Season 1
- 1 - Hanako-kun After School \ Mokke Be Ambitious
- 2 - Kokkuri-san / Mitsuba's Operation: Friends
- 3 - Apparition Fever \ A Mokke Came Home with Me!
- 4 - Truth of the Mokke / Kamome Monster Nursery School
- 5 - Nightmares / At the Convenience Store
- 6 - The Summer Monster: Toilet-bound Hanako-san / Return of the Summer Monster
- 7 - After-school Mokke / After-school Café
- 8 - The Ghost Hotel
1 - Hanako-kun After School \ Mokke Be Ambitious
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[00:00] Tsuchigomori
Hm?!
SIGN After-school Hanako-kun
[00:02] Hanako
Here we go.
SIGN Hanako-kun After School
[00:23] Schoolgirl A
Hey, have you heard
[00:24] Schoolgirl A
the strange rumors about one
of this school's Seven Wonders?
SIGN 1
SIGN 3
SIGN 4
SIGN 6
SIGN 2
SIGN 5
SIGN 7
[00:30] Schoolgirl A
About the seventh Wonder,
[00:33] Schoolgirl A
Hanako-san of the Bathroom,
[00:35] Schoolgirl A
and the girl who became his assistant?
SIGN Girls' Bathroom
[00:43] Nene
Bathroom cleaning yesterday.
[00:45] Nene
Bathroom cleaning today.
[00:48] Nene
Bathroom cleaning tomorrow.
[00:50] Nene
Bathroom, bathroom, and more bathroom.
[00:52] Nene
I've had enough!
[00:53] Hanako
Hang in there, Yashiro!
[00:55] Mokke
Go! Go!
[00:55] Nene
The least you could do is lend me a hand!
[00:57] Hanako
No way.
[00:59] Hanako
I keep the effects of your curse
to a minimum, and in exchange,
[01:02] Hanako
you give me your labor.
[01:06] Hanako
That was our deal.
[01:09] Nene
B-But this is too much work for just me.
[01:12] Nene
I won't even have time for a date
if a hot guy asks me out.
[01:17] Nene
If only the mokke would
help me out, at least.
[01:21] Nene
As if—Huh?!
[01:22] Hanako
As dust rags?
[01:24] Nene
No! Even if they do get twisted up
like rags sometimes!
[01:26] Hanako
So much whining.
Whatever am I to do with you?
[01:31] Nene
Why do you sound kind of happy?
[01:33] Hanako
I'm really sorry,
[01:35] Hanako
but you can't be my assistant
if you don't clean the bathroom.
[01:39] Hanako
But I'll think up ways
to make it fun for you.
[01:43] Hanako
How does that sound?
[01:44] Nene
What kinds of ways?
[01:46] Hanako
Ta-da!
SIGN Kamome Academy Summer Bathroom Daikon Festival!
SIGN Daikon
SIGN One
Daikon-scented
air freshener
SIGN Two
Daikon decoration
in the bathroom
SIGN Three
Add daikon mokke
SIGN Four
Yashiro has
daikon legs
[01:47] Hanako
The Kamome Academy Summer
Bathroom Daikon Festival!
[01:50] Nene
Excuse me?!
[01:51] Hanako
Ow, ow, ow.
[01:52] Hanako
More whining. Whatever am I to do with you?
[01:56] Nene
I still want to know why you look so happy!
[02:00] Nene
Maybe I should ask Aoi for advice.
[02:03] Aoi
Hmm...
[02:05] Aoi
I think anything can be fun
if you do it with someone you like.
[02:08] Akane
Someone you like!
SIGN Ao-chan,
you're
my angel
SIGN The cutest
in the
universe <3
[02:11] Akane
You're so right, Ao-chan!
SIGN Kantou Akane Aoi Fan Club
[02:14] Nene
And so,
[02:16] Nene
I asked Kou-kun to bring him along.
[02:18] Kou
Hey, Hanako.
[02:20] Hanako
Bring who along?
SIGN Student Council
[02:31] Kou
Teru-nii! You promised not to exorcise him!
[02:36] Hanko
Ch-Change! Swap me out, coach!
[02:38] Hanako
Yashiro, help!
[02:41] Nene
I'll be Minamoto-senpai's mop.
[02:45] Hanako
Go away!
[02:46] Hanako
Please leave!
[02:48] Hanako
What's the big idea, boy?!
[02:50] Hanako
We've been to hell and back
together, haven't we?!
[02:53] Kou
I convinced him to just help us clean.
[02:57] Kou
At least, I thought I did.
[03:00] Teru
Kou is telling the truth, Number Seven.
[03:03] Teru
I didn't come looking for a fight.
[03:05] Teru
I'm only here to clean up filth.
[03:09] Hanako
See?! He wants to clean me!
[03:11] Hanako
He wants to "clean" me!
SIGN They sent him home.
[03:16] Nene
Minamoto-senpai...
[03:17] Hanako
No more of that guy!
[03:18] Hanako
He tries to get rid of me
at the drop of a hat!
[03:20] Nene
Aww...
[03:22] Hanako
Don't you "Aww..." me!
[03:23] Nene
But who other than Minamoto-senpai
could make my heart flutter
[03:28] Nene
so much that cleaning a bathroom seems fun?
[03:30] Hanako
I've got it!
[03:32] Hanako
In that case, Yashiro...
[03:33] Nene
Huh?
[03:34] Hanako
I can stay by your side the
whole time you're cleaning.
[03:40] Hanako
So all you've got to do is fall for me.
[03:44] Nene
That's...
[03:48] Nene
That's...
[03:50] Nene
not happening.
[03:54] Hanako
That stings!
[03:58] Nene
I'm Yashiro Nene,
and this is my everyday life.
[04:02] Nene
Ever since I met Hanako-kun,
[04:04] Nene
my after-school time has
taken a turn for the weird.
[04:19] Nene
It was a bright, beautiful day
of bathroom cleaning.
[04:23] Nene
Hanako-kun!
SIGN SILENCE
[04:27] Nene
Huh?
[04:31] Hanako
Yashiro...
[04:33] Nene
Hanako-kun?
[04:34] Nene
Where are you?!
[04:36] Hanako
H-Help...
[04:42] Nene
Hanako-kun?!
[04:54] Hanako
Yashiro...
[04:55] Hanako
Help... me...
[04:58] Nene
Hanako-kun?!
[05:01] Mokke A
Stop.
[05:01] Mokke B
What are you doing?
[05:03] Mokke C
Butt out.
[05:13] Hanako
I owe you one, Yashiro.
[05:15] Nene
N-No problem.
[05:16] Nene
So, what happened?
[05:19] Nene
Was Hanako-kun bullying you?
[05:21] Hanako
I'm innocent!
[05:21] Hanako
Where did you pull that from?!
I'm obviously the victim here!
[05:25] Nene
The way you usually act.
[05:27] Mokke A
We weren't bullying him.
[05:29] Mokke B
Nope.
[05:30] Nene
Of course not. You're good little mokke.
[05:33] Mokke A
We were just trying to kill him.
[05:35] Nene
Huh?
[05:36] Mokke A
We want to become a Wonder.
[05:39] Mokke B
And if we kill a Wonder, we can.
[05:41] Nene
You want to be one of the Seven Wonders?
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN The Warm Fuzzies
Proper name: "Heat Balling"
Kills enemies by heating them
A certain bee's ultimate technique
[05:43] Mokke A
We do.
[05:45] Mokke B
We'll make him warm and comfy, then dead.
[05:48] Nene
No killing.
[05:49] Mokke
Ugh.
SIGN UGH
[05:51] Nene
Why not just give them what they want?
[05:53] Hanako
It's true that the Seven Wonders
have a few openings right now,
[05:58] Hanako
but they'd abuse the position for sure.
[06:00] Mokke A
Would not.
[06:01] Mokke B
Nope.
[06:02] Mokke C
We'd be a nice Wonder.
[06:04] Hanako
Well,
[06:06] Hanako
I could at least give them a test.
[06:07] Nene
You mean it?!
[06:08] Nene
Isn't that great, mokke-chan?
[06:10] Nene
Give it your best shot!
[06:12] Mokke A
We will.
SIGN Seven Wonders Recruitment Interview
[06:14] Hanako
Now, start by introducing yourselves.
[06:17] Mokke
We are mokke.
[06:19] Mokke A
Nice apparitions.
[06:21] Hanako
What makes you a desirable candidate?
[06:25] Mokke G
We're cute.
[06:26] Mokke F
Soothing.
[06:28] Mokke D
Merchandisable.
[06:29] Mokke B
Earn money.
[06:30] Nene
See? Unlike you,
they make people feel better!
SIGN Boss
[06:34] Hanako
Who ever heard of a therapeutic Wonder?
[06:38] Hanako
Next, what motivated you to apply?
[06:40] Mokke A
We'll destroy this school.
[06:43] Hanako
Can I reject you now?
[06:44] Mokke A
That was a joke.
[06:46] Mokke B
Have a candy.
[06:47] Nene
Wh-What's your real reason?
[06:48] Mokke
To destroy the world.
SIGN REJECTED
[06:53] Mokke A
We wanted to be a Wonder.
[06:56] Mokke B
If only.
[06:56] Mokke C
If only.
[06:58] Hanako
Why did you even think you had a shot?
[07:01] Nene
I wonder why the mokke are so
hung up on destroying things.
[07:05] Hanako
Beats me.
[07:06] Hanako
Cute or not, they're still apparitions.
Maybe they're just vicious.
[07:09] Mokke A
No.
[07:10] Mokke C
We're nice apparitions.
[07:11] Mokke F
We don't kill people.
[07:13] Nene
Then why?
[07:14] Mokke A
We'll destroy the school and
make a candy plantation.
SIGN Candy Plantation
[07:18] Mokke B
To do that, we'll become a Wonder.
[07:20] Mokke C
We'll put all the humans to work.
[07:24] Mokke A
Please. We'll make it a happy plantation.
[07:27] Hanako
Forget about it.
[07:28] Mokke B
We'll play music.
[07:30] Mokke C
We even made a "see-dee." Look.
[07:32] Hanako
A CD?
SIGN Labor on the Candy Plantation
SIGN Vocals: Mokke
[07:36] Hanako
What am I supposed to do with this?
[07:38] Nene
I know!
[07:39] Nene
If you want candy, why not
get someone to make you some?
[07:41] Mokke A
Make?
[07:42] Mokke B
A candy maker?
[07:44] Nene
You know, like Tsuchigomori-sensei.
[07:46] Nene
He made lollipops with us in class.
[07:49] Hanako
Oh! He might make you some if you ask nicely.
[07:49] Mokke
Oooh.
[07:52] Tsuchigomori
Come get them.
[07:58] Tsuchigomori
Wh-What on...
[08:03] Hanako
Tsuchigomori-sensei...
[08:05] Hanako; Nene
Rest in peace.
[08:08] Nene
After being forced to make
tens of thousands of lollipops,
[08:11] Nene
Sensei was set free.
[08:17] Mokke
So happy.
SIGN Illustration: Yamada Nagisa
2 - Kokkuri-san / Mitsuba's Operation: Friends
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SIGN After-school Hanako-kun
[00:02] Hanako
Here we go.
SIGN Kokkuri-san
[00:22] Akane
Today, with this group,
[00:25] Akane
I'd like to perform the ultimate Kokkuri-san.
[00:32] Nene
This is After-school Yashiro Nene.
[00:34] Nene
Let me introduce my lovely classmates.
[00:39] Nene
Akane Aoi, my best friend!
[00:42] Nene
She's almost fatally popular!
The queen of popularity!
[00:46] Nene
Aoi Akane, our student
council vice president!
[00:50] Nene
He's known Aoi since they were kids,
and he's almost fatally crazy about her!
[00:55] Akane
Ao-chan is as angelic as ever today.
[00:58] Nene
Yamabuki Lemon, Akane-kun's friend!
[01:01] Nene
He's almost fatally addicted to his phone!
[01:05] Lemon
Oh, an SSR.
[01:08] Nene
And I'm almost fatally... What am I?
[01:12] Aoi
A high-school girl in love with love?
[01:14] Nene
Yeah, that!
[01:16] Nene
Wait, no, I'm not!
[01:17] Akane
Yeah, yeah.
[01:18] Akane
Now, allow me to explain Kokkuri-san!
SIGN Be good and don't try this at home, kids
SIGN Be good and don't try this at home, kids
SIGN Yes No
SIGN How to Kokkuri-san
SIGN Be good and don't try this at home, kids
[01:22] Akane
Kokkuri-san is easy to do!
[01:25] Akane
First, take a sheet of paper, draw a
torii gate, and write "yes" and "no."
[01:29] Akane
Next, write down all 50
hiragana in the syllabary.
[01:32] Akane
Finally, place a 10-yen coin over the torii.
[01:35] Akane
Once everyone's index finger is on it,
[01:38] Akane
then it's summoning time.
[01:40] Nene
Have you always been into
occult stuff, Akane-kun?
[01:43] Akane
I don't like it at all.
[01:44] Nene
Why do this, then?
[01:46] Aoi; Lemon
Yeah.
[01:48] Akane
It all started a few months ago.
[01:50] (Flashback) Aoi
Kokkuri-san, huh?
[01:52] (Flashback) Aoi
Seems fun.
[01:54] Aoi
Seems fun. Seems fun.
[01:57] (Flashback) Akane
"Seems fun."
[01:58] Akane
In order to help her enjoy the best
and safest possible Kokkuri-san,
SIGN The quest for the Ridged 10!
[02:02] Akane
I undertook painstaking
preparations. And then...
[02:09] Akane
I found it!
[02:12] Akane
By the way,
[02:13] Akane
I mixed my blood into the ink!
SIGN Extreme
[02:17] Nene
Huh?
[02:17] Lemon
Are you dense?
[02:19] Aoi
Oh, Akane-kun.
[02:22] Aoi; Akane; Lemon; Nene
Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san,
[02:24] Aoi; Akane; Lemon; Nene
please come to us.
[02:26] Aoi; Akane; Lemon; Nene
If you're here, please move to "yes."
[02:31] Nene
Is this a good idea?
[02:33] Nene
It seems kind of dangerous.
[02:38] Nene
Y-You know, let's stop after all.
[02:42] Nene
Huh?!
[02:42] Akane
It's here!
[02:43] Aoi
Wow! The lights went out!
[02:53] Akane
Oh!
[02:54] Nene
What is it?!
[02:55] Lemon
For real?!
[02:57] Aoi
I'm so excited.
[03:00] Nene
What kind of spirit is it?!
[03:07] Nene
It's a mokke.
[03:09] Aoi
The 10-yen coin moved!
SIGN They can't see it
[03:11] Lemon
Whoa!
[03:11] Akane
We did it!
[03:14] Nene
I wonder how the mokke will answer?
[03:19] Akane
Now, then—
[03:19] Lemon
What'll tomorrow's weather be?
SIGN A
SIGN ME
[03:24] Aoi
Wow!
[03:26] Lemon
Whoa!
[03:27] Akane
How mysterious!
[03:29] Nene
No, that was definitely
"candy" (ame), not "rain" (ame).
[03:31] Mokke
Indeed.
[03:32] Akane
Now for the real test.
[03:34] Akane
Wh-Wh-Who is my crush?!
[03:37] Lemon
Let me guess. You just wanted
to ask that all along.
[03:41] Mokke
Mokke.
[03:45] Nene
It's trying to answer "candy" again!
SIGN Ah-choo!
SIGN LE
SIGN MO
SIGN N
[03:51] Nene
Huh?
[03:51] Lemon
Wha...?
[03:52] Akane
What?!
[03:54] Aoi
Akane-kun, really?
[03:57] Aoi
Huh.
[03:59] Akane
No, Ao-chan!
[04:01] Akane
This must be some kind of mistake!
[04:03] Akane
I don't...
[04:05] Akane
care about this guy one bit!
[04:06] Akane
See? Look!
[04:10] Nene
S-Stop that!
[04:11] Akane
Come on, look.
[04:11] Nene
You'll kill Yamabuki-kun!
[04:12] Akane
See, Ao-chan? Ao-chan?
[04:15] Aoi
Be happy together.
[04:16] Akane
Ao-chan, wait!
[04:18] Akane
It's not like that!
[04:19] Mokke
If there's no candy, I'll take this.
[04:25] Nene
Umm...
[04:29] Nene
Use Kokkuri-san with care.
SIGN Mitsuba's Operation: Friends
SIGN Broadcast Room
[04:47] Mitsuba
I want friends.
SIGN Unleash the power of youth!
Spend summer with your friends!
SIGN Unleash the power of youth!
Spend summer with your friends!
[04:52] Natsuhiko
Easy to say, Mitsuba-chan,
but you're an apparition.
[04:55] Natsuhiko
Regular humans can't see you,
so making friends is a tall order.
[04:59] Sakura
Dear me.
[05:00] Sakura
Whatever shall we do?
[05:02] Natsuhiko
Oh, well. I guess I'll have
to step up to the plate.
[05:07] Natsuhiko
Mitsuba-chan!
[05:11] Natsuhiko
Feeling lonely?
[05:12] Natsuhiko
Then feel free to call your Natsuhiko-senpai
[05:15] Natsuhiko
just plain old "Natsuhiko."
[05:19] Natsuhiko
Nailed it!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN A real catch who looks out for his underclassmen
[05:21] Natsuhiko
Oh, it feels so good.
[05:23] Mitsuba
Come on! Please?!
[05:25] Sakura
Would you like me to spread a rumor
that you can make lots of friends?
[05:30] Mitsuba
You can change apparitions by
spreading rumors about them,
[05:33] Mitsuba
right, Nanamine-senpai?
[05:36] Sakura
Yes, but...
[05:38] Mitsuba
I can't think of anything
else to try at this point.
[05:42] Mitsuba
Please! I'm begging you!
[05:46] Mitsuba
Turn me into someone with a life!
[05:47] Sakura
Calm down. That's a last resort.
[05:50] Sakura
Now, how about that
over-accessorized exorcist boy?
[05:53] Mitsuba
I can't have a friend with a lame earring!
[05:55] Sakura
So you're picky. I see.
[05:57] Sakura
In that case,
[05:58] Sakura
how about him?
[06:02] Tsukasa
You want friends?
[06:05] Mitsuba
Nanamine-senpai said making human friends
would be too hard to start with.
[06:10] Mitsuba
But you're around my age, Tsukasa-kun,
and we're both apparitions.
[06:14] Mitsuba
So I thought maybe...
[06:16] Tsukasa
Hmm...
[06:19] Tsukasa
All right.
[06:20] Mitsuba
Huh?
[06:22] Tsukasa
I'll make you one!
[06:24] Mitsuba
No! Stop!
[06:25] Mitsuba
I didn't mean I want to
physically make friends!
SIGN They got him to stop (physically) making friends
SIGN They got him to stop (physically) making friends
[06:32] Tsukasa
What?! You wanted to be friends with me?
[06:36] Tsukasa
You should have just said so!
[06:37] Mitsuba
I did.
[06:40] Tsukasa
Then as of today, we're friends.
[06:42] Mitsuba
Huh?!
[06:43] Mitsuba
Tsukasa-kun... You'll be my friend?
[06:46] Tsukasa
Yup.
[06:49] Mitsuba
You know, there's something
I want to try with a friend.
[06:53] Tsukasa
Wow, really?!
[06:55] Tsukasa
There's something I've always
wanted to do with a friend, too!
SIGN Family Fireworks
[06:58] Mitsuba
What is it? Fireworks?
[07:03] Tsukasa
You try, too, Mitsuba!
[07:05] Mitsuba
Sure! I'll give it a shot!
[07:07] Mitsuba
Hey, what are you do—
[07:09] Tsukasa
Do you think fireworks...
[07:10] Mitsuba
Huh?
[07:12] Tsukasa
...would still crackle and pop in your tummy?
SIGN Whether you're good or bad, definitely don't try this at home, kids Whether you're good or bad, definitely don't try this at home, kids Whether you're good or bad, definitely don't try this at home, kids
SIGN Broadcast Room
[07:19] Mitsuba
N-No! Stop it!
[07:21] Tsukasa
Why? You said you'd try it.
[07:26] Natsuhiko
Give it a rest!
[07:30] Natsuhiko
That didn't even last ten minutes.
[07:32] Sakura
I should have known better.
[07:43] Sakura
Cheer up.
[07:45] Sakura
I'll at least join you for whatever
you wanted to do with your friend.
[07:52] Mitsuba
Really?
[07:54] Sakura
Yes.
[07:56] Mitsuba
Then...
SIGN Judge's Award
SIGN Friendship Power Explosion!
The Friend Pose!
[08:04] Natsuhiko
Okay, say cheese!
[08:08] Mitsuba
Friendship Power Explosion! The Friend pose!
[08:14] Mitsuba
I got someone to do it with me!
SIGN Illustration: Kimura Takuma
3 - Apparition Fever \ A Mokke Came Home with Me!
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SIGN After-school Hanako-kun
[00:02] Hanako
Here we go.
SIGN Apparition Fever
[00:18] Nene
Are you okay?
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Hanako-kun caught a cold.
[00:21] Nene
You're so see-through.
[00:25] Nene
Do apparitions catch cold?
[00:27] Tsuchigomori
We do.
[00:28] Nene
Tsuchigomori-sensei?!
[00:29] Tsuchigomori
They call it "apparition fever."
[00:31] Nene
"Apparition fever"?
[00:33] Tsuchigomori
Yes, and as its name implies,
[00:36] Tsuchigomori
apparition fever is a cold
that apparitions can catch.
[00:40] Tsuchigomori
In addition to the usual sneezing, coughing,
and fever, our disguises weaken,
[00:44] Tsuchigomori
and our traits as...
[00:47] Tsuchigomori
apparitions tend to show through.
[00:51] Tsuchigomori
As a ghost, Number Seven became
more transparent than usual.
[00:54] Nene
Your traits as apparitions?
[00:56] Tsuchigomori
In my case... Look.
[00:58] Nene
Oh, you're right.
[01:00] Nene
Will you get better?
[01:02] Tsuchigomori
It's just like a regular cold.
[01:04] Tsuchigomori
A little rest will cure us.
[01:08] Tsuchigomori
As long as we don't push
ourselves, like she did.
[01:12] Yako
I don't have apparition fever.
[01:15] Yako
Just a bit of a headache.
[01:18] Nene
But you're coughing, Yako-san.
[01:21] Yako
That was... a menacing growl!
[01:23] Nene
On what planet?!
[01:25] Tsuchigomori
Good grief.
[01:27] Tsuchigomori
This is what you get for
walking around acting tough.
[01:35] (Flashback) Yako
Misaki...
[01:42] Nene
Hanako-kun?!
[01:45] Hanako
Awesome!
[01:47] Hanako
Yashiro! I caught my first cold in decades!
[01:51] Hanako
Wait till the boy sees this!
[01:56] Nene
Hanako-kun?!
[01:58] Hanako-kun
Yay!
[02:00] Nene
Hanako-kun, wait!
[02:02] Tsuchigomori
Take care.
[02:04] Kou
Apparition fever?
[02:05] Nene
Yes, that's right.
[02:08] Kou
So that's it.
[02:09] Kou
Hanako rushed me like a bat out of hell,
[02:13] Kou
so I figured...
[02:16] Nene
Hanako-kun!
[02:17] Kou
...he must've finally shown his true colors!
[02:21] Nene
Hanako-kun!
[02:22] Nene
...kun! ...kun!
[02:24] Nene
Hang in there! Hanako-kun!
[02:25] Hanako
Yashiro...?
[02:26] Nene
Hanako-kun! Hanako-kun!
[02:29] Hanako
Is she worried about me?
[02:32] Hanako
Huh. That makes me
[02:35] Hanako
kind of happy.
[02:37] Hanako
Yashiro's legs...
[02:40] Hanako
are cold.
[02:42] Hanako
Yashiro, do you chill easily?
[02:46] Nene
Hanako-kun, what's going on?
[02:47] Nene
I've got no clue how you could
get me confused with that thing.
[02:51] Nene
Well? Isn't that right, Kou-kun?!
[02:53] Nene
Kou-kun!
[02:55] Nene
Hey! Hey, come on! I said, hey!
[02:55] Kou
P-Please try to calm down, Senpai!
[02:57] Nene
Come on! Why?! Tell me why!
[02:59] Mokke A
We've found him.
[03:01] Nene
That voice... A mokke!
[03:04] Mokke A
The Wonder is weakened.
[03:07] Mokke B
We've been waiting for this.
[03:10] Mokke C
To kill him.
[03:11] Mokke D
Death by warm fuzzies.
[03:15] Mokke
Ready or not!
[03:17] Nene
Hanako-kun!
[03:18] Kou
Hanako!
[03:22] Tsuchigomori
So,
[03:24] Tsuchigomori
what happened to cause all this?
[03:27] Nene
They pressed themselves up
against Hanako-kun,
[03:29] Nene
so I think he gave his cold to them.
[03:32] Yako
How foolish.
[03:37] Tsuchigomori
And Number Seven-sama?
[03:39] Kou
He seemed way better once he passed it on!
[03:42] Hanako
I feel great!
SIGN A Mokke Came Home with Me!
[04:09] Tiara
Hey, are you okay?
[04:12] Tiara
Come home with me?
SIGN Minamoto
[04:22] Tiara
You clean up well for a filthy bunny.
[04:26] Tiara
You were like a dirty rag,
so I got Teru-oniichan to wash you.
[04:32] Tiara
Remember?
[04:35] Tiara
Then I'll introduce myself.
[04:38] Tiara
I am the eldest daughter of
the venerable Minamoto Clan,
[04:42] Tiara
Minamoto Tiara, age five!
[04:51] Tiara
Age five!
[04:52] Tiara
Now, starting today, you're my slave!
[04:57] Tiara
I'll show you my family.
[05:01] Tiara
Dad is at work, and Mom isn't home,
[05:07] Tiara
so we'll start with Kou-oniichan!
[05:10] Kou
Hey. What's up?
[05:11] Tiara
Listen!
[05:12] Kou
Wanna play upsy-daisy?
[05:13] Kou
Sure! C'mere!
[05:15] Tiara
Yay!
[05:17] Kou
Whee!
[05:21] Tiara
Hey, look! Look!
[05:23] Kou
Oh, yeah. You picked it up, right?
[05:25] Tiara
Yeah!
[05:26] Kou
Hmm...
[05:28] Kou
Well, if Teru-nii gave his okay,
it oughta be fine.
[05:33] Kou
Keep an eye on it, and make
sure it doesn't cause trouble.
[05:37] Kou
Tell me right away if you need help.
[05:39] Tiara
I will!
[05:41] Kou
Great!
[05:42] Tiara
Kou-oniichan is nice, but he can't get a
girlfriend because he looks too intense.
[05:48] Kou
Don't teach it weird stuff.
[05:50] Tiara
Let's keep going!
[05:53] Tiara
Teru-oniichan.
[05:56] Tiara
Teru-oniichan goes out
at night to get bad guys.
[06:01] Tiara
So he's napping now.
[06:04] Tiara
Shh.
[06:10] Tiara
Look. He's so handsome,
he even sleeps handsomely.
[06:16] Tiara
I'll marry Teru-oniichan when I grow up.
SIGN SHUDDER
[06:31] Tiara
Teru-oniichan!
[06:33] Teru
Hi there, Princess.
[06:35] Teru
Did you come to wake me?
[06:37] Teru
Great job.
[06:47] (Flashback) Tiara
Now, starting today, you're my slave!
[06:50] Tiara
...slave!
[07:25] Tiara
Hey!
[07:30] Tiara
Don't go outside on your own!
[07:36] Tiara
Let's go home.
[07:45] Tiara
Silly slave.
[07:47] Tiara
We're having a big dinner for you tonight.
[07:50] Tiara
So hurry up.
[07:52] Narrator
Minamoto Tiara, age five.
[07:54] Narrator
Her father named her in an explosion of
excitement at finally having a daughter.
[08:01] Narrator
Her spiritual power, already surpassing
her brother Teru's, promises greatness.
[08:07] Narrator
And so, the tale of one girl
and one creature begins...
[08:12] Narrator
Maybe.
[08:14] Tiara
Oh, you need a name.
[08:15] Tiara
You're Minamoto Fairy, okay?
SIGN Illustration: Ueda Asagi
4 - Truth of the Mokke / Kamome Monster Nursery School
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SIGN After-school Hanako-kun
[00:02] Hanako
Here we go.
SIGN Truth of the Mokke
[00:16] Nene
Hi!
[00:17] Nene
I'm Yashiro Nene, and my favorite
flavor of candy is strawberry!
[00:20] Nene
I know this is sudden, but right now,
[00:23] Nene
I've turned into a mokke.
[00:25] Nene
H-How did this happen?
[00:28] Nene
I can't remember a thing.
[00:31] Mokke A
Newbie.
[00:32] Mokke B
Haven't seen you before.
[00:33] Nene
Oh! The mokke!
[00:36] Nene
Please help me!
[00:37] Nene
This may be hard to believe,
but it's me, Nene!
[00:41] Mokke A
Nene.
[00:43] Nene
Mokke-chan, have a candy.
[00:45] Nene
...have a candy.
[00:47] Nene
...have a candy.
[00:49] Mokke A
Never met you.
[00:49] Mokke B
Total stranger.
[00:51] Mokke C
Give us candy.
[00:52] Nene
Oh, come on!
[00:53] Elder Mokke
Wait.
[01:01] Nene
Wh-Who are you?!
[01:03] Elder Mokke
I am a special mokke: the Elder Mokke.
[01:11] Elder Mokke
I am acquainted with universal truth.
[01:15] Elder Mokke
I shall show you.
[01:18] Nene
It's so dark.
[01:19] Nene
Who knew there was a place
like this under the school?
[01:25] Elder Mokke
Behold.
[01:26] Nene
Wh-What's this?
[01:27] Elder Mokke
This is our history, our origins.
[01:32] Elder Mokke
We are many, and we are varied.
[01:37] Elder Mokke
When we gather, we combine and transform.
[01:42] Mokke A
After we transform,
we mostly go back to being mokke.
[01:45] Mokke B
But sometimes we don't.
[01:47] Mokke C
When we don't, we keep living like that.
[01:50] Nene
Th-That can't be.
[01:52] Mokke A
While we live, we forget that we were mokke.
[01:56] Mokke B
It happens sometimes.
[01:57] Mokke C
Oh, what fun.
[01:59] Nene
You mean...?
[01:59] Elder Mokke
We mean that the whole world...
[02:02] Nene
The whole world...?
[02:04] Elder Mokke
...is mokke.
[02:05] Nene
The world is mokke?!
[02:07] Mokke C
Mokke are the source of all things.
[02:10] Mokke B
Protein.
SIGN Teach us, Nene-chan!
[02:13] Nene
Even the human body
is mostly made up of proteins!
[02:17] Elder Mokke
He, and she, and even he...
[02:21] Elder Mokke
were all mokke once.
[02:23] Nene
Whaaat?!
[02:25] Elder Mokke
Fear not.
[02:26] Elder Mokke
You have merely returned to mokke.
[02:28] Nene
N-No...
SIGN SHIVER
SHIVER
[02:31] Nene
I've been Yashiro Nene
since the day I was born!
[02:36] Mokke B
Seize her!
[02:38] Nene
The mokke are actually
the ancestors of everything?!
[02:40] Nene
But I want to be human again!
[02:46] Giant Mokke A
The world was once mokke.
[02:48] Nene
S-Stop it!
[02:52] Giant Mokke B
The world will one day return to mokke.
[02:56] Nene
Someone, h-help.
[02:57] Mokke A
We are the ancestors of all.
[03:01] Mokke B
We are great.
[03:02] Mokke C
Revere us.
[03:03] Mokke D
Worship mokke.
[03:05] Mokke E
Candy.
SIGN Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke Mokke
[03:06] Mokke
Mokke! Mokke! Mokke! Mokke!
Mokke! Mokke! Mokke!
[03:12] Hanako
Yashiro.
[03:14] Hanako
Yashiro.
[03:16] Nene
Mokke. Mokke.
[03:16] Hanako
Yashiro!
SIGN NGGGH
[03:19] Hanako
Hello?
[03:21] Hanako
What are you up to?
[03:22] Mokke
Brainwashing.
[03:24] Hanako
Hey! Cut that out.
SIGN NGGGH
SIGN Kamome Monster Nursery School
[03:40] Girl
Hey, what are you doing?
[03:43] Big Sister
Stop that!
[03:45] Big Sister
Going near monsters is dangerous.
[03:53] Sakura
Hello.
[03:57] Sakura
You just want to make friends
with humans, don't you?
[04:04] Sakura
The researchers here
[04:06] Sakura
labor day and night to raise monsters.
[04:08] Natsuhiko
What for?
[04:10] Sakura
A noble purpose.
[04:12] Natsuhiko
Oh, yeah?
[04:13] Sakura
All the monsters here are immature,
with challenges to overcome.
[04:18] Sakura
As a researcher-in-training,
you should pay close attention.
[04:23] Natsuhiko
Yes, ma'am! I'll learn the ropes!
[04:26] Natsuhiko
As if.
[04:28] Natsuhiko
I'm really an agent for the
counter-monster task force.
[04:33] Natsuhiko
I heard about a dangerous facility
that raises monsters,
[04:36] Natsuhiko
and now I'm infiltrating it.
[04:39] Sakura
Remember,
[04:41] Sakura
I'm your boss.
[04:43] Natsuhiko
It's not every day I meet a beauty like her.
[04:45] Natsuhiko
But depending on my findings,
[04:48] Natsuhiko
I may end up wrecking this place.
[04:58] Tsukasa
Wow!
[04:59] Sakura
That one is impossible to manage
when she's in a bad mood.
[05:03] Tsukasa
Hmm...
[05:04] Tsukasa
You sure want to rampage!
[05:06] Tsukasa
But if you're gonna do that...
[05:08] Sakura
Get down.
[05:09] Natsuhiko
Huh?!
[05:15] Tsukasa
Isn't it faster just to burn down
the whole building?
[05:18] Sakura
I don't know if those two are a
bad match, or too good of one.
[05:25] Kou
Go for it!
[05:27] Kou
One more time!
[05:28] Kou
All right!
[05:29] Kou
Way to go!
[05:31] Sakura
That monster is trying to train
its body and clear its mind.
[05:33] Kou
Who's a good monster?
[05:36] Natsuhiko
Of what?
[05:38] Sakura
Talk to it, and you'll find out.
[05:41] Natsuhiko
Hey. I'm the new guy around here.
[05:44] Mokke
Candy!
[05:49] Natsuhiko
Wh-Wh-What the...?
[05:51] Kou
They say they only tried to kill
and rob you 'cause you had candy.
[05:55] Natsuhiko
S-Say what?!
[05:56] Kou
Hey.
[05:57] Mokke
Ow.
[05:57] Kou
What do I always say?
You can't just take things.
[06:01] Sakura
Teaching ethics to monsters is a challenge.
[06:04] Natsuhiko
I may have picked one hell
of a place to work.
[06:09] Natsuhiko
What kind of vicious monster
will it be this time?
[06:12] Sakura
The next one isn't violent in the least.
[06:14] Sakura
He just doesn't seem to get along
with the researcher assigned to him,
[06:20] Sakura
who's made great strides in
the field of monster studies.
[06:25] Natsuhiko
I get that he's a great researcher,
[06:29] Natsuhiko
but if they're a bad match,
why not swap him out?
[06:32] Sakura
Well...
[06:45] Sakura
You don't want to leave?
[06:47] Mitsuba
Nope.
[06:59] Natsuhiko
Was that a good idea?
[07:01] Sakura
His problem was a lack of emotional honesty.
[07:07] Sakura
He's never been able to express
himself like that before.
[07:11] Sakura
So...
[07:13] Sakura
I'll watch over him a little longer.
[07:15] Sakura
It should be fine with both of us here.
[07:20] Natsuhiko
As a counter-monster agent,
[07:23] Natsuhiko
I can't afford to let such
a dangerous place slide.
[07:28] Natsuhiko
But I don't want to see a beauty cry,
[07:31] Natsuhiko
so I'll make something up for HQ.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Some time later...
[07:34] Big Sister
The time has finally come.
[07:36] Sakura
Today, we will achieve our noble purpose.
[07:39] Natsuhiko
Do you think the little tykes are doing okay?
[07:43] Sakura
They'll be fine.
[07:45] Sakura
They've all grown up so wonderfully.
[07:48] Boy
Real monsters!
[07:55] Girl
Here.
[07:58] Boy
Do you want to play with us?
[08:00] Mitsuba
Er... Uh...
[08:02] Boy
Join in!
[08:05] Sakura
I'm sure they'll come home soon,
[08:07] Sakura
weighed down with more candy from
the townspeople than they can carry.
[08:14] Nene; Mokke; Mitsuba
Happy Halloween!
SIGN Illustration: Hinoue Aya
5 - Nightmares / At the Convenience Store
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SIGN After-school Hanako-kun
[00:02] Hanako
Here we go.
SIGN Nightmares
SIGN SIGH...
[00:21] Hanako
What's up, Yashiro?
[00:22] Hanako
What are you sighing for?
[00:24] Nene
You see, I've been having bad dreams lately.
[00:28] Nene
Every night, I have the same nightmare.
[00:31] Hanako
A nightmare! Is it about me?!
[00:34] Nene
Why do you sound so excited?
[00:36] Nene
And no.
[00:38] Hanako
Aaaw.
[00:40] Kou
What kind of dream is it?
[00:42] Nene
Well... I dream Black Canyon-chan multiplies.
[00:46] Kou
"Black"... Huh?
[00:49] (Flashback) Nene
Here you go!
SIGN Black
Canyon-chan
[00:51] (Flashback) Nene
Time for a snack!
[00:56] (Flashback) Nene
Huh?
[01:01] (Flashback) Nene
What?!
[01:03] Nene
I can never tell which one is real!
[01:05] Nene
What if I'm a failure as a pet owner?!
[01:08] Kou
That's a pretty cute nightmare.
[01:10] Hanako
Not much of a nightmare, if you ask me.
[01:13] Hanako
Wait, Yashiro! This is serious!
[01:15] Nene
Wh-What's wrong, Hanako-kun?
[01:17] Hanako
According to this time-tested
dream-divination manual...
[01:21] Kou; Nene
Yes?
[01:22] Hanako
...having nightmares in the summer is...
[01:25] Kou; Nene
Is what?
[01:26] Hanako
...just a sign that a human
has perverted desires.
SIGN TOSS
[01:33] Nene
Everyone has nightmares in the summer!
[01:35] Nene
Right, Kou-kun?!
[01:37] Kou
Nightmares, huh?
[01:41] (Flashback) Kou
Hey!
[01:43] (Flashback) Kou
Mitsuba!
[01:46] (Flashback) Kou
I've been looking for you!
[01:48] (Flashback) Kou
What're you doing here...
SIGN Reserved for lame-ass
traffic-safety earrings
[01:54] Kou
Oni masks really freak me out!
[01:58] Kou
I'll make someone pay for this!
[02:01] Nene
Y-Yeah, that's right.
[02:04] Nene
Everyone has nightmares.
[02:06] Kou
Oh, in that case, let's ask
other people about theirs.
[02:10] Nene
Huh?
[02:11] Kou
They might be having all kinds
of different nightmares!
[02:15] Nene
Right!
[02:17] Yokoo
I dream I get a crazy stalker girlfriend.
[02:19] Satou
In mine, I get eaten by what
looks like a daifuku mochi.
[02:24] Lemon
I dream my phone is a parasite.
[02:26] Lemon
It hooks up directly to my brain
and controls me.
[02:29] Akane
I dream Ao-chan gets a boyfriend.
SIGN Hateful Spirit Begone
[02:34] Aoi
I don't think I've had many lately.
[02:37] Yako
I dream I turn into a tanuki.
[02:39] Kou
People have a lot of unique nightmares.
[02:42] Nene
Summer gets so hot, it's hard to sleep.
[02:45] Nene
I can sympathize.
[02:47] Nene
Well, Hanako-kun?!
[02:49] Nene
Do you see there's nothing weird
about summer nightmares now?!
[02:52] Hanako
Oh, I see, all right.
[02:56] Hanako
I see that this school is a den of perverts!
SIGN Stubborn
[02:59] Kou; Nene
Talk about stubborn.
[03:01] Hanako
So, there's only one way
for our dirty-minded Yashiro
[03:03] Hanako
to stop having nightmares about hamsters!
[03:07] Nene
I do not have a dirty mind!
[03:09] Hanako
Discard your base desires,
and fill your mind with something else!
[03:13] Kou
Oh!
[03:14] Nene
Like what?
[03:15] Hanako
Well...
[03:16] Hanako
Like me!
[03:17] Hanako
Or me!
[03:19] Hanako
Or me!
[03:20] Nene
Don't I get other options?
[03:22] Kou
Hey. I bet you just want
to show up in her dreams.
[03:25] Hanako
I mean, I am the leader of the Seven Wonders.
[03:29] Hanako
I figure nightmares are
kind of in my wheelhouse.
SIGN So I can't believe I lost out to a hamster.
[03:35] Hanako
Besides,
[03:39] Hanako
I want Yashiro to think about me
waking and sleeping.
[03:42] Nene
Hang on, Hanako-kun!
[03:44] Hanako
And you, Yashiro?
[03:46] Hanako
Do you want to see me, even in your dreams?
[03:50] Teru
Hi there, Wonder.
You seem to be enjoying yourself.
[03:55] Nene
Minamoto-senpai!
[03:57] Teru
Hello.
[03:58] Teru
I came to see Kou about something,
[04:01] Teru
but what were you talking about?
[04:03] Kou
We were saying we'd been
having bad dreams lately,
[04:07] Kou
and Hanako tried to twist things
to make Senpai dream about him.
[04:10] Hanako
B-Boy!
[04:12] Teru
Oh?
[04:13] Teru
Would you mind telling me more?
[04:16] Hanako
And there you have it.
[04:18] Teru
I see.
[04:20] Hanako
Wh-What?
[04:23] Teru
Nothing.
[04:25] Teru
Do nightmares scare you, Yashiro-san?
[04:27] Nene
Y-Yes. I know it's childish, but...
[04:33] Teru
A little nightmare frightens you?
You're adorable, Yashiro-san.
[04:38] Teru
You're adorable, Yashiro-san.
[04:38] Nene
And so, with my brain
full of Minamoto-senpai,
[04:41] Teru
You're adorable.
[04:42] Teru
Je t'aime.
[04:46] Nene
I had lovely dreams that night,
and we all lived happily ever after.
[04:53] Kou
What'd you say that for, Teru-nii?
[04:56] Teru
Driving off nightmares is part of our job.
[05:00] Hanako
Hey! I've got problems with this ending!
SIGN At the Convenience Store
[05:35] Teru
Akane-san?
[05:36] Aoi
Minamoto-senpai?
[05:41] Teru
What a surprise.
[05:43] Teru
I didn't expect to see the most beautiful
girl in school shopping this late.
[05:46] Aoi
I'm just as surprised to see you.
Are you out for a walk?
[05:49] Teru
On my way home from a
part-time job, more or less.
[05:52] Teru
And you?
[05:54] Aoi
I thought I'd buy some snacks
to eat with Nene-chan tomorrow.
SIGN Sea Full of Sharks
[05:59] Teru
You like those?
[06:01] Aoi
I do.
[06:03] Aoi
Now, I should get going.
[06:04] Teru
By the way, Akane-san.
SIGN Fun to make
Sushi Rollers
Roe Egg Tuna
Thrilling fruit flavors
[06:08] Teru
What do you think of these?
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Candy you mix with water
and make yourself
[06:12] Aoi
How do you mean?
[06:14] Teru
You see, my little sister's
started taking an interest.
[06:17] (Flashback) Tiara
I want to make them with you!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Getting into snacks
she can have fun making
[06:20] (Flashback) Tiara
...with you!
[06:22] (Flashback) Tiara
...with you!
[06:24] Teru
But I have no experience,
so I don't know if I can do it well.
[06:29] Aoi
And your point is?
[06:30] Teru
Let's give it a try tonight.
In a park or something.
[06:36] Teru
Wow. You don't look thrilled.
[06:38] Aoi
I can't imagine anyone would.
[06:40] Teru
Do you not like me?
[06:42] Aoi
I have no strong feelings either way.
[06:44] Teru
You don't hold back.
[06:46] Teru
Well then, how about these?!
SIGN Gummy-Gummy Aquarium
SIGN Gummy-Gummy Aquarium
[06:48] Aoi
The brand isn't the problem.
[06:51] Teru
Aww!
[06:52] Teru
Then I guess I'll have some fun with
Aoi tomorrow, just the two of us.
[06:56] Aoi
Minamoto-senpai, are you sleepy,
by any chance?
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Getting tired
makes him giddy
[07:01] Teru
I'm fine!
[07:03] Teru
Oh, right! Tiara said she wanted
strawberry juice, didn't she?
[07:09] Aoi
What an odd person.
[07:12] Cashier
That will be 240 yen.
[07:15] Cashier
Listen!
[07:16] Aoi
Huh?
[07:17] Cashier
You come to this store all the
time, right?! During my shift!
[07:22] Cashier
You're so pretty, I couldn't
stop thinking about you!
[07:24] Cashier
You keep coming here to see me, don't you?!
[07:27] Cashier
So I thought,
[07:28] Cashier
maybe you have a thing for—
[07:30] Teru
Excuse me, could you...
[07:33] Teru
ring this up?
[07:35] Teru
Oh, do you want my number?
[07:38] Cashier
N-No, thank you.
[07:47] Teru
Do guys like that bother you, Akane-san?
[07:53] Aoi
I hate them.
[07:57] Teru
Then you owe me one.
[08:00] Aoi
Huh?
SIGN Gummy-Gummy Aquarium
SIGN Gummy-Gummy Aquarium
[08:05] Teru
Huh?
[08:06] Teru
My shark fell apart!
[08:08] Aoi
You prodded it before it hardened.
[08:11] Teru
Would you mind making one for me?
[08:14] Aoi
After that, we had a fun time
making candy in the park.
SIGN Illustration: Kameoka Yuko
6 - The Summer Monster: Toilet-bound Hanako-san / Return of the Summer Monster
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SIGN Mokke: "Give candy."
SIGN After-school Hanako-kun
SIGN Candy
Bathe
Trick
SIGN Brainwash
Summon
Fuse
SIGN Health
Power
Charm
SIGN Mokke: "Om-nom."
SIGN Mokke: "Bored now."
SIGN Mokke: "Waaaaah!"
SIGN Mokke: "Worked up a good sweat."
SIGN Mokke: "Whew. This is the life."
[00:02] Hanako
Here we go.
SIGN Mokke: "Together, we three become..."
SIGN Mokke: "unbeatable!"
SIGN The Summer Monster:
Toilet-bound Hanako-san
[00:19] Nene
Oh, no!
[00:21] Nene
A cursed Wonder Item went berserk
SIGN Summer Monster
[00:23] Nene
and attacked Hanako-kun!
[00:29] Nene
Hanako-kun!
[00:31] Nene
Huh?!
[00:35] Hanako
What the...?!
SIGN TA-DAH
SIGN TA-DAH
[00:35] Nene
Y-You turned into a girl!
SIGN Summer Monster
SIGN Here lies the Monster
[00:41] Mokke A
Kapow! Rest in peace.
[00:43] Hanako
And that's that!
[00:46] Nene
Are you okay?
[00:47] Hanako
I'm fine!
[00:49] Hanako
I took out the tool that caused this,
[00:51] Hanako
so I figure I'll turn back soon.
[00:54] Nene
How soon?
[00:55] Hanako
About a day?
[00:57] Nene
A day, huh...
[00:58] Nene
Then you should use that day
to do something girly!
[01:02] Hanako
Something tells me you're enjoying this.
SIGN And then? What next?
[01:06] Hanako
Ta-dah! A bob cut and red skirt.
[01:10] Hanako
I'm Hanako-san, the ghost girl!
[01:13] Hanako
What do you think, Yashiro? Am I cute?
[01:16] Nene
Hanako-kun,
[01:18] Nene
your legs...
[01:19] Nene
are so slim!
[01:21] Hanako
I know, right?
SIGN HMM...
[01:24] Hanako
You know, while I'm a girl,
I should try things only girls can do.
[01:29] Nene
Like what?
[01:30] Hanako
Like...
[01:31] Hanako
Using the women's bath?
[01:34] Nene
Schools don't have bathhouses.
[01:35] Nene
You always jump to the dirtiest ideas.
[01:37] Hanako
Aww.
[01:38] Hanako
In that case,
[01:39] Hanako
I'll check out the girls' bathroom!
SIGN Girls' Bathroom
[01:41] Nene
You're always in there anyway!
[01:42] Nene
Forget about that stuff.
[01:43] Nene
How about...
SIGN Special Dream Notebook
[01:48] Nene
visualizing your life with the
perfect prince you'll meet someday,
[01:53] Nene
or practicing so you can make
whatever food or sweets he likes.
[01:59] Nene
Oh, and don't forget
pretending you're a princess!
[02:02] Hanako
Well, I guess you are a princess, Yashiro,
[02:07] Hanako
but I'm not cut out for princess-ing.
[02:10] Nene
Are you sure?
[02:11] Hanako
Wh-What?
[02:12] Nene
Since you're a girl now,
how about a makeover?
[02:18] Hanako
I'm all frilly!
[02:20] Nene
Cute!
[02:24] Nene
You look great!
[02:25] Hanako
Welcome home, Master.
[02:31] Nene
Sexy!
[02:33] Hanako
I think I feel a draft.
[02:37] Nene
Lovely!
[02:39] Hanako
Time to take your temperature!
[02:44] Hanako
Hmm... We tried a lot of looks,
but I think this one feels the most "me."
[02:49] Nene
Aww! I wanted to see you in more outfits.
[02:52] Nene
Oh, I know!
[02:54] Hanako
Hey! Yashiro?!
[02:55] Nene
Come on. Hold still.
[02:57] Hanako
My head kind of tickles!
[03:00] Nene
This won't take long!
[03:02] Nene
You, too, Mokke-chan!
[03:04] Nene
Let's all do this together.
[03:09] Nene
There! All done!
[03:10] Nene
What do you think? We match!
[03:12] Hanako
Hmm... I don't really know.
[03:15] Hanako
We won't get another chance,
[03:16] Hanako
so let's see what someone else thi—
[03:19] Kou
Hanako!
[03:21] Kou
Oww, oww...
[03:23] Kou
I can't believe you're making
Senpai clean toilets agai—
[03:26] Nene
Kou-kun!
[03:27] Hanako
Boy! Perfect timing!
[03:30] Kou
Wha... Are you...
[03:32] Nene
He's totally confused.
[03:34] Kou
Hanako's big sister?!
[03:36] Hanako
That's right.
[03:37] Nene
Hey! Don't tell lies!
[03:39] Kou
I appreciate everything he does for me!
[03:41] Nene
Kou-kun has such a good heart.
[03:45] Kou
A Wonder Item turned you
into a girl for a day?
SIGN One Explanation
SIGN Later
[03:49] Kou
Are you for real?!
[03:50] Hanako
Sure I am!
[03:52] Hanako
So I thought I'd have fun
doing girls-only things today.
[03:56] Kou
"Girls-only things"? Like what?
[03:59] Hanako
Like...
[04:01] Hanako
seduction, maybe?
[04:04] Hanako
Now, tell me, boy.
[04:08] Hanako
Am I cute?
[04:11] Hanako
Are you losing the urge to exorcise me?
[04:14] Kou
Nah.
[04:16] Kou
I'm...
[04:18] Kou
not really into you!
[04:21] Hanako
The boy shot me down.
[04:24] Nene
There, there.
[04:25] Nene
Why don't you take it easy
for the rest of the day?
[04:27] Kou
Girls have it rough, huh?
[04:30] Mokke
Hey.
[04:32] Mokke
Am I cute?
[04:33] Kou
I can't even tell what's different.
[04:37] Tsukasa
Whose grave is this? Oh, who could it be?
[04:42] Tsukasa
Wow!
SIGN Summer Monster
[04:43] Tsukasa
Look at this weird thing!
SIGN Return of the Summer Monster
SIGN Broadcast Room
[04:57] Tsukasa
Hey, hey! Look!
SIGN Summer Monster
[04:59] Tsukasa
I dug up this weird thing!
[05:01] Sakura; Natsuhiko
Huh?
[05:02] Tsukasa
What do you think it is?
[05:03] Tsukasa
Oh, I found a button.
[05:06] Tsukasa
Boop.
[05:07] Natsuhiko
Whoa!
[05:10] Natsuhiko
Miss! Are you hurt?!
SIGN Sturdy Legs
SIGN Sturdy Legs
SIGN Broad Shoulders
SIGN Broad Shoulders
[05:15] Natsuhiko
Miss...
[05:16] Sakura
Aaaaah.
[05:17] Natsuhiko
A bass voice! This can't be happening!
[05:22] Sakura
It looks like I turned into a man.
[05:24] Tsukasa
Wow.
SIGN Summer Monster
[05:27] Sakura
So this Wonder Item
changes the sex of its target.
[05:30] Tsukasa
Sorry about that.
[05:32] Natsuhiko
What a disaster.
[05:33] Natsuhiko
I can't stand to see you reduced to this!
[05:37] Sakura
Oh, well. I can get by just as well
as a man or a woman.
[05:41] Natsuhiko
Huh?!
[05:41] Tsukasa
Really? Then are you gonna stay a guy forever?
[05:45] Natsuhiko
No!
[05:46] Natsuhiko
I... I can't get by like this!
[05:50] Sakura
Keep it down, Natsuhiko.
[05:52] Sakura
By the way,
[05:53] Sakura
can I borrow your uniform?
[05:55] Natsuhiko
Huh?
[06:00] Sakura
I suppose I'll have to make do
with this for today.
[06:02] Natsuhiko
Talk about handsome!
[06:05] Natsuhiko
If the girls in our class
get one look at her...
[06:07] Natsuhiko
"Glistening youthful sweat!"
[06:09] Natsuhiko
"Oh, I wish I could be his towel!"
[06:12] Natsuhiko
"He's kind of a bad boy, but I can fix him!"
[06:15] Natsuhiko
"The allure of maturity!"
[06:17] Natsuhiko
"Can I ask you for relationship
advice tonight?"
[06:20] Natsuhiko
I haven't got a prayer!
[06:22] Natsuhiko
She's hotter than me, plain and simple!
[06:25] Sakura
Yes, yes.
[06:27] Natsuhiko
Damn it! This is serious!
[06:30] Natsuhiko
I need to turn her back into
her beautiful self ASAP.
[06:34] Natsuhiko
Shrimp!
[06:36] Tsukasa
Yeah?
[06:37] Natsuhiko
Turn her back to normal right now.
[06:40] Natsuhiko
I know you can do it.
[06:43] Tsukasa
Hmm...
[06:44] Tsukasa
I could cut it off, I guess.
SIGN SNIP
SIGN "Cut what?"
I didn't dare to ask.
-by Natsuhiko
[06:49] Sakura
Natsuhiko, does my sex mean that much to you?
[06:53] Natsuhiko
Huh?
[06:54] Sakura
I wouldn't care if you were
a woman or a water flea.
[07:00] Natsuhiko
Miss, do you mean...
[07:02] Natsuhiko
you love me no matter what?
SIGN BA-DUMP
[07:07] Natsuhiko
Miss, you've opened my eyes.
[07:12] Natsuhiko
It doesn't matter what you are.
[07:14] Natsuhiko
You'll always be my fair lady!
[07:17] Natsuhiko
If you become a man,
[07:19] Natsuhiko
then I'll...
[07:21] Natsuhiko
become a woman!
[07:23] Natsuhiko
Hold me, Miss—
[07:28] Natsuhiko
Your love... hits hard.
[07:32] Tsukasa
You want to turn into a girl?
SIGN SNIP
[07:33] Natsuhiko
N-No!
[07:35] Tsukasa
Leave it to me.
[07:37] Natsuhiko
Miss, help!
[07:40] Natsuhiko
No! I said, no!
[07:42] Mitsuba
Huh? What's this thing?
[07:43] Natsuhiko
Stop! Stop it!
SIGN Summer Monster
[07:53] Natsuhiko
Oh, no!
[07:55] Natsuhiko
Mitsuba-chan turned into a girl!
[07:57] Mitsuba
Huh? What?
[07:59] Natsuhiko
Wait, did he?
[08:01] Tsukasa
He didn't change much.
[08:03] Sakura
No, he didn't.
[08:04] Mitsuba
What are you talking about?
[08:06] Natsuhiko
Hey, maybe they'll all change back
if we hit them with that ray again.
SIGN Summer Monster
[08:11] Tsukasa
Come on! Up and at 'em!
[08:16] Mitsuba
Seriously, what's going on?
SIGN Summer Monster
SIGN Illustration: Asakawa Haruka & Morita Misuzu
7 - After-school Mokke / After-school Café
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SIGN After-school Hanako-kun
[00:02] Hanako
Here we go.
SIGN After-school Mokke
SIGN After-school Mokke
[00:17] MC Apparition
It's that time again!
3:00 at night, every Thursday!
[00:19] MC Apparition
In this special broadcast,
[00:21] MC Apparition
we'll uncover the life and secrets
of today's hottest apparition: the mokke!
[00:25] MC Apparition
It's time for After-school Mokke!
[00:28] MC Apparition
And of course, we have a mokke here
to join us in the studio!
[00:31] Audience Member A
Mokke-san!
[00:32] Mokke
Yup.
[00:32] Audience Member B
I love you!
[00:34] MC Apparition
How's life treating you?
[00:35] MC Apparition
Been eating much candy?
[00:38] Mokke
Some.
[00:39] Tsuchigomori
Huh?
[00:39] Audience Member A
Mokke-san!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN He's taken over
a disused night-
duty room.
[00:42] Yako
Here I am, you gloomy spider!
Show me some hospitality!
SIGN Fox Fire
SIGN Shredded Squid
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Yako
Wants to drink
at home (?)
[00:45] Yako
What are you watching?
[00:46] MC Apparition
First up, "Top-secret Mokke," the segment
where we uncover the mokke's secrets!
[00:48] Tsuchigomori
Nothing. Just this bizarre show.
SIGN Top-secret Mokke
[00:51] MC Apparition
Now, what mystery will we explore today?!
SIGN Horror
[00:52] Mokke
There.
SIGN Candy
Horror
Old age
Prospects
Romance
A day in the life
[00:54] MC Apparition
We have our answer: a day in the life!
[00:56] MC Apparition
Get ready to discover
the mokke's daily schedule!
[00:59] Tsuchigomori
They're mokke. Do they even have schedules?
[01:02] Yako
Of course not.
[01:03] Mokke
Hap-py! Hap-py!
[01:05] Yako
This is about all you can expect.
SIGN Candy
SIGN Sleep
SIGN Host online seminar
SIGN Wine-and-dine
SIGN Sauna
SIGN Theft
SIGN Work out
SIGN Remote conference
SIGN Candy
SIGN Talk about
ambitious.
[01:10] Tsuchigomori; Yako
Talk about ambitious.
[01:11] Hanako
Yoo-hoo! Let's have some fun!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Gets bored without
students around
[01:13] Hanako
Hm? What are you watching?
[01:15] Tsuchigomori
I have no idea.
[01:16] Hanako
Huh?
[01:17] Tsuchigomori
No, really. I can't explain it.
[01:19] Yako
What are we watching?
[01:21] MC Apparition
Here comes a delightful recipe!
[01:23] MC Apparition
It's "Cooking Mokke"!
SIGN Cooking Mokke
[01:26] MC Apparition
Today, we're making mokke juice!
SIGN Appliances
Ingredients
SIGN A mixer
Milk (as needed)
Spice (a pinch)
Grapes (1 bunch)
Apple (1/2)
Pear (1/2)
[01:30] Hanako
Hm? What's this?
SIGN Mokke (1)
[01:33] Mokke A; B
Yay! Yay!
[01:34] Mokke A; B
Heave-ho!
[01:39] Mokke A; B
All done.
[01:40] Tsuchigomori
I'm turning this thing off.
[01:41] Hanako
Wait, Tsuchigomori!
[01:43] Hanako
I want to see a little more!
[01:44] MC Apparition
Amazing!
[01:45] MC Apparition
You won't believe these deals,
only for viewers like you!
[01:48] Hanako
Look! It's starting!
SIGN Mokke-san Shopping
[01:49] MC Apparition
Time for the latest "Mokke-san Shopping"!
[01:52] MC Apparition
Do you always want a mokke with you?
[01:56] MC Apparition
Want to feel their weight?
[01:58] MC Apparition
We have just the thing to grant your wish!
[02:01] MC Apparition
This mokke hat is all the rage with the kids!
SIGN Mokke Hat
Base price (tax and shipping not included)
[02:05] MC Apparition
It normally goes for 10,000 yen,
[02:07] MC Apparition
but now it, and two stickers, can be yours...
[02:09] MC Apparition
for just 50,000!
[02:10] Audience
What a steal!
[02:11] Tsuchigomori; Yako
The price went up?!
[02:12] Tsuchigomori
It's a mail-order scam.
[02:14] Yako
No one would want that junk.
[02:16] Hanako
I need it!
[02:19] Tsuchigomori
Number Seven-sama?!
[02:20] Yako
You must be joking.
[02:21] Tsuchigomori
No, Number Seven-sama.
[02:23] Tsuchigomori
You don't even have any money, do you?
[02:25] Hanako
Aww!
[02:26] MC Apparition
Introducing our trade-in plan!
[02:28] MC Apparition
We'll take antiques off your hands!
[02:30] Hanako
Hello? I was just watching your show.
[02:33] Hanako
Yes, a trade-in.
[02:36] Hanako
I have an old pipe that—
[02:38] Tsuchigomori
Number Seven-sama!
[02:39] Hanako
But I want it.
[02:43] Hanako
That hat's all the rage with the kids.
[02:45] Tsuchigomori
Listen to me, Number Seven-sama.
[02:47] Tsuchigomori
Selling things that don't
belong to you is wrong.
[02:50] Tsuchigomori
And 50,000 yen is a lot of money.
[02:53] Tsuchigomori
Try to think before you act.
[02:56] Tsuchigomori
Is that hat really worth the price?
[03:00] Tsuchigomori
Don't let yourself get
swept up in the moment.
[03:03] Tsuchigomori
If you let shady TV shows take you for a ride,
you'll have to live with the consequences.
[03:09] Tsuchigomori
Do you understand?
[03:11] Hanako
I get it!
[03:13] Yako
I'm sure it's just another mokke prank.
[03:15] Yako
No one would be fool enough to fall for it.
[03:18] Hanako
That was a great hat, though.
[03:21] Tsuchigomori
Are you still hung up on that?
[03:23] Nene
Morning, Hanako-kun! Tsuchigomori-sensei!
[03:26] Tsuchigomori
Hi.
[03:27] Hanako-kun
Morning, Yashiro.
[03:28] Hanako
Listen! Yesterday—
[03:31] Nene
What's wrong?
[03:32] Hanako
Yashiro, your hat...
[03:34] Nene
Oh, this? I ordered it from a TV show!
[03:38] Nene
Isn't it cute?
[03:39] Hanako
I wish I had one!
[03:40] Nene
Wait. When did I buy this, again?
[03:46] MC Apparition
It's that time again!
SIGN After-school Mokke
[03:47] MC Apparition
It's time for After-school Mokke!
[03:51] MC Apparition
And of course we have a mo...
[03:53] MC Apparition
First up, "Top-secret Mokke,"
the segment... ke's secrets!
[03:58] MC Apparition
...ful recipe!
[04:00] MC Apparition
Hug a mokke at Kamome Academy!
SIGN After-school Café
[04:15] Hanako
This is the border between
this life and the next,
[04:19] Hanako
the place where wandering souls find peace.
[04:22] Hanako
Welcome...
[04:23] Hanako
to Café Hanako.
[04:24] Kou
Uh...
[04:26] Nene
What are you doing, Hanako-kun?
[04:28] Hanako
Well, you see,
SIGN Owner
SIGN Touring the Boundaries of Brazil
[04:30] Hanako
the owner left on a long vacation
and asked me to look after the place.
[04:36] Kou
Wow.
[04:36] Hanako
I invited you both here so that you
could be my very first customers.
[04:41] Nene
I never knew Boundaries had cafés.
[04:44] Nene
I like the retro look.
[04:45] Kou
Can you really run a business?
[04:47] Hanako
Of course!
[04:48] Hanako
Mokke, you're up!
[04:49] Mokke A; B
Yeah!
[04:50] Hanako
Service!
[04:51] Mokke
Sit.
[04:52] Kou
Hey!
[04:52] Hanako
Drinks!
SIGN Toilet Mixed Juice
[04:53] Mokke
Drink!
[04:54] Hanako
And advertising!
SIGN Letter of Misfortune
[04:56] Mokke
Read.
SIGN Letter of Misfortune
Give the letter to at least 10 people
and come to Café Hanako, or die.
[04:56] Kou
This place is doomed.
[04:58] Hanako
Well? Perfect, right?
[05:00] Kou
Are you nuts?
[05:00] Nene
It's a disaster.
[05:02] Nene
Oh, you're hopeless.
[05:05] Nene
We'll lend you a hand.
[05:06] Hanako
You're totally into this.
[05:07] Nene
I always wanted to give it a try!
[05:10] Nene
Please have a seat.
[05:12] Nene
How was that?
[05:13] Kou
So cute.
[05:14] Hanako
I like the frills.
[05:16] Hanako
But will we actually get any customers?
[05:21] Kou
Someone's here!
[05:22] Tsuchigomori
Hey. How's it going?
[05:24] Hanako
Oh, Tsuchigomori!
[05:25] Nene
What brings you here?
[05:26] Tsuchigomori
The owner is an old friend of mine.
[05:29] Tsuchigomori
I heard Number Seven-sama
agreed to run the café,
[05:32] Tsuchigomori
so I came to see if he was doing it justice,
SIGN Worry 3
SIGN Worry 2
SIGN Worry 1
[05:37] Tsuchigomori
but my worries have only multiplied.
[05:39] Hanako
What do you mean?
[05:40] Nene
Sensei, you're our first customer!
[05:42] Kou
Take it easy, Spider-dude!
[05:44] Tsuchigomori
Don't call a customer "Spider-dude."
[05:49] Tsuchigomori
Well, now.
[05:50] Tsuchigomori
This is shaping up better than I expected.
[05:54] Tsuchigomori
I'll have a cof—
[05:55] Hanako
Sir.
[05:56] Tsuchigomori
Huh?
[05:56] Hanako
You look exhausted.
[05:59] Hanako
As if you might start weeping
any time, just like this sky.
[06:04] Tsuchigomori
What's gotten into you?
[06:05] Tsuchigomori
Did you hit your head?
[06:06] Hanako
Shh!
[06:08] Hanako
I'm listening to the voices
of the coffee beans.
[06:12] Nene
Is that how Hanako-kun
thinks café owners act?
[06:15] Tsuchigomori
Forget the voice of the beans
and listen to your customer's order.
[06:19] Tsuchigomori
I'd like a coffee.
[06:20] Hanako
What? A...
[06:22] Kou
...coffee?
SIGN WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER
SIGN WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER
[06:25] Tsuchigomori
What?
SIGN WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER
SIGN WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER
[06:26] Tsuchigomori
What? It's the simplest possible order!
[06:30] Hanako
Huh? Oh, nothing.
[06:33] Hanako
Right, Yashiro?
[06:34] Nene
O-Of course. Nothing at all.
[06:36] Nene
Right, Kou-kun?
[06:37] Kou
Don't sweat it!
[06:38] Tsuchigomori
Are you sure you can handle this?
SIGN Regular Coffee
Tastes Like This Sky
[06:41] Nene
Thank you for waiting!
[06:43] Tsuchigomori
All that whispering got me worried,
but this doesn't...
[06:50] Tsuchigomori
Blech! Are you trying to poison me?!
[06:52] Tsuchigomori
What the hell did you brew?!
[06:54] Hanako; Nene; Kou
Huh?!
[06:55] Nene
I didn't do anything weird.
I used coffee beans and everything.
[06:59] Kou
I brewed it. The color didn't look right,
so it might be my fault.
[07:04] Hanako
Oh, is that why?
[07:06] Hanako
It looked too light,
so I added some black stuff.
SIGN Extreme
SIGN INK
[07:09] Tsuchigomori
It's your fault!
[07:11] Tsuchigomori
Good grief!
[07:12] Hanako
What are you doing?!
[07:13] Tsuchigomori
Telling the owner to close the café
while he's gone, obviously.
[07:17] Hanako; Nene; Kou
Aww!
[07:18] Nene
It's over already?
[07:20] Kou
Well, I guess that's life.
[07:22] Hanako
Wait!
[07:24] Tsuchigomori
What did you hang up for?
[07:26] Hanako
Why? Well, um...
[07:31] Hanako
I mean... I want to run a café with everyone.
[07:37] Yako
So,
[07:37] Yako
you ended up babysitting the lot of them.
[07:41] Tsuchigomori
That's right.
[07:42] Yako
How stupid can you be?
[07:44] Tsuchigomori
Can it!
[07:45] Tsuchigomori
Hurry up and order.
[07:47] Yako
You couldn't be a bigger softy if you tried.
[07:49] Hanako
Thank you so much.
[07:56] Hanako
I wish we could just...
[07:58] Hanako
keep having fun like this.
[08:02] Hanako
Forever.
[08:04] Nene
Huh? Did you say something?
[08:06] Hanako
Nope. Not a thing.
[08:08] Nene
Then... Here!
[08:10] Nene
Give me a hand!
[08:16] Hanako
You got it!
SIGN Illustration: Komura Yukari
Special effects: Tada Saki
8 - The Ghost Hotel
Source: Crunchyroll
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SIGN After-school Hanako-kun
[00:02] Hanako
Here we go.
SIGN The Ghost Hotel
[00:23] Aoi
Hey, have you heard
[00:24] Aoi
about a mysterious hotel
deep in a mazelike forest?
[00:29] Aoi
The people who built it weren't human.
[00:35] Aoi
Neither are the staff or the guests
[00:38] Aoi
at the Ghost Hotel.
[00:45] Nene
Excuse me.
[00:48] Nene
Is anyone home?
[00:54] Hanako
Welcome to the Ghost Hotel!
[00:57] Nene
Who are you?
[00:59] Hanako
I'm the manager.
I assume you'd like a room for one?
[01:03] Nene
N-No... I just suddenly
found myself in this forest,
[01:08] Nene
and I can't remember anything before that.
[01:11] Hanako
Don't worry. That happens to everyone.
[01:14] Nene
Really? Everyone?
[01:16] Hanako
Now, please relax, unwind...
[01:17] Nene
I told you, I—
[01:19] Hanako
...and enjoy the hotel.
[01:22] Nene
No way...
[01:23] Nene
Excuse me!
[01:24] Nene
Is it okay if I ask you something?
[01:26] Tsuchigomori
Go right ahead.
What seems to be the trouble?
[01:29] Tsuchigomori
Would you like local sightseeing advice?
[01:31] Tsuchigomori
Or perhaps someone's room number?
[01:33] Nene
No. Actually...
[01:35] Nene
Could you tell me where we are?
[01:37] Tsuchigomori
You lost your memory?!
[01:40] Nene
Not all of it, but I feel like
I'm forgetting something important.
[01:45] Tsuchigomori
You'll have to recover
your memories on your own.
[01:49] Tsuchigomori
Stay here in the meantime.
[01:51] Akane
Okay, okay.
[01:52] Akane
Checking in, right?
[01:54] Nene
A devil?
[01:55] Akane
Sign here!
[01:57] Nene
E-Excuse me?
[01:59] Akane
Nothing to be afraid of—
just some routine paperwork. Come on.
[02:02] Nene
"Contract: The signatory shall obey
the contract holder unconditionally
[02:06] Nene
and secure the good will of
the party in room no. 41 for—"
[02:09] Akane
Oh, don't worry about the fine print!
Just sign it alre—
[02:12] Tsuchigomori
Knock it off.
[02:14] Tsuchigomori
My apologies.
[02:16] Tsuchigomori
Still, this isn't such a bad place.
[02:19] Tsuchigomori
Why don't you take a look around
while we get your room ready?
[02:23] Nene
Okay...
[02:25] Nene
It couldn't hurt to stay one night, right?
[02:30] Nene
No one's here?
[02:36] Mitsuba
Hey, you.
[02:37] Nene
A m-mummy?!
[02:38] Mitsuba
Please, hide me in your room! I'm on the run!
[02:42] Nene
On the run? From who?
[02:44] Mitsuba
Our psycho sadist of a chef!
SIGN GRRR
[02:46] Mitsuba
That nutjob tried to eat me!
[02:49] Nene
E-Eat you?
[02:51] Mitsuba
Well, I can't really blame him.
I'm just too cute to resist.
[02:56] Kou
Hey!
[02:57] Kou
Where'd you go?!
[02:59] Nene
Excuse me?!
[03:00] Mitsuba
You'd better steer clear of him
when there's a full moon!
[03:04] Mitsuba
He'll make your arm bones into soup!
[03:07] Kou
Miss.
[03:08] Kou
Sorry. I didn't mean to startle you.
[03:12] Kou
I'm looking for a mummy.
[03:13] Nene
U-Um...
[03:15] Kou
That jackass ruined my best ingredients!
[03:20] Kou
Sorry. I guess that's not your problem.
[03:23] Nene
Huh?
[03:24] Nene
He doesn't seem as scary
as I was led to believe.
[03:28] Nene
So, what were those
special ingredients, anyway?
[03:31] Kou
Oh, they were hu—
[03:32] Nene
"Hu"?
[03:33] Kou
Wait, I haven't got time for this!
[03:35] Kou
Excuse me! I've gotta go!
[03:41] Nene
What was all that about?
[03:42] Tsukasa
Hey.
[03:43] Nene
Huh?
[03:46] Tsukasa
This way. I'm over here.
[03:48] Tsukasa
Wah!
[03:50] Nene
You're see-through!
[03:52] Tsukasa
Oh, hey! I totally am!
[03:53] Nene
A g-ghost?
[03:55] Tsukasa
Come on. Let's play a game.
[03:57] Nene
I d-don't have time for games right now.
[03:59] Nene
I mean, I don't even know where we are.
[04:03] Tsukasa
Oh, yeah?
[04:04] Tsukasa
Maybe I should tell you this hotel's secret.
[04:08] Nene
What secret?
[04:09] Tsukasa
You wanna know?
[04:10] Nene
Y-Yes!
[04:12] Nene
Anyone can see how weird this place is!
[04:15] Tsukasa
The truth is, this hotel...
[04:21] Tsukasa
See you! Bye-bye!
[04:23] Nene
Jeez! What's his problem?!
[04:26] Natsuhiko
I've been looking for you.
[04:27] Nene
Who is it this time?!
[04:29] Natsuhiko
As a bellboy, showing guests
to their rooms is my job.
[04:34] Nene
Oh, wow! He's hot!
[04:36] Nene
Thank you so much!
[04:38] Natsuhiko
You're a cutie.
[04:40] Nene
Huh?!
[04:41] Natsuhiko
No need to act so nervous.
[04:44] Natsuhiko
You do look so lovely
I could just gobble you up,
[04:48] Natsuhiko
but I've set my heart on someone else.
[04:51] Nene
Huh?
[04:52] Natsuhiko
One day,
[04:55] Natsuhiko
I'll go to the coast with her.
[04:58] Natsuhiko
She says she's never seen the ocean.
[05:02] Sakura
It's beautiful, Natsuhiko.
[05:05] Sakura
So this is the ocean.
[05:09] Sakura
I'm glad we made it here.
[05:13] Natsuhiko
For now, though, she's sleeping in room 309.
[05:18] Natsuhiko
It's been a few centuries now.
[05:20] Nene
A few centuries?!
[05:21] Natsuhiko
I know, right? What a sleepyhead.
[05:23] Nene
So, um, how did you end up working here?
[05:29] Natsuhiko
How? Well...
[05:31] Natsuhiko
You see, uh...
[05:33] Natsuhiko
Huh? Isn't it obvious?
[05:36] Natsuhiko
I mean, I'm going to the coast with...
[05:40] Natsuhiko
H-Huh?
[05:41] Nene
Um, hello?
[05:42] Natsuhiko
I've been looking for you.
[05:44] Natsuhiko
As a bellboy, showing guests
to their rooms is my job.
[05:49] Natsuhiko
You're a cutie.
[05:51] Nene
Jeez! What's wrong with this hotel?!
[05:53] Nene
Everyone here is a weirdo!
[05:58] Mokke A
Hey.
[05:59] Nene
Who is it now?!
[06:00] Mokke A
Your room's ready.
[06:02] Mokke B
Take your key.
[06:04] Nene
You came just to bring it to me?
[06:06] Nene
Thank you!
[06:08] Mokke C
Take it easy.
[06:10] Nene
I've just about had it.
[06:12] Nene
This must be it.
[06:16] Nene
Where's the light?
[06:17] Nene
I can't see anything!
[06:23] Teru
What?
[06:24] Nene
I... I was just looking for my room!
[06:27] Teru
Oh, a guest?
[06:30] Teru
Sorry if I startled you.
[06:32] Teru
This isn't your room.
[06:34] Nene
What?! But they gave me the key to it.
[06:37] Teru
They must have gotten mixed up.
[06:39] Teru
Honestly. I'm going to file a complaint.
[06:42] Nene
Now that I get a good look
at him, he's smoking hot!
[06:45] Nene
What should I do?!
[06:46] Nene
Could this chance meeting maybe
lead to something more?!
[06:52] Teru
They say they'll bring you
another key right away.
[06:54] Nene
U-Um... What brings you to this hotel?
[06:58] Teru
I'm looking for my little brother.
I heard I'd find him here.
[07:03] Teru
I'm sorry about what happened to you,
[07:05] Teru
but try to think of this as fate.
[07:09] Nene
Huh...
[07:14] Nene
"Fate"?
[07:15] Nene
What is it? What did I come here for?
[07:21] Nene
Something tells me I really have to remember.
[07:26] Aoi
Excuse me.
[07:31] Nene
You're...!
[07:33] Aoi
Good evening.
[07:34] Aoi
Would you care for some herbal tea?
[07:40] Aoi
Here. It'll help you relax.
[07:44] Nene
It smells amazing.
[07:46] Nene
My stress is melting away.
[07:49] Nene
And something about this feels familiar.
[07:57] Nene
That's right! I...
[08:23] Nene
Aoi?
[08:24] Aoi
Yes, Nene-chan. It's good to see you again.
[08:28] Nene
Of course.
[08:30] Nene
I'm already...
[08:33] Aoi
It'll be all right.
[08:35] Aoi
Rest well.
[08:45] Hanako
Hi, there. Are you awake now?
[08:48] Nene
Manager?
[08:49] Hanako
What did you think of my hotel?
[08:53] Hanako
Did you have fun?
[08:54] Nene
Well, it's fu...
[08:56] Hanako
"Fu"?
[08:57] Nene
It's full of weirdos!
There isn't a normal person here!
[08:59] Nene
I almost got tricked into
signing a weird contract!
[09:01] Natsuhiko
Amore!
[09:02] Nene
A weird hot guy kept
talking about his girlfriend!
[09:04] Nene
A weird ghost boy played pranks on me!
[09:07] Nene
It's the worst!
[09:08] Hanako
What?!
[09:09] Hanako
B-But look!
[09:10] Hanako
Your room has a great view of the cemetery,
[09:13] Hanako
we have regular rapping-sound concerts,
SIGN The Baths of Hell
[09:16] Hanako
and our cuisine is made from
the very freshest corpse fle—
[09:19] Nene
That's what I mean by weird!
[09:21] Mokke
Don't sweat it.
[09:21] Mokke
Buck up.
SIGN There, there...
[09:23] Nene
Still, though,
[09:24] Nene
I did like how lively this place is.
[09:27] Mokke A
Extend your stay.
[09:29] Mokke B
Stay as long as you want.
[09:31] Nene
Yes, I think I will.
[09:33] Hanako
Once again,
[09:34] Hanako
welcome to the Ghost Hotel!
[09:38] Hanako
Somewhere beyond a dark forest
lies this mysterious hotel.
[09:43] Hanako
Maybe it will appear in your path next.
SIGN Illustration: Higami Aya