12 - Meeting... And! Aho Girl

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[00:01] Sayaka
    Oh, right, aren't you two childhood friends?
[00:06] Yoshiko
    That's right!
[00:08] Yoshiko
    We've been lovey-dovey since forever!
[00:14] Akuru
    So it's been ten years, huh?
[00:28] Yoshie
    We're the Hanabatakes. 
    We just moved here today.
SIGN    10 Years Ago
[00:31] MrsAkutsu
    We're the Akutsus. It's a pleasure to meet you.
[00:34] Yoshiko
    I'm Hanabatake Yoshiko! I'm four!
[00:37] Yoshie
    Yoshiko, you're five now.
[00:39] Yoshiko
    Are you serious?! What's "five" mean?!
[00:42] Yoshie
    After "four" comes "five." Remember?
[00:44] Yoshiko
    Who decided that?
[00:45] Yoshie
    God.
[00:45] Yoshiko
    God?! He sounds cool!
[00:47] Akuru
    Weirdo.
[00:49] Yoshiko
    So?!
[00:49] Yoshiko
    Who are you?
[00:51] Akuru
    A-Akutsu Akuru.
[00:53] Yoshiko
    A-kun, huh?
[00:54] Yoshiko
    Okay! Let's play!
[00:55] Akuru
    No thanks. I'm going to go study.
[00:57] Yoshiko
    Oh, I see.
[00:59] Yoshiko
    So, what'cha wanna play?!
[01:01] Akuru
    Were you listening?
[01:04] Akuru
    I'll just try to stay away from her.
[01:10] Akuru
    How the heck did you get in here?!
[01:12] Yoshiko
    I jumped from my window!
[01:16] Akuru
    Are you serious?
[01:17] Yoshiko
    So, what'cha wanna play?!
[01:19] Akuru
    I said I was gonna study!
[01:20] Yoshiko
    What's "study"? Is it fun?
[01:23] Akuru
    Uh, no, it's not fun.
[01:25] Yoshiko
    Huh? Then why do you do it?
[01:27] Akuru
    For my future.
[01:29] Yoshiko
    You gotta live in the moment!
[01:31] Akuru
    Dunno why, but that pisses me off!
[01:34] Yoshiko
    I'm hungry.
[01:36] Yoshiko
    Gimme something yummy!
[01:38] Akuru
    Impudent little...
[01:41] Akuru
    Eat it and leave!
[01:42] Yoshiko
    What's that?!
[01:46] Yoshiko
    A yellow wee-wee?
[01:47] Akuru
    It's a banana!
[01:49] Yoshiko
    I'mma eat the yellow wee-wee!
[01:51] Akuru
    Listen to me, would you?!
[01:56] Yoshiko
    Yum!
[01:58] Yoshiko
    How is it so yummy?!
[02:00] Yoshiko
    My God, it's yummy!
    Nothing's yummier than this!
[02:02] Akuru
    It's that good?!
[02:05] Yoshiko
    Banana yummy!
[02:08] Akuru
    Freak.
[02:11] Yoshiko
    I never dreamed you'd give
    me something so yummy.
[02:15] Yoshiko
    You must really love me!
[02:18] Akuru
    What?!
[02:19] Yoshiko
    Trying to win me over with food?
    You precocious child, you.
[02:23] Akuru
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[02:25] Yoshiko
    Well, I guess...
[02:27] Yoshiko
    you've got a cute face, at least.
[02:29] Akuru
    S-Stay away!
[02:31] Yoshiko
    I'll accept your love!
[02:34] Akuru
    I don't even like you!
[02:35] Yoshiko
    No need to be shy!
[02:37] Akuru
    I'm not being shy!
[02:38] Yoshiko
    You're so cute!
[02:39] Akuru
    You're a freak!
[02:43] Akuru
    Sh-She'll never find me here.
[02:47] Yoshiko
    Found you.
[02:50] ---
    Ow...
[02:52] Yoshiko
    Aww, could you be any more shy?
[02:56] Yoshiko
    I love you, too, A-kun.
[02:58] Akuru
    S-Stay away.
[03:01] Akuru
    Hey, what are you—
[03:04] Akuru
    No. Stop!
[03:06] Akuru
    N-No... Stop!
[03:09] Akuru
    Anything but that!
[03:25] Yoshiko
    I'll let you marry me when we grow u—
[03:34] Akuru
    Never show your face in front of me
    again if you don't want to get hurt!
SIGN    30 Minutes  Later
[03:41] Yoshiko
    Let's play!
[03:46] Akuru
    It was when I met this idiot that I
    first really felt emotion in my heart.
[03:52] Sayaka
    A-A-kun-san...
[03:55] Yoshiko
    Hey, hey, A-kun, A-kun!
[03:57] Yoshiko
    Let's play!
[03:59] Akuru
    Shut up!
[03:59] Akuru
    I'm trying to study here!
[04:01] Yoshiko
    Don't you wanna play with
    me because you love me?
[04:03] Akuru
    I told you, I hate your guts!
[04:04] Yoshiko
    After you gave me that hot,
    steamy, passionate kiss?
[04:09] Akuru
    You forced it on me!
[04:15] Yoshiko
    That weak punch is too slow for me!
[04:18] Yoshiko
    Come on, let's play!
[04:20] Akuru
    Let go of me!
[04:21] Yoshiko
    Yahoo!
[04:24] Akuru
    At this rate...
[04:26] Yoshiko
    Yum!
[04:26] Akuru
    Don't come over for dinner!
[04:28] Yoshiko
    What a cute wee-wee!
[04:29] Akuru
    Quit peeping at me!
[04:32] Akuru
    That's my futon...
[04:34] Akuru
    At this rate, she's going to ruin my life!
[04:41] Akuru
    I'll beat her...
[04:43] Akuru
    I have to beat her!
[04:46] Akuru
    I'll take it back.
[04:47] Akuru
    My peaceful life.
[04:50] Akuru
    I'll get ripped from the core out...
[04:54] Akuru
    Get strong...
[04:59] Akuru
    And...
[05:00] Akuru
    And then I'll...
[05:03] Akuru
    I'll beat her!
[05:14] Akuru
    I can do this.
[05:15] Akuru
    With this fist, I can
    take her down for good.
[05:19] Akuru
    J-Just you watch...
[05:23] Akuru
    Huh?
[05:27] Yoshiko
    A-kun, let's play!
[05:33] Yoshiko
    A-kun?
[05:41] Akuru
    I can't... move...
[05:45] Akuru
    That was you?!
[05:47] MrsAkutsu
    Oh, are you all better now?
[05:50] Akuru
    Huh?
[05:51] MrsAkutsu
    You caught a cold and slept for a whole day.
[05:54] Akuru
    That long?
[05:55] MrsAkutsu
    Yoshiko-chan looked after
    you the whole time.
[05:59] Akuru
    What?! No way!
[06:01] Akuru
    Did she, seriously?
[06:05] Akuru
    Maybe she isn't so bad.
[06:08] Akuru
    But this idiot could look after me?
[06:11] MrsAkutsu
    Yeah! And it was so cute!
[06:14] MrsAkutsu
    She was like, "If I catch his
    cold, he'll get better!"
[06:19] MrsAkutsu
    She kissed you all night long!
[06:26] Yoshiko
    Oh, A-kun, you're better now?
[06:28] Yoshiko
    It must have been the power of our love.
[06:33] Akuru
    Taste...
[06:35] Akuru
    the power of my fist!
[06:44] Akuru
    Hit her, damn you!
[06:48] Akuru
    If there's one good thing that
    came of meeting her,
[06:51] Akuru
    it's that I met you.
[06:57] Akuru
    I'm gonna ruin you today!
[06:59] Akuru
    Die!
[07:02] Yoshiko
    Weak!
[07:03] Yoshiko
    Let's play all day again today!
[07:05] Akuru
    Let go of me!
[07:11] Akuru
    I-I'm home.
[07:13] MrsAkutsu
    Welcome back.
[07:14] MrsAkutsu
    Oh, your gifted program
    test scores came back.
[07:17] Akuru
    Huh? Oh.
SIGN    Akutsu Akuru
[07:23] MrsAkutsu
    You didn't do too well this time,
[07:26] MrsAkutsu
    but I think going outside and playing
    with Yoshiko-chan is healthier for you.
[07:30] Akuru
    O-Oh, no...
[07:32] MrsAkutsu
    Akuru?
[07:32] Akuru
    If she keeps abducting me,
    my grades will keep falling,
[07:33] MrsAkutsu
    Akuru?!
[07:35] Akuru
    and I won't get into a good
    college or a good job,
[07:37] Akuru
    and my life will be ruined!
[07:40] Akuru
    And in the worst case...
[07:42] Akuru
    She's going to force me to marry her!
[07:47] Yoshiko
    They're your kids!
[07:53] Akuru
    I have to do something.
[07:55] Akuru
    But I'm too weak to even graze her.
[07:58] Akuru
    Damn it!
[07:59] Akuru
    Why does she keep bugging
    me in the first place?!
[08:01] Yoshiko
    Because I love you!
[08:04] Akuru
    Wh-What are you doing here?!
[08:05] Yoshiko
    I heard you calling for me!
[08:06] Akuru
    As if!
[08:08] Akuru
    "I love you," nothing!
[08:10] Akuru
    Oh, I've got it!
[08:11] Akuru
    I just need to get her to hate me!
[08:15] Akuru
    Hey, what kind of people do you hate?
[08:19] Yoshiko
    Huh?
[08:19] Akuru
    Are there any kinds of people
    you don't want to go near?
[08:22] Yoshiko
    People I don't want to go near?
[08:24] Yoshiko
    Like someone covered in poop?
[08:27] Akuru
    A-Any others?
[08:30] Yoshiko
    I don't wanna go near perverts.
[08:32] Yoshiko
    As a woman, I have to hate them.
[08:34] Akuru
    Perverts, huh?
[08:35] Akuru
    I see.
[08:37] Akuru
    So that's it.
[08:38] Akuru
    Then I'll be a total pervert to you!
[08:42] Yoshiko
    What are you doing?!
[08:43] Yoshiko
    A-kun, you pervert!
[08:46] Akuru
    Hey, I'm still only five.
[08:48] Akuru
    No one will make a big deal of this.
[08:50] Akuru
    Well, my parents might
    look at me differently,
[08:54] Akuru
    but if it means she'll hate me,
    that's a small price to pay!
[08:57] Akuru
    Come on! Show me more!
[09:00] Yoshiko
    No! What's gotten into you, A-kun?!
[09:02] Akuru
    Nothing's gotten into me! 
    I love doing stuff like this!
[09:05] Akuru
    Come on! Show me more!
[09:07] Yoshiko
    No!
[09:13] Akuru
    Now, show me your panties!
[09:25] Akuru
    D-Did I go too far?
[09:27] Yoshiko
    I'm sorry, A-kun.
[09:30] Yoshiko
    I get it now.
[09:31] Akuru
    Wh-What are you apologizing for?
[09:34] Yoshiko
    Because... Because...
[09:38] Yoshiko
    It's only natural you'd want to get perverted
[09:41] Yoshiko
    with a super cute girl that
    you play with every day!
[09:45] Yoshiko
    I understand!
[09:46] Yoshiko
    It's my fault for making you hold back!
[09:48] Yoshiko
    It's not your fault!
[09:50] Akuru
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[09:51] Akuru
    Didn't you hate perverts?!
[09:53] Yoshiko
    It's unavoidable when two
    people love each other!
[09:57] Yoshiko
    I just wasn't ready for it yet!
[10:00] Yoshiko
    But I'll...
[10:01] Yoshiko
    I'll put up with it!
[10:02] Yoshiko
    Here! You wanted to see my panties!
[10:07] Yoshiko
    Take them!
[10:08] Yoshiko
    A-kun!
[10:23] Yoshiko
    Take responsibility, okay?
[10:29] Akuru
    Well, I have to say...
[10:30] Akuru
    My feelings for Yoshiko...
[10:33] Akuru
    haven't changed in these ten years.
[10:37] Sayaka
    His smile scares me...
[10:40] Yoshiko
    Oh, no! I nearly forgot!
[10:42] Yoshiko
    You see, today I'm...
[10:46] Yoshiko
    wearing the same panties as the day A-kun
    gave in to his desires and attacked me!
[10:51] Sayaka
    The same ones? From when you were five?
[10:53] Yoshiko
    It's embarrassing for me,
    but I'll show you anyway!
[11:01] Yoshiko
    Now look,
[11:02] Yoshiko
    A-kun!
[11:03] Yoshiko
    The panties from our memories!
[11:05] Yoshiko
    Let's play like we did when we were kids!
[11:10] Yoshiko
    Now look! Look! Come on, look! Come on!
[11:11] Akuru
    Yeah... I'll hit you like I used to.
[11:13] Yoshiko
    Come on! Come on! Look! Come on! Come on!
[11:16] Yoshiko
    Bring it on!
[11:17] Akuru
    My feelings haven't changed
    in all these years.
[11:20] Akuru
    I still want to kill you!
[12:25] Yoshiko
    See you.