8 - Picking Fights, Pensively Reunite

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[00:01] Chizuko
    Date Chizuko here.
[00:03] Chizuko
    I would have never hoped to become
    accustomed to sharing a home with evil,
[00:08] Chizuko
    but now...
SIGN    Parent-Teacher Meeting
[00:16] Chizuko
    The inevitable ordeal is finally upon us.
[00:20] Chizuko
    N-No! Help me, Grandpa!
[00:26] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Chrome-san, thanks for taking
    care of the home while I'm out.
[00:32] Chrome
    I have been tasked with holding down the fort,
    and thus, I shall to the best of my abilities.
[00:36] Chrome
    Fear not, Date Chizuko.
[00:42] Chizuko
    I can't.
[00:44] Chizuko
    There's no way.
[00:46] Chrome
    Show confidence and you will prevail.
[00:49] Chrome
    Tell them that I'm an uncle or nephew.
[00:51] Chizuko
    Nephew?
[00:54] Chizuko
    I want to go home.
[00:56] Chrome
    You seem rather displeased.
[00:59] Chrome
    Is there a problem?
[01:01] Chizuko
    Pardon me.
[01:09] Sensei
    Please have a seat.
[01:11] Chrome; Chizuko
    He's intense!
[01:13] Sensei
    Are you a member of her family?
[01:16] Chrome
    Total stranger.
[01:17] Chizuko
    He buckled at the speed of light!
[01:20] Chizuko
    S-Sensei, he's, er...
[01:23] Sensei
    Apologies.
[01:24] Sensei
    I felt the need to test you.
[01:27] Sensei
    I've heard much about you.
[01:30] Chrome
    What?
[01:31] Sensei
    Fossa Magna Leader Chrome.
[01:34] Sensei
    What you would call an evil
    mastermind. Is that right?
[01:37] Chrome
    Whoa, this guy's super nice!
[01:40] Chrome
    Date Chizuko, this man...
[01:42] Chizuko
    Shh! Pipe down!
[01:44] Chizuko
    And no pointing!
[01:45] Sensei
    I haven't introduced myself.
[01:48] Sensei
    Nishi Middle School mathematics instructor,
[01:51] Sensei
    homeroom teacher of Class 2-A,
    Yogo Masamune, 37 years old.
[01:55] Sensei
    I was once married into the Date family.
[01:58] Chrome
    Huh?
[02:00] Sensei
    I am the father of Date Chizuko-san there.
[02:04] Sensei
    Formerly, albeit.
SIGN    Berry Blossom 
    is sooo cool!!
SIGN    HOOOOOONK
SIGN    Struck Oil
SIGN    She's eating crab...
SIGN    Coo Coo
SIGN    Phew
SIGN    I made hayashi rice!!
SIGN    You're eating it?!
SIGN    #8 "Picking Fights, Pensively Reunite"
[03:41] Chrome
    "Father"? What?!
[03:44] Chrome
    Is this true?
[03:45] Sensei
    It is.
[03:47] Sensei
    That aside, let us begin the meeting.
[03:51] Chrome; Chizuko
    This is awkward.
[03:54] Chrome
    Is this even the right time
    for a teacher meeting?
[03:57] Chrome
    How do I even talk to him?
[03:58] Chizuko
    I don't know!
[04:00] Chizuko
    I didn't know my teacher was my dad,
    either, until the last meeting.
[04:06] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Hey, it's Masamune-kun!
[04:08] (Flashback) Grandpa
    He's your dad!
[04:13] Chizuko
    I saw him every day not
    knowing anything about that.
[04:18] Chrome
    How did this turn into
    a low-key horror story?
[04:20] Chizuko
    I was little when my parents got
    divorced, so I don't remember anything.
[04:26] Chizuko
    Now he says he's my dad...
    How do I even react to that?
[04:31] Sensei
    Chizuko-san.
[04:32] Chizuko
    Yes, sir!
[04:33] Sensei
    I trust that you aren't doing
    anything to cause trouble.
[04:38] Chizuko
    I am not!
[04:39] Chizuko
    I joined an evil organization, but...
[04:41] Chizuko
    I'm an upstanding citizen!
[04:43] Chizuko
    Although I do get involved in villainy...
[04:47] Sensei
    Are you sure?
[04:49] Chizuko
    Yes!
[04:50] Chizuko
    This is terrifying.
[04:51] Chizuko
    I can't get a read on his emotions
    even though we're family.
[04:54] Sensei
    Mlem.
[04:55] Chizuko
    I feel like he's going to attack
    me with a giant triangle ruler.
[04:59] Chrome
    She is, by no means, causing trouble.
[05:01] Chrome
    Chizuko-san is an asset to our organization,
[05:04] Chrome
    serving well to elevate
    the heroes of justice.
[05:10] Chizuko
    You idiot! You spilled everything!
[05:13] Chrome
    I was trying to emphasize the positives.
[05:15] Chizuko
    Thanks, but no thanks!
[05:18] Chizuko
    Sensei, I'm sorry!
[05:21] Sensei
    I envy you...
[05:23] Chizuko
    What?!
[05:24] Sensei
    My apologies. I lost my composure.
[05:27] Sensei
    I seem to have become nervous
    seeing the person I admire.
[05:32] Sensei
    Chrome-san...
[05:33] Chrome
    Eh? Me?
[05:36] Sensei
    Yes.
[05:37] Sensei
    I've always been prone
    to becoming too heated.
[05:40] Sensei
    That led me to lose everything.
    I was at rock-bottom.
[05:44] Sensei
    That's when I saw a segment on the local
    news station: an odd video of a conflict.
[05:50] Chrome
    Magical girl, summer
    insect flying into fire!
[05:53] Chrome
    I will now...
[05:56] Chrome
    I was in the middle of talking!
[05:59] Sensei
    An evil mastermind and a hero of justice...
[06:03] Sensei
    I was rooting for you,
    living vicariously through you.
[06:07] Chrome
    Father...
[06:11] Sensei
    I'm rather tactless and prone
    to getting myself into trouble.
[06:14] Sensei
    But I see myself in you.
[06:17] Chrome
    Father...
[06:19] Chizuko
    Now you've gone and made things messy.
[06:21] Sensei
    I was worried that Chizuko-san
    may have been a burden on you.
[06:25] Sensei
    I see my fears were unfounded.
[06:29] Chrome
    He's complicated, but he
    doesn't seem that scary.
[06:33] Chrome
    Although he doesn't look much like you.
[06:35] Chizuko
    Y-You think so?
[06:37] Chizuko
    Yeah, I do think I look more like my mom.
[06:41] Sensei
    Um...
[06:43] Sensei
    May I ask for a photo?
[06:45] Chizuko
    So indifferent!
[06:47] Chrome
    I wouldn't mind.
[06:49] Sensei
    Of course, I only intend to enjoy it myself.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 53 0 53
SIGN    Evil Mastermind Cheer Squad Account
SIGN    I don't get to watch live, but it's always
     so uplifting to see.
SIGN    Another fantastic defeat.
SIGN    He receives beautifully.
SIGN    I'm rooting for you.
[06:52] Sensei
    I will not post it on social media.
[06:55] Chizuko
    This guy's serious!
[06:56] Chrome
    Well, er... a photo, huh?
[07:01] Sensei
    Who knows what one plus one is?
[07:03] Sensei
    Me!
[07:06] Chizuko
    I can't stand this hype.
[07:09] Chrome
    Say, Date Chizuko...
[07:11] Chrome
    You do kinda look like him.
[07:13] Chizuko
    Yeah...
[07:14] Chizuko
    I guess I do.
[07:17] Grandpa
    Hey! I'm home!
[07:22] Grandpa
    Man, the nationals are a steep wall to climb.
[07:26] Grandpa
    We still don't have enough go power.
SIGN    Victory
SIGN    Victory
SIGN    Amateur Go Hokuriku Preliminaries
SIGN    Victory
[07:35] (Flashback) Woman
    I'm defeated.
[07:36] (Flashback) Man
    I'm defeated.
[07:37] (Flashback) Grandpa
    I'm defeated.
[07:44] Grandpa
    Also, there was a parent-teacher
    meeting while I was out of town, huh?
[07:48] Grandpa
    I never knew.
[07:50] Grandpa
    Thanks for taking care of it, Chrome-san.
[07:53] Chrome
    Not at all.
[07:54] Chrome
    I got to learn about yet
    another side of Date Chizuko.
[07:58] Chizuko
    Listen...
[08:00] Chizuko
    We may be members of the
    same evil organization,
[08:02] Chizuko
    but please don't pry into my private life.
[08:04] Chrome
    It's rather late for that.
[08:06] Chrome
    These snacks are good.
[08:08] Chrome
    I request one more.
[08:10] Grandpa
    Oh, come to think of it,
    this was in the mail.
[08:13] Grandpa
    It's for you.
[08:17] Chrome
    Oho, it's finally arrived.
[08:22] Chizuko
    Chrome, what's this card for?
[08:26] Chrome
    Date Chizuko, that item is critical for you,
[08:30] Chrome
    as my general, to be able to use magic.
[08:34] Chrome
    This card holds within it your daily
    magic power availability, and...
[08:38] Chrome
    And stuff!
[08:39] Chrome
    With a quick glance, you will know
    everything you need to know.
[08:43] Chizuko
    Don't laugh like I didn't notice that.
[08:45] Chizuko
    That was so hand-wavey.
[08:47] Chrome
    I have an app to manage all of it for me.
[08:50] Chrome
    But your smartphone is old
    and without 5G support.
[08:55] Chrome
    Too bad for you.
[08:58] Chizuko
    Jerk.
[09:00] Shop
    Do you have a loyalty card?
[09:03] Chizuko
    Yes.
[09:04] Chizuko
    Oh, wr-wrong one.
[09:07] Shop
    Sure.
[09:08] Chizuko
    Man...
[09:10] Shop
    Thank you very much.
[09:17] Chizuko
    Sheesh.
[09:18] Chizuko
    I embarrassed myself because
    of that weird card.
SIGN    Berry Blossom Keychains
[09:22] Chizuko
    Wait...
[09:23] Chizuko
    This is the second secret?!
[09:26] Chizuko
    That's so stupid!
[09:29] Chizuko
    Wh-What's wrong?
[09:33] Chizuko
    She's adorable.
[09:35] Kokoa
    I, um...
[09:37] Kokoa
    I lost my phone and wallet
    and then got lost.
[09:41] Chizuko
    Uh-oh, that's not good.
[09:44] Chizuko
    You can have my phone card.
[09:47] Kokoa
    Phone card?
[09:48] Chizuko
    You can use it to make
    calls on public phones.
[09:51] Chizuko
    My mom had me carry it just in case.
[09:55] Chizuko
    I hope it helps you.
[10:00] Kokoa
    Thank you, Onee-sama!
[10:04] Chizuko
    Kids these days are scary.
[10:08] Kokoa
    I appreciate it.
[10:10] Kokoa
    I'll try calling home.
[10:12] Chizuko
    Take care.
[10:13] Kokoa
    I will.
[10:22] Chizuko
    She's way too easy. Right, Tsuki?
[10:25] Tsuki
    Indeed, Kokoa-sama.
[10:29] Chizuko
    Huh? I don't have my card.
[10:32] Chizuko
    Chrome, what exactly is
    that card useful for—
[10:42] Chrome
    Blast!
[10:44] Chrome
    I let her get me.
[10:46] Chrome
    This little child!
[10:48] Chizuko
    It's her!
[10:50] Chrome
    How?
[10:51] Kokoa
    You're too late.
[10:52] Kokoa
    Nishi Middle School Class 2-A and
    Fossa Magna General Dante...
[10:59] Kokoa
    Date Chizuko-san.
[11:02] Chizuko
    Is she another assassin
    sent in from headquarters?
[11:13] Chizuko
    Who are you?
[11:14] Chizuko
    Why are you here?
[11:17] Kokoa
    You ought to be more careful, Chizuko-san.
[11:20] Chrome
    She must have swiped your card and
    stolen your identity and address.
[11:24] Chizuko
    So this girl isn't affiliated
    with Fossa Magna?
[11:28] Kokoa
    My name is Kokoa.
[11:31] Kokoa
    I expect you to remember my name.
[11:33] Kokoa
    These are quite exquisite, are they not?
[11:36] Kokoa
    I've never tasted such commoner food before.
[11:40] Chizuko
    Those were in the living room upstairs.
[11:43] Chizuko
    She's definitely got a
    habit of taking things.
[11:46] Kokoa
    I've always been curious about the mysterious
    power spreading through Naniga City.
[11:51] Kokoa
    Who might be using it?
[11:56] Kokoa
    And I come to find out...
[11:57] Kokoa
    It's this lousy excuse for a man!
[12:02] Chizuko
    I can't even tell her she's wrong.
[12:05] Kokoa
    This is unbearable.
[12:07] Kokoa
    I'm taking over this base now.
[12:12] Chizuko
    Crap, crap, crap!
[12:13] Chizuko
    This girl might be a better fit for
    the evil mastermind job than you!
[12:16] Chrome
    Please stop her, Date Chizuko.
[12:19] Kokoa
    You're quick to understand,
    Chizuko-san. Very good.
[12:23] Kokoa
    Well, then, for starters,
    we'll crush Berry Blossom.
[12:27] Chizuko
    Not happening.
[12:29] Chizuko
    I'm not exactly here to
    defeat Berry Blossom.
[12:37] Kokoa
    That makes no sense!
[12:39] Kokoa
    I'll have to ask the two
    of you to leave, then.
[12:49] Chizuko
    Date Chizuko... Be careful.
[12:51] Chizuko
    That card...
[12:54] Kokoa
    Not only does it have your name and address,
[12:56] Kokoa
    but I can even use it to change
    the owner of the magic power.
[12:58] Chizuko
    You shouldn't have put
    all that under one card!
[13:01] Kokoa
    With this power...
[13:04] Kokoa
    You don't even have magic power!
    I can snuff you out with ease!
[13:08] Chrome
    Precisely.
[13:11] Chrome
    That's why it's out of the question for those
    with power to attack those without.
[13:19] Chrome
    And as you've now acquired power, I will
    have no reservations about retaliating.
[13:30] Chizuko
    It isn't necessary anymore.
[13:32] Chizuko
    Right?
[13:37] Chizuko
    Right?
[13:42] Kokoa
    I'll get you someday!
[13:44] Kokoa
    The next time I see you, you're dead meat!
[13:48] Kokoa
    Right, Tsuki?
[13:50] Tsuki
    Are you finished?
[13:51] Kokoa
    Where were you all this time?
[13:54] Tsuki
    I found some fun goodies
    in the storage room inside.
[13:57] Tsuki
    I found a raccoon-dog trap.
[14:00] Kokoa
    I hate all of you!
[14:07] Tsuki
    Wait, please, Kokoa-sama!
[14:13] Chizuko
    I'm impressed, though.
[14:14] Chizuko
    You managed to be imposing
    enough to make a girl cry.
[14:17] Chizuko
    Not bad, mastermind.
[14:19] Chrome
    She was lucky.
SIGN    This Month's Remaining
     Magic Power
[14:22] Chrome
    Had she taken my attack...
[14:29] Grandpa
    Welcome home.
[14:33] Grandpa
    Oh, my.
[14:34] Grandpa
    The snacks are all gone.
SIGN    Thank you
[14:37] Grandpa
    Oh? What's this?
[14:40] Announcer
    Good morning.
[14:42] Announcer
    This is NNTV: Naniga City,
    Naniga Prefecture TV.
[14:45] Announcer
    We'd like to deliver some more
    useful information for local life.
SIGN    Good Job!! Local Hero Police Dog Goes 
    All Over to Find Lost Cats?!
SIGN    Partial Road Use Restrictions For Geological Surveys
SIGN    Local Gourmet! "Tama" Has the Perfect Broth
SIGN    A Blue Discovery: Tsuchinoko Found in the River?
[14:52] Announcer
    In our first segment, a police dog that
    travels all over to find lost cats.
[14:59] Chrome
    Dante, my trusty general...
[15:00] Chrome
    What say you to this scheme?
[15:03] Chrome
    We circumvent the limit of one pack of eggs
    per customer by going together to buy two packs.
[15:07] Chizuko
    In case you aren't aware...
[15:09] Chizuko
    That's not evil. It's something
    anyone with a brain does.
[15:16] Tsuki
    Kokoa-sama.
[15:18] Kokoa
    It's you.
[15:20] Chrome
    What has you in tears, little girl?
[15:22] Chrome
    Pray tell, where has your vigor gone?
[15:28] Chizuko
    Hey! No bullying!
[15:30] Kokoa
    N-None of your business!
[15:32] Kokoa
    Right, Tsuki?
[15:34] Tsuki
    Indeed, Kokoa-sama.
[15:36] Tsuki
    They have nothing to do with your having
    lost your favorite stuffed animal.
[15:39] Kokoa
    Tsuki!
[15:40] Tsuki
    But you can't sleep without it!
[15:42] Kokoa
    Tsuki!
[15:43] Kokoa
    You spilled everything!
[15:45] Chrome
    What a child.
[15:49] Chizuko
    I said stop it.
[15:51] Chizuko
    It's important to you, isn't it?
[15:56] Kokoa
    It is.
[15:58] Kokoa
    But it isn't!
[16:01] Chrome
    Are you being witty?
[16:02] Tsuki
    You mean your father, correct?
[16:06] Tsuki
    My employer...
[16:08] Tsuki
    Rather, Kokoa-sama's father, is busy
    with work and can rarely return home.
[16:14] Tsuki
    The stuffed animal was given
    to her by her father.
[16:18] Tsuki
    Kokoa-sama is quite devastated.
[16:24] Chrome
    Little girl, could that be it?
[16:30] Chrome
    Hold it!
[16:34] Chrome
    You damn puppy!
[16:36] Chrome
    No one gets to be more devious than I!
[16:41] Chrome
    What?
[16:43] Chizuko
    Weak!
[16:47] Chizuko
    How are we going to fit in there?
[16:49] Tsuki
    A moment, please. I will...
[16:52] Kokoa
    I-It's fine!
[16:54] Kokoa
    I'll abandon it!
[16:58] Chrome
    Kuma Kaijin!
[17:01] Chrome
    Remove those lids there!
[17:11] Kokoa
    W-Wait! That's mine!
[17:19] Chrome
    You'd do better to have this
    than not, wouldn't you?
[17:22] Chrome
    Don't let go of it.
[17:24] Chrome
    Here. Your jellyfish.
[17:27] Kokoa
    It isn't a jellyfish!
[17:29] Kokoa
    It's a kunyage!
[17:31] Chrome
    Ah, I see. Cat ears.
[17:34] Kokoa
    D-Don't expect me to thank you.
[17:37] Chrome
    Odd. Why would I?
[17:39] Chrome
    I merely committed an act of evil.
[17:44] Kokoa
    We may meet again someday...
[17:47] Kokoa
    Mister Mastermind.
[17:49] Chrome
    Yes.
[17:51] Chizuko
    Chrome...
[17:52] Chizuko
    He went out of his way to do her a favor.
[17:56] Chizuko
    Otherwise, he wouldn't do something this
    bad and call it one of his "evil deeds."
[18:01] Chrome
    Are they gone?
[18:03] Chrome
    They're gone!
[18:04] Chizuko
    Yeah.
[18:05] Chrome
    We absolutely shouldn't leave these here!
[18:07] Chrome
    We must fix it quick!
[18:08] Chrome
    "Gutter hurry!" Get it?
[18:09] Chizuko
    Now he's fixing it himself.
[18:09] Chrome
    Gotta hurry!
[18:10] Chrome
    But there are so many!
[18:11] Chizuko
    Oh, well. Guess I'll help him.
[18:12] Chrome
    Hurry!
[18:13] Chrome
    Date Chizuko!
[18:14] Chizuko
    Whoa, heavy.
SIGN    Berry Blossom
     Handshake Event
SIGN    Free
SIGN    See you there
[18:21] Chizuko
    What's that?
[18:24] Chrome
    I-Is this...
SIGN    Nikoniko Nishi Park
[18:34] Chizuko
    It's pretty crowded.
[18:36] Chizuko
    I thought I'd be the only one coming.
[18:41] Chizuko
    How could an event be so godly?!
[18:45] (Flashback) Chizuko
    This is one of those things
    no one ends up going to!
[18:48] (Flashback) Chizuko
    We have to go help build a crowd!
[18:51] (Flashback) Chrome
    I don't think I'm the right person to ask.
[18:54] (Flashback) Chrome
    I will not go.
SIGN    Berry Blossom 
    Handshake Event
[19:01] Chizuko
    Chrome never came, but that might actually
[19:03] Chizuko
    keep things from getting out of control.
SIGN    Pen lights
[19:10] Mashirou
    Dante, is that you?
[19:13] Chizuko
    Mashirou-san.
[19:14] Chizuko
    I'd like a pen light.
[19:18] Mashirou
    Huh? Uh, right.
[19:20] Chizuko
    Why did you decide to do this event, anyway?
[19:23] Mashirou
    Well, see, to be honest...
[19:26] Mashirou
    It's all about my ego.
[19:29] Mashirou
    I just wanted to say to Berry,
[19:31] Mashirou
    "Look at all these people
    who are cheering for you."
[19:35] Chizuko
    Mashirou-san...
[19:36] Mashirou
    Actually...
[19:38] Mashirou
    I haven't been able to tell
    her about this event yet.
[19:43] Chizuko
    That's pretty bad!
[19:45] Mashirou
    I told her to transform and
    come to Nishi Park, but...
[19:49] Noichigo
    Mashirou!
[19:50] Noichigo
    What is all this?!
[19:53] Chizuko
    B-B-Berry Blossom!
[19:55] Noichigo
    I have no idea what's going on.
[19:58] Man
    It's the evil organization!
[19:59] Girl
    Mom, Kuma Kaijins! They're so cute!
[20:02] Chizuko
    Chrome?!
[20:04] Chizuko
    Why are you here?
[20:06] Chrome
    Hm.
[20:07] Chrome
    So this is the venue.
[20:09] Noichigo
    Chrome?!
[20:11] Noichigo
    Handshakes?!
[20:13] Chizuko
    I'm sorry.
[20:14] Chizuko
    I'm sorry for confusing you.
[20:16] Chizuko
    Mashirou-san, explain, please!
[20:19] Chizuko
    He crashed trying to process all the data!
[20:22] Chrome
    I'm told it's a handshake event.
[20:28] Chrome
    Then may I ask for a handshake?
[20:41] Chizuko
    Wristlock?!
[20:43] Chrome
    It hurts! It hurts!
[20:45] Sensei
    Chrome-san...
[20:46] Sensei
    I knew you would come.
[20:48] Chrome
    My wrist!
[20:48] Sensei
    Seeing you that way gives
    me so much strength.
[20:53] Kokoa
    What lowly entertainment.
[20:54] Chrome
    I can't!
[20:56] Tsuki
    You seem satisfied.
[20:58] Chrome
    No more!
[21:00] Chrome
    Ow, ow, ow! No! No, no, no!
[21:04] Girl
    That looks painful.
[21:05] Chrome
    I give! I give!
[21:06] Chrome
    It's breaking! Seriously!
    It's going to break!
[21:09] Chrome
    Aren't you a hero of justice?!
[21:13] Chizuko
    Chrome, why did you come?
[21:16] Chrome
    Date Chizuko...
[21:18] Chrome
    You invited me for the sake
    of your ego, did you not?
[21:22] Chizuko
    That's right! My ego!
[21:24] Chizuko
    I didn't want to see Berry sad
    if no one showed up to the event.
[21:29] Chizuko
    Problem?
[21:35] Chrome
    Good.
[21:39] Chrome
    I like such selfish thinking.
[21:43] Chizuko
    Chrome...
[21:44] Chrome
    Though...
[21:46] Chrome
    It's unfortunate that you didn't
    get a chance to shake her hand.
[21:50] Chrome
    Don't dismay.
[21:52] Chrome
    Shall I shake your hand?
[21:54] Chizuko
    Forget it!
[21:58] Chizuko
    I'm going home.
SIGN    #9 "Wannabe Hip Evil"
SIGN    Episode 9: "Wannabe Hip Evil."