Season 1
- 1 - She's Here! Aho Girl!
- 2 - Aho Girl Multiplies!
- 3 - Security in Senior Citizenship! Aho Girl!
- 4 - Charge! Aho Girl!
- 5 - Summertime! Aho Girl!
- 6 - A Hot Summer! Aho Girl
- 7 - The Gal! Aho Girl!
- 8 - Like an Angel! Aho Girl!
- 9 - Festival! Aho Girl!
- 10 - Drive! Aho Girl!
- 11 - Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl
- 12 - Meeting... And! Aho Girl
1 - She's Here! Aho Girl!
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SIGN Class 1-2
[01:01] Yoshiko
Hey, A-kun, A-kun!
[01:04] Akira
What, Yoshiko?
SIGN Japanese Math English Science
[01:06] Yoshiko
I got a 0 on all my proficiency tests!
[01:09] Akira
You're an idiot.
[01:10] Yoshiko
They were even bubble sheet tests!
Isn't that amazing?!
[01:13] Akira
You're a huge idiot.
SIGN Part 1
[01:19] Akira
As your friend since we were
little, I should warn you
[01:21] Akira
that your idiocy is too great to
permit your survival in this world.
[01:25] Yoshiko
What? No way!
[01:26] Yoshiko
I'm going to die?!
[01:28] Yoshiko
Then before I die...
[01:30] Yoshiko
I want to eat just one more banana!
[01:33] Yoshiko
Then I'll have no more regrets.
[01:38] Akira
You really are an idiot.
[01:40] Akira
You need to study, or you're
never going to get a job.
[01:44] Yoshiko
Huh? That means every day will
be like Sunday!
[01:47] Yoshiko
Hooray! Hooray!
[01:51] Akira
You wouldn't be able to survive.
[01:53] Yoshiko
Then I'll win the lottery!
[01:55] Akira
Like you'd win!
[01:57] Yoshiko
Come on, dream a little!
SIGN Fury
[02:01] Yoshiko
Or I could become a housewife.
[02:03] Akira
No one would marry you.
SIGN Fury
[02:10] Akira
Who the hell would marry an idiot like you?
[02:13] Yoshiko
No way! Do you have a girlfriend, A-kun?
[02:16] Akira
N-No... So what if I don't?
[02:19] Yoshiko
I knew it. You don't seem to
understand girls, anyway—
[02:31] Yoshiko
You're so cold, A-kun.
[02:34] Yoshiko
Even when...
[02:36] Yoshiko
I love you so much!
[02:39] Akira
Oh, I see.
[02:40] Yoshiko
So careless!
[02:41] Yoshiko
It's true!
[02:42] Yoshiko
You come wake me up every morning,
[02:45] Yoshiko
you tell me when I forget things...
[02:47] Yoshiko
And...
[02:48] Yoshiko
When I'm hungry, you give me bananas!
[02:52] Yoshiko
You give me bananas!
[03:01] Yoshiko
You're so sweet, A-kun!
[03:03] Akira
Right.
SIGN How to Train Your Pet
[03:04] Yoshiko
You even ended up in the same high school
as me because you were worried about me.
[03:08] Yoshiko
You're too sweet.
[03:10] Akira
No, you idiot.
[03:11] Akira
It's only because I considered
the required study time
[03:14] Akira
and commute time. The good
high schools were too far away.
[03:16] Akira
Got it?
[03:17] Yoshiko
Yup! So basically...
[03:19] Yoshiko
You're a tsundere!
[03:21] Akira
She's got no clue.
[03:24] Yoshiko
But whatever the reason
might be, it makes me happy.
[03:28] Yoshiko
Thanks for always staying by my side,
even though I cause you so much trouble.
[03:35] Yoshiko
As thanks, I'll let you see my panties!
[03:38] Yoshiko
Panties!
[03:40] Yoshiko
Oh, you're so shy!
[03:42] Akira
That's not it!
[03:43] Akira
I don't want to see your filthy panties!
[03:46] Yoshiko
What?!
[03:46] Yoshiko
Even I wouldn't have
skid marks on my panties!
[03:51] Yoshiko
There's no poop on them!
[03:53] Akira
Shut up!
[03:55] Yoshiko
Oh!
[03:56] Yoshiko
Apparently, the banana shop
in front of the station
[03:58] Yoshiko
is getting in some super
top-quality bananas today!
[04:00] Yoshiko
All right, A-kun! See you tomorrow!
[04:05] Akira
How exhausting...
[04:09] Akira
School's not over yet!
[04:21] Akira
Hey.
[04:22] Akira
Wake up, you idiot.
[04:28] Yoshiko
Eek!
SIGN Part 2
[04:33] Yoshie
I'm sorry to make you do this every morning.
[04:34] Yoshie
She won't wake up unless it's you, A-kun.
[04:38] Akira
Well, we are neighbors.
[04:41] Akira
Even though I don't really have a choice...
[04:46] Yoshiko
Bananas so good...
[04:49] Yoshie
I'm so sorry that she's such an idiot.
[04:52] Akira
You have my condolences.
[04:54] Yoshie
If you two started going out, I wouldn't
have anything to worry about. Peek.
[04:58] Akira
That's impossible.
[04:59] Yoshie
B-But she's not so bad on the outside.
[05:02] Akira
Just think about it.
[05:04] Akira
Humans don't fall in love
with monkeys, do they?
[05:08] Yoshie
Then please... Please, just make
her somewhat human!
[05:13] Akira
True... We shouldn't have her go out
into society the way she is right now.
[05:17] Akira
All right. I'll figure something out.
[05:19] Yoshie
A-kun...
[05:21] Akira
If that fails...
[05:23] Akira
Let's have her commit a misdemeanor,
so they'll lock her up in a cell.
[05:27] Yoshie
A-kun...
[05:36] Sayaka
Good morning, Yoshiko-chan.
[05:38] Yoshiko
You're as cute as ever, Sayaka-chan.
[05:40] Sayaka
O-Oh, please. You're cuter
than me, Yoshiko-chan.
[05:44] Yoshiko
What? Really?!
[05:45] Yoshiko
Like, the cutest in the world?!
[05:46] Sayaka
Huh?
[05:47] Sayaka
S-Sure...
[05:48] Yoshiko
For real?! Then next, I'll be
the cutest in the universe?!
[05:50] Sayaka
S-Sure...
[05:52] Akira
Wait, stop.
[05:53] Akira
I beg of you, please don't
encourage this idiot.
[05:57] Sayaka
Well, it's true that Yoshiko-chan
is cuter than me.
[06:01] Akira
Uh, no matter how you look at it,
you're definitely cuter.
[06:04] Sayaka
Huh?
[06:06] Yoshiko
You're hitting on her, A-kun?!
[06:08] Yoshiko
How could you, when you
have someone like me?!
[06:11] Akira
Shut up, you idiot!
[06:14] Akira
Hey...
[06:16] Akira
We're not together.
[06:17] Sayaka
U-Um, uh...
[06:19] Sayaka
I'm sorry!
[06:20] Sayaka
Your face is scary, so I have to decline!
[06:24] Akira
Hey...
[06:26] Yoshiko
Oh, A-kun...
[06:28] Yoshiko
No cheating on me allowed, you hear?
[06:32] Akira
What the hell are you
talking about, you idiot?
[06:34] Yoshiko
Even though you saw my
panties again this morning?
[06:37] Akira
You showed them to me when
no one even asked you to!
[06:39] Yoshiko
W-Well, it was embarrassing for me!
[06:42] Akira
Then put some damn clothes on!
SIGN Part 3
[06:56] Sensei
All right.
[06:56] Sensei
Is there anything anyone doesn't
understand up to this point?
[06:59] Yoshiko
Yes!
[07:00] Yoshiko
I don't understand any of it!
[07:02] Sensei
Well, that's not good.
[07:04] Yoshiko
Indeed, it is not.
[07:05] Yoshiko
So I want to go outside and play dodgeball!
[07:11] Yoshiko
I wonder why I don't get any of this.
[07:14] Sayaka
Maybe there's something else you're
good at besides your studies.
[07:18] Sayaka
Do you have any hobbies, Yoshiko-chan?
[07:20] Yoshiko
Bananas!
[07:23] Sayaka
U-Um... I meant is there
anything that you like to do?
[07:27] Yoshiko
Something I want to do?
[07:31] Yoshiko
I want to stand above others.
[07:33] Sayaka
That's...
[07:34] Akira
...impossible for you.
[07:36] Yoshiko
Huh?!
[07:37] Sayaka
B-But you're really cheerful, so maybe
you can make others cheerful, too.
[07:43] Yoshiko
Right?!
[07:44] Yoshiko
You should end up beneath me in
your future, too, Sayaka-chan.
[07:47] Sayaka
Th-That's...
[07:49] Sayaka
I-I mean, I don't have any talents.
[07:53] Yoshiko
Have a little more faith in yourself!
[07:55] Yoshiko
It's okay.
[07:57] Yoshiko
If you try really hard, you'll end up
being useful to someone, Sayaka-chan.
[08:01] Yoshiko
Right?
[08:02] Akira
Pretty sure you could
get mad at any time now.
[08:06] Akira
Also, know your place, Yoshiko.
[08:08] Yoshiko
Oh, come on. You're such a kidder, A-kun.
[08:11] Akira
I'm serious!
[08:13] Akira
And you need to tell her
when she's being impossible!
[08:17] Akira
What?
[08:18] Yoshiko
Jeez you're going to scare
Sayaka-chan with a face like that!
[08:21] Akira
I-I don't really care about
being liked by your friends.
[08:25] Yoshiko
That's not good! You don't even have
any friends, let alone a girlfriend!
[08:29] Sayaka
R-Really?
[08:31] Yoshiko
Yeah, he's super cold and has a quick temper.
[08:34] Sayaka
Ah...
[08:36] Sayaka
B-But I'm sure he has at
least a couple of friends.
[08:40] Yoshiko
Nope! A-kun, let me see your phone.
[08:42] Akira
Hey!
SIGN Number of Contacts (3)
Home
Yoshiko
Yoshiko's House
[08:43] Yoshiko
See?
[08:47] Sayaka
S-So tragic...
[08:49] Akira
Really, stop.
[08:51] Sayaka
All right.
[08:52] Sayaka
I'll be your friend, A-kun-san.
[08:56] Yoshiko
Really?! You aren't scared?
[08:58] Sayaka
Yeah. Now that I know how tragic
he is, he's not scary anymore.
[09:02] Yoshiko
Oh, I totally get that.
[09:05] Sayaka
Cheer up, okay?
[09:09] Yoshiko
Isn't that great, A-kun?
[09:12] Akira
Her kindness... hurts.
SIGN Home Yoshiko Yoshiko's House Sumino Sayaka
[09:20] Yoshiko
All right, it's done!
[09:22] Yoshiko
A-kun's at the height of puberty,
so I'm sure that when he sees this,
[09:25] Yoshiko
he'll get all worked up and...
[09:28] Akira
Yoshiko's boobies!
[09:30] Yoshiko
Eek! A-kun, you perv!
[09:41] Yoshiko
It's okay, A-kun. You can't
help it, since you're a boy.
[09:45] Yoshiko
Yoshiko!
SIGN Part 4
SIGN Disciplinary Committee
[09:50] Discipline
The disciplinary committee will be
searching everyone's belongings.
[09:53] Discipline
Make sure you thoroughly show
us the inside of your bags.
[09:56] Akira
A search... Hey, go throw that book away.
[09:59] Yoshiko
No! This book is basically a part of me!
[10:04] Discipline
You, there! What do you think
you're bringing into school?
[10:06] Yoshiko
Oh, this? I gave this to A-kun this morning.
[10:10] Akira
Hey!
[10:11] Discipline
I'll be confiscating that as the
head of the disciplinary committee.
[10:13] Discipline
Bringing something so indecent
to school so boldly...
[10:16] Discipline
It's people like you that bring disorder
to the decency of this school.
[10:19] Akira
Damn that Yoshiko...
[10:21] Discipline
Are you listening to me?
[10:24] Yoshiko
Your boobs are huge!
[10:26] Yoshiko
The president of the disciplinary
committee's boobs
[10:28] Yoshiko
bring more disorder to this
school's decency than anything else!
[10:30] Discipline
Wh-Who do you think you are?
[10:32] Yoshiko
I'm Hanabatake Yoshiko from Class 1-2!
[10:35] Yoshiko
Could I squeeze your boobies for science?
[10:38] Discipline
O-Of course not!
[10:40] Yoshiko
Oh, come on. I'm not saying "for free."
[10:42] Discipline
Hey, I'm the president of the
disciplinary committee. You can't...
[10:48] Discipline
She must be an idiot.
[10:51] Yoshiko
What?
[10:52] Yoshiko
Then...
[10:53] Yoshiko
How about a banana?
[10:56] Discipline
Huh?
[10:56] Yoshiko
And it's no ordinary banana!
[11:00] Yoshiko
Once you eat it...
[11:03] Discipline
What's with this girl? She's so creepy.
[11:05] Yoshiko
Your body will crave more,
until you can't go on without it.
[11:12] Discipline
Do you mean the indecent kind of banana?
[11:14] Yoshiko
Huh? It's just a high-quality banana.
They cost 1,000 yen each!
SIGN Sweet Banana
[11:18] Discipline
Huh?
[11:19] Yoshiko
Wait, what? What's an indecent banana?!
[11:22] Yoshiko
Oh, a peni—
[11:24] Discipline
No!
[11:26] Yoshiko
You're wide open!
[11:28] Discipline
Wait, don't...
[11:29] Yoshiko
This is...
[11:35] Yoshiko
Mother of God!
[11:37] Yoshiko
This heft! The bounciness!
These aren't boobs anymore, they're...
[11:42] Yoshiko
They're... What are they?!
[11:47] Akira
What are you?!
[11:52] Yoshiko
I-If my boobs were that big,
A-kun would love me more.
[11:58] Yoshiko
Erf.
[12:00] Akira
Nope.
[12:03] Akira
Sorry about that. Are you all right?
[12:05] Discipline
Y-Yes.
[12:07] Akira
If that idiot ever causes you
trouble again, let me know.
[12:11] Akira
I'll kill her.
[12:13] Discipline
O-Okay.
SIGN Aho Girl Multiplies!
[12:26] Yoshiko
Next time: "Aho Girl Multiplies!"
2 - Aho Girl Multiplies!
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SIGN Koizumi Park
SIGN Part 5
[01:02] BoyA
Loser's "it"!
[01:04] BoyA
Rock, paper...
[01:05] All
Scissors!
[01:07] Yoshiko
Aw, I'm "it"?
[01:09] BoyA
Who are you?!
[01:10] Yoshiko
I'm Yoshiko!
[01:11] BoyA
Not what I meant!
[01:12] Yoshiko
Better run, or I'm gonna get you!
[01:15] BoyA
Screw it! Run, you guys!
[01:17] Yoshiko
Stop right there!
[01:22] BoyA
Holy crap!
[01:23] BoyA
Wait, what happened to tag?!
[01:25] BoyA
What the heck are you?
[01:28] Yoshiko
If you absolutely must know...
[01:31] Yoshiko
I'm a master player!
[01:32] BoyA
No idea what that means, but wow!
[01:34] BoyB
But you're a grown-up. Is it
okay for you to play all day?
[01:37] Yoshiko
You betcha!
[01:40] Akuru
What are you doing out here, you idiot?
[01:44] Yoshiko
Uh-oh. It's Akuru the Killer!
[01:46] BoyA
"Killer"?!
[01:47] Yoshiko
Run for your lives!
[01:49] Akuru
Hey, wait!
[01:55] Akuru
Turn yourself in or the girl gets it.
[01:58] Two
He is a killer!
[02:00] Yoshiko
I'll have to...
[02:01] Yoshiko
use the swing to build momentum
and hit him with a dropkick!
[02:12] Yoshiko
Whee, this is fun!
[02:14] Boys
Yoshiko!
[02:20] Boys
Yoshiko!
[02:24] BoyA
Her face looks all naughty!
[02:25] BoyB
And her panties are showing!
[02:27] Yoshiko
A-kun, you perv!
[02:30] Yoshiko
But if you want to see them...
[02:32] Yoshiko
Stare! Stare to your heart's content!
[02:38] Boys
Yoshiko!
[02:41] BoyA
You killer! Stay away from Yoshiko!
[02:43] BoyB
You'll have to go through us first!
[02:46] Yoshiko
No. Run, boys. Save yourselves.
[02:48] BoyA
No way, you idiot.
[02:50] BoyB
We're friends, aren't we?
[02:52] Yoshiko
You guys...
[02:58] Yoshiko
Okay! Let's join forces and beat A-kun!
[03:01] Boys
Yeah!
[03:03] Akuru
Just so you know,
[03:04] Akuru
this girl is an idiot to the core.
[03:06] Akuru
I'm trying to get her to study. That's all.
[03:11] Yoshiko
So what?
[03:13] Akuru
Every test she takes,
[03:14] Akuru
she gets a zero!
[03:17] BoyA
Do you really get zeros on everything?
[03:20] Yoshiko
Well, yeah.
[03:22] BoyB
And all you do is play all day?
[03:24] Yoshiko
Not all day.
[03:26] Yoshiko
I eat, sleep, and play.
[03:29] Boys
She's a failure of a grown-up!
[03:30] BoyB
You don't have time to play with us!
[03:33] Yoshiko
Of course I do!
[03:35] BoyA
Of course you don't! Get a grip on reality!
[03:38] Yoshiko
What, you say?
[03:39] Yoshiko
You children...
[03:40] Yoshiko
Have all your hopes been lost and
broken by modern society already?!
[03:48] Akuru
Society's lost all hope for you.
[03:51] BoyB
So it's people like that who
are ruining this country.
[03:55] BoyA
We'd better try hard to turn it around.
SIGN Part 6
[04:05] LadyA
Look at that.
[04:07] LadyB
How awful.
[04:10] Yoshiko
Let's play when we get home, A-kun!
[04:13] Akuru
I'm studying when I get home.
[04:15] Akuru
Bother me, and I'll kill you.
[04:17] Yoshiko
Okay! Let's play!
[04:21] Yoshiko
Um...
[04:22] Ryuuichi
What?
[04:23] Yoshiko
If you sit like that,
you might drop a doodie.
[04:26] Ryuuichi
Like hell I will!
[04:27] Ryuuichi
You screwing with me?!
[04:28] Yoshiko
I'm serious here!
[04:29] Akuru
Hey, Yoshiko...
[04:30] Ryuuichi
Who the hell're you?
[04:34] Ryuuichi
Well?!
[04:35] Akuru
H-Hold on, just let me explain.
[04:37] Yoshiko
A-kun, you look so uncool right now.
[04:39] Akuru
Oh, shut up!
[04:41] Ryuuichi
Hey, actually, you look kinda cute.
[04:46] Akuru
He's not talking to you.
[04:47] Ryuuichi
Come play with me for a bit.
[04:49] Sayaka
N-No, thank you.
[04:52] Sayaka
Yoshiko-chan?
[04:54] Yoshiko
If you want to play,
[04:56] Yoshiko
I'll play with you!
[04:59] Yoshiko
I wanna play!
[05:00] Ryuuichi
Outta the way, you idiot!
[05:02] Akuru
Well said, brother!
[05:03] Ryuuichi
Get lost!
[05:07] Sayaka
Yoshiko-chan!
[05:09] Ryuuichi
Come on, let's play.
[05:10] Sayaka
No!
[05:11] Yoshiko
I see.
[05:13] Yoshiko
No one ever wanted to play with you,
[05:16] Yoshiko
so you don't know how to ask others to play.
[05:20] Yoshiko
I totally get it!
[05:22] Yoshiko
Not being able to play when
you want to is painful!
[05:25] Yoshiko
But it's okay now!
[05:26] Yoshiko
I'll play with you!
[05:28] Ryuuichi
Hey! Get off me!
[05:30] Yoshiko
You numbskull!
[05:33] Yoshiko
Just shut up.
[05:35] Yoshiko
Just shut up and play with me!
[05:38] Ryuuichi
No one... No one has ever looked
at me and seen me before...
[05:44] Ryuuichi
But she...
[05:47] Ryuuichi
I'm...
[05:48] Ryuuichi
I'm a moron! Will you still accept me?!
[05:53] Yoshiko
It's okay. I'm an idiot, too.
[05:56] Ryuuichi
Sis!
[05:59] Ryuuichi
Sis, I...
[06:01] Ryuuichi
Sis!
[06:09] Sayaka
Oh, A-kun-san, you have a sister?
[06:13] Akuru
Yeah, a younger one.
[06:15] Yoshiko
She's super cute!
[06:16] Yoshiko
But to be honest...
[06:18] Yoshiko
I'm a lot cuter than her!
[06:22] Yoshiko
I'm a lot cuter than her!
SIGN Part 7
[06:27] Akuru
I'm home.
[06:29] Ruri
Welcome back, Onii-chan!
[06:31] Sayaka
Oh!
[06:32] Yoshiko
Heya, Ruri-chan!
[06:34] Ruri
Ugh! Yoshiko?!
[06:35] Ruri
Stay away! I don't want idiot cooties!
[06:38] Yoshiko
I can't refuse a request
from my cute Ruri-chan.
[06:41] Yoshiko
But I refuse!
[06:42] Ruri
Onii-chan!
[06:44] Akuru
Are you okay?
[06:47] Yoshiko
Allow me to explain.
[06:48] Yoshiko
This girl is, without a shadow
of a doubt, A-kun's sister.
[06:51] Yoshiko
But she epically fails at
school! She's an idiot!
[06:56] Ruri
I'm not an idiot!
[06:57] Ruri
Right, Onii-chan?
[06:59] Akuru
Of course not.
[07:00] Akuru
You're way better than Yoshiko.
[07:02] Ruri
That's not a compliment!
[07:03] Yoshiko
Now, now. We're both idiots,
so let's get along, yes?
[07:08] Ruri
I'm not like you!
SIGN Math Drills
[07:10] Ruri
I'm bad at school, but unlike
you, I study hard every day!
[07:15] Akuru
Huh? You dropped something.
[07:17] Ruri
No, don't—
SIGN Math
SIGN 1. Whole Numbers and Fractions
SIGN Akutsu Ruri
SIGN Akutsu Ruri
[07:22] Akuru
It's because she works hard that it's...
[07:23] Akuru
so pitiful!
[07:25] Ruri
Onii-chan, stop!
SIGN Math
SIGN Multiplication
SIGN Evaluate the
following expressions.
[07:27] Ruri
Six times seven?
[07:29] Ruri
Um...
[07:31] Yoshiko
Oho? Multiplication? Now that's hard.
[07:36] Ruri
Um...
[07:37] Ruri
Six added to itself seven times...
[07:38] Yoshiko
Idiots that dance and idiots that don't...
[07:40] Ruri
One six is six...
[07:42] Yoshiko
If we're all idiots anyway,
we might as well dance!
[07:43] Ruri
Two sixes is...
[07:46] Ruri
Quit distracting me, Yoshiko!
[07:47] Yoshiko
Give it up and admit it.
[07:50] Yoshiko
Yes.
[07:51] Yoshiko
Even death can't cure idiocy!
[07:53] Ruri
N-No...
[07:55] Yoshiko
Join me, and together, we can enjoy
our idiot lives as idiot and idiot.
[08:01] Ruri
No...
[08:02] Ruri
Even if the chances are
astronomically low, I...
[08:07] Ruri
I...
[08:09] Akuru
It's okay, Ruri.
[08:10] Ruri
Onii-chan!
[08:12] Akuru
Even if you're an idiot your entire life,
[08:15] Akuru
Onii-chan will be there to look after you.
[08:19] Akuru
R-Ruri?
[08:20] Ruri
Onii-chan...
[08:22] Ruri
Onii-chan,
[08:23] Ruri
I hate you!
[08:26] Ruri
And I hate Yoshiko even more!
[08:36] Sayaka
A-Are you okay?
[08:39] Ruri
I'm trying my hardest...
[08:41] Ruri
Onee-chan, do you think I'm a failure, too?
[08:44] Sayaka
You're not a failure!
[08:46] Sayaka
I'm sure you'll get over your idiocy!
[08:49] Ruri
I love you, Onee-chan!
[08:52] Sayaka
This girl is going to have a hard life.
SIGN side note: in fifth grade
SIGN Part 8
[09:04] Discipline
Class 1-2, Akutsu Akuru-kun.
[09:07] Discipline
His grades are top-of-the-line.
[09:10] Discipline
I-Is this love?
[09:12] Discipline
But, but... I'm the disciplinary
committee president!
[09:15] Discipline
And he brought a lascivious
magazine to school!
[09:20] Discipline
I want to violate your regulations.
[09:24] Discipline
No, don't violate my regulations!
[09:27] Yoshiko
You! Boob President!
[09:30] Discipline
You're that idiot from the other day!
[09:31] Discipline
Don't call me rude names like that!
[09:34] Akuru
What're you doing?
[09:35] Yoshiko
Oh, A-kun!
[09:37] Akuru
Huh? Aren't you the disciplinary
committee president?
[09:42] Discipline
He remembers me!
[09:44] Discipline
Wait, that's not something
to get elated about!
[09:44] Yoshiko
She's a dubious boobius.
[09:46] Discipline
Stupid, stupid me!
[09:49] Akuru
Are you doing another bag check?
[09:53] Discipline
That's right!
[09:54] Discipline
Since you might have another
lascivious magazine on you!
[09:57] Akuru
I told you, that was—
[10:00] Akuru
Whatever. Search my bag, search my
clothes, search me however you'd like.
[10:05] Discipline
H-However I'd like?!
[10:10] Discipline
I can search him... I can pat down
Akutsu-kun's body all I want?!
[10:18] Discipline
Thank God I'm the disciplinary
committee president!
[10:21] Discipline
Th-Then let's get started.
[10:24] Yoshiko
A-kun! Look out! Her eyes are lewd!
[10:26] Yoshiko
Something's fishy!
[10:27] Discipline
What?
[10:28] Discipline
How could I ever be lewd?
[10:30] Discipline
I am the disciplinary committee president!
[10:33] Akuru
Your nose is bleeding.
[10:35] Yoshiko
I knew it! She's after you, A-kun!
[10:38] Discipline
This idiot is seriously in the way.
[10:41] Discipline
Oh! Look there! A giant banana!
[10:44] Yoshiko
What?! Where? Where?!
[10:46] Discipline
Hi-ya!
[10:49] Yoshiko
Not on me! Take this!
[10:54] Discipline
I won't fall for the same move twice!
[10:56] Yoshiko
Well, let's see about that.
[11:01] Discipline
This girl... She's gotten... even better!
[11:05] Yoshiko
She's gotten even bigger!
[11:09] Discipline
She's good...
[11:10] Discipline
But I can't lose this battle!
[11:14] Discipline
You will not...
[11:15] Discipline
...get in the way...
[11:18] Discipline
...of this bag check!
[11:25] Discipline
Now there's no one to get in my way.
[11:28] Discipline
I'm searching every nook
and cranny of your person!
[11:34] Discipline
Why'd you move out of the way?!
[11:35] Akuru
Uh, well, you're kinda scaring me.
[11:38] Discipline
Wh-What do you mean?
[11:40] Discipline
I'm simply fulfilling my duty as
disciplinary committee president!
[11:47] Discipline
Wh-What's wrong with you?
[11:50] Discipline
Stay still!
[12:00] Akuru
Hey.
[12:03] Akuru
Hey, are you okay?
[12:05] Discipline
Akutsu-kun?
[12:07] Discipline
Huh?
[12:08] Discipline
Huh?!
[12:10] Discipline
Akutsu-kun's holding me?!
[12:14] Discipline
Akutsu-kun's holding me!
[12:19] Discipline
I'll be back.
[12:22] Akuru
O-Okay...
SIGN Security in Senior Citizenship! Aho Girl!
[12:25] Yoshiko
Next time: "Security in Senior
Citizenship! Aho Girl!"
3 - Security in Senior Citizenship! Aho Girl!
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SIGN Part 9
[01:05] Sayaka
Pleased to meet you.
[01:07] Yoshie
Yoshiko! Who's this person who
looks like a normal nice girl?!
[01:12] Yoshiko
My friend Sayaka!
[01:15] Yoshie
If you hang around with girls who are cuter
than you, they're gonna steal A-kun!
[01:19] Yoshiko
I'm cuter than her.
[01:21] Yoshie
No, no, no, no!
[01:22] Yoshiko
No, no, no, no!
[01:24] Yoshie
No, no, no, no!
[01:25] Yoshiko
No, no, no, no!
[01:26] Yoshiko
And this is my favorite banana stand!
[01:29] Yoshie
Not good.
[01:30] Yoshie
If A-kun and Yoshiko don't get hitched,
my retirement plan is ruined.
[01:34] Yoshie
Keep your distance!
[01:36] Yoshie
It's always the quiet ones acting mature
that end up the most cutthroat gold-diggers!
[01:40] Akuru
I'm not sure that's true...
[01:42] Yoshie
I know because I was one!
[01:45] Akuru
Lady, what are you on about?
[01:48] Sayaka
U-Um, I'm just a friend of A-kun-san's.
[01:53] Sayaka
And I don't think I'm
ready for relationships.
[01:59] Yoshie
Sluttiest line in the book.
[02:01] Akuru
Seriously, what?
[02:03] Yoshie
Prove that you're telling the truth.
[02:07] Yoshie
Show me your panties!
[02:09] Sayaka
Eek!
[02:10] Sayaka
Wh-What are you doing?
[02:11] Yoshie
You can tell a girl's true
colors from her panties!
[02:15] Yoshie
If you're not wearing plain kiddy panties,
[02:18] Yoshie
then you've got it in your head
that a man's gonna see them.
[02:22] Yoshie
And that would prove that you want a man.
[02:26] Yoshie
Which would mean you've got no reason not
to dig for A-kun and his future potential!
[02:31] Sayaka
What?
[02:31] Yoshiko
What you say?!
[02:33] Yoshie
Now, show me your panties!
[02:35] Yoshiko
Sayaka-chan! Show me!
[02:37] Sayaka
W-Wait...
[02:39] Yoshie
Now!
[02:39] Sayaka
A-kun-san's right there!
[02:40] Yoshiko
Yeah!
[02:42] Yoshiko
Why'd you block me?!
[02:43] Sayaka
Because that's normal!
[02:46] Yoshie
And one!
[02:47] Yoshie
And two!
[02:49] Sayaka
Wh-What are these?!
[02:51] Yoshie
This move was how I took my husband's
first time. There's no escape!
[02:56] Akuru
Seriously, TMI.
[02:58] Yoshie
Now, Yoshiko! Now's your chance!
[03:00] Sayaka
P-Please no!
[03:02] Yoshiko
Sayaka-chan... I want to believe in you.
[03:05] Yoshiko
So please...
[03:07] Yoshiko
Show me your panties!
[03:09] Akuru
Will you cut it out?!
[03:12] Yoshie
Stay out of this, A-kun!
[03:14] Yoshiko
This is really important!
[03:17] Akuru
Don't make me have to make you stop.
[03:19] Sayaka
V-Violence is bad!
[03:22] Sayaka
I'll show you my panties!
[03:27] Sayaka
I-I'm ready.
[03:29] Yoshie
You mean you're wearing panties
that you can show us?!
[03:33] Yoshie
I-Impossible! A girl that pure
couldn't possibly exist!
[03:37] Sayaka
Please!
[03:39] Both
Th-These panties!
[03:48] Yoshie
A-kun.
[03:49] Akuru
Huh?
[03:50] Yoshie
You can be friends with that girl.
[03:52] Akuru
O-Okay...
[03:54] Yoshiko
A-kun, A-kun.
[03:55] Akuru
Huh?
[03:56] Yoshiko
So, like, the cats were really—
[03:58] ---
Yoshiko-chan!
SIGN My condolences...
SIGN Koizumi Park
[04:03] Yoshiko
Hey, you guys!
SIGN Part 10
[04:05] Yoshiko
Come out to play!
[04:07] Mamoru
Oh, it's Yoshiko.
[04:09] Mamoru
Yoshiko, you need to study.
[04:11] Masaru
You won't get a job.
[04:13] Yoshiko
Oh?
[04:14] Nozomi
Our parents said that it's really
hard unless you work really hard.
[04:18] Yoshiko
I see...
[04:20] Yoshiko
Then let's play!
[04:22] Boys
In one ear and out the other!
[04:23] Yoshiko
What should we play?
[04:25] Yoshiko
Tag?
[04:26] Masaru
W-Well...
[04:28] Yoshiko
Wh-What was that sound?!
[04:31] Mamoru
That was a dog barking!
[04:36] Yoshiko
I-It's huge!
[04:37] Yoshiko
Is that a bear?!
[04:38] Mamoru
It's a dog!
[04:40] Mamoru
It's after us!
[04:44] Yoshiko
Calm down, you guys!
[04:45] Yoshiko
You can ride a dog this big!
[04:47] Mamoru
We're running for dear life, here!
[04:49] Kids
Someone, save us!
[04:54] Yoshiko
Caught you!
[04:55] Boys
Yoshiko!
[04:57] Boys
Yoshiko!
[04:59] Nozomi
Yoshiko-oneechan!
[05:01] Yoshiko
Ahahaha! His mouth stinks!
It stinks so bad! Ahahaha!
[05:05] Boys
It's biting your head off!
[05:07] Yoshiko
Oh, right! I was gonna ride him!
[05:09] Yoshiko
Like this!
[05:11] Yoshiko
And this!
[05:13] Yoshiko
Voilà!
[05:18] Yoshiko
You're good! But I'm not finished yet!
[05:21] Boys
It's still after us!
[05:25] Mamoru
Just give up on riding him!
[05:26] Yoshiko
Listen to yourself!
[05:28] Yoshiko
You'll end up another grown-up
resigned to defeat!
[05:31] Yoshiko
Hold fast...to your dreams!
[05:33] Masaru
I'll give you candy!
[05:35] Yoshiko
Candy?!
[05:36] Yoshiko
Okay, I give up!
[05:37] Masaru
That was fast!
[05:40] Boys
She stopped him?!
[05:41] Yoshiko
Stop scaring the poor children!
[05:44] Yoshiko
I won't allow it!
[05:47] Masaru
Holy crap!
[05:48] Mamoru
You can see her panties!
[05:50] Yoshiko
What...do I do now?
[05:53] Boys
Huh?
[05:55] Boys
The scene's ruined!
[06:00] Yoshiko
He's being obedient now!
SIGN Someone please take care of me.
[06:02] Mamoru
Look, he's a stray dog.
[06:04] Masaru
He's huge and kinda vicious.
[06:08] Yoshiko
Would you like to come home with me?
[06:10] Boys
Yoshiko!
[06:11] Yoshiko
If you do...
[06:12] Yoshiko
If you do...
[06:14] Yoshiko
...let me ride you.
[06:16] Masaru
You still wanna ride him?!
[06:18] Mamoru
You sure? He's absolutely ginormous!
[06:20] Yoshiko
It's fine, it's fine!
[06:22] Yoshiko
All right! Giddyup!
[06:25] Yoshiko
Woo-hoo! Whee!
[06:28] Boys
Sh-She's a free spirit.
[06:30] Nozomi
Yoshiko-onee-chan's kinda amazing.
SIGN Part 11
SIGN Can we keep him?!
SIGN Fruits
SIGN Vegetables
SIGN Bananas
[06:38] Yoshiko
What on Earth?!
[06:41] Sayaka
Wh-What is it, Yoshiko-chan?
[06:44] Yoshiko
The bananas I just bought
are domestically grown!
[06:47] Yoshiko
In this world where foreign imports
are the norm, a domestic challenger!
[06:51] Yoshiko
This "Satou-san" from Wuttever
Village has got balls!
[06:59] Yoshiko
Satou-san, you can take on the world.
[07:05] Sayaka
I-Isn't that lovely?
[07:07] Yoshiko
Yeah! So I need to deliver
my feelings to him directly!
[07:11] Sayaka
Huh?
[07:12] Yoshiko
I'm coming for you, Satou-san!
[07:13] Sayaka
W-Wait!
[07:16] Yoshiko
Sayaka-chan, where's Wuttever Village?
SIGN Train 3h 5m
[07:21] Sayaka
Um...about three hours by train.
[07:24] Sayaka
W-We just passed the station?
[07:27] Sayaka
Wait, are we running all the way there?!
[07:29] Yoshiko
Let's do it!
[07:30] Sayaka
We'll die!
[07:30] Yoshiko
We can do it! Do it!
[07:32] Sayaka
No, we can't!
[07:33] Sayaka
It's over 100 kilometers away!
[07:35] Yoshiko
Never know til you try!
[07:37] Sayaka
Can we at least do it by bicycle?!
SIGN Middleuv Nohware Station
SIGN Three Hours Later
[07:43] Sayaka
P-Please...
[07:46] Sayaka
Buy drinks...with this...
[07:48] ---
Okay!
[07:52] Yoshiko
What should I get?
[07:54] Yoshiko
Oh?
SIGN Town Mascot Un'nyoro
[08:00] Yoshiko
We're out of money.
[08:02] Sayaka
What?! Yoshiko-chan?!
[08:05] Yoshiko
Oh, I've got 1,000 yen!
[08:08] Sayaka
Thank goodness.
[08:12] Yoshiko
Oh?
SIGN Our town mascot, Un'nyoro, had kids!!
SIGN Town Mascot Un'nyoro's Kids
[08:18] Yoshiko
He has a kid!
[08:20] Yoshiko
But look! Aren't they adorable?
[08:23] Sayaka
They're not not adorable,
but that's not the point!
[08:27] Sayaka
The point is...
[08:28] Sayaka
The point is...
[08:30] Sayaka
Fine, I'll just run there!
[08:36] Narrator
Sayaka ran,
[08:38] Narrator
carried by her frustration.
[08:41] Narrator
And she kept running...
[08:44] Narrator
...because it was easier than trying
to make Yoshiko understand.
[08:48] Narrator
Until...
[08:56] Girls
Satou-san!
[09:00] Yoshiko
Your bananas have moved me to tears!
[09:03] Yoshiko
I came here just to say that!
[09:06] Satou
Y-You beat yourselves up
this bad just for that?
[09:09] Yoshiko
Yeah! They were super yummy!
[09:12] Satou
Thank you so much, girls.
[09:15] Yoshiko
No, thank you, Satou-san!
For giving me a dream!
[09:21] Yoshiko
All right, now let's go home.
[09:26] Yoshiko
We're sprinting the whole way back!
[09:28] Sayaka
Satou-san!
[09:31] Sayaka
I humbly beg of you to lend
us the train fare home.
[09:36] Narrator
For the first time in her life,
[09:39] Narrator
she begged on all fours.
SIGN Part 12
[09:50] Yoshiko
You're just shy of hundreds on everything.
[09:52] Yoshiko
Guess that makes you a clumsy
bumsy who can't finish the job!
[09:59] Akuru
I'm going home.
[10:01] Sayaka
I wonder if he's frustrated
about those tests.
[10:04] Yoshiko
All right! Let's cheer A-kun up!
[10:06] Yoshiko
With that thing that my mom does to my
dad at night to make him feel better!
[10:12] Akuru
Huh?
[10:16] Akuru
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
[10:20] Yoshiko
From this moment on, you're my baby!
[10:22] Yoshiko
Mommy's gonna spoil you all
night until you feel better!
[10:26] Yoshiko
Okay?
[10:29] Yoshiko
Looksies here, A-kun! It's Mommy! Peeka-boo!
[10:32] Akuru
Shut up, you idiot!
[10:34] Akuru
Get these cuffs off me! Where's the key?!
[10:36] Yoshiko
Oh, my, are you hungry?
[10:39] Akuru
Hell no!
[10:40] Yoshiko
It's okay! Babies need their milksies!
[10:44] Yoshiko
C'mere and get some love!
[10:47] Yoshiko
Here! Come on!
[10:48] Akuru
Stuff it! Go away!
[10:49] Yoshiko
Being spoiled is a baby's job—
[10:52] Akuru
I'm a troubled teen!
[10:56] Yoshiko
Just kidding!
[10:57] Yoshiko
You didn't hit me as hard
as you usually doesies!
[10:59] Akuru
Wha—
[11:00] Yoshiko
Come now, latch on to mommy as
long and hard as you want, baby!
[11:04] Yoshiko
Say aah!
[11:05] Yoshiko
Stop moving so muchsies, that tickles!
[11:09] Yoshiko
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
[11:12] Akuru
Just kill me now.
[11:13] Yoshiko
I want this image of maternal love
to be remembered for eternity!
[11:19] Yoshiko
Yay!
[11:21] Akuru
N-No, don't!
SIGN Sending
[11:22] Yoshiko
Sending it to Sayaka-chan!
SIGN Message sent!
[11:25] Yoshiko
Phew.
[11:26] Yoshiko
So, baby, are you feeling better?
[11:29] Akuru
Ahahaha. Aha. Uh-huh. Thanks
to you, I'm back on my feet.
[11:35] Yoshiko
Really?!
[11:36] Akuru
Because I'm going to kill you!
[11:42] Akuru
Eat this!
[11:52] Yoshiko
You're back in the groove. I'm glad.
[11:57] Akuru
You idiot. I-I don't care.
[12:00] Yoshiko
The key for the handcuffs...
[12:02] Yoshiko
...is inside my skirt...
[12:10] Ruri
Onii-chan, can you help
me with my homework—
[12:15] Akuru
N-No, it's not—
[12:16] Ruri
Onii-chan, you pervert!
[12:19] Akuru
It's not what it looks like!
SIGN My condolences...
SIGN Charge! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
Next time: Charge! Aho Girl!
4 - Charge! Aho Girl!
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[00:00] Ryuuichi
I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.
I'm one of Sis's soldiers.
[00:03] Ryuuichi
I won't let anyone get away
with insulting Sis or me.
[00:05] Sign
You're working under
Yoshiko the Idiot?
[00:05] Sign
Yeah, you're
an idiot, too.
SIGN All right! Two-on-one
against A-kun!
[01:12] Ryuuichi
You're good, bastard.
[01:15] Yoshiko
Oh! It's heating up in here!
[01:19] Yoshiko
Speaking of heating up...
[01:22] Yoshiko
It's getting steamy on my soap today,
but I forgot to set a recording for it!
[01:26] Yoshiko
I'mma go home and watch!
[01:28] Akuru
Get back here, you idiot!
[01:30] Ryuuichi
I won't let you interfere with Sis—
[01:32] Akuru
Shut up!
[01:37] Ryuuichi
Nice punch, bro.
[01:40] Ryuuichi
Y-You know, I wouldn't mind
[01:42] Ryuuichi
being friends with a guy like you.
[01:47] Akuku
No thanks.
[01:48] [SONG] Sign
To Be Continued!
SIGN Pachi Ranger Show
SIGN Part 13
[01:51] Yoshiko
All right, kids!
[01:53] Yoshiko
Are you ready to welcome the Pachi Rangers?!
[01:57] Mamoru
She said she'd take us somewhere cool...
[01:59] Masaru
But the hero show at
the department store?!
[02:03] Mom
Aren't they adorable?
[02:04] Boys
Crap. It's embarrassing just to watch.
[02:07] Yoshiko
Now, you, too!
[02:09] Nozomi
Huh? Me, too?
[02:10] Mamoru
D-Don't, Nozomi!
[02:12] Yoshiko
You gotta enjoy everything as much
as you can! You only live once!
[02:17] Nozomi
Right! Okay, Yoshiko-oneechan!
[02:20] Masaru
Wait, Nozomi!
[02:21] Masaru
Don't be like Yoshiko!
It'll ruin you as a human being!
[02:24] Yoshiko
She'll be fine!
[02:25] Mamoru
No, she won't!
[02:26] Masaru
So don't!
SIGN Pachi Ranger Show
[02:31] Monster
This venue now belongs to us!
[02:34] Monster
Now, which of you should I take hostage?
[02:38] Yoshiko
What?!
[02:39] Yoshiko
You'd never pick me! You wouldn't, right?!
[02:41] Monster
Huh? Yeah, uh, no, not you.
[02:43] Yoshiko
You serious?!
[02:45] Monster
All right!
[02:47] Monster
I choose this girl!
[02:49] Nozomi
Yoshiko-oneechan!
[02:51] Yoshiko
Nozomi-chan!
[02:52] Yoshiko
Damn you! Pachi Rangers, come quick!
[02:56] Monster
How do you feel now? Scared?
[03:00] Yoshiko
Wh-Where are they? Why aren't they here yet?!
[03:03] Mamoru
Hey, they've got a script to follow...
[03:05] Yoshiko
Am...
[03:06] Yoshiko
Am I gonna have to fight you?!
[03:09] Mamoru
Wait!
[03:09] Masaru
Yoshiko, it's just a show!
[03:11] Yoshiko
Show or not, Nozomi-chan's tears are real!
[03:15] Yoshiko
So I have to save her, and now!
[03:19] Monster
What?
[03:20] Yoshiko
As her friend...
[03:21] Yoshiko
and her hero!
[03:22] Nozomi
Yoshiko-oneechan!
[03:25] Yoshiko
Transform!
[03:26] Mamoru
You're just having your own fun!
[03:28] Masaru
Crap! If Yoshiko saves Nozomi here, she'll
get even more attached to Yoshiko, and...
[03:36] Mamoru
We have to do this!
[03:37] Masaru
To defend our friend's future!
[03:39] Yoshiko
Oh, you guys!
[03:41] Yoshiko
If you're gonna fight, wear these!
[03:42] Yoshiko
Transform!
[03:43] Yoshiko
We're the Super Pachi Rangers!
[03:56] Mamoru
M-Monster! Don't let Yoshiko take you down!
[03:59] Masaru
Go down with this!
[04:01] Monster
Huh?
[04:02] Mamoru
Don't think, just go down!
[04:04] Masaru
Our friend's future is at stake here!
[04:06] Monster
Wha... Huh?
[04:07] Nozomi
Save me!
[04:09] Yoshiko
I'll deal the final blow!
[04:10] Mamoru
Stop it, you idiot!
[04:12] Masaru
We're begging you! Take a hint!
[04:15] Monster
Um... Er...
[04:19] Monster
Ah! You got me!
[04:21] Boys
Yes!
[04:27] Nozomi
I was so scared!
[04:29] Mamoru
We're the ones who beat him!
[04:30] Masaru
Yoshiko's just some idiot!
[04:34] Nozomi
Thank you...
[04:37] Nozomi
Yoshiko-oneechan!
[04:39] Yoshiko
Just doing my job.
[04:40] Boys
Seriously?!
[04:42] Narration
Keep doing your best to defend
the girl's future, boys!
[04:51] Ryuuichi
I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.
I'm one of Sis's soldiers.
[04:54] Ryuuichi
To try to make friends
with this "A-kun" guy,
[04:57] Ryuuichi
I'm going through Sis's tough training.
[04:59] Yoshiko
What is your one true joy?!
[05:01] Ryuuichi
To serve at Akutsu-sama's feet!
[05:03] Yoshiko
What are you?!
[05:04] Ryuuichi
Akutsu-sama's faithful dog!
[05:07] Yoshiko
Yes! Perfect!
[05:09] Ryuuichi
Thank you, Sis!
[05:11] [SONG] Sign
To Be Continued!
SIGN Counseling
SIGN Part 14
[05:20] Teacher
Hanabatake-san, what don't you understand?
[05:23] Yoshiko
How bananas can be this delicious.
[05:25] Teacher
I'm asking about school!
[05:27] Yoshiko
Why teachers keep trying to teach me?
[05:30] Teacher
Because you're an idiot!
[05:33] Akuru
Sensei, are you okay?
[05:34] Teacher
I-I've got this, Akutsu-kun.
[05:37] Teacher
Since you're having trouble
holding a conversation,
[05:39] Teacher
we'll start with studying
language arts, Hanabatake-san.
[05:42] Yoshiko
Can I have a banana?
[05:43] Teacher
I just gave you one!
[05:44] Yoshiko
I already finished it!
[05:47] Yoshiko
If I can't have one, I'm going home to play!
[05:48] Teacher
I-I'll go buy one.
[05:50] Akuru
Please... Hang in there.
[05:54] Yoshiko
"Yasuko and Takashi went
their separate ways."
[05:57] Yoshiko
"They live their lives as best they can and
spend their nights holding back their tears."
[06:01] Teacher
Now, how does Yasuko feel?
[06:03] Yoshiko
Ask Yasuko if you wanna know!
[06:06] Yoshiko
I'm Yoshiko!
[06:07] Teacher
Read the story and figure it out!
[06:09] Teacher
The answer is "lonely"!
[06:11] Yoshiko
Yasuko isn't that simple a woman!
[06:14] Yoshiko
Yasuko truly cares for Takeshi!
[06:16] Teacher
It's "Takashi"!
[06:17] Yoshiko
You don't understand a thing.
[06:20] Yoshiko
Have you ever been in love, Sensei?
[06:23] Teacher
Ba-dum...
[06:24] Yoshiko
S-So what if I haven't?
[06:26] Yoshiko
A 28-year-old female teacher
who's never been in love, eh?
[06:30] Teacher
So what?
[06:32] Yoshiko
If you think you can understand someone's
feelings, then tell me what I feel right now.
[06:38] Teacher
I-I want to eat another banana?
[06:41] Yoshiko
Wrong!
[06:42] Yoshiko
Actually, I ate so much, I'm about to hurl!
[06:45] Teacher
How am I supposed to know that?!
[06:46] Yoshiko
Exactly!
[06:47] Yoshiko
You don't even know how I feel,
and I'm right in front of you!
[06:49] Yoshiko
How can you know how Yasuko feels?
[06:53] Yoshiko
I'm a girl deep in love, but Yasuko's
feelings are too complex even for me!
[06:57] Teacher
So you don't know, either!
[06:59] Yoshiko
Exactly.
[07:00] Yoshiko
But you see...
[07:03] Yoshiko
I know that I don't know!
[07:08] Teacher
I-I... I...
[07:11] Akuru
T-Take it easy, Sensei.
[07:13] Yoshiko
When one knows that one does not
know, only then can one learn.
[07:17] Teacher
That's...
[07:18] Yoshiko
How a girl feels when she's in love...
[07:20] Yoshiko
How a girl feels when she's
eaten too many bananas...
[07:23] Yoshiko
You don't know anything, Sensei!
[07:27] Yoshiko
Feeling like you know something by
getting answers from a textbook...
[07:30] Yoshiko
Is that what you call education?!
[07:34] Teacher
Ka-boom!
[07:36] Yoshiko
That is why I play all day, every day—
[07:39] Yoshiko
Ooh, a banana!
[07:40] Teacher
I... I didn't know anything...
[07:42] Yoshiko
Mmm, yummy!
[07:44] Akuru
No, Sensei! Don't let Yoshiko
get into your head!
[07:47] Teacher
Akutsu-kun...
[07:49] Teacher
Teach me...
[07:50] Teacher
Teach me what love is!
[07:51] Akuru
What are you saying?!
[07:52] Teacher
You don't like older women?!
[07:54] Akuru
Seriously, what are you saying?!
[07:55] Teacher
I mean, I'm a teacher, but I
don't know anything! So please!
[08:00] Akuru
Don't take anything that
idiot says seriously!
[08:02] Teacher
I've never been in love before! How could
I ever understand how Yasuko feels?!
[08:06] Akuru
Enough! Open your eyes!
[08:14] Akuru
I'm counting on you, Sensei!
[08:16] Akuru
If you give up, no one will
ever teach Yoshiko anything!
[08:20] Akuru
I-I'm counting on you...
SIGN Aho Girl
[08:26] Ryuuichi
I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.
I'm one of Sis's soldiers.
[08:29] Ryuuichi
At last, it's time for the final battle.
[08:33] Ryuuichi
I'm begging you! I'll do anything!
[08:37] Akuru
What do you want?
[08:39] Ryuuichi
I exist solely to love and
serve my venerable master!
[08:42] Ryuuichi
Please...
[08:43] Ryuuichi
Please!
[08:47] Akuru
Okay, fine.
[08:51] Akuru
If you want to serve me that
badly, I'll use you like a tool.
[08:55] Akuru
So serve me well.
[08:57] Ryuuichi
With my gratitude and utmost pleasure!
[08:59] Yoshiko
You did it! Now you're A-kun's dog!
[09:02] Ryuuichi
Yes!
[09:03] Ryuuichi
Huh?
[09:05] Ryuuichi
I wanted to be his friend!
[09:08] Yoshiko
Is that right?
SIGN The End
SIGN Class 1-2
SIGN Part 15
[09:14] Yoshiko
It's A-kun's birthday tomorrow!
[09:16] Sayaka
Oh, really?
[09:18] Yoshiko
So let's break into A-kun's room tonight!
[09:22] Sayaka
Sure, let's—
[09:23] Sayaka
Huh?
[09:24] Yoshiko
And we'll figure out what A-kun wants there!
[09:28] Sayaka
B-But he'll be really mad if he finds out.
[09:31] Yoshiko
Don't worry! I'm used to it!
[09:32] Sayaka
But I'm not!
[09:33] President
I heard that.
[09:35] Yoshiko
You...
[09:37] Yoshiko
Boob President!
[09:39] President
Y-You're taking me with you.
[09:41] President
I want to sneak into Akutsu-kun's room—
[09:44] President
I mean, I want to give
Akutsu-kun a present, too!
[09:46] Yoshiko
Then answer me this.
[09:48] Yoshiko
Are your feelings as huge as your boobs?
[09:52] President
Y-Yes, they are!
[09:54] Yoshiko
Damn, they're huge!
[09:55] Yoshiko
Okay! It'll be the three of us!
[09:58] Sayaka
Do I have to go, too?
[10:02] Yoshiko
Jump.
[10:04] President
Jump.
SIGN Don't come in here!
[10:21] Yoshiko
Sleeping like a baby.
[10:22] President
His sleeping face... So cute!
[10:25] Yoshiko
Boo!
[10:29] President
What do you think you're doing, you idiot?!
[10:37] President
Damn that idiot...
[10:41] President
J-Just one picture of him sleeping...
[10:48] President
I-I'm so sorry...
[10:50] Yoshiko
I found A-kun's boxers!
[10:53] President
What?!
[10:54] Yoshiko
Sniff, sniff.
[10:57] President
What are you doing?!
[10:58] Sayaka
K-Keep it down! If we're too loud—
[11:01] President
I'm confiscating those as
disciplinary committee president!
[11:03] Yoshiko
Hahaha! You can't have 'em!
[11:05] President
Hand them over!
[11:07] Ruri
Onii-chan, keep it dow—
[11:12] Yoshiko
Let me out...
[11:18] Sayaka
Hurry up and do what you came to do!
[11:21] President
Yes.
[11:23] Sayaka
What are you doing?!
[11:25] Yoshiko
I'm kinda sleepy.
[11:27] President
W-Well, I'm sleepy, too!
[11:30] Yoshiko
No room for you, Boob President!
[11:33] President
There's no room for you!
[11:35] Sayaka
U-Um...
[11:36] Yoshiko
Now then, A-kun, have a goodnight kiss!
[11:40] President
Whoa! Don't you dare!
[11:44] Yoshiko
Nah, I'm sleepy.
[11:53] Akuru
Hey, blockheads...
[11:55] Akuru
What the hell are you thinking?
[11:57] President
Well, um...
[11:59] Sayaka
You can say that again!
[12:03] Sayaka
We came here to think about
what you'd want for a present,
[12:06] Sayaka
but Yoshiko-chan and the
president went way too far.
[12:09] Sayaka
Please... Just please...
[12:13] Sayaka
What are you thinking?!
[12:21] OTP
I-I'm sorry.
SIGN Summertime! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
Next time: "Summertime! Aho Girl!"
5 - Summertime! Aho Girl!
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SIGN Class 1-2
[00:07] Girl
Doing anything this summer vacation?
[00:09] Boy
Gotta hit the beach, right?
[00:12] Yoshiko
Starting tomorrow...
[00:14] Yoshiko
It's summer vacation!
[00:16] Yoshiko
I can't wait for summer vacation!
[00:19] Yoshiko
I so, so, so can't wait!
[00:21] Sayaka
I can't wait, either.
[00:23] Yoshiko
A-kun, you can't wait, either, right?!
[00:26] Akuru
I can.
[00:27] Yoshiko
What should we do?!
[00:30] Akuru
Study all day long.
[00:33] Yoshiko
Are you an idiot?!
SIGN Summer Vacation
SIGN Part 16
[01:39] Yoshiko
A-kun! It's morning!
[01:42] Yoshiko
Let's play!
[01:44] Yoshiko
Here's your good morning...
[01:45] Yoshiko
kiss!
[01:52] Ruri
Yoshiko! Keep it down!
[01:54] Ruri
It's 6 AM!
[01:55] Akuru
S-Sorry, Ruri.
[01:59] Yoshiko
Perfect timing! Ruri-chan, let's go see
Summer Vacation! Prechure Festival!
[02:05] Ruri
Summer Vacation! Prechure
Festival?! The movie?!
[02:09] Akuru
Idiot. Ruri wouldn't want
to see some kiddie anime.
[02:14] Ruri
R-Right. I wouldn't.
[02:17] Ruri
P-Prechure's... for...
[02:20] Akuru
All right! We're all gonna see Prechure!
[02:23] ---
Yeah!
[02:24] Yoshi-kuru
Prechure! Prechure!
[02:38] Akuru
You'd better not make a sound.
[02:39] Yoshiko
I know!
[02:48] Prechure-A
Your evil deeds will not go unpunished!
[02:51] Yoshiko
You can do it, Prechure—
[03:02] Prechure-A
I can't find a way to win.
[03:04] Akuru
It's better than I thought it would be.
[03:06] Prechure-A
O-Oh, no!
[03:09] Prechure-A
I won't make it!
[03:17] Akuru
Damn it.
[03:22] Akuru
Now I can watch in peace.
[03:24] Ruri
Prechure! You can do it!
[03:27] Ruri
Prechure!
[03:27] Akuru
Damn it, Yoshiko...
[03:29] Ruri
You can do it! We know you can!
[03:31] Akuru
Will you shut...
[03:36] Akuru
I...
[03:38] Akuru
Er...
[03:39] Akuru
S-Sorry!
[03:40] Akuru
Wrong person!
[03:41] Akuru
Please, don't cry!
[03:51] Yoshiko
Ruri-chan!
[03:53] Yoshiko
Be strong like Prechure!
[03:56] Ruri
Yoshiko...
[04:00] Yoshiko
Oh, hey, Prechure's losing.
[04:03] Yoshiko
Oh, no! Prechure's in real trouble!
[04:06] Ruri
Yoshiko, you idiot!
[04:07] Akuru
H-Hey!
[04:09] Lady
I-Is she okay?
[04:11] Akuru
She's fine! I'll take care of her!
[04:13] Yoshiko
She isn't fine!
[04:15] Akuru
Shut up!
[04:17] Yoshiko
She's screwed! It's all over!
[04:21] Girl
Mommy, I can't see.
[04:23] Attendant
Excuse me, girls, but you're
disturbing the other viewers...
[04:27] Prechure-B
Leave this to me! Go!
[04:29] Monster
Muahaha! This is the end, Prechure!
[04:32] Yoshiko
Don't die, Prechure!
[04:37] Akuru
Sorry, Ruri!
[04:40] Yoshiko
Pre—
[04:41] Akuru
Shut up, woman!
[04:45] Akuru
Sorry for the disturbance!
[04:58] Ruri
Huh? Wasn't I at the movies—
[05:03] Akuru
You must have dozed off and had a dream.
[05:05] Akuru
You spent all day doing
your summer homework.
[05:09] Ruri
Huh?
[05:11] Ruri
You're right! It's all done!
SIGN Your Friend for the Summer
[05:14] Akuru
Good job, Ruri.
[05:15] Ruri
Thanks!
[05:17] [SONG] Sign
Like it never happened
[05:22] Yoshiko
Where am I?!
[05:23] Yoshiko
I was at the movies, but now I'm at home!
[05:25] Yoshiko
It couldn't be!
[05:26] Yoshiko
Have... Have I learned Teleport?!
SIGN Part 17
[05:36] Yoshiko
A-kun! Let's hit the beach!
[05:39] Sayaka
Yes, let's go!
[05:43] Akuru
Huh?
[05:44] Yoshiko
You know the raffle at
the shopping district?
[05:46] Yoshiko
I won it.
SIGN Congratulations
You've won a two-day, one-night
trip to Atsukawa Hot Springs
[05:48] Yoshiko
Free two-day, one-night trip!
[05:50] Girls
Yay!
[05:52] President
Hold it right there!
[05:54] Yoshiko
Who's there?!
[05:56] President
High school boys and girls
staying overnight on the beach?
[05:58] President
The laws of morality may be violated...
[06:02] President
This won't do unless I, the disciplinary
committee president, accompany you!
[06:06] Yoshiko
Wh-What?!
[06:09] Yoshiko
Then do you wanna come, too?
[06:10] President
Yes, I'm in!
[06:11] Akuru
So you're going?
[06:13] Ryuuichi
U-Um...
[06:15] Ryuuichi
Can I come, too?
[06:16] Yoshiko
Ryuuichi-kun! Sure! Let's go!
[06:19] Akuru
Okay, what are you people doing here?
[06:24] Ryuuichi
I wanted to play with you, but I
didn't know how to ask you, so...
[06:28] Akuru
Creepy.
[06:29] President
I-I was observing you to see that you
didn't do anything morally wrong.
[06:33] President
For the last three hours!
[06:35] Akuru
Cut it out. Seriously.
[06:38] Yoshiko
All right! Now let's go buy swimsuits!
[06:46] Akuru
Why did I have to come?
[06:48] Yoshiko
A-kun! A-kun!
[06:49] Yoshiko
What do you think of this one?
[06:51] Akuru
Don't care.
[06:52] President
You prefer something more
refined, don't you?
[06:54] Akuru
Really don't care.
[06:56] Ryuuichi
How about we get matching swimsuits?
[06:58] Akuru
Hell no.
[07:00] Akuru
In the first place, I'm not going.
[07:04] Yoshiko
Oh, you joker.
[07:05] President
I-If you aren't going, why am I?
[07:09] Akuru
Make sure this delinquent
doesn't do anything immoral.
[07:12] President
Why the heck would I do that?!
[07:14] Akuru
Aren't you supposed to protect morality?
[07:15] Sayaka
Y-You really aren't coming?
[07:18] Akuru
Yeah.
[07:18] Sayaka
But everyone here wants
to be friends with you!
[07:22] Akuru
No, like, I'm good with you.
[07:25] Akuru
But these weirdos? No, thanks.
[07:28] Sayaka
Well, yes, they are a bit strange, but...
[07:30] Weirdos
Hey!
[07:31] Sayaka
But on that topic, you're also
very strange, A-kun-san!
[07:35] Akuru
What?!
[07:36] Sayaka
I mean, you're prejudiced and stubborn
and don't even try to make friends!
[07:40] Akuru
Because everyone around me is a weirdo!
[07:42] Sayaka
Birds of a feather flock together!
[07:44] Akuru
Th-They're flocking to Yoshiko, right?!
[07:47] Sayaka
Yoshiko-chan is drawn to you
because you're so weird!
[07:51] Akuru
D'oh!
[07:54] Yoshiko
Yeah, A-kun can be kinda weird.
[07:57] Akuru
This woman...
[07:59] Akuru
But by that logic, you're weird, too!
[08:03] Sayaka
I might be, but if that's true...
[08:06] Sayaka
Will you not be my friend anymore?
[08:14] Sayaka
I-If you aren't, then you won't have
any friends other than Yoshiko-chan.
[08:20] Akuru
Gah!
[08:21] Sayaka
And if you don't like me anymore,
then I can't help you...
[08:28] Sayaka
You can only live with Yoshiko-chan
for the rest of your life...
[08:31] Akuru
O-Okay!
[08:32] Akuru
Please let me go to the beach with you.
[08:36] Ryuuichi
Sis Sayaka, you're awesome!
[08:38] President
Good job!
[08:40] Yoshiko
You did it!
[08:42] Ryuuichi
Let's make it a trip to remember!
[08:44] Yoshiko
Yeah! So...
[08:46] Everyone
Let's all wear matching swimsuits!
[08:48] Akuru
No, thanks.
SIGN Koudan Station
SIGN Part 18
SIGN Giddy Giddy
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump
[09:04] President
A trip with Akutsu-kun...
[09:12] President
I-I... Akutsu-kun, I've always—
[09:17] Akuru
I don't want to hear it.
[09:18] President
Huh?
[09:19] Akuru
If you keep talking,
[09:21] Akuru
I won't be able to kiss you.
[09:24] President
Ohmigod!
[09:27] Yoshie
You look pretty happy.
[09:31] President
Wh-Who are you?!
[09:33] Yoshiko
This is my mom!
[09:35] Ryuuichi
Sis's mom?
[09:38] Yoshie
My daughter said you'd be
going on a trip together.
[09:41] Yoshie
Oh, my. I smell a thieving little
homewrecker trying to seduce our A-kun.
[09:47] President
I-I would never do that!
[09:49] Yoshie
Oh, really? Then you're okay.
[09:51] President
Of course not!
[09:55] Yoshie
You think you can fool me, you sow?!
[09:58] President
Who're you calling a sow?!
[10:00] Yoshie
You're not going to the beach!
[10:03] President
Hey! What are you doing with that?!
[10:05] Yoshie
What, you ask?
[10:10] Yoshie
I'm drawing nipples on it!
[10:11] President
No!
[10:14] President
H-How dare you?!
[10:15] Ryuuichi
She's evil...
[10:17] Yoshie
You can't go to the beach
with this swimsuit!
[10:21] President
I'm going!
[10:22] Yoshie
Wearing this?
[10:24] Yoshie
You shameful girl!
[10:25] Yoshiko
I'll wear one, too! It's not shameful now!
[10:28] Yoshie
What?! Yoshiko!
[10:29] President
I'll wear a shirt over it!
[10:32] Yoshiko
Oh, I see!
[10:33] Yoshie
In that case...
[10:35] Yoshie
I'll cut the nipples out of it!
[10:41] Ryuuichi
Cut it out!
[10:43] Yoshie
Wha—
[10:44] Yoshie
Help! It's a groper!
[10:47] ---
Hey!
[10:47] Yoshiko
Ryuuichi-kun's into older women!
[10:50] Ryuuichi
No, I'm not!
[10:51] Ryuuichi
That's not enough to make me let go!
[10:53] Ryuuichi
I won't let some old hag
mess up our fun trip!
[10:57] Yoshie
An old hag, you said?
[10:58] Ryuuichi
Huh?
[11:00] Yoshie
You... little... whippersnapper!
[11:07] Ryuuichi
Sh-She's strong.
[11:08] Yoshie
I've fought a million more cat
fights than you little snots!
[11:15] Yoshie
No one gets A-kun but me!
[11:18] President
No!
[11:21] Akuru
What do you think you're doing?
[11:22] Yoshie
Wha—
[11:23] Weirdos
Akutsu-kun!
[11:24] Yoshie
I-It's not what it looks like!
[11:26] Yoshie
It's for my retirement—
I mean, It's for your sake, A-kun!
[11:31] Yoshie
B-But...
[11:33] Yoshie
That sow wanted to steal you!
[11:36] President
Hey!
[11:37] Akuru
You're nearly forty!
[11:38] Akuru
You should really cool it a little.
[11:43] Akuru
So what's the decision?
[11:44] Akuru
Do you swear never to do
anything like this again?
[11:46] Akuru
Or do you want to feel more pain?
[11:48] Yoshie
I take neither!
[11:51] Yoshie
Take this!
[11:54] Akuru
It's still body-temperature!
[11:58] Akuru
Huh?! Crap!
[11:59] Yoshie
How weak!
[12:01] Yoshie
I won't let that sow have her way!
[12:04] Yoshie
Don't think this ends here!
[12:11] Akuru
She's too resilient.
[12:13] Yoshiko
See you when we get back!
[12:18] Sayaka
Can I come out now?
[12:21] [SONG] Sign
To Be Continued!!
SIGN A Hot Summer! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
Next time: "A Hot Summer! Aho Girl!"
6 - A Hot Summer! Aho Girl
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SIGN Summer Vacation
SIGN Summer Vacation
SIGN Summer Vacation
SIGN Happiness is a banana!
Aho Girl
SIGN Happiness is a banana!
Aho Girl
SIGN Part 19
[01:08] Yoshiko
It's the beach!
[01:10] Sayaka
Yeah!
[01:11] Yoshiko
It's the beach! It's the
beach! It's the beach!
[01:13] Yoshiko
Woohoo!
[01:14] Akuru
She's more suffocating than the heat.
[01:18] Yoshiko
Let's start by...
[01:19] Yoshiko
cracking open a watermelon!
[01:21] Sayaka
Sounds like fun!
[01:22] Yoshiko
Hi-yah!
[01:23] Yoshiko
Done!
[01:25] Sayaka
You cracked it, but...
[01:27] President
What an idiot.
[01:28] President
I came to the beach to get
closer to Akutsu-kun.
[01:32] President
Hey, Akutsu-kun.
[01:34] President
Would you care to...
[01:36] President
go for a swim together?
[01:38] Yoshiko
Why, you! Trying to show off that
giant rack to A-kun, are you?!
[01:41] President
Wha—
[01:42] President
I-I had no intention of
showing off anything!
[01:45] President
B-But... well...
[01:47] President
Akutsu-kun is a boy, after all.
[01:49] President
He might want to have a close look.
[01:51] Akuru
No, thanks.
[01:53] President
W-Well, I won't get angry over
a little peek, you know!
[01:55] Akuru
Not interested.
[01:56] President
Look at them!
[01:57] Akuru
Chill, perv girl!
[01:58] Yoshiko
I knew it! You do want to show them off!
[02:01] Sayaka
Th-That's not a good thing to do, I think.
[02:04] Yoshiko
Punishment time!
[02:06] ---
H-Hey...
[02:09] President
Akutsu-kun, help!
[02:11] President
H-He's enjoying the beach?!
[02:14] Yoshiko
Now's my chance! Take this!
[02:16] President
O-Oh, no!
[02:19] Yoshiko
I've done it.
[02:21] Yoshiko
I've flattened her boobs
beneath the weight of sand!
[02:24] Sayaka
That's an accomplishment?!
[02:26] President
This is nothing to me!
[02:28] Yoshiko
Seriously?!
[02:29] Yoshiko
I-In that case...
[02:31] Sayaka
Huh?
[02:32] Yoshiko
Sayaka-chan gets this!
[02:34] Yoshiko
Now you have the flattest chest
out of all of us, Boob President!
[02:39] Yoshiko
Sayaka-chan's got the biggest!
[02:40] Sayaka
I wonder why I'm crying...
[02:43] Yoshiko
You're that happy?
[02:44] President
You are an idiot.
[02:45] Yoshiko
Say what?!
[02:46] Yoshiko
You mean this isn't working, either?!
[02:48] President
Obviously!
[02:49] President
Now get me out of here.
[02:51] Yoshiko
I see...
[02:52] Yoshiko
I never thought I would have to do this.
[02:58] President
Wait! Not that!
[02:59] President
Hey, y-you can't do that! Right? Right?!
[03:02] Yoshiko
I didn't want to have to do this!
[03:04] Yoshiko
But it's too late now!
[03:07] President
F-Fine! I was wrong!
[03:10] President
I-I'm truly sorry for having inconvenienced
you with my oversized breasts.
[03:15] Yoshiko
Quit bragging!
[03:16] President
What do you want me to do?!
[03:18] Yoshiko
Now I'll just have to...
[03:19] Yoshiko
pile, pile, and pile on some more!
[03:22] President
No! Stop! No more!
[03:34] Yoshiko
Victory is ours!
[03:36] President
No!
[03:38] President
No! Take it down! Please!
[03:38] Yoshiko
Yes! Victory!
[03:39] Akuru
Shut up...
[03:41] Akuru
How am I supposed to study like this?!
[03:44] President
A-Akutsu-kun!
[03:47] President
Don't look at me right now!
[03:51] Akuru
I'll take it down.
[03:52] President
N-No! You can't touch that!
[03:56] President
From my point of view, it's like it's
protruding from my nether regions!
[03:59] President
If you were to touch it...
[04:02] President
If you touch it...
[04:03] Akuru
I see.
[04:04] Akuru
There.
[04:06] President
No!
[04:12] Yoshie
If memory serves...
[04:14] Yoshie
It should be one of these inns.
[04:16] Ryuuichi
Stop right there.
[04:18] Ryuuichi
I won't let you ruin
[04:20] Ryuuichi
our summer vacation!
[04:22] Yoshie
You little whippersnapper!
SIGN Part 20
SIGN Ladies
[04:33] Yoshiko
I'm in Heaven.
[04:35] Sayaka
It's very nice.
[04:36] Yoshiko
This is Paradise.
[04:39] President
Like some old man.
[04:41] Yoshiko
A-kun, wanna come over to the ladies' bath?
[04:43] Akuru
Hell no, you idiot!
[04:45] Yoshiko
Oh, come on! We used to bathe
together all the time.
[04:48] Yoshiko
No need to be so shy!
[04:49] President
Together?!
[04:50] Yoshiko
It was so cute. I mean A-kun's...
[04:53] Yoshiko
weewee!
[04:54] Akuru
I'm gonna kill you!
[04:55] Yoshiko
It was, like, this tiny!
[04:57] President
I-It's... that small?
[05:03] President
I-I'm not interested! Why
would I be interested in that?
[05:06] Yoshiko
Boob President, you're that curious?
[05:09] YoshikO
Then let's go peeping!
[05:11] President
Wh-What are you saying?!
[05:12] Yoshiko
If you like cute things, it's worth a peek!
[05:14] President
That's not the issue here!
[05:16] President
And anyway, it's most
likely not cute anymore!
[05:19] Yoshiko
What?! How would you know?!
[05:20] President
C-Common sense.
[05:22] Yoshiko
How isn't it cute anymore?!
[05:24] President
Why do I have to explain?!
[05:25] Yoshiko
I'll just have to see it for myself!
[05:27] President
No fair!
[05:28] President
I mean, no!
[05:30] President
I-It's bigger now.
[05:32] Yoshiko
Huh?
[05:33] President
It's so much bigger now, it'll shock you!
[05:35] Yoshiko
What?!
[05:36] President
The tip also changes shape
as the body matures!
[05:39] Yoshiko
This sounds cool as heck!
[05:40] Yoshiko
Now I gotta see it! I'm gonna peep!
[05:43] Yoshiko
I said, you can't!
[05:44] President
If Akutsu-kun's m-member
is smaller than average,
[05:48] President
and he's insecure about it...
[05:50] President
He'll be deeply hurt by you seeing it!
[05:54] Yoshiko
Seriously?!
[05:54] President
They say the more perfect the man, the deeper
his insecurity when it comes to this topic!
[05:59] Yoshiko
Dang, you know a lot!
[06:00] Yoshiko
But if that is the case,
then I absolutely must see it!
[06:03] President
No! You can't—
[06:06] Yoshiko
I must hold him and reassure him
that I will love him regardless.
[06:12] Yoshiko
And so our love will deepen!
[06:13] President
Wha?!
[06:14] Yoshiko
I'm coming for you,
[06:15] Yoshiko
A-kun!
[06:17] President
Stop right there!
[06:18] President
In the first place, his
might not be that small!
[06:21] Yoshiko
If that's the case,
[06:23] Yoshiko
then I'll just get whacked
on the head again.
[06:25] Yoshiko
Knowing that A-kun may be suffering is
more painful than a whack on the head.
[06:30] Yoshiko
Now, let go of me! I'm going!
[06:33] President
I know.
[06:34] President
There's a 99% chance that this
idiot will be whacked into orbit.
[06:37] President
But if that 1% miracle happens...
[06:42] Akuru
You're my number one girl.
[06:44] President
No!
[06:46] President
I'm going, too!
[06:48] Yoshiko
What?!
[06:48] Yoshiko
He might whack you on the head!
[06:50] Yoshiko
Why do you insist?!
[06:52] President
B-Because...
[06:53] President
I'm disciplinary committee president!
[06:54] Yoshiko
Being disciplinary committee
president's a lot of work!
[06:57] Yoshiko
Then let us go together.
[06:59] President
Yes. For Akutsu-kun's sake!
[07:01] President
Akutsu-kun!
[07:01] Yoshiko
A-kun!
[07:07] Akuru
And what the heck are you thinking?
[07:09] President
I-It's not what you think!
[07:11] President
I'm not doing this for any weird reasons!
[07:12] President
I'm doing this purely out of
concern for your well-being!
[07:15] President
Not for any weird reasons!
[07:17] Akuru
I understand.
[07:18] Akuru
That's enough.
[07:19] President
You understand?
[07:21] Akuru
Yeah, sure.
[07:23] President
Oh, I'm so glad!
[07:25] Sayaka
No, I don't think that's a good thing!
[07:32] Yoshie
Well, that was fun.
[07:34] Yoshie
I'll hit the hot spring and head home!
SIGN Part 21
[07:48] Yoshiko
Bye now, A-kun! See you later!
[07:55] Akuru
For the next two days, Yoshiko
will be at her grandparents'.
[07:58] Akuru
A weekend without the
unpredictable animal next door.
[08:02] Akuru
I'm going to enjoy every second of it!
[08:07] Akuru
Huh?
[08:10] Yoshiko
I thought you'd be lonely without any
friends, so I'm leaving a dog for you!
[08:13] Akuru
Hey! Hold it, you idiot! What the hell?!
SIGN Akutsu Room 201
[08:21] Akuru
I'll feed and walk you,
but I'm not playing with you.
[08:24] Akuru
I hate all animals, including Yoshiko.
[08:30] Akuru
You understand what I'm saying?
[08:33] Akuru
I don't really hate you.
[08:36] Akuru
Just kidding.
[08:38] Akuru
He understands language
better than Yoshiko?!
[08:40] Akuru
Wait, what am I thinking?!
[08:42] Akuru
He's an animal, just like Yoshiko!
[08:45] Akuru
I'm going to go to my room and watch a movie.
[08:47] Akuru
You will not move from this
spot or bark. Understand?
[08:52] Akuru
Don't look at me with those eyes!
[08:57] Akuru
No matter how many times I see
this movie, it still amazes me.
SIGN I don't need words between friends.
[09:02] Akuru
Especially this farewell scene.
[09:06] Akuru
What?!
[09:07] Akuru
Wait, do you understand how
amazing this scene is?
[09:11] Akuru
You can't be serious!
[09:12] Akuru
Yoshiko laughed her head off at it!
[09:14] Akuru
Can you believe her?!
SIGN Crap (impossible) 20 points
SIGN Boring (bleh) 40 points
SIGN Okay 60 points
SIGN Pretty good 80 points
SIGN No complaints 100 points
SIGN A Miracle 120 points
[09:16] Akuru
How would you rate this movie?
[09:19] Akuru
You do get it!
[09:22] Akuru
D-Does this mean...
[09:24] Akuru
that a dog can understand me?
[09:29] Yoshiko
Caught A-kun in an affair with a dog.
[09:32] Yoshiko
Aw, so you felt that lonely?
[09:34] Yoshiko
I was totally right to come back early.
[09:36] Akuru
Y-You idiot! What do you mean, an "affair"?!
[09:39] Yoshiko
Well, you were getting along with a dog!
[09:42] Akuru
H-How in the hell could I ever get
along with some dumb animal?
SIGN Shock
[09:47] Akuru
Shoot! Reflex!
[09:50] Yoshiko
Don't worry about it. A-kun has a hard
time getting along with anyone but me.
[09:54] Akuru
N-No!
[09:56] Akuru
I didn't mean to—
[09:57] Akuru
Wait! Don't—
[10:00] Akuru
I didn't mean it!
[10:03] Yoshiko
Huh? Mean what?
[10:04] Akuru
Um, well, uh...
[10:11] Akuru
That pose...
[10:17] Akuru
Let's play again sometime.
[10:19] Dog
Woof.
[10:20] Yoshiko
I wonder if A-kun's feeling a bit tired.
SIGN Part 22
[10:31] Yoshiko
Yes!
[10:33] Yoshiko
I'm gonna dance the night away!
[10:35] Ushikubo
She's here again...
SIGN The Neighborhood Association
[10:37] Ushikubo
The Bon Dance Girl!
[10:40] Ushikubo
She comes to the Bon Dance every year
[10:43] Ushikubo
and uses her uncommon stamina and random
dance moves to hold the viewers' attention.
SIGN The Neighborhood Association
[10:48] Ushikubo
But not this year!
[10:50] Association
Ushikubo-san!
[10:52] Yoshiko
All right! I'm ready!
[10:54] Association
She's messing it up before it even starts?!
[10:56] Ushikubo
Whoa, hang on. You can't wear that.
[11:00] Yoshiko
Seriously?!
[11:01] Yoshiko
Dang, so it really is
too sexy for this dance?
[11:04] Ushikubo
Uh... yeah.
[11:05] Yoshiko
Well, can't help that, then.
[11:07] Ushikubo
I suppose not.
[11:08] Association-A
What're you blushing for?!
[11:10] Yoshiko
I can't wait for the Bon Dance!
[11:11] Ushikubo
Same here. We've been practicing a lot.
[11:14] Yoshiko
Really? I can't wait to see you guys dance!
[11:17] Ushikubo
We'll dance our best.
[11:19] Ushikubo
Hey, she seems like a good girl.
[11:22] Yoshiko
Well, anyway, I look forward
to dancing with you,
[11:24] Yoshiko
my background dancers!
SIGN This...
bitch...!!
[11:29] Announcer
The Bon Dance will begin shortly.
[11:32] Yoshiko
All right!
[11:33] Ushikubo
Now! Formation Alpha!
[11:35] Yoshiko
Th-This is...
[11:36] Ushikubo
How's this? No matter how you
dance, no one will see you!
[11:53] Ushikubo
What?!
[11:55] Ushikubo
I won't...
[11:56] Association
I won't let you!
[11:59] Yoshiko
Wow! Nice bods!
[12:00] Ushikubo
N-Naturally!
[12:02] Yoshiko
All right...
[12:17] Ushikubo
We've been had!
SIGN The Gal! Aho Girl
[12:26] Yoshiko
Next time: "The Gal! Aho Girl!"
7 - The Gal! Aho Girl!
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SIGN Part 23
SIGN Counseling Office
[01:04] Teacher
Hanabatake-san, summer
vacation is over now.
[01:07] Teacher
Please try harder this term.
[01:09] Yoshiko
What'd you do for summer vacation, Sensei?
[01:12] Teacher
Huh?
[01:13] Teacher
W-Well, I thought I should get
some experience with love...
[01:17] Yoshiko
Sounds good!
[01:18] Teacher
But I didn't know how to meet guys...
[01:22] Yoshiko
Right? Right?
[01:24] Teacher
While I was stressing over it,
summer vacation ended.
[01:27] Yoshiko
Are you serious?
[01:29] Yoshiko
That's terrible!
[01:30] Yoshiko
Just talk to any random guy on the street!
[01:32] Teacher
I can't do that!
[01:33] Yoshiko
Then practice on A-kun!
[01:38] Teacher
C-Care to get a drink with a pretty girl?
[01:42] Akuru
Huh? You still call yourself a "pretty girl" at 28?
[01:46] Teacher
I was ready to be hurt, but not like this!
[01:49] Yoshiko
That was mean, A-kun.
[01:51] Akuru
I-It wasn't intentional.
[01:53] Yoshiko
Oh, well. I guess I'll go cheer Sensei up.
[01:57] Akuru
You'd better not make things worse.
[02:00] Yoshiko
I'm not you, you know!
[02:02] Akuru
What makes you think you're any better?
[02:05] Yoshiko
Well, what you did was totally uncalled for.
[02:08] Akuru
Oh, shut up!
[02:15] Teacher
Looking back, I've spent my whole
life studying and working.
[02:20] Yoshiko
You lose a little happiness
with every sigh you make.
[02:23] Teacher
Who are you?
[02:25] Yoshiko
Call me Yoshio.
[02:26] Teacher
Yoshio?!
[02:27] Yoshiko
It's a pleasure to meet you,
[02:29] Yoshiko
my lovely princess.
SIGN Cross-dressing Yoshiko
[02:32] Teacher
"L-Lovely princess"?!
[02:35] Teacher
I-I'm a teacher. Don't joke about—
[02:45] Yoshiko
I'm being serious here.
[02:49] Teacher
Ba-dump!
[02:50] Teacher
It wouldn't work out. I'm too old for you.
[02:55] Yoshiko
You aren't too old.
[02:57] Yoshiko
28 is borderline not-creepy.
[02:59] Teacher
I'm borderline?!
[03:01] Yoshiko
You idiot! That's the best part!
[03:05] Yoshiko
Bananas taste best just before they rot.
[03:09] Teacher
Y-You're right...
[03:11] Yoshiko
Just be a little more daring,
and the guys will fall all over you.
[03:15] Teacher
W-Would... you fall for me, too?
[03:18] Yoshiko
Hey, now, don't ask for the impossible.
[03:21] Teacher
You're right. I'm just too...
[03:24] Yoshiko
How do you expect me to
fall for you... even more?
[03:28] Teacher
You big dummy!
[03:29] Teacher
Dummy! Dummy! Dummy!
[03:33] Teacher
Can I really be more confident?
[03:37] Yoshiko
Of course you can.
[03:39] Yoshiko
Just look at how cute you are.
[03:41] Teacher
Say it again.
[03:43] Yoshiko
You're cute.
[03:44] Teacher
One more time.
[03:45] Yoshiko
You're beautiful.
[03:47] Teacher
Again!
[03:48] Yoshiko
Actually, maybe not so much.
[03:49] Teacher
What?!
SIGN Just
[03:50] Yoshiko
Just...
[03:51] Yoshiko
kidding.
SIGN Kidding
[03:52] Teacher
Oh, please.
SIGN Oh, please
[03:55] Teacher
Thank you, Yoshio-kun.
[03:58] Teacher
I'll try a little harder.
[04:00] Yoshiko
You will?
[04:01] Yoshiko
I'm glad.
[04:02] Teacher
So...
[04:04] Teacher
Accept this!
[04:08] Teacher
All of my courage!
[04:14] Yoshiko
Any man you love will have it rough.
[04:18] Yoshiko
If I tasted a kiss this sweet every day,
[04:21] Yoshiko
I'd get diabetes for sure.
[04:24] Teacher
Y-Yoshio-sama!
[04:28] Yoshiko
Later, Sensei.
[04:30] Teacher
U-Um!
[04:32] Teacher
When will I see you again?
[04:36] Yoshiko
I'll come for you every night...
[04:39] Yoshiko
in your dreams.
[04:42] Teacher
O-Okay...
[04:48] Yoshiko
How was that?!
[04:49] Akuru
More like, what are you going to do now?
SIGN Aho Girl
SIGN Part 24
[04:58] Yoshiko
You're really fluffy today, Dog!
[05:01] Sayaka
He's so cute.
[05:03] Yoshiko
Me and Dog are super BFFs!
[05:05] Yoshiko
Right, Dog?
[05:07] Sayaka
Um, Yoshiko-chan, why do you call him "Dog"?
[05:11] Yoshiko
Huh?
[05:14] Yoshiko
Was it cats that go "woof"?
[05:16] Sayaka
No, it's dogs...
[05:17] Sayaka
Um, I was just wondering
if doggy had a name.
[05:21] Yoshiko
Huh? What do you mean?
[05:22] Sayaka
I mean, doggy's name—
[05:24] Yoshiko
Who the heck is "Dog Gy"?!
SIGN Dog
[05:27] Sayaka
Dog... Gy?!
SIGN Gy
[05:30] Akuru
She's asking if the dog has a name.
[05:33] Yoshiko
Oh, A-kun!
[05:36] Akuru
You don't find a dog as good
as this one every day.
[05:39] Akuru
There, there. Who's a good boy?
[05:42] Sayaka
A-kun-san is acting really nice right now...
[05:45] Yoshiko
They get along real well.
[05:47] Sayaka
Really?
[05:48] Both
If only he could be this nice to humans...
[05:52] Akuru
Why are you looking at me like that?
[05:54] Akuru
Whatever. Just give him
a name other than "Dog."
[05:56] Akuru
I feel bad for him.
[05:57] Yoshiko
Even though he's a dog?!
[05:58] Akuru
Yes!
[05:59] Yoshiko
Hmm...
[06:01] Yoshiko
Then "Cat."
[06:01] Akuru
But he's a dog!
[06:02] Yoshiko
I know that!
[06:04] Akuru
You know nothing!
SIGN Hanabatake
[06:06] Akuru
Give the dog a dog name!
[06:08] Yoshiko
Well, you should've just said that!
[06:10] Akuru
I did say that!
[06:11] ---
Stare...
[06:14] Yoshiko
He's big...
[06:15] Yoshiko
You can ride him...
[06:17] Yoshiko
Car!
[06:18] Akuru
He's a dog, damn it!
[06:21] Akuru
Fine. I'll name him.
[06:23] Yoshiko
Really?!
[06:23] Akuru
All right. From today on, you're "George."
[06:26] Yoshiko
Ha! That's American!
[06:28] Yoshiko
You're giving a dog an American name!
[06:30] Yoshiko
What a joke!
[06:31] Akuru
It's better than naming a dog "Dog"!
[06:35] Yoshiko
Wait, is it a pun on "joke" and
"George"? Dang, that's subtle!
[06:38] Akuru
This isn't a joke!
[06:39] Akuru
Then let's let him choose his name.
[06:41] Yoshiko
I'm fine with that!
[06:43] Yoshiko
Except Dog loves me,
so I've got the advantage.
[06:47] Akuru
Hah. What are you talking about? We're bound
by a burning friendship far deeper than that!
[06:52] Yoshiko
Wh-What'd you say?
[06:53] Sayaka
The pressure...
[06:55] Akuru
George!
[06:57] Yoshiko
Dog!
[06:58] Akuru
George!
[06:59] Yoshiko
Dog!
[07:00] Akuru
George!
[07:01] Yoshiko
Dog!
[07:01] Akuru
George!
[07:02] Yoshiko
Dog!
[07:03] Akuru
George!
[07:03] Yoshiko
Dog!
[07:04] Akuru
George!
[07:04] Yoshiko
Dog!
[07:05] Akuru
George!
[07:05] Yoshiko
Dog!
[07:05] Akuru
George!
[07:06] Yoshiko
Dog!
[07:11] Akuru
Why are you running away?
[07:12] Akuru
Choose the one you like more!
[07:13] Yoshiko
Wait for me!
[07:16] Sayaka
D-Don't you understand?
[07:18] Sayaka
He loves you both! He can't choose just one!
[07:31] Both
Oh, you...
[07:35] Akuru
I'm sorry. A name isn't
worth making you suffer.
[07:41] Yoshiko
That's right, A-kun.
[07:43] Yoshiko
As long as you understand.
[07:47] Akuru
This started because you kept
calling him something stupid!
[07:49] Yoshiko
It wasn't stupid!
[07:50] Akuru
Put yourself in the dog's place!
With an idiot master!
[07:52] Yoshiko
I'd be so happy!
[07:53] Akuru
Not a chance!
[07:54] Yoshiko
I'll be your master, too!
[07:55] Akuru
Like hell!
[07:56] Sayaka
Y-You sure have it rough.
[07:56] Yoshiko
Come, A-kun, dive into my breast!
[07:58] Akuru
Hell no!
SIGN Part 25
SIGN Class 1-2
[08:10] Emura
That's, like, totally bad.
[08:12] Yoshiko
Hey! Gal over there! I can
almost see your panties!
[08:15] Emura
Ugh! The stupidest girl in class!
[08:17] Emura
Ignore her. Don't talk to her.
[08:20] Hiiragi
Agreed.
[08:20] Shiina
Yeah.
[08:23] Yoshiko
Flip!
[08:25] Yoshiko
See? I saw them!
[08:26] Emura
Don't flip my skirt!
[08:28] Emura
You picking a fight?
[08:30] Yoshiko
Huh?
[08:31] Shiina
Don't pay attention to the idiot.
It's a waste of energy.
[08:34] Hiiragi
Yeah, let's go play around.
[08:35] Emura
R-Right.
[08:37] Yoshiko
Are you serious?! I wanna go play, too!
[08:40] Shiina
Never mind. Let's get to studying.
[08:43] Emura
Yeah.
[08:44] Yoshiko
What're you talking about?
[08:45] Yoshiko
Gals don't study!
[08:47] Emura
Are you making fun of me?!
[08:49] Yoshiko
We might be similar in that regard, actually.
[08:51] Emura
No, we aren't!
[08:53] Yoshiko
You get zeros on all your tests, right?
[08:55] Emura
I'm not you!
[08:56] Emura
I get tens and above!
[08:58] Two
Huh?
[08:59] Yoshiko
You're an idiot, too!
[09:00] Emura
I just don't care to study!
SIGN Class 1-2
[09:02] Hiiragi
L-Let's just go.
[09:04] Shiina
Just ignore her.
[09:06] Emura
Okay, okay.
[09:07] Emura
You'd better not follow us!
[09:21] Emura
Stop following us!
[09:22] Yoshiko
Playing tag is fun!
[09:24] Emura
We're not playing!
[09:25] Yoshiko
Chase your dreams and other tag
players to the ends of the earth!
[09:28] Emura
Stay away!
[09:30] Shiina
Will you quit it already?
[09:33] Yoshiko
Is it hide-and-seek next?
[09:34] Yoshiko
I'll be "it"!
[09:36] Emura
That's not the issue here!
[09:37] Hiiragi
W-We're not very good at hiding.
Will you show us how it's done?
[09:42] Yoshiko
Really?!
[09:43] Emura
Y-Yeah. Uh...
[09:46] Emura
Please.
[09:49] Yoshiko
You really want me to?
[09:50] Emura
Yes, please!
[09:52] Yoshiko
Well, if you insist!
[09:53] Yoshiko
I'm gonna hide real easy, so come find me!
[09:58] Emura
Yeah, she's just an idiot.
[10:00] Hiiragi
Now let's go play around.
SIGN The Next Day
[10:06] Teacher
Huh? Is Hanabatake-san absent today?
[10:11] Emura
You think she's depressed
'cause we ditched her?
SIGN The Second Day
[10:17] Teacher
Hanabatake-san's absent again?
[10:21] Sayaka
Sensei, I texted Yoshiko-chan, and she
said she's playing hide-and-seek...
SIGN The Third Day
[10:28] Three
Sh-She's a total idiot.
[10:31] Emura
D-Does this mean she'll keep
hiding until we find her?
[10:36] Hiiragi
She hasn't had food or water for three days?
[10:38] Shiina
A-And it's our fault?
[10:40] Emura
Yeah...
[10:44] Shiina
How long is that idiot gonna hide?!
[10:46] Emura
We're sorry, damn it!
[10:48] Hiiragi
Are you here?!
[10:49] Shiina
Are you here?!
[10:50] Emura
Are you here?!
[10:51] Three
Where the hell are you?!
SIGN Three Hours Later...
[10:55] Emura
I can't find her!
[10:57] Hiiragi
She's taking this hiding thing too seriously.
[11:00] Emura
Damn! That idiot!
[11:01] Emura
She's totally pissing me off!
[11:08] Yoshiko
You found me!
[11:10] Emura
Are you a ninja or something?!
[11:12] Yoshiko
Pop!
[11:13] Yoshiko
You're good.
[11:15] Yoshiko
All right! I'm "it" next!
[11:17] Shiina
Do you ever run out of energy?!
[11:19] Emura
You're filthy!
[11:20] Emura
Go home, eat something, and sleep!
[11:22] Yoshiko
Oh, right! I'm hungry!
[11:24] Emura
Don't get so invested in hiding!
You'll kill yourself!
[11:28] Yoshiko
That was super fun!
[11:30] Yoshiko
Let's play again sometime!
[11:33] Three
We're never playing with you again!
[11:38] Sign
Part 26
SIGN Ruri-chan Happy 11th Birthday
[11:39] Everyone
Happy birthday!
[11:41] Sayaka
Ruri-chan, here's a present from me.
[11:43] Yoshiko
Gratz!
[11:44] Ruri
Th-Thank you.
[11:45] Akuru
Happy birthday, Ruri.
[11:47] Akuru
Here's something from me.
[11:49] Ruri
Is it a textbook that's easy to understand?
SIGN How to Get Through
Life Without a Degree
[11:51] Akuru
Your brother's a real-life analytical sample!
[11:53] Akuru
How to Get Through Life Without a Degree.
[11:58] Akuru
It's okay to give up.
[12:00] Ruri
Try to help me!
[12:03] Akuru
What didn't you like about it?!
[12:04] Akuru
You won't need to work so hard with this!
[12:07] Ruri
I don't want it!
[12:08] Akuru
Then what did you want?
[12:12] Ruri
A better brother.
[12:19] Akuru
Hey, now...
SIGN Like an Angel! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
Next time: "Like an Angel! Aho Girl!"
8 - Like an Angel! Aho Girl!
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SIGN Part 27
SIGN Class 1-2
[01:01] Yoshiko
Hey, you gals!
[01:03] Yoshiko
Let's play!
[01:06] Emura
Stay away, idiot girl.
[01:08] Yoshiko
Who're you texting?
[01:09] Yoshiko
Don't tell me your boyfriend!
[01:11] Emura
N-None of your business.
[01:14] Yoshiko
Oh...
[01:15] Yoshiko
Smells like you're single.
[01:17] Emura
Shut up!
[01:19] Emura
What's it matter if I have
a boyfriend or not?!
[01:21] Yoshiko
I wanna know what a gal's
relationships are like!
[01:24] Emura
Then ask her!
[01:26] Shiina
Huh?!
[01:26] Yoshiko
You've got a boyfriend?!
[01:28] Yoshiko
How long have you been dating?!
[01:31] Shiina
Th-Three months.
[01:34] Yoshiko
Which means you're at peak flirt stage!
[01:36] Shiina
Shut up!
[01:38] Yoshiko
What do you like about him?
[01:39] Yoshiko
How'd you start dating?
[01:40] Shiina
Who cares?!
[01:41] Yoshiko
We care! Right? Right?
[01:43] Emura
Well, she's never told us before.
[01:45] Shiina
H-Hey!
[01:47] Yoshiko
All right! Let's hear it!
[01:50] Shiina
Huh?!
[01:51] Yoshiko
Go on! However long it takes!
[01:56] Shiina
He's the one who asked me out.
[01:59] Yoshiko
How'd he do it?!
[02:00] Shiina
H-He said, "I've liked you since we first met.
[02:05] Shiina
Would you go out with me?"
[02:07] Yoshiko
There it is! Oldest line in the book!
[02:09] Yoshiko
The "I've liked you since we first met!"
[02:12] Shiina
You're enjoying this way too much.
[02:13] Yoshiko
So what'd you say back?!
[02:15] Shiina
Well, uh...
[02:16] Shiina
"Sure, whatever."
[02:18] Yoshiko
All of his courage and valor
for such a weak response?!
[02:20] Shiina
W-Well, I'd liked him since forever,
too, so I was surprised...
[02:24] Yoshiko
You pure maiden!
[02:25] Two
Huh...
[02:27] Yoshiko
And a kiss?! Have you kissed yet?!
[02:30] Shiina
H-Hell no, you idiot!
[02:32] Yoshiko
Have you at least held hands?
[02:34] Shiina
N-No way I could do that!
[02:37] Yoshiko
Have you even told him
that you like him yet?
[02:41] Shiina
Too embarrassing.
[02:44] Yoshiko
There's a limit to how pure you can be!
[02:47] Shiina
Huh?!
[02:48] Yoshiko
You haven't kissed, you haven't held hands,
[02:49] Yoshiko
and you haven't even told him how you feel?!
[02:51] Shiina
B-But I said I'd go out with him...
[02:55] Yoshiko
Boys feel insecure unless
you tell them in words!
[02:58] Yoshiko
That relationship's on track
to fall apart on its own!
[03:01] Shiina
No way!
[03:02] Hiiragi
You know, even I feel bad for your boyfriend.
[03:05] Emura
Same here. Really bad.
[03:07] Emura
I think.
[03:08] Yoshiko
So here.
[03:09] Yoshiko
Tell him. Now.
[03:11] Shiina
What?!
[03:11] Yoshiko
Send your love, post haste!
[03:14] Shiina
I-I can't do that.
[03:17] Yoshiko
It's for your boyfriend's sake!
[03:24] Shiina
Wait, I don't see why I have to do it here!
[03:37] Shiina
U-Uh... It's me...
[03:41] Shiina
Um...
[03:42] Shiina
I... I like you, okay?!
[03:45] Shiina
I've liked you since forever, too!
[03:47] Shiina
So please don't dump me!
[03:49] [SONG] Sign
Call Ended
[03:53] Shiina
I said it...
[03:56] Shiina
Huh?
[03:56] Shiina
Huh?!
[03:57] Three
Stare...
[03:59] Yoshiko
That was so cute!
[04:01] Yoshiko
You look like a slut, but you're
just a little girl inside!
[04:04] Yoshiko
"I've liked you since forever, too!"
[04:06] Shiina
Hey!
[04:08] Yoshiko
"So please don't dump me!"
[04:11] Shiina
Stop!
SIGN Part 28
SIGN Candy Store
[04:21] Yoshiko
All right!
[04:22] Yoshiko
Let's buy a ton of snacks for the field trip!
[04:24] Nozomi
A ton!
[04:25] Masaru
It's our school's field trip.
[04:28] Mamoru
Well, whatever.
[04:29] Mamoru
What are you getting?
[04:31] Masaru
I'm thinking chocolate, chips, and—
[04:33] Yoshiko
You boys!
[04:34] Yoshiko
Don't take field trip snacks lightly!
[04:36] Boys
Huh?
[04:37] Yoshiko
If you make the wrong choice,
you'll be screwed!
[04:40] Mamoru
What?!
[04:41] Masaru
What do you mean?
[04:42] Yoshiko
You'll feel very sad.
[04:45] Mamoru
So what?!
[04:46] Yoshiko
Just think! Chocolate can melt, and
chips can get crushed in your bag!
[04:50] Yoshiko
And if you don't have enough,
you'll run out in no time!
[04:54] Boys
Oh!
[04:54] Masaru
I see.
[04:56] Masaru
That means we need to balance quality
and quantity under a budget of 300 yen,
[05:01] Masaru
while planning for weather
and handling during transport!
[05:06] Yoshiko
Could you use smaller words?
[05:07] Masaru
Those were small words!
[05:08] Mamoru
Yoshiko, you're an idiot, but
we get what you're saying.
[05:11] Masaru
We have to think before we buy.
[05:14] Yoshiko
Careful, now!
[05:15] Yoshiko
This store mixes expensive
stuff in with the cheap!
[05:18] Boys
Oh my God! Almond Crush
Pochi Deluxe! 300 yen!
[05:23] Yoshiko
If you buy that, you
can't buy anything else!
[05:26] Mamoru
But when you put it among the cheap
stuff, it looks even more delicious!
[05:30] Yoshiko
Don't tell me...
[05:31] Lady
Twinkle.
[05:32] Yoshiko
She planted this trap to suck
poor kids' wallets dry!
[05:35] Mamoru
That's one sly old lady!
[05:36] Yoshiko
B-But I...
[05:38] Yoshiko
will not fall...
[05:41] Yoshiko
for such an obvious trap...
[05:43] Yoshiko
Man, this looks delicious.
[05:45] Mamoru
Dang, you're weak!
[05:48] Lady
You don't have enough.
[05:50] Masaru
Are you really in high school?!
[05:51] Mamoru
Wait, let Yoshiko do her own thing.
[05:53] Masaru
Right!
[05:54] Masaru
Let's go!
[05:55] Masaru
I'll get gum, for long-lasting enjoyment!
[05:59] Mamoru
And I'll get hard candies!
[06:00] Boys
You, Nozomi?
[06:01] Nozomi
I got this.
[06:03] Boys
Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe?!
[06:06] Yoshiko
What?! Nozomi-chan, you bought that?!
[06:08] Nozomi
It looked really yummy!
[06:10] Yoshiko
No...
[06:11] Yoshiko
At this rate...
[06:17] Nozomi
Not enough snacks...
[06:20] Yoshiko
Nozomi-chan's field trip will
be shrouded in sorrow.
[06:24] GirlA
Nozomi-chan, those look really yummy!
[06:27] Nozomi
Huh?
[06:27] GirlB
Trade one of yours for mine?
[06:30] Yoshiko
Wait, no way! She's shooting for trades!
[06:32] Mamoru
Oh! That's right!
[06:34] Mamoru
Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe will stick out like a
sore thumb among other kids' cheap snacks!
[06:39] Masaru
If she trades sticks of Almond Crush
Pochi Deluxe for other snacks...
[06:44] Boys
She can have anything!
[06:45] Yoshiko
A single stick of Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe
can go for five—no, ten Chocoshoots!
SIGN Chocoshoots
[06:51] Yoshiko
Ten Chocoshoots!
[06:53] Yoshiko
Frightening...
[06:55] Yoshiko
She has...
[06:56] Yoshiko
the devil's own mind.
[06:59] Mamoru
I had no idea choosing
snacks could be so deep.
[07:02] Masaru
We underestimated what
Nozomi was capable of.
[07:05] Nozomi
Do you want this that badly?
[07:08] Yoshiko
You know we do! Why play dumb?!
[07:10] Nozomi
Then I'll give one to each of you!
[07:13] Yoshiko
Woohoo!
[07:16] Nozomi
Here, for you!
[07:17] Boys
A-Are you sure?
[07:18] Nozomi
Yeah!
[07:20] Mamoru
She's an angel...
SIGN Part 29
[07:29] President
Ah, Akutsu-kun.
[07:30] President
My heart feels so calm when you're near.
[07:33] President
I wish I could stay like this forever.
[07:38] President
This tea is exquisite, Akuru-san.
[07:41] Akuru
The tea is exquisite,
[07:44] Akuru
but nothing is more exquisite than your body.
[07:48] President
Does your libido not age?!
[07:54] President
What did you want to talk to me about?
[07:56] Sayaka
Um...
[07:57] Sayaka
It might be best if you stopped stalking...
[08:00] President
What?!
[08:01] President
I'm simply watching to ensure that
Akutsu-kun violates no regulations!
[08:04] President
In the first place, I have
no reason to stalk him!
[08:07] Sayaka
You do like A-kun-san, don't you?
[08:11] President
How did you know?
[08:13] Sayaka
Well, it's obvious to just about everyone.
[08:15] President
Wh-What are you talking about?!
[08:16] President
Akutsu-kun's just—
[08:17] President
Well, sometimes he can be nice,
[08:19] President
but he glares at people and he's
unfriendly and so sadistic...
[08:22] Sayaka
But that's what you like about him?
[08:23] President
I can't get enough of it!
[08:25] President
I fell for her trap!
[08:27] Sayaka
She overreacts to everything...
[08:28] Sayaka
It might be best if you acted diligent, calm,
and composed in front of A-kun-san.
[08:34] President
Huh?
[08:34] President
You mean I'm already perfect for him?
[08:37] Sayaka
Huh?
[08:39] Sayaka
Don't you always lose your
cool and go haywire?
[08:42] Sayaka
You've even snuck into
A-kun-san's bed before.
[08:45] President
To defend Akutsu-kun from
Hanabatake-san's machinations.
[08:48] Sayaka
You've tried to peep on him in the bath.
[08:49] President
I did it for his well-being.
He has to love me more for it.
[08:53] Sayaka
I'm too late.
[08:54] President
What's that look in your eyes?
[08:56] President
A-Am I doing something wrong?!
[08:59] Sayaka
Th-Then how do you think A-kun-san sees you?
[09:02] President
As a beautiful, role-model
upperclassman, right?
[09:06] Sayaka
That optimism can keep you
happy the rest of your life.
[09:09] President
Really, why are you looking at me that way?
[09:12] President
How does he actually see me?
[09:13] President
Tell me!
[09:15] President
I want the truth! I can handle the truth!
[09:20] Sayaka
He sees you as a crazed maniac.
[09:26] President
Well, that...
[09:27] President
is just silly!
[09:28] Sayaka
She can't handle it at all!
[09:30] Sayaka
Wait, maybe it's better for her this way?
[09:33] President
Huh?
[09:34] President
Wh-What? That was a joke... right?
[09:39] President
It wasn't?
[09:42] President
Then...
[09:44] President
When I snuck into his bed...
[09:46] Sayaka
Sexually deviant behavior.
[09:47] President
And peeped in the bath...
[09:48] Sayaka
That was a crime.
[09:50] President
Kill me now.
[09:51] Sayaka
Huh?
[09:52] President
No, wait, I'm already dead as a woman.
[09:57] Sayaka
Wh-What should I do?
[09:59] Sayaka
J-Just kidding!
[10:01] Sayaka
It was a joke!
[10:02] President
What?
[10:03] President
R-Really?
[10:04] President
Then what does he think of me?
[10:06] Sayaka
H-He's on the verge of falling for you.
[10:08] President
I knew it!
[10:13] Sayaka
What to do about this?
SIGN Part 30
SIGN Hanabatake
[10:21] Sayaka
Hello, doggy!
[10:23] Yoshiko
Sayaka-chan, do you have a dog?
[10:25] Sayaka
I do have one.
[10:27] Sayaka
A Pomeranian.
[10:28] Yoshiko
Seriously?!
[10:29] Yoshiko
Lemme ride him!
[10:30] Sayaka
Huh?
[10:30] Sayaka
Sh-She isn't big enough...
[10:32] Yoshiko
Huh? Then why are you keeping her?
[10:35] Sayaka
Because she's cute?!
[10:38] Sayaka
I'm home!
[10:41] Sayaka
Here, meet Pome-chan.
[10:44] Yoshiko
Oh, Pome-chan!
[10:46] Sayaka
Isn't she cute?
[10:48] Yoshiko
She looks so weak.
[10:49] Sayaka
You mean "cute," right?!
[10:50] Yoshiko
She totally doesn't know how big
and cruel the world can be.
[10:53] Sayaka
Looks who's talking!
[11:00] Yoshiko
Oh, Dog's face is suddenly tense!
[11:02] Yoshiko
It couldn't be...
[11:03] Yoshiko
You wanna fight?!
[11:04] Sayaka
Fight who?!
[11:11] Yoshiko
Wh-What's wrong?!
[11:13] Yoshiko
Why are you so scared?!
[11:18] Yoshiko
He's trembling with fear?!
[11:22] Yoshiko
A peace offering?!
SIGN A gift for you
SIGN I'm not hungry
[11:28] Yoshiko
But she refuses!
[11:30] Yoshiko
Oh, God!
[11:31] Yoshiko
It's Pome-chan who's spoiling for a fight?!
[11:34] Sayaka
Isn't she adorable?
[11:35] Yoshiko
C-Could it be...
[11:37] Yoshiko
Is she actually super strong?!
[11:39] Yoshiko
Sh-She's coming!
[11:40] Yoshiko
Watch out, Dog!
[11:42] Yoshiko
Get careless, and you're dead!
[11:51] Yoshiko
Dog!
[11:52] Yoshiko
What did she do to you?!
[11:55] Yoshiko
Hang in there!
[11:57] Yoshiko
S-Surrender?!
[12:00] Yoshiko
I-Impossible.
[12:02] Yoshiko
My dear Dog has lost.
[12:05] Sayaka
I hope you can play nice with Pome-chan.
[12:08] Yoshiko
I'm sorry, Sayaka-chan. I was wrong.
[12:11] Sayaka
Huh?
[12:12] Yoshiko
Pome-chan is an amazing dog!
[12:15] Sayaka
So now you see?
[12:17] Yoshiko
Damn you!
SIGN Festival! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
Next time: "Festival! Aho Girl!"
9 - Festival! Aho Girl!
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SIGN Part 31
SIGN Cultural Festival
[01:02] Teacher
Now then, the cultural
festival is approaching,
SIGN Cultural Festival
[01:04] Teacher
so we need to select a committee member.
[01:06] Teacher
Would anyone like to—
[01:07] Yoshiko
Me!
[01:08] Akuru
Idiot. Do you even know what
a committee member does?
[01:12] Yoshiko
Nope! Not a clue!
[01:13] Akuru
Then why did you volunteer?
[01:15] Yoshiko
It was an impulse!
[01:16] Yoshiko
Also, what's a cultural festival again?
[01:19] Akuru
Cut it out.
[01:20] Sayaka
Remember when we run cafés and
haunted houses out of our classrooms?
[01:24] Yoshiko
Oh! I wanna do that!
[01:26] Akuru
Then do it.
[01:27] Akuru
If you can.
[01:28] Yoshiko
Doing it!
[01:30] Emura
Hey.
[01:31] Emura
You know our class's thing is going
to tank if this idiot girl's in charge.
[01:36] Akuru
Cultural festivals are mere entertainment.
[01:38] Emura
What?!
[01:39] Akuru
It's a good opportunity to let Yoshiko
fail and get a sense for her own idiocy.
[01:43] Akuru
Is there a problem with that?
[01:45] Emura
It's the cultural festival!
[01:46] Emura
Where we come together as one, do all
sorts of stuff, make it all awesome,
[01:49] Emura
and have a party after!
[01:51] Emura
I've been looking forward to this all year!
[01:54] Akuru
Such a pure heart...
SIGN Cultural Festival
[01:55] Teacher
Um, we're in the middle of homeroom...
[01:57] Akuru
In the first place, you talk all
through class, you never study,
[02:02] Akuru
and you don't do anything
students are supposed to do.
[02:04] Akuru
What gives you the right to
enjoy the cultural festival?
[02:08] Emura
I-I have every right!
[02:09] Emura
B-Because... you know... like...
[02:12] Akuru
Your thinking speed shows how
little you actually study.
[02:17] Emura
O-Oh, and I suppose you think you're smart?!
[02:21] Akuru
I am.
[02:22] Akuru
Smarter than you, at least.
[02:23] Emura
Ew, hear that? He totally
doesn't have any friends.
[02:27] Shiina
Oh, and that's why he
hates cultural festivals?
[02:30] Emura
You poor kid! God, that's hilarious!
[02:32] Yoshiko
A-kun's got me!
[02:34] Emura
God, that's hilarious!
[02:38] Emura
They're a perfect couple!
[02:40] Shiina
A loner and an idiot!
[02:42] Hiiragi
Have fun looking after her forever.
[02:44] Akuru
Shut your freaking traps,
[02:46] Akuru
you three uglies.
[02:47] Emura
Huh? What'd you call us, loner?!
[02:49] Akuru
I called you ugly, you ugly bitch!
[02:51] Emura
H-Huh? Wh-Who're you calling ugly?!
[02:54] Akuru
What, did you think you
were even remotely pretty?
[02:58] Emura
I-I didn't say that...
[03:01] Akuru
Then you're ugly, all right!
[03:03] Emura
B-But... I thought...
[03:07] Emura
Jeez, come on...
[03:09] Emura
Why do you have to be so mean?
[03:13] Shiina
Why'd you make her cry, asshole?!
[03:15] Hiiragi
I can't believe you.
[03:16] Akuru
N-No, I— Wait—
[03:18] Emura
I hate this!
[03:19] Emura
I don't want to let things go his way!
[03:22] Girls
Uh-huh.
SIGN Cultural Festival
[03:27] Teacher
So who's going to be on the committee—
[03:30] Both
I wanna do it!
[03:33] Yoshiko
Let's work together.
[03:35] Girls
Hell no, damn you!
SIGN Committee Member Election
SIGN Hanabatake
SIGN Emura
SIGN Part 32
[03:44] Shiina
Aren't we kinda behind schedule?
[03:47] Emura
Yeah, we might be.
[03:48] Yoshiko
Ha, ha, ha.
[03:49] Yoshiko
Then why not stay overnight to work?
[03:52] Emura
Huh? How do we do that?
[03:54] Yoshiko
In secret!
[03:55] Girls
Then keep it down!
[04:02] Shiina
All right. Everyone's gone home.
[04:04] Yoshiko
I brought a ton of stuff!
[04:06] Yoshiko
Like a flashlight for exploring
the school at night!
[04:10] Yoshiko
And cards we can play with!
[04:11] Emura
What the hell'd you come here to do?!
[04:13] Yoshiko
And...
[04:14] Yoshiko
a TV and a VS4!
[04:17] Emura
She seriously just came to play!
[04:19] Emura
W-Well, exploring the school at
night sounds kinda exciting.
[04:23] Emura
If we manage to get caught up,
we could play a little...
[04:26] Shiina
We're working all night
until morning, damn it!
[04:29] Emura
Huh?
[04:31] Emura
R-Right. We don't have time for fun.
[04:36] Shiina
Uh... Huh?
[04:37] Yoshiko
Let's explore the school!
[04:39] Yoshiko
Holy crap, there's no one here!
[04:41] Yoshiko
I feel like I've got the
whole world in my hands!
[04:42] Emura
H-Hey, wait!
[04:44] Emura
I'm gonna go catch her!
[04:46] Shiina
O-Okay.
[04:47] Emura
I'm not doing it because I want to go, too!
[04:49] Shiina
Right. We know.
[04:52] Emura
G-Get back here!
[04:54] Yoshiko
I'm gonna go in here!
[04:58] Emura
Wait, that's the boys' bathroom!
[04:59] Yoshiko
Oh, so this is a urinal?!
[05:02] Emura
What the hell are you doing?!
[05:03] Yoshiko
It's crazy! Come in and see!
[05:05] Emura
What?!
[05:06] Yoshiko
You might never get another
chance to see these!
[05:08] Emura
W-Well, I guess not...
[05:13] Emura
You'd have a full view of the guy beside you!
[05:15] Yoshiko
They wanna show each other! Boys are crazy!
[05:17] Emura
I-Is that how it works?
[05:19] Yoshiko
Hey, hey! Let's pretend to pee standing up!
[05:19] Shiina
Hey...
[05:21] Shiina
Let's get back to work.
[05:21] Emura
What?!
[05:21] Yoshiko
I'll be "it"!
[05:22] Emura
What?! Wait—
[05:23] Emura
Oh.
[05:23] Emura
R-Right!
[05:24] Yoshiko
All right! Let's bust out the VS4!
[05:26] Emura
You mean work on cultural festival stuff!
[05:28] Yoshiko
You don't wanna play?!
[05:30] Emura
I-I never said that...
[05:32] Yoshiko
Make up your mind!
[05:33] Emura
I wanna play!
[05:36] Hiiragi
W-Well, the night is young...
[05:39] Shiina
We could play a little.
[05:42] Emura
Really?!
[05:46] Both
Grinning from ear to ear.
SIGN ~ 1 Hour Later ~
[05:53] Emura
This is pretty fun.
SIGN ~ 3 Hours Later ~
[05:57] Shiina
W-Well, should we get to work now?
[06:01] Emura
R-Right.
[06:03] Yoshiko
Seriously?! But we're right at the best part!
[06:08] Emura
W-We'll get to it in a minute.
[06:11] Shiina
O-Okay...
SIGN ~ 7 Hours Later ~
[06:15] Shiina
It's dawn, you know.
[06:17] Shiina
We should really...
[06:19] Yoshiko
We're almost at the final boss.
[06:23] Emura
But, uh...
[06:26] Emura
We can't, right?
[06:29] Shiina
We can just stay overnight again tomorrow.
[06:32] Emura
I didn't think about that!
[06:38] Emura
W-We beat it.
[06:40] Yoshiko
Staying overnight at school
with friends is super fun!
[06:44] Emura
Yeah!
[06:44] Emura
Wait, who said I was friends with you?!
SIGN No work was done the following night, either.
SIGN Maid Café
SIGN Part 33
[06:57] Yoshiko
Cultural festival time!
[06:58] Sayaka
Let's do our best!
SIGN 1-2 Maid Café
[07:00] Yoshiko
Café time!
[07:01] Yoshiko
Maid time!
[07:03] Yoshiko
Maid A-kun time!
[07:07] Emura
Get up, idiot. Quit fooling around.
[07:10] Emura
It's about to start.
[07:11] Yoshiko
Woohoo! Finally!
[07:12] PA
The cultural festival is officially open.
[07:15] Sayaka
Welcome, master!
[07:18] Yoshiko
We've got banana crêpes!
[07:20] Ryuuichi
Sis!
[07:21] Ryuuichi
Allow me to contribute to your profits!
[07:24] Yoshiko
Ooh! Thanks!
[07:27] Yoshiko
Tarou-kun!
[07:28] Ryuuichi
It's Ryuuichi!
[07:30] Yoshiko
Tarou-kun!
[07:31] Ryuuichi
Thank you! It's Ryuuichi!
SIGN Part 34
[07:39] Yoshiko
The cultural festival is fun!
[07:43] Yoshiko
W-Wait, that's...
[07:44] Boy
I like you!
[07:46] President
I'm sorry.
[07:47] Yoshiko
You're breaking my heart!
[07:49] President
Hanabatake-san? What are you doing here?
[07:52] Yoshiko
You worked up every fiber of
courage you could, didn't you?
[07:55] Boy
Y-Yes...
[07:56] Yoshiko
Since when have you liked her?
[07:58] Boy
For the last three years.
[07:59] Yoshiko
Did you want to fondle those boobs?
[08:01] Boy
Yes, I did!
[08:03] Yoshiko
Let him fondle them!
[08:05] President
Why should I?!
[08:06] Yoshiko
What would you do if the person
you liked rejected you?
[08:11] President
I-If Akutsu-kun rejected me?!
[08:16] Akuru
I don't give a damn about you.
[08:18] President
Say it isn't so!
[08:19] Yoshiko
And if that person liked me instead?
[08:23] President
No!
[08:26] President
Th-That would be... too hard.
[08:29] Yoshiko
What would you wish for then?
[08:32] President
At least... At the very least, a memory...
[08:36] President
A kiss to remember him by.
[08:40] Yoshiko
Now you understand.
[08:42] Yoshiko
So please...
[08:43] Yoshiko
Let him fondle your boobs.
[08:46] President
That's his memory?
[08:47] President
B-But a kiss and a fondle
are far too different.
[08:50] Yoshiko
You fool!
[08:51] Yoshiko
Women seek kisses as memories,
and men seek boobs!
[08:56] Yoshiko
If you truly understand the pain of
heartbreak without even a memory,
[09:01] Yoshiko
then break the chain of sorrow
with your massive rack!
[09:05] Yoshiko
Just one feel! Just one feel is enough!
[09:08] President
Oh, fine!
[09:10] President
Bring it on!
[09:12] Yoshiko
That's a good girl!
[09:13] Yoshiko
Now come, boy!
[09:15] Boy
Yes! Thank you very much!
[09:23] Akuru
What are you people doing?
[09:36] President
Hi-yah!
[09:39] President
N-N-Nothing!
[09:42] Yoshiko
Are you okay? Hang in there!
[09:44] Boy
Th-That was fine, too.
[09:47] Akuru
What the hell?
SIGN Part 35
[09:55] Sayaka
The cultural festival was
a success! Way to go, us!
[09:57] Yoshiko
Yay!
[09:59] Emura
What's this jerk doing here?
[10:01] Akuru
I could say the same to you.
[10:03] Sayaka
A-All right! Let's have some fun!
[10:06] Yoshiko
Yay!
[10:07] Emura
Moron.
[10:08] Akuru
Get lost, idiot.
[10:10] Sayaka
Can't you guys try to get along?
[10:12] Yoshiko
Yay!
[10:15] Hiiragi
Wow, he started studying.
[10:17] Shiina
Loners have no idea how to socialize.
[10:19] Akuru
Shut up, uglies.
[10:20] Emura
Why don't you try and say that again?!
[10:23] Emura
Who the hell do you think you are?!
[10:23] Akuru
What, you're deaf, too?
I called you ugly, ugly!
[10:25] Sayaka
I just wanted everyone to get along.
[10:29] Sayaka
But this...
[10:30] Sayaka
But this...
[10:32] Sayaka
Damn it!
[10:39] Emura
This one's a beer!
[10:41] Hiiragi
They brought us the wrong order.
[10:42] Shiina
But she hasn't drunk any.
[10:44] Emura
She couldn't have...
[10:46] Akuru
...gotten drunk off fumes?
[10:47] Sayaka
You just keep fighting!
You make me want to cry!
[10:51] Sayaka
Wait, I'm already crying!
Point it out, damn you!
[10:54] Akuru
She's that kind of drunk...
[10:55] Sayaka
I try to break up your fighting,
but all you do is ignore me.
[10:58] Sayaka
None of you have any respect for me!
[11:01] Yoshiko
That's not true!
[11:04] Sayaka
Yoshiko-chan...
[11:06] Yoshiko
You're cute, and you're nice,
[11:08] Yoshiko
and you're flatter than a board!
[11:14] Sayaka
It's always my boobs!
[11:16] Sayaka
No one respects me because
I don't have boobs?
[11:19] Sayaka
You make me want to cry!
[11:23] Akuru
Y-You're already crying.
[11:25] Sayaka
Way to point out the obvious!
[11:27] Akuru
What was I supposed to do?!
[11:29] Emura
H-Hey, don't take it so hard.
[11:31] Sayaka
They're so small, it's funny!
[11:33] Sayaka
Yes, that's right...
[11:34] Sayaka
Just look at my boobs and laugh!
[11:36] Two
This isn't funny!
[11:38] Sayaka
Come on, everybody laugh!
[11:40] Sayaka
There'll finally be peace in here,
and we can all get along!
[11:45] Emura
Hey, you've actually got nice volume.
[11:49] Sayaka
I padded the hell out of them!
[11:53] Girls
This isn't funny...
[11:55] Sayaka
Just look! Amazingly flat, right?
[11:57] Yoshiko
I understand! I understand the amazingness!
[12:00] Yoshiko
They're truly a wonder!
[12:02] Yoshiko
I christen them the Sayakan Plain!
[12:04] Yoshiko
Flat as far as the eye can see!
[12:06] Sayaka
Right?! Right?!
[12:14] Sayaka
I want to cry.
SIGN Karaoke
[12:17] Sayaka
I'm already crying!
[12:20] Girls
We're sorry.
SIGN Middle School Year 2
SIGN Middle School Year 3
SIGN High School Year 1
SIGN Drive! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
Next time: "Drive! Aho Girl!"
10 - Drive! Aho Girl!
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SIGN Part 36
[01:03] Emura
Okay.
[01:04] Emura
I'm doing it.
[01:05] Emura
I'm piercing my ears.
[01:08] Emura
Today's the day I actually do it.
[01:10] Emura
I'm doing it right now!
[01:13] Girls
So do it.
[01:15] Yoshiko
What'cha doing?
[01:16] Yoshiko
Do I squeeze this?
[01:17] Emura
I'll kill you!
[01:18] Emura
You nearly put a hole in my ear!
[01:20] Yoshiko
Whoa, a needle!
[01:22] Yoshiko
What were you going to do
to your ear with that?
[01:24] Emura
Huh?
[01:25] Emura
Well, uh...
[01:27] Emura
I was going to... put a hole in it.
[01:29] Yoshiko
Now you've lost me!
[01:31] Yoshiko
If you pierce your ear with a needle,
blood will fly everywhere.
[01:36] Yoshiko
Then bacteria will enter
the wound and infect it...
[01:41] Yoshiko
Then you suffer...
[01:43] Yoshiko
and die.
[01:44] Emura
Stop!
[01:45] Emura
I-I won't die...
[01:47] Emura
I won't...
[01:50] Emura
I won't die, right?
[01:51] Shiina
You'll be fine.
[01:53] Emura
I won't bleed, right?
[01:54] Shiina
Well, yes, you'll bleed.
[01:56] Emura
Damn it!
[01:58] Emura
All I wanted was to wear cute earrings...
[02:01] Yoshiko
Don't be crazy!
[02:03] Yoshiko
Why would you go so far?!
[02:05] Yoshiko
You want a man?!
[02:07] Emura
So what if I do?!
[02:09] Emura
I wanted to dress nicer,
[02:10] Emura
look prettier...
[02:12] Emura
I want a boyfriend, damn it.
[02:14] Yoshiko
So that's why?
[02:17] Emura
I mean, guys ask Hiiragi out sometimes,
[02:20] Emura
and Shiina can't stop flirting
with her boyfriend.
[02:23] Emura
But I've got nothing!
[02:25] Emura
If I can't pierce my ears,
[02:27] Emura
there's no hope for me!
[02:29] Emura
So don't stop me.
[02:33] Yoshiko
I understand completely.
[02:34] Yoshiko
But if you do it with such unsteady
hands, you'll mess up for sure.
[02:38] Emura
Just shut up!
[02:40] Yoshiko
So...
[02:41] Yoshiko
I'll hold your hand for you.
[02:46] Emura
You...
[02:47] Yoshiko
Now do it!
[02:49] Yoshiko
I'll hold your hand with all my might!
[02:51] Emura
Yeah! I'm doing it!
[02:52] Yoshiko
Do it! Ram a hole through that ear!
[02:55] Emura
First, I have to calm my mind...
[02:57] Yoshiko
Ram a hole through the
door to your new future!
[03:00] Emura
Wait, stop!
[03:01] Emura
Don't push!
[03:02] Yoshiko
Go!
[03:04] Emura
Let go! I'm not ready for this!
[03:10] Yoshiko
There, there.
[03:13] Yoshiko
You did it.
[03:19] Shiina
B-But it didn't hurt that much, right?
[03:23] Emura
Well, no...
[03:24] Emura
It didn't really.
[03:26] Hiiragi
So just do the other ear.
[03:28] Emura
Huh?!
[03:29] Emura
Um...
[03:32] Emura
Maybe some other time.
[03:34] Shiina
O-Okay.
SIGN Seeking Boyfriend
SIGN Part 37
[03:42] Yoshiko
All right!
SIGN Hanabatake
[03:42] Yoshiko
Let's go for a walk!
[03:49] Yoshiko
You're full of energy today!
[03:51] Yoshiko
Wanna go for a longer walk?
SIGN Brooooom
SIGN Vrooooom
SIGN Dadadadooooom
SIGN Vrooooom
[04:04] Motorist
Hah!
[04:05] Motorist
Is there no one left who can light a fire
in the heart of the Hawk of Koudan Pass?
SIGN Woof
[04:10] Yoshiko
Woohoo!
SIGN Thump
[04:11] Motorist
What?!
[04:12] Motorist
What's that?!
SIGN Vroooooom
SIGN Vroom
[04:14] Yoshiko
Huh?
SIGN Swish
SIGN Swish
SIGN Dadadadoom
[04:18] Motorist
A-A dog and some kid challenging
me to a race on the highway?
SIGN Grip
SIGN Vroom
[04:23] Motorist
You're going down!
[04:23] Yoshiko
Whee! Yay!
SIGN Screeeeech
[04:26] Sign
Wha—
SIGN Brooom
SIGN Vrooooooooom
[04:27] Yoshiko
Easy!
[04:27] Motorist
What?!
[04:29] Motorist
That cornering is crazy!
[04:31] Motorist
Is she some idiot with a death wish?!
SIGN Vroooooooooom
[04:33] Motorist
Or does she trust her machine that much?!
[04:36] Yoshiko
Woohoo!
[04:38] Motorist
But...
[04:39] Motorist
This straight will show
whose machine is superior!
SIGN Vrooooom
[04:43] Motorist
Here it comes!
SIGN Brooooom
[04:45] Motorist
Wha—
[04:46] Motorist
What?!
SIGN Fwooooosh
[04:48] Motorist
She's minimizing drag by
leaning all the way back?!
SIGN Vroooooooooom
[04:53] Motorist
It's a dog! A dog!
[04:54] Motorist
How could I lose to an animal?!
SIGN Vrooom
[04:56] Motorist
How could I lose?!
SIGN See ya
SIGN Bastards!
[05:00] Motorist
Bastards!
SIGN Vroom
[05:08] Yoshiko
Nothing beats a post-exercise banana!
[05:14] SexyVoice
Aho Girl.
SIGN Part 38
[05:16] Mamoru
All right! I'm coming to save you now!
[05:19] Yoshiko
Hey, guys! Let's play!
[05:22] Boys
Oh.
[05:22] Mamoru
It's Yoshiko.
[05:23] Yoshiko
Hey, is that a Micca-chan?!
I haven't seen one in forever!
[05:27] Nozomi
Yoshiko-oneechan, can you be Michael?
[05:29] Yoshiko
Huh?
[05:30] Yoshiko
I wanna be Micca-chan!
[05:32] Masaru
Are you a kid?!
[05:33] Nozomi
Okay.
[05:33] Mamoru
She's the grown-up!
[05:36] Yoshiko
Hi, Michael.
[05:37] Nozomi
Micca-chan, you sure look cute today.
[05:40] Yoshiko
What? Why are you trying to
seduce me? What do you want?
[05:45] Yoshiko
Money?
[05:46] Yoshiko
My body?!
[05:48] Yoshiko
Whatever. I don't care what you want.
[05:51] Yoshiko
All I really want right now is to be loved.
[05:55] Masaru
What the heck happened to her?
[05:57] Nozomi
I really do love you.
[05:59] Yoshiko
Liar!
[06:00] Yoshiko
You know what kind of woman I am, don't you?
[06:03] Masaru
No one does!
[06:04] Nozomi
I don't know what you mean, but that's okay!
[06:07] Mamoru
Man, Michael, do you even care?!
[06:09] Yoshiko
Michael...
[06:10] Boys
You're way too easy, Micca-chan!
[06:12] Yoshiko
I can finally be happy...
[06:14] Nozomi
Micca-chan!
[06:17] Mamoru
Let's play over there.
[06:18] Masaru
Yeah.
[06:23] Yoshiko
Michael!
[06:25] Masaru
Sorry!
[06:26] Yoshiko
Michael! Speak to me!
[06:29] Yoshiko
His pulse... has stopped...
[06:33] Yoshiko
I will... have...
[06:36] Yoshiko
revenge!
[06:39] Yoshiko
I will personally draw and quarter
every single one of you!
[06:44] Masaru
Micca-chan, you're scaring me!
[06:45] Yoshiko
Go to Hell!
[06:48] Yoshiko
Killer move: Micca-chan Murdering Kick!
[06:51] Masaru
T-Time out!
[06:57] Yoshiko
No!
[06:58] Masaru
Don't strip her!
[06:59] Yoshiko
You bad man!
[07:00] Yoshiko
Why would you beat me until
my clothes fell off?!
[07:04] Masaru
No, you took her clothes off!
[07:06] Yoshiko
Fine! You can have your way with me!
[07:08] Masaru
What does that mean?!
[07:09] Yoshiko
You can have your way with my body,
[07:13] Yoshiko
but my heart...
[07:15] Yoshiko
will always belong to Michael!
[07:16] Masaru
What the heck are you talking about?!
[07:18] Yoshiko
I'm sorry, Michael...
[07:21] Masaru
Let's just leave.
[07:23] Mamoru
Yeah.
[07:23] Yoshiko
What?! You're not even interested in my body?!
[07:27] Masaru
You're way too needy, Micca-chan!
[07:29] Yoshiko
It's all over!
[07:31] Yoshiko
My life is over!
[07:33] Yoshiko
I'm worthless as a woman!
[07:35] Nozomi
That's not true.
[07:37] Yoshiko
That voice...
[07:40] Yoshiko
M-Michael!
[07:43] Nozomi
Let's live together.
[07:45] Yoshiko
N-No... But how?
[07:47] Yoshiko
I thought you were dead!
[07:49] Nozomi
Um...
[07:51] Nozomi
I came back to life!
[07:53] Yoshiko
Michael!
[07:56] Boys
No thought at all.
SIGN Aho Girl
SIGN Micca-chan
SIGN Test
SIGN Part 39
SIGN Beware of Perverts
[08:12] President
If I want to get closer to Akutsu-kun,
I need to get closer to his family.
[08:18] Ruri
I love you, Onee-chan!
[08:20] Ruri
Marry my brother so you
can be my real sister!
[08:23] President
What? Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
[08:27] President
Right?
[08:27] Akuru
When should we hold the ceremony?
[08:31] President
Right now!
[08:33] President
O-Okay! She's sad about getting a
zero on her test. Cheer her up!
[08:37] Yoshie
Don't move.
[08:38] President
Huh?!
[08:39] Yoshie
What do you think you're doing?
[08:41] President
Aren't you Hanabatake-san's mother?!
[08:44] President
Wait, she somehow unhooked
my bra with that one touch!
[08:47] President
Just what is this old hag?!
[08:49] Yoshie
Hah.
[08:50] Yoshie
If you're trying to get in with the girl,
I'll have you know it's futile.
[08:55] President
Wh-What do you mean?
[08:58] Ruri
Oh, Auntie.
[09:00] Yoshie
My, Ruri-chan.
[09:01] Yoshie
You look a little down.
[09:02] Ruri
I got another zero.
[09:04] Yoshie
Like I always say, you'll get it eventually.
[09:09] Ruri
Thanks, Auntie. You're always so nice.
[09:13] Yoshie
Aww!
[09:13] President
This lady...
[09:14] President
She's been in with the girl for ages!
[09:17] President
No! This lady is a bad lady!
[09:20] Ruri
Huh? Who are you?
[09:23] Yoshie
This is A-kun's stalker!
[09:25] President
Wha— N-No!
[09:27] Ruri
Onii-chan's too weird to have a stalker...
[09:30] President
Akutsu-kun, weird?!
[09:32] President
But he's so cold-hearted and sadistic!
[09:34] Ruri
This lady is a crazy lady!
[09:35] President
No, I'm not! She's the real crazy lady!
[09:42] Yoshie
Do you think Ruri-chan would believe the
words of a panty-less exhibitionist?
[09:47] President
My panties?!
[09:49] President
I see... Unhooking my bra was just a diversion.
[09:53] President
She wanted me focused on my upper body
so my lower body would be defenseless,
[09:58] President
then she took my panties!
[10:01] Yoshie
This girl is a stalker and an exhibitionist
and isn't wearing panties.
[10:06] President
What? You just ripped my
panties off in an instant!
[10:09] Yoshie
How on earth would I do that?
[10:11] President
You freaking hag!
[10:13] Yoshie
Stay away from her, you pervert!
[10:15] President
Give me back my panties,
you damn old hag!
[10:19] Yoshie
You pervert!
[10:32] Ruri
What are these two?
[10:34] President
My panties!
[10:36] Yoshie
Useless! Useless!
[10:38] President
Or so it seemed!
[10:39] President
I'm taking yours instead!
[10:44] Yoshie
Too obvious, little girl!
[10:48] Yoshie
Now look closely, Ruri-chan!
[10:50] Yoshie
I'll prove that she's an exhibitionist
who doesn't wear panties!
[10:53] President
No!
[10:55] President
S-Stop!
[10:56] Yoshie
You're finished now!
[10:58] President
No! Please, stop!
[11:14] Ruri
She's wearing panties.
[11:17] Yoshie
What?! Impossible!
[11:22] Yoshie
She's wearing them...
[11:24] Yoshie
Why?! How?!
[11:25] Ruri
Huh? I can feel the wind under my skirt.
[11:29] Yoshie
What? You didn't...
[11:31] Yoshie
You couldn't have! You bitch!
[11:35] Yoshie
You took off Ruri's panties with your
feet and slipped them on yourself?!
[11:43] Yoshie
Without my noticing, in an instant.
[11:51] Yoshie
I'd best start training again.
[11:56] President
We'll settle this another day.
[12:01] Ruri
Huh?
SIGN Beware of Perverts
[12:14] Ruri
What was that about?
[12:17] Ruri
Huh?
[12:18] Ruri
What?
[12:19] Ruri
My panties disappeared?!
SIGN Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
Next time: "Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl!"
11 - Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl
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SIGN Part 40
SIGN Let's try a little harder!
[01:11] Yoshiko
Cheer up, Ruri-chan!
[01:12] Ruri
Yoshiko?!
[01:13] Yoshiko
You might be bad at school, but there
are plenty of other things you can do!
[01:17] Ruri
R-Really? Like what?
[01:21] Yoshiko
Dunno.
[01:22] Ruri
Think of something first!
[01:24] Yoshiko
Then what can you do?
[01:25] Ruri
Huh?
[01:26] Ruri
Wh-What can I do?
[01:28] Ruri
I haven't tried to do anything but study...
[01:31] Yoshiko
But you're bad at studying, right?
[01:34] Ruri
Wait...
[01:36] Ruri
Am I screwed?
[01:37] Yoshiko
Let's try doing some different stuff!
[01:39] Yoshiko
Cooking!
SIGN Slice
[01:40] Ruri
Gah!
[01:41] Yoshiko
Sewing!
SIGN Stab
[01:42] Ruri
Gah!
[01:43] Yoshiko
Drawing!
[01:44] Yoshiko
Horizontal bar!
[01:45] Yoshiko
Jump rope!
[01:46] Yoshiko
Bicycle!
[01:50] Ruri
Don't look at me like that!
[01:52] Ruri
Have I always been this useless?
[01:56] Ruri
I've lived eleven years,
and I have nothing to show!
[02:01] Yoshiko
Tricycle!
[02:04] Ruri
I can ride this!
[02:05] Ruri
Anyone can ride that!
[02:09] Ruri
I'll master one thing, whatever it takes!
[02:11] Ruri
Don't let go until I say to, Yoshiko.
[02:13] Yoshiko
You got it!
[02:15] Ruri
Here I go!
[02:17] Yoshiko
Oh, a dragonfly.
[02:21] Yoshiko
Wait for me!
[02:23] Ruri
Now you can't let go!
[02:29] Ruri
A-All right! This is going great!
[02:38] Ruri
Cut that out!
[02:40] Yoshiko
Ruri-chan, you're all beat up!
[02:41] Ruri
Because of you!
[02:43] Ruri
Whatever! I'll do this by myself!
[02:45] Yoshiko
No! Don't be reckless!
[02:46] Ruri
Move!
[02:47] Ruri
Don't blame me if I hit you!
[02:50] Yoshiko
Ruri-chan!
[02:52] Yoshiko
A-Are you okay?
[02:55] Ruri
It's only natural to fail the first time.
[03:02] Ruri
But if I keep picking myself up
[03:04] Ruri
and trying again,
[03:06] Ruri
one day...
[03:07] Ruri
I'll succeed!
[03:08] Yoshiko
You mean studying, too?
[03:10] Ruri
One day, I'll be good at that, too!
[03:17] Yoshiko
She's fallen down hundreds of times.
[03:20] Yoshiko
She's got guts!
[03:22] Ruri
I won't let this be over until
I've achieved something!
[03:26] Ruri
I'll show you what I can do!
[03:33] Yoshiko
Ruri-chan!
[03:37] Ruri
I can't even ride a bike.
[03:40] Ruri
What else can you do but laugh?
[03:43] Ruri
Quit laughing!
[03:44] Yoshiko
Seriously?!
[03:46] Ruri
I'm not...
[03:47] Ruri
I'm not going home until I can ride this!
[03:50] Yoshiko
Wow, that's intense!
[03:53] Yoshiko
You must be...
[03:54] Yoshiko
the hardest worker in
the world, Ruri-chan!
[04:00] Ruri
Yoshiko...
[04:02] Yoshiko
Too bad you can't show anything for it!
[04:03] Ruri
Shut up!
[04:05] Ruri
I'm not losing to you, Yoshiko!
[04:05] Yoshiko
Hey, hey, hey, Ruri-chan!
Let's see who can shout louder!
[04:09] Dog
One day, you'll be able to do it.
SIGN Part 41
[04:21] Yoshiko
How could this happen?
[04:24] Ryuuichi
What's the matter, Sis?
[04:25] Yoshiko
The new Banana Froppeccino Deluxe,
made with three whole bananas,
[04:25] [SONG] Sign
Limited Time Only
SIGN Banana Froppeccino
SIGN Sold out due to unexpected demand
[04:32] Yoshiko
is sold out everywhere I look.
[04:35] Ryuuichi
I'll help you search for a shop!
[04:37] Yoshiko
Seriously?!
[04:38] Yoshiko
Thank you,
[04:39] Yoshiko
guy I don't know!
[04:41] Ryuuichi
I'm your soldier, Ryuuichi!
[04:48] Yoshiko
None here either, huh?
[04:50] Ryuuichi
S-Sis...
[04:51] Yoshiko
R-Ryuuichi-kun?
[04:55] Yoshiko
What happened to you?
[04:57] Ryuuichi
I'm sorry.
[04:58] Ryuuichi
I found a shop in the next town with
one Banana Froppeccino Deluxe left.
[05:03] Yoshiko
What?!
[05:04] Ryuuichi
But it looks like some guys from
Dick High were looking for one, too.
[05:08] Ryuuichi
I tried my best to stop them,
[05:11] Ryuuichi
but there were just too many.
[05:14] Yoshiko
What did you say?
[05:16] Ryuuichi
I wanted to make you happy...
[05:19] Ryuuichi
I hate this!
[05:21] Ryuuichi
What's more, they took one sip and said,
[05:23] Ryuuichi
"It just tastes like bananas. Nothing special."
[05:26] Ryuuichi
And then they tossed it out in front of me.
[05:30] Yoshiko
I see.
[05:31] Yoshiko
I know how you feel.
[05:34] Yoshiko
They dare insult our beloved bananas?
[05:37] Yoshiko
And they dare to throw it away
without trying to savor the flavor?
[05:40] Yoshiko
This is unforgivable.
[05:42] Ryuuichi
No, um...
[05:44] Yoshiko
I will avenge you, Ryuuichi-kun.
[05:47] Ryuuichi
Wait— Hold—
[05:50] Yoshiko
Now I'm mad.
[05:53] Ryuuichi
S-Sis?!
[05:55] Ryuuichi
I don't really care about the banana part!
SIGN Stan K. Dick High School
[06:05] DickA
That loser back there was a real laugh!
[06:08] DickA
He had the balls to pick a fight with Sudou-san
[06:10] DickA
over some banana juice and get his ass beat!
[06:12] Yoshiko
Is this "Sudou" guy your boss?
[06:15] DickA
Huh?
[06:16] DickA
Who the hell are—
[06:19] Yoshiko
Taste it.
[06:23] DickB
Y-You—
[06:26] Yoshiko
Now where's this Sudou guy?
[06:32] DickA
Sudou-san!
[06:33] DickA
We've got trouble!
[06:34] DickA
A friend of the guy you
messed up is here for revenge!
[06:36] Sudou
What's that?
[06:46] Yoshiko
You must be Sudou.
[06:50] Sudou
Hah. So you messed up some
minions. Don't get cocky.
[06:54] Sudou
Listen, bitch. These four,
[06:56] Sudou
the Four Kings of Dick High, are strong.
[06:59] Yoshiko
Don't waste my time.
[07:01] Yoshiko
I'll take all four of you. Right now.
[07:05] DickKingA
You little bitch!
[07:30] Yoshiko
This is the end!
[07:31] Yoshiko
Taste the deliciousness of bananas!
[07:38] Sudou
I-Impossible.
[07:40] Sudou
What are you?
[07:41] Yoshiko
That just leaves you.
[07:45] Sudou
Look! A flying banana!
[07:47] Yoshiko
Seriously?!
[07:49] Sudou
Idiot!
[07:50] Sudou
Die!
[07:54] Sudou
Idiot!
[07:59] Yoshiko
Did you do something just now?
[08:04] Yoshiko
A-kun's punches hurt a hundred
times more than that.
[08:19] Yoshiko
Good, aren't they?
[08:21] Yoshiko
Savor the flavor.
[08:25] Yoshiko
I've avenged you,
[08:28] Yoshiko
Banana Froppeccino Deluxe.
[08:31] Ryuuichi
I'm telling you!
[08:33] Ryuuichi
I really don't care about the banana part!
SIGN Part 42
[08:43] Yoshiko
Morning, Dog!
[08:46] Yoshiko
The weather's great!
[08:47] Yoshiko
Let's forget about school and go for a walk!
[08:52] Akuru
You're going to school.
SIGN For you, Pome-chan.
SIGN I'm so happy.
SIGN A flower, a flower,
SIGN a flower for
Pome-chan
[09:37] Man
Hey! A kid!
[09:39] Boy
Someone! Help!
[09:42] Man
Oh, no! He'll be washed away!
[09:51] Man
That dog's amazing!
He's swimming the rapids!
[09:57] Man
He's saved the boy!
[10:01] Boy
Thank you...
[10:10] Boy
Thank you!
[10:28] WomanA
Th-That dog is attacking my son!
[10:31] WomanA
Someone catch that dog!
SIGN Transfers
[10:46] RobberA
Gimme all your cash!
SIGN Deposits Withdrawals Transfers Taxes
[10:50] WomanB
Saori, quiet.
[10:51] RobberB
Shut up, kid!
[10:56] RobberB
Or I'll kill ya.
[11:03] RobberA
Y-You damn dog! You'll pay for that!
[11:11] RobberA
Wh-What?!
[11:22] TellerA
He beat him!
[11:24] TellerB
That dog is incredible!
[11:30] WomanB
Saori, it's okay now.
[11:41] Saori
Is that flower for me?
[11:50] Saori
Thank you, doggy!
[12:05] Yoshiko
Hey, did you hear?
[12:07] Yoshiko
There was a bank robbery
near here yesterday!
[12:10] Akuru
Really? That's kinda scary.
[12:12] Yoshiko
But the robbers got done in by
some passing dog or something!
[12:15] Akuru
There's no way that's true.
SIGN Meeting... And! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
Next time: "Meeting... And! Aho Girl!"
12 - Meeting... And! Aho Girl
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[00:01] Sayaka
Oh, right, aren't you two childhood friends?
[00:06] Yoshiko
That's right!
[00:08] Yoshiko
We've been lovey-dovey since forever!
[00:14] Akuru
So it's been ten years, huh?
[00:28] Yoshie
We're the Hanabatakes.
We just moved here today.
SIGN 10 Years Ago
[00:31] MrsAkutsu
We're the Akutsus. It's a pleasure to meet you.
[00:34] Yoshiko
I'm Hanabatake Yoshiko! I'm four!
[00:37] Yoshie
Yoshiko, you're five now.
[00:39] Yoshiko
Are you serious?! What's "five" mean?!
[00:42] Yoshie
After "four" comes "five." Remember?
[00:44] Yoshiko
Who decided that?
[00:45] Yoshie
God.
[00:45] Yoshiko
God?! He sounds cool!
[00:47] Akuru
Weirdo.
[00:49] Yoshiko
So?!
[00:49] Yoshiko
Who are you?
[00:51] Akuru
A-Akutsu Akuru.
[00:53] Yoshiko
A-kun, huh?
[00:54] Yoshiko
Okay! Let's play!
[00:55] Akuru
No thanks. I'm going to go study.
[00:57] Yoshiko
Oh, I see.
[00:59] Yoshiko
So, what'cha wanna play?!
[01:01] Akuru
Were you listening?
[01:04] Akuru
I'll just try to stay away from her.
[01:10] Akuru
How the heck did you get in here?!
[01:12] Yoshiko
I jumped from my window!
[01:16] Akuru
Are you serious?
[01:17] Yoshiko
So, what'cha wanna play?!
[01:19] Akuru
I said I was gonna study!
[01:20] Yoshiko
What's "study"? Is it fun?
[01:23] Akuru
Uh, no, it's not fun.
[01:25] Yoshiko
Huh? Then why do you do it?
[01:27] Akuru
For my future.
[01:29] Yoshiko
You gotta live in the moment!
[01:31] Akuru
Dunno why, but that pisses me off!
[01:34] Yoshiko
I'm hungry.
[01:36] Yoshiko
Gimme something yummy!
[01:38] Akuru
Impudent little...
[01:41] Akuru
Eat it and leave!
[01:42] Yoshiko
What's that?!
[01:46] Yoshiko
A yellow wee-wee?
[01:47] Akuru
It's a banana!
[01:49] Yoshiko
I'mma eat the yellow wee-wee!
[01:51] Akuru
Listen to me, would you?!
[01:56] Yoshiko
Yum!
[01:58] Yoshiko
How is it so yummy?!
[02:00] Yoshiko
My God, it's yummy!
Nothing's yummier than this!
[02:02] Akuru
It's that good?!
[02:05] Yoshiko
Banana yummy!
[02:08] Akuru
Freak.
[02:11] Yoshiko
I never dreamed you'd give
me something so yummy.
[02:15] Yoshiko
You must really love me!
[02:18] Akuru
What?!
[02:19] Yoshiko
Trying to win me over with food?
You precocious child, you.
[02:23] Akuru
Wh-What are you talking about?
[02:25] Yoshiko
Well, I guess...
[02:27] Yoshiko
you've got a cute face, at least.
[02:29] Akuru
S-Stay away!
[02:31] Yoshiko
I'll accept your love!
[02:34] Akuru
I don't even like you!
[02:35] Yoshiko
No need to be shy!
[02:37] Akuru
I'm not being shy!
[02:38] Yoshiko
You're so cute!
[02:39] Akuru
You're a freak!
[02:43] Akuru
Sh-She'll never find me here.
[02:47] Yoshiko
Found you.
[02:50] ---
Ow...
[02:52] Yoshiko
Aww, could you be any more shy?
[02:56] Yoshiko
I love you, too, A-kun.
[02:58] Akuru
S-Stay away.
[03:01] Akuru
Hey, what are you—
[03:04] Akuru
No. Stop!
[03:06] Akuru
N-No... Stop!
[03:09] Akuru
Anything but that!
[03:25] Yoshiko
I'll let you marry me when we grow u—
[03:34] Akuru
Never show your face in front of me
again if you don't want to get hurt!
SIGN 30 Minutes Later
[03:41] Yoshiko
Let's play!
[03:46] Akuru
It was when I met this idiot that I
first really felt emotion in my heart.
[03:52] Sayaka
A-A-kun-san...
[03:55] Yoshiko
Hey, hey, A-kun, A-kun!
[03:57] Yoshiko
Let's play!
[03:59] Akuru
Shut up!
[03:59] Akuru
I'm trying to study here!
[04:01] Yoshiko
Don't you wanna play with
me because you love me?
[04:03] Akuru
I told you, I hate your guts!
[04:04] Yoshiko
After you gave me that hot,
steamy, passionate kiss?
[04:09] Akuru
You forced it on me!
[04:15] Yoshiko
That weak punch is too slow for me!
[04:18] Yoshiko
Come on, let's play!
[04:20] Akuru
Let go of me!
[04:21] Yoshiko
Yahoo!
[04:24] Akuru
At this rate...
[04:26] Yoshiko
Yum!
[04:26] Akuru
Don't come over for dinner!
[04:28] Yoshiko
What a cute wee-wee!
[04:29] Akuru
Quit peeping at me!
[04:32] Akuru
That's my futon...
[04:34] Akuru
At this rate, she's going to ruin my life!
[04:41] Akuru
I'll beat her...
[04:43] Akuru
I have to beat her!
[04:46] Akuru
I'll take it back.
[04:47] Akuru
My peaceful life.
[04:50] Akuru
I'll get ripped from the core out...
[04:54] Akuru
Get strong...
[04:59] Akuru
And...
[05:00] Akuru
And then I'll...
[05:03] Akuru
I'll beat her!
[05:14] Akuru
I can do this.
[05:15] Akuru
With this fist, I can
take her down for good.
[05:19] Akuru
J-Just you watch...
[05:23] Akuru
Huh?
[05:27] Yoshiko
A-kun, let's play!
[05:33] Yoshiko
A-kun?
[05:41] Akuru
I can't... move...
[05:45] Akuru
That was you?!
[05:47] MrsAkutsu
Oh, are you all better now?
[05:50] Akuru
Huh?
[05:51] MrsAkutsu
You caught a cold and slept for a whole day.
[05:54] Akuru
That long?
[05:55] MrsAkutsu
Yoshiko-chan looked after
you the whole time.
[05:59] Akuru
What?! No way!
[06:01] Akuru
Did she, seriously?
[06:05] Akuru
Maybe she isn't so bad.
[06:08] Akuru
But this idiot could look after me?
[06:11] MrsAkutsu
Yeah! And it was so cute!
[06:14] MrsAkutsu
She was like, "If I catch his
cold, he'll get better!"
[06:19] MrsAkutsu
She kissed you all night long!
[06:26] Yoshiko
Oh, A-kun, you're better now?
[06:28] Yoshiko
It must have been the power of our love.
[06:33] Akuru
Taste...
[06:35] Akuru
the power of my fist!
[06:44] Akuru
Hit her, damn you!
[06:48] Akuru
If there's one good thing that
came of meeting her,
[06:51] Akuru
it's that I met you.
[06:57] Akuru
I'm gonna ruin you today!
[06:59] Akuru
Die!
[07:02] Yoshiko
Weak!
[07:03] Yoshiko
Let's play all day again today!
[07:05] Akuru
Let go of me!
[07:11] Akuru
I-I'm home.
[07:13] MrsAkutsu
Welcome back.
[07:14] MrsAkutsu
Oh, your gifted program
test scores came back.
[07:17] Akuru
Huh? Oh.
SIGN Akutsu Akuru
[07:23] MrsAkutsu
You didn't do too well this time,
[07:26] MrsAkutsu
but I think going outside and playing
with Yoshiko-chan is healthier for you.
[07:30] Akuru
O-Oh, no...
[07:32] MrsAkutsu
Akuru?
[07:32] Akuru
If she keeps abducting me,
my grades will keep falling,
[07:33] MrsAkutsu
Akuru?!
[07:35] Akuru
and I won't get into a good
college or a good job,
[07:37] Akuru
and my life will be ruined!
[07:40] Akuru
And in the worst case...
[07:42] Akuru
She's going to force me to marry her!
[07:47] Yoshiko
They're your kids!
[07:53] Akuru
I have to do something.
[07:55] Akuru
But I'm too weak to even graze her.
[07:58] Akuru
Damn it!
[07:59] Akuru
Why does she keep bugging
me in the first place?!
[08:01] Yoshiko
Because I love you!
[08:04] Akuru
Wh-What are you doing here?!
[08:05] Yoshiko
I heard you calling for me!
[08:06] Akuru
As if!
[08:08] Akuru
"I love you," nothing!
[08:10] Akuru
Oh, I've got it!
[08:11] Akuru
I just need to get her to hate me!
[08:15] Akuru
Hey, what kind of people do you hate?
[08:19] Yoshiko
Huh?
[08:19] Akuru
Are there any kinds of people
you don't want to go near?
[08:22] Yoshiko
People I don't want to go near?
[08:24] Yoshiko
Like someone covered in poop?
[08:27] Akuru
A-Any others?
[08:30] Yoshiko
I don't wanna go near perverts.
[08:32] Yoshiko
As a woman, I have to hate them.
[08:34] Akuru
Perverts, huh?
[08:35] Akuru
I see.
[08:37] Akuru
So that's it.
[08:38] Akuru
Then I'll be a total pervert to you!
[08:42] Yoshiko
What are you doing?!
[08:43] Yoshiko
A-kun, you pervert!
[08:46] Akuru
Hey, I'm still only five.
[08:48] Akuru
No one will make a big deal of this.
[08:50] Akuru
Well, my parents might
look at me differently,
[08:54] Akuru
but if it means she'll hate me,
that's a small price to pay!
[08:57] Akuru
Come on! Show me more!
[09:00] Yoshiko
No! What's gotten into you, A-kun?!
[09:02] Akuru
Nothing's gotten into me!
I love doing stuff like this!
[09:05] Akuru
Come on! Show me more!
[09:07] Yoshiko
No!
[09:13] Akuru
Now, show me your panties!
[09:25] Akuru
D-Did I go too far?
[09:27] Yoshiko
I'm sorry, A-kun.
[09:30] Yoshiko
I get it now.
[09:31] Akuru
Wh-What are you apologizing for?
[09:34] Yoshiko
Because... Because...
[09:38] Yoshiko
It's only natural you'd want to get perverted
[09:41] Yoshiko
with a super cute girl that
you play with every day!
[09:45] Yoshiko
I understand!
[09:46] Yoshiko
It's my fault for making you hold back!
[09:48] Yoshiko
It's not your fault!
[09:50] Akuru
Wh-What are you talking about?
[09:51] Akuru
Didn't you hate perverts?!
[09:53] Yoshiko
It's unavoidable when two
people love each other!
[09:57] Yoshiko
I just wasn't ready for it yet!
[10:00] Yoshiko
But I'll...
[10:01] Yoshiko
I'll put up with it!
[10:02] Yoshiko
Here! You wanted to see my panties!
[10:07] Yoshiko
Take them!
[10:08] Yoshiko
A-kun!
[10:23] Yoshiko
Take responsibility, okay?
[10:29] Akuru
Well, I have to say...
[10:30] Akuru
My feelings for Yoshiko...
[10:33] Akuru
haven't changed in these ten years.
[10:37] Sayaka
His smile scares me...
[10:40] Yoshiko
Oh, no! I nearly forgot!
[10:42] Yoshiko
You see, today I'm...
[10:46] Yoshiko
wearing the same panties as the day A-kun
gave in to his desires and attacked me!
[10:51] Sayaka
The same ones? From when you were five?
[10:53] Yoshiko
It's embarrassing for me,
but I'll show you anyway!
[11:01] Yoshiko
Now look,
[11:02] Yoshiko
A-kun!
[11:03] Yoshiko
The panties from our memories!
[11:05] Yoshiko
Let's play like we did when we were kids!
[11:10] Yoshiko
Now look! Look! Come on, look! Come on!
[11:11] Akuru
Yeah... I'll hit you like I used to.
[11:13] Yoshiko
Come on! Come on! Look! Come on! Come on!
[11:16] Yoshiko
Bring it on!
[11:17] Akuru
My feelings haven't changed
in all these years.
[11:20] Akuru
I still want to kill you!
[12:25] Yoshiko
See you.