# 3 - Friend
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P0GJKR/ai-mai-mi-surgical-friends)
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**[00:00] Mai**
Hey, Mi-chan, I've been wondering for a while,
**[00:04] Mai**
but do you have any other friends?
**[00:06] Mi**
Huh?
**[00:07] Mai**
I've never seen you hang out with anyone else.
**[00:09] Mi**
W-Well, I mean, there's Ai—
**[00:10] Mai**
But Ai-chan's a minion.
**[00:11] Mai**
Hey, Mi-chan, who are your friends?
**[00:14] Mai**
Do you just not have any?
**[00:15] Mi**
Huh?
**[00:16] Mi**
Wh-What are you talking about, Mai?
**[00:17] Mi**
To me, everyone is my brother!
There's no way I don't have any friends!
**[00:21] Mai**
No...
**[00:23] Mi**
Huh?
**[00:24] Mai**
I like you, Mi-chan.
**[00:26] Mai**
But the Mi-chan in my mind is flawless
and completely perfect.
**[00:31] Mai**
And yet... I don't want a
Mi-chan who has no friends!
**[00:35] Mai**
I want to see your friends, Mi-chan!
**[00:41] Mi**
Tomorrow.
**[00:43] Mi**
I'll bring them here.
**[00:45] Mi**
The most awesomest friend ever.
**[00:48] Mi**
The ultimate friend, who's the perfect
harmony of fruitiness and acidity.
**[00:52] Mi**
I promise to present them to you, Mai.
**[00:55] Mi**
Let's meet here again tomorrow.
**[00:56] Mai**
Mi-chan...
***SIGN*** Choboraunyopomi Theater
**[01:26] Three**
Ai Mai Mi!
**[01:28] Mi**
I said that, but as long as I've been
alive, I've never had a friend—
**[01:32] Pono**
You seem troubled.
**[01:33] Mi**
That voice!
**[01:34] Mi**
It's Spicy Chicken and Mexican Pilaf—
**[01:36] Pono**
I'm Ponoka.
**[01:37] Pono**
If you give me five years of your life,
**[01:40] Pono**
I wouldn't mind preparing a friend for you.
**[01:43] Pono**
Six strands of hair,
add a pinch of holy water...
**[01:46] Pono**
Then you'll make it from this
clay. Your ideal friend.
**[01:51] Mi**
*My ideal*
**[01:53] Mi**
*friend!*
**[01:55] Mi**
I'm tired.
**[01:56] Mi**
But will I really be able to
make a friend out of this?
**[02:00] Mi**
Whatever, it should be fine.
**[02:03] Mi**
You think so, too, right?
**[02:06] Mi**
I'm gonna go to bed now. Goodnight.
**[02:28] Mi**
What are you?
**[02:29] Tomo**
I'm... friend.
**[02:33] Tomo**
Let's play, Mi.
**[02:37] Mi**
I can't! How the hell am I supposed
to play with someone like you?
***SIGN*** Dangerous Rock Coming!! | It's Coming! A Meteor | Crap! Take Cover!
**[02:40] Tomo**
I'm... friend.
**[02:43] Tomo**
I... like you...
**[02:49] Frog**
Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit.
**[02:49] Mai**
We're taking an evening walk.
**[02:52] Mi**
Just stop already!
**[02:53] Tomo**
I'm friend...
**[02:54] Mai**
Mi-chan...
**[02:55] Mai**
She has such a dangerous-looking friend.
**[02:56] Mi**
Stay away!
**[02:58] Nar**
She had no choice but to respect that.
**[02:59] Nar**
Sachie and Kanako.
***SIGN*** Sachie and Kanako
**[02:59] Sign**
Narration: Hirano Fumi
**[03:01] Sachie**
I can't swim...
**[03:02] Kanako**
Don't worry. First, just put
your mouth in the water.
**[03:05] Kanako**
O-Okay.
**[03:06] Sachi**
*I'm going to drown.*
**[03:07] ---**
* At this rate, I'm going to fall*
* for Kana-chan and drown!*
**[03:10] Nar**
Sachie was getting in deeper and deeper.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[03:12] Tori**
Good evening! This is Torijiro!
**[03:14] Tori**
Nyopomi-sensei was invited
to a Shueisha party.
**[03:16] Tori**
Even the after party.
**[03:17] Tori**
But she displayed her social anxiety
**[03:19] Tori**
and kept staring at the roast beef, all alone.
**[03:21] Tori**
Will Nyopomi-sensei be able to get
along with the other authors?
***SIGN*** "May a Truck Plow Through Here!!!"
**[03:24] Wan**
Next time: "May a Truck Plow Through Here!!!"
**[03:26] Wan**
Look forward to it!