35] Sana**
That's wrong.
**[16:38] Sana**
I don't think there's anyone
**[16:42] Sana**
who should or shouldn't exist.
**[16:45] Sana**
That's why it scares me to
think about those things...
**[16:51] Sana**
You know...
**[16:54] Sana**
I was born here.
**[16:57] Sana**
I'm not human, like everyone else.
**[17:00] Sana**
I think I'm Wonderland itself.
**[17:12] Teacher**
That's it for practice!
**[17:13] Kids**
Thank you!
**[17:15] Kid**
Wanna go somewhere?
**[17:16] Kid**
Ice cream!
**[17:16] Kid**
Okay.
**[17:17] Kid**
Oh, I've got cram school now.
**[17:18] Voice**
* The number you have dialed is*
* out of the service area or—*
**[17:24] [Messenger] Text**
Ha-chan
***SIGN*** No Answer
**[17:26] Ayumu**
Ha-chan...
**[17:27] Hatori**
Not human?
**[17:29] Sana**
Yeah.
**[17:32] Hatori**
H-Huh?
**[17:33] Hatori**
W-Wait, what are you...
**[17:38] Sana**
L-Listen...
**[17:40] Sana**
The truth is that I was told not
to tell anyone about this.
**[17:44] Sana**
But when I was first born here,
I was something else...
**[17:49] Sana**
Something I can't explain.
**[17:51] Sana**
I don't think I was even
shaped like a human.
**[17:54] Sana**
Then, before I knew it,
I had eyes and a body,
**[17:58] Sana**
and I looked like this.
**[18:00] Sana**
But I'm pretty sure I was
a part of Wonderland.
**[18:05] Sana**
You don't believe me?
**[18:07] Hatori**
No, I'm just surprised.
**[18:10] Sana**
I figured it out after hearing about you.
**[18:12] Sana**
I was similar, and it made me
frazzled for a long time.
**[18:16] Sana**
I'm pretty sure
**[18:18] Sana**
I'm still connected to this place, somehow.
**[18:21] Sana**
But the outside world and
real humans are what
**[18:25] Sana**
Wonderland wants to know about.
**[18:27] Sana**
So I'm just something like
a communication device.
**[18:30] Sana**
But if that's true, many others
could take my place.
**[18:34] Sana**
Maybe my existence isn't really necessary,
**[18:37] Sana**
and I don't matter at all...
**[18:42] Sana**
Maybe it's wrong for me
to care about anyone,
**[18:45] Sana**
and I'm actually someone
who isn't needed.
**[18:57] Sana**
U-Uh, I mean...
**[18:59] Sana**
I don't have a mom,
so maybe you don't like
**[19:02] Sana**
my comparing myself to you!
**[19:06] Sana**
Um, want me to wipe your tears?
**[19:08] Hatori**
No.
**[19:11] Sana**
You know, since I left Wonderland,
**[19:15] Sana**
I found lots of new things I like.
**[19:20] Sana**
I've met so many people,
**[19:22] Sana**
and found things that are
delicious, fun, and exciting,
**[19:26] Sana**
and things that won't leave my
mind, even if they're annoying.
**[19:30] Sana**
Maybe all the things that
make me feel frazzled
**[19:34] Sana**
are actually all wrong
**[19:36] Sana**
and aren't needed at all.
**[19:40] Sana**
I can't prove it,
**[19:41] Sana**
but I do need them!
**[19:44] Sana**
That's why I decided to insist
that they *are* necessary!
**[19:48] Sana**
So hearing you say it'd be better
if you weren't around is just...
**[19:53] Sana**
I mean, it's kind of...
**[19:59] Hatori**
You really are a mysterious girl.
**[20:03] Sana**
Really? I'm mysterious?
**[20:06] Hatori**
Huh? What are you doing?
**[20:07] Sana**
My Sanae does this to me a lot.
**[20:11] Hatori**
"Your" Sanae?
**[20:12] Sana**
Yeah.
**[20:13] Sana**
All the people I know are big.
**[20:18] Sana**
So even when I talk about stuff
like this, they don't listen.
**[20:21] Sana**
I always feel so frazzled,
**[20:24] Sana**
but they just say I'm doing great,
or I'll understand when I'm older.
**[20:29] Hatori**
How old are you?
**[20:31] Sana**
Uh, I don't know.
**[20:33] Sana**
Between eight and ten.
**[20:34] Hatori**
We might be around the same age, then.
**[20:37] Sana**
Really? I think I'm older than you!
**[20:40] Hatori**
No, I'm older than you.
**[20:42] Sana**
No, I am!
**[20:47] Hatori**
Can I stay like this for a little bit?
**[20:52] Hatori**
When I was little, my mom
held me like this a lot.
**[20:58] Hatori**
I introduced myself,
**[21:00] Hatori**
but everyone laughed
and said I was weird.
**[21:02] Hatori**
When the teacher said
**[21:05] Hatori**
I didn't have to introduce myself
when I enter the classroom,
**[21:08] Hatori**
they all laughed at me again!
**[21:10] Hatori**
And then... And then...
**[21:12] Mom**
You don't need to worry about that.
**[21:14] Mom**
You introduced yourself,
just like I told you to.
**[21:20] Mom**
Little crybaby Ha-chan,
I'll have to squeeze you.
**[21:24] Hatori**
*Do you remember, Mom?*
**[21:27] Hatori**
*I was sad then,*
**[21:30] Hatori**
*but so happy.*
**[21:32] Hatori**
*I felt truly blessed.*
**[21:37] Hatori**
*It's just like back then.*
**[21:42] Hatori**
*I can hear her heartbeat.*
**[21:46] Hatori**
Listen...
**[21:47] Hatori**
I'd like to see my mom once more.
**[21:50] Hatori**
Will you help me?
**[21:52] Sana**
Yeah.
**[21:56] Hatori**
Thanks.
***SIGN*** Next Episode I'm Home
**[23:36] Voice**
I'm Home.
# 13 - I'm Home
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQ5N80Y/alice--zoroku)
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**[00:16] Minister**
What do you want?
**[00:18] Naito**
I was in the area, so I thought
I should say hello.
**[00:21] Naito**
Of course, I don't expect you to believe it.
**[00:26] Minister**
What is that?
**[00:27] Naito**
Info on the Dreams of Alice.
**[00:31] Minister**
Fine, I'll take it. But it's too soon.
**[00:34] Naito**
We can't cover it up any longer.
**[00:36] Minister**
You came up with this yourself?
**[00:39] Naito**
Let's just say I acted on my own authority.
**[00:42] Minister**
How very valiant, for a lizard's tail.
**[00:48] Minister**
If it becomes necessary, you'll be cut off.
**[00:52] Naito**
Well, even tails have their
own sense of pride.
***SIGN*** I'm Home
***SIGN*** Searching for This Girl!
Name: Shikishima Hatori
Age: 9
Most Likely Wearing: Light blue blouse,
green suspender skirt, white tights
**[02:39] Ayumu**
*It's been ten days since Ha-chan disappeared.*
**[02:43] Ayumu**
*It'll be April soon.*
**[02:45] Kid**
Shoot!
**[02:45] Kid**
Get back!
**[02:48] Kid**
Nice, Ayumu.
**[02:49] Kid**
Nice, Ayumu!
***SIGN*** Searching for Shikishima Hatori-chan
***SIGN***
Third Grade, Age 9 Pigtails with Red Hair Ties
Light Blue Blouse
Green Suspender Skirt White Tights
Shoes Unknown
***SIGN*** Please Contact Us If You See Her
**[02:52] Ayumu**
* The police and all the adults*
* have been looking for her.*
**[02:58] Ayumu**
*But...*
**[03:00] Ayumu**
*I don't think she's coming back.*
**[03:04] Ayumu**
Hey, if you took a trip, where would you go?
**[03:08] Hatori**
I'm not sure. Where would you go?
**[03:11] Ayumu**
Off the top of my head, I don't know.
**[03:14] Hatori**
You can pick anywhere.
**[03:18] Ayumu**
Oh.
**[03:18] Hatori**
Wait, I know.
**[03:20] Hatori**
I'll try to guess.
**[03:22] Hatori**
Liverpool, right?
**[03:23] Hatori**
I knew it.
**[03:25] Ayumu**
How did you know?
**[03:26] Hatori**
You told me before, remember?
**[03:28] Hatori**
Because you like soccer.
**[03:31] Ayumu**
Did I say that?
**[03:33] Hatori**
You did.
**[03:35] Ayumu**
There isn't anywhere you'd want to go?
**[03:40] Ayumu**
Er, what?
**[03:41] Hatori**
It's embarrassing...
**[03:42] Ayumu**
Come on, no fair!
**[03:45] Hatori**
Well, um... When spring comes,
**[03:49] Hatori**
I want to follow the blooming flowers,
**[03:51] Hatori**
from south to all the way up north.
**[03:58] Ayumu**
Yeah.
**[04:00] Ayumu**
That sounds really cool!
**[04:02] Ayumu**
Really co—
**[04:03] Hatori**
Jeez!
**[04:04] Ayumu**
Ow, what's the worry? Let's go!
**[04:07] Ayumu**
Let's go and do it together!
**[04:11] Hatori**
Yeah.
**[04:12] Hatori**
We'll go together.
***SIGN*** No Answer
**[04:24] Ayumu**
Ha-chan!
**[04:31] Ayumu**
Answer!
**[04:32] Ayumu**
Please!
**[04:37] Ayumu**
Ha-chan...
**[04:46] Ayumu**
You went by yourself?
***SIGN*** Missed Call
**[05:01] Hatori**
If we ever get out of here,
**[05:03] Hatori**
will you forgive me?
**[05:06] Sana**
Forgive you? For what?
**[05:08] Sana**
I'm not mad about anything anymore.
**[05:11] Hatori**
Then, will you be my friend?
**[05:14] Hatori**
I'll introduce you to my best friend, too.
**[05:17] Sana**
Your best friend?
**[05:19] Sana**
You mean Ayumu? I already know her.
**[05:22] Sana**
She said you're her most
precious friend, too.
**[05:27] Hatori**
That's right... She's my very best friend.
**[05:35] Sana**
So, how do we look for the exit?
**[05:38] Hatori**
Well,
**[05:39] Hatori**
if we can find some clue to start...
**[05:42] Hatori**
Huh?
**[05:42] Sana**
What's wrong?
**[05:44] Hatori**
I think I dropped my phone!
**[05:46] Sana**
Huh?
**[05:47] Hatori**
I'll go back and...
**[05:49] Hatori**
My phone!
**[05:50] Sana**
When did he—
**[05:52] Hatori**
Give that back!
**[05:56] Sana**
You can't get away now!
**[06:03] [Messenger] Text**
Ayu-chan
**[06:04] Hatori**
Ayu-chan?
**[06:06] Hatori**
A minute ago, it was out of range!
**[06:08] Sana**
Is it broken?
**[06:10] Hatori**
A call.
**[06:11] Hatori**
I got a call from Ayu-chan.
**[06:14] Hatori**
It should connect...
**[06:20] Hatori**
The rabbit is connected to the outside.
**[06:23] Sana**
What? This thing?
**[06:25] Sana**
Hey, you!
**[06:27] Hatori**
Wait!
***SIGN*** Kashimura Zoroku Sanae Sana
**[06:36] Hatori**
Please come out.
**[06:38] Sana**
It's okay...
**[06:40] Sana**
This is a mailbox.
**[06:43] Sana**
They open from the ba—
**[07:00] Sana**
Hatori, wait.
**[07:01] Hatori**
What?
**[07:03] Sana**
Don't your feet hurt?
**[07:04] Sana**
You should... put shoes on.
**[07:07] Sana**
Lots of them... are growing right there...
**[07:11] Hatori**
Oh...
**[07:13] Hatori**
I wonder where the rabbit went.
**[07:16] Sana**
It's probably close.
**[07:19] Hatori**
How do you know?
**[07:20] Sana**
He's just... like me.
**[07:23] Sana**
He was made in Wonderland.
**[07:25] Sana**
He likes fun and weird things.
**[07:28] Sana**
So I'm sure he's teasing us, just having fun.
**[07:34] Hatori**
There he is!
**[07:35] Sana**
You little...
**[07:50] Zoroku**
Why are there so many pancakes?
**[07:53] Sanae**
Well, Sana-chan loves pancakes.
**[08:00] Sanae**
I hope Sana-chan's okay.
**[08:03] Sanae**
I'll bet she's getting hungry...
**[08:10] Sana**
H-Hatori, wait...
**[08:13] Hatori**
Are you all right?
**[08:26] Sana**
I can't go any farther!
**[08:29] Hatori**
Me, neither!
**[08:44] sana**
You fell for it!
***SIGN*** Ha-chan
You have a new message.
Close | Read
**[09:04] Ayumu**
Ha... Ha-chan!
**[09:06] Sana**
Well? Did it send?
**[09:08] Hatori**
Hang on. I'm not sure yet.
**[09:11] Sana**
Give it here! I'll send a bunch of them!
**[09:14] Hatori**
You can't... The battery
won't last that long.
**[09:18] [Messenger] Text**
Ayu-chan
**[09:22] Hatori**
Hello, Ayu-chan? Can you hear me?
**[09:25] Hatori**
*Listen, I'm sorry, but I need your help.*
**[09:28] Sana**
*Give me that! I wanna talk to her!*
**[09:30] Hatori**
Just wait...
**[09:31] Ayumu**
*Ha-chan?*
**[09:32] Ayumu**
*Is it really you, Ha-chan?*
**[09:33] Hatori**
Yeah, it's me.
**[09:35] Ayumu**
Thank goodness...
**[09:37] Ayumu**
I thought I'd never see you again.
**[09:40] Hatori**
Huh?
**[09:41] Ayumu**
* I mean, everyone's been*
* looking, for over ten days!*
**[09:45] Sana**
Over ten days? What does she mean?
**[09:48] Hatori**
What do you mean? What day is it?
**[09:51] Ayumu**
*What day?*
**[09:52] Ayumu**
*It's already March 29, Ha-chan!*
**[09:57] Hatori**
*Don't cry... I'm sorry.*
**[10:00] Hatori**
*I didn't know.*
**[10:03] Ayumu**
I thought I'd made you angry...
**[10:07] Ayumu**
*I thought you didn't like me anymore.*
**[10:12] Hatori**
So I'm sorry, but please
don't come again.
**[10:21] Hatori**
No, not at all... It's me.
**[10:25] Hatori**
As your friend, I failed you.
**[10:29] Hatori**
You've...
**[10:30] Hatori**
*always been my best, most precious friend,*
**[10:33] Hatori**
*who I love most of all.*
**[10:36] Ayumu**
Yeah... Same here, Ha-chan.
**[10:41] Sana**
Wh-What's that?!
***SIGN*** Your battery power is low.
10% remaining.
***SIGN***
Close | Power Saving
**[10:43] Hatori**
The battery...
**[10:45] Hatori**
Hey, Ayu-chan, I have to be fast.
**[10:47] Hatori**
I need you to look for a rabbit hole.
**[10:48] Sana**
Let me!
**[10:49] Ayumu**
A rabbit hole?
**[10:51] Sana**
*Hey, Ayumu!*
**[10:52] Ayumu**
Kashimura-san?
**[10:54] Sana**
* Listen, do you remember the rabbit*
* you saw when we talked before?*
**[10:58] Ayumu**
Rabbit?
**[11:00] Sana**
*Right now, Hatori and I can't use our powers.*
**[11:03] Sana**
*And we can't get out of here.*
**[11:06] Sana**
But that exit might still
connect to the outside.
**[11:10] Sana**
*Wonderland is too big.*
**[11:12] Sana**
*We can't find the exit from the inside.*
**[11:14] Sana**
* But the outside world is smaller,*
* and there are lots of signs.*
**[11:19] Sana**
*We want to get home, fast!*
***SIGN*** Pedestrians and Bicycles Only
**[11:21] Hatori**
*Please, Ayu-chan.*
**[11:23] Ayumu**
Okay, I think I know where it is.
**[11:25] Ayumu**
And if I have any confidence,
it's in my speed!
**[11:29] Ayumu**
*Wait for me!*
**[11:33] Sana**
Think she'll be okay?
**[11:35] Hatori**
Yeah.
**[11:37] Hatori**
Ayu-chan can handle it.
**[11:39] Hatori**
I know that she'll save us.
**[11:48] Sanae**
Grandpa, what is this?
**[11:52] Zoroku**
A lunch box, I guess?
**[11:54] Sanae**
I can see that, but...
**[11:56] Zoroku**
The day I first met her,
**[11:58] Zoroku**
she was in the convenience
store, staring at them.
**[12:03] Zoroku**
This "Wonderland" sure is a weird place.
**[12:10] Sanae**
So this is where Sana-chan was born...
**[12:15] Zoroku**
I suppose this is normal for her,
**[12:17] Zoroku**
and the outside world seems strange.
**[12:23] Zoroku**
Since she left here,
**[12:25] Zoroku**
she's been surrounded by unfamiliar things.
**[12:28] Zoroku**
For her, everything is a first.
**[12:31] Zoroku**
And as she confronts each of those things,
**[12:34] Zoroku**
she's learning how to associate with people.
**[12:39] Zoroku**
Come to think of it,
**[12:40] Zoroku**
that's how I've always lived, too.
**[12:43] Zoroku**
I've made it this far because of the
help I received from others.
**[12:48] Sanae**
I guess that's true of me, too.
**[12:50] Zoroku**
When you receive something,
you need to give back in kind.
**[12:54] Sanae**
Yeah.
**[12:58] Sanae**
The pig!
**[13:04] Ayumu**
It should be around here.
**[13:12] Ayumu**
Come on, please.
**[13:14] Ayumu**
My friend's waiting for me!
**[13:17] Ayumu**
Come out.
***SIGN*** Stop
**[13:23] Ayumu**
Please... Take me there!
**[13:28] Guy**
What is this?
**[13:29] Guy**
Why is there a door?
**[13:44] Guy**
What... It disappeared?
**[13:48] LabD**
What's going on?
**[13:49] LabA**
It's expanding even faster!
**[13:51] LabB**
I fear it will affect the surface
sooner than we expected!
**[13:54] LabC**
Is there no way to stop it?
**[13:56] Noriko**
Senpai...
**[13:58] Sana**
Hey, hasn't it been a while?
**[14:01] Sana**
Does she really know where it is?
**[14:04] Hatori**
She does.
**[14:05] Hatori**
Ayu-chan definitely knows.
**[14:08] Sana**
What makes you think that?
**[14:09] Hatori**
Huh? Well, I don't know the reason.
**[14:13] Hatori**
Because she's my friend, I guess?
**[14:16] Sana**
Y-You guys say some similar things.
**[14:20] Sana**
Listen...
**[14:21] Hatori**
What?
**[14:22] Sana**
Ayumu is your best friend,
**[14:25] Sana**
and you're Ayumu's best friend, right?
**[14:28] Hatori**
Yeah.
**[14:29] Sana**
Th-Then am I...
**[14:39] Hatori**
A-Ayu-chan!
**[14:42] Ayumu**
Ha-chan!
**[14:44] Ayumu**
Thank goodness!
**[14:48] Sanae**
Wait!
**[14:52] Sanae**
Huh?
**[14:53] Zoroku**
I thought it was two, but I see three.
**[14:56] Sanae**
Sana-chan... and a friend?
**[15:00] Sanae**
Sana-chan!
**[15:14] Sanae**
You think we can cross on this?
**[15:17] Zoroku**
Whoa! What now?
**[15:18] Sanae**
Can we ride these?
**[15:20] Sanae**
How convenient!
**[15:23] Zoroku**
H-Hey!
**[15:29] Hatori**
What's that?
**[15:31] Sana**
Zoroku, hurry!
**[15:33] Voice**
*All staff, please begin evacuation.*
**[15:36] Voice**
*Please begin evacuation.*
**[15:38] Lab**
Wonderland is coming to the surface!
**[15:39] Lab**
Research Building 3 is going to collapse!
**[15:41] Noriko**
Senpai! Senpai!
**[15:43] LabA**
Yamada-san, what are you doing?
**[15:45] LabA**
Didn't you hear the evacuation order?
**[15:47] Noriko**
But Senpai is still in Wonderland—
**[15:50] LabA**
You can't! We don't know
what's going on inside!
**[15:52] Noriko**
Senpai! Ichijo-senpai!
**[15:55] Sana**
Zoroku!
**[15:56] Ayumu**
What's happening?
**[15:58] Sana**
I... I don't know, either.
**[16:00] Sanae**
Looks like something big is about to happen.
**[16:06] Sana**
Zoroku!
**[16:10] Zoroku**
You okay?
**[16:11] Sana**
Yeah.
**[16:13] Zoroku**
Good.
**[16:23] Zoroku**
Cut it out already!
**[16:27] Sanae**
*He really did give Wonderland a talking to.*
**[16:38] Sana**
It's getting away.
**[16:40] Zoroku**
Don't you still have something to do?
**[16:47] Zoroku**
You want us to push that?
**[16:49] Sanae**
Grandpa, maybe he's just teasing us again.
**[16:53] Zoroku**
If so, he'll get another talking to.
**[17:01] Sanae**
I thought so...
**[17:22] Sanae**
Ichijo-san!
**[17:24] Ichijo**
What in the world is going on?
**[17:30] Lab**
Wonderland's expansion has stopped!
**[17:32] Lab**
Yes...
**[17:33] Lab**
We're saved!
**[17:37] Noriko**
Why did it stop?
**[17:43] Ayumu**
Huh? Where is this?
**[17:47] Sana**
It's my house! Yay!
**[17:50] Sana**
It's my house!
**[17:50] Ayumu**
Hey, Kashimura-san, your shoes...
**[17:53] Zoroku**
Sana!
**[17:56] Zoroku**
Start by taking off your shoes.
**[18:15] Noriko**
Senpai!
**[18:21] Ichijo**
Is Wonderland still expanding?
**[18:23] Noriko**
It's stopped.
**[18:25] Ichijo**
I see... That's good.
**[18:28] Noriko**
Where are Kashimura-san and the rest?
**[18:29] Ichijo**
They all made it back home safely.
**[18:32] Ichijo**
Now...
**[18:34] Ichijo**
I'm going to sleep for a bit...
**[18:46] Sanae**
Huh? It really has been ten days!
**[18:49] Sanae**
What's going on?
**[18:51] Zoroku**
This is pretty screwed-up.
**[18:53] Ayumu**
But I found the door about
thirty minutes ago.
**[18:56] Hatori**
I'm so glad.
**[18:58] Hatori**
Now your parents won't have to worry.
**[19:03] Ayumu**
Um, I'll... go home with Ha-chan.
**[19:09] Zoroku**
I'll walk you there, then.
**[19:12] Zoroku**
Is this your house?
**[19:14] Hatori**
Yes.
**[19:15] Hatori**
Thank you for walking us here.
**[19:18] Zoroku**
Hey, it was close. Think nothing of it.
**[19:21] Hatori**
Um, I'm really sorry for all the trouble.
**[19:26] Hatori**
After I talk to my parents,
I'll go to the police.
**[19:29] Ayumu**
I-I'll go, too!
**[19:33] Zoroku**
You two do have a lot to atone for.
**[19:36] Zoroku**
That's still true,
**[19:38] Zoroku**
but you have people on your side.
**[19:40] Zoroku**
If you get into any trouble, call us.
**[19:44] Sana**
Yeah! With Zoroku around, you'll be fine!
**[19:46] Zoroku**
Be quiet for a minute.
**[19:49] Zoroku**
Also,
**[19:49] Zoroku**
I know someone who makes his living
by helping troubled kids like you.
**[19:55] Hatori**
Thanks.
**[19:59] Ayumu**
Ha-chan, listen...
**[20:02] Ayumu**
After you disappeared,
**[20:04] Ayumu**
your parents searched for you, every day.
**[20:12] Hatori**
Sana-chan...
**[20:13] Hatori**
I'd like to ask a favor.
**[20:14] Sana**
What is it?
**[20:16] Hatori**
Could you stay here, just for a little while?
**[20:20] Hatori**
When you're with me, I can't lie.
**[20:23] Sana**
I know! I promised, after all.
**[20:26] Sana**
I'm your friend, too! Okay?
**[20:35] Hatori**
I'm home.
**[20:37] Mom**
Hatori!
**[20:49] Hatori**
I'm sorry.
**[20:55] Minister**
*So, I'll say it again, once more.*
**[20:59] Minister**
*The Dreams of Alice Response Office*
**[21:01] Minister**
*is in the preparation stage.*
**[21:04] Minister**
* In so many words, the Kyoto Ferris*
* wheels are a Dream of Alice, also.*
**[21:08] Minister**
*The important thing to remember*
**[21:11] Minister**
* is that the phenomenon*
* called a "Dream of Alice"*
**[21:14] Minister**
*can happen to anyone.*
**[21:18] Minister**
*No one is special or more likely to
experience it than anyone else.*
**[21:22] Ayumu**
We're off!
**[21:23] Minister**
*So, to protect these people's rights,*
**[21:25] Minister**
* the government will open a*
* special response office—*
**[21:31] Dad**
Hey...
**[21:32] Dad**
Hatori-chan ended up with the "Dream
of Alice" they discussed on TV, right?
**[21:36] Dad**
Will she be okay?
**[21:38] Mom**
Oh, Hatori-chan is a good girl.
**[21:41] Noriko**
The government finally made
an official announcement
**[21:45] Noriko**
about the existence of the Dreams of Alice.
**[21:48] Noriko**
The world is about to change, isn't it?
**[21:54] Ichijo**
I do hope it's a positive change.
**[21:57] Naito**
Well, I'm sure things will work out.
**[22:04] Naito**
If the kids are happy and healthy,
that makes it a good world.
**[22:18] SanaN**
* In the future, what sort of adult*
* will this girl become?*
**[22:22] SanaN**
* How will she retain the cuteness*
* and innocence of childhood?*
***SIGN***
Math
Kashimura Sana
***SIGN*** Kashimura Sana
***SIGN*** Kashimura Sana
***SIGN*** Sana
**[22:29] SanaN**
* These are the things that Alice's*
* older sister thought about.*
***SIGN*** Kashimura Sana
***SIGN***
Sana Kashimura
***SIGN***
Kashimura Sana
**[22:34] SanaN**
*When Alice becomes an adult,*
**[22:36] SanaN**
* she will surely tell many*
* strange, fanciful stories*
**[22:42] SanaN**
*to small children, who look just like her.*
***SIGN*** Kashimura Zoroku Sanae Sana
**[22:48] SanaN**
*Among those tales, perhaps,*
**[22:51] SanaN**
*she might tell that story...*
***SIGN***
Shikishima Hatori
Good morning.
***SIGN***
Miho Ayumu
Today's the day.
Are you ready?
**[22:53] [Messenger] Text**
Shikishima Hatori, Miho Ayumu (3)
**[22:55] SanaN**
*The story of a wondrous land,*
**[22:57] SanaN**
*which she dreamed of, long ago.*
**[23:00] Ayumu**
Sana-chan!
**[23:03] Sana**
Morning!
**[23:04] Sana**
Okay, I'm off!
**[23:06] Zoroku**
Watch for cars, you three.
**[23:08] Three**
Okay!
***SIGN*** This is ——
***SIGN*** the story of a girl . . .
***SIGN*** who continues to search for "herself,"
so that she can become a "me" ——
**[23:30] SanaN**
*I'm all right, now.*
**[23:33] SanaN**
*Thanks to you...*
**[23:36] SanaN**
*Zoroku.*