8 - Masajiro

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[00:00] Ai
    Takoyaki is so delicious.
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[00:02] Mai
    Pop, munch. Pop, munch.
[00:03] Ai
    I guess there's a reason they're
    shaped like Earth. Just kidding.
[00:06] Mai
    Huh?
[00:08] Mai
    I thought the Earth was flat.
[00:10] Mai
    What? What's going on?
[00:14] Mai
    At a time like this, I need
    a central Mai meeting...
[00:16] Mai
    All right, sit down, and stuff.
SIGN    Takoyaki    Earth
[00:18] Mai
    Do you guys think the Earth is round?
[00:21] Mai
    Nope.
[00:22] Mai
    It's flat. It'd be dangerous if it was round.
[00:24] Mai
    Then we're okay with Earth being flat?
[00:26] Mai
    Yeah.
[00:26] Mai
    Sure.
[00:27] Mai
    Objection!
[00:28] Mai
    The Earth is round! The Sun is round, too.
[00:30] Mai
    One of the characters in
    "Earth" also means round.
[00:30] Mai
    What? That's messed up.
[00:32] Mai
    Then, how are we able to 
    stand on the ground?
[00:34] Mai
    Well, I don't know, but...
[00:34] Mai
    Yeah!
[00:35] Mai
    There's something wrong with that.
[00:35] Mai
    Scary!
[00:38] Mai
    Hey, so I was thinking...
[00:40] Mai
    Takoyaki and Earth aren't the same.
[00:42] Ai
    H-Huh?
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[01:10] All
    Ai Mai Mi!
[01:11] Mai
    It's so warm today, I'm tired and stuff.
[01:14] Mi
    Then why not take a nap?
[01:16] Mi
    Good grief, Mai. You're already asleep?
[01:20] Ai
    Huh? Wha—
[01:21] Mi
    And she's already peeing her pants.
[01:23] Ai
    That's way too sudden.
[01:25] Ai
    Huh? A dog?
[01:26] Mi
    What's it doing in the club room... Fast!
[01:28] Ai
    Huh?
[01:30] Mi
    Hey! Stop that, you stupid dog!
[01:33] Ai
    Mi!
[01:34] Mai
    Oh, Masajiro. You came again today.
[01:40] Mai
    Thanks, Masajiro.
[01:42] Mai
    Oh. He's a friend of yours.
[01:46] Mai
    Nice to meet you, Ma—
[01:49] Maaya
    Cute, cute, cute...
[01:50] Chobo
    Taso!
[01:51] Ai
    Y-You okay?
[01:53] Mai
    I'm really sorry and stuff, Mi-chan.
[01:56] Ai
    More importantly, what the heck is that dog?
[01:58] Mai
    He isn't a dog. He's a wolf.
[02:00] Both
    A wolf?!
[02:00] Mai
    A wolf that comes by when I wet the bed.
    He's a bed-wetting prevention wolf.
[02:05] Ai
    He isn't preventing anything...
[02:07] Mi
    Oh, jeez. It's a pleasure, Ma—
[02:12] Ai
    What are you doing?
[02:13] Mai
    Sorry, and stuff.
[02:17] Nar
    That night.
[02:19] Frog
    Ribbit.
[02:30] Mai
    Good morning, Masajiro.
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[02:33] Mai
    This is...
[02:35] Mai
    "To Mai-san.
[02:36] Mai
    Sorry I startled you.
[02:38] Mai
    I'm one of the crew on the wolf-type spaceship,
    in which you've named Masajiro,
[02:43] Mai
    and I am called ShaQnoTie.
[02:46] Guy
    The reason we were taking your urine
[02:50] Guy
    is to make an antidote for a
    killer virus back on our home planet.
[02:55] Guy
    I'm sorry for not telling you earlier.
[02:57] Guy
    I will never forget your kindness.
[03:00] Mai
    H-Huh?
[03:00] Guy
    The days with you were very fun and..."
[03:02] Mai
    I guess my eyes are wetting
    themselves today and stuff.
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[03:12] Tori
    Good Evening! This is Torijiro!
[03:13] Tori
    After finishing work at "anixwara,"
    Choboraunyopomi meets with Uchida Maaya.
[03:13] [SONG] ---
    [Congrats] At the Live Ai Mai Mi program that came back the other day,
    they featured Otsubo-san and Mukai-san's serial manga!
[03:16] Maaya
    Sensei, you like Ayaneru
    more than me, don't you?
[03:19] Nyopo
    Er, um, I like all of you. Next time,
    I'll bring you all some hydrogen water.
[03:24] Maaya
    But I want pudding.
[03:25] Nyo
    Huh?
[03:26] Maaya
    Mm... Pudding.
SIGN    "Find the Hydrogen Pudding!"
[03:26] Tori
    Next time, "Find the Hydrogen Pudding!"
[03:28] Tori
    Look forward to it!