1 - Hanako-kun After School \ Mokke Be Ambitious

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[00:00] Tsuchigomori
    Hm?!
SIGN    After-school Hanako-kun
[00:02] Hanako
    Here we go.
SIGN    Hanako-kun After School
[00:23] Schoolgirl A
    Hey, have you heard
[00:24] Schoolgirl A
    the strange rumors about one
    of this school's Seven Wonders?
SIGN    1
SIGN    3
SIGN    4
SIGN    6
SIGN    2
SIGN    5
SIGN    7
[00:30] Schoolgirl A
    About the seventh Wonder,
[00:33] Schoolgirl A
    Hanako-san of the Bathroom,
[00:35] Schoolgirl A
    and the girl who became his assistant?
SIGN    Girls' Bathroom
[00:43] Nene
    Bathroom cleaning yesterday.
[00:45] Nene
    Bathroom cleaning today.
[00:48] Nene
    Bathroom cleaning tomorrow.
[00:50] Nene
    Bathroom, bathroom, and more bathroom.
[00:52] Nene
    I've had enough!
[00:53] Hanako
    Hang in there, Yashiro!
[00:55] Mokke
    Go! Go!
[00:55] Nene
    The least you could do is lend me a hand!
[00:57] Hanako
    No way.
[00:59] Hanako
    I keep the effects of your curse
    to a minimum, and in exchange,
[01:02] Hanako
    you give me your labor.
[01:06] Hanako
    That was our deal.
[01:09] Nene
    B-But this is too much work for just me.
[01:12] Nene
    I won't even have time for a date
    if a hot guy asks me out.
[01:17] Nene
    If only the mokke would
    help me out, at least.
[01:21] Nene
    As if—Huh?!
[01:22] Hanako
    As dust rags?
[01:24] Nene
    No! Even if they do get twisted up
    like rags sometimes!
[01:26] Hanako
    So much whining.
    Whatever am I to do with you?
[01:31] Nene
    Why do you sound kind of happy?
[01:33] Hanako
    I'm really sorry,
[01:35] Hanako
    but you can't be my assistant
    if you don't clean the bathroom.
[01:39] Hanako
    But I'll think up ways
    to make it fun for you.
[01:43] Hanako
    How does that sound?
[01:44] Nene
    What kinds of ways?
[01:46] Hanako
    Ta-da!
SIGN    Kamome Academy Summer Bathroom Daikon Festival!
SIGN    Daikon
SIGN    One
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Daikon-scented
    air freshener
SIGN    Two
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Daikon decoration
    in the bathroom
SIGN    Three
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Add daikon mokke
SIGN    Four
    
    
    
    
    
    
     Yashiro has
    daikon legs
[01:47] Hanako
    The Kamome Academy Summer
    Bathroom Daikon Festival!
[01:50] Nene
    Excuse me?!
[01:51] Hanako
    Ow, ow, ow.
[01:52] Hanako
    More whining. Whatever am I to do with you?
[01:56] Nene
    I still want to know why you look so happy!
[02:00] Nene
    Maybe I should ask Aoi for advice.
[02:03] Aoi
    Hmm...
[02:05] Aoi
    I think anything can be fun
    if you do it with someone you like.
[02:08] Akane
    Someone you like!
SIGN    Ao-chan,
    you're
    my angel
SIGN    The cutest
    in the
    universe <3
[02:11] Akane
    You're so right, Ao-chan!
SIGN    Kantou Akane Aoi Fan Club
[02:14] Nene
    And so,
[02:16] Nene
    I asked Kou-kun to bring him along.
[02:18] Kou
    Hey, Hanako.
[02:20] Hanako
    Bring who along?
SIGN    Student Council
[02:31] Kou
    Teru-nii! You promised not to exorcise him!
[02:36] Hanko
    Ch-Change! Swap me out, coach!
[02:38] Hanako
    Yashiro, help!
[02:41] Nene
    I'll be Minamoto-senpai's mop.
[02:45] Hanako
    Go away!
[02:46] Hanako
    Please leave!
[02:48] Hanako
    What's the big idea, boy?!
[02:50] Hanako
    We've been to hell and back
    together, haven't we?!
[02:53] Kou
    I convinced him to just help us clean.
[02:57] Kou
    At least, I thought I did.
[03:00] Teru
    Kou is telling the truth, Number Seven.
[03:03] Teru
    I didn't come looking for a fight.
[03:05] Teru
    I'm only here to clean up filth.
[03:09] Hanako
    See?! He wants to clean me!
[03:11] Hanako
    He wants to "clean" me!
SIGN    They sent him home.
[03:16] Nene
    Minamoto-senpai...
[03:17] Hanako
    No more of that guy!
[03:18] Hanako
    He tries to get rid of me
    at the drop of a hat!
[03:20] Nene
    Aww...
[03:22] Hanako
    Don't you "Aww..." me!
[03:23] Nene
    But who other than Minamoto-senpai
    could make my heart flutter
[03:28] Nene
    so much that cleaning a bathroom seems fun?
[03:30] Hanako
    I've got it!
[03:32] Hanako
    In that case, Yashiro...
[03:33] Nene
    Huh?
[03:34] Hanako
    I can stay by your side the 
    whole time you're cleaning.
[03:40] Hanako
    So all you've got to do is fall for me.
[03:44] Nene
    That's...
[03:48] Nene
    That's...
[03:50] Nene
    not happening.
[03:54] Hanako
    That stings!
[03:58] Nene
    I'm Yashiro Nene,
    and this is my everyday life.
[04:02] Nene
    Ever since I met Hanako-kun,
[04:04] Nene
    my after-school time has
    taken a turn for the weird.
[04:19] Nene
    It was a bright, beautiful day
    of bathroom cleaning.
[04:23] Nene
    Hanako-kun!
SIGN    SILENCE
[04:27] Nene
    Huh?
[04:31] Hanako
    Yashiro...
[04:33] Nene
    Hanako-kun?
[04:34] Nene
    Where are you?!
[04:36] Hanako
    H-Help...
[04:42] Nene
    Hanako-kun?!
[04:54] Hanako
    Yashiro...
[04:55] Hanako
    Help... me...
[04:58] Nene
    Hanako-kun?!
[05:01] Mokke A
    Stop.
[05:01] Mokke B
    What are you doing?
[05:03] Mokke C
    Butt out.
[05:13] Hanako
    I owe you one, Yashiro.
[05:15] Nene
    N-No problem.
[05:16] Nene
    So, what happened?
[05:19] Nene
    Was Hanako-kun bullying you?
[05:21] Hanako
    I'm innocent!
[05:21] Hanako
    Where did you pull that from?!
    I'm obviously the victim here!
[05:25] Nene
    The way you usually act.
[05:27] Mokke A
    We weren't bullying him.
[05:29] Mokke B
    Nope.
[05:30] Nene
    Of course not. You're good little mokke.
[05:33] Mokke A
    We were just trying to kill him.
[05:35] Nene
    Huh?
[05:36] Mokke A
    We want to become a Wonder.
[05:39] Mokke B
    And if we kill a Wonder, we can.
[05:41] Nene
    You want to be one of the Seven Wonders?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Warm Fuzzies
    
    Proper name: "Heat Balling"
    Kills enemies by heating them
    A certain bee's ultimate technique
[05:43] Mokke A
    We do.
[05:45] Mokke B
    We'll make him warm and comfy, then dead.
[05:48] Nene
    No killing.
[05:49] Mokke
    Ugh.
SIGN    UGH
[05:51] Nene
    Why not just give them what they want?
[05:53] Hanako
    It's true that the Seven Wonders
    have a few openings right now,
[05:58] Hanako
    but they'd abuse the position for sure.
[06:00] Mokke A
    Would not.
[06:01] Mokke B
    Nope.
[06:02] Mokke C
    We'd be a nice Wonder.
[06:04] Hanako
    Well,
[06:06] Hanako
    I could at least give them a test.
[06:07] Nene
    You mean it?!
[06:08] Nene
    Isn't that great, mokke-chan?
[06:10] Nene
    Give it your best shot!
[06:12] Mokke A
    We will.
SIGN    Seven Wonders Recruitment Interview
[06:14] Hanako
    Now, start by introducing yourselves.
[06:17] Mokke
    We are mokke.
[06:19] Mokke A
    Nice apparitions.
[06:21] Hanako
    What makes you a desirable candidate?
[06:25] Mokke G
    We're cute.
[06:26] Mokke F
    Soothing.
[06:28] Mokke D
    Merchandisable.
[06:29] Mokke B
    Earn money.
[06:30] Nene
    See? Unlike you,
    they make people feel better!
SIGN    Boss
[06:34] Hanako
    Who ever heard of a therapeutic Wonder?
[06:38] Hanako
    Next, what motivated you to apply?
[06:40] Mokke A
    We'll destroy this school.
[06:43] Hanako
    Can I reject you now?
[06:44] Mokke A
    That was a joke.
[06:46] Mokke B
    Have a candy.
[06:47] Nene
    Wh-What's your real reason?
[06:48] Mokke
    To destroy the world.
SIGN    REJECTED
[06:53] Mokke A
    We wanted to be a Wonder.
[06:56] Mokke B
    If only.
[06:56] Mokke C
    If only.
[06:58] Hanako
    Why did you even think you had a shot?
[07:01] Nene
    I wonder why the mokke are so
    hung up on destroying things.
[07:05] Hanako
    Beats me.
[07:06] Hanako
    Cute or not, they're still apparitions.
    Maybe they're just vicious.
[07:09] Mokke A
    No.
[07:10] Mokke C
    We're nice apparitions.
[07:11] Mokke F
    We don't kill people.
[07:13] Nene
    Then why?
[07:14] Mokke A
    We'll destroy the school and
    make a candy plantation.
SIGN    Candy Plantation
[07:18] Mokke B
    To do that, we'll become a Wonder.
[07:20] Mokke C
    We'll put all the humans to work.
[07:24] Mokke A
    Please. We'll make it a happy plantation.
[07:27] Hanako
    Forget about it.
[07:28] Mokke B
    We'll play music.
[07:30] Mokke C
    We even made a "see-dee." Look.
[07:32] Hanako
    A CD?
SIGN    Labor on the Candy Plantation
SIGN    Vocals: Mokke
[07:36] Hanako
    What am I supposed to do with this?
[07:38] Nene
    I know!
[07:39] Nene
    If you want candy, why not
    get someone to make you some?
[07:41] Mokke A
    Make?
[07:42] Mokke B
    A candy maker?
[07:44] Nene
    You know, like Tsuchigomori-sensei.
[07:46] Nene
    He made lollipops with us in class.
[07:49] Hanako
    Oh! He might make you some if you ask nicely.
[07:49] Mokke
    Oooh.
[07:52] Tsuchigomori
    Come get them.
[07:58] Tsuchigomori
    Wh-What on...
[08:03] Hanako
    Tsuchigomori-sensei...
[08:05] Hanako; Nene
    Rest in peace.
[08:08] Nene
    After being forced to make
    tens of thousands of lollipops,
[08:11] Nene
    Sensei was set free.
[08:17] Mokke
    So happy.
SIGN    Illustration: Yamada Nagisa