8 - Masajiro
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[00:00] Ai
Takoyaki is so delicious.
SIGN Includes 6 Pieces
[00:02] Mai
Pop, munch. Pop, munch.
[00:03] Ai
I guess there's a reason they're
shaped like Earth. Just kidding.
[00:06] Mai
Huh?
[00:08] Mai
I thought the Earth was flat.
[00:10] Mai
What? What's going on?
[00:14] Mai
At a time like this, I need
a central Mai meeting...
[00:16] Mai
All right, sit down, and stuff.
SIGN Takoyaki Earth
[00:18] Mai
Do you guys think the Earth is round?
[00:21] Mai
Nope.
[00:22] Mai
It's flat. It'd be dangerous if it was round.
[00:24] Mai
Then we're okay with Earth being flat?
[00:26] Mai
Yeah.
[00:26] Mai
Sure.
[00:27] Mai
Objection!
[00:28] Mai
The Earth is round! The Sun is round, too.
[00:30] Mai
One of the characters in
"Earth" also means round.
[00:30] Mai
What? That's messed up.
[00:32] Mai
Then, how are we able to
stand on the ground?
[00:34] Mai
Well, I don't know, but...
[00:34] Mai
Yeah!
[00:35] Mai
There's something wrong with that.
[00:35] Mai
Scary!
[00:38] Mai
Hey, so I was thinking...
[00:40] Mai
Takoyaki and Earth aren't the same.
[00:42] Ai
H-Huh?
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[01:10] All
Ai Mai Mi!
[01:11] Mai
It's so warm today, I'm tired and stuff.
[01:14] Mi
Then why not take a nap?
[01:16] Mi
Good grief, Mai. You're already asleep?
[01:20] Ai
Huh? Wha—
[01:21] Mi
And she's already peeing her pants.
[01:23] Ai
That's way too sudden.
[01:25] Ai
Huh? A dog?
[01:26] Mi
What's it doing in the club room... Fast!
[01:28] Ai
Huh?
[01:30] Mi
Hey! Stop that, you stupid dog!
[01:33] Ai
Mi!
[01:34] Mai
Oh, Masajiro. You came again today.
[01:40] Mai
Thanks, Masajiro.
[01:42] Mai
Oh. He's a friend of yours.
[01:46] Mai
Nice to meet you, Ma—
[01:49] Maaya
Cute, cute, cute...
[01:50] Chobo
Taso!
[01:51] Ai
Y-You okay?
[01:53] Mai
I'm really sorry and stuff, Mi-chan.
[01:56] Ai
More importantly, what the heck is that dog?
[01:58] Mai
He isn't a dog. He's a wolf.
[02:00] Both
A wolf?!
[02:00] Mai
A wolf that comes by when I wet the bed.
He's a bed-wetting prevention wolf.
[02:05] Ai
He isn't preventing anything...
[02:07] Mi
Oh, jeez. It's a pleasure, Ma—
[02:12] Ai
What are you doing?
[02:13] Mai
Sorry, and stuff.
[02:17] Nar
That night.
[02:19] Frog
Ribbit.
[02:30] Mai
Good morning, Masajiro.
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[02:33] Mai
This is...
[02:35] Mai
"To Mai-san.
[02:36] Mai
Sorry I startled you.
[02:38] Mai
I'm one of the crew on the wolf-type spaceship,
in which you've named Masajiro,
[02:43] Mai
and I am called ShaQnoTie.
[02:46] Guy
The reason we were taking your urine
[02:50] Guy
is to make an antidote for a
killer virus back on our home planet.
[02:55] Guy
I'm sorry for not telling you earlier.
[02:57] Guy
I will never forget your kindness.
[03:00] Mai
H-Huh?
[03:00] Guy
The days with you were very fun and..."
[03:02] Mai
I guess my eyes are wetting
themselves today and stuff.
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[03:12] Tori
Good Evening! This is Torijiro!
[03:13] Tori
After finishing work at "anixwara,"
Choboraunyopomi meets with Uchida Maaya.
[03:13] [SONG] ---
[Congrats] At the Live Ai Mai Mi program that came back the other day,
they featured Otsubo-san and Mukai-san's serial manga!
[03:16] Maaya
Sensei, you like Ayaneru
more than me, don't you?
[03:19] Nyopo
Er, um, I like all of you. Next time,
I'll bring you all some hydrogen water.
[03:24] Maaya
But I want pudding.
[03:25] Nyo
Huh?
[03:26] Maaya
Mm... Pudding.
SIGN "Find the Hydrogen Pudding!"
[03:26] Tori
Next time, "Find the Hydrogen Pudding!"
[03:28] Tori
Look forward to it!