5 - I Know. Let's Go to Sensei's Family Home.

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[00:02] Sano
    We asked Miki for your family home's address.
[00:05] Sano
    We're currently on a Shinkansen
    bound for Shin-Osaka.
[00:08] Haruaki
    Wait, wait... How does that even happen?!
[00:11] Haruaki
    You know very well that I'd be in a lot of
    trouble if people found out who my family is!
[00:16] Sano
    I'll just have everyone do
    some touristy stuff in Osaka,
[00:19] Sano
    then tell them I lost the paper with
    the address on it, and we'll head home.
[00:22] Sano
    So don't go to any touristy spots.
[00:25] Haruaki
    Okay... I got that, but something's off.
[00:29] Sano
    Huh?
[00:30] Haruaki
    Well, it's weird that you're
    being so nice to me, Sano-kun!
[00:34] Haruaki
    Go on! Get mad! Yell at me, you dumb Sano-kun!
[00:38] Sano
    Listen here...
[00:41] Sano
    You'd better not be messing with
    me just because I'm not nearby.
[00:50] Sano
    I take back everything I said.
[00:53] Sano
    We'll be there in a few hours,
[00:54] Sano
    so wash your dumb cowlick and wait,
    you failure of a teacher!
[00:57] Haruaki
    Huh? Wait, that was a joke...
[01:01] Haruaki
    He hung up.
[01:04] Haruaki
    Now I've done it!
[01:06] Haruaki
    I've summoned the demon lord!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified
    Teacher at
    Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified
    Teacher at
    Ghoul School!
SIGN    Episode 5
    "I Know. Let's Go to
    Sensei's Family Home."
[02:49] Hijita
    Okay, we ate, so let's get going.
[02:52] Mamekichi
    But Beniko-chan went to the ladies'
    room and hasn't come back yet.
[02:56] Beniko
    And I keep telling you
    I'm here with someone!
[03:00] Flirt 2
    Oh, who cares about them? Come play with us.
[03:04] Beniko
    Hey, you guys! Say something!
[03:10] Hijita
    Congrats, Beni-chan. You're in your prime.
[03:13] Beniko
    Don't make me knock you out, Hijita!
[03:14] Beniko
    Don't be jealous just because you're gonna
    die a virgin who never hit his prime!
[03:19] Hijita
    N-N-N-N-Never?!
[03:21] Flirt 1
    N-Now, now...
[03:22] Sano
    Hijita, go save her already.
[03:25] Mamekichi
    You're embarrassing us here.
[03:27] Hijita
    Aw, hell... Okay, fine, damn it.
[03:31] Amaaki
    Hey.
[03:34] Amaaki
    Let her go already.
[03:38] Beniko
    S-Seimei?
[03:40] Flirt 1
    Who the hell are you?
[03:42] Flirt 1
    Who d'ya think you are?
    Don't make us kick your ass!
[03:45] Amaaki
    Huh?
[03:48] Amaaki
    Kick whose ass?
[03:50] Three
    Barf...
[03:52] Amaaki
    Come on. If you're gonna flirt with anyone,
[03:54] Amaaki
    go flirt with that hottie over there.
[03:56] Flirt 1
    Huh? Oh, come on. That's a bit...
SIGN    Get over there...
[04:03] Sign
    Would you like to get some tea, miss?
[04:05] Old lady
    Try again when you're actually hot.
[04:10] Amaaki
    You okay?
[04:11] Beniko
    Huh?! Y-Yeah...
[04:14] Amaaki
    Well, good.
[04:19] Mamekichi
    You dumb doppelganger!
[04:20] Mamekichi
    How can you sully our Seimei-kun
    by having him do awesome deeds?!
[04:25] Amaaki
    Wha... What's your problem?!
[04:26] Mamekichi
    Shut up!
[04:27] Mamekichi
    In the first place, Seimei-kun would
    never wear such fancy clothes!
[04:31] Amaaki
    Huh?
[04:32] Mamekichi
    Seimei-kun wears clothes that his mom
    bought during a three-for-1,000-yen deal.
[04:36] Mamekichi
    Yeah! I said it!
[04:38] Haruaki
    Oh, there you are!
[04:39] Haruaki
    Sano-kun!
SIGN    Haruaki
[04:42] Sano
    Seimei!
[04:43] Haruaki
    I'm sorry about earlier!
[04:45] Haruaki
    It was really just a little joke! Don't be mad!
[04:49] Sano
    You're so gross!
[04:50] Amaaki
    Haru!
[04:53] Haruaki
    Ame?
[04:55] Sano
    So...
[04:58] Sano
    I didn't expect you to have a twin.
[05:00] Haruaki
    Yeah. He's my older brother, Amaaki.
[05:02] Haruaki
    And I'm Haruaki.
[05:04] Haruaki
    So, Ame, these are all my students.
[05:08] Haruaki
    The one in this plastic bottle, too.
[05:10] Hijita
    Why the hell am I currently cocoa?!
[05:12] Beniko
    What were we supposed to do?
    This car only seats five.
[05:15] Mamekichi
    You could've just ridden on Sano-kun's lap.
[05:18] Hijita
    Like I'd ever do anything that gross!
[05:22] Mamekichi
    Hey, you! What's with that attitude?!
[05:25] Beniko
    Like you can talk.
    You're the one who punched him.
[05:28] Haruaki
    Sorry. I think Ame's always hated
    ghosts and youkai and stuff.
[05:34] Sano
    You don't handle them very well yourself.
[05:36] Haruaki
    What I really can't handle are middle
    schoolers hanging out at convenience stores.
[05:42] Mamekichi
    By the way, Seimei-kun,
    the clothes you're wearing...
[05:46] Haruaki
    Huh? I don't really get clothes or fashion,
[05:49] Haruaki
    so I'm just wearing a shirt that mom
    bought during a three-for-1,000-yen deal.
[05:52] Mamekichi
    I see!
[05:54] Mamekichi
    I love you, Seimei-kun!
[05:59] Haruaki
    This is my home.
[06:01] Mamekichi
    Wow, look at that gate!
[06:05] Sano
    A torii gate...
[06:07] Haruaki
    I explained everything to my mom.
[06:09] Haruaki
    My dad left for work early this morning,
    so I'll explain it to him later.
[06:13] Haruaki
    So don't wor—
[06:13] Dad
    Haru! You came home!
[06:18] Haruaki
    Budapest!
[06:19] Dad
    That's the capital of Hungary!
[06:21] Mamekichi
    Huh? Who's that, Seimei-kun?
[06:23] Haruaki
    It's just some ghost that's bound here!
[06:25] Haruaki
    It's been wandering around here
    lately and bothering people.
[06:29] Mom
    Haru.
[06:31] Mom
    Are your students here?
[06:35] Mom
    Oh, my! What happened, sweet—
[06:38] Haruaki
    Tofu!
[06:39] Haruaki
    Mom! I'd love some miso soup with sweet tofu!
[06:43] Mom
    Oh, really?
[06:46] Haruaki
    I told you! It's a secret to my
    students that my house is a shrine!
[06:50] Mom
    Oh! Right! My lips are sealed!
[06:54] Mom
    Okay, everyone. Please come in.
[06:57] Sano
    Er... Are we just gonna
    leave this guy in the road?
[07:00] Mom
    He's, uh...
[07:02] Mom
    a fairy that's been living
    in our house for ages.
[07:05] Mom
    You know, like the one in urban legends.
[07:07] Mom
    He's like the small old man.
[07:11] Small old man
    The Small Old Man. Apparently, something
    good will happen if you see one.
SIGN    "Small Old Man"
[07:15] Hijita
    Er, what we're seeing is clearly
    a normal, big, old guy.
[07:19] Mom
    Oh, my! That must mean you'll
    be billionaires in the future!
[07:24] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko
    For real?!
[07:25] Mom
    For real, for real.
[07:26] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko
    That's awesome!
[07:28] Haruaki and Sano
    They actually believe her.
[07:31] Sano
    They definitely seem like your parents.
[07:33] Haruaki
    Right?
[07:38] Mom
    I've never seen Haru with anyone
    other than Ame! I'm so happy!
[07:42] Haruaki
    Mom, they're not "people." They're youkai.
[07:46] Mamekichi
    Ma'am, what was Seimei-kun
    like when he was little?
SIGN    Haruaki
SIGN    Mamaaki
[07:50] Mom
    He was exactly the same as he is now.
SIGN    Haruaki
[07:53] Mom
    Even when he was a baby.
SIGN    Haruaki
SIGN    Haruaki
SIGN    Haruaki
[07:57] (Flashback) Mom
    Sweetie! Ame stood up!
SIGN    Ame
[08:00] (Flashback) Mom
    You're almost there, Haru.
[08:02] (Flashback) Dad
    You've got this!
[08:03] (Flashback) Neighbor
    Sorry! The wind blew my laundry over here!
SIGN    Haru
SIGN    Haru
SIGN    Haru
SIGN    Haru
SIGN    Haru
SIGN    Haru
[08:11] (Flashback) Mom
    Haru stood—
[08:12] (Flashback) Mom and Dad
    He's walking!
[08:15] Mom
    And then he gallantly went to pick up
    the sailor uniform that blew over.
[08:19] Hijita
    Seriously... Did something happen with
    you and uniforms in your past life?
[08:25] Mom
    So, is Haru...
[08:27] Dad
    Pardon me...
[08:30] Mom
    ...doing a good job as a teacher?
[08:32] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko
    Huh? A good job?
SIGN    Modern
    Japanese
[08:37] Hijita
    I mean... he doesn't lose hope when
    I throw mud at him during class.
[08:41] Beniko
    He doesn't lose hope when his
    fellow teachers try to kill him.
[08:46] Mamekichi
    He doesn't lose hope for tons
    of other reasons, either.
[08:49] Mom
    Wow! Haru must be really tough!
[08:52] Haruaki
    Ugh! All my memories suck!
[08:56] Amaaki
    See? I told you.
[09:00] Amaaki
    Haru's not capable of being a teacher.
[09:03] Mom
    Ame! How could you say that?
[09:05] Amaaki
    Hey, Mom. Hermondes is on TV.
[09:09] Mom
    Oh, I almost forgot!
[09:11] Mom
    Hermondes! Hermondes!
[09:14] Amaaki
    Hey, blondie.
[09:16] Amaaki
    You know most of the details, don't you?
[09:18] Amaaki
    Haru and youkai don't go well together.
[09:22] Sano
    You're right.
[09:23] Amaaki
    Which means...
[09:26] Amaaki
    Go on. Get outta here.
[09:29] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko
    What's the big idea?!
[09:30] Amaaki
    I'm gonna make him quit school.
[09:33] Haruaki
    You're not the boss of me!
[09:36] Amaaki
    In the end, humans and youkai...
[09:38] Amaaki
    live in completely separate worlds.
[09:41] Amaaki
    Never come close to Haru again.
[09:46] Mamekichi
    Hey! Don't mess with us, Doppel!
[09:53] Sano
    That's too bad. I bought five different
    kinds of uniforms as a gift...
[09:59] Sano
    I guess I can't give them to you now.
[10:02] Haruaki
    S-Sano-kun...
[10:07] Haruaki
    Is that... true, Sa—
[10:13] Sano
    All right. Let's head home.
[10:15] Haruaki
    Huh?! Hey, wait—
[10:17] Small Old Man
    Thank you for watching!
SIGN    Thank you
    for watching!!
SIGN    Please look forward to
    seeing Haruaki-sensei
    in the next life!!
[10:19] Small Old Man
    Please look forward to seeing
    Haruaki-sensei in the next life!
[10:22] Haruaki
    Wait! Don't end the show!
[10:24] Haruaki
    Please have some hope for me in this life still!
SIGN    Thank you
    for watching!!
SIGN    Please look forward to
    seeing Haruaki-sensei
    in the next life!!
SIGN    Thank you
    for watching!!
SIGN    Please look forward to
    seeing Haruaki-sensei
    in the next life!!
SIGN    Thank you
    for watching!!
SIGN    Please look forward to
    seeing Haruaki-sensei
    in the next life!!
SIGN    Thank you
    for watching!!
SIGN    Please look forward to
    seeing Haruaki-sensei
    in the next life!!
[10:29] Haruaki
    It'll go on a little bit longer.
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[10:38] Haruaki
    Ame! How could you do that to all of them?
[10:41] Amaaki
    This is for your sake.
[10:43] Amaaki
    If you truly care about them,
    then you shouldn't go back.
[10:48] Hijita
    Uh...
SIGN    Mame
    again
[10:50] Hijita
    Maybe chill with that brother
    complex of yours, dude.
[10:53] Haruaki
    Hijita-kun! Maizuka-kun!
[11:00] Haruaki
    Ame?!
[11:02] Amaaki
    Youkai... Youkai...
[11:04] Haruaki
    I had no idea Ame had this
    much trouble around youkai...
[11:08] Mom
    I'm sorry Ame was so rude to you.
[11:12] Mom
    Honestly, where did his
    brother complex go wrong?
[11:15] Haruaki
    I know he's doing this for my sake, but...
[11:19] Haruaki
    Ame would always pick fights
    with so many people, so...
[11:24] (Flashback) Student 1
    I heard the Abe brothers
    punched a third-year senpai.
[11:27] (Flashback) Student 2
    Yikes! Better stay away.
SIGN    Let's go,
    Haru
[11:28] Amaaki
    Let's go, Haru
[11:29] (Flashback) Haruaki
    H-Huh?!
[11:31] Haruaki
    I wasn't able to make any friends.
[11:34] All
    That's unfortunate.
[11:37] Mom
    Oh, right! I have a request for all of you.
[11:41] Mom
    Our shri—
SIGN    Wisteria
    Festival
SIGN    Abe
    Shrine
[11:43] Mom
    Ahem. The shrine next door
    is having a festival tonight,
SIGN    Abe Shrine
[11:47] Mom
    so I was wondering if you
    could help with the stalls.
[11:50] Haruaki
    I also came home to help with those...
[11:53] Haruaki
    But considering the state Ame's in,
[11:55] Haruaki
    it'd be great if you guys could help.
[12:03] Mamekichi
    So many stalls!
[12:05] Haruaki
    I'd like you guys to help with the
    yoyo fishing and the shooting game.
[12:09] Mamekichi
    I wanna do the shooting game.
[12:10] Hijita
    Me, too!
SIGN    Shooting
    Game
[12:12] Beniko
    But man, these prizes
    sure don't motivate you.
SIGN    Shooting
    Game
[12:16] Beniko
    Do you even get customers?
[12:18] Mandragora
    Oh, no!
[12:18] Mamekichi
    Then let's include some of these mandragoras
    randomly growing around here as prizes, too!
[12:22] Haruaki
    Do those just grow wherever?!
[12:25] Mamekichi
    See? Isn't this much better?
[12:27] Mandragoras
    Just try and hit us!
[12:30] Haruaki
    In that case...
[12:32] Mandragora
    Pathetic!
[12:33] Haruaki
    This is impossible!
[12:35] Mamekichi
    Sano-kun, any idea how to make this more fun?
[12:39] Sano
    Well...
SIGN    Haruaki
[12:42] Sano
    Why not make it point-based?
    Make a target, like this.
[12:46] Haruaki
    Hey.
[12:47] Sano
    What? You want me to add
    a target to your crotch, too?
[12:52] Haruaki
    Hey.
[12:53] Hijita
    Well, we can use mud balls so it doesn't hurt.
[12:56] Hijita
    Then Haruaki won't have
    anything to complain about.
[12:58] Haruaki
    I have nothing but complaints!
[13:02] Beniko
    Hey, Seimei, watch out.
[13:04] Haruaki
    Your warning's a bit late!
[13:06] Beniko
    Heck yeah! I won a Chuiwich!
[13:08] Haruaki
    Hey! The crowd's going to be here soon.
SIGN    Baby Castella
SIGN    Shooting
    Game
[13:11] Haruaki
    Also, we're not at youkai school
    right now, so no doing youkai things!
SIGN    Spiral Potatoes
[13:15] Sano
    I didn't do anything youkai-ish.
[13:17] Haruaki
    True. But you also did
    the most inhuman thing.
[13:32] Haruaki
    What's with this lineup?
SIGN    Yoyo Fishing
[13:34] Sano
    Are you feeling better?
[13:36] Amaaki
    I can't sleep on my mom's lap forever.
[13:39] Amaaki
    And I don't want to rely on you youkai, either.
[13:42] Sano
    Oh, I see.
[13:43] Haruaki
    Er, I'll go buy us something
    to eat. What do you guys want?
[13:47] Amaaki
    Thanks, Haru. I'll have yakisoba.
[13:50] Sano
    A candied apple, baby castella,
    cotton candy, takoyaki,
[13:54] Sano
    a chocolate banana, and a spiral potato.
[13:56] Amaaki
    Hey, show some restraint.
[14:03] Amaaki
    Crap. I'm alone with a yakubyougami.
[14:07] Amaaki
    Damn it... If only I had the power
    to exorcise demons, like Haru!
[14:12] Sano
    You don't have the power to exorcise demons?
[14:15] Amaaki
    It's not just me.
[14:17] Amaaki
    The power to exorcise demons was
    passed down through generations,
[14:21] Amaaki
    but it got weaker with each one
    as the bloodline got thinner.
[14:23] Amaaki
    Our shrine is also just a normal shrine.
SIGN    Wagyu Steak Skewers
[14:27] Sano
    I thought it was a bit weird
    that Mame and the others
[14:29] Sano
    didn't seem to notice
    anything at this shrine.
[14:32] Sano
    That must be why.
[14:35] Sano
    But in that case, what's the
    deal with Seimei's powers?
[14:39] Sano
    He definitely doesn't seem to be weak.
[14:41] Amaaki
    That's because...
[14:43] Amaaki
    Apparently, Haru received a stronger
    version of our family's powers at birth.
[14:49] Amaaki
    A long time ago...
[14:52] (Flashback) Dad
    Ame...
[14:55] (Flashback) Dad
    Don't go near that door.
[14:58] (Flashback) Amaaki
    Why?
[14:59] (Flashback) Dad
    There's a super scary youkai in there.
[15:02] (Flashback) Amaaki
    A youkai?! I-Is it strong?
SIGN    Grandpaaki
[15:06] Dad
    Your great-grandfather just
    barely managed to seal it away.
[15:11] (Flashback) Dad
    The only one who can defeat it is probably
    one of our super powerful ancestors.
SIGN    Three
SIGN    Two
SIGN    One
SIGN    Three
SIGN    Three
SIGN    Three
SIGN    Two
SIGN    Three
SIGN    Two
SIGN    Three
SIGN    Two
SIGN    Three
SIGN    Two
SIGN    Three
SIGN    Two
SIGN    Three
SIGN    Two
SIGN    Three
SIGN    One
SIGN    Two
SIGN    Three
SIGN    One
SIGN    Two
SIGN    Three
SIGN    Two
SIGN    Three
SIGN    Two
SIGN    Three
SIGN    Two
SIGN    Three
SIGN    Two
SIGN    Three
[15:27] (Flashback) Amaaki
    Dad! The door's broken!
[15:34] (Flashback) Dad and Amaaki
    Sheeeh!
SIGN    Laid-Back
    Youkai Dictionary
[15:42] Small Old Man
    Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
[15:45] Small Old Man
    Shunoban.
[15:46] Small Old Man
    If you run into this guy, he'll steal
    your soul, like the Grim Reaper.
[15:53] (Flashback) Amaaki
    I-I've gotta run!
[16:04] (Flashback) Haruaki
    Ame?
[16:06] (Flashback) Haruaki
    Ame!
[16:07] (Flashback) Haruaki
    There's trouble! Big trouble!
[16:09] (Flashback) Haruaki
    Huh? It won't open.
[16:11] (Flashback) Amaaki
    H-Haru!
[16:13] (Flashback) Haruaki
    Ame! Open up!
[16:15] (Flashback) Haruaki
    Come on, Ame!
[16:17] (Flashback) Haruaki
    Open up!
[16:22] (Flashback) Amaaki
    Haru!
[16:24] (Flashback) Amaaki
    Ru—
[16:25] (Flashback) Haruaki
    Jeez, don't be so mean!
[16:38] (Flashback) Haruaki
    Oh, you're supposed to pull
    on this door, not push.
[16:47] (Flashback) Haruaki
    Ame! This is huge!
[16:49] (Flashback) Haruaki
    There's a super cute uniform on TV!
[16:52] (Flashback) Haruaki
    Let's watch together!
[16:54] (Flashback) Haruaki
    Come on! Come on!
[16:59] Amaaki
    When Haru was little, he mixed
    our dad's Kansai dialect
[17:02] Amaaki
    and our mom's Tokyo dialect
    together and sounded super weird.
[17:07] Amaaki
    But that was another dumb thing
    that made him stupidly cute and...
[17:11] Sano
    Pretty sure that wasn't the
    moral of this flashback.
[17:16] Sano
    Then you should've told Haruaki about youkai
    and his power to exorcise demons earlier.
[17:21] Amaaki
    The thing is...
[17:23] Amaaki
    Before Haru could actually
    acknowledge any youkai existing,
[17:26] Amaaki
    he'd end up exterminating
    them or chasing them away,
[17:29] Amaaki
    so I kept losing my chances to tell him.
[17:32] Amaaki
    He was just too powerful, so I gave
    him some beads to help control that.
[17:37] Sano
    Why is it just him?
[17:40] Sano
    His deviancy is probably the
    only unique trait he needed.
[17:43] Amaaki
    This is just my speculation, but...
[17:46] Amaaki
    Do you believe in reincarnation?
[17:50] Sano
    I don't believe in anything
    unscientific like that.
[17:52] Amaaki
    Says the literal yakubyougami.
SIGN    Yakubyougami
[17:57] Amaaki
    Anyway, I don't approve of
    Haru going to youkai school.
[18:01] Amaaki
    I couldn't care less if any
    of you got exterminated.
[18:08] Amaaki
    But I don't want Haru getting hurt.
[18:15] Sano
    If that ever happens, I'll deal with it.
SIGN    Yoyo Fishing
[18:19] Amaaki
    What?
[18:20] Sano
    It's true that Seimei's powers are strong.
[18:20] Haruaki
    Sorry to keep—
[18:23] Sano
    But compared to Mame and the others,
[18:25] Sano
    the power to exorcise demons shouldn't
    work as much on a yakubyougami.
[18:31] Sano
    If there's a chance that the
    youkai are going to be harmed...
[18:38] Sano
    I'll be there to stop him.
[18:43] Amaaki
    Like I could ever trust a yakubyougami!
[18:46] Sano
    What are you talking about?
[18:48] Sano
    It's not me that you don't
    trust. It's your brother.
[18:53] Sano
    If you actually have a brother complex,
[18:55] Sano
    then you need to believe in how hard he's
    trying to be a teacher and support him.
[19:00] Sano
    He's basically risking his life for this job.
[19:05] Sano
    It's true that he's a pervert
    and mean, but somehow cocky.
[19:08] Sano
    He always ends up in some kind
    of trouble when he's working.
[19:12] Sano
    But...
[19:13] Sano
    I think the fact that he still does his best
[19:17] Sano
    is what makes him a great teacher.
[19:24] Sano
    Gah.
[19:25] Haruaki
    S-S-S-Sano-kun!
SIGN    Yoyo Fishing
[19:31] Haruaki
    I'm happy! I'm so happy!
[19:35] Haruaki
    I-I also want to do my best
    as a teacher at youkai school!
[19:39] Haruaki
    From now on and forever!
[19:42] Amaaki
    Haru...
[19:43] Sano
    Uh-huh... and?
[19:52] Haruaki
    I'm sorry, Sano-kun! I'm so sorry!
[19:55] Haruaki
    Huh? Hey, wait! What're you gonna do?
[19:57] Haruaki
    Untie me!
[19:59] Haruaki
    Wait, that?!
[20:01] Sano
    Stay perfectly still.
[20:03] Haruaki
    Wait, no...
[20:05] Sano
    This is gonna be a lot of fun!
[20:05] Amaaki
    Well, do your best.
SIGN    Don't try this at home, kids
[20:13] Small Old Man
    Don't try this at home, kids.
[20:19] Mom
    Okay, Haru. Be careful getting back.
[20:22] Haruaki
    I will. Thanks, Mom.
[20:24] Dad
    Your fath— This fairy
    is also rooting for you.
[20:28] Haruaki
    Thanks, random fairy guy.
[20:32] Amaaki
    Hey, Yakubyougami.
[20:35] Amaaki
    I'm leaving Haru to you.
[20:38] Sano
    Yeah, sure.
SIGN    Shinkansen Tracks
[20:40] Announcement
    The Nozomi 13 departing at 10:17
[20:45] Announcement
    is now arriving on track 22.
[20:51] Haruaki
    Hey! Our Shinkansen is the
    one that just got announced!
[20:54] All
    What?!
[20:54] Haruaki
    Let's go, everyone! See you later!
[21:01] Mom
    Looks like Haru's doing good as a teacher.
[21:04] Dad
    Yeah.
[21:09] Old lady
    Darling.
[21:10] Flirt
    Honey.
[21:12] Haruaki
    We barely made it.
[21:15] Hijita
    Anyway, we're going home already, Seimei?
[21:18] Haruaki
    Yeah. I just couldn't wait
    to get back to school.
[21:29] Sano
    Hey, look.
[21:31] Haruaki
    Ame?
[21:33] Sano
    What's he saying?
[21:35] Hijita
    No idea.
[21:38] Haruaki
    I understood him.
[21:41] Haruaki
    We're twins, after all!
[21:43] Amaaki
    Haru! Do your best!
[21:44] Amaaki
    Your big brother's rooting for you!
SIGN    Haruaki
[21:47] Haruaki
    Yeah, I'll be okay. Don't worry.
[21:54] Amaaki
    Haru!
[21:58] Amaaki
    Haru...
[22:02] Amaaki
    That Shinkansen...
SIGN    Sanyo Kyushu Shinkansen
    Bound for Hiroshima and Hakata
SIGN    Nozomi 13 10:17 Hakata
SIGN    Kodama 131 10:25
[22:05] Amaaki
    is headed to Hakata.
SIGN    Hakata
[22:07] Small Old Man
    That's the opposite direction.