# Season 1
# 1 - Don’t Let Your Lucky Chance Get Away
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P0GJKR/ai-mai-mi-surgical-friends)
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**[00:06] Chobo**
Happy...
**[00:07] All**
...New Year!
**[00:10] Chobo**
I will now announce the members of
Seiyu 11 that will represent Japan.
**[00:15] Chobo**
First, the forwards...
**[00:17] Chobo**
Sakura. Sakura Ayane.
**[00:19] Chobo**
From Pyon Pyon United.
**[00:22] Chobo**
Uchida Maaya.
**[00:24] Chobo**
From Ai Mai Mi FC.
**[00:26] Chobo**
Yukachin. Otsubo Yukachin.
**[00:29] Chobo**
From Baum Munich.
**[00:30] Lady**
You idiot.
**[00:31] Lady**
I don't know much about anime,
**[00:32] ---**
but don't you feel any guilt
towards the viewers
**[00:34] ---**
who are waiting for the actual series
of *Ai Mai Mi* to start—
**[00:36] Chobo**
Shut up! Your mouth looks like Mount Fuji!
**[00:37] Nar**
Anyway, we're starting now.
***SIGN*** Choboraunyopomi Theater
***SIGN*** Ai Mai Mi
**[01:07] girls**
Ai Mai Mi!
**[01:12] mi**
Damn that Ai. She's drawing manga again.
**[01:15] Mai**
I know! Let's use a heated iron
bar to make her stop!
**[01:18] Mi**
We did that the other day...
**[01:19] Mi**
Well, I guess she's working hard, so we
can treat her every once in a while.
**[01:23] Nar**
And so...
**[01:24] Mai**
Ai-chan!
**[01:25] Mi**
Here, have some cake.
**[01:28] Ai**
*Where is this leading?!*
**[01:30] Mai**
Do your best.
**[01:33] Ai**
It's so cold! Oh?
**[01:35] Ai**
Mai?
**[01:36] Ai**
Why are you so underdressed?
**[01:38] Ai**
Hey, Mai, aren't you cold?
**[01:39] Mai**
Oh, Ai-chan.
**[01:40] Ai**
Jeez...
**[01:42] Ai**
I'll lend you this, so wrap it around
your stomach or something.
**[01:45] Mai**
Thanks, Ai-chan.
**[01:48] Ai**
Don't complain about a stomachache later.
**[01:51] Ai**
Here, this is how you do it.
**[01:53] Mai**
I see...
**[01:55] Ai**
Make sure you wear a coat.
**[01:57] Mai**
I don't own a coat.
**[01:59] Ai**
Huh?
**[02:00] Ai**
Mai, when's your birthday?
**[02:03] Mai**
Huh? It's next week.
**[02:05] Mai**
Ai-chan, are you...
**[02:07] Ai**
I guess I have no choice.
I'll buy you one as a gift.
**[02:10] Mai**
Yay! Thanks, Ai-chan!
***SIGN*** Wants to save her allowance Wants to be kind to friends for an LCD tablet
**[02:12] Mai**
You're definitely forcing
yourself, but thank you!
***SIGN*** New Year's Sale
**[02:25] Mai**
Ai-chan!
**[02:27] Ai**
Hmm?
**[02:27] Mai**
I'm going to treasure this coat forever!
**[02:30] Ai**
You're overreacting.
**[02:35] Ai**
Good grief.
**[02:37] Ai**
Mai, from now on, make sure
you dress for the weather.
**[02:40] Ai**
Or rather, dress more sensibly
when you leave the house...
**[02:49] Ai**
Mi?
**[02:50] Mi**
Oh... So you two were in *that*
kind of a relationship.
**[02:54] Ai**
It isn't like we were excluding
you or anything.
**[02:57] Mi**
The two of you together is so
obscene, it makes me sick!
**[02:59] Mi**
Do whatever you want!
**[03:02] Nar**
And so, Mi-chan died.
**[03:02] Ai**
Mi!
**[03:04] Nar**
Sachie and Kanako.
***SIGN*** Sachie and Kanako
**[03:05] Sach**
Kanako-chan! Please go into
the hot springs with me!
**[03:08] Kana**
Huh? Huh?! Wait, Sachie-chan.
**[03:10] Nar**
Sachie is Kanako's friend.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[03:11] Tori**
Good evening! This is Torijiro!
**[03:13] Tori**
*Ai Mai Mi* Season 3 has finally begun.
***SIGN*** These Sunday bests were designed by Chobo-sensei!
**[03:15] Tori**
The director asked Nyopomi-sensei for
ideas, in exchange for compensation.
**[03:18] Tori**
But she told him, "I don't take
compensation from friends.
**[03:19] Tori**
However, I'd like to see you
belly dance instead."
**[03:22] Tori**
Will we actually ever see the
director's belly dance?
***SIGN*** You're No Friend of Mine!
**[03:24] Wan**
Next time: "You're No Friend of Mine!"
**[03:27] Wan**
Look forward to it!
# 2 - Plan S
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P0GJKR/ai-mai-mi-surgical-friends)
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***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** New Year's Sale
**[00:01] Lady**
Um, sir...
**[00:03] Takahiro**
Don't make me repeat myself.
**[00:05] Taka**
I said I can't buy these from you
because you aren't a virgin.
**[00:10] Taka**
If you understand, hurry and bring out
a virgin, Satsuma Clan survivor.
**[00:13] Lady**
Huh? Satsuma?
**[00:13] Guy**
Sir! True, I am a Satsuma Clan descendant,
***SIGN*** Manager
**[00:16] Guy**
but I won't sit here and tolerate
being spoken to like that.
**[00:19] Guy**
You leave me no choice.
**[00:21] Lady**
Manager!
**[00:22] Guy**
I transported him into a dolphin
in a dolphin show.
**[00:26] Guy**
Right around the time the show ends,
he'll be turned into a virgin-lover...
**[00:30] Lady**
Manager!
**[00:32] Mi**
Mai, there's trouble!
**[00:33] Mi**
He's back!
**[00:34] [SONG] Sign**
Frog
**[00:35] Mai**
He?
**[00:35] Mi**
He's back! Takahiro's back!
***SIGN*** Choboraunyopomi Theater
**[01:11] girls**
Ai Mai Mi!
**[01:12] mai**
B-But isn't Takahiro-kun at the lab?
**[01:15] Mi**
It may be that those guys
plan to implement Plan S.
**[01:18] Mai**
You mean the Plan S where everyone on the
planet, except female virgins, is killed?!
**[01:23] Mi**
Let's go kill him before he kills us!
**[01:25] Mai**
Okay.
**[01:26] Mi**
I'll go. Take care of the manga club for me.
**[01:29] Mai**
Mi-chan...
**[01:30] Mi**
Long time no see, Takahiro!
**[01:35] Taka**
It has been a while, Mi.
**[01:40] Mi**
*He's so strong!*
**[01:45] Taka**
Thank goodness...
You still taste like a virgin.
**[01:48] Taka**
That makes me very happy, Mi.
**[01:50] Mi**
Damn it.
**[01:52] Taka**
You don't need to look so scary.
We're friends, aren't we?
**[01:57] Mi**
Yeah!
**[01:57] Mi**
It's true that Mai, I, and you loved
voice actors more than anyone,
**[02:01] Mi**
and we all respected virgins.
**[02:03] Mi**
But you respected them so much,
**[02:05] ---**
you ended up disgusted with any
girls who weren't virgins.
**[02:08] Mi**
I'm not saying that you should like sluts.
**[02:10] Mi**
But...
**[02:11] Mi**
People who aren't virgins
deserve to live, too!
**[02:16] Taka**
I don't understand.
**[02:17] ---**
I don't understand what you're saying, Mi...
**[02:20] Mi**
It's fine if you don't understand.
**[02:22] Mi**
You'll have plenty of time to
reflect on your actions!
**[02:25] Taka**
Hey, you're trying to trap
me inside that, right?
**[02:32] Mai**
You did it, Mi-chan.
**[02:37] Mai**
No.
**[02:39] Mi**
But I sealed you...
**[02:41] Taka**
It's true... That would have
worked on me in the past.
**[02:45] Taka**
But after meeting the chief, I changed.
**[02:48] Taka**
I've obtained it.
**[02:50] Taka**
The power of Force Heptagon...
**[02:53] Taka**
Now, let's go.
**[02:55] Taka**
We'll create a new world together.
**[02:55] Ai**
Hey, Mai, Mi! About the upcoming event...
**[02:57] Ai**
Uh, nice to meet you.
**[02:58] Taka**
Oh? This is a surprise.
**[03:00] Taka**
I've never seen such a perfect virgin—
**[03:03] Ai**
Who the hell says that to
someone they just met?!
**[03:06] Nar**
Wishing the best to all the
non-virgin girls of the world.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[03:11] Tori**
Good evening! This is Torijiro!
**[03:13] Tori**
During her high school days,
Nyopomi-sensei used to bike to school.
***SIGN*** From an event the director participated in at the end of last year.
***SIGN*** If we spend 3 hours binge-watching PVs for
new anime, how much would we
want to watch the rest?
**[03:16] Tori**
One day on her way home, some kids jumped
out to throw leaves and Poké Balls at her,
***SIGN*** The director's spike tape.
***SIGN*** The monitors on stage.
**[03:20] Tori**
yelling, "Don't let her get away!"
and "Weaken and catch her!"
***SIGN*** Thanks to the staff for all their hard work!
**[03:22] Tori**
What did Nyopomi-sensei say back?
**[03:25] Wan**
Next time: "H... He... Help... Aabo!!!"
***SIGN*** "H... He... Help... Aabo!!!"
**[03:28] Wan**
Look forward to it!
# 3 - Friend
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P0GJKR/ai-mai-mi-surgical-friends)
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**[00:00] Mai**
Hey, Mi-chan, I've been wondering for a while,
**[00:04] Mai**
but do you have any other friends?
**[00:06] Mi**
Huh?
**[00:07] Mai**
I've never seen you hang out with anyone else.
**[00:09] Mi**
W-Well, I mean, there's Ai—
**[00:10] Mai**
But Ai-chan's a minion.
**[00:11] Mai**
Hey, Mi-chan, who are your friends?
**[00:14] Mai**
Do you just not have any?
**[00:15] Mi**
Huh?
**[00:16] Mi**
Wh-What are you talking about, Mai?
**[00:17] Mi**
To me, everyone is my brother!
There's no way I don't have any friends!
**[00:21] Mai**
No...
**[00:23] Mi**
Huh?
**[00:24] Mai**
I like you, Mi-chan.
**[00:26] Mai**
But the Mi-chan in my mind is flawless
and completely perfect.
**[00:31] Mai**
And yet... I don't want a
Mi-chan who has no friends!
**[00:35] Mai**
I want to see your friends, Mi-chan!
**[00:41] Mi**
Tomorrow.
**[00:43] Mi**
I'll bring them here.
**[00:45] Mi**
The most awesomest friend ever.
**[00:48] Mi**
The ultimate friend, who's the perfect
harmony of fruitiness and acidity.
**[00:52] Mi**
I promise to present them to you, Mai.
**[00:55] Mi**
Let's meet here again tomorrow.
**[00:56] Mai**
Mi-chan...
***SIGN*** Choboraunyopomi Theater
**[01:26] Three**
Ai Mai Mi!
**[01:28] Mi**
I said that, but as long as I've been
alive, I've never had a friend—
**[01:32] Pono**
You seem troubled.
**[01:33] Mi**
That voice!
**[01:34] Mi**
It's Spicy Chicken and Mexican Pilaf—
**[01:36] Pono**
I'm Ponoka.
**[01:37] Pono**
If you give me five years of your life,
**[01:40] Pono**
I wouldn't mind preparing a friend for you.
**[01:43] Pono**
Six strands of hair,
add a pinch of holy water...
**[01:46] Pono**
Then you'll make it from this
clay. Your ideal friend.
**[01:51] Mi**
*My ideal*
**[01:53] Mi**
*friend!*
**[01:55] Mi**
I'm tired.
**[01:56] Mi**
But will I really be able to
make a friend out of this?
**[02:00] Mi**
Whatever, it should be fine.
**[02:03] Mi**
You think so, too, right?
**[02:06] Mi**
I'm gonna go to bed now. Goodnight.
**[02:28] Mi**
What are you?
**[02:29] Tomo**
I'm... friend.
**[02:33] Tomo**
Let's play, Mi.
**[02:37] Mi**
I can't! How the hell am I supposed
to play with someone like you?
***SIGN*** Dangerous Rock Coming!! | It's Coming! A Meteor | Crap! Take Cover!
**[02:40] Tomo**
I'm... friend.
**[02:43] Tomo**
I... like you...
**[02:49] Frog**
Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit.
**[02:49] Mai**
We're taking an evening walk.
**[02:52] Mi**
Just stop already!
**[02:53] Tomo**
I'm friend...
**[02:54] Mai**
Mi-chan...
**[02:55] Mai**
She has such a dangerous-looking friend.
**[02:56] Mi**
Stay away!
**[02:58] Nar**
She had no choice but to respect that.
**[02:59] Nar**
Sachie and Kanako.
***SIGN*** Sachie and Kanako
**[02:59] Sign**
Narration: Hirano Fumi
**[03:01] Sachie**
I can't swim...
**[03:02] Kanako**
Don't worry. First, just put
your mouth in the water.
**[03:05] Kanako**
O-Okay.
**[03:06] Sachi**
*I'm going to drown.*
**[03:07] ---**
* At this rate, I'm going to fall*
* for Kana-chan and drown!*
**[03:10] Nar**
Sachie was getting in deeper and deeper.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[03:12] Tori**
Good evening! This is Torijiro!
**[03:14] Tori**
Nyopomi-sensei was invited
to a Shueisha party.
**[03:16] Tori**
Even the after party.
**[03:17] Tori**
But she displayed her social anxiety
**[03:19] Tori**
and kept staring at the roast beef, all alone.
**[03:21] Tori**
Will Nyopomi-sensei be able to get
along with the other authors?
***SIGN*** "May a Truck Plow Through Here!!!"
**[03:24] Wan**
Next time: "May a Truck Plow Through Here!!!"
**[03:26] Wan**
Look forward to it!
# 4 - Crestofales
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P0GJKR/ai-mai-mi-surgical-friends)
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**[00:00] Ham**
Ham...
**[00:01] Shop**
Congratulations.
***SIGN*** New Year's Lottery
**[00:03] Shop**
You've won the special prize!
**[00:03] Mi**
Oh, thanks...
**[00:05] Crow**
Congrats!
**[00:05] Shop**
Here's your special prize.
**[00:06] Mi**
*It's a living creature?!*
**[00:07] Ham**
Ham, ham.
**[00:08] Mi**
Heya!
**[00:09] Mai**
Mi-chan, that's...
**[00:11] Ham**
Ham.
**[00:11] Mi**
Oh, I won it. Isn't it cool?
**[00:12] Mai**
Let me touch it, Mi-chan! Let me touch it!
**[00:14] Mi**
Isn't it cute?
**[00:15] Mai**
Please!
**[00:16] Mai**
Hurry up and gimme.
**[00:17] Ham**
Ham!
**[00:21] Mai**
I won't miss next time...
**[00:23] Mi**
*Hamsters change people this much?*
**[00:28] Ham**
Ham, ham.
***SIGN*** Choboraunyopomi Theater
**[00:55] Three**
Ai Mai Mi!
**[00:56] Mi**
Fine, make sure you're gentle with him.
**[00:57] Ham**
Ham.
**[00:59] Mai**
Yay—
**[01:00] Mi**
Ham!
**[01:01] Mi**
Stop!
**[01:04] Mi**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[01:08] Mi**
How could you? How could you
turn him into chawanmushi?
**[01:11] Mi**
Huh? What's wrong? Ham?
**[01:15] Mai**
Mi-chan, run!
**[01:17] Mai**
Phantom Demon Beast Priest Crastofeles!
**[01:20] Crast**
To think you'd see through me so easily.
**[01:22] Mai**
So, it was you, Crastofeles.
**[01:24] Crast**
I believe it's been about 800
years since the Battle in Heaven...
**[01:28] Crast**
But humans haven't changed one bit.
**[01:31] Crast**
It must be sad for you, since you
were reincarnated to protect them.
**[01:35] Crast**
Don't you agree, Angel Shakalafy?
**[01:42] Crast**
I see your habit when showing
animosity hasn't changed.
**[01:46] Ai**
I bought some drinks.
**[01:46] Crast**
Tch. Apparently someone had to interrupt.
**[01:48] Crast**
I'll fall back for today.
**[01:49] Ai**
Oh, that's a really good cosplay.
**[01:51] Ai**
What character is that?
**[01:52] Mai**
*Is that war going to start again?*
**[01:52] Ai**
Which do you want, Mi?
**[01:54] Mi**
Oh, I'll take orange.
**[01:56] Ai**
Here, you want the carbonated one, right?
***SIGN*** Norifumi
**[01:58] Mai**
*I will believe in human possibility!*
**[02:02] Mi**
Mai, what was that monster?
**[02:04] Mai**
Phantom Demon Beast Priest Crastofeles.
**[02:07] Mai**
Long ago, he was my comrade from Heaven...
**[02:14] Cras**
I...
**[02:16] Crast**
I want power.
**[02:18] Mai**
Due to his desire for ultimate power,
he turned into a demon beast.
**[02:18] Mai**
Crastofeles!
**[02:21] Mai**
And he caused the Heavenly
Demon Space-Time War.
**[02:26] Mi**
I have no idea what you're saying,
but it sounds rough...
**[02:28] Mai**
Don't "I have no idea what you're saying" me!
**[02:30] Mai**
I frickin' went to the trouble
of being reincarnated!
**[02:32] Mi**
Um... By the way,
what happened to my hamster?
**[02:35] Mai**
Hamster? Oh, the thing that
immediately got flimsy!
**[02:37] Mi**
You're the one who did that to him!
**[02:38] Ham**
Ham.
**[02:38] Mi**
Hamsuke...
**[02:39] Mi**
You idiot! Like I can take
money from my pet, jerk!
**[02:43] Mi**
Hamsuke...
**[02:44] Mi**
I would be okay with kissing you, Hamsuke.
**[02:46] Ham**
Ham.
**[02:47] Mai**
Hamsuke's body was only possessed, so
if you dig in the chawanmushi, he'll be in it.
**[02:50] mi**
Ham!
**[02:52] Mai**
I can't defeat him alone,
**[02:54] ---**
so we have to find the three sages
that were reincarnated.
**[03:00] Cras**
Shakalafy, your friends have made you weak.
**[03:05] Cras**
Human,
**[03:06] Crras**
come with me—
**[03:08] Ai**
You perv!
**[03:09] Nar**
And peace in the human world was preserved.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[03:12] Dog**
Tsubonjour! This is Torijiro!
***SIGN*** [Info] Choboraunyopomi-sensei will announce the 2017 Seiyu Eleven.
**[03:14] Dog**
Otsubo Yuka has finally been selected to
represent Japan in Seiyu Eleven.
**[03:16] Yuka**
My ball, my ball!
**[03:16] Dog**
But the baumkuchen
**[03:18] Dog**
she had in her mouth from halftime
was too big, and she missed the PK.
***SIGN*** Thank you to everyone involved.
**[03:21] Yuka**
Mrf norf.
**[03:21] Dog**
What were the words Yukachin's father said,
when she stood there in shock?
**[03:25] Dog**
Next time: "A Nail That Sticks Out Will Get
Hammered, But As Long As It Doesn't Get Bent."
***SIGN*** "A Nail That Sticks Out Will Get Hammered, But As Long As It Doesn't Get Bent (According to wiki)"
# 5 - Horse
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P0GJKR/ai-mai-mi-surgical-friends)
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**[00:00] Nar**
This is a collection of short skits.
**[00:01] Mi**
Man, the new year's started,
and it's been so much fun.
**[00:04] Mai**
But I'm scared.
**[00:05] Mai**
EmDrive, the birth of deep learning,
Elon Musk's space program...
**[00:10] Mai**
Can humanity's ethics keep up with the
revolutionary tech that's gone too far?
**[00:15] Mi**
Nothing on humanity's instinctual
level has changed.
**[00:19] Mi**
But won't that lead to the judgment
of God and Noah's Ark?
**[00:23] Mi**
It's true that AI progression through singularity
brings hope, as well as fear, but...
**[00:27] Mai**
So cool.
**[00:30] Mi**
Mai... Hey, Mai.
**[00:32] Mi**
You aren't even listening!
***SIGN*** Surprise attack to go with opponent's low kick is super effective
***SIGN*** Completely invincible! Hardening after diving in
**[00:35] Nar**
This is the collision detection for this part.
***SIGN*** Choboraunyopomi Theater
**[01:03] Girls**
Ai Mai Mi!
**[01:04] Ai**
The hot springs feel so nice!
**[01:07] Mai**
Right?
**[01:07] Mi**
Yeah.
**[01:09] Mai**
Th-That's...
**[01:10] All**
A wolf!
**[01:12] Ai**
What's with that thing?
**[01:13] Mi**
It started drinking the hot spring water!
**[01:14] Mai**
I-I've heard of this! It's a pervy wolf!
**[01:17] Mi**
Huh?
**[01:18] Mi**
H-Hey! Stop drinking that!
**[01:19] Mai**
There's a sheep over there! A pervy sheep!
**[01:22] Nar**
Continuing on...
**[01:24] Mi**
Ai, even you can't continue drawing
**[01:27] ---**
while you're in boiling carbonated water...
**[01:29] Mi**
Ai! If an unknown crustacean were
clinging to your back, even you...
**[01:34] Mi**
Ai,
**[01:35] Mi**
if you were hit by a heat ray that
made you want to pee, even you...
**[01:40] Mi**
...would still be able to finish
a new volume, somehow.
**[01:44] Nar**
Continuing on...
**[01:45] Mai**
Cats are so cute!
**[01:47] Mi**
What are you talking about? Dogs are cuter!
**[01:49] Mi**
Huh? You wanna fight?
**[01:51] Pono**
You two...
**[01:52] Both**
That voice!
**[01:53] Mai**
Raccoon-washing, Giraffe-killing Senpai!
**[01:55] Pono**
I'm Ponoka.
**[01:56] Ponoka**
Meaningless arguments will
just leave you empty.
**[01:58] Pono**
You, yourself, are the cutest.
That's all that matters.
**[02:02] Mai**
Right!
**[02:02] Mi**
Yeah.
**[02:03] Nar**
Continuing on...
**[02:05] Nar**
Sachie and Kanako.
***SIGN*** Sachie and Kanako
**[02:05] Sign**
Narration: Hirano Fumi
**[02:06] Nar**
The two, playing in Kanako's room.
**[02:08] ---**
A weekly activity on Sunday afternoons.
**[02:10] Kana**
I'm going to get us some juice.
**[02:12] Sachi**
Okay.
**[02:13] Nar**
But when she returned to the room...
**[02:14] Kana**
Sachie-chan?
**[02:16] Nar**
Continuing on...
**[02:18] Nar**
A scary story that actually happened.
**[02:21] Chob**
So this refrigerator won't open
unless you smile at it.
**[02:24] Chob**
But what are you supposed to do
when you're at a funeral?
**[02:27] Guy**
Smirk.
**[02:29] Lady**
Hey, you! My dad died! Stop smiling!
**[02:33] Chob**
Wouldn't that happen?
**[02:34] Lady**
Wait... I don't even know who that is!
**[02:36] Lady**
Huh? Then who is that?
**[02:37] Gguy**
I'm just opening the refrigerator.
**[02:39] Chob**
That's probably what'd happen!
**[02:42] Nar**
Continuing on...
**[02:43] Mai**
Senpai, do you play any sports?
**[02:46] Pono**
I do.
**[02:46] Mi**
What do you play?
**[02:48] Pono**
Zaiiga.
**[02:49] Mi**
Huh?
**[02:50] Pono**
It's a sport I discovered when I decoded
the Voynich manuscript on my own.
**[02:53] Mai**
I wanna try it!
**[02:55] Pono**
First, you draw a circle with a
diameter of 120 centimeters.
**[02:57] Pono**
Everyone gets in, backs facing each
other, and you close your eyes.
**[03:01] Pono**
*And then, you quietly walk away.
Remember that, you two.*
**[03:05] Pono**
*This is Zaiiga.*
**[03:05] Mai**
I wonder what will happen.
**[03:06] Mi**
I'm scared...
**[03:08] Tori**
Good evening! This is Torijiro!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[03:09] Tori**
Previously, the *Ai Mai Mi* voice cast
gathered for a live event.
***SIGN*** It's a Hanamaru
***SIGN*** [Congrats] Uchida Aya-san recovered from throat surgery and started recording with episode 5. Congratulations on an energetic, full recovery back to work!! –From the Staff.
**[03:12] Tori**
During the event, Uchida Aya asked
Choboraunyopomi to sign her smart phone,
**[03:16] Tori**
and got her wish.
**[03:17] Aya**
Yay! I'll treasure it forever! Yay!
**[03:22] Nar**
Next time: "Uchida Aya
Drops her Smart Phone!"
***SIGN*** "Uchida Aya Drops her Smart Phone!"
**[03:24] Tori**
Look forward to it!
**[03:27] Nar**
The Donuts Arc is finally about to begin.
# 6 - Donuts Arc Part 1
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**[00:02] Ai**
By the way, Mi, I don't think
I know your real name.
**[00:06] Mi**
Huh? Oh, it's totally normal.
**[00:09] Mi**
Minya... Minya Meinich.
**[00:12] Ai**
Hey, listen up!
**[00:13] Ai**
Revealing a thing like that doesn't mean
our relationship will change!
**[00:16] Ai**
Here, have a donut!
**[00:18] Mi**
R-Right...
**[00:19] Mai**
It's so pretty.
**[00:20] Ai**
Jeez, you don't have to be so distant.
**[00:21] Mi**
*Donuts, huh?*
**[00:26] Mi**
This is all we get again?
***SIGN*** — 10 Years Ago —
**[00:27] Nar**
Ten years ago.
**[00:30] Mi**
This isn't going to fill my tummy.
**[00:33] Nana**
Keep running your mouth,
and you'll just starve more.
**[00:36] Mi**
Hmm?
**[00:36] Nana**
Being free, having hope, or feeling full
are all unnecessary sensations for us.
**[00:41] Nana**
You haven't forgotten,
have you, Number 31?
**[00:45] Mi**
But it's just a single piece of a ring donut.
**[00:48] Nana**
What? Are you saying what we eat
daily is a piece of something else?
**[00:52] Mi**
Yeah, it's like this ring...
**[00:54] Nana**
Oh? I'd like to eat a whole one
someday, if I get the chance.
**[00:58] Mi**
Um, what is this place, anyway?
**[01:01] Mi**
All they teach us are martial arts
and survival techniques.
**[01:06] Mi**
I heard that, at other nursery schools,
they learn songs and dances.
**[01:09] Rudolph**
Come on! Give it all you've got!
**[01:09] Nana**
Are you stupid?
**[01:11] Nana**
We were brought here to become assassins.
**[01:14] Nana**
Basically, we're no more than slaves.
**[01:16] Mi**
You haven't ever thought about escaping
from here, Number 17-senpai?
**[01:20] Mi**
I mean, this assassin thing is too weird—
**[01:22] Nana**
I have nowhere else to go.
**[01:24] Nana**
You don't, either, right?
**[01:26] Nana**
Everyone here is thought to be dead,
**[01:28] ---**
and our family registries
have been destroyed.
**[01:30] Nana**
Don't think of anything foolish, Number 31.
**[01:33] Nana**
Let's get some rest for tomorrow.
**[01:36] Nana**
After my parents and little sister
died, I was also brought here.
**[01:39] Nana**
But it's for the best.
**[01:42] Mi**
Um, Nana-san...
**[01:43] Mi**
It's awkward calling you "Number 17-san,"
so can I just call you "Nana-san"?
**[01:49] Nana**
I see you only say stupid things.
**[01:53] Guy**
You guys are up!
**[01:54] Nana**
No! Number 31 isn't ready yet!
**[01:57] Guy**
Your mission is to eliminate
President Macomzen,
**[01:59] ---**
who's at the embassy.
**[02:00] Guy**
If there's a chance that you can't escape
**[02:03] ---**
without leaving evidence,
you may use a bomb.
**[02:08] Nana**
This is strange. Security here is far too light.
**[02:12] Big guy**
What?
**[02:14] Nana**
Crap.
**[02:15] Big guy**
Found some intruders, I did.
**[02:18] Big guy**
You aren't supposed to be here.
**[02:22] Big guy**
Good evening...
**[02:24] Mi**
H-He's so huge!
**[02:25] 29**
Hello? Is this HQ?
**[02:26] ---**
I think we'll be annihilated,
so can we go back?
**[02:28] 21**
It's too early to give up, Number 29!
**[02:32] Nana**
Stand back, Number 31.
**[02:37] Big guy**
Nope, not working at all...
**[02:40] Big guy**
What? You all done?
**[02:43] Nana**
I carved a sign into your temple.
**[02:46] Big guy**
Hey, you're pretty nice, giving me
a cool mark like this.
**[02:51] Big guy**
Ow.
**[02:52] Nana**
I've summoned all of the
world's evil Haniwa dolls.
**[02:55] Nana**
They're all heading here now.
**[02:57] Nana**
Heading right for your temple!
**[02:59] Big guy**
Ow! Ow, ow, ow! That hurts!
**[03:04] Nana**
**Hani Evil Planet!**
***SIGN*** Hani Evil Planet
**[03:09] Nana**
Y-You idiot.
**[03:15] Mi**
Nana...
**[03:17] ---**
Nana-san! Everyone!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
# 7 - Donuts Arc Part 2
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**[00:10] Mi**
Nana-san!
**[00:11] Nana**
I see you've awakened, Number 31.
**[00:14] Mi**
Nana-san? Where are the others?
**[00:22] Nana**
We're currently trapped in a collapsed
underground space,
**[00:25] Nana**
with essentially no way out.
**[00:27] Mi**
Essentially?
**[00:30] Nana**
I guess people truly cannot
understand themselves.
**[00:34] Mi**
Huh?
**[00:36] Nana**
I've always lived my life, prepared to die.
**[00:39] Nana**
I thought I was used to cursing my fate.
**[00:43] Nana**
But now that this has happened,
I can't stop my tears!
**[00:47] Nana**
I should have struggled more.
I should have lived more...
**[00:50] Mi**
Nana-san...
**[00:51] Nana**
But, Number 31,
**[00:53] Nana**
I shall not let you die.
**[00:57] Mi**
Nana-san?
**[01:05] Mi**
Incredible! You created a hole in space!
**[01:08] Nana**
This hole leads to another world.
**[01:11] Mi**
Then, let's hurry and get out of here!
**[01:15] Nana**
I shall remain here.
**[01:17] Mi**
Huh?
**[01:18] Nana**
As captain, my duty is to blow myself up
**[01:20] ---**
with those two, erasing any
trace of our presence.
**[01:23] Mi**
But...
**[01:24] Mi**
The hole's getting smaller!
**[01:26] Mi**
Nana-san, hurry! Nana-san!
**[01:30] Nana**
"Nana-san," eh?
**[01:32] Nana**
That's the first name I've ever been given.
**[01:34] Nana**
Thank you.
**[01:36] ---**
It made me happy.
**[01:38] Mi**
Nana-san...
**[01:39] Mi**
Hurry! Come with me, please!
**[01:42] Mi**
Our donuts... We said we'd
eat donuts together!
**[01:45] Mi**
Nana-san!
**[01:47] Mi**
I know... Your name is "Mi."
**[01:51] Mi**
"Mi," which can be read as the "31."
**[01:55] Mi**
Nana-san, forget about that! Just hurry—
**[02:00] Mi**
Nana-san!
**[02:13] Nana**
Live, Mi...
**[02:16] Nana**
It's okay if you're pathetic at it.
**[02:18] Nana**
Struggle and live...
**[02:22] Nana**
For the both of us.
**[02:28] Mai**
Mi-chan!
**[02:29] Ai**
Mi!
**[02:30] Mai**
Mi-chan...
**[02:31] Ai**
Mi, come on.
**[02:32] Ai**
Mi!
**[02:32] Mai**
Mi-chan...
**[02:33] Ai**
Mi!
**[02:34] Mai**
Mi-chan...
**[02:35] ---**
Mi!
**[02:35] ---**
Mi-chan!
**[02:36] Ai**
Mi, come on.
**[02:37] Mai**
Mi-chan!
**[02:39] Ai**
Wake up, stupid Mi!
**[02:41] Ai**
Mi...
**[02:43] Mai**
Mi-chan... Hey, Mi-chan.
**[02:45] Mai**
Have you actually never
seen donuts before?
**[02:50] Mi**
Of course I have!
**[02:51] Ai**
I'll make some tea.
**[02:53] Mai**
Okay!
**[02:55] Nana**
Mi has certainly grown up.
**[02:59] Ponoka**
Want to be her guardian angel?
**[03:03] Nana**
I have my own world line...
**[03:06] Nana**
And Mi has hers.
**[03:09] Nana**
It's okay if you're pathetic.
**[03:11] Nana**
Just live, Mi.
***SIGN*** Donuts Arc: End
***SIGN*** Sachie and Kanako
**[03:16] Sign**
Narration: Hirano Fumi
**[03:16] Na**
Sachie and Kanako!
**[03:21] Sachie**
I-I-It isn't what you think... It really isn't.
**[03:25] Na**
Sachie was stuffing handmade
hijiki into Kanako's recorder.
# 8 - Masajiro
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**[00:00] Ai**
Takoyaki is so delicious.
***SIGN*** Includes 6 Pieces
**[00:02] Mai**
Pop, munch. Pop, munch.
**[00:03] Ai**
I guess there's a reason they're
shaped like Earth. Just kidding.
**[00:06] Mai**
*Huh?*
**[00:08] Mai**
*I thought the Earth was flat.*
**[00:10] Mai**
*What? What's going on?*
**[00:14] Mai**
* At a time like this, I need*
* a central Mai meeting...*
**[00:16] Mai**
All right, sit down, and stuff.
***SIGN*** Takoyaki Earth
**[00:18] Mai**
Do you guys think the Earth is round?
**[00:21] Mai**
Nope.
**[00:22] Mai**
It's flat. It'd be dangerous if it was round.
**[00:24] Mai**
Then we're okay with Earth being flat?
**[00:26] Mai**
Yeah.
**[00:26] Mai**
Sure.
**[00:27] Mai**
Objection!
**[00:28] Mai**
The Earth is round! The Sun is round, too.
**[00:30] Mai**
One of the characters in
"Earth" also means round.
**[00:30] Mai**
What? That's messed up.
**[00:32] Mai**
Then, how are we able to
stand on the ground?
**[00:34] Mai**
Well, I don't know, but...
**[00:34] Mai**
Yeah!
**[00:35] Mai**
There's something wrong with that.
**[00:35] Mai**
Scary!
**[00:38] Mai**
Hey, so I was thinking...
**[00:40] Mai**
Takoyaki and Earth aren't the same.
**[00:42] Ai**
H-Huh?
***SIGN*** Choboraunyopomi Theater
**[01:10] All**
Ai Mai Mi!
**[01:11] Mai**
It's so warm today, I'm tired and stuff.
**[01:14] Mi**
Then why not take a nap?
**[01:16] Mi**
Good grief, Mai. You're already asleep?
**[01:20] Ai**
Huh? Wha—
**[01:21] Mi**
And she's already peeing her pants.
**[01:23] Ai**
That's way too sudden.
**[01:25] Ai**
Huh? A dog?
**[01:26] Mi**
What's it doing in the club room... Fast!
**[01:28] Ai**
Huh?
**[01:30] Mi**
Hey! Stop that, you stupid dog!
**[01:33] Ai**
Mi!
**[01:34] Mai**
Oh, Masajiro. You came again today.
**[01:40] Mai**
Thanks, Masajiro.
**[01:42] Mai**
Oh. He's a friend of yours.
**[01:46] Mai**
Nice to meet you, Ma—
**[01:49] Maaya**
Cute, cute, cute...
**[01:50] Chobo**
Taso!
**[01:51] Ai**
Y-You okay?
**[01:53] Mai**
I'm really sorry and stuff, Mi-chan.
**[01:56] Ai**
More importantly, what the heck is that dog?
**[01:58] Mai**
He isn't a dog. He's a wolf.
**[02:00] Both**
A wolf?!
**[02:00] Mai**
A wolf that comes by when I wet the bed.
He's a bed-wetting prevention wolf.
**[02:05] Ai**
He isn't preventing anything...
**[02:07] Mi**
Oh, jeez. It's a pleasure, Ma—
**[02:12] Ai**
What are you doing?
**[02:13] Mai**
Sorry, and stuff.
**[02:17] Nar**
That night.
**[02:19] Frog**
Ribbit.
**[02:30] Mai**
Good morning, Masajiro.
***SIGN*** To Mai-san
**[02:33] Mai**
This is...
**[02:35] Mai**
"To Mai-san.
**[02:36] Mai**
Sorry I startled you.
**[02:38] Mai**
I'm one of the crew on the wolf-type spaceship,
in which you've named Masajiro,
**[02:43] Mai**
and I am called ShaQnoTie.
**[02:46] Guy**
The reason we were taking your urine
**[02:50] Guy**
is to make an antidote for a
killer virus back on our home planet.
**[02:55] Guy**
I'm sorry for not telling you earlier.
**[02:57] Guy**
I will never forget your kindness.
**[03:00] Mai**
H-Huh?
**[03:00] Guy**
The days with you were very fun and..."
**[03:02] Mai**
I guess my eyes are wetting
themselves today and stuff.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[03:12] Tori**
Good Evening! This is Torijiro!
**[03:13] Tori**
After finishing work at "anixwara,"
Choboraunyopomi meets with Uchida Maaya.
**[03:13] [SONG] ---**
[Congrats] At the Live Ai Mai Mi program that came back the other day,
they featured Otsubo-san and Mukai-san's serial manga!
**[03:16] Maaya**
Sensei, you like Ayaneru
more than me, don't you?
**[03:19] Nyopo**
Er, um, I like all of you. Next time,
I'll bring you all some hydrogen water.
**[03:24] Maaya**
But I want pudding.
**[03:25] Nyo**
Huh?
**[03:26] Maaya**
Mm... Pudding.
***SIGN*** "Find the Hydrogen Pudding!"
**[03:26] Tori**
Next time, "Find the Hydrogen Pudding!"
**[03:28] Tori**
Look forward to it!
# 9 - Falling into Darkness
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**[00:00] Mai**
Ai-chan!
**[00:00] Mi**
You idiot!
**[00:00] DJ**
*As always, thanks Tsuchinoko Shangrila-chan.*
**[00:02] Ai**
He read my message again today!
**[00:03] DJ**
*Next, we have your e-mails.*
**[00:04] ---**
I wonder what the listeners thought.
***SIGN*** Ow . . .
Tsuchishan is so painful
Huh? That was Tsuchishan? No way
Zarucheku > > > > > >
Matsushima > > > > > >
> > > > > > Tsuchishan
***SIGN*** Tsuchishan is finished
Tsuchishan is completely over
Tsuchishan never even began
***SIGN*** Why is he even reading Tsuchishan?
Tsuchishan is such a fail, it's actually funny.
Tsuchishan just keeps failing lately
So iffy lately. Tsuchishan is lame.
**[00:07] Ai**
No way...
***SIGN*** The only reason he's reading anything
from Tsuchinoko Shangrila is because
she's a high school girl
Is Tsuchishan supposed to be funny?
Disappear, Tsuchishan
Tsuchishan, seriously disappear
**[00:10] ---**
That's so mean!
***SIGN*** Choboraunyopomi Theater
**[00:45] All**
Ai Mai Mi!
**[00:47] Mi**
Oh, sorry...
**[00:49] Mi**
Sorry, Ai. But you shouldn't be
drawing manga, there—
**[00:51] Mai**
Mi-chan!
**[00:52] Ai**
Why are you trying to penetrate my head?
**[00:54] Mi**
Wha? It's just a paper airplane.
**[00:56] Ai**
Huh?
**[00:56] Mi**
Ai-chan, stop... She apologized.
Mi-chan's gonna die!
**[00:58] Ai**
You're assailants! Stop acting like victims!
**[01:01] Ai**
You guys are what they call "human trash."
**[01:03] Ai**
Do you know what you two have
done to me over the years?
**[01:07] Ai**
You really think that apology is enough?
**[01:09] Mai**
Nope, we probably couldn't complain
**[01:11] ---**
if you hit us and got a monetary settlement.
**[01:13] Mi**
Mai...
**[01:13] Mi**
Could you not back down there?
**[01:15] Mai**
Mi-chan!
**[01:16] Ai**
Next time you do that, you'll be sorry.
**[01:19] Mai**
Ai-chan seems like a completely
different person today.
**[01:21] Mi**
What the heck happened?
**[01:22] Ponoka**
She is the other Ai.
**[01:24] Both**
That voice!
**[01:24] Both**
It's the Tokyo Eel Protection Committee!
**[01:26] Ponoka**
I'm Ponoka.
**[01:27] Ponoka**
That is a separate personality,
born of grief and rage.
**[01:30] Ai**
*I will purge them all.*
**[01:31] Pono**
It is "Dark Side Ai."
**[01:32] Both**
Dark Side Ai?
**[01:33] Mi**
You can't be serious.
**[01:34] Pono**
She's acting on her strong
hatred for humanity.
**[01:37] Mai**
Is the real Ai-chan safe?
**[01:39] Pono**
The usual one should be home.
**[01:41] Mi**
Then, let's do to her what she did to us.
**[01:43] Mai**
Wow, you aren't going to save her...
**[01:45] Ai**
Hey, Ai!
**[01:46] Mai**
Ai-chan!
**[01:47] Kana**
O-Onee-chan?
**[01:51] Kana**
Onee-chan?
**[01:52] Mai**
Th-This is Ai-chan?
**[01:53] Kana**
O-O-Onee-chan?
**[01:54] Mi**
That's the face of one whose intelligence
fell to that of an anteater!
**[01:57] Pono**
Apparently, she's only an empty shell now.
**[02:00] Pono**
To return her to normal, we will
have to defeat Dark Side Ai.
**[02:04] Ai**
Damn humans... I'll exterminate you all.
**[02:06] Mi**
Hold it, Dark Side!
**[02:07] Mi**
We'll defeat you and get
the normal Ai back.
**[02:09] Ai**
You're going to fight me?
You foolish children.
**[02:12] Mi**
Yeah, we might be fools, but you know...
**[02:15] Mi**
We aren't so cold-hearted that we'd
ignore a friend who's about to go astray!
**[02:18] Mai**
Mi-chan!
**[02:20] Mi**
Wait... The fight's already over...
**[02:22] Kana**
Onee-chan?
**[02:23] Kana**
Remember!
**[02:24] Mi**
Kanako-chan...
**[02:25] Kana**
That person... Actually, both of them...
**[02:27] Kana**
are your precious neighbors.
**[02:30] Both**
Huh?
**[02:30] Kana**
Their houses are close. Super close!
**[02:32] Mi**
That's what she thought of us?
**[02:34] Kana**
Onee-chan, get a hold of yourself!
**[02:35] Mai**
Ai-chan!
**[02:35] Mi**
Ai!
**[02:35] Kana**
Onee-chan!
**[02:40] Ai**
Curse you, humans.
**[02:42] Ai**
But as long as the light exists,
the darkness will, as well.
**[02:45] Ai**
Don't forget that.
**[02:52] Kana**
O-Onee-chan...
**[02:53] Mai**
Ai-chan!
**[02:53] Mi**
Ai!
**[02:54] ---**
Huh?
**[02:56] Ai**
Wha... What's with you guys?
**[02:59] Ai**
Hey...
**[03:00] Ai**
Seriously, what's with you guys?
**[03:00] Kana**
Onee-chan!
***SIGN*** Sachie and Kanako
**[03:04] Sign**
Narration: Hirano Fumi
**[03:04] Both**
Sachie and Kanako!
**[03:05] Sachi**
I-It isn't what you think, Kana-chan!
**[03:06] Nar**
The hijiki overflowing the recorder
was enough to destroy their relationship.
**[03:07] Kana**
Please stop...
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[03:11] Tori**
Good Evening! This is Torijiro!
**[03:13] Tori**
Nyopomi-sensei picked up three dogs in
the rain, deciding to take them in.
***SIGN*** Do you know what "naruto" is, everyone?
***SIGN*** By the way...
***SIGN*** The naruto in ramen, with the swirly, spiral design.
**[03:16] Tori**
But their endless appetite almost
drove her to a nervous breakdown.
***SIGN*** Look, it's the thing on Chobo-sensei's chest.
***SIGN*** See? This thing!
***SIGN*** This is a naruto, too!!
**[03:20] Tori**
Will the dogs be able to relinquish their
appetites, to transform into wonderful ladies?
***SIGN*** This is a "naruto mark"!!
**[03:24] Tori**
Next time, "Friends Who Can't Stop Eating!"
***SIGN*** "Friends Who Can't Stop Eating!"
**[03:26] Tori**
Look forward to it!
# 10 - Ponoka and the Cloud Castle Labyrinth
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P0GJKR/ai-mai-mi-surgical-friends)
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**[00:01] Nar**
Mi was troubled.
**[00:03] Nar**
The repetitive days, and the fretfulness
that was starting to show itself...
**[00:07] nar**
It was because she felt like
she was losing herself.
**[00:13] Mi**
All right. I'll make some
doria on a kappa plate.
**[00:17] Mi**
They're so unguarded.
**[00:19] Mi**
I can't believe they let such
young kappas play alone.
**[00:21] Mai**
Yeah.
**[00:22] Mai**
It's the kappas' fault for not
locking their rivers.
**[00:26] Mi**
I guess they'll learn their lesson the hard way!
**[00:30] Mi**
Please... I'll give you this partially
eaten, hot apple pie!
**[00:31] Mai**
Mi-chan!
***SIGN*** Choboraunyopomi Theater
**[01:02] All**
Ai Mai Mi!
**[01:03] Mi**
So that's what it was. You really scared me.
**[01:06] Ai**
Make sure you don't go jumping
out train windows, ever again.
**[01:11] Tori**
Hello!
**[01:14] Mi**
You bastard!
**[01:15] Tori**
P-Please stop...
**[01:17] Ai**
Mi, I'm fine.
**[01:20] Mi**
Huh? But...
**[01:21] Mi**
Guess you get to live.
**[01:22] Tori**
I'm sorry.
**[01:23] Mi**
But don't forget. Next time,
I'll purge you and your family.
**[01:26] Tori**
Scary!
**[01:26] Mai**
Frog jump!
**[01:30] Pono**
Oh, it's rare to see you two on your own.
**[01:33] Both**
That voice!
**[01:34] Mi**
White fish!
**[01:35] Ponoka**
I'm Ponoka.
**[01:36] Pono**
Listen to me, calmly.
**[01:37] ---**
I've received information that this
bus is going to be bus jacked.
**[01:40] Ai**
Senpai, you're drooling—
**[01:41] Dolphin**
Keep quiet!
**[01:42] Ai**
D-Dolphins?
**[01:43] Dolphin**
This bus is being bus jacked
by us, the Justice Ocean.
**[01:46] Dolphin**
You will all be sacrifices to
save this era's dolphins!
**[01:49] Mi**
Who the hell is that?
**[01:50] ---**
How dare he talk, when he's a dolphin?
**[01:52] Mi**
Senpai, take him out with your vase!
**[01:54] Pono**
They're dolphins from the
future. I can't interfere.
**[01:57] Ai**
Senpai, you're still drooling.
**[01:59] Pono**
I'll be leaving now.
**[02:01] Dolphin**
Hurry up and get off.
**[02:03] Dolphi**
From now on, we'll have you bipeds
**[02:05] ---**
wear these kigurumis and protest until you die.
**[02:07] Dolph**
If you run, we'll turn you into
shumai with our beam guns.
**[02:09] Dolph**
Come on, stop wasting time!
**[02:12] Mi**
Ai...
**[02:13] Dolph**
Hey, wait.
**[02:15] Dolph**
You...
**[02:17] Mi**
C-Can I help you?
**[02:19] Dolph**
You appear to have extremely short legs.
**[02:21] Dolph**
Could you be one of us? Sorry about that.
**[02:26] All**
Please don't kill the dolphins!
**[02:30] Ai**
P-Please don't kill the dolphins—
**[02:30] All**
Please don't kill the dolphins!
**[02:34] Ai**
Please... don't k-k-kill the dolphins!
**[02:35] All**
Please don't kill the dolphins!
**[02:37] Mi**
*Ai...*
**[02:40] All**
Please don't kill the dolphins!
**[02:41] Mi**
I-I'm saved!
**[02:44] Dolph**
What's wrong, Sis?
**[02:45] Ai**
Mi...
**[02:48] Mi**
W-We dolphins can live in
harmony with humans...
**[02:52] Dolph**
This era's dolphins have finally been freed!
**[02:54] Nar**
One peace. To live in harmony with dolphins.
***SIGN*** Sachie and Kanako
**[02:57] Sign**
Narration: Hirano Fumi
**[02:57] Both**
Sachie and Kanako!
**[02:58] Sachi**
Well, you said you wanted to lose weight,
so I have this zero-calorie hijiki.
**[03:02] Kana**
But why put it in my recorder?
**[03:03] Nar**
The mystery created more mysteries.
**[03:04] Tori**
Good Evening! This is Torijiro!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[03:06] Tori**
Nyopomi-sensei finally got the chance to eat
dinner with voice actress Sakura Ayane-san,
***SIGN*** *We really have nothing this time, so please enjoy this doodle by the director.
**[03:09] Tori**
and enthusiastically thought, "There is
definitely a fight I can't lose here."
**[03:12] Tori**
That day, they were blessed with a nice day,
like a celebration of this new departure!
**[03:15] Tori**
What will become of
Nyopomi-sensei and Ayaneru?
**[03:17] Tori**
Next time, "Ayaneru Suddenly
Doesn't Feel Well!"
***SIGN*** "Ayaneru Suddenly Doesn't Feel Well!"
**[03:20] Tori**
Look forward to it!
**[03:23] Nar**
We ended up with extra time.
**[03:25] Mi**
A one-shot joke.
**[03:26] Mi**
Bench!
**[03:26] Ai**
Your legs just broke.
**[03:28] Mai**
My, what a lovely bench!
# 11 - Unicorn
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P0GJKR/ai-mai-mi-surgical-friends)
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**[00:01] Nar**
That day,
**[00:02] ---**
Mai and Mi were on a bus tour,
accompanying the
**[00:05] ---**
popular voice actress they
respected, Megumin.
**[00:07] Nar**
However, the day of, a scandal
involving Megumin was published,
***SIGN*** Hellish Love! Popular Voice Actress Megumin
Was NOT a Virgin! (Possibly?)
**[00:11] Nar**
and the fans that came were
disconsolate, sad,
**[00:14] ---**
and vomited repeatedly.
Some even bit off their tongues.
**[00:19] Megu**
Thank you all for coming.
Let's all have fun today!
**[00:23] fanA**
Megumin, that photo—
**[00:24] megu**
All right, I'm going to go eat now.
**[00:29] Mi**
*We don't even get to eat together?*
**[00:33] fanC**
No!
**[00:34] mi**
*Guess it can't be helped.*
**[00:35] Mi**
* What was meant to be a fun trip*
* became a mass execution.*
**[00:40] Mi**
Even I'm...
**[00:41] Mai**
What's wrong, Mi-chan?
**[00:42] ---**
Tears of joy?
**[00:43] Mi**
"What's wrong"?!
**[00:45] Mi**
Who wouldn't cry on a tour that
supports not being a virgin—
**[00:49] Mi**
Mai! That's...
**[00:50] Mai**
I know.
**[00:51] Mi**
Huh?
**[00:53] Mai**
I know all about Megumin
not being a virgin.
**[00:57] Mi**
Huh?
**[00:57] Mi**
Then, Mai... You can smile so
much, even knowing that?
**[01:00] Mai**
Mi-chan, if you're a real fan,
there's nothing happier than this!
**[01:04] Mi**
Mai!
**[01:06] Mi**
You're right... This is when
we should celebrate—
**[01:09] Mai**
I mean...
**[01:11] Mai**
Now, we can all die together!
**[01:15] Mai**
It's super happy to be able
to go to heaven in rhythm
**[01:19] ---**
with your favorite voice actress
who's served her purpose!
**[01:23] Mai**
So, Mi-chan, thanks for
everything and stuff.
**[01:27] Mi**
Huh? Wait...
**[01:29] Mai**
Okay, I'm going now.
**[01:31] Mi**
Huh, Mai? Where are you...
**[01:41] Mi**
Mai turned into a unicorn?!
**[01:45] Uni**
Step aside, human.
**[01:49] Mi**
* She's already lost all her*
* human consciousness...*
**[01:52] Mi**
Step aside? Who are you?!
**[01:54] Uni**
Naturally,
**[01:55] Uni**
I'll pierce that woman with this horn.
**[01:59] Mi**
B-But... You don't need to take her life!
**[02:01] Uni**
Death is not a sad thing.
**[02:05] Uni**
It is a new departure. And a salvation.
**[02:08] ---**
Mai, wait!
**[02:15] Uni**
Megumin. Megumin...
**[02:16] Megu**
A unicorn!
**[02:17] Uni**
Megumin, can I have your autograph?
**[02:20] Megu**
O-Okay.
**[02:21] Uni**
Yep, you aren't a virgin.
I can tell by your writing.
***SIGN*** Megumin
To Unicorn-san
**[02:29] Uni**
Don't worry.
**[02:31] Uni**
After you die, I'll turn you into a bacteria
that lives for a million years—
**[02:34] Mi**
Stop it, unicorn!
**[02:36] Uni**
Good grief. You again?
**[02:39] Uni**
You're so troublesome.
**[02:41] Mi**
I won't let you... let Mai... do anything bad!
**[02:44] Mi**
*Tummy Punch!*
**[02:45] Mi**
*Mi: the Final Spark!*
**[02:49] Mi**
Are you all right?
**[02:50] Megu**
Hmph, thanks.
**[02:52] Mai**
Um, Megumin...
**[02:54] Mai**
I'm sorry about earlier.
**[02:55] Megu**
Hey, stay away from me!
**[02:57] Megu**
You're seriously gross!
**[02:59] Mi**
Hey!
**[03:02] Mi**
Aren't you to blame for all
of this when you broke the rules?
**[03:05] Megu**
Well, you're right. I'm sorry—
**[03:08] Both**
A huge victory for virgin-worshipers!
**[03:10] Mai**
I'm also sorry and stuff.
**[03:11] Tori**
Good evening! This is Torijiro!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[03:13] Tori**
*Ai Mai Mi* Season 3 flew through
with turbulent intensity.
***SIGN*** This time, we got an autograph from Megumin.
**[03:16] Tori**
As the finale's bell rings,
Nyopomi-sensei yells,
***SIGN*** Actually, this is something the sound effect person, Shouji-san, wrote to record the squeaky sound of the pen for the autograph.
**[03:18] ---**
"Money, voice actors,
rock and roll," in her heart.
**[03:21] Tori**
What is the ambition that lies beyond the
love, taken too far, for voice actors?
***SIGN*** Thanks for everything you do, Shouji-san.
**[03:23] Tori**
Final episode: "I Want to be Tasoneru."
***SIGN*** "I Want to be Tasoneru"
**[03:26] Tori**
Look forward to it!
# 12 - Dangerous Rock
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**[00:00] Pono**
This is the Hyperbolic Time Internet Café.
**[00:03] Pono**
A day in this room is equal
to a month outside.
**[00:06] Mi**
O-One month?
**[00:08] Mai**
Then, if we train here...
**[00:09] Pono**
Yes, you can power up enough
**[00:12] ---**
to make Ai miss a deadline.
**[00:13] Mi**
Wow! Now we can finally...
**[00:15] Mai**
Can I get something from the drink bar?
**[00:17] Mi**
Yeah, hurry and get me a melon soda!
***SIGN*** Two Days Later...
**[00:20] Nar**
Two days later...
**[00:21] Mi**
You're finished, Ai.
**[00:23] Mi**
We'll finally make you
miss a deadline today.
**[00:25] Ai**
You two...
**[00:26] Mi**
What's the matter? Is my aura—
**[00:28] Ai**
You've been missing for three days!
I was so worried about you!
***SIGN*** Dangerous Rock Coming!!
It's Coming! A Meteor
Crap! Take Cover!
***SIGN*** Dangerous Rock Coming!!
**[00:39] Ai**
Hey, you two...
**[00:40] Ai**
What's with you? You're working
on the manuscript.
**[00:43] Mi**
Well, you know...
**[00:44] Mai**
This is special and stuff.
**[00:44] Pono**
There's trouble, everyone!
**[00:45] All**
That voice!
**[00:50] Pono**
Hey, you, over there
**[00:53] Pono**
Are you almost ready?
**[00:56] Frog**
Ribbit.
**[00:56] Pono**
Then let's go ahead and announce
**[00:59] Pono**
Wapiko's...
**[01:01] Pono**
A meteor will fall here
in fifteen seconds!
**[01:03] Pono**
Humanity has angered the intelligent lifeforms,
the Anunnaki, from planet Nibiru.
**[01:07] Pono**
They're coming to drop a planet on us!
**[01:09] Mai**
No...
**[01:10] Mai**
Earth will share planet Tiamat's future?!
**[01:13] Ai**
Huh? Tia— What?
**[01:14] Pono**
Anyway, it's dangerous here!
Hurry and come outside!
***SIGN*** Sachie and Kanako
**[01:17] Sign**
Narration: Hirano Fumi
**[01:17] Both**
Sachie and Kanako!
**[01:18] Sach**
Your stomach always rumbles
during music class, doesn't it?
**[01:22] Kana**
Hey, something tastes really good.
**[01:25] Sach**
So I thought this might make you happy!
**[01:26] Kana**
Oh, okay!
**[01:27] Nar**
Their relationship continues.
**[01:29] Ai**
Kanako, are you okay?
***SIGN*** Kanako's Room
**[01:31] Sach**
Onee-san! I'm perfectly content
to die here with Kana-chan!
**[01:34] Ai**
Wha— What are you talking about?
**[01:36] Kana**
L-Let's go, Sachie-chan.
**[01:36] Sach**
Gana-jan!
**[01:41] Sach**
K-Kana-chan...
**[01:43] Kana**
I-It's okay, Sachie-chan.
**[01:50] Mi**
This is awful.
**[01:52] Mi**
If I'd known this would happen,
**[01:53] ---**
I'd have played instead of drawing manga...
**[01:56] Pono**
Everyone! Hurry up and get in.
**[01:57] Frog**
Ribbit!
**[01:59] Ai**
I'm sorry I forced you
to draw manga...
**[02:02] Mi**
It's okay.
**[02:05] Mai**
*Double Super R—*
***SIGN*** Ai Mai Mi
**[02:06] Ai**
Hey, you two!
**[02:07] Ai**
I'll make sure you finally
draw manga today!
**[02:10] Mi**
We can't.
**[02:11] Ai**
No! You're going to draw manga!
**[02:14] Mi**
Ai... Wake up, will you?
**[02:17] Mi**
Earth is gone now...
**[02:20] Ai**
Hey, look! Don't you think
I've improved at drawing?
**[02:21] Mai**
Ai-chan...
**[02:23] Ai**
I know. Why not release a doujinshi
copybook at our next event?
**[02:26] Ai**
Let's do it! It'll be great!
**[02:26] Mai**
Ai-chan, get a grip!
**[02:29] Ai**
It's my dream to become a manga artist.
**[03:24] Nar**
Well, then... See you again,
somewhere around town.
**[03:27] Voice**
See ya.
**[03:28] ---**