E23 - What should we do now?

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[00:00] Hiro; Erika; Sachi
    It's the beach!
[00:02] Nagi
    Why did you tell Segawa-san
    that we're living together?
[00:05] Sachi
    So she would help me study.
[00:09] Hiro
    Do it again, and I'll put a curse on you.
[00:14] Hiro
    What kind of sister is
    Sachi-san to you, Umino-kun?
[00:18] Nagi
    What kind?
[00:20] Hiro
    It's just that she seems
    to be in love with you.
[00:26] Hiro
    She obviously just sees you as a rival.
[00:29] Hiro
    Is there even anything about you
    that a girl would like?
[00:33] Hiro
    Since you say you're not interested...
[00:36] Hiro
    Can I have Umino-kun?
[00:43] Erika
    I remember now.
[00:45] Erika
    That's definitely it.
[00:47] Erika
    I was here with Onii-chan.
[02:26] Sachi
    That was fun.
[02:28] Erika
    Our ride should be here soon.
[02:31] Sachi
    Already?
[02:33] Hiro
    That trip went by so fast.
[02:35] Sachi
    So how'd the search for your brother go?
[02:39] Erika
    Well...
[02:42] Erika
    We asked around this morning, too...
[02:46] (Flashback) Erika
    He looks like this guy.
[02:48] (Flashback) Old lady
    Haven't seen him.
[02:50] Erika
    But no one knew anything.
[02:53] Hiro
    At the very least, we know
    he was here three days ago.
[02:56] Hiro
    Which means he's in Japan, right?
[02:59] Nagi
    I really thought he was overseas.
[03:02] Erika
    Yeah.
[03:04] Erika
    I'm glad I have you, though, Nagi-kun.
[03:08] Erika
    I'm ready to keep looking.
[03:11] Nagi
    Yup.
[03:16] Erika
    There's our car.
[03:20] Sachi
    You're in charge of the luggage, Onii.
[03:22] Nagi
    Fine, fine.
[03:26] Nagi
    Man, I'm so sleepy.
[03:37] Hiro
    Just a second.
[03:40] Hiro
    Umino-kun and I are going
    to take the train home.
[03:45] Sachi
    What?
[03:46] Erika
    What's this about?
[03:47] Hiro
    Sorry, there's somewhere
    we want to check out.
[03:50] Nagi
    Wh-What she said.
[03:54] Erika
    O-Okay.
SIGN    Maoka Shrine
[04:18] Nagi
    A shrine?
[04:20] Hiro
    Yeah. To collect the shrine stamp.
[04:22] Hiro
    Did you bring yours?
[04:23] Nagi
    Right. I see.
[04:25] Nagi
    What was I expecting?
[04:29] Nagi
    I brought mine, of course.
[04:31] Nagi
    I didn't think there'd be
    a shrine out here, though.
[04:34] Hiro
    Right?
[04:35] Hiro
    I stumbled upon it yesterday.
[04:38] Hiro
    I'll race you to the grounds!
[04:39] Nagi
    We're doing this again?!
[04:48] Hiro
    Thank you for guiding us here.
[04:55] Hiro
    We got here because it was meant to be.
[04:58] Nagi
    Meant to be?
[04:59] Hiro
    I'm the heir to a shrine, after all.
[05:04] Nagi
    Right. You are.
[05:16] Nagi
    Academic success... Academic success...
SIGN    Academic Success, Academic Success, Academic Success
SIGN    Relationship
    Success
[05:17] Nagi
    Relationship success...
SIGN    Segawa-san
[05:18] Nagi
    Segawa-san!
SIGN    Dating
[05:19] Nagi
    Dating!
SIGN    Want to go
    out with her
[05:20] Nagi
    I want to go out with her!
[05:21] Nagi
    First place or bust!
[05:24] Nagi
    Wh-What are you wishing for, Segawa-san?
[05:28] Hiro
    I didn't wish for anything.
[05:31] Hiro
    I'm just expressing my gratitude
    for having made it here.
[05:34] Nagi
    I'm so filled with desires...
[05:36] Nagi
    Disgraceful!
SIGN    Worship
    Maoka Shrine
[05:41] Hiro
    It's such a pretty stamp.
[05:43] Hiro
    Go us, right, Umino-kun?
[05:45] Hiro
    We got a stamp.
[05:47] Nagi
    Now that we've completed our goal of
    getting the stamp, what do we do next?
[05:52] Nagi
    Go for lunch?
[05:53] Nagi
    More stamps?
[06:01] Hiro
    Well, Umino-kun, wanna go home?
[06:05] Hiro
    We have plenty of time to catch the train.
[06:11] Nagi
    It really was just for the stamp.
[06:18] Sachi
    No way! Really?
[06:20] Erika
    She definitely asked if
    she could have Umino-kun.
[06:24] Erika
    She passed out right after, though.
[06:26] Sachi
    Does that mean she likes Onii?
[06:30] Erika
    I-I think so.
[06:32] Sachi
    I didn't realize anyone like that even existed.
[06:35] Erika
    Man, there's no way.
[06:38] Erika
    I'm pretty sure she was half-asleep.
[06:40] Erika
    I mean, Hiro-chan's popular at school.
[06:43] Erika
    She's way out of his league.
[06:45] Erika
    Why would she go after Nagi-kun, right?
[06:48] Sachi
    Exactly, right?
[06:50] Sachi
    There's no way she's in love with that
    gloomy, inconsiderate, nerdy loner.
[06:56] Sachi
    Onii's content just studying
    for the rest of his life.
SIGN    Highway Conditions
SIGN    Heavy Rain / Wind
    Warning in Effect
SIGN    Keep Out
SIGN    Sanpa Station
[07:13] Nagi
    The station's closed...
[07:16] Nagi
    Wh-What the heck?! It's still the afternoon!
[07:20] Hiro
    Umino-kun.
SIGN    Trains are currently canceled 
    due to heavy winds.
    Resumption time is currently unknown.
    We apologize for the inconvenience.
[07:24] Hiro
    What do we do now?
[07:25] Nagi
    D...
[07:27] Nagi
    "Do"?! There's nothing we can do!
[07:30] Nagi
    I'm just kidding.
[07:32] Nagi
    Let me take care of this.
[07:34] Nagi
    Ahem...
[07:35] Nagi
    Th-That was close.
[07:37] Nagi
    I was about to embarrass myself
    freaking out and giving up.
[07:42] Nagi
    Let's stay calm and look for a train first.
[07:45] Hiro
    You should definitely calm down.
[07:48] Hiro
    This is tough.
[07:49] Hiro
    There are no buses that go to Tokyo.
[07:51] Hiro
    And a taxi would cost too much.
[08:07] Nagi
    You can't be serious.
[08:24] Hiro
    It's going to be a while, isn't it?
[08:27] Nagi
    Yeah...
[08:29] Nagi
    Think...
[08:30] Nagi
    Think!
[08:32] Nagi
    We can't stay here forever.
[08:35] Nagi
    Our clothes are wet, too.
[08:36] Nagi
    What if Segawa-san catches a cold?
[08:40] Hiro
    Umino-kun...
[08:43] Hiro
    What should we do now?
[08:59] Sachi
    Oh, no!
[09:01] Sachi
    Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
[09:02] Sachi
    Oh, no, Erika-onee!
[09:05] Sachi
    Look at this!
SIGN    Seigenkan
SIGN    Seigenkan
SIGN    Onii
SIGN    White Rice
SIGN    We're staying the night
SIGN    Seigenkan
[09:28] Nagi
    They're open!
[09:32] Hiro
    Thank goodness.
[09:34] Hiro
    That was scary for a moment, huh?
[09:37] Hiro
    We can't exactly camp out in the rain.
[09:40] Nagi
    True.
[09:43] Hiro
    Good thing we caught a break.
[09:45] Nagi
    Yeah.
[09:48] Nagi
    I never thought I'd end up spending
    a night out with Segawa-san.
[09:53] (Flashback) Hiro
    I want to grow up already!
[09:57] Nagi
    No, no!
[09:58] Nagi
    That's not what she meant!
[10:00] Hiro
    Umino-kun...
[10:01] Nagi
    Yes, ma'am.
[10:04] Staff
    Please fill out this form.
SIGN    Accommodation Card
     Representative
     Name (age)
     Accompanying members
     Name (age)
     Name (age)
     Name (age)
     Name (age)
     Name (age)
[10:07] Nagi
    Right, our addresses and stuff.
[10:12] Nagi
    Age...
[10:13] Nagi
    Accompanying members...
[10:15] Staff
    Is something the matter?
[10:17] Nagi
    N-No...
[10:19] Nagi
    Don't tell me...
[10:22] Staff
    We will not accept a high
    school male and female.
[10:25] Nagi
    Are we going to get kicked out?!
[10:28] Hiro
    Let me.
SIGN    Accommodation Card
SIGN    Representative
     Name
SIGN    Umino Nagi
SIGN    Accompanying
    Members
SIGN    Umino Hiro
[10:33] Nagi
    S-Segawa...
[10:35] Hiro
    Here you go.
[10:36] Staff
    Just a moment, please.
[10:43] Nagi
    I-I see...
[10:46] Staff
    Sir?
SIGN    For two
SIGN    No meals
SIGN    Seigenkan
[10:49] Staff
    We ask for payment up front.
[10:55] Nagi
    I'll take care of it.
[10:57] Nagi
    I'm borrowing some money for
    living expenses later, Hotel King!
[11:05] Hiro
    What a relaxing room, huh?
[11:06] Nagi
    Yeah.
[11:07] Nagi
    A single Japanese-style room?
[11:09] Nagi
    This room is...
[11:11] Hiro
    The tatami smells nice.
[11:13] Nagi
    ...where I'm spending the
    night with Segawa-san?!
[11:16] Staff
    Such a young couple.
[11:18] Staff
    Are you newlyweds?
[11:19] Nagi
    Huh?!
[11:20] Hiro
    We are.
[11:22] Hiro
    We came to celebrate our marriage,
    but it started raining really hard.
[11:26] Nagi
    N-Newlyweds?!
[11:28] Staff
    Oh, to be young!
[11:33] Staff
    Well, enjoy your stay.
[11:35] Hiro
    Thank you.
[11:42] Hiro
    We made it through that, somehow.
[11:45] Nagi
    My nerves...
[11:48] Hiro
    Sorry, though.
[11:52] Hiro
    You're engaged to Erika-chan,
    and I pretended we're married.
[11:59] Nagi
    That's true...
[12:01] Nagi
    I can't believe an honor student
    like you would lie so much.
[12:05] Nagi
    You're actually a real crook.
[12:10] Hiro
    You're an accomplice, then, Umino-kun.
[12:13] Nagi
    I-Is that so?!
[12:15] Hiro
    Tentative first-place crook.
[12:18] Nagi
    Did you have to go that far?
[12:27] Hiro
    I'm freezing. Wanna go to the baths?
[12:31] Nagi
    Yes!
SIGN    Men
SIGN    Women
[12:37] Hiro
    That was fast, Umino-kun.
[12:38] Hiro
    Out already?
[12:40] Nagi
    You're the fast one.
[12:42] Hiro
    I think I won by a hair.
[12:45] Nagi
    That was a race?
[12:47] Hiro
    We gotta hang up our wet clothes
    when we get back to our room.
[12:51] Nagi
    Segawa-san in a yukata...
[12:53] Nagi
    Awesome!
[12:57] Hiro
    Huh?
[13:06] Nagi
    Did the inn set this up on purpose?!
[13:09] Hiro
    We only get one futon, huh?
[13:12] Nagi
    Y-Yeah, huh...
[13:22] Nagi
    By the way, Segawa-san...
[13:25] Nagi
    I won't go past this line.
[13:28] Nagi
    So please rest assured.
[13:29] Hiro
    Huh? Okay...
[13:32] Hiro
    What about when you're sleeping?
[13:35] Nagi
    I won't sleep.
[13:37] Hiro
    You don't need to be so considerate.
[13:39] Hiro
    You didn't sleep much last
    night either, did you?
[13:41] Nagi
    S-Still, though...
[13:43] Nagi
    How did she know?
[13:47] Hiro
    Besides, the tatami's nice.
[13:50] Hiro
    I like Japanese-style rooms.
[13:54] Nagi
    Right. They're the best.
SIGN    G
    u
    u
    r
    g
    l
    e
[14:05] Nagi
    So cute...
[14:07] Nagi
    There was a shop, wasn't there?
SIGN    Seigenkan
    Hot Spring Inn
[14:14] Hiro
    "A"...
SIGN    Bonito
SIGN    Pickled Plum
[14:16] Hiro
    "A"...
[14:19] Hiro
    Access!
[14:21] Hiro
    It's "S" next.
[14:24] Nagi
    "S"...
[14:26] Nagi
    Special.
[14:27] Hiro
    You said that one already.
[14:31] Nagi
    "S"... "S"...
[14:35] Nagi
    Spicy.
[14:36] Hiro
    Yell.
[14:37] Nagi
    That was fast!
[14:39] Nagi
    "L"... "L"...
[14:42] Nagi
    I can't...
[14:43] Nagi
    My lack of sleep is catching up to me.
[14:45] Nagi
    I can't think straight.
[14:50] Hiro
    How about "lizard"?
[14:53] Hiro
    A home with a lizard is
    a good home, you know.
[14:56] Nagi
    It's a house of despair if you ask me!
[14:58] Hiro
    You're so melodramatic.
[15:01] Hiro
    Better let it out through the window.
[15:03] Nagi
    You shouldn't touch it!
[15:22] Nagi
    Sorry.
[15:23] Hiro
    Deep.
[15:27] Hiro
    We did a lot of bad things today, huh?
[15:34] Hiro
    Wanna try doing more bad things?
[15:52] Sachi
    Seriously, Onii...
[15:54] Sachi
    What does he mean, he's "staying the night"?!
[15:56] Sachi
    He's obviously with Hiro-san!
[15:58] Erika
    It's raining. That's probably why.
[16:01] Sachi
    Still, though...
[16:03] Sachi
    This isn't right!
[16:05] Sachi
    Onii should just study
    for the rest of his life.
SIGN    Seigenkan
    Hot Spring Inn
[16:22] Nagi
    Wh-What do you mean by "bad things"?
[16:31] Hiro
    Umino-kun...
[16:33] Hiro
    Your hand.
[16:34] Nagi
    My hand?
[16:37] Nagi
    A th-thousand yen?
[16:39] Hiro
    Yeah.
[16:41] Hiro
    H-High schoolers, a sleepover, no parents...
    You know what that means, right?
[16:52] Hiro
    L...
[16:54] Nagi
    L?
[16:57] Hiro
    Liquor.
[16:59] Nagi
    Huh?
[17:05] Nagi
    You're a real villain!
[17:08] Hiro
    I totally thought...
[17:11] Nagi
    Segawa-san's been playing with me!
[17:14] Hiro
    I-Is that wrong?
[17:16] Nagi
    Yeah, it is!
[17:18] Nagi
    What if they get suspicious
    of us at the shop?
[17:20] Nagi
    We're already lying about our age.
[17:22] Nagi
    We're going to get reported!
[17:25] Hiro
    I thought you'd play along, Umino-kun.
[17:28] Nagi
    I will not.
[17:29] Nagi
    I never thought you'd propose such a thing.
[17:32] Nagi
    I'm shocked.
[17:34] Hiro
    You're right.
[17:38] Hiro
    Am I too bad for you?
[17:47] Nagi
    You are.
[17:50] Nagi
    You're smart and athletic and
    cute and popular at school.
[17:54] Nagi
    How could someone like you be drinking?!
[17:59] Hiro
    It's tiring being a model
    student all the time, though.
[18:02] Hiro
    I wanted to lie to the grown-ups and do
    something that'll get me in trouble for once.
[18:07] Nagi
    What's wrong is wrong, no matter the reason.
[18:13] Hiro
    You're right...
[18:15] Nagi
    But...
[18:17] Nagi
    I like you when you're bad, too.
[18:22] Nagi
    I'll stop you if you start
    drinking in front of me, though.
[18:28] Hiro
    Fine, Umino-kun. I get it.
[18:33] Hiro
    I'll stick with sake, then.
[18:35] Nagi
    You don't "get" anything!
[18:39] Erika
    Police!
[18:40] Nagi
    Huh? What?
[18:42] Hiro
    Did I just hear "police"?
[18:47] Nagi
    It really is!
[18:50] Erika
    Don't bother trying to resist.
[18:52] Erika
    Open up!
[18:54] Hiro
    Did the inn report us?
[18:59] Nagi
    Why?!
[19:00] Nagi
    But we paid for our stay!
[19:02] Hiro
    We lied about our age, though.
[19:07] Student A
    Expelled?
[19:11] Student B
    I heard Segawa-san and Umino-kun
    lied about their age and slept out.
[19:16] Student B
    I heard they were drinking, too.
[19:18] Student C
    Wow, that model student? Seriously?
[19:21] Student C
    Wait, why would they get expelled for that?
[19:23] Student B
    Their lives are over.
[19:27] Hiro
    Sorry, Umino-kun...
[19:29] Hiro
    My parents told me to stay away from you.
[19:32] Nagi
    Wait! Segawa-san!
[19:35] Hiro
    I'm going to marry the
    person I'm engaged to now.
[19:40] Hiro
    I hope you find happiness with Erika-chan.
[19:46] Hiro
    Umino-kun?
[19:49] Nagi
    Let's run!
[19:51] Hiro
    How?
[19:52] Nagi
    Through the window!
[19:54] Nagi
    Get your stuff!
[19:56] Hiro
    But we're on the second floor.
[20:02] Erika
    Police!
[20:03] Sachi
    You're under arrest!
[20:08] Nagi
    Amano-san? Sachi?
[20:11] Erika
    Apprehend the suspect!
[20:13] Sachi
    We caught you red-han—
[20:24] Erika
    Why are you naked, Nagi-kun?!
[20:26] Sachi
    Wait... Did you two...
[20:28] Nagi
    N-No! I was getting changed in a hurry!
[20:32] Erika
    Police!
[20:44] Sachi
    Onii's conked out.
[20:47] Hiro
    He looked sleepy all day.
[20:51] Sachi
    So, Hiro-san...
[20:53] Sachi
    What exactly happened between
    you and Onii today, anyway?
[20:59] Hiro
    You know, stuff.
[21:00] Sachi
    Stuff?!
[21:04] Hiro
    You know, though, Umino-kun's
    a boy after all.
[21:08] Erika
    What's that mean?!