6 - Sports Day at Ghoul School!! ~Commences~ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Haruaki     The human-faced rock that Maizuka-kun     was on top of suddenly lost control! [00:05] Haruaki     Damn it! [00:07] Kurahashi     Wow, Sensei's fast. [00:09] Haruaki     Stop! [00:13] Kurahashi     Sensei, up ahead is... [00:17] Sano     Seimei! [00:18] Kurahashi     Sensei! Maizuka-kun! [00:22] Kurahashi     A-Are you okay? [00:24] Haruaki     We barely survived... [00:27] Miki     Hey... What was that loud noise? [00:31] Kurahashi     Miki-sensei. [00:35] Haruaki     H-Hi there, Miki-sensei. [00:38] Miki     I ain't one to judge others     for what they're into, [00:42] Miki     but you shouldn't be doin' this at school. [00:45] Haruaki     Does it actually look like     I'm having fun to you?! SIGN    Broadcast [00:54] Haruaki     We're having all this trouble during prep. [00:57] Haruaki     Is the sports day really     gonna go okay tomorrow? [01:00] Sano     We're worried, too. [01:02] Haruaki     By the way, Kurahashi-kun, do you     know the results of the sports day? [01:06] Kurahashi     Huh? U-Um... [01:09] Kurahashi     Well, I've seen a vision where     you're wearing only a red loincloth [01:14] Kurahashi     as you teach class for     a day as punishment... [01:18] Sano     I'm pretty sure it's our     punishment if we have to see that. SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! SIGN    Episode 6     "Sports Day at     Ghoul School!!      Commences" [02:55] Principal     We will now officially commence     sports day at Hyakki Academy! SIGN    Broadcast SIGN    HQ [03:07] Principal     To ensure you don't bring     shame to the youkai name, [03:09] Principal     please work together with your fellow     classmates, and play fair and square. [03:15] Haruaki     So exciting! So exciting! So exciting! [03:15] Hatanaka     Why are you using a parasol? SIGN    Fire [03:18] Principal     Now, the six classes in each grade     will be competing against each other, [03:23] Principal     but for the classes who score     the lowest in each grade... [03:27] Principal     Well... [03:29] Principal     we'll have you disappear. [03:31] All     Huh?! SIGN    Huh?! [03:34] Principal     That is... your teacher's salary will disappear. [03:38] Teachers     Huh? [03:41] Nezumi     Hey! This is clearly an abuse of power! [03:43] Haruaki     Yeah! Yeah! [03:44] Hatanaka     Give me a break!     I've got three kids at home! [03:48] Haruaki     Yeah! Yeah! [03:49] Miki     Regardless of the results,     the principal wins. [03:52] Haruaki     Yeah! Yeah! [03:54] Principal     Oh? [03:55] Principal     You don't seem that opposed     to this, Haruaki-kun. [03:58] Principal     In that case, how about you lose your pay... [04:01] Principal     and also have to spend the day     wearing just a red loincloth? [04:05] Haruaki     A red loincloth? A loincloth? [04:08] Haruaki     But why?! [04:10] Principal     Because I said so. [04:15] Haruaki     P-P-P-P-Please! Anything but that! [04:16] Principal     Hey! Stop! You're acting     anything but human lately! [04:18] Haruaki     Please, no! Please! [04:26] Shikajima     Hey, isn't that the human teacher     everyone's talking about? [04:29] Shikajima     What the hell, man? [04:31] Boy A     H-Hey! Look at that. [04:33] Shikajima     Whoa! What's with that class? [04:36] Shikajima     They're shockingly unbothered! [04:39] Shikajima     Hey, Hijita. Are your class     and teacher actually okay? [04:44] Hijita     Huh? [04:46] Hijita     Are you guys okay? [04:49] Hijita     If you reacted to everything     like this, you'd die! [04:54] Hijita     There's no way in hell our teacher [04:58] Hijita     won't mess something up     at an event this huge! [05:00] Fujihira     Just how is this gonna end?     I don't wanna die yet! [05:06] Shikajima     What the hell is wrong with them? [05:11] Haruaki     I embarrassed myself right from the start... [05:14] Miki     More importantly, we need to get to work. [05:18] Miki     Your job will be to retrieve and check     the papers for the scavenger hunt relay. [05:23] Haruaki     Oh, cool! A scavenger hunt relay! SIGN    Program      One: Scavenger Hunt Relay     Two: Mandragora Toss     Three: Human-Faced Rock Roll     Four: Mock Cavalry Battle     Five: Group Formations SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 550 0 550 [05:27] Haruaki     I guess I start with an event     for the second-years. [05:29] Miki     Who's gonna be participatin' from Class 3? [05:32] Haruaki     From our class, it'll be Maizuka-kun,     Zashiki-san, and Hijita-kun. SIGN    Anchor [05:37] Haruaki     All right! I'm gonna do my     best and cheer them on! [05:40] Miki     All right, our sports day     has officially begun. [05:43] Miki     Our first event will be the second-year     students' scavenger hunt relay! [05:47] Mujina     Which one's Mame? [05:49] Tamao     The third from the end. [05:50] Tamao     They're lined up by class. [05:54] Mujina     Wait, the one who's commentating     is Miki, isn't it? [05:57] Mujina     I guess he can actually     speak standard Japanese. [05:59] Miki     On your marks... get set... [06:03] Mamekichi     Transform into someone with powerful legs! [06:12] Nyuudou     Th-That's terrifying! [06:14] Miki     So fast! Too fast, Class 3! [06:15] Students     What the hell?! [06:17] Miki     He turned into something creepy and     managed to get to the item boxes first! [06:25] Mamekichi     Let's see... [06:33] Student B     "S-Someone you secretly like"?! SIGN    Someone you     secretly like [06:36] Nyuudou     Wait, he's heading over here! [06:38] Maeda     That's no youkai! [06:39] Maeda     That's a monster! SIGN    Omame [06:43] Mamekichi     I'm borrowing Sano-kun! SIGN    Omame [06:45] Sano     Huh? [06:46] Nyuudou     Wh-What was the item? SIGN    Best Friend SIGN    Maizuka SIGN    Best Friend SIGN    Maizuka SIGN    Best Friend [06:55] Sano     Mame... [06:56] Nyuudou     That's creepy! Just get goin' already! [06:59] Mamekichi     Hup. [06:59] Miki     And Class 3 has handed off     the sash to the next runner. [07:04] Beniko     Nice work, troll! I mean...     Nice work, Mame! [07:07] Miki     What's this? [07:08] Miki     Class 2 is right on her tail! Way to go, Class 2! [07:12] Haruaki     Miki-sensei, could you not just     favor your class in the commentary? [07:16] Haruaki     You've got this, Zashiki-san! [07:18] Miki     Hey! [07:19] Miki     No cheering from my mic! [07:23] Miki     Great job, Class 2! They caught up! [07:26] Beniko     Tch. Please be something simple. SIGN    The holy sword     born from the     mouth of a volcano:     Excalibur [07:31] Beniko     "The holy sword born from the     mouth of a volcano: Excalibur." [07:37] Girl A     Excalibur? [07:43] Beniko     Leave this to me! SIGN    Hyakki Academy Sports Day [07:45] Miki     Wow, looks like Class 3 has left the school. [07:48] Miki     Where are you going? SIGN    Hyakki Academy Sports Day [07:49] Girl A     Wait, is she going to     the mouth of a volcano? SIGN    Hyakki Academy Sports Day [07:52] Girl A     To get the sword?! [07:54] Haruaki     Is Zashiki-san going to be okay? [07:56] Miki     Come on, now! Go check     the first runners' items! [08:00] Haruaki     Oh, right! [08:02] Haruaki     That was really fast, Maizuka-kun. [08:04] Haruaki     Could you let me see the item slip? [08:06] Mamekichi     Sure. SIGN    Best Friend [08:07] Mamekichi     It's "best friend," so I chose Sano-kun! [08:10] Haruaki     Yup, you pass. [08:12] Miki     Next up, Class 1 has also     connected to the second runner! [08:12] Boy B     Pass! [08:13] Mamekichi     Hey. [08:16] Mamekichi     Um, is it okay if I keep this item slip? [08:20] Mamekichi     I want it as a keepsake. [08:22] Haruaki     Sure. [08:24] Mamekichi     Yay! Thanks, Seimei-kun! [08:26] Girl B     What was your item? [08:26] Mamekichi     Yay! Now to just put this in an album. [08:28] Boy B     I forget... [08:29] Girl B     Why'd you bring me here? SIGN    Someone you     secretly like [08:32] Boy B     Huh? My slip... I guess     I dropped it somewhere. [08:35] Haruaki     What? You lost your slip? [08:37] Boy B     Huh? Well... [08:40] Haruaki     Okay, do another lap. [08:42] Boy B     R-Right! [08:45] Mamekichi     Huh? Who threw trash away here? [08:49] Mamekichi     This is the first step to     destroying nature. Honestly... [08:52] Mamekichi     I'll throw it away later. [08:54] Miki     Looks like several students     are struggling with their items. [08:58] Crowd 1     Anyone seen a tsuchinoko?! [09:00] Crowd 2     Anyone have a Nessie on them? [09:02] Miki     How's this going to end?! [09:05] Hijita     Dang, every group's to their anchors already. [09:08] Hijita     Is Zashiki really okay? [09:10] Zashiki     Hijita! Sorry to keep you waiting! [09:13] Zashiki     I brought the holy sword Excalibur! [09:17] Hijita     Zashi... B-Beniko-chan?! [09:20] Beniko     I went to my dorm to grab it. [09:22] Hijita     You own this?! [09:24] Beniko     Never thought getting this sword from     the mouth of a volcano ages ago [09:27] Beniko     would come in handy now. SIGN    If you need to     sell some gear [09:30] Beniko     You'll get 100 poko for it if     you sell it at a weapons shop. [09:33] Hijita     Where's that currency even from?! [09:35] Beniko     Just shut up and go     already! Here's the sash! [09:39] Beniko     If we place last, you're gonna     be that sword's first victim! [09:44] Hijita     That's no holy sword! That's a demon sword! [09:48] Haruaki     Okay. [09:49] Crowd B     A tsuchinoko... A tsuchinoko! [09:51] Crwod C     Anyone have a UFO on them? [09:54] Hijita     Looks like the other anchors     are struggling, too. [09:56] Hijita     As long as I don't get something like     "someone you secretly like," I'll be able to— SIGN    A classmate     you secretly hate [10:00] Hijita     win... [10:04] Hijita     N-No way! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [10:13] Hijita     N-No way! SIGN    A classmate you secretly hate SIGN    A classmate you secretly hate SIGN    A classmate you secretly hate SIGN    A classmate you secretly hate SIGN    A classmate you secretly hate [10:22] Tamao     Hijita's completely stopped moving. [10:25] Mujina     What're you doing?! Run, Koutarou! [10:29] Hijita     You can't be serious! [10:30] Hijita     Who the hell thought of this task?!     It's gonna ruin friendships! [10:34] Hijita     But I don't have time to complain. [10:36] Hijita     Think... Think, Koutarou! [10:39] Hijita     Let's do process of elimination! [10:40] Hijita     The girls are totally out of the question. [10:42] Hijita     No matter whom I choose,     I know that starting tomorrow, [10:44] Hijita     they're all going to band     together and be my enemies. [10:47] Hijita     If I manage to make one of them cry... [10:50] Koizumi     Forget you, you stupid Hijita! [10:52] Renjou     Die! Make it up to her by     cutting open your stomach! [10:54] Girls     Yeah! Yeah! [10:56] Beniko     How you like that? [10:56] Hijita     Then how about Zashiki?! [10:58] Haruaki     Wow! [11:00] Hijita     She hardly ever hangs out with other girls. [11:02] Hijita     We've known each other since we were babies. [11:05] Hijita     I'm sure she'd understand! [11:07] (Flashback) Beniko     You suck as a chair, you useless oaf. [11:09] (Flashback) Hijita     That's not fair! [11:11] Hijita     But... because we've been friends forever,     she's close with my family, too. [11:16] Hijita     If my mom or sister hear about this... [11:20] Hijita Mom     Koutarou, how could you     embarrass a girl like that?! SIGN    Mama-tan SIGN    Sister-tan [11:24] Hijita Sister     Cut open your stomach now and     apologize! You absolute trash! [11:28] Hijita     No! [11:29] Hijita     In the end, the world is     just going to tear me down. [11:33] Hijita     But Mame and Sano are     also out of the question! [11:35] Hijita     I just really don't want them to dislike me. [11:39] Hijita     If Nyuudou, whom I share a dorm     and class with, hates me, [11:42] Hijita     my daily life's going to be ruined, as well. [11:45] Hijita     That trio's out of the question, too. [11:47] Hijita     Damn it! Why am I just     surrounded by good people? [11:56] Mamekichi     Hiji-tan! [11:59] Mamekichi     You've got this! [12:01] Beniko     Stop wasting time, Hijita! [12:03] Mamekichi     Hiji-tan! Hiji-tan! You've got this! [12:06] Hijita     That piece of paper... [12:10] Hijita     Mame! You took Sano to the goal     earlier, but what was your item? [12:15] Mamekichi     Huh? It was "best friend"! [12:18] Hijita     That's it! SIGN    Best Friend [12:21] Hijita     Please! [12:23] Hijita     Don't ask any questions and let me     borrow what's in your hand there! [12:25] Mamekichi     What? This garbage? Sure, I guess. [12:28] Hijita     Thanks! [12:29] Hijita     This is a bit cheap, but I have     no choice but to change my item. [12:32] Hijita     Now to just... find someone who's not here... [12:35] Hijita     Hey, where's Sano? [12:36] Mamekichi     Sano-kun went to the bathroom.     The one behind the school. [12:40] Hijita     Heck yeah! Perfect! [12:49] Hijita     Sano! [12:51] Hijita     Please! Let me borrow you for a bit! [12:53] Sano     Huh? Me again? What the hell is the item? [12:57] Hijita     I'll explain later! Just come with me! [13:00] Sano     At least let me wash my hands! [13:01] Hijita     That'll have to wait, too! [13:05] Nyuudou     Just how far did Hijita go to     get something, and what is it? [13:08] Tamao     The anchors for the other classes     are going to reach the goal! [13:11] Hijita     That's not happening! [13:14] Miki     Looks like Class 3's anchor is back! [13:17] Hijita     Heck yeah! [13:19] Haruaki     Hijita-kun! You've got this! [13:21] Haruaki     If you pass the student in     front of you, you'll be first! [13:23] Miki     Hey! Don't go stealin' my mic! [13:26] Hijita     They don't call me "Koutarou Hijita     the Galewind Mud Ball" for nothing! [13:30] Sano     You actually had a nickname that lame? [13:33] Hijita     I gave it to myself just now! [13:39] Miki     And he passed them! Class 3 has come in first! [13:42] All     Yeah! SIGN    Victory [13:45] Beniko and Mamekichi     We did it! [13:50] Hijita     Heck yeah! Thanks, Sano. [13:53] Sano     Yeah, sure. [13:54] Haruaki     Hijita-kun! SIGN    Sliiiiiiiide [13:57] Hijita     He just got here using uniform linear motion! [14:01] Haruaki     That was amazing! You did it! [14:04] Sano     More importantly, let's see your     item. What if you got it wrong? [14:08] Hijita     O-Oh, right... SIGN    Someone you     secretly like [14:12] Hijita     It's sorta embarrassing     telling you this in person. SIGN    Someone you     secretly like [14:17] Sano     Huh? SIGN    Someone you     secretly like SIGN    Qualified as Item [14:28] Haruaki     Y-You pass! SIGN    Someone You Secretly Like SIGN    Someone you     secretly like SIGN    Someone you     secretly like SIGN    Someone you     secretly like [14:36] Hijita     N-No way! [14:55] Hijita     Wh-Wh-What the hell is this?! [15:00] Haruaki     Eek! Eek! Oh, no! How lewd! [15:06] Hijita     It's not... Sano!     Th-This is some sort of mistake! [15:09] Sano     Hijita... [15:10] Hijita     Oh, this dumb piece of paper.     I'm just gonna eat it up. [15:14] Sano     Sorry, Hijita, but let's just stay friends. [15:18] Sano     B-Bye... [15:20] Hijita     Y-You've got the... [15:22] Hijita     You've got the wrong idea, damn it! [15:25] Hijita     Damn it! [15:25] Haruaki     Um... d-don't sweat it... [15:26] Hijita     Damn it! [15:27] Hijita     Damn it! [15:29] Small Old Man     So what happened after that? [15:32] Miki     Things are starting to heat up with     the first-years and the ball toss... [15:36] Miki     or rather, the mandragora toss. [15:38] Miki     But the mandragoras keep     randomly exiting the baskets! [15:43] Haruaki     The mandragora toss, huh? [15:44] Miki     Abe-sensei, if you keep spacing out,     an errant mandragora will... [15:49] Haruaki     Huh? [15:49] Mandragora     Ouch! [15:51] Miki     The current, very obvious winner     is Class 1 in first place! SIGN    First Aid [15:57] Miki     Now, what did I tell you? [16:00] Marshmallow     Sorry. [16:02] Haruaki     You should've warned me earlier! [16:05] Nyuudou     Oh, there you are, Seimei. [16:09] Kuniko     For the mock cavalry battle, [16:10] Kuniko     we tried to come up with a     formation based on your advice. [16:13] Kuniko     Could you look at this     and see if it's okay? [16:16] Haruaki     Wow, of course! [16:18] Miki     You get over things quick! [16:22] Haruaki     Maybe we should split Kurahashi-kun     and Zashiki-san up. [16:27] Haruaki     Zashiki-san should... Wait, you     can't look at this, Miki-sensei! [16:31] Haruaki     Bad! [16:32] Miki     Tch. He caught on. [16:34] Miki     Welp, I'm gonna go look     at my class's formation. [16:37] Miki     You there. Could you do     the commentary in my place? [16:50] Marshmallow     Though I'm clearly unqualified, [16:51] Marshmallow     I, Marshmallow, will be taking over     as commentator in Miki-sensei's place. [16:54] Marshmallow     To all the first-years, that was a     brilliant display of mandragora tossing! [16:58] Hatanaka     What's with you, Miki? You seem     to be in a rather good mood. [17:02] Miki     Oh, nothing... [17:04] Miki     Just thinkin' sports day is     startin' to get real fun. [17:14] Marshmallow     Next up on the program, we have a mock     cavalry battle with the second-years! [17:18] Marshmallow     Four or five students will     create a horse and a rider, [17:21] Marshmallow     and then use their youkai     magic and athletic skills [17:23] Marshmallow     to try to take the other     team's rider's headband. [17:28] Mandragora     You've got this, you've     got this, second-years! [17:31] Marshmallow     The score will be decided by how many     headbands the riders have when time is up! [17:41] Oota     It's starting! Okay, let's carry     out Seimei-sensei's plan! [17:46] Twins     I guess you're really doing this, Oota. [17:48] Kuniko     Uh, really? [18:00] All     What the— [18:05] Beniko     All right! [18:07] Marshmallow     U-Unbelievable! [18:08] Marshmallow     The daidarabocchi horse just     hid his teammates in his mouth! [18:12] Hatanaka     I-I guess they would be untouchable then... [18:16] Miki     But they won't be able to     take any headbands, either. [18:19] Haruaki     The students asked me to figure     out a way for them to survive [18:23] Haruaki     even if they're bad at sports. [18:25] Haruaki     And our strike team consists of the speedy     team of the light-footed Sano-kun, [18:30] Haruaki     the swift Akisame-kun, and     Yanagida-kun as the horses! [18:33] Mamekichi     Transform! [18:34] Mamekichi     Helping hand grabber! [18:36] Sano; Akisame; Yanagida     Go! [18:38] Mamekichi     Hup! [18:41] Haruaki     Now we've got a bunch of headbands! [18:46] Yanagida     Yeah! Now we've got all the headbands... [18:51] Yanagida     Oh? [18:52] Mamekichi     O-Oh, no! [18:54] Yanagida     "Oh, no," my ass, you dumb tanuki! [18:57] Marshmallow     They were going so fast that     their rider got bucked off! [19:01] Mamekichi     Tee-hee! [19:04] Haruaki     Huh? No way! [19:07] Kurahashi     O-Our best team just got defeated... [19:09] Nyuudou     More like they self-destructed. [19:11] Mujina     Hey, more importantly... [19:13] Fighting team     That's mine! [19:14] Fighting team     No, that's mine! [19:14] Mujina     They're fighting over us. [19:17] Nyuudou     They're underestimating us because     we can't use youkai magic. [19:21] Kurahashi     What should we do? Run? [19:23] Nyuudou     No, I don't think we could     actually outrun them. [19:26] Nyuudou     Let's just wait for our     enemies to get closer. [19:29] (Flashback) Haruaki     If the enemy corners you,     wait until the last second... [19:32] Nyuudou     We'll lure the enemy to us     up until the last second... [19:34] Shikajima     Hell yeah! You're ours! [19:37] Nyuudou     Now, Kurahashi! Predict a catastrophe     for the one in front of us! [19:40] Kurahashi     What?! [19:47] Kurahashi     What? Seriously? [19:49] Shikajima     Wait, what? What kind of future do you see? [19:52] Kurahashi     The only future for you... is the     one where I take your headband! [19:56] Shikajima     He got me! [19:58] Haruaki     Did you see that? That was     Kurahashi-kun's prediction attack! [20:02] Small old man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary! [20:05] Small old man     A kudan! A youkai that's     half human and half bull. [20:08] Small old man     They predict catastrophes! [20:11] Miki     That was quite the strategy. [20:11] Haruaki and mandragoras     Heck yeah, heck yeah, Kurahashi! [20:13] Miki     But they're sorta screwed if they     get surrounded, aren't they? [20:17] Nyuudou     Crap! [20:19] Marshmallow     And Team Nyuudou is completely surrounded! [20:22] Kurahashi     We're done for! [20:25] Nyuudou     No, our reinforcements just arrived! [20:31] Student D     Impossible! [20:32] Miki     That's Hijita's youkai magic, magic mud! [20:35] Hatanaka     And... [20:38] Hatanaka     A merman who's floating through the air! [20:42] Marshmallow     The other two are just hanging on, but     they're elegantly snatching those headbands! [20:48] Nezumi-sensei     You're pretty good at this. [20:50] Marshmallow     But now the airborne youkai have     all started to attack at once! [20:57] Marshmallow     And he dodged them!     What a brilliant quick turn! [20:59] Marshmallow     That was amazing! That merman named... [21:01] Marshmallow     Hey, what's that merman's name? [21:04] Nezumi     I dunno. [21:05] Maeda     I'm Maeda! [21:07] Marshmallow     Yes! Maeda-kun! Maeda-kun from Class 2-3! [21:11] Haruaki     You've got this, Maeda-kun!     Hijita-kun! Momoyama-san! Akibe-san! [21:18] Maeda     Tch. I can't outrun them! In that case... [21:21] Maeda     Hijita! Use a mud ball and— [21:23] All     What?! [21:25] Haruaki     Hijita-kun! Behind you! [21:26] Hijita     Don't do quick turns like that... [21:29] Hijita     I feel sick... [21:30] Maeda     What? You got motion sickness? [21:32] Maeda     Don't puke! Don't you dare puke! [21:34] Marshmallow     They're catching up to     Maeda-kun from Class 3! [21:37] Kuniko     Not happening! [21:40] Marshmallow     I-It's a gashadokuro! [21:46] Maeda     Utagawa-san! [21:47] Kuniko     Are you all okay? [21:52] Fujihira     We're here to back you up!     We'll support you till the end! [21:55] Maeda     That's great! Let's bring this back in     our favor for Sano and the others, too! [22:00] Haruaki     All right! Counterattack time! [22:02] All     Yeah! [22:05] Small old man     Keep it up, Class 3! [22:07] Small old man     The sports day continues!