Season 1

1 - Hanako-kun After School \ Mokke Be Ambitious

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[00:00] Tsuchigomori
    Hm?!
SIGN    After-school Hanako-kun
[00:02] Hanako
    Here we go.
SIGN    Hanako-kun After School
[00:23] Schoolgirl A
    Hey, have you heard
[00:24] Schoolgirl A
    the strange rumors about one
    of this school's Seven Wonders?
SIGN    1
SIGN    3
SIGN    4
SIGN    6
SIGN    2
SIGN    5
SIGN    7
[00:30] Schoolgirl A
    About the seventh Wonder,
[00:33] Schoolgirl A
    Hanako-san of the Bathroom,
[00:35] Schoolgirl A
    and the girl who became his assistant?
SIGN    Girls' Bathroom
[00:43] Nene
    Bathroom cleaning yesterday.
[00:45] Nene
    Bathroom cleaning today.
[00:48] Nene
    Bathroom cleaning tomorrow.
[00:50] Nene
    Bathroom, bathroom, and more bathroom.
[00:52] Nene
    I've had enough!
[00:53] Hanako
    Hang in there, Yashiro!
[00:55] Mokke
    Go! Go!
[00:55] Nene
    The least you could do is lend me a hand!
[00:57] Hanako
    No way.
[00:59] Hanako
    I keep the effects of your curse
    to a minimum, and in exchange,
[01:02] Hanako
    you give me your labor.
[01:06] Hanako
    That was our deal.
[01:09] Nene
    B-But this is too much work for just me.
[01:12] Nene
    I won't even have time for a date
    if a hot guy asks me out.
[01:17] Nene
    If only the mokke would
    help me out, at least.
[01:21] Nene
    As if—Huh?!
[01:22] Hanako
    As dust rags?
[01:24] Nene
    No! Even if they do get twisted up
    like rags sometimes!
[01:26] Hanako
    So much whining.
    Whatever am I to do with you?
[01:31] Nene
    Why do you sound kind of happy?
[01:33] Hanako
    I'm really sorry,
[01:35] Hanako
    but you can't be my assistant
    if you don't clean the bathroom.
[01:39] Hanako
    But I'll think up ways
    to make it fun for you.
[01:43] Hanako
    How does that sound?
[01:44] Nene
    What kinds of ways?
[01:46] Hanako
    Ta-da!
SIGN    Kamome Academy Summer Bathroom Daikon Festival!
SIGN    Daikon
SIGN    One
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Daikon-scented
    air freshener
SIGN    Two
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Daikon decoration
    in the bathroom
SIGN    Three
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Add daikon mokke
SIGN    Four
    
    
    
    
    
    
     Yashiro has
    daikon legs
[01:47] Hanako
    The Kamome Academy Summer
    Bathroom Daikon Festival!
[01:50] Nene
    Excuse me?!
[01:51] Hanako
    Ow, ow, ow.
[01:52] Hanako
    More whining. Whatever am I to do with you?
[01:56] Nene
    I still want to know why you look so happy!
[02:00] Nene
    Maybe I should ask Aoi for advice.
[02:03] Aoi
    Hmm...
[02:05] Aoi
    I think anything can be fun
    if you do it with someone you like.
[02:08] Akane
    Someone you like!
SIGN    Ao-chan,
    you're
    my angel
SIGN    The cutest
    in the
    universe <3
[02:11] Akane
    You're so right, Ao-chan!
SIGN    Kantou Akane Aoi Fan Club
[02:14] Nene
    And so,
[02:16] Nene
    I asked Kou-kun to bring him along.
[02:18] Kou
    Hey, Hanako.
[02:20] Hanako
    Bring who along?
SIGN    Student Council
[02:31] Kou
    Teru-nii! You promised not to exorcise him!
[02:36] Hanko
    Ch-Change! Swap me out, coach!
[02:38] Hanako
    Yashiro, help!
[02:41] Nene
    I'll be Minamoto-senpai's mop.
[02:45] Hanako
    Go away!
[02:46] Hanako
    Please leave!
[02:48] Hanako
    What's the big idea, boy?!
[02:50] Hanako
    We've been to hell and back
    together, haven't we?!
[02:53] Kou
    I convinced him to just help us clean.
[02:57] Kou
    At least, I thought I did.
[03:00] Teru
    Kou is telling the truth, Number Seven.
[03:03] Teru
    I didn't come looking for a fight.
[03:05] Teru
    I'm only here to clean up filth.
[03:09] Hanako
    See?! He wants to clean me!
[03:11] Hanako
    He wants to "clean" me!
SIGN    They sent him home.
[03:16] Nene
    Minamoto-senpai...
[03:17] Hanako
    No more of that guy!
[03:18] Hanako
    He tries to get rid of me
    at the drop of a hat!
[03:20] Nene
    Aww...
[03:22] Hanako
    Don't you "Aww..." me!
[03:23] Nene
    But who other than Minamoto-senpai
    could make my heart flutter
[03:28] Nene
    so much that cleaning a bathroom seems fun?
[03:30] Hanako
    I've got it!
[03:32] Hanako
    In that case, Yashiro...
[03:33] Nene
    Huh?
[03:34] Hanako
    I can stay by your side the
    whole time you're cleaning.
[03:40] Hanako
    So all you've got to do is fall for me.
[03:44] Nene
    That's...
[03:48] Nene
    That's...
[03:50] Nene
    not happening.
[03:54] Hanako
    That stings!
[03:58] Nene
    I'm Yashiro Nene,
    and this is my everyday life.
[04:02] Nene
    Ever since I met Hanako-kun,
[04:04] Nene
    my after-school time has
    taken a turn for the weird.
[04:19] Nene
    It was a bright, beautiful day
    of bathroom cleaning.
[04:23] Nene
    Hanako-kun!
SIGN    SILENCE
[04:27] Nene
    Huh?
[04:31] Hanako
    Yashiro...
[04:33] Nene
    Hanako-kun?
[04:34] Nene
    Where are you?!
[04:36] Hanako
    H-Help...
[04:42] Nene
    Hanako-kun?!
[04:54] Hanako
    Yashiro...
[04:55] Hanako
    Help... me...
[04:58] Nene
    Hanako-kun?!
[05:01] Mokke A
    Stop.
[05:01] Mokke B
    What are you doing?
[05:03] Mokke C
    Butt out.
[05:13] Hanako
    I owe you one, Yashiro.
[05:15] Nene
    N-No problem.
[05:16] Nene
    So, what happened?
[05:19] Nene
    Was Hanako-kun bullying you?
[05:21] Hanako
    I'm innocent!
[05:21] Hanako
    Where did you pull that from?!
    I'm obviously the victim here!
[05:25] Nene
    The way you usually act.
[05:27] Mokke A
    We weren't bullying him.
[05:29] Mokke B
    Nope.
[05:30] Nene
    Of course not. You're good little mokke.
[05:33] Mokke A
    We were just trying to kill him.
[05:35] Nene
    Huh?
[05:36] Mokke A
    We want to become a Wonder.
[05:39] Mokke B
    And if we kill a Wonder, we can.
[05:41] Nene
    You want to be one of the Seven Wonders?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Warm Fuzzies
    
    Proper name: "Heat Balling"
    Kills enemies by heating them
    A certain bee's ultimate technique
[05:43] Mokke A
    We do.
[05:45] Mokke B
    We'll make him warm and comfy, then dead.
[05:48] Nene
    No killing.
[05:49] Mokke
    Ugh.
SIGN    UGH
[05:51] Nene
    Why not just give them what they want?
[05:53] Hanako
    It's true that the Seven Wonders
    have a few openings right now,
[05:58] Hanako
    but they'd abuse the position for sure.
[06:00] Mokke A
    Would not.
[06:01] Mokke B
    Nope.
[06:02] Mokke C
    We'd be a nice Wonder.
[06:04] Hanako
    Well,
[06:06] Hanako
    I could at least give them a test.
[06:07] Nene
    You mean it?!
[06:08] Nene
    Isn't that great, mokke-chan?
[06:10] Nene
    Give it your best shot!
[06:12] Mokke A
    We will.
SIGN    Seven Wonders Recruitment Interview
[06:14] Hanako
    Now, start by introducing yourselves.
[06:17] Mokke
    We are mokke.
[06:19] Mokke A
    Nice apparitions.
[06:21] Hanako
    What makes you a desirable candidate?
[06:25] Mokke G
    We're cute.
[06:26] Mokke F
    Soothing.
[06:28] Mokke D
    Merchandisable.
[06:29] Mokke B
    Earn money.
[06:30] Nene
    See? Unlike you,
    they make people feel better!
SIGN    Boss
[06:34] Hanako
    Who ever heard of a therapeutic Wonder?
[06:38] Hanako
    Next, what motivated you to apply?
[06:40] Mokke A
    We'll destroy this school.
[06:43] Hanako
    Can I reject you now?
[06:44] Mokke A
    That was a joke.
[06:46] Mokke B
    Have a candy.
[06:47] Nene
    Wh-What's your real reason?
[06:48] Mokke
    To destroy the world.
SIGN    REJECTED
[06:53] Mokke A
    We wanted to be a Wonder.
[06:56] Mokke B
    If only.
[06:56] Mokke C
    If only.
[06:58] Hanako
    Why did you even think you had a shot?
[07:01] Nene
    I wonder why the mokke are so
    hung up on destroying things.
[07:05] Hanako
    Beats me.
[07:06] Hanako
    Cute or not, they're still apparitions.
    Maybe they're just vicious.
[07:09] Mokke A
    No.
[07:10] Mokke C
    We're nice apparitions.
[07:11] Mokke F
    We don't kill people.
[07:13] Nene
    Then why?
[07:14] Mokke A
    We'll destroy the school and
    make a candy plantation.
SIGN    Candy Plantation
[07:18] Mokke B
    To do that, we'll become a Wonder.
[07:20] Mokke C
    We'll put all the humans to work.
[07:24] Mokke A
    Please. We'll make it a happy plantation.
[07:27] Hanako
    Forget about it.
[07:28] Mokke B
    We'll play music.
[07:30] Mokke C
    We even made a "see-dee." Look.
[07:32] Hanako
    A CD?
SIGN    Labor on the Candy Plantation
SIGN    Vocals: Mokke
[07:36] Hanako
    What am I supposed to do with this?
[07:38] Nene
    I know!
[07:39] Nene
    If you want candy, why not
    get someone to make you some?
[07:41] Mokke A
    Make?
[07:42] Mokke B
    A candy maker?
[07:44] Nene
    You know, like Tsuchigomori-sensei.
[07:46] Nene
    He made lollipops with us in class.
[07:49] Hanako
    Oh! He might make you some if you ask nicely.
[07:49] Mokke
    Oooh.
[07:52] Tsuchigomori
    Come get them.
[07:58] Tsuchigomori
    Wh-What on...
[08:03] Hanako
    Tsuchigomori-sensei...
[08:05] Hanako; Nene
    Rest in peace.
[08:08] Nene
    After being forced to make
    tens of thousands of lollipops,
[08:11] Nene
    Sensei was set free.
[08:17] Mokke
    So happy.
SIGN    Illustration: Yamada Nagisa

2 - Kokkuri-san / Mitsuba's Operation: Friends

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SIGN    After-school Hanako-kun
[00:02] Hanako
    Here we go.
SIGN    Kokkuri-san
[00:22] Akane
    Today, with this group,
[00:25] Akane
    I'd like to perform the ultimate Kokkuri-san.
[00:32] Nene
    This is After-school Yashiro Nene.
[00:34] Nene
    Let me introduce my lovely classmates.
[00:39] Nene
    Akane Aoi, my best friend!
[00:42] Nene
    She's almost fatally popular!
    The queen of popularity!
[00:46] Nene
    Aoi Akane, our student
    council vice president!
[00:50] Nene
    He's known Aoi since they were kids,
    and he's almost fatally crazy about her!
[00:55] Akane
    Ao-chan is as angelic as ever today.
[00:58] Nene
    Yamabuki Lemon, Akane-kun's friend!
[01:01] Nene
    He's almost fatally addicted to his phone!
[01:05] Lemon
    Oh, an SSR.
[01:08] Nene
    And I'm almost fatally... What am I?
[01:12] Aoi
    A high-school girl in love with love?
[01:14] Nene
    Yeah, that!
[01:16] Nene
    Wait, no, I'm not!
[01:17] Akane
    Yeah, yeah.
[01:18] Akane
    Now, allow me to explain Kokkuri-san!
SIGN    Be good and don't try this at home, kids
SIGN    Be good and don't try this at home, kids
SIGN    Yes No
SIGN    How to Kokkuri-san
SIGN    Be good and don't try this at home, kids
[01:22] Akane
    Kokkuri-san is easy to do!
[01:25] Akane
    First, take a sheet of paper, draw a
    torii gate, and write "yes" and "no."
[01:29] Akane
    Next, write down all 50
    hiragana in the syllabary.
[01:32] Akane
    Finally, place a 10-yen coin over the torii.
[01:35] Akane
    Once everyone's index finger is on it,
[01:38] Akane
    then it's summoning time.
[01:40] Nene
    Have you always been into
    occult stuff, Akane-kun?
[01:43] Akane
    I don't like it at all.
[01:44] Nene
    Why do this, then?
[01:46] Aoi; Lemon
    Yeah.
[01:48] Akane
    It all started a few months ago.
[01:50] (Flashback) Aoi
    Kokkuri-san, huh?
[01:52] (Flashback) Aoi
    Seems fun.
[01:54] Aoi
    Seems fun. Seems fun.
[01:57] (Flashback) Akane
    "Seems fun."
[01:58] Akane
    In order to help her enjoy the best
    and safest possible Kokkuri-san,
SIGN    The quest for the Ridged 10!
[02:02] Akane
    I undertook painstaking
    preparations. And then...
[02:09] Akane
    I found it!
[02:12] Akane
    By the way,
[02:13] Akane
    I mixed my blood into the ink!
SIGN    Extreme
[02:17] Nene
    Huh?
[02:17] Lemon
    Are you dense?
[02:19] Aoi
    Oh, Akane-kun.
[02:22] Aoi; Akane; Lemon; Nene
    Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san,
[02:24] Aoi; Akane; Lemon; Nene
    please come to us.
[02:26] Aoi; Akane; Lemon; Nene
    If you're here, please move to "yes."
[02:31] Nene
    Is this a good idea?
[02:33] Nene
    It seems kind of dangerous.
[02:38] Nene
    Y-You know, let's stop after all.
[02:42] Nene
    Huh?!
[02:42] Akane
    It's here!
[02:43] Aoi
    Wow! The lights went out!
[02:53] Akane
    Oh!
[02:54] Nene
    What is it?!
[02:55] Lemon
    For real?!
[02:57] Aoi
    I'm so excited.
[03:00] Nene
    What kind of spirit is it?!
[03:07] Nene
    It's a mokke.
[03:09] Aoi
    The 10-yen coin moved!
SIGN    They can't see it
[03:11] Lemon
    Whoa!
[03:11] Akane
    We did it!
[03:14] Nene
    I wonder how the mokke will answer?
[03:19] Akane
    Now, then—
[03:19] Lemon
    What'll tomorrow's weather be?
SIGN    A
SIGN    ME
[03:24] Aoi
    Wow!
[03:26] Lemon
    Whoa!
[03:27] Akane
    How mysterious!
[03:29] Nene
    No, that was definitely
    "candy" (ame), not "rain" (ame).
[03:31] Mokke
    Indeed.
[03:32] Akane
    Now for the real test.
[03:34] Akane
    Wh-Wh-Who is my crush?!
[03:37] Lemon
    Let me guess. You just wanted
    to ask that all along.
[03:41] Mokke
    Mokke.
[03:45] Nene
    It's trying to answer "candy" again!
SIGN    Ah-choo!
SIGN    LE
SIGN    MO
SIGN    N
[03:51] Nene
    Huh?
[03:51] Lemon
    Wha...?
[03:52] Akane
    What?!
[03:54] Aoi
    Akane-kun, really?
[03:57] Aoi
    Huh.
[03:59] Akane
    No, Ao-chan!
[04:01] Akane
    This must be some kind of mistake!
[04:03] Akane
    I don't...
[04:05] Akane
    care about this guy one bit!
[04:06] Akane
    See? Look!
[04:10] Nene
    S-Stop that!
[04:11] Akane
    Come on, look.
[04:11] Nene
    You'll kill Yamabuki-kun!
[04:12] Akane
    See, Ao-chan? Ao-chan?
[04:15] Aoi
    Be happy together.
[04:16] Akane
    Ao-chan, wait!
[04:18] Akane
    It's not like that!
[04:19] Mokke
    If there's no candy, I'll take this.
[04:25] Nene
    Umm...
[04:29] Nene
    Use Kokkuri-san with care.
SIGN    Mitsuba's Operation: Friends
SIGN    Broadcast Room
[04:47] Mitsuba
    I want friends.
SIGN    Unleash the power of youth!
    Spend summer with your friends!
SIGN    Unleash the power of youth!
    Spend summer with your friends!
[04:52] Natsuhiko
    Easy to say, Mitsuba-chan,
    but you're an apparition.
[04:55] Natsuhiko
    Regular humans can't see you,
    so making friends is a tall order.
[04:59] Sakura
    Dear me.
[05:00] Sakura
    Whatever shall we do?
[05:02] Natsuhiko
    Oh, well. I guess I'll have
    to step up to the plate.
[05:07] Natsuhiko
    Mitsuba-chan!
[05:11] Natsuhiko
    Feeling lonely?
[05:12] Natsuhiko
    Then feel free to call your Natsuhiko-senpai
[05:15] Natsuhiko
    just plain old "Natsuhiko."
[05:19] Natsuhiko
    Nailed it!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    A real catch who looks out for his underclassmen
[05:21] Natsuhiko
    Oh, it feels so good.
[05:23] Mitsuba
    Come on! Please?!
[05:25] Sakura
    Would you like me to spread a rumor
    that you can make lots of friends?
[05:30] Mitsuba
    You can change apparitions by
    spreading rumors about them,
[05:33] Mitsuba
    right, Nanamine-senpai?
[05:36] Sakura
    Yes, but...
[05:38] Mitsuba
    I can't think of anything
    else to try at this point.
[05:42] Mitsuba
    Please! I'm begging you!
[05:46] Mitsuba
    Turn me into someone with a life!
[05:47] Sakura
    Calm down. That's a last resort.
[05:50] Sakura
    Now, how about that
    over-accessorized exorcist boy?
[05:53] Mitsuba
    I can't have a friend with a lame earring!
[05:55] Sakura
    So you're picky. I see.
[05:57] Sakura
    In that case,
[05:58] Sakura
    how about him?
[06:02] Tsukasa
    You want friends?
[06:05] Mitsuba
    Nanamine-senpai said making human friends
    would be too hard to start with.
[06:10] Mitsuba
    But you're around my age, Tsukasa-kun,
    and we're both apparitions.
[06:14] Mitsuba
    So I thought maybe...
[06:16] Tsukasa
    Hmm...
[06:19] Tsukasa
    All right.
[06:20] Mitsuba
    Huh?
[06:22] Tsukasa
    I'll make you one!
[06:24] Mitsuba
    No! Stop!
[06:25] Mitsuba
    I didn't mean I want to
    physically make friends!
SIGN    They got him to stop (physically) making friends
SIGN    They got him to stop (physically) making friends
[06:32] Tsukasa
    What?! You wanted to be friends with me?
[06:36] Tsukasa
    You should have just said so!
[06:37] Mitsuba
    I did.
[06:40] Tsukasa
    Then as of today, we're friends.
[06:42] Mitsuba
    Huh?!
[06:43] Mitsuba
    Tsukasa-kun... You'll be my friend?
[06:46] Tsukasa
    Yup.
[06:49] Mitsuba
    You know, there's something
    I want to try with a friend.
[06:53] Tsukasa
    Wow, really?!
[06:55] Tsukasa
    There's something I've always
    wanted to do with a friend, too!
SIGN    Family Fireworks
[06:58] Mitsuba
    What is it? Fireworks?
[07:03] Tsukasa
    You try, too, Mitsuba!
[07:05] Mitsuba
    Sure! I'll give it a shot!
[07:07] Mitsuba
    Hey, what are you do—
[07:09] Tsukasa
    Do you think fireworks...
[07:10] Mitsuba
    Huh?
[07:12] Tsukasa
    ...would still crackle and pop in your tummy?
SIGN    Whether you're good or bad, definitely don't try this at home, kids Whether you're good or bad, definitely don't try this at home, kids Whether you're good or bad, definitely don't try this at home, kids
SIGN    Broadcast Room
[07:19] Mitsuba
    N-No! Stop it!
[07:21] Tsukasa
    Why? You said you'd try it.
[07:26] Natsuhiko
    Give it a rest!
[07:30] Natsuhiko
    That didn't even last ten minutes.
[07:32] Sakura
    I should have known better.
[07:43] Sakura
    Cheer up.
[07:45] Sakura
    I'll at least join you for whatever
    you wanted to do with your friend.
[07:52] Mitsuba
    Really?
[07:54] Sakura
    Yes.
[07:56] Mitsuba
    Then...
SIGN    Judge's Award
SIGN    Friendship Power Explosion!
    The Friend Pose!
[08:04] Natsuhiko
    Okay, say cheese!
[08:08] Mitsuba
    Friendship Power Explosion! The Friend pose!
[08:14] Mitsuba
    I got someone to do it with me!
SIGN    Illustration: Kimura Takuma

3 - Apparition Fever \ A Mokke Came Home with Me!

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SIGN    After-school Hanako-kun
[00:02] Hanako
    Here we go.
SIGN    Apparition Fever
[00:18] Nene
    Are you okay?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Hanako-kun caught a cold.
[00:21] Nene
    You're so see-through.
[00:25] Nene
    Do apparitions catch cold?
[00:27] Tsuchigomori
    We do.
[00:28] Nene
    Tsuchigomori-sensei?!
[00:29] Tsuchigomori
    They call it "apparition fever."
[00:31] Nene
    "Apparition fever"?
[00:33] Tsuchigomori
    Yes, and as its name implies,
[00:36] Tsuchigomori
    apparition fever is a cold
    that apparitions can catch.
[00:40] Tsuchigomori
    In addition to the usual sneezing, coughing,
    and fever, our disguises weaken,
[00:44] Tsuchigomori
    and our traits as...
[00:47] Tsuchigomori
    apparitions tend to show through.
[00:51] Tsuchigomori
    As a ghost, Number Seven became
    more transparent than usual.
[00:54] Nene
    Your traits as apparitions?
[00:56] Tsuchigomori
    In my case... Look.
[00:58] Nene
    Oh, you're right.
[01:00] Nene
    Will you get better?
[01:02] Tsuchigomori
    It's just like a regular cold.
[01:04] Tsuchigomori
    A little rest will cure us.
[01:08] Tsuchigomori
    As long as we don't push
    ourselves, like she did.
[01:12] Yako
    I don't have apparition fever.
[01:15] Yako
    Just a bit of a headache.
[01:18] Nene
    But you're coughing, Yako-san.
[01:21] Yako
    That was... a menacing growl!
[01:23] Nene
    On what planet?!
[01:25] Tsuchigomori
    Good grief.
[01:27] Tsuchigomori
    This is what you get for
    walking around acting tough.
[01:35] (Flashback) Yako
    Misaki...
[01:42] Nene
    Hanako-kun?!
[01:45] Hanako
    Awesome!
[01:47] Hanako
    Yashiro! I caught my first cold in decades!
[01:51] Hanako
    Wait till the boy sees this!
[01:56] Nene
    Hanako-kun?!
[01:58] Hanako-kun
    Yay!
[02:00] Nene
    Hanako-kun, wait!
[02:02] Tsuchigomori
    Take care.
[02:04] Kou
    Apparition fever?
[02:05] Nene
    Yes, that's right.
[02:08] Kou
    So that's it.
[02:09] Kou
    Hanako rushed me like a bat out of hell,
[02:13] Kou
    so I figured...
[02:16] Nene
    Hanako-kun!
[02:17] Kou
    ...he must've finally shown his true colors!
[02:21] Nene
    Hanako-kun!
[02:22] Nene
    ...kun! ...kun!
[02:24] Nene
    Hang in there! Hanako-kun!
[02:25] Hanako
    Yashiro...?
[02:26] Nene
    Hanako-kun! Hanako-kun!
[02:29] Hanako
    Is she worried about me?
[02:32] Hanako
    Huh. That makes me
[02:35] Hanako
    kind of happy.
[02:37] Hanako
    Yashiro's legs...
[02:40] Hanako
    are cold.
[02:42] Hanako
    Yashiro, do you chill easily?
[02:46] Nene
    Hanako-kun, what's going on?
[02:47] Nene
    I've got no clue how you could
    get me confused with that thing.
[02:51] Nene
    Well? Isn't that right, Kou-kun?!
[02:53] Nene
    Kou-kun!
[02:55] Nene
    Hey! Hey, come on! I said, hey!
[02:55] Kou
    P-Please try to calm down, Senpai!
[02:57] Nene
    Come on! Why?! Tell me why!
[02:59] Mokke A
    We've found him.
[03:01] Nene
    That voice... A mokke!
[03:04] Mokke A
    The Wonder is weakened.
[03:07] Mokke B
    We've been waiting for this.
[03:10] Mokke C
    To kill him.
[03:11] Mokke D
    Death by warm fuzzies.
[03:15] Mokke
    Ready or not!
[03:17] Nene
    Hanako-kun!
[03:18] Kou
    Hanako!
[03:22] Tsuchigomori
    So,
[03:24] Tsuchigomori
    what happened to cause all this?
[03:27] Nene
    They pressed themselves up
    against Hanako-kun,
[03:29] Nene
    so I think he gave his cold to them.
[03:32] Yako
    How foolish.
[03:37] Tsuchigomori
    And Number Seven-sama?
[03:39] Kou
    He seemed way better once he passed it on!
[03:42] Hanako
    I feel great!
SIGN    A Mokke Came Home with Me!
[04:09] Tiara
    Hey, are you okay?
[04:12] Tiara
    Come home with me?
SIGN    Minamoto
[04:22] Tiara
    You clean up well for a filthy bunny.
[04:26] Tiara
    You were like a dirty rag,
    so I got Teru-oniichan to wash you.
[04:32] Tiara
    Remember?
[04:35] Tiara
    Then I'll introduce myself.
[04:38] Tiara
    I am the eldest daughter of
    the venerable Minamoto Clan,
[04:42] Tiara
    Minamoto Tiara, age five!
[04:51] Tiara
    Age five!
[04:52] Tiara
    Now, starting today, you're my slave!
[04:57] Tiara
    I'll show you my family.
[05:01] Tiara
    Dad is at work, and Mom isn't home,
[05:07] Tiara
    so we'll start with Kou-oniichan!
[05:10] Kou
    Hey. What's up?
[05:11] Tiara
    Listen!
[05:12] Kou
    Wanna play upsy-daisy?
[05:13] Kou
    Sure! C'mere!
[05:15] Tiara
    Yay!
[05:17] Kou
    Whee!
[05:21] Tiara
    Hey, look! Look!
[05:23] Kou
    Oh, yeah. You picked it up, right?
[05:25] Tiara
    Yeah!
[05:26] Kou
    Hmm...
[05:28] Kou
    Well, if Teru-nii gave his okay,
    it oughta be fine.
[05:33] Kou
    Keep an eye on it, and make
    sure it doesn't cause trouble.
[05:37] Kou
    Tell me right away if you need help.
[05:39] Tiara
    I will!
[05:41] Kou
    Great!
[05:42] Tiara
    Kou-oniichan is nice, but he can't get a
    girlfriend because he looks too intense.
[05:48] Kou
    Don't teach it weird stuff.
[05:50] Tiara
    Let's keep going!
[05:53] Tiara
    Teru-oniichan.
[05:56] Tiara
    Teru-oniichan goes out
    at night to get bad guys.
[06:01] Tiara
    So he's napping now.
[06:04] Tiara
    Shh.
[06:10] Tiara
    Look. He's so handsome,
    he even sleeps handsomely.
[06:16] Tiara
    I'll marry Teru-oniichan when I grow up.
SIGN    SHUDDER
[06:31] Tiara
    Teru-oniichan!
[06:33] Teru
    Hi there, Princess.
[06:35] Teru
    Did you come to wake me?
[06:37] Teru
    Great job.
[06:47] (Flashback) Tiara
    Now, starting today, you're my slave!
[06:50] Tiara
    ...slave!
[07:25] Tiara
    Hey!
[07:30] Tiara
    Don't go outside on your own!
[07:36] Tiara
    Let's go home.
[07:45] Tiara
    Silly slave.
[07:47] Tiara
    We're having a big dinner for you tonight.
[07:50] Tiara
    So hurry up.
[07:52] Narrator
    Minamoto Tiara, age five.
[07:54] Narrator
    Her father named her in an explosion of
    excitement at finally having a daughter.
[08:01] Narrator
    Her spiritual power, already surpassing
    her brother Teru's, promises greatness.
[08:07] Narrator
    And so, the tale of one girl
    and one creature begins...
[08:12] Narrator
    Maybe.
[08:14] Tiara
    Oh, you need a name.
[08:15] Tiara
    You're Minamoto Fairy, okay?
SIGN    Illustration: Ueda Asagi

4 - Truth of the Mokke / Kamome Monster Nursery School

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SIGN    After-school Hanako-kun
[00:02] Hanako
    Here we go.
SIGN    Truth of the Mokke
[00:16] Nene
    Hi!
[00:17] Nene
    I'm Yashiro Nene, and my favorite
    flavor of candy is strawberry!
[00:20] Nene
    I know this is sudden, but right now,
[00:23] Nene
    I've turned into a mokke.
[00:25] Nene
    H-How did this happen?
[00:28] Nene
    I can't remember a thing.
[00:31] Mokke A
    Newbie.
[00:32] Mokke B
    Haven't seen you before.
[00:33] Nene
    Oh! The mokke!
[00:36] Nene
    Please help me!
[00:37] Nene
    This may be hard to believe,
    but it's me, Nene!
[00:41] Mokke A
    Nene.
[00:43] Nene
    Mokke-chan, have a candy.
[00:45] Nene
    ...have a candy.
[00:47] Nene
    ...have a candy.
[00:49] Mokke A
    Never met you.
[00:49] Mokke B
    Total stranger.
[00:51] Mokke C
    Give us candy.
[00:52] Nene
    Oh, come on!
[00:53] Elder Mokke
    Wait.
[01:01] Nene
    Wh-Who are you?!
[01:03] Elder Mokke
    I am a special mokke: the Elder Mokke.
[01:11] Elder Mokke
    I am acquainted with universal truth.
[01:15] Elder Mokke
    I shall show you.
[01:18] Nene
    It's so dark.
[01:19] Nene
    Who knew there was a place
    like this under the school?
[01:25] Elder Mokke
    Behold.
[01:26] Nene
    Wh-What's this?
[01:27] Elder Mokke
    This is our history, our origins.
[01:32] Elder Mokke
    We are many, and we are varied.
[01:37] Elder Mokke
    When we gather, we combine and transform.
[01:42] Mokke A
    After we transform,
    we mostly go back to being mokke.
[01:45] Mokke B
    But sometimes we don't.
[01:47] Mokke C
    When we don't, we keep living like that.
[01:50] Nene
    Th-That can't be.
[01:52] Mokke A
    While we live, we forget that we were mokke.
[01:56] Mokke B
    It happens sometimes.
[01:57] Mokke C
    Oh, what fun.
[01:59] Nene
    You mean...?
[01:59] Elder Mokke
    We mean that the whole world...
[02:02] Nene
    The whole world...?
[02:04] Elder Mokke
    ...is mokke.
[02:05] Nene
    The world is mokke?!
[02:07] Mokke C
    Mokke are the source of all things.
[02:10] Mokke B
    Protein.
SIGN    Teach us, Nene-chan!
[02:13] Nene
    Even the human body
    is mostly made up of proteins!
[02:17] Elder Mokke
    He, and she, and even he...
[02:21] Elder Mokke
    were all mokke once.
[02:23] Nene
    Whaaat?!
[02:25] Elder Mokke
    Fear not.
[02:26] Elder Mokke
    You have merely returned to mokke.
[02:28] Nene
    N-No...
SIGN    SHIVER
    SHIVER
[02:31] Nene
    I've been Yashiro Nene
    since the day I was born!
[02:36] Mokke B
    Seize her!
[02:38] Nene
    The mokke are actually
    the ancestors of everything?!
[02:40] Nene
    But I want to be human again!
[02:46] Giant Mokke A
    The world was once mokke.
[02:48] Nene
    S-Stop it!
[02:52] Giant Mokke B
    The world will one day return to mokke.
[02:56] Nene
    Someone, h-help.
[02:57] Mokke A
    We are the ancestors of all.
[03:01] Mokke B
    We are great.
[03:02] Mokke C
    Revere us.
[03:03] Mokke D
    Worship mokke.
[03:05] Mokke E
    Candy.
SIGN    Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke
[03:06] Mokke
    Mokke! Mokke! Mokke! Mokke!
    Mokke! Mokke! Mokke!
[03:12] Hanako
    Yashiro.
[03:14] Hanako
    Yashiro.
[03:16] Nene
    Mokke. Mokke.
[03:16] Hanako
    Yashiro!
SIGN    NGGGH
[03:19] Hanako
    Hello?
[03:21] Hanako
    What are you up to?
[03:22] Mokke
    Brainwashing.
[03:24] Hanako
    Hey! Cut that out.
SIGN    NGGGH
SIGN    Kamome Monster Nursery School
[03:40] Girl
    Hey, what are you doing?
[03:43] Big Sister
    Stop that!
[03:45] Big Sister
    Going near monsters is dangerous.
[03:53] Sakura
    Hello.
[03:57] Sakura
    You just want to make friends
    with humans, don't you?
[04:04] Sakura
    The researchers here
[04:06] Sakura
    labor day and night to raise monsters.
[04:08] Natsuhiko
    What for?
[04:10] Sakura
    A noble purpose.
[04:12] Natsuhiko
    Oh, yeah?
[04:13] Sakura
    All the monsters here are immature,
    with challenges to overcome.
[04:18] Sakura
    As a researcher-in-training,
    you should pay close attention.
[04:23] Natsuhiko
    Yes, ma'am! I'll learn the ropes!
[04:26] Natsuhiko
    As if.
[04:28] Natsuhiko
    I'm really an agent for the
    counter-monster task force.
[04:33] Natsuhiko
    I heard about a dangerous facility
    that raises monsters,
[04:36] Natsuhiko
    and now I'm infiltrating it.
[04:39] Sakura
    Remember,
[04:41] Sakura
    I'm your boss.
[04:43] Natsuhiko
    It's not every day I meet a beauty like her.
[04:45] Natsuhiko
    But depending on my findings,
[04:48] Natsuhiko
    I may end up wrecking this place.
[04:58] Tsukasa
    Wow!
[04:59] Sakura
    That one is impossible to manage
    when she's in a bad mood.
[05:03] Tsukasa
    Hmm...
[05:04] Tsukasa
    You sure want to rampage!
[05:06] Tsukasa
    But if you're gonna do that...
[05:08] Sakura
    Get down.
[05:09] Natsuhiko
    Huh?!
[05:15] Tsukasa
    Isn't it faster just to burn down
    the whole building?
[05:18] Sakura
    I don't know if those two are a
    bad match, or too good of one.
[05:25] Kou
    Go for it!
[05:27] Kou
    One more time!
[05:28] Kou
    All right!
[05:29] Kou
    Way to go!
[05:31] Sakura
    That monster is trying to train
    its body and clear its mind.
[05:33] Kou
    Who's a good monster?
[05:36] Natsuhiko
    Of what?
[05:38] Sakura
    Talk to it, and you'll find out.
[05:41] Natsuhiko
    Hey. I'm the new guy around here.
[05:44] Mokke
    Candy!
[05:49] Natsuhiko
    Wh-Wh-What the...?
[05:51] Kou
    They say they only tried to kill
    and rob you 'cause you had candy.
[05:55] Natsuhiko
    S-Say what?!
[05:56] Kou
    Hey.
[05:57] Mokke
    Ow.
[05:57] Kou
    What do I always say?
    You can't just take things.
[06:01] Sakura
    Teaching ethics to monsters is a challenge.
[06:04] Natsuhiko
    I may have picked one hell
    of a place to work.
[06:09] Natsuhiko
    What kind of vicious monster
    will it be this time?
[06:12] Sakura
    The next one isn't violent in the least.
[06:14] Sakura
    He just doesn't seem to get along
    with the researcher assigned to him,
[06:20] Sakura
    who's made great strides in
    the field of monster studies.
[06:25] Natsuhiko
    I get that he's a great researcher,
[06:29] Natsuhiko
    but if they're a bad match,
    why not swap him out?
[06:32] Sakura
    Well...
[06:45] Sakura
    You don't want to leave?
[06:47] Mitsuba
    Nope.
[06:59] Natsuhiko
    Was that a good idea?
[07:01] Sakura
    His problem was a lack of emotional honesty.
[07:07] Sakura
    He's never been able to express
    himself like that before.
[07:11] Sakura
    So...
[07:13] Sakura
    I'll watch over him a little longer.
[07:15] Sakura
    It should be fine with both of us here.
[07:20] Natsuhiko
    As a counter-monster agent,
[07:23] Natsuhiko
    I can't afford to let such
    a dangerous place slide.
[07:28] Natsuhiko
    But I don't want to see a beauty cry,
[07:31] Natsuhiko
    so I'll make something up for HQ.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Some time later...
[07:34] Big Sister
    The time has finally come.
[07:36] Sakura
    Today, we will achieve our noble purpose.
[07:39] Natsuhiko
    Do you think the little tykes are doing okay?
[07:43] Sakura
    They'll be fine.
[07:45] Sakura
    They've all grown up so wonderfully.
[07:48] Boy
    Real monsters!
[07:55] Girl
    Here.
[07:58] Boy
    Do you want to play with us?
[08:00] Mitsuba
    Er... Uh...
[08:02] Boy
    Join in!
[08:05] Sakura
    I'm sure they'll come home soon,
[08:07] Sakura
    weighed down with more candy from
    the townspeople than they can carry.
[08:14] Nene; Mokke; Mitsuba
    Happy Halloween!
SIGN    Illustration: Hinoue Aya

5 - Nightmares / At the Convenience Store

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SIGN    After-school Hanako-kun
[00:02] Hanako
    Here we go.
SIGN    Nightmares
SIGN    SIGH...
[00:21] Hanako
    What's up, Yashiro?
[00:22] Hanako
    What are you sighing for?
[00:24] Nene
    You see, I've been having bad dreams lately.
[00:28] Nene
    Every night, I have the same nightmare.
[00:31] Hanako
    A nightmare! Is it about me?!
[00:34] Nene
    Why do you sound so excited?
[00:36] Nene
    And no.
[00:38] Hanako
    Aaaw.
[00:40] Kou
    What kind of dream is it?
[00:42] Nene
    Well... I dream Black Canyon-chan multiplies.
[00:46] Kou
    "Black"... Huh?
[00:49] (Flashback) Nene
    Here you go!
SIGN    Black
    Canyon-chan
[00:51] (Flashback) Nene
    Time for a snack!
[00:56] (Flashback) Nene
    Huh?
[01:01] (Flashback) Nene
    What?!
[01:03] Nene
    I can never tell which one is real!
[01:05] Nene
    What if I'm a failure as a pet owner?!
[01:08] Kou
    That's a pretty cute nightmare.
[01:10] Hanako
    Not much of a nightmare, if you ask me.
[01:13] Hanako
    Wait, Yashiro! This is serious!
[01:15] Nene
    Wh-What's wrong, Hanako-kun?
[01:17] Hanako
    According to this time-tested
    dream-divination manual...
[01:21] Kou; Nene
    Yes?
[01:22] Hanako
    ...having nightmares in the summer is...
[01:25] Kou; Nene
    Is what?
[01:26] Hanako
    ...just a sign that a human
    has perverted desires.
SIGN    TOSS
[01:33] Nene
    Everyone has nightmares in the summer!
[01:35] Nene
    Right, Kou-kun?!
[01:37] Kou
    Nightmares, huh?
[01:41] (Flashback) Kou
    Hey!
[01:43] (Flashback) Kou
    Mitsuba!
[01:46] (Flashback) Kou
    I've been looking for you!
[01:48] (Flashback) Kou
    What're you doing here...
SIGN    Reserved for lame-ass
    traffic-safety earrings
[01:54] Kou
    Oni masks really freak me out!
[01:58] Kou
    I'll make someone pay for this!
[02:01] Nene
    Y-Yeah, that's right.
[02:04] Nene
    Everyone has nightmares.
[02:06] Kou
    Oh, in that case, let's ask
    other people about theirs.
[02:10] Nene
    Huh?
[02:11] Kou
    They might be having all kinds
    of different nightmares!
[02:15] Nene
    Right!
[02:17] Yokoo
    I dream I get a crazy stalker girlfriend.
[02:19] Satou
    In mine, I get eaten by what
    looks like a daifuku mochi.
[02:24] Lemon
    I dream my phone is a parasite.
[02:26] Lemon
    It hooks up directly to my brain
    and controls me.
[02:29] Akane
    I dream Ao-chan gets a boyfriend.
SIGN    Hateful Spirit Begone
[02:34] Aoi
    I don't think I've had many lately.
[02:37] Yako
    I dream I turn into a tanuki.
[02:39] Kou
    People have a lot of unique nightmares.
[02:42] Nene
    Summer gets so hot, it's hard to sleep.
[02:45] Nene
    I can sympathize.
[02:47] Nene
    Well, Hanako-kun?!
[02:49] Nene
    Do you see there's nothing weird
    about summer nightmares now?!
[02:52] Hanako
    Oh, I see, all right.
[02:56] Hanako
    I see that this school is a den of perverts!
SIGN    Stubborn
[02:59] Kou; Nene
    Talk about stubborn.
[03:01] Hanako
    So, there's only one way
    for our dirty-minded Yashiro
[03:03] Hanako
    to stop having nightmares about hamsters!
[03:07] Nene
    I do not have a dirty mind!
[03:09] Hanako
    Discard your base desires,
    and fill your mind with something else!
[03:13] Kou
    Oh!
[03:14] Nene
    Like what?
[03:15] Hanako
    Well...
[03:16] Hanako
    Like me!
[03:17] Hanako
    Or me!
[03:19] Hanako
    Or me!
[03:20] Nene
    Don't I get other options?
[03:22] Kou
    Hey. I bet you just want
    to show up in her dreams.
[03:25] Hanako
    I mean, I am the leader of the Seven Wonders.
[03:29] Hanako
    I figure nightmares are
    kind of in my wheelhouse.
SIGN    So I can't believe I lost out to a hamster.
[03:35] Hanako
    Besides,
[03:39] Hanako
    I want Yashiro to think about me
    waking and sleeping.
[03:42] Nene
    Hang on, Hanako-kun!
[03:44] Hanako
    And you, Yashiro?
[03:46] Hanako
    Do you want to see me, even in your dreams?
[03:50] Teru
    Hi there, Wonder.
    You seem to be enjoying yourself.
[03:55] Nene
    Minamoto-senpai!
[03:57] Teru
    Hello.
[03:58] Teru
    I came to see Kou about something,
[04:01] Teru
    but what were you talking about?
[04:03] Kou
    We were saying we'd been
    having bad dreams lately,
[04:07] Kou
    and Hanako tried to twist things
    to make Senpai dream about him.
[04:10] Hanako
    B-Boy!
[04:12] Teru
    Oh?
[04:13] Teru
    Would you mind telling me more?
[04:16] Hanako
    And there you have it.
[04:18] Teru
    I see.
[04:20] Hanako
    Wh-What?
[04:23] Teru
    Nothing.
[04:25] Teru
    Do nightmares scare you, Yashiro-san?
[04:27] Nene
    Y-Yes. I know it's childish, but...
[04:33] Teru
    A little nightmare frightens you?
    You're adorable, Yashiro-san.
[04:38] Teru
    You're adorable, Yashiro-san.
[04:38] Nene
    And so, with my brain
    full of Minamoto-senpai,
[04:41] Teru
    You're adorable.
[04:42] Teru
    Je t'aime.
[04:46] Nene
    I had lovely dreams that night,
    and we all lived happily ever after.
[04:53] Kou
    What'd you say that for, Teru-nii?
[04:56] Teru
    Driving off nightmares is part of our job.
[05:00] Hanako
    Hey! I've got problems with this ending!
SIGN    At the Convenience Store
[05:35] Teru
    Akane-san?
[05:36] Aoi
    Minamoto-senpai?
[05:41] Teru
    What a surprise.
[05:43] Teru
    I didn't expect to see the most beautiful
    girl in school shopping this late.
[05:46] Aoi
    I'm just as surprised to see you.
    Are you out for a walk?
[05:49] Teru
    On my way home from a
    part-time job, more or less.
[05:52] Teru
    And you?
[05:54] Aoi
    I thought I'd buy some snacks
    to eat with Nene-chan tomorrow.
SIGN    Sea Full of Sharks
[05:59] Teru
    You like those?
[06:01] Aoi
    I do.
[06:03] Aoi
    Now, I should get going.
[06:04] Teru
    By the way, Akane-san.
SIGN    Fun to make
    Sushi Rollers
    Roe Egg Tuna
    Thrilling fruit flavors
[06:08] Teru
    What do you think of these?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Candy you mix with water
    and make yourself
[06:12] Aoi
    How do you mean?
[06:14] Teru
    You see, my little sister's
    started taking an interest.
[06:17] (Flashback) Tiara
    I want to make them with you!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Getting into snacks
    she can have fun making
[06:20] (Flashback) Tiara
    ...with you!
[06:22] (Flashback) Tiara
    ...with you!
[06:24] Teru
    But I have no experience,
    so I don't know if I can do it well.
[06:29] Aoi
    And your point is?
[06:30] Teru
    Let's give it a try tonight.
    In a park or something.
[06:36] Teru
    Wow. You don't look thrilled.
[06:38] Aoi
    I can't imagine anyone would.
[06:40] Teru
    Do you not like me?
[06:42] Aoi
    I have no strong feelings either way.
[06:44] Teru
    You don't hold back.
[06:46] Teru
    Well then, how about these?!
SIGN    Gummy-Gummy Aquarium
SIGN    Gummy-Gummy Aquarium
[06:48] Aoi
    The brand isn't the problem.
[06:51] Teru
    Aww!
[06:52] Teru
    Then I guess I'll have some fun with
    Aoi tomorrow, just the two of us.
[06:56] Aoi
    Minamoto-senpai, are you sleepy,
    by any chance?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Getting tired
    makes him giddy
[07:01] Teru
    I'm fine!
[07:03] Teru
    Oh, right! Tiara said she wanted
    strawberry juice, didn't she?
[07:09] Aoi
    What an odd person.
[07:12] Cashier
    That will be 240 yen.
[07:15] Cashier
    Listen!
[07:16] Aoi
    Huh?
[07:17] Cashier
    You come to this store all the
    time, right?! During my shift!
[07:22] Cashier
    You're so pretty, I couldn't
    stop thinking about you!
[07:24] Cashier
    You keep coming here to see me, don't you?!
[07:27] Cashier
    So I thought,
[07:28] Cashier
    maybe you have a thing for—
[07:30] Teru
    Excuse me, could you...
[07:33] Teru
    ring this up?
[07:35] Teru
    Oh, do you want my number?
[07:38] Cashier
    N-No, thank you.
[07:47] Teru
    Do guys like that bother you, Akane-san?
[07:53] Aoi
    I hate them.
[07:57] Teru
    Then you owe me one.
[08:00] Aoi
    Huh?
SIGN    Gummy-Gummy Aquarium
SIGN    Gummy-Gummy Aquarium
[08:05] Teru
    Huh?
[08:06] Teru
    My shark fell apart!
[08:08] Aoi
    You prodded it before it hardened.
[08:11] Teru
    Would you mind making one for me?
[08:14] Aoi
    After that, we had a fun time
    making candy in the park.
SIGN    Illustration: Kameoka Yuko

6 - The Summer Monster: Toilet-bound Hanako-san / Return of the Summer Monster

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SIGN    Mokke: "Give candy."
SIGN    After-school Hanako-kun
SIGN    Candy
    Bathe
     Trick
SIGN    Brainwash
    Summon
    Fuse
SIGN    Health
    Power
    Charm
SIGN    Mokke: "Om-nom."
SIGN    Mokke: "Bored now."
SIGN    Mokke: "Waaaaah!"
SIGN    Mokke: "Worked up a good sweat."
SIGN    Mokke: "Whew. This is the life."
[00:02] Hanako
    Here we go.
SIGN    Mokke: "Together, we three become..."
SIGN    Mokke: "unbeatable!"
SIGN    The Summer Monster:
    Toilet-bound Hanako-san
[00:19] Nene
    Oh, no!
[00:21] Nene
    A cursed Wonder Item went berserk
SIGN    Summer Monster
[00:23] Nene
    and attacked Hanako-kun!
[00:29] Nene
    Hanako-kun!
[00:31] Nene
    Huh?!
[00:35] Hanako
    What the...?!
SIGN    TA-DAH
SIGN    TA-DAH
[00:35] Nene
    Y-You turned into a girl!
SIGN    Summer Monster
SIGN    Here lies the Monster
[00:41] Mokke A
    Kapow! Rest in peace.
[00:43] Hanako
    And that's that!
[00:46] Nene
    Are you okay?
[00:47] Hanako
    I'm fine!
[00:49] Hanako
    I took out the tool that caused this,
[00:51] Hanako
    so I figure I'll turn back soon.
[00:54] Nene
    How soon?
[00:55] Hanako
    About a day?
[00:57] Nene
    A day, huh...
[00:58] Nene
    Then you should use that day
    to do something girly!
[01:02] Hanako
    Something tells me you're enjoying this.
SIGN    And then? What next?
[01:06] Hanako
    Ta-dah! A bob cut and red skirt.
[01:10] Hanako
    I'm Hanako-san, the ghost girl!
[01:13] Hanako
    What do you think, Yashiro? Am I cute?
[01:16] Nene
    Hanako-kun,
[01:18] Nene
    your legs...
[01:19] Nene
    are so slim!
[01:21] Hanako
    I know, right?
SIGN    HMM...
[01:24] Hanako
    You know, while I'm a girl,
    I should try things only girls can do.
[01:29] Nene
    Like what?
[01:30] Hanako
    Like...
[01:31] Hanako
    Using the women's bath?
[01:34] Nene
    Schools don't have bathhouses.
[01:35] Nene
    You always jump to the dirtiest ideas.
[01:37] Hanako
    Aww.
[01:38] Hanako
    In that case,
[01:39] Hanako
    I'll check out the girls' bathroom!
SIGN    Girls' Bathroom
[01:41] Nene
    You're always in there anyway!
[01:42] Nene
    Forget about that stuff.
[01:43] Nene
    How about...
SIGN    Special Dream Notebook
[01:48] Nene
    visualizing your life with the
    perfect prince you'll meet someday,
[01:53] Nene
    or practicing so you can make
    whatever food or sweets he likes.
[01:59] Nene
    Oh, and don't forget
    pretending you're a princess!
[02:02] Hanako
    Well, I guess you are a princess, Yashiro,
[02:07] Hanako
    but I'm not cut out for princess-ing.
[02:10] Nene
    Are you sure?
[02:11] Hanako
    Wh-What?
[02:12] Nene
    Since you're a girl now,
    how about a makeover?
[02:18] Hanako
    I'm all frilly!
[02:20] Nene
    Cute!
[02:24] Nene
    You look great!
[02:25] Hanako
    Welcome home, Master.
[02:31] Nene
    Sexy!
[02:33] Hanako
    I think I feel a draft.
[02:37] Nene
    Lovely!
[02:39] Hanako
    Time to take your temperature!
[02:44] Hanako
    Hmm... We tried a lot of looks,
    but I think this one feels the most "me."
[02:49] Nene
    Aww! I wanted to see you in more outfits.
[02:52] Nene
    Oh, I know!
[02:54] Hanako
    Hey! Yashiro?!
[02:55] Nene
    Come on. Hold still.
[02:57] Hanako
    My head kind of tickles!
[03:00] Nene
    This won't take long!
[03:02] Nene
    You, too, Mokke-chan!
[03:04] Nene
    Let's all do this together.
[03:09] Nene
    There! All done!
[03:10] Nene
    What do you think? We match!
[03:12] Hanako
    Hmm... I don't really know.
[03:15] Hanako
    We won't get another chance,
[03:16] Hanako
    so let's see what someone else thi—
[03:19] Kou
    Hanako!
[03:21] Kou
    Oww, oww...
[03:23] Kou
    I can't believe you're making
    Senpai clean toilets agai—
[03:26] Nene
    Kou-kun!
[03:27] Hanako
    Boy! Perfect timing!
[03:30] Kou
    Wha... Are you...
[03:32] Nene
    He's totally confused.
[03:34] Kou
    Hanako's big sister?!
[03:36] Hanako
    That's right.
[03:37] Nene
    Hey! Don't tell lies!
[03:39] Kou
    I appreciate everything he does for me!
[03:41] Nene
    Kou-kun has such a good heart.
[03:45] Kou
    A Wonder Item turned you
    into a girl for a day?
SIGN    One Explanation
SIGN    Later
[03:49] Kou
    Are you for real?!
[03:50] Hanako
    Sure I am!
[03:52] Hanako
    So I thought I'd have fun
    doing girls-only things today.
[03:56] Kou
    "Girls-only things"? Like what?
[03:59] Hanako
    Like...
[04:01] Hanako
    seduction, maybe?
[04:04] Hanako
    Now, tell me, boy.
[04:08] Hanako
    Am I cute?
[04:11] Hanako
    Are you losing the urge to exorcise me?
[04:14] Kou
    Nah.
[04:16] Kou
    I'm...
[04:18] Kou
    not really into you!
[04:21] Hanako
    The boy shot me down.
[04:24] Nene
    There, there.
[04:25] Nene
    Why don't you take it easy
    for the rest of the day?
[04:27] Kou
    Girls have it rough, huh?
[04:30] Mokke
    Hey.
[04:32] Mokke
    Am I cute?
[04:33] Kou
    I can't even tell what's different.
[04:37] Tsukasa
    Whose grave is this? Oh, who could it be?
[04:42] Tsukasa
    Wow!
SIGN    Summer Monster
[04:43] Tsukasa
    Look at this weird thing!
SIGN    Return of the Summer Monster
SIGN    Broadcast Room
[04:57] Tsukasa
    Hey, hey! Look!
SIGN    Summer Monster
[04:59] Tsukasa
    I dug up this weird thing!
[05:01] Sakura; Natsuhiko
    Huh?
[05:02] Tsukasa
    What do you think it is?
[05:03] Tsukasa
    Oh, I found a button.
[05:06] Tsukasa
    Boop.
[05:07] Natsuhiko
    Whoa!
[05:10] Natsuhiko
    Miss! Are you hurt?!
SIGN    Sturdy Legs
SIGN    Sturdy Legs
SIGN    Broad Shoulders
SIGN    Broad Shoulders
[05:15] Natsuhiko
    Miss...
[05:16] Sakura
    Aaaaah.
[05:17] Natsuhiko
    A bass voice! This can't be happening!
[05:22] Sakura
    It looks like I turned into a man.
[05:24] Tsukasa
    Wow.
SIGN    Summer Monster
[05:27] Sakura
    So this Wonder Item
    changes the sex of its target.
[05:30] Tsukasa
    Sorry about that.
[05:32] Natsuhiko
    What a disaster.
[05:33] Natsuhiko
    I can't stand to see you reduced to this!
[05:37] Sakura
    Oh, well. I can get by just as well
    as a man or a woman.
[05:41] Natsuhiko
    Huh?!
[05:41] Tsukasa
    Really? Then are you gonna stay a guy forever?
[05:45] Natsuhiko
    No!
[05:46] Natsuhiko
    I... I can't get by like this!
[05:50] Sakura
    Keep it down, Natsuhiko.
[05:52] Sakura
    By the way,
[05:53] Sakura
    can I borrow your uniform?
[05:55] Natsuhiko
    Huh?
[06:00] Sakura
    I suppose I'll have to make do
    with this for today.
[06:02] Natsuhiko
    Talk about handsome!
[06:05] Natsuhiko
    If the girls in our class
    get one look at her...
[06:07] Natsuhiko
    "Glistening youthful sweat!"
[06:09] Natsuhiko
    "Oh, I wish I could be his towel!"
[06:12] Natsuhiko
    "He's kind of a bad boy, but I can fix him!"
[06:15] Natsuhiko
    "The allure of maturity!"
[06:17] Natsuhiko
    "Can I ask you for relationship
    advice tonight?"
[06:20] Natsuhiko
    I haven't got a prayer!
[06:22] Natsuhiko
    She's hotter than me, plain and simple!
[06:25] Sakura
    Yes, yes.
[06:27] Natsuhiko
    Damn it! This is serious!
[06:30] Natsuhiko
    I need to turn her back into
    her beautiful self ASAP.
[06:34] Natsuhiko
    Shrimp!
[06:36] Tsukasa
    Yeah?
[06:37] Natsuhiko
    Turn her back to normal right now.
[06:40] Natsuhiko
    I know you can do it.
[06:43] Tsukasa
    Hmm...
[06:44] Tsukasa
    I could cut it off, I guess.
SIGN    SNIP
SIGN    "Cut what?"
    I didn't dare to ask.
    -by Natsuhiko
[06:49] Sakura
    Natsuhiko, does my sex mean that much to you?
[06:53] Natsuhiko
    Huh?
[06:54] Sakura
    I wouldn't care if you were
    a woman or a water flea.
[07:00] Natsuhiko
    Miss, do you mean...
[07:02] Natsuhiko
    you love me no matter what?
SIGN    BA-DUMP
[07:07] Natsuhiko
    Miss, you've opened my eyes.
[07:12] Natsuhiko
    It doesn't matter what you are.
[07:14] Natsuhiko
    You'll always be my fair lady!
[07:17] Natsuhiko
    If you become a man,
[07:19] Natsuhiko
    then I'll...
[07:21] Natsuhiko
    become a woman!
[07:23] Natsuhiko
    Hold me, Miss—
[07:28] Natsuhiko
    Your love... hits hard.
[07:32] Tsukasa
    You want to turn into a girl?
SIGN    SNIP
[07:33] Natsuhiko
    N-No!
[07:35] Tsukasa
    Leave it to me.
[07:37] Natsuhiko
    Miss, help!
[07:40] Natsuhiko
    No! I said, no!
[07:42] Mitsuba
    Huh? What's this thing?
[07:43] Natsuhiko
    Stop! Stop it!
SIGN    Summer Monster
[07:53] Natsuhiko
    Oh, no!
[07:55] Natsuhiko
    Mitsuba-chan turned into a girl!
[07:57] Mitsuba
    Huh? What?
[07:59] Natsuhiko
    Wait, did he?
[08:01] Tsukasa
    He didn't change much.
[08:03] Sakura
    No, he didn't.
[08:04] Mitsuba
    What are you talking about?
[08:06] Natsuhiko
    Hey, maybe they'll all change back
    if we hit them with that ray again.
SIGN    Summer Monster
[08:11] Tsukasa
    Come on! Up and at 'em!
[08:16] Mitsuba
    Seriously, what's going on?
SIGN    Summer Monster
SIGN    Illustration: Asakawa Haruka & Morita Misuzu

7 - After-school Mokke / After-school Café

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SIGN    After-school Hanako-kun
[00:02] Hanako
    Here we go.
SIGN    After-school Mokke
SIGN    After-school Mokke
[00:17] MC Apparition
    It's that time again!
    3:00 at night, every Thursday!
[00:19] MC Apparition
    In this special broadcast,
[00:21] MC Apparition
    we'll uncover the life and secrets
    of today's hottest apparition: the mokke!
[00:25] MC Apparition
    It's time for After-school Mokke!
[00:28] MC Apparition
    And of course, we have a mokke here
    to join us in the studio!
[00:31] Audience Member A
    Mokke-san!
[00:32] Mokke
    Yup.
[00:32] Audience Member B
    I love you!
[00:34] MC Apparition
    How's life treating you?
[00:35] MC Apparition
    Been eating much candy?
[00:38] Mokke
    Some.
[00:39] Tsuchigomori
    Huh?
[00:39] Audience Member A
    Mokke-san!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    He's taken over
    a disused night-
    duty room.
[00:42] Yako
    Here I am, you gloomy spider!
    Show me some hospitality!
SIGN    Fox Fire
SIGN    Shredded Squid
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Yako
    Wants to drink
    at home (?)
[00:45] Yako
    What are you watching?
[00:46] MC Apparition
    First up, "Top-secret Mokke," the segment
    where we uncover the mokke's secrets!
[00:48] Tsuchigomori
    Nothing. Just this bizarre show.
SIGN    Top-secret Mokke
[00:51] MC Apparition
    Now, what mystery will we explore today?!
SIGN    Horror
[00:52] Mokke
    There.
SIGN    Candy
    Horror
    Old age
    Prospects
    Romance
    A day in the life
[00:54] MC Apparition
    We have our answer: a day in the life!
[00:56] MC Apparition
    Get ready to discover
    the mokke's daily schedule!
[00:59] Tsuchigomori
    They're mokke. Do they even have schedules?
[01:02] Yako
    Of course not.
[01:03] Mokke
    Hap-py! Hap-py!
[01:05] Yako
    This is about all you can expect.
SIGN    Candy
SIGN    Sleep
SIGN    Host online seminar
SIGN    Wine-and-dine
SIGN    Sauna
SIGN    Theft
SIGN    Work out
SIGN    Remote conference
SIGN    Candy
SIGN    Talk about
    ambitious.
[01:10] Tsuchigomori; Yako
    Talk about ambitious.
[01:11] Hanako
    Yoo-hoo! Let's have some fun!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Gets bored without
    students around
[01:13] Hanako
    Hm? What are you watching?
[01:15] Tsuchigomori
    I have no idea.
[01:16] Hanako
    Huh?
[01:17] Tsuchigomori
    No, really. I can't explain it.
[01:19] Yako
    What are we watching?
[01:21] MC Apparition
    Here comes a delightful recipe!
[01:23] MC Apparition
    It's "Cooking Mokke"!
SIGN    Cooking Mokke
[01:26] MC Apparition
    Today, we're making mokke juice!
SIGN    Appliances
    
    
    
    Ingredients
SIGN    A mixer
    
    
    
    Milk (as needed)
    
    
    
    Spice (a pinch)
    
    
    
    Grapes (1 bunch)
    
    
    
    Apple (1/2)
    
    
    
    Pear (1/2)
[01:30] Hanako
    Hm? What's this?
SIGN    Mokke (1)
[01:33] Mokke A; B
    Yay! Yay!
[01:34] Mokke A; B
    Heave-ho!
[01:39] Mokke A; B
    All done.
[01:40] Tsuchigomori
    I'm turning this thing off.
[01:41] Hanako
    Wait, Tsuchigomori!
[01:43] Hanako
    I want to see a little more!
[01:44] MC Apparition
    Amazing!
[01:45] MC Apparition
    You won't believe these deals,
    only for viewers like you!
[01:48] Hanako
    Look! It's starting!
SIGN    Mokke-san Shopping
[01:49] MC Apparition
    Time for the latest "Mokke-san Shopping"!
[01:52] MC Apparition
    Do you always want a mokke with you?
[01:56] MC Apparition
    Want to feel their weight?
[01:58] MC Apparition
    We have just the thing to grant your wish!
[02:01] MC Apparition
    This mokke hat is all the rage with the kids!
SIGN    Mokke Hat
    Base price (tax and shipping not included)
[02:05] MC Apparition
    It normally goes for 10,000 yen,
[02:07] MC Apparition
    but now it, and two stickers, can be yours...
[02:09] MC Apparition
    for just 50,000!
[02:10] Audience
    What a steal!
[02:11] Tsuchigomori; Yako
    The price went up?!
[02:12] Tsuchigomori
    It's a mail-order scam.
[02:14] Yako
    No one would want that junk.
[02:16] Hanako
    I need it!
[02:19] Tsuchigomori
    Number Seven-sama?!
[02:20] Yako
    You must be joking.
[02:21] Tsuchigomori
    No, Number Seven-sama.
[02:23] Tsuchigomori
    You don't even have any money, do you?
[02:25] Hanako
    Aww!
[02:26] MC Apparition
    Introducing our trade-in plan!
[02:28] MC Apparition
    We'll take antiques off your hands!
[02:30] Hanako
    Hello? I was just watching your show.
[02:33] Hanako
    Yes, a trade-in.
[02:36] Hanako
    I have an old pipe that—
[02:38] Tsuchigomori
    Number Seven-sama!
[02:39] Hanako
    But I want it.
[02:43] Hanako
    That hat's all the rage with the kids.
[02:45] Tsuchigomori
    Listen to me, Number Seven-sama.
[02:47] Tsuchigomori
    Selling things that don't
    belong to you is wrong.
[02:50] Tsuchigomori
    And 50,000 yen is a lot of money.
[02:53] Tsuchigomori
    Try to think before you act.
[02:56] Tsuchigomori
    Is that hat really worth the price?
[03:00] Tsuchigomori
    Don't let yourself get
    swept up in the moment.
[03:03] Tsuchigomori
    If you let shady TV shows take you for a ride,
    you'll have to live with the consequences.
[03:09] Tsuchigomori
    Do you understand?
[03:11] Hanako
    I get it!
[03:13] Yako
    I'm sure it's just another mokke prank.
[03:15] Yako
    No one would be fool enough to fall for it.
[03:18] Hanako
    That was a great hat, though.
[03:21] Tsuchigomori
    Are you still hung up on that?
[03:23] Nene
    Morning, Hanako-kun! Tsuchigomori-sensei!
[03:26] Tsuchigomori
    Hi.
[03:27] Hanako-kun
    Morning, Yashiro.
[03:28] Hanako
    Listen! Yesterday—
[03:31] Nene
    What's wrong?
[03:32] Hanako
    Yashiro, your hat...
[03:34] Nene
    Oh, this? I ordered it from a TV show!
[03:38] Nene
    Isn't it cute?
[03:39] Hanako
    I wish I had one!
[03:40] Nene
    Wait. When did I buy this, again?
[03:46] MC Apparition
    It's that time again!
SIGN    After-school Mokke
[03:47] MC Apparition
    It's time for After-school Mokke!
[03:51] MC Apparition
    And of course we have a mo...
[03:53] MC Apparition
    First up, "Top-secret Mokke,"
    the segment... ke's secrets!
[03:58] MC Apparition
    ...ful recipe!
[04:00] MC Apparition
    Hug a mokke at Kamome Academy!
SIGN    After-school Café
[04:15] Hanako
    This is the border between
    this life and the next,
[04:19] Hanako
    the place where wandering souls find peace.
[04:22] Hanako
    Welcome...
[04:23] Hanako
    to Café Hanako.
[04:24] Kou
    Uh...
[04:26] Nene
    What are you doing, Hanako-kun?
[04:28] Hanako
    Well, you see,
SIGN    Owner
SIGN    Touring the Boundaries of Brazil
[04:30] Hanako
    the owner left on a long vacation
    and asked me to look after the place.
[04:36] Kou
    Wow.
[04:36] Hanako
    I invited you both here so that you
    could be my very first customers.
[04:41] Nene
    I never knew Boundaries had cafés.
[04:44] Nene
    I like the retro look.
[04:45] Kou
    Can you really run a business?
[04:47] Hanako
    Of course!
[04:48] Hanako
    Mokke, you're up!
[04:49] Mokke A; B
    Yeah!
[04:50] Hanako
    Service!
[04:51] Mokke
    Sit.
[04:52] Kou
    Hey!
[04:52] Hanako
    Drinks!
SIGN    Toilet Mixed Juice
[04:53] Mokke
    Drink!
[04:54] Hanako
    And advertising!
SIGN    Letter of Misfortune
[04:56] Mokke
    Read.
SIGN    Letter of Misfortune
    Give the letter to at least 10 people
    and come to Café Hanako, or die.
[04:56] Kou
    This place is doomed.
[04:58] Hanako
    Well? Perfect, right?
[05:00] Kou
    Are you nuts?
[05:00] Nene
    It's a disaster.
[05:02] Nene
    Oh, you're hopeless.
[05:05] Nene
    We'll lend you a hand.
[05:06] Hanako
    You're totally into this.
[05:07] Nene
    I always wanted to give it a try!
[05:10] Nene
    Please have a seat.
[05:12] Nene
    How was that?
[05:13] Kou
    So cute.
[05:14] Hanako
    I like the frills.
[05:16] Hanako
    But will we actually get any customers?
[05:21] Kou
    Someone's here!
[05:22] Tsuchigomori
    Hey. How's it going?
[05:24] Hanako
    Oh, Tsuchigomori!
[05:25] Nene
    What brings you here?
[05:26] Tsuchigomori
    The owner is an old friend of mine.
[05:29] Tsuchigomori
    I heard Number Seven-sama
    agreed to run the café,
[05:32] Tsuchigomori
    so I came to see if he was doing it justice,
SIGN    Worry 3
SIGN    Worry 2
SIGN    Worry 1
[05:37] Tsuchigomori
    but my worries have only multiplied.
[05:39] Hanako
    What do you mean?
[05:40] Nene
    Sensei, you're our first customer!
[05:42] Kou
    Take it easy, Spider-dude!
[05:44] Tsuchigomori
    Don't call a customer "Spider-dude."
[05:49] Tsuchigomori
    Well, now.
[05:50] Tsuchigomori
    This is shaping up better than I expected.
[05:54] Tsuchigomori
    I'll have a cof—
[05:55] Hanako
    Sir.
[05:56] Tsuchigomori
    Huh?
[05:56] Hanako
    You look exhausted.
[05:59] Hanako
    As if you might start weeping
    any time, just like this sky.
[06:04] Tsuchigomori
    What's gotten into you?
[06:05] Tsuchigomori
    Did you hit your head?
[06:06] Hanako
    Shh!
[06:08] Hanako
    I'm listening to the voices
    of the coffee beans.
[06:12] Nene
    Is that how Hanako-kun
    thinks café owners act?
[06:15] Tsuchigomori
    Forget the voice of the beans
    and listen to your customer's order.
[06:19] Tsuchigomori
    I'd like a coffee.
[06:20] Hanako
    What? A...
[06:22] Kou
    ...coffee?
SIGN    WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER
SIGN    WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER
[06:25] Tsuchigomori
    What?
SIGN    WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER
SIGN    WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER
[06:26] Tsuchigomori
    What? It's the simplest possible order!
[06:30] Hanako
    Huh? Oh, nothing.
[06:33] Hanako
    Right, Yashiro?
[06:34] Nene
    O-Of course. Nothing at all.
[06:36] Nene
    Right, Kou-kun?
[06:37] Kou
    Don't sweat it!
[06:38] Tsuchigomori
    Are you sure you can handle this?
SIGN    Regular Coffee
    Tastes Like This Sky
[06:41] Nene
    Thank you for waiting!
[06:43] Tsuchigomori
    All that whispering got me worried,
    but this doesn't...
[06:50] Tsuchigomori
    Blech! Are you trying to poison me?!
[06:52] Tsuchigomori
    What the hell did you brew?!
[06:54] Hanako; Nene; Kou
    Huh?!
[06:55] Nene
    I didn't do anything weird.
    I used coffee beans and everything.
[06:59] Kou
    I brewed it. The color didn't look right,
    so it might be my fault.
[07:04] Hanako
    Oh, is that why?
[07:06] Hanako
    It looked too light,
    so I added some black stuff.
SIGN    Extreme
SIGN    INK
[07:09] Tsuchigomori
    It's your fault!
[07:11] Tsuchigomori
    Good grief!
[07:12] Hanako
    What are you doing?!
[07:13] Tsuchigomori
    Telling the owner to close the café
    while he's gone, obviously.
[07:17] Hanako; Nene; Kou
    Aww!
[07:18] Nene
    It's over already?
[07:20] Kou
    Well, I guess that's life.
[07:22] Hanako
    Wait!
[07:24] Tsuchigomori
    What did you hang up for?
[07:26] Hanako
    Why? Well, um...
[07:31] Hanako
    I mean... I want to run a café with everyone.
[07:37] Yako
    So,
[07:37] Yako
    you ended up babysitting the lot of them.
[07:41] Tsuchigomori
    That's right.
[07:42] Yako
    How stupid can you be?
[07:44] Tsuchigomori
    Can it!
[07:45] Tsuchigomori
    Hurry up and order.
[07:47] Yako
    You couldn't be a bigger softy if you tried.
[07:49] Hanako
    Thank you so much.
[07:56] Hanako
    I wish we could just...
[07:58] Hanako
    keep having fun like this.
[08:02] Hanako
    Forever.
[08:04] Nene
    Huh? Did you say something?
[08:06] Hanako
    Nope. Not a thing.
[08:08] Nene
    Then... Here!
[08:10] Nene
    Give me a hand!
[08:16] Hanako
    You got it!
SIGN    Illustration: Komura Yukari
    Special effects: Tada Saki

8 - The Ghost Hotel

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SIGN    After-school Hanako-kun
[00:02] Hanako
    Here we go.
SIGN    The Ghost Hotel
[00:23] Aoi
    Hey, have you heard
[00:24] Aoi
    about a mysterious hotel
    deep in a mazelike forest?
[00:29] Aoi
    The people who built it weren't human.
[00:35] Aoi
    Neither are the staff or the guests
[00:38] Aoi
    at the Ghost Hotel.
[00:45] Nene
    Excuse me.
[00:48] Nene
    Is anyone home?
[00:54] Hanako
    Welcome to the Ghost Hotel!
[00:57] Nene
    Who are you?
[00:59] Hanako
    I'm the manager.
    I assume you'd like a room for one?
[01:03] Nene
    N-No... I just suddenly
    found myself in this forest,
[01:08] Nene
    and I can't remember anything before that.
[01:11] Hanako
    Don't worry. That happens to everyone.
[01:14] Nene
    Really? Everyone?
[01:16] Hanako
    Now, please relax, unwind...
[01:17] Nene
    I told you, I—
[01:19] Hanako
    ...and enjoy the hotel.
[01:22] Nene
    No way...
[01:23] Nene
    Excuse me!
[01:24] Nene
    Is it okay if I ask you something?
[01:26] Tsuchigomori
    Go right ahead.
    What seems to be the trouble?
[01:29] Tsuchigomori
    Would you like local sightseeing advice?
[01:31] Tsuchigomori
    Or perhaps someone's room number?
[01:33] Nene
    No. Actually...
[01:35] Nene
    Could you tell me where we are?
[01:37] Tsuchigomori
    You lost your memory?!
[01:40] Nene
    Not all of it, but I feel like
    I'm forgetting something important.
[01:45] Tsuchigomori
    You'll have to recover
    your memories on your own.
[01:49] Tsuchigomori
    Stay here in the meantime.
[01:51] Akane
    Okay, okay.
[01:52] Akane
    Checking in, right?
[01:54] Nene
    A devil?
[01:55] Akane
    Sign here!
[01:57] Nene
    E-Excuse me?
[01:59] Akane
    Nothing to be afraid of—
    just some routine paperwork. Come on.
[02:02] Nene
    "Contract: The signatory shall obey
    the contract holder unconditionally
[02:06] Nene
    and secure the good will of
    the party in room no. 41 for—"
[02:09] Akane
    Oh, don't worry about the fine print!
    Just sign it alre—
[02:12] Tsuchigomori
    Knock it off.
[02:14] Tsuchigomori
    My apologies.
[02:16] Tsuchigomori
    Still, this isn't such a bad place.
[02:19] Tsuchigomori
    Why don't you take a look around
    while we get your room ready?
[02:23] Nene
    Okay...
[02:25] Nene
    It couldn't hurt to stay one night, right?
[02:30] Nene
    No one's here?
[02:36] Mitsuba
    Hey, you.
[02:37] Nene
    A m-mummy?!
[02:38] Mitsuba
    Please, hide me in your room! I'm on the run!
[02:42] Nene
    On the run? From who?
[02:44] Mitsuba
    Our psycho sadist of a chef!
SIGN    GRRR
[02:46] Mitsuba
    That nutjob tried to eat me!
[02:49] Nene
    E-Eat you?
[02:51] Mitsuba
    Well, I can't really blame him.
    I'm just too cute to resist.
[02:56] Kou
    Hey!
[02:57] Kou
    Where'd you go?!
[02:59] Nene
    Excuse me?!
[03:00] Mitsuba
    You'd better steer clear of him
    when there's a full moon!
[03:04] Mitsuba
    He'll make your arm bones into soup!
[03:07] Kou
    Miss.
[03:08] Kou
    Sorry. I didn't mean to startle you.
[03:12] Kou
    I'm looking for a mummy.
[03:13] Nene
    U-Um...
[03:15] Kou
    That jackass ruined my best ingredients!
[03:20] Kou
    Sorry. I guess that's not your problem.
[03:23] Nene
    Huh?
[03:24] Nene
    He doesn't seem as scary
    as I was led to believe.
[03:28] Nene
    So, what were those
    special ingredients, anyway?
[03:31] Kou
    Oh, they were hu—
[03:32] Nene
    "Hu"?
[03:33] Kou
    Wait, I haven't got time for this!
[03:35] Kou
    Excuse me! I've gotta go!
[03:41] Nene
    What was all that about?
[03:42] Tsukasa
    Hey.
[03:43] Nene
    Huh?
[03:46] Tsukasa
    This way. I'm over here.
[03:48] Tsukasa
    Wah!
[03:50] Nene
    You're see-through!
[03:52] Tsukasa
    Oh, hey! I totally am!
[03:53] Nene
    A g-ghost?
[03:55] Tsukasa
    Come on. Let's play a game.
[03:57] Nene
    I d-don't have time for games right now.
[03:59] Nene
    I mean, I don't even know where we are.
[04:03] Tsukasa
    Oh, yeah?
[04:04] Tsukasa
    Maybe I should tell you this hotel's secret.
[04:08] Nene
    What secret?
[04:09] Tsukasa
    You wanna know?
[04:10] Nene
    Y-Yes!
[04:12] Nene
    Anyone can see how weird this place is!
[04:15] Tsukasa
    The truth is, this hotel...
[04:21] Tsukasa
    See you! Bye-bye!
[04:23] Nene
    Jeez! What's his problem?!
[04:26] Natsuhiko
    I've been looking for you.
[04:27] Nene
    Who is it this time?!
[04:29] Natsuhiko
    As a bellboy, showing guests
    to their rooms is my job.
[04:34] Nene
    Oh, wow! He's hot!
[04:36] Nene
    Thank you so much!
[04:38] Natsuhiko
    You're a cutie.
[04:40] Nene
    Huh?!
[04:41] Natsuhiko
    No need to act so nervous.
[04:44] Natsuhiko
    You do look so lovely
    I could just gobble you up,
[04:48] Natsuhiko
    but I've set my heart on someone else.
[04:51] Nene
    Huh?
[04:52] Natsuhiko
    One day,
[04:55] Natsuhiko
    I'll go to the coast with her.
[04:58] Natsuhiko
    She says she's never seen the ocean.
[05:02] Sakura
    It's beautiful, Natsuhiko.
[05:05] Sakura
    So this is the ocean.
[05:09] Sakura
    I'm glad we made it here.
[05:13] Natsuhiko
    For now, though, she's sleeping in room 309.
[05:18] Natsuhiko
    It's been a few centuries now.
[05:20] Nene
    A few centuries?!
[05:21] Natsuhiko
    I know, right? What a sleepyhead.
[05:23] Nene
    So, um, how did you end up working here?
[05:29] Natsuhiko
    How? Well...
[05:31] Natsuhiko
    You see, uh...
[05:33] Natsuhiko
    Huh? Isn't it obvious?
[05:36] Natsuhiko
    I mean, I'm going to the coast with...
[05:40] Natsuhiko
    H-Huh?
[05:41] Nene
    Um, hello?
[05:42] Natsuhiko
    I've been looking for you.
[05:44] Natsuhiko
    As a bellboy, showing guests
    to their rooms is my job.
[05:49] Natsuhiko
    You're a cutie.
[05:51] Nene
    Jeez! What's wrong with this hotel?!
[05:53] Nene
    Everyone here is a weirdo!
[05:58] Mokke A
    Hey.
[05:59] Nene
    Who is it now?!
[06:00] Mokke A
    Your room's ready.
[06:02] Mokke B
    Take your key.
[06:04] Nene
    You came just to bring it to me?
[06:06] Nene
    Thank you!
[06:08] Mokke C
    Take it easy.
[06:10] Nene
    I've just about had it.
[06:12] Nene
    This must be it.
[06:16] Nene
    Where's the light?
[06:17] Nene
    I can't see anything!
[06:23] Teru
    What?
[06:24] Nene
    I... I was just looking for my room!
[06:27] Teru
    Oh, a guest?
[06:30] Teru
    Sorry if I startled you.
[06:32] Teru
    This isn't your room.
[06:34] Nene
    What?! But they gave me the key to it.
[06:37] Teru
    They must have gotten mixed up.
[06:39] Teru
    Honestly. I'm going to file a complaint.
[06:42] Nene
    Now that I get a good look
    at him, he's smoking hot!
[06:45] Nene
    What should I do?!
[06:46] Nene
    Could this chance meeting maybe
    lead to something more?!
[06:52] Teru
    They say they'll bring you
    another key right away.
[06:54] Nene
    U-Um... What brings you to this hotel?
[06:58] Teru
    I'm looking for my little brother.
    I heard I'd find him here.
[07:03] Teru
    I'm sorry about what happened to you,
[07:05] Teru
    but try to think of this as fate.
[07:09] Nene
    Huh...
[07:14] Nene
    "Fate"?
[07:15] Nene
    What is it? What did I come here for?
[07:21] Nene
    Something tells me I really have to remember.
[07:26] Aoi
    Excuse me.
[07:31] Nene
    You're...!
[07:33] Aoi
    Good evening.
[07:34] Aoi
    Would you care for some herbal tea?
[07:40] Aoi
    Here. It'll help you relax.
[07:44] Nene
    It smells amazing.
[07:46] Nene
    My stress is melting away.
[07:49] Nene
    And something about this feels familiar.
[07:57] Nene
    That's right! I...
[08:23] Nene
    Aoi?
[08:24] Aoi
    Yes, Nene-chan. It's good to see you again.
[08:28] Nene
    Of course.
[08:30] Nene
    I'm already...
[08:33] Aoi
    It'll be all right.
[08:35] Aoi
    Rest well.
[08:45] Hanako
    Hi, there. Are you awake now?
[08:48] Nene
    Manager?
[08:49] Hanako
    What did you think of my hotel?
[08:53] Hanako
    Did you have fun?
[08:54] Nene
    Well, it's fu...
[08:56] Hanako
    "Fu"?
[08:57] Nene
    It's full of weirdos!
    There isn't a normal person here!
[08:59] Nene
    I almost got tricked into
    signing a weird contract!
[09:01] Natsuhiko
    Amore!
[09:02] Nene
    A weird hot guy kept
    talking about his girlfriend!
[09:04] Nene
    A weird ghost boy played pranks on me!
[09:07] Nene
    It's the worst!
[09:08] Hanako
    What?!
[09:09] Hanako
    B-But look!
[09:10] Hanako
    Your room has a great view of the cemetery,
[09:13] Hanako
    we have regular rapping-sound concerts,
SIGN    The Baths of Hell
[09:16] Hanako
    and our cuisine is made from
    the very freshest corpse fle—
[09:19] Nene
    That's what I mean by weird!
[09:21] Mokke
    Don't sweat it.
[09:21] Mokke
    Buck up.
SIGN    There, there...
[09:23] Nene
    Still, though,
[09:24] Nene
    I did like how lively this place is.
[09:27] Mokke A
    Extend your stay.
[09:29] Mokke B
    Stay as long as you want.
[09:31] Nene
    Yes, I think I will.
[09:33] Hanako
    Once again,
[09:34] Hanako
    welcome to the Ghost Hotel!
[09:38] Hanako
    Somewhere beyond a dark forest
    lies this mysterious hotel.
[09:43] Hanako
    Maybe it will appear in your path next.
SIGN    Illustration: Higami Aya