# Season 1
# 1 - She's Here! Aho Girl!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRMGZG27R/aho-girl)
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***SIGN*** Class 1-2
**[01:01] Yoshiko**
Hey, A-kun, A-kun!
**[01:04] Akira**
What, Yoshiko?
***SIGN*** Japanese Math English Science
**[01:06] Yoshiko**
I got a 0 on all my proficiency tests!
**[01:09] Akira**
You're an idiot.
**[01:10] Yoshiko**
They were even bubble sheet tests!
Isn't that amazing?!
**[01:13] Akira**
You're a huge idiot.
***SIGN*** Part 1
**[01:19] Akira**
As your friend since we were
little, I should warn you
**[01:21] Akira**
that your idiocy is too great to
permit your survival in this world.
**[01:25] Yoshiko**
What? No way!
**[01:26] Yoshiko**
I'm going to die?!
**[01:28] Yoshiko**
Then before I die...
**[01:30] Yoshiko**
I want to eat just one more banana!
**[01:33] Yoshiko**
Then I'll have no more regrets.
**[01:38] Akira**
You really are an idiot.
**[01:40] Akira**
You need to study, or you're
never going to get a job.
**[01:44] Yoshiko**
Huh? That means every day will
be like Sunday!
**[01:47] Yoshiko**
Hooray! Hooray!
**[01:51] Akira**
You wouldn't be able to survive.
**[01:53] Yoshiko**
Then I'll win the lottery!
**[01:55] Akira**
Like you'd win!
**[01:57] Yoshiko**
Come on, dream a little!
***SIGN*** Fury
**[02:01] Yoshiko**
Or I could become a housewife.
**[02:03] Akira**
No one would marry you.
***SIGN*** Fury
**[02:10] Akira**
Who the hell would marry an idiot like you?
**[02:13] Yoshiko**
No way! Do you have a girlfriend, A-kun?
**[02:16] Akira**
N-No... So what if I don't?
**[02:19] Yoshiko**
I knew it. You don't seem to
understand girls, anyway—
**[02:31] Yoshiko**
You're so cold, A-kun.
**[02:34] Yoshiko**
Even when...
**[02:36] Yoshiko**
I love you so much!
**[02:39] Akira**
Oh, I see.
**[02:40] Yoshiko**
So careless!
**[02:41] Yoshiko**
It's true!
**[02:42] Yoshiko**
You come wake me up every morning,
**[02:45] Yoshiko**
you tell me when I forget things...
**[02:47] Yoshiko**
And...
**[02:48] Yoshiko**
When I'm hungry, you give me bananas!
**[02:52] Yoshiko**
You give me bananas!
**[03:01] Yoshiko**
You're so sweet, A-kun!
**[03:03] Akira**
Right.
***SIGN*** How to Train Your Pet
**[03:04] Yoshiko**
You even ended up in the same high school
as me because you were worried about me.
**[03:08] Yoshiko**
You're too sweet.
**[03:10] Akira**
No, you idiot.
**[03:11] Akira**
It's only because I considered
the required study time
**[03:14] Akira**
and commute time. The good
high schools were too far away.
**[03:16] Akira**
Got it?
**[03:17] Yoshiko**
Yup! So basically...
**[03:19] Yoshiko**
You're a tsundere!
**[03:21] Akira**
*She's got no clue.*
**[03:24] Yoshiko**
But whatever the reason
might be, it makes me happy.
**[03:28] Yoshiko**
Thanks for always staying by my side,
even though I cause you so much trouble.
**[03:35] Yoshiko**
As thanks, I'll let you see my panties!
**[03:38] Yoshiko**
Panties!
**[03:40] Yoshiko**
Oh, you're so shy!
**[03:42] Akira**
That's not it!
**[03:43] Akira**
I don't want to see your filthy panties!
**[03:46] Yoshiko**
What?!
**[03:46] Yoshiko**
Even I wouldn't have
skid marks on my panties!
**[03:51] Yoshiko**
There's no poop on them!
**[03:53] Akira**
Shut up!
**[03:55] Yoshiko**
Oh!
**[03:56] Yoshiko**
Apparently, the banana shop
in front of the station
**[03:58] Yoshiko**
is getting in some super
top-quality bananas today!
**[04:00] Yoshiko**
All right, A-kun! See you tomorrow!
**[04:05] Akira**
How exhausting...
**[04:09] Akira**
*School's not over yet!*
**[04:21] Akira**
Hey.
**[04:22] Akira**
Wake up, you idiot.
**[04:28] Yoshiko**
Eek!
***SIGN*** Part 2
**[04:33] Yoshie**
I'm sorry to make you do this every morning.
**[04:34] Yoshie**
She won't wake up unless it's you, A-kun.
**[04:38] Akira**
Well, we are neighbors.
**[04:41] Akira**
Even though I don't really have a choice...
**[04:46] Yoshiko**
Bananas so good...
**[04:49] Yoshie**
I'm so sorry that she's such an idiot.
**[04:52] Akira**
You have my condolences.
**[04:54] Yoshie**
If you two started going out, I wouldn't
have anything to worry about. Peek.
**[04:58] Akira**
That's impossible.
**[04:59] Yoshie**
B-But she's not so bad on the outside.
**[05:02] Akira**
Just think about it.
**[05:04] Akira**
Humans don't fall in love
with monkeys, do they?
**[05:08] Yoshie**
Then please... Please, just make
her somewhat human!
**[05:13] Akira**
True... We shouldn't have her go out
into society the way she is right now.
**[05:17] Akira**
All right. I'll figure something out.
**[05:19] Yoshie**
A-kun...
**[05:21] Akira**
If that fails...
**[05:23] Akira**
Let's have her commit a misdemeanor,
so they'll lock her up in a cell.
**[05:27] Yoshie**
A-kun...
**[05:36] Sayaka**
Good morning, Yoshiko-chan.
**[05:38] Yoshiko**
You're as cute as ever, Sayaka-chan.
**[05:40] Sayaka**
O-Oh, please. You're cuter
than me, Yoshiko-chan.
**[05:44] Yoshiko**
What? Really?!
**[05:45] Yoshiko**
Like, the cutest in the world?!
**[05:46] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[05:47] Sayaka**
S-Sure...
**[05:48] Yoshiko**
For real?! Then next, I'll be
the cutest in the universe?!
**[05:50] Sayaka**
S-Sure...
**[05:52] Akira**
Wait, stop.
**[05:53] Akira**
I beg of you, please don't
encourage this idiot.
**[05:57] Sayaka**
Well, it's true that Yoshiko-chan
is cuter than me.
**[06:01] Akira**
Uh, no matter how you look at it,
you're definitely cuter.
**[06:04] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[06:06] Yoshiko**
You're hitting on her, A-kun?!
**[06:08] Yoshiko**
How could you, when you
have someone like me?!
**[06:11] Akira**
Shut up, you idiot!
**[06:14] Akira**
Hey...
**[06:16] Akira**
We're not together.
**[06:17] Sayaka**
U-Um, uh...
**[06:19] Sayaka**
I'm sorry!
**[06:20] Sayaka**
Your face is scary, so I have to decline!
**[06:24] Akira**
Hey...
**[06:26] Yoshiko**
Oh, A-kun...
**[06:28] Yoshiko**
No cheating on me allowed, you hear?
**[06:32] Akira**
What the hell are you
talking about, you idiot?
**[06:34] Yoshiko**
Even though you saw my
panties again this morning?
**[06:37] Akira**
You showed them to me when
no one even asked you to!
**[06:39] Yoshiko**
W-Well, it was embarrassing for me!
**[06:42] Akira**
Then put some damn clothes on!
***SIGN*** Part 3
**[06:56] Sensei**
All right.
**[06:56] Sensei**
Is there anything anyone doesn't
understand up to this point?
**[06:59] Yoshiko**
Yes!
**[07:00] Yoshiko**
I don't understand any of it!
**[07:02] Sensei**
Well, that's not good.
**[07:04] Yoshiko**
Indeed, it is not.
**[07:05] Yoshiko**
So I want to go outside and play dodgeball!
**[07:11] Yoshiko**
I wonder why I don't get any of this.
**[07:14] Sayaka**
Maybe there's something else you're
good at besides your studies.
**[07:18] Sayaka**
Do you have any hobbies, Yoshiko-chan?
**[07:20] Yoshiko**
Bananas!
**[07:23] Sayaka**
U-Um... I meant is there
anything that you like to do?
**[07:27] Yoshiko**
Something I want to do?
**[07:31] Yoshiko**
I want to stand above others.
**[07:33] Sayaka**
That's...
**[07:34] Akira**
...impossible for you.
**[07:36] Yoshiko**
Huh?!
**[07:37] Sayaka**
B-But you're really cheerful, so maybe
you can make others cheerful, too.
**[07:43] Yoshiko**
Right?!
**[07:44] Yoshiko**
You should end up beneath me in
your future, too, Sayaka-chan.
**[07:47] Sayaka**
Th-That's...
**[07:49] Sayaka**
I-I mean, I don't have any talents.
**[07:53] Yoshiko**
Have a little more faith in yourself!
**[07:55] Yoshiko**
It's okay.
**[07:57] Yoshiko**
If you try really hard, you'll end up
being useful to someone, Sayaka-chan.
**[08:01] Yoshiko**
Right?
**[08:02] Akira**
Pretty sure you could
get mad at any time now.
**[08:06] Akira**
Also, know your place, Yoshiko.
**[08:08] Yoshiko**
Oh, come on. You're such a kidder, A-kun.
**[08:11] Akira**
I'm serious!
**[08:13] Akira**
And you need to tell her
when she's being impossible!
**[08:17] Akira**
What?
**[08:18] Yoshiko**
Jeez you're going to scare
Sayaka-chan with a face like that!
**[08:21] Akira**
I-I don't really care about
being liked by your friends.
**[08:25] Yoshiko**
That's not good! You don't even have
any friends, let alone a girlfriend!
**[08:29] Sayaka**
R-Really?
**[08:31] Yoshiko**
Yeah, he's super cold and has a quick temper.
**[08:34] Sayaka**
Ah...
**[08:36] Sayaka**
B-But I'm sure he has at
least a couple of friends.
**[08:40] Yoshiko**
Nope! A-kun, let me see your phone.
**[08:42] Akira**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Number of Contacts (3)
Home
Yoshiko
Yoshiko's House
**[08:43] Yoshiko**
See?
**[08:47] Sayaka**
S-So tragic...
**[08:49] Akira**
Really, stop.
**[08:51] Sayaka**
All right.
**[08:52] Sayaka**
I'll be your friend, A-kun-san.
**[08:56] Yoshiko**
Really?! You aren't scared?
**[08:58] Sayaka**
Yeah. Now that I know how tragic
he is, he's not scary anymore.
**[09:02] Yoshiko**
Oh, I totally get that.
**[09:05] Sayaka**
Cheer up, okay?
**[09:09] Yoshiko**
Isn't that great, A-kun?
**[09:12] Akira**
*Her kindness... hurts.*
***SIGN*** Home Yoshiko Yoshiko's House Sumino Sayaka
**[09:20] Yoshiko**
All right, it's done!
**[09:22] Yoshiko**
A-kun's at the height of puberty,
so I'm sure that when he sees this,
**[09:25] Yoshiko**
he'll get all worked up and...
**[09:28] Akira**
Yoshiko's boobies!
**[09:30] Yoshiko**
Eek! A-kun, you perv!
**[09:41] Yoshiko**
It's okay, A-kun. You can't
help it, since you're a boy.
**[09:45] Yoshiko**
Yoshiko!
***SIGN*** Part 4
***SIGN*** Disciplinary Committee
**[09:50] Discipline**
The disciplinary committee will be
searching everyone's belongings.
**[09:53] Discipline**
Make sure you thoroughly show
us the inside of your bags.
**[09:56] Akira**
A search... Hey, go throw that book away.
**[09:59] Yoshiko**
No! This book is basically a part of me!
**[10:04] Discipline**
You, there! What do you think
you're bringing into school?
**[10:06] Yoshiko**
Oh, this? I gave this to A-kun this morning.
**[10:10] Akira**
Hey!
**[10:11] Discipline**
I'll be confiscating that as the
head of the disciplinary committee.
**[10:13] Discipline**
Bringing something so indecent
to school so boldly...
**[10:16] Discipline**
It's people like you that bring disorder
to the decency of this school.
**[10:19] Akira**
Damn that Yoshiko...
**[10:21] Discipline**
Are you listening to me?
**[10:24] Yoshiko**
Your boobs are huge!
**[10:26] Yoshiko**
The president of the disciplinary
committee's boobs
**[10:28] Yoshiko**
bring more disorder to this
school's decency than anything else!
**[10:30] Discipline**
Wh-Who do you think you are?
**[10:32] Yoshiko**
I'm Hanabatake Yoshiko from Class 1-2!
**[10:35] Yoshiko**
Could I squeeze your boobies for science?
**[10:38] Discipline**
O-Of course not!
**[10:40] Yoshiko**
Oh, come on. I'm not saying "for free."
**[10:42] Discipline**
Hey, I'm the president of the
disciplinary committee. You can't...
**[10:48] Discipline**
*She must be an idiot.*
**[10:51] Yoshiko**
What?
**[10:52] Yoshiko**
Then...
**[10:53] Yoshiko**
How about a banana?
**[10:56] Discipline**
Huh?
**[10:56] Yoshiko**
And it's no ordinary banana!
**[11:00] Yoshiko**
Once you eat it...
**[11:03] Discipline**
*What's with this girl? She's so creepy.*
**[11:05] Yoshiko**
Your body will crave more,
until you can't go on without it.
**[11:12] Discipline**
Do you mean the indecent kind of banana?
**[11:14] Yoshiko**
Huh? It's just a high-quality banana.
They cost 1,000 yen each!
***SIGN*** Sweet Banana
**[11:18] Discipline**
Huh?
**[11:19] Yoshiko**
Wait, what? What's an indecent banana?!
**[11:22] Yoshiko**
Oh, a peni—
**[11:24] Discipline**
No!
**[11:26] Yoshiko**
You're wide open!
**[11:28] Discipline**
Wait, don't...
**[11:29] Yoshiko**
This is...
**[11:35] Yoshiko**
Mother of God!
**[11:37] Yoshiko**
This heft! The bounciness!
These aren't boobs anymore, they're...
**[11:42] Yoshiko**
They're... What are they?!
**[11:47] Akira**
What are you?!
**[11:52] Yoshiko**
I-If my boobs were that big,
A-kun would love me more.
**[11:58] Yoshiko**
Erf.
**[12:00] Akira**
Nope.
**[12:03] Akira**
Sorry about that. Are you all right?
**[12:05] Discipline**
Y-Yes.
**[12:07] Akira**
If that idiot ever causes you
trouble again, let me know.
**[12:11] Akira**
I'll kill her.
**[12:13] Discipline**
O-Okay.
***SIGN*** Aho Girl Multiplies!
**[12:26] Yoshiko**
Next time: "Aho Girl Multiplies!"
# 2 - Aho Girl Multiplies!
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***SIGN*** Koizumi Park
***SIGN*** Part 5
**[01:02] BoyA**
Loser's "it"!
**[01:04] BoyA**
Rock, paper...
**[01:05] All**
Scissors!
**[01:07] Yoshiko**
Aw, I'm "it"?
**[01:09] BoyA**
Who are you?!
**[01:10] Yoshiko**
I'm Yoshiko!
**[01:11] BoyA**
Not what I meant!
**[01:12] Yoshiko**
Better run, or I'm gonna get you!
**[01:15] BoyA**
Screw it! Run, you guys!
**[01:17] Yoshiko**
Stop right there!
**[01:22] BoyA**
Holy crap!
**[01:23] BoyA**
Wait, what happened to tag?!
**[01:25] BoyA**
What the heck are you?
**[01:28] Yoshiko**
If you absolutely must know...
**[01:31] Yoshiko**
I'm a master player!
**[01:32] BoyA**
No idea what that means, but wow!
**[01:34] BoyB**
But you're a grown-up. Is it
okay for you to play all day?
**[01:37] Yoshiko**
You betcha!
**[01:40] Akuru**
What are you doing out here, you idiot?
**[01:44] Yoshiko**
Uh-oh. It's Akuru the Killer!
**[01:46] BoyA**
"Killer"?!
**[01:47] Yoshiko**
Run for your lives!
**[01:49] Akuru**
Hey, wait!
**[01:55] Akuru**
Turn yourself in or the girl gets it.
**[01:58] Two**
He *is* a killer!
**[02:00] Yoshiko**
I'll have to...
**[02:01] Yoshiko**
use the swing to build momentum
and hit him with a dropkick!
**[02:12] Yoshiko**
Whee, this is fun!
**[02:14] Boys**
Yoshiko!
**[02:20] Boys**
Yoshiko!
**[02:24] BoyA**
Her face looks all naughty!
**[02:25] BoyB**
And her panties are showing!
**[02:27] Yoshiko**
A-kun, you perv!
**[02:30] Yoshiko**
But if you want to see them...
**[02:32] Yoshiko**
Stare! Stare to your heart's content!
**[02:38] Boys**
Yoshiko!
**[02:41] BoyA**
You killer! Stay away from Yoshiko!
**[02:43] BoyB**
You'll have to go through us first!
**[02:46] Yoshiko**
No. Run, boys. Save yourselves.
**[02:48] BoyA**
No way, you idiot.
**[02:50] BoyB**
We're friends, aren't we?
**[02:52] Yoshiko**
You guys...
**[02:58] Yoshiko**
Okay! Let's join forces and beat A-kun!
**[03:01] Boys**
Yeah!
**[03:03] Akuru**
Just so you know,
**[03:04] Akuru**
this girl is an idiot to the core.
**[03:06] Akuru**
I'm trying to get her to study. That's all.
**[03:11] Yoshiko**
So what?
**[03:13] Akuru**
Every test she takes,
**[03:14] Akuru**
she gets a zero!
**[03:17] BoyA**
Do you really get zeros on everything?
**[03:20] Yoshiko**
Well, yeah.
**[03:22] BoyB**
And all you do is play all day?
**[03:24] Yoshiko**
Not *all* day.
**[03:26] Yoshiko**
I eat, sleep, *and* play.
**[03:29] Boys**
She's a failure of a grown-up!
**[03:30] BoyB**
You don't have time to play with us!
**[03:33] Yoshiko**
Of course I do!
**[03:35] BoyA**
Of course you *don't*! Get a grip on reality!
**[03:38] Yoshiko**
What, you say?
**[03:39] Yoshiko**
You children...
**[03:40] Yoshiko**
Have all your hopes been lost and
broken by modern society already?!
**[03:48] Akuru**
Society's lost all hope for *you*.
**[03:51] BoyB**
So it's people like that who
are ruining this country.
**[03:55] BoyA**
We'd better try hard to turn it around.
***SIGN*** Part 6
**[04:05] LadyA**
Look at that.
**[04:07] LadyB**
How awful.
**[04:10] Yoshiko**
Let's play when we get home, A-kun!
**[04:13] Akuru**
I'm studying when I get home.
**[04:15] Akuru**
Bother me, and I'll kill you.
**[04:17] Yoshiko**
Okay! Let's play!
**[04:21] Yoshiko**
Um...
**[04:22] Ryuuichi**
What?
**[04:23] Yoshiko**
If you sit like that,
you might drop a doodie.
**[04:26] Ryuuichi**
Like hell I will!
**[04:27] Ryuuichi**
You screwing with me?!
**[04:28] Yoshiko**
I'm serious here!
**[04:29] Akuru**
Hey, Yoshiko...
**[04:30] Ryuuichi**
Who the hell're you?
**[04:34] Ryuuichi**
Well?!
**[04:35] Akuru**
H-Hold on, just let me explain.
**[04:37] Yoshiko**
A-kun, you look so uncool right now.
**[04:39] Akuru**
Oh, shut up!
**[04:41] Ryuuichi**
Hey, actually, you look kinda cute.
**[04:46] Akuru**
*He's not talking to you.*
**[04:47] Ryuuichi**
Come play with me for a bit.
**[04:49] Sayaka**
N-No, thank you.
**[04:52] Sayaka**
Yoshiko-chan?
**[04:54] Yoshiko**
If you want to play,
**[04:56] Yoshiko**
I'll play with you!
**[04:59] Yoshiko**
I wanna play!
**[05:00] Ryuuichi**
Outta the way, you idiot!
**[05:02] Akuru**
*Well said, brother!*
**[05:03] Ryuuichi**
Get lost!
**[05:07] Sayaka**
Yoshiko-chan!
**[05:09] Ryuuichi**
Come on, let's play.
**[05:10] Sayaka**
No!
**[05:11] Yoshiko**
I see.
**[05:13] Yoshiko**
No one ever wanted to play with you,
**[05:16] Yoshiko**
so you don't know how to ask others to play.
**[05:20] Yoshiko**
I totally get it!
**[05:22] Yoshiko**
Not being able to play when
you want to is painful!
**[05:25] Yoshiko**
But it's okay now!
**[05:26] Yoshiko**
I'll play with you!
**[05:28] Ryuuichi**
Hey! Get off me!
**[05:30] Yoshiko**
You numbskull!
**[05:33] Yoshiko**
Just shut up.
**[05:35] Yoshiko**
Just shut up and play with me!
**[05:38] Ryuuichi**
*No one... No one has ever looked
at me and seen* me *before...*
**[05:44] Ryuuichi**
*But she...*
**[05:47] Ryuuichi**
I'm...
**[05:48] Ryuuichi**
I'm a moron! Will you still accept me?!
**[05:53] Yoshiko**
It's okay. I'm an idiot, too.
**[05:56] Ryuuichi**
Sis!
**[05:59] Ryuuichi**
Sis, I...
**[06:01] Ryuuichi**
Sis!
**[06:09] Sayaka**
Oh, A-kun-san, you have a sister?
**[06:13] Akuru**
Yeah, a younger one.
**[06:15] Yoshiko**
She's super cute!
**[06:16] Yoshiko**
But to be honest...
**[06:18] Yoshiko**
I'm a lot cuter than her!
**[06:22] Yoshiko**
I'm a lot cuter than her!
***SIGN*** Part 7
**[06:27] Akuru**
I'm home.
**[06:29] Ruri**
Welcome back, Onii-chan!
**[06:31] Sayaka**
Oh!
**[06:32] Yoshiko**
Heya, Ruri-chan!
**[06:34] Ruri**
Ugh! Yoshiko?!
**[06:35] Ruri**
Stay away! I don't want idiot cooties!
**[06:38] Yoshiko**
I can't refuse a request
from my cute Ruri-chan.
**[06:41] Yoshiko**
But I refuse!
**[06:42] Ruri**
Onii-chan!
**[06:44] Akuru**
Are you okay?
**[06:47] Yoshiko**
Allow me to explain.
**[06:48] Yoshiko**
This girl is, without a shadow
of a doubt, A-kun's sister.
**[06:51] Yoshiko**
But she epically fails at
school! She's an idiot!
**[06:56] Ruri**
I'm not an idiot!
**[06:57] Ruri**
Right, Onii-chan?
**[06:59] Akuru**
Of course not.
**[07:00] Akuru**
You're way better than Yoshiko.
**[07:02] Ruri**
That's not a compliment!
**[07:03] Yoshiko**
Now, now. We're both idiots,
so let's get along, yes?
**[07:08] Ruri**
I'm not like you!
***SIGN*** Math Drills
**[07:10] Ruri**
I'm bad at school, but unlike
you, I study hard every day!
**[07:15] Akuru**
Huh? You dropped something.
**[07:17] Ruri**
No, don't—
***SIGN*** Math
***SIGN*** 1. Whole Numbers and Fractions
***SIGN*** Akutsu Ruri
***SIGN*** Akutsu Ruri
**[07:22] Akuru**
It's because she works hard that it's...
**[07:23] Akuru**
so pitiful!
**[07:25] Ruri**
Onii-chan, stop!
***SIGN*** Math
***SIGN*** Multiplication
***SIGN*** Evaluate the
following expressions.
**[07:27] Ruri**
Six times seven?
**[07:29] Ruri**
Um...
**[07:31] Yoshiko**
Oho? Multiplication? Now that's hard.
**[07:36] Ruri**
Um...
**[07:37] Ruri**
Six added to itself seven times...
**[07:38] Yoshiko**
Idiots that dance and idiots that don't...
**[07:40] Ruri**
One six is six...
**[07:42] Yoshiko**
If we're all idiots anyway,
we might as well dance!
**[07:43] Ruri**
Two sixes is...
**[07:46] Ruri**
Quit distracting me, Yoshiko!
**[07:47] Yoshiko**
Give it up and admit it.
**[07:50] Yoshiko**
Yes.
**[07:51] Yoshiko**
Even death can't cure idiocy!
**[07:53] Ruri**
N-No...
**[07:55] Yoshiko**
Join me, and together, we can enjoy
our idiot lives as idiot and idiot.
**[08:01] Ruri**
No...
**[08:02] Ruri**
Even if the chances are
astronomically low, I...
**[08:07] Ruri**
I...
**[08:09] Akuru**
It's okay, Ruri.
**[08:10] Ruri**
Onii-chan!
**[08:12] Akuru**
Even if you're an idiot your entire life,
**[08:15] Akuru**
Onii-chan will be there to look after you.
**[08:19] Akuru**
R-Ruri?
**[08:20] Ruri**
Onii-chan...
**[08:22] Ruri**
Onii-chan,
**[08:23] Ruri**
I hate you!
**[08:26] Ruri**
And I hate Yoshiko even more!
**[08:36] Sayaka**
A-Are you okay?
**[08:39] Ruri**
I'm trying my hardest...
**[08:41] Ruri**
Onee-chan, do you think I'm a failure, too?
**[08:44] Sayaka**
You're not a failure!
**[08:46] Sayaka**
I'm sure you'll get over your idiocy!
**[08:49] Ruri**
I love you, Onee-chan!
**[08:52] Sayaka**
*This girl is going to have a hard life.*
***SIGN*** side note: in fifth grade
***SIGN*** Part 8
**[09:04] Discipline**
*Class 1-2, Akutsu Akuru-kun.*
**[09:07] Discipline**
*His grades are top-of-the-line.*
**[09:10] Discipline**
*I-Is this love?*
**[09:12] Discipline**
* But, but... I'm the disciplinary*
* committee president!*
**[09:15] Discipline**
* And he brought a lascivious*
* magazine to school!*
**[09:20] Discipline**
*I want to violate your regulations.*
**[09:24] Discipline**
No, don't violate my regulations!
**[09:27] Yoshiko**
You! Boob President!
**[09:30] Discipline**
You're that idiot from the other day!
**[09:31] Discipline**
Don't call me rude names like that!
**[09:34] Akuru**
What're you doing?
**[09:35] Yoshiko**
Oh, A-kun!
**[09:37] Akuru**
Huh? Aren't you the disciplinary
committee president?
**[09:42] Discipline**
*He remembers me!*
**[09:44] Discipline**
* Wait, that's not something*
* to get elated about!*
**[09:44] Yoshiko**
She's a dubious boobius.
**[09:46] Discipline**
*Stupid, stupid me!*
**[09:49] Akuru**
Are you doing another bag check?
**[09:53] Discipline**
That's right!
**[09:54] Discipline**
Since you might have another
lascivious magazine on you!
**[09:57] Akuru**
I told you, that was—
**[10:00] Akuru**
Whatever. Search my bag, search my
clothes, search me however you'd like.
**[10:05] Discipline**
*H-However I'd like?!*
**[10:10] Discipline**
* I can search him... I can pat down*
* Akutsu-kun's body all I want?!*
**[10:18] Discipline**
* Thank God I'm the disciplinary*
* committee president!*
**[10:21] Discipline**
Th-Then let's get started.
**[10:24] Yoshiko**
A-kun! Look out! Her eyes are lewd!
**[10:26] Yoshiko**
Something's fishy!
**[10:27] Discipline**
What?
**[10:28] Discipline**
How could I ever be lewd?
**[10:30] Discipline**
I am the disciplinary committee president!
**[10:33] Akuru**
Your nose is bleeding.
**[10:35] Yoshiko**
I knew it! She's after you, A-kun!
**[10:38] Discipline**
*This idiot is seriously in the way.*
**[10:41] Discipline**
Oh! Look there! A giant banana!
**[10:44] Yoshiko**
What?! Where? Where?!
**[10:46] Discipline**
Hi-ya!
**[10:49] Yoshiko**
Not on me! Take this!
**[10:54] Discipline**
I won't fall for the same move twice!
**[10:56] Yoshiko**
Well, let's see about that.
**[11:01] Discipline**
*This girl... She's gotten... even better!*
**[11:05] Yoshiko**
She's gotten even bigger!
**[11:09] Discipline**
*She's good...*
**[11:10] Discipline**
*But I can't lose this battle!*
**[11:14] Discipline**
You will not...
**[11:15] Discipline**
...get in the way...
**[11:18] Discipline**
...of this bag check!
**[11:25] Discipline**
Now there's no one to get in my way.
**[11:28] Discipline**
I'm searching every nook
and cranny of your person!
**[11:34] Discipline**
Why'd you move out of the way?!
**[11:35] Akuru**
Uh, well, you're kinda scaring me.
**[11:38] Discipline**
Wh-What do you mean?
**[11:40] Discipline**
I'm simply fulfilling my duty as
disciplinary committee president!
**[11:47] Discipline**
Wh-What's wrong with you?
**[11:50] Discipline**
Stay still!
**[12:00] Akuru**
Hey.
**[12:03] Akuru**
Hey, are you okay?
**[12:05] Discipline**
Akutsu-kun?
**[12:07] Discipline**
Huh?
**[12:08] Discipline**
Huh?!
**[12:10] Discipline**
*Akutsu-kun's holding me?!*
**[12:14] Discipline**
*Akutsu-kun's holding me!*
**[12:19] Discipline**
I'll be back.
**[12:22] Akuru**
O-Okay...
***SIGN*** Security in Senior Citizenship! Aho Girl!
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: "Security in Senior
Citizenship! Aho Girl!"
# 3 - Security in Senior Citizenship! Aho Girl!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRMGZG27R/aho-girl)
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***SIGN*** Part 9
**[01:05] Sayaka**
Pleased to meet you.
**[01:07] Yoshie**
Yoshiko! Who's this person who
looks like a normal nice girl?!
**[01:12] Yoshiko**
My friend Sayaka!
**[01:15] Yoshie**
If you hang around with girls who are cuter
than you, they're gonna steal A-kun!
**[01:19] Yoshiko**
I'm cuter than her.
**[01:21] Yoshie**
No, no, no, no!
**[01:22] Yoshiko**
No, no, no, no!
**[01:24] Yoshie**
No, no, no, no!
**[01:25] Yoshiko**
No, no, no, no!
**[01:26] Yoshiko**
And this is my favorite banana stand!
**[01:29] Yoshie**
*Not good.*
**[01:30] Yoshie**
* If A-kun and Yoshiko don't get hitched,*
* my retirement plan is ruined.*
**[01:34] Yoshie**
Keep your distance!
**[01:36] Yoshie**
It's always the quiet ones acting mature
that end up the most cutthroat gold-diggers!
**[01:40] Akuru**
I'm not sure that's true...
**[01:42] Yoshie**
I know because I was one!
**[01:45] Akuru**
*Lady, what are you on about?*
**[01:48] Sayaka**
U-Um, I'm just a friend of A-kun-san's.
**[01:53] Sayaka**
And I don't think I'm
ready for relationships.
**[01:59] Yoshie**
Sluttiest line in the book.
**[02:01] Akuru**
*Seriously, what?*
**[02:03] Yoshie**
Prove that you're telling the truth.
**[02:07] Yoshie**
Show me your panties!
**[02:09] Sayaka**
Eek!
**[02:10] Sayaka**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[02:11] Yoshie**
You can tell a girl's true
colors from her panties!
**[02:15] Yoshie**
If you're not wearing plain kiddy panties,
**[02:18] Yoshie**
then you've got it in your head
that a man's gonna see them.
**[02:22] Yoshie**
And that would prove that you want a man.
**[02:26] Yoshie**
Which would mean you've got no reason *not*
to dig for A-kun and his future potential!
**[02:31] Sayaka**
What?
**[02:31] Yoshiko**
What you say?!
**[02:33] Yoshie**
Now, show me your panties!
**[02:35] Yoshiko**
Sayaka-chan! Show me!
**[02:37] Sayaka**
W-Wait...
**[02:39] Yoshie**
Now!
**[02:39] Sayaka**
A-kun-san's right there!
**[02:40] Yoshiko**
Yeah!
**[02:42] Yoshiko**
Why'd you block me?!
**[02:43] Sayaka**
Because that's normal!
**[02:46] Yoshie**
And one!
**[02:47] Yoshie**
And two!
**[02:49] Sayaka**
Wh-What are these?!
**[02:51] Yoshie**
This move was how I took my husband's
first time. There's no escape!
**[02:56] Akuru**
*Seriously, TMI.*
**[02:58] Yoshie**
Now, Yoshiko! Now's your chance!
**[03:00] Sayaka**
P-Please no!
**[03:02] Yoshiko**
Sayaka-chan... I want to believe in you.
**[03:05] Yoshiko**
So please...
**[03:07] Yoshiko**
Show me your panties!
**[03:09] Akuru**
Will you cut it out?!
**[03:12] Yoshie**
Stay out of this, A-kun!
**[03:14] Yoshiko**
This is really important!
**[03:17] Akuru**
Don't make me have to make you stop.
**[03:19] Sayaka**
V-Violence is bad!
**[03:22] Sayaka**
I'll show you my panties!
**[03:27] Sayaka**
I-I'm ready.
**[03:29] Yoshie**
You mean you're wearing panties
that you can show us?!
**[03:33] Yoshie**
I-Impossible! A girl that pure
couldn't possibly exist!
**[03:37] Sayaka**
Please!
**[03:39] Both**
Th-These panties!
**[03:48] Yoshie**
A-kun.
**[03:49] Akuru**
Huh?
**[03:50] Yoshie**
You can be friends with that girl.
**[03:52] Akuru**
O-Okay...
**[03:54] Yoshiko**
A-kun, A-kun.
**[03:55] Akuru**
Huh?
**[03:56] Yoshiko**
So, like, the cats were really—
**[03:58] ---**
Yoshiko-chan!
***SIGN*** My condolences...
***SIGN*** Koizumi Park
**[04:03] Yoshiko**
Hey, you guys!
***SIGN*** Part 10
**[04:05] Yoshiko**
Come out to play!
**[04:07] Mamoru**
Oh, it's Yoshiko.
**[04:09] Mamoru**
Yoshiko, you need to study.
**[04:11] Masaru**
You won't get a job.
**[04:13] Yoshiko**
Oh?
**[04:14] Nozomi**
Our parents said that it's really
hard unless you work really hard.
**[04:18] Yoshiko**
I see...
**[04:20] Yoshiko**
Then let's play!
**[04:22] Boys**
In one ear and out the other!
**[04:23] Yoshiko**
What should we play?
**[04:25] Yoshiko**
Tag?
**[04:26] Masaru**
W-Well...
**[04:28] Yoshiko**
Wh-What was that sound?!
**[04:31] Mamoru**
That was a dog barking!
**[04:36] Yoshiko**
I-It's huge!
**[04:37] Yoshiko**
Is that a bear?!
**[04:38] Mamoru**
It's a dog!
**[04:40] Mamoru**
It's after us!
**[04:44] Yoshiko**
Calm down, you guys!
**[04:45] Yoshiko**
You can ride a dog this big!
**[04:47] Mamoru**
We're running for dear life, here!
**[04:49] Kids**
Someone, save us!
**[04:54] Yoshiko**
Caught you!
**[04:55] Boys**
Yoshiko!
**[04:57] Boys**
Yoshiko!
**[04:59] Nozomi**
Yoshiko-oneechan!
**[05:01] Yoshiko**
Ahahaha! His mouth stinks!
It stinks so bad! Ahahaha!
**[05:05] Boys**
It's biting your head off!
**[05:07] Yoshiko**
Oh, right! I was gonna ride him!
**[05:09] Yoshiko**
Like this!
**[05:11] Yoshiko**
And this!
**[05:13] Yoshiko**
Voilà!
**[05:18] Yoshiko**
You're good! But I'm not finished yet!
**[05:21] Boys**
It's still after us!
**[05:25] Mamoru**
Just give up on riding him!
**[05:26] Yoshiko**
Listen to yourself!
**[05:28] Yoshiko**
You'll end up another grown-up
resigned to defeat!
**[05:31] Yoshiko**
Hold fast...to your dreams!
**[05:33] Masaru**
I'll give you candy!
**[05:35] Yoshiko**
Candy?!
**[05:36] Yoshiko**
Okay, I give up!
**[05:37] Masaru**
That was fast!
**[05:40] Boys**
She stopped him?!
**[05:41] Yoshiko**
Stop scaring the poor children!
**[05:44] Yoshiko**
I won't allow it!
**[05:47] Masaru**
Holy crap!
**[05:48] Mamoru**
You can see her panties!
**[05:50] Yoshiko**
What...do I do now?
**[05:53] Boys**
Huh?
**[05:55] Boys**
The scene's ruined!
**[06:00] Yoshiko**
He's being obedient now!
***SIGN*** Someone please take care of me.
**[06:02] Mamoru**
Look, he's a stray dog.
**[06:04] Masaru**
He's huge and kinda vicious.
**[06:08] Yoshiko**
Would you like to come home with me?
**[06:10] Boys**
Yoshiko!
**[06:11] Yoshiko**
If you do...
**[06:12] Yoshiko**
If you do...
**[06:14] Yoshiko**
...let me ride you.
**[06:16] Masaru**
You still wanna ride him?!
**[06:18] Mamoru**
You sure? He's absolutely ginormous!
**[06:20] Yoshiko**
It's fine, it's fine!
**[06:22] Yoshiko**
All right! Giddyup!
**[06:25] Yoshiko**
Woo-hoo! Whee!
**[06:28] Boys**
Sh-She's a free spirit.
**[06:30] Nozomi**
Yoshiko-onee-chan's kinda amazing.
***SIGN*** Part 11
***SIGN*** Can we keep him?!
***SIGN*** Fruits
***SIGN*** Vegetables
***SIGN*** Bananas
**[06:38] Yoshiko**
What on Earth?!
**[06:41] Sayaka**
Wh-What is it, Yoshiko-chan?
**[06:44] Yoshiko**
The bananas I just bought
are *domestically grown*!
**[06:47] Yoshiko**
In this world where foreign imports
are the norm, a domestic challenger!
**[06:51] Yoshiko**
This "Satou-san" from Wuttever
Village has got balls!
**[06:59] Yoshiko**
Satou-san, you can take on the world.
**[07:05] Sayaka**
I-Isn't that lovely?
**[07:07] Yoshiko**
Yeah! So I need to deliver
my feelings to him directly!
**[07:11] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[07:12] Yoshiko**
I'm coming for you, Satou-san!
**[07:13] Sayaka**
W-Wait!
**[07:16] Yoshiko**
Sayaka-chan, where's Wuttever Village?
***SIGN*** Train 3h 5m
**[07:21] Sayaka**
Um...about three hours by train.
**[07:24] Sayaka**
W-We just passed the station?
**[07:27] Sayaka**
Wait, are we running all the way there?!
**[07:29] Yoshiko**
Let's do it!
**[07:30] Sayaka**
We'll die!
**[07:30] Yoshiko**
We can do it! Do it!
**[07:32] Sayaka**
No, we can't!
**[07:33] Sayaka**
It's over 100 kilometers away!
**[07:35] Yoshiko**
Never know til you try!
**[07:37] Sayaka**
Can we at least do it by bicycle?!
***SIGN*** Middleuv Nohware Station
***SIGN*** Three Hours Later
**[07:43] Sayaka**
P-Please...
**[07:46] Sayaka**
Buy drinks...with this...
**[07:48] ---**
Okay!
**[07:52] Yoshiko**
What should I get?
**[07:54] Yoshiko**
Oh?
***SIGN*** Town Mascot Un'nyoro
**[08:00] Yoshiko**
We're out of money.
**[08:02] Sayaka**
What?! Yoshiko-chan?!
**[08:05] Yoshiko**
Oh, I've got 1,000 yen!
**[08:08] Sayaka**
Thank goodness.
**[08:12] Yoshiko**
Oh?
***SIGN*** Our town mascot, Un'nyoro, had kids!!
***SIGN*** Town Mascot Un'nyoro's Kids
**[08:18] Yoshiko**
He has a kid!
**[08:20] Yoshiko**
But look! Aren't they adorable?
**[08:23] Sayaka**
They're not *not* adorable,
but that's not the point!
**[08:27] Sayaka**
The point is...
**[08:28] Sayaka**
The point is...
**[08:30] Sayaka**
Fine, I'll just run there!
**[08:36] Narrator**
Sayaka ran,
**[08:38] Narrator**
carried by her frustration.
**[08:41] Narrator**
And she kept running...
**[08:44] Narrator**
...because it was easier than trying
to make Yoshiko understand.
**[08:48] Narrator**
Until...
**[08:56] Girls**
Satou-san!
**[09:00] Yoshiko**
Your bananas have moved me to tears!
**[09:03] Yoshiko**
I came here just to say that!
**[09:06] Satou**
Y-You beat yourselves up
this bad just for that?
**[09:09] Yoshiko**
Yeah! They were super yummy!
**[09:12] Satou**
Thank you so much, girls.
**[09:15] Yoshiko**
No, thank you, Satou-san!
For giving me a dream!
**[09:21] Yoshiko**
All right, now let's go home.
**[09:26] Yoshiko**
We're sprinting the whole way back!
**[09:28] Sayaka**
Satou-san!
**[09:31] Sayaka**
I humbly beg of you to lend
us the train fare home.
**[09:36] Narrator**
For the first time in her life,
**[09:39] Narrator**
she begged on all fours.
***SIGN*** Part 12
**[09:50] Yoshiko**
You're just shy of hundreds on everything.
**[09:52] Yoshiko**
Guess that makes you a clumsy
bumsy who can't finish the job!
**[09:59] Akuru**
I'm going home.
**[10:01] Sayaka**
I wonder if he's frustrated
about those tests.
**[10:04] Yoshiko**
All right! Let's cheer A-kun up!
**[10:06] Yoshiko**
With that thing that my mom does to my
dad at night to make him feel better!
**[10:12] Akuru**
Huh?
**[10:16] Akuru**
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
**[10:20] Yoshiko**
From this moment on, you're my baby!
**[10:22] Yoshiko**
Mommy's gonna spoil you all
night until you feel better!
**[10:26] Yoshiko**
Okay?
**[10:29] Yoshiko**
Looksies here, A-kun! It's Mommy! Peeka-boo!
**[10:32] Akuru**
Shut up, you idiot!
**[10:34] Akuru**
Get these cuffs off me! Where's the key?!
**[10:36] Yoshiko**
Oh, my, are you hungry?
**[10:39] Akuru**
Hell no!
**[10:40] Yoshiko**
It's okay! Babies need their milksies!
**[10:44] Yoshiko**
C'mere and get some love!
**[10:47] Yoshiko**
Here! Come on!
**[10:48] Akuru**
Stuff it! Go away!
**[10:49] Yoshiko**
Being spoiled is a baby's job—
**[10:52] Akuru**
I'm a troubled teen!
**[10:56] Yoshiko**
Just kidding!
**[10:57] Yoshiko**
You didn't hit me as hard
as you usually doesies!
**[10:59] Akuru**
Wha—
**[11:00] Yoshiko**
Come now, latch on to mommy as
long and hard as you want, baby!
**[11:04] Yoshiko**
Say aah!
**[11:05] Yoshiko**
Stop moving so muchsies, that tickles!
**[11:09] Yoshiko**
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
**[11:12] Akuru**
*Just kill me now.*
**[11:13] Yoshiko**
I want this image of maternal love
to be remembered for eternity!
**[11:19] Yoshiko**
Yay!
**[11:21] Akuru**
N-No, don't!
***SIGN*** Sending
**[11:22] Yoshiko**
Sending it to Sayaka-chan!
***SIGN*** Message sent!
**[11:25] Yoshiko**
Phew.
**[11:26] Yoshiko**
So, baby, are you feeling better?
**[11:29] Akuru**
Ahahaha. Aha. Uh-huh. Thanks
to you, I'm back on my feet.
**[11:35] Yoshiko**
Really?!
**[11:36] Akuru**
Because I'm going to kill you!
**[11:42] Akuru**
Eat this!
**[11:52] Yoshiko**
You're back in the groove. I'm glad.
**[11:57] Akuru**
You idiot. I-I don't care.
**[12:00] Yoshiko**
The key for the handcuffs...
**[12:02] Yoshiko**
...is inside my skirt...
**[12:10] Ruri**
Onii-chan, can you help
me with my homework—
**[12:15] Akuru**
N-No, it's not—
**[12:16] Ruri**
Onii-chan, you pervert!
**[12:19] Akuru**
It's not what it looks like!
***SIGN*** My condolences...
***SIGN*** Charge! Aho Girl
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: Charge! Aho Girl!
# 4 - Charge! Aho Girl!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRMGZG27R/aho-girl)
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**[00:00] Ryuuichi**
* I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.*
* I'm one of Sis's soldiers.*
**[00:03] Ryuuichi**
* I won't let anyone get away*
* with insulting Sis or me.*
**[00:05] Sign**
You're working under
Yoshiko the Idiot?
**[00:05] Sign**
Yeah, you're
an idiot, too.
***SIGN*** All right! Two-on-one
against A-kun!
**[01:12] Ryuuichi**
You're good, bastard.
**[01:15] Yoshiko**
Oh! It's heating up in here!
**[01:19] Yoshiko**
Speaking of heating up...
**[01:22] Yoshiko**
It's getting steamy on my soap today,
but I forgot to set a recording for it!
**[01:26] Yoshiko**
I'mma go home and watch!
**[01:28] Akuru**
Get back here, you idiot!
**[01:30] Ryuuichi**
I won't let you interfere with Sis—
**[01:32] Akuru**
Shut up!
**[01:37] Ryuuichi**
Nice punch, bro.
**[01:40] Ryuuichi**
Y-You know, I wouldn't mind
**[01:42] Ryuuichi**
being friends with a guy like you.
**[01:47] Akuku**
No thanks.
**[01:48] [SONG] Sign**
To Be Continued!
***SIGN*** Pachi Ranger Show
***SIGN*** Part 13
**[01:51] Yoshiko**
All right, kids!
**[01:53] Yoshiko**
Are you ready to welcome the Pachi Rangers?!
**[01:57] Mamoru**
She said she'd take us somewhere cool...
**[01:59] Masaru**
But the hero show at
the department store?!
**[02:03] Mom**
Aren't they adorable?
**[02:04] Boys**
*Crap. It's embarrassing just to watch.*
**[02:07] Yoshiko**
Now, you, too!
**[02:09] Nozomi**
Huh? Me, too?
**[02:10] Mamoru**
D-Don't, Nozomi!
**[02:12] Yoshiko**
You gotta enjoy everything as much
as you can! You only live once!
**[02:17] Nozomi**
Right! Okay, Yoshiko-oneechan!
**[02:20] Masaru**
Wait, Nozomi!
**[02:21] Masaru**
Don't be like Yoshiko!
It'll ruin you as a human being!
**[02:24] Yoshiko**
She'll be fine!
**[02:25] Mamoru**
No, she won't!
**[02:26] Masaru**
So don't!
***SIGN*** Pachi Ranger Show
**[02:31] Monster**
This venue now belongs to us!
**[02:34] Monster**
Now, which of you should I take hostage?
**[02:38] Yoshiko**
What?!
**[02:39] Yoshiko**
You'd never pick me! You wouldn't, right?!
**[02:41] Monster**
Huh? Yeah, uh, no, not you.
**[02:43] Yoshiko**
You serious?!
**[02:45] Monster**
All right!
**[02:47] Monster**
I choose this girl!
**[02:49] Nozomi**
Yoshiko-oneechan!
**[02:51] Yoshiko**
Nozomi-chan!
**[02:52] Yoshiko**
Damn you! Pachi Rangers, come quick!
**[02:56] Monster**
How do you feel now? Scared?
**[03:00] Yoshiko**
Wh-Where are they? Why aren't they here yet?!
**[03:03] Mamoru**
Hey, they've got a script to follow...
**[03:05] Yoshiko**
Am...
**[03:06] Yoshiko**
Am *I* gonna have to fight you?!
**[03:09] Mamoru**
Wait!
**[03:09] Masaru**
Yoshiko, it's just a show!
**[03:11] Yoshiko**
Show or not, Nozomi-chan's tears are real!
**[03:15] Yoshiko**
So I have to save her, and now!
**[03:19] Monster**
What?
**[03:20] Yoshiko**
As her friend...
**[03:21] Yoshiko**
and her hero!
**[03:22] Nozomi**
Yoshiko-oneechan!
**[03:25] Yoshiko**
Transform!
**[03:26] Mamoru**
You're just having your own fun!
**[03:28] Masaru**
Crap! If Yoshiko saves Nozomi here, she'll
get even more attached to Yoshiko, and...
**[03:36] Mamoru**
We have to do this!
**[03:37] Masaru**
To defend our friend's future!
**[03:39] Yoshiko**
Oh, you guys!
**[03:41] Yoshiko**
If you're gonna fight, wear these!
**[03:42] Yoshiko**
Transform!
**[03:43] Yoshiko**
We're the Super Pachi Rangers!
**[03:56] Mamoru**
M-Monster! Don't let Yoshiko take you down!
**[03:59] Masaru**
Go down with this!
**[04:01] Monster**
Huh?
**[04:02] Mamoru**
Don't think, just go down!
**[04:04] Masaru**
Our friend's future is at stake here!
**[04:06] Monster**
Wha... Huh?
**[04:07] Nozomi**
Save me!
**[04:09] Yoshiko**
I'll deal the final blow!
**[04:10] Mamoru**
Stop it, you idiot!
**[04:12] Masaru**
We're begging you! Take a hint!
**[04:15] Monster**
Um... Er...
**[04:19] Monster**
Ah! You got me!
**[04:21] Boys**
Yes!
**[04:27] Nozomi**
I was so scared!
**[04:29] Mamoru**
We're the ones who beat him!
**[04:30] Masaru**
Yoshiko's just some idiot!
**[04:34] Nozomi**
Thank you...
**[04:37] Nozomi**
Yoshiko-oneechan!
**[04:39] Yoshiko**
Just doing my job.
**[04:40] Boys**
Seriously?!
**[04:42] Narration**
* Keep doing your best to defend*
* the girl's future, boys!*
**[04:51] Ryuuichi**
* I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.*
* I'm one of Sis's soldiers.*
**[04:54] Ryuuichi**
* To try to make friends*
* with this "A-kun" guy,*
**[04:57] Ryuuichi**
*I'm going through Sis's tough training.*
**[04:59] Yoshiko**
What is your one true joy?!
**[05:01] Ryuuichi**
To serve at Akutsu-sama's feet!
**[05:03] Yoshiko**
What are you?!
**[05:04] Ryuuichi**
Akutsu-sama's faithful dog!
**[05:07] Yoshiko**
Yes! Perfect!
**[05:09] Ryuuichi**
Thank you, Sis!
**[05:11] [SONG] Sign**
To Be Continued!
***SIGN*** Counseling
***SIGN*** Part 14
**[05:20] Teacher**
Hanabatake-san, what don't you understand?
**[05:23] Yoshiko**
How bananas can be this delicious.
**[05:25] Teacher**
I'm asking about school!
**[05:27] Yoshiko**
Why teachers keep trying to teach me?
**[05:30] Teacher**
Because you're an idiot!
**[05:33] Akuru**
Sensei, are you okay?
**[05:34] Teacher**
I-I've got this, Akutsu-kun.
**[05:37] Teacher**
Since you're having trouble
holding a conversation,
**[05:39] Teacher**
we'll start with studying
language arts, Hanabatake-san.
**[05:42] Yoshiko**
Can I have a banana?
**[05:43] Teacher**
I just gave you one!
**[05:44] Yoshiko**
I already finished it!
**[05:47] Yoshiko**
If I can't have one, I'm going home to play!
**[05:48] Teacher**
I-I'll go buy one.
**[05:50] Akuru**
*Please... Hang in there.*
**[05:54] Yoshiko**
"Yasuko and Takashi went
their separate ways."
**[05:57] Yoshiko**
"They live their lives as best they can and
spend their nights holding back their tears."
**[06:01] Teacher**
Now, how does Yasuko feel?
**[06:03] Yoshiko**
Ask Yasuko if you wanna know!
**[06:06] Yoshiko**
I'm Yoshiko!
**[06:07] Teacher**
Read the story and figure it out!
**[06:09] Teacher**
The answer is "lonely"!
**[06:11] Yoshiko**
Yasuko isn't that simple a woman!
**[06:14] Yoshiko**
Yasuko truly cares for Takeshi!
**[06:16] Teacher**
It's "Takashi"!
**[06:17] Yoshiko**
You don't understand a thing.
**[06:20] Yoshiko**
Have you ever been in love, Sensei?
**[06:23] Teacher**
*Ba-dum...*
**[06:24] Yoshiko**
S-So what if I haven't?
**[06:26] Yoshiko**
A 28-year-old female teacher
who's never been in love, eh?
**[06:30] Teacher**
So what?
**[06:32] Yoshiko**
If you think you can understand someone's
feelings, then tell me what I feel right now.
**[06:38] Teacher**
I-I want to eat another banana?
**[06:41] Yoshiko**
Wrong!
**[06:42] Yoshiko**
Actually, I ate so much, I'm about to hurl!
**[06:45] Teacher**
How am I supposed to know that?!
**[06:46] Yoshiko**
Exactly!
**[06:47] Yoshiko**
You don't even know how I feel,
and I'm right in front of you!
**[06:49] Yoshiko**
How can you know how Yasuko feels?
**[06:53] Yoshiko**
I'm a girl deep in love, but Yasuko's
feelings are too complex even for me!
**[06:57] Teacher**
So you don't know, either!
**[06:59] Yoshiko**
Exactly.
**[07:00] Yoshiko**
But you see...
**[07:03] Yoshiko**
I know that I don't know!
**[07:08] Teacher**
I-I... I...
**[07:11] Akuru**
T-Take it easy, Sensei.
**[07:13] Yoshiko**
When one knows that one does not
know, only then can one learn.
**[07:17] Teacher**
That's...
**[07:18] Yoshiko**
How a girl feels when she's in love...
**[07:20] Yoshiko**
How a girl feels when she's
eaten too many bananas...
**[07:23] Yoshiko**
You don't know anything, Sensei!
**[07:27] Yoshiko**
Feeling like you know something by
getting answers from a textbook...
**[07:30] Yoshiko**
Is that what you call education?!
**[07:34] Teacher**
*Ka-boom!*
**[07:36] Yoshiko**
That is why I play all day, every day—
**[07:39] Yoshiko**
Ooh, a banana!
**[07:40] Teacher**
I... I didn't know anything...
**[07:42] Yoshiko**
Mmm, yummy!
**[07:44] Akuru**
No, Sensei! Don't let Yoshiko
get into your head!
**[07:47] Teacher**
Akutsu-kun...
**[07:49] Teacher**
Teach me...
**[07:50] Teacher**
Teach me what love is!
**[07:51] Akuru**
What are you saying?!
**[07:52] Teacher**
You don't like older women?!
**[07:54] Akuru**
Seriously, what are you saying?!
**[07:55] Teacher**
I mean, I'm a teacher, but I
don't know anything! So please!
**[08:00] Akuru**
Don't take anything that
idiot says seriously!
**[08:02] Teacher**
I've never been in love before! How could
I ever understand how Yasuko feels?!
**[08:06] Akuru**
Enough! Open your eyes!
**[08:14] Akuru**
*I'm counting on you, Sensei!*
**[08:16] Akuru**
* If you give up, no one will*
* ever teach Yoshiko anything!*
**[08:20] Akuru**
*I-I'm counting on you...*
***SIGN*** Aho Girl
**[08:26] Ryuuichi**
* I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.*
* I'm one of Sis's soldiers.*
**[08:29] Ryuuichi**
*At last, it's time for the final battle.*
**[08:33] Ryuuichi**
I'm begging you! I'll do anything!
**[08:37] Akuru**
What do you want?
**[08:39] Ryuuichi**
I exist solely to love and
serve my venerable master!
**[08:42] Ryuuichi**
Please...
**[08:43] Ryuuichi**
Please!
**[08:47] Akuru**
Okay, fine.
**[08:51] Akuru**
If you want to serve me that
badly, I'll use you like a tool.
**[08:55] Akuru**
So serve me well.
**[08:57] Ryuuichi**
With my gratitude and utmost pleasure!
**[08:59] Yoshiko**
You did it! Now you're A-kun's dog!
**[09:02] Ryuuichi**
Yes!
**[09:03] Ryuuichi**
Huh?
**[09:05] Ryuuichi**
I wanted to be his friend!
**[09:08] Yoshiko**
Is that right?
***SIGN*** The End
***SIGN*** Class 1-2
***SIGN*** Part 15
**[09:14] Yoshiko**
It's A-kun's birthday tomorrow!
**[09:16] Sayaka**
Oh, really?
**[09:18] Yoshiko**
So let's break into A-kun's room tonight!
**[09:22] Sayaka**
Sure, let's—
**[09:23] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[09:24] Yoshiko**
And we'll figure out what A-kun wants there!
**[09:28] Sayaka**
B-But he'll be really mad if he finds out.
**[09:31] Yoshiko**
Don't worry! I'm used to it!
**[09:32] Sayaka**
But I'm not!
**[09:33] President**
I heard that.
**[09:35] Yoshiko**
You...
**[09:37] Yoshiko**
Boob President!
**[09:39] President**
Y-You're taking me with you.
**[09:41] President**
I want to sneak into Akutsu-kun's room—
**[09:44] President**
I mean, I want to give
Akutsu-kun a present, too!
**[09:46] Yoshiko**
Then answer me this.
**[09:48] Yoshiko**
Are your feelings as huge as your boobs?
**[09:52] President**
Y-Yes, they are!
**[09:54] Yoshiko**
Damn, they're huge!
**[09:55] Yoshiko**
Okay! It'll be the three of us!
**[09:58] Sayaka**
Do I have to go, too?
**[10:02] Yoshiko**
Jump.
**[10:04] President**
Jump.
***SIGN*** Don't come in here!
**[10:21] Yoshiko**
Sleeping like a baby.
**[10:22] President**
His sleeping face... So cute!
**[10:25] Yoshiko**
Boo!
**[10:29] President**
What do you think you're doing, you idiot?!
**[10:37] President**
Damn that idiot...
**[10:41] President**
J-Just one picture of him sleeping...
**[10:48] President**
I-I'm so sorry...
**[10:50] Yoshiko**
I found A-kun's boxers!
**[10:53] President**
What?!
**[10:54] Yoshiko**
Sniff, sniff.
**[10:57] President**
What are you doing?!
**[10:58] Sayaka**
K-Keep it down! If we're too loud—
**[11:01] President**
I'm confiscating those as
disciplinary committee president!
**[11:03] Yoshiko**
Hahaha! You can't have 'em!
**[11:05] President**
Hand them over!
**[11:07] Ruri**
Onii-chan, keep it dow—
**[11:12] Yoshiko**
Let me out...
**[11:18] Sayaka**
Hurry up and do what you came to do!
**[11:21] President**
Yes.
**[11:23] Sayaka**
What are you doing?!
**[11:25] Yoshiko**
I'm kinda sleepy.
**[11:27] President**
W-Well, I'm sleepy, too!
**[11:30] Yoshiko**
No room for you, Boob President!
**[11:33] President**
There's no room for *you*!
**[11:35] Sayaka**
U-Um...
**[11:36] Yoshiko**
Now then, A-kun, have a goodnight kiss!
**[11:40] President**
Whoa! Don't you dare!
**[11:44] Yoshiko**
Nah, I'm sleepy.
**[11:53] Akuru**
Hey, blockheads...
**[11:55] Akuru**
What the hell are you thinking?
**[11:57] President**
Well, um...
**[11:59] Sayaka**
You can say that again!
**[12:03] Sayaka**
We came here to think about
what you'd want for a present,
**[12:06] Sayaka**
but Yoshiko-chan and the
president went way too far.
**[12:09] Sayaka**
Please... Just please...
**[12:13] Sayaka**
What are you thinking?!
**[12:21] OTP**
I-I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** Summertime! Aho Girl
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: "Summertime! Aho Girl!"
# 5 - Summertime! Aho Girl!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRMGZG27R/aho-girl)
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***SIGN*** Class 1-2
**[00:07] Girl**
Doing anything this summer vacation?
**[00:09] Boy**
Gotta hit the beach, right?
**[00:12] Yoshiko**
Starting tomorrow...
**[00:14] Yoshiko**
It's summer vacation!
**[00:16] Yoshiko**
I can't wait for summer vacation!
**[00:19] Yoshiko**
I so, so, so can't wait!
**[00:21] Sayaka**
I can't wait, either.
**[00:23] Yoshiko**
A-kun, you can't wait, either, right?!
**[00:26] Akuru**
I can.
**[00:27] Yoshiko**
What should we do?!
**[00:30] Akuru**
Study all day long.
**[00:33] Yoshiko**
Are you an idiot?!
***SIGN*** Summer Vacation
***SIGN*** Part 16
**[01:39] Yoshiko**
A-kun! It's morning!
**[01:42] Yoshiko**
Let's play!
**[01:44] Yoshiko**
Here's your good morning...
**[01:45] Yoshiko**
kiss!
**[01:52] Ruri**
Yoshiko! Keep it down!
**[01:54] Ruri**
It's 6 AM!
**[01:55] Akuru**
S-Sorry, Ruri.
**[01:59] Yoshiko**
Perfect timing! Ruri-chan, let's go see
*Summer Vacation! Prechure Festival*!
**[02:05] Ruri**
*Summer Vacation! Prechure
Festival*?! The movie?!
**[02:09] Akuru**
Idiot. Ruri wouldn't want
to see some kiddie anime.
**[02:14] Ruri**
R-Right. I wouldn't.
**[02:17] Ruri**
P-Prechure's... for...
**[02:20] Akuru**
All right! We're all gonna see Prechure!
**[02:23] ---**
Yeah!
**[02:24] Yoshi-kuru**
Prechure! Prechure!
**[02:38] Akuru**
You'd better not make a sound.
**[02:39] Yoshiko**
I know!
**[02:48] Prechure-A**
*Your evil deeds will not go unpunished!*
**[02:51] Yoshiko**
You can do it, Prechure—
**[03:02] Prechure-A**
I can't find a way to win.
**[03:04] Akuru**
*It's better than I thought it would be.*
**[03:06] Prechure-A**
*O-Oh, no!*
**[03:09] Prechure-A**
*I won't make it!*
**[03:17] Akuru**
*Damn it.*
**[03:22] Akuru**
*Now I can watch in peace.*
**[03:24] Ruri**
Prechure! You can do it!
**[03:27] Ruri**
Prechure!
**[03:27] Akuru**
Damn it, Yoshiko...
**[03:29] Ruri**
You can do it! We know you can!
**[03:31] Akuru**
Will you shut...
**[03:36] Akuru**
I...
**[03:38] Akuru**
Er...
**[03:39] Akuru**
S-Sorry!
**[03:40] Akuru**
Wrong person!
**[03:41] Akuru**
Please, don't cry!
**[03:51] Yoshiko**
Ruri-chan!
**[03:53] Yoshiko**
Be strong like Prechure!
**[03:56] Ruri**
Yoshiko...
**[04:00] Yoshiko**
Oh, hey, Prechure's losing.
**[04:03] Yoshiko**
Oh, no! Prechure's in real trouble!
**[04:06] Ruri**
Yoshiko, you idiot!
**[04:07] Akuru**
H-Hey!
**[04:09] Lady**
I-Is she okay?
**[04:11] Akuru**
She's fine! I'll take care of her!
**[04:13] Yoshiko**
She isn't fine!
**[04:15] Akuru**
Shut up!
**[04:17] Yoshiko**
She's screwed! It's all over!
**[04:21] Girl**
Mommy, I can't see.
**[04:23] Attendant**
Excuse me, girls, but you're
disturbing the other viewers...
**[04:27] Prechure-B**
*Leave this to me! Go!*
**[04:29] Monster**
*Muahaha! This is the end, Prechure!*
**[04:32] Yoshiko**
Don't die, Prechure!
**[04:37] Akuru**
Sorry, Ruri!
**[04:40] Yoshiko**
Pre—
**[04:41] Akuru**
Shut up, woman!
**[04:45] Akuru**
Sorry for the disturbance!
**[04:58] Ruri**
Huh? Wasn't I at the movies—
**[05:03] Akuru**
You must have dozed off and had a dream.
**[05:05] Akuru**
You spent all day doing
your summer homework.
**[05:09] Ruri**
Huh?
**[05:11] Ruri**
You're right! It's all done!
***SIGN*** Your Friend for the Summer
**[05:14] Akuru**
Good job, Ruri.
**[05:15] Ruri**
Thanks!
**[05:17] [SONG] Sign**
Like it never happened
**[05:22] Yoshiko**
Where am I?!
**[05:23] Yoshiko**
I was at the movies, but now I'm at home!
**[05:25] Yoshiko**
It couldn't be!
**[05:26] Yoshiko**
Have... Have I learned Teleport?!
***SIGN*** Part 17
**[05:36] Yoshiko**
A-kun! Let's hit the beach!
**[05:39] Sayaka**
Yes, let's go!
**[05:43] Akuru**
Huh?
**[05:44] Yoshiko**
You know the raffle at
the shopping district?
**[05:46] Yoshiko**
I won it.
***SIGN*** Congratulations
You've won a two-day, one-night
trip to Atsukawa Hot Springs
**[05:48] Yoshiko**
Free two-day, one-night trip!
**[05:50] Girls**
Yay!
**[05:52] President**
Hold it right there!
**[05:54] Yoshiko**
Who's there?!
**[05:56] President**
High school boys and girls
staying overnight on the beach?
**[05:58] President**
The laws of morality may be violated...
**[06:02] President**
This won't do unless I, the disciplinary
committee president, accompany you!
**[06:06] Yoshiko**
Wh-What?!
**[06:09] Yoshiko**
Then do you wanna come, too?
**[06:10] President**
Yes, I'm in!
**[06:11] Akuru**
So you're going?
**[06:13] Ryuuichi**
U-Um...
**[06:15] Ryuuichi**
Can I come, too?
**[06:16] Yoshiko**
Ryuuichi-kun! Sure! Let's go!
**[06:19] Akuru**
Okay, what are you people doing here?
**[06:24] Ryuuichi**
I wanted to play with you, but I
didn't know how to ask you, so...
**[06:28] Akuru**
Creepy.
**[06:29] President**
I-I was observing you to see that you
didn't do anything morally wrong.
**[06:33] President**
For the last three hours!
**[06:35] Akuru**
Cut it out. Seriously.
**[06:38] Yoshiko**
All right! Now let's go buy swimsuits!
**[06:46] Akuru**
Why did *I* have to come?
**[06:48] Yoshiko**
A-kun! A-kun!
**[06:49] Yoshiko**
What do you think of this one?
**[06:51] Akuru**
Don't care.
**[06:52] President**
You prefer something more
refined, don't you?
**[06:54] Akuru**
Really don't care.
**[06:56] Ryuuichi**
How about we get matching swimsuits?
**[06:58] Akuru**
Hell no.
**[07:00] Akuru**
In the first place, I'm not going.
**[07:04] Yoshiko**
Oh, you joker.
**[07:05] President**
I-If you aren't going, why am I?
**[07:09] Akuru**
Make sure this delinquent
doesn't do anything immoral.
**[07:12] President**
Why the heck would I do that?!
**[07:14] Akuru**
Aren't you supposed to protect morality?
**[07:15] Sayaka**
Y-You really aren't coming?
**[07:18] Akuru**
Yeah.
**[07:18] Sayaka**
But everyone here wants
to be friends with you!
**[07:22] Akuru**
No, like, I'm good with you.
**[07:25] Akuru**
But these weirdos? No, thanks.
**[07:28] Sayaka**
Well, yes, they are a bit strange, but...
**[07:30] Weirdos**
Hey!
**[07:31] Sayaka**
But on that topic, you're also
very strange, A-kun-san!
**[07:35] Akuru**
What?!
**[07:36] Sayaka**
I mean, you're prejudiced and stubborn
and don't even try to make friends!
**[07:40] Akuru**
Because everyone around me is a weirdo!
**[07:42] Sayaka**
Birds of a feather flock together!
**[07:44] Akuru**
Th-They're flocking to Yoshiko, right?!
**[07:47] Sayaka**
Yoshiko-chan is drawn to you
because you're so weird!
**[07:51] Akuru**
D'oh!
**[07:54] Yoshiko**
Yeah, A-kun *can* be kinda weird.
**[07:57] Akuru**
*This woman...*
**[07:59] Akuru**
But by that logic, you're weird, too!
**[08:03] Sayaka**
I might be, but if that's true...
**[08:06] Sayaka**
Will you not be my friend anymore?
**[08:14] Sayaka**
I-If you aren't, then you won't have
any friends other than Yoshiko-chan.
**[08:20] Akuru**
Gah!
**[08:21] Sayaka**
And if you don't like me anymore,
then I can't help you...
**[08:28] Sayaka**
You can only live with Yoshiko-chan
for the rest of your life...
**[08:31] Akuru**
O-Okay!
**[08:32] Akuru**
Please let me go to the beach with you.
**[08:36] Ryuuichi**
Sis Sayaka, you're awesome!
**[08:38] President**
Good job!
**[08:40] Yoshiko**
You did it!
**[08:42] Ryuuichi**
Let's make it a trip to remember!
**[08:44] Yoshiko**
Yeah! So...
**[08:46] Everyone**
Let's all wear matching swimsuits!
**[08:48] Akuru**
No, thanks.
***SIGN*** Koudan Station
***SIGN*** Part 18
***SIGN*** Giddy Giddy
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
**[09:04] President**
A trip with Akutsu-kun...
**[09:12] President**
I-I... Akutsu-kun, I've always—
**[09:17] Akuru**
I don't want to hear it.
**[09:18] President**
Huh?
**[09:19] Akuru**
If you keep talking,
**[09:21] Akuru**
I won't be able to kiss you.
**[09:24] President**
Ohmigod!
**[09:27] Yoshie**
You look pretty happy.
**[09:31] President**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[09:33] Yoshiko**
This is my mom!
**[09:35] Ryuuichi**
Sis's mom?
**[09:38] Yoshie**
My daughter said you'd be
going on a trip together.
**[09:41] Yoshie**
Oh, my. I smell a thieving little
homewrecker trying to seduce our A-kun.
**[09:47] President**
I-I would never do that!
**[09:49] Yoshie**
Oh, really? Then you're okay.
**[09:51] President**
Of course not!
**[09:55] Yoshie**
You think you can fool me, you sow?!
**[09:58] President**
Who're you calling a sow?!
**[10:00] Yoshie**
You're not going to the beach!
**[10:03] President**
Hey! What are you doing with that?!
**[10:05] Yoshie**
What, you ask?
**[10:10] Yoshie**
I'm drawing nipples on it!
**[10:11] President**
No!
**[10:14] President**
H-How dare you?!
**[10:15] Ryuuichi**
She's evil...
**[10:17] Yoshie**
You can't go to the beach
with *this* swimsuit!
**[10:21] President**
I'm going!
**[10:22] Yoshie**
Wearing *this*?
**[10:24] Yoshie**
You shameful girl!
**[10:25] Yoshiko**
I'll wear one, too! It's not shameful now!
**[10:28] Yoshie**
What?! Yoshiko!
**[10:29] President**
I'll wear a shirt over it!
**[10:32] Yoshiko**
Oh, I see!
**[10:33] Yoshie**
In that case...
**[10:35] Yoshie**
I'll cut the nipples out of it!
**[10:41] Ryuuichi**
Cut it out!
**[10:43] Yoshie**
Wha—
**[10:44] Yoshie**
Help! It's a groper!
**[10:47] ---**
Hey!
**[10:47] Yoshiko**
Ryuuichi-kun's into older women!
**[10:50] Ryuuichi**
No, I'm not!
**[10:51] Ryuuichi**
That's not enough to make me let go!
**[10:53] Ryuuichi**
I won't let some old hag
mess up our fun trip!
**[10:57] Yoshie**
An old hag, you said?
**[10:58] Ryuuichi**
Huh?
**[11:00] Yoshie**
You... little... whippersnapper!
**[11:07] Ryuuichi**
Sh-She's strong.
**[11:08] Yoshie**
I've fought a million more cat
fights than you little snots!
**[11:15] Yoshie**
No one gets A-kun but me!
**[11:18] President**
No!
**[11:21] Akuru**
What do you think you're doing?
**[11:22] Yoshie**
Wha—
**[11:23] Weirdos**
Akutsu-kun!
**[11:24] Yoshie**
I-It's not what it looks like!
**[11:26] Yoshie**
It's for my retirement—
I mean, It's for your sake, A-kun!
**[11:31] Yoshie**
B-But...
**[11:33] Yoshie**
That sow wanted to steal you!
**[11:36] President**
Hey!
**[11:37] Akuru**
You're nearly forty!
**[11:38] Akuru**
You should really cool it a little.
**[11:43] Akuru**
So what's the decision?
**[11:44] Akuru**
Do you swear never to do
anything like this again?
**[11:46] Akuru**
Or do you want to feel more pain?
**[11:48] Yoshie**
I take neither!
**[11:51] Yoshie**
Take this!
**[11:54] Akuru**
It's still body-temperature!
**[11:58] Akuru**
Huh?! Crap!
**[11:59] Yoshie**
How weak!
**[12:01] Yoshie**
I won't let that sow have her way!
**[12:04] Yoshie**
Don't think this ends here!
**[12:11] Akuru**
She's too resilient.
**[12:13] Yoshiko**
See you when we get back!
**[12:18] Sayaka**
*Can I come out now?*
**[12:21] [SONG] Sign**
To Be Continued!!
***SIGN*** A Hot Summer! Aho Girl
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: "A Hot Summer! Aho Girl!"
# 6 - A Hot Summer! Aho Girl
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRMGZG27R/aho-girl)
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***SIGN*** Summer Vacation
***SIGN*** Summer Vacation
***SIGN*** Summer Vacation
***SIGN*** Happiness is a banana!
Aho Girl
***SIGN*** Happiness is a banana!
Aho Girl
***SIGN*** Part 19
**[01:08] Yoshiko**
It's the beach!
**[01:10] Sayaka**
Yeah!
**[01:11] Yoshiko**
It's the beach! It's the
beach! It's the beach!
**[01:13] Yoshiko**
Woohoo!
**[01:14] Akuru**
She's more suffocating than the heat.
**[01:18] Yoshiko**
Let's start by...
**[01:19] Yoshiko**
cracking open a watermelon!
**[01:21] Sayaka**
Sounds like fun!
**[01:22] Yoshiko**
Hi-yah!
**[01:23] Yoshiko**
Done!
**[01:25] Sayaka**
You cracked it, but...
**[01:27] President**
*What an idiot.*
**[01:28] President**
* I came to the beach to get*
* closer to Akutsu-kun.*
**[01:32] President**
Hey, Akutsu-kun.
**[01:34] President**
Would you care to...
**[01:36] President**
go for a swim together?
**[01:38] Yoshiko**
Why, you! Trying to show off that
giant rack to A-kun, are you?!
**[01:41] President**
Wha—
**[01:42] President**
I-I had no intention of
showing off anything!
**[01:45] President**
B-But... well...
**[01:47] President**
Akutsu-kun is a boy, after all.
**[01:49] President**
*He* might want to have a close look.
**[01:51] Akuru**
No, thanks.
**[01:53] President**
W-Well, I won't get angry over
a *little* peek, you know!
**[01:55] Akuru**
Not interested.
**[01:56] President**
Look at them!
**[01:57] Akuru**
Chill, perv girl!
**[01:58] Yoshiko**
I knew it! You *do* want to show them off!
**[02:01] Sayaka**
Th-That's not a good thing to do, I think.
**[02:04] Yoshiko**
Punishment time!
**[02:06] ---**
H-Hey...
**[02:09] President**
Akutsu-kun, help!
**[02:11] President**
H-He's enjoying the beach?!
**[02:14] Yoshiko**
Now's my chance! Take this!
**[02:16] President**
O-Oh, no!
**[02:19] Yoshiko**
I've done it.
**[02:21] Yoshiko**
I've flattened her boobs
beneath the weight of sand!
**[02:24] Sayaka**
*That's* an accomplishment?!
**[02:26] President**
This is nothing to me!
**[02:28] Yoshiko**
Seriously?!
**[02:29] Yoshiko**
I-In that case...
**[02:31] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[02:32] Yoshiko**
Sayaka-chan gets this!
**[02:34] Yoshiko**
Now you have the flattest chest
out of all of us, Boob President!
**[02:39] Yoshiko**
Sayaka-chan's got the biggest!
**[02:40] Sayaka**
I wonder why I'm crying...
**[02:43] Yoshiko**
You're that happy?
**[02:44] President**
You *are* an idiot.
**[02:45] Yoshiko**
Say what?!
**[02:46] Yoshiko**
You mean this isn't working, either?!
**[02:48] President**
Obviously!
**[02:49] President**
Now get me out of here.
**[02:51] Yoshiko**
I see...
**[02:52] Yoshiko**
I never thought I would have to do *this*.
**[02:58] President**
Wait! Not that!
**[02:59] President**
Hey, y-you can't do that! Right? Right?!
**[03:02] Yoshiko**
I didn't want to have to do this!
**[03:04] Yoshiko**
But it's too late now!
**[03:07] President**
F-Fine! I was wrong!
**[03:10] President**
I-I'm truly sorry for having inconvenienced
you with my oversized breasts.
**[03:15] Yoshiko**
Quit bragging!
**[03:16] President**
What do you want me to do?!
**[03:18] Yoshiko**
Now I'll just have to...
**[03:19] Yoshiko**
pile, pile, and pile on some more!
**[03:22] President**
No! Stop! No more!
**[03:34] Yoshiko**
Victory is ours!
**[03:36] President**
No!
**[03:38] President**
No! Take it down! Please!
**[03:38] Yoshiko**
Yes! Victory!
**[03:39] Akuru**
Shut up...
**[03:41] Akuru**
How am I supposed to study like this?!
**[03:44] President**
A-Akutsu-kun!
**[03:47] President**
Don't look at me right now!
**[03:51] Akuru**
I'll take it down.
**[03:52] President**
N-No! You can't touch that!
**[03:56] President**
From my point of view, it's like it's
protruding from my nether regions!
**[03:59] President**
If you were to touch it...
**[04:02] President**
If you touch it...
**[04:03] Akuru**
I see.
**[04:04] Akuru**
There.
**[04:06] President**
No!
**[04:12] Yoshie**
If memory serves...
**[04:14] Yoshie**
It should be one of these inns.
**[04:16] Ryuuichi**
Stop right there.
**[04:18] Ryuuichi**
I won't let you ruin
**[04:20] Ryuuichi**
our summer vacation!
**[04:22] Yoshie**
You little whippersnapper!
***SIGN*** Part 20
***SIGN*** Ladies
**[04:33] Yoshiko**
I'm in Heaven.
**[04:35] Sayaka**
It's very nice.
**[04:36] Yoshiko**
This is Paradise.
**[04:39] President**
*Like some old man.*
**[04:41] Yoshiko**
A-kun, wanna come over to the ladies' bath?
**[04:43] Akuru**
Hell no, you idiot!
**[04:45] Yoshiko**
Oh, come on! We used to bathe
together all the time.
**[04:48] Yoshiko**
No need to be so shy!
**[04:49] President**
Together?!
**[04:50] Yoshiko**
It was so cute. I mean A-kun's...
**[04:53] Yoshiko**
weewee!
**[04:54] Akuru**
I'm gonna kill you!
**[04:55] Yoshiko**
It was, like, this tiny!
**[04:57] President**
I-It's... that small?
**[05:03] President**
I-I'm not interested! Why
would I be interested in that?
**[05:06] Yoshiko**
Boob President, you're that curious?
**[05:09] YoshikO**
Then let's go peeping!
**[05:11] President**
Wh-What are you saying?!
**[05:12] Yoshiko**
If you like cute things, it's worth a peek!
**[05:14] President**
That's not the issue here!
**[05:16] President**
And anyway, it's most
likely not cute anymore!
**[05:19] Yoshiko**
What?! How would you know?!
**[05:20] President**
C-Common sense.
**[05:22] Yoshiko**
How isn't it cute anymore?!
**[05:24] President**
Why do I have to explain?!
**[05:25] Yoshiko**
I'll just have to see it for myself!
**[05:27] President**
No fair!
**[05:28] President**
I mean, no!
**[05:30] President**
I-It's bigger now.
**[05:32] Yoshiko**
Huh?
**[05:33] President**
It's so much bigger now, it'll shock you!
**[05:35] Yoshiko**
What?!
**[05:36] President**
The tip also changes shape
as the body matures!
**[05:39] Yoshiko**
This sounds cool as heck!
**[05:40] Yoshiko**
Now I gotta see it! I'm gonna peep!
**[05:43] Yoshiko**
I said, you can't!
**[05:44] President**
If Akutsu-kun's m-member
is smaller than average,
**[05:48] President**
and he's insecure about it...
**[05:50] President**
He'll be deeply hurt by you seeing it!
**[05:54] Yoshiko**
Seriously?!
**[05:54] President**
They say the more perfect the man, the deeper
his insecurity when it comes to this topic!
**[05:59] Yoshiko**
Dang, you know a lot!
**[06:00] Yoshiko**
But if that is the case,
then I absolutely must see it!
**[06:03] President**
No! You can't—
**[06:06] Yoshiko**
I must hold him and reassure him
that I will love him regardless.
**[06:12] Yoshiko**
And so our love will deepen!
**[06:13] President**
Wha?!
**[06:14] Yoshiko**
I'm coming for you,
**[06:15] Yoshiko**
A-kun!
**[06:17] President**
Stop right there!
**[06:18] President**
In the first place, his
might not be that small!
**[06:21] Yoshiko**
If that's the case,
**[06:23] Yoshiko**
then I'll just get whacked
on the head again.
**[06:25] Yoshiko**
Knowing that A-kun may be suffering is
more painful than a whack on the head.
**[06:30] Yoshiko**
Now, let go of me! I'm going!
**[06:33] President**
*I know.*
**[06:34] President**
* There's a 99% chance that this*
* idiot will be whacked into orbit.*
**[06:37] President**
*But if that 1% miracle happens...*
**[06:42] Akuru**
You're my number one girl.
**[06:44] President**
No!
**[06:46] President**
I'm going, too!
**[06:48] Yoshiko**
What?!
**[06:48] Yoshiko**
He might whack you on the head!
**[06:50] Yoshiko**
Why do you insist?!
**[06:52] President**
B-Because...
**[06:53] President**
I'm disciplinary committee president!
**[06:54] Yoshiko**
Being disciplinary committee
president's a lot of work!
**[06:57] Yoshiko**
Then let us go together.
**[06:59] President**
Yes. For Akutsu-kun's sake!
**[07:01] President**
Akutsu-kun!
**[07:01] Yoshiko**
A-kun!
**[07:07] Akuru**
And what the heck are *you* thinking?
**[07:09] President**
I-It's not what you think!
**[07:11] President**
I'm not doing this for any weird reasons!
**[07:12] President**
I'm doing this purely out of
concern for your well-being!
**[07:15] President**
Not for any weird reasons!
**[07:17] Akuru**
I understand.
**[07:18] Akuru**
That's enough.
**[07:19] President**
You understand?
**[07:21] Akuru**
Yeah, sure.
**[07:23] President**
Oh, I'm so glad!
**[07:25] Sayaka**
*No, I don't think that's a good thing!*
**[07:32] Yoshie**
Well, that was fun.
**[07:34] Yoshie**
I'll hit the hot spring and head home!
***SIGN*** Part 21
**[07:48] Yoshiko**
Bye now, A-kun! See you later!
**[07:55] Akuru**
* For the next two days, Yoshiko*
* will be at her grandparents'.*
**[07:58] Akuru**
* A weekend without the*
* unpredictable animal next door.*
**[08:02] Akuru**
*I'm going to enjoy every second of it!*
**[08:07] Akuru**
Huh?
**[08:10] Yoshiko**
I thought you'd be lonely without any
friends, so I'm leaving a dog for you!
**[08:13] Akuru**
Hey! Hold it, you idiot! What the hell?!
***SIGN*** Akutsu Room 201
**[08:21] Akuru**
I'll feed and walk you,
but I'm not playing with you.
**[08:24] Akuru**
I hate all animals, including Yoshiko.
**[08:30] Akuru**
You understand what I'm saying?
**[08:33] Akuru**
I don't *really* hate you.
**[08:36] Akuru**
Just kidding.
**[08:38] Akuru**
* He understands language*
* better than Yoshiko?!*
**[08:40] Akuru**
*Wait, what am I thinking?!*
**[08:42] Akuru**
*He's an animal, just like Yoshiko!*
**[08:45] Akuru**
I'm going to go to my room and watch a movie.
**[08:47] Akuru**
You will not move from this
spot or bark. Understand?
**[08:52] Akuru**
Don't look at me with those eyes!
**[08:57] Akuru**
* No matter how many times I see*
* this movie, it still amazes me.*
***SIGN*** I don't need words between friends.
**[09:02] Akuru**
*Especially this farewell scene.*
**[09:06] Akuru**
What?!
**[09:07] Akuru**
Wait, do you understand how
amazing this scene is?
**[09:11] Akuru**
You can't be serious!
**[09:12] Akuru**
Yoshiko laughed her head off at it!
**[09:14] Akuru**
Can you believe her?!
***SIGN*** Crap (impossible) 20 points
***SIGN*** Boring (bleh) 40 points
***SIGN*** Okay 60 points
***SIGN*** Pretty good 80 points
***SIGN*** No complaints 100 points
***SIGN*** A Miracle 120 points
**[09:16] Akuru**
How would you rate this movie?
**[09:19] Akuru**
You *do* get it!
**[09:22] Akuru**
*D-Does this mean...*
**[09:24] Akuru**
*that a dog can understand me?*
**[09:29] Yoshiko**
Caught A-kun in an affair with a dog.
**[09:32] Yoshiko**
Aw, so you felt that lonely?
**[09:34] Yoshiko**
I was totally right to come back early.
**[09:36] Akuru**
Y-You idiot! What do you mean, an "affair"?!
**[09:39] Yoshiko**
Well, you were getting along with a dog!
**[09:42] Akuru**
H-How in the hell could I ever get
along with some dumb animal?
***SIGN*** Shock
**[09:47] Akuru**
Shoot! Reflex!
**[09:50] Yoshiko**
Don't worry about it. A-kun has a hard
time getting along with anyone but me.
**[09:54] Akuru**
*N-No!*
**[09:56] Akuru**
*I didn't mean to—*
**[09:57] Akuru**
*Wait! Don't—*
**[10:00] Akuru**
I didn't mean it!
**[10:03] Yoshiko**
Huh? Mean what?
**[10:04] Akuru**
Um, well, uh...
**[10:11] Akuru**
*That pose...*
**[10:17] Akuru**
*Let's play again sometime.*
**[10:19] Dog**
*Woof.*
**[10:20] Yoshiko**
I wonder if A-kun's feeling a bit tired.
***SIGN*** Part 22
**[10:31] Yoshiko**
Yes!
**[10:33] Yoshiko**
I'm gonna dance the night away!
**[10:35] Ushikubo**
She's here again...
***SIGN*** The Neighborhood Association
**[10:37] Ushikubo**
The Bon Dance Girl!
**[10:40] Ushikubo**
She comes to the Bon Dance every year
**[10:43] Ushikubo**
and uses her uncommon stamina and random
dance moves to hold the viewers' attention.
***SIGN*** The Neighborhood Association
**[10:48] Ushikubo**
But not this year!
**[10:50] Association**
Ushikubo-san!
**[10:52] Yoshiko**
All right! I'm ready!
**[10:54] Association**
She's messing it up before it even starts?!
**[10:56] Ushikubo**
Whoa, hang on. You can't wear that.
**[11:00] Yoshiko**
Seriously?!
**[11:01] Yoshiko**
Dang, so it really is
too sexy for this dance?
**[11:04] Ushikubo**
Uh... yeah.
**[11:05] Yoshiko**
Well, can't help that, then.
**[11:07] Ushikubo**
I suppose not.
**[11:08] Association-A**
What're you blushing for?!
**[11:10] Yoshiko**
I can't wait for the Bon Dance!
**[11:11] Ushikubo**
Same here. We've been practicing a lot.
**[11:14] Yoshiko**
Really? I can't wait to see you guys dance!
**[11:17] Ushikubo**
We'll dance our best.
**[11:19] Ushikubo**
*Hey, she seems like a good girl.*
**[11:22] Yoshiko**
Well, anyway, I look forward
to dancing with you,
**[11:24] Yoshiko**
my background dancers!
***SIGN*** This...
bitch...!!
**[11:29] Announcer**
The Bon Dance will begin shortly.
**[11:32] Yoshiko**
All right!
**[11:33] Ushikubo**
Now! Formation Alpha!
**[11:35] Yoshiko**
Th-This is...
**[11:36] Ushikubo**
How's this? No matter how you
dance, no one will see you!
**[11:53] Ushikubo**
What?!
**[11:55] Ushikubo**
I won't...
**[11:56] Association**
I won't let you!
**[11:59] Yoshiko**
Wow! Nice bods!
**[12:00] Ushikubo**
N-Naturally!
**[12:02] Yoshiko**
All right...
**[12:17] Ushikubo**
We've been had!
***SIGN*** The Gal! Aho Girl
**[12:26] Yoshiko**
Next time: "The Gal! Aho Girl!"
# 7 - The Gal! Aho Girl!
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***SIGN*** Part 23
***SIGN*** Counseling Office
**[01:04] Teacher**
Hanabatake-san, summer
vacation is over now.
**[01:07] Teacher**
Please try harder this term.
**[01:09] Yoshiko**
What'd you do for summer vacation, Sensei?
**[01:12] Teacher**
Huh?
**[01:13] Teacher**
W-Well, I thought I should get
some experience with love...
**[01:17] Yoshiko**
Sounds good!
**[01:18] Teacher**
But I didn't know how to meet guys...
**[01:22] Yoshiko**
Right? Right?
**[01:24] Teacher**
While I was stressing over it,
summer vacation ended.
**[01:27] Yoshiko**
Are you serious?
**[01:29] Yoshiko**
That's terrible!
**[01:30] Yoshiko**
Just talk to any random guy on the street!
**[01:32] Teacher**
I can't do that!
**[01:33] Yoshiko**
Then practice on A-kun!
**[01:38] Teacher**
C-Care to get a drink with a pretty girl?
**[01:42] Akuru**
Huh? You still call yourself a "pretty girl" at 28?
**[01:46] Teacher**
I was ready to be hurt, but not like this!
**[01:49] Yoshiko**
That was mean, A-kun.
**[01:51] Akuru**
I-It wasn't intentional.
**[01:53] Yoshiko**
Oh, well. I guess I'll go cheer Sensei up.
**[01:57] Akuru**
You'd better not make things worse.
**[02:00] Yoshiko**
I'm not you, you know!
**[02:02] Akuru**
What makes you think you're any better?
**[02:05] Yoshiko**
Well, what you did was *totally* uncalled for.
**[02:08] Akuru**
Oh, shut up!
**[02:15] Teacher**
* Looking back, I've spent my whole*
* life studying and working.*
**[02:20] Yoshiko**
You lose a little happiness
with every sigh you make.
**[02:23] Teacher**
Who are you?
**[02:25] Yoshiko**
Call me Yoshio.
**[02:26] Teacher**
Yoshio?!
**[02:27] Yoshiko**
It's a pleasure to meet you,
**[02:29] Yoshiko**
my lovely princess.
***SIGN*** Cross-dressing Yoshiko
**[02:32] Teacher**
"L-Lovely princess"?!
**[02:35] Teacher**
I-I'm a teacher. Don't joke about—
**[02:45] Yoshiko**
I'm being serious here.
**[02:49] Teacher**
*Ba-dump!*
**[02:50] Teacher**
It wouldn't work out. I'm too old for you.
**[02:55] Yoshiko**
You aren't too old.
**[02:57] Yoshiko**
28 is borderline not-creepy.
**[02:59] Teacher**
I'm borderline?!
**[03:01] Yoshiko**
You idiot! That's the best part!
**[03:05] Yoshiko**
Bananas taste best just before they rot.
**[03:09] Teacher**
Y-You're right...
**[03:11] Yoshiko**
Just be a little more daring,
and the guys will fall all over you.
**[03:15] Teacher**
W-Would... you fall for me, too?
**[03:18] Yoshiko**
Hey, now, don't ask for the impossible.
**[03:21] Teacher**
You're right. I'm just too...
**[03:24] Yoshiko**
How do you expect me to
fall for you... even *more*?
**[03:28] Teacher**
You big dummy!
**[03:29] Teacher**
Dummy! Dummy! Dummy!
**[03:33] Teacher**
Can I really be more confident?
**[03:37] Yoshiko**
Of course you can.
**[03:39] Yoshiko**
Just look at how cute you are.
**[03:41] Teacher**
Say it again.
**[03:43] Yoshiko**
You're cute.
**[03:44] Teacher**
One more time.
**[03:45] Yoshiko**
You're beautiful.
**[03:47] Teacher**
Again!
**[03:48] Yoshiko**
Actually, maybe not so much.
**[03:49] Teacher**
What?!
***SIGN*** Just
**[03:50] Yoshiko**
Just...
**[03:51] Yoshiko**
kidding.
***SIGN*** Kidding
**[03:52] Teacher**
Oh, please.
***SIGN*** Oh, please
**[03:55] Teacher**
Thank you, Yoshio-kun.
**[03:58] Teacher**
I'll try a little harder.
**[04:00] Yoshiko**
You will?
**[04:01] Yoshiko**
I'm glad.
**[04:02] Teacher**
So...
**[04:04] Teacher**
Accept this!
**[04:08] Teacher**
*All of my courage!*
**[04:14] Yoshiko**
Any man you love will have it rough.
**[04:18] Yoshiko**
If I tasted a kiss this sweet every day,
**[04:21] Yoshiko**
I'd get diabetes for sure.
**[04:24] Teacher**
*Y-Yoshio-sama!*
**[04:28] Yoshiko**
Later, Sensei.
**[04:30] Teacher**
U-Um!
**[04:32] Teacher**
When will I see you again?
**[04:36] Yoshiko**
I'll come for you every night...
**[04:39] Yoshiko**
in your dreams.
**[04:42] Teacher**
O-Okay...
**[04:48] Yoshiko**
How was that?!
**[04:49] Akuru**
More like, what are you going to do now?
***SIGN*** Aho Girl
***SIGN*** Part 24
**[04:58] Yoshiko**
You're really fluffy today, Dog!
**[05:01] Sayaka**
He's so cute.
**[05:03] Yoshiko**
Me and Dog are super BFFs!
**[05:05] Yoshiko**
Right, Dog?
**[05:07] Sayaka**
Um, Yoshiko-chan, why do you call him "Dog"?
**[05:11] Yoshiko**
Huh?
**[05:14] Yoshiko**
Was it cats that go "woof"?
**[05:16] Sayaka**
No, it's dogs...
**[05:17] Sayaka**
Um, I was just wondering
if doggy had a name.
**[05:21] Yoshiko**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[05:22] Sayaka**
I mean, doggy's name—
**[05:24] Yoshiko**
Who the heck is "Dog Gy"?!
***SIGN*** Dog
**[05:27] Sayaka**
Dog... Gy?!
***SIGN*** Gy
**[05:30] Akuru**
She's asking if the dog has a name.
**[05:33] Yoshiko**
Oh, A-kun!
**[05:36] Akuru**
You don't find a dog as good
as this one every day.
**[05:39] Akuru**
There, there. Who's a good boy?
**[05:42] Sayaka**
A-kun-san is acting really nice right now...
**[05:45] Yoshiko**
They get along *real* well.
**[05:47] Sayaka**
Really?
**[05:48] Both**
*If only he could be this nice to humans...*
**[05:52] Akuru**
Why are you looking at me like that?
**[05:54] Akuru**
Whatever. Just give him
a name other than "Dog."
**[05:56] Akuru**
I feel bad for him.
**[05:57] Yoshiko**
Even though he's a dog?!
**[05:58] Akuru**
Yes!
**[05:59] Yoshiko**
Hmm...
**[06:01] Yoshiko**
Then "Cat."
**[06:01] Akuru**
But he's a dog!
**[06:02] Yoshiko**
I know that!
**[06:04] Akuru**
You know nothing!
***SIGN*** Hanabatake
**[06:06] Akuru**
Give the dog a dog name!
**[06:08] Yoshiko**
Well, you should've just said that!
**[06:10] Akuru**
I did say that!
**[06:11] ---**
Stare...
**[06:14] Yoshiko**
He's big...
**[06:15] Yoshiko**
You can ride him...
**[06:17] Yoshiko**
Car!
**[06:18] Akuru**
He's a dog, damn it!
**[06:21] Akuru**
Fine. I'll name him.
**[06:23] Yoshiko**
Really?!
**[06:23] Akuru**
All right. From today on, you're "George."
**[06:26] Yoshiko**
Ha! That's American!
**[06:28] Yoshiko**
You're giving a dog an American name!
**[06:30] Yoshiko**
What a joke!
**[06:31] Akuru**
It's better than naming a dog "Dog"!
**[06:35] Yoshiko**
Wait, is it a pun on "joke" and
"George"? Dang, that's subtle!
**[06:38] Akuru**
This isn't a joke!
**[06:39] Akuru**
Then let's let him choose his name.
**[06:41] Yoshiko**
I'm fine with that!
**[06:43] Yoshiko**
Except Dog loves me,
so I've got the advantage.
**[06:47] Akuru**
Hah. What are you talking about? We're bound
by a burning friendship far deeper than that!
**[06:52] Yoshiko**
Wh-What'd you say?
**[06:53] Sayaka**
*The pressure...*
**[06:55] Akuru**
George!
**[06:57] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[06:58] Akuru**
George!
**[06:59] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[07:00] Akuru**
George!
**[07:01] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[07:01] Akuru**
George!
**[07:02] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[07:03] Akuru**
George!
**[07:03] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[07:04] Akuru**
George!
**[07:04] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[07:05] Akuru**
George!
**[07:05] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[07:05] Akuru**
George!
**[07:06] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[07:11] Akuru**
Why are you running away?
**[07:12] Akuru**
Choose the one you like more!
**[07:13] Yoshiko**
Wait for me!
**[07:16] Sayaka**
D-Don't you understand?
**[07:18] Sayaka**
He loves you both! He can't choose just one!
**[07:31] Both**
*Oh, you...*
**[07:35] Akuru**
I'm sorry. A name isn't
worth making you suffer.
**[07:41] Yoshiko**
That's right, A-kun.
**[07:43] Yoshiko**
As long as you understand.
**[07:47] Akuru**
This started because you kept
calling him something stupid!
**[07:49] Yoshiko**
It wasn't stupid!
**[07:50] Akuru**
Put yourself in the dog's place!
With an idiot master!
**[07:52] Yoshiko**
I'd be so happy!
**[07:53] Akuru**
Not a chance!
**[07:54] Yoshiko**
I'll be your master, too!
**[07:55] Akuru**
Like hell!
**[07:56] Sayaka**
Y-You sure have it rough.
**[07:56] Yoshiko**
Come, A-kun, dive into my breast!
**[07:58] Akuru**
Hell no!
***SIGN*** Part 25
***SIGN*** Class 1-2
**[08:10] Emura**
That's, like, totally bad.
**[08:12] Yoshiko**
Hey! Gal over there! I can
almost see your panties!
**[08:15] Emura**
Ugh! The stupidest girl in class!
**[08:17] Emura**
Ignore her. Don't talk to her.
**[08:20] Hiiragi**
Agreed.
**[08:20] Shiina**
Yeah.
**[08:23] Yoshiko**
Flip!
**[08:25] Yoshiko**
See? I saw them!
**[08:26] Emura**
Don't flip my skirt!
**[08:28] Emura**
You picking a fight?
**[08:30] Yoshiko**
Huh?
**[08:31] Shiina**
Don't pay attention to the idiot.
It's a waste of energy.
**[08:34] Hiiragi**
Yeah, let's go play around.
**[08:35] Emura**
R-Right.
**[08:37] Yoshiko**
Are you serious?! I wanna go play, too!
**[08:40] Shiina**
Never mind. Let's get to studying.
**[08:43] Emura**
Yeah.
**[08:44] Yoshiko**
What're you talking about?
**[08:45] Yoshiko**
Gals don't study!
**[08:47] Emura**
Are you making fun of me?!
**[08:49] Yoshiko**
We might be similar in that regard, actually.
**[08:51] Emura**
No, we aren't!
**[08:53] Yoshiko**
You get zeros on all your tests, right?
**[08:55] Emura**
I'm not you!
**[08:56] Emura**
I get tens and above!
**[08:58] Two**
Huh?
**[08:59] Yoshiko**
You're an idiot, too!
**[09:00] Emura**
I just don't care to study!
***SIGN*** Class 1-2
**[09:02] Hiiragi**
L-Let's just go.
**[09:04] Shiina**
Just ignore her.
**[09:06] Emura**
Okay, okay.
**[09:07] Emura**
You'd better not follow us!
**[09:21] Emura**
Stop following us!
**[09:22] Yoshiko**
Playing tag is fun!
**[09:24] Emura**
We're not playing!
**[09:25] Yoshiko**
Chase your dreams and other tag
players to the ends of the earth!
**[09:28] Emura**
Stay away!
**[09:30] Shiina**
Will you quit it already?
**[09:33] Yoshiko**
Is it hide-and-seek next?
**[09:34] Yoshiko**
I'll be "it"!
**[09:36] Emura**
That's not the issue here!
**[09:37] Hiiragi**
W-We're not very good at hiding.
Will you show us how it's done?
**[09:42] Yoshiko**
Really?!
**[09:43] Emura**
Y-Yeah. Uh...
**[09:46] Emura**
Please.
**[09:49] Yoshiko**
You *really* want me to?
**[09:50] Emura**
Yes, please!
**[09:52] Yoshiko**
Well, if you insist!
**[09:53] Yoshiko**
I'm gonna hide real easy, so come find me!
**[09:58] Emura**
Yeah, she's just an idiot.
**[10:00] Hiiragi**
Now let's go play around.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[10:06] Teacher**
Huh? Is Hanabatake-san absent today?
**[10:11] Emura**
You think she's depressed
'cause we ditched her?
***SIGN*** The Second Day
**[10:17] Teacher**
Hanabatake-san's absent again?
**[10:21] Sayaka**
Sensei, I texted Yoshiko-chan, and she
said she's playing hide-and-seek...
***SIGN*** The Third Day
**[10:28] Three**
*Sh-She's a* total *idiot.*
**[10:31] Emura**
D-Does this mean she'll keep
hiding until we find her?
**[10:36] Hiiragi**
She hasn't had food or water for three days?
**[10:38] Shiina**
A-And it's our fault?
**[10:40] Emura**
Yeah...
**[10:44] Shiina**
How long is that idiot gonna hide?!
**[10:46] Emura**
We're sorry, damn it!
**[10:48] Hiiragi**
Are you here?!
**[10:49] Shiina**
Are you here?!
**[10:50] Emura**
Are you here?!
**[10:51] Three**
Where the hell are you?!
***SIGN*** Three Hours Later...
**[10:55] Emura**
I can't find her!
**[10:57] Hiiragi**
She's taking this hiding thing too seriously.
**[11:00] Emura**
Damn! That idiot!
**[11:01] Emura**
She's totally pissing me off!
**[11:08] Yoshiko**
You found me!
**[11:10] Emura**
Are you a ninja or something?!
**[11:12] Yoshiko**
Pop!
**[11:13] Yoshiko**
You're good.
**[11:15] Yoshiko**
All right! I'm "it" next!
**[11:17] Shiina**
Do you ever run out of energy?!
**[11:19] Emura**
You're filthy!
**[11:20] Emura**
Go home, eat something, and sleep!
**[11:22] Yoshiko**
Oh, right! I'm hungry!
**[11:24] Emura**
Don't get so invested in hiding!
You'll kill yourself!
**[11:28] Yoshiko**
That was super fun!
**[11:30] Yoshiko**
Let's play again sometime!
**[11:33] Three**
We're never playing with you again!
**[11:38] Sign**
Part 26
***SIGN*** Ruri-chan Happy 11th Birthday
**[11:39] Everyone**
Happy birthday!
**[11:41] Sayaka**
Ruri-chan, here's a present from me.
**[11:43] Yoshiko**
Gratz!
**[11:44] Ruri**
Th-Thank you.
**[11:45] Akuru**
Happy birthday, Ruri.
**[11:47] Akuru**
Here's something from me.
**[11:49] Ruri**
Is it a textbook that's easy to understand?
***SIGN*** How to Get Through
Life Without a Degree
**[11:51] Akuru**
Your brother's a real-life analytical sample!
**[11:53] Akuru**
*How to Get Through Life Without a Degree.*
**[11:58] Akuru**
It's okay to give up.
**[12:00] Ruri**
Try to help me!
**[12:03] Akuru**
What didn't you like about it?!
**[12:04] Akuru**
You won't need to work so hard with this!
**[12:07] Ruri**
I don't want it!
**[12:08] Akuru**
Then what did you want?
**[12:12] Ruri**
A better brother.
**[12:19] Akuru**
Hey, now...
***SIGN*** Like an Angel! Aho Girl
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: "Like an Angel! Aho Girl!"
# 8 - Like an Angel! Aho Girl!
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***SIGN*** Part 27
***SIGN*** Class 1-2
**[01:01] Yoshiko**
Hey, you gals!
**[01:03] Yoshiko**
Let's play!
**[01:06] Emura**
Stay away, idiot girl.
**[01:08] Yoshiko**
Who're you texting?
**[01:09] Yoshiko**
Don't tell me your boyfriend!
**[01:11] Emura**
N-None of your business.
**[01:14] Yoshiko**
Oh...
**[01:15] Yoshiko**
Smells like you're single.
**[01:17] Emura**
Shut up!
**[01:19] Emura**
What's it matter if I have
a boyfriend or not?!
**[01:21] Yoshiko**
I wanna know what a gal's
relationships are like!
**[01:24] Emura**
Then ask *her*!
**[01:26] Shiina**
Huh?!
**[01:26] Yoshiko**
You've got a boyfriend?!
**[01:28] Yoshiko**
How long have you been dating?!
**[01:31] Shiina**
Th-Three months.
**[01:34] Yoshiko**
Which means you're at peak flirt stage!
**[01:36] Shiina**
Shut up!
**[01:38] Yoshiko**
What do you like about him?
**[01:39] Yoshiko**
How'd you start dating?
**[01:40] Shiina**
Who cares?!
**[01:41] Yoshiko**
We care! Right? Right?
**[01:43] Emura**
Well, she's never told us before.
**[01:45] Shiina**
H-Hey!
**[01:47] Yoshiko**
All right! Let's hear it!
**[01:50] Shiina**
Huh?!
**[01:51] Yoshiko**
Go on! However long it takes!
**[01:56] Shiina**
He's the one who asked me out.
**[01:59] Yoshiko**
How'd he do it?!
**[02:00] Shiina**
H-He said, "I've liked you since we first met.
**[02:05] Shiina**
Would you go out with me?"
**[02:07] Yoshiko**
There it is! Oldest line in the book!
**[02:09] Yoshiko**
The "I've liked you since we first met!"
**[02:12] Shiina**
You're enjoying this way too much.
**[02:13] Yoshiko**
So what'd you say back?!
**[02:15] Shiina**
Well, uh...
**[02:16] Shiina**
"Sure, whatever."
**[02:18] Yoshiko**
All of his courage and valor
for such a weak response?!
**[02:20] Shiina**
W-Well, I'd liked him since forever,
too, so I was surprised...
**[02:24] Yoshiko**
You pure maiden!
**[02:25] Two**
Huh...
**[02:27] Yoshiko**
And a kiss?! Have you kissed yet?!
**[02:30] Shiina**
H-Hell no, you idiot!
**[02:32] Yoshiko**
Have you at least held hands?
**[02:34] Shiina**
N-No way I could do that!
**[02:37] Yoshiko**
Have you even told him
that you like him yet?
**[02:41] Shiina**
Too embarrassing.
**[02:44] Yoshiko**
There's a limit to how pure you can be!
**[02:47] Shiina**
Huh?!
**[02:48] Yoshiko**
You haven't kissed, you haven't held hands,
**[02:49] Yoshiko**
and you haven't even told him how you feel?!
**[02:51] Shiina**
B-But I said I'd go out with him...
**[02:55] Yoshiko**
Boys feel insecure unless
you tell them in words!
**[02:58] Yoshiko**
That relationship's on track
to fall apart on its own!
**[03:01] Shiina**
No way!
**[03:02] Hiiragi**
You know, even I feel bad for your boyfriend.
**[03:05] Emura**
Same here. Really bad.
**[03:07] Emura**
I think.
**[03:08] Yoshiko**
So here.
**[03:09] Yoshiko**
Tell him. Now.
**[03:11] Shiina**
What?!
**[03:11] Yoshiko**
Send your love, post haste!
**[03:14] Shiina**
I-I can't do that.
**[03:17] Yoshiko**
It's for your boyfriend's sake!
**[03:24] Shiina**
Wait, I don't see why I have to do it *here*!
**[03:37] Shiina**
U-Uh... It's me...
**[03:41] Shiina**
Um...
**[03:42] Shiina**
I... I like you, okay?!
**[03:45] Shiina**
I've liked you since forever, too!
**[03:47] Shiina**
So please don't dump me!
**[03:49] [SONG] Sign**
Call Ended
**[03:53] Shiina**
I said it...
**[03:56] Shiina**
Huh?
**[03:56] Shiina**
Huh?!
**[03:57] Three**
Stare...
**[03:59] Yoshiko**
That was so cute!
**[04:01] Yoshiko**
You look like a slut, but you're
just a little girl inside!
**[04:04] Yoshiko**
"I've liked you since forever, too!"
**[04:06] Shiina**
Hey!
**[04:08] Yoshiko**
"So please don't dump me!"
**[04:11] Shiina**
Stop!
***SIGN*** Part 28
***SIGN*** Candy Store
**[04:21] Yoshiko**
All right!
**[04:22] Yoshiko**
Let's buy a ton of snacks for the field trip!
**[04:24] Nozomi**
A ton!
**[04:25] Masaru**
It's *our* school's field trip.
**[04:28] Mamoru**
Well, whatever.
**[04:29] Mamoru**
What are you getting?
**[04:31] Masaru**
I'm thinking chocolate, chips, and—
**[04:33] Yoshiko**
You boys!
**[04:34] Yoshiko**
Don't take field trip snacks lightly!
**[04:36] Boys**
Huh?
**[04:37] Yoshiko**
If you make the wrong choice,
you'll be screwed!
**[04:40] Mamoru**
What?!
**[04:41] Masaru**
What do you mean?
**[04:42] Yoshiko**
You'll feel very sad.
**[04:45] Mamoru**
So what?!
**[04:46] Yoshiko**
Just think! Chocolate can melt, and
chips can get crushed in your bag!
**[04:50] Yoshiko**
And if you don't have enough,
you'll run out in no time!
**[04:54] Boys**
Oh!
**[04:54] Masaru**
I see.
**[04:56] Masaru**
That means we need to balance quality
and quantity under a budget of 300 yen,
**[05:01] Masaru**
while planning for weather
and handling during transport!
**[05:06] Yoshiko**
Could you use smaller words?
**[05:07] Masaru**
Those *were* small words!
**[05:08] Mamoru**
Yoshiko, you're an idiot, but
we get what you're saying.
**[05:11] Masaru**
We have to think before we buy.
**[05:14] Yoshiko**
Careful, now!
**[05:15] Yoshiko**
This store mixes expensive
stuff in with the cheap!
**[05:18] Boys**
Oh my God! Almond Crush
Pochi Deluxe! 300 yen!
**[05:23] Yoshiko**
If you buy that, you
can't buy anything else!
**[05:26] Mamoru**
But when you put it among the cheap
stuff, it looks even more delicious!
**[05:30] Yoshiko**
Don't tell me...
**[05:31] Lady**
Twinkle.
**[05:32] Yoshiko**
She planted this trap to suck
poor kids' wallets dry!
**[05:35] Mamoru**
That's one sly old lady!
**[05:36] Yoshiko**
B-But I...
**[05:38] Yoshiko**
will not fall...
**[05:41] Yoshiko**
for such an obvious trap...
**[05:43] Yoshiko**
Man, this looks delicious.
**[05:45] Mamoru**
Dang, you're weak!
**[05:48] Lady**
You don't have enough.
**[05:50] Masaru**
Are you really in high school?!
**[05:51] Mamoru**
Wait, let Yoshiko do her own thing.
**[05:53] Masaru**
Right!
**[05:54] Masaru**
Let's go!
**[05:55] Masaru**
I'll get gum, for long-lasting enjoyment!
**[05:59] Mamoru**
And I'll get hard candies!
**[06:00] Boys**
You, Nozomi?
**[06:01] Nozomi**
I got this.
**[06:03] Boys**
Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe?!
**[06:06] Yoshiko**
What?! Nozomi-chan, you bought that?!
**[06:08] Nozomi**
It looked really yummy!
**[06:10] Yoshiko**
No...
**[06:11] Yoshiko**
At this rate...
**[06:17] Nozomi**
Not enough snacks...
**[06:20] Yoshiko**
Nozomi-chan's field trip will
be shrouded in sorrow.
**[06:24] GirlA**
Nozomi-chan, those look really yummy!
**[06:27] Nozomi**
Huh?
**[06:27] GirlB**
Trade one of yours for mine?
**[06:30] Yoshiko**
Wait, no way! She's shooting for trades!
**[06:32] Mamoru**
Oh! That's right!
**[06:34] Mamoru**
Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe will stick out like a
sore thumb among other kids' cheap snacks!
**[06:39] Masaru**
If she trades sticks of Almond Crush
Pochi Deluxe for other snacks...
**[06:44] Boys**
She can have anything!
**[06:45] Yoshiko**
A single stick of Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe
can go for five—no, ten Chocoshoots!
***SIGN*** Chocoshoots
**[06:51] Yoshiko**
Ten Chocoshoots!
**[06:53] Yoshiko**
Frightening...
**[06:55] Yoshiko**
She has...
**[06:56] Yoshiko**
the devil's own mind.
**[06:59] Mamoru**
I had no idea choosing
snacks could be so deep.
**[07:02] Masaru**
We underestimated what
Nozomi was capable of.
**[07:05] Nozomi**
Do you want this that badly?
**[07:08] Yoshiko**
You *know* we do! Why play dumb?!
**[07:10] Nozomi**
Then I'll give one to each of you!
**[07:13] Yoshiko**
Woohoo!
**[07:16] Nozomi**
Here, for you!
**[07:17] Boys**
A-Are you sure?
**[07:18] Nozomi**
Yeah!
**[07:20] Mamoru**
She's an angel...
***SIGN*** Part 29
**[07:29] President**
*Ah, Akutsu-kun.*
**[07:30] President**
*My heart feels so calm when you're near.*
**[07:33] President**
*I wish I could stay like this forever.*
**[07:38] President**
*This tea is exquisite, Akuru-san.*
**[07:41] Akuru**
*The tea is exquisite,*
**[07:44] Akuru**
*but nothing is more exquisite than your body.*
**[07:48] President**
Does your libido not age?!
**[07:54] President**
What did you want to talk to me about?
**[07:56] Sayaka**
Um...
**[07:57] Sayaka**
It might be best if you stopped stalking...
**[08:00] President**
What?!
**[08:01] President**
I'm simply watching to ensure that
Akutsu-kun violates no regulations!
**[08:04] President**
In the first place, I have
no reason to stalk him!
**[08:07] Sayaka**
You do like A-kun-san, don't you?
**[08:11] President**
How did you know?
**[08:13] Sayaka**
Well, it's obvious to just about everyone.
**[08:15] President**
Wh-What are you talking about?!
**[08:16] President**
Akutsu-kun's just—
**[08:17] President**
Well, sometimes he can be nice,
**[08:19] President**
but he glares at people and he's
unfriendly and *so* sadistic...
**[08:22] Sayaka**
But that's what you like about him?
**[08:23] President**
I can't get enough of it!
**[08:25] President**
I fell for her trap!
**[08:27] Sayaka**
*She overreacts to everything...*
**[08:28] Sayaka**
It might be best if you acted diligent, calm,
and composed in front of A-kun-san.
**[08:34] President**
Huh?
**[08:34] President**
You mean I'm already perfect for him?
**[08:37] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[08:39] Sayaka**
Don't you always lose your
cool and go haywire?
**[08:42] Sayaka**
You've even snuck into
A-kun-san's bed before.
**[08:45] President**
To defend Akutsu-kun from
Hanabatake-san's machinations.
**[08:48] Sayaka**
You've tried to peep on him in the bath.
**[08:49] President**
I did it for his well-being.
He has to love me more for it.
**[08:53] Sayaka**
*I'm too late.*
**[08:54] President**
What's that look in your eyes?
**[08:56] President**
A-Am I doing something wrong?!
**[08:59] Sayaka**
Th-Then how do you think A-kun-san sees you?
**[09:02] President**
As a beautiful, role-model
upperclassman, right?
**[09:06] Sayaka**
That optimism can keep you
happy the rest of your life.
**[09:09] President**
Really, why are you looking at me that way?
**[09:12] President**
How does he actually see me?
**[09:13] President**
Tell me!
**[09:15] President**
I want the truth! I can handle the truth!
**[09:20] Sayaka**
He sees you as a crazed maniac.
**[09:26] President**
Well, that...
**[09:27] President**
is just silly!
**[09:28] Sayaka**
She can't handle it at all!
**[09:30] Sayaka**
Wait, maybe it's better for her this way?
**[09:33] President**
Huh?
**[09:34] President**
Wh-What? That was a joke... right?
**[09:39] President**
It wasn't?
**[09:42] President**
Then...
**[09:44] President**
When I snuck into his bed...
**[09:46] Sayaka**
Sexually deviant behavior.
**[09:47] President**
And peeped in the bath...
**[09:48] Sayaka**
That was a crime.
**[09:50] President**
Kill me now.
**[09:51] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[09:52] President**
No, wait, I'm already dead as a woman.
**[09:57] Sayaka**
*Wh-What should I do?*
**[09:59] Sayaka**
J-Just kidding!
**[10:01] Sayaka**
It was a joke!
**[10:02] President**
What?
**[10:03] President**
R-Really?
**[10:04] President**
Then what does he think of me?
**[10:06] Sayaka**
H-He's on the verge of falling for you.
**[10:08] President**
I knew it!
**[10:13] Sayaka**
*What to do about this?*
***SIGN*** Part 30
***SIGN*** Hanabatake
**[10:21] Sayaka**
Hello, doggy!
**[10:23] Yoshiko**
Sayaka-chan, do you have a dog?
**[10:25] Sayaka**
I do have one.
**[10:27] Sayaka**
A Pomeranian.
**[10:28] Yoshiko**
Seriously?!
**[10:29] Yoshiko**
Lemme ride him!
**[10:30] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[10:30] Sayaka**
Sh-She isn't big enough...
**[10:32] Yoshiko**
Huh? Then why are you keeping her?
**[10:35] Sayaka**
Because she's cute?!
**[10:38] Sayaka**
I'm home!
**[10:41] Sayaka**
Here, meet Pome-chan.
**[10:44] Yoshiko**
Oh, Pome-chan!
**[10:46] Sayaka**
Isn't she cute?
**[10:48] Yoshiko**
She looks so weak.
**[10:49] Sayaka**
You mean "cute," right?!
**[10:50] Yoshiko**
She totally doesn't know how big
and cruel the world can be.
**[10:53] Sayaka**
Looks who's talking!
**[11:00] Yoshiko**
Oh, Dog's face is suddenly tense!
**[11:02] Yoshiko**
It couldn't be...
**[11:03] Yoshiko**
You wanna fight?!
**[11:04] Sayaka**
Fight who?!
**[11:11] Yoshiko**
Wh-What's wrong?!
**[11:13] Yoshiko**
Why are you so scared?!
**[11:18] Yoshiko**
He's trembling with fear?!
**[11:22] Yoshiko**
A peace offering?!
***SIGN*** A gift for you
***SIGN*** I'm not hungry
**[11:28] Yoshiko**
But she refuses!
**[11:30] Yoshiko**
Oh, God!
**[11:31] Yoshiko**
It's Pome-chan who's spoiling for a fight?!
**[11:34] Sayaka**
Isn't she adorable?
**[11:35] Yoshiko**
C-Could it be...
**[11:37] Yoshiko**
Is she actually super strong?!
**[11:39] Yoshiko**
Sh-She's coming!
**[11:40] Yoshiko**
Watch out, Dog!
**[11:42] Yoshiko**
Get careless, and you're dead!
**[11:51] Yoshiko**
Dog!
**[11:52] Yoshiko**
What did she do to you?!
**[11:55] Yoshiko**
Hang in there!
**[11:57] Yoshiko**
S-Surrender?!
**[12:00] Yoshiko**
I-Impossible.
**[12:02] Yoshiko**
My dear Dog has lost.
**[12:05] Sayaka**
I hope you can play nice with Pome-chan.
**[12:08] Yoshiko**
I'm sorry, Sayaka-chan. I was wrong.
**[12:11] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[12:12] Yoshiko**
Pome-chan is an amazing dog!
**[12:15] Sayaka**
So now you see?
**[12:17] Yoshiko**
Damn you!
***SIGN*** Festival! Aho Girl
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: "Festival! Aho Girl!"
# 9 - Festival! Aho Girl!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRMGZG27R/aho-girl)
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***SIGN*** Part 31
***SIGN*** Cultural Festival
**[01:02] Teacher**
Now then, the cultural
festival is approaching,
***SIGN*** Cultural Festival
**[01:04] Teacher**
so we need to select a committee member.
**[01:06] Teacher**
Would anyone like to—
**[01:07] Yoshiko**
Me!
**[01:08] Akuru**
Idiot. Do you even know what
a committee member does?
**[01:12] Yoshiko**
Nope! Not a clue!
**[01:13] Akuru**
Then why did you volunteer?
**[01:15] Yoshiko**
It was an impulse!
**[01:16] Yoshiko**
Also, what's a cultural festival again?
**[01:19] Akuru**
Cut it out.
**[01:20] Sayaka**
Remember when we run cafés and
haunted houses out of our classrooms?
**[01:24] Yoshiko**
Oh! I wanna do that!
**[01:26] Akuru**
Then do it.
**[01:27] Akuru**
If you can.
**[01:28] Yoshiko**
Doing it!
**[01:30] Emura**
Hey.
**[01:31] Emura**
You know our class's thing is going
to tank if this idiot girl's in charge.
**[01:36] Akuru**
Cultural festivals are mere entertainment.
**[01:38] Emura**
What?!
**[01:39] Akuru**
It's a good opportunity to let Yoshiko
fail and get a sense for her own idiocy.
**[01:43] Akuru**
Is there a problem with that?
**[01:45] Emura**
It's the cultural festival!
**[01:46] Emura**
Where we come together as one, do all
sorts of stuff, make it all awesome,
**[01:49] Emura**
and have a party after!
**[01:51] Emura**
I've been looking forward to this all year!
**[01:54] Akuru**
Such a pure heart...
***SIGN*** Cultural Festival
**[01:55] Teacher**
Um, we're in the middle of homeroom...
**[01:57] Akuru**
In the first place, you talk all
through class, you never study,
**[02:02] Akuru**
and you don't do anything
students are supposed to do.
**[02:04] Akuru**
What gives you the right to
enjoy the cultural festival?
**[02:08] Emura**
I-I have every right!
**[02:09] Emura**
B-Because... you know... like...
**[02:12] Akuru**
Your thinking speed shows how
little you actually study.
**[02:17] Emura**
O-Oh, and I suppose you think you're smart?!
**[02:21] Akuru**
I am.
**[02:22] Akuru**
Smarter than you, at least.
**[02:23] Emura**
Ew, hear that? He totally
doesn't have any friends.
**[02:27] Shiina**
Oh, and that's why he
hates cultural festivals?
**[02:30] Emura**
You poor kid! God, that's hilarious!
**[02:32] Yoshiko**
A-kun's got me!
**[02:34] Emura**
*God*, that's hilarious!
**[02:38] Emura**
They're a perfect couple!
**[02:40] Shiina**
A loner and an idiot!
**[02:42] Hiiragi**
Have fun looking after her forever.
**[02:44] Akuru**
Shut your freaking traps,
**[02:46] Akuru**
you three uglies.
**[02:47] Emura**
Huh? What'd you call us, loner?!
**[02:49] Akuru**
I called you ugly, you ugly bitch!
**[02:51] Emura**
H-Huh? Wh-Who're you calling ugly?!
**[02:54] Akuru**
What, did you think you
were even remotely pretty?
**[02:58] Emura**
I-I didn't say that...
**[03:01] Akuru**
Then you're ugly, all right!
**[03:03] Emura**
B-But... I thought...
**[03:07] Emura**
Jeez, come on...
**[03:09] Emura**
Why do you have to be so mean?
**[03:13] Shiina**
Why'd you make her cry, asshole?!
**[03:15] Hiiragi**
I can't believe you.
**[03:16] Akuru**
N-No, I— Wait—
**[03:18] Emura**
I hate this!
**[03:19] Emura**
I don't want to let things go his way!
**[03:22] Girls**
Uh-huh.
***SIGN*** Cultural Festival
**[03:27] Teacher**
So who's going to be on the committee—
**[03:30] Both**
I wanna do it!
**[03:33] Yoshiko**
Let's work together.
**[03:35] Girls**
Hell no, damn you!
***SIGN*** Committee Member Election
***SIGN*** Hanabatake
***SIGN*** Emura
***SIGN*** Part 32
**[03:44] Shiina**
Aren't we kinda behind schedule?
**[03:47] Emura**
Yeah, we might be.
**[03:48] Yoshiko**
Ha, ha, ha.
**[03:49] Yoshiko**
Then why not stay overnight to work?
**[03:52] Emura**
Huh? How do we do that?
**[03:54] Yoshiko**
In secret!
**[03:55] Girls**
Then keep it down!
**[04:02] Shiina**
All right. Everyone's gone home.
**[04:04] Yoshiko**
I brought a ton of stuff!
**[04:06] Yoshiko**
Like a flashlight for exploring
the school at night!
**[04:10] Yoshiko**
And cards we can play with!
**[04:11] Emura**
What the hell'd you come here to do?!
**[04:13] Yoshiko**
And...
**[04:14] Yoshiko**
a TV and a VS4!
**[04:17] Emura**
*She seriously just came to play!*
**[04:19] Emura**
* W-Well, exploring the school at*
* night sounds kinda exciting.*
**[04:23] Emura**
* If we manage to get caught up,*
* we could play a little...*
**[04:26] Shiina**
We're working all night
until morning, damn it!
**[04:29] Emura**
Huh?
**[04:31] Emura**
R-Right. We don't have time for fun.
**[04:36] Shiina**
Uh... Huh?
**[04:37] Yoshiko**
Let's explore the school!
**[04:39] Yoshiko**
Holy crap, there's no one here!
**[04:41] Yoshiko**
I feel like I've got the
whole world in my hands!
**[04:42] Emura**
H-Hey, wait!
**[04:44] Emura**
I'm gonna go catch her!
**[04:46] Shiina**
O-Okay.
**[04:47] Emura**
I'm not doing it because I want to go, too!
**[04:49] Shiina**
Right. We know.
**[04:52] Emura**
G-Get back here!
**[04:54] Yoshiko**
I'm gonna go in here!
**[04:58] Emura**
Wait, that's the boys' bathroom!
**[04:59] Yoshiko**
Oh, so this is a urinal?!
**[05:02] Emura**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[05:03] Yoshiko**
It's crazy! Come in and see!
**[05:05] Emura**
What?!
**[05:06] Yoshiko**
You might never get another
chance to see these!
**[05:08] Emura**
W-Well, I guess not...
**[05:13] Emura**
You'd have a full view of the guy beside you!
**[05:15] Yoshiko**
They wanna show each other! Boys are crazy!
**[05:17] Emura**
I-Is that how it works?
**[05:19] Yoshiko**
Hey, hey! Let's pretend to pee standing up!
**[05:19] Shiina**
Hey...
**[05:21] Shiina**
Let's get back to work.
**[05:21] Emura**
What?!
**[05:21] Yoshiko**
I'll be "it"!
**[05:22] Emura**
What?! Wait—
**[05:23] Emura**
Oh.
**[05:23] Emura**
R-Right!
**[05:24] Yoshiko**
All right! Let's bust out the VS4!
**[05:26] Emura**
You mean work on cultural festival stuff!
**[05:28] Yoshiko**
You don't wanna play?!
**[05:30] Emura**
I-I never said that...
**[05:32] Yoshiko**
Make up your mind!
**[05:33] Emura**
I wanna play!
**[05:36] Hiiragi**
W-Well, the night is young...
**[05:39] Shiina**
We could play a little.
**[05:42] Emura**
Really?!
**[05:46] Both**
*Grinning from ear to ear.*
***SIGN*** ~ 1 Hour Later ~
**[05:53] Emura**
This is pretty fun.
***SIGN*** ~ 3 Hours Later ~
**[05:57] Shiina**
W-Well, should we get to work now?
**[06:01] Emura**
R-Right.
**[06:03] Yoshiko**
Seriously?! But we're right at the best part!
**[06:08] Emura**
W-We'll get to it in a minute.
**[06:11] Shiina**
O-Okay...
***SIGN*** ~ 7 Hours Later ~
**[06:15] Shiina**
It's dawn, you know.
**[06:17] Shiina**
We should really...
**[06:19] Yoshiko**
We're almost at the final boss.
**[06:23] Emura**
But, uh...
**[06:26] Emura**
We can't, right?
**[06:29] Shiina**
We can just stay overnight again tomorrow.
**[06:32] Emura**
I didn't think about that!
**[06:38] Emura**
W-We beat it.
**[06:40] Yoshiko**
Staying overnight at school
with friends is super fun!
**[06:44] Emura**
Yeah!
**[06:44] Emura**
Wait, who said I was friends with you?!
***SIGN*** No work was done the following night, either.
***SIGN*** Maid Café
***SIGN*** Part 33
**[06:57] Yoshiko**
Cultural festival time!
**[06:58] Sayaka**
Let's do our best!
***SIGN*** 1-2 Maid Café
**[07:00] Yoshiko**
Café time!
**[07:01] Yoshiko**
Maid time!
**[07:03] Yoshiko**
Maid A-kun time!
**[07:07] Emura**
Get up, idiot. Quit fooling around.
**[07:10] Emura**
It's about to start.
**[07:11] Yoshiko**
Woohoo! Finally!
**[07:12] PA**
*The cultural festival is officially open.*
**[07:15] Sayaka**
Welcome, master!
**[07:18] Yoshiko**
We've got banana crêpes!
**[07:20] Ryuuichi**
Sis!
**[07:21] Ryuuichi**
Allow me to contribute to your profits!
**[07:24] Yoshiko**
Ooh! Thanks!
**[07:27] Yoshiko**
Tarou-kun!
**[07:28] Ryuuichi**
It's Ryuuichi!
**[07:30] Yoshiko**
Tarou-kun!
**[07:31] Ryuuichi**
Thank you! It's Ryuuichi!
***SIGN*** Part 34
**[07:39] Yoshiko**
The cultural festival is fun!
**[07:43] Yoshiko**
W-Wait, that's...
**[07:44] Boy**
I like you!
**[07:46] President**
I'm sorry.
**[07:47] Yoshiko**
You're breaking my heart!
**[07:49] President**
Hanabatake-san? What are you doing here?
**[07:52] Yoshiko**
You worked up every fiber of
courage you could, didn't you?
**[07:55] Boy**
Y-Yes...
**[07:56] Yoshiko**
Since when have you liked her?
**[07:58] Boy**
For the last three years.
**[07:59] Yoshiko**
Did you want to fondle those boobs?
**[08:01] Boy**
Yes, I did!
**[08:03] Yoshiko**
Let him fondle them!
**[08:05] President**
Why should I?!
**[08:06] Yoshiko**
What would you do if the person
you liked rejected you?
**[08:11] President**
*I-If Akutsu-kun rejected me?!*
**[08:16] Akuru**
*I don't give a damn about you.*
**[08:18] President**
*Say it isn't so!*
**[08:19] Yoshiko**
And if that person liked me instead?
**[08:23] President**
No!
**[08:26] President**
Th-That would be... too hard.
**[08:29] Yoshiko**
What would you wish for then?
**[08:32] President**
At least... At the very least, a memory...
**[08:36] President**
A kiss to remember him by.
**[08:40] Yoshiko**
Now you understand.
**[08:42] Yoshiko**
So please...
**[08:43] Yoshiko**
Let him fondle your boobs.
**[08:46] President**
*That's* his memory?
**[08:47] President**
B-But a kiss and a fondle
are far too different.
**[08:50] Yoshiko**
You fool!
**[08:51] Yoshiko**
Women seek kisses as memories,
and men seek boobs!
**[08:56] Yoshiko**
If you truly understand the pain of
heartbreak without even a memory,
**[09:01] Yoshiko**
then break the chain of sorrow
with your massive rack!
**[09:05] Yoshiko**
Just one feel! Just one feel is enough!
**[09:08] President**
Oh, fine!
**[09:10] President**
Bring it on!
**[09:12] Yoshiko**
That's a good girl!
**[09:13] Yoshiko**
Now come, boy!
**[09:15] Boy**
Yes! Thank you very much!
**[09:23] Akuru**
What are you people doing?
**[09:36] President**
Hi-yah!
**[09:39] President**
N-N-Nothing!
**[09:42] Yoshiko**
Are you okay? Hang in there!
**[09:44] Boy**
Th-That was fine, too.
**[09:47] Akuru**
*What the hell?*
***SIGN*** Part 35
**[09:55] Sayaka**
The cultural festival was
a success! Way to go, us!
**[09:57] Yoshiko**
Yay!
**[09:59] Emura**
What's this jerk doing here?
**[10:01] Akuru**
I could say the same to you.
**[10:03] Sayaka**
A-All right! Let's have some fun!
**[10:06] Yoshiko**
Yay!
**[10:07] Emura**
Moron.
**[10:08] Akuru**
Get lost, idiot.
**[10:10] Sayaka**
Can't you guys try to get along?
**[10:12] Yoshiko**
Yay!
**[10:15] Hiiragi**
Wow, he started studying.
**[10:17] Shiina**
Loners have *no* idea how to socialize.
**[10:19] Akuru**
Shut up, uglies.
**[10:20] Emura**
Why don't you try and say that again?!
**[10:23] Emura**
Who the hell do you think you are?!
**[10:23] Akuru**
What, you're deaf, too?
I called you ugly, ugly!
**[10:25] Sayaka**
*I just wanted everyone to get along.*
**[10:29] Sayaka**
*But this...*
**[10:30] Sayaka**
*But this...*
**[10:32] Sayaka**
Damn it!
**[10:39] Emura**
This one's a beer!
**[10:41] Hiiragi**
They brought us the wrong order.
**[10:42] Shiina**
But she hasn't drunk any.
**[10:44] Emura**
She couldn't have...
**[10:46] Akuru**
...gotten drunk off fumes?
**[10:47] Sayaka**
You just keep fighting!
You make me want to cry!
**[10:51] Sayaka**
Wait, I'm already crying!
Point it out, damn you!
**[10:54] Akuru**
*She's* that *kind of drunk...*
**[10:55] Sayaka**
I try to break up your fighting,
but all you do is ignore me.
**[10:58] Sayaka**
None of you have any respect for me!
**[11:01] Yoshiko**
That's not true!
**[11:04] Sayaka**
Yoshiko-chan...
**[11:06] Yoshiko**
You're cute, and you're nice,
**[11:08] Yoshiko**
and you're flatter than a board!
**[11:14] Sayaka**
It's always my boobs!
**[11:16] Sayaka**
No one respects me because
I don't have boobs?
**[11:19] Sayaka**
You make me want to cry!
**[11:23] Akuru**
Y-You're already crying.
**[11:25] Sayaka**
Way to point out the obvious!
**[11:27] Akuru**
*What was I supposed to do?!*
**[11:29] Emura**
H-Hey, don't take it so hard.
**[11:31] Sayaka**
They're so small, it's funny!
**[11:33] Sayaka**
Yes, that's right...
**[11:34] Sayaka**
Just look at my boobs and laugh!
**[11:36] Two**
This isn't funny!
**[11:38] Sayaka**
Come on, everybody laugh!
**[11:40] Sayaka**
There'll finally be peace in here,
and we can all get along!
**[11:45] Emura**
Hey, you've actually got nice volume.
**[11:49] Sayaka**
I padded the hell out of them!
**[11:53] Girls**
*This isn't funny...*
**[11:55] Sayaka**
Just look! Amazingly flat, right?
**[11:57] Yoshiko**
I understand! I understand the amazingness!
**[12:00] Yoshiko**
They're truly a wonder!
**[12:02] Yoshiko**
I christen them the Sayakan Plain!
**[12:04] Yoshiko**
Flat as far as the eye can see!
**[12:06] Sayaka**
Right?! Right?!
**[12:14] Sayaka**
I want to cry.
***SIGN*** Karaoke
**[12:17] Sayaka**
I'm already crying!
**[12:20] Girls**
We're sorry.
***SIGN*** Middle School Year 2
***SIGN*** Middle School Year 3
***SIGN*** High School Year 1
***SIGN*** Drive! Aho Girl
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: "Drive! Aho Girl!"
# 10 - Drive! Aho Girl!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRMGZG27R/aho-girl)
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***SIGN*** Part 36
**[01:03] Emura**
Okay.
**[01:04] Emura**
I'm doing it.
**[01:05] Emura**
I'm piercing my ears.
**[01:08] Emura**
Today's the day I actually do it.
**[01:10] Emura**
I'm doing it right now!
**[01:13] Girls**
*So do it.*
**[01:15] Yoshiko**
What'cha doing?
**[01:16] Yoshiko**
Do I squeeze this?
**[01:17] Emura**
I'll kill you!
**[01:18] Emura**
You nearly put a hole in my ear!
**[01:20] Yoshiko**
Whoa, a needle!
**[01:22] Yoshiko**
What were you going to do
to your ear with that?
**[01:24] Emura**
Huh?
**[01:25] Emura**
Well, uh...
**[01:27] Emura**
I was going to... put a hole in it.
**[01:29] Yoshiko**
Now you've lost me!
**[01:31] Yoshiko**
If you pierce your ear with a needle,
blood will fly everywhere.
**[01:36] Yoshiko**
Then bacteria will enter
the wound and infect it...
**[01:41] Yoshiko**
Then you suffer...
**[01:43] Yoshiko**
and die.
**[01:44] Emura**
Stop!
**[01:45] Emura**
I-I won't die...
**[01:47] Emura**
I won't...
**[01:50] Emura**
I won't die, right?
**[01:51] Shiina**
You'll be fine.
**[01:53] Emura**
I won't bleed, right?
**[01:54] Shiina**
Well, yes, you'll bleed.
**[01:56] Emura**
Damn it!
**[01:58] Emura**
All I wanted was to wear cute earrings...
**[02:01] Yoshiko**
Don't be crazy!
**[02:03] Yoshiko**
Why would you go so far?!
**[02:05] Yoshiko**
You want a man?!
**[02:07] Emura**
So what if I do?!
**[02:09] Emura**
I wanted to dress nicer,
**[02:10] Emura**
look prettier...
**[02:12] Emura**
I want a boyfriend, damn it.
**[02:14] Yoshiko**
So that's why?
**[02:17] Emura**
I mean, guys ask Hiiragi out sometimes,
**[02:20] Emura**
and Shiina can't stop flirting
with her boyfriend.
**[02:23] Emura**
But I've got nothing!
**[02:25] Emura**
If I can't pierce my ears,
**[02:27] Emura**
there's no hope for me!
**[02:29] Emura**
So don't stop me.
**[02:33] Yoshiko**
I understand completely.
**[02:34] Yoshiko**
But if you do it with such unsteady
hands, you'll mess up for sure.
**[02:38] Emura**
Just shut up!
**[02:40] Yoshiko**
So...
**[02:41] Yoshiko**
I'll hold your hand for you.
**[02:46] Emura**
You...
**[02:47] Yoshiko**
Now do it!
**[02:49] Yoshiko**
I'll hold your hand with all my might!
**[02:51] Emura**
Yeah! I'm doing it!
**[02:52] Yoshiko**
Do it! Ram a hole through that ear!
**[02:55] Emura**
First, I have to calm my mind...
**[02:57] Yoshiko**
Ram a hole through the
door to your new future!
**[03:00] Emura**
Wait, stop!
**[03:01] Emura**
Don't push!
**[03:02] Yoshiko**
Go!
**[03:04] Emura**
Let go! I'm not ready for this!
**[03:10] Yoshiko**
There, there.
**[03:13] Yoshiko**
You did it.
**[03:19] Shiina**
B-But it didn't hurt that much, right?
**[03:23] Emura**
Well, no...
**[03:24] Emura**
It didn't really.
**[03:26] Hiiragi**
So just do the other ear.
**[03:28] Emura**
Huh?!
**[03:29] Emura**
Um...
**[03:32] Emura**
Maybe some other time.
**[03:34] Shiina**
O-Okay.
***SIGN*** Seeking Boyfriend
***SIGN*** Part 37
**[03:42] Yoshiko**
All right!
***SIGN*** Hanabatake
**[03:42] Yoshiko**
Let's go for a walk!
**[03:49] Yoshiko**
You're full of energy today!
**[03:51] Yoshiko**
Wanna go for a longer walk?
***SIGN*** Brooooom
***SIGN*** Vrooooom
***SIGN*** Dadadadooooom
***SIGN*** Vrooooom
**[04:04] Motorist**
Hah!
**[04:05] Motorist**
Is there no one left who can light a fire
in the heart of the Hawk of Koudan Pass?
***SIGN*** Woof
**[04:10] Yoshiko**
Woohoo!
***SIGN*** Thump
**[04:11] Motorist**
What?!
**[04:12] Motorist**
What's that?!
***SIGN*** Vroooooom
***SIGN*** Vroom
**[04:14] Yoshiko**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Swish
***SIGN*** Swish
***SIGN*** Dadadadoom
**[04:18] Motorist**
A-A dog and some kid challenging
me to a race on the highway?
***SIGN*** Grip
***SIGN*** Vroom
**[04:23] Motorist**
You're going down!
**[04:23] Yoshiko**
Whee! Yay!
***SIGN*** Screeeeech
**[04:26] Sign**
Wha—
***SIGN*** Brooom
***SIGN*** Vrooooooooom
**[04:27] Yoshiko**
Easy!
**[04:27] Motorist**
What?!
**[04:29] Motorist**
That cornering is crazy!
**[04:31] Motorist**
Is she some idiot with a death wish?!
***SIGN*** Vroooooooooom
**[04:33] Motorist**
Or does she trust her machine that much?!
**[04:36] Yoshiko**
Woohoo!
**[04:38] Motorist**
But...
**[04:39] Motorist**
This straight will show
whose machine is superior!
***SIGN*** Vrooooom
**[04:43] Motorist**
Here it comes!
***SIGN*** Brooooom
**[04:45] Motorist**
Wha—
**[04:46] Motorist**
What?!
***SIGN*** Fwooooosh
**[04:48] Motorist**
She's minimizing drag by
leaning all the way back?!
***SIGN*** Vroooooooooom
**[04:53] Motorist**
It's a dog! A dog!
**[04:54] Motorist**
How could I lose to an animal?!
***SIGN*** Vrooom
**[04:56] Motorist**
How could I lose?!
***SIGN*** See ya
***SIGN*** Bastards!
**[05:00] Motorist**
Bastards!
***SIGN*** Vroom
**[05:08] Yoshiko**
Nothing beats a post-exercise banana!
**[05:14] SexyVoice**
Aho Girl.
***SIGN*** Part 38
**[05:16] Mamoru**
All right! I'm coming to save you now!
**[05:19] Yoshiko**
Hey, guys! Let's play!
**[05:22] Boys**
Oh.
**[05:22] Mamoru**
It's Yoshiko.
**[05:23] Yoshiko**
Hey, is that a Micca-chan?!
I haven't seen one in forever!
**[05:27] Nozomi**
Yoshiko-oneechan, can you be Michael?
**[05:29] Yoshiko**
Huh?
**[05:30] Yoshiko**
I wanna be Micca-chan!
**[05:32] Masaru**
Are you a kid?!
**[05:33] Nozomi**
Okay.
**[05:33] Mamoru**
She's the grown-up!
**[05:36] Yoshiko**
Hi, Michael.
**[05:37] Nozomi**
Micca-chan, you sure look cute today.
**[05:40] Yoshiko**
What? Why are you trying to
seduce me? What do you want?
**[05:45] Yoshiko**
Money?
**[05:46] Yoshiko**
My body?!
**[05:48] Yoshiko**
Whatever. I don't care what you want.
**[05:51] Yoshiko**
All I really want right now is to be loved.
**[05:55] Masaru**
*What the heck happened to her?*
**[05:57] Nozomi**
I really do love you.
**[05:59] Yoshiko**
Liar!
**[06:00] Yoshiko**
You know what kind of woman I am, don't you?
**[06:03] Masaru**
No one does!
**[06:04] Nozomi**
I don't know what you mean, but that's okay!
**[06:07] Mamoru**
Man, Michael, do you even care?!
**[06:09] Yoshiko**
Michael...
**[06:10] Boys**
You're way too easy, Micca-chan!
**[06:12] Yoshiko**
I can finally be happy...
**[06:14] Nozomi**
Micca-chan!
**[06:17] Mamoru**
Let's play over there.
**[06:18] Masaru**
Yeah.
**[06:23] Yoshiko**
Michael!
**[06:25] Masaru**
Sorry!
**[06:26] Yoshiko**
Michael! Speak to me!
**[06:29] Yoshiko**
His pulse... has stopped...
**[06:33] Yoshiko**
I will... have...
**[06:36] Yoshiko**
revenge!
**[06:39] Yoshiko**
I will personally draw and quarter
every single one of you!
**[06:44] Masaru**
Micca-chan, you're scaring me!
**[06:45] Yoshiko**
Go to Hell!
**[06:48] Yoshiko**
Killer move: Micca-chan Murdering Kick!
**[06:51] Masaru**
T-Time out!
**[06:57] Yoshiko**
No!
**[06:58] Masaru**
Don't strip her!
**[06:59] Yoshiko**
You bad man!
**[07:00] Yoshiko**
Why would you beat me until
my clothes fell off?!
**[07:04] Masaru**
No, you took her clothes off!
**[07:06] Yoshiko**
Fine! You can have your way with me!
**[07:08] Masaru**
What does that mean?!
**[07:09] Yoshiko**
You can have your way with my body,
**[07:13] Yoshiko**
but my heart...
**[07:15] Yoshiko**
will always belong to Michael!
**[07:16] Masaru**
What the heck are you talking about?!
**[07:18] Yoshiko**
I'm sorry, Michael...
**[07:21] Masaru**
Let's just leave.
**[07:23] Mamoru**
Yeah.
**[07:23] Yoshiko**
What?! You're not even interested in my body?!
**[07:27] Masaru**
You're way too needy, Micca-chan!
**[07:29] Yoshiko**
It's all over!
**[07:31] Yoshiko**
My life is over!
**[07:33] Yoshiko**
I'm worthless as a woman!
**[07:35] Nozomi**
That's not true.
**[07:37] Yoshiko**
That voice...
**[07:40] Yoshiko**
M-Michael!
**[07:43] Nozomi**
Let's live together.
**[07:45] Yoshiko**
N-No... But how?
**[07:47] Yoshiko**
I thought you were dead!
**[07:49] Nozomi**
Um...
**[07:51] Nozomi**
I came back to life!
**[07:53] Yoshiko**
Michael!
**[07:56] Boys**
No thought at all.
***SIGN*** Aho Girl
***SIGN*** Micca-chan
***SIGN*** Test
***SIGN*** Part 39
***SIGN*** Beware of Perverts
**[08:12] President**
If I want to get closer to Akutsu-kun,
I need to get closer to his family.
**[08:18] Ruri**
I love you, Onee-chan!
**[08:20] Ruri**
Marry my brother so you
can be my real sister!
**[08:23] President**
What? Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
**[08:27] President**
Right?
**[08:27] Akuru**
When should we hold the ceremony?
**[08:31] President**
*Right now!*
**[08:33] President**
O-Okay! She's sad about getting a
zero on her test. Cheer her up!
**[08:37] Yoshie**
Don't move.
**[08:38] President**
Huh?!
**[08:39] Yoshie**
What do you think you're doing?
**[08:41] President**
Aren't you Hanabatake-san's mother?!
**[08:44] President**
* Wait, she somehow unhooked*
* my bra with that one touch!*
**[08:47] President**
*Just what is this old hag?!*
**[08:49] Yoshie**
Hah.
**[08:50] Yoshie**
If you're trying to get in with the girl,
I'll have you know it's futile.
**[08:55] President**
Wh-What do you mean?
**[08:58] Ruri**
Oh, Auntie.
**[09:00] Yoshie**
My, Ruri-chan.
**[09:01] Yoshie**
You look a little down.
**[09:02] Ruri**
I got another zero.
**[09:04] Yoshie**
Like I always say, you'll get it eventually.
**[09:09] Ruri**
Thanks, Auntie. You're always so nice.
**[09:13] Yoshie**
Aww!
**[09:13] President**
*This lady...*
**[09:14] President**
*She's been in with the girl for ages!*
**[09:17] President**
No! This lady is a bad lady!
**[09:20] Ruri**
Huh? Who are you?
**[09:23] Yoshie**
This is A-kun's stalker!
**[09:25] President**
Wha— N-No!
**[09:27] Ruri**
Onii-chan's too weird to have a stalker...
**[09:30] President**
Akutsu-kun, weird?!
**[09:32] President**
But he's so cold-hearted and sadistic!
**[09:34] Ruri**
This lady is a crazy lady!
**[09:35] President**
No, I'm not! She's the real crazy lady!
**[09:42] Yoshie**
Do you think Ruri-chan would believe the
words of a panty-less exhibitionist?
**[09:47] President**
My panties?!
**[09:49] President**
*I see... Unhooking my bra was just a diversion.*
**[09:53] President**
* She wanted me focused on my upper body*
* so my lower body would be defenseless,*
**[09:58] President**
*then she took my panties!*
**[10:01] Yoshie**
This girl is a stalker and an exhibitionist
and isn't wearing panties.
**[10:06] President**
What? You just ripped my
panties off in an instant!
**[10:09] Yoshie**
How on earth would I do that?
**[10:11] President**
You freaking hag!
**[10:13] Yoshie**
Stay away from her, you pervert!
**[10:15] President**
Give me back my panties,
you damn old hag!
**[10:19] Yoshie**
You pervert!
**[10:32] Ruri**
*What are these two?*
**[10:34] President**
My panties!
**[10:36] Yoshie**
Useless! Useless!
**[10:38] President**
Or so it seemed!
**[10:39] President**
I'm taking yours instead!
**[10:44] Yoshie**
Too obvious, little girl!
**[10:48] Yoshie**
Now look closely, Ruri-chan!
**[10:50] Yoshie**
I'll prove that she's an exhibitionist
who doesn't wear panties!
**[10:53] President**
No!
**[10:55] President**
S-Stop!
**[10:56] Yoshie**
You're finished now!
**[10:58] President**
No! Please, stop!
**[11:14] Ruri**
She's wearing panties.
**[11:17] Yoshie**
What?! Impossible!
**[11:22] Yoshie**
She's wearing them...
**[11:24] Yoshie**
Why?! How?!
**[11:25] Ruri**
Huh? I can feel the wind under my skirt.
**[11:29] Yoshie**
What? You didn't...
**[11:31] Yoshie**
You couldn't have! You bitch!
**[11:35] Yoshie**
You took off Ruri's panties with your
feet and slipped them on yourself?!
**[11:43] Yoshie**
Without my noticing, in an instant.
**[11:51] Yoshie**
I'd best start training again.
**[11:56] President**
We'll settle this another day.
**[12:01] Ruri**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Beware of Perverts
**[12:14] Ruri**
What was that about?
**[12:17] Ruri**
Huh?
**[12:18] Ruri**
What?
**[12:19] Ruri**
*My panties disappeared?!*
***SIGN*** Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: "Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl!"
# 11 - Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl
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***SIGN*** Part 40
***SIGN*** Let's try a little harder!
**[01:11] Yoshiko**
Cheer up, Ruri-chan!
**[01:12] Ruri**
Yoshiko?!
**[01:13] Yoshiko**
You might be bad at school, but there
are plenty of other things you can do!
**[01:17] Ruri**
R-Really? Like what?
**[01:21] Yoshiko**
Dunno.
**[01:22] Ruri**
Think of something first!
**[01:24] Yoshiko**
Then what can you do?
**[01:25] Ruri**
Huh?
**[01:26] Ruri**
Wh-What can I do?
**[01:28] Ruri**
I haven't tried to do anything but study...
**[01:31] Yoshiko**
But you're bad at studying, right?
**[01:34] Ruri**
Wait...
**[01:36] Ruri**
Am I screwed?
**[01:37] Yoshiko**
Let's try doing some different stuff!
**[01:39] Yoshiko**
Cooking!
***SIGN*** Slice
**[01:40] Ruri**
Gah!
**[01:41] Yoshiko**
Sewing!
***SIGN*** Stab
**[01:42] Ruri**
Gah!
**[01:43] Yoshiko**
Drawing!
**[01:44] Yoshiko**
Horizontal bar!
**[01:45] Yoshiko**
Jump rope!
**[01:46] Yoshiko**
Bicycle!
**[01:50] Ruri**
Don't look at me like that!
**[01:52] Ruri**
Have I always been this useless?
**[01:56] Ruri**
I've lived eleven years,
and I have nothing to show!
**[02:01] Yoshiko**
Tricycle!
**[02:04] Ruri**
*I can ride this!*
**[02:05] Ruri**
Anyone can ride that!
**[02:09] Ruri**
I'll master one thing, whatever it takes!
**[02:11] Ruri**
Don't let go until I say to, Yoshiko.
**[02:13] Yoshiko**
You got it!
**[02:15] Ruri**
Here I go!
**[02:17] Yoshiko**
Oh, a dragonfly.
**[02:21] Yoshiko**
Wait for me!
**[02:23] Ruri**
Now you can't let go!
**[02:29] Ruri**
A-All right! This is going great!
**[02:38] Ruri**
Cut that out!
**[02:40] Yoshiko**
Ruri-chan, you're all beat up!
**[02:41] Ruri**
Because of you!
**[02:43] Ruri**
Whatever! I'll do this by myself!
**[02:45] Yoshiko**
No! Don't be reckless!
**[02:46] Ruri**
Move!
**[02:47] Ruri**
Don't blame me if I hit you!
**[02:50] Yoshiko**
Ruri-chan!
**[02:52] Yoshiko**
A-Are you okay?
**[02:55] Ruri**
It's only natural to fail the first time.
**[03:02] Ruri**
But if I keep picking myself up
**[03:04] Ruri**
and trying again,
**[03:06] Ruri**
one day...
**[03:07] Ruri**
I'll succeed!
**[03:08] Yoshiko**
You mean studying, too?
**[03:10] Ruri**
One day, I'll be good at that, too!
**[03:17] Yoshiko**
She's fallen down hundreds of times.
**[03:20] Yoshiko**
She's got guts!
**[03:22] Ruri**
I won't let this be over until
I've achieved something!
**[03:26] Ruri**
I'll show you what I can do!
**[03:33] Yoshiko**
Ruri-chan!
**[03:37] Ruri**
I can't even ride a bike.
**[03:40] Ruri**
What else can you do but laugh?
**[03:43] Ruri**
Quit laughing!
**[03:44] Yoshiko**
Seriously?!
**[03:46] Ruri**
I'm not...
**[03:47] Ruri**
I'm not going home until I can ride this!
**[03:50] Yoshiko**
Wow, that's intense!
**[03:53] Yoshiko**
You must be...
**[03:54] Yoshiko**
the hardest worker in
the world, Ruri-chan!
**[04:00] Ruri**
Yoshiko...
**[04:02] Yoshiko**
Too bad you can't show anything for it!
**[04:03] Ruri**
Shut up!
**[04:05] Ruri**
I'm not losing to you, Yoshiko!
**[04:05] Yoshiko**
Hey, hey, hey, Ruri-chan!
Let's see who can shout louder!
**[04:09] Dog**
One day, you'll be able to do it.
***SIGN*** Part 41
**[04:21] Yoshiko**
How could this happen?
**[04:24] Ryuuichi**
What's the matter, Sis?
**[04:25] Yoshiko**
The new Banana Froppeccino Deluxe,
made with three whole bananas,
**[04:25] [SONG] Sign**
Limited Time Only
***SIGN*** Banana Froppeccino
***SIGN*** Sold out due to unexpected demand
**[04:32] Yoshiko**
is sold out everywhere I look.
**[04:35] Ryuuichi**
I'll help you search for a shop!
**[04:37] Yoshiko**
Seriously?!
**[04:38] Yoshiko**
Thank you,
**[04:39] Yoshiko**
guy I don't know!
**[04:41] Ryuuichi**
I'm your soldier, Ryuuichi!
**[04:48] Yoshiko**
None here either, huh?
**[04:50] Ryuuichi**
S-Sis...
**[04:51] Yoshiko**
R-Ryuuichi-kun?
**[04:55] Yoshiko**
What happened to you?
**[04:57] Ryuuichi**
I'm sorry.
**[04:58] Ryuuichi**
I found a shop in the next town with
one Banana Froppeccino Deluxe left.
**[05:03] Yoshiko**
What?!
**[05:04] Ryuuichi**
But it looks like some guys from
Dick High were looking for one, too.
**[05:08] Ryuuichi**
I tried my best to stop them,
**[05:11] Ryuuichi**
but there were just too many.
**[05:14] Yoshiko**
What did you say?
**[05:16] Ryuuichi**
I wanted to make you happy...
**[05:19] Ryuuichi**
I hate this!
**[05:21] Ryuuichi**
What's more, they took one sip and said,
**[05:23] Ryuuichi**
"It just tastes like bananas. Nothing special."
**[05:26] Ryuuichi**
And then they tossed it out in front of me.
**[05:30] Yoshiko**
I see.
**[05:31] Yoshiko**
I know how you feel.
**[05:34] Yoshiko**
They dare insult our beloved bananas?
**[05:37] Yoshiko**
And they *dare* to throw it away
without trying to savor the flavor?
**[05:40] Yoshiko**
This is unforgivable.
**[05:42] Ryuuichi**
No, um...
**[05:44] Yoshiko**
I will avenge you, Ryuuichi-kun.
**[05:47] Ryuuichi**
Wait— Hold—
**[05:50] Yoshiko**
Now I'm mad.
**[05:53] Ryuuichi**
S-Sis?!
**[05:55] Ryuuichi**
I don't really care about the banana part!
***SIGN*** Stan K. Dick High School
**[06:05] DickA**
That loser back there was a real laugh!
**[06:08] DickA**
He had the balls to pick a fight with Sudou-san
**[06:10] DickA**
over some banana juice and get his ass beat!
**[06:12] Yoshiko**
Is this "Sudou" guy your boss?
**[06:15] DickA**
Huh?
**[06:16] DickA**
Who the hell are—
**[06:19] Yoshiko**
Taste it.
**[06:23] DickB**
Y-You—
**[06:26] Yoshiko**
Now where's this Sudou guy?
**[06:32] DickA**
Sudou-san!
**[06:33] DickA**
We've got trouble!
**[06:34] DickA**
A friend of the guy you
messed up is here for revenge!
**[06:36] Sudou**
What's that?
**[06:46] Yoshiko**
You must be Sudou.
**[06:50] Sudou**
Hah. So you messed up some
minions. Don't get cocky.
**[06:54] Sudou**
Listen, bitch. These four,
**[06:56] Sudou**
the Four Kings of Dick High, are strong.
**[06:59] Yoshiko**
Don't waste my time.
**[07:01] Yoshiko**
I'll take all four of you. Right now.
**[07:05] DickKingA**
You little bitch!
**[07:30] Yoshiko**
This is the end!
**[07:31] Yoshiko**
Taste the deliciousness of bananas!
**[07:38] Sudou**
I-Impossible.
**[07:40] Sudou**
What are you?
**[07:41] Yoshiko**
That just leaves you.
**[07:45] Sudou**
Look! A flying banana!
**[07:47] Yoshiko**
Seriously?!
**[07:49] Sudou**
Idiot!
**[07:50] Sudou**
Die!
**[07:54] Sudou**
Idiot!
**[07:59] Yoshiko**
Did you do something just now?
**[08:04] Yoshiko**
A-kun's punches hurt a hundred
times more than that.
**[08:19] Yoshiko**
Good, aren't they?
**[08:21] Yoshiko**
Savor the flavor.
**[08:25] Yoshiko**
I've avenged you,
**[08:28] Yoshiko**
Banana Froppeccino Deluxe.
**[08:31] Ryuuichi**
I'm telling you!
**[08:33] Ryuuichi**
I really don't care about the banana part!
***SIGN*** Part 42
**[08:43] Yoshiko**
Morning, Dog!
**[08:46] Yoshiko**
The weather's great!
**[08:47] Yoshiko**
Let's forget about school and go for a walk!
**[08:52] Akuru**
You're going to school.
***SIGN*** For you, Pome-chan.
***SIGN*** I'm so happy.
***SIGN*** A flower, a flower,
***SIGN*** a flower for
Pome-chan
**[09:37] Man**
Hey! A kid!
**[09:39] Boy**
Someone! Help!
**[09:42] Man**
Oh, no! He'll be washed away!
**[09:51] Man**
That dog's amazing!
He's swimming the rapids!
**[09:57] Man**
He's saved the boy!
**[10:01] Boy**
Thank you...
**[10:10] Boy**
Thank you!
**[10:28] WomanA**
Th-That dog is attacking my son!
**[10:31] WomanA**
Someone catch that dog!
***SIGN*** Transfers
**[10:46] RobberA**
Gimme all your cash!
***SIGN*** Deposits Withdrawals Transfers Taxes
**[10:50] WomanB**
Saori, quiet.
**[10:51] RobberB**
Shut up, kid!
**[10:56] RobberB**
Or I'll kill ya.
**[11:03] RobberA**
Y-You damn dog! You'll pay for that!
**[11:11] RobberA**
Wh-What?!
**[11:22] TellerA**
He beat him!
**[11:24] TellerB**
That dog is incredible!
**[11:30] WomanB**
Saori, it's okay now.
**[11:41] Saori**
Is that flower for me?
**[11:50] Saori**
Thank you, doggy!
**[12:05] Yoshiko**
Hey, did you hear?
**[12:07] Yoshiko**
There was a bank robbery
near here yesterday!
**[12:10] Akuru**
Really? That's kinda scary.
**[12:12] Yoshiko**
But the robbers got done in by
some passing dog or something!
**[12:15] Akuru**
There's no way that's true.
***SIGN*** Meeting... And! Aho Girl
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: "Meeting... And! Aho Girl!"
# 12 - Meeting... And! Aho Girl
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRMGZG27R/aho-girl)
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**[00:01] Sayaka**
Oh, right, aren't you two childhood friends?
**[00:06] Yoshiko**
That's right!
**[00:08] Yoshiko**
We've been lovey-dovey since forever!
**[00:14] Akuru**
So it's been ten years, huh?
**[00:28] Yoshie**
We're the Hanabatakes.
We just moved here today.
***SIGN*** 10 Years Ago
**[00:31] MrsAkutsu**
We're the Akutsus. It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[00:34] Yoshiko**
I'm Hanabatake Yoshiko! I'm four!
**[00:37] Yoshie**
Yoshiko, you're five now.
**[00:39] Yoshiko**
Are you serious?! What's "five" mean?!
**[00:42] Yoshie**
After "four" comes "five." Remember?
**[00:44] Yoshiko**
Who decided that?
**[00:45] Yoshie**
God.
**[00:45] Yoshiko**
God?! He sounds cool!
**[00:47] Akuru**
*Weirdo.*
**[00:49] Yoshiko**
So?!
**[00:49] Yoshiko**
Who are you?
**[00:51] Akuru**
A-Akutsu Akuru.
**[00:53] Yoshiko**
A-kun, huh?
**[00:54] Yoshiko**
Okay! Let's play!
**[00:55] Akuru**
No thanks. I'm going to go study.
**[00:57] Yoshiko**
Oh, I see.
**[00:59] Yoshiko**
So, what'cha wanna play?!
**[01:01] Akuru**
Were you listening?
**[01:04] Akuru**
*I'll just try to stay away from her.*
**[01:10] Akuru**
How the heck did you get in here?!
**[01:12] Yoshiko**
I jumped from my window!
**[01:16] Akuru**
*Are you serious?*
**[01:17] Yoshiko**
So, what'cha wanna play?!
**[01:19] Akuru**
I said I was gonna study!
**[01:20] Yoshiko**
What's "study"? Is it fun?
**[01:23] Akuru**
Uh, no, it's not fun.
**[01:25] Yoshiko**
Huh? Then why do you do it?
**[01:27] Akuru**
For my future.
**[01:29] Yoshiko**
You gotta live in the moment!
**[01:31] Akuru**
Dunno why, but that pisses me off!
**[01:34] Yoshiko**
I'm hungry.
**[01:36] Yoshiko**
Gimme something yummy!
**[01:38] Akuru**
*Impudent little...*
**[01:41] Akuru**
Eat it and leave!
**[01:42] Yoshiko**
What's that?!
**[01:46] Yoshiko**
A yellow wee-wee?
**[01:47] Akuru**
It's a banana!
**[01:49] Yoshiko**
I'mma eat the yellow wee-wee!
**[01:51] Akuru**
Listen to me, would you?!
**[01:56] Yoshiko**
Yum!
**[01:58] Yoshiko**
How is it so yummy?!
**[02:00] Yoshiko**
My God, it's yummy!
Nothing's yummier than this!
**[02:02] Akuru**
It's that good?!
**[02:05] Yoshiko**
Banana yummy!
**[02:08] Akuru**
*Freak.*
**[02:11] Yoshiko**
I never dreamed you'd give
me something so yummy.
**[02:15] Yoshiko**
You must really love me!
**[02:18] Akuru**
What?!
**[02:19] Yoshiko**
Trying to win me over with food?
You precocious child, you.
**[02:23] Akuru**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[02:25] Yoshiko**
Well, I guess...
**[02:27] Yoshiko**
you've got a cute face, at least.
**[02:29] Akuru**
S-Stay away!
**[02:31] Yoshiko**
I'll accept your love!
**[02:34] Akuru**
I don't even like you!
**[02:35] Yoshiko**
No need to be shy!
**[02:37] Akuru**
I'm not being shy!
**[02:38] Yoshiko**
You're so cute!
**[02:39] Akuru**
You're a freak!
**[02:43] Akuru**
Sh-She'll never find me here.
**[02:47] Yoshiko**
Found you.
**[02:50] ---**
Ow...
**[02:52] Yoshiko**
Aww, could you *be* any more shy?
**[02:56] Yoshiko**
I love you, too, A-kun.
**[02:58] Akuru**
S-Stay away.
**[03:01] Akuru**
Hey, what are you—
**[03:04] Akuru**
No. Stop!
**[03:06] Akuru**
N-No... Stop!
**[03:09] Akuru**
Anything but that!
**[03:25] Yoshiko**
I'll let you marry me when we grow u—
**[03:34] Akuru**
Never show your face in front of me
again if you don't want to get hurt!
***SIGN*** 30 Minutes Later
**[03:41] Yoshiko**
Let's play!
**[03:46] Akuru**
It was when I met this idiot that I
first really felt emotion in my heart.
**[03:52] Sayaka**
A-A-kun-san...
**[03:55] Yoshiko**
Hey, hey, A-kun, A-kun!
**[03:57] Yoshiko**
Let's play!
**[03:59] Akuru**
Shut up!
**[03:59] Akuru**
I'm trying to study here!
**[04:01] Yoshiko**
Don't you wanna play with
me because you love me?
**[04:03] Akuru**
I told you, I hate your guts!
**[04:04] Yoshiko**
After you gave me that hot,
steamy, passionate kiss?
**[04:09] Akuru**
*You* forced it on me!
**[04:15] Yoshiko**
That weak punch is too slow for me!
**[04:18] Yoshiko**
Come on, let's play!
**[04:20] Akuru**
Let go of me!
**[04:21] Yoshiko**
Yahoo!
**[04:24] Akuru**
*At this rate...*
**[04:26] Yoshiko**
*Yum!*
**[04:26] Akuru**
*Don't come over for dinner!*
**[04:28] Yoshiko**
*What a cute wee-wee!*
**[04:29] Akuru**
*Quit peeping at me!*
**[04:32] Akuru**
*That's my futon...*
**[04:34] Akuru**
*At this rate, she's going to ruin my life!*
**[04:41] Akuru**
*I'll beat her...*
**[04:43] Akuru**
*I have to beat her!*
**[04:46] Akuru**
*I'll take it back.*
**[04:47] Akuru**
*My peaceful life.*
**[04:50] Akuru**
*I'll get ripped from the core out...*
**[04:54] Akuru**
*Get strong...*
**[04:59] Akuru**
*And...*
**[05:00] Akuru**
*And then I'll...*
**[05:03] Akuru**
*I'll beat her!*
**[05:14] Akuru**
I can do this.
**[05:15] Akuru**
With this fist, I can
take her down for good.
**[05:19] Akuru**
J-Just you watch...
**[05:23] Akuru**
Huh?
**[05:27] Yoshiko**
A-kun, let's play!
**[05:33] Yoshiko**
A-kun?
**[05:41] Akuru**
I can't... move...
**[05:45] Akuru**
That was you?!
**[05:47] MrsAkutsu**
Oh, are you all better now?
**[05:50] Akuru**
Huh?
**[05:51] MrsAkutsu**
You caught a cold and slept for a whole day.
**[05:54] Akuru**
That long?
**[05:55] MrsAkutsu**
Yoshiko-chan looked after
you the whole time.
**[05:59] Akuru**
What?! No way!
**[06:01] Akuru**
*Did she, seriously?*
**[06:05] Akuru**
*Maybe she isn't so bad.*
**[06:08] Akuru**
But this idiot could look after me?
**[06:11] MrsAkutsu**
Yeah! And it was so cute!
**[06:14] MrsAkutsu**
She was like, "If I catch his
cold, he'll get better!"
**[06:19] MrsAkutsu**
She kissed you all night long!
**[06:26] Yoshiko**
Oh, A-kun, you're better now?
**[06:28] Yoshiko**
It must have been the power of our love.
**[06:33] Akuru**
Taste...
**[06:35] Akuru**
the power of my *fist*!
**[06:44] Akuru**
Hit her, damn you!
**[06:48] Akuru**
If there's one good thing that
came of meeting her,
**[06:51] Akuru**
it's that I met you.
**[06:57] Akuru**
I'm gonna ruin you today!
**[06:59] Akuru**
Die!
**[07:02] Yoshiko**
Weak!
**[07:03] Yoshiko**
Let's play all day again today!
**[07:05] Akuru**
Let go of me!
**[07:11] Akuru**
I-I'm home.
**[07:13] MrsAkutsu**
Welcome back.
**[07:14] MrsAkutsu**
Oh, your gifted program
test scores came back.
**[07:17] Akuru**
Huh? Oh.
***SIGN*** Akutsu Akuru
**[07:23] MrsAkutsu**
You didn't do too well this time,
**[07:26] MrsAkutsu**
but I think going outside and playing
with Yoshiko-chan is healthier for you.
**[07:30] Akuru**
O-Oh, no...
**[07:32] MrsAkutsu**
Akuru?
**[07:32] Akuru**
If she keeps abducting me,
my grades will keep falling,
**[07:33] MrsAkutsu**
Akuru?!
**[07:35] Akuru**
and I won't get into a good
college or a good job,
**[07:37] Akuru**
and my life will be ruined!
**[07:40] Akuru**
And in the worst case...
**[07:42] Akuru**
*She's going to force me to marry her!*
**[07:47] Yoshiko**
They're your kids!
**[07:53] Akuru**
*I have to do something.*
**[07:55] Akuru**
*But I'm too weak to even graze her.*
**[07:58] Akuru**
Damn it!
**[07:59] Akuru**
Why does she keep bugging
me in the first place?!
**[08:01] Yoshiko**
Because I love you!
**[08:04] Akuru**
Wh-What are you doing here?!
**[08:05] Yoshiko**
I heard you calling for me!
**[08:06] Akuru**
As if!
**[08:08] Akuru**
*"I love you," nothing!*
**[08:10] Akuru**
*Oh, I've got it!*
**[08:11] Akuru**
*I just need to get her to hate me!*
**[08:15] Akuru**
Hey, what kind of people do you hate?
**[08:19] Yoshiko**
Huh?
**[08:19] Akuru**
Are there any kinds of people
you don't want to go near?
**[08:22] Yoshiko**
People I don't want to go near?
**[08:24] Yoshiko**
Like someone covered in poop?
**[08:27] Akuru**
A-Any others?
**[08:30] Yoshiko**
I don't wanna go near perverts.
**[08:32] Yoshiko**
As a woman, I have to hate them.
**[08:34] Akuru**
Perverts, huh?
**[08:35] Akuru**
I see.
**[08:37] Akuru**
So that's it.
**[08:38] Akuru**
Then I'll be a total pervert to you!
**[08:42] Yoshiko**
What are you doing?!
**[08:43] Yoshiko**
A-kun, you pervert!
**[08:46] Akuru**
*Hey, I'm still only five.*
**[08:48] Akuru**
*No one will make a big deal of this.*
**[08:50] Akuru**
* Well, my parents might*
* look at me differently,*
**[08:54] Akuru**
* but if it means she'll hate me,*
* that's a small price to pay!*
**[08:57] Akuru**
Come on! Show me more!
**[09:00] Yoshiko**
No! What's gotten into you, A-kun?!
**[09:02] Akuru**
Nothing's gotten into me!
I love doing stuff like this!
**[09:05] Akuru**
Come on! Show me more!
**[09:07] Yoshiko**
No!
**[09:13] Akuru**
Now, show me your panties!
**[09:25] Akuru**
*D-Did I go too far?*
**[09:27] Yoshiko**
I'm sorry, A-kun.
**[09:30] Yoshiko**
I get it now.
**[09:31] Akuru**
Wh-What are you apologizing for?
**[09:34] Yoshiko**
Because... Because...
**[09:38] Yoshiko**
It's only natural you'd want to get perverted
**[09:41] Yoshiko**
with a super cute girl that
you play with every day!
**[09:45] Yoshiko**
I understand!
**[09:46] Yoshiko**
It's my fault for making you hold back!
**[09:48] Yoshiko**
It's not your fault!
**[09:50] Akuru**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[09:51] Akuru**
Didn't you hate perverts?!
**[09:53] Yoshiko**
It's unavoidable when two
people love each other!
**[09:57] Yoshiko**
I just wasn't ready for it yet!
**[10:00] Yoshiko**
But I'll...
**[10:01] Yoshiko**
I'll put up with it!
**[10:02] Yoshiko**
Here! You wanted to see my panties!
**[10:07] Yoshiko**
Take them!
**[10:08] Yoshiko**
A-kun!
**[10:23] Yoshiko**
Take responsibility, okay?
**[10:29] Akuru**
Well, I have to say...
**[10:30] Akuru**
My feelings for Yoshiko...
**[10:33] Akuru**
haven't changed in these ten years.
**[10:37] Sayaka**
*His smile scares me...*
**[10:40] Yoshiko**
Oh, no! I nearly forgot!
**[10:42] Yoshiko**
You see, today I'm...
**[10:46] Yoshiko**
wearing the same panties as the day A-kun
gave in to his desires and attacked me!
**[10:51] Sayaka**
The same ones? From when you were *five*?
**[10:53] Yoshiko**
It's embarrassing for me,
but I'll show you anyway!
**[11:01] Yoshiko**
Now look,
**[11:02] Yoshiko**
A-kun!
**[11:03] Yoshiko**
The panties from our memories!
**[11:05] Yoshiko**
Let's play like we did when we were kids!
**[11:10] Yoshiko**
Now look! Look! Come on, look! Come on!
**[11:11] Akuru**
Yeah... I'll hit you like I used to.
**[11:13] Yoshiko**
Come on! Come on! Look! Come on! Come on!
**[11:16] Yoshiko**
Bring it on!
**[11:17] Akuru**
My feelings haven't changed
in all these years.
**[11:20] Akuru**
I still want to kill you!
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
See you.