Season 1

1 - The Red Queen Escapes

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SIGN    K & C Pharmaceutical Corporation, Japan
[00:56] Kito
    Target appears to be heading south.
[00:59] Kito
    Her footprints were found
    400 meters south of here.
[01:03] Kito
    All vehicles are searching the area.
[01:05] Kito
    I'll appraise you, as new
    information is available.
[01:08] GuyA
    Director...
[01:09] GuyA
    Our surveillance cameras alone
    can't cover it any further.
[01:14] Kito
    Use government and police
    cameras, as well.
[01:24] Noriko
    Damn it!
[01:27] Noriko
    This is too slow...
[01:28] Noriko
    Too slow!
[01:34] Kito
    Target may have left the research
    facility's surveillance area.
[01:38] Kito
    It may take time for street-surveillance
    cameras to find her.
[01:43] Kito
    If the situation changes,
    contact me immediately.
[01:47] Kito
    Over.
[01:48] Driver
    Roger.
[01:50] GuyA
    Director...
[01:52] GuyA
    Could the target have possibly
    jumped even farther?
[01:57] Kito
    Why do you think I limit her
    calorie intake at dinner?
[02:03] Kito
    We'll get some good data today.
[02:05] Kito
    I want to see how far the Queen can go
[02:09] Kito
    on that amount.
[02:29] Noriko
    Yes! Here we go!
[02:38] Noriko
    Ugh... Not again.
[02:41] Noriko
    This is why I requested a bigger budget!
[02:45] GuyB
    Target located on the national highway,
[02:47] GuyB
    500 meters southeast.
[02:49] GuyB
    Since it's a street-surveillance camera,
    this is the best it can do.
[02:55] Kito
    All vehicles, surround the area
    in which the target is located.
[02:58] Kito
    Car #4, proceed directly to the point.
[03:01] Kito
    She may have one more jump in her,
[03:03] Kito
    but the distance won't be too great.
[03:10] Noriko
    Yes! Analysis complete!
[03:12] Noriko
    Sending coordinates!
[03:39] DriverA
    Car #4 here.
[03:41] DriverA
    Minnie C. is heading toward the target.
[03:43] Kito
    Roger.
[03:45] Kito
    You can wait where you are.
[03:54] Girl
    So cold...
[03:56] Girl
    Is this how all of the outside world is?
[04:00] Miriam
    Where do you think you're going,
[04:02] Miriam
    Red Queen?
[04:05] Girl
    Don't come near me!
[04:09] Miriam
    Stop being stubborn, and return
    to where it is nice and warm.
[04:13] Girl
    No!
[04:14] Miriam
    Everyone is waiting for you.
[04:16] Girl
    Open!
[04:26] Miriam
    You see?
[04:27] Miriam
    You have already exhausted your energy.
[04:30] Miriam
    Wonderland is the only place you belong.
[04:42] Miriam
    Who's there?
[04:56] Miriam
    I see.
[05:29] Ichijo
    #106.
[05:54] GuyA
    She appears to be resisting.
[05:57] GuyB
    That's the Red Queen for you.
[05:59] GuyB
    I'm impressed she had
    that much power left.
[06:03] Kito
    No.
[06:04] GuyB
    Huh?
[06:05] Kito
    This is
[06:07] Kito
    someone else?
[06:18] Ichijo
    Jump.
[06:20] Ichijo
    Visualize the largest town you can.
[06:23] Ichijo
    Go there and cause as much
    commotion as you can.
[06:27] Girl
    Who are you?
[06:30] Ichijo
    We'll meet again.
[06:55] Miriam
    What?
[06:57] Kito
    What happened?
[06:58] GuyA
    I don't know!
[07:00] GuyB
    Perhaps a lightning strike.
[07:02] GuyC
    We'll switch to another
    channel and restart it.
[07:05] Kito
    Lightning?
[07:06] Noriko
    All right! Success!
[07:18] GuyA
    Restoring monitors.
[07:21] Kito
    Where's the target?
[07:23] GuyB
    I don't see her.
[07:25] GuyC
    Nothing here, either.
[07:28] Miriam
    Tachibana here.
[07:30] Miriam
    Capture of the Red Queen has failed.
[07:33] Miriam
    Someone interfered.
[07:34] Kito
    Who was it?
[07:36] Miriam
    I don't know.
[07:37] Miriam
    A female ability-user I have never seen.
[07:40] Miriam
    She told the Red Queen
[07:41] Miriam
    to go to a large town and
    cause a commotion.
[07:45] Kito
    To all vehicles.
[07:46] Kito
    All cars, except #4, expand search
    to the metropolitan area.
[07:50] Drivers
    Roger.
[07:53] Kito
    Do whatever you can to pick up her trail.
[07:58] GuyA
    All vehicles have changed course.
[08:00] GuyB
    They're heading south,
    toward the metro area.
[08:04] GuyD
    Director, further pursuit is impossible.
[08:08] Kito
    Why?
[08:09] GuyD
    The bridge...
[08:11] GuyD
    The bridge... is gone.
[08:27] Kito
    All vehicles, return to the research facility.
[08:30] Kito
    Minnie C., as soon as you arrive,
    report in detail.
[08:33] Kito
    Over.
[08:37] Kito
    Go to a large town and
    cause a commotion...
[08:40] Kito
    Huh?
[08:42] AdultSana
    Alice,
[08:44] AdultSana
    having drifted in space for a long time,
[08:48] AdultSana
    began to feel a bit dizzy.
[08:50] AdultSana
    When she knew she was
    capable of walking again,
[08:54] AdultSana
    she felt relieved.
[08:56] AdultSana
    "If I can get to the top of that hill,"
[09:00] AdultSana
    thought Alice,
[09:03] AdultSana
    "I'll have a much better
    view of the garden."
SIGN    The Red Queen Escapes
[10:03] Kito
    Sorry to wake you so early.
[10:05] Kito
    If you're tired, you can sleep now.
[10:08] Cleo
    Okay.
[10:29] GuyA
    Target located.
[10:31] GuyA
    She's in Shinjuku.
[10:32] GuyA
    Cameras spotted her at 4:57 AM.
[10:35] Kito
    Send the footage of the target to me.
[10:38] GuyA
    Roger.
[10:39] [Messenger] Text
    You Have a New Message
[10:45] Kito
    Indeed,
[10:47] Kito
    that certainly is a large town...
[11:02] Zoroku
    Here is your order.
[11:12] Sawaki
    Truly, you do fantastic work!
[11:15] Sawaki
    I was right to ask you for
    this, Kashimura-san.
[11:19] Zoroku
    Is that so?
[11:24] Zoroku
    That's a lot.
[11:25] Sawaki
    It's to thank you.
[11:26] Sawaki
    Consider it a token of my gratitude.
[11:29] Zoroku
    I accepted this job because
    it was a personal request.
[11:33] Zoroku
    I won't get buddy-buddy with you people.
[11:35] Minion
    Hey, old man!
[11:36] Minion
    Who do you think you're address—
[11:37] Sawaki
    Shut up!
[11:39] Sawaki
    Sorry about that.
[11:41] Sawaki
    He can be a bit hot-headed.
[11:45] Zoroku
    I'll accept my fee and nothing more.
[11:48] Sawaki
    Kashimura-san...
[11:49] Sawaki
    You really are a strange one, aren't you?
[11:56] Two
    Thank you for coming!
SIGN    Sawaki Industries
SIGN    Comprehensive, Superior Information
    
    Free Information Desk
[12:16] Chen
    Welcome.
[12:19] Chen
    Oh, Kashimura-san...
[12:20] Chen
    Haven't seen you in a while.
[12:22] Zoroku
    Cigarettes. The usual.
[12:26] Chen
    You should quit smoking.
[12:27] Chen
    It'll kill you, Kashimura-san.
[12:30] Zoroku
    Shut it.
[12:31] Chen
    Kashimura-san, Kashimura-san...
[12:34] Chen
    I'm worried about that girl.
[12:35] Chen
    Would you take her to the police?
[12:40] Chen
    She's been there for three hours.
[12:43] Chen
    A child shouldn't be in Kabukicho.
[12:47] Zoroku
    Tell the police.
[12:48] Chen
    I called, but they wouldn't do anything.
[12:50] Chen
    They don't trust foreigners.
SIGN    Check Screen and Touch to Continue
    Are you 20 or older?
    
    I Am 20 or Older
    
    After verifying age, you may still be asked for ID
[12:52] Zoroku
    Ask the owner to, then.
[12:53] Chen
    I can't!
[12:55] Chen
    The owner hates police.
[12:57] Chen
    Also, he's been stealing donation money.
SIGN    Donation Box
    Your Cooperation Is Appreciated
[13:00] Chen
    He's a bad man.
[13:07] Zoroku
    Hey, little girl.
[13:09] Zoroku
    You aren't supposed to
    touch the merchandise.
[13:13] Zoroku
    If you're lost, why don't
    I take you home?
[13:17] Sana
    Have you and I met before?
[13:22] Sana
    Kashimura Zoroku.
[13:24] Sana
    Born June 19, 1943.
[13:28] Sana
    One granddaughter named Sanae.
[13:31] Sana
    She's been at training camp for her
    high school club since yesterday.
[13:35] Sana
    But I don't know what "club"
    and "training camp" mean.
[13:40] Sana
    Guess I was wrong.
[13:42] Sana
    But you don't seem like a bad person.
[13:45] Sana
    Hey, you!
[13:47] Sana
    How would you like to
    make a deal with me?
[13:49] Zoroku
    A deal?
[13:52] Sana
    If you agree,
[13:53] Sana
    I'll grant any wish you want!
[13:55] Zoroku
    What the heck is this?
[13:56] Zoroku
    Something from a manga?
[13:58] Zoroku
    Sorry, but I don't know
    much about that stuff.
[14:01] Sana
    Huh?
[14:02] Sana
    I... I get it.
[14:04] Sana
    You're making fun of me, right?
[14:07] Zokoru
    I'm not making fun of you.
[14:09] Zoroku
    I just have no clue what you're saying.
[14:12] Sana
    Forget it!
[14:24] Chen
    What was that?
[14:25] Chen
    She disappeared, Kashimura-san!
[14:28] Chen
    Kashimura-san, what's going on?
SIGN    Land for Sale
[14:31] Zoroku
    No idea.
[14:37] Sana
    This is bad.
[14:39] Sana
    My power's weakening.
[14:42] Sana
    I'll have to go with the guy from before...
[14:47] Machine
    Thank you for your patronage.
[15:02] Sana
    Hey, you...
[15:04] Sana
    You really won't make a deal with me?
[15:09] Zoroku
    How did you get in this car?
[15:11] Sana
    Don't worry about that.
[15:14] Zoroku
    What's your name, little girl?
[15:16] Zoroku
    Where is your home?
[15:18] Sana
    I have no home.
[15:22] Sana
    C-Come on!
[15:23] Sana
    Make a deal with me.
[15:24] Sana
    If you do, I'll grant any wish you want.
[15:28] Zoroku
    Is this the attitude you take when
    you ask someone for something?
[15:32] Zoroku
    If you have something to say,
    have the right attitude—
[15:35] Sana
    Hesitate, and you'll die.
[15:36] Zoroku
    What?
[15:37] Sana
    Look ahead.
[15:54] Zoroku
    What was that about?
[15:55] Sana
    Just get out of here!
[15:56] Sana
    It'll come back!
[15:57] Asahi
    Tch!
[15:58] Asahi
    I missed...
[15:59] Yonaga
    Onee-sama, don't you think
    this is going a bit far—
[16:02] Asahi
    Shoot, Yonaga!
[16:03] Yonaga
    But...
[16:04] Asahi
    Don't argue!
[16:05] Asahi
    Right now!
[16:07] Yonaga
    O-Okay...
[16:12] Asahi
    No need for mercy.
[16:13] Yonaga
    I-I'll have to try my best to miss.
[16:13] Asahi
    Just shoot right into it!
[16:28] Zoroku
    What is that?
[16:29] Sana
    The sisters who followed me.
[16:31] Sana
    The younger can call a bow, while the
    older can call anything with a chain.
[16:35] Sana
    Like the wrecking ball before,
    and that bike, too.
[16:38] Zoroku
    There's no chain on a bike.
[16:40] Sana
    Yes, there is.
[16:43] Zoroku
    The bike chain!
[16:49] Sana
    Don't slow now.
[16:50] Sana
    They'll be on us again soon!
[16:59] Sana
    Ow...
[17:00] Sana
    Hey, why did you stop?
[17:02] Zoroku
    Get out.
[17:04] Zoroku
    You know those two girls, right?
[17:06] Zoroku
    Don't drag a stranger into your problems.
[17:08] Zoroku
    I don't need that.
[17:10] Sana
    I think I like you.
[17:20] Asahi
    Darn it!
[17:21] Yonaga
    We're too conspicuous...
[17:21] Asahi
    I missed again!
[17:23] Asahi
    Yonaga, hurry up and shoot again!
[17:27] Yonaga
    O-Open.
[17:29] Yonaga
    T-Try to miss.
[17:31] Yonaga
    Try to miss...
[17:37] Zoroku
    Wh-What the hell are you doing?
[17:39] Sana
    I'll drive!
[17:43] Zoroku
    Hey! Stop!
[17:53] Yonaga
    P-Please stop, Sa-chan!
[17:59] Asahi
    You did it, Yonaga!
[18:01] Yonaga
    Sa-chan...
[18:10] Guy
    What was that?
[18:11] Woman
    Should we call the police?
[18:12] Guy
    No, I'd say an ambulance.
[18:15] Zoroku
    What the hell is going on?
[18:20] Guy
    Foreigners?
[18:21] Guy
    Are they filming a movie?
[18:22] Girl
    Was that CG?
[18:25] Asahi
    You can't get away now, Red Queen!
[18:28] Sana
    They ordered you to follow me here,
[18:30] Sana
    you useless sisters?
[18:32] Asahi
    U-Useless?!
[18:33] Yonaga
    Onee-sama, calm down.
[18:36] Yonaga
    Sa-chan, let's return to
    the research facility.
[18:39] Yonaga
    I... I know they conduct some
    unpleasant tests.
[18:43] Yonaga
    B-But we cannot live in the outside world!
[18:47] Sana
    That's a lie!
[18:48] Sana
    I won't be fooled anymore,
    and I'm done being a lab rat.
[18:52] Sana
    I'll crush that place with my own hands.
[18:55] Yonaga
    S-Sa-chan...
[18:56] Asahi
    You don't know anything
    about the outside world!
[19:02] Asahi
    Yonaga, shoot her!
[19:03] Yonaga
    Huh?
[19:04] Sana
    I won't go back.
[19:05] Yonaga
    Sa-chan...
[19:11] Yonaga
    Sa-chan...
[19:13] Yonaga
    I'm sorry!
[19:16] Asahi
    Ow! Ow! Ow!
[19:16] Zoroku
    You think that
[19:18] Zoroku
    pointing that dangerous thing
    at people is all right?
[19:36] Sana
    Wh-What are you doing—
[19:38] Zoroku
    That's what I'd like to know.
[19:40] Sana
    Ow, ow...
[19:40] Zoroku
    What are you doing,
    in the middle of the city?
[19:43] Zoroku
    Do you know how many people
    could have been hurt
[19:45] Zoroku
    by one wrong move in your
    nonsensical game of tag?
[19:49] Zoroku
    Take a good look at what you've done!
[19:51] Zoroku
    Think you're playing a video game?!
[19:53] Zoroku
    Huh?
[19:55] Zoroku
    And as for you two!
[19:56] Yonaga
    Y-Yes?
[19:57] Zoroku
    Do you two have a beef
    with me or something?
[19:59] Asahi
    N-No...
[20:01] Yonaga
    N-Not at all...
[20:03] Zoroku
    Listen to me.
[20:05] Zoroku
    This world has boundaries
    you must respect.
[20:07] Zoroku
    I don't know what you three
    have been through,
[20:09] Zoroku
    but old folks and children
    walk around these parts.
[20:12] Zoroku
    Your actions could have killed someone.
[20:18] Zoroku
    Listen up.
[20:19] Zoroku
    The police will be here soon.
[20:21] Zoroku
    You're gonna have to step up and
    atone for what you've done.
[20:26] Zoroku
    What do you say?
[20:27] Three
    Y-Yes, sir!
SIGN    Yotsuya Police Station
[20:38] Officer1
    Okay, why don't you two
    give me your names?
[20:49] Officer3
    Now, will you tell me your name?
[20:52] Sana
    I don't mind telling you, but...
[20:54] Officer3
    Are you hungry?
[20:57] Mitaka
    You expect me to believe
    that nonsense?!
[21:00] Zoroku
    Plenty of witnesses were at the scene.
[21:04] Zoroku
    Aren't they telling you the
    same "nonsense" I am?
[21:08] Mitaka
    All right, why don't you explain these?
[21:12] Mitaka
    These show you leaving Sawaki's office.
[21:16] Mitaka
    That incident is somehow
    connected, isn't it?
[21:19] Zoroku
    You think yakuza can produce
[21:21] Zoroku
    wrecking balls from thin air?
[21:23] Mitaka
    I'm asking the questions here!
[21:25] Zoroku
    I was only there to deliver an order.
[21:28] Mitaka
    And that exchange caused
    all this, didn't it?!
[21:30] OfficerA
    Sergeant...
[21:33] OfficerA
    May I have a moment?
[21:34] Mitaka
    What is it?
[21:37] Mitaka
    What?
[21:40] Officer3
    Was that cream puff good?
[21:42] Sana
    Uh-huh.
[21:42] Officer3
    Then, will you tell me now?
[21:45] Sana
    The older twin's name is Asahi,
    and the younger is Yonaga.
[21:49] Officer3
    And what's your name?
[22:05] Sana
    The older twin's name is Asahi,
    and the younger is Yonaga.
[22:09] Officer3
    And what's your name?
[22:14] Sana
    The older twin's name is Asahi,
    and the younger is Yonaga.
[22:18] Officer3
    And what's your name?
[22:21] Mitaka
    Can you slow it when she disappears?
[22:23] OfficerB
    Yes, sir.
[22:31] Mitaka
    That's impossible!
[22:33] Officer3
    It's true.
[22:35] Officer3
    She disappeared right before my eyes.
[22:37] OfficerA
    The footage hasn't been
    altered in any way.
[22:40] Mitaka
    What about the twins?
[22:42] OfficerA
    There was a man calling himself
    their sponsor, so...
[22:45] Mitaka
    You sent them with him?
[22:47] OfficerA
    Well...
[22:47] Mitaka
    They may be children, but you know
    how much trouble they caused!
[22:51] OfficerA
    I was following orders from above.
[22:52] Mitaka
    What?
[22:54] OfficerA
    I was told not to pursue this case further.
[23:05] Mitaka
    You can go.
[23:06] Mitaka
    You're being released due
    to lack of evidence.
[23:09] Mitaka
    Your car's in the lot out back.
[23:11] Zoroku
    You want me to drive a wrecked car?
[23:42] Zoroku
    It's definitely my car, but the
    repairs were done fast.
[23:46] Zoroku
    Is this a free service?
[23:49] Mitaka
    We just came out and found it this way.
[23:51] Zoroku
    You found it this way?
[23:53] Mitaka
    That's right...
[23:54] Mitaka
    The car and crash scene have
    been completely restored!
[23:57] Mitaka
    I'm the one who wants to ask what
    the hell happened, and how.
[24:01] Mitaka
    Wrong way on a one-way street,
    ignoring a red light,
[24:03] Mitaka
    speeding, property damage...
[24:05] Mitaka
    Normally, we'd hold you overnight
    to get the story out of you.
[24:10] Mitaka
    But there's no evidence at all.
[24:13] [Messenger] Text
    Image Data Not Found
[24:14] GirlA
    Huh?
[24:15] GirlA
    That's weird...
[24:15] Mitaka
    We checked all the security
    cameras in that area, too.
[24:19] Mitaka
    But nothing was on them.
[24:20] GirlB
    Why are the pictures gone?
[24:21] [Messenger] Text
    Image Not Found
SIGN    Isn't this crazy?
    Huge accident
[24:21] Mitaka
    Several reports were filed.
SIGN    Isn't this crazy?
    Huge accident
    
    There's no picture
SIGN    Huge accident
    
    There's no picture
    
    Huh? It was there
    a second ago
SIGN    There's no picture
    
    Huh? It was there a second ago
    
    I'm serious
SIGN    Huh? It was there a second ago
    
    I'm serious
    
    I saw it, too
    
    Seems fake
[24:24] Guy1
    Huh? What the...
[24:24] Mitaka
    And many witnesses were on the scene.
[24:25] Guy2
    Sure you uploaded it?
[24:27] Guy1
    I did!
SIGN    Shinjuku wrecking ball girl accident
[24:28] Mitaka
    But we didn't even find skid marks.
[24:31] Guy
    Huh? Why isn't anything coming up?
[24:33] Mitaka
    Nothing at the parking lot
    you said was destroyed,
[24:36] Mitaka
    and no giant hole in the road.
[24:38] Zoroku
    Impossible.
[24:40] Mitaka
    It means you've been exonerated.
[24:44] Mitaka
    Also...
[24:45] Mitaka
    Forget what happened today.
[24:48] Mitaka
    Got that?
[24:51] Mitaka
    Your fine's been dropped.
[24:53] Mitaka
    Just go home.
[25:05] DriverA
    The man who was with the Red Queen?
[25:08] Kito
    Yes.
SIGN    Kashimura Zoroku
[25:11] DriverA
    What should we do?
[25:12] DriverA
    Keep the old man, Kashimura,
    under surveillance, too?
[25:17] Kito
    No.
[25:18] Kito
    If you look at the circumstances,
[25:20] Kito
    he just seems to be caught up in it.
[25:23] Kito
    For the time being, let's prioritize
    the Red Queen's capture.
[25:29] Kito
    Feel free to eat all you like.
SIGN    New and Used Cars
    We Buy and Sell
SIGN    Suzuki
[25:37] Suzuki
    Huh? Are you serious?
[25:39] Zoroku
    Yeah.
[25:40] Suzuki
    All right, let me take a look...
[25:44] Suzuki
    But, Kashimura-san, you really
    want to get rid of this car?
[25:48] Zoroku
    Yeah.
[25:49] Suzuki
    But you took such good care of it.
[25:52] Suzuki
    I see no reason to scrap it.
[25:55] Zoroku
    Some weird stuff happened.
[25:57] Zoroku
    Be careful with it.
[25:58] Suzuki
    Right...
[26:05] Zoroku
    Hey, it's me.
[26:06] Zoroku
    Sorry. I ran into a little trouble.
[26:11] Zoroku
    Sorry, but you two need to
    take care of things today.
[26:14] Zoroku
    Give me a call if something comes up.
SIGN    Kabukicho Ichibangai
[26:16] Zoroku
    After I grab some food in
    Shinjuku, I'll head home.
[26:21] Guy
    Welcome!
[26:24] Zoroku
    Beer, mutton stir-fry, and fried bread.
[26:27] Guy
    Coming up.
[26:30] Zoroku
    And I'll be using the ashtray.
[26:31] Guy
    Help yourself.
[26:40] Guy
    Your beer.
[26:41] Zoroku
    Thanks.
[26:54] Sana
    Don't they have cream puffs?
[27:04] Zoroku
    You pop up when and
    where you like, huh?
[27:06] Zoroku
    Where'd you come from this time?
[27:08] Sana
    Can I drink some of this?
[27:10] Zoroku
    This isn't for kids to drink.
[27:12] Zoroku
    Hey, bring me some orange juice.
[27:15] Guy
    Okay, got it!
[27:20] Zoroku
    Well?
[27:22] Zoroku
    What do you want?
[27:23] Zoroku
    This is no place for a kid to hang around.
[27:27] Zoroku
    I don't want any more trouble.
[27:30] Sana
    Dreams of Alice.
[27:32] Zoroku
    Something from a manga again?
[27:35] Sana
    That's what we're called.
[27:37] Sana
    You can think of us as people
    with supernatural abilities.
[27:42] Sana
    I don't know how such a thing
    comes to be, exactly.
[27:48] Sana
    But by using these visions called
    "Mirror Gates" as intermediaries,
[27:53] Sana
    we have the ability to materialize
    any one thing we imagine.
[27:59] Sana
    Chains or a bow and arrows...
[28:02] Sana
    Some people can fix things, too.
[28:04] Sana
    And that's the power you
    used to drive my car.
[28:09] Sana
    That's right!
[28:10] Sana
    It was my first time driving,
    but I learned how by looking—
[28:14] Guy
    Here's your orange juice.
[28:16] Guy
    And mutton stir-fry, with Chinese
    onions, and fried bread.
[28:26] Zoroku
    Are you done talking?
[28:28] Zoroku
    If you are, then please go home.
[28:30] Zoroku
    My food will get cold.
[28:31] Sana
    I-I'm not done...
[28:33] Sana
    I've decided that I like you!
[28:35] Sana
    I'm going to make you my
    servant, Kashimura Zoroku!
[28:39] Sana
    You'd better be happy!
[28:43] Zoroku
    Don't stand on the chair.
[28:46] Zoroku
    And keep your voice down
    in the restaurant!
[28:49] Sana
    Yes, sir.
[28:51] Zoroku
    Want some food?
[28:53] Sana
    Huh?
[28:54] Zoroku
    In the convenience store,
    you were looking at dinners.
[28:56] Zoroku
    When did you last eat?
[28:58] Sana
    A-About three days ago...
[29:01] Sana
    I'm fine.
[29:02] Sana
    This long is nothing.
[29:07] Zoroku
    Hey!
[29:08] Zoroku
    I need to place another order.
[29:09] Guy
    Sure!
[29:16] Sana
    C-Can I really eat this?
[29:18] Sana
    I don't have any money.
[29:20] Zoroku
    Well, I do.
[29:22] Guy
    Wow, check that out!
[29:24] Guy
    Is she training for an eating
    contest or something?
[29:24] Guy
    So good! So good!
[29:27] Sana
    I didn't know food was this
    good in the outside world!
[29:30] Zoroku
    How many servings are you gonna eat?
[29:32] Sana
    I can't help it!
[29:34] Sana
    Activating the Mirror Gate takes a
    tremendous amount of energy.
[29:37] Sana
    It makes me hungry.
[29:39] Zoroku
    Come to think of it,
    those twins were eating, too.
[29:43] Zoroku
    Hold your chopsticks right!
[29:46] Sana
    Chopsticks?
[29:48] Sana
    You mean these things?
[29:50] Zoroku
    You don't know how to use them?
[29:52] Sana
    Lay off.
[29:53] Sana
    It's my first time outside
    the research facility.
[29:56] Zoroku
    Earlier, you said something
    about making a deal.
[30:00] Zoroku
    What do you want me to do?
[30:05] Guy
    Thank you very much!
[30:07] Sana
    I want
[30:09] Sana
    to crush the research facility.
[30:12] Zoroku
    Research facility?
[30:14] Sana
    There are many other Dreams
    of Alice, just like me.
[30:17] Sana
    They're locked up there, and awful
    things are done to them.
[30:22] Sana
    But even though I escaped,
    I couldn't do anything alone.
[30:30] Sana
    I want your help.
[30:32] Sana
    When I looked inside your head,
    I saw that you're a good person.
[30:37] Sana
    I want to help my friends!
[30:40] Sana
    Please!
SIGN    Free Information Desk
SIGN    The Most Information in One Place Safe, Easy Introductions to Any Shop
SIGN    Asano Beer
    Shanghai Home Cooking
    Shanghai Xiaochi
[30:49] Guy
    Thank you very much!
[31:02] Zoroku
    Come with me.
[31:05] Zoroku
    We're going somewhere else.
[31:13] Sana
    It's too bright...
[31:15] Zoroku
    Don't just stand there.
    We'll get separated.
[31:17] Zoroku
    Remember what I told you?
[31:19] Zoroku
    This is no place for a kid to hang around.
[31:23] Sana
    R-Right!
SIGN    Hotel Shinjuku
SIGN    Shinjuku Diamond VIP Diamond
[31:35] Barker
    Hi, Bro! How about a cabaret club?
[31:37] Sana
    Hey, what kind of shop is that?
[31:39] Sana
    When he said, "Bro," did he mean you?
[31:41] Zoroku
    Just shut up and walk.
[31:43] Sana
    Hey, wouldn't it be easier in your car?
[31:47] Zoroku
    The car creeped me out,
    so I got rid of it.
[31:49] Sana
    Creeped you out? Why?
[31:52] Zoroku
    Would you just stop talking?
SIGN    Hanazono Shrine
[31:57] Zoroku
    What's your name?
[32:02] Zoroku
    Did you not hear me?
[32:04] Sana
    You told me to stop talking.
[32:06] Zoroku
    Well, now you can.
[32:07] Zoroku
    What's your name?
[32:09] Sana
    Sana.
[32:10] Zoroku
    And your last name?
[32:12] Sana
    I don't know.
[32:15] Sana
    I don't remember anything before
    the research facility.
[32:18] Sana
    I don't even know where I came from.
[32:21] Sana
    And "Sana" is
[32:22] Sana
    just the name that Asahi
    and Yonaga gave me.
[32:25] Zoroku
    Asahi and Yonaga?
[32:27] Sana
    The twins who chased us.
[32:29] Sana
    They were the only ones
    who called me by name.
[32:33] Girl
    Yay! I got "very good luck"!
[32:35] Guy
    Ugh, I got "very bad luck."
[32:37] Girl
    Wow, I've never seen that before!
[32:40] Guy
    Easy for you to say.
[32:41] Girl
    It'll be fine.
[32:42] Girl
    I got "very good luck," so we
    can share half of each!
[32:49] Zoroku
    Only for a little while.
[32:57] Zoroku
    For a little while, I'll give you
    food and a place to stay.
[33:01] Zoroku
    But during that time,
[33:03] Zoroku
    you'll help me with my work.
[33:06] Zoroku
    One who does not work does not eat.
[33:08] Sana
    Okay,
[33:08] Sana
    that's fine!
[33:10] Sana
    I knew you were a good—
[33:11] Zoroku
    Show some respect for your elders!
[33:12] Sana
    Ow, ow, ow!
[33:17] Zoroku
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[33:18] Zoroku
    I won't baby you!
[33:21] Zoroku
    And one other thing.
[33:24] Zoroku
    Don't use that weird power again.
[33:27] Sana
    Why not?
[33:28] Sana
    With that, I can do anything.
[33:30] Sana
    You don't want me to grant your wish?
[33:33] Zoroku
    Earlier, you said you looked
    inside my head, right?
[33:37] Sana
    Y-Yeah...
[33:39] Sana
    So what?
[33:41] Zoroku
    And you knew that I have
    a granddaughter, too.
[33:44] Sana
    See? Amazing, right?
[33:48] Zoroku
    And you really don't understand
    what that means?
[33:53] Zoroku
    You said you can do anything
    you can imagine, right?
[33:56] Sana
    Y-Yeah.
[33:59] Zoroku
    Then try using that power right here.
[34:03] Sana
    Here?
[34:05] Zoroku
    You can, right?
[34:07] Zoroku
    Create chains or a wrecking
    ball or whatever.
[34:09] Zoroku
    You'd cover this whole place in blood.
[34:15] Zoroku
    You get it?
[34:16] Zoroku
    Someone with a power like that
[34:18] Zoroku
    mentioned a family member
    I hadn't even spoken of,
[34:22] Zoroku
    and demanded that I make a deal.
[34:24] Zoroku
    You blackmailed me.
[34:27] Sana
    I... I didn't mean to...
[34:31] Zoroku
    Even if you didn't,
[34:32] Zoroku
    you can't know the intention
    of one who accepts.
[34:36] Zoroku
    I have no interest in any deals or wishes.
[34:40] Zoroku
    The only people anyone
    needs to think about
[34:43] Zoroku
    are those within reach.
[34:48] Zoroku
    Listen up!
[34:49] Zoroku
    I hate crooked stuff!
[35:05] Zoroku
    Listen.
[35:06] Zoroku
    That research facility and its experiments
    are problems for grown-ups to solve.
[35:11] Zoroku
    First, you need to fix that twisted
    temperament of yours.
[35:15] Zoroku
    If you value your friends,
[35:17] Zoroku
    they're all you need to think about.
[35:21] Zoroku
    What?
[35:24] San
    Nothing.
[35:30] Zoroku
    You really don't know how
    to talk to people at all...
[35:42] Kito
    Yes, it's me.
[35:45] Kito
    Understood...
[35:47] Kito
    I'll head that way with the data now.
[35:51] Kito
    Yes, see you soon.
[36:03] Sana
    I'm sleepy...
[36:05] Zoroku
    Not much longer. Hang in there.
[36:09] Sana
    'Kay...
[36:12] Kito
    This Wonderland created
    by the Red Queen is
[36:16] Kito
    underneath the research facility.
[36:18] Kito
    It's these children's playground,
    brought to life
[36:21] Kito
    by randomly rewriting this space.
[36:23] A
    She made this?
[36:25] B
    I can't believe it...
[36:29] Kito
    Next, please look at this.
[36:33] C
    What are those things?
[36:35] D
    Are they alive?
[36:36] Kito
    Of course they are.
[36:40] Kito
    She and the others made them from
    their favorite picture books.
[36:45] Kito
    The principle is unclear.
[36:48] Kito
    The space inside is intricately warped
[36:50] Kito
    to be many thousands of times
    the size it originally was.
[36:53] Kito
    And it's still growing.
[36:55] D
    Is there anything here you understand?
[36:58] Kito
    I can only say we're studying it now.
[37:00] E
    Then, what will you do?
[37:04] Kito
    There are two problems.
[37:09] Kito
    The first is
[37:10] Kito
    that the one possessing this
    immense power is a child.
[37:13] Kito
    So if she remains in the outside world
    in a psychologically unstable state,
[37:17] Kito
    the existence of the research facility
    could become publicly known.
[37:22] Kito
    And the other is
[37:23] Kito
    that the loss of the Red Queen,
    a valuable sample of this ability,
[37:27] Kito
    is a massive detriment for us...
    no, for the country itself.
[37:33] A
    And what do you intend to do?
[37:36] Kito
    Her capture will be conducted in secrecy.
[37:39] Kito
    But if an accident should bring this
    incident into public awareness...
[37:45] B
    Coercion?
[37:49] Kito
    I would like you
[37:51] Kito
    to recognize it as a state of
    emergency as soon as possible,
[37:53] Kito
    and capture the Red Queen.
[37:57] Zoroku
    Hey.
[37:58] Zoroku
    Hey.
[38:01] Zoroku
    Hey, wake up.
[38:12] Sana
    Are we there?
[38:14] Zoroku
    Not yet.
[38:15] Zoroku
    Follow me.
[38:25] Zoroku
    Here we are.
[38:26] Sana
    This is your house?
[38:28] Zoroku
    Where I work.
[38:30] Zoroku
    Thanks to you, I didn't get
    any work done today.
[38:33] Zoroku
    So I had to let the young folks handle it.
[38:38] Zoroku
    But I've gotta check how the
    prep is going, at least.
[38:44] Zoroku
    Come in and wait a bit.
[38:54] Sana
    Hey, is this...
SIGN    For Friday's event
SIGN    For bouquet
[39:23] Sana
    Wow...
[39:25] Zoroku
    Well, I'm a florist.
[39:27] Sana
    A florist.
[39:29] Sana
    I specialize in arrangements
    for events and gifts, though.
[39:33] Sana
    Events?
[39:35] Sana
    Gifts?
[39:38] Sawaki
    Th-This flower is...
[39:40] Sawaki
    Um...
[39:41] Sawaki
    You know...
[39:43] Sawaki
    What is it?
[39:44] Sawaki
    Uh...
[39:45] Sawaki
    It's called... block?
[39:47] Sawaki
    No, that's wrong. What was it?
[39:50] Sawaki
    Th-This flower is called ph-phlox.
[39:54] Sawaki
    In the language of flowers...
[39:55] Sawaki
    Uh...
[40:08] Minions
    Take care, sir!
[40:09] Sawaki
    Y-Yeah.
[40:13] Minion1
    Why is Sawaki-san all dressed up today?
[40:17] Minion2
    For this... This.
[40:18] Minion1
    Huh?
[40:19] Minion1
    He's gonna cut off a finger?
[40:20] Minion2
    Idiot, it's for his girlfriend.
[40:22] Minion2
    His once-in-a-lifetime proposal.
[40:25] Minion2
    And he's bringing her a flower
    arrangement by Kashimura-san.
[40:28] Minion1
    Huh?
[40:29] Minion1
    So, that old guy this afternoon
[40:31] Minion1
    really was a florist?
SIGN    Kashimura Floral
[40:36] Zoroku
    Sorry it's so late.
[40:51] Sana
    Where are we going?
[40:53] Zoroku
    Home.
[40:55] Sana
    We have to walk more?
[40:57] Zoroku
    You aren't even walking.
SIGN    Kashimura Zoroku Sanae
[41:25] Zoroku
    Don't space out there.
[41:26] Zoroku
    Upstairs.
[41:31] Zoroku
    Take off your shoes.
[41:45] Zoroku
    No one's using this room right now.
[41:48] Zoroku
    It's a little dusty, but you'll
    have to make do.
[41:53] Zoroku
    Go to sleep for the night.
[41:55] Zoroku
    I'll get you some fresh clothes.
[41:59] Sana
    Clothes?
[42:04] Zoroku
    They're my granddaughter's,
    so they'll be big on you,
[42:07] Zoroku
    but you can—
[42:31] Sana
    Zoroku...
[42:34] Sana
    Cream puff...
SIGN    Next Episode Dreams of Alice
[44:11] Voice
    Dreams of Alice.

2 - Dreams of Alice

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[00:06] TV
    The fire burned the housing complex's
    twenty-square-meter third floor,
[00:11] TV
    but no one was injured.
[00:13] TV
    Currently, the fire department is
    investigating the fire's cause.
SIGN    Tokyo
[00:18] TV
    That concludes the news for this hour.
[00:20] TV
    Next, the traffic report—
[00:22] TV
    So, today, from the new drama
    that premieres tonight—
[00:26] TV
    ...about an unusual dog.
[00:27] TV
    This is Pan-kun, and he lives
    in America, in Wisconsin!
[00:31] TV
    He can pull things much
    heavier than his own body.
[00:33] Zoroku
    Nope, it isn't on TV anywhere.
[00:50] Sanae
    Hi, this is Sanae.
[00:53] Sanae
    I'm on my way home.
[00:56] Sanae
    Huh?
[00:58] Sanae
    Sana-chan?
SIGN    Dreams of Alice
SIGN    Sanae | Grandpa
SIGN    
    
    Laundry (Fold) Meal (Morning)
SIGN    
    
    Laundry (Dry) Meal (Night)
SIGN    
    
    Take Out Trash
[03:05] Sanae
    I'm home...
[03:31] Sanae
    What a pretty little girl.
[03:40] Sanae
    Huh? Huh?
[03:42] Zoroku
    What're you making?
[03:45] Sanae
    They're graves.
[03:52] Zoroku
    Whose graves?
[03:57] Sanae
    This one's for the bug.
[03:59] Sanae
    This one's for the goldfish.
[04:02] Sanae
    And these are for Mommy and Daddy.
[04:06] Sanae
    Is that Grandpa and me?
[04:23] Sana
    Who are you?
[04:24] Sanae
    You're flying!
[04:25] Sanae
    Wow!
[04:28] Sanae
    You really do have a mysterious
    power, don't you?
[04:32] Sanae
    You know, Grandpa asked me
    to make you some food.
[04:37] Sanae
    Oh, I'm Kashimura Zoroku's
    granddaughter, Sanae.
[04:42] Sanae
    Nice to meet you.
[04:44] Sana
    Zo... Granddaughter? Food?
[04:46] Sanae
    That's right.
[04:48] Sanae
    I've come here to give you a
    delicious meal and snacks...
[04:55] Sanae
    Because I'm a food alien!
[04:58] Sanae
    Pose!
[05:03] Sanae
    Just kidding.
[05:04] Sana
    Wha... F-Foo...
[05:05] Sana
    What? Huh?
[05:06] Sanae
    Uh, no, I didn't mean it!
[05:09] Sanae
    I'm sorry.
[05:13] Sanae
    So your name's Sana-chan, huh?
[05:16] Sanae
    My grandpa told me about you.
[05:18] Sanae
    He said you lived in a really scary place
[05:21] Sanae
    and went through some awful things.
[05:24] Sanae
    It's okay if you're scared of me, too.
[05:28] Sanae
    But if you're hungry,
[05:30] Sanae
    you should come down,
    even if it's not right away.
[05:40] Sanae
    Oink, oink.
[05:42] Sanae
    I'm not a mean pig, oink.
[05:44] Sanae
    I'm a food alien, oink!
[05:50] Sanae
    What are these? Pigs?
[05:52] Sanae
    Hey...
[05:53] Sanae
    No! Stop!
[05:55] Sana
    You're weird.
[05:56] Sanae
    Darn...
[05:58] Sanae
    Gotcha!
[06:00] Sanae
    Now we're buried in pigs
    together! Take that!
[06:03] Sana
    S-Stop that!
[06:05] Sanae
    I'm not stopping. Take that.
[06:06] Sana
    No!
[06:18] Sanae
    Anyway, where did these
    little guys come from?
[06:35] Zoroku
    The heck is this?
[06:39] Zoroku
    Hello?
[06:40] Sanae
    Hello, Grandpa?
[06:43] Sanae
    Did you see my message?
[06:44] Sanae
    That's right! They're pigs!
[06:47] Sanae
    It's true, you know. They're live pigs.
[06:48] Sana
    No!
[06:49] Sana
    Don't come out! Stay in there!
[06:50] Sanae
    She is strange, just like you said.
[06:53] Sana
    I said no!
[06:54] Sanae
    I mean, these are pigs... Pigs!
[06:56] Zoroku
    She did something again?
[06:56] Sana
    And you stay in there, too!
    I said to stay!
[06:58] Sanae
    No, it wasn't her fault.
[07:00] Sanae
    I just scared her a little. That's all.
[07:04] Sana
    Stop! Stop!
[07:04] Zoroku
    What was that? Did something happen?
[07:07] Sana
    That tickles!
[07:08] Sanae
    No, everything is fine.
[07:10] Sana
    Stop it!
[07:11] Sanae
    Yep, I think she's warmed
    up to me a little.
[07:15] Sana
    Stop!
[07:15] Sanae
    She's so cute.
[07:17] Zoroku
    Okay, then.
[07:18] Zoroku
    Call me if anything comes up. Bye.
[07:21] Chinatsu
    Was that Sanae-chan?
[07:23] Zoroku
    Yeah.
[07:24] Ichiro
    Did something happen?
[07:26] Zoroku
    Nah, nothing important.
[07:28] Chinatsu
    It's been a while.
[07:30] Chinatsu
    Why don't you go home early today?
[07:33] [Messenger] Text
    Naito Ryu
[07:37] Zoroku
    Yeah, it's me.
[07:39] Zoroku
    Been a long time.
[07:41] Zoroku
    Actually, I have a favor to ask.
[07:47] Sana
    Was he mad?
[07:49] Sanae
    It was fine.
[07:51] Sanae
    He was a little surprised, though.
[07:53] Sanae
    He said to be careful.
[07:56] Sanae
    I was surprised, too!
[07:59] Sana
    Sana?
[08:00] Sanae
    No, "Sa-na-e."
[08:02] Sanae
    But it does sound similar
    to your name, right?
[08:07] Sana
    Sanae...
[08:11] Sana
    Sorry.
[08:15] Sanae
    Well, let's take a little break for now.
[08:20] Sana
    Okay.
[08:21] Sanae
    Do you want to change
    and take a bath first?
[08:25] Sana
    No.
[08:28] Sana
    My power keeps me from
    getting dirty, so I'm fine.
[08:34] Yonaga
    I hope Sa-chan is eating well.
[08:37] Asahi
    She won't die so easily.
[08:42] Kito
    Sorry, just a moment.
[08:47] Kito
    Harajuku...
[08:49] Kito
    Omotesando?
[08:51] Sanae
    There. How's that?
[08:54] Sanae
    Not too tight, is it?
[08:55] Sana
    No, they aren't too tight, I guess.
[08:58] Sanae
    Oh, good.
[09:00] Sanae
    Sorry that my old clothes are all I have.
[09:05] Sanae
    I'll do your hair for you.
[09:07] Sanae
    How do you usually wear it?
[09:10] Sana
    Usually...
[09:15] Sana
    I don't know.
[09:17] Sana
    I can do it myself,
[09:19] Sana
    but I don't pay attention
    since I use my power.
[09:22] Sanae
    I see...
[09:24] Sanae
    Okay, I'll make it cute for you!
[09:29] Sanae
    There!
[09:30] Sanae
    All done!
[09:35] Sanae
    What do you think?
[09:36] Sana
    This is good!
[09:39] Sanae
    Okay, next...
[09:44] Sanae
    Eat up.
[09:45] Sana
    Wha... Thi... Bu...
[09:47] Sana
    What is this?!
[09:48] Sanae
    They're pancakes.
[09:50] Sanae
    Haven't you had them before?
[09:52] Sana
    No!
[09:55] Sanae
    I'll cut them for you.
[09:59] Sanae
    Wow.
[10:01] Sanae
    Your tummy is growling while you eat!
[10:05] Sana
    Are you really his granddaughter?
[10:08] Sanae
    I sure am.
[10:10] Sana
    You're nothing like him.
[10:11] Sanae
    Oh, I'm not?
[10:14] Sanae
    Then, let's see...
[10:17] Sanae
    I hate crooked stuff!
[10:20] Sana
    Nothing like him.
[10:23] Sana
    Hey, Sanae, are there any more?
[10:25] Sanae
    You finished them already?
[10:26] Sana
    Yep.
[10:27] Sanae
    Shall I make some more?
[10:29] Sana
    Yeah! Yeah!
[10:30] Sanae
    Okay, wait just a bit.
[10:33] Sana
    How long is "a bit"?
[10:35] Sanae
    Well—
[10:36] Sana
    I waited a bit.
[10:37] Sanae
    A bit longer.
[10:38] Sana
    I can't wait.
[10:43] Sanae
    Wow! A pancake!
[10:46] Sanae
    It's so big!
[10:48] Sanae
    Sana-chan?
[10:51] Sanae
    Sana-chan?!
[11:06] Sana
    Making food still doesn't work so well.
[11:09] Sana
    It's too inefficient...
[11:12] Sanae
    I guess it's the conservation of energy.
[11:16] Sana
    Pancake...
[11:20] Sana
    Don't eat it!
[11:22] Sanae
    Shall I make some fresh ones?
[11:45] Sana
    Hey, Sanae! Are they done yet?
[11:48] Sanae
    Not yet.
[11:50] Sana
    How about now?
[11:52] Sanae
    Not yet.
[11:53] Sana
    Sanae, are they done now?
[11:55] Sanae
    Not yet.
[11:56] Sana
    Now?
[11:57] Sanae
    No, not yet.
[12:04] Sana
    "Meal... Morning"?
SIGN    Today's Chores!
[12:06] Sanae
    You can read kanji?
[12:09] Sana
    Sure!
SIGN    Night
[12:10] Sana
    "Night."
[12:11] Sanae
    Grandpa makes the evening meal.
[12:15] Sana
    He can make food?
[12:17] Sanae
    Yeah, it's really good.
[12:30] Sana
    Sanae, this won't open!
[12:33] Sanae
    Maybe you should try pulling
    or sliding it sideways?
[12:36] Sana
    Oh!
[12:43] Sana
    Flowers!
[12:45] Sanae
    Grandpa's growing them.
[12:47] Sanae
    I water them, too.
[12:50] Sana
    One isn't blooming.
[12:52] Sanae
    That one blooms at night.
[12:54] Sanae
    It's called "queen of the night."
[12:57] Sana
    Oh...
[13:09] Sana
    This feels kind of weird.
[13:12] Sana
    It's cramped and dark,
[13:14] Sana
    and it isn't very clean.
[13:17] Sana
    It's nothing like that other place.
[13:24] Sana
    You really are Zoroku's
    granddaughter, huh?
[13:28] Sanae
    Hmm?
[13:30] Sana
    You're a good person, too.
[13:33] Sana
    Why are you nice?
[13:34] Sana
    They were nice, too. But they
    were bad people.
[13:37] Sanae
    They?
[13:40] Sana
    At the research facility.
[13:43] Sana
    My memories begin at
    the research facility.
[13:48] Sana
    I might have come from somewhere
    else, but I don't remember.
[13:53] Sana
    One day, I realized I was there.
[13:57] Sana
    The first thing I knew was hunger.
[14:04] Sana
    They gave me food.
[14:10] Sana
    And they put all kinds of
    hard things on my body.
[14:14] Glasses
    Now, face the other way.
[14:18] Sana
    I didn't understand language,
[14:21] Sana
    but I didn't need it.
[14:23] Sana
    I could merge into other
    people's consciousness
[14:25] Sana
    and become one with them.
[14:28] Sana
    The boundary between other
    people and me was vague.
[14:35] Sana
    But one day,
[14:36] Sana
    two people who looked identical appeared.
[14:40] Sana
    So I tried to become one
    with them, as usual.
[14:47] Both
    You can't.
[14:49] Both
    You and we are different beings.
[14:53] Asahi
    I am me.
[14:55] Yonaga
    You are you.
[14:57] Sana
    I am me.
[15:01] Sana
    That was when I learned
    what "language" was.
[15:06] Sana
    You are you?
[15:08] Both
    Yes.
[15:10] Both
    You will also learn to recognize
[15:12] Both
    the boundary between others and you.
[15:15] Yonaga
    I am Hinagiri Yonaga.
[15:17] Yonaga
    The younger twin.
[15:19] Asahi
    I'm Hinagiri Asahi, the older.
[15:22] Both
    What's your name?
[15:24] Sana
    I don't know.
[15:26] Asahi
    Then we'll give you a name.
[15:29] Yonaga
    We came up with one together.
[15:32] Asahi
    The Red Queen loves fish.
[15:35] Yonaga
    So your name is Sana.
[15:39] Sana
    Sana...
[15:42] Sana
    That's how I became Sana.
[15:46] Sana
    The twins taught me many things.
[15:49] Sana
    Cute, girlish clothes and language.
[15:52] Sana
    Counting, lots of songs,
    picture books, and poems.
[16:01] Sana
    I was happy every day there.
[16:09] Sana
    But then I saw it.
[16:14] Sana
    Far beneath the research facility...
[16:19] Sana
    They did something to someone there.
[16:21] Sana
    And made them something inhuman.
[16:26] Sana
    I was so scared...
[16:28] Sana
    And I ran from the facility!
[16:30] Sana
    But the outside world was scary, too...
[16:34] Sana
    I didn't know anything.
[16:36] Sana
    I was scared.
[16:48] Sanae
    You know what?
[16:50] Sanae
    I really think we are alike.
[16:55] Sanae
    You and I.
[16:57] Sana
    Our names?
[17:00] Sanae
    It's okay.
[17:02] Sanae
    It'll be okay.
[17:05] Ichijo
    You're making a mess, Naito-san.
[17:08] Naito
    So what? I was starving!
[17:11] Ichijo
    Don't get the seat dirty.
[17:14] Ichijo
    I'm the one who'll get in trouble
    with the director!
[17:16] Naito
    C'mon, don't be so touchy.
[17:19] Naito
    How old are you again, Ichijo-kun?
[17:22] Ichijo
    I'm 26.
[17:23] Naito
    Wow! Really?
[17:24] Naito
    You're so young!
[17:26] Ichijo
    That's sexual harassment, you know.
[17:28] Naito
    Huh? Not at all...
[17:30] Naito
    Okay, ever heard of takenoko-zoku
    dance groups?
[17:33] Ichijo
    I know the meaning of
    the term, but that's all.
[17:35] Naito
    Oh, you're a bright one, all right.
[17:39] Naito
    Well, at the time, I was still a
    subordinate at the main office.
[17:44] Naito
    Every weekend, they made me work
    security at pedestrian-only zones.
[17:48] Naito
    And one time, I saw this grown man
    fighting with some weird kids!
[17:53] Naito
    I thought, "He must be an idiot."
[17:56] Naito
    He was yelling, "I hate crooked stuff!"
[17:58] Ichijo
    Huh...
[17:59] Naito
    And for the thirty years since then,
    we've been buddies, somehow.
[18:04] Naito
    But it's been five years since I saw him.
[18:07] Ichijo
    This is the first time I've heard
    you talk about a friend.
[18:12] Ichijo
    You two must be very close.
[18:13] Naito
    Nah, not at all.
[18:15] Naito
    He's a stubborn, old stick in the
    mud. We're polar opposites.
[18:19] Naito
    Oh, look at this...
[18:21] Naito
    His company has a homepage.
[18:23] Naito
    It says he's a "flower coordinator."
[18:25] Ichijo
    Sounds to me like you really are close.
[18:31] Sana
    That was delicious...
[18:35] Sana
    Hey, Sanae... Let's go to
    the research facility.
[18:37] Sanae
    Huh?
[18:38] Sana
    I had lots of good food,
    so I'm all better now!
[18:41] Sana
    This time, I'll crush it.
[18:44] Sanae
    But...
[18:45] Sana
    Don't worry.
[18:47] Sana
    You can... I know!
[18:48] Sana
    Bring lots of snacks and come with me!
[18:51] Sana
    Oh, by the way, where did Zoroku go?
[18:53] Sanae
    I think he's working now.
[18:56] Sana
    Working? With flowers?
[18:57] Sana
    I know about that!
[18:59] Sanae
    Wow...
[18:59] Sana
    He's a real jerk, leaving me alone!
[19:00] Sanae
    After all that sleep and a snack,
    you're much more energetic.
[19:01] Sana
    And he's supposed to be my servant!
[19:04] Sana
    What?
[19:05] Sanae
    Nothing. But...
[19:07] Sanae
    Just wait for a bit, okay?
    I need to clean up.
[19:09] Sana
    Okay, let's go get him!
[19:15] Sanae
    We're falling! We're falling!
[19:15] Sana
    What the heck?
[19:17] Sana
    I didn't do this on purpose! I swear!
[19:19] Sanae
    What's going on?
[19:20] Sanae
    Help! Help!
[19:32] ---
    What the heck?!
[19:33] Sanae
    Help!
[19:40] Sanae
    How cute! Penguins!
[19:44] Sana
    Huh?
[19:44] Sanae
    These are penguins. Penguins.
[19:47] Sanae
    Wow! It's so cold!
[19:49] Sanae
    Is this the South Pole? I've never
    been here before.
[19:55] Sana
    I haven't, either.
[19:59] Sanae
    Just like me.
[20:02] Sana
    This one's small.
[20:04] Sanae
    It's a baby.
[20:05] Sanae
    Isn't it cute?
[20:08] Sana
    It is cute!
[20:09] Sanae
    So cute...
[20:14] [Messenger] Text
    Calling...
    Kashimura Sanae
[20:18] Chinatsu
    Boss, which cylinder is it again?
[20:25] Sanae
    You're amazing, Sana-chan.
[20:27] Sanae
    Can you go anywhere?
[20:29] Sana
    Y-Yeah, I can.
[20:31] Sana
    Where to next?
[20:33] Sanae
    Hmm... How about home?
[20:37] Sanae
    If we suddenly disappear,
    Grandpa will be surprised.
[20:41] Sana
    Zoroku? Will he be angry?
[20:43] Sanae
    No, but he'll be worried.
[20:48] Sana
    Really?
[20:49] Sanae
    Yep, really.
[20:51] Sanae
    Let's go home, okay?
[20:54] Sana
    Okay.
[20:58] Sanae
    Crap! I forgot!
[21:01] Chinatsu
    Huh?
[21:08] Chinatsu
    Pigs! There are pigs in here!
[21:11] Ichiro
    Why are there pigs?
[21:13] Chinatsu
    Because I had pork cutlets yesterday?
[21:23] Naito
    Hey, Roku-san, I'm here.
[21:28] Zoroku
    Crying won't tell me anything!
[21:29] Sanae
    U-Um, Grandpa, this was...
[21:33] Sanae
    Grandpa, I'm saying—
[21:34] Zoroku
    I'm asking what you're saying!
[21:37] Naito
    Right, we're outta here.
[21:38] Ichijo
    Keep it together, Naito-san.
[21:40] Ichijo
    This is work.
[23:15] Guy
    So suddenly?
[23:16] Guy
    But I can't just...
[23:21] Guy
    Right.
[23:22] Guy
    I'll make the arrangements at once.
[23:31] Kito
    Call Minnie C.
SIGN    Next Episode Cards
[23:36] Voice
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[00:07] Herschel
    Very good.
[00:08] Herschel
    No hemorrhaging or ischemia found.
[00:12] Herschel
    No major change in red blood
    cells, white blood cells,
[00:15] Herschel
    or hematocrit.
[00:17] Herschel
    But your pulse is a bit on the rapid side.
[00:19] Herschel
    Are you under any stress,
    Minnie C. Tachibana?
[00:23] Minnie
    Not especially.
[00:24] Herschel
    Tired of all these physical exams?
[00:28] Minnie
    No.
[00:29] Minnie
    My husband enjoyed physical exams, too.
[00:32] Minnie
    He said it was like being
    in an amusement park.
[00:36] Herschel
    Glad to hear it.
[00:38] Herschel
    Okay, next...
[00:42] Herschel
    One moment.
[00:48] Herschel
    Let's finish another time.
[00:51] Herschel
    Kito-san wants to see you.
[00:54] Minnie
    All right.
SIGN    Cards
[02:39] Driver
    Is something wrong?
[02:41] Minnie
    No.
[02:41] Minnie
    Doesn't Mount Fuji look beautiful today?
[02:44] Driver
    Oh... It does.
[02:47] Minnie
    It's just like the day I first came here.
[02:51] Kito
    You know, to tell the truth,
    I was quite worried.
[02:55] Kito
    When I heard a former US Marine Corps
    second lieutenant was coming,
[02:58] Kito
    I expected someone scary...
[03:01] Kito
    I'm glad it ended up being someone
    like you, Tachibana-san.
[03:05] Minnie
    Please feel free to call me "Minnie C."
[03:07] Minnie
    That's how my husband introduced
    me to his friends and family.
[03:12] Kito
    I'll do that, then.
[03:15] Kito
    You look wonderful in a kimono, Minnie C.
[03:18] Kito
    Do you often visit Japan?
[03:21] Minnie
    No,
[03:22] Minnie
    I first saw Mount Fuji when I flew
    over it, on my honeymoon.
[03:26] Minnie
    My husband was so excited!
[03:28] Kito
    Oh?
[03:30] Minnie
    He loved Japanese culture
    more than anything,
[03:33] Minnie
    so when I wear a kimono,
    I feel as if he's near me.
[03:45] Minnie
    Do you see it, darling?
[03:47] Minnie
    Isn't it beautiful?
[03:55] Ichijo
    Here you go.
[04:01] Sana
    This is good.
[04:03] Sana
    I want more.
[04:04] Ichijo
    I'll go buy some more.
[04:06] Ichijo
    So your name is Sana-chan?
[04:10] Sana
    Are you the lady who talked to
    me at the research facility?
[04:13] Ichijo
    No, but we have met recently.
[04:17] Ichijo
    You don't remember?
[04:20] GuyA
    Pardon me.
[04:22] GuyA
    I was asked to handle the pigs.
[04:24] Ichiro
    Right, over here.
[04:26] Sana
    What will they do with them?
[04:28] Ichijo
    They'll be cared for at a special facility.
[04:31] Ichijo
    The people will probably do a few tests,
[04:34] Ichijo
    but they won't harm the pigs at all.
[04:36] Sana
    Tests?
[04:37] Ichijo
    Yes.
[04:39] Ichijo
    They're very special pigs created
    by your power, after all.
[04:42] Sana
    You know about me?
[04:45] Ichijo
    Yes.
[04:54] Sana
    Where did this pig come from?
[04:57] Ichijo
    Huh?
[04:58] Sana
    Well, it's alive, right?
[05:01] Sana
    What would happen if I used
    my power to get rid of it?
[05:07] Ichijo
    Do you want to do that?
[05:08] Sana
    Huh?
[05:19] Zoroku
    Yeah...
[05:21] Zoroku
    You know those long cylinders
    we always use, right?
[05:25] Zoroku
    Right, I'd like nine, if possible.
[05:28] Zoroku
    Can we do that?
[05:29] Zoroku
    Great, I'll send someone
    to get them now.
[05:33] Zoroku
    Thanks.
[05:35] Naito
    Cylinders? For the flowers?
[05:37] Naito
    The things like vases?
[05:38] Zoroku
    Yeah.
[05:39] Zoroku
    Hey, Chinatsu! Ichiro!
[05:41] Chinatsu
    Yes?
[05:43] Naito
    I never knew those were
    provided by the florist.
[05:46] Naito
    I'm no expert, but can't you
    use something else?
[05:49] Zoroku
    Everything's decided through
    advance discussion.
[05:52] Zoroku
    I can't just change things like that.
[05:55] Chinatsu
    What's up?
[05:57] Zoroku
    I need you to go to Sakaki-san's place
[05:59] Zoroku
    in Kokubunji and pick up the stuff listed.
[06:01] Chinatsu
    Got it.
[06:07] Ichijo
    Take care of them, okay?
[06:09] GuyB
    Just leave them to us.
[06:16] Ichijo
    How's it going on your end?
[06:17] Noriko
    Sorry, I'm still analyzing.
[06:20] Noriko
    This ability-user has a complex signal.
[06:23] Ichijo
    Sana-chan.
[06:24] Noriko
    Hmm?
[06:25] Ichijo
    Her name is Sana-chan.
[06:28] Noriko
    Roger.
[06:29] Noriko
    I'll keep analyzing Sana-chan's pattern!
[06:33] GuyB
    When I see them like this,
    pigs are pretty cute.
[06:36] GuyB
    Huh?
[06:37] GuyA
    What's wrong?
[06:38] GuyB
    Didn't you see one that
    looked a bit different?
[06:41] GuyA
    Was there one like that?
[06:43] GuyB
    Wasn't there?
[06:47] Zoroku
    I believe you have something
    to say to me.
[06:50] Zoroku
    Well?
[06:51] Sanae
    Let's apologize together.
    Okay, Sana-chan?
[06:56] Sana
    It wasn't on purpose.
[06:59] Zoroku
    I didn't ask if it was on purpose!
[07:02] Zoroku
    Shouldn't a simple apology
    come first? Huh?
[07:05] Sanae
    L-Listen, Grandpa...
[07:07] Sanae
    Sana-chan really didn't
    do it deliberately.
[07:10] Zoroku
    I realize that!
[07:12] Zoroku
    But whether she meant any harm,
[07:15] Zoroku
    the fact is that she did this.
[07:17] Zoroku
    I told you not to use weird
    powers anymore, right?
[07:21] Zoroku
    One wrong move, and "sorry"
    isn't gonna cut it anymore!
[07:24] Sana
    Bu—
[07:25] Zoroku
    Can't you even keep a promise?
[07:28] Zoroku
    Well?
[07:29] Sana
    B-B-But...
[07:31] Sana
    But it wasn't on purpose!
[07:35] Sana
    I wanna go to the research
    facility for my...
[07:38] Zoroku
    Hey, don't cry!
[07:39] Naito
    Now, now, now, old man!
[07:41] Naito
    Don't be so touchy all the time.
[07:44] Naito
    And toward a little girl, at your age.
[07:46] Zoroku
    Huh?
[07:49] Naito
    Little girl, my name's Naito Ryu.
[07:53] Naito
    I'm this scary old man's friend.
[07:56] Naito
    Know what "Ryu" means?
    It means "dragon."
[07:59] Naito
    Pretty cool, huh?
[08:02] Zoroku
    Hey, I'm not done—
[08:03] Naito
    Now, now, now...
[08:05] Naito
    You know,
[08:06] Naito
    I'm one of the guys who've been chasing
    the baddies who held you prisoner.
[08:11] Naito
    I'm on your side!
[08:14] Naito
    So it's also our job to make
    sure that you're kept safe.
[08:19] Naito
    And on that note, I have a favor to ask.
[08:22] Sana
    What?
[08:23] Naito
    We can't know when those guys
    will try to take you away again.
[08:28] Naito
    To be sure we always
    know where you are,
[08:31] Naito
    I'd like you to wear a homing device.
[08:33] Naito
    This thing.
[08:36] Naito
    Don't like it?
[08:37] Naito
    Then, how about this one?
[08:42] Sana
    You don't seem like a bad person, so...
[08:45] Sana
    Okay.
[08:46] Sanae
    I'll put it on for you.
[08:48] Naito
    Hear that?
[08:49] Naito
    I'm not a bad guy.
[08:51] Zoroku
    She said the same about me.
[08:54] Naito
    What, really?
[08:58] Ichijo
    I guess she likes it.
[09:00] Noriko
    Yeah.
[09:03] Sanae
    It looks good on you.
[09:07] Sana
    Sanae, I'm hungry!
[09:09] Sanae
    What?
[09:10] Sanae
    Already?
[09:11] Ichijo
    Shall I send someone
    to buy something?
[09:13] Sana
    Really?
[09:15] Sana
    I want that juice from before.
[09:16] Ichijo
    Very well.
[09:17] Sanae
    Good for you, Sana-chan!
[09:19] Sana
    Yeah.
[09:20] Sana
    You want some, too?
[09:21] Sanae
    Can I? Yay!
[09:23] Sana
    Just a little bit, though.
[09:25] Sanae
    Okay!
[09:33] Kito
    Oh, you're already there?
[09:36] Kito
    Thank you for moving so fast.
[09:39] Minnie
    I'll transfer to the car for
    the mission and stand by.
[09:43] Minnie
    Ready for your order anytime.
[09:45] Kito
    Roger.
[09:46] Kito
    Wait just a bit longer.
[09:48] Kito
    I'll talk to you soon.
[10:00] Kito
    Oh? What's this?
[10:09] Cleo
    Is that lady coming here?
[10:12] Kito
    You mean Minnie C?
[10:14] Kito
    She'll be nearby, but I don't
    think she'll join us.
[10:17] Cleo
    Okay.
[10:19] Cleo
    I don't like her.
[10:21] Kito
    But I think she's very nice.
[10:23] Kito
    She's always smiling.
[10:25] Cleo
    Isn't smiling all the time
[10:27] Cleo
    the same as never smiling?
[10:31] Kito
    You're very perceptive, Kureo.
[10:35] Kito
    Ah, in Iraq?
[10:38] Herschel
    Yes, while defusing a bomb.
[10:41] Herschel
    And after her husband died,
[10:43] Herschel
    she suffered from insomnia and was
    on the verge of being discharged.
[10:47] Herschel
    But then,
[10:49] Herschel
    after dreaming that her husband's
    arms were embracing her,
[10:52] Herschel
    her condition immediately stabilized.
[10:55] Kito
    And that's when she became
    a Dream of Alice?
[10:57] Herschel
    Precisely.
[10:59] Kito
    In any case, she's an intriguing sample.
[11:03] Kito
    There have been very few cases of
    a living being turning into a card.
[11:08] Kito
    Even if it's only one part of that being.
[11:28] Joe
    Listen, Minnie C.
[11:32] Minnie
    Yes?
[11:34] Joe
    Don't laugh, okay?
[11:36] Minnie
    I wouldn't do that.
[11:39] Joe
    I think I'm happier now than
    I've ever been in my life.
[11:45] Minnie
    Yes, I am, too.
[12:04] Minnie
    No.
[12:06] Joe
    This will sound silly.
[12:08] Joe
    But I never feared death until I met you,
[12:13] Joe
    Minnie C.
[12:23] Minnie
    Darling...
[12:26] Sana
    Yum!
[12:29] Ichijo
    You have some on you.
[12:31] Sanae
    Watching you is making
    me hungry, Sana-chan!
[12:36] Sanae
    Thank you! These are for me?
[12:38] Sana
    Yeah.
[12:39] Sana
    You want any?
[12:40] Ichijo
    I'm fine, thank you.
[12:42] Naito
    Sana-chan?
[12:44] Naito
    Are you interested in becoming a member of Zoroku-san's family?
[12:48] Zoroku
    Huh?
[12:55] Zoroku
    What the hell are you saying?!
[12:58] Naito
    Now, now, now...
[13:00] Naito
    I get it. You'd have to
    make arrangements!
[13:04] Naito
    Like tableware and futons—
[13:06] Zoroku
    That's not what I'm talking about!
[13:08] Zoroku
    The agreement was to take her to a safe
    place, where she'd be cared for!
[13:11] Naito
    Yeah, but just think about it...
[13:14] Naito
    This is a kid who gets into car races
    with supernatural powers in town.
[13:17] Naito
    Who else is gonna take her in?
[13:19] Zoroku
    Just what do you think I am?!
[13:21] Naito
    Briefly,
[13:22] Naito
    I want her to have a good,
    responsible guardian.
[13:26] Naito
    I'll personally arrange bodyguards
    and everything, of course.
[13:29] Zoroku
    You'd damn well better!
[13:31] Zoroku
    What I'm saying is—
[13:32] Naito
    Besides, old man,
[13:34] Naito
    what this girl needs is a family.
[13:37] Naito
    A warm home, where she can eat
    good food and sleep safely.
[13:41] Naito
    She's never known that kind
    of ordinary happiness.
[13:45] Zoroku
    Ordinary happiness?
[13:47] Zoroku
    That doesn't sound like you.
[13:49] Zoroku
    When you talk about stuff like that,
[13:51] Zoroku
    there's always an ulterior motive!
[13:53] Naito
    I've gotta hand it to you.
[13:55] Naito
    You know me well.
[13:56] Naito
    Still, just do this for me...
[13:58] Naito
    They want her to experience a normal
    lifestyle as soon as possible.
[14:03] Zoroku
    Who does?
[14:05] Naito
    Weren't you sort of considering
    this, anyway?
[14:08] Naito
    That's how you are. I know you.
[14:14] Sanae
    Sana-chan...
[14:15] Sanae
    If you ended up living with us,
    what would you do?
[14:19] Sana
    I don't know.
[14:20] Sana
    What about you?
[14:24] Sanae
    Let's see...
[14:25] Sanae
    I think I'd be kind of happy!
[14:30] Sana
    And you, Zoroku?
[14:33] Sana
    Do you not want me in your house?
[14:36] Zoroku
    Look, before we get to that,
[14:39] Zoroku
    you still haven't said something
    important to me.
[14:42] Zoroku
    I know there's something
    you want to say first.
[14:50] Sana
    B-Bathroom!
[14:51] Zoroku
    Huh?
[14:52] Sana
    I-It's true.
[14:53] Sana
    I gotta pee!
[14:55] Sanae
    You did drink a lot of juice.
[14:57] Sanae
    It's this way.
[14:59] Sanae
    Oh, wait, Sana-chan...
[15:01] Sanae
    Your hair will get in the way like that.
[15:06] Sanae
    Can you use the bathroom by yourself?
[15:08] Sana
    Don't mock me!
[15:09] Sana
    I can do anything.
[15:13] Sanae
    Okay, you're all set.
[15:24] Kito
    If you would, Minnie C.
[15:26] Minnie
    Right.
[15:27] Sana
    A member of Zoroku's family, huh?
[15:30] Sana
    I'd live in that house, huh?
[15:33] Sana
    What should I do?
[15:36] Sana
    Oh, yeah.
[15:37] Sana
    I'll apologize to Zoroku after this.
[15:39] Sana
    Guess I have no choice!
[15:41] Sana
    I guess I have no choice!
[15:46] Sanae
    Sana-chan, are you okay?
[15:49] Sanae
    Sana-chan?
[15:51] Sanae
    Sana-chan?
[15:54] Sanae
    Sana-chan?
[15:55] Sanae
    Sana-chan!
[15:56] Noriko
    Senpai!
[15:57] Noriko
    The transmitter's moving!
[16:02] Ichijo
    Yamada, where is she?
[16:03] Noriko
    Go 300 meters, turn right,
    and go another 500 meters!
[16:08] Zoroku
    What is this?
[16:10] Ichijo
    Naito-san!
[16:11] Naito
    Did you find her?
[16:13] Ichijo
    They got us!
[16:15] Ichijo
    They rewrote the toilet's location!
[16:28] Minnie
    When she's like this, she looks
    like an ordinary child.
[16:34] Minnie
    Well done, darling.
[16:37] Minnie
    Thanks for always being there.
[16:43] Noriko
    Ichijo-senpai, I have Sana-chan's signal!
[16:46] Ichijo
    You're sure?
[16:47] Noriko
    Yes.
[16:48] Noriko
    It's really weak,
[16:49] Noriko
    but the pattern is a match.
[16:50] Ichijo
    Where?
[16:51] Noriko
    I'm sorry.
[16:52] Noriko
    The system is still unstable,
[16:55] Noriko
    so I can't pinpoint it.
[16:56] Noriko
    The GPS was for this, but now...
[17:02] Noriko
    Senpai! Her signal's gone!
[17:04] Ichijo
    Contact Naito-san.
[17:05] Ichijo
    Check all area surveillance
    cameras at once!
[17:08] Noriko
    Roger!
[17:18] Sana
    What is this?
[17:19] Sana
    What's going on?
[17:22] Minnie
    Oh? You've already perked up,
[17:25] Minnie
    Red Queen?
[17:27] Minnie
    I'm shocked.
[17:29] Minnie
    We gave you enough to knock
    out an adult for half a day.
[17:33] Minnie
    Just what kind of monster are you?
[17:38] Minnie
    Do you know who I am?
[17:41] Minnie
    I am Minnie C. Tachibana.
[17:43] Minnie
    I've come from the research
    facility to collect you.
[17:51] Sana
    What is this?
[17:53] Sana
    What's happening?
[17:54] Sana
    I can't move!
[17:55] Minnie
    Being restrained by so much strength
    that you cannot move at all
[18:00] Minnie
    is a bit exciting, isn't it?
[18:03] Minnie
    In the military, I had that experience.
[18:07] Minnie
    That won't work.
[18:08] Minnie
    Don't worry.
[18:09] Minnie
    If you just stay quiet,
[18:12] Minnie
    we will arrive soon.
[18:14] Minnie
    Let's go home together.
[18:17] Minnie
    Wonderland?
[18:20] Kito
    Yes.
[18:22] Kito
    I want to show it to you.
[18:32] Kito
    Just what are the Dreams of Alice?
[18:34] Kito
    Perhaps, rather than a
    gift from the heavens,
[18:37] Kito
    they're actually an illness or a bug
    in the workings of this world.
[18:44] Kito
    That's what some people say.
[18:47] Kito
    What do you think?
[18:49] Minnie
    Who knows?
[18:50] Minnie
    To be honest, I don't think it matters.
[18:53] Minnie
    Even if they're demons,
[18:55] Minnie
    if they can be used for a purpose,
    it's human nature to do so.
[18:59] Minnie
    That is why I've come here.
[19:02] Kito
    That's great...
[19:04] Kito
    I feel the same.
[19:11] Kito
    What I'm about to show you
    is a clue to those demons.
[19:18] Kito
    Ten years ago,
[19:20] Kito
    part of the facility underground
    was rewritten into a mess,
[19:24] Kito
    and an impossibly huge space appeared.
[19:29] Minnie
    Is that a relay antenna?
[19:31] Kito
    We tried releasing drones to
    observe the space inside.
[19:35] Kito
    But it didn't work.
[19:37] Kito
    Anything in here that she
    dislikes is destroyed.
[19:42] Minnie
    "She"?
[19:43] Kito
    It seems that she won't
    harm humans, but...
[19:49] Kito
    Hey!
[19:50] Kito
    Where are you?
[19:51] Kito
    I've brought a visitor.
[19:53] Kito
    Turn on the light.
[19:57] Kito
    I need your data in order
[19:59] Kito
    to learn what she really is, Minnie C.
[20:07] Kito
    We call her
[20:09] Kito
    the Red Queen.
[20:17] Kito
    This ridiculous spectacle
[20:20] Kito
    is an inexhaustible collection of cards
    she's created from her Mirror Gate.
[20:26] Minnie
    But for Dreams of Alice, cards are...
[20:29] Kito
    Yes, each only has one.
[20:31] Kito
    And getting the power they
    want isn't guaranteed.
[20:36] Kito
    But she is extraordinary.
[20:39] Kito
    In this Wonderland, everything she
    wishes for becomes reality.
[20:45] Kito
    Anything she can imagine
[20:48] Kito
    can come true.
[20:52] Kito
    If you could obtain this
    power for yourself,
[20:55] Kito
    what would you wish for?
[21:03] Minnie
    I...
[21:11] Minnie
    I shall explain what's happening now.
[21:15] Minnie
    Currently,
[21:16] Minnie
    you're in a vehicle moving at 100
    kph, on a road you don't know.
[21:21] Minnie
    If you were thrown outside right now,
[21:23] Minnie
    you would either crash into the ground
    or another vehicle, and you'd die.
[21:27] Minnie
    And if I apply just a bit more strength,
[21:31] Minnie
    your neck will break, and you'll die.
[21:36] Minnie
    Do you understand?
[21:37] Minnie
    Did you just imagine it now?
[21:39] Minnie
    If you struggle or disobey me,
[21:43] Minnie
    you will die.
[21:46] Minnie
    Understand?
[21:48] Joe
    Until I met you, I'd never feared death,
[21:54] Joe
    Minnie C.
[21:56] Minnie
    I would do absolutely anything
[21:59] Minnie
    to see him again,
[22:03] Minnie
    Red Queen.
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    Something Not Human.

4 - Something Not Human

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[00:02] Naito
    I'm sorry.
[00:03] Naito
    I was careless.
[00:05] Naito
    I deployed some personnel in
    the area around this house.
[00:08] Naito
    But they struck when she
    happened to be over here.
[00:12] Naito
    That's the only thing left at the scene.
[00:14] Naito
    They took her while she
    was using the bathroom.
[00:19] Sanae
    Because I...
[00:20] Sanae
    Because I brought Sana-chan here!
[00:23] Naito
    Oh, no, no... That's not true.
[00:25] Naito
    It isn't your fault.
[00:27] Naito
    Ichijo-kun and a lady named
    "Yamada" are after them now.
[00:30] Naito
    I'm sure they'll find her soon.
[00:32] Sanae
    But... But...
[00:34] Zoroku
    Calm down.
[00:35] Zoroku
    Don't worry.
[00:37] Sanae
    Grandpa...
[00:38] Zoroku
    She'll be fine.
[00:41] Naito
    Yeah, he's right!
[00:44] Naito
    Sana-chan is valuable
    to those guys, too.
[00:47] Naito
    They won't be quick to harm her.
[00:50] Sanae
    Harm her?
[00:52] Zoroku
    Sanae...
[01:00] Minnie
    Do you understand?
[01:01] Minnie
    Did you just imagine it now?
[01:05] Minnie
    If you struggle or disobey me,
[01:08] Minnie
    you will die.
[01:11] Minnie
    I would do absolutely anything
[01:13] Minnie
    to see him again.
SIGN    Something Not Human
[02:57] Cleo
    What does everyone like
    about such a noisy place?
[03:04] Kito
    I'm back.
[03:05] Cleo
    I want to go home and
    play video games.
[03:07] Cleo
    We're done here, right?
[03:08] Kito
    Yes.
[03:09] Kito
    We can leave the rest to Minnie C.
[03:12] Kito
    I'm sure she'll bring
    the Red Queen home.
[03:15] Kito
    You all did great.
[03:18] Kito
    If you get hungry before we get
    there, you can have that—
[03:21] Cleo
    I don't want it.
[03:23] Cleo
    I'm sick of sweet stuff.
[03:26] Yonaga
    When this is over, everything will
    be back to normal, right?
[03:29] Yonaga
    We'll be with Sa-chan again.
[03:31] Asahi
    Yes.
[03:33] Asahi
    That's right.
[03:43] Minnie
    Honestly, you disappoint me.
[03:46] Minnie
    You once commanded the
    principles of space itself.
[03:49] Minnie
    If this is all you can do outside,
[03:51] Minnie
    you really are no more than a child.
[03:54] Minnie
    You acquired a body,
[03:56] Minnie
    learned language,
[03:57] Minnie
    and gained emotions...
[03:59] Minnie
    Only to flee to the outside world
    and pretend to be human.
[04:03] Minnie
    See?
[04:04] Minnie
    It was so easy to render
    you motionless.
[04:09] Sana
    Pretend to be human?
[04:11] Sana
    What is she talking about?
[04:13] Minnie
    Or could it be...
[04:15] Minnie
    Do you actually think you're human,
[04:20] Minnie
    Red Queen?
[04:23] Naito
    Why are they after that girl?
[04:26] Zoroku
    I called you because I thought you
[04:28] Zoroku
    could do something about the abuse
    she's apparently endured.
[04:31] Zoroku
    But it looks like you guys are
    working on something bigger.
[04:37] Naito
    That's a state secret.
[04:39] Zoroku
    Huh?
[04:40] Naito
    Kidding, kidding!
[04:41] Naito
    A joke.
[04:42] Naito
    This is just something of
    a territorial dispute...
[04:45] Naito
    In the government, two people
    have two differing opinions.
[04:50] Naito
    I'm basically one of those people's dog.
[04:53] Zoroku
    Say it so I can understand.
[04:55] Zoroku
    Just what kind of little girl is she?
[04:59] Naito
    To be honest, I'm not
    sure you'll believe me.
[05:03] Naito
    But Sana-chan, most likely,
[05:05] Naito
    isn't a human like you and me.
[05:08] Both
    Huh?
[05:10] Minnie
    You are not human.
[05:13] Minnie
    In fact...
[05:15] Minnie
    Thirteen years ago,
[05:16] Minnie
    when you first appeared beneath
    the research facility,
[05:19] Minnie
    you couldn't even be
    called a living thing.
[05:23] Minnie
    You were a mere phenomenon that could
    randomly read thoughts and reactions
[05:28] Minnie
    of living things around you,
    and make them real.
[05:31] Minnie
    Your appearance,
[05:33] Minnie
    ego, emotions, and words you learned
[05:36] Minnie
    were all cards that an ownerless Mirror Gate
[05:38] Minnie
    created by copying those
    things from humans.
[05:42] Minnie
    Have you forgotten that?
[05:43] Sana
    That's a lie.
[05:44] Sana
    I'm Sana, and I'm right here!
[05:47] Minnie
    That is why you must not leave
    the research facility.
[05:51] Minnie
    Living in the outside world
    is impossible for you.
[05:54] Minnie
    If there is a place for you in the world,
[05:56] Minnie
    it's at Wonderland and nowhere else.
[05:59] Minnie
    Now, let us return to where you belong.
[06:04] Naito
    That girl's power is called
    a "Dream of Alice."
[06:08] Naito
    And it's said that soon, many more
    people will have such powers.
[06:14] Naito
    This may all sound preposterous.
[06:16] Naito
    But it flips our senses of vitality
    and ethics totally upside-down.
[06:21] Naito
    Can our society accept beings like her?
[06:26] Naito
    We'll soon be facing that issue head-on.
[06:29] Naito
    Frankly, we think it's possible.
[06:32] Naito
    But the other side doesn't agree...
[06:35] Naito
    Do you understand now?
[06:38] Zoroku
    More or less.
[06:40] Naito
    We'd been employing various tactics
    beneath the surface already.
[06:44] Naito
    And then we learned the girl we'd been
    watching had wound up with you.
[06:49] Naito
    So I thought I'd make use
    of that little godsend.
[06:53] Zoroku
    Make use of it?
[06:55] Naito
    Yep, to determine whether humans
    can coexist with Sana-chan.
[07:00] Naito
    Well, I guess that's an exaggeration.
[07:02] Zoroku
    You've always been the type who doesn't
    consider the trouble you cause others.
[07:07] Naito
    Sorry.
[07:09] Zoroku
    I'll air my complaints later.
[07:11] Zoroku
    After that girl comes back home.
[07:14] Zoroku
    Sanae, can you continue
    to get along with her?
[07:17] Sanae
    Huh?
[07:18] Sanae
    Y-Yeah.
[07:19] Zoroku
    All right.
[07:21] Zoroku
    Then the girl can—
[07:22] Sanae
    U-Um, that's fine, but...
[07:26] Sanae
    Grandpa, I wish you wouldn't just
    make decisions about everything
[07:31] Sanae
    on your own like that.
[07:34] Sanae
    When I heard that Sana-chan
    was at our house,
[07:38] Sanae
    I was so surprised.
[07:42] Sanae
    I mean, it's fine, but...
[07:43] Sanae
    But you tend to be that
    way sometimes.
[07:48] Zoroku
    Do I?
[07:50] Sanae
    Please value your family more!
[07:53] Sanae
    Please talk to me more!
[07:57] Sanae
    If we're going to be a family of
    three, it's all the more reason.
[08:04] Sanae
    I'm done.
[08:05] Zoroku
    Okay...
[08:07] Zoroku
    Got it.
[08:08] Sanae
    Okay.
[08:09] Sanae
    I'm glad, then.
[08:14] Minnie
    Now, then. Our little chat is over.
[08:16] Minnie
    I'll need you to be quiet for a bit longer.
[08:20] Sana
    I'm not human?
[08:23] Sana
    That's why I wasn't to go
    to the outside world?
[08:26] Sana
    Am I...
[08:27] Sana
    Am I not allowed to go anywhere?
[08:30] Sana
    Because I'm a monster?
[08:32] Sana
    I don't...
[08:34] Sana
    I don't
[08:36] Sana
    want that!
[08:37] Minnie
    This will just slow your body down,
[08:39] Minnie
    to make your brain stop working.
[08:42] Minnie
    When you're completely unconscious,
    you're more dangerous.
[08:49] Minnie
    Filthy...
[08:59] FutureSana
    Oh, you've come here?
[09:02] FutureSana
    It's sort of against the rules
    for you to talk to me.
[09:06] Sana
    I feel like I know you.
[09:08] Sana
    Who are you?
[09:09] FutureSana
    Me?
[09:11] FutureSana
    Well... let's see.
[09:13] FutureSana
    I'm a really cool lady you don't know.
[09:16] Sana
    Huh?
[09:17] Sana
    When I was at the research
    facility, did you talk to me?
[09:22] FutureSana
    Well, in time, you'll find out.
[09:25] Sana
    Flat.
[09:26] FutureSana
    Huh?
[09:27] Sana
    You're an adult, but Sanae has
    bigger breasts than you.
[09:31] FutureSana
    You'd better not forget you said that.
[09:33] FutureSana
    I'll knock you for a loop later.
[09:37] Sana
    Hey...
[09:39] Sana
    I may not be human.
[09:42] Sana
    I may be a monster.
[09:44] FutureSana
    Most people don't know
    what they really are.
[09:49] FutureSana
    I'm still searching for that myself.
[09:52] FutureSana
    I shouldn't tell you this.
[09:55] FutureSana
    But I was very lucky.
[09:59] FutureSana
    I had people around me who
    knew things I didn't.
[10:03] FutureSana
    I'm sure you do, too.
[10:05] FutureSana
    You should try calling
    that person's name.
[10:13] Zoroku
    Hey, did you just hear something?
[10:16] Naito
    Wait! Look above you. Above.
[10:18] Zoroku
    Huh?
[10:20] Zoroku
    The hell is that?
[10:22] Sanae
    That's Sana-chan's.
[10:26] Sanae
    Grandpa!
[10:27] Sanae
    Please save Sana-chan!
[10:29] Zoroku
    Huh?
[10:31] Sana
    Zo... roku.
[10:37] Minnie
    Huh?
[10:51] Zoroku
    Hey!
[10:54] Zoroku
    Sana...
[10:55] Zoroku
    Sana, you okay?
[10:57] Zoroku
    Can you hear me?
[10:58] Sana
    That's...
[11:00] Sana
    That's the first time
    he's called me "Sana."
[11:02] Zoroku
    Hey, are you the one
[11:04] Zoroku
    who's been cruel to this little girl?
[11:07] Minnie
    Honestly, Red Queen,
[11:10] Minnie
    all you do is cause—
[11:11] Zoroku
    You demon...
[11:13] Zoroku
    I'm not joking here!
[11:15] Zoroku
    I hate crooked stuff!
[11:20] Minnie
    Just who are you?
[11:22] Zoroku
    I'm a florist.
[11:24] Zoroku
    I'm not too strong,
    but I won't be outdone.
[11:28] Zoroku
    Sana!
[11:29] Zoroku
    Where's your energy from earlier?
[11:31] Zoroku
    Can't you do anything,
    just by thinking about it?
[11:34] Zoroku
    So don't just stay here like this!
[11:40] Zoroku
    Sana...
[11:42] Zoroku
    Get back home right now!
[11:44] Zoroku
    That creepy guy, Naito,
    is gonna save you.
[11:50] Zoroku
    Don't worry about me.
[11:52] Zoroku
    Just...
[11:54] Zoroku
    Get going, now!
[11:55] Minnie
    Would you please be quiet?
[11:57] Zoroku
    You—
[12:04] Zoroku
    Sana!
[12:06] Zoroku
    Damn you!
[12:13] Minnie
    Red Queen, if you try to act
    on your own again,
[12:17] Minnie
    something even worse will happen.
[12:20] Minnie
    Next time, to him.
[12:22] Zoroku
    Sana!
[12:23] Minnie
    Understand?
[12:24] Minnie
    I am serious.
[12:26] Zoroku
    Sana. Sana...
[12:28] Zoroku
    Sana!
[12:29] Sana
    No.
[12:30] Sana
    No more...
[12:31] Sana
    Why did it come to this?
[12:34] Sana
    Because I'm not human?
[12:37] Sana
    Because I pretended to be human when
    I'm not, and I called Zoroku here?
[12:42] Sana
    Or because Zoroku and I...
[12:47] Sana
    I see...
[12:48] Sana
    I get it.
[13:05] Sana
    That's enough.
[13:08] Sana
    I get it now.
[13:10] Sana
    So don't do anything bad to Zoroku.
[13:15] Zoroku
    Sana!
[13:16] Zoroku
    Hey!
[13:16] Minnie
    Her energy finally ran out.
[13:18] Zoroku
    Sana...
[13:19] Zoroku
    Is your wound okay?
[13:23] Minnie
    She truly is amazing.
[13:25] Minnie
    While making her wound disappear,
[13:28] Minnie
    she actually rewrote parts
    of her situation.
[13:34] Noriko
    I've located Sana-chan!
[13:36] Noriko
    She's headed toward Oi Futo on the
    Shuto Expressway Bayshore Route!
[13:39] Naito
    Got it.
[13:40] Naito
    I'll ask an acquaintance in Port Authority
    if he's seen anyone strange leaving Oi.
[13:46] Naito
    Ichijo-kun, did you hear that?
[13:47] Ichijo
    Yes!
[13:48] Ichijo
    I'll head there, too!
[13:50] Naito
    Thanks.
[13:51] Naito
    So there you go.
[13:52] Naito
    Nothing to worry about anymore.
[13:54] Sanae
    O-Okay...
[13:56] Naito
    I'm heading out for a bit.
[13:58] Naito
    You should go home, Sanae-chan.
[14:00] Naito
    I'll get someone to take you.
[14:03] Naito
    Wait here.
[14:20] Sanae
    Um...
[14:21] Sanae
    Could you take me with you?
[14:34] Sana
    I'm sorry, Zoroku.
[14:36] Sana
    I... really am... a monster.
[14:41] Sana
    I'm sorry.
[14:42] Sana
    I'm so sorry, Zoroku.
[14:45] Zoroku
    Don't worry about it.
[14:46] Zoroku
    I'm used to it.
[14:49] Sana
    I'm sorry!
[14:52] Minnie
    Kashimura Zoroku-san, age 72.
[14:56] Minnie
    Owner of the flower shop
    Kashimura Floral.
[14:59] Minnie
    Your family consists of a granddaughter,
    a high school second-year.
[15:04] Zoroku
    You know everything about me, huh?
[15:07] Minnie
    I'd appreciate it if you would quietly
    accompany us for a while.
[15:11] Zoroku
    Who are you, anyway?
[15:14] Minnie
    I am Miriam C. Tachibana.
[15:17] Minnie
    I'm working with a certain state project
[15:19] Minnie
    that involves the Japanese
    and American governments.
[15:23] Zoroku
    What they call "Dreams of Alice," right?
[15:25] Minnie
    Oh, you know of them?
[15:27] Minnie
    Our goal is to research
    the Dreams of Alice
[15:30] Minnie
    and artificially reproduce their powers.
[15:33] Minnie
    And in the end, we'll build a new
    energy system based upon it.
[15:38] Minnie
    You could say this is a project
    to benefit humanity.
[15:41] Zoroku
    You don't mind keeping this
    child locked up for life,
[15:44] Zoroku
    dissecting her or anything else,
[15:46] Zoroku
    as long as it's "to benefit humanity"?
[15:50] Minnie
    You like sci-fi movies?
[15:53] Minnie
    We will not dissect her.
[15:55] Minnie
    However...
[15:57] Minnie
    She is not a human, let alone a child.
[16:02] Minnie
    The Red Queen is an
[16:04] Minnie
    unknown phenomenon, born when an
    unidentified being mimicked humans.
[16:09] Zoroku
    Hmph!
[16:10] Zoroku
    Makes no sense to me.
[16:11] Zoroku
    She looks like an ordinary little girl.
[16:14] Minnie
    What if a weapon of mass destruction
    adopted an artificial personality,
[16:17] Minnie
    taking the form of a young girl?
[16:20] Minnie
    What would you think about that?
[16:23] Zoroku
    Huh?
[16:24] Minnie
    Such a monster is attempting
[16:25] Minnie
    to mingle in our society, in disguise.
[16:29] Zoroku
    Hey...
[16:30] Minnie
    Kashimura-san, since meeting her,
[16:33] Minnie
    have you or your granddaughter
    been in mortal danger?
[16:36] Zoroku
    Don't listen to a word she says!
[16:39] Zoroku
    Hey, everything you're saying is—
[16:41] Sana
    That's enough.
[16:43] Sana
    That's enough, Zoroku...
[16:46] Sana
    I think it's true that I'm a monster!
[16:50] Sana
    There are lots of things I
    thought were strange.
[16:52] Zoroku
    Hey.
[16:53] Sana
    I'm a monster.
[16:55] Sana
    If you find out what I really am,
    I'm sure you'll hate me, too.
[17:00] Sana
    M-Maybe you already hate me now.
[17:05] Sana
    I don't want you or Sanae
[17:07] Sana
    to go through any more
    trouble because of me.
[17:11] Zoroku
    Hey, Sana...
[17:12] Sana
    If it was all because I
    wanted to be human,
[17:16] Sana
    then you don't... need me around.
[17:20] Sana
    I'm sorry, Zoroku.
[17:22] Sana
    I'll go back to the research facility.
[17:25] Sana
    Thank you...
[17:27] Sana
    The food was delicious!
[17:36] Noriko
    Yes!
[17:36] Noriko
    I'm taking a helicopter there!
[17:38] Noriko
    You?
[17:39] Ichijo
    I'll go on my own.
[17:40] Ichijo
    That'll be faster.
[17:43] Noriko
    Senpai, you're so awesome!
[17:48] Naito
    I found out which boat they're on.
[17:51] Naito
    Ichijo-kun will save them in no time.
[17:53] Sanae
    O-Okay.
[17:55] Naito
    It'll be fine, really.
[17:56] Naito
    Right now, I bet your grandpa's
    lecturing the kidnapper.
[18:00] Naito
    He's saying, "I hate crooked stuff!"
[18:10] Sanae
    Back then...
[18:12] Zoroku
    What're you making?
[18:14] Sanae
    They're graves.
[18:18] Sanae
    I don't clearly remember
[18:22] Sanae
    what Grandpa said to me then.
[18:24] Sanae
    But...
[18:27] Sanae
    Earlier, when he said that Sana-chan
    might become part of our family,
[18:32] Sanae
    I had a really strange feeling,
    like something
[18:37] Sanae
    tightening in my chest.
[18:40] Sanae
    And...
[18:45] Sanae
    I think that it made me
    remember a little bit.
[18:48] Sanae
    What Grandpa told me back then,
[18:52] Sanae
    at the time of my parents' funeral.
[18:55] Sanae
    And how much his words saved me.
[18:58] Zoroku
    Listen... Sana.
[19:01] Zoroku
    Even if you aren't human, so what?
[19:05] Zoroku
    Don't say such dumb things.
[19:11] Zoroku
    Just come home with me now, Sana.
[19:16] Zoroku
    You said your name's Miriam-san?
[19:19] Zoroku
    You said this girl isn't human.
[19:23] Zoroku
    Then, let me ask...
[19:24] Zoroku
    What is a human?
[19:26] Zoroku
    You shot a child, without a
    thought. Are you human?
[19:30] Minnie
    That is not the issue here.
[19:33] Zoroku
    You're right that this girl's dangerous.
[19:35] Zoroku
    The moment I take my eyes off her,
    she's causing a commotion.
[19:39] Zoroku
    At best, she's a nuisance.
[19:41] Zoroku
    But everyone does those things.
[19:45] Zoroku
    As long as you see the problem
    and improve, it's fine.
[19:49] Zoroku
    That's all there is to it.
[19:50] Zoroku
    Not to mention,
[19:52] Zoroku
    she's happy when she has good food.
[19:55] Zoroku
    In her own clumsy way,
    she worries about others.
[19:57] Zoroku
    And she even gauges others' moods.
[19:59] Zoroku
    Even when she's caused trouble,
[20:01] Zoroku
    she's never done anything
    with malicious intent.
[20:05] Zoroku
    That's who Sana is.
[20:07] Zoroku
    She's got a heart.
[20:09] Minnie
    As I was saying, the issue here
    is not such a personal matter.
[20:13] Minnie
    You aren't in any position
    to do anything with her—
[20:17] Zoroku
    Listen when your elders speak!
[20:19] Zoroku
    All of us, no matter who,
    are imperfect somehow.
[20:23] Zoroku
    There are things we can't know
    or do on our own,
[20:26] Zoroku
    so we lean on each other to get by.
[20:30] Zoroku
    Isn't that true for you, too?
[20:33] Zoroku
    Look, even if this girl is some
    kind of alien, like you say,
[20:38] Zoroku
    is that really a problem?
[20:41] Zoroku
    You honestly don't think
    coexistence is possible?
[20:48] Sana
    H-Hey, Zoroku...
[20:50] Sana
    What are you saying?
[20:51] Sana
    I'm not human, you know.
[20:54] Sana
    I'll cause a lot of trouble for you.
[20:57] Sana
    For Sanae, too.
[21:00] Zoroku
    So what?
[21:02] Zoroku
    No matter what you are,
[21:03] Zoroku
    in tough times, you should
    be with others.
[21:08] Zoroku
    Don't force yourself, Sana.
[21:11] Zoroku
    In any case, I have no reason to send
    you away with these violent fools!
[21:18] Zoroku
    You left because you wanted to
    see what was outside, right?
[21:22] Zoroku
    Then do that.
[21:23] Zoroku
    Don't go back on your word.
[21:25] Zoroku
    I hate crooked stuff, you know.
[21:37] Sana
    Y-You must be an idiot!
[21:39] Zoroku
    I see.
[21:49] Ichijo
    Sorry I'm late.
[21:52] Ichijo
    I'm here to save you.
[21:55] Ichijo
    I'm Cabinet Information Research Office
    Secret Service agent Ichijo Shizuku.
[22:00] Ichijo
    We'll be taking you two with us!
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5 - A Home to Return to

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[00:03] Sana
    What are you saying?
[00:05] Sana
    I'm not human, you know.
[00:08] Sana
    I'll cause a lot of trouble for you.
[00:11] Sana
    For Sanae, too.
[00:12] Zoroku
    So what?
[00:14] Zoroku
    No matter what you are,
[00:16] Zoroku
    in tough times, you should
    be with others.
[00:20] Zoroku
    You left because you wanted to
    see what was outside, right?
[00:24] Zoroku
    Then do that.
[00:26] Zoroku
    Don't go back on your word.
[00:28] Zoroku
    I hate crooked stuff, you know.
[00:39] Sana
    Y-You must be an idiot!
[00:42] Zoroku
    I see.
[00:56] Ichijo
    Sorry I'm late.
[00:59] Ichijo
    I'm here to save you.
[01:01] Ichijo
    I'm Cabinet Information Research Office
    Secret Service agent Ichijo Shizuku.
[01:07] Ichijo
    We'll be taking you two with us!
SIGN    A Home to Return to
[02:52] Waitress
    Um, I will now read back your order.
[02:56] Waitress
    Three stewed Hamburg steak B meals,
[02:58] Waitress
    four mozzarella pizzas,
    two mushroom risottos,
[03:02] Waitress
    three herb and chicken salads,
    and three orders of focaccia.
[03:05] Waitress
    Is that correct?
[03:06] Kito
    Yes, and the drink bar for four, please.
[03:10] Waitress
    Drink bar for four.
[03:11] Waitress
    Thank you very much.
[03:14] Kito
    Yes?
[03:16] Kito
    What?
[03:18] Guy
    Yes, the container holding the
    Red Queen has been stolen.
[03:23] Guy
    I believe the thief possessed
    a Dream of Alice.
[03:26] Kito
    Surely not from before.
[03:31] Ichijo
    I strongly suggest that you retreat,
[03:34] Ichijo
    former Second Lieutenant
    Minnie C. Tachibana.
[03:44] Minnie
    I won't let you have her.
[03:46] Minnie
    The Red Queen is my last...
[03:49] Ichijo
    Operation 3-1.
[03:56] Ichijo
    #590, operation 1-8.
[04:01] Minnie
    Different types of cards?!
[04:07] Ichijo
    #51!
[04:10] Ichijo
    #15!
[04:26] Ichijo
    For now, that should stop them.
[04:29] Ichijo
    Is either one of you hurt?
[04:39] Noriko
    You are just the best, Ichijo-senpai!
[04:41] Noriko
    God, you're so awesome...
[04:44] Noriko
    I wish I could've seen you kicking
    ass from down below!
SIGN    Voice
[04:49] Ichijo
    Quiet, Yamada.
[04:50] Ichijo
    What's happening around us?
[04:51] Noriko
    Oh, right.
[04:53] Noriko
    No sign of the enemy within one
    kilometer of the target ship.
[04:56] Noriko
    The Mirror Gate is still responding.
    Please be careful.
[05:00] Noriko
    Just count on Yamada Noriko's special
SIGN    Voice
[05:02] Noriko
    new and improved, pan-global,
    Ichijo-detection system!
[05:06] Ichijo
    Not necessary.
[05:07] Naito
    The annoying girl is Yamada,
[05:09] Naito
    the team director of technology.
[05:11] Naito
    I don't understand it all, but...
[05:13] Naito
    She takes base station data
    from geostationary satellites
[05:17] Naito
    and cell phones to form a system
    that locates Dreams of Alice,
[05:21] Naito
    or more specifically, Ichijo-kun...
[05:22] Ichijo
    Really, she's just my stalker.
[05:25] Sanae
    Sta...
[05:26] Ichijo
    She always shows up at my
    destinations before I do.
[05:29] Ichijo
    At first, I wondered whose
    agent she was.
[05:31] Noriko
    How rude!
[05:31] Noriko
    Call me your unwelcome little sister.
[05:34] Noriko
    Or at least your fan!
[05:35] Naito
    She's the best hacker around,
[05:38] Naito
    but she's also like this.
[05:41] Noriko
    It did take a while to enable it to
    detect anyone other than senpai,
[05:46] Noriko
    so locating the escort was delayed.
[05:48] Ichijo
    Sana-chan, I'm sorry you went
    through something so scary.
[05:53] Ichijo
    Now, let's go home.
[05:56] Noriko
    Senpai! Incoming!
[05:59] Ichijo
    #12!
[06:03] Ichijo
    Operation 3-6.
[06:05] Ichijo
    #21.
[06:09] Ichijo
    They can turn invisible,
    just as our intel said.
[06:12] Ichijo
    Both of you, stay behind me.
[06:24] Ichijo
    #576 through #580.
[06:27] Ichijo
    Operation 2-4. Add paralysis attribute.
[06:31] Minnie
    I remember now.
[06:33] Minnie
    The day of the typhoon, you were
    the one who got in my way.
[06:41] Minnie
    Just what are you?
[06:43] Minnie
    How are you able to use
    so many types of cards?
[06:46] Minnie
    Everyone should be restricted to one.
[06:50] Ichijo
    Perhaps it's just talent?
[06:55] Minnie
    But... But this is all I have!
[07:04] Ichijo
    #12!
[07:11] Minnie
    Darling,
[07:12] Minnie
    please lend me just a bit more strength.
[07:30] Ichijo
    Yamada!
[07:30] Noriko
    Y-Yes, Senpai!
[07:32] Ichijo
    Don't bring the helicopter any closer.
[07:34] Ichijo
    Stand by overhead!
[07:37] Ichijo
    Get too close, and you'll
    be knocked down.
SIGN    Voice
[07:58] Ichijo
    Sana-chan...
[08:00] Ichijo
    Can you hear me? This is Ichijo.
[08:02] Sana
    Oh...
[08:04] Ichijo
    Take this. #66.
[08:07] Ichijo
    Use that to replenish your energy.
SIGN    Voice
[08:10] Sana
    What is this?
[08:12] Ichijo
    It's candy.
[08:13] Ichijo
    It's very sweet, so eat it slowly.
[08:15] Ichijo
    There's water, too.
[08:17] Ichijo
    I'm going to find a way
    to stop that woman.
[08:20] Ichijo
    When you get your powers back,
[08:22] Ichijo
    take Kashimura-san and escape.
[08:26] Ichijo
    Do you remember the helicopter
    that was above?
SIGN    Voice
[08:29] Ichijo
    If you can reach it, the scary people
    won't follow anymore.
[08:32] Ichijo
    You'll win, Sana-chan!
[08:36] Sana
    Okay, got it.
[08:37] Zoroku
    Hey...
[08:38] Sana
    It'll be okay.
[08:40] Sana
    You said it'll be okay, so it'll be okay.
[08:45] Zoroku
    I see.
[08:46] Sana
    Someday, I'll be the one to save you!
[08:53] Sana
    H-Hey, I can't open this.
[08:56] Sana
    You open it.
[09:07] Noriko
    At eight o'clock!
[09:08] Noriko
    No... ten o'clock...
[09:10] Noriko
    The second row of containers!
[09:11] Noriko
    No, wait...
[09:12] Noriko
    Um, um...
SIGN    Voice
[09:15] Ichijo
    Calm down, Yamada.
[09:16] Noriko
    I'm sorry, but there's still
    a large margin of error.
[09:19] Noriko
    I know!
[09:20] Noriko
    If I tell myself you're the target,
[09:22] Noriko
    my motivation and accuracy
    will exponentially increase!
[09:24] Ichijo
    That's enough of that!
[09:25] Ichijo
    #381!
[09:30] Ichijo
    She stays hidden, while the invisible
    arms strike with precision.
[09:34] Ichijo
    Where is she?
[09:39] Noriko
    Senpai!
[09:44] Ichijo
    Yamada... Where is she?
[09:46] Noriko
    Oh, right!
[09:49] Noriko
    Stay calm...
[09:50] Noriko
    Stay calm...
[09:54] Noriko
    I found her!
[09:56] Noriko
    At three o'clock, the seventh
    row of containers!
[09:58] Noriko
    I'm such a genius!
[10:07] Minnie
    This is the end.
[10:11] Ichijo
    I really don't like it
[10:14] Ichijo
    when I have to get serious.
[10:32] Ichijo
    #1!
[10:35] Noriko
    There it is!
[10:37] Noriko
    #1!
[10:41] Noriko
    #2.
[10:43] Noriko
    #3.
[10:48] Ichijo
    I hate using the single digits.
[10:52] Ichijo
    I can't pull punches with them.
[10:54] Minnie
    Just what are you?!
[10:58] Witch
    All right!
[10:59] Witch
    Let's do it!
[11:05] Witch
    #12.
[11:06] Witch
    Operation 1-8.
[11:47] Minnie
    Stay out of
[11:49] Minnie
    our way!
[11:58] Ichijo
    Didn't I tell you...
[12:05] Ichijo
    I can't pull punches.
[12:21] Ichijo
    Former Second Lieutenant
    Minnie C. Tachibana,
[12:24] Ichijo
    you are under immediate arrest
[12:26] Ichijo
    for abduction of a minor,
    assault, and bodily harm.
[12:33] Ichijo
    This is a magic storeroom that
    some maid in an anime used.
[12:39] Ichijo
    It showed up one night, after I'd
    fallen asleep with the TV on.
[12:44] Ichijo
    666 weapons and 13 grimoires
    are stored inside.
[12:49] Ichijo
    I'm basically a human weapon.
[12:51] Ichijo
    Ridiculous, isn't it?
[12:54] Ichijo
    I don't believe
[12:56] Ichijo
    these are things that appear for the
    purpose of granting our wishes.
[13:04] Minnie
    Out of energy...
[13:19] Minnie
    How long have I been alone?
[13:25] Minnie
    Long ago, I realized that the
    gears had slipped off-track.
[13:29] Minnie
    But still, I am unable to stop.
[13:33] Minnie
    What am I to do?
[13:35] Minnie
    To think that I must... go on living.
[13:40] Minnie
    Tomorrow, the next day, and beyond.
[13:45] Minnie
    I am sorry, darling...
[13:48] Minnie
    I'm sorry that I am still alive.
[13:54] Minnie
    I'm sorry!
[14:14] Sana
    Hey, Zoroku.
[14:17] Zoroku
    What?
[14:19] Sana
    I think I'm going to cause
    more trouble for people,
[14:24] Sana
    just by existing in the outside world.
[14:26] Sana
    Even if I don't, I'll probably
    still make lots of mistakes.
[14:31] Sana
    I don't know why I was made this way,
[14:36] Sana
    in this form,
[14:39] Sana
    but someone made me.
[14:41] Sana
    Within this world,
[14:43] Sana
    someone wanted me to do
    something in human form.
[14:50] Sana
    You know, Zoroku...
[14:53] Sana
    I want to be human!
[14:59] Sana
    Or if not human, I want to
    be something more real.
[15:03] Sana
    I don't know how to say it, but...
[15:05] Sana
    I want to know lots more!
[15:07] Sana
    About humans, about you and Sanae,
[15:11] Sana
    and about how much there
    is to this world.
[15:14] Sana
    I want to eat lots of delicious things!
[15:17] Sana
    By doing that, I want to become
    something more real.
[15:21] Sana
    And one day, I want to find
    out why I was made,
[15:24] Sana
    and why I'm not human—
[15:28] Sana
    I'm hungry.
[15:31] Zoroku
    Someday, you'll understand it all.
[15:34] Sana
    Yeah.
[15:49] Sana
    And my hair...
[15:51] Sana
    I can do it myself, but I want
    Sanae to do it for me.
[15:54] Zoroku
    Ask her when we get back.
[15:57] Sana
    Yeah!
[16:16] Zoroku
    That's a nice view...
[16:18] Zoroku
    Pretty amazing.
[16:20] Sana
    Isn't it?
[16:21] Sana
    I can do anything!
[16:46] Waitress
    Thank you very much.
[16:47] Kito
    Yes, that's right.
[16:49] Kito
    The situation's changed.
[16:50] Kito
    Dispose of all the Dreams of Alice data.
[16:53] Kito
    And until you hear from me again...
[16:55] Guy
    Kito Koichi-san, correct?
[16:58] Kito
    That's right.
[16:59] Guy
    Oh, pardon me...
[17:01] Guy
    I'm with the Yotsuya police.
[17:08] Naito
    I'm really sorry about this, old man.
[17:11] Naito
    Given the commotion this
    ended up involving,
[17:14] Naito
    life will probably be noisy for a while.
[17:17] Naito
    You might as well give up.
[17:19] Zoroku
    Hmph!
[17:21] Naito
    Well, on that note.
[17:23] Naito
    Where are you now?
[17:26] Zoroku
    I don't know.
[17:28] Zoroku
    I'm in the sky.
SIGN    Voice
[17:31] Naito
    Well, that's fine.
[17:33] Naito
    Just try not to let people see
    you or take pictures.
[17:35] Naito
    It'd make my life hell.
[17:37] Zoroku
    Hear that, Sana?
[17:39] Sana
    B-But it wasn't me...
[17:41] Sana
    This wasn't on purpose!
[17:43] Zoroku
    Every now and then, I guess it's fine.
[17:45] Zoroku
    Not every day you get to
    fly around in the sky.
[17:49] Naito
    What the hell?
[17:50] Naito
    It grosses me out when
    you're in a good mood.
[17:53] Zoroku
    Does it?
[17:54] Zoroku
    Well, it happens sometimes.
SIGN    Voice
[17:56] Zoroku
    After all, I got another
    granddaughter today.
[17:59] Zoroku
    Sanae will be happy, too.
[18:03] Sanae
    You idiot!
[18:07] Sana
    H-Hey, Zoroku.
[18:11] Sana
    Um...
[18:13] Sana
    I'm sorry I knocked over those vases today.
[18:17] Zoroku
    You should say those things sooner.
[18:20] Sana
    Okay.
[18:23] Zoroku
    Let's go home.
[18:28] Sana
    Yeah.
[18:38] Sanae
    And that was how our family
    gained a new member today.
SIGN    Authorized Personnel Only Past This Point
[18:47] Sanae
    Ichijo-san and the others said
[18:49] Sanae
    the scary organization that had
    held Sana-chan prisoner
[18:53] Sanae
    was dismantled shortly after that.
[18:57] Sanae
    And after the incident,
[18:59] Sanae
    the people opposing Naito-san
    and his team quieted down.
[19:03] Sanae
    Grandpa complained
[19:05] Sanae
    that the way Naito-san had
    used him disgusted him.
[19:10] Sanae
    The military lady who took Sana-chan
[19:13] Sanae
    returned to her own country due to a...
[19:16] Sanae
    protection agreement or something?
[20:12] Sana
    Oh, welcome back, Sanae.
[20:14] Sanae
    Thanks, Sana-chan.
[20:20] Sanae
    Going to water the flowers?
[20:22] Sane
    Yep, that's my job.
[20:25] Sana
    When the soil's dry, give them water.
[20:31] Sana
    Looks like you don't need
    water too badly today.
[20:34] Sana
    That's because it rained a
    little bit yesterday.
[20:40] Sana
    I see!
[20:42] Sanae
    She's so cute!
[20:46] Sana
    Prune the wilted blossoms...
[20:53] Sana
    There.
[20:59] Sana
    This looks great!
[21:00] Sanae
    Okay, let's eat.
[21:02] Sana
    Yeah.
[21:03] Sanae
    By the way... Lately, you seem
    to have more stamina, huh?
[21:07] Sanae
    Let's all go somewhere to play soon.
[21:11] Sana
    Okay!
[21:12] Sana
    What's "play"?
[21:13] Sana
    Where are we going?
[21:14] Sanae
    Maybe a theme park or a zoo!
[21:17] Sanae
    I bet you've never been to a zoo, right?
[21:21] Sanae
    Or an aquarium...
[21:24] Sana
    Aqua... What is that?
[21:27] Sanae
    Or a hot spring.
[21:29] Sana
    Hot spring?
[21:29] Sana
    What's a hot spring?
[21:30] Sanae
    Oh, hot springs are great.
[21:33] Sanae
    They're paradise!
[21:35] Sana
    Paradise?
[21:36] Sana
    Is that amazing?
[21:37] Zoroku
    For now, let's just eat.
[21:43] All
    Time to eat.
[21:44] Sana
    Time to eat!
[21:47] Naito
    Sounds like they're having a great time.
[21:49] Ichijo
    It sure does.
[21:52] Naito
    So peaceful.
[21:54] Naito
    Little to do...
[21:56] Naito
    I wish we'd have another incident.
[22:01] Ichijo
    That's so rash.

5 - Alice and Zoroku Special: Looking Ahead to Part 2

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[00:03] Sana
    What are you saying?
[00:05] Sana
    I'm not human, you know.
[00:08] Sana
    I'll cause a lot of trouble for you.
[00:11] Sana
    For Sanae, too.
[00:12] Zoroku
    So what?
[00:14] Zoroku
    No matter what you are,
[00:16] Zoroku
    in tough times, you should
    be with others.
[00:20] Zoroku
    You left because you wanted to
    see what was outside, right?
[00:24] Zoroku
    Then do that.
[00:26] Zoroku
    Don't go back on your word.
[00:28] Zoroku
    I hate crooked stuff, you know.
[00:39] Sana
    Y-You must be an idiot!
[00:42] Zoroku
    I see.
[00:56] Ichijo
    Sorry I'm late.
[00:59] Ichijo
    I'm here to save you.
[01:01] Ichijo
    I'm Cabinet Information Research Office
    Secret Service agent Ichijo Shizuku.
[01:07] Ichijo
    We'll be taking you two with us!
SIGN    A Home to Return to
[02:52] Waitress
    Um, I will now read back your order.
[02:56] Waitress
    Three stewed Hamburg steak B meals,
[02:58] Waitress
    four mozzarella pizzas,
    two mushroom risottos,
[03:02] Waitress
    three herb and chicken salads,
    and three orders of focaccia.
[03:05] Waitress
    Is that correct?
[03:06] Kito
    Yes, and the drink bar for four, please.
[03:10] Waitress
    Drink bar for four.
[03:11] Waitress
    Thank you very much.
[03:14] Kito
    Yes?
[03:16] Kito
    What?
[03:18] Guy
    Yes, the container holding the
    Red Queen has been stolen.
[03:23] Guy
    I believe the thief possessed
    a Dream of Alice.
[03:26] Kito
    Surely not from before.
[03:31] Ichijo
    I strongly suggest that you retreat,
[03:34] Ichijo
    former Second Lieutenant
    Minnie C. Tachibana.
[03:44] Minnie
    I won't let you have her.
[03:46] Minnie
    The Red Queen is my last...
[03:49] Ichijo
    Operation 3-1.
[03:56] Ichijo
    #590, operation 1-8.
[04:01] Minnie
    Different types of cards?!
[04:07] Ichijo
    #51!
[04:10] Ichijo
    #15!
[04:26] Ichijo
    For now, that should stop them.
[04:29] Ichijo
    Is either one of you hurt?
[04:39] Noriko
    You are just the best, Ichijo-senpai!
[04:41] Noriko
    God, you're so awesome...
[04:44] Noriko
    I wish I could've seen you kicking
    ass from down below!
SIGN    Voice
[04:49] Ichijo
    Quiet, Yamada.
[04:50] Ichijo
    What's happening around us?
[04:51] Noriko
    Oh, right.
[04:53] Noriko
    No sign of the enemy within one
    kilometer of the target ship.
[04:56] Noriko
    The Mirror Gate is still responding.
    Please be careful.
[05:00] Noriko
    Just count on Yamada Noriko's special
SIGN    Voice
[05:02] Noriko
    new and improved, pan-global,
    Ichijo-detection system!
[05:06] Ichijo
    Not necessary.
[05:07] Naito
    The annoying girl is Yamada,
[05:09] Naito
    the team director of technology.
[05:11] Naito
    I don't understand it all, but...
[05:13] Naito
    She takes base station data
    from geostationary satellites
[05:17] Naito
    and cell phones to form a system
    that locates Dreams of Alice,
[05:21] Naito
    or more specifically, Ichijo-kun...
[05:22] Ichijo
    Really, she's just my stalker.
[05:25] Sanae
    Sta...
[05:26] Ichijo
    She always shows up at my
    destinations before I do.
[05:29] Ichijo
    At first, I wondered whose
    agent she was.
[05:31] Noriko
    How rude!
[05:31] Noriko
    Call me your unwelcome little sister.
[05:34] Noriko
    Or at least your fan!
[05:35] Naito
    She's the best hacker around,
[05:38] Naito
    but she's also like this.
[05:41] Noriko
    It did take a while to enable it to
    detect anyone other than senpai,
[05:46] Noriko
    so locating the escort was delayed.
[05:48] Ichijo
    Sana-chan, I'm sorry you went
    through something so scary.
[05:53] Ichijo
    Now, let's go home.
[05:56] Noriko
    Senpai! Incoming!
[05:59] Ichijo
    #12!
[06:03] Ichijo
    Operation 3-6.
[06:05] Ichijo
    #21.
[06:09] Ichijo
    They can turn invisible,
    just as our intel said.
[06:12] Ichijo
    Both of you, stay behind me.
[06:24] Ichijo
    #576 through #580.
[06:27] Ichijo
    Operation 2-4. Add paralysis attribute.
[06:31] Minnie
    I remember now.
[06:33] Minnie
    The day of the typhoon, you were
    the one who got in my way.
[06:41] Minnie
    Just what are you?
[06:43] Minnie
    How are you able to use
    so many types of cards?
[06:46] Minnie
    Everyone should be restricted to one.
[06:50] Ichijo
    Perhaps it's just talent?
[06:55] Minnie
    But... But this is all I have!
[07:04] Ichijo
    #12!
[07:11] Minnie
    Darling,
[07:12] Minnie
    please lend me just a bit more strength.
[07:30] Ichijo
    Yamada!
[07:30] Noriko
    Y-Yes, Senpai!
[07:32] Ichijo
    Don't bring the helicopter any closer.
[07:34] Ichijo
    Stand by overhead!
[07:37] Ichijo
    Get too close, and you'll
    be knocked down.
SIGN    Voice
[07:58] Ichijo
    Sana-chan...
[08:00] Ichijo
    Can you hear me? This is Ichijo.
[08:02] Sana
    Oh...
[08:04] Ichijo
    Take this. #66.
[08:07] Ichijo
    Use that to replenish your energy.
SIGN    Voice
[08:10] Sana
    What is this?
[08:12] Ichijo
    It's candy.
[08:13] Ichijo
    It's very sweet, so eat it slowly.
[08:15] Ichijo
    There's water, too.
[08:17] Ichijo
    I'm going to find a way
    to stop that woman.
[08:20] Ichijo
    When you get your powers back,
[08:22] Ichijo
    take Kashimura-san and escape.
[08:26] Ichijo
    Do you remember the helicopter
    that was above?
SIGN    Voice
[08:29] Ichijo
    If you can reach it, the scary people
    won't follow anymore.
[08:32] Ichijo
    You'll win, Sana-chan!
[08:36] Sana
    Okay, got it.
[08:37] Zoroku
    Hey...
[08:38] Sana
    It'll be okay.
[08:40] Sana
    You said it'll be okay, so it'll be okay.
[08:45] Zoroku
    I see.
[08:46] Sana
    Someday, I'll be the one to save you!
[08:53] Sana
    H-Hey, I can't open this.
[08:56] Sana
    You open it.
[09:07] Noriko
    At eight o'clock!
[09:08] Noriko
    No... ten o'clock...
[09:10] Noriko
    The second row of containers!
[09:11] Noriko
    No, wait...
[09:12] Noriko
    Um, um...
SIGN    Voice
[09:15] Ichijo
    Calm down, Yamada.
[09:16] Noriko
    I'm sorry, but there's still
    a large margin of error.
[09:19] Noriko
    I know!
[09:20] Noriko
    If I tell myself you're the target,
[09:22] Noriko
    my motivation and accuracy
    will exponentially increase!
[09:24] Ichijo
    That's enough of that!
[09:25] Ichijo
    #381!
[09:30] Ichijo
    She stays hidden, while the invisible
    arms strike with precision.
[09:34] Ichijo
    Where is she?
[09:39] Noriko
    Senpai!
[09:44] Ichijo
    Yamada... Where is she?
[09:46] Noriko
    Oh, right!
[09:49] Noriko
    Stay calm...
[09:50] Noriko
    Stay calm...
[09:54] Noriko
    I found her!
[09:56] Noriko
    At three o'clock, the seventh
    row of containers!
[09:58] Noriko
    I'm such a genius!
[10:07] Minnie
    This is the end.
[10:11] Ichijo
    I really don't like it
[10:14] Ichijo
    when I have to get serious.
[10:32] Ichijo
    #1!
[10:35] Noriko
    There it is!
[10:37] Noriko
    #1!
[10:41] Noriko
    #2.
[10:43] Noriko
    #3.
[10:48] Ichijo
    I hate using the single digits.
[10:52] Ichijo
    I can't pull punches with them.
[10:54] Minnie
    Just what are you?!
[10:58] Witch
    All right!
[10:59] Witch
    Let's do it!
[11:05] Witch
    #12.
[11:06] Witch
    Operation 1-8.
[11:47] Minnie
    Stay out of
[11:49] Minnie
    our way!
[11:58] Ichijo
    Didn't I tell you...
[12:05] Ichijo
    I can't pull punches.
[12:21] Ichijo
    Former Second Lieutenant
    Minnie C. Tachibana,
[12:24] Ichijo
    you are under immediate arrest
[12:26] Ichijo
    for abduction of a minor,
    assault, and bodily harm.
[12:33] Ichijo
    This is a magic storeroom that
    some maid in an anime used.
[12:39] Ichijo
    It showed up one night, after I'd
    fallen asleep with the TV on.
[12:44] Ichijo
    666 weapons and 13 grimoires
    are stored inside.
[12:49] Ichijo
    I'm basically a human weapon.
[12:51] Ichijo
    Ridiculous, isn't it?
[12:54] Ichijo
    I don't believe
[12:56] Ichijo
    these are things that appear for the
    purpose of granting our wishes.
[13:04] Minnie
    Out of energy...
[13:19] Minnie
    How long have I been alone?
[13:25] Minnie
    Long ago, I realized that the
    gears had slipped off-track.
[13:29] Minnie
    But still, I am unable to stop.
[13:33] Minnie
    What am I to do?
[13:35] Minnie
    To think that I must... go on living.
[13:40] Minnie
    Tomorrow, the next day, and beyond.
[13:45] Minnie
    I am sorry, darling...
[13:48] Minnie
    I'm sorry that I am still alive.
[13:54] Minnie
    I'm sorry!
[14:14] Sana
    Hey, Zoroku.
[14:17] Zoroku
    What?
[14:19] Sana
    I think I'm going to cause
    more trouble for people,
[14:24] Sana
    just by existing in the outside world.
[14:26] Sana
    Even if I don't, I'll probably
    still make lots of mistakes.
[14:31] Sana
    I don't know why I was made this way,
[14:36] Sana
    in this form,
[14:39] Sana
    but someone made me.
[14:41] Sana
    Within this world,
[14:43] Sana
    someone wanted me to do
    something in human form.
[14:50] Sana
    You know, Zoroku...
[14:53] Sana
    I want to be human!
[14:59] Sana
    Or if not human, I want to
    be something more real.
[15:03] Sana
    I don't know how to say it, but...
[15:05] Sana
    I want to know lots more!
[15:07] Sana
    About humans, about you and Sanae,
[15:11] Sana
    and about how much there
    is to this world.
[15:14] Sana
    I want to eat lots of delicious things!
[15:17] Sana
    By doing that, I want to become
    something more real.
[15:21] Sana
    And one day, I want to find
    out why I was made,
[15:24] Sana
    and why I'm not human—
[15:28] Sana
    I'm hungry.
[15:31] Zoroku
    Someday, you'll understand it all.
[15:34] Sana
    Yeah.
[15:49] Sana
    And my hair...
[15:51] Sana
    I can do it myself, but I want
    Sanae to do it for me.
[15:54] Zoroku
    Ask her when we get back.
[15:57] Sana
    Yeah!
[16:16] Zoroku
    That's a nice view...
[16:18] Zoroku
    Pretty amazing.
[16:20] Sana
    Isn't it?
[16:21] Sana
    I can do anything!
[16:46] Waitress
    Thank you very much.
[16:47] Kito
    Yes, that's right.
[16:49] Kito
    The situation's changed.
[16:50] Kito
    Dispose of all the Dreams of Alice data.
[16:53] Kito
    And until you hear from me again...
[16:55] Guy
    Kito Koichi-san, correct?
[16:58] Kito
    That's right.
[16:59] Guy
    Oh, pardon me...
[17:01] Guy
    I'm with the Yotsuya police.
[17:08] Naito
    I'm really sorry about this, old man.
[17:11] Naito
    Given the commotion this
    ended up involving,
[17:14] Naito
    life will probably be noisy for a while.
[17:17] Naito
    You might as well give up.
[17:19] Zoroku
    Hmph!
[17:21] Naito
    Well, on that note.
[17:23] Naito
    Where are you now?
[17:26] Zoroku
    I don't know.
[17:28] Zoroku
    I'm in the sky.
SIGN    Voice
[17:31] Naito
    Well, that's fine.
[17:33] Naito
    Just try not to let people see
    you or take pictures.
[17:35] Naito
    It'd make my life hell.
[17:37] Zoroku
    Hear that, Sana?
[17:39] Sana
    B-But it wasn't me...
[17:41] Sana
    This wasn't on purpose!
[17:43] Zoroku
    Every now and then, I guess it's fine.
[17:45] Zoroku
    Not every day you get to
    fly around in the sky.
[17:49] Naito
    What the hell?
[17:50] Naito
    It grosses me out when
    you're in a good mood.
[17:53] Zoroku
    Does it?
[17:54] Zoroku
    Well, it happens sometimes.
SIGN    Voice
[17:56] Zoroku
    After all, I got another
    granddaughter today.
[17:59] Zoroku
    Sanae will be happy, too.
[18:03] Sanae
    You idiot!
[18:07] Sana
    H-Hey, Zoroku.
[18:11] Sana
    Um...
[18:13] Sana
    I'm sorry I knocked over those vases today.
[18:17] Zoroku
    You should say those things sooner.
[18:20] Sana
    Okay.
[18:23] Zoroku
    Let's go home.
[18:28] Sana
    Yeah.
[18:38] Sanae
    And that was how our family
    gained a new member today.
SIGN    Authorized Personnel Only Past This Point
[18:47] Sanae
    Ichijo-san and the others said
[18:49] Sanae
    the scary organization that had
    held Sana-chan prisoner
[18:53] Sanae
    was dismantled shortly after that.
[18:57] Sanae
    And after the incident,
[18:59] Sanae
    the people opposing Naito-san
    and his team quieted down.
[19:03] Sanae
    Grandpa complained
[19:05] Sanae
    that the way Naito-san had
    used him disgusted him.
[19:10] Sanae
    The military lady who took Sana-chan
[19:13] Sanae
    returned to her own country due to a...
[19:16] Sanae
    protection agreement or something?
[20:12] Sana
    Oh, welcome back, Sanae.
[20:14] Sanae
    Thanks, Sana-chan.
[20:20] Sanae
    Going to water the flowers?
[20:22] Sane
    Yep, that's my job.
[20:25] Sana
    When the soil's dry, give them water.
[20:31] Sana
    Looks like you don't need
    water too badly today.
[20:34] Sana
    That's because it rained a
    little bit yesterday.
[20:40] Sana
    I see!
[20:42] Sanae
    She's so cute!
[20:46] Sana
    Prune the wilted blossoms...
[20:53] Sana
    There.
[20:59] Sana
    This looks great!
[21:00] Sanae
    Okay, let's eat.
[21:02] Sana
    Yeah.
[21:03] Sanae
    By the way... Lately, you seem
    to have more stamina, huh?
[21:07] Sanae
    Let's all go somewhere to play soon.
[21:11] Sana
    Okay!
[21:12] Sana
    What's "play"?
[21:13] Sana
    Where are we going?
[21:14] Sanae
    Maybe a theme park or a zoo!
[21:17] Sanae
    I bet you've never been to a zoo, right?
[21:21] Sanae
    Or an aquarium...
[21:24] Sana
    Aqua... What is that?
[21:27] Sanae
    Or a hot spring.
[21:29] Sana
    Hot spring?
[21:29] Sana
    What's a hot spring?
[21:30] Sanae
    Oh, hot springs are great.
[21:33] Sanae
    They're paradise!
[21:35] Sana
    Paradise?
[21:36] Sana
    Is that amazing?
[21:37] Zoroku
    For now, let's just eat.
[21:43] All
    Time to eat.
[21:44] Sana
    Time to eat!
[21:47] Naito
    Sounds like they're having a great time.
[21:49] Ichijo
    It sure does.
[21:52] Naito
    So peaceful.
[21:54] Naito
    Little to do...
[21:56] Naito
    I wish we'd have another incident.
[22:01] Ichijo
    That's so rash.

7 - The Kashimura Family

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[00:13] Sana
    Brr... Cold!
[00:36] Zoroku
    Sana?
[00:36] Sana
    Ow...
[00:42] Zoroku
    What's going on here?
[00:43] Sana
    I was trying to turn off the light, so I
    jumped a little and hit my head.
[00:49] Zoroku
    Be careful.
[00:50] Zoroku
    Go get the paper.
[00:52] Sana
    Huh? But it's cold!
[00:53] Zoroku
    That's your job, isn't it?
[00:57] Sana
    I'm telling you, it's cold...
SIGN    The Kashimura Family
[02:42] Sana
    It's really cold out there!
[02:44] Zoroku
    So go out and come in fast!
[02:55] Sana
    Ah, cold.
[02:57] Zoroku
    Sana!
[02:59] Zoroku
    Wash your face before breakfast.
[03:01] Sana
    Aw...
SIGN    Sanae | Sana-chan | Grandpa
SIGN    
    
    Laundry (Fold) Meal (Morning)
SIGN    
    
    Laundry (Dry) Meal (Night)
SIGN    
    
    Take Out Trash
[03:08] Sanae
    Goo' mor'ing...
[03:11] Zoroku
    Yep.
[03:12] Sanae
    It's so cold!
[03:16] Zoroku
    Hey, don't fall asleep there.
[03:18] Zoroku
    Do you have morning practice?
[03:19] Sanae
    No...
[03:24] Zoroku
    I swear... There's coffee right there.
[03:28] Sanae
    Sugar... Sugar-san...
[03:31] Zoroku
    Can't help! Deal with it yourself!
[03:55] Sana
    Ah, hot!
[03:57] Zoroku
    What happened?
[03:58] Sana
    Uh, I... I was washing my face,
    and water went everywhere.
[04:02] Zoroku
    You're lying.
[04:04] Zoroku
    You used your power again, didn't you?
    Stop goofing off and wash up!
[04:07] Sana
    But... I mean,
[04:09] Sana
    it's like part of my body,
[04:11] Sana
    so it's like using my hands—
[04:13] Zoroku
    Don't split hairs with me!
[04:17] Sana
    Why can't I use my powers?
[04:19] Sanae
    Grandpa's just worried about you.
[04:21] Sana
    What for?
[04:23] Sanae
    You have more stamina now,
    but you still tire easily.
[04:27] Sanae
    And you get feverish.
[04:29] Sanae
    He wants you to move around
    and strengthen your body.
[04:33] Sana
    I know, but...
[04:35] Sanae
    How would you like your hair today?
[04:38] Sana
    Up to you.
[04:40] Sanae
    Got it.
[04:43] Sanae
    Off, I go!
[04:44] Sana
    Come home as soon as you can!
[04:46] Sanae
    I will!
[04:53] Sana
    Sanae went to school.
[04:55] Zoroku
    Yep.
[04:56] Sana
    Aren't you leaving, Zoroku?
[04:58] Zoroku
    I am. Give me a minute.
[05:00] Sana
    Do you really need to smoke that thing?
[05:03] Sana
    I'm so bored!
[05:06] Zoroku
    If you're bored, do the homework
    from Ichijo-san.
[05:08] Sana
    I did it already.
[05:10] Sana
    That "math" stuff is easy!
[05:13] Zoroku
    Yeah? That's impressive.
[05:15] Sana
    I know!
[05:21] Zoroku
    What is it?
[05:23] Zoroku
    Wonder whose cat that is.
[05:25] Sana
    You know what that pattern looks like?
[05:28] Sana
    You know! That pig!
[05:30] Zoroku
    Oh, well...
[05:33] Sana
    Piggy, piggy, spotted kitty, oink!
[05:37] Zoroku
    You're in a good mood.
[05:40] Sana
    It's fun to sing a lot.
[05:42] Sana
    The bell jingled, and it ran away!
[05:46] Sana
    Where does the spotted kitty live?
    It has lots of energy.
[05:50] Zoroku
    Want to be a singer or something?
[05:51] Sana
    A singer? That doesn't sound bad.
[05:54] Sana
    Okay, now for a song about
    a grasshopper.
[05:58] Sana
    The grasshopper...
[06:01] Zoroku
    We haven't walked even ten minutes.
[06:04] Sana
    It's not like I'm tired.
[06:06] Zoroku
    Well, then get walking!
[06:13] Zoroku
    Sana!
[06:18] Sana
    That guy isn't walking!
[06:20] Sana
    No fair! What is that thing?
[06:22] Zoroku
    If you're going to use your
    power, think first.
[06:25] Zoroku
    And tell me if you get tired.
SIGN    Kashimura Floral
[06:33] Chinatsu
    Boss, good morning.
[06:35] Ichiro
    We've already started loading them.
[06:36] Zoroku
    Good.
[06:37] Zoroku
    We'll leave after she's rested a bit.
[06:41] Sana
    Morning...
[06:43] Chinatsu
    Are you okay, Sana-chan?
[06:47] Zoroku
    Turn it this way a little more.
[06:49] Sana
    Are you in charge of bouquets today?
[06:52] Chinatsu
    That's right. What do you think?
[06:54] Sana
    It's white!
[06:55] Chinatsu
    It was made to match a dress.
[06:58] Zoroku
    Sana, stand there and hold
    that for a minute.
[07:01] Sana
    'Kay.
[07:06] Zoroku
    Looks good. You pass.
[07:08] Chinatsu
    Yes! I did it!
[07:10] Chinatsu
    Thanks, Sana-chan!
[07:12] Chinatsu
    Can't beat having a good model!
[07:14] Sana
    I'll help you more.
[07:16] Chinatsu
    Oh, yeah?
[07:17] Chinatsu
    Then...
[07:23] Ichiro
    This one's heavy.
[07:30] Zoroku
    Sana, let's go.
[07:31] Sana
    Oh, okay.
SIGN    Apple Juice
[07:34] Sana
    Trash goes in the trash can.
[07:37] Sana
    Ow!
[07:39] Sana
    I stepped on my hair...
[07:40] Zoroku
    Be careful.
[07:45] Chinatsu
    Are you all right now?
[07:46] Sana
    I'm fine!
[07:50] Sana
    It smells in here!
[07:51] Chinatsu
    It's full of flowers.
[07:52] Sana
    Yeah!
[07:54] Zoroku
    Let's go.
[07:56] Ichiro
    Right.
SIGN    The restaurant is booked today, so there will be no lunch service. Normal business hours resume tomorrow!
[08:06] Zoroku
    We're from Kashimura Floral.
[08:08] Lady
    Thank you for coming today.
[08:13] Sana
    What's going on today?
[08:14] Chinatsu
    An engagement party!
[08:16] Sana
    Engagement?
[08:17] Chinatsu
    That's a promise to get married.
[08:20] Sana
    A promise to get married?
[08:23] Chinatsu
    Sana-chan, who do you want
    to marry in the future?
[08:27] Sana
    I don't know.
[08:28] Chinatsu
    I see...
[08:30] Sana
    The thing from before.
[08:32] Ichiro
    Yep.
[08:37] Zoroku
    Move the car to the lot, would you?
[08:39] Ichiro
    Sure.
[08:43] Sana
    You okay?
[08:44] Zoroku
    Yeah.
[08:46] Zoroku
    It's touching the ground again.
[08:47] Sana
    Huh? The ground?
[08:49] Zoroku
    You'll step on it again.
[08:52] Zoroku
    Maybe you should have it cut.
[08:55] Chinatsu
    Sana-chan!
[08:57] Chinatsu
    It's freezing! Sana-chan, there's ice!
[09:00] Sana
    Ice!
[09:01] Zoroku
    Put that somewhere out of the way.
[09:04] Sana
    Okay!
[09:35] Zoroku
    How's that?
[09:36] Chinatsu
    Beautiful! I'm so moved!
[09:38] Sana
    There are flowers everywhere!
[09:41] Sana
    What's this flower called?
[09:43] Zoroku
    They're lilies.
[09:43] Sana
    Are these the same?
[09:45] Zoroku
    Yeah.
[09:45] Sana
    And these, too?
[09:47] Zoroku
    That's right.
[09:49] Chinatsu
    I'll go outside with
    Sana-chan to clean up.
[09:52] Zoroku
    Yeah, do that.
[09:54] Chinatsu
    Sana-chan, wait up!
[09:56] Sawaki
    Hey, Kashimura-san.
    Is it coming along?
[09:59] Zoroku
    I just finished.
[10:01] Zoroku
    If there's anything you don't like—
[10:02] Chika
    Wow, it's fantastic!
[10:04] Chika
    It's so pretty.
[10:13] Zoroku
    Can't believe you're engaged
    to such a young girl...
[10:16] Sawaki
    Yeah, well, it's a long story.
[10:19] Sawaki
    And I never knew you had such
    a young granddaughter.
[10:23] Zoroku
    Well, that's a long story, too.
[10:30] Chika
    Oh, how pretty.
[10:32] Sana
    Wh-Who are you?
[10:33] Chika
    Let's see...
[10:35] Chika
    I'm the one who's getting engaged here.
[10:37] Sana
    Engaged...
[10:39] Sana
    A promise to get married,
    right? I heard that earlier!
[10:43] Sana
    What is "married"?
[10:45] Chika
    Huh?
[10:46] Chika
    That's a tough question.
[10:50] Chika
    Marriage... What is marriage?
[10:53] Chika
    It's when you and the one you
    love become family.
[10:59] Chika
    Oh, jeez! What am I saying?!
[11:03] Sana
    Are you okay?
[11:04] Zoroku
    Sana, we're leaving.
[11:06] Sana
    Okay.
[11:07] Chika
    Your grandpa?
[11:08] Sana
    Yeah, Zoroku's totally old.
[11:11] Sana
    Bye!
[11:19] Sana
    One,
[11:20] Sana
    two,
[11:21] Sana
    three,
[11:23] Sana
    four,
[11:24] Sana
    five...
[11:26] Sana
    One hundred!
[11:27] Sanae
    Oh, just wait until I finish washing.
[11:32] Sanae
    How was work today?
[11:34] Sana
    We took the car to a restaurant.
[11:36] Sanae
    Oh!
[11:37] Sana
    Do you know what "engaged" means?
[11:39] Sana
    It's a promise to get married.
[11:41] Sanae
    You're so smart, Sana-chan!
[11:45] Sana
    And getting married means... you and
    the one you love... become family.
[11:51] Sanae
    Wow!
[11:52] Sana
    What's a "family"?
[11:58] Sanae
    You're my family, Sana-chan!
[12:02] Sana
    Stop it!
[12:07] Sana
    There.
[12:13] Sana
    Family, huh?
[12:15] Sana
    Sanae is my family,
    so what about Zoroku?
[12:19] Sana
    Is he my family, too?
[12:22] Sana
    What is "family"?
[12:26] Sana
    Now I'm all frazzled.
[12:40] Sanae
    Huh?!
[12:42] Sanae
    You're getting your hair cut?
[12:45] Sana
    Yeah.
[12:46] Zoroku
    It's so long, she keeps stepping on it.
[12:49] Sanae
    But I look forward to tying her
    hair up every morning...
[12:54] Sana
    Sanae, hair grows fast,
    just like leaves!
[12:58] Sana
    When it grows back, you can do it again.
[13:00] Sanae
    Oh, really?
[13:02] Sana
    Yeah, it'll grow back in no time.
[13:04] Sanae
    Yay!
[13:06] Sanae
    Where will she get it cut?
[13:07] Sanae
    You aren't going to cut
    it for her, are you?
[13:10] Zoroku
    N-No.
[13:12] Sana
    He can't cut it?
[13:13] Sanae
    Grandpa is a florist.
[13:15] Sanae
    Someone who cuts hair is a beautician!
[13:19] Zoroku
    That's bad manners.
[13:21] Sana
    A "beautician"?
[13:27] Sana
    What is that?
[13:29] Sana
    What is that?
[13:30] Sana
    What is that?
[13:31] Sana
    What is this place?!
[13:34] Zoroku
    A beauty salon.
[13:35] Sana
    It smells!
[13:37] Zoroku
    Don't run around.
[13:38] Lady
    Thank you for waiting.
[13:40] Zoroku
    I have an appointment. I'm Kashimura.
[13:42] Lady
    Yes, Kashimura... Sanae-sama, right?
[13:45] Zoroku
    How long will this take?
[13:47] Lady
    Since it's just a cut, it shouldn't
    be more than an hour.
[13:52] Zoroku
    Sana, I'm going out for a bit.
[13:54] Sana
    Huh? Why?
[13:57] Zoroku
    Things to do.
[13:58] Zoroku
    Try not to cause trouble.
[14:01] Lady
    Right this way...
[14:03] Sana
    O-Okay.
[14:10] Lady
    Your grandpa asked me
    to cut it into a bob.
[14:13] Lady
    What do you think?
[14:14] Sana
    A "bob"?
[14:17] Shop
    Thank you very much.
[14:33] Naito
    Here you go.
[14:39] Naito
    Hot, please.
[14:40] Waiter
    Coming right up.
[14:41] Zoroku
    Sorry to ask this of you.
[14:43] Naito
    It wasn't easy, you know...
[14:46] Naito
    I had to go through all
    sorts of channels.
[14:48] Zoroku
    Yeah, I appreciate it.
[14:53] Naito
    I appreciate you, too.
[14:56] Naito
    You're taking such good
    care of Sana-chan.
[14:59] Zoroku
    Hmph!
[14:59] Zoroku
    Every day is so hectic,
    I can hardly stand it.
[15:04] Naito
    You've really mellowed, haven't you?
[15:06] Zoroku
    Huh?
[15:07] Naito
    Just kidding.
[15:09] Zoroku
    How is the pig?
[15:11] Naito
    Huh?
[15:12] Zoroku
    The one I had you take in.
[15:15] Zoroku
    Sana wants to go and see it.
[15:17] Zoroku
    One day—
[15:18] Naito
    Uh, I ate it.
[15:21] Naito
    Kidding. Just kidding...
[15:24] Lady
    All done!
[15:28] Sana
    That's amazing! It's so light!
[15:31] Lady
    Does the back look all right?
[15:36] Lady
    Sit tight until your grandpa
    comes back, okay?
[15:39] Sana
    Okay!
[15:45] Sana
    Zoroku will be so surprised.
[15:57] Zoroku
    Where'd she go?
[15:59] Sana
    Zoroku, Zoroku, where did you go?
[16:03] Sana
    The lost Zoroku went that way!
[16:07] Shop
    Sana-chan, did you get a haircut?
[16:08] Sana
    Yeah, it's light now.
[16:10] Shop
    Where's Roku-san?
[16:11] Sana
    He's late, so I'm going to meet him.
[16:13] Shop
    How nice!
[16:16] Sana
    Bye.
[16:18] Sana
    My head feels so light...
[16:22] Sana
    Just like a bubble.
[16:27] Sana
    When lots of bubbles...
[16:30] Sana
    fall from the sky...
[16:35] Sana
    Rain!
[16:37] Sana
    Rain is snow!
[16:40] Sana
    When it freezes, the weather gets cold.
[16:44] Sana
    Something smells good!
[16:48] Sana
    I don't have any money.
[16:55] Sana
    Do you want a crêpe, too?
[16:58] Sana
    Wait!
[17:16] Sana
    Hey!
[17:17] Sana
    Where'd he go?
[17:22] Sana
    Guess I'll go home.
[17:25] Sana
    Wait.
[17:26] Sana
    Where am I?
[17:34] Zoroku
    If you're going to use your
    power, think first.
[17:50] Sana
    Which way is it?
[17:51] Kid
    Mom, I'm hungry.
[17:53] Mom
    I know.
[17:54] Mom
    After we get home, okay?
[17:59] Sana
    Zoroku...
[18:05] Zoroku
    I see... Thanks.
[18:13] Zoroku
    Yes?
[18:15] Zoroku
    You found her?
[18:18] Police
    Yes.
[18:19] Police
    Someone she passed called us.
[18:22] Police
    Yes.
[18:27] Zoroku
    Didn't I tell you to wait?
[18:30] Sana
    I'm sorry.
[18:31] Zoroku
    I was also wrong for being late, but...
[18:36] Zoroku
    When that happens, call me like before.
[18:39] Sana
    Huh?
[18:40] Zoroku
    Well, I'd rather we not suddenly
    be on top of a ship...
[18:44] Sana
    I can use my power?
[18:47] Zoroku
    I told you not to rely on your
    power for everything.
[18:51] Zoroku
    Not to always avoid it.
[18:53] Zoroku
    Isn't it part of what makes
    you who you are?
[18:57] Zoroku
    Just learn to use it wisely.
[19:05] Sana
    Zoroku, you smell. Were you smoking?
[19:08] Zoroku
    Hmm?
[19:09] Sana
    You smell!
[19:11] Zoroku
    Keep it down.
[19:13] Sana
    Zoroku, I got my hair cut.
[19:16] Zoroku
    Huh?
[19:17] Zoroku
    Yeah.
[19:17] Sana
    It's light!
[19:19] Zoroku
    Yeah.
[19:21] Sana
    Want to cut yours, too?
[19:22] Zoroku
    Huh?
[19:23] Sana
    It'll be light! And they'll
    shampoo it for you!
[19:26] Zoroku
    Oh, you liked that?
[19:28] Sana
    Yeah, I liked it!
[19:33] Sanae
    Sana-chan, you're so cute!
[19:35] Sana
    It's an "up to you" bob.
[19:36] Sanae
    It's so cute!
[19:39] Zoroku
    Sana...
[19:41] Sana
    What's that?
[19:51] Sana
    Pig!
[19:53] Sana
    Pig! Flying pig!
[19:55] Sana
    Oink, oink, oink!
[19:56] Zoroku
    Don't turn the light on and off.
[19:58] Sana
    Zoroku, what is it?
[19:59] Sana
    Is the bath ready?
[20:01] Zoroku
    No, could you come here for a minute?
[20:08] Zoroku
    Sit down with us.
[20:10] Sana
    Are we having dessert?
[20:12] Zoroku
    We just had dinner.
[20:14] Sanae
    Grandpa, don't be so gruff!
[20:17] Sana
    Oh, we aren't?
[20:19] Sana
    That's no fun.
[20:21] Zoroku
    Forget that. Just sit down.
[20:23] Zoroku
    There's something important to discuss.
[20:30] Zoroku
    These are adoption papers.
[20:32] Sana
    "Adoption"?
[20:35] Zoroku
    Do you want to become an official
    member of this household?
[20:42] Zoroku
    If something were to happen to Sanae
    or me, you'd be taken care of.
[20:47] Zoroku
    And you could go to school someday.
[20:49] Zoroku
    You'd be Kashimura Sana,
    of the Kashimura household.
[20:55] Sana
    Kashimura Sana...
[20:58] Sanae
    We'd be family.
[21:02] Sana
    Family?
SIGN    Kashimura Sana
[21:06] Sana
    Kashimura Sana...
[21:09] Sana
    Kashimura Sana!
[21:11] Sana
    Kashimura Sana!
[21:15] Sana
    I'm Kashimura Sana!
[21:17] Sanae
    Yay!
[21:18] Zoroku
    Hey, don't make such a ruckus.
[21:21] Sana
    Are we married?
[21:22] Sanae
    Yay!
SIGN    Kashimura Sana
[21:33] Sana
    I did it!
SIGN    Kashimura Zoroku Sanae Sana
SIGN    Next Episode Friends
[23:36] Voice
    Friends.

8 - Friends

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[00:02] Sana
    The weather's nice again today,
[00:04] Sana
    so water tastes yummy!
[00:06] Sana
    Are you full yet?
[00:08] Sana
    Yes, we're full!
[00:11] Ichijo
    Good morning.
[00:12] Zoroku
    Oh, morning.
[00:13] Sana
    Morning, Ichijo!
[00:15] Zoroku
    That's "Ichijo-san."
[00:17] Zoroku
    Go put that away.
[00:18] Sana
    Okay.
[00:19] Sana
    Ichijo, we're gonna ride on a train!
[00:22] Zoroku
    "Ichijo-san."
[00:23] Sana
    San!
[00:24] Zoroku
    I swear...
SIGN    Harajuku Station
[00:30] Sana
    So many people!
[00:31] Ichijo
    Because it's a weekend.
[00:33] Ichijo
    Shall we take the subway?
[00:35] Zoroku
    Nah, she'll probably want
    to see the scenery.
[00:38] Zoroku
    Sana, let's buy our tickets.
[00:43] Sana
    What's a "ticket"?
[00:45] Zoroku
    You use it to ride a train.
[00:47] Zoroku
    First, push where it says "child."
[00:51] Sana
    Here?
[00:53] Zoroku
    Then push the button with the
    fare to your destination.
[00:56] Zoroku
    What's half of 550 yen?
[00:58] Sana
    275 yen!
[01:00] Zoroku
    Then, select 270 yen.
[01:04] Sana
    Why?
[01:05] Zoroku
    Uh, that's just how it works.
[01:14] Zoroku
    You put your ticket in.
    Then take it when it pops out.
[01:17] Zoroku
    Try it.
[01:18] Sana
    O-Okay.
[01:25] Sana
    I got it!
[01:28] Sana
    What is that?
[01:30] Zoroku
    A card that works as a ticket.
[01:32] Sana
    No fair! I want one that beeps, too!
[01:34] Zoroku
    You won't be riding often enough.
[01:36] Sana
    I want a beep one!
[01:45] Ichijo
    She's enjoying herself...
[01:47] Zoroku
    It's her first long trip.
SIGN    Friends
[03:29] Zoroku
    Sorry to leave the rest to you.
[03:31] Ichijo
    Not at all.
[03:32] Ichijo
    This is part of my job.
[03:34] Zoroku
    Make sure you do as Ichijo-san says.
[03:37] Sana
    Okay.
[03:38] Sana
    Good luck with work, Zoroku!
[03:40] Zoroku
    See you later, then.
[03:42] Sana
    See you later.
[03:49] Sana
    What is this?!
[03:55] Ichijo
    It's called the ocean.
[03:57] Sana
    Ocean?
[03:58] Ichijo
    Yes.
[04:02] Sana
    Something smells.
[04:04] Ichijo
    That's dangerous, Sana-chan!
[04:11] Sana
    La, la, la, singing...
[04:14] Sana
    Done!
[04:15] Ichijo
    All right, very good.
[04:19] Ichijo
    You got everything correct!
[04:21] Ichijo
    That's excellent, Sana-chan.
[04:22] Sana
    Right?
[04:24] Ichijo
    If you keep up the pace,
[04:26] Ichijo
    you'll complete high school
    first-year math soon.
SIGN    Factorization
    1. Factor the following equations.
[04:29] Ichijo
    We've already reached the limit
    of what I can teach you,
[04:32] Ichijo
    so I'll have to talk to Naito.
[04:34] Sana
    Really? But isn't math easy?
[04:37] Ichijo
    Is it?
[04:39] Ichijo
    I do have a teaching license
    for elementary school,
[04:42] Ichijo
    but you've put me to shame.
[04:45] Sana
    Well, in math, the methods
    and answers are all defined.
[04:48] Sana
    Watering flowers is more, like...
[04:51] Sana
    The conditions aren't always what
    you'd expect, so it's harder.
[04:54] Sana
    Every day, you have to examine
    them and see their needs.
[04:57] Ichijo
    What you struggle with
    is word problems...
[05:00] Ichijo
    Also reading.
[05:02] Ichijo
    It would help if you could
    focus a bit longer.
[05:05] Sana
    But I hate things like that.
    They make me feel frazzled.
[05:09] Ichijo
    Frazzled?
[05:11] Sana
    I don't really understand it,
[05:13] Sana
    but I feel it right here.
[05:15] Sana
    I don't deal well with those things,
[05:17] Sana
    because I don't understand them.
[05:20] Ichijo
    That makes sense.
[05:22] Ichijo
    You had trouble transcribing kanji, too.
[05:24] Ichijo
    Next week, let's work a little
    harder on language arts.
[05:27] Sana
    Eh?
[05:28] Sana
    Huh? Huh?!
[05:30] Ichijo
    Let's get moving.
[05:32] Ichijo
    Then, social studies is up next!
[05:35] Sana
    We're studying more?
[05:36] Ichijo
    Since we're all the way in Yokohama,
[05:38] Ichijo
    Naito has made arrangements for
    us to visit a nearby factory.
[05:43] Sana
    Wow, Naito is very clever.
[05:46] Sana
    We're visiting a car factory today.
[05:48] Sana
    Wow!
[05:51] Zoroku
    Exclusively using seasonal
    flowers is a good idea.
[05:55] Zoroku
    If you want a natural look, we can
    use smaller flowers, like this.
[06:00] Girl
    Oh, beautiful!
[06:01] Ko
    Huh...
[06:02] Zoroku
    If you'll allow me to choose
    the flowers we use,
[06:05] Zoroku
    we can easily keep it
    within your budget.
[06:08] Girl
    That sounds great.
[06:10] Girl
    Doesn't it, Ko-kun?
[06:12] Ko
    Sure, it's up to you.
[06:13] Girl
    Come on... This is important.
[06:20] Sana
    Zoroku!
[06:24] Zoroku
    Whoa.
[06:25] Sana
    Are you done with work?
    That took a while!
[06:28] Zoroku
    Were you a good girl?
[06:29] Sana
    Yeah! We went to a car factory!
[06:32] Sana
    It was really cool!
    Everything is made by robots!
[06:35] Zoroku
    Is that so?
[06:37] Zoroku
    Did anything happen?
[06:38] Ichijo
    No, nothing in particular.
[06:40] Zoroku
    Well, good.
[06:47] Ichijo
    Error...
SIGN    Chinatown
[06:54] Asahi
    This is good!
[06:56] Asahi
    Excuse me! I'll take thirty
    more of the pork buns!
[06:58] Asahi
    No, not for gifts—
[07:00] Guy
    Uh, no, we don't...
[07:01] Asahi
    Oh, you don't have that
    many made? Then...
[07:04] Asahi
    Then give me however
    many you have!
[07:07] Asahi
    All of them!
[07:08] Yonaga
    There she is.
[07:09] Yonaga
    O-Onee-sama!
[07:10] Asahi
    Yonaga, you're late.
    Try not to wander away.
[07:14] Yonaga
    Y-You were the one who
    just disappeared!
[07:17] Yonaga
    And you bought all that...
[07:19] Asahi
    I found these great pork buns.
[07:22] Asahi
    Here, try one.
[07:25] Yonaga
    O-Onee-sama, we need to be
    careful with our money...
[07:29] Asahi
    What are you talking about?
[07:31] Asahi
    We saved it, all so we could
    eat till we dropped today.
[07:34] Asahi
    We haven't nearly used it all yet!
[07:37] Yonaga
    B-B-But...
[07:39] Yonaga
    You're the one who said we should
    buy from many different places.
[07:43] Yonaga
    We even looked them up already,
[07:45] Yonaga
    but s-since you keep making stops,
    we haven't visited one!
[07:50] Asahi
    Plans are no more than plans!
[07:52] Asahi
    First, you have to enjoy it
    with all you've got!
[07:58] Guy
    Thank you.
[08:02] Yonaga
    Onee-sama, it's been a long time...
[08:05] Yonaga
    s-since the two of us went
    shopping like this.
[08:09] Yonaga
    I... I never thought we'd...
    get to do this again.
[08:15] Asahi
    I know!
[08:17] Asahi
    So we'll have fun today, Yonaga!
[08:21] Yonaga
    O-Okay!
[08:23] Asahi
    Maps! Restaurants! Roads!
[08:25] Yonaga
    Yes!
[08:25] Yonaga
    O-Onee-sama, look out!
[08:30] Yonaga
    Onee-sama!
[08:31] Asahi
    I'm sorr—
[08:33] Yonaga
    Sa-chan?
[08:39] Ichijo
    Stop!
[08:42] Sana
    They ran!
[08:44] Ichijo
    Operation 4-18.
[08:45] Ichijo
    After them.
[08:49] Sana
    Wait!
[08:54] Guy
    What's that? A chain?
[08:57] Sana
    No fair!
[08:59] Asahi
    Why did we run away?
[09:01] Yonaga
    I don't know.
[09:03] Asahi
    But we did...
[09:05] Yonaga
    Yeah.
[09:06] Both
    So...
[09:08] Both
    Let's run!
[09:19] Sana
    I won't let you get away.
[09:21] Asahi
    Net!
[09:25] Sana
    Darn it...
[09:28] Sana
    Robot!
[09:31] Sana
    Don't think you can beat me at tag.
[09:38] Asahi
    Motorcycle!
[09:42] Guy
    What is that?
[09:43] Lady
    A motorcycle?
[09:44] Sana
    Wait!
[09:46] Sana
    Why are you running away?!
[09:47] Asahi
    Why are you chasing us?
[09:50] Sana
    I don't know! It just made
    me feel frazzled!
[09:52] Asahi
    What?!
[09:54] Sana
    "It just made me feel frazzled," I said!
[09:54] Girl
    Hey, what's that?
[09:55] Mom
    Some kind of circus?
[09:58] Guy
    Incredible...
[09:59] Guy
    That's one amazing stuntman!
[10:02] Zoroku
    Those kids...
[10:03] Sana
    Why are you running away?
[10:05] Asahi
    Because we don't want
    to see you, obviously!
[10:07] Asahi
    At least figure that much out!
[10:09] Sana
    Wh-What do you mean? Why not?
[10:11] Sana
    You have to tell me,
    or I won't under—
[10:18] Both
    Sa-chan!
[10:20] Sana
    Error.
[10:28] Ichijo
    Operation 13-7.
[10:30] Ichijo
    Summon beast.
[10:32] Ichijo
    Fenrir.
[10:35] Ichijo
    All three of you will be punished.
[10:37] Ichijo
    #51, operation 1-8.
[10:42] Ichijo
    Deploy operation 5-16.
[10:45] Ichijo
    Fenrir.
[10:54] Ichijo
    And now, 1-8.
[10:57] Ichijo
    Super-accelerate!
SIGN    Chinatown
[11:16] Girl
    Welcome.
[11:17] Girl
    The name on your reservation?
[11:20] Sana
    Kashimura Sana!
[11:21] Girl
    All right, just a moment, please.
[11:24] Asahi
    Kashimura?
[11:26] Sana
    I'm Kashimura Sana!
[11:29] Ichijo
    As far as I can tell,
[11:31] Ichijo
    it just appears to be a
    lump of carbon again.
[11:33] Ichijo
    Yes.
[11:34] Ichijo
    We managed to convince everyone
    that we were filming a movie,
[11:39] Ichijo
    but take care of any
    photos on the Internet.
[11:42] Ichijo
    Yes, the twins are currently...
[11:46] Zoroku
    Hurry up and sit down.
[11:47] Zoroku
    We're ordering.
[11:48] Asahi
    U-Um...
[11:50] Yonaga
    We should really...
[11:53] Zoroku
    You already apologized
    to Ichijo-san, right?
[11:55] Zoroku
    So it's fine.
[11:57] Both
    Okay...
[12:00] Zoroku
    Is there anything you two can't eat?
[12:03] Zoroku
    If not, I'll just order whatever.
[12:05] Yonaga
    Oh, y-yes, thank you.
[12:07] Asahi
    Y-Yonaga!
[12:14] Sana
    Oh, darn it!
[12:15] Sana
    It just...
[12:16] Sana
    I don't know... It just makes
    me feel frazzled!
[12:19] Sana
    I don't understand it! I don't
    deal well with this stuff!
[12:22] Asahi
    Huh?
[12:23] Yonaga
    You said that earlier.
    What does "frazzled" mean?
[12:25] Sana
    Frazzled means frazzled!
[12:27] Zoroku
    Sana.
[12:30] Sana
    Lately, I always feel this way.
[12:33] Sana
    Even when I read books.
[12:34] Sana
    And the moment I saw you
    two earlier, I felt frazzled.
[12:37] Sana
    That's never happened before.
[12:40] Sana
    What is this? What is it?
[12:42] Sana
    I know I'm myself,
    but it's like I'm not!
[12:44] Sana
    I never felt frazzled at
    the research facility.
[12:47] Sana
    What is this? Tell me!
[12:52] Yonaga
    S-Sa-chan, aren't you just angry
[12:55] Yonaga
    that we ran from you?
[12:58] Sana
    Uh...
[13:00] Sana
    Yeah, I'm angry...
[13:02] Sana
    Huh?
[13:05] Zoroku
    Sana, sit down.
[13:08] Sana
    Okay.
[13:15] Zoroku
    Don't be shy, um...
[13:19] Yonaga
    Oh, I am Hinagiri Yonaga.
[13:21] Yonaga
    G-Go on, Onee-sama... You, too.
[13:23] Asahi
    Uh, I'm Asahi!
[13:25] Zoroku
    Eat before it gets cold.
[13:28] Asahi
    Okay.
[13:31] Yonaga
    U-Uh, then...
[13:37] Yonaga
    This is good!
[13:38] Asahi
    It's very good!
[13:39] Sana
    It's good, right?
[13:40] Asahi
    Yes, very!
[13:42] Yonaga
    Yes!
[13:52] Yonaga
    S-Sa-chan...
[13:55] Yonaga
    Y-You... c-cut your hair, I see.
[13:58] Sana
    Oh... Yeah.
[14:00] Yonaga
    At first, I didn't recognize you.
[14:03] Yonaga
    B-But I think it looks really good.
[14:08] Sana
    It's an "up to you" bob!
[14:09] Asahi
    Wh-What's that? "Bob"?
[14:12] Sana
    You don't know what a bob is?
[14:13] Zoroku
    Those two were in the
    same place as Sana?
[14:13] Sana
    It's a salon thing!
[14:14] Yonaga
    Isn't it a barber shop thing?
[14:16] Ichijo
    Yes.
[14:19] Asahi
    Errors?
[14:20] Sana
    Yeah.
[14:21] Sana
    Sometimes, my power just
    activates itself, like earlier.
[14:25] Sana
    It doesn't always produce something.
[14:28] Sana
    But when it does, I never know
    what it'll be, so it's dangerous.
[14:31] Yonaga
    D-Don't you think you should
    have that checked out?
[14:36] Sana
    Ichijo said she couldn't
    figure it out yet.
[14:41] Yonaga
    H-Hey, Sa-chan...
[14:44] Yonaga
    I'm s-sorry about earlier.
[14:46] Yonaga
    The truth is, we've...
[14:49] Yonaga
    We've really missed you, all this time!
[14:53] Yonaga
    We wanted to apologize to you.
[14:56] Sana
    Asahi? Yonaga?
[14:58] Asahi
    You know...
[15:00] Asahi
    Before we came to the research facility,
    something awful happened to us.
[15:03] Asahi
    That's why we didn't want you
    to go to the outside world.
[15:07] Ichijo
    They were taken into police custody.
    Then the research facility took them in.
[15:12] Zoroku
    Police?
[15:13] Ichijo
    They'd been abused by their father.
[15:35] Yonaga
    Get away...
[15:37] Yonaga
    from her!
[15:41] Ichijo
    At the time, they both thought
    and felt the same things,
[15:45] Ichijo
    so they had trouble telling
    themselves apart.
[15:48] Kito
    Starting today, this is your new home.
[15:51] Kito
    Pretty big, isn't it?
[15:53] Kito
    The air's nice, too.
[15:55] Kito
    I can't let you go out
    whenever you want.
[15:57] Kito
    But you can study, and you'll
    have a place to play.
[16:00] Kito
    It isn't a bad place.
[16:02] Kito
    What about your rooms?
    We can give you separate ones...
[16:06] Both
    We want a room together.
[16:08] Kito
    Got it.
[16:09] Kito
    You're in perfect sync, huh?
[16:11] Kito
    Oh, right. Also...
[16:13] Kito
    I'm sorry, but could you tell me
    your names one more time?
[16:18] Kito
    These are your ID cards.
[16:21] Kito
    Which of you is older,
    and which is younger?
[16:28] Asahi
    Then, I'm the older sister!
[16:30] Yonaga
    I-I'm the younger sister,
    Hinagiri Yonaga...
[16:37] Asahi
    All we had to do was live together,
[16:40] Asahi
    just the two of us, and never
    leave the facility.
[16:44] Asahi
    That's what we thought.
[16:46] Yonaga
    But then we met you and played
    with you, and it was fun.
[16:50] Yonaga
    We gave you a name and taught
    you all kinds of things.
[16:54] Yonaga
    But we never taught you that there was
    a world outside the research facility.
[17:00] Asahi
    We did a terrible thing to you.
[17:03] Asahi
    It wasn't as if you were our doll.
[17:07] Yonaga
    But then you left on your own,
    and it changed our world.
[17:12] Yonaga
    We never thought everything we
    had could disappear so easily.
[17:32] Asahi
    We're going to an American
    school in Yokosuka now.
[17:37] Asahi
    They found new homes for all of
    us from the research facility.
[17:41] Asahi
    Our place has a very nice dorm mother.
[17:45] Asahi
    The language is still a
    bit difficult for us,
[17:47] Asahi
    but slowly, we've begun
    to make friends, too.
[17:50] Asahi
    And we're even in clubs.
[17:52] Yonaga
    I'm in the badminton club,
    and Onee-chan is in the art club.
[17:55] Sana
    Is school fun?
[17:58] Asahi
    Well, yes... Every day is pretty fun.
[18:01] Sana
    Really? Well, it's nice that it's fun.
[18:05] Yonaga
    Sa-chan...
[18:07] Yonaga
    We weren't able to spend
    much time with you,
[18:10] Yonaga
    but you were our first friend,
    and that made us really happy.
[18:15] Both
    We're sorry, Sa-chan.
[18:17] Both
    We're sorry for everything!
[18:21] Sana
    Sure!
[18:24] Sana
    Okay, we've made up!
[18:25] Both
    Wait!
[18:29] Sanae
    Oh, really? And then what happened?
[18:33] Sana
    Well, Asahi and Yonaga
    are both in clubs, too.
[18:38] Sanae
    Sana-chan, you just told me that.
[18:41] Sana
    Huh? Oh, yeah.
[18:43] Sana
    For some reason, I didn't think I had.
[18:46] Sanae
    You must've been really happy!
[18:49] Sana
    I'm not sure.
[18:50] Sanae
    That sounds so nice...
    Your friends, huh?
[19:14] Sanae
    Sana-chan?
[19:18] Sana
    Sanae!
[19:20] Sanae
    Huh? Sana-chan, come on!
[19:24] Sanae
    Are you all right?
[19:25] Sana
    I was sleeping.
[19:26] Sana
    And then suddenly, I didn't
    understand anything.
[19:29] Sanae
    I see.
[19:30] Sanae
    When I was little, I used to suddenly
    feel sad in the middle of the night.
[19:35] Sanae
    And I'd jump into Grandpa's futon.
[19:38] Sana
    I'm not sad or anything.
[19:41] Sana
    I think...
[19:42] Sanae
    Oh, yeah.
[19:44] Sanae
    You did have a really fun time earlier!
[19:48] Sana
    It's weird...
[19:50] Sana
    Ever since I left the research facility,
    I keep getting weirder.
[19:54] Sana
    I feel frazzled.
[19:57] Sana
    Like there's a frazzled person
    inside me that isn't me.
[20:00] Sana
    And so, all the things I knew
    and thought before
[20:04] Sana
    have become unclear, like the
    frazzled thing is interfering.
[20:12] Sana
    It was the same today.
[20:13] Sana
    The moment I saw them, I felt frazzled,
[20:16] Sana
    and I couldn't think about anything.
[20:18] Sana
    It's the same now.
[20:20] Sana
    All of a sudden, I can't control myself.
[20:24] Sana
    This keeps happening in the
    outside world. It's too hard.
[20:28] Sanae
    I see...
[20:29] Sanae
    You're starting to understand
    a lot of things, little by little.
[20:34] Sana
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[20:36] Sana
    I'm saying that I don't understand.
[20:38] Sanae
    Well, um...
[20:40] Sanae
    It's probably best that you don't
    understand, you might say...
[20:44] Sana
    Huh?
[20:46] Sanae
    Frazzle, frazzle!
[20:46] Sana
    What are you doing? Stop it!
[20:52] Sanae
    I love you a lot, Sana-chan.
[20:55] Sana
    What's with you?! Are you teasing?
[20:57] Sana
    I'm serious about feeling frazzled!
[21:01] Sanae
    Well, it's already late, so...
[21:04] Sanae
    Want to sleep in my room with me?
[21:07] Sana
    Really?
[21:08] Sanae
    We can talk there.
[21:10] Sanae
    I want to hear more about
    how frazzled you feel!
[21:25] Asahi
    Morning, Yonaga.
[21:26] Yonaga
    Good morning, Onee-sama.
[21:30] Yonaga
    O-Onee-sama, we got an
    e-mail from Sa-chan!
[21:33] Asahi
    Huh?
[21:35] Yonaga
    Isn't that great, Onee-sama?
[21:37] Asahi
    Y-You're the one who
    was worried about her!
[21:40] Yonaga
    So were you.
[21:43] sana
    Did you send the e-mail?
[21:45] Sanae
    Yep.
[21:46] Sanae
    Do you still feel frazzled?
[21:49] Sana
    I'm not sure.
[21:51] Sana
    I think maybe not.
[21:53] Sanae
    Oh, good!
[21:55] Sana
    "Sorry I left the research facility.
[21:58] Sana
    You two are my friends.
[22:01] Sana
    Let's play together again.
[22:02] Sana
    — Kashimura Sana."
SIGN    Next Episode The Evil Witch
[23:36] Voice
    The Evil Witch.

9 - The Evil Witch

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SIGN    The Magic Words
[00:01] Hatori
    Long ago, in a faraway land,
    lived an unfortunate little girl.
[00:06] Hatori
    The little girl was very,
    very unfortunate.
[00:11] Guy
    I'm very sorry...
SIGN    Closeout Sale
[00:12] Guy
    At this point in March,
    these are all we have.
[00:17] Mom
    Thank you.
[00:19] Mom
    I'm sorry, Hatori.
[00:21] Mom
    You'll have to choose one of these.
[00:23] Hatori
    Okay.
SIGN    Closeout Sale
SIGN    As Is!!
[00:32] ---
    Closeout Sale
[00:33] Hatori
    Mom, I want this one.
[00:36] Mom
    Oh?
[00:41] Mom
    Normally, the school insignia
    would go right here.
[00:50] ---
    Closeout Sale
[00:55] Hatori
    I'm sorry.
SIGN    The Evil Witch
[02:37] Dad
    You're bringing that up again?
[02:39] Dad
    It happened over two years ago.
[02:43] Dad
    Hatori is a smart girl.
[02:45] Dad
    There are always middle school
    entrance exams, if necessary.
[02:48] Mom
    You always do that.
[02:50] Mom
    You always try to postpone the issue.
[02:55] Mom
    Sending her to public school
    for three more years...
[02:58] Dad
    It's your fault for not having her
    test for a backup school!
[03:03] Mom
    I thought not narrowing the options
    would restrict her potential!
[03:08] Dad
    Get over yourself!
[03:09] Mom
    What's your problem?
[03:10] Mom
    What about you, then?
    What have you done to help?
[03:14] Mom
    From the start, you've never cared
    about her entrance exams!
[03:16] Mom
    You wouldn't listen to
    any of my concerns!
[03:19] Mom
    I took her to cram school, picked her up,
[03:22] Mom
    and researched schools, all on my own!
[03:24] Hatori
    God...
[03:27] Hatori
    Because I'm such a useless daughter,
[03:30] Hatori
    my mom and dad don't get along anymore.
[03:34] Hatori
    I don't need presents for my
    birthday or Christmas.
[03:38] Hatori
    I'll study hard. I'll do anything!
[03:41] Hatori
    So please, God...
[03:45] Hatori
    Make my mom and dad be
    nice and get along again!
[03:55] Kids
    Let's eat!
[04:01] Dad
    Ayumu...
[04:02] Dad
    Don't gulp your food down.
[04:04] Dad
    Daiki is copying you.
[04:06] Ayumu
    Sure.
[04:07] Mom
    Later, we'll come cheer
    at your match, okay?
[04:10] Ayumu
    Got it.
[04:12] Ayumu
    I'm heading out!
[04:13] Dad
    Good luck!
[04:13] Daiki
    See you later!
SIGN    Close View
SIGN    Ayu-chan
SIGN     I'll do my best at the match. Come cheer me on, okay? Close View
[04:31] Hatori
    Ayu-chan!
[04:33] Hatori
    Good... morning...
[04:38] Hatori
    I'm hungry...
[04:46] Hatori
    S-So...
[04:47] Hatori
    Ayu-chan has a match today.
[04:50] Hatori
    Want to go cheer for her,
    like we used to?
[04:53] Hatori
    All three of us...
[04:58] Mom
    That's a good idea!
[05:01] Dad
    Who's Ayu-chan?
[05:02] Mom
    Hatori's friend. The really lively girl.
[05:05] Dad
    Oh, the one who's a bit boyish?
[05:08] Dad
    We should all go. It's been a long time.
[05:10] Mom
    I'll have to make lunches for us, then!
[05:12] Dad
    It's fine. We'll get food somewhere.
[05:16] Hatori
    One day, a good witch appeared
    before the girl and asked her,
[05:22] Hatori
    "What is your wish?"
[05:25] Hatori
    And the little girl said,
[05:27] Hatori
    "I wish everyone would be nice
    to each other all the time."
[05:31] Hatori
    And then, the witch said,
[05:34] Hatori
    "Very well.
[05:36] Hatori
    I will teach you some magic words."
[05:39] Hatori
    But the little girl didn't know
    how to use the magic words.
[05:46] Hatori
    You're supposed to obey
    the traffic signals.
SIGN    Pedestrians and Bicycles Only
[05:59] Boy
    Hey! Hurry it up!
[06:01] Boy
    I hope the basketball court is open!
[06:03] Boy
    The guys from the class next
    door might have taken it!
[06:06] Hatori
    You aren't supposed to run.
[06:17] Hatori
    What is this?
[06:29] Boy
    Huh?
[06:31] Boy
    Come on, let's go!
[06:32] Hatori
    I wonder what that thing was.
[06:35] Ayumu
    It was kind of weird.
[06:39] Ayumu
    Do you think it might be magic?
[06:42] Hatori
    Huh?
[06:43] Ayumu
    It must be. Remember that
    guy from this morning?
[06:48] Ayumu
    I bet that was your power, too.
[06:56] Ayumu
    You can use magic, Ha-chan!
[06:59] Hatori
    I don't...
[07:00] Ayumu
    Hey, try it again.
[07:02] Hatori
    Huh?
[07:03] Ayumu
    Your magic.
[07:06] Hatori
    But...
[07:08] Ayumu
    I know you can do it.
[07:10] Ayumu
    It worked on that guy and those boys!
[07:15] Hatori
    You really think so?
[07:24] Hatori
    Stop.
[07:35] Hatori
    I did it, Ayu-chan!
[07:38] Hatori
    Ayu-chan?
[07:40] Hatori
    Ayu-chan! Ayu-chan!
[07:42] Ayumu
    What's wrong, Ha-chan?
[07:47] Ayumu
    Wow! You really can use magic!
[07:52] Hatori
    You think so?
[07:53] Ayumu
    Yeah! That has to be it!
[07:56] Hatori
    I turned into a witch...
[07:59] Ayumu
    You're a good witch, Ha-chan!
[08:01] Hatori
    Huh?
[08:03] Ayumu
    Hey, Ha-chan...
[08:05] Ayumu
    Try it again.
[08:12] Hatori
    Walk.
[08:17] Ayumu
    Everyone, dance.
[08:19] Ayumu
    Wow.
[08:20] Ayumu
    They do what I say, too.
[08:22] Ayumu
    Okay, next...
[08:23] Ayumu
    Stop!
[08:26] Hatori
    Ayu-chan...
[08:31] Hatori
    You aren't afraid of me?
[08:35] Ayumu
    I'd never be afraid of you.
[08:37] Ayumu
    I'll always be with you, okay?
[08:44] Hatori
    "I will teach you some magic words.
[08:46] Hatori
    Use these, and you can
    grant yourself any wish.
[08:50] Hatori
    Everyone will do as you say.
[08:55] Hatori
    However, you must only
    use them for good.
[08:58] Hatori
    Do that, and you can be a good witch.
[09:02] Hatori
    But if you use them for evil,
[09:04] Hatori
    you will become an evil witch."
[09:09] Hatori
    But the little girl didn't follow
    the good witch's orders.
[09:15] Girl
    Your mom is so great, Hatori-chan.
[09:18] Girl
    She's so pretty, and she looks nice!
[09:21] Girl
    I wish my mom looked that stylish!
[09:24] Girl
    But she seems a little different now.
[09:27] Girl
    Back at the entrance ceremony,
    she seemed...
[09:29] Girl
    I don't know... kind of scary.
[09:32] Girl
    She's totally different now, huh?
[10:10] Hatori
    Mom? Dad?
SIGN    Ayu-chan
SIGN    
    
    Ha-chan, what's wrong?
    
    Ha-chan?
[10:18] Ayumu
    Ha-chan!
[10:23] Hatori
    Ayu-chan...
[10:27] Hatori
    "If you use them for evil,
[10:29] Hatori
    you will become an evil witch."
[10:34] Hatori
    I knew...
[10:38] Hatori
    I knew it didn't make sense
    that Mom and Dad
[10:41] Hatori
    were suddenly getting along.
[10:44] Hatori
    I knew it must have been the magic...
[10:49] Hatori
    But finding out for sure, I was scared.
[10:55] Hatori
    God is really mean, isn't he?
[10:58] Hatori
    To give me a magic power like this...
[11:03] Hatori
    What do I do, Ayu-chan?
[11:07] Hatori
    As long as I'm here, this house
    is full of nothing but lies.
[11:12] Ayumu
    Ha-chan...
[11:15] Hatori
    I'll go far away.
[11:19] Ayumu
    Okay. I'll go with you.
[11:22] Hatori
    What? But...
[11:23] Ayumu
    After all, I used your magic to
    tease a lot of people, too.
[11:29] Ayumu
    We're the same.
[11:50] Sana
    Hey, what time is it?
[11:52] Chinatsu
    It's 10:46.
[11:54] Chinatsu
    It hasn't been two minutes
    since you last asked.
[11:56] Sana
    Oh, really?
[11:58] Chinatsu
    You're really looking forward to
    your friends coming over, huh?
[12:03] Chinatsu
    "Hinagiri-san," right?
[12:05] Sana
    Yeah! Asahi and Yonaga!
[12:07] Zoroku
    Sana...
[12:09] Zoroku
    Would you throw out the, um...
    you know, that stuff?
[12:11] Zoroku
    You know, uh, the green stuff.
[12:13] Sana
    Green stuff?
[12:15] Sana
    Oh, the squishy things?
[12:17] Zoroku
    Yeah, those.
[12:19] Sana
    Leave it to me! I'll take
    care of anything!
[12:29] Sana
    These are next!
[12:31] Sana
    The green things you stick flowers in.
[12:33] Sana
    I'll wring them out and toss them!
[12:36] Sana
    Squish...
[12:39] Sana
    It feels so gross, but so cool!
[12:43] Sana
    Squish...
[12:45] Sana
    They're gonna be so surprised.
[12:47] Sana
    Since I left the research lab,
    I've learned all kinds of things.
[12:51] Sana
    Because I'm amazing!
[12:53] Yonaga
    W-Wait, Onee-sama!
[12:56] Yonaga
    Don't go so far ahead alone!
[12:58] Yonaga
    You'll get lost aga—
[12:59] Asahi
    No need to worry!
[13:00] Asahi
    I have the map that Sa-chan e-mailed me!
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Omotesando
SIGN    Station
[13:04] Yonaga
    O-Onee-sama, I don't think that...
[13:09] Yonaga
    Y-You see?
[13:11] Asahi
    W-Well, everyone makes mistakes.
[13:14] Asahi
    Um...
[13:16] Asahi
    Th-This is...
[13:17] Yonaga
    Takeshita Street?
[13:19] Yonaga
    W-We haven't been here before.
[13:21] Yonaga
    O-Onee-sama?
[13:23] Asahi
    Yonaga...
[13:24] Yonaga
    Yes?
[13:25] Asahi
    Which way do you think Ura-Hara is?
[13:28] Yonaga
    F-Forget it! It's already time!
[13:30] Yonaga
    Sa-chan is waiting for us!
[13:32] Asahi
    I know that! Of course I know that!
[13:35] Asahi
    But still, I mean...
[13:38] Asahi
    You know?
[13:39] Yonaga
    Y-You should probably ask Sa-chan.
[13:43] Asahi
    Y-You're right!
[13:44] Asahi
    We've been looking forward to playing
    with Sa-chan again, for so long!
[13:52] Asahi
    All right! Let's go see Sa-chan, Yonaga!
[13:55] Yonaga
    Yes!
[13:59] Hatori
    This is an order.
[14:00] Hatori
    Stop.
[14:12] Sana
    Zoroku, I'm done.
[14:14] Sana
    What's the next...
[14:19] Sana
    What are you doing?
[14:21] Sana
    Hey, what's the matter, Zoroku?
[14:27] Sana
    Come on, what is this?
[14:29] Sana
    Are you playing around?
[14:31] Sana
    Zoroku? Zoroku?
[14:33] Sana
    Zoroku!
[14:37] Hatori
    Your arm will tire in that position.
[14:39] Hatori
    Put it down.
[14:41] Hatori
    And don't make such a racket,
    while blocking the street.
[14:45] Hatori
    You're grown-ups.
[14:49] Hatori
    This is an order.
[14:50] Hatori
    Everyone, out of my way.
[14:55] Hatori
    What would you like?
[14:56] Ayumu
    Well...
[14:57] Ayumu
    Okay, I'll have the
    strawberry-strawberry.
[15:00] Hatori
    That, and one kiwi with whipped cream.
[15:07] Ayumu
    So, what should we do now?
[15:09] Hatori
    Well...
[15:11] Hatori
    We'll do as we like,
    until we're out of money.
[15:13] Hatori
    When we are, we'll get a job.
[15:16] Hatori
    With magic, even an elementary
    schooler can get a part-time job.
[15:20] Ayumu
    Yeah...
[15:21] Hatori
    We'll live in an unfamiliar town,
[15:23] Hatori
    find work, and when we have enough
    money, we'll move to the next one.
[15:27] Hatori
    It'll be lovely.
[15:29] Hatori
    Hey, why don't we look from up there?
[15:32] Ayumu
    Yeah.
[15:38] Ayumu
    It's smaller than I thought.
[15:40] Hatori
    It is.
[15:41] Hatori
    But the view is nice.
[15:43] Hatori
    Normally, we couldn't get
    into places like this.
[15:48] Ayumu
    It's so quiet.
[15:50] Ayumu
    As if everyone in the world disappeared,
     and we're the only ones.
[15:54] Hatori
    Yeah.
[15:56] Hatori
    Sure about this?
[15:58] Ayumu
    Huh?
[15:59] Hatori
    You don't have to come, Ayu-chan.
[16:02] Ayumu
    Why? You don't want me with you?
[16:04] Hatori
    No, I didn't mean that.
[16:07] Hatori
    I only meant that this is all my fault.
[16:11] Hatori
    I can't even undo the magic myself.
[16:14] Hatori
    That's why Mom and Dad...
[16:18] Hatori
    I couldn't stay at home,
[16:20] Hatori
    so I decided that I'd go on alone.
[16:23] Hatori
    But that isn't the case for you, is it?
[16:27] Ayumu
    Didn't I promise I'd always
    stay with you?
[16:30] Ayumu
    Even if you're a witch,
    you're still Ha-chan!
[16:33] Hatori
    Ayu-chan...
[16:36] Hatori
    Ayu-chan, I love you.
[16:38] Hatori
    You're such a hot guy!
[16:40] Ayumu
    I'm a hot guy, all right.
[16:42] Ayumu
    There, there.
[16:49] Ayumu
    What's that about?
[16:51] Hatori
    The magic hasn't even worn off.
[16:54] Sana
    Wh-What's wrong with you? Stop this!
[16:57] Sana
    Are you joking around? Say something!
[16:58] Ayumu
    Over there!
[17:00] All
    Something.
[17:01] Sana
    No, no! That isn't what I meant!
[17:05] Sana
    This isn't right.
[17:07] Sana
    What's going on?
[17:09] Sana
    What happened to Zoroku
    and everyone else?
[17:12] Sana
    E-Everyone outside is this way...
[17:18] Hatori
    Who are you?
[17:23] Ayumu
    Are you okay?
[17:24] Sana
    I... I can't...
[17:26] Sana
    I've never run that much before...
[17:29] Ayumu
    How are you unaffected by the magic?
[17:31] Sana
    Huh? M-Magic?
[17:34] Sana
    What do you mean?
[17:36] Sana
    More importantly, what's going on?
[17:39] Sana
    And just who are you?
[17:40] Sana
    Are they... okay?
[17:42] Sana
    Zoroku and the others.
[17:43] Sana
    Everyone's acting weird....
[17:45] Sana
    Just... What's going on?
[17:47] Sana
    I really don't like this.
[17:49] Sana
    I don't like this frazzled feeling.
[17:51] Hatori
    What's with you?
[17:54] Sana
    What happened?
[17:57] Hatori
    Does my magic not work on her?
[18:00] Ayumu
    It seems that way.
[18:02] Hatori
    How can that be?
[18:04] Ayumu
    This has never...
[18:08] Ayumu
    Hey, where did you come from?
[18:10] Sana
    Huh?
[18:11] Ayumu
    If you know something, tell us!
[18:13] Ayumu
    Why doesn't Ha-chan's magic affect you?
[18:16] Sana
    Huh?
[18:17] AYumu
    Did you do something special?
[18:18] AYumu
    Or have something?
[18:20] Ayumu
    Just tell us anything you know.
[18:22] Ayumu
    We're looking for a way
    to undo this magic!
[18:26] Hatori
    Ayu-chan, what are you saying?
[18:27] Ayumu
    Please!
[18:29] Sana
    W-Wait a second.
[18:31] Sana
    What are you talking about?
[18:33] Ayumu
    I... I'm Miho Ayumu.
[18:36] Ayumu
    This is my friend, Hatori-chan.
[18:38] Hatori
    Stop!
[18:40] Ayumu
    If there's a way to stay
    unaffected by the magic,
[18:44] Ayumu
    Ha-chan won't have to leave home!
[18:47] Sana
    Not that...
[18:49] Sana
    What's going on?
[18:51] Sana
    So you two did this, then?
[18:55] Sana
    Then...
[18:56] Sana
    Then, wait a minute.
[18:58] Sana
    You're saying you two did all this?
[19:02] Sana
    To Zoroku and everyone?
[19:05] Sana
    It was all you?!
[19:09] Hatori
    That's...
[19:11] Hatori
    Why did it suddenly—
[19:12] Ayumu
    Ha-chan?
[19:21] Guy
    Whoops, careful.
[19:22] Guy
    Sorry.
[19:23] Guy
    Man, what're you doing?
[19:25] Guy
    It wasn't my fault.
[19:26] Ayumu
    No way.
[19:27] Ayumu
    The town
[19:29] Ayumu
    is back to normal.
[19:32] Asahi
    Isn't this exciting?
[19:33] Yonaga
    Y-Yes! Sa-chan is waiting for us!
[19:37] Sana
    You two...
[19:41] Sana
    I won't let you get away with that.
[19:44] Sana
    I won't!
[19:52] Guy
    What the heck is that?
[19:54] Guy
    Whoa, what's that?
[19:55] Girl
    Wow!
[19:56] Guy
    A promotion?
[19:57] Girl
    Why Santa?
[20:10] Guy
    What was that?
[20:11] Guy
    You also saw Santa Claus, right?
[20:18] Sana
    Wh-What is this? What's happening?
[20:24] Hatori
    This is an order. You are to...
[20:29] Guy
    Did you just see a light?
[20:30] Girl
    Huh? Really?
[20:32] Hatori
    What are you?
[20:37] Hatori
    Ow!
[20:38] Ayumu
    H-Hey...
[20:39] Hatori
    That hurts... Hey.
[20:41] Ayumu
    Just calm down! Stop it, okay?
[20:43] Sana
    Shut up! What's wrong is wrong!
[20:46] Sana
    Was it you? Were you two the ones?
[20:46] Hatori
    Ow... Come on!
[20:51] Sana
    Let me go!
[20:53] Sana
    Why?
[21:04] Ayumu
    Hey, wait up!
[21:06] Sana
    W-Wait... You...
[21:08] Sana
    O-Oh...
[21:10] Sana
    Out of energy...
[21:13] Guy
    What happened?
[21:14] Girl
    Hang in there!
[21:18] Ayumu
    Ha-chan?
[21:21] Ayumu
    Hey, Ha-chan?
[21:22] Hatori
    Even if the magic works on them,
    they forget about it afterward,
[21:26] Hatori
    so I thought I could get
    away with anything.
[21:31] Hatori
    But everyone around her...
[21:33] Hatori
    Probably her family, friends,
    and everyone else
[21:37] Hatori
    ended up like soulless zombies.
[21:40] Hatori
    And she was all alone,
    in the middle of them.
[21:47] Hatori
    She must have felt so
    scared and nervous.
[21:50] Hatori
    It must have been so confusing and terrifying.
[21:55] Ayumu
    Ha-chan?
[21:57] Hatori
    Ayu-chan, I...
[22:01] Hatori
    I really did turn into an evil witch.
SIGN    Next Episode Where the Cheshire Cat Smiles
[23:36] Voice
    Where the Cheshire Cat Smiles.

10 - Where the Cheshire Cat Smiles

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[00:02] Ayumu
    Well, Ha-chan...
    I'm going home for today.
[00:06] Hatori
    Yeah. Sorry.
[00:17] Hatori
    What is this power?
[00:22] Hatori
    What am I supposed to do?
[00:25] Hatori
    When I use magic, I get so hungry,
    I can't think about anything.
[00:29] Hatori
    Even standing up is a hassle.
[00:32] Hatori
    I can't be like that...
[00:33] Hatori
    I know I can't be like that, but...
[00:37] Mom
    Hatori?
[00:40] Mom
    What are you doing over here?
[00:43] Mom
    Do you feel sick?
[00:44] Mom
    Can you stand?
[00:47] Hatori
    You're so kind, Mom.
[00:49] Mom
    Hatori?
[00:51] Hatori
    Which "Mom" are you right now?
[00:54] Mom
    What are you talking about?
[00:55] Mom
    I'm your mom.
[00:57] Mom
    What's wrong with you, Hatori?
[01:03] Hatori
    What do I do, Mom?
[01:05] Hatori
    I...
[01:06] Mom
    What?
[01:07] Mom
    It's all right.
[01:09] Mom
    Your mom is right here.
[01:12] Hatori
    No, Mom...
[01:14] Hatori
    I'm not...
[01:21] Hatori
    For failing to follow her orders,
[01:24] Hatori
    the little girl became an evil witch.
[01:28] Hatori
    And then, she was burned at the stake.
SIGN    Where the Cheshire Cat Smiles
[03:15] Asahi
    U-Um...
[03:16] Yonaga
    I really think we should help...
[03:18] Sanae
    Oh, no, don't worry about it.
[03:21] Sanae
    You're our guests.
[03:23] Sanae
    Just have a seat and wait.
[03:39] Sana
    Zoroku...
[03:43] Sana
    Zoroku!
[03:44] Sana
    You guys, where... Where's Zoroku?
[03:47] Zoroku
    Oh, you're up, Sana?
[03:50] Zoroku
    What's wrong?
[03:51] Sana
    You're all right?
[03:53] Sana
    You won't go all weird again?
[03:55] Sana
    You're back to normal?
[03:56] Zoroku
    Something really did happen, then?
[04:07] Sana
    Zoroku!
[04:23] Zoroku
    Okay, I'm off.
[04:24] Sana
    If anything happens, call me!
[04:26] Sana
    Even if nothing happens, call me!
[04:29] Zoroku
    All right, all right.
[04:31] Zoroku
    I'll be home late, so if anything
    happens, you guys call me, too.
[04:34] Sana
    B-Be well!
[04:36] Zoroku
    Okay.
[04:39] Sanae
    Well, it's cold.
    Let's hurry back inside.
[04:42] Sana
    Yeah...
[04:43] Sana
    Huh? Why are you two here?
[04:45] Asahi
    Why?
[04:46] Yonaga
    Unreal!
[04:48] Sanae
    They waited for you to wake up
[04:51] Sanae
    because they were worried about you.
[04:53] Sanae
    I was worried, too.
[04:56] Sana
    Is that true?
[04:57] Asahi
    W-Well...
[04:58] Asahi
    Coming all this way, only to
    leave, would be a waste!
[05:02] Yonaga
    Oh, Onee-sama!
[05:03] Sanae
    Okay, I'll start cooking right away.
[05:05] Sanae
    Why don't you girls take a bath,
    and then relax a bit?
[05:10] Sana
    Okay.
[05:11] Both
    Huh?!
[05:12] Both
    Sa-chan, you take baths?
[05:14] Sana
    Wh-Why are you surprised?
[05:15] Both
    Because you never took them before!
[05:18] Sana
    W-Well, these days, I do... sometimes.
[05:22] Sanae
    Wow!
[05:23] Sanae
    Your voices were in perfect sync!
[05:27] Sanae
    Lately, Sana-chan likes using
    bath additives, you see.
[05:31] Both
    Huh...
[05:32] Sanae
    She says the bubbly stuff
    feels really nice.
[05:35] Both
    Huh...
[05:36] Sanae
    And she likes hot spring
    bath salts, too.
[05:40] Sanae
    Her favorite is—
[05:41] Sana
    Hey!
[05:42] Sanae
    When do you two want your bath?
[05:44] Sanae
    Want one after we eat or before?
[05:46] Asahi
    Oh, either one's fine.
[05:48] Yonaga
    We normally take ours together.
[05:50] Sanae
    Oh?
[05:52] Sanae
    Well, that's fine, too.
[05:54] Asahi
    I-Idiot! You didn't have
    to tell her that!
[05:56] Yonaga
    Huh?
[05:57] Sana
    Hey, why are they talking
    about taking a bath?
[06:01] Sanae
    Well, you see,
[06:03] Sanae
    Grandpa told them to stay over tonight.
[06:06] Sana
    Stay over?
[06:07] Sana
    Oh, they're sleeping here?
[06:09] Sanae
    That's right.
[06:14] Sana
    Wow! Really?
[06:16] Sanae
    Yes, really.
[06:19] Sanae
    Okay, Sana-chan, show them
    where the towels are!
[06:24] Sana
    Sure!
[06:24] Sana
    I'm in charge of the towels, you know!
[06:26] Sana
    Every day!
[06:27] Sana
    Oh, want some juice?
    Or there's milk, too!
[06:30] Sana
    When you drink, you put
    one hand on your waist!
[06:32] Sana
    You have to, or it's wrong!
[06:38] Asahi
    Sa-chan is actually washing herself...
[06:41] Yonaga
    And without using her power.
[06:43] Sana
    Of course!
[06:44] Sana
    You're supposed to wash yourself
    before getting in the bath.
[06:47] Sana
    If you don't, there's more bacteria!
[06:53] Sana
    Get in up to your shoulders,
[06:55] Sana
    and don't get out until
    you count to 100.
[06:57] Sana
    It's a crow's quick bath!
[06:59] Asahi
    What's a "crow's quick bath"?
[07:03] Sana
    A crow's quick bath is a
    crow taking a quick bath!
[07:09] Sana
    You have to dry it thoroughly,
    or you'll get sick!
[07:15] Sanae
    You three, dinner's ready!
[07:21] All
    Let's eat!
[07:25] All
    Thanks for the meal!
[07:26] Sanae
    That was fast!
SIGN    Today's Chores!!
SIGN    Sanae | Sana-chan | Grandpa
SIGN    
    
    Laundry (Fold) Meal (Morning)
SIGN    
    
    Laundry (Dry)
SIGN    
    
    Take Out Trash
SIGN    Kashimura Sana
[07:36] Yonaga
    Sa-chan is washing dishes...
[07:39] Sanae
    Not only that...
[07:41] sanae
    She takes care of the flowers,
[07:43] Sanae
    and does laundry and takes out
    the trash when it's her turn.
[07:46] Both
    Wow...
[07:51] Sana
    There.
[07:52] Sanae
    Hello, Grandpa?
[07:55] Sanae
    Okay, got it.
[07:56] Sana
    Is that Zoroku?
[07:58] Sanae
    Yep, everything is fine.
[08:00] Sana
    Hey, what's Zoroku saying?
[08:02] Sanae
    Just a second.
[08:04] Sanae
    I'll pass the phone to Sana-chan.
[08:06] Sanae
    Here.
[08:07] Sana
    Hi, Zoroku?
[08:08] Sana
    Yeah, much better!
[08:11] Sana
    No, we aren't fighting at all!
[08:13] Sana
    It's true! I'm not lying!
[08:15] Sana
    I haven't used my power, either!
[08:17] Sana
    I ate lots at dinner.
[08:19] Sana
    And I'll brush my teeth before bed!
[08:23] Sana
    It's too small!
[08:24] Sana
    The futons won't all fit in here!
[08:26] Sana
    Are we really gonna sleep together?
[08:29] Yonaga
    Well, they said we could, right?
[08:32] Asahi
    You two, it's late already.
    We need to be quiet.
[08:36] Yonaga
    Oh, it's fine. It's just a little fun.
[08:39] Aashi
    It isn't fine!
[08:41] Sana
    Hey, you guys switched places.
[08:43] Yonaga
    Huh?
[08:44] Aashi
    What do you mean?
[08:46] Sana
    Huh?
[08:53] Asahi
    S-Stop!
[08:54] Yonaga
    Time to get you back, for what you always do!
[08:56] Yonaga
    Whoops...
[08:58] Yonaga
    Sa-chan, right here!
[09:00] Sana
    What?
[09:01] Sana
    What's going on?
[09:02] Yonaga
    Come on... Hurry up!
[09:03] Asahi
    No! Not there!
[09:05] Sana
    I don't get it, but I'm
    gonna do it, too!
[09:08] Yonaga
    There! Take that!
[09:14] Sanae
    Shh.
[09:17] Sana
    R-Right.
[09:23] Sanae
    Oh, gosh, that's so nice!
[09:26] Sanae
    Twins, huh? Sisters, huh?
[09:29] Sanae
    I wish I could've joined in!
[09:34] Sana
    Zoroku's late...
[09:37] Yonaga
    G-Guess being a florist is hard work.
[09:50] Sana
    Usually...
[09:52] Sana
    Well, sometimes. Or maybe not.
[09:56] Sana
    Today... But because of that girl...
[10:00] Yonaga
    We don't remember anything about it.
[10:03] Asahi
    A Dream of Alice that
    can freeze people...
[10:07] Yonaga
    Were you scared?
[10:09] Sana
    Scared...
[10:11] Sana
    Yeah. I was really scared.
[10:14] Sana
    Everyone stopped moving. Only I could.
[10:18] Asahi
    Then, I wonder...
[10:19] Yonaga
    ...if she wasn't scared, as well.
[10:22] Sana
    She's...
[10:24] Sana
    She's evil.
[10:26] Sana
    I'll never forgive her!
[10:28] Sana
    She made weird things
    happen to you, too.
[10:32] Sana
    Since you guys were coming over today,
[10:35] Sana
    Zoroku was supposed to
    get off work early.
[10:40] Sana
    It's all her fault.
[10:43] Sana
    She makes me feel all frazzled!
[10:58] Sana
    Zoroku...
[11:00] Zoroku
    Oh? You're still awake?
[11:02] Sana
    I was asleep, but I woke up.
[11:06] Zoroku
    Hey, cut that out.
[11:07] Sana
    Are you done for today?
[11:09] Sana
    You won't go anywhere else?
[11:12] Zoroku
    No, I'm not going anywhere.
[11:16] Zoroku
    Hey, don't cling like that.
[11:18] Zoroku
    You'll get the cigarette smell on you,
[11:20] Zoroku
    and Sanae'll get mad.
[11:21] Sana
    No!
[11:26] Zoroku
    All right, all right...
[11:28] Zoroku
    I'll take a bath. Let go,
    just for a bit.
[11:30] Zoroku
    Are your friends asleep already?
[11:33] Sana
    Zoroku...
[11:35] Sana
    Don't go anywhere else...
[11:38] Sana
    Don't turn all weird again.
[11:42] Zoroku
    All right already.
[11:43] Zoroku
    Come on, move...
[11:49] Asahi
    I never would've imagined
    Sa-chan acting like that.
[11:52] Yonaga
    Yeah.
SIGN    Guide to Seasonal Flowers
[12:22] Both
    Thank you for having us.
[12:24] Zoroku
    Come visit again, sometime.
[12:26] Both
    We will!
[12:28] Sana
    Asahi! Yonaga! See you later!
[12:30] Sana
    Come stay over again.
[12:32] Sana
    Promise you will!
[12:33] Both
    All right!
[12:35] Zoroku
    Well, I should go, too.
[12:37] Sanae
    Huh?
[12:38] Sanae
    Aren't you off today?
[12:40] Zoroku
    I have to redo all the arrangements
    that went bad yesterday.
[12:45] Zoroku
    I'll be home early.
[12:50] Sanae
    It must be rough for Grandpa...
[13:00] Sana
    It's her fault.
[13:02] Sana
    I'm gonna get her good.
SIGN    Shikishima
[13:13] Mom
    Welcome.
[13:15] Ayumu
    Um, is Ha-chan here?
[13:17] Mom
    She's upstairs.
[13:25] Mom
    Here you go.
[13:27] Ayumu
    Th-Thank you.
[13:30] Mom
    Well, take your time.
[13:34] Hatori
    Thanks, Mom.
[13:44] Ayumu
    Ha-chan, why haven't
    you been at school?
[13:49] Hatori
    I won't be going to school anymore.
[13:52] Hatori
    Sorry.
[13:54] Hatori
    But you know it's for the best.
[13:56] Ayumu
    No, it isn't.
[13:57] Ayumu
    Why are you apologizing?
[13:59] Ayumu
    None of this is your fault!
[14:04] Hatori
    The police have come by several times.
[14:08] Hatori
    But I sent them away.
[14:10] Hatori
    I'm a witch, so no one can
    do anything to me.
[14:15] Hatori
    I'm an evil witch.
[14:19] Hatori
    Ayu-chan, I'm sorry.
[14:21] Hatori
    I won't be running away, after all.
[14:25] Hatori
    I realized that I need to stay
    with my mom and dad.
[14:31] Hatori
    I didn't tell you before,
[14:33] Hatori
    but they'd been fighting
    for a long time.
[14:37] Hatori
    Because of me.
[14:39] Hatori
    Because I couldn't live up
    to Mom's expectations.
[14:43] Hatori
    When I use my magic,
    they're like they were.
[14:52] Hatori
    But once the magic wears off,
    they go back to fighting.
[14:58] Hatori
    So I have to stay with them forever.
[15:04] Hatori
    Even if it's all a lie, I don't care.
SIGN    Pedestrians and Bicycles Only
SIGN    Harajuku Station
[15:20] Ayumu
    Why?
[15:22] Ayumu
    I know this can't be right.
[15:25] Ayumu
    I don't want to accept that
    there's nothing I can do...
SIGN    Pedestrians and Bicycles Only
[15:32] Ayumu
    I won't accept it!
[15:41] Zoroku
    I'm back.
[15:42] Sanae
    Welcome home.
[15:44] Sana
    Welcome back!
[15:51] Zoroku
    What's she doing?
[15:52] Sanae
    I have no idea, but she's
    been at it all day.
[16:02] Sana
    Just watch me, you guys...
SIGN    Shikishima
[16:12] Naito
    Shikishima Hatori, age 9, third grade.
[16:16] Naito
    An only child, living with her parents.
[16:19] Naito
    Harajuku security cameras made
    it easy to identify her, but...
[16:24] Mom
    Yes?
[16:25] Yamada
    This is Yamada. We spoke
    on the phone earlier.
[16:27] Mom
    I'm sorry?
[16:31] Yamada
    Would you be Shikishima
    Hatori-chan's mother?
[16:34] Yamada
    I'd like to speak with you
    concerning Hatori-chan.
[16:39] Yamada
    Is Hatori-chan at home right now?
[16:45] Yamada
    U-Um...
[16:47] Mom
    What is this?
[16:48] Mom
    Do you want something
    from my daughter?
[16:50] Yamada
    Uh, no, just to talk about...
[16:57] Naito
    Well, that's over.
[17:02] Naito
    Time to head back, Yamada.
[17:05] Yamada
    Yeah.
[17:06] Naito
    Wait.
[17:08] Naito
    What's "over"?
[17:09] Yamada
    Huh?
[17:11] Yamada
    Well, it was... you know, that thing.
[17:14] Naito
    Oh, well.
[17:15] Naito
    Let's go eat! I'm starving!
[17:18] Yamada
    Huh? I don't want beef bowls again.
[17:21] Yamada
    You should be more considerate
    toward women.
[17:24] Yamada
    Toward women!
[17:25] Naito
    What do you mean?
[17:30] Yamada
    Why did you suddenly stop?
    That scared me!
[17:36] Naito
    Yamada, we've been had.
[17:38] Naito
    This is the fifth time.
[17:46] Naito
    Damn...
[17:48] Naito
    That girl's really something.
[17:54] Naito
    The only people who can go near
    her house are those she allows.
[17:58] Yamada
    The power to control others.
[18:01] Yamada
    Then it's true.
[18:03] Naito
    If she'd only let us talk to her,
SIGN    Miho Ayumu
[18:06] Naito
    we might be able to help her
[18:08] Naito
    with her problem,
    at least a little bit...
[18:13] Ayumu
    That girl the other day
[18:16] Ayumu
    used magic just like Ha-chan's.
[18:29] Ayumu
    If I can see that girl again, maybe I
    can figure something out.
[18:35] Ayumu
    Ha-chan's magic hadn't ever been
    broken, but that day, it was.
[18:40] Ayumu
    What is this magic?
[18:42] Ayumu
    Can she never get rid of it?
[18:44] Ayumu
    If I can find that girl, I'm sure...
[18:48] Hatori
    Sorry, Ayu-chan.
[18:50] Hatori
    Please don't ever come back.
[18:52] Ayumu
    Ha-chan!
[18:53] Hatori
    I might end up hurting you.
[18:58] Ayumu
    B-But I don't care!
[19:00] Ayumu
    Because... Because you're—
[19:02] Hatori
    Did you know, Ayu-chan?
[19:05] Hatori
    If a bear comes down from the
    mountains and attacks someone,
[19:09] Hatori
    it can never be returned
    to the mountains.
[19:13] Hatori
    It's killed.
[19:15] Hatori
    When I was little, I used to wonder why
    people would do something so cruel.
[19:20] Hatori
    But now I understand.
[19:23] Hatori
    Because it's the same with me.
[19:27] Hatori
    I can't be among people anymore.
[19:31] Hatori
    So I'm sorry, but please
    don't come again.
[19:38] Ayumu
    I won't accept that, Ha-chan!
[19:44] Guy
    Hmm? A foreign girl?
[19:47] Girl
    Saying she's blonde doesn't help much...
[19:50] Guy
    Why? Are you searching for someone?
[19:52] Guy
    There are lots of people
    like that around here...
[19:55] Ayumu
    I see.
[19:56] Guy
    Sorry.
[19:59] Ayumu
    Maybe this won't work, after all.
[20:02] Ayumu
    Too many people are here, and I
    don't even know her name.
[20:06] Girl
    Wow, that looks good!
[20:08] Girl
    Okay, I'll have the usual.
[20:10] Girl
    Really?
[20:12] Ayumu
    The shop we went to.
[20:20] Ayumu
    What we did there last time was wrong.
[21:05] Ayumu
    Ow...
[21:08] Ayumu
    Wait.
[21:09] Ayumu
    I-It doesn't hurt...
[21:14] Ayumu
    Where am I?
[21:22] Ayumu
    Huh? Wh-What is this?
[21:23] Ayumu
    Where did that hole go?
[21:27] Sana
    I finally found you!
[21:30] Ayumu
    Huh?
[21:53] Sana
    You evil, frazzling meanie,
[21:55] Sana
    I'm gonna teach you a lesson!
SIGN    Next Episode The Little Queen
[23:36] Voice
    The Little Queen.

11 - The Little Queen

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[00:04] Sana
    You evil, frazzling meanie,
[00:05] Sana
    I'm gonna teach you a lesson!
[00:12] Ayumu
    Frazzling?
[00:14] Sana
    Sh-Shut up!
[00:15] Sana
    You frazzling meanie,
    who are you, anyway?
[00:19] Ayumu
    I'm Miho Ayumu.
[00:20] Ayumu
    Who are you?
[00:24] Sana
    Kashimura Sana! Amazing, right?
[00:26] Ayumu
    Where are we? How did you do this?
[00:30] Sana
    Looks like you finally understand
    your situation.
[00:34] Sana
    This is Wonderland!
[00:36] Sana
    I made this place so I could catch you.
[00:39] Sana
    Everything in this room happens
    the way I want it to.
[00:43] Sana
    In here, no one can beat me!
[00:46] Ayumu
    Is this some kind of magic?
[00:49] Sana
    Magic?
[00:50] Sana
    It's nothing like that.
[00:51] Sana
    I'm not letting you leave this place...
     until you apologize... got it?
[00:57] Sana
    C-Crying won't work.
[00:58] Sana
    I don't care if you get hungry, either!
[01:02] Sana
    And you can't use the bathroom!
[01:06] Sana
    Stay here and think about
    what you've done!
[01:12] Sana
    H-Huh?
[01:14] Ayumu
    Wait a second!
SIGN    The Little Queen
[02:51] Sana
    Let go!
[02:52] Sana
    Don't follow me, darn it...
[02:54] Ayumu
    J-Just wait.
[02:55] Ayumu
    I'll apologize, so please listen to me.
[02:58] Sana
    Huh? I don't care about that.
[03:01] Sana
    Now, let go!
[03:02] Ayumu
    I'll apologize! I'm sorry!
[03:04] Ayumu
    I've been searching for you for so long!
[03:07] Sana
    Huh?
[03:07] Ayumu
    If you know something about that
    weird power, please tell me!
[03:12] Ayumu
    My...
[03:13] Ayumu
    My most precious friend is forcing
    herself to endure horrible pain!
[03:30] Ayumu
    Wait... Huh?
[04:02] Sana
    Ugh, darn it!
[04:05] Sana
    I feel all frazzled!
[04:07] Sana
    Darn it all!
[04:09] Sana
    I hate feeling frazzled!
[04:13] Sana
    Even Yonaga and Asahi were worried
    about that friend of yours!
[04:17] Sana
    That's just not right.
[04:18] Sana
    Why do I have to have
    this weird feeling?
[04:20] Sana
    It's weird!
[04:22] Ayumu
    U-Uh, listen...
[04:24] Sana
    Shut up!
[04:25] Sana
    Ugh, now I'm confused again!
[04:28] Sana
    Listen, you... I'm angry.
[04:31] Sana
    I'm angry, you hear?
[04:33] Ayumu
    I know. I'll apologize.
[04:34] Ayumu
    I'm sorry.
[04:37] Sana
    Ugh... Listen to me!
[04:41] Sana
    Stop saying you apologize!
[04:44] Ayumu
    B-But you told me to.
[04:47] Ayumu
    What will make you forgi—
[04:48] Sana
    Sh-Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[04:52] Sana
    Shut up! Shut up!
[04:56] Sana
    Uh-oh. He's calling.
[04:59] Sana
    Hide for now.
[05:03] Ayumu
    W-Wait.
[05:03] Sana
    Be quiet.
[05:04] Sana
    Got it?
[05:10] Zoroku
    Hey,
[05:11] Zoroku
    what is all this?
[05:13] Zoroku
    Where did you put my bathroom?
[05:15] Sana
    U-Uh...
[05:16] Ayumu
    Huh? This is a bathroom?
[05:25] Zoroku
    You just looked me in the
    eye and tried to run, didn't you?
[05:26] Zoroku
    I-I was just...
[05:27] Zoroku
    What's going on here? Explain this!
[05:34] Ayumu
    Huh?!
[05:36] Girl
    I'll take your order when you're ready.
[05:38] Ayumu
    Huh?
[05:38] Girl
    Thank you!
[05:44] Sana
    Hey!
[05:46] Ayumu
    What?
[05:46] Sana
    Hey, you! Over here!
[05:49] Sana
    It's me.
[05:51] Ayumu
    Huh? Kashimura-san?
[05:53] Sana
    Kashimura-san...
[05:54] Sana
    Kashimura-san, huh? I kinda like that!
[06:02] Sana
    The other day, that girl with you...
[06:04] Sana
    The one with the red thing in her hair.
[06:06] Ayumu
    You mean Ha-chan?
[06:08] Sana
    Do you like her?
[06:10] Sana
    Why? She's an evil person.
[06:13] Ayumu
    Well... I don't know.
[06:16] Ayumu
    She's my friend.
[06:18] Sana
    Your friend?
[06:19] Ayumu
    Yeah.
[06:20] Sana
    Are you guys close?
[06:21] Ayumu
    Yeah.
[06:22] Ayumu
    We've been in the same
    class since first grade.
[06:25] Sana
    First grade?
[06:27] Sana
    Oh, you mean school?
[06:29] Sana
    You go to school?
[06:30] Ayumu
    Yeah.
[06:32] Ayumu
    Wait, you don't go to school?
[06:35] Sana
    No, I don't.
[06:36] Sana
    Is school fun?
[06:38] Ayumu
    Yeah, I don't like studying too much,
[06:41] Ayumu
    but I get to see my
    friends, so it's fun.
[06:45] Ayumu
    But...
[06:46] Ayumu
    Even though Ha-chan loved
    school, she stopped coming.
[06:52] Ayumu
    I hate the idea of never being
    able to play with her again.
[06:58] Ayumu
    But I don't understand
    anything about magic.
[07:03] Ayumu
    I don't know what to do.
[07:06] Sana
    Do you feel frazzled, too?
[07:09] Ayumu
    You said that earlier.
[07:11] Ayumu
    What do you mean by "frazzled"?
[07:13] Sana
    Frazzled means frazzled.
[07:17] Ayumu
    Want some?
[07:19] Sana
    So good...
[07:21] Sana
    Maybe even as good as pancakes...
[07:26] Zoroku
    I swear...
[07:27] Zoroku
    The moment I finish lecturing
    her, she's talking in her sleep.
[07:30] Sanae
    Grandpa!
[07:32] Sanae
    The bathroom's so big...
[07:34] Sanae
    And so cute.
[07:36] Sanae
    Oh, maybe I'll make this my room!
[07:39] Sana
    You seem like a good person,
    but that Ha-chan is evil.
[07:47] Mom
    Aw, you're so clingy today...
[07:49] Mom
    Just like a baby.
[07:51] Hatori
    Mom, I'll be with you forever, okay?
[07:55] Mom
    Where's this coming from?
[07:57] Mom
    Of course you will.
[08:09] Hatori
    Mom...
[08:20] Hatori
    What is this?
[08:52] Hatori
    Where am I?
[09:34] Sanae
    Those look good!
[09:35] Zoroku
    Go get Sana.
[09:37] Sanae
    Sure!
[09:40] Sanae
    Sana-chan?
[09:42] Sanae
    Sana-chan!
[09:59] Sanae
    Wow!
[10:01] Sanae
    Look at what's in here—
[10:03] Sanae
    Ow!
[10:04] Sanae
    Sana-chan's gotten pretty clever, huh?
[10:14] Sanae
    How cute—
[10:15] Sanae
    Ow.
SIGN    Went to catch the evil girl
[10:26] Both
    "Evil girl"?
[10:31] Hatori
    That's weird.
[10:32] Hatori
    It's like a little kid made
    only this part.
[10:37] Sana
    So you're Ha-chan...
[10:39] Sana
    I'm going to catch you!
[10:42] Hatori
    Um, who are you?
[10:45] Sana
    Well?
[10:46] Sana
    Can't tell who I am, can you?
[10:48] Sana
    I'm a really scary grown-up.
[10:50] Sana
    I made this whole room!
[10:53] Sana
    Right now, you're basically
    in my stomach!
[10:57] Sana
    How about that? Scared, aren't you?
[10:59] Sana
    You evil girl!
[11:02] Hatori
    You don't have to tell
    me I'm evil. I know I am.
[11:08] Hatori
    I don't know who you are,
[11:11] Hatori
    but you don't scare me at all!
[11:15] Sana
    Huh?
[11:25] Sana
    That's a lie.
[11:27] Sana
    Because I'm incredible.
[11:28] Sana
    I can do anything.
[11:31] Sana
    I could crush you like a bug,
[11:33] Sana
    or lock you up in a really scary place!
[11:36] Sana
    And I mean scary!
[11:37] Sana
    No bathroom or snacks!
[11:39] Hatori
    You're the girl I met in Harajuku
    a while ago, aren't you?
[11:42] Sana
    N-No!
[11:44] Hatori
    Liar.
[11:44] Sana
    I-I'm not lying...
[11:46] Sana
    I-I'm a really scary grown-up
    that you don't even know.
[11:50] Hatori
    Grown-ups don't speak like that.
[11:53] Hatori
    Also, I can tell right away if you
    lie, no matter what you try.
[12:04] Hatori
    You know nothing.
[12:06] Sana
    Did you say something?
[12:07] Hatori
    Forget it. I'm leaving.
[12:09] Sana
    W-Wait!
[12:10] Sana
    Ow! Darn, it's too cramped in here!
[12:13] Sana
    Y-You won't get away!
[12:15] Sana
    You're trying to run
    because you're evil.
[12:17] Sana
    That's bad, you know!
[12:19] Hatori
    That's true.
[12:21] Hatori
    I knew what I was doing when I turned evil.
[12:24] Sana
    Huh?
[12:25] Sana
    B-But you're not supposed
    to do bad things.
[12:29] Sana
    You'll get yelled at...
[12:30] Hatori
    I know that. That's obvious.
[12:34] Hatori
    You see, I'm a witch.
[12:37] Hatori
    An evil witch, at that.
[12:39] Hatori
    I'm no longer a normal human.
[12:42] Hatori
    No one in this world is on my side.
[12:44] Sana
    Th-That's...
[12:46] Hatori
    Only one person is left who
    really cares about me.
[12:52] Hatori
    I've ruined everything.
[12:55] Sana
    U-Uh...
[12:57] Hatori
    No need to tell me...
[13:00] Hatori
    I'm evil.
[13:04] Hatori
    There's no way you could
    understand how I feel.
[13:09] Sana
    She really is evil.
[13:12] Ayumu
    But Ha-chan is still a really good girl.
[13:17] Sana
    Th-That's a lie.
[13:20] Sana
    She's an evil person!
[13:22] Sana
    She turned everyone all weird,
    including Zoroku...
[13:25] Ayumu
    Ha-chan is always very kind,
[13:28] Ayumu
    and she's way smarter than I am.
[13:31] Ayumu
    And she's cute.
[13:32] Ayumu
    She's nothing like me at all.
[13:37] Ayumu
    I wish I could've become a witch, too.
[13:46] Hatori
    Move.
[13:48] Sana
    No.
[13:50] Hatori
    I have nothing to say to you.
[13:52] Sana
    No... I feel all frazzled.
[13:55] Sana
    Ugh, I don't get it!
[13:56] Hatori
    Don't get what? Frazzled?
[13:58] Hatoti
    Didn't you want to make me pay?
[14:01] Hatori
    So hurry up and do it.
[14:02] Sana
    Shut up! I don't get it!
[14:05] Sana
    Y-You're both weird.
[14:06] Sana
    I know you're evil!
[14:08] Sana
    But when I asked, she said you aren't!
[14:11] Hatori
    Huh?
[14:11] Sana
    And she's a good person...
[14:14] Sana
    She asked me to help you.
[14:17] Sana
    It doesn't make sense!
[14:18] Hatori
    Wait.
[14:19] Hatori
    Do you mean...
[14:21] Sana
    I hate being frazzled all the time!
[14:24] Hatori
    Who is "she"?
[14:29] Hatori
    Oh, right... How did you
    know where I live?
[14:32] Hatori
    Who told you?
[14:34] Hatori
    No way.
[14:36] Hatori
    Ayu-chan told you about me?
[14:39] Sana
    I... I don't know.
[14:40] Hatori
    Don't lie!
[14:42] Sana
    B-But it's a secret.
[14:45] Hatori
    This is an order!
[14:46] Hatori
    Did Ayu-chan tell you that?
[14:48] Hatori
    Answer me!
[14:59] Hatori
    Why?
[15:00] Sana
    What's going on?
[15:28] LabA
    Abnormal situation in Wonderland.
[15:30] LabB
    Energy emission increased.
[15:32] LabC
    Spatial wave factor rising.
[15:34] LabA
    Report of an abnormality
    detected in Hidakamioka.
[15:36] LabC
    Quantum entanglement observed.
[15:38] LabC
    Jodorowsky space is about to collapse.
[15:41] LabD
    What's going on?
[15:42] LabA
    Alert level upgrading to yellow!
[15:46] Yamada
    What in the world is going on
[15:49] Yamada
    in Wonderland?
[16:00] Girl
    What is this?
[16:08] LabA
    A giant Ferris wheel has
    appeared in Kyoto?
[16:11] LabB
    Dreams of Alice are appearing everywhere.
[16:13] LabC
    Is it possible to get an actual count?
[16:15] LabB
    In such a broad area, it'll take time.
[16:15] Yamada
    Senpai, Wonderland is expanding!
[16:18] Yamada
    The details are still unclear,
SIGN    Breaking News: Ferris Wheels Appearing Throughout Kyoto
[16:20] Yamada
    but we've never seen effects like this.
[16:26] Ayumu
    Kashimura-san said she was
    going to Ha-chan's house.
[16:29] Ayumu
    I hope it'll be okay.
[16:34] Ayumu
    Hello? Mom?
[16:36] Ayumu
    What's up? I'm almost home.
[16:40] Ayumu
    Ha-chan...
[16:42] Ayumu
    She's gone?
[16:50] Sanae
    Sana-chan still isn't back, huh?
[17:10] Sanae
    Grandpa?
[17:12] Zoroku
    I'm going out to look around.
[17:18] Ayumu
    Welcome home, Dad.
[17:20] Dad
    Thanks. Is your mom home?
[17:22] Ayumu
    Not yet.
[17:24] Ayumu
    Mom's helping Ha-chan's
    mom search for her.
[17:27] Dad
    I see.
[17:32] Dad
    I got a call earlier, too.
[17:35] Dad
    I'll go out and join your mom.
[17:40] Ayumu
    Where's Daiki?
[17:41] Ayumu
    He had dinner and went to bed.
[17:49] Dad
    You eat your dinner, too.
[17:52] Dad
    And go to bed.
[17:56] Ayumu
    Hey...
[17:57] Dad
    No.
[17:59] Dad
    I know you're worried,
[18:02] Dad
    but it's dangerous for a kid to walk
    around outside at this hour.
[18:06] Dad
    It'll be fine. Ha-chan has a good
    head on her shoulders.
[18:10] Dad
    She'll turn up soon.
[18:24] [Messenger] Text
    Ha-chan
SIGN    No Answer
SIGN     Ha-chan? Where are you?
SIGN     What's wrong? Are you okay?
SIGN    Unread
SIGN    Went to catch the evil girl. I'll eat my snack later.
[18:34] Sanae
    Who could this evil girl be?
[18:36] Sanae
    The research facility isn't
    around anymore...
[18:42] Sanae
    Grandpa?
[18:44] Sanae
    Did you find Sana-chan?
[18:46] Zoroku
    Oh, who knows where
    she wandered off to?
[18:51] Zoroku
    Sheesh.
[18:52] Sanae
    Do you think she's okay?
[18:54] Zoroku
    Well, I'm sure she'll come home
    when she gets hungry.
[19:00] Zoroku
    Hello?
[19:02] Zoroku
    Oh, Ichijo-san?
[19:04] Zoroku
    Perfect timing.
[19:07] Zoroku
    Sana?
[19:08] Zoroku
    No, she isn't here right now.
[19:10] Ichijo
    Then I was right.
[19:12] Zoroku
    What does that mean?
[19:14] Ichijo
    A few hours ago,
[19:16] Ichijo
    something strange happened
    in Wonderland.
[19:19] Ichijo
    It's difficult to access at the moment.
[19:21] Ichijo
    I don't know the details.
[19:23] Ichijo
    But I believe Sana-chan
    must be trapped there.
[19:27] Ichijo
    And it appears someone
    else is in there with her.
[19:32] Ichijo
    I'm on my way there, so if you would—
[19:35] Zoroku
    Okay. I'm going, too.
[19:37] Ichijo
    No, wait...
[19:39] Ichijo
    Right now, Wonderland is expanding.
[19:41] Ichijo
    It's very dangerous!
[19:43] Zoroku
    All the more reason why I should go!
[19:44] Zoroku
    Those kids are stuck in there.
[19:47] Zoroku
    Isn't getting them an adult's job?
[20:16] Sana
    S-Someone!
[20:28] Sana
    Isn't anyone there?
[20:30] Sana
    Hey!
[20:34] Hatori
    I knew it was you.
[20:36] Sana
    Sh-Shut up.
[20:38] Sana
    Hey, this won't open.
[20:40] Hatori
    You want me to open it?
[20:42] Sana
    N-No...
[20:43] Sana
    I should only have to think
    about it opening for it to open!
[20:46] Sana
    I-It's true. It usually works.
[20:59] Hatori
    If she asked me to help and I did,
[21:04] Hatori
    I wonder what she'd do.
[21:10] Hatori
    That was easier than I expected.
[21:13] Hatori
    I know I'm not nearly as
    strong as Ayu-chan.
[21:17] Hatori
    Is this girl...
[21:26] Hatori
    Hey.
[21:28] Hatori
    Where are we?
[21:30] Hatori
    Please... I need to get home.
[21:34] Hatori
    I get that you're amazing, all right?
[21:37] Hatori
    And I will apologize.
[21:39] Hatori
    So please send me home.
[21:42] Sana
    Oh, well...
[21:45] Sana
    Yeah.
[21:50] Sana
    Listen...
[21:52] Sana
    I'm not sure.
[21:54] Sana
    But we might...
[21:57] Sana
    not be able... to go home.
SIGN    Next Episode The Queen and the Witch
[23:36] Voice
    The Queen and the Witch.

12 - The Queen and the Witch

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[00:01] Zoroku
    Sorry to call you in so late at night.
[00:04] Chinatsu
    Oh, we don't mind at all.
[00:06] Ichiro
    Did something happen?
[00:09] Zoroku
    Actually, there's something
    I want to tell you.
[00:22] Ichijo
    That's a lot of stuff.
[00:24] Sanae
    I'm sure Sana-chan will be hungry,
[00:28] Sanae
    so I brought lots of her favorite foods.
[00:31] Ichijo
    I see.
[00:33] Zoroku
    I've already informed our clients,
[00:36] Zoroku
    but I'll need you two to watch
    the shop while I'm away.
[00:39] Zoroku
    Can you do that?
[00:40] Chinatsu
    Of course!
[00:42] Ichiro
    No problem.
[00:43] Zoroku
    Thanks.
[00:45] Sanae
    Oh, he's back.
[00:53] Both
    All right!
SIGN    The Queen and the Witch
[02:30] [Messenger] Text
    No Service
[02:30] Hatori
    No good. There's no service.
[02:32] Sana
    "No service"? The thing that
    happens underground?
[02:35] Hatori
    Yeah.
[02:36] Hatori
    I've never actually seen it before.
[02:39] Sana
    I think we're in the deepest
    part of Wonderland.
[02:44] Hatori
    We fell from up there, right?
[02:48] Sana
    I think so...
[02:49] Hatori
    Then, if we go up, we can get
    back to that last door, right?
[02:55] Sana
    I don't know.
[02:57] Hatori
    What do you mean?
[02:58] Hatori
    You know, don't you?
[03:00] Hatori
    Don't be mean! Just tell me!
[03:02] Sana
    I really don't know.
[03:04] Sana
    I can't use the power
    that I normally use,
[03:08] Sana
    and I've never been to this part
    of Wonderland, either...
[03:20] Sana
    Where are you going?
[03:21] Hatori
    Where else? To look for the exit.
[03:24] Sana
    I don't think that'll work!
[03:27] Sana
    Hey!
[03:28] Sana
    You're kidding, right?
[03:29] Sana
    You'll get tired!
[03:40] Sana
    Wait for me!
[03:49] Sana
    Hey!
[03:52] Sana
    Wait...
[04:00] Zoroku
    I told them everything.
[04:03] Zoroku
    Including where Sana came from
[04:05] Zoroku
    and what kind of power she has.
[04:08] Zoroku
    Sorry.
[04:09] Zoroku
    I know Naito told us to keep
    it as quiet as possible.
[04:13] Ichijo
    In this situation, you had no choice.
[04:16] Ichijo
    They must have been surprised, right?
[04:18] Zoroku
    Nah, seems they already had a hunch...
[04:22] Ichijo
    What did they say?
[04:24] Zoroku
    Hardly anything.
[04:25] Zoroku
    "Sana-chan is Sana-chan, isn't she?"
[04:28] Zoroku
    That's it.
[04:29] Ichijo
    I'm sure that would make
    Sana-chan happy.
[04:51] Sana
    Hey! It'll never work!
[05:01] Ichijo
    Sana-chan was born in Wonderland,
[05:04] Ichijo
    but we still don't know much about it.
[05:06] Ichijo
    Please be very careful, both of you.
[05:09] Sanae
    Wow...
[05:10] Sanae
    But the name sounds like an
    amusement park, doesn't it?
[05:15] Sanae
    Are you worried?
[05:18] Zoroku
    What about you?
[05:22] Sanae
    When Sana-chan was taken before,
[05:25] Sanae
    I was really worried.
[05:28] Sanae
    But ultimately, it all
    worked out, didn't it?
[05:31] Sanae
    So I've decided that it'll
    be okay this time, too.
[05:35] Zoroku
    I see.
[05:36] Sanae
    Besides,
[05:37] Sanae
    I'm the alien of happy endings!
[05:41] Sanae
    But that time, Naito-san was
    the one driving...
[05:44] Ichijo
    Oh! Would you have preferred Naito?
[05:47] Sanae
    Nope, I prefer you.
[05:49] Ichijo
    That's a relief.
[06:30] Hatori
    Mom!
[06:44] Hatori
    No...
[06:46] Sana
    I told you... it wouldn't work.
[06:49] Sana
    Since my power is gone,
[06:52] Sana
    I think the exit disappeared...
[06:54] Hatori
    That can't be.
[06:55] Hatori
    I have to stay with my mom forever!
[06:58] Hatori
    Send me home, right now!
[07:00] Sana
    I... I want to go home, too.
[07:08] Sana
    I don't think anyone's there!
[07:12] Sana
    I'm telling the truth...
[07:16] Yamada
    We believe the girl
[07:18] Yamada
    with Sana-chan was responsible
    for the Harajuku incident.
SIGN    Imai Pharmaceutical Corporation
[07:21] Yamada
    There's no cell signal where they
    are, so we lack detailed intel.
[07:26] Yamada
    Wonderland is constantly changing.
[07:29] Yamada
    But since we confirmed they're
    both there, we've been unable
[07:33] Yamada
    to learn anything going on inside.
[07:36] Yamada
    It's possible that we could encounter
     unpredictable dangers,
[07:39] Yamada
    so please be very careful.
[07:43] Guy
    We still can't see it?
[07:44] Guy
    We can verify there's a
    signal, but that's all.
[07:47] Guy
    The energy signal coming
    from inside is stronger.
[07:49] Guy
    Does that mean it's expanding?
[07:51] Guy
    Most likely.
[07:51] Guy
    Will it affect this world?
[07:53] Guy
    Trying to calculate that now.
[07:54] Voice
    Please enter your twelve-digit passcode.
[08:06] Sanae
    So this is where Sana-chan was born?
[08:09] Zoroku
    And those two girls are
    in here, somewhere?
[08:12] Yamada
    Yes.
[08:15] Yamada
    Senpai!
[08:19] Yamada
    That form is just the best...
[08:22] Ichijo
    Yamada, what is your job?
[08:24] Yamada
    To back you up,
[08:26] Yamada
    and to collect data on Wonderland!
[08:28] Ichijo
    Good, as long as you know that.
[08:31] Sanae
    Wait, Grandpa!
[08:32] Ichijo
    Kashimura-san, please wait!
[08:40] Hatori
    Excuse me! Is anyone here?
[08:44] Hatori
    If so, please answer me!
[08:48] Hatori
    Is anyone here?
[09:09] Sanae
    What's wrong, Grandpa?
[09:12] Sanae
    That's Sana-chan...
[09:13] Sanae
    with Asahi-chan and
    Yonaga-chan, isn't it?
[09:24] Zoroku
    Is that...
[09:26] Zoroku
    the stuffed pig I bought for her?
[09:32] Sanae
    Oh! The spotted pig!
[09:34] Sanae
    I bet if we follow that pig,
    we'll find Sana-chan!
[09:38] Ichijo
    Isn't that a shot in the dark?
[09:40] Sanae
    Huh? Is it?
[09:42] Zoroku
    Seems it's our only choice.
[09:44] Sanae
    Right?
[09:45] Ichijo
    Maybe we should consider this further.
[09:48] Ichijo
    Kashimura-san? Kashimura-san!
[09:54] Zoroku
    Is this another of Sana's memories?
[09:58] Sanae
    No idea.
[10:00] Ichijo
    I'll take a look from above.
[10:02] Ichijo
    #41.
[10:04] Ichijo
    Huh?
[10:05] Ichijo
    What?!
[10:06] Sanae
    Ichijo-san?
[10:30] Sana
    Sorry.
[10:35] Sana
    I was only trying to get you
    guys back for what happened.
[10:38] Sana
    I had no idea we'd get stuck here.
[10:42] Sana
    Sorry. This is all my fault.
[10:45] Sana
    I'm really sorry.
[10:52] Hatori
    No...
[10:54] Hatori
    This might have been my doing.
[10:58] Sanae
    Hey, Grandpa...
[10:59] Sanae
    Do you think Ichijo-san is okay?
[11:02] Zoroku
    Aren't you a happy alien?
[11:05] Sanae
    Huh?
[11:06] Zoroku
    Aren't you?
[11:09] Sanae
    Yeah!
[11:09] Sanae
    Ichijo-san's really strong, isn't she?
[11:12] Zoroku
    Yeah, she sure is.
[11:27] Zoroku
    What the?
[11:28] Sanae
    It's almost like someone's mocking us.
[11:32] Zoroku
    Later, I'll have to give this
    Wonderland place a talking to.
[11:36] Sanae
    Wow!
[11:37] Sanae
    You're gonna give Wonderland a lecture!
[11:44] Hatori
    Hey, what is that?
[11:46] Sana
    I think it's practicing.
[11:50] Hatori
    Practicing what?
[11:52] Sana
    Things it's learned.
[11:54] Hatori
    Things it's learned?
[11:56] Sana
    Wonderland wants to know
[11:59] Sana
    what the world is made of.
[12:02] Sana
    Not just things like colors, shapes,
[12:04] Sana
    smells, and flavors...
[12:08] Sana
    I think it wants to know
    about all its rules.
[12:12] Sana
    Like the kinds of mechanisms
    that make it up,
[12:16] Sana
    what life is made of,
[12:19] Sana
    and how humans see the world.
[12:23] Sana
    I think it gathers all of those
    things from our world,
[12:27] Sana
    and it imitates them.
[12:29] Sana
    Maybe the Mirror Gates
[12:31] Sana
    are the peepholes that
    Wonderland uses to do that.
[12:38] Sana
    At first, I think Wonderland
    was just a bit larger than this room.
[12:45] Sana
    But eventually, I think it'll
    become a whole universe.
[12:50] Hatori
    Strange...
[12:53] Hatori
    Everything you say is so unbelievable,
[12:59] Hatori
    but for some reason,
    I don't think you're lying.
[13:03] Hatori
    You're a mysterious girl.
[13:05] Sana
    I'm not weird!
[13:07] Hatori
    I didn't say you were weird.
[13:09] Sana
    I'm not lying!
[13:11] Hatori
    I didn't say you were lying, either.
[13:12] Hatori
    You're so funny.
[13:14] Sana
    I'm not funny!
[13:16] Hatori
    Then, wouldn't this world
    have to have thought
[13:21] Hatori
    of something amazing?
[13:24] Hatori
    It's really weird and beyond
    my comprehension,
[13:28] Hatori
    but it's beautiful.
[13:32] Hatori
    If this world
[13:34] Hatori
    will eventually become a different one,
[13:37] Hatori
    then maybe I could just
    live here forever.
[13:45] Hatori
    I've succeeded in running away...
[13:49] Sana
    Are you sure about that?
[13:52] Hatori
    About what?
[13:54] Sana
    Uh...
[13:56] Sana
    But if you stay here forever,
    you'll be bored!
[13:58] Sana
    And didn't you say you wanted
    to go back to your mom?!
[14:02] Hatori
    Leave me alone.
    You wouldn't understand.
[14:15] Hatori
    I'm sorry.
[14:18] Hatori
    That was a mean thing to say.
[14:23] Hatori
    I'm not sure where to start.
[14:27] Hatori
    You see, my mom hates me.
[14:31] Sana
    By "mom," do you mean your mother?
[14:34] Hatori
    That's right.
[14:36] Sana
    I see...
[14:37] Sana
    My Sanae has a mother, too,
[14:40] Sana
    and that mother's father is Zoroku.
[14:42] Sana
    But I don't have either,
    so I don't really get it.
[14:45] Hatori
    Really?
[14:47] Sana
    Yeah.
[14:54] Hatori
    Hey... Can I tell you something?
[14:58] Sana
    Okay.
[14:59] Hatori
    My parents have been
[15:01] Hatori
    fighting for many years now.
[15:04] Sana
    Why?
[15:06] Hatori
    I failed my elementary
    school entrance exam,
[15:09] Hatori
    and I disappointed my mom.
[15:14] Hatori
    Ever since then, Mom won't
    even look me in the eye.
[15:19] Hatori
    So I think it's best if I'm not there.
[15:23] Hatori
    That way, Mom and Dad won't fight,
[15:26] Hatori
    and they can always be happy.
[15:33] Hatori
    Also, sometimes Mom looks at me
[15:36] Hatori
    as if she's looking in from a
    universe of endless darkness.
[15:42] Hatori
    When I see her like that, I think...
[15:47] Hatori
    I love my mom...
[15:51] Hatori
    But she probably wishes
    I weren't her daughter...
[16:01] Hatori
    I... don't want to go home!
[16:05] Hatori
    I should never have existed at all.
[16:16] Sana
    H-Hey...
[16:19] Sana
    This might make you mad.
[16:25] Sana
    But I think it's okay that you exist.
[16:33] Hatori
    Thanks.
[16:35] Sana
    That's wrong.
[16:38] Sana
    I don't think there's anyone
[16:42] Sana
    who should or shouldn't exist.
[16:45] Sana
    That's why it scares me to
    think about those things...
[16:51] Sana
    You know...
[16:54] Sana
    I was born here.
[16:57] Sana
    I'm not human, like everyone else.
[17:00] Sana
    I think I'm Wonderland itself.
[17:12] Teacher
    That's it for practice!
[17:13] Kids
    Thank you!
[17:15] Kid
    Wanna go somewhere?
[17:16] Kid
    Ice cream!
[17:16] Kid
    Okay.
[17:17] Kid
    Oh, I've got cram school now.
[17:18] Voice
    The number you have dialed is
    out of the service area or—
[17:24] [Messenger] Text
    Ha-chan
SIGN    No Answer
[17:26] Ayumu
    Ha-chan...
[17:27] Hatori
    Not human?
[17:29] Sana
    Yeah.
[17:32] Hatori
    H-Huh?
[17:33] Hatori
    W-Wait, what are you...
[17:38] Sana
    L-Listen...
[17:40] Sana
    The truth is that I was told not
    to tell anyone about this.
[17:44] Sana
    But when I was first born here,
    I was something else...
[17:49] Sana
    Something I can't explain.
[17:51] Sana
    I don't think I was even
    shaped like a human.
[17:54] Sana
    Then, before I knew it,
    I had eyes and a body,
[17:58] Sana
    and I looked like this.
[18:00] Sana
    But I'm pretty sure I was
    a part of Wonderland.
[18:05] Sana
    You don't believe me?
[18:07] Hatori
    No, I'm just surprised.
[18:10] Sana
    I figured it out after hearing about you.
[18:12] Sana
    I was similar, and it made me
    frazzled for a long time.
[18:16] Sana
    I'm pretty sure
[18:18] Sana
    I'm still connected to this place, somehow.
[18:21] Sana
    But the outside world and
    real humans are what
[18:25] Sana
    Wonderland wants to know about.
[18:27] Sana
    So I'm just something like
    a communication device.
[18:30] Sana
    But if that's true, many others
    could take my place.
[18:34] Sana
    Maybe my existence isn't really necessary,
[18:37] Sana
    and I don't matter at all...
[18:42] Sana
    Maybe it's wrong for me
    to care about anyone,
[18:45] Sana
    and I'm actually someone
    who isn't needed.
[18:57] Sana
    U-Uh, I mean...
[18:59] Sana
    I don't have a mom,
    so maybe you don't like
[19:02] Sana
    my comparing myself to you!
[19:06] Sana
    Um, want me to wipe your tears?
[19:08] Hatori
    No.
[19:11] Sana
    You know, since I left Wonderland,
[19:15] Sana
    I found lots of new things I like.
[19:20] Sana
    I've met so many people,
[19:22] Sana
    and found things that are
    delicious, fun, and exciting,
[19:26] Sana
    and things that won't leave my
    mind, even if they're annoying.
[19:30] Sana
    Maybe all the things that
    make me feel frazzled
[19:34] Sana
    are actually all wrong
[19:36] Sana
    and aren't needed at all.
[19:40] Sana
    I can't prove it,
[19:41] Sana
    but I do need them!
[19:44] Sana
    That's why I decided to insist
    that they are necessary!
[19:48] Sana
    So hearing you say it'd be better
    if you weren't around is just...
[19:53] Sana
    I mean, it's kind of...
[19:59] Hatori
    You really are a mysterious girl.
[20:03] Sana
    Really? I'm mysterious?
[20:06] Hatori
    Huh? What are you doing?
[20:07] Sana
    My Sanae does this to me a lot.
[20:11] Hatori
    "Your" Sanae?
[20:12] Sana
    Yeah.
[20:13] Sana
    All the people I know are big.
[20:18] Sana
    So even when I talk about stuff
    like this, they don't listen.
[20:21] Sana
    I always feel so frazzled,
[20:24] Sana
    but they just say I'm doing great,
    or I'll understand when I'm older.
[20:29] Hatori
    How old are you?
[20:31] Sana
    Uh, I don't know.
[20:33] Sana
    Between eight and ten.
[20:34] Hatori
    We might be around the same age, then.
[20:37] Sana
    Really? I think I'm older than you!
[20:40] Hatori
    No, I'm older than you.
[20:42] Sana
    No, I am!
[20:47] Hatori
    Can I stay like this for a little bit?
[20:52] Hatori
    When I was little, my mom
    held me like this a lot.
[20:58] Hatori
    I introduced myself,
[21:00] Hatori
    but everyone laughed
    and said I was weird.
[21:02] Hatori
    When the teacher said
[21:05] Hatori
    I didn't have to introduce myself
    when I enter the classroom,
[21:08] Hatori
    they all laughed at me again!
[21:10] Hatori
    And then... And then...
[21:12] Mom
    You don't need to worry about that.
[21:14] Mom
    You introduced yourself,
    just like I told you to.
[21:20] Mom
    Little crybaby Ha-chan,
    I'll have to squeeze you.
[21:24] Hatori
    Do you remember, Mom?
[21:27] Hatori
    I was sad then,
[21:30] Hatori
    but so happy.
[21:32] Hatori
    I felt truly blessed.
[21:37] Hatori
    It's just like back then.
[21:42] Hatori
    I can hear her heartbeat.
[21:46] Hatori
    Listen...
[21:47] Hatori
    I'd like to see my mom once more.
[21:50] Hatori
    Will you help me?
[21:52] Sana
    Yeah.
[21:56] Hatori
    Thanks.
SIGN    Next Episode I'm Home
[23:36] Voice
    I'm Home.

13 - I'm Home

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[00:16] Minister
    What do you want?
[00:18] Naito
    I was in the area, so I thought
    I should say hello.
[00:21] Naito
    Of course, I don't expect you to believe it.
[00:26] Minister
    What is that?
[00:27] Naito
    Info on the Dreams of Alice.
[00:31] Minister
    Fine, I'll take it. But it's too soon.
[00:34] Naito
    We can't cover it up any longer.
[00:36] Minister
    You came up with this yourself?
[00:39] Naito
    Let's just say I acted on my own authority.
[00:42] Minister
    How very valiant, for a lizard's tail.
[00:48] Minister
    If it becomes necessary, you'll be cut off.
[00:52] Naito
    Well, even tails have their
    own sense of pride.
SIGN    I'm Home
SIGN    Searching for This Girl!
    
    Name: Shikishima Hatori
    Age: 9
    Most Likely Wearing: Light blue blouse,
    green suspender skirt, white tights
[02:39] Ayumu
    It's been ten days since Ha-chan disappeared.
[02:43] Ayumu
    It'll be April soon.
[02:45] Kid
    Shoot!
[02:45] Kid
    Get back!
[02:48] Kid
    Nice, Ayumu.
[02:49] Kid
    Nice, Ayumu!
SIGN    Searching for Shikishima Hatori-chan
SIGN    
    
    Third Grade, Age 9 Pigtails with Red Hair Ties
    
    Light Blue Blouse
    
    Green Suspender Skirt White Tights
    
    Shoes Unknown
SIGN     Please Contact Us If You See Her
[02:52] Ayumu
    The police and all the adults
    have been looking for her.
[02:58] Ayumu
    But...
[03:00] Ayumu
    I don't think she's coming back.
[03:04] Ayumu
    Hey, if you took a trip, where would you go?
[03:08] Hatori
    I'm not sure. Where would you go?
[03:11] Ayumu
    Off the top of my head, I don't know.
[03:14] Hatori
    You can pick anywhere.
[03:18] Ayumu
    Oh.
[03:18] Hatori
    Wait, I know.
[03:20] Hatori
    I'll try to guess.
[03:22] Hatori
    Liverpool, right?
[03:23] Hatori
    I knew it.
[03:25] Ayumu
    How did you know?
[03:26] Hatori
    You told me before, remember?
[03:28] Hatori
    Because you like soccer.
[03:31] Ayumu
    Did I say that?
[03:33] Hatori
    You did.
[03:35] Ayumu
    There isn't anywhere you'd want to go?
[03:40] Ayumu
    Er, what?
[03:41] Hatori
    It's embarrassing...
[03:42] Ayumu
    Come on, no fair!
[03:45] Hatori
    Well, um... When spring comes,
[03:49] Hatori
    I want to follow the blooming flowers,
[03:51] Hatori
    from south to all the way up north.
[03:58] Ayumu
    Yeah.
[04:00] Ayumu
    That sounds really cool!
[04:02] Ayumu
    Really co—
[04:03] Hatori
    Jeez!
[04:04] Ayumu
    Ow, what's the worry? Let's go!
[04:07] Ayumu
    Let's go and do it together!
[04:11] Hatori
    Yeah.
[04:12] Hatori
    We'll go together.
SIGN    No Answer
[04:24] Ayumu
    Ha-chan!
[04:31] Ayumu
    Answer!
[04:32] Ayumu
    Please!
[04:37] Ayumu
    Ha-chan...
[04:46] Ayumu
    You went by yourself?
SIGN    Missed Call
[05:01] Hatori
    If we ever get out of here,
[05:03] Hatori
    will you forgive me?
[05:06] Sana
    Forgive you? For what?
[05:08] Sana
    I'm not mad about anything anymore.
[05:11] Hatori
    Then, will you be my friend?
[05:14] Hatori
    I'll introduce you to my best friend, too.
[05:17] Sana
    Your best friend?
[05:19] Sana
    You mean Ayumu? I already know her.
[05:22] Sana
    She said you're her most
    precious friend, too.
[05:27] Hatori
    That's right... She's my very best friend.
[05:35] Sana
    So, how do we look for the exit?
[05:38] Hatori
    Well,
[05:39] Hatori
    if we can find some clue to start...
[05:42] Hatori
    Huh?
[05:42] Sana
    What's wrong?
[05:44] Hatori
    I think I dropped my phone!
[05:46] Sana
    Huh?
[05:47] Hatori
    I'll go back and...
[05:49] Hatori
    My phone!
[05:50] Sana
    When did he—
[05:52] Hatori
    Give that back!
[05:56] Sana
    You can't get away now!
[06:03] [Messenger] Text
    Ayu-chan
[06:04] Hatori
    Ayu-chan?
[06:06] Hatori
    A minute ago, it was out of range!
[06:08] Sana
    Is it broken?
[06:10] Hatori
    A call.
[06:11] Hatori
    I got a call from Ayu-chan.
[06:14] Hatori
    It should connect...
[06:20] Hatori
    The rabbit is connected to the outside.
[06:23] Sana
    What? This thing?
[06:25] Sana
    Hey, you!
[06:27] Hatori
    Wait!
SIGN    Kashimura Zoroku Sanae Sana
[06:36] Hatori
    Please come out.
[06:38] Sana
    It's okay...
[06:40] Sana
    This is a mailbox.
[06:43] Sana
    They open from the ba—
[07:00] Sana
    Hatori, wait.
[07:01] Hatori
    What?
[07:03] Sana
    Don't your feet hurt?
[07:04] Sana
    You should... put shoes on.
[07:07] Sana
    Lots of them... are growing right there...
[07:11] Hatori
    Oh...
[07:13] Hatori
    I wonder where the rabbit went.
[07:16] Sana
    It's probably close.
[07:19] Hatori
    How do you know?
[07:20] Sana
    He's just... like me.
[07:23] Sana
    He was made in Wonderland.
[07:25] Sana
    He likes fun and weird things.
[07:28] Sana
    So I'm sure he's teasing us, just having fun.
[07:34] Hatori
    There he is!
[07:35] Sana
    You little...
[07:50] Zoroku
    Why are there so many pancakes?
[07:53] Sanae
    Well, Sana-chan loves pancakes.
[08:00] Sanae
    I hope Sana-chan's okay.
[08:03] Sanae
    I'll bet she's getting hungry...
[08:10] Sana
    H-Hatori, wait...
[08:13] Hatori
    Are you all right?
[08:26] Sana
    I can't go any farther!
[08:29] Hatori
    Me, neither!
[08:44] sana
    You fell for it!
SIGN    Ha-chan
    
    You have a new message.
    
    Close | Read
[09:04] Ayumu
    Ha... Ha-chan!
[09:06] Sana
    Well? Did it send?
[09:08] Hatori
    Hang on. I'm not sure yet.
[09:11] Sana
    Give it here! I'll send a bunch of them!
[09:14] Hatori
    You can't... The battery
    won't last that long.
[09:18] [Messenger] Text
    Ayu-chan
[09:22] Hatori
    Hello, Ayu-chan? Can you hear me?
[09:25] Hatori
    Listen, I'm sorry, but I need your help.
[09:28] Sana
    Give me that! I wanna talk to her!
[09:30] Hatori
    Just wait...
[09:31] Ayumu
    Ha-chan?
[09:32] Ayumu
    Is it really you, Ha-chan?
[09:33] Hatori
    Yeah, it's me.
[09:35] Ayumu
    Thank goodness...
[09:37] Ayumu
    I thought I'd never see you again.
[09:40] Hatori
    Huh?
[09:41] Ayumu
    I mean, everyone's been
    looking, for over ten days!
[09:45] Sana
    Over ten days? What does she mean?
[09:48] Hatori
    What do you mean? What day is it?
[09:51] Ayumu
    What day?
[09:52] Ayumu
    It's already March 29, Ha-chan!
[09:57] Hatori
    Don't cry... I'm sorry.
[10:00] Hatori
    I didn't know.
[10:03] Ayumu
    I thought I'd made you angry...
[10:07] Ayumu
    I thought you didn't like me anymore.
[10:12] Hatori
    So I'm sorry, but please
    don't come again.
[10:21] Hatori
    No, not at all... It's me.
[10:25] Hatori
    As your friend, I failed you.
[10:29] Hatori
    You've...
[10:30] Hatori
    always been my best, most precious friend,
[10:33] Hatori
    who I love most of all.
[10:36] Ayumu
    Yeah... Same here, Ha-chan.
[10:41] Sana
    Wh-What's that?!
SIGN    Your battery power is low.
    10% remaining.
SIGN    
    
    Close | Power Saving
[10:43] Hatori
    The battery...
[10:45] Hatori
    Hey, Ayu-chan, I have to be fast.
[10:47] Hatori
    I need you to look for a rabbit hole.
[10:48] Sana
    Let me!
[10:49] Ayumu
    A rabbit hole?
[10:51] Sana
    Hey, Ayumu!
[10:52] Ayumu
    Kashimura-san?
[10:54] Sana
    Listen, do you remember the rabbit
    you saw when we talked before?
[10:58] Ayumu
    Rabbit?
[11:00] Sana
    Right now, Hatori and I can't use our powers.
[11:03] Sana
    And we can't get out of here.
[11:06] Sana
    But that exit might still
    connect to the outside.
[11:10] Sana
    Wonderland is too big.
[11:12] Sana
    We can't find the exit from the inside.
[11:14] Sana
    But the outside world is smaller,
    and there are lots of signs.
[11:19] Sana
    We want to get home, fast!
SIGN    Pedestrians and Bicycles Only
[11:21] Hatori
    Please, Ayu-chan.
[11:23] Ayumu
    Okay, I think I know where it is.
[11:25] Ayumu
    And if I have any confidence,
    it's in my speed!
[11:29] Ayumu
    Wait for me!
[11:33] Sana
    Think she'll be okay?
[11:35] Hatori
    Yeah.
[11:37] Hatori
    Ayu-chan can handle it.
[11:39] Hatori
    I know that she'll save us.
[11:48] Sanae
    Grandpa, what is this?
[11:52] Zoroku
    A lunch box, I guess?
[11:54] Sanae
    I can see that, but...
[11:56] Zoroku
    The day I first met her,
[11:58] Zoroku
    she was in the convenience
    store, staring at them.
[12:03] Zoroku
    This "Wonderland" sure is a weird place.
[12:10] Sanae
    So this is where Sana-chan was born...
[12:15] Zoroku
    I suppose this is normal for her,
[12:17] Zoroku
    and the outside world seems strange.
[12:23] Zoroku
    Since she left here,
[12:25] Zoroku
    she's been surrounded by unfamiliar things.
[12:28] Zoroku
    For her, everything is a first.
[12:31] Zoroku
    And as she confronts each of those things,
[12:34] Zoroku
    she's learning how to associate with people.
[12:39] Zoroku
    Come to think of it,
[12:40] Zoroku
    that's how I've always lived, too.
[12:43] Zoroku
    I've made it this far because of the
    help I received from others.
[12:48] Sanae
    I guess that's true of me, too.
[12:50] Zoroku
    When you receive something,
    you need to give back in kind.
[12:54] Sanae
    Yeah.
[12:58] Sanae
    The pig!
[13:04] Ayumu
    It should be around here.
[13:12] Ayumu
    Come on, please.
[13:14] Ayumu
    My friend's waiting for me!
[13:17] Ayumu
    Come out.
SIGN    Stop
[13:23] Ayumu
    Please... Take me there!
[13:28] Guy
    What is this?
[13:29] Guy
    Why is there a door?
[13:44] Guy
    What... It disappeared?
[13:48] LabD
    What's going on?
[13:49] LabA
    It's expanding even faster!
[13:51] LabB
    I fear it will affect the surface
    sooner than we expected!
[13:54] LabC
    Is there no way to stop it?
[13:56] Noriko
    Senpai...
[13:58] Sana
    Hey, hasn't it been a while?
[14:01] Sana
    Does she really know where it is?
[14:04] Hatori
    She does.
[14:05] Hatori
    Ayu-chan definitely knows.
[14:08] Sana
    What makes you think that?
[14:09] Hatori
    Huh? Well, I don't know the reason.
[14:13] Hatori
    Because she's my friend, I guess?
[14:16] Sana
    Y-You guys say some similar things.
[14:20] Sana
    Listen...
[14:21] Hatori
    What?
[14:22] Sana
    Ayumu is your best friend,
[14:25] Sana
    and you're Ayumu's best friend, right?
[14:28] Hatori
    Yeah.
[14:29] Sana
    Th-Then am I...
[14:39] Hatori
    A-Ayu-chan!
[14:42] Ayumu
    Ha-chan!
[14:44] Ayumu
    Thank goodness!
[14:48] Sanae
    Wait!
[14:52] Sanae
    Huh?
[14:53] Zoroku
    I thought it was two, but I see three.
[14:56] Sanae
    Sana-chan... and a friend?
[15:00] Sanae
    Sana-chan!
[15:14] Sanae
    You think we can cross on this?
[15:17] Zoroku
    Whoa! What now?
[15:18] Sanae
    Can we ride these?
[15:20] Sanae
    How convenient!
[15:23] Zoroku
    H-Hey!
[15:29] Hatori
    What's that?
[15:31] Sana
    Zoroku, hurry!
[15:33] Voice
    All staff, please begin evacuation.
[15:36] Voice
    Please begin evacuation.
[15:38] Lab
    Wonderland is coming to the surface!
[15:39] Lab
    Research Building 3 is going to collapse!
[15:41] Noriko
    Senpai! Senpai!
[15:43] LabA
    Yamada-san, what are you doing?
[15:45] LabA
    Didn't you hear the evacuation order?
[15:47] Noriko
    But Senpai is still in Wonderland—
[15:50] LabA
    You can't! We don't know
    what's going on inside!
[15:52] Noriko
    Senpai! Ichijo-senpai!
[15:55] Sana
    Zoroku!
[15:56] Ayumu
    What's happening?
[15:58] Sana
    I... I don't know, either.
[16:00] Sanae
    Looks like something big is about to happen.
[16:06] Sana
    Zoroku!
[16:10] Zoroku
    You okay?
[16:11] Sana
    Yeah.
[16:13] Zoroku
    Good.
[16:23] Zoroku
    Cut it out already!
[16:27] Sanae
    He really did give Wonderland a talking to.
[16:38] Sana
    It's getting away.
[16:40] Zoroku
    Don't you still have something to do?
[16:47] Zoroku
    You want us to push that?
[16:49] Sanae
    Grandpa, maybe he's just teasing us again.
[16:53] Zoroku
    If so, he'll get another talking to.
[17:01] Sanae
    I thought so...
[17:22] Sanae
    Ichijo-san!
[17:24] Ichijo
    What in the world is going on?
[17:30] Lab
    Wonderland's expansion has stopped!
[17:32] Lab
    Yes...
[17:33] Lab
    We're saved!
[17:37] Noriko
    Why did it stop?
[17:43] Ayumu
    Huh? Where is this?
[17:47] Sana
    It's my house! Yay!
[17:50] Sana
    It's my house!
[17:50] Ayumu
    Hey, Kashimura-san, your shoes...
[17:53] Zoroku
    Sana!
[17:56] Zoroku
    Start by taking off your shoes.
[18:15] Noriko
    Senpai!
[18:21] Ichijo
    Is Wonderland still expanding?
[18:23] Noriko
    It's stopped.
[18:25] Ichijo
    I see... That's good.
[18:28] Noriko
    Where are Kashimura-san and the rest?
[18:29] Ichijo
    They all made it back home safely.
[18:32] Ichijo
    Now...
[18:34] Ichijo
    I'm going to sleep for a bit...
[18:46] Sanae
    Huh? It really has been ten days!
[18:49] Sanae
    What's going on?
[18:51] Zoroku
    This is pretty screwed-up.
[18:53] Ayumu
    But I found the door about
    thirty minutes ago.
[18:56] Hatori
    I'm so glad.
[18:58] Hatori
    Now your parents won't have to worry.
[19:03] Ayumu
    Um, I'll... go home with Ha-chan.
[19:09] Zoroku
    I'll walk you there, then.
[19:12] Zoroku
    Is this your house?
[19:14] Hatori
    Yes.
[19:15] Hatori
    Thank you for walking us here.
[19:18] Zoroku
    Hey, it was close. Think nothing of it.
[19:21] Hatori
    Um, I'm really sorry for all the trouble.
[19:26] Hatori
    After I talk to my parents,
    I'll go to the police.
[19:29] Ayumu
    I-I'll go, too!
[19:33] Zoroku
    You two do have a lot to atone for.
[19:36] Zoroku
    That's still true,
[19:38] Zoroku
    but you have people on your side.
[19:40] Zoroku
    If you get into any trouble, call us.
[19:44] Sana
    Yeah! With Zoroku around, you'll be fine!
[19:46] Zoroku
    Be quiet for a minute.
[19:49] Zoroku
    Also,
[19:49] Zoroku
    I know someone who makes his living
    by helping troubled kids like you.
[19:55] Hatori
    Thanks.
[19:59] Ayumu
    Ha-chan, listen...
[20:02] Ayumu
    After you disappeared,
[20:04] Ayumu
    your parents searched for you, every day.
[20:12] Hatori
    Sana-chan...
[20:13] Hatori
    I'd like to ask a favor.
[20:14] Sana
    What is it?
[20:16] Hatori
    Could you stay here, just for a little while?
[20:20] Hatori
    When you're with me, I can't lie.
[20:23] Sana
    I know! I promised, after all.
[20:26] Sana
    I'm your friend, too! Okay?
[20:35] Hatori
    I'm home.
[20:37] Mom
    Hatori!
[20:49] Hatori
    I'm sorry.
[20:55] Minister
    So, I'll say it again, once more.
[20:59] Minister
    The Dreams of Alice Response Office
[21:01] Minister
    is in the preparation stage.
[21:04] Minister
    In so many words, the Kyoto Ferris
    wheels are a Dream of Alice, also.
[21:08] Minister
    The important thing to remember
[21:11] Minister
    is that the phenomenon
    called a "Dream of Alice"
[21:14] Minister
    can happen to anyone.
[21:18] Minister
    No one is special or more likely to
    experience it than anyone else.
[21:22] Ayumu
    We're off!
[21:23] Minister
    So, to protect these people's rights,
[21:25] Minister
    the government will open a
    special response office—
[21:31] Dad
    Hey...
[21:32] Dad
    Hatori-chan ended up with the "Dream
    of Alice" they discussed on TV, right?
[21:36] Dad
    Will she be okay?
[21:38] Mom
    Oh, Hatori-chan is a good girl.
[21:41] Noriko
    The government finally made
    an official announcement
[21:45] Noriko
    about the existence of the Dreams of Alice.
[21:48] Noriko
    The world is about to change, isn't it?
[21:54] Ichijo
    I do hope it's a positive change.
[21:57] Naito
    Well, I'm sure things will work out.
[22:04] Naito
    If the kids are happy and healthy,
    that makes it a good world.
[22:18] SanaN
    In the future, what sort of adult
    will this girl become?
[22:22] SanaN
    How will she retain the cuteness
    and innocence of childhood?
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    Math
    
    Kashimura Sana
SIGN    Kashimura Sana
SIGN    Kashimura Sana
SIGN    Sana
[22:29] SanaN
    These are the things that Alice's
    older sister thought about.
SIGN    Kashimura Sana
SIGN    
    
    
    
    Sana Kashimura
SIGN    
    
    
    Kashimura Sana
[22:34] SanaN
    When Alice becomes an adult,
[22:36] SanaN
    she will surely tell many
    strange, fanciful stories
[22:42] SanaN
    to small children, who look just like her.
SIGN    Kashimura Zoroku Sanae Sana
[22:48] SanaN
    Among those tales, perhaps,
[22:51] SanaN
    she might tell that story...
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    Shikishima Hatori
    Good morning.
SIGN    
    
    Miho Ayumu
    Today's the day.
    Are you ready?
[22:53] [Messenger] Text
    Shikishima Hatori, Miho Ayumu (3)
[22:55] SanaN
    The story of a wondrous land,
[22:57] SanaN
    which she dreamed of, long ago.
[23:00] Ayumu
    Sana-chan!
[23:03] Sana
    Morning!
[23:04] Sana
    Okay, I'm off!
[23:06] Zoroku
    Watch for cars, you three.
[23:08] Three
    Okay!
SIGN    This is ——
SIGN    the story of a girl . . .
SIGN    who continues to search for "herself,"
    so that she can become a "me" ——
[23:30] SanaN
    I'm all right, now.
[23:33] SanaN
    Thanks to you...
[23:36] SanaN
    Zoroku.