2 - Kokkuri-san / Mitsuba's Operation: Friends
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SIGN After-school Hanako-kun
[00:02] Hanako
Here we go.
SIGN Kokkuri-san
[00:22] Akane
Today, with this group,
[00:25] Akane
I'd like to perform the ultimate Kokkuri-san.
[00:32] Nene
This is After-school Yashiro Nene.
[00:34] Nene
Let me introduce my lovely classmates.
[00:39] Nene
Akane Aoi, my best friend!
[00:42] Nene
She's almost fatally popular!
The queen of popularity!
[00:46] Nene
Aoi Akane, our student
council vice president!
[00:50] Nene
He's known Aoi since they were kids,
and he's almost fatally crazy about her!
[00:55] Akane
Ao-chan is as angelic as ever today.
[00:58] Nene
Yamabuki Lemon, Akane-kun's friend!
[01:01] Nene
He's almost fatally addicted to his phone!
[01:05] Lemon
Oh, an SSR.
[01:08] Nene
And I'm almost fatally... What am I?
[01:12] Aoi
A high-school girl in love with love?
[01:14] Nene
Yeah, that!
[01:16] Nene
Wait, no, I'm not!
[01:17] Akane
Yeah, yeah.
[01:18] Akane
Now, allow me to explain Kokkuri-san!
SIGN Be good and don't try this at home, kids
SIGN Be good and don't try this at home, kids
SIGN Yes No
SIGN How to Kokkuri-san
SIGN Be good and don't try this at home, kids
[01:22] Akane
Kokkuri-san is easy to do!
[01:25] Akane
First, take a sheet of paper, draw a
torii gate, and write "yes" and "no."
[01:29] Akane
Next, write down all 50
hiragana in the syllabary.
[01:32] Akane
Finally, place a 10-yen coin over the torii.
[01:35] Akane
Once everyone's index finger is on it,
[01:38] Akane
then it's summoning time.
[01:40] Nene
Have you always been into
occult stuff, Akane-kun?
[01:43] Akane
I don't like it at all.
[01:44] Nene
Why do this, then?
[01:46] Aoi; Lemon
Yeah.
[01:48] Akane
It all started a few months ago.
[01:50] (Flashback) Aoi
Kokkuri-san, huh?
[01:52] (Flashback) Aoi
Seems fun.
[01:54] Aoi
Seems fun. Seems fun.
[01:57] (Flashback) Akane
"Seems fun."
[01:58] Akane
In order to help her enjoy the best
and safest possible Kokkuri-san,
SIGN The quest for the Ridged 10!
[02:02] Akane
I undertook painstaking
preparations. And then...
[02:09] Akane
I found it!
[02:12] Akane
By the way,
[02:13] Akane
I mixed my blood into the ink!
SIGN Extreme
[02:17] Nene
Huh?
[02:17] Lemon
Are you dense?
[02:19] Aoi
Oh, Akane-kun.
[02:22] Aoi; Akane; Lemon; Nene
Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san,
[02:24] Aoi; Akane; Lemon; Nene
please come to us.
[02:26] Aoi; Akane; Lemon; Nene
If you're here, please move to "yes."
[02:31] Nene
Is this a good idea?
[02:33] Nene
It seems kind of dangerous.
[02:38] Nene
Y-You know, let's stop after all.
[02:42] Nene
Huh?!
[02:42] Akane
It's here!
[02:43] Aoi
Wow! The lights went out!
[02:53] Akane
Oh!
[02:54] Nene
What is it?!
[02:55] Lemon
For real?!
[02:57] Aoi
I'm so excited.
[03:00] Nene
What kind of spirit is it?!
[03:07] Nene
It's a mokke.
[03:09] Aoi
The 10-yen coin moved!
SIGN They can't see it
[03:11] Lemon
Whoa!
[03:11] Akane
We did it!
[03:14] Nene
I wonder how the mokke will answer?
[03:19] Akane
Now, then—
[03:19] Lemon
What'll tomorrow's weather be?
SIGN A
SIGN ME
[03:24] Aoi
Wow!
[03:26] Lemon
Whoa!
[03:27] Akane
How mysterious!
[03:29] Nene
No, that was definitely
"candy" (ame), not "rain" (ame).
[03:31] Mokke
Indeed.
[03:32] Akane
Now for the real test.
[03:34] Akane
Wh-Wh-Who is my crush?!
[03:37] Lemon
Let me guess. You just wanted
to ask that all along.
[03:41] Mokke
Mokke.
[03:45] Nene
It's trying to answer "candy" again!
SIGN Ah-choo!
SIGN LE
SIGN MO
SIGN N
[03:51] Nene
Huh?
[03:51] Lemon
Wha...?
[03:52] Akane
What?!
[03:54] Aoi
Akane-kun, really?
[03:57] Aoi
Huh.
[03:59] Akane
No, Ao-chan!
[04:01] Akane
This must be some kind of mistake!
[04:03] Akane
I don't...
[04:05] Akane
care about this guy one bit!
[04:06] Akane
See? Look!
[04:10] Nene
S-Stop that!
[04:11] Akane
Come on, look.
[04:11] Nene
You'll kill Yamabuki-kun!
[04:12] Akane
See, Ao-chan? Ao-chan?
[04:15] Aoi
Be happy together.
[04:16] Akane
Ao-chan, wait!
[04:18] Akane
It's not like that!
[04:19] Mokke
If there's no candy, I'll take this.
[04:25] Nene
Umm...
[04:29] Nene
Use Kokkuri-san with care.
SIGN Mitsuba's Operation: Friends
SIGN Broadcast Room
[04:47] Mitsuba
I want friends.
SIGN Unleash the power of youth!
Spend summer with your friends!
SIGN Unleash the power of youth!
Spend summer with your friends!
[04:52] Natsuhiko
Easy to say, Mitsuba-chan,
but you're an apparition.
[04:55] Natsuhiko
Regular humans can't see you,
so making friends is a tall order.
[04:59] Sakura
Dear me.
[05:00] Sakura
Whatever shall we do?
[05:02] Natsuhiko
Oh, well. I guess I'll have
to step up to the plate.
[05:07] Natsuhiko
Mitsuba-chan!
[05:11] Natsuhiko
Feeling lonely?
[05:12] Natsuhiko
Then feel free to call your Natsuhiko-senpai
[05:15] Natsuhiko
just plain old "Natsuhiko."
[05:19] Natsuhiko
Nailed it!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN A real catch who looks out for his underclassmen
[05:21] Natsuhiko
Oh, it feels so good.
[05:23] Mitsuba
Come on! Please?!
[05:25] Sakura
Would you like me to spread a rumor
that you can make lots of friends?
[05:30] Mitsuba
You can change apparitions by
spreading rumors about them,
[05:33] Mitsuba
right, Nanamine-senpai?
[05:36] Sakura
Yes, but...
[05:38] Mitsuba
I can't think of anything
else to try at this point.
[05:42] Mitsuba
Please! I'm begging you!
[05:46] Mitsuba
Turn me into someone with a life!
[05:47] Sakura
Calm down. That's a last resort.
[05:50] Sakura
Now, how about that
over-accessorized exorcist boy?
[05:53] Mitsuba
I can't have a friend with a lame earring!
[05:55] Sakura
So you're picky. I see.
[05:57] Sakura
In that case,
[05:58] Sakura
how about him?
[06:02] Tsukasa
You want friends?
[06:05] Mitsuba
Nanamine-senpai said making human friends
would be too hard to start with.
[06:10] Mitsuba
But you're around my age, Tsukasa-kun,
and we're both apparitions.
[06:14] Mitsuba
So I thought maybe...
[06:16] Tsukasa
Hmm...
[06:19] Tsukasa
All right.
[06:20] Mitsuba
Huh?
[06:22] Tsukasa
I'll make you one!
[06:24] Mitsuba
No! Stop!
[06:25] Mitsuba
I didn't mean I want to
physically make friends!
SIGN They got him to stop (physically) making friends
SIGN They got him to stop (physically) making friends
[06:32] Tsukasa
What?! You wanted to be friends with me?
[06:36] Tsukasa
You should have just said so!
[06:37] Mitsuba
I did.
[06:40] Tsukasa
Then as of today, we're friends.
[06:42] Mitsuba
Huh?!
[06:43] Mitsuba
Tsukasa-kun... You'll be my friend?
[06:46] Tsukasa
Yup.
[06:49] Mitsuba
You know, there's something
I want to try with a friend.
[06:53] Tsukasa
Wow, really?!
[06:55] Tsukasa
There's something I've always
wanted to do with a friend, too!
SIGN Family Fireworks
[06:58] Mitsuba
What is it? Fireworks?
[07:03] Tsukasa
You try, too, Mitsuba!
[07:05] Mitsuba
Sure! I'll give it a shot!
[07:07] Mitsuba
Hey, what are you do—
[07:09] Tsukasa
Do you think fireworks...
[07:10] Mitsuba
Huh?
[07:12] Tsukasa
...would still crackle and pop in your tummy?
SIGN Whether you're good or bad, definitely don't try this at home, kids Whether you're good or bad, definitely don't try this at home, kids Whether you're good or bad, definitely don't try this at home, kids
SIGN Broadcast Room
[07:19] Mitsuba
N-No! Stop it!
[07:21] Tsukasa
Why? You said you'd try it.
[07:26] Natsuhiko
Give it a rest!
[07:30] Natsuhiko
That didn't even last ten minutes.
[07:32] Sakura
I should have known better.
[07:43] Sakura
Cheer up.
[07:45] Sakura
I'll at least join you for whatever
you wanted to do with your friend.
[07:52] Mitsuba
Really?
[07:54] Sakura
Yes.
[07:56] Mitsuba
Then...
SIGN Judge's Award
SIGN Friendship Power Explosion!
The Friend Pose!
[08:04] Natsuhiko
Okay, say cheese!
[08:08] Mitsuba
Friendship Power Explosion! The Friend pose!
[08:14] Mitsuba
I got someone to do it with me!
SIGN Illustration: Kimura Takuma