Aharen-san wa Hakarenai

Socially awkward Aharen-san has personal boundary issues, either getting too close or too far from her classmates. When fellow student Raido picks up an eraser she drops, Aharen-san decides they’re now best friends. Whether studying, playing the arcade, or just eating lunch—she’s along for the ride. What follows is an impromptu bonding that shows affection can blossom in the unlikeliest of places!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Isn't This Too Close?

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[00:10] Teacher
    The span of time before we had written
    accounts of history is called prehistory.
[00:13] Raido
    The girl who sits next to me,
    Aharen Reina-san...
[00:18] Teacher
    And as far as prehistory goes...
[00:20] Raido
    seems distant for some reason.
[01:57] Sign
    Welcome, New Students
[01:58] Miyahira
    Congratulations on your enrollment, everyone.
[02:02] Miyahira
    I'm Miyahira, your homeroom teacher.
SIGN    Episode One Isn't This Too Close?
[02:05] Miyahira
    I teach physical education.
[02:08] Miyahira
    It's nice to meet you.
[02:11] Miyahira
    Now, why don't you all introduce yourselves?
[02:15] Raido
    My name's Raido.
[02:17] Raido
    Nice to meet you.
[02:20] Raido
    I was so nervous I could barely talk...
[02:24] Raido
    High school's going to be different.
[02:28] Raido
    I never really fit in in middle school
    because of how unfriendly I look.
[02:35] Raido
    But that ends now.
[02:35] Miyahira
    Next, please.
[02:38] Raido
    Step one is getting to know
    whoever sits next to me.
[02:42] Raido
    First, I need to learn their name...
[02:51] Raido
    I missed her introduction, huh?
[02:54] Sign
    Aharen
[02:56] Raido
    There!
[02:58] Raido
    Good morning, Aharen-san.
[03:05] Raido
    I hope we'll be good seatmates.
[03:13] Raido
    The cold shoulder, huh?
[03:17] Raido
    I get it. She must be afraid of how I look.
[03:20] Raido
    I practiced for this... Smile. Smile.
[03:24] Raido
    Smile! There.
[03:27] Raido
    Nice weather today, isn't it, Aharen-san?
[03:33] Raido
    No dice, huh?
[03:35] Raido
    I can't give up, though.
[03:37] Raido
    My wonderful high school life
    is riding on this first step!
[03:46] Raido
    The campus is pretty big, huh?
[03:48] Raido
    The bread at the school store
    is supposed to be good.
[03:50] Raido
    Do you know what club you'll join?
     Isn't deciding hard?
[03:56] Raido
    Not a single response, huh?
[03:59] Raido
    I can't let this get to me!
[04:01] Raido
    I'll give up on a flashy new life
    in high school...
[04:05] Raido
    I just want her to talk to me. Just once.
[04:14] Raido
    She never said a thing...
[04:18] Raido
    Might as well go home.
[04:22] Raido
    Bye, Aharen-san.
[04:26] Raido
    See you tomorrow.
[04:34] Raido
    I must've imagined it...
[04:44] Raido
    She really does feel distant.
    It's like she's so far away...
[04:49] Raido
    even though she's sitting next to me.
[04:52] Raido
    She's petite, too.
[04:55] Raido
    Maybe it's messing with my depth perception.
[05:10] Raido
    Does she... not like me?
[05:14] Raido
    Here. You dropped this.
[05:19] Raido
    Still nothing, huh?
[05:25] Male Teacher
    Okay, that's all for today.
[05:27] Male Teacher
    Don't forget your homework.
[05:28] Raido
    Next class is...
[05:32] Raido
    Wh-What is it?
[05:36] Raido
    Do you need something?
[05:41] Raido
    Are you saying something...?
[05:44] Raido
    She is saying something!
[05:46] Raido
    She's right in my face,
    but she still sounds so far away!
[05:49] Raido
    Wait...
[05:51] Raido
    Maybe back then...
[05:54] Raido
    Did she actually say something?
[05:58] Raido
    Isn't this a little too close, though?
[06:01] Raido
    Oh, you forget your book?
[06:04] Math Teacher
    An expression that made of multiple
     monomials is called a polynomial.
[06:09] Math Teacher
    And the monomials that make up
    the polynomial are called its "terms."
[06:12] Raido
    What is she thinking?
[06:14] Raido
    Well, I guess it's fine.
[06:16] Raido
    Her face and hands are really tiny.
    She's like a doll.
[06:25] Raido
    Seriously, isn't this too close?
[06:27] Raido
    What is it? Did you need something else?
[06:32] Raido
    I guess she wants to eat lunch together.
[06:35] Raido
    And she's still so close!
[06:39] Raido
    Kinda oversized, don't you think?
[06:43] Raido
    Y-Your lunch looks good.
[06:49] Raido
    She's feeding me?
[06:51] Raido
    You don't need to...
[06:53] Raido
    Okay, I'll try it, so stop.
[07:01] Raido
    She ate the whole thing.
[07:03] Raido
    She's got a way bigger appetite
    than you'd think.
[07:11] Raido
    I guess we're walking home together, too.
[07:20] Raido
    You want to go in here?
[07:26] Raido
    She wanted to stop at a photo booth?
[07:29] Raido
    What now?
[07:32] Sign
    The world becomes rainbow colored
    I hear the meow, oh, the meow
[07:34] Raido
    Karaoke, huh?
[07:37] Raido
    The mic's not picking her voice up, is it?
[07:42] Raido
    I wonder why she suddenly became so friendly.
[07:54] Raido
    Good morning, Aharen-san.
[08:08] Raido
    And yet when I greet her, I get nothing.
[08:11] Raido
    It's really hard to tell with her.
[08:13] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[08:15] Raido
    Was she just acting weird yesterday?
[08:18] Raido
    I guess that's fine, too.
SIGN    Japanese History
[08:21] Raido
    Things'll just to back to how they were.
[08:25] Raido
    That said...
[08:34] Raido
    If you forgot your book, wanna share mine?
[08:40] Aharen
    But I... don't want to bother you...
[08:44] Raido
    It's okay. It's not a bother.
[08:47] Aharen
    I...
[08:49] Aharen
    I've never been good with people...
[08:54] Aharen
    I don't know how close to get.
[08:59] Aharen
    I got too friendly when people
    were even a little nice,
[09:05] Aharen
    and they didn't like it...
    so they kept their distance.
[09:11] Aharen
    I wanted to stop acting like that
    now that I'm in high school.
[09:16] Aharen
    I was trying to be careful, but...
[09:19] Aharen
    Yesterday you picked up my eraser
    and talked to me, Raido-kun...
[09:29] Aharen
    And I was really glad.
[09:32] Aharen
    But when I got home,
    I thought I might've overdone it again.
[09:38] Aharen
    I'm sorry. I won't do it any—
[09:42] Raido
    I don't think that kinda thing's a big deal.
[09:45] Raido
    And as long as you don't
    go overboard, it's fine.
[09:58] Aharen
    Thank you.
[10:01] Raido
    O-Okay, but could you let go?
    C-Class is starting.
[10:07] Aharen
    Mm.
[10:09] Teacher
    Now, if you'll turn to the next page...
[10:11] Teacher
    We have the recorded portion
    of the past, which we call history,
[10:13] Raido
    She didn't let go, huh?
[10:15] Teacher
    and then prehistory,
    which predates said records.
[10:17] Raido
    It's really hard to tell with her...
[10:23] Raido
    In more ways than one.
[10:34] Raido
    Aharen-san?
[10:36] Raido
    Wh-What's the matter?
[10:40] Raido
    You were calling for me but I didn't notice?
[10:43] Raido
    Sorry.
[10:45] Raido
    What was that?
[10:48] Raido
    Aharen-san's voice is so quiet that I keep
    missing things, which is tough...
[10:53] Raido
    Is there a way around this?
[10:59] Sign
    Simple!
[10:59] Sign
    Beginner's Guide to
    Lipreading
[10:59] Raido
    Learning to decode movements of the mouth...
[11:01] Raido
    Lipreading.
[11:03] Raido
    If I can master this, I'll be able to talk
    to her no matter how quiet she's being.
[11:08] Raido
    And so... I need to practice
    with you, little sis.
[11:12] Sister
    Ugh, so annoying.
[11:15] Sister
    Fine, let's get started.
[11:16] Sister
    You're a dumb brother!
[11:18] Raido
    Euro done braider?
[11:20] Sister
    Squid, octopus, tentacles. What a loser.
[11:22] Raido
    Skid onto pus tent a cool... Water luger?
[11:26] BG Chatter
    Good morning.
[11:32] Raido
    Okay, I've mastered lipreading.
[11:35] Raido
    Try saying something.
[11:50] Raido
    Her lips are barely moving, huh?
[11:57] Raido
    There must be another way...
[12:06] Raido
    That's it!
[12:10] Raido
    When you need to talk to me,
[12:12] Raido
    write a note on a slip of paper
    and throw it my way.
[12:19] Sign
    Hello
[12:21] Raido
    Okay, this is working.
    Keep it up, Aharen-san.
[12:34] Raido
    You know what, Aharen-san?
    Let's stop.
[12:40] Raido
    Wait...
[12:42] Raido
    When she grabbed me,
    I could hear her pretty clearly.
[12:46] Raido
    Was it because she was close?
[12:49] Raido
    No!
[12:50] Raido
    What if it was bone conduction?
[12:53] Raido
    I've got it, Aharen-san. Bone conduction!
[12:56] Raido
    Let's try that next.
[12:59] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[13:01] Raido
    Good morning, Aha—
[13:03] Raido
    You forgot—
[13:05] Raido
    Lunch—
[13:08] Raido
    No dice. This is making my ears ring,
     not helping me hear.
[13:14] Raido
    I won't give up though, Aharen-san!
[13:20] Raido
    I should try some other options.
[13:24] Raido
    I'm heading to school.
[13:25] Sister
    Nii-chan?!
[13:27] Case sign
    Morse Code
SIGN    Entry-Level
     Telepathy
[13:28] Sister
    What gives? You're taking all that to school?
[13:34] Raido
    Telepathy.
[13:36] Raido
    Carrier pigeons.
[13:38] Raido
    Morse code.
[13:40] Raido
    Hand signals.
[13:42] Raido
    Arrow messages.
[13:45] Raido
    Smoke signals.
[13:49] Raido
    I'm out of ideas, huh?
[13:54] Aharen
    I'm sorry.
[13:57] Aharen
    You've been trying all kinds
    of things for me. Thank you.
[14:01] Aharen
    But it doesn't look like
    anything worked... I'm sorry.
[14:06] Raido
    No, I should be the one apologizing.
[14:09] Raido
    You seem to want to talk
    to me a lot, Aharen-san.
[14:13] Raido
    And I feel bad for not always
    being able to hear you.
[14:19] Aharen
    No, it's okay.
[14:23] Aharen
    Thank you.
[14:25] Raido
    And I'm sorry for making you push yourself.
[14:28] Aharen
    Push myself?
[14:29] Raido
    I mean, you're talking louder
    than usual, aren't you?
[14:33] Aharen
    Not really. This is how I always talk.
[14:36] Aharen
    I'm not being any louder.
[14:42] Raido
    I-If you say so.
[14:50] Raido
    Going home together's become
    part of our routine, huh?
[14:54] Raido
    What was that earlier, though?
[14:58] Raido
    A 10-yen coin and a 50-yen coin!
[15:01] Young Man A
    Aw, man...
[15:02] Young Man B
    What're you doing?
[15:04] Young Man B
    Seriously.
[15:05] Raido
    Is my hearing getting better?
[15:08] Raido
    I see.
[15:09] Raido
    Talking with Aharen-san has made me
    sensitive to even the softest sounds...
[15:22] Raido
    Does she really need to crawl all over it?
[15:25] Raido
    Maybe she wants that plushie.
[15:28] Raido
    Okay!
[15:29] Raido
    I'll nab one.
[15:58] Raido
    M-Maybe we should go, Aharen-san...
[16:02] Raido
    W-We did play a lot, so...
[16:05] Raido
    Aharen-san?
[16:08] Raido
    Starting with 500 yen?!
[16:11] Raido
    She's really set on getting one.
[16:13] Raido
    But she can't really see from above...
[16:21] Raido
    A stool?
[16:24] Raido
    Is Aharen-san a regular around here?
[16:30] Raido
    Crane games require really
    precise spatial awareness.
[16:35] Raido
    Isn't this hard for her
    with distance judgment issues?
[16:40] Raido
    First try!
[16:43] Raido
    Congratulations. That was impressive.
[16:45] Raido
    Aharen-san's good at this.
[16:48] Raido
    Wait!
[16:50] Raido
    She was doing that to gauge its position.
[16:54] Raido
    But she got one on her first try.
    She's got extra credits left.
[16:59] Raido
    I wonder where she'll go next...
[17:02] Raido
    The same one, huh?
[17:19] SFX Sign
    S
[17:19] SFX Sign
    N
[17:19] SFX Sign
    U
[17:19] SFX Sign
    G
[17:20] Raido
    Isn't that a little excessive?
[17:22] Raido
    And it's all the same one.
[17:25] Raido
    Well, now that you've caught a bunch,
    why don't we head home, Aharen-san?
[17:36] Raido
    Does she still want more?
[17:38] Raido
    Is she after every prize in the joint?
[17:40] Raido
    What a terror!
[17:43] Raido
    For me?
[17:44] Aharen
    You seemed to want it, Raido-kun.
[17:48] Raido
    She wasn't after them for her, then.
[17:52] Aharen
    And you did a lot for me today...
    I wanted to thank you.
[18:00] Raido
    Thanks.
[18:02] Raido
    I wasn't expecting all of them.
[18:05] Raido
    You can have one, Aharen-san.
[18:10] Raido
    As thanks for winning them.
[18:15] Aharen
    Thank you.
[18:19] Raido
    I'm back.
[18:20] Sister
    Welcome home, Nii-chan.
[18:22] Sister
    Mom's gonna be on a business trip
    starting tomorrow, by the way.
[18:25] Raido
    Okay.
[18:27] Raido
    Where did you get those?!
[18:29] Raido
    Since you've got a bunch, can I have one?
[18:32] Raido
    No can do.
[18:33] Raido
    They were gifts, after all.
[18:34] Sister
    What?
[18:50] Raido
    This really is too close, right?
    It's like she keeps getting even closer.
[18:55] Raido
    Were you carrying that around
    with you, Aharen-san?
[19:01] Bag
    Melon Bread
[19:02] Aharen
    Where's your lunch?
[19:03] Raido
    My mom's on a business trip.
    I'll be buying mine for a while.
[19:10] Aharen
    Say, "Ahhh."
[19:12] Raido
    Nah, that's okay.
[19:16] Raido
    I get it already...
     So please, one dish at a time.
[19:32] Raido
    What kind of creature is that?
[19:35] Raido
    Oh, it's Aharen-san.
[19:39] Raido
    Are you okay? You feeling ill?
[19:49] Raido
    Hey... A-Aharen-san?
[19:52] Aharen
    I woke up early, so I'm tired...
[19:56] Raido
    Is that all? I thought she might
    be sick or something.
[20:02] Raido
    Come on. Class is about to start. Look lively.
[20:06] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[20:10] Raido
    She'll be okay.
[20:17] Raido
    I'm impressed you stayed awake.
[20:24] Raido
    She's asleep with her eyes open!
[20:28] Raido
    I guess this was inevitable.
[20:32] Raido
    It's lunch break, Aharen-san.
[20:37] Raido
    No response...
[20:39] Raido
    Guess I'll go buy some bread or something.
[20:51] Raido
    Okay, I get it,
    so please stop crawling up me!
[21:01] Raido
    What's this?
[21:05] Raido
    Lunch for me?
[21:08] Raido
    You made this?
[21:12] Aharen
    I was hoping you'd like it...
[21:15] Aharen
    so I woke up early
    and put a lot of effort into it.
[21:18] Aharen
    But then I was so tired,
    I was a bother again.
[21:23] Aharen
    I'm sorry.
[21:26] Raido
    Nah.
[21:27] Raido
    It's no big deal.
[21:30] Raido
    If you're tired, you can lean on me.
[21:33] Raido
    The lunch is good, too. Thanks.
[21:38] Aharen
    Th-Thank you...
[21:42] Aharen
    I... think I will a little...
[21:46] Raido
    G-Go for it.
[21:52] Raido
    I think this goes way beyond just "leaning."
[21:55] Raido
    Aharen-san really is impossible to predict.
[22:01] Raido
    It's so hard to tell with her...
    in more ways than one.
[23:40] Raido
    Aharen-san... uh...
[23:44] Raido
    You might wanna wake up. Class is starting.

Season 1

E2 - Are We Being Followed?

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[00:04] Raido
    Upon starting high school,
[00:06] Raido
    the first friend I made was the girl
    who sits next to me, Aharen-san.
[00:12] Raido
    There were some distance issues early on,
    which made things kind of awkward...
[00:19] Raido
    But lately, I feel like I
    understand her a little better.
[00:31] Raido
    Oh, Aharen-san.
[00:33] Raido
    Good mor...ning?
SIGN    Episode Two Are We Being Followed?
[02:19] Raido
    What the heck happened to Aharen-san?
[02:23] Raido
    Was she... in a fight?
[02:27] Raido
    Did she get ambushed by guys
    from another school on her way here?!
[02:32] Raido
    She's even closer than normal...
[02:34] Raido
    Am I next?
[02:42] Aharen
    I'm sorry. Are you okay?
[02:46] Raido
    Oh, I'm okay. It didn't hurt.
[02:50] Raido
    But what happened to you?
[02:52] Aharen
    I got something in my eye.
[02:54] Aharen
    And since I had one eye shut,
    it was hard to gauge distances...
[03:02] Raido
    So no street brawl with punks, then.
[03:06] Raido
    I've got some eye drops. Help yourself.
[03:08] Raido
    Can you put them in yourself?
[03:16] Raido
    Okay, Aharen-san, let me do it.
[03:19] Raido
    Before it's all gone.
[03:22] Aharen
    Sorry. I'm no good with eye drops.
[03:25] Raido
    I get you. Go ahead and sit down.
[03:32] Raido
    Okay, here we go.
[03:37] Raido
    Um, Aharen-san...
[03:39] Raido
    Open your eye.
[03:42] Raido
    Pardon me.
[03:51] Raido
    Hold still now, Aharen-san.
[03:54] Raido
    Is she scared of the eye drops?
[03:58] Raido
    This calls for desperate measures.
[04:00] Aharen
    Squish...
[04:02] Raido
    Don't move now, Aharen-san.
[04:04] Raido
    I should get the dropper
    as close as possible...
[04:07] Raido
    And squeeze it at the absolute last second.
[04:10] Raido
    But I've gotta be careful not
    to actually touch her eye...
[04:13] Aharen
    Um... could you hurry it up, please?
[04:17] Raido
    Oh, sorry.
[04:28] Raido
    Well? Did that get it out?
[04:32] Raido
    Hmm? What'd you say?
[04:34] Aharen
    Um, it's kind of embarrassing...
    to have your face so close.
[04:41] Raido
    Oh! Sorry.
[04:44] Raido
    She normally gets plenty
    close herself, though.
[04:47] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[04:49] Raido
    You want to thank me?
[04:52] Raido
    Don't sweat it. It was no big deal.
[04:54] Raido
    I'm good for lunch.
[04:59] Raido
    I think I got something in my eye...
[05:07] Aharen
    Let me return the favor for you.
[05:12] Raido
    Okay. Just be gentle.
[05:21] Raido
    Uh... could we maybe not do this instead?
[05:37] Raido
    Aharen-san.
[05:40] Raido
    Wake up. We've gotta
    switch rooms for the next class.
[05:50] Raido
    Am I just imagining things?
[05:54] Raido
    You don't need to pull, Aharen-san.
[05:57] Raido
    We won't be late, even if we walk normally.
[06:05] Raido
    Is someone following us?
[06:07] Raido
    I feel like I'm being watched lately...
[06:10] Raido
    Could it be... a hitman?!
[06:13] Raido
    No way. Have I ever done anything to make
    someone hold that kind of grudge against me?
[06:20] (Flashback) Raido
    Surefire Raido Shot!
[06:24] (Flashback) Raido
    Oh, crap...
[06:26] (Flashback) Raido
    Man, I'm already stuffed.
    I'll just leave the bread in this desk.
[06:30] (Flashback) Sister
    That was my pudding!
[06:33] (Flashback) Sister
    You're awful, Nii-chan!
[06:36] Raido
    I can't believe I'm such a monster.
[06:56] Raido
    Well... since yesterday, I've had
     the feeling someone's watching me.
[07:11] Raido
    A-Aharen-san...
[07:14] Raido
    Yeah! It's okay. I feel better now.
[07:16] Raido
    S-So you can...
[07:18] Raido
    That can't just be my imagination!
[07:23] Raido
    She's way bigger than me!
[07:25] Raido
    And ready to strike!
[07:27] Raido
    No good! I'm done for!
[07:36] Aharen
    Oshiro-san...
[07:39] Raido
    You know her?
[07:42] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[07:48] Oshiro
    It's okay now. I've calmed down.
[07:52] Raido
    So, why were you—
[07:55] Aharen
    There, there. He's not scary.
[07:57] Raido
    Talk about high strung...
[07:58] Oshiro
    R-Reina-chan...
[08:01] Oshiro
    I mean, p-please stop trying
     to menace Aharen-san!
[08:04] Oshiro
    She's so small and cute that bad guys
    will obviously try and prey on her!
[08:09] Oshiro
    A-And as her childhood friend,
    it's my job to protect her!
[08:15] Raido
    So she's watching over you.
[08:18] Oshiro
    In elementary and middle school,
    I was always there to protect Reina-chan...
[08:24] Raido
    So she's a stalker, huh?
[08:26] Oshiro
    But I've been so scared of you...
    that I couldn't bring myself to step in!
[08:31] Oshiro
    So scared of you...
    scared... scared... scared...
[08:32] Sign
    SCARED
[08:32] Sign
    SCARED
[08:33] Sign
    SCARED
[08:34] Sign
    SCARED
[08:35] Aharen
    There, there. You're not scary.
[08:37] Oshiro
    Don't, Reina-chan!
[08:39] Oshiro
    You can't get near bad guys like him!
[08:43] Aharen
    Raido-kun's not scary.
    And he's not a bad guy.
[08:48] Oshiro
    I-I-I'm... I'm sorry.
[08:51] Oshiro
    But... now that he's
    entrapped you this much...
[08:54] Raido
    Entrapped?
[08:56] Oshiro
    I'll just have to... I'll just have to...
[09:00] Raido
    You'll just have to what?
[09:03] Oshiro
    I-I'll have to maintain a safe distance
[09:05] Oshiro
    while continuing to keep watch from afar!
[09:25] Raido
    This is rough in its own way.
[09:38] Raido
    Good morning, Aharen-san.
[09:41] Raido
    You sick?
[09:45] Raido
    Are you gonna be okay?
    Make sure to take it easy.
[09:53] Raido
    What is it? What's wrong, Aharen-san?
[10:04] Raido
    I can't even hear you this close now.
[10:07] Raido
    Did the cold mess your throat up?
[10:15] Raido
    I'm sorry, Aharen-san. Class is starting,
    so we'd better settle down.
[10:20] Math Teacher
    Okay, let's continue where
    we left off yesterday.
[10:27] Raido
    I wonder what was up
    with Aharen-san just now.
[10:30] Raido
    She was suddenly a lot
    more energetic than usual...
[10:34] Raido
    Of course!
[10:35] Raido
    She's feeling motivated.
[10:37] Raido
    Aharen-san must be all fired up today.
[10:42] Raido
    Okay, in that case, I had better keep up!
[10:46] Math Teacher
    Who'd like to volunteer
    to come up and solve this?
[10:53] Math Teacher
    Okay, Aharen.
[11:01] Math Teacher
    Yep, that's correct.
[11:04] Math Teacher
    I'm curious... What's the drawing for?
[11:07] Raido
    Aharen-san is really on fire today.
[11:10] Raido
    She's got me beat!
[11:12] Art Teacher
    We'll be doing figure sketches today.
SIGN    Figure sketching
[11:15] Art Teacher
    Which means we're going
    to need a model... Any takers?
[11:19] Raido
    Okay, this time...
[11:24] Raido
    A-Aharen-san?
[11:27] Art Teacher
    Ah, looks like we've got two models ready to go!
[11:30] Art Teacher
    Let's have you model together, then.
[11:37] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[11:51] Teacher
    I'm going to return your tests now.
[11:53] Teacher
    Raido.
[11:54] Raido
    Coming.
SIGN    Because we're friends
[11:59] Teacher (2)
    This will be our topic of discussion for the day.
[12:02] Teacher (2)
    Raido.
[12:03] Raido
    Right.
SIGN    Because we're friends
    
    I've changed as a person.
    But even so, it isn't always
    obvious when viewed
    from the outside.
[12:05] Raido
    I believe there are things
[12:06] Raido
    that are hard to tell someone
    because they're your friend.
[12:09] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[12:15] Raido
    Okay, ready to head home?
[12:18] Raido
    You're even fired up about
     walking home, huh, Aharen-san?
[12:28] Raido
    Uh, it's really hard to walk like this...
[12:31] Raido
    Can't you walk next to me?
[12:35] Raido
    I see.
[12:37] Raido
    Aharen-san's seemed kind of different today.
[12:41] Raido
    She's been standing in front of me,
    trying to get my attention...
[12:46] Raido
    Could it be that she wants me
    to notice something?
[12:58] Raido
    I get it now, Aharen-san.
[13:00] Raido
    I'm sorry that it took me all day to notice.
[13:05] Raido
    Aharen-san...
[13:07] Raido
    You cut your hair, didn't you?
[13:18] Raido
    What's wrong, Aharen-san?
[13:23] Raido
    I'm back.
[13:24] Sister
    Welcome home, Nii-chan.
[13:27] Raido
    What was up with Aharen-san today?
[13:30] Raido
    If she didn't cut her hair, then...
[13:35] Sister
    Nii-chan, your fly's open! You perv!
[13:42] Raido
    Is that what Aharen-san
    was trying to tell me...?
[13:47] Sister
    Uh... Whoa, sorry.
    I didn't think you'd take it so hard.
[14:11] Oshiro
    I guess Raido-kun isn't here today.
[14:15] Oshiro
    Which means...
[14:17] Oshiro
    I can look after Reina-chan
    as much as I want!
[14:21] Oshiro
    I always used to sit next to her...
[14:29] Oshiro
    I can't help noticing it doesn't
    look like she's heading home,
[14:32] Oshiro
    even though class is over.
[14:37] Oshiro
    I know! I bet she forgot her umbrella.
[14:43] Oshiro
    There!
[14:50] Oshiro
    Use mine, Reina-chan!
[15:01] Oshiro
    It's not a bomb, Reina-chan!
[15:05] Oshiro
    Yes! Take it!
[15:08] Oshiro
    No one lost it, Reina-chan!
[15:16] Oshiro
    The teacher gave my umbrella back...
[15:19] Oshiro
    But how do I get Reina-chan to use it?
[15:23] Oshiro
    Huh? She's gone... Is she in the bathroom?
[15:28] Oshiro
    This is my chance to leave it on her desk.
[15:37] Banners [doubled on both sides]
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[15:37] Banners [doubled on both sides]
    Rest in Peace
[15:37] Banners [doubled on both sides]
    Rest in Peace
[15:38] Oshiro
    It's not a cursed umbrella that
    comes back no matter what you do!
[15:42] Lock sign
    Seal
[15:43] Lock sign
    Seal
[15:44] Oshiro
    My umbrella!
[15:46] Oshiro
    What do I do?! Now I can't go home either!
[16:00] Oshiro
    She noticed me! I bet she's mad
    and thinks I was pranking her!
[16:04] Oshiro
    She's coming after me!
[16:07] Oshiro
    She's really slow, though.
[16:10] Oshiro
    But...
[16:12] Oshiro
    Little by little!
[16:14] Oshiro
    I'm being cornered!
[16:17] Oshiro
    What do I do?! There's nowhere to run now!
[16:21] Oshiro
    I know! I can hide on the roof!
[16:26] Oshiro
    Huh?! It's locked!
[16:47] Oshiro
    Sh-She's gonna yell at me!
[17:03] Oshiro
    S-So you had an umbrella, huh, Reina-chan?
[17:08] Oshiro
    I was trying to give you mine.
    I'm sorry I got scared and ran off.
[17:14] Oshiro
    And... I'm sorry you
    have to hold it so high.
[17:17] Oshiro
    Are you okay? Is your arm tired?
[17:23] Aharen
    I'm good.
[17:24] Oshiro
    She really doesn't seem like it!
[17:27] Oshiro
    U-Um, I can hold it.
[17:30] Oshiro
    You'll stay drier this way.
[17:36] Oshiro
    S-Sorry, Reina-chan.
    I guess it's too high up with me.
[17:42] Oshiro
    I guess we'll just have to wait
    for the rain to ease up.
[17:53] Oshiro
    Are you cold, Reina-chan?
    I'm sorry I got you wet!
[17:57] Oshiro
    This is my spare sweater. Put it on.
[18:05] Oshiro
    I-It's kinda big, huh? I'm sorry.
[18:13] Oshiro
    I-Is she mad? Is this going to be like before?!
[18:17] Oshiro
    Corporal punishment?!
[18:25] Aharen
    Thank you.
[18:29] Oshiro
    But you got wet because of me...
[18:32] Aharen
    You let me borrow your sweater.
[18:36] Aharen
    And I'm always grateful.
[18:39] Aharen
    Thanks for always walking home with us.
[18:48] Aharen
    You're usually too far away to hear me.
    I finally got to thank you.
[18:55] Aharen
    I appreciate it.
[18:58] Oshiro
    Reina-chan...
[19:01] Oshiro
    Oh no! Don't tell me...
[19:04] Oshiro
    She actually knew I was
    following her on the way home?!
[19:15] Aharen
    The rain's stopped.
[19:25] Ishikawa
    Hey, Raido.
[19:26] Ishikawa
    You took yesterday off. What happened?
[19:29] Raido
    Oh, my heart was just
    feeling a little creaky.
[19:36] Banners [doubled on both sides]
    Rest in Peace
[19:36] Banners [doubled on both sides]
    Rest in Peace
[19:36] Lock sign
    Seal
[19:41] Raido
    What in the world...?
[19:55] Raido
    She's being even more
    cautious than usual, huh?
[21:37] Raido
    Okay, you'll be black, Aharen-san.
    First move's yours.
[21:43] Raido
    Sorry, Aharen-san.
    I'm actually a Reversi super pro.
[21:50] Raido
    You're facing the Raido family's
    undefeated ten-time champion.
[21:54] Raido
    I've never lost to my sister once.
    I always leave her crying.
[21:59] Raido
    As much as I'd like to show mercy, this is war.
[22:04] Raido
    So I'm sorry, Aharen-san,
    but I'm going to give this all I've got!
[22:10] Raido
    What is this aura?!
[22:13] Raido
    Is Aharen-san a pro too?!
[22:16] Raido
    Was that a divine move?!
[22:25] Raido
    She sucks!
[22:27] Raido
    How weird. She definitely had
    the aura of a champion...
[22:33] Raido
    Wait, don't tell me...
[22:35] Raido
    Aharen-san, were you holding back?
[22:39] Raido
    You're a terrible liar, Aharen-san.
[22:43] Raido
    Why did you hold back?
[22:47] Aharen
    I like this game a lot.
[22:51] Aharen
    And when I get serious,
    I get tunnel vision...
[22:55] Aharen
    So I tend to hold back out of habit.
[23:00] Raido
    Aharen-san, I...
[23:03] Raido
    I'd rather lose than have you let me win!
[23:07] Raido
    This is supposed to be a contest.
[23:09] Raido
    I want you to come at me
    with everything you've got.
[23:13] Raido
    I want to fight you
    when you're being serious!
[23:19] Aharen
    Are you sure?
[23:22] Raido
    I am, Aharen-san.
[23:25] Raido
    Come on. This time,
    don't show me any mercy.
[23:29] Raido
    Let's go!
[23:46] Raido
    What a shame.
    Looks like we're out of time.
[23:49] Raido
    We'll have to call it a draw for now...

Season 1

E3 - We're Changing Seats, Huh?

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[00:02] Raido
    I feel like my hair's gotten kind of long.
[00:13] Raido
    What the heck happened to you, Aharen-san?
[01:50] Raido
    What in the world made her
    hair stand on end like that?
[01:56] Raido
    Don't tell me...
[01:58] Raido
    She's hardcore into death metal?!
[02:04] Raido
    Aharen-san, no!
    Headbanging can injure your neck!
[02:09] Raido
    Death metal is the embodiment
    dissatisfaction with society.
[02:09] Sign
    Ah
[02:09] Sign
    Kill
[02:12] Raido
    Getting into is a sign of frustration
    with the status quo.
[02:16] Raido
    Which means...
SIGN    Episode Three We're Changing Seats, Huh?
[02:23] Raido
    Aharen-san.
[02:25] Raido
    If something's bothering you,
    do you want to talk about it?
[02:30] Aharen
    Well, I had really bad bedhead
     this morning, and this...
[02:39] Aharen
    I tried to fix it myself...
    but it didn't go well.
[02:44] Raido
    Is that all?
[02:47] Raido
    Then let's fix it later.
[02:50] ---
    Shared Locker Room
[02:55] Raido
    I made it worse, huh?
[02:58] Raido
    If one of the guidance counselors sees this...
[03:02] Raido
    they'll shave her head!
[03:05] Raido
    There's gotta be something I can do...
[03:07] Raido
    I know!
[03:14] Oshiro
    H-He found me!
[03:16] Raido
    Wait a second!
[03:18] Raido
    We need your help!
[03:32] Oshiro
    You have bedhead...?
[03:35] Oshiro
    Okay, I'll see if I can fix it.
[03:37] Oshiro
    Let me get ready.
[03:44] Raido
    Kinda serious about this, huh?
[03:48] Raido
    Oh? Oshiro-san, your house is a hair salon,
[03:51] Raido
    and Aharen-san used to go there?
[03:54] Raido
    This should work fine, then.
[03:56] Oshiro
    I'm going to give you a cut for
    a slightly different style, okay?
[04:01] Oshiro
    Here goes.
[04:08] Raido
    Isn't that a bit much?
[04:14] Raido
    That's not slightly different!
[04:17] Raido
    Wait, Oshiro-san...
[04:19] Oshiro
    If Reina-chan has a weird haircut,
[04:22] Oshiro
    then that filthy pest
    will leave her alone!
[04:26] Raido
    She's laughing!
[04:28] Raido
    I'm sure of it.
[04:30] Raido
    Run for it, Aharen-san! If you don't...
[04:37] Raido
    That's a pretty nice haircut, huh?
[04:40] Oshiro
    What do you think?
[04:42] Raido
    Thank you, Oshiro-san.
[04:45] Raido
    I haven't cut Reina-chan's
    hair in a long time,
[04:48] Raido
    so it was nice.
[04:51] Aharen
    I'm going to the bathroom.
[04:57] Oshiro
    If you want...
[04:59] Oshiro
    I-I can cut yours, too, Raido-kun.
[05:05] Raido
    I could save the cash my parents
    give me for a haircut...
[05:08] Raido
    for me!
[05:10] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[05:11] Oshiro
    Okay, I'm going to get started.
[05:13] Raido
    I leave it to you.
[05:15] Raido
    Bloodlust?!
[05:20] Raido
    Wait... Is Oshiro-san...
[05:23] Raido
    gonna shave me bald?!
[05:25] Oshiro
    A-All done.
[05:27] Raido
    It's perfect. Thank you.
[05:30] Raido
    I'm sorry.
[05:31] Raido
    I sorta thought you were so jealous of me
[05:34] Raido
    that you might shave me bald.
[05:36] Oshiro
    Well, I am jealous of you,
    and I was thinking about shaving your head...
[05:41] Oshiro
    But I don't want Reina-chan
    to get mad at me, so I didn't.
[05:47] Raido
    Well, I'm very glad that
    you didn't. Thank you.
[05:55] Reina
    Thank you.
[05:56] Reina
    Do you want to eat lunch with us?
    You can have some of mine as thanks.
[06:02] Oshiro
    Thank you, Reina-chan!
[06:11] Raido
    Meatballs for lunch?
[06:13] Aharen
    Here.
[06:15] Aharen
    Thank you. This is for you.
[06:24] Raido
    That's not gonna reach.
[06:26] Oshiro
    I'm still too embarrassed!
[06:33] Raido
    Your lunch always look so good.
[06:36] Raido
    I'm really impressed
    that you make it every day.
[06:38] Aharen
    Thanks.
[06:40] Raido
    The hair problem's been solved.
    But with the way she's acting...
[06:46] Raido
    I think Aharen-san still might
    be stressed out over something.
[06:51] Raido
    Aharen-san, is there
    anything else bothering you?
[06:54] Aharen
    Ow.
[06:55] Raido
    What's wrong?
[06:56] Aharen
    My hands are all dried out...
[07:00] Aharen
    And it's not just my hands.
[07:03] Aharen
    My lips are, too.
[07:06] Aharen
    Could you take care of it for me?
[07:10] Raido
    Lip balm?
[07:12] Aharen
    My lips are cracked, so I'd appreciate it.
[07:16] Raido
    But... couldn't you apply it yourself?
[07:20] Aharen
    Let's try.
[07:25] Raido
    Not great at judging distances
    when it comes to her face, huh?
[07:29] Raido
    Okay, stop right there. I'll do it.
[07:34] Raido
    Pardon me...
[07:37] Raido
    I see cracks on the edge of your mouth, too.
[07:39] Raido
    And some here.
[07:42] Raido
    I'll get those as well.
[07:43] Raido
    Here, too...
[07:46] Raido
    That oughta cover it, I think.
[07:48] Raido
    No! Bad job!
[07:50] Raido
    What now? Has putting lip balm on
    always been this hard?
[07:56] Raido
    At this rate, Aharen-san's
    going to be cracking all over!
[08:01] Oshiro
    Um...
[08:03] Oshiro
    Let me take care of it.
[08:04] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[08:05] Oshiro
    Before we apply the lip balm,
[08:09] Oshiro
    let's use some toner and moisturizer.
[08:12] Oshiro
    And then the lips...
[08:15] Aharen
    Thank you.
[08:17] Raido
    As good a job as ever, huh?
[08:19] Oshiro
    I-It was nothing.
[08:22] Oshiro
    Um, is it okay if I tidy up your eyebrows?
[08:28] Oshiro
    Your eyelashes could use
    a bit of a curling, too.
[08:32] Oshiro
    Since you seem stiff,
    let's stretch you out.
[08:35] Oshiro
    And a massage to help
    your lymphatic system...
[08:38] Oshiro
    Plus a little foot care.
[08:41] Raido
    She's getting the full course, huh?
[08:44] Oshiro
    A-All done.
[08:47] Raido
    Do you happen to have any hand cream?
[08:50] Raido
    Hers were pretty dried out.
[08:52] Oshiro
    I forgot!
[08:54] Oshiro
    Here. You can put this on yourself, right?
[09:12] Oshiro
    I used too much, so you two can have some.
[09:17] Oshiro
    O-Oh...
[09:20] Oshiro
    Reina-chan! Thank you.
[09:27] Raido
    She's looking perfect now, but...
[09:30] Raido
    Is there anything else bothering you?
[09:32] Aharen
    Thanks for asking.
[09:34] Aharen
    Can I see your notes
    from the last lesson?
[09:39] Raido
    Sure.
[09:42] Raido
    The person in front of me is so tall
    that I can't see the chalkboard.
[09:48] Raido
    I get it! She was doing that
    in an attempt to see the board.
[09:53] Raido
    The guy in front of her...
[09:55] Raido
    He's been working out for the baseball team
[09:58] Raido
    and getting bigger and bigger as a result.
[10:01] Raido
    I'm glad. I was worried something was wrong...
[10:05] Raido
    Wait.
[10:07] Raido
    Not being able to see the board
    must be rough. Let me help out.
[10:11] Aharen
    Thank you.
[10:13] Raido
    First off...
[10:19] Raido
    I stacked some extra desks
    to get you more height.
[10:23] Raido
    You can see better now, right?
[10:28] Raido
    You're too scared to concentrate now?
[10:31] Raido
    You're afraid of heights?! Sorry!
[10:39] Raido
    Sorry, Aharen-san...
    My arms have about had it...
[10:44] Raido
    This lets you see the board,
    but it isn't good for taking notes.
[10:48] Raido
    Sorry. Now I can't see.
[11:01] Raido
    This ended up being the best option, huh?
[11:04] Raido
    Plus, you can copy my notes easily.
[11:07] Aharen
    Thank you, Raido-kun.
[11:10] Aharen
    Whenever I have trouble seeing the board,
    is it okay if I come sit by you?
[11:14] Raido
    Sure. Anytime.
[11:16] Sign
    Drawing new homeroom seats
[11:17] Miyahira
    Next week, we'll be moving seats in homeroom.
[11:21] Raido
    That's great, Aharen-san.
[11:24] Raido
    As long as you're not
    behind someone big again,
[11:27] Raido
    you'll be able to see the board.
[11:32] Raido
    This is for the best. I know that.
[11:36] Raido
    We might not be able to talk
    as much as we have been
[11:41] Raido
    once we change seats...
[11:43] Raido
    But that's fine.
    No one stays around forever.
[11:48] Raido
    So I need to treasure this time
    I have left sitting next to Aharen-san!
[11:56] Raido
    For one last week before we move...
[12:00] Raido
    What can I do for her?
[12:07] Gym Teacher
    We're playing softball for P.E. today.
[12:09] Gym Teacher
    It'll be a co-ed game.
[12:11] Gym Teacher
    Let's start with warm-ups.
[12:14] Raido
    Excuse me. My usual partner
    is out today, so I'm on my own...
[12:19] Gym Teacher
    That works out. One of the girls
    was left hanging, too.
[12:25] Raido
    Let's stretch, Aharen-san.
[12:32] Raido
    It'll be harder to help Aharen-san out
    like I have been once we change seats.
[12:38] Raido
    I'll make sure she gets a good stretch
    for the health benefits.
[12:47] Raido
    You okay?
[12:48] Aharen
    I'm okay.
[12:50] Raido
    Are you really, though?
    I hear an awful lot of cracking.
[12:54] Aharen
    Harder, please.
[12:56] Raido
    Is that just how your body is?
[12:58] Raido
    Are you sure you want me to push harder?
[13:00] Raido
    Seriously, are you okay?
[13:07] Gym Teacher
    Okay, that's enough warm-up.
[13:11] Gym Teacher
    We'll start the game now. Gather around.
[13:17] Raido
    Just how flexible are you, Aharen-san?!
[13:26] Raido
    The score's tied, and it's the final inning.
[13:28] Raido
    I'm pitching with two outs
    and the bases loaded.
[13:31] Raido
    And batting is...
[13:33] Raido
    Aharen-san!
[13:38] Raido
    That's the infamous batting
    "scales" stance!
[13:42] Aharen
    This is way more comfortable.
[13:45] Raido
    This is a serious showdown.
[13:48] Raido
    Sorry, but I'm not holding back, Aharen-san!
[13:56] Gym Teacher
    Ball!
[13:58] Raido
    The umpire is being pretty strict, huh?
[14:02] Gym Teacher
    Ball.
[14:06] Raido
    The strike zone is from the batter's
    armpit down to their knee...
[14:11] Raido
    Hers is kinda small, huh?
[14:15] Raido
    Aharen-san is calling a home run?!
[14:17] Aharen
    My arm itches.
[14:23] Raido
    Don't lower your stance, Aharen-san!
[14:26] Raido
    That gives me even less room to work with!
[14:29] Raido
    But for her to go that deep...
    It shows how serious she is.
[14:35] Aharen
    This heat is making me droopy...
[14:38] Raido
    If this is the last thing I can do
    for her before we change seats...
[14:42] Raido
    I need to respond to her ardor in kind!
[14:49] Raido
    Game on, Aharen-san!
[14:54] Gym Teacher
    Ball!
[15:00] Gym Teacher
    Ball! That's ball four.
[15:08] Crowd
    Wow! That was great!
[15:13] Sign
    Home Ec
[15:14] Home Ec Teacher
    Today I want you to prepare
    a meal of your choice.
[15:16] Home Ec Teacher
    Decide the menu among
    your groups and get cooking.
[15:20] Raido
    I don't know a thing about cooking.
[15:22] Raido
    The rest of our group is
    Ishikawa and Sato-san...
[15:28] Raido
    I have no idea how good they are either.
[15:31] Raido
    But we'll be okay, because...
[15:35] Raido
    we've got the expert chef
    Aharen-san in our group.
[15:39] Home Ec Teacher
    Go ahead and begin.
[15:42] Raido
    Okay, I'm counting on you, Aharen-san!
[15:45] Raido
    Huh, that's probably a bad sign.
[15:48] Raido
    She's too worn out from P.E. to move.
[15:52] Raido
    This means I'll just have to...
[15:55] Raido
    make something for Aharen-san
    so she'll have the energy to cook!
[16:01] Raido
    If I can't fix plenty to feed her,
[16:03] Raido
    I won't be able to feast on her cooking!
[16:07] Raido
    Before we change seats,
    this is my chance to pay Aharen-san back
[16:12] Raido
    for all the lunches she's shared with me!
[16:18] Raido
    Going hard on something new
    totally tapped me out, too...
[16:23] Raido
    I wish I could've had Aharen-san's
    meatballs... one last time...
[16:32] Aharen
    Thanks, Raido-kun. I've got it from here.
[16:38] Aharen
    Aharen-san... She ate all of my cooking.
[16:42] Raido
    It's in your hands now...
[16:54] Home Ec Teacher
    Even without any meat,
    this is an impressive job.
[16:57] Home Ec Teacher
    You pass!
[17:00] Ishikawa
    Great work, Raido, Aharen-san.
[17:03] Ishikawa
    Let's dig in now.
[17:06] Raido
    A-And fast...
[17:08] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[17:17] Aharen
    I wanted you to have some
    of my meatballs, Raido-kun...
[17:21] Aharen
    But there was no meat, so we couldn't
    make them during home ec.
[17:26] Aharen
    I appreciate the food, Raido-kun. Here.
[17:30] Raido
    Thank you. Don't mind if I do.
[17:40] Raido
    Um... I'm kinda stuffed
    since we ate during home ec...
[17:45] Raido
    Could you please stop?
[17:47] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[17:51] Raido
    What's wrong, Aharen-san?
[17:56] Aharen
    Actually, I was hoping to ask a favor...
[18:02] Raido
    What the heck's gotten into Aharen-san?
[18:05] Raido
    She wants me to record these weird moves?
[18:08] Raido
    Wait... is this like a U-Tube thing?
[18:10] Raido
    Is Aharen-san recording this
    because she wants to become a U-Tuber?
[18:15] Sign
    17 Views
[18:15] Raido
    I understand the desire to become famous,
    but U-Tube is a harsh mistress.
[18:21] Aharen
    Thanks for recording for me.
[18:26] Raido
    Wait... Could it be, Aharen-san?
[18:32] Raido
    That's her serious face!
[18:36] Raido
    Aharen-san... you've found a dream, huh?
[18:40] Raido
    In that case, I shan't deter you.
[18:42] Raido
    Before we change seats,
    if this is the last thing I can do for you...
[18:47] Aharen
    Why are you crying?
[18:50] Raido
    I want to encourage your dream!
[18:53] Raido
    I'll help any way I can, okay?
[18:57] Raido
    From now on, my dream is making sure
    Aharen-san's dream comes true!
[19:01] Aharen
    Really?
[19:02] Raido
    Yeah. You name it.
[19:06] Raido
    We're rehearsing together?
[19:07] Aharen
    It's easier to learn the choreography
    with two people.
[19:12] Raido
    Aharen-san wants me
    to become a U-Tuber, too!
[19:16] Raido
    Me, a celebrity?
[19:19] Raido
    It takes a lot of hard work to make
    a career out of something you enjoy.
[19:23] Raido
    But still...
[19:25] Raido
    I'm sure Aharen-san and I can pull it off!
[19:29] Raido
    No sense fighting it. Time to go all in!
[19:33] Raido
    Let's do a good job.
[19:35] Aharen
    Thanks.
[19:39] Raido
    If we keep working together on content,
[19:43] Raido
    we'll be able to keep hanging out
    after we've changed seats.
[19:47] Raido
    The two of us working hard
    to become U-Tubers...
[19:50] Raido
    It's as good a way to spend my youth as any.
[19:53] Raido
    And eventually, we'll be Japan's...
[19:55] Raido
    No, we'll be the world's
    most famous U-Tubers!
[20:01] Sign
    weird dance
[20:01] Raido
    We'll entertain people
    and enrich lives the globe over!
[20:07] Raido
    Nailed it.
[20:09] Raido
    This'll be our last dance
    before changing seats.
[20:14] Raido
    Okay, I think that does it.
    Looks like the footage came out nicely.
[20:18] Aharen
    You were a huge help. Thank you.
[20:21] Raido
    Don't be silly. We're just getting started.
[20:26] Raido
    The whole world is just waiting
    for me and Aharen-san!
[20:35] Miyahira
    Okay, ladies,
[20:38] Miyahira
    it's time for the original dances
    you were assigned last week.
[20:42] Miyahira
    First up will be...
[20:49] Miyahira
    Okay then!
[20:52] Miyahira
    It was very weird, but very nicely done!
[20:55] Miyahira
    You pass.
[20:57] Raido
    It was just for class, huh?
[21:04] Raido
    This is the first video of Aharen-san and I
    dancing that we uploaded yesterday.
[21:08] Raido
    The views could start climbing anytime now.
[21:12] Sign
    weird dance
[21:13] Raido
    It could be going crazy viral.
[21:15] ---
    We Tried a Weird Dance
[21:19] Sign
    Drawing new homeroom seats
[21:20] Raido
    This past week flew by.
[21:23] Raido
    But it's for the best.
[21:25] Raido
    Changing seats will be
    a good thing for Aharen-san.
[21:29] Raido
    And that's fine.
[21:33] Raido
    Aharen-san?
[21:37] Aharen
    I'm kind of sad about
    sitting farther away from you.
[21:43] Raido
    It's okay. Even after we move,
    I'll still show you my notes.
[21:47] Raido
    And I'm sure whoever you
    sit next to will be nice.
[21:50] Raido
    Plus, we'll still get to walk home together.
[21:55] Raido
    This is for the best...
[22:02] Raido
    It has to be!
[22:05] Miyahira
    Okay, I think that's everyone
    in their new seats.
[22:05] Sign
    Drawing new homeroom seats
[22:08] Miyahira
    I hope these work out for you all.
[22:12] Raido
    We didn't end up going anywhere, huh?
[22:16] Raido
    And Aharen-san's still got
    a tall guy in front of her.
[22:21] Raido
    Well... I'm glad we're still sitting together.

Season 1

E4 - Isn't That Overdoing It?

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[00:16] Tobaru
    Now then, let us begin.
[00:20] Tobaru
    "Days pass swiftly, spent doing
    veritable servant's work..."
[00:23] Tobaru
    Tobaru-sensei's a bit intimidating,
    but she's kinda mysterious, too, y'know?
[00:27] Tobaru
    I even heard she has health problems.
[00:30] Tobaru
    Ishikawa-san. No chatting.
[00:32] Ishikawa
    R-Right!
[00:34] Tobaru
    I'll continue...
[00:35] Tobaru
    "One must serve those held in esteem."
[00:38] Tobaru
    This prose is so beautiful,
    no matter how many times I read it...
[00:40] Tobaru
    I will brook no chit-chat interruptions.
[00:44] Tobaru
    The word "veritable" is used here
    to emphasize the feelings involved.
[00:49] Tobaru
    And the use of "esteem" indicates
    a positive sentiment.
[00:53] Tobaru
    It's an expression of emotional gravitas.
[00:59] Tobaru
    Raido-san and Aharen-san
    are flirting in class!
[01:04] Tobaru
    I should give them a warning...
[02:39] Tobaru
    Those two... They're not flirting!
SIGN    Episode Four Isn't That Overdoing It?
[02:42] Tobaru
    He's sharing the book she forgot!
[02:45] Tobaru
    Raido-san even positioned it so
    it would be easier for her to see.
[02:50] Tobaru
    A schoolboy's act of kindness
    toward a schoolgirl...
[02:55] Tobaru
    You have my veritable esteem!
    Rarely do I witness anything so worthy of it!
[02:58] Tobaru
    The sweet innocence of this
    pair of high schoolers...
[03:01] Tobaru
    It's too esteemed for me to bear!
[03:03] Ishikawa
    Sensei, are you okay?
[03:05] Tobaru
    Forgive me. I was suddenly
    struck by the gravitas...
[03:09] Tobaru
    This won't do! I must be more cautious.
[03:12] Tobaru
    My passion for classical works of romance
[03:15] Tobaru
    always gets me wound up when I see
    men and women together.
[03:19] Tobaru
    And these two in particular...
[03:21] Tobaru
    Despite their nonchalant appearance,
    I'm certain they're inextricably bound!
[03:25] Tobaru
    It's all right! I must calm myself.
    They can't possibly get any closer...
SIGN    Esteemed/Cordial
[03:31] Tobaru
    "Cordial", like "esteemed,"
    has another meaning these days.
SIGN    Esteemed/Cordial
[03:36] Tobaru
    The classical definition was different.
[03:38] Tobaru
    Does anyone know it?
[03:43] Tobaru
    They're even closer together!
[03:45] Tobaru
    She's practically on top of him now!
[03:48] Ishikawa
    Um... Sensei? Are you sure you're...?
[03:51] Tobaru
    My apologies. I just need a moment.
[03:53] Tobaru
    My heart was just...
    overwhelmed by the esteem...
[03:59] Tobaru
    And now...
[04:00] Tobaru
    Aharen-san is returning his consideration.
[04:03] Tobaru
    They're sitting so they can both see!
[04:05] Tobaru
    And they're in perfect formation as a result!
[04:07] Tobaru
    How veritably cordial!
[04:10] Tobaru
    These children are so sweet...
[04:12] Tobaru
    Esteemed and cordial!
[04:15] ---
    A profound
    emotional
    reaction
[04:16] ---
    Esteemed/Cordial
[04:16] Tobaru
    I need to focus on class
    before my heart gives out!
[04:19] Tobaru
    And... thus... th-that is why...
[04:27] Tobaru
    Wh-What's this?
[04:29] Tobaru
    The boy in front of them
    is tall enough to block the board,
[04:32] Tobaru
    hence Raido-san lifted her
    up so she could see!
[04:35] Tobaru
    And with one arm, so that he can
    continue taking notes himself!
[04:39] Tobaru
    What an act of kindness!
    It's... so esteemed...
[04:43] Tobaru
    Esteem of the year!
[04:46] Ishikawa
    Tobaru-sensei just collapsed!
[04:48] Raido
    Maybe she really is in fragile health.
[04:51] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[04:54] Raido
    Do you think Tobaru-sensei will be okay?
[05:02] Raido
    Wh-What's wrong, Aharen-san?!
[05:05] Raido
    She's not responding to me...
[05:07] Raido
    Don't tell me... it's that*!
[05:09] Raido
    Demonic possession!
[05:12] Raido
    Aharen-san's been taken over by the devil!
[05:17] Raido
    Holy water?!
[05:18] Raido
    Aharen-san is trying to cast the devil out!
[05:21] Raido
    Go ahead.
[05:26] Raido
    You okay?
[05:28] Aharen
    I was choking on some food. Thank you.
[05:34] Raido
    I need to understand what Aharen-san*
    is trying to convey faster,
[05:38] Raido
    or it could lead to real trouble.
[05:40] Raido
    But...
[05:41] Raido
    I don't think you could even
    generously describe her as "expressive."
[05:47] Raido
    Aharen-san, we have to do something.
[05:50] Raido
    Shall we practice being more expressive?
[05:54] Raido
    You can count on me.
[05:58] Raido
    Let's begin with a basic smile.
    Make the same face that I do.
[06:05] Raido
    Okay, try it.
[06:11] Raido
    That's a good start.
[06:13] Raido
    Next, we'll get your facial muscles flexible
[06:16] Raido
    so it's easier to make expressions.
[06:18] Raido
    I'm going to massage your face.
[06:24] ---
    SQUISH
[06:24] ---
    SQUISH
[06:24] Raido
    There. You feel less tense now.
[06:30] ---
    MOOSH
[06:30] ---
    MOOSH
[06:31] Raido
    Maybe a little too relaxed.
[06:33] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[06:33] Movie sign
    Advanced Screening
[06:34] Movie sign
    Love, Tanks,
    and the Bon
    Festival Dance
[06:35] Raido
    Next, we'll practice being emotionally moved.
[06:43] Usher
    Um, excuse me...
[06:46] Raido
    I'm sorry... Could you give me a minute?
[06:50] Raido
    Okay, let's keep trying new things.
[07:00] Raido
    This will be the finishing touch!
[07:03] Raido
    I challenge you to a staring contest!
[07:06] Raido
    Come on, Aharen-san!
    It's time to surpass your master!
[07:16] Raido
    That's a hilarious face...
[07:18] Raido
    But it's not enough!
[07:21] Raido
    What's wrong, Aharen-san?
    You'll need a funnier face than that!
[07:25] Raido
    A funny face?
[07:29] Raido
    You win. I give up.
    Please stop making that face.
[07:35] Raido
    Congratulations, Aharen-san.
    I have nothing more to teach you.
[07:39] Raido
    From now on, I'll be able to tell what
    you're thinking even if you don't say it.
[07:45] Raido
    Now smile!
[07:48] Raido
    Let's compare with these older pics
    to see how you've improved.
[07:56] Raido
    No change at all, huh?
[07:58] Raido
    Well, now that you've finished training,
    let's treat ourselves.
[08:03] Raido
    I should be better at reading
    Aharen-san's expressions now.
[08:08] Raido
    Let's see if I can guess
    what kind of CD she wants...
[08:12] Raido
    Here we go!
[08:14] Sign
    Japanese Rap
[08:15] Raido
    Rap?!
[08:16] Raido
    Do you listen to much rap?
[08:20] Raido
    You wanna try some?
[08:42] Raido
    Good morning, Aharen-san.
[08:45] Raido
    How was that CD?
[08:46] Raido
    Would you mind if I borrow it?
[08:56] Aharen
    I'm still so tired,
    wish I was sleeping in the dark.
[08:59] Aharen
    Got me feeling like
    taking a sit by the park.
[09:01] Aharen
    Really hoping today's test gets delayed,
[09:04] Aharen
    'cause I didn't study at all,
    in spite of what teacher said.
[09:08] Raido
    Did Aharen-san just rap?!
[09:11] Raido
    Is this because of that CD from yesterday?
[09:14] Raido
    She's a quick learner, huh?
[09:15] Raido
    I get it!
[09:17] Raido
    Rap has a strong backbone
    of personal expression.
[09:20] Raido
    Versus other music styles,
    it's really message oriented.
[09:22] Raido
    For someone like Aharen-san
    who has so much trouble finding her voice,
[09:26] Raido
    this might be perfect!
[09:28] Raido
    I've finally found the ideal way
    to communicate with Aharen-san!
[09:34] Raido
    Now I just need to respond to her rap
    with some hot rhymes of my own!
[09:39] Raido
    M-My name is R-Raido
    and I'm here to say...
[09:43] Raido
    I'm walking to school... in a major way?
[09:48] Raido
    Rap's kinda hard, huh?
[09:51] Raido
    I'd better study up for Aharen-san's sake.
[09:54] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[09:55] Raido
    Hey.
[09:56] Sister
    What?
[09:57] Raido
    You're the little sis and I'm the big bro.
[09:59] Raido
    Where's the respect, yo?
    Ain't you got none to show?
[10:01] Raido
    Gotta remember to give me my props.
[10:03] Raido
    I'mma keep at it until your dissing stops.
[10:06] Sister
    Huh? What are you doing?
[10:09] Raido
    Ma!
[10:10] Mother
    What is it?
[10:11] Raido
    What're the sides on tonight's menu?
[10:13] Raido
    If it's TBD, then I gotta choice few.
[10:15] Raido
    You know the kinda veg I like to chew?
[10:17] Raido
    Gimme that cabbage and bok choy, whoo!
[10:20] Mother
    Is that right? Okay, then.
[10:23] Raido
    I did it!
[10:24] Raido
    My dope rhymes left them both speechless.
[10:28] Raido
    I've got this!
[10:33] Raido
    Aharen-san.
[10:35] Raido
    Yo, yo, yo! Social studies
    is next on the sched.
[10:38] Raido
    You got your books, or are you on a ledge?
[10:44] Aharen
    I got it covered,
    with the test being en route.
[10:46] Aharen
    All the same, thanks for looking out.
[10:49] Raido
    We're doing it!
[10:51] Raido
    Communicating like this, we can understand
    each other even better than before.
[10:56] Raido
    Rap is awesome!
[10:58] Raido
    But...
[11:02] Raido
    What kinda stuff you got in your lunch?
[11:04] Raido
    It always looks good
    and you bring a bunch.
[11:07] Aharen
    Thanks, man. I made meatballs again today.
[11:10] Aharen
    Say, Raido-kun, want some coming your way?
[11:13] Raido
    That isn't really what I was trying to say.
    Taking your lunch wouldn't feel right!
[11:18] Aharen
    You don't want a bite?
[11:19] Raido
    Actually? All right.
[11:21] Aharen
    You can sample whatever you like in sight.
[11:23] Raido
    If you're being so generous,
    I better be polite.
[11:26] Raido
    This is what I was afraid of...
[11:30] Raido
    Everything's turned into a freestyle battle!
[11:34] Raido
    Yo, yo, yo, I can't take it all!
    I don't want you to get weak and fall!
[11:38] Aharen
    I'm gonna eat some too, so don't worry.
[11:40] Raido
    Well then, let's both dig in—and hurry!
[11:42] Aharen
    It's good to eat something nutritious.
[11:44] Raido
    Not only that, but also... delicious.
[11:47] Raido
    Looks like there's no clear winner.
     We'll have to call it a draw.
[11:52] Aharen
    That was fun. Let's do it again.
[11:55] Raido
    Yeah.
[11:56] Raido
    We'll use these mics to sling words
     at each other again.
[12:01] Teacher
    It's against school rules
    to bring in personal microphones.
[12:04] Raido
    Okay.
[12:08] Raido
    Well, it's not like we need mics to rap.
[12:15] Raido
    My name is Raido and I'm...
    uh... walking, yo?
[12:20] Raido
    Back home is, er... where I... go?
[12:24] Raido
    Now, you go.
[12:25] Aharen
    That's right, that's right,
    we're going home.
[12:31] Raido
    The mic's integral, huh?
[12:34] Raido
    Thanks for breakfast.
[12:38] Raido
    I'm heading out.
[12:42] (Flashback) Sister
    Huh? What are you doing?
[12:44] Sister
    Maybe I was a little too harsh yesterday...
[12:47] Sister
    Oh, I know!
[12:49] Raido
    Rapping didn't pan out...
[12:52] Raido
    But I was still able to communicate
    with Aharen-san, so it's all good.
[12:56] Sister
    Nii-chan!
[12:58] Sister
    I'm the little sis, you're the big bro,
[13:00] Sister
    and I was a little cold yesterday, I know!
[13:02] Sister
    So I got something to apologize, yo!
[13:05] Raido
    Huh? What?
[13:07] Raido
    What brought this on?
[13:09] Sister
    I-I bought it because
    everyone in class had one...
[13:12] Sister
    But I'm bored with it, so you can have it.
[13:14] Raido
    Thanks.
[13:14] Sister
    I'm heading out!
[13:17] Raido
    A hand spinner, huh?
[13:19] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[13:21] Raido
    I don't get it.
[13:22] Aharen
    Good morning.
[13:23] Raido
    Good morning.
[13:25] Aharen
    What's that?
[13:26] Raido
    You play with it like this.
[13:31] Raido
    You wanna see?
[13:33] Raido
    Okay, sure.
[13:36] Raido
    I think she likes it. That's good.
[13:39] Raido
    You can take it home if you want.
[13:45] Raido
    Is it really that interesting?
[13:55] Tobaru
    "Cordial" has a positive connotation,
[13:58] Tobaru
    and much like "esteemed,"
     in Heian literary trends,
[14:01] Tobaru
    it was heavily used as...
[14:05] Tobaru
    Raido-san is staring
    at Aharen-san during class.
[14:10] Tobaru
    I know they're close, but...
[14:15] Raido
    How is she doing that?!
[14:17] Raido
    It's one smooth trick into another!
[14:20] Raido
    I can't tear my eyes away!
[14:23] Raido
    No, now's not the time to be impressed!
[14:25] Raido
    Aharen-san, you should put
    that away during class.
[14:29] Tobaru
    I was wrong! He's explaining
    the parts Aharen-san doesn't understand.
[14:33] Tobaru
    And quietly, so as to avoid embarrassing her!
[14:38] Tobaru
    What an act of kindness!
[14:41] Tobaru
    Veritably cordial...
[14:43] Ishikawa
    Are you okay, Tobaru-sensei?!
[14:54] Raido
    Aharen-san, it's dangerous to do
    that while walking.
[14:57] Aharen
    I keep doing it without thinking...
[15:00] Raido
    Are you serious? That's scary.
[15:02] BG Girl 1
    Is this good or what?!
[15:02] BG Girl 1
    Taiyaki
[15:04] BG Girl 2
    Mine's great, too!
[15:08] Raido
    Aharen-san.
[15:15] Raido
    A-Aharen-san...
    You sure you're not overdoing it?
[15:33] Raido
    She's totally addicted.
[15:35] Raido
    I had better do something!
[15:39] Sign
    Coming of Age Ceremony
[15:39] Raido
    I'm worried about Aharen-san's future...
[15:40] Sign
    Job Interviews
[15:44] Raido
    But if I just take it away
    when she's clearly hooked on it...
[15:48] Headline signs
    The Purpose of Life
    Without Hand Spinners
[15:50] Headline signs
    She wailed, "I just wanted to spin it...!"
[15:51] ---
    A male classmate was involved.
    The cruelty...
[15:54] Raido
    What am I supposed to do?!
[16:03] Aharen
    Thanks. I've spun it plenty,
    so you can have it back.
[16:10] Raido
    You were just trying it out and couldn't
    figure out what was fun about it?
[16:14] Raido
    Oh. Okay, then. Yeah.
[16:18] Raido
    Still, those moves...
[16:21] Raido
    How do you do that?
[16:23] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[16:29] Sister
    Nii-chan, you sure you're not overdoing it?
[16:34] Raido
    A cool breeze, the rustling of the trees...
[16:38] Raido
    It's nice how quiet that park is.
[16:41] Raido
    All that fidgety spinning
    has exhausted me lately.
[16:46] Raido
    A wild beast?! What's it doing
    in a place like this?
[16:49] Raido
    Did it escape?
[16:51] Raido
    They say that escaped animals
    can be really aggressive...
[16:54] Raido
    Is it going to attack us?!
[16:56] Raido
    The second I look away,
    it'll go for the jugular.
[17:00] Raido
    I can't break its gaze!
[17:04] Woman
    I'm so sorry!
[17:06] Woman
    The leash just slipped out of my hand.
[17:08] Woman
    This naughty little thing...
[17:13] Raido
    The threat has passed.
[17:15] Raido
    It's safe now, Aharen-san.
[17:19] Raido
    Another wild beast?!
[17:21] Raido
    Aharen-san's frozen in fear!
[17:24] Raido
    I have to help her!
[17:27] Raido
    What's that?! Have the locals gone
    into a bloodthirsty frenzy?!
[17:31] Raido
    They've formed a war party
    to attack trespassers...
[17:33] Raido
    This park isn't peaceful all!
    It puts the wild in wilderness!
[17:39] Atsushi
    I'm first!
[17:41] Kid A
    No fair, Akkun!
[17:42] Kid B
    I'm gonna win!
[17:43] Raido
    Calm down, me. Those are just kids.
[17:46] Raido
    Aggressive as they might be...
[17:49] Raido
    What's wrong, Aharen-san?
[17:53] Atsushi
    It's King Aha!
[17:54] Raido
    Do you know them, Aharen-san?
[17:57] Atsushi
    I knew it was you!
[17:59] Kid A
    Wow!
[18:01] Aharen
    Remember the hand spinner?
[18:04] Aharen
    I was playing with it in the park,
    and I guess they looked up to me.
[18:08] Aharen
    And now they treat me like this...
[18:11] Atsushi
    King!
[18:12] Kid A/B
    King!
[18:13] Raido
    They declared you their king?
[18:16] Atsushi
    King, what kind of moves
    do you have for us today?!
[18:18] Kid B
    King!
[18:18] Kid A
    King!
[18:19] Atsushi
    Come on, please!
[18:20] Raido
    Aharen-san doesn't know what to do.
    I'd better say something...
[18:24] Raido
    Come on, kids, quiet down.
[18:27] Raido
    You're clearly bothering Aharen-san.
[18:30] Raido
    There. That did it.
[18:32] Atsushi
    Who the hell are you?
    The king's new apprentice?
[18:35] Atsushi
    We were first, y'know!
[18:37] Kid A
    That means we outrank you.
[18:39] Kid B
    Go fetch us some juice.
[18:41] Raido
    Kids these days are terrifying!
[18:43] Futaba
    Hey!
[18:45] Futaba
    Akkun, you guys need to give it a rest!
[18:47] Atsushi
    Ugh, it's Futaba...
[18:49] Atsushi
    What's it matter to you?! Buzz off!
[18:52] Futaba
    Since I'm your childhood friend,
    I have to look after you!
[18:56] Atsushi
    What's that even mean?!
[18:57] Raido
    I don't fully understand,
    but I think we're safe now.
[19:00] Futaba
    This is all your fault...
[19:03] Futaba
    Aharen Reina! It's because of you!
[19:06] Raido
    Not safe after all, huh?
[19:08] Futaba
    She's seducing you, Akkun!
    Don't you see that?!
[19:12] Akkun
    The king wouldn't do that!
[19:14] Futaba
    She totally is!
[19:16] Raido
    That's enough of that, you two.
[19:17] Futaba
    Who're you supposed to be?
[19:18] Futaba
    Do I need to set off my personal alarm?!
[19:20] Raido
    No. Sorry.
[19:21] Futaba
    I challenge you, Aharen Reina!
[19:27] Futaba
    You're gonna play me in Reversi,
[19:29] Futaba
    and when I beat you,
    you have to leave Akkun alone!
[19:35] Raido
    Believe me when I tell you...
    you don't want to do this.
[19:38] Futaba
    Seriously, who are you? Her apprentice?
[19:40] Futaba
    Do I need to call the cops?
[19:41] Raido
    No. Sorry.
[19:42] Atsushi
    You only picked that
     'cause you're good at it!
[19:45] Futaba
    Oh, shut up!
[19:47] Raido
    Young lady.
[19:48] Raido
    If you want to play against Aharen-san,
    you'll have to beat me first.
[19:54] Futaba
    I guess you are her apprentice.
[19:56] Futaba
    You'll be black, then. You go first.
[19:58] Raido
    Right.
[19:59] Raido
    This is where I show her, as an adult,
    how harsh the world can be!
[20:06] Futaba
    What was that?
    So much for all your big talk!
[20:09] Raido
    Kids are really good at Reversi
    these days, huh?
[20:13] Raido
    Aharen-san?
[20:14] Futaba
    So, the evil mastermind finally steps forward!
[20:18] Raido
    She's serious.
    Aharen-san is going to avenge me!
[20:28] Raido
    No way! Aharen-san lost?! At Reversi?!
[20:32] Aharen
    I lost on purpose.
[20:34] Aharen
    I thought it'd get her to back down.
[20:37] Aharen
    You did the same thing, right?
[20:40] Raido
    Y-Yeah. Of course. Who would
    get serious against a kid?
[20:46] Futaba
    You...
[20:47] Futaba
    You weren't that great at all!
    Looks like I win!
[20:51] Futaba
    Now you have to leave Akkun alone
    like you promised!
[20:54] Atsushi
    The king lost on purpose.
    Can't you tell that?
[20:58] Futaba
    Wh-What'd you say?!
[20:59] Atsushi
    Think about it!
[21:01] Atsushi
    No one's so bad that they
    would lose every single piece!
[21:05] Atsushi
    You're always bugging me!
[21:07] Atsushi
    What's your problem?! Scram already!
[21:10] Kid A/B
    Scram! Scram!
[21:17] Futaba
    Akkun, you jerk! I don't care anymore!
[21:22] Atsushi
    What's with her? Well, whatever.
[21:24] Atsushi
    King! Now we can—
[21:27] Atsushi
    King...?
[21:28] Aharen
    You went too far.
[21:30] Aharen
    Go apologize to Futaba-chan.
[21:34] Atsushi
    B-But...
[21:36] Aharen
    You feel bad, right?
[21:39] Aharen
    Then you can apologize.
[21:41] Atsushi
    O-Okay.
[21:43] Atsushi
    I-I'm gonna apologize!
[21:49] Atsushi
    I'm sorry, Futaba!
[21:50] Raido
    That wrapped up nicely. Ready to go home?
[21:53] Atsushi
    Seriously!
[21:54] Raido
    Aharen-san?!
[21:56] Aharen
    So much happened and now I'm exhausted...
[23:31] Raido
    You okay? Are you gonna make it home?
[23:39] Raido
    A giant beast!
[23:40] Aharen
    This is our dog, Nui.
[23:45] Aharen
    Well...
[23:48] Aharen
    See you tomorrow.
[23:51] Raido
    Aharen-san does have
    a royal air about her, huh?

Season 1

E5 - Isn't That a Little Too Heavy?

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[00:12] Raido
    O-Ow... Ouch!
[00:14] Raido
    Come— Hey! What—
    A-ha-ren-san?
[00:18] Aharen
    Sorry.
[00:20] Raido
    What's got you so worked up?
[00:24] Raido
    That's...
[00:26] Sign
    TAP TO START
[00:27] Raido
    The monster collecting/breeding game,
    known as HokeKo for short...
[00:32] Raido
    It was the big thing a few years back,
[00:35] Raido
    and plenty of people still play it, but...
[00:38] Aharen
    I recently heard it was popular.
[00:41] Aharen
    So I tried it out and got into it.
[00:45] Raido
    You heard that recently?
[00:48] Raido
    Maybe she has no sense
    of distance with trends either.
SIGN    Episode Five Isn't That a Little Too Heavy?
[02:25] Raido
    Aharen-san, I used to play.
    I still have some monsters, too.
[02:30] Raido
    While we're here, why don't we battle?
[02:32] Aharen
    I've never played against anyone.
[02:35] Raido
    It's okay. I haven't in a long time either.
[02:39] Raido
    Let's go ahead and start.
[02:41] Raido
    I'll choose...
SIGN     YANKEERAS
[02:47] Raido
    After generations of careful breeding
[02:50] Raido
    and then expert management...
[02:51] Raido
    Behold my dream 7V Yankeeras!
[02:54] Raido
    And Aharen-san's throwing out a...
SIGN     SHIRORIN

[03:04] Raido
    Y-You sure you wanna go with that one?
[03:08] Raido
    I see. Aharen-san only just started playing,
[03:12] Raido
    so she must not have a stronger monster.
[03:14] Raido
    Shoot...
[03:16] Raido
    But this is my chance
    to get a win on Aharen-san!
[03:20] Raido
    And it'd be rude to hold back.
[03:22] Raido
    Okay, as the more experience player,
    I'll do the kind thing
[03:25] Raido
    and blow her away with a single move!
SIGN    RAIDO
    
    YANKEERAS
SIGN    REINA
    
    SHIRORIN
[03:30] Announcer
    Battle start!
[03:31] Raido
    I have the upper hand in speed, so I go first!
SIGN    DAMAGE

[03:42] Raido
    That did it!
    I finally managed to beat Aharen-sa—
SIGN    SHIRORIN
[03:47] Raido
    It's still standing? How?!
[03:49] Raido
    That's...
[03:50] Raido
    A single-use item that let's you
    survive a critical hit with 1 HP!
[03:54] Raido
    I see. That's how she did it!
[03:57] Raido
    I'm impressed you endured that. But now...
SIGN     SHIRORIN
    
    ATTACKS
[04:04] Raido
    An attack from such a low-level monster
[04:07] Raido
    won't be strong enough
    to do anything to Yankeeras,
[04:11] Raido
    the toughest monster of all!
SIGN    DAMAGE

[04:17] Raido
    It's super effective, huh?
[04:19] Raido
    How did she manage that?!
[04:21] Raido
    I get it!
SIGN    YANKEERAS
SIGN    SHIRORIN
[04:23] Raido
    That move lowers your opponent's
    HP to whatever yours is.
[04:28] Raido
    Impressive, Aharen-san.
    You've put up a great fight.
[04:32] Raido
    But in this next turn,
    when my faster monster attacks first,
[04:36] Raido
    it'll be the end for you!
[04:38] Raido
    The time has finally come for me
    to beat Aharen-san at something!
SIGN    RAIDO
    
    YANKEERAS
SIGN    REINA
    
    SHIRORIN

[04:41] Raido
    Turn two! Start!
[04:43] Raido
    Now go, Yankeeras!
[04:45] Raido
    We'll end this in one strike!
[04:48] Raido
    Wait, what? Why is...
SIGN     SHIRORIN
    
    ATTACKS
[04:50] Raido
    Whoa, hey, wait—
SIGN     DAMAGE
SIGN    YANKEERAS
SIGN     RAIDO
    
     LOSES

[05:01] Raido
    I lost...
[05:03] Raido
    But how? How did she attack me first?
[05:07] Raido
    I see!
[05:09] Raido
    That was an attack designed
    to always land first!
[05:13] Raido
    She staged a classic comeback
    from seemingly impossible odds!
[05:17] Raido
    Everything went according
    to her plan... It was all a trap!
[05:23] Raido
    She had me dancing in her palm!
[05:28] Raido
    Aharen-san is truly impossible to fathom.
[05:31] Aharen
    I wanna go again.
[05:33] Raido
    What? Er, well...
[05:37] Raido
    Sorry. I've had enough.
[05:44] Raido
    Aharen-san...
[05:48] Raido
    Sorry, mind if we stop in for a bit
    so I can use the bathroom?
[06:02] Futaba
    There it is!
[06:03] Futaba
    That monster Akkun likes!
[06:05] Futaba
    If I give this to him for a birthday
    present, I'll win his heart!
[06:09] Atsushi
    Futaba!
[06:10] Futaba
    Akkun!
[06:15] Futaba
    It's that wicked shotacon who's trying
    to lure Akkun away from me!
[06:20] Futaba
    Well, whatever. I'm too busy for her.
[06:24] Futaba
    Oh, this? It's not for me or anything.
[06:28] Futaba
    It's for someone else.
[06:30] Futaba
    It'd be expensive to buy one,
[06:32] Futaba
    but this way, it'll probably
    only cost me 500 yen at most!
[06:35] Futaba
    How do you like that? Am I smart, or what?
[06:38] Futaba
    All right, you just stand there and watch!
[06:40] Futaba
    Witness my brilliant technique!
[06:56] Futaba
    This isn't how it was supposed to be...
[06:58] Futaba
    This is a scam!
     I'm calling the cops on this place!
[07:01] Futaba
    Someone get me the consumer rights center!
[07:05] Futaba
    Aharen Reina?!
[07:07] Futaba
    Hey! Don't butt in!
[07:10] Futaba
    Why's she giving me
    that "just you watch" face?!
[07:13] Futaba
    And she started off with 500 yen!
[07:16] Futaba
    She's flaunting her financial advantage...
    That's so nasty!
[07:20] Futaba
    Fine! Let's see how far you get...
[07:22] Futaba
    Which'll be nowhere! Because it's rigged!
[07:30] Futaba
    Aharen Reina...
[07:32] Futaba
    You'd win all those just to show off?!
    How rotten can you be?!
[07:41] Coupon sign
    1 FREE CRANE GAME
[07:41] Futaba
    "One free crane game"?
[07:48] Futaba
    Here. You dropped this.
[07:52] Futaba
    What are you doing?!
    Are you trying to give me the ticket?!
[08:06] Futaba
    I'm getting one as a present for Akkun.
[08:08] Futaba
    So I have to win it myself!
[08:11] Futaba
    I won't take your charity!
[08:15] Aharen
    I see. Sorry.
[08:18] Aharen
    Thanks for picking that up for me.
[08:21] Futaba
    It's fine. Just watch this.
    I'm going to grab it on my last try.
[08:29] Futaba
    There's one in the perfect position...
[08:32] Futaba
    I bet that dummy overlooked it!
[08:35] Futaba
    But this is my last try...
    I can't mess it up!
[08:38] Futaba
    How should I move...?
[08:41] Futaba
    Oh, of course.
[08:48] Futaba
    She didn't realize I could just copy her!
    What a knucklehead!
[09:11] Futaba
    Did you see that, Aharen Reina?! I got one!
[09:17] Futaba
    What's that supposed to mean?!
    You don't think I'm a threat?!
[09:19] Futaba
    Fine, then! I'm done with you anyway!
    I'm going home!
[09:22] Futaba
    I'll remember this!
[09:24] Futaba
    Still, that Aharen Reina really is dumb!
[09:29] Futaba
    She ignored one in the perfect spot,
[09:33] Futaba
    and she kept showing me her technique...
[09:39] Futaba
    Did she... do that on purpose?
[09:48] Futaba
    She better not expect me to thank her...
[09:57] Raido
    Sorry for the wait, Aharen-san.
[10:00] Raido
    I see you made out at the crane
    game again. Nicely done.
[10:05] Raido
    What? For me?
[10:06] Raido
    Nah, that's okay.
    You gave me a ton before...
SIGN    YANKEERAS
[10:25] Raido
    I'm sorry, Yankeeras!
    I couldn't protect you!
[10:44] Raido
    Good morning, Aharen-san.
[10:49] Aharen
    Uh... did something happen?
[10:52] Raido
    Huh? I'm the same as usual.
[11:00] Aharen
    Did you put on some weight?
[11:11] Raido
    What's wrong, Aharen-san?
[11:15] Aharen
    It's nothing.
SIGN    A Diet So Simple
    Even a Monkey Can Do It
[11:49] Raido
    Good morning, Aharen-san.
[11:53] Aharen
    You didn't see anything, did you?
[11:55] Raido
    Hmm? What do you mean?
[11:58] Aharen
    Oh... It's nothing.
[12:01] Raido
    I'm sorry, Aharen-san... but I did see you
    reading that book about dieting.
SIGN    A Diet So Simple Even a Monkey Can Do It
[12:08] Raido
    Is Aharen-san feeling
    self-conscious about her weight?
[12:12] Raido
    Unnecessary restrictions
    can be bad for you...
[12:14] Raido
    And more than anything, I don't see
    how she needs to lose weight.
[12:19] Raido
    But even if I tell her that,
    there's no guarantee she'll listen.
[12:26] Raido
    A Diet Even a Seal Could Do!
[12:26] Raido
    In that case, the least I can do is make
    sure she does this the healthy way!
[12:28] Sign
    Proper Dieting Made Simple
     Enough for a Cow, Man
[12:37] Bag Signs
    Asahiya
    Potato Chips
     Salted
[12:37] Bag Signs
    Protein
    Supplement
[12:54] Raido
    Aharen-san, I think you're fine
    the way you are.
[13:00] Raido
    Still... I don't want to deny any desire
     you might have for self-improvement.
[13:06] Raido
    So I'll be rooting for you.
[13:08] Raido
    To that end...
[13:09] Raido
    A Diet Even a Seal Could Do!
[13:10] Raido
    I recommend this book if you're
    thinking about starting a diet.
[13:13] Aharen
    I wasn't really thinking about dieting.
[13:18] Raido
    Oh... Okay.
[13:23] Miyahira
    Okay, everyone in your seats.
[13:34] Miyahira
    We'll be having exams next week.
[13:37] Miyahira
    I hope you'll all do your best.
[13:40] Miyahira
    Anyone who fails must retake
    a supplementary make-up exam,
[13:44] Miyahira
    so do your best.
[13:45] Sato
    Okay...
[13:46] Sato
    I'm not sure about math.
    I'd better study for that.
[13:47] Raido
    A make-up exam?
    Thinking back on last time...
[13:50] Sign
    Midterm Exam Rankings
[13:51] Raido
    When trying to find my rank, it was faster...
[13:53] Sign
    150th Motoshiro
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    151st Raido
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    152nd Hirabayashi
[13:53] Raido
    to start at the bottom.
[13:56] Raido
    And I haven't studied
    at all this time either!
[13:59] Raido
    This is bad, huh?
[14:05] Raido
    That's Aharen-san for you.
    She looks totally serene.
[14:08] Raido
    She's not at all worried about exams.
[14:11] Raido
    That royal dignity is the privilege
    of having actually studied!
[14:15] Raido
    I know! I could have her help me study.
[14:19] Raido
    Maybe she could be my saving grace!
[14:26] Raido
    Aharen-san.
[14:29] Raido
    Would you like to start studying after school?
[14:32] Raido
    We can cram together and help each other
     understand things we don't get.
[14:37] Raido
    Rest assured this is not because
    I haven't been studying at all
[14:40] Raido
    and am totally doomed otherwise!
[14:42] Raido
    It's a win-win arrangement!
[14:46] Raido
    Okay! Let's find someplace quiet
    we can study after class.
[14:57] Raido
    The library's quiet,
    so it's good for studying.
[15:03] Sign
    Since there's no chatting
     or phones allowed, let's use notes.
[15:07] Sign
    Okay.
[15:09] Sign
    Good afternoon. How are you feeling?
[15:12] Sign
    Good enough, I guess.
    How about you, Raido-kun?
[15:16] Sign
    Not too bad.
[15:18] Sign
    When did you get to bed last night?
[15:23] Sign
    Nice weather today.
[15:27] Sign
    Maybe we should do this somewhere else.
[15:32] Sign
    Cost Restaurant
[15:39] Sign
    Animal Petting Cafe
[15:50] Atsushi
    King Aha!
[15:51] Atsushi
    Awesome! She's studying!
[15:54] Futaba
    Hey!
[15:55] Sign
    Math Workbook
[15:55] Futaba
    Aharen Reina, I challenge you in math!
[15:59] Atsushi
    Why would the king even bother?
[16:02] Futaba
    Th-This is none of your business, Akkun!
[16:05] Atsushi
    Sure it is! I'm her number one apprentice!
[16:11] Raido
    I guess this is the best option after all.
[16:15] Aharen
    This is nice. I haven't been studying at all.
[16:19] Aharen
    I'm glad we could do it together.
[16:22] Raido
    Wait, you haven't?
[16:24] Raido
    You looked ready to go.
    I thought you were all set.
[16:27] Aharen
    I was just freezing in the face of doom.
[16:29] Raido
    I see...
[16:31] Raido
    Then let's compare our previous tests,
[16:34] Raido
    and whoever scored higher
    will be the tutor for that subject.
[16:42] Raido
    She did better than me in everything, huh?
[16:52] ---
    How to score
    in the top 100
[17:00] Ishikawa
    Ugh, I hate being on cleanup duty!
[17:04] Ishikawa
    And exams start tomorrow...
[17:06] Ishikawa
    Let's split up and finish this stat.
[17:08] Sato
    We'll do the floor.
    Can you two handle the rest?
[17:13] Raido
    Got it.
[17:15] Raido
    Well, let's get started, Aharen-sa—
[17:20] Raido
    Aharen-san?! You came prepared, huh?!
[17:25] Aharen
    I love cleaning, and I'm good at it.
    I've got this.
[17:36] Raido
    A secret weapon?!
[17:37] Raido
    Is Aharen-san...
[17:40] Raido
    going to destroy anything
    she can't reach in a fury?!
[17:50] Raido
    Oh, that's how it works.
[17:56] Raido
    She's pretty hardcore about this, huh?
[17:58] Raido
    She said she was good at it,
    but she's acting like a professional.
[18:04] Raido
    Could it be that Aharen-san...
[18:06] Raido
    comes from a family of assassins?!
[18:08] Raido
    She's been trained since birth
    to be an underworld "cleaner"!
[18:14] Raido
    Her lack of expression
[18:16] Raido
    comes from being trained
    to suppress her emotions!
[18:19] Raido
    And now that I know her identity...
    she's going to clean me up next!
[18:25] Aharen
    All done.
[18:27] Sato
    This stain just won't go away...
[18:32] Raido
    She's mixing up a suspicious liquid!
[18:34] Raido
    Don't tell me... Is she going to poison me?
[18:40] Ishikawa
    Wow, this cleaning solution
    is really killing the dirt!
[18:44] Sato
    Thanks so much, Aharen-san!
[18:47] Aharen
    She really does just like cleaning, huh?
[18:51] Sato
    We're all done, so we're heading out.
[18:53] Raido
    Okay. We're just about done, too.
[18:57] Sato
    See you!
[19:00] Raido
    Once we're finished, let's study some more.
[19:05] Aharen
    I'll put the shelves back.
[19:07] Aharen
    Raido-kun, you put the podium back.
[19:11] Raido
    That bookshelf is kinda big...
    Are you sure?
[19:17] Raido
    Aharen-san's really into this.
[19:33] Raido
    That was a close one.
[19:35] Raido
    Aharen-san, are you okay?
    You're not hurt, right?
[19:40] Raido
    Thank goodness. It'd be a real mess
    to get injured right before exams...
[19:44] Aharen
    Um, are you okay?
[19:46] Raido
    Me? I'm fine.
[19:51] Aharen
    I'm sorry.
[19:57] Aharen
    This depends on what goes here...
[20:01] Raido
    Oh, I see. That's the part you mentioned.
[20:05] Raido
    Okay, in that case...
[20:09] Raido
    Hey, that's everything on the test.
    We've covered all the material.
[20:14] Raido
    Now I'll be a lot more confident
    going into exams tomorrow.
[20:18] Raido
    Thanks.
[20:20] Raido
    I only got it all done with you
    tutoring me, Aharen-san.
[20:28] Raido
    Huh? What was that?
[20:39] Raido
    Hey... Aharen-san? Wh-What is it?
[20:43] Aharen
    This is the first time...
[20:46] Aharen
    The first time I was able to help you.
    I'm so happy.
[20:52] Aharen
    You're always doing so much for me...
[20:58] Aharen
    And I'm always relying on you
    and causing you trouble.
[21:05] Aharen
    Even earlier...
[21:07] Aharen
    I was trying to do the cleaning
    on my own because I'm good at it,
[21:12] Aharen
    but I still made trouble for you.
[21:15] Aharen
    So... I'm glad I finally got to repay you.
[21:23] Raido
    It's okay. I've never felt
     like you were trouble.
[21:28] Raido
    Besides, this wasn't the first time.
[21:33] Raido
    You're always helping me, Aharen-san.
    I rely on you as well.
[21:38] Raido
    Thank you for everything.
[21:44] Aharen
    Yeah. Thank you, too.
[21:57] Raido
    Let's do our best on our exams.
[22:08] Sign
    79th Chikashige
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    80th Raido
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    81st Sasamoto
[23:43] Raido
    Let's do our best on our exams.
[23:48] Raido
    Okay... Uh...
[23:52] Raido
    Could you please let go now...?

Season 1

E6 - Are We Too Good?

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[00:08] Miyahara
    Today is a special class.
[00:10] Miyahara
    You're free to use the pool as you like.
[00:14] Raido
    As we like?
[00:16] Raido
    What should I do?
[00:18] Aharen
    Raido-kun.
[00:20] Raido
    Aharen-san?
[00:21] Raido
    Good timing. Why don't we...
[00:29] Raido
    That's some gear, huh?
SIGN    Episode Six Are We Too Good?
[02:08] Aharen
    The water poses great danger.
[02:11] Raido
    Yeah. That is true.
[02:13] Raido
    But the pool's pretty shallow.
    I think we'll be good.
[02:15] Raido
    I'm here, too, so don't worry.
[02:18] Aharen
    Okay.
[02:24] Sign
    Aharen
[02:30] Raido
    W-Wanna try swimming?
[02:35] Raido
    Are you ready?
[02:38] Raido
    And... go!
[02:50] Raido
    A-Are you okay?
[02:52] Raido
    Did your leg get caught on something?
[02:54] Aharen
    Sorry. I can't swim.
[02:58] Raido
    That explains the whole setup...
[03:02] Raido
    Sorry.
[03:04] Raido
    If you want,
    I can teach you how to swim.
[03:08] Raido
    Just watch.
[03:20] Raido
    Come to think of it...
    I'm bad at swimming, huh?
[03:39] Raido
    Oshiro-san, you're pretty good in the water.
[03:42] Oshiro
    Yeah. I swim a bit on the side.
[03:45] Oshiro
    Would you like me to teach you?
[03:49] Raido
    Thanks. That'd be a big help.
[04:04] Oshiro
    I think you two should be okay now.
[04:07] Raido
    Thanks.
[04:08] Raido
    You're a good teacher.
[04:11] Oshiro
    Say, I know. How about a test?
[04:14] Raido
    Sure. Since we're here,
    why don't we have a race?
[04:19] Raido
    I'm up against Aharen-san,
    who only just learned how to swim...
[04:24] Raido
    I can win this.
[04:26] Oshiro
    Get ready.
[04:28] Oshiro
    And... go!
[04:31] Raido
    Can you match my speed, Aharen-san?!
[04:41] Raido
    I don't see her!
[04:43] Raido
    Victory is mine!
[04:48] Oshiro
    Were you under the surface that whole time?
[04:52] Aharen
    I can't get the hang of breathing,
    so I did it all in one breath.
[04:57] Raido
    Aharen-san... don't you need to...
    breathe more?
[05:23] Ishikawa
    Sorry! I left my paddles behind...
[05:27] Raido
    Mind if we borrow them for a bit?
[05:35] Raido
    A sky-high serve?!
[05:37] Raido
    Could Aharen-san be...
[05:39] Raido
    a ping-pong girl?!
[05:43] Raido
    So she sucks at ping-pong, huh?
[05:47] Raido
    Come to think of it...
[05:49] Raido
    Have I ever beaten Aharen-san even once?
SIGN    RAIDO
    
    YANKEERAS
SIGN    REINA
    
    SHIRORIN
SIGN    YANKEERAS
SIGN     RAIDO
    
     LOSES

[05:58] Raido
    This could be my best
    chance at beating her.
[06:02] Raido
    I'm going all out, Aharen-san!
[06:10] Raido
    We're evenly matched.
[06:12] Raido
    Whoever makes the best serves
    has this in their pocket.
[06:16] Raido
    So be it.
[06:17] Raido
    I didn't see myself breaking out
    my secret weapon so soon, but...
[06:23] Raido
    I nailed my ultimate serve.
[06:27] Raido
    You drop the ball onto your paddle.
[06:29] Raido
    All you need to do is adjust the angle
[06:32] Raido
    and the serve will land all on its own.
[06:35] Raido
    I call it... the Newton Serve!
[06:44] Raido
    Aharen-san hasn't figured out serving.
[06:47] Raido
    I've got this!
[06:52] Raido
    Impossible! Is she...
[06:55] Raido
    using the Newton Serve?!
[07:00] Raido
    I had no idea Aharen-san
    was so talented at mimicry!
[07:07] Raido
    She was able to return the Newton Serve?!
[07:10] Raido
    Aharen-san's getting better!
[07:15] Raido
    In the middle of a match!
[07:18] Raido
    What a coincidence...
[07:21] Raido
    So am I!
[07:24] Raido
    We're at match point now.
[07:27] Raido
    And this ball will decide
    who has the advantage!
[07:31] Raido
    A serious competition...
[07:35] Raido
    This rally couldn't be more intense!
[07:37] Aharen
    Rallying like this is fun.
[07:40] Raido
    With Aharen-san...
[07:42] Headline signs
    A Doubles
    Pair Unlike
    Any Other
[07:42] Headline signs
    The Greatest
    Team Ever!
[07:42] Headline signs
    A Historically Incredible Duo
[07:43] Raido
    I feel like I could aim
    for the top of the world!
[07:49] Raido
    The ball's falling on my side!
[07:53] Raido
    God Breath!
[08:02] Raido
    That's the end of the game.
    I guess it's a draw.
[08:07] Raido
    I've made a decision, Aharen-san.
[08:09] Raido
    Let's take on the world together.
[08:18] Sato/Ishikawa
    We did it!
[08:22] Sato
    That was great!
[08:22] Raido
    The hurdle for global competition...
    is high, huh?
[08:23] Ishikawa
    Yeah!
[08:33] Raido
    Bowling?
[08:35] Raido
    This could be the perfect chance
    for me to settle the score
[08:39] Raido
    after our ping-pong game!
[08:41] Raido
    Wanna go bowl?
[08:50] Raido
    What...?
[08:52] Raido
    She chose the heaviest ball—
    the sixteen pounder!
[09:03] Raido
    I can't back down.
[09:08] Raido
    What a coincidence.
    I went with the same weight.
SIGN    Aharen
SIGN    Raido
[09:17] Raido
    That stance...
[09:20] Raido
    It's the two-handed throw that was
    the standard in pro bowling for a time!
[09:24] Raido
    I'm sure of it!
    Aharen-san must be a bowling prodigy!
[09:29] Raido
    She's a ten-pin angel descended from on high
    upon the chaotic lanes of our world!
[09:38] Raido
    A-Are you okay?! You're not hurt, are you?
[09:43] Aharen
    So heavy...
[09:45] Raido
    You had no idea what you were doing,
[09:47] Raido
    so you just picked a ball at random?
[09:50] Raido
    You've never been bowling before?
[09:53] Raido
    Let's get you a lighter ball, then.
[09:56] Raido
    Victory will be mine this time.
[10:13] Aharen
    I did it.
[10:14] Raido
    She's really good for a first-timer, huh?
SIGN    Aharen
SIGN    Raido
[10:18] Raido
    But I can't let her beat me.
[10:20] Raido
    Things haven't been going my way,
[10:24] Raido
    but now it's time to nail this set!
[10:43] Raido
    That toss seems too good, huh?
SIGN    Aharen
SIGN    Raido
[10:51] Raido
    If I can knock over just
    one more pin, I'll win.
[10:56] Raido
    But my arms are reaching their limit
[10:59] Raido
    after throwing this heavy ball so much.
[11:01] Raido
    Nevertheless, it's time for my arms
    to surpass their limits!
[11:15] Raido
    Our bowl-off ended in a draw, too...
[11:20] Raido
    Basketball?
[11:22] Raido
    I know!
[11:23] Raido
    Now that the feeling in my arms is back,
    we can settle things with this.
[11:28] Raido
    We've got basketball in P.E.
    tomorrow, right?
[11:30] Raido
    Wanna play a little for practice?
[11:42] Raido
    She's all fired up, huh?
[11:44] Raido
    Okay, we'll play one on one,
    first to three points.
[11:47] Raido
    One point for scoring a basket,
    and one point for taking possession.
[11:52] Raido
    How's that sound?
[11:53] Raido
    Here I come, Aharen-san!
[12:01] Raido
    The shot!
[12:05] Raido
    Aharen-san...
[12:08] Raido
    kinda sucks at basketball, huh?
[12:13] Raido
    I can win this!
[12:15] Raido
    At long last, I'll be able to settle
    my rivalry with Aharen-san!
[12:20] Raido
    Okay! I've made all three shots!
[12:26] Ren
    Your turn, Aharen-san.
[12:35] Raido
    Here she comes!
[12:36] Raido
    She vanished?!
[12:40] Aharen
    I got one.
[12:42] Raido
    No, that's not what happened. In reality...
[12:46] Raido
    she fell!
[12:47] Raido
    She's already small,
[12:49] Raido
    and when she slipped,
    she was in my blind spot!
[12:53] Raido
    Impressive, Aharen-san...
[12:55] Aharen
    Here we go.
[12:58] Raido
    But I will stop you this time!
[13:03] Raido
    When did she— She's so fast!
[13:05] Raido
    Wait, no!
[13:07] Raido
    Because of her size,
    I misjudged how far away she was!
[13:09] Raido
    Still...
[13:11] Raido
    I won't let you get to my left or right!
[13:15] Raido
    Under the legs?!
[13:18] Aharen
    I missed. I lose.
[13:22] Raido
    I finally won...
[13:25] Raido
    But you've got amazing potential, Aharen-san.
[13:31] Raido
    Aharen-san.
[13:34] Raido
    If we work together,
    I know we'll be unstoppable.
[13:37] Raido
    Let's take the world on at basketball!
[13:41] Raido
    Tomorrow's game during P.E.
    will be our first step.
[13:56] Raido
    The hurdle for global competition
    really is high, huh?
[14:04] Sign
    Sunday Night Feature Film
[14:04] Sign
    ALIENS vs. THE INVISIBLE MAN
    
    
    &
    
    
    
    
     ZOMBIES with SHARKS feat. DINOSAURS
[14:04] Sign
    with occasional GIANT SPACESHIPS
[14:06] Muscle Guy
    Go to hell, you bastards!
[14:08] Raido
    Go to...
[14:11] Raido
    After watching that movie yesterday,
    I've got an appetite for destruction!
[14:18] Raido
    But it's not like there'll ever be
    a zombie outbreak in Japan.
[14:23] Sign
    Zombie Live
[14:24] Raido
    Perfect!
[14:26] Sign
    Zombie Live
[14:28] Raido
    Mind if I play?
[14:35] Raido
    You wanna play, too?
[14:37] Aharen
    Can I?
[14:38] Raido
    Yeah, of course.
[14:46] Raido
    The screen's kinda high for Aharen-san, huh?
[14:50] Raido
    You're too close. Try backing up some.
[14:55] Raido
    Aharen-san's never played this game before.
[14:59] Raido
    She's delicate like a tiny herbivore.
[15:02] Raido
    I'll have to protect her!
[15:04] Raido
    Bring it on, you zombie scum!
[15:10] Sign
    Player 1
[15:15] Raido
    Aharen-san's on her own now...
[15:19] Raido
    At this rate...
[15:21] Raido
    she's doomed.
[15:22] Raido
    She'll be helplessly turned
    into zombie food!
[15:25] Raido
    Look! She's already surrounded!
[15:33] Raido
    A headshot?!
[15:36] Raido
    At that range?!
[15:38] Raido
    Wait, her terrible sense of distance
[15:41] Raido
    must allow her to aim perfectly,
    no matter how far away!
[15:46] Raido
    Is she giving me a credit
    to get back in the game?
[15:50] Raido
    No! She's dual-wielding!
[16:05] Raido
    I think I've picked up Aharen-san's
    trouble at gauging things.
[16:10] Raido
    I know that she's tiny...
[16:13] Raido
    but she seems like a giant right now!
[16:27] Raido
    Need the bathroom?
[16:30] Raido
    Okay, I'll play in the meantime.
[16:39] Raido
    Huh?
[16:41] Raido
    Aharen-san? I thought
    you went to the bathroom.
[16:48] Raido
    No way!
[16:50] Raido
    Aharen-san's never made
    a face like that before!
[16:53] Ren
    Um...
[16:55] Raido
    Does she have amnesia?!
[16:57] Raido
    Has she forgotten all about me?!
[17:00] Raido
    It's me! You remember me, don't you?! Raido!
[17:03] Raido
    Oh, Raido-kun?
[17:05] Raido
    Thank goodness! She remembers me.
[17:09] Raido
    Are you having trouble with the crane game?
[17:11] Raido
    Do you want me to get it for you?
[17:14] Raido
    Still... for Aharen-san to have
    trouble with a crane game...
[17:27] Ren
    Wow!
[17:29] Ren
    You got it in one try!
[17:31] Ren
    You're amazing, Raido-kun!
[17:33] Raido
    Something's definitely different.
[17:36] Raido
    The trouble with her memory
    must be affecting her personality!
[17:40] Raido
    At times like this...
[17:41] Ren
    Let's play over here next!
[17:44] Raido
    It's best to go along
    with the patient without arguing.
[17:56] Ren
    I lost! This sucks!
[18:00] Raido
    But she was blowing them away just earlier!
[18:02] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[18:07] Ren
    I did it!
[18:09] Ren
    Yeah!
[18:13] Ren
    Gosh, Raido-kun, you always
    make the same face!
[18:18] Ren
    You should smile more! Come on!
[18:20] Raido
    Wike dis?
[18:21] Ren
    No, more like this.
[18:23] Raido
    Wike dis den?
[18:25] Ren
    That's funny!
[18:30] Ren
    Laughing made me hungry.
[18:33] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[18:33] Sign
    Taiyaki
[18:38] Raido
    You're okay with only half a taiyaki?
[18:40] Ren
    Yep. That's enough.
[18:42] Ren
    If I eat a whole one,
    I get so full I can't eat dinner.
[18:50] Raido
    Aharen-san...
[18:54] Raido
    Just who are you?
[18:57] Raido
    You're clearly not the Aharen-san I know.
[19:01] Raido
    A lot has made me feel that way today,
[19:04] Raido
    but above all else...
[19:07] Raido
    Aharen-san could never be
    that light of an eater.
[19:10] Raido
    Yet you look just like her,
[19:13] Raido
    you know who I am,
[19:15] Raido
    and you responded right away
    when I called you by her name.
[19:18] Raido
    The only conclusion that leaves me with...
[19:22] Raido
    is that you're a body double!
[19:25] Raido
    You were raised to act
    as a decoy for Aharen-san!
[19:29] Raido
    What have you done with her?!
[19:36] Aharen
    Raido-kun.
[19:39] Raido
    No way! Aharen-san...
[19:43] Raido
    Are you a clone?!
[19:45] Raido
    Are there dozens of you out there?!
[19:48] Raido
    Which Aharen-san are you...?
[19:56] Aharen
    Ren-chan.
[19:57] Ren
    Onee-chan!
[19:59] Raido
    "Onee-chan"?
[20:01] Ren
    Yep! Reina-neenee's my big sister.
[20:08] Aharen
    You always put my uniforms on...
[20:11] Ren
    Sorry!
[20:13] Aharen
    This is my little brother, Ren.
[20:16] Ren
    I'm Ren! I'm in fourth grade!
[20:18] Ren
    I've heard all about you!
[20:20] Aharen
    Were you having fun with Raido-kun?
[20:23] Ren
    Yeah! He's really nice, just like you said.
[20:27] Ren
    He thought I was you, so I went along
    and we had fun together!
[20:32] Raido
    So that's it.
[20:33] Ren
    Yeah! Sorry for playing a trick on you!
[20:36] Raido
    Oh, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
[20:39] Ren
    Nice to meet you!
[20:40] Raido
    Nice to meet you.
[20:42] Ren
    I'm gonna go home first, okay?
[20:47] Raido
    That's her little... brother.
[20:55] Aharen
    Thanks for playing with Ren today.
[21:00] Raido
    Sure.
[21:05] Raido
    It's kind of cold out, huh?
[21:11] Aharen
    I run hot, so I'll warm you up.
[21:15] Raido
    Th-Thanks. I'm warmer now, so...
[21:19] Raido
    Y-You can let go.
[21:27] Raido
    You didn't have to go that far.
[23:28] Aharen
    Why are you always putting on
    my clothes, Ren-chan?
[23:35] Ren
    Because your clothes are so cute!
    I love them.
[23:39] Ren
    Should I stop?
[23:47] Aharen
    It's fine.
[23:50] Ren
    Thank you!

Season 1

E7 - A Work of Art, Isn't It?

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[00:04] Raido
    Ready to eat, Aharen-san?
[00:12] Raido
    Aharen-san, did you...
[00:15] Raido
    forget your lunch?
[00:21] Raido
    Are you okay, Aharen-san?!
[00:24] Aharen
    I made it, but left it at home...
[00:27] Raido
    That's a shame.
[00:30] Aharen
    I'm going to the school store.
    Wait for me.
[00:35] Raido
    The school store?
[00:36] Raido
    You can't, Aharen-san!
[00:38] Raido
    The school store...
[00:40] Raido
    It's a den of brutality!
[00:42] Raido
    A place of pure pandemonium where
    the frenzied scrap over every last morsel!
[00:46] Raido
    It's too dangerous to brave!
[00:49] Raido
    I can't let Aharen-san face it alone!
[02:23] sign
    School Store
[02:25] Boy A
    Ma'am, I need a rice ball!
SIGN    Episode Seven A Work of Art, Isn't It?
[02:27] Boy B
    The yakiniku lunch!
[02:27] Boy C
    Fried chicken!
[02:28] Girl A
    Buns, buns, buns!
[02:30] Raido
    It's as crowded as I figured...
[02:33] Aharen
    I'm gonna go ahead.
[02:34] Raido
    Huh? Are you sure?
[02:39] Raido
    Maybe Aharen-san can see it somehow...
[02:42] Raido
    A shining road available
    to only her, with her tiny body,
[02:47] Raido
    between all those people!
[02:51] Raido
    You okay, Aharen-san?
[02:53] Raido
    So much for that idea.
[02:55] Raido
    Let's wait until the crowd thins out.
[02:58] Aharen
    The lunches... are gonna sell out...
[03:01] Raido
    It's true they'll run out
    of lunches at this rate,
[03:05] Raido
    leaving only buns behind.
[03:07] Raido
    Aharen-san needs rice for fuel.
[03:11] Raido
    And there's only one way
    she can clear this mob.
[03:15] Raido
    Aharen-san...
[03:17] Raido
    Let's do it.
[03:23] Raido
    You holding on tight?
[03:25] Raido
    Then here we go.
[03:27] Raido
    Excuse me. Let us through, please.
[03:30] Raido
    There. Okay, Aharen-san,
    go ahead and order.
[03:34] Boy D
    Ma'am, I need one of these!
[03:36] Boy E
    I'll take a bun!
[03:37] Girl B
    A seaweed lunch here, please!
[03:39] Raido
    No one can hear her order, huh?
[03:41] Raido
    There's no way around it.
    Let's pull back and rethink this.
[03:43] Boy F
    I'll take a yakisoba roll!
[03:45] Boy G
    A cutlet sandwich for me!
[03:52] Raido
    I got pushed out!
[03:54] Raido
    Aharen-san!
[03:57] Raido
    Is that...
[03:58] Raido
    Could it be?!
[04:00] Raido
    She's crowd surfing!
[04:01] Raido
    Like at concerts where
    you slide across a mass of people!
[04:05] Lunch Lady
    Okay, what can I get you?
[04:11] Raido
    Aharen-san...
[04:15] Raido
    Whoa!
[04:16] Raido
    How'd it go? Did you get something?
[04:18] Aharen
    The lunches were sold out already.
[04:21] Aharen
    All I could get was this melon bun.
[04:24] Raido
    I see. That's too bad.
[04:26] Raido
    Will that be enough for you?
[04:28] Aharen
    S'okay...
[04:30] Raido
    Doesn't seem that way to me at all.
[04:33] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[04:34] Raido
    It's come to this, Aharen-san.
[04:36] Raido
    Here.
[04:37] Aharen
    What?
[04:39] Raido
    Let's trade. My lunch for that melon bun.
[04:42] Aharen
    But then you won't have enough to eat.
[04:46] Raido
    It's okay. I'm not that hungry.
[04:49] Raido
    And you're always sharing your lunch with me.
    Think of it as returning the favor.
[04:55] Raido
    I appreciate it.
[04:59] Aharen
    Thank you.
[05:01] Aharen
    Then let's trade.
[05:04] Raido
    Okay, let's head to the roof.
[05:07] Raido
    Let's take a shortcut using the walkway...
[05:14] Raido
    No way! How?!
[05:16] Raido
    Why is the beast from
    Aharen-san's house at school?!
[05:22] Aharen
    He delivered my lunch.
[05:25] Raido
    H-He did? Good for you.
[05:31] Aharen
    Thanks, Nui. Run on home.
[05:35] Raido
    That dog is pretty smart, huh?
[05:40] Aharen
    I've got lunch now,
    but is it okay if we still trade?
[05:47] Raido
    Of course it is.
[05:50] Sign
    Melon Bun
[05:53] Aharen
    Thank you for the meal.
[05:56] Raido
    I know this is belated...
[05:58] Raido
    But Aharen-san's lunches
    sure are big, aren't they?
[06:06] Raido
    I am totally stuffed.
[06:09] Ishikawa
    Hey, Raido.
[06:10] Raido
    Ishikawa?
[06:11] Ishikawa
    What's wrong? You got an upset stomach?
[06:14] Raido
    No, not exactly.
[06:15] Ishikawa
    There's still time before class.
[06:17] Ishikawa
    Care to join us?
[06:20] Ishikawa
    Sato-san had playing cards with her.
[06:24] Sato
    It's more fun with a group anyway.
[06:27] Raido
    Let's play old maid, then.
[06:29] Ishikawa
    Sounds good!
[06:30] Raido
    I'll deal the cards out.
[06:32] Ishikawa
    Oh, thanks.
[06:35] Raido
    Sorry, gang, but I'm pretty confident
    when it comes to old maid.
[06:40] Raido
    It might look like a game of luck
    or negotiation at first,
[06:43] Raido
    but there's a a surefire
    strategy to winning.
[06:46] Raido
    And the bottom line is...
[06:48] Raido
    you were all under my spell
    before I even started dealing!
[06:54] Raido
    It's said that if you end up
    with an even number of cards left,
[06:59] Raido
    you're twice as likely
    to win a round in old maid.
[07:02] Sign
    Even
[07:02] Raido
    The reason being, if you have
    an even number of cards,
[07:06] Sign
    Two different cards
    to pair with
[07:06] Raido
    you have two chances to make a pair.
[07:08] Sign
    Odd
[07:09] Raido
    Whereas with an odd hand,
    you only have the one.
[07:10] Raido
    Only one card
     to pair with
[07:14] Raido
    Three of us will get thirteen cards,
[07:16] Raido
    and one of us fourteen.
[07:18] Raido
    Since fewer to start is better,
    I'll make sure I get thirteen.
[07:22] Sign
    The First Key to Victory
[07:22] Raido
    The first key to victory!
[07:24] Raido
    I casually suggest...
[07:26] Raido
    Okay, since I dealt the cards,
[07:28] Raido
    why don't you go first
    and draw from me, Sato-san?
[07:33] Raido
    I have someone else draw first,
    ensuring I have an even number of cards.
[07:37] Raido
    Good! It worked perfectly.
[07:39] Raido
    Now the stage is set. Let the game begin!
[07:44] Aharen
    I'm out.
[07:46] Sato
    Wow!
[07:48] Ishikawa
    You're out already?
[07:52] Raido
    Old maid's a game of luck, huh?
[07:55] Ishikawa
    And I'm out!
[07:56] Sato
    Me, too!
[08:00] Raido
    Still, there's more than one way to win...
[08:03] Raido
    Okay, let's start the next round.
[08:05] Raido
    You can't depend on luck.
[08:07] Raido
    The second key to victory!
[08:07] Sign
    The Second Key to Victory
[08:10] Raido
    I draw the card Aharen-san picks.
[08:14] Raido
    If it doesn't make a pair for her,
[08:17] Raido
    it has to for either me or Sato-san.
[08:21] Raido
    Here we go!
[08:31] Raido
    She got the old maid, huh?
[08:33] Raido
    Aharen-san usually has a poker face,
[08:36] Raido
    but at times like this, she's easy to read.
[08:39] Raido
    Let's avoid the obvious bait
    and choose another card...
[08:44] Raido
    Wait, no! Think about this carefully.
[08:47] Raido
    Aharen-san is constantly
    getting the better of me.
SIGN    YANKEERAS
SIGN     RAIDO
    
     LOSES

[08:51] Raido
    This could be a trap of hers,
    anticipating my next move!
[08:55] Raido
    That was a close one.
[08:58] Raido
    But I'm one step ahead of you!
[09:06] Raido
    She was able to anticipate
    what I anticipated.
[09:09] Raido
    But having the old maid at this point
    actually works out for me.
[09:12] Raido
    The third key to victory!
[09:12] Sign
    The Third Key to Victory
[09:15] Raido
    Hang on to the old maid
    while everyone still has a lot of cards,
[09:19] Raido
    then pass it on in the latter
    half of the game when they're scarce.
[09:20] Ishikawa
    This one!
[09:23] Raido
    That way, it'll stay in the hands
    of the other players
[09:24] Sign
    Old Maid
[09:26] Raido
    while it works it way back to me,
[09:27] Sign
    Old Maid
[09:28] Sign
    Old Maid
[09:29] Sign
    Old Maid
[09:29] Raido
    providing me with
    a protracted period of safety.
[09:31] Raido
    You can control the cards people pick, too.
[09:35] Raido
    Humans have a tendency to choose
[09:36] Raido
    from the side opposite
    their dominant hand in tense moments.
[09:38] Sato
    Which one...?
[09:41] Sato
    Maybe this one?
[09:41] Raido
    Good. I'll hold it until later in the game
[09:44] Raido
    before sending it into circulation.
[09:55] Raido
    All right! Now's the time!
[09:56] Raido
    Go forth, joker!
[10:03] Sato
    Yay! I'm out.
[10:08] Ishikawa
    So am I!
[10:10] Raido
    I should thank the gods
    for this opportunity!
[10:13] Raido
    This is the perfect one-on-one
    duel against Aharen-san!
[10:19] Raido
    The fourth key to victory: observation!
[10:19] Sign
    The Fourth Key to Victory
[10:22] Raido
    It's said that there's no better
    psychological indicator than the eyes.
[10:35] Raido
    There it is!
[10:36] Raido
    This one!
[10:38] Raido
    I did it.
[10:40] Raido
    I won!
[10:50] Ishikawa
    Aharen-san wins!
[10:53] Sato
    Congratulations!
[10:55] Raido
    Aharen-san... I...
[10:59] Raido
    I don't know if I can ever trust you again!
[11:03] Raido
    How could this be? I saw you look away...
[11:08] Aharen
    I got embarrassed that you
    were staring at me...
[11:12] Raido
    Oh, is that it? Sorry about that.
[11:23] Raido
    Yet again, I couldn't beat her...
[11:28] Raido
    All when she's so willing to get close to me!
[11:34] Math Teacher
    And because of that,
[11:35] Math Teacher
     we end up with this.
[11:38] Math Teacher
     This formula will be on the test,
    so make sure to note it down.
[11:40] Raido
    That's one opulent sleeping position.
[11:44] Teacher
    Okay, that'll do for today.
[11:46] Ishikawa
    We've got class in another room next, right?
[11:49] Raido
    Yeah.
[11:52] Raido
    Aharen-san, we need to switch classrooms.
[12:00] Raido
    You awake?
[12:02] Raido
    We've got science next.
    Let's get ready and head out.
[12:12] Raido
    Aharen-san's not moving.
[12:14] Raido
    But why?
[12:16] Raido
    I understand, though, Aharen-san.
[12:20] Raido
    This is a sensitive age.
[12:21] Raido
    Kids in middle and high school often
[12:23] Raido
    feel the desire to skip class
    for no particular reason.
[12:27] Raido
    And look at Aharen-san's mute objection.
    Not moving. Not saying a word.
[12:32] Raido
    Her silence speaks volumes.
[12:34] Raido
    She doesn't rush into
    destruction or misconduct...
[12:36] Raido
    She's so strong and proud.
[12:39] Aharen
    I was...
[12:42] Aharen
    I was asleep in the same
    position for so long...
[12:45] Aharen
    Now I'm numb and can't move.
[12:51] Raido
    Yeah, that makes sense. I knew it.
[12:54] Raido
    You're just feeling numb.
[12:56] Raido
    What do we do about this?
[12:58] Raido
    Okay!
[13:02] Raido
    Let's head to the science lab like this.
[13:04] Aharen
    Thanks.
[13:06] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[13:09] Raido
    How about now? Do you have feeling back?
[13:11] Aharen
    I do.
[13:13] Raido
    Good. That takes care of that.
[13:17] Science Teacher
    All right, that's it for today.
[13:20] Raido
    Let's get going, Aharen-san...
[13:24] Raido
    Aharen-san, class is over.
[13:29] Aharen
    I'm numb all over again.
[13:31] Raido
    Yeah, that makes sense.
[13:34] Raido
    If she keeps falling asleep like this,
[13:37] Raido
    she might never be able to leave school!
[13:41] Raido
    Calm down! Always jumping to logical
    extremes is a bad habit of mine.
[13:47] Raido
    But I have to anticipate
    a variety of scenarios
[13:50] Raido
    or I won't know what to do
    if something unexpected happens.
[13:53] Raido
    Still...
[13:54] Raido
    would I really be able to carry her
    on my back for the rest of my life?
[14:03] Raido
    Aharen-san.
[14:05] Raido
    Why are you so tired today?
[14:13] Aharen
    I was up late thinking about what
    kind of sides you'd want with lunch.
[14:19] Raido
    For me?!
[14:21] Aharen
    You didn't finish everything yesterday.
[14:24] Raido
    You got it wrong. It was all really good.
[14:27] Raido
    There was just more than
    I had room for in my stomach.
[14:31] Raido
    But I've made up my mind, Aharen-san.
[14:34] Raido
    I'm willing to carry you
    for the rest of my...
[14:37] Raido
    Oh, you're feeling better?
[14:40] Raido
    Good. That's great.
[14:46] Futaba
    Tomorrow is finally the field trip!
[14:49] Futaba
    I'm gonna feed Akkun a homemade lunch
    and get my hands on his stomach!
[14:55] Futaba
    I made a test run today,
    so I better try it out!
[15:01] Aharen
    Sorry, I forgot today was a half day.
[15:05] Raido
    That's okay.
[15:06] Raido
    I think it's really nice you made lunch.
[15:08] Raido
    And it's nice to eat in the park
     once in a while.
[15:11] Futaba
    I can't believe her!
[15:13] Futaba
    She handmade lunch
    so she could snare Akkun, too!
[15:18] Futaba
    Not on my watch!
[15:20] Futaba
    Aharen Reina!
[15:22] Aharen
    Futaba-chan?
[15:24] Futaba
    I challenge you to a lunch duel!
[15:27] Raido
    That's probably a bad idea.
[15:29] Raido
    Sorry. Never mind.
[15:31] Futaba
    You made Akkun lunch, too, didn't you?
[15:35] Futaba
    Well, mine is obviously
    way better than yours!
[15:39] Raido
    Wow, you made that by yourself?
[15:41] Futaba
    Go ahead and try it!
[15:52] Raido
    That's interesting... I've never had
    rolled egg with so many flavors.
[15:56] Raido
    It's sweet... salty... acidic... bitter...
[15:56] Futaba
    How do you like that?
    I put my own special twist on it!
[16:01] Futaba
    I'm gonna try yours now.
[16:03] Futaba
    There's no way it's as good as mine, though.
[16:10] Futaba
    It's so tasty...
[16:14] Futaba
    A-Anyone can make nice rolled egg, though.
[16:18] Futaba
    Let's try these meatballs next.
[16:22] Futaba
    You can tell they're handmade
    because they're so uneven.
[16:25] Futaba
    There's no way this is...
[16:30] Futaba
    So good! It's right up my alley!
[16:33] Futaba
    I hate to admit it,
    but she really is a good cook!
[16:37] Futaba
    Compared to hers, my lunch tastes
    kinda funny and looks weird...
[16:43] Futaba
    A-Aharen Reina.
[16:46] Futaba
    Um, would you...
    teach me how to cook, please?
[16:53] Futaba
    Quit acting so surprised!
[16:55] Futaba
    I know to be polite when asking
    for something, okay?!
[16:59] Futaba
    I wanna be able to make
    a lunch like yours, so...
[17:06] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[17:10] Raido
    Good thing they let us
    borrow the home ec room.
[17:13] Raido
    They even said we could
    use leftover ingredients.
[17:16] Aharen
    Well, let's wash our hands and get cooking.
[17:19] Futaba
    O-Okay.
[17:23] Futaba
    It's done!
[17:25] Futaba
    I did it myself...
[17:32] Futaba
    It's tasty!
[17:34] Aharen
    You did a good job, Futaba-chan.
[17:37] Aharen
    I'm sure he'll like it.
[17:41] Futaba
    I-I know that! You don't have to
    spell it out for me!
[17:45] Futaba
    Aharen Reina...
[17:47] Futaba
    For today, um...
[17:50] Futaba
    R-Really...
[17:53] Futaba
    Really, how could you be so stupid?!
    I totally tricked you!
[17:57] Futaba
    Now I'm a better cook than you!
[18:00] Futaba
    How naive do you have to be
    to help your enemy like this?
[18:03] Futaba
    Well, see you!
[18:08] Raido
    She's a tough little cookie.
[18:13] Futaba
    I didn't say thank you again...
[18:26] Art Teacher
    Choose whatever subject you'd like.
[18:28] Art Teacher
    The deadline is the end of next week.
[18:30] Art Teacher
    You're free to use any tools
    or materials in the art room.
[18:32] Students
    Okay.
[18:33] Ishikawa
    Having that freedom
    makes it harder to decide, weirdly...
[18:36] Sato
    I know what you mean.
[18:39] Raido
    Are you undecided, too, Aharen-san?
[18:42] Raido
    Let's think of something together, then.
[18:44] Ishikawa
    Maybe something like a landscape drawing?
[18:46] Raido
    A landscape...
[18:48] Raido
    Those are popular. Could be a good idea.
[18:54] Raido
    The trick is to give them depth
[18:55] Raido
    and create the right sense
    of scale between objects.
[18:59] Raido
    Landscapes are hard, huh?
[19:01] Futaba
    What do you two think you're doing?!
[19:04] Aharen
    Futaba-chan.
[19:06] Raido
    How'd the lunch go?
[19:07] Futaba
    It didn't go anywhere!
[19:10] Futaba
    Aharen Reina!
[19:12] Futaba
    How dare you... How dare you...
[19:15] Futaba
    How dare you poison that lunch?!
[19:20] Raido
    Poison?
[19:21] Futaba
    Akkun got an upset tummy because of it!
[19:25] Raido
    Wait, did you take the lunch
    we made that day?
[19:30] Futaba
    I-Is that a problem?
[19:32] Raido
    A big one!
[19:33] Raido
    You need to make lunch fresh
     that morning or it'll spoil.
[19:40] Raido
    I think portraits are more up our alley.
[19:42] Raido
    The first big step is to properly
    observe your model.
[19:52] Raido
    Uh...
[19:53] Raido
    I think this might be
    a little too much observation.
[19:57] Raido
    You'll be my model next, Aharen-san.
[20:04] Raido
    Um, models are supposed to sit still.
[20:07] Aharen
    It's embarrassing to be watched...
[20:10] Raido
    I see. Sorry. Let's try something else.
[20:15] Raido
    Clay is one of the most fundamental
    mediums for three-dimensional art.
[20:18] Raido
    The important thing is
    to create a sense of volume.
[20:22] Raido
    Maybe I can sculpt my sister...
[20:24] Raido
    There. All done.
[20:29] Raido
    Clay's tricky, huh?
[20:32] Raido
    What about you, Aharen-san?
[20:36] Raido
    How long's that gonna take to finish?
[20:38] Aharen
    About two months.
[20:40] Raido
    Way past the deadline, huh?
[20:48] Raido
    A self-portrait ended up working out best.
[20:50] Raido
    The deadline's today, but Aharen-san's
    been locked up in her studio
[20:54] Raido
    and hasn't come out...
[20:57] Raido
    Aharen-san, how's it going? Did you finish?
[21:01] Raido
    I don't see anything...
    What did you make, Aharen-san?
[21:06] Raido
    Aharen-san?
[21:08] Raido
    Are you okay?
[21:14] Raido
    Aharen-san?!
[21:15] Raido
    A-Are you asleep?
[21:18] Raido
    Pardon me...
[21:20] Raido
    She's not breathing!
    Her heart's not beating!
[21:24] Headlines from the upper right; clockwise
    An Unprecedented Sentencing! Execution
[21:24] Raido
    Did I kill her?!
[21:24] Headlines from the upper right; clockwise
    Previously
    Unsolved
    Cases
     Connected
[21:25] Headlines from the upper right; clockwise
    Classmate Arrested!
[21:25] Headlines from the upper right; clockwise
    Lured In with Sweet Whispers
[21:28] Raido
    Stay calm!
[21:29] Raido
    At times like this, the best thing
    to do is CPR while calling for help!
[21:32] Raido
    Somebody, help!
[21:35] Aharen
    What is it?
[21:36] Raido
    Perfect timing, Aharen-san!
    Aharen-san just fell!
[21:39] Raido
    Call a teacher! Get the AED!
[21:41] Raido
    And dial the emergency...
[21:45] Raido
    Huh?! There're two Aharen-sans?
[21:48] Aharen
    Oh, this?
[21:51] Aharen
    It's the doll I made.
[21:55] Raido
    She made a life-sized doll?
[21:59] Raido
    Kinda excessively realistic, huh?!
[23:35] Raido
    I'm glad you got a good grade
    with that thing.
[23:38] Raido
    It really is impressive.
[23:41] Aharen
    You can have it if you like it that much.
[23:43] Raido
    I couldn't possibly accept it.
[23:46] Raido
    Not after you made it yourself.
[23:54] Raido
    I'm not gonna be able to sleep, am I?

Season 1

E8 - Are you going to marry him?

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[01:35] Erika
    Nagi-kun, I'm going home to pick up my stuff.
[01:38] Erika
    I'll get some shopping done, too.
SIGN    Nagi-kun,
    I'm going home to pick up my stuff.
    I'll get some shopping done, too.
     From Erika
[01:43] Nagi
    Jeez, that spooked me.
[01:45] Nagi
    I can't believe she said that.
[01:51] (Flashback) Erika
    Your fate might change if I tell you.
[01:56] Nagi
    Who is the person Amano-san is trying
    to reach through social media?
[02:03] Nagi
    Do I ask or not?
[02:06] Nagi
    What should I do?
[02:13] Sachi
    Here I am.
[02:14] Sachi
    Is Erika-chan in?
SIGN    D
    e
    a
    t
    h
    l
    y
[02:17] Sachi
    I got the wrong building!
[02:20] Sachi
    Aw, Erika-chan's still not home?
[02:24] Nagi
    Probably not.
[02:26] Sachi
    "Probably" not?
[02:29] Sachi
    I guess I'll borrow your clothes, then.
[02:31] Nagi
    Huh? Why?
[02:33] Sachi
    I came here in the clothes Erika-chan got me,
[02:36] Sachi
    but what's the point if she's not even here?
[02:40] Nagi
    Just go home, then.
[02:42] Sachi
    You got in a fight with
    Erika-chan, didn't you?
[02:46] Nagi
    No, I didn't.
[02:48] Sachi
    Liar. That's why you're being weird.
[02:50] Nagi
    Weird how?
[02:51] Nagi
    What does it even have to do with you?
[02:53] Sachi
    Plenty!
[02:55] Sachi
    She's my precious big sister.
[02:58] Sachi
    You messed things up, didn't you?
[03:00] Nagi
    Just shut up and go home already.
[03:05] Sachi
    Hurry up and spill it!
[03:07] Nagi
    Ow, ow!
[03:09] Nagi
    Fine! Fine! I'll tell you!
[03:12] Sachi
    And?
[03:15] Nagi
    I'm sorry, Sachi-sama!
[03:18] Sachi
    Say it like you mean it!
[03:26] Sachi
    So you don't know if you
    should ask her or not, huh?
[03:30] Sachi
    I wouldn't know.
[03:32] Nagi
    Why were you so interested, then?
[03:35] Sachi
    How could I have known that I wouldn't know?
[03:39] Nagi
    I was an idiot for telling Sachi.
[03:43] News Reporter
    Many in the Shibuya area
    have raised similar concerns.
[03:44] Sachi
    Holy crap, the TV's huge.
[03:46] News Reporter
    We were able to talk to a few of them...
[03:46] Sachi
    You can see her pores.
[03:49] Nagi
    How's the house, anyway?
[03:53] Sachi
    Apparently, it's getting old or something.
[03:56] Sachi
    Construction's going to take a while longer.
[03:59] Sachi
    Our rental right now is really small.
[04:01] Sachi
    Mom's as rowdy as ever,
    and Dad snores so loud.
[04:06] Nagi
    Yeah?
[04:09] Nagi
    And what about you?
[04:11] Sachi
    Huh?
[04:12] Nagi
    Your studying, I mean.
[04:13] Nagi
    You'd better not be slacking
    just because I'm not there.
[04:17] Sachi
    I-I'm studying.
[04:20] Nagi
    You have entry exams next year.
[04:23] Sachi
    Never mind me, Onii.
[04:24] Sachi
    It sounds like you've got it rough.
[04:26] Sachi
    I heard Erika-chan's
    attending your school, too.
[04:30] Nagi
    I guess.
[04:31] Nagi
    You could say the personal
    relationships are kinda complicated.
[04:35] Sachi
    I bet it's something stupid again.
[04:38] Sachi
    You really suck at keeping friends, Onii.
[04:41] Nagi
    I wonder how we're so different,
    even though we're siblings.
[04:47] Sachi
    Actually, we aren't even siblings.
[04:53] Nagi
    Though, you know, talking to you
    reminds me of the vibe at home.
[05:01] Nagi
    Okay, I've decided.
[05:02] Nagi
    I'm going to ask her.
[05:03] Nagi
    No point in sitting here moping!
[05:07] Sachi
    Yeah.
SIGN    Umino Family Wisdom:
    buck up and face people head-on.
[05:09] Sachi&Nagi
    Umino family wisdom:
    buck up and face people head-on.
[05:13] Nagi
    Now that that's settled,
    I think I'll make some tonkatsu!
[05:16] Sachi
    Erika-chan said she can't
    keep eating fried food.
[05:20] Nagi
    Tonkatsu is battle food, isn't it?
[05:27] Sachi
    It's a battle?
SIGN    Flour
[05:40] Nagi
    Sachi, wanna stay for dinner?
[05:42] Nagi
    Huh?
[05:55] Sachi
    I'm home.
[05:56] Mom
    Welcome home.
[05:58] Mom
    Did you see Erika-chan?
[05:59] Sachi
    She wasn't home.
[06:00] Mom
    Yeah?
[06:02] Mom
    You can't keep imposing, though.
[06:04] Mom
    Those two need this time
    to get to know each other.
SIGN    New Math
[06:09] Sachi
    I know that.
[06:10] Mom
    Do you really?
[06:12] Mom
    Huh?
[06:13] Mom
    What are you doing?
[06:14] Sachi
    Leaving home.
[06:15] Mom
    Sachi! What?!
[06:17] Mom
    Leaving home why?
[06:18] Mom
    Where are you going?
[06:19] Sachi
    Where do you think?
[06:23] Sachi
    To Onii's and Erika-chan's place, obviously.
[06:27] Erika
    I'm home.
[06:29] Erika
    Sheesh, I bought way too much.
[06:33] Erika
    Hey, Sachi-chan, you're here.
[06:35] Erika
    Hey.
[06:35] Nagi
    Sachi left home?!
[06:36] Mom
    That's right.
[06:38] Mom
    She started packing as soon as she got home.
[06:41] Dad
    Sachi!
[06:43] Dad
    Was it me?!
[06:44] Dad
    Was it my loud snoring?!
[06:47] Nagi
    I don't get it.
[06:48] Nagi
    Why, exactly?
[06:49] Mom
    I have no idea.
[06:51] Dad
    Or is it
[06:52] Dad
    because I spend so long on the john?!
[06:55] Mom
    Just convince her to come home by tomorrow.
[06:58] Nagi
    All right.
SIGN    New Math 3
SIGN    Japanese
SIGN    History Textbook
[07:00] Sachi
    Let's see...
[07:01] Sachi
    Toothbrush, toiletries...
[07:04] Sachi
    Pillow, pajamas, and supplies for studying.
[07:06] Sachi
    I didn't want my uniform to get
    wrinkled, so I wore it here.
[07:10] Sachi
    Also, my cosmetics and my Sobasshi plush.
[07:14] Erika
    Wow. You brought a lot.
[07:16] Sachi
    Yeah. I want to live here.
[07:19] Erika
    Really? That's great!
[07:21] Nagi
    You can't do that.
[07:22] Nagi
    You can stay the night because it's late,
    but you're going home tomorrow.
[07:26] Sachi
    No.
[07:28] Nagi
    Why?
[07:29] Sachi
    Why do you get to decide, anyway?
[07:31] Sachi
    It's not your business.
[07:32] Nagi
    Yes, it is.
[07:34] Nagi
    This place was prepared for me and Amano-san.
[07:37] Nagi
    It's not for you!
[07:38] Sachi
    Then you don't get to decide, either, do you?
[07:42] Nagi
    Hey, just get lost already! Go home!
[07:44] Sachi
    Don't "hey" me!
[07:46] Erika
    Come on, you two.
[07:47] Erika
    I'll ask Dad for you.
[07:50] Erika
    So... y'know...
[07:51] Nagi
    Amano-san...
[07:53] Erika
    What?
[07:54] Erika
    I get to decide, too, don't I?
[07:56] Nagi
    Y-Yeah, but...
[07:58] Sachi
    I love you, Erika-chan.
[08:02] Erika
    I love you, too.
[08:04] Erika
    There, there.
[08:08] Nagi
    So why did you leave home, anyway?
[08:13] Erika
    I know. You're in your rebellious phase, right?
[08:17] Sachi
    I'm not.
[08:18] Erika
    She's been in her rebellious
    phase since third grade.
[08:21] Sachi
    I wanted help with schoolwork.
[08:25] Sachi
    You know how my place is a mess right now?
[08:28] Sachi
    We're poor enough as it is,
    and now we don't have any income.
[08:32] Sachi
    I want to go to a good school.
[08:34] Erika
    Y-You're such a good girl, Sachi-chan.
[08:38] Sachi
    A-Am I?
[08:40] Nagi
    What's gotten into you?
[08:42] Nagi
    You never talked like this before.
[08:44] Sachi
    I'm just saying what you always say.
[08:46] Nagi
    Well, yeah, but...
[08:50] Nagi
    Okay, fine.
[08:52] Nagi
    Go sleep in my room, then, brat.
[08:57] Sachi
    I don't want to sleep in your room!
[09:00] Erika
    Right?
[09:01] Erika
    You want to be in my room, right?
[09:04] Nagi
    No, no way.
[09:05] Nagi
    You talk in your sleep too much.
[09:07] Nagi
    I can't let you cause trouble for Amano-san.
[09:10] Sachi
    No way, no way, no way!
[09:13] Sachi
    You grind your teeth so loud,
    it's like a bomb going off.
[09:16] Nagi
    It doesn't sound like a bomb!
[09:18] Nagi
    What's your problem all of a sudden?
[09:19] Nagi
    We were sleeping in the same room with
    only a curtain between us this whole time!
[09:23] Sachi
    That's the problem to begin with, obviously!
[09:25] Nagi
    What does a runaway child
    know about what's "obvious"?
[09:29] Nagi
    Just sleep in my room tonight.
[09:32] Nagi
    Otherwise you can take the sofa!
SIGN    Murgh...
[09:37] Erika
    Now, now...
[09:38] Erika
    Anyway, Sachi-chan, have you had dinner yet?
[09:41] Sachi
    Huh? Not yet.
[09:43] Erika
    I haven't, either.
[09:45] Erika
    Nagi-kun, what's for dinner tonight?
[09:47] Nagi
    Tonkatsu.
[09:48] Erika
    Again?
[09:49] Erika
    I can't keep having fried food.
[09:51] Nagi
    I mean, I guess...
[09:53] Sachi
    I don't want anything you made.
[09:55] Nagi
    Why not?!
[09:56] Sachi
    I've been eating your cooking forever.
[10:00] Sachi
    I might as well have something fancy
    if I'm at a rich person's house, right?
[10:03] Nagi
    Do you really think you can get
    away with being so selfish?
[10:06] Nagi
    Right, Amano-san?
[10:08] Erika
    I kinda get it.
[10:09] Nagi
    Amano-san?!
[10:11] Erika
    Sachi-chan, wanna come study in my room?
[10:14] Sachi
    Okay.
[10:15] Nagi
    Just so you know, I'm the only
    person here who can help you study.
[10:19] Sachi
    I don't care. I'm having Erika-chan help me.
[10:22] Nagi
    Seriously...
[10:23] Erika
    I'll take care of this.
[10:26] Erika
    Miss Erika will get you up to speed.
[10:30] Sachi
    You're so cute!
[10:31] Sachi
    And you changed so fast.
[10:33] Erika
    Don't just stand there.
[10:34] Erika
    Lunch duty will make us
    some fancy night snacks.
[10:36] Nagi
    Who are you implying is on lunch duty?!
[10:38] Erika
    Meanwhile, we begin studying!
[10:39] Sachi
    Yes, ma'am.
[10:41] Nagi
    Damn it, Sachi...
[10:43] Nagi
    What's gotten into her?
[10:48] (Flashback) Sachi
    I mean, she's my actual sister.
[10:54] Nagi
    Hang on, is Sachi...
[10:57] Nagi
    trying to make up for the fifteen
    years she never got to spend with her?
[11:06] Erika
    So...
[11:08] Erika
    Why did you come here, Sachi-chan?
[11:13] Erika
    Oh, I'm not questioning you or
    hoping you'll leave or anything.
[11:17] Erika
    But it seems like you have a good reason.
[11:23] Erika
    I won't lie. I ran away from home once, too.
[11:26] Sachi
    Really? Why?
[11:31] Erika
    Family's complicated, you know?
[11:35] Erika
    Especially with my dad
    being as pushy as he is.
[11:38] Sachi
    I see.
[11:42] Sachi
    That day...
[11:44] Sachi
    That day, when you first came over...
[11:47] Sachi
    I was at the back of the restaurant.
[11:51] Sachi
    I thought it was all over.
[11:53] Sachi
    Was he going to marry you?
[11:56] Sachi
    Would he never come back home?
[12:03] Sachi
    I wanted...
[12:09] Sachi
    I wanted a little more time with Onii-chan.
[12:14] Sachi
    I'm sorry.
[12:19] Sachi
    I think I'll go home.
[12:21] Erika
    Nah.
[12:24] Erika
    You're welcome to stay.
[12:33] Nagi
    Jeez...
[12:34] Nagi
    So that's what this was all about?
[12:38] (Flashback) Sachi
    Wait for me!
[12:40] (Flashback) Sachi
    Onii-chan!
[12:42] (Flashback) Sachi
    Wait for me!
[12:45] (Flashback) Sachi
    Why do you keep going so far ahead?
[12:48] (Flashback) Sachi
    Don't leave me!
[12:55] (Flashback) Nagi
    Come on.
[13:08] Erika
    I'm so full.
[13:10] Erika
    Oh, can I have that?
[13:11] Sachi
    Sure.
[13:12] Nagi
    About Sachi...
[13:15] Nagi
    I'll help her study.
[13:17] Nagi
    So she can stay here for a while.
[13:19] Mom
    What?! Are you crazy?
[13:21] Mom
    Dad's crying!
[13:23] Dad
    Sachi! Why?!
[13:25] Nagi
    Well, tell him it's time to stop
    clinging to his daughter so much.
[13:25] Dad
    Sachi! Sachi!
[13:32] Sachi
    My hand slipped!
[13:34] Sachi
    How much? How much is this plate worth?
[13:44] Nagi
    Is this really going to work out?
SIGN    Sachi's Room
    
    No Oniis allowed!
[14:01] Nagi
    My neck...
[14:02] Erika
    Morning.
[14:05] Erika
    Something smells nice.
[14:07] Sachi
    Morning, you two.
[14:09] Erika
    You're up early on a weekend, Sachi-chan.
[14:11] Sachi
    Yeah.
[14:13] Sachi
    It's a habit.
[14:14] Sachi
    I made breakfast, by the way.
[14:17] Erika
    You eat this much in the morning?!
[14:19] Sachi
    We do in the Umino household.
[14:21] Erika
    Seriously?
[14:23] Sachi
    It's the least I could do,
    since I'm staying here.
[14:27] Erika
    Yay!
[14:28] Erika
    I was thinking I should bring my
    helper in, so this is perfect.
[14:32] Nagi
    I thought you were going to be independent.
[14:37] Erika
    Oh, man, I'm so excited for
    my sister's home cooking.
[14:40] Erika
    I need to watch my weight,
    though, or this'll kill me.
[14:42] Nagi
    I totally lost my chance to ask about
    the school trip conversation, though.
[14:48] Nagi
    Amano-san's being her usual self,
    like nothing ever happened.
[14:53] Erika
    I know.
[14:54] Erika
    Let's all go shopping together.
[14:56] Erika
    Now that Sachi-chan's going to live with us,
[14:58] Erika
    we're going to need more daily necessities.
[15:00] Erika
    Rice bowls and chopsticks and all that.
[15:02] Erika
    It feels wrong to make her use guest stuff.
[15:04] Sachi
    Really?
[15:05] Nagi
    No way.
[15:06] Nagi
    It's our day off. Why wouldn't
    we use the time to study?
[15:10] Sachi
    I'll start studying tomorrow.
[15:14] Nagi
    You two go, then.
[15:15] Nagi
    I want to study to place first
    again on the next exam.
[15:19] Erika
    Okay.
[15:20] Erika
    You can keep sleeping on the sofa, then.
[15:22] Sachi
    That's true. There aren't enough blankets.
[15:27] Nagi
    Well...
[15:35] Sachi
    Here we go.
[15:36] Erika
    Okay.
[15:39] Erika
    Nice!
[15:41] Erika
    Let's take one together.
[15:43] Guy A E8
    Did you see them?
[15:44] Guy A E8
    I bet they're celebrities.
[15:46] Guy B E8
    They were both super cute.
[15:48] Guy A E8
    I know!
[15:50] Erika
    Hey, Sachi-chan, how many times
    have you been hit on so far?
[15:55] Sachi
    Um...
[15:56] Sachi
    Since I got into middle school? Uh...
[16:00] Sachi
    I've lost count.
[16:01] Nagi
    What?!
[16:02] Erika
    Oh, you.
[16:03] Sachi
    It sucks having to turn them down, right?
[16:05] Erika
    I feel you.
[16:07] Nagi
    Come to think of it, in middle school...
[16:10] (Flashback) Middle School Classmate A
    Your sister's pretty cute, huh, Umino-kun?
[16:14] (Flashback) Middle School Classmate B
    You don't look alike, either.
[16:15] (Flashback) Middle School Classmate C
    Can I come over sometime?
[16:17] (Flashback) Nagi
    Why?
[16:18] (Flashback) Middle School Classmate B
    Introduce me to your mom.
[16:19] (Flashback) Nagi
    Why?
[16:22] Nagi
    So that's why the jocks
    were always talking to me.
[16:27] Nagi
    Wait... They weren't the only ones, though.
[16:29] Nagi
    So the old guys who come
    to the shop all the time...
[16:32] (Flashback) Customer A E2
    You should marry my son.
[16:34] (Flashback) Sachi
    Whatever.
[16:35] (Flashback) Sachi
    You guys are too drunk.
[16:38] Nagi
    S-Seriously? Damn it, Sachi...
[16:41] Sachi
    When Onii-chan's making that face,
    it's because he's fantasizing.
[16:44] Erika
    So that's what that face is.
[16:47] Erika
    So creepy.
[16:52] Erika
    I think that should do it.
[16:54] Nagi
    W-We're actually buying this?
[16:57] Erika
    Okay, Nagi-kun, could you pay for that?
[16:59] Nagi
    Huh?! What about the bowls and blankets?!
[17:02] Erika
    They didn't have bowls here,
    so I bought one online.
[17:05] Erika
    And Sachi-chan can sleep next to me. Right?
[17:08] Sachi
    P-Please and thank you.
[17:10] Nagi
    This is all kinds of confusing.
[17:12] Store Clerk A E8
    That'll be 3,578 yen.
[17:15] Nagi
    Three—
[17:18] Nagi
    I'm wasting my precious weekend
    and money on this junk!
[17:23] Store Clerk A E8
    Thank you very much.
[17:26] Nagi
    And why is it so huge?
[17:29] Nagi
    And they're gone!
[17:31] Pedestrian A E8
    Hey, this looks bad.
[17:34] Pedestrian B E8
    Poor things...
[17:35] Pedestrian C E8
    I heard it's two girls.
[17:37] Pedestrian D E8
    Maybe we should call the cops.
[17:42] Nagi
    No...
[17:43] Nagi
    Sorry, please...
[17:46] Nagi
    Let me through!
[17:48] Nagi
    It's because I wasn't keeping an eye on them.
[17:51] Nagi
    Let me through!
[17:52] Nagi
    They're my fiancée and sister!
[17:57] Erika
    Nagi-kun?
[17:58] Sachi
    Onii?
[17:59] Nagi
    Huh?!
[18:01] Nagi
    Why are you two having a chill café break?!
[18:04] Nagi
    I thought you got caught in an incident!
[18:06] Erika
    I guess you could call it an incident.
[18:09] Sachi
    A crowd just formed.
[18:11] Pedestrian E E8
    Look! That's definitely Amano Erika!
[18:13] Pedestrian H E8
    Is it okay to take a picture?
[18:14] Pedestrian F E8
    How cute!
[18:14] Pedestrian G E8
    Her friend's cute, too.
[18:15] Pedestrian E E8
    What's his problem?
[18:17] Pedestrian G E8
    What a loser.
[18:21] Erika
    I'm glad you're here, though.
[18:25] Erika
    Let's go home, Nagi-kun.
[18:28] Sachi
    Come on, Onii. Hurry up.
[18:34] Mob A E8
    Huh?! He's with them?!
[18:36] Mob B E8
    Did he just say "fiancée"?
[18:37] Mob C E8
    Seriously?
[18:40] Nagi
    Hang on a second...
[18:40] Erika
    Let's go.
[18:41] Sachi
    Come on, Onii.
[18:42] Nagi
    Am I actually living with two sisters
    who are kind of a big deal?!
[18:50] Erika
    Done!
[18:52] Nagi
    Huh...
[18:55] Nagi
    All that stuff was for
    a hand-made photo board?
[18:58] Erika
    Yeah.
[18:59] Erika
    Now that Sachi-chan's here, we have to
    be positive about us living together.
[19:04] Erika
    A little to the right, Sachi-chan.
[19:06] Sachi
    Here?
[19:07] Erika
    Perfect.
[19:08] Erika
    Here we go.
[19:09] Erika
    Come on, Nagi-kun, hurry up.
[19:12] Nagi
    Huh?
[19:13] Erika
    It's taking the picture.
SIGN    Sachi-chan
    joined us!
[19:20] Erika
    You're so blurry, Nagi-kun.
[19:22] Sachi
    Onii's always had lousy timing.
[19:25] Sachi
    He always has his eyes closed
    when we take family photos.
[19:29] Erika
    That sounds like him!
[19:30] Nagi
    Sachi and Amano-san have
    been joined at the hip all day.
[19:33] Nagi
    I never got a chance to talk.
[19:36] Nagi
    Is Amano-san going to pretend
    all that never happened?
[19:43] Nagi
    I...
SIGN    Erika's and Sachi's Room
[19:48] Sachi
    No, Erika-chan...
[19:51] Sachi
    Sobasshi isn't edible, even if you're rich.
[20:03] Erika
    The bath's all yours, Nagi-kun.
[20:09] Erika
    What?
[20:10] Nagi
    Um, about the field trip...
[20:14] Erika
    Yeah?
[20:15] Nagi
    Ever since I met you and Segawa-san,
    and especially since Sachi moved in...
[20:21] Nagi
    I realized...
[20:29] Nagi
    Everyone's got their problems,
    even if they don't tell people.
[20:34] Nagi
    I don't want to pry just
    to satisfy my curiosity,
[20:38] Nagi
    and carry on without even
    being prepared to accept it.
[20:41] Nagi
    But I don't think it's right to
    pretend we forgot about it all, either.
[20:48] Nagi
    So I want you to wait until I'm prepared.
[20:54] Nagi
    In other words...
[20:56] Nagi
    I'm not ready yet.
[21:03] Nagi
    H-How could you laugh?!
[21:05] Erika
    I mean, you say that now?
[21:08] Erika
    The timing's a bit weird, don't you think?
[21:09] Nagi
    Well, with Sachi leaving home
    and us going shopping and stuff,
[21:13] Nagi
    I didn't have a chance to bring it up.
[21:17] Erika
    Is it that funny to you?!
[21:19] Nagi
    Sorry.
[21:21] Nagi
    That's so like you, though.
SIGN    Sachi-chan
    joined us!
[21:29] Erika
    Let me know when you're ready.

Season 1

E9 - The Kuroshio currents beckon to me.

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[00:08] Sachi
    Onii, you can use the bath now.
[00:12] Sachi
    Hey.
SIGN    Segawa Hiro
    
    Are you interested in
    so-called "dates"?
SIGN    Segawa Hiro
    
    Are you interested in
    so-called "dates"?
[00:32] Sachi
    Dates?
[02:08] Erika
    Nagi-kun...
[02:10] Erika
    What's wrong?
[02:14] Nagi
    What's the matter?
[02:19] Erika
    You're up awfully early for a
    post-field trip make-up weekend.
[02:23] Nagi
    Yeah, well, you know...
[02:24] Erika
    Sachi-chan's at school, huh?
[02:29] Erika
    Time for a morning nap.
[02:31] Nagi
    You aren't going to ask why?!
[02:34] Nagi
    That's right.
[02:35] Nagi
    Today's the day...
SIGN    See you at the station
    at 9!
[02:38] Nagi
    I have a date with Segawa-san!
[02:43] Nagi
    So I was all pumped up...
[02:46] Nagi
    But I know where this is going.
[02:48] Nagi
    We're collecting stamps again, aren't we?
[02:51] Nagi
    I wish she'd understand already...
[02:53] Nagi
    Collecting stamps isn't all
    there is to do in this world.
[02:56] Hiro
    Umino-kun!
[02:58] Hiro
    Morning!
[03:05] Hiro
    You're here early.
[03:07] Nagi
    Morning.
[03:10] Nagi
    Perfection!
[03:13] Hiro
    Oh, my outfit?
[03:15] Hiro
    I wore stuff I can move around in comfortably.
[03:18] Hiro
    Does it not work on me?
[03:19] Nagi
    No, I just...
[03:21] Nagi
    I think you look great!
[03:23] Nagi
    I can't look straight at her.
[03:26] Hiro
    Let's go.
[03:27] Nagi
    R-Right.
[03:30] Hiro
    I like your outfit, too.
[03:32] Hiro
    It's weird.
[03:38] Nagi
    Here?!
[03:39] Hiro
    Yeah.
[03:40] Hiro
    I come here often.
[03:43] Nagi
    It's an amusement park...
[03:45] Nagi
    Is this actually a proper date?!
[03:49] Hiro
    Hello. Could I get two tickets
    with the couples' discount?
[03:52] Nagi
    Couples'?!
[03:54] Hiro
    This place gives you a discount
    if you come as a pair.
[03:59] Nagi
    I-I see.
[04:01] Nagi
    C-Calm down.
[04:02] Nagi
    I need to stop overreacting.
[04:05] Hiro
    Yay, Umino-kun. We saved 600 yen.
[04:08] Nagi
    Yay...
[04:09] Hiro
    It's reassuring how
    down-to-earth Segawa-san is.
[04:14] Nagi
    Do you usually come here with friends?
[04:17] Hiro
    Nah, I come alone.
[04:19] Hiro
    You've seen how I tend to
    boss people around, right?
[04:23] Nagi
    So why'd you invite me today, then?
[04:25] Hiro
    Partly so I could get the
    discount, of course,
[04:31] Hiro
    but also because you seem like
    someone who could keep up with me.
[04:39] Hiro
    All right, here we go!
[04:41] Nagi
    Right!
[04:42] Nagi
    I'll follow you forever, Segawa-san!
[05:15] Hiro
    Let's see...
[05:17] Hiro
    What should we ride nex—
[05:23] Hiro
    Sorry about that.
[05:25] Hiro
    I tend to get carried away when
    there's something I want to do.
[05:28] Hiro
    I didn't even notice you didn't
    like going on scary rides.
[05:33] Nagi
    I don't, but I never said I can't.
[05:38] Hiro
    I was going to apologize about the trip, too.
[05:42] Hiro
    Off we go!
[05:43] Hiro
    Like how I took off on my own when we
    were supposed to stick with our group.
[05:47] Hiro
    I should be careful from now on.
[05:49] Nagi
    Should you, though?
[05:52] Nagi
    I think you're fine as you are.
[05:54] Nagi
    I know you get along with everyone,
[05:57] Nagi
    but I think it's cool how you're
    always true to yourself.
[06:02] Hiro
    I-Is it?
[06:04] Nagi
    Yeah.
[06:08] Hiro
    Okay, then, Umino-kun...
SIGN    Next-Gen Maze
[06:11] Hiro
    I challenge you to that!
[06:13] Nagi
    What does that have to do with it?!
[06:15] Hiro
    Well, I'll go this way.
[06:17] Nagi
    I guess I'm going this way.
[06:19] Nagi
    Ready, and...
[06:26] Nagi
    What is this?!
[06:28] Nagi
    Mazes these days sure are amazing.
[06:33] Nagi
    Huh?
[06:34] Nagi
    It's fake?!
[06:37] Nagi
    I embarrassed myself in the
    thrill ride tolerance race.
[06:41] Nagi
    I need to stick it to Segawa-san this time.
[06:44] Nagi
    I'm going to be the one to escape first!
[06:49] Nagi
    Now it's a ton of mes!
[06:53] Nagi
    Wow.
[06:54] Nagi
    How did they even do this?
[06:57] Nagi
    Crap, I need to focus on getting out.
[07:00] Nagi
    Where's the exit?
[07:03] Hiro
    Umino-kun.
[07:14] Nagi
    S-Sorry! That wasn't on purpose!
[07:16] Nagi
    I mean... That was an accident.
[07:19] Nagi
    We have to do these things in
    the right order, right? Like...
[07:21] Nagi
    I was actually hoping to do that after
    I won against you ten times on exams.
[07:25] Nagi
    Wait, what am I even saying?!
[07:27] Nagi
    What I mean to say is...
[07:29] Nagi
    I apologize!
[07:32] Hiro
    That's a fake.
[07:36] Hiro
    You're kind of cute when you're flustered.
SIGN    grudge grudge grudge grudge grudge grudge grudge
[07:55] Erika
    Aw, man!
[07:56] Erika
    I bought too many summer clothes again.
[07:59] Erika
    Look at this.
[08:02] Sachi
    Hey, Erika-chan...
[08:06] Sachi
    Do you know where Onii is right now?
[08:08] Erika
    Nagi-kun?
[08:10] Erika
    Come to think of it, he went out
    dressed all weird this morning.
[08:13] Sachi
    He's on a date.
[08:15] Erika
    Oh, with Hiro-chan, right?
[08:17] Sachi
    Huh?!
[08:19] Sachi
    Onii went on a date with another woman!
[08:22] Sachi
    Even though he's engaged to you!
[08:25] Sachi
    You're okay with this?!
[08:26] Erika
    I mean, I don't plan to actually marry him.
[08:33] Erika
    Besides, Nagi-kun seems to like Hiro-chan.
[08:35] Erika
    And that's helping him study hard, too.
[08:37] Sachi
    Still, he's engaged. It's indecent.
[08:40] Erika
    Indecent?!
[08:42] Sachi
    Yeah, indecent.
[08:44] Sachi
    Also...
[08:48] Erika
    You're upset because it's like
    she took your brother from you.
[08:51] Sachi
    Damn it, this is pissing me off!
[08:54] Sachi
    It's pissing me off and ticking me off!
[08:56] Erika
    It looks more like you're teed off to me.
[09:02] Sachi
    I'm leaving!
[09:03] Erika
    Leaving where?
[09:11] Hiro
    Let's go again!
[09:18] Hiro
    Let's go again!
[09:25] Hiro
    Let's go again!
SIGN    Meguro Batting Center
[09:31] Nagi
    What is this place?!
[09:33] Sachi
    The batting center.
[09:35] Sachi
    I come here when I get in
    fights at home and stuff.
[09:38] Erika
    Wow!
[09:40] Erika
    I never knew we had something
    like this in our neighborhood.
[09:43] Sachi
    You sure are one of the rich kids if
    you've never heard of a batting center.
[09:48] Sachi
    Don't come in. It's dangerous.
[09:56] Sachi
    Onii...
[09:58] Sachi
    You dumbass!
[10:01] Sachi
    You suck!
[10:02] Sachi
    Pervert!
[10:04] Sachi
    Enemy of humanity!
[10:06] Sachi
    I'm going to make you pay!
[10:16] Erika
    I have arrived.
[10:18] Erika
    I'm here to win the game for us.
[10:21] Sachi
    Erika-chan?!
[10:23] Sachi
    You look cute, but what is that?
[10:25] Sachi
    Are you cosplaying as a pro baseball player?
[10:28] Erika
    Nope.
[10:29] Erika
    I'm a major leaguer.
[10:31] Sachi
    So that's where you're going with this.
[10:32] Erika
    Batter up!
[10:35] Sachi
    You should start with slower
    pitches if this is your first time.
[10:38] Erika
    I got this.
[10:40] Erika
    Hey! Come on!
[10:48] Erika
    We got wrecked.
[10:50] Sachi
    Why are you here?
[10:51] ---
    Bath House
[10:55] Erika
    So this is a bath house!
[10:57] Erika
    I've never been to one before!
[10:59] Sachi
    I wash off the sweat from
    the batting center here.
[11:03] Sachi
    That usually clears my mind.
[11:06] Sachi
    You have to get in the lukewarm
    water first so your body can adjust.
SIGN    Hot Tub
SIGN    Currently
SIGN    degrees
[11:10] Sachi
    Uh...
SIGN    Caution
[11:12] Sachi
    Erika-chan?!
[11:14] Erika
    What the hell?! This is way too hot!
[11:16] Erika
    This bath house is messed up!
SIGN    Cold water
SIGN    degrees
[11:25] Sachi
    Quiet in the bath house!
[11:32] Erika
    I'm in heaven.
[11:35] Erika
    This'll definitely make you
    forget all about Nagi-kun.
[11:38] Sachi
    Oh, right.
[11:40] Sachi
    I came here to cool my head, but you're
    so funny that I forgot all about that.
[11:45] Erika
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[11:50] Erika
    I had no idea, though.
[11:53] Erika
    You have a whole world of your own, huh?
[11:57] Sachi
    It's just a commoner's way of de-stressing.
[12:01] Erika
    You know, I was thinking...
[12:04] Erika
    It might be a miracle that
    I'm here with you right now.
[12:10] Sachi
    A miracle?
[12:11] Erika
    Well, if I hadn't found out that
    Nagi-kun and I were swapped at birth,
[12:16] Erika
    we wouldn't have found
    out that we're sisters.
[12:20] Erika
    We lived our lives all that time
    not even knowing that we're family.
[12:27] Sachi
    Yeah, you're right.
[12:31] Sachi
    Then again, the family we have right
    now might suddenly be gone one day.
[12:37] Erika
    That's true.
[12:39] Erika
    So I want you to value the
    time we have together.
[12:43] ---
    Gerorin
[12:44] Sachi
    Okay. I've made up my mind.
[12:52] Hiro
    All right, Umino-kun.
[12:54] Hiro
    See you at school.
[12:57] Nagi
    Yeah.
[13:05] (Flashback) Hiro
    You're cute, Umino-kun.
[13:09] Nagi
    Cute?
[13:11] Nagi
    Why not "hot"?!
[13:13] Nagi
    She doesn't see me as a guy, does she?!
[13:16] Nagi
    I know I was pathetic, but come on!
[13:19] Nagi
    Today's date was a total loss.
[13:24] ---
    grudge grudge grudge grudge grudge grudge grudge
    
    murder murder murder murder murder murder murder
    
    curse curse curse curse curse curse curse curse curse
[13:26] Nagi
    What the hell?!
[13:30] Nagi
    I'm home.
[13:32] Sachi
    Welcome home.
[13:33] Nagi
    Th-Thanks.
[13:38] Nagi
    What?
[13:42] Nagi
    Um...
[13:45] Nagi
    What is this chunk of meat,
    chock full of anger and hatred?
[13:50] Sachi
    It's a Hamburg steak. Eat it.
[13:53] Nagi
    Is it poisoned or something?
[13:54] Sachi
    Just eat it.
[13:56] Sachi
    You're hungry, aren't you?
[13:58] Nagi
    No, I...
[13:59] Sachi
    Just eat!
[14:07] Nagi
    It tastes good, but...
[14:10] Sachi
    Say, Onii...
[14:12] Sachi
    You had a date today, didn't you?
[14:15] Nagi
    How did you know?!
[14:16] Sachi
    How'd it go?
[14:17] Nagi
    Wh-Why do you care?
[14:20] Sachi
    Looks like it was a disaster.
[14:24] Nagi
    As if you'd know!
[14:26] Sachi
    Well, you're being shifty-eyed.
[14:27] Nagi
    I am not!
[14:29] Sachi
    Your outfit's a disaster
    right from the start.
[14:32] Nagi
    So it is weird?!
[14:33] Sachi
    Really weird.
[14:34] Nagi
    How?!
[14:35] Nagi
    Tell me specifically!
SIGN    Mom,
    Want to go to the bath house
    together sometime?
[14:37] Sachi
    It's obviously weird!
[14:39] Nagi
    But how?!
[14:58] Nagi
    Who the heck is it?
[15:00] Nagi
    It's three in the morning.
[15:02] Sachi
    I'm scared.
[15:03] Erika
    You answer it, Nagi-kun.
[15:15] Yohei
    'Sup?
[15:16] Yohei
    Morning.
[15:17] Sachi
    Dad?!
[15:18] Nagi
    Why?
[15:20] Yohei
    Y'all...
[15:22] Yohei
    We're going fishing!
[15:25] Sachi
    Fishing?!
[15:26] Yohei
    All right, let's see who
    can land the biggest catch!
[15:32] Erika
    Bring it on!
[15:33] Sachi
    Erika-chan, I'm pretty sure that's
    an industrial fisherman's outfit.
[15:36] Erika
    I've never gone fishing before.
[15:39] Erika
    Do you do this often?
[15:40] Sachi
    No, this is my first time, too.
[15:44] Sachi
    Dad goes fishing a lot because it's his
    hobby, but he only brings Onii along.
[15:49] Yohei
    I can't wait!
[15:50] Sachi
    I'm not interested in fishing, after all.
[15:52] Erika
    Really?
[15:54] Erika
    So where's Nagi-kun?
[15:57] Sachi
    Huh?
[16:00] Sachi
    Found him.
[16:05] Erika
    Really? You're seasick?!
[16:07] Nagi
    Don't mind me.
[16:09] Nagi
    This is what always happens.
[16:11] Erika
    This always happens?
[16:12] Sachi
    I can't believe you'd go
    fishing when you get seasick.
[16:15] Sachi
    Although I blame Dad for inviting you, too.
[16:17] Nagi
    No kidding.
[16:19] Nagi
    I wish he wouldn't drag me into this.
[16:21] Yohei
    But it's no fun fishing by myself.
[16:24] Nagi
    So why did you bring Sachi
    and Amano-san along, then?
[16:27] Yohei
    Because Sachi left home!
[16:30] Nagi
    So you're just lonely.
[16:33] Yohei
    Besides, as Erika-chan's father, I wanted
    to get to know her better, y'know?
[16:42] Yohei
    He's not listening.
[16:45] Erika
    Wait, Dad Yohei! I got a huge one!
[16:48] Erika
    Take a picture!
[16:50] Yohei
    Good going, Erika!
[16:52] Yohei
    That's my daughter!
[16:55] Yohei
    You're just like Namie-chan
    when she was younger.
[16:58] Erika
    Really? That's awesome!
[17:01] Nagi
    They're already hitting it off.
[17:03] Sachi
    I gotta keep up.
[17:05] Nagi
    I'll pass.
[17:07] Yohei
    Are you sure, Nagi?
[17:10] Yohei
    How about the winner gets 1,000 yen today?!
[17:14] Sachi
    I so want that!
[17:16] Nagi
    You sure you aren't missing a zero?
[17:19] Nagi
    Also, why do you even need
    that money, Amano-san?
[17:21] Erika
    What?
[17:22] Erika
    But 1,000 yen notes are so rare.
[17:23] Nagi
    Beware loaded girls.
[17:25] Sachi
    If I had 1,000 yen, I could buy a
    Sobasshi ticket and... how many ice creams?
[17:29] Sachi
    One, two...
[17:30] Nagi
    Whatever, suit yourselves.
[17:32] Nagi
    I'm not feeling well today. Goodnight.
[17:35] Yohei
    What's the matter, Nagi?
[17:37] Yohei
    Don't you want the 1,000 yen?
[17:39] Nagi
    Well, yeah, I do, but...
[17:41] Nagi
    I'm not used to living at my new place.
[17:44] Nagi
    And I'm especially exhausted
    since Sachi tumbled in.
[17:46] Nagi
    Then there's the studying...
    It's all left me sleep-deprived.
[17:52] Yohei
    You're still as hopeless as you've ever been.
[17:55] Nagi
    "Still"?
[17:57] Nagi
    Then couldn't you have had some sympathy for
    the guy getting dragged onto a fishing boat?
[18:05] Sachi
    Dad, I got one, too!
[18:07] Yohei
    That's a sea bass.
[18:09] Erika
    That's amazing, Sachi-chan!
[18:13] Nagi
    Now that I think about it,
    the first time I went fishing...
[18:17] (Flashback) Yohei
    What's wrong, Nagi? Seasick?
[18:20] (Flashback) Yohei
    Sheesh, I wonder who you got it from.
[18:24] (Flashback) Yohei
    Here, try using this as bait.
    You'll feel better.
[18:30] (Flashback) Nagi
    I'm never going fishing again.
[18:32] (Flashback) Yohei
    That's not an option.
[18:33] (Flashback) Yohei
    Not until you catch something
    bigger than I do.
[18:37] (Flashback) Yohei
    Nagi, we're going fishing!
[18:39] (Flashback) Yohei
    Nagi! Get ready!
[18:50] Nagi
    The Kuroshio currents beckon to me.
[18:55] Erika
    Nagi-kun's had an awakening!
[19:01] Nagi
    I'm never going fishing again.
[19:03] Nagi
    I'm ending this today!
[19:12] Erika
    Aw, that's so cute.
[19:14] Erika
    That's a ricefish, right?
[19:15] Sachi
    There are no ricefish in seawater.
[19:18] Yohei
    That's a mini mackerel.
[19:19] Nagi
    Mini?!
[19:21] Yohei
    Release.
[19:23] Yohei
    And so, the winner today is...
[19:26] Yohei
    Me!
[19:28] Erika
    This sucks!
[19:29] Sachi
    You're playing against beginners!
[19:31] Yohei
    Good thing, too,
    because I'm jobless right now.
[19:35] Yohei
    Although you scared me with how
    well you were doing, Erika-chan.
[19:38] Erika
    I was so close!
[19:43] (Flashback) Nagi
    I didn't get a big one today, either.
[19:45] (Flashback) Nagi
    I hate fishing.
[19:47] (Flashback) Yohei
    Don't say that.
[19:50] (Flashback) Yohei
    Wasn't it a nice change of pace?
[20:00] Sachi
    Look, look.
[20:01] Sachi
    I caught Onii.
[20:03] Sachi
    Seven of him. Seven!
[20:05] Sachi
    I have to share some with Erika-chan.
[20:12] Yohei
    You've changed in the short
    time you've been gone.
[20:16] Yohei
    You've grown, haven't you?
[20:18] Nagi
    Of course not.
[20:19] Nagi
    It's only been a month.
[20:21] Yohei
    Yeah?
[20:25] Nagi
    I don't hate my life right now, you know.
[20:31] Yohei
    Glad to hear it.
[20:34] (Flashback) Nagi
    Why do you always force me to come fishing
    whenever I have something on my mind?!
[20:39] (Flashback) Yohei
    Don't you forget about your
    problems while you're fishing?
[20:49] Yohei
    Let's do this again, Nagi.
[20:52] Nagi
    Yeah.
[21:03] Namie
    I'm sorry Yohei-kun caused
    you so much trouble.
[21:07] Erika
    No, it was really fun.
[21:10] Erika
    Although it surprised me when he
    showed up in the middle of the night.
[21:12] Namie
    Exactly.
[21:14] Namie
    He snuck out while I was asleep.
[21:16] Erika
    It was exciting, though.
[21:23] Sachi
    Dad, what are you doing?!
[21:26] Erika
    It got me thinking about how
    I might have turned out
[21:28] Erika
    if I'd grown up with this family.

Season 1

E10 - Don't treat me like your kid sister.

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[01:36] Sachi
    Oh, are you going out, Erika-chan?
[01:39] Erika
    Yeah.
[01:40] Erika
    It's Mother's Day.
[01:41] Erika
    I'm going to go eat with Mom.
[01:44] Erika
    See you later.
[01:46] Sachi
    Bye.
[01:51] Nagi
    Mother's Day?
[01:53] Sachi
    Yeah.
[01:54] Sachi
    I wanna get Mom a gift.
[01:57] Sachi
    Come shopping with me.
[02:01] Nagi
    I'm not letting you trick me!
[02:04] Nagi
    I bet you've set up a trap
    at the door or something.
[02:11] Sachi
    You actually remember what
    happened in elementary school?
[02:15] Sachi
    That's not it.
[02:16] Nagi
    Why the sudden change of heart, then?
[02:18] Nagi
    Have you ever done anything
    like this for Mom?
[02:21] Sachi
    Well, I mean, y'know...
[02:24] Sachi
    I caused her trouble,
    running away from home and all.
[02:27] Sachi
    It's the least I can do.
[02:31] Nagi
    You're old enough to appreciate
    your parents now, huh?
[02:36] Sachi
    So annoying.
[02:37] Sachi
    Who do you think you are?
[02:39] Nagi
    Your great big brother is
    giving you valuable advi—
[02:44] Nagi
    Okay, fine, I get it!
[02:45] Nagi
    I said too much!
[02:47] Sachi
    I didn't hear you.
[02:48] Nagi
    I'm sorry, Sachi-sama!
[02:51] Sachi
    Come with me, then?
[02:53] Nagi
    Yes, ma'am.
[03:06] Sachi
    This way, Onii.
[03:08] Nagi
    Chill out a little.
[03:13] Sachi
    It's got four floors.
[03:15] Sachi
    It's so big.
[03:16] Sachi
    Oh, look at those cute clothes!
[03:21] Nagi
    Come to think of it, when's the
    last time I went out with Sachi?
[03:26] (Flashback) Sachi
    Onii-chan, let's go to the park.
[03:28] (Flashback) Nagi
    No.
[03:29] (Flashback) Sachi
    There's a new ice cream
    shop near the station.
[03:32] (Flashback) Nagi
    Go by yourself.
[03:34] (Flashback) Sachi
    Onii, I'm going to the batting center.
[03:35] (Flashback) Nagi
    Go ahead.
[03:37] Nagi
    Wait...
[03:38] Nagi
    Is this actually the first time?
[03:41] Nagi
    Hey, Sachi...
[03:43] Nagi
    Sachi?
[03:44] Mall Guy A
    Hey, are you here by yourself?
[03:46] Mall Guy A
    Where're you from?
[03:48] Mall Guy A
    You're so cute.
[03:49] Sachi
    Er, um...
[03:50] Nagi
    What is she doing?
[03:52] Nagi
    Hey, Sachi!
[03:55] Nagi
    Let's go.
[03:59] Mall Guy A
    Aw, man, she has a boyfriend?
[04:01] Mall Guy A
    Damn.
[04:06] Sachi
    They said "boyfriend."
[04:07] Nagi
    Don't go wandering around.
[04:09] Nagi
    You'll get lost.
[04:11] Sachi
    You're going to get lost,
    with you spacing out all the time.
SIGN    Show your mother some gratitude
SIGN    Mother's Day
    Event
[04:16] Sachi
    Look, it's a special Mother's Day pop-up.
[04:18] Sachi
    Let's check it out.
[04:19] Nagi
    Okay.
[04:23] Nagi
    Seriously, though...
[04:25] Mall Guy B
    That girl's so cute.
[04:27] Mall Guy C
    Is that her boyfriend?
[04:28] Mall Lady A
    They must be siblings.
[04:30] Mall Guy D
    I dunno...
[04:32] Nagi
    Because we don't look alike, right?
[04:35] Nagi
    Well, yeah.
[04:36] Nagi
    We aren't blood relatives.
[04:40] Sachi
    I hope Mom appreciates it, huh?
[04:42] Nagi
    Yeah.
SIGN    Mother's Day Event
SIGN    Designer T-shirts
    Same Day Print
[04:51] Nagi
    So what are you going to get Mom?
[04:54] Sachi
    I haven't decided.
[04:55] Nagi
    You left home without a plan?
[04:57] Sachi
    I-I was going to decide with you.
[05:05] Sachi
    She's your mom, too, right?
[05:07] Nagi
    Well, yeah.
[05:10] Sachi
    I know!
[05:11] Sachi
    The best gift for Mother's Day is those, right?
[05:13] Nagi
    "Those"?
[05:15] Sachi
    Carnations.
[05:19] (Flashback) Namie
    Crap, I forgot to water it!
[05:23] Nagi
    She won't know what to do with it.
[05:25] Namie
    She's not really the flower
    type to begin with.
[05:29] Sachi
    How about...
[05:31] Sachi
    Sweets!
[05:33] (Flashback) Namie
    I don't have time to sit down and eat.
[05:35] (Flashback) Namie
    Besides, I hate sweet stuff.
[05:38] Nagi
    Why would we get her something she hates?
[05:40] Sachi
    In that case...
[05:42] Sachi
    Fancy clothes.
[05:43] (Flashback) Namie
    It's bargain day today!
[05:45] (Flashback) Namie
    Time to hit up another shop!
[05:47] Nagi
    It's important to choose clothes
    that are appropriate for the wearer.
[05:51] Sachi
    Yeah...
[05:52] Sachi
    Iunno.
[05:58] Nagi
    We've looked at just about everything.
[06:00] Sachi
    I still have no idea what to get her.
[06:04] Sachi
    Mom's so wed to her work.
[06:08] Sachi
    I don't know if there's anything
    she'd appreciate getting.
[06:10] Nagi
    Yeah...
[06:12] Nagi
    I've never heard her mention anything.
[06:14] Sachi
    Actually, one time,
[06:16] Sachi
    she was super happy when the ice pop
    I was eating had a winning stick.
[06:19] (Flashback) Namie
    Yes!
[06:21] Nagi
    I remember that.
[06:23] Sachi
    Also, I think it was the time I
    got first place in the marathon...
[06:26] Nagi
    Right, you did.
[06:30] (Flashback) Namie
    That's my girl!
SIGN    Umino
[06:32] (Flashback) Yohei
    You're amazing, Sachi!
[06:35] Nagi
    Although the time I had the highest test
    score in my grade, they were creeped out.
[06:40] (Flashback) Yohei
    C-Cool...
[06:42] (Flashback) Yohei
    That's, uh, something.
[06:43] (Flashback) Namie
    It's so cool that, like... Yeah.
[06:49] Sachi
    I can't think of anything in particular.
[06:52] Nagi
    I've never even seen Mom
    happy about receiving something.
[06:58] Sachi
    Aside from that...
[07:00] Sachi
    There was that drawing you made
    that she hung up like a treasure.
[07:07] Nagi
    That was your drawing.
[07:09] Sachi
    What? No way.
[07:11] Sachi
    That was definitely yours.
[07:12] Nagi
    Which drawing?
[07:14] Sachi
    The one of Mom looking angry.
[07:17] Nagi
    No, that was yours.
[07:19] Nagi
    The one with the unrecognizably
    weird smile, right?
[07:25] Nagi
    Wait...
[07:26] Nagi
    Did she have two on the wall?
[07:28] Sachi
    She did! Remember?
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Thank
    you
SIGN    Nagi
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Thank you
SIGN    Sachi age 6
[07:31] Sachi
    The ones with the aprons!
[07:34] (Flashback) Namie
    That gets me pumped up for work!
[07:37] Sachi
    Aprons...
[07:39] Sachi
    That's it!
[07:40] Sachi
    I saw one at a shop earlier.
[07:42] Nagi
    Good job, Sachi.
[07:43] Nagi
    You're so observant.
[07:47] Nagi
    That's my sister.
[07:54] Nagi
    Let's go.
[07:58] Sachi
    What the hell?
[08:02] Sachi
    You piss me off so much.
[08:07] Sachi
    Don't treat me like your kid sister.
[08:11] Nagi
    Did you say something?
[08:13] Sachi
    Nothing.
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
[08:18] Sachi
    Hurry up.
[08:20] Nagi
    Wait, something's stuck.
[08:22] Yohei
    Is someone there?
[08:23] Sachi
    Shoot, run!
[08:25] Nagi
    Hey!
SIGN    Mom
     Thank you for everything you do
    From Sachi
    
     Likewise.
     Please take care of your health.
     Nagi
[08:34] Yohei
    Damn, I heard some noise outside,
    so I thought, "Burglars!"
[08:38] Yohei
    But then I found this in the mail slot.
[08:41] Yohei
    A Mother's Day present!
[08:43] Yohei
    Those kids have really grown up.
[08:46] Namie
    Why are you the one crying, Yohei-kun?
[08:49] Yohei
    Because they got me one, too!
[08:53] Namie
    Damn it, going and wasting money...
SIGN    Umino-tei
[09:02] Namie
    All right, let's get this reno'd shop opened!
[09:06] Yohei
    My, how it suits you!
[09:19] Ritsuko
    I see.
[09:20] Ritsuko
    I'm glad I got to hear how you're doing.
[09:23] Erika
    Good.
[09:25] Ritsuko
    What are the other siblings like together?
[09:31] Erika
    Well...
[09:34] Nagi
    Hey, wait for me!
[09:37] Erika
    Those two are so cute together, it might
    be better if he marries her instead.
[09:47] Soichiro
    I see.
[09:48] Soichiro
    Sounds like she's made it a
    good Mother's Day for you.
[09:51] Ritsuko
    She did.
[09:53] Ritsuko
    I never would have thought she'd
    invite me to a bath house.
[09:58] Soichiro
    A bath house, huh?
[09:59] Soichiro
    Nagi-kun's side must be rubbing off on her.
[10:02] Ritsuko
    I think so.
[10:03] Ritsuko
    She seems to be enjoying
    her life over there, too.
[10:06] Ritsuko
    She must be envious of
    Nagi-kun and Sachi-chan.
[10:11] Soichiro
    Thanks for telling me how Erika's doing.
[10:15] Soichiro
    Yeah. Bye.
[10:25] Soichiro
    That makes me want to see her again.
[10:56] Erika
    Whoa, what is this?!
[10:57] Erika
    It actually worked!
[10:59] Erika
    All I did was pour hot water
    on it like Sachi-chan told me.
[11:03] Erika
    Holy...
[11:04] Erika
    Whoever invented this is a genius!
[11:06] Erika
    Time to eat!
SIGN    Dad
    New Message
[11:20] Erika
    Nagi-kun!
[11:21] Erika
    We're going!
[11:22] Nagi
    Going? Where?
[11:24] Erika
    It's urgent!
[11:25] Erika
    Hurry!
[11:26] Nagi
    Wait! I have to study!
[11:36] Nagi
    What's so urgent?
[11:37] Erika
    Just come with me.
[11:45] Nagi
    Hey...
[11:46] Nagi
    Could you at least tell me where we're going?
[11:49] Nagi
    I have to study.
[11:52] Erika
    Okay...
[11:54] Erika
    Let's do this one.
[11:55] Erika
    Seems like something you'd like, too.
[11:57] Nagi
    "Okay" what?
SIGN    Second Year
SIGN    Mastery
SIGN    Guide to Second Year
SIGN    Definitive Edition
SIGN    This book is
    all you need!
[12:10] Nagi
    Ma'am, these are the two I can recommend.
[12:15] Erika
    'Scuse me?
[12:17] Nagi
    These are both excellent,
    highly-curated reference books
SIGN    Blah Blah Blah
[12:20] Nagi
    that teach you everything you need to
    know in the second-year curriculum.
[12:25] Nagi
    You may wish to choose either,
[12:28] Nagi
    but personally, I would request
    that you consider buying both.
[12:31] Nagi
    What do you say?
[12:34] Erika
    I don't need either.
[12:35] Nagi
    What?! How come?!
[12:37] Nagi
    The current top student at Megurogawa Academy
    is recommending them with his utmost confidence!
[12:40] Nagi
    Master these books, and even
    you could make it to the top!
[12:43] Nagi
    They're a little thick,
[12:44] Nagi
    but I ask kindly that you abandon your
    preconceived notions and make a purchase!
[12:47] Nagi
    If you don't use them, I'll take them!
[12:50] Erika
    Now you're making me want them.
[12:54] Nagi
    Right?!
[12:55] Erika
    I can't, though...
[12:57] Erika
    I'm poor.
[12:59] Nagi
    Listen, you...
[13:00] Nagi
    Are you dissing the poor?
[13:02] Erika
    I'm not.
[13:04] Erika
    I don't have money.
SIGN    Financing for
    Your Future
SIGN    Pathologically Poor
    and Making Money
SIGN    Philosophy of Poverty
SIGN    Investing in
    Becoming Rich
SIGN    Can Salarymen
    Become Rich?
SIGN    You Have a Shot
    at a Financial
    Revolution
SIGN    Journey to Wealth For
    Just 20,000 Yen a Month
SIGN    Twenty-somethings!
    This Is All You Need!
SIGN    Rich Old Men, Poor Old Men
SIGN    Trading Like a Housewife
    Who Saved 20 Million
[13:07] Nagi
    What are you even saying?
SIGN    Bicycles and
    Pedestrians Only
[13:13] Erika
    To be exact, I didn't
    bring my phone or cards.
[13:17] Nagi
    Why not?!
[13:18] Erika
    They'll know where I am from
    my usage logs and GPS data.
[13:23] Nagi
    I don't know what you're talking about...
[13:25] Nagi
    But don't count on me.
    I didn't bring mine, either.
[13:29] Erika
    What? Really?
[13:30] Nagi
    Who's the one who dragged me
    out of the house in a hurry?!
SIGN    Bicycles and
    Pedestrians Only
[13:37] Erika
    There's nothing we can do, then, is there?
[13:45] Nagi
    So, what's your urgent business?
[13:52] Erika
    It's not really urgent...
[13:54] Erika
    I just didn't want to be at home.
[13:56] Nagi
    You didn't want to be at home?
[14:01] Nagi
    Dad's coming.
[14:10] Nagi
    I don't want to see him.
[14:24] Sachi
    I'm home.
[14:34] Soichiro
    Oh.
[14:38] Sachi
    Burglar!
[14:41] Sachi
    Burglar!
[14:41] Sachi
    Burglar! Burglar!
[14:43] Sachi
    Wait, hold on...
[14:43] Soichiro
    Oh, jeez...
[14:44] Sachi
    Burglar! Burglar!
[14:50] Sachi
    I'm sorry. I came home and
    I saw a stranger, so...
[14:54] Sachi
    I wouldn't have thought you
    were Erika-chan's father.
[14:57] Soichiro
    Don't worry about it.
[14:59] Soichiro
    Sorry for surprising you.
[15:01] Soichiro
    I heard you looked just like Erika,
    but I'm still surprised to see you really do.
SIGN    Onii
SIGN    Have you seen Erika-chan?
[15:11] Sachi
    Onii's away from his phone again.
[15:14] Sachi
    Where have they gone?
[15:19] Sachi
    Did they go to the convenience
    store or something?
[15:22] Sachi
    I'm sure they'll be right back.
[15:24] Soichiro
    Hmm...
[15:28] Soichiro
    I'm not so sure about that.
[15:31] Soichiro
    Sachi-chan, could you give
    me a bit of your time?
[15:45] Nagi
    You don't want to see him?
[15:47] Nagi
    Why not?
[15:52] Nagi
    I mean...
[15:53] Nagi
    He's technically my dad, too, so...
[15:59] Erika
    Remember how I said Dad just
    does things without asking me?
[16:06] Erika
    Same thing today.
[16:07] Erika
    He's probably coming to take me home.
[16:12] Nagi
    Right...
[16:14] Nagi
    You left home saying you
    wanted to become independent.
[16:18] Erika
    Yeah.
[16:19] Nagi
    Can't really say you're independent
    if you're blown away because
[16:23] NAgi
    you made some cup noodles, though.
[16:25] Erika
    Sh-Shush!
[16:26] Erika
    It was the first time I'd ever made them.
    Of course I was amazed.
[16:31] Nagi
    So, what now?
[16:34] Nagi
    You don't have your wallet or your
    phone, and you can't go home.
[16:38] Nagi
    You can't stay here forever, though.
[16:41] Erika
    I know.
[16:44] Erika
    I can't avoid him for the rest of my life.
[16:47] Erika
    I keep saying "someday,"
    but I'm really just running away.
[16:55] Erika
    This is my opportunity to confront him.
[17:01] Erika
    Wanna go home?
[17:03] Nagi
    What's the matter?
[17:04] Nagi
    Weren't the cup noodles your
    first step to independence?
[17:07] Nagi
    Umino family wisdom:
    always finish what you've started.
[17:14] Nagi
    Let's go.
[17:16] Erika
    Go? Go where?
[17:17] Nagi
    Don't underestimate the poor.
[17:19] Nagi
    We have our own ways of
    killing time without money.
[17:22] Nagi
    If we're doing this,
    we're taking it all the way!
[17:34] Sachi
    Yum.
[17:36] Sachi
    It's melting in my mouth.
[17:38] Sachi
    This is my first time having foie gras.
[17:41] Soichiro
    You've got refined taste
    for a middle schooler, huh?
[17:45] Sachi
    Please don't treat me like a child.
[17:47] Sachi
    Believe it or not, I'm actually a foodie.
[17:51] Soichiro
    I'm glad I get to treat you, then.
[17:53] Sachi
    Are you sure, though?
[17:55] Sachi
    This place looks really expensive.
[17:58] Soichiro
    You told me all about Erika's
    and Nagi-kun's life together.
[18:03] Soichiro
    It's to thank you.
[18:04] Sachi
    I'll take you up on it, then.
[18:09] Waitstaff A
    I didn't expect the boss to show up here...
[18:12] Waitstaff B
    That girl's in middle school, isn't she?
[18:14] Waitstaff C
    No way...
[18:17] Soichiro
    So...
[18:19] Soichiro
    How do Nagi-kun and Erika look
    together from your perspective?
[18:26] Soichiro
    Well?
[18:29] Sachi
    Let me think...
[18:33] Sachi
    Their personalities are exact opposites.
[18:37] Sachi
    They're always fighting
    over the smallest things.
[18:45] Sachi
    But...
[18:51] Erika
    Damn, this is so fun!
[18:53] Erika
    Come on, one more time!
[18:55] Nagi
    No, wait, this is scarier than I thought.
[18:58] Nagi
    I go a lot faster than I did as a kid.
[19:03] Erika
    Go, Nagi-kun!
[19:05] Nagi
    W-Wait—
[19:08] Sachi
    That's actually the kind of thing that
    makes them seem really compatible.
[19:19] Soichiro
    I see.
[19:20] Soichiro
    It's reassuring to hear their sister say that.
[19:25] Soichiro
    You don't seem too happy about it, though.
[19:32] Sachi
    Th-That's not true.
[19:36] Soichiro
    Oh, it's not?
[19:53] Sachi
    Thank you for dinner today.
[19:55] Sachi
    I had fun, and it was delicious.
[19:58] Soichiro
    Sure.
[19:59] Soichiro
    Here, for you.
[20:02] Sachi
    This is from that shop that
    always has a long line!
[20:05] Soichiro
    They have a branch in our hotel.
[20:07] Sachi
    Seriously?! Oh, man!
[20:09] Soichiro
    I hope you'll report to me
    about those two again.
[20:12] Soichiro
    In secret, of course.
[20:14] Sachi
    Sure! You can count on me!
[20:17] Soichiro
    Okay, see you.
[20:18] Sachi
    Goodnight.
[20:36] Soichiro
    Thanks.
[20:37] Soichiro
    I'll be right back.
[20:58] Employee A
    Boss?
[20:59] Employee A
    I thought you had the day off.
[21:01] Soichiro
    Yeah, I just came to pick something up.
[21:04] Employee A
    Uh-huh.
[21:05] Employee A
    You seem happy today.
[21:08] Soichiro
    Yeah, you could say that.
[21:12] Soichiro
    Do you know about cuckoo eggs?
[21:16] Employee A
    Sir?

Season 1

E11 - I can't forget that just happened.

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SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
[01:44] Sachi
    There, that should do it.
[01:48] Namie
    Thanks for coming to help out.
[01:50] Sachi
    Whatever.
[01:51] Sachi
    I caused a ton of trouble
    by running away, after all.
[01:53] Yohei
    Sachi...
[01:56] Yohei
    You're always welcome back.
[01:58] Sachi
    I'm not coming home.
[02:00] Yohei
    Boo...
[02:03] Namie
    Wanna have dinner?
[02:04] Sachi
    Nah. There's a drama I want
    to go home and watch.
[02:15] Sachi
    I'll come visit again.
[02:23] Yohei
    She might as well come home
    if she's going to visit.
[02:26] Namie
    No kidding.
[02:28] Namie
    Sheesh... She hasn't changed
    at all since she was little.
[02:32] Namie
    When is she ever going
    to outgrow her brother?
SIGN    Monshiro-cho Shopping District
SIGN    I'm going home
    to get some stuff.
SIGN    Sachi
[02:51] Nagi
    It's thundering out there now.
[02:53] Nagi
    I wonder if Sachi's going
    to make it home all right...
[02:57] Erika
    Nagi-kun.
[02:58] Nagi
    A-Amano-san! You're here?
[03:01] Erika
    Of course I am.
[03:03] Erika
    Hey, where's the detergent?
[03:05] Nagi
    Oh, it's, uh...
[03:15] Erika
    Oh, no! Oh, no!
[03:16] Erika
    The lights went out!
[03:17] Nagi
    I-It's an outage.
[03:19] Nagi
    Amano-san, can you get your phone?
[03:22] Erika
    Oh, right.
[03:23] Erika
    That's a good idea.
[03:25] Nagi
    Phone, phone...
[03:34] Erika
    How could you freak out so hard
    that you throw yourself at a girl?!
[03:37] Nagi
    You were the one who threw yourself at me!
[03:42] Erika
    Why did the lights go out, anyway?
[03:45] Nagi
    Probably because of the lightning.
[03:49] Nagi
    This whole area's dark.
[03:52] Nagi
    Guess we'll have to wait for it to come back on.
[03:55] Erika
    Wait!
[03:57] Erika
    I recognize this situation!
[04:07] Nagilien
    ⇔∂∑∪￢Ж∝　ηΔ∠∃.
[04:14] Erika
    Mars Attacks!
[04:16] Erika
    Nagi-kun, let's run!
[04:17] Erika
    There's a shelter at my place!
[04:19] Nagi
    Calm down for a second.
[04:21] Nagi
    Hear me out.
[04:23] Nagi
    First, I'm going to get
    my phone from my room.
[04:25] Erika
    Wait!
[04:26] Erika
    You're not gonna leave me here, are you?!
[04:33] Erika
    How are you so calm, anyway?
[04:37] Nagi
    I mean...
[04:38] Nagi
    I'm used to power outages.
[04:41] Erika
    What do you mean by that?
[04:42] Nagi
    Back at my place,
[04:43] Nagi
    the breakers were always tripping.
[04:46] Erika
    You mean the Martians attacked all the time?
[04:48] Nagi
    Can we forget about Martians for a moment?
[04:52] Erika
    I don't think I get it, but I guess we
    lived in totally different environments.
[04:58] Erika
    You'd better keep the light at my feet.
[05:02] Nagi
    I know she's panicked and scared, but...
[05:07] Nagi
    This isn't my fault, right?
[05:12] Erika
    Hey! Where do you think
    you're shining that light?!
[05:14] Erika
    What are you thinking at a time like this?!
[05:16] Erika
    You suck, Nagi-kun!
[05:17] Nagi
    But, I mean...
[05:19] Erika
    You suck! Pervert! Creep!
[05:20] Nagi
    Cree—
[05:21] Nagi
    Found it.
[05:33] Erika
    Again?
[05:34] Erika
    You seriously have to stop
    leaving your phone uncharged.
[05:37] Erika
    My phone's about to run out... too...
[05:48] Erika
    Thank goodness for my aromatherapy candles.
[05:50] Nagi
    Thank you!
[05:58] Erika
    Anyway, don't you have a
    power bank or anything?
[06:03] Nagi
    I do.
[06:04] Nagi
    I do, but...
[06:06] Erika
    But?
SIGN    Clutter...
[06:10] Erika
    I'm always forgetting to charge
    them, so I keep buying new ones.
[06:14] Nagi
    You're so loaded.
[06:19] Erika
    You know, though...
[06:22] Erika
    This isn't bad for a change.
[06:26] Erika
    It's like...
[06:28] Erika
    Christmas for a poor family.
[06:30] Nagi
    Dude.
[06:32] Nagi
    Though, I never thought I'd be in
    a blackout outside of home, either.
[06:44] Erika
    So, Nagi-kun, what's it like living here for you?
[06:50] Erika
    I mean, how've you felt since meeting me?
[06:55] Nagi
    Where did that come from?
[06:58] Erika
    It's just...
[07:01] Erika
    I'm having so much fun every day.
[07:06] Erika
    Ever since I met you and
    started living here...
[07:10] Erika
    Since I moved schools and found
    a new friend in Hiro-chan...
[07:14] Erika
    I get to spend every day
    with my sister, Sachi-chan.
[07:20] Erika
    And I get to experience things that
    I never would at home, like this.
[07:24] Nagi
    Just how rich has your
    lifestyle been until now?
[07:28] Nagi
    You know, though...
[07:30] Nagi
    I'm having fun, too.
[07:32] Erika
    Oh!
[07:33] Nagi
    What?!
[07:34] Erika
    I think there might be an emergency kit
    in the cloakroom by the entrance.
[07:38] Nagi
    You could have said that earlier.
[07:40] Erika
    Nagi-kun...
[07:43] Erika
    Get it for us?
[07:46] Nagi
    Fine.
[07:47] Nagi
    I'm taking this with—
[07:48] Erika
    No! Scary!
[07:53] Nagi
    You're so spoiled.
[07:54] Erika
    Scary... scary...
[08:03] Nagi
    Is this the cloakroom by the
    entrance she was talking about?
[08:07] Nagi
    Crap, is it leaking?
[08:27] Nagi
    Wait, s-sorry!
[08:29] Nagi
    That was an accident!
[08:30] Nagi
    Why did you even come with me?
[08:32] Nagi
    You said you were gonna wait there.
[08:37] Erika
    Hey, the light's back on.
[08:39] Erika
    Nagi-kun!
[08:40] Erika
    The power's back!
[08:43] Erika
    Where are you?
[08:51] Nagi
    Sachi! Why...
[08:54] Sachi
    I just got back.
[08:56] Nagi
    Why don't you at least say you're home, then?
[08:59] Nagi
    You scared me!
[09:00] Sachi
    It was pitch black inside!
[09:02] Nagi
    Jeez, you scared me.
[09:04] Nagi
    I thought you were Amano-san.
[09:08] Sachi
    Wh-Why do you have to say it like that?!
[09:11] Nagi
    Anyway, now we know what's going on.
[09:13] Nagi
    Forget that ever happened, all right?
[09:16] Sachi
    Huh?
[09:17] Erika
    Come on, Nagi-kun, where are you?
[09:21] Nagi
    I'm here.
[09:41] Sachi
    I can't forget that just happened.
[09:52] Nagi
    Sachi, are you leaving already?
[09:54] Nagi
    What about breakfast?
[09:56] Sachi
    No, thanks.
[10:06] Student A
    Morning.
[10:08] Student B
    Morning.
[10:10] Friend A
    Morning.
[10:11] Friend A
    Did you not sleep or something?
[10:17] Friend B
    Sachi, did you watch Kimikoi yesterday?
[10:20] Sachi
    I missed it.
[10:22] Friend B
    Man, that last episode was awesome.
[10:25] Friend C
    It was so cute.
[10:27] Friend B
    It was the best. Right?
[10:29] Friend A
    I dunno, that twist was a bit much for me.
[10:32] Friend A
    Like, I get that it was an
    accident, but siblings kissing?
[10:35] Sachi
    Huh?!
[10:37] Friend A
    Oh, sorry for the spoiler.
[10:39] Sachi
    No, it's okay.
[10:40] Sachi
    And then what happened?
[10:42] Friend B
    Then the little sister realizes
    she's in love with her big brother,
[10:47] Friend B
    even though they're related!
[10:49] Sachi
    Huh?
[10:50] Friend C
    Yeah.
[10:50] Friend C
    Her brother's so hot.
    Of course she's in love with him.
[10:54] Friend C
    Right?
[10:55] Friend A
    You wouldn't get it if you're an only child.
[10:57] Friend A
    Anyone else would immediately
    wipe it from memory.
[11:00] Friend A
    Right, Sachi?
[11:02] Sachi
    Yeah... That's right.
[11:05] Sachi
    He's not even hot.
[11:07] Sachi
    And he's insensitive.
[11:08] Sachi
    And he keeps treating me like a kid.
[11:11] Sachi
    There's no way.
[11:13] Friend A
    S-Sachi?
[11:17] Sachi
    Nope, nope, nope!
[11:20] Friend A
    Sachi's broken!
[11:21] Friend B
    Do we call an ambulance?
[11:24] Sachi
    Screw Onii.
SIGN    Snacks
SIGN    As Advertised
SIGN    20% Off
SIGN    Pork
SIGN    Snacks
SIGN    Fish Section
[11:34] Clerk
    We're holding a limited-time sale
    here at the fresh fish section!
SIGN    Limited Time Sale
[11:39] Clerk
    Discounts on shrimp, tuna sashimi,
    porgy, squid, scallop, and more!
[11:41] Nagi
    All right.
SIGN    Snacks
[11:58] Nagi
    Hey, Sachi!
[11:59] Nagi
    The Umino special curry's ready!
[12:10] Nagi
    Sachi, it's your favorite curry.
[12:13] Nagi
    It's even the deluxe style,
    with shrimp and scallops in it!
[12:17] Nagi
    There's enough for three days!
[12:24] Nagi
    Are you not eating?
[12:26] Nagi
    Hey.
[12:30] Nagi
    Something's definitely up with her.
[12:32] Erika
    I'm home. Man, I'm starving.
[12:36] Erika
    Sachi-chan's not coming out of her room?
[12:39] Nagi
    Yeah...
[12:40] Nagi
    She's not even responding.
[12:44] Erika
    What is this curry? It's so good!
[12:48] Nagi
    She's been like this all day.
[12:50] Nagi
    Is she feeling sick or something?
[12:52] Erika
    That's weird.
[12:54] Erika
    She talked to me normally
    when I went upstairs earlier.
[13:00] Erika
    Nagi-kun, you did something, didn't you?
[13:02] Nagi
    Me?!
[13:03] Nagi
    I can't even remember what I might have done.
[13:07] Erika
    There must have been something.
[13:09] Nagi
    All I can think of is...
[13:15] Nagi
    That one time she ate my
    ice cream without asking.
[13:19] (Flashback) Sachi
    Here.
[13:21] Nagi
    Or the time she used all the points
    I worked so hard to save up.
[13:26] Nagi
    Actually, if anything, I should probably
    be the one locking myself in my room.
[13:29] Erika
    Really?
[13:31] Nagi
    I guess if I'm really reaching...
[13:41] Erika
    I see.
[13:44] Erika
    Nagi-kun...
[13:47] Erika
    You're screwed.
[13:48] Nagi
    Screwed?!
[13:49] Nagi
    Wait, why?!
[13:51] Nagi
    I just bumped into her! We're siblings!
[13:54] Erika
    Hang on a second.
[14:01] Erika
    I'm Erika, the sexy teacher.
[14:05] Nagi
    What's happening now?
[14:09] Erika
    Listen up, Nagi-kun.
[14:10] Erika
    You're very mistaken.
[14:12] Nagi
    That came out of nowhere.
[14:14] Erika
    You don't get it, do you?
[14:16] Erika
    Sachi-chan isn't a child anymore.
[14:18] Nagi
    No, she's totally a child.
[14:26] Nagi
    The silent treatment is intense.
[14:29] Erika
    Just so you know, Sachi-chan's in
    her third year of middle school.
[14:32] Erika
    She'll be old enough to marry next year.
[14:35] Erika
    She's a proper woman.
[14:38] Nagi
    That brat? Getting married?
[14:40] Nagi
    I can't picture that.
[14:42] Nagi
    Besides, I've been around
    her since she was born.
[14:47] Nagi
    We may not be blood relatives,
    but she's my kid sister.
[14:50] Nagi
    You'd have to be messed up to have those
    kinds of feelings for your kid sister.
[14:53] Erika
    So then, Nagi-kun, would you
    still take a bath with her now?
[14:57] Nagi
    H-How could I do that?!
[15:00] Erika
    What you did yesterday
    was equivalent to that.
[15:06] Nagi
    That was painfully easy
    to understand for once.
[15:14] Nagi
    She's right.
[15:17] Nagi
    Sachi is my sister,
[15:19] Nagi
    but she hasn't been my little
    sister anymore for a long time.
[15:27] Nagi
    Come to think of it,
    Sachi is only my "sister" on paper.
[15:36] Nagi
    Amano-san's the one she's related to.
[15:40] Nagi
    I'm just a total stranger who happened
    to be around since we were born.
SIGN    Sachi-chan
    joined us!
[15:45] Nagi
    Wait...
[15:46] Nagi
    If Sachi is Amano-san's sister,
    and Amano-san's my fiancée...
[15:54] Nagi
    No.
[15:55] Nagi
    I just need to apologize to Sachi.
[16:08] Sachi
    What should I do?
[16:12] Nagi
    What do I tell her?
[16:27] Erika
    Nagi-kun?
[16:30] Erika
    Sachi-chan, I'm done with the bath.
[16:34] Sachi
    Okay.
[16:44] Erika
    This situation is way too awkward.
SIGN    Erika
SIGN    I overslept
[17:08] Hiro
    Erika-chan says she can't make it today.
[17:11] Nagi
    Oh...
[17:17] (Flashback) Nagi
    What about the study session?
[17:19] (Flashback) Erika
    I'll see you there.
[17:22] (Flashback) Erika
    The mood's way too tense in here.
[17:24] (Flashback) Erika
    Hurry up and patch things up with her.
[17:30] Nagi
    I'm sorry, Segawa-san...
[17:31] Nagi
    This is my fault.
[17:33] Nagi
    I haven't even faced Sachi in a long time.
[17:38] Nagi
    What would I even say to her?
[17:41] Nagi
    Do I treat her like my kid sister, or...
[17:43] Hiro
    Something bothering you?
[17:45] Nagi
    Why do you ask?
[17:47] Hiro
    You haven't gotten anything
    done this whole time.
[17:51] Hiro
    Well, then...
[17:55] Hiro
    As the heir to the prestigious, miracle-working
    Meguro Daimyojin, I, Segawa Hiro,
[17:59] Hiro
    shall hear what troubles you.
[18:02] Nagi
    Huh? What's with the act?
[18:04] Hiro
    No offering necessary. Limited-time offer.
[18:08] Nagi
    Okay...
[18:10] Nagi
    I've spent all my time studying,
[18:13] Nagi
    so I'm not too good at
    reading people's feelings.
[18:18] Nagi
    I can be kinda insensitive.
[18:21] Nagi
    And I ended up hurting someone.
[18:25] Nagi
    I want to apologize, but I don't know
    if we can keep things the way they were.
[18:31] Hiro
    You're right. You're insensitive.
[18:34] Hiro
    Sometimes I have doubts about you.
[18:39] Nagi
    That bad?
[18:40] Hiro
    I mean, you wouldn't even give
    up after I told you I'm engaged.
[18:45] Hiro
    And you declared war against me
    in front of a ton of people.
[18:49] Hiro
    That was pretty embarrassing, you know.
[18:51] Nagi
    I-It was?!
[18:55] Hiro
    But I like that about you.
    How you're so straightforward.
[19:02] Hiro
    Tell her exactly what you think.
[19:04] Hiro
    I'm sure then...
SIGN    Very Good Fortune
    It shall work out well.
[19:17] Hiro
    Well?
[19:20] Nagi
    Yeah.
[19:24] Nagi
    Your writing sure is something else, though.
[19:27] Hiro
    I should have brought my brush pen!
[19:39] Nagi
    It's me.
[19:40] Nagi
    Can we talk?
[19:45] Nagi
    I wanted to apologize for the other day.
[19:48] Nagi
    I'm sorry.
[19:50] Nagi
    I feel bad for being so thoughtless with you.
[19:56] Nagi
    I hope you can forgive me for hurting you.
[20:02] Nagi
    And...
[20:03] Nagi
    I've been doing some soul-searching,
    and I made a decision.
[20:08] Nagi
    I'm going to stop treating
    you like my kid sister.
[20:16] Nagi
    So, like, I mean...
[20:23] Nagi
    You're still my sister, but I'm going
    to think of you as a proper woman.
[20:47] Sachi
    Seriously?
[20:48] Sachi
    You're such a creep.
[20:51] Sachi
    I'm hungry.
[20:55] Sachi
    Go microwave the curry for me, please.
[20:57] Nagi
    Do it yourself!
[21:04] Erika
    Sachi-chan, are you asleep?
[21:07] Sachi
    No.
[21:08] Sachi
    I'm stretching before bedtime.
[21:13] Erika
    Those aren't practice swings?
[21:19] Erika
    I think I can sleep well tonight.
[21:27] Erika
    Try to keep the sleeptalking
    to a minimum. Thanks.

Season 1

E12 - It's not that I like you, yet.

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[01:39] Erika
    Okay, see you later.
[01:42] Sachi
    Sure.
[01:43] Sachi
    Study session, right?
[01:44] Sachi
    Good luck.
[01:47] Nagi
    Don't go back to sleep.
[01:48] Sachi
    Don't worry. I set an alarm.
[01:51] Nagi
    So you're definitely going to.
[01:53] Sachi
    Bye.
[02:04] Erika
    Seems like things are back
    to normal between you two.
[02:07] Erika
    Glad to see that.
[02:12] Nagi
    Sorry for causing trouble.
[02:15] Erika
    Okay, then, as an apology,
    you have to come shopping with me.
[02:19] Nagi
    Shopping?
[02:20] Erika
    I want to redecorate my room.
[02:23] Nagi
    That came out of nowhere.
[02:25] Nagi
    Sorry, but not today.
[02:27] Nagi
    I might have something important coming up.
[02:31] Nagi
    Talk to you later.
[02:38] Erika
    What do you mean, you "might"?
[02:47] Hiro
    A study group?
[02:48] Nagi
    Yeah. After school. Want to?
[02:51] Hiro
    Why?
[02:53] Nagi
    Well, y'know, midterms are coming up.
[02:59] Nagi
    You said you weren't too good at math.
[03:03] Nagi
    I was thinking maybe I could help you.
[03:05] Hiro
    I'm the top of our grade, remember?
[03:08] Nagi
    I'm tentatively the top!
[03:16] Hiro
    Sounds fun.
[03:19] Erika
    Morning!
[03:20] Hiro
    Morning.
[03:22] Hiro
    You look cute as always, Erika-chan.
[03:24] Erika
    You, too.
[03:25] Nagi
    It's finally here!
[03:27] Nagi
    My chance at a rematch!
[03:29] Nagi
    I embarrassed myself in front of
    her on the amusement park date.
[03:35] Sensei
    We use the sine theorem
    to solve this problem.
[03:38] Nagi
    I never had a chance at making a
    good impression on the foreign soil
[03:41] Nagi
    that is the amusement park to begin with.
[03:44] Nagi
    But here, at a place I'm familiar with,
[03:46] Nagi
    I can play to my strengths
    and show off my studiousness.
[03:50] Nagi
    Does that help?
[03:51] Hiro
    Yeah, that was really easy to understand.
[03:56] Hiro
    You're really dependable, Umino-kun.
[03:59] Nagi
    This is definitely my best chance.
[04:02] Nagi
    Isn't it?
[04:05] Perm
    Is Umino all right?
[04:07] Brown Hair
    Maybe he's lost his mind
    from studying too much.
[04:10] Hiro
    I'm here.
[04:13] Nagi
    Shall we?
SIGN    TOKYO CENTRAL LIBRARY
[04:22] Nagi
    I've made a huge mistake!
[04:24] Nagi
    We can't talk in the library!
[04:29] Nagi
    Why didn't I notice something so obvious?!
[04:32] Nagi
    I must be stupid!
SIGN    How's it going?
[04:40] Hiro
    How's it going?
SIGN    Terrible
[04:52] Nagi
    Terrible.
[04:57] Nagi
    I guess that was funny.
[05:01] Nagi
    But this isn't bad, either.
SIGN    It's like we're having a
    secret conversation, huh?
[05:04] Hiro
    It's like we're having a
    secret conversation, huh?
[05:07] Nagi
    It's fun.
[05:12] Text
    It's awesome!
[05:13] Nagi
    It's awesome!
SIGN    Closed for the day.
[05:34] Nagi
    I only ended up studying for an hour!
[05:38] Nagi
    Wh-What do I do?
[05:40] Nagi
    I can't just call it a day now.
[05:42] Nagi
    Where else can we go to study?
[05:45] Nagi
    The park?
[05:46] Nagi
    No way.
[05:47] Nagi
    The family restaurant?
[05:48] Nagi
    What would I order?
[05:50] Nagi
    The café?
[05:51] Nagi
    How much is it going to cost?!
[05:52] Nagi
    I've never even really been to one.
[05:55] Nagi
    Crap, what do I do?
[05:58] Hiro
    Hey, Umino-kun...
[06:02] Hiro
    Do you still have time?
SIGN    Kickboxing / Karate
[06:10] Hiro
    I'm ready.
[06:12] Hiro
    Okay, should we start?
[06:15] Nagi
    Wait a second...
[06:17] Nagi
    Where are we?
[06:19] Hiro
    I've gotten into kickboxing lately.
[06:22] Nagi
    I see...
[06:25] Nagi
    What is your goal, exactly?
[06:28] Hiro
    I don't have one, really.
[06:30] Hiro
    It's just a hobby.
[06:33] Nagi
    I-I see.
[06:39] Hiro
    You were staring at my breasts
    just now, weren't you?
[06:42] Nagi
    N-No! I wasn't! I wasn't!
[06:44] Nagi
    Although... I can't promise that I wasn't...
[06:47] Hiro
    Next time, I'll slap you.
[06:50] Nagi
    Yes, ma'am!
[06:51] Nagi
    Wait, you mean you'll let me
    look if I let you slap me?!
[06:55] Hiro
    Okay, Umino-kun, put these on.
[06:58] Nagi
    There.
[06:59] Nagi
    Ready whenever.
[07:00] Hiro
    Okay, let's start with a light warmup.
[07:10] Nagi
    Keep it coming.
[07:12] Hiro
    Can you keep up with me
    if I go all-out, Umino-kun?
[07:16] Nagi
    I think you underestimate me, Segawa-san.
[07:27] Hiro
    Sorry!
[07:28] Hiro
    I took it too far.
[07:29] Hiro
    I'll go get you a drink.
[07:31] Nagi
    No, I'm all right...
[07:35] Nagi
    Segawa-san never ceases to impress me.
[07:37] Nagi
    She really can do anything.
[07:44] Nagi
    I can do this, too.
[07:52] Nagi
    This is kinda fun.
[07:54] Hiro
    Umino-kun, that was amazing!
[07:57] Nagi
    Was it?
[07:58] Hiro
    Yeah! Nice punch!
[08:00] Hiro
    Give it another one.
[08:02] Nagi
    Nah, I just came to watch.
[08:04] Hiro
    That was pretty impressive for a first try.
[08:08] Nagi
    Was it?
[08:13] Nagi
    I wasn't counting on having that much fun.
[08:16] Hiro
    Sorry to keep you out so late.
[08:18] Hiro
    Thanks for coming along with me.
[08:20] Nagi
    No, I should thank you.
[08:22] Nagi
    I ended up having all the fun.
[08:25] Hiro
    I'm glad you had fun.
[08:27] Nagi
    N-No, I mean...
[08:30] Nagi
    I asked you out hoping to
    take the lead this time.
[08:34] Nagi
    I made you make all the decisions
    at the amusement park.
[08:39] Hiro
    That's not true.
[08:40] Hiro
    I wanted to take you out.
[08:43] Hiro
    I wanted you to get to know me better.
[08:51] Hiro
    Well, I'm heading off.
[08:52] Hiro
    Let's do this again.
[09:04] Nagi
    226!
[09:05] Nagi
    227!
[09:07] Nagi
    228!
[09:08] Nagi
    229!
[09:10] Nagi
    230!
[09:11] Sachi
    That's legit creepy.
[09:11] Nagi
    231!
[09:13] Nagi
    232!
[09:13] Sachi
    Erika-chan, what's gotten into him?
[09:14] Nagi
    233!
[09:16] Nagi
    234!
[09:16] Erika
    Dunno.
[09:18] Nagi
    235!
[09:20] Erika
    Idiot.
[09:20] Nagi
    236!
[09:28] Nagi
    I'm home.
[09:34] Erika
    Nagi-kun.
[09:36] Erika
    You're going on a date with me.
[09:38] Nagi
    What?
[09:44] Erika
    Wow, that's great!
[09:46] Erika
    It looks so good on you.
[09:47] Nagi
    Does it?
[09:49] Ents Employee
    Will you be buying this, as well?
[09:51] Nagi
    Yes. He'll wear it home.
[09:53] Ents Employee
    Understood.
[09:54] Ents Employee
    Thank you for your loyalty.
[09:56] Nagi
    It's expensive, but does
    it even look good on me?
[10:00] Erika
    Well, shall we?
[10:05] Erika
    Good for you.
[10:07] Erika
    You're lucky you have me to dress you up.
[10:09] Erika
    You finally get an upgrade
    from your default house wear.
[10:13] Nagi
    I like it. It's comfortable.
[10:21] Nagi
    What?
[10:23] Erika
    Nothing.
[10:26] Nagi
    What's going on, anyway?
[10:29] Erika
    What do you mean?
[10:30] Nagi
    Why a date all of a sudden?
[10:32] Erika
    Oh, that...
[10:36] Erika
    I thought it'd be nice for a change.
[10:38] Nagi
    Huh?
[10:39] Nagi
    To make an alibi for your parents, you mean?
[10:42] Erika
    It might be that.
[10:44] Erika
    Or it might not.
[10:45] Nagi
    That's not an answer!
[10:47] Erika
    Let's see, our next date plan is...
[10:51] Nagi
    What is she scheming?
[10:58] Erika
    Good for you, Nagi-kun!
[11:00] Erika
    It really likes you.
[11:01] Nagi
    How is this "liking" me?!
    And why are we at a pet shop?!
[11:04] Erika
    I've had a thing for reptiles ever
    since that gecko I met in the house.
[11:08] Erika
    I'd love to have a pet python, too, if I could.
[11:11] Nagi
    You have plenty of those dog things already!
[11:15] Erika
    Dogs and snakes are cute in different ways.
[11:20] Erika
    Look, Nagi-kun!
[11:21] Erika
    This one's cute, too!
[11:23] Erika
    A king cobra!
[11:25] Erika
    It's looking right at you.
[11:27] Erika
    Maybe it likes you.
[11:29] Erika
    Excuse me! Could you please bring this one out?
[11:32] Nagi
    Stop! Stop! Stop!
SIGN    Reptile Club
[11:38] Erika
    No animals, either...
[11:40] Nagi
    Seriously, what?!
[11:42] Erika
    I know!
[11:45] Erika
    Come on, Nagi-kun! Hurry up!
[11:48] Erika
    Keep up with me!
[11:52] Nagi
    What is her deal right now?
[12:05] Nagi
    This isn't even a date anymore.
[12:07] Nagi
    It's just training.
[12:16] Erika
    So strange...
[12:18] Erika
    I thought this would work out well.
[12:20] Nagi
    "Work out" how?!
[12:21] Nagi
    I hate running!
[12:23] Erika
    I hate running, too.
[12:24] Nagi
    So why are you acting so out of character?
[12:28] Erika
    Well, you like sports, don't you?
[12:30] Nagi
    Do I look as if I like anything
    other than studying?!
[12:32] Erika
    Really?
[12:33] Erika
    So why were you kickboxing, then?
[12:36] Erika
    I saw you.
[12:39] Erika
    On a date with Hiro-chan.
[12:42] Nagi
    Huh?
[12:43] Nagi
    S-So what?
[12:45] Erika
    What do you mean, "so what"?!
[12:47] Erika
    You had such a pervy smile, too.
[12:50] Nagi
    No way! I did?!
[12:51] Erika
    You sure did!
[12:53] Erika
    A huge, pervy grin.
[12:57] Nagi
    That's embarrassing.
[12:58] Erika
    You looked all skeevy and happy.
[13:02] Nagi
    I have a crush on her. What do you expect?
[13:06] Erika
    That's what I hate.
[13:10] Erika
    You never smile at me.
[13:19] Nagi
    I'm totally lost.
[13:21] Nagi
    You were rooting for me
    and Segawa-san until now.
[13:24] Erika
    That was that, and this is this!
[13:28] Erika
    Or... it was what it was, I guess.
[13:31] Nagi
    It was what?
[13:32] Erika
    I mean, hearing about Hiro-chan and
    actually seeing her were totally different.
[13:41] Nagi
    Huh?
[13:42] Erika
    Why are you getting so cozy
    with another girl, anyway?
[13:46] Erika
    Aren't you enjoying your date with me?
[13:48] Erika
    You're my fiancé, aren't you?
[13:53] Nagi
    Is that why she invited me out today?
[13:57] Erika
    Well?!
[13:58] Nagi
    Wait, hang on a second.
[14:01] Nagi
    Are you saying you saw me on a date
    with Segawa-san and got jealous?
[14:13] Erika
    What do you mean, "jealous"?
[14:16] Nagi
    Like, I mean...
[14:20] Nagi
    Do you like me?
[14:25] Erika
    What?!
[14:26] Erika
    Are you stupid?! No, you're definitely an idiot!
[14:28] Erika
    Idiot!
[14:29] Nagi
    But it's true, isn't it?
[14:31] Nagi
    You got pissed.
[14:32] Nagi
    That's jealousy.
[14:34] Nagi
    I mean, if I saw Segawa-san
    on a date with someone else...
[14:39] Nagi
    Sorry I didn't notice.
[14:41] Erika
    No! No!
[14:42] Nagi
    But I...
[14:43] Erika
    You're wrong!
[14:45] Erika
    It's not that I like you!
[14:46] Erika
    Yet!
[14:49] Nagi
    "Yet"?!
[14:54] Erika
    I'm going home!
[14:56] Nagi
    Hey, wait!
[15:07] Sachi
    Erika-chan, welcome... home...
[15:14] Sachi
    Erika-chan?
[15:18] Nagi
    What did she mean by "yet"?
[15:22] Nagi
    Does that mean she's going
    to like me eventually?
[15:26] Erika
    I think I like you, Nagi-kun.
[15:30] Nagi
    What?
[15:31] Nagi
    Why is my heart racing?
[15:34] Nagi
    Do I like Amano-san?
[15:37] Nagi
    No, that's impossible.
[15:39] Nagi
    I already have Segawa-san.
[15:43] Nagi
    Though... why do I like Segawa-san
    in the first place?
[15:48] Nagi
    What a foolish question.
[15:50] Nagi
    She's popular, cute, and smart.
[15:52] Nagi
    More than anything,
    she's my aspiration and my rival.
[15:55] Nagi
    So it's fun being with her, and I admire her.
[15:59] Nagi
    That's what it means to love someone.
[16:04] Nagi
    Right?
[16:07] Nagi
    What does "love" even mean?!
SIGN    Love definition
    
     - To be attracted.
     - To find emotionally agreeable.
     admire, adore
[16:15] Nagi
    It doesn't really help just reading the words.
[16:22] Nagi
    The Internet's not going to help.
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
[16:47] Namie
    Thank you!
[16:49] Customer A
    Thanks for dinner!
[16:51] Customer B
    Night!
[16:52] Namie
    See you soon.
[16:56] Namie
    Hey, it's Nagi.
[16:58] Yohei
    Hey, are you here to help?
[17:01] Nagi
    No, I'm busy right now.
[17:06] Namie
    It's the first time we see him in ages,
    and that's all he's got for us.
[17:08] Yohei
    He's in his usual boar mode.
[17:19] Nagi
    It's around here somewhere...
SIGN    Japanese
    Dictionary
SIGN    Yohei & Namie
SIGN    Thesaurus
SIGN    Mega Dictionary
[17:22] Nagi
    There it is.
SIGN    Yohei & Namie
    Memories ♥ of Love
SIGN    Do not touch
SIGN    Sealed
[17:28] Nagi
    What the heck?!
[17:31] Nagi
    My gut tells me I'll be severely
    injured if I touch it.
[17:48] Nagi
    Letters?
SIGN    To Namie-san
    
    From Yohei
[17:52] Nagi
    These aren't all letters
    from Dad to Mom, are they?
[17:57] Nagi
    What is this?
SIGN    Dear Namie-san.
    Dear Namie-chan,
     No matter when I see you
     You're adorable
    A heartfelt haiku from Yohei
[18:02] Yohei
    Dear Namie-san.
[18:03] Yohei
    Dear Namie-chan,
[18:05] Yohei
    no matter when I see you,
[18:06] Yohei
    you're adorable.
[18:08] Yohei
    A heartfelt haiku from Yohei.
SIGN    Dear Namie-san,
    I love you!!!!!!!
     From Yohei
[18:13] Yohei
    I love you!
SIGN    Ai Rabu Yu
[18:15] Yohei
    Ai rabu yu.
[18:18] Yohei
    Love revolution!
[18:24] Nagi
    This is so...
[18:25] Yohei
    Hey, Nagi.
[18:28] Yohei
    What are you up to?
[18:30] Nagi
    The man himself!
[18:33] Yohei
    Hey, that's...
[18:34] Yohei
    Namie-chan had it sealed up. You looked?
[18:37] Nagi
    Uh, well, not exactly... er...
[18:41] Yohei
    Gripping, isn't it?
[18:43] Nagi
    I felt embarrassed for you, just reading it.
[18:46] Yohei
    What?!
[18:47] Nagi
    That's a lot of letters, though.
[18:50] Yohei
    It is.
[18:51] Yohei
    They're memories of love.
[18:53] Nagi
    Memories?
[18:55] Nagi
    Why are they all from you, though?
[18:59] Yohei
    Well, because...
[19:03] Yohei
    Namie-chan was the popular girl
    at the local girls' school.
[19:12] Yohei
    The moment I saw her, I fell in love.
[19:16] Yohei
    I immediately went on the offense.
[19:19] (Flashback) Young Yohei
    Namie-san! Please accept my letter!
[19:22] (Flashback) Young Yohei
    Please!
[19:23] (Flashback) Young Namie
    Another one?
[19:25] (Flashback) Young Namie
    I told you I'm not interested in you.
[19:27] (Flashback) Young Yohei
    I'm begging you!
[19:31] (Flashback) Young Namie
    Oh, fine.
[19:33] (Flashback) Young Namie
    I'll take it.
[19:36] (Flashback) Young Namie
    You're so weird.
[19:39] Yohei
    And here we are now.
[19:42] Nagi
    So this mountain of letters...
[19:45] Yohei
    True love.
[19:48] Nagi
    Is this how big of a deal
    it is to fall in love?
[19:54] Nagi
    Could I do the same thing
    for Segawa-san, then?
[19:59] Nagi
    Wait... Could I?
[20:04] Nagi
    No, I would, right?
[20:06] Yohei
    What's the matter?
[20:08] Yohei
    Are you having doubts about your love?
[20:10] Yohei
    When that happens, you gotta ask your heart.
[20:14] Nagi
    Your heart?
[20:16] Yohei
    That's right. Close your eyes.
[20:19] Yohei
    And picture in your mind...
[20:21] Yohei
    Who's the precious one calling your name?
[20:27] Yohei
    Don't think! Feel!
[20:34] Nagi
    Be quiet!
[20:40] Yohei
    Well? Do you see anything?
[20:47] Hiro
    Umino-kun.
[20:47] Erika
    Nagi-kun.
[20:48] Sachi
    Onii.
[20:49] Yohei
    That's your future bride.
[20:54] Yohei
    Well?
[20:55] Yohei
    You saw Erika-chan, didn't you?
[20:57] Nagi
    I saw all three of them!
[20:59] Yohei
    Anyway, your romance is just getting started.
[21:03] Yohei
    Don't rush it so much.
[21:22] Erika
    What?
[21:24] Erika
    Idiot.
SIGN    Umino Nagi
SIGN    I don't like you, either.
    Yet.
[21:28] Nagi
    I guess I'll just leave it at that.

Season 1

E13 - Things aren't quite working out, are they?

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[01:31] Perm/TwoBlock/BrownHair
    U-mi-no-kun!
[01:35] Brown Hair
    So midterms are starting today.
[01:37] Brown Hair
    How's it looking?
[01:39] TwoBlock
    We're betting all our
    pencil leads on you again.
[01:44] Nagi
    Yeah.
[01:45] Perm
    He's so focused.
[01:47] TwoBlock
    Oh, man.
[01:48] Brown Hair
    Get 'em!
[01:49] Perm
    Do it!
[01:50] Nagi
    Dad told me...
[01:53] (Flashback) Yohei
    Close your eyes.
[01:55] (Flashback) Yohei
    And picture in your mind...
[01:57] (Flashback) Yohei
    Who's the precious one calling your name?
[02:05] (Flashback) Hiro
    Umino-kun.
[02:06] Erika
    Nagi-kun.
[02:06] (Flashback) Sachi
    Onii.
[02:08] (Flashback) Yohei
    That's your future bride.
[02:13] (Flashback) Yohei
    Anyway, your romance is just getting started.
[02:16] (Flashback) Yohei
    Don't rush it so much.
[02:20] Nagi
    I do feel anxious, though.
[02:21] Nagi
    Of course I do.
[02:23] Nagi
    Wasn't I in love with Segawa-san?
[02:32] Teacher
    Begin.
[02:35] Nagi
    Amano-san has some
    issues with her personality,
[02:39] Nagi
    but conventionally speaking, she's cute.
[02:45] Nagi
    But I don't have any feelings for her.
[02:48] Nagi
    I don't think.
[02:50] Nagi
    That was...
[02:51] Nagi
    Yeah, that was a kind of empathy.
[02:53] Nagi
    Both of us are troubled by having our
    parents setting us up to get married.
[02:57] Nagi
    I just relate to her.
[02:59] Nagi
    Probably.
[03:01] Nagi
    So... what about Sachi?
[03:04] Nagi
    She's my sister, but she's not.
[03:07] Nagi
    Which means...
[03:10] Nagi
    What's wrong with me?!
[03:15] Student A
    Umino's sighing...
[03:17] Student B
    Is this exam that hard?
[03:19] Student C
    Crap, I gotta focus.
[03:22] Teacher
    Ten more minutes.
[03:24] Nagi
    Shoot.
[03:25] Nagi
    Focus! Focus!
[03:39] Erika
    Thank God exams are finally over!
[03:41] Sachi
    Same.
[03:43] Sachi
    I don't want to see any
    numbers or letters for a while.
[03:47] Erika
    Nagi-kun, let's celebrate.
[03:49] Sachi
    Yeah!
[03:50] Sachi
    I want something sweet.
[03:51] Nagi
    Help me make dinner first!
[03:53] Erika
    Gonna order cake.
[03:55] Erika
    What do you want, Sachi-chan?
[03:57] Sachi
    That one with ice cream on it.
[03:58] Nagi
    Listen to me!
[04:00] Nagi
    Amano-san is...
[04:02] (Flashback) Erika
    You're my fiancé, aren't you?
[04:05] (Flashback) Nagi
    Like, I mean...
[04:06] (Flashback) Nagi
    Do you like me?
[04:11] (Flashback) Erika
    What?!
[04:12] (Flashback) Erika
    It's not that I like you!
[04:13] (Flashback) Erika
    Yet!
[04:15] Nagi
    She's already back to normal, after all that.
[04:19] Erika
    Is dinner ready yet? I'm getting hungry.
[04:24] Nagi
    It'll be ready soon. At least help set the table.
[04:27] Sachi/Erika
    Okay.
[04:30] Student 1
    Good morning!
[04:31] Student 2
    Mornin'!
[04:38] Nagi
    Damn it...
[04:40] Nagi
    I've been thinking so much,
    I can't think anymore.
[04:48] Hiro
    Morning, Umino-kun.
[04:51] Nagi
    M-Morning.
[04:53] Hiro
    Are you back to normal yet?
[04:57] Hiro
    It seemed like something
    was wrong during the exams.
[05:01] Nagi
    Nope, I'm fine.
[05:04] Hiro
    Let's go to class.
[05:05] Nagi
    Okay.
[05:08] Nagi
    You look good in your summer uniform, ma'am.
[05:11] Hiro
    Why so polite?
[05:13] Nagi
    Segawa-san's still cute!
[05:16] Teacher
    I'm returning your midterm results.
SIGN    Class 2-A Umino Nagi Year Ranking (overall)
     13th out of 242 Students
    Subject: Contemporary Literature | Classic Literature | Math II | Physics | Biology | English | English Usage | Total
     Score: 92 92 89 86 94 89 92 634
     Highest: 97 95 94 97 99 98 96
     Average: 78.5 83.7 80.8 75.5 84.3 80.8 86.5
    : 94 94 90 90 92 97 93 650
    : 20/242 8/242 6/242 18/242 4/242 12/242 3/242 13/242
[05:25] Teacher
    What happened to your momentum, Umino?
[05:28] Nagi
    I'm... thirteenth?
[05:32] Male Student A
    Seriously, Umino?
[05:34] Male Student B
    What happened?
[05:35] Female Student C
    That last one must have just been a miracle.
[05:37] Nagi
    Um, this...
[05:39] Nagi
    This has to be some kind of mistake, right?
[05:41] Teacher
    No mistake.
[05:42] Teacher
    Next.
[05:43] Teacher
    Segawa.
[05:44] Hiro
    Yes, sir.
[05:50] Teacher
    You got your first place back.
[05:51] Teacher
    Congrats.
[06:04] Nagi
    Why?
[06:06] Nagi
    How did this happen?
[06:08] Yonezawa
    Well, if it isn't Mr. Umino.
[06:10] Takahashi
    He appears horribly dejected.
[06:12] Yonezawa
    How Icarus has fallen.
[06:15] Takahashi
    That was quite the sudden end.
[06:19] Yonezawa
    Much like Akechi Mitsuhide's three-day reign.
[06:23] Takahashi
    What a shame!
[06:27] Brown Hair
    Hey, Uminocchi...
[06:30] TwoBlock
    I lost a lifetime's worth of pencil leads.
[06:32] Perm
    Hope you do better next time.
[06:34] Brown Hair
    We're rooting for you.
[06:36] TwoBlock
    Come on, man.
[06:37] TwoBlock
    My pencil leads...
[06:39] Asuma
    Umino-kyun!
[06:41] Asuma
    It's a'ight, dude.
[06:43] Asuma
    TBH, my grades tanked because I was staring
    at Erika-chan's face the whole time.
[06:48] Asuma
    Erika-chan in serious mode
    is such a snack, am I right?
[07:10] Asuma
    Is Hiro-chan mad about something?
[07:22] Sachi
    Welcome home, Onii.
[07:30] Sachi
    I wonder if something happened at school.
[07:32] Erika
    Actually, get this: his exam grades fell.
[07:36] Sachi
    He's back to second again?
[07:39] Erika
    Nope.
[07:40] Erika
    Thirteenth.
[07:41] Sachi
    What?! Onii's thirteenth?!
[07:43] Erika
    Apparently.
[07:44] Erika
    That's still pretty amazing,
    but he's so bummed about it.
[07:48] Sachi
    I've never heard of him
    being lower than second.
[08:02] Nagi
    What the hell am I doing?
[08:06] Nagi
    The only reason I can think of...
[08:08] Nagi
    is that I got cocky
    because I placed first once.
[08:11] (Flashback) Erika
    Why are you so obsessed with studying?
[08:15] (Flashback) Nagi
    Well, y'know...
[08:17] (Flashback) Nagi
    I want to give my parents
    a comfortable life someday.
[08:19] (Flashback) Nagi
    That's all.
[08:22] Nagi
    I totally forgot about that, didn't I?!
[08:24] (Flashback) Hiro
    You've only won once!
[08:26] (Flashback) Hiro
    One win and ten losses!
[08:28] (Flashback) Hiro
    I'm still above you!
[08:31] (Flashback) Nagi
    Then I'll beat you next time, too!
[08:34] (Flashback) Nagi
    So if I beat you again, and again, ten more
    times, will you go out with me then?
[08:39] Nagi
    And now I'm way down at thirteenth!
[08:42] Nagi
    I'm so embarrassed!
[08:43] Nagi
    So sad! This is so sad I'm going to explode!
[08:47] Nagi
    No wonder Segawa-san would look
    at me with so much contempt.
[08:51] Nagi
    I let my guard down.
[08:54] Nagi
    Two months since I found
    out about being engaged
[08:57] Nagi
    and started living with Amano-san...
[09:00] (Flashback) Erika
    Now that Sachi-chan's here, we have to
    be positive about us living together.
[09:05] Nagi
    It's an amusement park...
[09:07] Nagi
    Is this actually a proper date?!
[09:11] (Flashback) Erika
    Give it to me!
[09:12] (Flashback) Nagi
    Wait! I'll take a proper one this time!
[09:16] (Flashback) Nagi
    Mother's Day?
[09:17] (Flashback) Sachi
    Yeah.
[09:18] (Flashback) Sachi
    Come shopping with me.
[09:20] (Flashback) Hiro
    A study group?
[09:22] (Flashback) Nagi
    I only ended up studying for an hour!
[09:23] Dialogue
    It's awesome!
[09:26] (Flashback) Hiro
    Can you keep up with me
    if I go all-out, Umino-kun?
[09:30] (Flashback) Erika
    Nagi-kun.
[09:31] (Flashback) Erika
    You're going on a date with me.
[09:36] Nagi
    I haven't been studying at all.
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
[09:41] Nagi
    It's not like when I would
    help out at home sometimes
[09:43] Nagi
    and otherwise focus on studying.
[09:48] Nagi
    What's left of me if I fall behind at school?
[09:56] Nagi
    It's like I'm no longer myself.
[10:04] Erika
    Nagi-kun!
[10:05] Erika
    When is dinner?!
[10:08] Nagi
    Eh?
SIGN    Guuurgle
[10:11] Erika
    Don't "Eh?" me!
[10:13] Erika
    When are you going to make dinner?
[10:15] Erika
    I've been waiting for two hours now!
[10:20] Nagi
    That's not my problem!
[10:23] Nagi
    You don't know what I'm going through.
[10:24] Erika
    How am I supposed to?!
[10:26] Erika
    Why would I?
[10:27] Erika
    Just because you were thirteenth...
[10:29] Nagi
    Shut up!
[10:30] Nagi
    I'm trash if I'm not first!
[10:32] Erika
    Thirteenth is godly.
[10:34] Nagi
    I don't need your half-assed reassurances.
[10:36] Nagi
    You don't know how big of a deal
    it is that I didn't get first!
[10:39] Nagi
    Schoolwork is all I've got going for me!
[10:43] Erika
    What do you mean, it's all you've got?!
[10:45] Erika
    Don't you remember what I said?
[10:48] Erika
    I like hanging out with you.
[10:49] Erika
    Are you saying it doesn't matter how I feel?
[10:51] Nagi
    That's not the point.
[10:53] Nagi
    I ended up forgetting about studying
    because I was having so much fun.
[10:57] Erika
    Well, if it was fun, then what's the problem?
[10:59] Nagi
    Like I said...
[11:00] Erika
    I don't care if you got first or thirteenth.
[11:03] Erika
    You're just as valuable either way!
[11:16] Nagi
    Why are you the one so angry here?
[11:19] Erika
    Because I'm hungry.
[11:21] Erika
    Just hurry up and make dinner already.
[11:23] Nagi
    Fine, fine.
[11:25] Sachi
    I'm getting hungry, too.
[11:25] Nagi
    You're always hungry.
[11:34] Sachi
    Thank you for dinner.
[11:36] Erika
    I'm so full, I can't move anymore.
[11:38] Nagi
    Don't tell me later that's why you got fat.
[11:41] Erika
    You're worthless if you can't cook.
[11:45] Sachi
    True.
[11:47] Nagi
    Who do you think you are?
[11:57] Nagi
    Okay!
[12:14] Nagi
    It's a new morning.
[12:21] Nagi
    That's right...
[12:22] Nagi
    I'm reborn.
SIGN    Kyaaaah
SIGN    Waaaah
[12:31] Erika
    Why are you showering first
    thing in the morning?!
[12:34] Nagi
    So what if I am?!
[12:35] Nagi
    I'm purifying myself!
[12:36] Erika
    What the heck?! That doesn't even make sense!
[12:42] Nagi
    Time to declare war against Segawa-san again.
[12:47] Nagi
    I'm placing first on the next exam.
[12:50] Nagi
    I have to win eleven times so
    we can fulfill our promise.
[12:53] (Flashback) Hiro
    I've never lost to anyone before,
    but supposing I ever do...
[13:00] (Flashback) Hiro
    Would my fate change if I
    met someone that amazing?
[13:08] (Flashback) Hiro
    Umino-kun...
[13:10] (Flashback) Hiro
    Could you please change my fate?
[13:17] Nagi
    I'll do it!
SIGN    Library
[13:24] Nagi
    She's not here.
[13:28] Nagi
    She's here!
[13:30] Nagi
    Segawa-sa—
[13:32] Erika
    Huh? Where's Hiro-chan?
[13:34] Nagi
    She's not here yet.
[13:36] Erika
    Oh.
[13:37] Erika
    We didn't have to bother coming
    at different times, then.
[13:41] Erika
    Now, then...
[13:43] Nagi
    No, uh...
[13:44] Nagi
    What about studying?
[13:45] Erika
    I will.
[13:46] Erika
    When Hiro-chan gets here.
[13:49] Erika
    Hiro-chan says she's going to be late.
[13:52] Erika
    She says she's on her way.
[13:55] Nagi
    You're slacking, Amano-san!
[13:56] Nagi
    There's no way you can keep up with
    Megurogawa's classes that way.
[13:59] Nagi
    Now!
[14:00] Nagi
    Get your textbook.
[14:01] Nagi
    Open your notebook.
[14:02] Nagi
    Put your snacks away.
[14:04] Nagi
    Pick up your pen!
[14:05] Erika
    You're too strict, Nagi-kun.
[14:07] Erika
    You have to treat me nicer,
    or I'm not going to want to study.
[14:10] Nagi
    I'm always nice!
[14:12] Erika
    Anyway, wake me up when
    Hiro-chan's almost here.
[14:15] Erika
    I haven't been sleeping well lately.
[14:17] Nagi
    That's because you're always
    on your phone at night!
[14:21] Erika
    Silence in the library, Nagi-kun.
[14:23] Nagi
    It's your fault, Amano-san!
[14:25] Erika
    Sure, sure.
[14:27] Erika
    Goodnight.
[14:28] Nagi
    Wake up!
[14:35] Nagi
    Segawa-san...
[14:36] Hiro
    Yeah?
[14:37] Nagi
    Uh...
[14:38] Nagi
    I didn't see you at the
    study session this morning.
[14:40] Hiro
    Sorry, I realized I left something
    at home, so I had to go back.
[14:45] Nagi
    Ah.
[14:48] Hiro
    You seem to be doing better.
[14:50] Nagi
    Oh, well, I guess.
[14:53] Nagi
    Getting thirteenth did suck...
[14:56] Nagi
    But it was my fault.
[14:58] Nagi
    There's no point dwelling on it, I guess.
[15:01] Nagi
    I thought I should have
    a fresh start, you know?
[15:03] Nagi
    Amano-san gave me an earful, too.
[15:07] Hiro
    I see.
[15:09] Nagi
    So, um....
[15:10] Nagi
    I wanted to talk...
[15:13] Nagi
    Huh?!
[15:16] Classmate A
    Erika-chan!
[15:18] Classmate B
    I could watch her forever.
[15:19] Classmate C
    She's so pretty.
[15:22] Nagi
    Is it just my imagination?
[15:26] Dumpling Girl
    Your skin's so flawless, Amano-san.
[15:28] Scrunchie
    Hey, is it okay if I touch it?
[15:31] Erika
    Huh? Oh, sure.
[15:33] Hiro
    No way.
[15:34] Hiro
    I've been holding back
    wanting to touch her, too.
[15:37] Erika
    Really?
[15:39] Hiro
    I was dying to when I took a shower
    with her at her place, too.
[15:44] Fluffy Girl
    Say what? I never heard anything about that.
[15:47] Dumpling Girl
    Tell us more.
[15:48] Hiro
    I'll tell you about it next time.
[15:50] Dumpling Girl
    Please?
[15:51] Scrunchie
    Come on, tell us more.
[15:54] Fluffy Girl
    Please.
[15:54] Nagi
    Urp.
[15:59] Nagi
    Segawa-san...
[16:04] Nagi
    is avoiding me!
[16:07] Asuma
    Yikes!
[16:08] Asuma
    Bruh, what?
[16:09] Asuma
    Umino-kun, does your head hurt?
[16:12] Nagi
    It hurts...
[16:13] Nagi
    My heart hurts...
[16:14] Nagi
    The more I think about it,
    the less I can live with the reality.
[16:20] Asuma
    You good?
[16:21] Asuma
    Wanna go for karaoke?
[16:26] Nagi
    But why?
[16:27] Nagi
    She might be disappointed in
    me for getting thirteenth,
[16:30] Nagi
    but why is she so blatantly avoiding me?
SIGN    To Umino-kun
SIGN    Umino-kun,
     I'll be waiting for you
    behind the gym after school.
     From Segawa Hiro
[16:40] Hiro
    Umino-kun,
[16:42] Hiro
    I'll be waiting for you
    behind the gym after school.
[16:44] Hiro
    From Segawa Hiro.
[16:48] Nagi
    What is this about?
[16:51] Erika
    I see.
[16:57] Erika
    That's pretty bad.
[17:00] Erika
    It's over, Nagi-kun.
[17:02] Erika
    All that awaits you is the
    netherworld, or the underworld...
[17:06] Erika
    Or maybe hell.
[17:07] Nagi
    So nothing but hell!
[17:09] Erika
    Hiro-chan has every reason to be angry.
[17:11] Nagi
    Ang—
[17:12] Nagi
    I don't know what she would
    be angry about, though.
[17:14] Erika
    You're way too dense, Nagi-kun.
[17:16] Nagi
    But it was my grade that dropped.
[17:19] Erika
    That's the point!
[17:21] Erika
    You were flexing so hard
    about coming in first,
[17:24] Erika
    and now you've let yourself
    fall to thirteenth.
[17:27] Erika
    That's more than just a disappointment.
[17:29] Erika
    I'd give up on you.
[17:32] Erika
    I'd want my expectations back.
[17:35] Erika
    I might not feel better until I punched you.
[17:39] Nagi
    B-But you said I'm still me,
    no matter what my rank is.
[17:44] Erika
    That's how I am.
[17:46] Erika
    Hiro-chan's not like me.
[17:48] Erika
    That's just how much she
    respected you as a rival.
[17:54] Erika
    In other words, what you've
    done is tantamount to betrayal.
[18:01] Nagi
    That face...
[18:02] Nagi
    So that's what that was about?
[18:08] Erika
    Go get yourself punched really hard.
[18:11] Nagi
    Your expression doesn't
    match what you're saying!
[18:32] Nagi
    So, anyway, my personal life
    had gotten kinda complicated.
[18:37] Nagi
    I didn't notice I wasn't studying as much.
[18:44] Nagi
    So, like...
[18:47] Nagi
    I'm sorry I disappointed you.
[18:49] Nagi
    I promise I'll place first next time.
[18:51] Nagi
    So please, watch me.
[19:04] Hiro
    Umino-kun! Pass!
[19:07] Hiro
    Hey!
[19:09] Hiro
    Hey!
[19:10] Hiro
    Hey! Hey!
[19:14] Nagi
    Okay!
[19:17] Nagi
    I'll get it!
[19:22] Hiro
    Things aren't quite working out, are they?
[19:34] Hiro
    I definitely felt let down yesterday.
[19:39] Hiro
    But you know...
[19:44] Hiro
    As your rival, I was sure I knew
    how you felt better than anyone.
[19:50] Hiro
    Yet you seemed all better this morning.
[19:57] Hiro
    But I guess it was Erika-chan, huh?
[20:23] Hiro
    I always thought I was the one...
[20:27] Hiro
    who could cheer you up, Umino-kun.
[20:36] Nagi
    I still love Segawa-san.
[20:43] Nagi
    Back to first place!
[20:45] Nagi
    Back to first!
SIGN    Power of Love
[20:46] Nagi
    Back to first!
[20:48] Erika
    Shut up!
[20:49] Nagi
    Leave me alone!
[20:50] Nagi
    I'm on fire right now!
[20:52] Erika
    Seriously, just shut up!
[20:54] Erika
    Sachi-chan's sleeping!
[20:58] Erika
    By the way...
[21:01] Erika
    Could you help me with studying?
[21:02] Nagi
    I cannot.
[21:04] Erika
    Just hear me out.
[21:05] Erika
    I really need to get a decent
    grade on the next exam.
[21:09] Nagi
    Why do you care now?
[21:11] Nagi
    You can always just use Dad's power.
[21:14] Nagi
    Or even if you got a crappy grade,
    you could still get by.
[21:17] Erika
    That won't work this time.
[21:20] Nagi
    Why not?
[21:22] Erika
    They want me back home if
    I bomb the makeup exam.
[21:27] Nagi
    What?!

Season 1

E14 - Walls exist to be overcome!!

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[00:03] Erika
    By the way...
[00:05] Erika
    Could you help me with studying?
[00:07] Nagi
    I cannot.
[00:08] Erika
    Just hear me out.
[00:10] Erika
    I really need to get a decent
    grade on the next exam.
[00:14] Nagi
    Why do you care now?
[00:15] Nagi
    You can always just use Dad's power.
[00:18] Nagi
    Or even if you got a crappy grade,
    you could still get by.
[00:21] Nagi
    That won't work this time.
[00:24] Nagi
    Why not?
[00:26] Nagi
    They want me back home if
    I bomb the makeup exam.
[00:31] Nagi
    What?!
[02:12] Erika
    I hereby begin our briefing.
SIGN    Comprehensive
    Japanese
[02:15] Erika
    Here's the situation.
[02:17] Erika
    Our army has been defeated spectacularly by
[02:19] Erika
    the overwhelming force of the
    Megurogawa Academy exams.
[02:23] Erika
    We must perfect the exam material by
    Monday and conquer the makeup exams.
[02:28] Erika
    We have orders to withdraw from
    this position should we fail.
[02:33] Erika
    Anything you want to say, Sergeant?
[02:36] Nagi
    Would you mind leaving if you're
    just going to dick around?
[02:39] Erika
    My motto is to have fun with anything I do.
[02:44] Erika
    How about a commemorative photo, Sergeant?
[02:46] Nagi
    No pictures!
[02:49] Erika
    So anyway, help, please.
[02:52] Nagi
    It's your own fault.
[02:55] Nagi
    How are you so patronizing?
[02:56] Erika
    I'm just desperate.
[02:58] Nagi
    But why do they want you
    back home all of a sudden?
[03:02] Erika
    They were my first exams since
    I transferred, remember?
SIGN    Class 2-A Amano Erika Year Ranking (overall) 242nd out of 242
[03:13] Erika
    I tried my best...
[03:15] Erika
    But this school goes so much
    faster than Orpheus.
[03:20] (Flashback) Soichiro
    Erika, I'm sure you understand.
[03:23] (Flashback) Soichiro
    If you can't keep up, you need to come home.
[03:27] Erika
    They're pretty concerned
    that I ranked last.
[03:32] Nagi
    I'm sure they are.
[03:33] Erika
    I feel like your school's got too
    many smart people, Nagi-kun.
[03:37] Erika
    The lectures are so hard.
    I have no idea what's going on.
[03:40] Erika
    The exams are next level, too.
[03:42] Nagi
    That's because you haven't been studying.
[03:45] Nagi
    How was it at your old school?
[03:47] Erika
    This is the first time I ever ranked last.
[03:50] Erika
    My tutor's exam question
    predictions were dead-on.
[03:53] Erika
    Not that I have a tutor anymore.
[03:57] Erika
    Why did I transfer to this school, anyway?
[04:01] Erika
    I wonder why.
[04:03] Erika
    How odd.
[04:05] Nagi
    Please stop looking at me.
[04:12] Nagi
    Just so you know, I'm busy studying, too.
[04:15] Nagi
    I expect you to focus.
[04:17] Erika
    Yessir, Sergeant!
[04:20] Nagi
    We're starting with math.
[04:22] Nagi
    Mess around, and I'm
    discharging you immediately.
[04:24] Erika
    Yessir!
[04:32] Erika
    Nice, nice!
[04:34] Erika
    Look this way!
[04:35] Erika
    Perfect!
[04:37] Nagi
    What are you doing?
[04:38] Erika
    Sachi-chan wanted to study with us.
[04:41] Sachi
    I have entrance exams, too.
    Do you have a problem?
[04:43] Nagi
    You don't look like someone dealing
    with entrance exams to me.
[04:47] Nagi
    Just stay out of our way.
[04:48] Sachi
    Okay.
[04:53] Erika
    Sir! Sergeant!
[04:54] Erika
    I'm lost.
[04:55] Nagi
    Already?
SIGN    2: A regular hexagon ABCDEF is inscribed inside
    a circle of radius 1. Given Θ is 2π...
    1) Prove, if true, that
    sin 3Θ + sin 2Θ = 0.
    2) Find cos Θ.
    3) Find α.
    4) Find the length of line segment AD.
[04:57] Erika
    This problem here.
[04:59] Nagi
    The answers are in the key,
    along with explanations.
[05:02] Nagi
    Look at that first.
[05:04] Erika
    Hear me out, you sergeant from hell.
[05:06] Nagi
    That's insulting.
[05:08] Erika
    What is pi?
[05:10] Nagi
    Seriously?!
[05:11] Erika
    I get distracted when
    problems like these come up.
[05:15] Nagi
    Pi is the circumference ratio.
[05:18] Nagi
    It's roughly 3.14.
[05:21] Erika
    Say what?
[05:22] Erika
    Why is it 3.14, anyway?
SIGN    New Middle School Mathematics
[05:27] Nagi
    ...which is why this infinitely long number
[05:30] Nagi
    that comes out of this hexagon
    is shortened to 3.14.
[05:34] Erika
    I see!
[05:36] Erika
    So, what were we doing?
[05:40] Erika
    Also, why is this 3.14
    thing abbreviated as "pi"?
[05:44] Erika
    If we're going to use symbols,
    why can't we just make it a cute emoji?
[05:48] Sachi
    Erika-chan, you can always work on
    another problem when you get stuck.
[05:52] Sachi
    Right, Onii?
[05:53] Nagi
    Yeah. That's probably for the better.
[05:56] Erika
    Makes sense.
[05:57] Erika
    Okay, next.
[06:03] Erika
    Done!
SIGN    Modern Literature
SIGN    Question 1: Describe how "I"
    would have felt
    in the underlined text.
[06:06] Nagi
    Let's see.
SIGN    They felt squee
[06:10] Erika
    They felt squee!
[06:14] Nagi
    How about English?
[06:15] Erika
    Wait, I'm googling it now.
[06:18] Nagi
    Next!
SIGN    Chronology
[06:24] Nagi
    There's nothing to get confused
    about in history, right?
[06:27] Erika
    Nagi-kun...
[06:28] Nagi
    Now what?
[06:30] Erika
    I'm still thinking about pi.
[06:33] Erika
    Why is it that symbol?
[06:36] Sachi
    I think I'm getting in the way,
    so I'll go back to my room.
[06:39] Erika
    You aren't in the way.
[06:41] Erika
    Wait, hold on...
[06:42] Erika
    It's already been three hours
    since we started studying.
[06:45] Erika
    Isn't that awesome?
[06:46] Nagi
    Excuse me, but are you even trying?
[06:48] Erika
    What?!
[06:50] Erika
    I'm totally staring down the questions!
[06:53] Nagi
    It's been three hours and you haven't
    finished a single problem properly.
[06:57] Nagi
    It doesn't seem like you're trying!
[06:59] Erika
    Well...
[07:01] Nagi
    I want to study so I can beat Segawa-san.
[07:06] Erika
    Oh, really? Fine.
[07:07] Erika
    Forget it, then. I'll just go home.
[07:10] Nagi
    Suit yourself.
[07:12] Sachi
    Wait...
[07:13] Sachi
    Hey, Onii!
[07:17] Erika
    I get it.
[07:19] Erika
    There's no way I can pass the makeup test.
[07:23] Erika
    Dad knows that.
[07:26] Erika
    He's using this to make me come home.
[07:30] Nagi
    I bet.
[07:32] Nagi
    I've strived to become
    independent since I met you.
[07:36] Nagi
    But this is how it ends.
[07:40] Nagi
    It's my fate to have to do as my parents say.
[07:48] Sachi
    Erika-chan...
[08:00] Nagi
    Fate, huh?
[08:03] Nagi
    I guess...
[08:05] Nagi
    If Amano-san has to leave,
    Sachi and I will be going home, too.
[08:12] Nagi
    It's been two months since
    I came to this place.
[08:17] Nagi
    It was really uncomfortable at first,
[08:20] Nagi
    but I guess when I went home
    last time, it felt nostalgic.
[08:26] Nagi
    I liked this desk, too.
[08:31] Nagi
    And the bed.
[08:32] Nagi
    Guess I'm going back to sleeping
    in a futon on the tatami mats.
[08:40] Nagi
    It is what it is, I guess.
[08:57] Nagi
    Wait, Sachi, you're still awake?
[09:00] Sachi
    Yeah.
[09:01] Sachi
    I'm sleeping here tonight.
[09:03] Nagi
    Why's that?
[09:04] Sachi
    Erika-chan's studying.
SIGN    Victory
SIGN    Victory
[09:22] Nagi
    Oh, she is?
[09:27] Sachi
    Why don't you teach her properly?
[09:30] Nagi
    You saw her.
[09:33] Nagi
    Besides, she's intent on going home.
[09:36] Nagi
    There's nothing I can do.
[09:38] Sachi
    You're the one who's intent on going home!
[09:41] Nagi
    What's the problem?
[09:42] Nagi
    It's not like you're never
    going to see her again.
[09:57] Sachi
    Onii, you jerk.
[10:07] (Flashback) Erika
    You know how Nagi-kun takes
    everything he does really seriously?
[10:10] (Flashback) Erika
    He's really hardworking.
[10:12] (Flashback) Erika
    I'll help you out.
[10:14] (Flashback) Erika
    I get distracted when
    problems like these come up.
[10:24] Nagi
    3.14, my ass.
[10:31] Nagi
    You fundamentally don't know how to study!
[10:33] Erika
    Wait, who said you could come in?
[10:39] Nagi
    To hell with the circle ratio!
[10:41] Nagi
    Stop thinking like a scholar!
[10:43] Nagi
    The makeup exam is made up
    of questions from the exam.
[10:45] Nagi
    In other words, memorization!
[10:50] Nagi
    We're doing this.
[10:53] Erika
    Let's do it!
[10:56] Erika
    A-Actually, I told you I'm done.
[10:59] Erika
    You're studying hard for
    Hiro-chan, aren't you?
[11:01] Erika
    I can't keep dragging you down.
[11:04] Nagi
    I don't suck enough to get dragged
    down by the likes of you.
[11:07] Erika
    The likes of me?!
[11:09] Nagi
    Besides, why are you studying?
[11:11] Nagi
    I thought you were going to
    accept your fate and go home.
[11:15] Nagi
    You don't want to, do you?
[11:18] Nagi
    Don't try to spare me.
    Just tell me the truth.
[11:21] Nagi
    You want my help so that you
    don't have to go home, don't you?
[11:24] Erika
    But that's...
[11:26] Nagi
    Your problems are my problems.
[11:29] Nagi
    You're my fiancée.
[11:35] Nagi
    I'll change fate.
[11:48] Erika
    Change fate?
[11:50] Erika
    You're so grandiose.
[11:52] Erika
    You'd better take responsibility, then.
[11:58] Nagi
    Leave it to me!
[11:59] Nagi
    For the next two days,
    you are under my purview.
[12:03] Erika
    You are a sergeant from hell!
[12:05] Nagi
    Answer either yes or yes!
[12:07] Erika
    Y-Yessir!
[12:08] Nagi
    Not "yessir"! Yes or yes!
[12:10] Erika
    Yes, sir!
[12:12] Nagi
    Good, that's it! Once more!
[12:14] Erika
    Yes, sir!
[12:15] Sachi
    Guess I'll borrow Onii's room.
[12:21] Nagi
    No looking at your phone
    the moment I turn away!
[12:23] Nagi
    No eating snacks!
[12:24] Nagi
    No sleeping!
[12:25] Nagi
    Focus!
[12:29] Erika
    You're too mean. I can't.
[12:43] Teacher
    Why are you here, Umino?
[12:45] Nagi
    Don't mind me.
[12:50] Teacher
    Now, as for your makeup exam...
[12:54] Teacher
    Well done.
[12:57] Erika
    Nagi-kun!
[12:59] Erika
    I did it, Nagi-kun!
[13:01] Nagi
    You did it, Amano-san!
[13:04] Nagi
    Yes!
[13:12] Secretary
    Sir.
[13:13] Secretary
    That was unfortunate.
SIGN    Erika
SIGN    I passed the makeups!
[13:15] Secretary
    I heard your daughter won't be returning.
[13:19] Soichiro
    Unfortunate?
[13:21] Soichiro
    No.
[13:23] Soichiro
    All is well.
[13:33] Sachi
    Congratulations on passing the exams!
[13:36] Erika
    Thanks!
[13:38] Sachi
    I'm so happy.
[13:39] Sachi
    You're really amazing, Erika-chan.
[13:41] Erika
    I know.
[13:42] Erika
    It's a piece of cake,
    once I put my mind to it.
[13:44] Nagi
    Like hell it's a "piece of cake"!
[13:46] Nagi
    I pulled two straight all-nighters for you!
[13:48] Nagi
    Not only that, I wrote two
    custom textbooks for you!
[13:51] Nagi
    I marked your work, monitored you
    so you wouldn't fall asleep,
[13:54] NAgi
    provided rations, managed your schedule...
[13:57] Nagi
    That was all me! All me!
[13:59] Erika
    I was the one who passed.
[14:01] Nagi
    Yeah, but still!
[14:06] Erika
    Thanks, though.
[14:10] Erika
    I've never been so happy
    about an exam result.
[14:16] Nagi
    I hate being so nervous about an exam.
[14:20] Sachi
    Who cares? She passed.
[14:23] Sachi
    So now, it's festival time!
[14:27] Erika
    What? You're going to celebrate for me?
[14:31] Sachi
    No, we're not.
[14:33] Sachi
    There's a festival by my place this weekend.
[14:37] Sachi
    I was thinking of inviting you
    if you passed the exams.
[14:41] Sachi
    My parents get really gung-ho
    about it every year. It'll be fun.
[14:45] Erika
    Gung-ho?
[14:46] Erika
    Festival?
[14:47] Namie
    Samba!
[14:48] Yohei
    VamoLá!
[14:50] Yohei
    Tequila!
[14:51] Erika
    That sounds fun.
[14:53] Nagi
    What kind of festival?!
[14:55] Erika
    You're going, too, right?
[14:57] Nagi
    Of course I'm going.
[14:59] Nagi
    My attendance is mandatory.
[15:01] Erika
    Mandatory?
SIGN    Monshiro-cho Shopping District
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
SIGN    Original Yakisoba
SIGN    Bonito Flakes
[15:12] Namie
    Huh?
SIGN    Yakitori
SIGN    Yakitori
[15:14] Namie
    Hey, Dad, where's the sliced cabbage?
[15:18] Yohei
    Didn't Nagi put it in the fridge?
[15:21] Sachi
    Wasn't it in the kitchen?
[15:24] Nagi
    Get a grip, everyone.
[15:25] Nagi
    We haven't even cut the cabbage yet.
[15:27] Yohei
    No way!
[15:29] Customer A
    Hey, Nagi-kun, Sachi-chan.
[15:31] Customer A
    Helping out again this year?
[15:32] Customer A
    Good on you.
[15:33] Nagi
    It's mandatory.
[15:35] Male Vendor
    Step right up!
[15:36] Female Vendor
    Check us out!
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
SIGN    Original Yakisoba
[15:42] Namie
    There, that should do it.
[15:44] Yohei
    I know we do this every year,
    but we sure are fast.
[15:47] Sachi
    Did you go say hi to the
    neighborhood association yet?
[15:50] Namie
    No, not yet.
SIGN    Original Yakisoba
SIGN    Cotton Candy
SIGN    Takoyaki
[15:53] Yohei
    Could you watch the shop? Thanks.
[15:55] Sachi
    Okay.
[15:56] Nagi
    Yeah.
[15:59] Sachi
    By the way, Erika-chan said she'll be
    late because she has to get ready.
[16:03] Nagi
    Mm-hm.
[16:04] Sachi
    You have to take this more seriously, Onii.
[16:07] Nagi
    It's my precious weekend.
[16:10] Nagi
    Plus I was too busy helping Amano-san
    last week to do my own studying.
[16:17] Sachi
    Mom said you're free
    once you meet your quota.
[16:22] Nagi
    Really?!
[16:23] Sachi
    Umino family wisdom:
[16:24] Nagi
    Walls exist to be overcome!
[16:28] Sachi
    Let's sell, Onii.
SIGN    Yakisoba
    500 yen each
[16:29] Nagi
    All right!
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[16:39] Sachi
    Thanks for waiting.
[16:40] Sachi
    That'll be 500 yen.
[16:42] Sachi
    Here you are.
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
SIGN    Original Yakisoba
[16:44] Sachi
    Three coming up, Onii.
[16:46] Nagi
    Roger.
[16:47] Girl's Father
    Sorry, could we get another
    pair of chopsticks?
SIGN    Yakitori
SIGN    Yakitori
SIGN    Cotton Candy
[16:51] Sachi
    Sure.
[16:57] Girl's Father
    Good teamwork.
[16:58] Girl's Father
    You're a nice couple.
[17:00] Nagi
    Sorry.
[17:02] Sachi
    Here you are.
[17:03] Girl's Father
    Thanks.
[17:06] Sachi
    See you.
[17:07] Young Girl
    Bye-bye.
[17:09] Nagi
    What are you doing? Be careful.
[17:15] Hiro
    Hey, Umino-kun?
[17:17] Nagi
    S-Segawa-san?!
[17:19] Hiro
    I thought it was you.
[17:21] Nagi
    Why are you...
[17:22] Nagi
    And your yukata...
[17:25] Hiro
    Does it suit me?
[17:26] Nagi
    Yes.
[17:27] Hiro
    My shrine is one of the
    sponsors for this festival,
[17:31] Hiro
    so I'm helping.
[17:32] Hiro
    How about you?
[17:34] Nagi
    This is my house.
[17:35] Hiro
    Wow!
[17:37] Hiro
    I didn't realize you lived at a diner.
[17:40] Nagi
    It's just a plain old diner.
[17:42] Sachi
    Segawa...
[17:42] Hiro
    I'd like to come by sometime.
[17:43] Nagi
    Please.
[17:44] Sachi
    I've heard that name.
SIGN    Segawa Hiro
    
    Are you interested in
    so-called "dates"?
[17:48] Nagi
    The person who went on a date with Onii!
SIGN    Segawa Hiro
    
    Are you interested in
    so-called "dates"?
[17:53] Hiro
    Hi, who's this?
[17:55] Sachi
    Oh, she's my sister.
[17:57] Sachi
    Her name's Sachi.
[17:59] Hiro
    Nice to meet you, Sachi-san.
[18:02] Hiro
    I'm Segawa Hiro, from Umino-kun's class.
[18:05] Hiro
    I've been in your brother's care.
[18:12] Nagi
    Come on, Sachi, that was rude.
[18:16] Nagi
    Hey, Sachi!
[18:19] Hiro
    Sorry. You must be busy.
[18:22] Nagi
    Sorry, Segawa-san.
[18:24] Hiro
    Hey, Umino-kun...
[18:26] Hiro
    Would you like to walk
    around the festival later?
[18:31] Nagi
    Yeah!
[18:34] Hiro
    Okay, see you later.
[18:39] Nagi
    A date with Segawa-san in a yukata!
[18:42] Sachi
    I thought we were going
    to go with Erika-chan.
[18:45] Nagi
    I never promised that.
[18:48] Nagi
    Where'd that come from?
[18:51] Sachi
    Forget it.
[18:52] Nagi
    Why are you so mad?
[18:54] Sachi
    I'm not mad.
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
SIGN    Original Yakisoba
[18:56] Stall Customer
    Hello, one yakisoba, please.
[18:59] Sachi
    Coming up.
SIGN    Yakisoba
    500 yen each
[19:07] Sachi
    Come on, Onii.
[19:08] Sachi
    We're never going to reach our
    quota if you don't keep up.
[19:11] Sachi
    You want to go hang out, don't you?
[19:12] Nagi
    Y-Yeah.
[19:14] Sachi
    That'll be 500 yen.
[19:18] Nagi
    Mom, Dad...
[19:20] Sachi
    Please be sure to eat
    it before it gets cold.
[19:20] Nagi
    I can't figure out what my
    sister's thinking these days.
[19:23] Sachi
    You'll love it.
SIGN    Monshiro-cho Shopping District
SIGN    Cotton Candy
SIGN    Buttered Potatoes
[19:33] Yohei
    She's like Namie-chan when she was younger.
[19:35] Namie
    Stop.
[19:36] Councilman
    Really?
[19:36] Yohei
    No, really, she's an angel.
SIGN    Sold Out
[19:51] Erika
    You're so cute, Sachi-chan!
[19:54] Sachi
    You, too.
[19:56] Sachi
    Thanks for lending me one.
[19:58] Sachi
    I don't have a yukata, so I appreciate it.
[20:00] Erika
    I'm glad, then.
[20:02] Erika
    I wanted to make up for all the
    trouble over the makeup exam.
[20:04] Erika
    It took such a long time to get ready.
[20:08] Sachi
    Wanna hang out around
    here until Mom calls us?
[20:13] Erika
    Okay.
[20:13] Erika
    Where's Nagi-kun?
[20:15] Erika
    I brought one for him, too.
[20:18] Sachi
    Forget Onii.
[20:19] Sachi
    Just let him do cleanup.
[20:21] Erika
    Okay.
[20:22] Erika
    I wish I could have helped out at the shop.
[20:25] Sachi
    You do?
SIGN    Meguro Myoujin
[20:27] Sachi
    We would have sold out
    faster if you were there.
[20:30] Erika
    Are you sure?
[20:31] Sachi
    I'm sure.
[20:34] Erika
    Hiro-chan.
[20:37] Erika
    Why? Why?
[20:38] Erika
    Why are you here?
[20:39] Hiro
    I could ask you the same thing!
[20:43] Hiro
    Huh? She's...
[20:46] Sachi
    This is Sachi-chan.
[20:49] Sachi
    She's my sister.
[20:52] Hiro
    What?
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
[21:01] Nagi
    A festival date with Segawa-san...
[21:06] Erika
    She's cute, huh?
[21:10] Hiro
    She's your... sister?
[21:27] Nagi
    I can't wait.

Season 1

E15 - We have to tell her... about our secret!

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[01:33] Nagi
    Hey, wait up!
[01:35] Erika
    Jeez.
[01:36] Erika
    I chose that yukata for you,
    so you'd better wear it well.
[01:41] Nagi
    I can't even wear my casual clothes well!
[01:53] Erika
    Come on, Nagi-kun. Hurry up.
[01:57] Erika
    Nagi-kun, look!
SIGN    Grilled Squid
SIGN    Yoyo Fishing
SIGN    Takoyaki
SIGN    Shooting
SIGN    Karaage
[02:12] Erika
    I've never been to a festival like this.
[02:16] Erika
    Where should we go first?
[02:18] Nagi
    You sure are giddy.
SIGN    Segawa Hiro
SIGN    Sorry,
    I still have some
    more work to do here.
[02:25] Erika
    It's too bad I can't go on a
    festival date with Segawa-san...
[02:29] Erika
    But considering Amano-san is here
    with me, maybe it's for the better.
[02:34] Erika
    I wish we could have brought Sachi-chan along.
[02:37] Erika
    Oh, well.
[02:39] (Flashback) Namie
    The local festival doesn't
    happen every day, you know.
[02:41] (Flashback) Namie
    You two should spend it together.
[02:44] (Flashback) Yohei
    A date between fiancé and fiancée.
[02:47] (Flashback) Sachi
    You should go.
[02:49] (Flashback) Sachi
    I'll stay home to help out with work.
[02:51] Erika
    Hang in there, Sachi-chan!
[02:54] Erika
    I'll have plenty of fun in your stead!
[02:56] Nagi
    That's a convenient take.
[02:59] Nagi
    Although...
[03:00] Erika
    Oh, Nagi-kun, I want to do that!
[03:03] Nagi
    This isn't bad for a change, either.
SIGN    Goldfish Scooping
[03:06] Erika
    Goldfish scooping!
[03:08] Nagi
    I happen to have some money
    from helping with work today.
SIGN    Chocolate Bananas
[03:12] Erika
    I wanna play.
[03:13] Shopkeep A
    Sure, that's 300 yen.
[03:15] Erika
    With this, please.
[03:17] Shopkeep A
    B-By card?!
[03:21] Erika
    I can't pay by card?
[03:23] Erika
    In this day and age?
[03:24] Erika
    We're in Japan, aren't we?
[03:26] Nagi
    I've never seen anyone try to pay for
    goldfish scooping with a credit card.
SIGN    Cotton Candy
[03:32] Nagi
    I don't have cash.
[03:34] Nagi
    Lend me some?
[03:37] Nagi
    Here.
[03:41] Shopkeep A
    Here you go, miss.
[03:42] Erika
    Thanks!
[03:45] Erika
    I'm taking all of you home!
[03:47] Nagi
    That's not happening.
[04:00] Erika
    Got one!
[04:03] Nagi
    My 1,000 yen just melted away!
[04:06] Erika
    Let's move on. Next!
[04:08] Erika
    I have a bad feeling about today.
SIGN    Lottery
[04:12] Erika
    Nagi-kun, look! A lottery!
[04:14] Erika
    I want to play!
SIGN    Chocolate Bananas
[04:15] Nagi
    You can't use your card for that, either.
[04:18] Erika
    I know that.
[04:19] Erika
    Lend me more!
SIGN    Fun!
    Mustache and Glasses
SIGN    6th Place
[04:25] Nagi
    Nice.
[04:26] Nagi
    You can use it for cosplaying.
[04:29] Erika
    No.
[04:30] Erika
    What I want is...
[04:32] Erika
    that!
SIGN    1st Place
[04:35] Nagi
    Why?! You already have the same console!
[04:39] Erika
    It's not the console that I want.
[04:42] Erika
    It's first place!
[04:43] Nagi
    Fame over material greed?!
[04:46] Erika
    If all else fails...
[04:49] Erika
    I'll draw all the tickets with this!
[04:50] Nagi
    You had cash?!
[04:52] Nagi
    We're going!
[04:53] Erika
    Wait...
[04:54] Erika
    Why?!
[04:55] Erika
    I want first place!
[04:57] Nagi
    That's not how you have fun here.
[05:00] Girl A
    Isn't that girl famous on Inusta?
[05:03] Girl B
    Oh, Amano Erika.
[05:04] Guy A
    Why is she here?
[05:07] Guy B
    Damn, isn't she super famous?
[05:09] Nagi
    We're drawing too much attention.
[05:12] Nagi
    We shouldn't cause a stir.
[05:14] Nagi
    All right.
SIGN    Shooting
[05:17] Nagi
    Amano-san.
[05:21] Nagi
    I'll teach you how to enjoy festivals.
[05:24] Erika
    Okay.
SIGN    Shooting
SIGN    Light Bulb Soda
SIGN    Die Cutting
SIGN    Die Cutting
[05:48] Erika
    Almost there...
[05:49] Erika
    Almost...
[05:53] Nagi
    Too bad.
[05:54] Erika
    Argh, this is too hard!
[05:56] Erika
    Pops, one more!
[05:58] Shopkeep B
    Sure, that's 300 yen.
[06:03] Nagi
    Oh, right. I haven't had dinner yet.
[06:06] Nagi
    Amano-san, I'm going to buy
    some food from the stalls.
[06:10] Erika
    Don't talk to me right now.
[06:11] Erika
    I'm hella focused!
[06:14] Nagi
    Couldn't you use that focus on your exams?
[06:18] Nagi
    Wait here, then. I'll be right back.
SIGN    Okonomiyaki
[06:23] Nagi
    Hello. Two, please.
[06:25] Shopkeep C
    Sure. Just a second.
[06:28] Sachi
    Onii?
[06:32] Nagi
    Sachi.
[06:33] Nagi
    Friends from school?
[06:34] Sachi
    Yeah. We had plans to come.
[06:37] Nagi
    Are you done at the shop?
[06:39] Sachi
    Mom and Dad said they can handle it, so I left.
[06:43] Nagi
    Yeah?
[06:44] Nagi
    You've got exams coming up.
    Don't go too crazy.
[06:48] Sachi
    Yeah, yeah. I know.
[06:51] Sachi
    Let's go.
[06:52] Friends
    Okay.
[06:57] Shopkeep C
    Here you go!
[06:58] Friend B
    So, Sachi, was that the brother
    you were talking about?
[06:59] Shopkeep C
    I added some extra.
[07:01] Friend A
    Wow, he doesn't look anything like you.
[07:03] Sachi
    Uh... I guess.
[07:05] Friend C
    You're so cute, unlike him.
[07:07] Nagi
    I heard that.
[07:09] Friend C
    I know.
[07:10] Friend C
    He looks nothing like what I
    expected from how Sachi looks.
[07:13] Friend A
    He looks like a real studyholic.
[07:16] Sachi
    D-Does he?
[07:18] Friend B
    He looks so gloomy and hard
    to approach, just like you said.
[07:22] Nagi
    I won't deny that, but...
[07:24] Nagi
    Is that what she's saying about me at school?
[07:27] Sachi
    That's not true.
[07:29] Friend A
    Sure it is.
[07:30] Friend A
    You say so at school all the time.
[07:33] Sachi
    It's fine if I say it!
[07:38] Sachi
    I get to say it, but I don't
    like anyone else saying it.
[07:43] Friend B
    Here we go again!
[07:45] Friend C
    Sure, sure, you have a brother complex.
[07:47] Friend A
    You're so cute, Sachi.
[07:49] Sachi
    Th-That's not how it is.
[07:52] Friend A
    Sorry.
[07:53] Friend A
    I'll buy you a candy apple.
[07:55] Sachi
    And cotton candy.
[07:56] Friend B
    You're getting greedy.
[07:58] Friend A
    C'mon, let's go.
[08:05] Erika
    Okonomiyaki!
[08:06] Nagi
    I love food stall okonomiyaki.
[08:11] Nagi
    The scent of this sauce really
    gives you festival vibes.
[08:15] Nagi
    I'm sure you'll be okay with this, too.
[08:18] Erika
    Did you say something?
[08:23] Erika
    This stuff is so hard to eat.
[08:25] Erika
    It's good, though.
[08:28] Nagi
    You've never eaten on your feet, have you?
[08:31] Nagi
    Let's go home, Amano-san.
    You aren't cut out for festivals.
[08:34] Erika
    What's that supposed to mean?
[08:36] Erika
    I don't want to go home yet.
[08:39] Shibata&Stalkers
    Hold it!
[08:42] Erika
    Ack!
[08:43] Stalker C
    I knew it! Erika-tan's here!
[08:45] Shibata
    I saw on social media that
    you were here, Erika-tan.
[08:48] Stalker B
    You're spectacular in your yukata, too.
[08:52] Nagi
    These guys again?
[08:54] Erika
    Nagi-kun, get 'em!
[08:57] Erika
    Come on, be a badass like last time! Bap, bap!
[09:01] Stalker C
    Nagi-kun?!
[09:02] Stalker B
    A badass?!
[09:04] Stalker B
    Dude, haven't you learned?
[09:05] Stalker C
    You're still following Erika-tan around?!
[09:08] Nagi
    That's more about you.
[09:10] Stalker B&C
    Shibata-san, please!
[09:13] Shibata
    Wretched stalker!
[09:20] Shibata
    I've powered up even more!
[09:22] Shibata
    And today...
[09:24] Shibata
    I shall be rid of you!
[09:29] Stalker B
    Nice muscles!
[09:30] Stalker C
    So jacked!
[09:32] Stalker C
    Ripped like a chocolate bar!
[09:36] Erika
    N-Nagi-kun!
[09:40] Nagi
    Let's run!
[09:45] Shibata
    What?!
[09:46] Nagi
    Retreat is victory!
[10:16] Nagi
    I'm sure they won't chase us this far.
[10:19] Erika
    Yeah.
[10:21] Erika
    Why did you run, though?
[10:23] Erika
    Those dorks would have been cake.
[10:25] Nagi
    We'd start a commotion if we fought there.
[10:28] Nagi
    You wouldn't want that, either.
SIGN    Fights
[10:31] Erika
    But apparently fights are
    a feature of festivals.
[10:34] Nagi
    I don't like standing out.
[10:47] Nagi
    What?
[10:48] Erika
    Nagi-kun, you reek of sauce.
[10:50] Nagi
    Because I touched you when
    you were covered in sauce.
[10:54] Nagi
    You got your hands all messy
    with the okonomiyaki.
[11:02] Erika
    Oh, man...
[11:04] Nagi
    What?
[11:05] Erika
    All of this is so fun.
[11:08] Nagi
    Fun?
[11:09] Erika
    Yeah.
[11:10] Erika
    This is my first time at a festival,
[11:12] Erika
    and I already experienced everything
    I read about on Google.
[11:15] Nagi
    You went on Google, huh?
[11:17] Erika
    It really feels like summer.
[11:21] Erika
    I don't think I'll ever forget this summer.
[11:33] Nagi
    Y-Yeah?
[11:35] Nagi
    Isn't it a lot duller than your usual summers?
[11:40] Erika
    True.
SIGN    m0 0 l 200 0 l 200 40 l 0 40
SIGN    In Monaco
[11:43] Erika
    I do spend my summers overseas.
[11:47] Erika
    But this is way more fun.
[11:52] Nagi
    I-Is that because...
[12:07] Erika
    So pretty.
[12:13] Friend A
    Look, fireworks!
[12:14] Friend B
    So pretty!
[12:17] Sachi
    I wonder if Onii and
    Erika-chan are watching, too.
[12:23] Sachi
    Couldn't it have been me?
SIGN    Meguro Myoujin
[12:32] Hiro
    It's already started.
[12:35] Hiro
    Jeez, Mom...
[12:37] Hiro
    She keeps making me deal with everything.
SIGN    Umino Nagi
SIGN    Sorry,
    I still have some
    more work to do here.
SIGN    All good. Understood! There's still
    the fireworks, if you can make it!
SIGN    I couldn't make it!
    Sorr
[12:47] Erika
    That firework was way too huge!
[12:51] Nagi
    That last one was bigger.
[12:53] Erika
    No, that one.
[12:56] Nagi
    No, this one was bigger.
[12:58] Erika
    No way.
[13:00] Erika
    That last one was...
[13:01] Hiro
    Finally found you!
[13:08] Hiro
    I was looking for you guys.
[13:11] Erika
    Hiro-chan!
[13:12] Erika
    Are you done with work?
[13:14] Erika
    Let's watch the fireworks together.
[13:16] Nagi
    Wait, Segawa-san!
[13:17] Nagi
    This is just, uh...
[13:19] Hiro
    Wait.
[13:19] Hiro
    I have a question I want to ask.
[13:23] Erika
    A question?
[13:25] Hiro
    You both said Sachi-chan's your sister.
[13:35] Hiro
    What is your relationship with each other?
[13:42] Hiro
    Oh, um, I was just wondering what's going on.
[13:48] Hiro
    I mean, it's weird that you both
    call Sachi-chan your sister, isn't it?
[13:54] Nagi
    Well...
[13:57] Nagi
    What's going on?!
[13:59] Nagi
    What have you told her, Amano-san?!
[14:03] Erika
    Nagi-kun.
[14:06] Hiro
    Huh?
[14:07] Nagi
    Running isn't the right move here!
[14:10] Erika
    Just come!
[14:23] Erika
    Why did you say that?
[14:24] Erika
    Sachi-chan's my sister!
[14:27] Nagi
    No, she's my sister.
[14:31] Erika
    When did you even introduce
    Sachi-chan to her?
[14:34] Nagi
    And why didn't you tell her the truth?!
[14:36] Erika
    I was too distracted by the festival to!
[14:39] Nagi
    So was I!
[14:47] Erika
    So, what do we do now?
[14:50] Nagi
    We'll just have to tell her the truth.
[14:54] Erika
    Are you serious?
[14:55] Erika
    We have to think of a way to cover it up.
[14:58] Nagi
    How?
[15:00] Erika
    Well...
[15:02] Nagi
    Sachi is one thing, but we
    can't explain why you're here.
[15:07] Erika
    I-I know, but...
[15:10] Erika
    Are you sure that's what you want?
[15:14] Erika
    Hiro-chan might hate you.
[15:20] Nagi
    Segawa-san isn't like that!
[15:24] Nagi
    I don't think.
[15:24] Erika
    You don't think?!
[15:26] Nagi
    We can't lie to her now.
[15:30] Nagi
    We have to tell her...
[15:32] Nagi
    about our secret.
[15:45] Hiro
    You were swapped at birth,
    and now you're engaged?
[15:50] Nagi
    We were going to tell you at some point,
[15:54] Nagi
    but we didn't even know about
    this until recently ourselves.
[15:56] Erika
    Y-Yeah...
[16:00] Nagi
    Sorry we never told you.
[16:03] Erika
    I'm sorry.
[16:05] Hiro
    I see.
[16:08] Hiro
    We're all the same, then.
[16:11] Hiro
    I'm engaged, too.
[16:13] Erika
    Huh?
[16:15] Erika
    What?!
[16:19] Hiro
    Has Umino-kun not told you anything?
[16:22] Erika
    He hasn't!
[16:23] Erika
    So you knew about this, Nagi-kun?
[16:27] Nagi
    I guess.
[16:28] Erika
    You knew both our secrets?!
[16:32] Nagi
    I guess.
[16:34] Erika
    Traitor!
[16:36] Nagi
    Or maybe I'm just tight-lipped!
[16:39] Hiro
    I'm relieved, though.
[16:42] Hiro
    That solves the mystery of Sachi-chan.
[16:44] Hiro
    So that's how she's both of your sister.
[16:48] Hiro
    My parents are pushy, but I guess
    yours aren't much better, huh?
[16:53] Nagi
    Segawa-san...
[16:55] Erika
    Yeah, that's right!
[16:58] Erika
    Like...
[16:59] Erika
    Like, y'know...
[17:01] Erika
    Hiro-chan!
[17:02] Erika
    I feel like we're going to
    get along even better now!
[17:07] Hiro
    Me, too.
[17:13] Erika
    I'm so sorry I never told you.
[17:16] Erika
    I just didn't want it to
    become a big deal at school.
[17:19] Hiro
    I get it.
[17:21] Hiro
    Everyone would be shocked.
[17:22] Hiro
    Set up by your parents,
    in this day and age?
[17:25] Erika
    Right?
[17:27] Hiro
    Of course you decided to keep it secret.
[17:31] Hiro
    I won't tell anyone.
[17:35] Erika
    Yeah, same.
[17:39] Hiro
    Okay, so the three of us...
[17:41] Hiro
    are the Engaged Alliance.
[17:44] Erika
    Engaged Alliance?
[17:45] Erika
    What? That's hilarious.
[17:49] Hiro
    Right?
[17:50] Erika
    "Alliance" sounds cool.
[17:53] Nagi
    I was worried for a second,
    but it all worked out.
[17:53] Erika
    What should our first action be?
[17:55] Hiro
    Maybe a pledge?
[17:57] Erika
    Oh, a pledge?
[17:58] Hiro
    Yeah.
[17:58] Nagi
    I'm glad Segawa-san is Segawa-san.
[17:58] Hiro
    We'll swear to protect each other's
    secrets as we enjoy our school lives...
[18:09] Hiro
    I'm so jealous, though.
[18:12] Hiro
    You guys have such an adorable sister.
[18:15] Hiro
    I wish I had a Sachi-chan.
[18:19] Nagi
    What do you mean by that?
[18:20] Erika
    No! Sachi-chan's my sister!
[18:24] Hiro
    I know. Why don't you
    bring her over sometime?
[18:27] Erika
    I said no!
[18:30] Erika
    Oh, crap!
[18:31] Erika
    I'd promised I'd buy Sachi-chan
    a gift at the festival.
[18:35] Erika
    I'll go buy something. I'll see you at home.
[18:37] Nagi
    Wait, Sachi's already...
[18:41] Nagi
    And she's gone.
[18:44] Nagi
    Sachi was at the festival.
    She'd finished her work already.
[18:47] Hiro
    Is Sachi-chan like that, too?
[18:49] Nagi
    No way.
[18:52] Hiro
    So Erika-chan's personality
    doesn't come from her genes?
[18:56] Nagi
    It's definitely her upbringing.
[18:59] Hiro
    She's a rich girl, huh?
[19:00] Nagi
    Yup.
[19:09] Hiro
    Okay, I'm going this way.
[19:12] Nagi
    I'll walk you closer to home.
[19:14] Hiro
    It's okay.
[19:15] Hiro
    My family will be waiting for me.
[19:17] Nagi
    Okay.
[19:19] Hiro
    See you at school tomorrow.
[19:21] Nagi
    Yeah.
[19:52] Hiro
    Hey, Umino-kun...
[19:59] Hiro
    No more secrets, okay?
[20:20] Hiro
    Please?
[20:24] Nagi
    Of course.
[20:26] Nagi
    No more.
[20:45] Erika
    I'm home.
[20:49] Sachi
    I feel like this is a bit much.
[20:53] Erika
    Yeah...
[20:55] Erika
    By the way, where's Nagi-kun?
[20:58] Sachi
    He came home a while ago. He's in the bath.
[21:01] Erika
    What? But I was going to take a bath!
[21:12] Sachi
    Erika-chan...
[21:14] Sachi
    What do you think of her?

Season 1

E16 - I want to talk about now.

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[01:32] Sachi
    Listen up, Erika-chan.
[01:34] Sachi
    This is a secret mission.
[01:36] Erika
    Roger.
[01:42] Erika
    Detectives Erika and Sachi!
[01:45] Erika
    Move out!
SIGN    Nikoniko Market
[01:51] Sachi
    There she is.
[01:54] Sachi
    Why is she buying so much food?
[01:56] Sachi
    Suspicious.
[01:57] Erika
    Hiro-chan said she makes her own lunches.
[02:08] Sachi
    She picked it up.
[02:09] Sachi
    Suspicious.
[02:11] Police
    Thanks for that.
[02:12] Police
    Wasn't it a lot of work?
[02:14] Hiro
    No, I'm sure someone's looking for it.
SIGN    Higashieki Police Box
[02:22] Sachi
    She's meeting up with a guy.
[02:24] Sachi
    And he's hot!
[02:27] Sachi
    I figured it was something like that.
[02:30] Erika
    I guess he was just hitting on her.
SIGN    Please take me
[02:38] Sachi
    See that? She abandons it.
[02:43] Little Girl
    So cute!
[02:44] Erika
    I'm so moved!
SIGN    Mandarins
[02:54] Sachi
    Why?
[02:55] Sachi
    How?
[02:57] Sachi
    She buys her own supplies for
    lunch and cooks for herself.
[03:01] Sachi
    She delivers a lost 100-yen coin to the police.
[03:03] Sachi
    She turns down a good-looking guy.
[03:05] Sachi
    She saves abandoned cats,
    and she's even nice to kids.
[03:09] Sachi
    What...
[03:10] Sachi
    Who is she?
[03:12] Sachi
    Something's wrong with her.
[03:14] Sachi
    This can't be real.
[03:15] Erika
    Hey, Sachi-chan...
[03:15] Sachi
    She's way too good.
[03:17] Erika
    Just throwing this out there...
[03:18] Erika
    Perhaps we aren't detectives so much as stalkers.
[03:23] Sachi
    St—
[03:24] Sachi
    No, I'm not.
[03:26] Erika
    You totally look like a
    stalker right now, though.
[03:30] Erika
    You look suspicious.
[03:31] Erika
    I tagged along because you said
    we were going to play detective.
[03:34] Erika
    This isn't anything like that.
[03:35] Hiro
    Bye, now.
[03:36] Sachi
    Th-That's because...
[03:38] Erika
    You don't have to do this.
[03:39] Erika
    You could just go talk to her.
[03:42] Sachi
    I don't want to do that.
[03:46] Sachi
    I just want to know what
    kind of person she is.
[03:53] Erika
    Is that because she's the one Nagi-kun likes?
[03:59] Sachi
    A-As his sister, I have to know these things.
[04:02] Sachi
    What if she turns out to be a weirdo?
[04:07] Erika
    Hiro-chan is a good person.
[04:10] Erika
    I've always been treated
    like a spoiled rich girl.
[04:15] Erika
    I've always been alone.
[04:18] Erika
    People would sometimes talk to me,
    but they just wanted to get on my good side.
[04:23] Erika
    It's really obvious when they do that.
[04:26] Erika
    But Hiro-chan wasn't like that.
[04:29] Erika
    She treated me the same way
    she treats everyone else.
[04:35] Erika
    She's studious, athletic, and cute.
[04:38] Erika
    She's kind to everyone, and she's popular.
[04:41] Erika
    I couldn't believe we had
    someone like her in our class.
[04:44] Erika
    I was really surprised at first.
[04:46] Erika
    I always look forward to going
    to school and seeing Hiro-chan.
[04:52] Erika
    I guess it's what you call being friends.
[04:56] Erika
    And I like Hiro-chan even more after today.
[05:02] Sachi
    You're taking her side, too?
[05:06] Sachi
    I'm going home.
[05:07] Erika
    W-Wait... Sachi-chan!
[05:12] Nagi
    What do you mean?
[05:14] Sachi
    Like I said...
[05:17] Sachi
    That Segawa-san person
    I met at the festival...
[05:19] Sachi
    She's a perfect superhuman!
[05:22] Nagi
    Yeah, I know.
[05:24] Sachi
    She's super pretty!
[05:26] Sachi
    She's super nice!
[05:27] Sachi
    She can do anything!
[05:28] Sachi
    Someone like her is way beyond you!
[05:33] Nagi
    How do you know her so well?
[05:39] Nagi
    Ow, ow, ow!
[05:41] Nagi
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[05:43] Nagi
    Wait, what did I even d—
[05:52] Sachi
    She's the reason you're trying to
    place first in your year, isn't she?
[06:00] Sachi
    I've made up my mind.
[06:02] Sachi
    I'm going to your high school.
[06:06] Nagi
    Come again?
[06:08] Sachi
    I can't leave the Umino family in the
    hands of a sloppy creeper like you.
[06:14] Nagi
    Huh?
[06:19] Erika
    Open campus?
[06:21] Sachi
    Yeah.
[06:22] Sachi
    I'm thinking of checking
    out you guys' school soon.
[06:26] Erika
    That's great. You should come.
[06:27] Erika
    Get a good look around.
[06:29] Nagi
    This is silly.
[06:31] Nagi
    It's the only school you're interested in,
    so why do you need to visit?
[06:34] Nagi
    It's a waste of time.
[06:35] Sachi
    That's not true.
[06:36] Sachi
    What's true, then?
[06:39] Sachi
    I'm going to picture myself a student at
    Megurogawa to prepare myself for it.
[06:43] Erika
    Walking to school with my kid sister!
[06:48] Nagi
    Dumbass sisters.
[06:49] Sachi
    Although I guess it means I have to
    see Onii's high school loner life.
[06:54] Sachi
    So gross.
[06:56] Nagi
    Shut up.
[06:58] Sachi
    Now that I'm pumped, I'm going to go study.
[07:01] Nagi
    I swear, that Sachi... Is she seriously coming?
[07:04] Erika
    Why not?
[07:05] Erika
    She's enthusiastic about
    going to high school.
[07:06] Erika
    That's a good thing.
[07:08] Nagi
    I don't mean that.
[07:10] Nagi
    I just feel weird about this.
[07:14] Nagi
    Calling her my "sister"
    doesn't feel right lately.
[07:17] Erika
    What do you mean by that?
[07:19] Sachi
    Have you noticed how she's
    been acting out lately?
[07:23] Sachi
    She wasn't like that before.
[07:27] Erika
    Does this mean the time has come when
    we have to admit that she's my sister?
[07:32] Nagi
    That's not the point!
[07:36] Female Student A
    I heard there's a really cute
    girl here for orientation.
[07:39] Female Student B
    I saw her. An insanely pretty
    girl in a sailor uniform.
SIGN    Open
    Campus
[07:42] Male Student A
    Is she a celebrity?
[07:44] Male Student B
    I hope she comes to our
    high school next year.
[07:48] Nagi
    Look at that crowd.
[07:50] Erika
    That's my Sachi-chan.
[07:52] Erika
    She's definitely my sister.
[07:55] Shion
    I'm so in love!
[07:56] Shion
    Who is she?!
[07:57] Shion
    She's so adorbs!
[07:59] Shion
    Wait, but I have Erika-chan...
[08:02] Nagi
    I feel like I've seen him somewhere.
[08:04] Erika
    Have we?
[08:06] Erika
    Shion-san.
[08:07] Erika
    Shion-san.
[08:08] Sachi
    Shion-san.
[08:10] Sachi
    Shion-san.
[08:11] Shion
    Wait, is it me or do those two look alike?
[08:13] Shion
    Are they sisters?
[08:16] Nagi
    Creepy how perceptive he is.
[08:17] Erika
    Scary.
[08:19] Nagi
    Anyway, is Sachi okay?
[08:22] Nagi
    She's been standing there this whole time.
[08:24] Erika
    She must be waiting for someone.
[08:26] Erika
    Like a guide or something.
[08:28] Nagi
    A guide?
[08:30] Nagi
    I-I have a bad feeling about this.
[08:33] Hiro
    I'm here.
[08:35] Hiro
    Sorry I'm late.
[08:36] Hiro
    You're Umino Sachi-san, right?
[08:38] Sachi
    Yes.
[08:39] Hiro
    Nice to meet you again.
[08:41] Hiro
    I'm Segawa Hiro,
    and I'm going to be your guide.
[08:43] Hiro
    I look forward to it.
[08:45] Sachi
    I look forward to it, too.
[08:48] Nagi
    No!
[08:50] Erika
    What's your problem?
[08:50] Nagi
    This can't happen! Don't let this happen!
[08:51] Erika
    It's better than someone
    we don't know at all, isn't it?
[08:54] Erika
    Sachi-chan must be nervous, too.
[08:57] Nagi
    That's not it.
[08:59] Nagi
    That's not the point.
[09:00] Nagi
    Sachi's definitely gonna talk about my
    private life for her own amusement!
SIGN    Blah Blah Blah
[09:05] Nagi
    About how I grind my teeth in my sleep,
    or how I sing really loud in the bath...
[09:05] Sachi
    Blah, blah...
[09:10] Erika
    No, there are plenty of worse
    things she could be saying.
[09:13] Nagi
    What? No way!
[09:14] Erika
    There are.
[09:16] Nagi
    Either way, I need to stop
    her before she talks.
[09:19] Nagi
    After them!
[09:20] Erika
    Wait, Nagi-kun!
SIGN    Library
[09:23] Hiro
    Okay, next, let's go here.
[09:25] Hiro
    This is our library.
[09:27] Hiro
    The library at our high
    school is always available.
[09:30] Sachi
    I heard about it from Onii.
[09:32] Sachi
    He said the library's comfortable.
[09:35] Hiro
    Yeah.
[09:35] Hiro
    It's a good place to focus. I like it, too.
[09:39] Hiro
    Our school's pretty liberal, but it's
    really strict when it comes to academics.
[09:45] Hiro
    I guess you've heard that
    from your brother, too.
[09:49] Sachi
    I see it every day.
[09:51] Nagi
    Those two seem to get
    along surprisingly well.
[09:54] Erika
    Yup, yup.
[09:55] Erika
    Like a senpai and her underclassman?
[09:58] Erika
    Or more like big sister and little sister.
[10:06] Sachi
    Congratulations, Onee-san.
[10:14] Hiro
    Thank you, Sachi-chan.
[10:17] Nagi
    Big sister and little sister...
[10:22] Nagi
    Right! I never thought of it that way!
[10:25] Nagi
    All good, then!
[10:26] Erika
    Good how?
[10:27] Erika
    I was just making stuff up.
[10:30] Nagi
    Huh?
[10:31] Nagi
    Hey, where did they go?
[10:33] Nagi
    Shoot, we lost them!
[10:34] Erika
    Nagi-kun, over there.
[10:37] Nagi
    The courtyard?
[10:40] Sachi
    Huh...
[10:41] Sachi
    So you can eat lunch here?
[10:44] Hiro
    Yeah. And we chat and stuff.
[10:47] Sachi
    It's so nice.
[10:49] Sachi
    It gets my imagination going.
[10:53] Hiro
    Well, that's it for the tour.
[10:56] Hiro
    Do you have any questions?
[10:59] Sachi
    Yes.
[11:00] Hiro
    Yes, Sachi-san? What is it?
[11:06] Nagi
    What are they talking about?
[11:09] Erika
    I can't hear them at all.
[11:12] Sachi
    What do you think of Onii?
[11:19] Hiro
    Oh, it's a personal question about me, huh?
[11:24] Hiro
    I'm engaged, actually.
[11:29] Hiro
    But... I'm curious about Umino-kun, I guess.
[11:37] Sachi
    I don't think that's good.
[11:41] Nagi
    What are they saying?
[11:43] Erika
    I can't tell.
[11:44] Erika
    But it doesn't seem like it's very good.
[11:51] Erika
    Wait, Nagi-kun!
[11:55] Nagi
    Segawa-san! Sachi!
[11:56] Hiro
    Umino-kun?
[11:58] Sachi
    Onii.
[12:00] Nagi
    What were you two talking about?
[12:05] Sachi
    None of your business.
[12:09] Hiro
    I have a feeling we're going to
    get along really well, though.
[12:13] Sachi&Hiro
    Right?
[12:16] Hiro
    Why don't you have lunch with us?
[12:18] Sachi
    Really?
[12:19] Hiro
    It's on me.
[12:20] Sachi
    Yay!
[12:22] Nagi
    What just happened?
[12:28] Yonezawa
    What's this?
[12:29] Takahashi
    What's this? What am I seeing?
[12:31] Yonezawa
    Isn't that Mr. Umino?
[12:32] Yonezawa
    What treachery!
[12:33] Yonezawa
    He's having lunch with three girls!
[12:36] Takahashi
    In the courtyard, where all
    the popular people go, no less!
[12:39] Yonezawa
    I thought he was one of us! That traitor!
[12:45] Yonezawa
    This situation...
[12:46] Takahashi
    Here we go.
[12:48] Takahashi
    Who's taking the stage after
    Icarus and Akechi Mitsuhide?
[12:53] Yonezawa
    He's the harem protagonist!
[12:56] Takahashi
    I'm so jealous!
[12:58] Yonezawa
    However...
[13:00] Yonezawa
    You know what he's faced
    with in this situation.
[13:02] Yonezawa
    Turmoil upon turmoil.
[13:04] Yonezawa
    It's not all happy days for him.
[13:08] Yonezawa
    Will their future be spent
    in heaven or in hell?
[13:09] Erika
    Nagi-kun, I brought those for all of us to eat.
[13:12] Nagi
    Huh?
[13:12] Yonezawa
    He knows not that he will someday be
    forced to make the ultimate decision.
[13:13] Hiro
    That's a boy for you. They're all big eaters.
[13:15] Sachi
    Still, you're eating way too much.
[13:18] Erika
    Hey! I was going to eat
    the one with the truffles!
[13:21] Nagi
    Where did you get such an
    expensive rice ball, anyway?
[13:27] Nagi
    Dinner's ready.
[13:32] Nagi
    Hey, Sachi.
[13:33] Nagi
    We're having mapo tofu and crab omelet.
[13:38] Sachi
    I'll eat later.
[13:39] Nagi
    Later? What?
[13:41] Nagi
    You always say Chinese isn't
    good unless it's served hot.
[13:44] Sachi
    Reheat it for me later, then.
[13:46] Nagi
    Why me?
[13:47] Sachi
    Shut up. Jeez.
[13:58] Erika
    Sachi-chan's started studying?
[14:00] Nagi
    Looks like she's serious
    about coming to our school.
[14:04] Erika
    Yup, yup.
[14:05] Erika
    Having a goal makes it
    easy to stay motivated.
[14:10] Erika
    Yum!
[14:12] Nagi
    I know, but...
[14:15] Erika
    You know, Nagi-kun...
[14:17] Erika
    I know you're worried about her
    being too focused on studying to eat.
[14:21] Erika
    But maybe you should wean yourself
    off your sister already.
[14:25] Erika
    She's not a kid anymore.
[14:27] Nagi
    Hey, that was mine!
[14:32] Nagi
    I mean, that's not really the point.
[14:36] Nagi
    The thing with Sachi is that when she decides
    she's doing something, she gets it done.
[14:41] Erika
    Wh-What are you saying?
[14:45] Erika
    I was in fourth grade.
[14:48] (Flashback) Young Sachi
    Onii, you got an award in swimming?
SIGN    Award
     Umino Nagi
     8th Swimming Competition
     Boys' individual medley
     1st Place
     In recognition of your excellence
    in the swimming competition
[14:52] (Flashback) Young Sachi
    I want one, too.
[14:54] (Flashback) Young Sachi
    I want first place.
[14:57] Nagi
    She couldn't swim before then, but she
    started going to the pool every day.
SIGN    Splash
SIGN    Splash
SIGN    Hmrghhh
SIGN    Splash
SIGN    Splash
[15:02] Nagi
    The next year, she actually got first place.
SIGN    Award
     Umino Sachi
     9th Swimming Competition
     1st Place
     In recognition of your excellence
    in the swimming competition
[15:06] Nagi
    That's not all.
[15:08] Nagi
    When I got an award in a reading
    competition, she won it the next year, too.
[15:12] Nagi
    When I won in the marathon, she won, too.
[15:17] Erika
    Really? Wow!
[15:18] Erika
    You have to give me some of that ability.
[15:20] Nagi
    She's kind of odd, don't you think?
[15:26] Erika
    How come?
[15:28] Erika
    What's there to worry about?
[15:31] Erika
    Sachi-chan will be fine.
[15:33] Nagi
    That's not the point.
[15:36] Nagi
    I want to cheer her on this time, too, but...
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
[15:44] Erika
    I see.
[15:46] Erika
    Problems at home.
[15:48] Nagi
    Exactly.
[15:51] Nagi
    Our school is a private college prep school.
[15:53] Nagi
    Frankly, it's really expensive.
[15:56] Nagi
    Even if she got a scholarship like I did,
[15:59] Nagi
    the uniform cost, the transit cost,
    the learning materials...
[16:03] Nagi
    She'll have to save up for events, too.
[16:06] Nagi
    Realistically speaking, our parents
    aren't going to agree to it.
[16:10] Nagi
    In other words, the problem is
    how we're going to convince them.
[16:16] Nagi
    Let's go, Sachi.
[16:20] Sachi
    Who cares?
[16:22] Sachi
    Why do we need to tell them?
[16:24] Sachi
    I'll tell them if they ask.
[16:25] Nagi
    It's not going to work out that way.
[16:36] Erika
    It'll be all right.
[16:38] Erika
    Let's go.
[16:43] Namie
    Sounds great! Give it your best!
[16:50] Nagi
    What?!
[16:52] Namie
    What's wrong with you?
    Why are you screaming like that?
[16:55] Yohei
    You sure are loud, Nagi.
[16:59] Nagi
    No, um...
[17:01] Nagi
    You don't get it, do you?
[17:02] Nagi
    She's saying she's going to the same
    private college prep school as me!
[17:06] Namie
    I know that.
[17:07] Namie
    I'm not that old.
[17:09] Yohei
    Sachi always goes full throttle when
    she decides she's doing something.
[17:13] Namie
    I'm less worried about her
    than about you, honestly.
[17:18] Nagi
    That's not what I'm talking about.
[17:22] Namie
    Don't worry about the money.
[17:26] Nagi
    We have that much saved up?!
[17:29] Namie
    You could say that.
[17:32] Namie
    We just have to sell this shop.
[17:36] Yohei
    It's tiny, but it's in a shopping
    district near a station in Tokyo.
[17:41] Namie
    Paper money isn't the only kind of
    wealth in this world. Remember that!
[17:46] Nagi
    Are you being serious?
[17:48] Namie
    Of course I am.
[17:50] Namie
    How else would we have that much money?
[17:53] Namie
    Wait, did you win the
    lottery or something?!
[17:56] Nagi
    O-Of course not!
[17:59] Sachi
    Why...
[18:01] Sachi
    Why would you do that?
[18:05] Sachi
    Mom, you said work's more
    important to you than your life!
[18:11] Sachi
    I don't want you to do that.
[18:13] Sachi
    If we lose the shop, what's the point?
[18:15] Sachi
    I'll just go to a cheaper high school.
[18:23] Namie
    Hey, Sachi.
[18:25] Namie
    Is that as far as you're willing to go?
[18:28] Sachi
    That's not the point.
[18:30] Sachi
    All I'm saying is that I don't want
    to have to sell the shop to go.
[18:37] Namie
    What, then? Are we going to
    pawn off Dad's fishing rods?
[18:41] Sachi
    Those aren't worth anything!
[18:44] Yohei
    It'll buy you your uniform!
[18:46] Sachi
    Stay out of this, Dad!
[18:50] Nagi
    It's all over!
[18:54] Erika
    This is ridiculous.
[18:56] Erika
    Would you stop already?
[18:58] Nagi
    Now Amano-san's getting in on it, too.
[19:01] Erika
    You're all good people.
[19:03] Erika
    Why are you having such
    a stupid conversation?
[19:06] Erika
    It's too early to make
    any decisions, isn't it?
[19:09] Erika
    Sachi-chan's going to work toward
    getting into her preferred high school.
[19:12] Erika
    Mom and Dad will look for ways
    to not have to sell the shop.
[19:20] Erika
    I don't want to talk about a
    future where we're all sad.
[19:25] Erika
    I want to talk about now,
    when we're all happy.
[19:28] Erika
    The whole family's here right now, after all.
[19:41] Erika
    Sachi-chan said she's going
    to get her studying supplies.
[19:44] Nagi
    Okay.
[19:46] Nagi
    You're totally her big sister.
[19:49] Nagi
    Thanks for earlier.
[19:51] Nagi
    There was nothing even I
    could do in that situation.
[19:54] Erika
    I've always wanted to get
    into a fight with the family.
[19:58] Nagi
    It's a game to you?!
[19:59] Erika
    Of course not.
[20:01] Erika
    Remember what you said?
[20:03] Erika
    You said you're going to change fate.
[20:06] Erika
    So I figured I'll change it, too.
[20:15] Nagi
    I don't think that's quite the same.
[20:17] Erika
    What? Sure it is.
[20:19] Sachi
    Thanks for waiting.
[20:21] Sachi
    Let's go home.
[20:23] Nagi
    You're taking all that?!
[20:25] Sachi
    I have to make up for all that lost time.
[20:29] Nagi
    Just having a lot of reference
    books isn't going to cut it!
[20:32] Sachi
    I never asked you.
[20:35] Erika
    Yup, yup.
[20:36] Erika
    I'm rooting for you.
[20:41] Sachi
    Um...
[20:43] Sachi
    Er...
[20:46] Sachi
    Thanks, Onee-chan.
[20:54] Erika
    You're welcome.
[20:56] Sachi
    Wait, Sachi, what about Onii-chan?!
[20:59] Sachi
    Aren't you grateful to your brother?!
[21:01] Sachi
    Sachi-san!
[21:03] Sachi
    I don't care.
[21:10] Friend A
    Have you decided what
    you're doing after school?
[21:12] Friend B
    Not yet.
[21:13] Friend C
    The future plans survey is due today.
[21:16] Friend A
    What should I do?
[21:18] Friend B
    What about you, Sachi?
[21:19] Friend B
    Where are you going after school?
[21:21] Sachi
    I already submitted mine.
[21:23] Friend A
    Huh? Where are you going?
SIGN    Future Plans Survey
     Umino Sachi
     Please write down your wishes
    following middle school.
     First choice: Megurogawa Private Academy
     Second choice: None
     Third choice: None
[21:30] Sachi
    It's a secret.

Season 1

E17 - Anything could happen right now!

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[01:37] Sachi
    What?!
[01:38] Sachi
    Study camp?!
[01:40] Erika
    Yeah.
[01:41] Erika
    For two days, this weekend.
[01:43] Erika
    Wanna join us, Sachi-chan?
[01:45] Sachi
    I'm going!
[01:46] Nagi
    That was quick.
[01:47] Erika
    That's a relief.
[01:49] Sachi
    Wait, for real, though?
[01:51] Sachi
    Can I really come along?
[01:53] Erika
    We were talking about it with
    Hiro-chan at school today.
[01:56] Erika
    Final exams are coming up, and since
    you're studying for entrance exams...
[02:01] Sachi
    This is like a dream!
[02:02] Sachi
    Going on a trip together would be awesome.
[02:05] Sachi
    I've always wanted to do this kind of thing.
[02:07] Nagi
    Is it just me, or is Amano-san
    rubbing off on her lately?
[02:11] Sachi
    Thank you for dinner.
[02:13] Sachi
    I gotta start getting ready.
SIGN    Weather Forecast
     Sunday
     Monday
     Tuesday
     Wednesday
     Thursday
     Friday
     Saturday
[02:15] Erika
    It's not for another five days.
[02:18] Sachi
    You're looking at it the
    wrong way, Erika-chan.
[02:20] Sachi
    Camp starts the moment you start preparing.
SIGN    Freaking out
[02:23] Erika
    Really?
[02:25] Sachi
    Crap, what if I can't fall asleep?
[02:28] Sachi
    I hope I don't talk in my sleep...
[02:31] Sachi
    I don't have money.
[02:33] Nagi
    Nope.
[02:33] Erika
    I've got you covered.
[02:35] Erika
    I have a holiday home in Karuizawa.
[02:37] Sachi
    Yay!
[03:12] Asuma
    What a nice breeze.
[03:15] Nagi
    Who are you?
[03:16] Asuma
    That's a big oof, Nagi-kun!
[03:19] Asuma
    It's me! You know, me!
[03:21] Nagi
    A new kind of scam?
[03:23] Asuma
    Asuma Shion, from your class!
[03:26] Asuma
    Whoo!
[03:28] Hiro
    We went on the field trip together.
[03:30] Nagi
    Did we?
[03:31] Asuma
    That stings, Umino-kun.
[03:33] Asuma
    You must be a sadist.
[03:35] Nagi
    Or you're just really masochistic
    for being at our meeting spot.
[03:39] Asuma
    But, like, I caught wind of it yesterday.
[03:47] (Flashback) Hiro
    Sachi-chan can't make it after all?
[03:50] (Flashback) Erika
    Yeah.
[03:51] (Flashback) Erika
    Apparently, she left school early today.
[03:54] (Flashback) Erika
    Guess she has a cold.
[03:56] (Flashback) Hiro
    Is she okay?
[03:57] (Flashback) Erika
    She's been looking forward
    to it since Monday.
[03:59] (Flashback) Erika
    She was all set to go.
[04:01] (Flashback) Erika
    Maybe she got so excited
    that she developed a fever.
[04:04] (Flashback) Hiro
    Ah...
[04:06] (Flashback) Hiro
    I guess we won't be able to do
    the study camp tomorrow, then.
[04:09] (Flashback) Erika
    We might have to call it off.
[04:14] (Flashback) Erika
    Or... not?
[04:18] Asuma
    And so here I am.
[04:19] Nagi
    So you're here why?
[04:22] Erika
    This guy insisted on studying with Nagi-kun.
[04:27] Hiro
    Hey, it's not a bad thing for
    us to be studying. Right?
[04:31] Asuma
    You're a goddess, Hiro-chan!
[04:37] Erika
    Okay, time for the four of
    us to prep for our finals!
[04:42] All
    Yeah!
[04:43] Asuma
    By the way, I'm 50th in our grade.
[04:46] Erika
    You're smarter than me!
[04:48] Nagi
    That's not surprising.
[04:54] Nagi
    The stars should be clear tonight.
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
[05:07] Sachi
    I wanted to go to study camp...
[05:24] Hiro
    Wow, it's gorgeous!
[05:27] Erika
    I've actually only been here once.
[05:29] Erika
    Dad uses it when he goes golfing sometimes.
[05:32] Asuma
    Hotel tycoon perks, huh?
[05:35] Asuma
    Bougie.
[05:37] Nagi
    How many more of these
    second homes does she have?
[05:45] Hiro
    Erika-chan?
[05:47] Hiro
    What's wrong?
[05:48] Erika
    Oh, nothing.
[05:53] Erika
    I'll show you around upstairs, too.
[05:55] Hiro
    Let's go!
[06:03] Nagi
    Wait, isn't this a one-night
    trip with Segawa-san?!
[06:09] Asuma
    Man, they're both so cute.
[06:12] Asuma
    I stan Erika-chan, though.
[06:15] Asuma
    So...
[06:16] Asuma
    What about you?
[06:18] Nagi
    Huh?
[06:18] Asuma
    Bruh.
[06:20] Asuma
    I'm asking you, which is your
    type, Erika-chan or Hiro-chan?
[06:24] Nagi
    Wh-Which?!
[06:26] Nagi
    I-I mean, Segawa-san, of course.
[06:29] Nagi
    Ow! What the hell?!
[06:31] Asuma
    Let's cooperate here.
[06:35] Asuma
    This is gonna be fire!
[06:37] Asuma
    It's a study camp!
[06:38] Asuma
    We have to take this opportunity!
[06:41] Nagi
    H-Hang on...
[06:42] Nagi
    Why am I one of the cool
    kids all of a sudden?
[06:46] Asuma
    Right, Umino-kun?!
[06:49] Nagi
    Hang on.
[06:50] Nagi
    I think you've got the wrong idea here.
[06:52] Nagi
    We're here to study.
[06:55] Asuma
    Why so serious?
[07:02] Nagi
    That must be what you would call an idiot.
SIGN    Clap
[07:10] Hiro
    Well, now that we're settled
    in, shall we start studying?
[07:15] Erika
    Wait.
[07:17] Erika
    We should go shopping first.
[07:21] Erika
    We don't have anything at this holiday home.
[07:24] Nagi
    What do you mean?
[07:26] Hiro
    I thought you asked the
    manager to take care of it.
[07:29] Erika
    You aren't getting the full training camp
    vibe unless you're doing all that yourself.
[07:35] Asuma
    Bet!
[07:36] Hiro
    Good on you, Erika-chan.
[07:38] Nagi
    You don't even go grocery
    shopping when we're at home.
[07:43] Erika
    Which is why I plan on going
    to the nearest supermarket.
[07:47] Nagi
    I'll go with you, then.
[07:49] Asuma
    No! I'm coming with!
[07:53] Nagi
    What?
[07:58] Nagi
    Ah, that's what he wants.
[08:01] Nagi
    Okay, Amano-san and Asuma-kun
    can go shopping, then. Thanks.
[08:05] Asuma
    A'ight!
[08:06] Erika
    We got this.
[08:07] Erika
    We'll go shopping good.
[08:09] Asuma
    'Kay, here we go!
[08:12] Hiro
    Thanks. We'll be waiting.
[08:16] Hiro
    Well, why don't the two of us
    start studying in the meantime?
[08:20] Nagi
    Which means...
[08:29] Nagi
    I'm alone with Segawa-san!
[08:41] Nagi
    Just the two of us in
    this huge holiday house!
[08:46] Hiro
    Or, that's what I would like to do, but...
SIGN    Comprehensive
    Japanese Literature
[08:58] Hiro
    It's so pretty.
[09:03] Nagi
    I had no idea there was a lake nearby.
[09:05] Nagi
    I'm surprised you knew about this.
[09:08] Hiro
    I caught a glimpse of it
    from the upstairs balcony.
[09:11] Hiro
    I've been curious about it.
[09:13] Nagi
    Th-That's great.
[09:17] Nagi
    The wind's so crisp.
[09:20] Hiro
    I know, it's so stuffy in Tokyo.
[09:24] Hiro
    Look, there's a fish.
[09:27] Nagi
    It's surprisingly big.
[09:29] Hiro
    Hey, why don't we all come
    fishing together tomorrow?
[09:33] Hiro
    Have you ever gone fishing, Umino-kun?
[09:37] Nagi
    I have, but I thought we were here to study.
[09:40] Hiro
    Oh, that's right.
[09:42] Nagi
    How do you end up at the top of our year?!
[09:46] Hiro
    I think it's important to
    take breaks, too, though.
[09:49] Hiro
    Although this is my first time doing
    a study camp, so I'm not sure.
[09:54] Nagi
    Really? You seem like you'd have a lot of friends.
[09:59] Hiro
    I'm not really interested
    in that kind of thing.
[10:06] Hiro
    Besides, if I did this often, I feel like
    I'd slack off a lot, like I just did.
[10:12] Hiro
    I can't fight the temptations.
[10:15] Nagi
    You're just trying to get me to talk
    about you being top of our year.
[10:20] Hiro
    You got me.
[10:23] Nagi
    So... why did you join us this time?
[10:31] Hiro
    Because...
[10:38] Hiro
    I knew you'd be here, of course.
[10:53] Erika
    What to do...
[10:55] Erika
    I have no idea what to
    buy in these situations.
[10:58] Erika
    I was all gung-ho about shopping,
[11:00] Erika
    but Nagi-kun and Sachi-chan have
    always done the grocery shopping.
[11:10] Erika
    Drinks, snacks, ramen... This works, right?
[11:13] Erika
    I guess if we just grab some stuff,
    Nagi-kun can make something of it.
[11:19] Erika
    Okay, let's do it!
[11:21] Asuma
    You're amazing, Erika-chan.
[11:25] Asuma
    I mean, I don't know what
    to buy in these situations.
[11:29] Asuma
    You've got it together.
[11:32] Nagi
    You finally noticed?
[11:39] Asuma
    H-Hey...
[11:44] Asuma
    There's something I want to tell you.
[12:13] Hiro
    Erika-chan's taking a while.
[12:22] Nagi
    Why...
[12:25] (Flashback) Hiro
    Man, it's so hot.
[12:27] (Flashback) Hiro
    Maybe I should go home and take
    a bath, since I got sweaty.
[12:32] Nagi
    Why a bath now?!
SIGN    bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath
    bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath
[12:34] Nagi
    A bath now, when it's just the two of us?!
[12:35] Nagi
    What is even happening?!
[12:38] Nagi
    This is a conundrum, Segawa-san!
[12:47] Erika
    Where's Hiro-chan?!
[12:48] Nagi
    Huh? She's in the bath.
[12:50] Erika
    Thanks!
[12:54] Nagi
    What the...
[12:58] Asuma
    I'm back!
[13:01] Nagi
    Welcome back.
[13:03] Asuma
    Hear me out, Umino-kyun!
[13:05] Asuma
    I just told Erika-chan...
[13:13] Hiro
    Welcome home.
[13:16] Erika
    Hiro-chan, I need help.
[13:18] Erika
    I...
[13:20] Hiro
    What's wrong?
[13:21] Hiro
    Your face is beet red.
[13:24] Erika
    Well, see...
[13:27] Asuma
    I confessed to her.
[13:31] Nagi
    Nani?
[13:33] Asuma
    I said, I confessed to her!
[13:36] Asuma
    To Erika-chan!
[13:38] Nagi
    C-Conf...
[13:39] Nagi
    To Amano-san?!
[13:41] Nagi
    Oh... Yeah?
[13:45] Nagi
    Huh? Why do I feel like this?
[13:52] Nagi
    So, how did it go?
[14:00] (Flashback) Asuma
    There's something I want to tell you.
[14:03] (Flashback) Erika
    Wh-What?
[14:08] (Flashback) Asuma
    I don't want to say it here,
    so I'll tell you when we're outside.
[14:14] (Flashback) Asuma
    Never mind, I'm saying it now!
[14:16] (Flashback) Erika
    O-Okay.
[14:18] (Flashback) Asuma
    Um... like...
[14:26] (Flashback) Asuma
    Th...
[14:27] (Flashback) Erika
    Th...?
[14:29] (Flashback) Asuma
    Th-Th...
[14:33] (Flashback) Asuma
    Thank you for bringing me out here!
[14:36] Nagi
    That's not a confession.
[14:38] Asuma
    It was!
[14:40] Asuma
    I said "thank you"!
[14:41] Asuma
    It worked out!
[14:43] Nagi
    No, it didn't.
[14:44] Nagi
    She didn't bring you here, either.
    Nor did she invite you.
[14:47] Asuma
    You're wrong!
[14:49] Asuma
    Listen to me, Nagi!
[14:50] Nagi
    What happened to my honorifics?
[14:52] Asuma
    There's a certain procedure to confessing.
[14:55] Asuma
    I just happened to mess it up.
[15:01] Nagi
    Huh?
[15:02] Nagi
    Why am I so relieved?
[15:05] Asuma
    What's up with that face?!
[15:07] Nagi
    What face?
[15:08] Asuma
    You just made a mocking face!
[15:10] Asuma
    You smirked at me!
[15:13] Asuma
    Rip...
[15:14] Nagi
    Did not.
[15:16] Asuma
    Cap!
[15:18] Asuma
    Besides, what would you know?
    You've never even confessed to anyone before.
[15:30] Hiro
    You forgot your underwear?
[15:32] Erika
    My housekeeper always got me ready for trips.
[15:36] Erika
    So I totally forgot about extra underwear
    and spare clothes and pajamas and everything.
[15:41] Erika
    What am I even doing?
[15:44] Erika
    What should I do?
[15:49] Hiro
    Erika-chan...
[15:54] Hiro
    You're so adorable!
[15:56] Erika
    No diving in the bath!
[15:59] Asuma
    You confessed to Hiro-chan?!
[16:02] Asuma
    You declared war, you got first place like
    you said you would, and then you confessed?!
[16:05] Asuma
    Lit!
[16:06] Asuma
    You're poggers, Nagi-kyun!
[16:08] Nagi
    Yeah...
[16:10] Asuma
    Huh?
[16:11] Asuma
    So why aren't you going out with her?
[16:14] Nagi
    She put me on hold.
[16:16] Asuma
    On hold?
[16:17] Nagi
    He's so close.
[16:19] Nagi
    Let's see...
[16:20] Nagi
    I lost in the last exam,
    so that adds one more...
[16:25] Nagi
    So we'll be dating if I beat
    her in eleven exams, I guess?
SIGN    Ahhhhhh
[16:30] Asuma
    That's so next-level!
[16:31] Nagi
    Dude, turn it down a notch.
[16:34] Asuma
    Master!
[16:35] Nagi
    Stop it.
[16:36] Asuma
    Let's maintain our cooperative
    relationship going forward!
[16:40] Nagi
    What happened to studying?
[16:42] Asuma
    Oh, I have a good idea.
[16:45] Asuma
    Let's go buy ice cream.
[16:46] Nagi
    Yo.
[16:52] Hiro
    This is nice for a change, huh?
[16:55] Hiro
    It really clears your mind.
[16:58] Nagi
    We haven't studied at all, though.
[17:04] Nagi
    Segawa-san fresh out of the bath...
[17:06] Nagi
    She smells so nice!
[17:09] Nagi
    Even with the two pests in
    the way, this situation...
[17:16] Nagi
    Anything could happen right now!
[17:21] Hiro
    You there, Umino-kun!
[17:23] Hiro
    Your hands aren't moving.
[17:25] Hiro
    You aren't focusing, are you?
[17:27] Nagi
    S-Sorry!
[17:29] Nagi
    How am I supposed to focus right now?!
[17:34] Hiro
    You should learn from Erika-chan.
[17:37] Nagi
    From Amano-san?
[17:42] Asuma
    Ayo, peeps!
[17:44] Asuma
    Making good progress?
[17:46] Asuma
    I brought ice cream!
[17:47] Sign
    Ice Candy
[17:50] Asuma
    By the way, I found a cool spot.
[17:56] Erika
    A shrine in the forest?
[17:59] Asuma
    That's right!
[18:00] Asuma
    It's so cursed!
[18:02] Asuma
    Rattle, rattle, rattle...
[18:03] Erika
    Oh, yeah, I remember that.
[18:05] Hiro
    I don't think you'll find
    any ghosts at a shrine.
[18:11] Hiro
    But imagine if there are
    shrine stamp spookers.
[18:14] Erika
    Say what?!
[18:15] Nagi
    You talking about yourself?
[18:20] Asuma
    Well, then...
[18:21] Asuma
    Time for a test of courage!
[18:23] Erika
    Cool! That sounds fun!
[18:26] Asuma
    In teams of two, of course.
[18:28] Nagi
    What about studying?
[18:31] Nagi
    I see.
[18:32] Nagi
    This could be a chance to impress Segawa-san.
[18:40] Hiro
    Umino-kun, aren't you scared?
[18:42] Nagi
    Not at all.
[18:44] Nagi
    That's right!
[18:45] Nagi
    I've never been afraid of ghosts.
[18:47] Nagi
    I've already won. I can do this!
[18:55] Asuma
    Okay, Erika-chan and I are going first.
[18:58] Erika
    Hey!
[18:59] Erika
    I want to go with Nagi-kun!
[19:08] Erika
    Let's go!
[19:10] Nagi
    Hey, hang on, Amano-san!
    What's gotten into you?
[19:13] Nagi
    I was going to go with Segawa-san!
[19:18] Erika
    There's something I want
    to talk to you about.
[19:31] Hiro
    They're gone.
[19:33] Asuma
    Wh-Why don't the two of us
    go ten minutes after, then?
[19:39] Hiro
    Yeah.
[19:44] Asuma
    O-Oh, yeah.
[19:46] Asuma
    I wanted to ask you something.
[19:50] Asuma
    Why are you so obsessed with your
    grades—with being top of the year?
[19:57] Hiro
    Why do you ask?
[20:00] Asuma
    Well...
[20:01] (Flashback) Nagi
    So we'll be dating if I beat
    her in eleven exams, I guess?
[20:05] Asuma
    Nah, it's just that you've been
    first since you entered the school.
[20:09] Asuma
    I thought maybe you have a special reason.
[20:13] Hiro
    Is it wrong?
[20:14] Asuma
    Of course not!
[20:16] Asuma
    It's totally cool.
[20:18] Asuma
    It's just, maybe you don't need
    to obsess over it, you know?
[20:22] Asuma
    Like, maybe you can let someone
    else take your spot sometimes?
[20:27] Hiro
    No way.
[20:29] Asuma
    U-Um...
[20:31] Asuma
    Does that mean you're going
    to keep taking first?
[20:37] Hiro
    I will.
[20:38] Hiro
    Until I graduate.
[20:40] (Flashback) Hiro
    So we'll be dating if I beat her in eleven...
[20:43] Asuma
    Nagi-san!
[20:47] Asuma
    But, but...
[20:48] Nagi
    If you get sick or something, maybe...
[20:50] Hiro
    I don't think that'll happen.
[20:52] (Flashback) Nagi
    If...
[21:02] Hiro
    Speaking of which...
[21:06] Hiro
    You were about to confess
    to Erika-chan, weren't you?
[21:13] Asuma
    Yeah, actually...
[21:16] Hiro
    Want me to help?
[21:20] Asuma
    Why?!
[21:30] Hiro
    That's a secret.

Season 1

E18 - Who is that person?

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SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
[01:31] Namie
    She's got a fever, all right.
[01:33] Namie
    We should take her to the hospital.
[01:36] Yohei
    A-An ambulance?!
[01:38] Namie
    I'll take her in a taxi.
[01:40] Namie
    You just stay at home.
[01:42] Sachi
    Mom...
[01:45] Sachi
    Please don't tell Onii.
[01:59] Nagi
    What is it you wanted to tell me?
[02:03] Nagi
    What's wrong?
[02:04] Erika
    N-Never mind that. Just come with me first.
[02:06] Nagi
    "First"?
[02:10] Nagi
    What's her problem?
[02:11] Nagi
    I was about to impress Segawa-san
    in the test of courage.
[02:17] Nagi
    She's freaking out way too
    much over a little wind.
[02:25] Erika
    S-So anyway, Nagi-kun...
[02:27] Erika
    What I wanted to tell you is...
[02:33] Nagi
    N-No way...
[02:35] Nagi
    Nagi-kun vanished!
[02:37] Nagi
    Did he get...
SIGN    God
[02:39] Nagi
    spirited away?!
[02:40] Nagi
    How is that your first thought?
[02:43] Nagi
    Oh, crap.
[02:48] Nagi
    I was just trying to scare you a bit.
[02:50] Nagi
    Why are you panicking?
[02:52] Erika
    You knew, didn't you?!
[02:55] Nagi
    Knew what?
[02:56] Erika
    Stop looking!
[02:57] Erika
    Nagi-kun, you pervert! Freak!
[02:59] Nagi
    What?! What's going on?!
[03:10] Erika
    I'm back.
[03:12] Erika
    Convenience stores are great.
[03:14] Nagi
    What do you mean,
    you weren't wearing underwear?!
[03:16] Erika
    Shh! Keep your voice down.
[03:19] Erika
    I'm wearing them now.
[03:20] Nagi
    How do you even forget to bring underwear?
[03:22] Erika
    It was an accident.
[03:24] Erika
    It happens.
[03:25] Nagi
    It does not!
[03:26] Nagi
    Why did I have to come with you, anyway?
[03:30] Erika
    I told Hiro-chan, too, but...
[03:34] (Flashback) Hiro
    It won't kill you to not wear underwear for a day.
[03:38] Erika
    Hiro-chan's a bit wack.
[03:41] Nagi
    What the hell?
[03:43] Erika
    So I only had you to rely on.
[03:46] Nagi
    Ah.
[03:48] Nagi
    S'all good.
[03:55] Nagi
    I see.
[03:56] Nagi
    So that's what you wanted to tell me.
[03:59] Erika
    Not really.
[04:00] Nagi
    What, then?
[04:03] Erika
    Hey, look.
[04:06] Erika
    This must be the shrine
    we're supposed to come to.
[04:08] Nagi
    Yeah.
[04:09] Erika
    Gotta take a picture to prove we're here.
[04:14] Erika
    I got a ghost photo!
[04:16] Nagi
    That's me.
[04:17] Erika
    And sent to Hiro-chan.
[04:22] Erika
    Why don't we just wait here
    and give those two a scare?
[04:25] Nagi
    Sounds good!
[04:28] Erika
    This is pretty nice, though, huh?
[04:33] Erika
    It's a sleepover with just our friends.
[04:35] Erika
    It's fun, right?
[04:38] Erika
    Isn't this your first time?
    You don't have friends, after all.
[04:41] Nagi
    You didn't need to bring that up.
[04:43] Nagi
    Besides, this isn't a sleepover.
    It's a study camp.
[04:46] Erika
    We aren't studying, though.
[04:48] Nagi
    You aren't.
[04:51] Erika
    Anyway, that's what I wanted to tell you.
[04:55] Erika
    I wouldn't have been able to
    come here if it weren't for you.
[05:00] Erika
    I just wanted to say I'm glad I met you.
[05:09] Nagi
    I'm glad, too.
[05:13] Nagi
    So, like... I guess... I hope we
    stay this way going forward.
[05:27] Erika
    What did you mean by that?
[05:33] Erika
    "This way," as in... engaged?
[05:50] Hiro
    Looks like those two made it.
[05:52] Hiro
    Should we head out, too?
[05:54] Asuma
    Just a second.
[05:55] Asuma
    I googled the shrine we're
    supposed to go to...
[06:00] Asuma
    And this says it's a marriage shrine!
[06:07] Nagi
    No, um, well... uh...
[06:17] Erika
    Just kidding.
SIGN    N
    y
    a
    h
[06:22] Erika
    Surprised?
[06:23] Erika
    That's what you get.
[06:25] Nagi
    That can't be the kind of
    scare we were going for!
SIGN    Segawa Hiro
SIGN    We forfeit
[06:30] Erika
    Hiro-chan says they're forfeiting.
[06:33] Asuma
    No point in the two of us going, then.
[06:36] Hiro
    True.
[06:39] Nagi
    So, what are we doing for dinner?
[06:42] Hiro
    Erika-chan, your choice
    of ingredients is genius!
[06:46] Erika
    Right? Right?
[06:47] Erika
    I chose a variety of shapes and colors.
[06:51] Nagi
    Segawa-san, please don't
    coddle Amano-san too much.
[06:55] Nagi
    You didn't even decide what we'd make
    before buying all this? What's wrong with you?
[06:58] Asuma
    I-I tried to stop her.
[07:00] Erika
    Did you?
[07:02] Erika
    Head Chef, please advise.
[07:14] Erika
    I never knew cooking food
    yourself made it so delicious.
[07:17] Nagi
    Segawa-san and I were the ones who cooked it.
[07:20] Hiro
    Even nicer since we're outdoors, huh?
[07:23] Asuma
    Damn, man, a barbecue was a genius idea!
[07:27] Nagi
    It is our domestication of fire that gives
    humanity the right to delicious food!
[07:31] Erika
    Nagi-kun can be a pain, huh?
[07:33] Hiro
    True.
[07:39] Nagi
    It really is good, though.
[07:41] Nagi
    You can only get food like this
     at high-end supermarkets.
[07:43] Hiro
    Can I have some?
[07:45] Nagi
    Sure.
[07:48] Nagi
    Segawa-san, I was eating that...
[07:52] Hiro
    Was that bad?
[07:53] Nagi
    Uh, no...
SIGN    Ba-dump
[07:54] Nagi
    Th-This is what they call
    an indirect kiss, isn't it?!
[07:58] Hiro
    You're right.
[07:59] Hiro
    It's so crisp and sweet.
SIGN    Ba-dump
[08:02] Nagi
    If she's okay with that, then...
[08:05] Hiro
    Thanks.
[08:10] Hiro
    You should ask Erika-chan
    for some, too, Asuma-kun.
[08:13] Asuma
    R-Really?!
[08:14] Erika
    Huh? I already finished mine.
[08:33] Hiro
    Is this your first time having
    a barbecue, Umino-kun?
[08:37] Nagi
    Nah, I've barbecued with my family before.
[08:40] Hiro
    Ah, okay.
[08:42] Nagi
    Why?
[08:45] Hiro
    You seem happier than usual.
[08:54] Hiro
    Hey! Got more dishes to wash!
[08:58] Erika
    More?!
[08:59] Hiro
    Hey, Erika-chan, you have suds in your hair.
[09:06] Erika
    Ew, how did that get up there?
[09:07] Nagi
    I see...
[09:10] Hiro
    I'll get it off.
[09:11] Erika
    Thanks.
[09:11] Nagi
    I'm enjoying this situation, aren't I?
[09:13] Hiro
    There, you're good.
SIGN    Weather in
    Karuizawa
SIGN    Clear skies
    A good view of the stars
[09:30] Erika
    We took a bath, had a barbecue,
    did the test of courage...
[09:33] Erika
    That about does it, huh?
[09:36] Hiro
    Yeah.
[09:37] Hiro
    What's left to do in our study camp?
[09:45] Erika
    Shall we study?
[09:47] Nagi
    Nay!
[09:50] Nagi
    Why don't we go stargazing instead?
[10:03] Nagi
    See that?
[10:04] Erika
    I saw it!
[10:05] Erika
    Is that the Capricornid meteor shower?
[10:07] Nagi
    I've been keeping an eye
    on the weather forecasts.
[10:10] Nagi
    I'm so glad the skies cleared.
[10:12] Hiro
    I get it now.
[10:13] Hiro
    So this was your plan all along.
[10:16] Nagi
    I didn't mean that.
[10:18] Erika
    I thought it was weird that he
    invited us all to a study camp.
[10:22] Erika
    He'd normally just say it's a waste of time.
[10:26] (Flashback) Nagi
    Karuizawa?! I'll go!
[10:28] Erika
    But he agreed instantly.
[10:29] Nagi
    There's another one!
[10:31] Asuma
    I never realized Nagi
    liked stargazing, though.
[10:35] Asuma
    You sure are a power loner.
[10:38] Nagi
    Hey!
[10:45] Erika
    Hey, do you think we can see the
    meteor shower tomorrow night, too?
[10:48] Erika
    I want to buy a legit camera
    and get some good pictures.
[10:52] Hiro
    We're leaving in the afternoon, though.
[10:54] Erika
    We can leave a little later.
[10:56] Nagi
    Let's do it!
[10:57] Erika
    Umino-kun?!
[10:59] Nagi
    Let's see, sunset tomorrow is at...
[11:02] Hiro
    He's serious.
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    New message
[11:06] Nagi
    It's a message from Mom.
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Sachi told me not to tell you,
    but I'm telling you anyway.
SIGN    Meguro Dai-ichi Hospital
SIGN    Umino Sachi
[11:37] Namie
    Your fever's come down, too.
[11:39] Namie
    That's a relief.
[11:40] Sachi
    You told Onii?
[11:43] Namie
    He'd be shocked if he came home
    and you were in the hospital.
[11:46] Sachi
    I guess so, but...
[11:56] Namie
    Well, I'm heading home.
[11:57] Sachi
    Okay.
[11:58] Namie
    I'll be back in the morning.
[12:08] Sachi
    The stars must be really bright.
[12:14] Sachi
    I wish I could see them, too.
[12:17] Sachi
    With Onii...
[12:24] Hiro
    Oh, yeah!
[12:25] Hiro
    We should make a wish on a shooting star.
[12:28] Erika
    That sounds good.
[12:29] Asuma
    So romantic.
[12:31] Hiro
    Let's wait for the next one.
[12:33] Erika
    Okay.
[12:36] Erika
    There's one!
[12:43] Hiro
    What did you all wish for?
[12:46] Namie
    Huh?
[12:48] Namie
    Where's Nagi-kun?
SIGN    Meguro Dai-ichi Hospital
[12:57] Sachi
    I can't believe it.
[12:59] Sachi
    I never asked for this.
[13:06] Sachi
    Seriously, you're such an idiot.
[13:08] Sachi
    How could you ditch your
    camp to come back here?
[13:13] Nagi
    Don't say that.
[13:15] Nagi
    I barely made the last train.
[13:17] Sachi
    How could I not?
[13:19] Sachi
    You're so stupid.
[13:20] Sachi
    You were looking forward to
    the meteor shower so much.
[13:23] Sachi
    Besides, that was your first time going on
    a camp trip with your friends, wasn't it?
[13:28] Nagi
    You're right.
[13:31] Sachi
    Still...
[13:35] Sachi
    Thanks.
SIGN    Umino Nagi
SIGN    Sorry
    I'm worried about Sachi,
    so I'm heading home
[13:42] Erika
    How much of a sister lover can he be?
[13:45] Hiro
    That must be how important she is.
[13:49] Asuma
    Huh?
[13:51] Asuma
    Is it just me or am I getting harem vibes?!
[13:55] Asuma
    Gucci. Gucci.
[13:57] Erika
    Let's go to bed, Hiro-chan.
[13:58] Hiro
    Yeah.
[13:59] Hiro
    Oh, want my T-shirt?
[14:01] Erika
    Thanks!
[14:03] Asuma
    Nope.
[14:05] Asuma
    I'm just alone.
SIGN    Nagi-kun, where are you?
SIGN    Erika
SIGN    Sorry
    I'm worried about Sachi,
    so I'm heading home
SIGN    Erika
SIGN    Seriously???
[14:31] Nagi
    This is embarrassing!
[14:33] Nagi
    This is so embarrassing!
[14:35] Nagi
    Why did I even bail on the
    camp trip just to see Sachi?!
[14:41] Nagi
    No, she's family. This is only natural.
[14:44] Nagi
    Isn't it?
[14:47] Erika
    I'm back.
[14:49] Nagi
    Welcome back, ma'am!
[14:52] Erika
    You scared me!
[14:53] Erika
    Why are you right by the door?
[14:55] Nagi
    You're back early, ma'am.
[14:57] Erika
    Well, yeah.
[14:58] Erika
    You just took off out of the blue,
[15:01] Erika
    so we broke camp earlier than planned.
[15:04] Nagi
    I'm very sorry about that.
[15:07] Erika
    So, how's Sachi-chan?
[15:09] Nagi
    Oh, she stayed at the hospital
    for a day just in case.
[15:14] Erika
    What?!
[15:15] Nagi
    Only until this morning.
    She's resting at home now.
[15:18] Erika
    Jeez, thank goodness.
[15:21] Nagi
    Sorry for leaving so suddenly.
[15:23] Nagi
    I don't know why I did that either, honestly.
[15:25] Nagi
    I just panicked.
[15:27] Nagi
    Wait, if I say that...
[15:30] Erika
    What a sister lover!
[15:32] Nagi
    I bet that's what she'll say.
[15:34] Nagi
    Whatever, I'm ready.
[15:37] Erika
    You actually went home because you
    were worried about your sister.
[15:40] Nagi
    Here we go.
[15:42] Erika
    I think it's fantastic that you have
    someone you'll rally for so quickly.
[15:57] Nagi
    What?
[16:12] (Flashback) Erika
    I think it's fantastic.
[16:16] Nagi
    What was that all about?
[16:20] Nagi
    Is she just creeped out because
    I'm so attached to my sister?
[16:28] Nagi
    Why do I have to be seen
    embarrassing myself all the time?
[16:33] Nagi
    Nothing I can do about it, I guess.
[16:34] Nagi
    Sachi lives with me.
[16:36] (Flashback) Sachi
    That was sad, Onii.
[16:38] (Flashback) Namie
    What are you so gloomy for?
[16:40] (Flashback) Yohei
    Homesick?
[16:42] Namie
    And I talk to my parents all the time.
[16:45] Namie
    Compared to that, Amano-san doesn't
    have much contact with her family.
[16:50] Namie
    I don't know anything about Amano-san.
SIGN    #Karuizawa #meteorshower
[17:08] Hiro
    Erika-chan's already posted an update.
[17:11] Hiro
    She used the picture I took.
[17:13] Asuma
    So jelly!
SIGN    Next Station
SIGN    Shibuya
[17:15] Announcer
    Approaching Shibuya.
[17:18] Asuma
    I get off here.
[17:20] Hiro
    Okay. See you tomorrow.
[17:23] Asuma
    By the way, Hiro-chan...
[17:33] Asuma
    Are you still on for our
    promise starting tomorrow?
[17:38] (Flashback) Hiro
    Want me to help?
[17:44] Hiro
    I'll think about it.
[17:47] Asuma
    Thankies!
[17:51] Hiro
    But...
[17:54] (Flashback) Hiro
    Huh? It's knocked over.
[18:03] Hiro
    What was that photo, though?
[18:14] Soichiro
    Sorry to come in unannounced.
[18:16] Soichiro
    I won't be long.
[18:18] Servant
    I was in the middle of cleaning, since
    your daughter and her friends just left.
[18:22] Soichiro
    It's fine.
[18:23] Soichiro
    I'm just here to get something.
[18:25] Servant
    To get something?
[18:26] Soichiro
    Yeah.
[18:28] Soichiro
    I had set up a bomb of sorts.
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
[18:48] Namie
    Don't you think you're eating too much?
[18:49] Sachi
    I'm not!
[18:51] Sachi
    I have to get back to the other house.
[18:55] Namie
    More.
[18:56] Sachi
    We're all out.
SIGN    What are you doing?
SIGN    Why was that photo at the vacation home?
[19:35] Erika
    Nagi-kun... What is it?
[19:38] Nagi
    I have a question for you, Amano-san!
[19:44] Erika
    Too loud. Keep it down.
[19:47] Nagi
    No, seriously...
[19:48] Erika
    I'm checking my comments right now.
[19:51] Erika
    I need to concentrate.
[19:57] Erika
    Hey, what was that for?!
[20:00] Nagi
    Payback.
[20:02] Erika
    What are you so angry about?
[20:04] Nagi
    Why wouldn't I be?
[20:05] Nagi
    I always end up being
    seen embarrassing myself.
[20:08] Erika
    You mean the study camp?
[20:10] Erika
    Now you're just lashing out!
[20:11] Nagi
    You could say that!
[20:12] Erika
    You're admitting it?!
[20:25] Nagi
    Amano-san, remember what you said?
[20:29] Nagi
    That there was someone you want to contact?
[20:33] Nagi
    That person is to you what
    Sachi is to me. Am I right?
[20:42] Nagi
    Tell me...
[20:44] Nagi
    Who is that person?
[20:54] Erika
    Do you really want to know?
[20:56] Nagi
    Yeah.
[20:58] Erika
    I see.
[21:11] Erika
    You're too slow, dummy.
[21:15] Erika
    May I assume you're prepared, then?
[21:19] Nagi
    Yeah.

Season 1

E19 - You must have noticed by now.

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[00:00] Nagi
    Amano-san, remember what you said?
[00:05] Nagi
    That there was someone you want to contact?
[00:08] Nagi
    Tell me...
[00:10] Nagi
    Who is that person?
[00:16] Erika
    Do you really want to know?
[00:18] Nagi
    Yeah.
[00:20] Erika
    I see.
[00:30] Nagi
    You're too slow, dummy.
[02:08] Erika
    Are you sure about this, Nagi-kun?
[02:11] Nagi
    Yes, already.
[02:12] Nagi
    I'm prepared to hear it.
[02:14] Nagi
    So please tell me.
[02:16] Nagi
    Who are you trying to contact?
[02:24] Erika
    Maybe it was fated that this
    would happen sooner or later.
[02:29] Erika
    All right.
[02:31] Erika
    First, take a look at this photo.
[02:41] Nagi
    Why am I there?
[02:44] Nagi
    I-Is this...
[02:46] Erika
    Yeah.
[02:47] Erika
    It's a family photo from when I was little.
[02:50] Erika
    I was so shocked.
[02:52] Nagi
    Which means...
[02:55] Nagi
    I'd met Amano-san before?
[03:01] Young Sosuke
    Moving?
[03:03] Young Erika
    Yeah.
[03:04] Young Sosuke
    Does that mean we won't
    see each other anymore?
[03:08] Young Erika
    I see...
[03:13] Young Erika
    But don't worry.
[03:15] Young Erika
    I'm sure we'll see each other
    again when we're bigger.
[03:18] Young Erika
    We're engaged, after all.
[03:24] Nagi
    Right...
[03:25] Nagi
    We'd met before.
[03:28] Nagi
    We were connected by fate.
[03:32] Erika
    Obviously not!
[03:33] Nagi
    How can you read my mind?!
[03:35] Erika
    Of course I can.
[03:36] Erika
    You had that face you always have when
    you're letting loose with your fantasies.
[03:44] Nagi
    Then who's this boy in the photo?!
[03:47] Nagi
    Computer generated?
[03:48] Nagi
    Photoshopped?
[03:49] Nagi
    This clearly looks like me as a kid!
[03:52] Erika
    Well, yeah.
[03:56] Erika
    He's your brother, after all.
[04:00] Erika
    Amano Sosuke.
[04:02] Erika
    He's my brother and your sibling by blood.
[04:10] Erika
    Now do you see why I didn't want to tell you?
[04:16] Nagi
    So what?
[04:19] Nagi
    I see now.
[04:21] Nagi
    That's why he looks like me.
[04:23] Erika
    Wait, you're supposed to be more surprised!
[04:25] Erika
    You have an older brother!
[04:27] Nagi
    How am I supposed to accept that now?
[04:31] Nagi
    My only sibling is Sachi.
[04:33] Erika
    Where does that confidence come from?
[04:38] Erika
    I see, though.
[04:39] Erika
    Seems like you aren't bothered by the fact
    that you were raised by different parents.
[04:44] Erika
    Maybe you lack a human heart.
[04:46] Nagi
    And you're forgetting to
    filter what's in yours.
[04:50] Nagi
    So, do my parents, the Uminos,
    know about this?
[04:54] Erika
    I don't think they do.
[04:56] Erika
    We're pretending Onii-chan didn't exist.
[05:00] Nagi
    Didn't exist?
[05:01] Erika
    I'm still waiting, though.
[05:06] Erika
    For him to find me.
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    Erika-tan's so cute!!
    
    megane0-0
    Hotel king's daughter!!
    
    baribari_kiai_1111
     So cute
    
    222_exe_222
    !! I want to be that dog!!
    
    1nu1nu_11
     Maximum cute
[05:27] Erika
    Which is why, that day...
[05:30] Erika
    The day my parents talked to
    me about getting married...
[05:55] Erika
    Unbelievable.
[05:57] Erika
    Who gets married off by their
    parents in this day and age?!
[06:01] Erika
    They aren't going to listen to me
    if I straight-up refuse, though.
[06:07] Erika
    How do I deal with this?
[06:21] (Flashback) Erika
    Wow, scary.
[06:22] (Flashback) Erika
    I'll legit die if I fall.
[06:29] Erika
    I'm sure they'll take me seriously
    if I'm ready to get canceled.
[06:33] Erika
    Damn, I'm such a genius.
[06:36] Erika
    Onii-chan would be worried if he saw this.
[06:49] Erika
    Onii-chan...
[06:50] Erika
    Why are you here?
[06:53] Erika
    The first time I met you, I was so shocked.
[06:59] Erika
    I thought Onii-chan had come back.
[07:07] Erika
    So that's why I'm posting photos of myself.
[07:10] Erika
    So he can find me.
[07:13] Erika
    He obviously won't see me, though.
[07:16] Erika
    What am I even doing?
[07:19] Nagi
    So what now?
[07:23] Erika
    What do you mean?
[07:25] Nagi
    There's no point in just waiting around.
[07:28] Erika
    What, should I make a
    second account on Inusta?
[07:33] Nagi
    Not like that.
[07:35] Nagi
    We're going to find him.
[07:37] Erika
    Find him?
[07:38] Erika
    H-How?
[07:41] Nagi
    I'm the second-smartest student in our grade.
[07:43] Nagi
    Don't underestimate me.
[07:50] Nagi
    What?
[07:51] Erika
    You said "second"!
[07:54] Nagi
    It's the truth.
[07:56] Erika
    Thanks, though.
[07:59] Erika
    I was pretty sure you'd say that.
[08:05] Erika
    Let's really find him.
[08:07] Nagi
    Yeah.
[08:10] Sachi
    I'm home.
[08:19] Sachi
    Umino Sachi has returned.
[08:24] Erika
    Sachi-chan!
[08:26] Erika
    Are you all better now? I was so worried!
[08:29] Sachi
    Erika-chan, I'm sorry I
    couldn't come with you.
[08:32] Sachi
    Got any gifts for me?
[08:33] Erika
    Yup, lots.
[08:34] Sachi
    Really?
[08:37] Nagi
    That said...
[08:39] Hiro
    So then Erika-chan had a
    bunch of suds in her hair.
[08:43] Asuma
    Nagi, was your sister all good?
[08:46] Asuma
    I was so worried, I kept DMing you.
[08:49] Asuma
    How could you leave me on read?! That's cold!
[08:51] Asuma
    Also, guess what happened to me after that!
[08:54] Asuma
    Bruh, it was just me and two girls,
    and I was like, "This is a harem!" But then...
[09:04] Nagi
    Something doesn't feel quite right.
[09:11] (Flashback) Erika
    Amano Sosuke.
[09:13] (Flashback) Erika
    He's my brother and your sibling by blood.
[09:18] Nagi
    My brother...
[09:20] Asuma
    Nagi-kyun, you listening?
[09:30] Nagi
    Come to think of it,
SIGN    Today's Meals
    100 delicious recipes
[09:32] Nagi
    I always felt something was off
    from the moment I met Amano-san.
[09:38] (Flashback) Erika
    Megurogawa!
[09:39] (Flashback) Erika
    You must be really smart, Nagi-kun!
[09:41] (Flashback) Nagi
    I guess.
[09:42] (Flashback) Erika
    Guess what? You're going to be my boyfriend.
[09:46] (Flashback) Nagi
    Amano-san's coming here?!
[09:48] (Flashback) Nagi
    Where is she, anyway?
[09:50] (Flashback) Nagi
    She's already over an hour late.
[09:54] (Flashback) Erika
    You're late.
[09:55] (Flashback) Erika
    Hey there.
[09:56] (Flashback) Erika
    I'm your doctor, Erika.
[09:59] (Flashback) Nagi
    You just wanted to be a
    pretend doctor, didn't you?
[10:02] (Flashback) Erika
    Oh, you could tell?
[10:07] Nagi
    I thought she was just being chummy
    with me because we're engaged.
[10:14] Nagi
    But that wasn't it.
[10:16] Nagi
    I was just a replacement for my brother.
[10:20] (Flashback) Erika
    I still think the pictures you
    take end up being the best.
[10:25] (Flashback) Erika
    I've never seen anyone working so hard.
[10:29] (Flashback) Erika
    You impressed me, actually.
[10:32] (Flashback) Erika
    Go, Nagi-kun!
[10:33] (Flashback) Nagi
    W-Wait—
[10:37] Nagi
    I see now. I was pissed.
[10:44] Nagi
    How much of a brother lover can you even be?
[10:46] Nagi
    And after how much she
    called me a sister lover...
[10:57] Nagi
    It's finally time.
[11:01] Sachi
    Onii, is dinner ready yet?
[11:03] Erika
    I'm getting hungry.
[11:05] Nagi
    The salad's ready.
[11:08] Nagi
    You two figure out the rest.
[11:12] Sachi
    Are you going somewhere?
[11:14] Nagi
    I'm going to see Amano-san's father.
[11:17] Erika
    What?! Right now?!
[11:19] Nagi
    Yeah.
[11:21] Nagi
    I'm going to ask where
    Amano-san's brother is
[11:23] Nagi
    and why they're pretending he doesn't exist.
[11:27] Sachi
    Your brother?
[11:29] Erika
    It's not going to work!
[11:30] Erika
    It's my father we're talking about.
    He's not going to just tell you.
[11:34] Nagi
    Okay, take care of the rest.
[11:37] Erika
    C-Come on, Nagi-kun!
[11:42] Sachi
    Erika-chan, what does he mean by "brother"?
[11:46] Erika
    Well, you see...
[11:59] Secretary
    Boss, I've brought a guest.
[12:03] Soichiro
    Let him through.
[12:11] Soichiro
    Hey. I'm glad you're here.
[12:15] Soichiro
    I've been waiting for you, my only son.
[12:24] (Flashback) Young Sosuke
    Okay, I'm done studying, so I'm going home.
[12:27] (Flashback) Young Erika
    What? No!
[12:29] (Flashback) Young Erika
    Wait, Onii-chan!
[12:31] (Flashback) Young Sosuke
    It's your fault for being so slow.
[12:34] (Flashback) Young Sosuke
    Gotta go home and get back to
    the game I was playing yesterday.
[12:37] (Flashback) Young Erika
    I wanna play, too!
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[13:01] (Flashback) Young Erika
    Studying sucks.
[13:04] (Flashback) Young Sosuke
    You're late.
[13:06] (Flashback) Young Erika
    Onii-chan!
[13:08] (Flashback) Young Sosuke
    You took so long that
    it's dinner time already.
[13:12] (Flashback) Young Erika
    You waited for me, Onii-chan?
[13:17] (Flashback) Young Sosuke
    I couldn't play my game because of you.
[13:23] (Flashback) Young Sosuke
    Although it wouldn't be
    any fun playing by myself.
[13:28] (Flashback) Young Sosuke
    It's only fun when I'm making you lose.
[13:32] Erika
    So, yeah.
[13:36] Sachi
    I totally get it.
[13:38] Erika
    He could have told me if he
    was going to wait anyway.
[13:41] Sachi
    Seriously.
[13:43] Sachi
    Onii did that to me all the time, too.
[13:46] Sachi
    I'm surprised, though.
[13:48] Sachi
    I never knew you had an older brother.
[13:51] Sachi
    Wait, doesn't that mean Onii
    had an older brother all along?
[13:55] Erika
    Nagi-kun wasn't surprised at all, though.
[13:59] Sachi
    Onii's a bit weird, after all.
[14:02] Sachi
    Your brother doesn't sound quite like
    how I imagined he would, though.
[14:09] Erika
    How you imagined him?
[14:10] Sachi
    Yeah.
[14:12] Sachi
    He grew up in a rich family,
[14:14] Sachi
    so he's a loaded version of Onii, right?
[14:17] Sachi
    I thought he'd be a better person.
[14:20] Sosuke
    Good girl.
[14:21] Sosuke
    I'll give you some money now.
[14:24] Sachi
    Like that.
[14:25] Erika
    Your idea of rich people is a bit messed up!
[14:29] Erika
    He wasn't that great of a big brother.
[14:32] Erika
    He wouldn't fall for it when I pranked him.
[14:35] Erika
    And he'd stop talking to me just because
    I ate ice cream without telling him.
[14:39] Erika
    Not just that.
[14:40] Erika
    He got super pissed at me just
    because I deleted his game saves!
[14:43] Erika
    He never complimented me
    when I changed my hairstyle,
[14:46] Erika
    he didn't notice when I bought new clothes,
[14:49] Erika
    he'd go out without telling me...
[14:51] Erika
    He never cared for me, his sister, at all.
[14:58] Sachi
    I see.
[15:04] Erika
    Wh-What?
[15:07] Sachi
    Given how much of a princess you are,
    the way you describe him
[15:10] Sachi
    must mean he was a really good big brother.
[15:13] Erika
    Wh-What do you mean by that?
[15:18] Sachi
    Exactly what I said.
[15:24] Sachi
    Besides, I thought it was weird.
[15:28] Sachi
    You were so quick to become my sister.
[15:33] Erika
    Well, yeah, that's just a fact.
[15:35] Erika
    I am your sister.
[15:37] Sachi
    That's not what I mean.
[15:40] Sachi
    You understood how I felt as a younger sister.
[15:43] Sachi
    So that was why.
[15:47] Erika
    I-I guess so.
[15:50] Sachi
    It is.
[15:52] Erika
    If that's true, maybe I had the same
    feelings for him that you do for Nagi-kun.
[16:01] Sachi
    I-I'm not sure about that.
[16:04] Erika
    Now you're pushing away!
[16:07] Sachi
    I hope we find your brother soon.
[16:10] Sachi
    I want to see him, too.
[16:13] Erika
    Yeah.
[16:15] Sachi
    I hope Onii's all right, though.
[16:18] Erika
    Yeah.
[16:26] Soichiro
    Okay, look at this one next.
[16:28] Soichiro
    This is from when Erika was three years old.
[16:32] Soichiro
    She was so fussy back then.
[16:34] Soichiro
    She loved wearing this bear outfit.
[16:38] Soichiro
    Whenever we made her wear
    anything else, look at her.
[16:42] Soichiro
    She'd be upset the whole day.
[16:46] Soichiro
    Oh, I guess she's still like that now.
[16:54] Soichiro
    This is when she was running around the yard.
[16:57] Soichiro
    She's a fast runner.
[16:59] Soichiro
    She's really athletic.
[17:02] Soichiro
    Doesn't like studying, though.
[17:06] Soichiro
    This is her refusing to eat her vegetables.
[17:09] Soichiro
    We had a hard time making her eat anything
    besides Hamburg steak for a while.
[17:13] Soichiro
    Shall we look at her album
    from when she was four next?
[17:17] Soichiro
    She's still adorable in these, too.
[17:19] Nagi
    As I've been saying...
[17:22] Nagi
    What's this about us having a brother?
[17:26] Soichiro
    You don't.
[17:28] Nagi
    Again, what do you mean by that?
[17:32] Nagi
    Erika-san told me very clearly that
    I have a blood-related older brother.
[17:37] Nagi
    She lived with him when they were little.
[17:40] Nagi
    I even saw a photo of him.
    He looked just like me.
[17:44] Nagi
    Where is he now? What does he do?
[17:47] Dad
    What do you want me to say?
[17:49] Dad
    I can't tell you about
    someone who doesn't exist.
[17:52] Nagi
    What do you expect me to say?
[17:55] Nagi
    I want to know everything
    about my family before I hear
[17:58] Nagi
    about being swapped or engaged or anything.
[18:01] Nagi
    Besides, if you're family, you must know that
    Erika-san is looking for her brother, too.
[18:08] Soichiro
    Great.
[18:09] Soichiro
    Sounds like you're getting along
    well with Erika. Good to hear.
[18:13] Nagi
    I told you...
[18:15] Soichiro
    By the way...
[18:18] Soichiro
    Speaking of family, what do you
    think of your sister, Sachi-chan?
[18:23] Nagi
    That's not what I'm talking about right now.
[18:30] Soichiro
    Sachi-chan's a lovely young woman.
[18:35] Soichiro
    She looks just like Erika, too.
[18:38] Soichiro
    I guess that's what it means
    to be blood relatives.
[18:43] Nagi
    You've met Sachi?!
[18:46] Soichiro
    I just said hi to her.
[18:51] Nagi
    She never told me anything about this.
[18:54] Soichiro
    You and Sachi-chan seem to be quite close.
[18:59] Soichiro
    You must have noticed by now.
[19:12] Girl A
    Hey!
[19:13] Girl A
    Hiro-chan!
[19:15] Hiro
    Yes?
[19:17] Girl B
    Let's play!
[19:20] Hiro
    It's late, though.
[19:22] Girl A
    Just for a bit.
[19:24] Girl A
    Let's play with this.
[19:27] Hiro
    Hey, Gordonia Family.
[19:30] Girls
    You know about it?!
[19:32] Hiro
    Yeah.
[19:33] Hiro
    I played with them a lot when I was little.
[19:36] Hiro
    Wait...
[19:38] Hiro
    This little guy looks a lot like
    Umino-kun, doesn't he?
[19:42] Hiro
    Umino Nagi!
[19:43] Hiro
    The number two man in our grade!
[19:50] Girl B
    What's gotten into Hiro-chan?
[19:53] Hiro
    Okay. Let's play.
[19:55] Girls
    Yay!
[19:57] Hiro
    Well, then...
[20:05] Hiro
    There once was a bear
    family and a bunny family.
[20:10] Hiro
    In time, both families had adorable babies.
[20:14] Hiro
    But when they were born, the two
    babies were swapped at the hospital.
[20:22] Hiro
    The unknowing parents loved their
    children dearly and raised them well.
[20:29] Hiro
    Then, one day, they realized
    their children weren't their own.
[20:33] Hiro
    But they each adored both their birth
    child and the child they had raised.
[20:38] Hiro
    Now, what shall we do?
[20:41] Hiro
    Of course! They just need to marry each other!
[20:45] Hiro
    And so the two became engaged.
[20:49] Girl A
    What the heck?
[20:51] Girl B
    I don't get it.
[20:53] Hiro
    I don't get it, either.
[20:58] Hiro
    Huh?
[21:00] Hiro
    But...
[21:01] Hiro
    The bunny has a younger
    sister, too, doesn't she?
[21:06] Hiro
    Which means...
[21:09] Hiro
    This pairing could work, too.
[21:14] Nagi
    Noticed?
[21:16] Nagi
    Noticed what?
[21:20] Dad
    That marrying your sister, Sachi-chan,
    could solve everything, too.

Season 1

E20 - I want to grow up already!

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[01:30] Nagi
    He kept changing the subject. I never
    got him to tell me about my brother.
[01:39] Nagi
    What's up with that guy, anyway?
[01:48] Nagi
    I'm home.
[01:52] Erika
    It's summertime!
[01:54] Nagi
    What?!
[02:03] Nagi
    Being a swimsuit photographer is the best!
[02:06] Erika
    Jeez, Nagi-kun...
[02:08] Erika
    Stop staring so much.
[02:10] Nagi
    What do you expect?!
    I can't take pictures if I don't look!
[02:13] Sachi
    Onii's a pervert.
[02:15] Sachi
    Nothing like Erika-chan's bougie brother.
[02:18] Nagi
    What bougie brother?!
[02:20] Erika
    Come take pictures with me, Sachi-chan.
[02:23] Sachi
    I'll pass.
[02:25] Sachi
    I didn't bring my swimsuit.
[02:27] Sachi
    Besides...
[02:28] Nagi
    What?
[02:29] Sachi
    It's kinda creepy being seen by Onii.
[02:32] Nagi
    Relax.
[02:34] Nagi
    I don't have a single micron of
    interest in seeing you in a swimsuit.
[02:38] Sachi
    Die.
[02:40] Nagi
    Come on!
[02:42] Sachi
    Okay, time to study.
[02:45] Nagi
    Unbelievable.
[02:46] Erika
    So, what did you and Dad talk about?
[02:50] Nagi
    He kept changing the subject on me.
[02:52] Erika
    See? I told you.
[02:54] Erika
    It's no use.
[02:56] Nagi
    Also, apparently, I could marry Sachi.
[02:59] Erika
    Well, you're engaged to me,
    and Sachi-chan's my sister, so...
[03:04] Erika
    That does make sense.
[03:06] Nagi
    Yeah, but that's not it.
[03:10] Nagi
    I went to ask about your brother.
[03:14] Nagi
    How am I supposed to respond to that?
[03:18] Erika
    Again, I told you.
[03:20] Erika
    That's how Dad is.
[03:22] Erika
    Hey, this is a good picture.
[03:24] Erika
    I might post it!
[03:25] Nagi
    Don't talk like it doesn't concern you.
[03:29] Nagi
    That also means you could marry my brother.
[03:39] Nagi
    Are you listening?
[03:40] Erika
    Nope.
[03:41] Nagi
    Which is it?
[03:43] Nagi
    Which is it?!
[03:50] Erika
    Hey, Hiro-chan, about this one here...
[03:52] Nagi
    I probably won't get any information
    out of Amano-san's father.
[03:57] Nagi
    So how do I look for Sosuke?
SIGN    Moving reunions!!
     Looking for long-lost family
     Scoop special!
[04:01] Nagi
    It might be a piece of cake if
    we go on one of those shows.
[04:05] Nagi
    No...
[04:06] TV Announcer
    Let's go ahead and take a look
    at her brother's picture!
[04:16] TV Announcer
    Are you her brother?
[04:18] Nagi
    Uh, n-no... I'm the actual younger
    brother of the person in that photo.
[04:23] Nagi
    Amano-san and I are betrothed,
    swapped at birth, and...
[04:29] Nagi
    Information congestion!
[04:31] Nagi
    Besides, my relationship with Amano-san
    is supposed to be a secret.
[04:34] Nagi
    Which means we'd have to...
SIGN    Missing!!!
    If you recognize this face...
SIGN    Call this number if you have
    any leads or see them in media.
[04:36] Nagi
    I'd appreciate your cooperation!
[04:39] Nagi
    Do you recall seeing this person anywhere?
[04:41] Woman 1
    Is that what they call
    "trying to find yourself"?
[04:43] Woman 2
    Shh! Best not to get involved.
[04:47] Woman 3
    Is something on your mind?
    Would you like to share?
[04:52] Nagi
    Everyone's either concerned
    for me or suspicious of me!
[04:56] Nagi
    The Sosuke problem is extremely difficult!
[04:59] Erika
    He's having weird fantasies again.
[05:05] Nagi
    No, there must be more ways to find him.
[05:09] Nagi
    It's almost summer break.
[05:11] Nagi
    I'll have plenty of time to...
SIGN    Segawa Hiro
    New Message
[05:16] Nagi
    Segawa-san?!
SIGN    Segawa Hiro
     Date Invitation
    ???????? Number 2 ????????
     How about tomorrow?
[05:29] Sachi
    A bike?
[05:30] Nagi
    Yeah. Do we have one back home?
[05:33] Sachi
    I think there's the one Mom uses.
SIGN    Segawa Hiro
SIGN    OK!
    I'll bike there.
SIGN    Segawa Hiro
SIGN    I'll be waiting!
[05:43] Sachi
    What? Are you going somewhere?
[05:45] Nagi
    You could say that.
[05:48] Nagi
    A "date," I suppose.
[05:50] Sachi
    Huh?
[05:51] Sachi
    What do you mean?
[05:53] Sachi
    What happened to looking
    for Erika-chan's brother?
[05:55] Sachi
    You let the hotel king talk laps around you,
    and you tucked tail and ran back.
[05:59] Nagi
    Th-That's that, this is this!
[06:02] Nagi
    Besides, what can I do?
[06:04] Nagi
    Segawa-san invited me.
[06:07] Sachi
    What the heck? Gross.
[06:09] Nagi
    Okay, see you.
[06:11] Sachi
    Quit skipping!
[06:16] Nagi
    Segawa-san.
[06:17] Hiro
    Morning, Umino-kun.
[06:19] Nagi
    M-Morning.
[06:22] Nagi
    S-Sorry!
[06:24] Nagi
    This was the only bike we had at home.
    It has a basket and everything.
SIGN    U
    m
    i
    n
    o
    |
    t
    e
    i
SIGN    And this flag won't come off!
[06:30] Hiro
    It's cool, though. It's unique.
[06:32] Nagi
    I would have rented a road bike if
    she'd told me we were going cycling.
[06:38] Hiro
    Oh, I get it.
[06:39] Hiro
    Is that supposed to be a handicap?
[06:41] Nagi
    No way!
[06:42] Nagi
    Also, you wanted to compete?!
[06:45] Hiro
    I'm going to win!
[06:47] Nagi
    Although, well...
[06:49] Nagi
    This isn't bad, either.
[06:53] Nagi
    Segawa-san's awesome in a biking outfit, too.
[06:56] Nagi
    You look great, Segawa-san!
[06:59] Hiro
    Thanks.
[07:01] Hiro
    I've been hooked on biking lately.
[07:03] Hiro
    You'd be surprised how useful it is.
[07:05] Hiro
    It saves on transit expenses,
    and it helps you learn the roads.
[07:09] Nagi
    She has yet another hobby.
[07:12] Hiro
    Okay, Umino-kun, here's a question.
[07:15] Nagi
    A question?
[07:16] Hiro
    What thing is the closest
    and the farthest away?
[07:20] Nagi
    Where'd that come from?
[07:21] Nagi
    A quiz? A riddle? A quip?
[07:24] Nagi
    Um...
[07:26] Nagi
    Air.
[07:27] Hiro
    Nope.
[07:28] Nagi
    I can't keep up, in more ways than one!
[07:31] Hiro
    Figure it out by the time we get there.
[07:34] Nagi
    Wait, but...
[07:37] Nagi
    Where are we even going?!
[07:39] Hiro
    Straight down this road!
[07:44] Hiro
    What's wrong? You're so slow, Umino-kun.
[07:47] Nagi
    I know, right?
[07:49] Nagi
    I know, but...
[07:52] Nagi
    This hill's brutal!
[07:56] Hiro
    Maybe you didn't need that handicap.
[08:02] Hiro
    We're still about 24 kilometers away.
[08:07] Hiro
    The wind feels great.
[08:09] Nagi
    All I feel is a scorching summer wind...
[08:17] Nagi
    Is this Amano-san's dad's, too?
[08:22] Nagi
    It's huge!
[08:34] Nagi
    That guy runs multiple high-end hotels?
[08:41] Nagi
    And he's... my real father?
[08:45] Concierge
    Sir, may I help you?
[08:48] Nagi
    Sorry.
[08:53] Nagi
    Shoot! Where's Segawa-san?
[08:55] Hiro
    I'm here.
SIGN    Soft Serve
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[08:58] Hiro
    It's hot, so I was eating shaved ice.
[09:01] Hiro
    Look!
[09:02] Nagi
    I want to kiss her.
[09:04] Hiro
    Is it blue?
[09:05] Hiro
    Hey, is it blue?
[09:11] Nagi
    It still doesn't make sense.
[09:14] (Flashback) Nagi
    What's this about us having a brother?
[09:17] (Flashback) Soichiro
    You don't.
[09:19] Nagi
    Are you telling me that guy is my actual dad?
[09:25] Nagi
    He won't even tell me whether
    or not I have a brother.
[09:28] Nagi
    He's the one who engaged me to Amano-san,
[09:31] Nagi
    and now he tells me I could marry Sachi...
[09:33] Nagi
    And he's my parent?
[09:38] Nagi
    No!
[09:40] Nagi
    I'm the son of a poor little diner owner!
[09:48] Nagi
    I don't know if someone like me can
    confront a giant man like him, though.
[09:54] Hiro
    We're here, Umino-kun.
[10:03] Hiro
    Do you know the answer now?
[10:06] Hiro
    What's close and far away?
[10:08] Nagi
    The sea, right?
[10:10] Hiro
    Nope.
[10:12] Hiro
    It's family.
[10:18] Hiro
    It seemed like you were
    troubled about something.
[10:23] Hiro
    I invited you out because I wanted
    to help you clear your mind.
[10:29] Nagi
    Did I look troubled?
[10:31] Hiro
    Yeah.
[10:32] Hiro
    You had a hazy look on your face.
[10:35] Nagi
    Hazy?
[10:36] Nagi
    Yeah, maybe.
[10:39] Hiro
    Anyway...
[10:41] Hiro
    At times like these, it's good
    to just shout at the ocean.
[10:44] Nagi
    I get it!
[10:48] Nagi
    Dumbass!
[10:53] Hiro
    I want to grow up already!
[11:05] Hiro
    See?
[11:06] Nagi
    Segawa-san...
[11:09] (Flashback) Hiro
    I'm... engaged.
[11:13] Nagi
    Are you also...
[11:17] Hiro
    Oh, I didn't mean it that way.
[11:20] Nagi
    "That" way?
[11:24] Hiro
    Let's go home.
[11:26] Nagi
    A-Already?
[11:27] Hiro
    Yeah.
[11:28] Hiro
    You're back to yourself now.
[11:34] Hiro
    I'll always be by your side
    whenever you turn into Hazy-kun.
[11:41] Nagi
    Right!
[11:43] Nagi
    That's right.
[11:45] Nagi
    I have to fight that man, especially
    if I'm going to go out with Segawa-san.
[11:50] Hiro
    Race you to the goal!
[11:52] Nagi
    Again?!
[11:59] Sachi
    A smooth harmony.
[12:02] Sachi
    I love the texture of caviar.
[12:05] Soichiro
    I'm glad you like it.
[12:07] Sachi
    Is this okay, though?
[12:10] Sachi
    It's just the two of us
    using such a big room.
[12:13] Soichiro
    This restaurant only has
    private reserved rooms.
[12:17] Sachi
    I never knew there was
    demand for a shop like that.
[12:20] Soichiro
    There sure is.
[12:21] Soichiro
    Last time I was here,
    it was with the prime minister.
[12:24] Sachi
    Crap! He's super famous!
[12:29] Soichiro
    People like him need this restaurant.
[12:32] Sachi
    I see.
[12:34] Sachi
    I'm learning lots.
[12:36] Soichiro
    Speaking of which,
    you haven't asked me anything.
[12:41] Sachi
    I guess not.
[12:44] Sachi
    I mean, if Onii can't get anything out
    of you, what good would it do me to ask?
[12:49] Sachi
    Besides, that stuff is none
    of my business, right?
[12:54] Soichiro
    I'm not so sure about that.
[12:57] Soichiro
    Might you be prepared to marry Nagi-kun?
[13:10] Sachi
    I'm home.
[13:13] Nagi
    You're home late.
[13:14] Sachi
    Yeah.
[13:15] Sachi
    I studied at the library today.
[13:18] Nagi
    Are you making good progress?
[13:21] Sachi
    Yeah.
[13:22] Sachi
    So what's with you?
[13:23] Nagi
    Just, well...
[13:25] Nagi
    I don't want you working too
    hard and getting sick again.
[13:31] Nagi
    You came home late yesterday, too.
[13:34] Sachi
    Yesterday?
[13:36] (Flashback) Soichiro
    Might you be prepared to marry Nagi-kun?
[13:42] Sachi
    Th-That's none of your business, Onii!
[13:44] Nagi
    Yes, it is!
[13:45] Nagi
    Should you be playing around all the time
    just because our parents aren't here?
[13:48] Sachi
    I'm not playing around.
[13:51] Sachi
    By the way, did the hotel king say anything?
[13:56] Sachi
    About me?
[13:57] Nagi
    Why do you ask?
[14:00] Sachi
    Why? Because...
[14:02] Sachi
    Never mind!
[14:03] Nagi
    What's gotten into you?
[14:05] Nagi
    By the way, Sachi, do you know
    what Amano-san's up to?
[14:09] Nagi
    She's supposed to be
    ordering delivery today.
[14:12] Sachi
    I don't know.
[14:14] Sachi
    Ask her yourself.
[14:16] Nagi
    Sachi's been acting way
    too self-centered lately.
[14:19] Nagi
    It's becoming a bit intolerable.
[14:21] Nagi
    The time she was hospitalized
    with a cold, for example.
[14:25] Nagi
    I'm going to give her a piece
    of her big brother's mind.
[14:28] Nagi
    Starting today, I'm your guardian.
[14:34] Nagi
    Hey, Sachi!
[14:35] Nagi
    You...
[14:37] Sachi
    I'm hungry. I'm going to
    the convenience store.
[14:41] Nagi
    It's not safe for a middle schooler
    to be out this late!
[14:44] Sachi
    What, then? Should I starve to death?
[14:50] Shop Clerk
    Welcome.
[14:54] Sachi
    I'm at the supermarket with Onii. Hilarious.
[14:57] Sachi
    How long has it been?
[14:58] Nagi
    I'm just coming along as your guardian.
[15:01] Nagi
    I just received this month's living expenses.
[15:04] Nagi
    I was going to get all my
    groceries today anyway.
[15:07] Sachi
    Over there.
[15:08] Sachi
    The ice cream in our freezer ran out
    three days ago, so I've been in a bad mood.
[15:12] Nagi
    Stay put, all right?
[15:14] Nagi
    Don't go off on your own. You'll get lost.
[15:18] Sachi
    I can't stand that crap.
[15:20] Sachi
    And what if my friends see us?
[15:23] Nagi
    What's the problem?
    Just tell them I'm your brother.
[15:25] Sachi
    I'm telling you I don't want to do that!
[15:28] Nagi
    Yikes.
[15:29] Sachi
    Hey, there's the ice cream.
[15:31] Nagi
    How is it that her mood depends on ice cream?
[15:34] Sachi
    Oh, man! It's so cheap!
SIGN    All ice cream 30% off!!
SIGN    Discount off regular store price
    Up to 5 items per household
[15:37] Sachi
    Let's stock up!
[15:38] Nagi
    No!
[15:40] Nagi
    No, no!
[15:42] Nagi
    Just buy one box for today, please.
[15:44] Sachi
    Why?
[15:45] Nagi
    This shop has a 50% off sale
    on ice cream every Wednesday!
[15:49] Nagi
    It's Tuesday today!
SIGN    One pack per customer
[15:52] Nagi
    Eggs at 98 yen per pack?!
[15:54] Nagi
    Sachi, help me out!
[15:56] Sachi
    We don't need that many.
[15:58] Nagi
    You don't realize how many eggs we consume!
[16:02] Nagi
    Also, the milk is a bargain.
[16:04] Nagi
    It's 13 yen cheaper on
    Tuesdays for some reason.
[16:06] Sachi
    It's just 13 yen!
[16:08] Nagi
    We also need to buy veggies to
    chop up and freeze in packs.
[16:13] Sachi
    Freeze in packs?
[16:15] Sachi
    No way!
SIGN    Fresh Bean Sprouts
[16:17] Sachi
    It's 10 yen!
[16:18] Sachi
    Onii, let's buy ten!
[16:20] Nagi
    Bean sprouts go bad quickly.
[16:22] Nagi
    One pack is enough.
[16:23] Sachi
    Even though it's only 10 yen?
[16:25] Nagi
    Because it's 10 yen.
[16:27] Sachi
    Onii sounds like Mom.
SIGN    Satchie Twang
[16:36] Sachi
    Nice haul.
[16:38] Nagi
    I can't believe you hid it
    in the bottom of the cart.
[16:41] Nagi
    I didn't notice until we were checking out.
[16:43] Nagi
    You're a repeat offender, aren't you?
[16:45] Sachi
    Mom lets me get away with it.
[16:47] Nagi
    Don't just pull it out and start eating
    as we're walking. That's rude.
[16:50] Sachi
    But I'm so hungry, I'm going to collapse.
[16:53] Nagi
    Yeah, right.
[16:55] Sachi
    Anyway...
[16:56] Sachi
    Do you always do stuff like this?
[16:59] Nagi
    What do you mean?
[17:01] Sachi
    Shopping like that.
[17:02] Sachi
    Aren't Dad and the hotel king giving
    us enough to cover living costs?
[17:06] Sachi
    You could always ask Erika-chan for help.
[17:10] Sachi
    Why not stop being so stingy
    and just take it easy?
[17:14] Nagi
    I can't do that.
[17:16] Nagi
    I pay back whatever's left
    at the end of each month.
[17:18] Sachi
    Seriously?
[17:21] Sachi
    I never knew.
[17:29] Sachi
    You can have one, Onii.
[17:36] Nagi
    That's good.
[17:40] Sachi
    I was just thinking about the past.
[17:43] Sachi
    Remember that one time?
[17:44] Sachi
    It was Christmas Day,
    and Mom and Dad were at work.
[17:48] Sachi
    We decided we should make a meal before
    they got back, so we went shopping.
[17:52] Nagi
    Did that happen?
[17:53] Sachi
    Yes, it did!
[17:57] Sachi
    I had no idea you could make cake.
[18:02] Sachi
    I was kinda impressed.
[18:05] Nagi
    I actually watched our parents at work.
[18:07] Nagi
    Unlike you, I'm not just a taster.
[18:10] Sachi
    That's my duty, though.
[18:12] Sachi
    I can cook now, too.
[18:15] Sachi
    Anyway, we finished cooking,
    and we fell asleep waiting for them.
SIGN    Dinner was yummy!
     Ho, ho, ho!
     Merry Christmas!
    -Santa
[18:25] Sachi
    When I woke up, there was a letter.
[18:27] Sachi
    For some reason, Santa-san had eaten it.
[18:30] Sachi
    And I cried.
[18:32] (Flashback) Sachi (young)
    Onii didn't make it for Santa-san!
[18:37] Nagi
    I never knew.
[18:40] Sachi
    But then, after that, I found my presents,
[18:42] Sachi
    and I was like, "Not bad,
    Santa-san! I forgive you."
[18:45] Nagi
    Your tears aren't very deep, are they?
[18:51] Nagi
    Done!
[18:53] Nagi
    Wanna wait for Amano-san to get home?
[18:55] Sachi
    Lemme try it out.
[18:57] Nagi
    Hey!
[18:58] Sachi
    Oh!
[18:59] Sachi
    Let's play a game while we wait.
[19:02] Sachi
    Onee bought Sobatetsu.
[19:03] Sachi
    We used to play it with the
    family a lot, remember?
[19:06] Sachi
    Don't you want to see
    Devil Sobasshi on this giant TV?
[19:10] Nagi
    You have entrance exams, don't you?
[19:12] Nagi
    You should be studying at times like these.
[19:16] Sachi
    Are you serious?
[19:17] Sachi
    You're so annoying.
[19:18] Sachi
    Why are you always like this?
[19:20] Nagi
    You're hungry, aren't you?
[19:22] Nagi
    You can start eating.
[19:24] Sachi
    No, seriously, stop that!
[19:26] Nagi
    Huh?
[19:28] Sachi
    You aren't aware enough of who you are, Onii.
[19:31] Sachi
    You don't ever pay any attention to me.
[19:35] Nagi
    Where is this coming from?
[19:37] Nagi
    That's not true.
[19:39] Sachi
    Then what if...
[19:42] Sachi
    What if I asked you to marry me? Would you?
[19:54] Nagi
    What are you talking about?!
[19:57] Nagi
    You're my kid sister!
[19:59] Nagi
    We lived in the same house
    for all those years. That'd be...
[20:06] (Flashback) Dad
    That marrying your sister, Sachi-chan,
    could solve everything, too.
[20:15] Nagi
    Wh-What do you think...
[20:18] Nagi
    What do you think our
    parents would say to that?
[20:27] Sachi
    You're such an idiot!
[20:30] Sachi
    I obviously wasn't serious.
[20:31] Sachi
    Bleah.
[20:35] Sachi
    I'm going to go take a shower.
[20:41] (Flashback) Erika
    "This way," as in... engaged?
[20:47] (Flashback) Erika
    Just kidding!
[20:48] (Flashback) ---
    N
    y
    a
    h
    
[20:50] Nagi
    Is she trying to remind me that
    they're sisters or something?
[20:54] Nagi
    This isn't going to be easy.
[20:58] Erika
    I'm home.
[20:59] Erika
    I was shopping for summer clothes,
    and it took longer than I expected.
[21:02] Sachi
    You're late, Onee.
[21:04] Sachi
    We already made dinner.
[21:11] Erika
    Did something happen between
    you and Sachi-chan?
[21:14] Nagi
    N-No, there's nothing happening. Why?
[21:17] Erika
    Well, whatever, but...
[21:21] Erika
    Did she have something good happen to her?

Season 1

E21 - It's a secret between you and me.

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SIGN    Last Day of
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    the First Term
[01:38] Nagi
    I've been waiting for this day!
SIGN    Report Card
SIGN    Year Ranking (overall)
     1st out of 242 Students
[01:45] Yonezawa
    Amazing!
[01:48] Nagi
    Not that I didn't already know.
[01:52] Nagi
    It's been a month since the
    day I fell to 13th place.
SIGN    13th
[02:01] Nagi
    I crawled through the pits of
    hell, struggling to get out.
[02:05] Nagi
    And...
[02:09] Nagi
    I rose up, like the phoenix!
[02:13] Nagi
    I've obtained wings of flames.
[02:16] Nagi
    I fear nothing!
[02:19] Nagi
    I rise in altitude as the
    wings continue blazing.
[02:23] Nagi
    I no longer even see the surface!
[02:29] Nagi
    This story will surely be passed
    down through generations.
[02:32] Nagi
    Umino Nagi: Legend of the Phoenix!
[02:35] Yonezawa
    This is unacceptable, Mr. Umino.
[02:37] Takahashi
    Turning the tables at this point
    isn't rom-com material.
[02:40] Nagi
    What about the Legend of the Phoenix?!
[02:42] Brown Hair
    What rank were you?
[02:43] TwoBlock
    What about you?
[02:44] Perm
    You tell me first.
[02:46] Nagi
    Are they not even betting anymore?
[02:49] Nagi
    But I'm riding a huge wave right now.
[02:53] Nagi
    Segawa-san...
[02:54] Nagi
    I'm never giving you the number one rank again!
SIGN    Year Ranking (overall)
     2nd out of 242 Students
SIGN    To Umino-kun
[03:04] Nagi
    There it is.
SIGN    Umino-kun,
     I'll be waiting for you on the rooftop!
     From Segawa Hiro
[03:13] (Flashback) Hiro
    Umino Nagi-kun...
[03:16] (Flashback) Hiro
    You're going down!
[03:19] Nagi
    She's going to do that to me again.
[03:23] Nagi
    I mean, I don't hate being scolded by her.
[03:28] Nagi
    That aside, I need to tell her straight, too.
[03:33] Nagi
    I'm not losing to you anymore!
[03:35] Nagi
    So please go out with me!
[03:38] Hiro
    Okay.
[03:41] Nagi
    It's set.
[03:47] Shion
    Master...
[03:48] Shion
    You're going in for the kill!
[04:11] Hiro
    First off, Umino-kun,
    congratulations on ranking first.
[04:15] Hiro
    You made it all the way back up from 13th.
[04:18] Hiro
    You revived like a phoenix.
[04:20] Nagi
    Phoenix? Nah...
[04:23] Nagi
    It's not that big a deal.
[04:26] Shion
    You're denying it?
[04:28] Nagi
    I feel like something clicked for
    me during those exams, though.
[04:34] Nagi
    I felt like I could keep rising forever.
[04:38] Nagi
    Kinda like the runner's high that
    marathon runners talk about.
[04:41] Hiro
    I know what you mean.
[04:43] Nagi
    So, um...
[04:47] Nagi
    I won, as promised!
[04:49] Nagi
    And I'm never going to lose again!
[04:52] Nagi
    So please go out with me!
[05:07] Nagi
    Here it comes.
[05:20] Nagi
    Wait...
[05:22] Nagi
    You're going to process my—
[05:23] Hiro
    I won't.
[05:25] Hiro
    I mean, we don't know yet, do we?
[05:36] Hiro
    Still, this made me feel
    like fate's finally changing.
[05:41] Nagi
    I can do it!
[05:43] Nagi
    I'll change it!
[05:47] Hiro
    How did it end up like this?
[05:54] Hiro
    I wish it was you that I was
    engaged to, Umino-kun.
[06:02] Shion
    This is next level!
[06:04] Shion
    I don't get how girls' minds work!
[06:14] Nagi
    Man...
[06:16] Nagi
    What do I do?
[06:20] Sachi
    Wow.
[06:21] Sachi
    You were 167th on the last exam?
[06:25] Erika
    I'm up 80 places since last time.
[06:27] Nagi
    Boy, I'm really stuck.
[06:29] Nagi
    What am I supposed to do?
[06:31] Erika
    I feel like I could study forever right now.
[06:35] Erika
    Kinda like a runner's high?
[06:37] Sachi
    Damn.
[06:38] Nagi
    Oh, no!
[06:40] Sachi
    Onii, shut up!
[06:41] Nagi
    But you see...
[06:43] Nagi
    Segawa-san confessed to me.
[06:48] Erika
    No way! Seriously?
[06:49] Sachi
    Details.
[06:50] Nagi
    Oh, no!
[06:53] Nagi
    So that's what happened.
[06:55] Erika
    Oh, crap! Nagi-kun's hit his stride!
[06:58] Sachi
    No way. You're taking him too seriously.
[07:01] Nagi
    But it's true.
[07:03] Nagi
    "I wish it was you that I was
    engaged to," she said.
[07:07] Sachi
    I think you've got the wrong idea.
[07:10] Sachi
    She hasn't even said
    anything about liking you.
[07:13] Erika
    Non, non.
[07:14] Erika
    You don't want to just come out and say it.
[07:17] Sachi
    That doesn't make sense.
[07:19] Erika
    Sure it does!
[07:20] Nagi
    Sheesh.
[07:22] Nagi
    How am I supposed to spend my
    summer with this weighing on me?
[07:27] Erika
    All right, then.
[07:28] Erika
    Now that we're on summer break,
    we have plenty of time.
[07:33] Erika
    Let's go investigate what Hiro-chan said!
[07:37] Nagi
    Huh?
[07:38] Sachi
    Go where?
[07:40] Erika
    The beach!
[07:42] Sachi
    Is that...
[07:43] Nagi
    Don't tell me... Another holiday house?
[07:46] Erika
    Yes.
[07:47] Erika
    This one even has a private beach.
[07:50] Sachi
    A private beach!
[07:52] Erika
    How about we go there to find out
    what Hiro-chan really thinks?
[07:55] Sachi
    Sounds good.
[07:56] Sachi
    How many holiday houses do you have, anyway?
[07:59] Erika
    Dunno.
[08:01] Nagi
    That's silly.
[08:02] Nagi
    I'm not going.
[08:04] Nagi
    It's finally summer break.
[08:06] Nagi
    Why wouldn't I be studying?
[08:09] Erika
    Seriously, Nagi-kun?
[08:10] Erika
    You're insane.
[08:12] Sachi
    He's like this every summer.
[08:14] Nagi
    First of all, someone as
    studious as Segawa-san
[08:17] Nagi
    has no reason to be goofing
    around at a holiday home!
[08:20] Erika
    She's coming.
SIGN    Wanna go to the beach next week!?
SIGN    My holiday house!
SIGN    It has a private beach!
SIGN    Nagi-kun and Sachi-chan are coming!
SIGN    Segawa Hiro
SIGN    I'm in!
[08:21] Hiro
    I'm in!
[08:24] Nagi
    I'll be there!
[08:26] Sachi
    I mean, you don't need to be there
    for us to find out, Nagi-kun.
[08:30] Nagi
    I'll do anything, whether it's carrying
    bags or scouting out the location!
[08:34] Nagi
    Segawa-san in swimwear!
[08:36] Sachi
    Ew.
[08:37] Erika
    Okay, then, it's settled.
[08:39] Erika
    We're going supply shopping tomorrow!
[08:41] Nagi
    All right!
[08:43] Sachi
    I'll stay home if you're going shopping.
SIGN    New Mathematics 3
[08:46] Sachi
    I have to study tomorrow so
    I can go to the holiday house.
[08:50] Nagi
    You're finally starting to sound
    like an entrance exam student.
[08:53] Sachi
    Shut up, Onii. Get over yourself.
SIGN    Summer Break Corner
[09:09] Erika
    That should do it, I think.
[09:12] Erika
    Nagi-kun, could you carry this to the cashier?
SIGN    Pine Plywood
    Planks
[09:15] Nagi
    We need more.
[09:19] Nagi
    Let's buy this!
[09:20] Erika
    What's the stick for?
[09:22] Nagi
    For cracking watermelons.
[09:24] Erika
    Huh?
[09:25] Nagi
    You were just thinking
    we don't need it, weren't you?
[09:28] Nagi
    Believe it or not, it's not easy to find
    the perfect stick just lying around.
[09:35] Erika
    I see.
[09:36] Erika
    That's a buy.
[09:38] Nagi
    Let's buy two just in case.
SIGN    Beach!
    Rivers!
    Mountains!
    Leisure!
[09:40] Erika
    Next, we have this.
[09:41] Erika
    There's more?!
[09:42] Nagi
    What do you say?
[09:44] Erika
    A trident?!
[09:44] Erika
    What would we even use that for?
[09:47] Nagi
    It's a private beach we're going to, correct?
[09:50] Erika
    That's right.
[09:51] Erika
    No one can get in from outside.
[09:53] Nagi
    Which means the opposite is also true!
[09:56] Nagi
    What if something happens and we're
    trapped in the holiday house?
[10:00] Nagi
    We'll have to find our own food!
[10:02] Erika
    That's a buy!
[10:03] Nagi
    Thank you very much.
[10:05] Nagi
    I'll buy two of these, too.
[10:07] Erika
    Oh, in that case,
    we'll need to buy sunscreen, too.
[10:12] Nagi
    In that case...
[10:13] Nagi
    I recommend the spray type.
[10:15] Erika
    Non, non, Nagi-kun.
[10:17] Erika
    You always want the cream type sunscreen.
[10:20] Erika
    After all, you might get to
    rub some on Hiro-chan.
[10:25] Nagi
    No! No!
[10:26] Nagi
    What if I put some on her and
    she ends up with an uneven tan?!
[10:31] Erika
    That's a weird thing to feel responsible for.
SIGN    Camping Section
[10:33] Erika
    Fine, let's get the spray type.
[10:36] Nagi
    I'll buy both just in case.
[10:38] Erika
    Seriously?
[10:43] Erika
    Buses are so slow.
[10:46] Erika
    I can't believe we have to
    wait another ten minutes.
[10:48] Nagi
    Should I search for a taxi?
[10:52] Erika
    I'm kinda surprised, though.
[10:56] Erika
    I didn't think you'd know
    so much about beach trips.
[11:00] Nagi
    I guess I do.
[11:03] Nagi
    I used to go with my family a lot.
[11:05] Erika
    Really?
[11:08] Nagi
    The beach is free, after all.
[11:08] Sachi
    Onii-chan, let's go!
[11:10] Erika
    Oh, so that's why.
[11:12] Erika
    I envy you, though.
[11:14] Erika
    Going with Papa Yohei and Mama Namie
    and Sachi-chan sounds like fun.
[11:19] Nagi
    What about me?
[11:20] Nagi
    I thought you enjoyed your private beach.
[11:25] Erika
    I always just walked
    along the shore by myself.
[11:30] Erika
    I'd sneak out of the hotel.
[11:33] Nagi
    Are you sure that isn't why
    they put a GPS tracker on you?
[11:36] Erika
    I can't wait.
[11:38] Erika
    All of us at the beach together...
[11:43] Erika
    There's the bus.
[11:50] Erika
    Could you take us to this address?
[11:52] Nagi
    It's not a taxi, you know!
[11:59] Erika
    So cramped.
[12:00] Nagi
    Well, it is a bus.
[12:05] Erika
    Hey, give me some space!
[12:07] Nagi
    We're on a curve. I can't help it.
[12:12] Erika
    About the two of us...
[12:18] Erika
    Hiro-chan knows we're engaged now.
[12:21] Erika
    But we have to make sure she doesn't
    find out we're living together, huh?
[12:27] Nagi
    I don't want to keep secrets
    from Segawa-san, though.
[12:31] Erika
    You're so silly.
[12:32] Erika
    I think she'll really look
    down on us if she finds out.
[12:35] Erika
    She might never talk to us again.
[12:40] Erika
    Besides, it's a secret between you and me.
[12:51] Nagi
    Y-Yeah.
[13:00] Erika
    I told you to stop crowding me!
[13:02] Nagi
    It's a curve!
[13:04] Bus Driver
    Oh, to be young...
[13:11] Erika
    On the count of three, Nagi-kun.
[13:14] Nagi
    All right.
[13:15] Nagi
    Let's surprise Sachi.
[13:17] Erika
    One, two...
[13:19] Erika
    Aloha!
[13:26] Hiro
    Aloha.
[13:28] Hiro
    Hey, I'm visiting.
[13:30] Erika
    Huh?
[13:32] Nagi
    Why?
[13:35] Sachi
    I invited her.
[13:37] Hiro
    I never knew you two lived together.
[13:43] Hiro
    I thought something was weird.
[13:46] Hiro
    You two always smelled
    like the same shampoo.
[13:51] Nagi
    Um...
[13:52] Nagi
    This is, um...
[13:54] Erika
    Why are you using my shampoo?!
[13:57] Nagi
    It was a financial decision...
[13:59] Nagi
    Is that important right now?!
[14:01] Erika
    It's not like that, Hiro-chan.
    My dad made us do this!
[14:04] Hiro
    It seems like you're enjoying it, though.
[14:07] Hiro
    I always had a hunch,
    since you're engaged and all.
[14:14] Nagi
    Did she know this whole time?
[14:26] Nagi
    This is...
[14:29] Nagi
    going to be a mess of a vacation.
[14:40] Hiro?Sachi/Erika
    It's the beach!
[14:46] Erika
    Ooh, cold!
[14:47] Hiro
    The sand is so smooth.
[14:49] Sachi
    There are little fish here. Look.
[14:52] Hiro
    Oh, yeah!
[14:53] Erika
    So cute!
[14:59] Hiro
    That's cold!
[15:05] Nagi
    D-Don't barge into my line of sight like that!
[15:07] Sachi
    I can totally tell you're catching glimpses.
[15:10] Sachi
    Just wanted to let you know you're creepy.
[15:12] Sachi
    You're defiling your appreciation of books.
[15:14] Nagi
    Don't be dumb.
[15:16] Nagi
    Reading on the beach is awesome.
[15:19] Nagi
    Also, don't wear your school
    swimsuit to the beach.
[15:23] Sachi
    What else could I do?
[15:24] Sachi
    It's the only one I have.
[15:26] Sachi
    Where did you even get
    those lame swim trunks?
[15:30] Nagi
    Don't you mean "badass swim trunks"?
[15:32] Sachi
    Are you serious?
[15:33] Nagi
    Anyway, there's something I
    want to talk to you about.
[15:37] Sachi
    What?
[15:39] Nagi
    Why did you tell Segawa-san
    that we're living together?
[15:44] Sachi
    So she would help me study.
[15:46] Sachi
    My first term finals turned
    out worse than I thought.
[15:51] Sachi
    So I asked Hiro-san to tutor me.
[15:55] Nagi
    You could have told me.
[15:57] Sachi
    Hiro-san's better at teaching than you are.
[16:01] Sachi
    Besides, I don't want you teaching me.
[16:05] Nagi
    What is that supposed to mean?!
[16:06] Sachi
    Hiro-san was happy to help.
[16:10] Sachi
    Besides, don't you want
    Hiro-san to come over?
[16:15] Nagi
    Th-That's not the point!
[16:18] Erika
    Sachi-chan!
[16:20] Sachi
    Coming!
[16:22] Nagi
    Jeez.
[16:24] Nagi
    I never asked for this.
[16:27] Nagi
    That's right...
[16:28] Nagi
    This is supposed to be a fun vacation
    to determine the true meaning
[16:32] Nagi
    behind Segawa-san's confession.
[16:35] Erika
    Come on, Nagi-kun.
[16:37] Sachi
    Beach volleyball!
[16:39] Nagi
    I can tell, though.
[16:41] Nagi
    Segawa-san's kind of avoiding me!
[16:46] Nagi
    If things were normal, I'd be putting
    sunscreen on her right about now.
[16:51] Nagi
    How did this turn into a repentance tour?!
[16:57] Sachi
    I'll team up with Hiro-san, then.
[16:59] Erika
    I'm with Nagi-kun?!
[17:01] Erika
    It's game over!
[17:04] Nagi
    I mean...
[17:05] Nagi
    I guess it's my fault for hiding my motives.
[17:09] Erika
    Want me to talk to Hiro-chan?
[17:13] Nagi
    Why?
[17:14] Erika
    Well, it's Dad's fault to begin with.
[17:15] Sachi
    Here I go!
[17:17] Nagi
    He's my dad, too, remember?
[17:21] Erika
    Nagi-kun!
[17:22] Sachi
    Onii's so distracted.
[17:24] Hiro
    Something on his mind, maybe?
[17:29] Nagi
    Whatever. I'll talk to her myself.
[17:32] Erika
    O-Okay.
[17:42] Hiro
    So, what did you want to talk about?
[17:45] Nagi
    You know, don't you?
[17:48] Nagi
    A-About us living together...
[17:51] Hiro
    Ah.
[17:54] Hiro
    About how you were hiding things from me.
[17:58] Nagi
    I am deeply sorry for this incident!
[18:01] Nagi
    There is a very complicated
    family reason behind this!
[18:05] Hiro
    Oh?
[18:07] Nagi
    I was half-forced to live with her.
[18:10] Nagi
    It wasn't that I enjoyed living
    with her... necessarily... entirely...
[18:14] Nagi
    Wait...
[18:18] Hiro
    So you could have left
    whenever you wanted, right?
[18:21] Nagi
    Yes, that is correct.
[18:23] Hiro
    So you were living under the
    same roof as Erika-chan
[18:28] Hiro
    when we went on a date together, too?
[18:29] Nagi
    Yes! I'm sorry!
[18:32] Hiro
    You eat together every day, and you've
    peeked at her in the shower and stuff.
[18:36] Nagi
    Yes! I'm sorry!
[18:38] Hiro
    You were flirting with her
    every day after school.
[18:42] Nagi
    Yes! I'm sorry!
[18:46] Nagi
    No, I haven't done that.
[18:51] Hiro
    But you've been living with
    her because it's fun, right?
[18:55] (Flashback) Erika
    I'm having so much fun every day.
[19:00] Nagi
    Yes.
[19:02] Hiro
    We said no secrets.
[19:07] Hiro
    You said "of course" when we
    talked about that, didn't you?
[19:14] Nagi
    Sorry.
[19:16] Hiro
    We had a few study sessions after that.
[19:19] Hiro
    And we went on dates.
[19:20] Hiro
    You had plenty of chances to tell me.
[19:22] Nagi
    You are absolutely correct!
[19:28] Hiro
    I'm just messing.
[19:34] Hiro
    But it really did hurt that much.
[19:38] Hiro
    I even thought about not coming today.
[19:42] Hiro
    So you see, Umino-kun...
[19:56] Nagi
    Why my hair?
[20:00] Hiro
    Do it again, and I'll put a curse on you.
[20:09] Erika
    She said what?! Creepy!
[20:12] Nagi
    Nah.
[20:13] Nagi
    That's just how deep our bond is.
[20:17] Erika
    Hiro-chan's not the scheming type, though.
[20:20] Erika
    I'm pretty sure it was just a bad joke.
[20:24] Erika
    Anyway, I'm glad she forgave you.
[20:26] Erika
    I was about to lose a precious friend.
[20:30] Erika
    Hiro-chan does have feelings
    for you, then, huh?
[20:33] Nagi
    Right?
[20:34] Sachi
    Nah, that can't be it.
[20:37] Sachi
    She obviously just sees you as a rival.
[20:40] Erika
    Oh, is the bath free?
[20:42] Erika
    I'm using it next.
[20:45] Nagi
    What makes you say that?
[20:46] Sachi
    What else would it be?
[20:48] Sachi
    Is there even anything about you
    that a girl would like?
[20:55] Nagi
    Speaking of liking, Segawa-san told me...
[21:00] Sachi
    What?
[21:01] (Flashback) Hiro
    So anyway, Umino-kun...
[21:04] (Flashback) Hiro
    About Sachi-san...
[21:13] Nagi
    Sachi, do you...
[21:15] Nagi
    have a crush on me?
[21:22] Sachi
    What the hell?!
[21:23] Nagi
    Ow, ow!
[21:25] Nagi
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[21:25] Sachi
    Onii, you idiot!

Season 1

E22 - I'll be with you when you meet him.

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[01:33] Hiro
    What kind of sister is
    Sachi-san to you, Umino-kun?
[01:38] Nagi
    What kind?
[01:40] Nagi
    A sister's a sister.
[01:41] Nagi
    She's part of my family.
[01:43] Hiro
    Oh.
[01:45] Hiro
    She's a bit odd, though, isn't she?
[01:48] Nagi
    Yeah, sort of.
[01:50] Nagi
    She's not stupid, but she's hard to teach.
[01:56] Nagi
    She's stubborn.
[01:59] Nagi
    I guess you wouldn't want to tutor her, huh?
[02:02] Nagi
    I'll turn her down for you.
[02:05] Hiro
    That's not it.
[02:08] Hiro
    It's just that she seems
    to be in love with you.
[02:16] Sachi
    What do you mean, I have feelings for Onii?!
[02:20] Sachi
    Why would you say something like that to him?
[02:24] Hiro
    It just kinda came up, you know?
[02:28] Hiro
    Do you not?
[02:29] Sachi
    I-I don't.
[02:32] Sachi
    This isn't what we promised, is it?
[02:37] Sachi
    Didn't you say...
[02:42] (Flashback) Sachi
    I don't think that's good.
[02:45] (Flashback) Hiro
    Hm?
[02:46] (Flashback) Hiro
    Did I give you the wrong idea?
[02:49] (Flashback) Hiro
    Sorry.
[02:51] (Flashback) Hiro
    I told you I'm engaged, too, remember?
[02:56] (Flashback) Hiro
    So I only see Umino-kun as a rival.
[03:02] Sachi
    That's why I trusted you, Hiro-san.
[03:07] Sachi
    But that's not true anymore, is it?
[03:10] Hiro
    There's no such thing as a relationship
    that stays the same forever.
[03:15] Hiro
    That goes for you, too, doesn't it?
[03:18] (Flashback) Soichiro
    Might you be prepared to marry Nagi-kun?
[03:31] Nagi
    See me, Pacific Ocean!
[03:39] Nagi
    I'm conversing with the great outdoors.
[03:41] Nagi
    This is awesome!
[03:42] Nagi
    I'm more united with nature than ever before!
[03:53] Nagi
    Outdoor baths are the best.
[03:55] Erika
    Oh, I didn't realize you were here, Nagi-kun.
[03:59] Erika
    I thought there was no one else around.
[04:01] Nagi
    Amano-san?!
[04:03] Nagi
    Why...
[04:04] Nagi
    Didn't you take a bath earlier?
[04:07] Erika
    Not yet.
[04:08] Erika
    It took longer than I thought
    to tidy up my stuff.
[04:12] Nagi
    Why are you getting in?!
[04:13] Nagi
    I'm in here right now!
[04:15] Erika
    I don't see why that's a problem.
[04:20] Nagi
    No, no, it's a very big problem!
[04:22] Nagi
    It's way too unwholesome for a high school
    guy and girl to take a bath together!
[04:27] Erika
    What are you freaking out about?
[04:29] Nagi
    She got in!
[04:32] Erika
    It's just a bath. What's the big deal?
[04:36] Erika
    We're engaged, anyway.
[04:38] Nagi
    She's out of her mind.
[04:43] Nagi
    Well, if you say so, Amano-san...
[04:46] Nagi
    Fine, I guess.
[04:48] Erika
    I love outdoor baths.
[04:51] Erika
    You can see the lighthouse from here.
[04:54] Erika
    Come over here, Nagi-kun.
[04:56] Nagi
    What are you—
[05:00] Nagi
    Is Amano-san coming on to me?
[05:05] Nagi
    Huh?
[05:06] Nagi
    Since when has that been our relationship?
[05:09] Nagi
    Although, I guess it's okay
    if I get close to her, right?
[05:13] Nagi
    Wait, no, it's not!
[05:15] Nagi
    If Segawa-san sees us, it's over!
[05:19] Hiro
    You're bathing together?
[05:21] Hiro
    You scum.
[05:23] Nagi
    Right, it's already over.
[05:27] Erika
    You know, though...
[05:30] Erika
    I like these moments.
[05:32] Erika
    I've always wanted to do this.
[05:36] Erika
    I've always been by myself,
    and I never had any friends.
[05:41] Erika
    I never thought I'd have a day like today.
[05:48] Erika
    I wish it could always be like this.
[05:53] Nagi
    Has she been wanting to take
    a bath with me that badly?
[05:57] Erika
    Shoot, I got water in my ear.
[06:01] Nagi
    But I'm too...
[06:06] Nagi
    I can't!
[06:07] Nagi
    I'm overheating!
[06:11] Erika
    Why are you naked?!
[06:12] Erika
    You're crazy!
[06:14] Nagi
    You say that now?
[06:16] Nagi
    You're the one who walked in on me.
[06:17] Nagi
    You're naked, too, aren't you?
[06:20] Nagi
    Why are you wearing a swimsuit?!
[06:23] Erika
    Of course I am!
[06:24] Erika
    It's an outdoor jacuzzi!
[06:26] Nagi
    Is that what you're supposed to do?!
[06:32] Nagi
    There are only two beds?
[06:34] Erika
    Yeah.
[06:36] Erika
    I should have noticed.
[06:37] Erika
    There are two bedrooms, but only double beds.
[06:41] Nagi
    I really wish you would
    have checked on that first.
[06:45] Hiro
    Which means someone has to
    sleep next to Umino-kun?
[06:49] Sachi
    Let's do this, then.
    Onii sleeps in the living room.
[06:52] Nagi
    I refuse.
[06:53] Sachi
    Why?
[06:55] Nagi
    I saw it.
[06:57] Sachi
    Saw what?
[07:00] Nagi
    A spider!
[07:01] Nagi
    An organism with six-centimeter-long
    legs and a gray body
[07:04] Nagi
    and an unpredictable direction of travel!
[07:07] Nagi
    What if that thing crawls into
    my ear while I'm sleeping?
[07:10] Nagi
    I'd rather die than spend a night
    with that hideous creature!
[07:15] Erika
    This again?
[07:17] Sachi
    So die, then.
[07:19] Hiro
    I could take on a spider.
[07:22] Nagi
    Okay, fine.
[07:25] Nagi
    I'll stay in the living room, awake.
[07:31] Hiro
    I have a good idea.
[07:33] Hiro
    Let's draw straws.
[07:36] Erika
    Straws?
[07:38] Hiro
    Here.
[07:39] Hiro
    Pick one.
[07:45] Nagi
    So this is the hot spring
    that's connected to the room?
[07:49] Nagi
    Ground-up rock salt?
[07:51] Nagi
    Oh, this is what they call bath salts!
[07:54] Nagi
    What kind of shower is this?!
[07:56] Nagi
    It's like rain is gently falling on me!
[08:00] Nagi
    Hey, come check this out.
[08:02] Nagi
    It's awesome.
[08:03] Sachi
    This sucks.
[08:05] Sachi
    Why do I have to sleep
    next to you on a vacation?
[08:10] Nagi
    That's my line.
[08:12] Nagi
    Here I am, sharing a roof
    with Segawa-san, and...
[08:15] Sachi
    Shut up! Creep!
[08:17] Nagi
    You're the one who drew
    the same number I did!
[08:21] Sachi
    It's your fault for drawing that number!
[08:27] Sachi
    You're banned from coming
    on my side of this towel.
[08:32] Nagi
    Is that really necessary?
[08:34] Nagi
    We slept with just a curtain between us for—
[08:36] Sachi
    I said you're banned!
[08:37] Nagi
    My territory's way too small!
[08:41] Hiro
    Okay, what's next?
[08:45] Erika
    I don't think I can hold this...
SIGN    Right Hand
[08:48] Hiro
    Right hand red.
[08:52] Erika
    I can't!
[08:56] Erika
    I lose.
[08:57] Erika
    You have such a strong core, Hiro-chan.
[09:01] Hiro
    Not really.
[09:03] Erika
    You do. Like, structurally.
[09:06] Erika
    Why is this game at my
    vacation house, though?
[09:11] Erika
    Wait, did Dad...
[09:14] Woman
    I can't do it, sir!
[09:17] Hiro
    That was some good exercise before bed.
[09:20] Hiro
    Okay, next...
[09:22] Erika
    We aren't sleeping?
[09:29] Erika
    Wow, bubbles everywhere.
[09:31] Hiro
    I could never do this at home.
[09:34] Erika
    I wouldn't do it by myself, either.
SIGN    Bubbly Bathtime
[09:37] Erika
    Why is there bubble bath mix here, though?
[09:41] Erika
    Did Dad do this, too?!
[09:43] Woman
    Sir...
[09:48] Hiro
    Erika-chan.
[09:53] Hiro
    What do you think?
[09:55] Erika
    Hiro-chan?!
[09:56] Erika
    Don't you think that's too much?
[09:57] Hiro
    I'm the bubble monster.
[09:59] Hiro
    Aren't I scary?
[10:01] Hiro
    You should be a bubble
    monster, too, Erika-chan.
[10:05] Erika
    I'll pass.
[10:07] Hiro
    Don't say that.
[10:09] Erika
    Come on!
[10:10] Hiro
    Do it like this!
[10:17] Erika
    And posted.
[10:20] Hiro
    I'm your first upvote.
[10:22] Erika
    Don't. You're embarrassing me.
[10:26] Hiro
    You know...
[10:27] Hiro
    I still can't believe it.
[10:30] Hiro
    I'm hanging out with the famous Erika-chan.
[10:35] Erika
    Don't start that now.
[10:38] Erika
    I'm really not.
[10:41] Hiro
    You ought to know.
[10:43] Hiro
    You're the most famous
    high schooler right now.
[10:47] Erika
    I can't believe it, either.
[10:50] Erika
    I'm having fun and chatting with
    my friends so late at night.
[10:54] Erika
    I thought I was going to grow
    up never getting to do that.
[11:00] Hiro
    So it's because you met Umino-kun, huh?
[11:05] Erika
    Nagi-kun has nothing to do with it.
[11:08] Erika
    We're just engaged because
    our parents said so.
[11:11] Erika
    We haven't accepted it.
[11:13] Hiro
    Yeah?
[11:16] Erika
    What about you, Hiro-chan?
[11:18] Erika
    What's the person you're engaged to like?
[11:23] Hiro
    I don't know.
[11:26] Hiro
    I've never even met him.
[11:28] Erika
    Really?!
[11:29] Hiro
    Yeah.
[11:30] Hiro
    I'm not interested in my engagement, either.
[11:35] Erika
    So we're the same, then.
[11:42] Hiro
    Hey, Erika-chan...
[11:44] Hiro
    Just to make sure...
[11:47] Hiro
    Since you say you're not interested...
[11:50] Hiro
    Can I have Umino-kun?
[11:59] Erika
    You like Nagi-kun?!
[12:10] Erika
    She's out cold!
[12:19] Nagi
    Hot springs are awesome.
[12:22] Nagi
    I stayed in too long.
[12:24] Nagi
    I hope Sachi isn't angry.
[12:27] Sachi
    You took too long!
[12:35] Nagi
    The bath's free.
[12:38] Nagi
    Wait, why am I so self-conscious?
[12:41] Nagi
    I've always been in my underwear
    after baths back at home.
[12:45] Nagi
    Hey, Sachi.
[12:52] Nagi
    She's sleeping!
[12:56] Nagi
    I shouldn't have bothered
    trying to be courteous.
[13:05] Nagi
    There's no space.
[13:18] Nagi
    Damn it.
[13:19] Nagi
    Why can't I sleep?
[13:40] Nagi
    I ended up getting no sleep.
[13:49] Nagi
    Amano-san?
[13:51] Nagi
    You're up early for once.
[13:54] Erika
    I remember now.
[13:56] Erika
    That's definitely it.
[13:58] Erika
    The game and the bubble bath mix...
[14:03] (Flashback) Erika (little)
    We're taking it? Where?
[14:05] (Flashback) Sosuke
    To our vacation home.
[14:08] Erika
    I was here with Onii-chan.
[14:15] Erika
    I knew it.
[14:17] Erika
    Look at this pillar.
SIGN    Sosuke 12 yrs
[14:19] Nagi
    "Sosuke"?
[14:21] Erika
    I remember now.
[14:22] Erika
    When I was little, my family and I used
    to go to our vacation homes every summer.
[14:31] Erika
    How did I forget that?
SIGN    Sosuke 12 yrs
[14:34] Erika
    But I was definitely here with him.
SIGN    Erika 7 yrs
[14:40] Nagi
    The box is new.
[14:43] Nagi
    The bath mix is recent, too.
[14:46] Nagi
    There might be more hints
    to finding Sosuke here.
[14:53] Nagi
    I'll go wake up Sachi.
[14:54] Nagi
    Let's get Segawa-san to help, too.
[14:56] Nagi
    Right away.
[14:58] Erika
    O-Okay.
[15:19] Hiro
    I never knew you had an
    older brother, Erika-chan.
[15:22] Hiro
    Oh, I guess that makes him
    Umino-kun's older brother, too.
[15:25] Nagi
    Not that it bothers me much.
[15:28] Hiro
    I see.
[15:29] Hiro
    You know, though...
[15:31] Hiro
    I bet you'd be an adorable younger brother.
[15:37] Nagi
    Me?
[15:38] Nagi
    Segawa-san's younger brother?
[15:40] Nagi
    Onee-chan, I got 100% again.
[15:43] Hiro
    Good for you, Nagi!
[15:46] Hiro
    Onee-chan's going to give
    you a good pampering.
[15:51] Nagi
    Holy crap!
[15:53] Nagi
    Wait, I can't.
[15:54] Nagi
    I can't go out with her!
[15:55] Erika
    What is he fantasizing about?
[15:57] Nagi
    What do I do?!
[15:58] Sachi
    Gross.
[15:59] Hiro
    You're lucky you get to talk
    about siblings, though.
[16:02] Hiro
    I'm an only child, so I get
    envious about that stuff.
[16:08] Erika
    It's really not that great.
[16:10] Erika
    You don't get anything to yourself.
[16:12] Sachi
    Exactly.
[16:13] Sachi
    And you get bullied.
[16:15] Nagi
    You two get to say that?
[16:18] Hiro
    It worked!
[16:20] Erika
    This takes me back.
[16:22] Sachi
    We have this at home, too.
[16:24] Sachi
    The four of us played together.
[16:26] Nagi
    Sachi would take all the items.
[16:28] Sachi
    Shut. Up.
[16:30] Erika
    Onii-chan would stomp on
    me and make me fall, too.
[16:33] Nagi
    Sachi did that to me, too.
[16:35] Sachi
    Be quiet!
[16:37] Hiro
    I beat the whole game.
[16:39] Hiro
    All by myself.
[16:41] Nagi
    Segawa-san!
[16:42] Nagi
    I shall accompany you from now on!
[16:45] Erika
    Hang on.
[16:48] Erika
    This save data...
[16:50] Erika
    It's from three days ago.
[16:53] Sachi
    What does that mean?
[16:56] Sachi
    We got here yesterday, didn't we?
[17:00] Hiro
    That means someone was
    here before us, right?
[17:04] Erika
    That can't be, though.
[17:05] Erika
    This is my family's vacation home,
[17:09] Erika
    and Mom and Dad don't play games at all.
[17:12] Nagi
    So, then...
[17:14] Erika
    Onii-chan?
[17:18] Sachi
    Onii, where are you going?
[17:20] Nagi
    Three days ago, right?
[17:22] Nagi
    He might still be in town.
[17:37] Nagi
    If he's still here, he'd be in an area where
    there are tourist spots or restaurants.
[17:44] Erika
    Wait, Nagi-kun!
[17:50] Erika
    Don't look for him!
[17:52] Nagi
    Amano-san?
[17:57] Sachi
    Erika-chan went to stop him.
[18:01] Hiro
    Yeah.
[18:02] Sachi
    I wonder why.
[18:04] Sachi
    I thought she wanted to see him.
[18:08] Hiro
    You don't get it, huh?
[18:11] Hiro
    You're still a child, after all.
[18:15] Sachi
    What's that supposed to mean?
[18:17] Hiro
    I think you'd know better than anyone
    how Erika-chan feels right now.
[18:25] Hiro
    I fell.
[18:32] Nagi
    Don't look for him?
[18:34] Nagi
    Why not?
[18:38] Nagi
    Even if he isn't nearby, there might
    be someone who's seen him.
[18:42] Nagi
    He was definitely at the
    vacation home, wasn't he?
[18:46] Nagi
    You might finally get to meet him.
[18:48] Nagi
    There must be a lot you want to ask him.
[18:50] Nagi
    Isn't that why you've been working
    so hard on your social media?
[18:55] Erika
    Yeah. That's right.
[18:59] Erika
    But...
[19:03] Erika
    But now I'm scared.
[19:10] Erika
    Now that I'm about to meet the
    person I've always wanted to meet,
[19:16] Erika
    I can't decide how I should feel.
[19:20] Erika
    I'm pathetic, aren't I?
[19:23] Erika
    Anyway, that's where I'm at.
[19:25] Erika
    Let's go back.
[19:30] Nagi
    Why are you afraid?
[19:33] Nagi
    I'll be with you when you meet him.
[19:44] Nagi
    Let's go.
[20:20] Erika
    In the end, we didn't find anyone who's seen him.
[20:26] Nagi
    I guess it was never going to be easy.
[20:34] Erika
    Why are you so invested in this?
[20:37] Nagi
    Why?
[20:40] Nagi
    He's my brother, too.
[20:43] Nagi
    And I promised.
[20:45] Erika
    I see.
[20:48] Erika
    You're right.
[20:53] Erika
    Maybe I won't be scared if you're with me.
[21:00] Erika
    You can come with me, if you must.
[21:07] Nagi
    What? Why are you being so condescending?
[21:09] Erika
    I'm not at all.
[21:11] Nagi
    You totally are!
[21:13] Erika
    Nah.
[21:14] Nagi
    I was the one trying so hard
    this whole time, though!

Season 1

E23 - What should we do now?

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[00:00] Hiro; Erika; Sachi
    It's the beach!
[00:02] Nagi
    Why did you tell Segawa-san
    that we're living together?
[00:05] Sachi
    So she would help me study.
[00:09] Hiro
    Do it again, and I'll put a curse on you.
[00:14] Hiro
    What kind of sister is
    Sachi-san to you, Umino-kun?
[00:18] Nagi
    What kind?
[00:20] Hiro
    It's just that she seems
    to be in love with you.
[00:26] Hiro
    She obviously just sees you as a rival.
[00:29] Hiro
    Is there even anything about you
    that a girl would like?
[00:33] Hiro
    Since you say you're not interested...
[00:36] Hiro
    Can I have Umino-kun?
[00:43] Erika
    I remember now.
[00:45] Erika
    That's definitely it.
[00:47] Erika
    I was here with Onii-chan.
[02:26] Sachi
    That was fun.
[02:28] Erika
    Our ride should be here soon.
[02:31] Sachi
    Already?
[02:33] Hiro
    That trip went by so fast.
[02:35] Sachi
    So how'd the search for your brother go?
[02:39] Erika
    Well...
[02:42] Erika
    We asked around this morning, too...
[02:46] (Flashback) Erika
    He looks like this guy.
[02:48] (Flashback) Old lady
    Haven't seen him.
[02:50] Erika
    But no one knew anything.
[02:53] Hiro
    At the very least, we know
    he was here three days ago.
[02:56] Hiro
    Which means he's in Japan, right?
[02:59] Nagi
    I really thought he was overseas.
[03:02] Erika
    Yeah.
[03:04] Erika
    I'm glad I have you, though, Nagi-kun.
[03:08] Erika
    I'm ready to keep looking.
[03:11] Nagi
    Yup.
[03:16] Erika
    There's our car.
[03:20] Sachi
    You're in charge of the luggage, Onii.
[03:22] Nagi
    Fine, fine.
[03:26] Nagi
    Man, I'm so sleepy.
[03:37] Hiro
    Just a second.
[03:40] Hiro
    Umino-kun and I are going
    to take the train home.
[03:45] Sachi
    What?
[03:46] Erika
    What's this about?
[03:47] Hiro
    Sorry, there's somewhere
    we want to check out.
[03:50] Nagi
    Wh-What she said.
[03:54] Erika
    O-Okay.
SIGN    Maoka Shrine
[04:18] Nagi
    A shrine?
[04:20] Hiro
    Yeah. To collect the shrine stamp.
[04:22] Hiro
    Did you bring yours?
[04:23] Nagi
    Right. I see.
[04:25] Nagi
    What was I expecting?
[04:29] Nagi
    I brought mine, of course.
[04:31] Nagi
    I didn't think there'd be
    a shrine out here, though.
[04:34] Hiro
    Right?
[04:35] Hiro
    I stumbled upon it yesterday.
[04:38] Hiro
    I'll race you to the grounds!
[04:39] Nagi
    We're doing this again?!
[04:48] Hiro
    Thank you for guiding us here.
[04:55] Hiro
    We got here because it was meant to be.
[04:58] Nagi
    Meant to be?
[04:59] Hiro
    I'm the heir to a shrine, after all.
[05:04] Nagi
    Right. You are.
[05:16] Nagi
    Academic success... Academic success...
SIGN    Academic Success, Academic Success, Academic Success
SIGN    Relationship
    Success
[05:17] Nagi
    Relationship success...
SIGN    Segawa-san
[05:18] Nagi
    Segawa-san!
SIGN    Dating
[05:19] Nagi
    Dating!
SIGN    Want to go
    out with her
[05:20] Nagi
    I want to go out with her!
[05:21] Nagi
    First place or bust!
[05:24] Nagi
    Wh-What are you wishing for, Segawa-san?
[05:28] Hiro
    I didn't wish for anything.
[05:31] Hiro
    I'm just expressing my gratitude
    for having made it here.
[05:34] Nagi
    I'm so filled with desires...
[05:36] Nagi
    Disgraceful!
SIGN    Worship
    Maoka Shrine
[05:41] Hiro
    It's such a pretty stamp.
[05:43] Hiro
    Go us, right, Umino-kun?
[05:45] Hiro
    We got a stamp.
[05:47] Nagi
    Now that we've completed our goal of
    getting the stamp, what do we do next?
[05:52] Nagi
    Go for lunch?
[05:53] Nagi
    More stamps?
[06:01] Hiro
    Well, Umino-kun, wanna go home?
[06:05] Hiro
    We have plenty of time to catch the train.
[06:11] Nagi
    It really was just for the stamp.
[06:18] Sachi
    No way! Really?
[06:20] Erika
    She definitely asked if
    she could have Umino-kun.
[06:24] Erika
    She passed out right after, though.
[06:26] Sachi
    Does that mean she likes Onii?
[06:30] Erika
    I-I think so.
[06:32] Sachi
    I didn't realize anyone like that even existed.
[06:35] Erika
    Man, there's no way.
[06:38] Erika
    I'm pretty sure she was half-asleep.
[06:40] Erika
    I mean, Hiro-chan's popular at school.
[06:43] Erika
    She's way out of his league.
[06:45] Erika
    Why would she go after Nagi-kun, right?
[06:48] Sachi
    Exactly, right?
[06:50] Sachi
    There's no way she's in love with that
    gloomy, inconsiderate, nerdy loner.
[06:56] Sachi
    Onii's content just studying
    for the rest of his life.
SIGN    Highway Conditions
SIGN    Heavy Rain / Wind
    Warning in Effect
SIGN    Keep Out
SIGN    Sanpa Station
[07:13] Nagi
    The station's closed...
[07:16] Nagi
    Wh-What the heck?! It's still the afternoon!
[07:20] Hiro
    Umino-kun.
SIGN    Trains are currently canceled
    due to heavy winds.
    Resumption time is currently unknown.
    We apologize for the inconvenience.
[07:24] Hiro
    What do we do now?
[07:25] Nagi
    D...
[07:27] Nagi
    "Do"?! There's nothing we can do!
[07:30] Nagi
    I'm just kidding.
[07:32] Nagi
    Let me take care of this.
[07:34] Nagi
    Ahem...
[07:35] Nagi
    Th-That was close.
[07:37] Nagi
    I was about to embarrass myself
    freaking out and giving up.
[07:42] Nagi
    Let's stay calm and look for a train first.
[07:45] Hiro
    You should definitely calm down.
[07:48] Hiro
    This is tough.
[07:49] Hiro
    There are no buses that go to Tokyo.
[07:51] Hiro
    And a taxi would cost too much.
[08:07] Nagi
    You can't be serious.
[08:24] Hiro
    It's going to be a while, isn't it?
[08:27] Nagi
    Yeah...
[08:29] Nagi
    Think...
[08:30] Nagi
    Think!
[08:32] Nagi
    We can't stay here forever.
[08:35] Nagi
    Our clothes are wet, too.
[08:36] Nagi
    What if Segawa-san catches a cold?
[08:40] Hiro
    Umino-kun...
[08:43] Hiro
    What should we do now?
[08:59] Sachi
    Oh, no!
[09:01] Sachi
    Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
[09:02] Sachi
    Oh, no, Erika-onee!
[09:05] Sachi
    Look at this!
SIGN    Seigenkan
SIGN    Seigenkan
SIGN    Onii
SIGN    White Rice
SIGN    We're staying the night
SIGN    Seigenkan
[09:28] Nagi
    They're open!
[09:32] Hiro
    Thank goodness.
[09:34] Hiro
    That was scary for a moment, huh?
[09:37] Hiro
    We can't exactly camp out in the rain.
[09:40] Nagi
    True.
[09:43] Hiro
    Good thing we caught a break.
[09:45] Nagi
    Yeah.
[09:48] Nagi
    I never thought I'd end up spending
    a night out with Segawa-san.
[09:53] (Flashback) Hiro
    I want to grow up already!
[09:57] Nagi
    No, no!
[09:58] Nagi
    That's not what she meant!
[10:00] Hiro
    Umino-kun...
[10:01] Nagi
    Yes, ma'am.
[10:04] Staff
    Please fill out this form.
SIGN    Accommodation Card
     Representative
     Name (age)
     Accompanying members
     Name (age)
     Name (age)
     Name (age)
     Name (age)
     Name (age)
[10:07] Nagi
    Right, our addresses and stuff.
[10:12] Nagi
    Age...
[10:13] Nagi
    Accompanying members...
[10:15] Staff
    Is something the matter?
[10:17] Nagi
    N-No...
[10:19] Nagi
    Don't tell me...
[10:22] Staff
    We will not accept a high
    school male and female.
[10:25] Nagi
    Are we going to get kicked out?!
[10:28] Hiro
    Let me.
SIGN    Accommodation Card
SIGN    Representative
     Name
SIGN    Umino Nagi
SIGN    Accompanying
    Members
SIGN    Umino Hiro
[10:33] Nagi
    S-Segawa...
[10:35] Hiro
    Here you go.
[10:36] Staff
    Just a moment, please.
[10:43] Nagi
    I-I see...
[10:46] Staff
    Sir?
SIGN    For two
SIGN    No meals
SIGN    Seigenkan
[10:49] Staff
    We ask for payment up front.
[10:55] Nagi
    I'll take care of it.
[10:57] Nagi
    I'm borrowing some money for
    living expenses later, Hotel King!
[11:05] Hiro
    What a relaxing room, huh?
[11:06] Nagi
    Yeah.
[11:07] Nagi
    A single Japanese-style room?
[11:09] Nagi
    This room is...
[11:11] Hiro
    The tatami smells nice.
[11:13] Nagi
    ...where I'm spending the
    night with Segawa-san?!
[11:16] Staff
    Such a young couple.
[11:18] Staff
    Are you newlyweds?
[11:19] Nagi
    Huh?!
[11:20] Hiro
    We are.
[11:22] Hiro
    We came to celebrate our marriage,
    but it started raining really hard.
[11:26] Nagi
    N-Newlyweds?!
[11:28] Staff
    Oh, to be young!
[11:33] Staff
    Well, enjoy your stay.
[11:35] Hiro
    Thank you.
[11:42] Hiro
    We made it through that, somehow.
[11:45] Nagi
    My nerves...
[11:48] Hiro
    Sorry, though.
[11:52] Hiro
    You're engaged to Erika-chan,
    and I pretended we're married.
[11:59] Nagi
    That's true...
[12:01] Nagi
    I can't believe an honor student
    like you would lie so much.
[12:05] Nagi
    You're actually a real crook.
[12:10] Hiro
    You're an accomplice, then, Umino-kun.
[12:13] Nagi
    I-Is that so?!
[12:15] Hiro
    Tentative first-place crook.
[12:18] Nagi
    Did you have to go that far?
[12:27] Hiro
    I'm freezing. Wanna go to the baths?
[12:31] Nagi
    Yes!
SIGN    Men
SIGN    Women
[12:37] Hiro
    That was fast, Umino-kun.
[12:38] Hiro
    Out already?
[12:40] Nagi
    You're the fast one.
[12:42] Hiro
    I think I won by a hair.
[12:45] Nagi
    That was a race?
[12:47] Hiro
    We gotta hang up our wet clothes
    when we get back to our room.
[12:51] Nagi
    Segawa-san in a yukata...
[12:53] Nagi
    Awesome!
[12:57] Hiro
    Huh?
[13:06] Nagi
    Did the inn set this up on purpose?!
[13:09] Hiro
    We only get one futon, huh?
[13:12] Nagi
    Y-Yeah, huh...
[13:22] Nagi
    By the way, Segawa-san...
[13:25] Nagi
    I won't go past this line.
[13:28] Nagi
    So please rest assured.
[13:29] Hiro
    Huh? Okay...
[13:32] Hiro
    What about when you're sleeping?
[13:35] Nagi
    I won't sleep.
[13:37] Hiro
    You don't need to be so considerate.
[13:39] Hiro
    You didn't sleep much last
    night either, did you?
[13:41] Nagi
    S-Still, though...
[13:43] Nagi
    How did she know?
[13:47] Hiro
    Besides, the tatami's nice.
[13:50] Hiro
    I like Japanese-style rooms.
[13:54] Nagi
    Right. They're the best.
SIGN    G
    u
    u
    r
    g
    l
    e
[14:05] Nagi
    So cute...
[14:07] Nagi
    There was a shop, wasn't there?
SIGN    Seigenkan
    Hot Spring Inn
[14:14] Hiro
    "A"...
SIGN    Bonito
SIGN    Pickled Plum
[14:16] Hiro
    "A"...
[14:19] Hiro
    Access!
[14:21] Hiro
    It's "S" next.
[14:24] Nagi
    "S"...
[14:26] Nagi
    Special.
[14:27] Hiro
    You said that one already.
[14:31] Nagi
    "S"... "S"...
[14:35] Nagi
    Spicy.
[14:36] Hiro
    Yell.
[14:37] Nagi
    That was fast!
[14:39] Nagi
    "L"... "L"...
[14:42] Nagi
    I can't...
[14:43] Nagi
    My lack of sleep is catching up to me.
[14:45] Nagi
    I can't think straight.
[14:50] Hiro
    How about "lizard"?
[14:53] Hiro
    A home with a lizard is
    a good home, you know.
[14:56] Nagi
    It's a house of despair if you ask me!
[14:58] Hiro
    You're so melodramatic.
[15:01] Hiro
    Better let it out through the window.
[15:03] Nagi
    You shouldn't touch it!
[15:22] Nagi
    Sorry.
[15:23] Hiro
    Deep.
[15:27] Hiro
    We did a lot of bad things today, huh?
[15:34] Hiro
    Wanna try doing more bad things?
[15:52] Sachi
    Seriously, Onii...
[15:54] Sachi
    What does he mean, he's "staying the night"?!
[15:56] Sachi
    He's obviously with Hiro-san!
[15:58] Erika
    It's raining. That's probably why.
[16:01] Sachi
    Still, though...
[16:03] Sachi
    This isn't right!
[16:05] Sachi
    Onii should just study
    for the rest of his life.
SIGN    Seigenkan
    Hot Spring Inn
[16:22] Nagi
    Wh-What do you mean by "bad things"?
[16:31] Hiro
    Umino-kun...
[16:33] Hiro
    Your hand.
[16:34] Nagi
    My hand?
[16:37] Nagi
    A th-thousand yen?
[16:39] Hiro
    Yeah.
[16:41] Hiro
    H-High schoolers, a sleepover, no parents...
    You know what that means, right?
[16:52] Hiro
    L...
[16:54] Nagi
    L?
[16:57] Hiro
    Liquor.
[16:59] Nagi
    Huh?
[17:05] Nagi
    You're a real villain!
[17:08] Hiro
    I totally thought...
[17:11] Nagi
    Segawa-san's been playing with me!
[17:14] Hiro
    I-Is that wrong?
[17:16] Nagi
    Yeah, it is!
[17:18] Nagi
    What if they get suspicious
    of us at the shop?
[17:20] Nagi
    We're already lying about our age.
[17:22] Nagi
    We're going to get reported!
[17:25] Hiro
    I thought you'd play along, Umino-kun.
[17:28] Nagi
    I will not.
[17:29] Nagi
    I never thought you'd propose such a thing.
[17:32] Nagi
    I'm shocked.
[17:34] Hiro
    You're right.
[17:38] Hiro
    Am I too bad for you?
[17:47] Nagi
    You are.
[17:50] Nagi
    You're smart and athletic and
    cute and popular at school.
[17:54] Nagi
    How could someone like you be drinking?!
[17:59] Hiro
    It's tiring being a model
    student all the time, though.
[18:02] Hiro
    I wanted to lie to the grown-ups and do
    something that'll get me in trouble for once.
[18:07] Nagi
    What's wrong is wrong, no matter the reason.
[18:13] Hiro
    You're right...
[18:15] Nagi
    But...
[18:17] Nagi
    I like you when you're bad, too.
[18:22] Nagi
    I'll stop you if you start
    drinking in front of me, though.
[18:28] Hiro
    Fine, Umino-kun. I get it.
[18:33] Hiro
    I'll stick with sake, then.
[18:35] Nagi
    You don't "get" anything!
[18:39] Erika
    Police!
[18:40] Nagi
    Huh? What?
[18:42] Hiro
    Did I just hear "police"?
[18:47] Nagi
    It really is!
[18:50] Erika
    Don't bother trying to resist.
[18:52] Erika
    Open up!
[18:54] Hiro
    Did the inn report us?
[18:59] Nagi
    Why?!
[19:00] Nagi
    But we paid for our stay!
[19:02] Hiro
    We lied about our age, though.
[19:07] Student A
    Expelled?
[19:11] Student B
    I heard Segawa-san and Umino-kun
    lied about their age and slept out.
[19:16] Student B
    I heard they were drinking, too.
[19:18] Student C
    Wow, that model student? Seriously?
[19:21] Student C
    Wait, why would they get expelled for that?
[19:23] Student B
    Their lives are over.
[19:27] Hiro
    Sorry, Umino-kun...
[19:29] Hiro
    My parents told me to stay away from you.
[19:32] Nagi
    Wait! Segawa-san!
[19:35] Hiro
    I'm going to marry the
    person I'm engaged to now.
[19:40] Hiro
    I hope you find happiness with Erika-chan.
[19:46] Hiro
    Umino-kun?
[19:49] Nagi
    Let's run!
[19:51] Hiro
    How?
[19:52] Nagi
    Through the window!
[19:54] Nagi
    Get your stuff!
[19:56] Hiro
    But we're on the second floor.
[20:02] Erika
    Police!
[20:03] Sachi
    You're under arrest!
[20:08] Nagi
    Amano-san? Sachi?
[20:11] Erika
    Apprehend the suspect!
[20:13] Sachi
    We caught you red-han—
[20:24] Erika
    Why are you naked, Nagi-kun?!
[20:26] Sachi
    Wait... Did you two...
[20:28] Nagi
    N-No! I was getting changed in a hurry!
[20:32] Erika
    Police!
[20:44] Sachi
    Onii's conked out.
[20:47] Hiro
    He looked sleepy all day.
[20:51] Sachi
    So, Hiro-san...
[20:53] Sachi
    What exactly happened between
    you and Onii today, anyway?
[20:59] Hiro
    You know, stuff.
[21:00] Sachi
    Stuff?!
[21:04] Hiro
    You know, though, Umino-kun's
    a boy after all.
[21:08] Erika
    What's that mean?!

Season 1

E24 - All that matters is that you two are happy

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[01:37] Sachi
    So hot.
[01:38] Sachi
    It's definitely summertime.
[01:41] Sachi
    Huh?
[01:43] Sachi
    A letter...
[01:45] Sachi
    That's unusual.
SIGN    Birthday Party Notice
[01:50] Sachi
    Seriously?
SIGN    Birthday Party Notice
[01:54] Erika
    Oh, hey, this is such an
    adorable invitation letter.
[01:57] Erika
    Whose birthday is it for?
[02:01] Erika
    Answer me, Nagi-kun!
[02:03] Nagi
    This would have been amazing
    if it was from a cute girl!
[02:08] Erika
    What? It's not?
[02:10] Sachi
    So what are you going to do, Onii?
[02:12] Nagi
    What else can I do?
[02:14] Nagi
    He came all the way here to drop
    off this giddy invitation letter.
SIGN    C
    l
    o
    s
    e
    d
[02:19] Nagi
    I can't not go.
[02:28] Yohei
    Happy birthday to me!
SIGN    Show me your
    fish print!
[02:34] Erika
    So it was for Papa Yohei's birthday!
[02:37] Yohei
    Let's go!
[02:38] Yohei
    Happy birthday, dear Yohei!
SIGN    You're the Hero
[02:44] Yohei
    Arena!
[02:45] Erika
    Yay!
[02:48] Erika
    Happy birthday, Papa Yohei!
[02:50] Yohei
    Happy birthday, Yohei!
[02:53] Yohei
    Thanks, Erika.
[02:55] Sachi
    You don't need to go along
    with this, Erika-chan.
[02:58] Erika
    Why not?
[02:59] Erika
    It's a party. It's fun!
[03:00] Nagi
    That's not the point.
[03:02] Erika
    Oh, right! Gifts!
[03:04] Nagi
    Forget that, too.
[03:07] Nagi
    This birthday is of Dad, by Dad, for Dad.
[03:12] Erika
    What does that even mean?
[03:14] Yohei
    Let's raise the roof!
[03:15] Sachi
    Yay.
[03:16] Yohei
    Happy birthday, Yohei!
[03:21] Yohei
    Here you go.
[03:24] Erika
    Paella! Awesome!
[03:26] Yohei
    I figured it'd be a good day to make
    something that's not on the menu.
[03:30] Sachi
    I want karaage.
[03:32] Nagi
    I want katsudon.
[03:33] Erika
    Come on, you two.
[03:35] Erika
    The birthday boy cooked for us. It's rude to—
[03:39] Yohei
    Here you go.
[03:41] Erika
    He's being worked to death!
[03:44] Nagi
    It's fine.
[03:45] Nagi
    This is how it is every year.
[03:47] Nagi
    Let's eat.
[03:49] Sachi
    He's right.
[03:51] Sachi
    Dad does this every year.
[03:53] Erika
    Every year?
[03:54] Nagi
    I can't believe I'm losing a day of my precious
    summer break to my dad's birthday, though...
[03:59] Sachi
    I have entrance exams coming up.
SIGN    Nom nom
SIGN    Nom nom
[04:04] Yohei
    Don't say that! Check this out!
[04:07] Yohei
    This is my birthday present for the year!
[04:09] Erika
    You catch it yourself, make it yourself,
    and give it to yourself?!
[04:12] Yohei
    Aren't you jealous?
[04:15] Erika
    So it's true you do everything yourself, huh?
[04:17] Nagi
    Every year, too.
[04:21] Erika
    It's the exact opposite at my place.
[04:22] Erika
    Dad's always surrounded by strangers.
[04:28] Erika
    So is this for every year, too?
SIGN    Nagi 3 yrs
    Sachi 1 yr
SIGN    Nagi 3 MOS
SIGN    Nagi 1 yr
    Pregnant with second child!!
[04:33] Nagi
    Oh, these photos?
[04:35] Nagi
    We take them every year on Dad's birthday.
[04:38] Erika
    Oh, really?
[04:41] Erika
    I like this kind of thing.
[04:44] Erika
    The family grows, and everyone gets bigger.
[04:49] Erika
    Wait... Nagi-kun, have you even changed at all?
[04:51] Nagi
    Huh?! I've grown a lot!
[05:00] Yohei
    Sorry I kept y'all waiting!
[05:03] Yohei
    It's time for our main dish!
[05:06] Erika
    Holy cow!
SIGN    Yohei
    36 Years
[05:07] Erika
    You made the cake yourself, too?!
    You're a genius chef!
[05:10] Yohei
    Oh, stop it, you.
[05:12] Erika
    Hang on...
[05:13] Erika
    Papa Yohei's 36 years old?!
[05:16] Erika
    So young!
[05:16] Yohei
    That's right. I'm just getting started.
[05:19] Sachi
    Nah, he's old.
[05:21] Yohei
    I guess...
[05:21] Sachi
    Thanks.
[05:22] Sachi
    What about Papa Soichiro?
[05:27] Erika
    He's 57.
[05:29] Nagi
    Huh? Hang on...
[05:31] Nagi
    I'm 17, and Dad's 36 today.
[05:36] Nagi
    That doesn't add up.
[05:38] Sachi
    Why not?
[05:39] Nagi
    I mean...
[05:40] Nagi
    He married Mom when he was 19, right?
[05:50] Sachi
    A shotgun wedding?!
[05:54] Yohei
    You could say it was a
    planned shotgun wedding.
[05:58] Yohei
    Who cares what order it happened in?
[06:00] Yohei
    We were planning to get
    married eventually anyway.
[06:03] Nagi
    What a scripted answer.
[06:05] Sachi
    So there we have it.
[06:07] Sachi
    Onii was an accident.
[06:10] Nagi
    Why me?
[06:11] Erika
    That would be me, actually.
[06:14] Erika
    No, Erika-chan, I mean...
[06:16] Erika
    It's so complicated because
    you were swapped at birth.
[06:18] Nagi
    Silly Sachi.
[06:19] Nagi
    Dug her own grave.
[06:23] Erika
    So that's how it was, huh?
[06:28] Erika
    I was an unplanned pregnancy
    and I was swapped at birth!
[06:32] Erika
    I have such a unique life!
[06:34] Sachi
    She's more positive about
    it than I thought she'd be.
SIGN    Phew
[06:37] Sachi
    Speaking of which, when's your
    birthday, Erika-oneechan?
[06:41] Erika
    April 6th.
[06:43] Sachi
    Wow, that's Onii's birthday, too.
[06:45] Nagi
    Of course it is.
[06:47] Nagi
    We were swapped the day we were born.
[06:55] Sachi
    Oh, right.
[06:56] Sachi
    Of course.
[06:58] Yohei
    And that's also why you two met on April 6th.
[07:03] Yohei
    We figured we'd make it happen
    on your 17th birthday.
[07:11] Erika
    So that's why...
[07:13] Nagi
    ...the two of us met that day.
[07:15] Nagi; Erika
    By coincidence, too.
[07:18] (Flashback) Erika
    You're going to be my boyfriend.
[07:20] (Flashback) Erika
    Too bad you're not the one
    I'm supposed to marry, Nagi-kun.
[07:23] (Flashback) Erika's dad
    My daughter, Erika,
    with whom you were mixed up at birth.
[07:28] Erika
    Seriously, that was a nightmare birthday.
[07:31] Nagi
    For me!
[07:34] Namie
    Talking about the good old days, huh?
[07:37] Nagi
    Mom.
[07:38] Erika
    I'm here to visit.
[07:40] Namie
    Welcome.
[07:41] Nagi
    Sachi!
[07:45] Sachi
    Yum.
[07:46] Nagi
    You have your own!
[07:48] Sachi
    Oh, come on, I only took one.
[07:50] Nagi
    What do you think we split it up for?!
[07:51] Namie
    It all worked out, huh, Yohei-kun?
[07:52] Yohei
    Yeah.
[07:54] Nagi
    Listen...
[07:56] Namie
    There, there.
[07:57] Namie
    So anyway, I know I said a lot back
    then, but I think it's all good now.
[08:04] Nagi
    Back when?
[08:05] Namie
    What I said back at the dinner.
[08:08] (Flashback) Namie
    So then, we realized...
[08:09] (Flashback) Namie
    If the two of you got married,
    you'd both be our kids.
[08:13] Namie
    Remember when I said that?
[08:15] Namie
    You don't have to worry about it anymore.
[08:18] Nagi
    What...
[08:20] Yohei
    At first, we were worried that the two
    of you would have to get married,
[08:23] Yohei
    or we'd never get to meet Erika-chan.
[08:26] Yohei
    Or that Nagi might go away.
[08:30] Yohei
    But here you all are.
[08:35] Namie
    It isn't really any of our
    business as parents, anyway.
[08:39] Namie
    What matters the most is that
    the two of you are happy.
[08:46] Yohei
    Wait, were we supposed to say this?
[08:49] Yohei
    We haven't even consulted with Amano-san.
[08:51] Namie
    Why not? It's just talk.
[08:52] Yohei
    That's true! All good, right?
[08:55] Yohei
    Right?
[08:56] Nagi
    I see...
[08:58] Nagi
    These two really are my parents.
[09:01] Namie
    Besides, we got married despite
    our parents' objections, too.
[09:05] Sachi; Nagi
    You did?!
[09:08] Nagi
    He did say Mom was way out of his league...
[09:12] Nagi
    What happened, exactly?!
[09:16] Namie
    All right, that's it for the birthday party.
[09:19] Namie
    Time to set up shop!
[09:21] Yohei
    Just one more song, then!
[09:24] Sachi; Nagi
    That's enough!
[09:33] Nagi
    I never thought Mom and
    Dad would say all that.
[09:36] Erika
    I wonder what my dad
    would say if he found out.
[09:40] Nagi
    It wouldn't go down easy, I'm sure.
[09:44] Erika
    We're family, though, right?
[09:48] Erika
    My dad and me.
[09:51] Erika
    He might understand if I try to convince him.
[09:55] Nagi
    Yeah.
SIGN    Megurogawa Foot Bridge
[10:02] Nagi
    So does that mean...
[10:06] Nagi
    That's the end of our relationship...
    for real this time?
[10:20] Nagi
    Hello?
[10:21] Asuma
    'Sup, 'sup?! It's me!
[10:23] Nagi
    Is this a scam call?
[10:24] Asuma
    It's Shion!
[10:25] Asuma
    Asuma Shion, dude!
[10:27] Nagi
    Did I ever give you my number?
[10:29] Asuma
    Come on, boss, we're besties.
[10:32] Nagi
    That's not an answer.
[10:34] Asuma
    Never mind that, just hear me out.
[10:36] Asuma
    This is big.
[10:38] Nagi
    What's big?
[10:41] Asuma
    I was going through Erika-chan's Inusta.
SIGN    #StudySessions
    #Buddies
[10:44] Asuma
    Looks like she has a study sesh
    with Segawa-san every day.
[10:50] Asuma
    We gotta get in on this!
[10:53] Asuma
    Bro, I wanna hit up Erika-chan's crib—
[10:55] Nagi
    Hell no to that.
[10:58] Hiro
    Study group result announcement!
[11:02] Hiro
    Umino-kun, all problems correct.
[11:04] Nagi
    All right!
[11:05] Hiro
    Erika-chan, all problems incorrect.
[11:06] Erika
    No way!
[11:07] Hiro
    Sachi-chan ran out of time.
[11:09] Sachi
    But I had calculation problems.
[11:12] Hiro
    So there we have it.
[11:13] Hiro
    The winner is me!
[11:15] Nagi
    She finished faster than me.
[11:17] Sachi
    You again, Hiro-san?
[11:19] Sachi
    Let me have some memorization
    problems next time.
[11:22] Hiro
    You have to work on calculation
    problems, though, don't you?
[11:25] Nagi
    You've got the Segawa-san coaching you!
[11:28] Nagi
    Listen to what she says!
[11:30] Sachi
    Onii, shut up.
[11:32] Hiro
    Well, why don't we take a break
    from studying and call it snack time?
[11:36] Sachi
    Yay!
[11:38] Sachi
    How about you, Erika-chan?
[11:42] Nagi
    Amano-san?!
[11:42] Hiro; Sachi
    Erika-chan!
[11:44] Hiro
    Erika-chan!
[11:45] Nagi
    Amano-san!
[11:46] Sachi
    Erika-chan!
[11:53] Hiro
    Is it a cold?
[11:56] Hiro
    She's sweating badly.
[11:58] Hiro
    What should we do?
[11:59] Hiro
    Should we go to the hospital together?
[12:01] Sachi
    Should we call the Hotel King?
[12:04] Erika
    I'm fine.
[12:06] Erika
    I read online that sleeping is
    the best way to cure a cold.
[12:12] Hiro
    You should get changed first,
    then, so you stay warm.
[12:16] Erika
    Thanks.
SIGN    Cold Medicine
[12:20] Nagi
    Hey, I got some cold medici—
[12:27] Nagi
    Sorry!
[12:28] Sachi
    Onii, you creep!
[12:29] Hiro
    That was inconsiderate.
[12:32] Hiro
    No guys in the room when a girl's sick.
[12:35] Nagi
    I-Is that how it's supposed to be?
[12:37] Hiro
    Are you okay, Erika-chan?
[12:39] Erika
    Yeah.
[12:41] Erika
    Sorry for causing trouble.
[12:44] Sachi
    Don't talk like that at a time like this.
[12:47] Sachi
    You're sick. You have to focus on resting.
[12:51] Hiro
    And now we commence
    Operation: Nursing Erika-chan!
[12:54] Sachi
    Whoo!
[12:56] Hiro
    We need to do absolutely everything
    we can to get her better.
[13:00] Sachi
    I'm getting pumped.
[13:02] Hiro
    I'm going home to gather supplies.
[13:05] Nagi
    Why do you need to go home
    just to take care of her?
[13:08] Sachi
    I'm going shopping, too.
[13:10] Nagi
    You, too, Sachi?
[13:11] Nagi
    Jeez.
[13:12] Nagi
    I guess I'll study or something,
    since I'm just getting in the way.
[13:16] (Flashback) Erika
    Sorry for causing trouble.
[13:24] Hiro&Sachi
    We're back.
[13:27] Hiro
    Um...
[13:29] Hiro
    So...
[13:32] Hiro
    I wanted you to drink this.
[13:35] Erika
    Sake?
[13:36] Hiro
    You know how they say sake raises your
    body temperature and makes you sweat?
SIGN    Offering
    Sake
[13:41] Erika
    Really?
[13:42] Hiro
    I heard alcohol has
    antibiotic properties, too.
[13:46] Hiro
    So I'd like you to use this
    opportunity to take a big swig.
[13:48] Erika
    What opportunity?
[13:50] Hiro
    This is a life-or-death emergency!
[13:54] Hiro
    You have to drink!
[13:55] Hiro
    It has to be done!
[13:57] Hiro
    Drink, Erika-chan!
[13:59] Erika
    If you insist...
[14:01] Sachi
    You can't do that. You're underage.
[14:04] Sachi
    There are other remedies.
[14:06] Hiro
    Sachi-chan, what are those leeks for?
[14:08] Sachi
    We're going to the bath house, Erika-onee.
[14:10] Erika
    Huh? Now?
[14:12] Sachi
    That's right.
[14:13] Sachi
    The one with the sauna.
[14:15] Sachi
    You're going to have a good
    bath and sweat it all out.
[14:18] Sachi
    And then you'll sweat some more in the
    sauna, and then you'll take a cold bath.
[14:21] Sachi
    It's a recovery speedrun!
[14:23] Erika
    Or ascetic training.
[14:27] Erika
    But you're both offering, so...
[14:31] Erika
    I'll give it a... shot...
[14:36] Sachi; Hiro
    Erika-chan!
[14:39] Hiro
    I offered to make her some rice porridge,
[14:42] Hiro
    but she said she has no
    appetite, so she'll pass.
[14:45] Sachi
    I asked if I could stay by her, and she
    said she didn't want me to catch it.
[14:52] Hiro
    Erika-chan took the medicine,
    but her fever's not coming down.
[14:58] Sachi
    Maybe it isn't a cold.
[15:00] Hiro
    I hope it's just heat exhaustion or something.
[15:07] Hiro
    Umino-kun?
[15:09] Sachi
    What are you doing?
[15:24] Erika
    Nagi-kun? What...
[15:29] Nagi
    Eat up.
[15:31] Erika
    What?
[15:32] Erika
    I don't have an appetite. I can't eat.
SIGN    G
    u
    u
    u
    r
    g
    l
    e
[15:36] Erika
    Huh?
[15:39] Nagi
    "Sorry for causing trouble," my ass.
[15:42] Erika
    What is that supposed to mean?
[15:44] Nagi
    I mean that doesn't sound like you.
[15:47] Nagi
    You've never said anything like that to me.
[15:53] Erika
    That's not true.
[15:55] Nagi
    Have you ever?
[15:56] Nagi
    You've always been spoiled
    and snappy toward me!
[15:59] Nagi
    Sachi joined us, and then, over the summer,
    Segawa-san started coming over all the time.
[16:05] Nagi
    The exhaustion must have caught up to you.
[16:08] Nagi
    You can be surprisingly
    attentive to other people.
[16:12] Nagi
    You ended up sick because you've
    been pushing yourself all this time.
[16:15] Erika
    You're wrong.
[16:22] Erika
    I'm having fun.
[16:23] Erika
    I just didn't realize I'm tired
    because every day is so fun.
[16:32] Erika
    I've never had so much fun.
[16:35] Erika
    I didn't know myself at all.
[16:46] Erika
    Also, why do you know me better than I do?
[16:55] Nagi
    Well...
[17:00] Nagi
    We're engaged, aren't we?
[17:07] Erika
    I see.
[17:10] Hiro
    I didn't realize she's been accommodating us.
[17:14] Sachi
    Seems like it.
[17:19] Sachi
    But you get it now, don't you?
[17:23] Sachi
    Those two are definitely engaged.
[17:26] Sachi
    Tough for you, huh?
[17:29] Hiro
    You'd better get it in gear, too.
[17:39] Hiro
    Well, take care, Erika-chan.
[17:41] Hiro
    Don't push yourself too hard
    just because your fever's gone.
[17:44] Erika
    Yeah.
[17:45] Erika
    Come over anytime.
[17:47] Nagi
    See you, Segawa-san.
[17:49] Nagi
    Wanna go back to your room?
[17:50] Erika
    Okay.
[17:51] Erika
    Later.
SIGN    I Love Family!!
[18:02] Erika
    This must be from Papa Yohei.
[18:12] Erika
    There we go.
[18:15] Nagi
    He brought it all the way here?
[18:18] Erika
    Right?
[18:19] Erika
    Papa Yohei and Mama Namie were happy that
    their family grew when she took this picture.
[18:26] Erika
    I was so happy when he
    invited me to his birthday.
[18:30] Erika
    I feel like I'm actually a part of the family.
[18:33] Nagi
    Yeah.
SIGN    Sachi-chan
    joined us!
SIGN    Bought too much...♥
SIGN    For Megurogawa!!
SIGN    Admittance
SIGN    Gonna work hard.
SIGN    Dead asleep
[19:06] Erika
    I wonder if I'll have a
    family like this someday.
[19:16] Nagi
    I think that's up to you.
[19:24] Erika
    Maybe.
[19:28] Nagi
    By the way, where'd Sachi go?
SIGN    I just got invited over.
    Don't worry! Sachi.
[19:36] Soichiro
    I see.
[19:37] Soichiro
    Nagi-kun said that, huh?
[19:39] Sachi
    Yes. "We're engaged, aren't we?"
[19:43] Sachi
    I felt stupid for taking care
    of her all that time.
[19:48] Soichiro
    I'm glad that their relationship
    is progressing, though.
[19:53] Soichiro
    Forcing them to live together paid off.
[19:57] Sachi
    My mom and dad don't seem inclined to
    insist they get married anymore, though.
[20:03] Sachi
    That's what they said to us.
[20:06] Soichiro
    I see.
[20:08] Sachi
    Are you angry at them
    for talking out of turn?
[20:10] Soichiro
    Of course not.
[20:12] Soichiro
    I respect their wishes.
[20:16] Soichiro
    Besides...
[20:18] Soichiro
    It's Nagi-kun and Erika who
    get to choose in the end.
[20:24] Soichiro
    I'll continue watching from
    afar for the time being.
[20:34] Nagi
    Amano-san!
[20:36] Nagi
    You didn't wash the dishes properly again.
[20:38] Erika
    And who said you could wash my clothes?!
[20:41] Nagi
    I washed it by hand and
    you're still complaining?!
[20:45] Erika
    You washed it? By hand?!
[20:48] Nagi
    Just look at this plate.
[20:49] Nagi
    It's still got food on it.
[20:52] Erika
    You're so nitpicky.
    Who are you, my mother-in-law?
[20:54] Soichiro
    Besides, it's too early for
    them to leave the nest.
[21:00] Erika
    I don't believe it.
[21:02] Erika
    How am I engaged to this guy?
[21:04] Nagi
    That's my line!
[21:06] Erika
    Ugh! I can't stand being engaged to you!
[21:06] Nagi
    Ugh! I can't stand being engaged to you!

Season 2

Season 2

1 - A Transfer Student, Huh?

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[00:23] Raido
    The girl who sits next to me, Aharen-san...
[00:30] Raido
    has trouble gauging distance
    when it comes to people.
[00:37] Raido
    Aharen-san and I are also...
[00:42] Raido
    going out.
[02:15] Raido
    Aharen-san.
[02:17] Raido
    We're second-years starting today, huh?
[02:19] Raido
    And we're neighbors again.
    Let's make it a good year.
SIGN    Episode One A Transfer Student, Huh?
[02:23] Raido
    Now, that said...
[02:25] Raido
    There's no telling what kinds
    of people our new classmates are.
[02:30] Raido
    There could be someone frightening
    who tries to become boss of the class.
[02:34] Raido
    An attention-seeker who's always
    trying to be the center of conversation.
[02:39] Raido
    Someone willing to sabotage others
    to be top of the class...
[02:43] Raido
    A bookworm!
[02:45] Raido
    We have no idea who we might encounter.
[02:48] Raido
    But even so...
[02:49] Raido
    Aharen-san, I promise to protect you!
[02:52] Ishikawa
    Hey, Raido.
[02:55] Ishikawa
    You two are still seatmates?
[02:56] Raido
    Ishikawa.
[02:58] Raido
    Sato-san.
[02:59] Sato
    We're all in the same class again!
[03:00] Raido
    Looks that way. Let's make it a good year.
[03:03] Sato
    Plus, Oshiro-san is in
     our class this year, too!
[03:07] Oshiro
    Th-Thank you for having me.
[03:10] Ishikawa
    But...
[03:12] Ishikawa
    the fact that you won't be appearing
     from windows or the ceiling anymore
[03:15] Ishikawa
    makes things a little boring.
[03:17] Sato
    You might have a point!
[03:21] Raido
    It's great that we're
    all in the same class, huh?
[03:26] Tobaru
    As of today, I shall be your homeroom teacher.
[03:30] Tobaru
    My name is Tobaru.
    It's nice to have you all with me.
[03:36] Tobaru
    My first-ever homeroom class...
[03:38] Tobaru
    I need to stay on my toes.
[03:41] Tobaru
    And my premier, most pressing problem...
[03:45] Tobaru
    is that those two are in my class.
[03:49] Tobaru
    They've bowled me over so many times before.
[03:52] Tobaru
    I must be especially wary with them.
[03:54] Tobaru
    I even hear that they've started dating...
[03:58] Tobaru
    If I glimpse them, their relationship
    in full bloom, too close together...
[04:03] Tobaru
    No, no.
[04:06] Tobaru
    I am more sensitive to the esteem
    of such things than most people.
[04:10] Tobaru
    Getting overwhelmed by my
    imagination paints a grim future.
[04:14] Tobaru
    Be strong! I must grow strong!
[04:17] Tobaru
    Since it's the first day of the school year,
    I'd like to explain our overall schedule.
[04:22] Aharen
    Can I sit next to you for today's class?
[04:26] Aharen
    The person in front of me is so big,
    I can't see the blackboard.
[04:30] Raido
    Let's do the thing again. It's been a while.
[04:36] Raido
    You should be able to see now.
[04:39] Raido
    The athletics festival will be in June.
[04:42] Raido
    My esteem sense is tingling!
[04:48] Raido
    I... must have imagined it.
[04:51] Raido
    The guy in front of you realized
    what was going on and switched seats.
[04:55] Aharen
    Thank you.
[05:06] Raido
    Aharen-san, we need to move
    to a different classroom.
[05:09] Raido
    You'll be late if you don't wake up.
[05:14] Raido
    You leave me no choice.
[05:17] Raido
    I'll carry you, Aharen-san.
[05:23] Raido
    She's always been pretty sleepy...
[05:26] Raido
    But passing out the first day of school?
[05:30] Raido
    Usually, both animals and insects
    come out of their hibernation in spring.
[05:36] Raido
    Maybe with the new season...
[05:39] Raido
    Aharen-san will enter a growth period.
[05:42] Raido
    The lethargic way she moves
    and quiet way she talks...
[05:46] Raido
    She must've been storing up her energy!
[05:50] Raido
    Over the last year, maybe she's been
    in a state similar to hibernation.
[05:58] Raido
    And now, when she's roused
    from her deep slumber...
[06:01] Raido
    it'll be the birth of Ultimate Aharen-san!
[06:05] Sign
    FINAL
[06:05] Sign
    FORM
[06:08] Raido
    If I'm going to be going out with her,
    I need to be reborn, too!
[06:15] Raido
    Aharen-san, you're finally awake.
[06:18] Raido
    I'll have to evolve if—
[06:19] Aharen
    Thanks for carrying me.
[06:23] Raido
    Nah, it was nothing. Don't mention it.
[06:28] Miyahira
    These two are still
    like peas in a pod, aren't they?
[06:34] Tobaru
    That was an esteem warning!
[06:37] Miyahira
    Do you mind if we join you?
[06:39] Raido
    Oh, please. Go ahead.
[06:41] Aharen
    I made sure to get up early today to make
     the meatballs you like, Raido-kun.
[06:48] Raido
    That explains why you're so tired.
[06:50] Raido
    Thank you, Aharen-san. I appreciate it.
[06:54] Aharen
    I made too many, though.
[06:57] Raido
    That's okay. Your meatballs are delicious.
[07:06] Aharen
    If you can't eat them all...
[07:09] Raido
    Nah. Since you went to the trouble
    of making them, I will.
[07:16] Tobaru
    Red alert!
[07:20] Tobaru
    Not good! A thunderbolt of esteem!
[07:27] Miyahira
    Gosh! Let's eat inside so we
    don't have to worry about that.
[07:43] Raido
    These are great,
    but maybe we could slow down...
[07:47] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[07:51] Tobaru
    It's time for our last homeroom of the day.
[07:54] Raido
    Are you cold?
[07:57] Raido
    I guess it is cooler than it was this morning.
[07:59] Tobaru
    Today was trying.
[08:01] Tobaru
    We had a few close calls,
    though nothing happened.
[08:05] Tobaru
    Which tells me the two of them
    know how to show some restraint.
[08:10] Raido
    This should warm you up.
[08:12] Tobaru
    What the—?!
[08:14] Tobaru
    Are they imagining they've been
    stranded in a cabin on a snowy mountain?!
[08:19] Tobaru
    This is just...
[08:22] Tobaru
    Th-That concludes class for today.
[08:25] Tobaru
    H-Have a good day, every—
[08:30] Ishikawa
    Tobaru-sensei?!
[08:31] Tobaru
    Oh, esteemed destiny!
[08:41] Ishikawa
    Morning!
[08:42] Sato
    Good morning, Raido-kun, Aharen-san.
[08:45] Raido
    Good morning.
[08:47] Ishikawa
    Have you heard? We're getting
    a transfer student today.
[08:50] Raido
    Huh. I wonder what they're like.
[08:56] Tobaru
    Okay, everyone, be seated.
[09:00] Tobaru
    All right, come on in.
[09:02] Riku
    'Kay!
[09:10] Riku
    How's everybody doing?
[09:12] Riku
    I'm Tamanaha Riku! Glad to be joining you!
[09:17] Tobaru
    That desk is open, so take a seat there.
[09:20] Riku
    'Kay!
[09:21] Ishikawa
    We don't really have a lot
    of kids like her at our school, huh?
[09:25] Raido
    Nope.
[09:31] Riku
    How's it going? Let's be good neighbors.
[09:40] Raido
    Oh no, Aharen-san!
[09:43] Raido
    This is a little too much of a baptism
    for a transfer student on her first day!
[09:48] Raido
    It's a staredown!
[09:49] Raido
    I guess Aharen-san's style
    is to act a punk when meeting a punk.
[09:54] Aharen
    I'm Aharen Reina.
[09:56] Aharen
    Nice to meet you.
[09:58] Raido
    Just a normal introduction, huh?
[10:05] Riku
    Likewise! Nice to meet you!
[10:07] Riku
    Say, Aharen-san,
[10:09] Riku
    you are just the cutest, y'know?!
[10:15] Riku
    Something about you makes me wanna baby you!
[10:17] Aharen
    I dunno what you mean...
[10:18] Riku
    Oh, come on!
    I bet you get that all the time.
[10:21] Tobaru
    Tamanaha-san.
[10:23] Tobaru
    Please quiet down.
[10:25] Riku
    Okay, Sensei!
[10:27] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[10:29] Raido
    Another day done.
[10:31] Raido
    Okay. Well then, Aharen-san—
[10:34] Riku
    Aha-chan, Aha-chan!
[10:36] Riku
    School's over, so let's go hang out!
[10:38] Aharen
    Okay. Sure.
[10:40] Riku
    Awesome! I'm so glad!
[10:42] Aharen
    Can Raido-kun come—
[10:43] Riku
    Let's get this show on the road!
[10:45] Riku
    I'll carry your bag, okay?
[10:47] Riku
    What should we do?
    Maybe get something to drink?
[10:52] Raido
    Aharen-san... has been kidnapped!
[10:56] Raido
    This is bad!
[10:58] Raido
    It'll be a showdown!
[11:00] Raido
    A punk transfer student,
    hoping to duel the local boss
[11:04] Raido
    and establish the power hierarchy...
[11:07] Raido
    I had better save her!
[11:10] Riku
    That looks so good!
[11:15] Raido
    There they are!
[11:17] Riku
    I've never had one of these before!
[11:19] Riku
    Not gonna snap any pics, Aha-chan?
[11:21] Reina
    My battery's dead.
[11:23] Riku
    Did you get the large?
[11:25] Riku
    That's pretty big!
[11:28] Raido
    As peaceful as this seems,
    there could be a hostile undercurrent.
[11:33] Raido
    It happens all the time in suspense dramas.
[11:37] Riku
    These are great, right?
[11:42] Riku
    You look so cute drinking yours, too!
[11:47] Raido
    Wait, is this...?
[11:53] Raido
    It's one of those scenes out of a Western.
[11:55] Raido
    Whoever throws in the towel first loses!
[11:59] Riku
    That sure was tasty!
[12:00] Riku
    Oh, hey, there's somewhere else I want to go!
[12:03] Raido
    Don't tell me she's dragging Aharen-san
    to where her fellow punks are waiting!
[12:09] Yankee
    This the shrimp that you've got your eye on?
[12:11] Riku
    Yep! Take her down a peg.
[12:19] Riku
    Squee!
[12:22] Riku
    How cute!
[12:25] Raido
    A photo booth, huh?
[12:36] Riku
    Well, it's getting late...
[12:38] Riku
    I say we call it a day.
[12:42] Riku
    Okay, see ya tomorrow!
[12:49] Raido
    Aharen-san.
[12:50] Raido
    Was everything okay?
[12:52] Aharen
    I had fun.
[12:54] Raido
    That's good, then.
[12:56] Aharen
    But...
[12:59] Aharen
    I'm worried...
[13:01] Aharen
    Things might turn out like they did before.
[13:05] Aharen
    I'm kind of scared.
[13:09] Raido
    I bet it'll be fine.
[13:11] Raido
    You're not the same
    person you were, Aharen-san.
[13:14] Sign
    Tamanaha
[13:18] Riku
    I can't believe it! I just can't!
[13:20] Riku
    I was so happy, I was acting weird!
[13:28] Riku
    I hope she was cool with it.
[13:32] Riku
    And I hope we can...
[13:35] Riku
    be friends like we used to, Aha-chan.
[13:45] Aharen
    Good morning.
[13:48] Riku
    Morning. Th-Thanks for yesterday.
[14:10] Raido
    Aharen-san?
[14:13] Raido
    What's up? You're spacing out.
[14:17] Raido
    Is it about Tamanaha-san?
[14:22] Raido
    Come to think of it, she's been quiet
    compared to yesterday.
[14:26] Raido
    Did something happen yesterday?
[14:31] Aharen
    I remembered...
[14:33] Aharen
    when a friend ditched me before,
    and I started to get nervous.
[14:41] Aharen
    I might've come off a little aloof.
[14:45] Raido
    Did you mind hanging out with her yesterday?
[14:48] Aharen
    Nuh-uh.
[14:50] Raido
    I never mind when you get up close
    and personal with me, Aharen-san.
[14:59] Raido
    Anyone can get the wrong idea sometimes.
[15:02] Raido
    If you talk to her, I'm sure she'll understand.
[15:07] Aharen
    Okay.
[15:12] Riku
    See you tomorrow, okay, Aharen-san?
[15:18] Riku
    Whoa, whoa! A-Aharen-san?
[15:22] Aharen
    You took me all over yesterday.
[15:26] Aharen
    So it's my turn today.
[15:30] Aharen
    Is that okay?
[15:32] Riku
    S-Sure!
[15:34] Riku
    Th-Thanks.
[15:36] Riku
    I-I'm over the moon!
[15:38] Riku
    But keep it together, girl!
    I've gotta calm down!
[15:43] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[15:51] Aharen
    You okay?
[15:53] Riku
    Yeah, sure am!
[15:56] Aharen
    I had a lot of fun going places
    with you yesterday.
[16:03] Aharen
    But there was once, this friend of mine...
[16:08] Aharen
    I got too close with her too suddenly...
[16:12] Aharen
    And she left me.
[16:15] Aharen
    I've been scared to make friends ever since.
[16:19] Aharen
    If I did anything to upset you
    yesterday, I'm sorry.
[16:26] Riku
    I-I should be the one apologizing.
[16:33] Riku
    The truth is, I...
    When we were in elementary school,
[16:37] Riku
    we were in the same class,
    and I sat next to you...
[16:41] Sign
    Hakukaren
    Elementary
[16:43] (Flashback) Teacher
    This is our new student, Tamanaha-san.
[16:45] (Flashback) Riku
    Nice to meet you.
[16:47] (Flashback) Aharen
    Nice to meet you, too.
[16:51] Riku
    She doesn't seem too friendly.
[16:54] Riku
    But I'm bad at making friends anyway...
[16:58] (Flashback) Riku
    Huh? Huh?!
[17:00] Riku
    I forgot my notebook! What do I do?!
[17:06] (Flashback) Aharen
    We can read it together
    if you forgot, Tama-chan.
[17:11] (Flashback) Riku
    Thank you so much!
[17:12] (Flashback) Riku
    Um, your name's Aharen-san, so...
[17:16] (Flashback) Riku
    Can I call you Aha-chan?
[17:20] Riku
    This is great! A friend! I've got a friend!
[17:24] Riku
    I was so happy that you were nice to me...
[17:27] Riku
    Aha-chan! Let's eat lunch together!
[17:29] (Flashback) Riku
    Let's walk home together!
[17:31] (Flashback) Riku
    Let's play together!
[17:33] (Flashback) Riku
    We can do this!
[17:35] (Flashback) Riku
    We can do that!
[17:37] (Flashback) Riku
    Let's go over there!
[17:39] (Flashback) Riku
    And eat these!
[17:40] (Flashback) Riku
    Aha-chan!
[17:42] (Flashback) Riku
    Aha...
[17:45] Riku
    I wore you out dragging you all over
    the place like that...
[17:49] (Flashback) Riku
    S-Sorry!
[17:52] Riku
    I thought you were upset with me.
[17:54] Riku
    I was so scared... so I started avoiding you.
[17:58] Riku
    And the thought of becoming friends again...
    made me wanna act like a stranger.
[18:04] Riku
    I had no idea it bothered you so much.
[18:07] Riku
    Aharen-san, I'm sorry!
[18:09] Aharen
    It's okay.
[18:11] Aharen
    I had fun yesterday, and back then, too.
[18:15] Riku
    You did? You mean... you remember me?
[18:19] Aharen
    I'm glad it was just a misunderstanding.
[18:21] Aharen
    Thank you, Tama-chan.
[18:25] Riku
    I had fun too, Aha-chan!
[18:30] Riku
    I'm sorry I pretended I didn't know you!
[18:32] Aharen
    It's okay.
[18:39] Riku
    Yesterday was so much fun!
[18:42] Riku
    Maybe I'll ask her out again today.
[18:44] Riku
    U-Um, Tamanaha-san?
[18:48] Riku
    It's good to see you again.
    How have you been?
[18:54] Riku
    Y-Yeah! I'm... super great.
[18:59] Riku
    Who is she again?
[19:02] Oshiro
    Since it's been so long, why don't we
    get something to drink and catch up?
[19:06] Riku
    Oh, uh, sure, awesome.
[19:10] Riku
    I change schools so often, maybe I forgot...
[19:14] Riku
    But she seems to recognize me.
[19:18] Riku
    Who're you?
[19:20] Riku
    That'd be way too rude!
[19:23] Riku
    Maybe it's that girl? Or that one...
[19:26] Riku
    I've gotta talk to her without
    letting on and try to remember!
[19:37] Riku
    Sweet! Now I'll get to see her name.
[19:39] Sign
    Welcome
[19:39] Sign
    Guests will be served in order of arrival, so please write down your name
[19:39] Sign
    Name
[19:39] Sign
    Party Size
[19:39] Sign
    Tanaka
[19:39] Sign
    Yamamoto
[19:39] Sign
    Takeshi
[19:42] Riku
    "Takeshi"?
[19:44] Oshiro
    Oh, sorry, that's habit.
[19:46] Oshiro
    Using my real name...
    just makes me so anxious.
[19:48] Riku
    Oh, everybody does that!
[19:50] Riku
    What are you, a ninja?
    One of those modern-day ninjas?!
[19:54] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[19:55] Riku
    I-I'd like something from the drink bar.
[19:58] Oshiro
    I'll have some ramen.
[19:59] Server
    Sure thing.
[20:02] Riku
    If only I knew her name...
[20:05] Oshiro
    So, I was wondering...
[20:08] Oshiro
    Is something bothering you, Tamanaha-san?
[20:12] Riku
    Is she onto me?!
[20:16] Riku
    She's pissed!
[20:19] Oshiro
    Don't move, okay, Tamanaha-san?
[20:28] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[20:30] Oshiro
    That was a close one!
[20:32] Oshiro
    Sorry, you were about to say something...
[20:37] Oshiro
    I-I'm sorry! Did I scare you?
[20:40] Riku
    It's not that!
[20:41] Riku
    I... can't remember your name!
[20:45] Riku
    I'm sorry!
[20:47] Oshiro
    Oh, that's what it was.
[20:49] Oshiro
    I'm Oshiro. Oshiro Mitsuki.
[20:53] Oshiro
    We were in the same class in sixth grade.
    Along with Reina-chan.
[20:58] Riku
    Oshiro-san, I'm so sorry!
[21:01] Oshiro
    It's okay! We haven't met
    since elementary school.
[21:05] Oshiro
    Don't cry.
[21:06] Riku
    I still don't remember her,
    even with the name!
[21:09] Riku
    I'm sorry, Oshiro-san!
[21:12] Riku
    Wait, now I remember!
[21:14] Riku
    I really am the worst...
[21:17] Riku
    This is just too, too much!
[21:23] Raido
    I'm glad you cleared things up
    with Tamanaha-san.
[21:27] Aharen
    Yeah.
[21:28] Sato
    Aharen-san! Raido-kun!
[21:30] Ishikawa
    It's nice to all eat together for a change!
[21:33] Riku
    A-Are you sure about letting me join you?
[21:36] Oshiro
    Sure. Food tastes better with company.
[21:39] Oshiro
    Right, Reina-chan?
[21:47] Riku
    Who the heck are you?!
[21:48] Riku
    Some classmate?!
[21:50] Riku
    Aha-chan's been my friend since
    grade school, I'll have you know!
[21:54] Raido
    Well, she and I are going out.
[22:01] Riku
    You're going out?
[22:05] Riku
    H-He's her boyfriend?
[22:07] Riku
    My name is Raido—
[22:08] Riku
    I'm so sorry!
[22:10] Raido
    Whoa, hold—
[22:11] Oshiro
    T-Tamanaha-san?
[22:12] Sato
    What got into her?
[22:14] Riku
    Not only did I assume her boyfriend
    was just another classmate,
[22:17] Riku
    but I bragged about how close we are!
    How rude can I get?!
[22:21] Riku
    I'm embarrassed to death!
[23:56] Sign
    Next Time
[23:56] Sign
    Kinda Grainy, Huh?

Season 2

2 - Kinda Grainy, Huh?

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[00:13] Comedian
    Okay, I got a joke for you folks
    as hot as a grill!
[00:15] Sign
    Hamburger
[00:17] Comedian
    You start with 100 grams...
[00:19] Sign
    Chips
[00:19] Sign
    Salted
[00:19] Comedian
    Just so you know,
    I went to see the cherry blossoms
[00:23] Comedian
    with Mr. Beef, Mr. Pork, and Mr. Poultry.
[00:24] Game
    Grainy Crossing
[00:24] Game
    S W E E T H O R I Z O N
[00:24] Comedian
    And man, let me tell you,
    I got totally hammered!
[00:28] Raido
    Grainy Crossing?
[00:30] Raido
    Have we always had this?
[00:32] Sister
    Nii-chan, if you're interested
    in that one, you can play it.
[00:36] Raido
    What? Are you sure?
     You're not going to?
[00:39] Sister
    Yeah. I have to study for exams anyway,
    so I won't get to it anytime soon.
[00:43] Raido
    I see. Okay, then I'll give it a go.
[00:48] Sign
    Grainy Crossing
[00:48] Sign
    S W E E T H O R I Z O N
[00:48] Comedian
    Just like on the grill! Well done!
[02:23] Game
    Grainy Crossing: Sweet Horizon!*
[02:23] Game*
    Gr
[02:24] Game
    Grainy
[02:24] Game
    Grainy Cross
[02:24] Game
    Grainy Crossing
[02:25] Game
    S W E E T H O R I Z O N
[02:29] Bunny
    Welcome to Grainy Crossing*!
[02:31] Bunny
    Here you can create your own town*
    full of lots of animals!
[02:37] Raido
    I see.
[02:37] Sign
    Episode Two Kinda Grainy, Huh?
[02:38] Raido
    So you gather materials to make houses
    and such in order to build a town.
[02:43] Raido
    Sounds like fun.
[02:44] Sign
    Confirm
[02:44] Raido
    Character creation, huh?
[02:47] Raido
    There's all kinds of hairstyles and faces...
[02:50] Raido
    All right, let's try to make him look like me.
[02:53] Sign
    Does everything look okay?
[02:53] Sign
    Okay
[02:53] Sign
    Retake
[02:55] Raido
    The spitting image.
[02:57] Raido
    The important thing with games like this
    is to totally immerse yourself in the world...
[03:03] Raido
    Good! Full dive complete.
[03:06] Raido
    Now, into the woods!
[03:10] Raido
    So this is Grainy Crossing...
[03:13] Raido
    Is this where I sleep?
[03:17] Raido
    That's one heck of a house.
[03:19] Raido
    I hope I get to live
    somewhere like that one day.
[03:22] Tom
    That's my house!
[03:24] Tom
    Nice to meet you. I live in this here forest.
[03:28] Tom
    You can call me Tom Grainook.
[03:30] Raido
    I'm Raido. It's a pleasure.
[03:33] Tom Grainook
    You're gonna need 30 million pells
     to build a house.
[03:36] Raido
    Is that so?
[03:38] Raido
    Well, how do I go about earning money?
[03:41] Tom
    I can show you how to do just that!
[03:44] Tom
    First, I need you to gather
    some branches for me.
[03:49] Tom
    Next, fruit.
[03:56] Tom
    I'll also need some veggies.
[04:00] Tom
    Wow, that's a ton! You did a great job!
[04:04] Raido
    Thanks.
[04:05] Tom
    I really appreciate it!
    This is just what I needed!
[04:09] Tom
    These cabbages look so good.
    Just check out that sheen!
[04:13] Tom
    I'll buy them off you for 100 pells apiece.
[04:15] Sign
    Pells
[04:16] Raido
    That's what their worth, huh?
[04:17] Tom
    I'd love to pay you more,
    but in this economy...
[04:23] Raido
    There's a whole economy?
[04:29] Tom
    Look at this haul you brought me!
[04:31] Tom
    Including the table,
    5,000 pells ought to cover it!
[04:31] Sign
    Pells
[04:35] Raido
    Earning a living's that rough, huh?
[04:42] Raido
    This is quite the cabbage field I've got.
[04:46] Tom
    Now, step right up and have a look!
[04:49] Sign on left
    Produce from the heart
[04:49] Banner sign
    Tom Grainook Products
[04:49] Sign on right
    Raised by Tom Grainook, this miraculous
     produce contains no agriculture chemicals.
    Eat them if you want to be gorgeous!
[04:49] Tom
    We've got a new product for sale!
    All organic produce, raised by yours truly!
[04:55] Raido
    Didn't I grow those?
[04:57] Tom
    Try 'em if you're looking
     to be a hit with the ladies,
[04:57] Sign on right
    Raised by Tom Grainook, this miraculous
     produce contains no agriculture chemicals.
    Eat them if you want to be gorgeous!
[05:00] Tom
    'cause they'll make you irresistible!
[05:01] Tom
    All for the great price of 2,000 pells a pop!
[05:04] Males
    I need some!
[05:06] Males
    Right here!
[05:07] Males
    Me first!
[05:08] Raido
    Talk about a massive ripoff.
[05:10] Sign
    S
    O
    L
    D
    
    O
    U
    T
[05:14] Raido
    Grainook-san.
[05:15] Raido
    I brought more cabbage.
[05:17] Tom
    Good job. I'll take 'em for 100 pells apiece.
[05:21] Raido
    Weren't you just selling them
    for 2,000 apiece?
[05:28] Tom
    Listen, just because we're so close,
[05:32] Tom
    I'll throw in a little extra just for you!
[05:34] Sign
    Pells
[05:36] Raido
    Hey, I've got 30 million pells.
[05:40] Raido
    Finally, the cozy home of my dreams!
[05:43] Raido
    This feeling of accomplishment...
    is just the best, isn't it?
[05:54] Raido
    And that's how it went.
[05:55] Aharen
    Grainy Crossing really is fun.
[05:58] Raido
    You've played it before, Aharen-san?
[06:00] Aharen
    Yeah. You should come to my town next time.
[06:03] Raido
    Sure. Once I've got my
    own town how I like it.
[06:08] Raido
    To get the most out of living in town...
[06:13] Sign
    Buy turnips now!
[06:14] Raido
    I continued to work diligently.
[06:17] Raido
    And eventually...
[06:18] Sign
    Raido-cho Ichiban-doori
[06:19] Raido
    I had it all.
[06:22] Raido/Tom
    Cheers!
[06:24] Tom
    Man, I appreciate you throwing
    this fancy birthday party
[06:29] Tom
    all for little old me!
[06:30] Raido
    You've done so much for me.
[06:34] Raido
    I wanted to pay you back somehow.
[06:36] Tom
    Raido-aniki...
[06:38] Suit
    Raido-san.
[06:41] Suit
    The girls are here.
[06:42] Raido
    Right.
[06:43] Hippomi
    I'm Hippomi.
[06:45] Nooko
    I'm Nooko!
[06:46] Girls
    Thanks for having us!
[06:52] Nooko
    Excuse me...
[06:54] Hippomi
    Pardon me.
[06:55] Nooko
    What's your name?
[06:57] Tom
    I-It's Tom Grainook!
[07:00] Tom
    Y-You can just call me Tom-tan, though!
[07:02] Nooko
    It's your birthday today, right, Tom-tan-san?
[07:05] Nooko
    How old are you turning?
[07:07] Tom
    F-Fort—
[07:09] Tom
    I'm 25!
[07:10] Nooko
    Oh, wow, so am I! What a coincidence!
[07:15] Tom
    Th-That's right! Total coincidence, right?!
[07:18] Nooko
    Well, let's have some cake to celebrate.
[07:21] Nooko
    Say, "Ah"!
[07:25] Tom
    Ah...
[07:28] Tom
    So good!
[07:30] Tom
    I don't know if I've ever had a cake
    that tasted as good!
[07:35] Nooko
    You've got some whipped cream on your face...
[07:38] Nooko
    Ah!
[07:40] Tom
    Squee!
[07:42] Tom
    Wait for me, Nooko!
[08:01] Tom
    I-I promise I'll make you happy!
[08:07] Raido
    Look how far we've come.
[08:10] Tom
    I'm so glad I decided
    to follow you, Raido-aniki.
[08:13] Raido
    I appreciate everything, Tom Grainook.
[08:15] Tom
    Right back at you!
[08:17] Tom
    This might be the happiest I've ever been!
[08:22] Raido
    You're overreacting.
[08:25] Tom
    Aniki!
[08:28] Fox
    Damn it!
[08:29] Raido
    Grainook!
[08:31] Raido
    Say something!
[08:33] Tom
    A-Aniki...
[08:36] Tom
    I wish... Nooko and I could've...
[08:43] Raido
    Tom Grainook!
[08:53] Raido
    I can't help but wonder...
[08:56] Raido
    What was it all for?
[09:05] Raido
    I'll be joining you someday.
    This is only a temporary parting.
[09:11] Raido
    Until then, Tom Grainook.
[09:21] Raido
    Oh, I should visit Aharen-san's town next.
[09:31] Raido
    What in the world...?
[09:34] Raido
    It's hard to believe this is the same game.
[09:37] Raido
    My own selfish pursuits just can't
    compare to this level of prosperity.
[09:44] Raido
    Isn't this too cool?
[09:46] Raido
    It's such an accurate recreation of reality...
[09:49] Raido
    No! It's even more sophisticated!
[09:54] Sign
    Safety First
[09:54] Raido
    This level of detail,
    the overwhelming load of information...
[10:00] Raido
    Could her ultimate goal be...
[10:04] Raido
    a full recreation of Earth?!
[10:07] Raido
    Maybe Aharen-san's grown tired of reality
    and decided to move into a virtual world.
[10:15] Raido
    I know what I said about immersion, but...
[10:18] Raido
    This level of complexity,
    and in so much detail...
[10:22] Raido
    It could break the world. No.
[10:25] Raido
    It could break the universe itself!
[10:29] Blue sign/Red sign
    Reality
[10:29] Blue sign/Red sign
    Virtual Reality
[10:29] Raido
    We're at risk...
[10:32] Red sign/Blue sign
    Reality
[10:32] Red sign/Blue sign
    Virtual Reality
[10:33] Raido
    of the real and the virtual swapping places!
[10:35] Raido
    There's a theory that if a virtual space
[10:37] Raido
    contains more info than the real world,
[10:39] Raido
    then, at that point, it takes precedence
    and becomes reality!
[10:44] Raido
    Supposedly the likelihood of that
    is pretty low with modern technology.
[10:48] Raido
    But there's one possibility
    that could make it happen...
[10:52] Raido
    A quantum computer.
[10:54] Raido
    With a quantum computer's specs,
[10:57] Raido
    someone could create a virtual world
    that's more real than reality.
[11:02] Raido
    And to create a space like this
    with a level of detail so close to reality...
[11:06] Raido
    The risk of the real and the
    virtual inverting is serious!
[11:10] Raido
    Aharen-san, you can't take this any further!
[11:13] Raido
    If your virtual world outpaces reality,
    there's no coming back!
[11:26] Raido
    Aharen-san... I knew it!
[11:29] Raido
    She's uploaded her entire
    being to the other side
[11:32] Raido
    and become a inorganic lifeform.
[11:35] Raido
    There's no sense in getting sad.
[11:38] Raido
    She chose this. I need to accept it.
[11:42] Raido
    Just wait for me.
    I'll be joining you soon!
[11:49] Aharen
    Good morning.
[11:51] Raido
    Oh, good morning.
[11:52] Aharen
    I overslept a bit.
[11:54] Raido
    I see.
[11:56] Raido
    Your town in the game was pretty amazing.
[12:00] Aharen
    Ren is really into it.
[12:04] Aharen
    And since we all share the same file...
[12:06] Raido
    Oh, Ren-kun built it up like that?
[12:10] Raido
    Does he... still exist in reality?
[12:15] Raido
    Actually, never mind.
[12:23] Raido
    Good morning, Mom.
[12:24] Raido Mom
    Oh, good morning.
[12:26] Raido
    I'm thirsty...
[12:29] Raido
    Some milk?
[12:34] Raido
    That's...
[12:38] Raido
    ...not milk!
[12:39] Raido Mom
    Oh? Did you drink some of
    the amazake I poured myself?
[12:44] Sign
    Rice Amazake
[12:44] Sign
    Rice Amazake
[12:44] Sign
    Our number one product
    Made from rice
[12:44] Sign
    Good warm or cold
    Mellow aroma, rich taste
[12:44] Raido
    I-It was sake?!
[12:46] Raido
    The Japanese Liquor Tax Act​ states
[12:49] Raido
    that anything containing more than 1%
    alcohol is classified as liquor.
[12:54] Raido
    And alcohol is metabolized in
    the stomach and small intestine
[12:58] Raido
    before entering the bloodstream.
[13:00] Raido
    I... am drunk!
[13:03] Raido
    When blood alcohol content
    exceeds 50 milligrams per deciliter,
[13:08] Raido
    it can result in an inflated ego
    and overfriendliness,
[13:11] Raido
    among other assorted behavioral changes
    rooted in a state of inebriation!
[13:15] Raido
    Now that I think about it, maybe
    my ego is feeling a little inflated...
[13:20] Raido
    I-I'm heading to school...
[13:22] Raido Mom
    Okay. Be safe out there.
[13:32] Aharen
    Good morning, Raido—
[13:33] Raido
    Sup, Reina?
[13:35] Raido
    You're running early.
[13:36] Raido
    Come on, let's get a move on.
[13:39] Raido
    Or else I'll leave you behind.
[13:43] Aharen
    R-Raido-kun?
[13:45] Raido
    Huh? What're you on about?
[13:47] Raido
    Take a good look. Who else would I be?
[13:51] Raido
    See? It's me, Raido.
[13:55] Raido
    Now let's get moving.
[13:59] Raido
    The hell, Reina?
[14:01] Raido
    You make that bag look so heavy.
[14:04] Raido
    Fine, all right already.
[14:06] Raido
    I'll carry you both.
[14:11] Raido
    Hey, knock it off with the squirming.
    You wanna fall?
[14:15] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[14:16] Tobaru
    Let's begin class.
[14:18] Tobaru
    Please open to page 42 of your textbook.
[14:21] Raido
    What now, Reina?
    Forget your book or something?
[14:24] Raido
    Fine, all right already.
[14:27] Raido
    You can look at mine.
[14:31] Raido
    Come on. Get in closer.
[14:34] Raido
    You won't be able to read it from over there.
[14:37] Tobaru
    Raido-san normally lets
    Aharen-san take the lead...
[14:40] Tobaru
    But he's being so aggressive today!
    And she looks so fidgety!
[14:44] Tobaru
    A veritable esteemed wild boy!
[14:47] Riku
    Sensei?!
[14:51] Sign
    Chemistry II
[14:51] Riku
    Gotta change rooms for chem!
[14:54] Riku
    Aha-chan!
[14:55] Raido
    Yo, Reina.
    Let's walk to our next class together.
[15:02] Riku
    Talk about scary.
    No way am I speaking to him.
[15:04] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[15:11] Oshiro
    Something about Raido-kun is more
    intense and scary than usual today.
[15:16] Oshiro
    I hope Reina-chan's okay!
[15:19] Raido
    Hey. Oshiro, you...
[15:23] Oshiro
    H-He found me!
[15:28] Raido
    You've got burdock root in your hair.
[15:33] Raido
    You're Reina's friend, aren't you?
    Get it together.
[15:37] Oshiro
    Th-Thank you...?
[15:40] Raido
    Here. You can borrow my notes.
[15:43] Raido
    Come on, open up.
[15:45] Raido
    You're cold, right? You can have mine.
[15:48] Raido
    Watch out!
[15:49] Raido
    I can't let you carry all this
    on your own, Sensei.
[15:53] Gang
    U-Um...
[15:53] Raido
    What do you guys want?
[15:56] Ishikawa
    Th-Thanks for earlier.
[15:58] Sato
    You were a real lifesaver.
[16:00] Raido
    No need to thank me.
[16:02] Riku
    I still think the boyfriend
    seems kinda wild today.
[16:06] Riku
    Scary! Better keep my distance...
[16:09] Ren
    The pudding they served
    at lunch today was really good!
[16:12] Eru
    I'm glad to hear it.
[16:14] Raido
    Ren. Eru.
[16:16] Raido
    Fancy running into you two.
[16:18] Ren
    Raido-niinii!
[16:21] Eru
    Something seems different
    about Raido-san today...
[16:24] Eru
    He's giving off a vibe that
    makes him hard to approach.
[16:27] Ren
    Let's play, Niinii!
[16:29] Eru
    Ren!
[16:32] Raido
    Sounds good. You got anything in mind?
[16:34] Ren
    I wanna play tag!
[16:36] Raido
    All right, then tag it is.
[16:39] Ren
    Yeah, let's do it!
[16:40] Raido
    Hey, Eru.
[16:41] Eru
    Y-Yes?!
[16:42] Raido
    Thanks for always looking out for Reina.
[16:47] Eru
    I-I don't see why you'd
     be thanking me for that!
[16:50] Eru
    Ren, we're going home!
[16:54] Raido
    Gotta ask, Reina...
[16:58] Raido
    You're looking kinda red today, ain'tcha?
[17:02] Raido
    You sure you don't have a fever?
[17:06] Raido
    Doesn't seem like it.
[17:11] Raido
    Damn, your nose is bleeding now.
[17:13] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[17:14] Raido
    You gonna be all right?
[17:16] Raido
    Clean up with this.
[17:17] Raido
    A lot of the time, when your nose bleeds,
    it's because Kiesselbach's plexus,
[17:21] Raido
    where the biggest bunch
    of blood vessels are, is damaged.
[17:25] Raido
    The best thing to do is sit down, lean
    forward, and hold your nose until it stops.
[17:30] Aharen
    I-I'm fine...
[17:33] Aharen
    My house is right there, so I'm gonna go.
[17:36] Raido
    A-All right. Sure.
[17:42] Raido
    I'm back now.
[17:44] Sister
    Welcome home, Nii-ch—
[17:47] Sister
    You seem different from usual.
[17:50] Raido
    What?
[17:51] Sister
    O-Oh, it's nothing.
[17:56] Raido
    I'm kinda starvin' here.
[18:00] Sister
    Hey, that's mine!
[18:03] Raido
    What? Were you gonna eat it?
[18:06] Sister
    H-Hey, don't just—
[18:08] Raido
    Here.
[18:10] Sister
    Y'know what?! Never mind!
[18:12] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[18:12] Sister
    I-I'm thirsty...
[18:15] Sister
    Huh? All we've got is amazake?
[18:18] Sister
    I guess it's fine.
[18:24] Raido
    Whoa, that's booze!
[18:25] Sister
    What? It's just amazake.
    There's no alcohol in it.
[18:31] Raido
    Oh, there isn't, is there?
[18:34] Sister
    Yeah, that's what I said.
[18:35] Raido
    I see.
[18:39] Classmate B
    Raido-chan, please!
    Could you cover my cleaning duties?
[18:43] Sister
    What, again?
[18:45] Classmate B
    I'll take you out for ice cream! My treat!
[18:47] Sister
    You'd better.
[18:48] Classmate B
    Thank you so much!
[18:53] Sister
    She'd better shell out for Häaken-Datz.
[18:59] Eru
    Let's do a good job cleaning up together.
[19:02] Sister
    Sure thing.
[19:04] Sister
    I don't know what it is...
[19:06] Sister
    But I feel like I've seen her before.
[19:12] Sister
    Wait, she looks just like that girl
    who was with my brother!
[19:15] Sister
    Could she be...
[19:16] Sister
    a doppelganger?!
[19:18] Sister
    Like, when you see yours, you die?
[19:20] Sister
    Nah. That's pretty unlikely. And stupid.
[19:26] Classmate A
    Hey, Raido-san! When you finish up
    over there, could you take care of this?
[19:29] Sister
    Okay!
[19:31] Eru
    You...
[19:32] Eru
    Your name is Raido?
[19:36] Sister
    Wh-What is this? Why'd she grab my arm?
[19:38] Sister
    Talk about aggressive! Don't tell me...
[19:40] Sister
    Is she trying to rope me
    into a pyramid scheme?!
[19:42] Sign
    One Heck
    of a Water Purifier
[19:42] Sign
    Incredibly Effective
    Health Food
[19:42] Sign
    Amazing Water
[19:42] Sign
    E-Z Conversational English 1-3
[19:43] Sister
    And by grabbing my arm,
    she's showing me I can't get away
[19:48] Sister
    because she's already got
    my personal information?!
[19:52] Sister
    I don't even have any money!
[19:55] Eru
    Do you have an older brother
    who's a second-year in high school?
[20:00] Sister
    Huh? Y-Yeah, I do.
[20:02] Eru
    I knew it.
[20:04] Eru
    Your brother is a huge help
     to my sister, Reina.
[20:08] Eru
    My name is Aharen Eru.
[20:10] Sister
    Oh, you must be her younger sister!
[20:13] Sister
    Of that cute girl I saw
     with my brother, I mean.
[20:15] Eru
    Cute?
[20:17] Eru
    Did you just say Reina was cute?
[20:21] Sister
    Er, I'm sorry!
[20:22] Eru
    Reina...
[20:24] Eru
    Reina really is cute!
    You totally get it, right?!
[20:28] Sister
    Well, I've never gotten
    a good look at her, but...
[20:30] Eru
    She really cares for her siblings, too!
[20:33] Eru
    She's so calm! And an amazing cook!
[20:36] Eru
    And she always tries her best!
[20:39] Eru
    I'm sorry. I got a bit worked up.
[20:42] Sister
    Nah, it's okay.
[20:44] Sister
    You must really love your sister, huh?
[20:46] Eru
    N-Not particularly...
[20:49] Eru
    But your brother seems pretty nice, too.
[20:53] Sister
    What? How?
[20:54] Eru
    Is... he not?
[20:56] Sister
    My big brother is...
[20:59] Sister
    utterly incomprehensible!
[21:00] Sister
    He's always buying weird stuff!
    And he eats my pudding!
[21:03] Sister
    Sometimes he does stuff that defies belief!
[21:06] Sister
    But...
[21:08] Sister
    Every now and then,
    he's pretty considerate, I guess...
[21:12] Sister
    Only occasionally, though!
[21:15] Eru
    I see.
[21:16] Sister
    How do you know him, anyway?
[21:19] Eru
    Well, Reina talks about him all the time.
[21:22] Eru
    I've spoken to him myself before as well.
[21:26] Eru
    I envy you for having
    such a kind older brother.
[21:29] Sister
    I dunno about that.
[21:31] Sister
    But I'm curious... How do you think
    they feel about each other?
[21:38] Eru
    Wouldn't it be better
     to ask your brother directly?
[21:42] Sister
    We don't really talk that much.
    Not that we don't get along or anything.
[21:47] Eru
    Then why not start now?
    You're siblings, after all.
[21:53] Sister
    I dunno...
[21:56] Sister
    But, hey, you're right.
    I'll try talking to him when I get home.
[22:03] Raido
    I'm home.
[22:05] Sister
    Welcome back.
[22:06] Sister
    Hey, Nii-chan...
[22:08] Sister
    What's Aharen-san like?
[22:11] Raido
    What's got you curious?
[22:13] Sister
    I was just wondering.
[22:15] Raido
    I see.
[22:16] Sister
    Wait, what?
[22:17] Raido
    I'm just happy that my sister
    was showing an interest in my life.
[22:21] Sister
    Ew!
[22:22] Sister
    Y'know what? Never mind.
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Season 2

3 - The Athletics Festival, Huh?

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[00:17] Raido
    The athletics festival is coming up, huh?
[00:25] Raido
    Would you like some help?
[00:27] Old man
    Oh, you're a lifesaver.
[00:36] Aharen
    That was so cool, Raido-kun.
[00:38] Raido
    Nah, it was no big deal.
[02:21] Sign
    Episode Three The Athletics Festival, Huh?
[02:27] Aharen
    Raido-kun...
[02:31] BG Girls (AD libbed)
    No, I didn't do mine.
[02:33] BG Girls (AD libbed)
    It's so impossible.
[02:33] Raido
    Um, Aharen-san? I'd kinda prefer
    you walking next to me like usual.
[02:39] Raido
    Oh, I get it...
[02:40] Raido
    Aharen-san suddenly started
    clinging to my back.
[02:44] Raido
    I know exactly what this must mean.
[02:47] Raido
    It's my bod!
[02:49] Raido
    By helping someone,
    I've grown as a human being.
[02:52] Raido
    She must want to feel the physical embodiment
[02:54] Raido
    of how big I've figuratively
    gotten for herself.
[02:56] Raido
    It's an expression of her feelings.
[02:59] Raido
    And I can't disappoint her.
[03:01] Raido
    I need to upgrade helping people
    from a posterior priority
[03:04] Raido
    so that I can see those rosy cheeks
    without butting heads with anyone...
[03:08] Raido
    and show off how broad these shoulders are!
[03:16] Students
    Okay... Careful on that end.
[03:16] Students
    Whoa there...
[03:18] Raido
    Allow me to help!
[03:22] Students
    Okay...
[03:23] Students
    Easy does it...
[03:28] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[03:29] Sign
    100-Person Leapfrog Attempt
[03:29] Student
    We need more people over here!
[03:32] Sign
    100-Person Leapfrog Attempt
[03:34] Raido
    You can jump right over me!
[03:45] Sign
    Competitors
    needed!
[03:45] Sign
    Standing
     Splits
     Challenge
[03:47] Sign
    Welcome!
[03:47] Sign
    The Yoga Club
[03:50] Sign
    "Look Through Your Legs"
     Challenge
[03:52] Sign
    Sumo Club Leg Raising Ceremony Demo
[03:54] Sign
    Butt Battle Contest
    Challenger
[04:03] Raido
    No one else on the roof today, huh?
[04:08] Aharen
    No one else is around...
[04:16] Raido
    Aharen-san?
[04:21] Raido
    Aharen-san has suddenly started going for
    my butt like she's going to pants me!
[04:26] Raido
    This could only mean...
[04:27] Raido
    a spanking!
[04:29] Raido
    Doing too much for others
    can become a form of self-harm.
[04:32] Raido
    Aharen-san is trying to warn me
    against that sort of thing!
[04:36] Raido
    She's assuming the spanking position!
[04:39] Raido
    The only way out of this is...
[04:41] Raido
    No. I shouldn't.
[04:43] Raido
    It's possible that, given my tunnel vision,
[04:45] Raido
    Aharen-san has been cleaning up
    behind me without me noticing.
[04:49] Raido
    I should accept my punishment!
[05:08] Raido
    Thank you, Aharen-san.
[05:10] Raido
    I'm sorry for being such a butthead
    and not realizing
[05:13] Raido
    how I was making you feel,
    like some kind of bum.
[05:16] Raido
    No more making an ass out of myself.
    I'm going to take better care of myself
[05:20] Raido
    and make sure to take better care of you too.
[05:25] Aharen
    Thank you. Just be careful.
[05:32] Raido
    Wh-What's wrong, Aharen-san?
[06:03] Riku
    I couldn't pass him...
[06:05] Raido
    Looks like our anchor
     for the inter-class relay
[06:07] Raido
    is going to be you, Ishikawa.
[06:11] Raido
    You were pretty fast too, Tamanaha-san.
[06:13] Riku
    Thanks.
[06:14] Riku
    I practiced pretty hard, after all!
[06:17] Riku
    They say that the fastest runners
    become the most popular!
[06:24] Raido
    Aharen-san is shaking?
[06:26] Raido
    Could it be... with rage?!
[06:29] Raido
    Is she trembling with self-loathing
    after losing the anchor position?
[06:35] Raido
    Was Aharen-san really
    that confident in her speed?
[06:39] Aharen
    I'm no good at relay races.
[06:43] Aharen
    Because I'm slow...
[06:45] Aharen
    And I'm scared of dragging everyone else down.
[06:50] Raido
    That's okay. Even if someone's slow,
    no one else is worried about it.
[06:55] Ishikawa
    He's right, Aharen-san.
[06:58] Ishikawa
    You've got me, Oshiro-san,
    and even Tamanaha-san.
[07:01] Ishikawa
    There's nothing to worry about.
[07:02] Oshiro
    We'll be just fine. You can leave it to us.
[07:05] Riku
    Aha-chan, with me on the team,
    we're bound to take first place!
[07:13] Aharen
    Everyone said it'd be okay,
[07:16] Aharen
    but I still want to get as fast as I can,
    so could you coach me?
[07:19] Raido
    Sure, of course.
[07:21] Raido
    That said, we don't have a lot of time,
[07:23] Raido
    so let's start by learning
    how to pass the baton.
[07:26] Raido
    Broadly speaking, there's the
    overhand and underhand approach.
[07:28] Sign
    Underhand Pass
[07:28] Sign
    Overhand Pass
[07:31] Raido
    It takes a bit more practice,
[07:33] Raido
    but I say go underhand
    because it's easier to take off
[07:35] Raido
    and harder to drop the baton.
[07:38] Raido
    So I've asked the classmates
    you'll be receiving the baton from
[07:41] Raido
    and you'll be passing the baton to
    to join us today.
[07:45] Raido
    Next, there's the matter
     of your running speed...
[07:49] Raido
    However, there's a kind of training that can
    yield results, even with a tiny window.
[07:57] Raido
    Now let's talk form.
    Try to run with your back straight.
[08:01] Raido
    Then your arms.
[08:03] Raido
    Really get those pumping
     at a 90 degree angle.
[08:07] Raido
    And with your feet, try to be conscious
    of keeping your toes up.
[08:12] Raido
    Let's keep training with these points in mind.
[08:49] Raido
    That was great, Aharen-san.
[08:52] Raido
    Your time has improved a lot!
[09:00] Raido
    Hey, Aharen-san... I can't breathe...
[09:03] Aharen
    Sorry. I'm just so happy.
[09:07] Aharen
    I'm having fun running
    for the first time because of you.
[09:12] Aharen
    Thank you.
[09:16] Raido
    It's all because you worked so hard.
[09:19] Raido
    Let's keep it up.
[09:22] Sato
    Aharen-san! Raido-kun!
[09:24] Sato
    Bad news! It's Ishikawa-kun!
[09:28] ---
    Hakukaren Hospital
[09:31] Ishikawa
    Sorry. I got hurt during club.
[09:35] Sato
    Are you okay?
[09:36] Ishikawa
    It's just a sprain. Nothing's broken.
[09:39] Ishikawa
    They said I should be fine
    if I stay off it for a week.
[09:41] Sato
    A week? But the athletics
    festival is this week...
[09:46] Ishikawa
    Yeah, sorry. I won't be able to run.
[09:49] Oshiro
    Then we're gonna be in trouble
    for the relay race.
[09:54] Aharen
    Um...
[09:56] Aharen
    Should I stay home the day
     of the athletics festival?
[09:59] Aharen
    That way, someone else can fill in for me.
[10:03] Aharen
    Because I'm the slowest, I mean...
[10:07] Raido
    Aharen-san.
[10:09] Raido
    You don't have to worry about
    who's slowest or being a problem.
[10:13] Aharen
    But... I'm scared we might lose
    because of me.
[10:19] Raido
    It's okay. Even if we do lose, no one's
    going to blame you or be mad about it.
[10:26] Higa
    That's right.
[10:27] Higa
    Friends help each other out
    when they're in need, don't they?
[10:30] Friend A
    Even if we lose, it's no one's fault!
[10:33] Friend B
    We're not gonna let you guys
    steal all the spotlight!
[10:36] Friend C?
    Ishikawa, you just focus on getting better!
[10:39] Aharen
    Everyone... thank you.
[10:42] Higa
    Don't sweat it.
[10:44] Sato
    But who's going to be our new anchor?
[10:48] Ishikawa
    About that... I've been thinking.
[10:51] Ishikawa
    Could you do it, Raido?
[11:00] Sign
    Hakukaren High School Athletics Festival
[11:05] Crowd [ad]
    Fight on!
[11:23] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[11:24] Announcer
    Next up is the second-years'
    inter-class relay!
[11:29] Miyahira
    On your marks...
[11:32] Miyahira
    Set...
[11:39] Crowd [adlib]
    You'd better not lose!
[11:42] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    Okay, Raido.
[11:43] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    I'm counting on you to anchor in my place.
[11:46] (Flashback) Raido
    Right.
[11:47] (Flashback) Friend A
    We're gonna need to rethink
    the order of runners, then.
[11:55] (Flashback) Raido
    Guys, I have a suggestion.
[11:59] Announcer
    Tamanaha-san, Class B's third runner,
[12:01] Announcer
    has passed three runners in one fell swoop!
[12:03] Announcer
    This puts her class in third place!
[12:05] Announcer
    She's on the verge of taking second,
    but it's nearly time to pass the baton!
[12:10] Riku
    Aha-chan!
[12:16] Miyahira
    They did it again.
[12:18] Tobaru
    Did what?
[12:19] Miyahira
    Every runner from Class B
    has used an underhand pass.
[12:24] Miyahira
    And really smoothly!
[12:26] Miyahira
    They must've practiced a lot.
[12:29] Raido
    The handoff went well.
[12:31] Raido
    You've got this, Aharen-san!
[12:36] (Flashback) Raido
    Okay.
[12:38] (Flashback) Raido
    That's enough practice.
[12:40] (Flashback) Aharen
    Thank you, Raido-kun.
[12:43] (Flashback) Aharen
    I won't suggest sitting out
     the athletics festival anymore.
[12:47] (Flashback) Aharen
    I'm going... to do my best.
[13:12] Raido
    You okay?
[13:14] Aharen
    I couldn't... I couldn't pass anyone.
[13:18] Aharen
    But...
[13:20] Aharen
    No one... No one passed me either.
[13:28] Announcer
    Okay, we're entering the final half!
    Our last runners until the anchors!
[13:32] Announcer
    And Oshiro-san from Class B
    is really upping the pace!
[13:34] Announcer
    Class B is now in second place!
[13:38] Oshiro
    She's fast...
[13:40] Oshiro
    I can't catch her.
[13:46] Announcer
    The batons are now with the anchors!
[13:48] Announcer
    Class A is in first
    with Class B on their tail!
[13:51] Aharen
    Raido-kun...
[13:56] Raido
    He's their anchor for a reason.
    Talk about fast!
[13:59] Raido
    But for everyone who helped us...
[14:02] Raido
    For Ishikawa, who trusted this job to me...
[14:06] Raido
    And for Aharen-san, who's tried so hard...
[14:14] Raido
    I... don't want...
[14:20] Raido
    to lose!
[14:34] Class
    All right!
[14:35] Class
    Yes!
[14:38] Miyahira
    Congratulations, Momo-chan.
[14:41] Tobaru
    You should save that for the students.
[14:44] Tobaru
    If I go to them, I'm going to be
    confronted with you-know-what.
[14:48] Tobaru
    The smart move is to stay put.
[14:51] Tobaru
    H-Hold on, Miya-chan-sensei?!
[14:55] Sato
    Tobaru-sensei! We did it!
[14:59] Tobaru
    Athletics festival afterglow!
[15:01] Sign
    Afterglow
[15:04] Miyahira
    Momo-chan?!
[15:09] Oshiro
    Ishikawa-kun!
[15:13] Oshiro
    I saw you from down below.
[15:15] Ishikawa
    Raido actually pulled it off.
[15:18] Ishikawa
    Just like I figured.
    I knew he had it in him.
[15:25] Ishikawa
    I was really hoping to show off
    by snagging first place as the anchor, too.
[15:30] Ishikawa
    This always happens when it matters.
[15:33] Ishikawa
    How lame...
[15:35] Oshiro
    I-Ishikawa-kun... you're not lame.
[15:40] Oshiro
    I saw you.
[15:43] Oshiro
    How you kept running
    even after practice was over.
[15:45] Ishikawa
    Wow, you saw that, huh?
[15:48] Ishikawa
    Fat lot of good it did me,
    considering I got injured anyway.
[15:51] Ishikawa
    Talk about embarrassing.
[15:53] Oshiro
    You shouldn't be embarrassed.
[15:55] Oshiro
    I know that might not mean much
    coming from me, but...
[16:05] Ishikawa
    I appreciate it.
[16:10] Riku
    Feeling kind of awkward here...
[16:12] Riku
    All this athletic festival camaraderie's
    made it even harder for me to squeeze in.
[16:19] (Flashback) Friend A
    Ishikawa-kun was hurt and hospitalized!
[16:21] (Flashback) Friend B
    What?!
[16:22] (Flashback) Friend C
    Let's go!
[16:23] Sign
    Don't
[16:23] Sign
    Visit him...?
[16:23] Sign
    Go
[16:25] Riku
    Yes!
[16:26] (Flashback) Friend A
    Oh, Tamanaha-san?
[16:28] (Flashback) Friend A
    You came too?
[16:29] (Flashback) Friend B
    I didn't realize you knew him that well.
[16:32] Sign
    Go
[16:32] Sign
    Visit him...?
[16:32] Sign
    Don't
[16:32] Riku
    No!
[16:34] Riku
    The whole vibe with everyone
    has changed since that day.
[16:35] Class(ad)
    Hooray! Hooray!
[16:39] Riku
    Am I going to make it in this class...?
[16:43] Riku
    No, I can't think like that! No way!
[16:46] Riku
    There's bound to be someone else
    who doesn't fit in other than me!
[16:50] Ishikawa
    Tamanaha-san.
[16:52] Ishikawa
    Nice race!
[16:53] Ishikawa
    It's great we won, huh?
[16:55] Riku
    Yeah, it is.
[16:58] Riku
    Wasn't his name...
[17:01] Sign
    Roster
[17:01] Sign
    Oshiro Mitsuki
[17:01] (Flashback) Oshiro
    I'll send you the class roster.
[17:04] Riku
    Ishikawa-kun?
[17:06] Riku
    Ishikawa-kun, as in the guy who
    got hurt and was in the hospital?
[17:11] Riku
    No way...
[17:12] Riku
    Is he here to chew me out
    for not coming to visit him?!
[17:16] Riku
    If I cross one of the popular kids like him...
[17:20] Ishikawa
    Tamanaha s, apparently.
[17:23] Female Student
    Ew, that's awful.
[17:25] Riku
    He'll spread bad rumors about me!
[17:27] Riku
    They'll spread through the class like fire,
[17:30] Riku
    making me an outcast in no time!
[17:33] Ishikawa
    Tamanaha-san?
[17:36] Riku
    I-I'm so sorry I didn't
    come visit you, Ishikawa-kun!
[17:40] Riku
    Please forgive me!
[17:42] Riku
    Please don't exclude me!
[17:45] Ishikawa
    Visit me?
[17:46] Ishikawa
    Aw, you don't have to worry about that.
[17:50] Riku
    Really?
[17:51] Ishikawa
    Yeah. More importantly, you were really fast!
[17:55] Ishikawa
    Passing three runners
    like that was impressive.
[17:57] Riku
    You saw me run?
[18:00] Ishikawa
    Yeah, of course.
[18:04] Riku
    Ishikawa-kun!
[18:06] Riku
    You're a total sweetheart!
[18:13] Riku
    With our big break coming to an end...
[18:17] Riku
    I may have left the house to avoid
    loafing it up the entire time,
[18:22] Riku
    but it's not like I had anything in mind.
[18:22] Sign
    Taiyaki
    We vouch for our flavor
[18:27] Riku
    Aha-chan!
[18:28] Riku
    What luck!
[18:30] Riku
    Aha-chan!
[18:32] Riku
    Whatcha doin'?
[18:34] Ren
    D-Do I know you, miss?
[18:40] Riku
    What? What's going on here?
[18:43] Riku
    Actually, Aha-chan seems
    kind of different from usual...
[18:46] Riku
    Wait, don't tell me...
[18:48] Riku
    I got the wrong person?!
[18:50] Riku
    U-Um, sorry, uh...
[18:54] (Flashback) Aharen
    This is my classmate from elementary school.
    She transferred recently.
[18:59] Ren
    Riku-san!
[19:01] Riku
    How do you know who I am?
[19:04] Ren
    Reina-neenee told me!
[19:07] Riku
    "Reina-neenee"?
[19:09] Ren
    I'm her little brother, Ren.
[19:12] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[19:14] Riku
    You really don't mind splitting this with me?
[19:17] Ren
    Sure.
[19:17] Ren
    I always feel full after eating one,
    and then I have trouble with dinner.
[19:22] Ren
    I'm so glad I ran into you,
    Riku-neenee! Thanks a ton.
[19:27] Riku
    I've made friends with her little brother!
[19:29] Riku
    If this keeps up, soon enough...
[19:32] Riku
    I can be friends with the whole family!
[19:34] Riku
    That'll make me and Aha-chan's
    friendship even more secure!
[19:37] Riku
    All righty!
[19:38] Riku
    Say, little bro, you got anything on your mind?
[19:41] Riku
    I'd be happy to lend an ear.
[19:44] Ren
    Well...
[19:46] Riku
    Grade schooler problems? Piece of cake!
[19:50] Ren
    Oh, I know.
[19:52] Ren
    The other day, we got
    a transfer student from overseas.
[19:56] Ren
    He's not very good at Japanese yet,
    and he's having trouble fitting in.
[20:02] Ren
    But I invited him to play soccer the other day
[20:05] Ren
    and he seemed to have a good time...
[20:09] Ren
    Do you think I did the right thing?
[20:12] Ren
    What if he didn't want to play soccer?
[20:15] Riku
    Little bro... you're really outing
    yourself as an extrovert here.
[20:19] Riku
    W-Well, it probably depends, y'know?
[20:23] Ren
    That makes sense.
[20:25] Ren
    Thanks, Riku-neenee!
[20:28] Ren
    Next, let me give you some advice too.
[20:32] Ren
    Ask me about anything.
[20:33] Riku
    U-Uh, let's see...
[20:38] Riku
    Well, I don't have any friends.
[20:42] Riku
    I mean, I guess I do, but...
[20:45] Riku
    I'm scared of bothering them.
    What if they stop liking me?
[20:48] Riku
    I get so nervous about it
    that I end up pulling away.
[20:51] Riku
    But I'd love to get along
    with them better. What should I do?
[20:56] Riku
    What am I doing?! I'm asking
    a grade schooler for serious advice!
[21:01] Ren
    Well, I think...
[21:04] Ren
    If you always worry about being a bother,
[21:06] Ren
    you won't really get closer
    to anyone or have any fun,
[21:11] Ren
    so just speak your mind
[21:12] Ren
    and let bygones be bygones
     about being a bother.
[21:15] Ren
    Otherwise, how're you going
     to get close with anyone?
[21:18] Ren
    That way, you and your friends
    can relax around each other
[21:21] Ren
    and get to know each other better!
[21:25] Riku
    Is he on a new game+ in life or something?
[21:29] Ren
    Oh, hey, that's just like my problem!
[21:33] Ren
    Neenee, you've helped me realize
    what I need to do! Thanks!
[21:37] Riku
    No prob!
[21:38] Aharen
    Ren.
[21:39] Ren
    Reina-neenee!
[21:41] Aharen
    Huh? Tama-chan?
[21:43] Ren
    Wait until you hear this! She's amazing!
[21:45] Ren
    Riku-neenee was just giving me advice.
[21:49] Aharen
    Really? Thank you for that.
[21:53] Aharen
    Maybe I should ask you for advice too.
[21:57] Riku
    Aha-chan's got a problem?!
[21:59] Riku
    It could only be one thing...
[22:01] Riku
    Relationship problems with the boyfriend!
[22:04] Riku
    That's too tall an order for someone
    with no romantic experience!
[22:08] Aharen
    Lately, my hair's been—
[22:09] Riku
    Sorry!
[22:10] Riku
    Advice window's closed for today!
[22:16] Aharen
    Ren, did you have fun?
[22:18] Ren
    Yep!
[22:19] Ren
    Riku-neenee's really nice.
[22:22] Aharen
    I'm glad.
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Season 2

4 - An Idol, Huh?

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[00:15] Aharen
    Good morning, Tama-chan.
[00:17] Sato
    Morning!
[00:18] Riku
    G-Good morning.
[00:25] Aharen
    Those loose socks are cute.
[00:28] Riku
    Th-Thanks.
[00:30] Sato
    Gyaru fashion can be so cute.
[00:32] Aharen
    I wanna try wearing some.
[00:35] Riku
    I've got another pair...
[00:38] Riku
    New ones!
[00:39] Aharen
    Can I try them on?
[00:41] Riku
    You bet!
[00:42] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[00:43] Sato
    Hey, I think they look good!
[00:45] Riku
    Yeah! You're adorbs, Aha-chan!
[00:48] Aharen
    Thanks.
[00:50] Oshiro
    Looking real nice, Reina-chan!
[00:52] Sato
    Good morning, Oshiro-san.
[00:56] Oshiro
    You borrowed a pair from Tamanaha-san, huh?
[00:59] Oshiro
    Kinda makes me wanna do your hair to match.
[01:02] Riku
    Good idea!
[01:03] Aharen
    Sounds like fun.
[01:05] Oshiro
    Shall we give it a go, then?
[02:39] sign
    Episode Four An Idol, Huh?
[02:40] Raido
    Morning.
[02:50] Aharen
    Good morning, Raido-kun.
[02:52] Raido
    Aharen-san's gone gyaru!
[02:56] Raido
    She's always been so modest fashion-wise.
[02:59] Raido
    What brought this on?!
[03:01] Raido
    Hang on. According to some,
    gyaru fashion...
[03:05] Raido
    is a way to express desire for independence.
[03:07] Raido
    Smashing outdated conceptions
    and yearning for transformation,
[03:11] Raido
    all manifesting as radical fashion.
    Or so the theory goes.
[03:16] Raido
    And so this must mean...
[03:18] Raido
    personal growth!
[03:20] Raido
    I need to encourage Aharen-san
    as she continues on her journey.
[03:23] Raido
    Even trying a different look,
    you're as cute as ever.
[03:28] Aharen
    Thank you.
[03:33] Raido
    Huh?
[03:34] Raido
    Shoot.
[03:35] Raido
    I forgot the printout for this lesson.
[03:37] Aharen
    Do you want to look at mine?
[03:40] Raido
    Nice! That's real radical of you, Aharen-san!
[03:44] Raido
    What did I just say?!
[03:46] Raido
    Don't tell me...
[03:48] Raido
    Is gyaru culture taking over my brain?!
[03:49] Sign
    GYARU
[03:49] Sign
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[03:52] Raido
    Has my subconscious desire
    to keep up with Aharen-san led to this?
[03:58] Raido
    Not good. I need to hold on
    to my own individuality.
[04:02] Raido
    I'm gonna go wash my face real quick.
[04:12] Raido
    Back!
[04:17] Raido
    Yo, Reina-chan.
[04:19] Aharen
    Rei...!
[04:20] Raido
    Is it just me,
     or is first period an absolute drag?
[04:24] Aharen
    I am feeling kinda tired.
[04:26] Raido
    I know, right?
[04:28] Raido
    So, like, in that case...
[04:29] Raido
    There's a shot you're feeling sluggy
    'cause you're short on vitamin B1, y'hear?
[04:35] Raido
    Best medicine for that is brown rice,
    pork, and soy beans!
[04:38] Raido
    Last thing you want is to
    ditch class cuz you're wiped.
[04:44] Tobaru
    I believe I'm developing a decent
    amount of esteem resistance.
[04:48] Tobaru
    The two of them acting a bit close
    isn't enough to get to me anymore.
[04:53] Tobaru
    Good morning.
[04:54] Raido
    Sup!
[04:57] Raido
    Yo, we got the number one
    teacher in the house!
[05:00] Raido
    We're all set here, so kick it
    with the lesson whenever!
[05:02] Raido
    Counting on class in god mode, thanks much!
[05:05] Tobaru
    That I did not see coming!
[05:08] Tobaru**
    This is bad! I sense life-threatening
    levels of Esteem Danger Syndrome...
[05:13] Tobaru
    Study amongst yourselves for now!
[05:15] Raido
    Oh, ya forget something?
[05:17] Raido
    Hey, it can happen to anyone. No biggie.
[05:23] Raido
    GG on another day of school!
[05:26] Raido
    How's about we head into town
[05:29] Raido
    and we... have ourselves a little fun?
[05:31] Aharen
    I wanna go.
[05:33] Raido
    All in!
[05:34] Raido
    Okay, let's-a-go!
[05:38] Sign
    Donation Box
[05:39] Raido
    Thanks, my man!
[05:41] Sign
    Donation Box
[05:57] Aharen
    Good morning, Raido-kun.
[05:59] Raido
    Yo, Reina-chan! Another day,
    another bae, am I right?
[06:02] Raido
    What've we got here?
    You goin' for the OG look now?
[06:06] Raido
    What's up? You feel
    like something different?
[06:08] Raido
    You wanna rap about it?
[06:09] Aharen
    I let everyone dress me up
    like that yesterday.
[06:14] Aharen
    Gyaru fashion was fun.
[06:17] Raido
    Oh, cool, cool.
    So just taking it for a test run?
[06:23] Raido
    Word, word. I hear that. Right on.
[06:28] Raido
    Welp, let's head to school.
[06:36] Raido
    Another day done.
[06:38] Aharen
    Raido-kun.
[06:40] Raido
    As close as ever today, I see. What's up?
[06:43] Aharen
    Let's go to the arcade today.
[06:46] Raido
    Sure. Sounds good.
[06:49] Raido
    Aharen-san doesn't ask me out much...
[06:53] Girls; unmarked AD
    I'm trying to get it to turn out right.
[06:56] Raido
    This is...
[06:58] Raido
    that popular game with a target audience
    of young girls, Primitive Planet*.
[07:02] Raido
    Also known as PriPla for short.
[07:04] Scroll signs
    Lovely
[07:04] Scroll signs
    Reina
[07:04] Scroll signs
    CUTE
[07:04] Scroll signs
    Nice
[07:04] Scroll signs
    Good Ensemble
[07:04] Scroll signs
    cute
[07:04] Raido
    It's an idol game where you*
    enjoy dressing up your character.
[07:04] Scroll signs
    I wanna try that outfit
[07:06] Scroll signs
    cute
[07:07] Scroll signs
    CUTE!!!!
[07:07] Scroll signs
    Too cute
[07:08] Raido
    Though it's been out for a good while,
    it's kept up its popularity,
[07:12] Raido
    with concerts, mobile games,
    and a new anime series in the works.
[07:16] Raido
    It's a major hit.
[07:19] Aharen
    I'm back.
[07:21] Aharen
    Sorry to make you wait.
[07:23] Raido
    I had fun watching, so no worries.
[07:25] Aharen
    I got into the game a while ago...
[07:28] Aharen
    After Oshiro-san's makeover yesterday,
    I got the urge to play it again.
[07:34] Raido
    Yeah, you can wear all the
    outfits you want in a game.
[07:37] Aharen
    Care to give it a go, Raido-kun?
[07:40] Aharen
    You can have the outfits I got doubles of.
[07:42] Raido
    I mean, I...
[07:45] Raido
    Okay, sure.
[07:47] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[07:51] Sign
    Create your character to play
[07:51] Sign
    Okay
[07:52] Raido
    Aharen-san wanted me to try this for myself.
[07:56] Raido
    I've never played a game
    like this before, though.
[07:59] Sign
    Go Back
[07:59] Sign
    Confirm
[07:59] Aharen
    You start with character creation.
[08:01] Raido
    I see.
[08:02] Sign
    Calm
[08:02] Sign
    Choose your face type
[08:02] Sign
    Laid-back
[08:02] Sign
    Gentle
[08:03] Raido
    You get to choose your face?
[08:05] Sign
    Calm
[08:06] Raido
    How should I even make my character look?
[08:11] Raido
    Let's go for majorly cute.
[08:13] Sign
    Rai-chan
[08:20] Scrolling signs
    Cutie
[08:20] Scrolling signs
    Rai-chan
[08:20] Scrolling signs
    What a cute girl
[08:21] Scrolling signs
    Super cute
[08:21] Scrolling signs
    Looking good
[08:22] Scrolling signs
    Rai-chan! Rai-chan!
[08:22] Raido
    Something like this.
[08:23] Scrolling signs
    Cute
[08:25] Aharen
    Now use the outfits I have to dress her up.
[08:29] Raido
    Like so?
[08:31] Scrolling signs
    So good
[08:31] Scrolling signs
    Wonderful
[08:31] Scrolling signs
    The kind of cuteness that draws you in
[08:31] Scrolling signs
    Stylish
[08:32] Raido
    How cute.
[08:33] Scrolling signs
    Cute
[08:34] Aharen
    Here comes the dance segment.
[08:37] Raido
    Right.
[09:06] Sign
    Precious Performance
[09:14] Raido
    After that, you collect the outfit
    and save card, and that's the game.
[09:18] Raido
    I get it. I think I see how
    you could get into this.
[09:22] Aharen
    I'm glad.
[09:24] Futaba
    Huh? Aharen Reina?
[09:26] Raido
    Futaba-chan.
[09:27] Aharen
    Do you play PriPla too, Futaba-chan?
[09:30] Futaba
    What? No way.
[09:32] Futaba
    I'm too old for that kind of thing.
[09:34] Futaba
    You two are—
[09:35] Atsushi
    It's King Aha!
[09:38] Atsushi
    Is that your character, King Aha?!
[09:41] Futoshi
    Awesome!
[09:42] Tadashi
    So cool!
[09:43] Atsushi
    I wanna try this game, too!
[09:45] Aharen
    You can have some of my extra outfits.
[09:47] Futoshi
    That's our king!
[09:49] Atsushi
    I wanna play!
[09:50] Tadashi
    Me, too! Me, too!
[09:51] Futaba
    I-I'm playing, too!
[10:12] Raido
    All righty.
[10:13] Scrolling sign
    OMG
[10:13] Scrolling sign
    Rai-chan
[10:13] Scrolling sign
    Wonderful
[10:13] Scrolling sign
    Cute
[10:13] Scrolling sign
    That looks good on you
[10:14] Raido
    This outfit I pulled an all-nighter
    to come up with... It's coming together!
[10:14] Scrolling sign
    What a nice outfit
[10:15] Scrolling sign
    Cute
[10:16] Scrolling sign
    Cute
[10:16] Scrolling sign
    You're so cute, Rai-chan
[10:17] Scrolling sign
    Cute
[10:19] Raido
    I want to make her even cuter!
[10:22] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[10:22] Sign
    Special Summer Issue
    Siao
    PriPla Anime In Production
    Latest News
[10:26] Sign
    Episode 1
[10:29] Sign
    Live Show
[10:36] Sign
    Primitive Planet Live
[10:47] Raido
    I'm thrilled to be enjoying
    PriPla every day, but...
[10:50] Raido
    it's beginning to eat into my funds.
[10:54] Raido
    I'd better start budgeting.
[10:57] Raido
    Huh?
[11:01] Raido
    Excuse me, miss.
[11:03] Arcade Worker
    Yes?
[11:04] Raido
    What happened to the PriPla machines?
[11:05] Arcade Worker
    The PriPla cabinets?
[11:07] Arcade Worker
    The game ended service yesterday,
    so we removed them.
[11:17] Raido
    It's over?
[11:20] Raido
    Oh no...
[11:22] Raido
    That means...
[11:25] Raido
    I'll never get to see Rai-chan again?
[11:30] Raido
    What an abrupt farewell.
[11:41] Aharen
    Let's head to the arcade again today.
[11:45] Raido
    An arcade without PriPla...
[11:47] Raido
    I have a feeling this'll just make me sad.
[11:51] Raido
    That's...
[11:53] Sign
    Gotcha! PriGachi
[11:56] Sign
    I'm for real about this!
[11:57] Raido
    The latest entry in the series, PriGachi*!
[12:01] Aharen
    Let's play the new one.
[12:04] Raido
    No, I couldn't bear being*
    torn apart like that again.
[12:15] Raido
    Never getting to see her again...
[12:17] Raido
    I had no idea that a sudden goodbye
    could be so painful.
[12:21] Raido
    Rai-chan...
[12:26] Raido
    With PriPla ending service,
    I can never play it again!
[12:36] Aharen
    You okay?
[12:38] Raido
    Oh... yeah.
[12:41] Raido
    I shouldn't make Aharen-san worry about me.
[12:44] Raido
    The best way to recover...
[12:50] Raido
    would be to play the new entry, PriGachi*.
[12:54] Raido
    If I make the character,
    she'll look like Rai-chan,
[12:57] Raido
    so I'll use one of the premade characters.
[12:57] Sign
    Choose your face
[13:01] Sign
    Ido-chan
[13:04] Scrolling signs
    For real
[13:04] Scrolling signs
    That face
[13:04] Scrolling signs
    Awesome
[13:04] Sign
    Ido-chan
[13:04] Scrolling signs
    Look at that face
[13:05] Scrolling signs
    She's got a great figure
[13:05] Raido
    This one looks good.
[13:07] Scrolling signs
    Pretty
[13:07] Scrolling signs
    Those arms
[13:08] Raido
    Wait.
SIGN    I wanna try that on
SIGN    For real
SIGN    OMG
SIGN    Ido-chan
SIGN    Cute
[13:10] Raido
    The graphics are better than in PriPla,
    and the animation is smoother.
SIGN    Cute
SIGN    So cute
SIGN    Go, go
SIGN    Nice figure
SIGN    Pretty
SIGN    Awesome
SIGN    Cute for real
SIGN    Ido-chan
SIGN    Slender
[13:14] Raido
    You can tell it's the latest release.
SIGN    Cute
SIGN    So cute
[13:16] Aharen
    Raido-kun, Raido-kun.
[13:20] Aharen
    You can have my extra outfits.
[13:22] Raido
    Sure. Thanks.
[13:25] Raido
    Okay, let's begin.
SIGN    For real
SIGN    So cool!
SIGN    Picturesque
SIGN    Dreamy
SIGN    Handsome for real
SIGN    The princely type!
SIGN    More than for real!
SIGN    Dreamy
SIGN    Beautiful
SIGN    So cool!
[13:31] Girl
    Miss, can we trade?
[13:34] Aharen
    Sure.
[13:37] Raido
    I see. Unlike PriPla,
    the* PriGachi anime is still airing.
[13:42] Raido
    Lots of kids are into it.
[13:44] Raido
    PriGachi might be more fun than I thought.
[13:49] Raido**
    But still, I'll never forget Rai-chan...
[13:54] Sign
    Meccha PriGachi
[13:54] Sign
    Install Complete
[13:59] Sign
    Episode 1
[14:06] Sign
    Official Fan Book
[14:06] Sign
    Special Bonus
    Random assortment of five outfits
[14:10] Sign
    Live Event
    MecchaGachi Live
[14:20] fan Sign
    Ido-chan
    Look over here
[14:21] Aharen
    I think we might be playing this
    more than PriPla.
[14:24] Raido
    Okay, time for more PriGachi*!
[14:28] Raido
    What the...?
[14:30] Raido
    PriPla...?
[14:34] Aharen
    I think it's because they announced
    the sequel to PriPla.
[14:37] Aharen
    So they put the cabinets back in circulation.
[14:41] Raido
    *PriPla... Rai-chan...
[14:48] Raido
    Rai-chan...
[14:50] Ido
    Where do you think you're going?
[14:52] Ido
    You should forget all about your old girl.
[14:56] Rai
    Raido-kun!
[14:59] Rai
    Raido-kun, did you forget about me?
    That's so mean!
[15:03] Rai
    You'll pick me, won't you, Raido-kun?
[15:06] Ido
    No, it could only be me.
[15:09] Rai/Ido
    Who will you choose?!
[15:12] Raido
    Which one of them should I pick?!
[15:17] Raido
    This isn't right. I...
[15:21] Raido
    can't abandon either one of them.
[15:24] Raido
    PriPla and PriGachi...*
[15:26] Raido*
    I'll play both!
[15:32] Raido
    Not enough money, huh?
[15:35] Rai
    All out of money? I guess
    we can't play anymore, then.
[15:38] Ido
    Ever so sorry, but I don't
    have time for the poor.
[15:41] Rai/Ido
    Bye-bye!
[15:53] Raido
    Supporting your idols is hard work...
[15:58] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[16:04] Shirorin
    Aharen-san is taking notes,
    even though we're on break...
[16:08] Sign
    ...softly so you won't notice
    Feelings hard to put into words
[16:10] Raido
    Lyrics? I get it!
[16:14] Raido
    Idol stuff!
[16:16] Raido
    Aharen-san wants to be an idol!
[16:20] Raido
    And idols need songs.
[16:22] Raido
    That's why she's writing down
    lyrics in her notebook.
[16:26] Raido
    An idol, huh?
[16:37] Raido
    If that's what Aharen-san wants,
    I should overcome my sorrowful past
[16:41] Raido
    and support her with all I've got.
[16:43] Raido
    No. Hang on.
[16:45] Raido
    I need to calm down
    and seriously consider this.
[16:48] Raido
    Getting ahead of myself generally
    hasn't led me to the right answer...
[16:52] Raido
    It's a bad habit of mine.
[16:54] Raido
    But I'm more than capable of growing.
[16:56] Raido
    I'll observe her closely
    and get to the bottom of this.
[16:59] Ishikawa
    It's been so humid lately.
[17:02] Sato
    You're telling me.
[17:09] Raido
    Now she's making clothes.
[17:12] Raido
    Aharen-san, could that be...
[17:15] Raido
    your idol costume?!
[17:17] Raido
    It's not unheard of for rookie idols
    to make their own early on!
[17:23] Raido
    As glamorous as the stage might be,
[17:25] Raido
    there's real elbow grease behind the scenes!
[17:28] Raido
    No, I'm doing it again.
    I can't jump to conclusions.
[17:31] Raido
    Be patient and look for the facts.
[17:33] Riku
    Our music homework is such a pain, huh?
[17:36] Oshiro
    You think?
[17:43] Raido
    Aharen-san is practicing with an instrument?
[17:47] Raido
    Aharen-san, could you be...
[17:50] Raido
    composing?!
[17:52] Raido
    Is she aiming to be a singer-songwriter
    idol who makes her own music?!
[17:57] Raido
    She probably doesn't want to entrust
    her songs, her very life, to others!
[18:02] Raido
    Enough! It's like every little thing
    is making me think about idols!
[18:09] Raido
    Steady now, Raido.
[18:11] Raido
    If you jump to conclusions,
    this'll turn out like it always does.
[18:15] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[18:23] Sign
    Meet and Greet
[18:24] Aharen
    Thank you.
[18:30] Raido
    I've been observing her for several days,
    and all signs point to the same thing.
[18:36] Raido
    Am I really so incapable of growth?!
[18:41] Sign
    Candied Apples
[18:41] Sign
    Takoyaki
[18:41] Sign
    Neighborhood Association
[18:46] Raido
    The shopping arcade's holding
    a festival today, huh?
[18:57] Raido Sis
    Thank you, everyone! See you again!
[19:07] Raido Sis
    That was nerve-racking!
[19:09] Friend A
    But it was fun!
[19:12] Raido
    What's this, Sis?
[19:14] Raido Sis
    What?! Nii-chan?!
[19:16] Raido Sis
    Hey! What're you doing here?!
[19:18] Raido
    Uh, I was just walking by, actually...
[19:22] Raido Sis
    Did you see?
[19:23] Raido
    See what?
[19:27] Raido Sis
    My friends invited me to perform with them
    onstage for the neighborhood association.
[19:32] Raido Sis
    So I did...
[19:34] Friend A
    There, there.
[19:35] Friend B
    What's the harm?
[19:37] Ren
    Raido-niinii!
[19:40] Aharen
    R-Raido-kun...
[19:45] Raido
    Aharen-san?
[19:47] Raido
    Are the three of you going to be
     performing as an idol group?
[19:52] Ren
    Check it out! We're the Aharen Sisters!
[19:55] Raido
    "Sisters"?
[19:57] Ren
    Reina-neenee's amazing!
[19:59] Ren
    She came up with our song and outfits!
[20:04] Aharen
    W-Well, Ren said he wanted to do
    an idol act at the festival, so...
[20:10] Aharen
    I decided to go along with him.
[20:14] Raido
    So it really was idol stuff.
[20:17] Aharen
    This is embarrassing.
[20:19] Raido
    It's okay.
[20:22] Raido
    You really should have more confidence.
[20:25] Raido
    I think you're incredible, Aharen-san.
[20:30] Aharen
    Thank you.
[20:35] Aharen
    Well, we're going on.
[20:38] Raido
    Break a leg, Aharen-san.
[20:43] Raido
    That's right.
[20:46] Raido
    I should have more confidence
    in my intuition, too.
[20:52] Ren
    Everyone! We're here!
[21:31] Raido
    Good morning, Aharen-san.
[21:35] Aharen
    Good morning, Raido-kun.
[21:38] Raido
    Aharen-san, that mask...
[21:41] Raido
    I know!
[21:43] Raido
    She became an idol sensation overnight!
[21:47] Raido
    And now she's forced to wear
    that mask to hide her identity!
[21:51] Sign
    Weekly Real Scoops
[21:51] Sign
    Candid Photos!
[21:51] Sign
    Money-Saving
    Tactics
    of the Rich
[21:52] Raido
    A video with a hundred million views!
    A packed crowd at the Budokan!
[21:56] Raido
    Ten million followers on social media!
[21:58] Raido
    Someone that famous can't be careless
    about being captured by the tabloids.
[22:03] Raido
    In a single night,
    she's now way outta my league...
[22:06] Raido
    But this is Aharen-san's dream,
    and she's achieved it.
[22:10] Raido
    I'll support you in all you do moving forward.
[22:14] Aharen
    I hurt my throat with all that singing...
[22:17] Aharen
    But it's fine, since I'm not gonna sing anymore.
[22:21] Raido
    Oh. I see.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Going Swimming, Huh?

Season 2

5 - Going swimming, huh?

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[00:12] Ishikawa
    Hey, why don't we all hit the beach
    when summer break rolls around?
[00:16] Raido
    Sure. I've been wanting to go myself.
[00:23] Raido
    I take it you want to go too, Aharen-san?
[00:27] Ishikawa
    We can barbecue and the whole shebang!
[00:29] Riku
    A beachside barbecue
    with friends over break, huh?
[00:32] Riku
    Must be a lot of work, being a normie.
[00:35] Ishikawa
    Man, I know!
[00:36] Ishikawa
    Hey, do you want in too, Tamanaha-san?
[00:39] Riku
    I'm invited?
[00:40] Ishikawa
    Yeah, sure you are.
[00:43] Riku
    I-I get to go to the beach?!
[00:47] Riku
    I get to grill and everything?!
[00:50] Ishikawa
    Y-Yeah, of course.
[00:52] Raido
    Any idea what beach you want to hit?
[00:54] Ishikawa
    You bet!
[00:56] Sign
    Best value!
     Summer reservations only
     The best spot no one knows about!
     Arrive by boat! The perfect day trip
    An isolated island surrounded by blue seas
    
    
    Arrive on a high-speed jet boat!
     Enjoy a full day trip! BBQ plan available!
     Limited time offer!
     Special value
[00:59] Raido
    An isolated island
    surrounded by blue seas...?
SIGN    Best value!
[02:32] Keyhole sign
    Summer reservations only
[02:32] Orange sign
    The best spot no one knows about!
[02:32] Blue sign
    Arrive by boat! The perfect day trip
    An isolated island surrounded by blue seas
[02:35] Raido
    Let's hear the details, Ishikawa.
SIGN    Episode Five Going Swimming, Huh?
[02:38] Ishikawa
    It's an island you can visit for the day!
    You get there by boat!
[02:42] Ishikawa
    And if you catch the last boat back...
[02:44] Raido
    That's plenty of time to have fun.
[02:46] Ishikawa
    And that's not all!
[02:47] Top Left Sign
    Sights of the island! A romantic power spot
[02:47] Blue Sign
    The Divine Horizon
[02:48] Sign
    There's a power spot!
[02:51] Sign
    They say couples who see the sun
    touch the horizon over the sea
[02:55] Sign
    will be together for a long time!
[02:58] Sign
    You can even catch
    the last boat back after sunset.
[03:03] Aharen
    Together for a long time...
[03:06] Ishikawa
    Looks like Aharen-san's into it!
[03:09] Raido
    She really seems to be
    looking forward to this.
[03:13] Raido
    That makes sense, though.
[03:15] Raido
    After all, she's really...
[03:19] Raido
    the reincarnation of Robinson Crusoe!
[03:22] Raido
    Surviving deserted islands is old hat to her.
[03:26] Raido
    And the best source of nutrition
    on a tiny island is, of course, the sea.
[03:32] Raido
    Which means...
[03:34] Raido
    Time's a-wasting.
    I had better buy a good swimsuit.
[03:42] Others
    A swimsuit...?
[03:54] Sato
    I can't believe none of us had swimsuits.
[03:57] Aharen
    I've only got my school-issued one.
[04:03] Sato
    How about this?
[04:06] Aharen
    I've never worn a swimsuit
    that shows my midriff before...
[04:10] Aharen
    Do you think it'll look okay?
[04:12] Sato
    It'll be fine! Besides, you don't
     go to the beach every day.
[04:16] Sato
    Why not go for something a little different?
[04:22] Oshiro
    Tamanaha-san.
[04:26] Riku
    What's up?
[04:30] Oshiro
    Oh, I was just thinking this kind of
    swimsuit would look good on you.
[04:35] Riku
    Hey, yeah! It's cute.
[04:37] Riku
    I'll try it on.
[04:39] Oshiro
    I only have a competition swimsuit, myself.
[04:42] Oshiro
    I'm glad we all decided to go shopping.
[04:45] Riku
    Same. My old school didn't have a pool,
    so I don't even have one for gym class.
[04:50] Oshiro
    Oh, look! That one's cute, too.
[04:53] Riku
    It's kinda fun to be close enough
[04:55] Riku
    that we can go shopping together.
[04:58] Oshiro
    What do you mean?
[05:00] Riku
    I've always wanted to do stuff like this.
[05:03] Riku
    I'm really grateful you've all been
     so nice since I transferred.
[05:10] Oshiro
    Let's spend lots more time together, okay?
[05:14] Riku
    Yeah!
[05:16] Riku
    I know!
[05:18] Riku
    How about this one for you, Oshiro-san?
[05:21] Riku
    You've got a great body,
    so this should be perfect!
[05:24] Oshiro
    Wh-What? I don't know about that...
[05:38] Sato
    You both look amazing!
[05:40] Oshiro
    Y-You really think so?
[05:47] Sato
    So cute!
[05:49] Sato
    It's perfect!
[05:51] Sato
    Since you've got it on,
    let me take a picture of it for you!
[05:55] Oshiro
    It really suits you!
[05:57] Riku
    You look like an idol, Aha-chan!
[05:59] Sato
    Okay, pose for me!
[06:05] Sato
    Maybe I should send this to Raido-kun.
[06:12] Ishikawa
    See anything good?
[06:15] Ishikawa
    Not a lot of swimwear options for guys,
    and then there's the prices...
[06:19] Raido
    How about this?
[06:20] Sign
    Wet Suit for Diving
[06:25] Ishikawa
    I'll grab our grub.
[06:27] Raido
    Thanks.
[06:29] Sign
    Sato Hanako
[06:29] Sign
    I'm gonna send you a picture
    of Aharen-san's swimsuit
[06:32] Raido
    This is...
[06:36] Raido
    kinda super close-up, isn't it?
[06:39] Sato
    Come on, Aharen-san!
[06:41] Sato
    You have to back up some! Back up!
[06:49] Raido
    And now... I can't even tell where she is.
[06:53] Sato
    Okay, this time you're too far away!
[06:56] Sato
    You don't have to back up that much.
[07:00] Aharen
    This is really embarrassing.
[07:03] Aharen
    Maybe I'll save it for the beach.
[07:05] Sato
    That makes sense. Sorry.
[07:08] Aharen
    Thank you, though, Sato-san.
    For helping me pick something out.
[07:13] Sato
    No sweat!
[07:14] Sato
    Plus, you'll get to show Raido-kun
    a new side of you this summer!
[07:19] Aharen
    Aw, Sato-san...
[07:21] Aharen
    But...
[07:24] Aharen
    I'm a little scared of changing.
[07:27] Aharen
    I can't help thinking our relationship
     might change someday, too.
[07:35] Sato
    It'll be okay.
[07:39] Sato
    You and Raido-kun have already
    changed so much since you first met.
[07:44] Sato
    That's the reason you have
    what you do now, right?
[07:48] Aharen
    You're right. Thanks.
[07:51] Oshiro
    If you really feel that way...
[07:54] Riku
    Gotta try something different
    yourself too, right?
[07:57] Sato
    No, I don't!
[08:06] Sato
    Hey! We're getting close to the island!
[08:12] Oshiro
    It's pretty big.
[08:14] Riku
    I've never been to an island like this before!
[08:16] Ishikawa
    There's a beach right by
    the docks and everything.
[08:20] Raido
    This should be fun, huh?
[08:25] Ren
    Neenee?
[08:27] Ren
    Is Reina-neenee not home today?
[08:30] Eru
    No. She went out somewhere with Raido-san.
[08:34] Ren
    I wish they'd taken me, too.
[08:38] Eru
    That's asking too much. They went
    with their other friends from school.
[08:43] Eru
    Come on, I'll play with you today.
[08:46] Ren
    'Kay.
[08:48] Eru
    That's right. The idea of crashing
    a gathering of friends for no real reason...
[08:53] Eru
    I can't think of anything so tactless.
[08:55] Eru
    But if anything does happen,
    I need to be prepared
[09:00] Eru
    to race to the island at a moment's notice.
[09:03] Eru
    I should check if there's a heliport
[09:05] Eru
    in case we need to take a helicopter there.
[09:09] Sign
    Big Catch
[09:09] Eru
    If not, I'll need to charter a boat.
[09:13] Eru
    Best to check with the island's
    town hall to get the specifics.
[09:16] Ren
    Eru-neenee, let's watch a movie!
[09:20] Eru
    If you insist.
[09:41] Ren
    This is scary!
[09:43] Eru
    Sure, sure.
[09:49] Eru
    What should I do?
[09:51] Eru
    What if, on the island...
[09:57] Eru
    Reina gets wrapped up
    in some ancient ceremony!
[09:59] Eru
    You hear about dangerous
    rites like that on tiny islands,
[10:03] Eru
    the kind passed down since olden days...
[10:05] Eru
    She could get taken captive.
[10:08] Eru
    What then?!
[10:19] Ishikawa
    Beach time!
[10:23] Ishikawa
    Hey, Raido!
[10:25] Ishikawa
    Nice swimsuit.
[10:27] Raido
    I thought so.
[10:29] Oshiro
    We're here!
[10:45] Aharen
    Wh-What do you think?
[10:48] Aharen
    I look weird, don't I?
[10:51] Raido
    Not at all.
[10:53] Raido
    You look really cute...
    I was almost speechless.
[11:00] Aharen
    Thanks...
[11:03] Raido
    What? What gives?
[11:04] Sato
    Go on, go on!
[11:13] Ishikawa
    That's a new swimsuit, right?
[11:15] Sato
    O-Of course it is.
[11:17] Sato
    Do you realize how long
    it's been since I've worn one?
[11:19] Ishikawa
    It looks really cute.
[11:23] Sato
    Th-Thanks...
[11:27] Ishikawa
    We'll have to catch a boat,
    so we don't have all day...
[11:29] Ishikawa
    So let's get this party started!
[11:48] Riku
    Round and round and round and round!
[11:56] Riku
    Right there!
[11:57] Ishikawa
    You can do it!
[11:58] Sato
    Right! To your right!
[12:00] Riku
    Now left! Wait, which way? Left!
[12:01] Oshiro
    Um...
[12:19] Sign
    Festival
[12:24] Sato
    This meat is tough.
[12:27] Ishikawa
    Well, it was cheap. What can you do?
[12:31] Riku
    Summer. The beach.
[12:33] Riku
    A co-ed group. A barbecue.
[12:36] Riku
    I'm in the normie zone!
[12:40] Riku
    This normie meat is delicious!
[12:43] Oshiro
    Good, isn't it?
[12:48] Ishikawa
    Man, it's getting cloudy.
[12:53] Ishikawa
    So much for seeing the sunset.
[13:01] Raido
    But...
[13:03] Raido
    We had a lot of fun. I'm glad we all came.
[13:07] Oshiro
    Yeah. I had a great time.
[13:10] Riku
    Me, too!
[13:11] Sato
    Yeah, so did I.
[13:14] Ishikawa
    The boat should be leaving soon.
[13:17] Raido
    Right.
[13:23] Raido
    That's... our boat, isn't it?
[13:26] Ishikawa
    Wait, for real?
[13:29] Ishikawa
    Huh?!
[13:31] Ishikawa
    Sorry, guys...
    I got the departure time wrong.
[13:37] Ishikawa
    And that was... the last boat.
[13:39] Riku
    Wait, seriously?!
[13:41] Ishikawa
    Seriously.
[13:42] Oshiro
    What do we do?
[13:43] Sato
    What do we do?!
[13:45] Riku
    My mom's gonna be so mad!
[13:47] Oshiro
    Try to stay calm, everyone.
[13:52] Ishikawa
    I'm so sorry.
[13:54] Raido
    This...
[13:55] Raido
    This means we're...
[13:57] Sign
    John Manjiro
    (January 1827–November 1898)
[13:58] Raido
    like John Manjiro!
[14:00] Raido
    It's said that he and his comrades
[14:02] Raido
    had to survive on a deserted island
    until help arrived.
[14:12] Raido
    After being rescued by an American ship,
[14:15] Raido
    he found his fortune in America
    before returning to Japan.
[14:20] Raido
    Can I really pull something like that off?
[14:23] Raido
    "What time is it now?"
[14:27] Raido
    Oh crap! I'm terrible at English!
[14:31] Raido
    I'd better start studying harder.
[14:34] Ishikawa
    I guess we don't have any other choice.
[14:36] Ishikawa
    I didn't want to have to do this, but...
[14:38] Raido
    You have something in mind?
[14:40] Ishikawa
    We'll spend the night
    at the island's lodgings.
[14:43] Girls
    What?! Spend the night?!
[14:45] Raido
    Oh, people actually live here.
[14:47] Ishikawa
    Yeah.
[14:48] Ishikawa
    Let's go grab what we'll need
    at the convenience store.
[14:51] Raido
    Good idea.
[14:55] Sign
    Home of the best prices! Storchi Pochette
[14:57] Sign
    Super Point Redemption Event
    
    5-10% Off
[15:03] Raido
    Pretty civilized, huh?
[15:08] Ishikawa
    We're back!
[15:10] Reina
    We missed the last boat, so we'll be
    spending the night on the island.
[15:15] Eru
    Reina won't be coming back today.
    She's staying on the island overnight.
[15:21] Eru
    The island actually seems pretty developed,
    so we don't have anything to worry about.
[15:27] Ren
    Raido-niinii's with her and everything.
[15:33] Ishikawa
    Man...
[15:35] Ishikawa
    I feel seriously bad
    about getting us stuck here.
[15:39] Raido
    It's okay. We found a place
    to stay for a good price.
[15:43] Ishikawa
    So, this is our room...
[15:49] Riku
    Don't be mad!
    I promise I'll be back tomorrow!
[15:52] Riku
    I'm sorry!
[15:55] Riku
    My friend's here,
    so I've gotta go. Talk to you later.
[15:58] Oshiro
    What's wrong?
[16:00] Riku
    N-Nothing!
[16:03] Riku
    I said she was my friend...
    Is that going too far?
[16:07] Oshiro
    Is everything okay with your parents?
[16:09] Riku
    My mom's pissed!
[16:11] Oshiro
    What about you, Riku-chan?
[16:12] Oshiro
    Do you mind being forced to spend
    the night with us all of a sudden?
[16:17] Riku
    Not at all! It's like something
    out of a dream, honestly.
[16:21] Riku
    Wait, did you call me Riku-chan?
[16:25] Riku
    You called me Tamanaha-san before...
[16:27] Oshiro
    It just felt right, I guess.
[16:32] Riku
    I'm so happy!
[16:35] Oshiro
    Oh, come now. You're overreacting.
[16:38] Oshiro
    Say, Riku-chan...
[16:41] Oshiro
    Care to join the rest of us in the bath?
[16:45] Sign
    Women's Bath
[16:47] Sato
    I-I'm so sorry.
[16:48] Sato
    I helped him plan things, and...
[16:51] Sato
    Is everyone good?
[16:53] Oshiro
    Yeah.
[16:54] Oshiro
    I think Riku-chan got yelled at, though.
[16:58] Oshiro
    But this is kind of fun, isn't it?
[17:02] Sato
    It's a relief to hear that.
[17:05] Sato
    Aharen-san, did you have a nice time today?
[17:11] (Flashback) Raido
    You look really cute...
    I was almost speechless.
[17:20] Sato
    Good for you!
[17:23] Aharen
    It wouldn't have happened
    without you, Sato-san.
[17:26] Aharen
    Thank you.
[17:28] Sato
    Don't mention it.
    I just gave you a little push.
[17:31] Sato
    You pulled it off by being brave!
[17:35] Sato
    It must be nice to be able
    to change like Aharen-san.
[17:40] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    It looks really cute.
[17:42] Sign
    Entrance Ceremony
[17:42] Sign
    Middle School
[17:42] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    Looking cute!
[17:44] Sign
    Entrance Ceremony
[17:44] Sign
    Elementary
    School
[17:45] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    You look really cute!
[17:50] Sato
    I'm the same as I've always been...
[17:54] Sato
    I haven't changed at all.
[18:00] Ren
    I remember when you would've
     flown straight to the island, Eru-neenee.
[18:04] Eru
    I'm sure they're fine.
[18:07] Eru
    I can't hover over Reina her entire life.
[18:11] Eru
    I need to grow up some
    and give Reina her space.
[18:16] Ren
    You seem different, Eru-neenee.
[18:19] Eru
    Maybe you could do some
    growing up yourself, Ren.
[18:22] Eru
    Like taking baths on your own, for instance.
[18:26] Ren
    But without Reina-neenee,
    the house seems so big and lonely!
[18:32] Eru
    If you insist...
[18:35] Ren
    Thanks, Eru-neenee!
[18:38] Ren
    I love you!
[18:41] Eru
    I love you too, Ren.
[18:44] Ren
    Can I sleep in your room tonight?
[18:46] Eru
    Fine, fine. If you insist.
[18:52] Ishikawa
    I'm sorry things ended up this way.
[18:56] Raido
    Nah, it's all right.
[18:58] Raido
    It's not like it's the first time.
[19:01] Raido
    We wound up like this
    on the camp trip, too.
[19:04] Ishikawa
    Dude!
[19:06] Ishikawa
    I really like that about you, y'know?
[19:09] Raido
    Yeah. Likewise.
[19:12] Raido
    I'm pretty grateful, y'know?
[19:18] Ishikawa
    Raido, you and Aharen-san had
    better be happy together, okay?
[19:23] Raido
    We will.
[19:36] Aharen
    It's morning... but it's still dark.
[19:41] Aharen
    I woke up at a weird time.
[19:45] Sign
    Just now
[19:45] Sign
    One new message from Raido-kun
[19:53] Aharen
    Raido-kun?
[19:55] Raido
    Aharen-san.
[19:57] Raido
    Sorry. Did I wake you?
[19:59] Aharen
    I was up.
[20:02] Aharen
    What is it?
[20:03] Raido
    Look.
[20:22] Aharen
    The sun... the horizon...
[20:26] Aharen
    They're touching over the water.
[20:28] Raido
    We didn't get to see sunset,
    but sunrise is just as good, right?
[20:33] Raido
    I'm glad we got to see this.
[20:47] Aharen
    Do you think we'll always
     be together like this?
[20:54] Raido
    I think everybody changes.
[20:59] Raido
    Sometimes for better, sometimes for worse.
[21:04] Raido
    But however we might change,
    I hope we can be together.
[21:11] Aharen
    Yeah.
[21:14] Aharen
    Thank you.
[21:26] Riku
    I'm scared to go home!
[21:28] Riku
    I bet my mom's still super mad!
[21:31] Oshiro
    A-Are you going to be okay?
[21:33] Sato
    Gosh, I can't believe we're leaving.
[21:36] Oshiro
    A lot's happened, but it was a fun trip.
[21:39] Raido
    It was.
[21:42] Ishikawa
    Nah! We're just getting started!
[21:45] Ishikawa
    Let's hit the beach again!
[21:47] Riku
    Come on, don't be silly...
[21:50] Riku
    I don't wanna think about
    what'll happen if I'm any later.
[21:53] Ishikawa
    It's fine as long as we take
     the evening boat back.
[21:55] Ishikawa
    Since we're here,
    we should make the most of it!
[21:58] Raido
    You've got a point.
[22:01] Ishikawa
    That's my Raido! I knew you'd get it!
[22:04] Riku
    Whoa!
[22:05] Oshiro
    Good idea!
[22:09] Sato
    But the boat...
[22:12] Sato
    Well, I guess I'm already in trouble.
[22:16] Sato
    Okay, let's do this!
[22:18] Riku
    What?! Guys!
[22:20] Riku
    W-Wait for me! I'm coming, too!
[23:56] Sign
    Next Time
[23:56] Sign
    Running Away From Home, Huh?

Season 2

6 - Running Away From Home, Huh?

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[00:12] Futaba
    I'm running late since I had class duty!
[00:14] Futaba
    I wonder if Akkun's still at the playground.
[00:21] Riku
    Gotcha!
[00:23] Futaba
    Who is that hussy?!
[00:25] Futaba
    Just when I thought I'd
    taken care of Aharen Reina,
[00:28] Futaba
    a wicked new woman has her claws in him!
[00:31] Futaba
    Hey, you hussy!
    What do you think you're doing?!
[00:34] Atsushi
    Futaba!
[00:35] Atsushi
    Let me introduce you. This is Lady Skanda!
[00:38] Futaba
    Lady who?
[00:39] Tadashi
    She's super fast!
[00:40] Futoshi
    She's awesome and cool!
[00:42] Atsushi
    When we were playing cops and robbers, she—
[00:43] Futaba
    Shut your mouth, Akkun.
[00:45] Futaba
    All right, you shotacon hussy!
    You and I are playing robbers and cops!
[00:49] Riku
    Shota-what? Huss-who?
[00:51] Atsushi
    It's cops and robbers.
[00:52] Futaba
    I told you to shut your mouth.
[00:53] Futaba
    So, are you up to the challenge or not?!
[00:56] Riku
    Sure thing.
    I'll catch you real quick, though!
[00:59] Futaba
    We'll see about that!
[01:01] Riku
    Okay...
[01:02] Riku
    Then here we go!
[01:12] Atsushi
    Futaba!
[01:17] Riku
    You're pretty good...
[01:20] Futaba
    You too, hussy.
[01:26] Riku
    My name's Riku. Tamanaha Riku.
[01:35] Futaba
    I'm Futaba. Nice to meet you!
[01:37] Riku
    Yeah! Likewise, Futabachin.
[01:41] Riku
    Oh, Aha-chan and Mr. Boyfriend!
[01:43] Aharen
    You were playing with Akkun and the kids?
[01:47] Aharen
    I appreciate it.
[01:49] Atsushi
    King Aha!
[01:50] Tadashi
    You came!
[01:51] Futoshi
    Wanna play cops and robbers?
[01:53] Riku
    You know them?
[01:55] Aharen
    Come play with us, Tama-chan.
[01:59] Riku
    Okay!
[02:00] Atsushi
    Run for it!
[02:05] Riku
    Gotcha, Akkun!
[02:08] Futaba
    This hussy is my enemy after all!
[03:44] Futaba
    I'm late because it was my turn again!
[03:44] Sign
    Episode Six Running Away From Home, Huh?
[03:47] Futaba
    I wonder if Akkun is still around.
[03:53] Futaba
    This time, there's no mistake!
[03:57] Futaba
    Aharen Reina... is finally making
    a move on Akkun!
[04:02] Futaba
    Aharen Reina!
[04:06] Futaba
    Huh? You're not Aharen Reina...
[04:09] Ren
    Do you know Reina-neenee, too?
[04:12] Futaba
    W-Well, kinda...
[04:15] Futaba
    If you're calling her that,
    is she your sister?
[04:20] Ren
    Yep! She sure is.
[04:22] Atsushi
    Futaba, this is Secret King Aha.
[04:25] Futaba
    "Secret King Aha"?
[04:26] Tadashi
    A separate aspect of King Aha!
[04:29] Futoshi
    And therefore equal in rank!
[04:31] Atsushi
    Plus, awesome at Hoke cards!
[04:34] Atsushi
    I'm getting my deck reviewed.
[04:36] Futaba
    Oh yeah? Well, thanks for that.
[04:40] Ren
    Your name is Futaba-chan?
[04:43] Ren
    Come and play with us!
[04:46] Futaba
    I guess I don't mind.
[04:47] Ren
    Really?! Yay!
[04:50] Ren
    Thanks, Futaba-chan!
[04:52] Futaba
    So forceful!
[04:55] Futaba
    But I won't be seduced!
[04:58] Ren
    What should we play?
[05:01] Ren
    Wait!
[05:03] Futaba
    Try and catch me if you think you can!
[05:06] Ren
    Gotcha!
[05:10] Futaba
    Y-Yeah...
[05:11] Ren
    Man, that sure was fun.
[05:15] Futaba
    Y-Yeah.
[05:18] Ren
    Reina-neenee! Raido-niinii!
[05:21] Atsushi
    King Aha!
[05:23] Ren
    I was playing with Futaba-chan,
    Akkun, and the guys!
[05:27] Aharen
    Thank you for playing with my little brother.
[05:32] Futaba
    B-Brother?
[05:34] Futaba
    You're a boy?
[05:37] Ren
    Yep, that's right.
[05:39] Futaba
    O-Oh!
[05:42] Futaba
    Then I shouldn't have to worry about Akkun!
[05:44] Ren
    Thanks for today!
[05:46] Ren
    Hug!
[05:47] Ren
    Let's play again sometime!
[05:49] Futaba
    S-Sure, of course.
[05:53] Ren
    I'll see you next time, Akkun.
[05:56] Atsushi
    Y-Yeah...
[05:58] Futaba
    Aharen Ren...
[06:00] Futaba
    We're enemies after all!
[06:05] Atsushi
    It's the king's steed!
[06:08] Tadashi
    Haven't seen you in a while!
[06:10] Futoshi
    Good boy, good boy! How you been?
[06:12] Atsushi
    Where's King Aha?
[06:14] Atsushi
    King Aha?!
[06:17] Tadashi
    Something about her seems...
[06:18] Futoshi
    More intense than usual!
[06:20] Atsushi
    Emergency council!
[06:22] Tadashi
    Chairman, what are we looking at?
[06:24] Atsushi
    No idea.
[06:25] Eru
    Excuse me, I'm—
[06:27] Atsushi
    Sorry! In a meeting!
[06:28] Eru
    Okay.
[06:29] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[06:30] Atsushi
    We apologize for the delay, True King Aha.
[06:32] Eru
    True King Aha...?
[06:34] Eru
    No, I'm—
[06:35] Atsushi
    You don't need to say it, Your Majesty.
[06:37] Atsushi
    The organization got to you, which is why
    you look smaller most of the time!
[06:41] Atsushi
    But this is your true form!
[06:43] Eru
    These are those grade schoolers
    Reina mentioned.
[06:47] Eru
    I'll see you around.
[06:48] Atsushi
    Wait, True King Aha!
[06:50] Atsushi
    Please, teach us how to skateboard!
[06:54] Eru
    Skateboard?
[06:55] Atsushi
    Yeah. We're not very good...
[06:57] Eru
    I can't turn them away.
    It'd reflect poorly on Reina.
[07:04] Eru
    Just for a bit, okay?
[07:05] Kids
    Thank you so much!
[07:07] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[07:12] Eru
    Now then...
[07:18] Eru
    So, as you see, if you just jump on,
    this is what happens.
[07:22] Eru
    So when starting out, it's a good to use
    a rail to get a feel for balancing.
[07:26] Eru
    Then...
[07:33] Eru
    If you move forward suddenly,
    it's dangerous, as I demonstrated here.
[07:38] Eru
    Best to start with practicing
    to get on the board.
[07:41] Eru
    Haste makes waste. Make sure to go slowly.
[07:45] Kids
    Right!
[07:47] Eru
    We'll continue your lessons another time.
[07:49] Eru
    Keep at it until then.
[07:51] Atsushi
    Yes, True King Aha!
[07:53] Kids
    Godspeed to you!
[08:01] Eru
    I messed up again...
[08:03] Eru
    Maybe I can't fill in for Reina after all.
[08:08] Eru
    No! I must to ensure Reina's
    reputation remains intact.
[08:14] Aharen
    Eru? Are you skating now?
[08:17] Eru
    Well... yes.
[08:19] Aharen
    Want me to help you practice?
[08:21] Ren
    Me, too! Let's do it together!
[08:26] Eru
    Thank you.
[08:50] Eru
    I'm finally able to ride it a little.
[08:53] Atsushi
    True King Aha!
[08:55] Atsushi
    Can you teach us cat's cradle this time?
[09:01] Futaba
    I heard that Akkun and the boys
    are into cat's cradle lately.
[09:06] Futaba
    Even I can do that!
[09:09] Futaba
    I'll show off my techniques,
    and he'll beg me to teach him!
[09:20] Futaba
    Yet again...
[09:21] Futaba
    Aharen Reina, you're putting
    the moves on Akkun again!
[09:25] Futaba
    You truly are my nemesis!
[09:27] Futaba
    Aharen Reina!
[09:31] Eru
    Oh? And you are?
[09:33] Futaba
    That's not Aharen Reina.
[09:36] Futaba
    Moreover, this calm aura...
[09:40] Futaba
    Fake Reina is not to be trifled with!
[09:43] Atsushi
    Futaba? Did you come to learn
    from True King Aha, too?
[09:48] Futaba
    Not really.
[09:51] Eru
    This girl is a friend of Reina's, too?
[09:54] Atsushi
    Then what are you here for?
[09:54] Eru
    She knows so many people...
[09:55] Futaba
    I just came to play cat's cradle!
[09:58] Eru
    Shall I teach you as well?
[10:03] Futaba
    I can...
[10:05] Futaba
    obviously do that myself!
[10:14] Futaba
    This is hard.
[10:16] Eru
    Oh?
[10:17] Eru
    You're the girl from yesterday.
[10:19] Futaba
    Wh-What do you want?
[10:24] Eru
    If you go like this, right here...
[10:27] Futaba
    I didn't ask for your help!
[10:32] Futaba
    M-Maybe you should show me after all.
[10:37] Eru
    In that case...
[10:39] Eru
    You take this here and go like this.
[10:42] Futaba
    Right.
[10:48] Futaba
    It worked!
[10:51] Eru
    I think you could master
    more complex designs.
[11:17] Futaba
    I'm kinda early. I wonder if she's here.
[11:20] Futaba
    There she is!
[11:22] Futaba
    Are you... practicing?
[11:25] Eru
    Futaba-san.
[11:27] Eru
    Indeed, I still have much to learn.
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[11:31] Futaba
    I see.
[11:33] Futaba
    So, Fake Reina...
[11:35] Futaba
    It's about time you tell me your name.
[11:40] Eru
    I'm so sorry. You must be disappointed.
[11:43] Futaba
    About what?
[11:45] Eru
    I'm no substitute
     for my big sister. For Reina.
[11:50] Futaba
    Substitute?
[11:52] Eru
    Yes.
[11:52] Futaba
    Well, of course you're not!
[11:56] Futaba
    Reina's Reina, and you're you.
[12:03] Futaba
    I don't need a substitute for Reina.
[12:06] Futaba
    I'm your friend.
[12:09] Futaba
    So tell me your name already!
[12:13] Eru
    I'm Aharen Eru. Please, call me Eru.
[12:17] Futaba
    Let's be good friends, Eru!
[12:21] Futaba
    I-I didn't mean anything weird by it...
[12:26] Eru
    Thank you.
[12:27] Eru
    Besides...
[12:28] Atsushi
    Hey!
[12:30] Atsushi
    True King Aha!
[12:32] Atsushi
    Could you teach us how to jump rope today?
[12:35] Atsushi
    Oh, Futaba?
[12:37] Atsushi
    Are you getting individual training
    from the true king?
[12:39] Atsushi
    Can I get in on that, please?
[12:41] Tadashi
    Me, too!
[12:41] Futoshi
    Same!
[12:42] Futaba
    It's not just me, you know?
    They all feel the same way.
[12:47] Eru
    Then let's all jump rope together.
[12:50] Kids
    Right!
[12:52] Eru
    As you can see, starting
    too suddenly is dangerous.
[13:00] Futaba
    Aharen Eru...
[13:03] Futaba
    You're my enemy, too!
[13:11] Ren
    Morning, Eru-neenee.
[13:13] Eru
    Good morning, Ren.
[13:17] Eru
    Good morning, Reina.
[13:20] Aharen
    Good morning, you two.
[13:22] Ren
    Morning...
[13:27] Eru
    This is quite a breakfast feast.
[13:30] Aharen
    Don't worry. I was making lunch anyway.
[13:33] Eru
    I see.
[13:36] Aharen
    I put out a change of clothes for you, Ren.
[13:39] Aharen
    And I ironed your uniform, Eru.
[13:43] Eru
    Thank you. But...
[13:46] Aharen
    Eru.
[13:49] Aharen
    You've got bed head.
[13:52] Eru
    Th-Thank you...
[13:54] Aharen
    I'll fix yours next, Ren.
[13:56] Ren
    'Kay.
[13:58] Ren
    Reina-neenee always impresses.
[14:01] Eru
    She does.
[14:02] Ren
    I know! Why don't we show her our gratitude!
[14:05] Eru
    Our gratitude, hmm?
[14:08] Eru
    This is perfect.
[14:10] Eru
    I need to show Reina
    how independent I've become.
[14:13] Eru
    So that she won't worry so much about me!
[14:15] Eru
    Good idea. Considering all she does for us.
[14:18] Ren
    Yay!
[14:24] Eru
    What are you doing out here?!
[14:27] Ren
    I called him.
[14:29] Ren
    Raido-niinii knows stuff
    that Reina-neenee likes,
[14:33] Ren
    so he can give us ideas on how to thank her!
[14:35] Raido
    It appears the two of them want to thank
    Aharen-san for all she's done.
[14:40] Raido
    Wait, could this be...
[14:43] Raido
    Omertà!
[14:44] Raido
    The code of the European mafia
    that can give rise to pentito,
[14:49] Raido
    where whoever breaks it is harshly punished.
[14:52] Raido
    Maybe that's what Aharen-san has done,
[14:54] Raido
    and her family wants to
    "show their gratitude"!
[14:57] Eru
    I can't have this. It's a family matter.
[15:01] Eru
    I'd rather not involve outsiders like you.
[15:05] Eru
    I can't prove to Reina how
    independent I've become otherwise!
[15:10] Raido
    Whoa, whoa. Easy there.
[15:12] Ren
    Come on, Eru-neenee!
[15:14] Ren
    If he lends a hand,
[15:16] Ren
    we can be sure Reina-neenee
     will really enjoy it!
[15:21] Eru
    You're right. Very well.
[15:28] Ren
    Thanks for helping us shop!
[15:31] Raido
    These are heavy,
    so I'll carry them until we're closer.
[15:34] Eru
    That's quite unnecessary.
[15:36] Eru
    You're free to go home. Now.
[15:38] Eru
    Thank you for your help.
[15:40] Ren
    Eru-neenee! Niinii said he'd carry them!
[15:45] Raido
    No, it's okay, Ren-kun.
[15:47] Eru
    But...!
[15:48] Eru
    If I let him help any more...
[15:50] Ren
    No buts!
[15:52] Ren
    Eru-neenee, you've been acting weird.
[15:55] Eru
    I can't let him help us any more!
[16:06] Ren
    Gosh, I can't believe you, Eru-neenee!
[16:09] Ren
    I'm going home!
[16:09] Eru
    Ren, wait!
[16:10] Eru
    Don't go on your own!
[16:12] Ren
    I can make it just fine!
[16:21] Eru
    I'm sorry.
[16:24] Eru
    I'm... jealous of you.
[16:28] Eru
    Since you're Reina's favorite.
[16:32] Eru
    And there's nothing I can do
    to be her favorite anymore.
[16:37] Raido
    It might be true...
[16:41] Raido
    that you can't replace me, Eru-san.
[16:45] Raido
    But I can't replace you, either.
[16:49] Eru
    Someone's said that to me before.
[16:53] (Flashback) Futaba
    Reina's Reina, and you're you.
[16:57] (Flashback) Futaba
    I don't need a substitute for Reina.
[17:00] (Flashback) Futaba
    I'm your friend.
[17:02] Eru
    I should've known better,
    but I'm making the same mistakes.
[17:06] Eru
    I can't believe I thought
    I'd really become independent.
[17:10] Eru
    No wonder Reina thinks
    she has to look after me.
[17:15] Eru
    Thank you.
[17:17] Raido
    Sure.
[17:23] Aharen
    Eru?
[17:25] Aharen
    Wasn't Ren with you?
[17:28] Aharen
    He hasn't come back yet.
[17:30] Eru
    What about his phone?
[17:31] Aharen
    It's not turned on.
[17:33] Eru
    Oh no... Did he run away?
[17:36] Eru
    Because of me... Ren's...
[17:38] Raido
    Stay calm. We can't be sure
    he's run away from home.
[17:42] Raido
    He might just not want to come home yet.
[17:45] Raido
    Everyone has times when
    they need a moment to themselves.
[17:49] Raido
    Let's wait a bit longer.
[17:55] Eru
    Reina...
[17:58] Eru
    I understand.
[18:07] Riku
    Hey, it's the little bro.
[18:09] Riku
    Kinda late for him to be out alone, though.
[18:12] Riku
    Don't tell me...
[18:13] Riku
    He's run away from home?!
[18:16] Riku
    In that case, if I bring him back,
[18:18] Riku
    I can earn major points with Aha-chan!
[18:20] Riku
    Hey! Little bro—
[18:22] Riku
    Wait, hang on.
    If I single him out suddenly...
[18:25] Sign
    Hakukaren Police
    
    Incident Report
    
    At around 5:30 PM, a 17-year-old high school female
    in gyaru fashion called out to a child asking, "Are you lost?"
    The child, feeling endangered, called out for help and made
    appropriate use of a crime prevention buzzer.
[18:25] Riku
    That's one of those things that
    makes you look like a creeper!
[18:30] Riku
    What do I do?
    Maybe I should just let him go.
[18:33] Riku
    But then...
[18:36] Ren
    Why did Eru-neenee get so mad?
[18:42] Ren
    I had better go home soon
    or everyone will worry.
[18:48] Ren
    Riku-neenee?
[18:51] Riku
    H-Hey, fancy running into you...
[18:54] Ren
    Riku-neenee...
[18:59] Riku
    Whoa, I didn't even do anything!
[19:03] Riku
    I see now. I get it.
[19:05] Riku
    You wanna thank your big sis, huh?
[19:07] Ren
    But Eru-neenee was so mean to Raido-niiniii...
[19:12] Riku
    I have no idea what advice to give here.
[19:15] Riku
    Well, I'm kinda shocked!
[19:17] Riku
    I didn't realize Aha-chan had two siblings.
    I thought it was just you.
[19:21] Riku
    Wait, it's not just me... There's two of us.
[19:27] Riku
    Could it be Eru-neenee wanted
    to do this just the two of us?
[19:33] Riku
    If that's the case... I was a real jerk.
[19:37] Riku
    Well, if that's how you feel,
    the best thing to do is to apologize.
[19:42] Riku
    I mean, it might take a little courage,
    but I bet you can pull it off, Ren-kun.
[19:50] Ren
    Okay! Thank you, Riku-neenee!
[19:54] Riku
    S-Sure.
[19:56] Riku
    Okay, I'd better be off!
[19:59] Riku
    Bye-bye!
[20:00] Riku
    That was a shocker!
[20:02] Riku
    Getting hugged by a super-extroverted
    grade schooler is wild!
[20:06] Riku
    Good luck, little man!
[20:23] Ren
    I'm sorry, Eru-neenee!
[20:26] Ren
    I didn't realize how you felt!
[20:28] Eru
    It's okay.
[20:30] Eru
    I'm sorry, too.
[20:33] Eru
    You were thinking of Reina
     when you asked for Raido-san's help.
[20:37] Ren
    But if we're showing her how grateful we are,
    it'd be better if the two of us did something!
[20:42] Ren
    Because we both love Reina-neenee!
[20:47] Eru
    This is for Reina, who we both love.
[21:02] Aharen
    Thank you for the food.
[21:04] Eru
    Please, do enjoy.
[21:11] Aharen
    It's good.
[21:12] Aharen
    It's got the potatoes I like in it.
[21:19] Aharen
    These sweet ones are my favorite.
[21:22] Ren
    I made the eggs!
[21:25] Aharen
    They turned out great.
[21:27] Eru
    What do you think, Reina?
[21:29] Eru
    We can do all sorts of things on our own now.
[21:32] Eru
    So it's okay if you want
    more time to yourself.
[21:36] Reina
    Time to myself...?
[21:40] Eru
    At least, that's what I thought.
[21:42] Eru
    But I've realized I still have
    a lot of growing to do.
[21:45] Eru
    Which is why I'm going to keep
     relying on you, Reina.
[21:50] Eru
    But we want you to rely on us more, too.
[22:01] Aharen
    Thank you two. I love you both very much.
[22:05] Eru
    I mean, we are family. This was nothing.
[22:09] Ren
    Oh, right!
[22:14] Eru
    What's this?
[22:15] Ren
    Since we're showing gratitude
    to big sisters, this is for you, Eru-neenee!
[22:22] Ren
    Can't breathe!
[23:56] Sign
    Next Time
[23:56] Sign
    A Class Trip, Huh?

Season 2

7 - A Class Trip, Huh?

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[00:13] Sign
    Class Trip:
    Tokyo
[00:13] Tobaru
    It's time to discuss our class trip.
[00:19] Tobaru
    You'll be forming groups of five,
[00:22] Tobaru
    and each group will plan for how
    you'll spend your free time.
[00:26] Raido
    The class trip should be fun.
[00:29] Raido
    Everyone's really excited.
[00:31] Raido
    And Aharen-san is...
[00:37] Aharen
    This is going to be great.
[00:38] Raido
    It sure is.
[00:40] Raido
    She's so pumped, she's dancing in place.
[00:44] Raido
    And there's a good reason why.
[00:47] Raido
    This class trip isn't just
    any class trip to her.
[00:51] Raido
    It's an escape from the the rat race!
[00:54] Raido
    A rare opportunity to be free of the everyday
    doldrums of school, home, and relationships!
[01:00] Raido
    For Aharen-san's sake,
    I want to make sure this goes well.
[02:35] Riku
    The time has finally come...
[02:39] Riku
    My judgment day!
[02:40] Riku
    Deciding groups for the trip
    is a terrifying event
[02:44] Riku
    where friendships take tangible form!
[02:46] Riku
    If you don't have enough friends or
    you're in a lot of one-sided friendships...
SIGN    Episode Seven A Class Trip, Huh?
[02:51] Riku
    then no one will pick you,
    leaving you all alone.
[02:54] Riku
    But I'll be fine!
    I'm tight with lots of people this year!
[02:58] Riku
    Let's see. We're making groups of five, so...
[03:01] Riku
    Oshiro-san, Aha-chan, Mr. Boyfriend,
    Ishikawa-kun, and Sato-san...
[03:09] Riku
    There's six of us.
[03:11] Riku
    Somebody's gonna be left out!
[03:13] Riku
    Oh no! I'm the new addition
    to the friend circle!
[03:18] Riku
    I'm bound for hell!
[03:19] Riku
    A hell of a class trip with kids I don't know
[03:22] Riku
    being half-heartedly considerate
    with each other.
[03:25] Riku
    I might need to be prepared
    to sabotage someone else in order to—
[03:29] Riku
    No, I could never do something that mean!
[03:32] Raido
    So you're gonna be
    in another group, Ishikawa?
[03:35] Ishikawa
    Yeah, sorry.
[03:36] Friend A
    Hey, Ishikawa! Hurry up!
[03:39] Ishikawa
    All right, I'm coming!
[03:46] Riku
    Did Ishikawa-kun give up his spot for me?
[03:50] Riku
    Are you an angel?!
    I won't let your death be in vain!
[03:53] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[03:54] Raido
    Ishikawa got invited
    by some of his other friends.
[03:57] Sato
    He has a lot, so I'm not surprised.
[03:59] Oshiro
    Riku-chan, come join our group!
[04:02] Riku
    Can I?!
[04:03] Oshiro
    Of course.
[04:09] Sato
    You sure you don't wanna be in our group?
[04:12] Ishikawa
    Yeah. Five people means
    one of us gets left out anyway.
[04:16] Sato
    I know, but that doesn't mean
    you have to be the one to go...
[04:21] Ishikawa
    It's cool! I've got plenty of friends.
[04:24] Sato
    Yeah, yeah.
[04:26] Sato
    Did something happen?
[04:27] Sato
    You always joke around like this
    when something's eating you.
[04:32] Ishikawa
    Yeah, I guess so. Well...
[04:36] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    Raido, you and Aharen-san had
    better be happy together, okay?
[04:41] Ishikawa
    I mean, it's less that something happened
[04:44] Ishikawa
    and more that I figured it'd be better
    if I wasn't around. For the two of them.
[04:49] Sato
    Ishikawa-kun...
[04:51] Ishikawa
    And so...
[04:52] Ishikawa
    I'm counting on you to look out for them.
[04:57] Sato
    So, is everyone okay
    with me being group leader?
[05:00] All
    Sure!
[05:01] Sato
    First, let's pick a destination
    for our free time.
[05:04] All
    Okay!
[05:05] Sato
    I've got a suggestion!
[05:07] Oshiro
    Go ahead.
[05:08] Sato
    It's kind of a cliché, but...
    Yonrio Cuteland!
[05:09] Sign
    Yonrio Cuteland
[05:13] Sato
    You next, Oshiro-san.
[05:15] Sato
    A magazine?
[05:16] Oshiro
    To be honest, there's a place I had in mind...
SIGN    All you can eat
SIGN    As delicious as
    it is beautiful
[05:21] Riku
    Whoa, that looks so good!
[05:23] Sato
    Okay, you go next, Tamanaha-san.
[05:27] Riku
    I was so worried about getting into
    a group, I didn't think of anything.
[05:31] Riku
    I-I'll pass for now.
[05:34] Sato
    Okay, then Aharen-san.
[05:37] Raido
    I wonder where Aharen-san
    would like to visit.
[05:44] Raido
    I'll follow you wherever you want to go.
[05:47] Aharen
    Where do you want to go, Raido-kun?
[05:50] Raido
    Me? I was thinking...
[05:55] Raido
    Tokyo DenisySea.
[05:58] Oshiro
    Another classic destination.
[06:00] Riku
    I like it!
[06:01] Sato
    I'm kinda surprised you'd suggest
     Denisy though, Raido-kun.
[06:04] Raido
    Well...
[06:13] (Flashback) Aharen
    It'd be nice to go there someday.
[06:18] Raido
    And it's been on my mind
    ever since she said that.
[06:25] Aharen
    Y-You actually remembered that?
[06:28] Raido
    Of course.
[06:30] Sato
    I think that settles it, then!
[06:34] PA
    Thank you for flying with us today.
[06:38] PA
    Please store your carry-on bags
    in the overhead compartment
[06:41] PA
    or under the seat in front of you.
[06:44] Ishikawa
    You two ever fly before?
[06:45] Aharen
    I have.
[06:46] Raido
    This is my first time.
[06:48] Ishikawa
    Same here!
[06:49] Ishikawa
    Kinda exciting, huh?
[06:51] Raido
    An airplane is no less than...
[06:53] Raido
    the safest form of transport—
    travel by flight!
[06:58] Raido
    It has the lowest fatality rate of
    all modern forms of transportation.
[07:02] Raido
    It's been calculated at
    as low as one in a million.
[07:05] Raido
    That's supposedly 1/2,000th the
    chance of getting in a car accident!
[07:11] PA
    We'll be taking off soon.
[07:15] Aharen
    You okay?
[07:17] Raido
    I-I'm fine.
[07:22] Aharen
    I get a little nervous...
[07:25] Aharen
    Is it okay if I hold your hand?
[07:34] Raido
    To be honest, I'm nervous, too.
[07:37] Raido
    I feel a little better now, though. Thanks.
[07:43] Aharen
    Me, too. Thanks.
[07:48] Miyahira
    Momo-chan?! Are you okay?!
[07:50] Tobaru
    Esteem at 800 kilometers per hour...
[07:53] Raido
    I think our teacher gets nervous, too.
[08:04] Raido
    So this is Tokyo, huh?
[08:06] Sato
    Everybody here?
[08:07] Raido
    Yeah. And with that...
[08:09] Raido
    Let's be off to Tokyo DenisySea!
[08:12] Sato
    That's not until our free time tomorrow!
[08:15] Raido
    Oh, that's right.
[08:16] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[08:18] Bus PA
    As we pass Sensoji-mae,
    you'll see directly in front of us...
[08:23] Bus PA
    the Tokyo Bigguytree.
[08:25] Raido
    That's a famous landmark.
[08:27] Bus PA
    And on your left, there's Tokyo Hightree.
[08:31] Bus PA
    Across from it is the Tokyo Goesbytree.
[08:34] Bus PA
    Near that, the Tokyo Closebytree.
[08:38] Bus PA
    And the newly constructed Sprytree.
[08:40] Bus PA
    The bright red one is the Tokyo Ruddytree.
[08:43] Raido
    A lot of trees in Tokyo, huh?
[08:47] Bus PA
    If you'll look at your pamphlets from earlier,
[08:49] Bus PA
    there are details on a new tower
    under construction as well.
[08:52] Sign
    Tokyo
    Crytree
[08:52] Sign
    Cry
[08:52] Sign
    Tokyo Goldeneyetree
[09:01] Sato
    I win!
[09:03] Aharen
    I'm out, too.
[09:04] Riku
    Let's play again!
[09:07] Miyahira
    Okay, everyone! Ten minutes until lights out.
[09:11] Miyahira
    You can stay up if you want,
    but keep it down, okay?
[09:14] Miyahira
    And make sure to turn the lights out.
[09:16] Girls
    Okay!
[09:18] Sato
    We're gonna be walking a ton tomorrow,
    so let's turn in early.
[09:21] Oshiro
    Yeah.
[09:22] Riku
    'Kay.
[09:26] Sato
    Today really flew by, huh?
[09:30] Oshiro
    It really did.
[09:34] Aharen
    Raido-kun?
[09:36] Raido
    Hey. Good evening.
[09:37] Aharen
    What is it?
[09:39] Raido
    It's almost lights-out, and I was
    wondering how you're doing.
[09:41] Raido
    Well? Having a good time?
[09:43] Aharen
    Yeah. It's been a lot of fun.
[09:46] Raido
    That's good. I'm having a blast, too.
[09:48] Aharen
    I'm glad.
[09:50] Raido
    And I'm really looking forward to going
     to DenisySea with you tomorrow.
[09:53] aharen
    Yeah.
[10:00] Aharen
    Let's have lots of fun.
[10:11] Sato
    Let's go, everyone!
[10:12] All
    Yeah!
[10:13] Sato
    Have your tickets ready.
[10:14] All
    Right.
[10:16] Raido
    I've got mine where it belongs!
    In my ticket holder!
[10:20] Sign
    Empty
[10:26] Sign
    Empty
[10:37] Sign
    Empty
[10:43] Raido
    Oh no. Don't tell me...
[10:46] Raido
    Did I forget my ticket?!
[10:50] Raido
    I forgot my ticket!
[10:53] Sato
    Nobody forgot their ticket, right?
[10:55] All
    No!
[10:58] Raido
    Everyone, I—
[10:59] Riku
    Come on, no one's gonna forget!
    We're not little kids!
[11:03] Riku
    Anyone who forgot would be in for a spanking!
[11:07] Riku
    Right, Mr. Boyfriend?
[11:09] Raido
    A... A spanking?
[11:14] Riku
    I-I-If I upset you somehow...
[11:17] Raido
    No, I've just been so foolish.
[11:20] Raido
    I'm sorry, you guys...
[11:22] Raido
    It seems I've forgotten my ticket.
[11:27] Riku
    O-Oh, I would never dream of actually...
[11:29] Sato
    You forgot it? At home?
[11:32] Raido
    No, I'm sure I put it in my luggage.
[11:35] Raido
    So it should be at the hotel.
[11:36] Oshiro
    In that case, can't you go back and grab it?
[11:39] Raido
    Yeah. Go ahead and get started without me.
[11:45] Raido
    Aharen-san, I'm really sorry.
[11:48] Raido
    I won't be able to watch
    the parade with you.
[12:10] Aharen
    Everyone makes mistakes.
    And what's done is done.
[12:16] Aharen
    You've always had my back
    when I've made mistakes.
[12:22] Aharen
    So don't worry. I'll be waiting.
[12:28] Oshiro
    That's right! It happens to all of us.
[12:31] Riku
    Y-Yeah. All the time
[12:33] Sato
    Don't sweat it.
[12:35] Raido
    Thank you all so much.
[12:38] Raido
    Well, the sooner the better. I'm gonna go.
[12:41] Aharen
    Be careful.
[12:47] Raido
    There it is!
[12:48] Raido
    It fell out of the ticket holder
    in my suitcase.
[12:54] Miyahira
    Did you find it?
[12:55] Raido
    I did. Sorry for the trouble, Sensei.
[12:59] Tobaru
    Raido-san, you were headed
    to DenisySea, right?
[13:02] Raido
    Yes.
[13:03] Tobaru
    I'm afraid I have some bad news.
[13:09] Oshiro
    This would look good on you, Riku-chan.
[13:14] Riku
    W-Well, what do you think?
[13:16] Oshiro
    It's super cute!
[13:20] Sato
    I think I'll go with this.
[13:26] Sato
    Aharen-san.
[13:29] Sato
    Ta-da! Does it look okay?
[13:32] Aharen
    Sato-san...
[13:34] Aharen
    Yeah. It's really nice.
[13:55] Oshiro
    This is so much fun.
[13:56] Riku
    I know, right?
[13:57] Sato
    Hopefully Raido-kun won't be long.
[14:00] Sato
    Maybe he's headed back now.
[14:02] Sato
    Oh no! The train's out of service!
[14:07] Oshiro
    Wait, really?
[14:09] Sato
    Oh, but this says it'll be back up
     and running in an hour.
[14:12] Oshiro
    An hour, huh?
[14:13] Riku
    But if he has to wait, it's that
    much longer before he gets here.
[14:17] Aharen
    Raido-kun...
[14:20] Raido
    There's an alternate route,
    but that'll take over an hour.
[14:23] Sign
    Destination: Tokyo DenisySea
[14:23] Sign
    Denisy Resort Line
[14:23] Sign
    End
[14:23] Raido
    Then again, there's no guarantee
    service will be back by then.
[14:27] Raido
    Should I wait? Or take a different train?
[14:29] Raido
    Damn it! How could I let this happen?
[14:33] Raido
    I'm so stupid!
[14:34] Tobaru
    Raido-san.
[14:37] Tobaru
    Get in.
[14:38] Raido
    A rental car?
[14:40] Miyahira
    We happened to be headed to Denisy ourselves.
[14:43] Miyahira
    We'll give you a lift.
[14:44] Raido
    You were going to the theme park, too?
[14:47] Tobaru
    For work.
[14:48] Tobaru
    On your free time day,
    teachers are supposed to head to locations
[14:52] Tobaru
    likely to have a lot of students
    in the event of any kind of trouble.
[14:56] Miyahira
    Or, at least, that's the pretense.
    We were really just going to have fun.
[15:00] Tobaru
    We were going for work, Miyahira-sensei.
[15:03] Tobaru
    That being the case, are you coming or not?
[15:06] Raido
    Thank you so much!
[15:10] Miyahira
    All right, here we go!
[15:19] Raido
    Wait for me, Aharen-san!
[15:24] Miyahira
    You want to be let out here?
[15:26] Raido
    You're both lifesavers.
[15:29] Miyahira
    Don't mention it. Now hurry along.
[15:30] Raido
    Okay!
[15:34] Miyahira
    Ah, to be young again!
[15:36] Tobaru
    Indeed.
[15:40] Aharen
    Raido-kun.
[15:44] Raido
    Sorry for taking so long.
[15:46] Oshiro
    That was fast!
[15:47] Sato
    But the train still isn't running...
[15:49] Raido
    The teachers gave me a lift in their car.
[15:52] Raido
    But I'm really sorry
    I didn't make it for the para—
[15:57] Aharen
    Come on!
[15:59] Raido
    Huh? What about the others?
[16:00] Aharen
    We're splitting up!
[16:02] Aharen
    We might've missed the parade,
[16:04] Aharen
    but in exchange, I want you to hear me out!
[16:08] Aharen
    I want to have so much fun
    with you, Raido-kun!
[16:12] Aharen
    So I thought up a route to have the most
     fun in the shortest amount of time.
[16:17] Aharen
    The others helped me. And they said
    they would rather take it easy.
[16:22] Aharen
    Do you mind?
[16:26] Raido
    Of course not.
     I want to have fun with you, too!
[16:30] Raido
    Thank you!
[16:59] Oshiro
    Ah, I had a great time.
[17:00] Sato
    I did, too.
[17:02] Riku
    I don't wanna go home...
[17:04] Oshiro
    I get that.
[17:05] Sato
    We're gonna have to change trains soon.
[17:07] Riku
    We're really headed back, huh?
[17:09] Sato
    What should we do?
[17:12] Oshiro
    I think they're tuckered out
    from running around so much.
[17:15] Oshiro
    Let's let them rest a bit longer.
[17:30] Ishikawa
    Wow. All that happened at DenisySea?
[17:33] Sato
    Yeah.
[17:41] Ishikawa
    There really is no competing with Aharen-san.
[17:51] Ren
    Eru-neenee, Eru-neenee!
[17:53] Ren
    Fight me in Smash Pros!
[17:56] Ren
    Today'll be the day I finally beat you!
[17:59] Eru
    Okay. Challenge accepted.
[18:04] Announcer
    Game set!
[18:05] Ren
    Ack, you got me!
[18:07] Ren
    I guess I can't beat you after all...
[18:11] Eru
    I just happened to win that one.
[18:15] Sign
    Strategy Notes
[18:17] Eru
    But you did well for yourself.
[18:19] Ren
    Really?!
[18:20] Eru
    Yes.
[18:21] Ren
    Then let's play this one next!
    I just bought it!
[18:24] Eru
    I-I just need a little time...
[18:29] Ren
    Welcome back, Reina-neenee!
[18:31] Aharen
    I'm home.
[18:32] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[18:34] Eru
    And these are...
[18:35] Ren
    Our souvenirs?
[18:37] Aharen
    I ended up buying some, too.
[18:43] Raido Sis
    Welcome home, Niichan!
[18:45] Raido
    Hey. I'm back.
[18:46] Raido Sis
    What's up? You wanna eat?
    Maybe a bath first?
[18:49] Raido Sis
    You must be tired! Let me get your stuff!
[18:52] Raido
    Oh, thanks.
[18:56] Raido Sis
    Sir, you're so tense!
[18:59] Raido Sis
    Niichan! Niichan!
[19:05] Raido Sis
    How's that? It doesn't hurt, does it?
[19:07] Raido
    Nah, you're good.
[19:09] Raido Sis
    He's not coughing up my souvenir...
[19:12] Raido Sis
    Maybe I'll need to ask directly.
[19:15] Raido Sis
    Hey, Niichan, I was wondering...
[19:17] Raido Sis
    Did you buy any souvenirs or anything?
[19:20] Raido
    Souvenirs?
[19:22] Raido
    Oh, sorry.
[19:24] Raido
    I completely forgot.
[19:28] Raido
    Here you go.
[19:29] Raido
    I got you something
    but forgot to give it to you.
[19:32] Raido
    Sorry about the delay.
[19:34] Raido Sis
    Oh, I see! So you really did remember.
[19:36] Raido Sis
    Thanks a bunch.
[19:39] Raido Sis
    Well, game over.
[19:42] Raido
    Wait, no.
[19:45] Raido
    This one's yours.
[19:48] Raido
    I bought this for myself.
[19:50] Raido Sis
    The DenisySea-exclusive
    stuffed Mucchi Moose...
[19:54] Raido Sis
    You remembered that I wanted this?
[19:57] Raido
    What are you talking about?
[19:59] Raido
    You've always loved the guy.
    How could I forget that?
[20:04] Raido Sis
    I-I see...
[20:07] Raido Sis
    Well, now that I've got it, thanks! Bye-bye!
[20:11] Raido
    What gives? That was so cold. And abrupt.
[20:15] Raido Sis
    Thank you so much, Niichan!
[20:21] Raido
    I bought it on a whim but...
[20:21] Penant sign
    DenisySea
[20:23] Raido
    I don't know what it's for.
[21:56] Sato
    The class trip sure was fun, huh?
[21:59] Oshiro
    We took a lot of pictures, too.
[22:03] Riku
    The class trip was fun,
    but I have one regret...
[22:08] (Flashback) Riku
    Anyone who forgot would be in for a spanking!
[22:12] (Flashback) Raido
    It seems I've forgotten my ticket.
[22:18] Riku
    He's bound to be mad about all that.
[22:22] Riku
    He's had this scary look
    on his face ever since.
[22:27] Riku
    I have to apologize! I have to! I have to!
[22:33] Raido
    Tamanaha-san...
[22:37] Riku
    Gotta...
[22:38] Riku
    Gotta potty!
[22:41] Raido
    I was going to ask her to send
    her pics from the class trip...
[22:50] Riku
    I didn't apologize.
[22:52] Riku
    I really am the absolute worst.
    Total garbage. I suck.
[22:55] Oshiro
    You okay, Riku-chan?
[22:58] Riku
    Oshiro-san!
[23:03] Oshiro
    I don't think Raido-kun minded, but...
[23:06] Oshiro
    If you feel bad, you should just apologize.
[23:14] Raido
    Tamanaha-san, about before—
[23:15] Riku
    Mr. Boyfriend... I mean, Raido-kun.
[23:28] Raido
    What's wrong?! Are you okay?
[23:30] Riku
    I'm sorry.
[23:32] Riku
    I hurt your feelings...
    and I've been meaning to apologize.
[23:36] Raido
    What are you talking about?
[23:38] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[23:40] Raido
    Oh, that did happen, didn't it?
[23:42] Raido
    I'd forgotten all about it.
[23:43] Riku
    You did?!
[23:47] Riku
    These people...
[23:48] Riku
    It's an assembly of saints!
[23:50] Riku
    I'm the only wicked one!
[23:53] Sato
    Are you okay?!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    It's Christmas, Huh?

Season 2

8 - It's Christmas, Huh?

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[00:17] Raido
    Hey there, Ren-kun.
[00:20] Ren
    Raido-niinii!
[00:22] Ren
    Huh? Where's Neenee? She's not with you?
[00:26] Raido
    She had a meeting with the
    guidance counselor after school,
[00:28] Raido
    so I'm on my own today.
[00:30] Raido
    What are you up to?
[00:32] Ren
    I was looking for a birthday
    present to get Neenee.
[00:37] Raido
    A birthday present? For Reina-neenee?
[00:40] Ren
    Yeah.
[00:42] Raido
    I see! That must mean Aharen-san's
    birthday is coming up!
[00:47] Raido
    Ren-kun, thanks for letting me know.
[00:49] Ren
    Sure!
[00:53] Raido
    She never mentioned it. Kind of a shame.
[00:56] Raido
    However...
[00:58] Raido
    now I have the chance
    to get her a surprise present!
SIGN    Episode Eight It's Christmas, Huh?
[02:38] Raido
    If I'm going to surprise her,
    I can't just ask what she wants.
[02:42] Raido
    Which leaves...
[02:44] Raido
    asking around about
    what girls are into these days.
[02:47] Oshiro
    Wh-What did you want to talk about?
[02:50] Raido
    Is there anything you'd
     want for a present, Oshiro-san?
[02:53] Oshiro
    A-Are you trying to say...
[02:56] Raido
    Yeah, I guess I'm being kinda obvious.
    I'm thinking about a gift.
[02:59] Oshiro
    H-How could you, Raido-kun?
[03:03] Oshiro
    I'm disappointed in you!
[03:05] Raido
    Whoa, wait a sec!
[03:07] Oshiro
    You can't go giving me presents!
[03:10] Oshiro
    Not when you have Reina-chan!
[03:14] Raido
    Oh well. Next is...
[03:17] Riku
    What? You wanna ask me something?
[03:19] Raido
    Yeah. What kind of stuff do you like?
[03:22] Riku
    M-Mr. Boyfriend is trying
    to find out what I like.
[03:26] Riku
    Could this be—
[03:28] Mafia Boss
    This is a darling little daughter you have.
[03:31] Man
    Please, leave her alone! Anything but that!
[03:34] Riku
    He's indirectly threatening
    to go after what I hold dear!
[03:38] Riku
    Spare my life!
[03:40] Raido
    Wait, what?!
[03:43] Raido
    Guess I'll have to figure this out myself.
[03:48] Raido
    I mean, what's commercially
    available isn't everything.
[03:53] Raido
    I need to consider something handmade, too.
[03:54] Stick sign
    Happy birthday,
    Aharen-san
[04:00] Raido
    Her birthday just keeps getting closer,
    and I still don't have an answer.
[04:09] Sign
    Taiyaki
    We vouch for our flavor
[04:10] Raido
    The taiyaki shop?
[04:13] Raido
    Don't tell me... I've got it!
[04:15] Raido
    What Aharen-san really wants...
[04:18] Sign
    1 Azuki=Yen
[04:18] Raido
    is to speculate on azuki stocks!
[04:20] Raido
    That way, she can use her sparse funds
    to earn dozens of times more!
[04:25] Raido
    Is she looking for a way to make easy money?!
[04:29] Raido
    Except this also carries the risk
    of losing your investment...
[04:34] Raido
    One wrong move could lead to bankruptcy!
[04:38] Raido
    Is Aharen-san really willing
    to gamble like that?!
[04:46] Aharen
    Here.
[04:49] Aharen
    You can have half.
[04:53] Aharen
    You've looked like you were
    worried about something lately.
[04:58] Aharen
    So...
[05:00] Aharen
    If you don't mind,
    I'd be happy to talk about it.
[05:06] Raido
    She's worried about me...
[05:08] Raido
    What a fool I've been!
[05:10] Raido
    Aharen-san, is there
    anything you want right now?
[05:14] Raido
    I've been trying to figure out
    what to get for your birthday present.
[05:18] Aharen
    Oh... but I never even mentioned it...
[05:23] Aharen
    You don't have to get me anything.
[05:25] Aharen
    But...
[05:27] Aharen
    I'm really glad. Thank you.
[05:29] Raido
    That's a relief.
[05:32] Raido
    Still, is there anything you want?
[05:35] Aharen
    In that case, can I ask you to do something?
[05:40] Everyone
    Happy birthday, Aharen-san!
[05:47] Raido
    You wanted a birthday party, huh?
[05:50] Ishikawa
    Thanks for the invite!
[05:52] Riku
    Y-Yeah, thanks!
[05:55] Riku
    I can't believe I'm actually
    at a friend's birthday party!
[05:58] Aharen
    I haven't had many parties like this before.
[06:02] Aharen
    Thank you.
[06:04] Raido
    Sure. Don't mention it.
[06:05] Raido
    Now, let's get to business.
[06:08] Raido
    Here. Your birthday present:
    a life-sized doll of me.
[06:12] Raido
    I thought long and hard,
    and this is what I chose.
[06:16] Raido
    Do you like it?
[06:18] Aharen
    Yeah. Thank you.
[06:21] Aharen
    Now, Raido-kun, if you don't mind...
[06:24] Raido
    What's up?
[06:27] Ishikawa
    Ready and...
[06:30] Ishikawa
    Happy birthday, Raido-kun!
[06:34] Raido
    For me?
[06:35] Aharen
    Yeah.
[06:36] Ishikawa
    The surprise worked perfectly!
[06:38] Ishikawa
    Imagine that, you two sharing
     the same birthday!
[06:41] Sato
    We came up with the plan.
[06:43] Riku
    I also get to surprise
    a friend for their birthday!
[06:48] Riku
    I'm so glad to be alive!
[06:51] Raido
    I guess it is something, huh?
[06:55] Aharen
    Here. A present from me.
[06:57] Aharen
    Sorry for keeping it a secret.
[06:59] Aharen
    I got the feeling you'd shoot
    a gift down if I brought it up.
[07:03] Aharen
    But I wanted to celebrate you, too.
[07:06] Aharen
    Happy birthday, Raido-kun.
[07:08] Raido
    Yeah. I'm really glad. Thank you.
[07:13] Raido
    Can I go ahead and open it?
[07:19] Raido
    This is...
[07:20] Aharen
    A life-sized Raido-kun doll.
[07:24] Raido
    Yeah. Thank you.
[07:30] Raido
    Today's a good day to clean up my room.
[07:34] Sign
    Physics
[07:35] Sign
    Geography
[07:37] Raido
    My notes from middle school.
[07:40] Raido
    That takes me back.
[07:42] Sign
    Raido's Diary
[07:43] Raido
    Hey, my diary.
[07:48] Raido
    At long last, I have managed
    to descend upon the mortal realm.
[07:51] Raido
    'Tis the advent of the demon lord's
    heir apparent, the almighty Raido!
[07:57] Raido
    I have decided to mark the occasion
    by recording my thoughts!
[08:03] Raido
    And that's what was inside.
    It was so nostalgic.
[08:06] Raido
    Maybe I should keep a diary again.
[08:08] Aharen
    I want to read it.
[08:12] Aharen
    Maybe I should keep one myself.
[08:15] Raido
    In that case, wanna do an exchange diary?
[08:18] Aharen
    Exchange diary?
[08:20] Raido
    It's when two people take turns
    writing in the same diary.
[08:24] Raido
    Social media and texting make
    communication easier than ever,
[08:28] Raido
    but analog exchange diaries are
    gaining popularity as an alternative.
[08:34] Aharen
    I like the sound of it.
    It's like we're sharing a secret.
[08:39] Raido
    Yeah, I like the idea, too.
    I can't wait to start.
[08:57] Raido
    It's been ages since I wrote in a diary.
[09:03] Raido
    I wrote an entry for yesterday.
[09:12] Raido
    I have once again descended upon this world!
[09:15] Raido
    Now that the seal is finally broken,
[09:18] Raido
    I will reflect on how I had
    a rolled omelet for breakfast!
[09:21] Raido
    Then for lunch, pork fried with ginger!
[09:24] Raido
    After physical education concluded, I—
[09:26] Aharen
    Here.
[09:32] Raido
    Yesterday's entry was pretty epic.
    Ten whole pages.
[09:36] Aharen
    My pen got away from me a little.
[09:40] Raido
    I should try writing an epic,
    moving entry, too.
[09:46] Raido
    Today I broke my fast with grilled salmon!
[09:49] Raido
    As the sun rose high, I had Hamburg steak!
[09:51] Raido
    Upon returning to my lair, I consumed curry
    before retiring to my chambers!
[09:55] Raido
    Ended up like any other day, huh?
[09:57] Raido
    Let's reread Aharen-san's entry
    and think about it more.
[10:01] Raido
    Huh? This is a new notepad...
SIGN    Japon Academic Notebook
SIGN    Unruled Pages
SIGN    Plain White
[10:04] Raido
    Did Aharen-san buy a second?
[10:11] Raido
    And this one's all illustrations.
[10:14] Raido
    But what do they mean?
[10:17] Raido
    I know!
[10:19] Raido
    It's some dreadful ritual!
[10:22] Raido
    Perhaps a depiction
    of a twisted Aharen family tradition!
[10:28] Raido
    Apples represent the forbidden fruit.
    They're symbols of sin!
[10:32] Raido
    And to pick one with a human face on it...
[10:35] Raido
    This could be interpreted as cleansing
    someone of their sin—killing them!
[10:39] Raido
    Even these trees in the background look
    like cypress, a symbol of death.
[10:45] Raido
    And this basket of fruit...
    A metaphor for bottomless human greed!
[10:49] Raido
    Add it all up,
[10:51] Raido
    and you have a ritual for gaining
    immortality via human sacrifice.
[10:56] Raido
    Aharen-san, I know this diary
    is our secret, but...
[11:00] Raido
    Can I really bear the burden
    of this forbidden knowledge?!
[11:06] Raido
    Good morning, Aharen-san.
[11:08] Aharen
    Morning.
[11:10] Raido
    I admit it came as a real shock,
    but I've come to terms with my feelings.
[11:14] Raido
    I'm going to believe in you, no matter what.
[11:18] Raido
    And I'll do whatever I can
    to stay by your side.
[11:27] Aharen
    Thank you...
[11:28] Aharen
    I want to stay with you, too.
[11:32] Raido
    It'd be my pleasure.
[11:33] Raido
    So when the time comes, I'll be ready.
[11:41] Raido
    Now, about the diary...
[11:44] Aharen
    Oh, that's...
[11:47] Aharen
    Here.
[11:49] Aharen
    The one I gave you yesterday is Ren's.
[11:52] Aharen
    He went apple picking with his class.
[11:56] Aharen
    Since the books look the same,
    I mixed them up.
[11:58] Raido
    Then what about the ritual?
    And the sacrifice?
[12:02] Raido
    Okay. I get it.
[12:07] Ishikawa
    Say, I've been thinking...
[12:11] Ishikawa
    You guys wanna throw a group Christmas party?
[12:13] Sato
    Remember our joint birthday party
    for you two the other day?
[12:16] Sato
    We still have the decorations from that.
[12:19] Aharen
    What do you think, Raido-kun?
[12:24] Raido
    Aharen-san.
[12:27] Raido
    Since this is our first Christmas together...
[12:30] Raido
    I want to spend it just the two of us!
[12:38] Aharen
    You always say stuff like that...
[12:41] Raido
    Do you not want to?
[12:43] Aharen
    No, I want to spend it with you, too.
[12:47] Raido
    Okay, then that settles things.
[12:50] Ishikawa
    Makes sense!
[12:52] Sato
    This is one thing you two
     should get to yourselves!
[12:54] Raido
    Is there anywhere you
    want to go, Aharen-san?
[12:57] Aharen
    Let's think of somewhere together.
[13:01] Raido
    Okay.
[13:08] Magazine sign
    Christmas Special
[13:10] Display sign
    Recommended Christmas Presents
[13:14] Aharen
    What should I wear tomorrow?
[13:17] Aharen
    If I go too fancy, he might be put off...
[13:24] Aharen
    Okay. I'm gonna do my best.
[13:33] Aharen
    Here I am.
[13:39] Aharen
    W-Were you waiting long?
[13:42] Raido
    I just got here.
[13:43] Raido
    You changed up your hairstyle, huh?
[13:45] Aharen
    What do you think?
[13:47] Raido
    It looks really cute.
[13:49] Raido
    It goes great with your outfit.
[13:52] Raido
    Well, shall we go?
[14:04] Raido
    It looks amazing.
[14:05] Aharen
    Yeah.
[14:12] Raido
    Aharen-san, excuse me for a second.
[14:19] Aharen
    Oh no... this is so sudden.
[14:22] Aharen
    Not out here...
[14:28] Raido
    I knew it.
[14:31] Raido
    Aharen-san, you've got a fever.
[14:33] Raido
    Let's head home for today.
[14:35] Aharen
    W-Wait, no...
[14:37] Raido
    Are you— Whoa!
[14:40] Aharen
    Sometimes I get too worked up
    and wind up with a fever.
[14:45] Aharen
    I'm okay.
[14:47] Raido
    It's not wise to push yourself.
[14:49] Raido
    I understand how you feel,
    but I'm worried about you.
[14:54] Aharen
    But we made so many plans...
[14:58] Aharen
    We were looking forward to this so much...
[15:01] Aharen
    And now, because of me...
[15:04] Raido
    It's okay. We can come some other time.
[15:12] Raido
    I'll take you home.
[15:20] Raido
    Here we are.
[15:21] Aharen
    Thanks...
[15:22] Aharen
    Eru and Ren are out with friends today, so...
[15:29] Aharen
    I want you to stay with me.
[15:31] Raido
    Okay.
[15:35] Aharen
    That's my room.
[15:39] Raido
    Okay.
[15:43] Aharen
    I'm so sorry, Raido-kun.
    For this to happen on Christmas...
[15:47] Raido
    It's okay. Your health is more important.
[15:52] Raido
    Just get plenty of rest.
[15:54] Aharen
    Thank you.
[16:02] Raido
    So this is Aharen-san's room...
[16:06] Raido
    Huh?
[16:11] Raido
    Are you okay? Having trouble breathing?
[16:21] Raido
    A-A-Aharen-san?
[16:23] Aharen
    My Raido-kun doll is warm
    for some reason today...
[16:28] Raido
    Oh, she thinks I'm the doll.
[16:31] Raido
    I feel kind of guilty, though.
[16:35] Raido
    Aharen-san's not letting go!
[16:37] Raido
    Maybe she feels anxious
    without something to cling to.
[16:41] Ai
    I'm home!
[16:43] Ai
    Reina? You okay?
[16:45] Raido
    That voice...
[16:48] Raido
    It's not her little brother, Ren-kun,
    or her little sister, Eru-san.
[16:52] Raido
    That means... it has to be...
[16:55] Raido
    Her parents!
[16:59] Raido
    And in this situation, no less...
[17:01] Aharen Dad
    You can't have my daughter!
[17:03] Headband sign
    Death to Boyfriends
[17:06] Raido
    What am I gonna do?!
[17:08] Ai
    Are you all right, Reina?
[17:12] Ai
    Reina? You're...
[17:15] Ai
    Aw, sleeping with your doll?
[17:19] Ai
    Well, don't break it now.
[17:21] Ai
    Oh, there's another? Did you get a new doll?
[17:25] Raido
    I managed to escape by using
    the doll as a substitute.
[17:29] Raido
    I could weather this storm if I
    keep pretending to be a doll, but...
[17:35] Raido
    No. I'm not a doll, actually.
[17:38] Raido
    It's nice to meet you.
    Sorry to intrude like this.
[17:42] Ai
    The new doll talks, does it?
[17:45] Raido
    No, it's not that.
[17:47] Ai
    I know. I was joking.
[17:49] Raido
    She was on to me!
[17:50] Ai
    You're Raido-kun, right?
[17:52] Ai
    Reina's told me about you.
[17:55] Ai
    I'm her mother, Ai.
[17:57] Ai
    Thank you for always looking after her.
[18:00] Raido
    No, I should be thanking you.
[18:06] Ai
    Why don't we have something
    to drink downstairs?
[18:14] Raido
    I-I appreciate the hospitality.
[18:17] Ai
    No need to be nervous now.
[18:20] Raido
    Likewise, ma'am.
[18:22] Ai
    I rushed home when I heard she had a fever...
[18:26] Ai
    But it seems I was interrupting.
[18:29] Raido
    No, not at all.
[18:31] Ai
    I'm so sorry.
[18:32] Ai
    Reina's never brought a boy home before.
[18:36] Ai
    It's a shame you're spending
     Christmas talking to her mom.
[18:42] Raido
    No, I've been wanting
    to meet you for a while now.
[18:45] Ai
    Oh, how nice!
[18:47] Ai
    Reina talks so much about you,
    I've been hoping to meet you as well.
[18:53] Ai
    My husband and I are both so busy,
    we often don't make it home...
[18:59] Ai
    But whenever I do,
    Reina tells me all about you.
[19:04] Ai
    I'm grateful you were there for her today.
[19:07] Ai
    Actually... not just today,
    come to think of it.
[19:11] Ai
    I think you helped Reina find
    a dream for her future.
[19:16] Ai
    Has she asked you about college yet?
[19:19] Raido
    No.
[19:20] Raido
    But I did see that she had some
     literature on her desk.
[19:28] Raido
    She... wants to go to a school
    in another prefecture, doesn't she?
[19:33] Ai
    Are you going to follow her
     to the same school?
[19:38] Raido
    I'm not sure yet.
[19:40] Raido
    But...
[19:42] Raido
    Even if we're separated,
    I think we'll still feel the same way.
[19:48] Raido
    And one day, we'll be together again.
[19:56] Aharen
    I'm so sorry, Raido-kun,
    for never mentioning college.
[20:00] Aharen
    I couldn't bring myself to.
[20:02] Aharen
    I was so scared of us being
    separated, I couldn't...
[20:07] Aharen
    I'm sorry.
[20:08] Raido
    It's okay.
[20:09] Raido
    I want you to pursue the path
    you want to follow.
[20:14] Raido
    Even if it separates us, that's no problem.
[20:17] Raido
    Because we'll be reunited again.
[20:22] Aharen
    Thank you.
[20:25] Ai
    Raido-kun, you...
[20:29] Ai
    You're such a good boy!
[20:31] Raido
    You okay there, ma'am?
[20:35] Ai
    This is so great!
[20:37] Ai
    Look after her, Raido-kun!
[20:40] Raido
    Sure.
[20:42] Raido
    Anyway, has your fever improved?
[20:45] Aharen
    S-So, um, Raido-kun,
    what are you doing at my house again?
[20:54] Raido
    I brought you home, and you asked me
    to stay because no one was here.
[20:59] Aharen
    Oh yeah, that's right. Then...
[21:04] Aharen
    Th-Thank you.
[21:07] Raido
    It's okay.
[21:15] Raido
    You seem to be feeling better, Aharen-san.
[21:18] Aharen
    Yeah.
[21:19] Raido
    I didn't know you wanted to be an art teacher.
[21:23] Aharen
    You're the one who helped me realize it.
[21:28] Aharen
    When we were doing
    the exchange diary, you wrote...
[21:33] Raido
    I see. So you want to be a teacher?
[21:37] Aharen
    Except my voice is so quiet,
[21:40] Aharen
    and I have a hard time explaining things...
[21:44] Aharen
    I'm not sure I can do it.
[21:48] Raido
    In that case...
[21:53] Raido
    Maybe you can be the kind
    of person who teaches what they love.
[21:58] (Flashback) Aharen
    What I love?
[22:01] Raido
    If you work at whatever it is you enjoy
    until you build confidence,
[22:05] Raido
    I'm sure you'll learn enough to teach.
[22:07] Raido
    Oh, I remember that now.
[22:10] Aharen
    And that's why I thought
    about becoming an art teacher.
[22:15] Raido
    I see.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    It's a Battle, Huh?

Season 2

9 - It's a Battle, Huh?

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[00:17] Raido
    Looks like we're seatmates again.
[00:20] Raido
    Here's to a good third year.
[00:22] Aharen
    I agree.
[00:24] Riku
    Oshiro-san! Let's have a good third year!
[00:27] Ishikawa
    I wonder what our homeroom teacher is like.
[00:29] Raido
    Good question.
[00:33] Ishikawa
    Hey, here they come!
[00:37] Henzan
    Homeroom's starting, and I'm right on time.
[00:41] Henzan
    It's nice to meet you all.
[00:43] Henzan
    My name is Henzan, and I'm going
    to be class 3-1's homeroom teacher.
[00:47] Henzan
    My first teaching job...
    My first set of students...
[00:51] Henzan
    This is pretty nerve-racking, but...
[00:54] Hotblooded Teacher
    Your dreams belong to you!
[00:54] TV sign
    Hot-Blooded Teacher
[00:56] Henzan
    After dreaming of it my whole life,
    I'm finally a teacher!
[01:01] Henzan
    Everyone...
[01:02] Henzan
    It's my dream to make this
     a passionate class, full of love!
[01:08] Henzan
    It's a pleasure to have you all.
SIGN    Henzan
[02:43] Henzan
    Raido-kun and Aharen-kun...
[02:46] Henzan
    Tobaru-senpai warned me about you two.
[02:51] Henzan
    I hear you have really strong "esteem."
[02:51] Muscle sign
    Esteem
SIGN    Episode Nine It's a Battle, Huh?
[02:54] Henzan
    For me personally, I hold in high esteem...
[02:57] Henzan
    a good body blow.
[02:58] Henzan
    And their punch is apparently fierce enough
    to leave Tobaru-senpai with chronic problems,
[03:02] Henzan
    coughing up blood from time to time.
[03:05] Henzan
    Getting violent with teachers...
    What rotten students!
[03:08] Henzan
    This is why I made sure to stuff my shirt
    with books for protection.
[03:13] Henzan
    But the worse the student,
    the better it is to guide them!
[03:15] Henzan
    So let's get down to business!
[03:18] Henzan
    Aharen-kun?! Raido-kun?!
[03:21] Henzan
    Wh-What is this?!
    Some kind of class disruption?!
[03:24] Henzan
    Trying to taunt me because I'm a rookie?
[03:27] Henzan
    I know what this calls for...
[03:29] Henzan
    The curriculum guidelines!
[03:30] Sign
    High School
[03:30] Sign
    Curriculum Guidelines
[03:31] Henzan
    It should tell me what to do
    in a situation like this...
[03:37] Henzan
    It doesn't!
[03:38] Henzan
    This can't be. Have I already hit a dead end?
[03:41] Henzan
    I'm not cut out to be a teacher.
[03:42] Sign
    Failure
[03:43] Sign
    Failure
[03:44] Ishikawa
    Sensei! I don't think Aharen-san
    can see the blackboard
[03:47] Ishikawa
    with Higa-kun sitting in front of her.
[03:49] Ishikawa
    Right, Raido?
[03:50] Raido
    Yeah.
[03:52] Henzan
    Thanks so much, Ishikawa-kun!
    You get 50,0000 points on the next test!
[03:56] Higa
    Sorry for the trouble.
[03:59] Higa
    I think it might be good
    to redo the seating chart.
[04:03] Henzan
    That does seem like a good idea.
[04:05] Henzan
    All right, everyone, time to change seats.
[04:07] Sign
    Lots
[04:08] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[04:10] Raido
    We're still seatmates, I see.
[04:20] Henzan
    My first day wiped me out.
[04:22] Miyahira
    I-I'm sure you did great.
[04:25] Henzan
    I'm not sure I can keep this up.
[04:29] Henzan
    If my students have to help me,
    am I even fit to be a teacher?
[04:32] Tobaru
    I disagree with your approach.
[04:35] Tobaru
    Being an adult doesn't mean
    not relying on others.
[04:38] Tobaru
    It's about being able to do properly.
[04:40] Tobaru
    You can turn to me or the students
    if you need help.
[04:43] Tobaru
    Besides, it wouldn't be a class
    without student participation.
[04:46] Henzan
    S-Senpai!
[04:49] Tobaru
    S'what I think...
[04:51] Miyahira
    Aw, Momo-chan, you drank too much!
[04:53] Miyahira
    And you were really
    making sense for a sec there.
[04:55] Henzan
    I still don't understand this "esteem" thing
    about Raido-kun and Aharen-kun either...
[05:05] Henzan
    Speak of the devil, there they are.
    And at this hour!
[05:09] Tobaru
    It's them!
[05:11] Tobaru
    High schoolers out this late
    gives an impression of impropriety.
[05:15] Tobaru
    An evening encounter unlike anything before...
[05:18] Tobaru
    Immortal night rendezvous esteem!
[05:21] Miyahira
    No! Momo-chan!
[05:23] Miyahira
    A-Are you okay?!
[05:24] Henzan
    Is this the esteem at work?
[05:28] Henzan
    It's even affecting her at a distance?
[05:30] Miyahira
    This always happens with you, Momo-chan.
[05:33] Miyahira
    You're a lightweight, yet you love to drink.
[05:36] Miyahira
    Come on, lay down for a sec.
[05:43] Henzan
    What is this?
[05:44] Henzan
    I'm getting some kind of strange feeling.
[05:48] Henzan
    It's like my chest is tight. Don't tell me...
[05:52] Henzan
    Is this "esteem"?!
[05:54] Henzan
    Am I being affected by it, too?!
[05:56] Henzan
    Esteem... is terrifying...
[05:59] Miyahira
    You too, Henzan-chan?!
[06:03] Student
    Good afternoon, Henzan-sensei.
[06:05] Henzan
    Good afternoon to you.
[06:08] Henzan
    Being a teacher keeps me busy,
    but it's satisfying.
[06:11] Henzan
    And my goal... is to be the kind
    of teacher the kids depend on!
[06:16] Raido
    Sensei, I needed some help with something.
[06:19] Henzan
    Sure thing! What do you need?
[06:22] Sign
    B
    L
    O
    R
    B
[06:24] Henzan
    Aharen-kun's a complete mess!
[06:27] Henzan
    Wh-What's going on?!
[06:29] Henzan
    Did she wind up like that
    going too hard on the esteem practice?!
[06:32] Raido
    Aharen-san kinda got
    all stuck while stretching.
[06:36] Raido
    What should we do?
[06:38] Aharen
    I've never been able to stretch
     my ribs so much before.
[06:41] Henzan
    I'm sure the student guidance guidelines
     contain an appropriate response!
[06:44] Sign
    High School
[06:44] Sign
    Student Guidance Guidelines
[06:47] Henzan
    No, it doesn't!
[06:51] Raido
    Oh, you're better.
[06:53] Aharen
    It felt good to stretch like that.
[06:56] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[06:59] Henzan
    I feel so useless...
[07:01] Tobaru
    Henzan-sensei.
[07:04] Henzan
    Tobaru-senpai?
[07:13] Tobaru
    It's important to move your body
    from time to time.
[07:16] Henzan
    Right on, Senpai!
[07:18] Miyahira
    Why do I have to run, too?!
[07:21] Tobaru
    You could use some exercise too, Miya-chan.
[07:24] Miyahira
    But I'm already a PE teacher!
[07:26] Henzan
    Gotta say, this is rough!
[07:30] Tobaru
    At such times, it's best to put
[07:32] Tobaru
    one foot in front of the other
    without thinking.
[07:35] Tobaru
    That will help you persevere.
[07:37] Tobaru
    You tend to overthink things, Henzan.
[07:40] Tobaru
    Sometimes it's better to just empty your mind.
[07:43] Henzan
    Got it!
[07:45] Miyahira
    I don't... normally think much...
    so can I stop?!
[07:50] Tobaru
    No. Keep going.
[07:51] Miyahira
    Aw...!
[07:53] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[07:58] Tobaru
    There, there. You did great.
[08:02] Tobaru
    Henzan.
[08:05] Tobaru
    It's great to think things
    through, however...
[08:08] Tobaru
    it's bad to overthink them.
[08:10] Tobaru
    If you really get stuck, I'll lend a hand.
[08:13] Tobaru
    At times, the best move is
    simply to tackle students head-on.
[08:18] Henzan
    I think I just felt some esteem!
[08:21] Oshiro
    Good afternoon, Sensei.
[08:23] Henzan
    Oshiro-kun? I didn't expect to see you here.
[08:25] Henzan
    Do you go to this gym, too?
[08:26] Oshiro
    Yes, I do.
[08:29] Tobaru
    How have you been?
[08:30] Tobaru
    Are your preparations
    for going abroad going well?
[08:33] Oshiro
    Well, yes...
[08:36] Tobaru
    Oshiro-san.
[08:39] Tobaru
    Could I trouble you for some sparring?
[08:48] Tobaru
    She's fast!
[08:49] Henzan
    Senpai!
[08:59] Henzan
    She's amazing.
[09:01] Henzan
    Senpai's dodging all of those punches.
[09:03] Tobaru
    This is the result of my daily struggle
     to defend against esteem.
[09:05] Tobaru
    Whoop. Whoop. Whoop. Whoop.
[09:08] Tobaru
    My esteem parry!
[09:10] Tobaru
    Oshiro-san, you still seem to have doubts.
[09:13] Tobaru
    If you can't even beat me, then
    you're far from ready to go overseas!
[09:18] Henzan
    I get it! This is what she meant
    about tackling students head-on.
[09:27] Henzan
    She's wide open! Senpai's got this!
[09:29] Riku
    Oshiro-san!
[09:31] Tobaru
    Tamanaha-san?!
[09:33] Tobaru
    The two of them have been
    awfully close lately.
[09:38] Tobaru
    I see. Oshiro-san's having second
    thoughts because of her friends.
[09:45] Tobaru
    The idea of being separated
    by such great distance...
[09:48] Tobaru
    An esteem uppercut!
[09:51] Tobaru
    You win... Oshiro-san...
[09:56] Henzan
    You okay there, Senpai?
[09:59] Riku
    Oshiro-san!
[10:00] Riku
    I'm so glad you're not hurt!
[10:05] Henzan
    There goes my chest again! These two...
[10:10] Tobaru
    Hit by esteem while I was down...
[10:12] Henzan
    Senpai!
[10:13] Henzan
    Was that esteem, too?!
[10:15] Henzan
    That means it's a blow you can't see!
[10:18] Henzan
    Coming from a blind spot,
    you don't notice until you're hit!
[10:20] Henzan
    Almost like it's invisible!
[10:22] Henzan
    I can't believe I let it get me as well!
[10:25] Henzan
    I didn't pack my shirt with books this time...
[10:27] Oshiro
    Henzan-sensei, too?!
[10:31] Sign
    Career Paths Discussion
[10:36] Henzan
    Come on in, please.
[10:42] Oshiro
    Th-Thanks for meeting me.
[10:45] Henzan
    I'm glad you're here.
[10:47] Henzan
    Oshiro Mitsuki-kun.
    She's another one I need to keep my eye on.
[10:51] Henzan
    Perhaps even more so than
    Raido-kun and Aharen-kun...
[10:58] Henzan
    Because she's more violent!
[11:00] Henzan
    I stuffed double the amount
    of books in my shirt today!
[11:04] Henzan
    Now, let's do this!
[11:06] Henzan
    First, Oshiro-kun...
[11:08] Henzan
    About your goal after graduation.
[11:10] Henzan
    This says you want to attend
    a beauty school overseas.
[11:15] Oshiro
    Yes...
[11:16] Henzan
    I thought so.
[11:18] Henzan
    You seem nervous about it.
[11:20] Henzan
    If you have any worries,
    I'd be glad to lend an ear.
[11:23] Oshiro
    I wouldn't say it's a worry, but...
[11:25] Oshiro
    I just... wonder if I should be
    going to a school for sports instead.
[11:31] Henzan
    You've certainly received offers
    of scholarships in that regard.
[11:37] Henzan
    Attempts to scout you for athletic teams.
[11:40] Henzan
    You would do the school proud
     if you decide to take that path.
[11:44] Henzan
    That said, your dreams belong to you.
[11:48] Henzan
    You should really do whatever it
    is you want most, Oshiro-kun.
[11:52] Oshiro
    What I want to do...?
[12:03] Henzan
    I see. So this is what you want.
[12:07] Oshiro
    Yes. It's what I want to do most.
[12:11] Henzan
    I understand.
[12:12] Henzan
    She seemed pretty shy at first,
    but she's not afraid to express herself.
[12:16] Henzan
    I wonder if that's thanks
    to having good friends.
[12:20] Henzan
    I'm sure you'll be anxious
    about traveling so far,
[12:23] Henzan
    separated from your friends and family.
[12:25] Henzan
    But just because you'll be apart doesn't
    mean you'll never be together again.
[12:28] Henzan
    Please, remember to look out for them,
    no matter how far away you are.
[12:35] Henzan
    That's it from me.
[12:36] Oshiro
    Okay. Thank you so much.
[12:41] Henzan
    Did I do that right, Tobaru-senpai?
[12:51] Henzan
    Impossible! I should've been impenetrable
    to any physical attacks!
[12:56] Henzan
    Wait! So that's what "esteem" is!
[12:59] Henzan
    A slow-acting poison!
[13:01] Henzan
    She slipped it in while I was unaware,
[13:03] Henzan
    and by the time I noticed, it was too late!
[13:06] Henzan
    I thought she was all brawn,
    but her intellectual game is incredible!
[13:10] Henzan
    Still, I can't fall now!
[13:13] Sato
    Sensei, I'm next, right?
[13:16] Sato
    Sensei!
[13:28] Oshiro
    That's it for my run.
[13:37] Oshiro
    I'm headed out!
[13:42] Raido
    Good morning, Aharen-san.
[13:48] Aharen
    Good morning.
[13:49] Raido
    Yeah, good morning.
[13:53] Raido
    What bloodlust!
[13:55] Raido
    But from who?!
[14:01] Oshiro
    Reina-chan, Raido-kun, good morning!
[14:03] Raido
    G-Good morning, Oshiro-san...
[14:06] Aharen
    Good morning.
[14:07] Oshiro
    Come on, you don't need
     to be that scared, Raido-kun.
[14:10] Raido
    But I sensed incredible bloodlust...
[14:13] Oshiro
    Huh? I'm pretty sure it wasn't from me.
[14:20] Raido
    Oshiro-san?!
[14:21] Aragaki
    I was gonna stop short anyway.
    Talk about a slow reaction.
[14:25] Aragaki
    Have you gotten weaker or something?
[14:28] Oshiro
    It's you...
[14:32] (Flashback) Ref
    Point! The match is over!
[14:35] Oshiro
    I faced you in last year's
    finals, Aragaki-san.
[14:39] Aragaki
    That's right!
[14:40] Aragaki
    In the year since I lost to you,
    I've been working myself raw to improve!
[14:45] Aragaki
    And then you didn't enter this year's
    tournament! Explain yourself!
[14:50] Aragaki
    Did you quit karate or something?!
[14:52] Oshiro
    Quit? No.
[14:54] Oshiro
    I just decided what I really want to do.
[14:57] Aragaki
    Wh-What you really want to do?
    And it's not karate?
[15:02] Aragaki
    Come to think of it, you were
    trying other sports, weren't you?
[15:05] Aragaki
    Well, what is it?
[15:06] Aragaki
    Boxing? Kendo?
[15:09] Aragaki
    Or is it swimming?!
[15:10] Oshiro
    No, it's not a sport.
[15:13] Aragaki
    It's not?!
[15:15] Aragaki
    What the hell?
[15:17] Aragaki
    You've got that build and all that talent,
    yet you chose to do something else?
[15:25] Aragaki
    It's not fair.
[15:27] Aragaki
    You're so strong and you just... drop karate?
[15:31] Aragaki
    When it's everything to me, no less.
[15:35] Aragaki
    The thought of fighting you again...
[15:36] Aragaki
    You were my goal in karate,
    and karate's all I have.
[15:39] Aragaki
    What happens to me now?
[15:42] Oshiro
    You...
[15:44] Aragaki
    Oshiro!
[15:47] Aragaki
    I was gonna stop short, but you
    defended against all of those.
[15:50] Aragaki
    You are truly strong,
    so I refuse to accept this.
[15:54] Aragaki
    Fight me! If I win, you'll...
[15:59] Raido
    Hold it right there.
[16:01] Raido
    If you take this any further—
[16:02] Aragaki
    I didn't ask for a peanut gallery!
[16:04] Raido
    Right!
[16:05] Aragaki
    If I win...
[16:06] Aragaki
    Wait, if I win, that means I'm stronger.
[16:10] Aragaki
    Then I wouldn't have any business
    with you, since you'd be weaker. Uh...
[16:14] Aragaki
    I've got it. For this match...
[16:17] Aragaki
    If you win, then you have to keep doing karate!
[16:21] Raido
    Couldn't you just lose on purpose?
[16:23] Aragaki
    You hear me?!
[16:25] Oshiro
    I appreciate it, you two. But it's okay.
[16:29] Oshiro
    She scared and insulted you guys.
[16:32] Oshiro
    I cannot stand for that.
[16:36] Raido
    Looks like the lose-on-purpose
    plan is out, huh?
[16:38] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[16:40] Aharen
    Be careful.
[16:41] Oshiro
    Yeah. Thank you.
[16:43] Aragaki
    All right, let's go!
[16:45] Raido
    Begin!
[16:50] Raido
    Oshiro-san...
[16:53] Aragaki
    What's wrong, Oshiro?
    I know you're better than this!
[16:57] Aragaki
    I'm gonna win at this rate!
    You okay with that?
[17:01] Aragaki
    Wait. If I win, you can quit karate
    and do what you want...
[17:06] Aragaki
    Does that mean you're fine with losing?
[17:09] Aragaki
    I get it! You're trying to lose on purpose!
[17:12] Aragaki
    Well, you better not!
[17:15] Oshiro
    Don't worry. I'm not trying
     to lose on purpose.
[17:19] Oshiro
    You've gotten a lot stronger.
[17:23] Aragaki
    Oh yeah? Have I?
[17:26] Oshiro
    Yes. You're part of the reason
    I chose a different path in the first place.
[17:33] Aragaki
    What are you talking about?
[17:34] Oshiro
    When we fought last year,
[17:37] Oshiro
    I managed to win, but you've grown
    a lot stronger in the meantime.
[17:43] Oshiro
    Especially compared to me,
    who's plateaued no matter how hard I train.
[17:49] Oshiro
    I even tried other sports to see
    if that would help me break through,
[17:54] Oshiro
    but it made no difference.
[17:56] Oshiro
    Which is how...
[17:57] Oshiro
    I knew I wouldn't be able to beat
    someone with real potential like you
[18:00] Oshiro
    the next time we fought.
[18:04] Aragaki
    What the hell?!
[18:05] Aragaki
    You're making it sound like it's my fault.
[18:08] Aragaki
    You're just trying to run away!
[18:13] Oshiro
    I am not!
[18:14] Oshiro
    I just refuse to take my eyes
     off what I really want.
[18:17] Oshiro
    I've decided to follow my dream!
[18:21] Aragaki
    Your dream?
[18:23] Aragaki
    Well, my dream was fighting you
    in the finals again!
[18:28] Aragaki
    It was having a rival like you
    to compete against!
[18:35] Oshiro
    Our dreams...
[18:37] (Flashback) Oshiro
    Aw, you need to be more careful.
[18:40] (Flashback) Oshiro
    You're cute, unlike me,
    so you should try and look nice.
[18:45] (Flashback) Oshiro
    Here.
[18:56] (Flashback) Oshiro
    I think you're cute too, Oshiro-san.
[19:03] (Flashback) Oshiro Mom
    My, a friend gave that to you, did she?
[19:05] (Flashback) Oshiro
    A-And I want to pay her back, so...
[19:09] (Flashback) Oshiro
    Could you teach me how to do a hairstyle?
[19:19] (Flashback) Oshiro
    What happened, Reina-chan?!
[19:22] (Flashback) Reina
    I kind of... fell.
[19:27] (Flashback) Oshiro
    R-Reina-chan, listen...
[19:30] (Flashback) Oshiro
    Would you let me fix your hair?!
[19:37] (Flashback) Oshiro
    Wh-What do you think?
[19:42] (Flashback) Aharen
    Thank you, Oshiro-san. It's really cute.
[19:47] (Flashback) Oshiro
    Y-Y-Y-Y-You're very welcome!
[19:51] (Flashback) Friend A
    Oh, Reina-chan!
[19:53] (Flashback) Friend B
    Your hair looks so cute!
[19:54] (Flashback) Friend B
    Did Oshiro-san do it for you?
[19:56] (Flashback) Friend A
    Wow! I want her to do mine up cute, too!
[19:59] (Flashback) Friend C
    Me, too!
[20:05] (Flashback) Oshiro Mom
    I see. So that's how it went, huh?
[20:08] (Flashback) Oshiro
    Yeah! So, I think when I grow up...
[20:13] (Flashback) Oshiro Mom
    You're gonna be a beautician too,
    Mitsuki-chan?
[20:15] (Flashback) Oshiro Mom
    I'm so glad to hear you've found a dream!
[20:19] (Flashback) Oshiro
    I-I'm not sure if I want to
    be a beautician yet, but...
[20:23] (Flashback) Oshiro Mom
    Even a seed of an idea is enough.
[20:25] (Flashback) Oshiro Mom
    But if you're going chase a dream...
[20:28] Aragaki
    You're finished!
[20:32] Oshiro
    You can't pin your dream on someone else.
[20:39] Oshiro
    You have to chase it for yourself!
[20:47] Aragaki
    I-I lose.
[20:49] Raido
    Oshiro-san won, huh?
[20:53] Aragaki
    You really are strong!
[20:56] Oshiro
    I won because you had doubts.
[20:59] Oshiro
    Besides, it's not like
    I intend on quitting karate.
[21:03] Oshiro
    I still like it.
[21:05] Aragaki
    R-Really?
[21:07] Oshiro
    Really. I'm going to keep training.
[21:10] Aragaki
    Awesome!
[21:12] Aragaki
    I shouldn't be wasting time. Gotta train!
[21:14] Aragaki
    Next time, I'll win!
[21:16] Oshiro
    Aragaki-san!
[21:19] Oshiro
    Thank you. You helped me clear my head.
[21:23] Aragaki
    Yeah! See you around.
[21:35] Aharen
    You did great, Oshiro-san.
[21:38] Aharen
    Let me fix your hair.
[21:39] Oshiro
    R-R-R-Reina-chan!
[21:41] Oshiro
    I can fix it myself...
[21:45] Oshiro
    If I make my dreams reality,
[21:48] Oshiro
    when you get married...
    will you let me do your hair?
[21:58] Aharen
    S-Sure. I'd love that.
[22:02] Oshiro
    Well, let's head back to class.
[22:04] Raido
    Good idea.
[22:05] Voice
    Hold it right there!
[22:07] Voice
    You're Oshiro Mitsuki, right?!
[22:09] Kendo
    I want my revenge for the tournament!
[22:11] Boxing
    Let's fight!
[22:12] Judo
    Me first!
[22:13] Swimmer
    I'm up first!
[22:14] Fencing
    No, me!
[22:15] Judo
    I challenge you!
[22:16] Boxing
    I did first!
[22:17] Kendo
    Me!
[22:17] Fencing
    No, me!
[22:18] Oshiro
    I just can't!
[22:22] Raido
    Oshiro-san sure is popular.
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Season 2

10 - A Musical, Huh?

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[00:13] Eru
    Good morning.
[00:15] Eru
    I'd like to help with making lunch.
[00:17] Aharen
    Sure, if you wouldn't mind.
[00:19] Ren
    Reina-neenee!
[00:24] Ren
    Good morning!
[00:26] Ren
    Whaaat's for breakfast todaaay?
[00:32] Ren
    My class is going to be putting on a musical.
[00:36] Ren
    So I'm practicing.
[00:39] Aharen
    A musical...
[00:43] Aharen
    Todaaay, we're having your
    favorite, fried chickeeen,
[00:48] Aharen
    and chopped burdock roooot, Ren!
[00:52] Ren
    Reina-neenee, that was great! Do some more!
[00:55] Eru
    Agreed! I can sense your immense talent.
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[02:38] Raido
    Good morning, Tamanaha-san.
[02:40] Riku
    Good morning!
[02:41] Aharen
    Raido-kun.
[02:45] Aharen
    Good morniiing, Raido-kuuun!
[02:49] Aharen
    How are you todaaay?
[02:54] Raido
    Aharen-san is suddenly
    talk-singing like in a musical!
[02:59] Raido
    Wait, this shouldn't take me by surprise.
[03:01] Raido
    In musicals, song and dance
[03:04] Raido
    are often used to convey a character's
    feelings or the message behind them.
[03:10] Raido
    So for someone with such a quiet voice
    and limited range of expression,
[03:14] Raido
    this might just be what Aharen-san needs.
[03:16] Raido
    But what's going on?
[03:19] Raido
    Seeing her sing and dance...
[03:23] Raido
    makes me feel like I'm in a musical, toooo!
[03:28] Raido
    Aharen-san.
[03:32] Raido
    You needn't worry!
[03:35] Raido
    I'm feeling right as rain todaaay!
[03:41] Raido
    She's pleased by it!
[03:44] Raido
    I knew the musical approach would be perfect.
[03:47] Ishikawa
    Hey, Raido! Morning.
[03:49] Sato
    Good morning!
[03:50] Aharen
    Good morning to you boooth!
[03:53] Raido
    I have yet to study
    for tomorrow's test at aaall!
[03:57] Both
    We will have to face it just as we aaare!
[04:00] Ishikawa
    Us, toooo!
[04:03] Sato
    Haven't studied one biiit!
[04:05] Both
    It's the piiits!
[04:09] Aharen
    Good morning, Oshiro-saaan!
[04:13] Raido
    The weather is pleasant todaaay!
[04:18] Oshiro
    Buuut there's supposed to be
    a chance of rain this afternoooon!
[04:22] Oshiro
    With a bit of chiiill!
[04:27] Riku
    Huh? What the heck are they doing?
[04:29] Riku
    I'm scared. Better keep my distance.
[04:31] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[04:32] Tobaru
    It's time for today's classics lesson.
[04:36] Tobaru
    Please get out your printouts.
[04:38] Raido
    Uh-oh. I totally forgot mine.
[04:42] Raido
    Aharen-san!
[04:44] Raido
    As I have forgotten my printouts,
[04:47] Raido
    would you share yours with meee?
[04:50] Aharen
    Never feeear!
[04:52] Aharen
    If we put our desks together,
    we can both look at miiine!
[04:58] Tobaru
    Now they're communicating through song.
[05:01] Tobaru
    It's... just like waka poetry!
[05:04] Tobaru
    In the Heian period, the practice
    was to respond to lyrics with lyrics.
[05:08] Tobaru
    By bringing that to the modern day,
    as if in a musical,
[05:12] Tobaru
    they're embodying couples
    of the Heian period!
[05:15] Tobaru
    It's like esteem, live
    on New York's Broadwaaay!
[05:20] Students
    Sensei?!
[05:21] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[05:22] Henzan
    Th-This is so heavy.
[05:24] Henzan
    I shouldn't have played tough
    trying to carry it by myself!
[05:28] Raido
    Sensei!
[05:29] Raido
    Are you all riiight?
[05:31] Aharen
    We would be glaaad...
[05:34] Both
    To lend a haaand!
[05:38] Henzan
    There we go.
[05:40] Henzan
    You two were a huge help.
[05:43] Henzan
    Now I'm done before
    the afternoon announcement.
[05:45] Raido/Aharen
    We're happy to assiiist!
[05:48] Henzan
    W-Well, see you in class.
[05:56] Raido
    Aharen-san?
[05:58] Raido
    Aharen-san looks so dignified!
[06:01] Raido
    And with this scent of roses...
[06:04] Aharen
    Oh? Whatever is the matter, Count Raido?
[06:08] Raido
    Nobility!
[06:10] Raido
    All this time, Aharen-san has been
    a lovely highborn rose!
[06:14] Raido
    And now the smell of roses has
    brought it out in her!
[06:21] Aharen
    Come, let us return to class.
[06:24] Raido
    But if Aharen-san clings to me
    while acting like this...
[06:27] Raido
    the scent and her standing will rub off on me!
[06:31] Raido
    So be it.
[06:34] Teacher
    For this question, you'll want to refer to...
[06:35] Riku
    Today was gonna be the day I ask Aha-chan
    if she wants to eat lunch with me!
[06:43] Riku
    But those two are giving off a vibe
    that I don't wanna walk into.
[06:47] Aharen
    Count Raido, would you care
    to dine with me for lunch?
[06:53] Raido
    It would be my pleasure
    in ordinary circumstances,
[06:55] Raido
    but I am without lunch today.
[06:58] Aharen
    Oh? Then why not procure
    some bread from the school store?
[07:02] Raido
    I would be glad to.
[07:05] Sign
    School Store
[07:05] Crowd
    Whoa, whoa, don't push!
[07:07] Girl A
    Ma'am, can I get a tuna salad sandwich?
[07:08] Boy A
    A salmon rice ball and a cheeseburger!
[07:10] Boy B
    A yakisoba bun!
[07:11] Boy B
    Me too, me too!
[07:12] Aharen
    I say, what a ruckus.
[07:17] Students
    Go right ahead!
[07:19] Raido
    Very good. You have our thanks.
[07:22] Raido
    Now then, I would like some bread.
[07:25] Sign
    All bread sold out
[07:32] Raido
    It can't be. At this rate...
[07:35] Raido
    I shall starve and wither awaaay!
[07:39] Aharen
    You need not worryyy!
[07:41] Aharen
    If there is no bread,
    let's have you eat cake.
[07:44] Aharen
    No... you can simply eat riiice!
[07:49] Raido
    Thank you so much. That looks delicious.
[07:54] Raido
    But... I can't accept it!
[07:56] Raido
    Because that rice belongs to youuu!
[08:00] Raido
    You, whom I care about the mooost.
    The idea of surviving at your expense...
[08:05] Raido
    I won't have iiit!
[08:08] Aharen
    I understand how you feel.
[08:11] Aharen
    But...
[08:12] Aharen
    It doesn't matter what happens to meee,
[08:16] Aharen
    because I care so much about youuu!
[08:21] Raido
    Oh, Reina!
[08:22] Aharen
    Count Raido!
[08:24] Raido
    Then let us eat this together!
[08:28] Aharen
    We can shaaare!
[08:32] Sato
    They're so precious!
[08:35] Oshiro
    It's true love!
[08:37] Girl B
    If you would liiike...
[08:40] Girl A
    You could have our breaaad!
[08:42] Higa
    And our riiice!
[08:45] Students
    Bon appétiiit!
[08:51] Tobaru
    A willingness to sacrifice yourself
    for the sake of another...
[08:55] Henzan
    A sentiment uniting the divided people...
[08:59] Tobaru
    It's almost like...
[09:01] Tobaru
    A renaissance of the esteem
    of the French Revolution!
[09:07] Raido
    Music truly is a wonderful thing.
[09:09] Aharen
    Indeed, it is.
[09:12] Raido
    I never imagined it had the power
    to move people to this degree.
[09:17] Raido
    I must say, seeing
    Aharen-san's behavior today...
[09:21] Raido
    She truly is aristocratic.
[09:24] Raido
    And this makes it clear... that I am as well.
[09:27] Raido
    Which begets a certain question
    about the bane of so many aristocrats...
[09:34] Raido
    Political marriage.
[09:36] Raido
    Unions formed that
    neither party wishes for,
[09:39] Raido
    where free love is never allowed...
[09:43] Raido
    I must do something.
[09:45] Raido Sis
    Gone! It's gone!
[09:47] Raido Sis
    The pudding I was saving is gone!
[09:51] Raido
    I have returned!
[09:53] Raido Sis
    Niichan! You ate my pudding
    without asking, didn't you?!
[09:58] Raido
    What a dreadful development.
[10:00] Raido
    But right now, I have song,
    capable of moving the human heart!
[10:05] Raido
    My sister.
[10:08] Raido
    There was but a single cuuup
    of pudding leeeft...
[10:13] Raido
    And so... I ate it aaall!
[10:18] Raido
    I beg you to forgive meee!
[10:24] Raido
    Speechless with emotion, eh?
[10:27] Raido
    Musicals truly are wonderful.
[10:30] Raido Sis
    You suck!
[10:31] Raido Sis
    I was saving it for a reason! You monster!
[10:35] Raido Sis
    And what's with the creepy song?!
[10:39] Raido Sis
    This sucks! I hate you!
[10:41] Raido Sis
    Stupid Niichan!
[10:43] Raido Mom
    I'm back.
[10:46] Raido Mom
    Oh, you're home already.
[10:48] Raido Mom
    That reminds me. The family tree
    you asked about...
[10:52] Raido Mom
    I had Grandpa send it over.
[10:54] Raido Mom
    Here.
[10:55] Raido
    Oh, thanks.
[10:59] Sign
    Raido
    Family
    Tree
[10:59] Sign
    Commoner
[10:59] Sign
    Commoner
[10:59] Sign
    Commoner
[10:59] Sign
    Commoner
[10:59] Sign
    Commoner
[10:59] Sign
    Commoner
[10:59] Sign
    Commoner
[10:59] Sign
    Commoner
[10:59] Sign
    Commoner
[11:00] Sign
    Pretty common, huh?
[11:05] Oshiro
    It's almost time for exams, huh?
[11:08] Sato
    Sure enough.
[11:09] Student A
    How are you feeling about them?
[11:11] Student B
    I'm doomed.
[11:17] Riku
    I'm going to do it.
[11:19] Riku
    I've always dreamed of an after-school
    study session with my friends!
[11:24] Riku
    I've earned plenty of
    affinity points with this group.
[11:27] Riku
    It shouldn't be out of question...
[11:30] Riku
    So, this time, I'm taking the initiative!
[11:34] Riku
    H-Hey...
[11:36] Riku
    Since we've got exams coming up,
    why don't we all study together?
[11:41] Raido
    A study session, huh?
[11:42] Riku
    I-I mean, you don't have to...
[11:45] Raido
    Sounds good.
[11:46] Raido
    I was just thinking I could use some studying.
[11:49] Riku
    Yay! I'm glad I worked up the courage!
[11:52] Riku
    I've just gotta keep it going...
[11:53] Riku
    Sato-san, Ishikawa-kun,
    do you wanna join us?
[11:59] Ishikawa
    Even me?
[12:00] Riku
    Yeah! Let's all study together.
[12:06] Ishikawa
    I dunno...
[12:07] Sato
    Of course I'm in! And so is Ishikawa-kun!
[12:10] Riku
    Yay! Let's meet up after school, then.
[12:13] Sato
    Sure!
[12:24] Riku
    They're all taking this
    more seriously than I figured...
[12:29] Riku
    Even though I didn't really
    suggest this so we could study.
[12:33] Riku
    And since Oshiro-san,
    who I get along best with,
[12:37] Oshiro
    Sorry!
[12:38] Riku
    isn't around, I don't have anyone to talk to.
[12:42] Riku
    Even though we're all together!
[12:45] Riku
    It seems like a waste to just study!
[12:51] Ishikawa
    I'm exhausted!
[12:53] Ishikawa
    How about we take a break?
[12:55] Ishikawa
    Let's play a game or something.
[12:57] Riku
    I happen to have this.
[13:00] Sign
    Latest Edition
[13:00] Sign
    2-6 Players
[13:00] Sign
    For Ages 5 & Up
[13:00] Sign
    A Lot Happens in the Game of Life
[13:01] Sato
    Oh! A Lot Happens in the Game of Life!
[13:03] Ishikawa
    And it's the latest edition!
[13:07] Raido
    You want to play but never have before?
[13:11] Raido
    It's like any other board game.
[13:13] Raido
    I can teach you the rules, so don't worry.
[13:18] Riku
    Hooray! Now we can all goof off!
[13:21] Ishikawa
    Let's decide who goes first
    with rock, paper, scissors.
[13:24] All
    Rock, paper, scissors! One, two, three!
[13:28] Sato
    All right, I'm up first!
[13:32] Sato
    Three? Okay.
[13:34] Sato
    One, two, three...
[13:37] Sato
    Let's see. "You receive
    a graduation gift from a relative."
[13:40] Sato
    Yay! I get 50,000 yen!
[13:42] Ishikawa
    Me next.
[13:46] Ishikawa
    Seven. Let's see...
[13:48] Ishikawa
    Five, six, seven.
[13:50] Ishikawa
    "You drop your phone and
     the screen shatters. Lose 200,000 yen"?!
[13:55] Raido
    So, as you can see, the good
    spaces give you money.
[13:59] Raido
    And the bad ones mean you have to pay.
[14:03] Aharen
    I see.
[14:08] Raido
    That's a five.
[14:09] Aharen
    Four. Five.
[14:11] Aharen
    "You win the fidget spinner
    world championship."
[14:14] Aharen
    "Get 5 million yen."
[14:15] Sato
    Wow, that's quite the start!
[14:18] Raido
    I got...
[14:20] Raido
    a four.
[14:22] Raido
    "You get cocky and buy an apartment
    with a 50-year loan."
[14:26] Raido
    "Lose 80 million"?!
[14:30] Riku
    Eight!
[14:31] Riku
    Yay! I get to go far.
[14:34] Riku
    "Your favorite tapioca shop closes."
[14:36] Riku
    "Go back six spaces."
[14:39] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[14:40] Sato
    Four, five...
[14:42] Sign
    Obtain the job card for
     being an office worker
[14:42] Sato
    A job card!
[14:44] Sign
    Office Worker
[14:44] Sign
    Job Card
[14:44] Sato
    I'm now an office worker...
    with a salary of 200,000, huh?
[14:47] Sato
    There's something nice about a steady income.
[14:50] Ishikawa
    I hit a job space, too!
[14:52] Sign
    Athlete
[14:52] Sign
    Job Card
[14:52] Ishikawa
    Athlete with a salary of 300,000.
[14:54] Sato
    You're good at soccer, Ishikawa-kun!
    That's perfect for you.
[14:58] Ishikawa
    I guess it is!
[14:59] Sign
    Animator
[14:59] Sign
    Job Card
[14:59] Aharen
    I'm an animator with salary of 100,000...
[15:04] Raido
    You can change jobs if you land
    on a different one, so take it for now.
[15:07] Aharen
    Okay.
[15:10] Raido
    I hit a job space as well.
[15:12] Sign
    Property Inspector
[15:12] Sign
    Job Card
[15:12] Raido
    Let's see... I'm a property inspector
    with a salary of 200,000 yen.
[15:17] Raido
    Kinda left field, huh?
[15:20] Riku
    I wonder what kinda job I'll get!
[15:24] Riku
    "Spend too much on your favorite idol."
[15:26] Riku
    "Lose 500,000 yen."
[15:28] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[15:29] Sato
    Now the path splits in two...
[15:32] Ishikawa
    There's the steady course
     with mostly good spaces,
[15:35] Sato
    and then the spicy one with lots
    of bad spaces but chances for big gains.
[15:39] Sato
    I think I'll take the normal one.
[15:43] Sato
    It's payday!
[15:44] Sato
    "Receive 100,000 from everyone as
    congratulations on the birth of your child!"
[15:48] Sato
    Yay! I get paid and I get a bonus!
[15:51] Ishikawa
    I'll go normal, too.
[15:54] Ishikawa
    "You get a matching ring from a
    total stranger. Go back four spaces"?!
[15:58] Aharen
    I'll go this way.
[16:00] Sato
    You're taking the spicy course, Aharen-san?!
[16:02] Raido
    "You receive a bonus in cryptocurrency
    that later has a historic spike in value."
[16:07] Raido
    You get a million yen multiplied by a spin!
[16:12] Raido
    Ten?!
[16:13] Ishikawa
    That's 10 million!
[16:15] Sato
    Investing is crucial, huh?
[16:22] Raido
    "Your parents buy a sketchy vase."
[16:25] Raido
    "Lose 5 million."
[16:27] Raido
    Wealth disparity is crazy, huh?
[16:29] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[16:31] Ishikawa
    "You discover Tokugawa's hidden treasure."
[16:33] Ishikawa
    "Get 20 million yen."
[16:35] Raido
    This is bad. The gap between us
    just keeps getting bigger!
[16:40] Aharen
    Raido-kun.
[16:42] Aharen
    Good luck.
[16:46] Raido
    I can't lose heart like this!
[16:48] Raido
    Wait for me, Aharen-san.
[16:50] Raido
    I'll catch up to you soon!
[16:53] Raido
    Two, three...
[16:54] Ishikawa
    Hey, Raido, that's a job-change space!
[16:56] Sado
    If you can become a doctor or lawyer,
    that'll mean more money!
[17:00] Raido
    True, that'd be the safest plan.
[17:03] Raido
    But the only way for me to get out of debt
    hell and catch up to Aharen-san...
[17:08] Sign
    Gambler
[17:08] Sign
    Job Card
[17:09] Ishikawa
    You're becoming a gambler?!
[17:11] Ishikawa
    Raido! Dude—
[17:12] Raido
    Sure, being a gambler is different
    from other jobs.
[17:16] Raido
    It's based on spins of the wheel.
    Odds give you money, evens take it away.
[17:20] Raido
    And you multiply that by wagering a million!
[17:23] Raido
    If my luck holds up,
    I can repay my debt in no time!
[17:28] Sato
    What?! You get 9 million right off the bat?!
[17:41] Ishikawa
    Wow, Raido.
[17:43] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[17:44] Sato
    Forced stop at the casino.
[17:47] Sato
    I can bet as much of my money as I want...
[17:50] Sato
    If I get an odd number, I double my money.
[17:52] Sato
    If I get an even one,
    I'm out double the money.
[17:56] Sato
    Too scary for me. I won't bother.
[17:58] Raido
    I'm gonna pass, too.
[17:59] Sato
    Right?
[18:00] Aharen
    I don't think I'll do it either.
[18:02] Raido
    Aharen-san has roughly
    100 million yen from what I can tell.
[18:07] Raido
    There's no reason for her
    to take unnecessary risks.
[18:09] Raido
    But me, on the other hand...
[18:13] Raido
    I'm going all in. All 20 million I have!
[18:17] Raido
    I'm also using my apartment as collateral
[18:19] Raido
    and borrowing 40 mil from the bank!
[18:20] Ishikawa
    That's stupid! Don't do it, Raido!
[18:22] Sato
    Yeah! You're just desperate!
[18:23] Raido
    Which of us is stupid?
[18:25] Raido
    This is gambling! That's what this is!
[18:27] Raido
    And if you don't take your chance,
    you'll never get another!
[18:32] Raido
    Are you guys really happy crossing
    the goal with a piddly twenty mil?
[18:37] Raido
    You think you'll be comfortable in old age
    with that chump change?!
[18:41] Sato
    Th-That's...
[18:43] Raido
    You're just following the crowd
    with no vision of your own for the future!
[18:49] Raido
    Where's the value in living like that?!
[18:53] Ishikawa
    Raido...
[18:54] Raido
    There's no turning back now!
[18:56] Raido
    I'm putting it all on the line!
[18:59] Raido
    All so I can live comfortably retired
    with Aharen-san!
[19:09] Sato
    Well, you're out 60 million times two, so...
[19:13] Ishikawa
    Now he owes 120 million yen.
[19:20] Riku
    One, two, three...
[19:23] Riku
    "A stray cat takes a liking to you."
[19:25] Riku
    "Lose a turn."
[19:32] Ishikawa
    Aharen-san ended up winning
    with a huge lead, huh?
[19:36] Aharen
    That was fun.
[19:37] Sato
    We should play again!
[19:40] Sign
    Growl
    
     Growl
[19:42] Ishikawa
    I bet we're all feeling a little peckish,
[19:44] Ishikawa
    so I'm gonna pop over to the
    convenience store and grab some stuff.
[19:47] Sato
    Oh, I think I'll go with you.
[19:55] Ishikawa
    Thanks for making me stay today, Hana-chan.
[19:58] Sato
    I-It was nothing.
    You should thank Tamanaha-san.
[20:03] Sato
    Anyway, I was surprised when those
    two started going out.
[20:06] Sato
    I mean, who could've imagined?
[20:08] Ishikawa
    Yeah, you're right.
[20:09] Sato
    I figured once I was in high school,
    that'd be totally normal.
[20:15] Sato
    Join a club, study, get a boyfriend,
    and go on to college...
[20:20] Sato
    But now I'm here, and that didn't work out.
[20:22] Ishikawa
    It's hard to be normal.
[20:25] Sato
    S-Sorry.
[20:27] Ishikawa
    It's okay. Nothing to apologize for.
[20:32] Ishikawa
    You really ought to be
    more confident, Hana-chan.
[20:36] Ishikawa
    I think you're doing a great job
    with your club and studying.
[20:40] Sato
    You're so nice, Ishikawa-kun.
[20:44] Ishikawa
    Not really.
[20:51] Sato
    I really do like you, though...
[20:57] Ishikawa
    Thank you.
[20:59] Ishikawa
    And... I'm sorry.
[21:02] Sato
    No, it's okay. I know.
[21:06] Sato
    I know, but...
[21:08] Sato
    Even though I know it'll never happen
    and I understand why, it's just hard...
[21:14] Sato
    to get over it...
[21:17] Sato
    and stop liking you!
[21:21] Ishikawa
    Yeah. I know how you feel.
[21:25] Sato
    So...
[21:27] Sato
    Can we keep things normal going forward?
[21:34] Ishikawa
    Yeah! You bet.
[21:39] Sato
    Thank you!
[21:41] Riku
    Wow, you bought all this?!
[21:41] Sign
    Packy
[21:41] Sign
    Chocolate Bread.
[21:41] Sign
    Shitake Potato
    Chips
[21:41] Sign
    Crunchy Sweet Potato
[21:41] Sign
    Sweet Potato Packy
[21:41] Sign
    Potato
[21:44] Riku
    Will we be able to eat it all?
[21:46] Raido
    Kinda hard to study with all this, huh?
[21:49] Ishikawa
    Yeah! You know what that means?
[21:51] Sato
    Study session's over!
[21:53] Both
    Now it's party time!
[22:04] Riku
    Yes! This is the high school life
    I've been dreaming of!
[22:11] Henzan
    Okay, everybody ready?
[22:13] Henzan
    Your exam begins now.
[22:21] Riku
    I have no regrets about
    how I've spent my high school career!
SIGN    Next Time
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Season 2

11 - A Cultural Festival, Huh?

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[00:13] Henzan
    Everyone, we'll be deciding what to do
    for the cultural festival tomorrow,
[00:18] Henzan
    so start thinking about it.
[00:19] Class
    Okay!
[00:22] Raido
    The cultural festival...
[00:26] Raido
    Oh, our exchange diary. Thanks.
[00:32] Raido
    We have to turn in our
    career path surveys next week.
[00:35] Aharen
    Yeah.
[00:37] Aharen
    Do you have a dream
    for the future, Raido-kun?
[00:42] Raido
    I... want to see what you do
    and support that.
[00:47] Raido
    That's my dream.
[00:52] Raido
    What do you think?
[00:53] Aharen
    That makes me happy, but...
[00:55] Aharen
    You're always thinking
     about things like that.
[00:59] Aharen
    It makes me wonder,
    outside of helping me,
[01:02] Aharen
    what kind of dream...
[01:06] Aharen
    you have for yourself.
[01:09] Raido
    My dream?
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[02:48] Raido
    A dream of my own...
    What would that even be?
[02:53] Raido
    Get a grip, Raido!
[02:55] Raido
    Don't lose sight of yourself!
[02:57] Raido
    It's times like this...
[02:59] Sign
    Hakukaren Kindergarten Album
    
    My Future Self
[03:00] Raido
    you need to return to your roots!
[03:03] Raido
    Aharen-san.
[03:05] Raido
    I want to look back over my childhood dreams
    and see if I have a knack for any of them.
[03:10] Raido
    Will you help me out?
[03:11] Aharen
    Of course.
[03:13] Raido
    Thanks.
[03:15] Sign
    My Dreams for the Future
    1 Baker
[03:16] Sign
    Baker
[03:17] Raido
    First up is baker.
[03:19] Raido
    The finishing touch...
[03:21] Raido
    Voilà!
[03:23] Raido
    Okay, next.
[03:26] Sign
    2 Manga Artist
[03:27] Sign
    Manga Artist
[03:27] Sign
    Idea Notebook
[03:29] Raido
    To start, you need charming characters.
[03:33] Raido
    Like a cute heroine.
[03:37] Raido
    Next.
[03:39] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[03:40] Sign
    Calligrapher
[03:41] Raido
    Calligrapher.
[03:42] Sign
    Make-Up Artist
[03:43] Raido
    Make-up artist.
[03:45] Raido
    Ama Diver
[03:45] Raido
    Ama diver.
[03:49] Raido
    Nothing I try seems to work out.
[03:54] Aharen
    You worked hard today.
[03:56] Raido
    Aharen-san...
[03:57] Sign
    Chataka
[03:58] Raido
    I've realized something.
[04:00] Raido
    There's... nothing to me, is there?
[04:05] Aharen
    You've got plenty, Raido-kun.
[04:09] Aharen
    I only realized I want to be
    an art teacher because of you.
[04:18] Aharen
    You're always so considerate
    and sweet to me. Knowledgeable, too.
[04:25] Aharen
    You explain things to me
    and help me with stuff...
[04:29] Raido
    You really see me that way?
[04:32] Aharen
    I came to realize I want to be
     a teacher who acts like you.
[04:38] Aharen
    You've already done so much for me.
[04:42] Aharen
    So I don't think you
     should rush this for yourself.
[04:46] Raido
    Thanks.
[04:47] Raido
    You're right. I don't need to rush.
[04:53] Sato
    And so, for our cultural festival project...
[04:53] Raido
    Monjayaki II
    
    A Play II
    
    Optical Illusion Art Showcase III
    
    Maze IIII
    
    Escape Room IIII
    
    Haunted House IIII III
    
    Chic Café IIII IIII
[04:56] Sato
    We're going to do a chic café!
[04:58] Ishikawa
    I'm looking forward to the cultural festival!
[05:01] Raido
    Yeah.
[05:02] Sato
    Okay, the next order of business
    is dividing the work.
[05:05] Sato
    First, let's see...
    Who can cook and make desserts?
[05:11] Sato
    Next, who can make costumes?
[05:14] Sato
    Who can make the signs
    and interior decorations?
[05:19] Raido
    Aharen-san can do anything, huh?
[05:22] Raido
    And she's practically a cooking pro.
[05:24] Sato
    We can't have Aharen-san
    handle everything, though...
[05:30] Sato
    I know!
[05:32] Sato
    Why don't you act as director
    and oversee the whole operation?
[05:38] Aharen
    No, I couldn't possibly.
[05:43] Aharen
    I don't think anyone wants me in charge.
[05:45] Raido
    If Aharen-san really wants to be a teacher,
[05:48] Raido
    this should be a great experience for her.
[05:51] Raido
    I think it's a good idea.
[05:54] Raido
    Part of teaching people
    is being able to guide them.
[05:58] Raido
    Give it a try if you're up to it.
[06:01] Oshiro
    If you want to do it,
    you should give it a shot.
[06:04] Higa
    Don't you worry about the rest of us!
[06:07] Aharen
    You guys... But...
[06:09] Raido
    What's important here is how you feel.
[06:12] Raido
    What does your heart say?
[06:16] Aharen
    I...
[06:21] Aharen
    want to be the director.
[06:24] Raido
    That settles it, then.
[06:25] Sato
    We'll give you all the support you need!
[06:28] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[06:31] sign
    Chic
[06:31] sign
     Café
[06:42] Raido
    Aharen-san's working hard.
[06:44] Raido
    I'm sure this will be a small
    but important first step
[06:49] Raido
    toward her teaching dreams.
[06:51] Raido
    And then there's me...
    What do I want to do?
[07:03] Raido
    Good morning.
[07:04] Aharen
    Good morning.
[07:05] Student A
    Aharen-san.
[07:07] Student A
    What do you think of
    this text for the flyer?
[07:09] Aharen
    It looks good.
[07:11] Student B
    Aharen-san, how about these colors?
[07:11] Sign
    Chic Café
[07:11] Sign
    Chic Café
[07:14] Student B
    Should we make them flashier?
[07:16] Raido
    Yeah. Good idea.
[07:20] Student C
    How about these, Aharen-san?
[07:23] Raido
    I'm worried.
[07:37] Riku
    They turned out okay!
[07:38] Oshiro
    Wow! Those look tasty!
[07:41] Aharen
    They're pretty. You did good.
[07:44] Raido
    That's just like Aharen-san.
[07:46] Raido
    She's grasped the trick
    to teaching people in no time.
[07:49] Oshiro
    Is there anything we can
    help with, Reina-chan?
[07:53] Aharen
    Well, the decorations for the
    chic café aren't done yet...
[07:57] Sato
    Then why don't we work on them
    while enjoying these?
[08:01] Aharen
    Thanks.
[08:02] Riku
    Y-You mean it?
[08:04] Riku
    This is basically a girl's night!
    Having a girl's night at a friend's house...
[08:08] Riku
    This may be my first and only one!
    It'll never happen again!
[08:12] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[08:15] Sato
    Say, I was wondering... You and Raido-kun
    haven't been talking lately, have you?
[08:20] Oshiro
    I noticed that, too. Did you have a fight?
[08:23] Aharen
    No.
[08:24] Sato
    You've been so busy,
     I guess you just haven't had the time.
[08:30] Sato
    But after the cultural festival,
    things'll be back to normal.
[08:36] Aharen
    Thanks.
[08:43] Ishikawa
    Not walking home with Aharen-san again, huh?
[08:46] Ishikawa
    Kinda weird, right?
[08:47] Raido
    Yeah. I guess it is.
[08:50] Ishikawa
    You don't miss her?
[08:52] Raido
    At some point, I realized everything
    I do revolves around Aharen-san.
[08:56] Raido
    And I'm starting to think
    I need more than that.
[08:59] Raido
    So I thought I'd keep my distance...
[09:03] Raido
    Figure out what I want to do
    for my career. For myself.
[09:05] Ishikawa
    I get you. But I don't think you
     have to keep your distance.
[09:09] Ishikawa
    You can stay by her side,
     where she's a good influence,
[09:13] Ishikawa
    and still think about your own dreams.
     I can imagine that pretty easy.
[09:16] Raido
    I see. Yeah, I suppose you've got a point.
[09:20] Raido
    Thanks.
[09:28] Raido
    Aharen-san said she wants to be like me.
[09:33] Raido
    But I...
[09:45] Raido
    She looks busy.
[09:46] Raido
    It'd just be more to take care of,
    so I won't give it to her now.
[10:17] Sign
    Black Tea
[10:17] Sign
    Milk Latte
[10:17] Sign
    Banana Juice
[10:17] Aharen
    The cultural festival is tomorrow.
[10:20] Aharen
    I'm sorry we had to stay late.
[10:23] Sato
    Nah, it's all good.
[10:24] Riku
    Staying late at school to get ready
    for the cultural festival with friends...
[10:30] Riku
    It's more fun than I hoped!
[10:31] Riku
    I hope we never run out of work to do!
[10:34] Sato
    Are you okay?!
[10:36] Ishikawa
    Come to think of it, we're gonna have
    to get serious about studying after this.
[10:42] Ishikawa
    Kinda feels like...
    the end of something, y'know?
[10:47] Sato
    I know what you mean.
[10:49] Riku
    I don't ever want to finish preparing!
[10:52] Aharen
    Hey.
[10:54] Aharen
    About tomorrow...
[10:58] Aharen
    There was something
    I want to show you all.
[11:01] Aharen
    Is that okay?
[11:03] Ishikawa
    Oh, I'm looking forward to this!
[11:07] Aharen
    Thanks.
[11:12] Raido
    It's done.
[11:13] Sign
    The talk of the school!
[11:13] Sign
    Chic
     Café
[11:16] Raido
    Yeah, looks good to me.
[11:19] Aharen
    Yeah.
[11:20] Sato
    And that's everything.
[11:22] Riku
    It's over... It's all over!
[11:27] Sato
    The festival hasn't even started yet.
[11:30] Aharen
    Hey...
[11:31] Riku
    What is it?
[11:33] Riku
    I want to take a group picture.
[11:36] Oshiro
    Sounds good! Let's do it.
[11:39] Oshiro
    Here we go!
[11:43] Sato
    I'll go and tell the teacher we're done.
[11:45] Sato
    You all can get ready to go.
[11:48] Ishikawa
    Hey, hang on.
[11:50] Ishikawa
    Let's explore the school at night!
[11:53] Oshiro
    The school at night?
[11:55] riku
    Exploring?
[11:57] Sato
    But that's...
    We really should be getting home.
[12:00] Oshiro
    I'm sure a little won't hurt.
[12:02] Raido
    I'm kind of into this.
[12:04] Riku
    Don't let it end!
[12:06] Riku
    Just a little longer!
[12:08] Ishikawa
    That settles it, then.
[12:10] Sato
    Hey, w-wait up!
[12:31] Sign
    Aharen
[12:36] Sign
    Completed.
[12:37] Aharen
    Okay. I finished in time.
[12:42] Aharen
    It's so late... I better get to sleep.
[12:53] Aharen
    The school festival is tomorrow.
[12:55] Sign
    Welcome to the 40th Karen Festival
[12:58] Sign
    40th Karen Festival
[13:05] Raido
    Today's the day of the cultural festival.
    We did everything we needed to.
[13:12] Raido
    Ishikawa?
[13:13] Ishikawa
    You caught me when I was gonna surprise you!
[13:16] Raido
    Let's break a leg at the festival.
[13:18] Ishikawa
    You must have eyes
    in the back of your head, man.
[13:20] Raido
    No. It wasn't that, exactly...
[13:27] Sign
    The talk of the school!
[13:27] Sign
    Chic
     Café
[13:32] Raido
    Good morning.
[13:35] Sato
    Raido-kun!
[13:36] Sato
    Have you seen Aharen-san?
[13:40] Aharen
    No, I haven't. What's wrong?
[13:43] Sato
    She said she was coming early,
    but no one's seen her.
[13:47] Sato
    And she's not responding to messages.
    She might have just overslept, but...
[13:52] Raido
    No. She let me know when she was
    leaving the house this morning.
[13:54] Sign
    Aharen Reina
[13:54] Sign
    Call
[13:54] Sign
    Video Call
[13:57] Raido
    So...
[13:58] Raido
    Could that have been Aharen-san?
[14:09] Sato
    Do you know where she is?
[14:11] Raido
    I'm not certain, but I have an idea.
[14:14] Raido
    Except... if she chose not to come today,
[14:19] Raido
    I think it might be a good idea
    to give her some space.
[14:22] Ishikawa
    I doubt that's the case.
[14:25] Ishikawa
    It's possible she's run into trouble.
[14:27] Ishikawa
    Besides, she'll be thrilled to see you.
[14:31] Raido
    Ishikawa...
[14:32] Riku
    That's right! Hurry and go to her!
[14:35] Oshiro
    If you're not sure what the right answer is,
    why not follow your heart?
[14:41] Raido
    Follow my heart?
[14:47] Raido
    Got it.
[14:49] Raido
    Thanks, guys.
[14:52] Raido
    I'll be back.
[14:54] Riku
    Go, go!
[14:54] Ishikawa
    You've got this, Raido!
[15:12] Aharen
    I really messed up.
[15:16] (Flashback) Ren
    Reina-neenee, you look tired.
[15:19] (Flashback) Eru
    I'm worried about you. Maybe it'd be
    better to take the bus today.
[15:48] Aharen
    I missed my stop.
[15:50] Aharen
    My phone's out of battery.
[15:52] Aharen
    And the next bus doesn't come for a while.
[15:56] Aharen
    The cultural festival must
    have started by now.
[16:00] Aharen
    What am I doing?
[16:03] Aharen
    Everyone's bound to be mad now.
[16:06] Raido
    No, they're not.
[16:11] Aharen
    What are you doing here, Raido-kun?
[16:17] Raido
    I thought I saw you on a bus this morning.
[16:22] Raido
    No one's mad about what
    happened, Aharen-san.
[16:26] Aharen
    Really?
[16:28] Raido
    The café should be running fine
    thanks to everything you did to prepare.
[16:33] Raido
    So you don't need to worry.
[16:36] Aharen
    I guess not.
[16:38] Aharen
    In that case...
[16:41] Aharen
    I guess it doesn't matter if I make it back.
[16:46] Raido
    If you don't want to go back,
    then I'll stay with you, Aharen-san.
[16:51] Raido
    But... I want you to hear from the others.
[16:52] Sign
    Ishikawa
[16:52] Sign
    Speaker Phone
[16:52] Sign
    Mute
[16:56] Ishikawa
    Aharen-san!
[16:58] Oshiro
    Thanks for everything, Reina-chan!
[17:00] Sato
    Don't sweat it when you get back, okay?
[17:02] Riku
    Come whenever you're ready! We'll be waiting.
[17:05] Raido
    You've got nothing to beat
    yourself up for, Aharen-san.
[17:09] Aharen
    Thank you.
[17:11] Raido
    Aharen-san, you're a good influence on
    the people around you just by being present.
[17:18] Aharen
    I'm not that great...
[17:21] Raido
    Yes, you are.
[17:22] Aharen
    I need to apologize to you
    for something, Raido-kun.
[17:27] Raido
    What's that?
[17:28] Aharen
    Sorry. When I was cleaning up,
    our exchange diary fell out...
[17:34] Aharen
    And I saw what you wrote.
[17:36] Raido
    I see.
[17:38] Aharen
    What you said...
[17:43] Raido
    Aharen-san said she wants to be like me.
[17:48] Raido
    But I...
[17:51] Sign
    I want to be like Aharen-san
[17:51] Raido
    I want to be like Aharen-san.
[17:55] Raido
    She's wise.
[17:57] Raido
    And knowledgeable.
[18:00] Raido
    Hard-working.
[18:04] Raido
    Kind.
[18:07] Raido
    Considerate.
[18:11] Raido
    Respected by everyone.
[18:18] Raido
    I've realized I want
    to be like you, Aharen-san.
[18:24] Aharen
    Raido-kun...
[18:27] Raido
    I still don't know what
    I wanna do in the future.
[18:30] Raido
    But, if nothing else, I'm going
    to give my all in the present.
[18:34] Raido
    Because I know the time we have now
    is a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
[18:41] Raido
    Which is why...
[18:43] Raido
    I want to be by your side
[18:45] Raido
    and help make sure the
     cultural festival is a success.
[19:03] Aharen
    I want to run the cultural festival
    with you and the others, too!
[19:10] Raido
    We're on the same page.
[19:12] Aharen
    Yeah.
[19:15] Raido
    In that case, let's head back together.
[19:17] Aharen
    Okay.
[19:21] Sign
    Women
[19:21] Sign
    Shower & Changing Room
[19:21] Sign
    Men
[19:23] Raido
    Good thing there was a shower room, huh?
[19:26] Aharen
    I'm glad we both had
    a change of clothes, too.
[19:32] Raido
    Look.
[19:36] Raido
    They could open without issue.
[19:39] Raido
    That's thanks to you.
[19:42] Aharen
    I'm glad. Thank you.
[19:45] Raido
    Oh, the bus should be coming soon.
[19:49] Sign
    Entrance this way
[20:40] Aharen
    Is it okay if I take a break?
[20:44] Student A
    Yeah. Sure thing.
[20:46] Higa
    Take your time!
[20:48] Aharen
    Do you all have a minute?
[20:51] Aharen
    That thing I wanted to show you...
[20:54] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[20:55] Ishikawa
    I've been waiting for this!
[20:56] Oshiro
    I bet it'll be good.
[20:58] Raido
    The art room?
[20:58] Sign
    Art Room 2
[21:02] Raido
    This is...
[21:04] Raido
    Aharen-san's creations!
[21:06] Aharen
    They let me have some space
    in their art display.
[21:09] Oshiro
    Wow, this is impressive!
[21:12] Aharen
    I wanted to try something like this.
[21:15] Raido
    I think it looks great!
[21:16] Aharen
    Now, as for what I wanted to show you...
[21:20] Aharen
    Over here.
[21:23] Raido
    What is this?
[21:28] Raido
    It's a documentary about us?
[21:30] Aharen
    Some of it is pictures I took
    or got from other people.
[21:35] Aharen
    Videos, too. I edited them
    together to make this.
[21:47] Aharen
    Even if we all end up on different paths...
[21:52] Aharen
    I wanted to leave a record
    of the time we spent together.
[21:58] Raido
    Yeah. Good idea.
[22:01] Raido
    No matter how the world might change...
[22:04] Raido
    Nothing changes the fact that we were here.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Seriously, Isn't This Too Close?

Season 2

12 - Seriously, Isn't This Too Close?

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[00:12] Old Lady
    Than you for your hard work, Mr. Surveyor.
[00:15] Raido
    Good afternoon, ma'am.
[00:17] Raido
    I'm not a surveyor, though.
[00:20] Raido
    I'm a property inspector.
[00:27] Raido
    Th-That's... a boundary marker!
[00:30] Man
    Hey, surveyor!
[00:32] Sign
    Greed
[00:32] Sign
    Property Trouble Event!
[00:32] Man
    Who said you could drive
    this crap into my property?!
[00:36] Old Lady
    That's Tanaka-san from next door!
[00:39] Old Lady
    I thought the property you inherited
    was split into thirds, among your siblings.
[00:44] Raido
    Hold it.
[00:45] Man
    Shove a stake in it, surveyor!
    This land's all mine!
[00:49] Raido
    I'm not a surveyor.
[00:52] Raido
    I'm a property inspector.
[00:54] Man
    Quit your yappin'!
[01:02] Sign
    Land
[01:02] Raido
    That was an after-image.
[01:04] Man
    You... just who are you?!
[01:07] Raido
    Like I said... just your
    average property inspector!
[01:13] Man
    From above?!
[01:15] Raido
    Total station online! Commence inspection!
[01:21] Raido
    I see where your property line is now!
[01:23] Raido
    Permanent marker, set!
[01:26] Raido
    Boundary confirmed!
[01:29] Raido
    Bordered!
[01:34] Raido
    Registry... complete.
[01:37] Old Lady
    Mr. Surveyor!
[01:39] Old Lady
    Who in the world are you?
[01:43] Raido
    I'm just the kind of property
    inspector you'd find anywhere.
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[02:03] Sign
    Atelier
[02:04] Madoka
    Grandma!
[02:05] Madoka
    Grandma!
[02:08] Madoka
    Hey, Grandma!
[02:12] Aharen
    What is it, Madoka?
[02:14] Madoka
    Look at this thing I found!
[02:16] Madoka
    It was in storage! What is it?!
[02:20] Aharen
    That...
[02:24] Aharen
    Really takes me back.
    I didn't realize I still had it.
[02:28] Aharen
    This is an exchange diary.
    When we were in high school,
[02:32] Aharen
    your Grandpa Raido and I would exchange it.
[02:32] Cover Sign
    Property Inspection Zero
    Raido
[02:32] Cover Sign
    Over a million copies in circulation
    he blockbuster hit now in theaters!
[02:35] Madoka
    What's Grandpa Raido like?
[02:40] Aharen
    Well, your grandpa...
[02:42] Sign
    Hakukaren Private High School
[02:47] Sign
    Faculty Office
[02:50] (Flashback) Principal
    Well, come on in.
[02:54] (Flashback) Raido
    Right.
[02:57] (Flashback) Raido
    Hello everyone.
[03:00] (Flashback) Raido
    My name is Raido, and I'm going to
    be a student teacher here.
[03:03] (Flashback) Raido
    Thanks for having me.
[03:07] Henzan
    The ultimate esteem master, Raido-kun,
    has returned to the school...
[03:12] (Flashback) Raido
    It's nice to see you all again.
[03:15] (Flashback) Henzanm
    I-It's been a while.
[03:17] (Flashback) Miyahira
    Raido-kun, it's good to see you again.
[03:20] (Flashback) Tobaru
    You'll be observing
    a first-year class to start.
[03:23] (Flashback) Tobaru
    Make sure to pay close attention.
[03:26] (Flashback) Raido
    Right.
[03:26] (Flashback) Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[03:28] (Flashback) Tobaru
    Is everyone ready?
[03:31] (Flashback) Tobaru
    Then let's begin class.
[03:34] (Flashback) Futaba
    I forgot my notebook...
[03:36] (Flashback) Atsushi
    You forget your stuff or something, Futaba?
[03:39] (Flashback) Atsushi
    Here. Let's look at mine, together.
[03:41] (Flashback) Futaba
    Th-Thanks, Akkun...
[03:46] Tobaru
    Here comes a new esteem challenger!
[03:48] (Flashback) Student
    Sensei?!
[03:49] (Flashback) Raido
    Are you all right?
[03:51] (Flashback) Tobaru
    I'm fine...
[03:52] (Flashback) Raido
    But that's so much blood.
[03:55] (Flashback) Tobaru
    It's not blood... it's just... esteem juice.
[03:59] (Flashback) Raido
    I see.
[04:01] (Flashback) Raido
    But...
[04:02] (Flashback) Tobaru
    Well, let the other teachers know.
    This will be a study hall period.
[04:07] (Flashback) Raido
    Sensei,
[04:09] (Flashback) Raido
    would you allow me teach the lesson for you?
[04:12] (Flashback) Tobaru
    Are you sure?
[04:14] (Flashback) Raido
    Yes. I made sure to prepare.
[04:17] (Flashback) Tobaru
    Give it a try, then.
[04:19] (Flashback) Raido
    Right!
[04:20] (Flashback) Raido
    My name is Raido,
    and I'm here as a student teacher.
[04:22] (Flashback) Raido
    I'll be teaching this lesson
    in Tobaru-sensei's place.
[04:25] (Flashback) Raido
    It's a pleasure.
SIGN    Irregular Conjugation for the Ka column
    Irregular Conjugation for the Sa column
    Irregular Conjugation for the Na column
[04:37] (Flashback) Tobaru
    You were a huge help.
[04:39] (Flashback) Raido
    No, I appreciate the opportunity.
[04:41] (Flashback) Tobaru
    You did a good job, too.
[04:43] (Flashback) Raido
    Thank you.
[04:45] (Flashback) Raido
    But only because I had your support.
[04:47] (Flashback) Tobaru
    You're quite welcome.
[04:48] (Flashback) Henzan
    Tobaru-sensei!
[04:50] (Flashback) Henzan
    You okay? I heard you collapsed from esteem!
[04:55] (Flashback) Henzan
    You need to get clear! There's no telling
    when you'll hit her with more esteem!
[04:59] (Flashback) Tobaru
    It wasn't him, Henzan-sensei.
[05:02] (Flashback) Henzan
    Senpai?
[05:03] (Flashback) Tobaru
    The esteem came from my students today.
[05:07] (Flashback) Tobaru
    Raido-san helped me.
[05:10] (Flashback) Henzan
    He did?
[05:12] (Flashback) Raido
    Well, I did what I could.
[05:14] (Flashback) Henzan
    Raido-kun... you've stopped blasting
    your esteem at random, haven't you?
[05:20] (Flashback) Henzan
    You've really grown up!
[05:22] (Flashback) Henzan
    I'm so proud!
[05:26] (Flashback) Tobaru
    There, there.
[05:28] (Flashback) Raido
    This is so strange. It's been five years...
[05:32] (Flashback) Raido
    But I feel like I'm back in high school.
[05:37] (Flashback) Raido
    I feel like Aharen-san
    could be right next to me.
[05:42] (Flashback) Raido
    And it feels that way
    more strongly than ever, today.
[05:46] (Flashback) Raido
    Like I could turn around
    and she'd be right there...
[05:54] (Flashback) Aharen
    Good afternoon, Raido-kun.
[05:59] (Flashback) Raido
    This is...
[06:02] (Flashback) Aharen
    I'm going to be teaching art
    at this school starting this year.
[06:08] (Flashback) Aharen
    My name is Aharen Reina.
[06:10] (Flashback) Aharen
    Raido-kun, you mentioned becoming
    a student teacher at our old school...
[06:14] (Flashback) Aharen
    I thought I'd surprise you.
[06:17] (Flashback) Aharen
    So, I didn't say anything. Sorry.
[06:26] (Flashback) Raido
    I wanted to hug you just like that,
    but since I'm working, I held myself back.
[06:30] (Flashback) Aharen
    Gosh...
[06:32] (Flashback) Raido
    I took a year off before getting a job,
[06:37] (Flashback) Raido
    but I'm so happy to see you here.
[06:41] (Flashback) Raido
    Thank you for the surprise.
    It's really gonna help me stay motivated.
[06:45] (Flashback) Raido
    Since I can't do it now, after school,
    I'll make sure to hug you a lot.
[06:51] (Flashback) Aharen
    C-Come on, Raido-kun!
    You can't say that kind of thing at school!
[06:55] (Flashback) Aharen
    Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!
[06:59] (Flashback) Raido
    Sorry. It just slipped out.
[06:59] (Flashback) Raido
    Bad, bad, bad!
[07:07] Madoka
    And you hadn't seen him until then?!
[07:10] Aharen
    Yeah.
[07:10] Madoka
    Weren't you lonely, Grandma?
[07:13] Aharen
    I guess I was lonely...
    but we made a promise.
[07:20] Madoka
    What promise?
[07:23] (Flashback) Student A
    Hey, Raido-kun.
[07:24] (Flashback) Student B
    Aharen-san.
[07:26] (Flashback) Student A
    Can we take your picture?
[07:29] (Flashback) Raido
    Sure, that's fine.
[07:31] (Flashback) Student B
    Yes! Let's do it.
[07:33] (Flashback) Student A
    Me next!
[07:38] (Flashback) Raido
    But, I... am not worthy yet.
[07:42] (Flashback) Raido
    Could you wait for a bit?
[07:44] (Flashback) Student A
    Yeah, sure.
[07:46] (Flashback) Raido
    Aharen-san, I still have a lot to learn...
[07:50] (Flashback) Raido
    I need to improve as a person.
[07:56] (Flashback) Raido
    Aharen-san.
[07:57] (Flashback) Raido
    I wrote this letter.
    Would you please read it?
[08:08] (Flashback) Raido
    I tried to put my gratitude and
    the things I like about you into words.
[08:13] (Flashback) Aharen
    O-Okay... thanks.
[08:17] (Flashback) Raido
    What do you think?
[08:20] (Flashback) Aharen
    I'm really glad.
[08:21] (Flashback) Raido
    Good. Now, to keep at it.
[08:27] (Flashback) Aharen
    I wonder what got into him...
[08:29] (Flashback) Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[08:31] (Flashback) Raido
    Tamanaha-san.
[08:32] (Flashback) Riku
    Mr. Boyfriend?
[08:34] (Flashback) Raido
    This is for you.
[08:36] (Flashback) Riku
    What is it?
[08:37] (Flashback) Riku
    Scary... is it an invoice
    for all the trouble I've caused?!
[08:43] (Flashback) Raido
    Thank you for always hanging out
    with Aharen-san.
[08:46] (Flashback) Raido
    I wanted to let you know I'm grateful,
    so I wrote that letter.
[08:50] Riku
    He doesn't actually hate me!
[08:54] (Flashback) Raido
    You... you okay?
[08:57] (Flashback) Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[09:01] Tobaru
    A straight shot...
[09:02] Tobaru
    of super esteem!
[09:04] (Flashback) Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[09:14] (Flashback) Raido
    Okay. Now I'm ready.
[09:18] (Flashback) Aharen
    Raido-kun, what spurred you to
    suddenly write all those letters?
[09:23] (Flashback) Raido
    In terms of improving oneself, I think
    the inside matters as much as the exterior.
[09:28] (Flashback) Raido
    So I thought I should let
    people know I appreciate them,
[09:32] (Flashback) Raido
    and share my honest feelings.
[09:35] (Flashback) Aharen
    That's what you meant
    about improving yourself...
[09:40] (Flashback) Student A
    You ready now?
[09:42] (Flashback) Raido
    Yeah. Let those shutters fly!
[09:46] Unmarked AD
    Nice pose!
[09:47] Unmarked AD
    This is great! Look this way!
[09:49] Raido
    I feel like I've grown a lot
    thanks to those letters!
[09:52] (Flashback) Student A
    Okay, so next, take some of us!
[09:55] (Flashback) Raido
    Oh. They weren't specifically after my pics.
[09:58] (Flashback) Raido
    Yeah, okay.
[10:02] (Flashback) Aharen
    Let's take some of our own.
[10:04] (Flashback) Raido
    You wanted some pics too, huh, Aharen-san?
[10:07] (Flashback) Raido
    Okay.
[10:16] (Flashback) Raido
    Why is everyone wanting to take
    pictures all of a sudden, though...?
[10:21] (Flashback) Raido
    Oh, right.
[10:24] (Flashback) Raido
    Tomorrow's our graduation.
[10:31] (Flashback) Raido
    I'll miss this.
[10:37] (Flashback) Aharen
    And...
[10:42] (Flashback) Aharen
    Th-There's... something
    I wanted to give you, Raido-kun.
[10:48] (Flashback) Aharen
    Here. Please, read it.
[10:55] Sign
    62nd Graduating Class
[10:58] Sign
    Congratulations!
    Class 3-1
[11:03] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    It's finally over.
[11:05] (Flashback) Oshiro
    It sure is.
[11:06] (Flashback) Sato
    Oshiro-san, you're leaving next week, right?
[11:10] (Flashback) Oshiro
    Yeah.
[11:13] (Flashback) Sato
    We're all... going our separate ways, huh?
[11:16] (Flashback) Riku
    Separate... separate....
[11:20] (Flashback) Oshiro
    It's okay.
[11:22] (Flashback) Raido
    Aharen-san.
[11:28] (Flashback) Raido
    About the letter you gave me...
    May I ask you something?
[11:36] Sign
    To Raido-kun
[11:37] (Flashback) Raido
    Could you please tell me...
[11:40] (Flashback) Raido
    Why you think we should break up?
[11:46] (Flashback) Oshiro
    But, why?!
[11:47] (Flashback) Sato
    Hang on!
[11:53] (Flashback) Aharen
    R-Raido-kun...
[11:56] (Flashback) Aharen
    You're so amazingly talented...
    you can do so many things.
[12:02] (Flashback) Aharen
    And I think there's no limit
    to the things you could pursue...
[12:06] (Flashback) Aharen
    So... you're probably going to
    meet so many new people...
[12:14] (Flashback) Aharen
    A lot of who are probably
    way better than me...
[12:19] (Flashback) Aharen
    But you're so nice...
[12:23] (Flashback) Aharen
    So, I thought, I had to say it...
[12:27] (Flashback) Aharen
    Since we're going to be... apart...
[12:33] (Flashback) Aharen
    If I'm going to be doing nothing...
    far away, and not with you...
[12:40] (Flashback) Aharen
    When it comes to your future or your goals...
    I don't want to hold you back...
[12:46] (Flashback) Aharen
    Th-That's why...
[12:52] (Flashback) Riku
    Y-Y'know...
[12:55] (Flashback) Riku
    I never thought I'd have the kind of
    youth they show on TV or in manga.
[13:03] (Flashback) Riku
    I thought I'd always just be
    watching from the outside...
[13:07] (Flashback) Riku
    So, the fact that I have
    so many friends right now...
[13:11] (Flashback) Riku
    I can't believe it. I'm so happy.
[13:15] (Flashback) Riku
    And that's all thanks to you all, Aha-chan.
[13:18] (Flashback) Riku
    So...
[13:20] (Flashback) Riku
    Um... what was I trying to say?
    I'm not sure anymore.
[13:25] (Flashback) Riku
    But... my point is...
[13:29] (Flashback) Riku
    I want you two to be happy! Please!
[13:36] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    Raido. What do you wanna do?
[13:39] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    Are you convinced?
    What about your feelings?!
[13:43] (Flashback) Raido
    Ishikawa...
[13:48] Sign
    To Raido-kun
[13:54] (Flashback) Raido
    Thank you for telling me
    how you feel, Aharen-san.
[13:59] (Flashback) Raido
    I'm going to tell you how I feel now.
[14:02] (Flashback) Raido
    It's selfish, and purely my perspective...
[14:05] (Flashback) Raido
    So, please, hear me out.
[14:10] (Flashback) Raido
    I... never thought of you as doing nothing.
[14:17] (Flashback) Raido
    After meeting you, over these last
    three years, I've received so much.
[14:24] (Flashback) Raido
    I'm sorry for not telling you sooner.
[14:28] (Flashback) Raido
    I always enjoy our time together,
    and a guy like me has a lot of friends now.
[14:35] (Flashback) Raido
    Even my studies, without you,
    I wouldn't have tried as hard.
[14:40] (Flashback) Raido
    That's...
[14:42] (Flashback) Raido
    because I learned how to
    aggressively pursue the things I like,
[14:46] (Flashback) Raido
    and what I want, from you.
[14:50] (Flashback) Raido
    Your presence alone is enough to support me.
[14:54] (Flashback) Raido
    And...
[14:57] (Flashback) Raido
    I don't want to break up with you.
[15:01] (Flashback) Raido
    You said you don't want to hold me back,
[15:04] (Flashback) Raido
    but even if the future is set...
[15:09] (Flashback) Raido
    No matter what happens,
    I'll find a way to overcome it.
[15:14] (Flashback) Raido
    Which is why, Aharen-san...
[15:17] (Flashback) Raido
    when we meet again, if we still feel
    the same way about each other,
[15:24] (Flashback) Raido
    will you marry me?
[15:38] (Flashback) Aharen
    Yes.
[15:41] (Flashback) Raido
    I'm going to come for you.
[15:44] (Flashback) Raido
    No matter what the future has in store.
[15:57] (Flashback) Sato
    No, it's fine! It was our idea.
[16:01] (Flashback) Sato
    Look forward to it, okay, Aharen-san?
[16:03] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    Was that Aharen-san?
[16:05] (Flashback) Sato
    Yeah! She said she hadn't thanked us yet.
[16:08] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    That sounds like her, all right.
[16:11] (Flashback) Sato
    Okay!
[16:12] (Flashback) Sato
    The movie for the wedding
    reception is all done!
[16:16] (Flashback) Both
    Cheers!
[16:22] (Flashback) Sato
    They're finally getting married, huh?
[16:25] (Flashback) Sato
    I wish I could!
[16:31] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    In that case, you wanna get married?
[16:37] (Flashback) Sato
    Don't joke like that.
[16:39] (Flashback) Sato
    I mean, you're...
[16:42] (Flashback) Sato
    Besides, even now, I...
[16:53] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    Sorry that it took so long.
[16:56] (Flashback) Sato
    Wh-Why...?
[16:59] (Flashback) Sato
    I thought the one you liked was...
[17:02] (Flashback) Sato
    Which'd mean... so, why...?!
[17:05] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    No one said it has to be one or the other.
[17:09] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    Thanks for keeping things normal until now.
[17:12] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    At some point... you became someone I needed.
[17:16] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    Someone who matters the most to me.
[17:19] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    Will you please marry me?
[17:24] (Flashback) Sato
    I will!
[17:30] (Flashback) Aharen
    I know you're busy with your salon.
    Thanks for doing this, Oshiro-san.
[17:34] (Flashback) Oshiro
    It's okay.
[17:36] (Flashback) Oshiro
    It was my dream to do your hair
    at your wedding.
[17:41] (Flashback) Oshiro
    Thank you for remembering.
[17:44] (Flashback) Oshiro
    There! All done.
[17:47] (Flashback) Oshiro
    Congratulations, Reina-chan.
    You look really beautiful.
[17:53] (Flashback) Aharen
    Thank you for doing this, Oshiro-san.
[18:18] (Flashback) Aharen
    Thank you, Raido-kun.
[18:21] (Flashback) Aharen
    I'm so happy.
[18:25] (Flashback) Raido
    So am I.
[18:27] (Flashback) Raido
    So much has happened, huh?
[18:31] (Flashback) Raido
    I can only imagine what comes next.
[18:42] Aharen
    And that's the story.
[18:45] Madoka
    Aww! I wanna hear more!
[18:48] Aharen
    But it's already dark outside...
[18:52] Madoka
    Fine.
[18:53] Madoka
    In that case...
[18:55] Madoka
    Tell me more the next time
    I come over, okay?!
[18:58] Aharen
    Sure. Next time.
[19:01] Madoka
    My grandpa's pretty amazing, huh?
[19:04] Aharen
    Yep. He knows a lot...
    and is capable of just as much.
[19:10] Aharen
    He has ideas no one else
    could conceive...
[19:14] Aharen
    And he'll do things
    you would never anticipate.
[19:17] Aharen
    But he always puts me first...
[19:22] Aharen
    Someone like me could
    never really decipher him.
[19:26] Madoka
    That's so awesome!
[19:28] Madoka
    So, where is he now?
[19:33] Madoka
    In the sky?
[19:35] Aharen
    He's watching over us from very far away.
[19:48] Astronaut
    With your participation,
    the mission is going smoothly, sir.
[19:53] Raido
    Oh, no. This has been an incredible
    experience for me, as well.
[19:57] Astronaut
    I read your latest book.
[19:57] Sign
    The Martian
    Man
    Part 1
    
    Raido
[20:01] Raido
    Thank you.
[20:03] Astronaut
    I have to ask, what made a novelist
    like yourself want to join this mission
[20:06] Astronaut
    badly enough to go through all the training?
[20:10] Raido
    Well...
[20:13] (Flashback) Raido
    This is a project that will take a few years.
[20:16] (Flashback) Raido
    Are you sure you don't mind me going?
[20:21] (Flashback) Aharen
    You taught me that if you can
    imagine something, it can happen.
[20:29] (Flashback) Aharen
    Which is why, this time...
[20:32] (Flashback) Aharen
    This time, I want you to
    show that to the world.
[20:37] (Flashback) Aharen
    And promise me you'll come back.
[20:39] (Flashback) Raido
    Thank you. And I will.
[20:44] (Flashback) Aharen
    I'll be waiting, Shota-kun.
[20:50] Aharen
    Okay, it's time to get you home.
[20:53] Madoka
    Can I ask one last thing?
[20:56] Aharen
    Fine... but just one.
[20:59] Madoka
    What is it that made you fall in love
    with my grandpa, Grandma?
[21:05] Aharen
    Gosh, what a question...
[21:08] Madoka
    Come on, it's fine! Tell me, tell me!
[21:11] Aharen
    Well...
[21:13] Poster sign
    Aharen-san wa
    Hakarenai
[21:13] Poster sign
    The popular novel
    Raido's million-seller
    The highly-anticipated theatrical adaption!
[21:14] Aharen
    I'll tell you about when we first met.
[21:20] Sign
    Welcome, New Students
[21:23] (Flashback) Aharen
    I'm Aharen Reina. It's nice to meet you all.
[21:29] (Flashback) Miyahira
    Okay, thank you for that.
[21:32] Aharen
    I'm so nervous.
[21:36] Aharen
    Between my quiet voice and how I'm bad
    at knowing how close to get...
[21:41] Aharen
    I've had trouble making friends.
[21:45] Aharen
    I doubt it'll change for high school.
[21:50] Aharen
    And since I don't want a bad experience...
[21:53] Aharen
    I'll probably just avoid people
    and keep to myself.
[22:00] (Flashback) Raido
    Good morning, Aharen-san.
[22:04] Aharen
    That big boy who sits next to me...
[22:08] Aharen
    Raido-kun.
[22:10] (Flashback) Aharen
    Good morning, Raido-kun.
[22:14] Aharen
    He didn't hear me, after all.
[22:18] Aharen
    I bet he thinks I ignored him.
    There's no way he talks to me again.
[22:24] Aharen
    That's probably for the best.
[22:26] Aharen
    He shouldn't get involved
    with someone like me...
[22:29] (Flashback) Raido
    Nice weather today, isn't it, Aharen-san?
[22:38] (Flashback) Raido
    The campus is pretty big, huh?
[22:40] (Flashback) Raido
    The bread at the school store
    is supposed to be good.
[22:42] (Flashback) Raido
    Do you know what club you'll join?
     Isn't deciding hard?
[22:45] Aharen
    Why does he keep talking to me...?
[22:49] Aharen
    I've never met someone like that before.
[22:53] (Flashback) Aharen
    R-Raido-kun...
[22:58] Aharen
    But he probably thinks I've been
    ignoring him the whole time...
[23:03] Aharen
    He must hate me by now.
[23:09] (Flashback) Raido
    Here. You dropped this.
[23:15] Aharen
    Does he not hate me yet?
[23:18] Aharen
    But... at this rate...
[23:23] Aharen
    I need to say thank you.
[23:26] Aharen
    I need to tell him... right now.
[23:31] Aharen
    I have to tell him.
[23:34] Aharen
    I'll get close, so he can hear me.
[23:40] Aharen
    Closer.
[23:47] (Flashback) Aharen
    Thank you, Raido-kun.
[23:50] (Flashback) Aharen
    Listen...
[23:55] Sign
    Thank you for watching!