8 - Amaaki, Momoyama-san, and the Nudity Festival

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[00:01] Sano
    Whoa...
[00:02] Fujihira
    That's a lot of presents.
[00:05] Mamekichi
    Well, it's almost Sano-kun's birthday.
[00:08] Kurahashi
    Gonna be tough to return all those favors...
[00:11] Haruaki
    What are you doing, Momoyama-san?
[00:16] Haruaki
    Aw... You don't have to act like
    you just ran into a groper...
[00:23] Mamekichi
    Is someone there?
[00:26] Mamekichi
    Huh?
[00:27] Mamekichi
    I guess not.
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified
    Teacher at
    Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified
    Teacher at
    Ghoul School!
SIGN    Class 2-3
[02:02] Tamao
    Safe!
[02:03] Mamekichi
    Oh, Akisame-kun. Did you oversleep?
SIGN    Episode 8
    "Amaaki, Momoyama-san,
    and the Nudity Festival"
[02:06] Tamao
    Gulp. No way!
SIGN    Bad
SIGN    Bad
[02:08] Tamao
    Uh... There was a cat getting
    mugged, so I saved it!
[02:12] Nyuudou
    Uh-huh... Good job.
[02:14] Tamao
    Hey, you don't believe me...
[02:16] Amaaki
    Hey! Didn't you hear the bell?
[02:20] Amaaki
    Hurry up and get to your seats.
[02:23] Nyuudou
    S-Seimei?
[02:24] Tamao
    What's wrong? You're in a bad
    mood. Not enough uniforms?
[02:28] Mamekichi
    What are you doing, Doppel?
[02:31] Tamao
    What? Is that Seimei's doppelganger?
[02:38] Amaaki
    Hey, what are you...
[02:39] Sano
    Come with me. Zashiki and Hijita, too.
[02:45] Sano
    So, why did you come all the
    way to the island, Doppel?
[02:50] Amaaki
    Y'all are gonna call me Doppel, too?
[02:53] Small Old Man
    This person is actually Haruaki's
    older twin brother, Amaaki Abe.
[02:57] Mamekichi
    You're probably just worried
    about Seimei-kun again.
[03:01] Mamekichi
    You really are hopelessly
    obsessed with your brother.
[03:03] Hijita
    So you decided to disguise yourself
    as Seimei and check out the school?
[03:07] Hijita
    What's Seimei even doing?
[03:08] Amaaki
    Haru's got nothin' to do with this.
[03:10] Amaaki
    I sealed him away in the bathroom
    with a uniform just a minute ago.
[03:14] Haruaki
    Wah, I can't get out!
[03:17] Haruaki
    Oh, hey. A uniform.
[03:18] Haruaki
    Woohoo! Lucky me!
[03:19] Sano
    I guess we can forget about him.
[03:21] Sano
    He'll survive as long as he
    has uniforms and water.
[03:24] Sano
    So you didn't listen to a word I said last time?
[03:27] Amaaki
    Th-That's not true!
[03:28] Amaaki
    It's just, you're the only
    students of Haru's that I know.
[03:31] Amaaki
    I came to see if Haru's actually doing
    a good job as a teacher or not.
[03:36] Amaaki
    So please!
[03:37] Amaaki
    Just for today! Help me
    pretend that I'm Haru!
[03:42] Marshmallow
    Eyes up front.
[03:44] Sano
    So yeah, apparently Seimei
    got amnesia because reasons.
[03:49] Yanagida
    What? The same Seimei-sensei
    who randomly combusts
[03:52] Yanagida
    and comes back like nothing happened?
[03:54] Nyuudou
    Okay, but why's the amnesia causing
    his personality to change, too?
[03:57] Sano
    S-So the way he talks and his
    personality changed because reasons.
[04:02] Nyuudou
    "Because reasons" works
    for everything, I guess.
[04:04] Yanagida
    Then again, this is Seimei-sensei,
    so "because reasons" actually fits.
[04:08] Amaaki
    What's going on with my brother?
[04:11] Kuniko
    I'm so sorry I'm late!
[04:12] Kuniko
    I was saving a cat that was getting mugged.
[04:16] Nyuudou
    That must've been rough, Utagawa-san.
[04:18] Tamao
    What the heck? You didn't believe my lie!
[04:21] Nyuudou
    You just admitted to lying.
[04:22] Tamao
    Crap!
[04:23] Amaaki
    Okay, I get it. Just get to your seat.
[04:30] Nyuudou
    Utagawa-san, your skeleton's showing.
[04:32] Utagawa
    Oh, no! It must be because
    I'm so tired from running.
[04:36] Utagawa
    Oh, no! Seimei-sensei just collapsed!
[04:39] Sano
    Oh, right. He can't handle youkai...
[04:43] Amaaki
    I-I'm fine... I just got a little
    dizzy from my amnesia...
[04:49] Amaaki
    Anyway, let's start class.
[04:51] Tamao
    Forget class. Let's figure out
    how to get your memory back.
[04:55] Futakuchi-Onna
    In that case, I've got a good idea.
[04:57] Futakuchi-Onna
    Hang on to your knickers, you little brats!
SIGN    Laid-Back
    Youkai Dictionary
[05:01] Small Old Man
    Futakuchi-onna is a youkai that has
    another mouth on the back of her head.
[05:04] Small Old Man
    Apparently, she can move
    her hair like hands, too.
[05:09] Futakuchi-Onna
    Hey, Shepherd's Purse!
[05:10] Futakuchi-Onna
    I brought my winter uniform
    from my dorm just for you!
[05:14] Futakuchi-Onna
    I'm sure seeing this will jog your memory!
[05:16] Amaaki
    Uh-huh....
[05:18] Momoyama
    S-Seimei-sensei...
[05:21] Kuniko
    ...didn't react...
[05:22] Nyuudou
    ...to the uniform!
[05:23] Tamao
    S-Seimei... Say it ain't so...
[05:26] Nyuudou
    Maybe we should get him to
    the hospital, like right now.
[05:28] Kurahashi
    More importantly, this might be
    a foretelling of a cataclysm...
[05:31] Nyuudou
    It's not funny when a literal
    misfortune-predicting kudan says that.
[05:35] Mujina
    But that means a cataclysm
    really might happen!
SIGN    And then...
[05:38] Marshmallow
    And then...
[05:40] Sano
    Damn it, seriously...
[05:42] Sano
    At least try to act a little like Seimei.
[05:44] Amaaki
    S-Sorry. I don't have any
    interest in uniforms.
[05:49] Yanagida
    Heya, are you all enjoying a piss together?
[05:52] Hijita
    Gah! Yanagida!
[05:53] Amaaki
    That cloth is talking!
[05:55] Hijita
    So what do you want?
[05:56] Hijita
    It better be anything other
    than "I made medicine."
[05:59] Yanagida
    I made medicine.
[06:00] Hijita
    Yup. Leave.
[06:01] Yanagida
    Since our teacher's suffering from amnesia,
    I made it in the chemistry club.
[06:05] Amaaki
    The chemistry club?
[06:06] Amaaki
    But your whole being is so unscientific..
[06:09] Yanagida
    We live in an age where even youkai
    use their phones to access social media.
SIGN    There have been
    multiple cases
    of youkai getting
    flushed down the
    toilet lately.
[06:12] Yanagida
    I may look unscientific, but I'm going
    to continue to study science...
[06:17] Yanagida
    and become the first youkai in the
    world to win the Nobel Prize.
SIGN    There have been
    multiple cases
    of youkai getting
    flushed down the
    toilet lately.
[06:25] Sano
    Anyway, Doppel, have you gotten
    any more used to youkai?
[06:28] Amaaki
    I'm fine when they're in human forms, but...
[06:32] Hijita
    What's that?
[06:33] Koizumi
    Ow...
[06:35] Small Old man
    Rokurokubi.
[06:36] Small Old man
    A youkai with a really long neck.
[06:38] Small Old man
    Must be convenient being able
    to see the top of the fridge.
[06:40] Mamekichi
    Koizumi-san, what happened?
[06:43] Koizumi
    I lost my footing on the stairs.
[06:45] Koizumi
    I think I sprained my ankle.
[06:48] Amaaki
    Pardon me.
[06:49] Koizumi
    What are you doing, you pervert of a teacher?!
[06:53] Amaaki
    What do you mean?
[06:54] Amaaki
    I'm takin' you to the nurse's office.
[06:57] Amaaki
    That's the least your teacher can do, right?
[07:01] Sano
    Yeah, they're definitely twins,
    at least in that regard...
[07:07] Koizumi
    Wh-Why are you acting so
    cool all of a sudden?
[07:10] Amaaki
    Crap... I picked up a
    youkai without thinking.
[07:14] Amaaki
    Calm down.
[07:15] Amaaki
    This girl just has a neck that's
    a tad longer than usual, that's all.
[07:19] Amaaki
    It's okay! She's not scar—
[07:21] Amaaki
    I can't.
[07:23] Hijita
    Damn it. Now we've got one more
    to take to the nurse's office.
[07:29] Amaaki
    Huh? Where am I?
[07:31] Sano
    You fainted again.
[07:35] Tamao
    You scared me so much!
[07:38] Amaaki
    What? You're actually worried about me?
[07:41] Tamao
    Of course I am!
[07:42] Yanagida
    This time, I definitely made a
    medicine that cures amnesia!
[07:45] Nyuudou
    You fainted? You okay?
[07:48] Hikari
    More importantly...
[07:49] Hayashi
    We brought you some adult picture
    books that are uniform-themed.
[07:52] Hatanaka
    You can't read those for another ten years.
[07:54] Miki
    Well, well. You look fine.
[07:56] Marshmallow
    Seimei-kun, I brought you a mandragora
    with a flower on its head to cheer you up.
[08:08] Amaaki
    I'll just go now.
[08:10] Amaaki
    Keep this a secret from Haru.
[08:13] Sano
    All right.
[08:17] Hijita
    I guess you knew that Doppel
    would be satisfied with this.
[08:21] Sano
    What? I have no idea what
    you're talking about.
[08:27] Haruaki
    Sano-kun!
[08:29] Haruaki
    Hup! Hup!
[08:31] Sano
    Don't come any closer to me...
[08:33] Sano
    looking like that!
[08:35] Haruaki
    That's no fair!
[08:37] Mandragora
    Fly away!
[08:41] Haruaki
    What did I do wrong?
[08:47] Haruaki
    Oh, Momoyama-san. I'm sorry for
    startling you this morning.
[08:51] Futakuchi-Onna
    It's okay.
[08:52] Futakuchi-onna
    Shut up, you perverted dick-for-brains!
[08:54] Futakuchi-onna
    Get away from me!
[08:56] Haruaki
    I-It's okay! I'm not worried about that!
[08:58] Haruaki
    I mean, I'm a masochist.
[09:00] Haruaki
    Were you trying to give someone
    a present this morning?
[09:06] Futakuchi-onna
    Th-That's none of your damn business,
    you shepherd's purse jerk!
[09:10] Haruaki
    Please don't insult me with something
    that needs a visual reference.
[09:14] Haruaki
    Let's see...
[09:15] Haruaki
    So you want to thank Sano-kun
    for helping you out
[09:19] Haruaki
    after Hijita-kun barfed on
    you during the sports day?
[09:22] Futakuchi-onna
    Wow, I'm surprised you figured all
    that out, you useless teacher.
[09:27] (Flashback) Sano
    You okay?
[09:28] (Flashback) Sano
    Wipe yourself off with this.
[09:33] Haruaki
    So that's what happened.
    Sano-kun's the best.
[09:37] Haruaki
    Come to think of it, Sano-kun's birthday
    is coming up, so this is perfect.
[09:42] Haruaki
    But you're not sure if you
    can actually give it to him?
[09:45] Haruaki
    I see. I guess it can
    be a bit nerve-racking.
[09:48] Yanagida
    I heard everything.
[09:51] Haruaki
    Yanagida-kun!
[09:52] Yanagida
    Oh, you! Were you that lonely without me?
[09:56] Yanagida
    Ta-da! This time, I made some perfume.
[10:00] Yanagida
    Now you can feel even
    more girly and confident!
[10:04] Haruaki
    Ah, so you can actually make useful things.
[10:07] Yanagida
    I figured I'd get the patent on
    this eventually and make bank.
[10:11] Haruaki
    But it smells kinda weird.
[10:14] Haruaki
    Like the smell of a human-faced
    fish when it's in a bad mood.
[10:16] Yanagida
    Really? Maybe I shouldn't have added
    the feces and urine from a kappa.
[10:21] Yanagida
    I mean, I don't have a nose,
    so I can't smell anything.
[10:24] Haruaki
    Then why'd you think of making a perfume?!
[10:26] Hijita
    Oh, hey, Seimei.
[10:28] Hijita
    What're you up to? Guiding students again?
[10:37] Hijita
    Momoyama-san! You're so friggin' cute!
[10:40] Hijita
    I love you.
[10:41] Futakuchi-onna
    Why are you suddenly asking
    me out, puke-for-brains?!
[10:44] Hijita
    Do you not like guys who puke on you?
[10:45] Futakuchi-onna
    Pretty sure the answer is no!
[10:48] Hijita
    Even so, I love you! I really love you!
[10:51] Nyuudou
    H-Hey! What the hell'd you do to Hijita?
[10:53] Mob
    Momoyama-san!
[10:55] Nyuudou
    Uh, I guess it's not just Hijita.
[10:58] Nyuudou
    Anyway, run!
[10:59] Hijita
    Momoyama-san!
[11:02] Nyuudou
    All the guys in school are after
    Momoyama-san! What's going on?
[11:06] Yanagida
    Maybe that perfume had something
    in it that charms male youkai.
[11:11] Haruaki
    You see... stuff happened.
SIGN    Stuff Happened
SIGN      Use this phrase
     when you want to
    shorten explanations.
[11:14] Small Old Man
    "Stuff happened." Use this phrase when
    you want to shorten explanations.
[11:18] Small Old Man
    They even use this method in the Manyoushuu.
[11:21] Nyuudou
    I see. Hey, you piece of cloth.
[11:23] Nyuudou
    I'm gonna turn you into a curtain later.
[11:25] Nyuudou
    I get that it doesn't work on me or
    Yanagida since we don't have noses,
[11:28] Nyuudou
    but why doesn't it work on Seimei?
[11:29] Yanagida
    It's basically like youkai pheromones, so
    maybe it doesn't work if you're not a youkai.
[11:34] Futakuchi-onna
    This ain't no time for your stupid
    analysis! We're at a dead end!
[11:40] Nyuudou
    Th-This is really bad.
[11:43] Haruaki
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What should we do?
[11:44] Haruaki
    Someone...
[11:46] Haruaki
    S-S-S-S-Sano-kun!
[11:49] Haruaki
    Save us!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[12:00] Amaaki
    I'm glad I got to come here today.
[12:03] Amaaki
    Just like that yakubyougami
    said, Haru's a good teacher.
SIGN    Welcome to
    Hyakki Academy Island!
[12:07] Amaaki
    But I guess no one's gonna see me off!
[12:16] Sano
    Out of the way.
[12:18] Haruaki
    Sano-kun!
[12:20] Sano
    What the hell's going on?
[12:22] Nyuudou
    Well, stuff happened.
[12:26] Sano
    Maybe it's time to turn you into a pennant.
SIGN    Hyakki Academy
[12:28] Small old man
    Pennant.
[12:30] Small old man
    A kind of flag that's thin and long.
[12:31] Nyuudou
    How are you okay, though?
[12:33] Futakuchi-onna
    Hey! Those guys are gettin' back up again!
[12:36] Haruaki
    They're basically zombies!
[12:37] Nyuudou
    Sano, can you stop these
    guys with your youkai magic?
[12:41] Sano
    I'll give it a try.
[12:47] Nyuudou
    Sorry, I had a feeling this might happen.
[12:49] Yanagida
    Yeah, the visuals are getting
    even more dangerous.
[12:51] Nyuudou
    Our school's finally just
    filled with pervs now.
[12:54] Haruaki
    Anyway, let's just run for now!
[12:58] Sano
    Hey, you pennant! Can't you
    do something about this?
[13:00] Yanagida
    Hmm... Maybe you can just wash
    off the scent of the perfume?
[13:05] Nyuudou
    Are there any shower rooms in this school?
[13:07] Yanagida
    Well, there's a pool.
[13:08] Nyuudou
    It's too far away, plus it got destroyed.
[13:11] Haruaki
    A pool... I know!
[13:13] Haruaki
    Noriko, Kazuo, Marshmallow!
[13:15] Noriko; Kazuo; Marshmallow
    You called?
[13:16] Haruaki
    Time for formation N!
[13:18] Noriko; Kazuo; Marshmallow
    Roger!
[13:19] Haruaki
    Now we just have to wait until it's ready.
[13:21] Sano
    Hey, what are you...
[13:23] Haruaki
    Everyone! Over here!
[13:26] Haruaki
    Not those losers, too!
[13:28] Hijita
    There they are! Get her!
[13:30] Sano
    Now they're on their way.
[13:31] Yanagida
    Up above!
[13:32] Nyuudou
    Seimei, now we're surrounded
    because we came here!
[13:36] Haruaki
    This is fine.
[13:37] Marshmallow
    Seimei-kun!
[13:40] Mandragoras
    One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two!
[13:42] Marshmallow
    We brought the master!
[13:44] Master
    Hey, it's been a while.
[13:46] Haruaki
    Sano-kun! I think you might be able to
    take Momoyama-san and dive in from here!
[13:50] Sano
    Seriously? Okay, fine.
[13:57] Sano
    Hold on tight, Momoyama-san.
[14:12] Miki
    Huh?
[14:13] Hatanaka
    What...
[14:14] Hijita
    ...are we doing?
[14:16] Hijita
    Eek!
[14:17] Nyuudou
    All right!
[14:19] Haruaki
    Sano-kun! It looks like
    everyone's back to normal!
[14:22] Haruaki
    You okay over there?
[14:30] Mandragoras
    Bye, now.
[14:31] Mandragoras
    One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
[14:35] Sano
    You okay? That must've been rough.
[14:37] Sano
    Well, bye.
[14:38] Kuchisake-onna
    Hey!
[14:39] Kuchisake-onna
    Sano, you—
[14:42] Momoyama
    S-Sano-kun...
[14:45] Momoyama
    Th-Thank you for lending me your
    handkerchief on sports day.
[14:51] Momoyama
    Here, I bought you a new handker...
[14:56] Momoyama
    It's friggin' soaked.
[14:59] Sano
    A tanuki design.
[15:00] Momoyama
    Oh, um, yeah.
[15:02] Momoyama
    I thought you might like this one.
[15:05] Momoyama
    But it's all wet now, so I'll get you another...
[15:07] Sano
    It's fine.
[15:08] Sano
    Hand it over.
[15:11] Sano
    I was just thinking about
    buying a new handkerchief.
[15:14] Sano
    Thanks. I'll happily use this one.
[15:19] Momoyama
    Those... are definitely panties.
[15:22] Momoyama
    Actually, when I bought this,
[15:24] Momoyama
    the handkerchief section was right
    next to the lingerie section...
[15:28] Momoyama
    And I accidentally bought panties...
[15:33] Futakuchi-onna
    Congrats, Sano!
[15:35] Futakuchi-onna
    A girl just gave you panties!
[15:37] Tamao
    H-Hey! Guys from Class 2-3!
[15:42] Tamao
    Sano just got panties from a girl!
[15:45] All
    What?!
[15:46] Hijita
    No way!
[15:47] Hijita
    For science, how does one manage
    to get a girl to give him panties?!
[15:51] Hikari
    Let's hurry up and make some
    red-bean rice and throw it at Sano!
[15:55] Hijita
    Men, let us rejoice!
[16:00] Men
    Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
[16:01] Momoyama
    S-Sano-kun... I'm so sorry...
[16:04] Men
    And wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
[16:05] Sano
    Momoyama-san, I can't accept this,
    but I'll take your gratitude.
[16:08] Men
    Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
[16:11] Sano
    Thanks.
[16:12] Hijita
    Today is Sano's panty anniversary!
[16:16] Hijita
    Congrats, Sano-kun!
[16:18] Sano
    So anyway... I'm gonna go kill those guys.
[16:23] Sano
    Just you wait, you bastards!
[16:26] Momoyama
    Sano-kun really is kind...
[16:30] Mandragora
    I wuv you.
[16:35] Hijita
    Going to the public bath is a pain.
[16:38] Mamekichi
    We don't have a choice.
[16:40] Mamekichi
    We can't use the baths at the dorms
    'cause the water suddenly got shut off.
SIGN    Men
SIGN    Women
[16:44] Beniko
    Hey, is that the bathhouse?
[16:48] Kuniko
    Oh, Beniko-chan's here.
[16:50] Akibe
    Come on in.
[16:52] Akibe
    Momoyama has something she wanted
    to ask you, Zashiki-chan.
SIGN    Akibe-san
    the korpokkur
[16:59] Beniko
    What?
[17:00] Momoyama
    Whisper, whisper.
[17:01] Beniko
    Huh? You wanna know Sano's type?
[17:04] Futakuchi-onna
    You just killed the point of her whispering.
[17:07] Beniko
    Well, I don't give a rat's
    ass about Sano's love life.
[17:10] Marilyn
    Sano-kun has a handsome face,
    but he's a bit childish.
[17:15] Daisy
    Yeah. That'd make going out
    with him a little rough.
SIGN    Karakasa Obake
    Daisy
SIGN    Asaoke no ke
    Marilyn
[17:21] Beniko
    Speaking of love lives, Utagawa-san,
[17:23] Beniko
    I heard you turned down a hot
    guy from the class next door.
[17:26] Kuniko
    How do you know that?!
[17:28] Kuniko
    I mean, I'm not ready for romance.
    I'm too busy with my studies!
[17:32] Beniko
    Oh, please. You're gonna tell me
    it's not because you like Nyuudou?
[17:35] Kuniko
    B-B-B-Beniko-chan!
[17:37] Akibe
    Really, Utagawa?
[17:39] Marilyn
    No way! Why Nyuudou of all people?
[17:41] Beniko
    You mean the other girls had no idea?
[17:44] Kuniko
    Th-That's not true! Oh,
    come on, Beniko-chan! Jeez!
[17:50] Koizumi
    Romance, huh?
[17:52] Koizumi
    I guess he was sorta cool today.
[17:58] Koizumi
    No, wait, no! Not a chance!
[18:01] Haruaki
    Hey! Guys of Class 3! Your teacher's here!
[18:04] Guys
    Oh, God! He's here!
[18:06] Haruaki
    Hey! Don't make it sound like
    you just saw a cockroach!
[18:08] Beniko
    Oh, Seimei's here.
[18:11] Sano
    I thought you were gonna use
    the faculty dorm's bath.
[18:13] Haruaki
    Well, I wanted to get in
    the bath with all of you.
[18:16] Haruaki
    Let's get to know each other better!
[18:18] Beniko
    Just watch. That's gonna piss Sano off.
[18:21] Sano
    You're so friggin' creepy!
[18:23] Haruaki
    A neckbreaker! I'mma die...
[18:25] Beniko
    See?
[18:26] Koizumi
    Yeah... he's definitely out
    of the question. For sure.
[18:30] Beniko
    Man, I hope the guys have something raunchy.
[18:34] Renjou
    Zashiki-san! That's quite lewd!
SIGN    Jorougumo
    Renjou-san
SIGN    Men
[18:42] Haruaki
    Hijita-kun, so that's what you
    look like without your eye patch.
[18:45] Hijita
    More importantly, I've been thinking...
[18:50] Hijita
    Seimei! Dude, you're huge!
[18:53] Hijita
    You're way bigger than me!
[18:55] Haruaki
    Right? I wonder if it's because I'm tall.
[18:56] Kuniko
    S-Stop!
[18:59] Koizumi
    Wait, their height makes a difference?!
[19:00] Renjou
    Excuse me, boys! That's quite indecen—
[19:02] Marilyn
    Just shut up, you idiot!
[19:04] Mamekichi
    Oh, he's right. Seimei-kun, you are big.
[19:08] Mamekichi
    I'm super tiny, so I'm jealous.
[19:11] Haruaki
    You're fine as you are, Maizuka-kun.
[19:13] Haruaki
    If you were just big down there,
    you'd be like an elephant.
[19:19] Kuniko
    What's the matter, Beniko-chan?
[19:22] Beniko
    Oh, just...
[19:24] Beniko
    wondering if I could get a peek.
[19:26] Beniko
    Up we go.
[19:27] Kuniko
    B-Beniko-chan?!
[19:28] Beniko
    What? Guys aren't the only
    ones that get to peek.
[19:32] Beniko
    What are you doing, Momoyama-san?
[19:34] Momoyama
    Rawr, rawr!
[19:35] Beniko
    What? I'm not allowed to see Sano-kun naked?
[19:39] Hijita
    On the other hand, Sano's not very big.
[19:42] Sano
    Shut the hell up!
[19:44] Momoyama
    Oho...
[19:47] Futakuchi-onna
    I'm next, four-eyes.
[19:49] Beniko
    Hey, you're not so bad.
[19:51] Kuniko
    Now they're colluding!
[19:53] Kuniko
    Hey! Someone stop those two—
[19:55] Daisy
    Hey, grow your damn neck already.
[19:57] Marilyn
    What's your neck even
    for if you don't use it?
[20:00] Kuniko
    That's it! Everyone!
[20:02] Kuniko
    That's... enough!
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    n
SIGN    d
SIGN    ra
SIGN    go
SIGN    ra
SIGN    Sano
SIGN    Hijitaa
SIGN    Haruaki
SIGN    Omame
SIGN    Tamao
SIGN    O
SIGN    gata
SIGN    Mujina
[20:12] Nyuudou
    U-Utagawa-san... Is something the matter?
[20:15] Kuniko
    Oh, no! I turned into a skeleton!
[20:17] Kuniko
    Y-You've got the wrong idea!
[20:19] Kuniko
    There was a mouse, and it startled me!
[20:21] Kuniko
    I'm so sorry! I didn't see
    anything! I really didn't!
[20:27] Beniko
    That's hot!
[20:28] Kuniko
    Dang it! I saw everything!
[20:30] Futakuchi-onna
    So you did see! I'm jealous.
[20:33] Kuniko
    N-No! I didn't see anything!
[20:35] Futakuchi-onna
    Lies! You actually saw.
[20:37] Futakuchi-onna
    You saw the Garden of Eden beyond the wall!
[20:43] Kuniko
    Okay, fine! I did! I saw!
[20:46] Kuniko
    I wouldn't call it the Garden
    of Eden, though... It was more...
[20:48] Kuniko
    like a safari park!
[20:51] Nyuudou
    Utagawa-san, what are you even saying?
[20:55] Beniko
    So is it true that Seimei's
    huge and Sano's actually sma—
[20:58] Kuniko
    I didn't get that good of a look!
[21:00] Kuniko
    Besides, Nyuudou-kun's the
    only one I care to see naked!
[21:09] Beniko
    Ladies, let us rejoice!
[21:12] All
    Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
[21:17] Mandragora
    Time to party, wasshoi!
[21:21] Kuniko
    Ugh, I'll never be able to get married
    if we keep talking about this.
[21:30] Kuniko
    Seimei-sensei?
[21:32] Nyuudou
    Utagawa-san...
[21:33] Kuniko
    Nyuudou-kun... I'm sorry about earlier.
[21:35] Kuniko
    I didn't see anything!
[21:37] Nyuudou
    S-Sorry. I believe that it
    was some kind of mistake.
[21:41] Kuniko
    Huh? What's wrong, Nyuudou-kun?
[21:44] Hijira
    You're really going to ask that?
[21:46] Hijira
    We could hear everything
    you girls were saying!
[21:49] Hijira
    About if you were gonna peek,
    all the talk about big or small...
SIGN    Fire
[21:51] Tamao
    Stay away, you beasts!
[21:53] Fujihira
    Oh, dear... That's how you were looking at us?
[21:57] Kuniko
    Wait, no...
[21:58] Tamao
    Now, let's go, everyone.
[22:00] Kuniko
    No, wait...
[22:03] Momoyama
    Sano-kun...
[22:05] Kuniko
    You've got the wrong idea!