# 9 - Falling into Darkness
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P0GJKR/ai-mai-mi-surgical-friends)
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**[00:00] Mai**
Ai-chan!
**[00:00] Mi**
You idiot!
**[00:00] DJ**
*As always, thanks Tsuchinoko Shangrila-chan.*
**[00:02] Ai**
He read my message again today!
**[00:03] DJ**
*Next, we have your e-mails.*
**[00:04] ---**
I wonder what the listeners thought.
***SIGN*** Ow . . .
Tsuchishan is so painful
Huh? That was Tsuchishan? No way
Zarucheku > > > > > >
Matsushima > > > > > >
> > > > > > Tsuchishan
***SIGN*** Tsuchishan is finished
Tsuchishan is completely over
Tsuchishan never even began
***SIGN*** Why is he even reading Tsuchishan?
Tsuchishan is such a fail, it's actually funny.
Tsuchishan just keeps failing lately
So iffy lately. Tsuchishan is lame.
**[00:07] Ai**
No way...
***SIGN*** The only reason he's reading anything
from Tsuchinoko Shangrila is because
she's a high school girl
Is Tsuchishan supposed to be funny?
Disappear, Tsuchishan
Tsuchishan, seriously disappear
**[00:10] ---**
That's so mean!
***SIGN*** Choboraunyopomi Theater
**[00:45] All**
Ai Mai Mi!
**[00:47] Mi**
Oh, sorry...
**[00:49] Mi**
Sorry, Ai. But you shouldn't be
drawing manga, there—
**[00:51] Mai**
Mi-chan!
**[00:52] Ai**
Why are you trying to penetrate my head?
**[00:54] Mi**
Wha? It's just a paper airplane.
**[00:56] Ai**
Huh?
**[00:56] Mi**
Ai-chan, stop... She apologized.
Mi-chan's gonna die!
**[00:58] Ai**
You're assailants! Stop acting like victims!
**[01:01] Ai**
You guys are what they call "human trash."
**[01:03] Ai**
Do you know what you two have
done to me over the years?
**[01:07] Ai**
You really think that apology is enough?
**[01:09] Mai**
Nope, we probably couldn't complain
**[01:11] ---**
if you hit us and got a monetary settlement.
**[01:13] Mi**
Mai...
**[01:13] Mi**
Could you not back down there?
**[01:15] Mai**
Mi-chan!
**[01:16] Ai**
Next time you do that, you'll be sorry.
**[01:19] Mai**
Ai-chan seems like a completely
different person today.
**[01:21] Mi**
What the heck happened?
**[01:22] Ponoka**
She is the other Ai.
**[01:24] Both**
That voice!
**[01:24] Both**
It's the Tokyo Eel Protection Committee!
**[01:26] Ponoka**
I'm Ponoka.
**[01:27] Ponoka**
That is a separate personality,
born of grief and rage.
**[01:30] Ai**
*I will purge them all.*
**[01:31] Pono**
It is "Dark Side Ai."
**[01:32] Both**
Dark Side Ai?
**[01:33] Mi**
You can't be serious.
**[01:34] Pono**
She's acting on her strong
hatred for humanity.
**[01:37] Mai**
Is the real Ai-chan safe?
**[01:39] Pono**
The usual one should be home.
**[01:41] Mi**
Then, let's do to her what she did to us.
**[01:43] Mai**
Wow, you aren't going to save her...
**[01:45] Ai**
Hey, Ai!
**[01:46] Mai**
Ai-chan!
**[01:47] Kana**
O-Onee-chan?
**[01:51] Kana**
Onee-chan?
**[01:52] Mai**
Th-This is Ai-chan?
**[01:53] Kana**
O-O-Onee-chan?
**[01:54] Mi**
That's the face of one whose intelligence
fell to that of an anteater!
**[01:57] Pono**
Apparently, she's only an empty shell now.
**[02:00] Pono**
To return her to normal, we will
have to defeat Dark Side Ai.
**[02:04] Ai**
Damn humans... I'll exterminate you all.
**[02:06] Mi**
Hold it, Dark Side!
**[02:07] Mi**
We'll defeat you and get
the normal Ai back.
**[02:09] Ai**
You're going to fight me?
You foolish children.
**[02:12] Mi**
Yeah, we might be fools, but you know...
**[02:15] Mi**
We aren't so cold-hearted that we'd
ignore a friend who's about to go astray!
**[02:18] Mai**
Mi-chan!
**[02:20] Mi**
Wait... The fight's already over...
**[02:22] Kana**
Onee-chan?
**[02:23] Kana**
Remember!
**[02:24] Mi**
Kanako-chan...
**[02:25] Kana**
That person... Actually, both of them...
**[02:27] Kana**
are your precious neighbors.
**[02:30] Both**
Huh?
**[02:30] Kana**
Their houses are close. Super close!
**[02:32] Mi**
That's what she thought of us?
**[02:34] Kana**
Onee-chan, get a hold of yourself!
**[02:35] Mai**
Ai-chan!
**[02:35] Mi**
Ai!
**[02:35] Kana**
Onee-chan!
**[02:40] Ai**
Curse you, humans.
**[02:42] Ai**
But as long as the light exists,
the darkness will, as well.
**[02:45] Ai**
Don't forget that.
**[02:52] Kana**
O-Onee-chan...
**[02:53] Mai**
Ai-chan!
**[02:53] Mi**
Ai!
**[02:54] ---**
Huh?
**[02:56] Ai**
Wha... What's with you guys?
**[02:59] Ai**
Hey...
**[03:00] Ai**
Seriously, what's with you guys?
**[03:00] Kana**
Onee-chan!
***SIGN*** Sachie and Kanako
**[03:04] Sign**
Narration: Hirano Fumi
**[03:04] Both**
Sachie and Kanako!
**[03:05] Sachi**
I-It isn't what you think, Kana-chan!
**[03:06] Nar**
The hijiki overflowing the recorder
was enough to destroy their relationship.
**[03:07] Kana**
Please stop...
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[03:11] Tori**
Good Evening! This is Torijiro!
**[03:13] Tori**
Nyopomi-sensei picked up three dogs in
the rain, deciding to take them in.
***SIGN*** Do you know what "naruto" is, everyone?
***SIGN*** By the way...
***SIGN*** The naruto in ramen, with the swirly, spiral design.
**[03:16] Tori**
But their endless appetite almost
drove her to a nervous breakdown.
***SIGN*** Look, it's the thing on Chobo-sensei's chest.
***SIGN*** See? This thing!
***SIGN*** This is a naruto, too!!
**[03:20] Tori**
Will the dogs be able to relinquish their
appetites, to transform into wonderful ladies?
***SIGN*** This is a "naruto mark"!!
**[03:24] Tori**
Next time, "Friends Who Can't Stop Eating!"
***SIGN*** "Friends Who Can't Stop Eating!"
**[03:26] Tori**
Look forward to it!