18 - The Temporary Teacher, Ebisu-sensei

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SIGN    Faculty Room
[00:03] Principal
    All right. Is everyone ready?
[00:06] Principal
    Now, if you'll introduce yourself.
[00:08] Ebisu
    I've come here to better relations
    between gods and ayakashi.
[00:12] Ebisu
    I'll be serving as a temporary
    teacher here at Hyakki Academy.
[00:18] Ebisu
    I'm the god of fortune, Isaburou Ebisu.
[00:22] Haruaki
    You're the guy from Tokyo!
[00:24] Haruaki
    Ah, Abe-sensei. I figured I'd see you here.
[00:29] Haruaki
    So you're a teacher who's also a god.
    No wonder you knew about youkai.
[00:34] Ebisu
    Yup. We ended up not seeing each other
    again, so I didn't get to tell you.
[00:40] Ebisu
    We sorta parted in a slight argument, but...
[00:43] (Flashback) Haruaki
    She might be one of my students someday.
[00:48] (Flashback) Ebisu
    I mean, they live in a completely
    different world than you humans.
[00:52] Ebisu
    I hope we can be friends.
[00:57] Haruaki
    Me, too!
[00:59] Haruaki
    Sorry I ended up getting mad.
[01:05] Hatanaka
    I thought their kind didn't like
    interacting with us youkai.
[01:10] Hatanaka
    Times change, I guess.
[01:11] Principal
    Yes, well...
[01:14] Principal
    I can't say I was very fond of
    interacting with the gods, either.
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    Faculty Room
[02:51] Hatanaka
    Oh?
[02:53] Hatanaka
    So you actually met during the whole
    getting-lost-in-Tokyo fiasco.
SIGN    Episode 18
    "The Temporary Teacher,
    Ebisu-sensei"
[02:57] Haruaki
    Isn't it a strange coincidence?
[02:59] Miki
    But wow, a god of fortune? That's so cool!
[03:02] Miki
    I hope we can be friends!
[03:04] Hatanaka
    Here we go.
[03:04] Miki
    Can you make money appear?
[03:06] Ebisu
    No... I can't do that.
[03:09] Haruaki
    But it took so long for you
    to consider me a friend...
[03:15] Hatanaka
    I have a class with the first-years,
    so I'll see you later.
[03:18] Haruaki
    Me, too. Ebisu-sensei.
[03:21] Haruaki
    I have a class with Class 3 during
    second period, so let's go together then.
[03:24] Ebisu
    Sure.
[03:26] Miki
    I don't have a class first period, so I'm
    going to get closer to Ebisu-sensei.
[03:32] Hatanaka
    Ebisu-sensei.
[03:33] Hatanaka
    About 90% of what that guy says is pure
    flattery, so don't take him seriously.
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
[03:37] Haruaki
    Also, don't let him borrow any money,
[03:39] Haruaki
    even if he begs!
[03:42] Miki
    Look at all of you, gangin' up on me.
[03:45] Miki
    So...
[03:46] Miki
    What's a god like you doing at a youkai school?
[03:53] Ebisu
    You don't need to be so guarded.
[03:57] Ebisu
    I heard about this exchange program
    between non-humans, so I just signed up.
[04:02] Ebisu
    Besides, this school has gods like us
[04:05] Ebisu
    and a god who fell from godhood
    and turned into a youkai.
[04:09] Ebisu
    I just wanted to see how
    those folks were doing.
[04:14] Ebisu
    Though Abe-sensei's powers
    are a bit troublesome,
[04:18] Ebisu
    so I'll do my best not to provoke him too much.
[04:20] Ebisu
    Even though his power may
    not affect god powers
[04:23] Ebisu
    as strongly as it does youkai spirit energy,
[04:25] Ebisu
    it does seem to dispel divine
    energy at least a little.
[04:29] Ebisu
    And I'm not used to having my
    powers drained like you are.
[04:34] Ebisu
    Isn't that right,
[04:35] Ebisu
    little shuten-douji who was weakened...
[04:39] Ebisu
    by his own mother?
[04:42] Miki
    This little...
[04:44] Ebisu
    Now, now. Let's keep things
    civil and just get along.
[04:48] Ebisu
    I'm sure you also have
    something at this school that...
[04:53] Ebisu
    you want to protect.
[04:57] Miki
    Something I want to protect, eh?
[05:02] Miki
    I'm sure that applies to both of us.
[05:06] Miki
    I happened to be his teacher
    during his first year.
[05:10] Miki
    I did a bit of research.
[05:13] Miki
    Don't assume that I don't
    know anything about y'all.
[05:18] Ebisu
    My, my, you're a tough egg to crack.
[05:21] Miki
    And so are you.
[05:23] Ebisu; Miku
    God, he's insufferable.
[05:26] Mandragora
    Second period!
SIGN    Class 2-3
[05:28] Haruaki
    This is Class 2-3, the class you'll
    be assisting with for a month.
[05:33] Haruaki
    They're all really great kids.
[05:36] Ebisu
    Huh...
[05:37] Haruaki
    Once you go in, you'll greet them and...
[05:39] Mamekichi
    Ah! Morning, Seimei-kun.
[05:43] Haruaki
    You're both late. It's already 10 AM.
[05:46] Mamekichi
    Well, there was a feature about
    kittens on the morning show,
[05:50] Mamekichi
    and Sano-kun just refused to leave.
[05:55] Sano
    You're...
[05:56] Ebisu
    Mii-kun...
[05:59] Ebisu
    What's with that hair?
[06:00] Haruaki
    Oh, don't worry. He may be blond,
    but he's not a delinquent.
[06:06] Haruaki
    His name is Mikoto Sano-kun,
[06:08] Haruaki
    and the little one on his back
    is Mamekichi Maizuka-kun.
[06:11] Ebisu
    It's nice to meet you,
    Sano-kun, Maizuka-kun.
[06:18] Haruaki
    Come to think of it, when I first saw you,
[06:21] Haruaki
    I thought you looked like Sano-kun.
[06:23] Haruaki
    Maybe you're distant relatives!
[06:25] Sano
    You're just imagining things.
[06:27] Haruaki
    Sano-kun?
[06:29] Mandragora
    Okay, listen up!
[06:31] Ebisu
    So, yeah. I'll be this class's
    assistant teacher for a while.
[06:35] Ebisu
    My name is Isaburou Ebisu.
SIGN    Isaburou Ebisu
[06:37] Haruaki
    Ebisu-sensei is a god of fortune.
[06:39] Haruaki
    Make sure you're all nice—
[06:41] Marilyn
    Hey, isn't he kinda hot?
[06:43] Hijita
    Since you're a god of fortune,
[06:44] Hijita
    I'll offer you ten yen a day if
    you can get me a girlfriend!
[06:49] Kurahashi
    Hey, he looks like Sano-kun.
[06:51] Toubyou
    Do you know each other?
[06:52] Sano
    No, I don't know him.
[06:54] Mamekichi
    Toubyou-kun!
[06:57] Mamekichi
    If you say that, then I'd be a relative
    to mandragoras or a human-faced fish.
[07:02] Mandragora
    One of us...
[07:02] Toubyou
    True...
[07:04] Kurahashi
    You also look like Yanagida-kun.
[07:06] Mamekichi
    What? No I don't.
[07:08] Mamekichi
    Don't compare me to that classless face.
[07:12] Yanagida
    Hey! I can hear you!
SIGN    Let's write
    a haiku
[07:14] Haruaki
    A-Anyway, Ebisu-sensei will be
    teaching this class with me today.
SIGN    Let's write
    a haiku
[07:18] Haruaki
    For our Japanese lesson today,
    we'll be writing haikus.
SIGN    Let's write
    a haiku
SIGN    Let's write
    a haiku
[07:21] Ebisu
    So you're not teaching grammar
    in high school Japanese classes?
SIGN    Super Awesome Haiku Writers:
    Banshou Matsuo
     Issa Kobayashi
    Buson Yosa
    Haiku are written as 5-7-5 syllable lines
    with a total of 17 syllables. If they become
    too long, they're just regular poems, so 
    be careful.
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[07:26] Ebisu
    There's ruby text all over the textbook.
[07:29] Ebisu
    Even on the katakana...
[07:31] Nyuudou
    Sensei, you probably think you're in
    a grade school right now, don't you?
[07:35] Ebisu
    Th-That's not true...
[07:39] Tamao
    Well, Seimei's classes do
    feel like grade school ones.
[07:44] Haruaki
    Yet somehow the average test score for this
    supposed "grade school class" is eight?
[07:49] All
    S-Sorry about that.
[07:50] Mandragora
    Haruaki's scary!
[07:54] Mamekichi
    Seimei-kun! I finished my haiku!
SIGN    I am Omame.
    I always transform with bags.
    Omame I am.
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[07:57] Mamekichi
    I am Omame.
[07:59] Mamekichi
    I always transform with bags.
[08:00] Mamekichi
    Omame I am.
[08:01] Tamao
    Hey, Omame. You're missing
    a seasonal word.
[08:04] Mamekichi
    Well, I was born in the fall, and
    "omame," or "bean," is a fall word.
[08:07] Tamao
    Yeah, I don't buy it.
[08:09] Haruaki
    But it's very much you, Maizuka-kun. I like it.
[08:13] Haruaki
    It'd be a shame to correct it.
[08:15] Haruaki
    I can't give you 100 points,
[08:17] Haruaki
    but you can have the
    Haruaki Nobel Prize in Literature.
[08:21] Ebisu
    You don't have to correct the whole thing.
[08:23] Ebisu
    You just have to correct this part.
SIGN    I am Omame.
    I always transform with bags.
    Omame I am. Mame-danuki.
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[08:28] Ebisu
    "Tanuki" is a winter
    seasonal word, after all.
[08:32] Ebisu
    See?
[08:34] Haruaki
    Ah, you're right. Now it's correct!
[08:37] Mamekichi
    Ebisu-sensei, I guess you
    know that I'm a mame-danuki.
[08:41] Mamekichi
    Even though I never mentioned that.
[08:43] Ebisu
    Of course. I've heard a lot about this class.
[08:48] Toubyou
    Ebisu-sensei!
[08:51] Toubyou
    Take a look at Kurahashi's, too.
[08:53] Kurahashi
    N-No, that's okay!
[08:56] Ebisu
    Let's see...
[08:57] Ebisu
    Huh?! This is a hai...ku...?
SIGN    The ham I had for brekfast breakfast
    was 
    awesome.
    Kurahashi
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[09:00] Kurahashi
    The ham I had for breakfast was awesome.
[09:04] Kurahashi
    Kurahashi.
[09:05] Ebisu
    Ham?
[09:06] Kurahashi
    I tried to make one with what I ate today.
[09:09] Ebisu
    Okay. Why don't you keep what you
    have and add how you feel about it?
[09:15] Kurahashi
    Ooh!
[09:18] Haruaki
    S-Sorry I'm not great at teaching.
[09:22] Mamekichi
    It's not your fault, Seimei-kun.
[09:26] Mamekichi
    I just preferred getting your
    Haruaki Nobel Prize over 100 points.
[09:29] Haruaki
    B-But this is probably
    better for your future...
[09:33] Haruaki
    I was being a bit too subjective. Sor—
[09:35] Sano
    Seimei.
[09:38] Sano
    I don't get this part. Teach me.
[09:41] Seimei
    Er, well...
[09:43] Seimei
    Since Ebisu-sensei is here,
    he should probably...
[09:47] Sano
    But I'm asking you.
[09:51] Haruaki
    O-Okay. Then I'll teach you! What part?
[09:55] Sano
    Question 8.
[09:57] Haruaki
    Oh, you got the route
    calculation wrong here.
[10:01] Haruaki
    Wait!
SIGN    Science
[10:02] Haruaki
    Why are you doing math?!
[10:04] Sano
    Oh. So it is math.
[10:07] Sano
    My bad. I wanted to ask you about this.
[10:10] Haruaki
    Oh, the difference between
    stamens and pistils is...
[10:13] Haruaki
    Wait! This is for health class!
SIGN    High School
    Science
[10:15] Sano
    No, it's science, you dumbass!
[10:17] Haruaki
    Oh, you're right! Whoopsies!
[10:20] Sano
    What the hell were you even thinking with
    stamens and pistils being health class?
[10:23] Sano
    You've got the mind of a
    middle schooler, you perv.
[10:26] Haruaki
    No, I don't!
SIGN    Cafeteria
[10:31] Haruaki
    Ebisu-sensei is so clever with his
    teaching, I'm losing confidence.
[10:35] Haruaki
    If I'm doing my best teaching
    them and they're getting
[10:38] Haruaki
    an average of eight on their tests,
    it means I'm not teaching them right.
[10:42] Hatanaka
    Honestly, anyone teaching them
    would yield the same results.
[10:44] Miki
    Don't be so depressed about it.
[10:47] Miki
    The reason everyone's grades
    in Class 3 are so bad is because
[10:50] Miki
    we dumped all the kids
    with bad grades in it.
[10:54] Miki
    Hatanaka-kun said...
[10:56] (Flashback) Hatanaka
    Let's have the new guy Abe
    deal with all of them.
[11:01] Miki
    It was all his idea.
[11:03] Hatanaka
    Oh, shit. He's right. I forgot.
[11:05] Haruaki
    This is the first I'm hearing
    about this, four-eyes.
[11:08] Hatanaka
    M-More importantly, you should eat.
[11:11] Hatanaka
    Lunch break's almost over.
[11:13] Haruaki
    I promised Akisame-kun I'd
    help him study during lunch!
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
SIGN    Your hips
    are too low
SIGN    Claw Sharpening
SIGN    Scratch
SIGN    Scratch
[11:18] Haruaki
    I spent the last three days
    after school becoming a cat
SIGN    Food
[11:21] Haruaki
    and making study notes for Akisame-kun.
SIGN    Cat Meeting
SIGN    Uh-huh
[11:23] (Flashback) Cat
    Catnip is god.
[11:24] Haruaki
    I want to make sure he gets
    a 100% on his next test!
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
SIGN    Udon
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[11:27] Hatanaka
    W-Wow... Everything's in the perspective
    of a cat and written in cat.
[11:32] Haruaki
    And so...
[11:36] Haruaki
    I'm gonna go help him study from
    the perspective of a cat, meow!
[11:38] Hatanaka
    Hey! Don't run over there on all fours!
SIGN    Curry
SIGN    Meal Tickets
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SIGN    Udon
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[11:41] Hatanaka
    Run like a human!
SIGN    Curry
SIGN    Curry
SIGN    Curry
[11:43] Hatanaka
    I honestly respect that side of him.
SIGN    Meal Tickets
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[11:47] Miki
    Me, too.
SIGN    Meal Tickets
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SIGN    Meal Tickets
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SIGN    Class 2-3
[11:50] Haruaki
    Akisame-kun—
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
[11:51] Marilyn
    Ebisu-sensei!
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
[11:54] Marilyn
    Help me with my studies, too!
[11:56] Ebisu
    Sure.
[11:57] Daisy
    Do you have a girlfriend, Sensei?
[11:59] Ebisu
    That's a secret.
[12:01] Daisy
    Come on, tell us!
[12:02] Nyuudou
    Tama, why don't you have
    him teach you, too?
[12:05] Mujina
    This dude got a minus 35
    on the last pop quiz.
[12:09] Ebisu
    Minus 35?!
[12:11] Tamao
    Th-That's because I mistook
    math for Japanese.
[12:15] Tamao
    Right before the quiz was over...
[12:18] (Flashback) Tamao
    Huh? Why am I coming up with
    math formulas for Japanese?
[12:23] Tamao
    When I realized it, time was up.
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
[12:27] Ebisu
    Do you want me to help you right now?
[12:30] Ebisu
    I can probably at least get you to 15 points.
[12:33] Tamao
    Hey, that sounds great!
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
[12:44] Beniko
    What's with Seimei?
[12:47] Beniko
    Sano!
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
[12:54] Beniko
    That's...
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[13:06] Sano
    Damn it, where'd he go?
SIGN    Currently barricading myself in here
    Ring bell for service
[13:14] Hatanaka
    So...
SIGN    Currently barricading myself in here
    Ring bell for service
[13:15] Hatanaka
    He couldn't handle how efficient
    the new teacher Ebisu was,
[13:20] Hatanaka
    so he ran and is currently barricading
    himself under his desk clinging to a uniform.
[13:25] Miki
    Oh, dear.
[13:27] Principal
    All right, this is a job for you two.
[13:30] Hatanaka
    Huh? Us?
[13:31] Principal
    Yes, of course it is.
[13:34] Principal
    Previously, he never would've told
    anyone if something was troubling him.
SIGN    Currently barricading myself in here
    Ring bell for service
[13:39] Principal
    Look at how obviously
    he's asking you to notice him.
[13:43] Principal
    That means he's opened
    up his heart that much.
[13:46] Principal
    Though it's honestly a nuisance
    for those not involved in this.
[13:50] Principal
    I don't think he's been able to open
    up to any of the other teachers.
[13:55] Hatanaka
    Uh... Yeah, I guess.
[13:59] Hatanaka
    Oh, fine...
[14:03] Hatanaka
    Haruaki, what's the matter?
[14:04] Hatanaka
    Did you lose your confidence as a teacher?
[14:07] Haruaki
    Uh-huh.
[14:08] Hatanaka
    Don't be so glum.
[14:10] Hatanaka
    Who cares if your students have low grades?
[14:13] Hatanaka
    Don't worry about it.
[14:14] Hatanaka
    It's not like our pay's gonna go down.
[14:17] Principal
    You should probably worry a little more.
[14:19] Haruaki
    Really? You're gonna say that when you
    stuck all the kids with bad grades on me?
[14:23] Hatanaka
    Er... That was just... You know.
[14:26] Hatanaka
    I heard that a super smart
    newbie teacher was coming!
[14:30] Haruaki
    I see. I guess I couldn't
    live up to your expectations.
[14:33] Haruaki
    Sorry about that. After you believed in me...
[14:36] Haruaki
    I guess I just wasn't smart
    enough to live up—
[14:41] Hatanaka
    Quit your damn squirming!
    Are you some squirming maggot?!
[14:44] Hatanaka
    Hurry up and get the hell out here!
[14:47] Nezumi-sensei
    Hatanaka-sensei, calm down!
[14:48] Satou-sensei
    The students are watching!
[14:50] Hatanaka
    You stupid maggot!
[14:52] Principal
    Did he give up on being the serious one?
[14:55] Miki
    I honestly think he forgot he was
    supposed to be the serious one.
SIGN    No Soliciting
SIGN    No Delinquents, Either
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SIGN    No Delinquents, Either
    No Soliciting
    Currently barricading myself in here
    Ring bell for service
[15:01] Principal
    Oh, goodness. Now he's even more shut in.
[15:05] Hatanaka
    Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
[15:07] Miki
    Haruaki-kun.
[15:09] Miki
    We're not saying that you
    shouldn't worry about this.
[15:13] Miki
    We want you to let us worry with you.
[15:17] Miki
    Let's solve this problem together.
[15:20] Miki
    Peacefully.
[15:22] Miki
    That's not flattery. That's how I really feel.
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    Either
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[15:24] Haruaki
    Rintarou-kun...
[15:26] Miki
    I know. I have some good
    news that'll cheer you up.
[15:32] Miki
    Since you were caught up
    in my family's troubles,
[15:34] Miki
    all my sisters, other than Ibara-neechan...
[15:36] Miki
    said they'd happily take your
    virginity from you as an apology.
SIGN    No Soliciting
SIGN    No
    Delinquents,
    Either
SIGN    m 0 0 l 57 0 57 11 0 11
[15:45] Miki
    Maybe I came on a bit too strong.
[15:54] Ebisu
    Abe-sensei's in the faculty room.
[15:59] Sano
    You...
[16:00] Ebisu
    I've been hoping to see you, Mii-kun.
[16:04] Sano
    Why did you come to this school?
[16:06] Sano
    You've always hated youkai.
[16:09] Ebisu
    More importantly, you should
    probably save Abe-sensei.
[16:12] Ebisu
    He's been crying in the faculty room.
[16:15] Ebisu
    Abe-sensei is a really good person.
[16:19] Ebisu
    He's a typical pushover and basically
    prey for bad guys to take advantage of.
[16:25] Ebisu
    He's truly a model stupid human.
[16:28] Ebisu
    We gods have to...
[16:31] Ebisu
    save weaklings like that.
[16:33] Sano
    Save?
[16:35] Sano
    I just need a single uniform
    to take care of that.
[16:38] Ebisu
    Huh?
[16:40] Sano
    More importantly....
[16:41] Sano
    You don't know what makes him a
    good guy, so stop mocking him.
[16:46] Sano
    Thanks for telling me he's
    in the faculty room, though!
[16:50] Ebisu
    Aw, there he goes.
[16:52] Ebisu
    Mii-kun, you're so...
[16:56] Ebisu
    You're so friggin' cute!
[16:59] Ebisu
    You got all grumpy at what I said!
[17:02] Ebisu
    Yeah, I really don't like the fact that my
    adorable little brother is at this shitty school.
SIGN    Faculty Room
[17:10] Sano
    I finally found him and he's
    holed up under his desk.
[17:14] Hatanaka
    Sano, could you bring Akisame?
[17:17] Sano
    There's no need for that.
[17:20] Sano
    Why are you so gloomy?
    Are you Gloomyaki now?
SIGN    No Soliciting
SIGN    m 0 0 l 104 0 104 12 0 10
SIGN    No Delinquents,
    Either
SIGN    m 0 0 l 104 0 104 12 0 12
[17:23] Haruaki
    I am Gloomyaki.
[17:25] Sano
    Come on out here. I'll hear you out.
[17:27] Marshmallow
    Who's the teacher here?
[17:29] Haruaki
    Pout, pout, pout... Pout, pout, pout...
[17:33] Haruaki
    Pout, pout, pout...
[17:34] Sano
    Grr!
[17:35] (Flashback) Ebisu
    We gods have to save weaklings like that.
[17:41] Sano
    Save? This idiot doesn't
    need anything like that.
[17:48] Sano
    You've got some nerve tryin' to ignore me.
[17:52] Haruaki
    Sh-Shano-kun.... Where did
    your kindness from earlier go?
[17:55] Sano
    Nice Sano-kun time is over.
[17:58] Haruaki
    Could I request an extension?
[18:00] Sano
    Shut up.
[18:02] Haruaki
    But...
[18:04] Haruaki
    But I always make you guys get bad grades...
[18:08] (Flashback) Haruaki
    Half of them get zeros.
[18:10] (Flashback) Haruaki
    So I like it.
[18:12] Haruaki
    I always just express how I feel...
[18:14] Haruaki
    I can't actually teach you guys
    cleverly like Ebisu-sensei.
[18:19] Haruaki
    Of course I'm gloomy...
[18:23] Sano
    I'm going to tell you the exact same
    thing you told me over summer vacation.
[18:27] Sano
    Why do you want to be like him?
[18:29] Haruaki
    Huh?
[18:31] (Flashback) Haruaki
    You're still the same ol' Sano-kun.
[18:33] Sano
    You're the same ol' you!
[18:37] Sano
    If Ebisu is able to cleverly
    get Akisame to 15 points,
[18:40] Sano
    then help him get to 100 points
    in your completely stupid way
[18:40] Haruaki
    Go, go, Tamao!
[18:45] Sano
    that's not at all clever!
SIGN    Tamao
[18:46] Haruaki
    Now, jab!
[18:47] Sano
    There are guys who enjoy your weird lessons.
[18:52] Sano
    Like... me...
[18:54] Haruaki
    S-Sano-kun...
[18:57] Tamao
    Ah, Seimei. There you are.
[19:00] Tamao
    What happened to your
    promise to help me study?
[19:03] Haruaki
    Akisame-kun...
[19:04] Haruaki
    I thought you were going to
    have Ebisu-sensei help you...
[19:07] Tamao
    Huh? Why?
[19:08] Tamao
    I mean, he did offer, but...
[19:12] (Flashback) Ebisu
    I can probably at least get you to 15 points.
[19:16] (Flashback) Tamao
    Hey, that sounds great!
SIGN    Cat
    Cat
SIGN    Kanji
    Book
SIGN    Kanji
    Book
SIGN    Kanji
    Book
SIGN    Kanji
    Book
[19:19] (Flashback) Tamao
    But I'll pass.
[19:22] (Flashback) Tamao
    It's not like I dislike you or anything.
    I just want to learn from Seimei.
[19:29] Tamao
    So yeah, I kindly declined.
[19:31] Tamao
    So you need to take responsibility
    and look after me.
[19:34] Tamao
    I've been working through the kanji workbook
[19:37] Tamao
    for cats that you made me since yesterday.
[19:39] Tamao
    Hurry up and praise me!
[19:42] Tamao
    Wait, what's wrong?
[19:46] Beniko
    What? Did you get over being sad already?
SIGN    Akisame-kun's
    Study Notes
SIGN    Oni
[19:50] Beniko
    Here, you dropped this.
[19:51] Beniko
    Also, I figured you might be depressed,
    so I brought some guys to cheer you up.
[19:55] Hijita
    What's wrong, Seimei?
[19:57] Hijita
    Depressed because the awesome new
    temporary teacher outshone you?
[20:01] Nyuudou
    Actually, you guys just need
    to work harder every day.
[20:05] All
    Gulp.
[20:07] Ogoso
    Sensei! You're amazing just the way you are.
SIGN    Oni
[20:11] Toubyou
    Whoa, Ogoso spoke.
[20:13] Hijita
    There's no way we idiots can
    survive without an idiot like you.
[20:20] Students
    Whoa, what's wrong?!
[20:22] Haruaki
    I-I'll do my best!
SIGN    Oni
[20:24] Haruaki
    So that I can... teach you guys... my way...
[20:29] Hijita
    S-Sure. Do your best.
[20:31] Tamao
    I have no idea what's
    going on, but live strong.
[20:34] Haruaki
    I'll do my best to get you all
    to universities that require
[20:37] Haruaki
    a deviation value of 70!
[20:38] Tamao
    Hey, sounds great.
[20:40] Hijita
    Uh, that's a pretty high hurdle.
[20:42] Hijita
    That's higher than Everest!
[20:44] Haruaki
    And then I'll make some
    super amazing company
[20:47] Haruaki
    so I can make more than ten billion a year!
[20:49] Mamekichi
    And now that hurdle's reached space.
[20:52] Sano
    Come on. Stop crying already.
[20:53] Haruaki
    At this rate, I'm going to give all
    of you the Haruaki Nobel Prize!
[20:58] All
    Seriously?
[21:01] Small old man
    The next day...
SIGN    Class 2-3
[21:03] Ebisu
    Okay, for the next problem...
SIGN    Use "somewhat"
    in a short passage
[21:06] Ebisu
    Akisame-kun.
[21:07] Ebisu
    Use "somewhat" in a short passage.
[21:10] Haruaki
    You've got this, Akisame-kun!
[21:11] Tamao
    I want some. Some what?
    Yummy fishcakes.
[21:13] Ebisu
    "I want some. Some what?
    Yummy fishcakes."
[21:17] Ebisu
    I'll give that 100 for feeling.
[21:20] Both
    Yay!
[21:21] Ebisu
    But it'd be a zero on a test.
[21:23] Both
    And now we're sad.
[21:25] Haruaki
    You've all got this!
    Get that deviation value of 70!
[21:29] Sano
    Were you actually serious about that?
[21:31] Haruaki
    We're gonna make ten billion!
[21:32] Beniko
    Not sure how much just telling
    us to do our best is gonna do...
[21:35] Hijita
    I think I'd be more motivated
    if we got something in return.
[21:38] Haruaki
    Good point...
[21:39] Haruaki
    Then I'll give you my
    special photos of uniforms!
[21:43] Students
    No thanks...
[21:44] Ebisu
    Then maybe I'll use my god of fortune
    powers to make something happen
[21:48] Ebisu
    for the students who score in
    the top three on the next test.
[21:57] Haruaki
    I want some of that good luck, too, so I'll
    test and make something good happen!
[22:01] Haruaki
    Gimme uniforms!
[22:03] Tamao
    You're such a sucker for your desires...
[22:05] Ebisu
    Ah, so that's how it is...