7 - Mashima-kun and Kurozane-kun

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SIGN    A little while ago...
[00:06] Chrome
    Your luck has run out this day, magical girl!
[00:10] Noichigo
    That's my line, Fossa Magna!
[00:12] Chrome; Noichigo
    Not that we've really fought much yet.
[00:20] Mashirou
    Good, good...
[00:21] Mashirou
    Get him, Berry Blossom!
SIGN    Who the hell are you?!
SIGN    No one said you could be on our turf.
SIGN    You aren't from around here, are you?
SIGN    Meow!
[00:30] Mashirou
    Wh-What?
[00:32] Mashirou
    I'm not here to cause trouble.
SIGN    Get 'im! Hiss!
[00:37] Noichigo
    Yay!
[00:38] Noichigo
    I won, Mashirou!
[00:42] Noichigo
    Mashirou!
[00:44] Noichigo
    What awful bumps! What happened to you?
SIGN    What a wimp.
[00:48] Chrome
    Got beat up by some stray cats, I see.
[00:52] Chrome
    Mashirou, was it?
[00:53] Chrome
    You aren't very impressive
    for a magical girl's aide.
[00:57] Mashirou
    Wanna say that again?!
[01:00] Mashirou
    That bastard... He thinks
    he can mess with me!
[01:03] Noichigo
    Calm down, Mashirou. You need to rest.
[01:06] Mashirou
    Damn it, stupid Chrome...
[01:11] Mashirou
    But it's true that I'm powerless right now.
[01:14] Mashirou
    If all else fails...
[01:18] Mashirou
    I'll have to bait him!
SIGN    You again!
SIGN    You never learn, do you?
[01:22] Mashirou
    There you are, you lousy cats.
[01:24] Mashirou
    You're about to be domesticated.
SIGN    Hrrrrm...
[01:29] Mashirou
    Well, eat up.
SIGN    Hmm...
SIGN    I still don't trust you!
[01:34] Mashirou
    Stop! It hurts!
[01:42] Mashirou
    Are you kidding me?!
[01:45] Mashirou
    You! Call for help! Get someone!
[01:49] Mashirou
    Damn it, everyone's useless.
[01:52] Mashirou
    Shoot! I'm sinking!
[01:54] Mashirou
    I'm getting old.
[01:56] Mashirou
    Since when was I the type to rescue kittens?
[02:05] Sensei
    Okay, I'll return your exams now.
[02:08] Sensei
    You did it again, Mashima.
[02:10] Mashirou
    Yup.
SIGN    Berry Blossom 
    is sooo cool!!
SIGN    HOOOOOONK
SIGN    Struck Oil
SIGN    She's eating crab...
SIGN    Coo Coo
SIGN    Phew
SIGN    I made hayashi rice!!
SIGN    You're eating it?!
[03:44] Guy A
    Nice, Mashima!
[03:46] Guy B
    Ma-kun's incredible.
[03:48] Sensei
    Mashima's the only one who got
    full marks in science and math.
[03:51] Sensei
    I'm proud of you.
[03:52] Mashirou
    What did you expect?
SIGN    #7 "Mashima-kun and Kurozane-kun"
[03:55] Mashirou
    Some of you are probably
    thinking, "Who is this kid?"
[03:58] Mashirou
    Just remember my name.
[04:01] Mashirou
    That's right, my name is Mashima...
[04:01] Sensei
    Kurozane!
[04:03] Sensei
    Full marks in Japanese and
    English! Impressive as always!
[04:07] Chrome
    Yes.
[04:09] Guy A
    Holy crap, Chrome...
[04:10] Mashirou
    I don't like it.
[04:11] Guy B
    He's a weirdo, but he knows his stuff.
[04:12] Mashirou
    He does better and gets
    more attention than me!
[04:14] Girl A
    He's kinda mysterious, right?
[04:16] Mashirou
    I hate his guts!
[04:19] Mashirou
    I'm the one who stands at
    the peak of everything!
[04:21] Mashirou
    In fact, it was my dream as a kid
    to become an evil mastermind.
[04:26] Mashirou
    No, never mind that.
[04:28] Mashirou
    I'm no kid anymore.
[04:29] Mashirou
    In any case...
[04:31] Mashirou
    Kurozane Chrome!
[04:36] Mashirou
    Yo, dude. You're not hot shit just because
    you got 100% on Japanese and English.
[04:41] Chrome
    Huh?
[04:41] Chrome
    Where did that come from?
[04:44] Chrome
    You're...
[04:46] Chrome
    who, again?
[04:47] Mashirou
    You don't remember me?!
    We're in the same class!
[04:53] Chrome
    I can't help it.
[04:54] Chrome
    I'm too busy working toward my
    goal to remember such things.
[04:58] Mashirou
    Wha?
[04:59] Chrome
    I must become an evil mastermind.
[05:04] Chrome
    I cannot waste a single moment!
[05:06] Mashirou
    Evil mastermind?
[05:08] Mashirou
    Why is he thinking the same thing I used to?
[05:13] (Flashback) Mashirou
    You sound interested.
[05:16] (Flashback) Mashirou
    Why don't I make you one of my hench—
[05:18] (Flashback) Chrome
    I refuse.
[05:20] (Flashback) Chrome
    I won't become your subordinate.
[05:24] Mashirou
    Right, he's that kid.
[05:26] Mashirou
    All the better.
[05:28] Mashirou
    Your luck just ran out, kid!
[05:32] Mashirou
    Begin the public execution!
[05:36] Chrome
    Hey, what is this?
[05:39] Mashirou
    I'm going to expose your dark
    history to the rest of the class.
[05:44] Mashirou
    I want to watch your social death!
[05:48] Mashirou
    Hey, you guys.
[05:49] Mashirou
    Have you heard of a venture
    firm called Omizo Technica?
[05:54] Girl
    Sure.
[05:55] Girl
    What about them?
[05:57] Mashirou
    That's right, OMT is a beacon of hope
    for the Hokuriku Shinetsu region.
[06:01] Mashirou
    They're a booming business.
[06:03] Mashirou
    But Chrome here thinks they're
    an evil organization!
[06:10] Mashirou
    Get this!
[06:12] Mashirou
    This kid's dream is to work at Omizo
    Technica and become an evil mastermind!
[06:28] Mashirou
    Take that!
[06:30] Chrome
    Hey, how did you know where I plan to work?
[06:37] Chrome
    I see!
[06:39] Chrome
    You're the one who showed me the
    way when we were young children!
[06:43] Chrome
    You're the boy who wants to
    become an evil mastermind!
[06:46] Mashirou
    Huh?
[06:47] Girl
    So you're both aiming for that?
[06:49] Mashirou
    N-No!
[06:49] Guy
    Which means...
[06:51] Mashirou
    This isn't how I wanted this to go!
[06:52] Guy
    Wait, "evil mastermind"?
[06:58] Guy
    G-Good luck, Mashima.
[07:04] Mashirou
    How could this be?!
[07:06] Mashirou
    Social death has fallen upon me!
[07:09] Chrome
    So Mashima's your name!
[07:12] Chrome
    I'll keep that in mind, comrade!
[07:22] Chrome
    A surprise attack.
[07:24] Chrome
    Sinister indeed!
[07:26] Mashirou
    I'll wreck you!
[07:27] Mashirou
    I don't care if I have to go
    down the same route to do it.
[07:30] Mashirou
    I'm going to absolutely wreck you!
[07:36] Chrome
    This is it. The Omizo
    Technica job interview.
[07:40] Chrome
    What a coincidence that our interviews
    would fall on the same day.
[07:43] Mashirou
    Yeah, sure.
[07:46] Mashirou
    You fool.
[07:47] Mashirou
    I picked today so that I can
    make sure you get buried!
[07:50] Chrome
    We should pick up the pace.
[07:53] Mashirou
    Yeah, sounds like we won't have time
[07:56] Mashirou
    to be helping grannies carry stuff
    or saving drowning kittens.
[08:01] Chrome
    You're so devious, Mashima!
[08:03] Chrome
    Not that we're very likely to come across...
[08:05] Chrome
    ...that?!
[08:11] Mashirou
    A salaryman?!
[08:12] Mashirou
    Why does he look like he's napping?!
[08:15] Chrome
    You, sir!
[08:17] Chrome
    You're being washed away!
[08:22] Chrome
    What carefree abandon!
[08:23] Chrome
    He's going to end up in the Sea
    of Japan and be eaten by sharks!
[08:29] Chrome
    That's it!
[08:32] Bear
    Bear!
[08:35] Chrome
    Good.
[08:36] Chrome
    Now, go!
[08:40] Chrome
    Grab that man!
[08:43] Mashirou
    What are you doing?!
[08:46] Chrome
    I'm helping someone in need, as you can see.
[08:48] Mashirou
    No, no, no!
[08:50] Mashirou
    You just summoned some weird thing!
[08:52] Mashirou
    What the hell was that?!
[08:53] Chrome
    Huh? You can, too, can't you?
[08:55] Chrome
    We used to summon things for
    fun when we were little.
[08:58] Mashirou
    I can't, and I wouldn't, moron!
[09:00] Bear
    Bear!
[09:03] Chrome
    Looks like he's out!
[09:09] Mashirou
    What's going on with him?
[09:16] Chrome
    Well done.
[09:18] Bear
    Bear...
[09:21] Mashirou
    Hey, are you all right?
[09:29] Baryu
    What?! Huh?!
[09:30] Baryu
    What is that?!
[09:31] Mashirou
    I have no idea, either.
[09:37] Baryu
    Sorry for the trouble.
[09:39] Baryu
    You two look like you were in a hurry.
[09:42] Mashirou; Chrome
    The interview!
[09:47] Baryu
    You mean for Omizo Technica?
[09:49] Baryu
    That's perfect, then.
[09:56] Baryu
    I'm Omizo Technica's CEO and
    president, Omizo Baryu.
[10:02] Baryu
    Nice to meet you.
[10:05] Mashirou
    He's the president?
[10:07] Mashirou
    Why was he in the river?
[10:09] Baryu
    First things first.
[10:10] Baryu
    You got me out of a bind.
[10:13] Chrome
    Yes, Mashima and I, together.
[10:16] Chrome
    We can promise quick-thinking, flexible
    action when we join the company.
[10:20] Mashirou
    He's so quick to conform.
[10:23] Baryu
    So why do you want to work here?
[10:27] Chrome
    I'd like to become an evil mastermind.
[10:29] Mashirou
    Dude!
[10:32] Baryu
    Evil mastermind, eh?
[10:34] Chrome
    You do, too, don't you, Mashima?
[10:36] Mashirou
    I'm not part of this!
[10:38] Baryu
    Is that true?
[10:39] Mashirou
    No, I mean...
[10:41] Staff
    Sir, it's almost time.
[10:43] Baryu
    Ah, all right.
[10:44] Baryu
    Well, that's it for our interview.
[10:47] Mashirou
    I'm screwed!
[10:49] Mashirou
    Or so I thought...
SIGN    Half a year later
SIGN    First Business Startup Project
[10:55] Mashirou
    But for whatever reason, I got
    an informal employment offer.
[10:58] Mashirou
    Now, just watch me climb the
    ranks in the blink of an eye!
[11:03] Hugh
    Hey, you're here early.
[11:05] Mashirou
    Oh, Senpai. Good morning.
[11:07] Hugh
    You guys sure are considerate.
[11:12] Mashirou
    I'm not letting this kid one-up me!
[11:16] Chrome
    Hello? Ah, yes, right.
[11:18] Hugh
    Got it? I'm counting on you.
[11:20] Sanjo
    Now for our next story.
[11:21] Sanjo
    A celebration event was held for
    the completion of the renewal
[11:23] Chrome
    Mashima, there's something
    I want to ask you.
[11:26] Mashirou
    Huh?
[11:26] Sanjo
    of our very own NNTV main building,
    which began last year.
[11:27] Chrome
    I'm not sure diligent work is the
    way to become evil masterminds.
[11:31] Mashirou
    You just realized?
[11:33] Mashirou
    This is no evil organization.
[11:35] Mashirou
    We're working for a respected
    company. You should be happy.
[11:39] Chrome
    You were so devoted to the dream!
[11:41] Chrome
    Mashima!
[11:42] Mashirou
    I'm not like you, you brat.
[11:46] Baryu
    Hey, good work, you two.
[11:49] Chrome
    President Omizo.
[11:51] Baryu
    Oh?
[11:52] Baryu
    Aren't you guys having curry?
[11:54] Baryu
    Our company's specialty
    is authentic Indian curry.
SIGN    Authentic Indian Curry
[11:58] Mashirou
    Did they really need to hire
    an Indian elephant to work?
[12:01] Chrome
    Apologies. I don't handle spices well.
[12:04] Baryu
    All good. No worries.
[12:07] Baryu
    You're an honest man, though,
    aren't you, Chrome-kun?
[12:12] Staff
    Oh, no! The Indian elephant is on a rampage!
[12:16] Baryu
    Oh, dear!
[12:17] Chrome
    Mashima! The elephant is
    headed for the president!
[12:20] Mashirou
    You stop the elephant!
[12:22] Mashirou
    Look out, Boss!
[12:25] Chrome
    Stop, elephant!
[12:30] Bear
    Bear.
[12:31] Guy
    He stopped it!
[12:32] Woman
    It's so cute!
[12:34] Woman 2
    That was awesome.
[12:35] Baryu
    Man, thanks for the help.
[12:37] Baryu
    You're just as adaptable as you promised
    you'd be at the interview, Chrome-kun.
[12:46] Chrome
    Interview? I'm not sure
    what you're talking about.
[12:50] Mashirou
    You don't remember?!
[12:55] Chrome
    Morning, Mashima!
[12:56] Chrome
    The sun is shining! Let's make this a good day!
[13:04] Mashirou
    What is this place?
[13:07] Baryu
    Welcome to our secret department.
[13:12] Chrome
    Fossa...
[13:13] Mashirou
    ...Magna?
[13:15] Chrome; Mashirou
    S-Sounds like a legit evil organization!
[13:18] Baryu
    You two are especially loyal to me.
[13:21] Baryu
    Going forward, I expect great things
    from you two on this side, as well.
[13:28] Researcher
    Hello, sir.
[13:30] Baryu
    Hey there.
[13:31] Baryu
    That mission yesterday was a great success.
[13:33] Researcher
    Yes, Operation ISS.
[13:35] Researcher
    Indian elephant Storming the See-e-o.
[13:40] Baryu
    We need to learn more about his powers.
[13:46] Chrome
    Whee! Whee!
[13:49] Chrome
    It's a celebration!
[13:51] Mashirou
    Chill out! You're embarrassing us!
[13:54] Chrome
    I can't chill out!
[13:55] Chrome
    You were absolutely right that day!
[13:57] Chrome
    There really was an evil organization!
[14:00] Mashirou
    Forget it!
[14:01] Mashirou
    Let me down! Let me down!
[14:07] Baryu
    I'll grant the two of you mysterious powers.
[14:11] Mashirou
    What's this card for?
[14:13] Baryu
    Try putting it on your foreheads.
SIGN    Tentative Agreement
[14:20] Baryu
    We developed it in-house.
[14:22] Baryu
    Its effect is only temporary, though.
[14:25] Mashirou
    Why give us this, though?
[14:29] Baryu
    I figured it's time to choose...
[14:33] Baryu
    the chief mastermind of Fossa Magna.
[14:35] Chrome
    Yay!
[14:36] Baryu
    But there can only be one.
[14:39] Baryu
    You two will be fighting for
    the position of mastermind.
[14:43] Chrome
    I'll do it!
[14:45] Chrome
    The two of us came this far
    to become evil masterminds!
[14:49] Chrome
    Right?
[14:50] Mashirou
    Not right!
[14:51] Mashirou
    You're the only one who's aiming for that.
[14:54] Baryu
    I like your spirit!
[14:57] Baryu
    Well, then...
[15:03] Baryu
    The winner of a game of beach
    flags will become the mastermind!
[15:07] Mashirou
    Why are we doing this?
[15:11] Chrome
    Well, I don't think we have a choice.
[15:14] Mashirou
    You seem pretty pumped about this.
[15:17] Mashirou
    Of course he is.
[15:19] Mashirou
    He's been talking about
    it since we were kids.
[15:23] Mashirou
    I never thought this day
    would actually come.
[15:30] Baryu
    All right, on your marks...
[15:33] Mashirou
    It isn't over yet.
[15:36] Mashirou
    I'm not giving up the win that easily!
[15:39] Baryu
    Ready?
[15:41] Baryu
    Set...
[15:44] Baryu
    Go!
[15:49] Mashirou
    The first one to take the flag...
[15:52] Chrome
    ...becomes the mastermind!
[15:53] Mashirou
    By the way...
[15:54] Mashirou
    This beach is freaking huge!
[16:06] Chrome
    I can't find it...
[16:08] Chrome
    Anywhere.
[16:13] Mashirou
    Finding the flag isn't the
    point of beach flags!
[16:18] Bear
    Bear.
[16:19] Chrome
    Walking will get me nowhere.
[16:21] Mashirou
    That's so cheap!
[16:27] Mashirou
    Now what?
[16:31] Mashirou
    Can I use this?
[16:33] Mashirou
    Make it easier to find!
[16:58] Mashirou
    There you are!
[17:02] Chrome
    I see.
[17:03] Chrome
    Good thinking, Mashima.
[17:06] Mashirou
    It's mine!
[17:10] Mashirou
    I found it first!
[17:12] Mashirou
    Chrome's going down!
[17:15] Mashirou
    I'm not letting him have it!
[17:17] Mashirou
    This one is...
[17:18] Mashirou
    Mine!
[17:34] Chrome
    Look out!
[17:44] Chrome
    Are you all right?
[17:48] Baryu
    We have a winner, it seems.
[17:57] Baryu
    The winner is Kurozane Chrome.
[17:59] Baryu
    Congratulations.
SIGN    Congratulations
[18:06] Mashirou
    It's over.
[18:11] Mashirou
    Chrome's becoming the mastermind at last.
SIGN    Ye Be the Mastermind
[18:16] Baryu
    Hm? What's the matter, Chrome-kun?
[18:20] Chrome
    I took the flag not to win
    but to protect Mashima.
[18:27] Chrome
    It was a commendable action.
[18:30] Chrome
    But what of it was evil?
[18:33] Chrome
    It's frankly absurd.
[18:35] Mashirou
    What are you...
[18:37] Chrome
    I've yet to prove myself worthy
    of becoming an evil mastermind.
[18:41] Chrome
    Please allow me to forfeit, Mashima.
[18:48] Chrome
    You're more worthy of becoming
    the evil mastermind.
[18:54] Mashirou
    You won the challenge! What the
    hell are you talking about?!
[18:57] Mashirou
    Don't be ridiculous, asshole!
[19:01] Baryu
    Gotcha.
[19:03] Baryu
    It's his own decision.
[19:06] Baryu
    In that case, you're the mastermind.
[19:11] Mashirou
    Dude...
[19:12] Mashirou
    You moron...
[19:14] Mashirou
    What do you think I worked so hard for?
[19:18] Baryu
    Well, I'll void your card, then.
[19:19] Mashirou
    Come on... Are you listening to me?
[19:24] Mashirou
    You want me to pick up
    something you just threw away?
[19:28] Mashirou
    This is crap!
[19:31] Mashirou
    I won't stand for this.
[19:32] Mashirou
    I won't stand for this!
[19:34] Mashirou
    Are you telling me I lost to someone
    so quick to let go of his aspirations?!
[19:50] Mashirou
    Chrome!
[20:04] Chrome
    Mashima...
[20:17] Mashirou
    Did I do that?
[20:18] Baryu
    That's right.
[20:19] Baryu
    You must have become
    agitated and lost control.
[20:23] Baryu
    What a tragic incident.
[20:25] Baryu
    Just as I was hoping to
    work alongside you, too.
[20:29] Baryu
    It's a pity.
[20:31] Mashirou
    What does that—
[20:36] Mashirou
    Wh-What the?
[20:39] Mashirou
    What just...
[20:43] Baryu
    That card has a mechanism
    that penalizes its user
[20:49] Baryu
    when they hurt someone without powers.
[20:58] Baryu
    Wait...
[21:01] Baryu
    Well, whatever.
[21:02] Baryu
    Rescue team.
[21:10] Chrome
    I... What...
[21:12] Baryu
    You're awake.
[21:15] Chrome
    Wh-What about Mashirou?
[21:18] Baryu
    I don't know how to tell you...
[21:20] Baryu
    He's become something completely
    different after that accident.
[21:25] Chrome
    It's fine.
[21:27] Chrome
    I don't want to hear it.
[21:28] Baryu
    Sure, sure.
[21:29] Baryu
    Mashima-kun's gone now.
[21:32] Baryu
    You're gonna be the mastermind after all.
[21:36] Baryu
    We got some good data today, though.
[21:39] Baryu
    Looks like this power is
    affected by emotions.
[21:42] Baryu
    Fascinating indeed.
[21:48] Baryu
    He isn't hearing me.
[21:53] Chrome
    Mashima...
[22:05] Mashirou
    Damn it...
[22:08] Mashirou
    Can I still use this card?
[22:15] Mashirou
    I'm not giving up like this.
SIGN    Signature
[22:18] Mashirou
    Not a chance!
[22:23] Noichigo
    Mashirou!
[22:24] Noichigo
    Mashirou! Mashirou!
[22:28] Noichigo
    Thank goodness.
[22:29] Mashirou
    Can't breathe...
[22:30] Noichigo
    The kitten's safe, too.
[22:33] Noichigo
    See?
SIGN    Thanks for saving my grandkid, son.
SIGN    Thanks.
SIGN    Chief...
SIGN    Come on, you, too.
SIGN    Th-Thank you.
[22:43] Mashirou
    I don't get it at all.
[22:46] Noichigo
    I think they're thanking you.
[22:48] Noichigo
    Please don't get yourself hurt, though.
[22:50] Mashirou
    I can't help it.
[22:52] Mashirou
    I took up a job as the companion
    to a hero of justice.
[22:56] Mashirou
    What's up with that weird string, anyway?
[22:59] Noichigo
    Oh, right.
[23:00] Noichigo
    I came here to give this to you.
[23:08] Mashirou
    I'm no house cat.
[23:11] Noichigo
    You might get caught up in trouble less
    often if you make it clear you aren't a stray.
[23:14] Mashirou
    That's not the...
[23:16] Mashirou
    Whatever.
[23:18] Mashirou
    I hope you keep that oblivious part of you.
[23:27] Noichigo
    Wait up, Mashirou!
[23:30] Mashirou
    This string is soaking wet.
SIGN    #8 "Picking Fights, Pensively Reunite"
[23:35] Shizuko
    Episode 8: "Picking Fights, Pensively Reunite."