# 5 - I Know. Let's Go to Sensei's Family Home.
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**[00:02] Sano**
We asked Miki for your family home's address.
**[00:05] Sano**
We're currently on a Shinkansen
bound for Shin-Osaka.
**[00:08] Haruaki**
*Wait, wait... How does that even happen?!*
**[00:11] Haruaki**
* You know very well that I'd be in a lot of*
* trouble if people found out who my family is!*
**[00:16] Sano**
I'll just have everyone do
some touristy stuff in Osaka,
**[00:19] Sano**
then tell them I lost the paper with
the address on it, and we'll head home.
**[00:22] Sano**
So don't go to any touristy spots.
**[00:25] Haruaki**
Okay... I got that, but something's off.
**[00:29] Sano**
*Huh?*
**[00:30] Haruaki**
Well, it's weird that you're
being so nice to me, Sano-kun!
**[00:34] Haruaki**
*Go on! Get mad! Yell at me, you dumb Sano-kun!*
**[00:38] Sano**
Listen here...
**[00:41] Sano**
* You'd better not be messing with*
* me just because I'm not nearby.*
**[00:50] Sano**
I take back everything I said.
**[00:53] Sano**
We'll be there in a few hours,
**[00:54] Sano**
so wash your dumb cowlick and wait,
you failure of a teacher!
**[00:57] Haruaki**
Huh? Wait, that was a joke...
**[01:01] Haruaki**
He hung up.
**[01:04] Haruaki**
Now I've done it!
**[01:06] Haruaki**
I've summoned the demon lord!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Episode 5
"I Know. Let's Go to
Sensei's Family Home."
**[02:49] Hijita**
Okay, we ate, so let's get going.
**[02:52] Mamekichi**
But Beniko-chan went to the ladies'
room and hasn't come back yet.
**[02:56] Beniko**
And I keep telling you
I'm here with someone!
**[03:00] Flirt 2**
Oh, who cares about them? Come play with us.
**[03:04] Beniko**
Hey, you guys! Say something!
**[03:10] Hijita**
Congrats, Beni-chan. You're in your prime.
**[03:13] Beniko**
Don't make me knock you out, Hijita!
**[03:14] Beniko**
Don't be jealous just because you're gonna
die a virgin who never hit his prime!
**[03:19] Hijita**
N-N-N-N-Never?!
**[03:21] Flirt 1**
N-Now, now...
**[03:22] Sano**
Hijita, go save her already.
**[03:25] Mamekichi**
You're embarrassing *us* here.
**[03:27] Hijita**
Aw, hell... Okay, fine, damn it.
**[03:31] Amaaki**
Hey.
**[03:34] Amaaki**
Let her go already.
**[03:38] Beniko**
S-Seimei?
**[03:40] Flirt 1**
Who the hell are you?
**[03:42] Flirt 1**
Who d'ya think you are?
Don't make us kick your ass!
**[03:45] Amaaki**
Huh?
**[03:48] Amaaki**
Kick whose ass?
**[03:50] Three**
Barf...
**[03:52] Amaaki**
Come on. If you're gonna flirt with anyone,
**[03:54] Amaaki**
go flirt with that hottie over there.
**[03:56] Flirt 1**
Huh? Oh, come on. That's a bit...
***SIGN*** Get over there...
**[04:03] Sign**
Would you like to get some tea, miss?
**[04:05] Old lady**
Try again when you're actually hot.
**[04:10] Amaaki**
You okay?
**[04:11] Beniko**
Huh?! Y-Yeah...
**[04:14] Amaaki**
Well, good.
**[04:19] Mamekichi**
You dumb doppelganger!
**[04:20] Mamekichi**
How can you sully our Seimei-kun
by having him do awesome deeds?!
**[04:25] Amaaki**
Wha... What's your problem?!
**[04:26] Mamekichi**
Shut up!
**[04:27] Mamekichi**
In the first place, Seimei-kun would
never wear such fancy clothes!
**[04:31] Amaaki**
Huh?
**[04:32] Mamekichi**
Seimei-kun wears clothes that his mom
bought during a three-for-1,000-yen deal.
**[04:36] Mamekichi**
Yeah! I said it!
**[04:38] Haruaki**
Oh, there you are!
**[04:39] Haruaki**
Sano-kun!
***SIGN*** Haruaki
**[04:42] Sano**
Seimei!
**[04:43] Haruaki**
I'm sorry about earlier!
**[04:45] Haruaki**
It was really just a little joke! Don't be mad!
**[04:49] Sano**
You're so gross!
**[04:50] Amaaki**
Haru!
**[04:53] Haruaki**
Ame?
**[04:55] Sano**
So...
**[04:58] Sano**
I didn't expect you to have a twin.
**[05:00] Haruaki**
Yeah. He's my older brother, Amaaki.
**[05:02] Haruaki**
And I'm Haruaki.
**[05:04] Haruaki**
So, Ame, these are all my students.
**[05:08] Haruaki**
The one in this plastic bottle, too.
**[05:10] Hijita**
Why the hell am I currently cocoa?!
**[05:12] Beniko**
What were we supposed to do?
This car only seats five.
**[05:15] Mamekichi**
You could've just ridden on Sano-kun's lap.
**[05:18] Hijita**
Like I'd ever do anything that gross!
**[05:22] Mamekichi**
Hey, you! What's with that attitude?!
**[05:25] Beniko**
Like you can talk.
You're the one who punched him.
**[05:28] Haruaki**
Sorry. I think Ame's always hated
ghosts and youkai and stuff.
**[05:34] Sano**
You don't handle them very well yourself.
**[05:36] Haruaki**
What I really can't handle are middle
schoolers hanging out at convenience stores.
**[05:42] Mamekichi**
By the way, Seimei-kun,
the clothes you're wearing...
**[05:46] Haruaki**
Huh? I don't really get clothes or fashion,
**[05:49] Haruaki**
so I'm just wearing a shirt that mom
bought during a three-for-1,000-yen deal.
**[05:52] Mamekichi**
I see!
**[05:54] Mamekichi**
I love you, Seimei-kun!
**[05:59] Haruaki**
This is my home.
**[06:01] Mamekichi**
Wow, look at that gate!
**[06:05] Sano**
*A torii gate...*
**[06:07] Haruaki**
I explained everything to my mom.
**[06:09] Haruaki**
My dad left for work early this morning,
so I'll explain it to him later.
**[06:13] Haruaki**
So don't wor—
**[06:13] Dad**
Haru! You came home!
**[06:18] Haruaki**
Budapest!
**[06:19] Dad**
That's the capital of Hungary!
**[06:21] Mamekichi**
Huh? Who's that, Seimei-kun?
**[06:23] Haruaki**
It's just some ghost that's bound here!
**[06:25] Haruaki**
It's been wandering around here
lately and bothering people.
**[06:29] Mom**
Haru.
**[06:31] Mom**
Are your students here?
**[06:35] Mom**
Oh, my! What happened, sweet—
**[06:38] Haruaki**
Tofu!
**[06:39] Haruaki**
Mom! I'd love some miso soup with sweet tofu!
**[06:43] Mom**
Oh, really?
**[06:46] Haruaki**
I told you! It's a secret to my
students that my house is a shrine!
**[06:50] Mom**
Oh! Right! My lips are sealed!
**[06:54] Mom**
Okay, everyone. Please come in.
**[06:57] Sano**
Er... Are we just gonna
leave this guy in the road?
**[07:00] Mom**
He's, uh...
**[07:02] Mom**
a fairy that's been living
in our house for ages.
**[07:05] Mom**
You know, like the one in urban legends.
**[07:07] Mom**
He's like the small old man.
**[07:11] Small old man**
The Small Old Man. Apparently, something
good will happen if you see one.
***SIGN*** "Small Old Man"
**[07:15] Hijita**
Er, what we're seeing is clearly
a normal, big, old guy.
**[07:19] Mom**
Oh, my! That must mean you'll
be billionaires in the future!
**[07:24] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko**
For real?!
**[07:25] Mom**
For real, for real.
**[07:26] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko**
That's awesome!
**[07:28] Haruaki and Sano**
*They actually believe her.*
**[07:31] Sano**
They definitely seem like your parents.
**[07:33] Haruaki**
Right?
**[07:38] Mom**
I've never seen Haru with anyone
other than Ame! I'm so happy!
**[07:42] Haruaki**
Mom, they're not "people." They're youkai.
**[07:46] Mamekichi**
Ma'am, what was Seimei-kun
like when he was little?
***SIGN*** Haruaki
***SIGN*** Mamaaki
**[07:50] Mom**
He was exactly the same as he is now.
***SIGN*** Haruaki
**[07:53] Mom**
Even when he was a baby.
***SIGN*** Haruaki
***SIGN*** Haruaki
***SIGN*** Haruaki
**[07:57] (Flashback) Mom**
Sweetie! Ame stood up!
***SIGN*** Ame
**[08:00] (Flashback) Mom**
You're almost there, Haru.
**[08:02] (Flashback) Dad**
You've got this!
**[08:03] (Flashback) Neighbor**
Sorry! The wind blew my laundry over here!
***SIGN*** Haru
***SIGN*** Haru
***SIGN*** Haru
***SIGN*** Haru
***SIGN*** Haru
***SIGN*** Haru
**[08:11] (Flashback) Mom**
Haru stood—
**[08:12] (Flashback) Mom and Dad**
He's walking!
**[08:15] Mom**
And then he gallantly went to pick up
the sailor uniform that blew over.
**[08:19] Hijita**
Seriously... Did something happen with
you and uniforms in your past life?
**[08:25] Mom**
So, is Haru...
**[08:27] Dad**
Pardon me...
**[08:30] Mom**
...doing a good job as a teacher?
**[08:32] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko**
*Huh? A good job?*
***SIGN*** Modern
Japanese
**[08:37] Hijita**
I mean... he doesn't lose hope when
I throw mud at him during class.
**[08:41] Beniko**
He doesn't lose hope when his
fellow teachers try to kill him.
**[08:46] Mamekichi**
He doesn't lose hope for tons
of other reasons, either.
**[08:49] Mom**
Wow! Haru must be really tough!
**[08:52] Haruaki**
*Ugh! All my memories suck!*
**[08:56] Amaaki**
See? I told you.
**[09:00] Amaaki**
Haru's not capable of being a teacher.
**[09:03] Mom**
Ame! How could you say that?
**[09:05] Amaaki**
Hey, Mom. *Hermondes* is on TV.
**[09:09] Mom**
Oh, I almost forgot!
**[09:11] Mom**
*Hermondes*! *Hermondes*!
**[09:14] Amaaki**
Hey, blondie.
**[09:16] Amaaki**
You know most of the details, don't you?
**[09:18] Amaaki**
Haru and youkai don't go well together.
**[09:22] Sano**
You're right.
**[09:23] Amaaki**
Which means...
**[09:26] Amaaki**
Go on. Get outta here.
**[09:29] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko**
What's the big idea?!
**[09:30] Amaaki**
I'm gonna make him quit school.
**[09:33] Haruaki**
You're not the boss of me!
**[09:36] Amaaki**
In the end, humans and youkai...
**[09:38] Amaaki**
live in completely separate worlds.
**[09:41] Amaaki**
Never come close to Haru again.
**[09:46] Mamekichi**
Hey! Don't mess with us, Doppel!
**[09:53] Sano**
That's too bad. I bought five different
kinds of uniforms as a gift...
**[09:59] Sano**
I guess I can't give them to you now.
**[10:02] Haruaki**
S-Sano-kun...
**[10:07] Haruaki**
Is that... true, Sa—
**[10:13] Sano**
All right. Let's head home.
**[10:15] Haruaki**
Huh?! Hey, wait—
**[10:17] Small Old Man**
Thank you for watching!
***SIGN*** Thank you
for watching!!
***SIGN*** Please look forward to
seeing Haruaki-sensei
in the next life!!
**[10:19] Small Old Man**
Please look forward to seeing
Haruaki-sensei in the next life!
**[10:22] Haruaki**
Wait! Don't end the show!
**[10:24] Haruaki**
Please have some hope for me in this life still!
***SIGN*** Thank you
for watching!!
***SIGN*** Please look forward to
seeing Haruaki-sensei
in the next life!!
***SIGN*** Thank you
for watching!!
***SIGN*** Please look forward to
seeing Haruaki-sensei
in the next life!!
***SIGN*** Thank you
for watching!!
***SIGN*** Please look forward to
seeing Haruaki-sensei
in the next life!!
***SIGN*** Thank you
for watching!!
***SIGN*** Please look forward to
seeing Haruaki-sensei
in the next life!!
**[10:29] Haruaki**
It'll go on a little bit longer.
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[10:38] Haruaki**
Ame! How could you do that to all of them?
**[10:41] Amaaki**
This is for your sake.
**[10:43] Amaaki**
If you truly care about them,
then you shouldn't go back.
**[10:48] Hijita**
Uh...
***SIGN*** Mame
again
**[10:50] Hijita**
Maybe chill with that brother
complex of yours, dude.
**[10:53] Haruaki**
Hijita-kun! Maizuka-kun!
**[11:00] Haruaki**
Ame?!
**[11:02] Amaaki**
Youkai... Youkai...
**[11:04] Haruaki**
I had no idea Ame had this
much trouble around youkai...
**[11:08] Mom**
I'm sorry Ame was so rude to you.
**[11:12] Mom**
Honestly, where did his
brother complex go wrong?
**[11:15] Haruaki**
I know he's doing this for my sake, but...
**[11:19] Haruaki**
Ame would always pick fights
with so many people, so...
**[11:24] (Flashback) Student 1**
I heard the Abe brothers
punched a third-year senpai.
**[11:27] (Flashback) Student 2**
Yikes! Better stay away.
***SIGN*** Let's go,
Haru
**[11:28] Amaaki**
Let's go, Haru
**[11:29] (Flashback) Haruaki**
H-Huh?!
**[11:31] Haruaki**
I wasn't able to make any friends.
**[11:34] All**
That's unfortunate.
**[11:37] Mom**
Oh, right! I have a request for all of you.
**[11:41] Mom**
Our shri—
***SIGN*** Wisteria
Festival
***SIGN*** Abe
Shrine
**[11:43] Mom**
Ahem. The shrine next door
is having a festival tonight,
***SIGN*** Abe Shrine
**[11:47] Mom**
so I was wondering if you
could help with the stalls.
**[11:50] Haruaki**
I also came home to help with those...
**[11:53] Haruaki**
But considering the state Ame's in,
**[11:55] Haruaki**
it'd be great if you guys could help.
**[12:03] Mamekichi**
So many stalls!
**[12:05] Haruaki**
I'd like you guys to help with the
yoyo fishing and the shooting game.
**[12:09] Mamekichi**
I wanna do the shooting game.
**[12:10] Hijita**
Me, too!
***SIGN*** Shooting
Game
**[12:12] Beniko**
But man, these prizes
sure don't motivate you.
***SIGN*** Shooting
Game
**[12:16] Beniko**
Do you even get customers?
**[12:18] Mandragora**
Oh, no!
**[12:18] Mamekichi**
Then let's include some of these mandragoras
randomly growing around here as prizes, too!
**[12:22] Haruaki**
Do those just grow wherever?!
**[12:25] Mamekichi**
See? Isn't this much better?
**[12:27] Mandragoras**
Just try and hit us!
**[12:30] Haruaki**
In that case...
**[12:32] Mandragora**
Pathetic!
**[12:33] Haruaki**
This is impossible!
**[12:35] Mamekichi**
Sano-kun, any idea how to make this more fun?
**[12:39] Sano**
Well...
***SIGN*** Haruaki
**[12:42] Sano**
Why not make it point-based?
Make a target, like this.
**[12:46] Haruaki**
Hey.
**[12:47] Sano**
What? You want me to add
a target to your crotch, too?
**[12:52] Haruaki**
Hey.
**[12:53] Hijita**
Well, we can use mud balls so it doesn't hurt.
**[12:56] Hijita**
Then Haruaki won't have
anything to complain about.
**[12:58] Haruaki**
I have nothing but complaints!
**[13:02] Beniko**
Hey, Seimei, watch out.
**[13:04] Haruaki**
Your warning's a bit late!
**[13:06] Beniko**
Heck yeah! I won a Chuiwich!
**[13:08] Haruaki**
Hey! The crowd's going to be here soon.
***SIGN*** Baby Castella
***SIGN*** Shooting
Game
**[13:11] Haruaki**
Also, we're not at youkai school
right now, so no doing youkai things!
***SIGN*** Spiral Potatoes
**[13:15] Sano**
I didn't do anything youkai-ish.
**[13:17] Haruaki**
True. But you also did
the most inhuman thing.
**[13:32] Haruaki**
What's with this lineup?
***SIGN*** Yoyo Fishing
**[13:34] Sano**
Are you feeling better?
**[13:36] Amaaki**
I can't sleep on my mom's lap forever.
**[13:39] Amaaki**
And I don't want to rely on you youkai, either.
**[13:42] Sano**
Oh, I see.
**[13:43] Haruaki**
Er, I'll go buy us something
to eat. What do you guys want?
**[13:47] Amaaki**
Thanks, Haru. I'll have yakisoba.
**[13:50] Sano**
A candied apple, baby castella,
cotton candy, takoyaki,
**[13:54] Sano**
a chocolate banana, and a spiral potato.
**[13:56] Amaaki**
Hey, show some restraint.
**[14:03] Amaaki**
*Crap. I'm alone with a yakubyougami.*
**[14:07] Amaaki**
Damn it... If only I had the power
to exorcise demons, like Haru!
**[14:12] Sano**
You don't have the power to exorcise demons?
**[14:15] Amaaki**
It's not just me.
**[14:17] Amaaki**
The power to exorcise demons was
passed down through generations,
**[14:21] Amaaki**
but it got weaker with each one
as the bloodline got thinner.
**[14:23] Amaaki**
Our shrine is also just a normal shrine.
***SIGN*** Wagyu Steak Skewers
**[14:27] Sano**
I thought it was a bit weird
that Mame and the others
**[14:29] Sano**
didn't seem to notice
anything at this shrine.
**[14:32] Sano**
That must be why.
**[14:35] Sano**
But in that case, what's the
deal with Seimei's powers?
**[14:39] Sano**
He definitely doesn't seem to be weak.
**[14:41] Amaaki**
That's because...
**[14:43] Amaaki**
Apparently, Haru received a stronger
version of our family's powers at birth.
**[14:49] Amaaki**
A long time ago...
**[14:52] (Flashback) Dad**
Ame...
**[14:55] (Flashback) Dad**
Don't go near that door.
**[14:58] (Flashback) Amaaki**
Why?
**[14:59] (Flashback) Dad**
There's a super scary youkai in there.
**[15:02] (Flashback) Amaaki**
A youkai?! I-Is it strong?
***SIGN*** Grandpaaki
**[15:06] Dad**
Your great-grandfather just
barely managed to seal it away.
**[15:11] (Flashback) Dad**
The only one who can defeat it is probably
one of our super powerful ancestors.
***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** Two
***SIGN*** One
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***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** Three
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***SIGN*** Three
**[15:27] (Flashback) Amaaki**
Dad! The door's broken!
**[15:34] (Flashback) Dad and Amaaki**
Sheeeh!
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[15:42] Small Old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
**[15:45] Small Old Man**
Shunoban.
**[15:46] Small Old Man**
If you run into this guy, he'll steal
your soul, like the Grim Reaper.
**[15:53] (Flashback) Amaaki**
I-I've gotta run!
**[16:04] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Ame?
**[16:06] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Ame!
**[16:07] (Flashback) Haruaki**
There's trouble! Big trouble!
**[16:09] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Huh? It won't open.
**[16:11] (Flashback) Amaaki**
H-Haru!
**[16:13] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Ame! Open up!
**[16:15] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Come on, Ame!
**[16:17] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Open up!
**[16:22] (Flashback) Amaaki**
Haru!
**[16:24] (Flashback) Amaaki**
Ru—
**[16:25] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Jeez, don't be so mean!
**[16:38] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Oh, you're supposed to pull
on this door, not push.
**[16:47] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Ame! This is huge!
**[16:49] (Flashback) Haruaki**
There's a super cute uniform on TV!
**[16:52] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Let's watch together!
**[16:54] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Come on! Come on!
**[16:59] Amaaki**
When Haru was little, he mixed
our dad's Kansai dialect
**[17:02] Amaaki**
and our mom's Tokyo dialect
together and sounded super weird.
**[17:07] Amaaki**
But that was another dumb thing
that made him stupidly cute and...
**[17:11] Sano**
* Pretty sure that wasn't the*
* moral of this flashback.*
**[17:16] Sano**
Then you should've told Haruaki about youkai
and his power to exorcise demons earlier.
**[17:21] Amaaki**
The thing is...
**[17:23] Amaaki**
Before Haru could actually
acknowledge any youkai existing,
**[17:26] Amaaki**
he'd end up exterminating
them or chasing them away,
**[17:29] Amaaki**
so I kept losing my chances to tell him.
**[17:32] Amaaki**
He was just too powerful, so I gave
him some beads to help control that.
**[17:37] Sano**
Why is it just him?
**[17:40] Sano**
His deviancy is probably the
only unique trait he needed.
**[17:43] Amaaki**
This is just my speculation, but...
**[17:46] Amaaki**
Do you believe in reincarnation?
**[17:50] Sano**
I don't believe in anything
unscientific like that.
**[17:52] Amaaki**
Says the literal yakubyougami.
***SIGN*** Yakubyougami
**[17:57] Amaaki**
Anyway, I don't approve of
Haru going to youkai school.
**[18:01] Amaaki**
I couldn't care less if any
of you got exterminated.
**[18:08] Amaaki**
But I don't want Haru getting hurt.
**[18:15] Sano**
If that ever happens, I'll deal with it.
***SIGN*** Yoyo Fishing
**[18:19] Amaaki**
What?
**[18:20] Sano**
It's true that Seimei's powers are strong.
**[18:20] Haruaki**
Sorry to keep—
**[18:23] Sano**
But compared to Mame and the others,
**[18:25] Sano**
the power to exorcise demons shouldn't
work as much on a yakubyougami.
**[18:31] Sano**
If there's a chance that the
youkai are going to be harmed...
**[18:38] Sano**
I'll be there to stop him.
**[18:43] Amaaki**
Like I could ever trust a yakubyougami!
**[18:46] Sano**
What are you talking about?
**[18:48] Sano**
It's not me that you don't
trust. It's your brother.
**[18:53] Sano**
If you actually have a brother complex,
**[18:55] Sano**
then you need to believe in how hard he's
trying to be a teacher and support him.
**[19:00] Sano**
He's basically risking his life for this job.
**[19:05] Sano**
It's true that he's a pervert
and mean, but somehow cocky.
**[19:08] Sano**
He always ends up in some kind
of trouble when he's working.
**[19:12] Sano**
But...
**[19:13] Sano**
I think the fact that he still does his best
**[19:17] Sano**
is what makes him a great teacher.
**[19:24] Sano**
Gah.
**[19:25] Haruaki**
S-S-S-Sano-kun!
***SIGN*** Yoyo Fishing
**[19:31] Haruaki**
I'm happy! I'm so happy!
**[19:35] Haruaki**
I-I also want to do my best
as a teacher at youkai school!
**[19:39] Haruaki**
From now on and forever!
**[19:42] Amaaki**
Haru...
**[19:43] Sano**
Uh-huh... and?
**[19:52] Haruaki**
I'm sorry, Sano-kun! I'm so sorry!
**[19:55] Haruaki**
Huh? Hey, wait! What're you gonna do?
**[19:57] Haruaki**
Untie me!
**[19:59] Haruaki**
Wait, *that*?!
**[20:01] Sano**
Stay perfectly still.
**[20:03] Haruaki**
Wait, no...
**[20:05] Sano**
This is gonna be a lot of fun!
**[20:05] Amaaki**
Well, do your best.
***SIGN*** Don't try this at home, kids
**[20:13] Small Old Man**
Don't try this at home, kids.
**[20:19] Mom**
Okay, Haru. Be careful getting back.
**[20:22] Haruaki**
I will. Thanks, Mom.
**[20:24] Dad**
Your fath— This fairy
is also rooting for you.
**[20:28] Haruaki**
Thanks, random fairy guy.
**[20:32] Amaaki**
Hey, Yakubyougami.
**[20:35] Amaaki**
I'm leaving Haru to you.
**[20:38] Sano**
Yeah, sure.
***SIGN*** Shinkansen Tracks
**[20:40] Announcement**
*The Nozomi 13 departing at 10:17*
**[20:45] Announcement**
*is now arriving on track 22.*
**[20:51] Haruaki**
Hey! Our Shinkansen is the
one that just got announced!
**[20:54] All**
What?!
**[20:54] Haruaki**
Let's go, everyone! See you later!
**[21:01] Mom**
Looks like Haru's doing good as a teacher.
**[21:04] Dad**
Yeah.
**[21:09] Old lady**
Darling.
**[21:10] Flirt**
Honey.
**[21:12] Haruaki**
We barely made it.
**[21:15] Hijita**
Anyway, we're going home already, Seimei?
**[21:18] Haruaki**
Yeah. I just couldn't wait
to get back to school.
**[21:29] Sano**
Hey, look.
**[21:31] Haruaki**
Ame?
**[21:33] Sano**
What's he saying?
**[21:35] Hijita**
No idea.
**[21:38] Haruaki**
I understood him.
**[21:41] Haruaki**
We're twins, after all!
**[21:43] Amaaki**
*Haru! Do your best!*
**[21:44] Amaaki**
*Your big brother's rooting for you!*
***SIGN*** Haruaki
**[21:47] Haruaki**
Yeah, I'll be okay. Don't worry.
**[21:54] Amaaki**
Haru!
**[21:58] Amaaki**
Haru...
**[22:02] Amaaki**
That Shinkansen...
***SIGN*** Sanyo Kyushu Shinkansen
Bound for Hiroshima and Hakata
***SIGN*** Nozomi 13 10:17 Hakata
***SIGN*** Kodama 131 10:25
**[22:05] Amaaki**
is headed to Hakata.
***SIGN*** Hakata
**[22:07] Small Old Man**
That's the opposite direction.