Season 1

1 - The Unmotivated Bastard

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[00:14] (Flashback) Glenn
    "'What are you?
[00:15] (Flashback) Glenn
    What drives you to such lengths?
[00:18] (Flashback) Glenn
    I cannot fathom you.'
[00:22] (Flashback) Glenn
    Then, the mage answered,
[00:25] (Flashback) Glenn
    'That's simple, Demon Lord.
[00:26] (Flashback) Glenn
    There are things I want to protect.
    Things I must protect.
[00:30] (Flashback) Glenn
    Those thoughts cause infinite
    power to rise from my depths.
[00:36] (Flashback) Glenn
    They enable me to rise again countless times.
[00:39] (Flashback) Glenn
    Now, prepare yourself, Demon Lord.
[00:41] (Flashback) Glenn
    I shall defeat you.
[00:43] (Flashback) Glenn
    And thus, I shall protect everyone.'
[00:48] (Flashback) Glenn
    The Demon Lord screamed as he perished
    under the mage's holy lightning.
[00:54] (Flashback) Glenn
    Their long battle had finally come to an end."
[01:24] Glenn
    I wanted to be a mage of justice.
[01:47] Sistine
    This is the city of Fejite, located in
    the southern region of the Alzano Empire.
[01:53] Sistine
    This town was born and developed alongside
    the Alzano Imperial Magic Academy.
[02:23] Rumia
    Are you all right?
[02:26] Rumia
    May I?
[02:31] Rumia
    The angels' blessings be with you.
[02:39] Rumia
    The reason the Alzano Empire is
    known as a major magical power
[02:44] Rumia
    is the Alzano Imperial Magic Academy,
[02:46] ---
    established over 400 years
    after the Empire's founding.
[02:52] Man
    Oh! That's a student of the academy
    for you. Quite impressive.
[02:58] Rumia
    Using magic outside the academy
    is actually forbidden,
[03:02] ---
    so please keep this a secret.
[03:03] Man
    Of course. Thank you.
[03:06] Sistine
    Rumia!
[03:14] Rumia
    Well, good day to you.
[03:16] Man
    Good luck in your magic studies.
[03:19] Rumia
    Thanks.
[03:26] Sistine
    The academy not only boasts a proud history,
[03:30] ---
    but is also hailed as the most
    prominent of schools,
[03:32] ---
    where students can learn
    the most advanced magic.
[03:36] Sistine
    Furthermore, all famous magic users
    are graduates of this academy.
[03:42] Sistine
    Jeez, Rumia, I told you to go on ahead.
[03:46] Rumia
    Huh?
[03:47] Rumia
    I'm just a lowly freeloader.
[03:49] ---
    I could never leave you behind, Lady Sistine.
[03:56] Sistine
    Don't even make jokes like that.
[03:59] Sistine
    We're family.
[04:04] Rumia
    Sorry, Sisti.
[04:07] Sistine
    That's right.
[04:11] Rumia
    Still, how unusual.
[04:13] Rumia
    You rarely forget things.
[04:15] Rumia
    Was it because of... that?
[04:17] Sistine
    Maybe so.
[04:19] Sistine
    Why did Huey-sensei suddenly quit?
[04:22] Rumia
    Yeah.
[04:23] Rumia
    I heard we have a new substitute
    teacher starting today.
[04:28] Sistine
    I know.
[04:30] Sistine
    I hope it's someone as
    passionate as Huey-sensei.
[04:35] Glenn
    Hey, out of the way! You brats!
[04:41] Sistine
    Pay heed, great wind!
[04:57] Rumia
    Think we went too far?
[04:59] Sistine
    Y-Yeah. I just...
[05:02] Sistine
    What do we do?
[05:14] Glenn
    Are you okay, young ladies?
[05:25] Celica
    He's late.
[05:27] Glenn
    Are you hurt?
[05:28] Sistine
    No. Are you all right?
[05:31] Glenn
    It's dangerous to walk into traffic,
    so you should be careful.
[05:34] Sistine
    You're the one that suddenly
    came charging through...
[05:37] Rumia
    Don't. Remember, you suddenly
    hit him with magic, too.
[05:42] Rumia
    Go on, say you're sorry.
[05:44] Sistine
    I'm sorry.
[05:45] Rumia
    We're very sorry.
[05:47] Rumia
    Allow me to apologize, too.
[05:50] Glenn
    Oh, well, then...
[05:52] Both
    Huh?
[05:52] Glenn
    It's clear that I wasn't at fault in the least,
[05:55] ---
    and all the blame rests
    solely with you two, but...
[05:59] Glenn
    If you're willing to go that far,
    I can make an exception and forgive you.
[06:17] Glenn
    Wait, have you and I...
[06:20] Sistine
    Hey!
[06:21] Sistine
    What do you think you're doing?!
[06:26] Sistine
    I can't believe he'd touch
    a woman without permission!
[06:29] Sistine
    Scum!
[06:31] Hurley
    He's scum!
[06:32] Hurley
    I can't believe he's late on his first day!
[06:34] Hurley
    This is why I opposed this!
[06:36] Hurley
    Even if it's only temporary,
    I can't believe we'd grant
[06:38] ---
    some man of unknown origins a
    teaching position at this academy!
[06:42] Rick
    But Halley-kun, he came recommended
    by Professor Celica Arfonia.
[06:48] Sistine
    What's going on?
[06:49] Sistine
    The period's more than halfway over.
[06:52] Rumia
    Could something have happened to him?
[06:54] Wendy
    A student would be one thing,
[06:55] ---
    but a teacher at this academy
    being late is unheard of.
[07:00] Kash
    Well, in some sense, he must be a big shot.
[07:02] Geevil
    More like a big bastard.
[07:06] Sistine
    I'm going to go complain
    on behalf of the students.
[07:10] Glenn
    Oh, sorry, sorry. I'm late.
[07:13] Sistine
    You finally showed up!
[07:14] Sistine
    Are you aware that you're a teacher at this...
[07:19] Glenn
    No, you've got the wrong person.
[07:21] Sistine
    There's no way I'm mistaken!
[07:22] Glenn
    No, you are.
[07:24] Sistine
    That's not—
[07:25] Glenn
    Uh, I'm Glenn Radars, the substitute
    teacher who'll be in charge of this class.
[07:32] Glenn
    I'll be helping you all with
    your studies for the next month.
[07:37] Glenn
    Uh, my special skills and hobbies are...
[07:39] Sistine
    Enough with the introductions!
    Could you please hurry up and start class?
[07:43] Glenn
    Oh, well, I suppose so.
[07:47] Glenn
    That is my job.
[07:48] Rick
    Surely you have no complaints if he has
    a recommendation from a professor?
[07:51] Hurley
    No, even so!
[07:53] Rick
    His magic capacity and
    memory are both average.
[07:55] Rick
    He's equally average in his
    aptitude for all magic schools.
[07:58] Rick
    And as a mage, his classification is only Trede.
[08:01] Hurley
    Huh?
[08:02] Hurley
    A mere third-rate Trede is teaching here?
[08:05] Hurley
    The minimum at this school is Quatrede,
[08:07] ---
    and we even have Quinde and Sede ranks!
[08:09] Hurley
    Outrageous!
[08:11] Hurley
    Is he even capable of teaching
    our school's talented students?
[08:15] Hurley
    Surely he wouldn't declare a
    self-study period and sip tea!
SIGN    Self-Study
SIGN    So today's class will be a self-study period.
SIGN    'Cause I'm tired.
[08:40] Sistine
    Hold it right there!
[08:42] Rick
    Oh, and he doesn't have a teaching license.
[08:45] ---
    What?!
[08:46] Rick
    Well, he still comes
    recommended by a professor.
[08:50] Hurley
    Impossible!
[08:52] Rick
    He's talented, you know.
[08:54] Rick
    He was admitted to our academy at age 11.
[08:56] Rick
    Yet it also says he left the academy at age 15.
[09:00] Hurley
    Where did he advance to?
[09:01] Rick
    The four years after that are unknown.
[09:03] Hurley
    Wouldn't that mean he's just wasted
    all that time doing nothing?!
[09:07] Hurley
    So he's a foolish mage that can't be trusted?!
[09:11] Rick
    I'm not so sure about that.
[09:13] Hurley
    Headmaster Rick!
[09:14] Hurley
    Are you trusting that witch?!
[09:16] Celica
    Witch, huh?
[09:19] Celica
    Listen to you talk.
[09:22] Rick
    Oh, Celica-kun.
[09:23] Hurley
    Wh-When did you...
[09:25] Celica
    Who knows?
[09:28] Celica
    More importantly...
[09:30] Celica
    You can speak ill of me as much as you like,
[09:33] ---
    but I won't allow you to speak
    ill of him in front of me.
[09:37] Celica
    Take it back.
[09:42] Hurley
    Pardon me!
[09:45] Celica
    I finally managed to send him off to class.
[09:49] Rick
    I see.
[09:51] Celica
    I truly am sorry about this.
[09:55] Rick
    We've thrust a mage with no
    achievements into a teaching role.
[09:59] Rick
    Halley-kun's reaction is only natural.
[10:03] Celica
    I'll take responsibility.
[10:05] Celica
    I'll take full responsibility for everything
    he does and achieves at this academy.
[10:09] Rick
    You'd go that far?
[10:11] Rick
    May I ask what he means to you?
[10:17] Rick
    It's not a happy story
    or a unique connection.
[10:21] ---
    I just...
[10:23] Rick
    want him to live a full life.
[10:28] Glenn
    Ow...
[10:29] Class
    I've never seen someone so lifeless before.
[10:35] Sistine
    His writing's so bad, I can't read it.
[10:37] Rumia
    Y-Yeah.
[10:38] Wendy
    Even after taking Sistine's iron fist of rage,
[10:41] ---
    he still isn't serious about teaching class.
[10:45] Glenn
    So it's probably something about like this.
[10:49] Sistine
    He's incoherent.
[10:50] Rumia
    Y-You think so?
[10:55] Class
    His eyes are dead.
[10:57] Rin
    Um, I have a question.
[10:59] Glenn
    What?
[11:01] Rin
    Uh, about the runic spells
    you just introduced...
[11:05] Rin
    I don't understand how to translate
    them into our standard language.
[11:09] Glenn
    Oh...
[11:17] Glenn
    I don't know, either.
[11:18] Rin
    Huh?
[11:20] Glenn
    Sorry, look it up yourself.
[11:23] Sistine
    Hold on a moment!
[11:24] Sistine
    Do you really think that response you
    gave to Lynn's question befits a teacher?
[11:30] Glenn
    Like I said, I don't know it, either.
[11:33] Sistine
    If you can't answer a student's question,
    then I think it's your job as a teacher
[11:37] ---
    to look it up and have an answer
    for her by our next class!
[11:41] Glenn
    Then wouldn't it be faster
    for her to look it up herself?
[11:44] Sistine
    That's not the issue here!
[11:46] Rumia
    Sisti!
[11:48] Glenn
    Oh, wait.
[11:50] Glenn
    Are you saying you haven't been
    taught how to use a dictionary?
[11:53] Glenn
    In that case, you ca— Oh.
[11:56] Glenn
    Well, that's it for today!
[11:58] Sistine
    Hold on a moment!
[12:05] Sistine
    Huh?!
[12:07] Geevil
    He's a real bastard.
[12:12] Sistine
    What's with him?!
[12:13] Sistine
    He's too unmotivated!
[12:16] Rumia
    Now, now.
[12:18] Sistine
    He's supervising our next alchemy lab, right?
[12:22] Rumia
    Yeah.
[12:23] Sistine
    He's gonna give me ulcers.
[12:26] Rumia
    Are you all right, Sisti?
[12:28] Sistine
    I think I need healing.
[12:38] Sistine
    Ah, Rumia, your body feels so nice.
[12:42] Sistine
    Your skin's so pale, pretty, and smooth...
[12:45] Rumia
    Hey, Sisti, stop!
[12:48] Rumia
    Sisti, ah, no!
[12:52] Sistine
    You're developing rather steadily.
[12:55] Sistine
    Why aren't any nutrients going to mine?
[12:58] Sistine
    Huh?
[12:59] Sistine
    This didn't heal me at all.
    I'm just sadder now.
[13:02] Glenn
    Ah, what a pain!
[13:03] Glenn
    Sheesh, why is it even necessary
    to change for an alchemy—
[13:07] Glenn
    Huh?
[13:11] Sistine
    Hey!
[13:12] Glenn
    Okay, wait!
[13:13] Glenn
    There's something I'd like to say about this
    commonplace, clichéd turn of events.
[13:18] Glenn
    Why should a man panic and avert his eyes,
[13:20] ---
    or try to keep his hands to himself?
[13:22] Glenn
    Getting beaten up over a mere
    glimpse of a nude woman
[13:26] ---
    is an unfair trade that's not worth it.
[13:28] Glenn
    Just think about it.
[13:30] Glenn
    So I'll burn this sight into my eyes!
[13:48] Sistine
    I can't believe even our
    alchemy lab was canceled.
[13:54] Sistine
    I want to actually study.
[13:58] Rumia
    While I understand how you feel,
    studious Sisti, let's enjoy our lunch.
[14:03] Sistine
    Right, but...
[14:06] Rumia
    Your promise to your grandfather?
[14:08] Sistine
    To unravel the mystery
    of Melgalius's Sky Castle.
[14:12] Sistine
    There's still a lot about magic I need
    to learn before I can do that.
[14:18] Glenn
    Excuse me.
[14:21] Sistine
    You!
[14:24] Glenn
    So good!
[14:30] Rumia
    Um, Sensei, you're really eating a lot.
[14:34] Rumia
    Do you like eating?
[14:35] Glenn
    Yeah. Food's one of my few pleasures.
[14:41] Rumia
    Oh, that stir-fry looks delicious.
[14:44] Glenn
    Oh, you can tell?
[14:45] Glenn
    Kilua beans are in season right now.
[14:48] Rumia
    They are?
[14:49] Rumia
    I'll have to try some next time.
[14:51] Glenn
    Would you like some of mine now?
[14:53] Rumia
    Huh? Are you sure?
[15:00] Rumia
    They're good!
[15:01] Glenn
    Right?
[15:03] Glenn
    By the way, you there.
[15:06] Glenn
    Is that enough for you?
[15:07] Sistine
    I don't see what right you have
    to complain about what I eat.
[15:12] Glenn
    You won't grow if you don't eat.
[15:13] Sistine
    That's none of your business.
[15:15] Sistine
    I just don't eat much so I won't be
    sleepy during afternoon classes.
[15:20] Sistine
    Though, we have your class again after this,
[15:23] ---
    so I guess it wouldn't hurt if I ate a bit more.
[15:29] Glenn
    That's circuitous.
[15:30] Glenn
    If you have something to say,
    just come out and say it.
[15:36] Sistine
    Very well.
[15:38] Sistine
    Then I shall take this
    opportunity to speak plainly.
[15:40] Sistine
    I—
[15:43] Glenn
    I get it.
[15:45] Glenn
    You wanted to try some too, right?
[15:47] Glenn
    You glutton.
[15:52] Sistine
    I did not!
[15:53] Sistine
    What I wanted to say was—
[15:54] Glenn
    Now give me some of yours in return.
[15:56] Sistine
    What do you think you're doing?!
[15:58] Sistine
    Cut this out already!
[16:00] Rumia
    Sisti...
[16:01] Sistine
    You dare call yourself a teacher?!
[16:03] Glenn
    Yeah, though a temporary one.
[16:10] (Flashback) Glenn
    A substitute teacher at the magic academy?
[16:13] (Flashback) Celica
    It'll only be until we get a
    new one, but would you do it?
[16:16] (Flashback) Glenn
    No way.
[16:18] (Flashback) Celica
    No way?
[16:19] (Flashback) Celica
    Why not, Glenn?
[16:20] (Flashback) Glenn
    You know, don't you?
[16:21] (Flashback) Glenn
    I'm not qualified to teach anyone.
[16:24] (Flashback) Celica
    True, you don't have a teacher's license.
[16:27] (Flashback) Glenn
    Stop it.
[16:28] (Flashback) Glenn
    Don't force reality on someone
    who's trying to act cool.
[16:32] (Flashback) Celica
    By the way, you don't
    have any right to refuse.
[16:34] (Flashback) Glenn
    Oh? Then what if I did say no?
[16:37] (Flashback) Celica
    Do you prefer to be struck by lightning?
[16:39] (Flashback) Celica
    Or maybe burned in a fire?
[16:41] (Flashback) Celica
    I could even freeze you in ice.
[16:47] (Flashback) Glenn
    Please support me!
[16:48] (Flashback) Glenn
    I don't want to work at all!
[16:51] (Flashback) Celica
    Return thyself to the cycle of providence,
    the five elements to elements,
[16:54] (Flashback) ---
    and sever the links woven
    between images and truths.
[17:04] (Flashback) Celica
    The next one won't miss.
[17:14] Glenn
    Okay, time to start afternoon class.
SIGN    Self-Study
[17:17] Kash
    Again?
[17:18] Glenn
    Okay, second period of the afternoon.
SIGN    Self-Study
[17:19] Geevil
    Even his handwriting's lazy...
SIGN    Se
[17:21] Glenn
    Third period.
[17:26] Sistine
    I don't really want to say this, but...
[17:29] Glenn
    Then you don't have to say it.
[17:31] Sistine
    I belong to the noble Fibel family of mages,
[17:34] ---
    which has significant
    influence with the Academy.
[17:37] Sistine
    I could have you fired if
    I advised my father as such!
[17:41] Glenn
    Huh? Really?!
[17:43] Sistine
    I'd really rather not resort to that!
[17:46] Sistine
    But if you refuse to correct
    your attitude as a teacher...
[17:50] Glenn
    Please tell your father I'm counting on him!
[17:53] Sistine
    What?!
[17:54] Glenn
    Ah, great! Great!
[17:55] Glenn
    Now I'll be able to quit!
[17:57] Glenn
    I took this job against my will and under
    threat, but I knew it wouldn't work!
[18:03] Rumia
    Sisti?!
[18:11] Glenn
    Ow...
[18:13] Wendy
    She's challenged him to a magic duel.
[18:16] Geevil
    Now it's getting interesting.
[18:19] Sistine
    Can you accept that?
[18:24] Glenn
    Are you serious?
[18:27] Sistine
    I am serious.
[18:30] Rumia
    Sisti! No!
[18:32] Rumia
    Hurry up and apologize to him!
[18:34] Rumia
    Pick up your glove!
[18:37] Glenn
    What is it you want?
[18:39] Sistine
    Please correct the bad attitude you've
    shown us, and teach class responsibly.
[18:43] Glenn
    You haven't forgotten, right?
[18:44] Glenn
    If I win, then you'll have
    to accept my demand.
[18:48] Sistine
    I'm well aware.
[18:50] Glenn
    Are you really sure?
[18:52] Kash
    What's with him?
[18:54] Cecil
    He's probably thinking of something awful.
[18:57] Sistine
    Even so, as the next head of the Fibel family,
[19:03] Sistine
    I cannot just sit by and
    watch someone like you
[19:08] ---
    who shows contempt for magic!
[19:24] Glenn
    Good grief.
[19:25] Glenn
    I can't believe there's an antique still
    alive and using these musty old customs.
[19:32] Glenn
    Sure.
[19:34] Glenn
    I'll accept your duel.
[19:38] Cecil
    He accepted?
[19:39] Kash
    No way!
[19:41] Theresa
    A duel between student and teacher?
[19:43] Wendy
    It's unheard of!
[19:44] Geevil
    This is too entertaining.
[19:54] Glenn
    However, even I have my reservations
    about injuring a brat like you.
[19:59] Glenn
    So the only spell we'll use is Shock Bolt.
[20:01] Glenn
    All others will be prohibited.
[20:03] Glenn
    That okay?
[20:04] Sistine
    The challenged reserves the right
    to decide the rules of the duel.
[20:07] Sistine
    I have no argument.
[20:09] Cecil
    Who do you think will win?
[20:11] Kash
    The teacher, of course.
[20:13] Kash
    But I think he's underestimating Sistine, too.
[20:16] Wendy
    But only Shock Bolt?
[20:18] Theresa
    Is he giving her a handicap?
[20:20] Geevil
    I'm not so sure.
[20:23] Wendy
    What do you mean?
[20:24] Geevil
    It's true that Shock Bolt is an all-purpose spell.
[20:27] Geevil
    It's one of the rudimentary
    basics we learn first.
[20:30] Geevil
    It's a defensive spell that uses electricity
    to paralyze and disable your opponent.
[20:35] ---
    The chant is three lines: "Thunder sprites,
    pay heed, and strike with your electric shock."
SIGN    Thunder
SIGN    Thunder sprites,
SIGN    Thunder sprites, pay heed,
SIGN    Thunder sprites, pay heed, and
SIGN    Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike
SIGN    Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike with
SIGN    Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike with your
SIGN    Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike with your e
SIGN    Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike with your elec
SIGN    Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike with your electric
SIGN    Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike with your electric shock.
[20:41] Gleevil
    But in actual combat,
[20:43] ---
    the match is determined by which opponent
    can shorten it to one line and chant faster.
[20:48] Rin
    Then you think he's confident
    in his chanting speed?
[20:51] Geevil
    Probably.
[20:52] Wendy
    He's still a mage with
    Professor Arfonia's backing.
[21:03] Glenn
    Hey, hey, I'm not going
    to bite you or anything.
[21:07] Glenn
    You can practice on me,
    so come at me whenever.
[21:12] Sistine
    You can't back down, Sistine.
[21:15] Sistine
    So long as I am who I am,
    I can't allow that man to roam free.
[21:21] Sistine
    Even if I'm forced to eat dirt,
[21:24] ---
    I will still refuse it!
[21:26] Sistine
    That is my pride as a mage!
[21:30] Sistine
    Here I go!
[21:34] Sistine
    Thunder sprites, shock!
[21:58] Sistine
    Huh?
[22:00] Sistine
    Huh?
[22:05] Sistine
    Did I misunderstand the rules?
[22:07] Glenn
    Y-You're not bad.
[22:10] Glenn
    Well, whatever. I'll give you the first round.
[22:13] Glenn
    Since this is a three-round match.
[22:15] Sistine
    Was it?!
[22:15] Glenn
    Here I go!
[22:17] Glenn
    Round two!
[22:18] Glenn
    Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike with y—
[22:19] Sistine
    Thunder sprites, shock!
[22:22] Glenn
    O-Oh?
[22:24] Glenn
    I never expected you to be this good.
[22:26] Glenn
    Maybe I was goofing off too much,
    since this was a five-round match.
[22:29] Glenn
    My bad, my bad.
[22:30] Sistine
    Five?! But you just said three...
[22:33] Sistine
    Fine! In that case...
[22:34] Glenn
    Wait! Hey, look!
[22:36] Sistine
    Huh?
[22:36] Glenn
    You fell for it, idiot!
[22:38] Glenn
    Thunder—
[22:38] Sistine
    Thunder sprites, shock!
[22:43] Sistine
    Sensei, can you...
[22:45] Sistine
    not chant Shock Bolt in one phrase?
[22:49] Glenn
    What are you talking about?!
[22:51] Glenn
    For starters, shortening a chant is heresy!
[22:53] Glenn
    I'm not saying that because
    I can't or anything, either!
[22:57] Class
    He can't.
[22:59] Sistine
    Anyway, I've won this duel.
[23:02] Sistine
    So as I've demanded,
    starting tomorrow you'll—
[23:04] Glenn
    Huh?
[23:06] Glenn
    Did we promise anything?
[23:07] Both
    Huh?!
[23:08] Glenn
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[23:09] Glenn
    More importantly, you're not half bad!
[23:12] Glenn
    Today, I'll cut you some slack
    and call it a super close call!
[23:19] Rumia
    Uh...
[23:21] Glann
    It won't be next time, though!
[23:23] Glann
    Farewell!
[23:35] [SONG] Title
    The Unmotivated Bastard
[23:36] Sistine
    I've lost all hope for him.
SIGN    illustration: Mikimoto Haruhiko
[23:45] Celica
    I heard! You dueled your
    own student and lost badly!
[23:49] Glenn
    I didn't really lose.
[23:50] Glenn
    It was a sneak attack.
[23:51] Glenn
    And I wasn't in top form.
[23:53] Celica
    How pathetic.
[23:54] Celica
    I'm fed up with seeing you like this!
[23:55] Glenn
    Can't hear you!
[23:56] Celica
    Let's at least do the preview right, okay?
[23:58] Celica
    I'll make your favorite baked potatoes.
[24:00] Glenn
    Oh, all right, then.
[24:01] ---
    Next time on Akashic Records
    of Bastard Magical Instructor
...
[24:04] ---
    Final Episode: "Glenn-sensei's Final Lesson!"
[24:06] Celica
    You're lying, right?
[24:07] Glenn
    Thank you for watching!
[24:08] Sistine
    Don't go ending it on your own!
[24:11] ---
    Next time: "Just the Slightest Bit of Motivation."
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor
SIGN    Next Episode Just the Slightest Bit of Motivation
[24:13] Sistine
    Please look forward to it!

2 - Just the Slightest Bit of Motivation

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[00:04] Student
    No, you've got it wrong.
[00:09] Glenn
    So today's class amounts to this again.
[00:12] Glenn
    Take care of the rest.
[00:16] Sistine
    What's his problem?
[00:18] Sistine
    He's been doing nothing but this,
    even after losing the duel.
[00:21] Sistine
    I can't believe he'd just abandon
    an agreement made between mages.
[00:26] Lynn
    E-Excuse me.
[00:28] Glenn
    What is it?
[00:29] Lynn
    U-Um... There's something I don't understand
    on the subject of translating runic...
[00:34] Sistine
    You're wasting your time, Lynn.
[00:35] Lynn
    Sisti?
[00:36] Sistine
    You shouldn't be asking that man.
[00:39] Sistine
    He doesn't understand a thing about
    the greatness or value of magic.
[00:44] Lynn
    B-But...
[00:45] Sistine
    It's all right.
[00:47] Sistine
    I'll teach you.
[00:48] Glenn
    Is magic really that great or valuable?
[00:53] Sistine
    I wondered what you might say.
[00:56] Sistine
    Magic is the study of this world's principles.
[01:01] Sistine
    The origin and structure of this world,
    the rules that govern this world...
[01:06] Sistine
    Magic reveals those to us
[01:08] ---
    and answers the eternal question
    of why we and this world exist.
[01:13] Sistine
    It's the means by which humanity can discover
    the path to a greater plane of existence.
[01:18] Sistine
    That's why magic is great and valuable.
[01:22] Glenn
    What use is it?
[01:24] Sistine
    Huh?
[01:25] Glenn
    Exactly what use is there in studying
    the principles of this world?
[01:30] Sistine
    Like I just said, it brings us
    closer to a higher plane of—
[01:33] Glenn
    And what's on a higher plane of existence?
[01:36] Glenn
    Gods?
[01:38] Sistine
    Well...
[01:39] Glenn
    What kind of benefit does magic
    provide humanity, anyway?
[01:44] Glenn
    Just look at the medical field.
    It saves people from sickness.
[01:47] Glenn
    There are many fields that benefit humanity,
[01:50] ---
    like agricultural sciences and
    architectural engineering.
[01:52] Glenn
    But is it just my imagination, or does
    magic provide no benefit at all?
[01:59] Sistine
    Magic isn't about something
    so lowly as benefiting humanity.
[02:06] Sistine
    It's about searching for the truth
    behind this world and humanity itself.
[02:08] Glenn
    Sorry about that.
[02:10] Glenn
    I was lying.
[02:12] Glenn
    Magic is incredibly useful...
[02:15] Glenn
    for killing people.
SIGN    Just the Slightest Bit of Motivation
[02:21] Glenn
    Listen up. In the same time
    sword arts can kill one person,
[02:24] ---
    magical arts can kill ten people.
[02:27] Glenn
    There's no other field that excels
    so much at killing people.
[02:30] Sistine
    Quit joking!
[02:31] Glenn
    Both now and in the past, magic has
    had an inseverable link with murder.
[02:35] Sistine
    No!
[02:36] Glenn
    Magic is a good-for-nothing field
    that advanced through killing people.
[02:40] Sistine
    Magic is not about that!
[02:42] Glenn
    I honestly can't understand
    what all of you are thinking.
[02:45] Glenn
    Studying this field that's only
    good for killing other people...
[02:50] Glenn
    Instead of devoting your life to
    something so foolish, you should—
[03:02] Glenn
    Why, you...
[03:09] Sistine
    I hate you!
[03:10] Rumia
    Sisti!
[03:19] Glenn
    What's this crap about magic being great?
[03:22] Glenn
    That brat.
[03:26] Glenn
    No...
[03:29] ---
    I was the one being a brat.
[03:32] Glenn
    Okay, I'm through with this job.
[03:35] Glenn
    Better practice groveling when I get home.
[03:37] Glenn
    If I apologize hard enough,
    Celica should forgive me.
[03:44] Glenn
    What's she doing?
[03:48] Glenn
    A magic circle?
[03:52] Rumia
    That's odd...
[03:55] Glenn
    Personal use of this lab
    is prohibited, you know.
[03:58] Rumia
    Glenn-sensei!
[03:59] Rumia
    I'm sorry. I just wanted to review
    how to construct magic circles.
[04:03] Rumia
    I'll clean up right away.
[04:05] Glenn
    It's fine.
[04:06] Glenn
    See it all the way through.
[04:08] Rumia
    It's not working right, though.
[04:10] Glenn
    Idiot.
[04:11] Glenn
    You're just short on mercury.
[04:13] Rumia
    Huh?
[04:13] Glenn
    You all get sensitive so easily
    about things you can't see,
[04:18] ---
    but for whatever reason,
    you neglect what's in front of you.
[04:22] Glenn
    That proves you consider magic
    more sacred than it really is.
[04:27] Glenn
    There. Try activating it again.
[04:30] Glenn
    Use five phrases, just like the textbook says.
[04:31] Glenn
    Don't shorten it.
[04:32] ---
    Okay.
[04:35] Rumia
    Cycle, cycle, oh origin of life.
[04:38] ---
    Form your path within the circle of truth.
[04:55] Rumia
    I've never seen such a beautiful circle before.
[04:58] Glenn
    Don't be stupid. Anyone can do this much.
[05:01] Glenn
    Besides, most of it was your doing.
[05:10] (Flashback) Celica
    See? Incredible, right?
[05:20] Rumia
    Glenn-sensei, you actually
    love magic, don't you?
[05:24] Glenn
    What makes you say that?
[05:26] Rumia
    Well, you looked like you
    were having fun back there.
[05:29] Glenn
    No way. I hate magic.
[05:33] Rumia
    Is that so?
[05:36] Rumia
    What were you doing before
    you became a teacher here?
[05:40] Glenn
    I was a freeloading shut-in!
[05:42] Rumia
    Huh? Shut-in? Freeloading?
[05:45] Glenn
    There's a haughty woman named
    Celica at the academy, right?
[05:49] Glenn
    I've been sponging off
    of her for the past year.
[05:53] Rumia
    A year?
[05:54] Rumia
    What about before then?
[05:58] Glenn
    Okay, enough, enough.
[06:00] Glenn
    That's enough digging into my past.
[06:02] Glenn
    Now it's my turn to ask questions.
[06:05] Glenn
    Why are you all so frantic
    when it comes to magic?
[06:08] Glenn
    You take a dumb thing like
    magic way too seriously.
[06:12] Rumia
    I want to make magic beneficial
    to mankind in a real sense.
[06:19] Rumia
    To that end, right now,
    I want to understand magic more.
[06:25] Rumia
    There's someone I'd like to repay a debt to.
[06:28] Glenn
    What do you mean?
[06:31] Rumia
    Three years ago, when I
    was banished from my home,
[06:35] Rumia
    right around the time I
    started living with Sisti,
[06:38] Rumia
    I was captured by evil
    mages and nearly killed.
[06:43] Rumia
    That was when a mage of
    justice came to my rescue.
[06:50] Rumia
    He took care of the evil
    mages one after another.
[06:57] Rumia
    It was terrifying.
[07:01] ---
    But after that man saved my life, I realized...
[07:04] ---
    I want to be in a position to lead humanity
    so it doesn't lose its way with magic.
[07:12] ---
    To do that, I'll need to
    understand magic better.
[07:16] ---
    And if I follow that path,
[07:21] ---
    perhaps one day, I'll be able to thank
    him for what he did back then.
[07:26] ---
    The man who gave me light when
    I was crying alone in darkness...
[07:34] Glenn
    Are you...
[07:36] Rumia
    What is it?
[07:40] Glenn
    No, forget it.
[07:48] Rumia
    Also, Sensei? Please apologize to Sisti later.
[07:54] Rumia
    She feels a bond with her late
    grandfather through magic.
[08:01] Rumia
    So it's important to her.
[08:05] (Flashback) Grandfather
    One step.
[08:06] (Flashback) Grandfather
    I wish I could've taken...
[08:09] (Flashback) Grandfather
    just one step into Melgalius's Sky Castle.
[08:16] (Flashback) Grandfather
    That was the sole reason I became a mage.
[08:22] (Flashback) Sistine
    I'll do it!
[08:24] (Flashback) Sistine
    I'll become an even better mage than you,
[08:28] (Flashback) Sistine
    and unravel the mysteries
    of Melgalius's Sky Castle!
[08:46] Glenn
    I'm sorry about yesterday.
[08:47] Sistine
    Huh?
[08:49] Glenn
    Well, you know, I may hate magic,
    but still... I went too far.
[08:55] Glenn
    Anyway, um... I'm sorry.
[08:59] Glenn
    Okay, time to start class.
[09:03] Glenn
    Though, before that, I have one thing to say.
[09:06] Glenn
    You guys really are idiots.
[09:09] Class
    Huh?!
[09:11] Glenn
    I realized it while watching
    how you approach class.
[09:14] Glenn
    You don't understand a
    single thing about magic.
[09:17] Guy
    You're one to talk!
[09:17] Girls
    What?!
[09:17] Student
    I don't want to hear that
    from a third-rate mage
[09:18] Girls
    That's your fault!
[09:19] Girls
    Screw you!
[09:20] Girls
    This is cruel!
[09:20] Student
    who can't even one-line a chant
    as simple as Shock Bolt.
[09:22] Glenn
    Well, frankly, you're making
    my ears burn with that one.
[09:26] Glenn
    I don't have any sense for mana
    manipulation and chant reduction.
[09:31] Glenn
    But "as simple as Shock Bolt," you say?
[09:34] Glenn
    You really are idiots.
[09:36] Class
    Wha?!
[09:37] Glenn
    So today, I'm going to teach
    you about that Shock Bolt.
[09:41] ---
    The basic chant is:
[09:43] ---
    "Thunder sprites, pay heed,
    and strike with your electric shock."
[09:48] Student
    Figures he's using a three-line chant.
[09:51] Student
    We already mastered Shock Bolt a long time ago.
[09:53] Glenn
    As you all know, for those with an
    excellent sense for mana manipulation,
[09:57] ---
    you can shorten it to
    "Thunder sprites, shock."
[10:01] ---
    But here's your question:
[10:03] ---
    "Thunder sprites, pay heed,
    and strike with your electric shock."
SIGN    Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike with your electric shock
[10:07] Glenn
    What happens if you make this
    three-line chant into four lines?
SIGN    Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike with your electric shock.
SIGN    Thunder sprites, / pay heed, / and strike / with your electric shock.
[10:12] Student
    That chant wouldn't function properly.
[10:15] Student
    It'll fail somehow or other.
[10:17] Glenn
    I know that, idiot.
[10:20] Glenn
    I'm asking you what shape
    that failure will take.
[10:24] Student
    Obviously, that's just random!
[10:26] Glenn
    Random? Didn't you say you've mastered this?
[10:30] Glenn
    What? You're all done?
[10:33] ---
    Fine, then. The answer is...
[10:36] ---
    It'll curve right.
[10:39] ---
    Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike,
    with your electric shock.
[10:50] Student
    No way!
[10:51] Student
    That's impossible!
[10:52] Glenn
    By the way, if you make it five lines, like this,
SIGN    Thunder / sprites, / pay heed, / and strike / with your electric shock
SIGN    Thunder / sprites, / pay heed, / and strike / with your electric shock
SIGN    the firing range shortens.
SIGN    Thunder / sprites, / pay heed, / and strike / with your electric shock
[10:57] ---
    If you erase one part,
SIGN    Thunder / sprites, / pay heed, / strike / with your electric shock
SIGN    then its output plummets.
SIGN    Well, if you're claiming you've mastered it, then you should be capable of this.
SIGN    Listen, in short, magic is just an advanced form of autosuggestion.
SIGN    The runic language we use when chanting spells
SIGN    is the language most efficient for achieving that.
[11:16] ---
    It reforms the human subconscious so we can
    intervene upon the principles of this world.
SIGN    You guys might say that magic is about studying the principles of this world,
SIGN    but you're wrong.
SIGN    Magic is about probing the heart of mankind.
SIGN    You all look like you refuse to believe that mere words could have such power.
SIGN    In that case...
SIGN    Hey, white cat.
[11:40] Sistine
    Wh-White cat?!
[11:41] Sistine
    Are you calling me a white cat?
[11:43] Sistine
    I have a proper name, Sistine—
[11:45] Glenn
    I love you.
[11:46] Glenn
    I fell for you the moment
    I first laid eyes on you.
[11:50] Glenn
    Okay, pay attention!
[11:51] Glenn
    The white cat's face is now beet red!
[11:53] Glenn
    That's a splendid show of how
    mere words influenced her mind.
[11:58] Glenn
    Influencing the world through
    the use of language...
[12:00] Glenn
    That is the foundation of ma—
[12:02] Glenn
    Hey, idiot! Don't throw your textbook!
[12:04] Sistine
    You're the idiot!
[12:05] Sistine
    You idiot, idiot, idiot!
[12:07] Glenn
    A-Anyway...
[12:09] Glenn
    Magic has something similar
    to grammar and syntax,
[12:13] Glenn
    which helps it reform your subconscious
    in the way you want.
[12:17] ---
    Once you know that, then, for example...
[12:20] ---
    Well, anyway, paralyze.
[12:26] ---
    Huh? That was weaker than I expected.
[12:29] ---
    Well, then you'll be able
    to modify it like that.
[12:32] Student
    No way!
[12:33] Student
    He can activate it with
    such a half-hearted chant?
[12:35] Student
    "Keywords to activate the spell
    embedded in your subconscious."
[12:39] Student
    That's what a chant is.
[12:41] Student
    In short, it's just an association game.
[12:43] Student
    For example, what associations come to mind
    when you hear this white cat's nickname?
[12:48] Students
    A cat.
[12:48] Students
    A cat, yeah.
[12:49] Glenn
    Chants and spells work the same.
[12:51] Glenn
    Once you know that, modifying
    chants like these isn't hard.
[12:55] Glenn
    But skipping over those basics
[12:58] ---
    and writing down or translating chants because
    this dumb textbook just says to memorize them...
[13:03] Glenn
    That's the kind of "for dummies"
    classes you've been taking thus far.
[13:10] Glenn
    Talk about dumb.
[13:13] Glenn
    Right now, all of you are no more
    than magic users who can use spells.
[13:18] Glenn
    If you want to call yourselves mages,
    then think hard about what you're lacking.
[13:23] Glenn
    Now, I'm going to teach you
    the most basic of basics.
[13:27] Glenn
    If you're not interested, then just sleep.
[13:33] Celica
    I knew it all along!
[13:35] Celica
    He can do it when he puts his mind to it!
[13:37] Rick
    His class has been so popular, even other
    students are stopping in to watch.
[13:37] Celica
    I always thought his talent
    lay in teaching others.
[13:41] Celica
    Well, that's because he's my best
    apprentice, who I taught from scratch!
[13:45] Rick
    What?
[13:45] Celica
    He's the one I chose when I wouldn't
    take any other apprentices.
[13:46] Halley
    Damn you, Glenn Radars! One day,
    you'll be gone from this academy!
[13:51] Glenn
    In contrast with general magic,
[13:53] ---
    you all tend to view unique,
    original magic as sacred,
[13:58] ---
    but creating it isn't that big a deal.
[14:02] Glenn
    So what makes it challenging?
[14:04] Glenn
    The single fact that you
    have to somehow surpass
[14:07] ---
    general magic that's already
    been minutely perfected.
[14:12] Glenn
    Otherwise, there's no point in using it.
[14:21] Glenn
    You know...
[14:32] Glenn
    This isn't so bad.
[14:34] Celica
    Oh, look at you, getting
    all pensive in the twilight.
[14:38] Celica
    Enjoying your youth, I see.
[14:39] Glenn
    What do you want?
[14:41] Celica
    Well, you know, I just thought
    you've perked up a bit lately.
[14:46] Celica
    Before, you looked like a fish
    that had been dead for a month,
[14:50] Celica
    but now, you look like one
    that's only been dead for a day.
[14:53] Glenn
    Hey.
[14:57] Glenn
    Sorry for worrying you.
[15:04] Celica
    Well, I'll be away for a magic
    conference starting tomorrow,
[15:07] Celica
    but your class is behind after Huey left,
    so you're having supplementary lessons, right?
[15:14] Celica
    Don't play any weird pranks on your female
    students just because we'll all be away.
[15:17] Glenn
    As if!
[15:19] Glenn
    Besides, after getting used
    to seeing a woman like you,
[15:21] ---
    how could I be interested in average women?
[15:24] Celica
    Oh? You've been looking at
    me that way, you pervert?
[15:27] Glenn
    Of course not!
[15:29] Glenn
    Get away!
[15:29] Glenn
    Don't shove your breasts against me!
[15:31] Celica
    You're no fun.
[15:33] Rumia
    Sensei!
[15:35] Rumia
    Oh, Professor Arfonia.
[15:36] Celica
    What's wrong? Need Glenn for something?
[15:38] Rumia
    Yes! There's something I wanted to ask you.
[15:41] Glenn
    Oh? All right, then.
[15:43] Glenn
    I guess the great teacher Glenn Radars
    can give his poor students advice.
[15:48] Sistine
    This is why you were the
    last person I wanted to ask!
[15:54] Rumia
    His explanation was really
    easy to understand.
[15:57] Sistine
    He's incredible as a magic instructor,
    but he's still a scumbag.
[16:03] Rumia
    Hey, Sisti,
[16:04] ---
    do you remember when I
    first came to this house?
[16:08] Sistine
    Where's this coming from?
[16:10] Rumia
    We didn't get along very well at first, right?
[16:15] Sistine
    Well...
[16:18] Rumia
    But now we're good friends.
[16:22] Rumia
    So I'm sure even you and Glenn-sensei can...
[16:25] Sistine
    That's not happening!
[16:27] Rumia
    You're so bashful.
[16:31] Voice
    Is the plan proceeding smoothly?
[16:33] Man
    Yes.
[16:35] Man
    But there is Glenn, the man
    Celica Arfonia brought on board...
[16:39] Voice
    He's just a third-rate mage.
[16:41] Voice
    He's no threat to us.
[16:43] Voice
    Proceed as planned, when the
    magic conference commences.
[16:47] Man
    Then I will pray for the plan's success.
[16:50] Man
    Glory to the Divine Wisdom.
[16:58] Glenn
    Late! I'm late!
[17:09] Glenn
    Come on out.
[17:10] Glenn
    It's obvious you're there.
[17:13] Man
    It was a quick barrier to ward people off,
[17:16] ---
    but you're still pretty sharp
    for a third-rate mage.
[17:20] Glenn
    And who on earth might you be?
[17:23] Glenn
    I'm in a hurry.
[17:24] Man
    There's no need for that.
[17:26] Man
    Because your new destination
    is the afterlife!
[17:29] Man
    Corruption, fester!
[17:35] Sistine
    He's really been popular lately.
[17:38] Sistine
    What?
[17:40] Rumia
    You're feeling lonely now that Sensei's
    getting more popular, huh?
[17:43] Sistine
    Wh-What are you saying? That's not—
[17:47] Man
    Hey!
[17:49] Man
    Pardon us!
[17:51] Sistine
    Hey! Who are you people?!
[17:54] Man
    Your teacher's occupied,
    so we've come in his stead.
[17:57] Sistine
    Stop playing around!
[17:59] ---
    Outsiders are prohibited here!
[18:01] Sistine
    If you don't leave at once, I'll call secur—
[18:03] Man
    Bang.
[18:10] Sistine
    M-Military-grade magic?
[18:12] Man
    If you defy us again, you're dead.
[18:17] Man
    We're looking for a girl called Rumia-chan.
[18:21] Man
    Could you raise your hand if you're here?
[18:24] Man
    Huh? She's supposed to be in this class.
[18:28] Man
    Maybe you're Rumia-chan?
[18:30] Lynn
    I-I'm not.
[18:31] Man
    Then do you know who Rumia-chan is?
[18:34] Lynn
    I don't.
[18:35] Man
    Really? I hate liars, you know.
[18:39] Sistine
    What are you planning to do with Rumia?
[18:43] Man
    Do you know Rumia-chan?
[18:44] Sistine
    Answer my question.
[18:48] Man
    You're mouthy.
[18:49] Man
    Ba—
[18:50] Rumia
    I'm Rumia.
[19:01] Man
    So you're Rumia-chan?
[19:03] Man
    Yeah, actually, we knew.
[19:05] Man
    I was just playing a game where we kill
    uninvolved people until you reveal yourself.
[19:11] Man
    That's enough playing around.
[19:14] Man
    Yeah, yeah.
[19:15] Man
    Come.
[19:16] Sistine
    You can't, Rumia.
[19:17] Rumia
    It's all right. I'm sure Glenn-sensei
    will come rescue everyone.
[19:22] Man
    That teacher? We already killed him.
[19:24] Sistine
    Lies.
[19:25] Rumia
    No way...
[19:28] Man
    Now come.
[19:35] Rumia
    What is it you're after?
[19:36] Rumia
    Why do you want me?
[19:37] Man
    You should know quite well, Rumia Tingel...
[19:41] Man
    I mean, Princess Ermiana.
[19:44] Man
    You are not supposed to be alive.
[19:47] Man
    Yet you remain when you should be gone,
[19:50] Man
    and that makes you worth using.
[19:55] Man
    Since you are a pretty woman,
[19:57] Man
    it'd be a waste not to enjoy you.
[19:59] Sistine
    I'm the daughter of the proud Fibel family!
[20:02] Man
    What's that mean? You a big shot?
[20:04] Man
    To be honest, having my way with girls
    like Rumia-chan isn't any fun for me.
[20:08] Man
    She may look weak, but she's the
    type whose spirit won't break.
[20:13] Man
    But you, on the other hand...
[20:15] Man
    You might be acting tough,
[20:16] ---
    but you're just a kid hiding her
    own weakness with a mask.
[20:20] Man
    I enjoy breaking weak
    women like you the most!
[20:25] Sistine
    Screw you! You think I'll submit to you?!
[20:33] Man
    Huh?
[20:46] Man
    What pretty skin you have!
[20:48] Sistine
    ...op... this...
[20:51] Man
    What?
[20:53] Sistine
    Please stop.
[20:56] Sistine
    Please.
[20:58] Man
    You fell so fast!
[21:00] Man
    You're the best!
[21:02] Sistine
    No. Someone, save me!
[21:04] Man
    Time to dig in!
[21:04] Man
    No!
[21:13] Man
    Who the hell are you?
[21:15] Glenn
    Sorry to interrupt.
[21:16] Sistine
    Help me out here!
[21:18] Glenn
    Hey, you.
[21:20] Glenn
    No matter how unpopular you are,
    what you're doing is a crime.
[21:23] Sistine
    No! Sensei, run!
[21:25] Glenn
    Help me, run, which is it?
[21:28] Sistine
    Forget it, just hurry! You're no match—
[21:30] Man
    Too late!
[21:33] Man
    Bang!
[21:38] Man
    Huh?
[21:39] Man
    Bang! Bang!
[21:40] Glenn
    Magic won't activate anymore.
[21:44] Man
    The Fool arcana?
[21:48] Glenn
    By reading the magic spell that's
    been converted into this card,
[21:52] ---
    I can completely seal the
    activation of all magic
[21:56] ---
    within a set range centered around me.
[22:00] Glenn
    That's my original spell, The Fool's World.
[22:05] Man
    Original spell?!
[22:07] Man
    Are you saying you're at that level?!
[22:10] Sistine
    He can seal magic?
    That'd make him invincible!
[22:13] Glenn
    Of course, it means I can't
    activate magic, either.
[22:16] Both
    Huh?!
[22:17] Glenn
    Well, you know, I'm in the
    effective range too, so...
[22:22] Man
    How is a mage going to fight
    if he seals his own magic?!
[22:25] Man
    You're an idiot!
[22:27] Sistine
    We're done for!
[22:28] Man
    Why don't you hurry up and—
[22:35] Man
    Wh-Why, you!
[22:50] Man
    Th-The imperial military's
    hand-to-hand combat style?
[22:53] Man
    Who the hell are you?!
[22:56] Glenn
    Glenn Radars, substitute teacher.
[22:59] Man
    Then you defeated Carrel?!
[23:03] Man
    Impossible!
[23:04] Man
    Some mage who challenges
    people to fist fights can't...
[23:07] Glenn
    Good grief.
[23:09] Glenn
    If you hate being defeated
    by non-magic that badly,
[23:12] Glenn
    then I'll finish you off with
    the legendary super magic,
[23:15] ---
    the magic iron fist, Magical Punch!
[23:18] Glenn
    Here I go!
[23:18] Glenn
    Magical Punch!
[23:32] Man
    That's a kick!
[23:35] Glenn
    That's the part that makes it magical!
SIGN    illustration: Nishimata Aoi
[23:45] Sistine
    Suddenly, a terrorist organization
    appears in the school,
[23:47] ---
    and their target is none other than Rumia!
[23:49] Rumia
    Sisti, you can do it!
[23:50] Sistine
    To save the students,
    their bastard instructor—
[23:52] Glenn
    Ah! It's Melgalius's Sky Castle!
SIGN    The white cat's
    a Melgalian
[23:53] Sistine
    T-To save the students,
    th-their bastard instructor...
[23:55] Glenn
    Incredible! How is a castle flying?!
[23:58] Rumia
    Sisti, are you okay?
SIGN    The white cat's a Melgalian
[24:00] Glenn
    Man, I'm curious!
[24:01] Rumia
    Sisti!
[24:02] Sistine
    Meow! Melgalius's Sky Castle is
[24:04] ---
    a mysterious city where the ancients are
    said to have lived since ancient times,
[24:08] Sistine
    and its flight is a mystery
    no one understands!
SIGN    Next Episode The Fool and Death
[24:10] ---
    Look forward to next time!
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor

3 - The Fool and Death

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[00:06] Glen
    You were scared, right?
[00:08] Glen
    Are you hurt?
[00:08] Sistine
    I'm all right. But...
[00:11] Glenn
    Don't ask, please!
[00:13] Glenn
    I already knew.
[00:15] Glenn
    I don't have any right to teach others.
[00:19] Glenn
    My hands are too dirty.
[00:22] Sistine
    No, that's not it.
[00:24] ---
    Um...
[00:27] Sistine
    Your pants are down.
SIGN    The Fool and Death
[00:34] Glenn
    So the other man took Rumia?
SIGN    Incompetent
[00:37] Sistine
    Yes.
[00:38] Glenn
    Why would he?
[00:40] Sistine
    I don't know.
[00:41] Glenn
    Guess we'll have to make this one talk.
[00:50] Glenn
    Hey, Celica!
[00:51] Glenn
    What are you doing?!
[00:52] Glenn
    I've been trying to reach you!
[00:54] Celica
    Sorry. I was in the middle of an address.
[00:57] Celica
    Did something happen?
[01:00] Celica
    Are you serious?
[01:02] Glenn
    You think I'd joke about this?!
[01:04] Glenn
    The intruders seized our barrier and
    have completely sealed off the academy.
[01:08] Glenn
    They've taken students hostage, too.
[01:10] Celica
    Did you figure out who they are?
[01:12] Glenn
    Yeah.
[01:14] Glenn
    The Researchers of Divine Wisdom.
[01:16] Celica
    I see. That secret society of evil mages...
[01:20] Celica
    To think the most infamous terrorists in the
    Empire's history would show themselves there.
[01:24] Glenn
    But they shouldn't be able to break through
    this academy's magic security that easily.
[01:30] ---
    Which means...
[01:31] Celica
    They have an accomplice inside the academy?
[01:34] Glenn
    Yes.
[01:35] Glenn
    So could you start investigating to see if
    there are any suspicious professors?
[01:39] Glenn
    Also ask the Court Mage Corps for backup.
[01:41] Celica
    That will be difficult.
[01:43] Glenn
    Don't be dumb!
[01:44] Glenn
    The students' lives are at stake here!
[01:46] Sistine
    Sensei...
[01:48] Celica
    Right now, I'm just an instructor.
    I don't have that authority.
[01:52] Glenn
    Then hurry back here yourself!
[01:54] Glenn
    There's a teleportation circle
    at the academy, right?
[01:56] Celica
    Calm down.
[01:57] Celica
    If they were so thorough
    in seizing our barrier,
[02:01] ---
    they probably destroyed
    the teleportation circle first.
[02:05] Glenn
    Sorry, I wasn't thinking straight.
[02:07] Celica
    Anyway, I will make haste on my end, too.
[02:10] Glenn
    Please do.
[02:11] Celica
    Glenn...
[02:12] Glenn
    Huh?
[02:14] Celica
    Don't die.
[02:15] Glenn
    Like I'd die in a place like this.
[02:23] Glenn
    What is it?
[02:24] Sistine
    Does it seem like we'll get help?
[02:26] Glenn
    Did it sound that way to you?
[02:31] Glenn
    Where are you going?!
[02:32] Sistine
    I'm going to rescue Rumia!
[02:34] Glenn
    Stop it. Do you want to throw your life away?
[02:36] Sistine
    But...
[02:41] Sistine
    I'm so frustrated.
[02:44] Glenn
    H-Hey, white cat?
[02:46] Sistine
    You were right.
[02:49] Sistine
    Magic isn't good for anything!
[02:51] Sistine
    Because it exists, Rumia is...
[02:54] Sistine
    Rumia is...
[02:59] Glenn
    Don't cry, idiot.
[03:05] Sistine
    Sensei?
[03:07] Glenn
    Rumia said she wants to
    understand magic better
[03:10] ---
    so she can make it truly useful to others.
[03:16] Sistine
    She said that?
[03:19] Glenn
    I can't let her die.
[03:21] Glenn
    I'll take action.
[03:23] Glenn
    I'll quickly kill the two
    remaining enemies myself.
[03:38] Jin
    Kill, huh?
[03:40] Jin
    Imagine that. You're just like us, aren't you?
[03:44] Sistine
    M-My teacher is nothing like you people!
[03:47] Jin
    No, I can tell.
[03:49] Jin
    He's definitely a bastard.
[03:52] Jin
    He's an evil murderer, just like us!
[03:56] Sistine
    S-Sensei...
[04:05] Sistine
    S-Sensei!
[04:08] Glenn
    Bone golems?
[04:10] Jin
    It's finally here!
[04:12] Jin
    Our boss Reik's summoning magic!
[04:14] Jin
    Get them!
[04:21] Jin
    H-Hey!
[04:22] Jin
    They're the enemy!
[04:24] Jin
    Stop!
[04:25] Jin
    Stop it!
[04:32] Glenn
    Stay back!
[04:42] Glenn
    So hard!
[04:43] Glenn
    You've been drinking too much milk, damn it!
[04:47] Sistine
    Upon thy sword, light!
[04:51] Glenn
    Sorry! And thanks!
[04:57] Glenn
    Run!
[04:58] Sistine
    Y-Yes!
[05:04] Glenn
    I'll hold them here.
[05:06] ---
    You alter your specialty, Gale Blow,
    to spread wide and last long!
[05:11] Sistine
    Huh?! You want something that advanced?!
[05:13] Glenn
    You're impertinent, but good,
    so you'll be fine!
[05:16] Glenn
    Though you are impertinent!
[05:18] Sistine
    Don't emphasize that part!
[05:20] Glenn
    If you understand what I've been teaching
    lately, you should be able to do it!
[05:25] Glenn
    If you can't, I'll dock your credits.
[05:27] Sistine
    Th-That's not fair!
[05:30] Sistine
    All right! I'll try!
[05:32] Glenn
    I'm counting on you, white cat.
[05:35] Glenn
    Come on, you calcium freaks!
[05:43] Sistine
    Wind, be still—
[05:45] Sistine
    But then, the force...
[05:48] Sistine
    Tempest, run rampant—
[05:50] Sistine
    But in order to make it last longer...
[05:53] Sistine
    It only needs to work right now.
[05:54] Sistine
    It needs the strength Rumia showed when she
    refused to budge an inch before her enemy.
[05:59] Sistine
    The strength Sensei is showing by
    trusting me as he keeps fighting.
[06:05] Sistine
    Now, it's my turn to save him!
[06:08] Sistine
    Sensei, it's done!
[06:11] Glenn
    Nice work!
[06:12] Glenn
    Let it loose!
[06:13] Sistine
    Keep them at bay, wall of tempest,
[06:18] ---
    and grant peace to those below!
[06:27] Sistine
    N-No!
[06:28] Sistine
    It can't stop them completely.
[06:30] Sistine
    I'm sorry, Sensei.
[06:32] Sistine
    No, you did great.
[06:35] Sistine
    Keep it up.
[06:39] Glenn
    I am the one who slays and captures gods.
[06:42] Glenn
    I am the one who knows the end
    and the founder of genesis.
[06:45] Glenn
    Return thyself to the cycle of providence,
    the five elements to elements,
[06:51] Glenn
    and sever the links woven
    between images and truths.
[06:55] Glenn
    Now all of creation shall perish here,
[06:59] Glenn
    at the distant ends of the void.
[07:01] Glenn
    Prepare to be blown away, you rabble!
[07:03] ---
    Black magic, modified:
[07:06] ---
    Extinction Ray!
[07:22] Sistine
    Incredible.
[07:23] Sistine
    Using such an high-level spell...
[07:28] Sistine
    Sensei!
[07:33] Sistine
    You're so cold! Is it mana deficiency?
[07:36] Glenn
    Yeah, since I forced myself to
    use a spell beyond my means.
[07:44] Glenn
    We're getting away from here right now.
[07:45] Glenn
    We have to get somewhere else, fast.
[07:52] Glenn
    Well, I guess you're not
    that soft an opponent.
[07:55] Reik
    To think you could use Extinction Ray.
[08:00] Reik
    I heard you were a third-rate mage,
[08:03] ---
    but it seems I underestimated you.
[08:08] Glenn
    Jeez, floating swords give me
    bad enough vibes as it is.
[08:13] Reik
    I wasn't expecting both
    of them to be defeated.
[08:15] Glenn
    Screw you.
[08:16] Glenn
    You killed one of them yourself.
    Don't go blaming others.
[08:20] Glenn
    Hey, white cat, do you have power left
    to disable those swords with Dispel Force?
[08:26] Sistine
    I think I would fall a bit short, even
    if I used up all my remaining power.
[08:30] Sistine
    Besides, he leaves no opening for it.
[08:33] Glenn
    I see.
[08:35] Glenn
    Then...
[08:36] Glenn
    There.
[08:38] Sistine
    Huh?
[08:41] Sistine
    Huh?!
[08:44] Glenn
    Now, then.
[08:46] Reik
    You're not going to run?
[08:49] Reik
    I know you can use your "The Fool's World"
    to prevent magic from activating.
[08:55] Reik
    But that doesn't stop spells
    that are already active, right?
[09:06] Reik
    Those magic weapons are trouble!
[09:08] Reik
    But no matter how skilled they are,
[09:10] ---
    their mana fluctuates in the moment
    right before and after activating magic.
[09:13] Reik
    If I use The Fool's World in that instant...
[09:18] Reik
    Crimson Lion, pay heed, and roar with rage!
[09:21] Reik
    Disperse.
[09:23] Reik
    Too slow, magic instructor.
    Let me show you how it's done.
[09:27] Reik
    Flame lion!
[09:28] Glenn
    Got you!
[09:29] Glenn
    Ferocious thunder emperor, pay heed,
[09:31] Reik
    What?!
[09:31] Glenn
    and pierce with your
    brilliant lance of light!
[09:43] Glenn
    I thought I'd land at least one on you.
[09:47] Reik
    Forcing me to choose between two
    deaths in such a short time...
[09:51] Reik
    If I'd chosen to proceed with my magical
    attack, you would have sealed it
[09:55] ---
    and brought me into close quarters combat.
[09:57] Reik
    If I'd chosen to attack with my sword,
[10:00] ---
    I'd have faced a point-blank
    Lightning Pierce.
[10:04] Reik
    Who on earth are you?
[10:06] Glenn
    I'm just a magic instructor.
    Only a substitute, though.
[10:10] Reik
    I'm not so sure about that...
[10:12] Reik
    But I'll show you respect.
[10:15] Reik
    Now die!
[10:16] Glenn
    Power of creation, pay heed...
[10:17] Reik
    Dispel Force, huh?
[10:23] Glenn
    ...and maintain the balance of the scales.
[10:26] Reik
    You struggle in vain.
[10:27] Glenn
    Return them to zero.
[10:29] Reik
    You don't have the power left for that.
[10:32] Reik
    This ends now!
[10:32] Sistine
    Power, return them to nothing!
[10:34] Reik
    What?!
[10:37] Sistine
    Glenn-sensei!
[10:47] Reik
    Awaken, blade!
[10:48] Glenn
    Too slow!
[10:59] Reik
    I-I remember now.
[11:02] Reik
    Until recently, there was
    a skilled mage killer
[11:06] ---
    in the Imperial Court Mages
    Corps, codenamed—
[11:15] Glenn
    Making me do something
    so damned loathsome...
[11:17] Sistine
    Sensei!
[11:18] Glenn
    It's all right.
[11:20] Glenn
    I'm surprised you understood my intent.
[11:23] Sistine
    Huh?
[11:24] (Flashback) Sistine
    Huh?!
[11:27] (Flashback) Sistine
    Jeez! What is that man doing?!
[11:35] (Flashback) Sistine
    I guess I'm just a burden, after all.
[11:40] (Flashback) Glenn
    Do you have power left to disable
    those swords with Dispel Force?
[11:44] Sistine
    If you were just trying to help me escape,
    you wouldn't have asked that.
[11:51] Glenn
    I figured there was about a
    70% chance you wouldn't get it.
[11:54] Glenn
    Well, let's get moving.
[11:58] Sistine
    You can't fight in that condition!
[12:00] Glenn
    Like I have the luxury to worry about that!
[12:06] Sistine
    Sensei!
[12:07] Glenn
    Damn it!
[12:13] Sistine
    Merciful angels, pay heed, and grant
    this one your peace, your saving grace.
[12:23] Glenn
    I guess it's just not possible.
[12:26] Sistine
    Huh?
[12:28] Glenn
    I wanted to be a mage of justice.
[12:53] Celica
    Glenn, are you all right?!
[12:54] Glenn
    Yeah, somehow.
[12:56] Glenn
    How's your end?
[12:57] Celica
    Yeah, as we thought, the teleportation
    circles had been shut down.
[13:02] Celica
    I'm still searching for the collaborator.
[13:05] Celica
    Glenn, there's one thing bugging me.
[13:07] Glenn
    Huh?
[13:08] Celica
    It looks like the barrier around the academy
[13:10] ---
    has been set to keep anyone from leaving.
[13:13] Glenn
    Then how are they planning to get away?
[13:17] Glenn
    There haven't been any further
    attacks since I defeated Reik.
[13:20] Glenn
    Where are the rest of them,
    and what are they doing?
[13:25] Glenn
    Hey, Celica!
[13:26] Glenn
    Where's the teleportation circle here?
[13:29] Celica
    In that ridiculously tall tower.
    What about it?
[13:32] Glenn
    The teleportation circle wasn't shut down.
[13:35] Glenn
    Its destination is being
    rewritten for their escape!
[13:38] Celica
    No way! That would take half a day!
[13:41] Glenn
    Yeah, and it's been about half a day now.
[13:48] Glenn
    Ow.
[13:50] Glenn
    Still, I can move.
[13:53] Glenn
    Thanks, Sistine.
[13:57] Glenn
    I'm really glad you were with me.
[14:00] Glenn
    Now, I'm going to go see Rumia.
[14:08] Rumia
    Why are you doing this?
[14:10] Rumia
    You weren't the kind of
    person who'd do this.
[14:16] Glenn
    Hey there!
[14:18] Rumia
    Sensei!
[14:19] Glenn
    Rumia!
[14:20] Rumia
    You're all right?
[14:22] Glenn
    Listen, if I look all right to you,
    you need to visit the hospital.
[14:29] Glenn
    So you're the one behind this?
[14:32] Huey
    Yes, I am.
[14:37] Glenn
    Jeez, you're already guilty
    of being good-looking,
[14:40] ---
    and now you're adding
    more crimes to your list.
[14:42] Glenn
    The kind teacher Glenn's patience
    is already running out!
[14:47] Glenn
    The first strike wins!
[14:49] Glenn
    And I nailed it.
[14:50] Glenn
    So too bad for you. I wi—
[14:53] Huey
    No, I win.
[14:55] Glenn
    What do you mean?
[14:57] Huey
    In ten minutes, the rewrite of the
    teleportation circle will be complete,
[15:01] ---
    and Rumia-san will be transported
    to our organization.
[15:04] Huey
    At the same time, the white
    magic ritual I already finished,
[15:08] ---
    Sacrifice, will activate, devouring
    my soul to generate mana,
[15:14] ---
    and blowing up the entire academy.
[15:17] Rumia
    Stop this already, Huey-sensei!
[15:20] Glenn
    Huey?
[15:21] Glenn
    That's the one who went
    missing before I came here.
[15:25] Glenn
    So that's it!
[15:27] Huey
    A human bomb planted years ago,
    in preparation for the appropriate time.
[15:32] Huey
    That's me.
[15:34] Glenn
    Yeah, that's right.
[15:36] Glenn
    You Researchers of Divine Wisdom are
    all a bunch of idiots like that.
[15:40] Huey
    This is a game.
[15:41] Glenn
    Huh?
[15:43] Huey
    If you can undo the teleportation
    circle binding Rumia-san,
[15:46] ---
    then Sacrifice won't activate.
[15:48] Huey
    But if you wait for The
    Fool's World to run out,
[15:52] ---
    you won't be able to dispel
    it with the time lost.
[15:54] Huey
    So what'll you do, Glenn-sensei?
[15:56] Rumia
    Sensei, please run!
[15:58] Rumia
    At least save yourself!
[16:00] Huey
    I forgot to mention this,
    but you can't kill me, either.
[16:04] Huey
    If I die, then it all activates immediately.
[16:24] Glenn
    Power of creation, pay heed, and pass
    through my blood and form your path.
[16:29] Huey
    Using your own blood as
    a catalyst? Impressive.
[16:33] Glenn
    Let the divine cycle end, let the foundation
    of calm, the yoke of principles,
[16:37] Glenn
    be unleashed here!
[16:43] Huey
    You're quick.
[16:44] Huey
    However, that was only
    the first of five layers.
[16:49] Glenn
    Damn it!
[16:52] Rumia
    Sensei! Forget about me and run!
[16:55] Glenn
    Be quiet a moment!
[16:56] Rumia
    If you keep using magic, Sensei, you'll die!
[17:01] Glenn
    Yeah, I bet the white cat would love that!
[17:05] Rumia
    No way...
[17:06] Rumia
    Why are you going to such lengths?!
[17:08] Rumia
    Why are you risking your own life?!
[17:10] Glenn
    I always wanted to be a mage of justice.
[17:16] Rumia
    Huh?
[17:17] Glenn
    But in reality, the world of magic
    was a filthy, bloodstained world.
[17:23] Glenn
    I really wasted my whole life.
[17:27] Glenn
    Still...
[17:31] Glenn
    I just can't give up on it!
[17:36] Glenn
    If I run away, then what was
    the purpose of my life?!
[17:40] Glenn
    The life I spent trying
    to be a mage of justice...
[17:43] Glenn
    I know it was pointless,
[17:45] Glenn
    but I refuse to let it be worthless!
[17:48] Glenn
    Got a problem with that, damn it?!
[17:55] Glenn
    This is the last layer!
[18:04] Rumia
    Sensei!
[18:08] Glenn
    Damn it!
[18:11] Glenn
    This is isn't funny!
[18:13] Glenn
    To think I'd run out of mana first...
[18:22] Glenn
    Sorry...
[18:29] Rumia
    Sensei!
[18:49] Rumia
    I made it!
[18:50] Rumia
    Since you refused to give up, I made it!
[18:55] Rumia
    Sensei, please take this.
[19:17] Glenn
    I feel power welling up...
[19:21] Glenn
    I've heard of this before.
[19:23] Glenn
    People with the special ability to exponentially
    increase the power of those they touch...
[19:28] Glenn
    Amplifiers!
[19:34] Glenn
    Let the divine cycle end, let the foundation
    of calm, the yoke of principles,
[19:39] Glenn
    be unleashed here!
[20:10] Huey
    I've lost, huh?
[20:14] Huey
    Should I have died following
    the organization's orders?
[20:17] Huey
    Should I have died disobeying them?
[20:19] Huey
    I wonder which I should've done.
[20:22] Glenn
    Like I know.
[20:24] Glenn
    You have my sympathies, but it's your own
    fault for not choosing a path on your own.
[20:29] Glenn
    You'll pay for your misdeeds yourself!
[20:36] Glenn
    Now, grit those teeth!
[20:50] Sistine
    Sensei?
[20:58] Rumia
    Thank you, Glenn-sensei.
[21:07] Glenn
    I can't believe Rumia
    was the Princess Ermiana,
[21:10] ---
    said to have died of illness three years ago.
[21:12] Celica
    Yeah. The persecution of those with
    special abilities is still deep-seated.
[21:16] Celica
    The whole nation would be
    upset if a royal was one.
[21:19] Celica
    The only ones in the academy who
    know are me and the headmaster.
[21:23] Glenn
    Well, not that I care.
[21:26] Celica
    Still, what made you decide
    to stay on as a teacher?
[21:29] Glenn
    Huh?
[21:30] Sistine
    Oh, there you are!
[21:32] Rumia
    Glenn-sensei!
[21:34] Sistine
    I have some things to say to
    you about that last lecture!
[21:40] Glenn
    I decided I want to see what
    they'll go on to achieve.
[21:45] Glenn
    Perfect for killing time, right?
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor
[23:45] Glenn
    Uh, next time on Akashic Records
    of Bastard Magical Instructor
...
[23:49] Sistine
    Sensei, what are the Akashic Records?
SIGN    Uh, next time on Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor...
[23:51] Rumia
    I'm curious about that, too!
[23:53] Glenn
    The Akashic Records, huh?
[23:54] Celica
    Allow me to explain!
[23:55] Both
    Professor Arfonia!
[23:56] Celica
    The Akashic Records are...
[23:58] Both
    Are?!
[23:59] Celica
    Are... hahaha!
SIGN    Uh, next time on Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor...
[24:03] Both
    Still, maybe Glenn-sensei...
[24:05] Glenn
    The Akashic Records are...
[24:07] Both
    Are?!
[24:07] Glenn
    The Akashi Records are...
[24:09] Both
    Are?!
SIGN    Uh, next time on Akashic Records
    of Bastard Magical Instructor...
[24:09] Glenn
    Are... hahaha!
SIGN    Next Episode The Magic Competition
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor
[24:13] ---
    Stop running away and answer us!

4 - The Magic Competition

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[00:18] Zelos
    Speaking of the Alzano
    Imperial Magic Academy,
[00:21] Zelos
    they had that incident just
    the other day, didn't they?
[00:24] Zelos
    Why would she go to such a place?
[00:25] Woman
    You're aware, aren't you, Zelos-dono?
[00:28] Woman
    The woman at the center of that
    incident was Princess Ermiana.
[00:32] Zelos
    Then Her Majesty is concerned
    with the Princess's safety?
[00:38] Woman
    Queen Alicia,
[00:40] Woman
    I've brought the grand commander
    of the imperial guard, Zelos-dono.
[00:44] Zelos
    I'm here regarding the matter of your
    visit to Alzano Imperial Magic Academy.
[00:48] Alicia
    Yes.
[00:49] Zelos
    I shall protect you with all our strength
[00:52] ---
    during your travels and the
    competition, Your Majesty.
[00:55] Alicia
    Thank you very much.
[00:57] Zelos
    If I may beg your pardon
    to speak, at that Academy—
[01:00] Alicia
    —is the girl we pronounced dead.
[01:03] Zelos
    Yes. Only a few individuals in the
    Empire are aware of this fact.
[01:08] Zelos
    If this visit were to somehow
    bring it to light...
[01:11] Alicia
    Zelos.
[01:14] Zelos
    My humble apologies for
    overstepping my bounds.
[01:16] Alicia
    I'll keep your advice in mind.
[01:19] Zelos
    Yes, Majesty.
[01:24] Alicia
    It's been three years.
[01:26] Alicia
    I...
[01:28] Alicia
    I imagine that girl must hate me.
[01:33] Alicia
    Even if she hates me,
    even if she never forgives me,
[01:37] ---
    so long as she is alive and healthy...
[01:41] Alicia
    That's all I wish for.
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor
SIGN    The Magic Competition
[03:18] Sistine
    Those who wish to compete
    in the flying race?
[03:21] Sistine
    Then, those who wish to participate
    in the transmutation event?
SIGN    Duels
[03:25] Sistine
    This is bad. The competition's next week.
[03:28] Rumia
    Let's all try to do our best!
[03:31] Student
    No way.
[03:32] S
    We'll only lose if we enter.
[03:34] Sistine
    Winning isn't the only reason to enter.
[03:37] S
    I don't particularly want to participate.
SIGN    Magic Sniping
    
    
    Long-Range
    Weightlifting
[03:40] Rumia
    But it's a rare opportunity.
[03:43] Sistine
    And some of you didn't
    get to participate last year.
[03:45] S
    There's no need to go out of our way
[03:47] ---
    to disgrace ourselves when the
    queen herself is paying a visit.
[03:50] S
    This is what happens when you try
    to be nice and include everyone.
[03:54] Sistine
    Are you being serious?
[03:57] S
    Of course.
[04:00] Glenn
    Leave it to me,
[04:02] Glenn
    Great Teacher Glenn Radars!
[04:05] Sistine
    And now he's going to make things worse.
[04:07] Glenn
    What? You're still having
    trouble with the event rosters?
SIGN    Duels Flight Competition Magic Sniping Long-Range Weightlifting Mental Defense Transmutation
[04:11] Glenn
    Hey, white cat, give me the list.
[04:13] Sistine
    Jeez, I've told you to stop calling me a cat.
[04:17] Glenn
    I'll use my decisive judgment as your
    super charismatic instructor to settle this.
[04:23] Glenn
    And I'll make you guys win!
[04:25] Glenn
    No playing around.
[04:26] Glenn
    We're aiming for victory.
[04:30] Glenn
    Okay, the duels and their higher point values
    will go to the white cat, Gibul, and Kash.
[04:37] Glenn
    We'll entrust speed deciphering to Wendy.
[04:39] Glenn
    The flying race will go to Rodde and Ky.
[04:41] Glenn
    Magic sniping to Cecil.
[04:43] Glenn
    Long-range weightlifting to Teresa.
[04:45] Glenn
    Rumia's the only choice for mental defense.
[04:47] Glenn
    And we'll have Lynn handle transmutation.
[04:49] Glenn
    Also...
[04:50] Rumia
    Sensei's making sure all
    of us can participate!
[04:53] Glenn
    Okay, that's all settled.
[04:56] Wendy
    I can't accept this!
[04:57] Wendy
    Why are you removing me from
    the dueling competition?!
[05:00] Glenn
    Well, while your knowledge and
    repertoire of spells is incredible,
[05:04] ---
    you're a little clumsy and slow.
[05:07] Glenn
    Sometimes you falter on your chants, too.
[05:08] Glenn
    That's why we're going with Kash,
    who has good judgment and reflexes.
[05:12] Glenn
    But you're a cut above the
    rest with Read Language,
[05:16] ---
    so I'd like you to earn us points
    in speed deciphering.
[05:19] Wendy
    I-If that's the case, then...
[05:22] Glenn
    The flying race relies on
    gravity manipulation black magic.
[05:25] Glenn
    Rodde, Ky, you two should
    be able to handle it.
[05:28] Glenn
    Teresa, you haven't realized it yourself yet,
[05:31] ---
    but you have an affinity for
    long-range manipulation spells.
[05:34] Glenn
    Alf, Bix, Cycer. Granzia is more
    about teamwork than ability.
[05:38] Glenn
    Since you three are always together,
    you're the best suited.
[05:40] Glenn
    You three are good at
    synchronization, too. Also...
[05:43] Sistine
    He's actually...
SIGN    Detection & Unlocking - Jamie Granzia - Bix, Alf, Cycer
SIGN    Duels - Gibul, Kash Speed Deciphering - Wendy
[05:44] Sistine
    been watching us closely.
[05:47] Sistine
    Sensei is a real loser, but I guess
    he has this side to him, too.
[05:53] Glenn
    Now, then, anything else?
[05:55] Glenn
    Then it's decided!
[05:58] Glenn
    That went well!
[06:00] Glenn
    Now we can make it!
[06:02] (Flashback) Glenn
    I'm broke! I'll starve!
[06:04] (Flashback) Glenn
    Give me an advance or an allowance, please!
[06:06] (Flashback) Rick
    But you know we can't
    issue your pay in advance.
[06:10] (Flashback) Celica
    You reap what you sow!
[06:11] (Flashback) Celica
    Do something about it on your own!
[06:13] (Flashback) Glenn
    Did you hear her, Headmaster?!
[06:15] (Flashback) Glenn
    This is the problem with Celica!
[06:17] (Flashback) Celica
    And how am I the one to blame here?
[06:20] (Flashback) Glenn
    Hey!
[06:21] (Flashback) Glenn
    You'll crush my head!
[06:22] (Flashback) Glenn
    Save me, Mama!
[06:23] (Flashback) Rick
    Th-There is a special bonus you could earn.
[06:26] (Flashback) Glenn
    A special bonus?!
[06:28] (Flashback) Rick
    Hmm? Yes.
[06:29] (Flashback) Rick
    The instructor responsible for the class
[06:31] (Flashback) ---
    that wins the magic competition
    being held next week
[06:34] (Flashback) ---
    traditionally receives a special bonus.
[06:37] (Flashback) Glenn
    That's it!
[06:39] Gibul
    Sensei, could you cut it out already?
[06:41] Glenn
    Huh?
[06:43] Glenn
    You know a better way to organize
    everyone so that we can win?
[06:46] Glenn
    Let's hear it.
[06:47] Gibul
    That's obvious.
[06:49] Gibul
    Have only the top students cover all events.
[06:52] Gibul
    That's the practice all
    classes follow every year.
[06:56] Glenn
    Huh?
[06:57] Glenn
    Seriously?!
[06:58] Glenn
    So we can use students more than once?!
[07:00] Glenn
    That's the practice?!
[07:02] Sistine
    Hey, Gibul!
[07:03] Sistine
    What's the point of competing
    with only the top students?
[07:06] Sistine
    Sensei said he was going to
    lead our class to victory.
[07:10] Sistine
    And the value lies in the idea
    that we all do so together.
[07:13] Gibul
    Good grief. Fine, then.
[07:15] Sistine
    Right, Sensei?
[07:17] Glenn
    Y-Yeah, you're right.
[07:22] Rumia
    I don't think they're on the same page.
[07:26] Glenn
    I'm doomed.
[07:27] Glenn
    Figures all the other classes are only
    competing with their top students.
[07:31] Glenn
    Now I remember the magic competition.
[07:34] Glenn
    I forgot all about it,
    since I never once entered it.
[07:38] Student
    Child of flame, pay heed, and light
    a small fire at my fingertips.
[07:39] Girl
    You can do it!
[07:42] Glenn
    Oh, well.
[07:44] Student
    Cut it out!
[07:46] Student
    You Class 2 guys are in our way!
[07:48] S2
    What?!
[07:49] S2
    Screw you!
[07:50] S1
    Those of us in Class 1 have
    practice now, so beat it.
[07:53] S2
    Shut up!
[07:54] Glenn
    Okay, okay, okay, stop.
[07:56] Halley
    Kreiss, I told you to secure a place for us.
[07:59] Glenn
    Oh, hey. If it isn't my
    senior instructor, Harlem.
[08:03] Halley
    Halley! Halley Astry!
[08:05] Halley
    Are you mocking me?
[08:06] Glenn
    Uh, Hal-whatever, is your class
    practicing for the competition, too?
[08:10] Halley
    Naturally. As long as I'm leading them,
    anything but victory is out of the question.
[08:15] Glenn
    Wow, amazing, Senpai!
[08:17] Glenn
    Good luck!
[08:18] Helley
    Whatever. Just clear the area.
[08:20] Glenn
    Well, in that case, moving back
    to that tree is enough, right?
[08:23] Halley
    What are you saying?
[08:25] Halley
    I'm asking every single one of you
    from Class 2 to get out of here.
[08:29] Glenn
    Uh, that's a bit too
    high-handed, don't you think?
[08:33] Halley
    Glenn Radars, I hear you intend to have
    everyone in your class participate.
[08:38] Glenn
    Huh? I am, yeah.
[08:39] Halley
    A class that's practically throwing the match
[08:42] ---
    by using its lowest-scoring students to compete
[08:44] ---
    is nothing but a hindrance when
    it swarms the practice area.
[08:48] Glenn
    I beg your pardon, but this is
    the best lineup for our class.
[08:52] Glenn
    Of course, we're aiming for victory, too.
[08:54] Glenn
    Don't let us catch you off-guard
    by underestimating us.
[08:57] Halley
    Talk all you—
[08:58] Glenn
    Three months.
[09:01] Halley
    Huh?
[09:02] Glenn
    I'll bet three months' salary
    on my class's victory.
[09:06] Glenn
    Will you take the bet, Senpai?
[09:09] Glenn
    Oh, crap! I sprung it on him
    because he ticked me off!
[09:13] Glenn
    Magical research requires vast sums of money.
[09:16] Glenn
    I don't intend to lose,
    but on the off-chance...
[09:21] Glenn
    V-Very well.
[09:22] Glenn
    I'll bet three months' salary
    on my class's victory, as well!
[09:27] Glenn
    You've certainly got guts, Senpai.
[09:29] Glenn
    Seriously?! Oh, no!
[09:31] Glenn
    Okay, gotta grovel!
[09:32] Glenn
    Time to put all my heart into my unique magic,
    the Moonsault Jumping Grovel!
[09:36] Sistine
    That's enough!
[09:37] Sistine
    Halley-sensei, I don't see any justification
    for your claim to the practice field.
[09:43] Sistine
    If you continue this unsightly behavior,
[09:46] ---
    I'll bring this up with the
    Academy leaders, understand?
[09:50] Halley
    Damn noble-born...
[09:52] Sistine
    Besides, Glenn-sensei won't run or hide.
[09:55] Glenn
    Huh?
[09:56] Sistine
    We'll fight fair and square at the
    competition, and achieve our victory.
[10:01] Sistine
    Right, Sensei?
[10:02] Glenn
    Y-Yeah!
[10:04] Halley
    Very well!
[10:05] Halley
    I'll make sure you regret opposing me!
[10:09] Sistine
    Sensei has so much faith in us, after all.
[10:12] Sistine
    There's no way we'll lose!
[10:14] All
    Yeah!
[10:15] Sistine
    Let's give it our best, Sensei.
[10:17] Glenn
    Y-Yeah.
[10:19] Rumia
    I really don't think
    they're on the same page.
[10:44] Rumia
    Hey, Sensei's cool, isn't he?
[10:47] Sistine
    Y-Ye—
[10:49] Sistine
    He's usually an oaf, so he ought
    to get serious sometimes.
[10:54] Rumia
    You're not being honest.
[10:55] Sistine
    Wh-What do you mean?
[11:14] (Flashback) Rumia
    Mother! Don't abandon me!
[11:17] (Flashback) Rumia
    I'll be a good girl!
[11:19] (Flashback) Rumia
    Don't hate me!
[11:25] (Flashback) Glenn
    Don't cry.
[11:26] (Flashback) Glenn
    Be quiet.
[11:27] Rumia
    I don't want to die.
[11:28] Rumia
    Help me!
[11:29] Rumia
    I don't want to die!
[11:31] Rumia
    No!
[11:31] (Flashback) Glenn
    It's all right.
[11:32] (Flashback) Glenn
    I'm on your side.
[11:37] (Flashback) Glenn
    There are still enemies left.
[11:38] (Flashback) Glenn
    You can be as frightened of me as you want,
[11:41] (Flashback) Glenn
    but if you'll stop crying, then...
[11:47] Sistine
    Rumia?
[11:49] Sistine
    Dinner's ready.
[11:50] Rumia
    Oh, thanks, Sisti.
[11:52] Sistine
    What's that?
[11:54] Rumia
    Oh, nothing. It's nothing.
[11:56] Rumia
    Anyway, tomorrow's the competition, huh?
[11:58] Rumia
    Even the queen will be there,
    so we'll have to do our best.
[12:03] Sistine
    Rumia, tomorrow, um...
[12:08] Rumia
    Thanks for worrying about me.
[12:10] Rumia
    But my true parents are yours, Sisti.
[12:15] Rumia
    Let's go. Father and Mother are waiting.
[12:18] Sistine
    Yeah.
[12:20] Father
    Sorry.
[12:22] Father
    We had work come in for tomorrow.
[12:24] Father
    We wanted to be there to see you
    two in your big moment, but...
[12:28] Sistine
    You can't help it.
    You're both busy with work.
[12:31] Rumia
    Don't trouble yourselves over it.
[12:33] Father
    Illyana! My daughters are
    so sweet, I'm going to cry!
[12:37] Father
    Are my daughters angels?! No, goddesses!
[12:40] Father
    They must b—
[12:41] Mother
    Sorry, girls.
[12:42] Mother
    It's work we just can't get out of.
[12:45] Sistine
    Y-Yeah, we understand.
[12:47] Sistine
    But next time I'll find a way to
    threa—to request the time off.
[12:53] Rumia
    Please don't force it.
[12:55] Mother
    My, my. Hang in there, dear.
[13:03] Woman
    You're in an awfully good mood.
[13:06] Alicia
    Because I'll have a chance to
    see her, even if it's from afar.
[13:10] Woman
    Your Majesty, about that pendant...
[13:12] Alicia
    You're right.
[13:14] Woman
    How about this one instead?
[13:25] Alicia
    Now, in the name of
    Queen Alicia VII of Alzano,
[13:29] ---
    the magic competition will hereby commence!
[13:35] Halley
    My class will be the one
    to win before the queen.
[13:39] Glenn
    The applause is ringing
    right in my empty stomach.
[13:49] Rumia
    Figures.
[13:52] Announcer
    Now they're heading into the final corner!
[13:53] Ky
    Go!
[13:54] Announcer
    Here comes Ky-kun with the baton pass
    to Rodde-kun, and Rodde-kun—
[13:57] Announcer
    There he goes, third through the goal!
[13:59] Announcer
    Class 2 finishes third in the flying race!
[14:02] Announcer
    What a surprise upset!
[14:04] Rumia
    We did it!
[14:05] Rumia
    Rodde-kun and Ky-kun came in third!
[14:07] Glenn
    No way!
[14:08] Sistine
    Sensei, did you have some
    kind of trick up your sleeve?
[14:11] Glenn
    Wh-Why, of course!
[14:12] Glenn
    But it's really a simple matter.
[14:15] Glenn
    Since this race was long distance,
[14:17] ---
    pacing was more important than speed.
[14:19] Glenn
    I just ran a few calculations on
    the magic power they'd expend.
[14:24] S
    We might be able to pull
    this off if we follow Sen—
[14:26] S
    Don't get carried away just because
    you placed well by sheer luck.
[14:29] S
    What?!
[14:30] Halley
    Stop it, Kreiss.
[14:32] Halley
    I'm sure this will be a fond memory for them.
[14:34] K
    Yes, Sensei.
[14:35] S
    This was Glenn-sensei's strategy!
[14:37] S
    So long as Sensei's on our side,
    we won't lose to Class 1!
[14:40] S
    Isn't that right, everyone?!
[14:41] S
    Yeah, yeah!
[14:42] S
    We'll get you back!
[14:43] Glenn
    Stop it! Doesn't raise
    the hurdle higher on me!
[14:49] Celica
    Well done, Class 2!
[14:51] Rick
    You're being immodest, Celica-kun!
[14:53] Celica
    Oh, sorry.
[14:54] Celica
    My bad, Your Majesty. Forgive me.
[14:57] Woman
    Celica-sama, you're being rude to Her Majesty.
[14:59] Alicia
    It's all right. She's an old friend.
[15:04] Alicia
    You seem to be having fun, Celica.
[15:06] Celica
    Yeah, I am, Alice.
[15:08] Celica
    It's very refreshing, actually.
[15:10] Alicia
    Is he truly that incredible?
[15:12] Celica
    He's just an average man, yet he always
    manages to do something unexpected.
[15:17] Celica
    He's been that way forever, right?
[15:18] Alicia
    Yes.
[15:32] Announcer
    Class 2's Cecil-kun has landed himself
    in the top four in magical sniping!
[15:35] Cecil
    I did it! Just like Sensei said!
[15:39] Announcer
    Class 2!
[15:39] Wendy
    A knight speaks only the truth,
    with courage as his principle.
[15:42] Announcer
    Correct!
[15:43] Announcer
    Class 2's Wendy tromps the
    competition in speed deciphering!
[15:46] Wendy
    It was just as Sensei advised.
[15:50] Glenn
    You guys are doing better than I expected!
SIGN    Ranking
SIGN    Class
SIGN    Class
[15:52] Glenn
    At this rate, my livelihood might be safe!
[15:56] Students
    We did it!
[15:59] Glenn
    You guys really are doing your best.
[16:02] Glenn
    Jeez, you make me feel like doing that, too.
[16:06] Glenn
    What a pain.
[16:08] Announcer
    Now, the next competition is mental defense!
[16:11] Announcer
    Your announcer, Ars,
    will now move down to the field.
[16:15] Jaill
    Hey, girl.
[16:17] Jaill
    Got some advice for you: drop out.
[16:19] Rumia
    You're Jaill-kun from Class 5, right?
[16:22] Rumia
    You're kind to worry about me.
[16:24] Rumia
    But everyone in my class
    is doing their best.
[16:27] Rumia
    I have to try hard, too.
[16:29] Rumia
    Besides, your class is in second place, right?
[16:32] Jaill
    What about it?
[16:33] Rumia
    Mine's in third.
[16:35] Rumia
    If I beat you here,
    we swap spots in the ranking.
[16:39] Jaill
    Interesting.
[16:41] Sistine
    Rumia!
[16:42] Gibul
    Now, Sensei, you wouldn't be using her
[16:44] ---
    as a sacrificial pawn in
    mental defense, would you?
[16:47] Glenn
    Huh?
[16:48] Gibul
    She excels at healing white magic,
    but she's not as good with other magic.
[16:53] Gibul
    Using her here is certainly the logical move.
[16:56] Sistine
    That's not true! There's no way Sensei would...
[16:59] Glenn
    Sacrifice Rumia?
[17:00] Gibul
    You're not?
[17:01] Glenn
    Of course I'm not.
[17:03] Glenn
    It'll be all right. You know better than
    anyone that she has nerves of steel.
[17:09] Sistine
    Yes!
SIGN    Class
SIGN    Class
[17:10] Announce
    Now, we'll begin the mental
    defense competition!
[17:14] Announce
    This Academy's magical professor,
[17:16] ---
    an authority on mental manipulation
    magic, the Sede, Count Zest!
[17:20] Zest
    Good day.
[17:23] Announcer
    Now we'll start round 1!
[17:26] Announcer
    Count Zest, if you will!
[17:29] Zest
    I'll start with Sleep
    Sound to test things out.
[17:32] Sistine
    Rumia, don't push yourself too hard!
[17:34] Zest
    Grant rest to the body, peace to the
    mind, and let those eyelids fall.
[17:36] Students
    My guardian spirit, pay heed, and
    protect my mind from evil influences!
[17:44] Announcer
    He fell asleep!
[17:45] Announcer
    The sudden dropout comes from Class 1!
[17:47] Announcer
    They must be conserving their forces!
[17:48] Announcer
    Last year's champion, Jaill-kun,
    returns this year, after all.
[17:50] Announcer
    Personally, my attention's on the lone woman,
    Rumia-chan of Class 2. How about you, Count?
[17:55] Zest
    Indeed.
[17:56] Zest
    How much can such a lovely girl endure?
[17:59] Zest
    How far can I corrupt her
    innocent little heart?
[18:05] All
    H-He's a pervert!
[18:08] Rick
    Let's fire him.
[18:09] Announcer
    Next up, Confusion Mind!
[18:11] Man
    Hot!
[18:12] Announcer
    Class 8 is eliminated!
[18:13] Zest
    I don't need boys! If anyone's
    stripping, let it be Rumia-kun!
[18:15] Announcer
    Try to conceal your desires a bit, Count!
[18:18] Announcer
    Well, getting back to business,
[18:19] Announcer
    next up is Charm Mind!
[18:21] Announcer
    They're being manipulated by the pervy count!
[18:24] Announcer
    I said I don't need men!
[18:27] Announcer
    Now we jump right into the count's
    specialty, high-speed chanting!
[18:30] Announcer
    Creepy levels at max!
[18:32] Announcer
    But thanks to that, the unqualified
    are falling, one by one!
[18:35] Announcer
    And who would have guessed?
    The remaining two are
[18:37] ---
    last year's champion, Jaill-kun,
    and Rumia-chan for a one-on-one!
[18:41] Gibul
    She was this strong?
[18:44] Glenn
    Mind Up is a spell to boost
    one's mental fortitude.
[18:47] Glenn
    The stronger one's nerves are,
    the more effective it is.
[18:50] Glenn
    Her mindset, or I guess you could say her
    mind itself, isn't like a regular person's.
[18:54] Glenn
    It's like she's always prepared to die.
[18:57] Glenn
    Still, I thought this'd be an easy win for
    Rumia, but Jaill's something else, too.
[19:03] Zest
    Well, then, it's about time
    to move on to Mind Break.
[19:07] Announcer
    We're finally here!
[19:09] Announcer
    This is one of the most
    advanced, dangerous spells,
[19:12] ---
    which breaks the target's mind
    and renders them unconscious!
[19:14] Zest
    Here I go!
[19:16] Zest
    Listen to the warble of wicked birds,
[19:17] ---
    thy will carried to the heavens,
    thy mind rendered blank!
[19:21] Zest
    Hmm? Are you both all right?
[19:24] Jaill
    This is nothing.
[19:25] Rumia
    I'm fine, too.
[19:27] Announcer
    Impressive! They both withstood it!
SIGN    Mental Defense Final Battle
[19:30] Jaill
    Not bad for a woman.
[19:33] Rumia
    This might be pretty rough.
[19:35] Jaill
    Why don't you drop out?
[19:36] Rumia
    Thanks for worrying about me.
[19:39] Rumia
    But no.
[19:40] Rumia
    I can't afford to lose, either.
[19:43] Rumia
    Sensei said we'd win together!
[19:46] Rumia
    We all fight for one, and one for all.
[19:50] Jaill
    That dumb instructor
    everyone's talking about?
[19:52] Jaill
    Ridiculous.
[19:54] Rumia
    It's really fun.
[19:56] Rumia
    So I need to do my best, too!
[20:01] Jaill
    That so?
[20:02] Zest
    Then, to settle this match,
    I'll just increase the force.
[20:06] Zest
    Are you both mentally prepared?
[20:09] Zest
    There!
[20:15] Announcer
    Oh! And Rumia takes to her knees at last!
[20:18] Zest
    Will you give up?
[20:20] Rumia
    No, I'm fine. I can go—
[20:22] Glenn
    She forfeits.
[20:24] Glenn
    Class 2 will drop out here.
[20:26] Rumia
    Sensei?
[20:27] Rumia
    It's all right. I can keep...
[20:30] Glenn
    You hung in there well.
[20:31] Rumia
    No, Sensei!
[20:33] Glenn
    No, that's enough.
[20:34] Sistine
    Rumia, you don't have to put
    up with it if it's painful.
[20:38] Glenn
    You did great, but you were up
    against the wrong opponent.
[20:41] Glenn
    I never anticipated someone like him.
[20:44] Glenn
    I'm really sorry.
[20:45] Rumia
    No, I had fun.
[20:47] Rumia
    I felt like I was able to
    fight for everyone, too.
[20:51] Glenn
    Oh, yeah?
[20:53] Announcer
    Now then, since you've earned a
    victory in mental defense, Jaill-kun,
[20:56] ---
    how about a word?
[21:00] Zest
    Jaill-kun's unconscious on his feet!
[21:04] Announcer
    Huh? Meaning?
[21:06] Zest
    It's Rumia-kun's victory.
[21:08] Zest
    Even if she withdrew, she cleared the
    previous Mind Break right beforehand.
[21:13] Announcer
    What a surprise! The winner
    is Rumia-chan of Class 2!
[21:16] Sistine
    Rumia! You did it! Congratulations!
[21:19] Rumia
    Thanks!
[21:21] Alicia
    She's blessed with good friends
    and a good mentor.
[21:24] ---
    I'm truly glad I got to
    see her smile like that.
[21:28] Celica
    If you'd said something to me,
    I could've worked something out.
[21:32] Alicia
    It's fine.
[21:33] Alicia
    The fact that I abandoned her won't change.
[21:37] Alicia
    I'm very satisfied today.
[21:39] Alicia
    Especially after seeing her...
    seeing Rumia like this.
[21:44] Celica
    Is that enough?
[21:46] Celica
    Is just seeing her from afar truly enough?
[21:49] Woman
    Your Majesty, why not try being
    honest with yourself, just for today?
[21:54] Celica
    Uh-huh.
[21:58] Class
    You really hung in there!
SIGN    illustration: Arisaka Ako
[23:45] Sistine
    The magic competition is
    finally reaching its finale!
[23:47] Sistine
    But in its midst appears—
[23:49] Celica
    This is sudden, but time for an
    Extinction Ray rapid chant contest! Yay!
SIGN    Rapid Chant Contest
[23:53] Celica
    Now then, starting with Fibel. Go ahead.
[23:55] Sistine
    Wait, rapid chants?!
SIGN    Rapid Chant Contest
[23:57] Celica
    Okay, fail!
[23:57] Sistine
    No way!
[23:58] Glenn
    Red scroll, blue scroll, yellow scroll,
    Tokyo Patent approval office!
SIGN    Rapid Chant Contest
[24:02] Celica
    That's my beloved apprentice!
    You're wrong, though.
[24:04] Sistine
    Aren't you going easy on him?!
[24:05] Celica
    Huh? I heard Glenn's class was talented,
    so I'm disappointed.
[24:09] Rumia
    Return thyself to the cycle of providence,
    the five elements to elements,
SIGN    Rapid Chant Contest
[24:14] ---
    and sever the links woven
    between images and truths.
[24:14] Sistine
    I-Incredible, Rumia!
[24:18] Celica
    You've still got a long way to go!
    Shall I show you how it's done?
[24:21] Celica
    Ahem.
[24:21] Celica
    Return thyshelf—
SIGN    Rapid Chant Contest
[24:25] Celica
    I messed up.
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor
SIGN    Next Episode The Queen and the Princess

5 - The Queen and the Princess

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[00:02] Announcer
    Wow!
[00:03] Announcer
    And again, Class 2 comes from behind!
SIGN    Class
SIGN    Class
SIGN    Class
[00:06] Announcer
    Who could've imagined this turn of
    events at this year's magic competition?!
[00:09] Announcer
    This year's dark horse,
[00:11] Class2
    We did it!
[00:11] ---
    Glenn-sensei's Class 2-2,
    won't stop climbing the ranks!
[00:17] Albert
    It's Glenn.
[00:19] Re=L
    Yeah, that's definitely Glenn.
[00:21] Albert
    He left without saying a word,
[00:25] Albert
    and now we find him here.
[00:29] Re=L
    What are you doing, Albert?
[00:31] Albert
    What are you planning to do, Re=L?
[00:33] Re=L
    To go settle the score with Glenn.
[00:36] Re=L
    Ow.
[00:37] Re=L
    Don't you want to see Glenn, Albert?
[00:40] Albert
    There's plenty I want to say to that man,
[00:42] Albert
    but right now our mission comes first.
[00:45] Re=L
    Mission?
[00:46] Albert
    Our mission of overseeing
    the Imperial Guards charged
[00:50] ---
    with protecting Her Majesty, the Queen.
[00:52] Re=L
    Why?
[00:53] Re=L
    They're our allies.
[00:55] Albert
    We received word of suspicious activity
    within the ranks of the Imperial Guard.
[01:00] Albert
    There's a chance they may try
    something against Her Majesty.
[01:04] Albert
    That's what our bosses are wary of.
[01:06] Re=L
    In other words, I should
    settle the score with Glenn.
[01:10] Re=L
    That's what you're saying?
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor
SIGN    The Queen and the Princess
[02:54] Glenn
    Damn it, they're all flaunting their food.
[02:59] Glenn
    Guess I'll stave off my hunger
    with another shirotte sprig.
[03:02] Lynn
    U-Um, Sensei?
[03:08] Glenn
    What is it, Lynn?
[03:10] Glenn
    I'm willing to help, as long as
    it's not money you need.
[03:13] Lynn
    Um, about my competition this afternoon...
[03:17] Lynn
    Could I switch with someone else?
[03:20] Glenn
    You're in the transmutation contest, right?
[03:23] Lynn
    Yes.
[03:24] Lynn
    I've practiced the Self Illusion
    spell the best I could,
[03:29] ---
    but I just can't get it to work right.
[03:31] Glenn
    So you want to swap with someone else.
[03:33] Glenn
    But what do you want to do?
[03:35] Lynn
    Huh?
[03:36] Glenn
    You actually want to participate, right?
[03:38] Glenn
    You love transmutation magic, don't you?
[03:40] Lynn
    Y-Yes, I do.
[03:41] Lynn
    Transmutation is, well... It's like a chance
    for me to become someone else.
[03:46] Glenn
    Then participate.
[03:48] Glenn
    It won't be a problem.
[03:49] Lynn
    B-But...
[03:50] Lynn
    Everyone's all excited about aiming
    for victory together with you,
[03:53] Lynn
    so if I dragged everyone down...
[03:55] Glenn
    Oh, so that's why you're so worked up?
[03:58] Glenn
    This is the magic competition.
    It's a festival.
[04:01] Glenn
    So long as you all enjoy yourselves
    to the fullest, that's all that matters.
[04:04] Lynn
    B-But...
[04:06] Glenn
    Oh, well. I'll give you a bit of a special lecture.
[04:09] Glenn
    First of all, let's review Self Illusion.
    What are the characteristics of the spell?
[04:13] Lynn
    Huh? Uh...
[04:14] Lynn
    It's black magic that lets you
    cloak yourself in an illusion.
[04:17] Glenn
    Precisely.
[04:18] Glenn
    It's not some grandiose spell that reshapes
    your physical body to transform.
[04:23] Glenn
    Behold my phantasmagoria, enacted by myself.
[04:27] Glenn
    I shan't sing with another's voice.
[04:34] Glenn
    As you can see, it's just a shell, so you can
    transform into whatever you imagine.
[04:38] Lynn
    Incredible!
[04:39] Glenn
    In short, the reason Self Illusion
    isn't working for you is because
[04:43] ---
    the image in your mind is still vague.
[04:45] Glenn
    What are you trying to transform into?
[04:47] Lynn
    Uh, the Angel of Time, La Tilika-sama.
[04:51] Glenn
    Then go borrow a book about icons.
[04:53] Glenn
    If you restrengthen your
    vision, it'll work for sure.
[04:57] Glenn
    You're more talented than you think.
[04:59] Glenn
    Besides, even if you do fail,
[05:02] ---
    I'll stop anyone who tries to
    blame you with my iron fist.
[05:06] Glenn
    So relax and just do it!
[05:09] Glenn
    What's so funny?
[05:10] Lynn
    It's just... Hearing "Rumia" say such manly things...
[05:14] Lynn
    All right, Sensei. I'll give it a shot!
[05:17] Glenn
    Yeah.
[05:23] Sistine
    Rumia! There you are!
[05:29] Sistine
    Let's hurry and eat lunch.
[05:30] Sistine
    I made your share too, Rumia.
[05:33] Sistine
    Also, where did that man go off to?
[05:37] Glenn
    Calm down, Glenn.
[05:39] Glenn
    There's nothing lower than a teacher
    tricking a student out of her lunch!
[05:46] Sistine
    Jeez, Rumia, were you that hungry?
[05:48] Rumia
    Yeah, I might seriously die
    if I don't eat something soon.
[05:53] Sistine
    Y-You sound desperate.
[05:55] Glenn
    It's all right. I won't eat all of it.
[05:58] Glenn
    Just a small bite—no, two bites—to sample it!
[06:01] Glenn
    Well, I'm digging in!
[06:03] Rumia
    Sisti, there you are!
[06:04] Rumia
    Sorry I kept you... waiting...
[06:07] Rumia
    Huh?
[06:07] Glenn
    Wh-What's this?!
[06:09] Glenn
    There's two Rum—no, two mes!
[06:13] Sistine
    Power, pay heed, and return them to zero.
[06:19] Glenn
    Well, that's that.
[06:21] Sistine
    You jerk!
[06:23] Glenn
    What?!
[06:24] Sistine
    I can't believe a teacher would transform
    into a student just to steal her lunch!
[06:27] Rumia
    N-Now, now...
[06:29] Sistine
    After I woke up early to make them...
[06:33] Sistine
    That scumbag!
[06:40] ---
    Ow...
[06:41] Glenn
    That white cat really sent me flying.
[06:50] Glenn
    I feel like I'm steadily sinking
    lower as a human being.
[06:57] Rumia
    Sensei!
[07:07] Rumia
    You looked like you were hungry,
    so if you'd like...
[07:10] Glenn
    Thank you very much, my angel!
[07:12] Glenn
    I'll humbly accept it with great joy!
[07:17] Glenn
    The juicy, fresh acidity of the tomato...
[07:20] Glenn
    the savory, perfectly salted ham...
[07:23] Glenn
    and the body of this thinly-sliced cheese
    create an exquisite harmony!
[07:27] Glenn
    Did you make this yourself?!
[07:29] Rumia
    Oh, I'm pretty clumsy, so I'm
    not very good at cooking.
[07:33] Glenn
    Then who did?
[07:35] Rumia
    That's a secret...
[07:36] Rumia
    At the request of the one who made it.
[07:38] Rumia
    All I can say is that she got up early and
    made this lunch for a certain man,
[07:43] Rumia
    but they fought, so she lost
    her chance to give it to him.
[07:46] Rumia
    So she was about to throw it away,
    but I didn't want it to go to waste.
[07:50] Glenn
    Jeez, so I'm just replacing a trash can?
[07:54] Glenn
    My condolences to that girl,
    but that man is real scum.
[07:58] Glenn
    He should just accept it
    if a girl made it for him.
[08:02] Glenn
    Jeez, what a bastard.
[08:09] Glenn
    Whew, I'm stuffed.
[08:12] Glenn
    Thanks for the food. It was amazingly good.
[08:14] Rumia
    Oh, good! I'm sure the girl
    who made it will be happy.
[08:17] Glenn
    All right, time to head back.
[08:19] Alicia
    You're Glenn Radars, correct?
[08:22] Alicia
    Do you have a moment?
[08:24] Glenn
    Yeah, sorry. I'm fresh out of moments.
[08:27] Glenn
    I just finished eating,
    so I'm gonna be really busy—
[08:31] Glenn
    Your Majesty?!
[08:37] Zelos
    Where has Her Majesty gone?
[08:39] Soldier
    I only took my eyes off of
    her for a moment, and...
[08:42] Zelos
    Fool. Find her at once!
[08:45] Soldier
    Yes, sir!
[08:47] Celica
    Did you see that, Headmaster?
[08:49] Celica
    How panicked that Imperial Guard looked!
[08:51] Rick
    To think you'd hide Her
    Majesty with your magic.
[08:54] Rick
    You're as frightening a woman as ever.
[08:58] Eleanor
    Celica-sama.
[09:00] Celica
    What is it, Eleanor?
[09:01] Eleanor
    There's something I'd like to discuss
    with you while Her Majesty is absent.
[09:09] Alicia
    It's been a year.
[09:10] Alicia
    Have you been well?
[09:12] Glenn
    Oh, yes, of course!
[09:13] Alicia
    Please raise your head.
[09:16] Alicia
    I've always wanted to apologize to you.
[09:22] Alicia
    You devoted yourself to this nation,
[09:25] ---
    yet you were expelled from the
    Court Mage Corps in such a fashion...
[09:29] Glenn
    No, no, no!
[09:30] Glenn
    I just quit because I got sick of the work!
[09:33] Glenn
    You can't be lowering your head to a
    social failure like me, Your Majesty!
[09:38] Alicia
    Glenn.
[09:39] Glenn
    M-More importantly, Your Majesty,
[09:40] ---
    what brings you here without
    any of your guards?
[09:45] Alicia
    It's been a long time, Ermiana.
[09:48] Alicia
    How have you been?
[09:50] Alicia
    You've grown awfully tall.
[09:52] Alicia
    How is your life with the Fibel family?
[09:55] Alicia
    Ah, this is like a dream.
[09:57] Alicia
    Being able to see you again...
[10:04] Alicia
    Ermiana...
[10:05] Rumia
    Um, I beg your pardon, but...
[10:07] Rumia
    While this may be rude of me,
    I believe you have the wrong person.
[10:12] Rumia
    I'm Rumia.
[10:13] Rumia
    Rumia Tingel.
[10:15] Rumia
    With all due respect, Your Majesty seems
[10:18] ---
    to have confused me for the late
    Princess Ermiana El Kel Alzano.
[10:29] Alicia
    Yes, you're right.
[10:32] Alicia
    Ermiana...
[10:33] Alicia
    That girl passed away from
    an epidemic three years ago.
[10:37] Alicia
    My apologies for putting you through
    such unpleasantness, Rumia-san.
[10:42] Rumia
    No apology is necessary.
[10:43] Rumia
    Now, if you'll excuse me.
[10:49] Alicia
    I figured she wouldn't accept me.
[10:52] Alicia
    She wouldn't see me as her mother now.
[10:57] Alicia
    I'll be going back now, Glenn.
[10:59] Glenn
    Huh? Oh, sure.
[11:04] Alicia
    Please, take care of her.
[11:06] Glenn
    Certainly.
[11:17] Zelos
    Your Majesty!
[11:20] Alicia
    My, Zelos.
[11:22] Alicia
    You found me?
[11:25] Zelos
    Please forgive my rudeness, Your Majesty.
[11:28] Zelos
    I'll have to secure your person for a while.
[11:34] Albert
    I can't believe this.
[11:36] Albert
    The Imperial Guard is restraining Her Majesty.
[11:39] Albert
    To think they'd actually take action.
[11:42] Albert
    Imperial Guard General Commander, Zelos.
[11:44] Albert
    He's a veteran said to have fought on par
[11:47] ---
    with the great swordsman Johannes
    during the Divine War 40 years ago.
[11:51] Albert
    He shouldn't be the type of man to act rashly.
[11:58] Albert
    Where do you think you're going?
[12:00] Re=L
    I'll kill all our enemies.
[12:02] Albert
    The Imperial Guard are the soldiers
    most loyal to Her Majesty.
[12:06] Albert
    I find it hard to believe
    they'd harm the queen.
[12:09] Albert
    They must be plotting something else.
[12:12] Re=L
    I've devised a strategy.
[12:13] Re=L
    I'll charge the enemy from the front.
[12:16] Re=L
    You follow me and charge
    from the front after I do.
[12:26] Announcer
    Class 2's Teresa-chan clears 50 kilograms!
[12:35] Glenn
    The former princess, wiped from existence
    because of her special ability, huh?
[12:42] Sistine
    Sensei...
[12:45] Sistine
    What is it, white cat?!
    Gonna blast me away again?
[12:47] Sistine
    I'm not!
[12:48] Sistine
    Um, Rumia hasn't come back yet...
[12:52] Sistine
    Have you heard anything from her?
[12:55] Glenn
    White cat, lend me your ear.
[12:57] Sistine
    Wh-What is it?
[13:00] Sistine
    Huh?
[13:02] Glenn
    Well, anyone would want some time
    alone after going through that, right?
[13:07] Glenn
    Guess I'll go look for her.
[13:09] Glenn
    Having fun with her friends
    should help distract her, too.
[13:13] Glenn
    Take care of the class for me.
[13:15] Sistine
    R-Right.
[13:16] Sistine
    Please take care of Rumia.
[13:18] Glenn
    Leave it to me.
[13:19] Glenn
    I'm full enough now that I could
    search for her all day.
[13:23] Sistine
    Huh?
[13:24] Glenn
    The great angel Rumia-sama
    brought me some sandwiches.
[13:28] Glenn
    Ones someone else made that were
    headed for the trash, apparently, but...
[13:33] Sistine
    R-Really? And you ate them?
[13:36] Sistine
    Good work being a pitiful trash disposal.
[13:38] Glenn
    They were super good, though.
[13:42] Glenn
    They were nothing fancy,
    but they were made with care,
[13:45] ---
    and they tasted really good.
[13:47] Glenn
    And hey, don't call them trash.
[13:49] Glenn
    That's rude to the person who made them.
[13:51] Glenn
    I thought you were nice to everyone but me?
[13:54] Sistine
    I-I know!
[13:56] Sistine
    Jeez! Just hurry up and go!
[14:13] Glenn
    What're you looking at?
[14:15] Rumia
    Sensei...
[14:19] Rumia
    There's nothing inside this locket.
[14:22] Rumia
    I feel like there was once a portrait
    of someone precious inside it, but...
[14:28] Rumia
    It's strange, isn't it?
[14:30] Rumia
    For me to keep this on my person at all times.
[14:33] Glenn
    Not really.
[14:34] Glenn
    Are you sure it's not still packed
    full of something precious?
[14:39] Rumia
    Sensei... You know, don't you?
[14:42] Rumia
    That Her Majesty and I...
[14:44] Glenn
    Yeah.
[14:45] Rumia
    What do you think I should've done earlier?
[14:50] Rumia
    I know why Her Majesty abandoned me.
[14:54] Rumia
    I'm the devil incarnate...
    A cursed, taboo being.
[14:58] Rumia
    One of the gifted.
[14:59] Rumia
    And since I was born with
    this special ability,
[15:02] Rumia
    I could become a bomb to
    damage the royal family's status.
[15:07] Rumia
    So I do think disposing of me was
    necessary for this country's future.
[15:15] Rumia
    But still, part of me can't forgive
    Her Majesty for doing that.
[15:20] Rumia
    I think I'm mad at her.
[15:22] Glenn
    Logic doesn't apply in cases
    like that, after all.
[15:25] Rumia
    Yet I also want to call her "Mother" one more
    time, and I want to hug her again, too.
[15:32] Rumia
    But Sisti's mother and father
    took me in, and it feels like
[15:38] ---
    I'd be betraying them if I did that.
[15:41] Rumia
    So what should I have done?
[15:45] Glenn
    This is just my philosophy.
[15:47] Glenn
    Humans are creatures that always get hurt
[15:49] ---
    and feel regret whenever they
    make a choice on something.
[15:53] Rumia
    Huh?
[15:54] Glenn
    It's easy to say "choose so that you'll
    have no regrets," but that's impossible.
[16:00] Glenn
    No matter how hard you've
    agonized over your path,
[16:02] ---
    you'll always regret
    something about it later.
[16:05] Glenn
    That's just how we humans are made.
[16:11] Glenn
    Which is why I think our true
    feelings are important.
[16:14] Rumia
    True feelings?
[16:15] Glenn
    Yeah.
[16:16] Glenn
    If you choose your path
    based on your true feelings,
[16:19] ---
    it'll hurt just a little less when
    you feel the same regret, right?
[16:24] Glenn
    Rumia,
[16:25] Glenn
    what is it that you want to do?
[16:28] Rumia
    I don't understand my own feelings on this.
[16:33] Glenn
    Long ago, I was a mage serving
    in the Imperial Army.
[16:38] Glenn
    Due to the nature of my work,
    I visited the court pretty often.
[16:42] Glenn
    And when I did, I saw the person
    with the most power there
[16:45] ---
    wearing the exact same locket as yours.
[16:49] Glann
    She probably couldn't bring herself to
    throw away the one that matched yours.
[16:52] Glann
    Which means your answer's been
    there for a long time, hasn't it?
[16:55] Glann
    It doesn't matter if it's
    just pent-up resentment.
[16:58] Glann
    Why don't you start by confronting her
[17:00] ---
    with how you really feel,
    instead of running away from it?
[17:03] Rumia
    Sensei...
[17:05] Glann
    Well, I'm not exactly one to talk,
    after all the running I've done.
[17:10] Rumia
    I'm scared, though.
[17:13] Rumia
    The thought of her turning
    those cold eyes on me again...
[17:16] Rumia
    So, um...
[17:21] Rumia
    Could you come with me, Sensei?
[17:26] Glenn
    Sheesh... All right. I'll go with you.
[17:29] Rumia
    Thank you very much!
[17:34] Glenn
    The Imperial Guard?
[17:40] Soldier
    Rumia Tingel, correct?
[17:42] Rumia
    Huh? Y-Yes.
[17:46] Soldier
    With all due pardon,
[17:47] ---
    you're charged with conspiracy to
    assassinate Her Majesty, Queen Alicia VII.
[17:51] Soldier
    There's no room for bargaining.
[17:52] Soldier
    You're to be executed for
    treason and insulting royalty!
[17:56] Rumi
    M-Me? Assassinate Her Majesty?
[18:00] Glenn
    That's one bad joke. Show us your proof.
[18:02] Soldier
    I'm not obligated to disclose
    that to an outsider.
[18:05] Glenn
    You're going to execute her
    without a trial or a warrant?
[18:07] Soldier
    This is Her Majesty's direct order.
[18:11] Glenn
    Cut the crap!
[18:12] Soldier
    Hand over that woman.
[18:13] Soldier
    If you continue to defend her,
    you'll be executed for treason, too.
[18:18] Rumia
    I'll do as you ask.
[18:21] Glenn
    Rumia?!
[18:22] Rumia
    I'll pay for the sin of turning
    against Her Majesty with my life.
[18:28] Rumia
    So please spare Sensei.
[18:30] Glenn
    You idiot! What are you sayi—
[18:33] Rumia
    Sensei!
[18:34] Soldier
    Come!
[18:44] Soldier
    Close your eyes, and don't move.
[18:46] Soldier
    If I miss your vitals,
    you'll only prolong your suffering.
[18:50] Rumia
    Yes.
[18:52] Rumia
    I always thought this day
    would come eventually.
[18:55] Rumia
    That one day, that woman
    would decide to end me.
[19:02] Rumia
    Oh, I see.
[19:05] Rumia
    She came to see me since it's the last time.
[19:07] Rumia
    I was supposed to die back then,
    but I've lived for over three years.
[19:11] Rumia
    I managed to create many wonderful memories.
[19:13] ---
    You can do it!
[19:17] Rumia
    So now...
[19:19] Glenn
    Keep those eyes closed.
[19:21] Rumia
    Huh?
[19:25] Soldier
    M-My eyes!
[19:33] Glenn
    Jeez, they hit me damn hard.
[19:35] Rumia
    Sensei!
[19:36] Rumia
    What did you...
[19:37] Glenn
    Huh? The spell, Flash Light.
[19:39] Glenn
    It only blinded them.
[19:40] Rumia
    Sensei! Why would you save me?!
[19:43] Glenn
    The white cat would yell
    at me if I abandoned you.
[19:45] Rumia
    This is no time to be joking around!
[19:47] Rumia
    You'll be convicted, too!
[19:49] Glenn
    Because I promised.
[19:51] Rumia
    Huh?
[19:52] Glenn
    Well, don't you worry.
[19:54] Glenn
    Her Majesty would never eliminate
    you without even a trial.
[19:59] Glenn
    There has to be something else
    behind this execution order.
[20:02] Glenn
    If we can just meet with Her Majesty...
[20:04] Soldier
    Over there!
[20:05] Soldier
    You traitors!
[20:07] Rumia
    Wh-What are we going to do, Sensei?!
[20:09] Glenn
    What do we do?
[20:11] Glenn
    Rule of time, balance of the scales,
    let the plate of order tip portside.
[20:19] Soldier
    After them!
[20:20] Soldier
    Don't let the rebels escape!
[20:21] Glenn
    Jeez...
[20:22] Glenn
    Why do troubles keep coming
    one after another?
[20:25] Glenn
    This is why I didn't want to work.
[20:27] Rumia
    Sensei...
[20:29] Glenn
    The problem is how to slip past the
    Imperial Guard and meet Her Majesty.
[20:34] Glenn
    Wait...
[20:35] Glenn
    Now that I think about it, we don't
    need to meet with her directly, do we?
[20:47] Celica
    Glenn?
[20:48] Glenn
    Oh, Celica!
[20:49] Glenn
    You're with Her Majesty, right?
[20:51] Glenn
    I have to favor to ask. See...
[20:52] Celica
    I can't do anything.
[20:55] Glenn
    Wait, I haven't said anything!
[20:57] Celica
    Sorry, Glenn. I can't say anything.
[21:00] Celica
    I'll say it once more.
[21:02] Celica
    I can't do anything. I can't say anything.
[21:05] Glenn
    You're not fooling around, are you?
[21:08] Celica
    No.
[21:09] Glenn
    And our situation?
[21:10] Celica
    I have a rough idea.
[21:12] Glenn
    Why are the Imperial Guards
    going out of control?
[21:15] Glenn
    Why has Her Majesty ordered
    the execution of Rumia?
[21:19] Glenn
    You can't say, can you?
[21:20] Celica
    Glenn, you're the only one.
[21:22] Glenn
    What?
[21:23] Celica
    You're the only one who can
    break up this situation.
[21:26] Celica
    Yes, "only you."
[21:29] Celica
    Think hard about the meaning of that.
[21:30] Celica
    And find some way to come before the queen.
[21:33] Glenn
    H-Hey!
[21:35] Glenn
    Damn it!
[21:35] Rumia
    Sensei...
[21:37] Glenn
    Come before the queen, huh?
[21:40] Glenn
    The queen's protected by well-trained guards.
[21:42] Glenn
    Plus, there's her captain, Zelos.
[21:45] Glenn
    Damn, this is clearly more than I can handle.
[21:49] Glenn
    How do I...
[22:01] Glenn
    Y-You!
SIGN    illustration: Kobuichi
[23:46] Rumia
    Ah, so cute!
[23:47] Sisti
    Were they abandoned here?
[23:48] Sisti
    Jeez, what an irresponsible owner!
[23:52] Rumia
    Hey, why don't we find owners for them?
[23:54] Sisti
    That sounds good.
[23:57] Both
    Huh?
[23:58] Rumia
    Hey, Sisti, there's someone
    suspicious over there.
[24:00] Sisti
    I think that man's been watching
    our class this whole competition!
[24:03] Rumia
    Oh, no, scary!
[24:04] Both
    Let's go tell Sensei about this!
[24:07] Albert
    Good for you, kittens.
[24:10] Glenn
    Hey, hey!
[24:11] Glenn
    Where's the pervert imagining dirty
    things as he ogles my students?!
SIGN    Next Episode The Evil Being
[24:14] Glenn
    H-Hey!
[24:16] Albert
    Long time no see.
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor
[24:19] Glenn
    Who are you again?

6 - The Evil Being

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[00:01] Eleanor
    I've placed a conditional cursed necklace
    around Her Majesty's neck.
[00:10] Eleanor
    We'll be putting Her Majesty's life to use.
[00:14] Eleanor
    For our noble mission as
    Researchers of Divine Wisdom.
[00:18] Celica
    What? The Researchers of Divine Wisdom?!
[00:25] Eleanor
    There's only way to release the death curse.
[00:29] Eleanor
    If you want to save the Queen,
    then by sundown—
[00:33] Announcer
    And now they've taken the lead!
[00:36] Announcer
    Glenn-sensei's Class 2 refuses to
    yield an inch to Class 1's advances!
[00:41] Celica
    Glenn...
[00:49] Glenn
    Are you all right, Rumia?
[00:50] Rumia
    Yes!
[00:56] Re=L
    I beseech creation, grant unto
    my hands a great blade.
[01:08] Rumia
    That's... alchemy?
[01:10] Glenn
    I never expected the Court
    Mage Corps to show up.
[01:13] Glenn
    Silver ice wolf, race forth, clad in blizzard!
[01:18] Re=L
    It won't work, Glenn.
[01:20] Re=L
    Prepare yourself.
[01:23] Glenn
    Close combat via alchemy and
    long-range sniping magic?!
[01:28] Glenn
    No!
[01:28] Glenn
    I can't dodge!
[01:43] Albert
    It's been a while, Glenn.
[01:46] Glenn
    Albert?!
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor
SIGN    The Evil Being
[03:19] Glenn
    What were you thinking, you idiot?!
[03:22] Re=L
    Glenn, that hurts.
[03:23] Glenn
    I nearly died!
[03:25] Rumia
    Um, Sensei, who are these people?
[03:29] Glenn
    Comrades from my Imperial Army days.
[03:33] Glenn
    Imperial Court Mage Corps Special Forces
    Executioner #17, The Star, Albert,
[03:39] Glenn
    and #7, The Chariot, Re=L.
[03:43] Glenn
    I'd say you can rest easy since
    they're trustworthy, but I can't.
[03:48] Re=L
    Albert, casting military-grade
    spells in the city was careless.
[03:52] Glenn
    The same goes for you, too!
[03:55] Albert
    This is no time to play around.
[03:57] Glenn
    Huh?
[03:58] Albert
    The Imperial Guards have placed
    Her Majesty under watch,
[04:01] Albert
    and it looks like they're operating on their
    own to eliminate the former princess.
[04:06] Glenn
    And Celica?
[04:07] Albert
    She's in the VIP seats, but doesn't
    seem to be planning any action.
[04:11] Glenn
    That's odd.
[04:12] Glenn
    She could easily handle a guard or two.
[04:16] Glenn
    I don't get it.
[04:18] Glenn
    Why would they go after
    Rumia now, of all times?
[04:22] Albert
    That's unclear at present.
[04:25] Re=L
    Thinking won't help.
[04:27] Re=L
    I've come up with a plan to
    get us out of this situation.
[04:31] Glenn
    Oh? Let's hear it.
[04:32] Re=L
    First, I'll charge the enemy from the front.
[04:35] Re=L
    Then, Glenn, you'll charge
    the enemy from the front.
[04:38] Re=L
    Finally, Albert will charge
    the enemy from the front.
[04:41] Re=L
    Ow! Ow!
[04:43] Glenn
    You need to do something about that habit
    of charging in without thinking, idiot!
[04:49] Rumia
    You three seem like good friends.
[04:51] Glenn
    Huh? You're kidding, right?
[04:53] Glenn
    Well, I'm glad I don't have to fight you guys.
[04:58] Glenn
    Please, lend us your help.
[05:02] Albert
    Where should we begin?
[05:04] Glenn
    Celica said, "Find some way
    to come before the Queen."
[05:08] Glenn
    That must be our way out of this mess.
[05:11] Albert
    Your basis for that?
[05:12] Glenn
    Former Special Forces Executioner #21,
    The World, Celica Arfonia,
[05:19] ---
    a Septende, and the greatest
    mage on the continent...
[05:23] Glenn
    She's petty and ill-tempered,
    but she never says anything meaningless.
[05:28] Glenn
    Believe me.
[05:30] Glenn
    Either way, things will only
    get worse at this rate.
[05:32] Glenn
    I'm placing my bets on her.
[05:34] Albert
    Very well.
[05:35] Albert
    I'll trust you.
[05:38] Announcer
    Class 1 shows off their strength for an
    overwhelming win in Detection & Unlocking!
[05:42] Announcer
    Class 2's steady advance ends
    here as they fall a step behind!
[05:46] Student
    I knew it! Without Glenn-sensei...
[05:48] Wendy
    Where did he go at such an important time?
[05:53] Albert
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[05:58] Albert
    You guys are Class 2, right?
[06:01] Albert
    I'm Albert, an old friend of Glenn Radars.
[06:04] Albert
    This is Re=L.
[06:06] Albert
    I heard he started teaching at this
    school, so I came to watch,
[06:10] ---
    but something urgent came up,
    and Glenn can't get away from it.
[06:15] Albert
    So he gave me a message for all of you:
[06:17] Albert
    "I'm leaving Albert in command of the class."
[06:22] Albert
    And...
[06:25] ---
    "Win, please."
[06:28] Albert
    That's all.
[06:30] Student
    "Win, please"?
[06:32] Sisti
    But hearing that from a complete stranger...
[06:36] Re=L
    Please, trust us.
[06:41] Sisti
    You're...
[06:47] Sisti
    All right.
[06:48] Sisti
    Please lead our class, Albert-san.
[06:51] Class
    Sistine?!
[06:52] Lynn
    Are you sure about these people?
[06:55] Sistine
    No matter who's in command, what we
    need to do hasn't changed, right?
[06:59] Sistine
    We'll defeat Class 1 and
    win with all of us together.
[07:02] Student
    Well, yeah, but...
[07:04] Sistine
    Besides, if we lose while Sensei's not around...
[07:08] Glenn
    You guys really are hopeless
    without me, aren't you?
SIGN    So close! What a shame!
[07:12] Glenn
    Sorry for making you lose by
    stepping out partway through!
[07:16] Student
    He would say that.
[07:17] Wendy
    That's annoying! Incredibly annoying!
[07:20] Student
    Hearing that stupid teacher say that
    is the one thing I can't tolerate.
[07:23] Student
    Damn it! We'll do it! We'll do this!
[07:28] Announcer
    Now, the magic competition
    is entering its final stages.
[07:30] Announcer
    Class 2's strong performance
    is now losing steam!
[07:33] Announcer
    If they lose the next event, transmutation,
    Class 2's hopes for victory will be dashed!
[07:38] Hurley
    It does indeed look like
    Glenn Radars isn't there.
[07:42] Hurley
    Without him around, Class 2 is
    nothing but an unorganized mob.
[07:46] Hurley
    Seta, crush them all at once!
[07:48] Seta
    Yes, Hurley-sensei.
[07:52] Announcer
    Oh, my! Seta transformed
    into a splendid dragon!
[07:56] Announcer
    His scores are...
[07:57] Announcer
    9, 9, 10, and 9, for a total of 37 points!
[08:01] Announcer
    Has this match been settled?!
[08:03] Lynn
    Th-This is impossible...
[08:06] Lynn
    Albert-san?
[08:10] Albert
    It looks like you've put in an
    awful lot of image training.
[08:14] Albert
    So relax and go out there.
[08:15] Albert
    This is the magic competition.
    It's a festival.
[08:18] Albert
    Even if you do fail, I'll stop
    anyone who tries to blame you
[08:22] ---
    with my iron fist.
[08:25] Lynn
    He sounds like Glenn-sensei.
[08:29] Albert
    Got it?
[08:30] ---
    Yes, sir.
[08:31] Announcer
    Now, next up is Lynn-chan from Class 2!
[08:34] Announcer
    What transformation is she going to show us?!
[08:39] Lynn
    Behold, my phantasmagoria, enacted by myself.
[08:43] Lynn
    Watch me, Sensei.
[08:54] Announcer
    It's an angel!
[08:55] Announcer
    An image of La Tilika, right out of
    iconography, has descended before us!
[09:01] Announcer
    10, 10, 10, 10! A perfect score of 40!
[09:04] Announcer
    She's beaten Seta!
[09:06] Announcer
    Class 2 has found their momentum again!
[09:11] Announcer
    In the next event, Granzia,
[09:12] Announcer
    they made a huge comeback
    with a conditional spell!
[09:14] Announcer
    Their fantastic teamwork
    earns them a victory!
[09:18] Guy
    Sensei, we did it!
[09:19] Announcer
    And now Class 2 has finally
    caught up to Class 1!
[09:23] Announcer
    Who will win the magic competition this year?
[09:27] Announcer
    The outcome will be determined by
    the final event, the magic duels!
[09:35] Zelos
    You haven't captured them yet?
[09:36] Soldier
    W-Well, that magic instructor
    is aiding her escape.
[09:41] Zelos
    What's taking you so long against one mage?
[09:44] Zelos
    Find the princess at once,
[09:47] Zelos
    and kill her.
[09:51] Announcer
    We're in the middle bouts of the duels,
    and neither is giving an inch!
[09:55] Announcer
    However, the earth elemental
[09:57] ---
    summoned by Gibul has captured Kreiss!
[10:01] Kreiss
    I-I give!
[10:02] Announcer
    And Kreiss has given up!
[10:05] Announcer
    Second to bat for Class 2, Gibul,
[10:07] ---
    recovers from Kash-kun's defeat and
    returns the match score to 1-1!
[10:11] Kash
    Y-You saved us out there, Gibul!
[10:13] Gibul
    Hmph. It was the natural outcome.
[10:16] Announcer
    The match is finally down to the final bout!
[10:18] Announcer
    We have Heinkel from Class 1,
    and Sistine from Class 2.
[10:22] Announcer
    It's a face-off between these two,
    each representing their grade!
[10:25] Sistine
    It's finally my turn.
[10:26] Gibul
    I got them fired up for you.
[10:28] Gibul
    I hope you don't let that go to waste.
[10:30] Sistine
    Aren't you supposed to say,
    "The rest is up to you"?
[10:33] Albert
    "If you pull off a victory,
[10:35] ---
    I'll let you eat and drink as much you want!"
[10:38] Albert
    says Glenn.
[10:41] Albert
    We're counting on you.
[10:43] Sistine
    You can count on us!
[10:51] Announcer
    Sistine falters under Heinkel's Fire Wall!
[10:56] Hurley
    Finish her, Heinkel!
[10:57] Heinkel
    Yes, sir.
[10:59] Wendy
    Hang in there, Sistine!
[11:01] Kash
    Glenn-sensei's gonna treat
    us if you win, you know!
[11:05] (Flashback) Albert
    Win, please.
[11:07] (Flashback) Re=L
    Please, trust us.
[11:10] Sistine
    I know, for crying out loud!
[11:15] Sistine
    Keep them at bay, wall of tempest,
[11:19] ---
    and grant peace to those below!
[11:24] Heinkel
    I'm bound by wind? What is this spell?!
[11:27] Sistine
    Storm Wall!
[11:28] Heinkel
    An altered spell?
[11:30] Heinkel
    Thunder spri—
[11:31] Sistine
    Too slow!
[11:32] Sistine
    Pay heed, great wind!
[11:39] Announcer
    I-It's over!
[11:41] Announcer
    Sistine's Gale Blow sent Heinkel
    right out of the ring!
[11:45] Announcer
    The winners are Class 2!
[11:47] Announcer
    Class 2 is victorious!
[11:48] ---
    Yeah!
[11:51] Class
    We did it!
[11:59] Soldiers
    That's as far as you go.
[12:03] Announcer
    And now for the award ceremony.
[12:06] Announcer
    The winner, second-year Class 2,
[12:09] ---
    will receive a medal from
    Her Majesty the Queen, Alicia VII.
[12:13] Announcer
    Here are the winners, second-year Class 2!
[12:17] Announcer
    Huh?
[12:19] Alicia
    Albert and Re=L?
[12:22] Celica
    You made it.
[12:23] Alicia
    Huh?
[12:24] Albert
    The representative instructor of the
    class winning the magic competition
[12:29] ---
    will earn the honor of receiving a medal
    directly from Her Majesty herself.
[12:34] Glenn
    I've been waiting for this moment.
[12:40] Wendy
    Glenn-sensei and Rumia?!
[12:43] Zelos
    Impossible! You two are
    supposed to be on the run!
[12:47] Glenn
    We traded places with some
    friends along the way.
[12:50] Glenn
    Using Self Illusion.
[12:53] Sistine
    I knew it! You were Rumia!
[12:56] Zelos
    Get them!
[12:57] Celica
    Back off.
[12:59] Sistine
    That's...
[13:01] Glenn
    Oh? An isolation barrier?
[13:05] Glenn
    How considerate, Celica.
[13:06] Zelos
    Celica-dono...
[13:08] Glenn
    Now then, this might be
    forward of me, Your Majesty,
[13:10] ---
    but that man and your Imperial Guard
    are unjustly using your name
[13:15] ---
    to try and kill an innocent young girl.
[13:17] Zelos
    Shut up, traitor!
[13:19] Glenn
    But I've safely protected Rumia, and the
    Imperial Guard is outside this barrier.
[13:24] Glenn
    Your Majesty, please order them
    to stop this senseless violence.
[13:29] Zelos
    We cannot do that.
[13:32] Glenn
    What?
[13:33] Zelos
    When all this is over, I will take
    responsibility and kill myself.
[13:37] Zelos
    But Her Majesty...
[13:39] Zelos
    Her Majesty, the one bearing
    this nation on her shoulders,
[13:41] Zelos
    must be protected at all costs!
[13:44] Zelos
    And Her Majesty herself
[13:46] ---
    must sacrifice many things
    to preserve her own life!
[13:51] Zelos
    There is no time.
[13:53] Zelos
    Your Majesty, for the sake of the people,
    please give us your decision.
[14:00] Alicia
    This is a direct order.
[14:03] Alicia
    Put that girl, Rumia Tingel, to the sword.
[14:09] Alicia
    I cannot allow that girl to exist.
[14:13] Alicia
    I wish she had never existed.
[14:14] Alicia
    I never once loved her.
[14:18] Alicia
    I will never cease to regret
    that I gave birth to her.
[14:23] Glenn
    H-Hold on a minute, Your Majesty!
    Why would you tell such lies?
[14:27] Rumia
    Is that...
[14:29] ---
    how you truly feel, then?
[14:34] Alicia
    Yes.
[14:38] Zelos
    My gratitude for your quick
    judgment, Your Majesty.
[14:43] Glenn
    Celica, what's going on?!
[14:46] Glenn
    Damn it! How did this happen?
[14:49] Glenn
    Wasn't everything supposed to be fixed
    once we came to see Her Majesty?
[14:53] (Flashback) Alicia
    I figured she wouldn't accept me.
[14:56] (Flashback) Alicia
    She wouldn't see me as her mother now.
[15:05] Glenn
    But why would she tell such a lie right now?
[15:08] Glenn
    If she really wanted to kill Rumia,
    she would only need to say, "Kill her."
[15:17] Glenn
    So there's a reason why
    she can't speak the truth?
[15:20] Celica
    I can't do anything. I can't say anything.
[15:24] Celica
    You're the only one who can
    break up this situation.
[15:27] Glenn
    Could it be...
[15:30] Glenn
    Your Majesty, that's a very pretty necklace.
[15:37] Alicia
    Isn't it?
[15:39] Alicia
    It's my favorite.
[15:41] Glenn
    Your favorite, huh?
[15:44] Glenn
    But doesn't it tire your shoulders?
[15:47] Glenn
    Shouldn't you take it off?
[15:49] Alicia
    Certainly not.
[15:50] Alicia
    I don't want to remove it.
[15:53] Glenn
    I see.
[15:55] Zelos
    What are you up to, mage?
[15:58] Glenn
    Rumia,
[16:00] ---
    your mother really does love you.
[16:06] Zelos
    Don't move!
[16:10] Rumia
    S-Sensei!
[16:13] ---
    Die!
[16:15] Rumia
    No!
[16:24] Zelos
    Your Majesty, what are you...
[16:38] Glenn
    So it really was a conditional
    cursed necklace.
[16:43] Glenn
    If you remove it, the wearer dies.
[16:45] Glenn
    If a set time passes, they die.
[16:48] Glenn
    If they reveal how to
    undo the curse, they die.
[16:51] Glenn
    It's a classic ploy that's
    been worn out from overuse.
[16:54] Glenn
    The only way to dispel it
[16:57] ---
    was to kill Rumia, wasn't it?
[17:02] Celica
    I had faith in you, Glenn.
[17:04] Glenn
    I nearly got myself killed! Jeez...
[17:08] Zelos
    Why didn't the curse activate?
[17:14] Zelos
    The Fool Arcana?
[17:16] Zelos
    What?! The complete sealing of
    magic within a specified area?
[17:21] Zelos
    Were you...
[17:24] Glenn
    Now, then, Your Majesty,
    you should cut back on the lies.
[17:27] Rumia
    Huh? Lies?
[17:30] Glenn
    Yeah. If she'd slipped up when
    speaking, it would've activated.
[17:34] Glenn
    It was all a kind of riddle to make me
    realize there was a cursed item involved.
[17:40] Alicia
    I'm sorry, Ermiana!
[17:43] Alicia
    I hurt you again!
[17:46] Rumia
    Your Majesty?
[17:48] Alicia
    I'm so glad...
[17:49] Alicia
    I'm so glad you're safe.
[17:55] Rumia
    Mom!
[18:06] Soldier
    Her Majesty is safe!
[18:17] Albert
    We were assigned two missions.
[18:21] Albert
    One was observing the Imperial Guard,
    which has shown extremist tendencies lately.
[18:26] Albert
    The other was to investigate the
    backgrounds of those close to Her Majesty.
[18:30] Albert
    Heretic mage of the Researchers
    of Divine Wisdom, Eleanor Chalet,
[18:35] Albert
    you will tell us why you tried
    to kill the former princess.
[18:40] Eleanor
    I see the Empire's not
    entirely full of blockheads.
[18:45] Eleanor
    "Akashic Records."
[18:49] Eleanor
    Let's just say that's what the princess is for.
[18:52] Re=L
    You won't escape!
[19:02] Glenn
    Her Majesty's chief handmaiden?
[19:05] Albert
    It just means the Researchers of
    Divine Wisdom have infiltrated
[19:08] ---
    that far into the core of the Empire already.
[19:10] Glenn
    So there's bound to be others still?
[19:13] Albert
    I'll have to return and plan
    countermeasures at once.
[19:16] Albert
    You be careful, too.
[19:19] Glenn
    Thanks for everything, Albert, Re=L.
[19:23] Re=L
    Glenn, next time, we'll settle things.
[19:25] Glenn
    Sure.
[19:27] Glenn
    Wait, no way!
[19:30] Rumia
    Sensei!
[19:34] Glenn
    How'd it go?
[19:40] Celica
    You're going already?
[19:41] Alicia
    Yes. I feel like she confronted
    me with all of her feelings.
[19:46] Alicia
    It was all thanks to you, Celica.
[19:49] Alicia
    Please continue looking after her so she
    can always enjoy health and happiness.
[19:55] Celica
    Yeah. Have faith in Glenn.
[19:58] Rumia
    I feel much better after talking
    things over with my mom.
[20:02] Rumia
    It was all thanks to you, Sensei.
[20:04] Glenn
    I didn't do a thing.
[20:08] Rumia
    Sensei, how did you know?
[20:11] Rumia
    That Mom was lying?
[20:16] Glenn
    Three years ago, when you were kidnapped,
[20:19] ---
    Her Majesty asked for my help.
[20:22] (Flashback) Alicia
    Please, Glenn.
[20:24] (Flashback) Alicia
    I know I'm in no position to ask this of anyone,
[20:28] (Flashback) Alicia
    but still, please save her! Save Ermiana!
[20:34] Glenn
    I saw her tears myself.
[20:37] Rumia
    I see.
[20:40] Rumia
    So that's why you remembered our
    promise from three years ago.
[20:45] (Flashback) Glenn
    There are still enemies left.
[20:47] (Flashback) Glenn
    You'll never get through
    this if you keep that up,
[20:50] (Flashback) Glenn
    but if you'll stop crying, then...
[20:55] Rumia
    "I will definitely be on your side.
[20:59] ---
    I promise."
[21:01] Rumia
    To think those words still held true.
[21:04] Glenn
    A promise is a promise, after all.
[21:07] Rumia
    I guess I've been saved again.
[21:10] Rumia
    By both you and Mom.
[21:13] Glenn
    They worked hard, too.
[21:16] Glenn
    I earned the reward
    and three months' salary.
[21:20] Glenn
    I suppose I can reward them a little.
[21:23] Class
    Sensei! We've been waiting for you!
[21:27] Sisti
    You're awfully late, you know!
[21:32] Rumia
    What's going on, Sisti?!
[21:34] Wendy
    She ate too much of the
    brandy cake for dessert!
[21:38] Sisti
    Sensei, you helped Rumia again, didn't you?
[21:43] Sisti
    I'm impressed.
[21:46] Glenn
    Stop it, white cat!
[21:48] Glenn
    Your face is too close!
[21:52] Glenn
    The reward money and three months'
    salary are gone, just like that?!
[21:59] Glenn
    All of you, form a line!
[22:02] Glenn
    I've got an Extinction Ray for all of you!
[22:05] Class
    Yay!
SIGN    illustration: Buriki
[23:44] Sistine
    The Researchers of Divine Wisdom are
    truly a terrifying organization!
[23:47] Rumia
    What do you think they're planning?
[23:51] Rumia
    I'm not sure why, but I feel like
[23:53] ---
    she knows something about the
    Researchers of Divine Wisdom!
[23:55] Sistine
    I'm not sure why, but I think so, too.
[23:57] Rumia
    I'll ask her!
[23:57] Sisti
    Rumia, it's dangerous!
[23:59] Rumia
    What kind of group is the
    Researchers of Divine Wisdom?
[24:02] Eleanor
    You're asking that?
[24:03] Both
    Gulp!
[24:04] Eleanor
    The Researchers of Divine Wisdom is...
[24:06] Eleanor
    a group where we have fun eating snacks
    and practicing magic together!
[24:10] Sisti
    Huh?
[24:10] Rumia
    Wow!
[24:11] Eleanor
    We welcome anyone who loves magic!
[24:13] Rumia
    How much to join?
[24:13] Eleanor
    3,000 ilpoky!
[24:14] Rumia
    I'll join!
[24:15] Glenn
    Me, too! Me, too!
[24:16] Sisti
    Absolutely not!
[24:19] Rumia
    I'll have to break my piggy
    bank when I get back.
SIGN    Next Episode: The Sea of Falling Stars
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor
[24:21] Sisti
    Absolutely not!

7 - The Sea of Falling Stars

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[00:05] Sisti
    No more, Sensei.
[00:07] Sisti
    I can't go on.
[00:09] Glenn
    Well, you are a sheltered young lady.
[00:11] Glenn
    Maybe that's the best you
    can do with no practice.
[00:14] Sisti
    Can you really get better at this?
[00:17] Glenn
    Sure. You've gotten a lot better
    than when you first started.
[00:24] Glenn
    Don't let yourself get too cold.
[00:26] Glenn
    You are a girl, after all.
[00:29] Sisti
    It smells like Sensei.
[00:35] Sisti
    By the way, Sensei, why are we...
[00:39] Sisti
    practicing hand-to-hand combat?!
[00:42] Glen
    I figured it was about time
    you brought that up!
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor
SIGN    The Sea of Falling Stars
[02:26] Sisti
    You mentioned special training,
    so I was expecting to learn
[02:29] ---
    some new spells, or how to
    raise one's magic power.
[02:32] Glenn
    By practicing hand-to-hand combat,
[02:34] ---
    you hone your sense of when to
    attack and defend in magic duels.
[02:39] Sisti
    It feels like you're just venting your
    frustration at my constant nagging.
[02:43] Glenn
    Of course, that's part of it, too.
[02:44] Sisti
    It is?!
[02:45] Glenn
    Well, for the time being,
    we'll focus on hand-to-hand combat,
[02:48] ---
    and once you're capable enough there,
    I'll teach you military magic.
[02:53] Sisti
    Military magic?
[02:55] Glenn
    Scared?
[02:56] Glenn
    But if you really want to protect Rumia
    when it comes to that, you'll need power.
[03:01] Glenn
    Don't worry.
[03:03] Glenn
    If military magic scares you, I can
    have faith that you'll use it correctly,
[03:08] ---
    without being swayed by magic's dark side.
[03:15] Glenn
    Well, it's obviously best if it never
    comes to that, but you never know.
[03:21] Sisti
    Please continue to give me your
    guidance and encouragement!
[03:36] Rumia
    Sensei! Good morning!
[03:38] Glenn
    Good morning.
[03:39] Rumia
    Sensei, you look terrible.
[03:41] Rumia
    Did you not get enough sleep?
[03:43] Sisti
    You're worried about Rumia,
[03:44] ---
    so you've been waiting for
    her every day, right, Sensei?
[03:47] Glenn
    That's not it.
[03:49] Rumia
    You don't have to worry about me.
    You can take it easy.
[03:52] Glenn
    I just always happen to be walking on
    the same street at the same time.
[04:04] Re=L
    I've been wanting to see you, Glenn.
[04:05] G
    R-Re...
[04:08] G
    What the hell are you doing?!
[04:10] G
    You trying to kill me?!
[04:12] Re=L
    Greeting you?
[04:13] Both
    Huh?
[04:15] Glenn
    How is this a greeting?!
[04:17] Re=L
    But Albert said this is what I should do
    when reuniting with a comrade in arms.
[04:20] Glenn
    He's behind this?!
[04:22] Glenn
    Does he hate me that much, damn it?!
[04:25] Sisti
    That's the girl from the magic competition.
[04:28] Rumia
    Re=L, right?
[04:29] Rumia
    And that outfit is...
[04:31] Glenn
    Wait, you mean...
[04:32] Glenn
    You're the transfer student?
[04:35] Sisti
    What do you mean?
[04:37] Glenn
    Apparently, the imperial government
    decided to assign a formal guard to Rumia.
[04:41] Glenn
    So they were going to dispatch one of their
    mages undercover as a transfer student.
[04:45] Glenn
    But I never expected her, of all people...
[04:47] Rumia
    You came here just for me? That's reassuring.
[04:51] Rumia
    I hope we'll get along well.
[04:53] Re=L
    Yeah, leave it to me.
[04:55] Re=L
    I'll protect Glenn.
[04:57] Both
    Huh?
[04:57] Glenn
    You're protecting Rumia, not me!
[05:00] Glenn
    The blonde, cute, super cute Rumia-chan!
[05:03] Glenn
    Okay?!
[05:04] Re=L
    I don't get it, but I'd rather
    protect Glenn than Rumia.
[05:08] Glenn
    Quit spewing nonsense!
[05:11] Re=L
    Ow. Stop it.
[05:12] Glenn
    Just to be clear, you can't expose
    your identity or your mission!
[05:16] Glenn
    Absolutely not!
[05:17] Glenn
    Absolutely not, you hear?!
[05:18] Sisti
    Will we be...
[05:20] Rumia
    ...okay?
[05:26] Glenn
    Uh, starting today you have
    a new classmate, Re=L Rayford.
[05:31] Glenn
    So, yeah, be nice to her.
[05:34] Glenn
    I'll have her introduce herself.
[05:36] Glenn
    Go on.
[05:37] Re=L
    Re=L Rayford.
[05:41] Glenn
    You idiot, I just said your name!
[05:43] Glenn
    Say something about yourself, like
    what your hobbies are or whatever.
[05:47] Re=L
    Got it.
[05:48] Re=L
    I'm Re=L Rayford.
[05:50] Re=L
    I'm enlisted in the Imperial Army,
[05:53] ---
    serving in the Imperial Court
    Mage Corps Special Forc—
[05:57] Re=L
    In the future, I'm...
[05:59] Re=L
    Hoping to join the Imperial Army?
[06:02] Re=L
    And I came from the Iteria region?
    To learn magic at this school?
[06:03] Student
    She's an odd girl.
[06:05] Student
    Well, she's cute, though.
[06:07] Glenn
    Anyway, treat her well, okay?
[06:09] Wendy
    May I ask one question?
[06:12] Wendy
    You said you're from Iteria. Did you
    come here without your family?
[06:17] Re=L
    I had an older brother, but...
[06:20] Glenn
    Oh, sorry.
[06:21] Glenn
    Please avoid questions about her family.
[06:24] Glenn
    She has no relatives right now.
[06:26] Wendy
    I'm so sorry! I didn't know.
[06:31] Kash
    Hey!
[06:32] Kash
    It seems like you two know each other,
    so what's your relationship?
[06:37] Re=L
    My relation to Glenn?
[06:38] Glenn
    Oh, about that...
[06:42] Re=L
    Glenn is my everything.
[06:44] Re=L
    I've decided to live my life for Glenn.
[06:49] Girl
    How bold!
[06:51] Men
    Rejected already!
[06:53] Glenn
    Whoa! What are you saying?!
[07:02] Sisti
    Thunder sprites, shock!
[07:08] Sisti
    Yes!
[07:09] Rumia
    You've gotten a lot better lately.
[07:11] Glenn
    Well done, white cat.
[07:13] Glenn
    Landing all six shots at this
    distance is just plain incredible.
[07:17] Sisti
    I-It was natural!
[07:19] Glenn
    Okay, now... You're up next, Re=L.
[07:33] Gibul
    Now, let's see what she can do.
[07:35] Kash
    She did say she's aiming
    to join the Imperial Army.
[07:41] Re=L
    Thunder sprites, pay heed,
    and strike with your electric shock.
[07:48] Glenn
    I've never really seen Re=L
    use Shock Bolt before,
[07:52] ---
    but I didn't think she'd be this bad...
[07:56] Sisti
    Is she really in the Imperial Mage Corps?
[07:59] Rumia
    Maybe she's nervous?
[08:03] Glenn
    What's wrong?
[08:03] Glenn
    You have one more left.
[08:05] Re=L
    Do we have to use Shock Bolt for this?
[08:08] Glenn
    It's not that you have to,
[08:09] ---
    but it's the only spell students can use
    that would hit from this distance.
[08:13] Re=L
    So any spell is fine?
[08:15] Glenn
    If it can achieve the goal.
[08:16] Re=L
    Got it.
[08:17] Glenn
    Military magic is off limits!
[08:20] Re=L
    I beseech creation, grant unto
    my hands a great blade.
[08:32] Glenn
    H-Hey, Re=L! Hold on!
[08:46] Re=L
    Six out of six.
[09:00] Glenn
    She's totally seen as the
    dangerous kid in the class now.
[09:05] Rumia
    Hey, Re=L, what are you doing for lunch?
[09:08] Re=L
    Lunch is unnecessary.
[09:09] Re=L
    I can go for three days without eating.
[09:12] Rumia
    But it must hinder your work
    if you don't eat enough.
[09:17] Re=L
    You have a point.
[09:18] Rumia
    We're heading to the cafeteria now.
    Would you like to join us?
[09:23] Re=L
    Cafeteria?
[09:27] Rumia
    This is it. What do you think?
[09:30] Re=L
    There's a lot of people.
[09:33] Re=L
    And good smells.
[09:34] Rumia
    Come on, let's go place our order!
[09:40] Rumia
    I'm having my usual. What about you, Re=L?
[09:47] Rumia
    Want to get that?
[09:49] Rumia
    Or would you rather have the
    same thing I'm getting?
[09:54] Rumia
    Looks like you prefer the strawberry tart.
[10:01] Rumia
    Well? Do you like it?
[10:02] Re=L
    Yeah.
[10:03] Rumia
    I'm so glad. Sisti loves those, too.
[10:07] Re=L
    You want some? I'll share.
[10:14] Sisti
    I-It's all right. You can eat them
    all yourself! I'm fine!
[10:19] Re=L
    Really?
[10:20] Sisti
    Y-Yeah.
[10:27] Sisti
    Jeez, Re=L, you've got cream on your face.
[10:30] Sisti
    Here, hold still.
[10:33] Sisti
    There, all clean.
[10:36] Re=L
    Thanks.
[10:39] Sisti
    Try not to spill any.
[10:47] Wendy
    When did you three get to be so close?
[10:50] Kash
    Watching her like that,
[10:52] ---
    it's hard to imagine her chucking
    a huge sword and breaking a golem.
[10:57] Wendy
    No one's gonna take them from you.
[11:02] Sisti
    It's all right. You can take your time.
[11:10] Glenn
    Leaving Rumia's protection up to Re=L...
[11:13] Glenn
    What is the military thinking?
[11:16] Celica
    I hear she's quite the oddball.
[11:18] Glenn
    Yeah. I hope she uses this as a chance
    to learn how to socialize better.
[11:23] Celica
    Isn't it her teacher's job to teach her that?
[11:27] Glenn
    Yeah.
[11:29] Glenn
    I hope she manages to pick something
    up on our upcoming field trip.
[11:34] Glenn
    I don't know if it'll go that well, though.
[11:37] Celica
    You're starting to resemble a teacher now.
[11:40] Glenn
    Shut up!
[11:42] Glenn
    Anyway, you're here looking things up again?
[11:46] Celica
    Oh, yeah.
[11:54] Kash
    I wish we could've gone to Canturley's
    army mage research facility.
[11:58] Cecil
    I'd have preferred someplace else, too.
[12:01] Rodde
    Getting to go to the place you
    want is all a matter of luck.
[12:04] Glenn
    Rest assured. Without a doubt,
    you boys are definitely in luck.
[12:10] Glenn
    Just think!
[12:12] Glenn
    Where's the alchemy research lab located?
[12:15] Kash
    Cineria Island, a famous beach resort!
[12:18] Glenn
    Yes!
[12:19] Glenn
    Cineria Island is hot all year round,
[12:21] ---
    and even now, it's warm enough
    to swim in the ocean there.
[12:24] Ky
    S-Swimming!
[12:27] Glenn
    And all the girls in our
    class are off the charts!
[12:35] Glenn
    You get the rest, right?
[12:36] Glenn
    So be quiet and follow me!
[12:39] Men
    Yeah!
[12:44] Sisti
    Boys are such idiots, and our
    instructor is the worst of all.
[12:55] Man
    Hey, young ladies! Since you're so cute,
    how about some rare goods?
[12:59] Glenn
    Could you please not peddle your
    shady wares to my students?
[13:03] Glenn
    Shoo, shoo.
[13:06] Man
    "Shady" was uncalled for.
[13:08] Man
    These are all rare articles from
    the Alzano Imperial Family!
[13:12] Glenn
    Yeah, yeah. Enough already.
[13:15] Glenn
    If you're here, then Re=L's just a decoy?
[13:18] Albert
    Yeah.
[13:20] Albert
    I'm the real guard, keeping my distance.
[13:22] Glenn
    Figures.
[13:23] Glenn
    So what's your reason for going out
    of your way to make contact with me?
[13:29] Albert
    Be careful of Re=L.
[13:31] Albert
    She's dangerous.
[13:32] Glenn
    That's not a funny joke.
[13:34] Albert
    You know it well. You and I both.
[13:38] Glenn
    That's in the past.
[13:41] Albert
    As naïve as ever, I see.
[13:43] Albert
    I've warned you.
[13:59] Sisti
    So this is Cineria Island.
[14:08] Rumia
    Sensei, hang in there.
[14:09] Re=L
    Glenn, you look strange.
[14:11] Sisti
    Jeez, are you all right, Sensei?
[14:14] Sisti
    You should've picked a different
    place if you can't handle boats.
[14:17] Sisti
    Like Canturley's army mage research lab.
[14:21] Glenn
    Beautiful women in swimsuits
    take priority over all else.
[14:26] Glenn
    Isn't that a given?
[14:28] Glenn
    Even if this place were in the middle
    of a war, I'd have chosen it.
[14:32] Men
    Sensei, we'll follow you forever!
[14:35] Sisti
    Quit saying stupid things, and let's go.
[14:40] Rumia
    You wanted to distance
    us from military magic.
[14:44] Rumia
    That's why you chose this place, right?
[14:45] Glenn
    That's not it.
[14:47] Glenn
    I just wanted to see all of you in swimsuits.
[14:53] Rumia
    Yoohoo!
[14:55] Rumia
    Sisti, Re=L, hurry over here!
[14:59] Sistine
    I'm coming!
[15:02] Sistine
    Want to swim with us, Re=L?
[15:04] Re=L
    Yeah.
[15:09] Glenn
    See, what did I tell you?
[15:11] ---
    Just be quiet and follow me.
[15:13] Men
    Sensei!
[15:14] Glenn
    You're free until nightfall.
    Go have as much fun as you want.
[15:17] Men
    Yes!
[15:18] Men
    Hooray!
[15:23] Glenn
    You're as stiff as ever, huh?
[15:26] Gibul
    It's none of your business.
[15:28] Gibul
    We didn't come here to play around.
[15:31] Rumia
    Sensei, how do I look?
[15:34] Glenn
    Oh, it looks really good
    on you! You're super cute!
[15:37] Rumia
    Thank you, Sensei.
[15:40] Glenn
    White cat, you've got some style, too.
[15:44] Glenn
    Easy on the eyes!
[15:47] Sisti
    Don't stare at me like that.
[15:55] Sisti
    Jeez.
[15:59] Glenn
    What's wrong?
[16:00] Re=L
    Nothing.
[16:03] Glenn
    I thought you all were playing over there?
[16:06] Sisti
    They started talking about
    playing beach volleyball.
[16:08] Rumia
    Would you like to join us, too?
[16:10] Glenn
    Beach volleyball, huh?
[16:12] Glenn
    But I'll get sunburnt.
[16:15] Glenn
    Come on, bring it!
[16:16] Glenn
    What's the matter?
[16:22] Rodde
    Invisible hand!
[16:30] Glenn
    Take that!
[16:42] Kash
    Now we start the traditional
    event of every field trip,
[16:45] ---
    "Operation: Infiltrate the Girls' Room!"
[16:47] Ky
    Is this all right?
SIGN    Tree
[16:47] [SONG] Map
    Bedroom
[16:49] Kash
    Don't worry. I've already scouted
    the route to the girls' room.
SIGN    Room assignments
SIGN    Start
SIGN    Route
[16:52] Rodde
    Way to go, Kash! You're always prepared.
[16:55] Ky
    And what about Glenn-sensei?
[16:57] Kash
    Already accounted for.
[16:58] Kash
    The likelihood of Sensei patrolling in
    the next thirty minutes is near zero.
[17:02] Ky
    Wow, that's perfect.
[17:04] Kash
    All right, guys, are you ready
    to make the best memories ever?
[17:09] Glenn
    Actually, it won't be that easy.
[17:12] Rodde
    N-No way!
[17:13] Kash
    Why are you here, Sensei?!
[17:15] Glenn
    You idiots!
[17:16] Glenn
    If I were you all, I would definitely!
[17:18] ---
    Use this route!
[17:19] ---
    At this moment!
[17:20] ---
    Tonight, to sneak into the girls' room!
[17:24] Kash
    Right.
[17:26] Glenn
    But rules are rules,
    so back to your rooms you go.
[17:29] Kash
    There are times when a man can't back down!
[17:31] Kash
    Now is that moment!
[17:33] Ky
    We have our pride, too!
[17:35] Rodde
    We're growing boys, after all!
[17:36] Glenn
    I see. You've steeled
    yourselves for this, huh?
[17:39] Glenn
    Then, as your teacher,
    I'll have to remove you by force!
[17:44] Kash
    We'll defeat you and head for Eden!
[17:48] Kash
    Let's go, guys!
[17:49] Glenn
    Bring it on!
[17:54] Sistine
    Honestly, boys are such idiots.
[17:58] Re=L
    I've never seen Glenn
    having so much fun before.
[18:01] Sisti
    Really? He's like that all the time at school.
[18:06] Re=L
    He used to be really gloomy.
[18:08] Re=L
    That's why I thought I had to
    stay near him and protect him.
[18:14] Sisti
    Re=L?
[18:17] Wendy
    Everyone, let's play a card game!
[18:20] Wendy
    Re=L, you should join us, too!
[18:22] Re=L
    Cards? Play?
[18:25] Re=L
    Me, too?
[18:26] Wendy
    Yes!
[18:26] Re=L
    Okay. I don't get it, but I'll play.
[18:30] Wendy
    Let's get this going!
[18:32] Rumia
    She's really fitting in now, huh?
[18:35] Sisti
    Yeah, she is.
[18:46] Glenn
    Ow...
[18:48] ---
    Do those guys know no restraint?
[18:58] Glenn
    Well, it was a good change of pace.
[19:06] Rumia
    Pretty!
[19:07] Sisti
    It really is.
[19:10] Rumia
    What do you think?
[19:12] Sisti
    Do you find this boring, Re=L?
[19:17] Re=L
    I'm not really sure, but...
[19:20] Re=L
    I'll never tire of this sight.
[19:24] Rumia
    We're both glad we've
    gotten to know you, Re=L.
[19:28] Re=L
    Why?
[19:30] Sisti
    It can't be explained.
[19:33] Rumia
    We're just happy to be your friends.
[19:37] Re=L
    Friends?
[19:43] Re=L
    Friends...
[19:44] Re=L
    I don't get it, but I kind of like it.
[19:51] Glenn
    What did he mean, "be careful" of her?
[19:53] Glenn
    She's just a normal girl.
[20:13] Glenn
    Re=L, what are you doing?
[20:16] Re=L
    I wanted to see you.
[20:19] Glenn
    Okay, well, let's head back.
[20:22] Re=L
    Hey, why did you leave?
[20:27] Re=L
    Well, actually...
[20:29] Re=L
    I do feel guilty about just up and
    quitting the Imperial Mage Corps.
[20:35] Re=L
    Without you, Glenn,
[20:38] Re=L
    I don't know what I'm living for.
[20:41] Glenn
    H-Hey, now, that's not true.
[20:43] Glenn
    Just today you were having fun playing with
    Rumia, the white cat, and the others, right?
[20:47] Re=L
    I don't get it.
[20:49] Glenn
    You could just become a
    student at this academy.
[20:52] Glenn
    Wash your hands of the Imperial Mage Corps.
[20:54] Re=L
    That's not it.
[20:55] Re=L
    I live for you.
[20:57] Glenn
    No, you don't!
[20:58] Glenn
    Pursuing your own happiness
    is what your brother—
[21:05] Re=L
    I don't get it.
[21:06] Glenn
    Huh?
[21:07] Re=L
    I don't understand what you're saying at all!
[21:10] Re=L
    What's wrong with it?!
[21:11] Glenn
    H-Hey, just calm down, Re=L.
[21:14] Re=L
    What's wrong with fighting to protect you?!
[21:16] Re=L
    Why won't you stay by my side?!
[21:19] Re=L
    I hate it!
[21:20] Glenn
    Re=L?
[21:21] Re=L
    Rumia, Sistine...
[21:23] Re=L
    Did they steal you away from me?
[21:25] Glenn
    What led you to that conclusion?
[21:27] Re=L
    Shut up, shut up!
[21:28] Re=L
    It's all because of them!
[21:30] Re=L
    I hate them all!
[21:31] Re=L
    I hate them!
[21:31] Glenn
    Hey, Re=L! Wait!
[21:47] Glenn
    Things never work out like I expect.
[21:52] Eleanor
    Our organization is proactively
    looking into that matter.
[21:56] Lainel
    We've already made preparations
    for the Amplifier.
[22:02] Eleanor
    Well, then...
[22:04] Eleanor
    To that which we both seek.
SIGN    illustration: Nakajima Yuka
[23:45] Re=L
    Why?!
[23:47] Re=L
    I don't understand anything
    you're saying, Glenn!
[23:50] Re=L
    Why can't I do the next episode preview?
[23:53] Glenn
    Don't ask me.
SIGN    Next Episode: The Fool and The Star
[23:54] Sisti
    Re=L, doing the preview
    is harder than you think.
SIGN    Next Episode: The Fool and The Star
[23:58] Sisti
    It's a huge responsibility.
[23:59] Re=L
    But I want to do it!
[24:00] Rumia
    Sensei, can't you let Re=L give it a shot?
SIGN    Next Episode: The Fool and The Star
[24:03] Glenn
    Oh, fine. Re=L, give it a try.
[24:06] Re=L
    Next time on RokuAka, Glenn and I will—
[24:09] Re=L
    And Rumia will—
[24:10] Rumia
    Thunder sprites, shock!
[24:11] Re=L
    And Sistine will—
[24:12] Sistine
    Pay heed, great wind!
[24:16] Re=L
    Shut up, shut up, shut up!
SIGN    Next Episode: The Fool and The Star
[24:17] Re=L
    Why won't you all keep quiet?!
[24:19] Glenn
    Well, Re=L-san, that's
    because you're spoiling it.
[24:21] Re=L
    I hate you all!
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor

8 - The Fool and The Star

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[00:11] Sisti
    Are we still not at the research lab?
[00:14] Sisti
    Are you all right, Rumia?
[00:16] Rumia
    This might be a little tough for me.
[00:18] Sisti
    And Re=L...
[00:23] Rumia
    She seems fine.
[00:24] Sisti
    Yeah.
[00:26] Sisti
    Anyway, we really freaked out when we
    woke up and you weren't in the room.
[00:30] Sisti
    You shouldn't go off on
    your own so much, okay?
[00:33] Sisti
    Besides, if you keep doing things
    like that, you'll end up like him.
[00:38] Sisti
    Like Glenn-sensei.
[00:43] Both
    Re=L?!
[00:44] Rumia
    Are you all right?
[00:50] Re=L
    Don't touch me.
[00:52] Sisti
    Hey, Re=L!
[00:54] Sisti
    Rumia's showing concern for you.
[00:55] Re=L
    Shut up.
[00:57] Re=L
    Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
[00:59] Re=L
    Shut up!
[01:03] Re=L
    Don't bother me anymore!
[01:06] Sisti
    Re=L?
[01:07] Re=L
    I hate you all!
[01:15] Sisti
    Why?
[01:16] Rumia
    Do you think she really hated being with us?
[01:22] Glenn
    That's not true.
[01:25] Sisti
    Sensei?
[01:26] Glenn
    She's a little unstable right now.
[01:29] Glenn
    I said something I shouldn't have said
    last night, and it made her mad.
[01:34] Glenn
    Sorry.
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor
SIGN    The Fool and The Star
[03:18] Burks
    Welcome, everyone from the
    Alzano Imperial Magic Academy.
[03:23] Burks
    I'm the director of this
    white alchemy research lab,
[03:26] ---
    Burks Blaumohn.
[03:28] Glenn
    Hello.
[03:30] Glenn
    Thank you for your cooperation
    with our field research.
[03:41] Rumia
    Let's just give her some space for now.
[03:44] Sisti
    Yeah.
[03:47] Burks
    White alchemy is a field that
    combines alchemy and white magic.
[03:53] Burks
    In this field, we deal
    primarily with life itself.
[03:56] Burks
    That's why it's necessary for us
    to be located in a place like this,
[04:01] ---
    one constantly refilled with fresh mana.
[04:08] Sisti
    Rumia, what's wrong?
[04:10] Rumia
    Huh?
[04:10] Rumia
    Oh, it's nothing.
[04:15] Burks
    Here, we research the combining
    of multiple plants and animals
[04:19] ---
    to create chimeras.
[04:22] Kash
    That's awesome!
[04:23] Cecil
    Yeah!
[04:25] Wendy
    It's ingenious!
[04:26] Sisti
    I was planning to major in magic
    archaeology in the future,
[04:30] ---
    but this is making me reconsider a bit.
[04:33] Sisti
    How about you, Rumia?
[04:34] Rumia
    I'm aiming for the mage bureaucracy, so...
[04:37] Rumia
    Besides, looking at this place
    makes me feel kind of...
[04:41] Rumia
    Well, it makes me wonder if it's really
    okay for people to manipulate life
[04:46] ---
    as they please like this.
[04:51] Sisti
    True...
[04:52] Sisti
    If you delve too deep into this,
[04:55] ---
    you could fall down the path
    to becoming an evil mage.
[05:02] Sisti
    But it looks like they aren't
    doing that research here, either.
[05:06] Rumia
    Huh?
[05:06] Sisti
    I guess it's probably obvious, though.
[05:09] ---
    I'm talking about research into
    reviving or resuscitating the dead.
[05:12] Sisti
    In the past, the empire launched a grand
    project called "Project Revive Li—
[05:16] Burks
    You know your history well.
[05:21] Burks
    I'm surprised to hear that
    phrase from a student.
[05:24] Sisti
    Oh, it's no big deal...
[05:25] Sisti
    But in our classes, we're taught
    that reviving or resuscitating
[05:29] ---
    a dead person is theoretically impossible.
[05:31] Burks
    Precisely.
[05:32] Burks
    At present, there is no magic
    that can overturn that theory.
[05:36] Burks
    That's why we have what's known
    as Project Revive Life, which—
[05:39] Glenn
    Project Revive Life involves
[05:42] Glenn
    a body created through
    alchemy using a Gene Code,
[05:44] ---
    the genetic code of the person to be revived;
[05:47] Glenn
    an Astral Code, memories
    transformed into data;
[05:50] Glenn
    and Alter Ether, which initializes
    or resets someone's spirit.
[05:54] Glenn
    Those three elements are
    combined to revive someone.
[05:58] Glenn
    At least, that's the technique.
[05:59] Sisti
    Hey, Sensei!
[06:00] Sisti
    I'm grateful for the explanation,
    but why are you butting in?
[06:04] Glenn
    Oh, sorry about that!
[06:05] Glenn
    I was just so intrigued by your discussion.
[06:07] Burks
    In short, it's the idea of combining
    copies to create a copied person.
[06:13] Rumia
    But can you really call that revival?
[06:17] Burks
    Indeed, it's hard to call that revival.
[06:19] Burks
    It's no more than creating a duplicate
    of who they were shortly prior.
[06:25] Glenn
    Relax.
[06:27] Glenn
    This research was abandoned long ago.
[06:30] Glenn
    Multiple people had to die
    in order to revive one person.
[06:35] Glenn
    That kind of thing would never be allowed.
[06:40] Burks
    Indeed.
[06:42] Burks
    We humans are not gods.
[06:43] ---
    We don't have the right to
    decide who should live or die.
[06:47] Burks
    Project Revive Life is research
    that should remain sealed away.
[06:52] Burks
    However, I've heard rumors that
    the Researchers of Divine Wisdom
[06:57] ---
    have stolen and successfully
    completed that research.
[07:02] Glen
    That's only an urban legend.
[07:05] Sisti
    Um, this is purely out of curiosity,
[07:09] ---
    but aside from the three elements you
    mentioned, what else would be needed
[07:15] ---
    to make Project Revive Life succeed?
[07:18] Burks
    All I can think of is original magic.
[07:22] Burks
    If someone possessed original magic
[07:25] Burks
    necessary to Project Revive
    Life, then just maybe...
[07:30] Sisti
    B-But the chances of someone like that
    showing up are astronomically small, right?
[07:37] Burks
    Indeed.
[07:39] Burks
    Either way, making that research successful
[07:42] ---
    would require something that
    makes the impossible possible.
[07:58] Sisti
    Rumia, Kash and the others
    invited us to go eat lunch.
[08:02] Sisti
    They're heading to a local
    restaurant on this island.
[08:06] Sisti
    Rumia?
[08:17] Sisti
    Hey, Re=L?
[08:18] Sisti
    Everyone's going into town for lunch.
    Would you like to come with us?
[08:22] Re=L
    No.
[08:27] Glenn
    Hey, cut it out already, Re=L.
[08:30] Glenn
    You can't keep sulking alone forever.
[08:32] Re=L
    Shut up!
[08:42] Glenn
    That idiot.
[08:44] Re=L
    It's their fault!
[08:48] Re=L
    They're the ones...
[08:50] Re=L
    They took Glenn.
[08:53] Re=L
    I hate them!
[09:17] Re=L
    Why?
[09:20] Re=L
    Why?
[09:29] Glenn
    Re=L is just a child.
[09:32] Glenn
    She may look like she's the
    same age as all of you,
[09:35] Glenn
    but mentally, she's still a little child.
[09:39] Glenn
    She didn't have a choice.
    It's how she was born.
[09:43] Glenn
    Anyway, I hope you two
    won't lose patience with her.
[09:47] Glenn
    I know that might be hard.
[09:50] Rumia
    We'll be fine!
[09:52] Rumia
    We wouldn't hate Re=L over this.
[09:56] Sisit
    Yeah.
[09:59] Sisti
    I'm going to look for Re=L!
[10:05] Glenn
    No, you two should wait for her to come back.
[10:09] Sisti
    But...
[10:13] Glenn
    I'll go look for Re=L.
[10:16] Glenn
    I am her teacher, after all.
[10:26] Rainer
    Are you crying, Re=L?
[10:28] Re=L
    Who's there?
[10:31] Rainer
    You forgot your big brother? How mean.
[10:36] Re=L
    Nii-san... How?
[10:39] Rainer
    I've wanted to see you all this time.
[10:51] Albert
    Tsk. That's the play?
[10:59] Albert
    Hmph.
[11:00] ---
    A barrier to repel others?
[11:02] Albert
    You act quickly.
[11:03] Albert
    No, perhaps I was careless.
[11:08] Eleanor
    Are you all alone tonight, Albert-sama?
[11:13] Albert
    I didn't expect you to show up, Eleanor Chalet.
[11:18] Eleanor
    If you wouldn't mind, perhaps you
    could entertain me tonight?
[11:23] Eleanor
    I promise to provide a dreamy night
[11:26] ---
    of fiery passion and
    shameless, decadent ecstasy.
[11:31] Albert
    Unfortunately, I'm not interested
    in cheap women like you.
[11:36] Albert
    Get lost.
[11:40] Eleanor
    What a cold man you are.
[11:42] Albert
    I'm sure you're still plotting some
    vile scheme related to the princess,
[11:47] Albert
    but it ends here.
[11:48] Albert
    I'm removing you from the board at once.
[11:50] Eleanor
    My, my, what an impatient man you are.
[11:53] Eleanor
    No need for such haste.
[11:54] Albert
    Roar, flame lion!
[11:55] Eleanor
    Come forth, red king of beasts!
[12:08] Eleanor
    Come out,
[12:10] Eleanor
    ah, come out,
[12:12] Eleanor
    come out...
[12:15] Eleanor
    Spirits of the night, answer my call,
[12:18] Eleanor
    answer,
[12:19] Eleanor
    answer.
[12:20] Eleanor
    Console and moisten thyselves
    with his flesh and blood!
[12:26] Eleanor
    Now, now,
[12:28] Eleanor
    feast!
[12:39] Albert
    A necromancer!
[12:44] Albert
    Golden lightning beast, pay heed,
    race across the earth,
[12:48] ---
    and dance to the heavens.
[13:02] Albert
    Did you think it would be easy to
    overtake me in close magic combat,
[13:07] ---
    just because I'm a sniper?
[13:09] Eleanor
    You jest.
[13:11] ---
    You're simply far stronger
    than I had imagined,
[13:17] Eleanor
    and so intense...
[13:18] Eleanor
    I think I'm going to go crazy!
[13:21] Albert
    That super regeneration ability
    isn't a conditional healing spell
[13:25] ---
    or the result of drugs that
    accelerate your own healing factor.
[13:28] Albert
    It's something more repulsive.
[13:33] Albert
    This woman is on a different level than
    the evil mages I've eliminated before.
[13:38] Albert
    If I manage to capture her,
[13:40] ---
    the Empire will gain an advantage
    over her organization.
[13:44] Eleanor
    Shall I continue the entertainment?
[13:47] Albert
    Yet this woman is dangerous.
[13:50] Albert
    I must finish her here and now, for good!
[13:58] Rumia
    What do you think is wrong with Re=L?
[14:02] Sisti
    I couldn't say why,
[14:04] Sisti
    but when we went to see the ocean together...
[14:09] (Flashback) Re=L
    Friends...
[14:11] (Flashback) Re=L
    I don't get it, but I kind of like it.
[14:15] Sisti
    I don't think Re=L was
    lying when she said that.
[14:21] Rumia
    I agree.
[14:22] Sisti
    All right!
[14:24] Sisti
    I'm going to go buy something!
[14:26] Sisti
    I'm sure they're both going
    to come back starving.
[14:31] Rumia
    Could you please, then?
[14:33] Sisti
    Sure!
[14:39] Re=L
    No way...
[14:41] Re=L
    Nii-san...
[14:42] Re=L
    You died...
[14:44] Re=L
    How?
[14:45] Rainer
    It's true that the organization
    killed me that day.
[14:49] Rainer
    But at the time, you were
    probably too upset to notice...
[14:53] Rainer
    that I was still breathing.
[14:57] Rainer
    Re=L, please save me.
[15:01] Rainer
    Two years ago, you managed to
    defect and earn your freedom.
[15:06] Rainer
    But I'm still their slave.
[15:09] Re=L
    B-But what can I do to save you?
[15:13] Rainer
    Rumia Tingel...
[15:15] Rainer
    The organization needs her for the
    plans they have in motion now.
[15:20] Rainer
    So that mage, Glenn, is an
    obstacle to their plans.
[15:24] Rainer
    The organization has given me a chance.
[15:27] ---
    If I can make this plan succeed,
[15:29] Rainer
    I'll be free, Re=L.
[15:40] Re=L
    I-I...
[15:43] Rainer
    Re=L, weren't you going to protect me?
[15:47] Re=L
    I-I...
[15:49] Rainer
    Or are you planning to abandon me again?
[15:53] Glenn
    Re=L!
[15:55] Glenn
    Get away from that man!
[15:59] Rainer
    Glenn Radars?
[16:01] Glenn
    Oh, so you've heard of me.
[16:03] Glenn
    Just what I'd expect from the
    Researchers of Divine Wisdom.
[16:05] Rainer
    N-No, I...
[16:09] Rainer
    R-Re=L...
[16:12] Glenn
    I don't know what lies you've told Re=L,
[16:15] ---
    but giving me time to get
    here was a big mistake,
[16:18] Glenn
    you evil mage!
[16:21] Glenn
    It doesn't matter what secret
    arts you may possess.
[16:25] Glenn
    Re=L, let's capture this man.
[16:31] Glenn
    Huh?
[16:37] Glenn
    Re=L?
[16:41] Re=L
    Thank you for everything.
[16:43] Re=L
    Farewell.
[16:52] Re=L
    I'll live for my brother's sake.
[17:09] Albert
    Pathetic!
[17:10] Eleanor
    What a shame!
[17:12] Eleanor
    Time to depart.
[17:14] Eleanor
    Explode!
[17:23] Albert
    She got me good, didn't she?
[17:28] Albert
    Oh, well...
[17:33] Sisti
    Maybe I bought too much...
[17:35] Sisti
    But Sensei does eat a lot.
[17:43] Sisti
    Rumia?
[17:57] Sisti
    Re=L?
[18:00] Sisti
    What are you doing?!
[18:02] Sisti
    Rumia!
[18:03] Re=L
    It's all right.
[18:05] Re=L
    I didn't kill Rumia.
[18:07] Re=L
    She's just unconscious.
[18:09] Sisti
    Only Rumia?
[18:11] Sisti
    Wh-Where's Sensei?
[18:12] Sisti
    Glenn-sensei went after you!
[18:16] Re=L
    Glenn?
[18:18] Re=L
    I killed him.
[18:31] Sisti
    No way.
[18:32] Sisti
    No way...
[18:34] Sisti
    It can't be.
[18:35] Sisti
    What?
[18:36] Sisti
    What do you...
[18:37] Sisti
    Why would you do this?!
[18:38] Re=L
    I'm actually with the Researchers of...
[18:43] ---
    Er, what was it?
[18:44] Re=L
    Anyway, I'm your enemy.
[18:48] Re=L
    I'm taking Rumia with me.
[18:53] Sisti
    Hold it right there!
[18:56] Sisti
    Get away from Rumia.
[18:59] Sisti
    If you move, I'll shoot.
[19:03] Sisti
    Don't move!
[19:06] Re=L
    Will you?
[19:07] Sisti
    Huh?
[19:08] Re=L
    Will you really do it?
[19:16] Re=L
    Go ahead and shoot.
[19:19] Re=L
    I won't do anything.
[19:23] Re=L
    Shoot.
[19:24] (Flashback) Flashback
    Bang.
[19:25] (Flashback) Flashback
    You might be acting tough,
[19:26] (Flashback) ---
    but you're just a kid hiding her
    own weakness with a mask.
[19:28] Re=L
    Shoot.
[19:29] (Flashback) Flashback
    Stop it!
[19:31] Re=L
    Shoot.
[19:35] (Flashback) Flashback
    I want to make magic beneficial
    to mankind in a real sense.
[19:38] Re=L
    Shoot.
[19:40] (Flashback) Flashback
    But if you really want to protect Rumia
    when it comes to that, you'll need power.
[19:43] (Flashback) Flashback
    If military magic scares you, I can
    have faith that you'll use it correctly,
[19:47] (Flashback) ---
    without being swayed by magic's dark side.
[20:00] Re=L
    Time's up.
[20:09] Sisti
    But how could I?
[20:14] Sisti
    If I fired here,
[20:16] Sisti
    I might have hit Rumia, too.
[20:19] Sisti
    And Re=L, too. She could've died...
[20:26] Sisti
    I'm a liar.
[20:27] Sisti
    I was just so scared, I couldn't do a thing.
[20:34] Sisti
    Sensei...
[20:40] Albert
    Pardon me, Fibel.
[20:41] Sisti
    Albert-san?
[20:50] Sisti
    Glenn-sensei?!
[20:51] Albert
    Don't panic. He's still breathing.
[20:53] Sisti
    He needs healing magic quick!
[20:55] Albert
    It won't work.
[20:56] Albert
    He's already on the reaper's scythe.
[20:59] Sisti
    No...
[21:00] Sisti
    Sensei!
[21:02] Sisti
    Sensei!
[21:03] Albert
    Anyway, lend me your strength.
[21:06] Sisti
    What do you expect me to do?!
[21:08] Sisti
    If healing magic won't work,
    there's nothing I can do!
[21:11] Sisti
    No! No, no!
[21:14] Sisti
    Why did this have to happen?!
[21:17] Albert
    Calm down, Fibel.
[21:19] Albert
    Is crying and screaming really what
    you should be doing right now?
[21:25] Albert
    If you want to kill this man,
    then cry and scream away.
[21:29] Albert
    The rest will be the undertaker's job.
[21:37] Sisti
    Please wait.
[21:40] Sisti
    What do I need to do?
[21:46] Sisti
    The white magic ritual, Reviver?
[21:48] Sisti
    But doesn't that require
    a huge amount of mana?
[21:51] Albert
    Exactly.
[21:52] Albert
    Fibel, I'll be using your mana, too.
[21:56] Sistine
    Understood.
[21:59] Albert
    I'll handle the detailed setup of the ritual.
[22:01] Albert
    You work on the shortened,
    temporary servant pact.
[22:06] Albert
    Tsk. His breathing stopped completely.
[22:09] Albert
    Wuss.
[22:09] Sisti
    S-Sensei?!
[22:11] Albert
    Calm down. He only stopped breathing.
[22:15] Albert
    He still has a faint pulse.
[22:17] Albert
    Fibel, use CPR to keep him
    going until the ritual begins.
[22:20] Sisti
    Huh? CPR?!
[22:22] Albert
    If you're an academy student,
    you should know it.
[22:23] Albert
    Do it.
[22:26] Sisti
    B-But I've never actually...
[22:30] Albert
    Hurry, Fibel!
[22:31] Albert
    There's no time to be scared!
[23:02] Rainer
    Looks like you're awake now.
[23:05] Rainer
    Sorry for the rough treatment.
[23:07] Rainer
    But we need you, no matter what.
[23:10] Rainer
    For our sake, as siblings. Right?
[23:16] Rumia
    Re=L?
[23:17] Rumia
    Why are you doing this?
[23:18] Rumia
    Where's Sensei?!
[23:20] Rainer
    He won't be coming for you anymore.
[23:22] Rainer
    Re=L killed him.
[23:26] Rumia
    He's lying, right?
[23:29] Rumia
    Re=L, you'd never do that, right?
[23:38] Re=L
    Sorry.
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[23:46] Sisti
    Sensei...
[23:47] Re=L
    Ha, ha, ha! I'm taking Rumia away!
[23:48] Rumia
    What?!
[23:50] Sisti
    Rumia?!
[23:52] Sisti
    Rumia's been captured by Re=L,
    Glenn-sensei isn't regaining consciousness,
[23:55] Sisti
    and my only hope, Albert-san,
    is playing with kittens!
[23:57] Albert
    Sorry. Pull something off on your own.
[23:59] Sisti
    If only Professor Arfonia were here right now.
[24:02] Celica
    You called?
[24:03] Sisti
    Professor Arfonia!
[24:04] Glenn
    Huh? But you're not in next week's episode!
[24:06] Celica
    I'm not?
[24:07] Sisti
    Sensei!
[24:07] Sisti
    Thank goodness!
[24:08] Sisti
    I don't know what I'd have done if you'd died!
[24:10] Glenn
    Oh!
SIGN    Oh!
[24:11] Glenn
    Whoops.
[24:12] Sisti
    Huh? Sensei?!
[24:13] Celica
    I'm not in the next episode?
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9 - The Reason to Live

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[00:02] Rumia
    Why,
[00:03] Rumia
    Re=L?!
[00:05] Re=L
    I don't think I wanted to...
[00:08] Re=L
    But if I don't do this, I won't know
    what I'm living for anymore.
[00:17] (Flashback) Ilushia
    Help me.
[00:22] (Flashback) Glenn
    You're...
[00:26] (Flashback) Glenn
    I'm sorry. I was too late.
[00:36] Albert
    You're as resilient as ever.
[00:39] Glenn
    Looks like I owe you big.
[00:41] Albert
    If you want to thank someone, thank Fibel.
[00:43] Albert
    Without her, Reviver wouldn't have worked.
[00:48] Albert
    She has surprising mana capacity.
[00:53] Glenn
    I had a vague inkling already,
[00:55] Glenn
    but white cat, you really are amazing.
[00:59] Glenn
    Impertinent, but amazing.
[01:01] Albert
    We might be able to count on her
    in our fight to protect the princess.
[01:04] Glenn
    Idiot. It's not like that for her.
[01:10] Glenn
    Explain our situation.
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[02:44] Glenn
    Jeez, that Re=L...
[02:46] Albert
    I warned you to be careful of her.
[02:50] Glenn
    Did you already suspect that
[02:51] ---
    the Researchers of Divine Wisdom
    were planning to try something?
[02:55] Albert
    Yeah. We had an investigation report
    that showed a suspicious flow of funds
[02:59] ---
    around this white alchemy research lab.
[03:03] Albert
    After probing deeper into it,
[03:05] ---
    we found a distinct connection between
    them and the director, Burks Blaumohn.
[03:09] Glenn
    Then why didn't you say that
    when you made contact with me?!
[03:13] Glenn
    I see. You were planning to use Rumia
    as bait from the very beginning.
[03:17] Glenn
    Was that the army's...
[03:19] Glenn
    No, your superiors' intention?
[03:20] Glenn
    Damn you! Why didn't you stop them?!
[03:23] Albert
    You should know why.
[03:27] Glenn
    Because Re=L's identity
    would have become known.
[03:31] Glenn
    Still, I can't forgive you
    for using Rumia as bait.
[03:34] Glenn
    Don't involve her in this mess
    for your own convenience!
[03:37] Albert
    My superiors are scumbags for ordering it,
[03:40] ---
    and for following those orders, I'm just as bad.
[03:43] Albert
    I won't deny that.
[03:44] Albert
    But at this point, I won't be merciful.
[03:47] Albert
    If Re=L intends to stand in
    our way, I'll eliminate her.
[03:51] Glenn
    No, first we need to correct
    her misunderstanding,
[03:54] Glenn
    then bring her back to us.
[03:56] Glenn
    That's my responsibility,
    since I picked her up two years ago.
[03:59] Albert
    You said her brother showed up?
[04:01] Albert
    Do you think she'll really listen to you now?
[04:04] Glenn
    I'll make her!
[04:05] Glenn
    I'll make her listen, even if I have
    to pound it into her with my fists.
[04:09] Albert
    I'm surprised you can say that.
[04:12] Albert
    You ran.
[04:14] Albert
    You abandoned your comrades
    without a single word.
[04:17] Albert
    The underlying cause for
    Re=L's betrayal is there.
[04:20] Albert
    Do you think you have the right to save Re=L?
[04:24] Albert
    Answer me, Glenn Radars.
[04:27] Glenn
    Everything you've said is a
    sound argument, damn it!
[04:30] Glenn
    Still...
[04:31] Glenn
    I'm her teacher.
[04:33] Glenn
    And right now, Re=L is one of my students!
[04:38] Albert
    You never change.
[04:39] Albert
    But perhaps that's why I continue
    to stake my hopes on you.
[04:47] Glenn
    Damn it!
[04:48] Glenn
    What was that for?!
[04:50] Albert
    With that, I'll forgive you for
    disappearing without a word.
[04:56] Glenn
    This is my...
[04:58] Albert
    I'm going to prioritize
    rescuing the princess.
[05:01] Albert
    If the situation forces me to eliminate Re=L,
    I'll shoot without hesitation.
[05:07] Albert
    And I'll hear no complaints.
[05:09] Glenn
    You're as tricky to handle as ever.
[05:16] Glenn
    You helped me out again, huh?
[05:19] Glenn
    Thanks, Sistine.
[05:25] Kash
    Huh?
[05:26] Kash
    What's Glenn-sensei up to?
[05:28] Kash
    The guy with him... Is that...
[05:34] Sisti
    Sensei?
[05:38] Sisti
    I couldn't protect Rumia.
[05:50] Burks
    Yes! Yes!
[05:52] Burks
    It's working! It's working!
[05:54] ---
    Today, Project Revive Life will be completed!
[05:57] ---
    By my own hands!
[05:59] ---
    Still, to not only gather the three
    elements this project requires,
[06:03] ---
    but to persuade one of our enemies
    and retrieve this Amplifier...
[06:07] ---
    You're quite a talented man, aren't you?
[06:10] Rainer
    You honor me with your praise.
[06:12] Rainer
    Without a researcher
    possessing original magic,
[06:15] ---
    this Amplifier becomes necessary.
[06:18] Burks
    Consider it an honor to be able
    to contribute to this research.
[06:24] Burks
    You still have the energy
    to give us that look?
[06:27] Burks
    Then let me tell you something.
[06:29] Burks
    You probably think the Researchers
    of Divine Wisdom are evil.
[06:34] Burks
    But if you ask me, the Imperial
    Family is far more evil and corrupt.
[06:40] Burks
    It's enough to make me vomit.
[06:44] Burks
    A nation governed by a royal family
    like that deserves a swift downfall.
[06:49] Eleanor
    Burks-sama, that's enough.
[06:52] Rumia
    Wh-What do all of you know?
[07:02] Rumia
    What are you...
[07:11] Rainer
    Re=L, are you all right?
[07:23] Eleanor
    I see. So that's what it was.
[07:31] (Flashback) Glenn
    A magical signal?
[07:32] (Flashback) Albert
    Yeah. After the incident
    at the magic competition,
[07:35] (Flashback) ---
    I enchanted it with a spell that can detect
    the princess's whereabouts at any time.
[07:39] (Flashback) Glenn
    So that's how you knew she was here?
[07:42] (Flashback) Albert
    No, that one was already dispelled.
[07:44] (Flashback) Albert
    But I planted another...
[07:47] (Flashback) Albert
    on Eleanor Chalet.
[07:49] Eleanor
    Impressive, Albert-sama.
[07:54] Rumia
    Sensei!
[07:58] Burks
    I won't let them interfere.
[08:00] Burks
    Instead, I'll have one of my creations
    give them a warm welcome.
[08:03] Glenn
    What, no security?
[08:06] Albert
    This will be quick if that's the case.
[08:17] Albert
    Roar, flame lion!
[08:27] Eleanor
    Did you truly think you could defeat
    them with something like that?
[08:33] Burks
    Curse you!
[08:38] Sistine
    Why did I even undergo training with Sensei?
[08:41] Sistine
    If I can't be useful at a time like this...
[08:46] Wendy
    Sistine?
[08:48] Wendy
    Where's Rumia?
[08:50] Wendy
    Something happened, didn't it?
[08:54] Glenn
    So, that chimera...
[08:56] Albert
    The military was researching them long ago.
[08:59] Albert
    But being so dangerous, they were
    supposed to have been disposed of.
[09:02] Glenn
    That Burks bastard is
    shadier than we thought.
[09:07] Glenn
    Well, I figured that wouldn't be the end of it.
[09:16] Glenn
    This one looks a bit heavy.
[09:24] Burks
    Look at how pathetic they are
    before the jeweled beast!
[09:28] Rumia
    Sensei...
[09:29] Burks
    See that, Eleanor?
[09:31] Burks
    This is the might of my magic!
[09:35] Eleanor
    We'll see.
[09:41] Glenn
    ...the five elements to elements,
[09:43] ---
    and sever the links woven
    between images and truths.
[09:47] Glenn
    Now all of creation ought to perish here,
[09:50] Glenn
    at the distant ends of the void!
[09:52] Glenn
    Blow away!
[09:56] Burks
    I-Impossible!
[09:59] Eleanor
    As expected, Glenn-sama.
[10:01] Eleanor
    That was handled splendidly, indeed.
[10:03] Burk
    Who is this Glenn Radars?
[10:06] Burk
    He's just some magic teacher!
[10:08] Burks
    I'll make him breathe his last!
[10:11] Eleanor
    Take note.
[10:14] Eleanor
    Now, we'll leave the rest
    to your younger sister.
[10:17] Rainer
    Understood.
[10:18] Eleanor
    I cannot perish here, after all.
[10:23] Kash
    What do you mean? I don't get it!
[10:26] Sisti
    Sorry. I can't say more than that.
[10:29] Sisti
    But rest assured,
[10:31] Sisti
    Sensei is going to do something about this.
[10:33] Lynn
    So you say, but...
[10:34] Kash
    Don't tell me both Rumia and
    Re=L won't be coming back.
[10:37] Wendy
    Th-That won't happen.
[10:40] Cecil
    But...
[10:41] Rodde
    Waiting here won't get us anywhere!
[10:43] Ky
    Let's go look for them!
[10:44] Theresa
    No, that's dangerous!
[10:45] Ky
    Are you suggesting we abandon them?
[10:47] Wendy
    She's saying its dangerous to search blindly.
[10:50] Wendy
    We all know that loser is a pathetic bastard,
[10:54] Wendy
    but he's still someone we can
    count on when it matters.
[10:57] Kash
    He's usually a good-for-nothing,
    moronic bastard,
[10:59] ---
    and we know he can prove
    his worth when it counts,
[11:02] Kash
    but do we have any guarantee
    that we can trust him now?
[11:07] Albert
    Re=L and the princess are up ahead.
[11:10] Glenn
    Oh, he's coming out to greet us himself?
[11:13] Burks
    You two!
[11:19] Glenn
    He's even modified his own body?
[11:23] Albert
    I'll handle this man. You go on ahead.
[11:26] Glenn
    Thanks.
[11:27] Glenn
    I'll leave this to you, then.
[11:30] Albert
    Lightning spear!
[11:36] Albert
    I'm your opponent!
[11:40] Kash
    Enough!
[11:41] Kash
    We'll go on our own!
[11:43] Gibul
    Hmph. You're all being dramatic.
[11:46] Gibul
    If Glenn-sensei left without telling
    us anything, then just leave him be.
[11:53] Kash
    That's no way to put it!
[11:55] Kash
    Aren't you worried about him?
[11:57] Sistine
    That's not it, Kash.
[11:58] Sistine
    He's saying we should trust Sensei and wait.
[12:01] Sistine
    Isn't that right, Gibul?
[12:05] Sistine
    I share your worries and fears myself,
    but if we do go after Sensei,
[12:12] Sistine
    what would we be able to do?
[12:15] Kash
    We'd be able to help him, of course!
[12:18] Sistine
    We wouldn't.
[12:20] Sistine
    We'd just be a burden on him.
[12:23] Sistine
    So I think we need to trust Sensei and wait.
[12:27] Sistine
    Please!
[12:28] Sistine
    Trust him!
[12:34] Wendy
    We get it already.
[12:37] Kash
    We're all so worried about him,
    but it might just be something silly.
[12:41] Cecil
    Besides, Sensei will be all right.
[12:44] Cecil
    After all, he's an amazing guy who took
    on all those terrorists single-handedly.
[12:48] Sistine
    Thanks.
[12:51] Wendy
    Sistine, why are you crying?
[12:54] Sistine
    Oh, it's nothing.
[12:59] Rainer
    It's almost complete.
[13:03] Rainer
    Those two will be here soon.
[13:05] Rainer
    You'll defeat them, won't you?
[13:08] Rainer
    For my sake.
[13:09] Re=L
    Of course.
[13:11] Re=L
    That's my reason for living.
[13:13] Rainer
    Good girl.
[13:20] Rumia
    Sensei...
[13:21] Glenn
    Sorry, Rumia.
[13:23] Glenn
    I wound up getting here pretty late.
[13:26] Rumia
    I'm so glad you're safe.
[13:31] Glenn
    Jeez, worrying about me at a time like this?
[13:35] Glenn
    Re=L! Don't just stand there watching!
[13:38] Glenn
    Don't you have anything to say
    after what you did to Rumia?!
[13:42] Glenn
    Hey, you there.
[13:43] Glenn
    You've put my precious student
    into an awfully enticing
[13:46] ---
    and rather fetishist get-up, haven't you? Huh?!
[13:50] Rainer
    That's Burks-san's taste.
[13:52] Glenn
    Quit your stupid babbling!
[13:54] Re=L
    Glenn, don't come any closer to my brother.
[13:58] Rainer
    Re=L... That's my good little sister.
[14:01] Rainer
    Don't let him get in my way.
[14:03] Re=L
    Got it.
[14:04] Re=L
    I beseech creation,
    grant unto my hands a great blade.
[14:11] Glenn
    Hey, Re=L.
[14:12] Glenn
    Do you seriously want to fight?
[14:14] Glenn
    I think your prank's gone
    far enough, hasn't it?
[14:16] Re=L
    Say what you will.
[14:18] Re=L
    I'll fight for my brother.
[14:20] Glenn
    You idiot!
[14:21] Glenn
    You're being tricked!
[14:23] Glenn
    Your brother died two years ago!
[14:25] Re=L
    Be quiet!
[14:26] Glenn
    The dead can't come back to life, idiot!
[14:28] Re=L
    But he's alive!
[14:29] Re=L
    Why would you say that?!
[14:30] Glenn
    Because I'm the one who can say it!
[14:32] Re=L
    Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[14:35] Glenn
    Damn, it's no use.
[14:37] Glenn
    She's not listening.
[14:39] Glenn
    What do I do?
[14:42] Glenn
    Come, Re=L!
[14:43] Glenn
    Bring it on!
[14:47] Glenn
    That's right.
[14:48] Glenn
    It's my fault for not telling her the truth,
    and for running away without her.
[14:53] Glenn
    Re=L, please.
[14:54] Glenn
    Listen to me!
[14:57] Rumia
    Re=L! Stop this!
[14:59] Rumia
    Don't do this to Sensei!
[15:01] Rumia
    He's a precious teacher,
    to both me and Sistine!
[15:05] Rumia
    And you're our precious friend, too!
[15:09] Rumia
    That's why, back then, we...
[15:12] Glenn
    Now!
[15:13] Glenn
    Hey, Re=L.
[15:15] Glenn
    You really love your brother, don't you?
[15:18] Re=L
    Nii-san is my everything.
[15:20] Re=L
    I've decided to live for him.
[15:34] Glenn
    I'm jealous that he could make his
    own sister say things like that.
[15:38] Re=L
    What are you trying to say?
[15:40] Glenn
    I'd love to grow closer
    to your wonderful brother.
[15:44] Glenn
    So, what's your brother's name?
[15:46] Re=L
    Why would you ask that now?
[15:48] Rainer
    Re=L, hurry up and finish him!
[15:51] Glenn
    Come on, just tell me his name.
    If you can say it, I'll back down.
[15:54] Rainer
    Don't listen to him!
[15:56] Glenn
    Come on, hurry up and say it.
[15:58] Re=L
    His name...
[16:01] Glenn
    What's wrong?
[16:02] Re=L
    My brother's name...
[16:06] Re=L
    Ow.
[16:08] Re=L
    My head hurts...
[16:10] Re=L
    Nii-san's... name?
[16:13] Re=L
    What was his name?
[16:15] Rainer
    What does the name matter?!
[16:16] Rainer
    I'm your brother!
[16:20] Glenn
    Let the plate of order tip to starboard.
[16:32] Glenn
    It was a risky bet.
[16:34] Re=L
    O-Ow...
[16:35] Glenn
    It's futile.
[16:37] Glenn
    This isn't my strength. It's gravity.
[16:40] Re=L
    Gravity Control?
[16:46] Glenn
    Just sit tight for a bit.
[16:47] Rainer
    Get away from my little sister!
[16:49] Glenn
    Shut up!
[16:50] Glenn
    Quiet, you fake!
[16:58] Rainer
    Stop it!
[17:02] Glenn
    You may be acting like her brother,
    but the moment you called her Re=L,
[17:06] ---
    you proved you were fake!
[17:09] Re=L
    Project Revive Life...
[17:13] ---
    Project Re=L...
[17:19] ---
    That's right.
[17:21] ---
    My brother's name was Sion.
[17:26] (Flashback) Rainer
    I decided to give Ilushia's
    copy the name "Re=L."
[17:31] (Flashback) Ilushia
    Re=L...
[17:33] (Flashback) Sion
    Rainer, let's stop this.
[17:35] (Flashback) Sion
    How many innocent people have we
    sacrificed just to create this one child?
[17:40] (Flashback) Sion
    Let's leave this organization already.
[17:41] (Flashback) Sion
    I have a plan to do it.
[17:43] (Flashback) Sion
    The Imperial Court Mage Corps'—
[17:48] (Flashback) Sion
    Rainer?
[17:51] (Flashback) Sion
    Ilushia, run!
[17:55] (Flashback) Rainer
    Ilushia, I don't need you anymore, either.
[17:58] (Flashback) Rainer
    I already have your three elements in hand.
[18:01] (Flashback) Rainer
    You can sleep alongside Sion.
[18:04] Re=L
    That's right...
[18:06] Re=L
    I...
[18:07] Re=L
    I'm...
[18:09] Rainer
    Two years ago, Sion betrayed us and reported
    us to the Imperial Court Mage Corps,
[18:15] ---
    and they raided our research lab.
[18:18] Glenn
    Yeah, I know.
[18:20] Glenn
    I was the one in contact
    with Sion at the time.
[18:23] (Flashback) Sion
    Project Revive Life...
[18:25] (Flashback) Sion
    It can be completed with my original spell.
[18:29] (Flashback) Sion
    If I leave the organization, they
    won't be able to continue with it.
[18:33] (Flashback) Sion
    Glenn-san, I have a favor to ask.
[18:35] (Flashback) Sion
    I have friends I want to save.
[18:37] (Flashback) Sion
    Friends who have shared my pains
    and joys since we were young.
[18:41] (Flashback) Glenn
    What are their names?
[18:42] (Flashback) Sion
    Ilushia and Rainer.
[18:44] Glenn
    After that, we lost contact with him,
    so we raided the research lab,
[18:48] ---
    but Sion was already dead.
[18:52] Glenn
    So was the heavily wounded Ilushia.
[18:56] Glenn
    I then protected the young
    girl who had inherited
[18:59] ---
    her Astral Code, the memories she had
    up to the moment of her death.
[19:07] Re=L
    That's me.
[19:10] Rainer
    I thought I altered your memories to suit my
    needs before you escaped the research lab.
[19:16] Rainer
    I guess junk is nothing but junk.
[19:18] Glenn
    Junk?
[19:20] Glenn
    Hey, you cut that out.
[19:21] Rainer
    Junk is junk.
[19:23] Rainer
    I don't need her anymore.
[19:24] Glenn
    Why, you!
[19:26] Glenn
    Ferocious thunder emperor, pay heed,
    and pierce with your brilliant lance of light!
[19:36] Rainer
    Yes, because I have these girls.
[19:41] Glenn
    No way!
[19:43] Rainer
    Too bad for you.
[19:45] Rainer
    These girls are perfect.
[19:47] Rainer
    I've eliminated troublesome
    emotions from them.
[19:50] Rainer
    They're my very own puppets!
[19:52] Rainer
    Now, go! Put an end to them!
[20:16] Glenn
    Whew, that was close.
[20:18] Re=L
    Why are you protecting me?
[20:21] Re=L
    I don't have anything.
[20:23] Glenn
    Shut up, you idiot!
[20:25] Glenn
    Why would I go out of my way to
    protect someone who had nothing?!
[20:30] Re=L
    But I'm just a doll.
[20:33] Glenn
    Huh?
[20:34] Glenn
    A doll wouldn't make that face.
[20:37] Glenn
    White cat, Rumia, and the rest of our
    class doesn't see you that way, either!
[20:43] Rumia
    That's right, Re=L!
[20:45] Glenn
    There, you see?
[20:46] Re=L
    But I did cruel things to you.
[20:50] Re=L
    And to Sistine and everyone else...
[20:52] Glenn
    Then go apologize to everyone later!
[20:56] Rumia
    Sensei!
[20:57] Glenn
    Ow!
[21:01] Glenn
    Live for something you hold dear!
[21:04] Glenn
    Meaning, value, reasons...
[21:07] Glenn
    Don't strain the brain you don't have
    thinking about those things, idiot!
[21:11] Re=L
    What I hold dear?
[21:17] Re=L
    Sorry, my sisters.
[21:21] Re=L
    It may be selfish, but I'll
    live for all of you, as well.
[21:26] Re=L
    Farewell.
[21:38] Rainer
    Th-This can't be!
[21:40] Rainer
    Ferocious thunder emperor, pay heed,
    and pierce with your brilliant—
[21:45] Glenn
    Too bad. This is my specialty.
[21:53] Glenn
    Sorry, Rumia.
[21:54] Glenn
    Close your eyes.
[21:56] Glenn
    It'll be over in a second.
[21:58] Rumia
    That look...
[21:59] Rumia
    It's just like when I first met him.
[22:02] Rainer
    Please...
[22:03] Rainer
    Don't kill me!
[22:05] Glenn
    Bye.
[22:08] Glenn
    You thought I would?
[22:09] Glenn
    No way, idiot.
[22:12] Glenn
    Well, anyway...
[22:13] Glenn
    Keep your paws off my students!
[22:26] Alber
    Die.
[22:27] Alber
    We won't even read you your last rites.
[22:29] Alber
    Repent for eternity as you burn in
    the crimson flames of purgatory.
[22:33] Burks
    No way...
[22:35] Burks
    I was chosen by Heaven!
[22:45] Sistine
    Rumia!
[22:54] Sistine
    Re=L!
[23:05] Gibul
    Well, in theory, the best
    way to receive the ball
[23:07] ---
    can be determined by its
    angle from the ground.
[23:12] Albert
    Indeed, this is a precious sight.
[23:14] Glenn
    Right?
[23:15] Glenn
    Swimsuits are the best.
[23:17] Glenn
    And most of them have matured nicely.
[23:19] Albert
    Who was talking about swimsuits?
[23:22] Albert
    This is the scene you wanted
    to protect, isn't it, Glenn?
[23:27] Glenn
    Who can say?
[23:31] Eleanor
    Yes, we have it.
[23:34] ---
    The entire Project Revive Life ritual.
SIGN    illustration: Fujimaru Takuya
[23:45] Celica
    Lately, something important has
    been missing from this show.
[23:48] ---
    What do you think that is, students?
[23:50] Sistine
    Lunch boxes!
[23:50] Glenn
    Breaks!
[23:51] Re=L
    Strawberry tarts!
[23:51] Rumia
    Akashic Records!
[23:52] Albert
    Previews!
[23:52] Celica
    You're all wrong!
[23:53] Celica
    This show's not about any of that!
SIGN    About my screen time
[23:54] Celica
    The answer is my screen time!
[23:56] Celica
    Aside from the previews, I haven't
    been in the show at all!
[23:59] Glenn
    But once you show up, the
    incident's practically resolved,
[24:02] Glenn
    so things just don't come together right.
SIGN    Boom!!
[24:06] Celica
    No, no! I wanted to go on
    the field research trip, too!
[24:10] Celica
    Peek...
[24:11] [SONG] Sign
    It cracked
[24:11] Celica
    I wanted to frolic on the sandy shores!
[24:14] Celica
    Peek...
[24:15] [SONG] Sign
    What do I do?
[24:17] Sisti
    Professor Arfonia!
[24:18] Rumia
    Let's play beach volleyball together!
[24:20] Re=L
    Yeah, I don't get it,
    but playing with Celica sounds fun.
SIGN    I did it
[24:23] Celica
    You girls...
[24:25] Celica
    Yes! Then next time on RokuAka,
[24:25] [SONG] Sign
    Viva!
    Beach Volleyball
[24:27] ---
    Great Teacher Celica and these beautiful
    young girls will play beach volleyball!
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor
SIGN    Next Episode: Gold Digger!?
[24:33] Glenn
    Are we really doing that?
[24:34] Celica
    We are! I'll have to get a swimsuit!

10 - Gold Digger?!

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[00:02] Albert
    Indeed, this is a precious sight.
[00:04] Glenn
    Right?
[00:05] Glenn
    Swimsuits are the best.
[00:07] Glenn
    And most of them have matured nicely.
[00:09] Albert
    Who was talking about swimsuits?
[00:12] Albert
    This is the scene you wanted
    to protect, isn't it, Glenn?
[00:16] Glenn
    Who can say?
[00:21] Sisti
    Sensei!
[00:23] Glenn
    Hey, white cat!
[00:29] Glenn
    Thank you very much!
[00:33] Albert
    She resembles her.
[00:35] Glenn
    Huh?
[00:36] Albert
    Sara Silvers.
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor
SIGN    Gold Digger!?
[02:23] Mage
    Judging from the
    Project Revive Life incident,
[02:28] ---
    is it safe to say Princess Ermiana's
    powers are almost mature?
[02:32] Eleanor
    Yes. Now, what shall we do next, Grandmaster?
[02:38] GM
    Let's observe carefully for a while.
[02:41] Eleanor
    Understood. However,
[02:43] ---
    there are those within the organization
    plotting to bring Princess Ermiana's rebirth.
[02:48] Eleanor
    What shall we do about them?
[02:49] GM
    Deal with them as you see fit.
[02:52] Eleanor
    Yes.
[02:54] GM
    The way you all choose to live
    will create my story, after all.
[03:05] Lenard
    We're glad you could come!
[03:07] Filiana
    Go on, have as much as you'd like.
[03:10] Lenard
    Do you like roast beef?
[03:12] Lenard
    If you'd rather eat something else, just ask!
[03:16] Sisti
    Father, Mother, Re=L's a little shy.
[03:20] Sisti
    Your usual intense approach might...
[03:21] Lenard
    Oh? You mean it's not that
    she doesn't like the food?
[03:25] Rumia
    Yes.
[03:26] Lenard
    Oh, good!
[03:27] Lenard
    I was so worried!
[03:29] Filiana
    Oh, honey.
[03:32] Filiana
    Re=L-san, Sistine and Rumia always
    talk so happily about Glenn-sensei.
[03:39] Filiana
    You like the teacher too, right?
[03:42] Re=L
    Everything starts with Glenn.
[03:44] Filiana
    My, is that so?
[03:45] Filiana
    He really is a remarkable man, then!
[03:48] Sisti
    No, I don't think she meant it that way.
[03:51] Lenard
    Go on, have some soup!
    And eat your salad, too!
[03:54] Sisti
    Father, there's no way she can eat that much.
[04:01] Filiana
    Right, right.
[04:02] Filiana
    We'll be heading to the Imperial
    capital tomorrow, so mind the house.
[04:06] Sisti
    Okay. Be careful.
[04:08] Lenard
    Oh? That reminds me.
[04:11] ---
    I feel like there was something very
    important that I needed to tell Sistine.
[04:15] Filiana
    Is there?
[04:27] Re=L
    Sistine, um...
[04:30] Re=L
    About what happened...
[04:33] Sisti
    It's all right.
[04:34] Re=L
    But I haven't apologized properly.
[04:37] Sisti
    It doesn't matter anymore.
[04:41] Re=L
    I'm sorry.
[04:42] Re=L
    And thank you.
[04:47] Re=L
    You're both precious friends.
[05:05] Sisti
    Sorry...
[05:07] Sisti
    Professor Arfonia!
[05:09] Celica
    Melgalius's Sky Castle?
[05:12] Celica
    Your grandfather was a famous
    researcher too, wasn't he?
[05:15] Sisti
    Yes.
[05:15] Sisti
    I'd like to carry on his wishes.
[05:19] Sisti
    Though I'm not sure if I'll be able to...
[05:21] Celica
    The ones who accomplish something are
    the fools who keep pressing onward.
[05:26] Celica
    The ones who accomplish nothing
    are the wise who cease advancing.
[05:30] Sisti
    Who said that?
[05:31] Celica
    Me.
[05:33] Celica
    Give it your best.
[06:05] Celica
    "The ones who accomplish something are
    the fools who keep pressing onward," huh?
[06:11] Celica
    I need to go into the
    underground labyrinth again.
[06:20] Glenn
    Yo.
[06:22] Glenn
    Hey!
[06:26] Sisti
    The library really doesn't suit you, Sensei.
[06:29] Glenn
    That's not true.
[06:31] Glenn
    I'm a living, walking tome of knowledge.
[06:33] Sisti
    I can't be bothered to argue with that.
[06:36] Glenn
    You're no fun.
[06:38] Glenn
    By the way...
[06:39] Sisti
    What is it?
[06:41] Glenn
    When I nearly died the other day,
[06:43] Glenn
    you were the one who cast
    Reviver on me, right?
[06:52] Glenn
    I wanted to at least thank you for that.
[06:54] Glenn
    Thanks.
[06:56] Glenn
    Why are you turning so red?
[06:59] Rumia
    Sisti?
[07:00] Rumia
    What's wrong?
[07:02] Re=L
    Did Glenn make you cry?
[07:03] Re=L
    I'll protect you and Rumia from him.
[07:06] Sisti
    No, no!
[07:08] Re=L
    I beseech creation,
    grant unto my hands a great blade.
[07:12] Glenn
    You've got it all wrong!
[07:15] Glenn
    Wait!
[07:16] Glenn
    Listen to me!
[07:17] Glenn
    Hey!
[07:18] Glenn
    Not that!
[07:23] Sisti
    Look out!
[07:24] Leos
    Splendid flow of wind, pay heed!
[07:37] Leos
    To think I'd run into you first thing
    after arriving at this academy, Sistine.
[07:42] Sisti
    Y-You're...
[07:44] Glenn
    What's this I sense in the air?
[07:46] Leos
    I'm Leos.
[07:48] Leos
    Leos Kleitos.
[07:50] Leos
    I've been invited to this
    academy as a guest instructor.
[07:53] Leos
    And I'm Sistine's fiancé.
[07:58] All
    What?!
[08:01] Lenard
    Oh, I remember!
[08:03] Filiana
    Huh?
[08:04] Lenard
    I was supposed to tell Sisti
    that Leos-kun is coming.
[08:07] Filiana
    Oh, now that you mention it...
[08:09] Sistine
    H-Hold it, Leos!
[08:11] Sistine
    What are you saying?!
[08:14] Leos
    You and I once swore our futures
    to one another, didn't we?
[08:18] Sistine
    Th-That was a joke we made as kids—
[08:19] Glenn
    Dude, are you actually serious?
[08:21] Glenn
    Give it up. Hooking up with her
    is like digging your own grave.
[08:26] Sisti
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[08:29] Leos
    Could you refrain from
    insulting my future spouse?
[08:34] Sisti
    Wait, Leos.
[08:36] Sisti
    Glenn-sensei is, um, just joking.
[08:40] Leos
    Glenn-sensei?
[08:41] Leos
    I see.
[08:43] Leos
    So you're Glenn Radars-san.
[08:45] Glenn
    How do you know about me?
[08:48] Leos
    There's talk of you even at the
    Kleitos Magic Academy, where I teach.
[08:54] Leos
    A promising new teacher who suddenly
    appeared at Alzano Imperial Magic Academy.
[08:59] Leos
    In contrast to recent magic education
    focused on cramming in the most spells,
[09:04] Leos
    you understand the fundamentals of spells,
[09:06] ---
    and place emphasis on their practical use.
[09:08] Leos
    A rather rare type of teacher, or so they say.
[09:12] Leos
    I would love to listen in on
    one of your lectures sometime.
[09:16] Glenn
    I'm not that big a deal, though.
[09:20] Rick
    Leos Kleitos.
[09:22] Rick
    Candidate to be the next
    head of the countdom.
[09:25] Halley
    He's famous in the Imperial
    United Magical Society!
[09:28] Rick
    Still, for them to send
    such an excellent teacher
[09:32] ---
    to fill in for ours, who's on an
    extended medical leave of absence...
[09:36] Halley
    What good fortune!
[09:38] Celica
    Why were we assigned a man of his talents?
[09:41] Celica
    Isn't this strange?
[09:42] Rick
    Well, yes, it is.
[09:44] Halley
    Worried?
[09:45] Halley
    That Leos-dono might steal your
    stupid apprentice's position?
[09:50] Celica
    How much easier it would
    be if that were the case.
[09:54] Leos
    I'm still serious about it, Sistine.
[09:58] Leos
    I love you from the bottom of my heart.
[10:02] Glenn
    Good for you, white cat!
[10:04] Glenn
    It'd normally be impossible
    for anyone to have
[10:06] ---
    the hots for an impertinent girl like you.
[10:09] Glenn
    Man, they're right about some
    people having peculiar tastes.
[10:12] Glenn
    Oh, by the way,
[10:14] ---
    if this all works out, I'd gladly give a
    congratulatory speech at your weddi—
[10:18] Sisti
    You jerk!
[10:21] Re=L
    Sistine is pretty mad.
[10:24] Re=L
    Why?
[10:26] Rumia
    I-I think this is turning into a big deal.
[10:32] Leos
    And that is how we explain Zaiser's formula
[10:35] ---
    for magic energy transduction performance.
[10:38] ---
    Until recently, most assault
    spells used by the military
[10:43] ---
    in the Empire were one of three
    types: heat, cold, or shock.
[10:48] ---
    Now I hope you'll all understand why.
[10:50] ---
    Even with elementary spells like
    Shock Bolt, you should be able
[10:54] ---
    to increase the output significantly
    if you've understood my lecture.
[10:58] ---
    As far as military magic is concerned,
    wind spells are weak.
[11:02] ---
    Yet they do have their merits.
[11:03] ---
    Next time, I'll be discussing what those are.
[11:06] ---
    It's time.
[11:08] ---
    Thank you for listening to my lecture.
[11:11] Girl
    I love you, Leos-sensei!
[11:16] Glenn
    That was perfect.
[11:18] Glenn
    He easily helped the students perfectly
    understand the Material Force Theory
[11:23] ---
    that over half of the military's common
    mage troops don't quite understand.
[11:27] Glenn
    But even so, it's too early
    for them to be learning that.
[11:31] Glenn
    A smart student would start realizing
[11:34] ---
    that depending on how it's used,
    even Shock Bolt can kill a person.
[11:38] Glenn
    But these kids don't yet understand
    what it means to wield great power,
[11:43] ---
    or what it can bring about.
    They only know it exists.
[11:48] Rumia
    I take it you don't really want to
    acknowledge that sort of lesson?
[11:52] Glenn
    Not so much.
[11:53] Rumia
    Every day, you're always telling us
    to think about the meaning of power,
[11:58] ---
    and how to use it, but not let it use us.
[12:01] Rumia
    Now I think I understand what you mean.
[12:05] Rumia
    It's all right.
[12:06] Rumia
    At the very least, none of the students
    you've taught will make that mistake.
[12:11] Glenn
    Whatever. I'm just jealous that handsome
    guy is more capable than I thought.
[12:17] Glenn
    Good for you, white cat.
[12:19] Glenn
    You got a really good deal.
[12:21] Sisti
    Cut it out.
[12:23] Leos
    Sistine, how was it?
[12:27] Leos
    I want to hear your frank opinion.
[12:29] Sisti
    Huh? Um...
[12:30] Sisti
    It was quite wonderful.
[12:32] Leos
    That's good. After all,
[12:35] Leos
    you're famous for making teachers cry.
[12:37] Sisti
    That's...
[12:38] Leos
    So I've cleared the first hurdle on my way
    to becoming a suitable husband for you,
[12:43] Leos
    I suppose?
[12:44] Sisti
    I told you not to talk about that in public!
[12:48] Leos
    Sistine, would you mind joining
    me for a walk outside?
[12:51] Leos
    I'd like to have a talk with you.
[12:54] Sisti
    Well...
[12:55] Sisti
    Does it have to be now?
[12:57] Leos
    It doesn't have to be now,
[13:00] ---
    but it's something important
    we must discuss eventually.
[13:05] Sisti
    Sorry, Rumia.
[13:06] Sisti
    I'll be right back.
[13:07] Rumia
    S-Sure.
[13:08] Leos
    Well, then...
[13:15] Rumia
    Oh, Sensei.
[13:16] Glenn
    What?
[13:17] Rumia
    I have a favor to ask you.
[13:27] Leos
    Doesn't walking together like
    this remind you of our past?
[13:32] Sisti
    Yes.
[13:39] Leos
    The passage of time is cruel, isn't it?
[13:42] Leos
    I was so convinced our relationship would
    last that I never had the slightest doubt.
[13:47] Sisti
    Yes. If we just let time continue to pass,
[13:50] Sisti
    I'm sure our relationship would become no
    more than a fun memory of our childhood
[13:56] ---
    that neither of us would think about much.
[14:02] Glenn
    Why do I have to go and peep
    on someone else's romance?
[14:06] Rumia
    I'm sorry.
[14:07] Glenn
    I'm not interested in stuff like this at all.
[14:11] Leos
    I believe there's a way to keep those
    memories from becoming mere memories.
[14:17] Leos
    Sistine...
[14:21] Leos
    Please marry me.
[14:26] Glenn
    Whoa!
[14:28] Glenn
    He suddenly proposed to her!
[14:31] Glenn
    Now it's starting to get exciting!
[14:35] Glenn
    What is it, Rumia?
[14:37] Rumia
    I'm not quite sure what it is,
    but I have a bad feeling...
[14:41] Glenn
    Good grief. Women's intuition?
[14:44] Glenn
    Well, setting that aside,
    this is too interesting right now.
[14:48] Sisti
    I-I...
[14:50] Sisti
    I'm sorry, Leos. I can't accept
    your marriage proposal.
[14:54] Leos
    What?
[14:55] Glenn
    What?
[14:57] Leos
    Why not?
[14:58] Sisti
    I made a promise to my grandfather
[15:00] Sisti
    that I would unravel the mystery
    of Melgalius's Sky Castle.
[15:04] Sisti
    I have to learn a lot more about
    magic in order to achieve that.
[15:09] Sisti
    So...
[15:12] Leos
    You haven't changed.
[15:13] Leos
    You're still talking about that fantasy?
[15:17] Sisti
    Huh?
[15:18] Leos
    Magic archaeology...
[15:20] Leos
    The exploration of ancient ruins
    and excavation of artifacts.
[15:24] Leos
    The ultimate goal is to
    unravel the mysteries of
[15:27] ---
    ancient civilization and
    recreate ancient magic.
[15:29] Leos
    Yet not one person has
    managed to accomplish that.
[15:33] Leos
    Which means it's impossible and meaningless.
[15:36] Leos
    To waste your life on such a thing...
[15:38] Leos
    It's too sad.
[15:41] Sisti
    Such a thing?
[15:43] Leos
    If your grandfather hadn't
    been so focused on that,
[15:47] ---
    he would've accomplished
    much more in Magic History.
[15:52] Leos
    Sistine, would you please lend me
    your support in my specialty,
[15:56] ---
    the research of military magic?
[16:03] Sisti
    I'm sorry, Leos.
[16:04] Sisti
    Just as you have your dreams,
    I can't give up on mine.
[16:09] Leos
    I simply don't want you to waste your life.
[16:16] Glenn
    Quit spewing lies, you shitbag!
[16:20] Sisti
    Sensei?!
[16:21] Glenn
    You just walk the path you believe in.
[16:23] Glenn
    And don't forget, you're the main
    character in your own life story!
[16:28] Glenn
    Nailed it.
[16:29] Leos
    You again?
[16:31] Leos
    And peeping on us this time?
[16:33] Leos
    I beg your pardon, but this
    is no business of yours.
[16:36] Leos
    I ask that you stay out of this.
[16:37] Glenn
    Tsk.
[16:41] Sisti
    No, it is his business.
[16:45] Glenn
    White cat?
[16:47] Leos
    Sistine, what do you mean?
[16:49] Sistine
    I mean, well...
[16:53] Sistine
    Sensei and I...
[16:56] Sistine
    are lovers who've sworn our
    futures to one another!
[17:04] Sistine
    That's why I can't marry you!
[17:11] Glenn
    There you have it, Leos-san.
[17:17] Leos
    Lies! My Sistine would never
    fall for a crude man like you!
[17:20] Glenn
    It's not a lie!
[17:22] Glenn
    After all, just last night, this cute
    little white cat shared my bed.
[17:26] Sisti
    You jerk!
[17:28] Sisti
    That's just going way too far!
    Besides, so far we've only kissed—
[17:31] Leos
    Kissed?!
[17:32] Leos
    Is that true?!
[17:33] Sisti
    Uh... Th-That was a lie.
[17:35] Sisti
    Though not quite, um, well...
[17:37] Glenn
    There you have it. The white cat's my bride.
[17:40] Glenn
    Give up on her.
[17:41] Leos
    I will not.
[17:43] Leos
    One who truly cares about Sistine
[17:45] ---
    would want to show her
    reality before it's too late.
[17:47] Leos
    You are not fit to be with Sistine!
[17:49] Glenn
    Still, I'm the one the white cat's chosen here.
[17:53] Leos
    Prepare yourself, Glenn Radars!
[17:56] Leos
    You will regret making an enemy of me!
[17:59] Sistine
    Hold on, Leos.
[18:01] Glenn
    So that's your true nature, then.
[18:03] Glenn
    Now I really understand.
[18:05] Glenn
    I can't hand the white cat over to you.
[18:08] Sisti
    Sensei?
[18:09] Glenn
    Looks like we need to make this clear.
[18:13] Glenn
    A duel.
[18:14] Glenn
    Will you accept?
[18:16] Leos
    I couldn't ask for more.
[18:22] Leos
    Let's discuss the date and nature
    of our duel at a later date.
[18:25] Leos
    Pardon me.
[18:33] Glenn
    I've done it now!
[18:34] Sistine
    Don't give me that!
[18:36] Glenn
    It's too late now.
[18:37] Glenn
    Though, thinking about it, this is my chance!
[18:39] Glenn
    If you're my wife, I won't have to work!
[18:42] Glenn
    I'll be marrying into money—
[18:43] Sisti
    You jerk!
[18:48] Glenn
    Therefore, so that I can pair off
    with the white cat, get rich,
[18:52] ---
    and live a shut-in's work-free life,
[18:55] ---
    I'm going to give you all special
    training in mage squad combat!
[19:01] Wendy
    Sistine, what's this about?
[19:03] Student
    Why are you getting us involved?
[19:05] Student
    This duel was your own idea!
[19:07] Glenn
    There's nothing I can do about it.
[19:09] Glenn
    That damn Leos insisted on competing
    with our skills as magic instructors.
[19:13] Gibul
    Wouldn't that mean we don't
    stand a chance at all?
[19:16] Gibul
    This class isn't strong enough.
[19:18] Glenn
    That's why we're training!
[19:20] All
    Huh?!
[19:22] Glenn
    Well, I won't forget about you guys
    after I've married into money.
[19:32] Albert
    Sounds like you're making another
    big production out of this.
[19:35] Albert
    Competing over a woman you
    aren't even in love with...
[19:38] Albert
    You're the lowest of the low.
[19:39] Albert
    Don't you feel a little sorry for her?
[19:42] Glenn
    Who cares?
[19:43] Glenn
    If I win, I won't have to work anymore.
[19:47] Glenn
    More importantly, why'd you
    make contact with me again?
[19:52] Albert
    I received word that "Angel's Dust"
    has been smuggled into this city.
[19:57] Glenn
    No way...
[19:58] Glenn
    I thought the method for creating Angel's Dust
    was destroyed in that incident last year?
[20:03] Albert
    Yeah, it should've been.
[20:05] Glenn
    Humans injected with that drug become
    ruined husks for others to control...
[20:10] Glenn
    That case disgusted me.
[20:12] Albert
    I refuse.
[20:13] Glenn
    I haven't said anything yet.
[20:15] Albert
    I can see through you.
[20:16] Albert
    You want to join the investigation, right?
[20:19] Albert
    I actually came here to tell
    you not to get involved.
[20:24] Albert
    Hearing that it's being used again
[20:26] Albert
    makes me wonder what Sara died for, honestly.
[20:29] Glenn
    I don't want that to ever happen again.
[20:32] Glenn
    That's why I...
[20:34] Albert
    Again, huh?
[20:36] Albert
    Hmph.
[20:37] Albert
    You really are seeing Sara in that girl.
[20:41] Glenn
    Be quiet!
[20:53] Sara
    I like it.
[20:55] Sara
    Your dream is really wonderful, Glenn-kun.
[20:59] (Flashback) Sara
    To be a mage of justice
    that saves everyone...
[21:03] (Flashback) Sara
    Sometimes, I wish there was
    someone like that around.
[21:07] (Flashback) Sara
    So I think you can take more
    pride in that, Glenn-kun.
[21:11] (Flashback) Glenn
    Hmph. Shut up, white dog.
[21:16] (Flashback) Sara
    Given the job we do, someday I, too...
[21:19] (Flashback) Glenn
    It's all right.
[21:21] (Flashback) Glenn
    Don't worry, Sara.
[21:22] (Flashback) Glenn
    I'll protec—
[21:23] (Flashback) Sara
    Huh?
[21:24] (Flashback) Glenn
    No, it's nothing.
[21:26] (Flashback) Sara
    Huh?
[21:27] (Flashback) Sara
    What were you about to say?
[21:29] Glenn
    I said it's nothing!
[21:43] Jatice
    How was it, Leos?
[21:46] Leos
    Just as you said.
[21:50] Leos
    It went exactly as you thought it would.
[21:53] Leos
    The man called Glenn
    challenged me to a duel.
[21:56] Leos
    Are you some kind of prophet?
[21:58] Jatice
    No, I'm not.
[22:01] Jatice
    Leos, dance your best against Glenn for me.
[22:05] Jatice
    You'll be the foundation of my justice.
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[23:45] Sisti
    He really is a dumb,
    irresponsible, cynical man!
[23:48] Sara
    He hasn't changed even after
    becoming a teacher, huh?
[23:51] Sisti
    He calls me "white cat," you know.
[23:53] Sisti
    I'm not cat-like at all!
[23:55] Sara
    He used to call me "white dog," too.
[23:57] Sara
    He said I was dog-like.
[24:00] Sisti
    So rude, right?
[24:01] ---
    It's just childish. Doesn't he
    realize he's a teacher now?
[24:04] Sisti
    Whenever he opens his mouth it's always,
    "I'm tired," "I'm worn out," or "I'm not into it."
[24:08] Sara
    He's sure troublesome, isn't he?
[24:09] Sisti
    Right?
[24:10] Sisti
    Oh, listen to this! He—
[24:12] Glenn
    Hey, white cat, what have you
    been talking to a wall about?
[24:16] Sisti
    Huh?
[24:16] Glenn
    Did all that studying mess with your head?
SIGN    Next Episode: Face-Off! The Mage Corps Battle
[24:19] Sisti
    But a white-haired girl who truly
    understood me was just here!
[24:24] Sisti
    Huh?
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor
[24:27] ---
    That's strange.

11 - Face-off! The Magic Corps Battle

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[00:03] Halley
    As the name "mage corps battle" suggests,
[00:07] ---
    this will be a battle
    between divisions of mages.
[00:09] Halley
    Students, you will march under the orders
    of the teachers, your commanders.
[00:14] Halley
    Student spells will be
    viewed as military magic,
[00:16] ---
    so those students judged as "dead"
    should leave the battlefield at once.
[00:21] Halley
    The key to this battle will be
    how the commanders choose
[00:26] ---
    when and where to deploy their forces.
[00:28] Halley
    This mock battle will last three hours.
[00:30] Halley
    The winner will be the side that
    takes control of the enemy base
[00:33] ---
    or defeats the instructor serving
    as the opponent's commander.
[00:38] Glenn
    Man, thanks for the detailed
    explanation, Harvest-senpai!
[00:44] Halley
    To think you're using the classes of this
    noble academy in your duel over a woman...
[00:49] Halley
    Have some shame, Glenn Radars!
[00:51] Halley
    Leos-sensei, I have high hopes for you!
[00:54] Halley
    Please show this scumbag what for!
[00:57] Leos
    Of course.
[01:00] Leos
    Sistine...
[01:01] Leos
    There's no need to worry about me.
[01:04] Leos
    Please give this fight your all.
[01:07] Leos
    I will overcome any obstacle
    before me to win your hand.
[01:13] Sisti
    Leos...
[01:14] Glenn
    All right, you guys!
[01:16] Glenn
    Lend me your power so I can marry into money!
[01:20] Men
    Wouldn't we be better off losing here?!
[01:24] Wendy
    So, Sistine, do you really plan
    on marrying whoever wins?
[01:29] Sisti
    Marry?!
[01:30] Sisti
    Of course I don't!
[01:32] Sisti
    I still have a lot left to do with my life!
[01:34] Sisti
    Besides, those two are both just
    getting carried away on their own.
[01:38] Sisti
    But maybe Sensei really...
[01:55] Sisti
    What nonsense is going through my head?!
    Wh-Why would I marry him?!
[02:01] Re=L
    Sistine's acting odd. She's turning red,
    getting mad, shouting...
[02:07] Re=L
    Is she sick?
[02:08] Rumia
    Hmm, maybe in a sense.
[02:11] Re=L
    Then we need to take her to a doctor.
[02:13] Rumia
    I don't think her sickness
    is one a doctor can cure.
[02:20] Ars
    Now then, the mage corps battle between
    Class 2 and Class 4 starts now!
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[04:07] Class2
    Thunder sprites, shock!
[04:14] Class2
    Pay heed, great wind!
[04:15] Class2
    White winter...
[04:19] Ars
    Class 2's Ken-kun and Chris-kun
    take direct hits from spells.
[04:22] Ars
    Both are out of the battle!
[04:25] Ars
    As expected from this academy's
    proud and strong Class 4,
[04:28] Ars
    their magic power and precision
    far exceeds Class 2's!
[04:31] Ars
    Plus, they execute the three-man cell tactic,
[04:34] ---
    a fundamental strategy in mage
    corps battles, splendidly well!
[04:42] (Flashback) Leos
    What I'll be teaching you is the most
    important tactic in modern mage combat.
[04:50] (Flashback) Leos
    The front-line attacker attacks,
[04:52] (Flashback) Leos
    the front-line defender defends,
[04:54] (Flashback) Leos
    and the rear supporter adapts
    to the situation and supports
[04:57] (Flashback) ---
    both front-liners with spells.
[04:59] (Flashback) Leos
    This tactical unit of three,
    the three-man cell,
[05:02] (Flashback) ---
    is the most fundamental strategy
    of modern mage combat.
[05:06] (Flashback) Gibul
    Having each member specialize
    and focus on their role
[05:09] (Flashback) ---
    gives them an overwhelming
    advantage against numbers...
[05:13] (Flashback) ---
    Is that what you're saying?
[05:15] (Flashback) Glenn
    Exactly.
[05:17] (Flashback) Glenn
    Three lives are staked
    on each person's actions.
[05:20] (Flashback) Glenn
    Those with strong egos who can't
    act in concert with others
[05:25] (Flashback) ---
    will put everyone's lives in danger.
[05:30] (Flashback) Glenn
    There are no heroes on a mage's battlefield.
[05:33] (Flashback) Glenn
    Make sure you remember that.
[05:37] Leos
    Twelve to the central plains, eight to
    the forest, and one to the hills, eh?
[05:43] Leos
    I suppose three-man cells were a bit
    too difficult for Class 2 to manage.
[05:49] Ars
    Leos-sensei makes his move!
[05:51] Ars
    He's deploying more troops than Class 2 to
    each field, aiming to eliminate each unit.
[05:57] Teachers
    Looks like this may be settled quickly.
[06:00] Teachers
    Leos-dono's command and Class 4's
    movements are both splendid.
[06:05] Teachers
    Compared to them, Class 2 is uncoordinated.
[06:09] Teachers
    Looks like Glenn-sensei wasn't
    well-versed in mage combat tactics.
[06:13] Halley
    Leos-dono is the top
    military magic researcher.
[06:17] Halley
    And he commands Class 4, whose students
    all exceed Class 2 on an individual basis.
[06:21] ---
    There's no reason he should lose.
[06:24] Halley
    But he's up against...
[06:28] Ars
    Both armies are exchanging
    intense blows at close range!
[06:31] Class 4
    Thunder sprites, shock!
[06:32] Class 4
    Pay heed, great wind!
[06:33] Class 4
    White winter storm, pay heed!
[06:35] Alf
    Wall of great wind!
[06:36] Bix
    W-W-Wall of great wind!
[06:38] Ars
    Yet Class 2 is putting up a surprising fight!
[06:41] Ars
    They aren't breaking!
[06:43] Class 4
    Damn it! What's going on?!
[06:44] Class 4
    We're supposed to have the
    advantage in combat strength!
[06:47] Gibul
    Hmph. Of course.
[06:50] (Flashback) Gibul
    There are no heroes on a mage's battlefield...
[06:53] (Flashback) Gibul
    So you're saying we should set our egos
    aside and form three-man cells?
[06:58] (Flashback) Glenn
    Huh? There's no way you guys can
    pull off the three-man cell tactic.
[07:03] (Flashback) Glenn
    That's for pros, and even then,
    only after a lot of training.
[07:07] (Flashback) Kash
    So what should we do, then?
[07:10] (Flashback) Glenn
    Oh, that's easy.
[07:13] Kash
    Thunder sprites, shock!
[07:15] Gibul
    Wall of great wind!
[07:20] Teacher
    Two-man cells?!
[07:21] Halley
    It's true that the two-man cell
    tactic is less complicated
[07:26] ---
    and easier for students to execute
    with minimal training time.
[07:29] Teacher
    Still, that's an unforgivable affront
    to the proud history of our
[07:34] ---
    Alzano Imperial Magic Academy!
[07:36] Halley
    He'll use any means necessary to win.
[07:40] Halley
    That's the kind of man Glenn Radars is.
[07:43] Leos
    My goodness. So that's your play?
[07:46] Leos
    Get some distance and shift to
    long-range sniping from the hills.
[07:51] Leos
    Rito-kun, how goes the subjugation?
[07:53] Rito
    W-Well...
[07:55] Class4
    Thunder sprites, shock!
[07:56] Rito
    There's only one here, but she's a monster!
[07:56] Class4
    Thunder sprites, shock!
[07:57] Class4
    Thunder sprites, shock!
[07:59] Rito
    This is impossible for us!
[08:04] Leos
    You even had pawns like that, Glenn-sensei?
[08:08] Leos
    Oh, well.
[08:10] Leos
    Begin moving all troops to the forest.
[08:13] Leos
    I'll use my woodland tactics and
    wipe out Class 2 all at once.
[08:17] Rukia
    We've got trouble, Leos-sensei!
[08:20] Glenn
    Behold, all of you!
[08:22] Glenn
    Your enemy's grand commander, the great
    teacher Glenn Radars, is right here!
[08:26] Glenn
    Those who think they can,
    come and claim my head!
[08:32] Ars
    Wow! Commander Glenn-sensei is
    taking to the front lines himself!
[08:37] Rukia
    After him! Take down Glenn-sensei!
[08:39] Student
    If we take down their commander, we win!
[08:42] Student
    Thunder sprites, shock!
[08:50] Rukia
    What is this?!
[08:52] Rukia
    Retreat, retreat!
[08:58] Glenn
    I'm awesome at guerrilla-style
    battles like this!
[09:03] Gibul
    What are you doing all by yourself?
[09:05] Kash
    I thought there weren't any
    heroes on a mage's battlefield.
[09:09] Leos
    Rukia-kun? Rukia-kun?
[09:11] Glenn
    Yes, yes, Glenn-kun here!
[09:14] Leos
    Glenn-sensei...
[09:16] Leos
    You set traps on this battlefield
    beforehand, didn't you?
[09:19] Glenn
    What do you mean?
[09:20] Glenn
    The traps someone happened
    to set as a hobby
[09:23] ---
    just happened to go off, that's all.
[09:28] Sisti
    Thunder sprites, shock!
[09:32] Sisti
    Who's next?
[09:34] Student
    Run!
[09:37] Sisti
    He's scum...
[09:39] Sisti
    Does he want to win so badly
    that he'd use such dirty tricks?
[09:47] Sisti
    I feel like such an idiot.
[09:50] Rumia
    Sisti...
[09:51] Glenn
    All right, now just run with all you've got!
[09:55] Leos
    Everyone, force your way through!
[09:58] Class4
    Thunder sprites, shock!
[10:00] Class2
    Wall of great wind!
[10:09] Halley
    Both sides, that's it!
[10:11] Halley
    Since the match wasn't settled
    within the time limit,
[10:14] ---
    this duel ends in a draw. That is all!
[10:17] Cecil
    Ah, I'm beat.
[10:19] Kash
    I managed to survive somehow!
[10:21] Glenn
    You all did well out there.
[10:23] Glenn
    Performing that well against
    Leos is more than enough.
[10:27] Kash
    But Sensei, are you okay with a draw?
[10:30] Wendy
    Wasn't Sistine on the line for you in this duel?
[10:35] Glenn
    Well...
[10:37] Leos
    What was that pathetic
    performance all about?
[10:40] Leos
    If you all had followed my orders,
    you would've won!
[10:48] Kash
    He's kind of a jerk.
[10:50] Both
    Yeah.
[10:51] Glenn
    Hey, hey, aren't you
    barking up the wrong tree?
[10:54] Glenn
    A commander is responsible
    for the failure of his troops.
[10:56] Leos
    I would rather you kept
    your opinion to yourself.
[11:02] Glenn
    You don't look so well. Are you all ri—
[11:06] Leos
    Glenn Radars, our duel
    still hasn't been settled.
[11:09] Leos
    I want a rematch.
[11:11] Leos
    This time, I challenge you to a duel.
[11:14] Glenn
    You still haven't given up on the white cat?
[11:16] Leos
    Of course not.
[11:18] ---
    Not until I convince Sistine to give up on
    magic archaeology and become my bride.
[11:23] Glenn
    Fine.
[11:24] Glenn
    I haven't given up on marrying
    into money, either.
[11:28] Sisti
    Cut this out!
[11:32] Sisti
    How dare you two get so heated over this?
[11:34] Sisti
    I'm not an object!
[11:36] Sisti
    Besides, Glenn-sensei!
[11:38] Sisti
    What was with that cowardly way of fighting?!
[11:40] Sisti
    Did you think I'd accept a proposal
    from someone who won that wa—
[11:43] Glenn
    Our duel will be early tomorrow morning,
[11:46] Glenn
    in the academy's backyard.
[11:48] Glenn
    This time, it's one-on-one.
[11:51] Leos
    You're sure?
[11:53] Glenn
    If I win, I can play around
    for the rest of my life.
[11:56] Glenn
    How can I not put myself on the li—
[12:03] Sisti
    I hate you.
[12:07] Rumia
    Sisti!
[12:14] Glenn
    Well, today's mage combat
    practice is now over!
[12:18] Glenn
    Time to leave!
[12:26] Sisti
    What is with him?
    All that marrying into money talk...
[12:30] Sisti
    Is that all he sees in me?!
[12:32] Rumia
    Stop, Sisti.
[12:34] Sisti
    Huh?
[12:35] Rumia
    You know better than anyone that Sensei
    isn't that kind of person, don't you?
[12:51] Sisti
    Then why did Sensei challenge him to a duel?
[12:55] (Flashback) Leos
    You're still talking about that fantasy?
[12:59] Rumia
    Well, who knows why?
[13:02] Rumia
    But there must be some reason
    for our lazy Sensei
[13:07] ---
    to go out of his way to accept a duel.
[13:13] Rumia
    So try actually talking to Sensei.
[13:17] Sisti
    Huh?
[13:18] Rumia
    I don't want to see you start hating
    Sensei without knowing why.
[13:25] Rumia
    Because I want you and Sensei to keep
    getting along like you usually do.
[13:29] Sisti
    Rumia...
[13:31] Rumia
    Okay?
[13:35] Sisti
    Yeah, I get it.
[13:40] Rumia
    I need to talk to Sensei, too.
[13:42] Rumia
    About that unpleasant air
    I felt around Leos-sensei.
[13:47] Rumia
    What was that, anyway?
[13:56] Bernard
    Well, this is another classic case.
[14:04] Bernard
    An Angel's Dust addict,
[14:07] Bernard
    and the pathetic end they meet.
[14:10] Kristof
    I heard the rumors, but I didn't
    think it was this awful.
[14:15] Albert
    Still, this makes the fifth case.
[14:18] Bernard
    That drug might have spread
    farther than we thought.
[14:24] Albert
    Angel's Dust...
[14:26] Albert
    Who on earth would...
[14:29] Leos
    Damn that Glenn Radars!
[14:31] Leos
    Truly an irritating man!
[14:34] Servant
    That's the kind of man he is.
[14:37] Servant
    As a mage, he can't hold a candle to you.
[14:41] Servant
    But even when fated to lose
    99 out of 100 battles,
[14:45] ---
    he will always pull out that
    single victory in the first round.
[14:50] Leos
    You value Glenn-sensei
    an awful lot, don't you?
[14:54] Servant
    If I didn't, there'd be no point in
    taking such roundabout methods.
[14:57] Leos
    Still, that third-rate mage
    is no match for me.
[15:02] Leos
    This time, Sistine will be mine.
[15:05] Leos
    Once I have her,
[15:07] ---
    the main Kleitos family will have the full
    advantage over that detestable branch family,
[15:13] Leos
    and my seat as our next family
    leader will be secure.
[15:27] Glenn
    Good grief.
[15:31] Glenn
    Now it'll all be over tomorrow.
[15:35] Glenn
    Sorry, Leos. I don't care how great a
    difference there is in our magical talents.
[15:40] ---
    I don't intend to lose to someone
    who does nothing but research.
[15:44] Glenn
    Still, this all leaves a
    bitter taste in my mouth.
[15:49] Glenn
    I've done wrong by the white cat,
    but this is probably for the best.
[15:56] Glenn
    Right, Sara?
[15:59] Sisti
    It's not.
[16:05] Glenn
    White cat?!
[16:07] Sisti
    What do you mean, you've done wrong by me?
[16:10] Sisti
    And who's Sara?
[16:14] Sisti
    Would you tell me?
[16:16] Sisti
    Why did you challenge Leos to a duel?
[16:18] Glenn
    I've told you over and over!
    So I can marry into money!
[16:23] Glenn
    It's a chance to not have to work anymore,
    so I'm taking advantage of it.
[16:34] Glenn
    You're so much like Sara.
[16:42] Glenn
    Long, long ago, there was a stupid brat.
[16:47] Glenn
    This stupid brat admired "mages of justice"
    and studied as hard as he could,
[16:53] Glenn
    eventually becoming a mage
    in the Imperial Army.
[16:58] Glenn
    However,
[17:00] Glenn
    this stupid brat was dismayed by the
    limits of magic and his bloody reality.
[17:05] Glenn
    He came to hate the magic he once loved.
[17:10] Glenn
    Still, the stupid brat never
    gave up on his own dream,
[17:15] Glenn
    because he had a friend who
    supported that dream of his.
[17:20] Sisti
    Sensei, is that story...
[17:23] Glenn
    However, on a certain mission,
[17:26] ---
    that stupid brat foolishly let that girl die.
[17:32] Glenn
    The stupid brat grew fed up with everything,
[17:36] ---
    gave up being a mage,
    and became an unemployed shut-in.
[17:40] Glenn
    And all's well that ends well.
[17:42] Sisti
    Sensei...
[17:44] Glenn
    Frankly, I don't really understand myself
[17:47] Glenn
    what it was I wanted to do.
[17:50] Glenn
    Maybe I had hopes for you, with how
    earnestly you try to realize your dream.
[17:54] Glenn
    Or maybe I wanted to atone for
    Sara by protecting your dream.
[18:00] Glenn
    What I know is that it really ticked me off
    when that Leos bastard denied your dream.
[18:06] Glenn
    Before I knew it, I'd already thrown my glove.
[18:10] Glenn
    I wanted to see tears on that
    man's face, no matter what.
[18:14] Glenn
    That's all.
[18:16] Sisti
    So in the end, it was all
    out of personal emotion?
[18:20] Glenn
    Well, one could say that.
[18:22] Sisti
    How stupid. That's just like a kid.
[18:24] Glenn
    My ears are burning.
[18:28] Sisti
    Still, I think I'm a little happy.
[18:33] Sisti
    Well, what Leos said is true, after all.
[18:39] Sisti
    I'm nothing compared to
    my grandfather, frankly.
[18:43] ---
    And the more I study magic, the more
    it feels like I might lose heart.
[18:48] Sisti
    But it looks like there's one
    person who supports my dream
[18:52] ---
    out of nothing but personal emotion.
[18:57] Sisti
    So I need to keep working hard.
[18:59] Sisti
    The ones who accomplish something are the
    fools that keep pressing onward, after all.
[19:06] Glenn
    White cat...
[19:19] Glenn
    Well, of course!
[19:20] Glenn
    It's a teacher's job to support
    the dreams of his students!
[19:24] Sisti
    Jeez, don't get full of yourself.
[19:27] Sisti
    I swear! What was that
    about marrying into money?
[19:29] Sisti
    Wasn't there another way to put it?
[19:31] Glenn
    I might have been pretty serious
    about marrying into money,
[19:33] Glenn
    if the chance presented itself.
[19:35] Sisti
    What?!
[19:37] Leos
    You are truly a cowardly man, Glenn Radars.
[19:42] Leos
    You cleverly speak of your past
    as if it were a moving tale,
[19:47] Leos
    trying to garner Sistine's
    compassion and sympathy.
[19:50] Sisti
    Leos?!
[19:51] Leos
    Glenn-sensei, since my work involves
    researching military magic,
[19:56] Leos
    I've had the chance to touch on the
    Imperial Army's confidential information.
[20:00] Leos
    I know what you've done in your past.
[20:05] Leos
    Isn't that right, Glenn the Fool?
[20:10] Glenn
    I'm warning you. Shut your mouth
    at once and leave this place.
[20:14] Leos
    You're a man
[20:16] ---
    who doesn't actually have the
    right to live in the light like this.
[20:20] Leos
    What could you possibly teach your students
    with those bloodied hands of yours?
[20:25] Glenn
    I told you to shut up.
    This is your second warning.
[20:30] Glenn
    If you say any more, we won't need
    to wait for our duel tomorrow.
[20:35] Glenn
    I'll settle it here and now.
[20:37] Sisti
    S-Sensei?
[20:39] Leos
    There's a place and position you're
    better suited for, isn't there?
[20:44] Leos
    Go home to it,
[20:45] Leos
    former Imperial Mage Corps Special Forces #0,
[20:51] ---
    "The Fool," Glenn Radars.
[20:54] Glenn
    That's the third.
[20:56] Glenn
    You were warned.
[20:59] Leos
    My, my, we mustn't resort to violence.
[21:02] Glenn
    The Imperial Army's close combat style?!
[21:04] Glenn
    No way...
[21:05] Sisti
    Sensei!
[21:15] Glenn
    No way!
[21:16] Glenn
    Tulpas?!
[21:17] Sisti
    Tulpas?
[21:19] Sisti
    That's a technique for manifesting
    imaginary beings in this world
[21:23] ---
    through powerful suggestion
    while in a trance!
[21:30] Leos
    Exactly. You've studied well, Sistine.
[21:35] Leos
    It's a secret art of alchemy
[21:37] Leos
    for the artificial creation
    of spirits, demons, and gods.
[21:40] Leos
    That's a tulpa.
[21:42] Leos
    Tulpas are powerful.
[21:44] Leos
    Especially against you, Glenn-sensei.
[21:49] Leos
    It uses the strengthened imagination
[21:51] ---
    of a trance state instead of spell chant.
[21:54] Leos
    Since it's not a spell, your
    "Fool's World" won't work!
[21:59] Sisti
    Sensei!
[22:05] Leos
    I know that you're supposed
    to be better than this.
[22:10] Leos
    I hope you'll take our
    duel tomorrow seriously.
[22:25] Sisti
    Sensei!
[22:26] Leos
    Leave the whipped dog be.
[22:28] Sisti
    Let go of me, Leos!
[22:30] Leos
    I need to speak with you, Sistine.
[22:32] Sisti
    Let me go!
[22:33] Leos
    Shut up, little girl.
[22:35] Leos
    I'll make it so no one can
    ever see your face again!
[22:39] Sisti
    Leos?
[22:41] Leos
    Please marry me.
[22:43] Leos
    You don't have the right to decline.
[22:46] Leos
    Your precious friend, Rumia Tingel...
[22:50] Leos
    You want to keep her identity
    and power a secret, don't you?
[22:55] Sisti
    How do you...
[22:57] Leos
    And Re=L Rayford...
[22:59] Leos
    I'm sure there's a whole slew
    of underground organizations
[23:02] ---
    that would love to use her as a lab rat.
[23:05] Sisti
    This isn't the Leos I know.
[23:08] Leos
    You'll accept my proposal, won't you?
[23:12] Leos
    After all, we both love each other.
[23:15] Sisti
    Save me, Sensei!
[23:26] Sisti
    But Sensei never showed up for the duel.
[23:30] Sisti
    And Sensei never returned
    to the academy after that.
SIGN    illustration: Ryohka
[23:45] Glenn
    You know, I always wondered this,
    but what is this segment?
[23:49] Sisti
    A preview.
[23:50] Celica
    I thought it was a Great Teacher Celica
[23:52] ---
    promotional segment created
    to increase my screen time?
[23:55] Sisti
    It's a preview.
[23:55] Rumia
    Next time is the last episode, huh?
[23:57] Rumia
    We've had a lot of fun and hardships,
    but they're all great memories now.
[24:01] Sisti
    Hey, Rumia, you need to do the preview, too!
[24:04] Re=L
    Next time on Re=L and
    Glenn's Grand Adventures
...
[24:06] Sisti
    No spoilers!
[24:09] Albert
    Calm down, Fibel!
[24:12] Sisti
    Albert-san, you're taking it too easy!
SIGN    Next Episode: Finding One's Own Place
[24:14] Glenn
    Now, now, just relax, white cat.
[24:17] Glenn
    Have a strawberry tart.
[24:18] Glenn
    Go on, go on.
[24:19] Sisti
    A-All right. Thank you.
[24:23] Sisti
    Hey! My strawberry tart!
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor
[24:25] Sisti
    Give it back, Re=L!
[24:31] Sisti
    Oh, next time on Akashic Records
    of Bastard Magic Instructor

[24:34] Sisti
    Huh?
[24:34] Sisti
    Hey, wait!

12 - The Place Found for Oneself

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[00:11] (Flashback) Sistine
    Leos, don't tell me you're with
    the Researchers of Divine Wisdom!
[00:15] (Flashback) Leos
    What?!
[00:16] (Flashback) Leos
    You damn bitch!
[00:18] (Flashback) Leos
    Don't associate me with
    that base, low-life trash!
[00:25] (Flashback) Leos
    Whatever. You're clever
    enough to understand, right?
[00:29] (Flashback) Leos
    You don't have the right to decline.
[00:34] Sisti
    Sensei, I...
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor
[00:46] Kash
    Hey, did you hear?
[00:48] Cecil
    Sistine accepted Leos-sensei's proposal!
[00:51] Lynn
    The ceremony is one week from now.
[00:53] Theresa
    That's awfully sudden.
[00:56] Gibul
    They were already engaged, anyway.
[00:59] Gibul
    It's nothing to make a fuss over.
[01:01] Gibul
    Frankly, I'm more disappointed that
    Glenn-sensei never showed up for their duel.
[01:06] Wendy
    Sistine!
[01:08] Wendy
    Are you serious about this marriage?
[01:11] Sisti
    Yes.
[01:12] Wendy
    What happened to becoming
    a magic archaeologist?
[01:16] Sisti
    Oh, that.
[01:18] Sisti
    That was just a dream.
[01:21] Sisti
    I'm going to face reality now.
[01:24] Wendy
    Can you really accept this suddenly
    happening to your best friend?
[01:29] Rumia
    I...
[01:31] Leos
    Hey, Sistine.
[01:33] Leos
    We have a meeting about the ceremony.
[01:35] Leos
    Might I have some of your time?
[01:38] Sisti
    Sure, that's fine.
[01:40] Leos
    Pardon us, everyone.
[01:45] Re=L
    Rumia, can I cut him down?
[01:47] Rumia
    Huh?
[01:48] Re=L
    I don't quite understand,
    but I'm sure he's an enemy!
[01:52] Rumia
    No!
[01:53] Re=L
    Rumia?
[01:56] Rumia
    Don't.
[01:58] Re=L
    But...
[02:07] Rumia
    Please wait a little longer.
[02:09] Rumia
    I'm sure Glenn-sensei will
    do something about this.
[02:12] Re=L
    But Glenn's gone off somewhere
    and hasn't come back.
[02:19] Rumia
    I questioned Sistine when she
    came back home that night,
[02:23] ---
    but all she would say is
    that she's marrying Leos.
[02:26] (Flashback) Sisti
    Leave me alone!
[02:28] (Flashback) Rumia
    Sisti...
[02:36] (Flashback) Glenn
    Who is it? So noisy...
[02:39] (Flashback) Glenn
    Rumia...
[02:40] (Flashback) Rumia
    Sensei, if we don't do something, Sisti will...
[02:44] Rumia
    I told Sensei everything I knew, and then...
[02:51] (Flashback) Glenn
    Leave it to me.
[02:53] Rumia
    Afterward, he went to Re=L and
    told her to stay with me.
[02:59] ---
    Then he disappeared.
[03:03] Rumia
    It'll be all right.
[03:05] Rumia
    He told me to leave it to him,
    so let's have faith and wait for him!
[03:22] Sistine
    Rumia, Re=L...
[03:26] Rumia
    Sisti! You're so pretty!
[03:29] Re=L
    How nice.
[03:30] Re=L
    That frilly outfit seems hard to fight in,
    but I'd still love to wear it.
[03:36] Sisti
    Don't worry.
[03:37] Sisti
    I'm sure you'll wear your own one day.
[03:42] Rumia
    Hey, Sisti...
[03:43] Sitine
    The ceremony's about to start,
    so go find some seats.
[03:48] Rumia
    Sisti...
[03:57] Priest
    Will you take her for your wife,
    to have and to hold,
[04:01] ---
    from this day forward,
    for better or for worse,
[04:04] ---
    for richer or for poorer,
    in sickness and in health,
[04:06] Wendy
    I can't believe there's no
    one in the groom's seats.
[04:09] Wendy
    What's the meaning of this?
[04:11] ---
    to love and cherish, until death do you part?
[04:15] Leos
    I do.
[04:19] (Flashback) Leos
    Your friend Rumia Tingel's
    identity and powers,
[04:22] (Flashback) ---
    and Re=L Rayford's relation to
    Project Revive Life, was it?
[04:30] Sistine
    I do.
[04:31] Priest
    You may now kiss the bride.
[04:45] Glenn
    Hold it right there!
[04:50] Glenn
    I object to this wedding!
[04:53] Glenn
    I strongly oppose this marriage!
[04:56] Glenn
    Leos, I won't hand the white cat
    over to the likes of you!
[05:01] Kash
    Yeah!
[05:02] Both
    Yes!
[05:03] Wendy
    He did it!
[05:05] Glenn
    Re=L, take care of Rumia.
[05:07] Re=L
    Leave it to me.
[05:08] Rumia
    Sensei!
[05:11] Glenn
    Later!
[05:17] Sistine
    Sensei!
[05:18] Sistine
    Let go!
[05:18] Sistine
    Let go of me!
[05:19] Sistine
    That's enough already!
[05:21] Glenn
    I really have to wonder how
    things turned out this way.
[05:25] Glenn
    There.
[05:26] Sistine
    I hate you!
[05:28] Sistine
    I'm marrying Leos!
[05:31] Sistine
    If I don't...
[05:33] Glenn
    I figured.
[05:34] Glenn
    He was using Rumia to
    threaten you, wasn't he?
[05:38] Glenn
    I suspected something like that was up.
[05:41] Sisti
    Where have you been all this time?
[05:45] Sisti
    I... I...
[05:48] Glenn
    Sorry. I got held up.
[05:52] Glenn
    After Rumia told me what was going on,
[05:54] ---
    I thought about how
    I could bring you back.
[05:58] Glenn
    The only thing I knew was
    that I'd be the one defeated
[06:02] ---
    if I didn't take the fight seriously.
[06:04] Glenn
    That was it.
[06:15] Glenn
    I feel like I'm back in those days.
[06:19] Glenn
    But how well will this toy work on him?
[06:24] Glenn
    In any case, I need to lure Leos out to where
    I have the advantage and defeat him.
[06:29] Glenn
    That's all.
[06:31] Glenn
    White cat, what do you think Leos's goal is?
[06:35] Glenn
    I've been wracking my brain
    over all the possibilities,
[06:37] ---
    but I can't figure it out.
[06:39] Glenn
    The best I could think of was
[06:41] ---
    that he loves you so much he'd
    resort to these reckless actions.
[06:46] Sisti
    That's not it.
[06:48] Sisti
    That night, I realized it.
[06:50] Sisti
    That man doesn't love me at all.
[06:54] Sisti
    He was cold, like a different person,
    and it scared me.
[06:58] Glenn
    Like a different person?
[07:02] Sisti
    S-Sensei?
[07:04] Glenn
    Terminal addicts?
[07:07] Glenn
    Why is Angel's Dust showing up now?
[07:12] Sisti
    S-Sensei?
[07:20] Re=L
    Rumia.
[07:21] Rumia
    Everyone get back!
[07:24] Re=L
    I'll do it.
[07:32] Bernard
    Sorry for the wait.
[07:34] Albert
    Re=L, you protect everyone.
[07:36] Kristof
    Leave this to us.
[07:38] Re=L
    Run!
[07:39] Wendy
    Yes!
[07:39] Cecil
    Got it!
[07:41] Rumia
    Re=L!
[07:41] Re=L
    Rumia, let's go!
[07:43] Rumia
    Yeah!
[07:46] Albert
    Now, let's get started.
[07:49] Both
    Yeah!
[07:53] Glenn
    Stop!
[07:57] Glenn
    We're trapped.
[07:59] Sistine
    Sensei, what on earth is
    wrong with these people?
[08:02] Glenn
    They're basically dead puppets,
    blindly following their master's orders.
[08:07] Glenn
    But forget that, white cat, and go!
[08:09] Sisti
    Huh?!
[08:09] Glenn
    Just hurry up and run!
[08:11] Glenn
    I can't deal with all of
    them while protecting you!
[08:13] Sisti
    I-I'll be fine!
[08:15] Sisti
    I've learned how to protect myself, too!
[08:18] Sisti
    Great wind—
[08:23] Glenn
    Rush forth, wind!
[08:25] Glenn
    Rush and blow through,
[08:32] Glenn
    piercing them!
[08:40] Glenn
    White cat!
[08:42] Glenn
    What are you just standing
    around for?! Let's go!
[08:51] Glenn
    Thunder sprites,
[08:54] Glenn
    pay heed, and strike with
    your electric shock!
[09:02] Glenn
    Hey, get a grip!
[09:03] Glenn
    This way!
[09:07] Glenn
    Damn it!
[09:08] Glenn
    I can't shake the feeling that
    we're being herded by Leos.
[09:11] Glenn
    Is he going after the white cat?
[09:14] Glenn
    It's just like it was then!
[09:17] (Flashback) Glenn
    Sara!
[09:21] (Flashback) Glenn
    Bastards!
[09:31] Glenn
    That's it!
[09:32] Glenn
    That's what this is about!
[09:34] Glenn
    That bastard!
[09:36] Glenn
    I won't let him!
[09:37] Glenn
    If I'm so half-hearted about this,
    I'll fail to protect her again.
[09:41] Glenn
    Recall how I was as a Imperial Court Mage!
[09:51] Sistine
    I-I'm scared.
[09:54] Glenn
    White cat!
[09:55] Glenn
    Behind you!
[09:57] Glenn
    Bastard!
[10:03] Glenn
    White cat, are you all right?
[10:04] Sistine
    Don't touch me!
[10:10] Glenn
    You're afraid of me, white cat?
[10:16] Glenn
    Sorry.
[10:17] Sisti
    Um, I...
[10:23] Leos
    My, but that was splendid, Glenn.
[10:26] Glenn
    Damn you! Stop pretending to be Leos!
[10:29] Leos
    Oh? I thought you might
    realize my true identity.
[10:33] Sisti
    Huh?
[10:34] Glenn
    That isn't Leos.
[10:36] Glenn
    It's former Imperial Court
    Mage Corps Executioner #11,
[10:40] ---
    Justice, Jatice Lowfan.
[10:43] Leos
    You look like you're surprised
    to see me still alive.
[10:50] Sisti
    Wh-Where is Leos?
[10:53] Jatice
    Oh, Leos?
[10:55] Jatice
    I gave him my drug so he would do my bidding,
[11:00] Jatice
    and then he died.
[11:02] Jatice
    Though he was practically a dead man
    already once I gave him Angel's Dust.
[11:07] Jatice
    That was right after the mage
    corps battle ended, I believe.
[11:12] Sisti
    No...
[11:14] Jatice
    It's been a long time, Glenn.
[11:16] Jatice
    You have no idea how long I've
    waited to face you again.
[11:21] Glenn
    White cat, get out of here.
[11:23] Sisti
    Huh?
[11:24] Glenn
    This isn't a world you should
    be a part of anymore.
[11:27] Jatice
    Agreed. Could you disappear, in fact?
[11:30] Jatice
    Your role is already over.
[11:33] Jatice
    If you interfere in my battle with Glenn,
[11:36] ---
    I'll kill you.
[11:38] Glenn
    White cat, go!
[11:48] Glenn
    Take care.
[11:50] Jatice
    Still, she truly does resemble Sara.
[11:54] Glenn
    You shut up!
[11:57] Glenn
    You made contact with Leos,
    arranged our duel,
[11:59] ---
    and even used the marriage
    with the white cat,
[12:01] ---
    all to plot this battle with me
    here and now, didn't you?!
[12:06] Jatice
    Yes.
[12:07] Glenn
    I guess I completely fell for
    your original magic, with its
[12:11] ---
    almost clairvoyant prediction of events.
[12:13] Glenn
    So, what's your goal?
[12:15] Jatice
    The same as it was a year ago.
[12:18] Jatice
    To exact justice.
[12:20] Glenn
    So you're just using justice as an excuse
[12:22] ---
    to go around murdering all the
    powerful mages of the army
[12:25] ---
    and important figures in the empire?
[12:27] Jatice
    Yes, though you've gotten
    in my way partway through.
[12:32] Jatice
    But this time, all will go according to plan...
[12:35] Jatice
    once I obtain the Akashic Records!
[12:38] Glenn
    Akashic Records?
[12:40] Jatice
    Yes.
[12:41] Jatice
    The power to rule over the
    very principles of this world!
[12:45] Jatice
    I will have it for myself!
[12:47] Jatice
    Yet its power can only be held
    by someone absolutely right.
[12:51] Jatice
    Therefore, I have no right to
    possess it until I defeat you,
[12:56] ---
    the one who once defeated my justice!
[12:58] Jatice
    Even if God would allow it, I will not!
[13:02] Jatice
    This is not revenge against you!
    It is my challenge to you!
[13:06] Jatice
    I will be a mage of justice,
[13:09] ---
    and exact justice upon all
    the evil in this world!
[13:17] Glenn
    As if that justice exists!
[13:21] Glenn
    I should've realized it was you the
    moment you used these that time!
[13:31] Sistine
    I thought Sensei belonged
    in a different world.
[13:36] Sistine
    I rejected him.
[13:39] Sistine
    Sensei's always risking his life
    to protect us, and yet...
[13:46] Sistine
    I'm a fool!
[13:48] Sistine
    Why did I do that?
[13:50] Sistine
    At this rate, Sensei is going
    to go away somewhere.
[13:54] Sistine
    But what can I do as I am now?
[13:59] Sistine
    What should I do?
[14:01] Jatice
    Hiding won't help you, Glenn.
[14:04] Jatice
    I can keep going!
[14:06] Glenn
    Rule of time, balance of the scales,
    let the plate of order tip portside.
[14:17] Glenn
    Silver ice wolf, race forth,
    clad in blizzard!
[14:27] Jatice
    You're as shrewd as ever.
[14:36] Jatice
    That's how you should be!
[14:38] Glenn
    Shut up!
[14:39] Glenn
    Keep your damn mouth shut
    when we're killing each other!
[14:48] Jatice
    I win. Don't worry, I'll kill
    you in one painless moment.
[14:53] Jatice
    That will be my greatest
    show of respect toward you.
[14:58] Jatice
    Give Sara my regards in the other world.
[15:14] Sisti
    I made it in time.
[15:17] Glenn
    White cat!
[15:19] Glenn
    You...
[15:20] Glenn
    You moron!
[15:22] Glenn
    Why did you come back?!
[15:23] Glenn
    You don't belong in this world!
[15:25] Sistine
    That's right.
[15:27] Sistine
    And it's not a world you
    belong in either, Sensei.
[15:30] Sistine
    I came to bring you back with me.
[15:36] Sistine
    You told me yourself...
[15:38] Sistine
    If I want to protect Rumia, I'll need power.
[15:43] Sistine
    Rumia is irreplaceable to me.
[15:46] Sistine
    But so are you!
[15:50] Sistine
    When you're scary, and when
    you're being a loser...
[15:53] Sistine
    They're both aspects of you!
[15:55] Sistine
    And nothing could ever replace you!
[16:03] Sistine
    So stay by our sides!
[16:07] Sistine
    Don't leave us!
[16:16] Jatice
    My goodness.
[16:19] Jatice
    You caught me slightly off-guard.
[16:21] Sistine
    Please don't mess with Sensei anymore!
[16:26] Jatice
    You're a pest. Even your
    personality resembles Sara's.
[16:33] Glenn
    Good grief, I've lost my edge.
[16:37] Glenn
    I don't need this anymore.
[16:41] Glenn
    White cat, two-man cell.
[16:43] ---
    I'll be vanguard. You be rear guard.
[16:46] Glenn
    Can you do it?
[16:47] Glenn
    I promise I'll defeat him,
    even if I go down with him,
[16:51] ---
    and I'll at least get you
    safely back to everyone. So—
[16:55] Sisti
    I won't accept that promise.
[16:58] Sisti
    If you promise we'll both go back to
    everyone together, then I'll gladly accept.
[17:04] Glenn
    I'm counting on you, Sistine.
[17:06] Sistine
    You finally used my actual name.
[17:13] Glenn
    Here we go!
[17:13] Jatice
    What depravity, Sistine Fibel!
[17:17] Jatice
    Because of you...
[17:19] Sistine
    Gather round, storm, become scattered
    shells, and fire through!
[17:26] Jatice
    Don't interfere with my fight with Glenn!
[17:30] Sistine
    Wall of great wind, form
    twofold, and protect us!
[17:38] Jatice
    An immediate alteration?!
[17:39] Sistine
    Wind wolf blowing down the mountains,
[17:41] ---
    race forth quick and violent,
    with us at your back!
[17:57] Jatice
    Damn her!
[18:00] Jatice
    I didn't expect her to be so skilled.
[18:02] Jatice
    What a miscalculation...
[18:06] Jatice
    Come!
[18:07] Jatice
    The manifestation of justice
    sleeping in my depths!
[18:11] Jatice
    The god who belongs only to me!
[18:12] Jatice
    The god of justice!
[18:14] Jatice
    Eliminate those villains who bare
    their fangs against my justice!
[18:19] Jatice
    Lady Justice, Justia!
[18:28] Sistine
    Great breath, pay heed!
[18:37] Jatice
    What?!
[18:40] Jatice
    Call!
[18:41] Jatice
    Call!
[18:42] Jatice
    Call!
[18:43] Glenn
    Jatice!
[19:16] Glenn
    I'll finish this.
[19:19] Jatice
    Don't get full of yourself, Glenn.
[19:21] Jatice
    You had the advantage because of her, right?
[19:24] Jatice
    But what a shame...
[19:27] Jatice
    Mana deficiency.
[19:29] Jatice
    Looks like she hit her limit.
[19:32] Jatice
    But in her honor,
[19:37] Jatice
    I'll admit defeat for today.
[19:41] Glenn
    Are you all right?
[19:42] Jatice
    Glenn, you probably don't know,
[19:45] Jatice
    but this empire must be destroyed.
[19:49] Jatice
    Because this nation was built
    with evil intentions.
[19:55] Jatice
    Let us meet again, Glenn.
[19:57] Jatice
    Next time, my justice will surely defeat you.
[20:01] Glenn
    Shut up!
[20:03] Glenn
    Never show your face again, you damn bastard!
[20:07] Glenn
    Can you stand?
[20:09] Sistine
    I still... can't move...
[20:15] Rumi
    Sisti!
[20:17] Rumia
    Thank goodness!
[20:19] Re=L
    Glenn!
[20:20] Wendy
    We were worried about you.
[20:22] Lynn
    Sensei!
[20:23] Kash
    Are you hurt?
[20:24] Cecil
    Are you all right?
[20:25] Teresa
    Looks like you're okay!
[20:29] Glenn
    Hey, are you sure you're really all right
    with having me for your teacher?
[20:34] Sistine
    That's stupid.
[20:36] Sistine
    The fact that I'm here beside
    you should be your answer.
[20:43] Sistine
    Isn't that right, Sensei?
[20:54] Glenn
    Sorry. I let Jatice get away.
[20:58] Albert
    It's nothing to apologize for.
[21:00] Albert
    I don't recall asking you to
    help us with that, anyway.
[21:02] Glenn
    That bastard...
[21:04] Glenn
    He's still spewing his crazy nonsense.
[21:07] Glenn
    There was one thing that bothered me, though.
[21:10] (Flashback) Jatice
    The power to rule over the
    very principles of this world!
[21:14] (Flashback) Jatice
    The Akashic Records!
[21:18] Glenn
    Seems he was trying to get his hands on that.
[21:23] Albert
    The Akashic Records, huh?
[21:32] Eleanor
    So deep in here is the door to be opened?
[21:46] Glenn
    Morning!
[21:49] Glenn
    Nice weather again today, Halloween-senpai!
[21:51] Halley
    It's Halley!
[21:53] Halley
    You're doing that on purpose,
    aren't you?! Honestly!
[21:54] Glenn
    Yeah, yeah, Harem-senpai.
[21:56] Halley
    Halley!
[21:57] Halley
    Halley Astry!
[21:58] Halley
    Besides, you're always, always,
    always, always, always, alwa—
[22:05] Glenn
    Celica! You're back!
[22:08] Celica
    You're looking more like a teacher now.
[22:10] Glenn
    I told you, didn't I?
[22:12] Glenn
    I can do it if I try.
[22:14] Celica
    Then I don't have to worry anymore.
[22:17] Celica
    To be honest, I'm thinking of heading out
[22:19] ---
    on a full exploration of the
    underground labyrinth.
[22:21] Celica
    I can't help but feel like there's
    something I need to do there.
[22:27] Glenn
    I see.
[22:28] Sisti
    Sensei!
[22:29] Sisti
    Hurry, hurry!
[22:33] Celica
    I'm counting on you, Sensei!
[22:35] Glenn
    What a pain.
[22:40] Glenn
    "And the Demon Lord asked
    the mage, 'What are you?
[22:45] Glenn
    What drives you to such lengths?
[22:48] ---
    How are you capable of all this?
[22:50] Glenn
    I cannot fathom you.'
[22:54] Glenn
    Then, the mage answered,
[22:57] Glenn
    'That's simple, Demon Lord.
[22:59] Glenn
    There are things I want to protect.
    Things I must protect.
[23:03] Glenn
    Those thoughts cause infinite
    power to rise from my depths.
[23:10] Glenn
    They enable me to rise again countless times.'"
[23:16] Glenn
    Yes, countless times.
[23:28] Glenn
    All right.
[23:29] Glenn
    Now, then...
[23:31] Glenn
    Time to start class!
SIGN    Finding One's Own Place
[23:35] Students
    Yes!
SIGN    illustration: Tsunemi Aosa
SIGN    illustration: Mishima Kurone
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