5 - Ominous Unknowns Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:15] Noichigo     It's snowing so hard. [00:20] Noichigo     I've been helping with stuff all afternoon. [00:30] (Flashback) Noichigo     It's a jizo statue. [00:32] (Flashback) Noichigo     You must be cold under all that snow. SIGN    Boof [00:38] (Flashback) Mashirou     I'm no jizo statue! [00:40] (Flashback) Noichigo     The jizo statue talked! [00:45] (Flashback) Mashirou     I said I'm not a statue! [00:47] Mashirou     Jeez, she's such a klutz. [00:50] Mashirou     Welp, I guess she's gonna     run away from me, too. [00:53] Mashirou     Just like everyone else. [00:55] (Flashback) Guy     It talked! [00:56] (Flashback) Girl     Ew, creepy cat! [00:58] (Flashback) Woman     Help! It's a dangerous creature! [01:06] (Flashback) Noichigo     You're so cold. [01:08] Mashirou     What, she's not gonna run? [01:21] (Flashback) Noichigo     Are you okay with milk? [01:22] (Flashback) Mashirou     Huh? Yeah. [01:23] (Flashback) Noichigo     Extra rich. SIGN    Extra Rich [01:24] (Flashback) ---     Okay... [01:25] (Flashback) Mashirou     I'm surprised you're willing to take me in. [01:28] (Flashback) Mashirou     I'm clearly suspicious. [01:31] (Flashback) Noichigo     I guess. Well, it's a habit. [01:34] (Flashback) Noichigo     I've always had a hard time     ignoring people in need. [01:38] (Flashback) Noichigo     I know. I'm insufferable. [01:41] (Flashback) Mashirou     So you're a do-gooder. [01:45] (Flashback) Mashirou     Anyway... [01:46] (Flashback) Mashirou     Thanks for helping me, miss. [01:48] (Flashback) Mashirou     This may not be the best time to ask... [01:52] (Flashback) Mashirou     But would you be willing     to become a magical girl? [01:56] (Flashback) Noichigo     A m-magical girl? [01:58] (Flashback) Mashirou     An evil organization is     on its way to this town. [02:02] (Flashback) Mashirou     I want you to fight it. [02:04] (Flashback) Noichigo     Wait, but how do you know that? [02:08] (Flashback) Mashirou     Just my precognition powers. [02:09] (Flashback) Noichigo     Really? Wow! [02:11] (Flashback) Noichigo     I can't, though. [02:13] (Flashback) Noichigo     I'm not cut out for such a big job. [02:16] (Flashback) Mashirou     You don't have to. SIGN    Sulk [02:18] (Flashback) Mashirou     It's just a request. [02:20] (Flashback) Mashirou     It just means that I'll be a     teensy bit inconvenienced. SIGN    Teensy [02:24] (Flashback) Noichigo     Okay, I'll do it! [02:27] (Flashback) Mashirou     Oh, you will? Thank you! [02:30] (Flashback) Mashirou     In that case... [02:39] (Flashback) Mashirou     From now on, you're a hero of justice. [02:46] (Flashback) Mashirou     I think this'll be perfect for     your insufferable personality. [02:50] (Flashback) Noichigo     But my shoulders and legs are     showing. It's embarrassing. [02:54] (Flashback) Noichigo     And the frills are so frilly. [02:56] (Flashback) Mashirou     Oh, also... SIGN    Fu fu fu [02:57] (Flashback) Mashirou     You get a wand, too. [02:59] (Flashback) Noichigo     That's a level up! [03:00] (Flashback) Mashirou     I'm Mashirou. I look forward     to working with you. [03:05] (Flashback) Noichigo     Um... I'm Noichigo Kaju. [03:07] (Flashback) Noichigo     Nice to meet you, Mashirou. SIGN    Happy Happy Shopping District [03:18] (Flashback) Noichigo     Wanna have milk when we     get home? Your favorite. [03:21] (Flashback) Mashirou     Yeah. [03:22] (Flashback) Noichigo     Extra rich! [03:23] Mashirou     I never said anything     about liking it, though. [03:32] (Flashback) Chrome     Suffer inconvenience! [03:34] (Flashback) Chrome     Suffer inconvenience! SIGN    Sus... [03:36] Chrome     Suffer inconvenience! Suffer     inconvenience! Suffer inconvenience! [03:40] (Flashback) Mashirou     Chrome? [03:42] (Flashback) Mashirou     It's him! He's the mastermind! [03:44] (Flashback) Mashirou     Of the evil organization Fossa Magna! [03:47] (Flashback) Mashirou     Hurry! Transform, quick! [03:50] (Flashback) Noichigo     B-But I'm not ready! [03:59] (Flashback) Mashirou     Not bad. [04:00] (Flashback) Noichigo     Stop right there! [04:02] (Flashback) Noichigo     Fossa Magna! [04:04] (Flashback) Mashirou     And who are you? [04:08] (Flashback) Noichigo     Wh-Who am I? Um... [04:11] Noichigo     Noichigo Kaju... [04:12] Noichigo     is my real name, so... [04:14] Noichigo     My name... I'm... [04:16] (Flashback) Noichigo     A hero of justice. [04:18] (Flashback) Noichigo     I'm a hero of justice. [04:22] (Flashback) Noichigo     My name is tentatively Berry Blossom! SIGN    Berry Blossom     is sooo cool!! SIGN    HOOOOOONK SIGN    Struck Oil SIGN    She's eating crab... SIGN    Coo Coo SIGN    Phew SIGN    I made hayashi rice!! SIGN    You're eating it?! [05:58] Noichigo     Berry Blossom! [06:00] Chizuko     Berry! SIGN    Submitted by      Mashirou-san [06:01] Chizuko     Berry! Berry! Berry! [06:03] Chizuko     No Berry, no life! [06:05] Chrome     Good morning, Date Chizuko. SIGN    Seriously? [06:07] Chizuko     "Good morning"? It's past noon already. [06:09] Chrome     I am unburdened by the need     to maintain a sleep schedule. [06:12] Chrome     For I am evil. [06:14] Chizuko     I'm Date Chizuko. [06:15] Chizuko     Stuff happened, and now I'm an evil general. SIGN    Submitted by      Mashirou-san [06:20] Chizuko     All to give my favorite     girl a chance to shine. SIGN    #5 "Ominous Unknowns" [06:29] Chrome     The weather in this town is treacherous. [06:31] Chrome     However, such weather means... [06:37] Chrome     I can do that thing where I emerge     from dark, ominous clouds! [06:40] Chrome     It's great. SIGN    Hmph. [06:42] Chrome     It's #1 on the Things To Do     When You Turn Evil rankings. SIGN    According to what research? [06:45] Chrome     I wish to teach you, my new     general, the joys of it. [06:48] Chizuko     N-No thanks. [06:49] Chrome     It's settled! Let us get dressed! [06:56] Chrome     I see... It's the end of the month... [06:58] Chrome     I've been put on low-speed mode. [07:00] Chrome     I've used my magic a lot this month. SIGN    Refill SIGN    Senguin [07:06] Chizuko     I think you should drop the whole     "from dark, ominous clouds" thing. [07:11] Chrome     What fortuitous timing, Grandpa! [07:13] Grandpa     Grandpa here. [07:14] Chrome     Gimme a ride, Grandpa! [07:16] Grandpa     Sure thing. [07:17] Chizuko     I never said you could     boss my grandpa around! [07:20] Grandpa     My beloved truck! [07:22] Chizuko     I'll stay home. It's a two-seater anyway. [07:26] Chrome     Hold it! It's all right! [07:28] Chrome     I'll take the cargo bed if I have to! [07:30] Chizuko     You're so persistent! SIGN    Cargo [07:32] Chizuko     You're not supposed to be on the cargo bed     unless you're there to watch the cargo. SIGN    Liability [07:36] Chrome     Liability... [07:39] Chrome     Good. [07:41] Chizuko     We're driving around like this? [07:43] Chrome     Help me pack them, Date Chizuko! [07:46] Chizuko     It's so light! [07:47] Chizuko     What's wrong with these Kuma Kaijins? [07:49] Chizuko     They're so light and pale. [07:51] Chrome     Nay! We need only fool the eye for now! [07:55] Chizuko     And this is how people lose their humanity. [08:03] Chrome     I've never done anything like this. [08:08] Popo     You there, kei-truck! Stop! [08:12] Grandpa     Wanna lose 'em? [08:13] Chizuko     We aren't losing them, Grandpa! [08:20] Popo     Sorry I had to stop you. [08:23] Chrome     N-Not at all. SIGN    N Prefecture Police [08:25] Popo     I happened to see you in the back there. [08:30] Popo     That's pretty dangerous, you see. [08:32] Popo     We'd prefer if you didn't do that. [08:37] Popo     Are you holding an event? A festival? [08:39] Chrome     Uh, yeah. Something like that. [08:41] Popo     Judging from your outfit,     it must be a hero show. [08:45] Chrome     Well... [08:46] Chrome     The magical girl isn't involved this time. [08:48] Chrome     It's just us emerging from dark clouds. [08:50] Popo     That's rough, working in this awful weather. [08:52] Popo     Take care and go get got good. [08:55] Chrome     Right... [09:02] Chizuko     I can't see him... [09:03] Chizuko     But Chrome's super bummed. [09:07] Chrome     The officer didn't notice that I'm an     evil mastermind on a mission of evil. [09:11] Chrome     He even worried about me! [09:13] Chizuko     Sorry, I can't hear you. [09:17] Chrome     Kuma Kaijins! [09:21] Chrome     Kuma Kaijins! [09:23] Chizuko     Even your voice is empty! [09:25] Chrome     Making them lighter backfired! [09:28] Grandpa     You're supposed to be watching them! SIGN    Ouch [09:40] Noichigo     A Kaijin! [09:41] Mashirou     Is he nearby? [09:43] Noichigo     We have to go after it! [10:01] Noichigo     I won't allow evil in this town! [10:04] Noichigo     Magical Girl Berry Blossom is on the scene! [10:10] Noichigo     Catch the evil and a bright future! [10:12] Mashirou     Let's go! [10:13] Noichigo     Yeah! [10:14] Chrome     Emerging from dark clouds without     the kaijins is going to look stupid. [10:18] Chizuko     Dark clouds! Dark clouds! [10:19] Chizuko     Let's just get the dark clouds going! [10:21] Chrome     Stop rushing me! [10:32] Noichigo     I'm ready for you, Fossa Magna! [10:48] Chrome     I'm spent... [10:49] Chizuko     He's still there. [10:51] Chrome     I couldn't emerge from it... SIGN    Here [10:54] Chrome     But I did manage to summon it. [10:57] Chrome     All that's left now... [10:59] Chrome     is to go home. [11:01] Chizuko     Why did we even come here? Seriously. [11:04] Grandpa     Oh, let's stop by the supermarket. [11:06] Grandpa     I hear tuna spines are on sale today. [11:14] Noichigo     It's coming! [11:16] Noichigo     It's not coming... [11:18] Noichigo     It's coming! [11:20] Noichigo     It's not coming... [11:21] Noichigo     It's coming! [11:23] Noichigo     It's not coming... SIGN    Low-Speed Mode Disabled [11:30] Chrome     Low-speed mode disabled! [11:33] Chrome     Any evil deed you name is within     our capacity now, Date Chizuko... [11:36] Chrome     Nay, General Dante! [11:39] Chizuko     One second. [11:40] Chizuko     I'm soaking this in right now. SIGN    Always watch television at a good distance and in a well-lit room. [11:43] Noichigo     It's over, Evil Mastermind Chrome! [11:45] Chrome     Are you watching that again, Date Chizuko? [11:49] Noichigo     That's as far as you go, Fossa Magna! SIGN    Submitted by      Mashirou-san [11:57] Chizuko     It's not what you think! [11:58] Chizuko     I mean... it is what you     think, but it's not! [12:00] Chizuko     Does Berry Blossom lose her     ability to attack with magic SIGN    Submitted by      Mashirou-san [12:03] Chizuko     whenever she loses her magic wand? [12:14] Chrome     You absolute genius! [12:17] Chrome     Make haste! [12:18] Chrome     Bad things don't come to those who wait! [12:21] Chrome     Hear me, Berry Blossom! [12:24] Chrome     I am shouting and causing a disturbance     throughout the neighborhood! [12:29] Chizuko     That's a half-assed evil deed. [12:31] Chizuko     Is that even going to work? [12:34] Noichigo     No shouting for me so loudly! [12:37] Chizuko     She's actually coming! SIGN    Pant Pant Pant [12:44] Noichigo     You never came last time! [12:47] Noichigo     And now you call for me?! [12:50] Chrome     Last time? [12:51] Chizuko     Does she mean the dark cloud thing? [12:53] Chizuko     I feel so bad. [12:55] Noichigo     Just what do you think you're     doing, Evil Mastermind Chrome? [12:59] Chrome     You'll know soon enough. [13:04] Noichigo     A trap? [13:05] Noichigo     You won't stop me so easily! [13:07] Chrome     Now! [13:11] Chrome     Kuma Kaijin Mega Spinner! [13:13] Chrome     Bearnado! [13:20] Chizuko     What am I even being forced to watch? [13:26] Noichigo     Wh-Where is it?! [13:30] Chrome     Let's bounce! [13:31] Noichigo     S-Stop right there! [13:34] Chrome     Whee! Whee! [13:37] Chizuko     W-Wait... [13:39] Chrome     Gotcha! [13:41] Chizuko     You need to chill out a little. [13:46] Chrome     The wand is now yours, Date Chizuko. SIGN    Sad... [14:06] Noichigo     I'm sorry, Mashirou. [14:08] Mashirou     What's done is done. [14:10] Noichigo     What do we do? [14:12] Noichigo     I can't use magic without it. [14:15] Noichigo     I know! [14:19] Noichigo     Magical Wands... SIGN    Magical Wands [14:22] Mashirou     Berry, you aren't really going     to shop online, are you?! [14:25] Noichigo     I am. [14:25] Noichigo     It's no use, though. They only have toys. [14:28] Mashirou     Well, yeah. [14:30] Mashirou     I made that thing myself.     There's no way you'll find— [14:33] Noichigo     Found one! SIGN    Commercial-grade Wand          ° magic power sold separately. [14:34] Mashirou     Seriously?! [14:35] Noichigo     It says magic power is sold separately. [14:37] Mashirou     It's legit! [14:38] Noichigo     It'll arrive tomorrow if I order it now. [14:40] Mashirou     Wait, wait, wait, wait... [14:42] Mashirou     How about no? [14:43] Mashirou     I'm really worried about this! [14:45] Noichigo     I'm doing it. [14:46] Noichigo     I have to protect the people. [14:48] Noichigo     I'm a hero of justice, after all. [14:52] Mashirou     Berry... SIGN    Click SIGN    Click SIGN    Click SIGN    Click SIGN    Click [14:56] Mashirou     She's buying a boatload... [14:59] Chrome     Return the wand?! [15:01] Chrome     Are you out of your mind, Date Chizuko? [15:03] Chizuko     I want to keep it, too. [15:05] Chizuko     Like, I seriously want it. A lot. [15:07] Chrome     Then... [15:08] Chizuko     But this isn't it. [15:09] Chizuko     I don't want something we took by force. [15:12] Chizuko     I'm serious. [15:15] Chizuko     You're more used to attacking     head-on, too, aren't you? [15:33] Chrome     Test, test... [15:34] Chrome     Hear me, Berry Blossom! [15:36] Chrome     I am shouting and causing etc. etc.! [15:43] Chrome     Well met, Berry Blossom. [15:46] Chrome     That was quite the miserable     display the other day. [15:48] Chrome     I sympathize with your having to come out     unarmed, but I have business with... [16:12] Noichigo     Commercial-Grade Thunderbolt Bloom! [16:27] Noichigo     I wonder why they gave it back... [16:29] Mashirou     So what are we doing with all these? [16:33] Noichigo     I still prefer the one I'm used to. [16:35] Noichigo     Let's keep some for backup     and sell the rest. [16:37] Mashirou     Fine, fine... SIGN    Clickity Clickity SIGN    A Few Days Later [16:40] Delivery     Delivery. [16:48] Chizuko     What's that? [16:52] Chrome     Ah. [16:53] Chizuko     I-It's only been used once! [16:56] Chizuko     And it was up for sale! It's fair game! [16:58] Chrome     I didn't say anything. [17:09] Chizuko     This one? [17:12] Chizuko     This one... Yeah, it works, too. [17:21] Chrome     I shall go for a stroll. [17:27] Chrome     To leave my underlings to     have a moment of enjoyment [17:31] Chrome     is one of my duties as a leader. [17:34] Chizuko     They skimped a bit on the details. [17:36] Chizuko     Ooh, there's a nub! [17:38] Mashirou     Shoot! [17:39] Mashirou     I forgot to bring soy sauce! [17:41] Mashirou     I'll go back to get some. [17:43] Noichigo     Okay. [17:43] Mashirou     Ka-zoom! [17:47] Chrome     The heroes of justice... [17:49] Chrome     They're totally taking time off! [17:52] Chrome     Literally out to lunch. [17:54] Chrome     I shall have to mock them. [17:57] Chrome     Well? Anything biting? [17:59] Noichigo     Oh, here and there. [18:11] Noichigo     Got one! [18:13] Noichigo     Yay! [18:15] Noichigo     I got a pretty big one. [18:18] Chrome     Has she not noticed that it's me?! [18:21] Noichigo     Is it a rainbow trout? [18:23] Noichigo     I heard that when rainbow trout are raised     in salt water, they're called steelhead trout. [18:28] Chrome     She's literally gone fishing! [18:29] Noichigo     I was afraid to touch it at     first, but I'm used to it now! [18:32] Chrome     And she keeps talking about     stuff I never asked about. [18:35] Noichigo     Oh, it was that Mashirou guy from     earlier that taught me how to fish. [18:39] Chrome     Mashirou, huh? [18:41] Chrome     That sketchy, two-head-tall mystery creature. [18:44] Noichigo     Please don't speak ill of Mashirou. [18:46] Noichigo     He's given me so much. [18:49] Noichigo     Just today, [18:50] Noichigo     he came up with the idea of     holding a barbecue to thank me. [18:54] Mashirou     Huh? Er... [18:55] Mashirou     I don't think that's a barbecue. [19:00] Mashirou     It would appear to be more     of a charcoal stove. [19:02] Noichigo     What? Charcoal stove? That sounds scary! [19:04] Noichigo     It can't be! [19:06] Noichigo     He said... [19:07] (Flashback) Mashirou     This is the most popular     barbecue stove right now. [19:11] (Flashback) Noichigo     You're so knowledgeable, Mashirou! [19:12] Chrome     That isn't even a very thoughtful lie. [19:15] Noichigo     N-No... [19:19] Chrome     Pitiful. [19:20] Chrome     Should a hero of justice be     so foolish and gullible? [19:25] Noichigo     How do you know about that? [19:27] Noichigo     It can't be... [19:28] Noichigo     Are you the evil... [19:30] Noichigo     mastermind's fellow enemy, who's been watching     the viewer submissions of my battles? [19:33] Chrome     Wrong! [19:34] Chrome     She keeps going off on her fantasies! SIGN    Whoa! [19:35] Noichigo     Mashirou submits those videos,     so I don't know much about them, but... [19:36] Chrome     I'm not gonna tell her     until she figures it out! [19:40] Noichigo     So there are people who watch them! [19:43] Chrome     Yeah... Sure. [19:45] Chrome     There's one person who     watches you zealously. [19:47] Chizuko     Wow, it's heavy! [19:49] Chizuko     Berry's so strong! Even her braids are strong! SIGN    Teehee [19:53] Noichigo     That makes me so happy. [19:55] Noichigo     I've never gotten to talk to a fan before. [19:58] Chrome     No, I'm not talking about me. [19:59] Noichigo     I know! [20:00] Noichigo     As a token of our new friendship... [20:02] Noichigo     Please have this fish I just caught! SIGN    Slimy... [20:05] Chrome     No, thank you! [20:06] Chrome     Well, I don't want it, but Date Chizuko... [20:10] Chrome     She might lose her head. [20:19] Mashirou     Chrome! [20:20] Chrome     Don't say it! [20:22] Mashirou     What do you think you're doing to Berry?! [20:27] Chrome     Farewell, heroes of justice! [20:29] Chrome     The fish is mine! [20:32] Mashirou     Give it back, fool! [20:33] Mashirou     Our fish! [20:35] Noichigo     Chrome... [20:36] Noichigo     He knew I was Berry Blossom. [20:39] Noichigo     Why did he make idle conversation with me? [20:42] Noichigo     It can't be... [20:43] Noichigo     When he left me on edge wondering if     he was coming out of the dark cloud... [20:47] Noichigo     When he gave me back my wand... [20:50] (Flashback) Chrome     There's one person who     watches you zealously. [20:54] Noichigo     Was it all because... [20:56] Noichigo     He's my fan?! [20:57] Mashirou     Are you safe, Berry?! [20:59] Noichigo     No way... [20:59] Noichigo     The evil mastermind?! [21:01] Mashirou     Are you sure you're all right, Berry?! [21:10] Noichigo     Maybe I should have given him a bigger fish. [21:15] Mashirou     How are you such a people-pleaser? [21:31] Chrome     Date Chizuko, I come bearing a gift     that you will surely appreciate. [21:35] Chizuko     Chrome? What is it? [21:37] Mashirou     Fishy-fish! [21:38] Chizuko     Raw fish?! [21:42] Chizuko     I don't know what to do with this... [21:44] Chizuko     What were you doing? [21:47] Chrome     Well... [21:49] Chrome     I don't want you to become     envious, so I won't tell you. [21:52] Chizuko     Say what? Wait! [21:54] Chizuko     No, come on! [21:57] Fish     'Sup? [22:02] Chizuko     What am I supposed to do with this?! SIGN    #6 "Hocus de Lawless" [23:35] Chizuko     Episode 6: "Hocus de Lawless."