1 - Welcome to Hyakki Academy!

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SIGN    Hyakkitei Grill
[00:10] Haruaki
    So this is Hyakki Academy Island.
SIGN    Alcohol
SIGN    Restaurant
SIGN    Soba
SIGN    Fuku Fuku
SIGN    Clothes
[00:14] Haruaki
    They even have convenience
    stores and restaurants.
[00:18] Haruaki
    Hey, that building at the top of the hill
    looks like it might be Hyakki Academy.
SIGN    Hyakki Academy
SIGN    Hyakki
    Academy
[00:23] Haruaki
    Yeah! It must be!
[00:26] Haruaki
    I'm Haruaki Abe.
[00:28] Haruaki
    I'm a teacher who came to work
    at the school on this island.
[00:33] Haruaki
    A year ago, I became a teacher at
    a public high school, but then...
[00:37] (Flashback) Thug
    The hell are you starin' at, huh?
[00:40] Haruaki
    Some delinquents threatened me,
[00:41] Haruaki
    and I fled from the school just
    30 minutes after arriving.
[00:45] Haruaki
    I've spent the whole year since
    then cooped up at home.
[00:49] Haruaki
    I'm very aware of how pathetic this is.
SIGN    Drugstore
[00:53] Haruaki
    But this time, I'm gonna
    be a wonderful teacher!
SIGN    Convenience
[00:56] Haruaki
    And this high school...
SIGN    Hyakki Academy
SIGN    School Pamphlet
[00:58] Haruaki
    has traditional school uniforms.
    It's what I always dreamed of!
SIGN    Male
    Uniform
SIGN    Female
    Uniform
[01:05] Haruaki
    I absolutely love school uniforms!
[01:07] Haruaki
    But it's not like I wear them or have
    any interest in high school girls!
SIGN    Hyakki Academy
[01:18] Haruaki
    Wow...
[01:23] Haruaki
    This building's definitely got presence.
[01:25] Principal
    Thank you for saying so.
[01:29] Principal
    Hey there, Haruaki-kun.
[01:30] Haruaki
    Oh, you're the principal!
[01:32] Principal
    Thank you for coming.
[01:34] Haruaki
    No, no! Thank you very much for hiring me!
[01:38] Principal
    It's my pleasure! Your family's
    helped me out quite often,
[01:42] Principal
    and we need you at this school.
[01:47] Haruaki
    Wow...
[01:48] Haruaki
    No one's ever said they needed me before!
[01:57] Principal
    This is the class you'll be in charge of.
SIGN    Class 2-3
SIGN    Roll Book
[02:01] Principal
    All of your students are
    waiting for you, Abe-sensei.
[02:04] Haruaki
    Right! I'll do my best!
[02:06] Haruaki
    This time, I'm going to
    be a wonderful teacher!
[02:12] Haruaki
    In April, as the cherry blossoms danced,
[02:14] Haruaki
    I became the teacher I always wanted to be.
[02:16] Tamao
    Deadly Move: Kitty-Kitty Attack!
[02:20] Haruaki
    Or at least, I was supposed to...
[02:21] Ren
    That's just a German suplex!
SIGN    Fire
[02:31] Haruaki
    But there are youkai all around me!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    Episode 1
    "Welcome to Hyakki Academy!"
[04:12] Haruaki
    S...
[04:13] Haruaki
    Sorry! Wrong room!
[04:18] Haruaki
    Some strange creature was
    performing a German suplex!
[04:21] Principal
    It's quite common for high
    school boys to wrestle.
[04:24] Haruaki
    That's not the part that freaked me out!
[04:27] Haruaki
    Wh-Wh-What in the world is this school?!
[04:30] Principal
    Hyakki Academy is a youkai school where
    youkai from all over Japan come to learn.
[04:37] Principal
    You will be our school's first...
SIGN    2nd Prep Room
[04:39] Haruaki
    I'm going home!
SIGN    2nd Prep Room
SIGN    2nd Prep Room
[04:40] Principal
    ...human teacher.
[04:44] Haruaki
    The principal's a strange creature, too!
[04:46] Principal
    I'm telling you that I'm a youkai.
[04:48] Principal
    Come, now. Hurry back to your classroom!
[04:50] Haruaki
    N-No way!
[04:55] Haruaki
    I'm gonna quit being a
    teacher and become a baker!
[04:57] Principal
    Just get in your classroom already!
[05:01] Haruaki
    Wait!
[05:11] Haruaki
    U-Um...
SIGN    Fire
[05:23] Mujina
    He's not coming out.
[05:25] Mujina
    He's been under the lectern
    for about 40 minutes now.
[05:28] Ren
    He's not dead under there, is he?
[05:33] Mamekichi
    Sano-kun? What're you going to do?
[05:38] Sano
    Hey.
[05:40] Haruaki
    A human?
[05:42] Sano
    We're not gonna eat you
    or anything, so come out.
[05:44] Haruaki
    Right. I've been wanting to
    come out for a while now,
[05:47] Haruaki
    but I fit so snugly in here
    that I can't seem to get out...
[05:50] Haruaki
    Help me! Pull me out! Please!
[05:53] Sano
    Damn it. Here.
[06:02] Girls
    You pervert!
[06:06] Sano
    Even the girls don't sound that girly.
[06:08] Mamekichi
    Hup.
[06:09] Mamekichi
    Sensei, Sano-kun's a yakubyougami.
[06:12] Mamekichi
    They use their youkai magic to
    bring misfortune upon people.
[06:15] Mamekichi
    Like what happened to you just now.
[06:17] Mamekichi
    But this is rare, Sano-kun.
    You don't usually use your powers.
[06:21] Sano
    I got annoyed, and it just happened.
[06:24] Haruaki
    Unbelievable.
[06:25] Haruaki
    Not only did he strip me naked, he's thoroughly
    wiping off the hand that held mine.
[06:29] Principal
    Haruaki-kun! A moment, please!
[06:33] Principal
    Honestly... We can't have our
    teachers be scared of our students.
[06:37] Haruaki
    I'm not scared of the students!
    I'm scared of the youkai!
[06:39] Principal
    Oh, you're so helpless.
[06:42] Principal
    Here, I'll give you this. Please perk up a bit.
[06:44] Haruaki
    What's this?
[06:46] Principal
    It's a youkai encyclopedia.
SIGN    Laid-Back
    Youkai Dictionary
SIGN    Laid-Back
    Youkai Dictionary
[06:48] Principal
    And also...
SIGN    Super Cute
    Uniform Encyclopedia
SIGN    Super Cute
    Uniform Encyclopedia
[06:51] Haruaki
    Th-This is...
[06:53] Haruaki
    Can I really have this?
[06:54] Principal
    Of course. I have high hopes for you.
[06:57] Principal
    I'm counting on you.
[06:59] Principal
    If you work hard, I'll even
    gift you one of those uniforms.
[07:03] Haruaki
    R-Really?! I-I'll do my best!
SIGN    Haruaki Abe
[07:08] Haruaki
    And so... I'm going to be your
    homeroom teacher starting today.
[07:12] Mamekichi
    Seimei Abeno?
SIGN    Haruaki Abe
[07:14] Haruaki
    Nope.
[07:16] Haruaki
    It's Haruaki Abe.
[07:18] Haruaki
    I'm a human. I-It's a
    pleasure to meet you all.
[07:21] Mujina
    Gah! You're human?
[07:23] Students
    Boo!
[07:23] Haruaki
    Please don't boo me! I'm going to cry!
[07:26] Sano
    Quit crying. Don't be a pain.
[07:30] Haruaki
    That blondie's a bit mean...
SIGN    Roll Book
[07:33] Haruaki
    O-Okay, I'm taking roll.
[07:35] Haruaki
    The nopperabou, Mujina-kun.
[07:37] Mujina
    Huh?
[07:38] Haruaki
    Oh, he actually has a face.
SIGN    Roll Book
[07:41] Haruaki
    The gashadokuro, Utagawa-san.
[07:44] Kuniko
    Here.
[07:44] Haruaki
    Oh, she can turn human.
[07:47] Haruaki
    The cyclops, Nyuudou-kun.
[07:49] Ren
    Huh?
SIGN    Mikoto Sano
SIGN    Yakubyougami
SIGN    Address: Shimane Prefecture
     Izumo City,
    Takamagahara 4-chome
[07:51] Haruaki
    Oh, it's the blondie. So he's a yakubyougami.
[07:55] Haruaki
    Seems fitting somehow.
SIGN    Roll Book
[07:57] Haruaki
    Um... The yakubyougami, Mikoto Sano-kun.
SIGN    Roll Book
[08:03] Haruaki
    He totally ignored me.
[08:06] Haruaki
    Next, the dorotabou, Koutarou Hijita-kun.
[08:10] Mamekichi
    So about Hijita-kun...
[08:12] Mamekichi
    His older sis is getting married in
    Hawaii, so he's there right now.
[08:15] Haruaki
    I see. Thanks for telling me, um...
[08:19] Mamekichi
    I'm the mame-danuki, Mamekichi Maizuka!
[08:22] Haruaki
    Maizuka-kun.
[08:24] Mamekichi
    Yup! Pleased to meet ya, Seimei-kun.
[08:25] Haruaki
    It's Haruaki. Also, if you could add "sensei"—
[08:30] Hijita
    Hey.
[08:31] Mamekichi
    Hiji-tan! You're back from Hawaii?
[08:34] Hijita
    Yup.
[08:36] Hijita
    And here's the totem pole
    I promised I'd get you.
[08:40] Mamekichi
    Whoa, that's awesome! It's the real deal!
[08:42] Hijita
    And I got something for the rest of you, too!
    Chocolate-covered macadamia nuts!
[08:46] Students
    Yeah!
[08:49] Hijita
    Huh? Who's that?
[08:51] Haruaki
    Oh, I'm this class's homeroom
    teacher starting today.
[08:54] Haruaki
    I'm Haruaki Abe. I'm a human.
[08:56] Hijita
    Die, you asshole!
[08:57] Haruaki
    What in the world possessed you to do that?!
[09:01] Mamekichi
    So about Hiji-tan...
[09:02] Mamekichi
    He loves his older sis very much, and
     she married a human, so he's on edge.
[09:06] Sano
    Just saying the word "human"
    is enough to set him off now.
[09:09] Haruaki
    What?! He's clearly just taking
    his anger out on me, then!
[09:13] Haruaki
    What the... Is he slinging mud at me?
[09:15] Haruaki
    That's so mean, Hijita-kun!
[09:16] Hijita
    Shut up! Go drown!
[09:20] Sano
    That's Hijita's youkai magic.
[09:24] Haruaki
    What did I ever do to you?
[09:26] Haruaki
    If you want to hate someone,
    hate your brother-in-law...
[09:29] Sano
    He looks more like a
    dorotabou than Hijita does.
[09:31] Hijita
    We're youkai! What's wrong
    with playing tricks on humans?
[09:35] Hijita
    If you don't like it,
    go back to some human school!
[09:38] Haruaki
    Even if I wanted to go back... I can't.
[09:43] Haruaki
    Because there's no place
    for me in a human school.
[09:48] Haruaki
    Once every three days,
    delinquents would come after me...
[09:50] Haruaki
    Sometimes, grade school kids made me cry...
SIGN    Fire
[09:53] Haruaki
    Not only has no one ever pitied me,
[09:55] Haruaki
    but I've never made a single
    friend ever since I was born.
[09:59] Haruaki
    And yet I was finally
    able to become a teacher!
SIGN    Oni
[10:02] Haruaki
    I'm sorry I'm a human!
[10:04] Haruaki
    But I'm barely getting by as I am!
[10:06] Haruaki
    So you could at least be
    a little nicer to me...
[10:13] Haruaki
    Er... Yeah, that was a joke...
SIGN    Fire
[10:17] Students
    That absolutely was not a joke!
SIGN    Oni
[10:24] Haruaki
    Okay, I'll continue taking attendance, then.
[10:28] Haruaki
    Next, the zashikiwarashi, Beniko Zashiki-san.
SIGN    Oni
[10:32] Haruaki
    Huh? Is Zashiki-san absent today?
[10:34] Mamekichi
    Well, actually, she hasn't been
    here since winter of our first year.
[10:38] Haruaki
    Really?
[10:40] Haruaki
    I see... But we have our
    class photo shoot tomorrow.
[10:45] Haruaki
    I'd like for Zashiki-san to be in it...
[10:48] Haruaki
    Maybe I'll go see her.
[10:50] Mamekichi
    Huh?
[10:52] Hijita
    There's no point in you going.
SIGN    Game Shop
SIGN    2nd
    Floor
SIGN    Karaoke
[10:57] Mamekichi
    There'd be trouble if you caused a
    misunderstanding at the girls' dorm,
[11:00] Mamekichi
    so I was told to keep an eye on you!
[11:02] Haruaki
    What do you mean by that?!
[11:04] Haruaki
    It's my first day and my
    popularity's non-existent?!
[11:06] Mamekichi
    The girls asked me to do it!
[11:08] Mamekichi
    Just in case, I had Sano-kun tag
    along, too. Right, Sano-kun?
[11:13] Haruaki
    There won't be a "just in case"!
    You can stop stretching!
[11:17] Haruaki
    Anyway, I'm really serious about this!
[11:19] Haruaki
    At this rate, Zashiki-san
    is going to be held back!
[11:23] Haruaki
    We need to all be in that class picture!
[11:27] Haruaki
    Zashikiwarashi are youkai
    that bring good luck.
[11:29] Haruaki
    If she came to school, maybe
    my luck would improve, too.
[11:33] Sano
    That's not what you're thinking, is it?
[11:35] Haruaki
    Gulp!
[11:36] Haruaki
    Of course not! Don't be silly!
[11:39] Haruaki
    I-I know! Before we go to the girls' dorm,
    I'll do some research on zashikiwarashi!
[11:43] Sano and Mamekichi
    Right on the nose.
[11:45] Mamekichi
    Say, Seimei-kun. What does that youkai
    dictionary say about mame-danukis?
[11:50] Haruaki
    Let's see.
SIGN    Laid-Back
    Youkai Dictionary
SIGN    Laid-Back
    Youkai Dictionary
[11:52] Small Old Man
    Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
[11:54] Small Old Man
    Mame-danuki stand out amongst tanuki
    youkai because they are smaller.
[11:58] Small Old Man
    Tanuki are known to transform by
    putting leaves on their heads,
[12:01] Small Old Man
    but mame-danuki transform by putting
    nt sacks on their heads. Pretty gross, huh?
[12:06] Haruki
    So do you actually put
    nt sacks on your head?
[12:09] Mamekichi
    N-N-N-No way!
[12:11] Mamekichi
    If that was the case, my transformation
    scenes would need to be censored!
[12:15] Mamekichi
    Look! This was published in the year 2000!
[12:17] Mamekichi
    No wonder the information's old!
[12:19] Mamekichi
    We're in the 21st century now!
[12:20] Haruaki and Sano
    So you wore them until the 20th century?
SIGN    Laid-Back
    Youkai Dictionary
SIGN    Laid-Back
    Youkai Dictionary
[12:24] Haruaki
    But I guess this dictionary
[12:26] Haruaki
    doesn't have an entry for a
    yakubyougami like you, Sano-kun.
[12:30] Mamekichi
    Not only is the information
    old, it's lacking!
[12:32] Mamekichi
    He's being left out!
SIGN    Hyakki Academy
    Girls' Dormitory
SIGN    Hyakki Academy
    Girls' Dormitory
SIGN    Zashiki
[12:45] Haruaki
    She's not answering.
[12:47] Mamekichi
    Hey! Don't worry! I have a plan!
[12:50] Haruaki
    A plan?
[12:51] Mamekichi
    Here I go! Transform!
[12:53] Mamekichi
    Mamekichi Slime! Mamime for short!
SIGN    A mamime draws near
[12:57] Mamekichi
    I'll infiltrate the keyhole
    and then open up the lock!
[13:01] Haruaki
    Amazing!
[13:02] Haruaki
    That's amazing, but that's almost a crime.
[13:04] Sano
    Pretty sure it's not "almost" a crime,
    but "very much" a crime.
SIGN    Keep Out
[13:08] Mamekichi
    Oh?
SIGN    Keep Out
[13:10] Haruaki
    Maizuka-kun!
[13:11] Sano
    Mamime takes 300 damage.
[13:14] Mamekichi
    I guess the door has youkai magic on it.
[13:17] Sano
    Mame!
SIGN    Zashiki
[13:20] Haruaki
    Hm? What's this?
SIGN    Leave. Otherwise I'm gonna
    make a social media account
    using your name and
    occupation and say all kinds
    of inflammatory things.
[13:23] Haruaki
    Talk about an insidious threat!
[13:26] Haruaki
    B-But a threat like this
    means nothing to me!
[13:30] Haruaki
    I'm pretty much socially
    dead to all of my students!
[13:34] Sano
    He's saying something so
    insecure with such confidence.
[13:39] Mamekichi
    Hey, it's from Hiji-tan.
[13:41] Mamekichi
    S-Seimei-kun, look!
SIGN     That time I was holed up at home and some
    annoying male teacher kept ringing my doorbell lol 
    ▼0001 Anonymous Youkai 16:36:51.23
    An overly enthusiastic teacher? Someone's watching
    too many TV dramas lol
    ▼0002 Anonymous Youkai 16:37:18.45
    Lul
    ▼0003 Anonymous Youkai 16:37:32.37
    Rat them out to the PTA
    ▼0004 Anonymous Youkai 16:37:40.56
    He probably just wants to get into the girls' dorm. 
    Let him have a pair of panties or something and he'll
    probably go away
    ▼0005 Anonymous Youkai 16:37:50.81
    Get audio of this and expose him
    ▼0006 Anonymous Youkai 16:38:13.16
    What's he saying?
    ▼0007 Anonymous Youkai 16:38:20.47
    Honestly, the one who let him into the dorm is a bigger
    issue than he is
[13:43] Mamekichi
    It says, "That time I was
    holed up at home and some
[13:45] Mamekichi
    annoying male teacher came to my door lol"
    on an internet message board.
[13:48] Sano
    Jeez... Youkai kids these days are
    so quick to put everything online.
[13:52] Haruaki
    How about I hole up myself?!
[13:54] Haruaki
    Zashiki-san, please open up!
[13:55] Haruaki
    I know you're in there!
[13:55] Beniko
    Yeah, yeah. Get lost, loser.
[13:58] Haruaki
    Zashiki-san! Open up!
[14:05] All
    What?!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[14:16] Mamekichi
    Was there just a sudden wind?
[14:19] Haruaki
    I don't know what happened, but lucky me!
[14:22] Haruaki
    Are you here, Zashiki-san?
[14:25] Haruaki
    There you are, Zashiki-san!
[14:27] Haruaki
    Hey, Zashiki-sa—
[14:28] Beniko
    Shut the hell up!
[14:30] Beniko
    I'm too busy saving the world from peril!
[14:32] Haruaki
    Oh, uh, sorry...
[14:35] Haruaki
    Er, huh? Saving the world from peril?
[14:39] Haruaki
    Are you... playing a game?
[14:41] Beniko
    It's not a game.
[14:43] Beniko
    The world behind this
    screen is my true reality.
[14:47] Beniko
    It's real.
[14:48] Beniko
    Wait, how the hell did you
    guys get into my room?
[14:51] Sano
    Just how detached from reality are you?
[14:54] Mamekichi
    Hey, is that the game
    Hiji-tan recommended to you?
[14:58] Beniko
    Yeah...
[14:59] (Flashback) Hijita
    Hey, Zashiki. This game's
    super fun. Wanna try it out?
[15:04] (Flashback) Beniko
    Really? Yeah, I'll totally borrow it.
[15:06] (Flashback) Hjita
    Wait... You beat it in one night?
[15:08] (Flashback) Beniko
    It was so fun that I couldn't stop.
[15:11] (Flashback) Hijita
    Well, the sequel's coming out next week.
[15:13] (Flashback) Beniko
    For real?!
[15:15] Beniko
    And then one thing led to
    another, and I became a gamer.
[15:19] Beniko
    Before I knew it, my days and nights were
    flipped, and I couldn't get up in the morning.
[15:24] All
    That's so stupid!
[15:26] Sano
    So, wait. It's Hijita's fault
    you became a shut-in?
[15:29] Haruaki
    I thought the reason would be more
    delicate and like a labyrinth to navigate...
[15:36] Haruaki
    I'm begging you! Please come to school!
[15:39] Haruaki
    I mean, you can't save
    the world or start over
[15:42] Haruaki
    if you mess up in school
    like you can in a game...
[15:46] Haruaki
    But I'm sure there are things at school
[15:49] Haruaki
    that you can't enjoy in a game!
    I'm sure of it!
[15:55] Beniko
    You should take your own advice
    and open your eyes to face reality.
[15:59] Beniko
    The reality that you're kowtowing
    and rubbing your head on
[16:01] Beniko
    a high schooler's underwear.
[16:04] Haruaki
    Y-Y-Y-You've got the wrong idea! Really!
[16:06] Haruaki
    I-I have no interest in sports bras!
[16:08] Beniko
    Shut your trap!
[16:12] Mamekichi
    Beniko-chan, come back to school.
[16:15] Beniko
    This teacher's made me
    want to go even less now.
[16:19] Mamekichi
    But Seimei-kun's a really good guy!
[16:21] Mamekichi
    Though he's kind of a loser and cries a lot.
[16:23] Haruaki
    Damn it! That's not a compliment at all!
[16:26] Haruaki
    Zashiki-san! You can be a shut-in
    when you become an adult,
[16:31] Haruaki
    but this is the only time you
    can be a high school student.
[16:33] Haruaki
    This is also the only time you'll
    be able to wear sailor uniforms!
[16:37] Haruaki
    I mean, you have pretty
    black hair, and you're cute!
[16:40] Haruaki
    I'd love to see you in a sailor uniform!
[16:47] Principal
    Now then, everyone. Make sure
    you do your best again today.
SIGN    Faculty Room
[16:56] Haruaki
    Zashiki-san said yesterday that she'd
    show up. I wonder if she really will!
[17:01] Miki
    Sir, that Haruaki Abe guy... Just who is he?
[17:07] Miki
    I can't imagine you'd hire a human
    just because you know his family.
[17:12] Principal
    Well... It was a thousand years ago.
[17:16] Principal
    Back when youkai were much
    more publicly out and about.
[17:22] Principal
    There was a very powerful human
    who could exterminate youkai
[17:25] Principal
    whenever they did anything bad.
[17:30] Principal
    Nowadays, we live in a much
    more human-based society,
[17:32] Principal
    so we aren't as out and about anymore.
[17:36] Principal
    But his ancestors inherited these powers
[17:39] Principal
    and are currently running a
    shrine as they protect the land.
SIGN    Abe Shrine
[17:44] Principal
    And the second son of that family—
[17:47] Principal
    the one who most strongly inherited
    these powers—is Haruaki Abe-kun.
[17:53] Principal
    It's true that if he's up against
    humans, he's quite weak.
[17:56] Principal
    But to us youkai, Haruaki-kun
    is a very powerful figure.
[18:04] Principal
    He might also be a great
    inspiration to the students.
[18:08] Principal
    I do wonder...
[18:10] Principal
    Will the fact that I invited him to our
    school work in our favor or will it not?
[18:14] Principal
    I'm excited to find out.
[18:17] Sano
    I see.
[18:19] Sano
    So that thing he did back there...
[18:22] Sano
    was his exorcism power.
[18:26] Sano
    How interesting.
[18:29] Mamekichi
    Morning, Seimei-kun!
[18:33] Mamekichi
    Aw, I'm sorry, Seimei-kun!
[18:36] Haruaki
    Oh, good morning, Maizuka-kun.
[18:39] Sano
    What're you doing?
SIGN    Super Cute
    Uniform Encyclopedia
SIGN    Super Cute
    Uniform Encyclopedia
[18:43] Haruaki
    Uh... The principal gave that to me!
[18:46] Haruaki
    It must've gotten mixed
    up in my school supplies!
[18:49] Haruaki
    It's my precious—
[18:50] Sano
    You perv.
[18:51] Mamekichi
    Don't worry, Seimei-kun.
[18:53] Mamekichi
    I promise I won't tell anyone.
[18:56] Haruaki
    Maizuka-kun's eyes look so kind.
[19:01] Beniko
    Hello? You guys are in the way.
[19:04] Haruaki
    Zashiki-san! You came!
[19:06] Haruaki
    Wow! That red hoodie looks
    great with your sailor uniform!
[19:17] Haruaki
    She's wearing pants under her skirt!
[19:21] Beniko
    Why do you look like some ghost in a photo?
[19:24] Haruaki
    Zashiki-san! Wearing pants underneath
    your skirt violates the dress code—
[19:28] Haruaki
    er, violates school rules!
[19:29] Beniko
    What?
[19:31] Sano
    Apparently he has a uniform fetish.
[19:35] Haruaki
    Wh-Why'd you say that, Sano-kun?
[19:37] Haruaki
    You just told me you wouldn't tell anyone...
[19:40] Haruaki
    Hey! What are you gonna do about this?!
[19:42] Haruaki
    Just look at all the girls
    looking at me like I'm trash!
[19:46] Sano
    What're you talking about?
    That's what they're doing.
[19:49] Sano
    Looking at trash.
[19:50] Haruaki
    That's so mean!
[19:51] Haruaki
    Why do you keep trying to throw
    me into the pits of misery?!
[19:56] Sano
    Well, I'm a yakubyougami.
    I feed off of human misery.
[20:00] Haruaki
    But that's...
[20:02] Hijita
    Hey.
[20:04] Hijita
    Sorry... for being mean to you and stuff.
[20:08] Haruaki
    Huh?
[20:10] Hijita
    I didn't think you'd actually
    get Zashiki to come to school.
[20:15] Hijita
    You're not bad.
[20:17] Haruaki
    Hijita-kun!
[20:21] Haruaki
    And so we, the members of Class 2-3...
[20:24] Kappa Photographer
    Okay, class. I'm taking the picture.
[20:27] Students
    Yeah!
[20:30] Haruaki
    ...were able to take our class photo
    with all 26 members present.
[20:36] Haruaki
    A lot happened, but I'm so glad we
    all got to take a photo as a class!
[20:41] Sano
    Well... I guess you did work hard.
[20:45] Haruaki
    A-A-A-Am I hearing things?!
    Sano-kun just complimented me!
[20:49] Sano
    Huh? Yeah, you're definitely hearing things.
[20:51] Haruaki
    I really was hearing things!
SIGN    Mandragora
    Garden
[21:02] Mandragoras
    Intruders! Kill them!
SIGN    Mandragora
    Garden
[21:04] Mandragoras
    Who are these guys?!
[21:07] Haruaki
    Ow...
[21:08] Haruaki
    What the heck? Zashiki-san came back to
    school, but I'm not being blessed at all!
[21:13] Beniko
    So that's what you were after.
[21:16] Haruaki
    Huh?
[21:17] Beniko
    Listen up, Seimei.
[21:19] Beniko
    Zashikiwarashi can be lucky or unlucky,
    depending on what they're wearing.
[21:24] Haruaki
    Huh?
[21:25] Beniko
    I'm wearing red right now, which means
     I'm a harbinger of misfortune.
SIGN    Laid-Back
    Youkai Dictionary
SIGN    Laid-Back
    Youkai Dictionary
[21:31] Small old Man
    Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
[21:34] Small old man
    Zashikiwarashi live in human
    homes and cause mischief.
[21:37] Small old man
    When they're wearing red,
    they're harbingers of misfortune.
[21:41] Haruaki
    What?!
[21:43] Beniko
    To be around two youkai
    that bring misfortune...
[21:46] Beniko
    Your luck in general must really suck.
[21:49] Haruaki
    Huh? Two?
SIGN    Yakubyougami
[21:52] Haruaki
    In April, as the cherry blossoms danced,
[21:54] Haruaki
    I became the teacher I always
    wanted to be at Hyakki Academy,
[21:57] Haruaki
    with a class that's filled with youkai.
[22:02] Haruaki
    And I just had a student German suplex me.