Alice & Zoroku

Up until that point, the girl didn’t know about the “outside world.” It was filled with things she had never touched, scenery she had never seen, and people she had never met... In the face of such a broad new world, she was surprised, wavered, and her eyes were opened on the impulse of curiosity.

The girl’s name: Sana. She was born and raised at a facility called the “Laboratory” without ever knowing anything about the outside world. This girl has the special power to materialize anything she imagined. Those with special powers like Sana were called “Alice’s Dream.”

Season 1

Season 1

1 - The Red Queen Escapes

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SIGN    K & C Pharmaceutical Corporation, Japan
[00:56] Kito
    Target appears to be heading south.
[00:59] Kito
    Her footprints were found
    400 meters south of here.
[01:03] Kito
    All vehicles are searching the area.
[01:05] Kito
    I'll appraise you, as new
    information is available.
[01:08] GuyA
    Director...
[01:09] GuyA
    Our surveillance cameras alone
    can't cover it any further.
[01:14] Kito
    Use government and police
    cameras, as well.
[01:24] Noriko
    Damn it!
[01:27] Noriko
    This is too slow...
[01:28] Noriko
    Too slow!
[01:34] Kito
    Target may have left the research
    facility's surveillance area.
[01:38] Kito
    It may take time for street-surveillance
    cameras to find her.
[01:43] Kito
    If the situation changes,
    contact me immediately.
[01:47] Kito
    Over.
[01:48] Driver
    Roger.
[01:50] GuyA
    Director...
[01:52] GuyA
    Could the target have possibly
    jumped even farther?
[01:57] Kito
    Why do you think I limit her
    calorie intake at dinner?
[02:03] Kito
    We'll get some good data today.
[02:05] Kito
    I want to see how far the Queen can go
[02:09] Kito
    on that amount.
[02:29] Noriko
    Yes! Here we go!
[02:38] Noriko
    Ugh... Not again.
[02:41] Noriko
    This is why I requested a bigger budget!
[02:45] GuyB
    Target located on the national highway,
[02:47] GuyB
    500 meters southeast.
[02:49] GuyB
    Since it's a street-surveillance camera,
    this is the best it can do.
[02:55] Kito
    All vehicles, surround the area
    in which the target is located.
[02:58] Kito
    Car #4, proceed directly to the point.
[03:01] Kito
    She may have one more jump in her,
[03:03] Kito
    but the distance won't be too great.
[03:10] Noriko
    Yes! Analysis complete!
[03:12] Noriko
    Sending coordinates!
[03:39] DriverA
    Car #4 here.
[03:41] DriverA
    Minnie C. is heading toward the target.
[03:43] Kito
    Roger.
[03:45] Kito
    You can wait where you are.
[03:54] Girl
    So cold...
[03:56] Girl
    Is this how all of the outside world is?
[04:00] Miriam
    Where do you think you're going,
[04:02] Miriam
    Red Queen?
[04:05] Girl
    Don't come near me!
[04:09] Miriam
    Stop being stubborn, and return
    to where it is nice and warm.
[04:13] Girl
    No!
[04:14] Miriam
    Everyone is waiting for you.
[04:16] Girl
    Open!
[04:26] Miriam
    You see?
[04:27] Miriam
    You have already exhausted your energy.
[04:30] Miriam
    Wonderland is the only place you belong.
[04:42] Miriam
    Who's there?
[04:56] Miriam
    I see.
[05:29] Ichijo
    #106.
[05:54] GuyA
    She appears to be resisting.
[05:57] GuyB
    That's the Red Queen for you.
[05:59] GuyB
    I'm impressed she had
    that much power left.
[06:03] Kito
    No.
[06:04] GuyB
    Huh?
[06:05] Kito
    This is
[06:07] Kito
    someone else?
[06:18] Ichijo
    Jump.
[06:20] Ichijo
    Visualize the largest town you can.
[06:23] Ichijo
    Go there and cause as much
    commotion as you can.
[06:27] Girl
    Who are you?
[06:30] Ichijo
    We'll meet again.
[06:55] Miriam
    What?
[06:57] Kito
    What happened?
[06:58] GuyA
    I don't know!
[07:00] GuyB
    Perhaps a lightning strike.
[07:02] GuyC
    We'll switch to another
    channel and restart it.
[07:05] Kito
    Lightning?
[07:06] Noriko
    All right! Success!
[07:18] GuyA
    Restoring monitors.
[07:21] Kito
    Where's the target?
[07:23] GuyB
    I don't see her.
[07:25] GuyC
    Nothing here, either.
[07:28] Miriam
    Tachibana here.
[07:30] Miriam
    Capture of the Red Queen has failed.
[07:33] Miriam
    Someone interfered.
[07:34] Kito
    Who was it?
[07:36] Miriam
    I don't know.
[07:37] Miriam
    A female ability-user I have never seen.
[07:40] Miriam
    She told the Red Queen
[07:41] Miriam
    to go to a large town and
    cause a commotion.
[07:45] Kito
    To all vehicles.
[07:46] Kito
    All cars, except #4, expand search
    to the metropolitan area.
[07:50] Drivers
    Roger.
[07:53] Kito
    Do whatever you can to pick up her trail.
[07:58] GuyA
    All vehicles have changed course.
[08:00] GuyB
    They're heading south,
    toward the metro area.
[08:04] GuyD
    Director, further pursuit is impossible.
[08:08] Kito
    Why?
[08:09] GuyD
    The bridge...
[08:11] GuyD
    The bridge... is gone.
[08:27] Kito
    All vehicles, return to the research facility.
[08:30] Kito
    Minnie C., as soon as you arrive,
    report in detail.
[08:33] Kito
    Over.
[08:37] Kito
    Go to a large town and
    cause a commotion...
[08:40] Kito
    Huh?
[08:42] AdultSana
    Alice,
[08:44] AdultSana
    having drifted in space for a long time,
[08:48] AdultSana
    began to feel a bit dizzy.
[08:50] AdultSana
    When she knew she was
    capable of walking again,
[08:54] AdultSana
    she felt relieved.
[08:56] AdultSana
    "If I can get to the top of that hill,"
[09:00] AdultSana
    thought Alice,
[09:03] AdultSana
    "I'll have a much better
    view of the garden."
SIGN    The Red Queen Escapes
[10:03] Kito
    Sorry to wake you so early.
[10:05] Kito
    If you're tired, you can sleep now.
[10:08] Cleo
    Okay.
[10:29] GuyA
    Target located.
[10:31] GuyA
    She's in Shinjuku.
[10:32] GuyA
    Cameras spotted her at 4:57 AM.
[10:35] Kito
    Send the footage of the target to me.
[10:38] GuyA
    Roger.
[10:39] [Messenger] Text
    You Have a New Message
[10:45] Kito
    Indeed,
[10:47] Kito
    that certainly is a large town...
[11:02] Zoroku
    Here is your order.
[11:12] Sawaki
    Truly, you do fantastic work!
[11:15] Sawaki
    I was right to ask you for
    this, Kashimura-san.
[11:19] Zoroku
    Is that so?
[11:24] Zoroku
    That's a lot.
[11:25] Sawaki
    It's to thank you.
[11:26] Sawaki
    Consider it a token of my gratitude.
[11:29] Zoroku
    I accepted this job because
    it was a personal request.
[11:33] Zoroku
    I won't get buddy-buddy with you people.
[11:35] Minion
    Hey, old man!
[11:36] Minion
    Who do you think you're address—
[11:37] Sawaki
    Shut up!
[11:39] Sawaki
    Sorry about that.
[11:41] Sawaki
    He can be a bit hot-headed.
[11:45] Zoroku
    I'll accept my fee and nothing more.
[11:48] Sawaki
    Kashimura-san...
[11:49] Sawaki
    You really are a strange one, aren't you?
[11:56] Two
    Thank you for coming!
SIGN    Sawaki Industries
SIGN    Comprehensive, Superior Information
    
    Free Information Desk
[12:16] Chen
    Welcome.
[12:19] Chen
    Oh, Kashimura-san...
[12:20] Chen
    Haven't seen you in a while.
[12:22] Zoroku
    Cigarettes. The usual.
[12:26] Chen
    You should quit smoking.
[12:27] Chen
    It'll kill you, Kashimura-san.
[12:30] Zoroku
    Shut it.
[12:31] Chen
    Kashimura-san, Kashimura-san...
[12:34] Chen
    I'm worried about that girl.
[12:35] Chen
    Would you take her to the police?
[12:40] Chen
    She's been there for three hours.
[12:43] Chen
    A child shouldn't be in Kabukicho.
[12:47] Zoroku
    Tell the police.
[12:48] Chen
    I called, but they wouldn't do anything.
[12:50] Chen
    They don't trust foreigners.
SIGN    Check Screen and Touch to Continue
    Are you 20 or older?
    
    I Am 20 or Older
    
    After verifying age, you may still be asked for ID
[12:52] Zoroku
    Ask the owner to, then.
[12:53] Chen
    I can't!
[12:55] Chen
    The owner hates police.
[12:57] Chen
    Also, he's been stealing donation money.
SIGN    Donation Box
    Your Cooperation Is Appreciated
[13:00] Chen
    He's a bad man.
[13:07] Zoroku
    Hey, little girl.
[13:09] Zoroku
    You aren't supposed to
    touch the merchandise.
[13:13] Zoroku
    If you're lost, why don't
    I take you home?
[13:17] Sana
    Have you and I met before?
[13:22] Sana
    Kashimura Zoroku.
[13:24] Sana
    Born June 19, 1943.
[13:28] Sana
    One granddaughter named Sanae.
[13:31] Sana
    She's been at training camp for her
    high school club since yesterday.
[13:35] Sana
    But I don't know what "club"
    and "training camp" mean.
[13:40] Sana
    Guess I was wrong.
[13:42] Sana
    But you don't seem like a bad person.
[13:45] Sana
    Hey, you!
[13:47] Sana
    How would you like to
    make a deal with me?
[13:49] Zoroku
    A deal?
[13:52] Sana
    If you agree,
[13:53] Sana
    I'll grant any wish you want!
[13:55] Zoroku
    What the heck is this?
[13:56] Zoroku
    Something from a manga?
[13:58] Zoroku
    Sorry, but I don't know
    much about that stuff.
[14:01] Sana
    Huh?
[14:02] Sana
    I... I get it.
[14:04] Sana
    You're making fun of me, right?
[14:07] Zokoru
    I'm not making fun of you.
[14:09] Zoroku
    I just have no clue what you're saying.
[14:12] Sana
    Forget it!
[14:24] Chen
    What was that?
[14:25] Chen
    She disappeared, Kashimura-san!
[14:28] Chen
    Kashimura-san, what's going on?
SIGN    Land for Sale
[14:31] Zoroku
    No idea.
[14:37] Sana
    This is bad.
[14:39] Sana
    My power's weakening.
[14:42] Sana
    I'll have to go with the guy from before...
[14:47] Machine
    Thank you for your patronage.
[15:02] Sana
    Hey, you...
[15:04] Sana
    You really won't make a deal with me?
[15:09] Zoroku
    How did you get in this car?
[15:11] Sana
    Don't worry about that.
[15:14] Zoroku
    What's your name, little girl?
[15:16] Zoroku
    Where is your home?
[15:18] Sana
    I have no home.
[15:22] Sana
    C-Come on!
[15:23] Sana
    Make a deal with me.
[15:24] Sana
    If you do, I'll grant any wish you want.
[15:28] Zoroku
    Is this the attitude you take when
    you ask someone for something?
[15:32] Zoroku
    If you have something to say,
    have the right attitude—
[15:35] Sana
    Hesitate, and you'll die.
[15:36] Zoroku
    What?
[15:37] Sana
    Look ahead.
[15:54] Zoroku
    What was that about?
[15:55] Sana
    Just get out of here!
[15:56] Sana
    It'll come back!
[15:57] Asahi
    Tch!
[15:58] Asahi
    I missed...
[15:59] Yonaga
    Onee-sama, don't you think
    this is going a bit far—
[16:02] Asahi
    Shoot, Yonaga!
[16:03] Yonaga
    But...
[16:04] Asahi
    Don't argue!
[16:05] Asahi
    Right now!
[16:07] Yonaga
    O-Okay...
[16:12] Asahi
    No need for mercy.
[16:13] Yonaga
    I-I'll have to try my best to miss.
[16:13] Asahi
    Just shoot right into it!
[16:28] Zoroku
    What is that?
[16:29] Sana
    The sisters who followed me.
[16:31] Sana
    The younger can call a bow, while the
    older can call anything with a chain.
[16:35] Sana
    Like the wrecking ball before,
    and that bike, too.
[16:38] Zoroku
    There's no chain on a bike.
[16:40] Sana
    Yes, there is.
[16:43] Zoroku
    The bike chain!
[16:49] Sana
    Don't slow now.
[16:50] Sana
    They'll be on us again soon!
[16:59] Sana
    Ow...
[17:00] Sana
    Hey, why did you stop?
[17:02] Zoroku
    Get out.
[17:04] Zoroku
    You know those two girls, right?
[17:06] Zoroku
    Don't drag a stranger into your problems.
[17:08] Zoroku
    I don't need that.
[17:10] Sana
    I think I like you.
[17:20] Asahi
    Darn it!
[17:21] Yonaga
    We're too conspicuous...
[17:21] Asahi
    I missed again!
[17:23] Asahi
    Yonaga, hurry up and shoot again!
[17:27] Yonaga
    O-Open.
[17:29] Yonaga
    T-Try to miss.
[17:31] Yonaga
    Try to miss...
[17:37] Zoroku
    Wh-What the hell are you doing?
[17:39] Sana
    I'll drive!
[17:43] Zoroku
    Hey! Stop!
[17:53] Yonaga
    P-Please stop, Sa-chan!
[17:59] Asahi
    You did it, Yonaga!
[18:01] Yonaga
    Sa-chan...
[18:10] Guy
    What was that?
[18:11] Woman
    Should we call the police?
[18:12] Guy
    No, I'd say an ambulance.
[18:15] Zoroku
    What the hell is going on?
[18:20] Guy
    Foreigners?
[18:21] Guy
    Are they filming a movie?
[18:22] Girl
    Was that CG?
[18:25] Asahi
    You can't get away now, Red Queen!
[18:28] Sana
    They ordered you to follow me here,
[18:30] Sana
    you useless sisters?
[18:32] Asahi
    U-Useless?!
[18:33] Yonaga
    Onee-sama, calm down.
[18:36] Yonaga
    Sa-chan, let's return to
    the research facility.
[18:39] Yonaga
    I... I know they conduct some
    unpleasant tests.
[18:43] Yonaga
    B-But we cannot live in the outside world!
[18:47] Sana
    That's a lie!
[18:48] Sana
    I won't be fooled anymore,
    and I'm done being a lab rat.
[18:52] Sana
    I'll crush that place with my own hands.
[18:55] Yonaga
    S-Sa-chan...
[18:56] Asahi
    You don't know anything
    about the outside world!
[19:02] Asahi
    Yonaga, shoot her!
[19:03] Yonaga
    Huh?
[19:04] Sana
    I won't go back.
[19:05] Yonaga
    Sa-chan...
[19:11] Yonaga
    Sa-chan...
[19:13] Yonaga
    I'm sorry!
[19:16] Asahi
    Ow! Ow! Ow!
[19:16] Zoroku
    You think that
[19:18] Zoroku
    pointing that dangerous thing
    at people is all right?
[19:36] Sana
    Wh-What are you doing—
[19:38] Zoroku
    That's what I'd like to know.
[19:40] Sana
    Ow, ow...
[19:40] Zoroku
    What are you doing,
    in the middle of the city?
[19:43] Zoroku
    Do you know how many people
    could have been hurt
[19:45] Zoroku
    by one wrong move in your
    nonsensical game of tag?
[19:49] Zoroku
    Take a good look at what you've done!
[19:51] Zoroku
    Think you're playing a video game?!
[19:53] Zoroku
    Huh?
[19:55] Zoroku
    And as for you two!
[19:56] Yonaga
    Y-Yes?
[19:57] Zoroku
    Do you two have a beef
    with me or something?
[19:59] Asahi
    N-No...
[20:01] Yonaga
    N-Not at all...
[20:03] Zoroku
    Listen to me.
[20:05] Zoroku
    This world has boundaries
    you must respect.
[20:07] Zoroku
    I don't know what you three
    have been through,
[20:09] Zoroku
    but old folks and children
    walk around these parts.
[20:12] Zoroku
    Your actions could have killed someone.
[20:18] Zoroku
    Listen up.
[20:19] Zoroku
    The police will be here soon.
[20:21] Zoroku
    You're gonna have to step up and
    atone for what you've done.
[20:26] Zoroku
    What do you say?
[20:27] Three
    Y-Yes, sir!
SIGN    Yotsuya Police Station
[20:38] Officer1
    Okay, why don't you two
    give me your names?
[20:49] Officer3
    Now, will you tell me your name?
[20:52] Sana
    I don't mind telling you, but...
[20:54] Officer3
    Are you hungry?
[20:57] Mitaka
    You expect me to believe
    that nonsense?!
[21:00] Zoroku
    Plenty of witnesses were at the scene.
[21:04] Zoroku
    Aren't they telling you the
    same "nonsense" I am?
[21:08] Mitaka
    All right, why don't you explain these?
[21:12] Mitaka
    These show you leaving Sawaki's office.
[21:16] Mitaka
    That incident is somehow
    connected, isn't it?
[21:19] Zoroku
    You think yakuza can produce
[21:21] Zoroku
    wrecking balls from thin air?
[21:23] Mitaka
    I'm asking the questions here!
[21:25] Zoroku
    I was only there to deliver an order.
[21:28] Mitaka
    And that exchange caused
    all this, didn't it?!
[21:30] OfficerA
    Sergeant...
[21:33] OfficerA
    May I have a moment?
[21:34] Mitaka
    What is it?
[21:37] Mitaka
    What?
[21:40] Officer3
    Was that cream puff good?
[21:42] Sana
    Uh-huh.
[21:42] Officer3
    Then, will you tell me now?
[21:45] Sana
    The older twin's name is Asahi,
    and the younger is Yonaga.
[21:49] Officer3
    And what's your name?
[22:05] Sana
    The older twin's name is Asahi,
    and the younger is Yonaga.
[22:09] Officer3
    And what's your name?
[22:14] Sana
    The older twin's name is Asahi,
    and the younger is Yonaga.
[22:18] Officer3
    And what's your name?
[22:21] Mitaka
    Can you slow it when she disappears?
[22:23] OfficerB
    Yes, sir.
[22:31] Mitaka
    That's impossible!
[22:33] Officer3
    It's true.
[22:35] Officer3
    She disappeared right before my eyes.
[22:37] OfficerA
    The footage hasn't been
    altered in any way.
[22:40] Mitaka
    What about the twins?
[22:42] OfficerA
    There was a man calling himself
    their sponsor, so...
[22:45] Mitaka
    You sent them with him?
[22:47] OfficerA
    Well...
[22:47] Mitaka
    They may be children, but you know
    how much trouble they caused!
[22:51] OfficerA
    I was following orders from above.
[22:52] Mitaka
    What?
[22:54] OfficerA
    I was told not to pursue this case further.
[23:05] Mitaka
    You can go.
[23:06] Mitaka
    You're being released due
    to lack of evidence.
[23:09] Mitaka
    Your car's in the lot out back.
[23:11] Zoroku
    You want me to drive a wrecked car?
[23:42] Zoroku
    It's definitely my car, but the
    repairs were done fast.
[23:46] Zoroku
    Is this a free service?
[23:49] Mitaka
    We just came out and found it this way.
[23:51] Zoroku
    You found it this way?
[23:53] Mitaka
    That's right...
[23:54] Mitaka
    The car and crash scene have
    been completely restored!
[23:57] Mitaka
    I'm the one who wants to ask what
    the hell happened, and how.
[24:01] Mitaka
    Wrong way on a one-way street,
    ignoring a red light,
[24:03] Mitaka
    speeding, property damage...
[24:05] Mitaka
    Normally, we'd hold you overnight
    to get the story out of you.
[24:10] Mitaka
    But there's no evidence at all.
[24:13] [Messenger] Text
    Image Data Not Found
[24:14] GirlA
    Huh?
[24:15] GirlA
    That's weird...
[24:15] Mitaka
    We checked all the security
    cameras in that area, too.
[24:19] Mitaka
    But nothing was on them.
[24:20] GirlB
    Why are the pictures gone?
[24:21] [Messenger] Text
    Image Not Found
SIGN    Isn't this crazy?
    Huge accident
[24:21] Mitaka
    Several reports were filed.
SIGN    Isn't this crazy?
    Huge accident
    
    There's no picture
SIGN    Huge accident
    
    There's no picture
    
    Huh? It was there
    a second ago
SIGN    There's no picture
    
    Huh? It was there a second ago
    
    I'm serious
SIGN    Huh? It was there a second ago
    
    I'm serious
    
    I saw it, too
    
    Seems fake
[24:24] Guy1
    Huh? What the...
[24:24] Mitaka
    And many witnesses were on the scene.
[24:25] Guy2
    Sure you uploaded it?
[24:27] Guy1
    I did!
SIGN    Shinjuku wrecking ball girl accident
[24:28] Mitaka
    But we didn't even find skid marks.
[24:31] Guy
    Huh? Why isn't anything coming up?
[24:33] Mitaka
    Nothing at the parking lot
    you said was destroyed,
[24:36] Mitaka
    and no giant hole in the road.
[24:38] Zoroku
    Impossible.
[24:40] Mitaka
    It means you've been exonerated.
[24:44] Mitaka
    Also...
[24:45] Mitaka
    Forget what happened today.
[24:48] Mitaka
    Got that?
[24:51] Mitaka
    Your fine's been dropped.
[24:53] Mitaka
    Just go home.
[25:05] DriverA
    The man who was with the Red Queen?
[25:08] Kito
    Yes.
SIGN    Kashimura Zoroku
[25:11] DriverA
    What should we do?
[25:12] DriverA
    Keep the old man, Kashimura,
    under surveillance, too?
[25:17] Kito
    No.
[25:18] Kito
    If you look at the circumstances,
[25:20] Kito
    he just seems to be caught up in it.
[25:23] Kito
    For the time being, let's prioritize
    the Red Queen's capture.
[25:29] Kito
    Feel free to eat all you like.
SIGN    New and Used Cars
    We Buy and Sell
SIGN    Suzuki
[25:37] Suzuki
    Huh? Are you serious?
[25:39] Zoroku
    Yeah.
[25:40] Suzuki
    All right, let me take a look...
[25:44] Suzuki
    But, Kashimura-san, you really
    want to get rid of this car?
[25:48] Zoroku
    Yeah.
[25:49] Suzuki
    But you took such good care of it.
[25:52] Suzuki
    I see no reason to scrap it.
[25:55] Zoroku
    Some weird stuff happened.
[25:57] Zoroku
    Be careful with it.
[25:58] Suzuki
    Right...
[26:05] Zoroku
    Hey, it's me.
[26:06] Zoroku
    Sorry. I ran into a little trouble.
[26:11] Zoroku
    Sorry, but you two need to
    take care of things today.
[26:14] Zoroku
    Give me a call if something comes up.
SIGN    Kabukicho Ichibangai
[26:16] Zoroku
    After I grab some food in
    Shinjuku, I'll head home.
[26:21] Guy
    Welcome!
[26:24] Zoroku
    Beer, mutton stir-fry, and fried bread.
[26:27] Guy
    Coming up.
[26:30] Zoroku
    And I'll be using the ashtray.
[26:31] Guy
    Help yourself.
[26:40] Guy
    Your beer.
[26:41] Zoroku
    Thanks.
[26:54] Sana
    Don't they have cream puffs?
[27:04] Zoroku
    You pop up when and
    where you like, huh?
[27:06] Zoroku
    Where'd you come from this time?
[27:08] Sana
    Can I drink some of this?
[27:10] Zoroku
    This isn't for kids to drink.
[27:12] Zoroku
    Hey, bring me some orange juice.
[27:15] Guy
    Okay, got it!
[27:20] Zoroku
    Well?
[27:22] Zoroku
    What do you want?
[27:23] Zoroku
    This is no place for a kid to hang around.
[27:27] Zoroku
    I don't want any more trouble.
[27:30] Sana
    Dreams of Alice.
[27:32] Zoroku
    Something from a manga again?
[27:35] Sana
    That's what we're called.
[27:37] Sana
    You can think of us as people
    with supernatural abilities.
[27:42] Sana
    I don't know how such a thing
    comes to be, exactly.
[27:48] Sana
    But by using these visions called
    "Mirror Gates" as intermediaries,
[27:53] Sana
    we have the ability to materialize
    any one thing we imagine.
[27:59] Sana
    Chains or a bow and arrows...
[28:02] Sana
    Some people can fix things, too.
[28:04] Sana
    And that's the power you
    used to drive my car.
[28:09] Sana
    That's right!
[28:10] Sana
    It was my first time driving,
    but I learned how by looking—
[28:14] Guy
    Here's your orange juice.
[28:16] Guy
    And mutton stir-fry, with Chinese
    onions, and fried bread.
[28:26] Zoroku
    Are you done talking?
[28:28] Zoroku
    If you are, then please go home.
[28:30] Zoroku
    My food will get cold.
[28:31] Sana
    I-I'm not done...
[28:33] Sana
    I've decided that I like you!
[28:35] Sana
    I'm going to make you my
    servant, Kashimura Zoroku!
[28:39] Sana
    You'd better be happy!
[28:43] Zoroku
    Don't stand on the chair.
[28:46] Zoroku
    And keep your voice down
    in the restaurant!
[28:49] Sana
    Yes, sir.
[28:51] Zoroku
    Want some food?
[28:53] Sana
    Huh?
[28:54] Zoroku
    In the convenience store,
    you were looking at dinners.
[28:56] Zoroku
    When did you last eat?
[28:58] Sana
    A-About three days ago...
[29:01] Sana
    I'm fine.
[29:02] Sana
    This long is nothing.
[29:07] Zoroku
    Hey!
[29:08] Zoroku
    I need to place another order.
[29:09] Guy
    Sure!
[29:16] Sana
    C-Can I really eat this?
[29:18] Sana
    I don't have any money.
[29:20] Zoroku
    Well, I do.
[29:22] Guy
    Wow, check that out!
[29:24] Guy
    Is she training for an eating
    contest or something?
[29:24] Guy
    So good! So good!
[29:27] Sana
    I didn't know food was this
    good in the outside world!
[29:30] Zoroku
    How many servings are you gonna eat?
[29:32] Sana
    I can't help it!
[29:34] Sana
    Activating the Mirror Gate takes a
    tremendous amount of energy.
[29:37] Sana
    It makes me hungry.
[29:39] Zoroku
    Come to think of it,
    those twins were eating, too.
[29:43] Zoroku
    Hold your chopsticks right!
[29:46] Sana
    Chopsticks?
[29:48] Sana
    You mean these things?
[29:50] Zoroku
    You don't know how to use them?
[29:52] Sana
    Lay off.
[29:53] Sana
    It's my first time outside
    the research facility.
[29:56] Zoroku
    Earlier, you said something
    about making a deal.
[30:00] Zoroku
    What do you want me to do?
[30:05] Guy
    Thank you very much!
[30:07] Sana
    I want
[30:09] Sana
    to crush the research facility.
[30:12] Zoroku
    Research facility?
[30:14] Sana
    There are many other Dreams
    of Alice, just like me.
[30:17] Sana
    They're locked up there, and awful
    things are done to them.
[30:22] Sana
    But even though I escaped,
    I couldn't do anything alone.
[30:30] Sana
    I want your help.
[30:32] Sana
    When I looked inside your head,
    I saw that you're a good person.
[30:37] Sana
    I want to help my friends!
[30:40] Sana
    Please!
SIGN    Free Information Desk
SIGN    The Most Information in One Place Safe, Easy Introductions to Any Shop
SIGN    Asano Beer
    Shanghai Home Cooking
    Shanghai Xiaochi
[30:49] Guy
    Thank you very much!
[31:02] Zoroku
    Come with me.
[31:05] Zoroku
    We're going somewhere else.
[31:13] Sana
    It's too bright...
[31:15] Zoroku
    Don't just stand there.
    We'll get separated.
[31:17] Zoroku
    Remember what I told you?
[31:19] Zoroku
    This is no place for a kid to hang around.
[31:23] Sana
    R-Right!
SIGN    Hotel Shinjuku
SIGN    Shinjuku Diamond VIP Diamond
[31:35] Barker
    Hi, Bro! How about a cabaret club?
[31:37] Sana
    Hey, what kind of shop is that?
[31:39] Sana
    When he said, "Bro," did he mean you?
[31:41] Zoroku
    Just shut up and walk.
[31:43] Sana
    Hey, wouldn't it be easier in your car?
[31:47] Zoroku
    The car creeped me out,
    so I got rid of it.
[31:49] Sana
    Creeped you out? Why?
[31:52] Zoroku
    Would you just stop talking?
SIGN    Hanazono Shrine
[31:57] Zoroku
    What's your name?
[32:02] Zoroku
    Did you not hear me?
[32:04] Sana
    You told me to stop talking.
[32:06] Zoroku
    Well, now you can.
[32:07] Zoroku
    What's your name?
[32:09] Sana
    Sana.
[32:10] Zoroku
    And your last name?
[32:12] Sana
    I don't know.
[32:15] Sana
    I don't remember anything before
    the research facility.
[32:18] Sana
    I don't even know where I came from.
[32:21] Sana
    And "Sana" is
[32:22] Sana
    just the name that Asahi
    and Yonaga gave me.
[32:25] Zoroku
    Asahi and Yonaga?
[32:27] Sana
    The twins who chased us.
[32:29] Sana
    They were the only ones
    who called me by name.
[32:33] Girl
    Yay! I got "very good luck"!
[32:35] Guy
    Ugh, I got "very bad luck."
[32:37] Girl
    Wow, I've never seen that before!
[32:40] Guy
    Easy for you to say.
[32:41] Girl
    It'll be fine.
[32:42] Girl
    I got "very good luck," so we
    can share half of each!
[32:49] Zoroku
    Only for a little while.
[32:57] Zoroku
    For a little while, I'll give you
    food and a place to stay.
[33:01] Zoroku
    But during that time,
[33:03] Zoroku
    you'll help me with my work.
[33:06] Zoroku
    One who does not work does not eat.
[33:08] Sana
    Okay,
[33:08] Sana
    that's fine!
[33:10] Sana
    I knew you were a good—
[33:11] Zoroku
    Show some respect for your elders!
[33:12] Sana
    Ow, ow, ow!
[33:17] Zoroku
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[33:18] Zoroku
    I won't baby you!
[33:21] Zoroku
    And one other thing.
[33:24] Zoroku
    Don't use that weird power again.
[33:27] Sana
    Why not?
[33:28] Sana
    With that, I can do anything.
[33:30] Sana
    You don't want me to grant your wish?
[33:33] Zoroku
    Earlier, you said you looked
    inside my head, right?
[33:37] Sana
    Y-Yeah...
[33:39] Sana
    So what?
[33:41] Zoroku
    And you knew that I have
    a granddaughter, too.
[33:44] Sana
    See? Amazing, right?
[33:48] Zoroku
    And you really don't understand
    what that means?
[33:53] Zoroku
    You said you can do anything
    you can imagine, right?
[33:56] Sana
    Y-Yeah.
[33:59] Zoroku
    Then try using that power right here.
[34:03] Sana
    Here?
[34:05] Zoroku
    You can, right?
[34:07] Zoroku
    Create chains or a wrecking
    ball or whatever.
[34:09] Zoroku
    You'd cover this whole place in blood.
[34:15] Zoroku
    You get it?
[34:16] Zoroku
    Someone with a power like that
[34:18] Zoroku
    mentioned a family member
    I hadn't even spoken of,
[34:22] Zoroku
    and demanded that I make a deal.
[34:24] Zoroku
    You blackmailed me.
[34:27] Sana
    I... I didn't mean to...
[34:31] Zoroku
    Even if you didn't,
[34:32] Zoroku
    you can't know the intention
    of one who accepts.
[34:36] Zoroku
    I have no interest in any deals or wishes.
[34:40] Zoroku
    The only people anyone
    needs to think about
[34:43] Zoroku
    are those within reach.
[34:48] Zoroku
    Listen up!
[34:49] Zoroku
    I hate crooked stuff!
[35:05] Zoroku
    Listen.
[35:06] Zoroku
    That research facility and its experiments
    are problems for grown-ups to solve.
[35:11] Zoroku
    First, you need to fix that twisted
    temperament of yours.
[35:15] Zoroku
    If you value your friends,
[35:17] Zoroku
    they're all you need to think about.
[35:21] Zoroku
    What?
[35:24] San
    Nothing.
[35:30] Zoroku
    You really don't know how
    to talk to people at all...
[35:42] Kito
    Yes, it's me.
[35:45] Kito
    Understood...
[35:47] Kito
    I'll head that way with the data now.
[35:51] Kito
    Yes, see you soon.
[36:03] Sana
    I'm sleepy...
[36:05] Zoroku
    Not much longer. Hang in there.
[36:09] Sana
    'Kay...
[36:12] Kito
    This Wonderland created
    by the Red Queen is
[36:16] Kito
    underneath the research facility.
[36:18] Kito
    It's these children's playground,
    brought to life
[36:21] Kito
    by randomly rewriting this space.
[36:23] A
    She made this?
[36:25] B
    I can't believe it...
[36:29] Kito
    Next, please look at this.
[36:33] C
    What are those things?
[36:35] D
    Are they alive?
[36:36] Kito
    Of course they are.
[36:40] Kito
    She and the others made them from
    their favorite picture books.
[36:45] Kito
    The principle is unclear.
[36:48] Kito
    The space inside is intricately warped
[36:50] Kito
    to be many thousands of times
    the size it originally was.
[36:53] Kito
    And it's still growing.
[36:55] D
    Is there anything here you understand?
[36:58] Kito
    I can only say we're studying it now.
[37:00] E
    Then, what will you do?
[37:04] Kito
    There are two problems.
[37:09] Kito
    The first is
[37:10] Kito
    that the one possessing this
    immense power is a child.
[37:13] Kito
    So if she remains in the outside world
    in a psychologically unstable state,
[37:17] Kito
    the existence of the research facility
    could become publicly known.
[37:22] Kito
    And the other is
[37:23] Kito
    that the loss of the Red Queen,
    a valuable sample of this ability,
[37:27] Kito
    is a massive detriment for us...
    no, for the country itself.
[37:33] A
    And what do you intend to do?
[37:36] Kito
    Her capture will be conducted in secrecy.
[37:39] Kito
    But if an accident should bring this
    incident into public awareness...
[37:45] B
    Coercion?
[37:49] Kito
    I would like you
[37:51] Kito
    to recognize it as a state of
    emergency as soon as possible,
[37:53] Kito
    and capture the Red Queen.
[37:57] Zoroku
    Hey.
[37:58] Zoroku
    Hey.
[38:01] Zoroku
    Hey, wake up.
[38:12] Sana
    Are we there?
[38:14] Zoroku
    Not yet.
[38:15] Zoroku
    Follow me.
[38:25] Zoroku
    Here we are.
[38:26] Sana
    This is your house?
[38:28] Zoroku
    Where I work.
[38:30] Zoroku
    Thanks to you, I didn't get
    any work done today.
[38:33] Zoroku
    So I had to let the young folks handle it.
[38:38] Zoroku
    But I've gotta check how the
    prep is going, at least.
[38:44] Zoroku
    Come in and wait a bit.
[38:54] Sana
    Hey, is this...
SIGN    For Friday's event
SIGN    For bouquet
[39:23] Sana
    Wow...
[39:25] Zoroku
    Well, I'm a florist.
[39:27] Sana
    A florist.
[39:29] Sana
    I specialize in arrangements
    for events and gifts, though.
[39:33] Sana
    Events?
[39:35] Sana
    Gifts?
[39:38] Sawaki
    Th-This flower is...
[39:40] Sawaki
    Um...
[39:41] Sawaki
    You know...
[39:43] Sawaki
    What is it?
[39:44] Sawaki
    Uh...
[39:45] Sawaki
    It's called... block?
[39:47] Sawaki
    No, that's wrong. What was it?
[39:50] Sawaki
    Th-This flower is called ph-phlox.
[39:54] Sawaki
    In the language of flowers...
[39:55] Sawaki
    Uh...
[40:08] Minions
    Take care, sir!
[40:09] Sawaki
    Y-Yeah.
[40:13] Minion1
    Why is Sawaki-san all dressed up today?
[40:17] Minion2
    For this... This.
[40:18] Minion1
    Huh?
[40:19] Minion1
    He's gonna cut off a finger?
[40:20] Minion2
    Idiot, it's for his girlfriend.
[40:22] Minion2
    His once-in-a-lifetime proposal.
[40:25] Minion2
    And he's bringing her a flower
    arrangement by Kashimura-san.
[40:28] Minion1
    Huh?
[40:29] Minion1
    So, that old guy this afternoon
[40:31] Minion1
    really was a florist?
SIGN    Kashimura Floral
[40:36] Zoroku
    Sorry it's so late.
[40:51] Sana
    Where are we going?
[40:53] Zoroku
    Home.
[40:55] Sana
    We have to walk more?
[40:57] Zoroku
    You aren't even walking.
SIGN    Kashimura Zoroku Sanae
[41:25] Zoroku
    Don't space out there.
[41:26] Zoroku
    Upstairs.
[41:31] Zoroku
    Take off your shoes.
[41:45] Zoroku
    No one's using this room right now.
[41:48] Zoroku
    It's a little dusty, but you'll
    have to make do.
[41:53] Zoroku
    Go to sleep for the night.
[41:55] Zoroku
    I'll get you some fresh clothes.
[41:59] Sana
    Clothes?
[42:04] Zoroku
    They're my granddaughter's,
    so they'll be big on you,
[42:07] Zoroku
    but you can—
[42:31] Sana
    Zoroku...
[42:34] Sana
    Cream puff...
SIGN    Next Episode Dreams of Alice
[44:11] Voice
    Dreams of Alice.

Season 1

2 - Dreams of Alice

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[00:06] TV
    The fire burned the housing complex's
    twenty-square-meter third floor,
[00:11] TV
    but no one was injured.
[00:13] TV
    Currently, the fire department is
    investigating the fire's cause.
SIGN    Tokyo
[00:18] TV
    That concludes the news for this hour.
[00:20] TV
    Next, the traffic report—
[00:22] TV
    So, today, from the new drama
    that premieres tonight—
[00:26] TV
    ...about an unusual dog.
[00:27] TV
    This is Pan-kun, and he lives
    in America, in Wisconsin!
[00:31] TV
    He can pull things much
    heavier than his own body.

[00:33] Zoroku
    Nope, it isn't on TV anywhere.
[00:50] Sanae
    Hi, this is Sanae.
[00:53] Sanae
    I'm on my way home.
[00:56] Sanae
    Huh?
[00:58] Sanae
    Sana-chan?
SIGN    Dreams of Alice
SIGN    Sanae | Grandpa
SIGN    
    
    Laundry (Fold) Meal (Morning)
SIGN    
    
    Laundry (Dry) Meal (Night)
SIGN    
    
    Take Out Trash
[03:05] Sanae
    I'm home...
[03:31] Sanae
    What a pretty little girl.
[03:40] Sanae
    Huh? Huh?
[03:42] Zoroku
    What're you making?
[03:45] Sanae
    They're graves.
[03:52] Zoroku
    Whose graves?
[03:57] Sanae
    This one's for the bug.
[03:59] Sanae
    This one's for the goldfish.
[04:02] Sanae
    And these are for Mommy and Daddy.
[04:06] Sanae
    Is that Grandpa and me?
[04:23] Sana
    Who are you?
[04:24] Sanae
    You're flying!
[04:25] Sanae
    Wow!
[04:28] Sanae
    You really do have a mysterious
    power, don't you?
[04:32] Sanae
    You know, Grandpa asked me
    to make you some food.
[04:37] Sanae
    Oh, I'm Kashimura Zoroku's
    granddaughter, Sanae.
[04:42] Sanae
    Nice to meet you.
[04:44] Sana
    Zo... Granddaughter? Food?
[04:46] Sanae
    That's right.
[04:48] Sanae
    I've come here to give you a
    delicious meal and snacks...
[04:55] Sanae
    Because I'm a food alien!
[04:58] Sanae
    Pose!
[05:03] Sanae
    Just kidding.
[05:04] Sana
    Wha... F-Foo...
[05:05] Sana
    What? Huh?
[05:06] Sanae
    Uh, no, I didn't mean it!
[05:09] Sanae
    I'm sorry.
[05:13] Sanae
    So your name's Sana-chan, huh?
[05:16] Sanae
    My grandpa told me about you.
[05:18] Sanae
    He said you lived in a really scary place
[05:21] Sanae
    and went through some awful things.
[05:24] Sanae
    It's okay if you're scared of me, too.
[05:28] Sanae
    But if you're hungry,
[05:30] Sanae
    you should come down,
    even if it's not right away.
[05:40] Sanae
    Oink, oink.
[05:42] Sanae
    I'm not a mean pig, oink.
[05:44] Sanae
    I'm a food alien, oink!
[05:50] Sanae
    What are these? Pigs?
[05:52] Sanae
    Hey...
[05:53] Sanae
    No! Stop!
[05:55] Sana
    You're weird.
[05:56] Sanae
    Darn...
[05:58] Sanae
    Gotcha!
[06:00] Sanae
    Now we're buried in pigs
    together! Take that!
[06:03] Sana
    S-Stop that!
[06:05] Sanae
    I'm not stopping. Take that.
[06:06] Sana
    No!
[06:18] Sanae
    Anyway, where did these
    little guys come from?
[06:35] Zoroku
    The heck is this?
[06:39] Zoroku
    Hello?
[06:40] Sanae
    Hello, Grandpa?
[06:43] Sanae
    Did you see my message?
[06:44] Sanae
    That's right! They're pigs!
[06:47] Sanae
    It's true, you know. They're live pigs.
[06:48] Sana
    No!
[06:49] Sana
    Don't come out! Stay in there!
[06:50] Sanae
    She is strange, just like you said.
[06:53] Sana
    I said no!
[06:54] Sanae
    I mean, these are pigs... Pigs!
[06:56] Zoroku
    She did something again?
[06:56] Sana
    And you stay in there, too!
    I said to stay!
[06:58] Sanae
    No, it wasn't her fault.
[07:00] Sanae
    I just scared her a little. That's all.
[07:04] Sana
    Stop! Stop!
[07:04] Zoroku
    What was that? Did something happen?
[07:07] Sana
    That tickles!
[07:08] Sanae
    No, everything is fine.
[07:10] Sana
    Stop it!
[07:11] Sanae
    Yep, I think she's warmed
    up to me a little.
[07:15] Sana
    Stop!
[07:15] Sanae
    She's so cute.
[07:17] Zoroku
    Okay, then.
[07:18] Zoroku
    Call me if anything comes up. Bye.
[07:21] Chinatsu
    Was that Sanae-chan?
[07:23] Zoroku
    Yeah.
[07:24] Ichiro
    Did something happen?
[07:26] Zoroku
    Nah, nothing important.
[07:28] Chinatsu
    It's been a while.
[07:30] Chinatsu
    Why don't you go home early today?
[07:33] [Messenger] Text
    Naito Ryu
[07:37] Zoroku
    Yeah, it's me.
[07:39] Zoroku
    Been a long time.
[07:41] Zoroku
    Actually, I have a favor to ask.
[07:47] Sana
    Was he mad?
[07:49] Sanae
    It was fine.
[07:51] Sanae
    He was a little surprised, though.
[07:53] Sanae
    He said to be careful.
[07:56] Sanae
    I was surprised, too!
[07:59] Sana
    Sana?
[08:00] Sanae
    No, "Sa-na-e."
[08:02] Sanae
    But it does sound similar
    to your name, right?
[08:07] Sana
    Sanae...
[08:11] Sana
    Sorry.
[08:15] Sanae
    Well, let's take a little break for now.
[08:20] Sana
    Okay.
[08:21] Sanae
    Do you want to change
    and take a bath first?
[08:25] Sana
    No.
[08:28] Sana
    My power keeps me from
    getting dirty, so I'm fine.
[08:34] Yonaga
    I hope Sa-chan is eating well.
[08:37] Asahi
    She won't die so easily.
[08:42] Kito
    Sorry, just a moment.
[08:47] Kito
    Harajuku...
[08:49] Kito
    Omotesando?
[08:51] Sanae
    There. How's that?
[08:54] Sanae
    Not too tight, is it?
[08:55] Sana
    No, they aren't too tight, I guess.
[08:58] Sanae
    Oh, good.
[09:00] Sanae
    Sorry that my old clothes are all I have.
[09:05] Sanae
    I'll do your hair for you.
[09:07] Sanae
    How do you usually wear it?
[09:10] Sana
    Usually...
[09:15] Sana
    I don't know.
[09:17] Sana
    I can do it myself,
[09:19] Sana
    but I don't pay attention
    since I use my power.
[09:22] Sanae
    I see...
[09:24] Sanae
    Okay, I'll make it cute for you!
[09:29] Sanae
    There!
[09:30] Sanae
    All done!
[09:35] Sanae
    What do you think?
[09:36] Sana
    This is good!
[09:39] Sanae
    Okay, next...
[09:44] Sanae
    Eat up.
[09:45] Sana
    Wha... Thi... Bu...
[09:47] Sana
    What is this?!
[09:48] Sanae
    They're pancakes.
[09:50] Sanae
    Haven't you had them before?
[09:52] Sana
    No!
[09:55] Sanae
    I'll cut them for you.
[09:59] Sanae
    Wow.
[10:01] Sanae
    Your tummy is growling while you eat!
[10:05] Sana
    Are you really his granddaughter?
[10:08] Sanae
    I sure am.
[10:10] Sana
    You're nothing like him.
[10:11] Sanae
    Oh, I'm not?
[10:14] Sanae
    Then, let's see...
[10:17] Sanae
    I hate crooked stuff!
[10:20] Sana
    Nothing like him.
[10:23] Sana
    Hey, Sanae, are there any more?
[10:25] Sanae
    You finished them already?
[10:26] Sana
    Yep.
[10:27] Sanae
    Shall I make some more?
[10:29] Sana
    Yeah! Yeah!
[10:30] Sanae
    Okay, wait just a bit.
[10:33] Sana
    How long is "a bit"?
[10:35] Sanae
    Well—
[10:36] Sana
    I waited a bit.
[10:37] Sanae
    A bit longer.
[10:38] Sana
    I can't wait.
[10:43] Sanae
    Wow! A pancake!
[10:46] Sanae
    It's so big!
[10:48] Sanae
    Sana-chan?
[10:51] Sanae
    Sana-chan?!
[11:06] Sana
    Making food still doesn't work so well.
[11:09] Sana
    It's too inefficient...
[11:12] Sanae
    I guess it's the conservation of energy.
[11:16] Sana
    Pancake...
[11:20] Sana
    Don't eat it!
[11:22] Sanae
    Shall I make some fresh ones?
[11:45] Sana
    Hey, Sanae! Are they done yet?
[11:48] Sanae
    Not yet.
[11:50] Sana
    How about now?
[11:52] Sanae
    Not yet.
[11:53] Sana
    Sanae, are they done now?
[11:55] Sanae
    Not yet.
[11:56] Sana
    Now?
[11:57] Sanae
    No, not yet.
[12:04] Sana
    "Meal... Morning"?
SIGN    Today's Chores!
[12:06] Sanae
    You can read kanji?
[12:09] Sana
    Sure!
SIGN    Night
[12:10] Sana
    "Night."
[12:11] Sanae
    Grandpa makes the evening meal.
[12:15] Sana
    He can make food?
[12:17] Sanae
    Yeah, it's really good.
[12:30] Sana
    Sanae, this won't open!
[12:33] Sanae
    Maybe you should try pulling
    or sliding it sideways?
[12:36] Sana
    Oh!
[12:43] Sana
    Flowers!
[12:45] Sanae
    Grandpa's growing them.
[12:47] Sanae
    I water them, too.
[12:50] Sana
    One isn't blooming.
[12:52] Sanae
    That one blooms at night.
[12:54] Sanae
    It's called "queen of the night."
[12:57] Sana
    Oh...
[13:09] Sana
    This feels kind of weird.
[13:12] Sana
    It's cramped and dark,
[13:14] Sana
    and it isn't very clean.
[13:17] Sana
    It's nothing like that other place.
[13:24] Sana
    You really are Zoroku's
    granddaughter, huh?
[13:28] Sanae
    Hmm?
[13:30] Sana
    You're a good person, too.
[13:33] Sana
    Why are you nice?
[13:34] Sana
    They were nice, too. But they
    were bad people.
[13:37] Sanae
    They?
[13:40] Sana
    At the research facility.
[13:43] Sana
    My memories begin at
    the research facility.
[13:48] Sana
    I might have come from somewhere
    else, but I don't remember.
[13:53] Sana
    One day, I realized I was there.
[13:57] Sana
    The first thing I knew was hunger.
[14:04] Sana
    They gave me food.
[14:10] Sana
    And they put all kinds of
    hard things on my body.
[14:14] Glasses
    Now, face the other way.
[14:18] Sana
    I didn't understand language,
[14:21] Sana
    but I didn't need it.
[14:23] Sana
    I could merge into other
    people's consciousness
[14:25] Sana
    and become one with them.
[14:28] Sana
    The boundary between other
    people and me was vague.
[14:35] Sana
    But one day,
[14:36] Sana
    two people who looked identical appeared.
[14:40] Sana
    So I tried to become one
    with them, as usual.
[14:47] Both
    You can't.
[14:49] Both
    You and we are different beings.
[14:53] Asahi
    I am me.
[14:55] Yonaga
    You are you.
[14:57] Sana
    I am me.
[15:01] Sana
    That was when I learned
    what "language" was.
[15:06] Sana
    You are you?
[15:08] Both
    Yes.
[15:10] Both
    You will also learn to recognize
[15:12] Both
    the boundary between others and you.
[15:15] Yonaga
    I am Hinagiri Yonaga.
[15:17] Yonaga
    The younger twin.
[15:19] Asahi
    I'm Hinagiri Asahi, the older.
[15:22] Both
    What's your name?
[15:24] Sana
    I don't know.
[15:26] Asahi
    Then we'll give you a name.
[15:29] Yonaga
    We came up with one together.
[15:32] Asahi
    The Red Queen loves fish.
[15:35] Yonaga
    So your name is Sana.
[15:39] Sana
    Sana...
[15:42] Sana
    That's how I became Sana.
[15:46] Sana
    The twins taught me many things.
[15:49] Sana
    Cute, girlish clothes and language.
[15:52] Sana
    Counting, lots of songs,
    picture books, and poems.
[16:01] Sana
    I was happy every day there.
[16:09] Sana
    But then I saw it.
[16:14] Sana
    Far beneath the research facility...
[16:19] Sana
    They did something to someone there.
[16:21] Sana
    And made them something inhuman.
[16:26] Sana
    I was so scared...
[16:28] Sana
    And I ran from the facility!
[16:30] Sana
    But the outside world was scary, too...
[16:34] Sana
    I didn't know anything.
[16:36] Sana
    I was scared.
[16:48] Sanae
    You know what?
[16:50] Sanae
    I really think we are alike.
[16:55] Sanae
    You and I.
[16:57] Sana
    Our names?
[17:00] Sanae
    It's okay.
[17:02] Sanae
    It'll be okay.
[17:05] Ichijo
    You're making a mess, Naito-san.
[17:08] Naito
    So what? I was starving!
[17:11] Ichijo
    Don't get the seat dirty.
[17:14] Ichijo
    I'm the one who'll get in trouble
    with the director!
[17:16] Naito
    C'mon, don't be so touchy.
[17:19] Naito
    How old are you again, Ichijo-kun?
[17:22] Ichijo
    I'm 26.
[17:23] Naito
    Wow! Really?
[17:24] Naito
    You're so young!
[17:26] Ichijo
    That's sexual harassment, you know.
[17:28] Naito
    Huh? Not at all...
[17:30] Naito
    Okay, ever heard of takenoko-zoku
    dance groups?
[17:33] Ichijo
    I know the meaning of
    the term, but that's all.
[17:35] Naito
    Oh, you're a bright one, all right.
[17:39] Naito
    Well, at the time, I was still a
    subordinate at the main office.
[17:44] Naito
    Every weekend, they made me work
    security at pedestrian-only zones.
[17:48] Naito
    And one time, I saw this grown man
    fighting with some weird kids!
[17:53] Naito
    I thought, "He must be an idiot."
[17:56] Naito
    He was yelling, "I hate crooked stuff!"
[17:58] Ichijo
    Huh...
[17:59] Naito
    And for the thirty years since then,
    we've been buddies, somehow.
[18:04] Naito
    But it's been five years since I saw him.
[18:07] Ichijo
    This is the first time I've heard
    you talk about a friend.
[18:12] Ichijo
    You two must be very close.
[18:13] Naito
    Nah, not at all.
[18:15] Naito
    He's a stubborn, old stick in the
    mud. We're polar opposites.
[18:19] Naito
    Oh, look at this...
[18:21] Naito
    His company has a homepage.
[18:23] Naito
    It says he's a "flower coordinator."
[18:25] Ichijo
    Sounds to me like you really are close.
[18:31] Sana
    That was delicious...
[18:35] Sana
    Hey, Sanae... Let's go to
    the research facility.
[18:37] Sanae
    Huh?
[18:38] Sana
    I had lots of good food,
    so I'm all better now!
[18:41] Sana
    This time, I'll crush it.
[18:44] Sanae
    But...
[18:45] Sana
    Don't worry.
[18:47] Sana
    You can... I know!
[18:48] Sana
    Bring lots of snacks and come with me!
[18:51] Sana
    Oh, by the way, where did Zoroku go?
[18:53] Sanae
    I think he's working now.
[18:56] Sana
    Working? With flowers?
[18:57] Sana
    I know about that!
[18:59] Sanae
    Wow...
[18:59] Sana
    He's a real jerk, leaving me alone!
[19:00] Sanae
    After all that sleep and a snack,
    you're much more energetic.
[19:01] Sana
    And he's supposed to be my servant!
[19:04] Sana
    What?
[19:05] Sanae
    Nothing. But...
[19:07] Sanae
    Just wait for a bit, okay?
    I need to clean up.
[19:09] Sana
    Okay, let's go get him!
[19:15] Sanae
    We're falling! We're falling!
[19:15] Sana
    What the heck?
[19:17] Sana
    I didn't do this on purpose! I swear!
[19:19] Sanae
    What's going on?
[19:20] Sanae
    Help! Help!
[19:32] ---
    What the heck?!
[19:33] Sanae
    Help!
[19:40] Sanae
    How cute! Penguins!
[19:44] Sana
    Huh?
[19:44] Sanae
    These are penguins. Penguins.
[19:47] Sanae
    Wow! It's so cold!
[19:49] Sanae
    Is this the South Pole? I've never
    been here before.
[19:55] Sana
    I haven't, either.
[19:59] Sanae
    Just like me.
[20:02] Sana
    This one's small.
[20:04] Sanae
    It's a baby.
[20:05] Sanae
    Isn't it cute?
[20:08] Sana
    It is cute!
[20:09] Sanae
    So cute...
[20:14] [Messenger] Text
    Calling...
    Kashimura Sanae
[20:18] Chinatsu
    Boss, which cylinder is it again?
[20:25] Sanae
    You're amazing, Sana-chan.
[20:27] Sanae
    Can you go anywhere?
[20:29] Sana
    Y-Yeah, I can.
[20:31] Sana
    Where to next?
[20:33] Sanae
    Hmm... How about home?
[20:37] Sanae
    If we suddenly disappear,
    Grandpa will be surprised.
[20:41] Sana
    Zoroku? Will he be angry?
[20:43] Sanae
    No, but he'll be worried.
[20:48] Sana
    Really?
[20:49] Sanae
    Yep, really.
[20:51] Sanae
    Let's go home, okay?
[20:54] Sana
    Okay.
[20:58] Sanae
    Crap! I forgot!
[21:01] Chinatsu
    Huh?
[21:08] Chinatsu
    Pigs! There are pigs in here!
[21:11] Ichiro
    Why are there pigs?
[21:13] Chinatsu
    Because I had pork cutlets yesterday?
[21:23] Naito
    Hey, Roku-san, I'm here.
[21:28] Zoroku
    Crying won't tell me anything!
[21:29] Sanae
    U-Um, Grandpa, this was...
[21:33] Sanae
    Grandpa, I'm saying—
[21:34] Zoroku
    I'm asking what you're saying!
[21:37] Naito
    Right, we're outta here.
[21:38] Ichijo
    Keep it together, Naito-san.
[21:40] Ichijo
    This is work.
[23:15] Guy
    So suddenly?
[23:16] Guy
    But I can't just...
[23:21] Guy
    Right.
[23:22] Guy
    I'll make the arrangements at once.
[23:31] Kito
    Call Minnie C.
SIGN    Next Episode Cards
[23:36] Voice
    Cards.

Season 1

3 - Cards

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[00:07] Herschel
    Very good.
[00:08] Herschel
    No hemorrhaging or ischemia found.
[00:12] Herschel
    No major change in red blood
    cells, white blood cells,
[00:15] Herschel
    or hematocrit.
[00:17] Herschel
    But your pulse is a bit on the rapid side.
[00:19] Herschel
    Are you under any stress,
    Minnie C. Tachibana?
[00:23] Minnie
    Not especially.
[00:24] Herschel
    Tired of all these physical exams?
[00:28] Minnie
    No.
[00:29] Minnie
    My husband enjoyed physical exams, too.
[00:32] Minnie
    He said it was like being
    in an amusement park.
[00:36] Herschel
    Glad to hear it.
[00:38] Herschel
    Okay, next...
[00:42] Herschel
    One moment.
[00:48] Herschel
    Let's finish another time.
[00:51] Herschel
    Kito-san wants to see you.
[00:54] Minnie
    All right.
SIGN    Cards
[02:39] Driver
    Is something wrong?
[02:41] Minnie
    No.
[02:41] Minnie
    Doesn't Mount Fuji look beautiful today?
[02:44] Driver
    Oh... It does.
[02:47] Minnie
    It's just like the day I first came here.
[02:51] Kito
    You know, to tell the truth,
    I was quite worried.
[02:55] Kito
    When I heard a former US Marine Corps
    second lieutenant was coming,
[02:58] Kito
    I expected someone scary...
[03:01] Kito
    I'm glad it ended up being someone
    like you, Tachibana-san.
[03:05] Minnie
    Please feel free to call me "Minnie C."
[03:07] Minnie
    That's how my husband introduced
    me to his friends and family.
[03:12] Kito
    I'll do that, then.
[03:15] Kito
    You look wonderful in a kimono, Minnie C.
[03:18] Kito
    Do you often visit Japan?
[03:21] Minnie
    No,
[03:22] Minnie
    I first saw Mount Fuji when I flew
    over it, on my honeymoon.
[03:26] Minnie
    My husband was so excited!
[03:28] Kito
    Oh?
[03:30] Minnie
    He loved Japanese culture
    more than anything,
[03:33] Minnie
    so when I wear a kimono,
    I feel as if he's near me.
[03:45] Minnie
    Do you see it, darling?
[03:47] Minnie
    Isn't it beautiful?
[03:55] Ichijo
    Here you go.
[04:01] Sana
    This is good.
[04:03] Sana
    I want more.
[04:04] Ichijo
    I'll go buy some more.
[04:06] Ichijo
    So your name is Sana-chan?
[04:10] Sana
    Are you the lady who talked to
    me at the research facility?
[04:13] Ichijo
    No, but we have met recently.
[04:17] Ichijo
    You don't remember?
[04:20] GuyA
    Pardon me.
[04:22] GuyA
    I was asked to handle the pigs.
[04:24] Ichiro
    Right, over here.
[04:26] Sana
    What will they do with them?
[04:28] Ichijo
    They'll be cared for at a special facility.
[04:31] Ichijo
    The people will probably do a few tests,
[04:34] Ichijo
    but they won't harm the pigs at all.
[04:36] Sana
    Tests?
[04:37] Ichijo
    Yes.
[04:39] Ichijo
    They're very special pigs created
    by your power, after all.
[04:42] Sana
    You know about me?
[04:45] Ichijo
    Yes.
[04:54] Sana
    Where did this pig come from?
[04:57] Ichijo
    Huh?
[04:58] Sana
    Well, it's alive, right?
[05:01] Sana
    What would happen if I used
    my power to get rid of it?
[05:07] Ichijo
    Do you want to do that?
[05:08] Sana
    Huh?
[05:19] Zoroku
    Yeah...
[05:21] Zoroku
    You know those long cylinders
    we always use, right?
[05:25] Zoroku
    Right, I'd like nine, if possible.
[05:28] Zoroku
    Can we do that?
[05:29] Zoroku
    Great, I'll send someone
    to get them now.
[05:33] Zoroku
    Thanks.
[05:35] Naito
    Cylinders? For the flowers?
[05:37] Naito
    The things like vases?
[05:38] Zoroku
    Yeah.
[05:39] Zoroku
    Hey, Chinatsu! Ichiro!
[05:41] Chinatsu
    Yes?
[05:43] Naito
    I never knew those were
    provided by the florist.
[05:46] Naito
    I'm no expert, but can't you
    use something else?
[05:49] Zoroku
    Everything's decided through
    advance discussion.
[05:52] Zoroku
    I can't just change things like that.
[05:55] Chinatsu
    What's up?
[05:57] Zoroku
    I need you to go to Sakaki-san's place
[05:59] Zoroku
    in Kokubunji and pick up the stuff listed.
[06:01] Chinatsu
    Got it.
[06:07] Ichijo
    Take care of them, okay?
[06:09] GuyB
    Just leave them to us.
[06:16] Ichijo
    How's it going on your end?
[06:17] Noriko
    Sorry, I'm still analyzing.
[06:20] Noriko
    This ability-user has a complex signal.
[06:23] Ichijo
    Sana-chan.
[06:24] Noriko
    Hmm?
[06:25] Ichijo
    Her name is Sana-chan.
[06:28] Noriko
    Roger.
[06:29] Noriko
    I'll keep analyzing Sana-chan's pattern!
[06:33] GuyB
    When I see them like this,
    pigs are pretty cute.
[06:36] GuyB
    Huh?
[06:37] GuyA
    What's wrong?
[06:38] GuyB
    Didn't you see one that
    looked a bit different?
[06:41] GuyA
    Was there one like that?
[06:43] GuyB
    Wasn't there?
[06:47] Zoroku
    I believe you have something
    to say to me.
[06:50] Zoroku
    Well?
[06:51] Sanae
    Let's apologize together.
    Okay, Sana-chan?
[06:56] Sana
    It wasn't on purpose.
[06:59] Zoroku
    I didn't ask if it was on purpose!
[07:02] Zoroku
    Shouldn't a simple apology
    come first? Huh?
[07:05] Sanae
    L-Listen, Grandpa...
[07:07] Sanae
    Sana-chan really didn't
    do it deliberately.
[07:10] Zoroku
    I realize that!
[07:12] Zoroku
    But whether she meant any harm,
[07:15] Zoroku
    the fact is that she did this.
[07:17] Zoroku
    I told you not to use weird
    powers anymore, right?
[07:21] Zoroku
    One wrong move, and "sorry"
    isn't gonna cut it anymore!
[07:24] Sana
    Bu—
[07:25] Zoroku
    Can't you even keep a promise?
[07:28] Zoroku
    Well?
[07:29] Sana
    B-B-But...
[07:31] Sana
    But it wasn't on purpose!
[07:35] Sana
    I wanna go to the research
    facility for my...
[07:38] Zoroku
    Hey, don't cry!
[07:39] Naito
    Now, now, now, old man!
[07:41] Naito
    Don't be so touchy all the time.
[07:44] Naito
    And toward a little girl, at your age.
[07:46] Zoroku
    Huh?
[07:49] Naito
    Little girl, my name's Naito Ryu.
[07:53] Naito
    I'm this scary old man's friend.
[07:56] Naito
    Know what "Ryu" means?
    It means "dragon."
[07:59] Naito
    Pretty cool, huh?
[08:02] Zoroku
    Hey, I'm not done—
[08:03] Naito
    Now, now, now...
[08:05] Naito
    You know,
[08:06] Naito
    I'm one of the guys who've been chasing
    the baddies who held you prisoner.
[08:11] Naito
    I'm on your side!
[08:14] Naito
    So it's also our job to make
    sure that you're kept safe.
[08:19] Naito
    And on that note, I have a favor to ask.
[08:22] Sana
    What?
[08:23] Naito
    We can't know when those guys
    will try to take you away again.
[08:28] Naito
    To be sure we always
    know where you are,
[08:31] Naito
    I'd like you to wear a homing device.
[08:33] Naito
    This thing.
[08:36] Naito
    Don't like it?
[08:37] Naito
    Then, how about this one?
[08:42] Sana
    You don't seem like a bad person, so...
[08:45] Sana
    Okay.
[08:46] Sanae
    I'll put it on for you.
[08:48] Naito
    Hear that?
[08:49] Naito
    I'm not a bad guy.
[08:51] Zoroku
    She said the same about me.
[08:54] Naito
    What, really?
[08:58] Ichijo
    I guess she likes it.
[09:00] Noriko
    Yeah.
[09:03] Sanae
    It looks good on you.
[09:07] Sana
    Sanae, I'm hungry!
[09:09] Sanae
    What?
[09:10] Sanae
    Already?
[09:11] Ichijo
    Shall I send someone
    to buy something?
[09:13] Sana
    Really?
[09:15] Sana
    I want that juice from before.
[09:16] Ichijo
    Very well.
[09:17] Sanae
    Good for you, Sana-chan!
[09:19] Sana
    Yeah.
[09:20] Sana
    You want some, too?
[09:21] Sanae
    Can I? Yay!
[09:23] Sana
    Just a little bit, though.
[09:25] Sanae
    Okay!
[09:33] Kito
    Oh, you're already there?
[09:36] Kito
    Thank you for moving so fast.
[09:39] Minnie
    I'll transfer to the car for
    the mission and stand by.
[09:43] Minnie
    Ready for your order anytime.
[09:45] Kito
    Roger.
[09:46] Kito
    Wait just a bit longer.
[09:48] Kito
    I'll talk to you soon.
[10:00] Kito
    Oh? What's this?
[10:09] Cleo
    Is that lady coming here?
[10:12] Kito
    You mean Minnie C?
[10:14] Kito
    She'll be nearby, but I don't
    think she'll join us.
[10:17] Cleo
    Okay.
[10:19] Cleo
    I don't like her.
[10:21] Kito
    But I think she's very nice.
[10:23] Kito
    She's always smiling.
[10:25] Cleo
    Isn't smiling all the time
[10:27] Cleo
    the same as never smiling?
[10:31] Kito
    You're very perceptive, Kureo.
[10:35] Kito
    Ah, in Iraq?
[10:38] Herschel
    Yes, while defusing a bomb.
[10:41] Herschel
    And after her husband died,
[10:43] Herschel
    she suffered from insomnia and was
    on the verge of being discharged.
[10:47] Herschel
    But then,
[10:49] Herschel
    after dreaming that her husband's
    arms were embracing her,
[10:52] Herschel
    her condition immediately stabilized.
[10:55] Kito
    And that's when she became
    a Dream of Alice?
[10:57] Herschel
    Precisely.
[10:59] Kito
    In any case, she's an intriguing sample.
[11:03] Kito
    There have been very few cases of
    a living being turning into a card.
[11:08] Kito
    Even if it's only one part of that being.
[11:28] Joe
    Listen, Minnie C.
[11:32] Minnie
    Yes?
[11:34] Joe
    Don't laugh, okay?
[11:36] Minnie
    I wouldn't do that.
[11:39] Joe
    I think I'm happier now than
    I've ever been in my life.
[11:45] Minnie
    Yes, I am, too.
[12:04] Minnie
    No.
[12:06] Joe
    This will sound silly.
[12:08] Joe
    But I never feared death until I met you,
[12:13] Joe
    Minnie C.
[12:23] Minnie
    Darling...
[12:26] Sana
    Yum!
[12:29] Ichijo
    You have some on you.
[12:31] Sanae
    Watching you is making
    me hungry, Sana-chan!
[12:36] Sanae
    Thank you! These are for me?
[12:38] Sana
    Yeah.
[12:39] Sana
    You want any?
[12:40] Ichijo
    I'm fine, thank you.
[12:42] Naito
    Sana-chan?
[12:44] Naito
    Are you interested in becoming a member of Zoroku-san's family?
[12:48] Zoroku
    Huh?
[12:55] Zoroku
    What the hell are you saying?!
[12:58] Naito
    Now, now, now...
[13:00] Naito
    I get it. You'd have to
    make arrangements!
[13:04] Naito
    Like tableware and futons—
[13:06] Zoroku
    That's not what I'm talking about!
[13:08] Zoroku
    The agreement was to take her to a safe
    place, where she'd be cared for!
[13:11] Naito
    Yeah, but just think about it...
[13:14] Naito
    This is a kid who gets into car races
    with supernatural powers in town.
[13:17] Naito
    Who else is gonna take her in?
[13:19] Zoroku
    Just what do you think I am?!
[13:21] Naito
    Briefly,
[13:22] Naito
    I want her to have a good,
    responsible guardian.
[13:26] Naito
    I'll personally arrange bodyguards
    and everything, of course.
[13:29] Zoroku
    You'd damn well better!
[13:31] Zoroku
    What I'm saying is—
[13:32] Naito
    Besides, old man,
[13:34] Naito
    what this girl needs is a family.
[13:37] Naito
    A warm home, where she can eat
    good food and sleep safely.
[13:41] Naito
    She's never known that kind
    of ordinary happiness.
[13:45] Zoroku
    Ordinary happiness?
[13:47] Zoroku
    That doesn't sound like you.
[13:49] Zoroku
    When you talk about stuff like that,
[13:51] Zoroku
    there's always an ulterior motive!
[13:53] Naito
    I've gotta hand it to you.
[13:55] Naito
    You know me well.
[13:56] Naito
    Still, just do this for me...
[13:58] Naito
    They want her to experience a normal
    lifestyle as soon as possible.
[14:03] Zoroku
    Who does?
[14:05] Naito
    Weren't you sort of considering
    this, anyway?
[14:08] Naito
    That's how you are. I know you.
[14:14] Sanae
    Sana-chan...
[14:15] Sanae
    If you ended up living with us,
    what would you do?
[14:19] Sana
    I don't know.
[14:20] Sana
    What about you?
[14:24] Sanae
    Let's see...
[14:25] Sanae
    I think I'd be kind of happy!
[14:30] Sana
    And you, Zoroku?
[14:33] Sana
    Do you not want me in your house?
[14:36] Zoroku
    Look, before we get to that,
[14:39] Zoroku
    you still haven't said something
    important to me.
[14:42] Zoroku
    I know there's something
    you want to say first.
[14:50] Sana
    B-Bathroom!
[14:51] Zoroku
    Huh?
[14:52] Sana
    I-It's true.
[14:53] Sana
    I gotta pee!
[14:55] Sanae
    You did drink a lot of juice.
[14:57] Sanae
    It's this way.
[14:59] Sanae
    Oh, wait, Sana-chan...
[15:01] Sanae
    Your hair will get in the way like that.
[15:06] Sanae
    Can you use the bathroom by yourself?
[15:08] Sana
    Don't mock me!
[15:09] Sana
    I can do anything.
[15:13] Sanae
    Okay, you're all set.
[15:24] Kito
    If you would, Minnie C.
[15:26] Minnie
    Right.
[15:27] Sana
    A member of Zoroku's family, huh?
[15:30] Sana
    I'd live in that house, huh?
[15:33] Sana
    What should I do?
[15:36] Sana
    Oh, yeah.
[15:37] Sana
    I'll apologize to Zoroku after this.
[15:39] Sana
    Guess I have no choice!
[15:41] Sana
    I guess I have no choice!
[15:46] Sanae
    Sana-chan, are you okay?
[15:49] Sanae
    Sana-chan?
[15:51] Sanae
    Sana-chan?
[15:54] Sanae
    Sana-chan?
[15:55] Sanae
    Sana-chan!
[15:56] Noriko
    Senpai!
[15:57] Noriko
    The transmitter's moving!
[16:02] Ichijo
    Yamada, where is she?
[16:03] Noriko
    Go 300 meters, turn right,
    and go another 500 meters!
[16:08] Zoroku
    What is this?
[16:10] Ichijo
    Naito-san!
[16:11] Naito
    Did you find her?
[16:13] Ichijo
    They got us!
[16:15] Ichijo
    They rewrote the toilet's location!
[16:28] Minnie
    When she's like this, she looks
    like an ordinary child.
[16:34] Minnie
    Well done, darling.
[16:37] Minnie
    Thanks for always being there.
[16:43] Noriko
    Ichijo-senpai, I have Sana-chan's signal!
[16:46] Ichijo
    You're sure?
[16:47] Noriko
    Yes.
[16:48] Noriko
    It's really weak,
[16:49] Noriko
    but the pattern is a match.
[16:50] Ichijo
    Where?
[16:51] Noriko
    I'm sorry.
[16:52] Noriko
    The system is still unstable,
[16:55] Noriko
    so I can't pinpoint it.
[16:56] Noriko
    The GPS was for this, but now...
[17:02] Noriko
    Senpai! Her signal's gone!
[17:04] Ichijo
    Contact Naito-san.
[17:05] Ichijo
    Check all area surveillance
    cameras at once!
[17:08] Noriko
    Roger!
[17:18] Sana
    What is this?
[17:19] Sana
    What's going on?
[17:22] Minnie
    Oh? You've already perked up,
[17:25] Minnie
    Red Queen?
[17:27] Minnie
    I'm shocked.
[17:29] Minnie
    We gave you enough to knock
    out an adult for half a day.
[17:33] Minnie
    Just what kind of monster are you?
[17:38] Minnie
    Do you know who I am?
[17:41] Minnie
    I am Minnie C. Tachibana.
[17:43] Minnie
    I've come from the research
    facility to collect you.
[17:51] Sana
    What is this?
[17:53] Sana
    What's happening?
[17:54] Sana
    I can't move!
[17:55] Minnie
    Being restrained by so much strength
    that you cannot move at all
[18:00] Minnie
    is a bit exciting, isn't it?
[18:03] Minnie
    In the military, I had that experience.
[18:07] Minnie
    That won't work.
[18:08] Minnie
    Don't worry.
[18:09] Minnie
    If you just stay quiet,
[18:12] Minnie
    we will arrive soon.
[18:14] Minnie
    Let's go home together.
[18:17] Minnie
    Wonderland?
[18:20] Kito
    Yes.
[18:22] Kito
    I want to show it to you.
[18:32] Kito
    Just what are the Dreams of Alice?
[18:34] Kito
    Perhaps, rather than a
    gift from the heavens,
[18:37] Kito
    they're actually an illness or a bug
    in the workings of this world.
[18:44] Kito
    That's what some people say.
[18:47] Kito
    What do you think?
[18:49] Minnie
    Who knows?
[18:50] Minnie
    To be honest, I don't think it matters.
[18:53] Minnie
    Even if they're demons,
[18:55] Minnie
    if they can be used for a purpose,
    it's human nature to do so.
[18:59] Minnie
    That is why I've come here.
[19:02] Kito
    That's great...
[19:04] Kito
    I feel the same.
[19:11] Kito
    What I'm about to show you
    is a clue to those demons.
[19:18] Kito
    Ten years ago,
[19:20] Kito
    part of the facility underground
    was rewritten into a mess,
[19:24] Kito
    and an impossibly huge space appeared.
[19:29] Minnie
    Is that a relay antenna?
[19:31] Kito
    We tried releasing drones to
    observe the space inside.
[19:35] Kito
    But it didn't work.
[19:37] Kito
    Anything in here that she
    dislikes is destroyed.
[19:42] Minnie
    "She"?
[19:43] Kito
    It seems that she won't
    harm humans, but...
[19:49] Kito
    Hey!
[19:50] Kito
    Where are you?
[19:51] Kito
    I've brought a visitor.
[19:53] Kito
    Turn on the light.
[19:57] Kito
    I need your data in order
[19:59] Kito
    to learn what she really is, Minnie C.
[20:07] Kito
    We call her
[20:09] Kito
    the Red Queen.
[20:17] Kito
    This ridiculous spectacle
[20:20] Kito
    is an inexhaustible collection of cards
    she's created from her Mirror Gate.
[20:26] Minnie
    But for Dreams of Alice, cards are...
[20:29] Kito
    Yes, each only has one.
[20:31] Kito
    And getting the power they
    want isn't guaranteed.
[20:36] Kito
    But she is extraordinary.
[20:39] Kito
    In this Wonderland, everything she
    wishes for becomes reality.
[20:45] Kito
    Anything she can imagine
[20:48] Kito
    can come true.
[20:52] Kito
    If you could obtain this
    power for yourself,
[20:55] Kito
    what would you wish for?
[21:03] Minnie
    I...
[21:11] Minnie
    I shall explain what's happening now.
[21:15] Minnie
    Currently,
[21:16] Minnie
    you're in a vehicle moving at 100
    kph, on a road you don't know.
[21:21] Minnie
    If you were thrown outside right now,
[21:23] Minnie
    you would either crash into the ground
    or another vehicle, and you'd die.
[21:27] Minnie
    And if I apply just a bit more strength,
[21:31] Minnie
    your neck will break, and you'll die.
[21:36] Minnie
    Do you understand?
[21:37] Minnie
    Did you just imagine it now?
[21:39] Minnie
    If you struggle or disobey me,
[21:43] Minnie
    you will die.
[21:46] Minnie
    Understand?
[21:48] Joe
    Until I met you, I'd never feared death,
[21:54] Joe
    Minnie C.
[21:56] Minnie
    I would do absolutely anything
[21:59] Minnie
    to see him again,
[22:03] Minnie
    Red Queen.
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    Something Not Human.

Season 1

4 - Something Not Human

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[00:02] Naito
    I'm sorry.
[00:03] Naito
    I was careless.
[00:05] Naito
    I deployed some personnel in
    the area around this house.
[00:08] Naito
    But they struck when she
    happened to be over here.
[00:12] Naito
    That's the only thing left at the scene.
[00:14] Naito
    They took her while she
    was using the bathroom.
[00:19] Sanae
    Because I...
[00:20] Sanae
    Because I brought Sana-chan here!
[00:23] Naito
    Oh, no, no... That's not true.
[00:25] Naito
    It isn't your fault.
[00:27] Naito
    Ichijo-kun and a lady named
    "Yamada" are after them now.
[00:30] Naito
    I'm sure they'll find her soon.
[00:32] Sanae
    But... But...
[00:34] Zoroku
    Calm down.
[00:35] Zoroku
    Don't worry.
[00:37] Sanae
    Grandpa...
[00:38] Zoroku
    She'll be fine.
[00:41] Naito
    Yeah, he's right!
[00:44] Naito
    Sana-chan is valuable
    to those guys, too.
[00:47] Naito
    They won't be quick to harm her.
[00:50] Sanae
    Harm her?
[00:52] Zoroku
    Sanae...
[01:00] Minnie
    Do you understand?
[01:01] Minnie
    Did you just imagine it now?
[01:05] Minnie
    If you struggle or disobey me,
[01:08] Minnie
    you will die.
[01:11] Minnie
    I would do absolutely anything
[01:13] Minnie
    to see him again.
SIGN    Something Not Human
[02:57] Cleo
    What does everyone like
    about such a noisy place?
[03:04] Kito
    I'm back.
[03:05] Cleo
    I want to go home and
    play video games.
[03:07] Cleo
    We're done here, right?
[03:08] Kito
    Yes.
[03:09] Kito
    We can leave the rest to Minnie C.
[03:12] Kito
    I'm sure she'll bring
    the Red Queen home.
[03:15] Kito
    You all did great.
[03:18] Kito
    If you get hungry before we get
    there, you can have that—
[03:21] Cleo
    I don't want it.
[03:23] Cleo
    I'm sick of sweet stuff.
[03:26] Yonaga
    When this is over, everything will
    be back to normal, right?
[03:29] Yonaga
    We'll be with Sa-chan again.
[03:31] Asahi
    Yes.
[03:33] Asahi
    That's right.
[03:43] Minnie
    Honestly, you disappoint me.
[03:46] Minnie
    You once commanded the
    principles of space itself.
[03:49] Minnie
    If this is all you can do outside,
[03:51] Minnie
    you really are no more than a child.
[03:54] Minnie
    You acquired a body,
[03:56] Minnie
    learned language,
[03:57] Minnie
    and gained emotions...
[03:59] Minnie
    Only to flee to the outside world
    and pretend to be human.
[04:03] Minnie
    See?
[04:04] Minnie
    It was so easy to render
    you motionless.
[04:09] Sana
    Pretend to be human?
[04:11] Sana
    What is she talking about?
[04:13] Minnie
    Or could it be...
[04:15] Minnie
    Do you actually think you're human,
[04:20] Minnie
    Red Queen?
[04:23] Naito
    Why are they after that girl?
[04:26] Zoroku
    I called you because I thought you
[04:28] Zoroku
    could do something about the abuse
    she's apparently endured.
[04:31] Zoroku
    But it looks like you guys are
    working on something bigger.
[04:37] Naito
    That's a state secret.
[04:39] Zoroku
    Huh?
[04:40] Naito
    Kidding, kidding!
[04:41] Naito
    A joke.
[04:42] Naito
    This is just something of
    a territorial dispute...
[04:45] Naito
    In the government, two people
    have two differing opinions.
[04:50] Naito
    I'm basically one of those people's dog.
[04:53] Zoroku
    Say it so I can understand.
[04:55] Zoroku
    Just what kind of little girl is she?
[04:59] Naito
    To be honest, I'm not
    sure you'll believe me.
[05:03] Naito
    But Sana-chan, most likely,
[05:05] Naito
    isn't a human like you and me.
[05:08] Both
    Huh?
[05:10] Minnie
    You are not human.
[05:13] Minnie
    In fact...
[05:15] Minnie
    Thirteen years ago,
[05:16] Minnie
    when you first appeared beneath
    the research facility,
[05:19] Minnie
    you couldn't even be
    called a living thing.
[05:23] Minnie
    You were a mere phenomenon that could
    randomly read thoughts and reactions
[05:28] Minnie
    of living things around you,
    and make them real.
[05:31] Minnie
    Your appearance,
[05:33] Minnie
    ego, emotions, and words you learned
[05:36] Minnie
    were all cards that an ownerless Mirror Gate
[05:38] Minnie
    created by copying those
    things from humans.
[05:42] Minnie
    Have you forgotten that?
[05:43] Sana
    That's a lie.
[05:44] Sana
    I'm Sana, and I'm right here!
[05:47] Minnie
    That is why you must not leave
    the research facility.
[05:51] Minnie
    Living in the outside world
    is impossible for you.
[05:54] Minnie
    If there is a place for you in the world,
[05:56] Minnie
    it's at Wonderland and nowhere else.
[05:59] Minnie
    Now, let us return to where you belong.
[06:04] Naito
    That girl's power is called
    a "Dream of Alice."
[06:08] Naito
    And it's said that soon, many more
    people will have such powers.
[06:14] Naito
    This may all sound preposterous.
[06:16] Naito
    But it flips our senses of vitality
    and ethics totally upside-down.
[06:21] Naito
    Can our society accept beings like her?
[06:26] Naito
    We'll soon be facing that issue head-on.
[06:29] Naito
    Frankly, we think it's possible.
[06:32] Naito
    But the other side doesn't agree...
[06:35] Naito
    Do you understand now?
[06:38] Zoroku
    More or less.
[06:40] Naito
    We'd been employing various tactics
    beneath the surface already.
[06:44] Naito
    And then we learned the girl we'd been
    watching had wound up with you.
[06:49] Naito
    So I thought I'd make use
    of that little godsend.
[06:53] Zoroku
    Make use of it?
[06:55] Naito
    Yep, to determine whether humans
    can coexist with Sana-chan.
[07:00] Naito
    Well, I guess that's an exaggeration.
[07:02] Zoroku
    You've always been the type who doesn't
    consider the trouble you cause others.
[07:07] Naito
    Sorry.
[07:09] Zoroku
    I'll air my complaints later.
[07:11] Zoroku
    After that girl comes back home.
[07:14] Zoroku
    Sanae, can you continue
    to get along with her?
[07:17] Sanae
    Huh?
[07:18] Sanae
    Y-Yeah.
[07:19] Zoroku
    All right.
[07:21] Zoroku
    Then the girl can—
[07:22] Sanae
    U-Um, that's fine, but...
[07:26] Sanae
    Grandpa, I wish you wouldn't just
    make decisions about everything
[07:31] Sanae
    on your own like that.
[07:34] Sanae
    When I heard that Sana-chan
    was at our house,
[07:38] Sanae
    I was so surprised.
[07:42] Sanae
    I mean, it's fine, but...
[07:43] Sanae
    But you tend to be that
    way sometimes.
[07:48] Zoroku
    Do I?
[07:50] Sanae
    Please value your family more!
[07:53] Sanae
    Please talk to me more!
[07:57] Sanae
    If we're going to be a family of
    three, it's all the more reason.
[08:04] Sanae
    I'm done.
[08:05] Zoroku
    Okay...
[08:07] Zoroku
    Got it.
[08:08] Sanae
    Okay.
[08:09] Sanae
    I'm glad, then.
[08:14] Minnie
    Now, then. Our little chat is over.
[08:16] Minnie
    I'll need you to be quiet for a bit longer.
[08:20] Sana
    I'm not human?
[08:23] Sana
    That's why I wasn't to go
    to the outside world?
[08:26] Sana
    Am I...
[08:27] Sana
    Am I not allowed to go anywhere?
[08:30] Sana
    Because I'm a monster?
[08:32] Sana
    I don't...
[08:34] Sana
    I don't
[08:36] Sana
    want that!
[08:37] Minnie
    This will just slow your body down,
[08:39] Minnie
    to make your brain stop working.
[08:42] Minnie
    When you're completely unconscious,
    you're more dangerous.
[08:49] Minnie
    Filthy...
[08:59] FutureSana
    Oh, you've come here?
[09:02] FutureSana
    It's sort of against the rules
    for you to talk to me.
[09:06] Sana
    I feel like I know you.
[09:08] Sana
    Who are you?
[09:09] FutureSana
    Me?
[09:11] FutureSana
    Well... let's see.
[09:13] FutureSana
    I'm a really cool lady you don't know.
[09:16] Sana
    Huh?
[09:17] Sana
    When I was at the research
    facility, did you talk to me?
[09:22] FutureSana
    Well, in time, you'll find out.
[09:25] Sana
    Flat.
[09:26] FutureSana
    Huh?
[09:27] Sana
    You're an adult, but Sanae has
    bigger breasts than you.
[09:31] FutureSana
    You'd better not forget you said that.
[09:33] FutureSana
    I'll knock you for a loop later.
[09:37] Sana
    Hey...
[09:39] Sana
    I may not be human.
[09:42] Sana
    I may be a monster.
[09:44] FutureSana
    Most people don't know
    what they really are.
[09:49] FutureSana
    I'm still searching for that myself.
[09:52] FutureSana
    I shouldn't tell you this.
[09:55] FutureSana
    But I was very lucky.
[09:59] FutureSana
    I had people around me who
    knew things I didn't.
[10:03] FutureSana
    I'm sure you do, too.
[10:05] FutureSana
    You should try calling
    that person's name.
[10:13] Zoroku
    Hey, did you just hear something?
[10:16] Naito
    Wait! Look above you. Above.
[10:18] Zoroku
    Huh?
[10:20] Zoroku
    The hell is that?
[10:22] Sanae
    That's Sana-chan's.
[10:26] Sanae
    Grandpa!
[10:27] Sanae
    Please save Sana-chan!
[10:29] Zoroku
    Huh?
[10:31] Sana
    Zo... roku.
[10:37] Minnie
    Huh?
[10:51] Zoroku
    Hey!
[10:54] Zoroku
    Sana...
[10:55] Zoroku
    Sana, you okay?
[10:57] Zoroku
    Can you hear me?
[10:58] Sana
    That's...
[11:00] Sana
    That's the first time
    he's called me "Sana."
[11:02] Zoroku
    Hey, are you the one
[11:04] Zoroku
    who's been cruel to this little girl?
[11:07] Minnie
    Honestly, Red Queen,
[11:10] Minnie
    all you do is cause—
[11:11] Zoroku
    You demon...
[11:13] Zoroku
    I'm not joking here!
[11:15] Zoroku
    I hate crooked stuff!
[11:20] Minnie
    Just who are you?
[11:22] Zoroku
    I'm a florist.
[11:24] Zoroku
    I'm not too strong,
    but I won't be outdone.
[11:28] Zoroku
    Sana!
[11:29] Zoroku
    Where's your energy from earlier?
[11:31] Zoroku
    Can't you do anything,
    just by thinking about it?
[11:34] Zoroku
    So don't just stay here like this!
[11:40] Zoroku
    Sana...
[11:42] Zoroku
    Get back home right now!
[11:44] Zoroku
    That creepy guy, Naito,
    is gonna save you.
[11:50] Zoroku
    Don't worry about me.
[11:52] Zoroku
    Just...
[11:54] Zoroku
    Get going, now!
[11:55] Minnie
    Would you please be quiet?
[11:57] Zoroku
    You—
[12:04] Zoroku
    Sana!
[12:06] Zoroku
    Damn you!
[12:13] Minnie
    Red Queen, if you try to act
    on your own again,
[12:17] Minnie
    something even worse will happen.
[12:20] Minnie
    Next time, to him.
[12:22] Zoroku
    Sana!
[12:23] Minnie
    Understand?
[12:24] Minnie
    I am serious.
[12:26] Zoroku
    Sana. Sana...
[12:28] Zoroku
    Sana!
[12:29] Sana
    No.
[12:30] Sana
    No more...
[12:31] Sana
    Why did it come to this?
[12:34] Sana
    Because I'm not human?
[12:37] Sana
    Because I pretended to be human when
    I'm not, and I called Zoroku here?
[12:42] Sana
    Or because Zoroku and I...
[12:47] Sana
    I see...
[12:48] Sana
    I get it.
[13:05] Sana
    That's enough.
[13:08] Sana
    I get it now.
[13:10] Sana
    So don't do anything bad to Zoroku.
[13:15] Zoroku
    Sana!
[13:16] Zoroku
    Hey!
[13:16] Minnie
    Her energy finally ran out.
[13:18] Zoroku
    Sana...
[13:19] Zoroku
    Is your wound okay?
[13:23] Minnie
    She truly is amazing.
[13:25] Minnie
    While making her wound disappear,
[13:28] Minnie
    she actually rewrote parts
    of her situation.
[13:34] Noriko
    I've located Sana-chan!
[13:36] Noriko
    She's headed toward Oi Futo on the
    Shuto Expressway Bayshore Route!
[13:39] Naito
    Got it.
[13:40] Naito
    I'll ask an acquaintance in Port Authority
    if he's seen anyone strange leaving Oi.
[13:46] Naito
    Ichijo-kun, did you hear that?
[13:47] Ichijo
    Yes!
[13:48] Ichijo
    I'll head there, too!
[13:50] Naito
    Thanks.
[13:51] Naito
    So there you go.
[13:52] Naito
    Nothing to worry about anymore.
[13:54] Sanae
    O-Okay...
[13:56] Naito
    I'm heading out for a bit.
[13:58] Naito
    You should go home, Sanae-chan.
[14:00] Naito
    I'll get someone to take you.
[14:03] Naito
    Wait here.
[14:20] Sanae
    Um...
[14:21] Sanae
    Could you take me with you?
[14:34] Sana
    I'm sorry, Zoroku.
[14:36] Sana
    I... really am... a monster.
[14:41] Sana
    I'm sorry.
[14:42] Sana
    I'm so sorry, Zoroku.
[14:45] Zoroku
    Don't worry about it.
[14:46] Zoroku
    I'm used to it.
[14:49] Sana
    I'm sorry!
[14:52] Minnie
    Kashimura Zoroku-san, age 72.
[14:56] Minnie
    Owner of the flower shop
    Kashimura Floral.
[14:59] Minnie
    Your family consists of a granddaughter,
    a high school second-year.
[15:04] Zoroku
    You know everything about me, huh?
[15:07] Minnie
    I'd appreciate it if you would quietly
    accompany us for a while.
[15:11] Zoroku
    Who are you, anyway?
[15:14] Minnie
    I am Miriam C. Tachibana.
[15:17] Minnie
    I'm working with a certain state project
[15:19] Minnie
    that involves the Japanese
    and American governments.
[15:23] Zoroku
    What they call "Dreams of Alice," right?
[15:25] Minnie
    Oh, you know of them?
[15:27] Minnie
    Our goal is to research
    the Dreams of Alice
[15:30] Minnie
    and artificially reproduce their powers.
[15:33] Minnie
    And in the end, we'll build a new
    energy system based upon it.
[15:38] Minnie
    You could say this is a project
    to benefit humanity.
[15:41] Zoroku
    You don't mind keeping this
    child locked up for life,
[15:44] Zoroku
    dissecting her or anything else,
[15:46] Zoroku
    as long as it's "to benefit humanity"?
[15:50] Minnie
    You like sci-fi movies?
[15:53] Minnie
    We will not dissect her.
[15:55] Minnie
    However...
[15:57] Minnie
    She is not a human, let alone a child.
[16:02] Minnie
    The Red Queen is an
[16:04] Minnie
    unknown phenomenon, born when an
    unidentified being mimicked humans.
[16:09] Zoroku
    Hmph!
[16:10] Zoroku
    Makes no sense to me.
[16:11] Zoroku
    She looks like an ordinary little girl.
[16:14] Minnie
    What if a weapon of mass destruction
    adopted an artificial personality,
[16:17] Minnie
    taking the form of a young girl?
[16:20] Minnie
    What would you think about that?
[16:23] Zoroku
    Huh?
[16:24] Minnie
    Such a monster is attempting
[16:25] Minnie
    to mingle in our society, in disguise.
[16:29] Zoroku
    Hey...
[16:30] Minnie
    Kashimura-san, since meeting her,
[16:33] Minnie
    have you or your granddaughter
    been in mortal danger?
[16:36] Zoroku
    Don't listen to a word she says!
[16:39] Zoroku
    Hey, everything you're saying is—
[16:41] Sana
    That's enough.
[16:43] Sana
    That's enough, Zoroku...
[16:46] Sana
    I think it's true that I'm a monster!
[16:50] Sana
    There are lots of things I
    thought were strange.
[16:52] Zoroku
    Hey.
[16:53] Sana
    I'm a monster.
[16:55] Sana
    If you find out what I really am,
    I'm sure you'll hate me, too.
[17:00] Sana
    M-Maybe you already hate me now.
[17:05] Sana
    I don't want you or Sanae
[17:07] Sana
    to go through any more
    trouble because of me.
[17:11] Zoroku
    Hey, Sana...
[17:12] Sana
    If it was all because I
    wanted to be human,
[17:16] Sana
    then you don't... need me around.
[17:20] Sana
    I'm sorry, Zoroku.
[17:22] Sana
    I'll go back to the research facility.
[17:25] Sana
    Thank you...
[17:27] Sana
    The food was delicious!
[17:36] Noriko
    Yes!
[17:36] Noriko
    I'm taking a helicopter there!
[17:38] Noriko
    You?
[17:39] Ichijo
    I'll go on my own.
[17:40] Ichijo
    That'll be faster.
[17:43] Noriko
    Senpai, you're so awesome!
[17:48] Naito
    I found out which boat they're on.
[17:51] Naito
    Ichijo-kun will save them in no time.
[17:53] Sanae
    O-Okay.
[17:55] Naito
    It'll be fine, really.
[17:56] Naito
    Right now, I bet your grandpa's
    lecturing the kidnapper.
[18:00] Naito
    He's saying, "I hate crooked stuff!"
[18:10] Sanae
    Back then...
[18:12] Zoroku
    What're you making?
[18:14] Sanae
    They're graves.
[18:18] Sanae
    I don't clearly remember
[18:22] Sanae
    what Grandpa said to me then.
[18:24] Sanae
    But...
[18:27] Sanae
    Earlier, when he said that Sana-chan
    might become part of our family,
[18:32] Sanae
    I had a really strange feeling,
    like something
[18:37] Sanae
    tightening in my chest.
[18:40] Sanae
    And...
[18:45] Sanae
    I think that it made me
    remember a little bit.
[18:48] Sanae
    What Grandpa told me back then,
[18:52] Sanae
    at the time of my parents' funeral.
[18:55] Sanae
    And how much his words saved me.
[18:58] Zoroku
    Listen... Sana.
[19:01] Zoroku
    Even if you aren't human, so what?
[19:05] Zoroku
    Don't say such dumb things.
[19:11] Zoroku
    Just come home with me now, Sana.
[19:16] Zoroku
    You said your name's Miriam-san?
[19:19] Zoroku
    You said this girl isn't human.
[19:23] Zoroku
    Then, let me ask...
[19:24] Zoroku
    What is a human?
[19:26] Zoroku
    You shot a child, without a
    thought. Are you human?
[19:30] Minnie
    That is not the issue here.
[19:33] Zoroku
    You're right that this girl's dangerous.
[19:35] Zoroku
    The moment I take my eyes off her,
    she's causing a commotion.
[19:39] Zoroku
    At best, she's a nuisance.
[19:41] Zoroku
    But everyone does those things.
[19:45] Zoroku
    As long as you see the problem
    and improve, it's fine.
[19:49] Zoroku
    That's all there is to it.
[19:50] Zoroku
    Not to mention,
[19:52] Zoroku
    she's happy when she has good food.
[19:55] Zoroku
    In her own clumsy way,
    she worries about others.
[19:57] Zoroku
    And she even gauges others' moods.
[19:59] Zoroku
    Even when she's caused trouble,
[20:01] Zoroku
    she's never done anything
    with malicious intent.
[20:05] Zoroku
    That's who Sana is.
[20:07] Zoroku
    She's got a heart.
[20:09] Minnie
    As I was saying, the issue here
    is not such a personal matter.
[20:13] Minnie
    You aren't in any position
    to do anything with her—
[20:17] Zoroku
    Listen when your elders speak!
[20:19] Zoroku
    All of us, no matter who,
    are imperfect somehow.
[20:23] Zoroku
    There are things we can't know
    or do on our own,
[20:26] Zoroku
    so we lean on each other to get by.
[20:30] Zoroku
    Isn't that true for you, too?
[20:33] Zoroku
    Look, even if this girl is some
    kind of alien, like you say,
[20:38] Zoroku
    is that really a problem?
[20:41] Zoroku
    You honestly don't think
    coexistence is possible?
[20:48] Sana
    H-Hey, Zoroku...
[20:50] Sana
    What are you saying?
[20:51] Sana
    I'm not human, you know.
[20:54] Sana
    I'll cause a lot of trouble for you.
[20:57] Sana
    For Sanae, too.
[21:00] Zoroku
    So what?
[21:02] Zoroku
    No matter what you are,
[21:03] Zoroku
    in tough times, you should
    be with others.
[21:08] Zoroku
    Don't force yourself, Sana.
[21:11] Zoroku
    In any case, I have no reason to send
    you away with these violent fools!
[21:18] Zoroku
    You left because you wanted to
    see what was outside, right?
[21:22] Zoroku
    Then do that.
[21:23] Zoroku
    Don't go back on your word.
[21:25] Zoroku
    I hate crooked stuff, you know.
[21:37] Sana
    Y-You must be an idiot!
[21:39] Zoroku
    I see.
[21:49] Ichijo
    Sorry I'm late.
[21:52] Ichijo
    I'm here to save you.
[21:55] Ichijo
    I'm Cabinet Information Research Office
    Secret Service agent Ichijo Shizuku.
[22:00] Ichijo
    We'll be taking you two with us!
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    A Home to Return to.

Season 1

5 - A Home to Return to

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[00:03] Sana
    What are you saying?
[00:05] Sana
    I'm not human, you know.
[00:08] Sana
    I'll cause a lot of trouble for you.
[00:11] Sana
    For Sanae, too.
[00:12] Zoroku
    So what?
[00:14] Zoroku
    No matter what you are,
[00:16] Zoroku
    in tough times, you should
    be with others.
[00:20] Zoroku
    You left because you wanted to
    see what was outside, right?
[00:24] Zoroku
    Then do that.
[00:26] Zoroku
    Don't go back on your word.
[00:28] Zoroku
    I hate crooked stuff, you know.
[00:39] Sana
    Y-You must be an idiot!
[00:42] Zoroku
    I see.
[00:56] Ichijo
    Sorry I'm late.
[00:59] Ichijo
    I'm here to save you.
[01:01] Ichijo
    I'm Cabinet Information Research Office
    Secret Service agent Ichijo Shizuku.
[01:07] Ichijo
    We'll be taking you two with us!
SIGN    A Home to Return to
[02:52] Waitress
    Um, I will now read back your order.
[02:56] Waitress
    Three stewed Hamburg steak B meals,
[02:58] Waitress
    four mozzarella pizzas,
    two mushroom risottos,
[03:02] Waitress
    three herb and chicken salads,
    and three orders of focaccia.
[03:05] Waitress
    Is that correct?
[03:06] Kito
    Yes, and the drink bar for four, please.
[03:10] Waitress
    Drink bar for four.
[03:11] Waitress
    Thank you very much.
[03:14] Kito
    Yes?
[03:16] Kito
    What?
[03:18] Guy
    Yes, the container holding the
    Red Queen has been stolen.
[03:23] Guy
    I believe the thief possessed
    a Dream of Alice.
[03:26] Kito
    Surely not from before.
[03:31] Ichijo
    I strongly suggest that you retreat,
[03:34] Ichijo
    former Second Lieutenant
    Minnie C. Tachibana.
[03:44] Minnie
    I won't let you have her.
[03:46] Minnie
    The Red Queen is my last...
[03:49] Ichijo
    Operation 3-1.
[03:56] Ichijo
    #590, operation 1-8.
[04:01] Minnie
    Different types of cards?!
[04:07] Ichijo
    #51!
[04:10] Ichijo
    #15!
[04:26] Ichijo
    For now, that should stop them.
[04:29] Ichijo
    Is either one of you hurt?
[04:39] Noriko
    You are just the best, Ichijo-senpai!
[04:41] Noriko
    God, you're so awesome...
[04:44] Noriko
    I wish I could've seen you kicking
    ass from down below!
SIGN    Voice
[04:49] Ichijo
    Quiet, Yamada.
[04:50] Ichijo
    What's happening around us?
[04:51] Noriko
    Oh, right.
[04:53] Noriko
    No sign of the enemy within one
    kilometer of the target ship.
[04:56] Noriko
    The Mirror Gate is still responding.
    Please be careful.
[05:00] Noriko
    Just count on Yamada Noriko's special
SIGN    Voice
[05:02] Noriko
    new and improved, pan-global,
    Ichijo-detection system!
[05:06] Ichijo
    Not necessary.
[05:07] Naito
    The annoying girl is Yamada,
[05:09] Naito
    the team director of technology.
[05:11] Naito
    I don't understand it all, but...
[05:13] Naito
    She takes base station data
    from geostationary satellites
[05:17] Naito
    and cell phones to form a system
    that locates Dreams of Alice,
[05:21] Naito
    or more specifically, Ichijo-kun...
[05:22] Ichijo
    Really, she's just my stalker.
[05:25] Sanae
    Sta...
[05:26] Ichijo
    She always shows up at my
    destinations before I do.
[05:29] Ichijo
    At first, I wondered whose
    agent she was.
[05:31] Noriko
    How rude!
[05:31] Noriko
    Call me your unwelcome little sister.
[05:34] Noriko
    Or at least your fan!
[05:35] Naito
    She's the best hacker around,
[05:38] Naito
    but she's also like this.
[05:41] Noriko
    It did take a while to enable it to
    detect anyone other than senpai,
[05:46] Noriko
    so locating the escort was delayed.
[05:48] Ichijo
    Sana-chan, I'm sorry you went
    through something so scary.
[05:53] Ichijo
    Now, let's go home.
[05:56] Noriko
    Senpai! Incoming!
[05:59] Ichijo
    #12!
[06:03] Ichijo
    Operation 3-6.
[06:05] Ichijo
    #21.
[06:09] Ichijo
    They can turn invisible,
    just as our intel said.
[06:12] Ichijo
    Both of you, stay behind me.
[06:24] Ichijo
    #576 through #580.
[06:27] Ichijo
    Operation 2-4. Add paralysis attribute.
[06:31] Minnie
    I remember now.
[06:33] Minnie
    The day of the typhoon, you were
    the one who got in my way.
[06:41] Minnie
    Just what are you?
[06:43] Minnie
    How are you able to use
    so many types of cards?
[06:46] Minnie
    Everyone should be restricted to one.
[06:50] Ichijo
    Perhaps it's just talent?
[06:55] Minnie
    But... But this is all I have!
[07:04] Ichijo
    #12!
[07:11] Minnie
    Darling,
[07:12] Minnie
    please lend me just a bit more strength.
[07:30] Ichijo
    Yamada!
[07:30] Noriko
    Y-Yes, Senpai!
[07:32] Ichijo
    Don't bring the helicopter any closer.
[07:34] Ichijo
    Stand by overhead!
[07:37] Ichijo
    Get too close, and you'll
    be knocked down.
SIGN    Voice
[07:58] Ichijo
    Sana-chan...
[08:00] Ichijo
    Can you hear me? This is Ichijo.
[08:02] Sana
    Oh...
[08:04] Ichijo
    Take this. #66.
[08:07] Ichijo
    Use that to replenish your energy.
SIGN    Voice
[08:10] Sana
    What is this?
[08:12] Ichijo
    It's candy.
[08:13] Ichijo
    It's very sweet, so eat it slowly.
[08:15] Ichijo
    There's water, too.
[08:17] Ichijo
    I'm going to find a way
    to stop that woman.
[08:20] Ichijo
    When you get your powers back,
[08:22] Ichijo
    take Kashimura-san and escape.
[08:26] Ichijo
    Do you remember the helicopter
    that was above?
SIGN    Voice
[08:29] Ichijo
    If you can reach it, the scary people
    won't follow anymore.
[08:32] Ichijo
    You'll win, Sana-chan!
[08:36] Sana
    Okay, got it.
[08:37] Zoroku
    Hey...
[08:38] Sana
    It'll be okay.
[08:40] Sana
    You said it'll be okay, so it'll be okay.
[08:45] Zoroku
    I see.
[08:46] Sana
    Someday, I'll be the one to save you!
[08:53] Sana
    H-Hey, I can't open this.
[08:56] Sana
    You open it.
[09:07] Noriko
    At eight o'clock!
[09:08] Noriko
    No... ten o'clock...
[09:10] Noriko
    The second row of containers!
[09:11] Noriko
    No, wait...
[09:12] Noriko
    Um, um...
SIGN    Voice
[09:15] Ichijo
    Calm down, Yamada.
[09:16] Noriko
    I'm sorry, but there's still
    a large margin of error.
[09:19] Noriko
    I know!
[09:20] Noriko
    If I tell myself you're the target,
[09:22] Noriko
    my motivation and accuracy
    will exponentially increase!
[09:24] Ichijo
    That's enough of that!
[09:25] Ichijo
    #381!
[09:30] Ichijo
    She stays hidden, while the invisible
    arms strike with precision.
[09:34] Ichijo
    Where is she?
[09:39] Noriko
    Senpai!
[09:44] Ichijo
    Yamada... Where is she?
[09:46] Noriko
    Oh, right!
[09:49] Noriko
    Stay calm...
[09:50] Noriko
    Stay calm...
[09:54] Noriko
    I found her!
[09:56] Noriko
    At three o'clock, the seventh
    row of containers!
[09:58] Noriko
    I'm such a genius!
[10:07] Minnie
    This is the end.
[10:11] Ichijo
    I really don't like it
[10:14] Ichijo
    when I have to get serious.
[10:32] Ichijo
    #1!
[10:35] Noriko
    There it is!
[10:37] Noriko
    #1!
[10:41] Noriko
    #2.
[10:43] Noriko
    #3.
[10:48] Ichijo
    I hate using the single digits.
[10:52] Ichijo
    I can't pull punches with them.
[10:54] Minnie
    Just what are you?!
[10:58] Witch
    All right!
[10:59] Witch
    Let's do it!
[11:05] Witch
    #12.
[11:06] Witch
    Operation 1-8.
[11:47] Minnie
    Stay out of
[11:49] Minnie
    our way!
[11:58] Ichijo
    Didn't I tell you...
[12:05] Ichijo
    I can't pull punches.
[12:21] Ichijo
    Former Second Lieutenant
    Minnie C. Tachibana,
[12:24] Ichijo
    you are under immediate arrest
[12:26] Ichijo
    for abduction of a minor,
    assault, and bodily harm.
[12:33] Ichijo
    This is a magic storeroom that
    some maid in an anime used.
[12:39] Ichijo
    It showed up one night, after I'd
    fallen asleep with the TV on.
[12:44] Ichijo
    666 weapons and 13 grimoires
    are stored inside.
[12:49] Ichijo
    I'm basically a human weapon.
[12:51] Ichijo
    Ridiculous, isn't it?
[12:54] Ichijo
    I don't believe
[12:56] Ichijo
    these are things that appear for the
    purpose of granting our wishes.
[13:04] Minnie
    Out of energy...
[13:19] Minnie
    How long have I been alone?
[13:25] Minnie
    Long ago, I realized that the
    gears had slipped off-track.
[13:29] Minnie
    But still, I am unable to stop.
[13:33] Minnie
    What am I to do?
[13:35] Minnie
    To think that I must... go on living.
[13:40] Minnie
    Tomorrow, the next day, and beyond.
[13:45] Minnie
    I am sorry, darling...
[13:48] Minnie
    I'm sorry that I am still alive.
[13:54] Minnie
    I'm sorry!
[14:14] Sana
    Hey, Zoroku.
[14:17] Zoroku
    What?
[14:19] Sana
    I think I'm going to cause
    more trouble for people,
[14:24] Sana
    just by existing in the outside world.
[14:26] Sana
    Even if I don't, I'll probably
    still make lots of mistakes.
[14:31] Sana
    I don't know why I was made this way,
[14:36] Sana
    in this form,
[14:39] Sana
    but someone made me.
[14:41] Sana
    Within this world,
[14:43] Sana
    someone wanted me to do
    something in human form.
[14:50] Sana
    You know, Zoroku...
[14:53] Sana
    I want to be human!
[14:59] Sana
    Or if not human, I want to
    be something more real.
[15:03] Sana
    I don't know how to say it, but...
[15:05] Sana
    I want to know lots more!
[15:07] Sana
    About humans, about you and Sanae,
[15:11] Sana
    and about how much there
    is to this world.
[15:14] Sana
    I want to eat lots of delicious things!
[15:17] Sana
    By doing that, I want to become
    something more real.
[15:21] Sana
    And one day, I want to find
    out why I was made,
[15:24] Sana
    and why I'm not human—
[15:28] Sana
    I'm hungry.
[15:31] Zoroku
    Someday, you'll understand it all.
[15:34] Sana
    Yeah.
[15:49] Sana
    And my hair...
[15:51] Sana
    I can do it myself, but I want
    Sanae to do it for me.
[15:54] Zoroku
    Ask her when we get back.
[15:57] Sana
    Yeah!
[16:16] Zoroku
    That's a nice view...
[16:18] Zoroku
    Pretty amazing.
[16:20] Sana
    Isn't it?
[16:21] Sana
    I can do anything!
[16:46] Waitress
    Thank you very much.
[16:47] Kito
    Yes, that's right.
[16:49] Kito
    The situation's changed.
[16:50] Kito
    Dispose of all the Dreams of Alice data.
[16:53] Kito
    And until you hear from me again...
[16:55] Guy
    Kito Koichi-san, correct?
[16:58] Kito
    That's right.
[16:59] Guy
    Oh, pardon me...
[17:01] Guy
    I'm with the Yotsuya police.
[17:08] Naito
    I'm really sorry about this, old man.
[17:11] Naito
    Given the commotion this
    ended up involving,
[17:14] Naito
    life will probably be noisy for a while.
[17:17] Naito
    You might as well give up.
[17:19] Zoroku
    Hmph!
[17:21] Naito
    Well, on that note.
[17:23] Naito
    Where are you now?
[17:26] Zoroku
    I don't know.
[17:28] Zoroku
    I'm in the sky.
SIGN    Voice
[17:31] Naito
    Well, that's fine.
[17:33] Naito
    Just try not to let people see
    you or take pictures.
[17:35] Naito
    It'd make my life hell.
[17:37] Zoroku
    Hear that, Sana?
[17:39] Sana
    B-But it wasn't me...
[17:41] Sana
    This wasn't on purpose!
[17:43] Zoroku
    Every now and then, I guess it's fine.
[17:45] Zoroku
    Not every day you get to
    fly around in the sky.
[17:49] Naito
    What the hell?
[17:50] Naito
    It grosses me out when
    you're in a good mood.
[17:53] Zoroku
    Does it?
[17:54] Zoroku
    Well, it happens sometimes.
SIGN    Voice
[17:56] Zoroku
    After all, I got another
    granddaughter today.
[17:59] Zoroku
    Sanae will be happy, too.
[18:03] Sanae
    You idiot!
[18:07] Sana
    H-Hey, Zoroku.
[18:11] Sana
    Um...
[18:13] Sana
    I'm sorry I knocked over those vases today.
[18:17] Zoroku
    You should say those things sooner.
[18:20] Sana
    Okay.
[18:23] Zoroku
    Let's go home.
[18:28] Sana
    Yeah.
[18:38] Sanae
    And that was how our family
    gained a new member today.
SIGN    Authorized Personnel Only Past This Point
[18:47] Sanae
    Ichijo-san and the others said
[18:49] Sanae
    the scary organization that had
    held Sana-chan prisoner
[18:53] Sanae
    was dismantled shortly after that.
[18:57] Sanae
    And after the incident,
[18:59] Sanae
    the people opposing Naito-san
    and his team quieted down.
[19:03] Sanae
    Grandpa complained
[19:05] Sanae
    that the way Naito-san had
    used him disgusted him.
[19:10] Sanae
    The military lady who took Sana-chan
[19:13] Sanae
    returned to her own country due to a...
[19:16] Sanae
    protection agreement or something?
[20:12] Sana
    Oh, welcome back, Sanae.
[20:14] Sanae
    Thanks, Sana-chan.
[20:20] Sanae
    Going to water the flowers?
[20:22] Sane
    Yep, that's my job.
[20:25] Sana
    When the soil's dry, give them water.
[20:31] Sana
    Looks like you don't need
    water too badly today.
[20:34] Sana
    That's because it rained a
    little bit yesterday.
[20:40] Sana
    I see!
[20:42] Sanae
    She's so cute!
[20:46] Sana
    Prune the wilted blossoms...
[20:53] Sana
    There.
[20:59] Sana
    This looks great!
[21:00] Sanae
    Okay, let's eat.
[21:02] Sana
    Yeah.
[21:03] Sanae
    By the way... Lately, you seem
    to have more stamina, huh?
[21:07] Sanae
    Let's all go somewhere to play soon.
[21:11] Sana
    Okay!
[21:12] Sana
    What's "play"?
[21:13] Sana
    Where are we going?
[21:14] Sanae
    Maybe a theme park or a zoo!
[21:17] Sanae
    I bet you've never been to a zoo, right?
[21:21] Sanae
    Or an aquarium...
[21:24] Sana
    Aqua... What is that?
[21:27] Sanae
    Or a hot spring.
[21:29] Sana
    Hot spring?
[21:29] Sana
    What's a hot spring?
[21:30] Sanae
    Oh, hot springs are great.
[21:33] Sanae
    They're paradise!
[21:35] Sana
    Paradise?
[21:36] Sana
    Is that amazing?
[21:37] Zoroku
    For now, let's just eat.
[21:43] All
    Time to eat.
[21:44] Sana
    Time to eat!
[21:47] Naito
    Sounds like they're having a great time.
[21:49] Ichijo
    It sure does.
[21:52] Naito
    So peaceful.
[21:54] Naito
    Little to do...
[21:56] Naito
    I wish we'd have another incident.
[22:01] Ichijo
    That's so rash.

Season 1

5 - Alice and Zoroku Special: Looking Ahead to Part 2

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[00:03] Sana
    What are you saying?
[00:05] Sana
    I'm not human, you know.
[00:08] Sana
    I'll cause a lot of trouble for you.
[00:11] Sana
    For Sanae, too.
[00:12] Zoroku
    So what?
[00:14] Zoroku
    No matter what you are,
[00:16] Zoroku
    in tough times, you should
    be with others.
[00:20] Zoroku
    You left because you wanted to
    see what was outside, right?
[00:24] Zoroku
    Then do that.
[00:26] Zoroku
    Don't go back on your word.
[00:28] Zoroku
    I hate crooked stuff, you know.
[00:39] Sana
    Y-You must be an idiot!
[00:42] Zoroku
    I see.
[00:56] Ichijo
    Sorry I'm late.
[00:59] Ichijo
    I'm here to save you.
[01:01] Ichijo
    I'm Cabinet Information Research Office
    Secret Service agent Ichijo Shizuku.
[01:07] Ichijo
    We'll be taking you two with us!
SIGN    A Home to Return to
[02:52] Waitress
    Um, I will now read back your order.
[02:56] Waitress
    Three stewed Hamburg steak B meals,
[02:58] Waitress
    four mozzarella pizzas,
    two mushroom risottos,
[03:02] Waitress
    three herb and chicken salads,
    and three orders of focaccia.
[03:05] Waitress
    Is that correct?
[03:06] Kito
    Yes, and the drink bar for four, please.
[03:10] Waitress
    Drink bar for four.
[03:11] Waitress
    Thank you very much.
[03:14] Kito
    Yes?
[03:16] Kito
    What?
[03:18] Guy
    Yes, the container holding the
    Red Queen has been stolen.
[03:23] Guy
    I believe the thief possessed
    a Dream of Alice.
[03:26] Kito
    Surely not from before.
[03:31] Ichijo
    I strongly suggest that you retreat,
[03:34] Ichijo
    former Second Lieutenant
    Minnie C. Tachibana.
[03:44] Minnie
    I won't let you have her.
[03:46] Minnie
    The Red Queen is my last...
[03:49] Ichijo
    Operation 3-1.
[03:56] Ichijo
    #590, operation 1-8.
[04:01] Minnie
    Different types of cards?!
[04:07] Ichijo
    #51!
[04:10] Ichijo
    #15!
[04:26] Ichijo
    For now, that should stop them.
[04:29] Ichijo
    Is either one of you hurt?
[04:39] Noriko
    You are just the best, Ichijo-senpai!
[04:41] Noriko
    God, you're so awesome...
[04:44] Noriko
    I wish I could've seen you kicking
    ass from down below!
SIGN    Voice
[04:49] Ichijo
    Quiet, Yamada.
[04:50] Ichijo
    What's happening around us?
[04:51] Noriko
    Oh, right.
[04:53] Noriko
    No sign of the enemy within one
    kilometer of the target ship.
[04:56] Noriko
    The Mirror Gate is still responding.
    Please be careful.
[05:00] Noriko
    Just count on Yamada Noriko's special
SIGN    Voice
[05:02] Noriko
    new and improved, pan-global,
    Ichijo-detection system!
[05:06] Ichijo
    Not necessary.
[05:07] Naito
    The annoying girl is Yamada,
[05:09] Naito
    the team director of technology.
[05:11] Naito
    I don't understand it all, but...
[05:13] Naito
    She takes base station data
    from geostationary satellites
[05:17] Naito
    and cell phones to form a system
    that locates Dreams of Alice,
[05:21] Naito
    or more specifically, Ichijo-kun...
[05:22] Ichijo
    Really, she's just my stalker.
[05:25] Sanae
    Sta...
[05:26] Ichijo
    She always shows up at my
    destinations before I do.
[05:29] Ichijo
    At first, I wondered whose
    agent she was.
[05:31] Noriko
    How rude!
[05:31] Noriko
    Call me your unwelcome little sister.
[05:34] Noriko
    Or at least your fan!
[05:35] Naito
    She's the best hacker around,
[05:38] Naito
    but she's also like this.
[05:41] Noriko
    It did take a while to enable it to
    detect anyone other than senpai,
[05:46] Noriko
    so locating the escort was delayed.
[05:48] Ichijo
    Sana-chan, I'm sorry you went
    through something so scary.
[05:53] Ichijo
    Now, let's go home.
[05:56] Noriko
    Senpai! Incoming!
[05:59] Ichijo
    #12!
[06:03] Ichijo
    Operation 3-6.
[06:05] Ichijo
    #21.
[06:09] Ichijo
    They can turn invisible,
    just as our intel said.
[06:12] Ichijo
    Both of you, stay behind me.
[06:24] Ichijo
    #576 through #580.
[06:27] Ichijo
    Operation 2-4. Add paralysis attribute.
[06:31] Minnie
    I remember now.
[06:33] Minnie
    The day of the typhoon, you were
    the one who got in my way.
[06:41] Minnie
    Just what are you?
[06:43] Minnie
    How are you able to use
    so many types of cards?
[06:46] Minnie
    Everyone should be restricted to one.
[06:50] Ichijo
    Perhaps it's just talent?
[06:55] Minnie
    But... But this is all I have!
[07:04] Ichijo
    #12!
[07:11] Minnie
    Darling,
[07:12] Minnie
    please lend me just a bit more strength.
[07:30] Ichijo
    Yamada!
[07:30] Noriko
    Y-Yes, Senpai!
[07:32] Ichijo
    Don't bring the helicopter any closer.
[07:34] Ichijo
    Stand by overhead!
[07:37] Ichijo
    Get too close, and you'll
    be knocked down.
SIGN    Voice
[07:58] Ichijo
    Sana-chan...
[08:00] Ichijo
    Can you hear me? This is Ichijo.
[08:02] Sana
    Oh...
[08:04] Ichijo
    Take this. #66.
[08:07] Ichijo
    Use that to replenish your energy.
SIGN    Voice
[08:10] Sana
    What is this?
[08:12] Ichijo
    It's candy.
[08:13] Ichijo
    It's very sweet, so eat it slowly.
[08:15] Ichijo
    There's water, too.
[08:17] Ichijo
    I'm going to find a way
    to stop that woman.
[08:20] Ichijo
    When you get your powers back,
[08:22] Ichijo
    take Kashimura-san and escape.
[08:26] Ichijo
    Do you remember the helicopter
    that was above?
SIGN    Voice
[08:29] Ichijo
    If you can reach it, the scary people
    won't follow anymore.
[08:32] Ichijo
    You'll win, Sana-chan!
[08:36] Sana
    Okay, got it.
[08:37] Zoroku
    Hey...
[08:38] Sana
    It'll be okay.
[08:40] Sana
    You said it'll be okay, so it'll be okay.
[08:45] Zoroku
    I see.
[08:46] Sana
    Someday, I'll be the one to save you!
[08:53] Sana
    H-Hey, I can't open this.
[08:56] Sana
    You open it.
[09:07] Noriko
    At eight o'clock!
[09:08] Noriko
    No... ten o'clock...
[09:10] Noriko
    The second row of containers!
[09:11] Noriko
    No, wait...
[09:12] Noriko
    Um, um...
SIGN    Voice
[09:15] Ichijo
    Calm down, Yamada.
[09:16] Noriko
    I'm sorry, but there's still
    a large margin of error.
[09:19] Noriko
    I know!
[09:20] Noriko
    If I tell myself you're the target,
[09:22] Noriko
    my motivation and accuracy
    will exponentially increase!
[09:24] Ichijo
    That's enough of that!
[09:25] Ichijo
    #381!
[09:30] Ichijo
    She stays hidden, while the invisible
    arms strike with precision.
[09:34] Ichijo
    Where is she?
[09:39] Noriko
    Senpai!
[09:44] Ichijo
    Yamada... Where is she?
[09:46] Noriko
    Oh, right!
[09:49] Noriko
    Stay calm...
[09:50] Noriko
    Stay calm...
[09:54] Noriko
    I found her!
[09:56] Noriko
    At three o'clock, the seventh
    row of containers!
[09:58] Noriko
    I'm such a genius!
[10:07] Minnie
    This is the end.
[10:11] Ichijo
    I really don't like it
[10:14] Ichijo
    when I have to get serious.
[10:32] Ichijo
    #1!
[10:35] Noriko
    There it is!
[10:37] Noriko
    #1!
[10:41] Noriko
    #2.
[10:43] Noriko
    #3.
[10:48] Ichijo
    I hate using the single digits.
[10:52] Ichijo
    I can't pull punches with them.
[10:54] Minnie
    Just what are you?!
[10:58] Witch
    All right!
[10:59] Witch
    Let's do it!
[11:05] Witch
    #12.
[11:06] Witch
    Operation 1-8.
[11:47] Minnie
    Stay out of
[11:49] Minnie
    our way!
[11:58] Ichijo
    Didn't I tell you...
[12:05] Ichijo
    I can't pull punches.
[12:21] Ichijo
    Former Second Lieutenant
    Minnie C. Tachibana,
[12:24] Ichijo
    you are under immediate arrest
[12:26] Ichijo
    for abduction of a minor,
    assault, and bodily harm.
[12:33] Ichijo
    This is a magic storeroom that
    some maid in an anime used.
[12:39] Ichijo
    It showed up one night, after I'd
    fallen asleep with the TV on.
[12:44] Ichijo
    666 weapons and 13 grimoires
    are stored inside.
[12:49] Ichijo
    I'm basically a human weapon.
[12:51] Ichijo
    Ridiculous, isn't it?
[12:54] Ichijo
    I don't believe
[12:56] Ichijo
    these are things that appear for the
    purpose of granting our wishes.
[13:04] Minnie
    Out of energy...
[13:19] Minnie
    How long have I been alone?
[13:25] Minnie
    Long ago, I realized that the
    gears had slipped off-track.
[13:29] Minnie
    But still, I am unable to stop.
[13:33] Minnie
    What am I to do?
[13:35] Minnie
    To think that I must... go on living.
[13:40] Minnie
    Tomorrow, the next day, and beyond.
[13:45] Minnie
    I am sorry, darling...
[13:48] Minnie
    I'm sorry that I am still alive.
[13:54] Minnie
    I'm sorry!
[14:14] Sana
    Hey, Zoroku.
[14:17] Zoroku
    What?
[14:19] Sana
    I think I'm going to cause
    more trouble for people,
[14:24] Sana
    just by existing in the outside world.
[14:26] Sana
    Even if I don't, I'll probably
    still make lots of mistakes.
[14:31] Sana
    I don't know why I was made this way,
[14:36] Sana
    in this form,
[14:39] Sana
    but someone made me.
[14:41] Sana
    Within this world,
[14:43] Sana
    someone wanted me to do
    something in human form.
[14:50] Sana
    You know, Zoroku...
[14:53] Sana
    I want to be human!
[14:59] Sana
    Or if not human, I want to
    be something more real.
[15:03] Sana
    I don't know how to say it, but...
[15:05] Sana
    I want to know lots more!
[15:07] Sana
    About humans, about you and Sanae,
[15:11] Sana
    and about how much there
    is to this world.
[15:14] Sana
    I want to eat lots of delicious things!
[15:17] Sana
    By doing that, I want to become
    something more real.
[15:21] Sana
    And one day, I want to find
    out why I was made,
[15:24] Sana
    and why I'm not human—
[15:28] Sana
    I'm hungry.
[15:31] Zoroku
    Someday, you'll understand it all.
[15:34] Sana
    Yeah.
[15:49] Sana
    And my hair...
[15:51] Sana
    I can do it myself, but I want
    Sanae to do it for me.
[15:54] Zoroku
    Ask her when we get back.
[15:57] Sana
    Yeah!
[16:16] Zoroku
    That's a nice view...
[16:18] Zoroku
    Pretty amazing.
[16:20] Sana
    Isn't it?
[16:21] Sana
    I can do anything!
[16:46] Waitress
    Thank you very much.
[16:47] Kito
    Yes, that's right.
[16:49] Kito
    The situation's changed.
[16:50] Kito
    Dispose of all the Dreams of Alice data.
[16:53] Kito
    And until you hear from me again...
[16:55] Guy
    Kito Koichi-san, correct?
[16:58] Kito
    That's right.
[16:59] Guy
    Oh, pardon me...
[17:01] Guy
    I'm with the Yotsuya police.
[17:08] Naito
    I'm really sorry about this, old man.
[17:11] Naito
    Given the commotion this
    ended up involving,
[17:14] Naito
    life will probably be noisy for a while.
[17:17] Naito
    You might as well give up.
[17:19] Zoroku
    Hmph!
[17:21] Naito
    Well, on that note.
[17:23] Naito
    Where are you now?
[17:26] Zoroku
    I don't know.
[17:28] Zoroku
    I'm in the sky.
SIGN    Voice
[17:31] Naito
    Well, that's fine.
[17:33] Naito
    Just try not to let people see
    you or take pictures.
[17:35] Naito
    It'd make my life hell.
[17:37] Zoroku
    Hear that, Sana?
[17:39] Sana
    B-But it wasn't me...
[17:41] Sana
    This wasn't on purpose!
[17:43] Zoroku
    Every now and then, I guess it's fine.
[17:45] Zoroku
    Not every day you get to
    fly around in the sky.
[17:49] Naito
    What the hell?
[17:50] Naito
    It grosses me out when
    you're in a good mood.
[17:53] Zoroku
    Does it?
[17:54] Zoroku
    Well, it happens sometimes.
SIGN    Voice
[17:56] Zoroku
    After all, I got another
    granddaughter today.
[17:59] Zoroku
    Sanae will be happy, too.
[18:03] Sanae
    You idiot!
[18:07] Sana
    H-Hey, Zoroku.
[18:11] Sana
    Um...
[18:13] Sana
    I'm sorry I knocked over those vases today.
[18:17] Zoroku
    You should say those things sooner.
[18:20] Sana
    Okay.
[18:23] Zoroku
    Let's go home.
[18:28] Sana
    Yeah.
[18:38] Sanae
    And that was how our family
    gained a new member today.
SIGN    Authorized Personnel Only Past This Point
[18:47] Sanae
    Ichijo-san and the others said
[18:49] Sanae
    the scary organization that had
    held Sana-chan prisoner
[18:53] Sanae
    was dismantled shortly after that.
[18:57] Sanae
    And after the incident,
[18:59] Sanae
    the people opposing Naito-san
    and his team quieted down.
[19:03] Sanae
    Grandpa complained
[19:05] Sanae
    that the way Naito-san had
    used him disgusted him.
[19:10] Sanae
    The military lady who took Sana-chan
[19:13] Sanae
    returned to her own country due to a...
[19:16] Sanae
    protection agreement or something?
[20:12] Sana
    Oh, welcome back, Sanae.
[20:14] Sanae
    Thanks, Sana-chan.
[20:20] Sanae
    Going to water the flowers?
[20:22] Sane
    Yep, that's my job.
[20:25] Sana
    When the soil's dry, give them water.
[20:31] Sana
    Looks like you don't need
    water too badly today.
[20:34] Sana
    That's because it rained a
    little bit yesterday.
[20:40] Sana
    I see!
[20:42] Sanae
    She's so cute!
[20:46] Sana
    Prune the wilted blossoms...
[20:53] Sana
    There.
[20:59] Sana
    This looks great!
[21:00] Sanae
    Okay, let's eat.
[21:02] Sana
    Yeah.
[21:03] Sanae
    By the way... Lately, you seem
    to have more stamina, huh?
[21:07] Sanae
    Let's all go somewhere to play soon.
[21:11] Sana
    Okay!
[21:12] Sana
    What's "play"?
[21:13] Sana
    Where are we going?
[21:14] Sanae
    Maybe a theme park or a zoo!
[21:17] Sanae
    I bet you've never been to a zoo, right?
[21:21] Sanae
    Or an aquarium...
[21:24] Sana
    Aqua... What is that?
[21:27] Sanae
    Or a hot spring.
[21:29] Sana
    Hot spring?
[21:29] Sana
    What's a hot spring?
[21:30] Sanae
    Oh, hot springs are great.
[21:33] Sanae
    They're paradise!
[21:35] Sana
    Paradise?
[21:36] Sana
    Is that amazing?
[21:37] Zoroku
    For now, let's just eat.
[21:43] All
    Time to eat.
[21:44] Sana
    Time to eat!
[21:47] Naito
    Sounds like they're having a great time.
[21:49] Ichijo
    It sure does.
[21:52] Naito
    So peaceful.
[21:54] Naito
    Little to do...
[21:56] Naito
    I wish we'd have another incident.
[22:01] Ichijo
    That's so rash.

Season 1

7 - The Kashimura Family

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[00:13] Sana
    Brr... Cold!
[00:36] Zoroku
    Sana?
[00:36] Sana
    Ow...
[00:42] Zoroku
    What's going on here?
[00:43] Sana
    I was trying to turn off the light, so I
    jumped a little and hit my head.
[00:49] Zoroku
    Be careful.
[00:50] Zoroku
    Go get the paper.
[00:52] Sana
    Huh? But it's cold!
[00:53] Zoroku
    That's your job, isn't it?
[00:57] Sana
    I'm telling you, it's cold...
SIGN    The Kashimura Family
[02:42] Sana
    It's really cold out there!
[02:44] Zoroku
    So go out and come in fast!
[02:55] Sana
    Ah, cold.
[02:57] Zoroku
    Sana!
[02:59] Zoroku
    Wash your face before breakfast.
[03:01] Sana
    Aw...
SIGN    Sanae | Sana-chan | Grandpa
SIGN    
    
    Laundry (Fold) Meal (Morning)
SIGN    
    
    Laundry (Dry) Meal (Night)
SIGN    
    
    Take Out Trash
[03:08] Sanae
    Goo' mor'ing...
[03:11] Zoroku
    Yep.
[03:12] Sanae
    It's so cold!
[03:16] Zoroku
    Hey, don't fall asleep there.
[03:18] Zoroku
    Do you have morning practice?
[03:19] Sanae
    No...
[03:24] Zoroku
    I swear... There's coffee right there.
[03:28] Sanae
    Sugar... Sugar-san...
[03:31] Zoroku
    Can't help! Deal with it yourself!
[03:55] Sana
    Ah, hot!
[03:57] Zoroku
    What happened?
[03:58] Sana
    Uh, I... I was washing my face,
    and water went everywhere.
[04:02] Zoroku
    You're lying.
[04:04] Zoroku
    You used your power again, didn't you?
    Stop goofing off and wash up!
[04:07] Sana
    But... I mean,
[04:09] Sana
    it's like part of my body,
[04:11] Sana
    so it's like using my hands—
[04:13] Zoroku
    Don't split hairs with me!
[04:17] Sana
    Why can't I use my powers?
[04:19] Sanae
    Grandpa's just worried about you.
[04:21] Sana
    What for?
[04:23] Sanae
    You have more stamina now,
    but you still tire easily.
[04:27] Sanae
    And you get feverish.
[04:29] Sanae
    He wants you to move around
    and strengthen your body.
[04:33] Sana
    I know, but...
[04:35] Sanae
    How would you like your hair today?
[04:38] Sana
    Up to you.
[04:40] Sanae
    Got it.
[04:43] Sanae
    Off, I go!
[04:44] Sana
    Come home as soon as you can!
[04:46] Sanae
    I will!
[04:53] Sana
    Sanae went to school.
[04:55] Zoroku
    Yep.
[04:56] Sana
    Aren't you leaving, Zoroku?
[04:58] Zoroku
    I am. Give me a minute.
[05:00] Sana
    Do you really need to smoke that thing?
[05:03] Sana
    I'm so bored!
[05:06] Zoroku
    If you're bored, do the homework
    from Ichijo-san.
[05:08] Sana
    I did it already.
[05:10] Sana
    That "math" stuff is easy!
[05:13] Zoroku
    Yeah? That's impressive.
[05:15] Sana
    I know!
[05:21] Zoroku
    What is it?
[05:23] Zoroku
    Wonder whose cat that is.
[05:25] Sana
    You know what that pattern looks like?
[05:28] Sana
    You know! That pig!
[05:30] Zoroku
    Oh, well...
[05:33] Sana
    Piggy, piggy, spotted kitty, oink!
[05:37] Zoroku
    You're in a good mood.
[05:40] Sana
    It's fun to sing a lot.
[05:42] Sana
    The bell jingled, and it ran away!
[05:46] Sana
    Where does the spotted kitty live?
    It has lots of energy.
[05:50] Zoroku
    Want to be a singer or something?
[05:51] Sana
    A singer? That doesn't sound bad.
[05:54] Sana
    Okay, now for a song about
    a grasshopper.
[05:58] Sana
    The grasshopper...
[06:01] Zoroku
    We haven't walked even ten minutes.
[06:04] Sana
    It's not like I'm tired.
[06:06] Zoroku
    Well, then get walking!
[06:13] Zoroku
    Sana!
[06:18] Sana
    That guy isn't walking!
[06:20] Sana
    No fair! What is that thing?
[06:22] Zoroku
    If you're going to use your
    power, think first.
[06:25] Zoroku
    And tell me if you get tired.
SIGN    Kashimura Floral
[06:33] Chinatsu
    Boss, good morning.
[06:35] Ichiro
    We've already started loading them.
[06:36] Zoroku
    Good.
[06:37] Zoroku
    We'll leave after she's rested a bit.
[06:41] Sana
    Morning...
[06:43] Chinatsu
    Are you okay, Sana-chan?
[06:47] Zoroku
    Turn it this way a little more.
[06:49] Sana
    Are you in charge of bouquets today?
[06:52] Chinatsu
    That's right. What do you think?
[06:54] Sana
    It's white!
[06:55] Chinatsu
    It was made to match a dress.
[06:58] Zoroku
    Sana, stand there and hold
    that for a minute.
[07:01] Sana
    'Kay.
[07:06] Zoroku
    Looks good. You pass.
[07:08] Chinatsu
    Yes! I did it!
[07:10] Chinatsu
    Thanks, Sana-chan!
[07:12] Chinatsu
    Can't beat having a good model!
[07:14] Sana
    I'll help you more.
[07:16] Chinatsu
    Oh, yeah?
[07:17] Chinatsu
    Then...
[07:23] Ichiro
    This one's heavy.
[07:30] Zoroku
    Sana, let's go.
[07:31] Sana
    Oh, okay.
SIGN    Apple Juice
[07:34] Sana
    Trash goes in the trash can.
[07:37] Sana
    Ow!
[07:39] Sana
    I stepped on my hair...
[07:40] Zoroku
    Be careful.
[07:45] Chinatsu
    Are you all right now?
[07:46] Sana
    I'm fine!
[07:50] Sana
    It smells in here!
[07:51] Chinatsu
    It's full of flowers.
[07:52] Sana
    Yeah!
[07:54] Zoroku
    Let's go.
[07:56] Ichiro
    Right.
SIGN    The restaurant is booked today, so there will be no lunch service. Normal business hours resume tomorrow!
[08:06] Zoroku
    We're from Kashimura Floral.
[08:08] Lady
    Thank you for coming today.
[08:13] Sana
    What's going on today?
[08:14] Chinatsu
    An engagement party!
[08:16] Sana
    Engagement?
[08:17] Chinatsu
    That's a promise to get married.
[08:20] Sana
    A promise to get married?
[08:23] Chinatsu
    Sana-chan, who do you want
    to marry in the future?
[08:27] Sana
    I don't know.
[08:28] Chinatsu
    I see...
[08:30] Sana
    The thing from before.
[08:32] Ichiro
    Yep.
[08:37] Zoroku
    Move the car to the lot, would you?
[08:39] Ichiro
    Sure.
[08:43] Sana
    You okay?
[08:44] Zoroku
    Yeah.
[08:46] Zoroku
    It's touching the ground again.
[08:47] Sana
    Huh? The ground?
[08:49] Zoroku
    You'll step on it again.
[08:52] Zoroku
    Maybe you should have it cut.
[08:55] Chinatsu
    Sana-chan!
[08:57] Chinatsu
    It's freezing! Sana-chan, there's ice!
[09:00] Sana
    Ice!
[09:01] Zoroku
    Put that somewhere out of the way.
[09:04] Sana
    Okay!
[09:35] Zoroku
    How's that?
[09:36] Chinatsu
    Beautiful! I'm so moved!
[09:38] Sana
    There are flowers everywhere!
[09:41] Sana
    What's this flower called?
[09:43] Zoroku
    They're lilies.
[09:43] Sana
    Are these the same?
[09:45] Zoroku
    Yeah.
[09:45] Sana
    And these, too?
[09:47] Zoroku
    That's right.
[09:49] Chinatsu
    I'll go outside with
    Sana-chan to clean up.
[09:52] Zoroku
    Yeah, do that.
[09:54] Chinatsu
    Sana-chan, wait up!
[09:56] Sawaki
    Hey, Kashimura-san.
    Is it coming along?
[09:59] Zoroku
    I just finished.
[10:01] Zoroku
    If there's anything you don't like—
[10:02] Chika
    Wow, it's fantastic!
[10:04] Chika
    It's so pretty.
[10:13] Zoroku
    Can't believe you're engaged
    to such a young girl...
[10:16] Sawaki
    Yeah, well, it's a long story.
[10:19] Sawaki
    And I never knew you had such
    a young granddaughter.
[10:23] Zoroku
    Well, that's a long story, too.
[10:30] Chika
    Oh, how pretty.
[10:32] Sana
    Wh-Who are you?
[10:33] Chika
    Let's see...
[10:35] Chika
    I'm the one who's getting engaged here.
[10:37] Sana
    Engaged...
[10:39] Sana
    A promise to get married,
    right? I heard that earlier!
[10:43] Sana
    What is "married"?
[10:45] Chika
    Huh?
[10:46] Chika
    That's a tough question.
[10:50] Chika
    Marriage... What is marriage?
[10:53] Chika
    It's when you and the one you
    love become family.
[10:59] Chika
    Oh, jeez! What am I saying?!
[11:03] Sana
    Are you okay?
[11:04] Zoroku
    Sana, we're leaving.
[11:06] Sana
    Okay.
[11:07] Chika
    Your grandpa?
[11:08] Sana
    Yeah, Zoroku's totally old.
[11:11] Sana
    Bye!
[11:19] Sana
    One,
[11:20] Sana
    two,
[11:21] Sana
    three,
[11:23] Sana
    four,
[11:24] Sana
    five...
[11:26] Sana
    One hundred!
[11:27] Sanae
    Oh, just wait until I finish washing.
[11:32] Sanae
    How was work today?
[11:34] Sana
    We took the car to a restaurant.
[11:36] Sanae
    Oh!
[11:37] Sana
    Do you know what "engaged" means?
[11:39] Sana
    It's a promise to get married.
[11:41] Sanae
    You're so smart, Sana-chan!
[11:45] Sana
    And getting married means... you and
    the one you love... become family.
[11:51] Sanae
    Wow!
[11:52] Sana
    What's a "family"?
[11:58] Sanae
    You're my family, Sana-chan!
[12:02] Sana
    Stop it!
[12:07] Sana
    There.
[12:13] Sana
    Family, huh?
[12:15] Sana
    Sanae is my family,
    so what about Zoroku?
[12:19] Sana
    Is he my family, too?
[12:22] Sana
    What is "family"?
[12:26] Sana
    Now I'm all frazzled.
[12:40] Sanae
    Huh?!
[12:42] Sanae
    You're getting your hair cut?
[12:45] Sana
    Yeah.
[12:46] Zoroku
    It's so long, she keeps stepping on it.
[12:49] Sanae
    But I look forward to tying her
    hair up every morning...
[12:54] Sana
    Sanae, hair grows fast,
    just like leaves!
[12:58] Sana
    When it grows back, you can do it again.
[13:00] Sanae
    Oh, really?
[13:02] Sana
    Yeah, it'll grow back in no time.
[13:04] Sanae
    Yay!
[13:06] Sanae
    Where will she get it cut?
[13:07] Sanae
    You aren't going to cut
    it for her, are you?
[13:10] Zoroku
    N-No.
[13:12] Sana
    He can't cut it?
[13:13] Sanae
    Grandpa is a florist.
[13:15] Sanae
    Someone who cuts hair is a beautician!
[13:19] Zoroku
    That's bad manners.
[13:21] Sana
    A "beautician"?
[13:27] Sana
    What is that?
[13:29] Sana
    What is that?
[13:30] Sana
    What is that?
[13:31] Sana
    What is this place?!
[13:34] Zoroku
    A beauty salon.
[13:35] Sana
    It smells!
[13:37] Zoroku
    Don't run around.
[13:38] Lady
    Thank you for waiting.
[13:40] Zoroku
    I have an appointment. I'm Kashimura.
[13:42] Lady
    Yes, Kashimura... Sanae-sama, right?
[13:45] Zoroku
    How long will this take?
[13:47] Lady
    Since it's just a cut, it shouldn't
    be more than an hour.
[13:52] Zoroku
    Sana, I'm going out for a bit.
[13:54] Sana
    Huh? Why?
[13:57] Zoroku
    Things to do.
[13:58] Zoroku
    Try not to cause trouble.
[14:01] Lady
    Right this way...
[14:03] Sana
    O-Okay.
[14:10] Lady
    Your grandpa asked me
    to cut it into a bob.
[14:13] Lady
    What do you think?
[14:14] Sana
    A "bob"?
[14:17] Shop
    Thank you very much.
[14:33] Naito
    Here you go.
[14:39] Naito
    Hot, please.
[14:40] Waiter
    Coming right up.
[14:41] Zoroku
    Sorry to ask this of you.
[14:43] Naito
    It wasn't easy, you know...
[14:46] Naito
    I had to go through all
    sorts of channels.
[14:48] Zoroku
    Yeah, I appreciate it.
[14:53] Naito
    I appreciate you, too.
[14:56] Naito
    You're taking such good
    care of Sana-chan.
[14:59] Zoroku
    Hmph!
[14:59] Zoroku
    Every day is so hectic,
    I can hardly stand it.
[15:04] Naito
    You've really mellowed, haven't you?
[15:06] Zoroku
    Huh?
[15:07] Naito
    Just kidding.
[15:09] Zoroku
    How is the pig?
[15:11] Naito
    Huh?
[15:12] Zoroku
    The one I had you take in.
[15:15] Zoroku
    Sana wants to go and see it.
[15:17] Zoroku
    One day—
[15:18] Naito
    Uh, I ate it.
[15:21] Naito
    Kidding. Just kidding...
[15:24] Lady
    All done!
[15:28] Sana
    That's amazing! It's so light!
[15:31] Lady
    Does the back look all right?
[15:36] Lady
    Sit tight until your grandpa
    comes back, okay?
[15:39] Sana
    Okay!
[15:45] Sana
    Zoroku will be so surprised.
[15:57] Zoroku
    Where'd she go?
[15:59] Sana
    Zoroku, Zoroku, where did you go?
[16:03] Sana
    The lost Zoroku went that way!
[16:07] Shop
    Sana-chan, did you get a haircut?
[16:08] Sana
    Yeah, it's light now.
[16:10] Shop
    Where's Roku-san?
[16:11] Sana
    He's late, so I'm going to meet him.
[16:13] Shop
    How nice!
[16:16] Sana
    Bye.
[16:18] Sana
    My head feels so light...
[16:22] Sana
    Just like a bubble.
[16:27] Sana
    When lots of bubbles...
[16:30] Sana
    fall from the sky...
[16:35] Sana
    Rain!
[16:37] Sana
    Rain is snow!
[16:40] Sana
    When it freezes, the weather gets cold.
[16:44] Sana
    Something smells good!
[16:48] Sana
    I don't have any money.
[16:55] Sana
    Do you want a crêpe, too?
[16:58] Sana
    Wait!
[17:16] Sana
    Hey!
[17:17] Sana
    Where'd he go?
[17:22] Sana
    Guess I'll go home.
[17:25] Sana
    Wait.
[17:26] Sana
    Where am I?
[17:34] Zoroku
    If you're going to use your
    power, think first.
[17:50] Sana
    Which way is it?
[17:51] Kid
    Mom, I'm hungry.
[17:53] Mom
    I know.
[17:54] Mom
    After we get home, okay?
[17:59] Sana
    Zoroku...
[18:05] Zoroku
    I see... Thanks.
[18:13] Zoroku
    Yes?
[18:15] Zoroku
    You found her?
[18:18] Police
    Yes.
[18:19] Police
    Someone she passed called us.
[18:22] Police
    Yes.
[18:27] Zoroku
    Didn't I tell you to wait?
[18:30] Sana
    I'm sorry.
[18:31] Zoroku
    I was also wrong for being late, but...
[18:36] Zoroku
    When that happens, call me like before.
[18:39] Sana
    Huh?
[18:40] Zoroku
    Well, I'd rather we not suddenly
    be on top of a ship...
[18:44] Sana
    I can use my power?
[18:47] Zoroku
    I told you not to rely on your
    power for everything.
[18:51] Zoroku
    Not to always avoid it.
[18:53] Zoroku
    Isn't it part of what makes
    you who you are?
[18:57] Zoroku
    Just learn to use it wisely.
[19:05] Sana
    Zoroku, you smell. Were you smoking?
[19:08] Zoroku
    Hmm?
[19:09] Sana
    You smell!
[19:11] Zoroku
    Keep it down.
[19:13] Sana
    Zoroku, I got my hair cut.
[19:16] Zoroku
    Huh?
[19:17] Zoroku
    Yeah.
[19:17] Sana
    It's light!
[19:19] Zoroku
    Yeah.
[19:21] Sana
    Want to cut yours, too?
[19:22] Zoroku
    Huh?
[19:23] Sana
    It'll be light! And they'll
    shampoo it for you!
[19:26] Zoroku
    Oh, you liked that?
[19:28] Sana
    Yeah, I liked it!
[19:33] Sanae
    Sana-chan, you're so cute!
[19:35] Sana
    It's an "up to you" bob.
[19:36] Sanae
    It's so cute!
[19:39] Zoroku
    Sana...
[19:41] Sana
    What's that?
[19:51] Sana
    Pig!
[19:53] Sana
    Pig! Flying pig!
[19:55] Sana
    Oink, oink, oink!
[19:56] Zoroku
    Don't turn the light on and off.
[19:58] Sana
    Zoroku, what is it?
[19:59] Sana
    Is the bath ready?
[20:01] Zoroku
    No, could you come here for a minute?
[20:08] Zoroku
    Sit down with us.
[20:10] Sana
    Are we having dessert?
[20:12] Zoroku
    We just had dinner.
[20:14] Sanae
    Grandpa, don't be so gruff!
[20:17] Sana
    Oh, we aren't?
[20:19] Sana
    That's no fun.
[20:21] Zoroku
    Forget that. Just sit down.
[20:23] Zoroku
    There's something important to discuss.
[20:30] Zoroku
    These are adoption papers.
[20:32] Sana
    "Adoption"?
[20:35] Zoroku
    Do you want to become an official
    member of this household?
[20:42] Zoroku
    If something were to happen to Sanae
    or me, you'd be taken care of.
[20:47] Zoroku
    And you could go to school someday.
[20:49] Zoroku
    You'd be Kashimura Sana,
    of the Kashimura household.
[20:55] Sana
    Kashimura Sana...
[20:58] Sanae
    We'd be family.
[21:02] Sana
    Family?
SIGN    Kashimura Sana
[21:06] Sana
    Kashimura Sana...
[21:09] Sana
    Kashimura Sana!
[21:11] Sana
    Kashimura Sana!
[21:15] Sana
    I'm Kashimura Sana!
[21:17] Sanae
    Yay!
[21:18] Zoroku
    Hey, don't make such a ruckus.
[21:21] Sana
    Are we married?
[21:22] Sanae
    Yay!
SIGN    Kashimura Sana
[21:33] Sana
    I did it!
SIGN    Kashimura Zoroku Sanae Sana
SIGN    Next Episode Friends
[23:36] Voice
    Friends.

Season 1

8 - Friends

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[00:02] Sana
    The weather's nice again today,
[00:04] Sana
    so water tastes yummy!
[00:06] Sana
    Are you full yet?
[00:08] Sana
    Yes, we're full!
[00:11] Ichijo
    Good morning.
[00:12] Zoroku
    Oh, morning.
[00:13] Sana
    Morning, Ichijo!
[00:15] Zoroku
    That's "Ichijo-san."
[00:17] Zoroku
    Go put that away.
[00:18] Sana
    Okay.
[00:19] Sana
    Ichijo, we're gonna ride on a train!
[00:22] Zoroku
    "Ichijo-san."
[00:23] Sana
    San!
[00:24] Zoroku
    I swear...
SIGN    Harajuku Station
[00:30] Sana
    So many people!
[00:31] Ichijo
    Because it's a weekend.
[00:33] Ichijo
    Shall we take the subway?
[00:35] Zoroku
    Nah, she'll probably want
    to see the scenery.
[00:38] Zoroku
    Sana, let's buy our tickets.
[00:43] Sana
    What's a "ticket"?
[00:45] Zoroku
    You use it to ride a train.
[00:47] Zoroku
    First, push where it says "child."
[00:51] Sana
    Here?
[00:53] Zoroku
    Then push the button with the
    fare to your destination.
[00:56] Zoroku
    What's half of 550 yen?
[00:58] Sana
    275 yen!
[01:00] Zoroku
    Then, select 270 yen.
[01:04] Sana
    Why?
[01:05] Zoroku
    Uh, that's just how it works.
[01:14] Zoroku
    You put your ticket in.
    Then take it when it pops out.
[01:17] Zoroku
    Try it.
[01:18] Sana
    O-Okay.
[01:25] Sana
    I got it!
[01:28] Sana
    What is that?
[01:30] Zoroku
    A card that works as a ticket.
[01:32] Sana
    No fair! I want one that beeps, too!
[01:34] Zoroku
    You won't be riding often enough.
[01:36] Sana
    I want a beep one!
[01:45] Ichijo
    She's enjoying herself...
[01:47] Zoroku
    It's her first long trip.
SIGN    Friends
[03:29] Zoroku
    Sorry to leave the rest to you.
[03:31] Ichijo
    Not at all.
[03:32] Ichijo
    This is part of my job.
[03:34] Zoroku
    Make sure you do as Ichijo-san says.
[03:37] Sana
    Okay.
[03:38] Sana
    Good luck with work, Zoroku!
[03:40] Zoroku
    See you later, then.
[03:42] Sana
    See you later.
[03:49] Sana
    What is this?!
[03:55] Ichijo
    It's called the ocean.
[03:57] Sana
    Ocean?
[03:58] Ichijo
    Yes.
[04:02] Sana
    Something smells.
[04:04] Ichijo
    That's dangerous, Sana-chan!
[04:11] Sana
    La, la, la, singing...
[04:14] Sana
    Done!
[04:15] Ichijo
    All right, very good.
[04:19] Ichijo
    You got everything correct!
[04:21] Ichijo
    That's excellent, Sana-chan.
[04:22] Sana
    Right?
[04:24] Ichijo
    If you keep up the pace,
[04:26] Ichijo
    you'll complete high school
    first-year math soon.
SIGN    Factorization
    1. Factor the following equations.
[04:29] Ichijo
    We've already reached the limit
    of what I can teach you,
[04:32] Ichijo
    so I'll have to talk to Naito.
[04:34] Sana
    Really? But isn't math easy?
[04:37] Ichijo
    Is it?
[04:39] Ichijo
    I do have a teaching license
    for elementary school,
[04:42] Ichijo
    but you've put me to shame.
[04:45] Sana
    Well, in math, the methods
    and answers are all defined.
[04:48] Sana
    Watering flowers is more, like...
[04:51] Sana
    The conditions aren't always what
    you'd expect, so it's harder.
[04:54] Sana
    Every day, you have to examine
    them and see their needs.
[04:57] Ichijo
    What you struggle with
    is word problems...
[05:00] Ichijo
    Also reading.
[05:02] Ichijo
    It would help if you could
    focus a bit longer.
[05:05] Sana
    But I hate things like that.
    They make me feel frazzled.
[05:09] Ichijo
    Frazzled?
[05:11] Sana
    I don't really understand it,
[05:13] Sana
    but I feel it right here.
[05:15] Sana
    I don't deal well with those things,
[05:17] Sana
    because I don't understand them.
[05:20] Ichijo
    That makes sense.
[05:22] Ichijo
    You had trouble transcribing kanji, too.
[05:24] Ichijo
    Next week, let's work a little
    harder on language arts.
[05:27] Sana
    Eh?
[05:28] Sana
    Huh? Huh?!
[05:30] Ichijo
    Let's get moving.
[05:32] Ichijo
    Then, social studies is up next!
[05:35] Sana
    We're studying more?
[05:36] Ichijo
    Since we're all the way in Yokohama,
[05:38] Ichijo
    Naito has made arrangements for
    us to visit a nearby factory.
[05:43] Sana
    Wow, Naito is very clever.
[05:46] Sana
    We're visiting a car factory today.
[05:48] Sana
    Wow!
[05:51] Zoroku
    Exclusively using seasonal
    flowers is a good idea.
[05:55] Zoroku
    If you want a natural look, we can
    use smaller flowers, like this.
[06:00] Girl
    Oh, beautiful!
[06:01] Ko
    Huh...
[06:02] Zoroku
    If you'll allow me to choose
    the flowers we use,
[06:05] Zoroku
    we can easily keep it
    within your budget.
[06:08] Girl
    That sounds great.
[06:10] Girl
    Doesn't it, Ko-kun?
[06:12] Ko
    Sure, it's up to you.
[06:13] Girl
    Come on... This is important.
[06:20] Sana
    Zoroku!
[06:24] Zoroku
    Whoa.
[06:25] Sana
    Are you done with work?
    That took a while!
[06:28] Zoroku
    Were you a good girl?
[06:29] Sana
    Yeah! We went to a car factory!
[06:32] Sana
    It was really cool!
    Everything is made by robots!
[06:35] Zoroku
    Is that so?
[06:37] Zoroku
    Did anything happen?
[06:38] Ichijo
    No, nothing in particular.
[06:40] Zoroku
    Well, good.
[06:47] Ichijo
    Error...
SIGN    Chinatown
[06:54] Asahi
    This is good!
[06:56] Asahi
    Excuse me! I'll take thirty
    more of the pork buns!
[06:58] Asahi
    No, not for gifts—
[07:00] Guy
    Uh, no, we don't...
[07:01] Asahi
    Oh, you don't have that
    many made? Then...
[07:04] Asahi
    Then give me however
    many you have!
[07:07] Asahi
    All of them!
[07:08] Yonaga
    There she is.
[07:09] Yonaga
    O-Onee-sama!
[07:10] Asahi
    Yonaga, you're late.
    Try not to wander away.
[07:14] Yonaga
    Y-You were the one who
    just disappeared!
[07:17] Yonaga
    And you bought all that...
[07:19] Asahi
    I found these great pork buns.
[07:22] Asahi
    Here, try one.
[07:25] Yonaga
    O-Onee-sama, we need to be
    careful with our money...
[07:29] Asahi
    What are you talking about?
[07:31] Asahi
    We saved it, all so we could
    eat till we dropped today.
[07:34] Asahi
    We haven't nearly used it all yet!
[07:37] Yonaga
    B-B-But...
[07:39] Yonaga
    You're the one who said we should
    buy from many different places.
[07:43] Yonaga
    We even looked them up already,
[07:45] Yonaga
    but s-since you keep making stops,
    we haven't visited one!
[07:50] Asahi
    Plans are no more than plans!
[07:52] Asahi
    First, you have to enjoy it
    with all you've got!
[07:58] Guy
    Thank you.
[08:02] Yonaga
    Onee-sama, it's been a long time...
[08:05] Yonaga
    s-since the two of us went
    shopping like this.
[08:09] Yonaga
    I... I never thought we'd...
    get to do this again.
[08:15] Asahi
    I know!
[08:17] Asahi
    So we'll have fun today, Yonaga!
[08:21] Yonaga
    O-Okay!
[08:23] Asahi
    Maps! Restaurants! Roads!
[08:25] Yonaga
    Yes!
[08:25] Yonaga
    O-Onee-sama, look out!
[08:30] Yonaga
    Onee-sama!
[08:31] Asahi
    I'm sorr—
[08:33] Yonaga
    Sa-chan?
[08:39] Ichijo
    Stop!
[08:42] Sana
    They ran!
[08:44] Ichijo
    Operation 4-18.
[08:45] Ichijo
    After them.
[08:49] Sana
    Wait!
[08:54] Guy
    What's that? A chain?
[08:57] Sana
    No fair!
[08:59] Asahi
    Why did we run away?
[09:01] Yonaga
    I don't know.
[09:03] Asahi
    But we did...
[09:05] Yonaga
    Yeah.
[09:06] Both
    So...
[09:08] Both
    Let's run!
[09:19] Sana
    I won't let you get away.
[09:21] Asahi
    Net!
[09:25] Sana
    Darn it...
[09:28] Sana
    Robot!
[09:31] Sana
    Don't think you can beat me at tag.
[09:38] Asahi
    Motorcycle!
[09:42] Guy
    What is that?
[09:43] Lady
    A motorcycle?
[09:44] Sana
    Wait!
[09:46] Sana
    Why are you running away?!
[09:47] Asahi
    Why are you chasing us?
[09:50] Sana
    I don't know! It just made
    me feel frazzled!
[09:52] Asahi
    What?!
[09:54] Sana
    "It just made me feel frazzled," I said!
[09:54] Girl
    Hey, what's that?
[09:55] Mom
    Some kind of circus?
[09:58] Guy
    Incredible...
[09:59] Guy
    That's one amazing stuntman!
[10:02] Zoroku
    Those kids...
[10:03] Sana
    Why are you running away?
[10:05] Asahi
    Because we don't want
    to see you, obviously!
[10:07] Asahi
    At least figure that much out!
[10:09] Sana
    Wh-What do you mean? Why not?
[10:11] Sana
    You have to tell me,
    or I won't under—
[10:18] Both
    Sa-chan!
[10:20] Sana
    Error.
[10:28] Ichijo
    Operation 13-7.
[10:30] Ichijo
    Summon beast.
[10:32] Ichijo
    Fenrir.
[10:35] Ichijo
    All three of you will be punished.
[10:37] Ichijo
    #51, operation 1-8.
[10:42] Ichijo
    Deploy operation 5-16.
[10:45] Ichijo
    Fenrir.
[10:54] Ichijo
    And now, 1-8.
[10:57] Ichijo
    Super-accelerate!
SIGN    Chinatown
[11:16] Girl
    Welcome.
[11:17] Girl
    The name on your reservation?
[11:20] Sana
    Kashimura Sana!
[11:21] Girl
    All right, just a moment, please.
[11:24] Asahi
    Kashimura?
[11:26] Sana
    I'm Kashimura Sana!
[11:29] Ichijo
    As far as I can tell,
[11:31] Ichijo
    it just appears to be a
    lump of carbon again.
[11:33] Ichijo
    Yes.
[11:34] Ichijo
    We managed to convince everyone
    that we were filming a movie,
[11:39] Ichijo
    but take care of any
    photos on the Internet.
[11:42] Ichijo
    Yes, the twins are currently...
[11:46] Zoroku
    Hurry up and sit down.
[11:47] Zoroku
    We're ordering.
[11:48] Asahi
    U-Um...
[11:50] Yonaga
    We should really...
[11:53] Zoroku
    You already apologized
    to Ichijo-san, right?
[11:55] Zoroku
    So it's fine.
[11:57] Both
    Okay...
[12:00] Zoroku
    Is there anything you two can't eat?
[12:03] Zoroku
    If not, I'll just order whatever.
[12:05] Yonaga
    Oh, y-yes, thank you.
[12:07] Asahi
    Y-Yonaga!
[12:14] Sana
    Oh, darn it!
[12:15] Sana
    It just...
[12:16] Sana
    I don't know... It just makes
    me feel frazzled!
[12:19] Sana
    I don't understand it! I don't
    deal well with this stuff!
[12:22] Asahi
    Huh?
[12:23] Yonaga
    You said that earlier.
    What does "frazzled" mean?
[12:25] Sana
    Frazzled means frazzled!
[12:27] Zoroku
    Sana.
[12:30] Sana
    Lately, I always feel this way.
[12:33] Sana
    Even when I read books.
[12:34] Sana
    And the moment I saw you
    two earlier, I felt frazzled.
[12:37] Sana
    That's never happened before.
[12:40] Sana
    What is this? What is it?
[12:42] Sana
    I know I'm myself,
    but it's like I'm not!
[12:44] Sana
    I never felt frazzled at
    the research facility.
[12:47] Sana
    What is this? Tell me!
[12:52] Yonaga
    S-Sa-chan, aren't you just angry
[12:55] Yonaga
    that we ran from you?
[12:58] Sana
    Uh...
[13:00] Sana
    Yeah, I'm angry...
[13:02] Sana
    Huh?
[13:05] Zoroku
    Sana, sit down.
[13:08] Sana
    Okay.
[13:15] Zoroku
    Don't be shy, um...
[13:19] Yonaga
    Oh, I am Hinagiri Yonaga.
[13:21] Yonaga
    G-Go on, Onee-sama... You, too.
[13:23] Asahi
    Uh, I'm Asahi!
[13:25] Zoroku
    Eat before it gets cold.
[13:28] Asahi
    Okay.
[13:31] Yonaga
    U-Uh, then...
[13:37] Yonaga
    This is good!
[13:38] Asahi
    It's very good!
[13:39] Sana
    It's good, right?
[13:40] Asahi
    Yes, very!
[13:42] Yonaga
    Yes!
[13:52] Yonaga
    S-Sa-chan...
[13:55] Yonaga
    Y-You... c-cut your hair, I see.
[13:58] Sana
    Oh... Yeah.
[14:00] Yonaga
    At first, I didn't recognize you.
[14:03] Yonaga
    B-But I think it looks really good.
[14:08] Sana
    It's an "up to you" bob!
[14:09] Asahi
    Wh-What's that? "Bob"?
[14:12] Sana
    You don't know what a bob is?
[14:13] Zoroku
    Those two were in the
    same place as Sana?
[14:13] Sana
    It's a salon thing!
[14:14] Yonaga
    Isn't it a barber shop thing?
[14:16] Ichijo
    Yes.
[14:19] Asahi
    Errors?
[14:20] Sana
    Yeah.
[14:21] Sana
    Sometimes, my power just
    activates itself, like earlier.
[14:25] Sana
    It doesn't always produce something.
[14:28] Sana
    But when it does, I never know
    what it'll be, so it's dangerous.
[14:31] Yonaga
    D-Don't you think you should
    have that checked out?
[14:36] Sana
    Ichijo said she couldn't
    figure it out yet.
[14:41] Yonaga
    H-Hey, Sa-chan...
[14:44] Yonaga
    I'm s-sorry about earlier.
[14:46] Yonaga
    The truth is, we've...
[14:49] Yonaga
    We've really missed you, all this time!
[14:53] Yonaga
    We wanted to apologize to you.
[14:56] Sana
    Asahi? Yonaga?
[14:58] Asahi
    You know...
[15:00] Asahi
    Before we came to the research facility,
    something awful happened to us.
[15:03] Asahi
    That's why we didn't want you
    to go to the outside world.
[15:07] Ichijo
    They were taken into police custody.
    Then the research facility took them in.
[15:12] Zoroku
    Police?
[15:13] Ichijo
    They'd been abused by their father.
[15:35] Yonaga
    Get away...
[15:37] Yonaga
    from her!
[15:41] Ichijo
    At the time, they both thought
    and felt the same things,
[15:45] Ichijo
    so they had trouble telling
    themselves apart.
[15:48] Kito
    Starting today, this is your new home.
[15:51] Kito
    Pretty big, isn't it?
[15:53] Kito
    The air's nice, too.
[15:55] Kito
    I can't let you go out
    whenever you want.
[15:57] Kito
    But you can study, and you'll
    have a place to play.
[16:00] Kito
    It isn't a bad place.
[16:02] Kito
    What about your rooms?
    We can give you separate ones...
[16:06] Both
    We want a room together.
[16:08] Kito
    Got it.
[16:09] Kito
    You're in perfect sync, huh?
[16:11] Kito
    Oh, right. Also...
[16:13] Kito
    I'm sorry, but could you tell me
    your names one more time?
[16:18] Kito
    These are your ID cards.
[16:21] Kito
    Which of you is older,
    and which is younger?
[16:28] Asahi
    Then, I'm the older sister!
[16:30] Yonaga
    I-I'm the younger sister,
    Hinagiri Yonaga...
[16:37] Asahi
    All we had to do was live together,
[16:40] Asahi
    just the two of us, and never
    leave the facility.
[16:44] Asahi
    That's what we thought.
[16:46] Yonaga
    But then we met you and played
    with you, and it was fun.
[16:50] Yonaga
    We gave you a name and taught
    you all kinds of things.
[16:54] Yonaga
    But we never taught you that there was
    a world outside the research facility.
[17:00] Asahi
    We did a terrible thing to you.
[17:03] Asahi
    It wasn't as if you were our doll.
[17:07] Yonaga
    But then you left on your own,
    and it changed our world.
[17:12] Yonaga
    We never thought everything we
    had could disappear so easily.
[17:32] Asahi
    We're going to an American
    school in Yokosuka now.
[17:37] Asahi
    They found new homes for all of
    us from the research facility.
[17:41] Asahi
    Our place has a very nice dorm mother.
[17:45] Asahi
    The language is still a
    bit difficult for us,
[17:47] Asahi
    but slowly, we've begun
    to make friends, too.
[17:50] Asahi
    And we're even in clubs.
[17:52] Yonaga
    I'm in the badminton club,
    and Onee-chan is in the art club.
[17:55] Sana
    Is school fun?
[17:58] Asahi
    Well, yes... Every day is pretty fun.
[18:01] Sana
    Really? Well, it's nice that it's fun.
[18:05] Yonaga
    Sa-chan...
[18:07] Yonaga
    We weren't able to spend
    much time with you,
[18:10] Yonaga
    but you were our first friend,
    and that made us really happy.
[18:15] Both
    We're sorry, Sa-chan.
[18:17] Both
    We're sorry for everything!
[18:21] Sana
    Sure!
[18:24] Sana
    Okay, we've made up!
[18:25] Both
    Wait!
[18:29] Sanae
    Oh, really? And then what happened?
[18:33] Sana
    Well, Asahi and Yonaga
    are both in clubs, too.
[18:38] Sanae
    Sana-chan, you just told me that.
[18:41] Sana
    Huh? Oh, yeah.
[18:43] Sana
    For some reason, I didn't think I had.
[18:46] Sanae
    You must've been really happy!
[18:49] Sana
    I'm not sure.
[18:50] Sanae
    That sounds so nice...
    Your friends, huh?
[19:14] Sanae
    Sana-chan?
[19:18] Sana
    Sanae!
[19:20] Sanae
    Huh? Sana-chan, come on!
[19:24] Sanae
    Are you all right?
[19:25] Sana
    I was sleeping.
[19:26] Sana
    And then suddenly, I didn't
    understand anything.
[19:29] Sanae
    I see.
[19:30] Sanae
    When I was little, I used to suddenly
    feel sad in the middle of the night.
[19:35] Sanae
    And I'd jump into Grandpa's futon.
[19:38] Sana
    I'm not sad or anything.
[19:41] Sana
    I think...
[19:42] Sanae
    Oh, yeah.
[19:44] Sanae
    You did have a really fun time earlier!
[19:48] Sana
    It's weird...
[19:50] Sana
    Ever since I left the research facility,
    I keep getting weirder.
[19:54] Sana
    I feel frazzled.
[19:57] Sana
    Like there's a frazzled person
    inside me that isn't me.
[20:00] Sana
    And so, all the things I knew
    and thought before
[20:04] Sana
    have become unclear, like the
    frazzled thing is interfering.
[20:12] Sana
    It was the same today.
[20:13] Sana
    The moment I saw them, I felt frazzled,
[20:16] Sana
    and I couldn't think about anything.
[20:18] Sana
    It's the same now.
[20:20] Sana
    All of a sudden, I can't control myself.
[20:24] Sana
    This keeps happening in the
    outside world. It's too hard.
[20:28] Sanae
    I see...
[20:29] Sanae
    You're starting to understand
    a lot of things, little by little.
[20:34] Sana
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[20:36] Sana
    I'm saying that I don't understand.
[20:38] Sanae
    Well, um...
[20:40] Sanae
    It's probably best that you don't
    understand, you might say...
[20:44] Sana
    Huh?
[20:46] Sanae
    Frazzle, frazzle!
[20:46] Sana
    What are you doing? Stop it!
[20:52] Sanae
    I love you a lot, Sana-chan.
[20:55] Sana
    What's with you?! Are you teasing?
[20:57] Sana
    I'm serious about feeling frazzled!
[21:01] Sanae
    Well, it's already late, so...
[21:04] Sanae
    Want to sleep in my room with me?
[21:07] Sana
    Really?
[21:08] Sanae
    We can talk there.
[21:10] Sanae
    I want to hear more about
    how frazzled you feel!
[21:25] Asahi
    Morning, Yonaga.
[21:26] Yonaga
    Good morning, Onee-sama.
[21:30] Yonaga
    O-Onee-sama, we got an
    e-mail from Sa-chan!
[21:33] Asahi
    Huh?
[21:35] Yonaga
    Isn't that great, Onee-sama?
[21:37] Asahi
    Y-You're the one who
    was worried about her!
[21:40] Yonaga
    So were you.
[21:43] sana
    Did you send the e-mail?
[21:45] Sanae
    Yep.
[21:46] Sanae
    Do you still feel frazzled?
[21:49] Sana
    I'm not sure.
[21:51] Sana
    I think maybe not.
[21:53] Sanae
    Oh, good!
[21:55] Sana
    "Sorry I left the research facility.
[21:58] Sana
    You two are my friends.
[22:01] Sana
    Let's play together again.
[22:02] Sana
    — Kashimura Sana."
SIGN    Next Episode The Evil Witch
[23:36] Voice
    The Evil Witch.

Season 1

9 - The Evil Witch

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SIGN    The Magic Words
[00:01] Hatori
    Long ago, in a faraway land,
    lived an unfortunate little girl.
[00:06] Hatori
    The little girl was very,
    very unfortunate.
[00:11] Guy
    I'm very sorry...
SIGN    Closeout Sale
[00:12] Guy
    At this point in March,
    these are all we have.
[00:17] Mom
    Thank you.
[00:19] Mom
    I'm sorry, Hatori.
[00:21] Mom
    You'll have to choose one of these.
[00:23] Hatori
    Okay.
SIGN    Closeout Sale
SIGN    As Is!!
[00:32] ---
    Closeout Sale
[00:33] Hatori
    Mom, I want this one.
[00:36] Mom
    Oh?
[00:41] Mom
    Normally, the school insignia
    would go right here.
[00:50] ---
    Closeout Sale
[00:55] Hatori
    I'm sorry.
SIGN    The Evil Witch
[02:37] Dad
    You're bringing that up again?
[02:39] Dad
    It happened over two years ago.
[02:43] Dad
    Hatori is a smart girl.
[02:45] Dad
    There are always middle school
    entrance exams, if necessary.
[02:48] Mom
    You always do that.
[02:50] Mom
    You always try to postpone the issue.
[02:55] Mom
    Sending her to public school
    for three more years...
[02:58] Dad
    It's your fault for not having her
    test for a backup school!
[03:03] Mom
    I thought not narrowing the options
    would restrict her potential!
[03:08] Dad
    Get over yourself!
[03:09] Mom
    What's your problem?
[03:10] Mom
    What about you, then?
    What have you done to help?
[03:14] Mom
    From the start, you've never cared
    about her entrance exams!
[03:16] Mom
    You wouldn't listen to
    any of my concerns!
[03:19] Mom
    I took her to cram school, picked her up,
[03:22] Mom
    and researched schools, all on my own!
[03:24] Hatori
    God...
[03:27] Hatori
    Because I'm such a useless daughter,
[03:30] Hatori
    my mom and dad don't get along anymore.
[03:34] Hatori
    I don't need presents for my
    birthday or Christmas.
[03:38] Hatori
    I'll study hard. I'll do anything!
[03:41] Hatori
    So please, God...
[03:45] Hatori
    Make my mom and dad be
    nice and get along again!
[03:55] Kids
    Let's eat!
[04:01] Dad
    Ayumu...
[04:02] Dad
    Don't gulp your food down.
[04:04] Dad
    Daiki is copying you.
[04:06] Ayumu
    Sure.
[04:07] Mom
    Later, we'll come cheer
    at your match, okay?
[04:10] Ayumu
    Got it.
[04:12] Ayumu
    I'm heading out!
[04:13] Dad
    Good luck!
[04:13] Daiki
    See you later!
SIGN    Close View
SIGN    Ayu-chan
SIGN     I'll do my best at the match. Come cheer me on, okay? Close View
[04:31] Hatori
    Ayu-chan!
[04:33] Hatori
    Good... morning...
[04:38] Hatori
    I'm hungry...
[04:46] Hatori
    S-So...
[04:47] Hatori
    Ayu-chan has a match today.
[04:50] Hatori
    Want to go cheer for her,
    like we used to?
[04:53] Hatori
    All three of us...
[04:58] Mom
    That's a good idea!
[05:01] Dad
    Who's Ayu-chan?
[05:02] Mom
    Hatori's friend. The really lively girl.
[05:05] Dad
    Oh, the one who's a bit boyish?
[05:08] Dad
    We should all go. It's been a long time.
[05:10] Mom
    I'll have to make lunches for us, then!
[05:12] Dad
    It's fine. We'll get food somewhere.
[05:16] Hatori
    One day, a good witch appeared
    before the girl and asked her,
[05:22] Hatori
    "What is your wish?"
[05:25] Hatori
    And the little girl said,
[05:27] Hatori
    "I wish everyone would be nice
    to each other all the time."
[05:31] Hatori
    And then, the witch said,
[05:34] Hatori
    "Very well.
[05:36] Hatori
    I will teach you some magic words."
[05:39] Hatori
    But the little girl didn't know
    how to use the magic words.
[05:46] Hatori
    You're supposed to obey
    the traffic signals.
SIGN    Pedestrians and Bicycles Only
[05:59] Boy
    Hey! Hurry it up!
[06:01] Boy
    I hope the basketball court is open!
[06:03] Boy
    The guys from the class next
    door might have taken it!
[06:06] Hatori
    You aren't supposed to run.
[06:17] Hatori
    What is this?
[06:29] Boy
    Huh?
[06:31] Boy
    Come on, let's go!
[06:32] Hatori
    I wonder what that thing was.
[06:35] Ayumu
    It was kind of weird.
[06:39] Ayumu
    Do you think it might be magic?
[06:42] Hatori
    Huh?
[06:43] Ayumu
    It must be. Remember that
    guy from this morning?
[06:48] Ayumu
    I bet that was your power, too.
[06:56] Ayumu
    You can use magic, Ha-chan!
[06:59] Hatori
    I don't...
[07:00] Ayumu
    Hey, try it again.
[07:02] Hatori
    Huh?
[07:03] Ayumu
    Your magic.
[07:06] Hatori
    But...
[07:08] Ayumu
    I know you can do it.
[07:10] Ayumu
    It worked on that guy and those boys!
[07:15] Hatori
    You really think so?
[07:24] Hatori
    Stop.
[07:35] Hatori
    I did it, Ayu-chan!
[07:38] Hatori
    Ayu-chan?
[07:40] Hatori
    Ayu-chan! Ayu-chan!
[07:42] Ayumu
    What's wrong, Ha-chan?
[07:47] Ayumu
    Wow! You really can use magic!
[07:52] Hatori
    You think so?
[07:53] Ayumu
    Yeah! That has to be it!
[07:56] Hatori
    I turned into a witch...
[07:59] Ayumu
    You're a good witch, Ha-chan!
[08:01] Hatori
    Huh?
[08:03] Ayumu
    Hey, Ha-chan...
[08:05] Ayumu
    Try it again.
[08:12] Hatori
    Walk.
[08:17] Ayumu
    Everyone, dance.
[08:19] Ayumu
    Wow.
[08:20] Ayumu
    They do what I say, too.
[08:22] Ayumu
    Okay, next...
[08:23] Ayumu
    Stop!
[08:26] Hatori
    Ayu-chan...
[08:31] Hatori
    You aren't afraid of me?
[08:35] Ayumu
    I'd never be afraid of you.
[08:37] Ayumu
    I'll always be with you, okay?
[08:44] Hatori
    "I will teach you some magic words.
[08:46] Hatori
    Use these, and you can
    grant yourself any wish.
[08:50] Hatori
    Everyone will do as you say.
[08:55] Hatori
    However, you must only
    use them for good.
[08:58] Hatori
    Do that, and you can be a good witch.
[09:02] Hatori
    But if you use them for evil,
[09:04] Hatori
    you will become an evil witch."
[09:09] Hatori
    But the little girl didn't follow
    the good witch's orders.

[09:15] Girl
    Your mom is so great, Hatori-chan.
[09:18] Girl
    She's so pretty, and she looks nice!
[09:21] Girl
    I wish my mom looked that stylish!
[09:24] Girl
    But she seems a little different now.
[09:27] Girl
    Back at the entrance ceremony,
    she seemed...
[09:29] Girl
    I don't know... kind of scary.
[09:32] Girl
    She's totally different now, huh?
[10:10] Hatori
    Mom? Dad?
SIGN    Ayu-chan
SIGN    
    
    Ha-chan, what's wrong?
    
    Ha-chan?
[10:18] Ayumu
    Ha-chan!
[10:23] Hatori
    Ayu-chan...
[10:27] Hatori
    "If you use them for evil,
[10:29] Hatori
    you will become an evil witch."
[10:34] Hatori
    I knew...
[10:38] Hatori
    I knew it didn't make sense
    that Mom and Dad
[10:41] Hatori
    were suddenly getting along.
[10:44] Hatori
    I knew it must have been the magic...
[10:49] Hatori
    But finding out for sure, I was scared.
[10:55] Hatori
    God is really mean, isn't he?
[10:58] Hatori
    To give me a magic power like this...
[11:03] Hatori
    What do I do, Ayu-chan?
[11:07] Hatori
    As long as I'm here, this house
    is full of nothing but lies.
[11:12] Ayumu
    Ha-chan...
[11:15] Hatori
    I'll go far away.
[11:19] Ayumu
    Okay. I'll go with you.
[11:22] Hatori
    What? But...
[11:23] Ayumu
    After all, I used your magic to
    tease a lot of people, too.
[11:29] Ayumu
    We're the same.
[11:50] Sana
    Hey, what time is it?
[11:52] Chinatsu
    It's 10:46.
[11:54] Chinatsu
    It hasn't been two minutes
    since you last asked.
[11:56] Sana
    Oh, really?
[11:58] Chinatsu
    You're really looking forward to
    your friends coming over, huh?
[12:03] Chinatsu
    "Hinagiri-san," right?
[12:05] Sana
    Yeah! Asahi and Yonaga!
[12:07] Zoroku
    Sana...
[12:09] Zoroku
    Would you throw out the, um...
    you know, that stuff?
[12:11] Zoroku
    You know, uh, the green stuff.
[12:13] Sana
    Green stuff?
[12:15] Sana
    Oh, the squishy things?
[12:17] Zoroku
    Yeah, those.
[12:19] Sana
    Leave it to me! I'll take
    care of anything!
[12:29] Sana
    These are next!
[12:31] Sana
    The green things you stick flowers in.
[12:33] Sana
    I'll wring them out and toss them!
[12:36] Sana
    Squish...
[12:39] Sana
    It feels so gross, but so cool!
[12:43] Sana
    Squish...
[12:45] Sana
    They're gonna be so surprised.
[12:47] Sana
    Since I left the research lab,
    I've learned all kinds of things.
[12:51] Sana
    Because I'm amazing!
[12:53] Yonaga
    W-Wait, Onee-sama!
[12:56] Yonaga
    Don't go so far ahead alone!
[12:58] Yonaga
    You'll get lost aga—
[12:59] Asahi
    No need to worry!
[13:00] Asahi
    I have the map that Sa-chan e-mailed me!
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Omotesando
SIGN    Station
[13:04] Yonaga
    O-Onee-sama, I don't think that...
[13:09] Yonaga
    Y-You see?
[13:11] Asahi
    W-Well, everyone makes mistakes.
[13:14] Asahi
    Um...
[13:16] Asahi
    Th-This is...
[13:17] Yonaga
    Takeshita Street?
[13:19] Yonaga
    W-We haven't been here before.
[13:21] Yonaga
    O-Onee-sama?
[13:23] Asahi
    Yonaga...
[13:24] Yonaga
    Yes?
[13:25] Asahi
    Which way do you think Ura-Hara is?
[13:28] Yonaga
    F-Forget it! It's already time!
[13:30] Yonaga
    Sa-chan is waiting for us!
[13:32] Asahi
    I know that! Of course I know that!
[13:35] Asahi
    But still, I mean...
[13:38] Asahi
    You know?
[13:39] Yonaga
    Y-You should probably ask Sa-chan.
[13:43] Asahi
    Y-You're right!
[13:44] Asahi
    We've been looking forward to playing
    with Sa-chan again, for so long!
[13:52] Asahi
    All right! Let's go see Sa-chan, Yonaga!
[13:55] Yonaga
    Yes!
[13:59] Hatori
    This is an order.
[14:00] Hatori
    Stop.
[14:12] Sana
    Zoroku, I'm done.
[14:14] Sana
    What's the next...
[14:19] Sana
    What are you doing?
[14:21] Sana
    Hey, what's the matter, Zoroku?
[14:27] Sana
    Come on, what is this?
[14:29] Sana
    Are you playing around?
[14:31] Sana
    Zoroku? Zoroku?
[14:33] Sana
    Zoroku!
[14:37] Hatori
    Your arm will tire in that position.
[14:39] Hatori
    Put it down.
[14:41] Hatori
    And don't make such a racket,
    while blocking the street.
[14:45] Hatori
    You're grown-ups.
[14:49] Hatori
    This is an order.
[14:50] Hatori
    Everyone, out of my way.
[14:55] Hatori
    What would you like?
[14:56] Ayumu
    Well...
[14:57] Ayumu
    Okay, I'll have the
    strawberry-strawberry.
[15:00] Hatori
    That, and one kiwi with whipped cream.
[15:07] Ayumu
    So, what should we do now?
[15:09] Hatori
    Well...
[15:11] Hatori
    We'll do as we like,
    until we're out of money.
[15:13] Hatori
    When we are, we'll get a job.
[15:16] Hatori
    With magic, even an elementary
    schooler can get a part-time job.
[15:20] Ayumu
    Yeah...
[15:21] Hatori
    We'll live in an unfamiliar town,
[15:23] Hatori
    find work, and when we have enough
    money, we'll move to the next one.
[15:27] Hatori
    It'll be lovely.
[15:29] Hatori
    Hey, why don't we look from up there?
[15:32] Ayumu
    Yeah.
[15:38] Ayumu
    It's smaller than I thought.
[15:40] Hatori
    It is.
[15:41] Hatori
    But the view is nice.
[15:43] Hatori
    Normally, we couldn't get
    into places like this.
[15:48] Ayumu
    It's so quiet.
[15:50] Ayumu
    As if everyone in the world disappeared,
     and we're the only ones.
[15:54] Hatori
    Yeah.
[15:56] Hatori
    Sure about this?
[15:58] Ayumu
    Huh?
[15:59] Hatori
    You don't have to come, Ayu-chan.
[16:02] Ayumu
    Why? You don't want me with you?
[16:04] Hatori
    No, I didn't mean that.
[16:07] Hatori
    I only meant that this is all my fault.
[16:11] Hatori
    I can't even undo the magic myself.
[16:14] Hatori
    That's why Mom and Dad...
[16:18] Hatori
    I couldn't stay at home,
[16:20] Hatori
    so I decided that I'd go on alone.
[16:23] Hatori
    But that isn't the case for you, is it?
[16:27] Ayumu
    Didn't I promise I'd always
    stay with you?
[16:30] Ayumu
    Even if you're a witch,
    you're still Ha-chan!
[16:33] Hatori
    Ayu-chan...
[16:36] Hatori
    Ayu-chan, I love you.
[16:38] Hatori
    You're such a hot guy!
[16:40] Ayumu
    I'm a hot guy, all right.
[16:42] Ayumu
    There, there.
[16:49] Ayumu
    What's that about?
[16:51] Hatori
    The magic hasn't even worn off.
[16:54] Sana
    Wh-What's wrong with you? Stop this!
[16:57] Sana
    Are you joking around? Say something!
[16:58] Ayumu
    Over there!
[17:00] All
    Something.
[17:01] Sana
    No, no! That isn't what I meant!
[17:05] Sana
    This isn't right.
[17:07] Sana
    What's going on?
[17:09] Sana
    What happened to Zoroku
    and everyone else?
[17:12] Sana
    E-Everyone outside is this way...
[17:18] Hatori
    Who are you?
[17:23] Ayumu
    Are you okay?
[17:24] Sana
    I... I can't...
[17:26] Sana
    I've never run that much before...
[17:29] Ayumu
    How are you unaffected by the magic?
[17:31] Sana
    Huh? M-Magic?
[17:34] Sana
    What do you mean?
[17:36] Sana
    More importantly, what's going on?
[17:39] Sana
    And just who are you?
[17:40] Sana
    Are they... okay?
[17:42] Sana
    Zoroku and the others.
[17:43] Sana
    Everyone's acting weird....
[17:45] Sana
    Just... What's going on?
[17:47] Sana
    I really don't like this.
[17:49] Sana
    I don't like this frazzled feeling.
[17:51] Hatori
    What's with you?
[17:54] Sana
    What happened?
[17:57] Hatori
    Does my magic not work on her?
[18:00] Ayumu
    It seems that way.
[18:02] Hatori
    How can that be?
[18:04] Ayumu
    This has never...
[18:08] Ayumu
    Hey, where did you come from?
[18:10] Sana
    Huh?
[18:11] Ayumu
    If you know something, tell us!
[18:13] Ayumu
    Why doesn't Ha-chan's magic affect you?
[18:16] Sana
    Huh?
[18:17] AYumu
    Did you do something special?
[18:18] AYumu
    Or have something?
[18:20] Ayumu
    Just tell us anything you know.
[18:22] Ayumu
    We're looking for a way
    to undo this magic!
[18:26] Hatori
    Ayu-chan, what are you saying?
[18:27] Ayumu
    Please!
[18:29] Sana
    W-Wait a second.
[18:31] Sana
    What are you talking about?
[18:33] Ayumu
    I... I'm Miho Ayumu.
[18:36] Ayumu
    This is my friend, Hatori-chan.
[18:38] Hatori
    Stop!
[18:40] Ayumu
    If there's a way to stay
    unaffected by the magic,
[18:44] Ayumu
    Ha-chan won't have to leave home!
[18:47] Sana
    Not that...
[18:49] Sana
    What's going on?
[18:51] Sana
    So you two did this, then?
[18:55] Sana
    Then...
[18:56] Sana
    Then, wait a minute.
[18:58] Sana
    You're saying you two did all this?
[19:02] Sana
    To Zoroku and everyone?
[19:05] Sana
    It was all you?!
[19:09] Hatori
    That's...
[19:11] Hatori
    Why did it suddenly—
[19:12] Ayumu
    Ha-chan?
[19:21] Guy
    Whoops, careful.
[19:22] Guy
    Sorry.
[19:23] Guy
    Man, what're you doing?
[19:25] Guy
    It wasn't my fault.
[19:26] Ayumu
    No way.
[19:27] Ayumu
    The town
[19:29] Ayumu
    is back to normal.
[19:32] Asahi
    Isn't this exciting?
[19:33] Yonaga
    Y-Yes! Sa-chan is waiting for us!
[19:37] Sana
    You two...
[19:41] Sana
    I won't let you get away with that.
[19:44] Sana
    I won't!
[19:52] Guy
    What the heck is that?
[19:54] Guy
    Whoa, what's that?
[19:55] Girl
    Wow!
[19:56] Guy
    A promotion?
[19:57] Girl
    Why Santa?
[20:10] Guy
    What was that?
[20:11] Guy
    You also saw Santa Claus, right?
[20:18] Sana
    Wh-What is this? What's happening?
[20:24] Hatori
    This is an order. You are to...
[20:29] Guy
    Did you just see a light?
[20:30] Girl
    Huh? Really?
[20:32] Hatori
    What are you?
[20:37] Hatori
    Ow!
[20:38] Ayumu
    H-Hey...
[20:39] Hatori
    That hurts... Hey.
[20:41] Ayumu
    Just calm down! Stop it, okay?
[20:43] Sana
    Shut up! What's wrong is wrong!
[20:46] Sana
    Was it you? Were you two the ones?
[20:46] Hatori
    Ow... Come on!
[20:51] Sana
    Let me go!
[20:53] Sana
    Why?
[21:04] Ayumu
    Hey, wait up!
[21:06] Sana
    W-Wait... You...
[21:08] Sana
    O-Oh...
[21:10] Sana
    Out of energy...
[21:13] Guy
    What happened?
[21:14] Girl
    Hang in there!
[21:18] Ayumu
    Ha-chan?
[21:21] Ayumu
    Hey, Ha-chan?
[21:22] Hatori
    Even if the magic works on them,
    they forget about it afterward,
[21:26] Hatori
    so I thought I could get
    away with anything.
[21:31] Hatori
    But everyone around her...
[21:33] Hatori
    Probably her family, friends,
    and everyone else
[21:37] Hatori
    ended up like soulless zombies.
[21:40] Hatori
    And she was all alone,
    in the middle of them.
[21:47] Hatori
    She must have felt so
    scared and nervous.
[21:50] Hatori
    It must have been so confusing and terrifying.
[21:55] Ayumu
    Ha-chan?
[21:57] Hatori
    Ayu-chan, I...
[22:01] Hatori
    I really did turn into an evil witch.
SIGN    Next Episode Where the Cheshire Cat Smiles
[23:36] Voice
    Where the Cheshire Cat Smiles.

Season 1

10 - Where the Cheshire Cat Smiles

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[00:02] Ayumu
    Well, Ha-chan...
    I'm going home for today.
[00:06] Hatori
    Yeah. Sorry.
[00:17] Hatori
    What is this power?
[00:22] Hatori
    What am I supposed to do?
[00:25] Hatori
    When I use magic, I get so hungry,
    I can't think about anything.
[00:29] Hatori
    Even standing up is a hassle.
[00:32] Hatori
    I can't be like that...
[00:33] Hatori
    I know I can't be like that, but...
[00:37] Mom
    Hatori?
[00:40] Mom
    What are you doing over here?
[00:43] Mom
    Do you feel sick?
[00:44] Mom
    Can you stand?
[00:47] Hatori
    You're so kind, Mom.
[00:49] Mom
    Hatori?
[00:51] Hatori
    Which "Mom" are you right now?
[00:54] Mom
    What are you talking about?
[00:55] Mom
    I'm your mom.
[00:57] Mom
    What's wrong with you, Hatori?
[01:03] Hatori
    What do I do, Mom?
[01:05] Hatori
    I...
[01:06] Mom
    What?
[01:07] Mom
    It's all right.
[01:09] Mom
    Your mom is right here.
[01:12] Hatori
    No, Mom...
[01:14] Hatori
    I'm not...
[01:21] Hatori
    For failing to follow her orders,
[01:24] Hatori
    the little girl became an evil witch.
[01:28] Hatori
    And then, she was burned at the stake.
SIGN    Where the Cheshire Cat Smiles
[03:15] Asahi
    U-Um...
[03:16] Yonaga
    I really think we should help...
[03:18] Sanae
    Oh, no, don't worry about it.
[03:21] Sanae
    You're our guests.
[03:23] Sanae
    Just have a seat and wait.
[03:39] Sana
    Zoroku...
[03:43] Sana
    Zoroku!
[03:44] Sana
    You guys, where... Where's Zoroku?
[03:47] Zoroku
    Oh, you're up, Sana?
[03:50] Zoroku
    What's wrong?
[03:51] Sana
    You're all right?
[03:53] Sana
    You won't go all weird again?
[03:55] Sana
    You're back to normal?
[03:56] Zoroku
    Something really did happen, then?
[04:07] Sana
    Zoroku!
[04:23] Zoroku
    Okay, I'm off.
[04:24] Sana
    If anything happens, call me!
[04:26] Sana
    Even if nothing happens, call me!
[04:29] Zoroku
    All right, all right.
[04:31] Zoroku
    I'll be home late, so if anything
    happens, you guys call me, too.
[04:34] Sana
    B-Be well!
[04:36] Zoroku
    Okay.
[04:39] Sanae
    Well, it's cold.
    Let's hurry back inside.
[04:42] Sana
    Yeah...
[04:43] Sana
    Huh? Why are you two here?
[04:45] Asahi
    Why?
[04:46] Yonaga
    Unreal!
[04:48] Sanae
    They waited for you to wake up
[04:51] Sanae
    because they were worried about you.
[04:53] Sanae
    I was worried, too.
[04:56] Sana
    Is that true?
[04:57] Asahi
    W-Well...
[04:58] Asahi
    Coming all this way, only to
    leave, would be a waste!
[05:02] Yonaga
    Oh, Onee-sama!
[05:03] Sanae
    Okay, I'll start cooking right away.
[05:05] Sanae
    Why don't you girls take a bath,
    and then relax a bit?
[05:10] Sana
    Okay.
[05:11] Both
    Huh?!
[05:12] Both
    Sa-chan, you take baths?
[05:14] Sana
    Wh-Why are you surprised?
[05:15] Both
    Because you never took them before!
[05:18] Sana
    W-Well, these days, I do... sometimes.
[05:22] Sanae
    Wow!
[05:23] Sanae
    Your voices were in perfect sync!
[05:27] Sanae
    Lately, Sana-chan likes using
    bath additives, you see.
[05:31] Both
    Huh...
[05:32] Sanae
    She says the bubbly stuff
    feels really nice.
[05:35] Both
    Huh...
[05:36] Sanae
    And she likes hot spring
    bath salts, too.
[05:40] Sanae
    Her favorite is—
[05:41] Sana
    Hey!
[05:42] Sanae
    When do you two want your bath?
[05:44] Sanae
    Want one after we eat or before?
[05:46] Asahi
    Oh, either one's fine.
[05:48] Yonaga
    We normally take ours together.
[05:50] Sanae
    Oh?
[05:52] Sanae
    Well, that's fine, too.
[05:54] Asahi
    I-Idiot! You didn't have
    to tell her that!
[05:56] Yonaga
    Huh?
[05:57] Sana
    Hey, why are they talking
    about taking a bath?
[06:01] Sanae
    Well, you see,
[06:03] Sanae
    Grandpa told them to stay over tonight.
[06:06] Sana
    Stay over?
[06:07] Sana
    Oh, they're sleeping here?
[06:09] Sanae
    That's right.
[06:14] Sana
    Wow! Really?
[06:16] Sanae
    Yes, really.
[06:19] Sanae
    Okay, Sana-chan, show them
    where the towels are!
[06:24] Sana
    Sure!
[06:24] Sana
    I'm in charge of the towels, you know!
[06:26] Sana
    Every day!
[06:27] Sana
    Oh, want some juice?
    Or there's milk, too!
[06:30] Sana
    When you drink, you put
    one hand on your waist!
[06:32] Sana
    You have to, or it's wrong!
[06:38] Asahi
    Sa-chan is actually washing herself...
[06:41] Yonaga
    And without using her power.
[06:43] Sana
    Of course!
[06:44] Sana
    You're supposed to wash yourself
    before getting in the bath.
[06:47] Sana
    If you don't, there's more bacteria!
[06:53] Sana
    Get in up to your shoulders,
[06:55] Sana
    and don't get out until
    you count to 100.
[06:57] Sana
    It's a crow's quick bath!
[06:59] Asahi
    What's a "crow's quick bath"?
[07:03] Sana
    A crow's quick bath is a
    crow taking a quick bath!
[07:09] Sana
    You have to dry it thoroughly,
    or you'll get sick!
[07:15] Sanae
    You three, dinner's ready!
[07:21] All
    Let's eat!
[07:25] All
    Thanks for the meal!
[07:26] Sanae
    That was fast!
SIGN    Today's Chores!!
SIGN    Sanae | Sana-chan | Grandpa
SIGN    
    
    Laundry (Fold) Meal (Morning)
SIGN    
    
    Laundry (Dry)
SIGN    
    
    Take Out Trash
SIGN    Kashimura Sana
[07:36] Yonaga
    Sa-chan is washing dishes...
[07:39] Sanae
    Not only that...
[07:41] sanae
    She takes care of the flowers,
[07:43] Sanae
    and does laundry and takes out
    the trash when it's her turn.
[07:46] Both
    Wow...
[07:51] Sana
    There.
[07:52] Sanae
    Hello, Grandpa?
[07:55] Sanae
    Okay, got it.
[07:56] Sana
    Is that Zoroku?
[07:58] Sanae
    Yep, everything is fine.
[08:00] Sana
    Hey, what's Zoroku saying?
[08:02] Sanae
    Just a second.
[08:04] Sanae
    I'll pass the phone to Sana-chan.
[08:06] Sanae
    Here.
[08:07] Sana
    Hi, Zoroku?
[08:08] Sana
    Yeah, much better!
[08:11] Sana
    No, we aren't fighting at all!
[08:13] Sana
    It's true! I'm not lying!
[08:15] Sana
    I haven't used my power, either!
[08:17] Sana
    I ate lots at dinner.
[08:19] Sana
    And I'll brush my teeth before bed!
[08:23] Sana
    It's too small!
[08:24] Sana
    The futons won't all fit in here!
[08:26] Sana
    Are we really gonna sleep together?
[08:29] Yonaga
    Well, they said we could, right?
[08:32] Asahi
    You two, it's late already.
    We need to be quiet.
[08:36] Yonaga
    Oh, it's fine. It's just a little fun.
[08:39] Aashi
    It isn't fine!
[08:41] Sana
    Hey, you guys switched places.
[08:43] Yonaga
    Huh?
[08:44] Aashi
    What do you mean?
[08:46] Sana
    Huh?
[08:53] Asahi
    S-Stop!
[08:54] Yonaga
    Time to get you back, for what you always do!
[08:56] Yonaga
    Whoops...
[08:58] Yonaga
    Sa-chan, right here!
[09:00] Sana
    What?
[09:01] Sana
    What's going on?
[09:02] Yonaga
    Come on... Hurry up!
[09:03] Asahi
    No! Not there!
[09:05] Sana
    I don't get it, but I'm
    gonna do it, too!
[09:08] Yonaga
    There! Take that!
[09:14] Sanae
    Shh.
[09:17] Sana
    R-Right.
[09:23] Sanae
    Oh, gosh, that's so nice!
[09:26] Sanae
    Twins, huh? Sisters, huh?
[09:29] Sanae
    I wish I could've joined in!
[09:34] Sana
    Zoroku's late...
[09:37] Yonaga
    G-Guess being a florist is hard work.
[09:50] Sana
    Usually...
[09:52] Sana
    Well, sometimes. Or maybe not.
[09:56] Sana
    Today... But because of that girl...
[10:00] Yonaga
    We don't remember anything about it.
[10:03] Asahi
    A Dream of Alice that
    can freeze people...
[10:07] Yonaga
    Were you scared?
[10:09] Sana
    Scared...
[10:11] Sana
    Yeah. I was really scared.
[10:14] Sana
    Everyone stopped moving. Only I could.
[10:18] Asahi
    Then, I wonder...
[10:19] Yonaga
    ...if she wasn't scared, as well.
[10:22] Sana
    She's...
[10:24] Sana
    She's evil.
[10:26] Sana
    I'll never forgive her!
[10:28] Sana
    She made weird things
    happen to you, too.
[10:32] Sana
    Since you guys were coming over today,
[10:35] Sana
    Zoroku was supposed to
    get off work early.
[10:40] Sana
    It's all her fault.
[10:43] Sana
    She makes me feel all frazzled!
[10:58] Sana
    Zoroku...
[11:00] Zoroku
    Oh? You're still awake?
[11:02] Sana
    I was asleep, but I woke up.
[11:06] Zoroku
    Hey, cut that out.
[11:07] Sana
    Are you done for today?
[11:09] Sana
    You won't go anywhere else?
[11:12] Zoroku
    No, I'm not going anywhere.
[11:16] Zoroku
    Hey, don't cling like that.
[11:18] Zoroku
    You'll get the cigarette smell on you,
[11:20] Zoroku
    and Sanae'll get mad.
[11:21] Sana
    No!
[11:26] Zoroku
    All right, all right...
[11:28] Zoroku
    I'll take a bath. Let go,
    just for a bit.
[11:30] Zoroku
    Are your friends asleep already?
[11:33] Sana
    Zoroku...
[11:35] Sana
    Don't go anywhere else...
[11:38] Sana
    Don't turn all weird again.
[11:42] Zoroku
    All right already.
[11:43] Zoroku
    Come on, move...
[11:49] Asahi
    I never would've imagined
    Sa-chan acting like that.
[11:52] Yonaga
    Yeah.
SIGN    Guide to Seasonal Flowers
[12:22] Both
    Thank you for having us.
[12:24] Zoroku
    Come visit again, sometime.
[12:26] Both
    We will!
[12:28] Sana
    Asahi! Yonaga! See you later!
[12:30] Sana
    Come stay over again.
[12:32] Sana
    Promise you will!
[12:33] Both
    All right!
[12:35] Zoroku
    Well, I should go, too.
[12:37] Sanae
    Huh?
[12:38] Sanae
    Aren't you off today?
[12:40] Zoroku
    I have to redo all the arrangements
    that went bad yesterday.
[12:45] Zoroku
    I'll be home early.
[12:50] Sanae
    It must be rough for Grandpa...
[13:00] Sana
    It's her fault.
[13:02] Sana
    I'm gonna get her good.
SIGN    Shikishima
[13:13] Mom
    Welcome.
[13:15] Ayumu
    Um, is Ha-chan here?
[13:17] Mom
    She's upstairs.
[13:25] Mom
    Here you go.
[13:27] Ayumu
    Th-Thank you.
[13:30] Mom
    Well, take your time.
[13:34] Hatori
    Thanks, Mom.
[13:44] Ayumu
    Ha-chan, why haven't
    you been at school?
[13:49] Hatori
    I won't be going to school anymore.
[13:52] Hatori
    Sorry.
[13:54] Hatori
    But you know it's for the best.
[13:56] Ayumu
    No, it isn't.
[13:57] Ayumu
    Why are you apologizing?
[13:59] Ayumu
    None of this is your fault!
[14:04] Hatori
    The police have come by several times.
[14:08] Hatori
    But I sent them away.
[14:10] Hatori
    I'm a witch, so no one can
    do anything to me.
[14:15] Hatori
    I'm an evil witch.
[14:19] Hatori
    Ayu-chan, I'm sorry.
[14:21] Hatori
    I won't be running away, after all.
[14:25] Hatori
    I realized that I need to stay
    with my mom and dad.
[14:31] Hatori
    I didn't tell you before,
[14:33] Hatori
    but they'd been fighting
    for a long time.
[14:37] Hatori
    Because of me.
[14:39] Hatori
    Because I couldn't live up
    to Mom's expectations.
[14:43] Hatori
    When I use my magic,
    they're like they were.
[14:52] Hatori
    But once the magic wears off,
    they go back to fighting.
[14:58] Hatori
    So I have to stay with them forever.
[15:04] Hatori
    Even if it's all a lie, I don't care.
SIGN    Pedestrians and Bicycles Only
SIGN    Harajuku Station
[15:20] Ayumu
    Why?
[15:22] Ayumu
    I know this can't be right.
[15:25] Ayumu
    I don't want to accept that
    there's nothing I can do...
SIGN    Pedestrians and Bicycles Only
[15:32] Ayumu
    I won't accept it!
[15:41] Zoroku
    I'm back.
[15:42] Sanae
    Welcome home.
[15:44] Sana
    Welcome back!
[15:51] Zoroku
    What's she doing?
[15:52] Sanae
    I have no idea, but she's
    been at it all day.
[16:02] Sana
    Just watch me, you guys...
SIGN    Shikishima
[16:12] Naito
    Shikishima Hatori, age 9, third grade.
[16:16] Naito
    An only child, living with her parents.
[16:19] Naito
    Harajuku security cameras made
    it easy to identify her, but...
[16:24] Mom
    Yes?
[16:25] Yamada
    This is Yamada. We spoke
    on the phone earlier.
[16:27] Mom
    I'm sorry?
[16:31] Yamada
    Would you be Shikishima
    Hatori-chan's mother?
[16:34] Yamada
    I'd like to speak with you
    concerning Hatori-chan.
[16:39] Yamada
    Is Hatori-chan at home right now?
[16:45] Yamada
    U-Um...
[16:47] Mom
    What is this?
[16:48] Mom
    Do you want something
    from my daughter?
[16:50] Yamada
    Uh, no, just to talk about...
[16:57] Naito
    Well, that's over.
[17:02] Naito
    Time to head back, Yamada.
[17:05] Yamada
    Yeah.
[17:06] Naito
    Wait.
[17:08] Naito
    What's "over"?
[17:09] Yamada
    Huh?
[17:11] Yamada
    Well, it was... you know, that thing.
[17:14] Naito
    Oh, well.
[17:15] Naito
    Let's go eat! I'm starving!
[17:18] Yamada
    Huh? I don't want beef bowls again.
[17:21] Yamada
    You should be more considerate
    toward women.
[17:24] Yamada
    Toward women!
[17:25] Naito
    What do you mean?
[17:30] Yamada
    Why did you suddenly stop?
    That scared me!
[17:36] Naito
    Yamada, we've been had.
[17:38] Naito
    This is the fifth time.
[17:46] Naito
    Damn...
[17:48] Naito
    That girl's really something.
[17:54] Naito
    The only people who can go near
    her house are those she allows.
[17:58] Yamada
    The power to control others.
[18:01] Yamada
    Then it's true.
[18:03] Naito
    If she'd only let us talk to her,
SIGN    Miho Ayumu
[18:06] Naito
    we might be able to help her
[18:08] Naito
    with her problem,
    at least a little bit...
[18:13] Ayumu
    That girl the other day
[18:16] Ayumu
    used magic just like Ha-chan's.
[18:29] Ayumu
    If I can see that girl again, maybe I
    can figure something out.
[18:35] Ayumu
    Ha-chan's magic hadn't ever been
    broken, but that day, it was.
[18:40] Ayumu
    What is this magic?
[18:42] Ayumu
    Can she never get rid of it?
[18:44] Ayumu
    If I can find that girl, I'm sure...
[18:48] Hatori
    Sorry, Ayu-chan.
[18:50] Hatori
    Please don't ever come back.
[18:52] Ayumu
    Ha-chan!
[18:53] Hatori
    I might end up hurting you.
[18:58] Ayumu
    B-But I don't care!
[19:00] Ayumu
    Because... Because you're—
[19:02] Hatori
    Did you know, Ayu-chan?
[19:05] Hatori
    If a bear comes down from the
    mountains and attacks someone,
[19:09] Hatori
    it can never be returned
    to the mountains.
[19:13] Hatori
    It's killed.
[19:15] Hatori
    When I was little, I used to wonder why
    people would do something so cruel.
[19:20] Hatori
    But now I understand.
[19:23] Hatori
    Because it's the same with me.
[19:27] Hatori
    I can't be among people anymore.
[19:31] Hatori
    So I'm sorry, but please
    don't come again.
[19:38] Ayumu
    I won't accept that, Ha-chan!
[19:44] Guy
    Hmm? A foreign girl?
[19:47] Girl
    Saying she's blonde doesn't help much...
[19:50] Guy
    Why? Are you searching for someone?
[19:52] Guy
    There are lots of people
    like that around here...
[19:55] Ayumu
    I see.
[19:56] Guy
    Sorry.
[19:59] Ayumu
    Maybe this won't work, after all.
[20:02] Ayumu
    Too many people are here, and I
    don't even know her name.
[20:06] Girl
    Wow, that looks good!
[20:08] Girl
    Okay, I'll have the usual.
[20:10] Girl
    Really?
[20:12] Ayumu
    The shop we went to.
[20:20] Ayumu
    What we did there last time was wrong.
[21:05] Ayumu
    Ow...
[21:08] Ayumu
    Wait.
[21:09] Ayumu
    I-It doesn't hurt...
[21:14] Ayumu
    Where am I?
[21:22] Ayumu
    Huh? Wh-What is this?
[21:23] Ayumu
    Where did that hole go?
[21:27] Sana
    I finally found you!
[21:30] Ayumu
    Huh?
[21:53] Sana
    You evil, frazzling meanie,
[21:55] Sana
    I'm gonna teach you a lesson!
SIGN    Next Episode The Little Queen
[23:36] Voice
    The Little Queen.

Season 1

11 - The Little Queen

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[00:04] Sana
    You evil, frazzling meanie,
[00:05] Sana
    I'm gonna teach you a lesson!
[00:12] Ayumu
    Frazzling?
[00:14] Sana
    Sh-Shut up!
[00:15] Sana
    You frazzling meanie,
    who are you, anyway?
[00:19] Ayumu
    I'm Miho Ayumu.
[00:20] Ayumu
    Who are you?
[00:24] Sana
    Kashimura Sana! Amazing, right?
[00:26] Ayumu
    Where are we? How did you do this?
[00:30] Sana
    Looks like you finally understand
    your situation.
[00:34] Sana
    This is Wonderland!
[00:36] Sana
    I made this place so I could catch you.
[00:39] Sana
    Everything in this room happens
    the way I want it to.
[00:43] Sana
    In here, no one can beat me!
[00:46] Ayumu
    Is this some kind of magic?
[00:49] Sana
    Magic?
[00:50] Sana
    It's nothing like that.
[00:51] Sana
    I'm not letting you leave this place...
     until you apologize... got it?
[00:57] Sana
    C-Crying won't work.
[00:58] Sana
    I don't care if you get hungry, either!
[01:02] Sana
    And you can't use the bathroom!
[01:06] Sana
    Stay here and think about
    what you've done!
[01:12] Sana
    H-Huh?
[01:14] Ayumu
    Wait a second!
SIGN    The Little Queen
[02:51] Sana
    Let go!
[02:52] Sana
    Don't follow me, darn it...
[02:54] Ayumu
    J-Just wait.
[02:55] Ayumu
    I'll apologize, so please listen to me.
[02:58] Sana
    Huh? I don't care about that.
[03:01] Sana
    Now, let go!
[03:02] Ayumu
    I'll apologize! I'm sorry!
[03:04] Ayumu
    I've been searching for you for so long!
[03:07] Sana
    Huh?
[03:07] Ayumu
    If you know something about that
    weird power, please tell me!
[03:12] Ayumu
    My...
[03:13] Ayumu
    My most precious friend is forcing
    herself to endure horrible pain!
[03:30] Ayumu
    Wait... Huh?
[04:02] Sana
    Ugh, darn it!
[04:05] Sana
    I feel all frazzled!
[04:07] Sana
    Darn it all!
[04:09] Sana
    I hate feeling frazzled!
[04:13] Sana
    Even Yonaga and Asahi were worried
    about that friend of yours!
[04:17] Sana
    That's just not right.
[04:18] Sana
    Why do I have to have
    this weird feeling?
[04:20] Sana
    It's weird!
[04:22] Ayumu
    U-Uh, listen...
[04:24] Sana
    Shut up!
[04:25] Sana
    Ugh, now I'm confused again!
[04:28] Sana
    Listen, you... I'm angry.
[04:31] Sana
    I'm angry, you hear?
[04:33] Ayumu
    I know. I'll apologize.
[04:34] Ayumu
    I'm sorry.
[04:37] Sana
    Ugh... Listen to me!
[04:41] Sana
    Stop saying you apologize!
[04:44] Ayumu
    B-But you told me to.
[04:47] Ayumu
    What will make you forgi—
[04:48] Sana
    Sh-Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[04:52] Sana
    Shut up! Shut up!
[04:56] Sana
    Uh-oh. He's calling.
[04:59] Sana
    Hide for now.
[05:03] Ayumu
    W-Wait.
[05:03] Sana
    Be quiet.
[05:04] Sana
    Got it?
[05:10] Zoroku
    Hey,
[05:11] Zoroku
    what is all this?
[05:13] Zoroku
    Where did you put my bathroom?
[05:15] Sana
    U-Uh...
[05:16] Ayumu
    Huh? This is a bathroom?
[05:25] Zoroku
    You just looked me in the
    eye and tried to run, didn't you?
[05:26] Zoroku
    I-I was just...
[05:27] Zoroku
    What's going on here? Explain this!
[05:34] Ayumu
    Huh?!
[05:36] Girl
    I'll take your order when you're ready.
[05:38] Ayumu
    Huh?
[05:38] Girl
    Thank you!
[05:44] Sana
    Hey!
[05:46] Ayumu
    What?
[05:46] Sana
    Hey, you! Over here!
[05:49] Sana
    It's me.
[05:51] Ayumu
    Huh? Kashimura-san?
[05:53] Sana
    Kashimura-san...
[05:54] Sana
    Kashimura-san, huh? I kinda like that!
[06:02] Sana
    The other day, that girl with you...
[06:04] Sana
    The one with the red thing in her hair.
[06:06] Ayumu
    You mean Ha-chan?
[06:08] Sana
    Do you like her?
[06:10] Sana
    Why? She's an evil person.
[06:13] Ayumu
    Well... I don't know.
[06:16] Ayumu
    She's my friend.
[06:18] Sana
    Your friend?
[06:19] Ayumu
    Yeah.
[06:20] Sana
    Are you guys close?
[06:21] Ayumu
    Yeah.
[06:22] Ayumu
    We've been in the same
    class since first grade.
[06:25] Sana
    First grade?
[06:27] Sana
    Oh, you mean school?
[06:29] Sana
    You go to school?
[06:30] Ayumu
    Yeah.
[06:32] Ayumu
    Wait, you don't go to school?
[06:35] Sana
    No, I don't.
[06:36] Sana
    Is school fun?
[06:38] Ayumu
    Yeah, I don't like studying too much,
[06:41] Ayumu
    but I get to see my
    friends, so it's fun.
[06:45] Ayumu
    But...
[06:46] Ayumu
    Even though Ha-chan loved
    school, she stopped coming.
[06:52] Ayumu
    I hate the idea of never being
    able to play with her again.
[06:58] Ayumu
    But I don't understand
    anything about magic.
[07:03] Ayumu
    I don't know what to do.
[07:06] Sana
    Do you feel frazzled, too?
[07:09] Ayumu
    You said that earlier.
[07:11] Ayumu
    What do you mean by "frazzled"?
[07:13] Sana
    Frazzled means frazzled.
[07:17] Ayumu
    Want some?
[07:19] Sana
    So good...
[07:21] Sana
    Maybe even as good as pancakes...
[07:26] Zoroku
    I swear...
[07:27] Zoroku
    The moment I finish lecturing
    her, she's talking in her sleep.
[07:30] Sanae
    Grandpa!
[07:32] Sanae
    The bathroom's so big...
[07:34] Sanae
    And so cute.
[07:36] Sanae
    Oh, maybe I'll make this my room!
[07:39] Sana
    You seem like a good person,
    but that Ha-chan is evil.
[07:47] Mom
    Aw, you're so clingy today...
[07:49] Mom
    Just like a baby.
[07:51] Hatori
    Mom, I'll be with you forever, okay?
[07:55] Mom
    Where's this coming from?
[07:57] Mom
    Of course you will.
[08:09] Hatori
    Mom...
[08:20] Hatori
    What is this?
[08:52] Hatori
    Where am I?
[09:34] Sanae
    Those look good!
[09:35] Zoroku
    Go get Sana.
[09:37] Sanae
    Sure!
[09:40] Sanae
    Sana-chan?
[09:42] Sanae
    Sana-chan!
[09:59] Sanae
    Wow!
[10:01] Sanae
    Look at what's in here—
[10:03] Sanae
    Ow!
[10:04] Sanae
    Sana-chan's gotten pretty clever, huh?
[10:14] Sanae
    How cute—
[10:15] Sanae
    Ow.
SIGN    Went to catch the evil girl
[10:26] Both
    "Evil girl"?
[10:31] Hatori
    That's weird.
[10:32] Hatori
    It's like a little kid made
    only this part.
[10:37] Sana
    So you're Ha-chan...
[10:39] Sana
    I'm going to catch you!
[10:42] Hatori
    Um, who are you?
[10:45] Sana
    Well?
[10:46] Sana
    Can't tell who I am, can you?
[10:48] Sana
    I'm a really scary grown-up.
[10:50] Sana
    I made this whole room!
[10:53] Sana
    Right now, you're basically
    in my stomach!
[10:57] Sana
    How about that? Scared, aren't you?
[10:59] Sana
    You evil girl!
[11:02] Hatori
    You don't have to tell
    me I'm evil. I know I am.
[11:08] Hatori
    I don't know who you are,
[11:11] Hatori
    but you don't scare me at all!
[11:15] Sana
    Huh?
[11:25] Sana
    That's a lie.
[11:27] Sana
    Because I'm incredible.
[11:28] Sana
    I can do anything.
[11:31] Sana
    I could crush you like a bug,
[11:33] Sana
    or lock you up in a really scary place!
[11:36] Sana
    And I mean scary!
[11:37] Sana
    No bathroom or snacks!
[11:39] Hatori
    You're the girl I met in Harajuku
    a while ago, aren't you?
[11:42] Sana
    N-No!
[11:44] Hatori
    Liar.
[11:44] Sana
    I-I'm not lying...
[11:46] Sana
    I-I'm a really scary grown-up
    that you don't even know.
[11:50] Hatori
    Grown-ups don't speak like that.
[11:53] Hatori
    Also, I can tell right away if you
    lie, no matter what you try.
[12:04] Hatori
    You know nothing.
[12:06] Sana
    Did you say something?
[12:07] Hatori
    Forget it. I'm leaving.
[12:09] Sana
    W-Wait!
[12:10] Sana
    Ow! Darn, it's too cramped in here!
[12:13] Sana
    Y-You won't get away!
[12:15] Sana
    You're trying to run
    because you're evil.
[12:17] Sana
    That's bad, you know!
[12:19] Hatori
    That's true.
[12:21] Hatori
    I knew what I was doing when I turned evil.
[12:24] Sana
    Huh?
[12:25] Sana
    B-But you're not supposed
    to do bad things.
[12:29] Sana
    You'll get yelled at...
[12:30] Hatori
    I know that. That's obvious.
[12:34] Hatori
    You see, I'm a witch.
[12:37] Hatori
    An evil witch, at that.
[12:39] Hatori
    I'm no longer a normal human.
[12:42] Hatori
    No one in this world is on my side.
[12:44] Sana
    Th-That's...
[12:46] Hatori
    Only one person is left who
    really cares about me.
[12:52] Hatori
    I've ruined everything.
[12:55] Sana
    U-Uh...
[12:57] Hatori
    No need to tell me...
[13:00] Hatori
    I'm evil.
[13:04] Hatori
    There's no way you could
    understand how I feel.
[13:09] Sana
    She really is evil.
[13:12] Ayumu
    But Ha-chan is still a really good girl.
[13:17] Sana
    Th-That's a lie.
[13:20] Sana
    She's an evil person!
[13:22] Sana
    She turned everyone all weird,
    including Zoroku...
[13:25] Ayumu
    Ha-chan is always very kind,
[13:28] Ayumu
    and she's way smarter than I am.
[13:31] Ayumu
    And she's cute.
[13:32] Ayumu
    She's nothing like me at all.
[13:37] Ayumu
    I wish I could've become a witch, too.
[13:46] Hatori
    Move.
[13:48] Sana
    No.
[13:50] Hatori
    I have nothing to say to you.
[13:52] Sana
    No... I feel all frazzled.
[13:55] Sana
    Ugh, I don't get it!
[13:56] Hatori
    Don't get what? Frazzled?
[13:58] Hatoti
    Didn't you want to make me pay?
[14:01] Hatori
    So hurry up and do it.
[14:02] Sana
    Shut up! I don't get it!
[14:05] Sana
    Y-You're both weird.
[14:06] Sana
    I know you're evil!
[14:08] Sana
    But when I asked, she said you aren't!
[14:11] Hatori
    Huh?
[14:11] Sana
    And she's a good person...
[14:14] Sana
    She asked me to help you.
[14:17] Sana
    It doesn't make sense!
[14:18] Hatori
    Wait.
[14:19] Hatori
    Do you mean...
[14:21] Sana
    I hate being frazzled all the time!
[14:24] Hatori
    Who is "she"?
[14:29] Hatori
    Oh, right... How did you
    know where I live?
[14:32] Hatori
    Who told you?
[14:34] Hatori
    No way.
[14:36] Hatori
    Ayu-chan told you about me?
[14:39] Sana
    I... I don't know.
[14:40] Hatori
    Don't lie!
[14:42] Sana
    B-But it's a secret.
[14:45] Hatori
    This is an order!
[14:46] Hatori
    Did Ayu-chan tell you that?
[14:48] Hatori
    Answer me!
[14:59] Hatori
    Why?
[15:00] Sana
    What's going on?
[15:28] LabA
    Abnormal situation in Wonderland.
[15:30] LabB
    Energy emission increased.
[15:32] LabC
    Spatial wave factor rising.
[15:34] LabA
    Report of an abnormality
    detected in Hidakamioka.
[15:36] LabC
    Quantum entanglement observed.
[15:38] LabC
    Jodorowsky space is about to collapse.
[15:41] LabD
    What's going on?
[15:42] LabA
    Alert level upgrading to yellow!
[15:46] Yamada
    What in the world is going on
[15:49] Yamada
    in Wonderland?
[16:00] Girl
    What is this?
[16:08] LabA
    A giant Ferris wheel has
    appeared in Kyoto?
[16:11] LabB
    Dreams of Alice are appearing everywhere.
[16:13] LabC
    Is it possible to get an actual count?
[16:15] LabB
    In such a broad area, it'll take time.
[16:15] Yamada
    Senpai, Wonderland is expanding!
[16:18] Yamada
    The details are still unclear,
SIGN    Breaking News: Ferris Wheels Appearing Throughout Kyoto
[16:20] Yamada
    but we've never seen effects like this.
[16:26] Ayumu
    Kashimura-san said she was
    going to Ha-chan's house.
[16:29] Ayumu
    I hope it'll be okay.
[16:34] Ayumu
    Hello? Mom?
[16:36] Ayumu
    What's up? I'm almost home.
[16:40] Ayumu
    Ha-chan...
[16:42] Ayumu
    She's gone?
[16:50] Sanae
    Sana-chan still isn't back, huh?
[17:10] Sanae
    Grandpa?
[17:12] Zoroku
    I'm going out to look around.
[17:18] Ayumu
    Welcome home, Dad.
[17:20] Dad
    Thanks. Is your mom home?
[17:22] Ayumu
    Not yet.
[17:24] Ayumu
    Mom's helping Ha-chan's
    mom search for her.
[17:27] Dad
    I see.
[17:32] Dad
    I got a call earlier, too.
[17:35] Dad
    I'll go out and join your mom.
[17:40] Ayumu
    Where's Daiki?
[17:41] Ayumu
    He had dinner and went to bed.
[17:49] Dad
    You eat your dinner, too.
[17:52] Dad
    And go to bed.
[17:56] Ayumu
    Hey...
[17:57] Dad
    No.
[17:59] Dad
    I know you're worried,
[18:02] Dad
    but it's dangerous for a kid to walk
    around outside at this hour.
[18:06] Dad
    It'll be fine. Ha-chan has a good
    head on her shoulders.
[18:10] Dad
    She'll turn up soon.
[18:24] [Messenger] Text
    Ha-chan
SIGN    No Answer
SIGN     Ha-chan? Where are you?
SIGN     What's wrong? Are you okay?
SIGN    Unread
SIGN    Went to catch the evil girl. I'll eat my snack later.
[18:34] Sanae
    Who could this evil girl be?
[18:36] Sanae
    The research facility isn't
    around anymore...
[18:42] Sanae
    Grandpa?
[18:44] Sanae
    Did you find Sana-chan?
[18:46] Zoroku
    Oh, who knows where
    she wandered off to?
[18:51] Zoroku
    Sheesh.
[18:52] Sanae
    Do you think she's okay?
[18:54] Zoroku
    Well, I'm sure she'll come home
    when she gets hungry.
[19:00] Zoroku
    Hello?
[19:02] Zoroku
    Oh, Ichijo-san?
[19:04] Zoroku
    Perfect timing.
[19:07] Zoroku
    Sana?
[19:08] Zoroku
    No, she isn't here right now.
[19:10] Ichijo
    Then I was right.
[19:12] Zoroku
    What does that mean?
[19:14] Ichijo
    A few hours ago,
[19:16] Ichijo
    something strange happened
    in Wonderland.
[19:19] Ichijo
    It's difficult to access at the moment.
[19:21] Ichijo
    I don't know the details.
[19:23] Ichijo
    But I believe Sana-chan
    must be trapped there.
[19:27] Ichijo
    And it appears someone
    else is in there with her.
[19:32] Ichijo
    I'm on my way there, so if you would—
[19:35] Zoroku
    Okay. I'm going, too.
[19:37] Ichijo
    No, wait...
[19:39] Ichijo
    Right now, Wonderland is expanding.
[19:41] Ichijo
    It's very dangerous!
[19:43] Zoroku
    All the more reason why I should go!
[19:44] Zoroku
    Those kids are stuck in there.
[19:47] Zoroku
    Isn't getting them an adult's job?
[20:16] Sana
    S-Someone!
[20:28] Sana
    Isn't anyone there?
[20:30] Sana
    Hey!
[20:34] Hatori
    I knew it was you.
[20:36] Sana
    Sh-Shut up.
[20:38] Sana
    Hey, this won't open.
[20:40] Hatori
    You want me to open it?
[20:42] Sana
    N-No...
[20:43] Sana
    I should only have to think
    about it opening for it to open!
[20:46] Sana
    I-It's true. It usually works.
[20:59] Hatori
    If she asked me to help and I did,
[21:04] Hatori
    I wonder what she'd do.
[21:10] Hatori
    That was easier than I expected.
[21:13] Hatori
    I know I'm not nearly as
    strong as Ayu-chan.
[21:17] Hatori
    Is this girl...
[21:26] Hatori
    Hey.
[21:28] Hatori
    Where are we?
[21:30] Hatori
    Please... I need to get home.
[21:34] Hatori
    I get that you're amazing, all right?
[21:37] Hatori
    And I will apologize.
[21:39] Hatori
    So please send me home.
[21:42] Sana
    Oh, well...
[21:45] Sana
    Yeah.
[21:50] Sana
    Listen...
[21:52] Sana
    I'm not sure.
[21:54] Sana
    But we might...
[21:57] Sana
    not be able... to go home.
SIGN    Next Episode The Queen and the Witch
[23:36] Voice
    The Queen and the Witch.

Season 1

12 - The Queen and the Witch

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[00:01] Zoroku
    Sorry to call you in so late at night.
[00:04] Chinatsu
    Oh, we don't mind at all.
[00:06] Ichiro
    Did something happen?
[00:09] Zoroku
    Actually, there's something
    I want to tell you.
[00:22] Ichijo
    That's a lot of stuff.
[00:24] Sanae
    I'm sure Sana-chan will be hungry,
[00:28] Sanae
    so I brought lots of her favorite foods.
[00:31] Ichijo
    I see.
[00:33] Zoroku
    I've already informed our clients,
[00:36] Zoroku
    but I'll need you two to watch
    the shop while I'm away.
[00:39] Zoroku
    Can you do that?
[00:40] Chinatsu
    Of course!
[00:42] Ichiro
    No problem.
[00:43] Zoroku
    Thanks.
[00:45] Sanae
    Oh, he's back.
[00:53] Both
    All right!
SIGN    The Queen and the Witch
[02:30] [Messenger] Text
    No Service
[02:30] Hatori
    No good. There's no service.
[02:32] Sana
    "No service"? The thing that
    happens underground?
[02:35] Hatori
    Yeah.
[02:36] Hatori
    I've never actually seen it before.
[02:39] Sana
    I think we're in the deepest
    part of Wonderland.
[02:44] Hatori
    We fell from up there, right?
[02:48] Sana
    I think so...
[02:49] Hatori
    Then, if we go up, we can get
    back to that last door, right?
[02:55] Sana
    I don't know.
[02:57] Hatori
    What do you mean?
[02:58] Hatori
    You know, don't you?
[03:00] Hatori
    Don't be mean! Just tell me!
[03:02] Sana
    I really don't know.
[03:04] Sana
    I can't use the power
    that I normally use,
[03:08] Sana
    and I've never been to this part
    of Wonderland, either...
[03:20] Sana
    Where are you going?
[03:21] Hatori
    Where else? To look for the exit.
[03:24] Sana
    I don't think that'll work!
[03:27] Sana
    Hey!
[03:28] Sana
    You're kidding, right?
[03:29] Sana
    You'll get tired!
[03:40] Sana
    Wait for me!
[03:49] Sana
    Hey!
[03:52] Sana
    Wait...
[04:00] Zoroku
    I told them everything.
[04:03] Zoroku
    Including where Sana came from
[04:05] Zoroku
    and what kind of power she has.
[04:08] Zoroku
    Sorry.
[04:09] Zoroku
    I know Naito told us to keep
    it as quiet as possible.
[04:13] Ichijo
    In this situation, you had no choice.
[04:16] Ichijo
    They must have been surprised, right?
[04:18] Zoroku
    Nah, seems they already had a hunch...
[04:22] Ichijo
    What did they say?
[04:24] Zoroku
    Hardly anything.
[04:25] Zoroku
    "Sana-chan is Sana-chan, isn't she?"
[04:28] Zoroku
    That's it.
[04:29] Ichijo
    I'm sure that would make
    Sana-chan happy.
[04:51] Sana
    Hey! It'll never work!
[05:01] Ichijo
    Sana-chan was born in Wonderland,
[05:04] Ichijo
    but we still don't know much about it.
[05:06] Ichijo
    Please be very careful, both of you.
[05:09] Sanae
    Wow...
[05:10] Sanae
    But the name sounds like an
    amusement park, doesn't it?
[05:15] Sanae
    Are you worried?
[05:18] Zoroku
    What about you?
[05:22] Sanae
    When Sana-chan was taken before,
[05:25] Sanae
    I was really worried.
[05:28] Sanae
    But ultimately, it all
    worked out, didn't it?
[05:31] Sanae
    So I've decided that it'll
    be okay this time, too.
[05:35] Zoroku
    I see.
[05:36] Sanae
    Besides,
[05:37] Sanae
    I'm the alien of happy endings!
[05:41] Sanae
    But that time, Naito-san was
    the one driving...
[05:44] Ichijo
    Oh! Would you have preferred Naito?
[05:47] Sanae
    Nope, I prefer you.
[05:49] Ichijo
    That's a relief.
[06:30] Hatori
    Mom!
[06:44] Hatori
    No...
[06:46] Sana
    I told you... it wouldn't work.
[06:49] Sana
    Since my power is gone,
[06:52] Sana
    I think the exit disappeared...
[06:54] Hatori
    That can't be.
[06:55] Hatori
    I have to stay with my mom forever!
[06:58] Hatori
    Send me home, right now!
[07:00] Sana
    I... I want to go home, too.
[07:08] Sana
    I don't think anyone's there!
[07:12] Sana
    I'm telling the truth...
[07:16] Yamada
    We believe the girl
[07:18] Yamada
    with Sana-chan was responsible
    for the Harajuku incident.
SIGN    Imai Pharmaceutical Corporation
[07:21] Yamada
    There's no cell signal where they
    are, so we lack detailed intel.
[07:26] Yamada
    Wonderland is constantly changing.
[07:29] Yamada
    But since we confirmed they're
    both there, we've been unable
[07:33] Yamada
    to learn anything going on inside.
[07:36] Yamada
    It's possible that we could encounter
     unpredictable dangers,
[07:39] Yamada
    so please be very careful.
[07:43] Guy
    We still can't see it?
[07:44] Guy
    We can verify there's a
    signal, but that's all.
[07:47] Guy
    The energy signal coming
    from inside is stronger.
[07:49] Guy
    Does that mean it's expanding?
[07:51] Guy
    Most likely.
[07:51] Guy
    Will it affect this world?
[07:53] Guy
    Trying to calculate that now.
[07:54] Voice
    Please enter your twelve-digit passcode.
[08:06] Sanae
    So this is where Sana-chan was born?
[08:09] Zoroku
    And those two girls are
    in here, somewhere?
[08:12] Yamada
    Yes.
[08:15] Yamada
    Senpai!
[08:19] Yamada
    That form is just the best...
[08:22] Ichijo
    Yamada, what is your job?
[08:24] Yamada
    To back you up,
[08:26] Yamada
    and to collect data on Wonderland!
[08:28] Ichijo
    Good, as long as you know that.
[08:31] Sanae
    Wait, Grandpa!
[08:32] Ichijo
    Kashimura-san, please wait!
[08:40] Hatori
    Excuse me! Is anyone here?
[08:44] Hatori
    If so, please answer me!
[08:48] Hatori
    Is anyone here?
[09:09] Sanae
    What's wrong, Grandpa?
[09:12] Sanae
    That's Sana-chan...
[09:13] Sanae
    with Asahi-chan and
    Yonaga-chan, isn't it?
[09:24] Zoroku
    Is that...
[09:26] Zoroku
    the stuffed pig I bought for her?
[09:32] Sanae
    Oh! The spotted pig!
[09:34] Sanae
    I bet if we follow that pig,
    we'll find Sana-chan!
[09:38] Ichijo
    Isn't that a shot in the dark?
[09:40] Sanae
    Huh? Is it?
[09:42] Zoroku
    Seems it's our only choice.
[09:44] Sanae
    Right?
[09:45] Ichijo
    Maybe we should consider this further.
[09:48] Ichijo
    Kashimura-san? Kashimura-san!
[09:54] Zoroku
    Is this another of Sana's memories?
[09:58] Sanae
    No idea.
[10:00] Ichijo
    I'll take a look from above.
[10:02] Ichijo
    #41.
[10:04] Ichijo
    Huh?
[10:05] Ichijo
    What?!
[10:06] Sanae
    Ichijo-san?
[10:30] Sana
    Sorry.
[10:35] Sana
    I was only trying to get you
    guys back for what happened.
[10:38] Sana
    I had no idea we'd get stuck here.
[10:42] Sana
    Sorry. This is all my fault.
[10:45] Sana
    I'm really sorry.
[10:52] Hatori
    No...
[10:54] Hatori
    This might have been my doing.
[10:58] Sanae
    Hey, Grandpa...
[10:59] Sanae
    Do you think Ichijo-san is okay?
[11:02] Zoroku
    Aren't you a happy alien?
[11:05] Sanae
    Huh?
[11:06] Zoroku
    Aren't you?
[11:09] Sanae
    Yeah!
[11:09] Sanae
    Ichijo-san's really strong, isn't she?
[11:12] Zoroku
    Yeah, she sure is.
[11:27] Zoroku
    What the?
[11:28] Sanae
    It's almost like someone's mocking us.
[11:32] Zoroku
    Later, I'll have to give this
    Wonderland place a talking to.
[11:36] Sanae
    Wow!
[11:37] Sanae
    You're gonna give Wonderland a lecture!
[11:44] Hatori
    Hey, what is that?
[11:46] Sana
    I think it's practicing.
[11:50] Hatori
    Practicing what?
[11:52] Sana
    Things it's learned.
[11:54] Hatori
    Things it's learned?
[11:56] Sana
    Wonderland wants to know
[11:59] Sana
    what the world is made of.
[12:02] Sana
    Not just things like colors, shapes,
[12:04] Sana
    smells, and flavors...
[12:08] Sana
    I think it wants to know
    about all its rules.
[12:12] Sana
    Like the kinds of mechanisms
    that make it up,
[12:16] Sana
    what life is made of,
[12:19] Sana
    and how humans see the world.
[12:23] Sana
    I think it gathers all of those
    things from our world,
[12:27] Sana
    and it imitates them.
[12:29] Sana
    Maybe the Mirror Gates
[12:31] Sana
    are the peepholes that
    Wonderland uses to do that.
[12:38] Sana
    At first, I think Wonderland
    was just a bit larger than this room.
[12:45] Sana
    But eventually, I think it'll
    become a whole universe.
[12:50] Hatori
    Strange...
[12:53] Hatori
    Everything you say is so unbelievable,
[12:59] Hatori
    but for some reason,
    I don't think you're lying.
[13:03] Hatori
    You're a mysterious girl.
[13:05] Sana
    I'm not weird!
[13:07] Hatori
    I didn't say you were weird.
[13:09] Sana
    I'm not lying!
[13:11] Hatori
    I didn't say you were lying, either.
[13:12] Hatori
    You're so funny.
[13:14] Sana
    I'm not funny!
[13:16] Hatori
    Then, wouldn't this world
    have to have thought
[13:21] Hatori
    of something amazing?
[13:24] Hatori
    It's really weird and beyond
    my comprehension,
[13:28] Hatori
    but it's beautiful.
[13:32] Hatori
    If this world
[13:34] Hatori
    will eventually become a different one,
[13:37] Hatori
    then maybe I could just
    live here forever.
[13:45] Hatori
    I've succeeded in running away...
[13:49] Sana
    Are you sure about that?
[13:52] Hatori
    About what?
[13:54] Sana
    Uh...
[13:56] Sana
    But if you stay here forever,
    you'll be bored!
[13:58] Sana
    And didn't you say you wanted
    to go back to your mom?!
[14:02] Hatori
    Leave me alone.
    You wouldn't understand.
[14:15] Hatori
    I'm sorry.
[14:18] Hatori
    That was a mean thing to say.
[14:23] Hatori
    I'm not sure where to start.
[14:27] Hatori
    You see, my mom hates me.
[14:31] Sana
    By "mom," do you mean your mother?
[14:34] Hatori
    That's right.
[14:36] Sana
    I see...
[14:37] Sana
    My Sanae has a mother, too,
[14:40] Sana
    and that mother's father is Zoroku.
[14:42] Sana
    But I don't have either,
    so I don't really get it.
[14:45] Hatori
    Really?
[14:47] Sana
    Yeah.
[14:54] Hatori
    Hey... Can I tell you something?
[14:58] Sana
    Okay.
[14:59] Hatori
    My parents have been
[15:01] Hatori
    fighting for many years now.
[15:04] Sana
    Why?
[15:06] Hatori
    I failed my elementary
    school entrance exam,
[15:09] Hatori
    and I disappointed my mom.
[15:14] Hatori
    Ever since then, Mom won't
    even look me in the eye.
[15:19] Hatori
    So I think it's best if I'm not there.
[15:23] Hatori
    That way, Mom and Dad won't fight,
[15:26] Hatori
    and they can always be happy.
[15:33] Hatori
    Also, sometimes Mom looks at me
[15:36] Hatori
    as if she's looking in from a
    universe of endless darkness.
[15:42] Hatori
    When I see her like that, I think...
[15:47] Hatori
    I love my mom...
[15:51] Hatori
    But she probably wishes
    I weren't her daughter...
[16:01] Hatori
    I... don't want to go home!
[16:05] Hatori
    I should never have existed at all.
[16:16] Sana
    H-Hey...
[16:19] Sana
    This might make you mad.
[16:25] Sana
    But I think it's okay that you exist.
[16:33] Hatori
    Thanks.
[16:35] Sana
    That's wrong.
[16:38] Sana
    I don't think there's anyone
[16:42] Sana
    who should or shouldn't exist.
[16:45] Sana
    That's why it scares me to
    think about those things...
[16:51] Sana
    You know...
[16:54] Sana
    I was born here.
[16:57] Sana
    I'm not human, like everyone else.
[17:00] Sana
    I think I'm Wonderland itself.
[17:12] Teacher
    That's it for practice!
[17:13] Kids
    Thank you!
[17:15] Kid
    Wanna go somewhere?
[17:16] Kid
    Ice cream!
[17:16] Kid
    Okay.
[17:17] Kid
    Oh, I've got cram school now.
[17:18] Voice
    The number you have dialed is
    out of the service area or—
[17:24] [Messenger] Text
    Ha-chan
SIGN    No Answer
[17:26] Ayumu
    Ha-chan...
[17:27] Hatori
    Not human?
[17:29] Sana
    Yeah.
[17:32] Hatori
    H-Huh?
[17:33] Hatori
    W-Wait, what are you...
[17:38] Sana
    L-Listen...
[17:40] Sana
    The truth is that I was told not
    to tell anyone about this.
[17:44] Sana
    But when I was first born here,
    I was something else...
[17:49] Sana
    Something I can't explain.
[17:51] Sana
    I don't think I was even
    shaped like a human.
[17:54] Sana
    Then, before I knew it,
    I had eyes and a body,
[17:58] Sana
    and I looked like this.
[18:00] Sana
    But I'm pretty sure I was
    a part of Wonderland.
[18:05] Sana
    You don't believe me?
[18:07] Hatori
    No, I'm just surprised.
[18:10] Sana
    I figured it out after hearing about you.
[18:12] Sana
    I was similar, and it made me
    frazzled for a long time.
[18:16] Sana
    I'm pretty sure
[18:18] Sana
    I'm still connected to this place, somehow.
[18:21] Sana
    But the outside world and
    real humans are what
[18:25] Sana
    Wonderland wants to know about.
[18:27] Sana
    So I'm just something like
    a communication device.
[18:30] Sana
    But if that's true, many others
    could take my place.
[18:34] Sana
    Maybe my existence isn't really necessary,
[18:37] Sana
    and I don't matter at all...
[18:42] Sana
    Maybe it's wrong for me
    to care about anyone,
[18:45] Sana
    and I'm actually someone
    who isn't needed.
[18:57] Sana
    U-Uh, I mean...
[18:59] Sana
    I don't have a mom,
    so maybe you don't like
[19:02] Sana
    my comparing myself to you!
[19:06] Sana
    Um, want me to wipe your tears?
[19:08] Hatori
    No.
[19:11] Sana
    You know, since I left Wonderland,
[19:15] Sana
    I found lots of new things I like.
[19:20] Sana
    I've met so many people,
[19:22] Sana
    and found things that are
    delicious, fun, and exciting,
[19:26] Sana
    and things that won't leave my
    mind, even if they're annoying.
[19:30] Sana
    Maybe all the things that
    make me feel frazzled
[19:34] Sana
    are actually all wrong
[19:36] Sana
    and aren't needed at all.
[19:40] Sana
    I can't prove it,
[19:41] Sana
    but I do need them!
[19:44] Sana
    That's why I decided to insist
    that they are necessary!
[19:48] Sana
    So hearing you say it'd be better
    if you weren't around is just...
[19:53] Sana
    I mean, it's kind of...
[19:59] Hatori
    You really are a mysterious girl.
[20:03] Sana
    Really? I'm mysterious?
[20:06] Hatori
    Huh? What are you doing?
[20:07] Sana
    My Sanae does this to me a lot.
[20:11] Hatori
    "Your" Sanae?
[20:12] Sana
    Yeah.
[20:13] Sana
    All the people I know are big.
[20:18] Sana
    So even when I talk about stuff
    like this, they don't listen.
[20:21] Sana
    I always feel so frazzled,
[20:24] Sana
    but they just say I'm doing great,
    or I'll understand when I'm older.
[20:29] Hatori
    How old are you?
[20:31] Sana
    Uh, I don't know.
[20:33] Sana
    Between eight and ten.
[20:34] Hatori
    We might be around the same age, then.
[20:37] Sana
    Really? I think I'm older than you!
[20:40] Hatori
    No, I'm older than you.
[20:42] Sana
    No, I am!
[20:47] Hatori
    Can I stay like this for a little bit?
[20:52] Hatori
    When I was little, my mom
    held me like this a lot.
[20:58] Hatori
    I introduced myself,
[21:00] Hatori
    but everyone laughed
    and said I was weird.
[21:02] Hatori
    When the teacher said
[21:05] Hatori
    I didn't have to introduce myself
    when I enter the classroom,
[21:08] Hatori
    they all laughed at me again!
[21:10] Hatori
    And then... And then...
[21:12] Mom
    You don't need to worry about that.
[21:14] Mom
    You introduced yourself,
    just like I told you to.
[21:20] Mom
    Little crybaby Ha-chan,
    I'll have to squeeze you.
[21:24] Hatori
    Do you remember, Mom?
[21:27] Hatori
    I was sad then,
[21:30] Hatori
    but so happy.
[21:32] Hatori
    I felt truly blessed.
[21:37] Hatori
    It's just like back then.
[21:42] Hatori
    I can hear her heartbeat.
[21:46] Hatori
    Listen...
[21:47] Hatori
    I'd like to see my mom once more.
[21:50] Hatori
    Will you help me?
[21:52] Sana
    Yeah.
[21:56] Hatori
    Thanks.
SIGN    Next Episode I'm Home
[23:36] Voice
    I'm Home.

Season 1

13 - I'm Home

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[00:16] Minister
    What do you want?
[00:18] Naito
    I was in the area, so I thought
    I should say hello.
[00:21] Naito
    Of course, I don't expect you to believe it.
[00:26] Minister
    What is that?
[00:27] Naito
    Info on the Dreams of Alice.
[00:31] Minister
    Fine, I'll take it. But it's too soon.
[00:34] Naito
    We can't cover it up any longer.
[00:36] Minister
    You came up with this yourself?
[00:39] Naito
    Let's just say I acted on my own authority.
[00:42] Minister
    How very valiant, for a lizard's tail.
[00:48] Minister
    If it becomes necessary, you'll be cut off.
[00:52] Naito
    Well, even tails have their
    own sense of pride.
SIGN    I'm Home
SIGN    Searching for This Girl!
    
    Name: Shikishima Hatori
    Age: 9
    Most Likely Wearing: Light blue blouse,
    green suspender skirt, white tights
[02:39] Ayumu
    It's been ten days since Ha-chan disappeared.
[02:43] Ayumu
    It'll be April soon.
[02:45] Kid
    Shoot!
[02:45] Kid
    Get back!
[02:48] Kid
    Nice, Ayumu.
[02:49] Kid
    Nice, Ayumu!
SIGN    Searching for Shikishima Hatori-chan
SIGN    
    
    Third Grade, Age 9 Pigtails with Red Hair Ties
    
    Light Blue Blouse
    
    Green Suspender Skirt White Tights
    
    Shoes Unknown
SIGN     Please Contact Us If You See Her
[02:52] Ayumu
    The police and all the adults
    have been looking for her.
[02:58] Ayumu
    But...
[03:00] Ayumu
    I don't think she's coming back.
[03:04] Ayumu
    Hey, if you took a trip, where would you go?
[03:08] Hatori
    I'm not sure. Where would you go?
[03:11] Ayumu
    Off the top of my head, I don't know.
[03:14] Hatori
    You can pick anywhere.
[03:18] Ayumu
    Oh.
[03:18] Hatori
    Wait, I know.
[03:20] Hatori
    I'll try to guess.
[03:22] Hatori
    Liverpool, right?
[03:23] Hatori
    I knew it.
[03:25] Ayumu
    How did you know?
[03:26] Hatori
    You told me before, remember?
[03:28] Hatori
    Because you like soccer.
[03:31] Ayumu
    Did I say that?
[03:33] Hatori
    You did.
[03:35] Ayumu
    There isn't anywhere you'd want to go?
[03:40] Ayumu
    Er, what?
[03:41] Hatori
    It's embarrassing...
[03:42] Ayumu
    Come on, no fair!
[03:45] Hatori
    Well, um... When spring comes,
[03:49] Hatori
    I want to follow the blooming flowers,
[03:51] Hatori
    from south to all the way up north.
[03:58] Ayumu
    Yeah.
[04:00] Ayumu
    That sounds really cool!
[04:02] Ayumu
    Really co—
[04:03] Hatori
    Jeez!
[04:04] Ayumu
    Ow, what's the worry? Let's go!
[04:07] Ayumu
    Let's go and do it together!
[04:11] Hatori
    Yeah.
[04:12] Hatori
    We'll go together.
SIGN    No Answer
[04:24] Ayumu
    Ha-chan!
[04:31] Ayumu
    Answer!
[04:32] Ayumu
    Please!
[04:37] Ayumu
    Ha-chan...
[04:46] Ayumu
    You went by yourself?
SIGN    Missed Call
[05:01] Hatori
    If we ever get out of here,
[05:03] Hatori
    will you forgive me?
[05:06] Sana
    Forgive you? For what?
[05:08] Sana
    I'm not mad about anything anymore.
[05:11] Hatori
    Then, will you be my friend?
[05:14] Hatori
    I'll introduce you to my best friend, too.
[05:17] Sana
    Your best friend?
[05:19] Sana
    You mean Ayumu? I already know her.
[05:22] Sana
    She said you're her most
    precious friend, too.
[05:27] Hatori
    That's right... She's my very best friend.
[05:35] Sana
    So, how do we look for the exit?
[05:38] Hatori
    Well,
[05:39] Hatori
    if we can find some clue to start...
[05:42] Hatori
    Huh?
[05:42] Sana
    What's wrong?
[05:44] Hatori
    I think I dropped my phone!
[05:46] Sana
    Huh?
[05:47] Hatori
    I'll go back and...
[05:49] Hatori
    My phone!
[05:50] Sana
    When did he—
[05:52] Hatori
    Give that back!
[05:56] Sana
    You can't get away now!
[06:03] [Messenger] Text
    Ayu-chan
[06:04] Hatori
    Ayu-chan?
[06:06] Hatori
    A minute ago, it was out of range!
[06:08] Sana
    Is it broken?
[06:10] Hatori
    A call.
[06:11] Hatori
    I got a call from Ayu-chan.
[06:14] Hatori
    It should connect...
[06:20] Hatori
    The rabbit is connected to the outside.
[06:23] Sana
    What? This thing?
[06:25] Sana
    Hey, you!
[06:27] Hatori
    Wait!
SIGN    Kashimura Zoroku Sanae Sana
[06:36] Hatori
    Please come out.
[06:38] Sana
    It's okay...
[06:40] Sana
    This is a mailbox.
[06:43] Sana
    They open from the ba—
[07:00] Sana
    Hatori, wait.
[07:01] Hatori
    What?
[07:03] Sana
    Don't your feet hurt?
[07:04] Sana
    You should... put shoes on.
[07:07] Sana
    Lots of them... are growing right there...
[07:11] Hatori
    Oh...
[07:13] Hatori
    I wonder where the rabbit went.
[07:16] Sana
    It's probably close.
[07:19] Hatori
    How do you know?
[07:20] Sana
    He's just... like me.
[07:23] Sana
    He was made in Wonderland.
[07:25] Sana
    He likes fun and weird things.
[07:28] Sana
    So I'm sure he's teasing us, just having fun.
[07:34] Hatori
    There he is!
[07:35] Sana
    You little...
[07:50] Zoroku
    Why are there so many pancakes?
[07:53] Sanae
    Well, Sana-chan loves pancakes.
[08:00] Sanae
    I hope Sana-chan's okay.
[08:03] Sanae
    I'll bet she's getting hungry...
[08:10] Sana
    H-Hatori, wait...
[08:13] Hatori
    Are you all right?
[08:26] Sana
    I can't go any farther!
[08:29] Hatori
    Me, neither!
[08:44] sana
    You fell for it!
SIGN    Ha-chan
    
    You have a new message.
    
    Close | Read
[09:04] Ayumu
    Ha... Ha-chan!
[09:06] Sana
    Well? Did it send?
[09:08] Hatori
    Hang on. I'm not sure yet.
[09:11] Sana
    Give it here! I'll send a bunch of them!
[09:14] Hatori
    You can't... The battery
    won't last that long.
[09:18] [Messenger] Text
    Ayu-chan
[09:22] Hatori
    Hello, Ayu-chan? Can you hear me?
[09:25] Hatori
    Listen, I'm sorry, but I need your help.
[09:28] Sana
    Give me that! I wanna talk to her!
[09:30] Hatori
    Just wait...
[09:31] Ayumu
    Ha-chan?
[09:32] Ayumu
    Is it really you, Ha-chan?
[09:33] Hatori
    Yeah, it's me.
[09:35] Ayumu
    Thank goodness...
[09:37] Ayumu
    I thought I'd never see you again.
[09:40] Hatori
    Huh?
[09:41] Ayumu
    I mean, everyone's been
    looking, for over ten days!
[09:45] Sana
    Over ten days? What does she mean?
[09:48] Hatori
    What do you mean? What day is it?
[09:51] Ayumu
    What day?
[09:52] Ayumu
    It's already March 29, Ha-chan!
[09:57] Hatori
    Don't cry... I'm sorry.
[10:00] Hatori
    I didn't know.
[10:03] Ayumu
    I thought I'd made you angry...
[10:07] Ayumu
    I thought you didn't like me anymore.
[10:12] Hatori
    So I'm sorry, but please
    don't come again.
[10:21] Hatori
    No, not at all... It's me.
[10:25] Hatori
    As your friend, I failed you.
[10:29] Hatori
    You've...
[10:30] Hatori
    always been my best, most precious friend,
[10:33] Hatori
    who I love most of all.
[10:36] Ayumu
    Yeah... Same here, Ha-chan.
[10:41] Sana
    Wh-What's that?!
SIGN    Your battery power is low.
    10% remaining.
SIGN    
    
    Close | Power Saving
[10:43] Hatori
    The battery...
[10:45] Hatori
    Hey, Ayu-chan, I have to be fast.
[10:47] Hatori
    I need you to look for a rabbit hole.
[10:48] Sana
    Let me!
[10:49] Ayumu
    A rabbit hole?
[10:51] Sana
    Hey, Ayumu!
[10:52] Ayumu
    Kashimura-san?
[10:54] Sana
    Listen, do you remember the rabbit
    you saw when we talked before?
[10:58] Ayumu
    Rabbit?
[11:00] Sana
    Right now, Hatori and I can't use our powers.
[11:03] Sana
    And we can't get out of here.
[11:06] Sana
    But that exit might still
    connect to the outside.
[11:10] Sana
    Wonderland is too big.
[11:12] Sana
    We can't find the exit from the inside.
[11:14] Sana
    But the outside world is smaller,
    and there are lots of signs.
[11:19] Sana
    We want to get home, fast!
SIGN    Pedestrians and Bicycles Only
[11:21] Hatori
    Please, Ayu-chan.
[11:23] Ayumu
    Okay, I think I know where it is.
[11:25] Ayumu
    And if I have any confidence,
    it's in my speed!
[11:29] Ayumu
    Wait for me!
[11:33] Sana
    Think she'll be okay?
[11:35] Hatori
    Yeah.
[11:37] Hatori
    Ayu-chan can handle it.
[11:39] Hatori
    I know that she'll save us.
[11:48] Sanae
    Grandpa, what is this?
[11:52] Zoroku
    A lunch box, I guess?
[11:54] Sanae
    I can see that, but...
[11:56] Zoroku
    The day I first met her,
[11:58] Zoroku
    she was in the convenience
    store, staring at them.
[12:03] Zoroku
    This "Wonderland" sure is a weird place.
[12:10] Sanae
    So this is where Sana-chan was born...
[12:15] Zoroku
    I suppose this is normal for her,
[12:17] Zoroku
    and the outside world seems strange.
[12:23] Zoroku
    Since she left here,
[12:25] Zoroku
    she's been surrounded by unfamiliar things.
[12:28] Zoroku
    For her, everything is a first.
[12:31] Zoroku
    And as she confronts each of those things,
[12:34] Zoroku
    she's learning how to associate with people.
[12:39] Zoroku
    Come to think of it,
[12:40] Zoroku
    that's how I've always lived, too.
[12:43] Zoroku
    I've made it this far because of the
    help I received from others.
[12:48] Sanae
    I guess that's true of me, too.
[12:50] Zoroku
    When you receive something,
    you need to give back in kind.
[12:54] Sanae
    Yeah.
[12:58] Sanae
    The pig!
[13:04] Ayumu
    It should be around here.
[13:12] Ayumu
    Come on, please.
[13:14] Ayumu
    My friend's waiting for me!
[13:17] Ayumu
    Come out.
SIGN    Stop
[13:23] Ayumu
    Please... Take me there!
[13:28] Guy
    What is this?
[13:29] Guy
    Why is there a door?
[13:44] Guy
    What... It disappeared?
[13:48] LabD
    What's going on?
[13:49] LabA
    It's expanding even faster!
[13:51] LabB
    I fear it will affect the surface
    sooner than we expected!
[13:54] LabC
    Is there no way to stop it?
[13:56] Noriko
    Senpai...
[13:58] Sana
    Hey, hasn't it been a while?
[14:01] Sana
    Does she really know where it is?
[14:04] Hatori
    She does.
[14:05] Hatori
    Ayu-chan definitely knows.
[14:08] Sana
    What makes you think that?
[14:09] Hatori
    Huh? Well, I don't know the reason.
[14:13] Hatori
    Because she's my friend, I guess?
[14:16] Sana
    Y-You guys say some similar things.
[14:20] Sana
    Listen...
[14:21] Hatori
    What?
[14:22] Sana
    Ayumu is your best friend,
[14:25] Sana
    and you're Ayumu's best friend, right?
[14:28] Hatori
    Yeah.
[14:29] Sana
    Th-Then am I...
[14:39] Hatori
    A-Ayu-chan!
[14:42] Ayumu
    Ha-chan!
[14:44] Ayumu
    Thank goodness!
[14:48] Sanae
    Wait!
[14:52] Sanae
    Huh?
[14:53] Zoroku
    I thought it was two, but I see three.
[14:56] Sanae
    Sana-chan... and a friend?
[15:00] Sanae
    Sana-chan!
[15:14] Sanae
    You think we can cross on this?
[15:17] Zoroku
    Whoa! What now?
[15:18] Sanae
    Can we ride these?
[15:20] Sanae
    How convenient!
[15:23] Zoroku
    H-Hey!
[15:29] Hatori
    What's that?
[15:31] Sana
    Zoroku, hurry!
[15:33] Voice
    All staff, please begin evacuation.
[15:36] Voice
    Please begin evacuation.
[15:38] Lab
    Wonderland is coming to the surface!
[15:39] Lab
    Research Building 3 is going to collapse!
[15:41] Noriko
    Senpai! Senpai!
[15:43] LabA
    Yamada-san, what are you doing?
[15:45] LabA
    Didn't you hear the evacuation order?
[15:47] Noriko
    But Senpai is still in Wonderland—
[15:50] LabA
    You can't! We don't know
    what's going on inside!
[15:52] Noriko
    Senpai! Ichijo-senpai!
[15:55] Sana
    Zoroku!
[15:56] Ayumu
    What's happening?
[15:58] Sana
    I... I don't know, either.
[16:00] Sanae
    Looks like something big is about to happen.
[16:06] Sana
    Zoroku!
[16:10] Zoroku
    You okay?
[16:11] Sana
    Yeah.
[16:13] Zoroku
    Good.
[16:23] Zoroku
    Cut it out already!
[16:27] Sanae
    He really did give Wonderland a talking to.
[16:38] Sana
    It's getting away.
[16:40] Zoroku
    Don't you still have something to do?
[16:47] Zoroku
    You want us to push that?
[16:49] Sanae
    Grandpa, maybe he's just teasing us again.
[16:53] Zoroku
    If so, he'll get another talking to.
[17:01] Sanae
    I thought so...
[17:22] Sanae
    Ichijo-san!
[17:24] Ichijo
    What in the world is going on?
[17:30] Lab
    Wonderland's expansion has stopped!
[17:32] Lab
    Yes...
[17:33] Lab
    We're saved!
[17:37] Noriko
    Why did it stop?
[17:43] Ayumu
    Huh? Where is this?
[17:47] Sana
    It's my house! Yay!
[17:50] Sana
    It's my house!
[17:50] Ayumu
    Hey, Kashimura-san, your shoes...
[17:53] Zoroku
    Sana!
[17:56] Zoroku
    Start by taking off your shoes.
[18:15] Noriko
    Senpai!
[18:21] Ichijo
    Is Wonderland still expanding?
[18:23] Noriko
    It's stopped.
[18:25] Ichijo
    I see... That's good.
[18:28] Noriko
    Where are Kashimura-san and the rest?
[18:29] Ichijo
    They all made it back home safely.
[18:32] Ichijo
    Now...
[18:34] Ichijo
    I'm going to sleep for a bit...
[18:46] Sanae
    Huh? It really has been ten days!
[18:49] Sanae
    What's going on?
[18:51] Zoroku
    This is pretty screwed-up.
[18:53] Ayumu
    But I found the door about
    thirty minutes ago.
[18:56] Hatori
    I'm so glad.
[18:58] Hatori
    Now your parents won't have to worry.
[19:03] Ayumu
    Um, I'll... go home with Ha-chan.
[19:09] Zoroku
    I'll walk you there, then.
[19:12] Zoroku
    Is this your house?
[19:14] Hatori
    Yes.
[19:15] Hatori
    Thank you for walking us here.
[19:18] Zoroku
    Hey, it was close. Think nothing of it.
[19:21] Hatori
    Um, I'm really sorry for all the trouble.
[19:26] Hatori
    After I talk to my parents,
    I'll go to the police.
[19:29] Ayumu
    I-I'll go, too!
[19:33] Zoroku
    You two do have a lot to atone for.
[19:36] Zoroku
    That's still true,
[19:38] Zoroku
    but you have people on your side.
[19:40] Zoroku
    If you get into any trouble, call us.
[19:44] Sana
    Yeah! With Zoroku around, you'll be fine!
[19:46] Zoroku
    Be quiet for a minute.
[19:49] Zoroku
    Also,
[19:49] Zoroku
    I know someone who makes his living
    by helping troubled kids like you.
[19:55] Hatori
    Thanks.
[19:59] Ayumu
    Ha-chan, listen...
[20:02] Ayumu
    After you disappeared,
[20:04] Ayumu
    your parents searched for you, every day.
[20:12] Hatori
    Sana-chan...
[20:13] Hatori
    I'd like to ask a favor.
[20:14] Sana
    What is it?
[20:16] Hatori
    Could you stay here, just for a little while?
[20:20] Hatori
    When you're with me, I can't lie.
[20:23] Sana
    I know! I promised, after all.
[20:26] Sana
    I'm your friend, too! Okay?
[20:35] Hatori
    I'm home.
[20:37] Mom
    Hatori!
[20:49] Hatori
    I'm sorry.
[20:55] Minister
    So, I'll say it again, once more.
[20:59] Minister
    The Dreams of Alice Response Office
[21:01] Minister
    is in the preparation stage.
[21:04] Minister
    In so many words, the Kyoto Ferris
    wheels are a Dream of Alice, also.
[21:08] Minister
    The important thing to remember
[21:11] Minister
    is that the phenomenon
    called a "Dream of Alice"
[21:14] Minister
    can happen to anyone.
[21:18] Minister
    No one is special or more likely to
    experience it than anyone else.

[21:22] Ayumu
    We're off!
[21:23] Minister
    So, to protect these people's rights,
[21:25] Minister
    the government will open a
    special response office—
[21:31] Dad
    Hey...
[21:32] Dad
    Hatori-chan ended up with the "Dream
    of Alice" they discussed on TV, right?
[21:36] Dad
    Will she be okay?
[21:38] Mom
    Oh, Hatori-chan is a good girl.
[21:41] Noriko
    The government finally made
    an official announcement
[21:45] Noriko
    about the existence of the Dreams of Alice.
[21:48] Noriko
    The world is about to change, isn't it?
[21:54] Ichijo
    I do hope it's a positive change.
[21:57] Naito
    Well, I'm sure things will work out.
[22:04] Naito
    If the kids are happy and healthy,
    that makes it a good world.
[22:18] SanaN
    In the future, what sort of adult
    will this girl become?
[22:22] SanaN
    How will she retain the cuteness
    and innocence of childhood?
SIGN    
    
    
    Math
    
    Kashimura Sana
SIGN    Kashimura Sana
SIGN    Kashimura Sana
SIGN    Sana
[22:29] SanaN
    These are the things that Alice's
    older sister thought about.
SIGN    Kashimura Sana
SIGN    
    
    
    
    Sana Kashimura
SIGN    
    
    
    Kashimura Sana
[22:34] SanaN
    When Alice becomes an adult,
[22:36] SanaN
    she will surely tell many
    strange, fanciful stories
[22:42] SanaN
    to small children, who look just like her.
SIGN    Kashimura Zoroku Sanae Sana
[22:48] SanaN
    Among those tales, perhaps,
[22:51] SanaN
    she might tell that story...
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    Shikishima Hatori
    Good morning.
SIGN    
    
    Miho Ayumu
    Today's the day.
    Are you ready?
[22:53] [Messenger] Text
    Shikishima Hatori, Miho Ayumu (3)
[22:55] SanaN
    The story of a wondrous land,
[22:57] SanaN
    which she dreamed of, long ago.
[23:00] Ayumu
    Sana-chan!
[23:03] Sana
    Morning!
[23:04] Sana
    Okay, I'm off!
[23:06] Zoroku
    Watch for cars, you three.
[23:08] Three
    Okay!
SIGN    This is ——
SIGN    the story of a girl . . .
SIGN    who continues to search for "herself,"
    so that she can become a "me" ——
[23:30] SanaN
    I'm all right, now.
[23:33] SanaN
    Thanks to you...
[23:36] SanaN
    Zoroku.