4 - Crestofales Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Ham     Ham... [00:01] Shop     Congratulations. SIGN    New Year's Lottery [00:03] Shop     You've won the special prize! [00:03] Mi     Oh, thanks... [00:05] Crow     Congrats! [00:05] Shop     Here's your special prize. [00:06] Mi     It's a living creature?! [00:07] Ham     Ham, ham. [00:08] Mi     Heya! [00:09] Mai     Mi-chan, that's... [00:11] Ham     Ham. [00:11] Mi     Oh, I won it. Isn't it cool? [00:12] Mai     Let me touch it, Mi-chan! Let me touch it! [00:14] Mi     Isn't it cute? [00:15] Mai     Please! [00:16] Mai     Hurry up and gimme. [00:17] Ham     Ham! [00:21] Mai     I won't miss next time... [00:23] Mi     Hamsters change people this much? [00:28] Ham     Ham, ham. SIGN    Choboraunyopomi Theater [00:55] Three     Ai Mai Mi! [00:56] Mi     Fine, make sure you're gentle with him. [00:57] Ham     Ham. [00:59] Mai     Yay— [01:00] Mi     Ham! [01:01] Mi     Stop! [01:04] Mi     What the hell are you doing?! [01:08] Mi     How could you? How could you     turn him into chawanmushi? [01:11] Mi     Huh? What's wrong? Ham? [01:15] Mai     Mi-chan, run! [01:17] Mai     Phantom Demon Beast Priest Crastofeles! [01:20] Crast     To think you'd see through me so easily. [01:22] Mai     So, it was you, Crastofeles. [01:24] Crast     I believe it's been about 800     years since the Battle in Heaven... [01:28] Crast     But humans haven't changed one bit. [01:31] Crast     It must be sad for you, since you     were reincarnated to protect them. [01:35] Crast     Don't you agree, Angel Shakalafy? [01:42] Crast     I see your habit when showing     animosity hasn't changed. [01:46] Ai     I bought some drinks. [01:46] Crast     Tch. Apparently someone had to interrupt. [01:48] Crast     I'll fall back for today. [01:49] Ai     Oh, that's a really good cosplay. [01:51] Ai     What character is that? [01:52] Mai     Is that war going to start again? [01:52] Ai     Which do you want, Mi? [01:54] Mi     Oh, I'll take orange. [01:56] Ai     Here, you want the carbonated one, right? SIGN    Norifumi [01:58] Mai     I will believe in human possibility! [02:02] Mi     Mai, what was that monster? [02:04] Mai     Phantom Demon Beast Priest Crastofeles. [02:07] Mai     Long ago, he was my comrade from Heaven... [02:14] Cras     I... [02:16] Crast     I want power. [02:18] Mai     Due to his desire for ultimate power,     he turned into a demon beast. [02:18] Mai     Crastofeles! [02:21] Mai     And he caused the Heavenly     Demon Space-Time War. [02:26] Mi     I have no idea what you're saying,     but it sounds rough... [02:28] Mai     Don't "I have no idea what you're saying" me! [02:30] Mai     I frickin' went to the trouble     of being reincarnated! [02:32] Mi     Um... By the way,     what happened to my hamster? [02:35] Mai     Hamster? Oh, the thing that     immediately got flimsy! [02:37] Mi     You're the one who did that to him! [02:38] Ham     Ham. [02:38] Mi     Hamsuke... [02:39] Mi     You idiot! Like I can take     money from my pet, jerk! [02:43] Mi     Hamsuke... [02:44] Mi     I would be okay with kissing you, Hamsuke. [02:46] Ham     Ham. [02:47] Mai     Hamsuke's body was only possessed, so     if you dig in the chawanmushi, he'll be in it. [02:50] mi     Ham! [02:52] Mai     I can't defeat him alone, [02:54] ---     so we have to find the three sages     that were reincarnated. [03:00] Cras     Shakalafy, your friends have made you weak. [03:05] Cras     Human, [03:06] Crras     come with me— [03:08] Ai     You perv! [03:09] Nar     And peace in the human world was preserved. SIGN    Next Episode Preview [03:12] Dog     Tsubonjour! This is Torijiro! SIGN    [Info] Choboraunyopomi-sensei will announce the 2017 Seiyu Eleven. [03:14] Dog     Otsubo Yuka has finally been selected to     represent Japan in Seiyu Eleven. [03:16] Yuka     My ball, my ball! [03:16] Dog     But the baumkuchen [03:18] Dog     she had in her mouth from halftime     was too big, and she missed the PK. SIGN    Thank you to everyone involved. [03:21] Yuka     Mrf norf. [03:21] Dog     What were the words Yukachin's father said,     when she stood there in shock? [03:25] Dog     Next time: "A Nail That Sticks Out Will Get     Hammered, But As Long As It Doesn't Get Bent." SIGN    "A Nail That Sticks Out Will Get Hammered, But As Long As It Doesn't Get Bent (According to wiki)"