Season 1 1 - Beginning Encounter Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:11] Mom     Thanks for taking care of Chizuko     for the next week, Dad. [00:15] Mom     I'll go pick her up as soon as I     can once we're done unpacking. [00:21] (Flashback) Grandpa     Sure thing. [00:24] (Flashback) Grandpa     Why don't I take her on an overnight     ferry trip or something? [00:28] Grandpa     Seventh graders need to have fun, right? [00:32] Mom     Well, actually, that girl is     pretty sober for her age. [00:37] Mom     She doesn't seem to take     interest in much of anything. [00:43] Mom     She says this business transfer     doesn't bug her at all, either. [00:46] Mom     So she'll be fine on her own. [00:49] Mom     She won't mind at all. SIGN    #1 "Beginning Encounter" [01:24] Chizuko     I expected the Sea of Japan to be rougher. [01:28] Chizuko     Was it always like this? [01:34] Chizuko     Nice. [01:37] Chizuko     It's relaxing here. [01:40] Chizuko     Here, Grandpa. [01:43] Grandpa     Chizuko, you're so kind. [01:46] Chizuko     I'll leave it here. [01:48] Grandpa     All right, off we go! [01:59] Grandpa     It's been a long time since     I've had you in my kei truck. [02:05] Chizuko     Sorry I don't get many chances to visit you. [02:09] Grandpa     Don't worry about it. [02:11] Grandpa     Sounds like your mom's pretty busy, huh? [02:15] Chizuko     Yeah. [02:16] Chizuko     Something about a promotion. [02:18] Chizuko     She has a lot going on. [02:27] Grandpa     Oh, there they are. [02:30] Grandpa     Good on them. [02:34] Chizuko     A brown... person? [02:38] Chizuko     Cosplay? [02:39] Grandpa     Maybe we ought to buy     dinner on our way home. [02:43] Grandpa     What do you want to have, Chizuko? [02:49] Chizuko     Actually, I think I'll cook today. [02:51] Chizuko     I'll be in your care for a week, after all. [02:56] Chizuko     I'm Date Chizuko. [02:59] Chizuko     I'm going to be spending a     week at my grandpa's place [03:02] Chizuko     while my mom takes care of some work stuff. [03:06] Chizuko     Naniga City, N Prefecture. [03:09] Chizuko     I think it's a nice, quiet place by the sea. [03:16] Chizuko     I won't be here for too long, but     I appreciate being welcomed here. [03:32] Grandpa     Come in. [03:34] Grandpa     I'm a pretty good cook, so I can     help with anything you need. [03:40] Chizuko     Okay. [03:41] Chizuko     Thanks for having me. [03:52] Grandpa     Oh, Chizuko, the kitchen's over here. [03:56] Chizuko     Okay. [04:10] Grandpa     You're good at this, aren't you? [04:13] Chizuko     I guess. [04:14] Grandpa     There isn't much for me to do. [04:17] Grandpa     It looks delicious, though. [04:22] Grandpa     Yum! [04:24] Chizuko     Really? [04:25] Chizuko     It's nothing special. [04:27] Grandpa     She used to be such a tiny little thing... [04:31] Grandpa     She's grown up so well! [04:35] Chizuko     What's wrong? [04:36] Grandpa     Oh, nothing. [04:38] Grandpa     I wonder if there's anything good on TV. [04:42] TV     Breaking news. [04:43] TV     The kaijin alert in the outskirts of Nishi-ku     has been lifted without incident. [04:48] Chizuko     It could have used a little more mirin. SIGN    Date SIGN    I'm all right SIGN    That's great SIGN    That's great SIGN    Sea of Japan. Does it bring back     memories? SIGN    Yup SIGN    Yup SIGN    Talk to you tomorrow. Night SIGN    Roger SIGN    Talk to you tomorrow. Night [05:24] Chizuko     One week... [05:26] Chizuko     Seems kinda long, seems kinda short. [05:43] Grandpa     What do you think, Chizuko? [05:46] Grandpa     You'll find everything you need here. [05:49] Grandpa     You could spend all day here     without getting bored. [05:51] Chizuko     Yeah, it looks fun. [05:55] Grandpa     Poker face! [05:57] Grandpa     My granddaughter's too good for me. [06:04] Chizuko     Is something wrong? [06:06] Grandpa     Ah, no... [06:09] Grandpa     My go buddy, Satou-san, has a hurt back. [06:13] Grandpa     I promised I'd be the driver     for any hospital visits. [06:18] Grandpa     And you'll have a hard time     taking the bus by yourself. [06:24] Chizuko     I'll be fine on my own. [06:26] Chizuko     You should go. [06:28] Grandpa     Really? [06:30] Grandpa     Sorry! [06:31] Grandpa     I'll be back as soon as I'm done! [06:39] Chizuko     We had malls where I used to live. [06:42] Chizuko     I hate to say it, but there's     nothing special about this place. [06:51] Chizuko     It's the thing I saw yesterday. [06:54] Chizuko     It's surprisingly popular, huh? [06:55] Chizuko     Or maybe not. [06:57] Chizuko     No one seems to be going for them. [06:58] Student A     Hey, why isn't she in uniform? [07:01] Student B     Oh, yeah. [07:02] Student C     Do you think she doesn't     go to school, maybe? [07:07] Student A     She left. [07:09] Student B     She definitely heard us, right? [07:10] Student C     I think so. [07:11] Chizuko     Not that I mind. [07:14] Chizuko     How many places has it been, now? [07:16] Chizuko     I've moved all across the country now,     every time my mom got relocated. [07:20] Chizuko     But I've never stayed in one place for long. [07:23] Chizuko     I don't know that I'd even want to. [07:31] Mashirou     Ow! [07:38] Chizuko     S-Sorry. [07:40] Chizuko     Wait... a cat? [07:42] Chizuko     Should you be here? [07:44] Chizuko     A cat? [07:46] Chizuko     Not quite, though... [07:49] Noichigo     Mashirou! [07:50] Noichigo     There you are! [07:57] Noichigo     I'm sorry. [07:59] Chizuko     Is this your cat? [08:01] Noichigo     Yes. [08:01] Noichigo     He got lost. I've been     looking for him everywhere. [08:04] Chizuko     That's good. [08:05] Chizuko     I'm sorry I nearly sat on him. [08:08] Noichigo     Thank you so much. [08:10] Noichigo     You're a life saver. [08:12] Noichigo     Right? [08:23] Chizuko     He definitely made a weird noise earlier. [08:27] (Flashback) Mashirou     Ow! SIGN    This bus stops close to the house SIGN    Got it SIGN    Grandpa SIGN    Stay safe! SIGN    Got it SIGN    I'm heading back now SIGN    Stay safe! SIGN    Chizuko, where are you right now?     Did you get on the bus?     Want me to come get you? SIGN    Grandpa SIGN    Chizuko, where are you right now?     Did you get on the bus?     Want me to come get you? SIGN    I'm almost home [09:01] Chizuko     I don't care where I go next,     as long as it isn't this noisy. [09:07] Chizuko     And... what is this sound, anyway? [09:13] Chizuko     What the... [09:18] Chizuko     It's that cosplayer. [09:22] Noichigo     Fossa Magna leader! [09:24] Noichigo     You're here to do your evil     deeds again, aren't you? [09:29] Chrome     Try and stop me! [09:31] Chizuko     What the... [09:32] Chizuko     What are they doing? [09:48] Kuma     Bear? [09:50] Kuma     Bear! [09:51] Chrome     Buh-bye. [09:56] Chrome     What?! [10:13] Chizuko     This can't be happening... [10:17] Chizuko     No, this is real. [10:42] Chizuko     S-So much respect... [10:52] Chizuko     Why is my heart racing? SIGN    Chizuko, where are you right now?      Did you get on the bus?     Want me to come get you? SIGN                                  I'm almost home SIGN              Ooh, I'll be waiting SIGN         You didn't get lost, did you? SIGN                                       Sorry, I'm almost there now! [11:02] Grandpa     Coming! [11:04] Grandpa     Coming! [11:08] Grandpa     You're soaked! [11:10] Grandpa     Did you get rained on? [11:12] Chizuko     Grandpa, can I live here?! [11:15] Grandpa     Eh? [11:16] Chizuko     I found it! [11:20] Grandpa     I wouldn't mind at all, but... [11:26] Chizuko     I found it! [11:29] Chizuko     I found something I couldn't     find anywhere else. [11:32] Chizuko     Something I can get excited about! [11:34] Chizuko     Uh-huh! So anyway... [11:34] Chizuko     Yes, this town... [11:38] Chizuko     has a magical girl! [11:41] Mom     I've never heard you sound     so excited about anything. [11:45] Mom     How could I ever say no? [11:49] Chizuko     Yay! [11:52] Chizuko     My life... [11:55] Chizuko     Is just getting started! [12:05] Announcement     Announcement from the staff office: [12:09] Announcement     A kaijin alert has been activated     for the Nishi-ku area. [12:11] Announcement     I repeat... [12:12] Guy     This sucks. [12:12] Announcement     A kaijin alert has been activated     for the Nishi-ku area. [12:14] Girl     Again? [12:17] Girl     We can't go to karaoke! [12:20] Chizuko     Evil emerges! [12:26] Ako     Hey, Date-san? [12:29] Ako     We go home in the same direction, right? [12:31] Ako     Wanna walk together? [12:33] Chizuko     I have somewhere I need to be. [12:47] Chizuko     I gotta hurry. [12:49] Chizuko     I need to be there quick! [13:00] Chizuko     I won't make it! SIGN    Financial Risk and New Countermeasures SIGN    Supporting Remote Communication SIGN    Exploitation: Issues with Weekend Work SIGN    Beautiful Last Hurrah of the World Championship SIGN    Beware of Strong Winds and Waves from Late Evening! [13:02] TV     Please see this footage submitted     by one of our viewers. SIGN    Comfy Town Favorites SIGN    Submitted by      Mashirou-san SIGN    Uahhhh! [13:10] Noichigo     I've found you! SIGN    Comfy Town Favorites SIGN    Submitted by      Mashirou-san [13:11] Noichigo     I, Berry Blossom, will not allow     evil to pervade this town! [13:16] Chizuko     Yes. [13:17] Chizuko     Her name is Berry Blossom. [13:19] Chizuko     The magical girl protecting Naniga City. [13:23] Chizuko     And this is me. [13:25] Chizuko     Just another one of Berry     Blossom's intense fans. [13:29] Chizuko     Berry Blossom... [13:31] Chizuko     You're way too awesome. [13:36] Chizuko     It's him! [13:37] Chizuko     The evil mastermind, Chrome! SIGN    Comfy Town Favorites SIGN    Submitted by      Mashirou-san [13:40] Chrome     Very well. [13:41] Chrome     I shall offer your requiem myself. [13:44] Chrome     Go, Kuma Kaijin! [13:56] TV     We bring you the weather     after the commercials. [14:01] Chizuko     That was lame. [14:03] Chrome     Oh? [14:04] Chrome     In what way? [14:06] Chizuko     First, well... [14:08] Chizuko     It seems kind of on-the-nose, maybe? [14:09] Chizuko     I wish he'd have been a bit more cunning. [14:14] Chizuko     Does he not have any tactics     or plans or anything? [14:17] Chizuko     No wonder he can't even put up a fight.     I mean, that wasn't even fun to watch. [14:21] Chizuko     If you're evil... [14:22] Chizuko     make it more of an uphill battle! [14:25] Chrome     I see. [14:27] Chrome     By the way, shouldn't you be evacuating? [14:30] Chizuko     It's fine. [14:32] Chizuko     The alert's already... [14:35] Chrome     It's already been lifted, true. [14:37] Chrome     But you must have trouble paying     attention, because evil is right here. [14:45] Chrome     But I'm already hurt! SIGN    You're      horrible... [14:47] Chrome     Are you out of your mind? [14:49] Chizuko     I'm not taking that from an evil mastermind! [14:51] Chizuko     Why are you here, anyway? [14:54] Chrome     After all my big talk about     offering the requiem... [14:56] Chrome     I don't have the courage to leave now. [14:58] Chizuko     What, are you being vulnerable? [15:00] Chrome     And because I couldn't leave, I was     holding my own postmortem review. [15:04] Chrome     I appreciate your advice. [15:07] Chrome     Would you be interested in     a quick chat elsewhere? [15:10] Chizuko     Why would I? [15:11] Chrome     You love Berry Blossom, do you not? [15:15] Chrome     Come on, don't be that way. [15:16] Chrome     We share a love for her, do we not? [15:26] Chizuko     Shoot! [15:29] Chizuko     I fell for his camaraderie ploy. [15:32] Chizuko     The evil mastermind "loves her," though? [15:36] Chrome     This shop is a special place for me and her. [15:39] Chizuko     Now he's starting up a monologue! [15:42] Chrome     It was a long time ago... [15:44] Chrome     Way back when I first started     terrorizing this town. [15:49] Chrome     I'd chosen this place as the     target for my evil deeds. [15:56] (Flashback) Chrome     Suffer inconvenience! [15:58] (Flashback) Noichigo     Stop right there! [16:00] (Flashback) Noichigo     Fossa Magna! [16:02] Chizuko     Flipping over mats at restaurants? [16:06] Chrome     That's right. [16:07] Chrome     That was my first time doing evil, but it     was also her first time protecting the town. [16:13] Chrome     The first few times are always difficult. [16:15] Chizuko     I mean... [16:16] Chrome     Still, I chased her down. [16:20] Chrome     In retrospect, it was practically a fluke. [16:26] Chrome     "This is the end." [16:28] Chizuko     Or so I thought, when she said... [16:30] (Flashback) Noichigo     You can't take me down! [16:37] Chrome     What?! [16:43] Chrome     Indeed, she exceeded her own limits. [16:46] Chrome     In my fading consciousness, I realized... [16:50] Chrome     that to be defeated by a     powerful attack is absolute bliss. [16:54] Chizuko     Are you seriously here discovering     a new side of yourself?! [16:56] Chizuko     What do you mean, you love Berry Blossom?! [16:58] Chizuko     You're just a freak! [16:59] Chizuko     You're one of those people who finds     pleasure in being taken down! [17:04] Chrome     Meanwhile, you wish for her to endure     difficult battles, do you not? [17:09] Chrome     Do you claim to feel nothing     when you see her on the brink? [17:17] Chizuko     Well... [17:18] Chizuko     I-I do, but... [17:22] Chizuko     I know the city's safety is on the line, but     it's more hype when she's having a hard fight! [17:30] Chrome     You're quite the connoisseur yourself. [17:32] Chizuko     Then again... [17:33] Chizuko     How is she supposed to have a     tough fight against you guys? [17:38] Chrome     Yes... [17:39] Chrome     She is indeed powerful. [17:41] Chrome     Her youth accelerates her growth. [17:44] Chrome     I don't have the mind to enjoy     being defeated right now. [17:47] Chrome     At this rate, Evil Organization     Fossa Magna will soon be no more. [17:56] Staff     Welcome. [17:58] Staff     Please have a seat. [18:02] Chizuko     Th-That's your own fault, isn't it? [18:05] Chizuko     I don't care what happens to you, but... [18:09] Chrome     But? [18:11] Chizuko     B-Berry needs to have an enemy. [18:15] Chrome     You're an honest one. [18:18] Chrome     Now, I have a proposition for you. [18:20] Chrome     So that we may continue in our strife. SIGN    oh crap oh crap     oh crap oh crap     oh crap oh crap [18:29] Chizuko     I feel like I'm playing right into his hand. [18:34] Chizuko     He's an evil mastermind, isn't he? [18:37] Chizuko     This might all be a lie. [18:39] Chizuko     Why is he making me let down my guard? [18:42] Chrome     Well? [18:43] Chrome     You and I are about to... [18:52] Chizuko     Of course! I get it! [18:55] Chizuko     I know how he would benefit from     deceiving a Berry Blossom fan! [19:00] Chrome     Why so scared? [19:02] Chizuko     It's a kidnapping! SIGN    Kidnapping [19:04] Chizuko     You're going to abduct me to     start a battle with Berry! [19:04] Chizuko     Help! SIGN    How dare! [19:07] Noichigo     How dare! [19:08] Chrome     Huh? What? No. [19:11] Chrome     Though, I see now that is an option. [19:15] Chrome     Fear not. I will not kidnap you. [19:18] Chrome     However, your distrust, your quick wit... [19:22] Chrome     I grow ever fonder of you. [19:23] Chizuko     Well, don't. [19:24] Chrome     I refuse. [19:26] Chrome     I have been seeking a way     to overcome this situation. [19:30] Chrome     At last, I've found... [19:33] Chrome     a talented individual who may     conjure for us okay-ish plans. [19:38] Chrome     I've found you. [19:40] Chizuko     Isn't that supposed to be your own job?! [19:41] Chrome     Kuma Kaijins. [19:45] Chizuko     You coward! [19:47] Chrome     Allow me to formally recruit you now. [19:50] Chrome     What is your name? [19:53] Chizuko     Why would I ever tell you? [19:54] Chizuko     There's no way in hell I'm telling     you that my name is Date Chizuko! SIGN    AAAAA [20:03] Chrome     I'm a terrible grown-up, you see. [20:07] Chrome     Everything I want, I try to make mine. [20:12] Chrome     Date Chizuko. [20:15] Chrome     I'd like you to join the Fossa Magna council. [20:37] Chizuko     Why?! [20:38] Chizuko     I just want to admire Berry Blossom! [20:41] Chizuko     I don't want to go down the path of evil. [20:45] Chizuko     Never! [20:51] Sensei     You! Get up, Date! SIGN    Junior Math 2 [20:56] Chizuko     Ever since that revelation... SIGN    ku     ku     ku [20:59] Chizuko     I haven't been able to get his     nightmarish words out of my head. [21:03] Chizuko     Calm down, Chizuko. [21:09] Chizuko     I guess it's possible the     whole thing was a daydream. [21:20] Chizuko     Yeah. [21:22] Chizuko     Yup. [21:25] Chizuko     It must have been a dream. [21:30] Chizuko     Thank goodness. [21:32] Chizuko     What a nightmare. [21:34] Chizuko     Sheesh. SIGN    2 Random Kinds      Includes Ramune Cider Candy     Berry Blossom [21:44] Chizuko     Just this one, please! SIGN    Praise     be [21:46] Chrome     Okay. [21:50] Chizuko     That voice... SIGN    Chrome [21:53] Chrome     Welcome. [22:00] Chizuko     It wasn't a dream! SIGN    #2 Go to the Path of Evil [23:35] Chizuko     Episode 2: "Go to the Path of Evil." 2 - Go To the Path of Evil Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Chizuko     Why are you here?! [00:02] Chrome     "Why"? [00:04] Chrome     What does it matter to you     where I work, Date Chizuko? [00:08] Chizuko     He remembers my name! Yeek! [00:14] Chrome     Do you have an answer to my offer yet? [00:17] Chizuko     I-I'm obviously not joining. [00:19] Chizuko     Fossa Magna? No way. [00:22] Chizuko     I'm team Berry Blossom. [00:25] Chizuko     I'd never side with evil. [00:32] Chrome     Evil? [00:34] Chrome     You mean someone like him? [00:42] Robber     Give me all your money. SIGN    Berry Blossom     is sooo cool!! SIGN    HOOOOOONK SIGN    Struck Oil SIGN    She's eating crab... SIGN    Coo Coo SIGN    Phew SIGN    I made hayashi rice!! SIGN    You're eating it?! SIGN    #2 "Go to the Path of Evil" [02:23] Chizuko     A robber?! [02:25] Chizuko     C-C-Can't you do something? [02:27] Chizuko     You're an evil mastermind, aren't you?! [02:29] Chrome     Goodness. [02:30] Chrome     Is that any way to ask someone for help? [02:33] Chrome     That said... [02:35] Chrome     Stand back, Date Chizuko. [02:37] Chrome     As a member of the shop staff... [02:43] Chrome     I cannot allow this particular     customer to roam free. [02:49] Chrome     I'm sorry, sir... SIGN    Chrome SIGN    Chrome [02:56] Chrome     Alas, I am powerless before him. [02:57] Chizuko     You're useless! Come on! [03:00] Chrome     Though I may be an evil mastermind, [03:01] Chrome     I'm as afraid of a man     with a knife as anyone. [03:05] Chizuko     Stop being afraid! [03:06] Robber     Quit yammering! [03:08] Chizuko     Are you truly content merely     taking the money in the register? [03:13] Chizuko     The two of us are effectively hostages. [03:15] Chizuko     I suspect you have the capacity     for something greater. [03:20] Chizuko     Well? [03:21] Robber     D-Do you think I can pull it off? [03:24] Robber     Hold you as hostages? [03:25] Chrome     You sure can. [03:28] Chizuko     Th-This guy's useless, but he has a weird     knack for leading people down a path of evil. [03:34] Chrome     What? [03:35] Chizuko     You aren't swaying me, all right? [03:37] Chizuko     I'm on the side of Berry Blossom,     who's on the side of justice. [03:43] Chizuko     Even now... [03:45] Chizuko     Berry Blossom would've     helped us if she were here. [03:49] Chrome     I see... [03:51] Chrome     But... How do I put it... [03:53] Chizuko     Hm? What? [03:55] Chrome     No... [03:56] Chrome     I'm loath to confront an innocent     middle school child with reality. [03:59] Chizuko     You don't need to call me innocent now. [04:08] Noichigo     Transform! [04:25] Noichigo     I will not allow evil to prevail in this city! [04:28] Noichigo     Magical Girl Berry Blossom is on the scene! [04:33] Noichigo     Stop right there! [04:36] Noichigo     Robber, go to hell! [04:40] Noichigo     You there... [04:42] Noichigo     D-Don't worry. I'll save you right away. [04:52] Chizuko     I'm not emotionally prepared for this. [04:55] Robber     I-I haven't done anything! [04:57] Noichigo     You won't get away with this. [04:59] Noichigo     That girl's done nothing wrong! [05:01] Robber     You smart-ass, worthless magical girl! [05:06] Chizuko     I-I have to get a grip. [05:08] Chizuko     I need to sear this moment into my brain! [05:10] Chizuko     Berry Blossom's magnificent magic! [05:21] Chrome     Aww, she clotheslined him! [05:23] Chrome     I want her to do that to me. [05:25] Chizuko     Huh? [05:26] Chizuko     Uh, wh-what about magic? [05:28] Chrome     One cannot use magic against     an ordinary person. [05:32] Chizuko     What? [05:33] Chrome     Magic is cast on magical girls. [05:35] Chrome     Common criminal affairs are     directed to the police. [05:38] Chrome     Our activities fall into one     of these two categories. [05:41] Chizuko     S-Seriously? [05:49] Noichigo     Hello? Police? [05:51] Chizuko     Seriously?! [05:57] Chizuko     Er, uh... [05:59] Chizuko     Thank you very muff. [06:01] Chizuko     Much. [06:02] Noichigo     I'm glad you aren't hurt. [06:05] Chrome     You seem rather flustered. [06:06] Noichigo     Y-Yes, well... [06:10] Noichigo     The police and I don't exactly get along. [06:12] Noichigo     I'll be leaving before I run into them. Bye! [06:20] Chizuko     It was really her! [06:22] Chrome     You saw the clothesline... [06:24] Chrome     Are you really satisfied with that? [06:27] Chizuko     What's your point?! [06:29] Chrome     Don't play dumb. [06:31] Chrome     You're a quick thinker.     You must know what's going on. [06:35] Chrome     She can only exercise her true power     when she is facing us, Fossa Magna. [06:41] Chrome     Only a small handful of evildoers     can do battle with her. [06:46] Chrome     Date Chizuko, do you not wish... [06:50] Chrome     ...wish... wish... wish... [06:52] Chizuko     I... I don't want that at all! [06:56] Chrome     A pity. [06:58] Chrome     I shall await your change of heart. [07:00] Chizuko     Whatever! [07:11] Mashirou     Come on, don't go messing with civvies. [07:15] Noichigo     I couldn't help myself, Mashirou. [07:19] Noichigo     I mean... [07:24] Noichigo     I wanted to be a hero of justice. [07:33] Chizuko     Between this and that thing at the arcade... [07:35] Chizuko     I don't know who the heck is     making money on any of this. [07:40] Grandpa     Look at how animated you are! [07:42] Grandpa     You really like that magical girl, don't you? [07:50] Chizuko     Those are the rules of this town, huh? [07:52] Chizuko     I feel like I just got     yanked back to reality. [07:57] Chizuko     At the end of the day, Berry and     Chrome are in a different world. [08:01] Chizuko     There's nothing I can do to     intervene as a normal person. [08:05] Chizuko     I wish I had magic or something, too. [08:09] Chizuko     No, no, no! [08:10] Chizuko     What am I even thinking? [08:12] Chizuko     I'm just grateful I get to cheer for Berry! [08:22] Ako     H-Hey, Date-san... [08:25] Chizuko     There's a show I absolutely can't miss today. [08:29] Chizuko     I have to focus on my love for Berry! [08:36] Chizuko     I'm home. [08:43] Chizuko     Grandpa? [08:45] Chizuko     Do we have a guest? [08:53] Grandpa     W-Welcome home, Chizuko. [08:58] Chrome     Hey. [08:59] Chrome     Thank you for the hospitality. [09:01] Chizuko     You've got to be kidding. [09:02] Grandpa     Oh? [09:04] Grandpa     Chizuko, you know Chrome-san? [09:07] Chizuko     Why are you here? [09:09] Chizuko     Are you so desperate to turn me to     evil that you'd come to my home? [09:16] Chizuko     That's my dorayaki! [09:22] Chizuko     Get lost! [09:23] Chizuko     Get lost already! [09:25] Chrome     Cease the palm strikes. [09:26] Chrome     All right. I'll leave. [09:32] Chizuko     Wh-What's up with this     spatial warp-looking thing? [09:41] Chrome     Guelph! [09:46] Chizuko     Ow, ow... [09:48] Chrome     Welcome. [09:55] Chrome     Have you realized where you are? [09:57] Chizuko     N-No way... [10:00] Chizuko     The Fossa Magna base?! [10:04] Chrome     The very one. [10:05] Chrome     Date Chizuko, prospective future     administrator of the world... [10:09] Chrome     I had been planning to welcome you here. [10:13] Chrome     Why the bitter face? [10:16] Chizuko     No, I'm leaving. [10:18] Chizuko     I'm seriously leaving. [10:26] Chrome     Be careful what you open! [10:28] Chrome     Why are you in such a hurry? [10:34] Chrome     I need to watch TV at five! [10:36] Chrome     There's a Berry Blossom special! [10:41] Chizuko     The Berry Special. SIGN    Berry Special      A selection of viewer submissions that were     aired on local news broadcasts! [10:43] Chizuko     A selection of viewer submissions that     were aired on local news broadcasts! [10:48] Chizuko     This one's going into     my permanent collection! [10:50] Chizuko     It vanishes like magic the moment     someone uploads it online. [10:53] Chizuko     So this is seriously my only chance. [10:57] Chizuko     So, of course, I want everything     to be just perfect when I watch it. [11:00] Chrome     Huh? Right... [11:01] Chrome     Of course. [11:04] Chrome     Wanna head home, then? [11:06] Chizuko     You're a grown-up. Don't cry. [11:09] Chrome     I'm not crying. [11:11] Chrome     Plus, I'm a bad grown-up anyway. [11:14] Chizuko     That's not what I meant. [11:16] Chrome     I simply wanted you to see... [11:20] Chrome     my base, which is too     spacious for one person. [11:23] Chizuko     He can't handle being alone! [11:24] Chizuko     Crying won't get anything out of me! [11:30] Chizuko     I'm leaving in an hour. [11:32] Chrome     Y-You'll stay for a whole hour?! [11:35] Chrome     O-O-Okay, I'll show you around! [11:43] Chizuko     Isn't this somewhere in town? [11:46] Chizuko     You didn't get a building permit, did you? [11:49] Chrome     We fancy ourselves an organization of evil. [11:51] Chrome     Everything of the base is born of magic. [11:54] Chrome     It is unconnected to public spaces. [11:57] Chrome     Nothing is impossible with magic. [12:08] Chizuko     More magic? [12:14] Chrome     The closet. [12:15] Chizuko     This is the first thing you show me? [12:17] Chrome     I wanted you to see the traps and stuff. [12:20] Chizuko     Hey, this is that thing for     catching raccoon dogs. SIGN    Closet [12:24] Chrome     It's called the Fossa Clamp. [12:30] Chizuko     Huh? [12:32] Chizuko     What was that? [12:41] Chrome     Something's caught in the door. [12:45] Chrome     What? That's a funny look on your face. [12:48] Chizuko     I mean, we teleported into the base. [12:51] Chizuko     I'm sure you can easily     get us out of a closet... [12:54] Chizuko     What's wrong? [12:56] Chrome     Hear me, Date Chizuko... [12:59] Chrome     I spoke of having magic, remember? [13:02] Chrome     It gets reset at the     beginning of the month. [13:04] Chizuko     What gets reset at the     beginning of the month? [13:06] Chrome     That is what it says in my contract. [13:09] Chrome     I budget a limited amount     of magic power each month, [13:12] Chrome     but I'm prone to running out     at the end of the month. [13:14] Chrome     And then, I am placed in a     significantly slower low-speed mode. [13:16] Chizuko     Why does it sound like a phone plan? [13:19] Chizuko     But you were able to teleport us before. [13:22] Chrome     That's exactly why. [13:23] Chrome     That teleport put me over the limit. [13:29] Chizuko     Someone! Help! [13:32] Chizuko     Please help us! [13:35] Chizuko     It's no use! We're trapped inside! [13:38] Chizuko     Why?! [13:39] Chizuko     Why did you have to go and teleport us?! [13:42] Chrome     I wanted to show you that I can teleport. [13:45] Chizuko     That's so stupid! [13:47] Chizuko     I-I need to at least get a recording! [13:49] Chizuko     Grandpa, pick up! SIGN    No Signal [13:53] Chrome     We're underground. [13:55] Chrome     Why did you not schedule a recording? [13:57] Chizuko     Because! [13:58] Chizuko     Grandpa would see that I had it     scheduled way in advance, and... SIGN    Berry Special      A selection of viewer submissions that were     aired on local news broadcasts! [14:03] Grandpa     She must love her a lot to     set a timer this far ahead! [14:06] Chizuko     ...and come to that conclusion! [14:08] Chrome     It's true, though, so why do you care? [14:11] Chizuko     I don't care! [14:13] Chizuko     Don't underestimate puberty! [14:14] Chrome     You know... [14:16] Chrome     Join my organization, and you'll be [14:18] Chrome     facing Berry Blossom more     than you could ever want to. SIGN    I like that SIGN    My sanity [14:29] Chizuko     Whoa, whoa! [14:30] Chizuko     Stop it! I'm emotionally unstable right now! [14:34] Chrome     My apologies. [14:36] Chrome     That was unbecoming of me. [14:38] Chrome     It was cruel to ask you in     such an extreme situation. [14:41] Chrome     Right! Why had I not thought of that? [14:45] Chrome     If my magic power is     insufficient to escape... SIGN    First-time Magic     Contract Support Guide [14:50] Chrome     We can simply start a new contract. [14:55] Chrome     I ask for your signature, Date Chizuko. [14:59] Chizuko     What contract? [15:00] Chrome     For magic power. [15:01] Chrome     Don't worry about the fees. [15:03] Chrome     We'll expense it to headquarters. [15:05] Chizuko     Wha... Wh-Why me? [15:07] Chizuko     Why don't you— [15:08] Chrome     I can't enter into a contract twice. [15:10] Chrome     It would be wasteful to sign     at the end of the month, [15:13] Chrome     but we haven't any choice now, have we? [15:15] Chrome     Neither of us. [15:18] Chizuko     You villain! [15:20] Chizuko     I'm pretty sure he has me right     where he wants me, but... [15:25] Chizuko     Bring it on! [15:27] Chizuko     I'll do it! SIGN    Date Chizuko [15:30] Chizuko     I haven't fallen to evil. [15:32] Chizuko     I'm only doing this so I can see Berry     Blossom without joining the organization. [15:36] Chrome     Thank you for your cooperation. [15:40] Chizuko     The contract... [15:42] Chrome     It's being processed. [15:43] Chrome     Your patience, please. SIGN    Contract complete [15:49] Chrome     Here it comes! [15:51] Chrome     And so begins our great escape! [15:55] Chizuko     Already? I don't know the     first thing about magic. [15:55] Chrome     Woohoo! Woohoo! Hooray! [16:01] Chrome     You can use a microwave oven without     knowing how it works, can you not? [16:04] Chrome     It's something like that. [16:06] Chizuko     Something like what?! [16:08] Chrome     I won't ask you to teleport us out. [16:12] Chrome     But can you remove the     object stopping the door? [16:14] Chizuko     Huh? How? [16:16] Chrome     Try straining, like, "Heungh!" [16:19] Chizuko     You suck at explaining things! [16:26] Chizuko     I hate this. [16:30] Chrome     Do it! [16:33] Chrome     You've got this! [16:36] Chrome     You can do it! [16:56] Chizuko     Grandpa?! [16:58] Grandpa     Wh-What are you two up to? [17:03] Chizuko     Why are you here? [17:04] Chizuko     How? [17:06] Grandpa     Eh? I just walked in from above. SIGN    Date Home SIGN    Fossa Magna Base [17:20] Grandpa     My grandchild is barfing! [17:22] Chrome     Was there something that     she found so repugnant? [17:26] Grandpa     But you know, this takes me back to     the first time I met you, Chrome-san. [17:32] Grandpa     You were out on the streets,     so I took you home, and... [17:39] Grandpa     I invited you to sleep in the crawl space. [17:44] Grandpa     Though... [17:46] Grandpa     Was it always so big? [17:48] Chizuko     You could have told me! [17:50] Grandpa     I never expected this to happen! [17:55] Chizuko     Take him back to where you found him! [17:57] Chizuko     He's not some stray dog or cat! [17:59] Chrome     Now, now. Calm down. [18:08] Chrome     It's about to begin, is it not? [18:12] Chizuko     We teleported just now, didn't we? [18:15] Chrome     Maybe? SIGN    I get knocked down,      but I get up again [18:16] Chizuko     You're lying through your teeth! [18:19] Chizuko     Wait, so... [18:20] Chizuko     Did I not need to sign that cont— [18:22] Chrome     Didn't I tell you? [18:24] Chrome     I'm a bad grown-up. [18:30] Chizuko     I don't accept this, you villain! [18:32] Chizuko     Welcome to my side! [18:34] Chizuko     Look, it's starting! [18:37] Chizuko     Record it! [18:38] Grandpa     Oh, is it five already? [18:40] Grandpa     I should start making dinner. [18:44] Chizuko     And so... [18:46] Chizuko     Chrome stayed for dinner. [18:55] Chrome     Delightful. [20:31] Chrome     No! Higher! [20:35] Chrome     That's it! [20:37] Chrome     That's the neck! [20:39] Chrome     Their weak point! [20:41] Chizuko     What are these guys doing? [20:43] Chrome     Ah! Date Chizuko! [20:46] Chizuko     They're disturbing the neighborhood. [20:49] Chrome     An opportune time to encounter      you, Date Chizuko. [20:52] Chrome     The Kuma Kaijins aren't warming up to me. [20:55] Chrome     What should I do? [20:56] Chizuko     What is this, counseling? [20:58] Chrome     They'll take my orders, but I can't     help feeling that they're reluctant. [21:04] Chizuko     I guess... you could give them      treats or something? [21:10] Chrome     You're a genius! [21:12] Chizuko     Were you out shopping? [21:17] Chizuko     Burdock root? [21:19] Chrome     This is the way! [21:21] Chizuko     Wait, you're scaring them! [21:23] Chizuko     They think it's a wood stick! [21:30] Chizuko     Stop, stop! [21:31] Chizuko     Have a candy! [21:39] Chizuko     Yes! [21:43] Chizuko     Don't get too attached to me. [21:45] Chizuko     You smell like animal. [21:47] Chrome     No fair, Date Chizuko! [21:49] Chizuko     It's not on purpose. [21:51] Chrome     Why is this all so comfy?! [21:53] Chrome     Embrace me, too! [21:59] Chrome     See? Here we go again. [22:01] Chrome     You can feel the reluctance. [22:02] Chrome     That was an order, but it wasn't. [22:05] Chrome     This isn't it! [22:07] Chrome     Do I not have what it takes for     the Kuma Kaijin to like me? [22:14] Chizuko     Why not give them something they     like instead of burdock root? [22:17] Chrome     Something they like? [22:19] Chrome     I see... [22:20] Chrome     I don't know anything about the Kuma Kaijin. [22:28] Chrome     You all... [22:31] Chrome     We're returning home! [22:33] Chrome     We're having a hot pot party tonight! [22:37] Chizuko     Wh-Why now? [22:38] Chrome     I happen to know that enemies can     become friends around the dinner table. [22:44] Chizuko     We haven't become friends! [22:46] Chizuko     Yeah, we had dinner together once, but... [22:48] Chrome     Furthermore, hot pot is optimal for learning     about others and creating group cohesion. [22:54] Chrome     Well, Kuma Kaijins... [22:56] Chrome     Let us begin our jolly hot pot party! [23:02] Chrome     Date Chizuko, might you join us? [23:05] Chizuko     Wh-Why would I ever go? [23:08] Chizuko     Go sit around your hot pot in     the basement by yourselves. [23:12] Chrome     But we may grow closer. [23:15] Chrome     You and I, that is. Even closer. SIGN    Stormy weather this weekend?! SIGN    Weather report after this! [23:24] Chrome     Berry Blossom! [23:26] Chrome     Eat my low-hot-food-tolerance     Kuma Kaijin's ultimate punch! [23:30] Chizuko     They can't handle warm food, huh? SIGN    #3 Moshi-Moshi to My Oshi [23:35] Chizuko     Episode 3: "Moshi-Moshi to My Oshi." 3 - Moshi-Moshi to My Oshi Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Noichigo     I'm Noichigo Kaju. [00:05] Noichigo     Just an ordinary high schooler living     in Naniga City, N Prefecture. [00:09] TV     We now bring you some     viewer-submitted footage. SIGN    Submitted by      Mashirou-san [00:16] Noichigo     Hold it! [00:21] Noichigo     You didn't need to upload that. [00:24] Mashirou     Why not? [00:25] Mashirou     You're doing good work.     Why not flaunt it some? [00:30] Bear     Bear, bear! [00:31] Noichigo     Th-Thank you. [00:36] Noichigo     Kuma Kaijin?! SIGN    The Next Day [00:43] Chizuko     Why is this so stupid? SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 90 0 90 SIGN    Notice of Evil Deed           I will be committing an act     of evil tomorrow at 3 PM     at Nikoniko Nishi Park.      I will sit on a swing and refuse      to give way even for a child.          Fossa Magna      Evil Mastermind      Chrome      [00:46] Chrome     I tried writing a crime     warning for the first time. [00:49] Chrome     Not bad, is it? [00:51] Chizuko     If you were giving it to Berry Blossom,     couldn't you make it look cooler? SIGN    Chomp SIGN    Chomp SIGN    Chomp SIGN    Chomp SIGN    Gulp [00:55] Chrome     I never gave it to her. [00:57] Chrome     I had my Kuma Kaijins hand them out in town. [01:00] Chizuko     Why does it have to be so convoluted? [01:03] Chizuko     Are you sure she's going to read it? [01:05] Chrome     I'm sure she will. [01:07] Chrome     She's a hero of justice, after all. [01:09] Chizuko     Er... [01:10] Chrome     Now, let us do evil, Date Chizuko! SIGN    Berry Blossom     is sooo cool!! SIGN    HOOOOOONK SIGN    Struck Oil SIGN    She's eating crab... SIGN    Coo Coo SIGN    Phew SIGN    I made hayashi rice!! SIGN    You're eating it?! SIGN    #3 "Moshi-Moshi to My Oshi" [03:06] Chrome     Date Chizuko... [03:08] Chrome     What say you to a game of Life? [03:10] Chizuko     You're already giving up?! [03:12] Chrome     But I can't! [03:13] Chrome     The weather's even more     villainous than I am! [03:16] Chizuko     What does that even mean? [03:17] Chizuko     You already put out a notice! [03:19] Chrome     We cannot even be sure that she     would have seen the pamphlet. [03:24] Chizuko     That's not what you said earlier! [03:26] Chizuko     I'll go take a look. [03:31] Chrome     Wait! It's dangerous out     there, Date Chizuko. [03:34] Chizuko     It's right there! I'll be fine! SIGN    Date SIGN    Nikoniko Nishi Park [03:45] Chizuko     It's so windy. [03:47] Chizuko     There's no way even Berry Blossom     would be out in this weather. [03:50] Chizuko     She's here! SIGN    Chizuko     so happy! [03:52] Chizuko     I'm so grateful she came out after     seeing that janky pamphlet. [03:56] Chizuko     But... [03:57] Mashirou     Let's go home, Berry! [03:59] Noichigo     I'm not leaving! [04:01] Noichigo     I'm waiting until they come! [04:02] Mashirou     There's no way they're coming! [04:04] Noichigo     No, they absolutely will! [04:06] Chizuko     They're in a heated argument. [04:08] Chizuko     Wait, that cat's talking. [04:11] Mashirou     There's no way! [04:13] Mashirou     I'm going to get blown away! [04:15] Chizuko     I feel like I've seen him somewhere... [04:24] Mashirou     B-Berry! [04:27] Mashirou     S-Somebody! Somebody! [04:30] Chizuko     This is bad! [04:32] Chizuko     Hang on tight! [04:35] Chizuko     That nailed her right in     the face! Is she all right? [04:39] Chizuko     She's okay, right? [04:42] Chizuko     So close... [04:43] Chizuko     She smells nice. [04:45] Mashirou     Thank you so much, mysterious lady. [04:48] Chizuko     N-Not at all. [04:49] Chizuko     We need to get her somewhere safe. [04:53] Chizuko     I'm home! [04:56] Chrome     Welco— [05:04] Chizuko     Stop playing solo Othello at the front     door! This isn't even your home! [05:06] Chrome     I am sightless, Date Chizuko! [05:09] Chizuko     We're going to have Berry Blossom     rest here for a while. [05:12] Chrome     I just happen to have conjured     up some business with her. [05:18] Chizuko     Stay put! [05:20] Chizuko     Don't you dare come out     of that room over there! [05:26] Chizuko     Thanks for waiting. [05:28] Mashirou     Er, I thought I saw someone... [05:31] Chizuko     You're hallucinating. It's all good. [05:33] Mashirou     All... good? [05:39] Chizuko     She doesn't seem to be hurt,     but she isn't waking up. [05:44] Mashirou     Berry! [05:46] Noichigo     Pancakes... [05:48] Noichigo     Two, please. [05:49] Noichigo     Actually, five. [05:52] Mashirou     Whew, she's just asleep. [05:56] Chizuko     Thank you very much. [05:59] Mashirou     I mean, that's our line, though. [06:02] Chizuko     I hope she eats her fill. [06:04] Chizuko     I'll make her pancakes     until my arms fall off. [06:08] Chizuko     Also... [06:11] Chizuko     Berry Blossom is in my home. [06:16] Mashirou     Y-You know her? [06:18] Chizuko     Yes, well... [06:21] Chizuko     Her godliness hits like a body blow. [06:24] Chizuko     Crap, my eyes are going to burn     if I look at her any longer! [06:33] Chizuko     Such high resolution! [06:35] Chizuko     Such long lashes! [06:36] Chizuko     Such glossy lips! [06:38] Chizuko     Braids! [06:42] Mashirou     Um... [06:46] Chizuko     S-Sorry for staring! [06:47] Mashirou     Oh, well, I can't blame you for staring     at someone who looks like that. [06:51] Mashirou     Would it be all right if I asked you     to keep her here a little longer? [06:56] Chizuko     Cat? [06:57] Chizuko     A cat? [06:59] Chizuko     Sure, for as long as she needs. [07:01] Mashirou     Her exhaustion seems to     have caught up with her. [07:04] Mashirou     She was up all night studying for exams, too. [07:07] Chizuko     He's talking. [07:09] Chizuko     Exams? [07:10] Mashirou     Oh, no, I meant... [07:12] Mashirou     Right, I haven't introduced myself yet. SIGN    Shrug [07:17] Mashirou     I'm Berry Blossom's handler, Mashirou. SIGN    Mashirou [07:20] Mashirou     Here. [07:21] Chizuko     Uh-huh... SIGN    Warm... SIGN    Mashirou [07:24] Chizuko     It's lukewarm. [07:27] Chizuko     I'm sorry, Mashirou-san, I'm not aware... [07:30] Chizuko     What do you do? [07:32] Mashirou     Everything except fighting. SIGN    Zzzz... [07:34] Mashirou     She tends to lose sight of her surroundings. [07:37] Mashirou     So I have to support her behind the scenes. [07:40] Chizuko     Squee! Mashirou-san! SIGN    Squee [07:42] Mashirou     If only I were more powerful... [07:44] Mashirou     I'd take down that wretched     organization myself! [07:48] Chizuko     Such a dark aura. SIGN    Crash! [07:51] Mashirou     What?! [07:52] Chizuko     What was that noise? [07:53] Chizuko     What is he playing with? [07:55] Chizuko     Don't worry. You're just hearing things. [07:58] Mashirou     I'm pretty sure I should be concerned. [07:59] Chizuko     I-I need to change the subject. [08:02] Chizuko     Um... [08:03] Chizuko     So, I'm actually a huge Berry Blossom fan. [08:07] Mashirou     R-Really?! [08:09] Chizuko     Yes. SIGN    Submitted by      Mashirou-san [08:10] Chizuko     You know how they show viewer     submissions on the evening news? [08:14] Chizuko     I watch those every time. [08:17] Chizuko     Huh? [08:18] Mashirou     You watch those?! I'm so happy to hear it! SIGN    Oooh! [08:21] Mashirou     I'm the one filming those! [08:24] Mashirou     See, my bell here is a camera. [08:27] Mashirou     You said you don't know me,     but of course you don't. [08:31] Mashirou     The photographer doesn't     show up in the shot. [08:33] Mashirou     I guess having an insider submit clips     is technically not okay, but y'know. [08:40] Chizuko     I just... I dunno... SIGN    Hmmmm...?! [08:43] Mashirou     What is it, miss?! [08:45] Mashirou     I just want the world to     know more about Berry! [08:48] Chizuko     I get that! [08:49] Chizuko     Thank you very much! [08:50] Chizuko     But... [08:51] Chizuko     I wish you would put your     good looks to use more. SIGN    Blush [08:55] Chizuko     A magical girl and a thing     that's, like, two heads tall... [08:58] Chizuko     Is that all you are? [09:01] Chizuko     Nay, the potential there is infinite! [09:06] Chizuko     I just want you to capture     that glamour on camera. [09:09] Chizuko     But you're the cameraman, so... [09:13] Chizuko     I just can't! [09:14] Mashirou     She's unhinged. SIGN    Jeez... [09:16] Mashirou     I never knew Berry had     such caring fans, though. [09:21] Mashirou     Thanks, lady. [09:23] Mashirou     You seem like you'd make a great producer. [09:25] Mashirou     It'd be nice if we could work     on something together, huh? [09:32] Chizuko     Too bold! [09:33] Mashirou     Too bold?! [09:35] Mashirou     A blackout? [09:36] Chrome     I grow tired of playing by myself. [09:39] Chizuko; Mashirou     Chrome?! [09:42] Noichigo     More, please. [09:43] Chrome     Would you like to play, Mashirou? [09:46] Mashirou     You! [09:47] Mashirou     Why are you here?! SIGN    Miss SIGN    Miss [09:50] Mashirou     Damn you! [09:51] Mashirou     Brrrrtt! [09:52] Mashirou     I can't reach! SIGN    Can't reach...     Arms too short... [09:54] Mashirou     Let go! [09:54] Chizuko     He can't reach. [09:55] Mashirou     Let go, asshole! [09:58] Chrome     Why do you suppose? [10:01] Chrome     It's to retrieve this. SIGN    Mashirou [10:03] Mashirou     My business card! [10:04] Chizuko     Hey, that was for me! [10:07] Mashirou     Give it back! [10:09] Mashirou     That's my business card! SIGN    Mrhhh [10:10] Mashirou     What use do you have for it?! [10:13] Chrome     Something nice. SIGN    Ku          Ku          Ku SIGN    Identity Theft SIGN    Billing fraud SIGN    Spam SIGN    Black Market Trade [10:18] Mashirou     Scary! [10:21] Mashirou     I don't want to think about this anymore! [10:22] Mashirou     I'll let you off the hook for now! SIGN    Dummy! Stupid! [10:24] Mashirou     This isn't over! [10:26] Chizuko     Berry Blossom! [10:30] Chizuko     She's gone... [10:31] Chrome     What a beautiful parting shot. [10:34] Chrome     I shall have to keep it in mind. [10:35] Chizuko     I told you to stay put! [10:38] Chizuko     What are you going to use that     business card for, anyway? [10:41] Chrome     I thought I'd make a phone tree. [10:44] Chizuko     For what, a neighborhood     organization or something?! [10:47] Chrome     Henceforth, we can call in sick     or call out for weather with ease. [10:52] Chizuko     You're actually using     it for something nice?! [10:55] Chrome     Full armor! [10:59] Mashirou     Damn that Chrome! [11:02] Mashirou     Why was he at that girl's home, though? [11:29] Chrome     The storm has passed! [11:30] Chrome     It is a good day to be bad! [11:32] Chrome     Today is the day we commit     evil, Date Chizuko! [11:37] Chizuko     You're full of energy. [11:40] Chrome     I am feeling excellent today! [11:42] Chrome     I feel I can accomplish     what I normally cannot! [11:44] Chrome     Is there anything to do, Date Chizuko?! [11:48] Chizuko     Kidnap someone... and hold them hostage? [11:53] Chrome     Heinous. [11:54] Chizuko     You're the one who asked! [11:57] Chrome     To think you can come up with that     first thing in the morning... [11:59] Chrome     I expect no less of our     prospective senior official. [12:02] Chizuko     I'm not a prospective senior official. [12:03] Chrome     Magnificent! Evil indeed! [12:06] Chrome     I don't know if I can pull it off... [12:09] Chrome     I'm growing nervous. [12:11] Chizuko     Forget the hostage thing. [12:13] Chizuko     Who would you even... [12:17] Mashirou     Hello. [12:20] Mashirou     Thank you for taking care     of me and Berry yesterday. [12:26] Chrome     He has come. [12:29] Chrome     Our summer bug flying into     the fire, Date Chizuko. [12:34] Chizuko     Wait, no! I don't want to get involved! [12:37] Chizuko     With a hostage, we can render her powerless. [12:40] Chizuko     Do you not want to see Berry     Blossom on her knees? [12:44] Chizuko     Her perilous fight? [12:52] Mashirou     Oh, hello. [12:54] Mashirou     This isn't much, but... [12:58] Chizuko     Thank you very much. [13:01] Chizuko     Please, come in. [13:04] Mashirou     Pardon me. [13:07] Mashirou     Berry is back to herself, thanks to you. [13:10] Chizuko     I'm glad to hear that. [13:13] Mashirou     Um... [13:15] Mashirou     By the way... if I may ask... [13:17] Mashirou     What do you and Chrome... [13:21] Mashirou     You scum! [13:23] Mashirou     Untie me! Bastard! [13:23] Chizuko     Th-This hurts... [13:27] Chrome     Apologies, Mashirou. [13:29] Chrome     This is all so that I may succeed     in experiencing capture. [13:32] Chrome     I appreciate your sacrifice. [13:34] Chizuko     What do you mean,     "experiencing capture"? [13:37] Chrome     Well, it's how evil my deeds... [13:40] Chrome     Wait... [13:41] Chrome     To render her powerless... [13:43] Chrome     Huh? [13:44] Chizuko     I witnessed the moment he realized     he doesn't know what he's doing. [13:48] Chrome     In any case, I must complete the kidnapping! [13:51] Chrome     With more deviance! With more elegance! [13:53] Grandpa     I'm home! [13:56] Grandpa     Huh? A guest? [13:58] Chrome     You could say so. [13:59] Mashirou     Are you blind, you old fart?! [14:03] Grandpa     You're pretty unlucky,     getting caught by Chrome-san. [14:07] Grandpa     You'll have to entertain     him for a while, now. [14:10] Chrome     Hang on, Grandpa! That was     supposed to be my line! [14:14] Chizuko     Don't just sit there. Call her! [14:18] Chrome     The call! [14:20] Chrome     Okay... [14:28] Chrome     My demand... [14:30] Chrome     Um... [14:31] Chrome     My demand is... [14:39] Mashirou     It's in my chest pocket. [14:41] Chizuko     Your chest pocket? Er... [14:46] Mashirou     Hello? [14:48] Mashirou     Hello? [14:50] Mashirou     Call her! [14:51] Mashirou     Call Berry Blossom and send for help! [14:55] Chizuko     He didn't chicken out! [14:57] Mashirou     Tch! This is hopeless. My hands are tied! [15:00] Mashirou     The third number in my contacts. [15:02] Chizuko     Right. [15:06] Chizuko     I don't know how he keeps     up his hard-boiled cop act. [15:14] Noichigo     Should I have Earl Grey? [15:16] Noichigo     Actually, I think I'll have orange pekoe. [15:24] Mashirou     Berry! Pick up! Please! [15:27] Chrome     What do we do if she doesn't pick up? [15:29] Chrome     Do we leave a voicemail? [15:30] Chizuko     What kind of evil organization does that? [15:33] Mashirou     Berry! [15:45] Noichigo     Hello? Noichigo here. [15:47] Mashirou     Berry! It's me! [15:49] Mashirou     I'm sorry! I messed up! [15:51] Noichigo     Mashirou? [15:52] Noichigo     Where are you now? [15:56] Chrome     I've taken the phone, Berry Blossom! [16:00] Noichigo     That voice! [16:02] Noichigo     Um... I'm sorry, your voice is     cracking. I can't tell who you are. [16:07] Chrome     Remain calm. [16:09] Chrome     I must remain calm. [16:10] Chrome     Now, listen up! [16:12] Chrome     Your feline fwie— [16:17] Noichigo     My fwiend? [16:20] Chrome     It's over... [16:21] Chizuko     Chrome! [16:24] Chrome     It appears this is it for me... [16:27] Chizuko     No! [16:29] Chrome     I leave you to realize my dream. [16:36] Chrome     My general... [16:40] Chrome     Dante... [16:42] Chizuko     Chrome! [16:47] Mashirou     A magnificent death,     if I may say so as an enemy. [16:52] Mashirou     Dante, was it? [16:55] Chizuko     Me? [16:56] Mashirou     Who else is there? [16:58] Chizuko     N-No, I... [17:01] (Flashback) Chizuko     Do you not want to see Berry     Blossom on her knees? [17:06] (Flashback) Chizuko     Her perilous fight? [17:13] Mashirou     What do you hope to accomplish on your own? [17:17] Chizuko     Watch me. [17:18] Chizuko     I can answer this call. [17:20] Chizuko     And I can take you hostage. [17:23] Chizuko     I am General Dante! [17:28] Grandpa     Chizuko is so quick to get     swept up in the moment. [17:33] Chizuko     "I have one of your men. [17:35] Chizuko     Come to Fossa Magna headquarters     if you want him back." [17:38] Chizuko     Okay, I can do this. [17:40] Chizuko     Hello? [17:42] Noichigo     You finally picked up! [17:44] Noichigo     Jeez! [17:45] Noichigo     I was so worried something was wrong. [17:49] Noichigo     Mashirou? Are you listening? [17:51] Chizuko     She's so cute! [17:53] Noichigo     Hello? [17:54] Chizuko     Y-Yes? [17:56] Noichigo     Was that Mashirou's friend     on the phone earlier? [17:59] Noichigo     I'll reheat your milk later if     you're still out having fun. [18:07] Chizuko     Ow... [18:08] Noichigo     What was that? [18:11] Noichigo     Are you one of Mashirou's friends? [18:14] Noichigo     Did something happen to Mashirou? [18:16] Chizuko     I'm worried about Berry Blossom... [18:19] Chizuko     No! I have to make her squirm! [18:24] Chizuko     She... [18:25] Chizuko     She's eating something! [18:28] Noichigo     Hello? [18:30] Chizuko     I-I have to say it! [18:32] Chizuko     I have to say it! [18:36] Chizuko     I have your Mashirou-san. [18:40] Chizuko     If you want him back, please come get him. [18:48] Chizuko     Yes. [18:49] Chizuko     Yes. [18:50] Chizuko     Please and thank you. [18:53] Chizuko     I can't! [18:56] Chizuko     What... [18:58] Chizuko     What am I, a lost kids' center?! [19:01] Chizuko     I couldn't tell her anything! [19:04] Chizuko     Anything at all! [19:08] Mashirou     Er... Eh? [19:12] Grandpa     Looks like they're done. [19:15] Grandpa     I think that means you can go home now. [19:20] Mashirou     Really? [19:25] Grandpa     See you later. [19:30] Mashirou     Dante, huh? [19:32] Mashirou     I've gotten a good look at your handiwork. [19:36] Mashirou     It looks like we have another     formidable enemy on our hands. [19:46] Chizuko     Chrome... [19:47] Chrome     No. Don't say it. [19:50] Chrome     I know. [19:52] Chrome     I ought to be more prepared     when I do things. [19:55] Chrome     And without a successful outcome,     any effort is for naught. [20:00] Chrome     Most of all... [20:02] Chrome     One should not engage in activities     with which they are not familiar. [20:06] Chizuko     Chrome... [20:08] Chizuko     That was a lot more mundane     than he made it seem. [20:10] Chrome     Am I not correct, General Dante? [20:13] Chizuko     No, I just had no choice but to play along! [20:17] Chrome     Still, Mashirou has identified     you as being on my side. [20:24] Chizuko     Y-You're cornering me again! [20:28] Chrome     I am a bad grown-up. [20:31] Chizuko     This is all because you didn't do your     evil deed like you were supposed to! SIGN    Bamboo Leaf Dango SIGN    A Magical Girl's Battle SIGN    Saburou Ramen [22:15] Noichigo     How despicable of you to jump     the line, Mastermind Chrome! [22:20] Chrome     And what will you do about it? [22:22] N     Here, we see a five-minute clip [22:23] Noichigo     You're making the line longer! [22:24] N     from local news of the battle between     a magical girl and an evil organization. [22:24] Noichigo     You'll pay for this! [22:26] Noichigo     Go to the back of the line! [22:28] Chrome     Nuh-uh! [22:30] N     One man risks his life for the shot. SIGN    Mascot     &     Cameraman SIGN    Mashirou SIGN    Why do you film? [22:37] Mashirou     Well... [22:39] Mashirou     I can't participate in the fight,     so I want to contribute somehow. [22:45] Mashirou     It was more or less just a hobby at first. [22:48] Mashirou     I like looking back on the past. [22:55] N     He edits the video. [22:57] N     Once it's cut down to five minutes,     he sends it off to the local TV station. [23:02] Mashirou     As far as anyone else is concerned,     a magical girl is just as suspicious, right? [23:07] Mashirou     So I've been hoping that she'll become more     famous and be known as a hero of justice. [23:13] N     But there was a large obstacle. SIGN    Another popular program in the same time slot [23:19] N     Low viewership. SIGN    Training Pants Man      "Quick footed!     Training Pants Man" and others SIGN    NN Local      Naniga City News First to Break! [23:21] N     The hardships of a program simultaneous     to another popular one. [23:25] N     It's too late to stop now. [23:28] N     He marches forth in darkness,     knowing not who watches. SIGN    His struggle continues... SIGN    #4 "Soaked on a Rainy Day" [23:35] Chizuko     Episode 4: "Soaked on a Rainy Day." 4 - Soaked on a Rainy Day Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Chrome     Naniga City, N Prefecture. [00:05] Chrome     Some time has passed since I became     an evil mastermind here in this city. [00:10] Chrome     Even the deeds that at first gave me pause [00:15] Chrome     I now complete without hesitation. [00:23] Chrome     Can I continue this way? [00:27] (Flashback) Noichigo     Fossa Magna Leader Chrome! [00:31] (Flashback) Noichigo     What are you doing under the bridge? [00:34] (Flashback) Chrome     M-Magical Girl! [00:37] (Flashback) Noichigo     Starting a fire under a suspicious bridge... [00:40] (Flashback) Noichigo     You're breaking the rules! [00:41] Chrome     I'm just living my life... [00:44] Chrome     But that answer won't do! [00:45] (Flashback) Chrome     This is no place for you! [01:07] (Flashback) Chrome     Try and stop me! [01:14] (Flashback) Noichigo     Ow, ow, ow... [01:28] (Flashback) Noichigo     Ugh! [01:32] Chrome     Wha?! [01:44] (Flashback) Chrome     Th-That's insane! [01:48] (Flashback) Chrome     The bridge! SIGN    My house! [01:55] (Flashback) Chrome     My house! [01:59] (Flashback) Chrome     M-My home! [02:05] (Flashback) Noichigo     Fire! [02:06] (Flashback) Noichigo     Oh, no! It's going to spread! [02:08] (Flashback) Noichigo     I have to put it out! [02:10] (Flashback) Noichigo     Thunderbolt... [02:15] (Flashback) Noichigo     Bloom! [02:21] (Flashback) Noichigo     Extinguish! [02:47] (Flashback) Noichigo     Oh, right. [02:50] (Flashback) Noichigo     Deplorable, evil mastermind Chrome! [02:53] (Flashback) Noichigo     How dare you rig the bridge to collapse? [02:56] (Flashback) Chrome     Huh? Why me? [02:58] (Flashback) Noichigo     You just said, "Yeah!"     You take pleasure in your crimes! [03:02] (Flashback) Chrome     My house! SIGN    My house! [03:04] Chrome     I wasn't saying "yeah!" [03:06] (Flashback) Chrome     No! I meant that my house... [03:08] (Flashback) Chrome     I'm glad you noticed. [03:10] (Flashback) Chrome     Yo, check it out. [03:20] Chrome     I've lost my home... [03:22] Chrome     What ever shall I do now? [03:25] Chrome     No... Get a grip, tear ducts. [03:28] Chrome     A bad grown-up must not cry. [03:33] (Flashback) Grandpa     What's wrong, son? [03:35] (Flashback) Grandpa     Was there a storm or something? [03:40] (Flashback) Chrome     Well... [03:42] (Flashback) Grandpa     Oh, your home, huh? [03:43] Chrome     Boo-hoo. [03:44] (Flashback) Grandpa     That's terrible. [03:45] Chrome     Boo-hoo. [03:46] (Flashback) Grandpa     Why not come to my place for now? [03:52] (Flashback) Grandpa     We're here. SIGN    Date [03:54] (Flashback) Chrome     But... [03:55] (Flashback) Grandpa     Don't worry about it. SIGN    Date [04:00] (Flashback) Grandpa     Are you sure you don't mind     being in the crawl space? [04:03] (Flashback) Chrome     Yes. Thank you. [04:05] (Flashback) Chrome     I can most certainly deal with it. SIGN    Berry Blossom     is sooo cool!! SIGN    HOOOOOONK SIGN    Struck Oil SIGN    She's eating crab... SIGN    Coo Coo SIGN    Phew SIGN    I made hayashi rice!! SIGN    You're eating it?! SIGN    #4 "Soaked on a Rainy Day" [05:43] Chizuko     What a nightmare... [05:45] Chizuko     I don't want to remember it. [05:47] (Flashback) Chizuko     I am General Dante! [05:50] Chizuko     No, no! [05:52] Chizuko     I was just caught up in the moment! [05:56] (Flashback) Chrome     Still, Mashirou has identified     you as being on my side. [06:02] (Flashback) Mashirou     Dante, was it? [06:05] Chizuko     It's all his fault! [06:07] Chizuko     That cursed bastard! Washed-up mastermind! [06:09] Chizuko     I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind today! [06:11] Chizuko     I'm telling him to leave me alone! [06:13] Anchor     And now for the next story. SIGN    Out of nowhere! [06:15] Anchor     We've just learned that this     town's evil organization, [06:18] Anchor     Fossa Magna, will be withdrawing. [06:24] Chizuko     Wait, for real? [06:25] Anchor     Perhaps this is the fruit     of Berry Blossom's efforts. [06:29] Anchor     Next, we move on to a story     about baby capybaras. [06:31] Chizuko     That's it? [06:32] Chizuko     After all that time he spent     trying to recruit me? [06:34] Chizuko     What is he even thinking? [06:34] Chrome     Woot! Posing with the double Vs! [06:37] Chizuko     Wait, no, no! [06:39] Chizuko     He's finally toast! Yay! [06:42] Grandpa     What's Chrome-san going to do now? [06:47] Chizuko     Serves him right!     I'm gonna go rub it in his face! [06:50] Chizuko     Hey, Chrome! SIGN    Totally empty... [06:58] Chizuko     Right, of course he's gone. [07:00] Grandpa     Chizu... [07:01] Chizuko     Oh, I'm gonna be late. [07:03] Chizuko     Later, Grandpa. [07:04] Grandpa     Chizuko! [07:08] Girl B     Hey, did you hear? [07:10] Girl B     The evil organization's apparently gone. [07:13] Girl C     Really? [07:14] Girl C     What does an evil organization do, anyway? [07:17] Girl B     How would I know? [07:19] Girl C     You aren't curious? [07:22] Girl B     So anyway, that capybara yesterday... [07:25] Girl C     Never mind that. Do you     have time after school? [07:28] Chizuko     No one thinks he's a threat at all. [07:38] Chizuko     Eh, that just means peace has come to this     town, and I get to live a normal, plain life. [07:48] Chizuko     What's going to happen     to Berry Blossom, then? [07:51] Girl B     All right! Time to finally go do karaoke today! [07:55] Girl A     Hey, Date-san, wanna... [07:56] Girl A     Huh? She was here just a minute ago. [08:06] Chizuko     If there's no more evil... [08:09] Chizuko     What happens to justice? [08:13] Chizuko     She's not... [08:15] Chizuko     She's not going to just vanish, is she? [08:19] Chizuko     Without Berry Blossom... [08:22] Chizuko     My life won't come back! [08:25] Anchor     That concludes the afternoon news. SIGN    Submitted by      Mashirou-san [08:33] Chizuko     There she is! [08:35] Anchor     We'll end with this clip of Berry     Blossom collecting garbage. SIGN    Submitted by      Mashirou-san [08:41] Chizuko     No... [08:44] Chizuko     Berry Blossom... [08:47] Chizuko     turned into a volunteer girl. [09:21] Girl A     Hey, do you think that girl is okay? [09:38] Chrome     There you are. [09:45] Chrome     I thought I'd find you here. [09:47] Chrome     I'm sure you're aware. [09:50] Chrome     It's become difficult for us to continue     our activities without a general. [09:53] Chrome     It's painful for it to end like this. [10:01] Chrome     I'd hoped to repay your grandpa     somehow for taking me in when I was [10:07] Chrome     out in the rain after losing everything. [10:11] Chrome     Everything is back to how it was before. [10:14] Chrome     You ought to enjoy your normal life. [10:18] Chizuko     What? [10:20] Chizuko     Back to normal? [10:21] Chrome     D-Date Ch-Chizuko? [10:24] Chizuko     What do you mean, "back to normal"? [10:26] Chizuko     You made a huge mess for me! [10:29] Chrome     I-I... er... [10:34] Chizuko     Everything's messed up because you're gone! [10:43] Chizuko     I love magical girls. [10:46] Chizuko     Berry Blossom isn't Berry Blossom if     she isn't fighting evil with her magic. [10:52] Chizuko     And now... What is this?! [10:56] Chizuko     Okay, Chrome... [10:58] Chizuko     I'll do it. [10:59] Chizuko     I'll become a Fossa Magna general. [11:03] Chrome     R-Really? [11:05] Chrome     Are you sure about this? [11:06] Chizuko     Why are you so concerned all of a sudden? [11:09] Chrome     I'm a bad grown-up. You know that, right? [11:11] Chrome     What if I'm just lying again? What then? [11:15] Chizuko     What then? Then nothing! [11:17] Chizuko     Get over yourself! [11:18] Chizuko     I don't care what you say. [11:20] Chizuko     This is my decision! [11:22] Chizuko     If this will make her whole... [11:25] Chizuko     If this will bring back my light, I will     descend as deep into the abyss as I must. [11:30] Chrome     You'll... [11:42] Vending machine     Jackpot! SIGN    Vending SIGN    Jackpot! SIGN    One more drink [12:08] Mashirou     I'm filming, Berry! [12:14] Mashirou     What's the matter? You look depressed. [12:17] Mashirou     Smile! [12:19] Mashirou     Fossa Magna left town! [12:23] Mashirou     What's wrong? [12:24] Mashirou     Is there something you want to say? [12:26] Noichigo     You'd never understand, Mashirou. [12:30] Mashirou     Say what? [12:31] Noichigo     Nothing. [12:33] Mashirou     Come on, tell me! [12:35] Noichigo     Enough already. [12:38] Noichigo     Ooh, pretty garbage. [12:39] Mashirou     Wait! Stop! Stop! [12:41] Mashirou     That's a man o'war! [12:43] Mashirou     It's venomous! [12:51] Noichigo     What's that sound? [12:52] Mashirou     L-Look! [13:00] Noichigo; Mashirou     Chrome! [13:19] Mashirou     What is this? I thought you quit! [13:22] Noichigo     We let them sneak right up on us. [13:25] Noichigo     To think that that leader could     make such a tricky appearance... [13:29] Chizuko     Nailed the entry! [13:32] Chizuko     Well, Boss? [13:33] Mashirou     Yes, splendid indeed. [13:35] Mashirou     I knew you wouldn't let me down, General. [13:37] Chizuko     Next... [13:38] Mashirou     Mm-hm, understood. [13:43] Noichigo     A wormhole?! [14:07] Mashirou     Ow, ow, ow! [14:10] Noichigo     What are these? [14:11] Noichigo     U-Urchins?! [14:13] Chrome     All-natural and delivered fresh! [14:16] Noichigo     How could you... [14:20] Noichigo     What is this? Why does something feel off? [14:23] Chizuko     All right. Here we go. [14:26] Chrome     Now for the main act. [14:28] Mashirou     Behind you, Berry! [14:35] Noichigo     It can't be... [14:37] Noichigo     I was being lured in?! [14:39] Noichigo     All of those attacks until     now were diversions?! [14:44] Noichigo     Looks like you've had an upgrade. [14:46] Noichigo     You've only ever known how     to fight using brute force. [14:48] Noichigo     Where did you learn to be so cowardly? [14:51] Chizuko     This hurts my chest so much. [15:00] Chrome     Cowardly and proud of it! [15:01] Chrome     Now, let me watch you— [15:03] Chrome     So salty! [15:04] Mashirou     You botched your line, idiot! [15:06] Mashirou     Don't get swept up in their     distractions, Berry. [15:08] Mashirou     Go after the Kuma Kaiji— [15:09] Noichigo     I know! [15:10] Mashirou     W-Wait... [15:12] Mashirou     She's smiling? [15:23] Noichigo     This is it! [15:25] Noichigo     This is what I wanted! [15:30] Noichigo     Berry Blossom... [15:33] Noichigo     This is her best moment. [15:37] Noichigo     She's so... [15:41] Mashirou     How could you be so excited?! [15:43] Chrome     That's it. [15:44] Chrome     That's what I like to see. [15:46] Chrome     This adrenaline-pumping,     nail-biting, evenly-matched fight. [15:49] Chrome     Isn't that right, Date Chizu... [15:52] Chrome     ko... [15:59] Chrome     She's sobbing uncontrollably. [16:04] Chrome     I won't get any instructions     out of her in that state. [16:08] Chrome     Say, Kuma Kaijins... SIGN    Shhhh... [16:13] Chrome     The silent treatment? [16:14] Chrome     Please don't give me the silent treatment. [16:19] Noichigo     Fossa Magna, prepare yourself! [16:23] Chrome     It looks like brute force     is my only option now! [16:31] Chrome     Go forth! [16:32] Noichigo     I see you mean business! [16:33] Noichigo     I'll respond in kind! [16:37] Noichigo     My ultimate attack! [16:39] Noichigo     Thunderbolt... [16:45] Noichigo     Bloom! [16:50] Chizuko     Isn't this that... [17:00] Mashirou     They're burning! [17:03] Chizuko     This is the Thunderbolt Bloom! [17:06] Chizuko     It's so... Oh my God... [17:07] Chizuko     Thank you so... much... [17:19] Mashirou     Dude! That was dangerous! Holy crap! [17:23] Noichigo     Sorry, Mashirou. I got carried away. [17:27] Mashirou     What if that had landed?! [17:29] Mashirou     This is all... [17:33] Mashirou     He got away! [17:36] Noichigo     Don't worry, Mashirou. [17:38] Noichigo     Every time he comes back,     he's gonna have to deal with me! [17:42] Mashirou     Why are you enjoying this so much?! [17:59] Chrome     You're awake. [18:00] Chrome     Today's was a rather spectacular battle. [18:04] Chizuko     How do still you have so much strength? [18:08] Chrome     You haven't built up resistance     yet. Take it easy. [18:12] Chrome     Say, Date Chizuko, you care not for     defeating Berry Blossom, do you? [18:20] Chizuko     W-Well... [18:21] Chrome     I have no intention of protesting. [18:24] Chrome     You chose this path for the     sake of your own desires. [18:29] Chrome     I appreciate that. [18:32] Chrome     You work not for others.     You work not for the organization. [18:36] Chrome     You work for your own benefit. [18:39] Chrome     That makes you perfect     for an evil organization. [18:43] Chrome     Please carry on. [18:46] Chizuko     The heck? [18:52] Chrome     You'll be taking damage     for the next few days. [18:59] Anchor     On to the next story. SIGN    Evil Organization     Withdrawing its withdrawal [19:01] Anchor     The evil organization has announced     that it is withdrawing its withdrawal. [19:05] Chizuko     And so I, Date Chizuko,     began my life as an evil general. [19:13] Girl B     I heard the leader's withdrawal was a lie. [19:15] Girl C     Those crooks! [19:16] Girl C     That might be the first time I've seen that     organization do anything actually bad. [19:22] Chrome     Welcome. [19:29] Chrome     We have a new karaage sandwich. [19:32] Chrome     Would you be interested? [21:08] Kuma Kaijin     Bear... [21:09] Kuma Kaijin     Bear? [21:12] Kuma Kaijin     Bear... [21:13] Grandpa     Oh? [21:15] Grandpa     What's wrong? [21:16] Grandpa     Have you gotten lost? [21:19] Grandpa     What's that? You're lonely     being by yourself? [21:22] Grandpa     Chrome-san's at work, Chizuko's at school... [21:25] Grandpa     And the others are still stunned? [21:29] Grandpa     Oh, I know. [21:30] Grandpa     I'm on my way to the go club. [21:32] Grandpa     Wanna join me, bear guy? [21:37] Kuma Kaijin     Bear! [21:40] Grandpa     All right, let's go! SIGN    Go Club Toughness [21:50] Kuma Kaijin     Bear... [21:51] Grandpa     What's the matter? [21:53] Grandpa     Come on! [21:54] Grandpa     Come on! [21:55] Grandpa     What's gotten into you? [21:58] Grandpa     Come on, I say! [22:01] Woman     My! [22:03] Woman     Hello there, Date-san. [22:05] Kuma Kaijin     Bear? [22:06] Glasses     I look forward to playing you again today. [22:08] Woman     How cute! [22:09] Woman     A beginner, huh? [22:11] Woman     You're more than welcome to join! [22:12] Grandpa     See? Everyone's really nice here. [22:15] Kuma Kaijin     Bear. [22:25] Grandpa     You have nothing to fear. [22:27] Kuma Kaijin     Bear, bear, bear! [22:29] Glasses     Well, let's begin. [22:33] Radio     Start the music! [22:39] Grandpa     This go club's motto is to     maintain both go and muscle! [22:47] Grandpa     Building strength and concentration     is what this go club is all about! [22:58] Radio     You did it! [23:00] Radio     Go! [23:02] Grandpa     That was a good workout. [23:03] Grandpa     Well? [23:04] Grandpa     Feel the power of go? [23:18] Chrome     You there, Kuma Kaijin. [23:20] Chrome     Is there a problem? [23:21] Chrome     You're completely stiff. [23:22] Kuma Kaijin     Bear, bear.. [23:24] Chrome     Go power? [23:25] Chrome     Overflowing? [23:27] Chrome     What the hell are you talking about?! SIGN    #5 "Ominous Unknowns" [23:35] Text; Chizuko     Episode 5: "Ominous Unknowns." 5 - Ominous Unknowns Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:15] Noichigo     It's snowing so hard. [00:20] Noichigo     I've been helping with stuff all afternoon. [00:30] (Flashback) Noichigo     It's a jizo statue. [00:32] (Flashback) Noichigo     You must be cold under all that snow. SIGN    Boof [00:38] (Flashback) Mashirou     I'm no jizo statue! [00:40] (Flashback) Noichigo     The jizo statue talked! [00:45] (Flashback) Mashirou     I said I'm not a statue! [00:47] Mashirou     Jeez, she's such a klutz. [00:50] Mashirou     Welp, I guess she's gonna     run away from me, too. [00:53] Mashirou     Just like everyone else. [00:55] (Flashback) Guy     It talked! [00:56] (Flashback) Girl     Ew, creepy cat! [00:58] (Flashback) Woman     Help! It's a dangerous creature! [01:06] (Flashback) Noichigo     You're so cold. [01:08] Mashirou     What, she's not gonna run? [01:21] (Flashback) Noichigo     Are you okay with milk? [01:22] (Flashback) Mashirou     Huh? Yeah. [01:23] (Flashback) Noichigo     Extra rich. SIGN    Extra Rich [01:24] (Flashback) ---     Okay... [01:25] (Flashback) Mashirou     I'm surprised you're willing to take me in. [01:28] (Flashback) Mashirou     I'm clearly suspicious. [01:31] (Flashback) Noichigo     I guess. Well, it's a habit. [01:34] (Flashback) Noichigo     I've always had a hard time     ignoring people in need. [01:38] (Flashback) Noichigo     I know. I'm insufferable. [01:41] (Flashback) Mashirou     So you're a do-gooder. [01:45] (Flashback) Mashirou     Anyway... [01:46] (Flashback) Mashirou     Thanks for helping me, miss. [01:48] (Flashback) Mashirou     This may not be the best time to ask... [01:52] (Flashback) Mashirou     But would you be willing     to become a magical girl? [01:56] (Flashback) Noichigo     A m-magical girl? [01:58] (Flashback) Mashirou     An evil organization is     on its way to this town. [02:02] (Flashback) Mashirou     I want you to fight it. [02:04] (Flashback) Noichigo     Wait, but how do you know that? [02:08] (Flashback) Mashirou     Just my precognition powers. [02:09] (Flashback) Noichigo     Really? Wow! [02:11] (Flashback) Noichigo     I can't, though. [02:13] (Flashback) Noichigo     I'm not cut out for such a big job. [02:16] (Flashback) Mashirou     You don't have to. SIGN    Sulk [02:18] (Flashback) Mashirou     It's just a request. [02:20] (Flashback) Mashirou     It just means that I'll be a     teensy bit inconvenienced. SIGN    Teensy [02:24] (Flashback) Noichigo     Okay, I'll do it! [02:27] (Flashback) Mashirou     Oh, you will? Thank you! [02:30] (Flashback) Mashirou     In that case... [02:39] (Flashback) Mashirou     From now on, you're a hero of justice. [02:46] (Flashback) Mashirou     I think this'll be perfect for     your insufferable personality. [02:50] (Flashback) Noichigo     But my shoulders and legs are     showing. It's embarrassing. [02:54] (Flashback) Noichigo     And the frills are so frilly. [02:56] (Flashback) Mashirou     Oh, also... SIGN    Fu fu fu [02:57] (Flashback) Mashirou     You get a wand, too. [02:59] (Flashback) Noichigo     That's a level up! [03:00] (Flashback) Mashirou     I'm Mashirou. I look forward     to working with you. [03:05] (Flashback) Noichigo     Um... I'm Noichigo Kaju. [03:07] (Flashback) Noichigo     Nice to meet you, Mashirou. SIGN    Happy Happy Shopping District [03:18] (Flashback) Noichigo     Wanna have milk when we     get home? Your favorite. [03:21] (Flashback) Mashirou     Yeah. [03:22] (Flashback) Noichigo     Extra rich! [03:23] Mashirou     I never said anything     about liking it, though. [03:32] (Flashback) Chrome     Suffer inconvenience! [03:34] (Flashback) Chrome     Suffer inconvenience! SIGN    Sus... [03:36] Chrome     Suffer inconvenience! Suffer     inconvenience! Suffer inconvenience! [03:40] (Flashback) Mashirou     Chrome? [03:42] (Flashback) Mashirou     It's him! He's the mastermind! [03:44] (Flashback) Mashirou     Of the evil organization Fossa Magna! [03:47] (Flashback) Mashirou     Hurry! Transform, quick! [03:50] (Flashback) Noichigo     B-But I'm not ready! [03:59] (Flashback) Mashirou     Not bad. [04:00] (Flashback) Noichigo     Stop right there! [04:02] (Flashback) Noichigo     Fossa Magna! [04:04] (Flashback) Mashirou     And who are you? [04:08] (Flashback) Noichigo     Wh-Who am I? Um... [04:11] Noichigo     Noichigo Kaju... [04:12] Noichigo     is my real name, so... [04:14] Noichigo     My name... I'm... [04:16] (Flashback) Noichigo     A hero of justice. [04:18] (Flashback) Noichigo     I'm a hero of justice. [04:22] (Flashback) Noichigo     My name is tentatively Berry Blossom! SIGN    Berry Blossom     is sooo cool!! SIGN    HOOOOOONK SIGN    Struck Oil SIGN    She's eating crab... SIGN    Coo Coo SIGN    Phew SIGN    I made hayashi rice!! SIGN    You're eating it?! [05:58] Noichigo     Berry Blossom! [06:00] Chizuko     Berry! SIGN    Submitted by      Mashirou-san [06:01] Chizuko     Berry! Berry! Berry! [06:03] Chizuko     No Berry, no life! [06:05] Chrome     Good morning, Date Chizuko. SIGN    Seriously? [06:07] Chizuko     "Good morning"? It's past noon already. [06:09] Chrome     I am unburdened by the need     to maintain a sleep schedule. [06:12] Chrome     For I am evil. [06:14] Chizuko     I'm Date Chizuko. [06:15] Chizuko     Stuff happened, and now I'm an evil general. SIGN    Submitted by      Mashirou-san [06:20] Chizuko     All to give my favorite     girl a chance to shine. SIGN    #5 "Ominous Unknowns" [06:29] Chrome     The weather in this town is treacherous. [06:31] Chrome     However, such weather means... [06:37] Chrome     I can do that thing where I emerge     from dark, ominous clouds! [06:40] Chrome     It's great. SIGN    Hmph. [06:42] Chrome     It's #1 on the Things To Do     When You Turn Evil rankings. SIGN    According to what research? [06:45] Chrome     I wish to teach you, my new     general, the joys of it. [06:48] Chizuko     N-No thanks. [06:49] Chrome     It's settled! Let us get dressed! [06:56] Chrome     I see... It's the end of the month... [06:58] Chrome     I've been put on low-speed mode. [07:00] Chrome     I've used my magic a lot this month. SIGN    Refill SIGN    Senguin [07:06] Chizuko     I think you should drop the whole     "from dark, ominous clouds" thing. [07:11] Chrome     What fortuitous timing, Grandpa! [07:13] Grandpa     Grandpa here. [07:14] Chrome     Gimme a ride, Grandpa! [07:16] Grandpa     Sure thing. [07:17] Chizuko     I never said you could     boss my grandpa around! [07:20] Grandpa     My beloved truck! [07:22] Chizuko     I'll stay home. It's a two-seater anyway. [07:26] Chrome     Hold it! It's all right! [07:28] Chrome     I'll take the cargo bed if I have to! [07:30] Chizuko     You're so persistent! SIGN    Cargo [07:32] Chizuko     You're not supposed to be on the cargo bed     unless you're there to watch the cargo. SIGN    Liability [07:36] Chrome     Liability... [07:39] Chrome     Good. [07:41] Chizuko     We're driving around like this? [07:43] Chrome     Help me pack them, Date Chizuko! [07:46] Chizuko     It's so light! [07:47] Chizuko     What's wrong with these Kuma Kaijins? [07:49] Chizuko     They're so light and pale. [07:51] Chrome     Nay! We need only fool the eye for now! [07:55] Chizuko     And this is how people lose their humanity. [08:03] Chrome     I've never done anything like this. [08:08] Popo     You there, kei-truck! Stop! [08:12] Grandpa     Wanna lose 'em? [08:13] Chizuko     We aren't losing them, Grandpa! [08:20] Popo     Sorry I had to stop you. [08:23] Chrome     N-Not at all. SIGN    N Prefecture Police [08:25] Popo     I happened to see you in the back there. [08:30] Popo     That's pretty dangerous, you see. [08:32] Popo     We'd prefer if you didn't do that. [08:37] Popo     Are you holding an event? A festival? [08:39] Chrome     Uh, yeah. Something like that. [08:41] Popo     Judging from your outfit,     it must be a hero show. [08:45] Chrome     Well... [08:46] Chrome     The magical girl isn't involved this time. [08:48] Chrome     It's just us emerging from dark clouds. [08:50] Popo     That's rough, working in this awful weather. [08:52] Popo     Take care and go get got good. [08:55] Chrome     Right... [09:02] Chizuko     I can't see him... [09:03] Chizuko     But Chrome's super bummed. [09:07] Chrome     The officer didn't notice that I'm an     evil mastermind on a mission of evil. [09:11] Chrome     He even worried about me! [09:13] Chizuko     Sorry, I can't hear you. [09:17] Chrome     Kuma Kaijins! [09:21] Chrome     Kuma Kaijins! [09:23] Chizuko     Even your voice is empty! [09:25] Chrome     Making them lighter backfired! [09:28] Grandpa     You're supposed to be watching them! SIGN    Ouch [09:40] Noichigo     A Kaijin! [09:41] Mashirou     Is he nearby? [09:43] Noichigo     We have to go after it! [10:01] Noichigo     I won't allow evil in this town! [10:04] Noichigo     Magical Girl Berry Blossom is on the scene! [10:10] Noichigo     Catch the evil and a bright future! [10:12] Mashirou     Let's go! [10:13] Noichigo     Yeah! [10:14] Chrome     Emerging from dark clouds without     the kaijins is going to look stupid. [10:18] Chizuko     Dark clouds! Dark clouds! [10:19] Chizuko     Let's just get the dark clouds going! [10:21] Chrome     Stop rushing me! [10:32] Noichigo     I'm ready for you, Fossa Magna! [10:48] Chrome     I'm spent... [10:49] Chizuko     He's still there. [10:51] Chrome     I couldn't emerge from it... SIGN    Here [10:54] Chrome     But I did manage to summon it. [10:57] Chrome     All that's left now... [10:59] Chrome     is to go home. [11:01] Chizuko     Why did we even come here? Seriously. [11:04] Grandpa     Oh, let's stop by the supermarket. [11:06] Grandpa     I hear tuna spines are on sale today. [11:14] Noichigo     It's coming! [11:16] Noichigo     It's not coming... [11:18] Noichigo     It's coming! [11:20] Noichigo     It's not coming... [11:21] Noichigo     It's coming! [11:23] Noichigo     It's not coming... SIGN    Low-Speed Mode Disabled [11:30] Chrome     Low-speed mode disabled! [11:33] Chrome     Any evil deed you name is within     our capacity now, Date Chizuko... [11:36] Chrome     Nay, General Dante! [11:39] Chizuko     One second. [11:40] Chizuko     I'm soaking this in right now. SIGN    Always watch television at a good distance and in a well-lit room. [11:43] Noichigo     It's over, Evil Mastermind Chrome! [11:45] Chrome     Are you watching that again, Date Chizuko? [11:49] Noichigo     That's as far as you go, Fossa Magna! SIGN    Submitted by      Mashirou-san [11:57] Chizuko     It's not what you think! [11:58] Chizuko     I mean... it is what you     think, but it's not! [12:00] Chizuko     Does Berry Blossom lose her     ability to attack with magic SIGN    Submitted by      Mashirou-san [12:03] Chizuko     whenever she loses her magic wand? [12:14] Chrome     You absolute genius! [12:17] Chrome     Make haste! [12:18] Chrome     Bad things don't come to those who wait! [12:21] Chrome     Hear me, Berry Blossom! [12:24] Chrome     I am shouting and causing a disturbance     throughout the neighborhood! [12:29] Chizuko     That's a half-assed evil deed. [12:31] Chizuko     Is that even going to work? [12:34] Noichigo     No shouting for me so loudly! [12:37] Chizuko     She's actually coming! SIGN    Pant Pant Pant [12:44] Noichigo     You never came last time! [12:47] Noichigo     And now you call for me?! [12:50] Chrome     Last time? [12:51] Chizuko     Does she mean the dark cloud thing? [12:53] Chizuko     I feel so bad. [12:55] Noichigo     Just what do you think you're     doing, Evil Mastermind Chrome? [12:59] Chrome     You'll know soon enough. [13:04] Noichigo     A trap? [13:05] Noichigo     You won't stop me so easily! [13:07] Chrome     Now! [13:11] Chrome     Kuma Kaijin Mega Spinner! [13:13] Chrome     Bearnado! [13:20] Chizuko     What am I even being forced to watch? [13:26] Noichigo     Wh-Where is it?! [13:30] Chrome     Let's bounce! [13:31] Noichigo     S-Stop right there! [13:34] Chrome     Whee! Whee! [13:37] Chizuko     W-Wait... [13:39] Chrome     Gotcha! [13:41] Chizuko     You need to chill out a little. [13:46] Chrome     The wand is now yours, Date Chizuko. SIGN    Sad... [14:06] Noichigo     I'm sorry, Mashirou. [14:08] Mashirou     What's done is done. [14:10] Noichigo     What do we do? [14:12] Noichigo     I can't use magic without it. [14:15] Noichigo     I know! [14:19] Noichigo     Magical Wands... SIGN    Magical Wands [14:22] Mashirou     Berry, you aren't really going     to shop online, are you?! [14:25] Noichigo     I am. [14:25] Noichigo     It's no use, though. They only have toys. [14:28] Mashirou     Well, yeah. [14:30] Mashirou     I made that thing myself.     There's no way you'll find— [14:33] Noichigo     Found one! SIGN    Commercial-grade Wand          ° magic power sold separately. [14:34] Mashirou     Seriously?! [14:35] Noichigo     It says magic power is sold separately. [14:37] Mashirou     It's legit! [14:38] Noichigo     It'll arrive tomorrow if I order it now. [14:40] Mashirou     Wait, wait, wait, wait... [14:42] Mashirou     How about no? [14:43] Mashirou     I'm really worried about this! [14:45] Noichigo     I'm doing it. [14:46] Noichigo     I have to protect the people. [14:48] Noichigo     I'm a hero of justice, after all. [14:52] Mashirou     Berry... SIGN    Click SIGN    Click SIGN    Click SIGN    Click SIGN    Click [14:56] Mashirou     She's buying a boatload... [14:59] Chrome     Return the wand?! [15:01] Chrome     Are you out of your mind, Date Chizuko? [15:03] Chizuko     I want to keep it, too. [15:05] Chizuko     Like, I seriously want it. A lot. [15:07] Chrome     Then... [15:08] Chizuko     But this isn't it. [15:09] Chizuko     I don't want something we took by force. [15:12] Chizuko     I'm serious. [15:15] Chizuko     You're more used to attacking     head-on, too, aren't you? [15:33] Chrome     Test, test... [15:34] Chrome     Hear me, Berry Blossom! [15:36] Chrome     I am shouting and causing etc. etc.! [15:43] Chrome     Well met, Berry Blossom. [15:46] Chrome     That was quite the miserable     display the other day. [15:48] Chrome     I sympathize with your having to come out     unarmed, but I have business with... [16:12] Noichigo     Commercial-Grade Thunderbolt Bloom! [16:27] Noichigo     I wonder why they gave it back... [16:29] Mashirou     So what are we doing with all these? [16:33] Noichigo     I still prefer the one I'm used to. [16:35] Noichigo     Let's keep some for backup     and sell the rest. [16:37] Mashirou     Fine, fine... SIGN    Clickity Clickity SIGN    A Few Days Later [16:40] Delivery     Delivery. [16:48] Chizuko     What's that? [16:52] Chrome     Ah. [16:53] Chizuko     I-It's only been used once! [16:56] Chizuko     And it was up for sale! It's fair game! [16:58] Chrome     I didn't say anything. [17:09] Chizuko     This one? [17:12] Chizuko     This one... Yeah, it works, too. [17:21] Chrome     I shall go for a stroll. [17:27] Chrome     To leave my underlings to     have a moment of enjoyment [17:31] Chrome     is one of my duties as a leader. [17:34] Chizuko     They skimped a bit on the details. [17:36] Chizuko     Ooh, there's a nub! [17:38] Mashirou     Shoot! [17:39] Mashirou     I forgot to bring soy sauce! [17:41] Mashirou     I'll go back to get some. [17:43] Noichigo     Okay. [17:43] Mashirou     Ka-zoom! [17:47] Chrome     The heroes of justice... [17:49] Chrome     They're totally taking time off! [17:52] Chrome     Literally out to lunch. [17:54] Chrome     I shall have to mock them. [17:57] Chrome     Well? Anything biting? [17:59] Noichigo     Oh, here and there. [18:11] Noichigo     Got one! [18:13] Noichigo     Yay! [18:15] Noichigo     I got a pretty big one. [18:18] Chrome     Has she not noticed that it's me?! [18:21] Noichigo     Is it a rainbow trout? [18:23] Noichigo     I heard that when rainbow trout are raised     in salt water, they're called steelhead trout. [18:28] Chrome     She's literally gone fishing! [18:29] Noichigo     I was afraid to touch it at     first, but I'm used to it now! [18:32] Chrome     And she keeps talking about     stuff I never asked about. [18:35] Noichigo     Oh, it was that Mashirou guy from     earlier that taught me how to fish. [18:39] Chrome     Mashirou, huh? [18:41] Chrome     That sketchy, two-head-tall mystery creature. [18:44] Noichigo     Please don't speak ill of Mashirou. [18:46] Noichigo     He's given me so much. [18:49] Noichigo     Just today, [18:50] Noichigo     he came up with the idea of     holding a barbecue to thank me. [18:54] Mashirou     Huh? Er... [18:55] Mashirou     I don't think that's a barbecue. [19:00] Mashirou     It would appear to be more     of a charcoal stove. [19:02] Noichigo     What? Charcoal stove? That sounds scary! [19:04] Noichigo     It can't be! [19:06] Noichigo     He said... [19:07] (Flashback) Mashirou     This is the most popular     barbecue stove right now. [19:11] (Flashback) Noichigo     You're so knowledgeable, Mashirou! [19:12] Chrome     That isn't even a very thoughtful lie. [19:15] Noichigo     N-No... [19:19] Chrome     Pitiful. [19:20] Chrome     Should a hero of justice be     so foolish and gullible? [19:25] Noichigo     How do you know about that? [19:27] Noichigo     It can't be... [19:28] Noichigo     Are you the evil... [19:30] Noichigo     mastermind's fellow enemy, who's been watching     the viewer submissions of my battles? [19:33] Chrome     Wrong! [19:34] Chrome     She keeps going off on her fantasies! SIGN    Whoa! [19:35] Noichigo     Mashirou submits those videos,     so I don't know much about them, but... [19:36] Chrome     I'm not gonna tell her     until she figures it out! [19:40] Noichigo     So there are people who watch them! [19:43] Chrome     Yeah... Sure. [19:45] Chrome     There's one person who     watches you zealously. [19:47] Chizuko     Wow, it's heavy! [19:49] Chizuko     Berry's so strong! Even her braids are strong! SIGN    Teehee [19:53] Noichigo     That makes me so happy. [19:55] Noichigo     I've never gotten to talk to a fan before. [19:58] Chrome     No, I'm not talking about me. [19:59] Noichigo     I know! [20:00] Noichigo     As a token of our new friendship... [20:02] Noichigo     Please have this fish I just caught! SIGN    Slimy... [20:05] Chrome     No, thank you! [20:06] Chrome     Well, I don't want it, but Date Chizuko... [20:10] Chrome     She might lose her head. [20:19] Mashirou     Chrome! [20:20] Chrome     Don't say it! [20:22] Mashirou     What do you think you're doing to Berry?! [20:27] Chrome     Farewell, heroes of justice! [20:29] Chrome     The fish is mine! [20:32] Mashirou     Give it back, fool! [20:33] Mashirou     Our fish! [20:35] Noichigo     Chrome... [20:36] Noichigo     He knew I was Berry Blossom. [20:39] Noichigo     Why did he make idle conversation with me? [20:42] Noichigo     It can't be... [20:43] Noichigo     When he left me on edge wondering if     he was coming out of the dark cloud... [20:47] Noichigo     When he gave me back my wand... [20:50] (Flashback) Chrome     There's one person who     watches you zealously. [20:54] Noichigo     Was it all because... [20:56] Noichigo     He's my fan?! [20:57] Mashirou     Are you safe, Berry?! [20:59] Noichigo     No way... [20:59] Noichigo     The evil mastermind?! [21:01] Mashirou     Are you sure you're all right, Berry?! [21:10] Noichigo     Maybe I should have given him a bigger fish. [21:15] Mashirou     How are you such a people-pleaser? [21:31] Chrome     Date Chizuko, I come bearing a gift     that you will surely appreciate. [21:35] Chizuko     Chrome? What is it? [21:37] Mashirou     Fishy-fish! [21:38] Chizuko     Raw fish?! [21:42] Chizuko     I don't know what to do with this... [21:44] Chizuko     What were you doing? [21:47] Chrome     Well... [21:49] Chrome     I don't want you to become     envious, so I won't tell you. [21:52] Chizuko     Say what? Wait! [21:54] Chizuko     No, come on! [21:57] Fish     'Sup? [22:02] Chizuko     What am I supposed to do with this?! SIGN    #6 "Hocus de Lawless" [23:35] Chizuko     Episode 6: "Hocus de Lawless." 6 - Hocus de Lawless Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] (Flashback) Teacher     Have you done your homework, everyone? [00:04] (Flashback) Class     Yes! [00:07] (Flashback) Teacher     Good, good. [00:09] (Flashback) Teacher     Oh? [00:10] (Flashback) Teacher     Have you not finished yours, Kuroma-kun? [00:12] (Flashback) Teacher     Be sure to have it done by tomorrow, okay? [00:15] Chrome     My dream for the future? [00:18] Chrome     I can't even achieve my goals now. [00:21] Chrome     Why do I have to think about the future? [00:25] (Flashback) Majima     Hey, you! [00:27] (Flashback) Majima     That's my spot! [00:29] (Flashback) Majima     Get out of— [00:30] (Flashback) Majima     Ow, ow, ow! [00:33] (Flashback) Majima     Don't act like you don't see me! [00:36] (Flashback) Majima     You're that loner from the next class over. [00:41] (Flashback) Majima     You aren't even done yet. [00:43] (Flashback) Majima     Loser. [00:45] (Flashback) Chrome     So what kind of grand plan did you write? [00:49] (Flashback) Kid     Sure. [00:51] (Flashback) Kid     Have a look. [00:55] (Flashback) Kid     You can copy off of mine if you want. [00:58] (Flashback) Kid     I'm just that nice. SIGN    When I Grow Up      I want to be an     evil mastermind. [01:02] Chrome     Yeesh... [01:04] (Flashback) Majima     I heard that! [01:06] (Flashback) Chrome     I hate to tell you this... [01:08] (Flashback) Chrome     but evil masterminds don't     really exist. They're fictional. [01:12] (Flashback) Majima     Idiot. [01:13] (Flashback) Majima     Do I look like a daydreamer to you? [01:18] (Flashback) Majima     They exist! [01:20] (Flashback) Majima     Evil organizations are real. [01:24] (Flashback) Majima     Aha, I got your attention. [01:27] (Flashback) Majima     You know of the company     Omizo Technica, don't you? [01:30] (Flashback) Chrome     Dunno. They're some small     business, aren't they? [01:33] (Flashback) Majima     That's what they want you to believe. [01:35] (Flashback) Majima     But rumor has it they're up to some     sketchy research in the shadows. [01:39] (Flashback) Majima     And they plan to take over     the world with it someday. [01:43] (Flashback) Majima     I'm joining them. [01:45] (Flashback) Majima     I'll join them and fulfill     my need for tyranny! [01:49] (Flashback) Majima     And I'll be the leader! [01:52] (Flashback) Chrome     If... [01:55] (Flashback) Chrome     If I become one of those... [01:57] (Flashback) Chrome     will someone come to stop me? [02:01] (Flashback) Chrome     Will they pay attention to me? [02:06] (Flashback) Majima     You sound interested. [02:08] (Flashback) Majima     Why don't I make you one of my hench— [02:11] (Flashback) Chrome     I refuse. [02:15] (Flashback) Chrome     I won't become your subordinate. [02:17] (Flashback) Majima     What?! [02:22] (Flashback) Majima     What's wrong with that kid? [02:24] (Flashback) Mom     Ma-kun, let's go home. [02:27] (Flashback) Majima     Shut up, Mom! [02:29] (Flashback) Majima     I'm on my way, okay?! [02:34] (Flashback) Chrome     I'm home. [02:39] (Flashback) Chrome     My dream... [02:41] (Flashback) Chrome     No... [02:43] (Flashback) Chrome     My aspiration is to become     an evil mastermind. [02:48] (Flashback) Teacher     Uh... well... [02:52] (Flashback) Teacher     I've never seen you make a face like that. [02:56] (Flashback) Teacher     Y-You'll have to work hard. [02:58] (Flashback) Chrome     I will! [03:01] Chrome     Yes... [03:03] Chrome     No... [03:05] Chrome     I'm sorry. [03:06] Chrome     You're right. [03:07] Chrome     It was a lapse of judgment on my part. [03:10] Chrome     Yes. [03:25] Grandpa     I wonder who might that be. [03:28] Grandpa     He has some impressive muscles. SIGN    Berry Blossom     is sooo cool!! SIGN    HOOOOOONK SIGN    Struck Oil SIGN    She's eating crab... SIGN    Coo Coo SIGN    Phew SIGN    I made hayashi rice!! SIGN    You're eating it?! [05:02] Chrome     Yes. SIGN    #6 "Hocus de Lawless" [05:03] Chizuko     Date Chizuko here. [05:05] Chizuko     I may have become an agent of evil,     but I don't make a habit of eavesdropping. [05:05] Chrome     Yes. [05:08] Chrome     I'm sorry. [05:11] Chizuko     I swear! [05:12] Chrome     I understand I have failed. [05:16] Chrome     I-I will not let you down! [05:18] Chrome     No! Please! Wait! [05:21] Chrome     I can do more! I... [05:31] Chrome     Headquarters! [05:32] Chizuko     Wh-Wh-What do I do? [05:33] Chrome     Headquarters! [05:34] Chizuko     Er... Chrome, hey... [05:38] Chrome     Let us once again enshroud the     city with darkness this day! [05:41] Chizuko     Hang on... [05:42] Chizuko     Are you going to pretend I didn't just see that? [05:47] Chrome     As you have realized, I've been     reprimanded by headquarters. [05:52] Chizuko     Is that because you aren't cut out for this? [05:55] Chizuko     Or rather... because you don't come     across like an evil mastermind? [06:03] Chrome     I'm disappointed in you, Date Chizuko! [06:05] Chizuko     Wait, Chrome! [06:11] Chizuko     He got lectured by headquarters... [06:14] Chizuko     Oh, no... [06:15] Chizuko     Is he leaving town for real this time?! [06:19] Chizuko     Nah. [06:20] Chizuko     I'm sure he'll be back as soon as he gets hungry. [06:26] Chizuko     Back already? [06:28] Chizuko     That was fast. [06:29] Chizuko     Welcome back, Chro— [06:31] Chizuko     ...me? [06:37] Chizuko     Wh-Who might you be? [06:40] Hugh     I am the new mastermind, Hugh. [06:44] Hugh     Hugh of the Abyss. [06:46] Chizuko     Ew... [06:47] Chizuko     This creep's got spikes and     a pseudonym and everything. [06:51] Hugh     Do not be so quick to speak your mind, girl. [06:54] Hugh     You are too honest. [06:55] Chizuko     S-Sorry. [06:57] Chizuko     Hang on a second... [06:59] Chizuko     Did you just say "new mastermind"? [07:04] Hugh     Indeed! [07:06] Hugh     Chrome was a coward. [07:07] Hugh     I was sent by headquarters to rule by      fear over Naniga City, N Prefecture! [07:15] Hugh     So that I may, in time, take over the world. [07:20] Chizuko     Seriously? [07:22] Chizuko     I guess Fossa Magna was kind of     a heinous organization after all. [07:26] Hugh     Whew... [07:28] Hugh     No little girl would be     adequate as my general. [07:30] Hugh     I shall have to suffice by myself. [07:34] Chizuko     Does that mean he...     Chrome... has been fired? [07:41] Hugh     Little girl, will you join me     to fulfill our need for evil? [07:48] Hugh     Or... [07:53] Chizuko     That Hugh guy seems legit bad. [07:57] Chizuko     There's no way he's even canon. [07:59] Chizuko     Also... [08:00] Chizuko     Is Berry Blossom going to have     to fight that huge thing? [08:24] Chrome     Hop, hop, hop... [08:25] Chizuko     Hold it! Not so fast! [08:28] Chrome     It's too tight! I'm stuck! SIGN    Horse with the Golden Tooth "Yuugure no Zekkei" SIGN    Paper Plane Nationals Preliminaries Cleared     — N Prefecture Governor SIGN    Shiruka River Bridge Repair Employs     Cutting-edge Technology SIGN    Skating Rink Opened Up to Penguins [08:33] Chrome     I believe what you said was     correct, Date Chizuko. [08:40] Chrome     To be honest, I'm not a good     fit to be an evil mastermind. [08:44] Chrome     Alas, I don't wish to let go of my old dream, [08:47] Chrome     so I can't help but strive for it. [08:51] Chrome     Do misdeeds and get attention for it... [08:54] Chrome     It's a dream job, don't you agree? [08:57] Chrome     I aspired to it. [09:03] Chrome     But in reality, I'm too incompetent     to become either good or evil. [09:10] Chrome     No longer do I belong here in this town... [09:15] Chizuko     Knock it off! [09:17] Chizuko     Shut up! Shut up! [09:18] Chizuko     No one cares if you're incompetent or not! [09:21] Chizuko     At the very least, I don't! [09:24] Chizuko     Chrome. [09:27] Chizuko     I want you to stay the     mastermind in this town. [09:33] Chrome     Date Chizuko... [09:38] Chizuko     I don't think he'll ever     defeat Berry Blossom. [09:39] Chrome     I see... [09:41] Chrome     I see. [09:44] Chrome     I see! [09:46] Chrome     Then it seems I've no     choice but to persevere! [09:50] Chrome     To hell with the new mastermind! [09:56] Hugh     Test, test... [09:59] Hugh     I have hijacked this local television     station. You may call me Hugh. [10:06] Chrome     Yikes. Evil. [10:08] Sanjo     Fossa Magna's new leader     is quite the villain. [10:11] Sanjo     What will become of the station? Of me? SIGN    Go [10:16] Hugh     Only despair awaits. [10:19] Hugh     Know that what is about to happen in this     studio is what is to become of this whole town! [10:28] Noichigo     Oh, no! [10:29] Mashirou     What is this all about? [10:38] Noichigo     I will not allow evil to pervade this town! [10:41] Noichigo     Magical Girl Berry Blossom is on the scene! [10:45] Noichigo     When watching TV, be sure to keep     a good distance from the evil. [10:50] Noichigo     Let's go, Mashirou! [10:51] Mashirou     What?! Forget it! [10:53] Mashirou     Hugh's a powerhouse straight     from the organization! [10:56] Noichigo     It's our job to deal with evil. [10:58] Noichigo     Sorry I have to disregard your     intel on the mystery enemy. [11:03] Mashirou     Wait, Berry! [11:05] Chizuko     Berry Blossom will surely come! [11:09] Chrome     Indeed. [11:10] Chrome     She isn't one to respond to reason. [11:13] Noichigo     Stop right there, you! [11:16] Chizuko     There she is! [11:17] Chizuko     Oh, man! There's our canon! [11:21] Noichigo     Now that I'm here, you won't have your way! [11:24] Noichigo     Prepare! [11:29] Noichigo     H-How dare you?! [11:31] Noichigo     You cut off my speech! [11:33] Noichigo     You're beyond immoral! [11:35] Chizuko     Yeah! Yeah! [11:36] Chrome     He doesn't know how to be the villain! [11:37] Chizuko     Let her finish! [11:40] Hugh     Magical girl... [11:42] Hugh     Your reputation is ill-deserved. [11:44] Hugh     The time has come for you to     abandon all remaining hope! [11:47] Chizuko     Berry! [11:50] Chizuko     I won't let you do it! [11:53] Chizuko     Chrome! [11:54] Chizuko     I don't care if you're going or not, but.. [11:57] Chizuko     Whoa, he's worked up. [12:01] Chrome     What? [12:02] Chrome     Ought I not go to help? [12:04] Chizuko     B-But... you're a bad grown-up. [12:13] Chrome     Without a hero of justice,     my evil deeds would fall flat. [12:21] Chrome     Move out, Dante! [12:24] Chrome     I have a plan! [12:29] Chrome     As a fellow mastermind, I know Hugh well. [12:33] Chrome     Allow me to handle him. [12:35] Chrome     I have a plan. SIGN    Push SIGN    Evil SIGN    m 0 0 l 135 0 135 5 0 5 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 40 0 40 [12:43] Chrome     We've been foiled! [12:44] Chizuko     How?! Just go in! [12:46] Chizuko     No serious evil would     actually stop for this! [12:52] Chizuko     Mashirou-san. [12:54] Mashirou     Frick... [12:55] Mashirou     I'm no more than a dog or cat     without Berry! I can't get in! [13:00] Chrome     He isn't even prohibited entry... [13:02] Chrome     It must be a matter of trust! [13:06] Chizuko     What even is this situation? [13:08] Mashirou     If only Berry were with me, I could have     gone in as a magical girl's aide... [13:15] Chizuko     Wait, guys, hear me out! [13:18] Mashirou     Oh, it's you. [13:20] Mashirou     I see. [13:22] Mashirou     So you two really are... [13:23] Chrome     It seems you have a plan. [13:26] Chrome     Speak it, Date Chi— [13:29] Chrome     Dante. [13:32] Noichigo     New mastermind! [13:34] Noichigo     What is this thing? [13:35] Noichigo     Undo this ring! [13:39] Hugh     All futile. [13:40] Hugh     You are already... [13:44] Chrome     Stop right there! [13:45] Hugh     Who goes there?! [13:52] Chrome     Magical Girl... [13:54] Chrome     Number Two! [13:57] Noichigo     Number Two? [13:59] Noichigo     Who is she? [14:00] Hugh     You... [14:02] Hugh     You'd go there? [14:04] Chrome     Brilliant, Dante. [14:06] Chrome     I dress up as a magical girl, and     this here creature accompanies me. [14:10] Chrome     It's a win-win happy ending. [14:13] Mashirou     Kill me! [14:16] Hugh     You mock me to no end! [14:18] Noichigo     He's wide open! [14:19] Noichigo     Now's my chance! [14:24] Hugh     Did you think I wouldn't notice?! [14:28] Mashirou     No you don't! [14:31] Noichigo     Mashirou! [14:32] Mashirou     Damn it! I hate this! [14:35] Mashirou     Catch, Number Two! [14:40] Mashirou     Bro! Do you know what I just did for you?! [14:42] Chrome     Not to worry, Mashirou. [14:44] Chrome     I made myself clear. [14:47] Chrome     You can leave it to me. [14:49] Chrome     You can count on me to know when     to defer to my subordinate. [14:53] Chizuko     You know... [14:58] Chizuko     Isn't that just counting on me?! [15:04] Chizuko     Berry Blossom! [15:06] Mashirou     You use magic, too?! [15:08] Chrome     I had her make an account. [15:12] Chrome     Now... [15:14] Chrome     That's as far as you go, Hugh! [15:16] Chrome     I shan't show you mercy! [15:22] Mashirou     Ow! [15:23] Hugh     Very well. [15:30] Hugh     Show me what you've got. [15:32] Chrome; Berry     Coward! [15:34] Sanjo     How could this be? [15:36] Sanjo     I don't know how she got in, but an     ordinary girl's been taken hostage. [15:41] Noichigo     It's her! [15:47] Girl A     Date-san? [15:51] Hugh     Well, Chrome? [15:52] Hugh     You will know defeat this time. [15:56] Chrome     Indeed. [15:57] Chrome     You are not mistaken. [15:59] Chrome     I am powerless. [16:02] Chrome     And so... [16:04] Chrome     Go, go! [16:05] Noichigo     Wait, wait! [16:07] Noichigo     Number Two! [16:10] Hugh     I know all too well. [16:12] Hugh     You can't use your magic! [16:16] Noichigo     Gulp! [16:18] Hugh     Try as you might to channel your magic, [16:23] Hugh     your wand is here with this girl! [16:25] Chizuko     I'm sorry, Berry... [16:27] Chizuko     I messed up. [16:29] Hugh     Meanwhile, I have this gauntlet with me! [16:36] Hugh     Good, good. That's the face I like to see. [16:39] Hugh     Your flashy outfits sicken me! [16:41] Hugh     This is no place for women and children! [16:45] Chizuko     I've heard enough. [16:57] Girl A     Huh? [16:59] Chizuko     You made fun of Berry Blossom! [17:10] Guy     R-Run! [17:12] Sanjo     Could this also be the     doing of that spiky man? [17:16] Sanjo     I must retreat! [17:20] Hugh     She's emitting light! [17:24] Chizuko     We aren't powerless! [17:26] Chizuko     Berry's tenacity has saved     people right in this room! [17:32] Hugh     Holy crap! [17:33] Hugh     Don't undo it yourself! You're scaring me! [17:39] Hugh     My gauntlet! [17:41] Hugh     So easily! [17:46] Hugh     Y-You! [17:48] Hugh     What do you think you're... [17:53] Chrome     Hello? Headquarters? [17:56] Chrome     Hugh broke his gauntlet! [17:58] Hugh     Wait! Y-You! [18:00] Chrome     Yes, it's true! It happened     amidst a fierce battle! [18:04] Chrome     Well, not even, actually! [18:05] Chrome     It was actually pretty lame! [18:07] Hugh     Don't you dare rat me out to headquarters! [18:23] Ohmizo     Is that the truth? [18:26] Ohmizo     Your weapon, of all things... [18:29] Ohmizo     I told you that I hate people who don't     take care of their belongings, did I not? [18:35] Hugh     I never heard that before... [18:38] Ohmizo     Nope, I've had enough. [18:46] Mashirou     Sanctions... [18:51] Hugh     Y-Your forgiveness, please! [18:56] Chizuko     Sanctions in an evil organization... [18:58] Chizuko     What does that entail? [19:09] Hugh     Look what you've done! [19:12] Chizuko     It suits you well. [19:16] Noichigo     Why did he get turned two heads tall? [19:18] Mashirou     They've purged him by making     him cute and helpless. [19:23] Mashirou     They really are a terrifying organization. [19:26] Hugh     This is cowardly! [19:28] Hugh     Render judgment yourself, you bastard! [19:31] Chrome     You don't understand. [19:37] Chrome     To the maximum possible extent... [19:39] Chrome     I wish to live on the efforts of others! [19:42] Chrome     That is who you face in me! [19:45] Chizuko     Total scumbag. [19:48] Noichigo     Chrome?! [19:49] Mashirou     I can't believe you didn't notice. [19:52] Hugh     You'll pay for this! [19:58] Noichigo     Number Two! [20:00] Noichigo     No... [20:01] Noichigo     Chrome! [20:04] Noichigo     I'm your enemy. [20:06] Noichigo     Why did you save me? [20:09] Chizuko     Don't mention my name! [20:15] Chrome     Because your presence... [20:23] Chrome     is valuable, of course. [20:30] Noichigo     This is completely unexpected! [20:35] Chrome     It seems we've dodged that one well. [20:39] Chizuko     What the hell?! [20:41] Chrome     Wait! [20:43] Chrome     B-But why?! [20:46] Noichigo     D-Do you think you're catching me off-guard?! [20:53] Chrome     Wh-Why?! [20:58] Hugh     You shall rue the day, Chrome! [21:01] Chizuko     Though it left some marks,     the incident stumbled to a close. [21:07] Chrome     Yes. [21:09] Chrome     Yes. [21:11] Chrome     Me? [21:12] Chrome     Reinstated?! [21:14] Chrome     As mastermind?! [21:16] Chrome     Yes! I will not fail you! [21:19] Chrome     Thank you! [21:20] Chizuko     I wasn't sure what would happen, [21:22] Chizuko     but it looks like your evil deeds are     going to be worth committing now. [21:25] Chizuko     Right, Chrome? [21:27] Chrome     I wanted only to grant     your wishes, Date Chizuko. [21:41] Mashirou     Clear your thoughts... Stay vigilant... [21:43] Mashirou     Don't let the evil mastermind's     nonsense get to you! [21:46] Mashirou     Focus your mind... Focus your mind... [21:50] Mashirou     I appreciate the sentiment, but... [21:53] (Flashback) Chrome     Because your presence... [21:55] (Flashback) Chrome     is valuable, of course. [21:58] Chrome     What a nuisance! SIGN    #7: "Mashima-kun and Kurozane-kun" [23:35] Chizuko     Episode 7: "Mashima-kun and Kurozane-kun." 7 - Mashima-kun and Kurozane-kun Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    A little while ago... [00:06] Chrome     Your luck has run out this day, magical girl! [00:10] Noichigo     That's my line, Fossa Magna! [00:12] Chrome; Noichigo     Not that we've really fought much yet. [00:20] Mashirou     Good, good... [00:21] Mashirou     Get him, Berry Blossom! SIGN    Who the hell are you?! SIGN    No one said you could be on our turf. SIGN    You aren't from around here, are you? SIGN    Meow! [00:30] Mashirou     Wh-What? [00:32] Mashirou     I'm not here to cause trouble. SIGN    Get 'im! Hiss! [00:37] Noichigo     Yay! [00:38] Noichigo     I won, Mashirou! [00:42] Noichigo     Mashirou! [00:44] Noichigo     What awful bumps! What happened to you? SIGN    What a wimp. [00:48] Chrome     Got beat up by some stray cats, I see. [00:52] Chrome     Mashirou, was it? [00:53] Chrome     You aren't very impressive     for a magical girl's aide. [00:57] Mashirou     Wanna say that again?! [01:00] Mashirou     That bastard... He thinks     he can mess with me! [01:03] Noichigo     Calm down, Mashirou. You need to rest. [01:06] Mashirou     Damn it, stupid Chrome... [01:11] Mashirou     But it's true that I'm powerless right now. [01:14] Mashirou     If all else fails... [01:18] Mashirou     I'll have to bait him! SIGN    You again! SIGN    You never learn, do you? [01:22] Mashirou     There you are, you lousy cats. [01:24] Mashirou     You're about to be domesticated. SIGN    Hrrrrm... [01:29] Mashirou     Well, eat up. SIGN    Hmm... SIGN    I still don't trust you! [01:34] Mashirou     Stop! It hurts! [01:42] Mashirou     Are you kidding me?! [01:45] Mashirou     You! Call for help! Get someone! [01:49] Mashirou     Damn it, everyone's useless. [01:52] Mashirou     Shoot! I'm sinking! [01:54] Mashirou     I'm getting old. [01:56] Mashirou     Since when was I the type to rescue kittens? [02:05] Sensei     Okay, I'll return your exams now. [02:08] Sensei     You did it again, Mashima. [02:10] Mashirou     Yup. SIGN    Berry Blossom     is sooo cool!! SIGN    HOOOOOONK SIGN    Struck Oil SIGN    She's eating crab... SIGN    Coo Coo SIGN    Phew SIGN    I made hayashi rice!! SIGN    You're eating it?! [03:44] Guy A     Nice, Mashima! [03:46] Guy B     Ma-kun's incredible. [03:48] Sensei     Mashima's the only one who got     full marks in science and math. [03:51] Sensei     I'm proud of you. [03:52] Mashirou     What did you expect? SIGN    #7 "Mashima-kun and Kurozane-kun" [03:55] Mashirou     Some of you are probably     thinking, "Who is this kid?" [03:58] Mashirou     Just remember my name. [04:01] Mashirou     That's right, my name is Mashima... [04:01] Sensei     Kurozane! [04:03] Sensei     Full marks in Japanese and     English! Impressive as always! [04:07] Chrome     Yes. [04:09] Guy A     Holy crap, Chrome... [04:10] Mashirou     I don't like it. [04:11] Guy B     He's a weirdo, but he knows his stuff. [04:12] Mashirou     He does better and gets     more attention than me! [04:14] Girl A     He's kinda mysterious, right? [04:16] Mashirou     I hate his guts! [04:19] Mashirou     I'm the one who stands at     the peak of everything! [04:21] Mashirou     In fact, it was my dream as a kid     to become an evil mastermind. [04:26] Mashirou     No, never mind that. [04:28] Mashirou     I'm no kid anymore. [04:29] Mashirou     In any case... [04:31] Mashirou     Kurozane Chrome! [04:36] Mashirou     Yo, dude. You're not hot shit just because     you got 100% on Japanese and English. [04:41] Chrome     Huh? [04:41] Chrome     Where did that come from? [04:44] Chrome     You're... [04:46] Chrome     who, again? [04:47] Mashirou     You don't remember me?!     We're in the same class! [04:53] Chrome     I can't help it. [04:54] Chrome     I'm too busy working toward my     goal to remember such things. [04:58] Mashirou     Wha? [04:59] Chrome     I must become an evil mastermind. [05:04] Chrome     I cannot waste a single moment! [05:06] Mashirou     Evil mastermind? [05:08] Mashirou     Why is he thinking the same thing I used to? [05:13] (Flashback) Mashirou     You sound interested. [05:16] (Flashback) Mashirou     Why don't I make you one of my hench— [05:18] (Flashback) Chrome     I refuse. [05:20] (Flashback) Chrome     I won't become your subordinate. [05:24] Mashirou     Right, he's that kid. [05:26] Mashirou     All the better. [05:28] Mashirou     Your luck just ran out, kid! [05:32] Mashirou     Begin the public execution! [05:36] Chrome     Hey, what is this? [05:39] Mashirou     I'm going to expose your dark     history to the rest of the class. [05:44] Mashirou     I want to watch your social death! [05:48] Mashirou     Hey, you guys. [05:49] Mashirou     Have you heard of a venture     firm called Omizo Technica? [05:54] Girl     Sure. [05:55] Girl     What about them? [05:57] Mashirou     That's right, OMT is a beacon of hope     for the Hokuriku Shinetsu region. [06:01] Mashirou     They're a booming business. [06:03] Mashirou     But Chrome here thinks they're     an evil organization! [06:10] Mashirou     Get this! [06:12] Mashirou     This kid's dream is to work at Omizo     Technica and become an evil mastermind! [06:28] Mashirou     Take that! [06:30] Chrome     Hey, how did you know where I plan to work? [06:37] Chrome     I see! [06:39] Chrome     You're the one who showed me the     way when we were young children! [06:43] Chrome     You're the boy who wants to     become an evil mastermind! [06:46] Mashirou     Huh? [06:47] Girl     So you're both aiming for that? [06:49] Mashirou     N-No! [06:49] Guy     Which means... [06:51] Mashirou     This isn't how I wanted this to go! [06:52] Guy     Wait, "evil mastermind"? [06:58] Guy     G-Good luck, Mashima. [07:04] Mashirou     How could this be?! [07:06] Mashirou     Social death has fallen upon me! [07:09] Chrome     So Mashima's your name! [07:12] Chrome     I'll keep that in mind, comrade! [07:22] Chrome     A surprise attack. [07:24] Chrome     Sinister indeed! [07:26] Mashirou     I'll wreck you! [07:27] Mashirou     I don't care if I have to go     down the same route to do it. [07:30] Mashirou     I'm going to absolutely wreck you! [07:36] Chrome     This is it. The Omizo     Technica job interview. [07:40] Chrome     What a coincidence that our interviews     would fall on the same day. [07:43] Mashirou     Yeah, sure. [07:46] Mashirou     You fool. [07:47] Mashirou     I picked today so that I can     make sure you get buried! [07:50] Chrome     We should pick up the pace. [07:53] Mashirou     Yeah, sounds like we won't have time [07:56] Mashirou     to be helping grannies carry stuff     or saving drowning kittens. [08:01] Chrome     You're so devious, Mashima! [08:03] Chrome     Not that we're very likely to come across... [08:05] Chrome     ...that?! [08:11] Mashirou     A salaryman?! [08:12] Mashirou     Why does he look like he's napping?! [08:15] Chrome     You, sir! [08:17] Chrome     You're being washed away! [08:22] Chrome     What carefree abandon! [08:23] Chrome     He's going to end up in the Sea     of Japan and be eaten by sharks! [08:29] Chrome     That's it! [08:32] Bear     Bear! [08:35] Chrome     Good. [08:36] Chrome     Now, go! [08:40] Chrome     Grab that man! [08:43] Mashirou     What are you doing?! [08:46] Chrome     I'm helping someone in need, as you can see. [08:48] Mashirou     No, no, no! [08:50] Mashirou     You just summoned some weird thing! [08:52] Mashirou     What the hell was that?! [08:53] Chrome     Huh? You can, too, can't you? [08:55] Chrome     We used to summon things for     fun when we were little. [08:58] Mashirou     I can't, and I wouldn't, moron! [09:00] Bear     Bear! [09:03] Chrome     Looks like he's out! [09:09] Mashirou     What's going on with him? [09:16] Chrome     Well done. [09:18] Bear     Bear... [09:21] Mashirou     Hey, are you all right? [09:29] Baryu     What?! Huh?! [09:30] Baryu     What is that?! [09:31] Mashirou     I have no idea, either. [09:37] Baryu     Sorry for the trouble. [09:39] Baryu     You two look like you were in a hurry. [09:42] Mashirou; Chrome     The interview! [09:47] Baryu     You mean for Omizo Technica? [09:49] Baryu     That's perfect, then. [09:56] Baryu     I'm Omizo Technica's CEO and     president, Omizo Baryu. [10:02] Baryu     Nice to meet you. [10:05] Mashirou     He's the president? [10:07] Mashirou     Why was he in the river? [10:09] Baryu     First things first. [10:10] Baryu     You got me out of a bind. [10:13] Chrome     Yes, Mashima and I, together. [10:16] Chrome     We can promise quick-thinking, flexible     action when we join the company. [10:20] Mashirou     He's so quick to conform. [10:23] Baryu     So why do you want to work here? [10:27] Chrome     I'd like to become an evil mastermind. [10:29] Mashirou     Dude! [10:32] Baryu     Evil mastermind, eh? [10:34] Chrome     You do, too, don't you, Mashima? [10:36] Mashirou     I'm not part of this! [10:38] Baryu     Is that true? [10:39] Mashirou     No, I mean... [10:41] Staff     Sir, it's almost time. [10:43] Baryu     Ah, all right. [10:44] Baryu     Well, that's it for our interview. [10:47] Mashirou     I'm screwed! [10:49] Mashirou     Or so I thought... SIGN    Half a year later SIGN    First Business Startup Project [10:55] Mashirou     But for whatever reason, I got     an informal employment offer. [10:58] Mashirou     Now, just watch me climb the     ranks in the blink of an eye! [11:03] Hugh     Hey, you're here early. [11:05] Mashirou     Oh, Senpai. Good morning. [11:07] Hugh     You guys sure are considerate. [11:12] Mashirou     I'm not letting this kid one-up me! [11:16] Chrome     Hello? Ah, yes, right. [11:18] Hugh     Got it? I'm counting on you. [11:20] Sanjo     Now for our next story. [11:21] Sanjo     A celebration event was held for     the completion of the renewal [11:23] Chrome     Mashima, there's something     I want to ask you. [11:26] Mashirou     Huh? [11:26] Sanjo     of our very own NNTV main building,     which began last year. [11:27] Chrome     I'm not sure diligent work is the     way to become evil masterminds. [11:31] Mashirou     You just realized? [11:33] Mashirou     This is no evil organization. [11:35] Mashirou     We're working for a respected     company. You should be happy. [11:39] Chrome     You were so devoted to the dream! [11:41] Chrome     Mashima! [11:42] Mashirou     I'm not like you, you brat. [11:46] Baryu     Hey, good work, you two. [11:49] Chrome     President Omizo. [11:51] Baryu     Oh? [11:52] Baryu     Aren't you guys having curry? [11:54] Baryu     Our company's specialty     is authentic Indian curry. SIGN    Authentic Indian Curry [11:58] Mashirou     Did they really need to hire     an Indian elephant to work? [12:01] Chrome     Apologies. I don't handle spices well. [12:04] Baryu     All good. No worries. [12:07] Baryu     You're an honest man, though,     aren't you, Chrome-kun? [12:12] Staff     Oh, no! The Indian elephant is on a rampage! [12:16] Baryu     Oh, dear! [12:17] Chrome     Mashima! The elephant is     headed for the president! [12:20] Mashirou     You stop the elephant! [12:22] Mashirou     Look out, Boss! [12:25] Chrome     Stop, elephant! [12:30] Bear     Bear. [12:31] Guy     He stopped it! [12:32] Woman     It's so cute! [12:34] Woman 2     That was awesome. [12:35] Baryu     Man, thanks for the help. [12:37] Baryu     You're just as adaptable as you promised     you'd be at the interview, Chrome-kun. [12:46] Chrome     Interview? I'm not sure     what you're talking about. [12:50] Mashirou     You don't remember?! [12:55] Chrome     Morning, Mashima! [12:56] Chrome     The sun is shining! Let's make this a good day! [13:04] Mashirou     What is this place? [13:07] Baryu     Welcome to our secret department. [13:12] Chrome     Fossa... [13:13] Mashirou     ...Magna? [13:15] Chrome; Mashirou     S-Sounds like a legit evil organization! [13:18] Baryu     You two are especially loyal to me. [13:21] Baryu     Going forward, I expect great things     from you two on this side, as well. [13:28] Researcher     Hello, sir. [13:30] Baryu     Hey there. [13:31] Baryu     That mission yesterday was a great success. [13:33] Researcher     Yes, Operation ISS. [13:35] Researcher     Indian elephant Storming the See-e-o. [13:40] Baryu     We need to learn more about his powers. [13:46] Chrome     Whee! Whee! [13:49] Chrome     It's a celebration! [13:51] Mashirou     Chill out! You're embarrassing us! [13:54] Chrome     I can't chill out! [13:55] Chrome     You were absolutely right that day! [13:57] Chrome     There really was an evil organization! [14:00] Mashirou     Forget it! [14:01] Mashirou     Let me down! Let me down! [14:07] Baryu     I'll grant the two of you mysterious powers. [14:11] Mashirou     What's this card for? [14:13] Baryu     Try putting it on your foreheads. SIGN    Tentative Agreement [14:20] Baryu     We developed it in-house. [14:22] Baryu     Its effect is only temporary, though. [14:25] Mashirou     Why give us this, though? [14:29] Baryu     I figured it's time to choose... [14:33] Baryu     the chief mastermind of Fossa Magna. [14:35] Chrome     Yay! [14:36] Baryu     But there can only be one. [14:39] Baryu     You two will be fighting for     the position of mastermind. [14:43] Chrome     I'll do it! [14:45] Chrome     The two of us came this far     to become evil masterminds! [14:49] Chrome     Right? [14:50] Mashirou     Not right! [14:51] Mashirou     You're the only one who's aiming for that. [14:54] Baryu     I like your spirit! [14:57] Baryu     Well, then... [15:03] Baryu     The winner of a game of beach     flags will become the mastermind! [15:07] Mashirou     Why are we doing this? [15:11] Chrome     Well, I don't think we have a choice. [15:14] Mashirou     You seem pretty pumped about this. [15:17] Mashirou     Of course he is. [15:19] Mashirou     He's been talking about     it since we were kids. [15:23] Mashirou     I never thought this day     would actually come. [15:30] Baryu     All right, on your marks... [15:33] Mashirou     It isn't over yet. [15:36] Mashirou     I'm not giving up the win that easily! [15:39] Baryu     Ready? [15:41] Baryu     Set... [15:44] Baryu     Go! [15:49] Mashirou     The first one to take the flag... [15:52] Chrome     ...becomes the mastermind! [15:53] Mashirou     By the way... [15:54] Mashirou     This beach is freaking huge! [16:06] Chrome     I can't find it... [16:08] Chrome     Anywhere. [16:13] Mashirou     Finding the flag isn't the     point of beach flags! [16:18] Bear     Bear. [16:19] Chrome     Walking will get me nowhere. [16:21] Mashirou     That's so cheap! [16:27] Mashirou     Now what? [16:31] Mashirou     Can I use this? [16:33] Mashirou     Make it easier to find! [16:58] Mashirou     There you are! [17:02] Chrome     I see. [17:03] Chrome     Good thinking, Mashima. [17:06] Mashirou     It's mine! [17:10] Mashirou     I found it first! [17:12] Mashirou     Chrome's going down! [17:15] Mashirou     I'm not letting him have it! [17:17] Mashirou     This one is... [17:18] Mashirou     Mine! [17:34] Chrome     Look out! [17:44] Chrome     Are you all right? [17:48] Baryu     We have a winner, it seems. [17:57] Baryu     The winner is Kurozane Chrome. [17:59] Baryu     Congratulations. SIGN    Congratulations [18:06] Mashirou     It's over. [18:11] Mashirou     Chrome's becoming the mastermind at last. SIGN    Ye Be the Mastermind [18:16] Baryu     Hm? What's the matter, Chrome-kun? [18:20] Chrome     I took the flag not to win     but to protect Mashima. [18:27] Chrome     It was a commendable action. [18:30] Chrome     But what of it was evil? [18:33] Chrome     It's frankly absurd. [18:35] Mashirou     What are you... [18:37] Chrome     I've yet to prove myself worthy     of becoming an evil mastermind. [18:41] Chrome     Please allow me to forfeit, Mashima. [18:48] Chrome     You're more worthy of becoming     the evil mastermind. [18:54] Mashirou     You won the challenge! What the     hell are you talking about?! [18:57] Mashirou     Don't be ridiculous, asshole! [19:01] Baryu     Gotcha. [19:03] Baryu     It's his own decision. [19:06] Baryu     In that case, you're the mastermind. [19:11] Mashirou     Dude... [19:12] Mashirou     You moron... [19:14] Mashirou     What do you think I worked so hard for? [19:18] Baryu     Well, I'll void your card, then. [19:19] Mashirou     Come on... Are you listening to me? [19:24] Mashirou     You want me to pick up     something you just threw away? [19:28] Mashirou     This is crap! [19:31] Mashirou     I won't stand for this. [19:32] Mashirou     I won't stand for this! [19:34] Mashirou     Are you telling me I lost to someone     so quick to let go of his aspirations?! [19:50] Mashirou     Chrome! [20:04] Chrome     Mashima... [20:17] Mashirou     Did I do that? [20:18] Baryu     That's right. [20:19] Baryu     You must have become     agitated and lost control. [20:23] Baryu     What a tragic incident. [20:25] Baryu     Just as I was hoping to     work alongside you, too. [20:29] Baryu     It's a pity. [20:31] Mashirou     What does that— [20:36] Mashirou     Wh-What the? [20:39] Mashirou     What just... [20:43] Baryu     That card has a mechanism     that penalizes its user [20:49] Baryu     when they hurt someone without powers. [20:58] Baryu     Wait... [21:01] Baryu     Well, whatever. [21:02] Baryu     Rescue team. [21:10] Chrome     I... What... [21:12] Baryu     You're awake. [21:15] Chrome     Wh-What about Mashirou? [21:18] Baryu     I don't know how to tell you... [21:20] Baryu     He's become something completely     different after that accident. [21:25] Chrome     It's fine. [21:27] Chrome     I don't want to hear it. [21:28] Baryu     Sure, sure. [21:29] Baryu     Mashima-kun's gone now. [21:32] Baryu     You're gonna be the mastermind after all. [21:36] Baryu     We got some good data today, though. [21:39] Baryu     Looks like this power is     affected by emotions. [21:42] Baryu     Fascinating indeed. [21:48] Baryu     He isn't hearing me. [21:53] Chrome     Mashima... [22:05] Mashirou     Damn it... [22:08] Mashirou     Can I still use this card? [22:15] Mashirou     I'm not giving up like this. SIGN    Signature [22:18] Mashirou     Not a chance! [22:23] Noichigo     Mashirou! [22:24] Noichigo     Mashirou! Mashirou! [22:28] Noichigo     Thank goodness. [22:29] Mashirou     Can't breathe... [22:30] Noichigo     The kitten's safe, too. [22:33] Noichigo     See? SIGN    Thanks for saving my grandkid, son. SIGN    Thanks. SIGN    Chief... SIGN    Come on, you, too. SIGN    Th-Thank you. [22:43] Mashirou     I don't get it at all. [22:46] Noichigo     I think they're thanking you. [22:48] Noichigo     Please don't get yourself hurt, though. [22:50] Mashirou     I can't help it. [22:52] Mashirou     I took up a job as the companion     to a hero of justice. [22:56] Mashirou     What's up with that weird string, anyway? [22:59] Noichigo     Oh, right. [23:00] Noichigo     I came here to give this to you. [23:08] Mashirou     I'm no house cat. [23:11] Noichigo     You might get caught up in trouble less     often if you make it clear you aren't a stray. [23:14] Mashirou     That's not the... [23:16] Mashirou     Whatever. [23:18] Mashirou     I hope you keep that oblivious part of you. [23:27] Noichigo     Wait up, Mashirou! [23:30] Mashirou     This string is soaking wet. SIGN    #8 "Picking Fights, Pensively Reunite" [23:35] Shizuko     Episode 8: "Picking Fights, Pensively Reunite." 8 - Picking Fights, Pensively Reunite Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Chizuko     Date Chizuko here. [00:03] Chizuko     I would have never hoped to become     accustomed to sharing a home with evil, [00:08] Chizuko     but now... SIGN    Parent-Teacher Meeting [00:16] Chizuko     The inevitable ordeal is finally upon us. [00:20] Chizuko     N-No! Help me, Grandpa! [00:26] (Flashback) Grandpa     Chrome-san, thanks for taking     care of the home while I'm out. [00:32] Chrome     I have been tasked with holding down the fort,     and thus, I shall to the best of my abilities. [00:36] Chrome     Fear not, Date Chizuko. [00:42] Chizuko     I can't. [00:44] Chizuko     There's no way. [00:46] Chrome     Show confidence and you will prevail. [00:49] Chrome     Tell them that I'm an uncle or nephew. [00:51] Chizuko     Nephew? [00:54] Chizuko     I want to go home. [00:56] Chrome     You seem rather displeased. [00:59] Chrome     Is there a problem? [01:01] Chizuko     Pardon me. [01:09] Sensei     Please have a seat. [01:11] Chrome; Chizuko     He's intense! [01:13] Sensei     Are you a member of her family? [01:16] Chrome     Total stranger. [01:17] Chizuko     He buckled at the speed of light! [01:20] Chizuko     S-Sensei, he's, er... [01:23] Sensei     Apologies. [01:24] Sensei     I felt the need to test you. [01:27] Sensei     I've heard much about you. [01:30] Chrome     What? [01:31] Sensei     Fossa Magna Leader Chrome. [01:34] Sensei     What you would call an evil     mastermind. Is that right? [01:37] Chrome     Whoa, this guy's super nice! [01:40] Chrome     Date Chizuko, this man... [01:42] Chizuko     Shh! Pipe down! [01:44] Chizuko     And no pointing! [01:45] Sensei     I haven't introduced myself. [01:48] Sensei     Nishi Middle School mathematics instructor, [01:51] Sensei     homeroom teacher of Class 2-A,     Yogo Masamune, 37 years old. [01:55] Sensei     I was once married into the Date family. [01:58] Chrome     Huh? [02:00] Sensei     I am the father of Date Chizuko-san there. [02:04] Sensei     Formerly, albeit. SIGN    Berry Blossom     is sooo cool!! SIGN    HOOOOOONK SIGN    Struck Oil SIGN    She's eating crab... SIGN    Coo Coo SIGN    Phew SIGN    I made hayashi rice!! SIGN    You're eating it?! SIGN    #8 "Picking Fights, Pensively Reunite" [03:41] Chrome     "Father"? What?! [03:44] Chrome     Is this true? [03:45] Sensei     It is. [03:47] Sensei     That aside, let us begin the meeting. [03:51] Chrome; Chizuko     This is awkward. [03:54] Chrome     Is this even the right time     for a teacher meeting? [03:57] Chrome     How do I even talk to him? [03:58] Chizuko     I don't know! [04:00] Chizuko     I didn't know my teacher was my dad,     either, until the last meeting. [04:06] (Flashback) Grandpa     Hey, it's Masamune-kun! [04:08] (Flashback) Grandpa     He's your dad! [04:13] Chizuko     I saw him every day not     knowing anything about that. [04:18] Chrome     How did this turn into     a low-key horror story? [04:20] Chizuko     I was little when my parents got     divorced, so I don't remember anything. [04:26] Chizuko     Now he says he's my dad...     How do I even react to that? [04:31] Sensei     Chizuko-san. [04:32] Chizuko     Yes, sir! [04:33] Sensei     I trust that you aren't doing     anything to cause trouble. [04:38] Chizuko     I am not! [04:39] Chizuko     I joined an evil organization, but... [04:41] Chizuko     I'm an upstanding citizen! [04:43] Chizuko     Although I do get involved in villainy... [04:47] Sensei     Are you sure? [04:49] Chizuko     Yes! [04:50] Chizuko     This is terrifying. [04:51] Chizuko     I can't get a read on his emotions     even though we're family. [04:54] Sensei     Mlem. [04:55] Chizuko     I feel like he's going to attack     me with a giant triangle ruler. [04:59] Chrome     She is, by no means, causing trouble. [05:01] Chrome     Chizuko-san is an asset to our organization, [05:04] Chrome     serving well to elevate     the heroes of justice. [05:10] Chizuko     You idiot! You spilled everything! [05:13] Chrome     I was trying to emphasize the positives. [05:15] Chizuko     Thanks, but no thanks! [05:18] Chizuko     Sensei, I'm sorry! [05:21] Sensei     I envy you... [05:23] Chizuko     What?! [05:24] Sensei     My apologies. I lost my composure. [05:27] Sensei     I seem to have become nervous     seeing the person I admire. [05:32] Sensei     Chrome-san... [05:33] Chrome     Eh? Me? [05:36] Sensei     Yes. [05:37] Sensei     I've always been prone     to becoming too heated. [05:40] Sensei     That led me to lose everything.     I was at rock-bottom. [05:44] Sensei     That's when I saw a segment on the local     news station: an odd video of a conflict. [05:50] Chrome     Magical girl, summer     insect flying into fire! [05:53] Chrome     I will now... [05:56] Chrome     I was in the middle of talking! [05:59] Sensei     An evil mastermind and a hero of justice... [06:03] Sensei     I was rooting for you,     living vicariously through you. [06:07] Chrome     Father... [06:11] Sensei     I'm rather tactless and prone     to getting myself into trouble. [06:14] Sensei     But I see myself in you. [06:17] Chrome     Father... [06:19] Chizuko     Now you've gone and made things messy. [06:21] Sensei     I was worried that Chizuko-san     may have been a burden on you. [06:25] Sensei     I see my fears were unfounded. [06:29] Chrome     He's complicated, but he     doesn't seem that scary. [06:33] Chrome     Although he doesn't look much like you. [06:35] Chizuko     Y-You think so? [06:37] Chizuko     Yeah, I do think I look more like my mom. [06:41] Sensei     Um... [06:43] Sensei     May I ask for a photo? [06:45] Chizuko     So indifferent! [06:47] Chrome     I wouldn't mind. [06:49] Sensei     Of course, I only intend to enjoy it myself. SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 53 0 53 SIGN    Evil Mastermind Cheer Squad Account SIGN    I don't get to watch live, but it's always      so uplifting to see. SIGN    Another fantastic defeat. SIGN    He receives beautifully. SIGN    I'm rooting for you. [06:52] Sensei     I will not post it on social media. [06:55] Chizuko     This guy's serious! [06:56] Chrome     Well, er... a photo, huh? [07:01] Sensei     Who knows what one plus one is? [07:03] Sensei     Me! [07:06] Chizuko     I can't stand this hype. [07:09] Chrome     Say, Date Chizuko... [07:11] Chrome     You do kinda look like him. [07:13] Chizuko     Yeah... [07:14] Chizuko     I guess I do. [07:17] Grandpa     Hey! I'm home! [07:22] Grandpa     Man, the nationals are a steep wall to climb. [07:26] Grandpa     We still don't have enough go power. SIGN    Victory SIGN    Victory SIGN    Amateur Go Hokuriku Preliminaries SIGN    Victory [07:35] (Flashback) Woman     I'm defeated. [07:36] (Flashback) Man     I'm defeated. [07:37] (Flashback) Grandpa     I'm defeated. [07:44] Grandpa     Also, there was a parent-teacher     meeting while I was out of town, huh? [07:48] Grandpa     I never knew. [07:50] Grandpa     Thanks for taking care of it, Chrome-san. [07:53] Chrome     Not at all. [07:54] Chrome     I got to learn about yet     another side of Date Chizuko. [07:58] Chizuko     Listen... [08:00] Chizuko     We may be members of the     same evil organization, [08:02] Chizuko     but please don't pry into my private life. [08:04] Chrome     It's rather late for that. [08:06] Chrome     These snacks are good. [08:08] Chrome     I request one more. [08:10] Grandpa     Oh, come to think of it,     this was in the mail. [08:13] Grandpa     It's for you. [08:17] Chrome     Oho, it's finally arrived. [08:22] Chizuko     Chrome, what's this card for? [08:26] Chrome     Date Chizuko, that item is critical for you, [08:30] Chrome     as my general, to be able to use magic. [08:34] Chrome     This card holds within it your daily     magic power availability, and... [08:38] Chrome     And stuff! [08:39] Chrome     With a quick glance, you will know     everything you need to know. [08:43] Chizuko     Don't laugh like I didn't notice that. [08:45] Chizuko     That was so hand-wavey. [08:47] Chrome     I have an app to manage all of it for me. [08:50] Chrome     But your smartphone is old     and without 5G support. [08:55] Chrome     Too bad for you. [08:58] Chizuko     Jerk. [09:00] Shop     Do you have a loyalty card? [09:03] Chizuko     Yes. [09:04] Chizuko     Oh, wr-wrong one. [09:07] Shop     Sure. [09:08] Chizuko     Man... [09:10] Shop     Thank you very much. [09:17] Chizuko     Sheesh. [09:18] Chizuko     I embarrassed myself because     of that weird card. SIGN    Berry Blossom Keychains [09:22] Chizuko     Wait... [09:23] Chizuko     This is the second secret?! [09:26] Chizuko     That's so stupid! [09:29] Chizuko     Wh-What's wrong? [09:33] Chizuko     She's adorable. [09:35] Kokoa     I, um... [09:37] Kokoa     I lost my phone and wallet     and then got lost. [09:41] Chizuko     Uh-oh, that's not good. [09:44] Chizuko     You can have my phone card. [09:47] Kokoa     Phone card? [09:48] Chizuko     You can use it to make     calls on public phones. [09:51] Chizuko     My mom had me carry it just in case. [09:55] Chizuko     I hope it helps you. [10:00] Kokoa     Thank you, Onee-sama! [10:04] Chizuko     Kids these days are scary. [10:08] Kokoa     I appreciate it. [10:10] Kokoa     I'll try calling home. [10:12] Chizuko     Take care. [10:13] Kokoa     I will. [10:22] Chizuko     She's way too easy. Right, Tsuki? [10:25] Tsuki     Indeed, Kokoa-sama. [10:29] Chizuko     Huh? I don't have my card. [10:32] Chizuko     Chrome, what exactly is     that card useful for— [10:42] Chrome     Blast! [10:44] Chrome     I let her get me. [10:46] Chrome     This little child! [10:48] Chizuko     It's her! [10:50] Chrome     How? [10:51] Kokoa     You're too late. [10:52] Kokoa     Nishi Middle School Class 2-A and     Fossa Magna General Dante... [10:59] Kokoa     Date Chizuko-san. [11:02] Chizuko     Is she another assassin     sent in from headquarters? [11:13] Chizuko     Who are you? [11:14] Chizuko     Why are you here? [11:17] Kokoa     You ought to be more careful, Chizuko-san. [11:20] Chrome     She must have swiped your card and     stolen your identity and address. [11:24] Chizuko     So this girl isn't affiliated     with Fossa Magna? [11:28] Kokoa     My name is Kokoa. [11:31] Kokoa     I expect you to remember my name. [11:33] Kokoa     These are quite exquisite, are they not? [11:36] Kokoa     I've never tasted such commoner food before. [11:40] Chizuko     Those were in the living room upstairs. [11:43] Chizuko     She's definitely got a     habit of taking things. [11:46] Kokoa     I've always been curious about the mysterious     power spreading through Naniga City. [11:51] Kokoa     Who might be using it? [11:56] Kokoa     And I come to find out... [11:57] Kokoa     It's this lousy excuse for a man! [12:02] Chizuko     I can't even tell her she's wrong. [12:05] Kokoa     This is unbearable. [12:07] Kokoa     I'm taking over this base now. [12:12] Chizuko     Crap, crap, crap! [12:13] Chizuko     This girl might be a better fit for     the evil mastermind job than you! [12:16] Chrome     Please stop her, Date Chizuko. [12:19] Kokoa     You're quick to understand,     Chizuko-san. Very good. [12:23] Kokoa     Well, then, for starters,     we'll crush Berry Blossom. [12:27] Chizuko     Not happening. [12:29] Chizuko     I'm not exactly here to     defeat Berry Blossom. [12:37] Kokoa     That makes no sense! [12:39] Kokoa     I'll have to ask the two     of you to leave, then. [12:49] Chizuko     Date Chizuko... Be careful. [12:51] Chizuko     That card... [12:54] Kokoa     Not only does it have your name and address, [12:56] Kokoa     but I can even use it to change     the owner of the magic power. [12:58] Chizuko     You shouldn't have put     all that under one card! [13:01] Kokoa     With this power... [13:04] Kokoa     You don't even have magic power!     I can snuff you out with ease! [13:08] Chrome     Precisely. [13:11] Chrome     That's why it's out of the question for those     with power to attack those without. [13:19] Chrome     And as you've now acquired power, I will     have no reservations about retaliating. [13:30] Chizuko     It isn't necessary anymore. [13:32] Chizuko     Right? [13:37] Chizuko     Right? [13:42] Kokoa     I'll get you someday! [13:44] Kokoa     The next time I see you, you're dead meat! [13:48] Kokoa     Right, Tsuki? [13:50] Tsuki     Are you finished? [13:51] Kokoa     Where were you all this time? [13:54] Tsuki     I found some fun goodies     in the storage room inside. [13:57] Tsuki     I found a raccoon-dog trap. [14:00] Kokoa     I hate all of you! [14:07] Tsuki     Wait, please, Kokoa-sama! [14:13] Chizuko     I'm impressed, though. [14:14] Chizuko     You managed to be imposing     enough to make a girl cry. [14:17] Chizuko     Not bad, mastermind. [14:19] Chrome     She was lucky. SIGN    This Month's Remaining      Magic Power [14:22] Chrome     Had she taken my attack... [14:29] Grandpa     Welcome home. [14:33] Grandpa     Oh, my. [14:34] Grandpa     The snacks are all gone. SIGN    Thank you [14:37] Grandpa     Oh? What's this? [14:40] Announcer     Good morning. [14:42] Announcer     This is NNTV: Naniga City,     Naniga Prefecture TV. [14:45] Announcer     We'd like to deliver some more     useful information for local life. SIGN    Good Job!! Local Hero Police Dog Goes     All Over to Find Lost Cats?! SIGN    Partial Road Use Restrictions For Geological Surveys SIGN    Local Gourmet! "Tama" Has the Perfect Broth SIGN    A Blue Discovery: Tsuchinoko Found in the River? [14:52] Announcer     In our first segment, a police dog that     travels all over to find lost cats. [14:59] Chrome     Dante, my trusty general... [15:00] Chrome     What say you to this scheme? [15:03] Chrome     We circumvent the limit of one pack of eggs     per customer by going together to buy two packs. [15:07] Chizuko     In case you aren't aware... [15:09] Chizuko     That's not evil. It's something     anyone with a brain does. [15:16] Tsuki     Kokoa-sama. [15:18] Kokoa     It's you. [15:20] Chrome     What has you in tears, little girl? [15:22] Chrome     Pray tell, where has your vigor gone? [15:28] Chizuko     Hey! No bullying! [15:30] Kokoa     N-None of your business! [15:32] Kokoa     Right, Tsuki? [15:34] Tsuki     Indeed, Kokoa-sama. [15:36] Tsuki     They have nothing to do with your having     lost your favorite stuffed animal. [15:39] Kokoa     Tsuki! [15:40] Tsuki     But you can't sleep without it! [15:42] Kokoa     Tsuki! [15:43] Kokoa     You spilled everything! [15:45] Chrome     What a child. [15:49] Chizuko     I said stop it. [15:51] Chizuko     It's important to you, isn't it? [15:56] Kokoa     It is. [15:58] Kokoa     But it isn't! [16:01] Chrome     Are you being witty? [16:02] Tsuki     You mean your father, correct? [16:06] Tsuki     My employer... [16:08] Tsuki     Rather, Kokoa-sama's father, is busy     with work and can rarely return home. [16:14] Tsuki     The stuffed animal was given     to her by her father. [16:18] Tsuki     Kokoa-sama is quite devastated. [16:24] Chrome     Little girl, could that be it? [16:30] Chrome     Hold it! [16:34] Chrome     You damn puppy! [16:36] Chrome     No one gets to be more devious than I! [16:41] Chrome     What? [16:43] Chizuko     Weak! [16:47] Chizuko     How are we going to fit in there? [16:49] Tsuki     A moment, please. I will... [16:52] Kokoa     I-It's fine! [16:54] Kokoa     I'll abandon it! [16:58] Chrome     Kuma Kaijin! [17:01] Chrome     Remove those lids there! [17:11] Kokoa     W-Wait! That's mine! [17:19] Chrome     You'd do better to have this     than not, wouldn't you? [17:22] Chrome     Don't let go of it. [17:24] Chrome     Here. Your jellyfish. [17:27] Kokoa     It isn't a jellyfish! [17:29] Kokoa     It's a kunyage! [17:31] Chrome     Ah, I see. Cat ears. [17:34] Kokoa     D-Don't expect me to thank you. [17:37] Chrome     Odd. Why would I? [17:39] Chrome     I merely committed an act of evil. [17:44] Kokoa     We may meet again someday... [17:47] Kokoa     Mister Mastermind. [17:49] Chrome     Yes. [17:51] Chizuko     Chrome... [17:52] Chizuko     He went out of his way to do her a favor. [17:56] Chizuko     Otherwise, he wouldn't do something this     bad and call it one of his "evil deeds." [18:01] Chrome     Are they gone? [18:03] Chrome     They're gone! [18:04] Chizuko     Yeah. [18:05] Chrome     We absolutely shouldn't leave these here! [18:07] Chrome     We must fix it quick! [18:08] Chrome     "Gutter hurry!" Get it? [18:09] Chizuko     Now he's fixing it himself. [18:09] Chrome     Gotta hurry! [18:10] Chrome     But there are so many! [18:11] Chizuko     Oh, well. Guess I'll help him. [18:12] Chrome     Hurry! [18:13] Chrome     Date Chizuko! [18:14] Chizuko     Whoa, heavy. SIGN    Berry Blossom      Handshake Event SIGN    Free SIGN    See you there [18:21] Chizuko     What's that? [18:24] Chrome     I-Is this... SIGN    Nikoniko Nishi Park [18:34] Chizuko     It's pretty crowded. [18:36] Chizuko     I thought I'd be the only one coming. [18:41] Chizuko     How could an event be so godly?! [18:45] (Flashback) Chizuko     This is one of those things     no one ends up going to! [18:48] (Flashback) Chizuko     We have to go help build a crowd! [18:51] (Flashback) Chrome     I don't think I'm the right person to ask. [18:54] (Flashback) Chrome     I will not go. SIGN    Berry Blossom     Handshake Event [19:01] Chizuko     Chrome never came, but that might actually [19:03] Chizuko     keep things from getting out of control. SIGN    Pen lights [19:10] Mashirou     Dante, is that you? [19:13] Chizuko     Mashirou-san. [19:14] Chizuko     I'd like a pen light. [19:18] Mashirou     Huh? Uh, right. [19:20] Chizuko     Why did you decide to do this event, anyway? [19:23] Mashirou     Well, see, to be honest... [19:26] Mashirou     It's all about my ego. [19:29] Mashirou     I just wanted to say to Berry, [19:31] Mashirou     "Look at all these people     who are cheering for you." [19:35] Chizuko     Mashirou-san... [19:36] Mashirou     Actually... [19:38] Mashirou     I haven't been able to tell     her about this event yet. [19:43] Chizuko     That's pretty bad! [19:45] Mashirou     I told her to transform and     come to Nishi Park, but... [19:49] Noichigo     Mashirou! [19:50] Noichigo     What is all this?! [19:53] Chizuko     B-B-Berry Blossom! [19:55] Noichigo     I have no idea what's going on. [19:58] Man     It's the evil organization! [19:59] Girl     Mom, Kuma Kaijins! They're so cute! [20:02] Chizuko     Chrome?! [20:04] Chizuko     Why are you here? [20:06] Chrome     Hm. [20:07] Chrome     So this is the venue. [20:09] Noichigo     Chrome?! [20:11] Noichigo     Handshakes?! [20:13] Chizuko     I'm sorry. [20:14] Chizuko     I'm sorry for confusing you. [20:16] Chizuko     Mashirou-san, explain, please! [20:19] Chizuko     He crashed trying to process all the data! [20:22] Chrome     I'm told it's a handshake event. [20:28] Chrome     Then may I ask for a handshake? [20:41] Chizuko     Wristlock?! [20:43] Chrome     It hurts! It hurts! [20:45] Sensei     Chrome-san... [20:46] Sensei     I knew you would come. [20:48] Chrome     My wrist! [20:48] Sensei     Seeing you that way gives     me so much strength. [20:53] Kokoa     What lowly entertainment. [20:54] Chrome     I can't! [20:56] Tsuki     You seem satisfied. [20:58] Chrome     No more! [21:00] Chrome     Ow, ow, ow! No! No, no, no! [21:04] Girl     That looks painful. [21:05] Chrome     I give! I give! [21:06] Chrome     It's breaking! Seriously!     It's going to break! [21:09] Chrome     Aren't you a hero of justice?! [21:13] Chizuko     Chrome, why did you come? [21:16] Chrome     Date Chizuko... [21:18] Chrome     You invited me for the sake     of your ego, did you not? [21:22] Chizuko     That's right! My ego! [21:24] Chizuko     I didn't want to see Berry sad     if no one showed up to the event. [21:29] Chizuko     Problem? [21:35] Chrome     Good. [21:39] Chrome     I like such selfish thinking. [21:43] Chizuko     Chrome... [21:44] Chrome     Though... [21:46] Chrome     It's unfortunate that you didn't     get a chance to shake her hand. [21:50] Chrome     Don't dismay. [21:52] Chrome     Shall I shake your hand? [21:54] Chizuko     Forget it! [21:58] Chizuko     I'm going home. SIGN    #9 "Wannabe Hip Evil" SIGN    Episode 9: "Wannabe Hip Evil." 9 - Wannabe Hip Evil Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Chizuko     Date Chizuko here. [00:06] Chizuko     As a general of the evil     organization Fossa Magna, [00:10] Chizuko     I am sleeping next to its evil mastermind. [00:13] Chizuko     You! Stop staring at your phone! [00:15] Chrome     I'm worried I won't be     able to wake up on time. [00:17] Chrome     That's keeping me awake. [00:19] Chizuko     I swear... [00:20] Chizuko     Who do you think I'm doing this for? [00:24] (Flashback) Chrome     Date Chizuko. [00:25] (Flashback) Chrome     Rather, General Dante. [00:27] (Flashback) Chrome     I need you to wake me up at 4 AM tomorrow. [00:29] (Flashback) Chizuko     Huh? [00:30] (Flashback) Chizuko     No thanks. [00:32] (Flashback) Chizuko     Also, why? [00:33] (Flashback) Chrome     I wrote a warning notice to Berry     Blossom of my evil plans tomorrow, [00:36] (Flashback) Chrome     but she has prior arrangements. [00:39] (Flashback) Chrome     She said she can make it if     it's at 4 AM, so I had to oblige. [00:42] (Flashback) Chizuko     No, you didn't. You could just postpone. [00:44] (Flashback) Chrome     In any case, I will need your assistance in     waking me up at 4 AM tomorrow, General Dante. [00:49] Chizuko     He must think his general     is his mom or something. [00:54] (Flashback) Chrome     Also, Grandpa, if I may ask you, as well. [00:56] (Flashback) Grandpa     Okey-dokey. [00:59] Chizuko     He doesn't even need a general, then! [01:03] Chizuko     The ceiling is so high... [01:05] Chizuko     It's making me uneasy. [01:07] Chrome     Date Chizuko... [01:09] Chrome     Are you asleep? [01:12] Chrome     Hey, are you asleep? [01:14] Chrome     Hey! [01:14] Chizuko     Yeah, I'm asleep! I'm asleep already! [01:17] Chrome     You aren't asleep! [01:20] Chizuko     Pipe down! [01:30] Grandpa     Morning! [01:34] Grandpa     Come on, Chrome-san, get up! [01:39] Grandpa     Snap to action! You have to get changed! [01:46] Grandpa     You aren't getting any sound. [01:48] Grandpa     How are you going to teleport? [01:50] Grandpa     Silly you. [01:53] Grandpa     I'll be back in a bit. [01:57] Chizuko     I feel like Grandpa's outdoing     me at my own job as a general. [02:02] Grandpa     Come on, now! Up! [02:05] Grandpa     You can't face your buddy like that! [02:09] Mashirou     Get up, Berry! [02:13] Noichigo     We're bringing 1,000 yen instead     of 300 yen for snacks? [02:16] Mashirou     This isn't a field trip! [02:17] Mashirou     It's a whole camping trip! [02:19] Mashirou     What are you even going     to do if Chrome shows up? [02:21] Chrome     Evil mastermind Fossa Magna's... [02:24] Chrome     curry rice. [02:34] Grandpa; Mashirou     Let's pretend neither of us saw anything. SIGN    Berry Blossom     is sooo cool!! SIGN    HOOOOOONK SIGN    Struck Oil SIGN    She's eating crab... SIGN    Coo Coo SIGN    Phew SIGN    I made hayashi rice!! SIGN    You're eating it?! [04:09] Noichigo     This ends here, Evil Mastermind Chrome! SIGN    #9 "Wannabe Hip Evil" [04:16] Chrome     We'll see about that. [04:19] Noichigo     He vanished! [04:21] Chrome     Now, where might I show up next? [04:25] Mashirou     Is he talking to us telepathically? [04:26] Noichigo     Coward! [04:28] Noichigo     Show yourself! [04:31] Chizuko     Good. All according to plan so far. [04:34] Chizuko     I can be a proper general, too, you know! [04:37] Chizuko     I'm going to make sure our plan succeeds     so that Berry Blossom can shine. [04:46] Mashirou     Is it just me, or are they     looking for Chrome, too? [04:53] Chrome     Cower in fear for all eternity! [04:56] Mashirou     We aren't cowering! [04:57] Mashirou     Why don't you worry about your own comms?! [05:03] Chizuko     Things are getting kinda weird. [05:06] Chizuko     Him disappearing was only     one part of our plan... [05:12] Chizuko     He's late. [05:14] Chizuko     Chrome... Come back already! [05:16] Chizuko     Chrome! [05:20] Chizuko     He's supposed to get behind her     and attack from a blind spot! [05:24] Chizuko     Where are you, Chrome? [05:26] Chrome     I'm back, Date Chizuko. [05:28] Chizuko     Chrome! [05:30] Chizuko     You're walking?! [05:31] Chrome     Conserving... magic power... [05:38] Chrome     Side... stitches... [05:40] Chizuko     You're supposed to attack     from her blind spot. [05:43] Chizuko     Can you do it? [05:44] Chrome     Of course. [05:45] Chrome     I'm gonna make it look slick, Date Chizuko! [05:53] Chizuko     A-Are you okay? Do you know     what you're supposed to do? [05:57] Chrome     My best outfit... [06:00] Chrome     Must I face her so tarnished? [06:03] Chizuko     If you do... [06:06] Chizuko     You'll be making Berry Blossom play an     easy-mode "spot the difference" game! [06:07] Noichigo     What do I do? SIGN    Spot the difference! [06:09] Noichigo     What do I do? [06:12] Chrome     What do we do? [06:21] Kokoa     Tsuki, what's for dinner tonight? [06:25] Chrome     Lend me your washing machine, tiny one! [06:28] Kokoa     Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you want?! [06:32] Kokoa     All right, fine. [06:33] Kokoa     I'll wash your nasty cloak sparkling clean... [06:37] Kokoa     with my Great Washing Machine Extra Special! [06:41] Chrome     Was it named by a second grader? [06:42] Kokoa     How dare you?! [06:44] Tsuki     Proudly made by her father's own company. [06:47] Chrome     Sorry I said that. [06:49] Kokoa     Tsuki, put it on the strongest cycle. [06:52] Kokoa     In that case, let's do the     "Zero Dirt At Any Cost" cycle. [06:57] Chizuko     That's a scary cycle name. [06:59] Chizuko     Thanks, Kokoa-chan. [07:02] Kokoa     Now you owe me one. [07:05] Tsuki     This is fortunate, isn't it? [07:07] Tsuki     You still needed to repay them     for your stuffed animal. [07:09] Kokoa     Ts-Tsuki! [07:10] Chrome     Oh, right. [07:13] Chrome     Hear me, magical girl! [07:16] Chrome     I am delayed. I suggest     you kill time somewhere! [07:20] Mashirou     What's wrong with you?! [07:22] Kokoa     Magic sure is useless when     you really need it, isn't it? [07:28] Kokoa     No mastermind would be satisfied     with this situation. [07:31] Chrome     You are correct, little girl. [07:33] Chrome     Magic is useless when you most need it. [07:37] Chrome     Which is why I make it a point     to depend on others. [07:42] Kokoa     That's a lousy thing to say so proudly. [07:45] Chrome     You got me. [07:47] Chizuko     Wait, wait! Chrome! Chrome! [07:49] Chrome     What is it, Date Chizuko? [07:55] Chrome     Th-That's more shine than you'd     ever need for washing! [08:04] Chizuko     No way! [08:07] Chrome     Why... [08:10] Chrome     It's like burnt coal... [08:12] Tsuki     The dirt came off, though. [08:14] Kokoa     At the cost of something     a lot more important! [08:17] Tsuki     That's the point of the cycle. [08:19] Chizuko     So stubborn... [08:20] Tsuki     Well, shall I prepare another     of the same garment, then? [08:24] Tsuki     I happen to be quite skilled. [08:28] Chrome     He's skilled! [08:34] Tsuki     It's complete. [08:36] Tsuki     I've made it based on video records. [08:39] Tsuki     I expect that it's without flaws. [08:41] Chizuko     I wish you had just washed it properly,     if you're that good with your hands. [08:44] Tsuki     Oh, it's frayed. [08:47] Tsuki     A moment, please. [08:50] Tsuki     Chrome-sama, what is your favorite animal? [08:53] Chrome     Bears. Why? [08:56] Tsuki     It's complete. [09:02] Chrome     This is what I mean, little girl!     And Date Chizuko! [09:07] Chrome     Ultimately, it is people who     are the most dependable. [09:13] Chizuko     It's the same person who made     a mess of it to begin with. [09:22] Chrome     Your wait is over, Berry Blossom! [09:24] Noichigo     He's here! [09:30] Chrome     I am here! [09:34] Chizuko     Why the fancy patchwork? [09:36] Tsuki     Emergency repairs. [09:38] Kokoa     Is that really the best use of your efforts? [09:41] Noichigo     I see some brown thing... [09:44] Noichigo     Is that dirt? [09:45] Mashirou     Man, that's nasty. [09:46] Mashirou     You need to wash your clothes. [09:48] Kokoa     She thinks you got dirt on it. [09:51] Chizuko     Such wasted energy. [09:54] Mashirou     Go get it washed. Jeez! [10:02] Chrome     What are you kneading, Date Chizuko? [10:05] Chizuko     Chicken. [10:07] Chizuko     I thought I'd make karaage for dinner. [10:09] Chrome     Karaage! [10:11] Chrome     You have a duel with Berry     Blossom again today, don't you? [10:13] Chrome     I need to season the chicken first. SIGN    Potato starch SIGN    Salt SIGN    Sugar [10:16] Chizuko     Oh, we're out of potato starch. [10:17] Chizuko     Oh, well. Guess I'll just sear it. [10:20] Chrome     You dare refuse to fry karaage     after you had me in anticipation?! [10:23] Chrome     You are beyond evil! [10:25] Chizuko     I don't have time to go shopping. [10:27] Chrome     I shall ask the Kuma Kaijins     to go and fetch us some. [10:38] Chizuko     What?! [10:39] Chrome     The Kuma Kaijins... The Kuma Kaijins... SIGN    m 0 0 l 150 0 150 50 0 50 SIGN    Bear Bear      Bear Bear      bear bear [10:41] Chrome     They left home! [10:43] Chizuko     Left home? [10:44] Chizuko     Why would they do that? [10:46] Chrome     I don't know... [10:48] Chrome     This has never happened before. [10:58] Chrome     We've been together since I was little. [11:04] Chizuko     I can think of so many reasons why. [11:07] Chizuko     Let's just go find the Kuma Kaijins. [11:09] Chizuko     We'll have to turn down Berry Blossom today. [11:15] Chrome     You're right. [11:21] Mashirou     That's a petty little misdeed, Chrome-san. [11:26] Mashirou     First, you call us out at 4 AM     with less than a day's notice. [11:29] Mashirou     Next, you make us wait forever, and now     you're canceling on us last-minute. [11:34] Mashirou     Who do you think you are? SIGN    Mashirou [11:37] Chrome     Oh, no! [11:39] Chrome     I need to fight them today or     they might not fight me anymore! [11:43] Chizuko     I can't blame them for being angry. [11:46] Chizuko     Okay, I'll go find the Kuma Kaijins. [11:48] Chrome     No. [11:49] Chrome     I'll go. [11:51] Chrome     If I do nothing now, the Kuma Kaijins     will be finished with me for good. [11:58] Chizuko     He's talking like his wife left him because     he wouldn't come home from work. [12:02] Chizuko     But what about your battle     with Berry Blossom? [12:05] Chrome     I have only one choice! [12:24] Chizuko     Wh-What the heck?! [12:27] Chrome     You look good. [12:29] Chrome     It was well worth enlisting     a talented man to make it. SIGN    I made it! SIGN    Will help with sewing,      needlework, embroidery [12:32] Tsuki     I made it. [12:34] Chizuko     Wait, do you mean... [12:35] Chizuko     No... [12:36] Chizuko     No, no! [12:38] Chrome     Indeed, this means... [12:40] Chrome     This is your first battle, Date Chizuko! [12:42] Chrome     No, General Dante! [12:47] Chizuko     What the heck?! [12:58] Classmate A     Date-san. [13:00] Chizuko     I'm fighting Berry Blossom head-on. [13:04] Chizuko     She's going to recognize     me as General Dante. [13:07] Chizuko     She's going to talk to me. [13:08] Chizuko     And she's going to attack me! [13:12] Chizuko     I can't! I can't! [13:14] Chizuko     No... [13:15] Chizuko     I have no choice. Because... [13:19] Chizuko     Making Berry Blossom shine is my... [13:23] Chizuko     My... [13:27] Masamune     What's this? Chizuko-san. [13:29] Chizuko     Dad? [13:30] Chizuko     Wh-Why are you here? [13:32] Masamune     I had a feeling I might be able to     see Chrome-san fight if I came here. [13:36] Chizuko     Gut instinct?! [13:37] Chizuko     Actually, Chrome's away on     some important business. [13:41] Chizuko     I'm here as a substitute. [13:43] Masamune     A substitute? [13:44] Masamune     But you're still a child, Chizuko-san. [13:48] Masamune     Give me power, and I would be     able to attack immediately. [13:54] Chizuko     My own father's after my throne! [13:57] Chizuko     But... [13:58] Chizuko     He does look like a general. [14:00] Chizuko     And as a teacher, he's pretty smart. [14:06] Chizuko     Why is my whole family such good generals?! [14:09] Masamune     Please contact Chrome-san, if you will. [14:12] Chizuko     Th-That's all right! [14:14] Chizuko     The one who'll fight     Magical Girl Berry Blossom... [14:18] Chizuko     is I, Fossa Magna General Dante! [14:23] Masamune     I see you are a magical girl, Chizuko-san. [14:26] Chizuko     Huh?! No, I'm not! [14:28] Masamune     You aren't? [14:30] Masamune     You transform, and you're a girl, so... [14:33] Chizuko     Please don't make assumptions! [14:34] Masamune     I mean, you have a wand, too. [14:36] Chizuko     Huh?! [14:37] Chizuko     So what if I have a wand?! [14:39] Masamune     You look just like one. I can't tell. [14:43] Chizuko     I'm nothing like a magical girl! [14:47] Chizuko     Magical girls are... [14:49] Chizuko     Magical girls are... [14:52] Chizuko     Elegant! [14:54] Chizuko     Dashing! [14:56] Chizuko     And strong! [14:59] Chizuko     Someone like Berry Blossom! [15:05] Masamune     It seems I've said something out of line. [15:17] Noichigo     What is this? What's going on? SIGN    Nikoniko Park [15:20] Noichigo     Who is that girl? [15:22] Masamune     She is Fossa Magna General Dante. [15:26] Masamune     And I am her father. [15:28] Mashirou; Noichigo     She's accompanied by a parent?! [15:33] Mashirou     It looks like the general     has lost her mind... [15:38] Noichigo     What if she hits someone? [15:40] Noichigo     I'll have to suppress you! [15:45] Noichigo     She vanished! [15:46] Chrome     Magical power can run rampant when its     user loses control of their emotions. [15:51] Chrome     I'm sorry I never told you. [15:58] Chrome     General Dante. [16:00] Mashirou; Noichigo     Chrome?! [16:05] Noichigo     Look! [16:06] Mashirou     She's still not under control. [16:28] Chizuko     Chrome... [16:30] Chizuko     Have you found the Kuma Kaijins? [16:31] Chrome     I haven't yet. [16:33] Chrome     But I would be no evil mastermind if I     abandoned my general in her time of need! [16:43] Chrome     Come, Berry Blossom! [16:52] Chrome     I used up too much magic power. [16:57] Mashirou     Look at him! Pathetic! [16:58] Noichigo     No! Stop it, Mashirou! [17:00] Noichigo     Bad! [17:02] Chrome     I'm too lame. [17:05] Chrome     Forget helping my general. I couldn't     even produce anything from my hand. [17:11] Chrome     This is why the Kuma Kaijins... [17:18] Chrome     Release your hand, Dante! It may     be lame, but it's still dangerous! [17:25] Chizuko     We can fight, then. [17:28] Chizuko     It's not lame. [17:30] Chizuko     It just feels lame because you're ashamed. [17:36] Chizuko     I want to see Berry Blossom     take a pathetic attack. [17:51] Chrome     It seems I had lost my confidence. [17:56] Chrome     But I must change. [17:58] Chrome     I do not want to lose the     respect of my general, too! [18:02] Mashirou     I don't know what he's talking about... [18:04] Noichigo     But he's the evil mastermind     that we're all familiar with! [18:07] Chrome     Let's go! [18:11] Noichigo     Full Fall Storm! [18:15] Chrome     That's not fair, using a blast of air! [18:20] Chizuko     It's a new attack! [18:23] Chrome     I want to become stronger... [18:25] Chrome     So strong that the Kuma Kaijins     will want to come back! [18:28] Grandpa     We're back! [18:32] Grandpa     What are you doing? [18:36] Chrome     K-Kuma Kaijins! [18:38] Chrome     And Grandpa! [18:40] Chizuko     Where were you? [18:41] Grandpa     We went to a training camp with the go club. [18:46] (Flashback) Grandpa     Say cheese! [18:48] Chrome     Sheesh... [18:50] Chrome     Don't worry me like that! [18:55] Grandpa     I had them leave you a note.     Did you not read it? [18:59] Chizuko     Eh? [18:59] Chizuko     Oh, this? [19:02] Chizuko     You had no idea what it said?! [19:09] Announcement     We will soon be arriving at Naniga. [19:12] Chrome     The rocking of the train inspires     good evil deeds, Date Chizuko. [19:17] Chizuko     I don't think you should say stuff     like that on public transit. [19:21] Chrome     You think so? [19:23] Chrome     The Kuma Kaijins have returned. [19:25] Chrome     I'm welcoming new ideas. [19:29] Chizuko     Kuma Kaijins... [19:30] Chizuko     Kuma Kaijins, huh? [19:36] Chizuko; Chrome     Kuma Kaijin! [19:39] Chizuko; Chrome     Kuma Kaijin! [19:44] Chizuko; Chrome     Kuma Kaijin! [19:53] A     Is that a costume? [19:55] B     Smells like an animal, though... [20:01] A     Huh? It vanished. [20:06] Chizuko     For those in the audience who don't     know what the Kuma Kaijins are saying, [20:10] Chizuko     we'll dub the rest in human language. [20:13] Kaijin A     That was close. [20:15] Kaijin B     We don't want to start an incident. [20:17] Kaijin C     Let's keep a low profile. [20:19] Kaijin D     Indeed. [20:37] Kaijin B     What is it? [20:38] Kaijin A     I've been thinking about the past... [20:40] Kaijin C     The past? [20:42] (Flashback) Chrome     What do you wanna do today? [20:45] (Flashback) Chrome     Rafting! [20:48] Kaijin C     How is that any different from now? [20:51] Kaijin D     No... He's changed. [20:53] Kaijin D     We never had a name before. [20:56] Kaijin D     He's changed ever since he started     calling us Kuma Kaijins. [21:01] Kaijin D     I don't know what all this is     about being an evil mastermind, [21:04] Kaijin D     but I don't want to be friendly with     him when he treats us like pawns. [21:09] Kaijin A     Is that how you feel? [21:12] Kaijin A     I... [21:17] Chrome     Kuma Kaijins! [21:20] Chrome     Thank goodness you're back, Kuma Kaijins! [21:25] Chrome     I believed in you! [21:28] Chrome     There, there. [21:30] Kaijin A     I don't feel that way. [21:33] Chizuko     Get this, Kuma Kaijins. [21:35] Chizuko     Chrome was about to teleport to pick you up. [21:38] Chrome     D-Date Chizuko! [21:40] Kaijin A     I tend to think he's more     like his old self lately, [21:40] Chizuko     It's the truth, though. [21:42] Chrome     You promised you wouldn't tell them! [21:43] Kaijin A     since he's started spending     time with Chizuko. [21:45] Kaijin B     Like with that patch the other day. [21:47] Kaijin C     That was adorable. [21:51] Chizuko     The Kuma Kaijins are still talking. [21:55] Chrome     What are you discussing? SIGN    #10 "Giant Reception" [23:35] Chizuko     Episode 10: "Giant Reception." 10 - Giant Reception Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Chizuko     So... [00:01] Chizuko     Are we coming up with a plan for     the duel with Berry tomorrow? SIGN    Nikoniko Nishi Park [00:06] Chrome     Date Chizuko... [00:08] Chrome     I have no need of a plan. [00:10] Chrome     For I have used up all of     my magic power this month! [00:12] Chizuko     Yay! I got a Rare Berry! [00:18] Chrome     I've used up all my magic power! [00:18] Chizuko     One more and I'll have them all! [00:23] Chrome     This also happens to be the first     time I've used up my magic power [00:26] Chrome     before the end of the month. [00:28] Chizuko     You need to stay on top of that. [00:30] Chizuko     What are we going to do now? [00:32] Chizuko     Is there even anything we can     prepare for tomorrow, then? [00:35] Chrome     I might be able to summon the     Kuma Kaijins if I try hard enough. [00:46] Chizuko     Berry! You're so adorbs, Berry! [00:54] Chizuko     This Berry glows in the dark! [01:05] Chizuko     I-Is that what I think that is? SIGN    Berry Blossom     is sooo cool!! SIGN    HOOOOOONK SIGN    Struck Oil SIGN    She's eating crab... SIGN    Coo Coo SIGN    Phew SIGN    I made hayashi rice!! SIGN    You're eating it?! SIGN    #10 "Giant Reception" [02:46] Chrome     Hold still, Kuma Kaijin! [02:48] Chrome     You'll destroy the city! [02:50] Chrome     Stop! [02:52] Chrome     Halt! [02:52] Chizuko     We're an evil organization.     We're supposed to destroy things. [02:54] Chrome     Sleep! [02:56] Chizuko     I never thought I'd ever say,     "We're supposed to destroy things." [03:01] Chrome     I don't want to resort to     violence when I don't have to. [03:05] Chrome     You! Return! [03:07] Chrome     Come back! [03:10] Chrome     I don't even know how to     get him back to normal. [03:13] Chrome     This wasn't my intention! [03:16] Chrome     Oh, what ever shall I do now? [03:23] Chrome     I don't know. [03:24] Chrome     My path ahead is dark. [03:26] Chizuko     Have you forgotten about someone     who's supposed to help? [03:27] Chrome     I can see nothing! [03:30] Chizuko     He's ugly crying! [03:32] Sanjo     Sanjo here at the scene of the incident. [03:35] Sanjo     The giant Kuma Kaijin is currently stomping     through the main road in front of the station. SIGN    Breaking!!     Giant Mystery Creature     On the Loose!! SIGN    Reporting Live from     Above Naniga City [03:39] Noichigo     You're joking! [03:40] Sanjo     Rather, it seems to be going back and forth     between Naniga City and Sorega City. [03:40] Noichigo     This is way beyond anything I can deal with. [03:43] Mashirou     So what if it's huge? [03:44] Mashirou     You got this! [03:46] Noichigo     No way! [03:47] Mashirou     You'll do fine. [03:49] Chrome     Huh. [03:51] Chrome     You waste precious time     as the city is in peril. [03:56] Chrome     It seems I'd overestimated you. [04:01] Mashirou     Damn you, Chrome! [04:03] Mashirou     You're the one who blew     up the Kuma, aren't you? [04:06] Noichigo     Fine. [04:08] Noichigo     Fine. Fine. Fine! Fine! [04:12] Noichigo     I'll do it! Happy? [04:15] Mashirou     He's gone. [04:17] Mashirou     How did he find us here? [04:32] Mashirou     Wait, Berry! You forgot me! [04:36] Mashirou     I gave them my business card! [04:38] Mashirou     With the Berry Fan Club head office address! [04:41] Noichigo     I'll do it, Mashirou. [04:44] Noichigo     Because I'm... [04:52] Noichigo     The hero of justice! [05:10] Chizuko     B-Berry Blossom! [05:14] Guy     Whoa! [05:15] Girl     She's huge! [05:27] Guy     So huge! [05:36] Chrome     What did she even come out here to do? [05:38] Noichigo     What are you staring at, you stupid bear?! [05:44] Noichigo     I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! [05:54] Chrome     You can count on a magical     girl in times of need. [05:57] Chrome     I owe her one this time. [05:59] Chrome     Isn't that right, Date Chizu— [06:02] Chrome     She's getting some skillful     continuous shots. [06:06] Sanjo     Thanks to Berry Blossom's courageous actions, [06:09] Sanjo     life in the city was left unaffected. SIGN    Momentary Panic      Mystery Monster and Magical Girl (XL) [06:12] Sanjo     The Fluffy Capybara Carnival will proceed as     scheduled at the Naniga City Civic Center. [06:12] Noichigo     Hey, do you think... [06:16] Noichigo     I wonder if Chrome summoned that     giant Kuma Kaijin to test me. [06:20] Mashirou     Who knows? [06:22] Mashirou     There's no telling what that guy's thinking. [06:27] Mashirou     Imagine if he actually just     botched a magic spell. [06:32] Noichigo     Nah, there's no way. SIGN    Blatantly Obvious Foreshadowing [06:41] Sanjo     Thanks to Berry Blossom's courageous     actions, life in the city was left unaffected. [06:48] Sanjo     The Fluffy Capybara Carnival will     proceed as scheduled at the Naniga— [06:51] Baryu     Uh-huh. SIGN    Nikoniko Nishi Park [06:54] Chrome     It's a new month, a brand new     month, and my mind is clear! [06:58] Chizuko     I'm finally here. [07:01] Chizuko     Huh? [07:02] Chizuko     Whatcha doing, Chrome? [07:03] Chrome     Taking notes, clearly. [07:05] Chizuko     What notes? [07:06] Chrome     You've given me all kinds of     information regarding her. [07:10] Chrome     I'm writing it down so I don't forget. [07:13] Chrome     After all, I am quick to purge from     memory anything I have no interest in. SIGN    m 0 0 l 210 0 210 85 0 85 SIGN    Plant species      Bragbutton      Family: Flexidae      Genus: Weirdus      Description      A plant-like species which is said to sprout and      bloom only when its gasbag reaches 80%.      At times, it may bloom less than once a year;     at other times, it may bloom once a week.      Recent records have shown frequent     sprouting, but blooms have been     exceedingly rare.      It appears to rely on sound in place of water,      and its growth has been observed to     accelerate in the presence of voices. [07:19] Chizuko     Why are you so proud of that? [07:22] Chizuko     Also, shouldn't you be paying     more attention to her? [07:25] Chrome     That's your job. [07:28] Chizuko     That's not my job! Berry is life! [07:30] Chrome     Why are you crying? [07:32] Chrome     Why did you decide to take notes, anyway? [07:36] Chrome     Partly because I've decided that I ought     to be doing my job as mastermind, [07:40] Chrome     and so that I may take action on     my own should you ever be absent. [07:44] Chizuko     Yeah, no kidding. [07:46] Chizuko     In any case, maybe we'll finally     be proper enemies with Berry now. [07:52] Chrome     Tissues, please! [07:54] Guy     Okay... [07:55] Guy     Here. [07:57] Chrome     Tissues, please! [07:58] Guy     Okay... [08:00] Chrome     Tissues, please! [08:01] Guy     Okay? [08:01] Chrome     Now, come, Berry Blossom! [08:03] Chrome     Are you not concerned what will     become of this tissue distributor? [08:08] Chizuko     Our evil deeds leave a lot to be desired. [08:11] Noichigo     How dare you trouble the tissue man?! [08:14] Noichigo     Prepare yourself, Chrome! [08:15] Chrome     Well met, Berry Blossom. [08:19] Mashirou     C'mere. C'mere. SIGN    m 0 0 l 250 0 250 80 0 80 SIGN    I wish to challenge you alone.      To that end, I request that you come to      Nikoniko Nishi Park. I stress that you must      not share this information. Though fragrant      the flowers may be, their colors, too,     are fleeting. None in our world is     permanent.      We, too, cross into the next life today      With neither shallow dreams nor delusions.      The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy     dog      She sells sea shells by the seashore [08:26] Chrome     What? [08:27] Chrome     "I wish to challenge you alone. [08:31] Chrome     To that end, I request that you     come to Nikoniko Nishi Park. SIGN    m 0 0 l 250 0 250 40 0 40 SIGN    I wish to challenge you alone.      To that end, I request that you     come to Nikoniko Nishi Park.      I stress that you must not share     this information. [08:36] Chrome     I stress that you must not     share this information." [08:42] Chrome     I have returned, Nikoniko Nishi Park! SIGN    Nikoniko Nishi Park [08:47] Chrome     I borrowed the soba shop's     bike to make haste. [08:49] Chrome     I'm borrowing your bike! [08:50] Chrome     I just need it for thirty minutes! [08:53] Noichigo     There you are, Chrome! [08:54] Noichigo     Fossa Magna is going down! [09:00] Noichigo     I will not allow evil in this town! [09:02] Noichigo     Magical Girl Berry Blossom is on the scene! [09:06] Chrome     Who are you? [09:07] Noichigo     Berry Blossom! I told you! [09:09] Chrome     Why are you in a full face helmet? [09:11] Noichigo     What does it matter to you?! [09:17] Noichigo     Now... [09:18] Noichigo     Shall we begin? [09:19] Chrome     Wait, wait, wait! [09:22] Chrome     This totally matters! [09:24] Chrome     It doesn't just matter... [09:25] Chrome     It's absolutely terrifying. [09:30] Chrome     No... [09:31] Chrome     It matters not. [09:32] Chrome     No matter who I face... [09:42] Chrome     I can't! [09:43] Chrome     What if she's some total stranger? [09:48] Chizuko     I'm not your general anymore     if you aren't fighting Berry. [09:52] Chrome     That cannot be! [09:53] Chrome     I must make sure! [09:56] Chrome     I summon you, Kuma Kaijin! [10:02] Chrome     Now, you... [10:03] Chrome     I implore you to show yourself! [10:05] Noichigo     No! [10:06] Noichigo     No way! [10:09] Noichigo     Over my dead body! [10:11] Chizuko     Sh-She's strong. [10:13] Chizuko     You're so strong, Helmet Berry! [10:16] Chizuko     Also known as... SIGN    (Short for Helmet Berry Blossom) [10:17] Chizuko     Hellberry! SIGN    Hellberry [10:23] Chrome     Oh, look! A UFO! [10:26] Noichigo     Where?! [10:34] Chrome     You fell for it! [10:35] Chrome     Victory is mine! [10:40] Chrome     Look! A UFO! [10:44] Chrome     I have been served. [10:47] Chizuko     So cool... [10:48] Chizuko     You're so cool, Hellberry! [10:50] Noichigo     Twinkle! [10:52] Noichigo     He saw me! [10:53] Noichigo     Chrome saw me! [10:56] Noichigo     I cut my bangs too short. [10:59] Mashirou     You can't even tell. [11:01] Noichigo     Liar! Liar! [11:06] Chizuko     You okay? [11:07] Chrome     Why was she wearing a helmet today, though? [11:13] Chizuko     Oh, now that you mention it, I think her bangs     were about three millimeters shorter. [11:19] Noichigo     He saw me! [11:21] Noichigo     I can't! I'm gonna die now! [11:23] Mashirou     You make a big deal out of nothing for     someone who's normally pretty half-assed. [11:29] Chizuko     Chrome! [11:30] Chizuko     Take a look at this! [11:33] Chizuko     There's a hero show at the mall coming up! [11:35] Chizuko     This is totally Berry Blossom's     silhouette, isn't it? SIGN    Hero Show     Our hero makes an appearance      right before your eyes!! [11:39] Chizuko     It's a rare opportunity. [11:40] Chizuko     We have to go! [11:42] Chrome     What is a hero show? [11:43] Chizuko     Oh, I know! [11:45] Chizuko     I should put it up so we don't forget. [11:47] Chrome     Hey, what exactly is a hero show? [11:50] Chizuko     This won't work. [11:53] Chizuko     I need to put it up in more places. [11:56] Chizuko     It would be bad if we forgot. [11:58] Chrome     What is it?! [12:00] Chrome     What is a hero show?! [12:03] Chizuko     You there, Kuma Kaijin! [12:05] Chizuko     Did you put one up in the restroom? [12:08] Chizuko     "Not yet"? [12:09] Chizuko     Hurry up and get it done! [12:11] Chizuko     Three seconds! [12:12] Chizuko     And you! [12:13] Chizuko     Don't forget to put one up     in the washing machine! [12:16] Chizuko     What? You put one there, but it got all soggy? [12:17] Chrome     If she's showing up, I shall be there! [12:19] Chizuko     You need to waterproof it first, dummy! [12:21] Chrome     At this so-called "hero show"! [12:22] Chizuko     You! Shut it! [12:26] Chizuko     Wow, look at all these people. [12:29] Chrome     Are they all here to see her? [12:31] Chizuko     People must have taken notice of her     after that giant bear incident. [12:37] Chrome     I find that hard to believe. [12:38] Emcee     Hi, kids! [12:40] Emcee     How are you today? [12:41] Chizuko     They're starting! [12:42] Kids     Hello! [12:45] Chrome     Hey! [12:47] Woman     They're selling winter clothes     for half price over there! [12:50] Woman 2     Oh, my! [12:50] Emcee     Today, we have our favorite     hero here to hang out with us! [12:56] Chizuko     Here we go! [12:57] Emcee     Okay, let's all say the name together! [13:00] Emcee     Ready? And... [13:02] Chizuko     Berry Blossom! [13:02] Kids     Morimori Tomatoman! [13:10] Emcee     We all love Morimori Tomatoman! [13:14] Chizuko     Wh-Who?! [13:20] Girl A     It's Date-san! [13:22] Chizuko     It wasn't Berry Blossom... [13:25] Woman C     They're selling daikon     radishes for half price! [13:28] Woman B     Oh, my! [13:29] Chizuko     I guess I had the wrong idea. [13:32] Noichigo     It's Morimori Tomatoman! [13:35] Noichigo     In the flesh! [13:36] Mashirou     Well, yeah, tomatoes are fleshy. [13:39] Noichigo     That's not what I mean. [13:41] Noichigo     That's the hero from an     anime that I used to watch. [13:54] Chrome     I've been washed far from whence I came. [13:58] Chrome     Now... [13:59] Chrome     How do I return downstairs? [14:06] Emcee     Oh, no! [14:07] Emcee     It's the Shikkei Army! [14:13] Emcee     Be careful, everyone! [14:17] Chizuko     I'm just a random nobody passing by. [14:20] Chizuko     Anyway, I'll be leaving now, yes. [14:24] Chizuko     Don't mind me. [14:26] Chrome     Date Chizuko! [14:27] Chrome     I'm going to save— [14:29] Woman A     They're selling two pairs     of underwear for 100 yen! [14:32] Woman B     Oh, my! [14:33] Emcee     Uh-oh, this is looking bad! [14:36] Emcee     Let's all call for help! [14:39] Emcee     One, two... [14:41] Kids     Help us, Morimori Tomatoman! SIGN    Hero Show [14:44] Chrome     Hold it! [14:47] Emcee     What's this?! [14:50] Chrome     You there, weirdos! [14:52] Chrome     Get away from her! [14:57] Chrome     Or else— [14:59] Chrome     You're all! [15:01] Chrome     In big, big trouble! [15:05] Chizuko     You're clearly the one in big trouble. [15:12] Chrome     Damn it all! [15:14] Chrome     The month is almost over, and I've     used up even more magic power! [15:16] Noichigo     Chrome?! [15:18] Mashirou     Why is he here? [15:20] Noichigo     We have to stop him! [15:21] Noichigo     He's going to ruin the show! [15:24] Chrome     Ma... Ma... Ma... [15:27] Chrome     Magic! [15:33] Chrome     Behold, my secret power! [15:34] Chrome     The Will-He-Or-Won't-He-Use-Magic Dance! [15:37] Chizuko     Over here, Chrome. [15:40] Chrome     Date Chizuko! [15:41] Chrome     I'm glad you're safe. [15:42] Chizuko     They're the bad guys! [15:44] Chizuko     We're not supposed to confront them! [15:47] Chrome     Bad guys? [15:48] Chizuko     That's right! They're evil! [15:56] Chrome     I'm evil and a bad guy. [15:59] Chrome     But were I to defeat another     evil, what... what... [16:05] Chrome     What would that make me?! [16:07] Chizuko     Why do I care? [16:09] Chizuko     Never mind that. Look! [16:12] Chizuko     Tomatoman doesn't know when to     come up on stage because of you. [16:17] Noichigo     That's enough! [16:19] Noichigo     How dare you ruin the     Morimori Tomatoman show? [16:24] Noichigo     Pardon my flight. [16:28] Noichigo     Chrome! [16:29] Noichigo     You are evil through and through! [16:33] Chrome     Indeed, that is correct. [16:35] Chrome     I am the mastermind of the evil     organization Fossa Magna. [16:39] Chrome     Now, bring it on! [16:41] Emcee     I-I have no idea what's going on,     but the battle has just begun! [16:47] Chrome     Ultra Fossa Magnado! [16:49] Noichigo     Ultra Fossa Magnado Counter! [16:52] Chrome     Ultra Fossa Magnado Counter Counter! [16:55] Noichigo     Ultra Fossa Magnado Counter Counter Counter! [17:02] Emcee     Wh-Who stands victorious? [17:07] Emcee     It is she! [17:09] Kid     Who is that kid? [17:11] Kid 2     Where's Tomatoman? [17:12] Emcee     This is our winner! She is the champion! [17:15] Chrome     What?! So she was never supposed     to be on stage, bear? [17:20] Chizuko     I guess not. [17:22] Chizuko     Also, why are you a Kuma Kaijin? [17:24] Chrome     I got hit by the Ultra Fossa Magnado, bear. [17:27] Chrome     I'll return to normal in three minutes, bear. [17:30] Chrome     I am back. [17:34] Chrome     Hey. [17:39] Chrome     Hello? [17:40] Chrome     P-President?! [17:43] Chrome     You're coming to see the base? [17:45] Chrome     Right now?! [17:48] Chrome     O-O-O-O-Oh, no, bear. [17:52] Chizuko     You don't need to get so flustered. [17:55] Chizuko     The president's coming. No big deal. [17:57] Chrome     That man is an unpredictable minefield. [18:01] Chrome     Let's see... First... [18:04] Chrome     The base needs a remodeling! [18:05] Chizuko     That's the last thing we need. [18:08] Chizuko     Listen... [18:09] Chizuko     He's your boss. [18:11] Chizuko     I think you should make the case     that you're keeping Berry in check. SIGN    Nice 2 Beat You SIGN    Far & Away SIGN    Cut the Shit [18:17] Chrome     If that were possible,     I would have already done it! [18:19] Chizuko     You make it sound like     this isn't your problem. [18:21] Chizuko     An urgent threat comes! [18:22] Chizuko     Due today? Do today! SIGN    Cut the Shit SIGN    Far & Away SIGN    Nice 2 Beat You [18:25] Chrome     Mod it! Mod the secret base! [18:27] Chizuko     Why are you talking about your     boss like he's a threat? [18:30] Chrome     Make it look really bad! [18:32] Chizuko     Whatever. He's not even listening. [18:36] Chrome     Who did this?! [18:37] Chrome     We're running out of time! SIGN    Nice 2 Beat You SIGN    Far & Away SIGN    Cut the Shit SIGN    Eye Rub Ewe SIGN    Volatile [18:39] Chizuko     I'm sure. [18:50] Chrome     Black represents evil! [18:52] Chrome     Make it all pitch black! [18:59] Chrome     Too dark! I can't see a thing! [19:01] Chizuko     Obviously! That's what happens     when you kill the lights! [19:03] Chrome     It's over! [19:05] Chrome     We're completely doomed! The future is bleak! [19:08] Chizuko     Thank goodness for our fancy lighting. [19:12] Chrome     I never knew we had that! [19:14] Chrome     And this color looks quite evil! [19:17] Chrome     Well done, General Dante! [19:19] Chizuko     Nah, it's nothing. [19:21] Chizuko     This was always here. [19:23] Chrome     Now, wouldn't you say... [19:25] Chrome     that this light embodies you? [19:28] Chrome     This light, which guides     me and shows the way! [19:31] Chrome     Its name? General Dante! [19:34] Chrome     Praise you, Dante! [19:36] Chrome     Be with us evermore, Dante! [19:40] Chizuko     Oh, all right. [19:40] Chrome     Dante! [19:42] Chrome     Her name is Dante! [19:42] Chizuko     Let's get this done! [19:46] Chizuko     First, let's lay down a grim-looking rug. [19:50] Chizuko     And then, let's cover the sofa in spikes. [19:54] Chrome     All right, I must do my part! [19:57] Chrome     Zap, zap, zap! [20:02] Chizuko     Nice, nice! [20:04] Chrome     One more zap! [20:06] Frog Alien     Help... ribbit... [20:10] Frog Alien     Help me, ribbit... [20:13] Chizuko     You own this? [20:15] Chrome     Bought it for the Buy It Now price. [20:19] Chizuko     What else could we do? [20:21] Chizuko     Oh! [20:22] Chizuko     Let's take this throne sofa [20:24] Chizuko     and move it up high where we can look     down on everything like we own it. [20:31] Chrome     Alas... [20:34] Chrome     My magic power is wearing thin. [20:37] Chizuko     Oh. [20:39] Chizuko     Okay, then... [20:41] Chizuko     I know! [20:47] Chizuko     How about sandbags? [20:49] Chrome     Splendid! Sandbags! [20:51] Chizuko     Right? Right? [20:53] Chizuko     Sandbags for the win! [20:58] Chrome     Are you all right? [21:00] Chizuko     Y-Yes. [21:03] Chizuko     Thanks. [21:05] Chrome     As for myself... [21:08] Chrome     I've sprained my ankle. [21:14] Chrome     It's over. [21:15] Chrome     A failure of an evil mastermind     with a sprained ankle... [21:19] Chrome     He's going to fire me. [21:24] Chrome     Yes? Hello? [21:26] Chrome     P-President?! [21:28] Chizuko     Is he here already? [21:29] Baryu     I've decided to come another day. [21:33] Baryu     I feel bad for not having     given you any notice. [21:36] Chrome     I see. [21:38] Baryu     Besides, it looks like you've     sprained your ankle. [21:41] Baryu     Later. [21:44] Chrome     How much does he know of me? [21:53] Baryu     Magical girl, huh? [23:26] Chizuko     And so, with everything that's going on, [23:29] Chizuko     Chrome's been conked out for four hours. [23:32] Chrome     The spikes are prickly! I can't sleep! SIGN    #11 "Sudden Stranger" [23:35] Chizuko     Episode 11: "Sudden Stranger." 11 - Sudden Stranger Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Chizuko     Date Chizuko here. [00:07] Chizuko     You can never be too prepared. [00:09] Chizuko     Those sandbags from the other day     ended up being plenty useful. [00:13] Woman     Thank you so much. [00:16] Woman     I'll treat you all to some     strawberry-flavored hot protein mix later. [00:23] Grandpa     Good for you. [00:25] Grandpa     All right, we're almost done! [00:30] Chizuko     The rain is piercing here by the Sea     of Japan in Naniga City, N Prefecture. [00:35] Chizuko     It chills you to the bone. [00:37] Chrome     Date Chizuko. [00:39] Chrome     I want you to go on without me. [00:42] Chizuko     Huh? [00:43] Chrome     I... [00:44] Chrome     am trapped inside my soaked, gloppy shoes. [00:49] Chrome     I cannot go on! [00:52] Chizuko     In those boots?! [00:54] Chrome     I shall return to buy new socks. [00:56] Chizuko     Wh-What about the battle? [00:58] Chrome     I'll be back soon. [01:00] Chrome     Do something cool in the meantime. SIGN    Nikoniko Nishi Park [01:12] Chizuko     How are we even supposed to     fight in this rain, though? [01:16] Chizuko     Berry isn't here yet, either. [01:20] Chizuko     I'll take shelter in there for now. [01:27] Chizuko     That's better. [01:30] Noichigo     You're... [01:32] Noichigo     Fossa Magna's General Dante? [01:35] Chizuko     Be— [01:38] Noichigo     Are we really fighting in this weather? [01:41] Noichigo     Mashirou's staying home so     he doesn't get blown away. SIGN    Tremble [01:46] Chizuko     Valid question. [01:48] Chizuko     Ch-Chrome should be here pretty soon. [01:51] Chizuko     I'll ask him. [01:54] Noichigo     Well, shall we wait for him together? [01:57] Noichigo     Come sit next to me. [02:00] Chizuko     Alone with Berry Blossom?! SIGN    Berry Blossom     is sooo cool!! SIGN    HOOOOOONK SIGN    Struck Oil SIGN    She's eating crab... SIGN    Coo Coo SIGN    Phew SIGN    I made hayashi rice!! SIGN    You're eating it?! SIGN    #11 "Sudden Stranger" [03:38] Chizuko     G-Get here quick, Chrome! [03:43] Chizuko     My nerves are going to kill me. [03:51] Chizuko     Are we getting stood up? [03:53] Chizuko     One of us here is     bare-shouldered and soaked. [03:57] Chizuko     B-Berry Blossom. [04:00] Chizuko     Um... [04:01] Chizuko     If you'd like, here. [04:08] Noichigo     Th-Thank you. [04:11] Noichigo     It's so warm. [04:16] Noichigo     But you're going to be cold now, Dante-kun. [04:20] Noichigo     Maybe... [04:23] Chizuko     No, i-it's fine. [04:32] Noichigo     Here you go. Corn potage. [04:37] Chizuko     Where did she get that? [04:40] Chizuko     There?! [04:42] Noichigo     I keep these on me just in case. SIGN    Red Bean Bun SIGN    Pocket Warmer [04:44] Noichigo     Pocket warmers and red bean buns and stuff. [04:49] Noichigo     I have a heater, too. [04:51] Noichigo     Why not, right? [04:52] Chizuko     Electrical appliances?! [04:53] Chizuko     What's the point of carrying that     around where you don't get power? [04:57] Noichigo     T-True... [05:01] Chizuko     H-Hey... [05:02] Chizuko     I appreciate the consideration. [05:05] Chizuko     I'll finish this while it's hot. SIGN    Red Bean Bun [05:08] Noichigo     Take this, too! [05:09] Chizuko     Sure. [05:16] Noichigo     Shoot... [05:17] Noichigo     I was so happy to find out     Dante-kun's such a good girl, [05:20] Noichigo     I got carried away. [05:24] Noichigo     Why is she an evil leader? [05:30] Noichigo     She isn't being forced into it, is she?! [05:33] Noichigo     Come to think of it, she was     wailing the other day, too. [05:39] Noichigo     Dante-kun. [05:40] Chizuko     Yes? [05:42] Noichigo     If Chrome's forcing you to be a     general, you can count on me. [05:47] Noichigo     I can't stand to watch     as someone is suffering. [05:51] Chizuko     Berry Blossom is... [05:54] Chizuko     Berry Blossom is worried about me. [05:58] Chizuko     There could be no greater honor. [06:02] Chizuko     But... [06:06] Noichigo     Dante-kun? [06:09] Chizuko     I became a general because     I wanted to make her shine. [06:17] Chizuko     Because I want Berry Blossom to be awesome. [06:25] Chizuko     That's why we strive to be awesomely evil. [06:29] Chizuko     That's what we'll keep doing     in this town going forward. [06:33] Chizuko     Thanks for offering me so much. [06:36] Chizuko     It seems I've been able to deceive you well. [06:45] Noichigo     Wait! [06:51] Noichigo     W-Was that weakness all an act? [06:54] Noichigo     All so that she could leech off of me? [06:59] Noichigo     She got me! [07:00] Noichigo     I let her con me! [07:04] Noichigo     But... [07:05] Noichigo     But... [07:08] Noichigo     She did lend me her poncho... [07:12] Noichigo     Jeez! [07:13] Noichigo     What is the deal with Fossa Magna?! [07:19] Chrome     You called? [07:22] Noichigo     It's you! [07:23] Noichigo     Finally?! [07:24] Chrome     What's the fuss? [07:29] Chrome     Where is Dante? [07:30] Noichigo     Your general got me good. [07:33] Chrome     Oh? [07:35] Chrome     Our Dante did? [07:37] Chrome     Just what kind of mischief? [07:39] Noichigo     Well... [07:41] Noichigo     She tricked me into     thinking she was in need. [07:43] Noichigo     And she ate some of my     corn potage and red bean buns. [07:46] Noichigo     That's it, I guess. [07:51] Chrome     Well done, Dante. [07:56] Teacher     Today, we'll be learning     about linear functions. SIGN    Linear Functions [07:59] Teacher     You learned about proportions in first year. [08:04] Teacher     Now, we'll be looking at some     applications and examples. SIGN    What is evil?! [08:07] Chizuko     Awesome evil, huh? [08:10] Chizuko     What's the definition of evil, anyway? [08:16] Chizuko     Whatever it is, I've got a long way to go. SIGN    Happy Happy     Shopping District [08:31] Chizuko     A random salaryman is hanging in the air! [08:34] Chizuko     But why? [08:38] Woman     Yikes. Is he going to be all right up there? [08:41] Woman     We need to get him some help quick. [08:43] Man     The police? Fire department? [08:45] Man     Which do you think I should call, Rumi-chan? [08:49] Chizuko     K-Kaijin on the loose! [08:52] Man     Kaijin? [08:53] Woman     Huh. And? [08:56] Man     "And"?! Bears are vicious, you know! [09:00] Woman     That's true. [09:01] Man     Maybe we should run, just in case. [09:05] Chizuko     Good. [09:06] Chizuko     I wish I didn't have to use     evil to scare them away, [09:09] Chizuko     but awesome evil doesn't     sacrifice ordinary citizens! [09:13] Chizuko     That's step one! [09:23] Chizuko     Crap, I have to catch him! [09:25] Chizuko     But how? [09:27] Chizuko     Uh... Uh... SIGN    Road Closed [09:39] Chizuko     Berry Blossom! [09:41] Noichigo     Huh? It's you. [09:43] Noichigo     I came here because I heard     the kaijins were on the loose, [09:45] Noichigo     and a salaryman fell out of the sky. [09:47] Noichigo     We meet again. [09:49] Noichigo     Did you stay behind to help? SIGN    Have eyes for me only      Now in possessive mode      My own Berry!      All mine      Cherish this moment forever      [09:58] Baryu     I may have overslept. [10:00] Noichigo     Wh-What's wrong? Can you breathe? [10:03] Chizuko     Y-Yes. Don't mind me. [10:06] Baryu     What's this? [10:08] Baryu     Oh, that's right. [10:10] Baryu     You're that magical girl. [10:14] Baryu     Thanks for helping her out. [10:17] Noichigo     Not at all. [10:18] Noichigo     I'm only doing my job as a hero of justice. [10:21] Baryu     Let me repay you. [10:22] Baryu     I'll buy you a snack. [10:25] Chizuko     Who's this super suspicious stranger? [10:28] Baryu     You're welcome to join. SIGN    Sitting next to Berry! SIGN    Cafe Phobos SIGN    Hwaaa [10:41] Baryu     Please, please. [10:42] Baryu     Enjoy. [10:43] Noichigo     No, no. [10:45] Noichigo     I wouldn't want to impose. [10:47] Baryu     Please just keep it a secret that I     botched my departure from my plane. [10:52] Chizuko     Is he trying to chum up to her? [10:54] Chizuko     I won't let him do that! [10:57] Noichigo     Thank you. SIGN    Endless      Love [11:02] Chizuko     She's eating a strawberry parfait! SIGN    So Beautiful [11:06] Baryu     Aren't you going to have any? [11:08] Chizuko     My heart is just so full. [11:11] Baryu     I'll eat it, then. [11:14] Baryu     Anyway, what do you magical     girls normally do? [11:19] Noichigo     Um... [11:20] Noichigo     I fight against an evil organization called     Fossa Magna to protect peace in the city. [11:25] Baryu     Uh-huh. [11:27] Noichigo     And he isn't here right now,     but Mashirou gives me support. [11:34] Baryu     Oh? [11:36] Baryu     You do some amazing work. [11:38] Baryu     Yup. [11:40] Baryu     You're shortlisted! [11:45] Noichigo     So... [11:46] Noichigo     Who exactly are you, anyway? [11:48] Baryu     Oh, I haven't introduced myself. SIGN    Omizo Baryu      CEO [11:53] Chizuko     Hold it! [11:54] Chizuko     You aren't supposed to take     business cards from strangers! [11:57] Baryu     Yeah... [11:58] Baryu     I'm giving her my business     card because we're strangers. [12:01] Noichigo     Omizo Baryu? [12:03] Chizuko     Omizo Technica? [12:06] Chizuko     Oh, yeah, I hear a lot      about that company lately. [12:09] Chizuko     CEO?! [12:11] Baryu     Yup. [12:14] Noichigo     Thank you so much for the snack, sir. [12:18] Chizuko     Thank you very much. [12:20] Baryu     Don't worry about it. [12:22] Baryu     I had a good time. [12:24] Baryu     Well, then, I'd better get back to work. [12:26] Noichigo     Right. [12:28] Noichigo     Get home safe, okay? [12:30] Noichigo     The evil organization might show up. [12:32] Chizuko     Y-Yes! [12:34] Chizuko     They just hired a new general, too. [12:37] Chizuko     And she's pretty slick. [12:39] Chizuko     She's talking about me! SIGN    82.572% outed [12:44] Noichigo     Pardon me. [12:46] Noichigo     Hello? Mashirou? [12:48] Mashirou     You're late. [12:50] Mashirou     Aren't we meeting in front     of the supermarket? [12:53] Mashirou     What's the holdup? [12:54] Noichigo     Sorry. [12:56] Noichigo     Actually, I heard the kaijins showed     up somewhere, so I went there, [12:59] Noichigo     but they were gone. [13:00] Noichigo     And then there was this parachute, and... [13:02] Mashirou     Wha? [13:03] Mashirou     I dunno what you're talking about. [13:05] Mashirou     In any case, I'll head your way. [13:07] Mashirou     Where are you? [13:08] Noichigo     Where? [13:10] Noichigo     Let's see... [13:12] Baryu     You have nothing to worry about.     She won't ever find out who you are. [13:17] Baryu     Your transformation prevents     you from being recognized. [13:21] Baryu     We've made sure of that. [13:23] Chizuko     That's a relief. [13:25] Chizuko     Wait, huh? [13:27] Noichigo     So then the CEO treated us to parfaits [13:31] Noichigo     and told me to keep his private     plane situation a secret. [13:34] Mashirou     Wha? [13:35] Mashirou     I'm even more confused. [13:39] Baryu     I've finally found you. [13:43] Baryu     Fossa Magna dropout and     traitor, Mashirou-kun. [13:57] Noichigo     Mashirou? [13:59] Chizuko     He has ties with Fossa Magna? [14:02] Noichigo     Wh-What is he talking about? [14:04] TV Crew     There she is! [14:07] TV Crew     Berry Blossom-san, correct? [14:09] Noichigo     Wh-Who are you? [14:10] Noichigo     I'm occupied right now. [14:12] TV Crew     We'd like to conduct an interview. [14:14] Noichigo     What?! [14:15] Noichigo     W-With me? [14:17] Sanjo     Yes. [14:18] Sanjo     That incident when you became a     giant drew a lot of attention. [14:21] TV Crew     Please, we're begging you! [14:23] Noichigo     Wh-What should I do, Mashirou? [14:31] Noichigo     Mashirou... [14:32] Noichigo     Where have you gone? [14:39] Chrome     D-Date Chizuko... [14:41] Chrome     This man is not your everyday eccentric CEO. [14:45] Chrome     He's the leader of Fossa Magna. [14:48] Chizuko     That's right. I recognize his     voice from the phone call. [14:52] Baryu     Took you long enough to realize that! SIGN    He's the boss... [14:54] Chrome     That man is quite the enigma. [14:57] Chrome     It's difficult to grasp what     his purpose here would be. [15:01] Chizuko     Mashirou-san's in trouble right now, though. [15:04] Chizuko     Is this really the time for a TV interview? [15:06] Chrome     Mashirou? What about him? [15:09] Chizuko     Well, you see... [15:12] Chizuko     He vanished along with the     president for some reason. [15:17] Chizuko     The president mentioned something about     Mashirou-san being in the organization. [15:24] Chrome     Mashirou? [15:26] Chrome     I've no such acquaintance. [15:28] Chizuko     Are you sure? [15:29] Chrome     Yeah. [15:31] Chrome     Well, in any case, [15:32] Chrome     our task is simply to carry on as we     were on the day of the interview. [15:36] Chizuko     Yeah. [15:44] Noichigo     Why? [15:46] Noichigo     Mashirou was the one who     made me a hero of justice. [15:51] Noichigo     No, no. [15:53] Noichigo     I have to stay strong. [15:54] Noichigo     I have to be normal on the     day of the interview. [15:56] Noichigo     I don't want make Mashirou worry. [16:04] TV Crew     That darn evil organization sure is late. [16:07] TV Crew     When do you think they'll be here? [16:09] Noichigo     I don't know. [16:11] Noichigo     I'm a hero of justice, so I can't say. [16:16] Sanjo     Here they come! [16:17] Noichigo     Stand back! SIGN    Fossa Magna! Let's settle this fair and square! [16:23] Chrome     Today is your final day! [16:36] Noichigo     Why a bicycle today of all days?! [16:38] TV Crew     I see eggs in the shopping basket. [16:42] Chrome     It's been completed successfully, Dante. [16:45] Chrome     I feared we were doomed when I saw     that the bicycle parking was full. [16:48] Chrome     But we merely needed to     bring the bicycle with us. [16:50] Chizuko     Yeah, yeah, pay attention! [16:52] TV Crew     Er, is that... [16:55] Noichigo     He's not always like that! [16:56] Chrome     In what way am I not? [16:58] Chrome     I am but my normal self! [17:10] Sanjo     It's the beginning of a furious clash. [17:13] Sanjo     The Kuma Kaijins here today     appear to be standard-sized. [17:32] Chizuko     She never looks so anguished     when she's fighting. [17:37] Chrome     Indeed. [17:38] Chrome     I sense neither drive nor spirit from her. [17:42] Chrome     Even I could be a good match     in her current state. [17:51] TV Crew     What happened? [17:51] TV Crew     I can't see! [17:53] Sanjo     Someone seems to have collapsed. [17:55] Sanjo     Does that mean the battle's been decided? [17:57] Chizuko     Hang in there, Berry Blossom! [18:09] Chrome     Farewell, my bicycle... [18:12] Chizuko     She doesn't seem to have     any external injuries. [18:14] Chrome     Magical Girl! [18:15] Chrome     You! [18:16] Chrome     I don't approve of such     an oddly-timed defeat! [18:21] Noichigo     Mashirou... [18:31] Chizuko     I think Mashirou being gone     might be weighing on her. [18:35] Chrome     Hm... [18:36] Chrome     It's unrewarding to do battle     with her in her current state. [18:40] Chrome     He vanished with the president, correct? [18:43] Chrome     If only we had some sort of lead... [18:45] Grandpa     I'm home! [18:47] Chizuko     Grandpa! [18:48] Chizuko     Shh, please! Shh! [18:52] Grandpa     What's this? [18:53] Grandpa     That's an unusual guest we have. [18:55] Grandpa     Look! [18:57] Grandpa     I picked up some crabs     and stuff at the stream! [19:00] Chizuko     Now's not the time... [19:02] Chizuko     Wait, what's this thing? [19:06] Chrome     This thing looks kind of familiar. [19:09] Chizuko     I know what it is! [19:10] Chizuko     It's Hugh-san, the former mastermind! [19:12] Hugh     I am not an "it" or a "thing"! [19:14] Grandpa     It spoke! [19:16] Hugh     What do you want? [19:17] Hugh     Have you called for me? [19:22] Chizuko     That's right! [19:23] Chizuko     We can ask him! [19:25] Chrome     We might learn something. [19:29] Grandpa     Mind if we eat it now? [19:29] Hugh     No! No! No! No! No! [19:31] Chizuko     Why?! [19:32] Chizuko     Of course not! [19:34] Grandpa     No? [19:36] Chizuko     And then we asked where Mashirou-san     might have vanished to... [19:41] Hugh     Don't assume I'd know just because     I'm two heads tall like he is! [19:46] Chizuko     But he didn't know anything. [19:48] Hugh     Ow, ow, ow! [19:50] Chrome     You got our hopes up! [19:52] Hugh     I never promised you anything!     You can't do this to me! [19:54] Hugh     Ow, ow, ow! [19:54] Chizuko     What do we do? [19:56] Chizuko     I want Berry Blossom to get back to normal. [20:02] Noichigo     Mashirou... [20:04] Chizuko     We have to reunite her with Mashirou-san. [20:06] Chrome     Alas, we lack information. [20:09] Grandpa     Wait... [20:10] Grandpa     I saw a two-head-tall kid on my way home. [20:13] Chizuko     What? Wh-Where? [20:15] Grandpa     He was headed toward the station. [20:18] Grandpa     He was with an unfamiliar man. [20:26] Chizuko     I'm going. [20:28] Grandpa     Eh? [20:30] Chrome     I shall come with you. [20:31] Chizuko     You stay here, Chrome. [20:33] Chrome     Take care, Date Chizuko. [20:36] Chizuko     Yeah. [20:37] Chizuko     Keep a good eye on Berry Blossom. [20:46] Chizuko     What is the evil president     going to do with Mashirou-san? [20:50] Chizuko     Look what he did to Hugh-san as punishment. [20:55] Chizuko     But... [20:56] Chizuko     For Berry, I'm afraid of no evil president! [21:00] Chizuko     Although I'm evil myself! [21:14] Chizuko     That said... [21:16] Chizuko     Where do I even begin to look for him? SIGN    Bento Festival [21:19] Chizuko     There! [21:22] Chizuko     Baryu-san. [21:24] Baryu     Oh, my! [21:26] Baryu     What a coincidence! [21:27] Baryu     How did you end up here? [21:30] Chizuko     Why are you weirdly excited? [21:32] Chizuko     Mashirou-san, Berry's in trouble. [21:35] Chizuko     Come with me. Please. [21:42] Baryu     The two of us have a lot to discuss. [21:45] Baryu     Wanna come with? [21:49] Baryu     We're going somewhere very fun. [21:54] Chizuko     I was hoping you'd ask. SIGN    Gatsu Sandwich [21:57] Chizuko     Please ring these up, too. SIGN    Sake Meshi SIGN    #12 "Bad Meets Girl" [23:35] Chizuko     Final episode: Bad Meets Girl. 12 - Bad Meets Girl Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Staff     Freshly brewed coffee, juice,     N Prefecture specialty rice biscuits, [00:10] Staff     and Chappy Tuturns are available. [00:13] Chizuko     I can't believe I'm being     taken on a bullet train... [00:17] Chizuko     Where is he taking me? [00:20] Chizuko     I only said what I did because     I was in the heat of the moment. [00:24] Chizuko     To be honest, I'm scared. [00:25] Chizuko     This guy's way too enigmatic. [00:36] Baryu     It's all right. [00:38] Baryu     You can come out now, Mashirou-kun. [00:44] Chizuko     Mashirou-san... [00:48] Chizuko     U-Um... [00:50] Chizuko     Please give Mashirou-san back! [00:53] Chizuko     Berry Blossom needs him! [00:57] Mashirou     Miss... [01:02] Baryu     We can talk business later. [01:06] Baryu     Eat up, you two. [01:12] Mashirou     Thanks. I'll enjoy it. [01:15] Chizuko     Miso dengaku bentos? [01:18] Chizuko     I didn't know that was a thing. [01:20] Mashirou     Is there a problem with that?     I happen to love it. [01:24] Chizuko     Thank you. SIGN    Berry Blossom     is sooo cool!! SIGN    HOOOOOONK SIGN    Struck Oil SIGN    She's eating crab... SIGN    Coo Coo SIGN    Phew SIGN    I made hayashi rice!! SIGN    You're eating it?! SIGN    Pork Cutlet Sandwich SIGN    #12 "Bad Meets Girl" [03:12] Chizuko     This is awkward. [03:15] Chizuko     I'm getting sleepy after the meal. [03:17] Baryu     Say, Mashirou-kun... [03:20] Baryu     What a surprise. [03:22] Baryu     To think you were the one     behind the magical girl. [03:26] Mashirou     What are you going to do with me? [03:29] Baryu     I suppose it's up to you, Mashirou-kun. [03:34] Baryu     What's wrong? Go ahead and take a nap. [03:37] Baryu     I'll wake you when we arrive. [03:39] Chizuko     R-Right. [03:40] Chizuko     Pardon me for a moment. [03:55] Chizuko     Fossa Magna... [03:58] Chizuko     What kind of organization is it? [04:01] Chizuko     It's a little late now, [04:04] Chizuko     but come to think of it, I don't     know anything about any of this. [04:09] Chizuko     What's magic? [04:11] Chizuko     What contract? [04:12] Chizuko     I ended up going along with all of     it because Chrome is such a derp. [04:19] Chizuko     That's not okay, though. [04:22] Chizuko     Am I really going to be safe? [04:29] Chizuko     Yeah... [04:30] Chizuko     I'd totally gotten used to it,     but there's no way my life is normal. [04:35] Chizuko     Fossa Magna general? [04:37] Chizuko     That's pretty crazy. [04:39] Chizuko     They're evil, after all. Evil! [04:41] Chizuko     They're the kinds of people that get     talked about behind their backs. [04:45] Chizuko     What's going to happen now? [04:50] Chrome     Hm. [04:52] Chrome     She told me to keep an eye     on Berry Blossom, but... [04:57] Chrome     To gather the information that     one's subordinate desires [05:00] Chrome     is another duty of a leader! [05:00] Chizuko     Good boy, good boy. [05:04] Chrome     157... [05:06] Chrome     No, 158? [05:09] Chrome     This is difficult. [05:11] Chrome     It'd be easier to do it like a fish print. SIGN    Berry     Blossom [05:15] Hugh     The girl will never talk to you again. [05:19] Chrome     Please, not that! [05:27] Noichigo     Chrome?! [05:30] Noichigo     Measuring tape? [05:31] Noichigo     Measuring tape?! [05:32] Noichigo     Where am I? Your base? [05:35] Noichigo     What do you think you're doing,     restraining and measuring me? [05:41] Chrome     Exactly as you imagine. [05:44] Noichigo     Oh, no... [05:46] Noichigo     Are you making me a hand-knit sweater? [05:49] Chrome     This kid ought to have stayed asleep. [05:52] Chrome     Nay! This is a good opportunity to talk     to her one-on-one outside of a fight. [05:56] Chrome     Now is the moment! [05:59] Chrome     I want you to tell me more about you. [06:06] Chrome     What are your interests? [06:08] Noichigo     I-I-Interests? [06:10] Noichigo     I... have no interests. [06:13] Noichigo     I don't have any interests of any sort. [06:16] Chrome     You were fishing before. [06:19] Noichigo     Mashirou taught me how to fish. [06:27] Noichigo     And I was only doing the magical     girl stuff because I was asked to. [06:32] Noichigo     But without Mashirou, I... [06:36] Chrome     Apologies. [06:37] Chrome     I wasn't paying attention. [06:41] Noichigo     What is that? [06:43] Chrome     Paperboard for your autograph. [06:46] Chrome     You're free to whine about having nothing. [06:49] Chrome     But don't forget about those who need you. [06:56] Chrome     My phone? SIGN    Mashirou [06:59] Chrome     From Mashirou?! [07:01] Chrome     Oh, that's right! I exchanged     numbers with Mashirou! [07:08] Chrome     Hello? [07:09] Chrome     Where are you now? [07:11] Chrome     I have the magical girl. [07:12] Chrome     Come back quickly. [07:14] Baryu     Oh? [07:15] Baryu     You do, do you? [07:17] Baryu     Well done, Chrome. [07:20] Chrome     P-President?! [07:22] Chrome     Wh-Wh-Why do you have Mashirou's phone?! [07:25] Baryu     Why do you think? [07:27] Chrome     No... [07:30] Chrome; Noichigo     He's been captured by Fossa Magna?! [07:33] Chrome     Wait... [07:34] Chrome     Date Chizuko went to find him, too. [07:37] Chrome     She's in danger! [07:38] Baryu     Oh, sorry. [07:40] Baryu     I need to hurry. [07:41] Baryu     Bye, now. [07:44] Noichigo     No! [07:45] Noichigo     Mashirou! [07:46] Noichigo     I-I have to save him! [07:53] Noichigo     Chrome! What are you doing? [08:02] Chrome     You can't write an autograph     with your arms tied. [08:05] Noichigo     Do you really want my autograph that badly? [08:09] Chrome     Let's go. [08:21] Chizuko     U-Um... [08:22] Chizuko     We're transferring? [08:24] Baryu     To a bullet train. [08:26] Chizuko     From bullet train to bullet train? [08:29] Chrome     I summon you, Kuma Kaijins! [08:34] Chrome     I don't know where they are. [08:37] Chrome     I have a question. [08:38] Chrome     Where is Date Chizuko? [08:44] Noichigo     You can't just let others handle everything. [08:47] Chrome     I have my methods! [08:51] Chrome     I'm receiving an image! [08:54] Chrome     Where... [08:56] Chrome     Where is he taking her? [08:58] Noichigo     Huh? What? [08:59] Noichigo     It's creepy when you suddenly start     acting like you see something I don't. [09:03] Chrome     We must hurry! [09:04] Chrome     I'll need your help! [09:13] Chrome     Bullet trains. [09:15] Noichigo     Wait, this is the train platform! [09:17] Noichigo     W-We have to pay fares! [09:21] Chizuko     Bullet train again? [09:23] Chizuko     Where are you taking me? [09:24] Baryu     Don't worry. I'm taking you somewhere nice. [09:27] Chizuko     Someone help me! [09:30] Chrome     President! [09:31] Chrome     I request that you unhand her! [09:33] Chizuko     Chrome... [09:34] Chizuko     You came. [09:37] Chrome     Of course, Date Chizuko. [09:39] Chrome     I can do no evil without you! [09:45] Baryu     Whoa. [09:46] Baryu     How did you get here? [09:49] Chrome     Why are you so casual about this? [09:51] Chrome     You took my general! [09:54] Chrome     Mashirou! [09:55] Mashirou     Chrome! [09:56] Mashirou     Why are you here?! [09:58] Noichigo     Mashirou! [10:03] Noichigo     I was so worried! [10:05] Noichigo     You get yourself in trouble as     soon as I take my eyes off you. [10:11] Noichigo     I-I'm sorry. [10:12] Chizuko     Berry looks so happy. [10:15] Chizuko     Thank goodness. [10:16] Noichigo     Huh? It's you again. [10:19] Noichigo     Why are you here? [10:22] Baryu     Well, hurry, everyone. [10:28] Baryu     Get on. [10:29] Baryu     We're departing. [10:31] Chizuko     Again... [10:32] Chrome     Where are we going? [10:34] Baryu     Well, you see... [10:55] Chizuko     Why... SIGN    Kusatsu [10:57] Chizuko     Kusatsu? [11:04] Noichigo     Um... [11:06] Noichigo     May I ask you something? [11:09] Noichigo     What were you doing with Mashirou? [11:12] Baryu     The two of us had a lot to discuss. [11:15] Baryu     A lot to catch up on. [11:18] Mashirou     Y-Yeah... [11:20] Noichigo     Is it true that Mashirou was     a member of Fossa Magna? [11:25] Chizuko     She's right, President! [11:27] Chizuko     I don't remember this cat     wannabe in our company! [11:34] Baryu     Fossa Magna? [11:36] Baryu     What's that? [11:38] Baryu     He's a former employee of my company. [11:41] Baryu     I've been concerned about him, you know. [11:45] Noichigo     Former employee? [11:47] Noichigo     Oh, you mean at Omizo Technica? [11:51] Baryu     Yup. [11:52] Noichigo     I see! So that's what it was. [11:55] Noichigo     You're such a kind boss. [11:58] Baryu     You can call me "Baryu-san." [12:01] Chrome     Um... [12:02] Chrome     Former employee? [12:04] Baryu     Who cares about the past? SIGN    Strawberry Chocolate SIGN    Butter      Candy [12:09] Baryu     What matters is now and the future. [12:12] Baryu     Am I right, Mashirou-kun? [12:16] Mashirou     Sure... [12:21] Baryu     Well, we're almost there. [12:28] Baryu     Welcome! [12:30] Baryu     This is our lodging for the night. [12:33] Staff     Welcome. [12:38] Staff     Please fill out this form. SIGN    Kusatsu [12:41] Staff     Right this way. [12:44] Tsuki     Good evening, sir. [12:46] Tsuki     I've brought the others as instructed. [12:48] Chizuko     Huh? Why?! [12:49] Kokoa     What's going on, Father?! [12:52] Chizuko     "Father"?! [12:54] Baryu     Hey, Kokoa. [12:56] Baryu     Sorry for calling you out     on such short notice. [12:57] Grandpa     I've never been to Kusatsu before! [13:00] Grandpa     I'm so excited! [13:03] Chizuko     Grandpa?! [13:06] Masamune     Indeed. [13:07] Chizuko     Da— Sensei! [13:09] Hugh     You came all the way here to     hunt me down, you old fart?! [13:12] Grandpa     I won't eat you anymore. [13:14] Grandpa     Oh, a sushi boat might be nice, though. [13:17] Hugh     Sushi boat?! [13:19] Grandpa     I'm just kidding. [13:23] Chizuko     Baryu-san! [13:25] Baryu     Don't worry. I'll fill you in later. [13:29] Baryu     Ta-da! [13:30] Baryu     This is our place. [13:33] Baryu     And this is yours. [13:35] Baryu     And yours is here. [13:39] Noichigo     Okay. [13:40] Noichigo     Thank you very much. [13:42] Baryu     Enjoy your stay! [13:47] Noichigo     Mashirou, do you see that? [13:47] Chizuko     No way... [13:47] Masamune     Yeah, it's such a nice place. [13:49] Chizuko     I'm staying here with Berry? [13:50] Noichigo     It's so pretty. [13:52] Noichigo     It's so fancy. [13:56] Noichigo     Yukatas! [13:58] Noichigo     Thank goodness. I came here empty-handed. [14:00] Chizuko     Huh? Uh, s-sure, yeah. [14:06] Kokoa     U-Um... [14:07] Kokoa     Would you like to go to the baths? [14:10] Chizuko     Kokoa-chan? [14:12] Tsuki     I would not be able to accompany her. [14:15] Tsuki     May I ask you to go in my stead? [14:17] Noichigo     Sure. Let's go. [14:20] Tsuki     Much obliged. [14:22] Noichigo     Here you go. [14:33] Kokoa     See the flowers bloom in the water. [14:38] Baryu     What, do you refuse to share a bath with me? [14:41] Chrome     No, that's not what I mean to imply. [14:45] Baryu     How are your evil deeds going lately? [14:47] Baryu     I wish I could see your evil deeds. [14:50] Chrome     Here, though? [14:52] Baryu     There are some evil deeds that you     can only do at hot springs, correct? [14:55] Chrome     Butterfly strokes in the bathtub? [14:59] Baryu     Sure, sure. [15:01] Baryu     Do whatever you like. [15:04] Grandpa     You've always been good at this, Masamune-kun. [15:08] Masamune     Yes. [15:09] Masamune     I appreciate the compliment. [15:12] Noichigo     I'll be heading back. [15:14] Kokoa     Me, too. I'm done. [15:16] Noichigo     O-Okay. [15:22] Noichigo     Wow, your hair's so shiny. [15:24] Noichigo     I'm jealous. [15:26] Chizuko     N-Nah... [15:27] Noichigo     My hair's just so frizzy. [15:30] Noichigo     So I wish I had straighter hair. [15:32] Chizuko     Right... [15:34] Noichigo     I can't believe I ran into you     and Baryu-san at the station. [15:37] Noichigo     What a coincidence, huh? [15:39] Noichigo     You always get mixed up in our problems. [15:42] Noichigo     Seems like you're in luck this time, though. [15:45] Chizuko     Yes. [15:48] Noichigo     What's wrong? [15:50] Chizuko     I think I must have done some     real good deeds in my past life. [15:56] Noichigo     That much? [15:57] Chizuko     Yes. [16:00] Chizuko     Thank you, baths of Kusatsu! [16:02] Chizuko     I'm just... Thank you! [16:05] Kokoa     Ch-Chizuko-san... [16:07] Kokoa     There, there. [16:07] Noichigo     Are you all right? [16:12] Noichigo     I'm headed back, Mashirou. [16:18] (Flashback) Baryu     Okay. [16:19] (Flashback) Baryu     Well, I'll keep you     registered at our company. [16:23] (Flashback) Baryu     I'll keep you registered for     insurance and pensions, too. [16:27] (Flashback) Mashirou     Yes, sir. [16:28] (Flashback) Baryu     Anyway, keep up the good work. [16:31] (Flashback) Baryu     I'm expecting good things. [16:34] Mashirou     I guess I should be relieved. [16:39] Noichigo     That soft pudding is so good, isn't it? [16:43] Chizuko     I know. [16:48] Baryu     So, everyone... [16:49] Baryu     Thank you for keeping my Kokoa company. [16:54] Baryu     Omizo Technica has been fortunate to     maintain steady growth since it was founded. [17:02] Baryu     It's all thanks to the warm     support of the locals. [17:07] Baryu     This ryokan inn happens to have a     close relationship with our business. [17:11] Baryu     They've been kind enough to allow us to offer     their facilities as part of our benefits package. [17:20] Baryu     Pardon my long speech. [17:23] Baryu     The point is, please let me pamper you [17:25] Baryu     as a small token of my appreciation     for all your hard work. [17:29] Kokoa     Okay, everyone, take your drinks. [17:33] Kokoa     Cheers! [17:36] Noichigo     Cheers! [17:37] Chizuko     Cheers! [18:03] Chizuko     So that cat was a gift from Baryu-san. [18:06] Kokoa     It's not a cat. [18:08] Kokoa     It's Kunyage. [18:10] Chizuko     Good for you. [18:12] Chizuko     Your dad seems really nice. [18:14] Chizuko     And he's always smiling. [18:16] Kokoa     Yep. [18:16] Kokoa     I'm proud of my father. [18:21] Chizuko     Huh? [18:26] Kokoa     It was in your sleeve. [18:28] Chizuko     Th-Thanks. [18:31] Chizuko     Hello? [18:32] Chizuko     Mom? [18:34] Chizuko     It's been a long time. [18:36] Mom     I know. It really has. [18:39] Mom     I had more overtime work     today. I'm so exhausted. [18:42] Mom     So? Are things going well with Grandpa? [18:45] Chizuko     Yeah. [18:47] Chizuko     Hey, Mom... [18:49] Chizuko     Thanks so much for letting     me stay with Grandpa. [18:56] Chizuko     I'm glad I came to Naniga City. [19:01] Chizuko     I don't always know what I'm     doing or supposed to be doing, [19:05] Chizuko     but I'm enjoying life every day. [19:09] Chizuko     So I want to stay here a little longer. [19:13] Mom     You do, huh? [19:14] Mom     You must have found some     great people to be around. [19:18] Mom     I heard some fun voices earlier, too. [19:21] Mom     Okay. I'm gonna go visit you sometime. [19:23] Mom     Introduce me to your friends, okay? [19:25] Chizuko     Okay. [19:26] Mom     Keep it up until then. [19:28] Chizuko     You, too, Mom. [19:30] Mom     I got this. [19:33] Mom     Bye. [19:42] Chrome     Where were you, Date Chizuko? [19:46] Chrome     We're committing an act of evil     to close out the banquet. [19:49] Chizuko     I'm sorry? [19:53] Chrome     We're swapping out all the     almond tofu with firm tofu! SIGN    Firm Tofu [20:03] Chizuko     Low-key wanna pass. [20:05] Chizuko     And so... [20:06] Tsuki     Pardon us. [20:07] Baryu     Anyone for a pillow fight? [20:12] Baryu     Take this! [20:15] Chizuko     The night carried on at the inn. [20:21] Chizuko     Date Chizuko here. [20:23] Chizuko     It's been a while since     I came to N Prefecture. [20:27] Teacher     Okay, let's split you up into     groups for the experiment. SIGN    Science Room [20:31] Chizuko     Everything was smooth     sailing in Naniga City. [20:32] Classmate A     Date-san, hey... [20:34] Chizuko     Oh, could you turn down the burner a bit? [20:39] Classmate A     Okay! [20:42] Chizuko     And nothing's changed for me. [20:45] Chizuko     Octopus! [20:47] Chrome     Today is the fireworks festival! [20:49] Chrome     I've taken the octopi so that     they may not become takoyaki! [20:53] Chizuko     Just two? [20:53] Chrome     Do you not care what is to become of the     ladies and gentlemen of the food stalls, [20:56] Chizuko     They were that expensive, huh? [20:57] Chrome     or of the small children who eagerly await? [21:01] Chrome     General Dante! [21:03] Chrome     I have something good for you. [21:05] Chizuko     Something good? [21:07] Chizuko     I bet it's something stupid again. [21:12] Chizuko     What's that? [21:13] Chizuko     An autograph board? SIGN    To Chrome [21:17] Chizuko     Hey! [21:19] Chizuko     What was that for? [21:21] Noichigo     Fossa Magna! [21:23] Noichigo     How dare you interfere with the fireworks     festival that everyone's looking forward to? [21:27] Noichigo     I, Berry Blossom, won't stand for it! [21:30] Chrome     There you are, Berry Blossom! [21:32] Chrome     Here we go, Dante, Kuma     Kaijin, and Tako Kaijin! [21:39] Chizuko     Oh, great. This is ridiculous. [21:46] Chrome     Sucker Attack! [21:50] Chizuko     The sky's clearing. [21:50] Noichigo     Why is it so sticky?! [21:53] Chrome     Squid Ink Flash! [21:57] Noichigo     Thunderbolt Bloom!