A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
Haruaki Abe is happy to finally fulfill his dream of becoming a teacher. That happiness is short-lived after he arrives at Hyakki Academy and finds out the school is full of monsters! Can Abe overcome his cowardice and get his supernatural students under control? Join the timid teacher and his bizarre class for a tale of ghoulish mischief and paranormal education.
- Season 1
- 1 - Welcome to Hyakki Academy!
- 2 - Physical Exams Are Life-Threatening?!
- 3 - Panic! In Miki-sensei's Youkai Studies Class!!
- 4 - An Interview with Haruaki?! Here Comes Youkai TV!
- 5 - I Know. Let's Go to Sensei's Family Home.
- 6 - Sports Day at Ghoul School!! ~Commences~
- 7 - Sports Day at Ghoul School!! ~Finishes~
- 8 - Amaaki, Momoyama-san, and the Nudity Festival
- 9 - Save Me, Seimei-kun! The Case of the Animal Youkai Abductions!!
- 10 - School Camp of Terror
- 11 - Parent-Teacher Conference from Hell!
- 12 - The Great Tokyo Haruaki Search!!
- 13 - The Cursed Secondhand Book
- 14 - Zashiki-san's Bed-and-Breakfast Home
- 15 - Abe no Seimei, Haruaki Abe, and Shutendouji
- 16 - The Great Hyakki Academy Island Chase!!
- 17 - Summer! The Ocean! Huh? It's Already August 31st...
- 18 - The Temporary Teacher, Ebisu-sensei
- 19 - Welcome to the Youkai Train
- 20 - The Night Parade Cultural Festival
- 21 - The Underground Night Parade Cultural Festival
- 22 - Goodbye, Ren-Ren
- 23 - The Gashadokuro, Kuniko Utagawa
- 24 - The Bond Continuing with Ren-Ren. The Teacher from Ghoul School Will Do His Best!
Season 1
1 - Welcome to Hyakki Academy!
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SIGN Hyakkitei Grill
[00:10] Haruaki
So this is Hyakki Academy Island.
SIGN Alcohol
SIGN Restaurant
SIGN Soba
SIGN Fuku Fuku
SIGN Clothes
[00:14] Haruaki
They even have convenience
stores and restaurants.
[00:18] Haruaki
Hey, that building at the top of the hill
looks like it might be Hyakki Academy.
SIGN Hyakki Academy
SIGN Hyakki
Academy
[00:23] Haruaki
Yeah! It must be!
[00:26] Haruaki
I'm Haruaki Abe.
[00:28] Haruaki
I'm a teacher who came to work
at the school on this island.
[00:33] Haruaki
A year ago, I became a teacher at
a public high school, but then...
[00:37] (Flashback) Thug
The hell are you starin' at, huh?
[00:40] Haruaki
Some delinquents threatened me,
[00:41] Haruaki
and I fled from the school just
30 minutes after arriving.
[00:45] Haruaki
I've spent the whole year since
then cooped up at home.
[00:49] Haruaki
I'm very aware of how pathetic this is.
SIGN Drugstore
[00:53] Haruaki
But this time, I'm gonna
be a wonderful teacher!
SIGN Convenience
[00:56] Haruaki
And this high school...
SIGN Hyakki Academy
SIGN School Pamphlet
[00:58] Haruaki
has traditional school uniforms.
It's what I always dreamed of!
SIGN Male
Uniform
SIGN Female
Uniform
[01:05] Haruaki
I absolutely love school uniforms!
[01:07] Haruaki
But it's not like I wear them or have
any interest in high school girls!
SIGN Hyakki Academy
[01:18] Haruaki
Wow...
[01:23] Haruaki
This building's definitely got presence.
[01:25] Principal
Thank you for saying so.
[01:29] Principal
Hey there, Haruaki-kun.
[01:30] Haruaki
Oh, you're the principal!
[01:32] Principal
Thank you for coming.
[01:34] Haruaki
No, no! Thank you very much for hiring me!
[01:38] Principal
It's my pleasure! Your family's
helped me out quite often,
[01:42] Principal
and we need you at this school.
[01:47] Haruaki
Wow...
[01:48] Haruaki
No one's ever said they needed me before!
[01:57] Principal
This is the class you'll be in charge of.
SIGN Class 2-3
SIGN Roll Book
[02:01] Principal
All of your students are
waiting for you, Abe-sensei.
[02:04] Haruaki
Right! I'll do my best!
[02:06] Haruaki
This time, I'm going to
be a wonderful teacher!
[02:12] Haruaki
In April, as the cherry blossoms danced,
[02:14] Haruaki
I became the teacher I always wanted to be.
[02:16] Tamao
Deadly Move: Kitty-Kitty Attack!
[02:20] Haruaki
Or at least, I was supposed to...
[02:21] Ren
That's just a German suplex!
SIGN Fire
[02:31] Haruaki
But there are youkai all around me!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN Episode 1
"Welcome to Hyakki Academy!"
[04:12] Haruaki
S...
[04:13] Haruaki
Sorry! Wrong room!
[04:18] Haruaki
Some strange creature was
performing a German suplex!
[04:21] Principal
It's quite common for high
school boys to wrestle.
[04:24] Haruaki
That's not the part that freaked me out!
[04:27] Haruaki
Wh-Wh-What in the world is this school?!
[04:30] Principal
Hyakki Academy is a youkai school where
youkai from all over Japan come to learn.
[04:37] Principal
You will be our school's first...
SIGN 2nd Prep Room
[04:39] Haruaki
I'm going home!
SIGN 2nd Prep Room
SIGN 2nd Prep Room
[04:40] Principal
...human teacher.
[04:44] Haruaki
The principal's a strange creature, too!
[04:46] Principal
I'm telling you that I'm a youkai.
[04:48] Principal
Come, now. Hurry back to your classroom!
[04:50] Haruaki
N-No way!
[04:55] Haruaki
I'm gonna quit being a
teacher and become a baker!
[04:57] Principal
Just get in your classroom already!
[05:01] Haruaki
Wait!
[05:11] Haruaki
U-Um...
SIGN Fire
[05:23] Mujina
He's not coming out.
[05:25] Mujina
He's been under the lectern
for about 40 minutes now.
[05:28] Ren
He's not dead under there, is he?
[05:33] Mamekichi
Sano-kun? What're you going to do?
[05:38] Sano
Hey.
[05:40] Haruaki
A human?
[05:42] Sano
We're not gonna eat you
or anything, so come out.
[05:44] Haruaki
Right. I've been wanting to
come out for a while now,
[05:47] Haruaki
but I fit so snugly in here
that I can't seem to get out...
[05:50] Haruaki
Help me! Pull me out! Please!
[05:53] Sano
Damn it. Here.
[06:02] Girls
You pervert!
[06:06] Sano
Even the girls don't sound that girly.
[06:08] Mamekichi
Hup.
[06:09] Mamekichi
Sensei, Sano-kun's a yakubyougami.
[06:12] Mamekichi
They use their youkai magic to
bring misfortune upon people.
[06:15] Mamekichi
Like what happened to you just now.
[06:17] Mamekichi
But this is rare, Sano-kun.
You don't usually use your powers.
[06:21] Sano
I got annoyed, and it just happened.
[06:24] Haruaki
Unbelievable.
[06:25] Haruaki
Not only did he strip me naked, he's thoroughly
wiping off the hand that held mine.
[06:29] Principal
Haruaki-kun! A moment, please!
[06:33] Principal
Honestly... We can't have our
teachers be scared of our students.
[06:37] Haruaki
I'm not scared of the students!
I'm scared of the youkai!
[06:39] Principal
Oh, you're so helpless.
[06:42] Principal
Here, I'll give you this. Please perk up a bit.
[06:44] Haruaki
What's this?
[06:46] Principal
It's a youkai encyclopedia.
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[06:48] Principal
And also...
SIGN Super Cute
Uniform Encyclopedia
SIGN Super Cute
Uniform Encyclopedia
[06:51] Haruaki
Th-This is...
[06:53] Haruaki
Can I really have this?
[06:54] Principal
Of course. I have high hopes for you.
[06:57] Principal
I'm counting on you.
[06:59] Principal
If you work hard, I'll even
gift you one of those uniforms.
[07:03] Haruaki
R-Really?! I-I'll do my best!
SIGN Haruaki Abe
[07:08] Haruaki
And so... I'm going to be your
homeroom teacher starting today.
[07:12] Mamekichi
Seimei Abeno?
SIGN Haruaki Abe
[07:14] Haruaki
Nope.
[07:16] Haruaki
It's Haruaki Abe.
[07:18] Haruaki
I'm a human. I-It's a
pleasure to meet you all.
[07:21] Mujina
Gah! You're human?
[07:23] Students
Boo!
[07:23] Haruaki
Please don't boo me! I'm going to cry!
[07:26] Sano
Quit crying. Don't be a pain.
[07:30] Haruaki
That blondie's a bit mean...
SIGN Roll Book
[07:33] Haruaki
O-Okay, I'm taking roll.
[07:35] Haruaki
The nopperabou, Mujina-kun.
[07:37] Mujina
Huh?
[07:38] Haruaki
Oh, he actually has a face.
SIGN Roll Book
[07:41] Haruaki
The gashadokuro, Utagawa-san.
[07:44] Kuniko
Here.
[07:44] Haruaki
Oh, she can turn human.
[07:47] Haruaki
The cyclops, Nyuudou-kun.
[07:49] Ren
Huh?
SIGN Mikoto Sano
SIGN Yakubyougami
SIGN Address: Shimane Prefecture
Izumo City,
Takamagahara 4-chome
[07:51] Haruaki
Oh, it's the blondie. So he's a yakubyougami.
[07:55] Haruaki
Seems fitting somehow.
SIGN Roll Book
[07:57] Haruaki
Um... The yakubyougami, Mikoto Sano-kun.
SIGN Roll Book
[08:03] Haruaki
He totally ignored me.
[08:06] Haruaki
Next, the dorotabou, Koutarou Hijita-kun.
[08:10] Mamekichi
So about Hijita-kun...
[08:12] Mamekichi
His older sis is getting married in
Hawaii, so he's there right now.
[08:15] Haruaki
I see. Thanks for telling me, um...
[08:19] Mamekichi
I'm the mame-danuki, Mamekichi Maizuka!
[08:22] Haruaki
Maizuka-kun.
[08:24] Mamekichi
Yup! Pleased to meet ya, Seimei-kun.
[08:25] Haruaki
It's Haruaki. Also, if you could add "sensei"—
[08:30] Hijita
Hey.
[08:31] Mamekichi
Hiji-tan! You're back from Hawaii?
[08:34] Hijita
Yup.
[08:36] Hijita
And here's the totem pole
I promised I'd get you.
[08:40] Mamekichi
Whoa, that's awesome! It's the real deal!
[08:42] Hijita
And I got something for the rest of you, too!
Chocolate-covered macadamia nuts!
[08:46] Students
Yeah!
[08:49] Hijita
Huh? Who's that?
[08:51] Haruaki
Oh, I'm this class's homeroom
teacher starting today.
[08:54] Haruaki
I'm Haruaki Abe. I'm a human.
[08:56] Hijita
Die, you asshole!
[08:57] Haruaki
What in the world possessed you to do that?!
[09:01] Mamekichi
So about Hiji-tan...
[09:02] Mamekichi
He loves his older sis very much, and
she married a human, so he's on edge.
[09:06] Sano
Just saying the word "human"
is enough to set him off now.
[09:09] Haruaki
What?! He's clearly just taking
his anger out on me, then!
[09:13] Haruaki
What the... Is he slinging mud at me?
[09:15] Haruaki
That's so mean, Hijita-kun!
[09:16] Hijita
Shut up! Go drown!
[09:20] Sano
That's Hijita's youkai magic.
[09:24] Haruaki
What did I ever do to you?
[09:26] Haruaki
If you want to hate someone,
hate your brother-in-law...
[09:29] Sano
He looks more like a
dorotabou than Hijita does.
[09:31] Hijita
We're youkai! What's wrong
with playing tricks on humans?
[09:35] Hijita
If you don't like it,
go back to some human school!
[09:38] Haruaki
Even if I wanted to go back... I can't.
[09:43] Haruaki
Because there's no place
for me in a human school.
[09:48] Haruaki
Once every three days,
delinquents would come after me...
[09:50] Haruaki
Sometimes, grade school kids made me cry...
SIGN Fire
[09:53] Haruaki
Not only has no one ever pitied me,
[09:55] Haruaki
but I've never made a single
friend ever since I was born.
[09:59] Haruaki
And yet I was finally
able to become a teacher!
SIGN Oni
[10:02] Haruaki
I'm sorry I'm a human!
[10:04] Haruaki
But I'm barely getting by as I am!
[10:06] Haruaki
So you could at least be
a little nicer to me...
[10:13] Haruaki
Er... Yeah, that was a joke...
SIGN Fire
[10:17] Students
That absolutely was not a joke!
SIGN Oni
[10:24] Haruaki
Okay, I'll continue taking attendance, then.
[10:28] Haruaki
Next, the zashikiwarashi, Beniko Zashiki-san.
SIGN Oni
[10:32] Haruaki
Huh? Is Zashiki-san absent today?
[10:34] Mamekichi
Well, actually, she hasn't been
here since winter of our first year.
[10:38] Haruaki
Really?
[10:40] Haruaki
I see... But we have our
class photo shoot tomorrow.
[10:45] Haruaki
I'd like for Zashiki-san to be in it...
[10:48] Haruaki
Maybe I'll go see her.
[10:50] Mamekichi
Huh?
[10:52] Hijita
There's no point in you going.
SIGN Game Shop
SIGN 2nd
Floor
SIGN Karaoke
[10:57] Mamekichi
There'd be trouble if you caused a
misunderstanding at the girls' dorm,
[11:00] Mamekichi
so I was told to keep an eye on you!
[11:02] Haruaki
What do you mean by that?!
[11:04] Haruaki
It's my first day and my
popularity's non-existent?!
[11:06] Mamekichi
The girls asked me to do it!
[11:08] Mamekichi
Just in case, I had Sano-kun tag
along, too. Right, Sano-kun?
[11:13] Haruaki
There won't be a "just in case"!
You can stop stretching!
[11:17] Haruaki
Anyway, I'm really serious about this!
[11:19] Haruaki
At this rate, Zashiki-san
is going to be held back!
[11:23] Haruaki
We need to all be in that class picture!
[11:27] Haruaki
Zashikiwarashi are youkai
that bring good luck.
[11:29] Haruaki
If she came to school, maybe
my luck would improve, too.
[11:33] Sano
That's not what you're thinking, is it?
[11:35] Haruaki
Gulp!
[11:36] Haruaki
Of course not! Don't be silly!
[11:39] Haruaki
I-I know! Before we go to the girls' dorm,
I'll do some research on zashikiwarashi!
[11:43] Sano and Mamekichi
Right on the nose.
[11:45] Mamekichi
Say, Seimei-kun. What does that youkai
dictionary say about mame-danukis?
[11:50] Haruaki
Let's see.
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[11:52] Small Old Man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
[11:54] Small Old Man
Mame-danuki stand out amongst tanuki
youkai because they are smaller.
[11:58] Small Old Man
Tanuki are known to transform by
putting leaves on their heads,
[12:01] Small Old Man
but mame-danuki transform by putting
nt sacks on their heads. Pretty gross, huh?
[12:06] Haruki
So do you actually put
nt sacks on your head?
[12:09] Mamekichi
N-N-N-No way!
[12:11] Mamekichi
If that was the case, my transformation
scenes would need to be censored!
[12:15] Mamekichi
Look! This was published in the year 2000!
[12:17] Mamekichi
No wonder the information's old!
[12:19] Mamekichi
We're in the 21st century now!
[12:20] Haruaki and Sano
So you wore them until the 20th century?
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[12:24] Haruaki
But I guess this dictionary
[12:26] Haruaki
doesn't have an entry for a
yakubyougami like you, Sano-kun.
[12:30] Mamekichi
Not only is the information
old, it's lacking!
[12:32] Mamekichi
He's being left out!
SIGN Hyakki Academy
Girls' Dormitory
SIGN Hyakki Academy
Girls' Dormitory
SIGN Zashiki
[12:45] Haruaki
She's not answering.
[12:47] Mamekichi
Hey! Don't worry! I have a plan!
[12:50] Haruaki
A plan?
[12:51] Mamekichi
Here I go! Transform!
[12:53] Mamekichi
Mamekichi Slime! Mamime for short!
SIGN A mamime draws near
[12:57] Mamekichi
I'll infiltrate the keyhole
and then open up the lock!
[13:01] Haruaki
Amazing!
[13:02] Haruaki
That's amazing, but that's almost a crime.
[13:04] Sano
Pretty sure it's not "almost" a crime,
but "very much" a crime.
SIGN Keep Out
[13:08] Mamekichi
Oh?
SIGN Keep Out
[13:10] Haruaki
Maizuka-kun!
[13:11] Sano
Mamime takes 300 damage.
[13:14] Mamekichi
I guess the door has youkai magic on it.
[13:17] Sano
Mame!
SIGN Zashiki
[13:20] Haruaki
Hm? What's this?
SIGN Leave. Otherwise I'm gonna
make a social media account
using your name and
occupation and say all kinds
of inflammatory things.
[13:23] Haruaki
Talk about an insidious threat!
[13:26] Haruaki
B-But a threat like this
means nothing to me!
[13:30] Haruaki
I'm pretty much socially
dead to all of my students!
[13:34] Sano
He's saying something so
insecure with such confidence.
[13:39] Mamekichi
Hey, it's from Hiji-tan.
[13:41] Mamekichi
S-Seimei-kun, look!
SIGN That time I was holed up at home and some
annoying male teacher kept ringing my doorbell lol
▼0001 Anonymous Youkai 16:36:51.23
An overly enthusiastic teacher? Someone's watching
too many TV dramas lol
▼0002 Anonymous Youkai 16:37:18.45
Lul
▼0003 Anonymous Youkai 16:37:32.37
Rat them out to the PTA
▼0004 Anonymous Youkai 16:37:40.56
He probably just wants to get into the girls' dorm.
Let him have a pair of panties or something and he'll
probably go away
▼0005 Anonymous Youkai 16:37:50.81
Get audio of this and expose him
▼0006 Anonymous Youkai 16:38:13.16
What's he saying?
▼0007 Anonymous Youkai 16:38:20.47
Honestly, the one who let him into the dorm is a bigger
issue than he is
[13:43] Mamekichi
It says, "That time I was
holed up at home and some
[13:45] Mamekichi
annoying male teacher came to my door lol"
on an internet message board.
[13:48] Sano
Jeez... Youkai kids these days are
so quick to put everything online.
[13:52] Haruaki
How about I hole up myself?!
[13:54] Haruaki
Zashiki-san, please open up!
[13:55] Haruaki
I know you're in there!
[13:55] Beniko
Yeah, yeah. Get lost, loser.
[13:58] Haruaki
Zashiki-san! Open up!
[14:05] All
What?!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[14:16] Mamekichi
Was there just a sudden wind?
[14:19] Haruaki
I don't know what happened, but lucky me!
[14:22] Haruaki
Are you here, Zashiki-san?
[14:25] Haruaki
There you are, Zashiki-san!
[14:27] Haruaki
Hey, Zashiki-sa—
[14:28] Beniko
Shut the hell up!
[14:30] Beniko
I'm too busy saving the world from peril!
[14:32] Haruaki
Oh, uh, sorry...
[14:35] Haruaki
Er, huh? Saving the world from peril?
[14:39] Haruaki
Are you... playing a game?
[14:41] Beniko
It's not a game.
[14:43] Beniko
The world behind this
screen is my true reality.
[14:47] Beniko
It's real.
[14:48] Beniko
Wait, how the hell did you
guys get into my room?
[14:51] Sano
Just how detached from reality are you?
[14:54] Mamekichi
Hey, is that the game
Hiji-tan recommended to you?
[14:58] Beniko
Yeah...
[14:59] (Flashback) Hijita
Hey, Zashiki. This game's
super fun. Wanna try it out?
[15:04] (Flashback) Beniko
Really? Yeah, I'll totally borrow it.
[15:06] (Flashback) Hjita
Wait... You beat it in one night?
[15:08] (Flashback) Beniko
It was so fun that I couldn't stop.
[15:11] (Flashback) Hijita
Well, the sequel's coming out next week.
[15:13] (Flashback) Beniko
For real?!
[15:15] Beniko
And then one thing led to
another, and I became a gamer.
[15:19] Beniko
Before I knew it, my days and nights were
flipped, and I couldn't get up in the morning.
[15:24] All
That's so stupid!
[15:26] Sano
So, wait. It's Hijita's fault
you became a shut-in?
[15:29] Haruaki
I thought the reason would be more
delicate and like a labyrinth to navigate...
[15:36] Haruaki
I'm begging you! Please come to school!
[15:39] Haruaki
I mean, you can't save
the world or start over
[15:42] Haruaki
if you mess up in school
like you can in a game...
[15:46] Haruaki
But I'm sure there are things at school
[15:49] Haruaki
that you can't enjoy in a game!
I'm sure of it!
[15:55] Beniko
You should take your own advice
and open your eyes to face reality.
[15:59] Beniko
The reality that you're kowtowing
and rubbing your head on
[16:01] Beniko
a high schooler's underwear.
[16:04] Haruaki
Y-Y-Y-You've got the wrong idea! Really!
[16:06] Haruaki
I-I have no interest in sports bras!
[16:08] Beniko
Shut your trap!
[16:12] Mamekichi
Beniko-chan, come back to school.
[16:15] Beniko
This teacher's made me
want to go even less now.
[16:19] Mamekichi
But Seimei-kun's a really good guy!
[16:21] Mamekichi
Though he's kind of a loser and cries a lot.
[16:23] Haruaki
Damn it! That's not a compliment at all!
[16:26] Haruaki
Zashiki-san! You can be a shut-in
when you become an adult,
[16:31] Haruaki
but this is the only time you
can be a high school student.
[16:33] Haruaki
This is also the only time you'll
be able to wear sailor uniforms!
[16:37] Haruaki
I mean, you have pretty
black hair, and you're cute!
[16:40] Haruaki
I'd love to see you in a sailor uniform!
[16:47] Principal
Now then, everyone. Make sure
you do your best again today.
SIGN Faculty Room
[16:56] Haruaki
Zashiki-san said yesterday that she'd
show up. I wonder if she really will!
[17:01] Miki
Sir, that Haruaki Abe guy... Just who is he?
[17:07] Miki
I can't imagine you'd hire a human
just because you know his family.
[17:12] Principal
Well... It was a thousand years ago.
[17:16] Principal
Back when youkai were much
more publicly out and about.
[17:22] Principal
There was a very powerful human
who could exterminate youkai
[17:25] Principal
whenever they did anything bad.
[17:30] Principal
Nowadays, we live in a much
more human-based society,
[17:32] Principal
so we aren't as out and about anymore.
[17:36] Principal
But his ancestors inherited these powers
[17:39] Principal
and are currently running a
shrine as they protect the land.
SIGN Abe Shrine
[17:44] Principal
And the second son of that family—
[17:47] Principal
the one who most strongly inherited
these powers—is Haruaki Abe-kun.
[17:53] Principal
It's true that if he's up against
humans, he's quite weak.
[17:56] Principal
But to us youkai, Haruaki-kun
is a very powerful figure.
[18:04] Principal
He might also be a great
inspiration to the students.
[18:08] Principal
I do wonder...
[18:10] Principal
Will the fact that I invited him to our
school work in our favor or will it not?
[18:14] Principal
I'm excited to find out.
[18:17] Sano
I see.
[18:19] Sano
So that thing he did back there...
[18:22] Sano
was his exorcism power.
[18:26] Sano
How interesting.
[18:29] Mamekichi
Morning, Seimei-kun!
[18:33] Mamekichi
Aw, I'm sorry, Seimei-kun!
[18:36] Haruaki
Oh, good morning, Maizuka-kun.
[18:39] Sano
What're you doing?
SIGN Super Cute
Uniform Encyclopedia
SIGN Super Cute
Uniform Encyclopedia
[18:43] Haruaki
Uh... The principal gave that to me!
[18:46] Haruaki
It must've gotten mixed
up in my school supplies!
[18:49] Haruaki
It's my precious—
[18:50] Sano
You perv.
[18:51] Mamekichi
Don't worry, Seimei-kun.
[18:53] Mamekichi
I promise I won't tell anyone.
[18:56] Haruaki
Maizuka-kun's eyes look so kind.
[19:01] Beniko
Hello? You guys are in the way.
[19:04] Haruaki
Zashiki-san! You came!
[19:06] Haruaki
Wow! That red hoodie looks
great with your sailor uniform!
[19:17] Haruaki
She's wearing pants under her skirt!
[19:21] Beniko
Why do you look like some ghost in a photo?
[19:24] Haruaki
Zashiki-san! Wearing pants underneath
your skirt violates the dress code—
[19:28] Haruaki
er, violates school rules!
[19:29] Beniko
What?
[19:31] Sano
Apparently he has a uniform fetish.
[19:35] Haruaki
Wh-Why'd you say that, Sano-kun?
[19:37] Haruaki
You just told me you wouldn't tell anyone...
[19:40] Haruaki
Hey! What are you gonna do about this?!
[19:42] Haruaki
Just look at all the girls
looking at me like I'm trash!
[19:46] Sano
What're you talking about?
That's what they're doing.
[19:49] Sano
Looking at trash.
[19:50] Haruaki
That's so mean!
[19:51] Haruaki
Why do you keep trying to throw
me into the pits of misery?!
[19:56] Sano
Well, I'm a yakubyougami.
I feed off of human misery.
[20:00] Haruaki
But that's...
[20:02] Hijita
Hey.
[20:04] Hijita
Sorry... for being mean to you and stuff.
[20:08] Haruaki
Huh?
[20:10] Hijita
I didn't think you'd actually
get Zashiki to come to school.
[20:15] Hijita
You're not bad.
[20:17] Haruaki
Hijita-kun!
[20:21] Haruaki
And so we, the members of Class 2-3...
[20:24] Kappa Photographer
Okay, class. I'm taking the picture.
[20:27] Students
Yeah!
[20:30] Haruaki
...were able to take our class photo
with all 26 members present.
[20:36] Haruaki
A lot happened, but I'm so glad we
all got to take a photo as a class!
[20:41] Sano
Well... I guess you did work hard.
[20:45] Haruaki
A-A-A-Am I hearing things?!
Sano-kun just complimented me!
[20:49] Sano
Huh? Yeah, you're definitely hearing things.
[20:51] Haruaki
I really was hearing things!
SIGN Mandragora
Garden
[21:02] Mandragoras
Intruders! Kill them!
SIGN Mandragora
Garden
[21:04] Mandragoras
Who are these guys?!
[21:07] Haruaki
Ow...
[21:08] Haruaki
What the heck? Zashiki-san came back to
school, but I'm not being blessed at all!
[21:13] Beniko
So that's what you were after.
[21:16] Haruaki
Huh?
[21:17] Beniko
Listen up, Seimei.
[21:19] Beniko
Zashikiwarashi can be lucky or unlucky,
depending on what they're wearing.
[21:24] Haruaki
Huh?
[21:25] Beniko
I'm wearing red right now, which means
I'm a harbinger of misfortune.
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[21:31] Small old Man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
[21:34] Small old man
Zashikiwarashi live in human
homes and cause mischief.
[21:37] Small old man
When they're wearing red,
they're harbingers of misfortune.
[21:41] Haruaki
What?!
[21:43] Beniko
To be around two youkai
that bring misfortune...
[21:46] Beniko
Your luck in general must really suck.
[21:49] Haruaki
Huh? Two?
SIGN Yakubyougami
[21:52] Haruaki
In April, as the cherry blossoms danced,
[21:54] Haruaki
I became the teacher I always
wanted to be at Hyakki Academy,
[21:57] Haruaki
with a class that's filled with youkai.
[22:02] Haruaki
And I just had a student German suplex me.
2 - Physical Exams Are Life-Threatening?!
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[00:07] Haruaki
My name is Haruaki Abe.
[00:10] Haruaki
Due to a strange turn of
events, I became a teacher
[00:14] Haruaki
at a school filled with youkai
on an island filled with youkai.
SIGN Grammar
<<Metaphor (Simile)>>
Example: This sailor
uniform is like silk
<<Inverting sentences>>
Example: I was scolded
by Sano-kun.
[00:18] Haruaki
I teach Japanese.
[00:21] Miki
Abe-sensei,
[00:23] Miki
it's only a little farther.
[00:27] Haruaki
Today, I'm climbing.
SIGN Shatter!
[00:32] Haruaki
Ah... Miki-sensei, I just
heard my heart shatter.
[00:36] Miki
Well, glue it back together, then!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[02:19] Haruaki
This is great!
SIGN Episode 2
"Physical Exams
Are Life-Threatening?!"
[02:22] Haruaki
Thank you so much for inviting me.
SIGN Beer
SIGN Eggs
[02:25] Miki
I figured we should get to know each other
better, now that we're coworkers.
[02:30] Miki
Things were a bit hectic, so we didn't
get to introduce ourselves properly.
[02:34] Miki
The name's Miki. Pleasure to meet you.
[02:39] Haruaki
Oh, right. Your class is
right next door, right?
[02:43] Miki
Shutendouji are oni, or ogre youkai.
[02:47] Miki
Anyway, you don't need to be
scared of me. Let's be friends.
[02:49] Haruaki
Likewise!
[02:53] Miki
This is Hatanaka-kun. He's in
charge of student discipline.
[02:58] Haruaki
It's a pleasure to meet you.
[03:05] Haruaki
Um...
[03:06] Haruaki
Hatanaka-sensei, what
exactly are you doing?
[03:09] Hatanaka
Nothing.
[03:11] Hatanaka
Don't worry about it.
[03:15] Hatanaka
By the way, Abe-sensei, we need
to get an early start tomorrow.
[03:19] Hatanaka
Make sure you don't oversleep.
[03:20] Haruaki
Huh? Aren't the physical exams tomorrow?
[03:24] Haruaki
Do we actually do something?
[03:26] Hatanaka
Yes.
[03:27] Miki
It's honestly pretty exhausting.
[03:29] Hatanaka
Guiding the students and
preparing the equipment...
[03:32] Hatanaka
Welcoming the doctors traveling to
the island... We do quite a bit.
[03:35] Miki
Be careful, though.
[03:37] Miki
Each year, at least one teacher
ends up in the hospital.
[03:41] Haruaki
From physical exams?!
[03:44] Hatanaka
Anyway, just know that we'll be
working you to the bone, Abe-sensei.
[03:50] Haruaki
I'm already feeling it in my stomach...
SIGN The Next Day
[03:56] Haruaki
Once you've changed into your gym clothes,
[03:58] Haruaki
please follow the teachers' instructions.
[04:01] Utagawa
What if I've gained weight?
[04:03] Tamao
What if I'm shorter?
[04:06] Haruaki
They might be youkai,
but they're still just teenagers.
SIGN Eye Exam
Listening Exam
Dental Exam
[04:10] Odawara
Wh-What if they tell me to use LED?
SIGN Fear
[04:13] Yanagida
What if I'm not 100% cotton anymore?
[04:16] Maizuka
What if I'm not a tanuki anymore?!
[04:20] Haruaki
Sorry... I can't help you with
youkai-specific issues...
[04:24] Haruaki
But you're 100% a tanuki,
Maizuka-kun, so don't worry.
[04:31] Hatanaka
Abe-sensei.
[04:33] Haruaki
Oh, Hatanaka-sensei.
[04:35] Hatanaka
I've already got a job for you.
[04:37] Hatanaka
Please assist with the eye exams.
[04:40] Hatanaka
First, go to the audiovisual room.
[04:41] Haruaki
Oh, right. Got it.
[04:43] Hatanaka
And when you get there, call this number.
[04:45] Haruaki
But why?
[04:47] Hatanaka
You'll find out when you get there! Now, go!
[04:49] Hatanaka
No running in the hallway!
Power-walk dash your way there!
[04:52] Haruaki
Come on! This is ridiculous!
SIGN Eye Exams
[04:59] Ren
Up?
[05:01] Haruaki
Up, he says.
[05:04] Haruaki
And next?
[05:09] Ren
Down?
SIGN Eye
Exams
[05:10] Haruaki
Down, he says.
[05:22] Satou-sensei
Down?
[05:24] Satou-sensei
Up?
[05:26] Satou-sensei
I see.
[05:27] Satou-sensei
Okay, Nyuudou-kun.
[05:29] Satou-sensei
Your vision is 130.0.
SIGN Hyakki Academy
[05:31] Haruaki
The scale's so different,
I don't know if that's good or bad!
[05:36] Ren
Damn it! I'm 0.5 lower than last year.
[05:39] Haruaki
Um...
[05:40] Haruaki
You just went from 130.5 to 130.0.
[05:44] Haruaki
How does that possibly
affect your daily life?
[05:49] Mandragora
Hatanaka-sensei...
The eye exams are done.
[05:54] Hatanaka
You're late!
[05:56] Hatanaka
The special exams are next!
[05:58] Hatanaka
Take the cat and the tanuki from your class
and go see Miki in the nurse's office!
[06:03] Hatanaka
Go on! Power dash!
SIGN Power Dash
[06:06] Haruaki
He just abbreviated "power-walk dash!"
SIGN Power-Walk
SIGN Dash
SIGN Power Dash
[06:09] Hatanaka
Power dash!
[06:13] Haruaki
I've brought the cat and tanuki!
[06:15] Miki
Alrighty.
[06:17] Miki
Okay, you two. Why don't you step in here?
[06:21] Miki
I bet something good will happen.
[06:23] Tamao
Why?
[06:28] Tamao and Mamekichi
Huh?
[06:32] Miki
This cage has talismans
on it that seal spirit energy.
[06:36] Haruaki
They're from my shrine.
[06:39] Haruaki
S-Sorry about this. But you know,
[06:41] Haruaki
we've got some doctors from off
the island here to see you.
SIGN Animal Youkai
This Way
Vaccines
[06:45] Takahashi
Now, then... Time for some
really, really fun shots.
[06:55] Mamekichi
I don't want any shots! Seimei-kun!
[06:59] Tamao
Corporal punishment!
This is corporal punishment!
[07:05] Haruaki
Huh? Nezumi-sensei, too?
[07:09] Miki
All animal youkai will have to get these.
[07:16] Hatanaka
Honestly... How can you be so scared
of shots at your age? How dumb.
[07:22] Miki
Now, hold on just a second.
[07:24] Miki
You're getting one, too, Hatanaka-kun.
[07:30] Hatanaka
Let me out!
[07:33] Hatanaka
I don't need a shot!
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[07:37] Small old man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
[07:39] Small old man
Kamaitachi use their sickle-like
hands to cut people.
[07:45] Small old man
Why's he like that, though?
[07:48] Hatanaka
Hey! Are you listening to me?!
[07:48] Miki
Okay, Sensei. I'm handing them off to you.
[07:52] Tamao
You ogre! Demon!
[07:54] Nezumi-sensei
You heartless teacher!
[07:55] Hatanaka
Give me back the 3,000 I lent you before!
[08:00] Miki
Takahashi-sensei.
[08:01] Takahashi
Huh? Oh, right.
[08:04] Takahashi
One of my surgeries this afternoon canceled,
[08:06] Takahashi
so I don't mind doing some
neutering. It'll be chop-chop.
SIGN Surgery gloves
[08:13] Takahashi
I'm just kidding. It was a joke.
SIGN Surgery gloves
SIGN Surgery gloves
[08:22] Haruaki
Don't worry, Maizuka-kun.
[08:25] Haruaki
It'll be over before you know it.
[08:26] Mamekichi
But I'm scared!
[08:28] Mamekichi
Seimei-kun! Talk to me to
keep my mind off of it.
[08:32] Haruaki
Okay, let's see...
[08:34] Haruaki
Then...
[08:36] Haruaki
It may be easier to brush me off
as another uniform fetishist,
[08:39] Haruaki
but in my case, it doesn't
hit me anywhere, anytime.
[08:43] Haruaki
It only hits me when my
heart's in the right TPO.
[08:48] Mamekichi
Literally no one asked about that!
[08:57] Haruaki
Tanuki!
[09:01] Haruaki
S-Sensei, am I going to be okay? I'm a human...
[09:06] Takahashi
Oh, you'll be fine.
[09:09] Takahashi
Just the other day, I tried this
out on a human guinea pig—
[09:12] Takahashi
On a human patient.
[09:14] Haruaki
A guinea pig...
[09:16] Takahashi
If you're that worried...
want to take this one, too?
[09:21] Takahashi
It's a new medicine I just created yesterday.
[09:27] Mandragora
No!
[09:28] Haruaki
I-It's finally over...
[09:31] Miki
Come on. All that's left is getting
the students' heights, so buck up.
[09:35] Haruaki
I wanna go home...
[09:39] Haruaki
So...
[09:43] Haruaki
I have to climb up and
get his measurements?
[09:45] Miki
We're counting on you, Abe-sensei.
[09:50] Small old man
Daidarabocchi are giant youkai.
[09:53] Small old man
People say that they made
mountains and lakes.
[09:58] Miki
Go on. You're his homeroom teacher.
[10:00] Haruaki
Couldn't you or Hatanaka-sensei do this?
[10:03] Miki
Nope. Hatanaka-kun's definitely out.
[10:09] Haruaki
It doesn't take much for him to lose heart...
[10:11] Haruaki
L-Let's decide this fairly
with rock-paper-scissors!
[10:13] Miki
Uh...
[10:15] Haruaki
Come on! Rock, paper, scissors...
[10:18] Mandragora
...shoot!
SIGN And now, we're back at the beginning of the episode...
[10:23] Haruaki
Dang it... why did I throw rock?
[10:28] Haruaki
I was a fool to trust in rock!
[10:33] Haruaki
Then again, I have some serious questions
about how paper wins by covering rock...
[10:40] Haruaki
Break through it, damn it!
[10:42] Haruaki
What do you think, Oota-kun?
[10:44] Oota
Er, I'm not sure what I can say about
the rules of rock-paper-scissors...
[10:49] Miki
Come on, now. Quit your complaining.
[10:52] Miki
You're almost there.
[10:55] Haruaki
I finally got to his ear!
[10:58] Miki
Got it. Be careful.
[11:04] Haruaki
Whew, that was a heck of a gust...
[11:09] Haruaki
My Super Cute Uniform Encyclopedia!
[11:17] Haruaki
No!
[11:17] Haruaki
I decided a long time ago that when
I died, it'd be inside a uniform!
[11:26] Sano
What kind of way to die is that?
[11:29] Haruaki
Sano-kun! What are you doing here?
[11:32] Sano
These physical exams are a pain,
[11:34] Sano
so I skipped them to nap
on top of Oota's head.
[11:36] Haruaki
You managed to climb onto his head?
[11:38] Haruaki
You must be light on your feet.
[11:40] Sano
Pretty much.
[11:41] Mandragora
Heave-ho.
[11:43] Haruaki
Hello? Miki-sensei?
Oota-kun is 130 meters tall.
[11:47] Oota
Huh? 130 meters?
[11:49] Oota
Yay!
[11:52] Oota
I finally beat the Ushiku Daibutsu statue!
SIGN Ushiku Daibutsu
A huge Daibutsu
statue (120 m)
that's in Ibaraki
Prefecture and is
in the Guinness
Book of World
Records.
[11:55] Small old man
The Ushiku Daibutsu statue is a statue in
Ibaraki Prefecture that's 120 meters tall.
[12:02] Haruaki
Wow, that's some competition.
[12:04] Miki
Well, I'm gonna go check on the other
students. Be careful getting back down.
[12:09] Haruaki
Huh?! I have to get down by myself?!
[12:12] Haruaki
Stare...
[12:14] Sano
What?
[12:15] Haruaki
Carry me all the way down on your back.
[12:18] Sano
I see. I'll kick your ass.
[12:21] Haruaki
What the heck?
[12:22] Haruaki
If I was Maizuka-kun,
you'd be happy to take me down!
[12:26] Haruaki
You'd be giving him VIP
treatment with drink in hand!
[12:29] Sano
What the hell are you talking about?
There'd be a salad, too.
[12:34] Haruaki
Wait, Sano-kun!
[12:36] Haruaki
Hey, Sano-kun!
SIGN Itch
SIGN Itch
[12:47] Oota
Sorry, Sensei. I sneezed.
[12:52] Oota
Huh? He's gone. He sure got down fast.
[12:59] Miki
Finally done!
[13:01] Hatanaka
By the way, where's Abe-sensei?
[13:05] Mamekichi
Sensei! Have you seen Sano-kun?
[13:08] Miki
What? Sano-kun's missing, too?
[13:10] Hatanaka
Honestly, where could they have gone?
[13:16] Sano
Why is this happening to me?
[13:19] Sano
This stuff always happens
when you're around!
[13:22] Haruaki
This isn't my fault!
[13:23] Sano
Shut up! Stay away from me,
you yakubyougami!
[13:26] Haruaki
You're the yakubyougami!
[13:28] Sano
Well, you're my yakubyougami!
[13:31] Haruaki
No way...
[13:34] Principal
You two!
[13:35] Haruaki
S-Sorry, sir!
[13:37] Haruaki
Um, I'll pay for the window I broke!
[13:40] Principal
I see...
[13:43] Principal
Then again...
[13:45] Principal
That's not the kind of window that can be
replaced with a teacher's puny monthly salary.
[13:49] Haruaki
Huh? Er... huh?
[13:52] Principal
Well, given this opportunity,
[13:55] Principal
there's something I'd like you
to do rather than pay for that.
[13:59] Haruaki
Something you want me to do?
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[14:13] Haruaki
So instead of paying for the window,
I was asked to clean the pool, but...
SIGN Around here.
[14:20] Oota
I'm sorry. It's all because I sneezed.
[14:22] Haruaki
No, it's okay.
[14:24] Haruaki
Anyway, you can shrink
down to this size, Oota-kun?
[14:28] Oota
Oh, yes. I can.
[14:31] Ren
Why do I have to go, too?
[14:33] Tamao
Oh, come on. It's more
fun with you, Ren-Ren!
[14:36] Mamekichi
I'm gonna swim the butterfly!
[14:38] Hijita
Then I'm gonna do an Ina Bauer!
SIGN Hyakki Academy
Outdoor Pool
[14:42] Haruaki
Did any of you even know
our school had a pool?
[14:46] Hijita
Until last year, we had classes in the ocean.
[14:49] Oota
We can't go into the ocean this year, though.
[14:52] Haruaki
Really?
[14:53] Oota
Yeah. Because it got hot
earlier than usual this year,
[14:56] Oota
a bunch of umibouzu appeared
in the swimming area.
[15:01] Haruaki
Oh, come on. They're not
jellyfish or anything.
[15:05] Little old man
Umibouzu are youkai that live in the ocean.
[15:07] Little old man
They sink ships and stuff.
[15:11] Sano
Hey, isn't that it?
[15:13] Haruaki
You're right.
[15:17] Haruaki
Th-This is...
[15:23] Haruaki
What is this? It's basically abandoned!
[15:25] Hijita
This is gonna take more than a cleaning.
It needs a full makeover.
[15:32] Haruaki
The pool water's dirty, too.
[15:34] Ren
That's putting it lightly...
[15:36] Ren
There's literally miasma coming from it.
[15:38] Haruaki
It's basically the entrance
to the underworld!
[15:42] Haruaki
A-Anyway...
[15:43] Haruaki
Let's dump this water.
[15:45] Sano
Can we actually dump it?
[15:47] Sano
I feel like it'd destroy nature...
[15:50] Haruaki
Well... nature created it...
and it's going back to nature.
[15:55] Hijita
All right. I'll go drain it.
[15:57] Sano
Hey, it's wet around the pool, so it's dange—
[16:02] Tamao
Hijita fell into the poisonous swamp!
SIGN Sizzle...
[16:09] Tamao
He's dead! He's definitely dead!
I heard some melting!
[16:13] Oota
Hijita-kun!
[16:14] Haruaki
No!
[16:17] Sano
Like a mud youkai would melt and die.
[16:19] Ren
Pretty much.
[16:25] Hijita
That really sucked.
[16:26] Haruaki
Oh, thank goodness you're alive...
SIGN Whew...
SIGN Whew...
[16:33] Hijita
Good grief. Gosh, that was a close one.
[16:37] All
H-Hijita!
[16:41] Tamao
This is bad!
[16:42] Tamao
Hijita's design and personality
have been completely redone!
[16:46] Sano
This goes beyond aesthetics. It's just gross.
[16:48] Sano
Why the hell is he blonde?
[16:52] Ren
Oh, fine.
[16:54] Ren
We just gotta accept that Hijita's dead and
do something about the poisonous swamp.
[16:58] Ren
Got it?
[17:00] Haruaki
O-Okay. This time, let's actually drain it.
[17:03] Tamao
Even if we drained and cleaned this
pool, I don't think I'd want to...
[17:07] Mamekichi
S-Save me!
[17:08] Kappas
Heave-ho. Heave-ho. Heave-ho.
[17:10] Haruaki
What the hell are those?! Kappa?!
[17:12] Little old man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
[17:14] Little old man
Kappa are youkai that live in rivers.
[17:17] Little old man
They love cucumbers and causing mischief.
[17:19] Kappa
Kappamaki!
[17:20] Ren
They're trying to drag Mame
into the poisonous swamp!
[17:23] Tamao
Forget the cleaning!
[17:26] Kappa
Heave-ho. Heave-ho. Heave-ho.
[17:26] Haruaki
They're so strong!
[17:28] Mamekichi
No! I'm gonna end up like Hiji-tan, too!
[17:32] Mamekichi
I'll turn into a really tall, handsome guy!
[17:35] Mamekichi
Save me, Sano-kun!
[17:55] Sano
Mame, are you okay?
[17:57] Mamekichi
Sano-kun!
[18:00] Sano
Forget being tall. You look best like this.
[18:00] Mamekichi
I was so scared!
[18:04] Ren
Dude, you're way scarier than the kappa!
[18:09] Kappa
Don't get cocky just because
you beat us, ignorant fools.
[18:14] Haruaki
Hey, it spoke!
[18:15] Tamao
Who're you callin' ignorant fools, huh?!
[18:17] Kappa
Sorry!
[18:19] Kappa
But you see, in this pool...
[18:21] Kappa
our master still awaits.
[18:24] Haruaki
Huh?
[18:38] Haruaki
It's a giant human-faced fish!
[18:43] Small old man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
[18:45] Small old man
A human-faced fish, as its name suggests,
[18:48] Small old man
is literally a fish with a human face.
[18:50] Human-faced fish
Hello, I am the master here.
[18:53] Human-faced fish
Now, foolish youkai...
[18:56] Human-faced fish
if you want to clean this pool,
you'll have to defeat me first!
[19:00] Haruaki
Why, though?!
[19:02] Human-faced fish
We can't have you puny youkai who can't even
[19:07] Human-faced fish
defeat a single fish
entering this holy place.
[19:13] Tamao
You've got some nerve to keep yappin'!
[19:15] Tamao
You dumb fish, pickin' a fight with a cat!
[19:19] Tamao
Bring it!
[19:20] Tamao
I'll fillet you myself, you fish bastard!
[19:27] Tamao
Oh, no.
[19:29] Haruaki
Hey! He just nommed him!
[19:30] Ren
T-Tamao!
[19:32] Oota
Nyuudou-kun, it's dangerous
to get any closer!
[19:37] Human-faced fish
Don't worry. You can have a tearful
reunion in my belly soon enough!
[19:42] Haruaki
Oh, no! It's attacking us!
[19:44] Sano
Isn't he just hungry?
[19:46] Haruaki
Wh-Wh-What do we do?!
[19:49] Sano
We don't need to waste
our time with these guys.
[20:00] Sano
Oota, you'd be able to catch
this guy, wouldn't you?
[20:04] Oota
Oh, right. Hi-yah!
[20:14] Oota
Yay! I caught it!
[20:17] Haruaki
Talk about a pathetic master.
[20:19] Human-faced fish
Now that it's come to this,
there's nothing more we can do.
[20:24] Human-faced fish
Stew us, grill us. Do as you please.
[20:25] Kappa
Oh, Master...
[20:28] Kappa
Oh, I'm quite delicious as sashimi.
[20:31] Oota
Uh... I don't think I'm gonna be eating you.
[20:35] Mamekichi
Hup. Hey, master guy.
[20:37] Mamekichi
Why don't you come to the biology club?
[20:39] Mamekichi
You can stay in a gorgeous tank
with three meals and naptime!
[20:42] Mamekichi
There's a girl human-faced fish, too,
and we'll change your water frequently.
[20:47] Mamekichi
You kappa can come, too.
[20:48] Kappa
Woo-hoo!
[20:50] Mamekichi
What do you say?
[20:58] Human-faced fish
Well, living together in
harmony is important.
[21:01] Haruaki
Wow, the master is weak-willed.
[21:05] Haruaki
Now that the master is gone,
let's get this cleaning done.
[21:08] All
Yeah!
[21:10] Haruaki
By the way, Oota-kun, this whole time...
[21:13] Haruaki
your feet have been in the
poisonous swamp. You okay?
[21:16] Oota
Huh? Um...
[21:20] Oota
It's hot!
[21:21] Haruaki
Is it hot?!
[21:23] Oota
It's hot!
[21:27] Haruaki
Hey, wait...
[21:34] Haruaki
Um, so yeah...
[21:38] Haruaki
For now, please settle for this...
SIGN Sorry
[21:41] Haruaki
plastic pool.
[21:43] Principal
Absolutely not. I'm docking
your pay, you fool.
[21:51] Haruaki
And so, this year's swimming
classes were canceled.
[21:59] Haruaki
Also, later on...
[22:01] Haruaki
The master was indeed taken
in by the biology club.
[22:06] Mamekichi
Good for you, Master!
3 - Panic! In Miki-sensei's Youkai Studies Class!!
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[00:03] Haruaki
Observe your class?
[00:06] Haruaki
Can I?!
[00:07] Miki
Yes. Youkai studies covers youkai
history and how we live.
[00:12] Miki
We learn everything currently
known about youkai.
[00:15] Miki
Essentially, it's social studies with youkai.
[00:17] Miki
I figured you'd end up an even better teacher
[00:20] Miki
if you learned more about
youkai in that class.
[00:23] Haruaki
Even better... I'd love that!
I want to be an even better teacher!
[00:29] Miki
Then I'll go ahead and ask
the principal about it.
[00:32] Miki
I'll put in a good word for you.
[00:34] Haruaki
Thank you very much!
[00:36] Miki
Well, you've got a class to teach,
don't ya? Get a move on.
[00:40] Haruaki
Right!
[00:41] Hatanaka
No running in the hallways!
[00:43] Haruaki
Oh, right!
[00:45] Nezumi-sensei
It's quite amazing.
[00:48] Nezumi-sensei
I'm surprised you can both talk
to Abe-sensei. You're not scared?
[00:53] Hatanaka
Scared?
[00:54] Nezumi
Well, considering what the
principal told us... you know.
[00:58] Satou-sensei
The last thing we want is him
accidentally exorcising us.
[01:01] Miki
You morons.
[01:04] Miki
Him having such tremendous power...
[01:09] Miki
is exactly why we want to tame him.
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN Class 2-3
[02:42] Miki
So on that note...
SIGN Episode 3
"Panic! In Miki-sensei's
Youkai Studies Class!!"
[02:44] Miki
Your homeroom teacher, Abe-sensei,
is gonna be observing the class today.
[02:48] Haruaki
I-I've still got a lot to learn,
so please be patient with me.
[02:52] Sano
Miki and Seimei... I don't like this duo.
[02:55] Akisame
I definitely don't want a repeat of
what happened in our first year.
[02:59] Haruaki
Everyone looks really anxious...
[03:02] Haruaki
Is the youkai studies class that hard?
[03:04] Miki
There might be topics humans aren't
aware of, but it's not all that difficult.
[03:08] Miki
Why don't you stand behind
everyone, Abe-sensei?
[03:11] Haruaki
Sure.
[03:12] Miki
And the rest of you can hand in the
homework I gave you last week.
[03:15] Both
Huh?!
[03:17] Mujina
Hey, Nyuudou. Did we even have any homework?
[03:19] Nyuudou
Hey, Sensei! Mujina said
he forgot his homework!
[03:22] Mujina
Don't go ratting me out like that, you jerk!
[03:25] Miki
Then we'll just have you
stay after school to do it.
[03:29] Mujina
This is all your fault!
[03:30] Nyuudou
It's your own fault for forgetting.
[03:34] Hijita
You foolish afro. Why would
you go admitting that now?
[03:38] Hijita
This is what you're supposed to
do in situations like this...
[03:41] Hijita
Sir! Sir, Sir, Sir, Sir!
[03:43] Hijita
Sensei! I did my homework,
but I forgot to bring it.
[03:47] Miki
In that case, head over
to your dorm and get it.
[03:49] Miki
The round trip should take
about fifteen minutes.
[03:53] Miki
Let's get class started, then.
[03:56] Hijita
Wait, what?
[03:57] Small Old Man
There's no turning back for Hijita-kun now!
[04:00] Miki
All right. We'll begin on
page 18 of your textbooks,
[04:03] Miki
"The Types of Youkai and Their
Changes in Modern Times."
[04:07] Haruaki
Wow! Miki-sensei's amazing!
[04:10] Haruaki
He's so resolute!
[04:11] Haruaki
The best I can do is cry and
beg them to do something.
[04:15] (Flashback) Haruaki
Akisame-kun! Please do
your homework tomorrow!
[04:19] Akisame
Fine! I'll do it, okay?! Just let
go of me! Everyone's staring!
SIGN Humanoid Youkai
SIGN Fire
SIGN Animal Youkai
[04:24] Miki
You can broadly categorize youkai like so.
SIGN Humanoid Youkai
SIGN Fire
SIGN Animal Youkai
[04:28] Miki
Though nowadays, most youkai
disguise themselves as humans
SIGN Humanoid Youkai
SIGN Fire
SIGN Animal Youkai
SIGN Humanoid Youkai
SIGN Fire
SIGN Animal Youkai
SIGN Inorganic Youkai
[04:32] Miki
to make it easier to live in
the advancing human society.
[04:35] Haruaki
Oh, I see!
[04:37] Haruaki
There are all sorts of youkai out there!
[04:40] Haruaki
Wait...
[04:41] Haruaki
I wonder which kind Sano-kun is.
[04:45] Haruaki
He'd be so cute if he turned into
a little animal like Maizuka-kun.
[04:52] Sano
Don't stare at me from behind. It's annoying.
SIGN Can't Use Youkai Magic
SIGN Action Type
[04:55] Miki
Among the ones who can use youkai magic,
[04:58] Miki
there's the action type that
do specific movements,
SIGN Will Type
SIGN Can't Use Youkai Magic
[05:01] Miki
the ones who look like they
can use youkai magic but can't,
SIGN Can't Use Youkai Magic
SIGN Will Type
SIGN Can't Use Youkai Magic
SIGN Will Type
[05:05] Miki
and the ones that are hardest
to deal with: the will type.
SIGN Can't Use Youkai Magic
SIGN Will Type
[05:09] Miki
They use their youkai magic
with a single thought.
[05:13] Haruaki
Excuse me, sir! I have a question!
[05:15] Haruaki
Why are they the hardest to deal with?
[05:17] Miki
Because, unlike your actions,
[05:18] Miki
you can't always control your own heart.
[05:22] Miki
Getting pissed off and
causing a huge issue
[05:26] Miki
with their youkai magic unexpectedly
isn't that uncommon.
[05:31] Miki
I'm an action type, just like
Maizuka-kun and the others.
[05:34] Miki
Drinking sake gives me spirit
energy to use youkai magic.
[05:37] Miki
Why don't I show you how
it's done real quick?
SIGN Fire
[05:40] Yanagida
N-No, that's okay!
[05:42] Odawara
R-Remember? We saw last year!
[05:44] Haruaki
Really? I'd love to see!
[05:49] Muujina
Shut up!
[05:49] Akisame
I'll rip off that dumb cowlick of yours!
[05:51] Yanagida
Don't make us hang you!
[05:53] Miki
Now, now, it'll just be a little bit.
[06:01] Miki
Just like this, the sake becomes
the source of my spirit energy,
[06:04] Miki
and I end up with otherworldly strength,
just like an oni should have.
[06:08] Miki
For example...
[06:14] Miki
You hear me, you little shits?!
SIGN Hijita
Nyuudou
[06:17] Small Old Man
Meanwhile, Hiji-tan was...
[06:19] Hijita
All right! I found the homework printout!
[06:22] Hijita
And of course, I didn't actually do it!
[06:25] Hijita
I just need to finish it, no matter what!
[06:27] Small Old Man
...carrying out a lonesome battle
all alone without anyone knowing.
SIGN Class 2-3
[06:34] Sano
Miki's a real awful drunk,
[06:36] Sano
even though he can't use
youkai magic without sake.
[06:39] Haruaki
What? Really?
[06:40] Sano
Last year, he spent half a day destroying
half the school until he sobered up.
[06:46] Haruaki
I'm surprised he hasn't been fired.
[06:50] Akisame
I had a feeling this would happen ever
since you came to observe the class!
[06:54] Miki
Shut your traps! We're in the middle of class!
[06:56] Miki
Quiet down, you little jerks!
[07:02] Nyuudou
I'm gonna go get another teacher!
[07:04] Miki
Hey, Nyuudou! Where d'ya think you're goin'?
[07:06] Miki
Class is still in session.
[07:08] Miki
You ain't allowed to boycott class!
[07:13] Fujihira
An orange juice bomb!
[07:15] Odawara
Is this grade school bullying?!
[07:16] Beniko
More importantly, why did he
bring cucumbers and oranges?
[07:20] Small Old Man
Mujina-kun feels like Nyuudou-kun
got what he deserves.
[07:23] Miki
Oh, that's right. While we're at it,
you should show us, too, Abe-sensei.
[07:28] Haruaki
Sh-Show you what? My pay stub?
[07:30] Miki
You moron!
[07:31] Miki
Don't play dumb with me!
[07:33] Miki
I know who you are!
[07:35] Miki
When you deal with youkai, you—
[07:41] Sano
Seimei! Do the thing!
[07:42] Haruaki
What thing?!
[07:44] Sano
You have the power to exorcise demons!
[07:47] Sano
Use that!
[07:49] Haruaki
Wait, really? I'm that amazing?
[07:52] Sano
You didn't even realize it?
[07:54] Haruaki
I mean, my family does run a shrine...
[07:56] Haruaki
But all I ever did was sell
talismans at the shrine office.
[07:59] Sano
Just shut up and give it a try!
[08:01] Sano
Miki gets his spirit energy from sake.
[08:04] Sano
So if you use your exorcism powers
to cleanse Miki's spirit energy,
[08:07] Sano
it should...
[08:08] Haruaki
I see!
[08:09] Haruaki
I'm still not entirely sure if
I have powers like that, but...
[08:13] Haruaki
Okay, I'll give it a try.
[08:15] Haruaki
Prepare yourself! This is for
Akisame-kun and Nyuudou-kun!
[08:18] Both
Don't just randomly kill us off!
[08:21] Hatanaka
What's that ruckus...
[08:27] Hatanaka
Gah! Rintarou!
[08:29] Hatanaka
Damn it! Did you drink again?!
[08:31] Miki
Come on, now. Stop teasin' me and show me!
[08:35] Haruaki
Eek! You sound like some pervy old guy!
[08:37] Hatanaka
Hey! Rintarou! You idiot!
[08:40] Haruaki
W-Wait! Wait, wait!
[08:41] Hatanaka
Hey, stop that!
[08:44] Hatanaka
Hey! Are you listening to me, Rintarou?!
[08:46] Haruaki
I'm gonna fall!
[08:47] Hatanaka
Stop!
[08:48] Haruaki
Wh-What the heck?!
[08:49] Haruaki
I don't have any exorcism powers at all!
[08:52] Haruaki
I knew I didn't have any powers like that!
[08:55] Sano
It's do or die!
[08:57] Sano
Seimei!
[08:58] Sano
Zashiki says she'll take off the pants
under her uniform if you do it!
[09:02] Haruaki
What?!
[09:03] Beniko
What the hell are you
saying at a time like this?!
[09:06] Haruaki
That's right! He's right!
[09:08] Haruaki
Until I see Zashiki-san wearing her
uniform without pants underneath...
[09:12] Haruaki
There's no way I can die!
[09:14] Haruaki
...no way I can die!
[09:15] Haruaki
...no way I can die!
[09:16] Haruaki
...no way I can die!
[09:17] Haruaki
...no way I can...
[09:21] Principal
Now, this is quite a show.
SIGN Class 2-3
[09:26] Hijita
See?! I told you I did my homework!
[09:29] Hijita
Er... Did something happen?
[09:31] Small Old Man
And so, with Haruaki's exorcism powers,
[09:34] Small Old Man
he was able to safely stop
Rintarou Miki's outburst.
[09:40] Sano
I never thought you'd exorcise all
the spirit energy in the school.
[09:43] Haruaki
Yeah, that was pretty shocking.
[09:45] Sano
Take this seriously.
[09:47] Haruaki
Oh, but Sano-kun...
[09:50] Haruaki
I'd like you to keep my powers
and family a secret from the class.
[09:56] Sano
Huh? Why?
[09:58] Haruaki
I mean... everyone would be afraid of me
if they knew I had that kind of power.
[10:05] Haruaki
I just want to enjoy a great
school life with everyone.
[10:10] Haruaki
And enjoy a lovely youth—
[10:12] Marshmallow
Hey, you jerk! I didn't get
enough water over here!
[10:15] Mandragora 1
Hey, numbnuts! Take better care of us!
[10:17] Noriko
Don't underestimate us!
[10:20] Haruaki
Wah! Right when I was trying
to say something profound!
[10:25] Haruaki
Come on! Stop that!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[10:35] Hijita
Come on, Nyuudou! Please!
[10:37] Hijita
Show me your notes!
[10:40] Hijita
Otherwise, I'm gonna be
screwed on my midterms!
[10:42] Hijita
I won't ask for anything again!
[10:43] Nyuudou
You're too damn loud this
early in the morning, Hijita.
[10:46] Nyuudou
I've heard your "I won't ask for anything
again!" at least a hundred times.
[10:49] Nyuudou
Go die a hundred times and try again.
[10:51] Hijita
Please! Just this once!
[10:53] Hijita
I'll lick your shoes or even
the soles of your feet!
[10:56] Nyuudou
Only someone like Sano
would like that, you moron.
[10:58] Hijita
Please! I beg of you, Nyuudou-sama! Please!
[11:03] Nyuudou
Ugh! Okay, fine!
[11:05] Nyuudou
But if you keep being this stupid,
[11:07] Nyuudou
you're gonna end up like a certain
stupid homeroom teacher—
[11:10] Haruaki
Who exactly...
[11:11] Haruaki
are you talking about? Hmm?
[11:16] Haruaki
You don't have to get that scared.
[11:18] Hijita
Don't show up like some horror movie
scene so early in the morning!
[11:22] Nyuudou
What're you doing out here, anyway?
[11:25] Haruaki
Huh? What am I doing?
SIGN Student Disciplinary
Committee
[11:26] Haruaki
This.
[11:27] Both
The disciplinary committee?!
[11:29] Haruaki
Yeah. You know how I observed
Miki-sensei's class the other day?
[11:33] Haruaki
Today, I'm helping Hatanaka-sensei as a
part of the student disciplinary committee
[11:37] Haruaki
so I can become a better teacher and improve
my communication with the students.
[11:41] Haruaki
But I'm not sure just how
to discipline all of you.
[11:48] Nyuudou
Here's someone you can practice on right now.
[11:51] Haruaki
Oh, Sano-kun.
[11:52] Nyuudou
Yup. He's clearly breaking the
school rules with his hair.
[11:55] Haruaki
What?! That's not Sano-kun's
natural hair color?
[11:59] Haruaki
Hey, you delinquent!
[12:00] Haruaki
I'm gonna discipline you! Prepare yourself!
[12:06] Sano
So what the hell are you doing?
[12:08] Haruaki
It's true! His roots are slightly black!
[12:12] Nyuudou
He's trying to discipline
students on their way to school.
[12:14] Sano
Oh, I see.
[12:16] Sano
That's why he was talking about my hair.
[12:18] Sano
But I ain't gonna change it.
[12:20] Haruaki
Huh? Really?
[12:22] Sano
It doesn't look good?
[12:23] Haruaki
No! It looks great!
[12:25] Sano
Then it's fine, right?
[12:26] Haruaki
True!
[12:27] Haruaki
I see. I guess it's okay
if it looks good on you.
[12:30] Haruaki
Okay, no problem here.
[12:32] Hatanaka
Of course it's a problem, you moron!
[12:36] Hatanaka
Seriously, just how bad
are you at disciplining?
[12:39] Haruaki
Hatanaka-sensei! I'm sowwy!
[12:42] Both
It grew back!
[12:43] Beniko
Hey, what are you yelling
about so early in the morning?
[12:47] Mamekichi
Oh? You're up early, Beniko-chan.
[12:50] Beniko
I stayed up all night gaming
and then came straight to school.
[12:53] Beniko
I swear, defeating that horde
of creatures was the worst.
[12:57] Haruaki
Zashiki-san!
[12:59] Haruaki
Wearing pants under your uniform is—
[13:03] Beniko
Ugh! I guess there was
still one creature left!
[13:07] Nyuudou
Zashiki. You're not exactly wrong,
but that's our homeroom teacher.
[13:11] Beniko
Seriously?!
[13:12] Haruaki
I'm not letting you get away
with those pants today!
[13:15] Haruaki
I'm gonna rip them off you!
[13:17] Yamazaki
Oh, really?
[13:18] Haruaki
Huh?
[13:20] Yamazaki
Why don't we have a nice,
long chat back at the station?
[13:21] Haruaki
No, wait! You've got the wrong idea! Really!
[13:26] Hijita
Did you bring it?
[13:28] Beniko
But of course.
[13:29] Hijita
I'm excited to play the new one—
[13:31] Hatanaka
And... I'll be taking these!
[13:38] Miki
The questions for the midterms are ready!
[13:40] Miki
I pulled two all-nighters
making them! Praise me!
[13:43] Hatanaka
Like hell I will! The other teachers
finished making theirs a week ago!
[13:48] Hatanaka
All right. I've gotta lock
these up in the safe, too.
[13:51] Hijita
Damn it, Hatanaka... I can't believe
he already took those from us.
[13:55] Beniko
I mean, if we look like we feel bad,
I'm sure we'll get them back quick.
SIGN Faculty Room
[14:00] Haruaki
What? You're putting them in the safe?
[14:06] Haruaki
This is that serious?
[14:09] Hijita
Those are our game consoles!
[14:11] Hatanaka
Yeah. We're going to keep them in
the safe until next week's tests.
[14:16] Beniko
They're gonna keep them that long?!
[14:19] Miki
Every single time, there's some idiot student
[14:22] Miki
who tries to use their
youkai magic to steal them.
[14:25] Hatanaka
And it's on us, the teachers, if they do.
[14:27] Miki
Well, anyone that reckless
is definitely gonna regret it.
SIGN Class 2-3
[14:38] Nyuudou
Hey, Mame. You actually studying for once?
[14:41] Mamekichi
Yup! I'm gonna strive to
be a genius starting today!
[14:43] Nyuudou
Good for you.
[14:44] Sano
Okay, question five: What happened
at Sekigahara in the year 1600?
SIGN Japanese
History
[14:49] Mamekichi
Hmm... A flea market?
SIGN Japanese
History
[14:52] Sano
Er... A hint is "the blank of Sekigahara."
SIGN Japanese
History
SIGN Japanese
History
[14:55] Hijita
It's time to battle!
[14:57] Sano
Yup. Correct.
[14:59] Sano
So, what happened?
[15:01] Hijita
Those jerks plan to keep our
gaming consoles for over a week!
[15:05] Sano
That's pretty long.
[15:07] Ogata Twins
Hey, Hijita. Is that true?
[15:10] Hijita
The Ogata Twins!
[15:11] Ogata Hikari
We got our phones taken by
Hatanaka this morning, too.
[15:15] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Quit looking at these during school!
[15:17] Ogata Hayashi
Isn't that mean? We were just
reading manga during the break.
[15:21] Hijita
That's awful. So what were you reading?
SIGN Rokurou
Umibouzu
[15:24] Twins
A youkai porn manga.
[15:26] Twins
The Nure Onna's Wet Spot.
SIGN The Nure Onna's Wet Spot
SIGN The Nure Onna's Wet Spot
[15:27] Both
Don't read that at school!
[15:30] Hijita
All right!
[15:31] Hijita
The four of us are gonna sneak into the
faculty room tonight and get our stuff back!
[15:34] Hijita + Ogata Twins + Zashiki
Yeah!
[15:36] Sano
Mame.
[15:38] Sano
Don't end up like them. Study hard.
[15:41] Mamekichi
Okay.
[15:48] Hijita
Opening it now.
[15:52] Hijita
Okay, it's open.
[15:53] Beniko
This is sorta like a test of
courage. I'm getting excited!
[15:57] Hikari
And the school is so creepy at night.
[15:59] Hijita
What are you talking about? We're youkai.
[16:02] Hijita
We can't have the scary guys get scared—
[16:07] Haruaki
Wait! Don't hit me! It's me!
[16:10] Haruaki
Sorry about that.
[16:12] Haruaki
I thought you were robbers,
so I thought I'd scare you off.
SIGN Haruaki
[16:15] Twins
Not sure if you scared any robbers,
but you definitely scared a dorotabou.
SIGN Dorotabou
SIGN Dorotabou
SIGN Dorotabou
[16:19] Haruaki
Oh, I see. You just forgot
something in the classroom.
SIGN Faculty Room
[16:23] Haruaki
But... all four of you?
[16:24] Hijita + Ogata Twins + Zashiki
Yes, all four of us!
[16:25] Haruaki
One sec. The classroom's locked.
[16:28] Hijita
Hey, are you the only one on patrol tonight?
[16:31] Haruaki
Yup, I am.
[16:32] Beniko
Oh, I see.
[16:34] Hijita
We weren't planning to
get caught by a teacher,
[16:37] Hijita
but we're lucky that we
got into the faculty room.
[16:41] Hijita
Now to just defeat Seimei and get
our gaming consoles and phones back!
[16:45] Haruaki
Oh, there it is.
[16:51] Hijita
What's with this cage? I can't move.
[16:54] Hayashi
It's covered with talismans
that seal spirit energy.
[16:58] Hijita
Wait a minute.
[16:59] Hijita
Did he actually plan this from the start?!
[17:03] Hijita
Impossible!
SIGN Evilaki
[17:04] Hijita
Seimei doesn't have any
humanly wisdom or guts—
[17:09] Hijita
Wait, those are...
[17:12] Hijita
Three kinds of uniforms?!
[17:14] Hatanaka
Well done, my guard dog.
[17:16] Hatanaka
Er, I mean, Abe-sensei.
[17:18] Hijita
Y-You guys...
[17:20] Hatanaka
I knew you'd show up, you thieves.
[17:22] Miki
Did you really think we didn't
take any security measures?
SIGN Mamekichi Maizuka
Mikoto Sano
[17:27] Small old man
Meanwhile, Sano-kun was...
[17:30] Sano
Mame, are you still studying?
[17:32] Mamekichi
Yup. My goal is to get a score
higher than 5 on my next test.
SIGN
Consumed
by desire
SIGN Explain the
meaning of
the following
proverbs:
[17:38] Mamekichi
Hey, what does this mean?
[17:40] Sano
Oh, it's someone who takes action
solely for their desires.
[17:44] Mamekichi
I see! This is talking about Seimei-kun!
[17:46] Mamekichi
I just got a little smarter!
[17:49] Sano
I mean, in his case... he doesn't do
anything unless it's for his desires.
SIGN Evilaki
[17:53] Haruaki
All right, it's time to discipline you.
[17:57] Hikari
Little Bro!
[17:58] Hayashi
Aye-aye.
[18:05] Haruaki
The talismans aren't working?!
[18:06] Hikari
Too bad.
[18:08] Hayashi
Your tricks to seal
away youkai spirit energy
[18:10] Hayashi
won't work on us, the Fuujin and Raijin.
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[18:13] Small old man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
[18:15] Small old man
The Fuujin and Raijin are youkai that
control wind and lightning, respectively.
[18:20] Small old man
They were originally gods,
[18:22] Small old man
but during the Edo period, they spread
a lot of disasters and diseases,
[18:26] Small old man
so they were kicked out of the
kingdom of the gods, Takamagahara,
[18:29] Small old man
and became youkai.
[18:31] Haruaki
Wow... I guess you weren't originally youkai.
[18:34] Hijita
Damn it! We need to retreat
for now! Just you wait!
[18:37] Hatanaka
Hey! They ran away!
[18:38] Miki
Abe-sensei, we're going after them.
[18:40] Haruaki
R-Right!
[18:41] Beniko
For now, let's run to the entrance!
[18:44] Hikari
Hey! Look!
[18:45] Marshmallow
Baboom!
[18:47] Marshmallow
We're a wall of mandragoras!
[18:49] Haruaki
I had them set up in
front of all the exits!
[18:52] Hatanaka
You're actually useful
when uniforms are involved.
[18:55] Mandragora 2
You're not getting through!
[18:58] Noriko
Hey! Stop stepping on my face, you moron!
[19:00] Mandragora 2
Huh?! Shaddap! Unlike you, I have long legs!
[19:05] Noriko
What'd you say?! Who do you think
you are, you dumb mandragora?!
[19:08] Marshmallow
Who do you think you are,
you dumb mandragora?!
[19:11] Marshmallow
What school you from, huh?!
[19:12] Noriko
You're just a fat radish!
[19:12] Hijita
Now's our chance!
[19:13] Marshmallow
Shut up, you fake daikon radish!
[19:15] Kazuo
Stop that. We're Solanaceae plants.
[19:16] Haruaki
I messed up!
[19:18] Hatanaka
What are you doing, you useless fool?!
[19:20] Haruaki
A man who goes from capable to useless
in 30 seconds. That's me, Haruaki.
[19:24] Hatanaka
Hey, Rintarou!
[19:25] Miki
Huh?!
[19:26] Hatanaka
I'm allowing you to drink just
for today! Go capture them!
[19:31] Beniko
We somehow managed to get away.
[19:34] Hijita
Yeah. But they're going to all
this trouble for some game cons—
[19:38] Hijita
A hand?
[19:46] Miki
You ain't gettin' away from me...
[19:49] Hijita
Oh, God! They summoned a drunken Miki!
[19:52] Hayashi
Little Bro, show him what
a Raijin is made of.
[19:55] Hikari
Aye-aye.
[19:56] Hikari
I'll drop lighting on that
lighting rod on your head!
SIGN Lightning rod
SIGN Lightning rod
SIGN Lightning rod
SIGN Lightning rod
SIGN Lightning rod
SIGN Lightning rod
[20:06] Hatanaka
Whoa! Abe-sensei's on fire!
[20:09] Hikari
Oh, it fell on the bigger lightning rod.
[20:12] Haruaki
Mayday! Mayday!
[20:13] Haruaki
I'm currently on fire!
[20:15] Hatanaka
You moron! Don't repeatedly
tap on the fire alarm!
[20:17] Hatanaka
Rintarou! Get the fire extinguisher!
[20:20] Miki
I can't drink another drop...
[20:23] Hatanaka
Damn it! He's already out of batteries!
[20:25] Haruaki
Oh, God! I'm gonna die!
[20:25] Hikari
Oh, fine. Little Bro,
use wind to put out the fire.
[20:30] Hayashi
Aye-aye.
[20:32] Beniko
So, um... which one of you
is actually the little brother?
[20:35] Marshmallow
Which is it?
SIGN Faculty Room
[20:37] Haruaki
What? You didn't come here to
steal the midterm questions?!
[20:41] Hijita
And you guys were talking about
locking the tests in the safe?
SIGN Burnedaki
[20:46] Hatanaka
For crying out loud... You guys could've
just asked for them back normally.
[20:50] Hatanaka
Here.
[20:51] Haruaki
Well, at least the fire truck didn't show up.
[20:54] Hatanaka
Our fire alarm only informs those in the
school building that there's a fire.
[20:58] Hatanaka
The ones who hear it call the
fire department, but thankfully...
[21:05] Hatanaka
And... they called.
[21:08] Hatanaka
Okay, let's run.
[21:10] All
Yes, sir!
[21:14] Yamamoto
Sir! We couldn't find what caused the fire!
[21:17] Captain
What?!
[21:18] Yamamoto
But the front door was destroyed!
[21:20] Captain
What?!
[21:21] Captain
I-I know! Some youkai must've
set off the fire alarm!
[21:25] Captain
Yamamoto-kun! Call an exorcist!
[21:28] Yamamoto
Roger!
[21:29] Yamamoto
Wait, we're also youkai!
[21:30] Sano
Say, Nyuudou. Is Hijita...
[21:32] Nyuudou
Yeah, he's not back yet.
[21:37] Sano
I see. So you were all playing tag at this hour,
and now you're playing hide-and-seek.
[21:43] Hijita
Exactly.
[21:45] Sano
Pardon me! The ones who pulled
the fire alarm are over here!
[21:49] Captain
What?!
[21:50] Captain
Come back here!
SIGN Runawayaki
[21:53] Haruaki
I'm sorry!
[21:55] Mamekichi
Say, Sano-kun.
[21:56] Mamekichi
Is there a proverb that fits this situation?
[21:59] Sano
Let's see... "Once a fool,
always a fool." I think.
[22:04] Mamekichi
Yay, I got just a little smarter again!
4 - An Interview with Haruaki?! Here Comes Youkai TV!
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SIGN Class 2-3
[00:04] All
What?!
[00:07] Hijita
Youkai TV 's gonna interview you?!
[00:11] Haruaki
They want to do an up-close interview of me
[00:14] Haruaki
as the first human teacher at a youkai school.
SIGN Oni
[00:16] Beniko
And what's the show called?
[00:18] Haruaki
Well...
[00:20] Haruaki
It's a documentary show called
Youkai Autobiographies.
[00:24] Hijita
What?! That's a super famous
show that's been on forever!
[00:27] Seimei
Seimei! I really don't think you should do this!
[00:32] Haruaki
Huh?! But why?
[00:33] Haruaki
That shocked me so much,
I hit my head on the board!
[00:35] Nyuudou
You're just gonna embarrass
yourself on national TV.
[00:40] Haruaki
Wah, what's your problem with me?!
[00:43] All
This right here.
[00:45] Sano
Actually, should you even be on TV?
SIGN Scaredy
Cat
SIGN Scaredy
Cat
SIGN Loser
SIGN Loser
[00:48] Sano
You're a loser, a scaredy cat,
and you have a uniform fetish.
[00:51] Sign
Uniform
Fetish
[00:51] Sign
Uniform
Fetish
[00:53] Sano
Tons of viewers will probably complain
about you and, worst case,
[00:56] Sano
you might get fired.
SIGN Fired
[00:57] Haruaki
Such violent words!
[00:59] Haruaki
Yeah, I guess I am pretty useless...
[01:02] Haruaki
Maybe I'll decline after all.
[01:05] Hijita
Oh, fine.
[01:07] Hijita
We'll do our best to make you
look like a good teacher on TV.
[01:12] Hijita
So make sure you don't
embarrass yourself.
[01:16] Haruaki
Right!
[01:17] Hatanaka
Er, more importantly, could you not
put a hole in the wall during class?
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
SIGN Auditorium
SIGN The Following Week
SIGN Episode 4
"An Interview with Haruaki?!
Here Comes Youkai TV!"
[03:00] Ageha
Hello!
[03:02] Ageha
I'm a director at Youkai TV.
[03:05] Ageha
My name is Ageha, and I'm a
youkai called a choukeshin.
[03:08] Ageha
This is my AD and my other staff.
[03:12] Haruaki
The AD's scary.
[03:14] Ageha
So after we film your class,
we'd like to see some club activities.
[03:20] Haruaki
Oh, sure! I look forward to working with you.
SIGN Class 2-3
[03:26] Mujina
I wonder if Seimei's being
interviewed right about now.
[03:30] Nyuudou
Who's that?
[03:31] Tamao
The former afro guy Mujina
who got a straight perm.
[03:35] Mamekichi
Hey, Yanagida. You're awfully shiny today.
[03:38] Yanagida
Touch me.
[03:43] Mamekichi
Th-This is... silk!
[03:48] Yanagida
Today, you can call me an ittan-silk
rather than ittan-momen, kid.
[03:52] Mamekichi
Shut up, you dumb silkworm secretion.
[03:55] Beniko
Wow, everyone's hyped up.
[03:58] Hijita
Seriously...
[03:59] Hijita
Guys! Quiet down and
stop getting carried away!
[04:02] Hijita
I can't concentrate on my reading!
SIGN Harumph
[04:04] Hijita
Harumph!
[04:05] Beniko
You're the one who's getting carried away.
[04:07] Nyuudou
Seriously? You said this was for Seimei,
but you all just wanted to be on TV!
[04:14] Tamao
Actually, I also...
[04:18] Tamao
decided to try out being a long-haired cat!
[04:20] Nyuudou
What an expensive-looking cat!
[04:23] Haruaki
This is my class, Director.
[04:26] All
He's here!
[04:28] Ageha
Hello, everyone! I look forward
to working with you all today.
[04:34] Nyuudou
That AD's scary.
[04:37] Ageha
I wonder why there's a
hole in the blackboard.
[04:41] Haruaki
Okay, open up your textbooks...
SIGN Super Cute
Uniform Encyclopedia
SIGN Super Cute
Uniform Encyclopedia
[04:44] Haruaki
This is...
SIGN Modern
Japanese
[04:48] Mujina
What?!
[04:49] Nyuudou
Well, that was short-lived.
SIGN Super Cute
Uniform Encyclopedia
SIGN Super Cute
Uniform Encyclopedia
[04:53] Haruaki
This is my Super Cute Uniform Encyclopedia!
[04:56] Haruaki
Crap! I must've brought it
instead of my textbook!
[05:00] Haruaki
I can understand grabbing the wrong
textbook, but this is real bad!
SIGN Cue card
[05:05] Haruaki
But thankfully, no one
seems to have noticed yet.
[05:08] Haruaki
In that case...
[05:09] Haruaki
Oh, no! I slipped!
[05:11] Ageha
What in the world?!
[05:16] Haruaki
Dear members of Class 4...
[05:18] Haruaki
Someone please lend me your Japanese book!
[05:21] Hatanaka
Why did you come to
borrow one from there?!
[05:29] Haruaki
Whew, class is finally over...
[05:31] Haruaki
I just got a thousand years
knocked off my life.
[05:34] Mamekichi
How long do you plan on living?
[05:37] Ageha
Abe-sensei! What's the next class?
[05:40] Haruaki
Um, next up is...
[05:44] Haruaki
Hatanaka-sensei will be helping us
with our next class of spooking.
[05:49] Hatanaka
You'll all be doing some actual spooking.
[05:53] Hatanaka
Make sure you be careful
and give it your all!
[05:56] Haruaki
Yes, sir! I'll give it my all!
[05:59] Hatanaka
Er, you won't be spooking, Abe-sensei.
[06:01] Hatanaka
Please don't do anything. Just watch.
[06:03] Ageha
A human teacher coming along
on a spooking lesson!
[06:07] Ageha
This will make excellent footage!
[06:09] Haruaki
But if this class will be in Honshu...
Are we hopping on a boat now?
[06:14] Hatanaka
Of course not. It'd take more than ten hours.
[06:17] Hatanaka
We're going straight from the
classroom. Open the door.
[06:24] Haruaki
A-An abandoned building?!
[06:28] Hatanaka
So, as you can see,
we're not at school anymore.
[06:32] Hatanaka
We're in a shopping district on Honshu.
SIGN Exciting Shopping District
[06:35] Hatanaka
The principal used his youkai magic to connect
that classroom with this place in Honshu.
SIGN We Were
Here
SIGN Now We're
Here
[06:41] Japan
Wow!
[06:42] Haruaki
You guys could've told me that earlier...
[06:46] Haruaki
I came here by boat my first day.
[06:48] Hatanaka
If we had, you would've run off your first day.
[06:50] Haruaki
T-True!
[06:52] Haruaki
Oh, could we cut this part out?
[06:54] Ageha
Sure! Leave it to us.
[06:56] Hatanaka
Now, then.
[06:57] Hatanaka
This should be the first hands-on
practice for all of you.
[07:00] Hatanaka
This shopping district's been shuttered,
so there aren't a lot of people around.
[07:04] Hatanaka
It's the perfect place for
your first hands-on practice.
[07:07] Hatanaka
By the way, Abe-sensei might be human,
but he's not a suitable target to spook.
[07:11] Hatanaka
Do you know why?
[07:12] Haruaki
I'm not?
[07:14] Mamekichi
I do! It's because he doesn't have any friends!
[07:17] Haruaki
M-M-M-M-M-M-Maizuka-kun!
[07:20] Hatanaka
You're half correct.
[07:22] Haruaki
Hey! Don't keep talking as if
I really don't have any friends!
[07:26] Hatanaka
Do you, though?
[07:27] Haruaki
No, I don't.
[07:30] Hijita
I know! Because he's a perv!
[07:32] Beniko
I know! Because he's so pathetic to look at!
[07:34] Sano
I know. He spreads misfortune.
[07:36] Haruaki
Uh, hey! You're all just
slandering me left and right!
[07:39] Utagawa
Um... Because even if you spook
him, he'll have no one to tell?
[07:44] Hatanaka
Exactly, Utagawa.
[07:46] Hatanaka
You can spook all you want, but there's
no point if word of it doesn't spread.
[07:50] Child
Mommy! Ghosts!
[07:51] Hatanaka
For that same reason, no small children, either.
[07:53] Hatanaka
No one will believe them.
[07:55] Haruaki
I see!
[07:57] Hatanaka
And no elderly, pregnant,
or ill-looking people, either.
[08:01] Haruaki
I guess you have to be really
careful about spooking.
[08:05] Hatanaka
Okay, first up...
[08:06] Hatanaka
Let's have the class reps, Utagawa
and Nyuudou, give it a try.
[08:10] Haruaki
I'll send you guys good vibes so it'll go well.
[08:15] Nyuudou
Please don't. I feel like your
vibes will just mess us up.
[08:25] Utagawa
Hey, look! How about those people?
[08:28] Rando guy A
By the way, what happened
with your other girlfriend?
[08:31] Rando guy B
Oh, her? I dumped her ages
ago. She's broke as hell.
[08:35] Nyuudou
Wow, what a piece of shit.
This'll make it easy.
[08:39] Utagawa and Nyuudou
Okay!
[08:41] Utagawa
Excuse me.
[08:42] Utagawa
Could you give me directions?
[08:45] Rando guy A
Well, where do you wanna go?
I'll take you there myself!
[08:49] Utagawa
Really? In that case...
[08:53] Utagawa
Could you take me to the River Styx?
[09:01] Rando guy A
A ghost!
[09:02] Rando guy A
Someone get a shaman!
[09:03] Rando guy B
You dumbass! What good would
it be talking to ghosts?!
[09:05] Rando guy A
Ow.
[09:07] Nyuudou
Boo.
[09:12] Nyuudou
If you don't treat girls better,
you might get a visitor by your pillow.
[09:19] Both
Yeah!
[09:20] Hatanaka
Fantastic work, you two.
[09:22] Haruaki
I'm really glad I'm not a
good target for spooking.
[09:27] Mujina
Damn you, Nyuudou.
How dare you get all the praise?
[09:31] Hatanaka
In that case, Mujina,
you and Hijita can go next.
[09:34] Mujina
Leave it to me!
[09:36] Mujina
I'll do a much better job spooking
than that cocky narcissist!
SIGN The Cocky
Narcissist
SIGN The Cocky
Narcissist
[09:42] Small Old Man
The cocky narcissist.
[09:45] Nyuudou
Huh?
[09:49] Hijita
Hey, Mujina, your mom's over there.
[09:52] Mujina
You saying that just because
we have the same hair?
[09:55] Mujina
Let's go!
[09:57] Hijita and Mujina
Excuse me.
[10:00] Hijita and Mujina
Hello!
[10:06] Old Lady
Well, well...
SIGN Tanaka's
Salt
[10:09] Old Lady
Hi-yah!
[10:12] Hijita
What's the big idea, you old hag?!
[10:14] Old Lady
I'm no ordinary old lady!
[10:17] Old Lady
I'm an exorcist old lady that
some high school kids hired!
SIGN "Some high school kids"
[10:22] Old lady
Curse you, evil spirits!
I'll exterminate you!
[10:25] Hijita and Mujina
You seem way more like the evil
spirit here, you old hag!
SIGN Exciting Shopping District
[10:31] Hijita
Please stop!
[10:33] Mujina
No, I can't!
[10:36] Hijita
And so we played tag with everything
we had for about ten kilometers.
[10:41] Hatanaka
Where's the old lady?
[10:43] Mujina
We managed to seal her away.
[10:48] Nyuudou
Don't sweat it.
[10:49] Mujina
Shut up!
[10:51] Hatanaka
Okay, next up, we have highest
attendance, Akisame, and...
[10:56] Tamao
Let it be someone cute.
Let it be someone cute.
[10:57] Tamao
Let it be someone cute. Let it be
someone cute. Let it be someone cute!
[11:04] Mamekichi
Ain't I a cutie?
[11:06] Tamao
Sure.
[11:07] HS girl A
What? No way!
[11:10] HS girl B
Nuh-uh! You can't hide it!
[11:12] Mamekichi
Hey, Akisame-kun. Some high
school girls are coming over.
[11:15] Tamao
Heck yeah! Let's do this, Mame!
[11:18] Mamekichi
Wow, you're pumped.
[11:20] HS girl A
Okay, I'll tell you the truth.
[11:23] HS girl B
Yeah!
SIGN Hiss
[11:25] Tamao
Hey, look! I'm a nekomata!
[11:27] HS girl A
Oh, my gosh! A kitty!
[11:29] HS girl B
Wow! It has two tails! That's amazing!
[11:34] Mamekichi
Tanukis are charming, too!
[11:37] HS girl A
Ooh! A tanuki, too!
[11:39] HS girl B
It's so cute and fluffy!
[11:41] Haruaki
They just seem to enjoy being doted on.
[11:45] Hatanaka
I guess I'll be giving
those two extra homework.
[11:49] Hatanaka
Okay, next. Mikoto Sano.
[11:54] Hatanaka
And, I know. Why don't you
go with him, Abe-sensei?
[11:58] Haruaki
Huh? Me?
[11:59] Sano
Wha?! Why do I have to go with him?
[12:02] Haruaki
Yay! Do I get to spook people,
too? That sounds fun!
[12:05] Ageha
That's a great idea! We'll get it all on film.
[12:10] Hatanaka
Just in case.
[12:17] Haruaki
Come to think of it, you don't use
youkai magic at all, Sano-kun.
[12:21] Sano
I'm not good at controlling my youkai magic.
[12:30] Sano
Remember what Miki said in class before?
[12:33] Sano
Zashiki and I are the types
[12:34] Sano
that can use our youkai magic
just by willing it in our hearts.
[12:40] Small Old Man
Sano-kun in middle school.
[12:43] Sano
I was never able to really
control my heart well enough.
[12:48] Haruaki
Don't worry, Sano-kun!
[12:51] Haruaki
If all else fails, I'll use my exorcism
powers to exorcise your youkai magic.
[12:57] Haruaki
See? I even brought a uniform for
a dress-up doll to get motivated.
[13:05] Sano
Say that once you can actually use
your exorcism powers properly.
[13:09] Sano
Come on. Let's get this over with.
[13:11] Haruaki
Wait for me, Sano-kun!
[13:15] Male Owner
You're so full of energy, Todoroki.
[13:17] Todoroki
Sure am.
[13:22] Sano
I'll make this as mild as possible.
[13:26] Male Owner
What's wrong, Todoroki?
[13:27] Male Owner
Todoroki! Where are you going?!
[13:30] Sano
I did it, but that was a bit lame.
[13:33] Haruaki
S-Sano-kun...
[13:37] Haruaki
Todoroki is heading this way!
[13:40] Sano
That's not due to my youkai magic.
[13:46] Todoroki
You're mine!
[13:51] Haruaki
That was a close one!
SIGN G
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a
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h
[13:55] Haruaki
I blame being born under an unlucky star!
[13:59] Working lady
About the documents for the next meeting...
[14:03] Haruaki
Hello!
SIGN Hello!!!
[14:05] Hatanaka
A-Are you all right, Abe-sensei?
[14:08] Haruaki
If I look all right to you right now,
[14:09] Haruaki
you might want to get your
glasses prescription renewed.
[14:13] Sano
There, I scared them.
[14:15] Haruaki
I'm the one you scared, actually!
[14:24] Hatanaka
Well, anyway... Why not try scaring
people without hurting them?
[14:29] Sano
Without hurting them...
[14:32] Haruaki
Yeah. For example, a paranormal
phenomenon or a poltergeist.
[14:42] HS girl
Help! Police!
[14:44] Hatanaka
Hey, wait a second!
[14:45] Haruaki
Wait, Hatanaka-sensei!
[14:47] Haruaki
Don't chase after a high school
girl looking like this!
[14:50] Sano
At least I didn't hurt you.
[14:53] Both
You deeply hurt our hearts and our pride!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN Class 2-3
[15:06] Ageha
Great job on your outdoor class.
[15:08] Ageha
We got some great footage of it!
[15:11] Ageha
Let's do the club activities
interview after this!
[15:14] Haruaki
Er, um... Please make sure to
cut out any risque footage.
[15:19] Mujina
This isn't looking too good.
[15:22] Beniko
And they definitely didn't get any
footage of him actually being useful.
[15:25] Beniko
Because he wasn't useful.
[15:27] Hijita
We told him not to embarrass himself...
[15:30] Tamao
Is there anything we can do?
[15:32] Hijita
Oh, fine. Let's roll up our
sleeves and help him out.
[15:35] Beniko
You gonna turn to mud if
you roll them up too much?
[15:37] Hijita
No!
[15:38] Hijita
Listen... Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[15:44] Sano
What are they plotting?
[15:47] Ageha
So you're usually the advisor
for the biology club?
[15:51] Haruaki
Yes.
[15:52] Haruaki
Or, well, I water the mandragoras
and feed the human-faced fish.
[15:59] Ageha
I hear you've named the
mandragora you take care of.
[16:04] Haruaki
Yes!
[16:05] Haruaki
I brought a few of them from
the mandragora garden today.
[16:08] Marshmallow
We're mandragoras.
[16:10] Haruaki
This one is Noriko, and that handsome one
over there that looks like an idol is Kazuo.
[16:14] Haruaki
Oh, and this one with the
marshmallow body is Marshmallow.
[16:17] Ageha
Yup. Can't tell them apart.
[16:20] Hijita
Well, well. You look like you're having fun.
[16:23] Ageha
What?
[16:24] Hijita
Mind if we join you?
[16:27] Ageha
Wh-Who are you?
[16:29] Hijita
Who are we? We're clearly
delinquents surrounding you.
[16:32] Hijita
Can't you tell?
[16:33] Mamekichi
Hiji-tan and the others are
purposely playing bad guys
[16:37] Mamekichi
who get defeated to make
Seimei-kun look better.
[16:39] Sano
Those are some old-school
delinquents, that's for sure.
[16:42] Mamekichi
As for Seimei-kun...
[16:44] Mamekichi
Hey! He turned into a sheep
being targeted by wolves.
[16:48] Haruaki
H-H-H-H-Hijita-kun and
the others have gone bad!
[16:51] Haruaki
They're gonna kill me!
[16:53] Mamekichi
I know how he looks, but it's just Hiji-tan.
[16:56] Mamekichi
The same Hiji-tan who bawls his eyes
out reading shojo manga sometimes.
[16:59] Mamekichi
What's so scary about him?
[17:01] Haruaki
I-I'm sorry. Delinquents are the one
thing I absolutely can't deal with...
[17:06] Haruaki
They're scarier than bandits or robbers.
[17:10] Sano
Bandits and robbers are definitely scarier.
SIGN Script
[17:13] Nyuudou
Hey, do you really have time to
be scared, Cow Lick-sensei?
SIGN Script
[17:17] Beniko
You better hurry up and reform us,
SIGN Script
SIGN Script
SIGN Script
[17:19] Beniko
or we're gonna take money
from the guys in Class 3.
[17:22] Class 3
S-Save us!
SIGN Fire
[17:25] Mamekichi
Oh, no! They're not delinquents!
They're robbers!
[17:28] Haruaki
Y-You shouldn't do that! Bad!
[17:32] Sano
Stop scolding them so poorly! Bad!
[17:37] Haruaki
Yeah, so if you keep getting yelled
at, you're gonna end up like him.
[17:44] All
We're sorry!
[17:47] Ageha
Amazing! Abe-sensei's words have made
these delinquents turn over a new leaf!
[17:52] Sano
This TV crew is pretty stupid.
[17:57] Hijita
We'll live proper lives from now on.
[17:59] Tamao
I'll wear a helmet when I ride my bike.
[18:02] Mujina
I'll go back to my afro.
[18:03] Nyuudou
Huh? Uh... I-I'll try to
get into Tokyo University.
[18:06] Beniko
Hmm... I can't think of anything. Tee-hee.
[18:08] Sano
This is so half-assed.
[18:10] Ageha
Okay, let's get back on track with
the club activities interview.
[18:15] Haruaki
Well, I guess I can talk about the time when
the mandragora Noriko fought a wild tiger...
[18:20] Mamekichi
Huh? Seimei-kun, one's missing.
[18:23] Haruaki
Huh?
[18:26] Ageha
Hey, isn't that it?
[18:28] Marshmallow
Yahoo!
[18:31] Haruaki
Marshmallow!
[18:41] Haruaki
Marshmallow!
[18:51] Sano
Damn it...
[18:53] Sano
You need to think things
through, you dumbass!
[18:58] Hijita
Not that we're in any place to talk.
[19:01] Beniko
Seimei's recklessness is contagious.
[19:05] Haruaki
G-Guys...
[19:08] Haruaki
Thank you!
[19:10] All
You're welcome!
SIGN Fire
[19:14] Kurahashi
But we can't pull them up by ourselves.
[19:19] Odawara
Where the heck did Oota,
Yanagida, and Maeda go?!
[19:24] Fujihira
They're in the bathroom. Someone call—
SIGN Fire
SIGN Fire
SIGN Fire
SIGN Fire
SIGN Fire
SIGN Fire
SIGN Fire
SIGN Fire
SIGN Fire
SIGN Fire
SIGN Fire
[19:28] AD
Leave it to me.
[19:31] Mandragoras
Oh, thank goodness!
[19:33] Haruaki
W-We're saved...
[19:35] Hijita
I was reunited with my
dead grandma for a sec.
[19:37] Beniko
Your grandma's still alive, though.
[19:42] AD
You really showed some courage, kids.
[19:46] Mujina
Huh? The AD's awesome.
[19:49] Nyuudou
He's got the dignity of a producer.
[19:58] Sano
Jeez... I get how you feel,
but don't push yourself too much.
[20:03] Sano
You're shortening my lifespan.
[20:05] Haruaki
Sano-kun...
[20:08] Haruaki
It wasn't much, but...
[20:10] Haruaki
I peed a little.
SIGN Q: Lastly, how would you like to spend the rest
of your time at the youkai school?
[20:14] Haruaki
Well... I want to better myself
along with my youkai students.
[20:21] Narration
The human teacher Haruaki Abe.
[20:24] Narration
He would continue to better himself
as he teaches at the youkai school.
[20:32] Haruaki
Hey, how was yesterday's show?
Didn't I look awesome?!
[20:37] Sano
"Better myself," my ass!
[20:40] Sano
Man, that acting was infuriating.
[20:42] Hijita
Even if we didn't work so hard, they edited the
hell out of you to seem like a skilled teacher.
[20:47] Hijita
It's actually infuriating.
[20:49] Haruaki
B-But I heard the ratings were great, too.
[20:52] Nyuudou
Yeah, yeah. You've already told us.
[20:56] Haruaki
Oh, sorry. I've got a phone call.
[21:01] Haruaki
Hello, Ame? It's been a while!
[21:04] Haruaki
Thanks for those talismans.
[21:06] Ameaki
I was wondering what was going on since
you suddenly asked for talismans.
[21:11] Ameaki
But to think you'd become a
teacher a youkai school...
[21:15] Haruaki
Yup. I think I'm more surprised
than anyone else.
[21:20] Ameaki
Oh, yeah.
[21:22] Ameaki
In return for those talismans,
I wanted to ask a favor.
[21:27] Haruaki
A festival?
[21:28] Haruaki
Oh, I guess it is that time of year...
[21:31] Haruaki
Yeah, sure. That should be fine.
[21:36] Haruaki
Okay, I'll head home to Osaka this weekend.
[21:40] Beniko
Hey, did you hear that?
[21:41] Hijita
Yeah, Haruaki's going home
to his parents' place.
[21:45] Sano
Hey, don't tell me you guys are
planning on tagging along.
[21:50] All
You bet your ass we are.
[21:53] Haruaki
Yeah, everything's going well.
[21:55] Haruaki
They even did a special feature
on me on Youkai TV yesterday.
[21:59] Haruaki
I'll show you a recording
of it when I get home.
[22:03] Haruaki
No, really! I'm serious!
[22:05] Haruaki
You've gotta believe me!
[22:07] Haruaki
I can do it if I try!
5 - I Know. Let's Go to Sensei's Family Home.
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[00:02] Sano
We asked Miki for your family home's address.
[00:05] Sano
We're currently on a Shinkansen
bound for Shin-Osaka.
[00:08] Haruaki
Wait, wait... How does that even happen?!
[00:11] Haruaki
You know very well that I'd be in a lot of
trouble if people found out who my family is!
[00:16] Sano
I'll just have everyone do
some touristy stuff in Osaka,
[00:19] Sano
then tell them I lost the paper with
the address on it, and we'll head home.
[00:22] Sano
So don't go to any touristy spots.
[00:25] Haruaki
Okay... I got that, but something's off.
[00:29] Sano
Huh?
[00:30] Haruaki
Well, it's weird that you're
being so nice to me, Sano-kun!
[00:34] Haruaki
Go on! Get mad! Yell at me, you dumb Sano-kun!
[00:38] Sano
Listen here...
[00:41] Sano
You'd better not be messing with
me just because I'm not nearby.
[00:50] Sano
I take back everything I said.
[00:53] Sano
We'll be there in a few hours,
[00:54] Sano
so wash your dumb cowlick and wait,
you failure of a teacher!
[00:57] Haruaki
Huh? Wait, that was a joke...
[01:01] Haruaki
He hung up.
[01:04] Haruaki
Now I've done it!
[01:06] Haruaki
I've summoned the demon lord!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
SIGN Episode 5
"I Know. Let's Go to
Sensei's Family Home."
[02:49] Hijita
Okay, we ate, so let's get going.
[02:52] Mamekichi
But Beniko-chan went to the ladies'
room and hasn't come back yet.
[02:56] Beniko
And I keep telling you
I'm here with someone!
[03:00] Flirt 2
Oh, who cares about them? Come play with us.
[03:04] Beniko
Hey, you guys! Say something!
[03:10] Hijita
Congrats, Beni-chan. You're in your prime.
[03:13] Beniko
Don't make me knock you out, Hijita!
[03:14] Beniko
Don't be jealous just because you're gonna
die a virgin who never hit his prime!
[03:19] Hijita
N-N-N-N-Never?!
[03:21] Flirt 1
N-Now, now...
[03:22] Sano
Hijita, go save her already.
[03:25] Mamekichi
You're embarrassing us here.
[03:27] Hijita
Aw, hell... Okay, fine, damn it.
[03:31] Amaaki
Hey.
[03:34] Amaaki
Let her go already.
[03:38] Beniko
S-Seimei?
[03:40] Flirt 1
Who the hell are you?
[03:42] Flirt 1
Who d'ya think you are?
Don't make us kick your ass!
[03:45] Amaaki
Huh?
[03:48] Amaaki
Kick whose ass?
[03:50] Three
Barf...
[03:52] Amaaki
Come on. If you're gonna flirt with anyone,
[03:54] Amaaki
go flirt with that hottie over there.
[03:56] Flirt 1
Huh? Oh, come on. That's a bit...
SIGN Get over there...
[04:03] Sign
Would you like to get some tea, miss?
[04:05] Old lady
Try again when you're actually hot.
[04:10] Amaaki
You okay?
[04:11] Beniko
Huh?! Y-Yeah...
[04:14] Amaaki
Well, good.
[04:19] Mamekichi
You dumb doppelganger!
[04:20] Mamekichi
How can you sully our Seimei-kun
by having him do awesome deeds?!
[04:25] Amaaki
Wha... What's your problem?!
[04:26] Mamekichi
Shut up!
[04:27] Mamekichi
In the first place, Seimei-kun would
never wear such fancy clothes!
[04:31] Amaaki
Huh?
[04:32] Mamekichi
Seimei-kun wears clothes that his mom
bought during a three-for-1,000-yen deal.
[04:36] Mamekichi
Yeah! I said it!
[04:38] Haruaki
Oh, there you are!
[04:39] Haruaki
Sano-kun!
SIGN Haruaki
[04:42] Sano
Seimei!
[04:43] Haruaki
I'm sorry about earlier!
[04:45] Haruaki
It was really just a little joke! Don't be mad!
[04:49] Sano
You're so gross!
[04:50] Amaaki
Haru!
[04:53] Haruaki
Ame?
[04:55] Sano
So...
[04:58] Sano
I didn't expect you to have a twin.
[05:00] Haruaki
Yeah. He's my older brother, Amaaki.
[05:02] Haruaki
And I'm Haruaki.
[05:04] Haruaki
So, Ame, these are all my students.
[05:08] Haruaki
The one in this plastic bottle, too.
[05:10] Hijita
Why the hell am I currently cocoa?!
[05:12] Beniko
What were we supposed to do?
This car only seats five.
[05:15] Mamekichi
You could've just ridden on Sano-kun's lap.
[05:18] Hijita
Like I'd ever do anything that gross!
[05:22] Mamekichi
Hey, you! What's with that attitude?!
[05:25] Beniko
Like you can talk.
You're the one who punched him.
[05:28] Haruaki
Sorry. I think Ame's always hated
ghosts and youkai and stuff.
[05:34] Sano
You don't handle them very well yourself.
[05:36] Haruaki
What I really can't handle are middle
schoolers hanging out at convenience stores.
[05:42] Mamekichi
By the way, Seimei-kun,
the clothes you're wearing...
[05:46] Haruaki
Huh? I don't really get clothes or fashion,
[05:49] Haruaki
so I'm just wearing a shirt that mom
bought during a three-for-1,000-yen deal.
[05:52] Mamekichi
I see!
[05:54] Mamekichi
I love you, Seimei-kun!
[05:59] Haruaki
This is my home.
[06:01] Mamekichi
Wow, look at that gate!
[06:05] Sano
A torii gate...
[06:07] Haruaki
I explained everything to my mom.
[06:09] Haruaki
My dad left for work early this morning,
so I'll explain it to him later.
[06:13] Haruaki
So don't wor—
[06:13] Dad
Haru! You came home!
[06:18] Haruaki
Budapest!
[06:19] Dad
That's the capital of Hungary!
[06:21] Mamekichi
Huh? Who's that, Seimei-kun?
[06:23] Haruaki
It's just some ghost that's bound here!
[06:25] Haruaki
It's been wandering around here
lately and bothering people.
[06:29] Mom
Haru.
[06:31] Mom
Are your students here?
[06:35] Mom
Oh, my! What happened, sweet—
[06:38] Haruaki
Tofu!
[06:39] Haruaki
Mom! I'd love some miso soup with sweet tofu!
[06:43] Mom
Oh, really?
[06:46] Haruaki
I told you! It's a secret to my
students that my house is a shrine!
[06:50] Mom
Oh! Right! My lips are sealed!
[06:54] Mom
Okay, everyone. Please come in.
[06:57] Sano
Er... Are we just gonna
leave this guy in the road?
[07:00] Mom
He's, uh...
[07:02] Mom
a fairy that's been living
in our house for ages.
[07:05] Mom
You know, like the one in urban legends.
[07:07] Mom
He's like the small old man.
[07:11] Small old man
The Small Old Man. Apparently, something
good will happen if you see one.
SIGN "Small Old Man"
[07:15] Hijita
Er, what we're seeing is clearly
a normal, big, old guy.
[07:19] Mom
Oh, my! That must mean you'll
be billionaires in the future!
[07:24] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko
For real?!
[07:25] Mom
For real, for real.
[07:26] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko
That's awesome!
[07:28] Haruaki and Sano
They actually believe her.
[07:31] Sano
They definitely seem like your parents.
[07:33] Haruaki
Right?
[07:38] Mom
I've never seen Haru with anyone
other than Ame! I'm so happy!
[07:42] Haruaki
Mom, they're not "people." They're youkai.
[07:46] Mamekichi
Ma'am, what was Seimei-kun
like when he was little?
SIGN Haruaki
SIGN Mamaaki
[07:50] Mom
He was exactly the same as he is now.
SIGN Haruaki
[07:53] Mom
Even when he was a baby.
SIGN Haruaki
SIGN Haruaki
SIGN Haruaki
[07:57] (Flashback) Mom
Sweetie! Ame stood up!
SIGN Ame
[08:00] (Flashback) Mom
You're almost there, Haru.
[08:02] (Flashback) Dad
You've got this!
[08:03] (Flashback) Neighbor
Sorry! The wind blew my laundry over here!
SIGN Haru
SIGN Haru
SIGN Haru
SIGN Haru
SIGN Haru
SIGN Haru
[08:11] (Flashback) Mom
Haru stood—
[08:12] (Flashback) Mom and Dad
He's walking!
[08:15] Mom
And then he gallantly went to pick up
the sailor uniform that blew over.
[08:19] Hijita
Seriously... Did something happen with
you and uniforms in your past life?
[08:25] Mom
So, is Haru...
[08:27] Dad
Pardon me...
[08:30] Mom
...doing a good job as a teacher?
[08:32] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko
Huh? A good job?
SIGN Modern
Japanese
[08:37] Hijita
I mean... he doesn't lose hope when
I throw mud at him during class.
[08:41] Beniko
He doesn't lose hope when his
fellow teachers try to kill him.
[08:46] Mamekichi
He doesn't lose hope for tons
of other reasons, either.
[08:49] Mom
Wow! Haru must be really tough!
[08:52] Haruaki
Ugh! All my memories suck!
[08:56] Amaaki
See? I told you.
[09:00] Amaaki
Haru's not capable of being a teacher.
[09:03] Mom
Ame! How could you say that?
[09:05] Amaaki
Hey, Mom. Hermondes is on TV.
[09:09] Mom
Oh, I almost forgot!
[09:11] Mom
Hermondes! Hermondes!
[09:14] Amaaki
Hey, blondie.
[09:16] Amaaki
You know most of the details, don't you?
[09:18] Amaaki
Haru and youkai don't go well together.
[09:22] Sano
You're right.
[09:23] Amaaki
Which means...
[09:26] Amaaki
Go on. Get outta here.
[09:29] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko
What's the big idea?!
[09:30] Amaaki
I'm gonna make him quit school.
[09:33] Haruaki
You're not the boss of me!
[09:36] Amaaki
In the end, humans and youkai...
[09:38] Amaaki
live in completely separate worlds.
[09:41] Amaaki
Never come close to Haru again.
[09:46] Mamekichi
Hey! Don't mess with us, Doppel!
[09:53] Sano
That's too bad. I bought five different
kinds of uniforms as a gift...
[09:59] Sano
I guess I can't give them to you now.
[10:02] Haruaki
S-Sano-kun...
[10:07] Haruaki
Is that... true, Sa—
[10:13] Sano
All right. Let's head home.
[10:15] Haruaki
Huh?! Hey, wait—
[10:17] Small Old Man
Thank you for watching!
SIGN Thank you
for watching!!
SIGN Please look forward to
seeing Haruaki-sensei
in the next life!!
[10:19] Small Old Man
Please look forward to seeing
Haruaki-sensei in the next life!
[10:22] Haruaki
Wait! Don't end the show!
[10:24] Haruaki
Please have some hope for me in this life still!
SIGN Thank you
for watching!!
SIGN Please look forward to
seeing Haruaki-sensei
in the next life!!
SIGN Thank you
for watching!!
SIGN Please look forward to
seeing Haruaki-sensei
in the next life!!
SIGN Thank you
for watching!!
SIGN Please look forward to
seeing Haruaki-sensei
in the next life!!
SIGN Thank you
for watching!!
SIGN Please look forward to
seeing Haruaki-sensei
in the next life!!
[10:29] Haruaki
It'll go on a little bit longer.
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[10:38] Haruaki
Ame! How could you do that to all of them?
[10:41] Amaaki
This is for your sake.
[10:43] Amaaki
If you truly care about them,
then you shouldn't go back.
[10:48] Hijita
Uh...
SIGN Mame
again
[10:50] Hijita
Maybe chill with that brother
complex of yours, dude.
[10:53] Haruaki
Hijita-kun! Maizuka-kun!
[11:00] Haruaki
Ame?!
[11:02] Amaaki
Youkai... Youkai...
[11:04] Haruaki
I had no idea Ame had this
much trouble around youkai...
[11:08] Mom
I'm sorry Ame was so rude to you.
[11:12] Mom
Honestly, where did his
brother complex go wrong?
[11:15] Haruaki
I know he's doing this for my sake, but...
[11:19] Haruaki
Ame would always pick fights
with so many people, so...
[11:24] (Flashback) Student 1
I heard the Abe brothers
punched a third-year senpai.
[11:27] (Flashback) Student 2
Yikes! Better stay away.
SIGN Let's go,
Haru
[11:28] Amaaki
Let's go, Haru
[11:29] (Flashback) Haruaki
H-Huh?!
[11:31] Haruaki
I wasn't able to make any friends.
[11:34] All
That's unfortunate.
[11:37] Mom
Oh, right! I have a request for all of you.
[11:41] Mom
Our shri—
SIGN Wisteria
Festival
SIGN Abe
Shrine
[11:43] Mom
Ahem. The shrine next door
is having a festival tonight,
SIGN Abe Shrine
[11:47] Mom
so I was wondering if you
could help with the stalls.
[11:50] Haruaki
I also came home to help with those...
[11:53] Haruaki
But considering the state Ame's in,
[11:55] Haruaki
it'd be great if you guys could help.
[12:03] Mamekichi
So many stalls!
[12:05] Haruaki
I'd like you guys to help with the
yoyo fishing and the shooting game.
[12:09] Mamekichi
I wanna do the shooting game.
[12:10] Hijita
Me, too!
SIGN Shooting
Game
[12:12] Beniko
But man, these prizes
sure don't motivate you.
SIGN Shooting
Game
[12:16] Beniko
Do you even get customers?
[12:18] Mandragora
Oh, no!
[12:18] Mamekichi
Then let's include some of these mandragoras
randomly growing around here as prizes, too!
[12:22] Haruaki
Do those just grow wherever?!
[12:25] Mamekichi
See? Isn't this much better?
[12:27] Mandragoras
Just try and hit us!
[12:30] Haruaki
In that case...
[12:32] Mandragora
Pathetic!
[12:33] Haruaki
This is impossible!
[12:35] Mamekichi
Sano-kun, any idea how to make this more fun?
[12:39] Sano
Well...
SIGN Haruaki
[12:42] Sano
Why not make it point-based?
Make a target, like this.
[12:46] Haruaki
Hey.
[12:47] Sano
What? You want me to add
a target to your crotch, too?
[12:52] Haruaki
Hey.
[12:53] Hijita
Well, we can use mud balls so it doesn't hurt.
[12:56] Hijita
Then Haruaki won't have
anything to complain about.
[12:58] Haruaki
I have nothing but complaints!
[13:02] Beniko
Hey, Seimei, watch out.
[13:04] Haruaki
Your warning's a bit late!
[13:06] Beniko
Heck yeah! I won a Chuiwich!
[13:08] Haruaki
Hey! The crowd's going to be here soon.
SIGN Baby Castella
SIGN Shooting
Game
[13:11] Haruaki
Also, we're not at youkai school
right now, so no doing youkai things!
SIGN Spiral Potatoes
[13:15] Sano
I didn't do anything youkai-ish.
[13:17] Haruaki
True. But you also did
the most inhuman thing.
[13:32] Haruaki
What's with this lineup?
SIGN Yoyo Fishing
[13:34] Sano
Are you feeling better?
[13:36] Amaaki
I can't sleep on my mom's lap forever.
[13:39] Amaaki
And I don't want to rely on you youkai, either.
[13:42] Sano
Oh, I see.
[13:43] Haruaki
Er, I'll go buy us something
to eat. What do you guys want?
[13:47] Amaaki
Thanks, Haru. I'll have yakisoba.
[13:50] Sano
A candied apple, baby castella,
cotton candy, takoyaki,
[13:54] Sano
a chocolate banana, and a spiral potato.
[13:56] Amaaki
Hey, show some restraint.
[14:03] Amaaki
Crap. I'm alone with a yakubyougami.
[14:07] Amaaki
Damn it... If only I had the power
to exorcise demons, like Haru!
[14:12] Sano
You don't have the power to exorcise demons?
[14:15] Amaaki
It's not just me.
[14:17] Amaaki
The power to exorcise demons was
passed down through generations,
[14:21] Amaaki
but it got weaker with each one
as the bloodline got thinner.
[14:23] Amaaki
Our shrine is also just a normal shrine.
SIGN Wagyu Steak Skewers
[14:27] Sano
I thought it was a bit weird
that Mame and the others
[14:29] Sano
didn't seem to notice
anything at this shrine.
[14:32] Sano
That must be why.
[14:35] Sano
But in that case, what's the
deal with Seimei's powers?
[14:39] Sano
He definitely doesn't seem to be weak.
[14:41] Amaaki
That's because...
[14:43] Amaaki
Apparently, Haru received a stronger
version of our family's powers at birth.
[14:49] Amaaki
A long time ago...
[14:52] (Flashback) Dad
Ame...
[14:55] (Flashback) Dad
Don't go near that door.
[14:58] (Flashback) Amaaki
Why?
[14:59] (Flashback) Dad
There's a super scary youkai in there.
[15:02] (Flashback) Amaaki
A youkai?! I-Is it strong?
SIGN Grandpaaki
[15:06] Dad
Your great-grandfather just
barely managed to seal it away.
[15:11] (Flashback) Dad
The only one who can defeat it is probably
one of our super powerful ancestors.
SIGN Three
SIGN Two
SIGN One
SIGN Three
SIGN Three
SIGN Three
SIGN Two
SIGN Three
SIGN Two
SIGN Three
SIGN Two
SIGN Three
SIGN Two
SIGN Three
SIGN Two
SIGN Three
SIGN Two
SIGN Three
SIGN One
SIGN Two
SIGN Three
SIGN One
SIGN Two
SIGN Three
SIGN Two
SIGN Three
SIGN Two
SIGN Three
SIGN Two
SIGN Three
SIGN Two
SIGN Three
[15:27] (Flashback) Amaaki
Dad! The door's broken!
[15:34] (Flashback) Dad and Amaaki
Sheeeh!
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[15:42] Small Old Man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
[15:45] Small Old Man
Shunoban.
[15:46] Small Old Man
If you run into this guy, he'll steal
your soul, like the Grim Reaper.
[15:53] (Flashback) Amaaki
I-I've gotta run!
[16:04] (Flashback) Haruaki
Ame?
[16:06] (Flashback) Haruaki
Ame!
[16:07] (Flashback) Haruaki
There's trouble! Big trouble!
[16:09] (Flashback) Haruaki
Huh? It won't open.
[16:11] (Flashback) Amaaki
H-Haru!
[16:13] (Flashback) Haruaki
Ame! Open up!
[16:15] (Flashback) Haruaki
Come on, Ame!
[16:17] (Flashback) Haruaki
Open up!
[16:22] (Flashback) Amaaki
Haru!
[16:24] (Flashback) Amaaki
Ru—
[16:25] (Flashback) Haruaki
Jeez, don't be so mean!
[16:38] (Flashback) Haruaki
Oh, you're supposed to pull
on this door, not push.
[16:47] (Flashback) Haruaki
Ame! This is huge!
[16:49] (Flashback) Haruaki
There's a super cute uniform on TV!
[16:52] (Flashback) Haruaki
Let's watch together!
[16:54] (Flashback) Haruaki
Come on! Come on!
[16:59] Amaaki
When Haru was little, he mixed
our dad's Kansai dialect
[17:02] Amaaki
and our mom's Tokyo dialect
together and sounded super weird.
[17:07] Amaaki
But that was another dumb thing
that made him stupidly cute and...
[17:11] Sano
Pretty sure that wasn't the
moral of this flashback.
[17:16] Sano
Then you should've told Haruaki about youkai
and his power to exorcise demons earlier.
[17:21] Amaaki
The thing is...
[17:23] Amaaki
Before Haru could actually
acknowledge any youkai existing,
[17:26] Amaaki
he'd end up exterminating
them or chasing them away,
[17:29] Amaaki
so I kept losing my chances to tell him.
[17:32] Amaaki
He was just too powerful, so I gave
him some beads to help control that.
[17:37] Sano
Why is it just him?
[17:40] Sano
His deviancy is probably the
only unique trait he needed.
[17:43] Amaaki
This is just my speculation, but...
[17:46] Amaaki
Do you believe in reincarnation?
[17:50] Sano
I don't believe in anything
unscientific like that.
[17:52] Amaaki
Says the literal yakubyougami.
SIGN Yakubyougami
[17:57] Amaaki
Anyway, I don't approve of
Haru going to youkai school.
[18:01] Amaaki
I couldn't care less if any
of you got exterminated.
[18:08] Amaaki
But I don't want Haru getting hurt.
[18:15] Sano
If that ever happens, I'll deal with it.
SIGN Yoyo Fishing
[18:19] Amaaki
What?
[18:20] Sano
It's true that Seimei's powers are strong.
[18:20] Haruaki
Sorry to keep—
[18:23] Sano
But compared to Mame and the others,
[18:25] Sano
the power to exorcise demons shouldn't
work as much on a yakubyougami.
[18:31] Sano
If there's a chance that the
youkai are going to be harmed...
[18:38] Sano
I'll be there to stop him.
[18:43] Amaaki
Like I could ever trust a yakubyougami!
[18:46] Sano
What are you talking about?
[18:48] Sano
It's not me that you don't
trust. It's your brother.
[18:53] Sano
If you actually have a brother complex,
[18:55] Sano
then you need to believe in how hard he's
trying to be a teacher and support him.
[19:00] Sano
He's basically risking his life for this job.
[19:05] Sano
It's true that he's a pervert
and mean, but somehow cocky.
[19:08] Sano
He always ends up in some kind
of trouble when he's working.
[19:12] Sano
But...
[19:13] Sano
I think the fact that he still does his best
[19:17] Sano
is what makes him a great teacher.
[19:24] Sano
Gah.
[19:25] Haruaki
S-S-S-Sano-kun!
SIGN Yoyo Fishing
[19:31] Haruaki
I'm happy! I'm so happy!
[19:35] Haruaki
I-I also want to do my best
as a teacher at youkai school!
[19:39] Haruaki
From now on and forever!
[19:42] Amaaki
Haru...
[19:43] Sano
Uh-huh... and?
[19:52] Haruaki
I'm sorry, Sano-kun! I'm so sorry!
[19:55] Haruaki
Huh? Hey, wait! What're you gonna do?
[19:57] Haruaki
Untie me!
[19:59] Haruaki
Wait, that?!
[20:01] Sano
Stay perfectly still.
[20:03] Haruaki
Wait, no...
[20:05] Sano
This is gonna be a lot of fun!
[20:05] Amaaki
Well, do your best.
SIGN Don't try this at home, kids
[20:13] Small Old Man
Don't try this at home, kids.
[20:19] Mom
Okay, Haru. Be careful getting back.
[20:22] Haruaki
I will. Thanks, Mom.
[20:24] Dad
Your fath— This fairy
is also rooting for you.
[20:28] Haruaki
Thanks, random fairy guy.
[20:32] Amaaki
Hey, Yakubyougami.
[20:35] Amaaki
I'm leaving Haru to you.
[20:38] Sano
Yeah, sure.
SIGN Shinkansen Tracks
[20:40] Announcement
The Nozomi 13 departing at 10:17
[20:45] Announcement
is now arriving on track 22.
[20:51] Haruaki
Hey! Our Shinkansen is the
one that just got announced!
[20:54] All
What?!
[20:54] Haruaki
Let's go, everyone! See you later!
[21:01] Mom
Looks like Haru's doing good as a teacher.
[21:04] Dad
Yeah.
[21:09] Old lady
Darling.
[21:10] Flirt
Honey.
[21:12] Haruaki
We barely made it.
[21:15] Hijita
Anyway, we're going home already, Seimei?
[21:18] Haruaki
Yeah. I just couldn't wait
to get back to school.
[21:29] Sano
Hey, look.
[21:31] Haruaki
Ame?
[21:33] Sano
What's he saying?
[21:35] Hijita
No idea.
[21:38] Haruaki
I understood him.
[21:41] Haruaki
We're twins, after all!
[21:43] Amaaki
Haru! Do your best!
[21:44] Amaaki
Your big brother's rooting for you!
SIGN Haruaki
[21:47] Haruaki
Yeah, I'll be okay. Don't worry.
[21:54] Amaaki
Haru!
[21:58] Amaaki
Haru...
[22:02] Amaaki
That Shinkansen...
SIGN Sanyo Kyushu Shinkansen
Bound for Hiroshima and Hakata
SIGN Nozomi 13 10:17 Hakata
SIGN Kodama 131 10:25
[22:05] Amaaki
is headed to Hakata.
SIGN Hakata
[22:07] Small Old Man
That's the opposite direction.
6 - Sports Day at Ghoul School!! ~Commences~
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[00:01] Haruaki
The human-faced rock that Maizuka-kun
was on top of suddenly lost control!
[00:05] Haruaki
Damn it!
[00:07] Kurahashi
Wow, Sensei's fast.
[00:09] Haruaki
Stop!
[00:13] Kurahashi
Sensei, up ahead is...
[00:17] Sano
Seimei!
[00:18] Kurahashi
Sensei! Maizuka-kun!
[00:22] Kurahashi
A-Are you okay?
[00:24] Haruaki
We barely survived...
[00:27] Miki
Hey... What was that loud noise?
[00:31] Kurahashi
Miki-sensei.
[00:35] Haruaki
H-Hi there, Miki-sensei.
[00:38] Miki
I ain't one to judge others
for what they're into,
[00:42] Miki
but you shouldn't be doin' this at school.
[00:45] Haruaki
Does it actually look like
I'm having fun to you?!
SIGN Broadcast
[00:54] Haruaki
We're having all this trouble during prep.
[00:57] Haruaki
Is the sports day really
gonna go okay tomorrow?
[01:00] Sano
We're worried, too.
[01:02] Haruaki
By the way, Kurahashi-kun, do you
know the results of the sports day?
[01:06] Kurahashi
Huh? U-Um...
[01:09] Kurahashi
Well, I've seen a vision where
you're wearing only a red loincloth
[01:14] Kurahashi
as you teach class for
a day as punishment...
[01:18] Sano
I'm pretty sure it's our
punishment if we have to see that.
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
SIGN Episode 6
"Sports Day at
Ghoul School!!
Commences"
[02:55] Principal
We will now officially commence
sports day at Hyakki Academy!
SIGN Broadcast
SIGN HQ
[03:07] Principal
To ensure you don't bring
shame to the youkai name,
[03:09] Principal
please work together with your fellow
classmates, and play fair and square.
[03:15] Haruaki
So exciting! So exciting! So exciting!
[03:15] Hatanaka
Why are you using a parasol?
SIGN Fire
[03:18] Principal
Now, the six classes in each grade
will be competing against each other,
[03:23] Principal
but for the classes who score
the lowest in each grade...
[03:27] Principal
Well...
[03:29] Principal
we'll have you disappear.
[03:31] All
Huh?!
SIGN Huh?!
[03:34] Principal
That is... your teacher's salary will disappear.
[03:38] Teachers
Huh?
[03:41] Nezumi
Hey! This is clearly an abuse of power!
[03:43] Haruaki
Yeah! Yeah!
[03:44] Hatanaka
Give me a break!
I've got three kids at home!
[03:48] Haruaki
Yeah! Yeah!
[03:49] Miki
Regardless of the results,
the principal wins.
[03:52] Haruaki
Yeah! Yeah!
[03:54] Principal
Oh?
[03:55] Principal
You don't seem that opposed
to this, Haruaki-kun.
[03:58] Principal
In that case, how about you lose your pay...
[04:01] Principal
and also have to spend the day
wearing just a red loincloth?
[04:05] Haruaki
A red loincloth? A loincloth?
[04:08] Haruaki
But why?!
[04:10] Principal
Because I said so.
[04:15] Haruaki
P-P-P-P-Please! Anything but that!
[04:16] Principal
Hey! Stop! You're acting
anything but human lately!
[04:18] Haruaki
Please, no! Please!
[04:26] Shikajima
Hey, isn't that the human teacher
everyone's talking about?
[04:29] Shikajima
What the hell, man?
[04:31] Boy A
H-Hey! Look at that.
[04:33] Shikajima
Whoa! What's with that class?
[04:36] Shikajima
They're shockingly unbothered!
[04:39] Shikajima
Hey, Hijita. Are your class
and teacher actually okay?
[04:44] Hijita
Huh?
[04:46] Hijita
Are you guys okay?
[04:49] Hijita
If you reacted to everything
like this, you'd die!
[04:54] Hijita
There's no way in hell our teacher
[04:58] Hijita
won't mess something up
at an event this huge!
[05:00] Fujihira
Just how is this gonna end?
I don't wanna die yet!
[05:06] Shikajima
What the hell is wrong with them?
[05:11] Haruaki
I embarrassed myself right from the start...
[05:14] Miki
More importantly, we need to get to work.
[05:18] Miki
Your job will be to retrieve and check
the papers for the scavenger hunt relay.
[05:23] Haruaki
Oh, cool! A scavenger hunt relay!
SIGN Program
One: Scavenger Hunt Relay
Two: Mandragora Toss
Three: Human-Faced Rock Roll
Four: Mock Cavalry Battle
Five: Group Formations
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 550 0 550
[05:27] Haruaki
I guess I start with an event
for the second-years.
[05:29] Miki
Who's gonna be participatin' from Class 3?
[05:32] Haruaki
From our class, it'll be Maizuka-kun,
Zashiki-san, and Hijita-kun.
SIGN Anchor
[05:37] Haruaki
All right! I'm gonna do my
best and cheer them on!
[05:40] Miki
All right, our sports day
has officially begun.
[05:43] Miki
Our first event will be the second-year
students' scavenger hunt relay!
[05:47] Mujina
Which one's Mame?
[05:49] Tamao
The third from the end.
[05:50] Tamao
They're lined up by class.
[05:54] Mujina
Wait, the one who's commentating
is Miki, isn't it?
[05:57] Mujina
I guess he can actually
speak standard Japanese.
[05:59] Miki
On your marks... get set...
[06:03] Mamekichi
Transform into someone with powerful legs!
[06:12] Nyuudou
Th-That's terrifying!
[06:14] Miki
So fast! Too fast, Class 3!
[06:15] Students
What the hell?!
[06:17] Miki
He turned into something creepy and
managed to get to the item boxes first!
[06:25] Mamekichi
Let's see...
[06:33] Student B
"S-Someone you secretly like"?!
SIGN Someone you
secretly like
[06:36] Nyuudou
Wait, he's heading over here!
[06:38] Maeda
That's no youkai!
[06:39] Maeda
That's a monster!
SIGN Omame
[06:43] Mamekichi
I'm borrowing Sano-kun!
SIGN Omame
[06:45] Sano
Huh?
[06:46] Nyuudou
Wh-What was the item?
SIGN Best Friend
SIGN Maizuka
SIGN Best Friend
SIGN Maizuka
SIGN Best Friend
[06:55] Sano
Mame...
[06:56] Nyuudou
That's creepy! Just get goin' already!
[06:59] Mamekichi
Hup.
[06:59] Miki
And Class 3 has handed off
the sash to the next runner.
[07:04] Beniko
Nice work, troll! I mean...
Nice work, Mame!
[07:07] Miki
What's this?
[07:08] Miki
Class 2 is right on her tail! Way to go, Class 2!
[07:12] Haruaki
Miki-sensei, could you not just
favor your class in the commentary?
[07:16] Haruaki
You've got this, Zashiki-san!
[07:18] Miki
Hey!
[07:19] Miki
No cheering from my mic!
[07:23] Miki
Great job, Class 2! They caught up!
[07:26] Beniko
Tch. Please be something simple.
SIGN The holy sword
born from the
mouth of a volcano:
Excalibur
[07:31] Beniko
"The holy sword born from the
mouth of a volcano: Excalibur."
[07:37] Girl A
Excalibur?
[07:43] Beniko
Leave this to me!
SIGN Hyakki Academy Sports Day
[07:45] Miki
Wow, looks like Class 3 has left the school.
[07:48] Miki
Where are you going?
SIGN Hyakki Academy Sports Day
[07:49] Girl A
Wait, is she going to
the mouth of a volcano?
SIGN Hyakki Academy Sports Day
[07:52] Girl A
To get the sword?!
[07:54] Haruaki
Is Zashiki-san going to be okay?
[07:56] Miki
Come on, now! Go check
the first runners' items!
[08:00] Haruaki
Oh, right!
[08:02] Haruaki
That was really fast, Maizuka-kun.
[08:04] Haruaki
Could you let me see the item slip?
[08:06] Mamekichi
Sure.
SIGN Best Friend
[08:07] Mamekichi
It's "best friend," so I chose Sano-kun!
[08:10] Haruaki
Yup, you pass.
[08:12] Miki
Next up, Class 1 has also
connected to the second runner!
[08:12] Boy B
Pass!
[08:13] Mamekichi
Hey.
[08:16] Mamekichi
Um, is it okay if I keep this item slip?
[08:20] Mamekichi
I want it as a keepsake.
[08:22] Haruaki
Sure.
[08:24] Mamekichi
Yay! Thanks, Seimei-kun!
[08:26] Girl B
What was your item?
[08:26] Mamekichi
Yay! Now to just put this in an album.
[08:28] Boy B
I forget...
[08:29] Girl B
Why'd you bring me here?
SIGN Someone you
secretly like
[08:32] Boy B
Huh? My slip... I guess
I dropped it somewhere.
[08:35] Haruaki
What? You lost your slip?
[08:37] Boy B
Huh? Well...
[08:40] Haruaki
Okay, do another lap.
[08:42] Boy B
R-Right!
[08:45] Mamekichi
Huh? Who threw trash away here?
[08:49] Mamekichi
This is the first step to
destroying nature. Honestly...
[08:52] Mamekichi
I'll throw it away later.
[08:54] Miki
Looks like several students
are struggling with their items.
[08:58] Crowd 1
Anyone seen a tsuchinoko?!
[09:00] Crowd 2
Anyone have a Nessie on them?
[09:02] Miki
How's this going to end?!
[09:05] Hijita
Dang, every group's to their anchors already.
[09:08] Hijita
Is Zashiki really okay?
[09:10] Zashiki
Hijita! Sorry to keep you waiting!
[09:13] Zashiki
I brought the holy sword Excalibur!
[09:17] Hijita
Zashi... B-Beniko-chan?!
[09:20] Beniko
I went to my dorm to grab it.
[09:22] Hijita
You own this?!
[09:24] Beniko
Never thought getting this sword from
the mouth of a volcano ages ago
[09:27] Beniko
would come in handy now.
SIGN If you need to
sell some gear
[09:30] Beniko
You'll get 100 poko for it if
you sell it at a weapons shop.
[09:33] Hijita
Where's that currency even from?!
[09:35] Beniko
Just shut up and go
already! Here's the sash!
[09:39] Beniko
If we place last, you're gonna
be that sword's first victim!
[09:44] Hijita
That's no holy sword! That's a demon sword!
[09:48] Haruaki
Okay.
[09:49] Crowd B
A tsuchinoko... A tsuchinoko!
[09:51] Crwod C
Anyone have a UFO on them?
[09:54] Hijita
Looks like the other anchors
are struggling, too.
[09:56] Hijita
As long as I don't get something like
"someone you secretly like," I'll be able to—
SIGN A classmate
you secretly hate
[10:00] Hijita
win...
[10:04] Hijita
N-No way!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[10:13] Hijita
N-No way!
SIGN A classmate you secretly hate
SIGN A classmate you secretly hate
SIGN A classmate you secretly hate
SIGN A classmate you secretly hate
SIGN A classmate you secretly hate
[10:22] Tamao
Hijita's completely stopped moving.
[10:25] Mujina
What're you doing?! Run, Koutarou!
[10:29] Hijita
You can't be serious!
[10:30] Hijita
Who the hell thought of this task?!
It's gonna ruin friendships!
[10:34] Hijita
But I don't have time to complain.
[10:36] Hijita
Think... Think, Koutarou!
[10:39] Hijita
Let's do process of elimination!
[10:40] Hijita
The girls are totally out of the question.
[10:42] Hijita
No matter whom I choose,
I know that starting tomorrow,
[10:44] Hijita
they're all going to band
together and be my enemies.
[10:47] Hijita
If I manage to make one of them cry...
[10:50] Koizumi
Forget you, you stupid Hijita!
[10:52] Renjou
Die! Make it up to her by
cutting open your stomach!
[10:54] Girls
Yeah! Yeah!
[10:56] Beniko
How you like that?
[10:56] Hijita
Then how about Zashiki?!
[10:58] Haruaki
Wow!
[11:00] Hijita
She hardly ever hangs out with other girls.
[11:02] Hijita
We've known each other since we were babies.
[11:05] Hijita
I'm sure she'd understand!
[11:07] (Flashback) Beniko
You suck as a chair, you useless oaf.
[11:09] (Flashback) Hijita
That's not fair!
[11:11] Hijita
But... because we've been friends forever,
she's close with my family, too.
[11:16] Hijita
If my mom or sister hear about this...
[11:20] Hijita Mom
Koutarou, how could you
embarrass a girl like that?!
SIGN Mama-tan
SIGN Sister-tan
[11:24] Hijita Sister
Cut open your stomach now and
apologize! You absolute trash!
[11:28] Hijita
No!
[11:29] Hijita
In the end, the world is
just going to tear me down.
[11:33] Hijita
But Mame and Sano are
also out of the question!
[11:35] Hijita
I just really don't want them to dislike me.
[11:39] Hijita
If Nyuudou, whom I share a dorm
and class with, hates me,
[11:42] Hijita
my daily life's going to be ruined, as well.
[11:45] Hijita
That trio's out of the question, too.
[11:47] Hijita
Damn it! Why am I just
surrounded by good people?
[11:56] Mamekichi
Hiji-tan!
[11:59] Mamekichi
You've got this!
[12:01] Beniko
Stop wasting time, Hijita!
[12:03] Mamekichi
Hiji-tan! Hiji-tan! You've got this!
[12:06] Hijita
That piece of paper...
[12:10] Hijita
Mame! You took Sano to the goal
earlier, but what was your item?
[12:15] Mamekichi
Huh? It was "best friend"!
[12:18] Hijita
That's it!
SIGN Best Friend
[12:21] Hijita
Please!
[12:23] Hijita
Don't ask any questions and let me
borrow what's in your hand there!
[12:25] Mamekichi
What? This garbage? Sure, I guess.
[12:28] Hijita
Thanks!
[12:29] Hijita
This is a bit cheap, but I have
no choice but to change my item.
[12:32] Hijita
Now to just... find someone who's not here...
[12:35] Hijita
Hey, where's Sano?
[12:36] Mamekichi
Sano-kun went to the bathroom.
The one behind the school.
[12:40] Hijita
Heck yeah! Perfect!
[12:49] Hijita
Sano!
[12:51] Hijita
Please! Let me borrow you for a bit!
[12:53] Sano
Huh? Me again? What the hell is the item?
[12:57] Hijita
I'll explain later! Just come with me!
[13:00] Sano
At least let me wash my hands!
[13:01] Hijita
That'll have to wait, too!
[13:05] Nyuudou
Just how far did Hijita go to
get something, and what is it?
[13:08] Tamao
The anchors for the other classes
are going to reach the goal!
[13:11] Hijita
That's not happening!
[13:14] Miki
Looks like Class 3's anchor is back!
[13:17] Hijita
Heck yeah!
[13:19] Haruaki
Hijita-kun! You've got this!
[13:21] Haruaki
If you pass the student in
front of you, you'll be first!
[13:23] Miki
Hey! Don't go stealin' my mic!
[13:26] Hijita
They don't call me "Koutarou Hijita
the Galewind Mud Ball" for nothing!
[13:30] Sano
You actually had a nickname that lame?
[13:33] Hijita
I gave it to myself just now!
[13:39] Miki
And he passed them! Class 3 has come in first!
[13:42] All
Yeah!
SIGN Victory
[13:45] Beniko and Mamekichi
We did it!
[13:50] Hijita
Heck yeah! Thanks, Sano.
[13:53] Sano
Yeah, sure.
[13:54] Haruaki
Hijita-kun!
SIGN Sliiiiiiiide
[13:57] Hijita
He just got here using uniform linear motion!
[14:01] Haruaki
That was amazing! You did it!
[14:04] Sano
More importantly, let's see your
item. What if you got it wrong?
[14:08] Hijita
O-Oh, right...
SIGN Someone you
secretly like
[14:12] Hijita
It's sorta embarrassing
telling you this in person.
SIGN Someone you
secretly like
[14:17] Sano
Huh?
SIGN Someone you
secretly like
SIGN Qualified as Item
[14:28] Haruaki
Y-You pass!
SIGN Someone You Secretly Like
SIGN Someone you
secretly like
SIGN Someone you
secretly like
SIGN Someone you
secretly like
[14:36] Hijita
N-No way!
[14:55] Hijita
Wh-Wh-What the hell is this?!
[15:00] Haruaki
Eek! Eek! Oh, no! How lewd!
[15:06] Hijita
It's not... Sano!
Th-This is some sort of mistake!
[15:09] Sano
Hijita...
[15:10] Hijita
Oh, this dumb piece of paper.
I'm just gonna eat it up.
[15:14] Sano
Sorry, Hijita, but let's just stay friends.
[15:18] Sano
B-Bye...
[15:20] Hijita
Y-You've got the...
[15:22] Hijita
You've got the wrong idea, damn it!
[15:25] Hijita
Damn it!
[15:25] Haruaki
Um... d-don't sweat it...
[15:26] Hijita
Damn it!
[15:27] Hijita
Damn it!
[15:29] Small Old Man
So what happened after that?
[15:32] Miki
Things are starting to heat up with
the first-years and the ball toss...
[15:36] Miki
or rather, the mandragora toss.
[15:38] Miki
But the mandragoras keep
randomly exiting the baskets!
[15:43] Haruaki
The mandragora toss, huh?
[15:44] Miki
Abe-sensei, if you keep spacing out,
an errant mandragora will...
[15:49] Haruaki
Huh?
[15:49] Mandragora
Ouch!
[15:51] Miki
The current, very obvious winner
is Class 1 in first place!
SIGN First Aid
[15:57] Miki
Now, what did I tell you?
[16:00] Marshmallow
Sorry.
[16:02] Haruaki
You should've warned me earlier!
[16:05] Nyuudou
Oh, there you are, Seimei.
[16:09] Kuniko
For the mock cavalry battle,
[16:10] Kuniko
we tried to come up with a
formation based on your advice.
[16:13] Kuniko
Could you look at this
and see if it's okay?
[16:16] Haruaki
Wow, of course!
[16:18] Miki
You get over things quick!
[16:22] Haruaki
Maybe we should split Kurahashi-kun
and Zashiki-san up.
[16:27] Haruaki
Zashiki-san should... Wait, you
can't look at this, Miki-sensei!
[16:31] Haruaki
Bad!
[16:32] Miki
Tch. He caught on.
[16:34] Miki
Welp, I'm gonna go look
at my class's formation.
[16:37] Miki
You there. Could you do
the commentary in my place?
[16:50] Marshmallow
Though I'm clearly unqualified,
[16:51] Marshmallow
I, Marshmallow, will be taking over
as commentator in Miki-sensei's place.
[16:54] Marshmallow
To all the first-years, that was a
brilliant display of mandragora tossing!
[16:58] Hatanaka
What's with you, Miki? You seem
to be in a rather good mood.
[17:02] Miki
Oh, nothing...
[17:04] Miki
Just thinkin' sports day is
startin' to get real fun.
[17:14] Marshmallow
Next up on the program, we have a mock
cavalry battle with the second-years!
[17:18] Marshmallow
Four or five students will
create a horse and a rider,
[17:21] Marshmallow
and then use their youkai
magic and athletic skills
[17:23] Marshmallow
to try to take the other
team's rider's headband.
[17:28] Mandragora
You've got this, you've
got this, second-years!
[17:31] Marshmallow
The score will be decided by how many
headbands the riders have when time is up!
[17:41] Oota
It's starting! Okay, let's carry
out Seimei-sensei's plan!
[17:46] Twins
I guess you're really doing this, Oota.
[17:48] Kuniko
Uh, really?
[18:00] All
What the—
[18:05] Beniko
All right!
[18:07] Marshmallow
U-Unbelievable!
[18:08] Marshmallow
The daidarabocchi horse just
hid his teammates in his mouth!
[18:12] Hatanaka
I-I guess they would be untouchable then...
[18:16] Miki
But they won't be able to
take any headbands, either.
[18:19] Haruaki
The students asked me to figure
out a way for them to survive
[18:23] Haruaki
even if they're bad at sports.
[18:25] Haruaki
And our strike team consists of the speedy
team of the light-footed Sano-kun,
[18:30] Haruaki
the swift Akisame-kun, and
Yanagida-kun as the horses!
[18:33] Mamekichi
Transform!
[18:34] Mamekichi
Helping hand grabber!
[18:36] Sano; Akisame; Yanagida
Go!
[18:38] Mamekichi
Hup!
[18:41] Haruaki
Now we've got a bunch of headbands!
[18:46] Yanagida
Yeah! Now we've got all the headbands...
[18:51] Yanagida
Oh?
[18:52] Mamekichi
O-Oh, no!
[18:54] Yanagida
"Oh, no," my ass, you dumb tanuki!
[18:57] Marshmallow
They were going so fast that
their rider got bucked off!
[19:01] Mamekichi
Tee-hee!
[19:04] Haruaki
Huh? No way!
[19:07] Kurahashi
O-Our best team just got defeated...
[19:09] Nyuudou
More like they self-destructed.
[19:11] Mujina
Hey, more importantly...
[19:13] Fighting team
That's mine!
[19:14] Fighting team
No, that's mine!
[19:14] Mujina
They're fighting over us.
[19:17] Nyuudou
They're underestimating us because
we can't use youkai magic.
[19:21] Kurahashi
What should we do? Run?
[19:23] Nyuudou
No, I don't think we could
actually outrun them.
[19:26] Nyuudou
Let's just wait for our
enemies to get closer.
[19:29] (Flashback) Haruaki
If the enemy corners you,
wait until the last second...
[19:32] Nyuudou
We'll lure the enemy to us
up until the last second...
[19:34] Shikajima
Hell yeah! You're ours!
[19:37] Nyuudou
Now, Kurahashi! Predict a catastrophe
for the one in front of us!
[19:40] Kurahashi
What?!
[19:47] Kurahashi
What? Seriously?
[19:49] Shikajima
Wait, what? What kind of future do you see?
[19:52] Kurahashi
The only future for you... is the
one where I take your headband!
[19:56] Shikajima
He got me!
[19:58] Haruaki
Did you see that? That was
Kurahashi-kun's prediction attack!
[20:02] Small old man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
[20:05] Small old man
A kudan! A youkai that's
half human and half bull.
[20:08] Small old man
They predict catastrophes!
[20:11] Miki
That was quite the strategy.
[20:11] Haruaki and mandragoras
Heck yeah, heck yeah, Kurahashi!
[20:13] Miki
But they're sorta screwed if they
get surrounded, aren't they?
[20:17] Nyuudou
Crap!
[20:19] Marshmallow
And Team Nyuudou is completely surrounded!
[20:22] Kurahashi
We're done for!
[20:25] Nyuudou
No, our reinforcements just arrived!
[20:31] Student D
Impossible!
[20:32] Miki
That's Hijita's youkai magic, magic mud!
[20:35] Hatanaka
And...
[20:38] Hatanaka
A merman who's floating through the air!
[20:42] Marshmallow
The other two are just hanging on, but
they're elegantly snatching those headbands!
[20:48] Nezumi-sensei
You're pretty good at this.
[20:50] Marshmallow
But now the airborne youkai have
all started to attack at once!
[20:57] Marshmallow
And he dodged them!
What a brilliant quick turn!
[20:59] Marshmallow
That was amazing! That merman named...
[21:01] Marshmallow
Hey, what's that merman's name?
[21:04] Nezumi
I dunno.
[21:05] Maeda
I'm Maeda!
[21:07] Marshmallow
Yes! Maeda-kun! Maeda-kun from Class 2-3!
[21:11] Haruaki
You've got this, Maeda-kun!
Hijita-kun! Momoyama-san! Akibe-san!
[21:18] Maeda
Tch. I can't outrun them! In that case...
[21:21] Maeda
Hijita! Use a mud ball and—
[21:23] All
What?!
[21:25] Haruaki
Hijita-kun! Behind you!
[21:26] Hijita
Don't do quick turns like that...
[21:29] Hijita
I feel sick...
[21:30] Maeda
What? You got motion sickness?
[21:32] Maeda
Don't puke! Don't you dare puke!
[21:34] Marshmallow
They're catching up to
Maeda-kun from Class 3!
[21:37] Kuniko
Not happening!
[21:40] Marshmallow
I-It's a gashadokuro!
[21:46] Maeda
Utagawa-san!
[21:47] Kuniko
Are you all okay?
[21:52] Fujihira
We're here to back you up!
We'll support you till the end!
[21:55] Maeda
That's great! Let's bring this back in
our favor for Sano and the others, too!
[22:00] Haruaki
All right! Counterattack time!
[22:02] All
Yeah!
[22:05] Small old man
Keep it up, Class 3!
[22:07] Small old man
The sports day continues!
7 - Sports Day at Ghoul School!! ~Finishes~
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[00:00] Maeda
Tch. I can't outrun them! In that case...
[00:03] Maeda
Hijita! Use a mud ball and—
[00:06] All
What?!
[00:07] Haruaki
Hijita-kun! Behind you!
[00:09] Hijita
Don't do quick turns like that...
[00:11] Hijita
I feel sick...
[00:13] Maeda
What? You got motion sickness?
[00:14] Maeda
Don't puke! Don't you dare puke!
[00:17] Marshmallow
They're catching up to
Maeda-kun from Class 3!
[00:19] Kuniko
Not happening!
[00:22] Marshmallow
I-It's a gashadokuro!
[00:26] Maeda
Utagawa-san!
[00:27] Kuniko
Are you all okay?
[00:32] Fujihira
We're here to back you up!
We'll support you till the end!
[00:35] Maeda
That's great! Let's bring this back in
our favor for Sano and the others, too!
[00:39] Haruaki
All right! Counterattack time!
[00:42] All
Yeah!
[00:45] Maeda
Okay, Hijita. Use your mud balls and...
[00:47] Hijita
Maeda...
[00:49] Hijita
I'mma apologize first...
[00:52] Hijita
I'm so sorr—
SIGN Gyaaaaaaah
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
[02:31] Marshmallow
This is unbelievable!
SIGN Episode 7
"Sports Day at
Ghoul School!!
Finishes"
[02:34] Marshmallow
Both teams from Class 3
have been split apart!
[02:38] Mamekichi
Here, use this bag.
[02:42] Fujihira
Maeda... Are you okay?
[02:44] Odawara
This is rough...
[02:45] Marshmallow
They definitely failed
this mock cavalry battle!
[02:49] Haruaki
No freakin' way!
[02:51] Miki
This is something right out of hell.
[02:53] Hatanaka
Even I'm starting to feel sick.
SIGN Oota
[02:57] Hatanaka
Now Class 3 only has the daidarabocchi
team that's not moving...
[03:01] Miki
...and the kudan team that's
doing their best to run away.
[03:05] Kurahashi
We're miraculously somehow still in this!
[03:08] Miki
The match is gonna be over in a minute...
[03:11] Hatanaka
Meaning last place is gonna go to Class 3.
[03:15] Principal
Now, now... You two still
have much to learn.
[03:19] Principal
Class 3 has one more team.
[03:22] Beniko
Seimei!
[03:31] Beniko
Here you go! I've got a huge haul!
[03:34] Haruaki
Yes!
[03:35] Miki
Zashiki-san?!
[03:36] Hatanaka
I didn't see her, so I thought
she was inside Oota's mouth.
[03:40] Haruaki
Maizuka-kun told me before...
[03:45] Haruaki
that zashikiwarashi are able to
cloak themselves with youkai magic.
[03:50] Haruaki
So at the same time Oota-kun turned huge,
[03:53] Haruaki
I had Zashiki-san's team disappear.
[03:56] Haruaki
And while the other teams
were drawing attention,
[03:58] Haruaki
they were gathering a bunch of headbands.
[04:02] Beniko
Though I definitely wasn't expecting
Mame to fall or Hijita to puke...
[04:07] Haruaki
How you like that?!
[04:12] Principal
He's managed to put the youkai to work and
is using their youkai magic very well.
[04:16] Principal
Haruaki-kun... I believe you really are his...
[04:21] Marshmallow
And we're done! We will now
tally up the headbands.
[04:29] Sign
m 0 0 l 180 0 180 615 0 615
SIGN 2nd-Year Class Score Totals
Scavenger Hunt Relay | Mock Cavalry Battle | Obstacle Course Relay
SIGN One || 30 | 140 | |
Two || 50 | 140 | |
Three || 60 | 100 | |
Four || 20 | 90 | |
Five || 40 | 100 | |
Six || 10 | 100 | |
[04:30] Haruaki
The final score for the mock cavalry battle
[04:32] Haruaki
is the number of headbands from
surviving members times ten...
[04:35] Sano
Along with our score from the scavenger
hunt relay, we're in third place.
[04:39] Sign
m 0 0 l 25 0 25 615 0 615
SIGN One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
[04:39] Haruaki
We were able to stay in third place because
of Zashiki-san and the others, but...
[04:43] Sano
Depending on how the final
obstacle course relay goes,
[04:46] Sano
we could either win for our
grade or end up dead last.
[04:50] Haruaki
I-It's okay!
[04:51] Haruaki
With you taking part, we won't get last place!
[04:55] Hatanaka
Abe-sensei, did you get the tool I asked
you to get from the gym storage?
[05:00] Haruaki
Aiyah! I forgot!
[05:02] Hatanaka
It's fine that you enjoy this,
but don't forget to work!
[05:05] Haruaki
I'm sorry!
[05:07] Hatanaka
Since you're here, go help him out.
[05:12] Haruaki
I'm sorry you had to come with me, Sano-kun.
[05:15] Sano
Whatever. Just get the thing and come down.
[05:18] Haruaki
You're not gonna hit me
when I come down, are you?
[05:20] Sano
I'm telling you to come
down so I can hit you.
[05:22] Haruaki
Please, no!
[05:27] Sano
I also have to prepare for the final event.
[05:31] Haruaki
Oh, right.
[05:33] Haruaki
I guess we're already on the final event.
[05:35] Haruaki
And you're the anchor of the
biggest event, too. Good luck!
[05:38] Sano
Don't come crying to me if we end up last.
[05:40] Haruaki
Don't worry! We have you, Sano-kun.
[05:43] Sano
I was no help at all during
the mock cavalry battle,
[05:46] Sano
yet you seem to have a lot of faith in me.
[05:49] Haruaki
Well, of course.
[05:51] Haruaki
There's no way I wouldn't believe in you.
[05:54] Sano
I see.
[05:56] Sano
Then buy this pot for 500,000.
It'll bring you happiness.
[06:00] Haruaki
Don't try to sneakily sell
me a mysterious pot!
[06:04] Haruaki
Jeez, talk about evil business practices.
[06:08] Haruaki
So when do I need to get the 500,000 to you?
[06:13] Sano
You really need to be careful of scams.
[06:17] Male student
Up we go...
[06:19] Male student
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[06:24] Haruaki
Whoa!
[06:28] Male student
I'm so sorry, Sensei!
[06:33] Haruaki
Ow...
[06:34] Male student
Are you okay?!
[06:35] Haruaki
Yeah, I'm fine.
[06:38] Sano
Tch. You need to pay attention!
[06:40] Haruaki
Ow!
[06:41] Sano
Damn it!
[06:50] Hatanaka
For crying out loud...
[06:53] Hatanaka
How long can it take them
just to get a single thing?
[06:59] Hatanaka
Hello? Abe-sensei?
[07:01] Hatanaka
Did you mess up again?
[07:20] Hatanaka
Sano!
[07:22] Hatanaka
Thank goodness. You're conscious.
[07:24] Hatanaka
Just wait! I'll chop this log and—
[07:31] Hatanaka
Hey! This isn't the time to be crying!
[07:41] Hatanaka
Hey! Calm down!
[07:47] Sano
Hey...
[07:49] Sano
You're seriously obnoxious.
SIGN First-Aid Station
[08:01] Takanashi
It's a sprain.
[08:03] Takanashi
You should be all better in about a week.
[08:06] Takanashi
Though that means you'll just have to
watch the rest of the sports day events.
[08:10] Hatanaka
I'm actually surprised you only ended
up with a sprain in that situation.
[08:14] Sano
You heard him. I'm going to survive.
[08:17] Sano
So you can stop doing inhuman things, Seimei.
[08:20] Haruaki
I'm a bad slime.
[08:22] Tamao
He's liquefied from the shock.
[08:25] Haruaki
I just want to evaporate into the air.
[08:28] Sano
And if it's only a sprain, I can
still participate in the event.
[08:32] Nyuudou
You idiot! What if you just make it worse?
[08:34] Takahashi
Out of curiosity, what is the event?
[08:37] Nyuudou
An obstacle course relay
run by one animal youkai,
[08:42] Nyuudou
one inorganic youkai, and one
humanoid youkai from each class.
[08:46] Nyuudou
And Sano was supposed to
be the anchor for his class.
[08:50] Takahashi
Don't worry! If it does get worse,
I'll just operate on you.
[08:57] Haruaki
Hey!
[08:59] Haruaki
I have a request.
[09:04] Marshmallow
Okay, next is the final event for the
second-years, the obstacle course relay!
[09:10] Marshmallow
The animal youkai, our first
runners, are entering the field.
SIGN First Runners
SIGN First Runners
SIGN First Runners
[09:19] Tamao
You're representing Class 4, Nezumi-sensei?
[09:23] Nezumi-sensei
There's no rule saying
the teachers can't run.
[09:26] Nezumi-sensei
Goodness. Looks like it's finally
time for a mouse to beat a cat.
[09:31] Tamao
Well, now you're just...
[09:34] Tamao
being ridiculous.
[09:36] Marshmallow
What the heck is this visual?!
[09:39] Kappa
On your marks, get set...
[09:43] Marshmallow
What?! Wait, is that what you all look
like when you're in serious mode?
[09:49] Kappa
Boom!
[09:51] Marshmallow
Oh, now you're back to normal...
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[10:00] Marshmallow
The first obstacle is...
[10:02] Marshmallow
the log balance beam!
[10:05] Marshmallow
Won't this be rather easy for animal youkai?
[10:10] Tamao
Th-This is...
[10:14] Sign
Mrrow!
SIGN Purr Purr
[10:16] Marshmallow
Ah! The cat from Class 3
has started rolling around!
[10:19] Marshmallow
Apparently, that log is made out of catnip.
SIGN Purr Purr
[10:24] Tamao
Supreme bliss...
[10:27] Nyuudou
The hell are you doing, Tama?!
[10:28] Sano
Hey, that's the log that squashed me.
[10:32] Tamao
What?!
[10:34] Tamao
You're the one who hurt Sano?!
[10:48] Tamao
I avenged you, Sano.
[10:50] Marshmallow
Class 3 needs to catch up!
[11:01] Marshmallow
Next, they've reached toy hell!
[11:11] Marshmallow
U-Unbelievable, Class 3!
[11:13] Marshmallow
He closed his eyes and is getting
through the field of green foxtails!
[11:16] Tamao
Kill your passions!
[11:19] Marshmallow
He made it through! He used his fighting
spirit to overcome the cat's weakness!
[11:24] Yanagida
Akisame-kun!
[11:25] Lantern ghost
Get your ass over here, you stupid rabbit!
[11:27] Marshmallow
And now, he's handed over the sash to
our second runner, the inorganic youkai!
[11:30] Yanagida
I've got this!
[11:34] Small old man
Meanwhile...
SIGN Rodent-Away
[11:36] Small old man
Nezumi-sensei was stuck in an obstacle
meant specifically for rodents.
[11:41] Nezumi-sensei
They're actually trying to kill me...
[11:45] Marshmallow
Obstacles mean nothing
to youkai that can fly.
[11:50] Marshmallow
And for sneaky guys like them...
[11:53] Kappa
Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak...
[11:56] Kappa
Hey-ho! Hey-ho! Hey-ho!
[11:59] Kappa
Hey-ho! Hey-ho!
[12:05] Marshmallow
We have the kappas doing a wind attack!
[12:08] Marshmallow
They can't get ahead like this!
[12:11] Kappa
Hey-ho! Hey-ho! Hey-ho!
[12:13] Lantern
Any more and I'll rip...
[12:16] Yanagida
Oh, right. I have just the
thing for situations like this.
[12:19] Marshmallow
What's this? Does Class 3
have some kind of strategy?
[12:22] Marshmallow
Also, where exactly is he reaching into?!
[12:27] Yanagida
The science club's special
chemical explosive!
[12:32] Rando student a
Yanagida from the science
club just pulled out a bomb!
[12:35] Rando student b
Run! That'll kill us!
[12:41] Yanagida
Just one drop of this and...
[12:53] Marshmallow
That's terrifying! Jeez!
SIGN Broadcast
[12:57] Marshmallow
But...
[12:58] Marshmallow
Now there's no obstacle for
the other students, either!
[13:05] Yanagida
Hey! Pay your tolls, you damn hyenas!
[13:07] Yanagida
Damn it!
[13:09] Yanagida
The rest is up to you!
[13:11] Yanagida
Seimei-sensei!
[13:15] Marshmallow
Wh-What's this?!
[13:16] Marshmallow
Class 3's anchor is now the
human teacher, Abe-sensei?!
[13:22] Haruaki
Sano-kun... It's my fault you can't run.
[13:27] Haruaki
Which means that I need to...
[13:29] Marshmallow
Abe-sensei is somehow keeping
up with the rest of the runners!
[13:33] Haruaki
...take responsibility and win!
[13:36] Kurahashi
Seimei-sensei really is fast!
[13:40] Nyuudou
But up ahead is...
[13:43] Marshmallow
The first obstacle they'll face is...
[13:46] Marshmallow
A thousand-level vaulting box!
[13:50] Haruaki
Ain't no way!
[13:53] Students
Ain't no way!
[13:55] Hijita
What's he supposed to do?
[13:58] Hijita
There's no way he can jump that!
[14:03] Maeda
I-I guess this is the end.
[14:10] Sano
There's just one chance.
[14:13] Sano
It's a last resort, and it's kinda taboo, but...
SIGN Entry Gate
[14:18] All
What?!
[14:20] Tamao
S-Seimei has a power like that?
[14:24] Sano
Yeah. That's the kind of person he is.
[14:27] Sano
If he uses that, he might just
be able to get through this.
[14:31] Nyuudou
But the way this is going,
we'll be in trouble, too.
[14:35] Kurahashi
And there's no guarantee this will work.
[14:38] Tamao
I-I'm gonna do it!
[14:42] Tamao
It's true that Seimei is a failure, a crybaby,
[14:45] Tamao
and a servile pervert who'll immediately
throw away his principles and positions
[14:48] Tamao
for the sake of his desires...
[14:50] Tamao
But still, he kindly helped
me with my studies!
[14:53] Tamao
I want to repay him!
[14:56] Nyuudou
I'm not sure if helping you study makes up
for the number of flaws you just named.
[15:01] Nyuudou
Ugh, damn it!
[15:02] Nyuudou
Our luck ran out as soon as
we ended up in his class!
[15:05] Nyuudou
Everyone! Let's prepare the thing!
[15:08] Mamekichi and Marshmallow
Yeah!
[15:11] Fujihira
Seriously?
[15:12] Hijita
Don't blame me for whatever happens!
[15:18] Principal
Sano-kun?
[15:25] Principal
You aren't going to make him use his
power to exorcise demons, are you?
[15:32] Sano
Oh, I don't know...
[15:36] Sano
Guess you'll just have to wait and see.
[15:40] Hatanaka
Is he really going to use the
power to exorcise demons?
[15:43] Principal
Who knows? I have no idea how
young folks think nowadays.
[15:48] Principal
But I'd like for the teachers
to be on guard just in case.
[16:02] Haruaki
Damn it!
[16:04] Haruaki
There's no way I can make this jump.
[16:07] Haruaki
I'm just gonna have to climb it.
[16:10] Haruaki
I-I'm not giving up!
SIGN Haruaki's Emotional
Cheer Squad
[16:13] Haruaki
That's the spirit!
[16:15] Haruaki
A human can do anything
if he sets his mind to it!
[16:19] Sano
Then let's have you do just that!
[16:22] Students
Seimei! We've got your
favorite uniforms here!
[16:30] Students
You've got this, Seimei!
SIGN Gyahaha
[16:58] Student A
What the hell?!
[17:00] Student B
Hey, Class 3! This isn't the school festival!
[17:04] Tamao
Ren-Ren, I can feel my heart shattering.
[17:07] Nyuudou
Kill your heart. Don't listen to that noise!
[17:19] Student C
Oh? What's up with that human teacher?
[18:14] Students
Seriously?!
[18:16] Class 3
Seriously?!
[18:18] Marshmallow
The human teacher, Abe-sensei, has
elegantly cleared the vaulting box!
[18:24] Marshmallow
He's completely ignoring all the obstacles
and getting to the goal at incredible speed!
[18:29] Marshmallow
Is this some kind of insane adrenaline rush?!
[18:33] Shikajima
Wh-What's up with that teacher?
[18:36] Male student A
Honestly, what's up with that whole class?
[18:41] Miki
Man... He definitely pulled one over on us.
[18:45] Principal
To think it'd come to this...
[18:48] Principal
I almost feel stupid for
taking this seriously.
[18:53] Principal
Honestly...
[18:55] Principal
I really have no idea how
young folks think these days.
[19:01] Marshmallow
Class 3 has completely turned the tables
and is catching up to first place!
[19:07] Marshmallow
And now...
[19:11] Marshmallow
Goal!
[19:13] Marshmallow
Due to the last-ditch efforts
of the students of Class 3,
[19:16] Marshmallow
they managed to turn the
tables and get first place!
[19:21] Marshmallow
And now... rapid-fire pictures!
[19:32] Nyuudou
H-Hey...
[19:36] Haruaki
So happy!
[19:37] Haruaki
I'm super happy.
SIGN Translation
SIGN I'm super happy
SIGN Note:
[19:39] Nyuudou
This Japanese teacher just started
speaking in traditional Chinese!
[19:47] Sano
Yeah, you're way too gross!
[19:55] Haruaki
What have I been doing?
[19:57] Sano
This dude is dangerous.
Let's call the police.
[20:01] Mamekichi
Seimei-kun!
[20:04] Mamekichi
Seimei-kun! You managed to get first place!
[20:07] Haruaki
What? No way!
[20:09] Nyuudou
More importantly, let's call an ambulance
so you can get your head checked.
[20:13] Mamekichi
Looks like the other runners
have reached the goal, too.
[20:16] Mamekichi
You should head back, Seimei-kun!
[20:18] Sano
Even if you got first place,
[20:20] Sano
things might change depending on
where the other classes placed.
[20:23] Sano
It's too early to celebrate.
[20:25] Haruaki
Oh, right!
[20:26] Haruaki
Then the results are...
[20:29] Sign
m 0 0 l 200 0 200 615 0 615
SIGN 2nd-Year Class Score Totals
Scavenger Hunt Relay | Mock Cavalry Battle | Obstacle Course Relay | Total
SIGN One || 30 | 140 | 40 |
Two || 50 | 140 | 20 |
Three || 60 | 100 | |
Four || 20 | 90 | |
Five || 40 | 100 | |
Six || 10 | 100 | |
[20:36] Haruaki
So...
[20:38] Haruaki
In the end...
SIGN Time to
Reflect
[20:41] Haruaki
I really did end up in a red loincloth...
[20:45] Haruaki
I'm so sad.
[20:46] Nyuudou
Shut up, you pervy teacher.
[20:48] Hijita
Ever since that incident,
there's a rumor going around
[20:52] Hijita
saying that the principal put
all the perverts in our class!
[20:55] Sano
So why are you doing this punishment?
[20:58] Sano
I heard that Nezumi-sensei came in last and
got a piece of cheese taken from his pay.
[21:03] Nezumi-sensei
M-My cheese...
[21:05] Tamao
Nezumi-sensei gets paid in cheese?
[21:10] Haruaki
Well, a lot of the parents put in
complaints saying I was gross...
[21:16] Haruaki
So I ended up taking this punishment.
[21:19] Haruaki
I'm so sad.
[21:20] Nyuudou
But now you're even grosser after accepting
the punishment for being called gross.
[21:26] Haruaki
Hey, don't say that!
[21:29] Haruaki
Call me charming instead!
[21:33] Nyuudou
Like hell I will!
[21:34] Hijita
Now, now.
[21:35] Hijita
More importantly, let's all go get
yakiniku to cheer ourselves up!
[21:41] Haruaki
Wait, I'm not paying for that, am I?
[21:44] Hijita
Pretty sure the teacher pays for
his students at times like this.
[21:47] Yanagida
Yay!
[21:47] Mamekichi
Yahoo! Let's go already!
[21:51] Haruaki
Unbelievable...
[21:53] Haruaki
I managed to not get my pay docked,
but my pay's going down anyway.
[21:56] Haruaki
I'm so sad.
[21:58] Haruaki
Hey, can I at least put some clothes on?
[22:01] Hijita
Nope, you can't.
SIGN Winners
[22:02] Hijita
I'll take pictures and distribute them.
[22:03] Haruaki
Please don't. We seriously
won't be able to air this.
8 - Amaaki, Momoyama-san, and the Nudity Festival
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[00:01] Sano
Whoa...
[00:02] Fujihira
That's a lot of presents.
[00:05] Mamekichi
Well, it's almost Sano-kun's birthday.
[00:08] Kurahashi
Gonna be tough to return all those favors...
[00:11] Haruaki
What are you doing, Momoyama-san?
[00:16] Haruaki
Aw... You don't have to act like
you just ran into a groper...
[00:23] Mamekichi
Is someone there?
[00:26] Mamekichi
Huh?
[00:27] Mamekichi
I guess not.
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
SIGN Class 2-3
[02:02] Tamao
Safe!
[02:03] Mamekichi
Oh, Akisame-kun. Did you oversleep?
SIGN Episode 8
"Amaaki, Momoyama-san,
and the Nudity Festival"
[02:06] Tamao
Gulp. No way!
SIGN Bad
SIGN Bad
[02:08] Tamao
Uh... There was a cat getting
mugged, so I saved it!
[02:12] Nyuudou
Uh-huh... Good job.
[02:14] Tamao
Hey, you don't believe me...
[02:16] Amaaki
Hey! Didn't you hear the bell?
[02:20] Amaaki
Hurry up and get to your seats.
[02:23] Nyuudou
S-Seimei?
[02:24] Tamao
What's wrong? You're in a bad
mood. Not enough uniforms?
[02:28] Mamekichi
What are you doing, Doppel?
[02:31] Tamao
What? Is that Seimei's doppelganger?
[02:38] Amaaki
Hey, what are you...
[02:39] Sano
Come with me. Zashiki and Hijita, too.
[02:45] Sano
So, why did you come all the
way to the island, Doppel?
[02:50] Amaaki
Y'all are gonna call me Doppel, too?
[02:53] Small Old Man
This person is actually Haruaki's
older twin brother, Amaaki Abe.
[02:57] Mamekichi
You're probably just worried
about Seimei-kun again.
[03:01] Mamekichi
You really are hopelessly
obsessed with your brother.
[03:03] Hijita
So you decided to disguise yourself
as Seimei and check out the school?
[03:07] Hijita
What's Seimei even doing?
[03:08] Amaaki
Haru's got nothin' to do with this.
[03:10] Amaaki
I sealed him away in the bathroom
with a uniform just a minute ago.
[03:14] Haruaki
Wah, I can't get out!
[03:17] Haruaki
Oh, hey. A uniform.
[03:18] Haruaki
Woohoo! Lucky me!
[03:19] Sano
I guess we can forget about him.
[03:21] Sano
He'll survive as long as he
has uniforms and water.
[03:24] Sano
So you didn't listen to a word I said last time?
[03:27] Amaaki
Th-That's not true!
[03:28] Amaaki
It's just, you're the only
students of Haru's that I know.
[03:31] Amaaki
I came to see if Haru's actually doing
a good job as a teacher or not.
[03:36] Amaaki
So please!
[03:37] Amaaki
Just for today! Help me
pretend that I'm Haru!
[03:42] Marshmallow
Eyes up front.
[03:44] Sano
So yeah, apparently Seimei
got amnesia because reasons.
[03:49] Yanagida
What? The same Seimei-sensei
who randomly combusts
[03:52] Yanagida
and comes back like nothing happened?
[03:54] Nyuudou
Okay, but why's the amnesia causing
his personality to change, too?
[03:57] Sano
S-So the way he talks and his
personality changed because reasons.
[04:02] Nyuudou
"Because reasons" works
for everything, I guess.
[04:04] Yanagida
Then again, this is Seimei-sensei,
so "because reasons" actually fits.
[04:08] Amaaki
What's going on with my brother?
[04:11] Kuniko
I'm so sorry I'm late!
[04:12] Kuniko
I was saving a cat that was getting mugged.
[04:16] Nyuudou
That must've been rough, Utagawa-san.
[04:18] Tamao
What the heck? You didn't believe my lie!
[04:21] Nyuudou
You just admitted to lying.
[04:22] Tamao
Crap!
[04:23] Amaaki
Okay, I get it. Just get to your seat.
[04:30] Nyuudou
Utagawa-san, your skeleton's showing.
[04:32] Utagawa
Oh, no! It must be because
I'm so tired from running.
[04:36] Utagawa
Oh, no! Seimei-sensei just collapsed!
[04:39] Sano
Oh, right. He can't handle youkai...
[04:43] Amaaki
I-I'm fine... I just got a little
dizzy from my amnesia...
[04:49] Amaaki
Anyway, let's start class.
[04:51] Tamao
Forget class. Let's figure out
how to get your memory back.
[04:55] Futakuchi-Onna
In that case, I've got a good idea.
[04:57] Futakuchi-Onna
Hang on to your knickers, you little brats!
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[05:01] Small Old Man
Futakuchi-onna is a youkai that has
another mouth on the back of her head.
[05:04] Small Old Man
Apparently, she can move
her hair like hands, too.
[05:09] Futakuchi-Onna
Hey, Shepherd's Purse!
[05:10] Futakuchi-Onna
I brought my winter uniform
from my dorm just for you!
[05:14] Futakuchi-Onna
I'm sure seeing this will jog your memory!
[05:16] Amaaki
Uh-huh....
[05:18] Momoyama
S-Seimei-sensei...
[05:21] Kuniko
...didn't react...
[05:22] Nyuudou
...to the uniform!
[05:23] Tamao
S-Seimei... Say it ain't so...
[05:26] Nyuudou
Maybe we should get him to
the hospital, like right now.
[05:28] Kurahashi
More importantly, this might be
a foretelling of a cataclysm...
[05:31] Nyuudou
It's not funny when a literal
misfortune-predicting kudan says that.
[05:35] Mujina
But that means a cataclysm
really might happen!
SIGN And then...
[05:38] Marshmallow
And then...
[05:40] Sano
Damn it, seriously...
[05:42] Sano
At least try to act a little like Seimei.
[05:44] Amaaki
S-Sorry. I don't have any
interest in uniforms.
[05:49] Yanagida
Heya, are you all enjoying a piss together?
[05:52] Hijita
Gah! Yanagida!
[05:53] Amaaki
That cloth is talking!
[05:55] Hijita
So what do you want?
[05:56] Hijita
It better be anything other
than "I made medicine."
[05:59] Yanagida
I made medicine.
[06:00] Hijita
Yup. Leave.
[06:01] Yanagida
Since our teacher's suffering from amnesia,
I made it in the chemistry club.
[06:05] Amaaki
The chemistry club?
[06:06] Amaaki
But your whole being is so unscientific..
[06:09] Yanagida
We live in an age where even youkai
use their phones to access social media.
SIGN There have been
multiple cases
of youkai getting
flushed down the
toilet lately.
[06:12] Yanagida
I may look unscientific, but I'm going
to continue to study science...
[06:17] Yanagida
and become the first youkai in the
world to win the Nobel Prize.
SIGN There have been
multiple cases
of youkai getting
flushed down the
toilet lately.
[06:25] Sano
Anyway, Doppel, have you gotten
any more used to youkai?
[06:28] Amaaki
I'm fine when they're in human forms, but...
[06:32] Hijita
What's that?
[06:33] Koizumi
Ow...
[06:35] Small Old man
Rokurokubi.
[06:36] Small Old man
A youkai with a really long neck.
[06:38] Small Old man
Must be convenient being able
to see the top of the fridge.
[06:40] Mamekichi
Koizumi-san, what happened?
[06:43] Koizumi
I lost my footing on the stairs.
[06:45] Koizumi
I think I sprained my ankle.
[06:48] Amaaki
Pardon me.
[06:49] Koizumi
What are you doing, you pervert of a teacher?!
[06:53] Amaaki
What do you mean?
[06:54] Amaaki
I'm takin' you to the nurse's office.
[06:57] Amaaki
That's the least your teacher can do, right?
[07:01] Sano
Yeah, they're definitely twins,
at least in that regard...
[07:07] Koizumi
Wh-Why are you acting so
cool all of a sudden?
[07:10] Amaaki
Crap... I picked up a
youkai without thinking.
[07:14] Amaaki
Calm down.
[07:15] Amaaki
This girl just has a neck that's
a tad longer than usual, that's all.
[07:19] Amaaki
It's okay! She's not scar—
[07:21] Amaaki
I can't.
[07:23] Hijita
Damn it. Now we've got one more
to take to the nurse's office.
[07:29] Amaaki
Huh? Where am I?
[07:31] Sano
You fainted again.
[07:35] Tamao
You scared me so much!
[07:38] Amaaki
What? You're actually worried about me?
[07:41] Tamao
Of course I am!
[07:42] Yanagida
This time, I definitely made a
medicine that cures amnesia!
[07:45] Nyuudou
You fainted? You okay?
[07:48] Hikari
More importantly...
[07:49] Hayashi
We brought you some adult picture
books that are uniform-themed.
[07:52] Hatanaka
You can't read those for another ten years.
[07:54] Miki
Well, well. You look fine.
[07:56] Marshmallow
Seimei-kun, I brought you a mandragora
with a flower on its head to cheer you up.
[08:08] Amaaki
I'll just go now.
[08:10] Amaaki
Keep this a secret from Haru.
[08:13] Sano
All right.
[08:17] Hijita
I guess you knew that Doppel
would be satisfied with this.
[08:21] Sano
What? I have no idea what
you're talking about.
[08:27] Haruaki
Sano-kun!
[08:29] Haruaki
Hup! Hup!
[08:31] Sano
Don't come any closer to me...
[08:33] Sano
looking like that!
[08:35] Haruaki
That's no fair!
[08:37] Mandragora
Fly away!
[08:41] Haruaki
What did I do wrong?
[08:47] Haruaki
Oh, Momoyama-san. I'm sorry for
startling you this morning.
[08:51] Futakuchi-Onna
It's okay.
[08:52] Futakuchi-onna
Shut up, you perverted dick-for-brains!
[08:54] Futakuchi-onna
Get away from me!
[08:56] Haruaki
I-It's okay! I'm not worried about that!
[08:58] Haruaki
I mean, I'm a masochist.
[09:00] Haruaki
Were you trying to give someone
a present this morning?
[09:06] Futakuchi-onna
Th-That's none of your damn business,
you shepherd's purse jerk!
[09:10] Haruaki
Please don't insult me with something
that needs a visual reference.
[09:14] Haruaki
Let's see...
[09:15] Haruaki
So you want to thank Sano-kun
for helping you out
[09:19] Haruaki
after Hijita-kun barfed on
you during the sports day?
[09:22] Futakuchi-onna
Wow, I'm surprised you figured all
that out, you useless teacher.
[09:27] (Flashback) Sano
You okay?
[09:28] (Flashback) Sano
Wipe yourself off with this.
[09:33] Haruaki
So that's what happened.
Sano-kun's the best.
[09:37] Haruaki
Come to think of it, Sano-kun's birthday
is coming up, so this is perfect.
[09:42] Haruaki
But you're not sure if you
can actually give it to him?
[09:45] Haruaki
I see. I guess it can
be a bit nerve-racking.
[09:48] Yanagida
I heard everything.
[09:51] Haruaki
Yanagida-kun!
[09:52] Yanagida
Oh, you! Were you that lonely without me?
[09:56] Yanagida
Ta-da! This time, I made some perfume.
[10:00] Yanagida
Now you can feel even
more girly and confident!
[10:04] Haruaki
Ah, so you can actually make useful things.
[10:07] Yanagida
I figured I'd get the patent on
this eventually and make bank.
[10:11] Haruaki
But it smells kinda weird.
[10:14] Haruaki
Like the smell of a human-faced
fish when it's in a bad mood.
[10:16] Yanagida
Really? Maybe I shouldn't have added
the feces and urine from a kappa.
[10:21] Yanagida
I mean, I don't have a nose,
so I can't smell anything.
[10:24] Haruaki
Then why'd you think of making a perfume?!
[10:26] Hijita
Oh, hey, Seimei.
[10:28] Hijita
What're you up to? Guiding students again?
[10:37] Hijita
Momoyama-san! You're so friggin' cute!
[10:40] Hijita
I love you.
[10:41] Futakuchi-onna
Why are you suddenly asking
me out, puke-for-brains?!
[10:44] Hijita
Do you not like guys who puke on you?
[10:45] Futakuchi-onna
Pretty sure the answer is no!
[10:48] Hijita
Even so, I love you! I really love you!
[10:51] Nyuudou
H-Hey! What the hell'd you do to Hijita?
[10:53] Mob
Momoyama-san!
[10:55] Nyuudou
Uh, I guess it's not just Hijita.
[10:58] Nyuudou
Anyway, run!
[10:59] Hijita
Momoyama-san!
[11:02] Nyuudou
All the guys in school are after
Momoyama-san! What's going on?
[11:06] Yanagida
Maybe that perfume had something
in it that charms male youkai.
[11:11] Haruaki
You see... stuff happened.
SIGN Stuff Happened
SIGN Use this phrase
when you want to
shorten explanations.
[11:14] Small Old Man
"Stuff happened." Use this phrase when
you want to shorten explanations.
[11:18] Small Old Man
They even use this method in the Manyoushuu.
[11:21] Nyuudou
I see. Hey, you piece of cloth.
[11:23] Nyuudou
I'm gonna turn you into a curtain later.
[11:25] Nyuudou
I get that it doesn't work on me or
Yanagida since we don't have noses,
[11:28] Nyuudou
but why doesn't it work on Seimei?
[11:29] Yanagida
It's basically like youkai pheromones, so
maybe it doesn't work if you're not a youkai.
[11:34] Futakuchi-onna
This ain't no time for your stupid
analysis! We're at a dead end!
[11:40] Nyuudou
Th-This is really bad.
[11:43] Haruaki
Wh-Wh-Wh-What should we do?
[11:44] Haruaki
Someone...
[11:46] Haruaki
S-S-S-S-Sano-kun!
[11:49] Haruaki
Save us!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[12:00] Amaaki
I'm glad I got to come here today.
[12:03] Amaaki
Just like that yakubyougami
said, Haru's a good teacher.
SIGN Welcome to
Hyakki Academy Island!
[12:07] Amaaki
But I guess no one's gonna see me off!
[12:16] Sano
Out of the way.
[12:18] Haruaki
Sano-kun!
[12:20] Sano
What the hell's going on?
[12:22] Nyuudou
Well, stuff happened.
[12:26] Sano
Maybe it's time to turn you into a pennant.
SIGN Hyakki Academy
[12:28] Small old man
Pennant.
[12:30] Small old man
A kind of flag that's thin and long.
[12:31] Nyuudou
How are you okay, though?
[12:33] Futakuchi-onna
Hey! Those guys are gettin' back up again!
[12:36] Haruaki
They're basically zombies!
[12:37] Nyuudou
Sano, can you stop these
guys with your youkai magic?
[12:41] Sano
I'll give it a try.
[12:47] Nyuudou
Sorry, I had a feeling this might happen.
[12:49] Yanagida
Yeah, the visuals are getting
even more dangerous.
[12:51] Nyuudou
Our school's finally just
filled with pervs now.
[12:54] Haruaki
Anyway, let's just run for now!
[12:58] Sano
Hey, you pennant! Can't you
do something about this?
[13:00] Yanagida
Hmm... Maybe you can just wash
off the scent of the perfume?
[13:05] Nyuudou
Are there any shower rooms in this school?
[13:07] Yanagida
Well, there's a pool.
[13:08] Nyuudou
It's too far away, plus it got destroyed.
[13:11] Haruaki
A pool... I know!
[13:13] Haruaki
Noriko, Kazuo, Marshmallow!
[13:15] Noriko; Kazuo; Marshmallow
You called?
[13:16] Haruaki
Time for formation N!
[13:18] Noriko; Kazuo; Marshmallow
Roger!
[13:19] Haruaki
Now we just have to wait until it's ready.
[13:21] Sano
Hey, what are you...
[13:23] Haruaki
Everyone! Over here!
[13:26] Haruaki
Not those losers, too!
[13:28] Hijita
There they are! Get her!
[13:30] Sano
Now they're on their way.
[13:31] Yanagida
Up above!
[13:32] Nyuudou
Seimei, now we're surrounded
because we came here!
[13:36] Haruaki
This is fine.
[13:37] Marshmallow
Seimei-kun!
[13:40] Mandragoras
One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two!
[13:42] Marshmallow
We brought the master!
[13:44] Master
Hey, it's been a while.
[13:46] Haruaki
Sano-kun! I think you might be able to
take Momoyama-san and dive in from here!
[13:50] Sano
Seriously? Okay, fine.
[13:57] Sano
Hold on tight, Momoyama-san.
[14:12] Miki
Huh?
[14:13] Hatanaka
What...
[14:14] Hijita
...are we doing?
[14:16] Hijita
Eek!
[14:17] Nyuudou
All right!
[14:19] Haruaki
Sano-kun! It looks like
everyone's back to normal!
[14:22] Haruaki
You okay over there?
[14:30] Mandragoras
Bye, now.
[14:31] Mandragoras
One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
[14:35] Sano
You okay? That must've been rough.
[14:37] Sano
Well, bye.
[14:38] Kuchisake-onna
Hey!
[14:39] Kuchisake-onna
Sano, you—
[14:42] Momoyama
S-Sano-kun...
[14:45] Momoyama
Th-Thank you for lending me your
handkerchief on sports day.
[14:51] Momoyama
Here, I bought you a new handker...
[14:56] Momoyama
It's friggin' soaked.
[14:59] Sano
A tanuki design.
[15:00] Momoyama
Oh, um, yeah.
[15:02] Momoyama
I thought you might like this one.
[15:05] Momoyama
But it's all wet now, so I'll get you another...
[15:07] Sano
It's fine.
[15:08] Sano
Hand it over.
[15:11] Sano
I was just thinking about
buying a new handkerchief.
[15:14] Sano
Thanks. I'll happily use this one.
[15:19] Momoyama
Those... are definitely panties.
[15:22] Momoyama
Actually, when I bought this,
[15:24] Momoyama
the handkerchief section was right
next to the lingerie section...
[15:28] Momoyama
And I accidentally bought panties...
[15:33] Futakuchi-onna
Congrats, Sano!
[15:35] Futakuchi-onna
A girl just gave you panties!
[15:37] Tamao
H-Hey! Guys from Class 2-3!
[15:42] Tamao
Sano just got panties from a girl!
[15:45] All
What?!
[15:46] Hijita
No way!
[15:47] Hijita
For science, how does one manage
to get a girl to give him panties?!
[15:51] Hikari
Let's hurry up and make some
red-bean rice and throw it at Sano!
[15:55] Hijita
Men, let us rejoice!
[16:00] Men
Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
[16:01] Momoyama
S-Sano-kun... I'm so sorry...
[16:04] Men
And wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
[16:05] Sano
Momoyama-san, I can't accept this,
but I'll take your gratitude.
[16:08] Men
Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
[16:11] Sano
Thanks.
[16:12] Hijita
Today is Sano's panty anniversary!
[16:16] Hijita
Congrats, Sano-kun!
[16:18] Sano
So anyway... I'm gonna go kill those guys.
[16:23] Sano
Just you wait, you bastards!
[16:26] Momoyama
Sano-kun really is kind...
[16:30] Mandragora
I wuv you.
[16:35] Hijita
Going to the public bath is a pain.
[16:38] Mamekichi
We don't have a choice.
[16:40] Mamekichi
We can't use the baths at the dorms
'cause the water suddenly got shut off.
SIGN Men
SIGN Women
[16:44] Beniko
Hey, is that the bathhouse?
[16:48] Kuniko
Oh, Beniko-chan's here.
[16:50] Akibe
Come on in.
[16:52] Akibe
Momoyama has something she wanted
to ask you, Zashiki-chan.
SIGN Akibe-san
the korpokkur
[16:59] Beniko
What?
[17:00] Momoyama
Whisper, whisper.
[17:01] Beniko
Huh? You wanna know Sano's type?
[17:04] Futakuchi-onna
You just killed the point of her whispering.
[17:07] Beniko
Well, I don't give a rat's
ass about Sano's love life.
[17:10] Marilyn
Sano-kun has a handsome face,
but he's a bit childish.
[17:15] Daisy
Yeah. That'd make going out
with him a little rough.
SIGN Karakasa Obake
Daisy
SIGN Asaoke no ke
Marilyn
[17:21] Beniko
Speaking of love lives, Utagawa-san,
[17:23] Beniko
I heard you turned down a hot
guy from the class next door.
[17:26] Kuniko
How do you know that?!
[17:28] Kuniko
I mean, I'm not ready for romance.
I'm too busy with my studies!
[17:32] Beniko
Oh, please. You're gonna tell me
it's not because you like Nyuudou?
[17:35] Kuniko
B-B-B-Beniko-chan!
[17:37] Akibe
Really, Utagawa?
[17:39] Marilyn
No way! Why Nyuudou of all people?
[17:41] Beniko
You mean the other girls had no idea?
[17:44] Kuniko
Th-That's not true! Oh,
come on, Beniko-chan! Jeez!
[17:50] Koizumi
Romance, huh?
[17:52] Koizumi
I guess he was sorta cool today.
[17:58] Koizumi
No, wait, no! Not a chance!
[18:01] Haruaki
Hey! Guys of Class 3! Your teacher's here!
[18:04] Guys
Oh, God! He's here!
[18:06] Haruaki
Hey! Don't make it sound like
you just saw a cockroach!
[18:08] Beniko
Oh, Seimei's here.
[18:11] Sano
I thought you were gonna use
the faculty dorm's bath.
[18:13] Haruaki
Well, I wanted to get in
the bath with all of you.
[18:16] Haruaki
Let's get to know each other better!
[18:18] Beniko
Just watch. That's gonna piss Sano off.
[18:21] Sano
You're so friggin' creepy!
[18:23] Haruaki
A neckbreaker! I'mma die...
[18:25] Beniko
See?
[18:26] Koizumi
Yeah... he's definitely out
of the question. For sure.
[18:30] Beniko
Man, I hope the guys have something raunchy.
[18:34] Renjou
Zashiki-san! That's quite lewd!
SIGN Jorougumo
Renjou-san
SIGN Men
[18:42] Haruaki
Hijita-kun, so that's what you
look like without your eye patch.
[18:45] Hijita
More importantly, I've been thinking...
[18:50] Hijita
Seimei! Dude, you're huge!
[18:53] Hijita
You're way bigger than me!
[18:55] Haruaki
Right? I wonder if it's because I'm tall.
[18:56] Kuniko
S-Stop!
[18:59] Koizumi
Wait, their height makes a difference?!
[19:00] Renjou
Excuse me, boys! That's quite indecen—
[19:02] Marilyn
Just shut up, you idiot!
[19:04] Mamekichi
Oh, he's right. Seimei-kun, you are big.
[19:08] Mamekichi
I'm super tiny, so I'm jealous.
[19:11] Haruaki
You're fine as you are, Maizuka-kun.
[19:13] Haruaki
If you were just big down there,
you'd be like an elephant.
[19:19] Kuniko
What's the matter, Beniko-chan?
[19:22] Beniko
Oh, just...
[19:24] Beniko
wondering if I could get a peek.
[19:26] Beniko
Up we go.
[19:27] Kuniko
B-Beniko-chan?!
[19:28] Beniko
What? Guys aren't the only
ones that get to peek.
[19:32] Beniko
What are you doing, Momoyama-san?
[19:34] Momoyama
Rawr, rawr!
[19:35] Beniko
What? I'm not allowed to see Sano-kun naked?
[19:39] Hijita
On the other hand, Sano's not very big.
[19:42] Sano
Shut the hell up!
[19:44] Momoyama
Oho...
[19:47] Futakuchi-onna
I'm next, four-eyes.
[19:49] Beniko
Hey, you're not so bad.
[19:51] Kuniko
Now they're colluding!
[19:53] Kuniko
Hey! Someone stop those two—
[19:55] Daisy
Hey, grow your damn neck already.
[19:57] Marilyn
What's your neck even
for if you don't use it?
[20:00] Kuniko
That's it! Everyone!
[20:02] Kuniko
That's... enough!
SIGN Ma
SIGN n
SIGN d
SIGN ra
SIGN go
SIGN ra
SIGN Sano
SIGN Hijitaa
SIGN Haruaki
SIGN Omame
SIGN Tamao
SIGN O
SIGN gata
SIGN Mujina
[20:12] Nyuudou
U-Utagawa-san... Is something the matter?
[20:15] Kuniko
Oh, no! I turned into a skeleton!
[20:17] Kuniko
Y-You've got the wrong idea!
[20:19] Kuniko
There was a mouse, and it startled me!
[20:21] Kuniko
I'm so sorry! I didn't see
anything! I really didn't!
[20:27] Beniko
That's hot!
[20:28] Kuniko
Dang it! I saw everything!
[20:30] Futakuchi-onna
So you did see! I'm jealous.
[20:33] Kuniko
N-No! I didn't see anything!
[20:35] Futakuchi-onna
Lies! You actually saw.
[20:37] Futakuchi-onna
You saw the Garden of Eden beyond the wall!
[20:43] Kuniko
Okay, fine! I did! I saw!
[20:46] Kuniko
I wouldn't call it the Garden
of Eden, though... It was more...
[20:48] Kuniko
like a safari park!
[20:51] Nyuudou
Utagawa-san, what are you even saying?
[20:55] Beniko
So is it true that Seimei's
huge and Sano's actually sma—
[20:58] Kuniko
I didn't get that good of a look!
[21:00] Kuniko
Besides, Nyuudou-kun's the
only one I care to see naked!
[21:09] Beniko
Ladies, let us rejoice!
[21:12] All
Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
[21:17] Mandragora
Time to party, wasshoi!
[21:21] Kuniko
Ugh, I'll never be able to get married
if we keep talking about this.
[21:30] Kuniko
Seimei-sensei?
[21:32] Nyuudou
Utagawa-san...
[21:33] Kuniko
Nyuudou-kun... I'm sorry about earlier.
[21:35] Kuniko
I didn't see anything!
[21:37] Nyuudou
S-Sorry. I believe that it
was some kind of mistake.
[21:41] Kuniko
Huh? What's wrong, Nyuudou-kun?
[21:44] Hijira
You're really going to ask that?
[21:46] Hijira
We could hear everything
you girls were saying!
[21:49] Hijira
About if you were gonna peek,
all the talk about big or small...
SIGN Fire
[21:51] Tamao
Stay away, you beasts!
[21:53] Fujihira
Oh, dear... That's how you were looking at us?
[21:57] Kuniko
Wait, no...
[21:58] Tamao
Now, let's go, everyone.
[22:00] Kuniko
No, wait...
[22:03] Momoyama
Sano-kun...
[22:05] Kuniko
You've got the wrong idea!
9 - Save Me, Seimei-kun! The Case of the Animal Youkai Abductions!!
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[00:02] Hatanaka
My afternoon lesson is with Class 3.
[00:08] Hatanaka
A crow feather?
[00:10] Hatanaka
That's a bit ominous.
[00:12] Tengu
Izuna Hatanaka-kun.
[00:17] Announcer
Concerning the string of animal youkai
abductions the past few days...
SIGN Faculty Room
[00:21] Announcer
Right now, we have some of
the animal youkai victims
[00:24] Announcer
who were hit yesterday here at
Takahashi Animal Youkai Clinic.
SIGN Hyakki Academy Island
SIGN Takahashi Animal
Youkai Clinic
SIGN Closed
Today
SIGN Breaking: One Victim After Another! Animal Youkai Abductions
[00:27] Announcer
The culprit kidnaps the animal youkai,
[00:30] Announcer
shaves them,
[00:31] Announcer
and then returns them to
where they were taken.
SIGN Feels a lot
cooler now
[00:35] Announcer
There have already been twelve
reported cases just this month.
[00:41] Haruaki
Man, I guess there are a lot
of bad youkai out there.
[00:44] Miki
Of course. It's a rotten world out there.
[00:47] Haruaki
Kinda like how you're always seducing women.
[00:50] Miki
The hell I am! Just who do you think I am?
[00:55] Miki
I've never even dated anyone.
[00:57] Haruaki
What?!
[00:59] Haruaki
You're just like me even with
a face like that? No way!
[01:02] Miki
I'm purposely not seeing anyone! Anyway...
[01:06] Miki
If some bad youkai attacks me, protect
me with your demon-exorcising power.
[01:11] Haruaki
Sano-kun's way stronger than me.
You should ask him.
[01:18] Sano
What kind of teacher needs
their student to protect them?
[01:22] Sano
Hey, have you seen Mame?
[01:24] Sano
I can't find him anywhere.
[01:26] Haruaki
What?!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
[02:58] Haruaki
Maizuka-kun's missing?
SIGN Episode 9
"Save me, Seimei-kun!
The Case of the Animal
Youkai Abductions!!"
[03:00] Sano
Yeah.
[03:01] Miki
But...
[03:02] Miki
Doesn't Class 3 have a lesson
with Hatanaka-kun right now?
[03:06] Small Old Man
I think Sano-kun's skipping.
[03:08] Miki
You need to be in class!
[03:10] Miki
That kamaitachi's terrifyin'
if you make him angry!
[03:14] Nyuudou
Hatanaka never showed up.
[03:16] Kuniko
We came to get him since
he hadn't shown up yet.
[03:20] Miki
Hatanaka-kun headed there
over fifteen minutes ago...
SIGN Hyakki Academy Island
SIGN Takahashi Animal
Youkai Clinic
SIGN Breaking: One Victim After Another! Animal Youkai Abductions
[03:24] Announcer
At 2 PM, we will continue our coverage
[03:28] Announcer
of the ongoing animal youkai
abductions and shavings.
[03:32] Kuniko
By the way... I haven't seen
Tama-chan all afternoon, either...
[03:37] Sano
Mame!
[03:39] Sano
Mame!
[03:40] Nyuudou
Hey, Sano!
[03:41] Noriko
Seimei-kun! This is bad!
[03:43] Noriko
Marshmallow said he saw Mame-chan
and the other animal youkai
[03:46] Noriko
getting put into cages!
[03:49] Noriko
Then they got taken into the forest.
[03:52] Haruaki
Maybe it's more of those abductions
we keep hearing about on TV.
[03:55] Haruaki
If we don't do something,
those guys are gonna get shaved!
[03:59] Sano
Let's go after them!
[04:00] Haruaki
Right!
[04:01] Haruaki
Er, wait! That was the third floor!
[04:05] Miki
You kids go call the police.
[04:09] Hatanaka
...zuka... Maizuka! Maizuka!
SIGN Maizuka-kun
[04:16] Mamekichi
Oh, Hatanaka-sensei.
SIGN Hatanaka-sensei
[04:18] Mamekichi
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
[04:21] Hatanaka
Does it look like we're in class right now?
SIGN Akisame-kun
[04:24] Tamao
I'm not sure what's going on,
[04:25] Tamao
but all of us animal youkai
were put into cages.
[04:28] Hatanaka
Who would do something like this?
[04:31] Ranmaru
Oh, I see!
[04:33] Ranmaru
You're that curious about us, huh?
[04:36] Mamekichi
Who are you?
SIGN Lieutenant
SIGN Scribe
[04:38] Bonmaru
Ta-da!
[04:38] Ranmaru
We're the Karasu Tengu Troupe!
[04:40] Bonmaru
Ta-da-da!
[04:41] Ranmaru
We're a group of super-evil villains!
[04:43] Ranmaru
Oh, and I'm the captain.
[04:45] Mamekichi
What a lame group name.
[04:50] Ranmaru
But I stayed up three nights
coming up with it...
[04:52] Bonmaru
See? I told you it's too simple.
[04:55] Tenmaru
That's enough talking.
[04:59] Tamao
Seimei.
[05:00] Mamekichi
Sano-kun!
[05:00] Hatanaka
Miki!
[05:02] Ranmaru
What?! But we haven't even
shaved any of them yet!
[05:06] Ranmaru
Scribe! Set some traps!
[05:09] Mamekichi
If you do anything to Seimei-kun and
the others, I'll never forgive you.
[05:15] Ranmaru
We don't need your forgiveness.
We're evil, after all.
[05:20] Marshmallow
I think they went in here.
[05:23] Haruaki
I had no idea there was an
abandoned factory in the forest.
[05:27] Sano
Totally seems like a hideout for villains.
[05:30] Miki
Tch. It's even foggy all of a sudden.
[05:33] Haruaki
Stay close, Noriko.
[05:36] Haruaki
Sano-kun, stay close to Kazuo.
[05:39] Haruaki
Marshmallow, you stay with Miki-sensei.
[05:40] Marshmallow
Hup.
[05:44] Miki
You're heavy! Don't sit on my head!
[05:47] Marshmallow
How dare you?! I'm not heavy!
[05:50] Marshmallow
I'm just a little marshmallowy!
[05:53] Miki
Come on, Abe-sensei.
[05:55] Miki
I ain't cut out to watch over this thing.
[06:01] Miki
Huh?
[06:02] Marshmallow
Even I got left behind because of you!
[06:05] Marshmallow
Numbnuts! Womanizer!
[06:07] Miki
Oh, damn it! Why does everyone
think I'm the womanizing type?!
[06:13] Sexy Lady 1
Oh?
[06:14] Sexy Lady 1
Look at this handsome fella.
[06:17] Sexy Lady 2
Ooh, sleep with me!
[06:20] Marshmallow
Huh? Why'd a buncha sexy ladies
show up in a place like this?
[06:27] Marshmallow
Wait, are you scared of women?
[06:31] Miki
N-No! I have five older sisters...
[06:37] Marshmallow
Oh, I get it. You must've
been their errand boy.
[06:40] Miki
Yup. I can handle them if they're younger,
[06:43] Miki
but if they're older, they're scar—
[06:45] Sexy Ladies
Hey, let's do something fun.
[06:48] Marshmallow
But why'd the thing he's scared
of show up now of all times?
[06:49] Miki
Stop... No... Wait, what are you touching?!
[06:56] Sano
Did someone get caught?
[06:59] Kazuo
That aside, it looks like we got really lost.
[07:04] Sano
We didn't get lost. Those other
two useless idiots got lost.
[07:13] Fake Haruaki
Sano-kun!
[07:15] Fake Haruaki
Where have you been?!
[07:16] Sano
Don't just show up out of
nowhere and latch on to me!
[07:19] Sano
You creepo!
[07:20] Fake Haruaki 2
Hey! Don't say that, Sano-kun!
[07:25] Sano
Damn you, Seimei!
[07:27] Sano
You can clone yourself?
I knew you weren't human!
[07:30] Fake Haruaki 3
But I am human, Sano-kun.
[07:33] Fake Haruaki 4
Ah, Sano-kun!
[07:35] Fake Haruaki 5
Hey, there's Sano-kun.
[07:36] Sano
Huh? No... wait...
[07:37] Fake Haruakis
Yay, it's Sano-kun!
[07:40] Fake Haruakis
Sano-kun! Sano-kun! Sano-kun! Sano-kun!
SIGN Sano-kun
[07:45] Ranmaru
All right! We beat those
two strong-looking guys!
[07:49] Ranmaru
Way to go, Scribe!
[07:51] Bonmaru
Okay, the clippers are ready,
so let's get shaving.
[07:56] Hatanaka
What are you going to do with
our fur after you shave it?
[07:58] Bonmaru
We're gonna auction it off online.
SIGN YOUKAI! Auctions
SIGN What are you looking for?
SIGN
Animal Youkai Fur 50g
Currently 5,000 yen
SIGN m -35 60 l -35 19 40 19 40 60
SIGN
Animal Youkai Fur 100g
Currently 9,000 yen
SIGN m -35 60 l -35 19 40 19 40 60
[08:01] Bonmaru
There are fanatics out there
who'll shell out for them.
[08:03] Bonmaru
I mean, villains need money, too.
[08:06] Mamekichi
What? Talk about a lame reason...
[08:10] Tamao
Piss off!
[08:11] Tamao
You're not gonna shave us just
so you can make some money!
[08:15] Tamao
You creepy old guy with long hair!
[08:16] Bonmaru
Oh? Which one of you just called me
a creepy old guy with long hair?
[08:21] Tamao
It was this puny weasel, sir.
[08:24] Hatanaka
You shitty little cat!
[08:27] Bonmaru
It's fine. I love critters who
like throwing away their lives.
[08:35] Ranmaru
The only one left is...
[08:41] Haruaki
What do I do? I don't know where we are!
[08:45] Noriko
I thought I heard the other two
scream. I hope they're okay...
[08:50] Noriko
Wait, huh?
[08:51] Noriko
I think I see a light over there.
[08:55] Haruaki
Huh? A c-convenience store?
[09:00] Haruaki
What's it doing here?
[09:02] Haruaki
Th-Those are...
[09:04] Haruaki
Middle schoolers hanging out
at the convenience store!
[09:09] Haruaki
I'm so scared! I'm gonna get killed!
SIGN Principal
SIGN Cockroaches
SIGN Band of Burglars
SIGN Ghosts and Youkai
[09:11] Small Old Man
Nothing scares Haruaki more
[09:13] Small Old Man
than middle schoolers hanging
out at a convenience store.
SIGN Middle schoolers
hanging out at a
convenience store
SIGN The principal is here
[09:17] Noriko
Anyway, Seimei-kun.
[09:19] Noriko
As a teacher, you need to
tell them a thing or two.
[09:22] Haruaki
Huh?! I can't! I'm scared!
[09:24] Noriko
You dummy!
[09:26] Noriko
Seimei-kun! You're not going to be
a wimpy failure forever, are you?
[09:32] Noriko
You're a wonderful teacher who's
supposed to guide his students.
[09:37] Noriko
If you run away now, how can
you ever stand before them?
[09:41] Noriko
I know you can do it, Seimei-kun!
[09:44] Haruaki
Noriko...
[09:46] Haruaki
That's right.
[09:47] Haruaki
I'm not the same guy who
was so scared of delinquents
[09:49] Futon fairy
Blankie!
[09:50] Haruaki
that I became the futon fairy!
[09:52] Haruaki
I'm...
[09:54] Haruaki
a teacher!
[09:55] Haruaki
H-Hey, you two!
[09:59] Haruaki
You're in the way sitting
there. You need to move!
SIGN Screeee
[10:03] Students
You want a piece of us?!
[10:07] Haruaki
Oh, no!
[10:09] Haruaki
I was talking to
[10:11] Haruaki
this small, nameless ladybug
that's in front of you.
[10:15] Noriko
I mean, we wouldn't have an issue
if a little lecture could actually
[10:19] Noriko
change a personality that was
twenty-some years in the making.
[10:22] Student 1
Hey, so what're you tryin'
to say, you ladybug bastard?
[10:27] Haruaki
I-It's not good to hang out
in front of a store...
[10:30] Students
What?!
[10:31] Haruaki
It's bothering the other customers...
[10:36] Haruaki
So you should stop!
[10:38] Haruaki
So you should stop!
[10:40] Haruaki
So you should stop!
[10:49] Miki
No! Stop!
[10:53] Ranmaru
I knew it.
[10:56] Ranmaru
It's been a thousand years,
Seimei Abeno-kun.
[11:00] Haruaki
Th-They turned into logs.
[11:04] Noriko
I'm sure there was some youkai
magic cast on these logs.
[11:07] Noriko
Whenever someone came nearby,
[11:08] Noriko
they turned into the thing they're
most scared of, or something.
[11:11] Haruaki
I see...
[11:13] Tenmaru
You actually broke a Karasu
Tengu's youkai magic spell.
[11:16] Tenmaru
What did you do?
[11:19] Tenmaru
Just who are you?
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[11:33] Tenmaru
So...
[11:35] Tenmaru
What was that power you just used?
[11:39] Haruaki
This kidnapper-looking guy just saw me.
[11:41] Haruaki
I need to lie.
[11:43] Haruaki
I-I'm an employee at this chemical lab.
[11:48] Haruaki
What you just saw was... um...
[11:51] Haruaki
something having to do with
chemistry or something.
[11:56] Tenmaru
Oh, I see. You're from the chemical lab.
[12:00] Haruaki
Okay, we're going to see if there's some
kind of chemical leak or something!
[12:05] Tenmaru
That's interesting. I heard this place
is a former sweets factory.
[12:09] Haruaki
What?!
[12:11] Haruaki
We're sorry for lying!
[12:12] Noriko
Yup.
[12:14] Tenmaru
Actually, I'm lying.
[12:16] Haruaki
He's a liar!
[12:17] Tenmaru
You're a teacher from
Hyakki Academy, aren't you?
[12:21] Tenmaru
I already knew that.
[12:23] Haruaki
Then we're going to exercise
our right to remain silent now!
[12:25] Noriko
Yup.
[12:26] Tenmaru
Oh?
[12:27] Haruaki
C-Come at me! E-Even if you
hit me, I won't say a word...
[12:34] Haruaki
I'm sorry! Please don't hit me!
[12:36] Ranmaru
Hey, Scribe! Don't be violent with the lad.
[12:43] Tenmaru
Do you know him?
[12:44] Ranmaru
I do! I never thought
I'd run into him here, though.
[12:51] Ranmaru
I see that power of yours is as strong as ever...
[12:56] Ranmaru
The power to exorcise demons.
[13:06] Bonmaru
Damn it... Where'd they go?!
[13:09] Bonmaru
Over there?
[13:12] Tamao
Did he leave?
[13:13] Mamekichi
Looks like it.
[13:15] Tamao
We managed to find a chance to escape.
[13:17] Hatanaka
Yeah. I forgot, but...
[13:22] Tamao and Mamekichi
Hooray!
[13:23] Hatanaka
I'm a kamaitachi, so I can cut
through cages pretty easily.
[13:27] Mamekichi
You can be a bit spacey
sometimes, Hatanaka-sensei.
[13:30] Tamao
It's good that we were able to escape, but...
[13:33] Mamekichi
Looks like we got out a bit too late.
[13:37] Tamao
Damn those other animals escaping before us!
[13:41] Hatanaka
Such a cruel world.
[13:42] Mamekichi
If they catch us now,
they're not just gonna shave us.
[13:46] Mamekichi
They'll probably kill us and
throw us into a hotpot.
[13:51] Tamao
What?! But I still have so much I wanna do!
[13:54] Tamao
I don't wanna be a hotpot!
[13:57] Hatanaka
I'm sure whatever you didn't
do wasn't that important.
[14:01] Hatanaka
Come on, stop crying.
[14:03] Mamekichi
The way you're trying to cheer him up,
[14:06] Mamekichi
it's hard to believe you're a teacher...
[14:08] Mandragora
The water's great.
SIGN Sulk...
[14:09] Tamao
You see... I have a dream.
[14:12] Tamao
I want Ren-Ren to find a
lovely girlfriend and be happy.
[14:17] Mamekichi
Oh? You're suddenly trying
to be a goody two-shoes?
SIGN Beautiful
[14:20] Tamao
And then, they'll eventually get married,
SIGN Beautiful
[14:22] Tamao
and Ren-Ren will build a huge white house.
[14:26] Tamao
Ren-Ren, the wonderful husband, his
beautiful wife, their adorable daughter...
SIGN Beautiful
[14:31] Tamao
and me.
[14:33] Hatanaka
This guy's trying to be a pet!
[14:36] Hatanaka
You cretin! You're supposedly a nekomata!
[14:39] Tamao
"Supposedly" nothing! I'm 100% a nekomata.
[14:41] Hatanaka
Nope! I'm leaving that
"supposedly" label on you!
SIGN Supposedly
SIGN Beautiful
[14:45] Tamao
Of course, since they're gonna feed
me, I'll be as adorable as possible!
[14:49] Hatanaka
Never mind. You're just a plain ol' cat.
[14:52] Mamekichi
Have you told Nyuudou-kun any of that?
[14:55] Tamao
Nope.
[14:56] Tamao
He'd probably get mad if I told him now,
[14:58] Tamao
so I figured I'd tell him when he's
giddy over having a girlfriend.
[15:01] Hatanaka
I guess you can be a bit calculating after all.
[15:04] Tamao
Don't you wanna be a pet when Sano
gets married in the future, Mame?
[15:09] Mamekichi
What? There's no way Sano-kun would
ever love anyone other than me.
[15:13] Mamekichi
He won't get married.
[15:15] Hatanaka
This is getting really dark...
[15:18] Bonmaru
Caught you.
[15:21] Mamekichi
Save me, Sano-kun!
[15:24] Bonmaru
Sado-kun?
[15:25] Mamekichi
It's Sano-kun!
[15:26] Mamekichi
Sano-kun is nice, strong, cool,
handsome, and he loves me...
[15:32] Mamekichi
And he's a huge sadist!
[15:33] Sano
The hell...
[15:35] Sano
do you think you're doing
to Mame, you dumbass?!
[15:39] Hatanaka
Sano! Miki!
[15:41] Miki
Heya. Still alive?
[15:43] Marshmallow
Marshmallow...
[15:44] Kazuo
...and Kazuo are here, too.
[15:48] Sano
Mame!
[15:50] Mamekichi
Sano-kun!
[15:54] Mamekichi
I was so scared, Sano-kun!
[15:56] Mamekichi
That old guy said he was gonna
skin us and put us in a hotpot!
[16:02] Sano
Okay, let's kill him.
[16:03] Bonmaru
I-I didn't say any of that.
[16:06] Bonmaru
I'm not going to be taken down...
[16:09] Bonmaru
that easily!
[16:14] Sano
He summoned a human-faced rock!
[16:16] Miki
He didn't summon it! He used youkai magic to turn a stone into that!
[16:21] Small Old Man
Karasu Tengu.
[16:22] Small Old Man
Youkai that are said to be mountain gods.
[16:25] Small Old Man
With their divine youkai magic,
[16:27] Small Old Man
they can transform objects
and make people see illusions.
[16:31] Bonmaru
Now, then...
[16:33] Bonmaru
If you don't wanna die, hand them over!
[16:36] Sano
Hell no!
[16:36] Miki
Honestly, I want to hand them
over if that'll save me!
[16:42] Sano
But what do we do now?
[16:44] Sano
This is gonna be worse than
getting your fur shaved off!
[16:47] Tamao
I mean... What do you want from a
yakubyougami that can only strip,
[16:50] Tamao
an oni that only has a horn,
and three animals?
[16:54] Miki
Oh, damn it! Fine!
[16:57] Miki
I am an actual oni youkai, after all!
[17:00] Rock
Blocked?!
[17:02] Miki
I can at least stop it...
[17:05] Marshmallow
Guys! I'll stall him!
[17:08] Miki
You ain't doin' shit, Marshmallow!
[17:11] Miki
If I only had sake, then I could turn
this rock into dust in a single blow!
[17:15] Mamekichi
Even if you turned it into dust,
you'd be drunk, so you'd just run wild.
[17:19] Tamao
That'd just be more enemies...
[17:20] Bonmaru
You can act all cool stopping that thing, but...
[17:23] Bonmaru
The number of human-faced rocks I can make...
[17:26] Bonmaru
isn't just one.
[17:32] Miki
No way...
[17:35] Ranmaru
What?!
[17:37] Ranmaru
You're not Seimei-kun?
You're his descendant?
[17:41] Haruaki
I-I think so...
[17:43] Ranmaru
Then I know!
[17:44] Ranmaru
Haruaki-kun, you should join
the Karasu Tengu Troupe, too!
[17:47] Haruaki
Wait, why?
[17:48] Ranmaru
You should be using your powers for evil!
[17:51] Ranmaru
And stop being a teacher for that nasty guy.
[17:56] Principal
Oh? You wouldn't happen to be
talking about me, would you?
[18:02] Principal
Honestly...
[18:07] Haruaki
I was so scared, Principal!
[18:11] Principal
Could you not poach my subordinates?
[18:15] Ranmaru
But it's okay for you to kick them?!
[18:17] Principal
And just how long are you going
to keep up your petty crimes?
[18:22] Principal
It's about time to hang up the hat, isn't it?
[18:26] Ranmaru
Nah, I'm good with being in this for life.
[18:29] Ranmaru
Besides...
[18:31] Ranmaru
You're the last person I want to
hear that from, considering
[18:34] Ranmaru
how obsessed you are with Seimei.
[18:38] Haruaki
Principal...
[18:41] Bonmaru
All right... Are you ready to give up?
[18:45] Bonmaru
You don't want to end up like him, do you?
[18:48] Marshmallow
Rintarou... We sorta suck this episode.
[18:52] Miki
I know, right?
[18:56] Sano
In that case...
[19:00] Sano
I'll just have to hope this works!
[19:03] Mamekichi
Don't worry! You can do it, Sano-kun!
[19:07] (Flashback) Haruaki
Don't worry, Sano-kun!
[19:15] Bonmaru
What the...
[19:21] Principal/Haruaki/Ranmaru/Tenmaru
Huh?
[19:29] Principal
Why did it hit me, too?
[19:32] Ranmaru
Wh-What is this?
[19:34] Tenmaru
Lieutenant...
[19:35] Bonmaru
Captain! Scribe!
[19:39] Sano
I-I did it.
[19:41] Mamekichi
That was amazing, Sano-kun! You beat
that something-or-other troupe!
[19:45] Bonmaru
That's it! Forget skinning
those animals. Let's scram.
[19:48] Tenmaru
I'll murder you later, Lieutenant.
[19:51] Haruaki
Hey! They're running away!
[19:52] Haruaki
Someone catch those guys!
[19:59] Ranmaru
Where'd this mud puddle come from?!
[20:01] Bonmaru
Damn it! I don't know what's going on,
but let's abandon the captain.
[20:05] Tenmaru
Agreed.
[20:07] Ranmaru
Save me! I can't swim!
[20:09] Tenmaru
Why is there a mud puddle here?
[20:12] Hijita
Heya!
[20:15] Hijita
Looks like you've been taking
real good care of our buddies.
[20:19] Haruaki
Everyone!
[20:21] Tamao
Ren-Ren!
[20:22] Nyuudou
Tama! You still fluffy?
[20:24] Tamao
Yeah! I'm still fluffy.
[20:27] Beniko
We called the authorities, too.
The police will be here soon.
[20:33] Nyuudou
What the heck?
[20:34] Hijita
He flung up my mud!
[20:38] Beniko
Damn it! They got away!
[20:40] Hijita
Search for them! They're
dead meat once we find them!
[20:44] Bonmaru
What's with those guys? They seem
way more like villains than we do.
SIGN Youkai News
SIGN Heroes! Abducted Animal Youkai
Find Fur Stash While Escaping!
SIGN Heroes! Abducted Animal Youkai
Find Fur Stash While Escaping!
[20:54] Tamao
Hey...
[20:56] Tamao
Those guys didn't do anything!
Why are they in the paper?!
[21:00] Mamekichi
Honestly, you've done the
least out of everyone this time.
[21:03] Haruaki
Well, we were able to stop their
crimes, so I think we're even.
[21:08] Tamao
Oh, we're definitely even.
[21:10] Tamao
Lookie! I managed to swipe those mask and
glasses guys' wallets during all the chaos.
[21:15] Small Old Man
Don't try this at home, kids.
[21:18] Haruaki
I mean, I know they're thieves,
but you shouldn't steal from them.
[21:21] Haruaki
One, two, three... 3,000 yen.
[21:24] Tenmaru
Who's the thief here?
[21:26] Haruaki
Whoa! You startled me!
[21:28] Haruaki
Wait... Who are you?
[21:30] Tenmaru
I'm from Class 1-3. I'm Tenmaru Karasuma.
[21:34] Tenmaru
Nice hanging out with you yesterday.
[21:36] Haruaki
You're a student here?!
Oh, that's why you knew me.
[21:41] Tenmaru
We were utterly defeated yesterday.
We'll give up on the fur business.
[21:49] Tenmaru
But if you guys aren't careful,
[21:51] Tenmaru
the Karasu Tengu Troupe might
steal something from you, too.
[21:56] Haruaki
Huh? Hey! That's my wallet!
[21:59] Tenmaru
Well, we can just trade
for the other two wallets...
[22:04] Tenmaru
Hey, there's only 80 yen in here!
[22:07] Haruaki
Well, it's before payday.
10 - School Camp of Terror
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[00:00] Haruaki
On an extremely hot summer day...
[00:04] Haruaki
We're having a school camp on the beach.
[00:06] Haruaki
We, the members of Class 2-3, are at a
camping site on the outskirts of the island.
[00:10] Hatanaka
Hey. You don't have
too much time to relax.
[00:15] Hatanaka
Your spookology exam begins after this.
[00:18] Haruaki
Wait, isn't this supposed
to just be a school camp?
[00:22] Sano
School?
SIGN No Trespassing
[00:23] Hatanaka
This is the old Hyakki
Academy school building.
[00:25] Hatanaka
The exam will take place here.
[00:27] Hatanaka
Spookology is a class in which you'll
do practical training for spooking.
[00:30] Hatanaka
You'll bring out your youkai powers
in various places and situations.
[00:36] Hatanaka
You'll be staying here for the night.
[00:39] All
What?!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
[02:15] Haruaki
It feels like some youkai
might jump out at any moment.
SIGN Fire
[02:18] Nyuudou
Take a good look around you.
[02:21] Nyuudou
For an old building,
it's actually not that dusty.
SIGN Episode 10
"School Camp of Terror"
[02:24] Toubyou
It's probably because Class 2 used this
place for their school camp last week.
[02:28] Mujina
Come to think of it, Class 2 seemed pretty
down in the dumps after their school camp.
SIGN Oni
SIGN Oni
SIGN Oni
SIGN Oni
SIGN Oni
SIGN Oni
SIGN Oni
SIGN Oni
SIGN Oni
[02:36] Nyuudou
Wow... So we're gonna
sleep in the classroom?
[02:39] Haruaki
That's actually kinda exciting.
[02:41] Hatanaka
Okay, I'll explain how this is all going to go.
[02:44] Hatanaka
First, be aware that the only restroom
is at the other end of the courtyard.
[02:49] Kuniko
Thank goodness! There's actually a bath!
[02:53] Hijita
D-Don't go peeking this time.
[02:55] Girls
We won't, fool!
[03:01] Haruaki
Hey, let's have some boys'
talk before we go to bed!
[03:04] Sano
Why are you trying to
mingle with the students?
[03:06] Haruaki
Okay, let's start. Who has a girlfriend?
[03:08] All
Silence...
[03:11] Hijita
W-We're gonna get girlfriends this summer!
[03:15] Hijita
Ain't that right, boys?!
[03:16] All
Y-Yeah...
[03:18] Haruaki
Ow!
[03:19] Hatanaka
Why are you trying to talk
romance with the students?
[03:22] Haruaki
I figured you'd show up eventually.
[03:25] Haruaki
Okay, Hatanaka-sensei. Once we get back
to the room, let's talk about roma—
[03:28] Hatanaka
Absolutely not. The rest of
you, hurry up and sleep!
[03:31] Students
Aw...
[03:32] Hatanaka
I hear bad kids who don't go to bed early
will get a goodnight kiss from Miki-sensei.
[03:38] All
Goodnight!
SIGN Sleep
[03:47] Tamao
Ren-Ren, Ren-Ren.
[03:51] Tamao
Do you need to go to the bathroom, Ren-Ren?
[03:54] Tamao
I don't mind going with you
if you need to go right now.
[04:00] Nyuudou
How is a youkai too scared of
ghosts to go to the bathroom?
[04:03] Tamao
Youkai and ghosts are different!
[04:06] Tamao
I mean, those guys are dead.
[04:07] Nyuudou
Alive or not, we're all
supposed to spook peop—
[04:13] Renjou
Oh, my. What are two
gentlemen like yourselves
[04:16] Renjou
doing out at this hour while
embracing each other?
[04:19] Nyuudou
R-Renjou... What the heck are
you doing out here this late?
[04:23] Renjou
Kuniko went to the bathroom
and hasn't come back.
[04:27] Renjou
It's been over an hour.
[04:29] Nyuudou
Utagawa-san? Well, now I'm worried.
[04:32] Nyuudou
Let's go to the bathroom
and look for her, too.
[04:34] Tamao
Right! Uh, Ren-Ren, don't leave my side, though.
SIGN Men Women
[04:39] Tamao
Ren-Ren, are you there?
[04:41] Nyuudou
I am.
[04:42] Renjou
Kuniko? What about you?
[04:45] Nyuudou
What is it? Did you find Utagawa-san?
[04:48] Nyuudou
Renjou?
[04:51] Nyuudou
Hey, Renjou! I'm coming in.
[04:54] Nyuudou
Don't call me a perv when I go in.
[04:57] Nyuudou
Hey, no hiding somewhere to jump-scare me.
[05:02] Nyuudou
Wh-What...
[05:04] Nyuudou
Renjou! Don't mess with me!
[05:07] Nyuudou
Even I get scared at things like...
SIGN Caught you,
Nyuudou-kun
[05:14] Tamao
Whew. Sorry to keep you waiting.
[05:16] Tamao
You wouldn't believe this bathroom!
They actually had a litter box.
[05:23] Tamao
R-Ren-Ren? Hello?
[05:31] Tamao
What's that noise?
[05:43] Small Old Man
This is the teachers' room.
SIGN Class 1-3
[05:47] Haruaki
Huh? What's going—Huh? Wha...
[05:50] Haruaki
Akisame-kun?!
[05:52] Tamao
Seimei!
[05:55] Haruaki
What?!
[05:56] Haruaki
Nyuudou-kun and some other kids disappeared?
[05:59] Sano
Seimei!
[06:00] Haruaki
Sano-kun! You guys!
[06:02] Small Old Man
Blah, blah, yada, yada.
SIGN Blah, blah
Yada, yada
[06:04] Haruaki
What?! The students in our class keep
disappearing one after another?!
[06:08] Fuji
Apparently, ten are already missing,
including Nyuudou and the others.
[06:13] Hatanaka
Looks like you've finally caught on.
[06:16] Hatanaka
I'm sure some of you have been
frightened, but don't worry.
[06:20] Hatanaka
This is the spookology exam.
[06:22] Hijita
This is the exam?!
[06:25] Hatanaka
There are currently several Hyakki
Academy alumni in this building.
[06:29] Hatanaka
They're doing various things to
spook all of you and capture you.
[06:33] Tamao
Wh-What are we supposed to do?
[06:36] Hatanaka
There is just one person who has
the key to the door leading outside.
[06:40] Hatanaka
If even one of you can catch them, get the
key, and escape this building, you all pass.
[06:46] Haruaki
Er... What should I be doing?
[06:49] Hatanaka
Abe-sensei, you'll... well, you know.
[06:52] Hatanaka
Since you're their teacher, make sure
you properly support your students.
[06:56] Hijita
Hey! You're just trying to push him onto
us because he's in the way, aren't you?!
[06:59] Toubyou
Seimei should be on the teachers' team!
[07:01] Hatanaka
Shut up! No returns on defective items!
[07:03] Kurahashi
Um... So what happens if everyone's
caught or we don't find the key?
[07:09] Hatanaka
It's no big deal.
[07:10] Hatanaka
You'll just have to spend the first half of
your summer vacation in remedial classes.
[07:14] Hijita
B-But that's just so cruel...
[07:17] Toubyou
Do you want us to die?
[07:19] Hatanaka
Otherwise, you'll just have to use your
youkai magic and abilities to get away.
[07:24] Hatanaka
Your time limit ends when the sun rises.
[07:27] Hatanaka
All right. Let the final
exam on spookology begin!
[07:34] Hijita
There's no point in us all staying here.
SIGN Rock
[07:37] Hijita
Let's split up into groups of rock, paper,
scissors, and heart to look for the key.
SIGN Scissors
SIGN Paper
SIGN Heart
[07:40] Mamekichi
Heart?
SIGN Heart
[07:41] Hijita
Okay, let's go!
[07:42] Hijita
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
[07:45] Group 1
Rock!
SIGN Group 1
[07:45] Small old man
Those who threw rock are Group 1.
SIGN Group 1
[07:47] Group 2
Scissors!
SIGN Group 2
[07:47] Small old man
Scissors are Group 2.
SIGN Group 2
[07:49] Group 3
Paper!
SIGN Group 3
[07:49] Small Old Man
Paper are Group 3.
SIGN Group 3
SIGN Group 4
[07:51] Small Old Man
And those who threw heart are Group 4.
[07:51] Group 4
Heart!
SIGN Group 4
SIGN 2nd Floor
[07:54] Sano
We, Group 4, will search this floor.
[07:57] Fuji
Sounds good, thanks.
[07:59] Sano
Hey, Fuji, you always dress like
a girl. Is that just a hobby?
[08:03] Fuji
I just like crossdressing.
[08:05] Ohaguro
Do you really have time for idle chatter?
[08:09] Sano
What the heck is that?!
[08:10] Haruaki
Um, uh, it's an ohaguro bettari.
A youkai with black teeth.
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai
Dictionary
[08:15] Tamao
Go to the damn dentist!
[08:18] Ohaguro
Caught you—Huh?
[08:21] Haruaki
I guess that's a yuki-onna for you.
[08:23] Fuji
You can just stay there until morning.
[08:26] Small old man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[08:28] Small Old Man
Yuki-onna. Their breath is so
cold that it can freeze people.
[08:32] Small Old Man
They'd make great air
conditioners in the summer.
[08:34] Haruaki
Wouldn't Fuji-kun be a
yuki-otoko since he's a boy?
[08:38] Fuji
You're thinking of a yeti, and that's a UMA.
SIGN 1st Floor, Group 1
[08:42] Small old man
Meanwhile, Group 1 on the first floor was...
SIGN 1st Floor, Group 1
[08:47] Toubyou
This is bad! This is bad!
[08:48] Toubyou
The classroom skeleton, an anatomical
model, and Kinjirou Ninomiya
[08:48] Skeleton; model; Ninomiya
One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two!
[08:50] Toubyou
are chasing after us like
they're in a four-legged race!
[08:53] All
This is terrifying!
[08:54] Toubyou
Let's hide in that room!
SIGN Infirmary
[08:58] Takahashi
Oh, welcome in.
[09:00] Toubyou
Hey! It's the doctor that's
at our school sometimes!
[09:03] Toubyou
Is it Yatsuhashi-sensei?
[09:04] Takahashi
It's Takahashi-sensei.
[09:06] Kurahashi
I-I guess you're an alumnus...
[09:09] Takahashi
Though that was about a hundred years ago.
[09:12] Takahashi
Also...
[09:13] Takahashi
I'm not the only alumnus here.
[09:16] Takahashi
Have you ever heard of a
youkai called yamanba?
[09:19] Takahashi
They greet humans who wander into the
mountains with their beautiful faces...
[09:23] Takahashi
and then eat them. They're terrifying youkai!
[09:27] Takahashi
All right. Now that you can't get away,
it's time for your medical exams.
SIGN 3rd Floor, Group 2
[09:36] Small Old Man
Meanwhile, Group 2 was in the art
room on the third floor, and...
SIGN 3rd Floor, Group 2
SIGN Art Room
[09:41] Hatanaka
Kurahashi, Toubyou, Ogatarin,
and Ogoso have all fallen.
[09:45] Hatanaka
Only eleven remain.
[09:46] Mamekichi
We gotta find the key before
everyone gets caught!
[09:49] Yanagida
Don't worry.
[09:50] Yanagida
If all else fails, I'll use my medicine to
blow this place to smithereens and escape.
[09:54] Doppel Yamazaki
Whoa there, that's not happening.
[09:55] Yanagida
Wh-What the?! What just happened?!
[09:58] Marilyn
Gah! Yanagida multiplied!
[10:01] Doppel Yanagida
You stupid Fakegida! I'm not
some dumb rag like you!
[10:04] Yanagida
You dumb Knockoffgida!
[10:05] Yanagida
I don't look like a stupid loincloth, either!
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[10:08] Small Old Man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
[10:10] Small Old Man
Doppelgänger.
[10:11] Small Old Man
Something bad will happen
[10:12] Small Old Man
if you run into a doppelgänger
that looks just like you.
[10:15] Yanagidas
You guys can tell, right? You know which
one of us is the Realgida, right?!
[10:19] Yanagidas
Oh? Hey, why are you tying us both up?!
[10:22] Mamekichi
We might as well blast
both of them off into space.
SIGN Rocket Firework
SIGN Rocket Firework
SIGN Rocket Firework
SIGN Rocket Firework
SIGN Rocket Firework
SIGN Rocket Firework
SIGN Rocket Firework
SIGN Rocket Firework
SIGN Rocket Firework
SIGN Rocket Firework
SIGN Rocket Firework
SIGN Rocket Firework
[10:25] Doppel Yanagida
No way! That's so mean! I'm the real one!
[10:29] Yanagida
Good grief. Are you all that
jealous of my talents?
[10:32] Mamekichi
You're the Lyingida!
[10:33] Marilyn
The real Yanagida wouldn't
lose heart over this!
[10:36] Doppel Yanagida
Say what?!
[10:37] Mamekichi
He wouldn't lose heart,
reflect, or apologize!
[10:40] Mamekichi
He's an absolute piece of shit to the core!
[10:42] Mamekichi
That's who Yanagida is!
[10:43] Yanagida
Aw, shucks. Flattery will get you nowhere.
[10:45] Mamekichi
Anyway, let's burn the fake.
[10:48] Yanagida
Okay, we'll use this special
medicine with the Yanagida label
[10:51] Yanagida
to turn this doppel bastard into dust!
[10:55] Yanagida
Hi-yah!
[11:01] Mamekichi
We should've burned the real one first.
SIGN Group 2 is Out
[11:05] Small Old Man
Group 2 is out.
SIGN Broadcast Room
[11:08] Hijita
Huh?
SIGN 3rd Floor, Group 3
[11:09] Small Old Man
This is Group 3 on the third floor.
[11:12] Hijita
We can't get into the broadcast room.
[11:14] Beniko
And here we were, trying to surprise
attack Hatanaka and the others.
[11:18] Satou
I'm a nurikabe.
[11:20] Hatanaka
You guys are way too obvious.
[11:22] Hijita
I guess we'll just have
to properly look around.
[11:25] Hijita
What's wrong?
[11:26] Odawara
Out... Outside the window...
[11:32] Odawara
It's the night parade of one hundred demons!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[11:44] Odawara
Th-The night parade of one
hundred demons is attacking!
[11:47] Hijita
Run away!
[11:48] Oboroguruma
You're not getting away.
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[11:51] Small Old man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
[11:53] Small Old man
Oboroguruma. An oxcart youkai.
[11:59] Odawara
No!
[12:01] Hijita
Odawara! Satsuki!
[12:03] Hijita
Beniko!
[12:10] Hijita
Beniko!
[12:15] Hijita
Damn it! Now I'm absolutely
determined to find that key
[12:18] Hijita
and get the hell outta here. No matter what!
SIGN Group 4
[12:21] Small old man
Group 4 is on the 2nd floor.
[12:24] Hatanaka
Satsuki, Odawara, and
Zashiki have been caught.
[12:28] Hatanaka
Only four remain.
[12:29] Haruaki
I guess they got everyone but Hijita-kun.
[12:32] Sano
Don't tell me they got Mame, too.
[12:33] Tamao
Show yourselves, alumni!
[12:35] Tamao
I'm gonna...
[12:38] Tamao
scratch all of you!
[12:39] Nyuudou (Doppel Yamazaki)
Hey.
[12:40] Tamao
I'm sorry!
[12:42] Nyuudou
Tama?!
[12:45] Haruaki
N-Nyuudou-kun! You're safe!
[12:48] Nyuudou
Yeah, some weird youkai attacked me,
[12:51] Nyuudou
so I was hiding in an empty
classroom for a while.
[12:53] Tamao
You were hiding this whole time?
[12:55] Tamao
You left me alone in the bathroom.
[12:58] Nyuudou
S-Sorry about that. But I
was getting chased, too.
[13:01] Nyuudou
So did you guys find the key?
[13:03] Haruaki
No, not yet.
[13:05] Haruaki
Hey, maybe someone other
than the spookers has it.
[13:09] Haruaki
It might be possible that
the teachers may have it.
[13:12] Nyuudou
I'm sure the teachers wouldn't
do something that mean.
[13:15] Nyuudou
I don't think that's likely.
[13:17] Haruaki
Sano-kun, isn't Nyuudou-kun being weird?
[13:21] Sano
Huh?
[13:22] Haruaki
There's just something off about him...
[13:25] Nyuudou
What's wrong?
[13:25] Haruaki
Oh, cray! I mean clay!
[13:27] Haruaki
Er, we were just talking about earthenware!
[13:29] Haruaki
Which do you prefer,
Nyuudou-kun? Jomon? Yayoi?
[13:31] Haruaki
I honestly prefer Reiwa myself...
[13:33] Sano
Something feels off, huh?
[13:36] Nezumi
Hello, students. Did you find the key?
[13:38] Haruaki
N-Nezumi-sensei! A-And...
[13:41] Fuji
The key! He's conspicuously
carrying around the key!
[13:44] Nezumi
I've gained a little weight lately, so I'll
play with you all to get some exercise in.
[13:47] Nezumi
Lickity-squeak!
[13:49] Tamao
Oh, please!
[13:50] Tamao
Don't underestimate me, you dumb rodent!
[13:52] Nezumi
You can say...
[13:53] Nezumi
things like that...
[13:55] Nezumi
once you make it into...
[13:56] Nezumi
the Chinese zodiac, you dumb cat.
[13:59] Fuji
You just keep scampering about,
you annoying little thing.
[14:03] Fuji
Just stop.
[14:10] Haruaki
Hey! He's hibernating because of the cold!
[14:12] Tamao
I got the key! Ta-da!
[14:15] Sano
Hey! Doesn't that key seem kinda bent?
[14:18] Fuji
Hey, squeakface. What's going on here? Huh?
[14:22] Nezumi
Hm? Looks like you fell for it.
[14:24] Nezumi
This is chocolate for my midnight snack!
[14:26] Nezumi
Munch, munch, munch.
[14:30] Nezumi
I'm back.
[14:31] Both
What?!
[14:33] Mandragora
Om nom.
[14:34] Haruaki
We've searched most of the second floor,
so maybe we should go down to the first floor.
[14:39] Haruaki
Hijita-kun's still on the third floor, too.
[14:41] Sano
Yeah.
[14:50] Haruaki
Sano-kun!
SIGN Sano-kun
[14:52] Kainade
Sano-kun!
SIGN Found you
[14:55] Kainade
Found you!
[14:57] Haruaki
B-Behind you!
[14:59] Sano
Huh?
[15:00] Nyuudou
S-Sano!
[15:02] Tamao
Wh-What are those hands?!
[15:04] Tamao
Seimei?
[15:06] Sano
Wh-What the hell are these things?!
[15:07] Haruaki
A black bowl cut and a black sailor uniform!
[15:11] Haruaki
How lovely! You really
don't see that nowadays.
[15:18] Hatanaka
There's something wrong with the footage...
[15:20] Miki
What's going on with Abe-sensei?
Looks like he's talking to someone.
[15:25] Nyuudou
Wh-What the hell are you doing?!
[15:28] Haruaki
Whoops. Sorry.
[15:37] Nyuudou
It's getting brighter outside!
[15:39] Tamao
Ugh! I don't care about the remedial classes
anymore! Just let this end already!
[15:42] Tamao
S-Save me!
[15:43] Kainade
Caught you.
[15:45] Haruaki
Akisame-kun!
[15:46] Nyuudou
You idiots! You're gonna get caught, too!
[15:49] Tamao
Ren-Ren!
[15:49] Fuji
Tamao! Duck!
[15:56] Fuji
Get on your feet! We're getting
outta here, you slow-ass cat!
[15:58] Tamao
Fuji! You've got a bad mouth,
but you're a good guy!
[16:03] Beto Beto
You're not getting away!
[16:04] Tamao
What the heck is that?!
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[16:05] Small Old Man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
[16:07] Small Old Man
Betobeto-san.
[16:08] Small Old Man
A stalking youkai that follows
people without making a sound.
[16:12] Tamao
Why, you... It's an oboroguruma!
[16:16] Fuji
Just run, you idiot!
[16:17] Tamao
No! I'm not so ungrateful that
I'd abandon someone who saved me!
[16:27] Nyuudou
Wh-What the heck?!
[16:28] Sano
A mud puddle?
[16:29] Sano
Which means...
[16:30] Oboroguruma
Uh, wait...
[16:33] Hijita
You're not getting away!
[16:34] Haruaki
Hijita-kun!
[16:36] Hijita
Hey, guys!
[16:37] Hijita
Did you find the key yet?
[16:39] Haruaki
Nope, not yet.
[16:40] Haruaki
But now's not the time for that!
Youkai are coming from over there, too!
[16:44] Hijita
I'll go see if they have the key.
[16:47] Hijita
You guys check elsewhere.
[16:49] Fuji
I'll help out.
[16:51] Hijita
There's not much time until sunrise.
[16:52] Hijita
Go on ahead!
[16:54] Tamao
Okay! Don't die, you guys!
[16:57] Haruaki
Let's head toward the door
while we look for the key!
[17:02] Nyuudou
What's wrong, Sano? Did you
figure out where the key is?
[17:05] Sano
There's been something
bothering me this whole time.
[17:09] Tamao
You've got this, Sano!
I know you can find the key!
[17:12] Haruaki
Yeah!
[17:13] Haruaki
Even if the teachers are savage and depraved,
they wouldn't leave us without hints!
[17:17] Sano
Hey, don't put this all on me...
[17:20] Sano
They wouldn't leave us without hints?
[17:22] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Since you're their teacher, make sure
you properly support your students.
[17:26] (Flashback) Tamao
You were hiding this whole time?
[17:28] (Flashback) Tamao
You left me alone in the bathroom.
[17:30] (Flashback) Tamao
Lickity-squeak!
[17:32] (Flashback) Haruaki
...isn't Nyuudou-kun being weird?
[17:35] (Flashback) Haruaki
...so maybe we should go down to the first floor.
[17:39] Fuji
Damn it! None of these guys have the key!
[17:43] Hijita
A-Anyway, let's go after them, too!
[17:47] Hatanaka
I guess Group 3 might fail
just like Groups 1 and 2 did...
[17:52] Miki
Wait...
[17:55] Nyuudou
We made it all the way to the exit,
[17:57] Nyuudou
but not only does no one have the key,
there's not a single youkai here.
[18:01] Tamao
Ah! The sun's coming up!
[18:04] Nyuudou
I guess this is the end.
[18:06] Sano
Nope.
[18:07] Sano
We win.
[18:10] Sano
Caught you.
[18:15] Sano
You're the one with the
key, aren't you, Seimei?
[18:21] Haruaki
Guess you caught me.
[18:22] All
What?!
[18:24] Haruaki
I'll explain later.
[18:26] Haruaki
Let's hurry and get out.
[18:39] Tamao
Wait! Why did you have the
key?! You should've told us!
[18:42] Haruaki
I was trying to give you
hints this whole time!
[18:45] Nyuudou
I'm impressed you noticed, Sano.
[18:47] Sano
Yeah.
[18:48] Sano
He mentioned that the
teachers may have the key,
[18:51] Sano
then told us to head for the door
so we could hurry and get outside,
[18:55] Sano
and lastly, told us there
must be a hint somewhere.
[18:59] Sano
Also, every time we'd move around,
he had his left hand in his pocket.
[19:03] Sano
He was probably subconsciously checking
to see if the key was still there.
[19:08] Nyuudou
Well, anyway, this is great.
[19:10] Tamao
So, hey. Who are you?
[19:13] Tamao
Why are you pretending to be Ren-Ren?
[19:16] Nyuudou
How did you know I wasn't Ren-Ren?
[19:18] Tamao
My animal instincts!
[19:20] Tamao
And Ren-Ren cares a lot about
the power of friendship!
[19:22] Tamao
There's no way he'd abandon me back there!
[19:25] Nyuudou
Well, you caught me.
[19:27] Nyuudou
I guess I'm no match for your animal... No...
[19:30] Nyuudou
I'm no match for your friendship.
[19:32] Nyuudou
My name's Yamazaki.
[19:33] Hijita
Hey! It's the cop that's
always questioning Seimei!
[19:37] Yamazaki
I'm an alumnus from this school, too.
[19:40] Yamazaki
I disguised myself as Yanagida-kun
and Nyuudou-kun to mislead you guys.
[19:44] Haruaki
So that's why you kept
saying the wrong things!
[19:47] Yamazaki
By the way, do you always do things
like you did back at the stairs there?
[19:52] Haruaki
Huh?
[19:52] (Flashback) Haruaki
A black sailor uniform!
[19:55] Haruaki
I-I just like uniforms...
[19:57] Yamazaki
Uniforms?
[19:59] Yamazaki
I'm just gonna keep a cell open
for you at all times just in case.
[20:03] Haruaki
What?!
[20:05] Sano
Guess you get your own private cell now!
[20:09] Haruaki
Eee! Sano-kun smiled at me!
[20:13] Sano
What? I'm not smiling. That's an illusion.
[20:15] Haruaki
Huh? It was?
[20:23] Tamao
Ren-Ren! Wake up!
[20:26] Nyuudou
What, Tama? You done going to the bathroom?
[20:29] Tamao
Yeah, it's all over now.
[20:33] Nyuudou
Wh-What?! Also, where the hell am I?!
[20:33] Tamao
Ren-Ren!
[20:40] Hatanaka
Hey, good job. You worked
really hard out there.
[20:43] Haruaki
Yup!
[20:46] Haruaki
This isn't a night parade
of a hundred demons...
[20:48] Haruaki
It's a morning parade of a hundred demons!
[20:50] Haruaki
Huh? I don't see the lovely
girl in the uniform.
[20:54] Miki
Huh? Girl in the uniform?
[20:56] Haruaki
The girl with the bowl
cut and sailor uniform.
[20:59] Hatanaka
I don't know anyone like that.
[21:00] Haruaki
Huh? B-But I saw her by the
stairs... Sh-She was there,right?
[21:04] Haruaki
Right, Sano-kun? Right?
[21:06] Sano
Huh?
[21:06] Haruaki
You know! The girl in the
sailor uniform by the stairs!
[21:08] Haruaki
You were surprised, too!
[21:10] Sano
The one by the stairs, right?
[21:12] Sano
The one who attacked me is a hand
youkai called a kainade, I think.
[21:15] Seimei
No! I mean, there were a lot of hands, but...
[21:18] Sano
Huh? You mean when you were
talking to the wall by yourself?
[21:22] Haruaki
By myself?!
[21:24] Haruaki
N-No! There was a girl in a black
sailor uniform! There really was!
[21:26] Tamao
Actually, Seimei, when
I was in the bathroom...
[21:30] Tamao
It's not like I saw anything, but I heard
a bunch of footsteps coming toward me.
[21:36] Tamao
After that, I asked about the test because
I thought it was an alumnus, and...
[21:40] Tamao
I realized... if they were an alumnus,
why didn't they try to catch me then?
[21:46] Hatanaka
A ghost, huh?
[21:49] Hatanaka
Honestly, I'm more scared of Abe-sensei
[21:51] Hatanaka
shaking so fast that
he's leaving afterimages...
[21:55] Haruaki
No! Let's get out of here
already, Hatanaka-sensei!
[21:58] Haruaki
And let's sleep in the same bed today!
[22:01] Hatanaka
By the way, Abe-sensei... We have
school camp for three more classes.
[22:06] Haruaki
No more, please!
11 - Parent-Teacher Conference from Hell!
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SIGN Class 2-3
[00:04] Tamao
Seimei, you seem pretty exhausted.
[00:07] Haruaki
Yeah. These home visits have been
rougher than I thought they'd be.
[00:12] Haruaki
Like having Renjou-san's
mom almost eat me...
[00:17] Haruaki
Having Maeda-kun's pet
Pochi almost eat me...
[00:21] Haruaki
Having Oota-kun's little
sister almost eat me...
[00:27] Haruaki
Let's see... Today, I'm visiting...
[00:32] Mandragora
Yay!
[00:34] Haruaki
Sano-kun!
[00:38] Sano
Don't latch on to me! It's gross!
[00:39] Haruaki
Please, Sano-kun!
[00:42] Haruaki
Come with me when I do
Maizuka-kun's home visit!
[00:46] Sano
Huh?
[00:46] Mamekichi
What?
[00:48] Mandragora
Pwease excuse me.
[00:50] Mamekichi
Yay, I'm so happy! Let's all
do a home visit together!
[00:56] Mamekichi
Here it is!
[00:57] Haruaki
This is your home, Maizuka-kun?!
[01:00] Haruaki
It's a huge mansion!
[01:02] Mamekichi
My family's pretty huge. Our home's
being remodeled all the time.
[01:07] Mamekichi
So it's not like we're a prestigious
family or anything. Don't worry!
[01:13] Crew
Welcome home, Young Master!
[01:16] Haruaki and Sano
Huh?
[01:18] Haruaki
Th-This is bad, Sano-kun!
[01:20] Haruaki
I'm pretty certain these people
aren't related to him by blood!
[01:24] Sano
Oh, come on. They're just a really
unique kind of big family.
SIGN Shikoku Tanuki Alliance
Ponpokopon-gumi
SIGN Shikoku Tanuki Alliance
Ponpokopon-gumi
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
[03:09] Mamekichi
What's wrong?
SIGN Episode 11
"Parent-Teacher
Conference from Hell!"
[03:11] Haruaki
E-Er, it's nothing,
Maizuka-ku... Maizuka-sama!
[03:16] Mamekichi
Huh? You're suddenly acting like my servant.
[03:20] Mameta
Hey, is that hot guy the pervy
teacher you keep talking about?
[03:23] Mameyo
You dummy! The actually hot one
is the one named Sano-kun.
[03:27] Mameo
Huh? Mame-nii's best friend and teacher?
[03:29] Mameko
Which one is the pervy teacher?
[03:31] Haruaki
Whoa! An army of Maizuka-kuns!
[03:34] Mamekichi
I have over 30 little brothers and sisters.
[03:38] Small Old Man
Tanukis can have up to ten
offspring during one pregnancy.
[03:43] Mamekichi
I'm the oldest, and I was born solo,
so I don't have any siblings my age.
[03:48] Mameta
So, yeah. Nice to meet you both.
[03:50] Mameta
I'm the 14th son, Mameta.
[03:52] Mameyo
I'm the 14th daughter, Mameyo.
[03:54] Mameo
I'm the 8th son, Mameo.
[03:56] Mameko
I'm the 7th daughter, Mameko.
[03:58] Mamesuke
I'm the 11th son, Mamesuke.
[04:00] Beans
I'm Beans! I'm the baby!
[04:02] Haruaki
Beans?!
[04:03] Siblings
It's nice to meet you,
Seimei-kun! Sano-kun!
[04:07] Haruaki
Nice to meet you, Mamemi, Mamesaku,
Mamedaifuku, and Beans.
[04:11] Mamekichi
Uh, you got everyone
other than Beans wrong.
[04:14] Beans
Anyway, hurry up and come in, you two.
[04:18] Beans
Hey, Maibara. Hurry up and
welcome in our guests.
[04:22] Beans
The hell you doin' just standin' there, huh?
[04:24] Maibara
Right away!
[04:25] Mamekichi
Beans is the roughest of the siblings
and one of the candidates
[04:28] Mamekichi
to take over the family,
despite being only three.
[04:31] Mamekichi
Well, let's go in. My parents are waiting, too.
[04:35] Haruaki and Sano
I don't wanna go in.
[04:37] Tanuki
Ponpokopon.
SIGN The Way
of the Tanuki
[04:51] Mame Papa
So you must be the Abe-sensei
I keep hearing about.
[04:54] Haruaki
Y-Yes. I'm Haruaki Abe.
SIGN The Way
of the Tanuki
[04:58] Mame Papa
Can a human like yourself truly teach
my son and the other youkai?
[05:04] Mamekichi
Don't say it like that, Dad!
[05:07] Mamekichi
If you treat Seimei-kun like a human,
it's rude to the other humans!
[05:12] Haruaki
Yeah, you're right. Though
that line was still rude to me.
[05:17] Mame Papa
Mamekichi...
SIGN Helplessly
Doting Father
SIGN Doting Father
SIGN Doting Father
SIGN Doting Father
[05:19] Mame Papa
I'm sorry! That was really wrong of me!
[05:23] Mame Mama
Dear, how many times must I tell you not
to be a doting father in front of guests?
SIGN Doting Father
[05:28] Mame Papa
I was out of line, Abe-sensei.
[05:31] Mame Papa
But since you're a new teacher and a human,
[05:34] Mame Papa
can you help Mamekichi—no,
all the students when they're in trouble?
[05:39] Mame Papa
I'm concerned as a parent.
[05:43] Mame Papa
So I'd like to test you to see if you're
worthy of being Mamekichi's teacher or not.
[05:48] Haruaki
Test me?!
[05:50] Mamekichi
I forgot!
[05:51] Mamekichi
My dad tests how powerful the teachers
are each year during these home visits.
[05:57] Haruaki
How could you forget that?!
[05:58] Sano
Test?
[06:01] Sano
How'd he do it last year, then?
[06:03] Mamekichi
Huh? Come to think of it,
Miki-sensei, my teacher last year,
[06:07] Mamekichi
was the only one to
leave without a problem.
[06:09] Haruaki
Wait, why?
[06:11] Beans
Meisei-kun.
[06:13] Beans
Beans knows.
[06:15] Haruaki
It's Seimei. I mean, it's really Haruaki, but...
[06:18] Beans
You know what?
[06:20] Beans
Whisper, whisper.
[06:23] Mame Papa
Okay, let's get started.
[06:26] Mame Papa
In order to show me just how powerful
and manly you are as a teacher,
[06:30] Mame Papa
I will have you fight me.
[06:32] Haruaki
Why, though?!
[06:34] Haruaki
No!
[06:35] Mame Papa
Hold it! Don't run away!
[06:37] Haruaki
Of course I'm running away! I'm not
the protag of some battle manga!
[06:43] Sano
This is bad.
[06:45] Sano
There's no way Seimei has enough
guts to fight such a dangerous dad.
[06:50] Haruaki
Save me, Sano-kun!
[06:52] Mame Papa
You're asking your student for help?
And you call yourself a teacher?!
[06:55] Haruaki
That's a valid point!
[07:01] Mame Papa
What's the matter? Are you done running?
[07:06] Sano
His power to exorcise demons!
[07:08] Sano
If Seimei uses that, he might
be able to beat Mame's dad.
[07:11] Sano
But exposing that power would be...
[07:15] Haruaki
Not good!
[07:17] Haruaki
If they find out about my
demon-exorcising power now,
[07:20] Haruaki
they'll be even more opposed
to me being their teacher!
[07:24] Sano
He's crazy.
[07:26] Sano
He forcibly held back his exorcising power!
[07:28] Mame Papa
I'm not sure what happened,
but it looks like this is the end.
[07:32] Haruaki
Even if I don't use my power
to exorcise demons...
[07:35] Mame Papa
You are not worthy of being Mamekichi's—
[07:37] Mame Papa
Wh-Why did you let Miki-sensei
go so quickly last year?
[07:42] Mame Papa
Th-That's because...
[07:47] Haruaki
Miki-sensei's family owns an establishment
in the red-light district...
[07:51] Haruaki
and I hear you have a favorite there.
[07:56] Mame Papa
Are you threatening me?
[07:59] Haruaki
I could call...
[08:01] Haruaki
your wife here.
[08:04] Haruaki
All right. Go, me! I'll just
keep coming on strong.
[08:08] Haruaki
But I might pee myself.
[08:11] Mame Papa
How dare you...
[08:12] Haruaki
Ma'am! Have I got news for you!
[08:15] Mame Papa
Stop that!
[08:17] Mame Papa
You want me to acknowledge you so badly
that you'd threaten me, you unmanly coward?!
[08:22] Haruaki
I'm fine with being a coward!
[08:23] Haruaki
If I get to be Maizuka-kun's teacher,
[08:26] Haruaki
I'll happily do sleazy, scummy things
that aren't protag-like at all!
[08:30] Haruaki
That's my kind of manliness!
[08:34] Haruaki
I will use underhanded tricks
in order to protect my students,
[08:38] Haruaki
so please acknowledge that
I'm Maizuka-kun's teacher!
[08:45] Mame Papa
If something happens to Mamekichi,
[08:48] Mame Papa
you'll be swimming with the
fishes in the Naruto Strait.
[08:57] Mame Papa
Take good care of Mamekichi, Abe-sensei.
[09:03] Beans
Wow, that guy actually forced
him to acknowledge him.
[09:06] Beans
He's such a weird teacher.
[09:08] Mamekichi
Yeah, isn't my teacher weird?
[09:12] Mame Mama
I guess it's over. And?
[09:16] Mame Mama
When did you go to the
red-light district, dear?
[09:24] Mame Papa
I'm sorry.
[09:28] Mamekichi
Aw...
[09:31] Small Old Man
This is Mame Papa back in his tanuki form.
[09:34] Mame Mama
Abe-sensei.
[09:37] Mame Mama
I'm quite impressed.
[09:38] Mame Mama
You managed to make my husband
yield without using youkai magic.
[09:42] Mame Mama
We look forward to having Mamekichi and
the rest of our family in your care.
[09:46] Beans
I'm impressed. I figured you wouldn't
make it out of this place alive.
[09:51] Haruaki
You predicted my death?!
[09:53] Beans
Yup.
[09:54] Haruaki
But you saved me by telling
me those things, Beans-kun.
[09:59] Haruaki
Thanks.
[10:02] Beans
Well, you worked hard, so I'll
give you a reward, Meisei-kun.
[10:07] Haruaki
What? But I can't accept any money...
[10:10] Beans
I ain't giving you money.
[10:12] Beans
Come closer.
[10:16] Beans
Smooch!
[10:23] Beans
Meisei-kun, I'll let you be
my husband in the future.
[10:27] Mamekichi
Eek! Beans, you're so naughty!
[10:31] Sano
Beans is a girl?
[10:34] Mame Papa
Y-You little...
[10:37] Haruaki
Uh, I mean, this was out of my control!
[10:39] Mame Papa
Don't think you're getting out of here alive
after stealing my daughter's first kiss!
[10:44] Haruaki
Please don't say it like that!
That was my first kiss, too!
[10:47] Mame Papa
I will not allow this courtship!
[10:49] Haruaki
There is no courtship!
[10:51] Mame Papa
What?! So you're going to dump my daughter?!
[10:54] Haruaki
What exactly do you want me to do here?!
[10:55] Mame papa
I will now test you to see if you're
worthy of becoming her husband!
[11:00] Mame Papa
Stop!
[11:02] Haruaki
I'm done with these home visits!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[11:15] Haruaki
After the home visits were over,
I left the Maizuka home in Shikoku
[11:19] Haruaki
and went to Kyoto to meet
up with the teachers
[11:22] Haruaki
to have a look around for
an upcoming school trip.
[11:25] Haruaki
Wow, Kyoto's great!
[11:27] Haruaki
So many uniforms out here sightseeing!
[11:30] Hatanaka
What exactly did you come here to look at?
SIGN Cochin
[11:32] Haruaki
Huh? Where'd Nezumi-sensei go?
[11:35] Hatanaka
It'd be bad if the humans saw him
running around and talking, so...
[11:39] Hatanaka
He's right here.
[11:40] Haruaki
He'd disguised as a keychain! That's amazing!
[11:44] Miki
That's not enough.
[11:45] Miki
If you're committed, you
should add stitches, Izuna-kun.
[11:49] Hatanaka
Er, Rintarou...
[11:51] Hatanaka
How are you so bad at that?
[11:54] Haruaki
It's rare for you two to be calling
each other by your first names.
SIGN Cochin
[11:58] Nezumi
They've been friends forever,
[12:00] Nezumi
so they ended up on a first-name basis.
[12:02] Hatanaka
Though we do use our last names at school.
[12:07] Haruaki
Um, I...
[12:09] Hatanaka
What? Need the bathroom?
[12:10] Haruaki
No!
[12:12] Haruaki
Er, um...
[12:13] Haruaki
Actually, yeah, I might pee my pants.
[12:15] Miki
You didn't realize you had to go?!
[12:17] Haruaki
I-I'm gonna pee my pants!
My pants! I'm gonna pee my pants!
[12:19] Hatanaka
And you call yourself an adult?
[12:21] Hatanaka
Hurry up and find a bathroom!
[12:23] Haruaki
I-I'll be back!
[12:25] Hatanaka
What, Rintarou?
[12:27] Miki
I just remembered the little lost
boy we met on our school trip.
[12:31] Hatanaka
Ah...
[12:32] Hatanaka
I guess there was someone like that.
SIGN 9 Years
Earlier
SIGN Izuna Hatanaka
(17 Years Old)
[12:46] Hatanaka
All right. Looks like we
managed to escape.
SIGN Rintarou Miki
(16 Years Old)
[12:50] Miki
Now it's time to go play, Izuna-kun.
[12:53] (Flashback) Hatanaka
That honestly went a little too well.
[12:56] (Flashback) Hatanaka
The plan to have a bird
go after Nezumi-sensei.
[12:59] (Flashback) Miki
Yeah...
[13:00] (Flashback) Hatanaka
But who has the time to look at
temples all day with a group?
[13:03] (Flashback) Hatanaka
We're youkai!
[13:05] (Flashback) Hatanaka
I feel like... we'd get slayed.
[13:07] (Flashback) Miki
I mean, I get what you're saying, but...
SIGN Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
SIGN Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
SIGN Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
SIGN Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
SIGN Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
SIGN Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
SIGN Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
SIGN Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
SIGN Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
[13:10] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Ow! Watch where you're going!
[13:18] (Flashback) Haruaki
I'll give you money! Please don't kill me!
[13:21] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Don't make me sound like a mugger!
[13:26] (Flashback) Mii-kun
Onii-chan! Where'd you go?
[13:30] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Hey, shrimp.
[13:33] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Are you lost? Well, answer me!
[13:36] (Flashback) Mii-kun
A blonde delinquent! I'm gonna get killed!
[13:39] (Flashback) Mii-kun
I'm scared! He's gonna eat me!
[13:41] (Flashback) Hatanaka
I am not! What kind of prejudice is that?!
[13:45] (Flashback) Miki
That's... youkai magic...
[13:48] (Flashback) Hatanaka; Miki; Haruaki
Ow!
[13:52] (Flashback) Miki
Hey, you. Could you talk to this kid instead?
[13:56] (Flashback) Haruaki
M-Me?!
[13:57] (Flashback) Miki
Yeah. Just say things like,
"Don't worry, we won't eat you,"
[14:00] (Flashback) Miki
and calm him down.
[14:04] (Flashback) Haruaki
Hey.
[14:06] (Flashback) Haruaki
Don't worry, we won't eat you.
Come on out here.
[14:15] (Flashback) Haruaki
Can you tell me your name?
[14:16] (Flashback) Mii-kun
It's Mii-kun...
[14:18] (Flashback) Mii-kun
This is Mametarou.
[14:20] (Flashback) Haruaki
Did you get separated from your family?
[14:22] (Flashback) Mii-kun
Yeah... My big brother...
[14:25] (Flashback) Mii-kun
Onii-chan!
[14:27] (Flashback) Haruaki
Don't cry!
[14:28] (Flashback) Haruaki
I'm lost, too, so we can be
lost together! Calm down.
[14:31] (Flashback) Hatanaka
How can he?!
[14:32] (Flashback) Mii-kun
Where did you go?
[14:34] (Flashback) Miki
Izuna-kun, I don't think he's...
[14:37] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Yeah, he's not human.
[14:42] (Flashback) Miki
Man, what the hell? Now we wanna cry, too.
[14:46] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Seriously.
[14:47] (Flashback) Haruaki
I know! I'll buy you ice
cream if you stop crying.
SIGN Super-Stretchy
Turkish Ice Cream
[14:55] (Flashback) Haruaki
I see.
[14:56] (Flashback) Haruaki
So you came here because your brother
had something to do at school?
[15:00] (Flashback) Mii-kun
Yup.
[15:01] (Flashback) Miki
Also... you're lost, too?
[15:04] (Flashback) Haruaki
Y-Yeah... I was here on a field trip,
[15:07] (Flashback) Haruaki
but I was looking at all the different
uniforms and... kind of wandered off.
[15:10] (Flashback) Haruaki
Could you tell me where Nagoya Station is?
[15:13] (Flashback) Miki
Nagoya Station? You're in Kyoto.
[15:15] (Flashback) Haruaki
What?!
[15:16] (Flashback) Hatanaka
How are you so lost?
[15:18] (Flashback) Haruaki
No way...
SIGN Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima Tourism
[15:21] (Flashback) Hatanaka
You're not even going to Nagoya!
[15:24] (Flashback) Miki
What's the matter? You're all fidgety.
[15:27] (Flashback) Haruaki
Well... I need to go to the bathroom,
but I haven't been able to find one...
[15:31] (Flashback) Haruaki
And I'm about to pee my pants.
[15:33] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Huh?! What the hell is your problem, Nagoya?!
[15:36] (Flashback) Miki
Look over there.
[15:38] (Flashback) Miki
There's a bathroom. Run on over, Nagoya-kun.
[15:41] (Flashback) Haruaki
I can't. I'm gonna die if I move another step.
[15:44] (Flashback) Miki
You're more trouble than the literal kid here!
[15:48] (Flashback) Mii-kun
I have to potty, too.
[15:50] (Flashback) Mii-kun
Mametarou, you stay here.
[15:52] (Flashback) Haruaki
Much better.
[15:54] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Man... This is some student trip.
[15:57] (Flashback) Miki
Izuna-kun, you sure you don't
have a yakubyougami stuck to you?
[16:03] (Flashback) Haruaki
Huh? That plushie...
[16:06] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Hey. What happened to your friend?
[16:09] (Flashback) Mii-kun
He was waiting on the bench...
[16:11] (Flashback) Mii-kun
Mametarou's gone!
[16:12] (Flashback) Haruaki
I knew it! That was the plushie!
[16:14] (Flashback) Hatanaka
I guess the garbage-collecting
crew took it by mistake.
[16:18] (Flashback) Mii-kun
Mametarou...
[16:21] (Flashback) Hatanaka
We're not gonna make it in time.
[16:22] (Flashback) Haruaki
We still have time!
[16:23] (Flashback) Haruaki
Come back here, you truck!
[16:27] (Flashback) Miki
He's so fast!
[16:29] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Not bad, Nagoya.
[16:32] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Hop on, Rintarou.
[16:35] (Flashback) Miki
You wait there, Mii-kun.
[16:38] (Flashback) Police
Thief! Someone!
[16:40] (Flashback) Miki
We've got some nerve riding double
on a bike in front of a cop.
[16:43] (Flashback) Hatanaka
This isn't riding double!
[16:44] (Flashback) Hatanaka
I'm an itachi, so it's technically
one person and one critter.
[16:47] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Which means we're in the clear.
[16:48] (Flashback) Small Old Man
This is dangerous for humans,
so don't ever try it.
[16:52] (Flashback) Mametarou
Mame.
[16:55] (Flashback) Hatanaka
We caught up with him!
[16:57] (Flashback) Miki
Izuna-kun, look!
[16:59] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Rintarou! Drop our teacher
into the truck bed!
[17:02] (Flashback) Miki
Got it!
[17:07] (Flashback) Nezumi
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[17:08] (Flashback) Miki
Nezumi-sensei!
[17:10] (Flashback) Miki
Could you throw me that tanuki
plushie that's at your feet?
[17:14] (Flashback) Nezumi
Huh? This?
[17:15] (Flashback) Nezumi
Here you go.
[17:16] (Flashback) Haruaki
Ah, Mametarou!
[17:17] (Flashback) Haruaki
Gotcha!
[17:21] (Flashback) Haruaki
Thank goodness! It fell down.
[17:24] (Flashback) Nezumi
Hey! No riding double on bicycles!
[17:27] (Flashback) Nezumi
Then again, I guess Izuna-kun counts
as a critter, so maybe it's okay.
[17:31] (Flashback) Mandragora
See you later.
[17:34] (Flashback) Haruaki
Isn't this great?
[17:36] (Flashback) Mii-kun
Yeah!
[17:37] (Flashback) Isaburou
Mii-kun!
[17:40] (Flashback) Mii-kun
Onii-chan!
[17:41] (Flashback) Isaburou
I finally found you! I've been so worried!
[17:46] (Flashback) Isaburou
Did these people help you?
[17:49] (Flashback) Haruaki
Oh, I wouldn't go that far.
[17:51] (Flashback) Isaburou
Thank you. Please allow
me to thank you somehow...
[17:54] (Flashback) Haruaki
Oh, no!
[17:55] (Flashback) Miki
If he insists, we should
take him up on his offer.
[17:58] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Exactly.
[17:59] (Flashback) Haruaki
W-We really shouldn't.
[18:01] (Flashback) Mii-kun
I know! Here, you can have this.
SIGN Talisman of
Protection
SIGN Talisman of
Protection
SIGN Talisman of
Protection
SIGN Talisman of
Protection
SIGN Talisman of
Protection
SIGN Talisman of
Protection
[18:03] (Flashback) Haruaki
Wow, a talisman!
[18:05] (Flashback) Haruaki
Are you sure?
[18:07] (Flashback) Mii-kun
Yup. But I only have one,
so you'll have to split it into three.
[18:11] (Flashback) Haruaki
I'm not sure if the gods will like that.
[18:13] (Flashback) Mii-kun
It's fine.
[18:16] (Flashback) Haruaki
Okay, we'll take it.
[18:18] (Flashback) Haruaki
Thanks.
[18:21] (Flashback) Isaburou
Well, we'll be going now.
[18:23] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Don't let your brother wander off again!
[18:25] (Flashback) Isaburou
Yes, I'll be more careful now.
[18:28] (Flashback) Haruaki
Bye-bye!
[18:28] Miki
Be careful!
[18:30] Isaburou
Tch. You unsightly youkai.
SIGN Talisman of
Protection
[18:35] (Flashback) Haruaki
So how are we going to split up
the talisman Mii-kun gave us?
[18:39] (Flashback) Miki
Don't worry about it. You keep it.
[18:41] (Flashback) Hatanaka
You seem to need it the most.
[18:43] (Flashback) Haruaki
Yay! Okay, I'll take it.
[18:45] (Flashback) Miki
Well, we got the lost kid safely
back to his family, so let's go play.
[18:50] (Flashback) Haruaki
Er, but I'm lost, too...
[18:52] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Who cares, Nagoya?
[18:54] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Why don't we all go hang out...
[18:56] (Flashback) Principal
That's enough.
[18:58] (Flashback) Hatanaka and Miki
P-Principal!
[19:00] (Flashback) Principal
This ends your free time.
[19:02] (Flashback) Principal
I've been watching from the shadows,
[19:04] (Flashback) Principal
and you've done many things
that just cross the line.
[19:07] (Flashback) Principal
And...
[19:08] (Flashback) Principal
You there.
[19:10] (Flashback) Principal
Someone who looks just like you
was screaming something
[19:13] (Flashback) Principal
from Kyoto Tower earlier.
[19:14] (Flashback) Haruaki
Huh?
[19:15] (Flashback) Haruaki
That must be my brother!
[19:15] Ameaki
Haru! Where are you?!
[19:17] (Flashback) Haruaki
He must've tracked me here by GPS.
[19:18] (Flashback) Haruaki
I need to go find him!
[19:21] (Flashback) Haruaki
Thanks for everything, guys!
[19:23] (Flashback) Principal
No problem at all. Maybe
we'll meet again somewhere.
[19:33] (Flashback) Principal
Now, then...
[19:35] (Flashback) Principal
I guess I'll stick you two in a temple
and have your worldly desires erased.
[19:40] (Flashback) Hatakana and Miki
No! Please, no!
[19:45] Miki
I wonder where Nagoya-kun is now.
[19:48] Hatanaka
I don't even remember what
he looks like anymore.
[19:51] Haruaki
Sorry to keep you waiting!
[19:53] Haruaki
Whew, I feel better.
[19:55] Haruaki
You two seemed to be having
a fun conversation.
[19:57] Hatanaka
We were just chatting about the past.
[20:01] Nezumi
I've been wondering...
[20:04] Nezumi
Are you doing okay, Abe-sensei?
[20:06] Haruaki
Huh?
[20:07] Nezumi
Is something on your mind?
[20:10] Haruaki
No, not really...
[20:12] Haruaki
I was just a little jealous
of the relationship
[20:16] Haruaki
between Miki-sensei and Hatanaka-sensei.
[20:21] Haruaki
I reached adulthood without ever
having made any friendships like that.
[20:27] Haruaki
But...
[20:28] Haruaki
I couldn't help but wonder...
If I had worked harder,
[20:31] Haruaki
would I have memories to reminisce
about with someone else like that?
[20:34] Haruaki
I guess I'm having regrets.
[20:39] Hatanaka
Jeez... That's what you're worried about?
[20:42] Haruaki
I-I'm sorry. I guess I was
just being sentimental.
[20:47] Haruaki
Forget I said anything.
[20:48] Hatanaka
Hey, Haruaki.
[20:51] Hatanaka
What? Are we not good
enough to be your friends?
[20:54] Miki
We may have gone to different schools,
[20:56] Miki
but we're the same age,
and we graduated the same year.
[20:59] Miki
Right, Haruaki-kun?
[21:01] Nezumi
Yup.
[21:02] Nezumi
Compared to Sano-kun and the
others, they're not cute at all,
[21:05] Nezumi
but you can settle for these two.
[21:07] Hatanaka
Just so you know, we're co-workers
in front of the students.
[21:12] Hatanaka
No fraternization allowed!
[21:14] Haruaki
Right!
[21:15] Haruaki
I-I'm happy to keep working with you...
[21:18] Haruaki
Izuna-kun!
[21:21] Haruaki
Rintarou-kun!
SIGN Mamekichi Maizuka
SIGN Mikoto Sano
[21:26] Mamekichi
Seimei-kun should be in
Kyoto right about now.
[21:29] Mamekichi
I wonder what kind of gifts
he'll get us. I can't wait.
[21:33] Sano
Kyoto...
[21:36] Sano
I went there just once.
Someone I knew took me there.
[21:41] Sano
I ended up getting lost,
[21:43] Sano
and I remember some really
weird adults helping me out.
[21:48] Hijita
It's rare for you to talk
about your past like that.
[21:51] Hijita
Tell us more.
[21:52] Sano
Huh?
[21:54] Sano
Uh... well...
[22:02] Sano
Nah.
SIGN Talisman of
Protection
[22:04] Sano
Anything more is gonna cost you.
[22:07] Hijita
You're gonna charge us money?
12 - The Great Tokyo Haruaki Search!!
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[00:00] Small Old Man
Summer vacation was fast approaching
for Class 2-3 at Hyakki Academy.
SIGN Hyakki Academy
SIGN Hyakki Academy
SIGN Hyakki Academy
[00:06] Small Old Man
Today, we're not actually at the school,
but in Tokyo for a field trip!
[00:22] Odawara
Man, why isn't Kaminarimon on our itinerary?
SIGN Fire
[00:26] Sano
Why are we going on a field trip
this time of year, anyway?
SIGN Tokyo Guide
[00:29] Nyuudou
We're almost at the next stop.
SIGN Tokyo Guide
SIGN Tokyo Guide
SIGN Tokyo Guide
SIGN Tokyo Guide
SIGN Tokyo Guide
SIGN Tokyo Guide
SIGN Tokyo Guide
SIGN Tokyo Guide
SIGN Tokyo Guide
SIGN Tokyo Guide
SIGN Tokyo Guide
SIGN Tokyo Guide
[00:32] Kuniko
Make sure you don't forget anything.
[00:34] Mamekichi
Wait, I can't find it! Where'd it go?
[00:38] Sano
What's wrong, Mame? Did you drop something?
[00:40] Mamekichi
Yeah.
[00:41] Mamekichi
I think I dropped Seimei-kun somewhere.
[00:44] Sano
I see.
[00:46] Sano
Well, good thing it's not any
of your personal belongings.
[00:48] Nyuudou
No, it's not!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
[02:23] Sano
So, explain how you ended up there
and what's going on right now.
SIGN Episode 12
"The Great Tokyo
Haruaki Search!!"
[02:29] Haruaki
Well, you see...
SIGN Subway
[02:31] Haruaki
Right as I was about to get on the bus,
I got washed away by a wave of salarymen.
[02:31] Salarymen
Tumbling down, tumbling down.
[02:33] Haruaki
Oh, no!
[02:36] Haruaki
I'm currently on the subway.
[02:38] Haruaki
I'll just have to take the Marunote Line
to meet you guys at the next stop.
[02:38] Salarymen
Tumbling down, tumbling down.
[02:42] Sano
You dummy!
[02:43] Sano
With your sense of direction, the subway
is the last place you should be!
[02:46] Salaryman 1
By the way, this is the Yamanouchi
Line, not the Marunote Line.
[02:50] Haruaki
The Yamanouchi Line?!
What's that? Where am I?
[02:53] Sano
And you're already lost!
[02:56] Sano
Anyway, it doesn't matter where,
just get above ground and—
[02:59] Sano
Hey, hello?
[03:01] Salarymen
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
[03:01] Haruaki
Huh? Sano-kun?
[03:03] Haruaki
My battery's dead!
[03:05] Haruaki
He said it didn't matter
where, but where is that?
SIGN No Charge
SIGN No Charge
SIGN No Charge
SIGN No Charge
[03:08] Salarymen
Tumbling down, tumbling down.
[03:10] Hatanaka
So you ended up losing contact with him.
[03:14] Nyuudou
Our teacher is actually lost...
[03:16] Nyuudou
Damn it. I guess Class 2-3
is gonna have to find him.
[03:19] Kuniko
Please go to Meuniere Saitou's special
lecture with the other classes as planned.
[03:24] Kuniko
Haruaki-sensei might show up there.
[03:26] Hatanaka
But we can't just leave you kids alone.
[03:29] Nezumi-sensei
Then I'll step in and go with Class 3.
[03:33] Nezumi-sensei
Could you watch over Class 4 for me?
[03:36] Nezumi-sensei
This'll probably give me a better
chance to go sightseeing in Tokyo
[03:39] Nezumi-sensei
than going to some boring lecture.
[03:41] Hatanaka
Well, it seems like Nezumi-sensei
is going to take responsibility,
[03:44] Hatanaka
no matter what happens.
[03:45] Nezumi-sensei
What?!
[03:47] Hatanaka
But make sure you contact me, too.
[03:50] Hatanaka
You've got the Hyakki Academy
off-campus rules memorized, right?
[03:53] Nyuudou
Yes.
SIGN Rule One
SIGN Off-Campus
Rules
SIGN Rule Two
SIGN Don't let
humans
see you
use any
youkai
magic.
SIGN Don't let
humans
find out
you're a
youkai.
SIGN Rule Three
SIGN If you
aren't a
humanoid
youkai,
you must
wear a
disguise
or conceal
yourself.
[03:55] Hatanaka
One, don't let humans see
you use any youkai magic.
SIGN Rule One
SIGN Local Mascot
[03:59] Hatanaka
Two, don't let humans
find out you're a youkai.
[04:03] Hatanaka
Three, if you aren't a humanoid youkai,
you must wear a disguise or conceal yourself.
SIGN Pennant
[04:08] Nyuudou
We're going to follow these rules
and split up to find Seimei.
[04:12] All
Right!
SIGN Right!
[04:13] Nezumi
We're looking for this guy.
[04:17] Nezumi
Make full use of the sewer rat network
[04:19] Nezumi
and search every corner
of the sewers of Tokyo.
SIGN Yes, squeak!
[04:22] All
Yes, squeak!
[04:23] Hijita
I mean, I doubt he's
actually in the sewers...
[04:26] Nezumi
You never know.
[04:27] Nezumi
He might've mistaken the
sewers for the subway.
[04:31] Nezumi
Hey! You over there!
[04:34] Nezumi
No gnawing and destroying the water pipes!
[04:37] Nezumi
We're right by a shopping district,
and there's a ton of humans!
[04:41] Hijita
Man, I wanna go shopping...
[04:43] Hijita
Why do we have to search sewers
after coming all the way to Tokyo?
[04:47] Hijita
I wonder if the guys on the surface are
managing to sneak in some sightseeing.
SIGN Kaminarimon
[04:52] Mujina
Hey, Tamao!
[04:54] Mujina
If you breathe in that smoke, all the
things that are wrong with you go away!
[04:58] Tamao
What?!
[04:59] Mujina
Now we'll finally be smart!
[05:02] Tamao
Yeah! I can feel our IQs going up!
[05:05] Oota
Your IQs aren't going up!
They're actually going down!
SIGN Promise the Small Old Man
SIGN °Don't try this at home, kids!
[05:08] Small Old Man
Don't try this at home, kids.
[05:10] Odawara
Hey, what are you doing?
[05:12] Oota
Oh, Odawara-ku—
[05:13] Odawara
Quit messing around and
look for Seimei-sensei.
SIGN Asakusa
Sword
SIGN Asakusa
SIGN Rickshaw
SIGN Nigyou-yaki
SIGN Kaminarimon
[05:17] Oota
What's with your head?!
It's different than usual!
SIGN The Usual
SIGN Fire
[05:19] Lady 1
Um, are you a local mascot for Asakusa?
[05:22] Lady 2
Would you take a picture with us?
[05:24] Odawara
Oh, sure. Of course.
[05:27] Oota
Say cheese!
[05:29] Mujina
You're messing around more than anyone else!
[05:32] Odawara
I'm glad I'm a lantern head.
And I got to go to Asakusa!
[05:38] Nyuudou
Damn it. What are Mujina and
the rest of that group doing?
[05:41] Maeda
Huh? Where's Mujina's group?
[05:43] Toubyou
Well, his vision's 130.
[05:46] Toubyou
Ain't no way we're gonna see them.
[05:48] Maeda
It's a good idea to search from up high,
[05:50] Maeda
but from here, people are just gonna look
like beans to anyone but Nyuudou-kun.
[05:55] Yanagida
By the way, Merman Maeda-kun,
I guess you can get human legs.
[06:00] Maeda
Yeah, sorta.
[06:02] Maeda
But even if I can grow legs, I can't walk.
[06:05] Yanagida
What? You should've told me that sooner.
SIGN Wonder Drug
[06:08] Maeda
Oh, I don't need any medicine.
[06:09] Yanagida
What?! Really?!
[06:10] Nyuudou
I wonder how everyone else is doing.
[06:12] Kuniko
Hello, this is Utagawa
calling from Akihabara.
[06:16] Kuniko
Beniko-chan wandered off to buy video games.
[06:19] Nyuudou
Right. You've got permission to punch her.
[06:21] Kuniko
Roger!
SIGN Shinjuku Station
[06:23] Sano
No use over here, either.
[06:25] Sano
We asked some station workers,
but they haven't seen him.
[06:29] Sano
It's gonna be hard searching for him
in the subway with this crowd, too.
[06:34] Takahashi
Oh? You're Abe-sensei's students.
[06:37] Mamekichi
Huh? Takahashi-sensei?
[06:41] Mamekichi
You have a twin?!
[06:45] Takahashi (Yamazaki)
No, no, I'm the doppelganger police officer.
[06:49] Takahashi
We're former classmates.
SIGN Shinjuku Bus Terminal
[06:51] Takahashi (Yamazaki)
Our former classmate runs
a café behind the station,
[06:55] Takahashi (Yamazaki)
so we go there every six months.
[06:58] Takahashi (Yamazaki)
Wanna come with us?
[07:00] Takahashi (Yamazaki)
It's a ghost café where real ghosts appear.
[07:03] Mamekichi
Er, we've had our fill from the school camp.
[07:08] Sano
Huh?
[07:09] Sano
I'm getting an ominous feeling...
[07:16] Haruaki
Sorry, I'm getting off!
[07:18] Announcement
The doors are closing.
Please hold on to your belongings.
[07:23] Announcement
Do not rush onto the train.
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
SIGN Talisman of Protection
[07:32] Haruaki
I can't believe how hard it
is just to get off the train.
[07:36] Haruaki
Huh?
[07:37] Haruaki
The talisman Mii-kun gave me is gone.
[07:40] Haruaki
Did I leave it on the train?
[07:42] Haruaki
Oh! There it is!
[07:44] Haruaki
Thank goodness.
[07:50] Haruaki
That startled me.
[07:52] Haruaki
He looked like Sano-kun for a second.
[07:55] Ebisu
This talisman...
[07:57] Haruaki
Oh, thank you very much. That's mine!
[08:00] Haruaki
It's a precious gift I received years ago.
[08:03] Ebisu
Oh? I thought I had seen you before.
[08:07] Ebisu
You're the human teacher
at that youkai school.
[08:09] Haruaki
Huh?
[08:10] Ebisu
You were on TV before, weren't you?
[08:12] Ebisu
You're all the rage at my work.
[08:13] Haruaki
Wait, does that mean this person's a youkai?
[08:18] Haruaki
Well, I didn't know I was that famous.
SIGN Want me to
sign your clothes?
SIGN That's a
funny joke
[08:22] Ebisu
So what's a teacher at a
youkai school doing here?
SIGN Er, I'm
not joking...
[08:26] Haruaki
Oh, right!
[08:29] Haruaki
Did you happen to see a bunch
of youkai around here?
[08:32] Haruaki
Like this.
[08:34] Ebisu
Wait, could it be that you're lost?
Even though you're the teacher?
[08:38] Haruaki
I-I am... Where exactly in Tokyo am I?
[08:42] Ebisu
Are you really a teacher?
[08:44] Ebisu
Want me to help you find them?
[08:47] Haruaki
Huh? But...
[08:49] Ebisu
I get the feeling if I leave you alone,
you'll never get out of Tokyo.
SIGN Station
Exit Guide
[08:54] Ebisu
And...
[08:55] Ebisu
It's my job to make humans happy.
[09:03] Ebisu
I see.
[09:04] Ebisu
So you started working there,
not realizing it was a youkai school.
[09:09] Haruaki
Yup. At first, I thought about
running away once every hour.
[09:14] Ebisu
By the way, did you get that talisman
from one of your students?
SIGN Talisman of Protection
[09:18] Haruaki
Nope. I got it from a lost little boy
[09:23] Haruaki
when I was in Kyoto on a school trip.
[09:27] Ebisu
Kyoto? Lost little boy?
[09:30] Ebisu
Oh, that's why!
[09:32] Haruaki
Huh?
[09:32] Ebisu
No, it's nothing.
[09:34] Ebisu
That's a really good talisman.
[09:37] Ebisu
It'll protect you from disasters.
[09:41] Ebisu
Well, now that we're full,
[09:44] Ebisu
how do you want to meet
up with your students?
[09:47] Ebisu
This would all go quicker
if you had a phone.
[09:49] Haruaki
Huh? I have one.
[09:50] Haruaki
But the battery's dead, so it's useless.
[09:53] Ebisu
Then why not just buy a charger
from a convenience store?
[09:56] Haruaki
Oh, yeah!
[09:56] Zashikiwarashi
Ow!
SIGN Flop
[10:01] Haruaki
Whoa, I'm sorry! Are you okay?
[10:04] Haruaki
You're not hurt, are you?
[10:08] Haruaki
She's by herself. Is she lost like me?
[10:13] Ebisu
Abe-sensei.
[10:15] Ebisu
That's a zashikiwarashi.
[10:18] Ebisu
It must be a youkai bound
to this department store.
SIGN Wow...
[10:21] Haruaki
What?!
[10:24] Ebisu
Abe-sensei, let's go.
[10:26] Ebisu
We should leave this place immediately.
[10:30] Employee
Thank you very much.
[10:33] Haruaki
I was able to buy a charger!
[10:35] Ebisu
That's great.
[10:35] Girl
That's insane.
[10:37] Ebisu
By the way, is there a black-haired
boy named Mikoto in your class?
[10:39] Haruaki
Uniforms!
[10:42] Ebisu
Nobody taught you that you should
listen when someone's talking?
[10:45] Haruaki
Sorry!
[10:47] Haruaki
Wait, this feels like déjà vu.
[10:51] Passerby1
Hey, a fire truck.
[10:53] Passerby2
I saw on social media that the department
store just over there is on fire.
[10:58] Haruaki
That little girl...
[11:08] Ebisu
I knew it...
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[11:18] Haruaki
That department store...
[11:21] Ebisu
See? I told you we should leave immediately.
[11:24] Haruaki
What do you mean?
[11:26] Ebisu
That zashikiwarashi...
[11:28] Ebisu
She knew this fire was going to happen.
[11:33] Haruaki
That's right... A zashikiwarashi wearing
red usually means misfortune is coming.
[11:38] Ebisu
That youkai is bound to houses.
[11:40] Ebisu
It brings fortune to the home it's bound
to and it wears red when it leaves.
[11:46] Ebisu
And the home it leaves will face
one misfortune after another.
[11:50] Haruaki
Are you saying she knew
this was going to happen?
[11:53] Ebisu
No. Since she's so young,
[11:56] Ebisu
she might've subconsciously worn
that when she sensed the misfortune.
[11:59] Mandragora-looking guy
Sir! We got all the customers
and employees out safely!
[12:04] Mandragora-looking captain
Good! Now we just have to put out the fire.
[12:06] Haruaki
Thank goodness...
SIGN Keep Out
[12:11] Haruaki
No... The zashikiwarashi's still inside!
[12:15] Ebisu
Huh?
[12:17] Haruaki
I've seen that spell before.
[12:19] Haruaki
It's the same one Zashiki-san
used to close her door.
[12:24] Haruaki
That girl was still small,
[12:26] Haruaki
so she might've panicked and accidentally
cast the spell, trapping herself inside.
[12:31] Haruaki
I can break the spell and save her.
[12:36] Ebisu
You really shouldn't.
[12:38] Ebisu
Right now, the only casualty
will be one youkai.
[12:42] Ebisu
If you go in there, you're just
going to add to the body count.
[12:46] Ebisu
You really want to bring
misfortune upon yourself?
[12:49] Ebisu
I mean, they live in a completely
different world than you humans.
[12:54] Ebisu
No one else would really
even know they're gone.
[12:58] Haruaki
You're right.
[12:59] Haruaki
That's the excuse I had
running through my head
[13:02] Haruaki
when I first started this
job so I could run away.
[13:04] ---
Cold
[13:06] Haruaki
But I don't plan on running away anymore!
SIGN Spring Water
[13:10] Haruaki
I can't pretend that she was never there.
[13:12] Haruaki
She might be one of my students someday.
[13:17] Haruaki
Now and forever, I'm going to guide youkai...
[13:22] Haruaki
Because I'm a teacher at a youkai school!
[13:28] Ebisu
I see. So that's the Haruaki Abe
that Mii-kun keeps talking about.
[13:34] Ebisu
I was wondering what he was like,
[13:36] Ebisu
but apparently, he's just
the typical pushover fool.
[13:40] Ebisu
It makes me want to puke.
[13:46] Haruaki
Thank goodness. The smoke's
not that high up yet.
[13:50] Haruaki
Now's my chance...
SIGN Keep Out
[13:53] Haruaki
There!
SIGN Keep Out
[13:55] Haruaki
Hey! Are you okay?
[13:57] Haruaki
I guess she can't hear
me because of the spell.
[14:01] Haruaki
I need to do something about this.
[14:03] Haruaki
I'll do what I did with
Zashiki-san's... Disappear!
[14:08] Haruaki
Ow... It worked!
[14:11] Haruaki
Now I just gotta get this door open...
[14:14] Haruaki
It won't open. Okay, fine. Here I go!
[14:17] Haruaki
Hi-yah!
[14:20] Haruaki
Oh, I knew you'd be in here!
[14:22] Haruaki
Man, I guess I can do it if I try.
[14:24] Haruaki
Getting stuck in the chalkboard
all those times paid off.
[14:27] Haruaki
Er, but now's not the time for that.
[14:29] Haruaki
Put this over your mouth.
[14:31] Haruaki
We need to get out before
the smoke rises more.
[14:39] Haruaki
A-An explosion?
[14:41] Haruaki
Oh, no... The fire and smoke
suddenly spread everywhere.
[14:44] Haruaki
I know.
SIGN Quick Charger
[14:46] Haruaki
The charger I bought earlier...
[14:48] Mandragora
There's an incident happening.
SIGN Idiot
SIGN Incoming Call
[14:52] Sano
Hello, Seimei?!
[14:54] Sano
What the hell are you—
[14:55] Haruaki
S-Sano-kun!
[14:57] Haruaki
I-I'm actually caught in
a department store fire.
[15:00] Haruaki
Or more like I got myself into it...
[15:02] Haruaki
And now I can't get out.
[15:04] Sano
What?!
[15:05] Sano
How the hell did that happen?!
[15:07] Haruaki
Yeah, it's all because I tried to act cool.
[15:10] Haruaki
Can you get a hold of Ogata-kun?
SIGN Idiot
[15:14] Rin
I'm right here.
[15:15] Haruaki
Oh, good!
SIGN Idiot
[15:16] Haruaki
Could you use your Raijin powers to cause a
thunderstorm to calm the fire down just a bit?
[15:21] Rin
Is the fire really that small?
[15:24] Sano
Anyway, we'll head over,
so tell us where you ar—
[15:34] Sano
Seriously?
[15:35] Mamekichi
Wh-What should we do?
[15:37] Mamekichi
Seimei-kun's gonna die at this rate!
[15:39] Sano
Damn it. First, we gotta
find out where he is.
[15:46] Nyuudou
Hello? What's up, Sano?
[15:49] Nyuudou
Did you find Seimei?
SIGN Blah, blah,
yadda, yadda
[15:50] Sano
Well, blah, blah, yadda, yadda...
[15:52] Nyuudou
What?! What the hell is that idiot doing?!
[15:55] Sano
Nyuudou, you'd be able
to find the fire, right?
[15:59] Nyuudou
Hmm... I can't tell him that we're
not on the observation deck anymore
[16:02] Nyuudou
and are actually eating at the terrace below.
[16:05] Nyuudou
Give me a minute.
[16:07] Nyuudou
Yanagida!
[16:08] Yanagida
I know. It's time for my medicine.
[16:11] Toubyou
It's really not.
[16:12] Nyuudou
Actually, he's right.
[16:13] All
Huh?!
[16:14] Nyuudou
You can go wild as long as no one gets hurt.
[16:16] Nyuudou
You have my permission.
[16:17] Nyuudou
You, too, Toubyou.
[16:20] Yanagida
Leave it to me!
[16:23] Yanagida
It's easy as pie if you leave it to me!
[16:26] Toubyou
This is what I'm supposed to do?!
[16:28] Toubyou
Someone! Save m—
[16:30] Tourist
Wow, that flower just ate him.
[16:32] Tourist 2
What an amazing show.
[16:34] Nyuudou
Okay, Maeda. Now, turn back into a merman.
[16:37] Maeda
O-Okay...
[16:43] Nyuudou
Get me up into the sky!
[16:45] Maeda
Roger!
[16:46] Tourist child
Fishy!
SIGN Fishy!
[16:49] Nyuudou
Now I can see all of Tokyo.
[16:52] Nyuudou
Smoke!
[16:54] Nyuudou
There it is!
[16:54] Maeda
Sano! It's around Ginza!
[16:57] Maeda
Huh? Be more specific? Um...
[16:59] Nyuudou
Wait! I can see even more.
[17:04] Nyuudou
I see it!
SIGN Byakuya Department Store
[17:05] Nyuudou
It's the Byakuya Department Store in Ginza!
[17:07] Nyuudou
Maeda and I will head over there now—
[17:10] Cop
Hey! I'm with the Youkai Aviation Guard!
[17:13] Cop
You can't just randomly
fly around like this!
[17:15] Maeda and Nyuudou
W-We're sorry...
[17:17] Cop
All right, it's lecture time!
[17:18] Cop
This is the problem with
young folks these da—
[17:21] Sano
It's no use. We'll have to
head to Ginza ourselves.
[17:24] Kou
But it'll take twenty minutes
to get to Ginza from Shinjuku!
[17:27] Rin
I know! Mame, transform into a plane!
[17:30] Mamekichi
Oh, yeah!
[17:31] Mamekichi
Transform!
[17:33] Mamekichi
A small airplane!
[17:36] Rin
Isn't that a bit small?
[17:37] Mamekichi
This is my limit if you
consider the engine and fuel.
[17:41] Kou
Damn it! If only Yanagida were around.
[17:43] Sano
Calm down.
[17:43] Rin
He's always around when
you don't need him...
[17:44] Sano
Stay calm and think, me.
[17:46] Sano
Up until now, we managed to
get through the sports day,
[17:50] Sano
the kidnapping incident,
and the school camp.
[17:53] Sano
The school camp... That's it!
[17:55] Sano
This way!
[17:57] Rin
Where are you going?
[17:58] Sano
Seimei... Don't you dare die!
[18:05] Haruaki
I-I'm okay.
[18:06] Haruaki
I-It just grazed me. It didn't actually hit me.
[18:09] Haruaki
More importantly, Sano-ku—
[18:11] Haruaki
My phone is literally dead!
[18:13] Haruaki
Oh, no! I can't find the
exit with all this smoke...
[18:16] Haruaki
And Sano-kun can't get here...
[18:18] Haruaki
I-I-I-Is there any other
way I can contact him?
[18:23] Haruaki
There's something in here?
[18:25] Haruaki
This is...
[18:28] Boy (Mii-kun)
This way.
[18:30] Haruaki
Y-You're...
[18:33] Haruaki
Are you going to help us?
[18:39] Haruaki
I don't think this child is human.
[18:42] Haruaki
And I think I've felt this hand before...
[18:46] Haruaki
The stairs! We're saved!
[18:49] Haruaki
If we go down here... Wait...
[18:51] Haruaki
Huh? Up?
[18:57] Haruaki
That was close... If we'd gone
down, we would've died.
[19:02] Haruaki
What's the matter?
[19:04] Boy (Mii-kun)
This is as far as I can help you.
[19:07] Boy (Mii-kun)
Thank you for taking such
good care of me for so long.
[19:10] Haruaki
Huh? Hey, wait...
[19:14] Haruaki
A door? Are we supposed to go through here?
[19:18] Haruaki
I guess I'll just trust that kid.
SIGN Play Land
[19:26] Haruaki
The roof...
[19:28] Haruaki
I see. The smoke's not as dense... up here...
[19:34] Haruaki
You go on ahead, Zashikiwarashi-san.
[19:38] Haruaki
It's no use... I inhaled too much smoke.
[19:41] Haruaki
Huh?
[19:42] Haruaki
I'm holding something in my right hand...
SIGN Talisman of Protection
[19:46] Haruaki
I see. So that was you earlier.
[19:51] (Flashback) Ebisu
That's a really good talisman.
[19:54] (Flashback) Ebisu
It'll protect you from disasters.
[19:58] Haruaki
Thanks, Mii-kun.
[20:02] Haruaki
Mii-kun went to all
that trouble to save me.
[20:06] Haruaki
I need to do what I can to survive...
[20:11] Haruaki
Rain?
[20:13] Haruaki
Is this because of Mii-kun's talisman, too?
[20:18] Sano
Seimei!
[20:21] Haruaki
How did you know I was here?
[20:23] Sano
That doesn't matter!
We're getting out of here!
[20:28] Sano
I see...
[20:30] Sano
You went in to save this girl.
[20:33] Sano
You idiot.
[20:34] Haruaki
Yeah... I'm sorry I worried you.
[20:38] Yanagida
All right, let's get out of here!
[20:42] Kou
Yeah, rain is definitely not
enough to put out that fire.
[20:45] Rin
At this rate, it'll spread
to the other buildings,
[20:48] Rin
leading to more casualties.
[20:51] Mamekichi
What's that sound?
[20:56] Rin
Wh-What?
[20:58] Yanagida
Did a water pipe burst underground?
[21:01] Mamekichi
Underground? Could it be...
[21:04] Nezumi
Curse those sewer rats! I told them
to be careful with those pipes!
[21:08] Hijita
Damn it! Now we've done it!
[21:10] Hijita
Run away!
[21:11] Nezumi
Lickity-squeak!
[21:13] Kou
Did Hijita and those rats
coincidentally break it?
[21:15] Rin
No way...
[21:16] Haruaki
The water pipe just happens
to burst right now?
[21:19] Haruaki
It's like we're being protected
by the god of fortune...
[21:23] Sano
The god of fortune, huh?
[21:26] Haruaki
Also, we were lucky that
Yanagida-kun showed up.
[21:30] Yanagida
Oh, I'm not Yanagida-kun.
[21:32] Haruaki
Huh?!
[21:33] Yanagida (Yamazaki)
I'm the doppelganger police officer.
[21:36] Haruaki
Oh, really? Thank you very much.
[21:40] Yanagida (Yamazaki)
If you're gonna thank
someone, thank Sano-kun.
[21:42] Yanagida (Yamazaki)
Sano-kun just happened to find
me and asked for my help,
[21:46] Yanagida (Yamazaki)
so I transformed into Yanagida-kun.
[21:49] Haruaki
Thanks, Sano-kun.
[21:51] Sano
You're such a pain in the ass.
[21:54] Rin
Oh, I guess everyone's
already at the station.
[21:57] Yanagida (Yamazaki)
Let's hurry back, Abe-sensei.
[22:00] Haruaki
Right!
[22:04] Cop
Hey! Don't go casually flying around up here!
[22:07] All
Sorry!
13 - The Cursed Secondhand Book
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SIGN Class 2-3
[00:00] Haruaki
And with that, the first
term has come to a close.
[00:04] Haruaki
I look forward to seeing all of your
cheerful faces in the new term.
SIGN Summer
Vacation
[00:08] Beniko
About damn time.
[00:10] Mamekichi
All right! We're gonna play all
we want starting tomorrow!
[00:12] Oota and Toubyou
Yeah!
[00:14] Small Old Man
And so, summer vacation
begins at Hyakki Academy.
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN Tokyo
SIGN Morioka
SIGN Iwate
SIGN Episode 13
"The Cursed
Secondhand Book"
[01:59] Hijita
Seriously, you should be doing this for
your husband, not your younger brother.
[02:03] Hijita Sister
And I'm practicing on you so I don't
rip a hole in my husband's ear.
[02:08] Hijita
So I'm just a guinea pig?
[02:09] Hijita Mom
Koutarou.
[02:11] Hijita
What, Mom? I'm busy right now.
[02:12] Hijita Mom
Nyuudou-kun's here.
[02:14] Nyuudou
H-Hey...
[02:16] Nyuudou
Sorry to interrupt your siscon activities.
[02:18] Hijita
What? N-No! What are you doing here, anyway?
[02:21] Nyuudou
Well, stuff happened.
[02:26] Nyuudou
I'm going to be staying at Zashiki's
place next door again this year,
[02:30] Nyuudou
so I came by to say hi.
[02:31] Hijita
Did you run away again?
[02:33] Nyuudou
Ah...
[02:34] Nyuudou
Yeah, pretty much.
[02:36] Hijita
Hey, why don't you try talking to Seimei?
[02:39] Hijita
I know how he is, but he's our teacher...
[02:42] Nyuudou
What's the point in telling him?
[02:46] Nyuudou
It won't change anything.
[02:49] Beniko
Hey, you two.
[02:51] Beniko
I brought you some shaved ice.
[02:53] Beniko
Eat up!
[02:54] Hijita
Beni-chan, you're here?
[02:55] Beniko
I made some special syrup in the kitchen.
[02:58] Beniko
Eat up, Hijita.
[03:00] Hijita
Isn't it a bit brown?
[03:02] Beniko
I made it so it'd suit your
tastes as a dorotabou.
[03:04] Beniko
I'm having a normal strawberry one.
[03:06] Nyuudou
I'll have the other strawberry.
[03:07] Hijita
I wonder what everyone else is
doing on their summer vacation.
[03:11] Nyuudou
Oota said he was going to watch
baseball with Akibe-san.
[03:14] Both
Yay!
[03:16] Beniko
They're a surprisingly active couple.
[03:19] Nyuudou
Right?
[03:19] Beniko
Come to think of it, three days ago,
[03:21] Beniko
the tanuki and cat came by to borrow
a bike trailer to catch some bugs.
[03:28] Hijita
"Dorotabou tastes," my ass! This is just dirt!
[03:33] Beniko
Tee-hee!
SIGN Tokyo
SIGN Okayama
[03:37] Mamekichi
Hey!
SIGN Okayama
[03:40] Mamekichi
Akisame-kun!
[03:42] Mamekichi
I caught a new type of butterfly!
[03:45] Tamao
Well done, Omame!
[03:46] Renjou
That's my father!
[03:49] Mamekichi
Whoops. I guess it's another
one of Renjou-san's family.
[03:54] Mamekichi
The giant spider we caught
earlier was your mom...
[03:58] Tamao
Is this stag beetle your little sister?
[04:00] Renjou
That's not my little sister.
Isn't that a cockroach?
[04:04] Tamao
Well, shoot.
[04:05] Tamao
We're getting nowhere on our
bug-collecting research project.
[04:07] Tamao
My mom's gonna chew me out.
[04:09] Mamekichi
I'm not gonna get yelled at.
[04:11] Mamekichi
Because my dad went to Kyoto today.
[04:14] Mamekichi
My mom's anger is always directed at my dad.
[04:17] Tamao
Why would he get yelled at for going to Kyoto?
SIGN Okayama
SIGN Kyoto
SIGN Kyoto
[04:26] Mame Papa
Rin-chwan!
[04:29] Mame Papa
I haven't seen you since Golden Week!
[04:31] Miki
It's been so long.
[04:33] Mame Papa
You haven't been at work lately.
I've been worried.
[04:36] Miki
Yeah, I was busy teaching your son at school.
[04:40] Miki
Also, I'm your son's former
homeroom teacher and a guy.
[04:42] Miki
Figure it out already, you pervy old man!
[04:44] Mame Papa
Ah, it's time for a potty break.
[04:47] Miki
Oh, let me take you.
[04:49] Miki
Onee-chan!
[04:51] Torako
What are you yelling about?
[04:53] Miki
I said I'd help out while I was back home,
[04:55] Miki
but why do I have to deal
with that guy again?!
[04:58] Torako
Well, you said you were broke, so I'm
letting you make some pocket money.
[05:02] Miki
Come on...
SIGN Whoosh
[05:04] Torako
Go on, now. He's comin' back.
[05:07] Torako
Make sure you wring out all the cash
you can from the tanuki daddy.
SIGN Miki's Belongings
SIGN Hatanaka-kun
[05:18] Hatanaka
Rintarou's not answering...
[05:20] Hatanaka
He said he was going back home. Is he all right?
[05:25] Son
Look, Papa! I'm kicking!
[05:27] Hatanaka
Come on, now!
[05:28] Saki
Hey! Don't splash water over here.
[05:32] Hatanaka
Come on. Stop that.
[05:33] Saki
Hey!
[05:36] Hatanaka
Sorry, I need a towel!
Could you bring me a towel?
[05:40] Haruaki
Coming!
[05:44] Haruaki
Sano-kun!
[05:46] Haruaki
I've been waiting for you!
[05:49] Haruaki
'Sup, Yakubyougami? What do you want?
[05:52] Sano
Hell if I know.
[05:54] Sano
I only came here because the principal
gave me a map and it led here.
[05:58] Haruaki
What? You didn't hear?
[06:00] Haruaki
I told the principal that I wanted to
spend the summer with you, and he said,
[06:06] Haruaki
"Then he's all yours this year."
[06:09] Amaaki
Huh?
[06:11] Sano
Seriously?
[06:14] Mom
I can finally put this guest
tea cup to good use.
[06:17] Haruaki
I wonder if Sano-kun would
like green tea or hojicha.
[06:22] Mom
Well, I'm glad you were discharged from
the hospital before summer vacation.
[06:27] Mom
I almost fainted when I heard
you'd gotten hurt in a fire.
[06:32] Haruaki
But I'm totally fine no—
[06:33] Mom
Haruaki...
[06:34] Haruaki
Huh?
[06:36] Mom
You got lucky this time,
but don't push yourself.
[06:41] Mom
If you push yourself and end up
disregarding your own safety,
[06:45] Mom
you're also disregarding
everyone you're important to.
[06:49] Mom
You need to realize you're alive
because people support you.
[06:54] Mom
If you're going to push yourself, do so
in a way that won't make anyone sad.
[06:58] Haruaki
Okay. I'm sorry I worried you.
[07:03] Haruaki
Huh? You start your part-time
job today, Sano-kun?
[07:06] Sano
Yeah, pretty much.
[07:08] Sano
So after this, I'm heading
to Hyakki Academy Island.
[07:11] Haruaki
In that case, do you mind if I go with you?
[07:14] Haruaki
I forgot something in the faculty room.
[07:16] Haruaki
But wait... how are you
getting to the island?
[07:19] Sano
Well, the principal...
SIGN Quick
SIGN Taxi
[07:24] Haruaki
Huh... So if you call this phone
number, someone will pick you up?
[07:29] Sano
Yeah. Hello? I'd like to go
to Hyakki Academy Island.
[07:33] Yanagida
Thanks for waiting.
[07:35] Sano
Wait, that voice...
SIGN Vacant
[07:38] Yanagida
Your ittan-momen taxi is here.
[07:40] Sano
Geh! Yanagida!
SIGN Gida
[07:41] Yanagida
I work as a taxi during
summer break to make money.
[07:45] Yanagida
I'll take you anywhere in
the country for 500 yen!
[07:47] Yanagida
I can get you to the school
from here in five minutes.
[07:49] Haruki
But we'd die if you flew that fast.
[07:52] Yanagida
Don't worry. These seats have youkai magic
cast on them. They're super efficient.
[07:56] Sano
Actually, Yanagida,
[07:58] Sano
why don't you stop making medicine
and make this your real job?
[08:01] Yanagida
But that'd be so dull that there'd
be no excitement in my life.
[08:03] Yanagida
Messing up making medicine and almost
blowing up the school is a good balance.
[08:08] Haruki
I mean, that might work for you,
but it doesn't work for us.
[08:11] Yanagida
Here we go!
[08:21] Haruaki
I can't believe it! How could I forget
my Super Cute Uniform Encyclopedia?
[08:25] Haruaki
Now, then. I'll have
Yanagida-kun take me back...
[08:28] Haruaki
Oh, I know! While I'm here...
SIGN Youkai Bookstore
[08:35] Sano
I knew you'd show up.
[08:38] Haruaki
And I figured you were expecting me.
[08:41] Haruaki
Working at a used book store is pretty fancy.
[08:44] Sano
Well, I'm basically just looking after
the shop since no one comes by.
[08:48] Haruaki
Huh... So you're here by yourself?
[08:51] Sano
The old lady who owns the place is out right
now, and the other employee here is...
[08:55] Tenmaru
Oh? Well, if it isn't Abe-sensei.
[08:58] Haruaki
K-Karasuma-kun?!
[09:00] Sano
You actually know Karasuma-kun?
[09:03] Haruaki
You know! He's one of the
members of the karasu tengu
[09:05] Haruaki
that tanukinapped Maizuka-kun the other day.
[09:08] Sano
What? You tanukinapped Mame?!
[09:10] Tenmaru
Now, I'm just an honest young
man working at this bookstore.
[09:14] Haruaki
This is what you should've
been doing in the first place.
[09:16] Tenmaru
But that's so boring.
[09:18] Tenmaru
We're the best when we're doing evil deeds.
[09:22] Yanagida
It's a good balance.
[09:23] Haruaki/Sano
He's saying the same thing as Yanagida-kun.
SIGN Leave the evil deeds to us
SIGN Tenmaru Karasuma
SIGN Karasu Tengu Troupe Secretary
[09:25] Tenmaru
Anyway, I'll be happy to help you
out with any evil deed, Abe-sensei.
[09:31] Haruaki
You probably won't have to worry about that.
SIGN Leave the evil deeds to us
SIGN Tenmaru Karasuma
[09:37] Haruaki
Karasuma-kun sorta reminds me of you.
[09:40] Haruaki
You're both cool.
[09:41] Sano
What? We're nothing alike.
[09:43] Sano
I mean, he tries to act cool, but...
SIGN Buddha Nirvana
Magical Girl
Mandala
SIGN First Press
Limited Edition
SIGN Comes with a special figure
[09:48] Tenmaru
The Buddha Nirvana Magical Girl Mandala
Collector's Edition that comes with a figure!
[09:53] Tenmaru
I couldn't even find this in Akiba!
I can't believe it's here!
[09:56] Tenmaru
Dude, the quality's amazing on this thing!
[09:59] Sano
As you can see, he's a hardcore
2D otaku. You think we're alike?
[10:04] Haruaki
Sorry, you guys aren't that alike after all.
[10:07] Haruaki
Okay, I'm gonna go look at some books.
[10:09] Sano
Sure. Find a good one and
contribute to the sales here.
[10:13] Haruaki
I don't even know where to start
when there's this many...
[10:20] Haruaki
I feel like this book is calling to me...
[10:22] Honda
Ah, you've got a good eye, sir.
[10:25] Haruaki
Whoa!
[10:26] Haruaki
I guess there's another employee here!
[10:28] Honda
That one's got a neat trick to it.
I highly recommend it.
[10:31] Honda
Perhaps it's because it's not finished,
but no one else will read it.
[10:34] Haruaki
Huh?
[10:36] Honda
But it's really interesting, and the
reader can supply their own ending.
[10:40] Haruaki
I didn't know that was a thing!
I guess I'll read it, then.
SIGN Me
[10:45] Haruaki
"It happened on a rainy day.
[10:48] Haruaki
While I was feeling a bit listless
from the dull atmosphere,
[10:51] Haruaki
I continued my shift as an
employee at a bookstore."
[10:54] Haruaki
I guess this book stars a bookstore employee.
Just like Sano-kun and Karasuma-kun.
[10:59] Haruaki
"Then, suddenly, thunder crashed
along with some other noise."
SIGN Crash
[11:07] Sano
Thunder and lightning?
[11:08] Sano
That sounded super close.
[11:10] Tenmaru
It was sunny just moments ago.
SIGN Youkai Bookstore
[11:12] Tenmaru
Oh, it's starting to rain, too.
[11:15] Haruaki
That startled me! Anyway,
let's read more of the book.
[11:19] Haruaki
"That day, the owner was out,
[11:22] Haruaki
and my coworker So-and-So-san
and I had nothing to do."
[11:27] Haruaki
"So-and-So-san"?
[11:29] Haruaki
"Fill this in with the name of a
human or youkai around you."
[11:32] Haruaki
But of course!
[11:33] Haruaki
Then I'll read this as Sano-kun, the protagonist,
with Karasuma-kun as his coworker.
SIGN So-and-So-san
SIGN Shop Employee
"Me"
SIGN Karasuma-kun
[11:41] Haruki
Hey! The name changed!
[11:43] Haruki
This must be the neat trick that
employee was talking about!
[11:48] Haruki
The youkai author must've cast
some sort of youkai magic on it.
SIGN Chills
[11:54] Sano
What the... I suddenly felt a chill...
[11:57] Tenmaru
My body also feels heavy suddenly...
[12:01] Sano
It's raining, but I'm going
out for some fresh air.
[12:06] Sano
The door won't open...
[12:08] Tenmaru
Maybe it's locked.
[12:10] Sano
No, it's not...
[12:13] Haruaki
What's wrong, you two?
[12:15] Tenmaru
The door won't open.
[12:17] Haruaki
The door?
[12:19] Haruaki
I-It couldn't be...
[12:22] Haruaki
"I suddenly felt a chill.
[12:24] Haruaki
Apparently, Karasuma-kun
felt something similar,
[12:27] Haruaki
and the entrance door was tightly shut."
[12:29] Haruaki
N-Next...
[12:31] Haruaki
"And then, books suddenly fell
onto Karasuma-kun's head."
[12:39] Tenmaru
Ow... What the heck? A book
suddenly fell on my head...
[12:44] Sano
Did they fall from the bookshelf?
[12:47] Sano
What's wrong, Seimei?
[12:50] Haruaki
Um...
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[12:59] Sano and Tenmaru
So you're saying...
[13:01] Sano
...that we're now the characters in this book?
[13:04] Haruaki
Apparently so...
[13:05] Sano
You bastard...
[13:07] Sano
How dare you drag us into
something this nonsensical?
[13:10] Haruaki
Right... I'm willing to
accept any punishment.
[13:13] Tenmaru
More importantly,
[13:14] Tenmaru
Abe-sensei said some male employee
recommended this book to him...
[13:18] Tenmaru
but Sano-senpai and I are
the only ones working today.
[13:21] Haruaki
Huh?
[13:22] Haruaki
No, there was another one!
[13:23] Haruaki
Maybe he was a customer...
[13:25] Tenmaru
You're the only customer
right now, Abe-sensei.
[13:27] Haruaki
Huh?
[13:28] Sano
Maybe your sixth sense kicked in.
[13:31] Haruaki
What?! He was a ghost?!
[13:34] Haruaki
C-Could it be that...
[13:36] Haruaki
He's a past victim of this book,
and he's trying to gain more dead buddies?!
[13:40] Tenmaru
We can't go outside, so apparently
Sano-senpai and I are being held hostage
[13:45] Tenmaru
by this book until Abe-sensei
finishes reading this book.
[13:50] Haruaki
Th-Then I'll continue reading, so be careful.
[13:53] Both
Gulp.
[13:55] Both
Um... "Meanwhile, near the
store, lightning crashed and—"
[14:00] Haruaki
"They were surrounded in darkness.
It seems the power went out."
[14:04] Sano
Wait, why is it so dark
in the middle of the day?
[14:07] Haruaki
One sec. My phone's in my pocket...
[14:10] Haruaki
What's that sound?
[14:13] All
What?!
[14:15] Haruaki
K-Karasuma-kun!
[14:18] Haruaki
K-Karasuma-kun?
[14:22] Haruaki
"After taking out a light from my
pocket, I nervously shone it around.
[14:26] Haruaki
My coworker, Karasuma-kun, had collapsed.
[14:29] Haruaki
I panicked and called out to him,
but there was no response.
[14:33] Haruaki
That's right...
[14:34] Haruaki
The Karasuma-kun that was laying there...
[14:37] Haruaki
was dead."
[14:41] Sano
Karasuma-kun!
[14:44] Sano
It's no use...
SIGN Silence...
[14:46] Sano
His heart's stopped.
[14:48] Haruaki
O-Oh, no...
[14:51] Haruaki
D-Damn it! I'll never accept a book
that messes with its readers like this!
[14:57] Haruaki
"Or so I thought, but I had just imagined it."
[15:01] Sano
Karasuma-kun!
[15:02] Haruaki
Thank goodness! He came back to life!
[15:05] Tenmaru
That startled me... I was being
forced to swim in a lake of blood...
[15:09] Sano
Hey, look. The text in the book is changing.
[15:12] Tenmaru
Apparently, the story progression changes
depending on what's written in the book.
[15:17] Sano
Then why don't we just end it right now?
[15:20] Haruaki
Oh, right!
[15:23] Haruaki
Huh? It's no use.
[15:25] Haruaki
I'm trying to write "the end,"
but the pencil won't move.
[15:29] Haruaki
Maybe we need to at least
follow some of the story...
[15:33] Tenmaru
I guess the only path is for Sensei to read on
[15:36] Tenmaru
and pencil in some things to
lead us to a happy ending.
[15:40] Haruaki
That's a huge responsibility...
[15:43] Haruaki
"It looks like we're saved.
[15:46] Haruaki
And then, the regular
So-and-So-san showed up.
[15:49] Haruaki
It was raining hard outside,
and they came in to get out of the rain."
[15:53] Haruaki
Another character just showed up!
[15:56] Sano
Make it someone who can handle something bad!
[15:58] Haruaki
What?! I can't pick!
[16:01] Haruaki
I mean, my students and the mandragoras
are out of the question...
[16:03] Haruaki
I don't want to involve my family...
[16:05] Haruaki
Well, the teachers...
[16:07] Haruaki
Er, no. They'd be scary later.
[16:11] Tenmaru
In that case, I have the perfect candidate.
[16:17] Bonmaru
I'm coming in to get out of the rain for a bit.
[16:21] Bonmaru
Wait...
[16:22] Bonmaru
Ten-chan and that one brat from before.
[16:25] Haruaki
I'm apologizing in advance.
I'm really sorry about this.
[16:28] Tenmaru
I mean, it won't be a big deal if he dies.
[16:31] Bonmaru
That's one hell of a greeting.
[16:37] Bonmaru
More importantly, what's going on here?
[16:41] Haruaki
Well...
SIGN Blah, blah,
yada, yada
SIGN You use this when you
want to summarize
something.
[16:43] Small old man
Blah, blah, yada, yada.
[16:45] Bonmaru
What?! What the hell does that mean?
[16:47] Tenmaru
Anyway, as long as Abe-sensei rewrites the
story before something really bad happens...
[16:52] Haruaki
Y-Yeah, you're right.
[16:56] Sano
That hurt!
[16:57] Bonmaru
Hey! What're you doin', Ten-chan?
[17:00] Tenmaru
I'm not sure. My body's moving on its own.
[17:02] Bonmaru
Hey, now. This isn't going to turn into
a murder case or something, is it?
[17:08] Haruaki
No! Don't do anything rash!
[17:11] Haruaki
"Karasuma-kun slowly grabbed onto
my clothes and then XXXXX... Oh!"
[17:19] Bonmaru
Th-This is an...
[17:21] Haruaki
...erotic novel!
[17:24] Tenmaru
Wait, does that mean Sano-senpai and I—
[17:27] Tenmaru
Y-You can't be serious!
[17:29] Tenmaru
Do you know how hard I've been
trying to keep my virginity?!
[17:32] Tenmaru
I can't lose it right here
and now to Sano-senpai!
[17:35] Haruaki
Um, um...
[17:36] Bonmaru
Hey! Hurry up and write something!
[17:38] Bonmaru
Those two are going to kiss!
[17:40] Haruaki
"Bonmaru-san fantasized that whole thing!"
[17:43] Bonmaru
What?!
[17:45] Bonmaru
Oh, God! Lewd scenes of these
two are filling my brain!
[17:52] Haruaki
At this rate, they're not
going to mentally survive!
[17:55] Haruaki
If only there were some other youkai...
[17:58] Haruaki
Oh, right! We don't exactly
have to solve this on our own!
[18:02] All
Huh?
[18:04] Haruaki
Bring it on, you weird book!
[18:06] Haruaki
I'm gonna fight weirdness with weirdness!
[18:12] Sano
"A giant meteor came falling!"
[18:14] Haruaki
"But!"
[18:17] Oota
Man, that home run was so cool!
[18:20] Oota
I wish I could bat like that!
[18:23] Akibe
Nice home run!
[18:24] Oota
Huh? I think I might've
hit something just now...
[18:28] Haruaki
"Oota-kun hit it back."
[18:31] Tenmaru
"Poisonous plants started
growing in the yard."
[18:33] Haruki
"Coincidentally... it happened right
where Yanagida-kun was taking a break."
SIGN Poison
SIGN Poison
SIGN Poison
SIGN Poison
SIGN Poison
SIGN Poison
[18:39] Yanagida
Ooh, poisonous plants!
SIGN Poison
SIGN Poison
[18:40] Yanagida
I'm gonna make me some poison!
[18:45] Bonmaru
"A flock of locusts came flying."
[18:48] Haruaki
"Right where there were
some kids collecting bugs!"
SIGN Okayama
[18:53] Mame and Tamao
What a haul!
[18:59] Sano
"A truck busted in."
[19:01] Haruaki
"To this person's place!"
SIGN Kyoto
[19:05] Geisha
A truck!
[19:06] Geisha
Is being held up!
[19:08] Miki
That's dangerous, damn it.
[19:11] Haruaki
"To a drunk Rintarou-kun!"
[19:13] Miki
You're in the way, damn it!
[19:17] Tenmaru
"Kidnapped by aliens."
[19:18] Haruaki
Well, these people would
absolutely love that!
SIGN To
Takahashi-sensei
[19:24] Takahashi
Wow... It's been my dream ever
since I was a child to meet aliens.
[19:28] Takahashi
I'm so curious...
[19:30] Takahashi
I wonder if you have blood types.
[19:33] Takahashi
What color is it?
[19:35] Takahashi
Body temperature?
[19:35] Takahashi
What shapes are its organs?
[19:38] Takahashi
What kinds do you have?
[19:40] Takahashi
I want to see all of this with my own eyes!
SIGN Huff
SIGN Huff
SIGN Huff
SIGN Huff
[19:47] Sano
Okay, the book's getting tired.
[19:50] Haruaki
How's that?! Truth is stranger than fiction!
[19:53] Haruaki
A bizarre book is no match for my weirdness!
SIGN Huff
SIGN Huff
SIGN Huff
SIGN Huff
[19:58] Tenmaru
There are only a few pages remaining!
[20:00] Haruaki
So, what are you going to do next?
[20:02] Haruaki
"And so, the cursed book sucked
in everyone around it."
[20:06] All
Huh?
[20:08] Haruaki
"And then they became a part of the cast of
characters to forever entertain readers."
[20:12] All
Huh?
[20:17] Bonmaru
Wha—
[20:19] Bonmaru
What the hell is this?!
[20:20] Sano
Seimei!
[20:22] Haruaki
Then how about this?!
[20:26] Haruaki
"But the book fell to Haruaki
Abe's power to exorcise demons!"
[20:38] Sano
It's not over yet! End that book!
[20:41] Haruaki
"And so, the book's curse was lifted!
[20:44] Haruaki
And everyone lived happily ever after!
[20:47] Haruaki
The end!"
[20:56] Tenmaru
We can take this to mean the
curse was indeed lifted, right?
[21:00] All
W-We're saved...
SIGN Author
Photo
SIGN m 0 0 l 120 0 120 1000 0 1000
SIGN Kotoba Honda
SIGN 1915-1945
SIGN Born in Tokyo
SIGN Though he spent his life as a human,
he was rumored to have supernatural
powers. He never got noticed as an
author while he was alive, and his
dream to have his work published
never came true, but after his death,
a youkai publishing editorial
department found a safe from his
home that burnt down and...
[21:06] Haruaki
This person...
[21:08] Haruaki
He's the employee who
suggested this book to me!
[21:11] Sano
So it was the author's ghost...
[21:14] Tenmaru
Apparently he passed away a long time ago.
[21:16] Haruaki
So he really was a ghost.
[21:19] Tenmaru
Maybe he couldn't pass on because
his book was incomplete,
[21:24] Tenmaru
so he relied on you since
you have a strong sixth sense.
[21:28] Haruaki
I see.
[21:30] Haruaki
It ended up a really weird story,
[21:32] Haruaki
but if the author and this book are now
able to rest in peace, it's worth it.
[21:37] Bonmaru
Yeah.
[21:38] Tenmaru
Yup.
[21:41] Haruaki
If everything I wrote came true,
[21:43] Haruaki
I should've written things that
would've benefited us more!
[21:47] Bonmaru
Yeah!
[21:48] Haruaki
Like conveniently being buried in uniforms!
[21:50] Bonmaru
Or conveniently becoming rich!
[21:52] Tenmaru
Actually, I think you might still make it!
[21:54] Tenmaru
And then please conveniently create a
girlfriend I can lose my virginity to!
[21:59] Sano
Seriously...
SIGN Youkai Bookstore
[22:02] Sano
Go get cursed again, you idiots!
SIGN Author
Photo
[22:07] Honda
Tee-hee-hee.
14 - Zashiki-san's Bed-and-Breakfast Home
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[00:05] Haruaki
It's right around the middle
of summer vacation...
[00:09] Haruaki
and today, we're all having a study
session at Hijita-kun's home in Iwate.
[00:12] Mamekichi
Whew... I finally finished my picture
diary all the way to August 31st.
SIGN Youkai Items
Encyclopedia
SIGN Youkai Items
Encyclopedia
SIGN Youkai Items
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Encyclopedia
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[00:18] Haruaki
Huh?! But it's still August 10th!
SIGN Youkai Items
Encyclopedia
SIGN Youkai Items
Encyclopedia
SIGN Youkai Items
Encyclopedia
[00:21] Mamekichi
I just tried to imagine what
I'd draw tomorrow and on.
SIGN Youkai Items
Encyclopedia
[00:23] Haruaki
Namaste!
[00:25] Mamekichi
August 13th. Seimei-kun suddenly
went to India to train as a warrior.
[00:30] Mamekichi
August 20th. Nyuudou-kun became
a partier and got all the girls.
[00:35] Nyuudou
Well, ain't you a cutie?
[00:37] Mamekcihi
August 31st. I wonder what
happened to Seimei-kun...
[00:41] Haruaki
Wait! What happened to me in India?!
[00:47] Beniko
It's 3 PM... I have plans, so I'm going home.
[00:52] Hijita
You're just running away because
you don't want to study.
[00:54] Beniko
No.
[00:56] Beniko
Someone's coming to interview
my family's bed and breakfast.
[01:00] All
Interview?!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN Occult Paradise
July
[02:33] Haruaki
Huh... So your family's place is
going to be in this magazine.
SIGN Occult Paradise
July
[02:38] Sano
I didn't even know your family
ran a bed and breakfast.
SIGN Episode 14
"Zashiki-san's
Bed-and-Breakfast Home"
[02:41] Beniko
For humans, yeah.
[02:43] Beniko
Our bed and breakfast keeps becoming a hot
topic among humans because youkai appear.
[02:48] Haruaki
I think I've seen something
like that on TV before.
[02:52] Beniko
All three of my dads are human,
and they don't understand youkai very well,
[02:57] Beniko
so I have to make sure they don't
accidentally say anything weird.
[03:00] Haruaki and sano
Three dads?
SIGN Zashiki Manor
[03:06] Matsuo
Huh... So you're Beniko's
homeroom teacher, eh?
SIGN Matsuo
SIGN Kotake
[03:10] Kotake
What kind of youkai are you, Sensei?
SIGN Koume
[03:13] Koume
He seems like an akaname.
[03:15] Haruaki
An akaname?!
[03:16] Sano
I guess you really do have three dads.
[03:19] Beniko
Yup.
[03:20] Beniko
A long time ago, Matsu-san bought
an old house with his friends,
[03:25] Beniko
Take-san and Ume-san,
to start a bed and breakfast.
[03:29] (Flashback) Matsuo
We haven't been able to find a job,
so let's start a bed and breakfast!
[03:32] (Flashback) Kotake
How much did you buy this place for?
[03:34] (Flashback) Matsuo
Two hundred thousand!
[03:35] (Flashback) Koume
What a dump...
[03:36] Beniko
They started remodeling
the place on their own
[03:39] Beniko
to make it a bed and
breakfast, and one day...
[03:43] (Flashback) Kotake
Do you guys see that lump in the floor?
[03:51] Beniko
So, yeah. I was born from the house.
[03:55] Yanagida
I see. So when a house and
human really love each other,
[03:59] Yanagida
a zashikiwarashi is born.
[04:01] Mamekichi
So I guess this house is
your mom, Beniko-chan.
[04:05] Beniko
That doesn't matter, but Dads, these guys
said they'd help out with the interview.
[04:10] Matsuo
Help out?
[04:12] Hijita
We'll help spook the interviewers.
[04:15] Matsuo
That's great! We'll be counting on
you to bring in more customers!
[04:20] Yanagida
While we're at it, I'll go ahead and
invite the other guys from Class 3.
[04:24] Haruaki
But wow, Zashiki-san. It's amazing
that you were born from a house.
[04:28] Nyuudou
I never knew about that.
[04:30] Haruaki
How were you born, Nyuudou-kun?
[04:34] Nyuudou
Normally.
[04:36] Nyuudou
Just like humans.
[04:39] Haruaki
Oh... I see.
[04:41] Nyuudou
What? Did you think I was
born from an eyeball?
[04:44] Haruaki
Maybe a little bit.
[04:46] Nyuudou
All right. Let's help them get ready.
[04:54] Interviewer
Thanks for having us over!
[04:56] Interviewer
Hello. I'm a reporter for
Monthly Occult Paradise.
[04:59] Mamekichi
They're here...
[05:01] Hijita
They just look like some
background characters.
[05:03] Nyuudou
Two of them?
[05:04] Reporter
So that we can write this article
from various points of view,
[05:08] Reporter
I had a scientist who doesn't believe
in the occult come along, as well.
[05:12] Scientist
Hello.
[05:13] Reporter
He's been able to scientifically explain
lots of supernatural phenomena.
[05:18] Scientist
Yes. Anything occult is fake, after all.
[05:23] Scientist
But I realize it's hard to get
customers at a place like this
[05:26] Scientist
in this day and age if you don't
have some kind of gimmick.
[05:29] Scientist
My condolences.
[05:31] Hijita
That stupid, gangly-armed,
nerdy-ass four-eyes!
[05:33] Hijita
I'll drown him in mud!
[05:35] Mamekichi
Hiji-tan! Calm down!
[05:37] Nyuudou
I get how you feel, but...
[05:39] Beniko
The hell did you just say, you
gangly-armed, nerdy-ass, four-eyes?
[05:42] Beniko
Don't blame me if you piss your pants later.
[05:47] Matsuo
I'm sorry. Our daughter is rather blunt.
[05:51] Kotake
Beniko, of course we want him to die,
but you shouldn't say that out loud.
[05:55] Koume
She didn't go that far.
[05:57] Scientist
My, what a pure young lady filled with dreams.
[06:01] Scientist
Very well. Then please scare me by tomorrow.
[06:05] Beniko
You got it.
[06:06] Beniko
If we scare you, you'd better write a
five-star review online, you stupid four-eyes!
[06:10] Scientist
Though you're also a four-eyes.
[06:13] Beniko
You bet eye am!
[06:15] Haruaki
Eye-eye-eye, things seem to be heating up.
[06:17] Sano
It's gotten so heated, they're speaking
in eye puns. Eye didn't see that coming.
[06:21] Nyuudou
Wow, eye didn't know it was contagious.
[06:22] Yanagida
Hey! Did you wait long?
[06:25] Yanagida
I just went ahead and kidnapped some
classmates who seemed to be free.
SIGN 203
[06:30] Fuji
I see.
SIGN Fire
SIGN Oni
[06:31] Fuji
So we just need to spook this scientist
and scare the crap outta him.
[06:36] Hijita
Seimei, you're pretty good at coming
up with plans at times like this.
[06:40] Hijita
You got any ideas?
[06:42] Beniko
No, I'm the one who started this,
[06:45] Beniko
so I'm gonna take responsibility
and give the orders.
[06:48] Beniko
We'll start with a light jab.
[06:50] Beniko
Fuji!
[06:51] Fuji
Me?!
[06:52] Reporter
Pardon us.
[06:55] Reporter
Wow! So many dolls!
[06:58] Scientist
A common gimmick for places like this.
[07:02] Fuji
Pardon me.
[07:06] Fuji
I'm sorry for my late introduction.
[07:09] Fuji
I'm the matron of this inn.
[07:11] Fuji
Thank you very much for
coming to Zashiki Manor.
[07:14] Reporter
Wow, what a hottie!
[07:16] Fuji
Here are some tea snacks.
[07:18] Reporter
Hey, thanks!
[07:20] Reporter
Yikes! Your hands are so cold, ma'am!
[07:23] Fuji
Oh, I'm sorry. I get cold easily.
[07:26] Fuji
Please enjoy your stay.
[07:30] Reporter
Th-Thanks...
[07:31] Reporter
That goes beyond getting cold easily.
[07:34] Reporter
She was as cold as ice!
[07:36] Koume
Hello! I brought some tea snacks!
[07:39] Reporter
Huh? But the matron just
brought us tea snacks.
[07:43] Reporter
She apologized for not greeting us sooner.
[07:45] Koume
Matron?
[07:46] Koume
The only female worker we have here is
our daughter Beniko, whom you met earlier.
[07:51] Koume
Enjoy your stay.
[07:54] Reporter
W-W-Well, her hands were as cold as ice!
[07:59] Fuji
Wasn't my acting awesome?!
[08:01] Haruaki
Fuji-kun is sorta terrifying.
[08:03] Reporter
Th-Then were these snacks
prepared by a ghost?
[08:09] Reporter
What's inside?
[08:14] Small Old Man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[08:17] Small Old Man
Korpokkur are tiny little youkai
that fit in the palm of your hand.
[08:21] Small Old Man
They are often seen living under leaves.
[08:26] Akibe
Run away!
[08:29] Reporter
That was a small old man!
[08:31] Reporter
The one that's supposed to
bring you luck if you see one!
[08:33] Akibe
Who're you callin' an old man?
I'm a cute girl, dagnabbit.
[08:36] Reporter
Oh, sorry.
[08:39] Akibe
It's fine, as long as you get it.
[08:42] Reporter
That wasn't a small old man,
but a small little lady!
[08:45] Reporter
I guess youkai really exist!
[08:47] Scientist
Now, calm down.
[08:49] Scientist
There's no way someone that small exists.
[08:51] Scientist
It's clearly just a moving doll.
[08:54] Scientist
You were spooked by what
they said about the matron,
[08:57] Scientist
so your brain just mistook
that doll for a small youkai.
[09:02] Scientist
"Occult things occur at this inn."
[09:05] Scientist
When that thought is
embedded in your brain,
[09:06] Scientist
even the slightest things make you
think they're occult matters.
[09:10] Reporter
Oh, I see.
[09:11] Scientist
All things involving the occult are either
made up or illusions created by your brain.
[09:15] Fuji
Tch. This guy won't stop spewing nonsense.
[09:18] Fuji
Big talk for the jerk who
couldn't even tell I'm a guy.
[09:21] Akibe
Not to mention, this reporter is just
believing everything this guy says.
[09:25] Renjou
Zashiki-san, I'm ready.
[09:28] Beniko
Right. Okay, you're up, Seimei,
Kurahashi, and Momoyama-san.
[09:33] Kurahashi
I-I really need to do this?
[09:36] Beniko
This is something only you all can do.
[09:38] Haruaki
Man... I never thought I'd
be spooking someone, too.
[09:43] Beniko
Don't worry. You're basically a youkai.
[09:45] Kou
Little Brother, to experience
something scary at night...
[09:49] Rin
...clear skies just won't do, Little Brother.
SIGN Zashiki Manor
[10:03] Beniko
Take-san.
[10:04] Beniko
We're ready.
[10:06] Kotake
Roger.
[10:07] Kotake
Ume-san, Ume-san! There's trouble!
[10:10] Koume
What's the matter, Take-san?
[10:11] Kotake
The guest in room 103 just won't come out.
[10:16] Koume
What? You mean the guest who stayed
in the room that's supposedly cursed?
[10:19] Reporter
What? There's a cursed room?
[10:23] Koume
Room 103 on the first floor is cursed, you see.
[10:26] Koume
It's dangerous, so we don't
usually let anyone stay in it,
[10:30] Koume
but some members of a
college occult club insisted.
[10:34] Reporter
I wonder how it's cursed.
[10:36] Koume
There's a rumor that a spider lady appears.
[10:39] Koume
A spider possessed a woman who died
in this room a hundred years ago,
[10:43] Koume
and she became a youkai that
attacks people, or something.
[10:48] Reporter
I-I didn't know this place
had that kind of legend...
[10:52] Kotake
I mean, we only built this place 17 years ago.
SIGN 103
[10:56] Kotake
This is the room. Ume-san, the spare key, please.
[11:02] Koume
Hello?
[11:04] Koume
Anyone here?
[11:07] Reporter
It's the curse of the spider woman!
[11:15] Scientist
This is actual spider webbing...
[11:17] Beniko
These college students... were also
determined to learn about this room's curse.
[11:23] Beniko
I guess you might be next.
[11:26] Beniko
Don't provoke those who
aren't human too much.
[11:30] Scientist
This is quite the presentation.
[11:34] All
More importantly, this was
the role only we could play?
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[11:47] Reporter
S-Someone call an ambulance!
[11:49] All
Huh? An ambulance?!
SIGN Sparkarumble!!
SIGN Sparkarumble!!
[11:53] Reporter
Th-The power went out?
[11:54] Reporter
Is this also the work of the spider woman?
[11:57] Rin
Now, Renjou-san.
[11:59] Renjou
Right.
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[12:00] Small Old Man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
[12:02] Small Old Man
Jorougumo. A spider youkai that freely
controls spider webs with her eight hands.
[12:07] Small Old Man
She can even produce illusions
with her youkai magic.
[12:13] Reporter
Oh, thank goodness! The lights came ba—
[12:16] Reporter
The dead bodies and the
spider webs are all gone?!
[12:19] Scientist
A-ha! So that's what's going on.
[12:22] Scientist
Those college students were all in on this!
[12:25] Scientist
When the breaker fell,
they ran off and hid somewhere!
[12:29] Scientist
I'm sure it'd be quite inconvenient if there
was an investigation because of some corpses!
[12:32] Kou Rin
I guess he's sharper than
we thought, Little Brother.
[12:36] Scientist
Those who aren't human? Please.
[12:39] Scientist
Pathetic!
[12:40] Reporter
Hey, that's a bit harsh!
[12:42] Koume
Take-san, don't get mad.
[12:48] Beniko
Good work, Seimei.
[12:51] Beniko
Here's some jajamen.
[12:53] Small Old Man
Jajamen is a famous dish in Iwate.
[12:56] Beniko
My dads made it for dinner.
[12:58] Haruaki
Thanks.
[13:00] Haruaki
Man, I didn't think I'd
be playing a dead body.
[13:04] Beniko
You pulled it off perfectly.
[13:05] Beniko
It's not surprising when you
show signs of death all the time.
[13:08] Haruaki
Huh? Uh, sure...
[13:10] Beniko
That last attempt failed.
[13:11] Beniko
I need to spook them more
realistically next.
[13:19] Beniko
What?
[13:21] Haruaki
Oh, it's nothing.
[13:22] Haruaki
It's just rare to see you get serious when
it comes to someone other than yourself.
[13:26] Haruaki
Oh, sorry!
[13:28] Haruaki
I could've worded that better.
[13:29] Haruaki
You always seem so cool and calm
as long as things don't involve you.
[13:34] Hijita
Beniko and Seimei?
[13:36] Beniko
Seimei, will you hear me out for a bit?
[13:39] Haruaki
Huh? Sure.
[13:41] Hijita
Beniko's telling Seimei something?!
[13:43] Hijita
She's not confessing her
love or anything, is she?!
[13:48] Beniko
This happened about ten years ago.
[13:51] Beniko
Matsu-san was dumped by the woman
he was dating. I didn't get to meet her.
[13:56] Beniko
Take-san and Ume-san wouldn't
tell me why he got dumped.
[14:02] (Flashback) Kotake
I'll tell you once you're old
enough to buy pervy books.
[14:05] (Flashback) Koume
Hey, Take-san!
[14:06] Beniko
But one day, I ended up hearing the reason.
[14:09] (Flashback) Matsuo
Well... when I told her about
Beniko, she thought I was insane.
[14:15] (Flashback) Matsuo
I mean, of course if you suddenly
said you had a youkai daughter,
[14:18] (Flashback) Matsuo
they'd freak out.
[14:19] (Flashback) Matsuo
But I guess it just means that
we weren't meant to be together.
[14:24] (Flashback) Hijita
B-Beni-chan...
[14:27] (Flashback) Beniko
I knew it.
[14:29] (Flashback) Beniko
I almost ended up having a stepmom
who doesn't believe in youkai.
[14:34] (Flashback) Beniko
Come on, Koutarou.
[14:35] (Flashback) Beniko
I got some pocket money,
so let's go to the candy store.
[14:38] (Flashback) Hijita
Beni-chan—
[14:39] (Flashback) Beniko
But the old lady at the candy store
rigged the lottery the other day...
[14:43] (Flashback) Hijita
Beniko!
[14:45] (Flashback) Beniko
What? You don't need to pity me.
[14:48] (Flashback) Beniko
This involves humans and youkai.
This kind of thing is bound to happen.
[14:54] (Flashback) Beniko
I'm not even worried about it,
so don't say anything.
[14:59] Beniko
Yeah, it can't be helped.
It was unavoidable.
[15:03] Beniko
But even so, if I said I didn't
feel any kind of way, I'd be lying.
[15:08] Haruaki
Zashiki-san...
[15:10] Beniko
I mean, I did think about it
for about a minute before...
[15:14] Beniko
But I guess worrying about
stuff isn't really my style.
[15:17] Beniko
I can at least be considerate, I've got
a great figure, and my face is cute.
[15:22] Hijita
She sure thinks highly of herself.
[15:26] Beniko
Their daughter is this impressive.
[15:28] Beniko
I'm sure they lost some things
by having me around...
[15:31] Beniko
but I'm sure they gained even
more things by having me around.
[15:35] Beniko
I want to use this opportunity
to prove to my dads
[15:39] Beniko
that I'm a daughter they can be proud of.
[15:44] Haruaki
It's all right.
[15:45] Haruaki
I'm sure we'll be able to do that.
[15:50] Beniko
Yeah, of course.
[15:53] Sano
Hey, stop pushing! We'll break the door!
[15:57] Haruaki
Whoa! Wh-What are all of you doing?
[16:00] Kurahashi
Er, we were just eavesdropping...
[16:02] Fuji
It was all Sano's idea.
[16:03] Sano
And you were the first to agree to it, Fuji.
[16:05] Umbrella
Where are you touching, you perv?!
[16:07] Mamekichi
Beniko-chan! Let's scare the
pants off that scientist jerk!
[16:10] Nyuudou
Tamao, are you crying?
[16:12] Tamao
I'm so moved!
[16:14] Sano
You're all freaking heavy. Get off me!
[16:15] Kurahashi
You're kicking me in the stomach!
[16:17] Beniko
Seimei, it's just like you
said the first time we met.
[16:23] (Flashback) Haruaki
But I'm sure there are things at school
[16:24] (Flashback) Haruaki
that you can't enjoy in a game!
I'm sure of it!
[16:28] Beniko
I'd never be able to find
these little shits in a game.
[16:34] Beniko
All right, you guys!
[16:35] Beniko
We're gonna make that scientist jerk
and NPC-faced reporter cry!
[16:38] All
Yeah!
[16:39] Hijita
And I totally missed my chance to come out.
[16:42] Beniko
Also, Hijita, stop trying to act
cool back there and come out.
[16:45] Hijita
Huh?! If you knew I was here,
you should've said something!
[16:50] Reporter
I know what the scientist
said, but I'm scared.
[16:53] Reporter
What if that spider woman
attacks me in the bath?
[16:56] Reporter
Uh, wait. Where is the bath?
[17:00] Reporter
Hey, you. Do you know where the bath is?
[17:03] Ogoso
The bath is over there.
SIGN Oni
[17:06] Reporter
Over there? But there's
only a wall over there.
[17:12] Reporter
Huh?
SIGN Bath
[17:13] Reporter
There's the bath.
[17:14] Reporter
Oh, that's where it is.
[17:16] Reporter
Thanks for letting me know.
SIGN Oni
SIGN Oni
SIGN Oni
SIGN Oni
SIGN Oni
[17:22] Reporter
Hm? The door won't open.
[17:25] Scientist
Hello? What are you doing?
[17:27] Reporter
Oh, hello. I'm just gonna take a bath.
[17:31] Scientist
Er, no. What are you doing to that wall?
[17:34] Reporter
N-No way!
[17:36] Reporter
But there was...
[17:38] Scientist
You're probably just tired.
[17:39] Reporter
What?! But that boy said...
SIGN Oni
[17:42] Haruaki
That was amazing, Ogoso-kun!
[17:44] Fuji
Is that your youkai magic?
[17:45] Small Old Man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[17:48] Small Old Man
An amanojaku causes the exact
opposite thing that a human desires
[17:52] Small Old Man
to happen and tricks them.
[17:54] Small Old Man
They can create illusions from lies, too.
[17:58] Haruaki
By the way, Ogoso-kun,
are those your everyday clothes?
[18:00] Ogoso
Er, I'm not sure if I'd call
them my everyday clothes...
[18:04] Scientist
Is someone there?
[18:06] Haruaki
Oh, no! They found us!
[18:08] Haruaki
In that case...
[18:12] Haruaki
You... saw me... didn't you?!
[18:25] Haruaki
Whew... I managed to pull
off acting like a youkai.
[18:28] Reporter
I knew it! There are youkai!
[18:30] Scientist
I-I mean... that startled me,
[18:33] Scientist
but you see stuff like that in
haunted houses all the time!
[18:35] Oota
Then how about this?
[18:39] Oota
I'm not an illusion, by the way.
[18:41] Reporter
It's a giant!
[18:44] Oota
I'm a daidarabocchi!
[18:45] Scientist
Th-That must be some kind of hologram!
[18:48] Scientist
I know! Try and touch it!
That'll prove it's fake...
[18:51] Reporter
No way! If I touch it and it's
real, I think I'll get cursed!
[18:55] Reporter
Huh?
[18:56] Hijita
Give me back my field...
[19:04] Scientist
Hey! Don't just faint and
leave me all alone!
[19:08] Beniko
What's wrong? It sounds like you're scared.
[19:12] Scientist
Th-That voice... It's the girl who lives here!
[19:14] Scientist
Wh-Where are you hiding?
[19:17] Beniko
Hiding? What are you talking about?
[19:21] Beniko
We've been standing right beside
you watching this all play out.
[19:24] Scientist
"We"?!
[19:40] Beniko
Let me say it one more time...
[19:43] Beniko
Do not provoke us youkai.
[19:47] Beniko
Youkai are always hiding where you can't see.
[19:54] Scientist
Okay...
[20:04] Reporter
Man...
[20:06] Reporter
I was so surprised yesterday.
[20:08] Reporter
That was the first time
I'd ever seen a ghost.
[20:11] Reporter
Thanks to you, I think I'll be
able to write a great article.
[20:14] Koume
We're counting on you.
[20:17] Beniko
Well, four-eyes?
[20:19] Beniko
Did you encounter any youkai yesterday?
[20:21] Scientist
No!
[20:22] Scientist
I know I carelessly said, "Okay,"
yesterday, but deep down,
[20:25] Scientist
I refuse to accept the existence of
something as uncertain as youkai.
[20:29] Beniko
What?! Do you have some kind of ailment
where you'll die if you admit you've lost?!
[20:33] Scientist
No... Just as you said, I peed my
pants and passed out, so I lost.
[20:41] Beniko
Huh? You peed yourself?
[20:42] Scientist
I-I did not! Just... almost...
[20:45] Scientist
But as I promised, I will write
a five-star review online.
[20:50] Scientist
The next time I come, I'm going
to prove that this inn is a fake,
[20:53] Scientist
so please be prepared,
[20:55] Scientist
self-proclaimed Youkai-san.
[20:58] Beniko
You should be more honest with yourself.
[21:00] Koume
Come by whenever you want
to see some youkai again.
[21:04] Kotake
If you write a crappy article about us,
I'll sue you for libel and defamation!
[21:09] Haruaki
Looks like it went well.
[21:11] Matsuo
Man, thanks so much, everyone.
[21:15] Koume
You did a great job spooking them.
You're definitely a professional.
[21:18] Haruaki
Er, but my usual job doesn't
involve spooking...
[21:21] Kotake
Looks like word of our place
will spread again.
[21:23] Matsuo
Also, Beniko...
[21:26] Matsuo
The way you spooked them
was really awesome!
[21:31] Matsuo
We're proud to call you our daughter!
[21:36] Kotake
All right. We're going to treat you
all to a homemade meal to thank you.
[21:41] Matsuo
But before that... there's one
more job for all of you to do.
[21:46] Matsuo
All right. Let's have you
clean up the mess you made!
[21:49] All
What?!
[21:51] Umbrella
But we didn't make this mess...
[21:54] Fuji
It was pretty dirty from the start.
[21:56] Oota
Can I just lift the roof up?
[22:01] Small Old Man
As for the article...
SIGN Feature: Supernatural!
An Inn Where
Youkai Appear
SIGN Photo of the male ghost we saw
[22:04] All
That ain't even us!
[22:07] Haruaki
I ended up in the article!
15 - Abe no Seimei, Haruaki Abe, and Shutendouji
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SIGN Heian-kyo, Around 950 AD
[00:01] People
An oni! It's an oni!
[00:06] Noble 1 (Ranmaru)
So that's the shutendouji from Mount Ooe.
[00:10] Noble 2 (Principal)
The slayers haven't arrived yet?
[00:12] Noble 2 (Principal)
What should we do, Seimei?
[00:14] Seimei
We have no choice.
[00:16] Seimei
I'll pacify her myself.
[00:20] Marshmallow
...-kun... Seimei-kun.
[00:24] Marshmallow
Seimei-kun!
[00:25] Haruaki
Whoa! That startled me!
[00:27] Haruaki
I thought an emoji had suddenly
appeared in front of my face.
[00:31] Marshmallow
You looked really pained.
[00:32] Marshmallow
Were you dreaming about a
sailor uniform being burned?
[00:35] Haruaki
Hmm... I don't really remember.
SIGN Welcome
[00:39] Haruaki
Oh, we're almost there!
SIGN Ooe Town
SIGN Youkai
Alley
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[02:13] Haruaki
I've been coming to Kyoto
ever since I was little,
SIGN Episode 15
"Abe no Seimei, Haruaki Abe,
and Shutendouji"
[02:17] Haruaki
but I never would've thought a youkai
town like this existed in the woods.
[02:21] Marshmallow
It's a hidden village for youkai.
[02:24] Marshmallow
But I don't see any humans
like you, Seimei-kun.
[02:27] Passersby
A human?
SIGN Psst... Psst...
SIGN Psst... Psst...
[02:27] Haruaki
Huh?
[02:28] Youkai A
You're right. It's a human.
[02:31] Haruaki
Huh?
[02:32] Cyclops
All right! Got some food!
[02:34] Shishimai
Hey, hand over the soul.
Human souls are worth a fortune.
[02:38] Haruaki
These youkai are trying to eat me!
[02:40] Haruaki
Actually, I'm not a human!
[02:42] Marshmallow
Yeah. This human's a youkai.
[02:45] Haruaki
See? My head spins around 720 degrees!
[02:47] Marshmallow
I'm not sure if that helps anything...
[02:49] Cyclops
Quit messin' around!
[02:52] Cyclops
Who the hell're you?
[02:54] Shishimai
H-Hey, that's the lady from Miki's place.
[02:57] Cyclops
Huh?
[02:58] Ibara
Apparently, that human's a guest of mine.
[03:02] Cyclops
O-Oh, I didn't know this was
food for Ibarakidouji-sama!
[03:06] Cyclops
Pardon me!
[03:08] Haruaki
W-We're saved...
[03:11] Ibara
You need to be careful. This town is old.
[03:14] Ibara
There're still plenty of youkai 'round here
[03:16] Ibara
that're old-fashioned enough
to think humans are food.
[03:20] Haruaki
Now I know what Izuna-kun meant
yesterday on the phone.
[03:24] Hatanaka
What?! You're going to Rintarou's place?
[03:27] Hatanaka
Don't die!
[03:28] (Flashback) Haruaki
Huh? What's that supposed to mean?!
[03:30] Ibara
You're... Rintarou and Izuna-kun's friend...
[03:34] Ibara
the human, Haruaki-kun?
[03:37] Haruaki
Yes!
[03:39] Haruaki
Are you...
[03:41] Ibara
I'm Ibara.
[03:43] Ibara
I'm Rintarou Miki's fifth older sister,
and I'm the youkai ibarakidouji.
SIGN Mike's Home
[03:49] Miki
Heya, Haruaki-kun.
[03:51] Miki
Thanks for comin' all this way.
[03:53] Haruaki
No problem! Thanks for inviting me over.
[03:57] Haruaki
I got you some yatsuhashi.
[03:59] Miki
Why would you give someone from
Kyoto souvenirs from Kyoto?
[04:04] Mandragora
Nom, nom...
[04:05] Ibara
Well, I'll go make some shaved ice.
[04:08] Marshmallow
Ice! I'mma go, too!
[04:10] Haruaki
Oh, don't trouble yourself.
[04:13] Haruaki
So... what are you plotting by having
me come over all of a sudden?
[04:18] Miki
Gulp...
[04:19] Miki
Oh, don't be like that.
I just have a small favor to ask.
[04:23] Haruaki
And that's what people call plotting.
[04:26] Miki
You see...
[04:28] Miki
Geh, it's from Izuna-kun.
[04:31] Miki
One sec. Hello?
[04:33] Miki
What do you want?
Things were just gettin' good.
[04:35] Hatanaka
Haruaki told me he was going
to your place yesterday.
[04:39] Hatanaka
What are you plotting?
[04:40] Miki
Again with the plotting...
What's with all of you?
[04:47] Haruaki
What's that? I think I hear something.
[04:54] Shutendouji
Ah, Rintarou... Is this a new sacrifice?
[05:03] Miki
Oh, dear. Did you see her already?
[05:07] Miki
Don't worry. My mother's sealed away here.
[05:11] Miki
She can't reach you as long as
you don't go beyond those doors.
[05:15] Haruaki
That's... y-your mom?!
[05:19] Miki
Yeah, she just loves men so much...
[05:22] Miki
She has no trouble eatin' all
kinds of youkai and humans.
[05:25] Miki
And she went a bit too far,
so she got sealed away here.
[05:29] Miki
Ever since, whenever any
male youkai come by here,
[05:33] Miki
we let her feed on their souls
and their virility a bit.
[05:37] Haruaki
Wait, so did you call me over
so she could eat my soul?!
[05:42] Miki
Oh, come on, now.
[05:44] Miki
It'll just be a little bit.
Just your virility will do.
[05:47] Haruaki
Y-You jerk!
[05:49] Miki
Actually, I'm kidding.
[05:51] Miki
I've actually been meanin' to
ask you this for a while...
[05:55] Miki
Could you...
[05:56] Miki
slay her for me?
[05:58] Miki
With your exorcism powers.
[06:01] Haruaki
Huh? Uh, what?
[06:03] Miki
I mean... it's not just the spirit energy
souls of the youkai that come here.
[06:08] Miki
She eats my spirit energy,
even though I'm her son.
[06:11] Miki
Because of that, I'm completely out
of spirit energy unless I drink alcohol,
[06:15] Miki
which I can't even drink.
[06:17] Haruaki
But... slaying her would be...
[06:20] Miki
She was actually sealed
away a thousand years ago
[06:23] Miki
by an onmyouji who had
the same powers as you.
[06:27] Miki
So you need to take responsibility...
[06:30] Miki
Descendant of Abe no
Seimei, Haruaki Abe-kun.
[06:34] Haruaki
But...
[06:36] Miki
I know! If you do your best,
I'll get you a little gift.
[06:39] Miki
Maybe a uniform of your liking.
[06:41] Haruaki
I'll do my best!
[06:43] Miki
You sure are a sucker for your desires.
[06:45] Haruaki
But I'm not like my ancestor!
[06:49] Haruaki
She's a youkai.
[06:50] Haruaki
I can't slay a youkai,
especially my friend's mother!
[06:54] Haruaki
So I'll take responsibility in my own way
[06:56] Haruaki
and resolve this peacefully.
[06:59] Haruaki
All right, Rintarou-kun's mom!
[07:02] Haruaki
Let's have a peaceful discussion—
[07:05] Shutendouji
Are you that onmyouji from long ago?
[07:08] Haruaki
N-No! I just sorta look like him...
[07:12] Haruaki
I heard that my ancestor sealed you away.
[07:16] Haruaki
So, uh... to apologize...
[07:18] Haruaki
Here, have some yatsuhashi.
[07:20] Shutendouji
Mm, I'm hungry.
[07:22] Shutendouji
Hand over your heart.
Or your virility will do, too.
[07:26] Haruaki
I'm a virgin, so please, no...
[07:29] Shutendouji
I don't mind carrying a human's
child every once in a while...
[07:34] Haruaki
I can't have you underestimating me!
[07:36] Haruaki
I don't get excited at all by anyone
who's not wearing a uniform!
[07:39] Haruaki
No matter what they do!
[07:41] Marshmallow
U-Uh, there seems to be
a lot of trouble going on.
[07:44] Marshmallow
I have to save Seimei-kun.
[07:46] Ibara
Wait.
[07:47] Ibara
I have a favor to ask you,
Marshmallow-chan.
[07:51] Marshmallow
Hm...
[07:52] Ibara
I'm countin' on you.
[07:53] Marshmallow
Roger! Marshmallow Dash!
[07:56] Ibara
Rintarou.
[07:58] Miki
Ibara-neechan.
[07:59] Ibara
I heard what's goin' on.
[08:01] Ibara
You can't have your friends
do somethin' like this. Bad!
[08:05] Miki
What're you talking about?
[08:07] Miki
I don't have any friends to begin with.
SIGN Kochin
[08:11] Miki
I just called him a friend to play along
with some fool in glasses that I know.
[08:18] Miki
And this is Haruaki-kun, the descendant
of Abe no Seimei, who inherited his powers.
[08:25] Miki
If it weren't for that,
[08:26] Miki
there's no way I'd get
along with some human.
[08:31] Ibara
Rintarou... So you haven't
let go of the past...
[08:37] Haruaki
Please don't eat me!
[08:39] Ibara
Haruaki-kun!
[08:42] Haruaki
I'm gonna have to use my exorcism powers
just enough so I don't slay her...
[08:46] Haruaki
Fantasy sailor uniform power 30%!
[08:52] Haruaki
I did it!
[08:53] Shutendouji
What is this?
[08:54] Haruaki
I, Haruaki, can do it if I try!
[09:01] Haruaki
Okay, think!
[09:02] Haruaki
In order to resolve this without
slaying Rintarou-kun's mom...
[09:07] Ibara
Haruaki-kun!
[09:09] Ibara
I'm glad you're safe.
[09:11] Haruaki
Hup!
[09:14] Ibara
You should head home while you can.
[09:16] Ibara
Mother's pretty angry.
[09:18] Haruaki
Huh? But I have to do
something about your mom.
[09:21] Haruaki
I mean, it was my ancestor who...
[09:23] Ibara
Please! I don't want Rintarou
losin' another friend.
[09:30] Haruaki
What do you mean?
[09:33] Ibara
Just once in the past...
[09:36] Ibara
Rintarou brought home a human friend.
[09:40] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki
Wow, so many kimonos!
[09:43] (Flashback) Boy Miki
Right? These are my favorites!
[09:46] (Flashback) Ibara
Rintarou!
[09:47] (Flashback) Boy Miki
My sister's callin' me. I'll be right back.
[09:50] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki
'Kay.
[09:51] (Flashback) Ibara
Here're some snacks.
[09:53] (Flashback) Torako
Wow, it's not like you
to bring a friend home.
[09:56] (Flashback) Boy Miki
He said he wanted to see some
kimonos, so I'm showin' him.
[10:00] (Flashback) Boy Miki
And... h-he's not my friend...
[10:03] (Flashback) Boy Miki
Not yet...
[10:05] (Flashback) Shutendouji
Come here...
[10:11] (Flashback) Torako
What's that noise?
[10:13] (Flashback) Ibara
It's coming from Mother's room.
[10:16] (Flashback) Boy Miki
Oh, no...
[10:21] (Flashback) Shutendouji
It's been a while since I've had one...
but human souls taste so foul.
[10:28] (Flashback) Shutendouji
Say, Rintarou.
[10:31] (Flashback) Shutendouji
Next time, bring me something better.
[10:35] (Flashback) Ibara
Rintarou!
[10:36] (Flashback) Torako
Tch. She finally ended up killin' one.
[10:46] Haruaki
Wh-What happened to the boy?
[10:49] Ibara
My eldest sister, Torako-neesan,
said she dumped him in the woods.
[10:54] Ibara
But ever since then, Rintarou's only
been able to interact with others
[10:58] Ibara
by keeping a certain
distance away from them.
[11:04] Ibara
Haruaki-kun, please don't cry.
[11:08] Haruaki
I also haven't been able to make
any friends until recently...
[11:12] Haruaki
So I know how happy he must've felt
to make a friend for the first time.
[11:17] Haruaki
So there's just...
[11:19] Haruaki
There's just nothing sadder...
[11:25] Ibara
So please... I know you
got dragged into this,
[11:29] Ibara
but please continue to be
friends with Rintarou—
[11:31] Haruaki
No, I'm not leaving.
[11:34] Haruaki
Even if Rintarou-kun only got closer to me
[11:36] Haruaki
because I'm a descendant of Abe no Seimei...
[11:42] Haruaki
Even then, it's true that he interacted
with me without being scared,
[11:45] Haruaki
and that saved me.
[11:50] Ibara
Haruaki-kun...
[11:51] Haruaki
Plus, a little while ago...
[11:54] (Flashback) Miki
So you need to take responsibility...
[11:57] (Flashback) Miki
Descendant of Abe no
Seimei, Haruaki Abe-kun.
[12:03] Haruaki
I could clearly see your
sincere cry for help.
[12:09] Haruaki
So...
[12:11] Haruaki
As planned, I'm going to
do something about this!
[12:14] Haruaki
Peacefully!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[12:22] Haruaki
And so, once again I say, "Hello!"
[12:25] Shutendouji
Did you really come here
to be eaten willingly?
[12:29] Haruaki
My exorcism powers expel a
youkai's spiritual powers.
[12:32] Haruaki
So I'll just steal her as much of her spirit
energy as it takes to weaken her!
[12:36] Haruaki
Hi-yah!
[12:39] Haruaki
Huh?
[12:40] Haruaki
Wait, am I only able to use my exorcism
powers a set number of times a day?
[12:44] Haruaki
Just one sec!
[12:46] Haruaki
I didn't know how I actually worked!
[12:48] Haruaki
Damn you, Ancestor! You should've
left me an user manual!
[12:52] Haruaki
Ibara-san!
[12:53] Ibara
Mother, please stop this!
This is Rintarou's friend!
[12:59] Shutendouji
You delinquent daughter!
[13:03] Ibara
I-Izuna-kun!
[13:06] Haruaki
That unrelenting sharpness...
[13:09] Hatanaka
Hey, you shitty ol' hag!
[13:11] Hatanaka
What do you think you're doing to my wife?!
[13:14] Ibara
I-Izuna-kun!
[13:15] Hatanaka
Are you hurt at all, Ibara-chan?
[13:18] Haruaki
What?!
[13:20] Haruaki
Ibara-san, you're Izuna-kun's wife?!
[13:22] Marshmallow
I definitely figured as much.
[13:25] Haruaki
Wait, how did he get here?
[13:26] Marshmallow
Ibara-san asked me to get him.
[13:28] Yanagida
And then everyone's hero,
Yanagida, brought them here!
[13:31] Haruaki
Yanagida-kun!
[13:32] Shutendouji
Are you done talking?
[13:39] Ibara
Izuna-kun! Haruaki-kun! Ittan-momen-kun!
[13:42] Shutendouji
What a nuisance...
[13:44] Shutendouji
Kamaitachi, I'll be taking all
of your spirit energy later.
[13:49] Shutendouji
But I'll start with the appetizer.
[13:52] Miki
Wait, Mom!
[13:54] Miki
Please don't! I'll just give you some
more of my spirit power, so please!
[13:58] Shutendouji
What's this?
[13:59] Shutendouji
You seem rather powerless
compared to Ibara, Rintarou.
[14:03] Shutendouji
You poor thing. I consumed too
much of your spirit energy.
[14:07] Shutendouji
Let's see...
[14:08] Miki
Stop!
[14:09] Miki
I said stop!
[14:11] Miki
He's my... frie—
[14:16] Shutendouji
Wh-What is this?
[14:18] Shutendouji
This soul doesn't suit me at all.
[14:20] Shutendouji
Here. You can have his vessel back.
[14:25] Shutendouji
I think something like this
might've happened before.
[14:28] Shutendouji
Rintarou, the sacrifices you
bring me always taste so foul.
[14:38] Miki
This April, he suddenly
transferred to our school.
[14:43] (Flashback) Haruaki
N-Nice to meet you all.
[14:45] (Flashback) Haruaki
I'll be Class 2-3's homeroom
teacher starting today.
[14:48] (Flashback) Haruaki
I'm Haruaki Abe... a human.
[14:51] (Flashback) Haruaki
I-I look forward to working with all of you.
[14:53] Miki
I found out he was the
descendant of Abe no Seimei,
[14:56] Miki
who had a connection with my family...
[14:59] Miki
So I had always considered
the fact that his power
[15:01] Miki
to exorcise demons may come in handy.
[15:05] Miki
But in reality, he turned out
to be disappointingly useless.
[15:09] (Flashback) Hatanaka
I really wish he'd shape up a little.
[15:12] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Not only as a teacher, but as an adult.
[15:14] (Flashback) Hatanaka
He's definitely not friend material.
[15:17] (Flashback) Miki
Yeah.
SIGN Kochin
[15:19] Miki
Or so I thought...
[15:22] (Flashback) Haruaki
I was just a little jealous
of the relationship
[15:25] (Flashback) Haruaki
between Miki-sensei and Hatanaka-sensei.
[15:30] Miki
Eventually, I ended up seeing
a bit of my old self in him,
[15:35] Miki
and I felt some affinity toward him.
[15:38] Miki
I guess even though I'm physically an oni,
[15:40] Miki
my heart just doesn't want
to fully become one.
[15:42] Miki
Though I already knew that since
I couldn't abandon my mother
[15:46] Miki
and kept giving her my spirit energy.
[15:50] Miki
Even when that happened...
[15:53] (Flashback) Shutendouji
I've finally amassed enough power to
break free from this loathsome seal.
[15:58] (Flashback) Shutendouji
Just a little more...
[16:01] Miki
Damn it! She never mentioned her
seal would break, that stupid hag!
[16:06] Miki
What should I do?
[16:07] Miki
I can't waste any time.
[16:09] (Flashback) Miki
Hello? Haruaki-kun?
[16:11] (Flashback) Miki
I was just wonderin' how you were doing.
[16:14] Miki
I'm an oni.
[16:15] (Flashback) Miki
Oh, hey. Why don't you come
over to my place sometime?
[16:19] Miki
Inside and out!
[16:21] Marshmallow
S-Seimei-kun's soul was eaten!
[16:26] Hatanaka
Hey... He hasn't died just yet.
[16:29] Hatanaka
I'll just slice open her stomach
and get his soul out.
[16:32] Shutendouji
Oh? Look at you, getting cocky just
because you cut one of my arms.
[16:40] Miki
You can stop acting cocky, too!
[16:42] Miki
Hurry up and return Haruaki-kun's
soul, you stupid hag!
[16:45] Shutendouji
Oh, how deplorable.
[16:47] Shutendouji
How dare you talk to your mother like that?
[16:53] Hatanaka
Rintarou!
[16:54] Shutendouji
You must understand, Rintarou...
[16:56] Shutendouji
I'm just disciplining you.
[16:58] Shutendouji
This is your mother's love.
[17:01] Miki
What is this? We're both shutendouji...
[17:05] Miki
but I don't stand a chance.
[17:08] Miki
Say, Haruaki-kun...
[17:10] Miki
I'm so mad...
[17:12] Miki
In the end, I'm a half-ass who can't
turn my body and soul into an oni.
[17:17] Ibara
Rintarou...
[17:20] Marshmallow
Hey, big lady!
[17:22] Shutendouji
What is it, little one?
[17:23] Marshmallow
Eat me!
SIGN Safety First
SIGN Safety First
SIGN Safety First
[17:25] Miki
Marshmallow...
[17:26] Marshmallow
Wait for me, Rintarou!
[17:28] Marshmallow
I'm gonna go in her belly and
get Haruaki-kun's soul back!
[17:32] Abe no Seimei
Don't worry. You don't need to do that.
SIGN Safety First
SIGN Safety First
SIGN Safety First
[17:35] Marshmallow
That voice... Seimei-kun?
SIGN Safety First
SIGN Safety First
SIGN Safety First
[17:40] Abe no Seimei
Honestly... How many times must you eat
my soul before you learn your lesson?
[17:44] Hatanaka
What the? She's suddenly in pain.
[17:47] Shutendouji
This soul... Don't tell me it's... Again?!
[17:54] Abe no Seimei
Come now, Haruaki.
This is no time for sleeping.
[17:58] Abe no Seimei
Try doing the thing I couldn't accomplish...
[18:01] Abe no Seimei
but peacefully, okay?
[18:08] Haruaki
Huh? I...
[18:10] Marshmallow
Seimei-kun!
[18:10] Yanagida
Seimei-sensei!
[18:10] Hatanaka/Ibara
Haruaki-kun!
[18:12] Miki
Haruaki-kun...
[18:13] Haruaki
Rintarou-kun, what's wrong?
[18:17] Haruaki
Don't cry...
[18:18] Haruaki
Huh?!
[18:19] Miki
Ow!
[18:20] Haruaki
My exorcism powers seem to be leaking out!
[18:24] Haruaki
Why, though?
[18:25] Miki
We can figure that out later!
[18:27] Miki
We'll stop my mom's movements!
You use your exorcism powers!
[18:31] Haruaki
Aye-aye!
[18:32] Shutendouji
That's not happening!
[18:36] Shutendouji
Kamaitachi!
[18:39] Miki
I'm stopping you for sure this time!
[18:40] Miki
I'm the great youkai
shutendouji, just like you!
[18:45] Yanagida
Seimei-sensei! Now's your chance!
[18:48] Haruaki
Thanks! Hup!
[18:49] Yanagida
I feel dizzy all of a sudden...
[18:53] Haruaki
Right now, I should be able to use more
of my exorcism powers than usual.
[18:57] Haruaki
Come forth, exorcism powers!
[19:06] Shutendouji
You insolent fool!
[19:08] Haruaki
Yikes! That's way more
power than I thought!
[19:11] Haruaki
But at this rate, I'll end
up exorcising everyone!
[19:13] Haruaki
I know!
[19:15] Haruaki
Everyone!
[19:16] Haruaki
I need you all to insult me!
[19:18] Haruaki
I can't tweak these powers on my own!
[19:21] Haruaki
By the way, I'm used to being
called stupid, trash, and garbage,
[19:24] Haruaki
so anything besides that!
[19:25] Hatanaka
Uh... I can't think of anything now
that you've put me on the spot!
[19:29] Miki
Have any of you been watching
Haruaki-kun up until now?
[19:32] Hatanaka
Rintarou...
[19:34] Miki
Haruaki-kun!
[19:35] Miki
The principal said he's gonna
get rid of uniforms next year!
[19:40] Haruaki
Huh?
[19:43] Haruaki
It's a lot smaller now!
[19:45] Haruaki
This will finally bring this
thousand-year grudge to an end!
[19:49] Haruaki
I'll make sure Rintarou-kun
won't ever have to cry again!
[20:02] Hatanaka
Haruaki!
[20:06] Hatanaka
Are you all right?
[20:07] Haruaki
Y-Yeah, somehow...
[20:12] Hatanaka
You're insane. I can feel my spirit
powers draining just by touching you.
[20:16] Haruaki
Whoa, sorry!
[20:17] Haruaki
Man, how do I stop this?
[20:20] Marshmallow
Seimei-kun!
[20:20] Marshmallow
You dropped your trademark beads.
[20:22] Haruaki
Oh, thanks!
[20:24] Haruaki
Thank goodness I didn't lose them.
[20:26] Haruaki
Dad told me to always keep this on...
[20:29] Haruaki
Hey, wait...
[20:31] Marshmallow
Seimei-kun!
[20:32] Hatanaka
Are you all right?
[20:33] Haruaki
I suddenly just felt all
my strength leave me.
[20:36] Hatanaka
Looks like your exorcism powers stopped, too.
[20:39] Haruaki
Really? Thank goodness.
[20:41] Mandragora
Begone, evil spirits!
[20:43] Hatanaka
Ibara-chan, what happened to Shutendouji?
[20:46] Ibara
Well...
[20:47] Ibara
It's not just her spirit power... I think she
lost most of her powers as a youkai, as well.
[20:52] Ibara
She's not really a shutendouji anymore.
[20:54] Ibara
She's more like just a tiny ko-oni now.
[20:58] Haruaki
Rintarou-kun!
[21:00] Haruaki
Just as I promised, I settled it peacefully.
[21:05] Hatanaka
Rintarou, I'm sure you have something to say.
[21:08] Miki
You pushover!
[21:09] Miki
You could've actually died!
Why aren't you getting mad?
[21:13] Hatanaka
Let me translate that. "I'm sorry."
[21:17] Miki
I-I didn't say that.
[21:19] Miki
It's "Thank you."
[21:24] Haruaki
Up until now, it felt like I was
just sort of your friend.
[21:31] Haruaki
So this time... Please
officially become my friend.
[21:37] Miki
You really, truly are... such a pushover.
SIGN 15 Years Ago
[23:18] (Flashback) Torako
I'm so sorry, human child.
[23:21] (Flashback) Torako
Don't go interacting with
youkai in your next life.
[23:25] Abe no Seimei
Goodness...
[23:27] Abe no Seimei
To think I'd still have a connection with
Shutendouji even after being reincarnated.
[23:32] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki
That was a nice nap... Huh? What is this?
[23:36] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki
Huh?
[23:37] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki
What am I doing here?
[23:40] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki
I made friends with a boy my age,
[23:43] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki
and my memories after that are all fuzzy.
[23:46] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki
Come to think of it... that kid with the
giant lump on his head was so pretty!
[23:51] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki
I hope we can become friends
if I ever see him again!
16 - The Great Hyakki Academy Island Chase!!
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[00:01] Small Old Man
Sometimes, he's Takahashi-sensei
from Hyakki Academy.
[00:06] Small Old Man
Sometimes, he's Yanagida-kun,
the ittan-momen.
[00:11] Small Old Man
And sometimes, he's Rensuke
Nyuudou, the cyclops.
[00:15] Small Old Man
But his true identity...
[00:18] Small Old Man
is the police officer who keeps
Hyakki Academy Island safe...
[00:22] Small Old Man
The doppelganger, Yamazaki-san!
[00:27] Small Old Man
He works daily to keep the island safe!
[00:33] Small Old Man
And today's story features Yamazaki-san!
[00:39] Yamazaki
Hold it!
[00:52] Yamazaki
Hold it!
[00:55] Teketeke
What kind of idiot actually waits
when someone tells them to "hold it"?
[01:02] Yamazaki
Damn it!
[01:03] Mandragora Cop A
Yamazaki-san, what happened to the guy?
[01:06] Yamazaki
Looks like he went into the school.
[01:08] Mandragora Cop A
Oh, no!
[01:10] Mandragora Cop B
That place is connected to all
kinds of places across Japan!
[01:13] Mandragora Cop B
He's gonna get away!
[01:16] Yamazaki
Don't worry.
[01:18] Yamazaki
If there's a villain who disturbs the peace,
[01:21] Yamazaki
I will chase them down to
the ends of the earth.
[01:24] Mandragora Cop A
He's now a wanted criminal!
[01:26] Mandragora Cop A
If you find him, you'll get 100 trillion yen!
[01:27] Mandragora Cop B
That's like the national budget.
[01:29] Yamazaki
If he underestimates me, thinking I'm
just some island cop, he'll regret it.
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN Episode 16
"The Great Hyakki
Academy Island Chase!!"
SIGN Laze
SIGN Super Cute
Uniform
Encyclopedia
SIGN Super Cute
Uniform
Encyclopedia
SIGN Haruaki
SIGN Laze
[03:13] Haruaki
The incident at Rintarou-kun's place got
resolved, so I'm just gonna laze around today.
[03:21] Haruaki
No, wait. It's summer vacation.
[03:24] Haruaki
I need to take this chance to talk to
the uniforms so we can grow closer...
[03:29] Haruaki
A visitor?
[03:31] Haruaki
Mom! Are you around?
[03:35] Haruaki
Hello! Who's...
[03:40] Haruaki
I'm not home.
[03:41] Miki
Oh, dear. Well, that's a rather brazen lie.
[03:49] Haruaki
Those are Izuna-kun's kids?
[03:53] Haruaki
But why are you with them, Rintarou-kun?
[03:56] Miki
They said Ibara-neechan's not feeling well,
so they were gonna take her to the hospital.
SIGN Thanks.
SIGN –Hatanaka
[04:02] Miki
And they dumped them on me.
[04:05] Miki
Honestly... Izuna-kun sure doesn't
know how to ask for favors.
[04:08] Miki
So, yeah. Help me babysit them.
[04:11] Haruaki
What?! Why me?
[04:14] Miki
Okay, you little runts. Gather round.
[04:17] Kamae
Busy now.
[04:18] Miki
Want some treats?
SIGN Slide
SIGN Slide
[04:21] Miki
That's right. I love kids
who know how to behave.
[04:25] Miki
All right, go ahead and introduce
yourselves to this old guy here.
[04:29] Haruaki
If I'm an old guy, so are you!
[04:32] Miki
Let's start with Big Sis.
[04:34] Saki
I'm Saki Hatanaka and I'm six years old!
[04:36] Saki
My type is someone who makes
ten million yen a year.
[04:40] Haruaki
W-Wow, you're a bit precocious, aren't you?
[04:43] Haruaki
Are you also a kamaitachi?
[04:45] Saki
Nope, I'm not.
[04:47] Saki
I'm an oni just like Mommy.
[04:50] Saki
That's why I'm really strong.
[04:52] Saki
So...
[04:54] Saki
If you look at me like some creeper,
[04:57] Saki
don't expect to see the
light of day tomorrow,
[05:00] Saki
you lolicon!
[05:01] Haruaki
Uh, I'm not a lolicon!
[05:03] Haruaki
Only call me that if I actually look like one!
[05:05] Haruaki
Not that I would ever do that!
[05:06] Saki
My two little brothers are kamaitachi.
SIGN Kamae
SIGN Taichi
[05:09] Saki
The older one is Kamae,
and the younger one is Taichi.
SIGN No. 1
SIGN No. 2
[05:13] Both
And together, we're Kamaitachi!
[05:16] Saki
I call them Little Bro No. 1 and
Little Bro No. 2 because it's easier.
[05:20] Kamae
Hey, let's play!
[05:23] Haruaki
Huh? Sure. What did you want to play?
[05:25] Kamae
Let's play RPG!
[05:28] Kamae
Curse you, Demon King! I'll defeat you!
[05:31] Kamae
Swoosh!
SIGN Kamae
SIGN m 0 0 l 50 0 50 8 0 8
SIGN Max HP
Max MP
Attack Magic
Healing Magic
Strength
Defense
Agility
Versatility
SIGN m 0 0 l 60 0 64 50 0 50
[05:35] Miki
Curse that stupid four-eyes...
[05:37] Miki
The hell is he teachin' these kids?
[05:49] Saki
I wonder what this room is.
[06:00] Kamae
Vroom, vroom, vroom...
[06:03] Haruaki
H-Hey, let's play some other game.
SIGN Stranger Danger Buzzer
[06:08] Haruaki
Oh, Saki-chan.
[06:10] Haruaki
Did you wander off somewhere?
[06:12] Haruaki
Did you go... to my room?
[06:14] Saki
Come any closer and I'm gonna
push my stranger danger buzzer!
SIGN Stranger
Danger
Buzzer
[06:17] Saki
You perv!
[06:18] Haruaki
A perv?! How?!
[06:20] Saki
What do you plan to do with all those
uniforms you have on your walls?!
[06:23] Haruaki
What am I going to do? Why, that room
just belongs to all of the uniforms!
[06:29] Saki
Little Bro No. 1!
[06:31] Saki
Beat down this perv!
[06:33] Kamae
Begone!
SIGN Kamae
SIGN m 0 0 l 50 0 50 8 0 8
SIGN Max HP
Max MP
Attack Magic
Healing Magic
Strength
Defense
Agility
Versatility
SIGN m 0 0 l 60 0 64 50 0 50
[06:36] Kamae
Swoosh.
[06:40] Miki
Ow...
[06:40] Kamae
I defeated the Pervy Demon King!
[06:43] Haruaki
S-Sa...
[06:43] Kamae
Yay! Yay! Yay!
[06:45] Miki
Sa?
[06:45] Haruaki
Sano-kun!
[06:49] Sano
Man, what's with all the racket?
[06:51] Haruaki
I-Izuna-kun's ki... kids...
[06:55] Haruaki
Th-They called me a perv!
[06:58] Sano
I mean, it's true.
[07:02] Mandragora
Uppercut!
[07:04] Miki
It's a relief to have you
help us out, Sano-kun.
[07:04] Kamae
Wait up!
[07:08] Kamae
Wait up!
[07:09] Miki
Those little runts will play
until they're outta gas,
[07:12] Miki
so we adults really can't keep up.
[07:14] Sano
You're totally planning on
slacking off, aren't you?
[07:17] Miki
I see your habit of saying exactly what's on
your mind hasn't changed since last year.
[07:23] Miki
Keep that up, and you're gonna
lose out when you're older.
[07:27] Haruaki
Well, that's part of Sano-kun's charm, too.
[07:30] Sano
What?
[07:31] Sano
Quit acting like some good adult,
you perv with a uniform fetish.
[07:35] Haruaki
Why am I getting dragged into it?!
[07:38] Teketeke
I somehow managed to escape...
[07:40] Kamae
Hey!
[07:41] Kamae
What's this giant house?
[07:44] Haruaki
You can't go in there!
[07:46] Haruaki
That's called a storehouse, and it's
got a lot of valuable things inside.
[07:51] Saki
A storehouse, you say?
[07:53] Saki
Maybe he's wealthy after all.
[07:55] Haruaki
Anyway, there are a lot of valuable
and important things in there,
[08:00] Haruaki
so don't go near it, okay?
[08:02] Teketeke
Valuable and important things, eh?
[08:05] Mandragora
You're under arrest!
[08:07] Kamae
Hey, old guy!
[08:09] Miki
Can Big Brother help you?
[08:12] Kamae
I'm hungry. I wanna eat something.
[08:15] Miki
Well, I guess it is lunchtime.
[08:18] Haruaki
Want me to make something?
[08:19] Miki
Huh? You can cook?
[08:22] Haruaki
If it's like instant noodles, yeah.
[08:24] Miki
That's not called cooking.
[08:25] Haruaki
H-Hey, don't judge! Then what
about you, Rintarou-kun?
[08:29] Saki
Oh? Little Bro No.1 and 2 aren't here.
[08:34] Haruaki
What?! Don't tell me they
went into the storehouse!
[08:37] Sano
No! Look over there!
[08:40] Kamae
Hup, hup...
[08:42] Haruaki
Oh, no! They're heading out!
[08:44] Saki
Let's go after them!
[08:46] Kamae
Let's go play outside.
[08:56] Kamae
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
[08:58] Saki
Number 1?!
[08:59] Haruaki
What's the matter?
[09:00] Kamae
Little Bro No. 2 got taken
away by some grandpa!
[09:04] Haruaki
Some grandpa? Like my neighbor?
[09:07] Sano
Wait, was he found in his kamaitachi form?
[09:10] Sano
That's not good.
[09:11] Miki
It's a crime for a youkai be seen
in their usual forms by humans.
[09:16] Haruaki
That's not good!
[09:17] Sano
Yeah, I just said that.
[09:19] Haruaki
No, I mean, my neighbor is...
[09:24] Neighbor
We're having weasel hot pot tonight!
[09:30] Haruaki
...a guy who'll eat anything!
[09:36] Miki
No, no, no!
[09:38] Haruaki
Pardon me!
[09:39] Saki
Little Bro No. 2!
[09:41] Kamae
Number 2!
[09:42] Haruaki
I know! Now's the time for...
[09:45] Sano
...the power of a yakubyougami!
[09:58] Sano
Sorry. Since this was so sudden,
this was the best I could do.
[10:03] Haruaki
You didn't mean that apology at all!
[10:05] Haruaki
Minus one point!
[10:12] Haruaki
N-Number 2!
[10:15] Miki
No, no, no, no!
[10:28] Haruaki
Please make it in time!
[10:34] Neighbor
Aiyah...
[10:36] Haruaki and Miki
That's hot!
SIGN That's hot!
[10:40] Taichi
Swoosh.
[10:41] Small Old Man
Ten points!
[10:42] Saki
That was amazing, Little Bro No. 2!
[10:43] Saki
Nice sickle!
[10:44] Kamae
Wow! That was so cool!
[10:46] Saki
Thank goodness! It looks like you're okay.
[10:49] Sano
These two sure aren't.
[10:53] Neighbor
You're...
[10:55] Neighbor
Ain't you Haruaki-kun from next door?
[10:59] Haruaki
This is our weasel. Sorry for the trouble!
[11:03] Mandragora
Scadaddly doo!
[11:05] Haruaki
Thank goodness he was safe.
[11:07] Saki
Jeez. It's okay to cause trouble, but you
can't go outside without permission!
[11:12] Miki
Could you maybe not cause
any trouble, either?
[11:16] Amaaki
Who the hell are you?!
[11:19] Haruaki
Ame?
[11:21] Haruaki
What's wrong? What're you shouting for?
[11:24] Haruaki
Weren't you helping out at the shrine today?
[11:26] Amaaki
Haru! Look up there!
[11:31] Haruaki
A-A-A robber?!
[11:33] Amaaki
He ransacked the storehouse and
is tryin' to make off with the loot!
[11:36] Yamazaki
Give yourself up, Bandit Teketeke!
[11:46] Amaaki
A y-y-y-y-y-y-youkai?!
[11:51] Haruaki
Yamazaki-san?!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[12:01] Yamazaki
Surrender right now, Bandit Teketeke!
[12:04] Teketeke
You never give up, huh?
[12:06] Teketeke
Just try an' catch me!
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[12:13] Small Old Man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
[12:15] Small Old Man
Teketeke.
[12:16] Small Old Man
A youkai missing the lower half of its body.
[12:18] Small Old Man
It uses its two hands to
move at incredible speeds.
[12:22] Amaaki
So it is a youkai!
[12:26] Sano
Why didja have to fall toward me?
[12:31] Teketeke
I can't wait to see what's inside!
[12:35] Haruaki
That's our family heirloom!
[12:37] Sano
Is it important?
[12:38] Haruaki
It's super valuable!
[12:40] Haruaki
I'm not gonna let you steal that!
[12:42] Haruaki
Give it back!
[12:44] Teketeke
Guess this must be really valuable.
[12:46] Teketeke
I'll happily take it off your hands, then!
[12:50] Yamazaki
Hold it!
[12:52] Miki
They've been chasin' him all
the way from the island?
[12:55] Miki
Yamazaki-san sure is dedicated.
[13:01] Mandragora Cop A
That's because Yamazaki-san
is a hero of justice.
[13:04] Mandragora Cop B
Are any of you hurt?
[13:06] Mandragora Cop B
Did he take anything else?
[13:08] Kamae
Police officers!
[13:10] Kamae
So cool!
[13:11] Mandragora Cop A
Our job is to protect the people!
[13:15] Mandragora Cop B
If you have any questions
or concerns, let us know.
[13:19] Saki
So how much do you guys make in a year?
[13:24] Miki
Well, I guess that is important.
[13:27] Haruaki
I'm not sure if I can say she's got a
good head on her shoulders or not...
SIGN Menacing
[13:32] Mandragora Cop A
What a mighty fine storehouse!
[13:35] Mandragora Cop A
Er...
[13:38] Mandragora Cop A
So, a murder took place here...
[13:41] Haruaki
Not at all! We just said we got robbed!
[13:48] Haruaki
Could you check out the
crime scene properly, please?
[13:50] Haruaki
Do your job!
[13:51] Mandragora Cop A
Okey.
[13:53] Mandragora Cop B
All right, let's have a look-see.
[13:55] Mandragora Cop B
Well, dang. This place got
messed up real good.
[13:59] Mandragora Cop A
Well, let's see...
[14:05] Mandragora Cop B
Man, he got this place good.
[14:08] Mandragora Cop A
Let's see... Did the robber
leave anything behind?
[14:13] Yamazaki
This is Yamazaki!
[14:14] Yamazaki
I'm having difficulty pursuing Teketeke!
He's reached the city center!
[14:17] Yamazaki
Requesting backup!
[14:19] Mandragora Cop A
We can't just sit around here!
[14:20] Mandragora Cop B
We need to go after Teketeke, too!
[14:23] Haruaki
I guess he's having trouble...
[14:25] Mandragora Cop A
Hey, cop car!
[14:32] Mandragora Cop A
Don't you worry!
[14:33] Mandragora Cop B
Leave this case to us!
[14:36] Haruaki
I'll go after the thief, too!
[14:38] Miki
You're being awfully proactive.
[14:40] Haruaki
I mean, he took something
from the storehouse!
[14:43] Haruaki
I can't just stand here and do nothing!
[14:48] Haruaki
Ow...
[14:51] Haruaki
My foot got caught on... Wait, what?!
[14:54] Kamae
You're under arrest!
[14:57] Sano
Why do I have to be stuck
with him, of all people?
[15:01] Haruaki
You shouldn't play with handcuffs!
[15:04] Miki
The keys to those should be somewhere.
[15:06] Miki
So for now, let's just wait patiently
until the officers get back.
[15:11] Haruaki
No, let's go!
[15:13] Haruaki
With how fast Sano-kun and I are,
[15:15] Haruaki
I'm sure we'll be able to catch the robber!
[15:18] Sano
Damn it. Fine. Let's go.
[15:22] Sano
We're doing this
three-legged race style.
[15:24] Haruaki
Yeah! I'm sure we'll be perfectly in sync.
[15:27] Sano
Okay, right leg first.
[15:28] Haruaki
Okay! Ready, and...
SIGN Flop
SIGN Flop
SIGN Flop
SIGN Flop
SIGN Flop
SIGN Flop
[15:32] Sano
The hell are you doing, you idiot?!
[15:34] Haruaki
You said to start with the right!
[15:36] Sano
I meant my right leg!
[15:38] Haruaki
You weren't clear!
[15:40] Haruaki
Minus five points!
[15:42] Sano
Shut up with that minus crap!
[15:44] Haruaki
Come on! One more time!
[15:45] Haruaki
We're starting with the left this time!
[15:46] Sano
We're starting with my left!
[15:47] Amaaki
How the hell is that in sync?
[15:50] Miki
We're gettin' nowhere.
[15:52] Yamazaki
Hold it!
[15:54] Teketeke
You're too slow!
[15:58] Yamazaki
How dare he take a route
where he'd get noticed?!
[16:00] Yamazaki
I need to catch him fast!
[16:03] Yamazaki
You must surrender!
[16:05] Yamazaki
Being seen by a human in your
youkai form is against the law!
[16:10] Yamazaki
Don't make this worse for you!
[16:12] Teketeke
As long as you don't catch me,
I win! I'm outta here!
[16:17] Yamazaki
Damn it! I'm not gonna catch him!
[16:20] Yamazaki
I need to think of a plan!
[16:22] Teketeke
See ya, loser!
[16:24] Sano; Haruaki
One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
[16:33] Haruaki
All right! We caught up with
you, storehouse robber!
[16:36] Teketeke
Who the hell are you guys?
What kind of youkai are you?
[16:38] Haruaki
I'm a human!
[16:39] Sano
And I'm a yakubyougami!
[16:40] Teketeke
Then I'll just climb back up and...
[16:44] Mandragora Cop A
Where is he?!
[16:47] Teketeke
Tch!
[16:48] Haruaki
You're not getting away!
[16:49] Sano
Just get caught by the cops already.
[16:51] Teketeke
Heh! You ain't no coppers!
What can you even do?
[16:55] Haruaki
We can at least stall you!
[16:56] Both
Take this!
[16:58] Haruaki
My...
[16:59] Sano
My...
[16:59] Haruaki
Power to exorcise demons!
[17:01] Sano
Youkai magic!
[17:14] Haruaki
Sorry! I still can't control my powers!
[17:20] Sano
Sadly, neither can I.
[17:22] Amaaki
Haru!
[17:26] Amaaki
Are you all right, Haru?
[17:27] Haruaki
Ame! What are you doing here?
It's dangerous! Get back!
[17:31] Amaaki
I came because I was worried.
[17:35] Amaaki
Eek! A youkai!
[17:37] Teketeke
I knew it. You're scared
of youkai, aren't ya?
[17:40] Haruaki
Don't, Ame! Get out of here now!
[17:44] Teketeke
Looks like God's on my side!
[17:49] Teketeke
Hey, weirdos! If you want
this guy to live, step back!
[17:54] Sano
Damn it... Is there nothing we can do?
[17:59] Amaaki
Actually... Since you stalled him for me...
[18:02] Teketeke
Eh? Huh?!
[18:08] Amaaki
I was able to corner this thief!
[18:12] Teketeke
Wh-Who the hell are you?!
[18:18] Yamazaki
The youkai police!
[18:20] Sano
That's...
[18:21] Haruaki
Yamazaki-san!
[18:23] Teketeke
Damn it! You're a copper! Let go of me!
[18:27] Yamazaki
Don't go underestimating...
[18:31] Yamazaki
a police officer!
[18:37] Yamazaki
14:33...
[18:41] Yamazaki
The perp has been captured.
[18:45] Mandragora Cop A
And that's that!
[18:48] Sano
That sucked.
[18:50] Haruaki
Sorry about that, Sano-kun.
[18:51] Sano
Eh, we gotta look out
for each other, I guess.
[18:54] Yamazaki
Well... I was able to capture
the thief thanks to you two.
[19:00] Yamazaki
Thank you.
[19:01] Mandragora Cop B
Go on, get in there.
[19:03] Teketeke
Boo...
[19:05] Yamazaki
Sorry about that, Abe-sensei.
[19:07] Yamazaki
It must've been surprising when
I borrowed your brother's form.
[19:10] Haruaki
Oh! It's fine!
[19:12] Haruaki
I actually had a feeling
that something was off.
[19:15] Sano
I'm surprised you knew.
[19:16] Haruaki
Well, he is my older brother.
[19:19] Yamazaki
I saw him get rather scared around Teketeke,
[19:22] Yamazaki
so I thought I could use
that to get his guard down.
[19:25] Haruaki
I see. You really are a great
doppelganger police officer.
[19:30] Yamazaki
Let me know if you ever
need anything, Abe-sensei!
[19:35] Yamazaki
Here's this back.
It's important to you, right?
[19:38] Haruaki
Yes! Thank you very much!
[19:43] Haruaki
I'm home!
[19:45] Hatanaka
Hey.
[19:46] Haruaki
Izuna-kun! You came to get the kids!
[19:50] Hatanaka
Sorry. Sounds like you went
through a lot of trouble.
[19:54] Hatanaka
Let me make it up to you sometime.
[19:56] Haruaki
Really? Then let's go out somewhere...
[20:00] Haruaki
Oh, yeah. Is Ibara-san okay?
[20:04] Hatanaka
Er, well...
[20:06] Hatanaka
I took her to the hospital, and...
[20:10] Hatanaka
It looks like our fourth kid is on the way.
[20:13] Kamae
Really?!
[20:14] Hatanaka
Yup, really!
[20:16] Saki
Yay! Keep it up until we have
our own baseball team, Daddy!
[20:22] Hatanaka
I'll make two teams so we
can all play each other!
SIGN That's
18
[20:27] Hatanaka
So, yeah. Once our fourth gets big enough,
I hope you'll play with them, too.
[20:33] Both
Wha?
[20:34] Sano
So what's in this thing, anyway?
[20:38] Haruaki
What? Are you curious?
[20:40] Haruaki
Oh, if you insist.
[20:42] Haruaki
I guess I'll be nice and show you.
[20:55] Haruaki
Ta-da! The thing inside...
[20:59] Haruaki
was a limited-edition golden nurse uniform!
[21:09] Saki
He really is a perv!
[21:12] Saki
You perv! You perv! You perv! You perv!
[21:16] Sano
Don't put something like that
in your damn storehouse!
[21:18] Hatanaka
You'll rot my kids' heads!
[21:20] Miki
The hell is the purpose of that?!
[21:22] Haruaki
Aw, man... Why are you guys
treating me like this?
[21:27] All
Because you're a perv!
[21:32] Small Old Man
After that, Yamazaki-san was...
[21:35] Yamazaki
For crying out loud...
[21:36] Yamazaki
I'm a police officer, but I ended up showing
my youkai form in front of humans...
[21:41] Yamazaki
How pathetic.
[21:44] Takahashi
Is that your written apology?
I've never seen you fill one out.
[21:47] Yamazaki
Shut up. It's my first time writing one.
[21:51] Takahashi
Anyway, it's rare for you to get so worked up.
[21:56] Yamazaki
It's to protect the peace on our island.
[21:59] Yamazaki
I am one of Hyakki Academy Island's
police officers, after all!
17 - Summer! The Ocean! Huh? It's Already August 31st...
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[00:00] Hijita
Yeah!
[00:02] Hijita
Blue seas! White beaches!
[00:05] Hijita
The blazing sun shining down on us!
[00:07] Hijita
We've finally arrived! The summer sea!
[00:10] Hijita
But we're not here for the sea.
[00:14] Sano
Wait, weren't you guys going
to do some fishing?
[00:17] Sano
Where's your gear?
[00:18] Hijita
Yeah! We've got our lure ready.
[00:22] Sano
You seem excited.
[00:25] Mamekichi
If you catch any, share them with us.
[00:27] Hijita
But of course!
[00:29] Hijita
That's right... What we're here for...
[00:32] Girls
Oh, no!
[00:32] Hijita
is to get us some beachside babes
using a lure named Sano!
[00:37] Hijita
...using a lure named Sano!
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...using a lure named Sano!
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"Summer! The Ocean! Huh?
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[02:13] Hijita
Oh, come on, you two.
[02:16] Hijita
Why are you playing in this
tucked-away corner of the beach?
[02:19] Hijita
You need to head more toward
the center of the beach.
[02:25] Mamekichi
Sano-kun, let's hurry up and build this.
[02:27] Sano
Yeah.
[02:28] Girl Yokai
Hey there.
[02:31] Hijita
Oh? Looks like we've got a bite.
[02:34] Tamao
Must be nice being a hot guy.
[02:36] Girl Yokai 1
What are you making?
[02:38] Sano
A tanuki.
[02:39] Girl Yokai 2
So cute! Can we take a
pic and put it online?
[02:42] Sano
What? You're putting it online?
Then we'll need to up the quality.
[02:47] Hijita
All right, now!
[02:49] Guys
We're these guys' friends!
[02:52] Girl Yokai 2
Oh, okay. Then we'd like to help, too.
[02:54] Mamekichi
Hey.
[02:55] Mamekichi
What d'you think you're doing,
tryin' to seduce my Sano-kun, lady?
[03:00] Girl yokais
S-Sorry about that!
[03:02] Hijita
Aw, man! They caught the fish and let them go!
[03:06] Tamao
His darkness is deep.
[03:08] Mamekichi
Those girls aren't your
type, are they, Sano-kun?
[03:11] Mamekichi
You like tanukis, right?
[03:14] Mamekichi
Did you see those boobs?
[03:16] Mamekichi
They weren't fluffy at all.
They were all bouncy.
[03:20] Sano
Yeah, I guess I like fluffy tanukis more.
[03:25] Hijita
Man, Sano's overbearing
tanuki is gonna be an issue.
[03:28] Mujina
We're not gonna be able to use Sano
as long as that tanuki's around.
[03:30] Maeda
You dummy! You want bouncy! Not fluffy!
[03:33] Toubyou
We've immediately lost our secret weapon.
[03:37] Kuniko
Huh? You boys came to the beach, too?
[03:44] All
Wow!
[03:46] Marilyn
Hey, the boys are looking
at us with lewd eyes.
[03:49] Daisy
Oh, jeez. I guess they're
going through puberty.
[03:52] Hijita
We aren't looking at you. Why are you even
hiding bits you don't usually hide?
[03:56] Beniko
Hey, Hijita.
[03:58] Hijita
That voice...
[03:59] Hijita
Beni-cha—
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[04:03] Boys
Oh...
[04:05] Hijita
What's with that getup?
[04:06] Beniko
I'm about to go catch some fish,
so I prioritized functionality.
[04:10] Beniko
We're gonna be dining on shark fin tonight!
[04:13] Hijita
You're gonna catch a shark?!
[04:15] Marilyn
By the way, why aren't you going in the water?
[04:18] Fuji
We've been trying to pick up
some girls around here.
[04:21] Boys
You idiot! Don't tell them, Fuji!
[04:23] Marilyn
That's what you were doing?
[04:26] Daisy
Ugh, you're the worst.
[04:27] Kuniko; Momoyama
Does that mean...
[04:28] Kuniko
Nyuudou-kun, too?
[04:28] Momoyama
Sano-kun, too?!
[04:29] Kuniko; Momoyama
Shock!
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[04:31] Marilyn
Let's ignore those dumb
boys and go swimming.
[04:34] Boy
Hey! Wait!
[04:36] Renjou
I'm disappointed in you, Nyuudou.
[04:39] Renjou
I guess I can't trust you with Kuniko after all.
[04:42] Nyuudou
Huh? Renjou, what do you mean by that?
[04:48] Tamao
Oh, no! My chance to finally talk to some girls!
[04:52] Mujina
I mean, most of the girls in our
class already have someone.
[04:56] Mujina
Right, Nyuudou?
[04:57] Nyuudou
Seriously, why do you all keep asking me?
[05:00] Fuji
Oh, fine.
[05:02] Fuji
I'll go talk to a few of the girls around here.
[05:05] Maeda
Whoa, really, Fuji?
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[05:07] Odawara
You have some expert technique?
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[05:09] Odawara
Oh, also, did you cut your hair?
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[05:11] Fuji
I usually wear extensions.
[05:14] Hijita
Well, anyway, now we finally...
[05:17] Guy
Hey there, miss...
[05:18] Hijita
Beniko?
[05:19] Hijita
Wait, are they hitting on her?
[05:22] Guy
Right over there...
[05:29] Hijita
Hey!
[05:30] Hijita
Who do you think you are,
talking to my Beniko?!
[05:33] Hijita
And why're you going with them?
[05:36] Beniko
Apparently, I can't go with you guys,
so I guess I'll just explain it.
[05:41] Beniko
Turn at that beach hut,
then go three beach huts down,
[05:45] Beniko
and inside the beach hut across
from the beach hut next door,
[05:48] Beniko
you'll find a private...
[05:50] Hijita
Private...?
[05:51] Beniko
...men's bathroom.
[05:53] Hijita
Huh?
[05:54] Beniko
You should probably hurry up
or you'll have an accident.
[05:56] Guy 1
Thank you very much!
[05:58] Guy 1
I'm gonna explode!
[06:01] Hijita
What the hell? They weren't hitting on you?
[06:04] Beniko
So, when did I become your Beniko?
[06:07] Hijita
Shut up! I was just going with the flow.
[06:09] Beniko
Uh-huh...
[06:10] Hijita
What're you laughing for, huh?!
[06:12] Tamao
Oh, there you are!
[06:14] Tamao
Hijita!
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[06:16] Tamao
There's trouble.
[06:17] Tamao
Utagawa-chan and the others
are over there, and...
[06:21] Kuniko
Please let us go!
[06:22] Umibouzu
Aw, come on. Go on a date with us.
[06:25] Funa Yuurei
You're all cute. What kind of youkai are you?
[06:28] Funa Yuurei
Oh, we're an umibouzu and a funa yuurei.
[06:36] Hijita
Hey, jerks.
[06:37] Hijita
Who said you could hit on our classmates?
[06:40] Kuniko
Everyone!
[06:41] Marilyn
Uh, you guys came to the
beach to hit on girls, too.
[06:44] Hijita
Well, we're allowed to!
[06:46] Umibouzu
Ah, so you're a dorotabou.
[06:48] Umibouzu
Some hick youkai from Tohoku's
picking a fight with sea youkai?
[06:52] Funa Yuurei
Go home and plant some rice or something.
[06:55] Hijita
The hell did you say?!
[06:56] Nyuudou
Let the girls go already.
Clearly, they're not interested!
[06:59] Funa Yuurei
Shut up!
[07:04] Funa Yuurei
Come on, now. If you don't
run, I'm gonna drown you.
[07:08] Small Old Man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
[07:10] Small Old Man
Funa yuurei.
[07:11] Small Old Man
They're youkai that use a ladle to pour
water into your ships to sink them.
[07:17] Kuniko
Hey! Stop that!
[07:21] Funa Yuurei
I guess I can think about it if you'll date me.
[07:25] Nyuudou
Hey! Wait, we're gonna die!
[07:28] Fuji
Maybe you should cool down a bit.
[07:31] Maeda
You guys are embarrassing
me as a fellow sea youkai.
[07:34] Funa Yuurei
A merman, eh?
[07:37] Maeda
Fuji!
[07:42] Umibouzu
Whoa! I'm freezing up!
[07:44] Hijita
Good job, you two!
[07:45] Yanagida
Girls! Hop on over here!
[07:49] Yanagida
Right onto my back!
[07:56] Yanagida
All right! Rescue complete!
[07:58] Hijita
Now! Class 3, charge!
[08:01] Mujina
We're also frozen and can't move!
[08:07] Mamekichi
Wow, it's almost complete.
[08:09] Sano
Just a little more.
[08:10] Funa Yuurei
Damn it... Take this!
[08:15] Sano
Okay, just a little—
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[08:23] Hijita
Hah! Where are you even aiming?
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[08:26] Odawara
Guys! Behind us!
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[08:34] Hijita
H-Hey, Sano, what're you...
[08:37] Mujina
Crap! Sano's so pissed that he used his
youkai magic to summon storm clouds!
[08:42] Hijita
He's planning to kill all of us!
[08:45] Nyuudou
Everyone, get out of the water!
[08:46] Odawara
We can't! We're frozen, too!
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[08:52] Sano
All right. Time for some divine punishment.
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[09:07] Mamekichi
All done!
[09:09] Mamekichi
What a cute tanuki!
[09:10] Sano
Yeah.
[09:12] Mamekichi
By the way...
[09:15] Mamekichi
Why is everyone sleeping?
[09:17] Sano
Who knows? They probably got
tired from playing so much.
[09:20] Sano
Let's take pictures.
[09:21] Mamekichi
Yeah, totally.
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[09:26] Beniko; Hijita; Nyuudou
So exhausted...
[09:29] Beniko
See you later.
[09:30] Hijita
Yup.
[09:32] Hijita
Man, I'm still all numb
from Sano's youkai magic.
[09:37] Nyuudou
Me, too.
[09:38] Hijita
Yeah, I'm done. I'm gonna sleep.
[09:41] Nyuudou
Me, too.
[09:43] Hijita Mom
Hey, you two.
[09:45] Hijita
What? We're done for the day.
[09:49] Hijita
You can complain to us tomorrow.
[09:50] Hijita Mom
And do you realize what day tomorrow is?
[09:53] Hijita
Huh?
[09:55] Nyuudou
What day?
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[10:03] Nyuudou
It's August 31st, right?
[10:07] Hijita
Oh, crap!
[10:11] Hijita
I... haven't done any of my homework!
[10:16] Nyuudou
Dumbass.
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[10:26] Haruaki
Wow... A report about youkai
births and breeding, huh?
[10:31] Haruaki
That seems pretty interesting.
[10:33] Sano
But I don't really get it.
[10:36] Haruaki
Oh, then let's ask everyone else.
[10:42] Yanagida
So...
[10:44] Yanagida
I'm so glad you called me first.
[10:48] Haruaki
Er... If we call you last, we
might have an explosive ending.
[10:52] Yanagida
Yeah, about that...
[10:54] Yanagida
I've prepared a special Yanagida
firework to help celebrate summer!
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[10:59] Sano
Put that away! Right now!
[11:01] Yanagida
See how this pans out in about ten minutes.
[11:03] Yanagida
Look forward to it!
[11:04] Both
No, seriously, don't!
[11:06] Yanagida
So, you were asking how
ittan-momen are born?
[11:09] Yanagida
In my case...
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[11:12] (Flashback) Yanagida Mom
I thought the lucky bag had a loin
cloth in it, but it was an ittan-momen.
[11:17] (Flashback) Yanagida
Goo goo.
[11:18] (Flashback) Yanagida Dad
Guess we have a son now.
[11:20] Haruaki
Why were you like some bonus prize?
[11:22] Yanagida
Incidentally, Brogida, who's
an ittan-paper, was born...
[11:25] (Flashback) Yanagida Dad
I thought some paper was stuck in the copier,
but one sheet was actually a youkai.
[11:31] Haruaki
Why were you guys just stuck in something?
[11:33] Yanagida
I think we were originally just cloth,
and then my parents touched us,
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causing their spirit energy to flow
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[11:41] Haruaki
I see. That's interesting.
[11:45] Haruaki
Let's ask the other students, too.
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[11:51] Mamekichi
Hmm... Let's see...
[11:54] Mamekichi
When you have two animal youkai parents,
[11:56] Mamekichi
you end up with dozens of siblings like me.
[11:59] Hatanaka
Kamaitachi!
[12:00] Mamekichi
Hatanaka-sensei and Akisame-kun also
said they have a bunch of siblings.
[12:01] Tamao
Nekomata!
[12:04] Haruaki
Wow...
[12:06] Mamekichi
Animal youkai are basically just
like their animal counterparts.
[12:12] Mamekichi
So it'd probably be more interesting to
ask some inorganic youkai about this.
[12:17] Haruaki
Good idea! Then, next...
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[12:21] Odawara
It's a bit messy, but come in.
[12:24] Haruaki
So many lights...
[12:27] Odawara
So... As for how chouchin-kozous are born...
[12:33] Odawara
See? One was born just now.
[12:36] Haruaki
It was born from that?!
[12:38] Haruaki
Wait, are you the one
creating chouchin-kozous?
[12:41] Odawara
Yup! I'm actually the first
chouchin-kozou in Japan!
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[12:45] Odawara
Believe it or not, I'm over 300 years old.
[12:48] Haruaki
What?! I had no idea!
[12:50] Odawara
Originally...
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You're under arrest!
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[12:54] Odawara
Back in the 1700s during the Edo Period,
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there was a lantern that
the police back then used.
[13:00] Odawara
Then the souls of some criminals just
happened to enter it, and I was born.
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Huh...
[13:07] Odawara
I think most inorganic youkai
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turn into youkai by gaining
spirit energy or souls.
[13:14] Daisy
Umbrella!
[13:15] Odawara
I think that's what happened with Daisy, too.
[13:17] Sano
This is the most youkai-sounding
thing so far.
[13:20] Haruaki
Right?
[13:24] Hijita
Well, as you've probably figured out...
[13:26] Hijita
I was born from a rice paddy.
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Heave-ho!
[13:30] Hijita
When two dorotabous till a field
together, one more is born.
[13:35] Haruaki
So what happens when their partner isn't
a dorotabou? Like with your sister?
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[13:40] Hijita
Just like with Hatanaka's family, they'll be born
as either their mom's species or their dad's.
[13:46] Hijita
Though rarely, a youkai that's half of
each is born, creating a new youkai,
[13:49] Hijita
but you have to go to the youkai ministry and...
[13:51] Nyuudou
Hey.
[13:53] Hijita
Er... never mind about that.
[13:56] Nyuudou
Hijita's mom wants to know if you
guys want some chilled ramen, too.
[14:00] Haruaki
Oh, that'd be great, thanks.
[14:03] Nyuudou
Okay.
[14:06] Hijita
Anyway, I think that's about all I know.
[14:08] Sano
I see. So both parents don't
have to be the same youkai.
[14:13] Haruaki
Maybe there'll be more youkai and
human couples in the future, too.
[14:17] Hijita
I mean, they exist... but it's not great.
[14:22] Hijita
Especially if the mom is a human.
[14:26] Hijita
Giving birth to a youkai child
takes a lot out of a human mom.
[14:31] Haruaki
I see. I guess that's a problem that can
come up if their races are different.
[14:36] Hijita
By the way...
[14:40] Hijita
All the stuff you took notes on so far
about youkai births... Could I copy it?
[14:43] Hijita
I haven't finished any of
my homework whatsoever!
[14:46] Sano
No.
[14:47] Hijita
Please.
[14:47] Sano
No.
[14:48] Hijita
Please.
[14:48] Sano
No.
[14:49] Hijita
Please!
[14:49] Sano
I said no, damn it!
[14:51] Takahashi
Huh...
[14:53] Takahashi
Miki-sensei sure assigns
some interesting homework.
[14:56] Haruaki
So we were hoping to hear about
a dodomeki youkai like yourself,
[14:59] Haruaki
as well as Takahashi-sensei.
[15:01] Takahashi
I was born from a mother and a
father, just like humans are.
[15:05] Takahashi
But as for how dodomeki youkai first
came to be, a long time ago...
[15:08] Takahashi
A thief suddenly had a bunch of
eyeballs appear on their body.
[15:13] Takahashi
It was almost like the eyes were
watching their evil deeds.
[15:18] Takahashi
That basically sounds like a curse the gods
bestowed upon a criminal, doesn't it?
[15:25] Takahashi
Incidentally, my nurses
are the exact opposite
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of being born from the souls
of the dead, like Odawara-kun.
[15:32] Haruaki
The opposite?
[15:34] Takahashi
It's a case where a soulless human
corpse turned into a youkai.
[15:39] Takahashi
Actually, I'm making one right now.
[15:44] Takahashi
Do you want to see?
[15:47] Haruaki
No, that's okay! Thanks a lot!
[15:51] Yamazaki
How are doppelgangers born?
[15:55] Yamazaki
Oh, is that all? I thought you guys came
here to confess, so I threw you in there.
[15:59] Haruaki
Talk about jumping the gun!
[16:00] Yamazaki
Sorry about that.
[16:02] Yamazaki
As for how doppelgangers are created...
[16:05] Yamazaki
There's really no reason why they come to be.
[16:09] Haruaki
Uh, what do you mean by that?
[16:11] Yamazaki
They just happen to appear at random one day.
[16:15] Yamazaki
I actually think a lot of
youkai are born that way.
[16:19] Yamazaki
And...
[16:20] Yamazaki
According to one theory, the gods
created all youkai as divine punishment.
[16:26] Haruaki
Divine punishment?
[16:28] Yamazaki
Supposedly, the gods changed humans who
did evil deeds into something not human...
[16:33] Yamazaki
And that's originally how youkai came to be.
[16:36] Yamazaki
It could be that youkai were
created to make sure we could tell
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which humans he had bestowed
divine punishment upon.
[16:43] Yanagida
I, uh, see gods sometimes, but I hate 'em.
[16:46] Yanagida
They look at us like we're some criminals.
[16:49] Yanagida
Not to mention, they're originally
supposed to protect humans,
[16:52] Yanagida
so when it comes to youkai who
walked off the beaten path...
[16:54] Yanagida
They probably think we're
not worth protecting.
[16:58] Haruaki
I-I mean, this isn't the best
conversation, even if you're a youkai.
[17:02] Haruaki
I think that's enough talk about gods.
[17:07] Haruaki
Boy, we sure did learn
a lot about youkai today.
[17:12] Sano
Yeah.
[17:20] Haruaki
I-I know!
[17:22] Haruaki
Hey, so when it comes to
my brother and my names...
[17:25] Sano
Seimei...
[17:27] Sano
You've already realized it, haven't you?
[17:33] Sano
That I'm not a youkai.
[17:36] Seimei
Yeah.
[17:38] Seimei
You're one of those gods that we
were just talking about, right?
[17:44] Sano
When did you realize it?
[17:48] Haruaki
Well, actually...
[17:50] Haruaki
The first day I started teaching.
[17:52] Sano
Huh? The first day?
[17:54] Sano
What?
[17:55] Haruaki
W-Well, you see...
when I took attendance...
SIGN Mikoto Sano
SIGN Yakubyougami
SIGN Address: Shimane Prefecture
Izumo City,
Takamagahara 4-chome
SIGN <Notes>
SIGN He caused a problem when he was in
middle school, and was transferred from
the gods' school and sent to a youkai
middle school in the Chugoku and Shikoku
regions. Overall, he keeps his spirit
power under control. Caution
necessary.
SIGN m 0 0 l 291 0 291 50 0 75
[18:00] Haruaki
there happened to be
a bookmark on that page.
[18:04] Haruaki
I figured all of the teachers knew.
[18:07] Sano
Seriously...
[18:08] Haruaki
Huh?
[18:10] Sano
That's literally toward the very beginning!
[18:13] Sano
Why did you act like you didn't
know this whole time, huh?!
[18:15] Haruaki
Bcause I thought you were like the Ogata twins
[18:18] Haruaki
and used to be a god and
you turned into a youkai!
[18:22] Haruaki
But you weren't in the Youkai Dictionary...
[18:25] Haruaki
Plus, my power to exorcise demons
managed to get Ogata-kun
[18:27] Haruaki
and the others to pass out,
but it didn't really affect you.
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[18:32] Haruaki
Oh, I see... I guess Sano-kun's still a god.
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[18:35] Haruaki
I realized it, but it seemed like a touchy
subject, so I just ignored it until today!
[18:44] Haruaki
Then there was Momoyama's perfume
that had youkai pheromones...
[18:47] Haruaki
You actually have a nose,
and it didn't work on you!
[18:49] Haruaki
Of course I'd get a clue!
[18:51] Sano
Shut up! Seriously, what
the hell is with you?
[18:53] Sano
Now my super serious confession
is super embarrassing.
[18:57] Haruaki
I mean, it doesn't matter
if you're a youkai or a god!
[19:03] Haruaki
You're still the same ol' Sano-kun.
[19:05] Haruaki
Even if you're a youkai, you're still
a student at the youkai high school.
[19:08] Haruaki
You're number 13 in Class
2-3! Mikoto Sano-kun!
[19:17] Haruaki
Besides, I may be human, but I'm
more youkai-like than most youkai.
[19:24] Sano
Ugh, what the hell?
[19:30] Sano
Seriously, what the hell?
[19:33] Sano
Man... Being around you makes me realize
[19:36] Sano
how stupid it is to be concerned
about certain things.
[19:39] Sano
Yeah, I'm a god.
[19:42] Sano
Worship me.
[19:43] Haruaki
Wow, now you're getting arrogant.
[19:46] Sano
Seriously, I should've been arrogant earlier.
[19:50] Haruaki
Oh? Are you feeling better, Sano-kun?
[19:53] Sano
Shut up.
[19:55] Yanagida
Er, wait...
[19:56] Yanagida
Have they totally forgotten about me?
[20:01] Sano
Oh, but don't tell anyone in the class yet.
SIGN Private
[20:04] Yanagida
I'm right here, though.
[20:05] Haruaki
I won't! I mean, you've
been keeping my secret, too.
[20:09] Haruaki
We're even now.
[20:11] Yanagida
Now they're talking about Seimei-sensei's
secret that I know nothing of!
[20:16] Yanagida
Okay... I'm just gonna ask them.
[20:19] Yanagida
Excuse me...
[20:20] Haruaki
I won't ask you why you
came to a youkai school.
[20:26] Haruaki
But if you ever want to tell
me, I'll be ready to listen.
[20:31] Sano
Yeah.
[20:33] Yanagida
It's no use... I definitely can't butt in...
[20:36] Yanagida
Come on, stop that. I can't
deal with serious stuff!
[20:41] Yanagida
There's only one thing that
can shatter this mood.
SIGN Rocket Firework
SIGN Bom-ba-ye
[20:45] Yanagida
That's right! As long as I'm around,
no serious mood allowed...
SIGN Rocket Firework
SIGN Bom-ba-ye
[20:51] Yanagida
Ever!
[20:54] Sano; Haruaki
Huh?
[21:01] Mamekichi
Wow! Huge fireworks!
[21:05] Mamekichi
Was there a fireworks show planned today?
[21:22] Haruaki
And so, Yanagida-kun's fireworks
[21:26] Haruaki
added color to the summer
night sky all across Japan.
SIGN 9/1
[21:32] Haruaki
As soon as the new term began...
[21:36] Hatanaka
You wanted to see what kind of reaction
[21:39] Hatanaka
your teachers would have if
you didn't do your homework?
[21:43] Hijita
Yeah.
[21:44] Hijita
In order to do your free research project,
[21:47] Hijita
I had no choice but to not do my homework.
[21:51] Hatanaka
I see. In that case...
[21:54] Hatanaka
Let me carve the reaction you wanted...
[21:56] Hatanaka
into your body.
[22:00] Haruaki
And so, Hyakki Academy's faculty room was
brilliantly colored by Hijita-kun's blood splatter.
18 - The Temporary Teacher, Ebisu-sensei
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SIGN Faculty Room
[00:03] Principal
All right. Is everyone ready?
[00:06] Principal
Now, if you'll introduce yourself.
[00:08] Ebisu
I've come here to better relations
between gods and ayakashi.
[00:12] Ebisu
I'll be serving as a temporary
teacher here at Hyakki Academy.
[00:18] Ebisu
I'm the god of fortune, Isaburou Ebisu.
[00:22] Haruaki
You're the guy from Tokyo!
[00:24] Haruaki
Ah, Abe-sensei. I figured I'd see you here.
[00:29] Haruaki
So you're a teacher who's also a god.
No wonder you knew about youkai.
[00:34] Ebisu
Yup. We ended up not seeing each other
again, so I didn't get to tell you.
[00:40] Ebisu
We sorta parted in a slight argument, but...
[00:43] (Flashback) Haruaki
She might be one of my students someday.
[00:48] (Flashback) Ebisu
I mean, they live in a completely
different world than you humans.
[00:52] Ebisu
I hope we can be friends.
[00:57] Haruaki
Me, too!
[00:59] Haruaki
Sorry I ended up getting mad.
[01:05] Hatanaka
I thought their kind didn't like
interacting with us youkai.
[01:10] Hatanaka
Times change, I guess.
[01:11] Principal
Yes, well...
[01:14] Principal
I can't say I was very fond of
interacting with the gods, either.
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN Faculty Room
[02:51] Hatanaka
Oh?
[02:53] Hatanaka
So you actually met during the whole
getting-lost-in-Tokyo fiasco.
SIGN Episode 18
"The Temporary Teacher,
Ebisu-sensei"
[02:57] Haruaki
Isn't it a strange coincidence?
[02:59] Miki
But wow, a god of fortune? That's so cool!
[03:02] Miki
I hope we can be friends!
[03:04] Hatanaka
Here we go.
[03:04] Miki
Can you make money appear?
[03:06] Ebisu
No... I can't do that.
[03:09] Haruaki
But it took so long for you
to consider me a friend...
[03:15] Hatanaka
I have a class with the first-years,
so I'll see you later.
[03:18] Haruaki
Me, too. Ebisu-sensei.
[03:21] Haruaki
I have a class with Class 3 during
second period, so let's go together then.
[03:24] Ebisu
Sure.
[03:26] Miki
I don't have a class first period, so I'm
going to get closer to Ebisu-sensei.
[03:32] Hatanaka
Ebisu-sensei.
[03:33] Hatanaka
About 90% of what that guy says is pure
flattery, so don't take him seriously.
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
[03:37] Haruaki
Also, don't let him borrow any money,
[03:39] Haruaki
even if he begs!
[03:42] Miki
Look at all of you, gangin' up on me.
[03:45] Miki
So...
[03:46] Miki
What's a god like you doing at a youkai school?
[03:53] Ebisu
You don't need to be so guarded.
[03:57] Ebisu
I heard about this exchange program
between non-humans, so I just signed up.
[04:02] Ebisu
Besides, this school has gods like us
[04:05] Ebisu
and a god who fell from godhood
and turned into a youkai.
[04:09] Ebisu
I just wanted to see how
those folks were doing.
[04:14] Ebisu
Though Abe-sensei's powers
are a bit troublesome,
[04:18] Ebisu
so I'll do my best not to provoke him too much.
[04:20] Ebisu
Even though his power may
not affect god powers
[04:23] Ebisu
as strongly as it does youkai spirit energy,
[04:25] Ebisu
it does seem to dispel divine
energy at least a little.
[04:29] Ebisu
And I'm not used to having my
powers drained like you are.
[04:34] Ebisu
Isn't that right,
[04:35] Ebisu
little shuten-douji who was weakened...
[04:39] Ebisu
by his own mother?
[04:42] Miki
This little...
[04:44] Ebisu
Now, now. Let's keep things
civil and just get along.
[04:48] Ebisu
I'm sure you also have
something at this school that...
[04:53] Ebisu
you want to protect.
[04:57] Miki
Something I want to protect, eh?
[05:02] Miki
I'm sure that applies to both of us.
[05:06] Miki
I happened to be his teacher
during his first year.
[05:10] Miki
I did a bit of research.
[05:13] Miki
Don't assume that I don't
know anything about y'all.
[05:18] Ebisu
My, my, you're a tough egg to crack.
[05:21] Miki
And so are you.
[05:23] Ebisu; Miku
God, he's insufferable.
[05:26] Mandragora
Second period!
SIGN Class 2-3
[05:28] Haruaki
This is Class 2-3, the class you'll
be assisting with for a month.
[05:33] Haruaki
They're all really great kids.
[05:36] Ebisu
Huh...
[05:37] Haruaki
Once you go in, you'll greet them and...
[05:39] Mamekichi
Ah! Morning, Seimei-kun.
[05:43] Haruaki
You're both late. It's already 10 AM.
[05:46] Mamekichi
Well, there was a feature about
kittens on the morning show,
[05:50] Mamekichi
and Sano-kun just refused to leave.
[05:55] Sano
You're...
[05:56] Ebisu
Mii-kun...
[05:59] Ebisu
What's with that hair?
[06:00] Haruaki
Oh, don't worry. He may be blond,
but he's not a delinquent.
[06:06] Haruaki
His name is Mikoto Sano-kun,
[06:08] Haruaki
and the little one on his back
is Mamekichi Maizuka-kun.
[06:11] Ebisu
It's nice to meet you,
Sano-kun, Maizuka-kun.
[06:18] Haruaki
Come to think of it, when I first saw you,
[06:21] Haruaki
I thought you looked like Sano-kun.
[06:23] Haruaki
Maybe you're distant relatives!
[06:25] Sano
You're just imagining things.
[06:27] Haruaki
Sano-kun?
[06:29] Mandragora
Okay, listen up!
[06:31] Ebisu
So, yeah. I'll be this class's
assistant teacher for a while.
[06:35] Ebisu
My name is Isaburou Ebisu.
SIGN Isaburou Ebisu
[06:37] Haruaki
Ebisu-sensei is a god of fortune.
[06:39] Haruaki
Make sure you're all nice—
[06:41] Marilyn
Hey, isn't he kinda hot?
[06:43] Hijita
Since you're a god of fortune,
[06:44] Hijita
I'll offer you ten yen a day if
you can get me a girlfriend!
[06:49] Kurahashi
Hey, he looks like Sano-kun.
[06:51] Toubyou
Do you know each other?
[06:52] Sano
No, I don't know him.
[06:54] Mamekichi
Toubyou-kun!
[06:57] Mamekichi
If you say that, then I'd be a relative
to mandragoras or a human-faced fish.
[07:02] Mandragora
One of us...
[07:02] Toubyou
True...
[07:04] Kurahashi
You also look like Yanagida-kun.
[07:06] Mamekichi
What? No I don't.
[07:08] Mamekichi
Don't compare me to that classless face.
[07:12] Yanagida
Hey! I can hear you!
SIGN Let's write
a haiku
[07:14] Haruaki
A-Anyway, Ebisu-sensei will be
teaching this class with me today.
SIGN Let's write
a haiku
[07:18] Haruaki
For our Japanese lesson today,
we'll be writing haikus.
SIGN Let's write
a haiku
SIGN Let's write
a haiku
[07:21] Ebisu
So you're not teaching grammar
in high school Japanese classes?
SIGN Super Awesome Haiku Writers:
Banshou Matsuo
Issa Kobayashi
Buson Yosa
Haiku are written as 5-7-5 syllable lines
with a total of 17 syllables. If they become
too long, they're just regular poems, so
be careful.
SIGN m 0 0 l 200 0 200 28 0 28
SIGN m 0 0 l 250 0 250 28 0 28
[07:26] Ebisu
There's ruby text all over the textbook.
[07:29] Ebisu
Even on the katakana...
[07:31] Nyuudou
Sensei, you probably think you're in
a grade school right now, don't you?
[07:35] Ebisu
Th-That's not true...
[07:39] Tamao
Well, Seimei's classes do
feel like grade school ones.
[07:44] Haruaki
Yet somehow the average test score for this
supposed "grade school class" is eight?
[07:49] All
S-Sorry about that.
[07:50] Mandragora
Haruaki's scary!
[07:54] Mamekichi
Seimei-kun! I finished my haiku!
SIGN I am Omame.
I always transform with bags.
Omame I am.
SIGN m 0 0 l 270 0 270 32 0 32
[07:57] Mamekichi
I am Omame.
[07:59] Mamekichi
I always transform with bags.
[08:00] Mamekichi
Omame I am.
[08:01] Tamao
Hey, Omame. You're missing
a seasonal word.
[08:04] Mamekichi
Well, I was born in the fall, and
"omame," or "bean," is a fall word.
[08:07] Tamao
Yeah, I don't buy it.
[08:09] Haruaki
But it's very much you, Maizuka-kun. I like it.
[08:13] Haruaki
It'd be a shame to correct it.
[08:15] Haruaki
I can't give you 100 points,
[08:17] Haruaki
but you can have the
Haruaki Nobel Prize in Literature.
[08:21] Ebisu
You don't have to correct the whole thing.
[08:23] Ebisu
You just have to correct this part.
SIGN I am Omame.
I always transform with bags.
Omame I am. Mame-danuki.
SIGN m 0 0 l 270 0 270 32 0 32
[08:28] Ebisu
"Tanuki" is a winter
seasonal word, after all.
[08:32] Ebisu
See?
[08:34] Haruaki
Ah, you're right. Now it's correct!
[08:37] Mamekichi
Ebisu-sensei, I guess you
know that I'm a mame-danuki.
[08:41] Mamekichi
Even though I never mentioned that.
[08:43] Ebisu
Of course. I've heard a lot about this class.
[08:48] Toubyou
Ebisu-sensei!
[08:51] Toubyou
Take a look at Kurahashi's, too.
[08:53] Kurahashi
N-No, that's okay!
[08:56] Ebisu
Let's see...
[08:57] Ebisu
Huh?! This is a hai...ku...?
SIGN The ham I had for brekfast breakfast
was
awesome.
Kurahashi
SIGN m 0 0 l 350 0 350 43 0 43
[09:00] Kurahashi
The ham I had for breakfast was awesome.
[09:04] Kurahashi
Kurahashi.
[09:05] Ebisu
Ham?
[09:06] Kurahashi
I tried to make one with what I ate today.
[09:09] Ebisu
Okay. Why don't you keep what you
have and add how you feel about it?
[09:15] Kurahashi
Ooh!
[09:18] Haruaki
S-Sorry I'm not great at teaching.
[09:22] Mamekichi
It's not your fault, Seimei-kun.
[09:26] Mamekichi
I just preferred getting your
Haruaki Nobel Prize over 100 points.
[09:29] Haruaki
B-But this is probably
better for your future...
[09:33] Haruaki
I was being a bit too subjective. Sor—
[09:35] Sano
Seimei.
[09:38] Sano
I don't get this part. Teach me.
[09:41] Seimei
Er, well...
[09:43] Seimei
Since Ebisu-sensei is here,
he should probably...
[09:47] Sano
But I'm asking you.
[09:51] Haruaki
O-Okay. Then I'll teach you! What part?
[09:55] Sano
Question 8.
[09:57] Haruaki
Oh, you got the route
calculation wrong here.
[10:01] Haruaki
Wait!
SIGN Science
[10:02] Haruaki
Why are you doing math?!
[10:04] Sano
Oh. So it is math.
[10:07] Sano
My bad. I wanted to ask you about this.
[10:10] Haruaki
Oh, the difference between
stamens and pistils is...
[10:13] Haruaki
Wait! This is for health class!
SIGN High School
Science
[10:15] Sano
No, it's science, you dumbass!
[10:17] Haruaki
Oh, you're right! Whoopsies!
[10:20] Sano
What the hell were you even thinking with
stamens and pistils being health class?
[10:23] Sano
You've got the mind of a
middle schooler, you perv.
[10:26] Haruaki
No, I don't!
SIGN Cafeteria
[10:31] Haruaki
Ebisu-sensei is so clever with his
teaching, I'm losing confidence.
[10:35] Haruaki
If I'm doing my best teaching
them and they're getting
[10:38] Haruaki
an average of eight on their tests,
it means I'm not teaching them right.
[10:42] Hatanaka
Honestly, anyone teaching them
would yield the same results.
[10:44] Miki
Don't be so depressed about it.
[10:47] Miki
The reason everyone's grades
in Class 3 are so bad is because
[10:50] Miki
we dumped all the kids
with bad grades in it.
[10:54] Miki
Hatanaka-kun said...
[10:56] (Flashback) Hatanaka
Let's have the new guy Abe
deal with all of them.
[11:01] Miki
It was all his idea.
[11:03] Hatanaka
Oh, shit. He's right. I forgot.
[11:05] Haruaki
This is the first I'm hearing
about this, four-eyes.
[11:08] Hatanaka
M-More importantly, you should eat.
[11:11] Hatanaka
Lunch break's almost over.
[11:13] Haruaki
I promised Akisame-kun I'd
help him study during lunch!
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
SIGN Your hips
are too low
SIGN Claw Sharpening
SIGN Scratch
SIGN Scratch
[11:18] Haruaki
I spent the last three days
after school becoming a cat
SIGN Food
[11:21] Haruaki
and making study notes for Akisame-kun.
SIGN Cat Meeting
SIGN Uh-huh
[11:23] (Flashback) Cat
Catnip is god.
[11:24] Haruaki
I want to make sure he gets
a 100% on his next test!
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
SIGN Udon
SIGN m 0 0 l 36 0 36 5 0 5
[11:27] Hatanaka
W-Wow... Everything's in the perspective
of a cat and written in cat.
[11:32] Haruaki
And so...
[11:36] Haruaki
I'm gonna go help him study from
the perspective of a cat, meow!
[11:38] Hatanaka
Hey! Don't run over there on all fours!
SIGN Curry
SIGN Meal Tickets
SIGN m 0 0 l 103 0 103 7 0 7
SIGN Udon
SIGN m 0 0 l 40 0 40 5 0 5
[11:41] Hatanaka
Run like a human!
SIGN Curry
SIGN Curry
SIGN Curry
[11:43] Hatanaka
I honestly respect that side of him.
SIGN Meal Tickets
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SIGN Meal Tickets
SIGN m 0 0 l 105 0 105 7 0 7
SIGN Meal Tickets
SIGN m 0 0 l 105 0 105 7 0 7
SIGN Meal Tickets
SIGN m 0 0 l 105 0 105 7 0 7
[11:47] Miki
Me, too.
SIGN Meal Tickets
SIGN m 0 0 l 105 0 105 7 0 7
SIGN Meal Tickets
SIGN m 0 0 l 105 0 105 7 0 7
SIGN Class 2-3
[11:50] Haruaki
Akisame-kun—
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
[11:51] Marilyn
Ebisu-sensei!
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
[11:54] Marilyn
Help me with my studies, too!
[11:56] Ebisu
Sure.
[11:57] Daisy
Do you have a girlfriend, Sensei?
[11:59] Ebisu
That's a secret.
[12:01] Daisy
Come on, tell us!
[12:02] Nyuudou
Tama, why don't you have
him teach you, too?
[12:05] Mujina
This dude got a minus 35
on the last pop quiz.
[12:09] Ebisu
Minus 35?!
[12:11] Tamao
Th-That's because I mistook
math for Japanese.
[12:15] Tamao
Right before the quiz was over...
[12:18] (Flashback) Tamao
Huh? Why am I coming up with
math formulas for Japanese?
[12:23] Tamao
When I realized it, time was up.
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
[12:27] Ebisu
Do you want me to help you right now?
[12:30] Ebisu
I can probably at least get you to 15 points.
[12:33] Tamao
Hey, that sounds great!
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
[12:44] Beniko
What's with Seimei?
[12:47] Beniko
Sano!
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
[12:54] Beniko
That's...
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[13:06] Sano
Damn it, where'd he go?
SIGN Currently barricading myself in here
Ring bell for service
[13:14] Hatanaka
So...
SIGN Currently barricading myself in here
Ring bell for service
[13:15] Hatanaka
He couldn't handle how efficient
the new teacher Ebisu was,
[13:20] Hatanaka
so he ran and is currently barricading
himself under his desk clinging to a uniform.
[13:25] Miki
Oh, dear.
[13:27] Principal
All right, this is a job for you two.
[13:30] Hatanaka
Huh? Us?
[13:31] Principal
Yes, of course it is.
[13:34] Principal
Previously, he never would've told
anyone if something was troubling him.
SIGN Currently barricading myself in here
Ring bell for service
[13:39] Principal
Look at how obviously
he's asking you to notice him.
[13:43] Principal
That means he's opened
up his heart that much.
[13:46] Principal
Though it's honestly a nuisance
for those not involved in this.
[13:50] Principal
I don't think he's been able to open
up to any of the other teachers.
[13:55] Hatanaka
Uh... Yeah, I guess.
[13:59] Hatanaka
Oh, fine...
[14:03] Hatanaka
Haruaki, what's the matter?
[14:04] Hatanaka
Did you lose your confidence as a teacher?
[14:07] Haruaki
Uh-huh.
[14:08] Hatanaka
Don't be so glum.
[14:10] Hatanaka
Who cares if your students have low grades?
[14:13] Hatanaka
Don't worry about it.
[14:14] Hatanaka
It's not like our pay's gonna go down.
[14:17] Principal
You should probably worry a little more.
[14:19] Haruaki
Really? You're gonna say that when you
stuck all the kids with bad grades on me?
[14:23] Hatanaka
Er... That was just... You know.
[14:26] Hatanaka
I heard that a super smart
newbie teacher was coming!
[14:30] Haruaki
I see. I guess I couldn't
live up to your expectations.
[14:33] Haruaki
Sorry about that. After you believed in me...
[14:36] Haruaki
I guess I just wasn't smart
enough to live up—
[14:41] Hatanaka
Quit your damn squirming!
Are you some squirming maggot?!
[14:44] Hatanaka
Hurry up and get the hell out here!
[14:47] Nezumi-sensei
Hatanaka-sensei, calm down!
[14:48] Satou-sensei
The students are watching!
[14:50] Hatanaka
You stupid maggot!
[14:52] Principal
Did he give up on being the serious one?
[14:55] Miki
I honestly think he forgot he was
supposed to be the serious one.
SIGN No Soliciting
SIGN No Delinquents, Either
SIGN m 0 0 l 191 0 191 6 0 6
SIGN No Delinquents, Either
No Soliciting
Currently barricading myself in here
Ring bell for service
[15:01] Principal
Oh, goodness. Now he's even more shut in.
[15:05] Hatanaka
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
[15:07] Miki
Haruaki-kun.
[15:09] Miki
We're not saying that you
shouldn't worry about this.
[15:13] Miki
We want you to let us worry with you.
[15:17] Miki
Let's solve this problem together.
[15:20] Miki
Peacefully.
[15:22] Miki
That's not flattery. That's how I really feel.
SIGN No Soliciting
SIGN m 0 0 l 82 0 82 8 0 6
SIGN No Delinquents,
Either
SIGN m 0 0 l 81 0 81 8 0 6
[15:24] Haruaki
Rintarou-kun...
[15:26] Miki
I know. I have some good
news that'll cheer you up.
[15:32] Miki
Since you were caught up
in my family's troubles,
[15:34] Miki
all my sisters, other than Ibara-neechan...
[15:36] Miki
said they'd happily take your
virginity from you as an apology.
SIGN No Soliciting
SIGN No
Delinquents,
Either
SIGN m 0 0 l 57 0 57 11 0 11
[15:45] Miki
Maybe I came on a bit too strong.
[15:54] Ebisu
Abe-sensei's in the faculty room.
[15:59] Sano
You...
[16:00] Ebisu
I've been hoping to see you, Mii-kun.
[16:04] Sano
Why did you come to this school?
[16:06] Sano
You've always hated youkai.
[16:09] Ebisu
More importantly, you should
probably save Abe-sensei.
[16:12] Ebisu
He's been crying in the faculty room.
[16:15] Ebisu
Abe-sensei is a really good person.
[16:19] Ebisu
He's a typical pushover and basically
prey for bad guys to take advantage of.
[16:25] Ebisu
He's truly a model stupid human.
[16:28] Ebisu
We gods have to...
[16:31] Ebisu
save weaklings like that.
[16:33] Sano
Save?
[16:35] Sano
I just need a single uniform
to take care of that.
[16:38] Ebisu
Huh?
[16:40] Sano
More importantly....
[16:41] Sano
You don't know what makes him a
good guy, so stop mocking him.
[16:46] Sano
Thanks for telling me he's
in the faculty room, though!
[16:50] Ebisu
Aw, there he goes.
[16:52] Ebisu
Mii-kun, you're so...
[16:56] Ebisu
You're so friggin' cute!
[16:59] Ebisu
You got all grumpy at what I said!
[17:02] Ebisu
Yeah, I really don't like the fact that my
adorable little brother is at this shitty school.
SIGN Faculty Room
[17:10] Sano
I finally found him and he's
holed up under his desk.
[17:14] Hatanaka
Sano, could you bring Akisame?
[17:17] Sano
There's no need for that.
[17:20] Sano
Why are you so gloomy?
Are you Gloomyaki now?
SIGN No Soliciting
SIGN m 0 0 l 104 0 104 12 0 10
SIGN No Delinquents,
Either
SIGN m 0 0 l 104 0 104 12 0 12
[17:23] Haruaki
I am Gloomyaki.
[17:25] Sano
Come on out here. I'll hear you out.
[17:27] Marshmallow
Who's the teacher here?
[17:29] Haruaki
Pout, pout, pout... Pout, pout, pout...
[17:33] Haruaki
Pout, pout, pout...
[17:34] Sano
Grr!
[17:35] (Flashback) Ebisu
We gods have to save weaklings like that.
[17:41] Sano
Save? This idiot doesn't
need anything like that.
[17:48] Sano
You've got some nerve tryin' to ignore me.
[17:52] Haruaki
Sh-Shano-kun.... Where did
your kindness from earlier go?
[17:55] Sano
Nice Sano-kun time is over.
[17:58] Haruaki
Could I request an extension?
[18:00] Sano
Shut up.
[18:02] Haruaki
But...
[18:04] Haruaki
But I always make you guys get bad grades...
[18:08] (Flashback) Haruaki
Half of them get zeros.
[18:10] (Flashback) Haruaki
So I like it.
[18:12] Haruaki
I always just express how I feel...
[18:14] Haruaki
I can't actually teach you guys
cleverly like Ebisu-sensei.
[18:19] Haruaki
Of course I'm gloomy...
[18:23] Sano
I'm going to tell you the exact same
thing you told me over summer vacation.
[18:27] Sano
Why do you want to be like him?
[18:29] Haruaki
Huh?
[18:31] (Flashback) Haruaki
You're still the same ol' Sano-kun.
[18:33] Sano
You're the same ol' you!
[18:37] Sano
If Ebisu is able to cleverly
get Akisame to 15 points,
[18:40] Sano
then help him get to 100 points
in your completely stupid way
[18:40] Haruaki
Go, go, Tamao!
[18:45] Sano
that's not at all clever!
SIGN Tamao
[18:46] Haruaki
Now, jab!
[18:47] Sano
There are guys who enjoy your weird lessons.
[18:52] Sano
Like... me...
[18:54] Haruaki
S-Sano-kun...
[18:57] Tamao
Ah, Seimei. There you are.
[19:00] Tamao
What happened to your
promise to help me study?
[19:03] Haruaki
Akisame-kun...
[19:04] Haruaki
I thought you were going to
have Ebisu-sensei help you...
[19:07] Tamao
Huh? Why?
[19:08] Tamao
I mean, he did offer, but...
[19:12] (Flashback) Ebisu
I can probably at least get you to 15 points.
[19:16] (Flashback) Tamao
Hey, that sounds great!
SIGN Cat
Cat
SIGN Kanji
Book
SIGN Kanji
Book
SIGN Kanji
Book
SIGN Kanji
Book
[19:19] (Flashback) Tamao
But I'll pass.
[19:22] (Flashback) Tamao
It's not like I dislike you or anything.
I just want to learn from Seimei.
[19:29] Tamao
So yeah, I kindly declined.
[19:31] Tamao
So you need to take responsibility
and look after me.
[19:34] Tamao
I've been working through the kanji workbook
[19:37] Tamao
for cats that you made me since yesterday.
[19:39] Tamao
Hurry up and praise me!
[19:42] Tamao
Wait, what's wrong?
[19:46] Beniko
What? Did you get over being sad already?
SIGN Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
SIGN Oni
[19:50] Beniko
Here, you dropped this.
[19:51] Beniko
Also, I figured you might be depressed,
so I brought some guys to cheer you up.
[19:55] Hijita
What's wrong, Seimei?
[19:57] Hijita
Depressed because the awesome new
temporary teacher outshone you?
[20:01] Nyuudou
Actually, you guys just need
to work harder every day.
[20:05] All
Gulp.
[20:07] Ogoso
Sensei! You're amazing just the way you are.
SIGN Oni
[20:11] Toubyou
Whoa, Ogoso spoke.
[20:13] Hijita
There's no way we idiots can
survive without an idiot like you.
[20:20] Students
Whoa, what's wrong?!
[20:22] Haruaki
I-I'll do my best!
SIGN Oni
[20:24] Haruaki
So that I can... teach you guys... my way...
[20:29] Hijita
S-Sure. Do your best.
[20:31] Tamao
I have no idea what's
going on, but live strong.
[20:34] Haruaki
I'll do my best to get you all
to universities that require
[20:37] Haruaki
a deviation value of 70!
[20:38] Tamao
Hey, sounds great.
[20:40] Hijita
Uh, that's a pretty high hurdle.
[20:42] Hijita
That's higher than Everest!
[20:44] Haruaki
And then I'll make some
super amazing company
[20:47] Haruaki
so I can make more than ten billion a year!
[20:49] Mamekichi
And now that hurdle's reached space.
[20:52] Sano
Come on. Stop crying already.
[20:53] Haruaki
At this rate, I'm going to give all
of you the Haruaki Nobel Prize!
[20:58] All
Seriously?
[21:01] Small old man
The next day...
SIGN Class 2-3
[21:03] Ebisu
Okay, for the next problem...
SIGN Use "somewhat"
in a short passage
[21:06] Ebisu
Akisame-kun.
[21:07] Ebisu
Use "somewhat" in a short passage.
[21:10] Haruaki
You've got this, Akisame-kun!
[21:11] Tamao
I want some. Some what?
Yummy fishcakes.
[21:13] Ebisu
"I want some. Some what?
Yummy fishcakes."
[21:17] Ebisu
I'll give that 100 for feeling.
[21:20] Both
Yay!
[21:21] Ebisu
But it'd be a zero on a test.
[21:23] Both
And now we're sad.
[21:25] Haruaki
You've all got this!
Get that deviation value of 70!
[21:29] Sano
Were you actually serious about that?
[21:31] Haruaki
We're gonna make ten billion!
[21:32] Beniko
Not sure how much just telling
us to do our best is gonna do...
[21:35] Hijita
I think I'd be more motivated
if we got something in return.
[21:38] Haruaki
Good point...
[21:39] Haruaki
Then I'll give you my
special photos of uniforms!
[21:43] Students
No thanks...
[21:44] Ebisu
Then maybe I'll use my god of fortune
powers to make something happen
[21:48] Ebisu
for the students who score in
the top three on the next test.
[21:57] Haruaki
I want some of that good luck, too, so I'll
test and make something good happen!
[22:01] Haruaki
Gimme uniforms!
[22:03] Tamao
You're such a sucker for your desires...
[22:05] Ebisu
Ah, so that's how it is...
19 - Welcome to the Youkai Train
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[00:01] Hijita
Seriously!
SIGN Class 2-3
[00:03] Hijita
Let's just do a mermaid café
for the cultural festival!
[00:07] Nyuudou
And seriously, we're not doing that!
[00:10] Sano
Man, how many hours does it take to decide
what we're doing for the cultural festival?
[00:15] Hijita
I'm sure the burden the girls
would have to deal with
[00:18] Hijita
for the mermaid café is substantial...
[00:21] Guys
Welcome!
[00:21] Hijita
But don't worry! We'll wear the outfits, too!
[00:24] Nyuudou
No, we won't, and I told
you we're not doing that!
[00:26] Marilyn
Why would you even think of
a swimsuit café? You perv.
[00:31] Yanagida
I mean... you're not even wearing
clothes, let alone a bathing suit.
[00:34] Marilyn
That goes for you, too, you piece of cloth!
[00:36] Haruaki
Um...
[00:38] Haruaki
How about a uniform café?
[00:40] All
That makes no sense and it's lame!
[00:42] Haruaki
Did you guys just...
[00:44] Haruaki
make light of uniforms?!
[00:46] Yanagida
Then...
[00:47] Yanagida
I guess we'll just have to
do an explosives café.
[00:50] All
Absolutely not!
[00:53] Principal
I'm worried about what Ebisu is up to,
[00:56] Principal
but Haruaki-kun...
[00:58] Principal
When Izuna-kun gave me his report,
I thought he was joking.
[01:02] Principal
To think Haruaki-kun was
able to expel most of that
[01:07] Principal
shutendouji's spiritual energy when
we could barely seal her away.
[01:12] Principal
He might be more powerful than I thought.
[01:16] Principal
Well, maybe I'll invite him
out for a drink today.
[01:25] Haruaki
Principal...
[01:27] Principal
What do you brats think you're doing?!
SIGN Class 2-3
[01:31] Haruaki
So, yeah...
[01:33] Haruaki
We were told to make money
to repair the school,
[01:37] Haruaki
so we'll have to do some kind of
participation game for the cultural festival.
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN Episode 19:
"Welcome to the
Youkai Train"
[03:15] Haruaki
It's the weekend before the cultural festival.
[03:18] Haruaki
I'm out shopping with the members of
Class 3 who had to go buy supplies.
[03:23] Haruaki
Oh, everyone's already here.
SIGN Hyakki Academy Island Station
[03:26] Ebisu
Maybe we showed up a little too early.
SIGN Hyakki Academy Island Station
[03:28] Nyuudou
Mujina and the others just left the dorm.
[03:31] Sano
More importantly...
[03:32] Sano
Why did you have to come?
[03:34] Ebisu
Why does it matter?
[03:35] Ebisu
I'm Class 3's assistant teacher, after all.
[03:38] Ebisu
Even if it is temporary.
SIGN Hyakki Academy Island
SIGN Island 1
SIGN Hyakki Academy
SIGN You are here
SIGN Umibouzu Bridge
SIGN Old Hyakki Academy Building
SIGN Island 2
SIGN Mall
[03:41] Ebisu
I guess this island has a train.
[03:44] Haruaki
This is my first time riding it, too.
[03:46] Announcement
The train will be arriving on track 1 shortly.
[03:50] Sano
Looks like the train's arriving.
[03:52] Haruaki
What? Already?
[03:52] Announcement
Please stand behind the yellow line.
SIGN Time Table
[03:54] Utagawa
It's here over ten minutes early.
[03:56] Takahashi
Also, that announcement sounded weird.
[03:57] Announcement
The train will be arriving on track 1 shortly.
SIGN Hyakki Academy Island Station
[04:03] Haruaki
Oh, well. I guess we can go on ahead.
[04:09] Haruaki
This is a very old train.
[04:11] Ebisu
I feel a strange presence from this train.
[04:15] Nyuudou
I'll contact Mujina and the others.
[04:19] Mujina
Huh? I guess Nyuudou and the
others already got on the train.
[04:22] Tamao
Seriously?
SIGN Fire
SIGN Fire
SIGN Fire
[04:24] Odawara
Kurahashi-kun, is something wrong?
[04:26] Kurahashi
Er...
[04:28] Kurahashi
I just have a bad feeling.
[04:30] Tamao
Uh, c'mon.
[04:31] Tamao
Coming from you, that's not funny.
[04:35] Haruaki
Is something wrong, Ebisu-sensei?
[04:38] Ebisu
No, it's nothing.
[04:42] Announcement
The doors are closing.
Please watch your step.
[04:45] Hatanaka
Whoa! Hey, wait!
[04:52] Hatanaka
That was close!
[04:54] Haruaki
Izu—Hatanaka-sensei!
[04:56] Hatanaka
Class 3.
[04:58] Hatanaka
Why are you here?
[04:59] Haruaki
We're buying supplies
for the cultural festival.
[05:01] Haruaki
Are you by yourself today, Hatanaka-sensei?
[05:04] Hatanaka
My wife's back at her family
home with the kids right now.
[05:06] Hatanaka
I figured I'd start stocking up on stuff.
[05:09] Hatanaka
Our fourth's going to be born soon.
[05:11] Hatanaka
But, uh...
[05:13] Hatanaka
There's no one else on this train at all, huh?
[05:15] Nyuudou
We didn't get on one that's
out of service, did we?
[05:17] Sano
It's possible.
[05:19] Sano
The last time I followed Seimei,
[05:21] Sano
we were supposed to go from Osaka to
Tokyo but somehow ended up in Hakata.
[05:25] Haruaki
Sorry about that...
[05:26] Utagawa
Oh, thank goodness.
Other people are on this train.
[05:30] Nyuudou
Utagawa-san!
[05:31] Utagawa
Huh?
[05:32] Utagawa
Didn't you guys say you were
going to buy supplies yesterday?
[05:35] Nyuudou
Oh, yeah...
[05:36] Nyuudou
But none of our schedules matched
up, so we changed it to today.
[05:40] Nyuudou
What are you up to?
[05:41] Utagawa
Er, I'm...
[05:44] Takahashi
Kuniko!
[05:46] Takahashi
I went all the way to the other end,
but there weren't any other passengers.
[05:50] Takahashi
Oh, hey. People from school.
[05:53] Takahashi
And they're making weird faces.
[05:55] Haruaki
Wh-Wh-Why are you with
Utagawa-san on a weekend?!
[06:00] Haruaki
And you called her Kuniko...
[06:02] Sano
Nope. I didn't see a thing.
[06:04] Hatanaka
You bastard! Did you put your
paws on one of my students?!
[06:09] Takahashi
Wow, you're all quite imaginative.
[06:11] Utagawa
Stop laughing and tell them to stop!
[06:13] Ebisu
Wow, so basically, you're doing
lewd acts with a minor—
[06:17] Nyuudou
Don't say it!
[06:18] Nyuudou
U-Utagawa-san, this is some
kind of misunderstanding, right?
[06:21] Utagawa
Not you, too, Nyuudou-kun!
[06:25] All
You're her guardian?!
[06:26] Seimei
You're Utagawa-san's guardian,
Takahashi-sensei?
[06:28] Takahashi
Yeah. Gashadokuro are born when
souls of the dead gather.
[06:33] Takahashi
I picked her up a few years back,
and I've been her guardian ever since.
[06:38] Nyuudou
I see.
[06:40] Utagawa
I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
[06:41] Utagawa
I thought I might make people worry
[06:43] Utagawa
if I said I didn't have parents,
so I kept this a secret.
[06:46] Nyuudou
Oh... Yeah. I get that.
[06:49] Utagawa
I'm so sorry!
[06:51] Nyuudou
Huh? It's fine! Don't worry about it.
[06:54] Haruaki
Huh? What's that supposed to mean?
[06:56] Nyuudou
Uh...
[06:57] Haruaki
Oh, you don't have to tell
me if you don't want to.
[07:00] Nyuudou
Well...
[07:02] Nyuudou
I've only really ever told Utagawa-san,
Hijita, and Beniko...
[07:07] Nyuudou
But my mom's human, and she
passed away a few years back.
[07:12] Haruaki
Huh? I'm so sorry!
[07:13] Nyuudou
It's fine. I also didn't tell everyone
because I didn't want you guys to worry.
[07:18] Nyuudou
Speaking of families,
I'm curious about yours, Seimei.
[07:22] Haruaki
Oh, there's my parents and
my older twin brother!
[07:25] Utagawa
What? You have a twin, Sensei?
[07:28] Nyuudou
Don't tell me your older brother
also has a uniform fetish...
[07:31] Haruaki
Nah... If anything, he might
have a Haruaki fetish...
[07:36] Nyuudou
Haruaki fetish?
[07:37] Haruaki
What about you, Takahashi-sensei?
[07:39] Takahashi
I have totally normal parents and a
younger brother who's a little different.
[07:43] Takahashi
You should know my little
brother, Nyuudou-kun.
[07:47] Takahashi
He works at your home, after all.
[07:49] Nyuudou
Seriously?! I don't remember a Takahashi...
[07:52] Takahashi
That's why I know lots about you.
[07:56] Takahashi
You last wet the bed when
you were four. It was winter.
[07:59] Takahashi
In fourth grade, you couldn't throw
away the love letter a girl gave you,
[08:03] Takahashi
so you still keep it in your desk.
[08:05] Utagawa
Wait, that's...
[08:07] Nyuudou
Wait, what? Seriously, who the heck?
[08:09] Nyuudou
I'm gonna kill them.
[08:14] Sano
Once we enter the tunnel,
we'll be there in about five minutes...
[08:18] Sano
Huh? My phone's bugging out.
SIGN Books
SIGN No service
SIGN Books
SIGN Books
SIGN Books
SIGN Books
SIGN Books
SIGN Books
SIGN Books
SIGN Books
SIGN Books
SIGN Books
SIGN Books
SIGN Books
[08:21] Announcement
Next stop, Graveyard Town.
Graveyard Town.
SIGN Books
SIGN Books
SIGN Books
SIGN Books
SIGN Books
SIGN Books
SIGN Books
[08:25] Nyuudou
What? The next stop should be the mall.
[08:27] Utagawa
Uh, I've never heard of Graveyard Town.
[08:31] Haruaki
Oh, but I can see a station.
[08:33] Haruaki
Maybe it's new.
[08:38] Hatanaka
Whoa, what the heck?
[08:40] Haruaki
Outside! L-L-Look outside!
[08:44] Hatanaka
Oh... It's just a horde of skeleton youkai.
[08:48] Hatanaka
Though seeing this many
together is a bit creepy.
[08:50] Utagawa
But something's strange.
[08:51] Utagawa
They're not moving at all. It's almost like...
[08:55] Takahashi
Yup. They aren't youkai.
[08:57] Takahashi
Those are a bunch of corpses.
[08:59] Takahashi
I guess the station's living up to
its name. It's like a graveyard.
[09:03] Ebisu
Anyway, think this train is possessed
by youkai or something?
[09:07] Ebisu
It came earlier than it was supposed to,
[09:09] Ebisu
no one's heard of this station,
and there's a bunch of skeletons.
[09:12] Ebisu
Also, we're the only passengers,
which is unnatural.
[09:15] Ebisu
It's almost as if this train wants
us to join the skeletons.
[09:21] Takahashi
Well, this isn't good. I have an
operation scheduled tonight.
[09:29] Hatanaka
I've had enough of this.
[09:31] Haruaki
Izuna-kun?
[09:32] Hatanaka
Hey! Stupid driver!
[09:34] Hatanaka
Where are you taking us?!
[09:39] Hatanaka
Okay, I'm gonna slice open this door
and beat the crap outta the driver!
[09:44] Sano
Hatanaka's the type of guy who
dies first in a panic horror film.
[09:48] Nyuudou
Yup.
[09:51] Hatanaka
Hey, you! What are you...
[09:52] Haruaki
Wow, that's amazing!
There's a uniform just floating here!
[09:55] Hatanaka
Don't get excited over that!
[09:57] Hatanaka
But why isn't there anyone in the uniform?
[10:00] Haruaki
M-Maybe it's an invisible person youkai?
[10:04] Ebisu
No, an invisible person's
body would still be there,
[10:07] Ebisu
but this is more like a uniform
that's just floating.
[10:11] Takahashi
Looks like something's controlling it.
[10:14] Takahashi
That's great!
[10:15] Takahashi
I'm getting a bit aroused...
er, I mean... I'm getting excited!
[10:20] Haruaki
That's loud!
[10:21] Takahashi
A train whistle?
[10:24] Hatanaka
Huh?
[10:26] Takahashi
Whoa, what's going on?!
[10:28] Utagawa
Akira-san! Hatanaka-sensei!
[10:30] Haruaki
Marshmallow!
[10:31] Takahashi
Oh, dear. Looks like we're
being whisked away.
[10:33] Hatanaka
No way! Wait!
[10:34] Marshmallow
But why me?!
[10:35] Haruaki
You guys!
[10:36] Hatanaka
Don't leave me with Takahashi!
[10:38] Sano
Damn it. They took all the guys who probably
wouldn't die even if you killed them.
[10:42] Haruaki
It won't open! You dumb train!
[10:44] Haruaki
What're you planning to
do with those three?!
[10:46] Ebisu
Actually...
[10:47] Ebisu
Maybe the train wasn't after those three.
[10:50] Ebisu
Maybe it wanted us.
[10:53] Hatanaka
Where the hell is it taking us?!
[10:56] Takahashi
I think if we go any, further we'll be...
[10:59] Takahashi
outside.
[11:00] Marshmallow
Outside!
[11:02] Takahashi
Hatanaka-kun! Turn back into a weasel!
[11:06] Takahashi
And we're safe.
[11:07] Hatanaka
What the hell's the train trying to do?!
[11:10] Hatanaka
Don't let us ride if you're
just gonna toss us out!
[11:12] Takahashi
Actually, I think this basically
confirms what this train wanted to do.
[11:16] Hatanaka
Huh?
[11:17] Ebisu
The ones here all have something
other than youkai blood or souls.
[11:24] Ebisu
The three of us... well, it goes without saying.
[11:27] Ebisu
And Utagawa-san is a gashadokuro,
which is a bunch of human souls together...
[11:33] Ebisu
while Nyuudou-kun is half human.
[11:37] Ebisu
So, yeah. This train was probably
drawn to those other than youkai.
[11:43] Haruaki
Wait, does that mean this train is...
[11:48] Ebisu
Yeah, it probably wants to eat us.
[11:51] Ebisu
Well, this sucks.
[11:53] Hatanaka
I see.
[11:55] Hatanaka
So basically, it spit us out because it
considered us pure youkai foreign objects.
[11:59] Takahashi
It's like this train itself is a body.
[12:05] Hatanaka
Damn it! Let's hurry and
stop this monster train!
[12:08] Takahashi
I'm so excited to examine a train!
[12:13] Hatanaka
The hell is this?
[12:15] Takahashi
It's a dining car. How nostalgic!
[12:18] Marshmallow
There's some clothes floating.
[12:21] Takahashi
This car wasn't here before...
[12:23] Hatanaka
I guess the inside changed.
[12:26] Takahashi
Hey. If this train's alive,
maybe this will work?
[12:31] Hatanaka
Hey!
[12:35] Hatanaka
Could you ask me for permission
before doing anything?!
[12:38] Hatanaka
I'll be sure to tell you no!
[12:39] Marshmallow
Hey!
[12:41] Takahashi
Aw, they seem mad.
[12:43] Hatanaka
Of course they are!
[12:44] Takahashi
I'd love to take my time examining you guys,
[12:48] Takahashi
but I'd rather not have Kuniko and
the others get eaten by this train.
[12:52] Takahashi
So...
[12:53] Takahashi
I'll make these examinations quick.
[12:56] Hatanaka
I'm way more scared of you
than this monster train!
[13:00] Marshmallow
Yeah!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[13:12] Hatanaka
Well, this is a lot.
[13:13] Hatanaka
Maybe we went too far.
[13:15] Takahashi
Looks like it.
[13:17] Hatanaka
Well, anyway, we need to
get back to the others.
[13:24] Hatanaka
Or I guess it's not gonna be that easy.
[13:27] Takahashi
A sleeper car?
[13:29] Takahashi
This wasn't here earlier, either.
[13:31] Hatanaka
You know... I smell something sweet.
[13:37] Marshmallow
What's wrong, four-eyes?
[13:39] Marshmallow
Wait, why are you asleep?!
[13:40] Marshmallow
Is your belly full?
[13:42] Marshmallow
Wake up!
[13:44] Takahashi
Looks like it didn't work on you, Marshmallow...
[13:47] Takahashi
since you're a plant.
[13:50] Takahashi
Seems like this scent is luring us to sleep.
[13:56] Takahashi
I managed to stay awake because I quickly
stabbed myself with this stimulant...
[14:00] Takahashi
But this isn't good.
[14:02] Takahashi
I'm so tremendously tired
that my body won't move.
[14:08] Marshmallow
Let him go, you old ladies!
[14:10] Marshmallow
That four-eyes is a married man!
[14:13] Marshmallow
This would be cheating!
[14:16] Takahashi
You're not a youkai, are you?
[14:19] Takahashi
Are you what's left of a human
that was taken in by this train?
[14:23] Takahashi
Unfortunate...
[14:25] Takahashi
If I could move my body, I'd examine
every single inch of a beauty like you.
[14:32] Haruaki
I wonder if Marshmallow
and the others are okay.
[14:34] Utagawa
Well, Akira-san is with them.
[14:36] Haruaki
He probably wouldn't die
even if Earth was destroyed.
[14:39] Utagawa
Actually, he's more like the type
that would die laughing.
[14:43] Ebisu
Hey.
[14:44] Ebisu
This isn't the time to worry about others.
[14:47] Shadow
Onboard sales. Would you like
a boxed lunch or some tea?
[14:52] Nyuudou
Wh-What the...
[14:55] Nyuudou
The heck are these hands?!
[14:56] Haruaki
Nyuudou-kun! Utagawa-san!
[14:58] Nyuudou
Damn it! Are you trying
to take us somewhere, too?
[15:01] Haruaki
The door's shutting again!
[15:03] Haruaki
I won't let you!
[15:05] Ebisu
Oh, dear.
[15:06] Ebisu
Looks like Abe-sensei went, too.
[15:09] Ebisu
Goodness. It's honestly pathetic...
[15:13] Ebisu
what a pushover he is.
[15:17] Sano
He is.
[15:19] Sano
He's just like how you used to be.
[15:25] Haruaki
Let go!
[15:26] Haruaki
I'm not letting go until you do!
[15:28] Haruaki
Don't underestimate my persistence!
[15:30] Haruaki
You want me to hang on to
you the rest of your life?!
SIGN Conductor
[15:34] Haruaki
A conductor?
[15:35] Haruaki
This may not work, but...
[15:37] Haruaki
Mr. Conductor! Someone got on
the very first car without paying!
[15:47] Utagawa
It disappeared...
[15:48] Utagawa
I wonder if it went to catch
the person who didn't pay.
[15:51] Haruaki
I guess we're safe for now.
[15:53] Nyuudou
Uh, the ones in the very front car
are Sano and Ebisu-sensei, right?
[15:56] Utagawa
Hopefully we can get in touch
with the others somehow.
[16:00] Nyuudou
But we can't use our phones...
[16:04] Haruaki
I know!
[16:06] Sano
So...
[16:07] Sano
Why did these hands come back?
[16:10] Ebisu
Maybe...
[16:12] Ebisu
it came back because it ate
Abe-sensei and the others.
[16:16] Haruaki
Ding dong dang dong!
[16:18] Haruaki
Ah, ah, mic check. Mic check.
[16:21] Haruaki
Sailor, sailor, I'm Haruaki!
[16:23] Ebisu
Well, he's super chipper.
[16:25] Haruaki
I need the following people to
get up on the roof immediately:
[16:29] Haruaki
Mikoto Sano-kun, Isaburou Ebisu-kun.
[16:33] Haruaki
Izuna Hatanaka-kun, Akira
Takahashi-kun, Marshmallow-kun.
[16:40] Gashadokuro
Upsy-daisy.
[16:42] Gashadokuro
Here you go.
[16:45] Haruaki
Okay. We won't get separated
by the doors up here.
[16:49] Haruaki
We're safe.
[16:50] Nyuudou
Or not!
[16:55] Ebisu
Did we get you?
[16:56] Haruaki
Sano-kun! Ebisu-sensei!
[16:59] Haruaki
Did you beat that conductor?
[17:01] Sano
Of course.
[17:02] Sano
Where are Hatanaka and the others?
[17:05] Utagawa
Did this thing really kill the others?
[17:08] Ebisu
Mii-kun, look out!
[17:11] Ebisu
Looks like it's trying to kill us for real now.
[17:14] Sano
Th-Thank—
[17:14] Ebisu
Watch out! It's coming again!
[17:18] Nyuudou
Where are those even coming from?!
[17:19] Nyuudou
We're in a tunnel!
[17:22] Nyuudou
I can't dodge it!
[17:24] Hatanaka
Keep your heads down!
[17:28] Haruaki
Izuna-kun!
[17:29] Hatanaka
Hey! We were finally able to regroup.
[17:32] Takahashi
Oh, there you are.
[17:35] Marshmallow
Seimei-kun!
[17:37] Haruaki
Thank goodness! You're all safe!
[17:40] Marshmallow
Yeah. I thought we were done for, but...
[17:45] Marshmallow
Oh, no! They're gonna get eaten
if we don't do something!
[17:49] Takahashi
Ah, so you're the type
that eats the neck first.
[17:53] Marshmallow
In that case...
[17:56] (Flashback) Marshmallow
Take this!
[17:58] (Flashback) Marshmallow
The rafflesia is the world's biggest
flower, and it's super stinky!
[18:04] (Flashback) Marshmallow
Huh? It didn't work?
[18:06] (Flashback) Takahashi
No, it's working.
[18:09] (Flashback) Takahashi
Thanks to you, I can finally move again.
[18:18] Takahashi
So yeah, Marshmallow did great.
[18:22] Marshmallow
Well, part of me thinks you probably
should've gotten eaten there.
[18:26] Haruaki
Thanks for saving those two!
[18:28] Haruaki
I'm so proud of you! You did so good!
[18:32] Hatanaka
That aside, what are we going to do now?
[18:36] Haruaki
I have the power to exorcise youkai.
[18:40] Haruaki
I'll explain later.
[18:42] Haruaki
Right now, I'd like all of you to work
together to find out what this train really is.
[18:46] Takahashi
I'm very curious now,
[18:48] Takahashi
but for the time being,
I guess I should just listen to you.
[18:55] Takahashi
My eyes don't just appear on me.
[18:59] Takahashi
I can make them appear
on anything I'm touching,
[19:03] Takahashi
and they can see souls you usually
can't see, as well as spiritual power.
[19:07] Takahashi
But... huh?
[19:08] Takahashi
I checked every inch of this train, but I
can't find a source of spiritual energy.
[19:14] Ebisu
In that case...
[19:16] Ebisu
Nyuudou-kun, you're a youkai
with good eyesight, right?
[19:19] Nyuudou
Y-Yeah...
[19:21] Ebisu
Then can you see up ahead in the darkness?
[19:30] Nyuudou
Wait! I see it!
[19:32] Nyuudou
Something is pulling this train!
[19:34] Nyuudou
That's... a kasha?
[19:36] Small Old Man
Heave-ho.
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[19:38] Small Old Man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
[19:40] Small Old Man
Kasha.
[19:41] Small Old Man
A youkai that appears at funerals
and graveyards and steals corpses.
[19:46] Haruaki
But if it's this dark, no one other
than Nyuudou-kun can see it.
[19:50] Ebisu
Then... I guess it's my turn.
[19:53] Ebisu
I'll bring you to that thing, Abe-sensei.
[19:56] Haruaki
Ebisu-sensei, can you see the kasha?
[19:58] Ebisu
Not at all.
[20:00] Ebisu
But I'm sure if I jump, I'll get there.
[20:03] Haruaki
What?! Should you be that confident?!
[20:05] Ebisu
Don't worry, I'll be fine.
[20:07] Ebisu
Because I have good luck.
[20:10] Ebisu
See?
[20:11] Haruaki
Oh, right. You're a god of fortune.
[20:16] Haruaki
So this is a kasha... It looks nothing
like the picture in the dictionary.
[20:20] Ebisu
Okay, now show me your powers.
[20:25] Haruaki
Come forth...
[20:28] Haruaki
Power to exorcise demons.
[20:30] Utako
What is that light?
[20:33] Haruaki
You must've ended up like this
because you got too overwhelmed.
[20:38] Haruaki
You must've been in a lot of pain.
[20:40] Haruaki
Okay, we're at the final stop.
[20:59] Haruaki
So that's your original form...
[21:02] Haruaki
Make sure you don't do this
again when you're reborn, okay?
[21:14] Tamao
Seimei!
[21:18] Haruaki
Akisame-kun?!
[21:20] Haruaki
What's wrong?
[21:21] Tamao
That's my line!
[21:23] Kurahashi
Why are you all asleep here?
SIGN Hyakki Academy Island Station
[21:26] Haruaki
Huh? The station?!
[21:27] Haruaki
Then it was all a dream?
[21:30] Takahashi
Nah, we're still hurt, so it wasn't a dream.
[21:34] Utagawa
Look!
[21:36] Haruaki
That's... The mountain
that had a tunnel in it.
[21:40] Haruaki
Those lights were the souls
eaten by the kasha...
[21:44] Haruaki
I wonder if they're able to move on...
[21:46] Sano
Okay, so let's finally go shopping.
[21:49] Takahashi
By the way, weren't you carrying bags?
[21:54] Haruaki
I left them on the train seat!
[21:56] Nyuudou
You're kidding, right?! All of our bags
got passed on to the next world, too?!
[22:00] Haruaki
Oh, no... The money for the
supplies was also in my bag!
[22:04] Haruaki
Hey, wait!
[22:05] Haruaki
Don't pass on just yet!
20 - The Night Parade Cultural Festival
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[00:01] Haruaki
The cultural festival at Hyakki
Academy is about to begin!
SIGN Photo
Studio
SIGN Candy
Store
SIGN Spica
SIGN Box Office
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Diner
SIGN Basketball
Team
SIGN Eating Contest
[00:05] Haruaki
With everyone busy preparing for
tomorrow's Night Parade Cultural Festival,
[00:09] Haruaki
the whole school is in party mode this week!
[00:12] Haruaki
Today, we're in the home stretch!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[01:45] Haruaki
I bought some late-night snacks!
[01:47] Haruaki
Wait, are you guys okay?
[01:49] Marshmallow
Is Class 3 doin' a haunted house?
The guys playing the corpses are really good.
SIGN Episode 20
"The Night Parade
Cultural Festival"
[01:53] Haruaki
Uh, there really are corpses everywhere!
[01:57] Haruaki
Are you guys okay?
[01:58] Nyuudou
No, we're not.
[02:00] Nyuudou
We've been preparing every day
this week. How are you okay?
[02:04] Haruaki's Brain
Adrenalin-lin!
[02:06] Haruaki
Maybe my brain's just too
worked up with excitement!
[02:09] Nyuudou
Bet he's the type that can't sleep
the night before a field trip.
[02:12] Utagawa
Then we'll just have to get him
to work even harder for us.
[02:15] Nyuudou
Yeah. Okay, help us
make the wallpaper here.
[02:19] Haruaki
Okay!
[02:21] Haruaki
Thank goodness.
[02:22] Haruaki
Even after everything, Nyuudou-kun and
Utagawa-san are the same as usual.
SIGN A Few Days Ago
[02:27] Nyuudou
I see.
[02:29] Nyuudou
So you're the descendant of the
great onmyouji Abe no Seimei,
[02:33] (Flashback) Nyuudou
and you inherited the power
to exorcise youkai.
[02:36] (Flashback) Nyuudou
You've been hired by the principal to
learn how to properly use those powers.
[02:40] (Flashback) Haruaki
That's pretty much it.
[02:44] (Flashback) Utagawa
Nothing like the rumors at all, then.
[02:46] (Flashback) Haruaki
Rumors?
SIGN Dad
[02:48] (Flashback) Nyuudou
We heard that the principal
owed your parents money,
[02:49] Haruaki
I got a giant booger!
[02:51] (Flashback) Nyuudou
so he couldn't say no when it came
to hiring their failure of a son.
[02:54] (Flashback) Utagawa
And that you were a new
type of uniform youkai
[02:57] (Flashback) Utagawa
that the principal hired because he
was just so intrigued at your rarity.
[03:01] (Flashback) Haruaki
What do you all actually think of me?
[03:04] (Flashback) Nyuudou
But why'd you keep this a secret?
[03:07] (Flashback) Haruaki
W-Well...
[03:09] (Flashback) Sano
You guys would all be scared
if you knew he had that power.
[03:13] (Flashback) Sano
If the students he became close
to were to push him away...
[03:18] (Flashback) Nyuudou
Well... Yeah, that would be rough.
[03:21] (Flashback) Haruaki
I can't blame you guys for being scared.
[03:24] (Flashback) Haruaki
It's like being next to
someone holding a time bomb.
[03:28] (Flashback) Utagawa
But we would've died back there with
the kasha if it wasn't for you, Sensei.
[03:34] (Flashback) Utagawa
Maybe that's exactly why the
principal brought you here.
[03:37] (Flashback) Utagawa
To help us during those times.
[03:38] (Flashback) Nyuudou
For example, Seimei...
[03:40] (Flashback) Nyuudou
What do you think when you see my face?
[03:43] (Flashback) Haruaki
I-I think you're a handsome guy.
[03:45] (Flashback) Nyuudou
Huh? Th-Thanks... Wait, no!
[03:48] (Flashback) Nyuudou
Before you came to this school,
if you happened to pass by me at night,
[03:52] (Flashback) Nyuudou
you would've run away, right?
[03:53] (Flashback) Nyuudou
At the least, if we knew about your powers
the day you became our teacher,
[03:56] (Flashback) Nyuudou
we'd probably all be on guard.
[03:59] (Flashback) Nyuudou
But we've been watching you do
the best you can as our teacher.
[04:05] (Flashback) Nyuudou
In other words, you're amazing.
[04:09] (Flashback) Nyuudou
So let's stop the bootlicking.
[04:12] (Flashback) Nyuudou
That was sorta cheesy, huh?
[04:15] (Flashback) Nyuudou
With these looks, I guess I can't help myself.
[04:19] (Flashback) Haruaki
You're so cool!
[04:21] (Flashback) Nyuudou
R-Really?
[04:23] Renjou
Everyone, your outfits
for tomorrow are ready.
[04:25] Renjou
Could you try them on... Oh?
[04:28] Renjou
Are you the only ones here?
[04:29] Nyuudou
The people in clubs have
their club projects, too,
[04:32] Nyuudou
so that's where they are now.
[04:34] Renjou
Well, that just won't do.
[04:36] Mandragora
Yay!
[04:37] Haruaki
So, yeah...
[04:39] Haruaki
We got asked to get the ones in clubs
because we have nothing better to do.
[04:42] Sano
You're the only one with nothing better to do.
[04:44] Sano
I'm just tagging along so you don't get lost.
SIGN Spica
SIGN Small Theater
SIGN Spica
SIGN Candy
Store
SIGN Table Tennis
Club
SIGN Candy
Store
SIGN Photo Studio
SIGN Tons of
photo spots!
[04:48] Haruaki
Wow, it doesn't even look
like the gym anymore!
SIGN Minigames
[04:52] Toubyou
Hey, what's up? Come to check up on us?
SIGN Minigames
SIGN Minigames
SIGN Minigames
SIGN Minigames
SIGN Minigames
SIGN Minigames
SIGN Minigames
SIGN Minigames
[04:55] Haruaki
What's the basketball team going to do?
SIGN Big Eater
SIGN Eating Contest
SIGN Get a prize if you beat our captain
SIGN Seeking only
the strong
SIGN No time
for the weak
[04:57] Toubyou
We're doing an eating contest
against our captain.
[05:00] Haruaki
Why is he the captain
of the basketball team?
[05:03] Toubyou
Oh, yeah. You should give this
a shot tomorrow, Marshmallow.
SIGN Get a prize if you beat our captain
SIGN Big Eater
SIGN Eating Contest
SIGN Seeking only
the strong
SIGN No time
for the weak
[05:07] Toubyou
You'll make this a huge hit!
SIGN Get a prize if you beat our captain
SIGN Get a prize if you beat our captain
[05:08] Toubyou
Captain, this mandragora's a big eater, too!
SIGN Get a prize if you beat our captain
[05:12] Captain
Uh-huh...
[05:14] Captain
Yeah, but... you're just a plant.
[05:19] Haruaki
H-He just provoked Marshmallow!
[05:21] Marshmallow
I know better than to fall for
your silly provocations.
[05:26] Marshmallow
You're nothing but a background character.
[05:29] Haruaki
You're insanely pissed...
[05:33] Haruaki
Oh, yeah. Toubyou-kun,
blah, blah, yadda, yadda.
SIGN Blah, blah,
yadda, yadda
[05:38] Haruaki
Could you go back to the
classroom for a bit?
[05:40] Toubyou
Got it! I'll be done in about ten minutes,
so you guys can head back first.
[05:44] Mandragora
Dunk!
[05:46] Haruaki
Are there any other kids
from our class in the gym?
[05:49] Sano
I think someone from the drama club...
[05:51] Fuji
Huh? What are you doing here?
[05:53] Haruaki
Fuji-kun!
[05:54] Sano
You're in a club?
[05:56] Fuji
Nope. I'm just helping out the drama club.
SIGN Drama Club
SIGN Small Theater
SIGN Spica
SIGN Box Office
[05:59] Fuji
They only have guys right now, so they didn't
have enough people to do the women's roles.
SIGN Womanly Desires Spiral
in This Tale of Love and Hate
A Youkai Hostess Club Tale
The Butterfly and the Garden
[06:05] Fuji
This is the movie that's going to play.
[06:07] Haruaki
This movie is about... a hostess club?
[06:09] Sano
But why when the club is just a bunch of guys?
[06:12] Fuji
The plot...
SIGN Three
SIGN Two
SIGN One
[06:18] Fuji
is a love-hate story about
a guy whose wife left him,
SIGN Life-Going-Nowhere
Protagonist
President
[06:21] Fuji
so he tries to get the hostess he
fell for into the number one spot.
[06:24] Haruaki
That's not a story that should be
told at a high school festival!
SIGN The Heroine Hostess
Touya Fuji
[06:27] Fuji
I know you're a great guy, President.
[06:29] Haruaki
So you're the heroine, Fuji-kun?
[06:31] Fuji
You'll see some other familiar faces, too.
[06:34] Miki
You'll always be fifth-rate because
you bother with guys like him.
SIGN The Heroine's Rival
No. 1 Hostess
Rintarou Miki
[06:37] Zashiki
You don't need to worry about
a pathetic woman like her.
SIGN Waiter
Beniko Zashiki
[06:41] Haruaki
If you didn't have enough girls,
why did you have the girls play guy roles?
[06:46] Fuji
So, yeah. Come see us tomorrow.
[06:49] Sano
Nah, I'm good.
[06:50] Ageha
Abe-sensei!
[06:53] Haruaki
Oh, the TV crew from that one time!
[06:55] Ageha
Hey! It's been a while!
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Diner
[06:57] Ageha
We're going to be doing a feature on
the Hyakki Academy cultural festival!
[07:01] Ageha
That's why we're here. See you later!
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Diner
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Diner
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Diner
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Diner
SIGN Udon & Soba
[07:04] Haruaki
Wow, a TV crew is actually here...
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Diner
SIGN Udon & Soba
SIGN Diner
[07:07] Sano
All right, the only other one
in a club is... Yanagida.
[07:11] Sano
I'm pretty sure Yanagida was making the
world's biggest firework in the science club...
[07:16] Haruaki
Let's just get Yanagida-kun later.
[07:17] Sano
Yeah.
SIGN Class 2-3
SIGN Fire
[07:22] Utagawa
Isn't this a bit short?
[07:24] Hijita
You look super cute!
[07:26] Tamao
Your groveling paid off, Hijita!
[07:28] Utagawa
Beniko-chan will be here soon.
SIGN Fight
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN Rage Gauge
SIGN Rage Gauge
SIGN Rage Gauge
SIGN Rage Gauge
[07:30] Hijita
Beniko in a Chinese dress will probably look
like a character from a fighting game.
[07:38] Zashiki
In that case, I'll be a hidden character, thanks.
[07:40] Nyuudou
Hey, you look cute.
[07:42] Nyuudou
Doesn't she look cute, Hijita?
[07:44] Hijita
Yeah... N-Not bad...
[07:46] Zashiki
And yet you're thinking,
[07:48] Zashiki
"Huh? She's kinda hot.
Even if she has no boobs."
[07:52] Zashiki
Thanks.
[07:53] Hijita
Could you not read exactly
what's on my mind, please?
[07:56] Zashiki
You're up next, boys.
[07:58] Mandragora
Olé!
SIGN Class 2-3
SIGN Class 2-3
SIGN Class 2-3
[08:00] Haruaki
They're done changing!
[08:04] Utagawa
You two look so cool!
[08:06] Hijita
Yeah, those two look cool, but...
[08:10] Hijita
Why didn't you even try with our outfits?
[08:12] Utagawa
Sorry, our budget ran out.
[08:15] Yanagida
Hey, did you call?
[08:17] Sano
Gah! Yanagida!
[08:18] Yanagida
I heard you were looking for me, Sensei.
[08:21] Haruaki
Yanagida-kun... What do
you have in your hands?
[08:23] Yanagida
Oh, it's the stuff to make
the world's biggest firework,
[08:26] Yanagida
but I'm still in the process
of mixing everything.
[08:29] Sano
Don't!
[08:35] Announcement
It is now the next day.
[08:36] Announcement
Any students still on campus need to turn
in a permission form to sleep over.
[08:43] Shikajima
What? You're still here, Class 3?
[08:46] Tamao
Oh, hey. You guys finished at Class 2?
[08:49] Shikajima
Uh... More importantly...
[08:52] Shikajima
What are you guys even doing for the festival?
[08:57] Tamao
I'd like to know myself.
[08:59] Hijita
I have a great idea!
SIGN Class 2-3's Presentation
A Modern Art Exhibit
Theme: "Explosions and Rebirth"
SIGN Class 2-3
[09:03] Hijita
How 'bout that?
[09:04] All
Yeah, right!
[09:06] Tamao
Even if the outfits and props are
done, if our stage looks like this...
[09:11] Haruaki
Stage...
[09:13] Haruaki
That's it!
SIGN Welcome to the
SIGN Empire of Dreams
[09:16] Ageha
I hear Class 2-4 built an amusement park.
[09:20] Nezumi-sensei
We call it The Empire of Dreams: Mousey Land.
[09:23] Nezumi-sensei
We kinda pushed it a bit...
[09:24] Haruaki
Ageha-san!
[09:26] Ageha
What's the matter, Abe-sensei?
[09:28] Nezumi-sensei
Hey! Don't interrupt my squeakin' interview!
[09:31] Haruaki
I have a favor to ask.
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN Live
SIGN Reporting Live from
Hyakki Academy's
Night Parade Cultural Festival!!
SIGN Reporter: Nakano
[09:44] Nakano
I am currently at Hyakki
Academy's cultural festival.
[09:48] Nakano
Today and tomorrow, many youkai
from all over the country
[09:53] Nakano
will be coming to Hyakki Academy Island to
enjoy the Night Parade Cultural Festival!
[09:59] Nakano
Now, let's catch someone for an interview.
[10:02] Nakano
Oh, excuse me, sir.
[10:04] Karasuma
Huh? Me?
SIGN Candied Apples
SIGN Specialty Grilled Squid
[10:06] Nakano
What are you looking forward
to the most today?
[10:09] Karasuma
Let's see...
SIGN Hyakki Academy
Night Parade Cultural Festival
[10:11] Karasuma
Probably eating all the free food I can
[10:14] Karasuma
using these tickets I worked
so hard on forging yesterday.
[10:20] Principal
Oh, really? I'll be taking those tickets.
[10:23] Mandragora
Zoom!
[10:25] Karasuma
Oh, come on! You can cut me some slack
during the cultural festival, at least!
[10:28] Principal
So, uh... what name are
you going by currently?
[10:32] Karasuma
I'm currently Ranmaru Karasuma.
[10:35] Principal
In that case, Ranmaru-san...
[10:37] Principal
I'm on my way to observe Haruaki-kun's class.
[10:40] Principal
Would you like to tag along?
[10:42] Karasuma
Well, well... It's rare for you to
invite me out on a date, Acchan.
SIGN Human Labyrinth
[10:48] Karasuma
A human labyrinth?
[10:50] Principal
All I know about it is that it's
some kind of escape room.
[10:53] Principal
Haruaki-kun suddenly asked me yesterday
[10:55] Principal
to connect the classroom
with a certain place.
[10:58] Karasuma
So once we go past these doors,
it leads to somewhere else?
SIGN Pricing
SIGN Entrance
SIGN Entrance
[11:04] Hijita
Ooh! Welcome, sir!
[11:07] Hijita
If you don't have a ticket,
it's 300 yen each or 500 yen for two buddies.
SIGN Box Office
[11:11] Hijita
As for couples...
[11:12] Karasuma
There's even a couple's discount?
[11:15] Hijita
Nah. Couples have to pay 1,000 yen per person.
[11:18] Hijita
If you were previously in
a relationship, 700 yen.
[11:21] Hijita
If you're the ace of a sports team, 600 yen.
[11:23] Hijita
If you're a hot guy, 2,000 yen.
[11:24] Hijita
If you're not a virgin, 5,000 yen.
[11:26] Karasuma
Those sure are some hate-filled prices.
[11:30] Hijita
Well? You're both pretty old.
I'm sure you have plenty of experience.
[11:34] Principal
Oh, there's my ticket. Let us in, please.
SIGN Did you think that ticket was real?
I stayed up late making those
They're fake, you moron
Forged tickets
They're seriously fake?
They're pretty well made.
Wow
Forged Tickets
SIGN No
Trespassing
[11:41] Principal
This is quite the set.
[11:44] Hijita
At first, we had a cardboard
maze, but that got destroyed.
[11:47] Ageha
Blah, blah, yadda, yadda.
[11:48] Hijita
Seimei asked a buddy of his who works at
a TV station to help us borrow a TV studio.
[11:49] Ageha
OMG, thank you so much!
[11:53] Hijita
Oh, yeah! Before you go in...
[12:00] Principal
Huh?
[12:01] Hijita
The purpose of this maze is
not to escape it, but rather,
[12:04] Hijita
you must find the key to
unlock your handcuffs.
[12:06] Principal
What? Then I'd rather do this alone.
[12:10] Hijita
If you want to do it alone,
these are your restraints.
[12:13] Principal
Ah, then pair it is.
SIGN Entrance
SIGN Entrance
[12:15] Hijita
All right! Have a great time!
SIGN Exit
[12:22] Principal
Did you just hear a scream?
[12:25] Haruaki
Welcome to the Human Labyrinth.
[12:27] Haruaki
I am the manager here, Mysteryaki.
[12:30] Marshmallow
I'm his assistant, Mysterymallow.
SIGN Hyakki Academy
SIGN Meat Roll Alley
SIGN Take a photo
with a cute uniform!
[12:32] Haruaki
My students in this labyrinth will be
playing either a youkai or a human.
[12:39] Haruaki
The ones playing students have keys,
[12:42] Haruaki
so if you find any, ask them if they are human.
[12:46] Haruaki
But you can only ask them once.
[12:48] Haruaki
If you're wrong, you fail.
[12:50] Marshmallow
Also, if you don't find them
within 30 minutes, you fail.
[12:54] Haruaki
If you fail, as punishment,
[12:56] Haruaki
you will have to enjoy the rest of the
festival today wearing a cute uniform.
[13:01] Haruaki
Also, you'll have to take a photo with me.
[13:05] Haruaki
Also, there are people giving out hints,
so getting a hint from them is one strategy.
[13:10] Haruaki
Now, I will give you a hint myself for
listening to my whole explanation.
[13:14] Haruaki
I am a human, and Marshmallow is a youkai.
[13:17] Marshmallow
Yup.
[13:18] Haruaki
That is all. Do your best out there.
[13:21] Karasuma
They put way more work
into this than I thought.
[13:23] Principal
A cute uniform? You can't be serious.
[13:26] Principal
I have my pride as the principal.
[13:30] Momoyama
And you're out of time.
[13:32] Toubyou
You'll be punished with uniforms!
[13:34] Momoyama
We'll let you be humiliated
in front of the masses.
[13:39] Randos
No! We don't want to end up like Class 3!
[13:42] Karasuma
I'm probably the last person
who should bring this up,
[13:42] Randos
Just kill me now!
[13:45] Karasuma
but what are you teaching your teachers?
[13:48] Principal
A-Anyway, let's look for some hints.
[13:55] Principal
And what are you two doing?
[13:58] Hatanaka
We could ask you the same thing.
[14:00] Hatanaka
Haruaki said he wanted us
to come, so we came.
[14:03] Miki
And he gave us free tickets.
[14:05] Principal
Surprising, considering Haruaki-kun
is stingy and could've easily gotten
[14:09] Principal
a not-virgin fee of 5,000 yen from Izuna-kun...
[14:12] Karasuma
Are you not a not-virgin?
[14:14] Miki
Leave me be!
[14:16] Principal
Just what is that fool plotting?
[14:20] Hatanaka
More importantly, we
don't have time for this.
[14:23] Miki
That's right! We're going
to fail in ten minutes!
[14:25] Mamekichi
Hints!
[14:27] Mamekichi
I've got hints for you guys! Get your hints!
[14:29] Tamao
Hints, hints, hints!
[14:30] Miki
Hey, hint guys! Give us a hint!
[14:32] Mamekichi
Only if you correctly answer this question.
SIGN Fish
[14:35] Hatanaka
You're not gonna tell us for free?!
SIGN Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
SIGN Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
SIGN Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
SIGN Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
SIGN Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
SIGN Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
[14:37] Mamekichi
Here's your question!
SIGN Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
[14:39] Mamekichi
Here is a test answer sheet from an
idiot I know who always scores 0%.
[14:44] Hatanaka
You also always get 0%.
[14:46] Mamekichi
But he happened to miraculously
score a five on this test!
SIGN Question 3
SIGN Language
SIGN Question 1
SIGN Question 2
SIGN Class 2-3 Akisame
SIGN 4
SIGN 5
SIGN 3
SIGN 2
SIGN 1
SIGN Kanpamella
SIGN Jovanya
SIGN Question 3
SIGN Question 3
[14:50] Mamekichi
Within a minute, guess the name of the novel
[14:52] Mamekichi
the test was about from
the answers on this sheet.
[14:55] Hatanaka
How the hell should we know?!
[14:57] Miki
Wait... The answers for these questions...
[14:59] Miki
They're probably kanji vocab
questions from a reading passage.
[15:03] Miki
Only idiots know how other idiots think.
[15:05] Miki
Hatanaka-kun, can you figure
out Akisame-kun's answers?
SIGN Star-looking pole
SIGN Drain
SIGN Question 5
SIGN Hattori
SIGN Ruttori
SIGN Cube sugar
SIGN Some smart jerk named Osamu with Miya and
Shaku in
his name
[15:10] Hatanaka
Let's see...
[15:11] Hatanaka
Star-looking pole... Oh, a telescope.
SIGN Telescope
[15:14] Hatanaka
"Drain" is probably "train" miswritten.
SIGN Train
[15:16] Hatanaka
Some smart jerk named Osamu with
Miya and Shaku in his name...
[15:19] Hatanaka
Jerk? Smart? Osamu?
SIGN Kenji Miyazawa
[15:24] Miki
He must mean Kenji Miyazawa!
[15:26] Miki
I see. I'm not sure how he basically
misread every single kanji in his name,
SIGN Kenji Miyazawa
SIGN Some smart jerk named
Osamu with Miya and
Shaku in his name
SIGN Kenji Miyazawa
[15:31] Miki
but great job, Hatanaka!
[15:33] Miki
The answer is A Night on the Galactic
Railroad by Kenji Miyazawa.
SIGN A Night on the Galactic Railroad
by Kenji Miyazawa
SIGN Correct
[15:38] Mamekichi
Correct!
[15:40] Mamekichi
Okay, here's your hint.
Why are we all hiding our faces?
[15:45] Hatanaka
There's an actual reason other than
it's just for this whole setup?
[15:49] Miki
Oh! I see! I've got it!
[15:53] Hatanaka
Oh, so that's how it is!
[15:56] Karasuma
Really?!
[15:57] Hatanaka
All right! He's up above,
isn't he? Let's go, Rintarou!
[16:01] Miki
Do your best, sir, so you don't
end up in a cute uniform!
SIGN Hyakki
Academy
[16:07] Karasuma
You're not gonna tell us the answer?!
SIGN Hyakki
Academy
SIGN Hyakki
Academy
SIGN Hyakki
Academy
SIGN Hyakki
Academy
[16:10] Principal
Of course those two aren't
going to be that considerate.
[16:14] Principal
We will also answer a question.
[16:17] Hatanaka
Look! There he is!
[16:20] Hatanaka
Hey, you!
[16:26] Ogoso
This was a fake floor
created by my youkai magic.
[16:32] Hatanaka
Damn it, what the hell?!
[16:36] Haruaki
Hatanaka and Miki, your time is up!
[16:38] Hatanaka
What?! No one said anything about traps!
[16:41] Hatanaka
Ain't no way in hell I'm
wearing a cute uniform!
[16:44] Hatanaka
I'll cut this chain and ru—
[16:45] Haruaki
Not happening!
[16:46] Miki
What?!
[16:50] Marshmallow
That cage has youkai-sealing talismans
all over it so you can't escape!
[16:54] Marshmallow
Give it up! Seimei-kun's super
scary when uniforms are involved!
[16:58] Haruaki
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[17:01] Haruaki
Why are you trying to run away?
[17:03] Haruaki
We're about to take lots
of pictures together!
[17:09] Relative 1
That's my son's teacher...
[17:12] Relative 2
Oh, dear. What's going on with the teachers?
[17:14] Hatanaka
Er, we lost a game...
Today's the cultural fair, after all.
[17:20] Female student
Mikity, what happened?
[17:22] Female student
You look so cute!
[17:24] Miki
Er... Sorry I actually look good in this
and you have to be embarrassed alone.
[17:29] Hatanaka
Shut up!
SIGN Human Labyrinth
[17:33] Haruaki
Man... My collection's growing.
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
SIGN I made this my
home screen background
[17:35] Marshmallow
You're insanely creepy
when uniforms are involved.
[17:39] Haruaki
It's not my only motive to get
selfies with the cute uniforms!
[17:43] Marshmallow
What? You're gonna do
something even creepier?
[17:46] Haruaki
That's... the principal!
[17:49] Haruaki
The principal coming was a happy
miscalculation I wasn't expecting!
[17:53] Haruaki
I'm going to get them into uniforms and
see my plan through no matter what.
[18:00] Tamao
Here's your question!
[18:01] Tamao
You probably don't know this, but our
homeroom teacher is a huge weirdo!
[18:05] Principal
I'm very aware.
[18:06] Tamao
And this is a photo of said teacher
getting yelled at by his students.
SIGN He ate lunch early
in class
SIGN He passed notes in class
SIGN He held a class on
his shitty poem called
"Me and My Sailor Uniform"
[18:12] Tamao
What is the reason he's getting yelled at?
[18:14] Tamao
One, he at lunch early during class.
[18:17] Tamao
Two, he participated in passing
notes to students during class.
[18:21] Tamao
Three, he held a class on his shitty poem
called "Me and My Sailor Uniform."
[18:25] Karasuma
I have no idea!
[18:27] Principal
I'm shocked that he's actually
done at least one of these things.
[18:32] Karasuma
Wait. He's holding a pen.
[18:34] Karasuma
The answer is two!
[18:36] Principal
There's a possibility it's three, isn't there?
[18:38] Karasuma
He's in the middle of class,
so if it was the poem,
[18:40] Karasuma
wouldn't a teacher be holding
chalk instead of a pen?
[18:43] Principal
True...
[18:44] Karasuma
So the answer is two!
He passed around notes!
[18:47] Tamao
You are correct!
[18:49] Tamao
Okay, your hint is: Seimei is playing a human,
and Marshmallow is playing a youkai.
[18:55] Karasuma
We already heard that earlier!
[18:57] Principal
No, it's just slightly different.
They mentioned "playing."
[19:01] Karasuma
Which means...
[19:03] Karasuma
it doesn't matter that he's actually a human,
but he's playing the role of a human?
[19:08] Karasuma
Along with the hint that
the two teachers got,
[19:11] Karasuma
the one about everyone in this class
wearing masks for some reason...
[19:15] Tamao
Hey! You eavesdropped!
[19:17] Karasuma
You should probably learn to whisper.
[19:20] Principal
Masks and playing roles...
[19:22] Principal
I see!
[19:23] Principal
The masks are the roles they're playing!
[19:26] Principal
Up until now, all the students
were wearing oni or animal masks,
[19:29] Principal
meaning they're not human.
[19:31] Principal
But Haruaki-kun had a human mask on.
[19:34] Karasuma
I see. And those two headed up,
[19:38] Karasuma
so they must've found someone
up there wearing a human mask.
[19:43] Principal
There's no time. Let's hurry.
[19:46] Sano
There's no one beating this game.
[19:50] Sano
Miki and Hatanaka got close, but even
I didn't know the floor would disappear.
[19:54] Nyuudou
Seimei's pretty ruthless today.
[19:57] Karasuma
Got him!
[19:59] Karasuma
He's got a human mask on!
[20:02] Haruaki
Not happening!
[20:04] Haruaki
You two can fall, too!
[20:06] Karasuma and Principal
Huh?
[20:12] Karasuma
Uh... Did you forget
that I'm a karasu tengu?
[20:15] Haruaki
Crap! He's never done anything youkai-like,
so I didn't consider that!
[20:20] Marshmallow
They only have 30 seconds left, too.
[20:22] Karasuma
And you're a human!
[20:24] Marshmallow
Oh, no! I dropped a 10,000 yen bill!
[20:28] Karasuma
A 10,000 yen bill?!
[20:29] Karasuma
10,000! 10,000!
[20:31] Principal
Hold it! We don't have time—
[20:33] Karasuma
I don't care if I have to wear a
uniform! I want that 10,000 yen!
SIGN Café
Mandragora
SIGN Mandragora Cultural Festival
SIGN Café Mandragora
Coupon
SIGN Mandra
SIGN Location: Roof
SIGN Cultural Fair Committee
[20:41] Karasuma
That's not the bill I wanted!
[20:45] Marshmallow
And you're out of time!
[20:47] Haruaki
Way to go, Marshmallow!
You're the smartest plant ever!
[20:50] Principal
You jerk! How could you fall
for that obvious ruse?!
[20:54] Karasuma
Well, you looked back at it, too!
[20:56] Haruaki
Okay, you two! It's uniform time!
[20:59] Karasuma
Damn it! Haruaki-kun was
just too powerful today.
[21:03] Haruaki
Well, I have an important plan.
[21:06] Karasuma
Plan?
[21:08] Haruaki
This has always bothered me...
[21:11] Haruaki
Why does society think that only girls
in their teens can wear sailor uniforms?
[21:17] Haruaki
Because of that, uniform
lovers are called lolicons!
[21:21] Haruaki
So while the TV crew is here,
[21:23] Haruaki
I'm gonna have old guy teachers
like you wear sailor uniforms, too,
[21:26] Haruaki
and have the world realize...
[21:28] Black oni
Even old guys look good in them!
[21:31] Haruaki
...just how amazing sailor uniforms are,
[21:34] Haruaki
and be able to wear sailor uniforms
like they were jeans,
[21:37] Haruaki
regardless of age and gender
or if they're human or youkai!
[21:41] Haruaki
This is my World-Wide Sailor Uniform Plan!
[21:44] Karasuma
What an epic plan...
[21:47] Principal
Don't involve me in that crap.
[21:50] Marshmallow
Okay, I'm taking the picture! Say, "Sailor!"
[21:53] Principal
I've never been so humiliated in my life...
[21:57] Haruaki
Lick, lick. You both look great!
[21:59] Karasuma
Wait, you're not going to wear one?
[22:02] Karasuma
After all this shouting
about sailor uniforms?
[22:04] Haruaki
What? But that'd be embarrassing!
[22:07] All
What?!
21 - The Underground Night Parade Cultural Festival
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SIGN Cultural Festival Day 2
SIGN Hyakki Academy
SIGN Youkai Life Counseling
SIGN Art Room
[00:09] Haruaki
Thank goodness the second day of the
cultural festival started without a hitch.
SIGN Welcome
SIGN Prep Room
[00:18] Kurai
Sorry about that.
[00:19] Haruaki
No, I'm sorry.
[00:23] Haruaki
Who the heck was that?
[00:26] Haruaki
He was dressed suspiciously.
[00:28] Haruaki
Sunglasses and a mask...
[00:32] Haruaki
Huh? Akisame-kun?
[00:35] Tamao
Huh?
SIGN Night Parade Cultural Festival Day 2
[00:38] Haruaki
You're going to the basement
to get some supplies?
[00:40] Tamao
Yeah.
[00:41] Tamao
But there's an urban legend
that says you'll get cursed
[00:45] Tamao
if you go to the basement
during the cultural festival.
[00:47] Haruaki
Huh, I had no idea...
[00:50] Tamao
I swore that I'd never go there...
[00:53] (Flashback) All
Shoot!
[00:54] Tamao
But I lost at rock-paper-scissors!
[00:56] Haruaki
Why didn't you use your human form?
[00:58] Tamao
Oh, yeah! You're right!
SIGN First-Year Schedule
SIGN First-Year Schedule
SIGN First-Year Schedule
SIGN First-Year Schedule
[01:02] Haruaki
Then why don't we go
get the stuff together?
[01:05] Tamao
But keep this a secret
from everyone else, okay?
[01:09] Harauki
Okay!
SIGN B1
SIGN 1
SIGN 2
SIGN 3
SIGN 4
SIGN 5
SIGN 6
[01:13] Haruaki
By the way, what supplies do you need?
[01:17] Haruaki
Huh?
SIGN Cultural Festival
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN Tea Party
SIGN Underground
Cultural Festival
SIGN Underground
Cultural Festival
SIGN Big
Flame
Buns
SIGN Cultural Festival
SIGN Episode 21
"The Underground
Night Parade
Cultural Festival"
SIGN Underground
Cultural
Festival
[02:59] Tamao
Wh-What the heck is all this?
[03:01] Haruaki
I didn't hear anything about an
underground cultural festival...
SIGN Cultural
Festival
[03:05] Tamao
The basement's not even that big...
[03:09] Haruaki
I wonder if it leads to somewhere
else, like our classroom.
[03:13] Tamao
What?
[03:14] Tamao
But then where's the storeroom
for the supplies?
[03:17] Haruaki
Good point...
[03:19] Haruaki
Let's have a look around.
[03:20] Tamao
Huh?!
[03:23] Haruaki
I mean, it honestly looks pretty fun.
[03:26] Tamao
What? Really? It seems
pretty creepy to me.
[03:31] Haruaki
It doesn't look like there are any
youkai-looking people here.
[03:34] Tamao
And that's why it's creepy...
Especially when this place is so huge.
[03:38] Haruaki
Oh! There's a haunted house!
SIGN This Is a Real Haunted House
[03:40] Haruaki
Maybe there are youkai there.
[03:42] Tamao
I'm not going in!
SIGN Cultural
Festival
[03:44] Tamao
You're surprisingly okay
with ghosts, Seimei.
SIGN Get your baby castella
right up here!
[03:48] Haruaki
I think I'm just more scared
of delinquents than ghosts,
[03:51] Haruaki
plus I'm used to them.
[03:53] Tamao
Hey, there's someone suspicious down there.
[03:57] Haruaki
Hey! I saw him upstairs.
[04:00] Haruaki
He bumped into me and then
ran off like he was in a hurry.
[04:04] Tamao
Maybe he's a thief!
[04:07] Haruaki
The way his face was
covered seemed suspicious.
[04:09] Haruaki
The principal did say there were a lot
of pickpockets at the cultural festival.
SIGN Get your baby castella
right up here!
[04:14] Haruaki
Let's go talk to him.
[04:16] Tamao
Okay!
[04:18] Tamao
Hey, you! The really suspicious-looking guy!
[04:21] Haruaki
Um... Are you one of
the students' guardians?
[04:25] Haruaki
Could we talk for a second?
[04:27] Kurai
Why are you so far away?
[04:28] Tamao
Shut up! Don't go underestimating
the cowardly duo!
[04:31] Haruaki
It'd be really scary if you were a bad guy!
[04:34] Kurai
Um... You're Abe-sensei and
Tamao Akisame-kun, right?
[04:39] Tamao
What? Why do you have our
personal information?
[04:43] Kurai
I'm not actually suspicious.
[04:46] Kurai
I just accidentally wandered
in here, just like you two.
[04:51] Kurai
I'm Kurai, an alumnus of Hyakki Academy.
[04:56] Kurai
Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[04:58] Haruaki
Oh, you're an alumnus...
[05:00] Tamao
Why are you dressed so suspiciously?
[05:03] Kurai
Ah... I wear a mask because I'm
a bit insecure about my mouth.
[05:08] Haruaki
I wonder if it's something like this.
[05:09] Kuchisake Onna
Am I beautiful?
[05:11] Kurai
Someone in my family is at this
school, but they told me not to come,
SIGN Absolutely do not come
SIGN I'll be coming on
the second day of
the cultural festival
SIGN I said don't come
[05:17] Kurai
so I came to see what was going on.
[05:20] Kurai
I was about to be found, so I panicked
and escaped to another floor...
SIGN B1
SIGN 2
SIGN 3
SIGN 4
SIGN 5
SIGN 6
SIGN 1
SIGN Cultural Festival
SIGN Tea Party
SIGN Underground
Cultural Festival
SIGN Underground
Cultural Festival
SIGN Big
Flame
Buns
SIGN Underground Cultural Festival
[05:25] Kurai
and somehow ended up in this bizarre place.
[05:29] Haruaki
I see. By the way, how did
you know who we are?
[05:35] Announcer
We will begin our lantern release soon.
[05:38] Announcer
Please look above.
[05:40] Haruaki
Lantern release?
[05:42] Kurai
Is something the matter?
[05:48] Haruaki
Wow!
[05:49] Tamao
What's all this?
[05:51] Kurai
Lanterns?
[05:54] Haruaki
How pretty...
SIGN Lantern Release
Please write a wish
[06:01] Haruaki
Oh! You can write a wish to
go up with the lantern, too!
SIGN Lantern Release
Please write a wish
[06:05] Honda
That's right. Did you
want to write one, too?
[06:08] Haruaki
In that case... "May everyone
stay healthy and happy."
SIGN May everyone
stay healthy
and happy
[06:12] Haruaki
May my class's average score go up.
SIGN May my class's
average score go up
SIGN May I get
a raise
[06:16] Haruaki
Also, may I get a raise!
[06:18] Haruaki
Oh, and I want some rare uniforms!
[06:20] Honda
You sure wrote a lot.
[06:22] Haruaki
Huh?
[06:23] Haruaki
Hey, have we met before?
[06:27] Honda
Ah, so you remembered.
I'm happy to hear that.
[06:31] Haruaki
Huh? But when was it?
[06:34] Tamao
What the heck is Seimei doing?
[06:35] Kurai
This is like the lantern
float they do during Obon.
[06:40] Tamao
Like... a root beer float?
[06:43] Kurai
A lantern float.
[06:44] Kurai
It's a ritual that takes place during
Obon where people light lanterns
[06:47] Kurai
and send them down the
river to honor the dead.
[06:50] Kurai
Now that I think about it,
today's the autumnal equinox.
[06:54] Haruaki
A black sailor uniform!
[06:56] Tamao
Seriously, what?
[06:57] Kurai
Er, the autumnal equinox is—
[06:59] Haruaki
Yay!
[07:00] Tamao
Hey, Seimei! Where are you going?!
SIGN Underground Cultural Festival
SIGN Underground Cultural Festival
[07:03] Haruaki
Huh? I somehow lost them.
[07:06] Haruaki
It was just like the lovely black
sailor suit I saw at the school camp.
SIGN Secondhand Book Fair
[07:12] Haruaki
Wow, there's even a secondhand
book fair down here.
[07:15] Haruaki
And they only have books
that are out of print. How fun!
SIGN And so, the
cursed book
sucked in
everyone
around it.
[07:20] Haruaki
Then again, ugh, secondhand books...
SIGN And then they
became a part of the
cast of characters
to forever
entertain readers.
[07:22] Haruaki
I'm still traumatized from that
one cursed secondhand book.
SIGN Author
Photo
SIGN Kotoba Honda
SIGN Born in Tokyo
[07:25] Haruaki
Oh, that's right! That guy is
the author of the cursed book!
SIGN Author
Photo
SIGN Kotoba Honda
[07:31] Haruaki
But wait... That guy died... Huh?
[07:35] Haruaki
Come to think of it,
that black sailor uniform...
SIGN Heaven Hell
SIGN Secondhand Book Fair
[07:41] Haruaki
N-Now I'm getting scared.
[07:44] Haruaki
I need to find the other two and
hurry back up to a higher floor.
[07:47] Conductor
Hey...
[07:47] Conductor
Mister. You on your own?
SIGN Train
Cat Café
[07:50] Conductor
We're running a train cat café.
[07:52] Conductor
You can even eat real station bentos.
[07:54] Haruaki
Yeah, I definitely remember this
since it happened just recently!
[07:59] Conductor
What are you talking about?
[08:00] Haruaki
I almost died on a train!
[08:02] Conductor
Oh, don't be like that.
[08:05] Haruaki
Save me!
[08:09] Renka
Could you be Haruaki Abe-sensei?
[08:12] Haruaki
Who are you?
[08:13] Renka
I knew it!
[08:15] Renka
Your cowlick is just as my son described it!
[08:18] Renka
Come on. Let's go have a chat over here.
[08:20] Conductor
You two can chat at our café!
[08:22] Renka
That's quite all right!
[08:27] Haruaki
Thank you so much. You saved me.
[08:30] Renka
I came here hoping to see my son,
but I had no idea this festival was going on.
[08:36] Haruaki
Ah... Did you accidentally wander in, too?
[08:40] Renka
Truly, your cowlick is as
magnificent as my son said.
[08:46] Haruaki
Oh, yeah. You're one of my students' parents.
[08:48] Renka
My son talks about you all the time.
It always gives me a good laugh.
[08:52] Haruaki
Laugh?
[08:53] Renka
Like when you caught a giant human-faced
fish while cleaning the pool,
[08:56] Renka
ended up in a loincloth
during the sports day,
[08:59] Renka
and got mistaken for a youkai
at one of your students' homes.
SIGN Oni
[09:04] Haruaki
Man, I pretty much suck.
[09:08] Haruaki
Um... So whose mom are you?
[09:11] Renka
Whose mom do you think I am?
[09:13] Tamao
Hmm... Seimei disappeared around here.
[09:18] Kurai
I don't even sense his presence.
[09:21] Tamao
Seimei was acting really weird.
[09:24] Kurai
I figured he was pretty
strange to begin with.
[09:28] Tamao
But he was acting weird in a different way.
[09:31] Tamao
I mean, he said this place seemed fun...
[09:36] Tamao
But what exactly about
these ruins seems fun?
[09:40] Tamao
I wonder if Seimei was seeing
something different than us.
[09:45] Kurai
Anyway, we should probably find Abe-sensei.
[09:49] Kurai
If we don't, he might get
sucked into this place.
[09:53] Tamao
Say what?!
[09:54] Kurai
Though, honestly, that
may work in my favor...
[09:59] Tamao
Huh?
[10:00] Tamao
Hey, you don't hate Seimei
or something, do you?
[10:03] Kurai
Oh, did you hear me?
[10:05] Tamao
Cats have better ears than humans!
[10:08] Tamao
Anyway, that's really bad!
[10:11] Tamao
If you wish something bad upon someone,
[10:13] Tamao
something worse is gonna happen to you!
[10:17] Tamao
That's what my best friend said!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[10:29] Haruaki
U-Um... Where are you
planning on taking me?
[10:33] Renka
Oh, I'm Renka, by the way.
[10:36] Renka
Since I finally got to meet you,
[10:38] Renka
I was hoping to find a place
we can have a long chat.
SIGN Uniform Cabaret
SIGN The Teen Years
[10:44] Renka
Look, Sensei! A uniform cabaret!
[10:47] Haruaki
Why are you recommending
that to a teacher?!
[10:49] Renka
I always wanted to have a
parent-teacher conference,
[10:53] Renka
so I figured it'd be better to
have one at a place you liked.
[10:56] Haruaki
Sure, but we don't need
to have one at a cabaret.
[11:00] Haruaki
Let's find somewhere else.
[11:03] Haruaki
It's dangerous to stay in one spot too long.
[11:05] Renka
Sensei...
[11:07] Haruaki
Huh?
[11:07] Renka
Do you understand what this place is?
SIGN Tea Shop
[11:11] Haruaki
I think so.
[11:13] Haruaki
This cultural festival is being run
by people who have died, right?
[11:19] Renka
Bingo!
[11:22] Renka
Today's the autumnal equinox.
[11:24] Renka
The autumnal equinox is
known as the Autumn Ohigan,
[11:27] Renka
and the Ohigan is said to be the day when
the worlds of the living and the dead connect.
[11:31] Haruaki
But why in the basement of Hyakki Academy?
[11:34] Renka
From what I heard, the location
is random every year.
[11:39] Renka
I think the people here are deceased people
who had some kind of connection with youkai.
[11:46] Haruaki
Renka-san, could you be...
[11:48] Old Cop
Do you have a second, sonny?
[11:50] Haruaki
Huh? A police officer?
[11:52] Young Cop
We received reports that some people
who aren't dead wandered in here.
[11:57] Haruaki
You get reported for being alive here?!
[12:00] Young Cop
Could you breathe into this thing here?
[12:05] Young Cop
It went off. He's definitely
not fully dead yet.
SIGN The Teen Years
[12:08] Haruaki
You guys use a breathalyzer to determine
if someone's dead or alive?!
[12:12] Young Cop
Anyway, come with us to fill
out the proper paperwork.
[12:15] Young Cop
You can't be here unless
you're officially dead.
[12:18] Haruaki
What?! The afterlife
cares about paperwork?!
[12:22] Haruaki
Anyway, no! I'm still alive!
[12:24] Young Cop
Ah, yeah... We get guys
like you sometimes
[12:27] Young Cop
who can't accept the fact
that they're dead.
[12:30] Haruaki
This is bad. At this rate, I'm
gonna get killed by paperwork!
[12:33] Haruaki
My only choice is to...
[12:36] Young Cop
Hey! He ran!
[12:38] Old Cop
He's so fast!
[12:39] Rena
Wow! You're just as fast
as I heard you were!
[12:42] Haruaki
I always get accosted by delinquents,
[12:45] Haruaki
so I'm world-class when
it comes to running away!
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
[12:48] Old Cop
Come back here!
[12:49] Old Cop
Unlawful death is punishable by
three years of hard labor in hell!
[12:53] Haruaki
Why do I have to get chased by
the police in this world, too?!
[12:57] Haruaki
Save me, police!
[12:59] Haruaki
No, wait! The police are
the ones chasing me!
[13:02] Tamao
I hear Seimei's voice from down below!
[13:05] Tamao
Damn it. It's pitch black.
I can't see anything.
[13:08] Tamao
Where are you, Seimei?!
[13:10] Kurai
I guess I don't have a choice.
[13:16] Kurai
I'll find him with my youkai magic.
[13:19] Tamao
A dodomeki?!
[13:21] Tamao
Which means you're Takahashi—
[13:22] Kurai
Please don't say that name.
It'll disrupt my youkai magic.
[13:26] Kurai
A dodomeki's youkai magic should be able
to search every inch of this space...
[13:33] Kurai
I see.
[13:35] Kurai
So this is what Abe-sensei was seeing.
[13:38] Tamao
What? What exactly are you seeing?
[13:41] Kurai
Very well. I'll use my youkai magic
to show you what I'm seeing.
[13:46] Kurai
Touch me and close your eyes.
[13:48] Tamao
O-Okay...
[13:50] Kurai
If you open your eyes or
stray away from me,
[13:52] Kurai
the youkai magic will be
broken, so be careful.
[13:54] Tamao
Got it!
[13:57] Tamao
Whoa! What the heck is all this?!
[14:00] Tamao
What's going on in the
basement of the school?!
SIGN Gourmet Avenue
[14:04] Kurai
Oh, over there.
SIGN The Teen Years
[14:07] Kurai
I think Abe-sensei might be there.
[14:09] Kurai
He likes uniforms doesn't he?
[14:10] Tamao
Wow! You tracked down something
he'd like with pinpoint accuracy!
[14:15] Tamao
But he considers uniforms
gods who created all things.
[14:20] Tamao
He gets pretty mad if
you mistreat them.
[14:23] Kurai
I see.
[14:25] Kurai
Well, I'll go check out
the place just in case.
[14:28] Tamao
Hey! If we separate,
your youkai magic will break!
[14:33] Tamao
You're actually a skeeze
with a face like that?
[14:36] Kurai
If you think all cool-guy characters are
straitlaced, you're gravely mistaken.
[14:39] Tamao
Anyway, what the heck is this place?!
[14:43] Kurai
Since Abe-sensei could see
this place and we couldn't,
[14:47] Kurai
we can assume this place
is not of this world.
[14:49] Tamao
Eek...
[14:50] Tamao
That means the people here...
[14:52] Kurai
One could assume that, yes.
[14:54] Tamao
Then we need to find him quick
and get back to a higher level!
[14:58] Tamao
If only a cop was around!
We'd find him even faster!
[15:01] Kurai
A cop?
[15:03] Tamao
Seimei usually acts super suspicious,
[15:06] Tamao
so he quickly gets questioned by
cops or chased by police cars.
[15:09] (Flashback) Yamazaki
You there! Abe-sensei! Stop right there!
[15:15] Young Cop
You there with the cowlick! Stop at once!
[15:18] Haruaki
Heck no!
[15:19] Tamao
Yeah, exactly like that.
[15:22] Tamao
Wait, he's even being chased by
the cops in a place like this!
[15:25] Haruaki
Ah, Akisame-kun! Kurai-san!
[15:28] Renka
Kurai?!
[15:29] Kurai
Renka-sa—
[15:32] Tamao
Why did you open your eyes,
Big Bro Kurai?!
[15:35] Tamao
We're back in the same ol' ruins now!
[15:38] Kurai
Sorry... I happened to see someone
I know who passed away...
[15:43] Tamao
Oh... Then I'm sorry for getting mad.
[15:46] Tamao
But why did Seimei also disappear
when you opened your eyes?
[15:51] Kurai
He might've been completely
sucked into this place.
[15:55] Kurai
We should hurry.
[15:56] Tamao
I know! I just thought of
a really good solution!
[15:59] Kurai
Huh?
[16:00] Haruaki
What should we do? Akisame-kun and
Kurai-san suddenly disappeared!
SIGN Metropolitan Police
[16:05] Tamao
Seimei! There's trouble!
[16:08] Tamao
The oldest uniform in Japan
was in the elevator hall!
[16:12] Kurai
Would that really get
him to come here?
[16:14] Tamao
Man, you don't know Seimei at all.
[16:17] Tamao
His obsession with uniforms
would make even ghosts shiver.
[16:22] Young Cop
Huh?
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
[16:23] Haruaki
This is a huge emergency!
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
SIGN Metropolitan
Police
[16:25] Haruaki
I need to hurry to the spot!
[16:27] Kurai
He's taking a while.
[16:29] Tamao
He'll be here any second.
Have some patience.
[16:32] Kurai
Akisame-kun, your eyes are open.
[16:34] Tamao
Oh, shoot!
SIGN Big
Flame
Buns
SIGN Underground
Cultural Festival
SIGN Underground
Cultural Festival
SIGN Underground
Cultural Fair
Going on Now
[16:36] Tamao
Huh? But the scenery hasn't changed.
[16:40] Kurai
It seems like, since we've been here so long,
[16:43] Kurai
we're also that much closer to becoming
inhabitants here, just like Abe-sensei.
[16:48] Tamao
What?!
[16:50] Kurai
If he doesn't show up in
the next three minutes,
[16:52] Kurai
we should probably head
to the surface first.
[16:55] Tamao
Seimei...
[16:56] Haruaki
You called?!
[16:59] Haruaki
I'm here!
[17:01] Haruaki
Sorry to keep you waiting!
[17:03] Kurai
That's quite the entrance.
[17:05] Tamao
More importantly,
we're in trouble, Seimei!
[17:07] Tamao
Blah, blah, yadda, yadda,
[17:08] Tamao
so we need to hurry to the surface,
or we'll be in big trouble!
SIGN Blah, blah,
yadda, yadda
[17:12] Haruaki
What?!
[17:20] Tamao
Seimei, who's that lady?
[17:22] Haruaki
Oh, her child is a student in Class 3.
[17:26] Renka
And did you figure out whose mom I am?
[17:31] Haruaki
You're Nyuudou-kun's mom, right?
[17:35] Haruaki
The one who passed some years ago...
[17:42] Renka
I guess you got me.
[17:44] Renka
Well done, Abe-sensei!
[17:46] Renka
You're as shrewd as he said you were!
[17:48] Haruaki
Shrewd?
[17:49] Renka
Truly...
SIGN Nyuudou
Family Grave
[17:51] Renka
You're exactly how my son described you.
[17:55] Renka
I was planning on waiting to see my
son and husband again only after
[17:59] Renka
they'd lived out their lives in full...
[18:03] Renka
But recently, my son seemed
troubled about something,
[18:06] Renka
so I was hoping I could see him,
[18:08] Renka
and I ended up in this place
between both worlds.
[18:11] Renka
But I'm glad I got to meet you,
Sensei. And I had a lot of fun!
[18:15] Tamao
Renren's mom passed away?
[18:19] Tamao
I had no idea...
[18:20] Renka
Oh, are you Tama-chan?
[18:22] Tamao
Huh?
[18:23] Renka
Rensuke tells me about you all the time.
[18:27] Renka
It's like every other word he says is "Tamao."
SIGN Nyuudou
Family Grave
[18:29] (Flashback) Nyuudou
I have a best friend now!
[18:31] Renka
He actually came to tell me that.
[18:34] Renka
Thank you for being my son's best friend.
[18:38] Renka
I hope you'll continue to be
good friends with Rensuke.
[18:41] Tamao
Of course I will.
[18:44] Renka
Okay, you need to get going,
or you'll really be stuck down here.
[18:49] Renka
I can't go beyond this point,
so I guess this is goodbye.
[18:54] Renka
Please take care of Rensuke for me, you two.
[18:57] Renka
He tries to act tough and
doesn't like to ask for help.
[19:01] Haruaki
Renka-san...
[19:02] Renka
You, too, Kurai. Take care
of my family for me!
[19:05] Kurai
I will.
[19:07] Renka
Oh, yeah. I had a request for you, Sensei.
[19:10] Renka
Take this.
[19:11] Haruaki
What is it?
[19:13] Renka
If you happen to run into a
little girl named Ruri-chan,
[19:17] Renka
please give that to her.
[19:18] Haruaki
Ruri-chan?
[19:20] Renka
I have a feeling you'd be
able to find her, Sensei.
[19:24] Old Cop
There he is!
[19:26] Old Cop
In the elevator!
[19:27] Renka
Hurry and get on!
[19:28] Haruaki
But...
[19:29] Renka
Okay, get going!
[19:31] Renka
Don't come back here again until
you've lived a full life, okay?
[19:34] Haruaki
Renka-san...
[19:37] Haruaki
Ren...
[19:40] Haruaki
Nyuudou-kun's mom!
[19:42] Haruaki
Nyuudou-kun's first-term
grades were all fives!
[19:46] Haruaki
He's extremely earnest and responsible,
has lots of friends,
[19:49] Haruaki
and is always leading
Class 3 as the class rep!
[19:52] Haruaki
He'll help kids who are having
trouble with their homework,
[19:55] Haruaki
and sometimes, he gets in
fights and lets loose...
[19:57] Haruaki
But from my perspective as his teacher,
he's leading a very fun school life!
[20:02] Haruaki
So please don't worry!
[20:13] Tamao
Renren's mom looked really happy.
[20:16] Haruaki
Yeah.
[20:18] Tamao
Then we need to stop
crying in two seconds!
[20:21] Tamao
Let's continue to do our best
so that Renren's mom
[20:24] Tamao
up in heaven can see that we're
Renren's best friend and teacher!
[20:27] Haruaki
Yeah!
SIGN B1
SIGN 1
SIGN 2
SIGN 3
SIGN 4
SIGN 5
SIGN 6
[20:30] Haruaki
We're back on the surface!
SIGN Youkai
100 Tales
[20:33] Haruaki
We're actually back at
the school now, right?
SIGN Youkai
100 Tales
SIGN Youkai
100 Tales
[20:37] Nyuudou
Seimei, Tama! Where the
heck were you guys?
[20:40] Nyuudou
The cultural festival's almost ov—
[20:42] Haruaki
Nyuudou-kun!
[20:43] Tamao
Renren!
[20:45] Tamao
Renren! I'll be your best friend forever!
[20:47] Nyuudou
What the hell? You're being creepy.
[20:49] Haruaki
I'll also watch over you 24/7 and
365 days a year as your teacher!
[20:55] Nyuudou
Uh, are you announcing
yourself as my stalker?
[20:57] Kurai
That won't be happening.
[21:00] Haruaki
Kurai-san?
[21:01] Nyuudou
Kurai! Why are you here?
I told you not to come.
SIGN Youkai
News
[21:05] Kurai
Rensuke-sama, the master
would like to speak with you,
[21:09] Kurai
so you will need to return home for a time.
[21:11] Nyuudou
What?!
[21:14] Haruaki
What?
[21:15] Tamao
Who are they?
[21:16] Nyuudou
No way! You jerks!
[21:18] Tamao
Renren!
[21:19] Haruaki
Who the heck are you? What're you
planning to do with my student?
[21:22] Kurai
Oh, I didn't expect you to grab my collar.
[21:25] Kurai
I figured you were more timid than that.
[21:29] Kurai
Will you stop us with force, then?
[21:31] Kurai
With your power to exorcise demons?
[21:34] Haruaki
Huh?
[21:35] Kurai
I know everything about you.
[21:38] Kurai
The descendant of Abe
no Seimei, Haruaki Abe.
[21:44] Haruaki
Just who are you, Kurai-san?
[21:47] Kurai
I'm sorry I kept my
identity secret from you.
[21:50] Haruaki and Tamao
Takahashi-sensei?!
[21:52] Kurai
My name is Kurai Takahashi.
[21:54] Kurai
I work for Rensuke Nyuudou-sama's father.
[22:02] Kurai
And to fulfill his father's orders,
I will be taking Rensuke-sama back home.
22 - Goodbye, Ren-Ren
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[00:05] Nakano
According to the Ministry of Youkai
Affairs, Japanese officials
SIGN Minister of Youkai Affairs Meets with Foreign Youkai
SIGN Minister of Youkai Affairs Meets with Foreign Youkai
[00:09] Nakano
will be meeting with foreign youkai
in New York to better their relations.
[00:12] Haruaki
Nyuudou-kun didn't show up again today.
[00:15] (Flashback) Kurai
And to fulfill his father's orders,
I will be taking Rensuke-sama back home.
[00:24] Awayama
Abe-sensei!
[00:25] Haruaki
Y-Yes?
[00:26] Nyuudou Father
Pardon.
[00:30] Miki
N-No way!
[00:32] Nyuudou Father
You must be Abe-sensei.
[00:35] Haruaki
Y-Yes...
[00:36] Nyuudou Father
Hello. I am Rensuke Nyuudou's father.
[00:38] Nyuudou Father
My name is Hajime Nyuudou.
[00:42] Haruaki
You're Nyuudou-kun's father?
SIGN Minister of Youkai Affairs
Meets with Foreign Youkai
SIGN Minister of Youkai Affairs
Meets with Foreign Youkai
[00:44] Nakano
The Ministry of Youkai Affairs plans
to lay the foundation for expansion
[00:48] Nakano
of economic cooperation and extension
of companies overseas in the future.
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN Episode 22:
"Goodbye, Ren-Ren"
[02:23] Hatanaka
Abe-sensei had business to attend to,
so I'll be handing your Japanese tests back.
[02:28] Hatanaka
First up, Akisame—
[02:34] Hatanaka
Seriously?
[02:35] Tamao
Huh? Is it that bad?
[02:41] Tamao
N-No way...
[02:43] Hijita
Tamao could barely even write his name
before, and now he somehow got a 38!
[02:48] Mujina
The highest score he'd gotten in
his whole life was a five, and now...
[02:52] Sano
Well, you were working hard
with Seimei after school.
[02:55] Tamao
Ren-Ren helped me study a lot, too!
[03:00] Tamao
I did it!
[03:02] All
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
[03:04] Mujina
Damn it. Why's Nyuudou gotta be
absent on a happy day like this?
[03:08] Tamao
I can't wait to show Ren-Ren!
[03:13] Hatanaka
About that...
[03:16] Haruaki
Nyuudou-kun's quitting school?
[03:19] Haruaki
But why?
[03:21] Hajime
I have someone watching
over Rensuke regularly,
[03:25] Hajime
but I cannot overlook the fact that his
teacher has the power to exorcise demons.
[03:32] Hajime
You are a danger to us.
[03:36] Hajime
I can't help but be suspicious of this school
and the principal who hired you.
[03:44] Nyuudou
Sorry, Seimei...
[03:46] Nyuudou
for dragging you into this.
[03:48] Haruaki
Nyuudou-kun!
[03:49] Hajime
We have nothing more to discuss.
[03:51] Hajime
Rensuke, go gather your things.
[03:55] Haruaki
Nyuudou-san!
[03:56] Haruaki
He's needed at this school!
[03:58] Haruaki
If you're that strongly opposed, then I'll quit!
[04:02] Nyuudou
No one's asking you to do that.
[04:05] Nyuudou
Honestly, it's a relief.
[04:06] Nyuudou
I've been freed from
babysitting those idiots.
[04:08] Nyuudou
I can relax and study
for entrance exams—
[04:10] Haruaki
Nyuudou-kun!
[04:11] Haruaki
If you really mean that, then
look me in the eye and say it!
[04:16] Nyuudou
I mean it.
[04:19] Nyuudou
Anyway, I'm gonna get my stuff from class.
[04:24] Hajime
Please refrain from meddling in our affairs.
[04:27] Hajime
Farewell.
SIGN Class 2-3
[04:33] Hijita
What's that supposed to mean, Four-eyes?!
[04:35] Hatanaka
Just that!
[04:36] Hatanaka
Abe-sensei's talking to
Nyuudou-kun's father right now!
[04:46] Kuniko
Nyuudou-kun, are you
really quitting school?
[04:50] Nyuudou
Yup, sure am.
[04:53] Nyuudou
Sorry for leaving you as the
only class rep, Utagawa-san.
[04:56] Kuniko
That's not what I'm worried about...
[04:58] Tamao
Ren-Ren! I don't know what
happened, but don't be stupid!
[05:03] Nyuudou
Never thought I'd see the day
when you'd call me stupid.
[05:06] Tamao
I don't want you to leave, Ren-Ren.
[05:08] Tamao
Look at this test I just got back!
[05:11] Tamao
It's because of you that I—
[05:18] Nyuudou
And I'm saying that I'm done
babysitting morons like you.
[05:24] Nyuudou
It's a pain in the ass having you
being all buddy-buddy with me.
[05:27] Hatanaka
Nyuudou, stop that.
SIGN Oni
[05:28] Nyuudou
I mean, this school's pretty messed up.
[05:31] Nyuudou
All of you are basically preschoolers.
[05:35] Nyuudou
I mean, we're all youkai with completely
different levels of intelligence and powers.
[05:39] Nyuudou
There's no way we can all
study under the same roof!
[05:42] Nyuudou
I actually wish I'd been born a human!
[05:49] Nyuudou
Ow...
[05:51] Nyuudou
The hell was that for?
[05:52] Mujina
What?
[05:54] Mujina
You looked like you wanted someone
to stop you, so I stopped you.
[06:00] Nyuudou
What's that supposed to mean?
[06:02] Nyuudou
Yeah, I definitely don't get along with you.
[06:05] Mujina
Then fight back like you
usually do, you idiot.
[06:09] Haruaki
Wait, what happened?
[06:10] Nyuudou
Nothing. Mujina and I are fighting, as usual.
[06:14] Haruaki
Nyuudou-kun, I'd like to
speak to you alone.
[06:17] Haruaki
Come to the roof.
[06:19] Nyuudou
We already spoke more than enough.
[06:22] Nyuudou
I have nothing more to say.
[06:24] Haruaki
You might not, but I do.
[06:27] Haruaki
Come with me.
[06:31] Nyuudou
Okay, fine.
[06:38] Mamekichi
Akisame-kun.
[06:40] Mamekichi
I'm pretty sure you know this,
but he absolutely didn't mean that.
SIGN Tamao Akisame
SIGN You worked really hard
[06:44] Tamao
Of course I know that!
[06:46] Tamao
Ren-Ren would never say
something like that and mean it.
[06:50] Tamao
We're best friends, damn it!
[06:52] Tamao
But...
[06:57] Tamao
Even so...
[06:59] Tamao
that hurt a tiny bit...
[07:06] Nyuudou
Tama had been working hard for a while.
[07:09] Haruaki
Nyuudou-kun...
[07:11] Nyuudou
Seimei, make sure you stay
a teacher for the long haul.
[07:15] Nyuudou
There are a lot of kids at
this school who need you.
[07:21] Nyuudou
But I'm not one of them.
[07:26] Nyuudou
I've been insanely envious
of you this whole time.
[07:33] Haruaki
Envious?
SIGN Ichigankoku Hospital
[07:40] Nyuudou
Seven years ago...
SIGN Renka Nyuudou
[07:42] Nyuudou
My mom was in the hospital,
so I'd come by to see her often.
[07:47] (Flashback) Renka
Rensuke! You came again today?
[07:55] Nyuudou
And that's where I met...
[07:58] Nyuudou
Ruri-chan.
[08:04] Nyuudou
She was a sickly girl from birth, but we
became friends after I helped her study.
[08:10] Nyuudou
I fell in love with her.
[08:15] (Flashback) Ruri
Rensuke-kun, no one else is here,
so why don't you take off your mask?
[08:18] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
I-I can't!
[08:20] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
I mean, you might get scared
if you see my awful burn scar.
[08:23] (Flashback) Ruri
I don't care about that.
[08:25] (Flashback) Ruri
I became your friend because
I like your personality.
[08:32] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
O-Oh, yeah...
[08:34] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
I wanted to give you a
p-present today, Ruri-chan.
[08:38] (Flashback) Ruri
A ring?
[08:40] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
I thought it might look nice on you...
[08:43] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
I-I bought my own, too.
[08:45] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
I was thinking maybe...
[08:47] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
Er, I guess matching rings
might be weird!
[08:49] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
I mean, it's almost like...
[08:51] (Flashback) Ruri
They're almost like wedding rings!
[08:54] (Flashback) Ruri
How does it look?
[08:58] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
I...
[09:00] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
I love you, Ruri-chan!
[09:02] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
When we grow up, please marry me!
[09:09] (Flashback) Ruri
Then... when I get better and become
an adult, will you marry me?
[09:14] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
Yeah!
[09:16] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
I promise!
SIGN Renka Nyuudou
[09:24] Nyuudou
But that happiness didn't last long.
[09:27] Nyuudou
It actually ended very quickly.
[09:39] (Flashback) Ruri
I don't care about that.
[09:42] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
Um, actually, I'm a youk—
[09:48] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
I'm sorry!
[09:49] (Flashback) Renka
Rensuke!
[09:50] (Flashback) Ruri
Wait!
[09:51] (Flashback) Renka
Wait!
[09:54] (Flashback) Kurai
I just saw Rensuke-sama and
his friend go running—
SIGN Renka Nyuudou
[09:58] (Flashback) Kurai
Renka-san?
[10:02] (Flashback) Ruri
Rensuke-kun!
SIGN Fire Hydrant
SIGN Conference Room 2
[10:18] (Flashback) Kurai
Sir, Renka-sama's condition has...
[10:22] (Flashback) Hajime
I see. All right.
[10:26] (Flashback) Hajime
I'll head to the hospital
once this meeting is over.
[10:29] (Flashback) Hajime
Now, about amending this youkai bill...
SIGN Ichigankoku Hospital
[10:33] Nyuudou
Not long after... I had no reason
to visit the hospital anymore.
SIGN Reception
[10:42] (Flashback) Nurse 1
Yes. Ruri-chan got better after that.
[10:46] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
I see. That's good.
[10:50] (Flashback) Nurse 2
Are you sure about this, Senpai?
[10:52] (Flashback) Nurse 1
Apparently, Ruri-chan and Rensuke-kun
got into a fight that day.
[10:56] (Flashback) Nurse 1
He's better off not knowing that she
passed away falling down the stairs
[11:00] (Flashback) Nurse 1
chasing after him.
[11:03] Little Nyuudou
Why?
[11:05] Little Nyuudou
Why?
[11:07] Little Nyuudou
Why?!
[11:11] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
Damn it!
[11:12] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
Is it because my face looks like this?!
[11:15] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou
It's not like I wanted
to be born this weird!
[11:23] Nyuudou
I figured I'd never get involved
with humans ever again...
[11:27] Nyuudou
Then you showed up.
SIGN Haruaki Abe
[11:29] Nyuudou
Honestly, I envied you.
[11:33] Nyuudou
Because I wished...
[11:36] Nyuudou
I'd been born a human like you.
[11:40] Haruaki
But... if it weren't for your eye,
[11:44] Haruaki
I would've died in that fire in Tokyo.
[11:48] Haruaki
You also helped out with the kasha.
[11:51] Haruaki
Your big eye has saved so many people.
[11:58] Haruaki
Of course, you can't look
away from what you've lost.
[12:02] Haruaki
Especially if it involved someone's death.
[12:06] Haruaki
In that case...
[12:08] Haruaki
Every time you say something bad
about yourself or put yourself down,
[12:11] Haruaki
I'll find something good
about you and tell you.
[12:14] Haruaki
Keep finding your own
value at this school,
[12:18] Haruaki
with me...
[12:20] Haruaki
No, with everyone in Class 3!
[12:28] Nyuudou
Dad!
[12:30] Hajime
Are you done talking?
[12:32] Hajime
Don't waste any more of my time.
[12:34] Kurai
Let's go, Rensuke-sama.
[12:36] Nyuudou
Seimei... I...
[12:39] Haruaki
It's okay! I'll figure it out!
[12:42] Hajime
And what can you possibly do?
[12:45] Haruaki
I promise I'll bring you back!
[12:47] Haruaki
Until then, I need you to find the resolve
to accept yourself and live your life!
[12:58] Sano
And he's gone...
[13:01] Sano
Do you actually have a plan
after saying all that?
[13:04] Haruaki
I'm gonna think of one right now!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN Gashadokuro
SIGN Talisman
of Protection
SIGN Even Cats Can
Understand
SIGN Proverb Dictionary
[13:15] Miki
He's basically been glued to
his desk for two hours now...
[13:18] Sano
Yeah, he's pretty stuck.
[13:20] Haruaki
Damn it! What am I supposed to do?
SIGN Gashadokuro
SIGN Talisman
of Protection
[13:25] Haruaki
The little pouch Renka-san gave me...
[13:28] Haruaki
It had a ring inside.
[13:30] (Flashback) Renka
If you happen to run into a
little girl named Ruri-chan,
[13:33] (Flashback) Renka
please give that to her.
[13:35] Haruaki
I wonder if this is the one
Nyuudou-kun gave to Ruri-chan...
[13:42] Haruaki
Could it be...
SIGN That Big-Time Actor
in a Love Affair
Confirmed?!
Fans Are Shocked at the
Unexpected News!
Entertainment Insider
"It's a Total Surprise"
It's been revealed that one
big-time actor is in a love affair.
Fans have posted congratulations
and grievances online at the
sudden news. Everyone is in
complete shock.
[13:48] Haruaki
I've got it!
[13:50] Haruaki
Whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper...
[13:53] Miki
I-If you do that and mess up,
you're gonna be more than fired!
[13:57] Haruaki
Don't worry! I'll keep it peaceful!
[13:59] Miki
Aw, hell! Don't blame me
for whatever happens!
[14:02] Sano
Well, whatever.
[14:04] Sano
Things are finally turning
back into a gag anime.
SIGN Takahashi
Youkai General Hospital
[14:07] Takahashi
Hey there, Abe-sensei.
[14:09] Takahashi
The Nyuudou family, huh? You picked
quite the family to fight with.
[14:13] Haruaki
Um... The little brother
you mentioned before...
[14:16] Haruaki
It's Kurai-san, right?
[14:18] Takahashi
Yup, it sure is!
[14:20] Takahashi
We get along so well that we've
never even fought before.
[14:24] Haruaki
And the youkai magic you both
use is exactly the same, right?
[14:28] Takahashi
Yup, exactly the same.
[14:30] Takahashi
We can make our eyes appear
on things we touch...
[14:33] Takahashi
or see spirit energy or souls.
[14:36] Haruaki
Thank you very much.
[14:38] Haruaki
I just have one more question.
[14:41] Mandragora
Tick, tock, ding.
SIGN 2
SIGN 10
SIGN 3
SIGN 4
SIGN 5
SIGN 9
SIGN 7
SIGN 8
SIGN 6
[14:47] Haruaki
There we go!
[14:48] Hajime
How dare you?! What are you thinking?!
[14:51] Hajime
This is blackmail!
[14:53] Nyuudou
What? What's wrong?
[14:54] Hajime
Don't mess with me!
[14:56] Kurai
Rensuke-sama...
SIGN To Nyuudou-kun's father.
Once you see this, call this number
within 10 minutes.
[14:58] Kurai
Just a while ago, your former classmate,
the ittan-momen, dropped this off.
SIGN Huge Scoop!!
Hajime Nyuudou
sexually harassed
a bunch of minors
at a cross-dressing bar?!
[15:04] Hatanaka
Wait, is this real?
[15:06] Miki
Nope. This is the doppelganger
Yamazaki-san.
SIGN You're a
police officer
who protects
civilians, right?
[15:10] Miki
Haruaki-kun wanted to make up this scandal.
SIGN Don't blame me for
whatever happens!
[15:13] Hajime
How dare you fabricate
something like this?!
[15:15] Hajime
I'm calling my lawyer and
the police right now!
[15:17] Haruaki
But I might accidentally leak
that on social media first.
[15:21] Hajime
Th-This little...
[15:24] Haruaki
Nyuudou-san, how about
we have a competition?
[15:27] Haruaki
I'm going to head there right
now to bring Rensuke-kun back.
[15:30] Haruaki
Of course, no matter what
happens, I won't use my power.
[15:34] Haruaki
If I'm able to get Rensuke-kun out
of the house before dawn, I win.
[15:38] Haruaki
If I win, I will have
Rensuke-kun return to school.
[15:42] Hajime
Then when I catch you and I win,
I will demand that the principal resign,
[15:48] Hajime
and I will choose his successor.
[15:53] Hajime
I told you. I'm suspicious of
any school that would hire you.
[15:58] Haruaki
B-But that's...
[16:00] Principal
That's fine.
[16:02] Principal
It's a leader's burden to take
responsibility when something happens.
[16:07] Hajime
I'm glad you understand.
[16:10] Haruaki
Principal... Thank you so much.
[16:13] Principal
Haruaki-kun, I'm sure you know this...
[16:16] Principal
If you lose, your head is
gonna fly. Quite literally.
[16:22] Haruaki
It's not just my job on the
line! It's my life, too!
SIGN And so...
[16:25] Small Old Man
And so... the battle between the
Nyuudou family and Haruaki's forces...
SIGN The battle between
the Nyuudou family
and Haruaki's forces...
[16:30] Kuniko
Huh?
[16:31] Small Old Man
...began!
SIGN Online
SIGN Class 3 Group (26)
SIGN Class 3, gather in front of the
school gates tonight at 7 PM!
[16:34] Haruaki
Okay, I'm counting on you.
[16:37] Hijita
I'd heard he was rich, but the Nyuudou
family's way bigger than I thought.
[16:42] Haruaki
According to Takahashi-sensei's intel,
[16:44] Haruaki
it's a building filled with a bunch of
eye youkai, so it has no blind spots.
[16:49] Odawara
Ugh... I'm getting nervous.
SIGN Fire
SIGN Fire
SIGN Fire
SIGN Fire
[16:51] Kurahashi
Is this really going to turn out okay?
[16:54] Sano
This is exactly when we'd want
Nyuudou to say something.
[16:57] Nyuudou
We've come this far,
so we've gotta keep going!
[17:00] Sano
He'd say that, and we'd
all actually move forward.
[17:04] Toubyou
Well, I guess we've gotta go.
[17:06] Odawara
Let's go get our leader!
[17:09] Hijita
Without him around, the average
score on our tests is gonna go down!
[17:14] Kurai
Rensuke-sama, you won't be able to
leave your room tonight, so take this.
[17:19] Nyuudou
A tablet?
[17:20] Kurai
The mokumokuren throughout the building
[17:23] Kurai
will use their youkai magic to
put what they see on the screen,
[17:25] Kurai
so you can see what's going on
outside your room with this.
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[17:28] Small Old Man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
[17:30] Small Old Man
Mokumokuren.
[17:31] Small Old Man
They possess homes and keep
an eye out for intruders.
[17:35] Nyuudou
That's thoughtful of you.
[17:36] Kurai
Yes, well, I can't have you get
curious and try to sneak out, either.
[17:40] Kurai
Now, If you'll excuse me, I must—
[17:43] Kurai
It appears they've made their move.
[17:46] Nyuudou
Then that thunder was the Ogatas?
[17:49] Kou
Let's burn this into the
eyes of the eye youkai...
[17:52] Kou; Rin
The power of the Fuujin and Raijin!
[17:55] Security 1
Get inside!
[17:56] Security 2
Right!
[17:59] Hijita
All right. Just as planned,
we're gonna wreak havoc now.
[18:02] Hijita
You stay behind us so
you don't get caught.
[18:06] Haruaki/Yamazaki
R-Right.
[18:07] Mandragora
Pardon us!
[18:10] Hijita
Th-This lobby's huge!
[18:12] Medusa
Welcome, Rensuke-sama's former friends.
[18:16] Hijita
What do you mean, "former"?
[18:17] Medusa
Sorry, still friends.
[18:20] Hijita
And we're gonna continue
being his friends! Oota!
[18:23] Oota
You got it!
[18:25] Oota
If you don't want me to squish
you, give Nyuudou-kun ba—
[18:28] Oota
Huh?
[18:29] Oota
Wait, my body won't mo—
[18:32] Fuji
Hey! Either look down or close your eyes!
[18:34] Fuji
That woman facing you!
Don't look her in the eyes!
[18:37] Fuji
This is her youkai magic!
[18:39] Fuji
The youkai that turns you to stone
if you look her in the eye...
[18:41] Fuji
Medusa!
[18:43] Momoyama
In that case...
[18:44] Momoyama
How about this, stone lady?
[18:47] Marilyn
If you turn us to stone,
the other servants—
[18:51] Daisy
Marilyn!
[18:52] Kurahashi
Unbelievable! They even turned
their friends to stone!
[18:56] Medusa
But of course.
[18:58] Medusa
They caught not just by the
intruders, but by students.
[19:01] Medusa
I'm sure they'd much prefer
to be statues in the lobby.
[19:06] Medusa
Now, next up is...
[19:07] Medusa
You there, with the afro.
[19:08] Mujina
That was close!
[19:10] Medusa
I don't sense much spirit energy
from you, so I'll save you for later.
[19:13] Mujina
Huh?!
[19:16] Medusa
Ow! Why is the floor frozen here?
[19:20] Fuji
If I'm looking down so I
don't look you in the eyes,
[19:22] Fuji
I can only freeze what's below me.
[19:24] Medusa
Ugh! I keep slipping and can't stand!
[19:26] Ogoso
Seimei-sensei! Put this on so
you don't look her in the eyes.
[19:31] Haruaki
But...
[19:31] Ogoso
You can't get caught yet.
[19:33] Ogoso
Look for a chance to get out of this lobby!
[19:36] Medusa
I finally got out.
[19:37] Fuji
Then I'll just freeze more!
[19:41] Medusa
Hey! How am I supposed
to move like this?!
[19:44] Medusa
Just kidding.
[19:45] Fuji
Huh?
[19:48] Medusa
Thanks for making the floor a giant mirror,
guy who happens to be a yuki-onna.
[19:53] Medusa
Thanks to you, I can turn everyone
looking down into stone at once.
[19:58] Hijita
What the hell? A single maid just...
[20:01] Nyuudou
No way...
[20:03] Hijita
They're too strong.
[20:05] Medusa
Now, then... All that's left is
the teacher and eyepatch kid.
[20:08] Medusa
Who should I get first?
[20:11] Medusa
Where are you aiming?
[20:13] Hijita
Damn it! If I can get her into a puddle...
SIGN Bam
[20:20] Medusa
You little...
[20:22] Medusa
He... doesn't have a face?!
[20:24] Mujina
You're gonna lose your footing
[20:27] Mujina
if you're only paying attention to
someone's spirit energy, dumbass!
[20:35] Mujina
Hey! What's the big ide—
[20:36] Hijita
Mujina, keep that up for later.
[20:42] Hijita
You can't escape anymore...
from your own youkai magic.
[20:46] Medusa
Don't tell me you're trying
to take me down, too?!
[20:49] Hijita
I don't mind goin' down,
as long as I take you with me!
[20:53] Mujina
Hijita!
[20:56] Kuniko
Beniko-chan, what's wrong?
[20:57] Beniko
Nothing...
[20:58] Kuniko
There are surprisingly few
people in the back entrance.
[21:02] Sano
It's because the guys who went through
the front caused a ruckus in the lobby
[21:05] Sano
and gathered our enemies there.
[21:07] Kuniko
I wonder if they're okay.
[21:10] Beniko
Eh, I'm sure they're fine.
Hijita's in that group, too.
[21:17] Mujina
Hey, look at this, Seimei.
[21:19] Mujina
It's the monitor room.
[21:21] Haruaki/Yamazaki
There!
[21:22] Haruaki/Yamazaki
There's Nyuudou-kun!
[21:23] Mujina
I'm not sure where that is,
but he's next to a giant window.
[21:27] Haruaki/Yamazaki
We're on-screen, too.
[21:28] Mujina
Were there any security cameras though?
[21:31] Kurai
There weren't.
[21:33] Kurai
Those monitors are connected
to our eyes, after all.
[21:38] Haruaki/Yamazaki
Mujina-kun, run!
[21:41] Kurai
Even if he runs, he'll be
caught immediately.
[21:43] Haruaki/Yamazaki
I see you're as violent
as ever, Kurai-kun.
[21:48] Kurai
I figured it was you...
[21:49] Kurai
Yamazaki-san the doppelganger.
[21:52] Kurai
Even if you turn into a human, you can't
hide the spirit energy flowing within you.
[21:58] Kurai
So you're using the zashikiwarashi's
youkai magic to hide yourself...
[22:04] Kurai
But I see right through you, Abe-sensei.
23 - The Gashadokuro, Kuniko Utagawa
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[00:05] Kurai
A dodomeki can see through everything.
[00:08] Kurai
You transformed into Abe-sensei
[00:11] Kurai
and gathered everyone on the first floor,
[00:13] Kurai
while the real Abe-sensei and his students
snuck in through the back entrance.
[00:18] Kurai
Does that about sum it up?
[00:20] Kurai
Oh? Did I get something wrong?
[00:23] Yamazaki
Nah...
[00:25] Yamazaki
I was just thinking that you look just
like your older brother when you smile.
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN Episode 23
"The Gashadokuro,
Kuniko Utagawa"
[02:05] Sano
We climbed up pretty high.
[02:07] Beniko
Sorry, I need a break.
[02:09] Beniko
I used up quite a bit of my spirit power.
[02:12] Haruaki (Amaaki)
Thank you.
[02:13] Haruaki (Amaaki)
Thanks to you, we got to the
middle floor without any issues.
[02:17] Tamao
Wait for us, Ren-Ren.
[02:19] Tamao
I have tons of things I wanna tell you!
[02:24] Haruaki (Amaaki)
Okay, just a little more.
[02:26] Mekurabe
Daruma-san...
[02:30] Sano
You two, conceal yourselves again.
[02:33] Mekurabe
Daruma-san...
[02:35] Sano
Looks like we've got trouble.
[02:39] Mekurabe
Let's have a staring contest.
[02:41] Mekurabe
If you laugh, you lose.
[02:43] Mekurabe
Ready, set, go!
[02:47] Tamao
I have no idea why, but when I saw
her face, I couldn't stop laughing...
[02:50] Tamao
It's not even that funny!
[02:53] Mamekichi
Your face right now
is pretty funny, though.
[02:56] Utagawa
Could it be... that this maid
used her youkai magic...
[03:01] Sano
Then I'll go in from behind!
[03:03] Mekurabe
Too bad!
[03:06] Mamekichi
How dare you?!
[03:07] Mamekichi
This folly will ruin Sano-kun's cool-guy image!
[03:11] Mekurabe
I am the youkai mekurabe.
[03:13] Mekurabe
You can look me up later on your own,
[03:15] Mekurabe
you stupid, small fry, student youkai!
[03:18] Haruaki (Amaaki)
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
[03:20] Haruaki (Amaaki)
"Mekurabe. A youkai made
up of a bunch of skulls.
[03:24] Haruaki (Amaaki)
They'll try to have a staring contest
with you to make you laugh."
[03:27] Haruaki (Amaaki)
Apparently.
[03:28] Sano
Thanks for the explanation
while you're still invisible.
[03:31] Sano
This means she can split up
as much as she wants to.
[03:34] Renjou
In that case, I'll capture her in my web!
[03:39] Renjou
There are far too many.
[03:41] Utagawa
Hey, Yuri-chan...
[03:43] Renjou
What's the matter, Kuniko?
[03:45] Utagawa
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[03:47] Mekurabe
So you're Kuniko Utagawa?
[03:49] Utagawa
Huh? Yes, I am...
[03:54] Mekurabe
All right, listen up, Kuniko Utagawa.
[03:57] Mekurabe
I've been taking care of Rensuke-sama
ever since he was born.
[04:04] Utagawa
Huh?!
[04:05] Mekurabe
I changed his diapers, bathed him
until he was in grade school,
[04:09] Mekurabe
brushed his teeth, helped him study,
changed his diapers, bathed him...
[04:14] Renjou
Why did you repeat the part
about the diapers and bathing?
[04:17] Mekurabe
And yet you had the nerve to
use your charms on Rensuke-sama
[04:21] Mekurabe
without my permission when
all you've got is your looks.
[04:23] Utagawa
I'm more than just my looks!
[04:25] Utagawa
I work hard on my studies
so I'll have a good balance!
[04:27] Mekurabe
What could you possibly
know about Rensuke-sama
[04:29] Mekurabe
when you've only known him
for a year and a half?
[04:32] Utagawa
I can't let this perverted
girl get the better of me.
[04:36] Mekurabe
I'll use my youkai magic to make you
laugh until you turn into an uggo!
[04:41] Utagawa
In order to deal with a pervert like this...
[04:44] Utagawa
I just need to be an even bigger pervert!
[04:47] Utagawa
Well, if you must know...
[04:49] Utagawa
I peeped him in the bath just recently.
[04:53] Utagawa
I'll turn into a pervert if it means
we'll be able to get Nyuudou-kun back!
[04:56] Utagawa
He was... a safari park!
[05:00] Mekurabe
S-Safari park?!
[05:04] Mekurabe
Wait, what? Exactly what
part of him was a safari?!
[05:07] Mekurabe
Good, she took the bait!
[05:09] Mekurabe
Would you like to see?
[05:10] Mekurabe
I snapped a pic on my phone.
[05:14] Mekurabe
I'll delete that obscene picture once
I transfer it over to my phone!
[05:19] Utagawa
Now!
[05:22] Utagawa
Sorry. I was lying about that photo.
[05:26] Mekurabe
I can escape this in no time...
[05:28] Mekurabe
Spider webbing?!
[05:31] Renjou
Earlier...
[05:32] Renjou
Kuniko told me to make
a web in her right hand.
[05:36] Mekurabe
Wha—
[05:37] Renjou
Once a bug gets caught in
my web, there's no escape!
[05:40] Mekurabe
Argh! I can't move!
[05:44] Tamao
She looks like natto!
[05:47] Renjou
Kuniko, are you all right?
[05:49] Utagawa
She didn't even use her youkai magic
on me, but I can't stop smiling.
[05:53] Utagawa
But...
[05:54] Utagawa
Nyuudou-kun didn't hear me earlier,
so I'll be able to keep my sanity.
[06:00] Small Old Man
He heard you loud and clear!
[06:03] Kurai
Seriously, how could you let this happen?
[06:06] Kurai
I can't believe you let some high
school girls get the better of you.
[06:10] Tamao
K-Kurai...
[06:12] Kurai
I really didn't want to have
to face you, Akisame-kun.
[06:17] Nyuudou
Kurai... What's he planning to do?
[06:21] Nyuudou
The first floor went dark.
Did something happen?
[06:25] Takahashi
Hey, hey.
[06:27] Takahashi
How are you doing, Yamazaki-kun?
[06:30] Yamazaki
You're about the only person who'd
see me in this state and ask that.
[06:33] Takahashi
But good grief, you got roughed up.
[06:36] Takahashi
Was it Kurai?
[06:38] Yamazaki
I mentioned you and he lost it.
[06:41] Yamazaki
Just how much does he hate you?
[06:45] Takahashi
Well, it's easy to hate doctors.
[06:48] Takahashi
So, do you need some treatment?
[06:50] Yamazaki
No, I'm fine.
[06:52] Yamazaki
Go help everyone else instead.
[06:55] Takahashi
Okay!
[06:58] Kurai
Now, then...
[06:59] Kurai
Let's stop this farce.
[07:01] Kurai
All of the students in the main lobby,
other than the nopperabou, were defeated.
[07:07] Kurai
Which means that only you five remain...
[07:09] Kurai
as well as... the two who are invisible here.
[07:14] Sano
Zashiki! Seimei!
[07:17] Sano
Put them down!
[07:19] Utagawa
You're Akira-san's brother, aren't you?!
[07:21] Utagawa
How could someone related
to a doctor do something like—
[07:24] Kurai
What?
[07:27] Kurai
I should be asking you if you feel a
particular way being raised by that thing.
[07:31] Kurai
That thing is pure evil.
[07:34] Takahashi
Hey, now. That's rather rude to
say about your older brother.
[07:41] Kurai
Akira... What are you doing here?
[07:44] Takahashi
Well...
[07:45] Takahashi
All of you seemed to be having so much fun.
[07:49] Takahashi
Let me join in.
[07:51] Takahashi
Also...
[07:52] Takahashi
There was something I was curious about...
[07:56] Takahashi
But the main reason is that
[07:58] Takahashi
I was on the phone with Abe-sensei
this evening and realized something...
[08:02] Takahashi
I realized that ever since I was born,
I'd never fought with my brother.
[08:08] Takahashi
So let's have a good old
sibling brawl, Kurai!
[08:13] Kurai
You can't be serious.
[08:15] Kurai
The chances of me facing you in a fair fight...
[08:17] Kurai
are zero.
[08:21] Kurai
Even you wouldn't be able to
handle this many enemies.
[08:26] Takahashi
Aw, I'm so happy.
[08:29] Takahashi
The idea of examining all these
eye youkai is getting me excited.
[08:35] Three-eyed youkai
Don't get distracted! As long as
we capture Haruaki Abe, we win!
[08:39] Takahashi
What?!
[08:40] Takahashi
Come on, don't be like that!
[08:43] Takahashi
The average temperature of a three-eyed
youkai is the same as a human's,
[08:48] Takahashi
so 36.2°C, but yours is 37.2°C,
so it's a little high.
[08:51] Takahashi
You don't have any other signs
of a cold, so maybe it's stress.
[08:55] Takahashi
And so... you should get some sleep.
[08:58] Takahashi
Okay, exam over.
[09:02] Mamekichi
All right! I can do this, too!
[09:04] Mamekichi
Transform!
[09:06] Mamekichi
A lemon!
[09:07] Mamekichi
Take that! I'll squirt
lemon juice in your eyes!
[09:09] Servants
My eyes!
[09:11] Sano
Tamao, use this opportunity to go to Nyuudou.
[09:15] Tamao
Huh? But...
[09:16] Sano
Even if we win,
[09:19] Sano
there's no point if Nyuudou's
not going to change his mind.
[09:22] Sano
And for that to happen,
[09:25] Sano
he needs you.
[09:28] Tamao
I tried to look cool, but I have
no idea where Ren-Ren is!
[09:32] Takahashi
Time for your shot!
[09:35] Tamao
Hey, Mad Doctor!
[09:37] Tamao
You can see anything, right?
[09:39] Tamao
Could you tell me the fastest
way to get to Ren-Ren?
[09:42] Takahashi
Huh?
[09:43] Takahashi
Hmm...
[09:45] Takahashi
Let's see...
[09:47] Takahashi
Okay, after eight seconds,
try jumping out that window.
[09:52] Tamao
Huh?!
[09:53] Takahashi
That's the fastest route.
[09:55] Tamao
Wait, what?! What?!
[09:57] Takahashi
Five... You don't have time to hesitate. Three...
[10:00] Tamao
Okay, fine!
[10:01] Takahashi
Two...
[10:02] Tamao
I guess I'm gonna YOLO it!
[10:04] Takahashi
One...
[10:05] Tamao
That bastard!
[10:06] Tamao
He showed me the quickest way to heaven!
[10:10] Tamao
Mujina! What're you doing here?!
[10:12] Mujina
That's my line.
[10:15] Mujina
I was trying to meet up
with Maeda and the others.
[10:18] Mujina
Going outside seemed to be
the quickest way to Nyuudou.
[10:22] Tamao
I see, meow. So this
was the quickest route!
[10:25] Mujina
Hey! Maeda!
[10:29] Takahashi
Now, then...
[10:31] Takahashi
Let me examine you already, Kurai.
[10:35] Takahashi
Since you're my precious little brother,
I'll try this new drug out on you.
[10:40] Takahashi
Don't worry. Even if you
experience any side effects...
[10:43] Takahashi
I'll treat you later!
[10:47] Takahashi
How is it?!
[10:51] Takahashi
It didn't go into his vein.
[10:54] Kurai
Believe it or not, I'm also a dodomeki.
[10:57] Kurai
I can see my veins, so I made
sure the contents didn't go in.
[11:02] Takahashi
Aw, I made a medical error!
[11:04] Kurai
Your shot won't work on me.
[11:06] Takahashi
Aw... In that case...
[11:09] Takahashi
I guess we'll just have to
solve this with violence.
[11:15] Takahashi
I have to hold down patients who
struggle when I'm treating them,
[11:19] Takahashi
so my arms are pretty strong.
[11:21] Kurai
You're a monster through and through...
[11:23] Mekurabe
Seriously? You're a doctor,
and you're being violent?
[11:26] Takahashi
What are you talking about?
[11:28] Takahashi
It's because I'm a doctor that I can treat
people even if they end up a bit hurt.
[11:33] Kurai
Yeah... This guy is an absolute psycho.
[11:38] Nuribotoke
That's quite enough!
[11:41] Mekurabe
Hell yeah! Good job, Nuribotoke!
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[11:44] Small Old Man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
[11:46] Small Old Man
Nuribotoke.
[11:47] Small Old Man
A youkai that hides in the shadows of
altars and such, and suddenly attacks.
[11:52] Nuribotoke
If you keep acting up,
I'll shoot this into her!
[11:57] Takahashi
Go for it.
[11:58] Nuribotoke
Huh?
[11:59] Takahashi
Say...
[12:00] Takahashi
You're fighting with Abe-sensei, right?
[12:03] Takahashi
Let me tell you how to boost
your odds of winning.
[12:06] Nuribotoke
Hey! Stay back!
[12:07] Takahashi
In order to defeat that abnormally good guy,
[12:11] Takahashi
you need to be the ultimate bad guy.
[12:14] Takahashi
But just a normal bad guy won't do.
[12:16] Takahashi
The more Abe-sensei is a good guy...
[12:19] Takahashi
the more you need to be absolute lowlifes
who'll do the absolute worst things.
[12:26] Takahashi
Like this.
[12:29] Utagawa
Akira...sa...
[12:31] Nuribotoke
Huh? Wait... huh?
[12:34] Takahashi
It's very clear to me that you don't
have the resolve to hurt Kuniko.
[12:38] Takahashi
There's no way someone as half-assed as you
[12:41] Takahashi
has a chance against someone
who's willing to do anything.
[12:45] Takahashi
Oh, dear. Maybe I frightened
her a bit too much.
[12:48] Kurai
Akira!
[12:49] Kurai
What the hell are you doing?!
[12:51] Takahashi
Aw, so you can get mad!
[12:54] Takahashi
I feel bad for what I did to Kuniko...
[12:57] Takahashi
But this is nothing for someone like her.
[13:00] Sano
U-Utagawa-san, are you okay?
[13:03] Utagawa
Yeah...
[13:05] Takahashi
See? She's fi—
[13:08] Takahashi
What is this?
[13:10] Takahashi
I've lived over a hundred years
and haven't felt pain like this...
[13:13] Utagawa
You should be glad I didn't crush them!
[13:16] Utagawa
How dare you put your hand through
a girl's chest and leave a hole in it?!
[13:19] Utagawa
You're the worst!
[13:22] Kurai
That ring...
[13:25] Utagawa
Seimei-sensei gave it to me.
[13:30] (Flashback) Haruaki
I wanted to give you this, Utagawa-san.
[13:35] (Flashback) Haruaki
It's the ring that Nyuudou-kun
gave to Ruri-chan.
[13:38] (Flashback) Utagawa
Wh-Why do you have this, Sensei?
[13:42] (Flashback) Haruaki
Renka-san asked me to give it to you.
[13:46] (Flashback) Haruaki
Utagawa-san...
[13:48] (Flashback) Haruaki
No.
[13:50] (Flashback) Haruaki
Ruri-chan.
[13:55] Takahashi
I was shocked at first, too.
[13:58] Takahashi
I never thought...
[14:00] Haruaki
I have just one more question!
[14:04] (Flashback) Haruaki
The place where you first
met Utagawa-san...
[14:07] (Flashback) Haruaki
Was it the hospital where
Nyuudou-kun's mother was staying?
[14:12] Takahashi
...he would ever ask me that.
[14:17] Takahashi
Now, Nyuudou-kun.
[14:18] Takahashi
Make sure you listen carefully
and don't look away.
[14:24] Takahashi
And listen to how
[14:26] Takahashi
the departed-soul youkai, the gashadokuro
Kuniko Utagawa, was born.
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN Ichigankoku Hospital
[14:36] (Flashback) Takahashi
Starting today...
[14:38] (Flashback) Takahashi
I've transferred to this
hospital to start my residency.
[14:41] (Flashback) Takahashi
My name is Akira Takahashi.
[14:43] (Flashback) Takahashi
I still don't know much about huma—
[14:45] (Flashback) Takahashi
er, about this hospital, so I'll be counting
on you all to teach me the ropes.
[14:50] (Flashback) Nurses
He's so hot!
[14:51] (Flashback) Head Nurse
Hey.
[14:52] Takahashi
The president of this hospital is
actually a youkai disguised as a human.
[14:56] Takahashi
I'm so happy I get to be at a human hospital.
[15:00] Takahashi
Not to mention...
[15:03] Takahashi
I sense a lot of spirit
energy at this hospital.
SIGN Exam Room 2
SIGN Exam Room 2
[15:07] (Flashback) Nurse
And this is exam room 2.
[15:11] (Flashback) Takahashi
May I look at the emergency staircase?
SIGN Exam Room 2
[15:13] (Flashback) Nurse
Huh? Oh, no, not there.
[15:16] (Flashback) Nurse
A ghost appears there.
[15:17] (Flashback) Takahashi
A ghost?
[15:18] (Flashback) Nurse
Nurses have almost fallen there,
and a patient saw a ghost there.
[15:23] (Flashback) Nurse
It could be that girl from two months ago...
[15:26] (Flashback) Nurse
Huh?
[15:28] (Flashback) Nurse
The door opened on its own.
[15:37] (Flashback) Takahashi
A gashadokuro?!
[15:39] (Flashback) Takahashi
Wow... I've never seen one before!
[15:42] (Flashback) Takahashi
Say, what are you doing
at a human hospital?
[15:45] (Flashback) Takahashi
Whoa there.
[15:47] (Flashback) Takahashi
I see.
[15:49] (Flashback) Takahashi
You clearly lack reason.
[15:54] (Flashback) Takahashi
Then I'll have to examine
you even more closely.
[15:59] Takahashi
I see...
[16:01] Takahashi
Lots of humans souls
have gathered together.
[16:04] Takahashi
For all of these souls to come
together would require...
[16:09] (Flashback) Takahashi
There!
[16:11] (Flashback) Takahashi
Let me have a closer look!
[16:13] (Flashback) Takahashi
Just one of the souls is a different color.
[16:15] (Flashback) Takahashi
I see. You must be the
gashadokuro's core.
[16:18] (Flashback) Takahashi
Your regret is what summoned all
these souls of the dead here and...
[16:23] (Flashback) Takahashi
Oh, dear...
[16:33] (Flashback) Takahashi
Ah, this is great.
[16:35] (Flashback) Takahashi
You are full of energy!
[16:37] (Flashback) Takahashi
Tell me even more about you!
[16:40] (Flashback) Takahashi
Why are you here?
[16:42] (Flashback) Takahashi
Are you still attached
to your remaining family?
[16:44] (Flashback) Takahashi
Did you have a fight with a friend
or romantic partner and part ways?
[16:49] (Flashback) Takahashi
I saw some hesitation just now.
[16:51] (Flashback) Takahashi
You can't fool a dodomeki's eyes.
[16:54] (Flashback) Takahashi
Then I'll go ahead and
grant your wish for you.
[16:58] (Flashback) Takahashi
What do you want to do?
[17:00] (Flashback) Takahashi
Tell me.
[17:02] (Flashback) Gashadokuro
I...
[17:09] (Flashback) Gashadokuro
I want... to... apologize...
[17:12] (Flashback) Takahashi
Then I'll give you a chance to do that.
[17:15] (Flashback) Takahashi
Now, come to me.
[17:30] (Flashback) Head Nurse
Sensei?
[17:32] (Flashback) Takahashi
Oh, it's you.
[17:34] (Flashback) Takahashi
Hey, look at this.
SIGN Exam Room 2
[17:36] (Flashback) Takahashi
It's a soul of a gashadokuro.
[17:40] (Flashback) Takahashi
Isn't it beautiful?
[17:43] (Flashback) Takahashi
I want to give this girl...
[17:46] (Flashback) Takahashi
a beautiful body.
[17:48] Ruri
Rensuke-kun!
[17:50] Ruri
Wait, Rensuke-kun!
[17:54] Ruri
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared...
[17:58] Ruri
But even so, I love...
[18:04] (Flashback) Utagawa
Huh?
[18:06] (Flashback) Utagawa
Where am I?
[18:07] (Flashback) Takahashi
Oh? You're awake?
[18:09] (Flashback) Takahashi
How's that body feel?
Is it moving properly?
[18:13] (Flashback) Takahashi
Also, I hope you like your face, too.
[18:19] (Flashback) Utagawa
Is this... me?
[18:21] (Flashback) Utagawa
Wait, wait, wait, what's going on?!
[18:24] Utagawa
Why?!
[18:24] (Flashback) Takahashi
Now, now, calm down.
[18:25] (Flashback) Takahashi
If you panic that much...
[18:27] (Flashback) Takahashi
Oh, dear.
[18:28] (Flashback) Utagawa
Gah! What is this?!
[18:31] (Flashback) Takahashi
If you let your guard down,
[18:32] (Flashback) Takahashi
you won't be able to keep your human form
and you'll turn into that, so be careful.
SIGN Takahashi
Youkai General Hospital
[18:37] (Flashback) Utagawa
I see.
[18:38] (Flashback) Utagawa
I think I understand that there are actually
youkai and I've become a youkai myself.
[18:45] (Flashback) Utagawa
I guess Rensuke-kun is also a youkai.
[18:47] (Flashback) Utagawa
I had no idea...
[18:50] (Flashback) Takahashi
Well, now you can find out all about him.
[18:53] (Flashback) Takahashi
I'm jealous.
[18:55] (Flashback) Utagawa
Huh?
[18:56] (Flashback) Takahashi
I love learning new things.
[18:59] (Flashback) Takahashi
Learning about someone is my
way of showing them respect.
[19:03] (Flashback) Utagawa
Learning about someone...
[19:06] (Flashback) Utagawa
Hey! Could you tell me
more about youkai?
[19:10] (Flashback) Utagawa
I want to learn more and
understand everything,
[19:12] (Flashback) Utagawa
and then tell Rensuke-kun that I love him.
[19:16] (Flashback) Utagawa
And... maybe go to the same
school as Rensuke-kun.
[19:20] (Flashback) Takahashi
I see. You're in fifth grade right now?
[19:24] (Flashback) Takahashi
How's your academic ability?
[19:26] (Flashback) Utagawa
I was in the hospital forever,
so I never went to grade school.
[19:30] (Flashback) Takahashi
You have five years until high school.
[19:32] (Flashback) Takahashi
If we can fill you up with the very
minimum amount of knowledge...
[19:35] (Flashback) Utagawa
I'll do my best!
[19:36] (Flashback) Utagawa
Rensuke-kun's super smart, so I'm going
to be a girl worthy of being at his side!
[19:41] (Flashback) Takahashi
And can you do that?
[19:42] (Flashback) Utagawa
It's not about if I can or can't.
I'm going to do it!
[19:46] Utagawa
I have to.
[19:48] Utagawa
This time, for sure...
[19:50] Utagawa
I'm going to become a girl worthy
of being by Rensuke-kun's side!
[19:54] (Flashback) Yamazaki
So... is she studying late again?
[19:58] (Flashback) Yamazaki
That can't be good for her health.
[20:01] (Flashback) Takahashi
Well, I am a doctor, so I told her to stop.
[20:03] (Flashback) Takahashi
I told her staying up too
late is bad for her skin,
[20:06] (Flashback) Takahashi
then she started wearing
face masks while studying.
[20:09] (Flashback) Takahashi
How can I compete with that?
[20:11] (Flashback) Takahashi
Now, then...
[20:12] (Flashback) Takahashi
I'm gonna go out for
drinks with the principal.
[20:15] (Flashback) Yamazaki
This late?
[20:16] (Flashback) Takahashi
As a reward for her hard work...
[20:19] (Flashback) Takahashi
If she can get into high school next year,
[20:20] (Flashback) Takahashi
I figured I'd pull some strings
to get her into the same class
[20:23] (Flashback) Takahashi
as the kid who's on her mind.
[20:26] (Flashback) Yamazaki
You're a really good guy sometimes,
and that's what makes you so unfair.
SIGN One Year Later
SIGN Principal's Office
[20:34] (Flashback) Principal
Since you got a perfect score
on the academic ability test,
[20:38] (Flashback) Principal
I'd like you to give a greeting
on behalf of all new students
[20:40] (Flashback) Principal
at tomorrow's entrance ceremony.
[20:42] (Flashback) Utagawa
Yes, sir.
[20:45] (Flashback) Principal
Oh, actually, there's one other
student who got a perfect score.
[20:49] (Flashback) Nyuudou
Pardon me.
[20:54] Utagawa
It's Rensuke-kun!
[20:59] (Flashback) Principal
Rensuke Nyuudou-kun.
[21:01] Utagawa
It's Rensuke-kun!
[21:01] (Flashback) Principal
This is the other student
who got a perfect score.
[21:05] (Flashback) Nyuudou
Huh? What's wrong?
[21:07] (Flashback) Utagawa
Oh, I-I'm sorry...
[21:09] (Flashback) Utagawa
Um, I just happened to see my father
wearing women's underwear yesterday...
[21:15] (Flashback) Nyuudou
Th-That must've... been shocking...
[21:17] Utagawa
Why are you crying, me?!
[21:20] Utagawa
You need to look him in the eye
and tell him you're sorry!
[21:23] (Flashback) Utagawa
Um...
[21:27] Utagawa
Oh, no. What do I do?
[21:29] Utagawa
I was finally able to see Rensuke-kun again,
[21:31] Utagawa
but now that he's actually in front of me...
[21:34] Utagawa
I'm scared to open up to him.
[21:37] Utagawa
I'm the one who was all talk
and hurt him when I told him
[21:39] Utagawa
I didn't care about what he looked like,
then took one look at him and got scared...
[21:44] (Flashback) Utagawa
Um, I...
[21:46] Utagawa
I wonder what Rensuke-kun thinks...
[21:49] (Flashback) Utagawa
I...
[21:51] Utagawa
I came this far because
I wanted to apologize...
[21:54] Utagawa
But I'm scared that he'll hate me.
[21:58] (Flashback) Utagawa
I'm...
[21:59] (Flashback) Utagawa
Kuniko Utagawa.
[22:03] Utagawa
How can I be such a coward?
[22:07] (Flashback) Utagawa
It's a pleasure to meet you, Nyuudou-kun.
[22:10] Utagawa
And from that day on,
I became Rensuke-kun's...
[22:13] Utagawa
No. I became Nyuudou-kun's
classmate, Utagawa-san.
24 - The Bond Continuing with Ren-Ren. The Teacher from Ghoul School Will Do His Best!
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[00:04] RENJOU
I had no idea you had a
past like that, Kuniko...
[00:08] UTAGAWA
If I had told everyone sooner,
this might not have happened.
[00:13] UTAGAWA
I can never regret my past enough.
[00:15] UTAGAWA
But I don't have time for regrets right now.
[00:20] UTAGAWA
I need to get Nyuudou-kun back!
[00:23] KURAI
I now understand your background.
[00:26] KURAI
But that has nothing to do with
what's going on with Abe-sensei.
[00:29] KURAI
I cannot withdraw.
[00:34] TAKAHASHI
Aw, no way.
[00:37] TAKAHASHI
I was using my youkai magic to
look in every direction, too.
[00:40] KURAI
Your eye movements, blinking...
[00:43] KURAI
I simply moved into one of
those momentary blind spots.
[00:46] KURAI
It serves you right! If you
weren't around, I'd never lose.
[00:52] TAKAHASHI
Thoughts like that are exactly
what cause you to lose.
[00:57] UTAGAWA
It's not just Akira-san
who's powerful, Kurai-san.
[01:01] UTAGAWA
I'll keep Kurai-san held up here.
[01:04] UTAGAWA
Sano-kun, take Seimei-sensei upstairs.
[01:06] SANO
But Utagawa-san, you should
see Nyuudou and talk to him...
[01:10] UTAGAWA
That can wait until after it's all over!
[01:12] SANO
But...
[01:13] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)
Sano-kun, let's go!
[01:14] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)
So that she and Nyuudou-kun can start over.
[01:18] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)
We need to win this so it can happen!
[01:20] SERVANT 1
Don't let them go!
[01:22] SERVANT 2
Capture Haruaki Abe at all costs!
[01:24] RENJOU
We'll hold back everyone on this floor!
[01:27] MAMEKICHI
You two head up there and knock
Nyuudou-kun's dad's clothes off him!
[01:31] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)
Thanks!
[01:34] KURAI
He won't be able to protect
Abe-sensei on his own.
[01:37] TAKAHASHI
Oh, I don't know about that.
[01:39] KURAI
What are you saying?
[01:40] TAKAHASHI
It's just that I saw how this is going to end.
[01:44] TAKAHASHI
Even so, I can't move anymore.
[01:48] TAKAHASHI
I'll just have to see what happens.
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN Episode 24
"The Bond Continuing with
Ren-Ren. The Teacher from
Ghoul School Will
Do His Best!"
[03:23] TAMAO
I'm scared!
[03:26] SMALL OLD MAN
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
[03:28] SMALL OLD MAN
Mikoshi-nyuudou.
[03:30] SMALL OLD MAN
A huge one-eyed youkai.
[03:32] SMALL OLD MAN
It gets bigger every time
eye contact is made.
[03:34] KOU
Piss off already!
[03:37] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE
Hey! What do you think you're
doing to my husband?!
[03:40] MAEDA
Gah! There's another one!
[03:43] MUJINA
Nice quick turn!
[03:44] KOU
This is bad. I'm running
out of spirit energy.
[03:48] MAEDA
And I'm running out of stamina.
[03:50] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE AND HUSBAND
You're not getting away!
[03:53] MUJINA
That's...
[03:56] MUJINA
Guess I'll give it a shot!
[03:57] MUJINA
Tamao! See that huge window up there?
[04:00] MUJINA
That's probably Nyuudou's room!
[04:03] TAMAO
Huh?
[04:03] MUJINA
The rest is up to you!
[04:07] TAMAO
And twirl.
[04:08] SMALL OLD MAN
Ten points!
[04:09] MUJINA
Just keep running, Tamao!
[04:11] TAMAO
Ren-Ren...
[04:12] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE
You're not getting away!
[04:14] TAMAO
Because of you... I've been able to
push myself harder than before.
[04:19] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE
Stop running around!
[04:25] TAMAO
So, Ren-Ren...
[04:38] TAMAO
I finally found you!
[04:40] TAMAO
There's something I want
to give you, Ren-Ren.
[04:44] TAMAO
Everyone got me here just
so I could give you this.
[04:48] TAMAO
You know...
[04:50] TAMAO
I was able to get a 38 because of you!
[04:53] NYUUDOU
You came all this way to show me this?
[04:56] TAMAO
Yup!
[04:58] NYUUDOU
That's amazing, Tama.
[05:00] NYUUDOU
You must've worked really hard.
[05:08] TAMAO
There, there. You must've worked
really hard, too, Ren-Ren.
[05:14] TAMAO
I see. So Utagawa-chan was Ruri-chan.
[05:19] NYUUDOU
Yeah.
[05:21] NYUUDOU
I just don't know what to do anymore.
[05:25] NYUUDOU
Not to mention, all of you got
dragged into this whole mess,
[05:29] NYUUDOU
and I can't even do anything.
[05:31] NYUUDOU
Tamao... what should I do?
[05:34] TAMAO
You have to choose that
for yourself, Ren-Ren.
[05:38] TAMAO
Don't think about your home life,
and don't do this for someone else.
[05:42] TAMAO
Use your heart to decide
what Ren-Ren wants.
[05:47] TAMAO
Even if that ends up being inconvenient
to anyone... including us...
[05:51] TAMAO
I won't quit being your best friend.
[05:55] TAMAO
So you can relax and decide.
[05:59] HAJIME
That opinion is a fine one to have,
[06:01] HAJIME
but there are times when you
need to listen to your elders.
[06:05] NYUUDOU
Dad...
[06:07] HAJIME
I didn't think any of you
would make it to this floor.
[06:10] TAMAO
It's nice to meet you.
[06:12] TAMAO
I'm Ren-Ren's best friend, Tamao.
[06:14] HAJIME
Nice to meet you. I'm Rensuke's father.
[06:17] TAMAO
So, yeah. Depending on Ren-Ren's answer,
[06:20] TAMAO
I'd like you to take back his withdrawal
[06:22] TAMAO
and acknowledge Seimei as
Class 3's teacher... please.
[06:25] HAJIME
I cannot do that.
[06:27] HAJIME
That man's power to exorcise
demons is dangerous.
[06:30] HAJIME
He may eventually use that
power against you all someday.
[06:36] NYUUDOU
Tama!
[06:36] TAMAO
I don't know about Seimei's
powers or whatever,
[06:39] TAMAO
but if I were a bad guy, I could've
used my claws to kill you, sir.
[06:44] TAMAO
Hijita could use his bogs to
drown people if he wanted to,
[06:48] TAMAO
and if anyone were as strong
as Oota and Utagawa-chan,
[06:51] TAMAO
they could easily crush people.
[06:53] TAMAO
Everything depends on who is using
it and what they're using it for.
[06:56] HAJIME
And that's exactly why it's my job
[06:59] HAJIME
to get rid of anything that
could prove to be an obstacle.
[07:03] HAJIME
You understand, don't you, Rensuke?
[07:05] HAJIME
Renka risked her life giving birth to you.
[07:08] HAJIME
I will protect you for Renka's sake, as well.
[07:10] TAMAO
Well, Seimei and I got asked by
Ren-Ren's mom to watch over him!
[07:16] HAJIME
Wh-What nonsense are you spouting?
[07:18] TAMAO
It's not nonsense!
[07:19] TAMAO
She was really happy when Seimei told
her how Ren-Ren was doing in school!
[07:25] HAJIME
That's enough!
[07:26] HAJIME
Sorry, but we'll have to keep you
confined until all of this is over.
[07:29] NYUUDOU
Tamao!
[07:30] TAMAO
Ren-Ren!
[07:31] TAMAO
Once you cross that line,
Seimei will be waiting for you!
[07:36] TAMAO
You've got this, Ren-Ren!
[07:42] HAJIME
I'll leave him to you.
[07:43] SERVANT YOUKAI 1
Yes, sir.
[07:45] SERVANT YOUKAI 1
Hey! Stop squirming!
[07:46] SERVANT YOUKAI 2
Give him some cat treats.
[07:50] TAMAO
What the hell? This is super tasty.
[07:52] SERVANT YOUKAI 1
What a stupid cat.
[07:54] SERVANT YOUKAI 2
I'm sure the master is worried if an animal
youkai with no intelligence like this
[07:58] SERVANT YOUKAI 2
is Rensuke-sama's school friend.
[08:00] TAMAO
What'd you say?!
[08:01] HAJIME
It doesn't matter what kind
of youkai his friend is.
[08:04] HAJIME
Enough with those vulgar comments.
[08:06] SERVANT YOUKAI 1 & 2
O-Our apologies...
[08:09] HAJIME
Don't forget. Our duty is to make this
place easier for all youkai to live in.
[08:15] HAJIME
Our only enemy is Haruaki Abe,
the one who may threaten that.
[08:19] HAJIME
The only two left are
Haruaki Abe and Mikoto Sano.
[08:22] HAJIME
We will capture them on this floor.
[08:25] TAMAO
Th-The reason I was able to do better in
school is because of Ren-Ren and Seimei!
[08:31] TAMAO
Don't forget that, either!
[08:34] HAJIME
I am aware.
[08:41] NYUUDOU
I need to decide... huh?
[08:46] NYUUDOU
Wow. He even wrote his name correctly.
SIGN Tamao Akisame
[08:50] NYUUDOU
Hm? There's something on the back...
SIGN I'll be waiting on the roof.
SIGN Haruaki
[08:53] HARUAKI
I'll be waiting on the roof!
[08:56] (Flashback) TAMAO
Everyone got me here just
so I could give you this.
[09:02] NYUUDOU
Just so that Tama could bring me this...
[09:05] NYUUDOU
They all...
[09:07] NYUUDOU
They all came here just for that?
[09:09] (Flashback) TAMAO
You've got this, Ren-Ren!
[09:12] NYUUDOU
Right...
[09:14] NYUUDOU
I have to go with my own two feet.
[09:17] NYUUDOU
Even I...
[09:20] NYUUDOU
Even I...
[09:22] NYUUDOU
can help Seimei win just
like the rest of them.
[09:26] NYUUDOU
That's my choice!
[09:29] SANO
We're almost to the roof.
[09:32] HAJIME
This ends here.
[09:34] HAJIME
Surrender, Sensei.
[09:37] HAJIME
I can tell that you respect your students.
[09:41] HAJIME
But humans and youkai...
[09:43] HAJIME
The complicated relationship
between different species
[09:46] HAJIME
cannot be changed with
just your platitudes!
[09:50] (Flashback) HAJIME
Give up on the baby?
[09:52] (Flashback) HAJIME
B-But why?
[09:54] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI
Because it's too risky.
[09:57] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI
When the mother is human,
[09:59] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI
she uses up something else in
exchange for the spirit energy
[10:02] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI
necessary to give birth to a youkai.
[10:04] (Flashback) HAJIME
Something else?
[10:05] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI
The mother's life force.
[10:09] (Flashback) KURAI
Do something!
[10:11] (Flashback) KURAI
You're a doctor, aren't you?!
[10:12] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI
Doctors aren't gods, you know.
[10:15] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI
Not to mention, there's
currently a really shitty,
[10:17] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI
unnecessary rule saying youkai are
to be treated at youkai hospitals,
[10:21] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI
and humans at human hospitals.
[10:23] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI
Even if we can take care of it at a
youkai hospital before it's born,
[10:26] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI
it'll end up at a human
hospital once it's born.
[10:29] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI
You realize that, don't you?
[10:31] (Flashback) RENKA
I'm still having this baby.
[10:33] (Flashback) RENKA
I won't accept that a child between
a human and a youkai is bad.
[10:37] (Flashback) RENKA
It's like saying that my child
with Hajime-kun isn't allowed.
[10:41] (Flashback) RENKA
I'll never accept that.
[10:46] HAJIME
Things can't go on
with these current rules.
[10:48] HAJIME
It's not just Renka.
Since this child is half human,
[10:52] HAJIME
we might encounter illnesses that
youkai medicine won't understand.
[10:56] HAJIME
We need to exchange medical
information with the human world,
[11:00] HAJIME
and I'm going to change the youkai rules.
[11:03] HAJIME
For your sakes...
No, for the sake of all youkai...
[11:10] (Flashback) KURAI
Sir, Renka-sama's condition has...
[11:15] HAJIME
No... Throwing out everything
right now just to see Renka
[11:19] HAJIME
would be the biggest insult to her.
[11:24] (Flashback) RENKA
Hajime-kun... I'm sure you're
working hard right about now.
[11:29] (Flashback) RENKA
Take care of Rensuke for me.
[11:35] HAJIME
I promised her...
[11:37] HAJIME
I promised I'd protect
Rensuke for Renka's sake.
[11:40] HAJIME
That's why I'm going to get rid
of any threats around Rensuke.
[11:44] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)
Sano-kun!
[11:48] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)
I-I get that you're willing to
risk your life for your son.
[11:53] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)
But what about how your son feels?
[11:57] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)
Nothing you've said takes your
son's feelings into account at all!
[12:02] HAJIME
Rensuke is still only sixteen.
[12:04] HAJIME
He's not at an age where he can
make sound decisions for himself.
[12:07] HAJIME
That's why I must protect him as his father.
[12:11] SANO
Aren't you babying Nyuudou a bit too much?
[12:14] SANO
Yeah, he's technically a minor,
[12:16] SANO
but have you actually
considered what Nyuudou wants?
[12:22] NYUUDOU
That was close. I slipped.
[12:26] NYUUDOU
Oh, crap!
[12:28] HAJIME
Rensuke! What are you doing out there?!
[12:31] HAJIME
Come back here!
[12:35] HAJIME
When did Rensuke get so big?
[12:39] HAJIME
Outside guards! Capture Rensuke!
[12:42] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE
Rensuke-sama! It's dangerous
out here! Please go back in!
[12:45] NYUUDOU
Shut up! If you're actually worried about
me, get outta my way, dumbass!
[12:50] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE
Rensuke-sama... What vulgar language...
[12:55] NYUUDOU
The sun's coming out.
[12:59] NYUUDOU
Huh? Something just flashed?
[13:04] NYUUDOU
Huh?
[13:04] NYUUDOU
I see... So that's what's going on!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[13:13] NYUUDOU
Man... I got this far, and I still can't help
but wish I was as light as Tamao or Sano.
[13:23] NYUUDOU
But that doesn't matter.
[13:25] NYUUDOU
Even if I'm envious of others, I just
need to keep loving myself, too!
[13:29] NYUUDOU
All right, I got to the roof.
[13:33] NYUUDOU
Now, if I can just see Seimei, I win—
[13:34] HAJIME
Unfortunately, that won't be happening.
[13:36] NYUUDOU
I figured you'd beat me.
[13:39] HAJIME
As you can see, we've
captured Abe-sensei.
[13:42] HAJIME
Which means that the
Nyuudou family wins.
[13:45] HAJIME
There's no need to be scared.
We're not going to kill you.
[13:49] HAJIME
I'll refer you to a human school and...
[13:51] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)
O-Of course I'm scared... I mean...
[13:55] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)
I'm the older brother who's terrified
of youkai, unlike my little brother!
[14:00] HAJIME
Older brother?
[14:02] HAJIME
What do you mean?
[14:03] HAJIME
Then the real one is...
[14:04] NYUUDOU
He'll be here soon.
[14:06] HAJIME
Rensuke?
[14:08] NYUUDOU
I think you finally looked me in the eye.
[14:12] NYUUDOU
I think I've been wanting to have a proper
conversation with you for a long time.
[14:19] HAJIME
Come to think of it...
[14:21] HAJIME
When was the last time I had a
father-son conversation with Rensuke?
[14:26] NYUUDOU
I'm going to walk into the
future with my own two feet.
[14:30] NYUUDOU
And to make that happen,
I'm going to let Seimei win!
[14:33] HAJIME
Rensuke!
[14:46] HARUAKI
Jeez... You're way too reckless.
[14:49] NYUUDOU
Sorry.
[14:51] NYUUDOU
I always wanted to try being as
reckless as you at least once.
[15:01] ALL
W-We won!
[15:05] KURAI
We lost?
[15:08] KURAI
And Abe-sensei has a twin?
[15:10] KURAI
How is that fair?
[15:11] TAKAHASHI
Knowledge really is important.
[15:14] TAKAHASHI
Because of his ancestor,
[15:17] TAKAHASHI
Abe-sensei kept his family details private.
[15:20] TAKAHASHI
That's why you all didn't know that
he had an older twin brother.
[15:24] TAKAHASHI
On the other hand, Abe-sensei
had seen my youkai magic before,
[15:28] TAKAHASHI
and he already knew about the
powers that dodomeki have.
[15:33] KURAI
A dodomeki's powers?
[15:35] TAKAHASHI
Abe-sensei was taking advantage of
your dodomeki eyes from the start.
[15:41] TAKAHASHI
We put Yamazaki-kun, disguised as Abe-sensei,
in the group that attacked from the front,
[15:45] TAKAHASHI
to be purposely found by you, who can
see the flow of people's spirit energy,
[15:48] TAKAHASHI
and we made you think that the
human with no flow of spirit energy
[15:53] TAKAHASHI
was actually Haruaki Abe.
[15:55] TAKAHASHI
How ironic... for a youkai
to be spooked by a human.
[16:01] YANAGIDA
But wow, I'm surprised you spotted
us all the way up there.
[16:07] NYUUDOU
Oh, yeah.
[16:08] NYUUDOU
From the break in the clouds, I saw the
sunlight reflecting off Haruaki's prayer beads.
[16:13] NYUUDOU
And I remembered from that time with
the kasha that Seimei had a twin,
[16:17] NYUUDOU
so I figured it all out.
[16:19] HARUAKI
You're a genius!
[16:20] MARSHMALLOW
You definitely have 130.0 vision!
[16:23] NYUUDOU
Right?
[16:24] NYUUDOU
I'm glad I'm a one-eyed youkai.
[16:30] HAJIME
So you were up in the sky this whole time?
[16:33] HARUAKI
Yes.
[16:34] HARUAKI
I was hiding above a thunder cloud
that the Raijin Ogata-kun formed.
[16:39] HARUAKI
After that, I just had to wait
until Nyuudou-kun came out.
[16:42] HARUAKI
There was no point in winning
if he didn't change.
[16:46] AMAAKI
Haru!
[16:48] SANO
Hey, this is an important part.
Read the damn room.
[16:51] AMAAKI
After all this scary stuff,
I need to recharge on Haru!
[16:54] SANO
Sometimes you're actually
creepier than Seimei...
[16:58] AMAAKI
I mean, I was suddenly kidnapped
by an ittan-momen,
[17:00] AMAAKI
then thrown into a youkai mansion...
[17:03] AMAAKI
and I was supposed to act like
Haru, so I could barely talk!
[17:06] AMAAKI
I went through hell...
and Takahashi is terrifying!
[17:09] HARUAKI
I'm glad no one figured you out.
[17:11] AMAAKI
I had no idea what to do, so I just
kept a stern face to fool everyone.
[17:15] KURAI
Sir!
[17:17] HARUAKI
Everyone!
[17:20] KURAI
I'm terribly sorry!
[17:22] KURAI
I trusted in my powers too much.
This is my blunder!
[17:25] HAJIME
Raise your head.
[17:27] HAJIME
I'm the one who gave you
the orders to begin with.
[17:31] HAJIME
I made you endure unnecessary shame.
[17:34] HAJIME
I apologize to the rest of you, as well.
[17:39] HAJIME
Abe-sensei.
[17:41] HAJIME
We lose. I will call off Rensuke's
withdrawal from school.
[17:47] TAMAO
That's awesome!
[17:50] UTAGAWA
Thank goodness...
[17:53] NYUUDOU
Utagawa-san...
[17:54] NYUUDOU
Er, um... Should I call you Ruri-chan?
[17:57] UTAGAWA
Rensuke-kun!
[17:59] UTAGAWA
I'm really sorry I got scared when
I saw your face seven years ago.
[18:05] UTAGAWA
I was startled, but I still
love you, Rensuke-kun.
[18:10] UTAGAWA
I want to start over as your friend.
[18:16] UTAGAWA
Not as the me who has to
live with Ruri's regrets...
[18:20] UTAGAWA
But as Kuniko Utagawa... I want
to become closer to you again.
[18:26] UTAGAWA
I won't lose to my former self.
[18:29] UTAGAWA
So...
[18:32] UTAGAWA
Please look at me as I am right now.
[18:35] NYUUDOU
Yeah... I'm sorry.
[18:38] NYUUDOU
I have a feeling I wasn't able to
properly see you before now, either.
[18:43] NYUUDOU
So I'd also like to start over as
friends and get closer, Kuniko-chan.
[18:50] UTAGAWA
Thank you, Rensuke-kun!
[18:53] KOU
Huh? You guys aren't gonna start dating?!
[18:55] NYUUDOU
You... We're going to go at our own pace!
[18:58] RIN
Well, anyway, I'm glad the class
rep from Class 3 is back.
[19:03] NYUUDOU
Yeah. Thanks, everyone.
[19:05] NYUUDOU
Especially Mujina.
I really need to pay you back.
[19:08] MUJINA
Huh? Come on, stop that.
That's not like you—
[19:12] NYUUDOU
Pay you back for hitting me!
[19:15] MUJINA
The hell's the big idea?!
[19:16] NYUUDOU
Well, yesterday...
[19:18] (Flashback) MUJINA
Then fight back like you
usually do, you idiot.
[19:21] MUJINA
Took you long enough!
[19:24] NYUUDOU
This is more like me, isn't it?
[19:27] MUJINA
I guess you have a point.
[19:29] MUJINA
Okay, then I guess I need to
pay you back for the payback.
[19:31] HARUAKI
Huh? Where are Hijita-kun
and the others, anyway?
[19:32] NYUUDOU
What the hell? We should be even now.
[19:35] UTAGAWA
They all turned to stone?
[19:38] NYUUDOU
They were turned to stone
by Medusa's youkai magic.
[19:42] HARUAKI
I had no idea all this
happened on the first floor.
[19:45] TAKAHASHI
Well, you could probably do
something about this, Abe-sensei.
[19:48] HARUAKI
Yeah. If I use my powers to
expel this youkai magic.
[19:52] HAJIME
But...
[19:53] SANO
Just watch, Mister.
[19:56] SANO
I want the rest of you to watch, too.
[19:59] SANO
So that you can see that Seimei's power
isn't something that harms others.
[20:07] UTAGAWA
It's so pretty...
[20:09] TAMAO
So cool!
[20:10] TAMAO
Everything depends on who is using
it and what they're using it for.
[20:22] OOTA
H-Huh?
[20:25] HIJITA
Did I hit my head?
[20:27] NYUUDOU
Hey.
[20:29] HIJITA
Oh, Nyuudou!
[20:31] HIJITA
Looks like everything's been settled.
[20:33] NYUUDOU
I haven't even said anything yet.
[20:35] HIJITA
I can tell just by looking at your face.
[20:38] HAJIME
Abe-sensei.
[20:40] HAJIME
I have nothing but admiration for you.
[20:43] HAJIME
Please continue to look after Rensuke.
[20:47] HARUAKI
Of course. It's not just me, though.
[20:51] HARUAKI
Nyuudou-kun has plenty of friends who'll
laugh with him, get mad with him,
[20:54] HARUAKI
and sometimes even scold
him, so please don't worry.
[21:00] (Flashback) RENKA
Hey, Hajime-kun.
[21:02] (Flashback) RENKA
What should we name our child?
[21:05] (Flashback) HAJIME
If you don't mind, I'd like to take one
of the characters from your name.
[21:09] (Flashback) RENKA
Then we can take the "Ren" from
my name, take the top part off,
SIGN Kuniko Utagawa
SIGN Rensuke Nyuudou
[21:13] (Flashback) RENKA
and use the "Ren" that
means to connect together.
[21:16] (Flashback) RENKA
Because that character can mean
to continue and to connect.
[21:20] (Flashback) RENKA
I hope this precious little life will
continue for my own sake, as well.
[21:25] (Flashback) RENKA
And I hope this little one's life will
continue to be filled with so many bonds.
[21:31] HARUAKI
Hey, everyone. Why don't we take
a photo to commemorate this moment?
[21:35] HARUAKI
I mean... so that we never forget today.
[21:40] SANO
You said something decent for once, Seimei.
[21:44] HIJITA
All right, get ready!
[21:46] HARUAKI
Okay...
[21:48] HARUAKI
Now, wear whichever ones you want!
[21:54] SANO
I was an idiot to praise you.
[21:56] HARUAKI
I recommend this uniform for you, Sano-kun.
[21:58] SANO
What? I ain't wearing that.
[22:00] HARUAKI
I think this would suit
your image, Yanagida-kun.
[22:02] YANAGIDA
You think so?
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[22:07] HARUAKI
I'm Haruaki Abe.
[22:10] HARUAKI
In April, as the cherry blossoms danced,
[22:12] HARUAKI
I became the teacher I always
wanted to be at Hyakki Academy,
[22:14] HARUAKI
with a class that's filled with youkai.
[22:16] HARUAKI
And as I made memories on this
shore with uniforms dancing,
[22:20] HARUAKI
I swore in my heart that I would continue
to work hard with my students
[22:25] HARUAKI
as a teacher at a ghoul school.