Season 1

1 - She's Here! Aho Girl!

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SIGN    Class 1-2
[01:01] Yoshiko
    Hey, A-kun, A-kun!
[01:04] Akira
    What, Yoshiko?
SIGN    Japanese Math English Science
[01:06] Yoshiko
    I got a 0 on all my proficiency tests!
[01:09] Akira
    You're an idiot.
[01:10] Yoshiko
    They were even bubble sheet tests!
    Isn't that amazing?!
[01:13] Akira
    You're a huge idiot.
SIGN    Part 1
[01:19] Akira
    As your friend since we were
    little, I should warn you
[01:21] Akira
    that your idiocy is too great to
    permit your survival in this world.
[01:25] Yoshiko
    What? No way!
[01:26] Yoshiko
    I'm going to die?!
[01:28] Yoshiko
    Then before I die...
[01:30] Yoshiko
    I want to eat just one more banana!
[01:33] Yoshiko
    Then I'll have no more regrets.
[01:38] Akira
    You really are an idiot.
[01:40] Akira
    You need to study, or you're
    never going to get a job.
[01:44] Yoshiko
    Huh? That means every day will
    be like Sunday!
[01:47] Yoshiko
    Hooray! Hooray!
[01:51] Akira
    You wouldn't be able to survive.
[01:53] Yoshiko
    Then I'll win the lottery!
[01:55] Akira
    Like you'd win!
[01:57] Yoshiko
    Come on, dream a little!
SIGN    Fury
[02:01] Yoshiko
    Or I could become a housewife.
[02:03] Akira
    No one would marry you.
SIGN    Fury
[02:10] Akira
    Who the hell would marry an idiot like you?
[02:13] Yoshiko
    No way! Do you have a girlfriend, A-kun?
[02:16] Akira
    N-No... So what if I don't?
[02:19] Yoshiko
    I knew it. You don't seem to
    understand girls, anyway—
[02:31] Yoshiko
    You're so cold, A-kun.
[02:34] Yoshiko
    Even when...
[02:36] Yoshiko
    I love you so much!
[02:39] Akira
    Oh, I see.
[02:40] Yoshiko
    So careless!
[02:41] Yoshiko
    It's true!
[02:42] Yoshiko
    You come wake me up every morning,
[02:45] Yoshiko
    you tell me when I forget things...
[02:47] Yoshiko
    And...
[02:48] Yoshiko
    When I'm hungry, you give me bananas!
[02:52] Yoshiko
    You give me bananas!
[03:01] Yoshiko
    You're so sweet, A-kun!
[03:03] Akira
    Right.
SIGN    How to Train Your Pet
[03:04] Yoshiko
    You even ended up in the same high school
    as me because you were worried about me.
[03:08] Yoshiko
    You're too sweet.
[03:10] Akira
    No, you idiot.
[03:11] Akira
    It's only because I considered
    the required study time
[03:14] Akira
    and commute time. The good
    high schools were too far away.
[03:16] Akira
    Got it?
[03:17] Yoshiko
    Yup! So basically...
[03:19] Yoshiko
    You're a tsundere!
[03:21] Akira
    She's got no clue.
[03:24] Yoshiko
    But whatever the reason
    might be, it makes me happy.
[03:28] Yoshiko
    Thanks for always staying by my side,
    even though I cause you so much trouble.
[03:35] Yoshiko
    As thanks, I'll let you see my panties!
[03:38] Yoshiko
    Panties!
[03:40] Yoshiko
    Oh, you're so shy!
[03:42] Akira
    That's not it!
[03:43] Akira
    I don't want to see your filthy panties!
[03:46] Yoshiko
    What?!
[03:46] Yoshiko
    Even I wouldn't have
    skid marks on my panties!
[03:51] Yoshiko
    There's no poop on them!
[03:53] Akira
    Shut up!
[03:55] Yoshiko
    Oh!
[03:56] Yoshiko
    Apparently, the banana shop
    in front of the station
[03:58] Yoshiko
    is getting in some super
    top-quality bananas today!
[04:00] Yoshiko
    All right, A-kun! See you tomorrow!
[04:05] Akira
    How exhausting...
[04:09] Akira
    School's not over yet!
[04:21] Akira
    Hey.
[04:22] Akira
    Wake up, you idiot.
[04:28] Yoshiko
    Eek!
SIGN    Part 2
[04:33] Yoshie
    I'm sorry to make you do this every morning.
[04:34] Yoshie
    She won't wake up unless it's you, A-kun.
[04:38] Akira
    Well, we are neighbors.
[04:41] Akira
    Even though I don't really have a choice...
[04:46] Yoshiko
    Bananas so good...
[04:49] Yoshie
    I'm so sorry that she's such an idiot.
[04:52] Akira
    You have my condolences.
[04:54] Yoshie
    If you two started going out, I wouldn't
    have anything to worry about. Peek.
[04:58] Akira
    That's impossible.
[04:59] Yoshie
    B-But she's not so bad on the outside.
[05:02] Akira
    Just think about it.
[05:04] Akira
    Humans don't fall in love
    with monkeys, do they?
[05:08] Yoshie
    Then please... Please, just make
    her somewhat human!
[05:13] Akira
    True... We shouldn't have her go out
    into society the way she is right now.
[05:17] Akira
    All right. I'll figure something out.
[05:19] Yoshie
    A-kun...
[05:21] Akira
    If that fails...
[05:23] Akira
    Let's have her commit a misdemeanor,
    so they'll lock her up in a cell.
[05:27] Yoshie
    A-kun...
[05:36] Sayaka
    Good morning, Yoshiko-chan.
[05:38] Yoshiko
    You're as cute as ever, Sayaka-chan.
[05:40] Sayaka
    O-Oh, please. You're cuter
    than me, Yoshiko-chan.
[05:44] Yoshiko
    What? Really?!
[05:45] Yoshiko
    Like, the cutest in the world?!
[05:46] Sayaka
    Huh?
[05:47] Sayaka
    S-Sure...
[05:48] Yoshiko
    For real?! Then next, I'll be
    the cutest in the universe?!
[05:50] Sayaka
    S-Sure...
[05:52] Akira
    Wait, stop.
[05:53] Akira
    I beg of you, please don't
    encourage this idiot.
[05:57] Sayaka
    Well, it's true that Yoshiko-chan
    is cuter than me.
[06:01] Akira
    Uh, no matter how you look at it,
     you're definitely cuter.
[06:04] Sayaka
    Huh?
[06:06] Yoshiko
    You're hitting on her, A-kun?!
[06:08] Yoshiko
    How could you, when you
    have someone like me?!
[06:11] Akira
    Shut up, you idiot!
[06:14] Akira
    Hey...
[06:16] Akira
    We're not together.
[06:17] Sayaka
    U-Um, uh...
[06:19] Sayaka
    I'm sorry!
[06:20] Sayaka
    Your face is scary, so I have to decline!
[06:24] Akira
    Hey...
[06:26] Yoshiko
    Oh, A-kun...
[06:28] Yoshiko
    No cheating on me allowed, you hear?
[06:32] Akira
    What the hell are you
    talking about, you idiot?
[06:34] Yoshiko
    Even though you saw my
    panties again this morning?
[06:37] Akira
    You showed them to me when
    no one even asked you to!
[06:39] Yoshiko
    W-Well, it was embarrassing for me!
[06:42] Akira
    Then put some damn clothes on!
SIGN    Part 3
[06:56] Sensei
    All right.
[06:56] Sensei
    Is there anything anyone doesn't
    understand up to this point?
[06:59] Yoshiko
    Yes!
[07:00] Yoshiko
    I don't understand any of it!
[07:02] Sensei
    Well, that's not good.
[07:04] Yoshiko
    Indeed, it is not.
[07:05] Yoshiko
    So I want to go outside and play dodgeball!
[07:11] Yoshiko
    I wonder why I don't get any of this.
[07:14] Sayaka
    Maybe there's something else you're
    good at besides your studies.
[07:18] Sayaka
    Do you have any hobbies, Yoshiko-chan?
[07:20] Yoshiko
    Bananas!
[07:23] Sayaka
    U-Um... I meant is there
    anything that you like to do?
[07:27] Yoshiko
    Something I want to do?
[07:31] Yoshiko
    I want to stand above others.
[07:33] Sayaka
    That's...
[07:34] Akira
    ...impossible for you.
[07:36] Yoshiko
    Huh?!
[07:37] Sayaka
    B-But you're really cheerful, so maybe
    you can make others cheerful, too.
[07:43] Yoshiko
    Right?!
[07:44] Yoshiko
    You should end up beneath me in
    your future, too, Sayaka-chan.
[07:47] Sayaka
    Th-That's...
[07:49] Sayaka
    I-I mean, I don't have any talents.
[07:53] Yoshiko
    Have a little more faith in yourself!
[07:55] Yoshiko
    It's okay.
[07:57] Yoshiko
    If you try really hard, you'll end up
    being useful to someone, Sayaka-chan.
[08:01] Yoshiko
    Right?
[08:02] Akira
    Pretty sure you could
    get mad at any time now.
[08:06] Akira
    Also, know your place, Yoshiko.
[08:08] Yoshiko
    Oh, come on. You're such a kidder, A-kun.
[08:11] Akira
    I'm serious!
[08:13] Akira
    And you need to tell her
    when she's being impossible!
[08:17] Akira
    What?
[08:18] Yoshiko
    Jeez you're going to scare
    Sayaka-chan with a face like that!
[08:21] Akira
    I-I don't really care about
    being liked by your friends.
[08:25] Yoshiko
    That's not good! You don't even have
    any friends, let alone a girlfriend!
[08:29] Sayaka
    R-Really?
[08:31] Yoshiko
    Yeah, he's super cold and has a quick temper.
[08:34] Sayaka
    Ah...
[08:36] Sayaka
    B-But I'm sure he has at
    least a couple of friends.
[08:40] Yoshiko
    Nope! A-kun, let me see your phone.
[08:42] Akira
    Hey!
SIGN    Number of Contacts (3)
    
    Home
    Yoshiko
    Yoshiko's House
[08:43] Yoshiko
    See?
[08:47] Sayaka
    S-So tragic...
[08:49] Akira
    Really, stop.
[08:51] Sayaka
    All right.
[08:52] Sayaka
    I'll be your friend, A-kun-san.
[08:56] Yoshiko
    Really?! You aren't scared?
[08:58] Sayaka
    Yeah. Now that I know how tragic
    he is, he's not scary anymore.
[09:02] Yoshiko
    Oh, I totally get that.
[09:05] Sayaka
    Cheer up, okay?
[09:09] Yoshiko
    Isn't that great, A-kun?
[09:12] Akira
    Her kindness... hurts.
SIGN    Home Yoshiko Yoshiko's House Sumino Sayaka
[09:20] Yoshiko
    All right, it's done!
[09:22] Yoshiko
    A-kun's at the height of puberty,
    so I'm sure that when he sees this,
[09:25] Yoshiko
    he'll get all worked up and...
[09:28] Akira
    Yoshiko's boobies!
[09:30] Yoshiko
    Eek! A-kun, you perv!
[09:41] Yoshiko
    It's okay, A-kun. You can't
    help it, since you're a boy.
[09:45] Yoshiko
    Yoshiko!
SIGN    Part 4
SIGN    Disciplinary Committee
[09:50] Discipline
    The disciplinary committee will be
    searching everyone's belongings.
[09:53] Discipline
    Make sure you thoroughly show
    us the inside of your bags.
[09:56] Akira
    A search... Hey, go throw that book away.
[09:59] Yoshiko
    No! This book is basically a part of me!
[10:04] Discipline
    You, there! What do you think
    you're bringing into school?
[10:06] Yoshiko
    Oh, this? I gave this to A-kun this morning.
[10:10] Akira
    Hey!
[10:11] Discipline
    I'll be confiscating that as the
    head of the disciplinary committee.
[10:13] Discipline
    Bringing something so indecent
    to school so boldly...
[10:16] Discipline
    It's people like you that bring disorder
    to the decency of this school.
[10:19] Akira
    Damn that Yoshiko...
[10:21] Discipline
    Are you listening to me?
[10:24] Yoshiko
    Your boobs are huge!
[10:26] Yoshiko
    The president of the disciplinary
    committee's boobs
[10:28] Yoshiko
    bring more disorder to this
    school's decency than anything else!
[10:30] Discipline
    Wh-Who do you think you are?
[10:32] Yoshiko
    I'm Hanabatake Yoshiko from Class 1-2!
[10:35] Yoshiko
    Could I squeeze your boobies for science?
[10:38] Discipline
    O-Of course not!
[10:40] Yoshiko
    Oh, come on. I'm not saying "for free."
[10:42] Discipline
    Hey, I'm the president of the
    disciplinary committee. You can't...
[10:48] Discipline
    She must be an idiot.
[10:51] Yoshiko
    What?
[10:52] Yoshiko
    Then...
[10:53] Yoshiko
    How about a banana?
[10:56] Discipline
    Huh?
[10:56] Yoshiko
    And it's no ordinary banana!
[11:00] Yoshiko
    Once you eat it...
[11:03] Discipline
    What's with this girl? She's so creepy.
[11:05] Yoshiko
    Your body will crave more,
    until you can't go on without it.
[11:12] Discipline
    Do you mean the indecent kind of banana?
[11:14] Yoshiko
    Huh? It's just a high-quality banana.
    They cost 1,000 yen each!
SIGN    Sweet Banana
[11:18] Discipline
    Huh?
[11:19] Yoshiko
    Wait, what? What's an indecent banana?!
[11:22] Yoshiko
    Oh, a peni—
[11:24] Discipline
    No!
[11:26] Yoshiko
    You're wide open!
[11:28] Discipline
    Wait, don't...
[11:29] Yoshiko
    This is...
[11:35] Yoshiko
    Mother of God!
[11:37] Yoshiko
    This heft! The bounciness!
    These aren't boobs anymore, they're...
[11:42] Yoshiko
    They're... What are they?!
[11:47] Akira
    What are you?!
[11:52] Yoshiko
    I-If my boobs were that big,
    A-kun would love me more.
[11:58] Yoshiko
    Erf.
[12:00] Akira
    Nope.
[12:03] Akira
    Sorry about that. Are you all right?
[12:05] Discipline
    Y-Yes.
[12:07] Akira
    If that idiot ever causes you
    trouble again, let me know.
[12:11] Akira
    I'll kill her.
[12:13] Discipline
    O-Okay.
SIGN    Aho Girl Multiplies!
[12:26] Yoshiko
    Next time: "Aho Girl Multiplies!"

2 - Aho Girl Multiplies!

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SIGN    Koizumi Park
SIGN    Part 5
[01:02] BoyA
    Loser's "it"!
[01:04] BoyA
    Rock, paper...
[01:05] All
    Scissors!
[01:07] Yoshiko
    Aw, I'm "it"?
[01:09] BoyA
    Who are you?!
[01:10] Yoshiko
    I'm Yoshiko!
[01:11] BoyA
    Not what I meant!
[01:12] Yoshiko
    Better run, or I'm gonna get you!
[01:15] BoyA
    Screw it! Run, you guys!
[01:17] Yoshiko
    Stop right there!
[01:22] BoyA
    Holy crap!
[01:23] BoyA
    Wait, what happened to tag?!
[01:25] BoyA
    What the heck are you?
[01:28] Yoshiko
    If you absolutely must know...
[01:31] Yoshiko
    I'm a master player!
[01:32] BoyA
    No idea what that means, but wow!
[01:34] BoyB
    But you're a grown-up. Is it
    okay for you to play all day?
[01:37] Yoshiko
    You betcha!
[01:40] Akuru
    What are you doing out here, you idiot?
[01:44] Yoshiko
    Uh-oh. It's Akuru the Killer!
[01:46] BoyA
    "Killer"?!
[01:47] Yoshiko
    Run for your lives!
[01:49] Akuru
    Hey, wait!
[01:55] Akuru
    Turn yourself in or the girl gets it.
[01:58] Two
    He is a killer!
[02:00] Yoshiko
    I'll have to...
[02:01] Yoshiko
    use the swing to build momentum
    and hit him with a dropkick!
[02:12] Yoshiko
    Whee, this is fun!
[02:14] Boys
    Yoshiko!
[02:20] Boys
    Yoshiko!
[02:24] BoyA
    Her face looks all naughty!
[02:25] BoyB
    And her panties are showing!
[02:27] Yoshiko
    A-kun, you perv!
[02:30] Yoshiko
    But if you want to see them...
[02:32] Yoshiko
    Stare! Stare to your heart's content!
[02:38] Boys
    Yoshiko!
[02:41] BoyA
    You killer! Stay away from Yoshiko!
[02:43] BoyB
    You'll have to go through us first!
[02:46] Yoshiko
    No. Run, boys. Save yourselves.
[02:48] BoyA
    No way, you idiot.
[02:50] BoyB
    We're friends, aren't we?
[02:52] Yoshiko
    You guys...
[02:58] Yoshiko
    Okay! Let's join forces and beat A-kun!
[03:01] Boys
    Yeah!
[03:03] Akuru
    Just so you know,
[03:04] Akuru
    this girl is an idiot to the core.
[03:06] Akuru
    I'm trying to get her to study. That's all.
[03:11] Yoshiko
    So what?
[03:13] Akuru
    Every test she takes,
[03:14] Akuru
    she gets a zero!
[03:17] BoyA
    Do you really get zeros on everything?
[03:20] Yoshiko
    Well, yeah.
[03:22] BoyB
    And all you do is play all day?
[03:24] Yoshiko
    Not all day.
[03:26] Yoshiko
    I eat, sleep, and play.
[03:29] Boys
    She's a failure of a grown-up!
[03:30] BoyB
    You don't have time to play with us!
[03:33] Yoshiko
    Of course I do!
[03:35] BoyA
    Of course you don't! Get a grip on reality!
[03:38] Yoshiko
    What, you say?
[03:39] Yoshiko
    You children...
[03:40] Yoshiko
    Have all your hopes been lost and
    broken by modern society already?!
[03:48] Akuru
    Society's lost all hope for you.
[03:51] BoyB
    So it's people like that who
    are ruining this country.
[03:55] BoyA
    We'd better try hard to turn it around.
SIGN    Part 6
[04:05] LadyA
    Look at that.
[04:07] LadyB
    How awful.
[04:10] Yoshiko
    Let's play when we get home, A-kun!
[04:13] Akuru
    I'm studying when I get home.
[04:15] Akuru
    Bother me, and I'll kill you.
[04:17] Yoshiko
    Okay! Let's play!
[04:21] Yoshiko
    Um...
[04:22] Ryuuichi
    What?
[04:23] Yoshiko
    If you sit like that,
    you might drop a doodie.
[04:26] Ryuuichi
    Like hell I will!
[04:27] Ryuuichi
    You screwing with me?!
[04:28] Yoshiko
    I'm serious here!
[04:29] Akuru
    Hey, Yoshiko...
[04:30] Ryuuichi
    Who the hell're you?
[04:34] Ryuuichi
    Well?!
[04:35] Akuru
    H-Hold on, just let me explain.
[04:37] Yoshiko
    A-kun, you look so uncool right now.
[04:39] Akuru
    Oh, shut up!
[04:41] Ryuuichi
    Hey, actually, you look kinda cute.
[04:46] Akuru
    He's not talking to you.
[04:47] Ryuuichi
    Come play with me for a bit.
[04:49] Sayaka
    N-No, thank you.
[04:52] Sayaka
    Yoshiko-chan?
[04:54] Yoshiko
    If you want to play,
[04:56] Yoshiko
    I'll play with you!
[04:59] Yoshiko
    I wanna play!
[05:00] Ryuuichi
    Outta the way, you idiot!
[05:02] Akuru
    Well said, brother!
[05:03] Ryuuichi
    Get lost!
[05:07] Sayaka
    Yoshiko-chan!
[05:09] Ryuuichi
    Come on, let's play.
[05:10] Sayaka
    No!
[05:11] Yoshiko
    I see.
[05:13] Yoshiko
    No one ever wanted to play with you,
[05:16] Yoshiko
    so you don't know how to ask others to play.
[05:20] Yoshiko
    I totally get it!
[05:22] Yoshiko
    Not being able to play when
    you want to is painful!
[05:25] Yoshiko
    But it's okay now!
[05:26] Yoshiko
    I'll play with you!
[05:28] Ryuuichi
    Hey! Get off me!
[05:30] Yoshiko
    You numbskull!
[05:33] Yoshiko
    Just shut up.
[05:35] Yoshiko
    Just shut up and play with me!
[05:38] Ryuuichi
    No one... No one has ever looked
    at me and seen
me before...
[05:44] Ryuuichi
    But she...
[05:47] Ryuuichi
    I'm...
[05:48] Ryuuichi
    I'm a moron! Will you still accept me?!
[05:53] Yoshiko
    It's okay. I'm an idiot, too.
[05:56] Ryuuichi
    Sis!
[05:59] Ryuuichi
    Sis, I...
[06:01] Ryuuichi
    Sis!
[06:09] Sayaka
    Oh, A-kun-san, you have a sister?
[06:13] Akuru
    Yeah, a younger one.
[06:15] Yoshiko
    She's super cute!
[06:16] Yoshiko
    But to be honest...
[06:18] Yoshiko
    I'm a lot cuter than her!
[06:22] Yoshiko
    I'm a lot cuter than her!
SIGN    Part 7
[06:27] Akuru
    I'm home.
[06:29] Ruri
    Welcome back, Onii-chan!
[06:31] Sayaka
    Oh!
[06:32] Yoshiko
    Heya, Ruri-chan!
[06:34] Ruri
    Ugh! Yoshiko?!
[06:35] Ruri
    Stay away! I don't want idiot cooties!
[06:38] Yoshiko
    I can't refuse a request
    from my cute Ruri-chan.
[06:41] Yoshiko
    But I refuse!
[06:42] Ruri
    Onii-chan!
[06:44] Akuru
    Are you okay?
[06:47] Yoshiko
    Allow me to explain.
[06:48] Yoshiko
    This girl is, without a shadow
    of a doubt, A-kun's sister.
[06:51] Yoshiko
    But she epically fails at
    school! She's an idiot!
[06:56] Ruri
    I'm not an idiot!
[06:57] Ruri
    Right, Onii-chan?
[06:59] Akuru
    Of course not.
[07:00] Akuru
    You're way better than Yoshiko.
[07:02] Ruri
    That's not a compliment!
[07:03] Yoshiko
    Now, now. We're both idiots,
    so let's get along, yes?
[07:08] Ruri
    I'm not like you!
SIGN    Math Drills
[07:10] Ruri
    I'm bad at school, but unlike
    you, I study hard every day!
[07:15] Akuru
    Huh? You dropped something.
[07:17] Ruri
    No, don't—
SIGN    Math
SIGN    1. Whole Numbers and Fractions
SIGN    Akutsu Ruri
SIGN    Akutsu Ruri
[07:22] Akuru
    It's because she works hard that it's...
[07:23] Akuru
    so pitiful!
[07:25] Ruri
    Onii-chan, stop!
SIGN    Math
SIGN    Multiplication
SIGN    Evaluate the
    following expressions.
[07:27] Ruri
    Six times seven?
[07:29] Ruri
    Um...
[07:31] Yoshiko
    Oho? Multiplication? Now that's hard.
[07:36] Ruri
    Um...
[07:37] Ruri
    Six added to itself seven times...
[07:38] Yoshiko
    Idiots that dance and idiots that don't...
[07:40] Ruri
    One six is six...
[07:42] Yoshiko
    If we're all idiots anyway,
    we might as well dance!
[07:43] Ruri
    Two sixes is...
[07:46] Ruri
    Quit distracting me, Yoshiko!
[07:47] Yoshiko
    Give it up and admit it.
[07:50] Yoshiko
    Yes.
[07:51] Yoshiko
    Even death can't cure idiocy!
[07:53] Ruri
    N-No...
[07:55] Yoshiko
    Join me, and together, we can enjoy
    our idiot lives as idiot and idiot.
[08:01] Ruri
    No...
[08:02] Ruri
    Even if the chances are
    astronomically low, I...
[08:07] Ruri
    I...
[08:09] Akuru
    It's okay, Ruri.
[08:10] Ruri
    Onii-chan!
[08:12] Akuru
    Even if you're an idiot your entire life,
[08:15] Akuru
    Onii-chan will be there to look after you.
[08:19] Akuru
    R-Ruri?
[08:20] Ruri
    Onii-chan...
[08:22] Ruri
    Onii-chan,
[08:23] Ruri
    I hate you!
[08:26] Ruri
    And I hate Yoshiko even more!
[08:36] Sayaka
    A-Are you okay?
[08:39] Ruri
    I'm trying my hardest...
[08:41] Ruri
    Onee-chan, do you think I'm a failure, too?
[08:44] Sayaka
    You're not a failure!
[08:46] Sayaka
    I'm sure you'll get over your idiocy!
[08:49] Ruri
    I love you, Onee-chan!
[08:52] Sayaka
    This girl is going to have a hard life.
SIGN    side note: in fifth grade
SIGN    Part 8
[09:04] Discipline
    Class 1-2, Akutsu Akuru-kun.
[09:07] Discipline
    His grades are top-of-the-line.
[09:10] Discipline
    I-Is this love?
[09:12] Discipline
    But, but... I'm the disciplinary
    committee president!
[09:15] Discipline
    And he brought a lascivious
    magazine to school!
[09:20] Discipline
    I want to violate your regulations.
[09:24] Discipline
    No, don't violate my regulations!
[09:27] Yoshiko
    You! Boob President!
[09:30] Discipline
    You're that idiot from the other day!
[09:31] Discipline
    Don't call me rude names like that!
[09:34] Akuru
    What're you doing?
[09:35] Yoshiko
    Oh, A-kun!
[09:37] Akuru
    Huh? Aren't you the disciplinary
    committee president?
[09:42] Discipline
    He remembers me!
[09:44] Discipline
    Wait, that's not something
    to get elated about!
[09:44] Yoshiko
    She's a dubious boobius.
[09:46] Discipline
    Stupid, stupid me!
[09:49] Akuru
    Are you doing another bag check?
[09:53] Discipline
    That's right!
[09:54] Discipline
    Since you might have another
    lascivious magazine on you!
[09:57] Akuru
    I told you, that was—
[10:00] Akuru
    Whatever. Search my bag, search my
    clothes, search me however you'd like.
[10:05] Discipline
    H-However I'd like?!
[10:10] Discipline
    I can search him... I can pat down
    Akutsu-kun's body all I want?!
[10:18] Discipline
    Thank God I'm the disciplinary
    committee president!
[10:21] Discipline
    Th-Then let's get started.
[10:24] Yoshiko
    A-kun! Look out! Her eyes are lewd!
[10:26] Yoshiko
    Something's fishy!
[10:27] Discipline
    What?
[10:28] Discipline
    How could I ever be lewd?
[10:30] Discipline
    I am the disciplinary committee president!
[10:33] Akuru
    Your nose is bleeding.
[10:35] Yoshiko
    I knew it! She's after you, A-kun!
[10:38] Discipline
    This idiot is seriously in the way.
[10:41] Discipline
    Oh! Look there! A giant banana!
[10:44] Yoshiko
    What?! Where? Where?!
[10:46] Discipline
    Hi-ya!
[10:49] Yoshiko
    Not on me! Take this!
[10:54] Discipline
    I won't fall for the same move twice!
[10:56] Yoshiko
    Well, let's see about that.
[11:01] Discipline
    This girl... She's gotten... even better!
[11:05] Yoshiko
    She's gotten even bigger!
[11:09] Discipline
    She's good...
[11:10] Discipline
    But I can't lose this battle!
[11:14] Discipline
    You will not...
[11:15] Discipline
    ...get in the way...
[11:18] Discipline
    ...of this bag check!
[11:25] Discipline
    Now there's no one to get in my way.
[11:28] Discipline
    I'm searching every nook
    and cranny of your person!
[11:34] Discipline
    Why'd you move out of the way?!
[11:35] Akuru
    Uh, well, you're kinda scaring me.
[11:38] Discipline
    Wh-What do you mean?
[11:40] Discipline
    I'm simply fulfilling my duty as
    disciplinary committee president!
[11:47] Discipline
    Wh-What's wrong with you?
[11:50] Discipline
    Stay still!
[12:00] Akuru
    Hey.
[12:03] Akuru
    Hey, are you okay?
[12:05] Discipline
    Akutsu-kun?
[12:07] Discipline
    Huh?
[12:08] Discipline
    Huh?!
[12:10] Discipline
    Akutsu-kun's holding me?!
[12:14] Discipline
    Akutsu-kun's holding me!
[12:19] Discipline
    I'll be back.
[12:22] Akuru
    O-Okay...
SIGN    Security in Senior Citizenship! Aho Girl!
[12:25] Yoshiko
    Next time: "Security in Senior
    Citizenship! Aho Girl!"

3 - Security in Senior Citizenship! Aho Girl!

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SIGN    Part 9
[01:05] Sayaka
    Pleased to meet you.
[01:07] Yoshie
    Yoshiko! Who's this person who
    looks like a normal nice girl?!
[01:12] Yoshiko
    My friend Sayaka!
[01:15] Yoshie
    If you hang around with girls who are cuter
    than you, they're gonna steal A-kun!
[01:19] Yoshiko
    I'm cuter than her.
[01:21] Yoshie
    No, no, no, no!
[01:22] Yoshiko
    No, no, no, no!
[01:24] Yoshie
    No, no, no, no!
[01:25] Yoshiko
    No, no, no, no!
[01:26] Yoshiko
    And this is my favorite banana stand!
[01:29] Yoshie
    Not good.
[01:30] Yoshie
    If A-kun and Yoshiko don't get hitched,
    my retirement plan is ruined.
[01:34] Yoshie
    Keep your distance!
[01:36] Yoshie
    It's always the quiet ones acting mature
    that end up the most cutthroat gold-diggers!
[01:40] Akuru
    I'm not sure that's true...
[01:42] Yoshie
    I know because I was one!
[01:45] Akuru
    Lady, what are you on about?
[01:48] Sayaka
    U-Um, I'm just a friend of A-kun-san's.
[01:53] Sayaka
    And I don't think I'm
    ready for relationships.
[01:59] Yoshie
    Sluttiest line in the book.
[02:01] Akuru
    Seriously, what?
[02:03] Yoshie
    Prove that you're telling the truth.
[02:07] Yoshie
    Show me your panties!
[02:09] Sayaka
    Eek!
[02:10] Sayaka
    Wh-What are you doing?
[02:11] Yoshie
    You can tell a girl's true
    colors from her panties!
[02:15] Yoshie
    If you're not wearing plain kiddy panties,
[02:18] Yoshie
    then you've got it in your head
    that a man's gonna see them.
[02:22] Yoshie
    And that would prove that you want a man.
[02:26] Yoshie
    Which would mean you've got no reason not
    to dig for A-kun and his future potential!
[02:31] Sayaka
    What?
[02:31] Yoshiko
    What you say?!
[02:33] Yoshie
    Now, show me your panties!
[02:35] Yoshiko
    Sayaka-chan! Show me!
[02:37] Sayaka
    W-Wait...
[02:39] Yoshie
    Now!
[02:39] Sayaka
    A-kun-san's right there!
[02:40] Yoshiko
    Yeah!
[02:42] Yoshiko
    Why'd you block me?!
[02:43] Sayaka
    Because that's normal!
[02:46] Yoshie
    And one!
[02:47] Yoshie
    And two!
[02:49] Sayaka
    Wh-What are these?!
[02:51] Yoshie
    This move was how I took my husband's
    first time. There's no escape!
[02:56] Akuru
    Seriously, TMI.
[02:58] Yoshie
    Now, Yoshiko! Now's your chance!
[03:00] Sayaka
    P-Please no!
[03:02] Yoshiko
    Sayaka-chan... I want to believe in you.
[03:05] Yoshiko
    So please...
[03:07] Yoshiko
    Show me your panties!
[03:09] Akuru
    Will you cut it out?!
[03:12] Yoshie
    Stay out of this, A-kun!
[03:14] Yoshiko
    This is really important!
[03:17] Akuru
    Don't make me have to make you stop.
[03:19] Sayaka
    V-Violence is bad!
[03:22] Sayaka
    I'll show you my panties!
[03:27] Sayaka
    I-I'm ready.
[03:29] Yoshie
    You mean you're wearing panties
    that you can show us?!
[03:33] Yoshie
    I-Impossible! A girl that pure
    couldn't possibly exist!
[03:37] Sayaka
    Please!
[03:39] Both
    Th-These panties!
[03:48] Yoshie
    A-kun.
[03:49] Akuru
    Huh?
[03:50] Yoshie
    You can be friends with that girl.
[03:52] Akuru
    O-Okay...
[03:54] Yoshiko
    A-kun, A-kun.
[03:55] Akuru
    Huh?
[03:56] Yoshiko
    So, like, the cats were really—
[03:58] ---
    Yoshiko-chan!
SIGN    My condolences...
SIGN    Koizumi Park
[04:03] Yoshiko
    Hey, you guys!
SIGN    Part 10
[04:05] Yoshiko
    Come out to play!
[04:07] Mamoru
    Oh, it's Yoshiko.
[04:09] Mamoru
    Yoshiko, you need to study.
[04:11] Masaru
    You won't get a job.
[04:13] Yoshiko
    Oh?
[04:14] Nozomi
    Our parents said that it's really
    hard unless you work really hard.
[04:18] Yoshiko
    I see...
[04:20] Yoshiko
    Then let's play!
[04:22] Boys
    In one ear and out the other!
[04:23] Yoshiko
    What should we play?
[04:25] Yoshiko
    Tag?
[04:26] Masaru
    W-Well...
[04:28] Yoshiko
    Wh-What was that sound?!
[04:31] Mamoru
    That was a dog barking!
[04:36] Yoshiko
    I-It's huge!
[04:37] Yoshiko
    Is that a bear?!
[04:38] Mamoru
    It's a dog!
[04:40] Mamoru
    It's after us!
[04:44] Yoshiko
    Calm down, you guys!
[04:45] Yoshiko
    You can ride a dog this big!
[04:47] Mamoru
    We're running for dear life, here!
[04:49] Kids
    Someone, save us!
[04:54] Yoshiko
    Caught you!
[04:55] Boys
    Yoshiko!
[04:57] Boys
    Yoshiko!
[04:59] Nozomi
    Yoshiko-oneechan!
[05:01] Yoshiko
    Ahahaha! His mouth stinks!
    It stinks so bad! Ahahaha!
[05:05] Boys
    It's biting your head off!
[05:07] Yoshiko
    Oh, right! I was gonna ride him!
[05:09] Yoshiko
    Like this!
[05:11] Yoshiko
    And this!
[05:13] Yoshiko
    Voilà!
[05:18] Yoshiko
    You're good! But I'm not finished yet!
[05:21] Boys
    It's still after us!
[05:25] Mamoru
    Just give up on riding him!
[05:26] Yoshiko
    Listen to yourself!
[05:28] Yoshiko
    You'll end up another grown-up
    resigned to defeat!
[05:31] Yoshiko
    Hold fast...to your dreams!
[05:33] Masaru
    I'll give you candy!
[05:35] Yoshiko
    Candy?!
[05:36] Yoshiko
    Okay, I give up!
[05:37] Masaru
    That was fast!
[05:40] Boys
    She stopped him?!
[05:41] Yoshiko
    Stop scaring the poor children!
[05:44] Yoshiko
    I won't allow it!
[05:47] Masaru
    Holy crap!
[05:48] Mamoru
    You can see her panties!
[05:50] Yoshiko
    What...do I do now?
[05:53] Boys
    Huh?
[05:55] Boys
    The scene's ruined!
[06:00] Yoshiko
    He's being obedient now!
SIGN    Someone please take care of me.
[06:02] Mamoru
    Look, he's a stray dog.
[06:04] Masaru
    He's huge and kinda vicious.
[06:08] Yoshiko
    Would you like to come home with me?
[06:10] Boys
    Yoshiko!
[06:11] Yoshiko
    If you do...
[06:12] Yoshiko
    If you do...
[06:14] Yoshiko
    ...let me ride you.
[06:16] Masaru
    You still wanna ride him?!
[06:18] Mamoru
    You sure? He's absolutely ginormous!
[06:20] Yoshiko
    It's fine, it's fine!
[06:22] Yoshiko
    All right! Giddyup!
[06:25] Yoshiko
    Woo-hoo! Whee!
[06:28] Boys
    Sh-She's a free spirit.
[06:30] Nozomi
    Yoshiko-onee-chan's kinda amazing.
SIGN    Part 11
SIGN    Can we keep him?!
SIGN    Fruits
SIGN    Vegetables
SIGN    Bananas
[06:38] Yoshiko
    What on Earth?!
[06:41] Sayaka
    Wh-What is it, Yoshiko-chan?
[06:44] Yoshiko
    The bananas I just bought
    are domestically grown!
[06:47] Yoshiko
    In this world where foreign imports
    are the norm, a domestic challenger!
[06:51] Yoshiko
    This "Satou-san" from Wuttever
    Village has got balls!
[06:59] Yoshiko
    Satou-san, you can take on the world.
[07:05] Sayaka
    I-Isn't that lovely?
[07:07] Yoshiko
    Yeah! So I need to deliver
    my feelings to him directly!
[07:11] Sayaka
    Huh?
[07:12] Yoshiko
    I'm coming for you, Satou-san!
[07:13] Sayaka
    W-Wait!
[07:16] Yoshiko
    Sayaka-chan, where's Wuttever Village?
SIGN    Train 3h 5m
[07:21] Sayaka
    Um...about three hours by train.
[07:24] Sayaka
    W-We just passed the station?
[07:27] Sayaka
    Wait, are we running all the way there?!
[07:29] Yoshiko
    Let's do it!
[07:30] Sayaka
    We'll die!
[07:30] Yoshiko
    We can do it! Do it!
[07:32] Sayaka
    No, we can't!
[07:33] Sayaka
    It's over 100 kilometers away!
[07:35] Yoshiko
    Never know til you try!
[07:37] Sayaka
    Can we at least do it by bicycle?!
SIGN    Middleuv Nohware Station
SIGN    Three Hours Later
[07:43] Sayaka
    P-Please...
[07:46] Sayaka
    Buy drinks...with this...
[07:48] ---
    Okay!
[07:52] Yoshiko
    What should I get?
[07:54] Yoshiko
    Oh?
SIGN    Town Mascot Un'nyoro
[08:00] Yoshiko
    We're out of money.
[08:02] Sayaka
    What?! Yoshiko-chan?!
[08:05] Yoshiko
    Oh, I've got 1,000 yen!
[08:08] Sayaka
    Thank goodness.
[08:12] Yoshiko
    Oh?
SIGN    Our town mascot, Un'nyoro, had kids!!
SIGN    Town Mascot Un'nyoro's Kids
[08:18] Yoshiko
    He has a kid!
[08:20] Yoshiko
    But look! Aren't they adorable?
[08:23] Sayaka
    They're not not adorable,
    but that's not the point!
[08:27] Sayaka
    The point is...
[08:28] Sayaka
    The point is...
[08:30] Sayaka
    Fine, I'll just run there!
[08:36] Narrator
    Sayaka ran,
[08:38] Narrator
    carried by her frustration.
[08:41] Narrator
    And she kept running...
[08:44] Narrator
    ...because it was easier than trying
    to make Yoshiko understand.
[08:48] Narrator
    Until...
[08:56] Girls
    Satou-san!
[09:00] Yoshiko
    Your bananas have moved me to tears!
[09:03] Yoshiko
    I came here just to say that!
[09:06] Satou
    Y-You beat yourselves up
    this bad just for that?
[09:09] Yoshiko
    Yeah! They were super yummy!
[09:12] Satou
    Thank you so much, girls.
[09:15] Yoshiko
    No, thank you, Satou-san!
    For giving me a dream!
[09:21] Yoshiko
    All right, now let's go home.
[09:26] Yoshiko
    We're sprinting the whole way back!
[09:28] Sayaka
    Satou-san!
[09:31] Sayaka
    I humbly beg of you to lend
    us the train fare home.
[09:36] Narrator
    For the first time in her life,
[09:39] Narrator
    she begged on all fours.
SIGN    Part 12
[09:50] Yoshiko
    You're just shy of hundreds on everything.
[09:52] Yoshiko
    Guess that makes you a clumsy
    bumsy who can't finish the job!
[09:59] Akuru
    I'm going home.
[10:01] Sayaka
    I wonder if he's frustrated
    about those tests.
[10:04] Yoshiko
    All right! Let's cheer A-kun up!
[10:06] Yoshiko
    With that thing that my mom does to my
    dad at night to make him feel better!
[10:12] Akuru
    Huh?
[10:16] Akuru
    What the hell do you think you're doing?!
[10:20] Yoshiko
    From this moment on, you're my baby!
[10:22] Yoshiko
    Mommy's gonna spoil you all
    night until you feel better!
[10:26] Yoshiko
    Okay?
[10:29] Yoshiko
    Looksies here, A-kun! It's Mommy! Peeka-boo!
[10:32] Akuru
    Shut up, you idiot!
[10:34] Akuru
    Get these cuffs off me! Where's the key?!
[10:36] Yoshiko
    Oh, my, are you hungry?
[10:39] Akuru
    Hell no!
[10:40] Yoshiko
    It's okay! Babies need their milksies!
[10:44] Yoshiko
    C'mere and get some love!
[10:47] Yoshiko
    Here! Come on!
[10:48] Akuru
    Stuff it! Go away!
[10:49] Yoshiko
    Being spoiled is a baby's job—
[10:52] Akuru
    I'm a troubled teen!
[10:56] Yoshiko
    Just kidding!
[10:57] Yoshiko
    You didn't hit me as hard
    as you usually doesies!
[10:59] Akuru
    Wha—
[11:00] Yoshiko
    Come now, latch on to mommy as
    long and hard as you want, baby!
[11:04] Yoshiko
    Say aah!
[11:05] Yoshiko
    Stop moving so muchsies, that tickles!
[11:09] Yoshiko
    Come on, come on, come on, come on!
[11:12] Akuru
    Just kill me now.
[11:13] Yoshiko
    I want this image of maternal love
    to be remembered for eternity!
[11:19] Yoshiko
    Yay!
[11:21] Akuru
    N-No, don't!
SIGN    Sending
[11:22] Yoshiko
    Sending it to Sayaka-chan!
SIGN    Message sent!
[11:25] Yoshiko
    Phew.
[11:26] Yoshiko
    So, baby, are you feeling better?
[11:29] Akuru
    Ahahaha. Aha. Uh-huh. Thanks
    to you, I'm back on my feet.
[11:35] Yoshiko
    Really?!
[11:36] Akuru
    Because I'm going to kill you!
[11:42] Akuru
    Eat this!
[11:52] Yoshiko
    You're back in the groove. I'm glad.
[11:57] Akuru
    You idiot. I-I don't care.
[12:00] Yoshiko
    The key for the handcuffs...
[12:02] Yoshiko
    ...is inside my skirt...
[12:10] Ruri
    Onii-chan, can you help
    me with my homework—
[12:15] Akuru
    N-No, it's not—
[12:16] Ruri
    Onii-chan, you pervert!
[12:19] Akuru
    It's not what it looks like!
SIGN    My condolences...
SIGN    Charge! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
    Next time: Charge! Aho Girl!

4 - Charge! Aho Girl!

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[00:00] Ryuuichi
    I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.
    I'm one of Sis's soldiers.
[00:03] Ryuuichi
    I won't let anyone get away
    with insulting Sis or me.
[00:05] Sign
    You're working under
    Yoshiko the Idiot?
[00:05] Sign
    Yeah, you're
    an idiot, too.
SIGN    All right! Two-on-one
    against A-kun!
[01:12] Ryuuichi
    You're good, bastard.
[01:15] Yoshiko
    Oh! It's heating up in here!
[01:19] Yoshiko
    Speaking of heating up...
[01:22] Yoshiko
    It's getting steamy on my soap today,
    but I forgot to set a recording for it!
[01:26] Yoshiko
    I'mma go home and watch!
[01:28] Akuru
    Get back here, you idiot!
[01:30] Ryuuichi
    I won't let you interfere with Sis—
[01:32] Akuru
    Shut up!
[01:37] Ryuuichi
    Nice punch, bro.
[01:40] Ryuuichi
    Y-You know, I wouldn't mind
[01:42] Ryuuichi
    being friends with a guy like you.
[01:47] Akuku
    No thanks.
[01:48] [SONG] Sign
    To Be Continued!
SIGN    Pachi Ranger Show
SIGN    Part 13
[01:51] Yoshiko
    All right, kids!
[01:53] Yoshiko
    Are you ready to welcome the Pachi Rangers?!
[01:57] Mamoru
    She said she'd take us somewhere cool...
[01:59] Masaru
    But the hero show at
    the department store?!
[02:03] Mom
    Aren't they adorable?
[02:04] Boys
    Crap. It's embarrassing just to watch.
[02:07] Yoshiko
    Now, you, too!
[02:09] Nozomi
    Huh? Me, too?
[02:10] Mamoru
    D-Don't, Nozomi!
[02:12] Yoshiko
    You gotta enjoy everything as much
    as you can! You only live once!
[02:17] Nozomi
    Right! Okay, Yoshiko-oneechan!
[02:20] Masaru
    Wait, Nozomi!
[02:21] Masaru
    Don't be like Yoshiko!
    It'll ruin you as a human being!
[02:24] Yoshiko
    She'll be fine!
[02:25] Mamoru
    No, she won't!
[02:26] Masaru
    So don't!
SIGN    Pachi Ranger Show
[02:31] Monster
    This venue now belongs to us!
[02:34] Monster
    Now, which of you should I take hostage?
[02:38] Yoshiko
    What?!
[02:39] Yoshiko
    You'd never pick me! You wouldn't, right?!
[02:41] Monster
    Huh? Yeah, uh, no, not you.
[02:43] Yoshiko
    You serious?!
[02:45] Monster
    All right!
[02:47] Monster
    I choose this girl!
[02:49] Nozomi
    Yoshiko-oneechan!
[02:51] Yoshiko
    Nozomi-chan!
[02:52] Yoshiko
    Damn you! Pachi Rangers, come quick!
[02:56] Monster
    How do you feel now? Scared?
[03:00] Yoshiko
    Wh-Where are they? Why aren't they here yet?!
[03:03] Mamoru
    Hey, they've got a script to follow...
[03:05] Yoshiko
    Am...
[03:06] Yoshiko
    Am I gonna have to fight you?!
[03:09] Mamoru
    Wait!
[03:09] Masaru
    Yoshiko, it's just a show!
[03:11] Yoshiko
    Show or not, Nozomi-chan's tears are real!
[03:15] Yoshiko
    So I have to save her, and now!
[03:19] Monster
    What?
[03:20] Yoshiko
    As her friend...
[03:21] Yoshiko
    and her hero!
[03:22] Nozomi
    Yoshiko-oneechan!
[03:25] Yoshiko
    Transform!
[03:26] Mamoru
    You're just having your own fun!
[03:28] Masaru
    Crap! If Yoshiko saves Nozomi here, she'll
    get even more attached to Yoshiko, and...
[03:36] Mamoru
    We have to do this!
[03:37] Masaru
    To defend our friend's future!
[03:39] Yoshiko
    Oh, you guys!
[03:41] Yoshiko
    If you're gonna fight, wear these!
[03:42] Yoshiko
    Transform!
[03:43] Yoshiko
    We're the Super Pachi Rangers!
[03:56] Mamoru
    M-Monster! Don't let Yoshiko take you down!
[03:59] Masaru
    Go down with this!
[04:01] Monster
    Huh?
[04:02] Mamoru
    Don't think, just go down!
[04:04] Masaru
    Our friend's future is at stake here!
[04:06] Monster
    Wha... Huh?
[04:07] Nozomi
    Save me!
[04:09] Yoshiko
    I'll deal the final blow!
[04:10] Mamoru
    Stop it, you idiot!
[04:12] Masaru
    We're begging you! Take a hint!
[04:15] Monster
    Um... Er...
[04:19] Monster
    Ah! You got me!
[04:21] Boys
    Yes!
[04:27] Nozomi
    I was so scared!
[04:29] Mamoru
    We're the ones who beat him!
[04:30] Masaru
    Yoshiko's just some idiot!
[04:34] Nozomi
    Thank you...
[04:37] Nozomi
    Yoshiko-oneechan!
[04:39] Yoshiko
    Just doing my job.
[04:40] Boys
    Seriously?!
[04:42] Narration
    Keep doing your best to defend
    the girl's future, boys!
[04:51] Ryuuichi
    I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.
    I'm one of Sis's soldiers.
[04:54] Ryuuichi
    To try to make friends
    with this "A-kun" guy,
[04:57] Ryuuichi
    I'm going through Sis's tough training.
[04:59] Yoshiko
    What is your one true joy?!
[05:01] Ryuuichi
    To serve at Akutsu-sama's feet!
[05:03] Yoshiko
    What are you?!
[05:04] Ryuuichi
    Akutsu-sama's faithful dog!
[05:07] Yoshiko
    Yes! Perfect!
[05:09] Ryuuichi
    Thank you, Sis!
[05:11] [SONG] Sign
    To Be Continued!
SIGN    Counseling
SIGN    Part 14
[05:20] Teacher
    Hanabatake-san, what don't you understand?
[05:23] Yoshiko
    How bananas can be this delicious.
[05:25] Teacher
    I'm asking about school!
[05:27] Yoshiko
    Why teachers keep trying to teach me?
[05:30] Teacher
    Because you're an idiot!
[05:33] Akuru
    Sensei, are you okay?
[05:34] Teacher
    I-I've got this, Akutsu-kun.
[05:37] Teacher
    Since you're having trouble
    holding a conversation,
[05:39] Teacher
    we'll start with studying
    language arts, Hanabatake-san.
[05:42] Yoshiko
    Can I have a banana?
[05:43] Teacher
    I just gave you one!
[05:44] Yoshiko
    I already finished it!
[05:47] Yoshiko
    If I can't have one, I'm going home to play!
[05:48] Teacher
    I-I'll go buy one.
[05:50] Akuru
    Please... Hang in there.
[05:54] Yoshiko
    "Yasuko and Takashi went
    their separate ways."
[05:57] Yoshiko
    "They live their lives as best they can and
    spend their nights holding back their tears."
[06:01] Teacher
    Now, how does Yasuko feel?
[06:03] Yoshiko
    Ask Yasuko if you wanna know!
[06:06] Yoshiko
    I'm Yoshiko!
[06:07] Teacher
    Read the story and figure it out!
[06:09] Teacher
    The answer is "lonely"!
[06:11] Yoshiko
    Yasuko isn't that simple a woman!
[06:14] Yoshiko
    Yasuko truly cares for Takeshi!
[06:16] Teacher
    It's "Takashi"!
[06:17] Yoshiko
    You don't understand a thing.
[06:20] Yoshiko
    Have you ever been in love, Sensei?
[06:23] Teacher
    Ba-dum...
[06:24] Yoshiko
    S-So what if I haven't?
[06:26] Yoshiko
    A 28-year-old female teacher
    who's never been in love, eh?
[06:30] Teacher
    So what?
[06:32] Yoshiko
    If you think you can understand someone's
    feelings, then tell me what I feel right now.
[06:38] Teacher
    I-I want to eat another banana?
[06:41] Yoshiko
    Wrong!
[06:42] Yoshiko
    Actually, I ate so much, I'm about to hurl!
[06:45] Teacher
    How am I supposed to know that?!
[06:46] Yoshiko
    Exactly!
[06:47] Yoshiko
    You don't even know how I feel,
    and I'm right in front of you!
[06:49] Yoshiko
    How can you know how Yasuko feels?
[06:53] Yoshiko
    I'm a girl deep in love, but Yasuko's
    feelings are too complex even for me!
[06:57] Teacher
    So you don't know, either!
[06:59] Yoshiko
    Exactly.
[07:00] Yoshiko
    But you see...
[07:03] Yoshiko
    I know that I don't know!
[07:08] Teacher
    I-I... I...
[07:11] Akuru
    T-Take it easy, Sensei.
[07:13] Yoshiko
    When one knows that one does not
    know, only then can one learn.
[07:17] Teacher
    That's...
[07:18] Yoshiko
    How a girl feels when she's in love...
[07:20] Yoshiko
    How a girl feels when she's
    eaten too many bananas...
[07:23] Yoshiko
    You don't know anything, Sensei!
[07:27] Yoshiko
    Feeling like you know something by
    getting answers from a textbook...
[07:30] Yoshiko
    Is that what you call education?!
[07:34] Teacher
    Ka-boom!
[07:36] Yoshiko
    That is why I play all day, every day—
[07:39] Yoshiko
    Ooh, a banana!
[07:40] Teacher
    I... I didn't know anything...
[07:42] Yoshiko
    Mmm, yummy!
[07:44] Akuru
    No, Sensei! Don't let Yoshiko
    get into your head!
[07:47] Teacher
    Akutsu-kun...
[07:49] Teacher
    Teach me...
[07:50] Teacher
    Teach me what love is!
[07:51] Akuru
    What are you saying?!
[07:52] Teacher
    You don't like older women?!
[07:54] Akuru
    Seriously, what are you saying?!
[07:55] Teacher
    I mean, I'm a teacher, but I
    don't know anything! So please!
[08:00] Akuru
    Don't take anything that
    idiot says seriously!
[08:02] Teacher
    I've never been in love before! How could
    I ever understand how Yasuko feels?!
[08:06] Akuru
    Enough! Open your eyes!
[08:14] Akuru
    I'm counting on you, Sensei!
[08:16] Akuru
    If you give up, no one will
    ever teach Yoshiko anything!
[08:20] Akuru
    I-I'm counting on you...
SIGN    Aho Girl
[08:26] Ryuuichi
    I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.
    I'm one of Sis's soldiers.
[08:29] Ryuuichi
    At last, it's time for the final battle.
[08:33] Ryuuichi
    I'm begging you! I'll do anything!
[08:37] Akuru
    What do you want?
[08:39] Ryuuichi
    I exist solely to love and
    serve my venerable master!
[08:42] Ryuuichi
    Please...
[08:43] Ryuuichi
    Please!
[08:47] Akuru
    Okay, fine.
[08:51] Akuru
    If you want to serve me that
    badly, I'll use you like a tool.
[08:55] Akuru
    So serve me well.
[08:57] Ryuuichi
    With my gratitude and utmost pleasure!
[08:59] Yoshiko
    You did it! Now you're A-kun's dog!
[09:02] Ryuuichi
    Yes!
[09:03] Ryuuichi
    Huh?
[09:05] Ryuuichi
    I wanted to be his friend!
[09:08] Yoshiko
    Is that right?
SIGN    The End
SIGN    Class 1-2
SIGN    Part 15
[09:14] Yoshiko
    It's A-kun's birthday tomorrow!
[09:16] Sayaka
    Oh, really?
[09:18] Yoshiko
    So let's break into A-kun's room tonight!
[09:22] Sayaka
    Sure, let's—
[09:23] Sayaka
    Huh?
[09:24] Yoshiko
    And we'll figure out what A-kun wants there!
[09:28] Sayaka
    B-But he'll be really mad if he finds out.
[09:31] Yoshiko
    Don't worry! I'm used to it!
[09:32] Sayaka
    But I'm not!
[09:33] President
    I heard that.
[09:35] Yoshiko
    You...
[09:37] Yoshiko
    Boob President!
[09:39] President
    Y-You're taking me with you.
[09:41] President
    I want to sneak into Akutsu-kun's room—
[09:44] President
    I mean, I want to give
    Akutsu-kun a present, too!
[09:46] Yoshiko
    Then answer me this.
[09:48] Yoshiko
    Are your feelings as huge as your boobs?
[09:52] President
    Y-Yes, they are!
[09:54] Yoshiko
    Damn, they're huge!
[09:55] Yoshiko
    Okay! It'll be the three of us!
[09:58] Sayaka
    Do I have to go, too?
[10:02] Yoshiko
    Jump.
[10:04] President
    Jump.
SIGN    Don't come in here!
[10:21] Yoshiko
    Sleeping like a baby.
[10:22] President
    His sleeping face... So cute!
[10:25] Yoshiko
    Boo!
[10:29] President
    What do you think you're doing, you idiot?!
[10:37] President
    Damn that idiot...
[10:41] President
    J-Just one picture of him sleeping...
[10:48] President
    I-I'm so sorry...
[10:50] Yoshiko
    I found A-kun's boxers!
[10:53] President
    What?!
[10:54] Yoshiko
    Sniff, sniff.
[10:57] President
    What are you doing?!
[10:58] Sayaka
    K-Keep it down! If we're too loud—
[11:01] President
    I'm confiscating those as
    disciplinary committee president!
[11:03] Yoshiko
    Hahaha! You can't have 'em!
[11:05] President
    Hand them over!
[11:07] Ruri
    Onii-chan, keep it dow—
[11:12] Yoshiko
    Let me out...
[11:18] Sayaka
    Hurry up and do what you came to do!
[11:21] President
    Yes.
[11:23] Sayaka
    What are you doing?!
[11:25] Yoshiko
    I'm kinda sleepy.
[11:27] President
    W-Well, I'm sleepy, too!
[11:30] Yoshiko
    No room for you, Boob President!
[11:33] President
    There's no room for you!
[11:35] Sayaka
    U-Um...
[11:36] Yoshiko
    Now then, A-kun, have a goodnight kiss!
[11:40] President
    Whoa! Don't you dare!
[11:44] Yoshiko
    Nah, I'm sleepy.
[11:53] Akuru
    Hey, blockheads...
[11:55] Akuru
    What the hell are you thinking?
[11:57] President
    Well, um...
[11:59] Sayaka
    You can say that again!
[12:03] Sayaka
    We came here to think about
    what you'd want for a present,
[12:06] Sayaka
    but Yoshiko-chan and the
    president went way too far.
[12:09] Sayaka
    Please... Just please...
[12:13] Sayaka
    What are you thinking?!
[12:21] OTP
    I-I'm sorry.
SIGN    Summertime! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
    Next time: "Summertime! Aho Girl!"

5 - Summertime! Aho Girl!

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SIGN    Class 1-2
[00:07] Girl
    Doing anything this summer vacation?
[00:09] Boy
    Gotta hit the beach, right?
[00:12] Yoshiko
    Starting tomorrow...
[00:14] Yoshiko
    It's summer vacation!
[00:16] Yoshiko
    I can't wait for summer vacation!
[00:19] Yoshiko
    I so, so, so can't wait!
[00:21] Sayaka
    I can't wait, either.
[00:23] Yoshiko
    A-kun, you can't wait, either, right?!
[00:26] Akuru
    I can.
[00:27] Yoshiko
    What should we do?!
[00:30] Akuru
    Study all day long.
[00:33] Yoshiko
    Are you an idiot?!
SIGN    Summer Vacation
SIGN    Part 16
[01:39] Yoshiko
    A-kun! It's morning!
[01:42] Yoshiko
    Let's play!
[01:44] Yoshiko
    Here's your good morning...
[01:45] Yoshiko
    kiss!
[01:52] Ruri
    Yoshiko! Keep it down!
[01:54] Ruri
    It's 6 AM!
[01:55] Akuru
    S-Sorry, Ruri.
[01:59] Yoshiko
    Perfect timing! Ruri-chan, let's go see
    Summer Vacation! Prechure Festival!
[02:05] Ruri
    Summer Vacation! Prechure
    Festival
?! The movie?!
[02:09] Akuru
    Idiot. Ruri wouldn't want
    to see some kiddie anime.
[02:14] Ruri
    R-Right. I wouldn't.
[02:17] Ruri
    P-Prechure's... for...
[02:20] Akuru
    All right! We're all gonna see Prechure!
[02:23] ---
    Yeah!
[02:24] Yoshi-kuru
    Prechure! Prechure!
[02:38] Akuru
    You'd better not make a sound.
[02:39] Yoshiko
    I know!
[02:48] Prechure-A
    Your evil deeds will not go unpunished!
[02:51] Yoshiko
    You can do it, Prechure—
[03:02] Prechure-A
    I can't find a way to win.
[03:04] Akuru
    It's better than I thought it would be.
[03:06] Prechure-A
    O-Oh, no!
[03:09] Prechure-A
    I won't make it!
[03:17] Akuru
    Damn it.
[03:22] Akuru
    Now I can watch in peace.
[03:24] Ruri
    Prechure! You can do it!
[03:27] Ruri
    Prechure!
[03:27] Akuru
    Damn it, Yoshiko...
[03:29] Ruri
    You can do it! We know you can!
[03:31] Akuru
    Will you shut...
[03:36] Akuru
    I...
[03:38] Akuru
    Er...
[03:39] Akuru
    S-Sorry!
[03:40] Akuru
    Wrong person!
[03:41] Akuru
    Please, don't cry!
[03:51] Yoshiko
    Ruri-chan!
[03:53] Yoshiko
    Be strong like Prechure!
[03:56] Ruri
    Yoshiko...
[04:00] Yoshiko
    Oh, hey, Prechure's losing.
[04:03] Yoshiko
    Oh, no! Prechure's in real trouble!
[04:06] Ruri
    Yoshiko, you idiot!
[04:07] Akuru
    H-Hey!
[04:09] Lady
    I-Is she okay?
[04:11] Akuru
    She's fine! I'll take care of her!
[04:13] Yoshiko
    She isn't fine!
[04:15] Akuru
    Shut up!
[04:17] Yoshiko
    She's screwed! It's all over!
[04:21] Girl
    Mommy, I can't see.
[04:23] Attendant
    Excuse me, girls, but you're
    disturbing the other viewers...
[04:27] Prechure-B
    Leave this to me! Go!
[04:29] Monster
    Muahaha! This is the end, Prechure!
[04:32] Yoshiko
    Don't die, Prechure!
[04:37] Akuru
    Sorry, Ruri!
[04:40] Yoshiko
    Pre—
[04:41] Akuru
    Shut up, woman!
[04:45] Akuru
    Sorry for the disturbance!
[04:58] Ruri
    Huh? Wasn't I at the movies—
[05:03] Akuru
    You must have dozed off and had a dream.
[05:05] Akuru
    You spent all day doing
    your summer homework.
[05:09] Ruri
    Huh?
[05:11] Ruri
    You're right! It's all done!
SIGN    Your Friend for the Summer
[05:14] Akuru
    Good job, Ruri.
[05:15] Ruri
    Thanks!
[05:17] [SONG] Sign
    Like it never happened
[05:22] Yoshiko
    Where am I?!
[05:23] Yoshiko
    I was at the movies, but now I'm at home!
[05:25] Yoshiko
    It couldn't be!
[05:26] Yoshiko
    Have... Have I learned Teleport?!
SIGN    Part 17
[05:36] Yoshiko
    A-kun! Let's hit the beach!
[05:39] Sayaka
    Yes, let's go!
[05:43] Akuru
    Huh?
[05:44] Yoshiko
    You know the raffle at
    the shopping district?
[05:46] Yoshiko
    I won it.
SIGN    Congratulations
    You've won a two-day, one-night
    trip to Atsukawa Hot Springs
[05:48] Yoshiko
    Free two-day, one-night trip!
[05:50] Girls
    Yay!
[05:52] President
    Hold it right there!
[05:54] Yoshiko
    Who's there?!
[05:56] President
    High school boys and girls
    staying overnight on the beach?
[05:58] President
    The laws of morality may be violated...
[06:02] President
    This won't do unless I, the disciplinary
    committee president, accompany you!
[06:06] Yoshiko
    Wh-What?!
[06:09] Yoshiko
    Then do you wanna come, too?
[06:10] President
    Yes, I'm in!
[06:11] Akuru
    So you're going?
[06:13] Ryuuichi
    U-Um...
[06:15] Ryuuichi
    Can I come, too?
[06:16] Yoshiko
    Ryuuichi-kun! Sure! Let's go!
[06:19] Akuru
    Okay, what are you people doing here?
[06:24] Ryuuichi
    I wanted to play with you, but I
    didn't know how to ask you, so...
[06:28] Akuru
    Creepy.
[06:29] President
    I-I was observing you to see that you
    didn't do anything morally wrong.
[06:33] President
    For the last three hours!
[06:35] Akuru
    Cut it out. Seriously.
[06:38] Yoshiko
    All right! Now let's go buy swimsuits!
[06:46] Akuru
    Why did I have to come?
[06:48] Yoshiko
    A-kun! A-kun!
[06:49] Yoshiko
    What do you think of this one?
[06:51] Akuru
    Don't care.
[06:52] President
    You prefer something more
    refined, don't you?
[06:54] Akuru
    Really don't care.
[06:56] Ryuuichi
    How about we get matching swimsuits?
[06:58] Akuru
    Hell no.
[07:00] Akuru
    In the first place, I'm not going.
[07:04] Yoshiko
    Oh, you joker.
[07:05] President
    I-If you aren't going, why am I?
[07:09] Akuru
    Make sure this delinquent
    doesn't do anything immoral.
[07:12] President
    Why the heck would I do that?!
[07:14] Akuru
    Aren't you supposed to protect morality?
[07:15] Sayaka
    Y-You really aren't coming?
[07:18] Akuru
    Yeah.
[07:18] Sayaka
    But everyone here wants
    to be friends with you!
[07:22] Akuru
    No, like, I'm good with you.
[07:25] Akuru
    But these weirdos? No, thanks.
[07:28] Sayaka
    Well, yes, they are a bit strange, but...
[07:30] Weirdos
    Hey!
[07:31] Sayaka
    But on that topic, you're also
    very strange, A-kun-san!
[07:35] Akuru
    What?!
[07:36] Sayaka
    I mean, you're prejudiced and stubborn
    and don't even try to make friends!
[07:40] Akuru
    Because everyone around me is a weirdo!
[07:42] Sayaka
    Birds of a feather flock together!
[07:44] Akuru
    Th-They're flocking to Yoshiko, right?!
[07:47] Sayaka
    Yoshiko-chan is drawn to you
    because you're so weird!
[07:51] Akuru
    D'oh!
[07:54] Yoshiko
    Yeah, A-kun can be kinda weird.
[07:57] Akuru
    This woman...
[07:59] Akuru
    But by that logic, you're weird, too!
[08:03] Sayaka
    I might be, but if that's true...
[08:06] Sayaka
    Will you not be my friend anymore?
[08:14] Sayaka
    I-If you aren't, then you won't have
    any friends other than Yoshiko-chan.
[08:20] Akuru
    Gah!
[08:21] Sayaka
    And if you don't like me anymore,
    then I can't help you...
[08:28] Sayaka
    You can only live with Yoshiko-chan
    for the rest of your life...
[08:31] Akuru
    O-Okay!
[08:32] Akuru
    Please let me go to the beach with you.
[08:36] Ryuuichi
    Sis Sayaka, you're awesome!
[08:38] President
    Good job!
[08:40] Yoshiko
    You did it!
[08:42] Ryuuichi
    Let's make it a trip to remember!
[08:44] Yoshiko
    Yeah! So...
[08:46] Everyone
    Let's all wear matching swimsuits!
[08:48] Akuru
    No, thanks.
SIGN    Koudan Station
SIGN    Part 18
SIGN    Giddy Giddy
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
[09:04] President
    A trip with Akutsu-kun...
[09:12] President
    I-I... Akutsu-kun, I've always—
[09:17] Akuru
    I don't want to hear it.
[09:18] President
    Huh?
[09:19] Akuru
    If you keep talking,
[09:21] Akuru
    I won't be able to kiss you.
[09:24] President
    Ohmigod!
[09:27] Yoshie
    You look pretty happy.
[09:31] President
    Wh-Who are you?!
[09:33] Yoshiko
    This is my mom!
[09:35] Ryuuichi
    Sis's mom?
[09:38] Yoshie
    My daughter said you'd be
    going on a trip together.
[09:41] Yoshie
    Oh, my. I smell a thieving little
    homewrecker trying to seduce our A-kun.
[09:47] President
    I-I would never do that!
[09:49] Yoshie
    Oh, really? Then you're okay.
[09:51] President
    Of course not!
[09:55] Yoshie
    You think you can fool me, you sow?!
[09:58] President
    Who're you calling a sow?!
[10:00] Yoshie
    You're not going to the beach!
[10:03] President
    Hey! What are you doing with that?!
[10:05] Yoshie
    What, you ask?
[10:10] Yoshie
    I'm drawing nipples on it!
[10:11] President
    No!
[10:14] President
    H-How dare you?!
[10:15] Ryuuichi
    She's evil...
[10:17] Yoshie
    You can't go to the beach
    with this swimsuit!
[10:21] President
    I'm going!
[10:22] Yoshie
    Wearing this?
[10:24] Yoshie
    You shameful girl!
[10:25] Yoshiko
    I'll wear one, too! It's not shameful now!
[10:28] Yoshie
    What?! Yoshiko!
[10:29] President
    I'll wear a shirt over it!
[10:32] Yoshiko
    Oh, I see!
[10:33] Yoshie
    In that case...
[10:35] Yoshie
    I'll cut the nipples out of it!
[10:41] Ryuuichi
    Cut it out!
[10:43] Yoshie
    Wha—
[10:44] Yoshie
    Help! It's a groper!
[10:47] ---
    Hey!
[10:47] Yoshiko
    Ryuuichi-kun's into older women!
[10:50] Ryuuichi
    No, I'm not!
[10:51] Ryuuichi
    That's not enough to make me let go!
[10:53] Ryuuichi
    I won't let some old hag
    mess up our fun trip!
[10:57] Yoshie
    An old hag, you said?
[10:58] Ryuuichi
    Huh?
[11:00] Yoshie
    You... little... whippersnapper!
[11:07] Ryuuichi
    Sh-She's strong.
[11:08] Yoshie
    I've fought a million more cat
    fights than you little snots!
[11:15] Yoshie
    No one gets A-kun but me!
[11:18] President
    No!
[11:21] Akuru
    What do you think you're doing?
[11:22] Yoshie
    Wha—
[11:23] Weirdos
    Akutsu-kun!
[11:24] Yoshie
    I-It's not what it looks like!
[11:26] Yoshie
    It's for my retirement—
    I mean, It's for your sake, A-kun!
[11:31] Yoshie
    B-But...
[11:33] Yoshie
    That sow wanted to steal you!
[11:36] President
    Hey!
[11:37] Akuru
    You're nearly forty!
[11:38] Akuru
    You should really cool it a little.
[11:43] Akuru
    So what's the decision?
[11:44] Akuru
    Do you swear never to do
    anything like this again?
[11:46] Akuru
    Or do you want to feel more pain?
[11:48] Yoshie
    I take neither!
[11:51] Yoshie
    Take this!
[11:54] Akuru
    It's still body-temperature!
[11:58] Akuru
    Huh?! Crap!
[11:59] Yoshie
    How weak!
[12:01] Yoshie
    I won't let that sow have her way!
[12:04] Yoshie
    Don't think this ends here!
[12:11] Akuru
    She's too resilient.
[12:13] Yoshiko
    See you when we get back!
[12:18] Sayaka
    Can I come out now?
[12:21] [SONG] Sign
    To Be Continued!!
SIGN    A Hot Summer! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
    Next time: "A Hot Summer! Aho Girl!"

6 - A Hot Summer! Aho Girl

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SIGN    Summer Vacation
SIGN    Summer Vacation
SIGN    Summer Vacation
SIGN    Happiness is a banana!
    Aho Girl
SIGN    Happiness is a banana!
    Aho Girl
SIGN    Part 19
[01:08] Yoshiko
    It's the beach!
[01:10] Sayaka
    Yeah!
[01:11] Yoshiko
    It's the beach! It's the
    beach! It's the beach!
[01:13] Yoshiko
    Woohoo!
[01:14] Akuru
    She's more suffocating than the heat.
[01:18] Yoshiko
    Let's start by...
[01:19] Yoshiko
    cracking open a watermelon!
[01:21] Sayaka
    Sounds like fun!
[01:22] Yoshiko
    Hi-yah!
[01:23] Yoshiko
    Done!
[01:25] Sayaka
    You cracked it, but...
[01:27] President
    What an idiot.
[01:28] President
    I came to the beach to get
    closer to Akutsu-kun.
[01:32] President
    Hey, Akutsu-kun.
[01:34] President
    Would you care to...
[01:36] President
    go for a swim together?
[01:38] Yoshiko
    Why, you! Trying to show off that
    giant rack to A-kun, are you?!
[01:41] President
    Wha—
[01:42] President
    I-I had no intention of
    showing off anything!
[01:45] President
    B-But... well...
[01:47] President
    Akutsu-kun is a boy, after all.
[01:49] President
    He might want to have a close look.
[01:51] Akuru
    No, thanks.
[01:53] President
    W-Well, I won't get angry over
    a little peek, you know!
[01:55] Akuru
    Not interested.
[01:56] President
    Look at them!
[01:57] Akuru
    Chill, perv girl!
[01:58] Yoshiko
    I knew it! You do want to show them off!
[02:01] Sayaka
    Th-That's not a good thing to do, I think.
[02:04] Yoshiko
    Punishment time!
[02:06] ---
    H-Hey...
[02:09] President
    Akutsu-kun, help!
[02:11] President
    H-He's enjoying the beach?!
[02:14] Yoshiko
    Now's my chance! Take this!
[02:16] President
    O-Oh, no!
[02:19] Yoshiko
    I've done it.
[02:21] Yoshiko
    I've flattened her boobs
    beneath the weight of sand!
[02:24] Sayaka
    That's an accomplishment?!
[02:26] President
    This is nothing to me!
[02:28] Yoshiko
    Seriously?!
[02:29] Yoshiko
    I-In that case...
[02:31] Sayaka
    Huh?
[02:32] Yoshiko
    Sayaka-chan gets this!
[02:34] Yoshiko
    Now you have the flattest chest
    out of all of us, Boob President!
[02:39] Yoshiko
    Sayaka-chan's got the biggest!
[02:40] Sayaka
    I wonder why I'm crying...
[02:43] Yoshiko
    You're that happy?
[02:44] President
    You are an idiot.
[02:45] Yoshiko
    Say what?!
[02:46] Yoshiko
    You mean this isn't working, either?!
[02:48] President
    Obviously!
[02:49] President
    Now get me out of here.
[02:51] Yoshiko
    I see...
[02:52] Yoshiko
    I never thought I would have to do this.
[02:58] President
    Wait! Not that!
[02:59] President
    Hey, y-you can't do that! Right? Right?!
[03:02] Yoshiko
    I didn't want to have to do this!
[03:04] Yoshiko
    But it's too late now!
[03:07] President
    F-Fine! I was wrong!
[03:10] President
    I-I'm truly sorry for having inconvenienced
    you with my oversized breasts.
[03:15] Yoshiko
    Quit bragging!
[03:16] President
    What do you want me to do?!
[03:18] Yoshiko
    Now I'll just have to...
[03:19] Yoshiko
    pile, pile, and pile on some more!
[03:22] President
    No! Stop! No more!
[03:34] Yoshiko
    Victory is ours!
[03:36] President
    No!
[03:38] President
    No! Take it down! Please!
[03:38] Yoshiko
    Yes! Victory!
[03:39] Akuru
    Shut up...
[03:41] Akuru
    How am I supposed to study like this?!
[03:44] President
    A-Akutsu-kun!
[03:47] President
    Don't look at me right now!
[03:51] Akuru
    I'll take it down.
[03:52] President
    N-No! You can't touch that!
[03:56] President
    From my point of view, it's like it's
    protruding from my nether regions!
[03:59] President
    If you were to touch it...
[04:02] President
    If you touch it...
[04:03] Akuru
    I see.
[04:04] Akuru
    There.
[04:06] President
    No!
[04:12] Yoshie
    If memory serves...
[04:14] Yoshie
    It should be one of these inns.
[04:16] Ryuuichi
    Stop right there.
[04:18] Ryuuichi
    I won't let you ruin
[04:20] Ryuuichi
    our summer vacation!
[04:22] Yoshie
    You little whippersnapper!
SIGN    Part 20
SIGN    Ladies
[04:33] Yoshiko
    I'm in Heaven.
[04:35] Sayaka
    It's very nice.
[04:36] Yoshiko
    This is Paradise.
[04:39] President
    Like some old man.
[04:41] Yoshiko
    A-kun, wanna come over to the ladies' bath?
[04:43] Akuru
    Hell no, you idiot!
[04:45] Yoshiko
    Oh, come on! We used to bathe
    together all the time.
[04:48] Yoshiko
    No need to be so shy!
[04:49] President
    Together?!
[04:50] Yoshiko
    It was so cute. I mean A-kun's...
[04:53] Yoshiko
    weewee!
[04:54] Akuru
    I'm gonna kill you!
[04:55] Yoshiko
    It was, like, this tiny!
[04:57] President
    I-It's... that small?
[05:03] President
    I-I'm not interested! Why
    would I be interested in that?
[05:06] Yoshiko
    Boob President, you're that curious?
[05:09] YoshikO
    Then let's go peeping!
[05:11] President
    Wh-What are you saying?!
[05:12] Yoshiko
    If you like cute things, it's worth a peek!
[05:14] President
    That's not the issue here!
[05:16] President
    And anyway, it's most
    likely not cute anymore!
[05:19] Yoshiko
    What?! How would you know?!
[05:20] President
    C-Common sense.
[05:22] Yoshiko
    How isn't it cute anymore?!
[05:24] President
    Why do I have to explain?!
[05:25] Yoshiko
    I'll just have to see it for myself!
[05:27] President
    No fair!
[05:28] President
    I mean, no!
[05:30] President
    I-It's bigger now.
[05:32] Yoshiko
    Huh?
[05:33] President
    It's so much bigger now, it'll shock you!
[05:35] Yoshiko
    What?!
[05:36] President
    The tip also changes shape
    as the body matures!
[05:39] Yoshiko
    This sounds cool as heck!
[05:40] Yoshiko
    Now I gotta see it! I'm gonna peep!
[05:43] Yoshiko
    I said, you can't!
[05:44] President
    If Akutsu-kun's m-member
    is smaller than average,
[05:48] President
    and he's insecure about it...
[05:50] President
    He'll be deeply hurt by you seeing it!
[05:54] Yoshiko
    Seriously?!
[05:54] President
    They say the more perfect the man, the deeper
    his insecurity when it comes to this topic!
[05:59] Yoshiko
    Dang, you know a lot!
[06:00] Yoshiko
    But if that is the case,
    then I absolutely must see it!
[06:03] President
    No! You can't—
[06:06] Yoshiko
    I must hold him and reassure him
    that I will love him regardless.
[06:12] Yoshiko
    And so our love will deepen!
[06:13] President
    Wha?!
[06:14] Yoshiko
    I'm coming for you,
[06:15] Yoshiko
    A-kun!
[06:17] President
    Stop right there!
[06:18] President
    In the first place, his
    might not be that small!
[06:21] Yoshiko
    If that's the case,
[06:23] Yoshiko
    then I'll just get whacked
    on the head again.
[06:25] Yoshiko
    Knowing that A-kun may be suffering is
    more painful than a whack on the head.
[06:30] Yoshiko
    Now, let go of me! I'm going!
[06:33] President
    I know.
[06:34] President
    There's a 99% chance that this
    idiot will be whacked into orbit.
[06:37] President
    But if that 1% miracle happens...
[06:42] Akuru
    You're my number one girl.
[06:44] President
    No!
[06:46] President
    I'm going, too!
[06:48] Yoshiko
    What?!
[06:48] Yoshiko
    He might whack you on the head!
[06:50] Yoshiko
    Why do you insist?!
[06:52] President
    B-Because...
[06:53] President
    I'm disciplinary committee president!
[06:54] Yoshiko
    Being disciplinary committee
    president's a lot of work!
[06:57] Yoshiko
    Then let us go together.
[06:59] President
    Yes. For Akutsu-kun's sake!
[07:01] President
    Akutsu-kun!
[07:01] Yoshiko
    A-kun!
[07:07] Akuru
    And what the heck are you thinking?
[07:09] President
    I-It's not what you think!
[07:11] President
    I'm not doing this for any weird reasons!
[07:12] President
    I'm doing this purely out of
    concern for your well-being!
[07:15] President
    Not for any weird reasons!
[07:17] Akuru
    I understand.
[07:18] Akuru
    That's enough.
[07:19] President
    You understand?
[07:21] Akuru
    Yeah, sure.
[07:23] President
    Oh, I'm so glad!
[07:25] Sayaka
    No, I don't think that's a good thing!
[07:32] Yoshie
    Well, that was fun.
[07:34] Yoshie
    I'll hit the hot spring and head home!
SIGN    Part 21
[07:48] Yoshiko
    Bye now, A-kun! See you later!
[07:55] Akuru
    For the next two days, Yoshiko
    will be at her grandparents'.
[07:58] Akuru
    A weekend without the
    unpredictable animal next door.
[08:02] Akuru
    I'm going to enjoy every second of it!
[08:07] Akuru
    Huh?
[08:10] Yoshiko
    I thought you'd be lonely without any
    friends, so I'm leaving a dog for you!
[08:13] Akuru
    Hey! Hold it, you idiot! What the hell?!
SIGN    Akutsu Room 201
[08:21] Akuru
    I'll feed and walk you,
    but I'm not playing with you.
[08:24] Akuru
    I hate all animals, including Yoshiko.
[08:30] Akuru
    You understand what I'm saying?
[08:33] Akuru
    I don't really hate you.
[08:36] Akuru
    Just kidding.
[08:38] Akuru
    He understands language
    better than Yoshiko?!
[08:40] Akuru
    Wait, what am I thinking?!
[08:42] Akuru
    He's an animal, just like Yoshiko!
[08:45] Akuru
    I'm going to go to my room and watch a movie.
[08:47] Akuru
    You will not move from this
    spot or bark. Understand?
[08:52] Akuru
    Don't look at me with those eyes!
[08:57] Akuru
    No matter how many times I see
    this movie, it still amazes me.
SIGN    I don't need words between friends.
[09:02] Akuru
    Especially this farewell scene.
[09:06] Akuru
    What?!
[09:07] Akuru
    Wait, do you understand how
    amazing this scene is?
[09:11] Akuru
    You can't be serious!
[09:12] Akuru
    Yoshiko laughed her head off at it!
[09:14] Akuru
    Can you believe her?!
SIGN    Crap (impossible) 20 points
SIGN    Boring (bleh) 40 points
SIGN    Okay 60 points
SIGN    Pretty good 80 points
SIGN    No complaints 100 points
SIGN    A Miracle 120 points
[09:16] Akuru
    How would you rate this movie?
[09:19] Akuru
    You do get it!
[09:22] Akuru
    D-Does this mean...
[09:24] Akuru
    that a dog can understand me?
[09:29] Yoshiko
    Caught A-kun in an affair with a dog.
[09:32] Yoshiko
    Aw, so you felt that lonely?
[09:34] Yoshiko
    I was totally right to come back early.
[09:36] Akuru
    Y-You idiot! What do you mean, an "affair"?!
[09:39] Yoshiko
    Well, you were getting along with a dog!
[09:42] Akuru
    H-How in the hell could I ever get
    along with some dumb animal?
SIGN    Shock
[09:47] Akuru
    Shoot! Reflex!
[09:50] Yoshiko
    Don't worry about it. A-kun has a hard
    time getting along with anyone but me.
[09:54] Akuru
    N-No!
[09:56] Akuru
    I didn't mean to—
[09:57] Akuru
    Wait! Don't—
[10:00] Akuru
    I didn't mean it!
[10:03] Yoshiko
    Huh? Mean what?
[10:04] Akuru
    Um, well, uh...
[10:11] Akuru
    That pose...
[10:17] Akuru
    Let's play again sometime.
[10:19] Dog
    Woof.
[10:20] Yoshiko
    I wonder if A-kun's feeling a bit tired.
SIGN    Part 22
[10:31] Yoshiko
    Yes!
[10:33] Yoshiko
    I'm gonna dance the night away!
[10:35] Ushikubo
    She's here again...
SIGN    The Neighborhood Association
[10:37] Ushikubo
    The Bon Dance Girl!
[10:40] Ushikubo
    She comes to the Bon Dance every year
[10:43] Ushikubo
    and uses her uncommon stamina and random
    dance moves to hold the viewers' attention.
SIGN    The Neighborhood Association
[10:48] Ushikubo
    But not this year!
[10:50] Association
    Ushikubo-san!
[10:52] Yoshiko
    All right! I'm ready!
[10:54] Association
    She's messing it up before it even starts?!
[10:56] Ushikubo
    Whoa, hang on. You can't wear that.
[11:00] Yoshiko
    Seriously?!
[11:01] Yoshiko
    Dang, so it really is
    too sexy for this dance?
[11:04] Ushikubo
    Uh... yeah.
[11:05] Yoshiko
    Well, can't help that, then.
[11:07] Ushikubo
    I suppose not.
[11:08] Association-A
    What're you blushing for?!
[11:10] Yoshiko
    I can't wait for the Bon Dance!
[11:11] Ushikubo
    Same here. We've been practicing a lot.
[11:14] Yoshiko
    Really? I can't wait to see you guys dance!
[11:17] Ushikubo
    We'll dance our best.
[11:19] Ushikubo
    Hey, she seems like a good girl.
[11:22] Yoshiko
    Well, anyway, I look forward
    to dancing with you,
[11:24] Yoshiko
    my background dancers!
SIGN    This...
    bitch...!!
[11:29] Announcer
    The Bon Dance will begin shortly.
[11:32] Yoshiko
    All right!
[11:33] Ushikubo
    Now! Formation Alpha!
[11:35] Yoshiko
    Th-This is...
[11:36] Ushikubo
    How's this? No matter how you
    dance, no one will see you!
[11:53] Ushikubo
    What?!
[11:55] Ushikubo
    I won't...
[11:56] Association
    I won't let you!
[11:59] Yoshiko
    Wow! Nice bods!
[12:00] Ushikubo
    N-Naturally!
[12:02] Yoshiko
    All right...
[12:17] Ushikubo
    We've been had!
SIGN    The Gal! Aho Girl
[12:26] Yoshiko
    Next time: "The Gal! Aho Girl!"

7 - The Gal! Aho Girl!

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SIGN    Part 23
SIGN    Counseling Office
[01:04] Teacher
    Hanabatake-san, summer
    vacation is over now.
[01:07] Teacher
    Please try harder this term.
[01:09] Yoshiko
    What'd you do for summer vacation, Sensei?
[01:12] Teacher
    Huh?
[01:13] Teacher
    W-Well, I thought I should get
    some experience with love...
[01:17] Yoshiko
    Sounds good!
[01:18] Teacher
    But I didn't know how to meet guys...
[01:22] Yoshiko
    Right? Right?
[01:24] Teacher
    While I was stressing over it,
    summer vacation ended.
[01:27] Yoshiko
    Are you serious?
[01:29] Yoshiko
    That's terrible!
[01:30] Yoshiko
    Just talk to any random guy on the street!
[01:32] Teacher
    I can't do that!
[01:33] Yoshiko
    Then practice on A-kun!
[01:38] Teacher
    C-Care to get a drink with a pretty girl?
[01:42] Akuru
    Huh? You still call yourself a "pretty girl" at 28?
[01:46] Teacher
    I was ready to be hurt, but not like this!
[01:49] Yoshiko
    That was mean, A-kun.
[01:51] Akuru
    I-It wasn't intentional.
[01:53] Yoshiko
    Oh, well. I guess I'll go cheer Sensei up.
[01:57] Akuru
    You'd better not make things worse.
[02:00] Yoshiko
    I'm not you, you know!
[02:02] Akuru
    What makes you think you're any better?
[02:05] Yoshiko
    Well, what you did was totally uncalled for.
[02:08] Akuru
    Oh, shut up!
[02:15] Teacher
    Looking back, I've spent my whole
    life studying and working.
[02:20] Yoshiko
    You lose a little happiness
    with every sigh you make.
[02:23] Teacher
    Who are you?
[02:25] Yoshiko
    Call me Yoshio.
[02:26] Teacher
    Yoshio?!
[02:27] Yoshiko
    It's a pleasure to meet you,
[02:29] Yoshiko
    my lovely princess.
SIGN    Cross-dressing Yoshiko
[02:32] Teacher
    "L-Lovely princess"?!
[02:35] Teacher
    I-I'm a teacher. Don't joke about—
[02:45] Yoshiko
    I'm being serious here.
[02:49] Teacher
    Ba-dump!
[02:50] Teacher
    It wouldn't work out. I'm too old for you.
[02:55] Yoshiko
    You aren't too old.
[02:57] Yoshiko
    28 is borderline not-creepy.
[02:59] Teacher
    I'm borderline?!
[03:01] Yoshiko
    You idiot! That's the best part!
[03:05] Yoshiko
    Bananas taste best just before they rot.
[03:09] Teacher
    Y-You're right...
[03:11] Yoshiko
    Just be a little more daring,
    and the guys will fall all over you.
[03:15] Teacher
    W-Would... you fall for me, too?
[03:18] Yoshiko
    Hey, now, don't ask for the impossible.
[03:21] Teacher
    You're right. I'm just too...
[03:24] Yoshiko
    How do you expect me to
    fall for you... even more?
[03:28] Teacher
    You big dummy!
[03:29] Teacher
    Dummy! Dummy! Dummy!
[03:33] Teacher
    Can I really be more confident?
[03:37] Yoshiko
    Of course you can.
[03:39] Yoshiko
    Just look at how cute you are.
[03:41] Teacher
    Say it again.
[03:43] Yoshiko
    You're cute.
[03:44] Teacher
    One more time.
[03:45] Yoshiko
    You're beautiful.
[03:47] Teacher
    Again!
[03:48] Yoshiko
    Actually, maybe not so much.
[03:49] Teacher
    What?!
SIGN    Just
[03:50] Yoshiko
    Just...
[03:51] Yoshiko
    kidding.
SIGN    Kidding
[03:52] Teacher
    Oh, please.
SIGN    Oh, please
[03:55] Teacher
    Thank you, Yoshio-kun.
[03:58] Teacher
    I'll try a little harder.
[04:00] Yoshiko
    You will?
[04:01] Yoshiko
    I'm glad.
[04:02] Teacher
    So...
[04:04] Teacher
    Accept this!
[04:08] Teacher
    All of my courage!
[04:14] Yoshiko
    Any man you love will have it rough.
[04:18] Yoshiko
    If I tasted a kiss this sweet every day,
[04:21] Yoshiko
    I'd get diabetes for sure.
[04:24] Teacher
    Y-Yoshio-sama!
[04:28] Yoshiko
    Later, Sensei.
[04:30] Teacher
    U-Um!
[04:32] Teacher
    When will I see you again?
[04:36] Yoshiko
    I'll come for you every night...
[04:39] Yoshiko
    in your dreams.
[04:42] Teacher
    O-Okay...
[04:48] Yoshiko
    How was that?!
[04:49] Akuru
    More like, what are you going to do now?
SIGN    Aho Girl
SIGN    Part 24
[04:58] Yoshiko
    You're really fluffy today, Dog!
[05:01] Sayaka
    He's so cute.
[05:03] Yoshiko
    Me and Dog are super BFFs!
[05:05] Yoshiko
    Right, Dog?
[05:07] Sayaka
    Um, Yoshiko-chan, why do you call him "Dog"?
[05:11] Yoshiko
    Huh?
[05:14] Yoshiko
    Was it cats that go "woof"?
[05:16] Sayaka
    No, it's dogs...
[05:17] Sayaka
    Um, I was just wondering
    if doggy had a name.
[05:21] Yoshiko
    Huh? What do you mean?
[05:22] Sayaka
    I mean, doggy's name—
[05:24] Yoshiko
    Who the heck is "Dog Gy"?!
SIGN    Dog
[05:27] Sayaka
    Dog... Gy?!
SIGN    Gy
[05:30] Akuru
    She's asking if the dog has a name.
[05:33] Yoshiko
    Oh, A-kun!
[05:36] Akuru
    You don't find a dog as good
    as this one every day.
[05:39] Akuru
    There, there. Who's a good boy?
[05:42] Sayaka
    A-kun-san is acting really nice right now...
[05:45] Yoshiko
    They get along real well.
[05:47] Sayaka
    Really?
[05:48] Both
    If only he could be this nice to humans...
[05:52] Akuru
    Why are you looking at me like that?
[05:54] Akuru
    Whatever. Just give him
    a name other than "Dog."
[05:56] Akuru
    I feel bad for him.
[05:57] Yoshiko
    Even though he's a dog?!
[05:58] Akuru
    Yes!
[05:59] Yoshiko
    Hmm...
[06:01] Yoshiko
    Then "Cat."
[06:01] Akuru
    But he's a dog!
[06:02] Yoshiko
    I know that!
[06:04] Akuru
    You know nothing!
SIGN    Hanabatake
[06:06] Akuru
    Give the dog a dog name!
[06:08] Yoshiko
    Well, you should've just said that!
[06:10] Akuru
    I did say that!
[06:11] ---
    Stare...
[06:14] Yoshiko
    He's big...
[06:15] Yoshiko
    You can ride him...
[06:17] Yoshiko
    Car!
[06:18] Akuru
    He's a dog, damn it!
[06:21] Akuru
    Fine. I'll name him.
[06:23] Yoshiko
    Really?!
[06:23] Akuru
    All right. From today on, you're "George."
[06:26] Yoshiko
    Ha! That's American!
[06:28] Yoshiko
    You're giving a dog an American name!
[06:30] Yoshiko
    What a joke!
[06:31] Akuru
    It's better than naming a dog "Dog"!
[06:35] Yoshiko
    Wait, is it a pun on "joke" and
    "George"? Dang, that's subtle!
[06:38] Akuru
    This isn't a joke!
[06:39] Akuru
    Then let's let him choose his name.
[06:41] Yoshiko
    I'm fine with that!
[06:43] Yoshiko
    Except Dog loves me,
    so I've got the advantage.
[06:47] Akuru
    Hah. What are you talking about? We're bound
    by a burning friendship far deeper than that!
[06:52] Yoshiko
    Wh-What'd you say?
[06:53] Sayaka
    The pressure...
[06:55] Akuru
    George!
[06:57] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[06:58] Akuru
    George!
[06:59] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[07:00] Akuru
    George!
[07:01] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[07:01] Akuru
    George!
[07:02] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[07:03] Akuru
    George!
[07:03] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[07:04] Akuru
    George!
[07:04] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[07:05] Akuru
    George!
[07:05] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[07:05] Akuru
    George!
[07:06] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[07:11] Akuru
    Why are you running away?
[07:12] Akuru
    Choose the one you like more!
[07:13] Yoshiko
    Wait for me!
[07:16] Sayaka
    D-Don't you understand?
[07:18] Sayaka
    He loves you both! He can't choose just one!
[07:31] Both
    Oh, you...
[07:35] Akuru
    I'm sorry. A name isn't
    worth making you suffer.
[07:41] Yoshiko
    That's right, A-kun.
[07:43] Yoshiko
    As long as you understand.
[07:47] Akuru
    This started because you kept
    calling him something stupid!
[07:49] Yoshiko
    It wasn't stupid!
[07:50] Akuru
    Put yourself in the dog's place!
    With an idiot master!
[07:52] Yoshiko
    I'd be so happy!
[07:53] Akuru
    Not a chance!
[07:54] Yoshiko
    I'll be your master, too!
[07:55] Akuru
    Like hell!
[07:56] Sayaka
    Y-You sure have it rough.
[07:56] Yoshiko
    Come, A-kun, dive into my breast!
[07:58] Akuru
    Hell no!
SIGN    Part 25
SIGN    Class 1-2
[08:10] Emura
    That's, like, totally bad.
[08:12] Yoshiko
    Hey! Gal over there! I can
    almost see your panties!
[08:15] Emura
    Ugh! The stupidest girl in class!
[08:17] Emura
    Ignore her. Don't talk to her.
[08:20] Hiiragi
    Agreed.
[08:20] Shiina
    Yeah.
[08:23] Yoshiko
    Flip!
[08:25] Yoshiko
    See? I saw them!
[08:26] Emura
    Don't flip my skirt!
[08:28] Emura
    You picking a fight?
[08:30] Yoshiko
    Huh?
[08:31] Shiina
    Don't pay attention to the idiot.
    It's a waste of energy.
[08:34] Hiiragi
    Yeah, let's go play around.
[08:35] Emura
    R-Right.
[08:37] Yoshiko
    Are you serious?! I wanna go play, too!
[08:40] Shiina
    Never mind. Let's get to studying.
[08:43] Emura
    Yeah.
[08:44] Yoshiko
    What're you talking about?
[08:45] Yoshiko
    Gals don't study!
[08:47] Emura
    Are you making fun of me?!
[08:49] Yoshiko
    We might be similar in that regard, actually.
[08:51] Emura
    No, we aren't!
[08:53] Yoshiko
    You get zeros on all your tests, right?
[08:55] Emura
    I'm not you!
[08:56] Emura
    I get tens and above!
[08:58] Two
    Huh?
[08:59] Yoshiko
    You're an idiot, too!
[09:00] Emura
    I just don't care to study!
SIGN    Class 1-2
[09:02] Hiiragi
    L-Let's just go.
[09:04] Shiina
    Just ignore her.
[09:06] Emura
    Okay, okay.
[09:07] Emura
    You'd better not follow us!
[09:21] Emura
    Stop following us!
[09:22] Yoshiko
    Playing tag is fun!
[09:24] Emura
    We're not playing!
[09:25] Yoshiko
    Chase your dreams and other tag
    players to the ends of the earth!
[09:28] Emura
    Stay away!
[09:30] Shiina
    Will you quit it already?
[09:33] Yoshiko
    Is it hide-and-seek next?
[09:34] Yoshiko
    I'll be "it"!
[09:36] Emura
    That's not the issue here!
[09:37] Hiiragi
    W-We're not very good at hiding.
    Will you show us how it's done?
[09:42] Yoshiko
    Really?!
[09:43] Emura
    Y-Yeah. Uh...
[09:46] Emura
    Please.
[09:49] Yoshiko
    You really want me to?
[09:50] Emura
    Yes, please!
[09:52] Yoshiko
    Well, if you insist!
[09:53] Yoshiko
    I'm gonna hide real easy, so come find me!
[09:58] Emura
    Yeah, she's just an idiot.
[10:00] Hiiragi
    Now let's go play around.
SIGN    The Next Day
[10:06] Teacher
    Huh? Is Hanabatake-san absent today?
[10:11] Emura
    You think she's depressed
    'cause we ditched her?
SIGN    The Second Day
[10:17] Teacher
    Hanabatake-san's absent again?
[10:21] Sayaka
    Sensei, I texted Yoshiko-chan, and she
    said she's playing hide-and-seek...
SIGN    The Third Day
[10:28] Three
    Sh-She's a total idiot.
[10:31] Emura
    D-Does this mean she'll keep
    hiding until we find her?
[10:36] Hiiragi
    She hasn't had food or water for three days?
[10:38] Shiina
    A-And it's our fault?
[10:40] Emura
    Yeah...
[10:44] Shiina
    How long is that idiot gonna hide?!
[10:46] Emura
    We're sorry, damn it!
[10:48] Hiiragi
    Are you here?!
[10:49] Shiina
    Are you here?!
[10:50] Emura
    Are you here?!
[10:51] Three
    Where the hell are you?!
SIGN    Three Hours Later...
[10:55] Emura
    I can't find her!
[10:57] Hiiragi
    She's taking this hiding thing too seriously.
[11:00] Emura
    Damn! That idiot!
[11:01] Emura
    She's totally pissing me off!
[11:08] Yoshiko
    You found me!
[11:10] Emura
    Are you a ninja or something?!
[11:12] Yoshiko
    Pop!
[11:13] Yoshiko
    You're good.
[11:15] Yoshiko
    All right! I'm "it" next!
[11:17] Shiina
    Do you ever run out of energy?!
[11:19] Emura
    You're filthy!
[11:20] Emura
    Go home, eat something, and sleep!
[11:22] Yoshiko
    Oh, right! I'm hungry!
[11:24] Emura
    Don't get so invested in hiding!
    You'll kill yourself!
[11:28] Yoshiko
    That was super fun!
[11:30] Yoshiko
    Let's play again sometime!
[11:33] Three
    We're never playing with you again!
[11:38] Sign
    Part 26
SIGN    Ruri-chan Happy 11th Birthday
[11:39] Everyone
    Happy birthday!
[11:41] Sayaka
    Ruri-chan, here's a present from me.
[11:43] Yoshiko
    Gratz!
[11:44] Ruri
    Th-Thank you.
[11:45] Akuru
    Happy birthday, Ruri.
[11:47] Akuru
    Here's something from me.
[11:49] Ruri
    Is it a textbook that's easy to understand?
SIGN    How to Get Through
    Life Without a Degree
[11:51] Akuru
    Your brother's a real-life analytical sample!
[11:53] Akuru
    How to Get Through Life Without a Degree.
[11:58] Akuru
    It's okay to give up.
[12:00] Ruri
    Try to help me!
[12:03] Akuru
    What didn't you like about it?!
[12:04] Akuru
    You won't need to work so hard with this!
[12:07] Ruri
    I don't want it!
[12:08] Akuru
    Then what did you want?
[12:12] Ruri
    A better brother.
[12:19] Akuru
    Hey, now...
SIGN    Like an Angel! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
    Next time: "Like an Angel! Aho Girl!"

8 - Like an Angel! Aho Girl!

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SIGN    Part 27
SIGN    Class 1-2
[01:01] Yoshiko
    Hey, you gals!
[01:03] Yoshiko
    Let's play!
[01:06] Emura
    Stay away, idiot girl.
[01:08] Yoshiko
    Who're you texting?
[01:09] Yoshiko
    Don't tell me your boyfriend!
[01:11] Emura
    N-None of your business.
[01:14] Yoshiko
    Oh...
[01:15] Yoshiko
    Smells like you're single.
[01:17] Emura
    Shut up!
[01:19] Emura
    What's it matter if I have
    a boyfriend or not?!
[01:21] Yoshiko
    I wanna know what a gal's
    relationships are like!
[01:24] Emura
    Then ask her!
[01:26] Shiina
    Huh?!
[01:26] Yoshiko
    You've got a boyfriend?!
[01:28] Yoshiko
    How long have you been dating?!
[01:31] Shiina
    Th-Three months.
[01:34] Yoshiko
    Which means you're at peak flirt stage!
[01:36] Shiina
    Shut up!
[01:38] Yoshiko
    What do you like about him?
[01:39] Yoshiko
    How'd you start dating?
[01:40] Shiina
    Who cares?!
[01:41] Yoshiko
    We care! Right? Right?
[01:43] Emura
    Well, she's never told us before.
[01:45] Shiina
    H-Hey!
[01:47] Yoshiko
    All right! Let's hear it!
[01:50] Shiina
    Huh?!
[01:51] Yoshiko
    Go on! However long it takes!
[01:56] Shiina
    He's the one who asked me out.
[01:59] Yoshiko
    How'd he do it?!
[02:00] Shiina
    H-He said, "I've liked you since we first met.
[02:05] Shiina
    Would you go out with me?"
[02:07] Yoshiko
    There it is! Oldest line in the book!
[02:09] Yoshiko
    The "I've liked you since we first met!"
[02:12] Shiina
    You're enjoying this way too much.
[02:13] Yoshiko
    So what'd you say back?!
[02:15] Shiina
    Well, uh...
[02:16] Shiina
    "Sure, whatever."
[02:18] Yoshiko
    All of his courage and valor
    for such a weak response?!
[02:20] Shiina
    W-Well, I'd liked him since forever,
    too, so I was surprised...
[02:24] Yoshiko
    You pure maiden!
[02:25] Two
    Huh...
[02:27] Yoshiko
    And a kiss?! Have you kissed yet?!
[02:30] Shiina
    H-Hell no, you idiot!
[02:32] Yoshiko
    Have you at least held hands?
[02:34] Shiina
    N-No way I could do that!
[02:37] Yoshiko
    Have you even told him
    that you like him yet?
[02:41] Shiina
    Too embarrassing.
[02:44] Yoshiko
    There's a limit to how pure you can be!
[02:47] Shiina
    Huh?!
[02:48] Yoshiko
    You haven't kissed, you haven't held hands,
[02:49] Yoshiko
    and you haven't even told him how you feel?!
[02:51] Shiina
    B-But I said I'd go out with him...
[02:55] Yoshiko
    Boys feel insecure unless
    you tell them in words!
[02:58] Yoshiko
    That relationship's on track
    to fall apart on its own!
[03:01] Shiina
    No way!
[03:02] Hiiragi
    You know, even I feel bad for your boyfriend.
[03:05] Emura
    Same here. Really bad.
[03:07] Emura
    I think.
[03:08] Yoshiko
    So here.
[03:09] Yoshiko
    Tell him. Now.
[03:11] Shiina
    What?!
[03:11] Yoshiko
    Send your love, post haste!
[03:14] Shiina
    I-I can't do that.
[03:17] Yoshiko
    It's for your boyfriend's sake!
[03:24] Shiina
    Wait, I don't see why I have to do it here!
[03:37] Shiina
    U-Uh... It's me...
[03:41] Shiina
    Um...
[03:42] Shiina
    I... I like you, okay?!
[03:45] Shiina
    I've liked you since forever, too!
[03:47] Shiina
    So please don't dump me!
[03:49] [SONG] Sign
    Call Ended
[03:53] Shiina
    I said it...
[03:56] Shiina
    Huh?
[03:56] Shiina
    Huh?!
[03:57] Three
    Stare...
[03:59] Yoshiko
    That was so cute!
[04:01] Yoshiko
    You look like a slut, but you're
    just a little girl inside!
[04:04] Yoshiko
    "I've liked you since forever, too!"
[04:06] Shiina
    Hey!
[04:08] Yoshiko
    "So please don't dump me!"
[04:11] Shiina
    Stop!
SIGN    Part 28
SIGN    Candy Store
[04:21] Yoshiko
    All right!
[04:22] Yoshiko
    Let's buy a ton of snacks for the field trip!
[04:24] Nozomi
    A ton!
[04:25] Masaru
    It's our school's field trip.
[04:28] Mamoru
    Well, whatever.
[04:29] Mamoru
    What are you getting?
[04:31] Masaru
    I'm thinking chocolate, chips, and—
[04:33] Yoshiko
    You boys!
[04:34] Yoshiko
    Don't take field trip snacks lightly!
[04:36] Boys
    Huh?
[04:37] Yoshiko
    If you make the wrong choice,
    you'll be screwed!
[04:40] Mamoru
    What?!
[04:41] Masaru
    What do you mean?
[04:42] Yoshiko
    You'll feel very sad.
[04:45] Mamoru
    So what?!
[04:46] Yoshiko
    Just think! Chocolate can melt, and
    chips can get crushed in your bag!
[04:50] Yoshiko
    And if you don't have enough,
    you'll run out in no time!
[04:54] Boys
    Oh!
[04:54] Masaru
    I see.
[04:56] Masaru
    That means we need to balance quality
    and quantity under a budget of 300 yen,
[05:01] Masaru
    while planning for weather
    and handling during transport!
[05:06] Yoshiko
    Could you use smaller words?
[05:07] Masaru
    Those were small words!
[05:08] Mamoru
    Yoshiko, you're an idiot, but
    we get what you're saying.
[05:11] Masaru
    We have to think before we buy.
[05:14] Yoshiko
    Careful, now!
[05:15] Yoshiko
    This store mixes expensive
    stuff in with the cheap!
[05:18] Boys
    Oh my God! Almond Crush
    Pochi Deluxe! 300 yen!
[05:23] Yoshiko
    If you buy that, you
    can't buy anything else!
[05:26] Mamoru
    But when you put it among the cheap
    stuff, it looks even more delicious!
[05:30] Yoshiko
    Don't tell me...
[05:31] Lady
    Twinkle.
[05:32] Yoshiko
    She planted this trap to suck
    poor kids' wallets dry!
[05:35] Mamoru
    That's one sly old lady!
[05:36] Yoshiko
    B-But I...
[05:38] Yoshiko
    will not fall...
[05:41] Yoshiko
    for such an obvious trap...
[05:43] Yoshiko
    Man, this looks delicious.
[05:45] Mamoru
    Dang, you're weak!
[05:48] Lady
    You don't have enough.
[05:50] Masaru
    Are you really in high school?!
[05:51] Mamoru
    Wait, let Yoshiko do her own thing.
[05:53] Masaru
    Right!
[05:54] Masaru
    Let's go!
[05:55] Masaru
    I'll get gum, for long-lasting enjoyment!
[05:59] Mamoru
    And I'll get hard candies!
[06:00] Boys
    You, Nozomi?
[06:01] Nozomi
    I got this.
[06:03] Boys
    Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe?!
[06:06] Yoshiko
    What?! Nozomi-chan, you bought that?!
[06:08] Nozomi
    It looked really yummy!
[06:10] Yoshiko
    No...
[06:11] Yoshiko
    At this rate...
[06:17] Nozomi
    Not enough snacks...
[06:20] Yoshiko
    Nozomi-chan's field trip will
    be shrouded in sorrow.
[06:24] GirlA
    Nozomi-chan, those look really yummy!
[06:27] Nozomi
    Huh?
[06:27] GirlB
    Trade one of yours for mine?
[06:30] Yoshiko
    Wait, no way! She's shooting for trades!
[06:32] Mamoru
    Oh! That's right!
[06:34] Mamoru
    Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe will stick out like a
    sore thumb among other kids' cheap snacks!
[06:39] Masaru
    If she trades sticks of Almond Crush
    Pochi Deluxe for other snacks...
[06:44] Boys
    She can have anything!
[06:45] Yoshiko
    A single stick of Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe
    can go for five—no, ten Chocoshoots!
SIGN    Chocoshoots
[06:51] Yoshiko
    Ten Chocoshoots!
[06:53] Yoshiko
    Frightening...
[06:55] Yoshiko
    She has...
[06:56] Yoshiko
    the devil's own mind.
[06:59] Mamoru
    I had no idea choosing
    snacks could be so deep.
[07:02] Masaru
    We underestimated what
    Nozomi was capable of.
[07:05] Nozomi
    Do you want this that badly?
[07:08] Yoshiko
    You know we do! Why play dumb?!
[07:10] Nozomi
    Then I'll give one to each of you!
[07:13] Yoshiko
    Woohoo!
[07:16] Nozomi
    Here, for you!
[07:17] Boys
    A-Are you sure?
[07:18] Nozomi
    Yeah!
[07:20] Mamoru
    She's an angel...
SIGN    Part 29
[07:29] President
    Ah, Akutsu-kun.
[07:30] President
    My heart feels so calm when you're near.
[07:33] President
    I wish I could stay like this forever.
[07:38] President
    This tea is exquisite, Akuru-san.
[07:41] Akuru
    The tea is exquisite,
[07:44] Akuru
    but nothing is more exquisite than your body.
[07:48] President
    Does your libido not age?!
[07:54] President
    What did you want to talk to me about?
[07:56] Sayaka
    Um...
[07:57] Sayaka
    It might be best if you stopped stalking...
[08:00] President
    What?!
[08:01] President
    I'm simply watching to ensure that
    Akutsu-kun violates no regulations!
[08:04] President
    In the first place, I have
    no reason to stalk him!
[08:07] Sayaka
    You do like A-kun-san, don't you?
[08:11] President
    How did you know?
[08:13] Sayaka
    Well, it's obvious to just about everyone.
[08:15] President
    Wh-What are you talking about?!
[08:16] President
    Akutsu-kun's just—
[08:17] President
    Well, sometimes he can be nice,
[08:19] President
    but he glares at people and he's
    unfriendly and so sadistic...
[08:22] Sayaka
    But that's what you like about him?
[08:23] President
    I can't get enough of it!
[08:25] President
    I fell for her trap!
[08:27] Sayaka
    She overreacts to everything...
[08:28] Sayaka
    It might be best if you acted diligent, calm,
    and composed in front of A-kun-san.
[08:34] President
    Huh?
[08:34] President
    You mean I'm already perfect for him?
[08:37] Sayaka
    Huh?
[08:39] Sayaka
    Don't you always lose your
    cool and go haywire?
[08:42] Sayaka
    You've even snuck into
    A-kun-san's bed before.
[08:45] President
    To defend Akutsu-kun from
    Hanabatake-san's machinations.
[08:48] Sayaka
    You've tried to peep on him in the bath.
[08:49] President
    I did it for his well-being.
    He has to love me more for it.
[08:53] Sayaka
    I'm too late.
[08:54] President
    What's that look in your eyes?
[08:56] President
    A-Am I doing something wrong?!
[08:59] Sayaka
    Th-Then how do you think A-kun-san sees you?
[09:02] President
    As a beautiful, role-model
    upperclassman, right?
[09:06] Sayaka
    That optimism can keep you
    happy the rest of your life.
[09:09] President
    Really, why are you looking at me that way?
[09:12] President
    How does he actually see me?
[09:13] President
    Tell me!
[09:15] President
    I want the truth! I can handle the truth!
[09:20] Sayaka
    He sees you as a crazed maniac.
[09:26] President
    Well, that...
[09:27] President
    is just silly!
[09:28] Sayaka
    She can't handle it at all!
[09:30] Sayaka
    Wait, maybe it's better for her this way?
[09:33] President
    Huh?
[09:34] President
    Wh-What? That was a joke... right?
[09:39] President
    It wasn't?
[09:42] President
    Then...
[09:44] President
    When I snuck into his bed...
[09:46] Sayaka
    Sexually deviant behavior.
[09:47] President
    And peeped in the bath...
[09:48] Sayaka
    That was a crime.
[09:50] President
    Kill me now.
[09:51] Sayaka
    Huh?
[09:52] President
    No, wait, I'm already dead as a woman.
[09:57] Sayaka
    Wh-What should I do?
[09:59] Sayaka
    J-Just kidding!
[10:01] Sayaka
    It was a joke!
[10:02] President
    What?
[10:03] President
    R-Really?
[10:04] President
    Then what does he think of me?
[10:06] Sayaka
    H-He's on the verge of falling for you.
[10:08] President
    I knew it!
[10:13] Sayaka
    What to do about this?
SIGN    Part 30
SIGN    Hanabatake
[10:21] Sayaka
    Hello, doggy!
[10:23] Yoshiko
    Sayaka-chan, do you have a dog?
[10:25] Sayaka
    I do have one.
[10:27] Sayaka
    A Pomeranian.
[10:28] Yoshiko
    Seriously?!
[10:29] Yoshiko
    Lemme ride him!
[10:30] Sayaka
    Huh?
[10:30] Sayaka
    Sh-She isn't big enough...
[10:32] Yoshiko
    Huh? Then why are you keeping her?
[10:35] Sayaka
    Because she's cute?!
[10:38] Sayaka
    I'm home!
[10:41] Sayaka
    Here, meet Pome-chan.
[10:44] Yoshiko
    Oh, Pome-chan!
[10:46] Sayaka
    Isn't she cute?
[10:48] Yoshiko
    She looks so weak.
[10:49] Sayaka
    You mean "cute," right?!
[10:50] Yoshiko
    She totally doesn't know how big
    and cruel the world can be.
[10:53] Sayaka
    Looks who's talking!
[11:00] Yoshiko
    Oh, Dog's face is suddenly tense!
[11:02] Yoshiko
    It couldn't be...
[11:03] Yoshiko
    You wanna fight?!
[11:04] Sayaka
    Fight who?!
[11:11] Yoshiko
    Wh-What's wrong?!
[11:13] Yoshiko
    Why are you so scared?!
[11:18] Yoshiko
    He's trembling with fear?!
[11:22] Yoshiko
    A peace offering?!
SIGN    A gift for you
SIGN    I'm not hungry
[11:28] Yoshiko
    But she refuses!
[11:30] Yoshiko
    Oh, God!
[11:31] Yoshiko
    It's Pome-chan who's spoiling for a fight?!
[11:34] Sayaka
    Isn't she adorable?
[11:35] Yoshiko
    C-Could it be...
[11:37] Yoshiko
    Is she actually super strong?!
[11:39] Yoshiko
    Sh-She's coming!
[11:40] Yoshiko
    Watch out, Dog!
[11:42] Yoshiko
    Get careless, and you're dead!
[11:51] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[11:52] Yoshiko
    What did she do to you?!
[11:55] Yoshiko
    Hang in there!
[11:57] Yoshiko
    S-Surrender?!
[12:00] Yoshiko
    I-Impossible.
[12:02] Yoshiko
    My dear Dog has lost.
[12:05] Sayaka
    I hope you can play nice with Pome-chan.
[12:08] Yoshiko
    I'm sorry, Sayaka-chan. I was wrong.
[12:11] Sayaka
    Huh?
[12:12] Yoshiko
    Pome-chan is an amazing dog!
[12:15] Sayaka
    So now you see?
[12:17] Yoshiko
    Damn you!
SIGN    Festival! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
    Next time: "Festival! Aho Girl!"

9 - Festival! Aho Girl!

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SIGN    Part 31
SIGN    Cultural Festival
[01:02] Teacher
    Now then, the cultural
    festival is approaching,
SIGN    Cultural Festival
[01:04] Teacher
    so we need to select a committee member.
[01:06] Teacher
    Would anyone like to—
[01:07] Yoshiko
    Me!
[01:08] Akuru
    Idiot. Do you even know what
    a committee member does?
[01:12] Yoshiko
    Nope! Not a clue!
[01:13] Akuru
    Then why did you volunteer?
[01:15] Yoshiko
    It was an impulse!
[01:16] Yoshiko
    Also, what's a cultural festival again?
[01:19] Akuru
    Cut it out.
[01:20] Sayaka
    Remember when we run cafés and
    haunted houses out of our classrooms?
[01:24] Yoshiko
    Oh! I wanna do that!
[01:26] Akuru
    Then do it.
[01:27] Akuru
    If you can.
[01:28] Yoshiko
    Doing it!
[01:30] Emura
    Hey.
[01:31] Emura
    You know our class's thing is going
    to tank if this idiot girl's in charge.
[01:36] Akuru
    Cultural festivals are mere entertainment.
[01:38] Emura
    What?!
[01:39] Akuru
    It's a good opportunity to let Yoshiko
    fail and get a sense for her own idiocy.
[01:43] Akuru
    Is there a problem with that?
[01:45] Emura
    It's the cultural festival!
[01:46] Emura
    Where we come together as one, do all
    sorts of stuff, make it all awesome,
[01:49] Emura
    and have a party after!
[01:51] Emura
    I've been looking forward to this all year!
[01:54] Akuru
    Such a pure heart...
SIGN    Cultural Festival
[01:55] Teacher
    Um, we're in the middle of homeroom...
[01:57] Akuru
    In the first place, you talk all
    through class, you never study,
[02:02] Akuru
    and you don't do anything
    students are supposed to do.
[02:04] Akuru
    What gives you the right to
    enjoy the cultural festival?
[02:08] Emura
    I-I have every right!
[02:09] Emura
    B-Because... you know... like...
[02:12] Akuru
    Your thinking speed shows how
    little you actually study.
[02:17] Emura
    O-Oh, and I suppose you think you're smart?!
[02:21] Akuru
    I am.
[02:22] Akuru
    Smarter than you, at least.
[02:23] Emura
    Ew, hear that? He totally
    doesn't have any friends.
[02:27] Shiina
    Oh, and that's why he
    hates cultural festivals?
[02:30] Emura
    You poor kid! God, that's hilarious!
[02:32] Yoshiko
    A-kun's got me!
[02:34] Emura
    God, that's hilarious!
[02:38] Emura
    They're a perfect couple!
[02:40] Shiina
    A loner and an idiot!
[02:42] Hiiragi
    Have fun looking after her forever.
[02:44] Akuru
    Shut your freaking traps,
[02:46] Akuru
    you three uglies.
[02:47] Emura
    Huh? What'd you call us, loner?!
[02:49] Akuru
    I called you ugly, you ugly bitch!
[02:51] Emura
    H-Huh? Wh-Who're you calling ugly?!
[02:54] Akuru
    What, did you think you
    were even remotely pretty?
[02:58] Emura
    I-I didn't say that...
[03:01] Akuru
    Then you're ugly, all right!
[03:03] Emura
    B-But... I thought...
[03:07] Emura
    Jeez, come on...
[03:09] Emura
    Why do you have to be so mean?
[03:13] Shiina
    Why'd you make her cry, asshole?!
[03:15] Hiiragi
    I can't believe you.
[03:16] Akuru
    N-No, I— Wait—
[03:18] Emura
    I hate this!
[03:19] Emura
    I don't want to let things go his way!
[03:22] Girls
    Uh-huh.
SIGN    Cultural Festival
[03:27] Teacher
    So who's going to be on the committee—
[03:30] Both
    I wanna do it!
[03:33] Yoshiko
    Let's work together.
[03:35] Girls
    Hell no, damn you!
SIGN    Committee Member Election
SIGN    Hanabatake
SIGN    Emura
SIGN    Part 32
[03:44] Shiina
    Aren't we kinda behind schedule?
[03:47] Emura
    Yeah, we might be.
[03:48] Yoshiko
    Ha, ha, ha.
[03:49] Yoshiko
    Then why not stay overnight to work?
[03:52] Emura
    Huh? How do we do that?
[03:54] Yoshiko
    In secret!
[03:55] Girls
    Then keep it down!
[04:02] Shiina
    All right. Everyone's gone home.
[04:04] Yoshiko
    I brought a ton of stuff!
[04:06] Yoshiko
    Like a flashlight for exploring
    the school at night!
[04:10] Yoshiko
    And cards we can play with!
[04:11] Emura
    What the hell'd you come here to do?!
[04:13] Yoshiko
    And...
[04:14] Yoshiko
    a TV and a VS4!
[04:17] Emura
    She seriously just came to play!
[04:19] Emura
    W-Well, exploring the school at
    night sounds kinda exciting.
[04:23] Emura
    If we manage to get caught up,
    we could play a little...
[04:26] Shiina
    We're working all night
    until morning, damn it!
[04:29] Emura
    Huh?
[04:31] Emura
    R-Right. We don't have time for fun.
[04:36] Shiina
    Uh... Huh?
[04:37] Yoshiko
    Let's explore the school!
[04:39] Yoshiko
    Holy crap, there's no one here!
[04:41] Yoshiko
    I feel like I've got the
    whole world in my hands!
[04:42] Emura
    H-Hey, wait!
[04:44] Emura
    I'm gonna go catch her!
[04:46] Shiina
    O-Okay.
[04:47] Emura
    I'm not doing it because I want to go, too!
[04:49] Shiina
    Right. We know.
[04:52] Emura
    G-Get back here!
[04:54] Yoshiko
    I'm gonna go in here!
[04:58] Emura
    Wait, that's the boys' bathroom!
[04:59] Yoshiko
    Oh, so this is a urinal?!
[05:02] Emura
    What the hell are you doing?!
[05:03] Yoshiko
    It's crazy! Come in and see!
[05:05] Emura
    What?!
[05:06] Yoshiko
    You might never get another
    chance to see these!
[05:08] Emura
    W-Well, I guess not...
[05:13] Emura
    You'd have a full view of the guy beside you!
[05:15] Yoshiko
    They wanna show each other! Boys are crazy!
[05:17] Emura
    I-Is that how it works?
[05:19] Yoshiko
    Hey, hey! Let's pretend to pee standing up!
[05:19] Shiina
    Hey...
[05:21] Shiina
    Let's get back to work.
[05:21] Emura
    What?!
[05:21] Yoshiko
    I'll be "it"!
[05:22] Emura
    What?! Wait—
[05:23] Emura
    Oh.
[05:23] Emura
    R-Right!
[05:24] Yoshiko
    All right! Let's bust out the VS4!
[05:26] Emura
    You mean work on cultural festival stuff!
[05:28] Yoshiko
    You don't wanna play?!
[05:30] Emura
    I-I never said that...
[05:32] Yoshiko
    Make up your mind!
[05:33] Emura
    I wanna play!
[05:36] Hiiragi
    W-Well, the night is young...
[05:39] Shiina
    We could play a little.
[05:42] Emura
    Really?!
[05:46] Both
    Grinning from ear to ear.
SIGN    ~ 1 Hour Later ~
[05:53] Emura
    This is pretty fun.
SIGN    ~ 3 Hours Later ~
[05:57] Shiina
    W-Well, should we get to work now?
[06:01] Emura
    R-Right.
[06:03] Yoshiko
    Seriously?! But we're right at the best part!
[06:08] Emura
    W-We'll get to it in a minute.
[06:11] Shiina
    O-Okay...
SIGN    ~ 7 Hours Later ~
[06:15] Shiina
    It's dawn, you know.
[06:17] Shiina
    We should really...
[06:19] Yoshiko
    We're almost at the final boss.
[06:23] Emura
    But, uh...
[06:26] Emura
    We can't, right?
[06:29] Shiina
    We can just stay overnight again tomorrow.
[06:32] Emura
    I didn't think about that!
[06:38] Emura
    W-We beat it.
[06:40] Yoshiko
    Staying overnight at school
    with friends is super fun!
[06:44] Emura
    Yeah!
[06:44] Emura
    Wait, who said I was friends with you?!
SIGN    No work was done the following night, either.
SIGN    Maid Café
SIGN    Part 33
[06:57] Yoshiko
    Cultural festival time!
[06:58] Sayaka
    Let's do our best!
SIGN    1-2 Maid Café
[07:00] Yoshiko
    Café time!
[07:01] Yoshiko
    Maid time!
[07:03] Yoshiko
    Maid A-kun time!
[07:07] Emura
    Get up, idiot. Quit fooling around.
[07:10] Emura
    It's about to start.
[07:11] Yoshiko
    Woohoo! Finally!
[07:12] PA
    The cultural festival is officially open.
[07:15] Sayaka
    Welcome, master!
[07:18] Yoshiko
    We've got banana crêpes!
[07:20] Ryuuichi
    Sis!
[07:21] Ryuuichi
    Allow me to contribute to your profits!
[07:24] Yoshiko
    Ooh! Thanks!
[07:27] Yoshiko
    Tarou-kun!
[07:28] Ryuuichi
    It's Ryuuichi!
[07:30] Yoshiko
    Tarou-kun!
[07:31] Ryuuichi
    Thank you! It's Ryuuichi!
SIGN    Part 34
[07:39] Yoshiko
    The cultural festival is fun!
[07:43] Yoshiko
    W-Wait, that's...
[07:44] Boy
    I like you!
[07:46] President
    I'm sorry.
[07:47] Yoshiko
    You're breaking my heart!
[07:49] President
    Hanabatake-san? What are you doing here?
[07:52] Yoshiko
    You worked up every fiber of
    courage you could, didn't you?
[07:55] Boy
    Y-Yes...
[07:56] Yoshiko
    Since when have you liked her?
[07:58] Boy
    For the last three years.
[07:59] Yoshiko
    Did you want to fondle those boobs?
[08:01] Boy
    Yes, I did!
[08:03] Yoshiko
    Let him fondle them!
[08:05] President
    Why should I?!
[08:06] Yoshiko
    What would you do if the person
    you liked rejected you?
[08:11] President
    I-If Akutsu-kun rejected me?!
[08:16] Akuru
    I don't give a damn about you.
[08:18] President
    Say it isn't so!
[08:19] Yoshiko
    And if that person liked me instead?
[08:23] President
    No!
[08:26] President
    Th-That would be... too hard.
[08:29] Yoshiko
    What would you wish for then?
[08:32] President
    At least... At the very least, a memory...
[08:36] President
    A kiss to remember him by.
[08:40] Yoshiko
    Now you understand.
[08:42] Yoshiko
    So please...
[08:43] Yoshiko
    Let him fondle your boobs.
[08:46] President
    That's his memory?
[08:47] President
    B-But a kiss and a fondle
    are far too different.
[08:50] Yoshiko
    You fool!
[08:51] Yoshiko
    Women seek kisses as memories,
    and men seek boobs!
[08:56] Yoshiko
    If you truly understand the pain of
    heartbreak without even a memory,
[09:01] Yoshiko
    then break the chain of sorrow
    with your massive rack!
[09:05] Yoshiko
    Just one feel! Just one feel is enough!
[09:08] President
    Oh, fine!
[09:10] President
    Bring it on!
[09:12] Yoshiko
    That's a good girl!
[09:13] Yoshiko
    Now come, boy!
[09:15] Boy
    Yes! Thank you very much!
[09:23] Akuru
    What are you people doing?
[09:36] President
    Hi-yah!
[09:39] President
    N-N-Nothing!
[09:42] Yoshiko
    Are you okay? Hang in there!
[09:44] Boy
    Th-That was fine, too.
[09:47] Akuru
    What the hell?
SIGN    Part 35
[09:55] Sayaka
    The cultural festival was
    a success! Way to go, us!
[09:57] Yoshiko
    Yay!
[09:59] Emura
    What's this jerk doing here?
[10:01] Akuru
    I could say the same to you.
[10:03] Sayaka
    A-All right! Let's have some fun!
[10:06] Yoshiko
    Yay!
[10:07] Emura
    Moron.
[10:08] Akuru
    Get lost, idiot.
[10:10] Sayaka
    Can't you guys try to get along?
[10:12] Yoshiko
    Yay!
[10:15] Hiiragi
    Wow, he started studying.
[10:17] Shiina
    Loners have no idea how to socialize.
[10:19] Akuru
    Shut up, uglies.
[10:20] Emura
    Why don't you try and say that again?!
[10:23] Emura
    Who the hell do you think you are?!
[10:23] Akuru
    What, you're deaf, too?
    I called you ugly, ugly!
[10:25] Sayaka
    I just wanted everyone to get along.
[10:29] Sayaka
    But this...
[10:30] Sayaka
    But this...
[10:32] Sayaka
    Damn it!
[10:39] Emura
    This one's a beer!
[10:41] Hiiragi
    They brought us the wrong order.
[10:42] Shiina
    But she hasn't drunk any.
[10:44] Emura
    She couldn't have...
[10:46] Akuru
    ...gotten drunk off fumes?
[10:47] Sayaka
    You just keep fighting!
    You make me want to cry!
[10:51] Sayaka
    Wait, I'm already crying!
    Point it out, damn you!
[10:54] Akuru
    She's that kind of drunk...
[10:55] Sayaka
    I try to break up your fighting,
    but all you do is ignore me.
[10:58] Sayaka
    None of you have any respect for me!
[11:01] Yoshiko
    That's not true!
[11:04] Sayaka
    Yoshiko-chan...
[11:06] Yoshiko
    You're cute, and you're nice,
[11:08] Yoshiko
    and you're flatter than a board!
[11:14] Sayaka
    It's always my boobs!
[11:16] Sayaka
    No one respects me because
    I don't have boobs?
[11:19] Sayaka
    You make me want to cry!
[11:23] Akuru
    Y-You're already crying.
[11:25] Sayaka
    Way to point out the obvious!
[11:27] Akuru
    What was I supposed to do?!
[11:29] Emura
    H-Hey, don't take it so hard.
[11:31] Sayaka
    They're so small, it's funny!
[11:33] Sayaka
    Yes, that's right...
[11:34] Sayaka
    Just look at my boobs and laugh!
[11:36] Two
    This isn't funny!
[11:38] Sayaka
    Come on, everybody laugh!
[11:40] Sayaka
    There'll finally be peace in here,
    and we can all get along!
[11:45] Emura
    Hey, you've actually got nice volume.
[11:49] Sayaka
    I padded the hell out of them!
[11:53] Girls
    This isn't funny...
[11:55] Sayaka
    Just look! Amazingly flat, right?
[11:57] Yoshiko
    I understand! I understand the amazingness!
[12:00] Yoshiko
    They're truly a wonder!
[12:02] Yoshiko
    I christen them the Sayakan Plain!
[12:04] Yoshiko
    Flat as far as the eye can see!
[12:06] Sayaka
    Right?! Right?!
[12:14] Sayaka
    I want to cry.
SIGN    Karaoke
[12:17] Sayaka
    I'm already crying!
[12:20] Girls
    We're sorry.
SIGN    Middle School Year 2
SIGN    Middle School Year 3
SIGN    High School Year 1
SIGN    Drive! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
    Next time: "Drive! Aho Girl!"

10 - Drive! Aho Girl!

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SIGN    Part 36
[01:03] Emura
    Okay.
[01:04] Emura
    I'm doing it.
[01:05] Emura
    I'm piercing my ears.
[01:08] Emura
    Today's the day I actually do it.
[01:10] Emura
    I'm doing it right now!
[01:13] Girls
    So do it.
[01:15] Yoshiko
    What'cha doing?
[01:16] Yoshiko
    Do I squeeze this?
[01:17] Emura
    I'll kill you!
[01:18] Emura
    You nearly put a hole in my ear!
[01:20] Yoshiko
    Whoa, a needle!
[01:22] Yoshiko
    What were you going to do
    to your ear with that?
[01:24] Emura
    Huh?
[01:25] Emura
    Well, uh...
[01:27] Emura
    I was going to... put a hole in it.
[01:29] Yoshiko
    Now you've lost me!
[01:31] Yoshiko
    If you pierce your ear with a needle,
    blood will fly everywhere.
[01:36] Yoshiko
    Then bacteria will enter
    the wound and infect it...
[01:41] Yoshiko
    Then you suffer...
[01:43] Yoshiko
    and die.
[01:44] Emura
    Stop!
[01:45] Emura
    I-I won't die...
[01:47] Emura
    I won't...
[01:50] Emura
    I won't die, right?
[01:51] Shiina
    You'll be fine.
[01:53] Emura
    I won't bleed, right?
[01:54] Shiina
    Well, yes, you'll bleed.
[01:56] Emura
    Damn it!
[01:58] Emura
    All I wanted was to wear cute earrings...
[02:01] Yoshiko
    Don't be crazy!
[02:03] Yoshiko
    Why would you go so far?!
[02:05] Yoshiko
    You want a man?!
[02:07] Emura
    So what if I do?!
[02:09] Emura
    I wanted to dress nicer,
[02:10] Emura
    look prettier...
[02:12] Emura
    I want a boyfriend, damn it.
[02:14] Yoshiko
    So that's why?
[02:17] Emura
    I mean, guys ask Hiiragi out sometimes,
[02:20] Emura
    and Shiina can't stop flirting
    with her boyfriend.
[02:23] Emura
    But I've got nothing!
[02:25] Emura
    If I can't pierce my ears,
[02:27] Emura
    there's no hope for me!
[02:29] Emura
    So don't stop me.
[02:33] Yoshiko
    I understand completely.
[02:34] Yoshiko
    But if you do it with such unsteady
    hands, you'll mess up for sure.
[02:38] Emura
    Just shut up!
[02:40] Yoshiko
    So...
[02:41] Yoshiko
    I'll hold your hand for you.
[02:46] Emura
    You...
[02:47] Yoshiko
    Now do it!
[02:49] Yoshiko
    I'll hold your hand with all my might!
[02:51] Emura
    Yeah! I'm doing it!
[02:52] Yoshiko
    Do it! Ram a hole through that ear!
[02:55] Emura
    First, I have to calm my mind...
[02:57] Yoshiko
    Ram a hole through the
    door to your new future!
[03:00] Emura
    Wait, stop!
[03:01] Emura
    Don't push!
[03:02] Yoshiko
    Go!
[03:04] Emura
    Let go! I'm not ready for this!
[03:10] Yoshiko
    There, there.
[03:13] Yoshiko
    You did it.
[03:19] Shiina
    B-But it didn't hurt that much, right?
[03:23] Emura
    Well, no...
[03:24] Emura
    It didn't really.
[03:26] Hiiragi
    So just do the other ear.
[03:28] Emura
    Huh?!
[03:29] Emura
    Um...
[03:32] Emura
    Maybe some other time.
[03:34] Shiina
    O-Okay.
SIGN    Seeking Boyfriend
SIGN    Part 37
[03:42] Yoshiko
    All right!
SIGN    Hanabatake
[03:42] Yoshiko
    Let's go for a walk!
[03:49] Yoshiko
    You're full of energy today!
[03:51] Yoshiko
    Wanna go for a longer walk?
SIGN    Brooooom
SIGN    Vrooooom
SIGN    Dadadadooooom
SIGN    Vrooooom
[04:04] Motorist
    Hah!
[04:05] Motorist
    Is there no one left who can light a fire
    in the heart of the Hawk of Koudan Pass?
SIGN    Woof
[04:10] Yoshiko
    Woohoo!
SIGN    Thump
[04:11] Motorist
    What?!
[04:12] Motorist
    What's that?!
SIGN    Vroooooom
SIGN    Vroom
[04:14] Yoshiko
    Huh?
SIGN    Swish
SIGN    Swish
SIGN    Dadadadoom
[04:18] Motorist
    A-A dog and some kid challenging
    me to a race on the highway?
SIGN    Grip
SIGN    Vroom
[04:23] Motorist
    You're going down!
[04:23] Yoshiko
    Whee! Yay!
SIGN    Screeeeech
[04:26] Sign
    Wha—
SIGN    Brooom
SIGN    Vrooooooooom
[04:27] Yoshiko
    Easy!
[04:27] Motorist
    What?!
[04:29] Motorist
    That cornering is crazy!
[04:31] Motorist
    Is she some idiot with a death wish?!
SIGN    Vroooooooooom
[04:33] Motorist
    Or does she trust her machine that much?!
[04:36] Yoshiko
    Woohoo!
[04:38] Motorist
    But...
[04:39] Motorist
    This straight will show
    whose machine is superior!
SIGN    Vrooooom
[04:43] Motorist
    Here it comes!
SIGN    Brooooom
[04:45] Motorist
    Wha—
[04:46] Motorist
    What?!
SIGN    Fwooooosh
[04:48] Motorist
    She's minimizing drag by
    leaning all the way back?!
SIGN    Vroooooooooom
[04:53] Motorist
    It's a dog! A dog!
[04:54] Motorist
    How could I lose to an animal?!
SIGN    Vrooom
[04:56] Motorist
    How could I lose?!
SIGN    See ya
SIGN    Bastards!
[05:00] Motorist
    Bastards!
SIGN    Vroom
[05:08] Yoshiko
    Nothing beats a post-exercise banana!
[05:14] SexyVoice
    Aho Girl.
SIGN    Part 38
[05:16] Mamoru
    All right! I'm coming to save you now!
[05:19] Yoshiko
    Hey, guys! Let's play!
[05:22] Boys
    Oh.
[05:22] Mamoru
    It's Yoshiko.
[05:23] Yoshiko
    Hey, is that a Micca-chan?!
    I haven't seen one in forever!
[05:27] Nozomi
    Yoshiko-oneechan, can you be Michael?
[05:29] Yoshiko
    Huh?
[05:30] Yoshiko
    I wanna be Micca-chan!
[05:32] Masaru
    Are you a kid?!
[05:33] Nozomi
    Okay.
[05:33] Mamoru
    She's the grown-up!
[05:36] Yoshiko
    Hi, Michael.
[05:37] Nozomi
    Micca-chan, you sure look cute today.
[05:40] Yoshiko
    What? Why are you trying to
    seduce me? What do you want?
[05:45] Yoshiko
    Money?
[05:46] Yoshiko
    My body?!
[05:48] Yoshiko
    Whatever. I don't care what you want.
[05:51] Yoshiko
    All I really want right now is to be loved.
[05:55] Masaru
    What the heck happened to her?
[05:57] Nozomi
    I really do love you.
[05:59] Yoshiko
    Liar!
[06:00] Yoshiko
    You know what kind of woman I am, don't you?
[06:03] Masaru
    No one does!
[06:04] Nozomi
    I don't know what you mean, but that's okay!
[06:07] Mamoru
    Man, Michael, do you even care?!
[06:09] Yoshiko
    Michael...
[06:10] Boys
    You're way too easy, Micca-chan!
[06:12] Yoshiko
    I can finally be happy...
[06:14] Nozomi
    Micca-chan!
[06:17] Mamoru
    Let's play over there.
[06:18] Masaru
    Yeah.
[06:23] Yoshiko
    Michael!
[06:25] Masaru
    Sorry!
[06:26] Yoshiko
    Michael! Speak to me!
[06:29] Yoshiko
    His pulse... has stopped...
[06:33] Yoshiko
    I will... have...
[06:36] Yoshiko
    revenge!
[06:39] Yoshiko
    I will personally draw and quarter
    every single one of you!
[06:44] Masaru
    Micca-chan, you're scaring me!
[06:45] Yoshiko
    Go to Hell!
[06:48] Yoshiko
    Killer move: Micca-chan Murdering Kick!
[06:51] Masaru
    T-Time out!
[06:57] Yoshiko
    No!
[06:58] Masaru
    Don't strip her!
[06:59] Yoshiko
    You bad man!
[07:00] Yoshiko
    Why would you beat me until
    my clothes fell off?!
[07:04] Masaru
    No, you took her clothes off!
[07:06] Yoshiko
    Fine! You can have your way with me!
[07:08] Masaru
    What does that mean?!
[07:09] Yoshiko
    You can have your way with my body,
[07:13] Yoshiko
    but my heart...
[07:15] Yoshiko
    will always belong to Michael!
[07:16] Masaru
    What the heck are you talking about?!
[07:18] Yoshiko
    I'm sorry, Michael...
[07:21] Masaru
    Let's just leave.
[07:23] Mamoru
    Yeah.
[07:23] Yoshiko
    What?! You're not even interested in my body?!
[07:27] Masaru
    You're way too needy, Micca-chan!
[07:29] Yoshiko
    It's all over!
[07:31] Yoshiko
    My life is over!
[07:33] Yoshiko
    I'm worthless as a woman!
[07:35] Nozomi
    That's not true.
[07:37] Yoshiko
    That voice...
[07:40] Yoshiko
    M-Michael!
[07:43] Nozomi
    Let's live together.
[07:45] Yoshiko
    N-No... But how?
[07:47] Yoshiko
    I thought you were dead!
[07:49] Nozomi
    Um...
[07:51] Nozomi
    I came back to life!
[07:53] Yoshiko
    Michael!
[07:56] Boys
    No thought at all.
SIGN    Aho Girl
SIGN    Micca-chan
SIGN    Test
SIGN    Part 39
SIGN    Beware of Perverts
[08:12] President
    If I want to get closer to Akutsu-kun,
    I need to get closer to his family.
[08:18] Ruri
    I love you, Onee-chan!
[08:20] Ruri
    Marry my brother so you
    can be my real sister!
[08:23] President
    What? Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
[08:27] President
    Right?
[08:27] Akuru
    When should we hold the ceremony?
[08:31] President
    Right now!
[08:33] President
    O-Okay! She's sad about getting a
    zero on her test. Cheer her up!
[08:37] Yoshie
    Don't move.
[08:38] President
    Huh?!
[08:39] Yoshie
    What do you think you're doing?
[08:41] President
    Aren't you Hanabatake-san's mother?!
[08:44] President
    Wait, she somehow unhooked
    my bra with that one touch!
[08:47] President
    Just what is this old hag?!
[08:49] Yoshie
    Hah.
[08:50] Yoshie
    If you're trying to get in with the girl,
    I'll have you know it's futile.
[08:55] President
    Wh-What do you mean?
[08:58] Ruri
    Oh, Auntie.
[09:00] Yoshie
    My, Ruri-chan.
[09:01] Yoshie
    You look a little down.
[09:02] Ruri
    I got another zero.
[09:04] Yoshie
    Like I always say, you'll get it eventually.
[09:09] Ruri
    Thanks, Auntie. You're always so nice.
[09:13] Yoshie
    Aww!
[09:13] President
    This lady...
[09:14] President
    She's been in with the girl for ages!
[09:17] President
    No! This lady is a bad lady!
[09:20] Ruri
    Huh? Who are you?
[09:23] Yoshie
    This is A-kun's stalker!
[09:25] President
    Wha— N-No!
[09:27] Ruri
    Onii-chan's too weird to have a stalker...
[09:30] President
    Akutsu-kun, weird?!
[09:32] President
    But he's so cold-hearted and sadistic!
[09:34] Ruri
    This lady is a crazy lady!
[09:35] President
    No, I'm not! She's the real crazy lady!
[09:42] Yoshie
    Do you think Ruri-chan would believe the
    words of a panty-less exhibitionist?
[09:47] President
    My panties?!
[09:49] President
    I see... Unhooking my bra was just a diversion.
[09:53] President
    She wanted me focused on my upper body
    so my lower body would be defenseless,
[09:58] President
    then she took my panties!
[10:01] Yoshie
    This girl is a stalker and an exhibitionist
    and isn't wearing panties.
[10:06] President
    What? You just ripped my
    panties off in an instant!
[10:09] Yoshie
    How on earth would I do that?
[10:11] President
    You freaking hag!
[10:13] Yoshie
    Stay away from her, you pervert!
[10:15] President
    Give me back my panties,
    you damn old hag!
[10:19] Yoshie
    You pervert!
[10:32] Ruri
    What are these two?
[10:34] President
    My panties!
[10:36] Yoshie
    Useless! Useless!
[10:38] President
    Or so it seemed!
[10:39] President
    I'm taking yours instead!
[10:44] Yoshie
    Too obvious, little girl!
[10:48] Yoshie
    Now look closely, Ruri-chan!
[10:50] Yoshie
    I'll prove that she's an exhibitionist
    who doesn't wear panties!
[10:53] President
    No!
[10:55] President
    S-Stop!
[10:56] Yoshie
    You're finished now!
[10:58] President
    No! Please, stop!
[11:14] Ruri
    She's wearing panties.
[11:17] Yoshie
    What?! Impossible!
[11:22] Yoshie
    She's wearing them...
[11:24] Yoshie
    Why?! How?!
[11:25] Ruri
    Huh? I can feel the wind under my skirt.
[11:29] Yoshie
    What? You didn't...
[11:31] Yoshie
    You couldn't have! You bitch!
[11:35] Yoshie
    You took off Ruri's panties with your
    feet and slipped them on yourself?!
[11:43] Yoshie
    Without my noticing, in an instant.
[11:51] Yoshie
    I'd best start training again.
[11:56] President
    We'll settle this another day.
[12:01] Ruri
    Huh?
SIGN    Beware of Perverts
[12:14] Ruri
    What was that about?
[12:17] Ruri
    Huh?
[12:18] Ruri
    What?
[12:19] Ruri
    My panties disappeared?!
SIGN    Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
    Next time: "Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl!"

11 - Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl

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SIGN    Part 40
SIGN    Let's try a little harder!
[01:11] Yoshiko
    Cheer up, Ruri-chan!
[01:12] Ruri
    Yoshiko?!
[01:13] Yoshiko
    You might be bad at school, but there
    are plenty of other things you can do!
[01:17] Ruri
    R-Really? Like what?
[01:21] Yoshiko
    Dunno.
[01:22] Ruri
    Think of something first!
[01:24] Yoshiko
    Then what can you do?
[01:25] Ruri
    Huh?
[01:26] Ruri
    Wh-What can I do?
[01:28] Ruri
    I haven't tried to do anything but study...
[01:31] Yoshiko
    But you're bad at studying, right?
[01:34] Ruri
    Wait...
[01:36] Ruri
    Am I screwed?
[01:37] Yoshiko
    Let's try doing some different stuff!
[01:39] Yoshiko
    Cooking!
SIGN    Slice
[01:40] Ruri
    Gah!
[01:41] Yoshiko
    Sewing!
SIGN    Stab
[01:42] Ruri
    Gah!
[01:43] Yoshiko
    Drawing!
[01:44] Yoshiko
    Horizontal bar!
[01:45] Yoshiko
    Jump rope!
[01:46] Yoshiko
    Bicycle!
[01:50] Ruri
    Don't look at me like that!
[01:52] Ruri
    Have I always been this useless?
[01:56] Ruri
    I've lived eleven years,
    and I have nothing to show!
[02:01] Yoshiko
    Tricycle!
[02:04] Ruri
    I can ride this!
[02:05] Ruri
    Anyone can ride that!
[02:09] Ruri
    I'll master one thing, whatever it takes!
[02:11] Ruri
    Don't let go until I say to, Yoshiko.
[02:13] Yoshiko
    You got it!
[02:15] Ruri
    Here I go!
[02:17] Yoshiko
    Oh, a dragonfly.
[02:21] Yoshiko
    Wait for me!
[02:23] Ruri
    Now you can't let go!
[02:29] Ruri
    A-All right! This is going great!
[02:38] Ruri
    Cut that out!
[02:40] Yoshiko
    Ruri-chan, you're all beat up!
[02:41] Ruri
    Because of you!
[02:43] Ruri
    Whatever! I'll do this by myself!
[02:45] Yoshiko
    No! Don't be reckless!
[02:46] Ruri
    Move!
[02:47] Ruri
    Don't blame me if I hit you!
[02:50] Yoshiko
    Ruri-chan!
[02:52] Yoshiko
    A-Are you okay?
[02:55] Ruri
    It's only natural to fail the first time.
[03:02] Ruri
    But if I keep picking myself up
[03:04] Ruri
    and trying again,
[03:06] Ruri
    one day...
[03:07] Ruri
    I'll succeed!
[03:08] Yoshiko
    You mean studying, too?
[03:10] Ruri
    One day, I'll be good at that, too!
[03:17] Yoshiko
    She's fallen down hundreds of times.
[03:20] Yoshiko
    She's got guts!
[03:22] Ruri
    I won't let this be over until
    I've achieved something!
[03:26] Ruri
    I'll show you what I can do!
[03:33] Yoshiko
    Ruri-chan!
[03:37] Ruri
    I can't even ride a bike.
[03:40] Ruri
    What else can you do but laugh?
[03:43] Ruri
    Quit laughing!
[03:44] Yoshiko
    Seriously?!
[03:46] Ruri
    I'm not...
[03:47] Ruri
    I'm not going home until I can ride this!
[03:50] Yoshiko
    Wow, that's intense!
[03:53] Yoshiko
    You must be...
[03:54] Yoshiko
    the hardest worker in
    the world, Ruri-chan!
[04:00] Ruri
    Yoshiko...
[04:02] Yoshiko
    Too bad you can't show anything for it!
[04:03] Ruri
    Shut up!
[04:05] Ruri
    I'm not losing to you, Yoshiko!
[04:05] Yoshiko
    Hey, hey, hey, Ruri-chan!
    Let's see who can shout louder!
[04:09] Dog
    One day, you'll be able to do it.
SIGN    Part 41
[04:21] Yoshiko
    How could this happen?
[04:24] Ryuuichi
    What's the matter, Sis?
[04:25] Yoshiko
    The new Banana Froppeccino Deluxe,
    made with three whole bananas,
[04:25] [SONG] Sign
    Limited Time Only
SIGN    Banana Froppeccino
SIGN    Sold out due to unexpected demand
[04:32] Yoshiko
    is sold out everywhere I look.
[04:35] Ryuuichi
    I'll help you search for a shop!
[04:37] Yoshiko
    Seriously?!
[04:38] Yoshiko
    Thank you,
[04:39] Yoshiko
    guy I don't know!
[04:41] Ryuuichi
    I'm your soldier, Ryuuichi!
[04:48] Yoshiko
    None here either, huh?
[04:50] Ryuuichi
    S-Sis...
[04:51] Yoshiko
    R-Ryuuichi-kun?
[04:55] Yoshiko
    What happened to you?
[04:57] Ryuuichi
    I'm sorry.
[04:58] Ryuuichi
    I found a shop in the next town with
    one Banana Froppeccino Deluxe left.
[05:03] Yoshiko
    What?!
[05:04] Ryuuichi
    But it looks like some guys from
    Dick High were looking for one, too.
[05:08] Ryuuichi
    I tried my best to stop them,
[05:11] Ryuuichi
    but there were just too many.
[05:14] Yoshiko
    What did you say?
[05:16] Ryuuichi
    I wanted to make you happy...
[05:19] Ryuuichi
    I hate this!
[05:21] Ryuuichi
    What's more, they took one sip and said,
[05:23] Ryuuichi
    "It just tastes like bananas. Nothing special."
[05:26] Ryuuichi
    And then they tossed it out in front of me.
[05:30] Yoshiko
    I see.
[05:31] Yoshiko
    I know how you feel.
[05:34] Yoshiko
    They dare insult our beloved bananas?
[05:37] Yoshiko
    And they dare to throw it away
    without trying to savor the flavor?
[05:40] Yoshiko
    This is unforgivable.
[05:42] Ryuuichi
    No, um...
[05:44] Yoshiko
    I will avenge you, Ryuuichi-kun.
[05:47] Ryuuichi
    Wait— Hold—
[05:50] Yoshiko
    Now I'm mad.
[05:53] Ryuuichi
    S-Sis?!
[05:55] Ryuuichi
    I don't really care about the banana part!
SIGN    Stan K. Dick High School
[06:05] DickA
    That loser back there was a real laugh!
[06:08] DickA
    He had the balls to pick a fight with Sudou-san
[06:10] DickA
    over some banana juice and get his ass beat!
[06:12] Yoshiko
    Is this "Sudou" guy your boss?
[06:15] DickA
    Huh?
[06:16] DickA
    Who the hell are—
[06:19] Yoshiko
    Taste it.
[06:23] DickB
    Y-You—
[06:26] Yoshiko
    Now where's this Sudou guy?
[06:32] DickA
    Sudou-san!
[06:33] DickA
    We've got trouble!
[06:34] DickA
    A friend of the guy you
    messed up is here for revenge!
[06:36] Sudou
    What's that?
[06:46] Yoshiko
    You must be Sudou.
[06:50] Sudou
    Hah. So you messed up some
    minions. Don't get cocky.
[06:54] Sudou
    Listen, bitch. These four,
[06:56] Sudou
    the Four Kings of Dick High, are strong.
[06:59] Yoshiko
    Don't waste my time.
[07:01] Yoshiko
    I'll take all four of you. Right now.
[07:05] DickKingA
    You little bitch!
[07:30] Yoshiko
    This is the end!
[07:31] Yoshiko
    Taste the deliciousness of bananas!
[07:38] Sudou
    I-Impossible.
[07:40] Sudou
    What are you?
[07:41] Yoshiko
    That just leaves you.
[07:45] Sudou
    Look! A flying banana!
[07:47] Yoshiko
    Seriously?!
[07:49] Sudou
    Idiot!
[07:50] Sudou
    Die!
[07:54] Sudou
    Idiot!
[07:59] Yoshiko
    Did you do something just now?
[08:04] Yoshiko
    A-kun's punches hurt a hundred
    times more than that.
[08:19] Yoshiko
    Good, aren't they?
[08:21] Yoshiko
    Savor the flavor.
[08:25] Yoshiko
    I've avenged you,
[08:28] Yoshiko
    Banana Froppeccino Deluxe.
[08:31] Ryuuichi
    I'm telling you!
[08:33] Ryuuichi
    I really don't care about the banana part!
SIGN    Part 42
[08:43] Yoshiko
    Morning, Dog!
[08:46] Yoshiko
    The weather's great!
[08:47] Yoshiko
    Let's forget about school and go for a walk!
[08:52] Akuru
    You're going to school.
SIGN    For you, Pome-chan.
SIGN    I'm so happy.
SIGN    A flower, a flower,
SIGN    a flower for
    Pome-chan
[09:37] Man
    Hey! A kid!
[09:39] Boy
    Someone! Help!
[09:42] Man
    Oh, no! He'll be washed away!
[09:51] Man
    That dog's amazing!
    He's swimming the rapids!
[09:57] Man
    He's saved the boy!
[10:01] Boy
    Thank you...
[10:10] Boy
    Thank you!
[10:28] WomanA
    Th-That dog is attacking my son!
[10:31] WomanA
    Someone catch that dog!
SIGN    Transfers
[10:46] RobberA
    Gimme all your cash!
SIGN    Deposits Withdrawals Transfers Taxes
[10:50] WomanB
    Saori, quiet.
[10:51] RobberB
    Shut up, kid!
[10:56] RobberB
    Or I'll kill ya.
[11:03] RobberA
    Y-You damn dog! You'll pay for that!
[11:11] RobberA
    Wh-What?!
[11:22] TellerA
    He beat him!
[11:24] TellerB
    That dog is incredible!
[11:30] WomanB
    Saori, it's okay now.
[11:41] Saori
    Is that flower for me?
[11:50] Saori
    Thank you, doggy!
[12:05] Yoshiko
    Hey, did you hear?
[12:07] Yoshiko
    There was a bank robbery
    near here yesterday!
[12:10] Akuru
    Really? That's kinda scary.
[12:12] Yoshiko
    But the robbers got done in by
    some passing dog or something!
[12:15] Akuru
    There's no way that's true.
SIGN    Meeting... And! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
    Next time: "Meeting... And! Aho Girl!"

12 - Meeting... And! Aho Girl

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[00:01] Sayaka
    Oh, right, aren't you two childhood friends?
[00:06] Yoshiko
    That's right!
[00:08] Yoshiko
    We've been lovey-dovey since forever!
[00:14] Akuru
    So it's been ten years, huh?
[00:28] Yoshie
    We're the Hanabatakes.
    We just moved here today.
SIGN    10 Years Ago
[00:31] MrsAkutsu
    We're the Akutsus. It's a pleasure to meet you.
[00:34] Yoshiko
    I'm Hanabatake Yoshiko! I'm four!
[00:37] Yoshie
    Yoshiko, you're five now.
[00:39] Yoshiko
    Are you serious?! What's "five" mean?!
[00:42] Yoshie
    After "four" comes "five." Remember?
[00:44] Yoshiko
    Who decided that?
[00:45] Yoshie
    God.
[00:45] Yoshiko
    God?! He sounds cool!
[00:47] Akuru
    Weirdo.
[00:49] Yoshiko
    So?!
[00:49] Yoshiko
    Who are you?
[00:51] Akuru
    A-Akutsu Akuru.
[00:53] Yoshiko
    A-kun, huh?
[00:54] Yoshiko
    Okay! Let's play!
[00:55] Akuru
    No thanks. I'm going to go study.
[00:57] Yoshiko
    Oh, I see.
[00:59] Yoshiko
    So, what'cha wanna play?!
[01:01] Akuru
    Were you listening?
[01:04] Akuru
    I'll just try to stay away from her.
[01:10] Akuru
    How the heck did you get in here?!
[01:12] Yoshiko
    I jumped from my window!
[01:16] Akuru
    Are you serious?
[01:17] Yoshiko
    So, what'cha wanna play?!
[01:19] Akuru
    I said I was gonna study!
[01:20] Yoshiko
    What's "study"? Is it fun?
[01:23] Akuru
    Uh, no, it's not fun.
[01:25] Yoshiko
    Huh? Then why do you do it?
[01:27] Akuru
    For my future.
[01:29] Yoshiko
    You gotta live in the moment!
[01:31] Akuru
    Dunno why, but that pisses me off!
[01:34] Yoshiko
    I'm hungry.
[01:36] Yoshiko
    Gimme something yummy!
[01:38] Akuru
    Impudent little...
[01:41] Akuru
    Eat it and leave!
[01:42] Yoshiko
    What's that?!
[01:46] Yoshiko
    A yellow wee-wee?
[01:47] Akuru
    It's a banana!
[01:49] Yoshiko
    I'mma eat the yellow wee-wee!
[01:51] Akuru
    Listen to me, would you?!
[01:56] Yoshiko
    Yum!
[01:58] Yoshiko
    How is it so yummy?!
[02:00] Yoshiko
    My God, it's yummy!
    Nothing's yummier than this!
[02:02] Akuru
    It's that good?!
[02:05] Yoshiko
    Banana yummy!
[02:08] Akuru
    Freak.
[02:11] Yoshiko
    I never dreamed you'd give
    me something so yummy.
[02:15] Yoshiko
    You must really love me!
[02:18] Akuru
    What?!
[02:19] Yoshiko
    Trying to win me over with food?
    You precocious child, you.
[02:23] Akuru
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[02:25] Yoshiko
    Well, I guess...
[02:27] Yoshiko
    you've got a cute face, at least.
[02:29] Akuru
    S-Stay away!
[02:31] Yoshiko
    I'll accept your love!
[02:34] Akuru
    I don't even like you!
[02:35] Yoshiko
    No need to be shy!
[02:37] Akuru
    I'm not being shy!
[02:38] Yoshiko
    You're so cute!
[02:39] Akuru
    You're a freak!
[02:43] Akuru
    Sh-She'll never find me here.
[02:47] Yoshiko
    Found you.
[02:50] ---
    Ow...
[02:52] Yoshiko
    Aww, could you be any more shy?
[02:56] Yoshiko
    I love you, too, A-kun.
[02:58] Akuru
    S-Stay away.
[03:01] Akuru
    Hey, what are you—
[03:04] Akuru
    No. Stop!
[03:06] Akuru
    N-No... Stop!
[03:09] Akuru
    Anything but that!
[03:25] Yoshiko
    I'll let you marry me when we grow u—
[03:34] Akuru
    Never show your face in front of me
    again if you don't want to get hurt!
SIGN    30 Minutes Later
[03:41] Yoshiko
    Let's play!
[03:46] Akuru
    It was when I met this idiot that I
    first really felt emotion in my heart.
[03:52] Sayaka
    A-A-kun-san...
[03:55] Yoshiko
    Hey, hey, A-kun, A-kun!
[03:57] Yoshiko
    Let's play!
[03:59] Akuru
    Shut up!
[03:59] Akuru
    I'm trying to study here!
[04:01] Yoshiko
    Don't you wanna play with
    me because you love me?
[04:03] Akuru
    I told you, I hate your guts!
[04:04] Yoshiko
    After you gave me that hot,
    steamy, passionate kiss?
[04:09] Akuru
    You forced it on me!
[04:15] Yoshiko
    That weak punch is too slow for me!
[04:18] Yoshiko
    Come on, let's play!
[04:20] Akuru
    Let go of me!
[04:21] Yoshiko
    Yahoo!
[04:24] Akuru
    At this rate...
[04:26] Yoshiko
    Yum!
[04:26] Akuru
    Don't come over for dinner!
[04:28] Yoshiko
    What a cute wee-wee!
[04:29] Akuru
    Quit peeping at me!
[04:32] Akuru
    That's my futon...
[04:34] Akuru
    At this rate, she's going to ruin my life!
[04:41] Akuru
    I'll beat her...
[04:43] Akuru
    I have to beat her!
[04:46] Akuru
    I'll take it back.
[04:47] Akuru
    My peaceful life.
[04:50] Akuru
    I'll get ripped from the core out...
[04:54] Akuru
    Get strong...
[04:59] Akuru
    And...
[05:00] Akuru
    And then I'll...
[05:03] Akuru
    I'll beat her!
[05:14] Akuru
    I can do this.
[05:15] Akuru
    With this fist, I can
    take her down for good.
[05:19] Akuru
    J-Just you watch...
[05:23] Akuru
    Huh?
[05:27] Yoshiko
    A-kun, let's play!
[05:33] Yoshiko
    A-kun?
[05:41] Akuru
    I can't... move...
[05:45] Akuru
    That was you?!
[05:47] MrsAkutsu
    Oh, are you all better now?
[05:50] Akuru
    Huh?
[05:51] MrsAkutsu
    You caught a cold and slept for a whole day.
[05:54] Akuru
    That long?
[05:55] MrsAkutsu
    Yoshiko-chan looked after
    you the whole time.
[05:59] Akuru
    What?! No way!
[06:01] Akuru
    Did she, seriously?
[06:05] Akuru
    Maybe she isn't so bad.
[06:08] Akuru
    But this idiot could look after me?
[06:11] MrsAkutsu
    Yeah! And it was so cute!
[06:14] MrsAkutsu
    She was like, "If I catch his
    cold, he'll get better!"
[06:19] MrsAkutsu
    She kissed you all night long!
[06:26] Yoshiko
    Oh, A-kun, you're better now?
[06:28] Yoshiko
    It must have been the power of our love.
[06:33] Akuru
    Taste...
[06:35] Akuru
    the power of my fist!
[06:44] Akuru
    Hit her, damn you!
[06:48] Akuru
    If there's one good thing that
    came of meeting her,
[06:51] Akuru
    it's that I met you.
[06:57] Akuru
    I'm gonna ruin you today!
[06:59] Akuru
    Die!
[07:02] Yoshiko
    Weak!
[07:03] Yoshiko
    Let's play all day again today!
[07:05] Akuru
    Let go of me!
[07:11] Akuru
    I-I'm home.
[07:13] MrsAkutsu
    Welcome back.
[07:14] MrsAkutsu
    Oh, your gifted program
    test scores came back.
[07:17] Akuru
    Huh? Oh.
SIGN    Akutsu Akuru
[07:23] MrsAkutsu
    You didn't do too well this time,
[07:26] MrsAkutsu
    but I think going outside and playing
    with Yoshiko-chan is healthier for you.
[07:30] Akuru
    O-Oh, no...
[07:32] MrsAkutsu
    Akuru?
[07:32] Akuru
    If she keeps abducting me,
    my grades will keep falling,
[07:33] MrsAkutsu
    Akuru?!
[07:35] Akuru
    and I won't get into a good
    college or a good job,
[07:37] Akuru
    and my life will be ruined!
[07:40] Akuru
    And in the worst case...
[07:42] Akuru
    She's going to force me to marry her!
[07:47] Yoshiko
    They're your kids!
[07:53] Akuru
    I have to do something.
[07:55] Akuru
    But I'm too weak to even graze her.
[07:58] Akuru
    Damn it!
[07:59] Akuru
    Why does she keep bugging
    me in the first place?!
[08:01] Yoshiko
    Because I love you!
[08:04] Akuru
    Wh-What are you doing here?!
[08:05] Yoshiko
    I heard you calling for me!
[08:06] Akuru
    As if!
[08:08] Akuru
    "I love you," nothing!
[08:10] Akuru
    Oh, I've got it!
[08:11] Akuru
    I just need to get her to hate me!
[08:15] Akuru
    Hey, what kind of people do you hate?
[08:19] Yoshiko
    Huh?
[08:19] Akuru
    Are there any kinds of people
    you don't want to go near?
[08:22] Yoshiko
    People I don't want to go near?
[08:24] Yoshiko
    Like someone covered in poop?
[08:27] Akuru
    A-Any others?
[08:30] Yoshiko
    I don't wanna go near perverts.
[08:32] Yoshiko
    As a woman, I have to hate them.
[08:34] Akuru
    Perverts, huh?
[08:35] Akuru
    I see.
[08:37] Akuru
    So that's it.
[08:38] Akuru
    Then I'll be a total pervert to you!
[08:42] Yoshiko
    What are you doing?!
[08:43] Yoshiko
    A-kun, you pervert!
[08:46] Akuru
    Hey, I'm still only five.
[08:48] Akuru
    No one will make a big deal of this.
[08:50] Akuru
    Well, my parents might
    look at me differently,
[08:54] Akuru
    but if it means she'll hate me,
    that's a small price to pay!
[08:57] Akuru
    Come on! Show me more!
[09:00] Yoshiko
    No! What's gotten into you, A-kun?!
[09:02] Akuru
    Nothing's gotten into me!
    I love doing stuff like this!
[09:05] Akuru
    Come on! Show me more!
[09:07] Yoshiko
    No!
[09:13] Akuru
    Now, show me your panties!
[09:25] Akuru
    D-Did I go too far?
[09:27] Yoshiko
    I'm sorry, A-kun.
[09:30] Yoshiko
    I get it now.
[09:31] Akuru
    Wh-What are you apologizing for?
[09:34] Yoshiko
    Because... Because...
[09:38] Yoshiko
    It's only natural you'd want to get perverted
[09:41] Yoshiko
    with a super cute girl that
    you play with every day!
[09:45] Yoshiko
    I understand!
[09:46] Yoshiko
    It's my fault for making you hold back!
[09:48] Yoshiko
    It's not your fault!
[09:50] Akuru
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[09:51] Akuru
    Didn't you hate perverts?!
[09:53] Yoshiko
    It's unavoidable when two
    people love each other!
[09:57] Yoshiko
    I just wasn't ready for it yet!
[10:00] Yoshiko
    But I'll...
[10:01] Yoshiko
    I'll put up with it!
[10:02] Yoshiko
    Here! You wanted to see my panties!
[10:07] Yoshiko
    Take them!
[10:08] Yoshiko
    A-kun!
[10:23] Yoshiko
    Take responsibility, okay?
[10:29] Akuru
    Well, I have to say...
[10:30] Akuru
    My feelings for Yoshiko...
[10:33] Akuru
    haven't changed in these ten years.
[10:37] Sayaka
    His smile scares me...
[10:40] Yoshiko
    Oh, no! I nearly forgot!
[10:42] Yoshiko
    You see, today I'm...
[10:46] Yoshiko
    wearing the same panties as the day A-kun
    gave in to his desires and attacked me!
[10:51] Sayaka
    The same ones? From when you were five?
[10:53] Yoshiko
    It's embarrassing for me,
    but I'll show you anyway!
[11:01] Yoshiko
    Now look,
[11:02] Yoshiko
    A-kun!
[11:03] Yoshiko
    The panties from our memories!
[11:05] Yoshiko
    Let's play like we did when we were kids!
[11:10] Yoshiko
    Now look! Look! Come on, look! Come on!
[11:11] Akuru
    Yeah... I'll hit you like I used to.
[11:13] Yoshiko
    Come on! Come on! Look! Come on! Come on!
[11:16] Yoshiko
    Bring it on!
[11:17] Akuru
    My feelings haven't changed
    in all these years.
[11:20] Akuru
    I still want to kill you!
[12:25] Yoshiko
    See you.