AHO-GIRL She is Hanabatake Yoshiko, and she's an idiot through and through. She loves bananas, and she loves her childhood friend Akkun. That is all! Summer 2017, Aho Girl gets its long-awaited anime! Watching it will surely cheer you up, probably? Season 1 1 - She's Here! Aho Girl! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Class 1-2 [01:01] Yoshiko     Hey, A-kun, A-kun! [01:04] Akira     What, Yoshiko? SIGN    Japanese Math English Science [01:06] Yoshiko     I got a 0 on all my proficiency tests! [01:09] Akira     You're an idiot. [01:10] Yoshiko     They were even bubble sheet tests!     Isn't that amazing?! [01:13] Akira     You're a huge idiot. SIGN    Part 1 [01:19] Akira     As your friend since we were     little, I should warn you [01:21] Akira     that your idiocy is too great to     permit your survival in this world. [01:25] Yoshiko     What? No way! [01:26] Yoshiko     I'm going to die?! [01:28] Yoshiko     Then before I die... [01:30] Yoshiko     I want to eat just one more banana! [01:33] Yoshiko     Then I'll have no more regrets. [01:38] Akira     You really are an idiot. [01:40] Akira     You need to study, or you're     never going to get a job. [01:44] Yoshiko     Huh? That means every day will     be like Sunday! [01:47] Yoshiko     Hooray! Hooray! [01:51] Akira     You wouldn't be able to survive. [01:53] Yoshiko     Then I'll win the lottery! [01:55] Akira     Like you'd win! [01:57] Yoshiko     Come on, dream a little! SIGN    Fury [02:01] Yoshiko     Or I could become a housewife. [02:03] Akira     No one would marry you. SIGN    Fury [02:10] Akira     Who the hell would marry an idiot like you? [02:13] Yoshiko     No way! Do you have a girlfriend, A-kun? [02:16] Akira     N-No... So what if I don't? [02:19] Yoshiko     I knew it. You don't seem to     understand girls, anyway— [02:31] Yoshiko     You're so cold, A-kun. [02:34] Yoshiko     Even when... [02:36] Yoshiko     I love you so much! [02:39] Akira     Oh, I see. [02:40] Yoshiko     So careless! [02:41] Yoshiko     It's true! [02:42] Yoshiko     You come wake me up every morning, [02:45] Yoshiko     you tell me when I forget things... [02:47] Yoshiko     And... [02:48] Yoshiko     When I'm hungry, you give me bananas! [02:52] Yoshiko     You give me bananas! [03:01] Yoshiko     You're so sweet, A-kun! [03:03] Akira     Right. SIGN    How to Train Your Pet [03:04] Yoshiko     You even ended up in the same high school     as me because you were worried about me. [03:08] Yoshiko     You're too sweet. [03:10] Akira     No, you idiot. [03:11] Akira     It's only because I considered     the required study time [03:14] Akira     and commute time. The good     high schools were too far away. [03:16] Akira     Got it? [03:17] Yoshiko     Yup! So basically... [03:19] Yoshiko     You're a tsundere! [03:21] Akira     She's got no clue. [03:24] Yoshiko     But whatever the reason     might be, it makes me happy. [03:28] Yoshiko     Thanks for always staying by my side,     even though I cause you so much trouble. [03:35] Yoshiko     As thanks, I'll let you see my panties! [03:38] Yoshiko     Panties! [03:40] Yoshiko     Oh, you're so shy! [03:42] Akira     That's not it! [03:43] Akira     I don't want to see your filthy panties! [03:46] Yoshiko     What?! [03:46] Yoshiko     Even I wouldn't have     skid marks on my panties! [03:51] Yoshiko     There's no poop on them! [03:53] Akira     Shut up! [03:55] Yoshiko     Oh! [03:56] Yoshiko     Apparently, the banana shop     in front of the station [03:58] Yoshiko     is getting in some super     top-quality bananas today! [04:00] Yoshiko     All right, A-kun! See you tomorrow! [04:05] Akira     How exhausting... [04:09] Akira     School's not over yet! [04:21] Akira     Hey. [04:22] Akira     Wake up, you idiot. [04:28] Yoshiko     Eek! SIGN    Part 2 [04:33] Yoshie     I'm sorry to make you do this every morning. [04:34] Yoshie     She won't wake up unless it's you, A-kun. [04:38] Akira     Well, we are neighbors. [04:41] Akira     Even though I don't really have a choice... [04:46] Yoshiko     Bananas so good... [04:49] Yoshie     I'm so sorry that she's such an idiot. [04:52] Akira     You have my condolences. [04:54] Yoshie     If you two started going out, I wouldn't     have anything to worry about. Peek. [04:58] Akira     That's impossible. [04:59] Yoshie     B-But she's not so bad on the outside. [05:02] Akira     Just think about it. [05:04] Akira     Humans don't fall in love     with monkeys, do they? [05:08] Yoshie     Then please... Please, just make     her somewhat human! [05:13] Akira     True... We shouldn't have her go out     into society the way she is right now. [05:17] Akira     All right. I'll figure something out. [05:19] Yoshie     A-kun... [05:21] Akira     If that fails... [05:23] Akira     Let's have her commit a misdemeanor,     so they'll lock her up in a cell. [05:27] Yoshie     A-kun... [05:36] Sayaka     Good morning, Yoshiko-chan. [05:38] Yoshiko     You're as cute as ever, Sayaka-chan. [05:40] Sayaka     O-Oh, please. You're cuter     than me, Yoshiko-chan. [05:44] Yoshiko     What? Really?! [05:45] Yoshiko     Like, the cutest in the world?! [05:46] Sayaka     Huh? [05:47] Sayaka     S-Sure... [05:48] Yoshiko     For real?! Then next, I'll be     the cutest in the universe?! [05:50] Sayaka     S-Sure... [05:52] Akira     Wait, stop. [05:53] Akira     I beg of you, please don't     encourage this idiot. [05:57] Sayaka     Well, it's true that Yoshiko-chan     is cuter than me. [06:01] Akira     Uh, no matter how you look at it,      you're definitely cuter. [06:04] Sayaka     Huh? [06:06] Yoshiko     You're hitting on her, A-kun?! [06:08] Yoshiko     How could you, when you     have someone like me?! [06:11] Akira     Shut up, you idiot! [06:14] Akira     Hey... [06:16] Akira     We're not together. [06:17] Sayaka     U-Um, uh... [06:19] Sayaka     I'm sorry! [06:20] Sayaka     Your face is scary, so I have to decline! [06:24] Akira     Hey... [06:26] Yoshiko     Oh, A-kun... [06:28] Yoshiko     No cheating on me allowed, you hear? [06:32] Akira     What the hell are you     talking about, you idiot? [06:34] Yoshiko     Even though you saw my     panties again this morning? [06:37] Akira     You showed them to me when     no one even asked you to! [06:39] Yoshiko     W-Well, it was embarrassing for me! [06:42] Akira     Then put some damn clothes on! SIGN    Part 3 [06:56] Sensei     All right. [06:56] Sensei     Is there anything anyone doesn't     understand up to this point? [06:59] Yoshiko     Yes! [07:00] Yoshiko     I don't understand any of it! [07:02] Sensei     Well, that's not good. [07:04] Yoshiko     Indeed, it is not. [07:05] Yoshiko     So I want to go outside and play dodgeball! [07:11] Yoshiko     I wonder why I don't get any of this. [07:14] Sayaka     Maybe there's something else you're     good at besides your studies. [07:18] Sayaka     Do you have any hobbies, Yoshiko-chan? [07:20] Yoshiko     Bananas! [07:23] Sayaka     U-Um... I meant is there     anything that you like to do? [07:27] Yoshiko     Something I want to do? [07:31] Yoshiko     I want to stand above others. [07:33] Sayaka     That's... [07:34] Akira     ...impossible for you. [07:36] Yoshiko     Huh?! [07:37] Sayaka     B-But you're really cheerful, so maybe     you can make others cheerful, too. [07:43] Yoshiko     Right?! [07:44] Yoshiko     You should end up beneath me in     your future, too, Sayaka-chan. [07:47] Sayaka     Th-That's... [07:49] Sayaka     I-I mean, I don't have any talents. [07:53] Yoshiko     Have a little more faith in yourself! [07:55] Yoshiko     It's okay. [07:57] Yoshiko     If you try really hard, you'll end up     being useful to someone, Sayaka-chan. [08:01] Yoshiko     Right? [08:02] Akira     Pretty sure you could     get mad at any time now. [08:06] Akira     Also, know your place, Yoshiko. [08:08] Yoshiko     Oh, come on. You're such a kidder, A-kun. [08:11] Akira     I'm serious! [08:13] Akira     And you need to tell her     when she's being impossible! [08:17] Akira     What? [08:18] Yoshiko     Jeez you're going to scare     Sayaka-chan with a face like that! [08:21] Akira     I-I don't really care about     being liked by your friends. [08:25] Yoshiko     That's not good! You don't even have     any friends, let alone a girlfriend! [08:29] Sayaka     R-Really? [08:31] Yoshiko     Yeah, he's super cold and has a quick temper. [08:34] Sayaka     Ah... [08:36] Sayaka     B-But I'm sure he has at     least a couple of friends. [08:40] Yoshiko     Nope! A-kun, let me see your phone. [08:42] Akira     Hey! SIGN    Number of Contacts (3)          Home     Yoshiko     Yoshiko's House [08:43] Yoshiko     See? [08:47] Sayaka     S-So tragic... [08:49] Akira     Really, stop. [08:51] Sayaka     All right. [08:52] Sayaka     I'll be your friend, A-kun-san. [08:56] Yoshiko     Really?! You aren't scared? [08:58] Sayaka     Yeah. Now that I know how tragic     he is, he's not scary anymore. [09:02] Yoshiko     Oh, I totally get that. [09:05] Sayaka     Cheer up, okay? [09:09] Yoshiko     Isn't that great, A-kun? [09:12] Akira     Her kindness... hurts. SIGN    Home Yoshiko Yoshiko's House Sumino Sayaka [09:20] Yoshiko     All right, it's done! [09:22] Yoshiko     A-kun's at the height of puberty,     so I'm sure that when he sees this, [09:25] Yoshiko     he'll get all worked up and... [09:28] Akira     Yoshiko's boobies! [09:30] Yoshiko     Eek! A-kun, you perv! [09:41] Yoshiko     It's okay, A-kun. You can't     help it, since you're a boy. [09:45] Yoshiko     Yoshiko! SIGN    Part 4 SIGN    Disciplinary Committee [09:50] Discipline     The disciplinary committee will be     searching everyone's belongings. [09:53] Discipline     Make sure you thoroughly show     us the inside of your bags. [09:56] Akira     A search... Hey, go throw that book away. [09:59] Yoshiko     No! This book is basically a part of me! [10:04] Discipline     You, there! What do you think     you're bringing into school? [10:06] Yoshiko     Oh, this? I gave this to A-kun this morning. [10:10] Akira     Hey! [10:11] Discipline     I'll be confiscating that as the     head of the disciplinary committee. [10:13] Discipline     Bringing something so indecent     to school so boldly... [10:16] Discipline     It's people like you that bring disorder     to the decency of this school. [10:19] Akira     Damn that Yoshiko... [10:21] Discipline     Are you listening to me? [10:24] Yoshiko     Your boobs are huge! [10:26] Yoshiko     The president of the disciplinary     committee's boobs [10:28] Yoshiko     bring more disorder to this     school's decency than anything else! [10:30] Discipline     Wh-Who do you think you are? [10:32] Yoshiko     I'm Hanabatake Yoshiko from Class 1-2! [10:35] Yoshiko     Could I squeeze your boobies for science? [10:38] Discipline     O-Of course not! [10:40] Yoshiko     Oh, come on. I'm not saying "for free." [10:42] Discipline     Hey, I'm the president of the     disciplinary committee. You can't... [10:48] Discipline     She must be an idiot. [10:51] Yoshiko     What? [10:52] Yoshiko     Then... [10:53] Yoshiko     How about a banana? [10:56] Discipline     Huh? [10:56] Yoshiko     And it's no ordinary banana! [11:00] Yoshiko     Once you eat it... [11:03] Discipline     What's with this girl? She's so creepy. [11:05] Yoshiko     Your body will crave more,     until you can't go on without it. [11:12] Discipline     Do you mean the indecent kind of banana? [11:14] Yoshiko     Huh? It's just a high-quality banana.     They cost 1,000 yen each! SIGN    Sweet Banana [11:18] Discipline     Huh? [11:19] Yoshiko     Wait, what? What's an indecent banana?! [11:22] Yoshiko     Oh, a peni— [11:24] Discipline     No! [11:26] Yoshiko     You're wide open! [11:28] Discipline     Wait, don't... [11:29] Yoshiko     This is... [11:35] Yoshiko     Mother of God! [11:37] Yoshiko     This heft! The bounciness!     These aren't boobs anymore, they're... [11:42] Yoshiko     They're... What are they?! [11:47] Akira     What are you?! [11:52] Yoshiko     I-If my boobs were that big,     A-kun would love me more. [11:58] Yoshiko     Erf. [12:00] Akira     Nope. [12:03] Akira     Sorry about that. Are you all right? [12:05] Discipline     Y-Yes. [12:07] Akira     If that idiot ever causes you     trouble again, let me know. [12:11] Akira     I'll kill her. [12:13] Discipline     O-Okay. SIGN    Aho Girl Multiplies! [12:26] Yoshiko     Next time: "Aho Girl Multiplies!" 2 - Aho Girl Multiplies! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Koizumi Park SIGN    Part 5 [01:02] BoyA     Loser's "it"! [01:04] BoyA     Rock, paper... [01:05] All     Scissors! [01:07] Yoshiko     Aw, I'm "it"? [01:09] BoyA     Who are you?! [01:10] Yoshiko     I'm Yoshiko! [01:11] BoyA     Not what I meant! [01:12] Yoshiko     Better run, or I'm gonna get you! [01:15] BoyA     Screw it! Run, you guys! [01:17] Yoshiko     Stop right there! [01:22] BoyA     Holy crap! [01:23] BoyA     Wait, what happened to tag?! [01:25] BoyA     What the heck are you? [01:28] Yoshiko     If you absolutely must know... [01:31] Yoshiko     I'm a master player! [01:32] BoyA     No idea what that means, but wow! [01:34] BoyB     But you're a grown-up. Is it     okay for you to play all day? [01:37] Yoshiko     You betcha! [01:40] Akuru     What are you doing out here, you idiot? [01:44] Yoshiko     Uh-oh. It's Akuru the Killer! [01:46] BoyA     "Killer"?! [01:47] Yoshiko     Run for your lives! [01:49] Akuru     Hey, wait! [01:55] Akuru     Turn yourself in or the girl gets it. [01:58] Two     He is a killer! [02:00] Yoshiko     I'll have to... [02:01] Yoshiko     use the swing to build momentum     and hit him with a dropkick! [02:12] Yoshiko     Whee, this is fun! [02:14] Boys     Yoshiko! [02:20] Boys     Yoshiko! [02:24] BoyA     Her face looks all naughty! [02:25] BoyB     And her panties are showing! [02:27] Yoshiko     A-kun, you perv! [02:30] Yoshiko     But if you want to see them... [02:32] Yoshiko     Stare! Stare to your heart's content! [02:38] Boys     Yoshiko! [02:41] BoyA     You killer! Stay away from Yoshiko! [02:43] BoyB     You'll have to go through us first! [02:46] Yoshiko     No. Run, boys. Save yourselves. [02:48] BoyA     No way, you idiot. [02:50] BoyB     We're friends, aren't we? [02:52] Yoshiko     You guys... [02:58] Yoshiko     Okay! Let's join forces and beat A-kun! [03:01] Boys     Yeah! [03:03] Akuru     Just so you know, [03:04] Akuru     this girl is an idiot to the core. [03:06] Akuru     I'm trying to get her to study. That's all. [03:11] Yoshiko     So what? [03:13] Akuru     Every test she takes, [03:14] Akuru     she gets a zero! [03:17] BoyA     Do you really get zeros on everything? [03:20] Yoshiko     Well, yeah. [03:22] BoyB     And all you do is play all day? [03:24] Yoshiko     Not all day. [03:26] Yoshiko     I eat, sleep, and play. [03:29] Boys     She's a failure of a grown-up! [03:30] BoyB     You don't have time to play with us! [03:33] Yoshiko     Of course I do! [03:35] BoyA     Of course you don't! Get a grip on reality! [03:38] Yoshiko     What, you say? [03:39] Yoshiko     You children... [03:40] Yoshiko     Have all your hopes been lost and     broken by modern society already?! [03:48] Akuru     Society's lost all hope for you. [03:51] BoyB     So it's people like that who     are ruining this country. [03:55] BoyA     We'd better try hard to turn it around. SIGN    Part 6 [04:05] LadyA     Look at that. [04:07] LadyB     How awful. [04:10] Yoshiko     Let's play when we get home, A-kun! [04:13] Akuru     I'm studying when I get home. [04:15] Akuru     Bother me, and I'll kill you. [04:17] Yoshiko     Okay! Let's play! [04:21] Yoshiko     Um... [04:22] Ryuuichi     What? [04:23] Yoshiko     If you sit like that,     you might drop a doodie. [04:26] Ryuuichi     Like hell I will! [04:27] Ryuuichi     You screwing with me?! [04:28] Yoshiko     I'm serious here! [04:29] Akuru     Hey, Yoshiko... [04:30] Ryuuichi     Who the hell're you? [04:34] Ryuuichi     Well?! [04:35] Akuru     H-Hold on, just let me explain. [04:37] Yoshiko     A-kun, you look so uncool right now. [04:39] Akuru     Oh, shut up! [04:41] Ryuuichi     Hey, actually, you look kinda cute. [04:46] Akuru     He's not talking to you. [04:47] Ryuuichi     Come play with me for a bit. [04:49] Sayaka     N-No, thank you. [04:52] Sayaka     Yoshiko-chan? [04:54] Yoshiko     If you want to play, [04:56] Yoshiko     I'll play with you! [04:59] Yoshiko     I wanna play! [05:00] Ryuuichi     Outta the way, you idiot! [05:02] Akuru     Well said, brother! [05:03] Ryuuichi     Get lost! [05:07] Sayaka     Yoshiko-chan! [05:09] Ryuuichi     Come on, let's play. [05:10] Sayaka     No! [05:11] Yoshiko     I see. [05:13] Yoshiko     No one ever wanted to play with you, [05:16] Yoshiko     so you don't know how to ask others to play. [05:20] Yoshiko     I totally get it! [05:22] Yoshiko     Not being able to play when     you want to is painful! [05:25] Yoshiko     But it's okay now! [05:26] Yoshiko     I'll play with you! [05:28] Ryuuichi     Hey! Get off me! [05:30] Yoshiko     You numbskull! [05:33] Yoshiko     Just shut up. [05:35] Yoshiko     Just shut up and play with me! [05:38] Ryuuichi     No one... No one has ever looked     at me and seen me before... [05:44] Ryuuichi     But she... [05:47] Ryuuichi     I'm... [05:48] Ryuuichi     I'm a moron! Will you still accept me?! [05:53] Yoshiko     It's okay. I'm an idiot, too. [05:56] Ryuuichi     Sis! [05:59] Ryuuichi     Sis, I... [06:01] Ryuuichi     Sis! [06:09] Sayaka     Oh, A-kun-san, you have a sister? [06:13] Akuru     Yeah, a younger one. [06:15] Yoshiko     She's super cute! [06:16] Yoshiko     But to be honest... [06:18] Yoshiko     I'm a lot cuter than her! [06:22] Yoshiko     I'm a lot cuter than her! SIGN    Part 7 [06:27] Akuru     I'm home. [06:29] Ruri     Welcome back, Onii-chan! [06:31] Sayaka     Oh! [06:32] Yoshiko     Heya, Ruri-chan! [06:34] Ruri     Ugh! Yoshiko?! [06:35] Ruri     Stay away! I don't want idiot cooties! [06:38] Yoshiko     I can't refuse a request     from my cute Ruri-chan. [06:41] Yoshiko     But I refuse! [06:42] Ruri     Onii-chan! [06:44] Akuru     Are you okay? [06:47] Yoshiko     Allow me to explain. [06:48] Yoshiko     This girl is, without a shadow     of a doubt, A-kun's sister. [06:51] Yoshiko     But she epically fails at     school! She's an idiot! [06:56] Ruri     I'm not an idiot! [06:57] Ruri     Right, Onii-chan? [06:59] Akuru     Of course not. [07:00] Akuru     You're way better than Yoshiko. [07:02] Ruri     That's not a compliment! [07:03] Yoshiko     Now, now. We're both idiots,     so let's get along, yes? [07:08] Ruri     I'm not like you! SIGN    Math Drills [07:10] Ruri     I'm bad at school, but unlike     you, I study hard every day! [07:15] Akuru     Huh? You dropped something. [07:17] Ruri     No, don't— SIGN    Math SIGN    1. Whole Numbers and Fractions SIGN    Akutsu Ruri SIGN    Akutsu Ruri [07:22] Akuru     It's because she works hard that it's... [07:23] Akuru     so pitiful! [07:25] Ruri     Onii-chan, stop! SIGN    Math SIGN    Multiplication SIGN    Evaluate the     following expressions. [07:27] Ruri     Six times seven? [07:29] Ruri     Um... [07:31] Yoshiko     Oho? Multiplication? Now that's hard. [07:36] Ruri     Um... [07:37] Ruri     Six added to itself seven times... [07:38] Yoshiko     Idiots that dance and idiots that don't... [07:40] Ruri     One six is six... [07:42] Yoshiko     If we're all idiots anyway,     we might as well dance! [07:43] Ruri     Two sixes is... [07:46] Ruri     Quit distracting me, Yoshiko! [07:47] Yoshiko     Give it up and admit it. [07:50] Yoshiko     Yes. [07:51] Yoshiko     Even death can't cure idiocy! [07:53] Ruri     N-No... [07:55] Yoshiko     Join me, and together, we can enjoy     our idiot lives as idiot and idiot. [08:01] Ruri     No... [08:02] Ruri     Even if the chances are     astronomically low, I... [08:07] Ruri     I... [08:09] Akuru     It's okay, Ruri. [08:10] Ruri     Onii-chan! [08:12] Akuru     Even if you're an idiot your entire life, [08:15] Akuru     Onii-chan will be there to look after you. [08:19] Akuru     R-Ruri? [08:20] Ruri     Onii-chan... [08:22] Ruri     Onii-chan, [08:23] Ruri     I hate you! [08:26] Ruri     And I hate Yoshiko even more! [08:36] Sayaka     A-Are you okay? [08:39] Ruri     I'm trying my hardest... [08:41] Ruri     Onee-chan, do you think I'm a failure, too? [08:44] Sayaka     You're not a failure! [08:46] Sayaka     I'm sure you'll get over your idiocy! [08:49] Ruri     I love you, Onee-chan! [08:52] Sayaka     This girl is going to have a hard life. SIGN    side note: in fifth grade SIGN    Part 8 [09:04] Discipline     Class 1-2, Akutsu Akuru-kun. [09:07] Discipline     His grades are top-of-the-line. [09:10] Discipline     I-Is this love? [09:12] Discipline     But, but... I'm the disciplinary     committee president! [09:15] Discipline     And he brought a lascivious     magazine to school! [09:20] Discipline     I want to violate your regulations. [09:24] Discipline     No, don't violate my regulations! [09:27] Yoshiko     You! Boob President! [09:30] Discipline     You're that idiot from the other day! [09:31] Discipline     Don't call me rude names like that! [09:34] Akuru     What're you doing? [09:35] Yoshiko     Oh, A-kun! [09:37] Akuru     Huh? Aren't you the disciplinary     committee president? [09:42] Discipline     He remembers me! [09:44] Discipline     Wait, that's not something     to get elated about! [09:44] Yoshiko     She's a dubious boobius. [09:46] Discipline     Stupid, stupid me! [09:49] Akuru     Are you doing another bag check? [09:53] Discipline     That's right! [09:54] Discipline     Since you might have another     lascivious magazine on you! [09:57] Akuru     I told you, that was— [10:00] Akuru     Whatever. Search my bag, search my     clothes, search me however you'd like. [10:05] Discipline     H-However I'd like?! [10:10] Discipline     I can search him... I can pat down     Akutsu-kun's body all I want?! [10:18] Discipline     Thank God I'm the disciplinary     committee president! [10:21] Discipline     Th-Then let's get started. [10:24] Yoshiko     A-kun! Look out! Her eyes are lewd! [10:26] Yoshiko     Something's fishy! [10:27] Discipline     What? [10:28] Discipline     How could I ever be lewd? [10:30] Discipline     I am the disciplinary committee president! [10:33] Akuru     Your nose is bleeding. [10:35] Yoshiko     I knew it! She's after you, A-kun! [10:38] Discipline     This idiot is seriously in the way. [10:41] Discipline     Oh! Look there! A giant banana! [10:44] Yoshiko     What?! Where? Where?! [10:46] Discipline     Hi-ya! [10:49] Yoshiko     Not on me! Take this! [10:54] Discipline     I won't fall for the same move twice! [10:56] Yoshiko     Well, let's see about that. [11:01] Discipline     This girl... She's gotten... even better! [11:05] Yoshiko     She's gotten even bigger! [11:09] Discipline     She's good... [11:10] Discipline     But I can't lose this battle! [11:14] Discipline     You will not... [11:15] Discipline     ...get in the way... [11:18] Discipline     ...of this bag check! [11:25] Discipline     Now there's no one to get in my way. [11:28] Discipline     I'm searching every nook     and cranny of your person! [11:34] Discipline     Why'd you move out of the way?! [11:35] Akuru     Uh, well, you're kinda scaring me. [11:38] Discipline     Wh-What do you mean? [11:40] Discipline     I'm simply fulfilling my duty as     disciplinary committee president! [11:47] Discipline     Wh-What's wrong with you? [11:50] Discipline     Stay still! [12:00] Akuru     Hey. [12:03] Akuru     Hey, are you okay? [12:05] Discipline     Akutsu-kun? [12:07] Discipline     Huh? [12:08] Discipline     Huh?! [12:10] Discipline     Akutsu-kun's holding me?! [12:14] Discipline     Akutsu-kun's holding me! [12:19] Discipline     I'll be back. [12:22] Akuru     O-Okay... SIGN    Security in Senior Citizenship! Aho Girl! [12:25] Yoshiko     Next time: "Security in Senior     Citizenship! Aho Girl!" 3 - Security in Senior Citizenship! Aho Girl! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Part 9 [01:05] Sayaka     Pleased to meet you. [01:07] Yoshie     Yoshiko! Who's this person who     looks like a normal nice girl?! [01:12] Yoshiko     My friend Sayaka! [01:15] Yoshie     If you hang around with girls who are cuter     than you, they're gonna steal A-kun! [01:19] Yoshiko     I'm cuter than her. [01:21] Yoshie     No, no, no, no! [01:22] Yoshiko     No, no, no, no! [01:24] Yoshie     No, no, no, no! [01:25] Yoshiko     No, no, no, no! [01:26] Yoshiko     And this is my favorite banana stand! [01:29] Yoshie     Not good. [01:30] Yoshie     If A-kun and Yoshiko don't get hitched,     my retirement plan is ruined. [01:34] Yoshie     Keep your distance! [01:36] Yoshie     It's always the quiet ones acting mature     that end up the most cutthroat gold-diggers! [01:40] Akuru     I'm not sure that's true... [01:42] Yoshie     I know because I was one! [01:45] Akuru     Lady, what are you on about? [01:48] Sayaka     U-Um, I'm just a friend of A-kun-san's. [01:53] Sayaka     And I don't think I'm     ready for relationships. [01:59] Yoshie     Sluttiest line in the book. [02:01] Akuru     Seriously, what? [02:03] Yoshie     Prove that you're telling the truth. [02:07] Yoshie     Show me your panties! [02:09] Sayaka     Eek! [02:10] Sayaka     Wh-What are you doing? [02:11] Yoshie     You can tell a girl's true     colors from her panties! [02:15] Yoshie     If you're not wearing plain kiddy panties, [02:18] Yoshie     then you've got it in your head     that a man's gonna see them. [02:22] Yoshie     And that would prove that you want a man. [02:26] Yoshie     Which would mean you've got no reason not     to dig for A-kun and his future potential! [02:31] Sayaka     What? [02:31] Yoshiko     What you say?! [02:33] Yoshie     Now, show me your panties! [02:35] Yoshiko     Sayaka-chan! Show me! [02:37] Sayaka     W-Wait... [02:39] Yoshie     Now! [02:39] Sayaka     A-kun-san's right there! [02:40] Yoshiko     Yeah! [02:42] Yoshiko     Why'd you block me?! [02:43] Sayaka     Because that's normal! [02:46] Yoshie     And one! [02:47] Yoshie     And two! [02:49] Sayaka     Wh-What are these?! [02:51] Yoshie     This move was how I took my husband's     first time. There's no escape! [02:56] Akuru     Seriously, TMI. [02:58] Yoshie     Now, Yoshiko! Now's your chance! [03:00] Sayaka     P-Please no! [03:02] Yoshiko     Sayaka-chan... I want to believe in you. [03:05] Yoshiko     So please... [03:07] Yoshiko     Show me your panties! [03:09] Akuru     Will you cut it out?! [03:12] Yoshie     Stay out of this, A-kun! [03:14] Yoshiko     This is really important! [03:17] Akuru     Don't make me have to make you stop. [03:19] Sayaka     V-Violence is bad! [03:22] Sayaka     I'll show you my panties! [03:27] Sayaka     I-I'm ready. [03:29] Yoshie     You mean you're wearing panties     that you can show us?! [03:33] Yoshie     I-Impossible! A girl that pure     couldn't possibly exist! [03:37] Sayaka     Please! [03:39] Both     Th-These panties! [03:48] Yoshie     A-kun. [03:49] Akuru     Huh? [03:50] Yoshie     You can be friends with that girl. [03:52] Akuru     O-Okay... [03:54] Yoshiko     A-kun, A-kun. [03:55] Akuru     Huh? [03:56] Yoshiko     So, like, the cats were really— [03:58] ---     Yoshiko-chan! SIGN    My condolences... SIGN    Koizumi Park [04:03] Yoshiko     Hey, you guys! SIGN    Part 10 [04:05] Yoshiko     Come out to play! [04:07] Mamoru     Oh, it's Yoshiko. [04:09] Mamoru     Yoshiko, you need to study. [04:11] Masaru     You won't get a job. [04:13] Yoshiko     Oh? [04:14] Nozomi     Our parents said that it's really     hard unless you work really hard. [04:18] Yoshiko     I see... [04:20] Yoshiko     Then let's play! [04:22] Boys     In one ear and out the other! [04:23] Yoshiko     What should we play? [04:25] Yoshiko     Tag? [04:26] Masaru     W-Well... [04:28] Yoshiko     Wh-What was that sound?! [04:31] Mamoru     That was a dog barking! [04:36] Yoshiko     I-It's huge! [04:37] Yoshiko     Is that a bear?! [04:38] Mamoru     It's a dog! [04:40] Mamoru     It's after us! [04:44] Yoshiko     Calm down, you guys! [04:45] Yoshiko     You can ride a dog this big! [04:47] Mamoru     We're running for dear life, here! [04:49] Kids     Someone, save us! [04:54] Yoshiko     Caught you! [04:55] Boys     Yoshiko! [04:57] Boys     Yoshiko! [04:59] Nozomi     Yoshiko-oneechan! [05:01] Yoshiko     Ahahaha! His mouth stinks!     It stinks so bad! Ahahaha! [05:05] Boys     It's biting your head off! [05:07] Yoshiko     Oh, right! I was gonna ride him! [05:09] Yoshiko     Like this! [05:11] Yoshiko     And this! [05:13] Yoshiko     Voilà! [05:18] Yoshiko     You're good! But I'm not finished yet! [05:21] Boys     It's still after us! [05:25] Mamoru     Just give up on riding him! [05:26] Yoshiko     Listen to yourself! [05:28] Yoshiko     You'll end up another grown-up     resigned to defeat! [05:31] Yoshiko     Hold fast...to your dreams! [05:33] Masaru     I'll give you candy! [05:35] Yoshiko     Candy?! [05:36] Yoshiko     Okay, I give up! [05:37] Masaru     That was fast! [05:40] Boys     She stopped him?! [05:41] Yoshiko     Stop scaring the poor children! [05:44] Yoshiko     I won't allow it! [05:47] Masaru     Holy crap! [05:48] Mamoru     You can see her panties! [05:50] Yoshiko     What...do I do now? [05:53] Boys     Huh? [05:55] Boys     The scene's ruined! [06:00] Yoshiko     He's being obedient now! SIGN    Someone please take care of me. [06:02] Mamoru     Look, he's a stray dog. [06:04] Masaru     He's huge and kinda vicious. [06:08] Yoshiko     Would you like to come home with me? [06:10] Boys     Yoshiko! [06:11] Yoshiko     If you do... [06:12] Yoshiko     If you do... [06:14] Yoshiko     ...let me ride you. [06:16] Masaru     You still wanna ride him?! [06:18] Mamoru     You sure? He's absolutely ginormous! [06:20] Yoshiko     It's fine, it's fine! [06:22] Yoshiko     All right! Giddyup! [06:25] Yoshiko     Woo-hoo! Whee! [06:28] Boys     Sh-She's a free spirit. [06:30] Nozomi     Yoshiko-onee-chan's kinda amazing. SIGN    Part 11 SIGN    Can we keep him?! SIGN    Fruits SIGN    Vegetables SIGN    Bananas [06:38] Yoshiko     What on Earth?! [06:41] Sayaka     Wh-What is it, Yoshiko-chan? [06:44] Yoshiko     The bananas I just bought     are domestically grown! [06:47] Yoshiko     In this world where foreign imports     are the norm, a domestic challenger! [06:51] Yoshiko     This "Satou-san" from Wuttever     Village has got balls! [06:59] Yoshiko     Satou-san, you can take on the world. [07:05] Sayaka     I-Isn't that lovely? [07:07] Yoshiko     Yeah! So I need to deliver     my feelings to him directly! [07:11] Sayaka     Huh? [07:12] Yoshiko     I'm coming for you, Satou-san! [07:13] Sayaka     W-Wait! [07:16] Yoshiko     Sayaka-chan, where's Wuttever Village? SIGN    Train 3h 5m [07:21] Sayaka     Um...about three hours by train. [07:24] Sayaka     W-We just passed the station? [07:27] Sayaka     Wait, are we running all the way there?! [07:29] Yoshiko     Let's do it! [07:30] Sayaka     We'll die! [07:30] Yoshiko     We can do it! Do it! [07:32] Sayaka     No, we can't! [07:33] Sayaka     It's over 100 kilometers away! [07:35] Yoshiko     Never know til you try! [07:37] Sayaka     Can we at least do it by bicycle?! SIGN    Middleuv Nohware Station SIGN    Three Hours Later [07:43] Sayaka     P-Please... [07:46] Sayaka     Buy drinks...with this... [07:48] ---     Okay! [07:52] Yoshiko     What should I get? [07:54] Yoshiko     Oh? SIGN    Town Mascot Un'nyoro [08:00] Yoshiko     We're out of money. [08:02] Sayaka     What?! Yoshiko-chan?! [08:05] Yoshiko     Oh, I've got 1,000 yen! [08:08] Sayaka     Thank goodness. [08:12] Yoshiko     Oh? SIGN    Our town mascot, Un'nyoro, had kids!! SIGN    Town Mascot Un'nyoro's Kids [08:18] Yoshiko     He has a kid! [08:20] Yoshiko     But look! Aren't they adorable? [08:23] Sayaka     They're not not adorable,     but that's not the point! [08:27] Sayaka     The point is... [08:28] Sayaka     The point is... [08:30] Sayaka     Fine, I'll just run there! [08:36] Narrator     Sayaka ran, [08:38] Narrator     carried by her frustration. [08:41] Narrator     And she kept running... [08:44] Narrator     ...because it was easier than trying     to make Yoshiko understand. [08:48] Narrator     Until... [08:56] Girls     Satou-san! [09:00] Yoshiko     Your bananas have moved me to tears! [09:03] Yoshiko     I came here just to say that! [09:06] Satou     Y-You beat yourselves up     this bad just for that? [09:09] Yoshiko     Yeah! They were super yummy! [09:12] Satou     Thank you so much, girls. [09:15] Yoshiko     No, thank you, Satou-san!     For giving me a dream! [09:21] Yoshiko     All right, now let's go home. [09:26] Yoshiko     We're sprinting the whole way back! [09:28] Sayaka     Satou-san! [09:31] Sayaka     I humbly beg of you to lend     us the train fare home. [09:36] Narrator     For the first time in her life, [09:39] Narrator     she begged on all fours. SIGN    Part 12 [09:50] Yoshiko     You're just shy of hundreds on everything. [09:52] Yoshiko     Guess that makes you a clumsy     bumsy who can't finish the job! [09:59] Akuru     I'm going home. [10:01] Sayaka     I wonder if he's frustrated     about those tests. [10:04] Yoshiko     All right! Let's cheer A-kun up! [10:06] Yoshiko     With that thing that my mom does to my     dad at night to make him feel better! [10:12] Akuru     Huh? [10:16] Akuru     What the hell do you think you're doing?! [10:20] Yoshiko     From this moment on, you're my baby! [10:22] Yoshiko     Mommy's gonna spoil you all     night until you feel better! [10:26] Yoshiko     Okay? [10:29] Yoshiko     Looksies here, A-kun! It's Mommy! Peeka-boo! [10:32] Akuru     Shut up, you idiot! [10:34] Akuru     Get these cuffs off me! Where's the key?! [10:36] Yoshiko     Oh, my, are you hungry? [10:39] Akuru     Hell no! [10:40] Yoshiko     It's okay! Babies need their milksies! [10:44] Yoshiko     C'mere and get some love! [10:47] Yoshiko     Here! Come on! [10:48] Akuru     Stuff it! Go away! [10:49] Yoshiko     Being spoiled is a baby's job— [10:52] Akuru     I'm a troubled teen! [10:56] Yoshiko     Just kidding! [10:57] Yoshiko     You didn't hit me as hard     as you usually doesies! [10:59] Akuru     Wha— [11:00] Yoshiko     Come now, latch on to mommy as     long and hard as you want, baby! [11:04] Yoshiko     Say aah! [11:05] Yoshiko     Stop moving so muchsies, that tickles! [11:09] Yoshiko     Come on, come on, come on, come on! [11:12] Akuru     Just kill me now. [11:13] Yoshiko     I want this image of maternal love     to be remembered for eternity! [11:19] Yoshiko     Yay! [11:21] Akuru     N-No, don't! SIGN    Sending [11:22] Yoshiko     Sending it to Sayaka-chan! SIGN    Message sent! [11:25] Yoshiko     Phew. [11:26] Yoshiko     So, baby, are you feeling better? [11:29] Akuru     Ahahaha. Aha. Uh-huh. Thanks     to you, I'm back on my feet. [11:35] Yoshiko     Really?! [11:36] Akuru     Because I'm going to kill you! [11:42] Akuru     Eat this! [11:52] Yoshiko     You're back in the groove. I'm glad. [11:57] Akuru     You idiot. I-I don't care. [12:00] Yoshiko     The key for the handcuffs... [12:02] Yoshiko     ...is inside my skirt... [12:10] Ruri     Onii-chan, can you help     me with my homework— [12:15] Akuru     N-No, it's not— [12:16] Ruri     Onii-chan, you pervert! [12:19] Akuru     It's not what it looks like! SIGN    My condolences... SIGN    Charge! Aho Girl [12:25] Yoshiko     Next time: Charge! Aho Girl! 4 - Charge! Aho Girl! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Ryuuichi     I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.     I'm one of Sis's soldiers. [00:03] Ryuuichi     I won't let anyone get away     with insulting Sis or me. [00:05] Sign     You're working under     Yoshiko the Idiot? [00:05] Sign     Yeah, you're     an idiot, too. SIGN    All right! Two-on-one     against A-kun! [01:12] Ryuuichi     You're good, bastard. [01:15] Yoshiko     Oh! It's heating up in here! [01:19] Yoshiko     Speaking of heating up... [01:22] Yoshiko     It's getting steamy on my soap today,     but I forgot to set a recording for it! [01:26] Yoshiko     I'mma go home and watch! [01:28] Akuru     Get back here, you idiot! [01:30] Ryuuichi     I won't let you interfere with Sis— [01:32] Akuru     Shut up! [01:37] Ryuuichi     Nice punch, bro. [01:40] Ryuuichi     Y-You know, I wouldn't mind [01:42] Ryuuichi     being friends with a guy like you. [01:47] Akuku     No thanks. [01:48] [SONG] Sign     To Be Continued! SIGN    Pachi Ranger Show SIGN    Part 13 [01:51] Yoshiko     All right, kids! [01:53] Yoshiko     Are you ready to welcome the Pachi Rangers?! [01:57] Mamoru     She said she'd take us somewhere cool... [01:59] Masaru     But the hero show at     the department store?! [02:03] Mom     Aren't they adorable? [02:04] Boys     Crap. It's embarrassing just to watch. [02:07] Yoshiko     Now, you, too! [02:09] Nozomi     Huh? Me, too? [02:10] Mamoru     D-Don't, Nozomi! [02:12] Yoshiko     You gotta enjoy everything as much     as you can! You only live once! [02:17] Nozomi     Right! Okay, Yoshiko-oneechan! [02:20] Masaru     Wait, Nozomi! [02:21] Masaru     Don't be like Yoshiko!     It'll ruin you as a human being! [02:24] Yoshiko     She'll be fine! [02:25] Mamoru     No, she won't! [02:26] Masaru     So don't! SIGN    Pachi Ranger Show [02:31] Monster     This venue now belongs to us! [02:34] Monster     Now, which of you should I take hostage? [02:38] Yoshiko     What?! [02:39] Yoshiko     You'd never pick me! You wouldn't, right?! [02:41] Monster     Huh? Yeah, uh, no, not you. [02:43] Yoshiko     You serious?! [02:45] Monster     All right! [02:47] Monster     I choose this girl! [02:49] Nozomi     Yoshiko-oneechan! [02:51] Yoshiko     Nozomi-chan! [02:52] Yoshiko     Damn you! Pachi Rangers, come quick! [02:56] Monster     How do you feel now? Scared? [03:00] Yoshiko     Wh-Where are they? Why aren't they here yet?! [03:03] Mamoru     Hey, they've got a script to follow... [03:05] Yoshiko     Am... [03:06] Yoshiko     Am I gonna have to fight you?! [03:09] Mamoru     Wait! [03:09] Masaru     Yoshiko, it's just a show! [03:11] Yoshiko     Show or not, Nozomi-chan's tears are real! [03:15] Yoshiko     So I have to save her, and now! [03:19] Monster     What? [03:20] Yoshiko     As her friend... [03:21] Yoshiko     and her hero! [03:22] Nozomi     Yoshiko-oneechan! [03:25] Yoshiko     Transform! [03:26] Mamoru     You're just having your own fun! [03:28] Masaru     Crap! If Yoshiko saves Nozomi here, she'll     get even more attached to Yoshiko, and... [03:36] Mamoru     We have to do this! [03:37] Masaru     To defend our friend's future! [03:39] Yoshiko     Oh, you guys! [03:41] Yoshiko     If you're gonna fight, wear these! [03:42] Yoshiko     Transform! [03:43] Yoshiko     We're the Super Pachi Rangers! [03:56] Mamoru     M-Monster! Don't let Yoshiko take you down! [03:59] Masaru     Go down with this! [04:01] Monster     Huh? [04:02] Mamoru     Don't think, just go down! [04:04] Masaru     Our friend's future is at stake here! [04:06] Monster     Wha... Huh? [04:07] Nozomi     Save me! [04:09] Yoshiko     I'll deal the final blow! [04:10] Mamoru     Stop it, you idiot! [04:12] Masaru     We're begging you! Take a hint! [04:15] Monster     Um... Er... [04:19] Monster     Ah! You got me! [04:21] Boys     Yes! [04:27] Nozomi     I was so scared! [04:29] Mamoru     We're the ones who beat him! [04:30] Masaru     Yoshiko's just some idiot! [04:34] Nozomi     Thank you... [04:37] Nozomi     Yoshiko-oneechan! [04:39] Yoshiko     Just doing my job. [04:40] Boys     Seriously?! [04:42] Narration     Keep doing your best to defend     the girl's future, boys! [04:51] Ryuuichi     I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.     I'm one of Sis's soldiers. [04:54] Ryuuichi     To try to make friends     with this "A-kun" guy, [04:57] Ryuuichi     I'm going through Sis's tough training. [04:59] Yoshiko     What is your one true joy?! [05:01] Ryuuichi     To serve at Akutsu-sama's feet! [05:03] Yoshiko     What are you?! [05:04] Ryuuichi     Akutsu-sama's faithful dog! [05:07] Yoshiko     Yes! Perfect! [05:09] Ryuuichi     Thank you, Sis! [05:11] [SONG] Sign     To Be Continued! SIGN    Counseling SIGN    Part 14 [05:20] Teacher     Hanabatake-san, what don't you understand? [05:23] Yoshiko     How bananas can be this delicious. [05:25] Teacher     I'm asking about school! [05:27] Yoshiko     Why teachers keep trying to teach me? [05:30] Teacher     Because you're an idiot! [05:33] Akuru     Sensei, are you okay? [05:34] Teacher     I-I've got this, Akutsu-kun. [05:37] Teacher     Since you're having trouble     holding a conversation, [05:39] Teacher     we'll start with studying     language arts, Hanabatake-san. [05:42] Yoshiko     Can I have a banana? [05:43] Teacher     I just gave you one! [05:44] Yoshiko     I already finished it! [05:47] Yoshiko     If I can't have one, I'm going home to play! [05:48] Teacher     I-I'll go buy one. [05:50] Akuru     Please... Hang in there. [05:54] Yoshiko     "Yasuko and Takashi went     their separate ways." [05:57] Yoshiko     "They live their lives as best they can and     spend their nights holding back their tears." [06:01] Teacher     Now, how does Yasuko feel? [06:03] Yoshiko     Ask Yasuko if you wanna know! [06:06] Yoshiko     I'm Yoshiko! [06:07] Teacher     Read the story and figure it out! [06:09] Teacher     The answer is "lonely"! [06:11] Yoshiko     Yasuko isn't that simple a woman! [06:14] Yoshiko     Yasuko truly cares for Takeshi! [06:16] Teacher     It's "Takashi"! [06:17] Yoshiko     You don't understand a thing. [06:20] Yoshiko     Have you ever been in love, Sensei? [06:23] Teacher     Ba-dum... [06:24] Yoshiko     S-So what if I haven't? [06:26] Yoshiko     A 28-year-old female teacher     who's never been in love, eh? [06:30] Teacher     So what? [06:32] Yoshiko     If you think you can understand someone's     feelings, then tell me what I feel right now. [06:38] Teacher     I-I want to eat another banana? [06:41] Yoshiko     Wrong! [06:42] Yoshiko     Actually, I ate so much, I'm about to hurl! [06:45] Teacher     How am I supposed to know that?! [06:46] Yoshiko     Exactly! [06:47] Yoshiko     You don't even know how I feel,     and I'm right in front of you! [06:49] Yoshiko     How can you know how Yasuko feels? [06:53] Yoshiko     I'm a girl deep in love, but Yasuko's     feelings are too complex even for me! [06:57] Teacher     So you don't know, either! [06:59] Yoshiko     Exactly. [07:00] Yoshiko     But you see... [07:03] Yoshiko     I know that I don't know! [07:08] Teacher     I-I... I... [07:11] Akuru     T-Take it easy, Sensei. [07:13] Yoshiko     When one knows that one does not     know, only then can one learn. [07:17] Teacher     That's... [07:18] Yoshiko     How a girl feels when she's in love... [07:20] Yoshiko     How a girl feels when she's     eaten too many bananas... [07:23] Yoshiko     You don't know anything, Sensei! [07:27] Yoshiko     Feeling like you know something by     getting answers from a textbook... [07:30] Yoshiko     Is that what you call education?! [07:34] Teacher     Ka-boom! [07:36] Yoshiko     That is why I play all day, every day— [07:39] Yoshiko     Ooh, a banana! [07:40] Teacher     I... I didn't know anything... [07:42] Yoshiko     Mmm, yummy! [07:44] Akuru     No, Sensei! Don't let Yoshiko     get into your head! [07:47] Teacher     Akutsu-kun... [07:49] Teacher     Teach me... [07:50] Teacher     Teach me what love is! [07:51] Akuru     What are you saying?! [07:52] Teacher     You don't like older women?! [07:54] Akuru     Seriously, what are you saying?! [07:55] Teacher     I mean, I'm a teacher, but I     don't know anything! So please! [08:00] Akuru     Don't take anything that     idiot says seriously! [08:02] Teacher     I've never been in love before! How could     I ever understand how Yasuko feels?! [08:06] Akuru     Enough! Open your eyes! [08:14] Akuru     I'm counting on you, Sensei! [08:16] Akuru     If you give up, no one will     ever teach Yoshiko anything! [08:20] Akuru     I-I'm counting on you... SIGN    Aho Girl [08:26] Ryuuichi     I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.     I'm one of Sis's soldiers. [08:29] Ryuuichi     At last, it's time for the final battle. [08:33] Ryuuichi     I'm begging you! I'll do anything! [08:37] Akuru     What do you want? [08:39] Ryuuichi     I exist solely to love and     serve my venerable master! [08:42] Ryuuichi     Please... [08:43] Ryuuichi     Please! [08:47] Akuru     Okay, fine. [08:51] Akuru     If you want to serve me that     badly, I'll use you like a tool. [08:55] Akuru     So serve me well. [08:57] Ryuuichi     With my gratitude and utmost pleasure! [08:59] Yoshiko     You did it! Now you're A-kun's dog! [09:02] Ryuuichi     Yes! [09:03] Ryuuichi     Huh? [09:05] Ryuuichi     I wanted to be his friend! [09:08] Yoshiko     Is that right? SIGN    The End SIGN    Class 1-2 SIGN    Part 15 [09:14] Yoshiko     It's A-kun's birthday tomorrow! [09:16] Sayaka     Oh, really? [09:18] Yoshiko     So let's break into A-kun's room tonight! [09:22] Sayaka     Sure, let's— [09:23] Sayaka     Huh? [09:24] Yoshiko     And we'll figure out what A-kun wants there! [09:28] Sayaka     B-But he'll be really mad if he finds out. [09:31] Yoshiko     Don't worry! I'm used to it! [09:32] Sayaka     But I'm not! [09:33] President     I heard that. [09:35] Yoshiko     You... [09:37] Yoshiko     Boob President! [09:39] President     Y-You're taking me with you. [09:41] President     I want to sneak into Akutsu-kun's room— [09:44] President     I mean, I want to give     Akutsu-kun a present, too! [09:46] Yoshiko     Then answer me this. [09:48] Yoshiko     Are your feelings as huge as your boobs? [09:52] President     Y-Yes, they are! [09:54] Yoshiko     Damn, they're huge! [09:55] Yoshiko     Okay! It'll be the three of us! [09:58] Sayaka     Do I have to go, too? [10:02] Yoshiko     Jump. [10:04] President     Jump. SIGN    Don't come in here! [10:21] Yoshiko     Sleeping like a baby. [10:22] President     His sleeping face... So cute! [10:25] Yoshiko     Boo! [10:29] President     What do you think you're doing, you idiot?! [10:37] President     Damn that idiot... [10:41] President     J-Just one picture of him sleeping... [10:48] President     I-I'm so sorry... [10:50] Yoshiko     I found A-kun's boxers! [10:53] President     What?! [10:54] Yoshiko     Sniff, sniff. [10:57] President     What are you doing?! [10:58] Sayaka     K-Keep it down! If we're too loud— [11:01] President     I'm confiscating those as     disciplinary committee president! [11:03] Yoshiko     Hahaha! You can't have 'em! [11:05] President     Hand them over! [11:07] Ruri     Onii-chan, keep it dow— [11:12] Yoshiko     Let me out... [11:18] Sayaka     Hurry up and do what you came to do! [11:21] President     Yes. [11:23] Sayaka     What are you doing?! [11:25] Yoshiko     I'm kinda sleepy. [11:27] President     W-Well, I'm sleepy, too! [11:30] Yoshiko     No room for you, Boob President! [11:33] President     There's no room for you! [11:35] Sayaka     U-Um... [11:36] Yoshiko     Now then, A-kun, have a goodnight kiss! [11:40] President     Whoa! Don't you dare! [11:44] Yoshiko     Nah, I'm sleepy. [11:53] Akuru     Hey, blockheads... [11:55] Akuru     What the hell are you thinking? [11:57] President     Well, um... [11:59] Sayaka     You can say that again! [12:03] Sayaka     We came here to think about     what you'd want for a present, [12:06] Sayaka     but Yoshiko-chan and the     president went way too far. [12:09] Sayaka     Please... Just please... [12:13] Sayaka     What are you thinking?! [12:21] OTP     I-I'm sorry. SIGN    Summertime! Aho Girl [12:25] Yoshiko     Next time: "Summertime! Aho Girl!" 5 - Summertime! Aho Girl! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Class 1-2 [00:07] Girl     Doing anything this summer vacation? [00:09] Boy     Gotta hit the beach, right? [00:12] Yoshiko     Starting tomorrow... [00:14] Yoshiko     It's summer vacation! [00:16] Yoshiko     I can't wait for summer vacation! [00:19] Yoshiko     I so, so, so can't wait! [00:21] Sayaka     I can't wait, either. [00:23] Yoshiko     A-kun, you can't wait, either, right?! [00:26] Akuru     I can. [00:27] Yoshiko     What should we do?! [00:30] Akuru     Study all day long. [00:33] Yoshiko     Are you an idiot?! SIGN    Summer Vacation SIGN    Part 16 [01:39] Yoshiko     A-kun! It's morning! [01:42] Yoshiko     Let's play! [01:44] Yoshiko     Here's your good morning... [01:45] Yoshiko     kiss! [01:52] Ruri     Yoshiko! Keep it down! [01:54] Ruri     It's 6 AM! [01:55] Akuru     S-Sorry, Ruri. [01:59] Yoshiko     Perfect timing! Ruri-chan, let's go see     Summer Vacation! Prechure Festival! [02:05] Ruri     Summer Vacation! Prechure     Festival?! The movie?! [02:09] Akuru     Idiot. Ruri wouldn't want     to see some kiddie anime. [02:14] Ruri     R-Right. I wouldn't. [02:17] Ruri     P-Prechure's... for... [02:20] Akuru     All right! We're all gonna see Prechure! [02:23] ---     Yeah! [02:24] Yoshi-kuru     Prechure! Prechure! [02:38] Akuru     You'd better not make a sound. [02:39] Yoshiko     I know! [02:48] Prechure-A     Your evil deeds will not go unpunished! [02:51] Yoshiko     You can do it, Prechure— [03:02] Prechure-A     I can't find a way to win. [03:04] Akuru     It's better than I thought it would be. [03:06] Prechure-A     O-Oh, no! [03:09] Prechure-A     I won't make it! [03:17] Akuru     Damn it. [03:22] Akuru     Now I can watch in peace. [03:24] Ruri     Prechure! You can do it! [03:27] Ruri     Prechure! [03:27] Akuru     Damn it, Yoshiko... [03:29] Ruri     You can do it! We know you can! [03:31] Akuru     Will you shut... [03:36] Akuru     I... [03:38] Akuru     Er... [03:39] Akuru     S-Sorry! [03:40] Akuru     Wrong person! [03:41] Akuru     Please, don't cry! [03:51] Yoshiko     Ruri-chan! [03:53] Yoshiko     Be strong like Prechure! [03:56] Ruri     Yoshiko... [04:00] Yoshiko     Oh, hey, Prechure's losing. [04:03] Yoshiko     Oh, no! Prechure's in real trouble! [04:06] Ruri     Yoshiko, you idiot! [04:07] Akuru     H-Hey! [04:09] Lady     I-Is she okay? [04:11] Akuru     She's fine! I'll take care of her! [04:13] Yoshiko     She isn't fine! [04:15] Akuru     Shut up! [04:17] Yoshiko     She's screwed! It's all over! [04:21] Girl     Mommy, I can't see. [04:23] Attendant     Excuse me, girls, but you're     disturbing the other viewers... [04:27] Prechure-B     Leave this to me! Go! [04:29] Monster     Muahaha! This is the end, Prechure! [04:32] Yoshiko     Don't die, Prechure! [04:37] Akuru     Sorry, Ruri! [04:40] Yoshiko     Pre— [04:41] Akuru     Shut up, woman! [04:45] Akuru     Sorry for the disturbance! [04:58] Ruri     Huh? Wasn't I at the movies— [05:03] Akuru     You must have dozed off and had a dream. [05:05] Akuru     You spent all day doing     your summer homework. [05:09] Ruri     Huh? [05:11] Ruri     You're right! It's all done! SIGN    Your Friend for the Summer [05:14] Akuru     Good job, Ruri. [05:15] Ruri     Thanks! [05:17] [SONG] Sign     Like it never happened [05:22] Yoshiko     Where am I?! [05:23] Yoshiko     I was at the movies, but now I'm at home! [05:25] Yoshiko     It couldn't be! [05:26] Yoshiko     Have... Have I learned Teleport?! SIGN    Part 17 [05:36] Yoshiko     A-kun! Let's hit the beach! [05:39] Sayaka     Yes, let's go! [05:43] Akuru     Huh? [05:44] Yoshiko     You know the raffle at     the shopping district? [05:46] Yoshiko     I won it. SIGN    Congratulations     You've won a two-day, one-night     trip to Atsukawa Hot Springs [05:48] Yoshiko     Free two-day, one-night trip! [05:50] Girls     Yay! [05:52] President     Hold it right there! [05:54] Yoshiko     Who's there?! [05:56] President     High school boys and girls     staying overnight on the beach? [05:58] President     The laws of morality may be violated... [06:02] President     This won't do unless I, the disciplinary     committee president, accompany you! [06:06] Yoshiko     Wh-What?! [06:09] Yoshiko     Then do you wanna come, too? [06:10] President     Yes, I'm in! [06:11] Akuru     So you're going? [06:13] Ryuuichi     U-Um... [06:15] Ryuuichi     Can I come, too? [06:16] Yoshiko     Ryuuichi-kun! Sure! Let's go! [06:19] Akuru     Okay, what are you people doing here? [06:24] Ryuuichi     I wanted to play with you, but I     didn't know how to ask you, so... [06:28] Akuru     Creepy. [06:29] President     I-I was observing you to see that you     didn't do anything morally wrong. [06:33] President     For the last three hours! [06:35] Akuru     Cut it out. Seriously. [06:38] Yoshiko     All right! Now let's go buy swimsuits! [06:46] Akuru     Why did I have to come? [06:48] Yoshiko     A-kun! A-kun! [06:49] Yoshiko     What do you think of this one? [06:51] Akuru     Don't care. [06:52] President     You prefer something more     refined, don't you? [06:54] Akuru     Really don't care. [06:56] Ryuuichi     How about we get matching swimsuits? [06:58] Akuru     Hell no. [07:00] Akuru     In the first place, I'm not going. [07:04] Yoshiko     Oh, you joker. [07:05] President     I-If you aren't going, why am I? [07:09] Akuru     Make sure this delinquent     doesn't do anything immoral. [07:12] President     Why the heck would I do that?! [07:14] Akuru     Aren't you supposed to protect morality? [07:15] Sayaka     Y-You really aren't coming? [07:18] Akuru     Yeah. [07:18] Sayaka     But everyone here wants     to be friends with you! [07:22] Akuru     No, like, I'm good with you. [07:25] Akuru     But these weirdos? No, thanks. [07:28] Sayaka     Well, yes, they are a bit strange, but... [07:30] Weirdos     Hey! [07:31] Sayaka     But on that topic, you're also     very strange, A-kun-san! [07:35] Akuru     What?! [07:36] Sayaka     I mean, you're prejudiced and stubborn     and don't even try to make friends! [07:40] Akuru     Because everyone around me is a weirdo! [07:42] Sayaka     Birds of a feather flock together! [07:44] Akuru     Th-They're flocking to Yoshiko, right?! [07:47] Sayaka     Yoshiko-chan is drawn to you     because you're so weird! [07:51] Akuru     D'oh! [07:54] Yoshiko     Yeah, A-kun can be kinda weird. [07:57] Akuru     This woman... [07:59] Akuru     But by that logic, you're weird, too! [08:03] Sayaka     I might be, but if that's true... [08:06] Sayaka     Will you not be my friend anymore? [08:14] Sayaka     I-If you aren't, then you won't have     any friends other than Yoshiko-chan. [08:20] Akuru     Gah! [08:21] Sayaka     And if you don't like me anymore,     then I can't help you... [08:28] Sayaka     You can only live with Yoshiko-chan     for the rest of your life... [08:31] Akuru     O-Okay! [08:32] Akuru     Please let me go to the beach with you. [08:36] Ryuuichi     Sis Sayaka, you're awesome! [08:38] President     Good job! [08:40] Yoshiko     You did it! [08:42] Ryuuichi     Let's make it a trip to remember! [08:44] Yoshiko     Yeah! So... [08:46] Everyone     Let's all wear matching swimsuits! [08:48] Akuru     No, thanks. SIGN    Koudan Station SIGN    Part 18 SIGN    Giddy Giddy SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump [09:04] President     A trip with Akutsu-kun... [09:12] President     I-I... Akutsu-kun, I've always— [09:17] Akuru     I don't want to hear it. [09:18] President     Huh? [09:19] Akuru     If you keep talking, [09:21] Akuru     I won't be able to kiss you. [09:24] President     Ohmigod! [09:27] Yoshie     You look pretty happy. [09:31] President     Wh-Who are you?! [09:33] Yoshiko     This is my mom! [09:35] Ryuuichi     Sis's mom? [09:38] Yoshie     My daughter said you'd be     going on a trip together. [09:41] Yoshie     Oh, my. I smell a thieving little     homewrecker trying to seduce our A-kun. [09:47] President     I-I would never do that! [09:49] Yoshie     Oh, really? Then you're okay. [09:51] President     Of course not! [09:55] Yoshie     You think you can fool me, you sow?! [09:58] President     Who're you calling a sow?! [10:00] Yoshie     You're not going to the beach! [10:03] President     Hey! What are you doing with that?! [10:05] Yoshie     What, you ask? [10:10] Yoshie     I'm drawing nipples on it! [10:11] President     No! [10:14] President     H-How dare you?! [10:15] Ryuuichi     She's evil... [10:17] Yoshie     You can't go to the beach     with this swimsuit! [10:21] President     I'm going! [10:22] Yoshie     Wearing this? [10:24] Yoshie     You shameful girl! [10:25] Yoshiko     I'll wear one, too! It's not shameful now! [10:28] Yoshie     What?! Yoshiko! [10:29] President     I'll wear a shirt over it! [10:32] Yoshiko     Oh, I see! [10:33] Yoshie     In that case... [10:35] Yoshie     I'll cut the nipples out of it! [10:41] Ryuuichi     Cut it out! [10:43] Yoshie     Wha— [10:44] Yoshie     Help! It's a groper! [10:47] ---     Hey! [10:47] Yoshiko     Ryuuichi-kun's into older women! [10:50] Ryuuichi     No, I'm not! [10:51] Ryuuichi     That's not enough to make me let go! [10:53] Ryuuichi     I won't let some old hag     mess up our fun trip! [10:57] Yoshie     An old hag, you said? [10:58] Ryuuichi     Huh? [11:00] Yoshie     You... little... whippersnapper! [11:07] Ryuuichi     Sh-She's strong. [11:08] Yoshie     I've fought a million more cat     fights than you little snots! [11:15] Yoshie     No one gets A-kun but me! [11:18] President     No! [11:21] Akuru     What do you think you're doing? [11:22] Yoshie     Wha— [11:23] Weirdos     Akutsu-kun! [11:24] Yoshie     I-It's not what it looks like! [11:26] Yoshie     It's for my retirement—     I mean, It's for your sake, A-kun! [11:31] Yoshie     B-But... [11:33] Yoshie     That sow wanted to steal you! [11:36] President     Hey! [11:37] Akuru     You're nearly forty! [11:38] Akuru     You should really cool it a little. [11:43] Akuru     So what's the decision? [11:44] Akuru     Do you swear never to do     anything like this again? [11:46] Akuru     Or do you want to feel more pain? [11:48] Yoshie     I take neither! [11:51] Yoshie     Take this! [11:54] Akuru     It's still body-temperature! [11:58] Akuru     Huh?! Crap! [11:59] Yoshie     How weak! [12:01] Yoshie     I won't let that sow have her way! [12:04] Yoshie     Don't think this ends here! [12:11] Akuru     She's too resilient. [12:13] Yoshiko     See you when we get back! [12:18] Sayaka     Can I come out now? [12:21] [SONG] Sign     To Be Continued!! SIGN    A Hot Summer! Aho Girl [12:25] Yoshiko     Next time: "A Hot Summer! Aho Girl!" 6 - A Hot Summer! Aho Girl Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Summer Vacation SIGN    Summer Vacation SIGN    Summer Vacation SIGN    Happiness is a banana!     Aho Girl SIGN    Happiness is a banana!     Aho Girl SIGN    Part 19 [01:08] Yoshiko     It's the beach! [01:10] Sayaka     Yeah! [01:11] Yoshiko     It's the beach! It's the     beach! It's the beach! [01:13] Yoshiko     Woohoo! [01:14] Akuru     She's more suffocating than the heat. [01:18] Yoshiko     Let's start by... [01:19] Yoshiko     cracking open a watermelon! [01:21] Sayaka     Sounds like fun! [01:22] Yoshiko     Hi-yah! [01:23] Yoshiko     Done! [01:25] Sayaka     You cracked it, but... [01:27] President     What an idiot. [01:28] President     I came to the beach to get     closer to Akutsu-kun. [01:32] President     Hey, Akutsu-kun. [01:34] President     Would you care to... [01:36] President     go for a swim together? [01:38] Yoshiko     Why, you! Trying to show off that     giant rack to A-kun, are you?! [01:41] President     Wha— [01:42] President     I-I had no intention of     showing off anything! [01:45] President     B-But... well... [01:47] President     Akutsu-kun is a boy, after all. [01:49] President     He might want to have a close look. [01:51] Akuru     No, thanks. [01:53] President     W-Well, I won't get angry over     a little peek, you know! [01:55] Akuru     Not interested. [01:56] President     Look at them! [01:57] Akuru     Chill, perv girl! [01:58] Yoshiko     I knew it! You do want to show them off! [02:01] Sayaka     Th-That's not a good thing to do, I think. [02:04] Yoshiko     Punishment time! [02:06] ---     H-Hey... [02:09] President     Akutsu-kun, help! [02:11] President     H-He's enjoying the beach?! [02:14] Yoshiko     Now's my chance! Take this! [02:16] President     O-Oh, no! [02:19] Yoshiko     I've done it. [02:21] Yoshiko     I've flattened her boobs     beneath the weight of sand! [02:24] Sayaka     That's an accomplishment?! [02:26] President     This is nothing to me! [02:28] Yoshiko     Seriously?! [02:29] Yoshiko     I-In that case... [02:31] Sayaka     Huh? [02:32] Yoshiko     Sayaka-chan gets this! [02:34] Yoshiko     Now you have the flattest chest     out of all of us, Boob President! [02:39] Yoshiko     Sayaka-chan's got the biggest! [02:40] Sayaka     I wonder why I'm crying... [02:43] Yoshiko     You're that happy? [02:44] President     You are an idiot. [02:45] Yoshiko     Say what?! [02:46] Yoshiko     You mean this isn't working, either?! [02:48] President     Obviously! [02:49] President     Now get me out of here. [02:51] Yoshiko     I see... [02:52] Yoshiko     I never thought I would have to do this. [02:58] President     Wait! Not that! [02:59] President     Hey, y-you can't do that! Right? Right?! [03:02] Yoshiko     I didn't want to have to do this! [03:04] Yoshiko     But it's too late now! [03:07] President     F-Fine! I was wrong! [03:10] President     I-I'm truly sorry for having inconvenienced     you with my oversized breasts. [03:15] Yoshiko     Quit bragging! [03:16] President     What do you want me to do?! [03:18] Yoshiko     Now I'll just have to... [03:19] Yoshiko     pile, pile, and pile on some more! [03:22] President     No! Stop! No more! [03:34] Yoshiko     Victory is ours! [03:36] President     No! [03:38] President     No! Take it down! Please! [03:38] Yoshiko     Yes! Victory! [03:39] Akuru     Shut up... [03:41] Akuru     How am I supposed to study like this?! [03:44] President     A-Akutsu-kun! [03:47] President     Don't look at me right now! [03:51] Akuru     I'll take it down. [03:52] President     N-No! You can't touch that! [03:56] President     From my point of view, it's like it's     protruding from my nether regions! [03:59] President     If you were to touch it... [04:02] President     If you touch it... [04:03] Akuru     I see. [04:04] Akuru     There. [04:06] President     No! [04:12] Yoshie     If memory serves... [04:14] Yoshie     It should be one of these inns. [04:16] Ryuuichi     Stop right there. [04:18] Ryuuichi     I won't let you ruin [04:20] Ryuuichi     our summer vacation! [04:22] Yoshie     You little whippersnapper! SIGN    Part 20 SIGN    Ladies [04:33] Yoshiko     I'm in Heaven. [04:35] Sayaka     It's very nice. [04:36] Yoshiko     This is Paradise. [04:39] President     Like some old man. [04:41] Yoshiko     A-kun, wanna come over to the ladies' bath? [04:43] Akuru     Hell no, you idiot! [04:45] Yoshiko     Oh, come on! We used to bathe     together all the time. [04:48] Yoshiko     No need to be so shy! [04:49] President     Together?! [04:50] Yoshiko     It was so cute. I mean A-kun's... [04:53] Yoshiko     weewee! [04:54] Akuru     I'm gonna kill you! [04:55] Yoshiko     It was, like, this tiny! [04:57] President     I-It's... that small? [05:03] President     I-I'm not interested! Why     would I be interested in that? [05:06] Yoshiko     Boob President, you're that curious? [05:09] YoshikO     Then let's go peeping! [05:11] President     Wh-What are you saying?! [05:12] Yoshiko     If you like cute things, it's worth a peek! [05:14] President     That's not the issue here! [05:16] President     And anyway, it's most     likely not cute anymore! [05:19] Yoshiko     What?! How would you know?! [05:20] President     C-Common sense. [05:22] Yoshiko     How isn't it cute anymore?! [05:24] President     Why do I have to explain?! [05:25] Yoshiko     I'll just have to see it for myself! [05:27] President     No fair! [05:28] President     I mean, no! [05:30] President     I-It's bigger now. [05:32] Yoshiko     Huh? [05:33] President     It's so much bigger now, it'll shock you! [05:35] Yoshiko     What?! [05:36] President     The tip also changes shape     as the body matures! [05:39] Yoshiko     This sounds cool as heck! [05:40] Yoshiko     Now I gotta see it! I'm gonna peep! [05:43] Yoshiko     I said, you can't! [05:44] President     If Akutsu-kun's m-member     is smaller than average, [05:48] President     and he's insecure about it... [05:50] President     He'll be deeply hurt by you seeing it! [05:54] Yoshiko     Seriously?! [05:54] President     They say the more perfect the man, the deeper     his insecurity when it comes to this topic! [05:59] Yoshiko     Dang, you know a lot! [06:00] Yoshiko     But if that is the case,     then I absolutely must see it! [06:03] President     No! You can't— [06:06] Yoshiko     I must hold him and reassure him     that I will love him regardless. [06:12] Yoshiko     And so our love will deepen! [06:13] President     Wha?! [06:14] Yoshiko     I'm coming for you, [06:15] Yoshiko     A-kun! [06:17] President     Stop right there! [06:18] President     In the first place, his     might not be that small! [06:21] Yoshiko     If that's the case, [06:23] Yoshiko     then I'll just get whacked     on the head again. [06:25] Yoshiko     Knowing that A-kun may be suffering is     more painful than a whack on the head. [06:30] Yoshiko     Now, let go of me! I'm going! [06:33] President     I know. [06:34] President     There's a 99% chance that this     idiot will be whacked into orbit. [06:37] President     But if that 1% miracle happens... [06:42] Akuru     You're my number one girl. [06:44] President     No! [06:46] President     I'm going, too! [06:48] Yoshiko     What?! [06:48] Yoshiko     He might whack you on the head! [06:50] Yoshiko     Why do you insist?! [06:52] President     B-Because... [06:53] President     I'm disciplinary committee president! [06:54] Yoshiko     Being disciplinary committee     president's a lot of work! [06:57] Yoshiko     Then let us go together. [06:59] President     Yes. For Akutsu-kun's sake! [07:01] President     Akutsu-kun! [07:01] Yoshiko     A-kun! [07:07] Akuru     And what the heck are you thinking? [07:09] President     I-It's not what you think! [07:11] President     I'm not doing this for any weird reasons! [07:12] President     I'm doing this purely out of     concern for your well-being! [07:15] President     Not for any weird reasons! [07:17] Akuru     I understand. [07:18] Akuru     That's enough. [07:19] President     You understand? [07:21] Akuru     Yeah, sure. [07:23] President     Oh, I'm so glad! [07:25] Sayaka     No, I don't think that's a good thing! [07:32] Yoshie     Well, that was fun. [07:34] Yoshie     I'll hit the hot spring and head home! SIGN    Part 21 [07:48] Yoshiko     Bye now, A-kun! See you later! [07:55] Akuru     For the next two days, Yoshiko     will be at her grandparents'. [07:58] Akuru     A weekend without the     unpredictable animal next door. [08:02] Akuru     I'm going to enjoy every second of it! [08:07] Akuru     Huh? [08:10] Yoshiko     I thought you'd be lonely without any     friends, so I'm leaving a dog for you! [08:13] Akuru     Hey! Hold it, you idiot! What the hell?! SIGN    Akutsu Room 201 [08:21] Akuru     I'll feed and walk you,     but I'm not playing with you. [08:24] Akuru     I hate all animals, including Yoshiko. [08:30] Akuru     You understand what I'm saying? [08:33] Akuru     I don't really hate you. [08:36] Akuru     Just kidding. [08:38] Akuru     He understands language     better than Yoshiko?! [08:40] Akuru     Wait, what am I thinking?! [08:42] Akuru     He's an animal, just like Yoshiko! [08:45] Akuru     I'm going to go to my room and watch a movie. [08:47] Akuru     You will not move from this     spot or bark. Understand? [08:52] Akuru     Don't look at me with those eyes! [08:57] Akuru     No matter how many times I see     this movie, it still amazes me. SIGN    I don't need words between friends. [09:02] Akuru     Especially this farewell scene. [09:06] Akuru     What?! [09:07] Akuru     Wait, do you understand how     amazing this scene is? [09:11] Akuru     You can't be serious! [09:12] Akuru     Yoshiko laughed her head off at it! [09:14] Akuru     Can you believe her?! SIGN    Crap (impossible) 20 points SIGN    Boring (bleh) 40 points SIGN    Okay 60 points SIGN    Pretty good 80 points SIGN    No complaints 100 points SIGN    A Miracle 120 points [09:16] Akuru     How would you rate this movie? [09:19] Akuru     You do get it! [09:22] Akuru     D-Does this mean... [09:24] Akuru     that a dog can understand me? [09:29] Yoshiko     Caught A-kun in an affair with a dog. [09:32] Yoshiko     Aw, so you felt that lonely? [09:34] Yoshiko     I was totally right to come back early. [09:36] Akuru     Y-You idiot! What do you mean, an "affair"?! [09:39] Yoshiko     Well, you were getting along with a dog! [09:42] Akuru     H-How in the hell could I ever get     along with some dumb animal? SIGN    Shock [09:47] Akuru     Shoot! Reflex! [09:50] Yoshiko     Don't worry about it. A-kun has a hard     time getting along with anyone but me. [09:54] Akuru     N-No! [09:56] Akuru     I didn't mean to— [09:57] Akuru     Wait! Don't— [10:00] Akuru     I didn't mean it! [10:03] Yoshiko     Huh? Mean what? [10:04] Akuru     Um, well, uh... [10:11] Akuru     That pose... [10:17] Akuru     Let's play again sometime. [10:19] Dog     Woof. [10:20] Yoshiko     I wonder if A-kun's feeling a bit tired. SIGN    Part 22 [10:31] Yoshiko     Yes! [10:33] Yoshiko     I'm gonna dance the night away! [10:35] Ushikubo     She's here again... SIGN    The Neighborhood Association [10:37] Ushikubo     The Bon Dance Girl! [10:40] Ushikubo     She comes to the Bon Dance every year [10:43] Ushikubo     and uses her uncommon stamina and random     dance moves to hold the viewers' attention. SIGN    The Neighborhood Association [10:48] Ushikubo     But not this year! [10:50] Association     Ushikubo-san! [10:52] Yoshiko     All right! I'm ready! [10:54] Association     She's messing it up before it even starts?! [10:56] Ushikubo     Whoa, hang on. You can't wear that. [11:00] Yoshiko     Seriously?! [11:01] Yoshiko     Dang, so it really is     too sexy for this dance? [11:04] Ushikubo     Uh... yeah. [11:05] Yoshiko     Well, can't help that, then. [11:07] Ushikubo     I suppose not. [11:08] Association-A     What're you blushing for?! [11:10] Yoshiko     I can't wait for the Bon Dance! [11:11] Ushikubo     Same here. We've been practicing a lot. [11:14] Yoshiko     Really? I can't wait to see you guys dance! [11:17] Ushikubo     We'll dance our best. [11:19] Ushikubo     Hey, she seems like a good girl. [11:22] Yoshiko     Well, anyway, I look forward     to dancing with you, [11:24] Yoshiko     my background dancers! SIGN    This...     bitch...!! [11:29] Announcer     The Bon Dance will begin shortly. [11:32] Yoshiko     All right! [11:33] Ushikubo     Now! Formation Alpha! [11:35] Yoshiko     Th-This is... [11:36] Ushikubo     How's this? No matter how you     dance, no one will see you! [11:53] Ushikubo     What?! [11:55] Ushikubo     I won't... [11:56] Association     I won't let you! [11:59] Yoshiko     Wow! Nice bods! [12:00] Ushikubo     N-Naturally! [12:02] Yoshiko     All right... [12:17] Ushikubo     We've been had! SIGN    The Gal! Aho Girl [12:26] Yoshiko     Next time: "The Gal! Aho Girl!" 7 - The Gal! Aho Girl! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Part 23 SIGN    Counseling Office [01:04] Teacher     Hanabatake-san, summer     vacation is over now. [01:07] Teacher     Please try harder this term. [01:09] Yoshiko     What'd you do for summer vacation, Sensei? [01:12] Teacher     Huh? [01:13] Teacher     W-Well, I thought I should get     some experience with love... [01:17] Yoshiko     Sounds good! [01:18] Teacher     But I didn't know how to meet guys... [01:22] Yoshiko     Right? Right? [01:24] Teacher     While I was stressing over it,     summer vacation ended. [01:27] Yoshiko     Are you serious? [01:29] Yoshiko     That's terrible! [01:30] Yoshiko     Just talk to any random guy on the street! [01:32] Teacher     I can't do that! [01:33] Yoshiko     Then practice on A-kun! [01:38] Teacher     C-Care to get a drink with a pretty girl? [01:42] Akuru     Huh? You still call yourself a "pretty girl" at 28? [01:46] Teacher     I was ready to be hurt, but not like this! [01:49] Yoshiko     That was mean, A-kun. [01:51] Akuru     I-It wasn't intentional. [01:53] Yoshiko     Oh, well. I guess I'll go cheer Sensei up. [01:57] Akuru     You'd better not make things worse. [02:00] Yoshiko     I'm not you, you know! [02:02] Akuru     What makes you think you're any better? [02:05] Yoshiko     Well, what you did was totally uncalled for. [02:08] Akuru     Oh, shut up! [02:15] Teacher     Looking back, I've spent my whole     life studying and working. [02:20] Yoshiko     You lose a little happiness     with every sigh you make. [02:23] Teacher     Who are you? [02:25] Yoshiko     Call me Yoshio. [02:26] Teacher     Yoshio?! [02:27] Yoshiko     It's a pleasure to meet you, [02:29] Yoshiko     my lovely princess. SIGN    Cross-dressing Yoshiko [02:32] Teacher     "L-Lovely princess"?! [02:35] Teacher     I-I'm a teacher. Don't joke about— [02:45] Yoshiko     I'm being serious here. [02:49] Teacher     Ba-dump! [02:50] Teacher     It wouldn't work out. I'm too old for you. [02:55] Yoshiko     You aren't too old. [02:57] Yoshiko     28 is borderline not-creepy. [02:59] Teacher     I'm borderline?! [03:01] Yoshiko     You idiot! That's the best part! [03:05] Yoshiko     Bananas taste best just before they rot. [03:09] Teacher     Y-You're right... [03:11] Yoshiko     Just be a little more daring,     and the guys will fall all over you. [03:15] Teacher     W-Would... you fall for me, too? [03:18] Yoshiko     Hey, now, don't ask for the impossible. [03:21] Teacher     You're right. I'm just too... [03:24] Yoshiko     How do you expect me to     fall for you... even more? [03:28] Teacher     You big dummy! [03:29] Teacher     Dummy! Dummy! Dummy! [03:33] Teacher     Can I really be more confident? [03:37] Yoshiko     Of course you can. [03:39] Yoshiko     Just look at how cute you are. [03:41] Teacher     Say it again. [03:43] Yoshiko     You're cute. [03:44] Teacher     One more time. [03:45] Yoshiko     You're beautiful. [03:47] Teacher     Again! [03:48] Yoshiko     Actually, maybe not so much. [03:49] Teacher     What?! SIGN    Just [03:50] Yoshiko     Just... [03:51] Yoshiko     kidding. SIGN    Kidding [03:52] Teacher     Oh, please. SIGN    Oh, please [03:55] Teacher     Thank you, Yoshio-kun. [03:58] Teacher     I'll try a little harder. [04:00] Yoshiko     You will? [04:01] Yoshiko     I'm glad. [04:02] Teacher     So... [04:04] Teacher     Accept this! [04:08] Teacher     All of my courage! [04:14] Yoshiko     Any man you love will have it rough. [04:18] Yoshiko     If I tasted a kiss this sweet every day, [04:21] Yoshiko     I'd get diabetes for sure. [04:24] Teacher     Y-Yoshio-sama! [04:28] Yoshiko     Later, Sensei. [04:30] Teacher     U-Um! [04:32] Teacher     When will I see you again? [04:36] Yoshiko     I'll come for you every night... [04:39] Yoshiko     in your dreams. [04:42] Teacher     O-Okay... [04:48] Yoshiko     How was that?! [04:49] Akuru     More like, what are you going to do now? SIGN    Aho Girl SIGN    Part 24 [04:58] Yoshiko     You're really fluffy today, Dog! [05:01] Sayaka     He's so cute. [05:03] Yoshiko     Me and Dog are super BFFs! [05:05] Yoshiko     Right, Dog? [05:07] Sayaka     Um, Yoshiko-chan, why do you call him "Dog"? [05:11] Yoshiko     Huh? [05:14] Yoshiko     Was it cats that go "woof"? [05:16] Sayaka     No, it's dogs... [05:17] Sayaka     Um, I was just wondering     if doggy had a name. [05:21] Yoshiko     Huh? What do you mean? [05:22] Sayaka     I mean, doggy's name— [05:24] Yoshiko     Who the heck is "Dog Gy"?! SIGN    Dog [05:27] Sayaka     Dog... Gy?! SIGN    Gy [05:30] Akuru     She's asking if the dog has a name. [05:33] Yoshiko     Oh, A-kun! [05:36] Akuru     You don't find a dog as good     as this one every day. [05:39] Akuru     There, there. Who's a good boy? [05:42] Sayaka     A-kun-san is acting really nice right now... [05:45] Yoshiko     They get along real well. [05:47] Sayaka     Really? [05:48] Both     If only he could be this nice to humans... [05:52] Akuru     Why are you looking at me like that? [05:54] Akuru     Whatever. Just give him     a name other than "Dog." [05:56] Akuru     I feel bad for him. [05:57] Yoshiko     Even though he's a dog?! [05:58] Akuru     Yes! [05:59] Yoshiko     Hmm... [06:01] Yoshiko     Then "Cat." [06:01] Akuru     But he's a dog! [06:02] Yoshiko     I know that! [06:04] Akuru     You know nothing! SIGN    Hanabatake [06:06] Akuru     Give the dog a dog name! [06:08] Yoshiko     Well, you should've just said that! [06:10] Akuru     I did say that! [06:11] ---     Stare... [06:14] Yoshiko     He's big... [06:15] Yoshiko     You can ride him... [06:17] Yoshiko     Car! [06:18] Akuru     He's a dog, damn it! [06:21] Akuru     Fine. I'll name him. [06:23] Yoshiko     Really?! [06:23] Akuru     All right. From today on, you're "George." [06:26] Yoshiko     Ha! That's American! [06:28] Yoshiko     You're giving a dog an American name! [06:30] Yoshiko     What a joke! [06:31] Akuru     It's better than naming a dog "Dog"! [06:35] Yoshiko     Wait, is it a pun on "joke" and     "George"? Dang, that's subtle! [06:38] Akuru     This isn't a joke! [06:39] Akuru     Then let's let him choose his name. [06:41] Yoshiko     I'm fine with that! [06:43] Yoshiko     Except Dog loves me,     so I've got the advantage. [06:47] Akuru     Hah. What are you talking about? We're bound     by a burning friendship far deeper than that! [06:52] Yoshiko     Wh-What'd you say? [06:53] Sayaka     The pressure... [06:55] Akuru     George! [06:57] Yoshiko     Dog! [06:58] Akuru     George! [06:59] Yoshiko     Dog! [07:00] Akuru     George! [07:01] Yoshiko     Dog! [07:01] Akuru     George! [07:02] Yoshiko     Dog! [07:03] Akuru     George! [07:03] Yoshiko     Dog! [07:04] Akuru     George! [07:04] Yoshiko     Dog! [07:05] Akuru     George! [07:05] Yoshiko     Dog! [07:05] Akuru     George! [07:06] Yoshiko     Dog! [07:11] Akuru     Why are you running away? [07:12] Akuru     Choose the one you like more! [07:13] Yoshiko     Wait for me! [07:16] Sayaka     D-Don't you understand? [07:18] Sayaka     He loves you both! He can't choose just one! [07:31] Both     Oh, you... [07:35] Akuru     I'm sorry. A name isn't     worth making you suffer. [07:41] Yoshiko     That's right, A-kun. [07:43] Yoshiko     As long as you understand. [07:47] Akuru     This started because you kept     calling him something stupid! [07:49] Yoshiko     It wasn't stupid! [07:50] Akuru     Put yourself in the dog's place!     With an idiot master! [07:52] Yoshiko     I'd be so happy! [07:53] Akuru     Not a chance! [07:54] Yoshiko     I'll be your master, too! [07:55] Akuru     Like hell! [07:56] Sayaka     Y-You sure have it rough. [07:56] Yoshiko     Come, A-kun, dive into my breast! [07:58] Akuru     Hell no! SIGN    Part 25 SIGN    Class 1-2 [08:10] Emura     That's, like, totally bad. [08:12] Yoshiko     Hey! Gal over there! I can     almost see your panties! [08:15] Emura     Ugh! The stupidest girl in class! [08:17] Emura     Ignore her. Don't talk to her. [08:20] Hiiragi     Agreed. [08:20] Shiina     Yeah. [08:23] Yoshiko     Flip! [08:25] Yoshiko     See? I saw them! [08:26] Emura     Don't flip my skirt! [08:28] Emura     You picking a fight? [08:30] Yoshiko     Huh? [08:31] Shiina     Don't pay attention to the idiot.     It's a waste of energy. [08:34] Hiiragi     Yeah, let's go play around. [08:35] Emura     R-Right. [08:37] Yoshiko     Are you serious?! I wanna go play, too! [08:40] Shiina     Never mind. Let's get to studying. [08:43] Emura     Yeah. [08:44] Yoshiko     What're you talking about? [08:45] Yoshiko     Gals don't study! [08:47] Emura     Are you making fun of me?! [08:49] Yoshiko     We might be similar in that regard, actually. [08:51] Emura     No, we aren't! [08:53] Yoshiko     You get zeros on all your tests, right? [08:55] Emura     I'm not you! [08:56] Emura     I get tens and above! [08:58] Two     Huh? [08:59] Yoshiko     You're an idiot, too! [09:00] Emura     I just don't care to study! SIGN    Class 1-2 [09:02] Hiiragi     L-Let's just go. [09:04] Shiina     Just ignore her. [09:06] Emura     Okay, okay. [09:07] Emura     You'd better not follow us! [09:21] Emura     Stop following us! [09:22] Yoshiko     Playing tag is fun! [09:24] Emura     We're not playing! [09:25] Yoshiko     Chase your dreams and other tag     players to the ends of the earth! [09:28] Emura     Stay away! [09:30] Shiina     Will you quit it already? [09:33] Yoshiko     Is it hide-and-seek next? [09:34] Yoshiko     I'll be "it"! [09:36] Emura     That's not the issue here! [09:37] Hiiragi     W-We're not very good at hiding.     Will you show us how it's done? [09:42] Yoshiko     Really?! [09:43] Emura     Y-Yeah. Uh... [09:46] Emura     Please. [09:49] Yoshiko     You really want me to? [09:50] Emura     Yes, please! [09:52] Yoshiko     Well, if you insist! [09:53] Yoshiko     I'm gonna hide real easy, so come find me! [09:58] Emura     Yeah, she's just an idiot. [10:00] Hiiragi     Now let's go play around. SIGN    The Next Day [10:06] Teacher     Huh? Is Hanabatake-san absent today? [10:11] Emura     You think she's depressed     'cause we ditched her? SIGN    The Second Day [10:17] Teacher     Hanabatake-san's absent again? [10:21] Sayaka     Sensei, I texted Yoshiko-chan, and she     said she's playing hide-and-seek... SIGN    The Third Day [10:28] Three     Sh-She's a total idiot. [10:31] Emura     D-Does this mean she'll keep     hiding until we find her? [10:36] Hiiragi     She hasn't had food or water for three days? [10:38] Shiina     A-And it's our fault? [10:40] Emura     Yeah... [10:44] Shiina     How long is that idiot gonna hide?! [10:46] Emura     We're sorry, damn it! [10:48] Hiiragi     Are you here?! [10:49] Shiina     Are you here?! [10:50] Emura     Are you here?! [10:51] Three     Where the hell are you?! SIGN    Three Hours Later... [10:55] Emura     I can't find her! [10:57] Hiiragi     She's taking this hiding thing too seriously. [11:00] Emura     Damn! That idiot! [11:01] Emura     She's totally pissing me off! [11:08] Yoshiko     You found me! [11:10] Emura     Are you a ninja or something?! [11:12] Yoshiko     Pop! [11:13] Yoshiko     You're good. [11:15] Yoshiko     All right! I'm "it" next! [11:17] Shiina     Do you ever run out of energy?! [11:19] Emura     You're filthy! [11:20] Emura     Go home, eat something, and sleep! [11:22] Yoshiko     Oh, right! I'm hungry! [11:24] Emura     Don't get so invested in hiding!     You'll kill yourself! [11:28] Yoshiko     That was super fun! [11:30] Yoshiko     Let's play again sometime! [11:33] Three     We're never playing with you again! [11:38] Sign     Part 26 SIGN    Ruri-chan Happy 11th Birthday [11:39] Everyone     Happy birthday! [11:41] Sayaka     Ruri-chan, here's a present from me. [11:43] Yoshiko     Gratz! [11:44] Ruri     Th-Thank you. [11:45] Akuru     Happy birthday, Ruri. [11:47] Akuru     Here's something from me. [11:49] Ruri     Is it a textbook that's easy to understand? SIGN    How to Get Through     Life Without a Degree [11:51] Akuru     Your brother's a real-life analytical sample! [11:53] Akuru     How to Get Through Life Without a Degree. [11:58] Akuru     It's okay to give up. [12:00] Ruri     Try to help me! [12:03] Akuru     What didn't you like about it?! [12:04] Akuru     You won't need to work so hard with this! [12:07] Ruri     I don't want it! [12:08] Akuru     Then what did you want? [12:12] Ruri     A better brother. [12:19] Akuru     Hey, now... SIGN    Like an Angel! Aho Girl [12:25] Yoshiko     Next time: "Like an Angel! Aho Girl!" 8 - Like an Angel! Aho Girl! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Part 27 SIGN    Class 1-2 [01:01] Yoshiko     Hey, you gals! [01:03] Yoshiko     Let's play! [01:06] Emura     Stay away, idiot girl. [01:08] Yoshiko     Who're you texting? [01:09] Yoshiko     Don't tell me your boyfriend! [01:11] Emura     N-None of your business. [01:14] Yoshiko     Oh... [01:15] Yoshiko     Smells like you're single. [01:17] Emura     Shut up! [01:19] Emura     What's it matter if I have     a boyfriend or not?! [01:21] Yoshiko     I wanna know what a gal's     relationships are like! [01:24] Emura     Then ask her! [01:26] Shiina     Huh?! [01:26] Yoshiko     You've got a boyfriend?! [01:28] Yoshiko     How long have you been dating?! [01:31] Shiina     Th-Three months. [01:34] Yoshiko     Which means you're at peak flirt stage! [01:36] Shiina     Shut up! [01:38] Yoshiko     What do you like about him? [01:39] Yoshiko     How'd you start dating? [01:40] Shiina     Who cares?! [01:41] Yoshiko     We care! Right? Right? [01:43] Emura     Well, she's never told us before. [01:45] Shiina     H-Hey! [01:47] Yoshiko     All right! Let's hear it! [01:50] Shiina     Huh?! [01:51] Yoshiko     Go on! However long it takes! [01:56] Shiina     He's the one who asked me out. [01:59] Yoshiko     How'd he do it?! [02:00] Shiina     H-He said, "I've liked you since we first met. [02:05] Shiina     Would you go out with me?" [02:07] Yoshiko     There it is! Oldest line in the book! [02:09] Yoshiko     The "I've liked you since we first met!" [02:12] Shiina     You're enjoying this way too much. [02:13] Yoshiko     So what'd you say back?! [02:15] Shiina     Well, uh... [02:16] Shiina     "Sure, whatever." [02:18] Yoshiko     All of his courage and valor     for such a weak response?! [02:20] Shiina     W-Well, I'd liked him since forever,     too, so I was surprised... [02:24] Yoshiko     You pure maiden! [02:25] Two     Huh... [02:27] Yoshiko     And a kiss?! Have you kissed yet?! [02:30] Shiina     H-Hell no, you idiot! [02:32] Yoshiko     Have you at least held hands? [02:34] Shiina     N-No way I could do that! [02:37] Yoshiko     Have you even told him     that you like him yet? [02:41] Shiina     Too embarrassing. [02:44] Yoshiko     There's a limit to how pure you can be! [02:47] Shiina     Huh?! [02:48] Yoshiko     You haven't kissed, you haven't held hands, [02:49] Yoshiko     and you haven't even told him how you feel?! [02:51] Shiina     B-But I said I'd go out with him... [02:55] Yoshiko     Boys feel insecure unless     you tell them in words! [02:58] Yoshiko     That relationship's on track     to fall apart on its own! [03:01] Shiina     No way! [03:02] Hiiragi     You know, even I feel bad for your boyfriend. [03:05] Emura     Same here. Really bad. [03:07] Emura     I think. [03:08] Yoshiko     So here. [03:09] Yoshiko     Tell him. Now. [03:11] Shiina     What?! [03:11] Yoshiko     Send your love, post haste! [03:14] Shiina     I-I can't do that. [03:17] Yoshiko     It's for your boyfriend's sake! [03:24] Shiina     Wait, I don't see why I have to do it here! [03:37] Shiina     U-Uh... It's me... [03:41] Shiina     Um... [03:42] Shiina     I... I like you, okay?! [03:45] Shiina     I've liked you since forever, too! [03:47] Shiina     So please don't dump me! [03:49] [SONG] Sign     Call Ended [03:53] Shiina     I said it... [03:56] Shiina     Huh? [03:56] Shiina     Huh?! [03:57] Three     Stare... [03:59] Yoshiko     That was so cute! [04:01] Yoshiko     You look like a slut, but you're     just a little girl inside! [04:04] Yoshiko     "I've liked you since forever, too!" [04:06] Shiina     Hey! [04:08] Yoshiko     "So please don't dump me!" [04:11] Shiina     Stop! SIGN    Part 28 SIGN    Candy Store [04:21] Yoshiko     All right! [04:22] Yoshiko     Let's buy a ton of snacks for the field trip! [04:24] Nozomi     A ton! [04:25] Masaru     It's our school's field trip. [04:28] Mamoru     Well, whatever. [04:29] Mamoru     What are you getting? [04:31] Masaru     I'm thinking chocolate, chips, and— [04:33] Yoshiko     You boys! [04:34] Yoshiko     Don't take field trip snacks lightly! [04:36] Boys     Huh? [04:37] Yoshiko     If you make the wrong choice,     you'll be screwed! [04:40] Mamoru     What?! [04:41] Masaru     What do you mean? [04:42] Yoshiko     You'll feel very sad. [04:45] Mamoru     So what?! [04:46] Yoshiko     Just think! Chocolate can melt, and     chips can get crushed in your bag! [04:50] Yoshiko     And if you don't have enough,     you'll run out in no time! [04:54] Boys     Oh! [04:54] Masaru     I see. [04:56] Masaru     That means we need to balance quality     and quantity under a budget of 300 yen, [05:01] Masaru     while planning for weather     and handling during transport! [05:06] Yoshiko     Could you use smaller words? [05:07] Masaru     Those were small words! [05:08] Mamoru     Yoshiko, you're an idiot, but     we get what you're saying. [05:11] Masaru     We have to think before we buy. [05:14] Yoshiko     Careful, now! [05:15] Yoshiko     This store mixes expensive     stuff in with the cheap! [05:18] Boys     Oh my God! Almond Crush     Pochi Deluxe! 300 yen! [05:23] Yoshiko     If you buy that, you     can't buy anything else! [05:26] Mamoru     But when you put it among the cheap     stuff, it looks even more delicious! [05:30] Yoshiko     Don't tell me... [05:31] Lady     Twinkle. [05:32] Yoshiko     She planted this trap to suck     poor kids' wallets dry! [05:35] Mamoru     That's one sly old lady! [05:36] Yoshiko     B-But I... [05:38] Yoshiko     will not fall... [05:41] Yoshiko     for such an obvious trap... [05:43] Yoshiko     Man, this looks delicious. [05:45] Mamoru     Dang, you're weak! [05:48] Lady     You don't have enough. [05:50] Masaru     Are you really in high school?! [05:51] Mamoru     Wait, let Yoshiko do her own thing. [05:53] Masaru     Right! [05:54] Masaru     Let's go! [05:55] Masaru     I'll get gum, for long-lasting enjoyment! [05:59] Mamoru     And I'll get hard candies! [06:00] Boys     You, Nozomi? [06:01] Nozomi     I got this. [06:03] Boys     Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe?! [06:06] Yoshiko     What?! Nozomi-chan, you bought that?! [06:08] Nozomi     It looked really yummy! [06:10] Yoshiko     No... [06:11] Yoshiko     At this rate... [06:17] Nozomi     Not enough snacks... [06:20] Yoshiko     Nozomi-chan's field trip will     be shrouded in sorrow. [06:24] GirlA     Nozomi-chan, those look really yummy! [06:27] Nozomi     Huh? [06:27] GirlB     Trade one of yours for mine? [06:30] Yoshiko     Wait, no way! She's shooting for trades! [06:32] Mamoru     Oh! That's right! [06:34] Mamoru     Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe will stick out like a     sore thumb among other kids' cheap snacks! [06:39] Masaru     If she trades sticks of Almond Crush     Pochi Deluxe for other snacks... [06:44] Boys     She can have anything! [06:45] Yoshiko     A single stick of Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe     can go for five—no, ten Chocoshoots! SIGN    Chocoshoots [06:51] Yoshiko     Ten Chocoshoots! [06:53] Yoshiko     Frightening... [06:55] Yoshiko     She has... [06:56] Yoshiko     the devil's own mind. [06:59] Mamoru     I had no idea choosing     snacks could be so deep. [07:02] Masaru     We underestimated what     Nozomi was capable of. [07:05] Nozomi     Do you want this that badly? [07:08] Yoshiko     You know we do! Why play dumb?! [07:10] Nozomi     Then I'll give one to each of you! [07:13] Yoshiko     Woohoo! [07:16] Nozomi     Here, for you! [07:17] Boys     A-Are you sure? [07:18] Nozomi     Yeah! [07:20] Mamoru     She's an angel... SIGN    Part 29 [07:29] President     Ah, Akutsu-kun. [07:30] President     My heart feels so calm when you're near. [07:33] President     I wish I could stay like this forever. [07:38] President     This tea is exquisite, Akuru-san. [07:41] Akuru     The tea is exquisite, [07:44] Akuru     but nothing is more exquisite than your body. [07:48] President     Does your libido not age?! [07:54] President     What did you want to talk to me about? [07:56] Sayaka     Um... [07:57] Sayaka     It might be best if you stopped stalking... [08:00] President     What?! [08:01] President     I'm simply watching to ensure that     Akutsu-kun violates no regulations! [08:04] President     In the first place, I have     no reason to stalk him! [08:07] Sayaka     You do like A-kun-san, don't you? [08:11] President     How did you know? [08:13] Sayaka     Well, it's obvious to just about everyone. [08:15] President     Wh-What are you talking about?! [08:16] President     Akutsu-kun's just— [08:17] President     Well, sometimes he can be nice, [08:19] President     but he glares at people and he's     unfriendly and so sadistic... [08:22] Sayaka     But that's what you like about him? [08:23] President     I can't get enough of it! [08:25] President     I fell for her trap! [08:27] Sayaka     She overreacts to everything... [08:28] Sayaka     It might be best if you acted diligent, calm,     and composed in front of A-kun-san. [08:34] President     Huh? [08:34] President     You mean I'm already perfect for him? [08:37] Sayaka     Huh? [08:39] Sayaka     Don't you always lose your     cool and go haywire? [08:42] Sayaka     You've even snuck into     A-kun-san's bed before. [08:45] President     To defend Akutsu-kun from     Hanabatake-san's machinations. [08:48] Sayaka     You've tried to peep on him in the bath. [08:49] President     I did it for his well-being.     He has to love me more for it. [08:53] Sayaka     I'm too late. [08:54] President     What's that look in your eyes? [08:56] President     A-Am I doing something wrong?! [08:59] Sayaka     Th-Then how do you think A-kun-san sees you? [09:02] President     As a beautiful, role-model     upperclassman, right? [09:06] Sayaka     That optimism can keep you     happy the rest of your life. [09:09] President     Really, why are you looking at me that way? [09:12] President     How does he actually see me? [09:13] President     Tell me! [09:15] President     I want the truth! I can handle the truth! [09:20] Sayaka     He sees you as a crazed maniac. [09:26] President     Well, that... [09:27] President     is just silly! [09:28] Sayaka     She can't handle it at all! [09:30] Sayaka     Wait, maybe it's better for her this way? [09:33] President     Huh? [09:34] President     Wh-What? That was a joke... right? [09:39] President     It wasn't? [09:42] President     Then... [09:44] President     When I snuck into his bed... [09:46] Sayaka     Sexually deviant behavior. [09:47] President     And peeped in the bath... [09:48] Sayaka     That was a crime. [09:50] President     Kill me now. [09:51] Sayaka     Huh? [09:52] President     No, wait, I'm already dead as a woman. [09:57] Sayaka     Wh-What should I do? [09:59] Sayaka     J-Just kidding! [10:01] Sayaka     It was a joke! [10:02] President     What? [10:03] President     R-Really? [10:04] President     Then what does he think of me? [10:06] Sayaka     H-He's on the verge of falling for you. [10:08] President     I knew it! [10:13] Sayaka     What to do about this? SIGN    Part 30 SIGN    Hanabatake [10:21] Sayaka     Hello, doggy! [10:23] Yoshiko     Sayaka-chan, do you have a dog? [10:25] Sayaka     I do have one. [10:27] Sayaka     A Pomeranian. [10:28] Yoshiko     Seriously?! [10:29] Yoshiko     Lemme ride him! [10:30] Sayaka     Huh? [10:30] Sayaka     Sh-She isn't big enough... [10:32] Yoshiko     Huh? Then why are you keeping her? [10:35] Sayaka     Because she's cute?! [10:38] Sayaka     I'm home! [10:41] Sayaka     Here, meet Pome-chan. [10:44] Yoshiko     Oh, Pome-chan! [10:46] Sayaka     Isn't she cute? [10:48] Yoshiko     She looks so weak. [10:49] Sayaka     You mean "cute," right?! [10:50] Yoshiko     She totally doesn't know how big     and cruel the world can be. [10:53] Sayaka     Looks who's talking! [11:00] Yoshiko     Oh, Dog's face is suddenly tense! [11:02] Yoshiko     It couldn't be... [11:03] Yoshiko     You wanna fight?! [11:04] Sayaka     Fight who?! [11:11] Yoshiko     Wh-What's wrong?! [11:13] Yoshiko     Why are you so scared?! [11:18] Yoshiko     He's trembling with fear?! [11:22] Yoshiko     A peace offering?! SIGN    A gift for you SIGN    I'm not hungry [11:28] Yoshiko     But she refuses! [11:30] Yoshiko     Oh, God! [11:31] Yoshiko     It's Pome-chan who's spoiling for a fight?! [11:34] Sayaka     Isn't she adorable? [11:35] Yoshiko     C-Could it be... [11:37] Yoshiko     Is she actually super strong?! [11:39] Yoshiko     Sh-She's coming! [11:40] Yoshiko     Watch out, Dog! [11:42] Yoshiko     Get careless, and you're dead! [11:51] Yoshiko     Dog! [11:52] Yoshiko     What did she do to you?! [11:55] Yoshiko     Hang in there! [11:57] Yoshiko     S-Surrender?! [12:00] Yoshiko     I-Impossible. [12:02] Yoshiko     My dear Dog has lost. [12:05] Sayaka     I hope you can play nice with Pome-chan. [12:08] Yoshiko     I'm sorry, Sayaka-chan. I was wrong. [12:11] Sayaka     Huh? [12:12] Yoshiko     Pome-chan is an amazing dog! [12:15] Sayaka     So now you see? [12:17] Yoshiko     Damn you! SIGN    Festival! Aho Girl [12:25] Yoshiko     Next time: "Festival! Aho Girl!" 9 - Festival! Aho Girl! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Part 31 SIGN    Cultural Festival [01:02] Teacher     Now then, the cultural     festival is approaching, SIGN    Cultural Festival [01:04] Teacher     so we need to select a committee member. [01:06] Teacher     Would anyone like to— [01:07] Yoshiko     Me! [01:08] Akuru     Idiot. Do you even know what     a committee member does? [01:12] Yoshiko     Nope! Not a clue! [01:13] Akuru     Then why did you volunteer? [01:15] Yoshiko     It was an impulse! [01:16] Yoshiko     Also, what's a cultural festival again? [01:19] Akuru     Cut it out. [01:20] Sayaka     Remember when we run cafés and     haunted houses out of our classrooms? [01:24] Yoshiko     Oh! I wanna do that! [01:26] Akuru     Then do it. [01:27] Akuru     If you can. [01:28] Yoshiko     Doing it! [01:30] Emura     Hey. [01:31] Emura     You know our class's thing is going     to tank if this idiot girl's in charge. [01:36] Akuru     Cultural festivals are mere entertainment. [01:38] Emura     What?! [01:39] Akuru     It's a good opportunity to let Yoshiko     fail and get a sense for her own idiocy. [01:43] Akuru     Is there a problem with that? [01:45] Emura     It's the cultural festival! [01:46] Emura     Where we come together as one, do all     sorts of stuff, make it all awesome, [01:49] Emura     and have a party after! [01:51] Emura     I've been looking forward to this all year! [01:54] Akuru     Such a pure heart... SIGN    Cultural Festival [01:55] Teacher     Um, we're in the middle of homeroom... [01:57] Akuru     In the first place, you talk all     through class, you never study, [02:02] Akuru     and you don't do anything     students are supposed to do. [02:04] Akuru     What gives you the right to     enjoy the cultural festival? [02:08] Emura     I-I have every right! [02:09] Emura     B-Because... you know... like... [02:12] Akuru     Your thinking speed shows how     little you actually study. [02:17] Emura     O-Oh, and I suppose you think you're smart?! [02:21] Akuru     I am. [02:22] Akuru     Smarter than you, at least. [02:23] Emura     Ew, hear that? He totally     doesn't have any friends. [02:27] Shiina     Oh, and that's why he     hates cultural festivals? [02:30] Emura     You poor kid! God, that's hilarious! [02:32] Yoshiko     A-kun's got me! [02:34] Emura     God, that's hilarious! [02:38] Emura     They're a perfect couple! [02:40] Shiina     A loner and an idiot! [02:42] Hiiragi     Have fun looking after her forever. [02:44] Akuru     Shut your freaking traps, [02:46] Akuru     you three uglies. [02:47] Emura     Huh? What'd you call us, loner?! [02:49] Akuru     I called you ugly, you ugly bitch! [02:51] Emura     H-Huh? Wh-Who're you calling ugly?! [02:54] Akuru     What, did you think you     were even remotely pretty? [02:58] Emura     I-I didn't say that... [03:01] Akuru     Then you're ugly, all right! [03:03] Emura     B-But... I thought... [03:07] Emura     Jeez, come on... [03:09] Emura     Why do you have to be so mean? [03:13] Shiina     Why'd you make her cry, asshole?! [03:15] Hiiragi     I can't believe you. [03:16] Akuru     N-No, I— Wait— [03:18] Emura     I hate this! [03:19] Emura     I don't want to let things go his way! [03:22] Girls     Uh-huh. SIGN    Cultural Festival [03:27] Teacher     So who's going to be on the committee— [03:30] Both     I wanna do it! [03:33] Yoshiko     Let's work together. [03:35] Girls     Hell no, damn you! SIGN    Committee Member Election SIGN    Hanabatake SIGN    Emura SIGN    Part 32 [03:44] Shiina     Aren't we kinda behind schedule? [03:47] Emura     Yeah, we might be. [03:48] Yoshiko     Ha, ha, ha. [03:49] Yoshiko     Then why not stay overnight to work? [03:52] Emura     Huh? How do we do that? [03:54] Yoshiko     In secret! [03:55] Girls     Then keep it down! [04:02] Shiina     All right. Everyone's gone home. [04:04] Yoshiko     I brought a ton of stuff! [04:06] Yoshiko     Like a flashlight for exploring     the school at night! [04:10] Yoshiko     And cards we can play with! [04:11] Emura     What the hell'd you come here to do?! [04:13] Yoshiko     And... [04:14] Yoshiko     a TV and a VS4! [04:17] Emura     She seriously just came to play! [04:19] Emura     W-Well, exploring the school at     night sounds kinda exciting. [04:23] Emura     If we manage to get caught up,     we could play a little... [04:26] Shiina     We're working all night     until morning, damn it! [04:29] Emura     Huh? [04:31] Emura     R-Right. We don't have time for fun. [04:36] Shiina     Uh... Huh? [04:37] Yoshiko     Let's explore the school! [04:39] Yoshiko     Holy crap, there's no one here! [04:41] Yoshiko     I feel like I've got the     whole world in my hands! [04:42] Emura     H-Hey, wait! [04:44] Emura     I'm gonna go catch her! [04:46] Shiina     O-Okay. [04:47] Emura     I'm not doing it because I want to go, too! [04:49] Shiina     Right. We know. [04:52] Emura     G-Get back here! [04:54] Yoshiko     I'm gonna go in here! [04:58] Emura     Wait, that's the boys' bathroom! [04:59] Yoshiko     Oh, so this is a urinal?! [05:02] Emura     What the hell are you doing?! [05:03] Yoshiko     It's crazy! Come in and see! [05:05] Emura     What?! [05:06] Yoshiko     You might never get another     chance to see these! [05:08] Emura     W-Well, I guess not... [05:13] Emura     You'd have a full view of the guy beside you! [05:15] Yoshiko     They wanna show each other! Boys are crazy! [05:17] Emura     I-Is that how it works? [05:19] Yoshiko     Hey, hey! Let's pretend to pee standing up! [05:19] Shiina     Hey... [05:21] Shiina     Let's get back to work. [05:21] Emura     What?! [05:21] Yoshiko     I'll be "it"! [05:22] Emura     What?! Wait— [05:23] Emura     Oh. [05:23] Emura     R-Right! [05:24] Yoshiko     All right! Let's bust out the VS4! [05:26] Emura     You mean work on cultural festival stuff! [05:28] Yoshiko     You don't wanna play?! [05:30] Emura     I-I never said that... [05:32] Yoshiko     Make up your mind! [05:33] Emura     I wanna play! [05:36] Hiiragi     W-Well, the night is young... [05:39] Shiina     We could play a little. [05:42] Emura     Really?! [05:46] Both     Grinning from ear to ear. SIGN    ~ 1 Hour Later ~ [05:53] Emura     This is pretty fun. SIGN    ~ 3 Hours Later ~ [05:57] Shiina     W-Well, should we get to work now? [06:01] Emura     R-Right. [06:03] Yoshiko     Seriously?! But we're right at the best part! [06:08] Emura     W-We'll get to it in a minute. [06:11] Shiina     O-Okay... SIGN    ~ 7 Hours Later ~ [06:15] Shiina     It's dawn, you know. [06:17] Shiina     We should really... [06:19] Yoshiko     We're almost at the final boss. [06:23] Emura     But, uh... [06:26] Emura     We can't, right? [06:29] Shiina     We can just stay overnight again tomorrow. [06:32] Emura     I didn't think about that! [06:38] Emura     W-We beat it. [06:40] Yoshiko     Staying overnight at school     with friends is super fun! [06:44] Emura     Yeah! [06:44] Emura     Wait, who said I was friends with you?! SIGN    No work was done the following night, either. SIGN    Maid Café SIGN    Part 33 [06:57] Yoshiko     Cultural festival time! [06:58] Sayaka     Let's do our best! SIGN    1-2 Maid Café [07:00] Yoshiko     Café time! [07:01] Yoshiko     Maid time! [07:03] Yoshiko     Maid A-kun time! [07:07] Emura     Get up, idiot. Quit fooling around. [07:10] Emura     It's about to start. [07:11] Yoshiko     Woohoo! Finally! [07:12] PA     The cultural festival is officially open. [07:15] Sayaka     Welcome, master! [07:18] Yoshiko     We've got banana crêpes! [07:20] Ryuuichi     Sis! [07:21] Ryuuichi     Allow me to contribute to your profits! [07:24] Yoshiko     Ooh! Thanks! [07:27] Yoshiko     Tarou-kun! [07:28] Ryuuichi     It's Ryuuichi! [07:30] Yoshiko     Tarou-kun! [07:31] Ryuuichi     Thank you! It's Ryuuichi! SIGN    Part 34 [07:39] Yoshiko     The cultural festival is fun! [07:43] Yoshiko     W-Wait, that's... [07:44] Boy     I like you! [07:46] President     I'm sorry. [07:47] Yoshiko     You're breaking my heart! [07:49] President     Hanabatake-san? What are you doing here? [07:52] Yoshiko     You worked up every fiber of     courage you could, didn't you? [07:55] Boy     Y-Yes... [07:56] Yoshiko     Since when have you liked her? [07:58] Boy     For the last three years. [07:59] Yoshiko     Did you want to fondle those boobs? [08:01] Boy     Yes, I did! [08:03] Yoshiko     Let him fondle them! [08:05] President     Why should I?! [08:06] Yoshiko     What would you do if the person     you liked rejected you? [08:11] President     I-If Akutsu-kun rejected me?! [08:16] Akuru     I don't give a damn about you. [08:18] President     Say it isn't so! [08:19] Yoshiko     And if that person liked me instead? [08:23] President     No! [08:26] President     Th-That would be... too hard. [08:29] Yoshiko     What would you wish for then? [08:32] President     At least... At the very least, a memory... [08:36] President     A kiss to remember him by. [08:40] Yoshiko     Now you understand. [08:42] Yoshiko     So please... [08:43] Yoshiko     Let him fondle your boobs. [08:46] President     That's his memory? [08:47] President     B-But a kiss and a fondle     are far too different. [08:50] Yoshiko     You fool! [08:51] Yoshiko     Women seek kisses as memories,     and men seek boobs! [08:56] Yoshiko     If you truly understand the pain of     heartbreak without even a memory, [09:01] Yoshiko     then break the chain of sorrow     with your massive rack! [09:05] Yoshiko     Just one feel! Just one feel is enough! [09:08] President     Oh, fine! [09:10] President     Bring it on! [09:12] Yoshiko     That's a good girl! [09:13] Yoshiko     Now come, boy! [09:15] Boy     Yes! Thank you very much! [09:23] Akuru     What are you people doing? [09:36] President     Hi-yah! [09:39] President     N-N-Nothing! [09:42] Yoshiko     Are you okay? Hang in there! [09:44] Boy     Th-That was fine, too. [09:47] Akuru     What the hell? SIGN    Part 35 [09:55] Sayaka     The cultural festival was     a success! Way to go, us! [09:57] Yoshiko     Yay! [09:59] Emura     What's this jerk doing here? [10:01] Akuru     I could say the same to you. [10:03] Sayaka     A-All right! Let's have some fun! [10:06] Yoshiko     Yay! [10:07] Emura     Moron. [10:08] Akuru     Get lost, idiot. [10:10] Sayaka     Can't you guys try to get along? [10:12] Yoshiko     Yay! [10:15] Hiiragi     Wow, he started studying. [10:17] Shiina     Loners have no idea how to socialize. [10:19] Akuru     Shut up, uglies. [10:20] Emura     Why don't you try and say that again?! [10:23] Emura     Who the hell do you think you are?! [10:23] Akuru     What, you're deaf, too?     I called you ugly, ugly! [10:25] Sayaka     I just wanted everyone to get along. [10:29] Sayaka     But this... [10:30] Sayaka     But this... [10:32] Sayaka     Damn it! [10:39] Emura     This one's a beer! [10:41] Hiiragi     They brought us the wrong order. [10:42] Shiina     But she hasn't drunk any. [10:44] Emura     She couldn't have... [10:46] Akuru     ...gotten drunk off fumes? [10:47] Sayaka     You just keep fighting!     You make me want to cry! [10:51] Sayaka     Wait, I'm already crying!     Point it out, damn you! [10:54] Akuru     She's that kind of drunk... [10:55] Sayaka     I try to break up your fighting,     but all you do is ignore me. [10:58] Sayaka     None of you have any respect for me! [11:01] Yoshiko     That's not true! [11:04] Sayaka     Yoshiko-chan... [11:06] Yoshiko     You're cute, and you're nice, [11:08] Yoshiko     and you're flatter than a board! [11:14] Sayaka     It's always my boobs! [11:16] Sayaka     No one respects me because     I don't have boobs? [11:19] Sayaka     You make me want to cry! [11:23] Akuru     Y-You're already crying. [11:25] Sayaka     Way to point out the obvious! [11:27] Akuru     What was I supposed to do?! [11:29] Emura     H-Hey, don't take it so hard. [11:31] Sayaka     They're so small, it's funny! [11:33] Sayaka     Yes, that's right... [11:34] Sayaka     Just look at my boobs and laugh! [11:36] Two     This isn't funny! [11:38] Sayaka     Come on, everybody laugh! [11:40] Sayaka     There'll finally be peace in here,     and we can all get along! [11:45] Emura     Hey, you've actually got nice volume. [11:49] Sayaka     I padded the hell out of them! [11:53] Girls     This isn't funny... [11:55] Sayaka     Just look! Amazingly flat, right? [11:57] Yoshiko     I understand! I understand the amazingness! [12:00] Yoshiko     They're truly a wonder! [12:02] Yoshiko     I christen them the Sayakan Plain! [12:04] Yoshiko     Flat as far as the eye can see! [12:06] Sayaka     Right?! Right?! [12:14] Sayaka     I want to cry. SIGN    Karaoke [12:17] Sayaka     I'm already crying! [12:20] Girls     We're sorry. SIGN    Middle School Year 2 SIGN    Middle School Year 3 SIGN    High School Year 1 SIGN    Drive! Aho Girl [12:25] Yoshiko     Next time: "Drive! Aho Girl!" 10 - Drive! Aho Girl! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Part 36 [01:03] Emura     Okay. [01:04] Emura     I'm doing it. [01:05] Emura     I'm piercing my ears. [01:08] Emura     Today's the day I actually do it. [01:10] Emura     I'm doing it right now! [01:13] Girls     So do it. [01:15] Yoshiko     What'cha doing? [01:16] Yoshiko     Do I squeeze this? [01:17] Emura     I'll kill you! [01:18] Emura     You nearly put a hole in my ear! [01:20] Yoshiko     Whoa, a needle! [01:22] Yoshiko     What were you going to do     to your ear with that? [01:24] Emura     Huh? [01:25] Emura     Well, uh... [01:27] Emura     I was going to... put a hole in it. [01:29] Yoshiko     Now you've lost me! [01:31] Yoshiko     If you pierce your ear with a needle,     blood will fly everywhere. [01:36] Yoshiko     Then bacteria will enter     the wound and infect it... [01:41] Yoshiko     Then you suffer... [01:43] Yoshiko     and die. [01:44] Emura     Stop! [01:45] Emura     I-I won't die... [01:47] Emura     I won't... [01:50] Emura     I won't die, right? [01:51] Shiina     You'll be fine. [01:53] Emura     I won't bleed, right? [01:54] Shiina     Well, yes, you'll bleed. [01:56] Emura     Damn it! [01:58] Emura     All I wanted was to wear cute earrings... [02:01] Yoshiko     Don't be crazy! [02:03] Yoshiko     Why would you go so far?! [02:05] Yoshiko     You want a man?! [02:07] Emura     So what if I do?! [02:09] Emura     I wanted to dress nicer, [02:10] Emura     look prettier... [02:12] Emura     I want a boyfriend, damn it. [02:14] Yoshiko     So that's why? [02:17] Emura     I mean, guys ask Hiiragi out sometimes, [02:20] Emura     and Shiina can't stop flirting     with her boyfriend. [02:23] Emura     But I've got nothing! [02:25] Emura     If I can't pierce my ears, [02:27] Emura     there's no hope for me! [02:29] Emura     So don't stop me. [02:33] Yoshiko     I understand completely. [02:34] Yoshiko     But if you do it with such unsteady     hands, you'll mess up for sure. [02:38] Emura     Just shut up! [02:40] Yoshiko     So... [02:41] Yoshiko     I'll hold your hand for you. [02:46] Emura     You... [02:47] Yoshiko     Now do it! [02:49] Yoshiko     I'll hold your hand with all my might! [02:51] Emura     Yeah! I'm doing it! [02:52] Yoshiko     Do it! Ram a hole through that ear! [02:55] Emura     First, I have to calm my mind... [02:57] Yoshiko     Ram a hole through the     door to your new future! [03:00] Emura     Wait, stop! [03:01] Emura     Don't push! [03:02] Yoshiko     Go! [03:04] Emura     Let go! I'm not ready for this! [03:10] Yoshiko     There, there. [03:13] Yoshiko     You did it. [03:19] Shiina     B-But it didn't hurt that much, right? [03:23] Emura     Well, no... [03:24] Emura     It didn't really. [03:26] Hiiragi     So just do the other ear. [03:28] Emura     Huh?! [03:29] Emura     Um... [03:32] Emura     Maybe some other time. [03:34] Shiina     O-Okay. SIGN    Seeking Boyfriend SIGN    Part 37 [03:42] Yoshiko     All right! SIGN    Hanabatake [03:42] Yoshiko     Let's go for a walk! [03:49] Yoshiko     You're full of energy today! [03:51] Yoshiko     Wanna go for a longer walk? SIGN    Brooooom SIGN    Vrooooom SIGN    Dadadadooooom SIGN    Vrooooom [04:04] Motorist     Hah! [04:05] Motorist     Is there no one left who can light a fire     in the heart of the Hawk of Koudan Pass? SIGN    Woof [04:10] Yoshiko     Woohoo! SIGN    Thump [04:11] Motorist     What?! [04:12] Motorist     What's that?! SIGN    Vroooooom SIGN    Vroom [04:14] Yoshiko     Huh? SIGN    Swish SIGN    Swish SIGN    Dadadadoom [04:18] Motorist     A-A dog and some kid challenging     me to a race on the highway? SIGN    Grip SIGN    Vroom [04:23] Motorist     You're going down! [04:23] Yoshiko     Whee! Yay! SIGN    Screeeeech [04:26] Sign     Wha— SIGN    Brooom SIGN    Vrooooooooom [04:27] Yoshiko     Easy! [04:27] Motorist     What?! [04:29] Motorist     That cornering is crazy! [04:31] Motorist     Is she some idiot with a death wish?! SIGN    Vroooooooooom [04:33] Motorist     Or does she trust her machine that much?! [04:36] Yoshiko     Woohoo! [04:38] Motorist     But... [04:39] Motorist     This straight will show     whose machine is superior! SIGN    Vrooooom [04:43] Motorist     Here it comes! SIGN    Brooooom [04:45] Motorist     Wha— [04:46] Motorist     What?! SIGN    Fwooooosh [04:48] Motorist     She's minimizing drag by     leaning all the way back?! SIGN    Vroooooooooom [04:53] Motorist     It's a dog! A dog! [04:54] Motorist     How could I lose to an animal?! SIGN    Vrooom [04:56] Motorist     How could I lose?! SIGN    See ya SIGN    Bastards! [05:00] Motorist     Bastards! SIGN    Vroom [05:08] Yoshiko     Nothing beats a post-exercise banana! [05:14] SexyVoice     Aho Girl. SIGN    Part 38 [05:16] Mamoru     All right! I'm coming to save you now! [05:19] Yoshiko     Hey, guys! Let's play! [05:22] Boys     Oh. [05:22] Mamoru     It's Yoshiko. [05:23] Yoshiko     Hey, is that a Micca-chan?!     I haven't seen one in forever! [05:27] Nozomi     Yoshiko-oneechan, can you be Michael? [05:29] Yoshiko     Huh? [05:30] Yoshiko     I wanna be Micca-chan! [05:32] Masaru     Are you a kid?! [05:33] Nozomi     Okay. [05:33] Mamoru     She's the grown-up! [05:36] Yoshiko     Hi, Michael. [05:37] Nozomi     Micca-chan, you sure look cute today. [05:40] Yoshiko     What? Why are you trying to     seduce me? What do you want? [05:45] Yoshiko     Money? [05:46] Yoshiko     My body?! [05:48] Yoshiko     Whatever. I don't care what you want. [05:51] Yoshiko     All I really want right now is to be loved. [05:55] Masaru     What the heck happened to her? [05:57] Nozomi     I really do love you. [05:59] Yoshiko     Liar! [06:00] Yoshiko     You know what kind of woman I am, don't you? [06:03] Masaru     No one does! [06:04] Nozomi     I don't know what you mean, but that's okay! [06:07] Mamoru     Man, Michael, do you even care?! [06:09] Yoshiko     Michael... [06:10] Boys     You're way too easy, Micca-chan! [06:12] Yoshiko     I can finally be happy... [06:14] Nozomi     Micca-chan! [06:17] Mamoru     Let's play over there. [06:18] Masaru     Yeah. [06:23] Yoshiko     Michael! [06:25] Masaru     Sorry! [06:26] Yoshiko     Michael! Speak to me! [06:29] Yoshiko     His pulse... has stopped... [06:33] Yoshiko     I will... have... [06:36] Yoshiko     revenge! [06:39] Yoshiko     I will personally draw and quarter     every single one of you! [06:44] Masaru     Micca-chan, you're scaring me! [06:45] Yoshiko     Go to Hell! [06:48] Yoshiko     Killer move: Micca-chan Murdering Kick! [06:51] Masaru     T-Time out! [06:57] Yoshiko     No! [06:58] Masaru     Don't strip her! [06:59] Yoshiko     You bad man! [07:00] Yoshiko     Why would you beat me until     my clothes fell off?! [07:04] Masaru     No, you took her clothes off! [07:06] Yoshiko     Fine! You can have your way with me! [07:08] Masaru     What does that mean?! [07:09] Yoshiko     You can have your way with my body, [07:13] Yoshiko     but my heart... [07:15] Yoshiko     will always belong to Michael! [07:16] Masaru     What the heck are you talking about?! [07:18] Yoshiko     I'm sorry, Michael... [07:21] Masaru     Let's just leave. [07:23] Mamoru     Yeah. [07:23] Yoshiko     What?! You're not even interested in my body?! [07:27] Masaru     You're way too needy, Micca-chan! [07:29] Yoshiko     It's all over! [07:31] Yoshiko     My life is over! [07:33] Yoshiko     I'm worthless as a woman! [07:35] Nozomi     That's not true. [07:37] Yoshiko     That voice... [07:40] Yoshiko     M-Michael! [07:43] Nozomi     Let's live together. [07:45] Yoshiko     N-No... But how? [07:47] Yoshiko     I thought you were dead! [07:49] Nozomi     Um... [07:51] Nozomi     I came back to life! [07:53] Yoshiko     Michael! [07:56] Boys     No thought at all. SIGN    Aho Girl SIGN    Micca-chan SIGN    Test SIGN    Part 39 SIGN    Beware of Perverts [08:12] President     If I want to get closer to Akutsu-kun,     I need to get closer to his family. [08:18] Ruri     I love you, Onee-chan! [08:20] Ruri     Marry my brother so you     can be my real sister! [08:23] President     What? Let's not get ahead of ourselves. [08:27] President     Right? [08:27] Akuru     When should we hold the ceremony? [08:31] President     Right now! [08:33] President     O-Okay! She's sad about getting a     zero on her test. Cheer her up! [08:37] Yoshie     Don't move. [08:38] President     Huh?! [08:39] Yoshie     What do you think you're doing? [08:41] President     Aren't you Hanabatake-san's mother?! [08:44] President     Wait, she somehow unhooked     my bra with that one touch! [08:47] President     Just what is this old hag?! [08:49] Yoshie     Hah. [08:50] Yoshie     If you're trying to get in with the girl,     I'll have you know it's futile. [08:55] President     Wh-What do you mean? [08:58] Ruri     Oh, Auntie. [09:00] Yoshie     My, Ruri-chan. [09:01] Yoshie     You look a little down. [09:02] Ruri     I got another zero. [09:04] Yoshie     Like I always say, you'll get it eventually. [09:09] Ruri     Thanks, Auntie. You're always so nice. [09:13] Yoshie     Aww! [09:13] President     This lady... [09:14] President     She's been in with the girl for ages! [09:17] President     No! This lady is a bad lady! [09:20] Ruri     Huh? Who are you? [09:23] Yoshie     This is A-kun's stalker! [09:25] President     Wha— N-No! [09:27] Ruri     Onii-chan's too weird to have a stalker... [09:30] President     Akutsu-kun, weird?! [09:32] President     But he's so cold-hearted and sadistic! [09:34] Ruri     This lady is a crazy lady! [09:35] President     No, I'm not! She's the real crazy lady! [09:42] Yoshie     Do you think Ruri-chan would believe the     words of a panty-less exhibitionist? [09:47] President     My panties?! [09:49] President     I see... Unhooking my bra was just a diversion. [09:53] President     She wanted me focused on my upper body     so my lower body would be defenseless, [09:58] President     then she took my panties! [10:01] Yoshie     This girl is a stalker and an exhibitionist     and isn't wearing panties. [10:06] President     What? You just ripped my     panties off in an instant! [10:09] Yoshie     How on earth would I do that? [10:11] President     You freaking hag! [10:13] Yoshie     Stay away from her, you pervert! [10:15] President     Give me back my panties,     you damn old hag! [10:19] Yoshie     You pervert! [10:32] Ruri     What are these two? [10:34] President     My panties! [10:36] Yoshie     Useless! Useless! [10:38] President     Or so it seemed! [10:39] President     I'm taking yours instead! [10:44] Yoshie     Too obvious, little girl! [10:48] Yoshie     Now look closely, Ruri-chan! [10:50] Yoshie     I'll prove that she's an exhibitionist     who doesn't wear panties! [10:53] President     No! [10:55] President     S-Stop! [10:56] Yoshie     You're finished now! [10:58] President     No! Please, stop! [11:14] Ruri     She's wearing panties. [11:17] Yoshie     What?! Impossible! [11:22] Yoshie     She's wearing them... [11:24] Yoshie     Why?! How?! [11:25] Ruri     Huh? I can feel the wind under my skirt. [11:29] Yoshie     What? You didn't... [11:31] Yoshie     You couldn't have! You bitch! [11:35] Yoshie     You took off Ruri's panties with your     feet and slipped them on yourself?! [11:43] Yoshie     Without my noticing, in an instant. [11:51] Yoshie     I'd best start training again. [11:56] President     We'll settle this another day. [12:01] Ruri     Huh? SIGN    Beware of Perverts [12:14] Ruri     What was that about? [12:17] Ruri     Huh? [12:18] Ruri     What? [12:19] Ruri     My panties disappeared?! SIGN    Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl [12:25] Yoshiko     Next time: "Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl!" 11 - Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Part 40 SIGN    Let's try a little harder! [01:11] Yoshiko     Cheer up, Ruri-chan! [01:12] Ruri     Yoshiko?! [01:13] Yoshiko     You might be bad at school, but there     are plenty of other things you can do! [01:17] Ruri     R-Really? Like what? [01:21] Yoshiko     Dunno. [01:22] Ruri     Think of something first! [01:24] Yoshiko     Then what can you do? [01:25] Ruri     Huh? [01:26] Ruri     Wh-What can I do? [01:28] Ruri     I haven't tried to do anything but study... [01:31] Yoshiko     But you're bad at studying, right? [01:34] Ruri     Wait... [01:36] Ruri     Am I screwed? [01:37] Yoshiko     Let's try doing some different stuff! [01:39] Yoshiko     Cooking! SIGN    Slice [01:40] Ruri     Gah! [01:41] Yoshiko     Sewing! SIGN    Stab [01:42] Ruri     Gah! [01:43] Yoshiko     Drawing! [01:44] Yoshiko     Horizontal bar! [01:45] Yoshiko     Jump rope! [01:46] Yoshiko     Bicycle! [01:50] Ruri     Don't look at me like that! [01:52] Ruri     Have I always been this useless? [01:56] Ruri     I've lived eleven years,     and I have nothing to show! [02:01] Yoshiko     Tricycle! [02:04] Ruri     I can ride this! [02:05] Ruri     Anyone can ride that! [02:09] Ruri     I'll master one thing, whatever it takes! [02:11] Ruri     Don't let go until I say to, Yoshiko. [02:13] Yoshiko     You got it! [02:15] Ruri     Here I go! [02:17] Yoshiko     Oh, a dragonfly. [02:21] Yoshiko     Wait for me! [02:23] Ruri     Now you can't let go! [02:29] Ruri     A-All right! This is going great! [02:38] Ruri     Cut that out! [02:40] Yoshiko     Ruri-chan, you're all beat up! [02:41] Ruri     Because of you! [02:43] Ruri     Whatever! I'll do this by myself! [02:45] Yoshiko     No! Don't be reckless! [02:46] Ruri     Move! [02:47] Ruri     Don't blame me if I hit you! [02:50] Yoshiko     Ruri-chan! [02:52] Yoshiko     A-Are you okay? [02:55] Ruri     It's only natural to fail the first time. [03:02] Ruri     But if I keep picking myself up [03:04] Ruri     and trying again, [03:06] Ruri     one day... [03:07] Ruri     I'll succeed! [03:08] Yoshiko     You mean studying, too? [03:10] Ruri     One day, I'll be good at that, too! [03:17] Yoshiko     She's fallen down hundreds of times. [03:20] Yoshiko     She's got guts! [03:22] Ruri     I won't let this be over until     I've achieved something! [03:26] Ruri     I'll show you what I can do! [03:33] Yoshiko     Ruri-chan! [03:37] Ruri     I can't even ride a bike. [03:40] Ruri     What else can you do but laugh? [03:43] Ruri     Quit laughing! [03:44] Yoshiko     Seriously?! [03:46] Ruri     I'm not... [03:47] Ruri     I'm not going home until I can ride this! [03:50] Yoshiko     Wow, that's intense! [03:53] Yoshiko     You must be... [03:54] Yoshiko     the hardest worker in     the world, Ruri-chan! [04:00] Ruri     Yoshiko... [04:02] Yoshiko     Too bad you can't show anything for it! [04:03] Ruri     Shut up! [04:05] Ruri     I'm not losing to you, Yoshiko! [04:05] Yoshiko     Hey, hey, hey, Ruri-chan!     Let's see who can shout louder! [04:09] Dog     One day, you'll be able to do it. SIGN    Part 41 [04:21] Yoshiko     How could this happen? [04:24] Ryuuichi     What's the matter, Sis? [04:25] Yoshiko     The new Banana Froppeccino Deluxe,     made with three whole bananas, [04:25] [SONG] Sign     Limited Time Only SIGN    Banana Froppeccino SIGN    Sold out due to unexpected demand [04:32] Yoshiko     is sold out everywhere I look. [04:35] Ryuuichi     I'll help you search for a shop! [04:37] Yoshiko     Seriously?! [04:38] Yoshiko     Thank you, [04:39] Yoshiko     guy I don't know! [04:41] Ryuuichi     I'm your soldier, Ryuuichi! [04:48] Yoshiko     None here either, huh? [04:50] Ryuuichi     S-Sis... [04:51] Yoshiko     R-Ryuuichi-kun? [04:55] Yoshiko     What happened to you? [04:57] Ryuuichi     I'm sorry. [04:58] Ryuuichi     I found a shop in the next town with     one Banana Froppeccino Deluxe left. [05:03] Yoshiko     What?! [05:04] Ryuuichi     But it looks like some guys from     Dick High were looking for one, too. [05:08] Ryuuichi     I tried my best to stop them, [05:11] Ryuuichi     but there were just too many. [05:14] Yoshiko     What did you say? [05:16] Ryuuichi     I wanted to make you happy... [05:19] Ryuuichi     I hate this! [05:21] Ryuuichi     What's more, they took one sip and said, [05:23] Ryuuichi     "It just tastes like bananas. Nothing special." [05:26] Ryuuichi     And then they tossed it out in front of me. [05:30] Yoshiko     I see. [05:31] Yoshiko     I know how you feel. [05:34] Yoshiko     They dare insult our beloved bananas? [05:37] Yoshiko     And they dare to throw it away     without trying to savor the flavor? [05:40] Yoshiko     This is unforgivable. [05:42] Ryuuichi     No, um... [05:44] Yoshiko     I will avenge you, Ryuuichi-kun. [05:47] Ryuuichi     Wait— Hold— [05:50] Yoshiko     Now I'm mad. [05:53] Ryuuichi     S-Sis?! [05:55] Ryuuichi     I don't really care about the banana part! SIGN    Stan K. Dick High School [06:05] DickA     That loser back there was a real laugh! [06:08] DickA     He had the balls to pick a fight with Sudou-san [06:10] DickA     over some banana juice and get his ass beat! [06:12] Yoshiko     Is this "Sudou" guy your boss? [06:15] DickA     Huh? [06:16] DickA     Who the hell are— [06:19] Yoshiko     Taste it. [06:23] DickB     Y-You— [06:26] Yoshiko     Now where's this Sudou guy? [06:32] DickA     Sudou-san! [06:33] DickA     We've got trouble! [06:34] DickA     A friend of the guy you     messed up is here for revenge! [06:36] Sudou     What's that? [06:46] Yoshiko     You must be Sudou. [06:50] Sudou     Hah. So you messed up some     minions. Don't get cocky. [06:54] Sudou     Listen, bitch. These four, [06:56] Sudou     the Four Kings of Dick High, are strong. [06:59] Yoshiko     Don't waste my time. [07:01] Yoshiko     I'll take all four of you. Right now. [07:05] DickKingA     You little bitch! [07:30] Yoshiko     This is the end! [07:31] Yoshiko     Taste the deliciousness of bananas! [07:38] Sudou     I-Impossible. [07:40] Sudou     What are you? [07:41] Yoshiko     That just leaves you. [07:45] Sudou     Look! A flying banana! [07:47] Yoshiko     Seriously?! [07:49] Sudou     Idiot! [07:50] Sudou     Die! [07:54] Sudou     Idiot! [07:59] Yoshiko     Did you do something just now? [08:04] Yoshiko     A-kun's punches hurt a hundred     times more than that. [08:19] Yoshiko     Good, aren't they? [08:21] Yoshiko     Savor the flavor. [08:25] Yoshiko     I've avenged you, [08:28] Yoshiko     Banana Froppeccino Deluxe. [08:31] Ryuuichi     I'm telling you! [08:33] Ryuuichi     I really don't care about the banana part! SIGN    Part 42 [08:43] Yoshiko     Morning, Dog! [08:46] Yoshiko     The weather's great! [08:47] Yoshiko     Let's forget about school and go for a walk! [08:52] Akuru     You're going to school. SIGN    For you, Pome-chan. SIGN    I'm so happy. SIGN    A flower, a flower, SIGN    a flower for     Pome-chan [09:37] Man     Hey! A kid! [09:39] Boy     Someone! Help! [09:42] Man     Oh, no! He'll be washed away! [09:51] Man     That dog's amazing!     He's swimming the rapids! [09:57] Man     He's saved the boy! [10:01] Boy     Thank you... [10:10] Boy     Thank you! [10:28] WomanA     Th-That dog is attacking my son! [10:31] WomanA     Someone catch that dog! SIGN    Transfers [10:46] RobberA     Gimme all your cash! SIGN    Deposits Withdrawals Transfers Taxes [10:50] WomanB     Saori, quiet. [10:51] RobberB     Shut up, kid! [10:56] RobberB     Or I'll kill ya. [11:03] RobberA     Y-You damn dog! You'll pay for that! [11:11] RobberA     Wh-What?! [11:22] TellerA     He beat him! [11:24] TellerB     That dog is incredible! [11:30] WomanB     Saori, it's okay now. [11:41] Saori     Is that flower for me? [11:50] Saori     Thank you, doggy! [12:05] Yoshiko     Hey, did you hear? [12:07] Yoshiko     There was a bank robbery     near here yesterday! [12:10] Akuru     Really? That's kinda scary. [12:12] Yoshiko     But the robbers got done in by     some passing dog or something! [12:15] Akuru     There's no way that's true. SIGN    Meeting... And! Aho Girl [12:25] Yoshiko     Next time: "Meeting... And! Aho Girl!" 12 - Meeting... And! Aho Girl Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Sayaka     Oh, right, aren't you two childhood friends? [00:06] Yoshiko     That's right! [00:08] Yoshiko     We've been lovey-dovey since forever! [00:14] Akuru     So it's been ten years, huh? [00:28] Yoshie     We're the Hanabatakes.     We just moved here today. SIGN    10 Years Ago [00:31] MrsAkutsu     We're the Akutsus. It's a pleasure to meet you. [00:34] Yoshiko     I'm Hanabatake Yoshiko! I'm four! [00:37] Yoshie     Yoshiko, you're five now. [00:39] Yoshiko     Are you serious?! What's "five" mean?! [00:42] Yoshie     After "four" comes "five." Remember? [00:44] Yoshiko     Who decided that? [00:45] Yoshie     God. [00:45] Yoshiko     God?! He sounds cool! [00:47] Akuru     Weirdo. [00:49] Yoshiko     So?! [00:49] Yoshiko     Who are you? [00:51] Akuru     A-Akutsu Akuru. [00:53] Yoshiko     A-kun, huh? [00:54] Yoshiko     Okay! Let's play! [00:55] Akuru     No thanks. I'm going to go study. [00:57] Yoshiko     Oh, I see. [00:59] Yoshiko     So, what'cha wanna play?! [01:01] Akuru     Were you listening? [01:04] Akuru     I'll just try to stay away from her. [01:10] Akuru     How the heck did you get in here?! [01:12] Yoshiko     I jumped from my window! [01:16] Akuru     Are you serious? [01:17] Yoshiko     So, what'cha wanna play?! [01:19] Akuru     I said I was gonna study! [01:20] Yoshiko     What's "study"? Is it fun? [01:23] Akuru     Uh, no, it's not fun. [01:25] Yoshiko     Huh? Then why do you do it? [01:27] Akuru     For my future. [01:29] Yoshiko     You gotta live in the moment! [01:31] Akuru     Dunno why, but that pisses me off! [01:34] Yoshiko     I'm hungry. [01:36] Yoshiko     Gimme something yummy! [01:38] Akuru     Impudent little... [01:41] Akuru     Eat it and leave! [01:42] Yoshiko     What's that?! [01:46] Yoshiko     A yellow wee-wee? [01:47] Akuru     It's a banana! [01:49] Yoshiko     I'mma eat the yellow wee-wee! [01:51] Akuru     Listen to me, would you?! [01:56] Yoshiko     Yum! [01:58] Yoshiko     How is it so yummy?! [02:00] Yoshiko     My God, it's yummy!     Nothing's yummier than this! [02:02] Akuru     It's that good?! [02:05] Yoshiko     Banana yummy! [02:08] Akuru     Freak. [02:11] Yoshiko     I never dreamed you'd give     me something so yummy. [02:15] Yoshiko     You must really love me! [02:18] Akuru     What?! [02:19] Yoshiko     Trying to win me over with food?     You precocious child, you. [02:23] Akuru     Wh-What are you talking about? [02:25] Yoshiko     Well, I guess... [02:27] Yoshiko     you've got a cute face, at least. [02:29] Akuru     S-Stay away! [02:31] Yoshiko     I'll accept your love! [02:34] Akuru     I don't even like you! [02:35] Yoshiko     No need to be shy! [02:37] Akuru     I'm not being shy! [02:38] Yoshiko     You're so cute! [02:39] Akuru     You're a freak! [02:43] Akuru     Sh-She'll never find me here. [02:47] Yoshiko     Found you. [02:50] ---     Ow... [02:52] Yoshiko     Aww, could you be any more shy? [02:56] Yoshiko     I love you, too, A-kun. [02:58] Akuru     S-Stay away. [03:01] Akuru     Hey, what are you— [03:04] Akuru     No. Stop! [03:06] Akuru     N-No... Stop! [03:09] Akuru     Anything but that! [03:25] Yoshiko     I'll let you marry me when we grow u— [03:34] Akuru     Never show your face in front of me     again if you don't want to get hurt! SIGN    30 Minutes Later [03:41] Yoshiko     Let's play! [03:46] Akuru     It was when I met this idiot that I     first really felt emotion in my heart. [03:52] Sayaka     A-A-kun-san... [03:55] Yoshiko     Hey, hey, A-kun, A-kun! [03:57] Yoshiko     Let's play! [03:59] Akuru     Shut up! [03:59] Akuru     I'm trying to study here! [04:01] Yoshiko     Don't you wanna play with     me because you love me? [04:03] Akuru     I told you, I hate your guts! [04:04] Yoshiko     After you gave me that hot,     steamy, passionate kiss? [04:09] Akuru     You forced it on me! [04:15] Yoshiko     That weak punch is too slow for me! [04:18] Yoshiko     Come on, let's play! [04:20] Akuru     Let go of me! [04:21] Yoshiko     Yahoo! [04:24] Akuru     At this rate... [04:26] Yoshiko     Yum! [04:26] Akuru     Don't come over for dinner! [04:28] Yoshiko     What a cute wee-wee! [04:29] Akuru     Quit peeping at me! [04:32] Akuru     That's my futon... [04:34] Akuru     At this rate, she's going to ruin my life! [04:41] Akuru     I'll beat her... [04:43] Akuru     I have to beat her! [04:46] Akuru     I'll take it back. [04:47] Akuru     My peaceful life. [04:50] Akuru     I'll get ripped from the core out... [04:54] Akuru     Get strong... [04:59] Akuru     And... [05:00] Akuru     And then I'll... [05:03] Akuru     I'll beat her! [05:14] Akuru     I can do this. [05:15] Akuru     With this fist, I can     take her down for good. [05:19] Akuru     J-Just you watch... [05:23] Akuru     Huh? [05:27] Yoshiko     A-kun, let's play! [05:33] Yoshiko     A-kun? [05:41] Akuru     I can't... move... [05:45] Akuru     That was you?! [05:47] MrsAkutsu     Oh, are you all better now? [05:50] Akuru     Huh? [05:51] MrsAkutsu     You caught a cold and slept for a whole day. [05:54] Akuru     That long? [05:55] MrsAkutsu     Yoshiko-chan looked after     you the whole time. [05:59] Akuru     What?! No way! [06:01] Akuru     Did she, seriously? [06:05] Akuru     Maybe she isn't so bad. [06:08] Akuru     But this idiot could look after me? [06:11] MrsAkutsu     Yeah! And it was so cute! [06:14] MrsAkutsu     She was like, "If I catch his     cold, he'll get better!" [06:19] MrsAkutsu     She kissed you all night long! [06:26] Yoshiko     Oh, A-kun, you're better now? [06:28] Yoshiko     It must have been the power of our love. [06:33] Akuru     Taste... [06:35] Akuru     the power of my fist! [06:44] Akuru     Hit her, damn you! [06:48] Akuru     If there's one good thing that     came of meeting her, [06:51] Akuru     it's that I met you. [06:57] Akuru     I'm gonna ruin you today! [06:59] Akuru     Die! [07:02] Yoshiko     Weak! [07:03] Yoshiko     Let's play all day again today! [07:05] Akuru     Let go of me! [07:11] Akuru     I-I'm home. [07:13] MrsAkutsu     Welcome back. [07:14] MrsAkutsu     Oh, your gifted program     test scores came back. [07:17] Akuru     Huh? Oh. SIGN    Akutsu Akuru [07:23] MrsAkutsu     You didn't do too well this time, [07:26] MrsAkutsu     but I think going outside and playing     with Yoshiko-chan is healthier for you. [07:30] Akuru     O-Oh, no... [07:32] MrsAkutsu     Akuru? [07:32] Akuru     If she keeps abducting me,     my grades will keep falling, [07:33] MrsAkutsu     Akuru?! [07:35] Akuru     and I won't get into a good     college or a good job, [07:37] Akuru     and my life will be ruined! [07:40] Akuru     And in the worst case... [07:42] Akuru     She's going to force me to marry her! [07:47] Yoshiko     They're your kids! [07:53] Akuru     I have to do something. [07:55] Akuru     But I'm too weak to even graze her. [07:58] Akuru     Damn it! [07:59] Akuru     Why does she keep bugging     me in the first place?! [08:01] Yoshiko     Because I love you! [08:04] Akuru     Wh-What are you doing here?! [08:05] Yoshiko     I heard you calling for me! [08:06] Akuru     As if! [08:08] Akuru     "I love you," nothing! [08:10] Akuru     Oh, I've got it! [08:11] Akuru     I just need to get her to hate me! [08:15] Akuru     Hey, what kind of people do you hate? [08:19] Yoshiko     Huh? [08:19] Akuru     Are there any kinds of people     you don't want to go near? [08:22] Yoshiko     People I don't want to go near? [08:24] Yoshiko     Like someone covered in poop? [08:27] Akuru     A-Any others? [08:30] Yoshiko     I don't wanna go near perverts. [08:32] Yoshiko     As a woman, I have to hate them. [08:34] Akuru     Perverts, huh? [08:35] Akuru     I see. [08:37] Akuru     So that's it. [08:38] Akuru     Then I'll be a total pervert to you! [08:42] Yoshiko     What are you doing?! [08:43] Yoshiko     A-kun, you pervert! [08:46] Akuru     Hey, I'm still only five. [08:48] Akuru     No one will make a big deal of this. [08:50] Akuru     Well, my parents might     look at me differently, [08:54] Akuru     but if it means she'll hate me,     that's a small price to pay! [08:57] Akuru     Come on! Show me more! [09:00] Yoshiko     No! What's gotten into you, A-kun?! [09:02] Akuru     Nothing's gotten into me!     I love doing stuff like this! [09:05] Akuru     Come on! Show me more! [09:07] Yoshiko     No! [09:13] Akuru     Now, show me your panties! [09:25] Akuru     D-Did I go too far? [09:27] Yoshiko     I'm sorry, A-kun. [09:30] Yoshiko     I get it now. [09:31] Akuru     Wh-What are you apologizing for? [09:34] Yoshiko     Because... Because... [09:38] Yoshiko     It's only natural you'd want to get perverted [09:41] Yoshiko     with a super cute girl that     you play with every day! [09:45] Yoshiko     I understand! [09:46] Yoshiko     It's my fault for making you hold back! [09:48] Yoshiko     It's not your fault! [09:50] Akuru     Wh-What are you talking about? [09:51] Akuru     Didn't you hate perverts?! [09:53] Yoshiko     It's unavoidable when two     people love each other! [09:57] Yoshiko     I just wasn't ready for it yet! [10:00] Yoshiko     But I'll... [10:01] Yoshiko     I'll put up with it! [10:02] Yoshiko     Here! You wanted to see my panties! [10:07] Yoshiko     Take them! [10:08] Yoshiko     A-kun! [10:23] Yoshiko     Take responsibility, okay? [10:29] Akuru     Well, I have to say... [10:30] Akuru     My feelings for Yoshiko... [10:33] Akuru     haven't changed in these ten years. [10:37] Sayaka     His smile scares me... [10:40] Yoshiko     Oh, no! I nearly forgot! [10:42] Yoshiko     You see, today I'm... [10:46] Yoshiko     wearing the same panties as the day A-kun     gave in to his desires and attacked me! [10:51] Sayaka     The same ones? From when you were five? [10:53] Yoshiko     It's embarrassing for me,     but I'll show you anyway! [11:01] Yoshiko     Now look, [11:02] Yoshiko     A-kun! [11:03] Yoshiko     The panties from our memories! [11:05] Yoshiko     Let's play like we did when we were kids! [11:10] Yoshiko     Now look! Look! Come on, look! Come on! [11:11] Akuru     Yeah... I'll hit you like I used to. [11:13] Yoshiko     Come on! Come on! Look! Come on! Come on! [11:16] Yoshiko     Bring it on! [11:17] Akuru     My feelings haven't changed     in all these years. [11:20] Akuru     I still want to kill you! [12:25] Yoshiko     See you.