# AHO-GIRL
She is Hanabatake Yoshiko, and she's an idiot through and through. She loves bananas, and she loves her childhood friend Akkun. That is all! Summer 2017, Aho Girl gets its long-awaited anime! Watching it will surely cheer you up, probably?
# Season 1
# 1 - She's Here! Aho Girl!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRMGZG27R/aho-girl)
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***SIGN*** Class 1-2
**[01:01] Yoshiko**
Hey, A-kun, A-kun!
**[01:04] Akira**
What, Yoshiko?
***SIGN*** Japanese Math English Science
**[01:06] Yoshiko**
I got a 0 on all my proficiency tests!
**[01:09] Akira**
You're an idiot.
**[01:10] Yoshiko**
They were even bubble sheet tests!
Isn't that amazing?!
**[01:13] Akira**
You're a huge idiot.
***SIGN*** Part 1
**[01:19] Akira**
As your friend since we were
little, I should warn you
**[01:21] Akira**
that your idiocy is too great to
permit your survival in this world.
**[01:25] Yoshiko**
What? No way!
**[01:26] Yoshiko**
I'm going to die?!
**[01:28] Yoshiko**
Then before I die...
**[01:30] Yoshiko**
I want to eat just one more banana!
**[01:33] Yoshiko**
Then I'll have no more regrets.
**[01:38] Akira**
You really are an idiot.
**[01:40] Akira**
You need to study, or you're
never going to get a job.
**[01:44] Yoshiko**
Huh? That means every day will
be like Sunday!
**[01:47] Yoshiko**
Hooray! Hooray!
**[01:51] Akira**
You wouldn't be able to survive.
**[01:53] Yoshiko**
Then I'll win the lottery!
**[01:55] Akira**
Like you'd win!
**[01:57] Yoshiko**
Come on, dream a little!
***SIGN*** Fury
**[02:01] Yoshiko**
Or I could become a housewife.
**[02:03] Akira**
No one would marry you.
***SIGN*** Fury
**[02:10] Akira**
Who the hell would marry an idiot like you?
**[02:13] Yoshiko**
No way! Do you have a girlfriend, A-kun?
**[02:16] Akira**
N-No... So what if I don't?
**[02:19] Yoshiko**
I knew it. You don't seem to
understand girls, anyway—
**[02:31] Yoshiko**
You're so cold, A-kun.
**[02:34] Yoshiko**
Even when...
**[02:36] Yoshiko**
I love you so much!
**[02:39] Akira**
Oh, I see.
**[02:40] Yoshiko**
So careless!
**[02:41] Yoshiko**
It's true!
**[02:42] Yoshiko**
You come wake me up every morning,
**[02:45] Yoshiko**
you tell me when I forget things...
**[02:47] Yoshiko**
And...
**[02:48] Yoshiko**
When I'm hungry, you give me bananas!
**[02:52] Yoshiko**
You give me bananas!
**[03:01] Yoshiko**
You're so sweet, A-kun!
**[03:03] Akira**
Right.
***SIGN*** How to Train Your Pet
**[03:04] Yoshiko**
You even ended up in the same high school
as me because you were worried about me.
**[03:08] Yoshiko**
You're too sweet.
**[03:10] Akira**
No, you idiot.
**[03:11] Akira**
It's only because I considered
the required study time
**[03:14] Akira**
and commute time. The good
high schools were too far away.
**[03:16] Akira**
Got it?
**[03:17] Yoshiko**
Yup! So basically...
**[03:19] Yoshiko**
You're a tsundere!
**[03:21] Akira**
*She's got no clue.*
**[03:24] Yoshiko**
But whatever the reason
might be, it makes me happy.
**[03:28] Yoshiko**
Thanks for always staying by my side,
even though I cause you so much trouble.
**[03:35] Yoshiko**
As thanks, I'll let you see my panties!
**[03:38] Yoshiko**
Panties!
**[03:40] Yoshiko**
Oh, you're so shy!
**[03:42] Akira**
That's not it!
**[03:43] Akira**
I don't want to see your filthy panties!
**[03:46] Yoshiko**
What?!
**[03:46] Yoshiko**
Even I wouldn't have
skid marks on my panties!
**[03:51] Yoshiko**
There's no poop on them!
**[03:53] Akira**
Shut up!
**[03:55] Yoshiko**
Oh!
**[03:56] Yoshiko**
Apparently, the banana shop
in front of the station
**[03:58] Yoshiko**
is getting in some super
top-quality bananas today!
**[04:00] Yoshiko**
All right, A-kun! See you tomorrow!
**[04:05] Akira**
How exhausting...
**[04:09] Akira**
*School's not over yet!*
**[04:21] Akira**
Hey.
**[04:22] Akira**
Wake up, you idiot.
**[04:28] Yoshiko**
Eek!
***SIGN*** Part 2
**[04:33] Yoshie**
I'm sorry to make you do this every morning.
**[04:34] Yoshie**
She won't wake up unless it's you, A-kun.
**[04:38] Akira**
Well, we are neighbors.
**[04:41] Akira**
Even though I don't really have a choice...
**[04:46] Yoshiko**
Bananas so good...
**[04:49] Yoshie**
I'm so sorry that she's such an idiot.
**[04:52] Akira**
You have my condolences.
**[04:54] Yoshie**
If you two started going out, I wouldn't
have anything to worry about. Peek.
**[04:58] Akira**
That's impossible.
**[04:59] Yoshie**
B-But she's not so bad on the outside.
**[05:02] Akira**
Just think about it.
**[05:04] Akira**
Humans don't fall in love
with monkeys, do they?
**[05:08] Yoshie**
Then please... Please, just make
her somewhat human!
**[05:13] Akira**
True... We shouldn't have her go out
into society the way she is right now.
**[05:17] Akira**
All right. I'll figure something out.
**[05:19] Yoshie**
A-kun...
**[05:21] Akira**
If that fails...
**[05:23] Akira**
Let's have her commit a misdemeanor,
so they'll lock her up in a cell.
**[05:27] Yoshie**
A-kun...
**[05:36] Sayaka**
Good morning, Yoshiko-chan.
**[05:38] Yoshiko**
You're as cute as ever, Sayaka-chan.
**[05:40] Sayaka**
O-Oh, please. You're cuter
than me, Yoshiko-chan.
**[05:44] Yoshiko**
What? Really?!
**[05:45] Yoshiko**
Like, the cutest in the world?!
**[05:46] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[05:47] Sayaka**
S-Sure...
**[05:48] Yoshiko**
For real?! Then next, I'll be
the cutest in the universe?!
**[05:50] Sayaka**
S-Sure...
**[05:52] Akira**
Wait, stop.
**[05:53] Akira**
I beg of you, please don't
encourage this idiot.
**[05:57] Sayaka**
Well, it's true that Yoshiko-chan
is cuter than me.
**[06:01] Akira**
Uh, no matter how you look at it,
you're definitely cuter.
**[06:04] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[06:06] Yoshiko**
You're hitting on her, A-kun?!
**[06:08] Yoshiko**
How could you, when you
have someone like me?!
**[06:11] Akira**
Shut up, you idiot!
**[06:14] Akira**
Hey...
**[06:16] Akira**
We're not together.
**[06:17] Sayaka**
U-Um, uh...
**[06:19] Sayaka**
I'm sorry!
**[06:20] Sayaka**
Your face is scary, so I have to decline!
**[06:24] Akira**
Hey...
**[06:26] Yoshiko**
Oh, A-kun...
**[06:28] Yoshiko**
No cheating on me allowed, you hear?
**[06:32] Akira**
What the hell are you
talking about, you idiot?
**[06:34] Yoshiko**
Even though you saw my
panties again this morning?
**[06:37] Akira**
You showed them to me when
no one even asked you to!
**[06:39] Yoshiko**
W-Well, it was embarrassing for me!
**[06:42] Akira**
Then put some damn clothes on!
***SIGN*** Part 3
**[06:56] Sensei**
All right.
**[06:56] Sensei**
Is there anything anyone doesn't
understand up to this point?
**[06:59] Yoshiko**
Yes!
**[07:00] Yoshiko**
I don't understand any of it!
**[07:02] Sensei**
Well, that's not good.
**[07:04] Yoshiko**
Indeed, it is not.
**[07:05] Yoshiko**
So I want to go outside and play dodgeball!
**[07:11] Yoshiko**
I wonder why I don't get any of this.
**[07:14] Sayaka**
Maybe there's something else you're
good at besides your studies.
**[07:18] Sayaka**
Do you have any hobbies, Yoshiko-chan?
**[07:20] Yoshiko**
Bananas!
**[07:23] Sayaka**
U-Um... I meant is there
anything that you like to do?
**[07:27] Yoshiko**
Something I want to do?
**[07:31] Yoshiko**
I want to stand above others.
**[07:33] Sayaka**
That's...
**[07:34] Akira**
...impossible for you.
**[07:36] Yoshiko**
Huh?!
**[07:37] Sayaka**
B-But you're really cheerful, so maybe
you can make others cheerful, too.
**[07:43] Yoshiko**
Right?!
**[07:44] Yoshiko**
You should end up beneath me in
your future, too, Sayaka-chan.
**[07:47] Sayaka**
Th-That's...
**[07:49] Sayaka**
I-I mean, I don't have any talents.
**[07:53] Yoshiko**
Have a little more faith in yourself!
**[07:55] Yoshiko**
It's okay.
**[07:57] Yoshiko**
If you try really hard, you'll end up
being useful to someone, Sayaka-chan.
**[08:01] Yoshiko**
Right?
**[08:02] Akira**
Pretty sure you could
get mad at any time now.
**[08:06] Akira**
Also, know your place, Yoshiko.
**[08:08] Yoshiko**
Oh, come on. You're such a kidder, A-kun.
**[08:11] Akira**
I'm serious!
**[08:13] Akira**
And you need to tell her
when she's being impossible!
**[08:17] Akira**
What?
**[08:18] Yoshiko**
Jeez you're going to scare
Sayaka-chan with a face like that!
**[08:21] Akira**
I-I don't really care about
being liked by your friends.
**[08:25] Yoshiko**
That's not good! You don't even have
any friends, let alone a girlfriend!
**[08:29] Sayaka**
R-Really?
**[08:31] Yoshiko**
Yeah, he's super cold and has a quick temper.
**[08:34] Sayaka**
Ah...
**[08:36] Sayaka**
B-But I'm sure he has at
least a couple of friends.
**[08:40] Yoshiko**
Nope! A-kun, let me see your phone.
**[08:42] Akira**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Number of Contacts (3)
Home
Yoshiko
Yoshiko's House
**[08:43] Yoshiko**
See?
**[08:47] Sayaka**
S-So tragic...
**[08:49] Akira**
Really, stop.
**[08:51] Sayaka**
All right.
**[08:52] Sayaka**
I'll be your friend, A-kun-san.
**[08:56] Yoshiko**
Really?! You aren't scared?
**[08:58] Sayaka**
Yeah. Now that I know how tragic
he is, he's not scary anymore.
**[09:02] Yoshiko**
Oh, I totally get that.
**[09:05] Sayaka**
Cheer up, okay?
**[09:09] Yoshiko**
Isn't that great, A-kun?
**[09:12] Akira**
*Her kindness... hurts.*
***SIGN*** Home Yoshiko Yoshiko's House Sumino Sayaka
**[09:20] Yoshiko**
All right, it's done!
**[09:22] Yoshiko**
A-kun's at the height of puberty,
so I'm sure that when he sees this,
**[09:25] Yoshiko**
he'll get all worked up and...
**[09:28] Akira**
Yoshiko's boobies!
**[09:30] Yoshiko**
Eek! A-kun, you perv!
**[09:41] Yoshiko**
It's okay, A-kun. You can't
help it, since you're a boy.
**[09:45] Yoshiko**
Yoshiko!
***SIGN*** Part 4
***SIGN*** Disciplinary Committee
**[09:50] Discipline**
The disciplinary committee will be
searching everyone's belongings.
**[09:53] Discipline**
Make sure you thoroughly show
us the inside of your bags.
**[09:56] Akira**
A search... Hey, go throw that book away.
**[09:59] Yoshiko**
No! This book is basically a part of me!
**[10:04] Discipline**
You, there! What do you think
you're bringing into school?
**[10:06] Yoshiko**
Oh, this? I gave this to A-kun this morning.
**[10:10] Akira**
Hey!
**[10:11] Discipline**
I'll be confiscating that as the
head of the disciplinary committee.
**[10:13] Discipline**
Bringing something so indecent
to school so boldly...
**[10:16] Discipline**
It's people like you that bring disorder
to the decency of this school.
**[10:19] Akira**
Damn that Yoshiko...
**[10:21] Discipline**
Are you listening to me?
**[10:24] Yoshiko**
Your boobs are huge!
**[10:26] Yoshiko**
The president of the disciplinary
committee's boobs
**[10:28] Yoshiko**
bring more disorder to this
school's decency than anything else!
**[10:30] Discipline**
Wh-Who do you think you are?
**[10:32] Yoshiko**
I'm Hanabatake Yoshiko from Class 1-2!
**[10:35] Yoshiko**
Could I squeeze your boobies for science?
**[10:38] Discipline**
O-Of course not!
**[10:40] Yoshiko**
Oh, come on. I'm not saying "for free."
**[10:42] Discipline**
Hey, I'm the president of the
disciplinary committee. You can't...
**[10:48] Discipline**
*She must be an idiot.*
**[10:51] Yoshiko**
What?
**[10:52] Yoshiko**
Then...
**[10:53] Yoshiko**
How about a banana?
**[10:56] Discipline**
Huh?
**[10:56] Yoshiko**
And it's no ordinary banana!
**[11:00] Yoshiko**
Once you eat it...
**[11:03] Discipline**
*What's with this girl? She's so creepy.*
**[11:05] Yoshiko**
Your body will crave more,
until you can't go on without it.
**[11:12] Discipline**
Do you mean the indecent kind of banana?
**[11:14] Yoshiko**
Huh? It's just a high-quality banana.
They cost 1,000 yen each!
***SIGN*** Sweet Banana
**[11:18] Discipline**
Huh?
**[11:19] Yoshiko**
Wait, what? What's an indecent banana?!
**[11:22] Yoshiko**
Oh, a peni—
**[11:24] Discipline**
No!
**[11:26] Yoshiko**
You're wide open!
**[11:28] Discipline**
Wait, don't...
**[11:29] Yoshiko**
This is...
**[11:35] Yoshiko**
Mother of God!
**[11:37] Yoshiko**
This heft! The bounciness!
These aren't boobs anymore, they're...
**[11:42] Yoshiko**
They're... What are they?!
**[11:47] Akira**
What are you?!
**[11:52] Yoshiko**
I-If my boobs were that big,
A-kun would love me more.
**[11:58] Yoshiko**
Erf.
**[12:00] Akira**
Nope.
**[12:03] Akira**
Sorry about that. Are you all right?
**[12:05] Discipline**
Y-Yes.
**[12:07] Akira**
If that idiot ever causes you
trouble again, let me know.
**[12:11] Akira**
I'll kill her.
**[12:13] Discipline**
O-Okay.
***SIGN*** Aho Girl Multiplies!
**[12:26] Yoshiko**
Next time: "Aho Girl Multiplies!"
# 2 - Aho Girl Multiplies!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRMGZG27R/aho-girl)
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***SIGN*** Koizumi Park
***SIGN*** Part 5
**[01:02] BoyA**
Loser's "it"!
**[01:04] BoyA**
Rock, paper...
**[01:05] All**
Scissors!
**[01:07] Yoshiko**
Aw, I'm "it"?
**[01:09] BoyA**
Who are you?!
**[01:10] Yoshiko**
I'm Yoshiko!
**[01:11] BoyA**
Not what I meant!
**[01:12] Yoshiko**
Better run, or I'm gonna get you!
**[01:15] BoyA**
Screw it! Run, you guys!
**[01:17] Yoshiko**
Stop right there!
**[01:22] BoyA**
Holy crap!
**[01:23] BoyA**
Wait, what happened to tag?!
**[01:25] BoyA**
What the heck are you?
**[01:28] Yoshiko**
If you absolutely must know...
**[01:31] Yoshiko**
I'm a master player!
**[01:32] BoyA**
No idea what that means, but wow!
**[01:34] BoyB**
But you're a grown-up. Is it
okay for you to play all day?
**[01:37] Yoshiko**
You betcha!
**[01:40] Akuru**
What are you doing out here, you idiot?
**[01:44] Yoshiko**
Uh-oh. It's Akuru the Killer!
**[01:46] BoyA**
"Killer"?!
**[01:47] Yoshiko**
Run for your lives!
**[01:49] Akuru**
Hey, wait!
**[01:55] Akuru**
Turn yourself in or the girl gets it.
**[01:58] Two**
He *is* a killer!
**[02:00] Yoshiko**
I'll have to...
**[02:01] Yoshiko**
use the swing to build momentum
and hit him with a dropkick!
**[02:12] Yoshiko**
Whee, this is fun!
**[02:14] Boys**
Yoshiko!
**[02:20] Boys**
Yoshiko!
**[02:24] BoyA**
Her face looks all naughty!
**[02:25] BoyB**
And her panties are showing!
**[02:27] Yoshiko**
A-kun, you perv!
**[02:30] Yoshiko**
But if you want to see them...
**[02:32] Yoshiko**
Stare! Stare to your heart's content!
**[02:38] Boys**
Yoshiko!
**[02:41] BoyA**
You killer! Stay away from Yoshiko!
**[02:43] BoyB**
You'll have to go through us first!
**[02:46] Yoshiko**
No. Run, boys. Save yourselves.
**[02:48] BoyA**
No way, you idiot.
**[02:50] BoyB**
We're friends, aren't we?
**[02:52] Yoshiko**
You guys...
**[02:58] Yoshiko**
Okay! Let's join forces and beat A-kun!
**[03:01] Boys**
Yeah!
**[03:03] Akuru**
Just so you know,
**[03:04] Akuru**
this girl is an idiot to the core.
**[03:06] Akuru**
I'm trying to get her to study. That's all.
**[03:11] Yoshiko**
So what?
**[03:13] Akuru**
Every test she takes,
**[03:14] Akuru**
she gets a zero!
**[03:17] BoyA**
Do you really get zeros on everything?
**[03:20] Yoshiko**
Well, yeah.
**[03:22] BoyB**
And all you do is play all day?
**[03:24] Yoshiko**
Not *all* day.
**[03:26] Yoshiko**
I eat, sleep, *and* play.
**[03:29] Boys**
She's a failure of a grown-up!
**[03:30] BoyB**
You don't have time to play with us!
**[03:33] Yoshiko**
Of course I do!
**[03:35] BoyA**
Of course you *don't*! Get a grip on reality!
**[03:38] Yoshiko**
What, you say?
**[03:39] Yoshiko**
You children...
**[03:40] Yoshiko**
Have all your hopes been lost and
broken by modern society already?!
**[03:48] Akuru**
Society's lost all hope for *you*.
**[03:51] BoyB**
So it's people like that who
are ruining this country.
**[03:55] BoyA**
We'd better try hard to turn it around.
***SIGN*** Part 6
**[04:05] LadyA**
Look at that.
**[04:07] LadyB**
How awful.
**[04:10] Yoshiko**
Let's play when we get home, A-kun!
**[04:13] Akuru**
I'm studying when I get home.
**[04:15] Akuru**
Bother me, and I'll kill you.
**[04:17] Yoshiko**
Okay! Let's play!
**[04:21] Yoshiko**
Um...
**[04:22] Ryuuichi**
What?
**[04:23] Yoshiko**
If you sit like that,
you might drop a doodie.
**[04:26] Ryuuichi**
Like hell I will!
**[04:27] Ryuuichi**
You screwing with me?!
**[04:28] Yoshiko**
I'm serious here!
**[04:29] Akuru**
Hey, Yoshiko...
**[04:30] Ryuuichi**
Who the hell're you?
**[04:34] Ryuuichi**
Well?!
**[04:35] Akuru**
H-Hold on, just let me explain.
**[04:37] Yoshiko**
A-kun, you look so uncool right now.
**[04:39] Akuru**
Oh, shut up!
**[04:41] Ryuuichi**
Hey, actually, you look kinda cute.
**[04:46] Akuru**
*He's not talking to you.*
**[04:47] Ryuuichi**
Come play with me for a bit.
**[04:49] Sayaka**
N-No, thank you.
**[04:52] Sayaka**
Yoshiko-chan?
**[04:54] Yoshiko**
If you want to play,
**[04:56] Yoshiko**
I'll play with you!
**[04:59] Yoshiko**
I wanna play!
**[05:00] Ryuuichi**
Outta the way, you idiot!
**[05:02] Akuru**
*Well said, brother!*
**[05:03] Ryuuichi**
Get lost!
**[05:07] Sayaka**
Yoshiko-chan!
**[05:09] Ryuuichi**
Come on, let's play.
**[05:10] Sayaka**
No!
**[05:11] Yoshiko**
I see.
**[05:13] Yoshiko**
No one ever wanted to play with you,
**[05:16] Yoshiko**
so you don't know how to ask others to play.
**[05:20] Yoshiko**
I totally get it!
**[05:22] Yoshiko**
Not being able to play when
you want to is painful!
**[05:25] Yoshiko**
But it's okay now!
**[05:26] Yoshiko**
I'll play with you!
**[05:28] Ryuuichi**
Hey! Get off me!
**[05:30] Yoshiko**
You numbskull!
**[05:33] Yoshiko**
Just shut up.
**[05:35] Yoshiko**
Just shut up and play with me!
**[05:38] Ryuuichi**
*No one... No one has ever looked
at me and seen* me *before...*
**[05:44] Ryuuichi**
*But she...*
**[05:47] Ryuuichi**
I'm...
**[05:48] Ryuuichi**
I'm a moron! Will you still accept me?!
**[05:53] Yoshiko**
It's okay. I'm an idiot, too.
**[05:56] Ryuuichi**
Sis!
**[05:59] Ryuuichi**
Sis, I...
**[06:01] Ryuuichi**
Sis!
**[06:09] Sayaka**
Oh, A-kun-san, you have a sister?
**[06:13] Akuru**
Yeah, a younger one.
**[06:15] Yoshiko**
She's super cute!
**[06:16] Yoshiko**
But to be honest...
**[06:18] Yoshiko**
I'm a lot cuter than her!
**[06:22] Yoshiko**
I'm a lot cuter than her!
***SIGN*** Part 7
**[06:27] Akuru**
I'm home.
**[06:29] Ruri**
Welcome back, Onii-chan!
**[06:31] Sayaka**
Oh!
**[06:32] Yoshiko**
Heya, Ruri-chan!
**[06:34] Ruri**
Ugh! Yoshiko?!
**[06:35] Ruri**
Stay away! I don't want idiot cooties!
**[06:38] Yoshiko**
I can't refuse a request
from my cute Ruri-chan.
**[06:41] Yoshiko**
But I refuse!
**[06:42] Ruri**
Onii-chan!
**[06:44] Akuru**
Are you okay?
**[06:47] Yoshiko**
Allow me to explain.
**[06:48] Yoshiko**
This girl is, without a shadow
of a doubt, A-kun's sister.
**[06:51] Yoshiko**
But she epically fails at
school! She's an idiot!
**[06:56] Ruri**
I'm not an idiot!
**[06:57] Ruri**
Right, Onii-chan?
**[06:59] Akuru**
Of course not.
**[07:00] Akuru**
You're way better than Yoshiko.
**[07:02] Ruri**
That's not a compliment!
**[07:03] Yoshiko**
Now, now. We're both idiots,
so let's get along, yes?
**[07:08] Ruri**
I'm not like you!
***SIGN*** Math Drills
**[07:10] Ruri**
I'm bad at school, but unlike
you, I study hard every day!
**[07:15] Akuru**
Huh? You dropped something.
**[07:17] Ruri**
No, don't—
***SIGN*** Math
***SIGN*** 1. Whole Numbers and Fractions
***SIGN*** Akutsu Ruri
***SIGN*** Akutsu Ruri
**[07:22] Akuru**
It's because she works hard that it's...
**[07:23] Akuru**
so pitiful!
**[07:25] Ruri**
Onii-chan, stop!
***SIGN*** Math
***SIGN*** Multiplication
***SIGN*** Evaluate the
following expressions.
**[07:27] Ruri**
Six times seven?
**[07:29] Ruri**
Um...
**[07:31] Yoshiko**
Oho? Multiplication? Now that's hard.
**[07:36] Ruri**
Um...
**[07:37] Ruri**
Six added to itself seven times...
**[07:38] Yoshiko**
Idiots that dance and idiots that don't...
**[07:40] Ruri**
One six is six...
**[07:42] Yoshiko**
If we're all idiots anyway,
we might as well dance!
**[07:43] Ruri**
Two sixes is...
**[07:46] Ruri**
Quit distracting me, Yoshiko!
**[07:47] Yoshiko**
Give it up and admit it.
**[07:50] Yoshiko**
Yes.
**[07:51] Yoshiko**
Even death can't cure idiocy!
**[07:53] Ruri**
N-No...
**[07:55] Yoshiko**
Join me, and together, we can enjoy
our idiot lives as idiot and idiot.
**[08:01] Ruri**
No...
**[08:02] Ruri**
Even if the chances are
astronomically low, I...
**[08:07] Ruri**
I...
**[08:09] Akuru**
It's okay, Ruri.
**[08:10] Ruri**
Onii-chan!
**[08:12] Akuru**
Even if you're an idiot your entire life,
**[08:15] Akuru**
Onii-chan will be there to look after you.
**[08:19] Akuru**
R-Ruri?
**[08:20] Ruri**
Onii-chan...
**[08:22] Ruri**
Onii-chan,
**[08:23] Ruri**
I hate you!
**[08:26] Ruri**
And I hate Yoshiko even more!
**[08:36] Sayaka**
A-Are you okay?
**[08:39] Ruri**
I'm trying my hardest...
**[08:41] Ruri**
Onee-chan, do you think I'm a failure, too?
**[08:44] Sayaka**
You're not a failure!
**[08:46] Sayaka**
I'm sure you'll get over your idiocy!
**[08:49] Ruri**
I love you, Onee-chan!
**[08:52] Sayaka**
*This girl is going to have a hard life.*
***SIGN*** side note: in fifth grade
***SIGN*** Part 8
**[09:04] Discipline**
*Class 1-2, Akutsu Akuru-kun.*
**[09:07] Discipline**
*His grades are top-of-the-line.*
**[09:10] Discipline**
*I-Is this love?*
**[09:12] Discipline**
* But, but... I'm the disciplinary*
* committee president!*
**[09:15] Discipline**
* And he brought a lascivious*
* magazine to school!*
**[09:20] Discipline**
*I want to violate your regulations.*
**[09:24] Discipline**
No, don't violate my regulations!
**[09:27] Yoshiko**
You! Boob President!
**[09:30] Discipline**
You're that idiot from the other day!
**[09:31] Discipline**
Don't call me rude names like that!
**[09:34] Akuru**
What're you doing?
**[09:35] Yoshiko**
Oh, A-kun!
**[09:37] Akuru**
Huh? Aren't you the disciplinary
committee president?
**[09:42] Discipline**
*He remembers me!*
**[09:44] Discipline**
* Wait, that's not something*
* to get elated about!*
**[09:44] Yoshiko**
She's a dubious boobius.
**[09:46] Discipline**
*Stupid, stupid me!*
**[09:49] Akuru**
Are you doing another bag check?
**[09:53] Discipline**
That's right!
**[09:54] Discipline**
Since you might have another
lascivious magazine on you!
**[09:57] Akuru**
I told you, that was—
**[10:00] Akuru**
Whatever. Search my bag, search my
clothes, search me however you'd like.
**[10:05] Discipline**
*H-However I'd like?!*
**[10:10] Discipline**
* I can search him... I can pat down*
* Akutsu-kun's body all I want?!*
**[10:18] Discipline**
* Thank God I'm the disciplinary*
* committee president!*
**[10:21] Discipline**
Th-Then let's get started.
**[10:24] Yoshiko**
A-kun! Look out! Her eyes are lewd!
**[10:26] Yoshiko**
Something's fishy!
**[10:27] Discipline**
What?
**[10:28] Discipline**
How could I ever be lewd?
**[10:30] Discipline**
I am the disciplinary committee president!
**[10:33] Akuru**
Your nose is bleeding.
**[10:35] Yoshiko**
I knew it! She's after you, A-kun!
**[10:38] Discipline**
*This idiot is seriously in the way.*
**[10:41] Discipline**
Oh! Look there! A giant banana!
**[10:44] Yoshiko**
What?! Where? Where?!
**[10:46] Discipline**
Hi-ya!
**[10:49] Yoshiko**
Not on me! Take this!
**[10:54] Discipline**
I won't fall for the same move twice!
**[10:56] Yoshiko**
Well, let's see about that.
**[11:01] Discipline**
*This girl... She's gotten... even better!*
**[11:05] Yoshiko**
She's gotten even bigger!
**[11:09] Discipline**
*She's good...*
**[11:10] Discipline**
*But I can't lose this battle!*
**[11:14] Discipline**
You will not...
**[11:15] Discipline**
...get in the way...
**[11:18] Discipline**
...of this bag check!
**[11:25] Discipline**
Now there's no one to get in my way.
**[11:28] Discipline**
I'm searching every nook
and cranny of your person!
**[11:34] Discipline**
Why'd you move out of the way?!
**[11:35] Akuru**
Uh, well, you're kinda scaring me.
**[11:38] Discipline**
Wh-What do you mean?
**[11:40] Discipline**
I'm simply fulfilling my duty as
disciplinary committee president!
**[11:47] Discipline**
Wh-What's wrong with you?
**[11:50] Discipline**
Stay still!
**[12:00] Akuru**
Hey.
**[12:03] Akuru**
Hey, are you okay?
**[12:05] Discipline**
Akutsu-kun?
**[12:07] Discipline**
Huh?
**[12:08] Discipline**
Huh?!
**[12:10] Discipline**
*Akutsu-kun's holding me?!*
**[12:14] Discipline**
*Akutsu-kun's holding me!*
**[12:19] Discipline**
I'll be back.
**[12:22] Akuru**
O-Okay...
***SIGN*** Security in Senior Citizenship! Aho Girl!
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: "Security in Senior
Citizenship! Aho Girl!"
# 3 - Security in Senior Citizenship! Aho Girl!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRMGZG27R/aho-girl)
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***SIGN*** Part 9
**[01:05] Sayaka**
Pleased to meet you.
**[01:07] Yoshie**
Yoshiko! Who's this person who
looks like a normal nice girl?!
**[01:12] Yoshiko**
My friend Sayaka!
**[01:15] Yoshie**
If you hang around with girls who are cuter
than you, they're gonna steal A-kun!
**[01:19] Yoshiko**
I'm cuter than her.
**[01:21] Yoshie**
No, no, no, no!
**[01:22] Yoshiko**
No, no, no, no!
**[01:24] Yoshie**
No, no, no, no!
**[01:25] Yoshiko**
No, no, no, no!
**[01:26] Yoshiko**
And this is my favorite banana stand!
**[01:29] Yoshie**
*Not good.*
**[01:30] Yoshie**
* If A-kun and Yoshiko don't get hitched,*
* my retirement plan is ruined.*
**[01:34] Yoshie**
Keep your distance!
**[01:36] Yoshie**
It's always the quiet ones acting mature
that end up the most cutthroat gold-diggers!
**[01:40] Akuru**
I'm not sure that's true...
**[01:42] Yoshie**
I know because I was one!
**[01:45] Akuru**
*Lady, what are you on about?*
**[01:48] Sayaka**
U-Um, I'm just a friend of A-kun-san's.
**[01:53] Sayaka**
And I don't think I'm
ready for relationships.
**[01:59] Yoshie**
Sluttiest line in the book.
**[02:01] Akuru**
*Seriously, what?*
**[02:03] Yoshie**
Prove that you're telling the truth.
**[02:07] Yoshie**
Show me your panties!
**[02:09] Sayaka**
Eek!
**[02:10] Sayaka**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[02:11] Yoshie**
You can tell a girl's true
colors from her panties!
**[02:15] Yoshie**
If you're not wearing plain kiddy panties,
**[02:18] Yoshie**
then you've got it in your head
that a man's gonna see them.
**[02:22] Yoshie**
And that would prove that you want a man.
**[02:26] Yoshie**
Which would mean you've got no reason *not*
to dig for A-kun and his future potential!
**[02:31] Sayaka**
What?
**[02:31] Yoshiko**
What you say?!
**[02:33] Yoshie**
Now, show me your panties!
**[02:35] Yoshiko**
Sayaka-chan! Show me!
**[02:37] Sayaka**
W-Wait...
**[02:39] Yoshie**
Now!
**[02:39] Sayaka**
A-kun-san's right there!
**[02:40] Yoshiko**
Yeah!
**[02:42] Yoshiko**
Why'd you block me?!
**[02:43] Sayaka**
Because that's normal!
**[02:46] Yoshie**
And one!
**[02:47] Yoshie**
And two!
**[02:49] Sayaka**
Wh-What are these?!
**[02:51] Yoshie**
This move was how I took my husband's
first time. There's no escape!
**[02:56] Akuru**
*Seriously, TMI.*
**[02:58] Yoshie**
Now, Yoshiko! Now's your chance!
**[03:00] Sayaka**
P-Please no!
**[03:02] Yoshiko**
Sayaka-chan... I want to believe in you.
**[03:05] Yoshiko**
So please...
**[03:07] Yoshiko**
Show me your panties!
**[03:09] Akuru**
Will you cut it out?!
**[03:12] Yoshie**
Stay out of this, A-kun!
**[03:14] Yoshiko**
This is really important!
**[03:17] Akuru**
Don't make me have to make you stop.
**[03:19] Sayaka**
V-Violence is bad!
**[03:22] Sayaka**
I'll show you my panties!
**[03:27] Sayaka**
I-I'm ready.
**[03:29] Yoshie**
You mean you're wearing panties
that you can show us?!
**[03:33] Yoshie**
I-Impossible! A girl that pure
couldn't possibly exist!
**[03:37] Sayaka**
Please!
**[03:39] Both**
Th-These panties!
**[03:48] Yoshie**
A-kun.
**[03:49] Akuru**
Huh?
**[03:50] Yoshie**
You can be friends with that girl.
**[03:52] Akuru**
O-Okay...
**[03:54] Yoshiko**
A-kun, A-kun.
**[03:55] Akuru**
Huh?
**[03:56] Yoshiko**
So, like, the cats were really—
**[03:58] ---**
Yoshiko-chan!
***SIGN*** My condolences...
***SIGN*** Koizumi Park
**[04:03] Yoshiko**
Hey, you guys!
***SIGN*** Part 10
**[04:05] Yoshiko**
Come out to play!
**[04:07] Mamoru**
Oh, it's Yoshiko.
**[04:09] Mamoru**
Yoshiko, you need to study.
**[04:11] Masaru**
You won't get a job.
**[04:13] Yoshiko**
Oh?
**[04:14] Nozomi**
Our parents said that it's really
hard unless you work really hard.
**[04:18] Yoshiko**
I see...
**[04:20] Yoshiko**
Then let's play!
**[04:22] Boys**
In one ear and out the other!
**[04:23] Yoshiko**
What should we play?
**[04:25] Yoshiko**
Tag?
**[04:26] Masaru**
W-Well...
**[04:28] Yoshiko**
Wh-What was that sound?!
**[04:31] Mamoru**
That was a dog barking!
**[04:36] Yoshiko**
I-It's huge!
**[04:37] Yoshiko**
Is that a bear?!
**[04:38] Mamoru**
It's a dog!
**[04:40] Mamoru**
It's after us!
**[04:44] Yoshiko**
Calm down, you guys!
**[04:45] Yoshiko**
You can ride a dog this big!
**[04:47] Mamoru**
We're running for dear life, here!
**[04:49] Kids**
Someone, save us!
**[04:54] Yoshiko**
Caught you!
**[04:55] Boys**
Yoshiko!
**[04:57] Boys**
Yoshiko!
**[04:59] Nozomi**
Yoshiko-oneechan!
**[05:01] Yoshiko**
Ahahaha! His mouth stinks!
It stinks so bad! Ahahaha!
**[05:05] Boys**
It's biting your head off!
**[05:07] Yoshiko**
Oh, right! I was gonna ride him!
**[05:09] Yoshiko**
Like this!
**[05:11] Yoshiko**
And this!
**[05:13] Yoshiko**
Voilà!
**[05:18] Yoshiko**
You're good! But I'm not finished yet!
**[05:21] Boys**
It's still after us!
**[05:25] Mamoru**
Just give up on riding him!
**[05:26] Yoshiko**
Listen to yourself!
**[05:28] Yoshiko**
You'll end up another grown-up
resigned to defeat!
**[05:31] Yoshiko**
Hold fast...to your dreams!
**[05:33] Masaru**
I'll give you candy!
**[05:35] Yoshiko**
Candy?!
**[05:36] Yoshiko**
Okay, I give up!
**[05:37] Masaru**
That was fast!
**[05:40] Boys**
She stopped him?!
**[05:41] Yoshiko**
Stop scaring the poor children!
**[05:44] Yoshiko**
I won't allow it!
**[05:47] Masaru**
Holy crap!
**[05:48] Mamoru**
You can see her panties!
**[05:50] Yoshiko**
What...do I do now?
**[05:53] Boys**
Huh?
**[05:55] Boys**
The scene's ruined!
**[06:00] Yoshiko**
He's being obedient now!
***SIGN*** Someone please take care of me.
**[06:02] Mamoru**
Look, he's a stray dog.
**[06:04] Masaru**
He's huge and kinda vicious.
**[06:08] Yoshiko**
Would you like to come home with me?
**[06:10] Boys**
Yoshiko!
**[06:11] Yoshiko**
If you do...
**[06:12] Yoshiko**
If you do...
**[06:14] Yoshiko**
...let me ride you.
**[06:16] Masaru**
You still wanna ride him?!
**[06:18] Mamoru**
You sure? He's absolutely ginormous!
**[06:20] Yoshiko**
It's fine, it's fine!
**[06:22] Yoshiko**
All right! Giddyup!
**[06:25] Yoshiko**
Woo-hoo! Whee!
**[06:28] Boys**
Sh-She's a free spirit.
**[06:30] Nozomi**
Yoshiko-onee-chan's kinda amazing.
***SIGN*** Part 11
***SIGN*** Can we keep him?!
***SIGN*** Fruits
***SIGN*** Vegetables
***SIGN*** Bananas
**[06:38] Yoshiko**
What on Earth?!
**[06:41] Sayaka**
Wh-What is it, Yoshiko-chan?
**[06:44] Yoshiko**
The bananas I just bought
are *domestically grown*!
**[06:47] Yoshiko**
In this world where foreign imports
are the norm, a domestic challenger!
**[06:51] Yoshiko**
This "Satou-san" from Wuttever
Village has got balls!
**[06:59] Yoshiko**
Satou-san, you can take on the world.
**[07:05] Sayaka**
I-Isn't that lovely?
**[07:07] Yoshiko**
Yeah! So I need to deliver
my feelings to him directly!
**[07:11] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[07:12] Yoshiko**
I'm coming for you, Satou-san!
**[07:13] Sayaka**
W-Wait!
**[07:16] Yoshiko**
Sayaka-chan, where's Wuttever Village?
***SIGN*** Train 3h 5m
**[07:21] Sayaka**
Um...about three hours by train.
**[07:24] Sayaka**
W-We just passed the station?
**[07:27] Sayaka**
Wait, are we running all the way there?!
**[07:29] Yoshiko**
Let's do it!
**[07:30] Sayaka**
We'll die!
**[07:30] Yoshiko**
We can do it! Do it!
**[07:32] Sayaka**
No, we can't!
**[07:33] Sayaka**
It's over 100 kilometers away!
**[07:35] Yoshiko**
Never know til you try!
**[07:37] Sayaka**
Can we at least do it by bicycle?!
***SIGN*** Middleuv Nohware Station
***SIGN*** Three Hours Later
**[07:43] Sayaka**
P-Please...
**[07:46] Sayaka**
Buy drinks...with this...
**[07:48] ---**
Okay!
**[07:52] Yoshiko**
What should I get?
**[07:54] Yoshiko**
Oh?
***SIGN*** Town Mascot Un'nyoro
**[08:00] Yoshiko**
We're out of money.
**[08:02] Sayaka**
What?! Yoshiko-chan?!
**[08:05] Yoshiko**
Oh, I've got 1,000 yen!
**[08:08] Sayaka**
Thank goodness.
**[08:12] Yoshiko**
Oh?
***SIGN*** Our town mascot, Un'nyoro, had kids!!
***SIGN*** Town Mascot Un'nyoro's Kids
**[08:18] Yoshiko**
He has a kid!
**[08:20] Yoshiko**
But look! Aren't they adorable?
**[08:23] Sayaka**
They're not *not* adorable,
but that's not the point!
**[08:27] Sayaka**
The point is...
**[08:28] Sayaka**
The point is...
**[08:30] Sayaka**
Fine, I'll just run there!
**[08:36] Narrator**
Sayaka ran,
**[08:38] Narrator**
carried by her frustration.
**[08:41] Narrator**
And she kept running...
**[08:44] Narrator**
...because it was easier than trying
to make Yoshiko understand.
**[08:48] Narrator**
Until...
**[08:56] Girls**
Satou-san!
**[09:00] Yoshiko**
Your bananas have moved me to tears!
**[09:03] Yoshiko**
I came here just to say that!
**[09:06] Satou**
Y-You beat yourselves up
this bad just for that?
**[09:09] Yoshiko**
Yeah! They were super yummy!
**[09:12] Satou**
Thank you so much, girls.
**[09:15] Yoshiko**
No, thank you, Satou-san!
For giving me a dream!
**[09:21] Yoshiko**
All right, now let's go home.
**[09:26] Yoshiko**
We're sprinting the whole way back!
**[09:28] Sayaka**
Satou-san!
**[09:31] Sayaka**
I humbly beg of you to lend
us the train fare home.
**[09:36] Narrator**
For the first time in her life,
**[09:39] Narrator**
she begged on all fours.
***SIGN*** Part 12
**[09:50] Yoshiko**
You're just shy of hundreds on everything.
**[09:52] Yoshiko**
Guess that makes you a clumsy
bumsy who can't finish the job!
**[09:59] Akuru**
I'm going home.
**[10:01] Sayaka**
I wonder if he's frustrated
about those tests.
**[10:04] Yoshiko**
All right! Let's cheer A-kun up!
**[10:06] Yoshiko**
With that thing that my mom does to my
dad at night to make him feel better!
**[10:12] Akuru**
Huh?
**[10:16] Akuru**
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
**[10:20] Yoshiko**
From this moment on, you're my baby!
**[10:22] Yoshiko**
Mommy's gonna spoil you all
night until you feel better!
**[10:26] Yoshiko**
Okay?
**[10:29] Yoshiko**
Looksies here, A-kun! It's Mommy! Peeka-boo!
**[10:32] Akuru**
Shut up, you idiot!
**[10:34] Akuru**
Get these cuffs off me! Where's the key?!
**[10:36] Yoshiko**
Oh, my, are you hungry?
**[10:39] Akuru**
Hell no!
**[10:40] Yoshiko**
It's okay! Babies need their milksies!
**[10:44] Yoshiko**
C'mere and get some love!
**[10:47] Yoshiko**
Here! Come on!
**[10:48] Akuru**
Stuff it! Go away!
**[10:49] Yoshiko**
Being spoiled is a baby's job—
**[10:52] Akuru**
I'm a troubled teen!
**[10:56] Yoshiko**
Just kidding!
**[10:57] Yoshiko**
You didn't hit me as hard
as you usually doesies!
**[10:59] Akuru**
Wha—
**[11:00] Yoshiko**
Come now, latch on to mommy as
long and hard as you want, baby!
**[11:04] Yoshiko**
Say aah!
**[11:05] Yoshiko**
Stop moving so muchsies, that tickles!
**[11:09] Yoshiko**
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
**[11:12] Akuru**
*Just kill me now.*
**[11:13] Yoshiko**
I want this image of maternal love
to be remembered for eternity!
**[11:19] Yoshiko**
Yay!
**[11:21] Akuru**
N-No, don't!
***SIGN*** Sending
**[11:22] Yoshiko**
Sending it to Sayaka-chan!
***SIGN*** Message sent!
**[11:25] Yoshiko**
Phew.
**[11:26] Yoshiko**
So, baby, are you feeling better?
**[11:29] Akuru**
Ahahaha. Aha. Uh-huh. Thanks
to you, I'm back on my feet.
**[11:35] Yoshiko**
Really?!
**[11:36] Akuru**
Because I'm going to kill you!
**[11:42] Akuru**
Eat this!
**[11:52] Yoshiko**
You're back in the groove. I'm glad.
**[11:57] Akuru**
You idiot. I-I don't care.
**[12:00] Yoshiko**
The key for the handcuffs...
**[12:02] Yoshiko**
...is inside my skirt...
**[12:10] Ruri**
Onii-chan, can you help
me with my homework—
**[12:15] Akuru**
N-No, it's not—
**[12:16] Ruri**
Onii-chan, you pervert!
**[12:19] Akuru**
It's not what it looks like!
***SIGN*** My condolences...
***SIGN*** Charge! Aho Girl
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: Charge! Aho Girl!
# 4 - Charge! Aho Girl!
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**[00:00] Ryuuichi**
* I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.*
* I'm one of Sis's soldiers.*
**[00:03] Ryuuichi**
* I won't let anyone get away*
* with insulting Sis or me.*
**[00:05] Sign**
You're working under
Yoshiko the Idiot?
**[00:05] Sign**
Yeah, you're
an idiot, too.
***SIGN*** All right! Two-on-one
against A-kun!
**[01:12] Ryuuichi**
You're good, bastard.
**[01:15] Yoshiko**
Oh! It's heating up in here!
**[01:19] Yoshiko**
Speaking of heating up...
**[01:22] Yoshiko**
It's getting steamy on my soap today,
but I forgot to set a recording for it!
**[01:26] Yoshiko**
I'mma go home and watch!
**[01:28] Akuru**
Get back here, you idiot!
**[01:30] Ryuuichi**
I won't let you interfere with Sis—
**[01:32] Akuru**
Shut up!
**[01:37] Ryuuichi**
Nice punch, bro.
**[01:40] Ryuuichi**
Y-You know, I wouldn't mind
**[01:42] Ryuuichi**
being friends with a guy like you.
**[01:47] Akuku**
No thanks.
**[01:48] [SONG] Sign**
To Be Continued!
***SIGN*** Pachi Ranger Show
***SIGN*** Part 13
**[01:51] Yoshiko**
All right, kids!
**[01:53] Yoshiko**
Are you ready to welcome the Pachi Rangers?!
**[01:57] Mamoru**
She said she'd take us somewhere cool...
**[01:59] Masaru**
But the hero show at
the department store?!
**[02:03] Mom**
Aren't they adorable?
**[02:04] Boys**
*Crap. It's embarrassing just to watch.*
**[02:07] Yoshiko**
Now, you, too!
**[02:09] Nozomi**
Huh? Me, too?
**[02:10] Mamoru**
D-Don't, Nozomi!
**[02:12] Yoshiko**
You gotta enjoy everything as much
as you can! You only live once!
**[02:17] Nozomi**
Right! Okay, Yoshiko-oneechan!
**[02:20] Masaru**
Wait, Nozomi!
**[02:21] Masaru**
Don't be like Yoshiko!
It'll ruin you as a human being!
**[02:24] Yoshiko**
She'll be fine!
**[02:25] Mamoru**
No, she won't!
**[02:26] Masaru**
So don't!
***SIGN*** Pachi Ranger Show
**[02:31] Monster**
This venue now belongs to us!
**[02:34] Monster**
Now, which of you should I take hostage?
**[02:38] Yoshiko**
What?!
**[02:39] Yoshiko**
You'd never pick me! You wouldn't, right?!
**[02:41] Monster**
Huh? Yeah, uh, no, not you.
**[02:43] Yoshiko**
You serious?!
**[02:45] Monster**
All right!
**[02:47] Monster**
I choose this girl!
**[02:49] Nozomi**
Yoshiko-oneechan!
**[02:51] Yoshiko**
Nozomi-chan!
**[02:52] Yoshiko**
Damn you! Pachi Rangers, come quick!
**[02:56] Monster**
How do you feel now? Scared?
**[03:00] Yoshiko**
Wh-Where are they? Why aren't they here yet?!
**[03:03] Mamoru**
Hey, they've got a script to follow...
**[03:05] Yoshiko**
Am...
**[03:06] Yoshiko**
Am *I* gonna have to fight you?!
**[03:09] Mamoru**
Wait!
**[03:09] Masaru**
Yoshiko, it's just a show!
**[03:11] Yoshiko**
Show or not, Nozomi-chan's tears are real!
**[03:15] Yoshiko**
So I have to save her, and now!
**[03:19] Monster**
What?
**[03:20] Yoshiko**
As her friend...
**[03:21] Yoshiko**
and her hero!
**[03:22] Nozomi**
Yoshiko-oneechan!
**[03:25] Yoshiko**
Transform!
**[03:26] Mamoru**
You're just having your own fun!
**[03:28] Masaru**
Crap! If Yoshiko saves Nozomi here, she'll
get even more attached to Yoshiko, and...
**[03:36] Mamoru**
We have to do this!
**[03:37] Masaru**
To defend our friend's future!
**[03:39] Yoshiko**
Oh, you guys!
**[03:41] Yoshiko**
If you're gonna fight, wear these!
**[03:42] Yoshiko**
Transform!
**[03:43] Yoshiko**
We're the Super Pachi Rangers!
**[03:56] Mamoru**
M-Monster! Don't let Yoshiko take you down!
**[03:59] Masaru**
Go down with this!
**[04:01] Monster**
Huh?
**[04:02] Mamoru**
Don't think, just go down!
**[04:04] Masaru**
Our friend's future is at stake here!
**[04:06] Monster**
Wha... Huh?
**[04:07] Nozomi**
Save me!
**[04:09] Yoshiko**
I'll deal the final blow!
**[04:10] Mamoru**
Stop it, you idiot!
**[04:12] Masaru**
We're begging you! Take a hint!
**[04:15] Monster**
Um... Er...
**[04:19] Monster**
Ah! You got me!
**[04:21] Boys**
Yes!
**[04:27] Nozomi**
I was so scared!
**[04:29] Mamoru**
We're the ones who beat him!
**[04:30] Masaru**
Yoshiko's just some idiot!
**[04:34] Nozomi**
Thank you...
**[04:37] Nozomi**
Yoshiko-oneechan!
**[04:39] Yoshiko**
Just doing my job.
**[04:40] Boys**
Seriously?!
**[04:42] Narration**
* Keep doing your best to defend*
* the girl's future, boys!*
**[04:51] Ryuuichi**
* I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.*
* I'm one of Sis's soldiers.*
**[04:54] Ryuuichi**
* To try to make friends*
* with this "A-kun" guy,*
**[04:57] Ryuuichi**
*I'm going through Sis's tough training.*
**[04:59] Yoshiko**
What is your one true joy?!
**[05:01] Ryuuichi**
To serve at Akutsu-sama's feet!
**[05:03] Yoshiko**
What are you?!
**[05:04] Ryuuichi**
Akutsu-sama's faithful dog!
**[05:07] Yoshiko**
Yes! Perfect!
**[05:09] Ryuuichi**
Thank you, Sis!
**[05:11] [SONG] Sign**
To Be Continued!
***SIGN*** Counseling
***SIGN*** Part 14
**[05:20] Teacher**
Hanabatake-san, what don't you understand?
**[05:23] Yoshiko**
How bananas can be this delicious.
**[05:25] Teacher**
I'm asking about school!
**[05:27] Yoshiko**
Why teachers keep trying to teach me?
**[05:30] Teacher**
Because you're an idiot!
**[05:33] Akuru**
Sensei, are you okay?
**[05:34] Teacher**
I-I've got this, Akutsu-kun.
**[05:37] Teacher**
Since you're having trouble
holding a conversation,
**[05:39] Teacher**
we'll start with studying
language arts, Hanabatake-san.
**[05:42] Yoshiko**
Can I have a banana?
**[05:43] Teacher**
I just gave you one!
**[05:44] Yoshiko**
I already finished it!
**[05:47] Yoshiko**
If I can't have one, I'm going home to play!
**[05:48] Teacher**
I-I'll go buy one.
**[05:50] Akuru**
*Please... Hang in there.*
**[05:54] Yoshiko**
"Yasuko and Takashi went
their separate ways."
**[05:57] Yoshiko**
"They live their lives as best they can and
spend their nights holding back their tears."
**[06:01] Teacher**
Now, how does Yasuko feel?
**[06:03] Yoshiko**
Ask Yasuko if you wanna know!
**[06:06] Yoshiko**
I'm Yoshiko!
**[06:07] Teacher**
Read the story and figure it out!
**[06:09] Teacher**
The answer is "lonely"!
**[06:11] Yoshiko**
Yasuko isn't that simple a woman!
**[06:14] Yoshiko**
Yasuko truly cares for Takeshi!
**[06:16] Teacher**
It's "Takashi"!
**[06:17] Yoshiko**
You don't understand a thing.
**[06:20] Yoshiko**
Have you ever been in love, Sensei?
**[06:23] Teacher**
*Ba-dum...*
**[06:24] Yoshiko**
S-So what if I haven't?
**[06:26] Yoshiko**
A 28-year-old female teacher
who's never been in love, eh?
**[06:30] Teacher**
So what?
**[06:32] Yoshiko**
If you think you can understand someone's
feelings, then tell me what I feel right now.
**[06:38] Teacher**
I-I want to eat another banana?
**[06:41] Yoshiko**
Wrong!
**[06:42] Yoshiko**
Actually, I ate so much, I'm about to hurl!
**[06:45] Teacher**
How am I supposed to know that?!
**[06:46] Yoshiko**
Exactly!
**[06:47] Yoshiko**
You don't even know how I feel,
and I'm right in front of you!
**[06:49] Yoshiko**
How can you know how Yasuko feels?
**[06:53] Yoshiko**
I'm a girl deep in love, but Yasuko's
feelings are too complex even for me!
**[06:57] Teacher**
So you don't know, either!
**[06:59] Yoshiko**
Exactly.
**[07:00] Yoshiko**
But you see...
**[07:03] Yoshiko**
I know that I don't know!
**[07:08] Teacher**
I-I... I...
**[07:11] Akuru**
T-Take it easy, Sensei.
**[07:13] Yoshiko**
When one knows that one does not
know, only then can one learn.
**[07:17] Teacher**
That's...
**[07:18] Yoshiko**
How a girl feels when she's in love...
**[07:20] Yoshiko**
How a girl feels when she's
eaten too many bananas...
**[07:23] Yoshiko**
You don't know anything, Sensei!
**[07:27] Yoshiko**
Feeling like you know something by
getting answers from a textbook...
**[07:30] Yoshiko**
Is that what you call education?!
**[07:34] Teacher**
*Ka-boom!*
**[07:36] Yoshiko**
That is why I play all day, every day—
**[07:39] Yoshiko**
Ooh, a banana!
**[07:40] Teacher**
I... I didn't know anything...
**[07:42] Yoshiko**
Mmm, yummy!
**[07:44] Akuru**
No, Sensei! Don't let Yoshiko
get into your head!
**[07:47] Teacher**
Akutsu-kun...
**[07:49] Teacher**
Teach me...
**[07:50] Teacher**
Teach me what love is!
**[07:51] Akuru**
What are you saying?!
**[07:52] Teacher**
You don't like older women?!
**[07:54] Akuru**
Seriously, what are you saying?!
**[07:55] Teacher**
I mean, I'm a teacher, but I
don't know anything! So please!
**[08:00] Akuru**
Don't take anything that
idiot says seriously!
**[08:02] Teacher**
I've never been in love before! How could
I ever understand how Yasuko feels?!
**[08:06] Akuru**
Enough! Open your eyes!
**[08:14] Akuru**
*I'm counting on you, Sensei!*
**[08:16] Akuru**
* If you give up, no one will*
* ever teach Yoshiko anything!*
**[08:20] Akuru**
*I-I'm counting on you...*
***SIGN*** Aho Girl
**[08:26] Ryuuichi**
* I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.*
* I'm one of Sis's soldiers.*
**[08:29] Ryuuichi**
*At last, it's time for the final battle.*
**[08:33] Ryuuichi**
I'm begging you! I'll do anything!
**[08:37] Akuru**
What do you want?
**[08:39] Ryuuichi**
I exist solely to love and
serve my venerable master!
**[08:42] Ryuuichi**
Please...
**[08:43] Ryuuichi**
Please!
**[08:47] Akuru**
Okay, fine.
**[08:51] Akuru**
If you want to serve me that
badly, I'll use you like a tool.
**[08:55] Akuru**
So serve me well.
**[08:57] Ryuuichi**
With my gratitude and utmost pleasure!
**[08:59] Yoshiko**
You did it! Now you're A-kun's dog!
**[09:02] Ryuuichi**
Yes!
**[09:03] Ryuuichi**
Huh?
**[09:05] Ryuuichi**
I wanted to be his friend!
**[09:08] Yoshiko**
Is that right?
***SIGN*** The End
***SIGN*** Class 1-2
***SIGN*** Part 15
**[09:14] Yoshiko**
It's A-kun's birthday tomorrow!
**[09:16] Sayaka**
Oh, really?
**[09:18] Yoshiko**
So let's break into A-kun's room tonight!
**[09:22] Sayaka**
Sure, let's—
**[09:23] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[09:24] Yoshiko**
And we'll figure out what A-kun wants there!
**[09:28] Sayaka**
B-But he'll be really mad if he finds out.
**[09:31] Yoshiko**
Don't worry! I'm used to it!
**[09:32] Sayaka**
But I'm not!
**[09:33] President**
I heard that.
**[09:35] Yoshiko**
You...
**[09:37] Yoshiko**
Boob President!
**[09:39] President**
Y-You're taking me with you.
**[09:41] President**
I want to sneak into Akutsu-kun's room—
**[09:44] President**
I mean, I want to give
Akutsu-kun a present, too!
**[09:46] Yoshiko**
Then answer me this.
**[09:48] Yoshiko**
Are your feelings as huge as your boobs?
**[09:52] President**
Y-Yes, they are!
**[09:54] Yoshiko**
Damn, they're huge!
**[09:55] Yoshiko**
Okay! It'll be the three of us!
**[09:58] Sayaka**
Do I have to go, too?
**[10:02] Yoshiko**
Jump.
**[10:04] President**
Jump.
***SIGN*** Don't come in here!
**[10:21] Yoshiko**
Sleeping like a baby.
**[10:22] President**
His sleeping face... So cute!
**[10:25] Yoshiko**
Boo!
**[10:29] President**
What do you think you're doing, you idiot?!
**[10:37] President**
Damn that idiot...
**[10:41] President**
J-Just one picture of him sleeping...
**[10:48] President**
I-I'm so sorry...
**[10:50] Yoshiko**
I found A-kun's boxers!
**[10:53] President**
What?!
**[10:54] Yoshiko**
Sniff, sniff.
**[10:57] President**
What are you doing?!
**[10:58] Sayaka**
K-Keep it down! If we're too loud—
**[11:01] President**
I'm confiscating those as
disciplinary committee president!
**[11:03] Yoshiko**
Hahaha! You can't have 'em!
**[11:05] President**
Hand them over!
**[11:07] Ruri**
Onii-chan, keep it dow—
**[11:12] Yoshiko**
Let me out...
**[11:18] Sayaka**
Hurry up and do what you came to do!
**[11:21] President**
Yes.
**[11:23] Sayaka**
What are you doing?!
**[11:25] Yoshiko**
I'm kinda sleepy.
**[11:27] President**
W-Well, I'm sleepy, too!
**[11:30] Yoshiko**
No room for you, Boob President!
**[11:33] President**
There's no room for *you*!
**[11:35] Sayaka**
U-Um...
**[11:36] Yoshiko**
Now then, A-kun, have a goodnight kiss!
**[11:40] President**
Whoa! Don't you dare!
**[11:44] Yoshiko**
Nah, I'm sleepy.
**[11:53] Akuru**
Hey, blockheads...
**[11:55] Akuru**
What the hell are you thinking?
**[11:57] President**
Well, um...
**[11:59] Sayaka**
You can say that again!
**[12:03] Sayaka**
We came here to think about
what you'd want for a present,
**[12:06] Sayaka**
but Yoshiko-chan and the
president went way too far.
**[12:09] Sayaka**
Please... Just please...
**[12:13] Sayaka**
What are you thinking?!
**[12:21] OTP**
I-I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** Summertime! Aho Girl
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: "Summertime! Aho Girl!"
# 5 - Summertime! Aho Girl!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRMGZG27R/aho-girl)
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***SIGN*** Class 1-2
**[00:07] Girl**
Doing anything this summer vacation?
**[00:09] Boy**
Gotta hit the beach, right?
**[00:12] Yoshiko**
Starting tomorrow...
**[00:14] Yoshiko**
It's summer vacation!
**[00:16] Yoshiko**
I can't wait for summer vacation!
**[00:19] Yoshiko**
I so, so, so can't wait!
**[00:21] Sayaka**
I can't wait, either.
**[00:23] Yoshiko**
A-kun, you can't wait, either, right?!
**[00:26] Akuru**
I can.
**[00:27] Yoshiko**
What should we do?!
**[00:30] Akuru**
Study all day long.
**[00:33] Yoshiko**
Are you an idiot?!
***SIGN*** Summer Vacation
***SIGN*** Part 16
**[01:39] Yoshiko**
A-kun! It's morning!
**[01:42] Yoshiko**
Let's play!
**[01:44] Yoshiko**
Here's your good morning...
**[01:45] Yoshiko**
kiss!
**[01:52] Ruri**
Yoshiko! Keep it down!
**[01:54] Ruri**
It's 6 AM!
**[01:55] Akuru**
S-Sorry, Ruri.
**[01:59] Yoshiko**
Perfect timing! Ruri-chan, let's go see
*Summer Vacation! Prechure Festival*!
**[02:05] Ruri**
*Summer Vacation! Prechure
Festival*?! The movie?!
**[02:09] Akuru**
Idiot. Ruri wouldn't want
to see some kiddie anime.
**[02:14] Ruri**
R-Right. I wouldn't.
**[02:17] Ruri**
P-Prechure's... for...
**[02:20] Akuru**
All right! We're all gonna see Prechure!
**[02:23] ---**
Yeah!
**[02:24] Yoshi-kuru**
Prechure! Prechure!
**[02:38] Akuru**
You'd better not make a sound.
**[02:39] Yoshiko**
I know!
**[02:48] Prechure-A**
*Your evil deeds will not go unpunished!*
**[02:51] Yoshiko**
You can do it, Prechure—
**[03:02] Prechure-A**
I can't find a way to win.
**[03:04] Akuru**
*It's better than I thought it would be.*
**[03:06] Prechure-A**
*O-Oh, no!*
**[03:09] Prechure-A**
*I won't make it!*
**[03:17] Akuru**
*Damn it.*
**[03:22] Akuru**
*Now I can watch in peace.*
**[03:24] Ruri**
Prechure! You can do it!
**[03:27] Ruri**
Prechure!
**[03:27] Akuru**
Damn it, Yoshiko...
**[03:29] Ruri**
You can do it! We know you can!
**[03:31] Akuru**
Will you shut...
**[03:36] Akuru**
I...
**[03:38] Akuru**
Er...
**[03:39] Akuru**
S-Sorry!
**[03:40] Akuru**
Wrong person!
**[03:41] Akuru**
Please, don't cry!
**[03:51] Yoshiko**
Ruri-chan!
**[03:53] Yoshiko**
Be strong like Prechure!
**[03:56] Ruri**
Yoshiko...
**[04:00] Yoshiko**
Oh, hey, Prechure's losing.
**[04:03] Yoshiko**
Oh, no! Prechure's in real trouble!
**[04:06] Ruri**
Yoshiko, you idiot!
**[04:07] Akuru**
H-Hey!
**[04:09] Lady**
I-Is she okay?
**[04:11] Akuru**
She's fine! I'll take care of her!
**[04:13] Yoshiko**
She isn't fine!
**[04:15] Akuru**
Shut up!
**[04:17] Yoshiko**
She's screwed! It's all over!
**[04:21] Girl**
Mommy, I can't see.
**[04:23] Attendant**
Excuse me, girls, but you're
disturbing the other viewers...
**[04:27] Prechure-B**
*Leave this to me! Go!*
**[04:29] Monster**
*Muahaha! This is the end, Prechure!*
**[04:32] Yoshiko**
Don't die, Prechure!
**[04:37] Akuru**
Sorry, Ruri!
**[04:40] Yoshiko**
Pre—
**[04:41] Akuru**
Shut up, woman!
**[04:45] Akuru**
Sorry for the disturbance!
**[04:58] Ruri**
Huh? Wasn't I at the movies—
**[05:03] Akuru**
You must have dozed off and had a dream.
**[05:05] Akuru**
You spent all day doing
your summer homework.
**[05:09] Ruri**
Huh?
**[05:11] Ruri**
You're right! It's all done!
***SIGN*** Your Friend for the Summer
**[05:14] Akuru**
Good job, Ruri.
**[05:15] Ruri**
Thanks!
**[05:17] [SONG] Sign**
Like it never happened
**[05:22] Yoshiko**
Where am I?!
**[05:23] Yoshiko**
I was at the movies, but now I'm at home!
**[05:25] Yoshiko**
It couldn't be!
**[05:26] Yoshiko**
Have... Have I learned Teleport?!
***SIGN*** Part 17
**[05:36] Yoshiko**
A-kun! Let's hit the beach!
**[05:39] Sayaka**
Yes, let's go!
**[05:43] Akuru**
Huh?
**[05:44] Yoshiko**
You know the raffle at
the shopping district?
**[05:46] Yoshiko**
I won it.
***SIGN*** Congratulations
You've won a two-day, one-night
trip to Atsukawa Hot Springs
**[05:48] Yoshiko**
Free two-day, one-night trip!
**[05:50] Girls**
Yay!
**[05:52] President**
Hold it right there!
**[05:54] Yoshiko**
Who's there?!
**[05:56] President**
High school boys and girls
staying overnight on the beach?
**[05:58] President**
The laws of morality may be violated...
**[06:02] President**
This won't do unless I, the disciplinary
committee president, accompany you!
**[06:06] Yoshiko**
Wh-What?!
**[06:09] Yoshiko**
Then do you wanna come, too?
**[06:10] President**
Yes, I'm in!
**[06:11] Akuru**
So you're going?
**[06:13] Ryuuichi**
U-Um...
**[06:15] Ryuuichi**
Can I come, too?
**[06:16] Yoshiko**
Ryuuichi-kun! Sure! Let's go!
**[06:19] Akuru**
Okay, what are you people doing here?
**[06:24] Ryuuichi**
I wanted to play with you, but I
didn't know how to ask you, so...
**[06:28] Akuru**
Creepy.
**[06:29] President**
I-I was observing you to see that you
didn't do anything morally wrong.
**[06:33] President**
For the last three hours!
**[06:35] Akuru**
Cut it out. Seriously.
**[06:38] Yoshiko**
All right! Now let's go buy swimsuits!
**[06:46] Akuru**
Why did *I* have to come?
**[06:48] Yoshiko**
A-kun! A-kun!
**[06:49] Yoshiko**
What do you think of this one?
**[06:51] Akuru**
Don't care.
**[06:52] President**
You prefer something more
refined, don't you?
**[06:54] Akuru**
Really don't care.
**[06:56] Ryuuichi**
How about we get matching swimsuits?
**[06:58] Akuru**
Hell no.
**[07:00] Akuru**
In the first place, I'm not going.
**[07:04] Yoshiko**
Oh, you joker.
**[07:05] President**
I-If you aren't going, why am I?
**[07:09] Akuru**
Make sure this delinquent
doesn't do anything immoral.
**[07:12] President**
Why the heck would I do that?!
**[07:14] Akuru**
Aren't you supposed to protect morality?
**[07:15] Sayaka**
Y-You really aren't coming?
**[07:18] Akuru**
Yeah.
**[07:18] Sayaka**
But everyone here wants
to be friends with you!
**[07:22] Akuru**
No, like, I'm good with you.
**[07:25] Akuru**
But these weirdos? No, thanks.
**[07:28] Sayaka**
Well, yes, they are a bit strange, but...
**[07:30] Weirdos**
Hey!
**[07:31] Sayaka**
But on that topic, you're also
very strange, A-kun-san!
**[07:35] Akuru**
What?!
**[07:36] Sayaka**
I mean, you're prejudiced and stubborn
and don't even try to make friends!
**[07:40] Akuru**
Because everyone around me is a weirdo!
**[07:42] Sayaka**
Birds of a feather flock together!
**[07:44] Akuru**
Th-They're flocking to Yoshiko, right?!
**[07:47] Sayaka**
Yoshiko-chan is drawn to you
because you're so weird!
**[07:51] Akuru**
D'oh!
**[07:54] Yoshiko**
Yeah, A-kun *can* be kinda weird.
**[07:57] Akuru**
*This woman...*
**[07:59] Akuru**
But by that logic, you're weird, too!
**[08:03] Sayaka**
I might be, but if that's true...
**[08:06] Sayaka**
Will you not be my friend anymore?
**[08:14] Sayaka**
I-If you aren't, then you won't have
any friends other than Yoshiko-chan.
**[08:20] Akuru**
Gah!
**[08:21] Sayaka**
And if you don't like me anymore,
then I can't help you...
**[08:28] Sayaka**
You can only live with Yoshiko-chan
for the rest of your life...
**[08:31] Akuru**
O-Okay!
**[08:32] Akuru**
Please let me go to the beach with you.
**[08:36] Ryuuichi**
Sis Sayaka, you're awesome!
**[08:38] President**
Good job!
**[08:40] Yoshiko**
You did it!
**[08:42] Ryuuichi**
Let's make it a trip to remember!
**[08:44] Yoshiko**
Yeah! So...
**[08:46] Everyone**
Let's all wear matching swimsuits!
**[08:48] Akuru**
No, thanks.
***SIGN*** Koudan Station
***SIGN*** Part 18
***SIGN*** Giddy Giddy
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
**[09:04] President**
A trip with Akutsu-kun...
**[09:12] President**
I-I... Akutsu-kun, I've always—
**[09:17] Akuru**
I don't want to hear it.
**[09:18] President**
Huh?
**[09:19] Akuru**
If you keep talking,
**[09:21] Akuru**
I won't be able to kiss you.
**[09:24] President**
Ohmigod!
**[09:27] Yoshie**
You look pretty happy.
**[09:31] President**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[09:33] Yoshiko**
This is my mom!
**[09:35] Ryuuichi**
Sis's mom?
**[09:38] Yoshie**
My daughter said you'd be
going on a trip together.
**[09:41] Yoshie**
Oh, my. I smell a thieving little
homewrecker trying to seduce our A-kun.
**[09:47] President**
I-I would never do that!
**[09:49] Yoshie**
Oh, really? Then you're okay.
**[09:51] President**
Of course not!
**[09:55] Yoshie**
You think you can fool me, you sow?!
**[09:58] President**
Who're you calling a sow?!
**[10:00] Yoshie**
You're not going to the beach!
**[10:03] President**
Hey! What are you doing with that?!
**[10:05] Yoshie**
What, you ask?
**[10:10] Yoshie**
I'm drawing nipples on it!
**[10:11] President**
No!
**[10:14] President**
H-How dare you?!
**[10:15] Ryuuichi**
She's evil...
**[10:17] Yoshie**
You can't go to the beach
with *this* swimsuit!
**[10:21] President**
I'm going!
**[10:22] Yoshie**
Wearing *this*?
**[10:24] Yoshie**
You shameful girl!
**[10:25] Yoshiko**
I'll wear one, too! It's not shameful now!
**[10:28] Yoshie**
What?! Yoshiko!
**[10:29] President**
I'll wear a shirt over it!
**[10:32] Yoshiko**
Oh, I see!
**[10:33] Yoshie**
In that case...
**[10:35] Yoshie**
I'll cut the nipples out of it!
**[10:41] Ryuuichi**
Cut it out!
**[10:43] Yoshie**
Wha—
**[10:44] Yoshie**
Help! It's a groper!
**[10:47] ---**
Hey!
**[10:47] Yoshiko**
Ryuuichi-kun's into older women!
**[10:50] Ryuuichi**
No, I'm not!
**[10:51] Ryuuichi**
That's not enough to make me let go!
**[10:53] Ryuuichi**
I won't let some old hag
mess up our fun trip!
**[10:57] Yoshie**
An old hag, you said?
**[10:58] Ryuuichi**
Huh?
**[11:00] Yoshie**
You... little... whippersnapper!
**[11:07] Ryuuichi**
Sh-She's strong.
**[11:08] Yoshie**
I've fought a million more cat
fights than you little snots!
**[11:15] Yoshie**
No one gets A-kun but me!
**[11:18] President**
No!
**[11:21] Akuru**
What do you think you're doing?
**[11:22] Yoshie**
Wha—
**[11:23] Weirdos**
Akutsu-kun!
**[11:24] Yoshie**
I-It's not what it looks like!
**[11:26] Yoshie**
It's for my retirement—
I mean, It's for your sake, A-kun!
**[11:31] Yoshie**
B-But...
**[11:33] Yoshie**
That sow wanted to steal you!
**[11:36] President**
Hey!
**[11:37] Akuru**
You're nearly forty!
**[11:38] Akuru**
You should really cool it a little.
**[11:43] Akuru**
So what's the decision?
**[11:44] Akuru**
Do you swear never to do
anything like this again?
**[11:46] Akuru**
Or do you want to feel more pain?
**[11:48] Yoshie**
I take neither!
**[11:51] Yoshie**
Take this!
**[11:54] Akuru**
It's still body-temperature!
**[11:58] Akuru**
Huh?! Crap!
**[11:59] Yoshie**
How weak!
**[12:01] Yoshie**
I won't let that sow have her way!
**[12:04] Yoshie**
Don't think this ends here!
**[12:11] Akuru**
She's too resilient.
**[12:13] Yoshiko**
See you when we get back!
**[12:18] Sayaka**
*Can I come out now?*
**[12:21] [SONG] Sign**
To Be Continued!!
***SIGN*** A Hot Summer! Aho Girl
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: "A Hot Summer! Aho Girl!"
# 6 - A Hot Summer! Aho Girl
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRMGZG27R/aho-girl)
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***SIGN*** Summer Vacation
***SIGN*** Summer Vacation
***SIGN*** Summer Vacation
***SIGN*** Happiness is a banana!
Aho Girl
***SIGN*** Happiness is a banana!
Aho Girl
***SIGN*** Part 19
**[01:08] Yoshiko**
It's the beach!
**[01:10] Sayaka**
Yeah!
**[01:11] Yoshiko**
It's the beach! It's the
beach! It's the beach!
**[01:13] Yoshiko**
Woohoo!
**[01:14] Akuru**
She's more suffocating than the heat.
**[01:18] Yoshiko**
Let's start by...
**[01:19] Yoshiko**
cracking open a watermelon!
**[01:21] Sayaka**
Sounds like fun!
**[01:22] Yoshiko**
Hi-yah!
**[01:23] Yoshiko**
Done!
**[01:25] Sayaka**
You cracked it, but...
**[01:27] President**
*What an idiot.*
**[01:28] President**
* I came to the beach to get*
* closer to Akutsu-kun.*
**[01:32] President**
Hey, Akutsu-kun.
**[01:34] President**
Would you care to...
**[01:36] President**
go for a swim together?
**[01:38] Yoshiko**
Why, you! Trying to show off that
giant rack to A-kun, are you?!
**[01:41] President**
Wha—
**[01:42] President**
I-I had no intention of
showing off anything!
**[01:45] President**
B-But... well...
**[01:47] President**
Akutsu-kun is a boy, after all.
**[01:49] President**
*He* might want to have a close look.
**[01:51] Akuru**
No, thanks.
**[01:53] President**
W-Well, I won't get angry over
a *little* peek, you know!
**[01:55] Akuru**
Not interested.
**[01:56] President**
Look at them!
**[01:57] Akuru**
Chill, perv girl!
**[01:58] Yoshiko**
I knew it! You *do* want to show them off!
**[02:01] Sayaka**
Th-That's not a good thing to do, I think.
**[02:04] Yoshiko**
Punishment time!
**[02:06] ---**
H-Hey...
**[02:09] President**
Akutsu-kun, help!
**[02:11] President**
H-He's enjoying the beach?!
**[02:14] Yoshiko**
Now's my chance! Take this!
**[02:16] President**
O-Oh, no!
**[02:19] Yoshiko**
I've done it.
**[02:21] Yoshiko**
I've flattened her boobs
beneath the weight of sand!
**[02:24] Sayaka**
*That's* an accomplishment?!
**[02:26] President**
This is nothing to me!
**[02:28] Yoshiko**
Seriously?!
**[02:29] Yoshiko**
I-In that case...
**[02:31] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[02:32] Yoshiko**
Sayaka-chan gets this!
**[02:34] Yoshiko**
Now you have the flattest chest
out of all of us, Boob President!
**[02:39] Yoshiko**
Sayaka-chan's got the biggest!
**[02:40] Sayaka**
I wonder why I'm crying...
**[02:43] Yoshiko**
You're that happy?
**[02:44] President**
You *are* an idiot.
**[02:45] Yoshiko**
Say what?!
**[02:46] Yoshiko**
You mean this isn't working, either?!
**[02:48] President**
Obviously!
**[02:49] President**
Now get me out of here.
**[02:51] Yoshiko**
I see...
**[02:52] Yoshiko**
I never thought I would have to do *this*.
**[02:58] President**
Wait! Not that!
**[02:59] President**
Hey, y-you can't do that! Right? Right?!
**[03:02] Yoshiko**
I didn't want to have to do this!
**[03:04] Yoshiko**
But it's too late now!
**[03:07] President**
F-Fine! I was wrong!
**[03:10] President**
I-I'm truly sorry for having inconvenienced
you with my oversized breasts.
**[03:15] Yoshiko**
Quit bragging!
**[03:16] President**
What do you want me to do?!
**[03:18] Yoshiko**
Now I'll just have to...
**[03:19] Yoshiko**
pile, pile, and pile on some more!
**[03:22] President**
No! Stop! No more!
**[03:34] Yoshiko**
Victory is ours!
**[03:36] President**
No!
**[03:38] President**
No! Take it down! Please!
**[03:38] Yoshiko**
Yes! Victory!
**[03:39] Akuru**
Shut up...
**[03:41] Akuru**
How am I supposed to study like this?!
**[03:44] President**
A-Akutsu-kun!
**[03:47] President**
Don't look at me right now!
**[03:51] Akuru**
I'll take it down.
**[03:52] President**
N-No! You can't touch that!
**[03:56] President**
From my point of view, it's like it's
protruding from my nether regions!
**[03:59] President**
If you were to touch it...
**[04:02] President**
If you touch it...
**[04:03] Akuru**
I see.
**[04:04] Akuru**
There.
**[04:06] President**
No!
**[04:12] Yoshie**
If memory serves...
**[04:14] Yoshie**
It should be one of these inns.
**[04:16] Ryuuichi**
Stop right there.
**[04:18] Ryuuichi**
I won't let you ruin
**[04:20] Ryuuichi**
our summer vacation!
**[04:22] Yoshie**
You little whippersnapper!
***SIGN*** Part 20
***SIGN*** Ladies
**[04:33] Yoshiko**
I'm in Heaven.
**[04:35] Sayaka**
It's very nice.
**[04:36] Yoshiko**
This is Paradise.
**[04:39] President**
*Like some old man.*
**[04:41] Yoshiko**
A-kun, wanna come over to the ladies' bath?
**[04:43] Akuru**
Hell no, you idiot!
**[04:45] Yoshiko**
Oh, come on! We used to bathe
together all the time.
**[04:48] Yoshiko**
No need to be so shy!
**[04:49] President**
Together?!
**[04:50] Yoshiko**
It was so cute. I mean A-kun's...
**[04:53] Yoshiko**
weewee!
**[04:54] Akuru**
I'm gonna kill you!
**[04:55] Yoshiko**
It was, like, this tiny!
**[04:57] President**
I-It's... that small?
**[05:03] President**
I-I'm not interested! Why
would I be interested in that?
**[05:06] Yoshiko**
Boob President, you're that curious?
**[05:09] YoshikO**
Then let's go peeping!
**[05:11] President**
Wh-What are you saying?!
**[05:12] Yoshiko**
If you like cute things, it's worth a peek!
**[05:14] President**
That's not the issue here!
**[05:16] President**
And anyway, it's most
likely not cute anymore!
**[05:19] Yoshiko**
What?! How would you know?!
**[05:20] President**
C-Common sense.
**[05:22] Yoshiko**
How isn't it cute anymore?!
**[05:24] President**
Why do I have to explain?!
**[05:25] Yoshiko**
I'll just have to see it for myself!
**[05:27] President**
No fair!
**[05:28] President**
I mean, no!
**[05:30] President**
I-It's bigger now.
**[05:32] Yoshiko**
Huh?
**[05:33] President**
It's so much bigger now, it'll shock you!
**[05:35] Yoshiko**
What?!
**[05:36] President**
The tip also changes shape
as the body matures!
**[05:39] Yoshiko**
This sounds cool as heck!
**[05:40] Yoshiko**
Now I gotta see it! I'm gonna peep!
**[05:43] Yoshiko**
I said, you can't!
**[05:44] President**
If Akutsu-kun's m-member
is smaller than average,
**[05:48] President**
and he's insecure about it...
**[05:50] President**
He'll be deeply hurt by you seeing it!
**[05:54] Yoshiko**
Seriously?!
**[05:54] President**
They say the more perfect the man, the deeper
his insecurity when it comes to this topic!
**[05:59] Yoshiko**
Dang, you know a lot!
**[06:00] Yoshiko**
But if that is the case,
then I absolutely must see it!
**[06:03] President**
No! You can't—
**[06:06] Yoshiko**
I must hold him and reassure him
that I will love him regardless.
**[06:12] Yoshiko**
And so our love will deepen!
**[06:13] President**
Wha?!
**[06:14] Yoshiko**
I'm coming for you,
**[06:15] Yoshiko**
A-kun!
**[06:17] President**
Stop right there!
**[06:18] President**
In the first place, his
might not be that small!
**[06:21] Yoshiko**
If that's the case,
**[06:23] Yoshiko**
then I'll just get whacked
on the head again.
**[06:25] Yoshiko**
Knowing that A-kun may be suffering is
more painful than a whack on the head.
**[06:30] Yoshiko**
Now, let go of me! I'm going!
**[06:33] President**
*I know.*
**[06:34] President**
* There's a 99% chance that this*
* idiot will be whacked into orbit.*
**[06:37] President**
*But if that 1% miracle happens...*
**[06:42] Akuru**
You're my number one girl.
**[06:44] President**
No!
**[06:46] President**
I'm going, too!
**[06:48] Yoshiko**
What?!
**[06:48] Yoshiko**
He might whack you on the head!
**[06:50] Yoshiko**
Why do you insist?!
**[06:52] President**
B-Because...
**[06:53] President**
I'm disciplinary committee president!
**[06:54] Yoshiko**
Being disciplinary committee
president's a lot of work!
**[06:57] Yoshiko**
Then let us go together.
**[06:59] President**
Yes. For Akutsu-kun's sake!
**[07:01] President**
Akutsu-kun!
**[07:01] Yoshiko**
A-kun!
**[07:07] Akuru**
And what the heck are *you* thinking?
**[07:09] President**
I-It's not what you think!
**[07:11] President**
I'm not doing this for any weird reasons!
**[07:12] President**
I'm doing this purely out of
concern for your well-being!
**[07:15] President**
Not for any weird reasons!
**[07:17] Akuru**
I understand.
**[07:18] Akuru**
That's enough.
**[07:19] President**
You understand?
**[07:21] Akuru**
Yeah, sure.
**[07:23] President**
Oh, I'm so glad!
**[07:25] Sayaka**
*No, I don't think that's a good thing!*
**[07:32] Yoshie**
Well, that was fun.
**[07:34] Yoshie**
I'll hit the hot spring and head home!
***SIGN*** Part 21
**[07:48] Yoshiko**
Bye now, A-kun! See you later!
**[07:55] Akuru**
* For the next two days, Yoshiko*
* will be at her grandparents'.*
**[07:58] Akuru**
* A weekend without the*
* unpredictable animal next door.*
**[08:02] Akuru**
*I'm going to enjoy every second of it!*
**[08:07] Akuru**
Huh?
**[08:10] Yoshiko**
I thought you'd be lonely without any
friends, so I'm leaving a dog for you!
**[08:13] Akuru**
Hey! Hold it, you idiot! What the hell?!
***SIGN*** Akutsu Room 201
**[08:21] Akuru**
I'll feed and walk you,
but I'm not playing with you.
**[08:24] Akuru**
I hate all animals, including Yoshiko.
**[08:30] Akuru**
You understand what I'm saying?
**[08:33] Akuru**
I don't *really* hate you.
**[08:36] Akuru**
Just kidding.
**[08:38] Akuru**
* He understands language*
* better than Yoshiko?!*
**[08:40] Akuru**
*Wait, what am I thinking?!*
**[08:42] Akuru**
*He's an animal, just like Yoshiko!*
**[08:45] Akuru**
I'm going to go to my room and watch a movie.
**[08:47] Akuru**
You will not move from this
spot or bark. Understand?
**[08:52] Akuru**
Don't look at me with those eyes!
**[08:57] Akuru**
* No matter how many times I see*
* this movie, it still amazes me.*
***SIGN*** I don't need words between friends.
**[09:02] Akuru**
*Especially this farewell scene.*
**[09:06] Akuru**
What?!
**[09:07] Akuru**
Wait, do you understand how
amazing this scene is?
**[09:11] Akuru**
You can't be serious!
**[09:12] Akuru**
Yoshiko laughed her head off at it!
**[09:14] Akuru**
Can you believe her?!
***SIGN*** Crap (impossible) 20 points
***SIGN*** Boring (bleh) 40 points
***SIGN*** Okay 60 points
***SIGN*** Pretty good 80 points
***SIGN*** No complaints 100 points
***SIGN*** A Miracle 120 points
**[09:16] Akuru**
How would you rate this movie?
**[09:19] Akuru**
You *do* get it!
**[09:22] Akuru**
*D-Does this mean...*
**[09:24] Akuru**
*that a dog can understand me?*
**[09:29] Yoshiko**
Caught A-kun in an affair with a dog.
**[09:32] Yoshiko**
Aw, so you felt that lonely?
**[09:34] Yoshiko**
I was totally right to come back early.
**[09:36] Akuru**
Y-You idiot! What do you mean, an "affair"?!
**[09:39] Yoshiko**
Well, you were getting along with a dog!
**[09:42] Akuru**
H-How in the hell could I ever get
along with some dumb animal?
***SIGN*** Shock
**[09:47] Akuru**
Shoot! Reflex!
**[09:50] Yoshiko**
Don't worry about it. A-kun has a hard
time getting along with anyone but me.
**[09:54] Akuru**
*N-No!*
**[09:56] Akuru**
*I didn't mean to—*
**[09:57] Akuru**
*Wait! Don't—*
**[10:00] Akuru**
I didn't mean it!
**[10:03] Yoshiko**
Huh? Mean what?
**[10:04] Akuru**
Um, well, uh...
**[10:11] Akuru**
*That pose...*
**[10:17] Akuru**
*Let's play again sometime.*
**[10:19] Dog**
*Woof.*
**[10:20] Yoshiko**
I wonder if A-kun's feeling a bit tired.
***SIGN*** Part 22
**[10:31] Yoshiko**
Yes!
**[10:33] Yoshiko**
I'm gonna dance the night away!
**[10:35] Ushikubo**
She's here again...
***SIGN*** The Neighborhood Association
**[10:37] Ushikubo**
The Bon Dance Girl!
**[10:40] Ushikubo**
She comes to the Bon Dance every year
**[10:43] Ushikubo**
and uses her uncommon stamina and random
dance moves to hold the viewers' attention.
***SIGN*** The Neighborhood Association
**[10:48] Ushikubo**
But not this year!
**[10:50] Association**
Ushikubo-san!
**[10:52] Yoshiko**
All right! I'm ready!
**[10:54] Association**
She's messing it up before it even starts?!
**[10:56] Ushikubo**
Whoa, hang on. You can't wear that.
**[11:00] Yoshiko**
Seriously?!
**[11:01] Yoshiko**
Dang, so it really is
too sexy for this dance?
**[11:04] Ushikubo**
Uh... yeah.
**[11:05] Yoshiko**
Well, can't help that, then.
**[11:07] Ushikubo**
I suppose not.
**[11:08] Association-A**
What're you blushing for?!
**[11:10] Yoshiko**
I can't wait for the Bon Dance!
**[11:11] Ushikubo**
Same here. We've been practicing a lot.
**[11:14] Yoshiko**
Really? I can't wait to see you guys dance!
**[11:17] Ushikubo**
We'll dance our best.
**[11:19] Ushikubo**
*Hey, she seems like a good girl.*
**[11:22] Yoshiko**
Well, anyway, I look forward
to dancing with you,
**[11:24] Yoshiko**
my background dancers!
***SIGN*** This...
bitch...!!
**[11:29] Announcer**
The Bon Dance will begin shortly.
**[11:32] Yoshiko**
All right!
**[11:33] Ushikubo**
Now! Formation Alpha!
**[11:35] Yoshiko**
Th-This is...
**[11:36] Ushikubo**
How's this? No matter how you
dance, no one will see you!
**[11:53] Ushikubo**
What?!
**[11:55] Ushikubo**
I won't...
**[11:56] Association**
I won't let you!
**[11:59] Yoshiko**
Wow! Nice bods!
**[12:00] Ushikubo**
N-Naturally!
**[12:02] Yoshiko**
All right...
**[12:17] Ushikubo**
We've been had!
***SIGN*** The Gal! Aho Girl
**[12:26] Yoshiko**
Next time: "The Gal! Aho Girl!"
# 7 - The Gal! Aho Girl!
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***SIGN*** Part 23
***SIGN*** Counseling Office
**[01:04] Teacher**
Hanabatake-san, summer
vacation is over now.
**[01:07] Teacher**
Please try harder this term.
**[01:09] Yoshiko**
What'd you do for summer vacation, Sensei?
**[01:12] Teacher**
Huh?
**[01:13] Teacher**
W-Well, I thought I should get
some experience with love...
**[01:17] Yoshiko**
Sounds good!
**[01:18] Teacher**
But I didn't know how to meet guys...
**[01:22] Yoshiko**
Right? Right?
**[01:24] Teacher**
While I was stressing over it,
summer vacation ended.
**[01:27] Yoshiko**
Are you serious?
**[01:29] Yoshiko**
That's terrible!
**[01:30] Yoshiko**
Just talk to any random guy on the street!
**[01:32] Teacher**
I can't do that!
**[01:33] Yoshiko**
Then practice on A-kun!
**[01:38] Teacher**
C-Care to get a drink with a pretty girl?
**[01:42] Akuru**
Huh? You still call yourself a "pretty girl" at 28?
**[01:46] Teacher**
I was ready to be hurt, but not like this!
**[01:49] Yoshiko**
That was mean, A-kun.
**[01:51] Akuru**
I-It wasn't intentional.
**[01:53] Yoshiko**
Oh, well. I guess I'll go cheer Sensei up.
**[01:57] Akuru**
You'd better not make things worse.
**[02:00] Yoshiko**
I'm not you, you know!
**[02:02] Akuru**
What makes you think you're any better?
**[02:05] Yoshiko**
Well, what you did was *totally* uncalled for.
**[02:08] Akuru**
Oh, shut up!
**[02:15] Teacher**
* Looking back, I've spent my whole*
* life studying and working.*
**[02:20] Yoshiko**
You lose a little happiness
with every sigh you make.
**[02:23] Teacher**
Who are you?
**[02:25] Yoshiko**
Call me Yoshio.
**[02:26] Teacher**
Yoshio?!
**[02:27] Yoshiko**
It's a pleasure to meet you,
**[02:29] Yoshiko**
my lovely princess.
***SIGN*** Cross-dressing Yoshiko
**[02:32] Teacher**
"L-Lovely princess"?!
**[02:35] Teacher**
I-I'm a teacher. Don't joke about—
**[02:45] Yoshiko**
I'm being serious here.
**[02:49] Teacher**
*Ba-dump!*
**[02:50] Teacher**
It wouldn't work out. I'm too old for you.
**[02:55] Yoshiko**
You aren't too old.
**[02:57] Yoshiko**
28 is borderline not-creepy.
**[02:59] Teacher**
I'm borderline?!
**[03:01] Yoshiko**
You idiot! That's the best part!
**[03:05] Yoshiko**
Bananas taste best just before they rot.
**[03:09] Teacher**
Y-You're right...
**[03:11] Yoshiko**
Just be a little more daring,
and the guys will fall all over you.
**[03:15] Teacher**
W-Would... you fall for me, too?
**[03:18] Yoshiko**
Hey, now, don't ask for the impossible.
**[03:21] Teacher**
You're right. I'm just too...
**[03:24] Yoshiko**
How do you expect me to
fall for you... even *more*?
**[03:28] Teacher**
You big dummy!
**[03:29] Teacher**
Dummy! Dummy! Dummy!
**[03:33] Teacher**
Can I really be more confident?
**[03:37] Yoshiko**
Of course you can.
**[03:39] Yoshiko**
Just look at how cute you are.
**[03:41] Teacher**
Say it again.
**[03:43] Yoshiko**
You're cute.
**[03:44] Teacher**
One more time.
**[03:45] Yoshiko**
You're beautiful.
**[03:47] Teacher**
Again!
**[03:48] Yoshiko**
Actually, maybe not so much.
**[03:49] Teacher**
What?!
***SIGN*** Just
**[03:50] Yoshiko**
Just...
**[03:51] Yoshiko**
kidding.
***SIGN*** Kidding
**[03:52] Teacher**
Oh, please.
***SIGN*** Oh, please
**[03:55] Teacher**
Thank you, Yoshio-kun.
**[03:58] Teacher**
I'll try a little harder.
**[04:00] Yoshiko**
You will?
**[04:01] Yoshiko**
I'm glad.
**[04:02] Teacher**
So...
**[04:04] Teacher**
Accept this!
**[04:08] Teacher**
*All of my courage!*
**[04:14] Yoshiko**
Any man you love will have it rough.
**[04:18] Yoshiko**
If I tasted a kiss this sweet every day,
**[04:21] Yoshiko**
I'd get diabetes for sure.
**[04:24] Teacher**
*Y-Yoshio-sama!*
**[04:28] Yoshiko**
Later, Sensei.
**[04:30] Teacher**
U-Um!
**[04:32] Teacher**
When will I see you again?
**[04:36] Yoshiko**
I'll come for you every night...
**[04:39] Yoshiko**
in your dreams.
**[04:42] Teacher**
O-Okay...
**[04:48] Yoshiko**
How was that?!
**[04:49] Akuru**
More like, what are you going to do now?
***SIGN*** Aho Girl
***SIGN*** Part 24
**[04:58] Yoshiko**
You're really fluffy today, Dog!
**[05:01] Sayaka**
He's so cute.
**[05:03] Yoshiko**
Me and Dog are super BFFs!
**[05:05] Yoshiko**
Right, Dog?
**[05:07] Sayaka**
Um, Yoshiko-chan, why do you call him "Dog"?
**[05:11] Yoshiko**
Huh?
**[05:14] Yoshiko**
Was it cats that go "woof"?
**[05:16] Sayaka**
No, it's dogs...
**[05:17] Sayaka**
Um, I was just wondering
if doggy had a name.
**[05:21] Yoshiko**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[05:22] Sayaka**
I mean, doggy's name—
**[05:24] Yoshiko**
Who the heck is "Dog Gy"?!
***SIGN*** Dog
**[05:27] Sayaka**
Dog... Gy?!
***SIGN*** Gy
**[05:30] Akuru**
She's asking if the dog has a name.
**[05:33] Yoshiko**
Oh, A-kun!
**[05:36] Akuru**
You don't find a dog as good
as this one every day.
**[05:39] Akuru**
There, there. Who's a good boy?
**[05:42] Sayaka**
A-kun-san is acting really nice right now...
**[05:45] Yoshiko**
They get along *real* well.
**[05:47] Sayaka**
Really?
**[05:48] Both**
*If only he could be this nice to humans...*
**[05:52] Akuru**
Why are you looking at me like that?
**[05:54] Akuru**
Whatever. Just give him
a name other than "Dog."
**[05:56] Akuru**
I feel bad for him.
**[05:57] Yoshiko**
Even though he's a dog?!
**[05:58] Akuru**
Yes!
**[05:59] Yoshiko**
Hmm...
**[06:01] Yoshiko**
Then "Cat."
**[06:01] Akuru**
But he's a dog!
**[06:02] Yoshiko**
I know that!
**[06:04] Akuru**
You know nothing!
***SIGN*** Hanabatake
**[06:06] Akuru**
Give the dog a dog name!
**[06:08] Yoshiko**
Well, you should've just said that!
**[06:10] Akuru**
I did say that!
**[06:11] ---**
Stare...
**[06:14] Yoshiko**
He's big...
**[06:15] Yoshiko**
You can ride him...
**[06:17] Yoshiko**
Car!
**[06:18] Akuru**
He's a dog, damn it!
**[06:21] Akuru**
Fine. I'll name him.
**[06:23] Yoshiko**
Really?!
**[06:23] Akuru**
All right. From today on, you're "George."
**[06:26] Yoshiko**
Ha! That's American!
**[06:28] Yoshiko**
You're giving a dog an American name!
**[06:30] Yoshiko**
What a joke!
**[06:31] Akuru**
It's better than naming a dog "Dog"!
**[06:35] Yoshiko**
Wait, is it a pun on "joke" and
"George"? Dang, that's subtle!
**[06:38] Akuru**
This isn't a joke!
**[06:39] Akuru**
Then let's let him choose his name.
**[06:41] Yoshiko**
I'm fine with that!
**[06:43] Yoshiko**
Except Dog loves me,
so I've got the advantage.
**[06:47] Akuru**
Hah. What are you talking about? We're bound
by a burning friendship far deeper than that!
**[06:52] Yoshiko**
Wh-What'd you say?
**[06:53] Sayaka**
*The pressure...*
**[06:55] Akuru**
George!
**[06:57] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[06:58] Akuru**
George!
**[06:59] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[07:00] Akuru**
George!
**[07:01] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[07:01] Akuru**
George!
**[07:02] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[07:03] Akuru**
George!
**[07:03] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[07:04] Akuru**
George!
**[07:04] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[07:05] Akuru**
George!
**[07:05] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[07:05] Akuru**
George!
**[07:06] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[07:11] Akuru**
Why are you running away?
**[07:12] Akuru**
Choose the one you like more!
**[07:13] Yoshiko**
Wait for me!
**[07:16] Sayaka**
D-Don't you understand?
**[07:18] Sayaka**
He loves you both! He can't choose just one!
**[07:31] Both**
*Oh, you...*
**[07:35] Akuru**
I'm sorry. A name isn't
worth making you suffer.
**[07:41] Yoshiko**
That's right, A-kun.
**[07:43] Yoshiko**
As long as you understand.
**[07:47] Akuru**
This started because you kept
calling him something stupid!
**[07:49] Yoshiko**
It wasn't stupid!
**[07:50] Akuru**
Put yourself in the dog's place!
With an idiot master!
**[07:52] Yoshiko**
I'd be so happy!
**[07:53] Akuru**
Not a chance!
**[07:54] Yoshiko**
I'll be your master, too!
**[07:55] Akuru**
Like hell!
**[07:56] Sayaka**
Y-You sure have it rough.
**[07:56] Yoshiko**
Come, A-kun, dive into my breast!
**[07:58] Akuru**
Hell no!
***SIGN*** Part 25
***SIGN*** Class 1-2
**[08:10] Emura**
That's, like, totally bad.
**[08:12] Yoshiko**
Hey! Gal over there! I can
almost see your panties!
**[08:15] Emura**
Ugh! The stupidest girl in class!
**[08:17] Emura**
Ignore her. Don't talk to her.
**[08:20] Hiiragi**
Agreed.
**[08:20] Shiina**
Yeah.
**[08:23] Yoshiko**
Flip!
**[08:25] Yoshiko**
See? I saw them!
**[08:26] Emura**
Don't flip my skirt!
**[08:28] Emura**
You picking a fight?
**[08:30] Yoshiko**
Huh?
**[08:31] Shiina**
Don't pay attention to the idiot.
It's a waste of energy.
**[08:34] Hiiragi**
Yeah, let's go play around.
**[08:35] Emura**
R-Right.
**[08:37] Yoshiko**
Are you serious?! I wanna go play, too!
**[08:40] Shiina**
Never mind. Let's get to studying.
**[08:43] Emura**
Yeah.
**[08:44] Yoshiko**
What're you talking about?
**[08:45] Yoshiko**
Gals don't study!
**[08:47] Emura**
Are you making fun of me?!
**[08:49] Yoshiko**
We might be similar in that regard, actually.
**[08:51] Emura**
No, we aren't!
**[08:53] Yoshiko**
You get zeros on all your tests, right?
**[08:55] Emura**
I'm not you!
**[08:56] Emura**
I get tens and above!
**[08:58] Two**
Huh?
**[08:59] Yoshiko**
You're an idiot, too!
**[09:00] Emura**
I just don't care to study!
***SIGN*** Class 1-2
**[09:02] Hiiragi**
L-Let's just go.
**[09:04] Shiina**
Just ignore her.
**[09:06] Emura**
Okay, okay.
**[09:07] Emura**
You'd better not follow us!
**[09:21] Emura**
Stop following us!
**[09:22] Yoshiko**
Playing tag is fun!
**[09:24] Emura**
We're not playing!
**[09:25] Yoshiko**
Chase your dreams and other tag
players to the ends of the earth!
**[09:28] Emura**
Stay away!
**[09:30] Shiina**
Will you quit it already?
**[09:33] Yoshiko**
Is it hide-and-seek next?
**[09:34] Yoshiko**
I'll be "it"!
**[09:36] Emura**
That's not the issue here!
**[09:37] Hiiragi**
W-We're not very good at hiding.
Will you show us how it's done?
**[09:42] Yoshiko**
Really?!
**[09:43] Emura**
Y-Yeah. Uh...
**[09:46] Emura**
Please.
**[09:49] Yoshiko**
You *really* want me to?
**[09:50] Emura**
Yes, please!
**[09:52] Yoshiko**
Well, if you insist!
**[09:53] Yoshiko**
I'm gonna hide real easy, so come find me!
**[09:58] Emura**
Yeah, she's just an idiot.
**[10:00] Hiiragi**
Now let's go play around.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[10:06] Teacher**
Huh? Is Hanabatake-san absent today?
**[10:11] Emura**
You think she's depressed
'cause we ditched her?
***SIGN*** The Second Day
**[10:17] Teacher**
Hanabatake-san's absent again?
**[10:21] Sayaka**
Sensei, I texted Yoshiko-chan, and she
said she's playing hide-and-seek...
***SIGN*** The Third Day
**[10:28] Three**
*Sh-She's a* total *idiot.*
**[10:31] Emura**
D-Does this mean she'll keep
hiding until we find her?
**[10:36] Hiiragi**
She hasn't had food or water for three days?
**[10:38] Shiina**
A-And it's our fault?
**[10:40] Emura**
Yeah...
**[10:44] Shiina**
How long is that idiot gonna hide?!
**[10:46] Emura**
We're sorry, damn it!
**[10:48] Hiiragi**
Are you here?!
**[10:49] Shiina**
Are you here?!
**[10:50] Emura**
Are you here?!
**[10:51] Three**
Where the hell are you?!
***SIGN*** Three Hours Later...
**[10:55] Emura**
I can't find her!
**[10:57] Hiiragi**
She's taking this hiding thing too seriously.
**[11:00] Emura**
Damn! That idiot!
**[11:01] Emura**
She's totally pissing me off!
**[11:08] Yoshiko**
You found me!
**[11:10] Emura**
Are you a ninja or something?!
**[11:12] Yoshiko**
Pop!
**[11:13] Yoshiko**
You're good.
**[11:15] Yoshiko**
All right! I'm "it" next!
**[11:17] Shiina**
Do you ever run out of energy?!
**[11:19] Emura**
You're filthy!
**[11:20] Emura**
Go home, eat something, and sleep!
**[11:22] Yoshiko**
Oh, right! I'm hungry!
**[11:24] Emura**
Don't get so invested in hiding!
You'll kill yourself!
**[11:28] Yoshiko**
That was super fun!
**[11:30] Yoshiko**
Let's play again sometime!
**[11:33] Three**
We're never playing with you again!
**[11:38] Sign**
Part 26
***SIGN*** Ruri-chan Happy 11th Birthday
**[11:39] Everyone**
Happy birthday!
**[11:41] Sayaka**
Ruri-chan, here's a present from me.
**[11:43] Yoshiko**
Gratz!
**[11:44] Ruri**
Th-Thank you.
**[11:45] Akuru**
Happy birthday, Ruri.
**[11:47] Akuru**
Here's something from me.
**[11:49] Ruri**
Is it a textbook that's easy to understand?
***SIGN*** How to Get Through
Life Without a Degree
**[11:51] Akuru**
Your brother's a real-life analytical sample!
**[11:53] Akuru**
*How to Get Through Life Without a Degree.*
**[11:58] Akuru**
It's okay to give up.
**[12:00] Ruri**
Try to help me!
**[12:03] Akuru**
What didn't you like about it?!
**[12:04] Akuru**
You won't need to work so hard with this!
**[12:07] Ruri**
I don't want it!
**[12:08] Akuru**
Then what did you want?
**[12:12] Ruri**
A better brother.
**[12:19] Akuru**
Hey, now...
***SIGN*** Like an Angel! Aho Girl
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: "Like an Angel! Aho Girl!"
# 8 - Like an Angel! Aho Girl!
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***SIGN*** Part 27
***SIGN*** Class 1-2
**[01:01] Yoshiko**
Hey, you gals!
**[01:03] Yoshiko**
Let's play!
**[01:06] Emura**
Stay away, idiot girl.
**[01:08] Yoshiko**
Who're you texting?
**[01:09] Yoshiko**
Don't tell me your boyfriend!
**[01:11] Emura**
N-None of your business.
**[01:14] Yoshiko**
Oh...
**[01:15] Yoshiko**
Smells like you're single.
**[01:17] Emura**
Shut up!
**[01:19] Emura**
What's it matter if I have
a boyfriend or not?!
**[01:21] Yoshiko**
I wanna know what a gal's
relationships are like!
**[01:24] Emura**
Then ask *her*!
**[01:26] Shiina**
Huh?!
**[01:26] Yoshiko**
You've got a boyfriend?!
**[01:28] Yoshiko**
How long have you been dating?!
**[01:31] Shiina**
Th-Three months.
**[01:34] Yoshiko**
Which means you're at peak flirt stage!
**[01:36] Shiina**
Shut up!
**[01:38] Yoshiko**
What do you like about him?
**[01:39] Yoshiko**
How'd you start dating?
**[01:40] Shiina**
Who cares?!
**[01:41] Yoshiko**
We care! Right? Right?
**[01:43] Emura**
Well, she's never told us before.
**[01:45] Shiina**
H-Hey!
**[01:47] Yoshiko**
All right! Let's hear it!
**[01:50] Shiina**
Huh?!
**[01:51] Yoshiko**
Go on! However long it takes!
**[01:56] Shiina**
He's the one who asked me out.
**[01:59] Yoshiko**
How'd he do it?!
**[02:00] Shiina**
H-He said, "I've liked you since we first met.
**[02:05] Shiina**
Would you go out with me?"
**[02:07] Yoshiko**
There it is! Oldest line in the book!
**[02:09] Yoshiko**
The "I've liked you since we first met!"
**[02:12] Shiina**
You're enjoying this way too much.
**[02:13] Yoshiko**
So what'd you say back?!
**[02:15] Shiina**
Well, uh...
**[02:16] Shiina**
"Sure, whatever."
**[02:18] Yoshiko**
All of his courage and valor
for such a weak response?!
**[02:20] Shiina**
W-Well, I'd liked him since forever,
too, so I was surprised...
**[02:24] Yoshiko**
You pure maiden!
**[02:25] Two**
Huh...
**[02:27] Yoshiko**
And a kiss?! Have you kissed yet?!
**[02:30] Shiina**
H-Hell no, you idiot!
**[02:32] Yoshiko**
Have you at least held hands?
**[02:34] Shiina**
N-No way I could do that!
**[02:37] Yoshiko**
Have you even told him
that you like him yet?
**[02:41] Shiina**
Too embarrassing.
**[02:44] Yoshiko**
There's a limit to how pure you can be!
**[02:47] Shiina**
Huh?!
**[02:48] Yoshiko**
You haven't kissed, you haven't held hands,
**[02:49] Yoshiko**
and you haven't even told him how you feel?!
**[02:51] Shiina**
B-But I said I'd go out with him...
**[02:55] Yoshiko**
Boys feel insecure unless
you tell them in words!
**[02:58] Yoshiko**
That relationship's on track
to fall apart on its own!
**[03:01] Shiina**
No way!
**[03:02] Hiiragi**
You know, even I feel bad for your boyfriend.
**[03:05] Emura**
Same here. Really bad.
**[03:07] Emura**
I think.
**[03:08] Yoshiko**
So here.
**[03:09] Yoshiko**
Tell him. Now.
**[03:11] Shiina**
What?!
**[03:11] Yoshiko**
Send your love, post haste!
**[03:14] Shiina**
I-I can't do that.
**[03:17] Yoshiko**
It's for your boyfriend's sake!
**[03:24] Shiina**
Wait, I don't see why I have to do it *here*!
**[03:37] Shiina**
U-Uh... It's me...
**[03:41] Shiina**
Um...
**[03:42] Shiina**
I... I like you, okay?!
**[03:45] Shiina**
I've liked you since forever, too!
**[03:47] Shiina**
So please don't dump me!
**[03:49] [SONG] Sign**
Call Ended
**[03:53] Shiina**
I said it...
**[03:56] Shiina**
Huh?
**[03:56] Shiina**
Huh?!
**[03:57] Three**
Stare...
**[03:59] Yoshiko**
That was so cute!
**[04:01] Yoshiko**
You look like a slut, but you're
just a little girl inside!
**[04:04] Yoshiko**
"I've liked you since forever, too!"
**[04:06] Shiina**
Hey!
**[04:08] Yoshiko**
"So please don't dump me!"
**[04:11] Shiina**
Stop!
***SIGN*** Part 28
***SIGN*** Candy Store
**[04:21] Yoshiko**
All right!
**[04:22] Yoshiko**
Let's buy a ton of snacks for the field trip!
**[04:24] Nozomi**
A ton!
**[04:25] Masaru**
It's *our* school's field trip.
**[04:28] Mamoru**
Well, whatever.
**[04:29] Mamoru**
What are you getting?
**[04:31] Masaru**
I'm thinking chocolate, chips, and—
**[04:33] Yoshiko**
You boys!
**[04:34] Yoshiko**
Don't take field trip snacks lightly!
**[04:36] Boys**
Huh?
**[04:37] Yoshiko**
If you make the wrong choice,
you'll be screwed!
**[04:40] Mamoru**
What?!
**[04:41] Masaru**
What do you mean?
**[04:42] Yoshiko**
You'll feel very sad.
**[04:45] Mamoru**
So what?!
**[04:46] Yoshiko**
Just think! Chocolate can melt, and
chips can get crushed in your bag!
**[04:50] Yoshiko**
And if you don't have enough,
you'll run out in no time!
**[04:54] Boys**
Oh!
**[04:54] Masaru**
I see.
**[04:56] Masaru**
That means we need to balance quality
and quantity under a budget of 300 yen,
**[05:01] Masaru**
while planning for weather
and handling during transport!
**[05:06] Yoshiko**
Could you use smaller words?
**[05:07] Masaru**
Those *were* small words!
**[05:08] Mamoru**
Yoshiko, you're an idiot, but
we get what you're saying.
**[05:11] Masaru**
We have to think before we buy.
**[05:14] Yoshiko**
Careful, now!
**[05:15] Yoshiko**
This store mixes expensive
stuff in with the cheap!
**[05:18] Boys**
Oh my God! Almond Crush
Pochi Deluxe! 300 yen!
**[05:23] Yoshiko**
If you buy that, you
can't buy anything else!
**[05:26] Mamoru**
But when you put it among the cheap
stuff, it looks even more delicious!
**[05:30] Yoshiko**
Don't tell me...
**[05:31] Lady**
Twinkle.
**[05:32] Yoshiko**
She planted this trap to suck
poor kids' wallets dry!
**[05:35] Mamoru**
That's one sly old lady!
**[05:36] Yoshiko**
B-But I...
**[05:38] Yoshiko**
will not fall...
**[05:41] Yoshiko**
for such an obvious trap...
**[05:43] Yoshiko**
Man, this looks delicious.
**[05:45] Mamoru**
Dang, you're weak!
**[05:48] Lady**
You don't have enough.
**[05:50] Masaru**
Are you really in high school?!
**[05:51] Mamoru**
Wait, let Yoshiko do her own thing.
**[05:53] Masaru**
Right!
**[05:54] Masaru**
Let's go!
**[05:55] Masaru**
I'll get gum, for long-lasting enjoyment!
**[05:59] Mamoru**
And I'll get hard candies!
**[06:00] Boys**
You, Nozomi?
**[06:01] Nozomi**
I got this.
**[06:03] Boys**
Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe?!
**[06:06] Yoshiko**
What?! Nozomi-chan, you bought that?!
**[06:08] Nozomi**
It looked really yummy!
**[06:10] Yoshiko**
No...
**[06:11] Yoshiko**
At this rate...
**[06:17] Nozomi**
Not enough snacks...
**[06:20] Yoshiko**
Nozomi-chan's field trip will
be shrouded in sorrow.
**[06:24] GirlA**
Nozomi-chan, those look really yummy!
**[06:27] Nozomi**
Huh?
**[06:27] GirlB**
Trade one of yours for mine?
**[06:30] Yoshiko**
Wait, no way! She's shooting for trades!
**[06:32] Mamoru**
Oh! That's right!
**[06:34] Mamoru**
Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe will stick out like a
sore thumb among other kids' cheap snacks!
**[06:39] Masaru**
If she trades sticks of Almond Crush
Pochi Deluxe for other snacks...
**[06:44] Boys**
She can have anything!
**[06:45] Yoshiko**
A single stick of Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe
can go for five—no, ten Chocoshoots!
***SIGN*** Chocoshoots
**[06:51] Yoshiko**
Ten Chocoshoots!
**[06:53] Yoshiko**
Frightening...
**[06:55] Yoshiko**
She has...
**[06:56] Yoshiko**
the devil's own mind.
**[06:59] Mamoru**
I had no idea choosing
snacks could be so deep.
**[07:02] Masaru**
We underestimated what
Nozomi was capable of.
**[07:05] Nozomi**
Do you want this that badly?
**[07:08] Yoshiko**
You *know* we do! Why play dumb?!
**[07:10] Nozomi**
Then I'll give one to each of you!
**[07:13] Yoshiko**
Woohoo!
**[07:16] Nozomi**
Here, for you!
**[07:17] Boys**
A-Are you sure?
**[07:18] Nozomi**
Yeah!
**[07:20] Mamoru**
She's an angel...
***SIGN*** Part 29
**[07:29] President**
*Ah, Akutsu-kun.*
**[07:30] President**
*My heart feels so calm when you're near.*
**[07:33] President**
*I wish I could stay like this forever.*
**[07:38] President**
*This tea is exquisite, Akuru-san.*
**[07:41] Akuru**
*The tea is exquisite,*
**[07:44] Akuru**
*but nothing is more exquisite than your body.*
**[07:48] President**
Does your libido not age?!
**[07:54] President**
What did you want to talk to me about?
**[07:56] Sayaka**
Um...
**[07:57] Sayaka**
It might be best if you stopped stalking...
**[08:00] President**
What?!
**[08:01] President**
I'm simply watching to ensure that
Akutsu-kun violates no regulations!
**[08:04] President**
In the first place, I have
no reason to stalk him!
**[08:07] Sayaka**
You do like A-kun-san, don't you?
**[08:11] President**
How did you know?
**[08:13] Sayaka**
Well, it's obvious to just about everyone.
**[08:15] President**
Wh-What are you talking about?!
**[08:16] President**
Akutsu-kun's just—
**[08:17] President**
Well, sometimes he can be nice,
**[08:19] President**
but he glares at people and he's
unfriendly and *so* sadistic...
**[08:22] Sayaka**
But that's what you like about him?
**[08:23] President**
I can't get enough of it!
**[08:25] President**
I fell for her trap!
**[08:27] Sayaka**
*She overreacts to everything...*
**[08:28] Sayaka**
It might be best if you acted diligent, calm,
and composed in front of A-kun-san.
**[08:34] President**
Huh?
**[08:34] President**
You mean I'm already perfect for him?
**[08:37] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[08:39] Sayaka**
Don't you always lose your
cool and go haywire?
**[08:42] Sayaka**
You've even snuck into
A-kun-san's bed before.
**[08:45] President**
To defend Akutsu-kun from
Hanabatake-san's machinations.
**[08:48] Sayaka**
You've tried to peep on him in the bath.
**[08:49] President**
I did it for his well-being.
He has to love me more for it.
**[08:53] Sayaka**
*I'm too late.*
**[08:54] President**
What's that look in your eyes?
**[08:56] President**
A-Am I doing something wrong?!
**[08:59] Sayaka**
Th-Then how do you think A-kun-san sees you?
**[09:02] President**
As a beautiful, role-model
upperclassman, right?
**[09:06] Sayaka**
That optimism can keep you
happy the rest of your life.
**[09:09] President**
Really, why are you looking at me that way?
**[09:12] President**
How does he actually see me?
**[09:13] President**
Tell me!
**[09:15] President**
I want the truth! I can handle the truth!
**[09:20] Sayaka**
He sees you as a crazed maniac.
**[09:26] President**
Well, that...
**[09:27] President**
is just silly!
**[09:28] Sayaka**
She can't handle it at all!
**[09:30] Sayaka**
Wait, maybe it's better for her this way?
**[09:33] President**
Huh?
**[09:34] President**
Wh-What? That was a joke... right?
**[09:39] President**
It wasn't?
**[09:42] President**
Then...
**[09:44] President**
When I snuck into his bed...
**[09:46] Sayaka**
Sexually deviant behavior.
**[09:47] President**
And peeped in the bath...
**[09:48] Sayaka**
That was a crime.
**[09:50] President**
Kill me now.
**[09:51] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[09:52] President**
No, wait, I'm already dead as a woman.
**[09:57] Sayaka**
*Wh-What should I do?*
**[09:59] Sayaka**
J-Just kidding!
**[10:01] Sayaka**
It was a joke!
**[10:02] President**
What?
**[10:03] President**
R-Really?
**[10:04] President**
Then what does he think of me?
**[10:06] Sayaka**
H-He's on the verge of falling for you.
**[10:08] President**
I knew it!
**[10:13] Sayaka**
*What to do about this?*
***SIGN*** Part 30
***SIGN*** Hanabatake
**[10:21] Sayaka**
Hello, doggy!
**[10:23] Yoshiko**
Sayaka-chan, do you have a dog?
**[10:25] Sayaka**
I do have one.
**[10:27] Sayaka**
A Pomeranian.
**[10:28] Yoshiko**
Seriously?!
**[10:29] Yoshiko**
Lemme ride him!
**[10:30] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[10:30] Sayaka**
Sh-She isn't big enough...
**[10:32] Yoshiko**
Huh? Then why are you keeping her?
**[10:35] Sayaka**
Because she's cute?!
**[10:38] Sayaka**
I'm home!
**[10:41] Sayaka**
Here, meet Pome-chan.
**[10:44] Yoshiko**
Oh, Pome-chan!
**[10:46] Sayaka**
Isn't she cute?
**[10:48] Yoshiko**
She looks so weak.
**[10:49] Sayaka**
You mean "cute," right?!
**[10:50] Yoshiko**
She totally doesn't know how big
and cruel the world can be.
**[10:53] Sayaka**
Looks who's talking!
**[11:00] Yoshiko**
Oh, Dog's face is suddenly tense!
**[11:02] Yoshiko**
It couldn't be...
**[11:03] Yoshiko**
You wanna fight?!
**[11:04] Sayaka**
Fight who?!
**[11:11] Yoshiko**
Wh-What's wrong?!
**[11:13] Yoshiko**
Why are you so scared?!
**[11:18] Yoshiko**
He's trembling with fear?!
**[11:22] Yoshiko**
A peace offering?!
***SIGN*** A gift for you
***SIGN*** I'm not hungry
**[11:28] Yoshiko**
But she refuses!
**[11:30] Yoshiko**
Oh, God!
**[11:31] Yoshiko**
It's Pome-chan who's spoiling for a fight?!
**[11:34] Sayaka**
Isn't she adorable?
**[11:35] Yoshiko**
C-Could it be...
**[11:37] Yoshiko**
Is she actually super strong?!
**[11:39] Yoshiko**
Sh-She's coming!
**[11:40] Yoshiko**
Watch out, Dog!
**[11:42] Yoshiko**
Get careless, and you're dead!
**[11:51] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[11:52] Yoshiko**
What did she do to you?!
**[11:55] Yoshiko**
Hang in there!
**[11:57] Yoshiko**
S-Surrender?!
**[12:00] Yoshiko**
I-Impossible.
**[12:02] Yoshiko**
My dear Dog has lost.
**[12:05] Sayaka**
I hope you can play nice with Pome-chan.
**[12:08] Yoshiko**
I'm sorry, Sayaka-chan. I was wrong.
**[12:11] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[12:12] Yoshiko**
Pome-chan is an amazing dog!
**[12:15] Sayaka**
So now you see?
**[12:17] Yoshiko**
Damn you!
***SIGN*** Festival! Aho Girl
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: "Festival! Aho Girl!"
# 9 - Festival! Aho Girl!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRMGZG27R/aho-girl)
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***SIGN*** Part 31
***SIGN*** Cultural Festival
**[01:02] Teacher**
Now then, the cultural
festival is approaching,
***SIGN*** Cultural Festival
**[01:04] Teacher**
so we need to select a committee member.
**[01:06] Teacher**
Would anyone like to—
**[01:07] Yoshiko**
Me!
**[01:08] Akuru**
Idiot. Do you even know what
a committee member does?
**[01:12] Yoshiko**
Nope! Not a clue!
**[01:13] Akuru**
Then why did you volunteer?
**[01:15] Yoshiko**
It was an impulse!
**[01:16] Yoshiko**
Also, what's a cultural festival again?
**[01:19] Akuru**
Cut it out.
**[01:20] Sayaka**
Remember when we run cafés and
haunted houses out of our classrooms?
**[01:24] Yoshiko**
Oh! I wanna do that!
**[01:26] Akuru**
Then do it.
**[01:27] Akuru**
If you can.
**[01:28] Yoshiko**
Doing it!
**[01:30] Emura**
Hey.
**[01:31] Emura**
You know our class's thing is going
to tank if this idiot girl's in charge.
**[01:36] Akuru**
Cultural festivals are mere entertainment.
**[01:38] Emura**
What?!
**[01:39] Akuru**
It's a good opportunity to let Yoshiko
fail and get a sense for her own idiocy.
**[01:43] Akuru**
Is there a problem with that?
**[01:45] Emura**
It's the cultural festival!
**[01:46] Emura**
Where we come together as one, do all
sorts of stuff, make it all awesome,
**[01:49] Emura**
and have a party after!
**[01:51] Emura**
I've been looking forward to this all year!
**[01:54] Akuru**
Such a pure heart...
***SIGN*** Cultural Festival
**[01:55] Teacher**
Um, we're in the middle of homeroom...
**[01:57] Akuru**
In the first place, you talk all
through class, you never study,
**[02:02] Akuru**
and you don't do anything
students are supposed to do.
**[02:04] Akuru**
What gives you the right to
enjoy the cultural festival?
**[02:08] Emura**
I-I have every right!
**[02:09] Emura**
B-Because... you know... like...
**[02:12] Akuru**
Your thinking speed shows how
little you actually study.
**[02:17] Emura**
O-Oh, and I suppose you think you're smart?!
**[02:21] Akuru**
I am.
**[02:22] Akuru**
Smarter than you, at least.
**[02:23] Emura**
Ew, hear that? He totally
doesn't have any friends.
**[02:27] Shiina**
Oh, and that's why he
hates cultural festivals?
**[02:30] Emura**
You poor kid! God, that's hilarious!
**[02:32] Yoshiko**
A-kun's got me!
**[02:34] Emura**
*God*, that's hilarious!
**[02:38] Emura**
They're a perfect couple!
**[02:40] Shiina**
A loner and an idiot!
**[02:42] Hiiragi**
Have fun looking after her forever.
**[02:44] Akuru**
Shut your freaking traps,
**[02:46] Akuru**
you three uglies.
**[02:47] Emura**
Huh? What'd you call us, loner?!
**[02:49] Akuru**
I called you ugly, you ugly bitch!
**[02:51] Emura**
H-Huh? Wh-Who're you calling ugly?!
**[02:54] Akuru**
What, did you think you
were even remotely pretty?
**[02:58] Emura**
I-I didn't say that...
**[03:01] Akuru**
Then you're ugly, all right!
**[03:03] Emura**
B-But... I thought...
**[03:07] Emura**
Jeez, come on...
**[03:09] Emura**
Why do you have to be so mean?
**[03:13] Shiina**
Why'd you make her cry, asshole?!
**[03:15] Hiiragi**
I can't believe you.
**[03:16] Akuru**
N-No, I— Wait—
**[03:18] Emura**
I hate this!
**[03:19] Emura**
I don't want to let things go his way!
**[03:22] Girls**
Uh-huh.
***SIGN*** Cultural Festival
**[03:27] Teacher**
So who's going to be on the committee—
**[03:30] Both**
I wanna do it!
**[03:33] Yoshiko**
Let's work together.
**[03:35] Girls**
Hell no, damn you!
***SIGN*** Committee Member Election
***SIGN*** Hanabatake
***SIGN*** Emura
***SIGN*** Part 32
**[03:44] Shiina**
Aren't we kinda behind schedule?
**[03:47] Emura**
Yeah, we might be.
**[03:48] Yoshiko**
Ha, ha, ha.
**[03:49] Yoshiko**
Then why not stay overnight to work?
**[03:52] Emura**
Huh? How do we do that?
**[03:54] Yoshiko**
In secret!
**[03:55] Girls**
Then keep it down!
**[04:02] Shiina**
All right. Everyone's gone home.
**[04:04] Yoshiko**
I brought a ton of stuff!
**[04:06] Yoshiko**
Like a flashlight for exploring
the school at night!
**[04:10] Yoshiko**
And cards we can play with!
**[04:11] Emura**
What the hell'd you come here to do?!
**[04:13] Yoshiko**
And...
**[04:14] Yoshiko**
a TV and a VS4!
**[04:17] Emura**
*She seriously just came to play!*
**[04:19] Emura**
* W-Well, exploring the school at*
* night sounds kinda exciting.*
**[04:23] Emura**
* If we manage to get caught up,*
* we could play a little...*
**[04:26] Shiina**
We're working all night
until morning, damn it!
**[04:29] Emura**
Huh?
**[04:31] Emura**
R-Right. We don't have time for fun.
**[04:36] Shiina**
Uh... Huh?
**[04:37] Yoshiko**
Let's explore the school!
**[04:39] Yoshiko**
Holy crap, there's no one here!
**[04:41] Yoshiko**
I feel like I've got the
whole world in my hands!
**[04:42] Emura**
H-Hey, wait!
**[04:44] Emura**
I'm gonna go catch her!
**[04:46] Shiina**
O-Okay.
**[04:47] Emura**
I'm not doing it because I want to go, too!
**[04:49] Shiina**
Right. We know.
**[04:52] Emura**
G-Get back here!
**[04:54] Yoshiko**
I'm gonna go in here!
**[04:58] Emura**
Wait, that's the boys' bathroom!
**[04:59] Yoshiko**
Oh, so this is a urinal?!
**[05:02] Emura**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[05:03] Yoshiko**
It's crazy! Come in and see!
**[05:05] Emura**
What?!
**[05:06] Yoshiko**
You might never get another
chance to see these!
**[05:08] Emura**
W-Well, I guess not...
**[05:13] Emura**
You'd have a full view of the guy beside you!
**[05:15] Yoshiko**
They wanna show each other! Boys are crazy!
**[05:17] Emura**
I-Is that how it works?
**[05:19] Yoshiko**
Hey, hey! Let's pretend to pee standing up!
**[05:19] Shiina**
Hey...
**[05:21] Shiina**
Let's get back to work.
**[05:21] Emura**
What?!
**[05:21] Yoshiko**
I'll be "it"!
**[05:22] Emura**
What?! Wait—
**[05:23] Emura**
Oh.
**[05:23] Emura**
R-Right!
**[05:24] Yoshiko**
All right! Let's bust out the VS4!
**[05:26] Emura**
You mean work on cultural festival stuff!
**[05:28] Yoshiko**
You don't wanna play?!
**[05:30] Emura**
I-I never said that...
**[05:32] Yoshiko**
Make up your mind!
**[05:33] Emura**
I wanna play!
**[05:36] Hiiragi**
W-Well, the night is young...
**[05:39] Shiina**
We could play a little.
**[05:42] Emura**
Really?!
**[05:46] Both**
*Grinning from ear to ear.*
***SIGN*** ~ 1 Hour Later ~
**[05:53] Emura**
This is pretty fun.
***SIGN*** ~ 3 Hours Later ~
**[05:57] Shiina**
W-Well, should we get to work now?
**[06:01] Emura**
R-Right.
**[06:03] Yoshiko**
Seriously?! But we're right at the best part!
**[06:08] Emura**
W-We'll get to it in a minute.
**[06:11] Shiina**
O-Okay...
***SIGN*** ~ 7 Hours Later ~
**[06:15] Shiina**
It's dawn, you know.
**[06:17] Shiina**
We should really...
**[06:19] Yoshiko**
We're almost at the final boss.
**[06:23] Emura**
But, uh...
**[06:26] Emura**
We can't, right?
**[06:29] Shiina**
We can just stay overnight again tomorrow.
**[06:32] Emura**
I didn't think about that!
**[06:38] Emura**
W-We beat it.
**[06:40] Yoshiko**
Staying overnight at school
with friends is super fun!
**[06:44] Emura**
Yeah!
**[06:44] Emura**
Wait, who said I was friends with you?!
***SIGN*** No work was done the following night, either.
***SIGN*** Maid Café
***SIGN*** Part 33
**[06:57] Yoshiko**
Cultural festival time!
**[06:58] Sayaka**
Let's do our best!
***SIGN*** 1-2 Maid Café
**[07:00] Yoshiko**
Café time!
**[07:01] Yoshiko**
Maid time!
**[07:03] Yoshiko**
Maid A-kun time!
**[07:07] Emura**
Get up, idiot. Quit fooling around.
**[07:10] Emura**
It's about to start.
**[07:11] Yoshiko**
Woohoo! Finally!
**[07:12] PA**
*The cultural festival is officially open.*
**[07:15] Sayaka**
Welcome, master!
**[07:18] Yoshiko**
We've got banana crêpes!
**[07:20] Ryuuichi**
Sis!
**[07:21] Ryuuichi**
Allow me to contribute to your profits!
**[07:24] Yoshiko**
Ooh! Thanks!
**[07:27] Yoshiko**
Tarou-kun!
**[07:28] Ryuuichi**
It's Ryuuichi!
**[07:30] Yoshiko**
Tarou-kun!
**[07:31] Ryuuichi**
Thank you! It's Ryuuichi!
***SIGN*** Part 34
**[07:39] Yoshiko**
The cultural festival is fun!
**[07:43] Yoshiko**
W-Wait, that's...
**[07:44] Boy**
I like you!
**[07:46] President**
I'm sorry.
**[07:47] Yoshiko**
You're breaking my heart!
**[07:49] President**
Hanabatake-san? What are you doing here?
**[07:52] Yoshiko**
You worked up every fiber of
courage you could, didn't you?
**[07:55] Boy**
Y-Yes...
**[07:56] Yoshiko**
Since when have you liked her?
**[07:58] Boy**
For the last three years.
**[07:59] Yoshiko**
Did you want to fondle those boobs?
**[08:01] Boy**
Yes, I did!
**[08:03] Yoshiko**
Let him fondle them!
**[08:05] President**
Why should I?!
**[08:06] Yoshiko**
What would you do if the person
you liked rejected you?
**[08:11] President**
*I-If Akutsu-kun rejected me?!*
**[08:16] Akuru**
*I don't give a damn about you.*
**[08:18] President**
*Say it isn't so!*
**[08:19] Yoshiko**
And if that person liked me instead?
**[08:23] President**
No!
**[08:26] President**
Th-That would be... too hard.
**[08:29] Yoshiko**
What would you wish for then?
**[08:32] President**
At least... At the very least, a memory...
**[08:36] President**
A kiss to remember him by.
**[08:40] Yoshiko**
Now you understand.
**[08:42] Yoshiko**
So please...
**[08:43] Yoshiko**
Let him fondle your boobs.
**[08:46] President**
*That's* his memory?
**[08:47] President**
B-But a kiss and a fondle
are far too different.
**[08:50] Yoshiko**
You fool!
**[08:51] Yoshiko**
Women seek kisses as memories,
and men seek boobs!
**[08:56] Yoshiko**
If you truly understand the pain of
heartbreak without even a memory,
**[09:01] Yoshiko**
then break the chain of sorrow
with your massive rack!
**[09:05] Yoshiko**
Just one feel! Just one feel is enough!
**[09:08] President**
Oh, fine!
**[09:10] President**
Bring it on!
**[09:12] Yoshiko**
That's a good girl!
**[09:13] Yoshiko**
Now come, boy!
**[09:15] Boy**
Yes! Thank you very much!
**[09:23] Akuru**
What are you people doing?
**[09:36] President**
Hi-yah!
**[09:39] President**
N-N-Nothing!
**[09:42] Yoshiko**
Are you okay? Hang in there!
**[09:44] Boy**
Th-That was fine, too.
**[09:47] Akuru**
*What the hell?*
***SIGN*** Part 35
**[09:55] Sayaka**
The cultural festival was
a success! Way to go, us!
**[09:57] Yoshiko**
Yay!
**[09:59] Emura**
What's this jerk doing here?
**[10:01] Akuru**
I could say the same to you.
**[10:03] Sayaka**
A-All right! Let's have some fun!
**[10:06] Yoshiko**
Yay!
**[10:07] Emura**
Moron.
**[10:08] Akuru**
Get lost, idiot.
**[10:10] Sayaka**
Can't you guys try to get along?
**[10:12] Yoshiko**
Yay!
**[10:15] Hiiragi**
Wow, he started studying.
**[10:17] Shiina**
Loners have *no* idea how to socialize.
**[10:19] Akuru**
Shut up, uglies.
**[10:20] Emura**
Why don't you try and say that again?!
**[10:23] Emura**
Who the hell do you think you are?!
**[10:23] Akuru**
What, you're deaf, too?
I called you ugly, ugly!
**[10:25] Sayaka**
*I just wanted everyone to get along.*
**[10:29] Sayaka**
*But this...*
**[10:30] Sayaka**
*But this...*
**[10:32] Sayaka**
Damn it!
**[10:39] Emura**
This one's a beer!
**[10:41] Hiiragi**
They brought us the wrong order.
**[10:42] Shiina**
But she hasn't drunk any.
**[10:44] Emura**
She couldn't have...
**[10:46] Akuru**
...gotten drunk off fumes?
**[10:47] Sayaka**
You just keep fighting!
You make me want to cry!
**[10:51] Sayaka**
Wait, I'm already crying!
Point it out, damn you!
**[10:54] Akuru**
*She's* that *kind of drunk...*
**[10:55] Sayaka**
I try to break up your fighting,
but all you do is ignore me.
**[10:58] Sayaka**
None of you have any respect for me!
**[11:01] Yoshiko**
That's not true!
**[11:04] Sayaka**
Yoshiko-chan...
**[11:06] Yoshiko**
You're cute, and you're nice,
**[11:08] Yoshiko**
and you're flatter than a board!
**[11:14] Sayaka**
It's always my boobs!
**[11:16] Sayaka**
No one respects me because
I don't have boobs?
**[11:19] Sayaka**
You make me want to cry!
**[11:23] Akuru**
Y-You're already crying.
**[11:25] Sayaka**
Way to point out the obvious!
**[11:27] Akuru**
*What was I supposed to do?!*
**[11:29] Emura**
H-Hey, don't take it so hard.
**[11:31] Sayaka**
They're so small, it's funny!
**[11:33] Sayaka**
Yes, that's right...
**[11:34] Sayaka**
Just look at my boobs and laugh!
**[11:36] Two**
This isn't funny!
**[11:38] Sayaka**
Come on, everybody laugh!
**[11:40] Sayaka**
There'll finally be peace in here,
and we can all get along!
**[11:45] Emura**
Hey, you've actually got nice volume.
**[11:49] Sayaka**
I padded the hell out of them!
**[11:53] Girls**
*This isn't funny...*
**[11:55] Sayaka**
Just look! Amazingly flat, right?
**[11:57] Yoshiko**
I understand! I understand the amazingness!
**[12:00] Yoshiko**
They're truly a wonder!
**[12:02] Yoshiko**
I christen them the Sayakan Plain!
**[12:04] Yoshiko**
Flat as far as the eye can see!
**[12:06] Sayaka**
Right?! Right?!
**[12:14] Sayaka**
I want to cry.
***SIGN*** Karaoke
**[12:17] Sayaka**
I'm already crying!
**[12:20] Girls**
We're sorry.
***SIGN*** Middle School Year 2
***SIGN*** Middle School Year 3
***SIGN*** High School Year 1
***SIGN*** Drive! Aho Girl
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: "Drive! Aho Girl!"
# 10 - Drive! Aho Girl!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRMGZG27R/aho-girl)
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***SIGN*** Part 36
**[01:03] Emura**
Okay.
**[01:04] Emura**
I'm doing it.
**[01:05] Emura**
I'm piercing my ears.
**[01:08] Emura**
Today's the day I actually do it.
**[01:10] Emura**
I'm doing it right now!
**[01:13] Girls**
*So do it.*
**[01:15] Yoshiko**
What'cha doing?
**[01:16] Yoshiko**
Do I squeeze this?
**[01:17] Emura**
I'll kill you!
**[01:18] Emura**
You nearly put a hole in my ear!
**[01:20] Yoshiko**
Whoa, a needle!
**[01:22] Yoshiko**
What were you going to do
to your ear with that?
**[01:24] Emura**
Huh?
**[01:25] Emura**
Well, uh...
**[01:27] Emura**
I was going to... put a hole in it.
**[01:29] Yoshiko**
Now you've lost me!
**[01:31] Yoshiko**
If you pierce your ear with a needle,
blood will fly everywhere.
**[01:36] Yoshiko**
Then bacteria will enter
the wound and infect it...
**[01:41] Yoshiko**
Then you suffer...
**[01:43] Yoshiko**
and die.
**[01:44] Emura**
Stop!
**[01:45] Emura**
I-I won't die...
**[01:47] Emura**
I won't...
**[01:50] Emura**
I won't die, right?
**[01:51] Shiina**
You'll be fine.
**[01:53] Emura**
I won't bleed, right?
**[01:54] Shiina**
Well, yes, you'll bleed.
**[01:56] Emura**
Damn it!
**[01:58] Emura**
All I wanted was to wear cute earrings...
**[02:01] Yoshiko**
Don't be crazy!
**[02:03] Yoshiko**
Why would you go so far?!
**[02:05] Yoshiko**
You want a man?!
**[02:07] Emura**
So what if I do?!
**[02:09] Emura**
I wanted to dress nicer,
**[02:10] Emura**
look prettier...
**[02:12] Emura**
I want a boyfriend, damn it.
**[02:14] Yoshiko**
So that's why?
**[02:17] Emura**
I mean, guys ask Hiiragi out sometimes,
**[02:20] Emura**
and Shiina can't stop flirting
with her boyfriend.
**[02:23] Emura**
But I've got nothing!
**[02:25] Emura**
If I can't pierce my ears,
**[02:27] Emura**
there's no hope for me!
**[02:29] Emura**
So don't stop me.
**[02:33] Yoshiko**
I understand completely.
**[02:34] Yoshiko**
But if you do it with such unsteady
hands, you'll mess up for sure.
**[02:38] Emura**
Just shut up!
**[02:40] Yoshiko**
So...
**[02:41] Yoshiko**
I'll hold your hand for you.
**[02:46] Emura**
You...
**[02:47] Yoshiko**
Now do it!
**[02:49] Yoshiko**
I'll hold your hand with all my might!
**[02:51] Emura**
Yeah! I'm doing it!
**[02:52] Yoshiko**
Do it! Ram a hole through that ear!
**[02:55] Emura**
First, I have to calm my mind...
**[02:57] Yoshiko**
Ram a hole through the
door to your new future!
**[03:00] Emura**
Wait, stop!
**[03:01] Emura**
Don't push!
**[03:02] Yoshiko**
Go!
**[03:04] Emura**
Let go! I'm not ready for this!
**[03:10] Yoshiko**
There, there.
**[03:13] Yoshiko**
You did it.
**[03:19] Shiina**
B-But it didn't hurt that much, right?
**[03:23] Emura**
Well, no...
**[03:24] Emura**
It didn't really.
**[03:26] Hiiragi**
So just do the other ear.
**[03:28] Emura**
Huh?!
**[03:29] Emura**
Um...
**[03:32] Emura**
Maybe some other time.
**[03:34] Shiina**
O-Okay.
***SIGN*** Seeking Boyfriend
***SIGN*** Part 37
**[03:42] Yoshiko**
All right!
***SIGN*** Hanabatake
**[03:42] Yoshiko**
Let's go for a walk!
**[03:49] Yoshiko**
You're full of energy today!
**[03:51] Yoshiko**
Wanna go for a longer walk?
***SIGN*** Brooooom
***SIGN*** Vrooooom
***SIGN*** Dadadadooooom
***SIGN*** Vrooooom
**[04:04] Motorist**
Hah!
**[04:05] Motorist**
Is there no one left who can light a fire
in the heart of the Hawk of Koudan Pass?
***SIGN*** Woof
**[04:10] Yoshiko**
Woohoo!
***SIGN*** Thump
**[04:11] Motorist**
What?!
**[04:12] Motorist**
What's that?!
***SIGN*** Vroooooom
***SIGN*** Vroom
**[04:14] Yoshiko**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Swish
***SIGN*** Swish
***SIGN*** Dadadadoom
**[04:18] Motorist**
A-A dog and some kid challenging
me to a race on the highway?
***SIGN*** Grip
***SIGN*** Vroom
**[04:23] Motorist**
You're going down!
**[04:23] Yoshiko**
Whee! Yay!
***SIGN*** Screeeeech
**[04:26] Sign**
Wha—
***SIGN*** Brooom
***SIGN*** Vrooooooooom
**[04:27] Yoshiko**
Easy!
**[04:27] Motorist**
What?!
**[04:29] Motorist**
That cornering is crazy!
**[04:31] Motorist**
Is she some idiot with a death wish?!
***SIGN*** Vroooooooooom
**[04:33] Motorist**
Or does she trust her machine that much?!
**[04:36] Yoshiko**
Woohoo!
**[04:38] Motorist**
But...
**[04:39] Motorist**
This straight will show
whose machine is superior!
***SIGN*** Vrooooom
**[04:43] Motorist**
Here it comes!
***SIGN*** Brooooom
**[04:45] Motorist**
Wha—
**[04:46] Motorist**
What?!
***SIGN*** Fwooooosh
**[04:48] Motorist**
She's minimizing drag by
leaning all the way back?!
***SIGN*** Vroooooooooom
**[04:53] Motorist**
It's a dog! A dog!
**[04:54] Motorist**
How could I lose to an animal?!
***SIGN*** Vrooom
**[04:56] Motorist**
How could I lose?!
***SIGN*** See ya
***SIGN*** Bastards!
**[05:00] Motorist**
Bastards!
***SIGN*** Vroom
**[05:08] Yoshiko**
Nothing beats a post-exercise banana!
**[05:14] SexyVoice**
Aho Girl.
***SIGN*** Part 38
**[05:16] Mamoru**
All right! I'm coming to save you now!
**[05:19] Yoshiko**
Hey, guys! Let's play!
**[05:22] Boys**
Oh.
**[05:22] Mamoru**
It's Yoshiko.
**[05:23] Yoshiko**
Hey, is that a Micca-chan?!
I haven't seen one in forever!
**[05:27] Nozomi**
Yoshiko-oneechan, can you be Michael?
**[05:29] Yoshiko**
Huh?
**[05:30] Yoshiko**
I wanna be Micca-chan!
**[05:32] Masaru**
Are you a kid?!
**[05:33] Nozomi**
Okay.
**[05:33] Mamoru**
She's the grown-up!
**[05:36] Yoshiko**
Hi, Michael.
**[05:37] Nozomi**
Micca-chan, you sure look cute today.
**[05:40] Yoshiko**
What? Why are you trying to
seduce me? What do you want?
**[05:45] Yoshiko**
Money?
**[05:46] Yoshiko**
My body?!
**[05:48] Yoshiko**
Whatever. I don't care what you want.
**[05:51] Yoshiko**
All I really want right now is to be loved.
**[05:55] Masaru**
*What the heck happened to her?*
**[05:57] Nozomi**
I really do love you.
**[05:59] Yoshiko**
Liar!
**[06:00] Yoshiko**
You know what kind of woman I am, don't you?
**[06:03] Masaru**
No one does!
**[06:04] Nozomi**
I don't know what you mean, but that's okay!
**[06:07] Mamoru**
Man, Michael, do you even care?!
**[06:09] Yoshiko**
Michael...
**[06:10] Boys**
You're way too easy, Micca-chan!
**[06:12] Yoshiko**
I can finally be happy...
**[06:14] Nozomi**
Micca-chan!
**[06:17] Mamoru**
Let's play over there.
**[06:18] Masaru**
Yeah.
**[06:23] Yoshiko**
Michael!
**[06:25] Masaru**
Sorry!
**[06:26] Yoshiko**
Michael! Speak to me!
**[06:29] Yoshiko**
His pulse... has stopped...
**[06:33] Yoshiko**
I will... have...
**[06:36] Yoshiko**
revenge!
**[06:39] Yoshiko**
I will personally draw and quarter
every single one of you!
**[06:44] Masaru**
Micca-chan, you're scaring me!
**[06:45] Yoshiko**
Go to Hell!
**[06:48] Yoshiko**
Killer move: Micca-chan Murdering Kick!
**[06:51] Masaru**
T-Time out!
**[06:57] Yoshiko**
No!
**[06:58] Masaru**
Don't strip her!
**[06:59] Yoshiko**
You bad man!
**[07:00] Yoshiko**
Why would you beat me until
my clothes fell off?!
**[07:04] Masaru**
No, you took her clothes off!
**[07:06] Yoshiko**
Fine! You can have your way with me!
**[07:08] Masaru**
What does that mean?!
**[07:09] Yoshiko**
You can have your way with my body,
**[07:13] Yoshiko**
but my heart...
**[07:15] Yoshiko**
will always belong to Michael!
**[07:16] Masaru**
What the heck are you talking about?!
**[07:18] Yoshiko**
I'm sorry, Michael...
**[07:21] Masaru**
Let's just leave.
**[07:23] Mamoru**
Yeah.
**[07:23] Yoshiko**
What?! You're not even interested in my body?!
**[07:27] Masaru**
You're way too needy, Micca-chan!
**[07:29] Yoshiko**
It's all over!
**[07:31] Yoshiko**
My life is over!
**[07:33] Yoshiko**
I'm worthless as a woman!
**[07:35] Nozomi**
That's not true.
**[07:37] Yoshiko**
That voice...
**[07:40] Yoshiko**
M-Michael!
**[07:43] Nozomi**
Let's live together.
**[07:45] Yoshiko**
N-No... But how?
**[07:47] Yoshiko**
I thought you were dead!
**[07:49] Nozomi**
Um...
**[07:51] Nozomi**
I came back to life!
**[07:53] Yoshiko**
Michael!
**[07:56] Boys**
No thought at all.
***SIGN*** Aho Girl
***SIGN*** Micca-chan
***SIGN*** Test
***SIGN*** Part 39
***SIGN*** Beware of Perverts
**[08:12] President**
If I want to get closer to Akutsu-kun,
I need to get closer to his family.
**[08:18] Ruri**
I love you, Onee-chan!
**[08:20] Ruri**
Marry my brother so you
can be my real sister!
**[08:23] President**
What? Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
**[08:27] President**
Right?
**[08:27] Akuru**
When should we hold the ceremony?
**[08:31] President**
*Right now!*
**[08:33] President**
O-Okay! She's sad about getting a
zero on her test. Cheer her up!
**[08:37] Yoshie**
Don't move.
**[08:38] President**
Huh?!
**[08:39] Yoshie**
What do you think you're doing?
**[08:41] President**
Aren't you Hanabatake-san's mother?!
**[08:44] President**
* Wait, she somehow unhooked*
* my bra with that one touch!*
**[08:47] President**
*Just what is this old hag?!*
**[08:49] Yoshie**
Hah.
**[08:50] Yoshie**
If you're trying to get in with the girl,
I'll have you know it's futile.
**[08:55] President**
Wh-What do you mean?
**[08:58] Ruri**
Oh, Auntie.
**[09:00] Yoshie**
My, Ruri-chan.
**[09:01] Yoshie**
You look a little down.
**[09:02] Ruri**
I got another zero.
**[09:04] Yoshie**
Like I always say, you'll get it eventually.
**[09:09] Ruri**
Thanks, Auntie. You're always so nice.
**[09:13] Yoshie**
Aww!
**[09:13] President**
*This lady...*
**[09:14] President**
*She's been in with the girl for ages!*
**[09:17] President**
No! This lady is a bad lady!
**[09:20] Ruri**
Huh? Who are you?
**[09:23] Yoshie**
This is A-kun's stalker!
**[09:25] President**
Wha— N-No!
**[09:27] Ruri**
Onii-chan's too weird to have a stalker...
**[09:30] President**
Akutsu-kun, weird?!
**[09:32] President**
But he's so cold-hearted and sadistic!
**[09:34] Ruri**
This lady is a crazy lady!
**[09:35] President**
No, I'm not! She's the real crazy lady!
**[09:42] Yoshie**
Do you think Ruri-chan would believe the
words of a panty-less exhibitionist?
**[09:47] President**
My panties?!
**[09:49] President**
*I see... Unhooking my bra was just a diversion.*
**[09:53] President**
* She wanted me focused on my upper body*
* so my lower body would be defenseless,*
**[09:58] President**
*then she took my panties!*
**[10:01] Yoshie**
This girl is a stalker and an exhibitionist
and isn't wearing panties.
**[10:06] President**
What? You just ripped my
panties off in an instant!
**[10:09] Yoshie**
How on earth would I do that?
**[10:11] President**
You freaking hag!
**[10:13] Yoshie**
Stay away from her, you pervert!
**[10:15] President**
Give me back my panties,
you damn old hag!
**[10:19] Yoshie**
You pervert!
**[10:32] Ruri**
*What are these two?*
**[10:34] President**
My panties!
**[10:36] Yoshie**
Useless! Useless!
**[10:38] President**
Or so it seemed!
**[10:39] President**
I'm taking yours instead!
**[10:44] Yoshie**
Too obvious, little girl!
**[10:48] Yoshie**
Now look closely, Ruri-chan!
**[10:50] Yoshie**
I'll prove that she's an exhibitionist
who doesn't wear panties!
**[10:53] President**
No!
**[10:55] President**
S-Stop!
**[10:56] Yoshie**
You're finished now!
**[10:58] President**
No! Please, stop!
**[11:14] Ruri**
She's wearing panties.
**[11:17] Yoshie**
What?! Impossible!
**[11:22] Yoshie**
She's wearing them...
**[11:24] Yoshie**
Why?! How?!
**[11:25] Ruri**
Huh? I can feel the wind under my skirt.
**[11:29] Yoshie**
What? You didn't...
**[11:31] Yoshie**
You couldn't have! You bitch!
**[11:35] Yoshie**
You took off Ruri's panties with your
feet and slipped them on yourself?!
**[11:43] Yoshie**
Without my noticing, in an instant.
**[11:51] Yoshie**
I'd best start training again.
**[11:56] President**
We'll settle this another day.
**[12:01] Ruri**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Beware of Perverts
**[12:14] Ruri**
What was that about?
**[12:17] Ruri**
Huh?
**[12:18] Ruri**
What?
**[12:19] Ruri**
*My panties disappeared?!*
***SIGN*** Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: "Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl!"
# 11 - Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl
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***SIGN*** Part 40
***SIGN*** Let's try a little harder!
**[01:11] Yoshiko**
Cheer up, Ruri-chan!
**[01:12] Ruri**
Yoshiko?!
**[01:13] Yoshiko**
You might be bad at school, but there
are plenty of other things you can do!
**[01:17] Ruri**
R-Really? Like what?
**[01:21] Yoshiko**
Dunno.
**[01:22] Ruri**
Think of something first!
**[01:24] Yoshiko**
Then what can you do?
**[01:25] Ruri**
Huh?
**[01:26] Ruri**
Wh-What can I do?
**[01:28] Ruri**
I haven't tried to do anything but study...
**[01:31] Yoshiko**
But you're bad at studying, right?
**[01:34] Ruri**
Wait...
**[01:36] Ruri**
Am I screwed?
**[01:37] Yoshiko**
Let's try doing some different stuff!
**[01:39] Yoshiko**
Cooking!
***SIGN*** Slice
**[01:40] Ruri**
Gah!
**[01:41] Yoshiko**
Sewing!
***SIGN*** Stab
**[01:42] Ruri**
Gah!
**[01:43] Yoshiko**
Drawing!
**[01:44] Yoshiko**
Horizontal bar!
**[01:45] Yoshiko**
Jump rope!
**[01:46] Yoshiko**
Bicycle!
**[01:50] Ruri**
Don't look at me like that!
**[01:52] Ruri**
Have I always been this useless?
**[01:56] Ruri**
I've lived eleven years,
and I have nothing to show!
**[02:01] Yoshiko**
Tricycle!
**[02:04] Ruri**
*I can ride this!*
**[02:05] Ruri**
Anyone can ride that!
**[02:09] Ruri**
I'll master one thing, whatever it takes!
**[02:11] Ruri**
Don't let go until I say to, Yoshiko.
**[02:13] Yoshiko**
You got it!
**[02:15] Ruri**
Here I go!
**[02:17] Yoshiko**
Oh, a dragonfly.
**[02:21] Yoshiko**
Wait for me!
**[02:23] Ruri**
Now you can't let go!
**[02:29] Ruri**
A-All right! This is going great!
**[02:38] Ruri**
Cut that out!
**[02:40] Yoshiko**
Ruri-chan, you're all beat up!
**[02:41] Ruri**
Because of you!
**[02:43] Ruri**
Whatever! I'll do this by myself!
**[02:45] Yoshiko**
No! Don't be reckless!
**[02:46] Ruri**
Move!
**[02:47] Ruri**
Don't blame me if I hit you!
**[02:50] Yoshiko**
Ruri-chan!
**[02:52] Yoshiko**
A-Are you okay?
**[02:55] Ruri**
It's only natural to fail the first time.
**[03:02] Ruri**
But if I keep picking myself up
**[03:04] Ruri**
and trying again,
**[03:06] Ruri**
one day...
**[03:07] Ruri**
I'll succeed!
**[03:08] Yoshiko**
You mean studying, too?
**[03:10] Ruri**
One day, I'll be good at that, too!
**[03:17] Yoshiko**
She's fallen down hundreds of times.
**[03:20] Yoshiko**
She's got guts!
**[03:22] Ruri**
I won't let this be over until
I've achieved something!
**[03:26] Ruri**
I'll show you what I can do!
**[03:33] Yoshiko**
Ruri-chan!
**[03:37] Ruri**
I can't even ride a bike.
**[03:40] Ruri**
What else can you do but laugh?
**[03:43] Ruri**
Quit laughing!
**[03:44] Yoshiko**
Seriously?!
**[03:46] Ruri**
I'm not...
**[03:47] Ruri**
I'm not going home until I can ride this!
**[03:50] Yoshiko**
Wow, that's intense!
**[03:53] Yoshiko**
You must be...
**[03:54] Yoshiko**
the hardest worker in
the world, Ruri-chan!
**[04:00] Ruri**
Yoshiko...
**[04:02] Yoshiko**
Too bad you can't show anything for it!
**[04:03] Ruri**
Shut up!
**[04:05] Ruri**
I'm not losing to you, Yoshiko!
**[04:05] Yoshiko**
Hey, hey, hey, Ruri-chan!
Let's see who can shout louder!
**[04:09] Dog**
One day, you'll be able to do it.
***SIGN*** Part 41
**[04:21] Yoshiko**
How could this happen?
**[04:24] Ryuuichi**
What's the matter, Sis?
**[04:25] Yoshiko**
The new Banana Froppeccino Deluxe,
made with three whole bananas,
**[04:25] [SONG] Sign**
Limited Time Only
***SIGN*** Banana Froppeccino
***SIGN*** Sold out due to unexpected demand
**[04:32] Yoshiko**
is sold out everywhere I look.
**[04:35] Ryuuichi**
I'll help you search for a shop!
**[04:37] Yoshiko**
Seriously?!
**[04:38] Yoshiko**
Thank you,
**[04:39] Yoshiko**
guy I don't know!
**[04:41] Ryuuichi**
I'm your soldier, Ryuuichi!
**[04:48] Yoshiko**
None here either, huh?
**[04:50] Ryuuichi**
S-Sis...
**[04:51] Yoshiko**
R-Ryuuichi-kun?
**[04:55] Yoshiko**
What happened to you?
**[04:57] Ryuuichi**
I'm sorry.
**[04:58] Ryuuichi**
I found a shop in the next town with
one Banana Froppeccino Deluxe left.
**[05:03] Yoshiko**
What?!
**[05:04] Ryuuichi**
But it looks like some guys from
Dick High were looking for one, too.
**[05:08] Ryuuichi**
I tried my best to stop them,
**[05:11] Ryuuichi**
but there were just too many.
**[05:14] Yoshiko**
What did you say?
**[05:16] Ryuuichi**
I wanted to make you happy...
**[05:19] Ryuuichi**
I hate this!
**[05:21] Ryuuichi**
What's more, they took one sip and said,
**[05:23] Ryuuichi**
"It just tastes like bananas. Nothing special."
**[05:26] Ryuuichi**
And then they tossed it out in front of me.
**[05:30] Yoshiko**
I see.
**[05:31] Yoshiko**
I know how you feel.
**[05:34] Yoshiko**
They dare insult our beloved bananas?
**[05:37] Yoshiko**
And they *dare* to throw it away
without trying to savor the flavor?
**[05:40] Yoshiko**
This is unforgivable.
**[05:42] Ryuuichi**
No, um...
**[05:44] Yoshiko**
I will avenge you, Ryuuichi-kun.
**[05:47] Ryuuichi**
Wait— Hold—
**[05:50] Yoshiko**
Now I'm mad.
**[05:53] Ryuuichi**
S-Sis?!
**[05:55] Ryuuichi**
I don't really care about the banana part!
***SIGN*** Stan K. Dick High School
**[06:05] DickA**
That loser back there was a real laugh!
**[06:08] DickA**
He had the balls to pick a fight with Sudou-san
**[06:10] DickA**
over some banana juice and get his ass beat!
**[06:12] Yoshiko**
Is this "Sudou" guy your boss?
**[06:15] DickA**
Huh?
**[06:16] DickA**
Who the hell are—
**[06:19] Yoshiko**
Taste it.
**[06:23] DickB**
Y-You—
**[06:26] Yoshiko**
Now where's this Sudou guy?
**[06:32] DickA**
Sudou-san!
**[06:33] DickA**
We've got trouble!
**[06:34] DickA**
A friend of the guy you
messed up is here for revenge!
**[06:36] Sudou**
What's that?
**[06:46] Yoshiko**
You must be Sudou.
**[06:50] Sudou**
Hah. So you messed up some
minions. Don't get cocky.
**[06:54] Sudou**
Listen, bitch. These four,
**[06:56] Sudou**
the Four Kings of Dick High, are strong.
**[06:59] Yoshiko**
Don't waste my time.
**[07:01] Yoshiko**
I'll take all four of you. Right now.
**[07:05] DickKingA**
You little bitch!
**[07:30] Yoshiko**
This is the end!
**[07:31] Yoshiko**
Taste the deliciousness of bananas!
**[07:38] Sudou**
I-Impossible.
**[07:40] Sudou**
What are you?
**[07:41] Yoshiko**
That just leaves you.
**[07:45] Sudou**
Look! A flying banana!
**[07:47] Yoshiko**
Seriously?!
**[07:49] Sudou**
Idiot!
**[07:50] Sudou**
Die!
**[07:54] Sudou**
Idiot!
**[07:59] Yoshiko**
Did you do something just now?
**[08:04] Yoshiko**
A-kun's punches hurt a hundred
times more than that.
**[08:19] Yoshiko**
Good, aren't they?
**[08:21] Yoshiko**
Savor the flavor.
**[08:25] Yoshiko**
I've avenged you,
**[08:28] Yoshiko**
Banana Froppeccino Deluxe.
**[08:31] Ryuuichi**
I'm telling you!
**[08:33] Ryuuichi**
I really don't care about the banana part!
***SIGN*** Part 42
**[08:43] Yoshiko**
Morning, Dog!
**[08:46] Yoshiko**
The weather's great!
**[08:47] Yoshiko**
Let's forget about school and go for a walk!
**[08:52] Akuru**
You're going to school.
***SIGN*** For you, Pome-chan.
***SIGN*** I'm so happy.
***SIGN*** A flower, a flower,
***SIGN*** a flower for
Pome-chan
**[09:37] Man**
Hey! A kid!
**[09:39] Boy**
Someone! Help!
**[09:42] Man**
Oh, no! He'll be washed away!
**[09:51] Man**
That dog's amazing!
He's swimming the rapids!
**[09:57] Man**
He's saved the boy!
**[10:01] Boy**
Thank you...
**[10:10] Boy**
Thank you!
**[10:28] WomanA**
Th-That dog is attacking my son!
**[10:31] WomanA**
Someone catch that dog!
***SIGN*** Transfers
**[10:46] RobberA**
Gimme all your cash!
***SIGN*** Deposits Withdrawals Transfers Taxes
**[10:50] WomanB**
Saori, quiet.
**[10:51] RobberB**
Shut up, kid!
**[10:56] RobberB**
Or I'll kill ya.
**[11:03] RobberA**
Y-You damn dog! You'll pay for that!
**[11:11] RobberA**
Wh-What?!
**[11:22] TellerA**
He beat him!
**[11:24] TellerB**
That dog is incredible!
**[11:30] WomanB**
Saori, it's okay now.
**[11:41] Saori**
Is that flower for me?
**[11:50] Saori**
Thank you, doggy!
**[12:05] Yoshiko**
Hey, did you hear?
**[12:07] Yoshiko**
There was a bank robbery
near here yesterday!
**[12:10] Akuru**
Really? That's kinda scary.
**[12:12] Yoshiko**
But the robbers got done in by
some passing dog or something!
**[12:15] Akuru**
There's no way that's true.
***SIGN*** Meeting... And! Aho Girl
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: "Meeting... And! Aho Girl!"
# 12 - Meeting... And! Aho Girl
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRMGZG27R/aho-girl)
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**[00:01] Sayaka**
Oh, right, aren't you two childhood friends?
**[00:06] Yoshiko**
That's right!
**[00:08] Yoshiko**
We've been lovey-dovey since forever!
**[00:14] Akuru**
So it's been ten years, huh?
**[00:28] Yoshie**
We're the Hanabatakes.
We just moved here today.
***SIGN*** 10 Years Ago
**[00:31] MrsAkutsu**
We're the Akutsus. It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[00:34] Yoshiko**
I'm Hanabatake Yoshiko! I'm four!
**[00:37] Yoshie**
Yoshiko, you're five now.
**[00:39] Yoshiko**
Are you serious?! What's "five" mean?!
**[00:42] Yoshie**
After "four" comes "five." Remember?
**[00:44] Yoshiko**
Who decided that?
**[00:45] Yoshie**
God.
**[00:45] Yoshiko**
God?! He sounds cool!
**[00:47] Akuru**
*Weirdo.*
**[00:49] Yoshiko**
So?!
**[00:49] Yoshiko**
Who are you?
**[00:51] Akuru**
A-Akutsu Akuru.
**[00:53] Yoshiko**
A-kun, huh?
**[00:54] Yoshiko**
Okay! Let's play!
**[00:55] Akuru**
No thanks. I'm going to go study.
**[00:57] Yoshiko**
Oh, I see.
**[00:59] Yoshiko**
So, what'cha wanna play?!
**[01:01] Akuru**
Were you listening?
**[01:04] Akuru**
*I'll just try to stay away from her.*
**[01:10] Akuru**
How the heck did you get in here?!
**[01:12] Yoshiko**
I jumped from my window!
**[01:16] Akuru**
*Are you serious?*
**[01:17] Yoshiko**
So, what'cha wanna play?!
**[01:19] Akuru**
I said I was gonna study!
**[01:20] Yoshiko**
What's "study"? Is it fun?
**[01:23] Akuru**
Uh, no, it's not fun.
**[01:25] Yoshiko**
Huh? Then why do you do it?
**[01:27] Akuru**
For my future.
**[01:29] Yoshiko**
You gotta live in the moment!
**[01:31] Akuru**
Dunno why, but that pisses me off!
**[01:34] Yoshiko**
I'm hungry.
**[01:36] Yoshiko**
Gimme something yummy!
**[01:38] Akuru**
*Impudent little...*
**[01:41] Akuru**
Eat it and leave!
**[01:42] Yoshiko**
What's that?!
**[01:46] Yoshiko**
A yellow wee-wee?
**[01:47] Akuru**
It's a banana!
**[01:49] Yoshiko**
I'mma eat the yellow wee-wee!
**[01:51] Akuru**
Listen to me, would you?!
**[01:56] Yoshiko**
Yum!
**[01:58] Yoshiko**
How is it so yummy?!
**[02:00] Yoshiko**
My God, it's yummy!
Nothing's yummier than this!
**[02:02] Akuru**
It's that good?!
**[02:05] Yoshiko**
Banana yummy!
**[02:08] Akuru**
*Freak.*
**[02:11] Yoshiko**
I never dreamed you'd give
me something so yummy.
**[02:15] Yoshiko**
You must really love me!
**[02:18] Akuru**
What?!
**[02:19] Yoshiko**
Trying to win me over with food?
You precocious child, you.
**[02:23] Akuru**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[02:25] Yoshiko**
Well, I guess...
**[02:27] Yoshiko**
you've got a cute face, at least.
**[02:29] Akuru**
S-Stay away!
**[02:31] Yoshiko**
I'll accept your love!
**[02:34] Akuru**
I don't even like you!
**[02:35] Yoshiko**
No need to be shy!
**[02:37] Akuru**
I'm not being shy!
**[02:38] Yoshiko**
You're so cute!
**[02:39] Akuru**
You're a freak!
**[02:43] Akuru**
Sh-She'll never find me here.
**[02:47] Yoshiko**
Found you.
**[02:50] ---**
Ow...
**[02:52] Yoshiko**
Aww, could you *be* any more shy?
**[02:56] Yoshiko**
I love you, too, A-kun.
**[02:58] Akuru**
S-Stay away.
**[03:01] Akuru**
Hey, what are you—
**[03:04] Akuru**
No. Stop!
**[03:06] Akuru**
N-No... Stop!
**[03:09] Akuru**
Anything but that!
**[03:25] Yoshiko**
I'll let you marry me when we grow u—
**[03:34] Akuru**
Never show your face in front of me
again if you don't want to get hurt!
***SIGN*** 30 Minutes Later
**[03:41] Yoshiko**
Let's play!
**[03:46] Akuru**
It was when I met this idiot that I
first really felt emotion in my heart.
**[03:52] Sayaka**
A-A-kun-san...
**[03:55] Yoshiko**
Hey, hey, A-kun, A-kun!
**[03:57] Yoshiko**
Let's play!
**[03:59] Akuru**
Shut up!
**[03:59] Akuru**
I'm trying to study here!
**[04:01] Yoshiko**
Don't you wanna play with
me because you love me?
**[04:03] Akuru**
I told you, I hate your guts!
**[04:04] Yoshiko**
After you gave me that hot,
steamy, passionate kiss?
**[04:09] Akuru**
*You* forced it on me!
**[04:15] Yoshiko**
That weak punch is too slow for me!
**[04:18] Yoshiko**
Come on, let's play!
**[04:20] Akuru**
Let go of me!
**[04:21] Yoshiko**
Yahoo!
**[04:24] Akuru**
*At this rate...*
**[04:26] Yoshiko**
*Yum!*
**[04:26] Akuru**
*Don't come over for dinner!*
**[04:28] Yoshiko**
*What a cute wee-wee!*
**[04:29] Akuru**
*Quit peeping at me!*
**[04:32] Akuru**
*That's my futon...*
**[04:34] Akuru**
*At this rate, she's going to ruin my life!*
**[04:41] Akuru**
*I'll beat her...*
**[04:43] Akuru**
*I have to beat her!*
**[04:46] Akuru**
*I'll take it back.*
**[04:47] Akuru**
*My peaceful life.*
**[04:50] Akuru**
*I'll get ripped from the core out...*
**[04:54] Akuru**
*Get strong...*
**[04:59] Akuru**
*And...*
**[05:00] Akuru**
*And then I'll...*
**[05:03] Akuru**
*I'll beat her!*
**[05:14] Akuru**
I can do this.
**[05:15] Akuru**
With this fist, I can
take her down for good.
**[05:19] Akuru**
J-Just you watch...
**[05:23] Akuru**
Huh?
**[05:27] Yoshiko**
A-kun, let's play!
**[05:33] Yoshiko**
A-kun?
**[05:41] Akuru**
I can't... move...
**[05:45] Akuru**
That was you?!
**[05:47] MrsAkutsu**
Oh, are you all better now?
**[05:50] Akuru**
Huh?
**[05:51] MrsAkutsu**
You caught a cold and slept for a whole day.
**[05:54] Akuru**
That long?
**[05:55] MrsAkutsu**
Yoshiko-chan looked after
you the whole time.
**[05:59] Akuru**
What?! No way!
**[06:01] Akuru**
*Did she, seriously?*
**[06:05] Akuru**
*Maybe she isn't so bad.*
**[06:08] Akuru**
But this idiot could look after me?
**[06:11] MrsAkutsu**
Yeah! And it was so cute!
**[06:14] MrsAkutsu**
She was like, "If I catch his
cold, he'll get better!"
**[06:19] MrsAkutsu**
She kissed you all night long!
**[06:26] Yoshiko**
Oh, A-kun, you're better now?
**[06:28] Yoshiko**
It must have been the power of our love.
**[06:33] Akuru**
Taste...
**[06:35] Akuru**
the power of my *fist*!
**[06:44] Akuru**
Hit her, damn you!
**[06:48] Akuru**
If there's one good thing that
came of meeting her,
**[06:51] Akuru**
it's that I met you.
**[06:57] Akuru**
I'm gonna ruin you today!
**[06:59] Akuru**
Die!
**[07:02] Yoshiko**
Weak!
**[07:03] Yoshiko**
Let's play all day again today!
**[07:05] Akuru**
Let go of me!
**[07:11] Akuru**
I-I'm home.
**[07:13] MrsAkutsu**
Welcome back.
**[07:14] MrsAkutsu**
Oh, your gifted program
test scores came back.
**[07:17] Akuru**
Huh? Oh.
***SIGN*** Akutsu Akuru
**[07:23] MrsAkutsu**
You didn't do too well this time,
**[07:26] MrsAkutsu**
but I think going outside and playing
with Yoshiko-chan is healthier for you.
**[07:30] Akuru**
O-Oh, no...
**[07:32] MrsAkutsu**
Akuru?
**[07:32] Akuru**
If she keeps abducting me,
my grades will keep falling,
**[07:33] MrsAkutsu**
Akuru?!
**[07:35] Akuru**
and I won't get into a good
college or a good job,
**[07:37] Akuru**
and my life will be ruined!
**[07:40] Akuru**
And in the worst case...
**[07:42] Akuru**
*She's going to force me to marry her!*
**[07:47] Yoshiko**
They're your kids!
**[07:53] Akuru**
*I have to do something.*
**[07:55] Akuru**
*But I'm too weak to even graze her.*
**[07:58] Akuru**
Damn it!
**[07:59] Akuru**
Why does she keep bugging
me in the first place?!
**[08:01] Yoshiko**
Because I love you!
**[08:04] Akuru**
Wh-What are you doing here?!
**[08:05] Yoshiko**
I heard you calling for me!
**[08:06] Akuru**
As if!
**[08:08] Akuru**
*"I love you," nothing!*
**[08:10] Akuru**
*Oh, I've got it!*
**[08:11] Akuru**
*I just need to get her to hate me!*
**[08:15] Akuru**
Hey, what kind of people do you hate?
**[08:19] Yoshiko**
Huh?
**[08:19] Akuru**
Are there any kinds of people
you don't want to go near?
**[08:22] Yoshiko**
People I don't want to go near?
**[08:24] Yoshiko**
Like someone covered in poop?
**[08:27] Akuru**
A-Any others?
**[08:30] Yoshiko**
I don't wanna go near perverts.
**[08:32] Yoshiko**
As a woman, I have to hate them.
**[08:34] Akuru**
Perverts, huh?
**[08:35] Akuru**
I see.
**[08:37] Akuru**
So that's it.
**[08:38] Akuru**
Then I'll be a total pervert to you!
**[08:42] Yoshiko**
What are you doing?!
**[08:43] Yoshiko**
A-kun, you pervert!
**[08:46] Akuru**
*Hey, I'm still only five.*
**[08:48] Akuru**
*No one will make a big deal of this.*
**[08:50] Akuru**
* Well, my parents might*
* look at me differently,*
**[08:54] Akuru**
* but if it means she'll hate me,*
* that's a small price to pay!*
**[08:57] Akuru**
Come on! Show me more!
**[09:00] Yoshiko**
No! What's gotten into you, A-kun?!
**[09:02] Akuru**
Nothing's gotten into me!
I love doing stuff like this!
**[09:05] Akuru**
Come on! Show me more!
**[09:07] Yoshiko**
No!
**[09:13] Akuru**
Now, show me your panties!
**[09:25] Akuru**
*D-Did I go too far?*
**[09:27] Yoshiko**
I'm sorry, A-kun.
**[09:30] Yoshiko**
I get it now.
**[09:31] Akuru**
Wh-What are you apologizing for?
**[09:34] Yoshiko**
Because... Because...
**[09:38] Yoshiko**
It's only natural you'd want to get perverted
**[09:41] Yoshiko**
with a super cute girl that
you play with every day!
**[09:45] Yoshiko**
I understand!
**[09:46] Yoshiko**
It's my fault for making you hold back!
**[09:48] Yoshiko**
It's not your fault!
**[09:50] Akuru**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[09:51] Akuru**
Didn't you hate perverts?!
**[09:53] Yoshiko**
It's unavoidable when two
people love each other!
**[09:57] Yoshiko**
I just wasn't ready for it yet!
**[10:00] Yoshiko**
But I'll...
**[10:01] Yoshiko**
I'll put up with it!
**[10:02] Yoshiko**
Here! You wanted to see my panties!
**[10:07] Yoshiko**
Take them!
**[10:08] Yoshiko**
A-kun!
**[10:23] Yoshiko**
Take responsibility, okay?
**[10:29] Akuru**
Well, I have to say...
**[10:30] Akuru**
My feelings for Yoshiko...
**[10:33] Akuru**
haven't changed in these ten years.
**[10:37] Sayaka**
*His smile scares me...*
**[10:40] Yoshiko**
Oh, no! I nearly forgot!
**[10:42] Yoshiko**
You see, today I'm...
**[10:46] Yoshiko**
wearing the same panties as the day A-kun
gave in to his desires and attacked me!
**[10:51] Sayaka**
The same ones? From when you were *five*?
**[10:53] Yoshiko**
It's embarrassing for me,
but I'll show you anyway!
**[11:01] Yoshiko**
Now look,
**[11:02] Yoshiko**
A-kun!
**[11:03] Yoshiko**
The panties from our memories!
**[11:05] Yoshiko**
Let's play like we did when we were kids!
**[11:10] Yoshiko**
Now look! Look! Come on, look! Come on!
**[11:11] Akuru**
Yeah... I'll hit you like I used to.
**[11:13] Yoshiko**
Come on! Come on! Look! Come on! Come on!
**[11:16] Yoshiko**
Bring it on!
**[11:17] Akuru**
My feelings haven't changed
in all these years.
**[11:20] Akuru**
I still want to kill you!
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
See you.